Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S03E91 - DEREK CHAUVIN TRIAL - LIVE

00:00:14.000 From New York, it's Get Off My Long with Devin McGuinness.

00:00:38.000 12:15, we'll know it now.

00:00:44.000 Gonna go clip their wings. 0.99

00:00:46.000 Gonna go clip their wings. 0.99

00:00:50.000 Y'all to the East Back when I told you last.

00:01:03.000 Big yellow creep throwing it real slow. 1.00

00:01:06.000 Describing assassinating the police.

00:01:10.000 Running with a penny brain.

00:01:11.000 Well, no need for a hollering fuck bail.

00:01:18.000 Now I'm in the street for the dome.

00:01:20.000 Cause I'm freaking by my homie's mom alone.

00:01:23.000 Crying cause a baby's dead, man.

00:01:25.000 This bitch finna kiss the lead, man. 1.00

00:01:27.000 As an example, so all the blue coats know you get poached when you fuck with black folk. 1.00

00:01:32.000 Said it to my voice what's horrible.

00:01:34.000 Where's he from?

00:01:34.000 East Coast?

00:01:35.000 West Coast?

00:01:36.000 You get poached when you fuck with black folks. 1.00

00:01:39.000 That's Paris, a rapper from Oakland.

00:01:41.000 Actually, he said, Main, yeah.

00:01:43.000 And I remember being like a 20-year-old in Montreal with dreads and listening to that going, fucking pigs.

00:01:51.000 So according to that song, they said, it's okay, man, man.

00:01:54.000 We're with police.

00:01:55.000 And they went in there and raped her. 0.99

00:01:57.000 I looked it up.

00:01:57.000 I couldn't find any information on the case.

00:01:59.000 And then crying because the baby's dead, mine.

00:02:02.000 This pig's going to kiss the lead, mine. 1.00

00:02:04.000 So I guess they went, raped her, and then on the way out, just shot her baby in the head, maybe.

00:02:09.000 I don't believe you, Paris.

00:02:12.000 Now, I got to know cops, especially when I moved to New York, did some ride-alongs, and I learned that this is all a fucking lie.

00:02:21.000 All bullshit.

00:02:23.000 It's really just one gang talking shit about their enemies because their enemies keep busting them and throwing them in jail for doing crimes.

00:02:30.000 You don't like that.

00:02:31.000 Kids don't like it when it's bedtime.

00:02:34.000 I'm the bad guy in my house.

00:02:35.000 I do the discipline.

00:02:37.000 My daughter was trying to get on a flight the other day in sweatpants. 1.00

00:02:40.000 I'm like, no, we don't do that.

00:02:41.000 I'm not saying you have to wear a Chanel pants suit, but you're not wearing dirty sweatpants on a fucking plane.

00:02:47.000 Go change.

00:02:48.000 And then she comes down in Zubas.

00:02:50.000 My Zubas, by the way.

00:02:51.000 No, no, no.

00:02:54.000 So she's like, I don't like that guy.

00:02:57.000 He's a sweatpants Nazi.

00:02:59.000 But I'm right.

00:03:00.000 And that's what I realize is true of the police.

00:03:02.000 They're right.

00:03:03.000 So this trial that we're going to look at is the Shterek Chauvin trial.

00:03:07.000 I don't know what happened to my suit.

00:03:08.000 Look at my sleeves.

00:03:11.000 I hate when that happens.

00:03:13.000 My suit, does that grow?

00:03:16.000 It's such a bad look.

00:03:19.000 What's the status on your suits coming back from China?

00:03:22.000 They're all back.

00:03:23.000 Oh, okay.

00:03:23.000 Is this one of them that was tailored?

00:03:25.000 Yeah, well, I had the pants expanded.

00:03:27.000 But not the jacket.

00:03:28.000 I didn't have the jacket sleeves lengthened.

00:03:30.000 That is banana. 0.81

00:03:30.000 And it might be the shitty H ⁇ M shirt I once bought as an emergency. 0.81

00:03:33.000 I'm wearing a blue shirt with a gray jacket because the defense is wearing that in the trial.

00:03:40.000 But the reason I bring that up is because I was a stupid 20-year-old who had to learn using my own curiosity that cops are not how they're portrayed.

00:03:48.000 If I hadn't done that, I would still believe the stupid rapper version of events where they just rape and kill babies and kill babies.

00:03:59.000 And that's where I think an alarming number of people are.

00:04:02.000 I'm going to go out.

00:04:03.000 I'm just going to pull some numbers on my ass.

00:04:05.000 I would say 75% of black Americans think cops are corrupt and racist.

00:04:11.000 Disproportionately, maybe.

00:04:12.000 I would say 80% of American blacks think that 80% of cops are racist and corrupt and will kill you.

00:04:19.000 I would say 90% of blacks that I've known, including smart, rational ones, think that if I get in my car, I might not come home.

00:04:28.000 Sherrod Small said that to me.

00:04:29.000 Dante Nero said that to me.

00:04:31.000 George, what's his name?

00:04:32.000 The comedian?

00:04:32.000 George Floyd.

00:04:34.000 No, not George Floyd.

00:04:35.000 George Wallace.

00:04:36.000 George Wallace said that to me.

00:04:39.000 Larry Barnes has said that.

00:04:42.000 Looks like they've come home a lot.

00:04:45.000 Sherrod Small said, you and I go ride up and down 95.

00:04:47.000 I guarantee I'm getting pulled over.

00:04:49.000 I go, let's bet $100.

00:04:50.000 And then he dropped it.

00:04:53.000 But anyway.

00:04:54.000 He's like, no, because you're going to call them and be like, don't pull them over.

00:04:56.000 We're doing a bet.

00:04:57.000 You'll do that secret to the best.

00:04:58.000 Presumably you have the white club.

00:05:00.000 It's like baseball.

00:05:04.000 So the reason I bring all that up first is because the perception here is the reality.

00:05:10.000 And we're going to watch this trial until we get bored.

00:05:14.000 But just know that you're seeing a totally relevant preponderance of evidence.

00:05:19.000 It doesn't matter.

00:05:20.000 We all know Derek's innocent.

00:05:23.000 The trial is going to prove that, and that will mean nothing.

00:05:28.000 That's a kangaroo.

00:05:29.000 Isn't that a bad sign?

00:05:31.000 Like, that's the Soviet Union.

00:05:32.000 That's Venezuela.

00:05:33.000 That's Zimbabwe. 0.96

00:05:34.000 If you don't have trials that work, R is an element of some of these crimes. 0.93

00:05:41.000 And so his intent is relevant, but his conduct is still judged by an objective, reasonable standard.

00:05:51.000 Did you know anything you want to add?

00:05:53.000 No, Your Honor.

00:05:54.000 I mean, I essentially agree.

00:05:55.000 Wait, can we go back?

00:05:58.000 We did some of this live today, but this isn't live.

00:06:01.000 Unfortunately, this is where it starts.

00:06:03.000 And how they would be done with the objective officer.

00:06:06.000 Didn't they have a bunch of shit about the police and how they're about to serve and protect and all that?

00:06:10.000 But that wasn't the truth.

00:06:12.000 It's right about here-ish.

00:06:14.000 None of them knew who George Floyd was.

00:06:16.000 They didn't know his history.

00:06:17.000 They didn't know anything about it.

00:06:18.000 I thought Derek had worked with George Floyd.

00:06:21.000 Oh, yeah, they knew.

00:06:23.000 So why are you saying this sword started when there's all this before it?

00:06:26.000 No, this is ahead of it.

00:06:28.000 What do you mean, ahead of it?

00:06:29.000 This is the very beginning.

00:06:31.000 And now I'm fast-forwarding.

00:06:32.000 Oh, I see.

00:06:33.000 I'm caught up now.

00:06:34.000 Okay, go to the very, very beginning then.

00:06:39.000 And how they would be dealt with by an object standard.

00:06:43.000 Does anyone else say anything you want to add?

00:06:45.000 That's where it starts?

00:06:48.000 I just, yes.

00:06:49.000 They started the live stream at the end.

00:06:52.000 Yeah, these might be formalities in the beginning.

00:06:55.000 I don't give a fuck.

00:06:57.000 I hate incompetence in the justice system.

00:07:00.000 Obviously, we all hate that innocent men are thrown in prison.

00:07:04.000 But when there's technical difficulties, or this drives me nuts, when you look at a courtroom and there's wires going from the speakers and they're like hanging right by where the judge is, like drooping, this is where someone finds out if they're going to die in the electric chair or get one month or get 50 years.

00:07:21.000 Can you have a modicum of decorum, please?

00:07:24.000 It should look a lot fancier than an opera house.

00:07:27.000 It's a lot more important than watching a bunch of Russians with broken toes prance around. 1.00

00:07:32.000 It's your life.

00:07:33.000 It's the life of your citizens.

00:07:36.000 Fucking clean it up.

00:07:38.000 I don't even like those wires on that table.

00:07:41.000 The book bags under the table.

00:07:43.000 Yeah, fucking get your shit together.

00:07:44.000 Leopard print shoes today, really?

00:07:46.000 Is that like a shout out to BLM?

00:07:49.000 Like, because African stuff is all animal print. 1.00

00:07:51.000 They're like.

00:07:52.000 I can't tell what race she is. 1.00

00:07:54.000 Something white and Italian.

00:07:55.000 That'd be funny.

00:07:55.000 It's very busted.

00:07:56.000 She just flashed her gash and then somehow made it wink. 1.00

00:08:00.000 Wow.

00:08:01.000 That'd be amazing.

00:08:02.000 Put a ping pong ball up her cooch. 1.00

00:08:03.000 That would be.

00:08:04.000 She drew an eye, drew a retina on it.

00:08:06.000 On it.

00:08:07.000 Yeah.

00:08:07.000 And then I was like, she closed it and then opened it.

00:08:10.000 Then closed it.

00:08:12.000 Like in the middle of the whole thing.

00:08:13.000 Like nobody talked about it.

00:08:14.000 And then when people brought it up, she just started, like, she goes to the bathroom and hides the ping pong ball in the garbage.

00:08:18.000 Or better, in a ceiling tile, like hide the evidence.

00:08:21.000 And then when people accuse her of it, she just starts crying and saying, I don't know how they did that.

00:08:25.000 It must have been hacked.

00:08:26.000 I've never been so humiliated.

00:08:28.000 It's on the security camera.

00:08:29.000 She put a place of victim and she's like, I don't know why it's on the security camera.

00:08:33.000 Are you crazy?

00:08:35.000 There was an eye in my vagina. 1.00

00:08:38.000 And then she goes back and her and her friends have some white wine in their PJs, in their Zupas, and proceed to laugh so hard.

00:08:45.000 One of them poos herself. 1.00

00:08:47.000 Not peas.

00:08:49.000 A little nugget comes out.

00:08:51.000 And then they laugh at that too.

00:08:52.000 Then that's screaming, laughing.

00:08:54.000 And I can just hear one of them going, no, you did not.

00:08:56.000 No, you did it.

00:08:56.000 No, you did not.

00:08:57.000 No, you didn't.

00:08:58.000 And the cops in the door.

00:09:00.000 Ma'am.

00:09:01.000 And then they end up kneeling on one of their necks and killing me.

00:09:06.000 And that guy was guilty, not Derek Chauvin.

00:09:08.000 And after all this, she has a ping pong ball in there because she was going to do a little party trick again. 0.99

00:09:13.000 Well, they find when they do the next thing, it plops out.

00:09:15.000 They find ping pong balls and markers.

00:09:18.000 And they check her Google image and it's like how to draw an eyeball.

00:09:22.000 And they're like, well, what the fuck is this?

00:09:23.000 And she goes, it's called a coincidence.

00:09:26.000 Where's your ping pong table?

00:09:27.000 I'm getting one.

00:09:29.000 I haven't been able to afford to order it yet and get good at it, if you will.

00:09:35.000 They check her Amazon orders.

00:09:36.000 Like, googly eyes were meant to be sent yesterday, but they were delayed.

00:09:42.000 And then the googly eyes show up right at that moment.

00:09:44.000 And then someone steals the googly eyes and they go, police, police.

00:09:47.000 And they go, we're right here.

00:09:48.000 That's not our department, though.

00:09:49.000 You have to call 911 and get dispatched.

00:09:52.000 We're cunt crime. 0.98

00:09:53.000 Huge.

00:09:54.000 We're the CCU cunt crime unit.

00:09:57.000 Huge tits on that lady. 1.00

00:09:58.000 Big, big gazumbas.

00:10:00.000 Really distracting.

00:10:02.000 I would have big tits in a long ass time. 1.00

00:10:06.000 I don't have an issue with that.

00:10:07.000 I agree that I've heard the court's ruling that Mr. Floyd's subjective internal process is off-limits.

00:10:15.000 All right.

00:10:18.000 What the fuck does that mean?

00:10:19.000 Subjected internal process?

00:10:22.000 Does that mean what he's thinking?

00:10:24.000 Can you speak anglais, sibuplay?

00:10:26.000 I'm fairly strict regarding making an argument in opening.

00:10:32.000 As far as Mr. Floyd's description of appearances, I like his fucking war mask.

00:10:40.000 Looks like Bain's dad complying.

00:10:44.000 I think that's permissible.

00:10:51.000 He was, especially an opening.

00:10:55.000 Those are conclusions.

00:10:56.000 You just dabble in justice.

00:10:58.000 I was born in it.

00:11:00.000 So when witnesses are testifying, I expect that they will talk about what they observed as far as appearances.

00:11:07.000 Sometimes it has to lapse into it appeared to be resistance or non-compliance.

00:11:15.000 But to say that it was is an inference from the behavior.

00:11:19.000 I know this is a fine line, but just so you know, kind of where I'm going to be able to do it.

00:11:22.000 Oh yeah, we have body cam footage.

00:11:24.000 We can see him dictionary definition resisting.

00:11:27.000 No need for appear.

00:11:28.000 He smashed his face on the fucking plexiglass.

00:11:31.000 And how an officer on the scene has no dear George Floyd hated his own nose and was constantly trying to damage it.

00:11:39.000 That was not resisting.

00:11:42.000 For example, if in opening you were to say Mr. Chauvin should have made this evaluation, that's argument.

00:11:50.000 But to say this is the policy, this is what every officer on the scene should do, that I think is objective and it is, and then you can talk about the behaviors on the scene.

00:12:01.000 Ain't nobody got time for that.

00:12:03.000 It sounds like I'm splitting hairs a little too thinly, but I think you kind of get my...

00:12:08.000 I don't care, Judge.

00:12:10.000 Let's just go.

00:12:11.000 We have body cams.

00:12:17.000 The poor bastard was just doing his job, and he's watching his entire life get flushed down the toilet.

00:12:22.000 Where can he ever live?

00:12:25.000 Yeah, your life is ruined after this.

00:12:26.000 Moved to Finland, dude.

00:12:27.000 What about Zimmerman, though?

00:12:28.000 Like, I feel like he kind of...

00:12:30.000 Zimmerman's also fucked.

00:12:32.000 Yeah.

00:12:33.000 Okay.

00:12:34.000 A couple things.

00:12:36.000 We are going to try and stick as much as we can to the 9 to 9.30 is going to be to argue any legal issues that come up because invariably legal issues come up.

00:12:48.000 I don't want to move up too much the jury start time because.

00:12:53.000 Okay, let's scroll ahead here.

00:12:54.000 This is a beauty of non-live streaming.

00:12:56.000 We can see Bane's dad is dull as nails.

00:13:00.000 Of course, they have to get a black anchor and a lesbian. 1.00

00:13:03.000 Let's see what the lesbian has to say. 1.00

00:13:21.000 What is that?

00:13:22.000 Oh, that's for cats.

00:13:24.000 Oh, of course.

00:13:25.000 Little kitty.

00:13:26.000 Of course it is.

00:13:27.000 Everything else is Judge Peter Cahill at the top of the hour.

00:13:31.000 Notice the bookshelf doesn't have a lot of books.

00:13:33.000 That's another chick thing. 1.00

00:13:34.000 Oh, wow, yeah.

00:13:36.000 Lots of baskets.

00:13:38.000 For brick-a-brac.

00:13:47.000 Eight hours?

00:13:48.000 Does that give you any idea on how long this trial could go?

00:13:51.000 I know we've talked about four weeks or perhaps even longer.

00:13:54.000 It sounds like, well, the 5 o'clock time every day.

00:14:01.000 What he was saying is that when you have a witness who's in the box testifying, you don't want to bring them back to the best way if you can keep on going and getting them done.

00:14:11.000 And so all that he was saying is, we'll try to end at 4.30, but if I have a witness who's in the middle of testimony, boring.

00:14:18.000 All right, let's keep going.

00:14:19.000 And being good at it, if you will.

00:14:21.000 Back the next day.

00:14:23.000 So that's all.

00:14:28.000 Back here.

00:14:34.000 A mask and plexiglass.

00:14:36.000 You seem paranoid, Judge.

00:14:38.000 I don't trust you anymore.

00:14:44.000 Should we skip some of these formalities?

00:14:47.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:14:48.000 I just want to hear the opening statement from the dude.

00:14:51.000 I think here he comes.

00:14:56.000 It's a stupid wall hanging.

00:14:59.000 No one can read it.

00:15:06.000 Paisley Ty?

00:15:08.000 I don't know.

00:15:10.000 May it please the court.

00:15:11.000 Counsel.

00:15:12.000 Hi, let's get started, please.

00:15:15.000 Good morning.

00:15:16.000 Good morning.

00:15:17.000 My name is Jerry Blackwell, and I apologize for talking to you through this plexiglass, but it's probably the least of the gifts.

00:15:24.000 Yes, we're aware of the pandemic.

00:15:25.000 It's been a year.

00:15:26.000 Some of the material you're right on the way to the venue.

00:15:28.000 Like Sebastian has like a three-minute thing, like, how did everybody get here?

00:15:32.000 That's like his version of that.

00:15:34.000 Right, yeah.

00:15:35.000 You're going to learn.

00:15:36.000 You may have noticed that I'm bald.

00:15:37.000 That happens to the best of us.

00:15:40.000 But I'm already married with three kids.

00:15:42.000 So she ain't going anywhere soon.

00:15:45.000 Anytime soon.

00:15:46.000 Sorry.

00:15:46.000 I screwed up my joke.

00:15:47.000 Okay, let's get started.

00:15:48.000 Sorry, big tits. 1.00

00:15:49.000 I'm taking.

00:15:50.000 You may have noticed that I do black pretty darn good.

00:15:53.000 Hence my name, Jerry Blackwell.

00:15:56.000 And I wipe bad.

00:15:58.000 About what it means to be a public servant and to have the honor of wearing this badge.

00:16:04.000 It's a small badge that carries with it.

00:16:07.000 It's like this big.

00:16:08.000 It's a large responsibility.

00:16:10.000 It's one of the bigger of the badge communities.

00:16:14.000 What does it stand for?

00:16:15.000 Object.

00:16:15.000 Your Honor, I object.

00:16:16.000 The thing is fucking the size of a dinner plate.

00:16:20.000 It pulls your left hit down on your shirt.

00:16:23.000 It's so fucking big.

00:16:24.000 Represents the very motto.

00:16:26.000 Your Honor, it literally prevents bullets from killing people.

00:16:30.000 It's a bulletproof vest.

00:16:32.000 This is not a small badge.

00:16:34.000 This is a picture of a badge that's been hit with six bullets.

00:16:37.000 There's no damage to it.

00:16:39.000 Your Honor, the eagle carrying this badge has a hernia.

00:16:43.000 You can see its head is in pain.

00:16:44.000 You can see it struggling.

00:16:45.000 It's dying.

00:16:47.000 Look how exhausted it is.

00:16:50.000 What does it stand for?

00:16:53.000 It represents the very motto of the motto.

00:16:57.000 Don't they sing Africa?

00:16:59.000 Doom, doon, doon, do, doon, doon.

00:17:00.000 Oh, that's Tato.

00:17:01.000 Oh, sorry.

00:17:02.000 To protect with courage, to serve with compassion.

00:17:06.000 But it also.

00:17:07.000 So you get what he's doing here.

00:17:08.000 He's putting a pretty high bar.

00:17:10.000 So like, yes, technically he was doing everything not that bad, but the police have to be perfect.

00:17:15.000 So he's trying to make his job easy on himself.

00:17:19.000 Boring, go forward.

00:17:21.000 The cornerstone courteously face, never employing unnecessary force or violence.

00:17:28.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:17:29.000 It was unnecessary.

00:17:30.000 Not only that, I recognize the badge of my office as a symbol of public faith, and I accept it as a public trust to be held so long as I am true to the ethics of police service.

00:17:47.000 Symbol of public faith.

00:17:49.000 Fuck off.

00:17:49.000 Ethics to police service.

00:17:52.000 So I get what he's doing here.

00:17:53.000 So he's going to make it all about the cop and say that they are held to a different standard and he was not up to that standard.

00:18:01.000 Because if we get into George Floyd, we're going to learn about the fentanyl addiction and all the other crimes that he's had.

00:18:07.000 It also makes you look bad if you keep bringing up George.

00:18:10.000 Because Jerry's thing is this isn't about George, it's about Derek.

00:18:15.000 When he used excessive and unreasonable force upon the body of Mr. George Floyd.

00:18:24.000 I can't see it.

00:18:25.000 That he put his neck.

00:18:27.000 That's not the neck.

00:18:28.000 Yeah, and not all of his weight is on his neck.

00:18:31.000 Some is on his back.

00:18:33.000 I want to see exactly where his knee is.

00:18:37.000 And his back grinding and crushing him until the very breath.

00:18:44.000 Are we in Star Wars?

00:18:46.000 Until the very life were squeezed out of him.

00:18:50.000 No.

00:18:50.000 You will learn that he was well aware that Mr. Floyd was unarmed, that Mr. Floyd had not threatened anyone.

00:18:58.000 Correct, correct.

00:18:59.000 That Mr. Floyd was in handcuffs.

00:19:01.000 Correct.

00:19:02.000 He was completely in the control of the police.

00:19:04.000 Incorrect.

00:19:05.000 He was defenseless.

00:19:07.000 Incorrect.

00:19:08.000 You will learn what happened in that nine minutes and 29 seconds.

00:19:12.000 The most important numbers you were here in this trial at 929.

00:19:16.000 What happened in those nine minutes and 29 seconds when Mr. Derek Chavin was applying this excessive force to the body of Mr. George Floyd?

00:19:27.000 We have two objectives in this trial, ladies and gentlemen.

00:19:30.000 The first objective is to give Mr. Chavin a fair trial.

00:19:35.000 Mr. Chavin has a presumption of innocence.

00:19:39.000 He is presumed to be wrong until proven.

00:19:42.000 Is that why they went to his house?

00:19:43.000 Is that why the family's already received, I think, $29 million in GoFundMe money?

00:19:49.000 The family's already been rewarded.

00:19:52.000 What family, by the way?

00:19:53.000 His baby mama?

00:19:54.000 Did he even know he had that fucking kid?

00:19:56.000 Cousins and nieces.

00:19:57.000 And what about all the kids?

00:19:58.000 Like, he has kids.

00:20:00.000 Remember that story where those 20-somethings? 0.83

00:20:02.000 Their mom goes, that's your daddy on TV.

00:20:04.000 Like, we didn't know who the fuck he was.

00:20:09.000 They deserve money.

00:20:10.000 Their dad hasn't paid any child support their entire fucking lives.

00:20:14.000 Give the money to them.

00:20:16.000 Without regard for its impact on the life of Mr. George Floyd.

00:20:22.000 So let's begin by focusing then on what we will learn about this nine minutes and 29 seconds.

00:20:28.000 And you will be able to hear Mr. Floyd saying, please, I can't breathe.

00:20:32.000 Please, man, please.

00:20:33.000 Yes.

00:20:34.000 Is there an arrest where someone isn't yelling that?

00:20:37.000 You will see that as Mr. Floyd is handcuffed there on the ground, he is verbalizing 27 times, you will hear, in the four minutes and 45 seconds, I can't breathe.

00:20:47.000 Please, I can't breathe.

00:20:50.000 You will see that Mr. Mr. Floyd's neck and back.

00:20:54.000 He has one knee on his neck, and the knee on his back is intermittently off and on on his back, as you will be able to see for yourself in the video footage.

00:21:04.000 You will hear Mr. Floyd as he's cried out.

00:21:07.000 You hear him at some point cry out for his mother when he's being squeezed there.

00:21:11.000 He's very close to his mother.

00:21:12.000 That's going to the woman in the jury. 1.00

00:21:14.000 You hear him say, tell my kids.

00:21:18.000 You will hear him say about his fear of dying.

00:21:21.000 He says, I'll probably die this way.

00:21:24.000 I'm through.

00:21:25.000 They're going to kill me.

00:21:26.000 They're going to kill me, man.

00:21:28.000 You will hear him crying out and you will hear him cry out in pain.

00:21:33.000 My stomach hurts.

00:21:35.000 My neck hurts.

00:21:37.000 Stomach pains are a side effect of fentanyl overdoses, by the way.

00:21:40.000 Obviously, you put these incredibly strong drugs down your gullet.

00:21:45.000 You will hear it, and you'll see at the same time while he's crying out, Mr. Shavin never moves.

00:21:49.000 The knee remains on his neck.

00:21:51.000 Sunglasses remain undisturbed on his head, and it just goes on.

00:21:56.000 This is a smart angle.

00:21:58.000 You will hear his final words when he says, I can't breathe.

00:22:02.000 Before that time, you'll hear his voice get heavier.

00:22:07.000 You will hear his words further apart.

00:22:10.000 You will see that his respiration gets shallower and shallower and finally stops when he speaks his last words.

00:22:19.000 I can't breathe.

00:22:21.000 Actually, now this isn't good because the autopsy is going to show the fentanyl.

00:22:26.000 Now you just put it on the drugs and off of.

00:22:29.000 By the way, are cops supposed to apprehend you, make sure you're down, and then also monitor your drug overdose?

00:22:35.000 Well, that's the thing, is if he was honest and didn't swallow and try to hide his drugs, if he was like, I'm overdosing, I feel like that would have gone different.

00:22:42.000 But no, but a cop's job is to detain, to get the perp, to get him in the car.

00:22:50.000 It's not his job to stop the bleeding.

00:22:53.000 Right, right.

00:22:54.000 Like, say the guy was bleeding to death.

00:22:57.000 I don't know the answer to this, but say he cut himself with his own knife, and then they got the knife, and there's blood pouring out of his femoral artery.

00:23:05.000 Is it the cop's job to apply pressure to that gaping wound?

00:23:10.000 I don't know.

00:23:12.000 Especially if the guy was resisting.

00:23:16.000 Should you get his handcuffs on, get him down, and then put pressure on this femoral artery?

00:23:20.000 Or do you just go, I hope the AMT shows up soon?

00:23:23.000 Yeah, when he's not resisting, right?

00:23:26.000 Maybe you do that.

00:23:27.000 You'll see that for roughly 53 seconds, he is completely silent and virtually motionless with just sporadic movements.

00:23:36.000 You're going to learn those sporadic movements matter greatly in this case because what they reflect.

00:23:43.000 Mr. Floyd was no longer breathing when he's making these movements.

00:23:47.000 You will learn about something in this case called an anoxic seizure.

00:23:52.000 It is the body's automatic reflex when breathing has stopped due to oxygen deprivation.

00:24:00.000 We'll be able to point out to you when you'll see the involuntary movements from Mr. Floyd that are part of an anoxic seizure.

00:24:06.000 Dude, don't go down that route.

00:24:07.000 We have proof it was fentanyl.

00:24:08.000 We've heard about something that's called agonal breathing.

00:24:12.000 When the heart has stopped, when blood is no longer coursing through the veins, you will hear the body gasp as an involuntary reflex.

00:24:20.000 We'll point out to you when Mr. Floyd is having the agonal breathing, again, as a reflex, involuntary reflex to the oxygen deprivation.

00:24:35.000 So we learn back a lot of sex jokes about how the way women react when my cock initially goes in there. 1.00

00:24:40.000 I'm not going to do it.

00:24:42.000 Knee on the neck, you'll see he does not let up, that he does not get up.

00:24:46.000 For the remaining, as you can see, three minutes and 51 seconds.

00:24:50.000 Why is this rapping there?

00:24:52.000 You will learn that Mr. Chavin is told that they can't even find the pulse of Mr. Floyd.

00:25:01.000 You'll learn he's told that twice.

00:25:02.000 They can't even find the pulse.

00:25:05.000 You will be able to see for yourself what he does in response.

00:25:08.000 You will see that he does not let up and that he does not get up.

00:25:13.000 Even when Mr. Floyd continues on, you must have quit.

00:25:18.000 Let up, get up.

00:25:19.000 Stand up for your rights.

00:25:20.000 Even after the ambulance arrives on the scene, the ambulance is there, and you'll be able to see for yourself what Mr. Chavin is doing when the ambulance is there.

00:25:30.000 You can compare.

00:25:31.000 You'll be able to compare how he looks in this photograph to how he looked in the first four minutes and 45 seconds.

00:25:38.000 Same position.

00:25:39.000 Doesn't let up, and you'll see he doesn't get up.

00:25:42.000 It's three times he's used that little paramedic from the ambulance comes over.

00:25:48.000 You'll be able to see this in the video.

00:25:50.000 He checks Mr. Floyd for a pulse.

00:25:53.000 He has to check him for a pulse, you'll see, with Mr. Chavin continuing to remain on his body at the same time.

00:26:01.000 Doesn't get up even when the paramedic comes to check for a pulse and doesn't find one.

00:26:05.000 Mr. Chavin doesn't get up.

00:26:07.000 You better hope, Jerry Blackwell, that that's not police procedure.

00:26:10.000 That you're supposed to get up and let up because you put all your eggs in that basket.

00:26:13.000 Mr. Floyd.

00:26:14.000 And you'll be able to see Mr. Chauvin still does not let up, doesn't get up.

00:26:20.000 Four.

00:26:21.000 And you will see it wasn't until such time as they start, they want to move the lifeless body of George Floyd onto the gurney.

00:26:29.000 Only then does Mr. Chavin let up and get up.

00:26:32.000 And you'll see him drag Mr. Floyd's body and unceremoniously cast it onto the gurney.

00:26:41.000 Unceremoniously cast it onto the gurney like a bag of shit?

00:26:46.000 That was for a total of four minutes and 44 seconds.

00:26:49.000 You can see here that for the first four minutes and 45 seconds, you'll learn that Mr. Floyd was calling out, crying for his life.

00:26:55.000 This is a great chart, I got to admit.

00:26:57.000 Not just Mr. Floyd.

00:26:58.000 You're going to hear and see that there were any number of bystanders who were there who were also calling out to let up and get up such that Mr. Floyd would be able to breathe and to maintain and to sustain his life.

00:27:10.000 Let up, get up, another one.

00:27:12.000 Five minutes.

00:27:12.000 And then for the remaining four minutes and 44 seconds, Mr. Floyd was either unconscious.

00:27:17.000 Breathless or pulseless.

00:27:21.000 And the compression, the squeezing, the grinding went on just the same.

00:27:25.000 Grinding.

00:27:26.000 That's just a lie.

00:27:28.000 Can you object to an opening statement?

00:27:32.000 I wonder.

00:27:32.000 Grinding.

00:27:34.000 In this case, quite a lot about the Minneapolis Police Department's use of force policy.

00:27:42.000 What you're going to see and learn a lot about is what is the standard for applying force against individuals, the use of force policy.

00:27:50.000 The why of the police.

00:27:51.000 You learned that Minneapolis Police Department employees shall only use the amount of force that is objectively reasonable in light of the facts and circumstances.

00:28:00.000 The force used shall be consistent with current Minneapolis Police Department treatment.

00:28:06.000 I think the best thing this guy has so far is the 27 I Can't Breathe.

00:28:11.000 Now I think that was from Fentanil, but as far as convincing the jury goes, that's good.

00:28:14.000 It makes them cry.

00:28:16.000 I bet they're more than half chicks. 1.00

00:28:18.000 Doesn't uttering words prove that you can breathe?

00:28:21.000 Especially the amount of times, if it's a lot of them.

00:28:25.000 Or the ninth minute and 29 seconds.

00:28:27.000 Breathe.

00:28:28.000 That it has to be evaluated from moment to moment.

00:28:30.000 You'll see.

00:28:30.000 Yeah, I'm going to hold my breath and then try to talk.

00:28:33.000 I can't breathe.

00:28:34.000 I can't breathe.

00:28:35.000 I mean, I'm getting some words out.

00:28:37.000 But I'm having a breath.

00:28:38.000 I have to use some oxygen.

00:28:40.000 I can't breathe.

00:28:41.000 I can't breathe.

00:28:42.000 I can't breathe.

00:28:43.000 I can't breathe.

00:28:43.000 But I'm still expelling a bit of oxygen to do this.

00:28:50.000 His name is Jody Steeger.

00:28:52.000 Imagine they use that in court what we just did.

00:28:56.000 As you can see, the man isn't breathing, but he's saying.

00:28:58.000 Your honor, listen.

00:28:59.000 I can't breathe.

00:29:00.000 I can't breathe.

00:29:02.000 In that little high-voice.

00:29:07.000 Why is Elmo saying he can't breathe?

00:29:11.000 What is Elmo?

00:29:13.000 Is he a monkey?

00:29:15.000 Is he a dog?

00:29:16.000 I don't know what he is.

00:29:18.000 Who is defenseless, who was handcuffed, who was not resisting?

00:29:23.000 That there was no complaint.

00:29:24.000 He was resisting.

00:29:26.000 Sometimes the complaints will be false.

00:29:27.000 Minneapolis police sergeant, David Plieger, who's going to come and talk with you.

00:29:34.000 He was the officer on the scene, so he arrived at the scene after this took place.

00:29:38.000 He is going to tell you that the force against Mr. Floyd should have ended as soon as they put him on the ground.

00:29:46.000 That's not good for old D.C. Meaning that the 929 should not have been coming in to say you overdid it.

00:29:55.000 That's the end of the trial, is it not?

00:29:58.000 Look at this lawyer in Hale.

00:30:00.000 Oh, sure.

00:30:04.000 That's big.

00:30:05.000 You're also going to learn about another very important policy in the Minneapolis Police Department.

00:30:10.000 That's a core principle of policing.

00:30:14.000 You will hear this phrase that police have to live by in terms of how they're necks.

00:30:19.000 In your custody is in your care.

00:30:23.000 In your custody is in your care.

00:30:25.000 Meaning that if you as an officer have an individual, a subject that's in your custody, it is your duty to care for that person.

00:30:35.000 And you will learn that caring, ladies and gentlemen, is not a feeling.

00:30:38.000 It's a verb.

00:30:40.000 It's something you're supposed to do to provide care for that person.

00:30:43.000 You are going to hear from any number of police officers who will talk about this duty to provide care.

00:30:50.000 Officer Nicole McKenzie, who is the Minneapolis Police Department Medical Support Coordinator.

00:30:57.000 You'll hear from Sergeant Kare Yang, the MPD Crisis Intervention Coordinator, in your custody, is in your care.

00:31:06.000 You're going to learn that when Mr. Floyd was unconscious, that when he was breathless, when he did not have a pulse, that there was a duty to have...

00:31:18.000 Now, wait a minute.

00:31:19.000 These people have been subpoenaed.

00:31:20.000 They don't have a choice.

00:31:21.000 So we'll see if they stab him in the back.

00:31:24.000 Right.

00:31:24.000 And if he was a corrupt cop and he did kill someone, then I obviously want his fellow cops to come out.

00:31:30.000 But we know he's innocent.

00:31:31.000 So the fact that your fellow men and women are coming to shit on your head in a trial.

00:31:37.000 Public prison.

00:31:38.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:31:38.000 That's violating some kind of code, although they might not.

00:31:42.000 But he wouldn't be bringing them up if he thought they weren't going to do it.

00:31:44.000 I guess he's going to say, is it true that you say in your customer, in your custody, in your care?

00:31:48.000 And they're going to say, yes.

00:31:49.000 Is it true that you shouldn't use force?

00:31:51.000 But no, he just said at the beginning that the captain's going to come on and say it was excessive.

00:31:55.000 Right.

00:31:56.000 That's the worst news so far, Derek.

00:31:59.000 How much of that has to do with personal fear of being targeted after this?

00:32:04.000 Because the jurors went through the same thing.

00:32:07.000 Wouldn't help him.

00:32:08.000 Didn't help him.

00:32:09.000 But you're also going to see that he stopped anybody else from being able to help him.

00:32:14.000 You will learn that amongst the bystanders was a first responder, a member of the Minneapolis Fire Department, who was trained in administering first aid and emergency care.

00:32:27.000 She's going to come and talk with you. 0.97

00:32:29.000 Her name is Genevieve Hanson.

00:32:31.000 She wanted to check his pulse.

00:32:33.000 She wanted to check on Mr. Floyd's well-being.

00:32:36.000 She wanted him to let up and get up.

00:32:38.000 She did her best to intervene to be able to activate.

00:32:41.000 They don't know if she's really that.

00:32:43.000 And can you do that, right?

00:32:44.000 Yeah, she's not wearing her uniform and she hasn't been called.

00:32:47.000 You can just have some random chick come in? 1.00

00:32:48.000 No, yeah, you can't do that.

00:32:49.000 No, especially when there's a mob out to kill him.

00:32:51.000 That's a dumb angle, Jerry.

00:32:53.000 Because now that's your line of money.

00:32:54.000 No, your best shit is the 27 I can't breathe and the captain saying it was excessive.

00:33:00.000 To intercede on George Floyd's behalf and you'll be able to see for yourself when she approached Mr. Chavin on top of George Floyd with both of his knees, reached for his mace in his belt and pointed in her direction. 0.99

00:33:14.000 So she couldn't.

00:33:14.000 Help.

00:33:15.000 She'll come and talk with you about that experience.

00:33:19.000 Now you're going to learn that in the aftermath of this that Mr. Chavin's last day of employment.

00:33:26.000 Right, wait, right there is a blend of being strict with protocol and then being loose with protocol.

00:33:31.000 Like letting a civilian yeah you have to hold them to these higher standards, but then also they're July. 1.00

00:33:38.000 They have to fucking go up to random people and say, you want to help?

00:33:41.000 Right.

00:33:42.000 What the Minneapolis Police Department was on May 26th of 2020.

00:33:49.000 The Minneapolis chief of police, Chief Aredondo, is going to come here to talk with you.

00:33:55.000 He was the police chief at the time.

00:33:57.000 He's the chief today.

00:33:59.000 He is going to tell you that Mr. Chavin's conduct was not consistent with Minneapolis Police Department training.

00:34:06.000 See, the top, I think I know what's going on here.

00:34:09.000 The top brass is going to throw him under the bus, and that's why we always say, fuck the police's boss.

00:34:14.000 They cannot wait to use their own men as body bags and pile them up six feet high.

00:34:21.000 They don't give a shit about beat cops. 0.80

00:34:24.000 We don't give a damn.

00:34:27.000 They are just happy to let him fry.

00:34:29.000 Fuck you.

00:34:31.000 Work for me, put your life on the line, risk dying, and the second you're in trouble, not only will I not have your back, but I'll go to your trial and physically throw you under the bus in front of everyone.

00:34:44.000 So the Minneapolis Police Department policy was not reflective of the Minneapolis Police Department.

00:34:50.000 He will not mince any words.

00:34:52.000 He's very clear.

00:34:53.000 He'll be very decisive that this was excessive force.

00:34:59.000 I like a strong yellow stripe.

00:35:01.000 I know that's his little ID tag, but it's inspired me to get a dark blue tie with a bright yellow stripe.

00:35:06.000 Yeah, that is pretty cool.

00:35:08.000 So ultimately, ladies and gentlemen, what was this all about in the first place?

00:35:16.000 When you're going to learn that it was about a counterfeit $20 bill used at a convenience store, that's all.

00:35:25.000 You will not hear that.

00:35:29.000 See, this is another trick where they go, killed for having a broken taillight.

00:35:35.000 No, you weren't killed for having a broken taillight.

00:35:37.000 You weren't killed for having a counterfeit $20 bill.

00:35:40.000 You weren't killed for selling Lucy cigarettes.

00:35:42.000 You were killed for the way you reacted after that call.

00:35:45.000 And it's the bureaucrat cunt mayors who enforce these dumb laws and say, go get all the Lucy's off the street. 1.00

00:35:52.000 Go get the counterfeits off the street.

00:35:54.000 Go make sure there's no taillights not working properly.

00:35:58.000 These guys are carrying out orders.

00:36:05.000 You will learn from witnesses we will call that the police officers could have written him a ticket and let the court sort it out.

00:36:14.000 You will learn that even if he did it on purpose, it was a minor offense, a miscommeanor.

00:36:21.000 Yeah, so he shouldn't have started acting like a lunatic and resisting arrest.

00:36:26.000 So in terms of the charges that we are bringing, we're going to prove to you that Mr. Chavin's conduct was a substantial cause of Mr. Floyd's death.

00:36:37.000 We've charged him with murder in the second degree, murder in the third degree, and manslaughter for using excessive force against George Floyd.

00:36:48.000 You will learn that the use of excessive and unreasonable force against the citizen is an assault.

00:36:53.000 In this case, we will show you that this was an assault that contributed to taking his life.

00:36:58.000 So are they just hedging their bets by going third degree, second degree, manslaughter?

00:37:02.000 Be like, one of those have to stick.

00:37:04.000 Is that what they're doing?

00:37:05.000 What am I?

00:37:05.000 Some kind of legal expert?

00:37:06.000 I don't know.

00:37:09.000 We're going to show you that putting knees on somebody's neck, Mr. Floyd's, putting a knee on his back for nine minutes and 29 seconds was an imminently dangerous activity.

00:37:21.000 And he did it without regard to what impact it had on Mr. Floyd's life.

00:37:25.000 We're going to show you that also.

00:37:28.000 Putting him on the ground, we call that the prone position, on your stomach, face down.

00:37:33.000 This sounds very gay.

00:37:34.000 In the prone position, handcuffed like this in the first place was uncalled for.

00:37:38.000 That was an excessive activity.

00:37:39.000 No, I think you're supposed to do that when people can't breathe.

00:37:41.000 I think you breathe better on your stomach.

00:37:44.000 I think.

00:37:45.000 That's what I heard.

00:37:46.000 29 seconds.

00:37:50.000 Now, how are we going to prove these charges?

00:37:54.000 We're going to prove it, ladies and gentlemen, first and foremost by witness testimony.

00:37:58.000 We're going to bring in some of those bystanders that I've referred to.

00:38:02.000 Oh, I'm sure they're totally open-minded and fair.

00:38:04.000 They'll tell you why they stopped.

00:38:05.000 They'll tell you why they were concerned.

00:38:07.000 They'll tell you from that witness testimony.

00:38:08.000 Okay, this is getting long.

00:38:10.000 Let's jump forward to the defense.

00:38:19.000 Oh, wait, go back, go back.

00:38:22.000 You got a long video starting now.

00:38:28.000 Here in Minneapolis, this takes place at the intersection of Chicago Avenue.

00:38:32.000 I want to see the knee on the neck.

00:38:34.000 Because that seems to be a huge deal.

00:38:36.000 How much was neck and how much was shoulder?

00:38:39.000 What percentage?

00:38:42.000 You could kneel on my neck, on my back all day long.

00:39:01.000 See, I would argue that he can't breathe right now because he's ODing on opioids.

00:39:14.000 I hear a lot of breathing.

00:39:15.000 I'm sorry.

00:39:17.000 I hear breaths there.

00:39:19.000 It does sound very breathy.

00:39:23.000 The image is so dark, it's hard to see where his black pants and George Floyd's dark skin meet.

00:39:28.000 It almost looks like it's on his head, bypassing his neck, going into the shoulder blade.

00:39:33.000 Yeah, you know.

00:39:34.000 Go forward more.

00:39:34.000 Maybe you get closer.

00:39:43.000 I've been trying to help out.

00:39:45.000 So he's breathing looking like a neck, man.

00:39:48.000 Okay, there we go.

00:39:50.000 That's not his air passageways.

00:39:52.000 That's how you choke a chicken bed. 0.99

00:39:54.000 That's like it's in between his shoulder blades.

00:39:57.000 Right.

00:40:00.000 Relax.

00:40:01.000 Man, I can't breathe in my face.

00:40:03.000 Just get up.

00:40:06.000 What do you want?

00:40:06.000 Do you want to kneel on my neck and see if I could breathe?

00:40:10.000 I got greeted.

00:40:12.000 Okay.

00:40:17.000 Go by the ghetto blaster here. 0.52

00:40:44.000 We're done.

00:40:44.000 Can you breathe?

00:40:45.000 No.

00:40:51.000 Terrible experiment.

00:40:53.000 For those of you who couldn't tell with the dark contrast, I dug both of my knees into the back of his head. 0.95

00:41:00.000 I think they saw that just fine.

00:41:02.000 No, no, it was because it's all dark gray.

00:41:05.000 But I cheated at the beginning there and put all of my weight on his back of his head.

00:41:10.000 At no point could I not not breathe, though.

00:41:12.000 Or not breathe.

00:41:13.000 Not breathe.

00:41:14.000 But then at the end, I put it where I think his was.

00:41:17.000 Yeah, that all felt kind of good.

00:41:18.000 Like, I feel a little loose now.

00:41:20.000 I'm feel a little loose.

00:41:21.000 I'm feel.

00:41:22.000 Okay, let's see some of the prosecution.

00:41:24.000 Then we gotta go.

00:41:24.000 This is a special episode.

00:41:27.000 You went to him.

00:41:30.000 See, it's now hard to do your job when you have a mob screaming at you of people that aren't qualified to see what's happening.

00:41:38.000 And one of them apparently is an EMT.

00:41:40.000 How do I know?

00:41:45.000 He's breathing and sleeping.

00:41:47.000 You can see he's breathing.

00:41:50.000 And the foaming of the mouth is an indicator of overdose, is it not?

00:41:54.000 Yes.

00:41:55.000 Particularly fentanyl.

00:41:58.000 Turn it up.

00:41:59.000 I can't hear you.

00:41:59.000 Bum?

00:42:02.000 It's the wipes.

00:42:03.000 They love women.

00:42:04.000 You don't already know that, bro.

00:42:05.000 I train with half of these bum ass dudes at the academy, bro. 1.00

00:42:08.000 You know that's bogus right now, bro.

00:42:11.000 You know it's bogus.

00:42:12.000 You can't even look at me like a man because you're a bum, bro. 1.00

00:42:14.000 He's not even resisting arrests from separate run.

00:42:17.000 This is on.

00:42:19.000 Jesus.

00:42:23.000 You think that's cool, though?

00:42:26.000 Yeah, why did they do that?

00:42:28.000 No.

00:42:28.000 Why did they blank that out?

00:42:30.000 They've been cussing.

00:42:30.000 They've been saying a whole bunch of stuff.

00:42:33.000 What is it that right there that they didn't want to show for the defense or the prosecution right now?

00:42:38.000 What all, man?

00:42:39.000 What's your badge number, bro?

00:42:40.000 You think that's cool right now, bro?

00:42:44.000 It's on your small badge.

00:42:47.000 It's a small shirt.

00:42:48.000 You think that's cool, though, bro?

00:42:49.000 You're a bum, bro.

00:42:51.000 You're a bum for that.

00:42:52.000 You're a bum for that.

00:42:52.000 You're a bum for that, bro.

00:42:54.000 You getting mad.

00:42:55.000 You just sitting here.

00:42:56.000 Okay, I don't want to hear that asshole.

00:42:58.000 So let's go ahead.

00:42:59.000 Prosecutor.

00:43:01.000 He's still going?

00:43:03.000 A drug overdose is an example of an affected death.

00:43:04.000 Oh, stop.

00:43:06.000 For example, a car accident can be an accidental death.

00:43:09.000 Whoa, dude, you just fucked up big time.

00:43:12.000 Uh-oh.

00:43:13.000 You just fucked your whole case.

00:43:16.000 You said a drug overdose is an example of an accidental death.

00:43:21.000 Whoops.

00:43:22.000 How to injure a disease leads to death is a manner of death.

00:43:25.000 And this is Dr. Thomas.

00:43:26.000 We'll talk to you about this.

00:43:27.000 Five matters of death.

00:43:29.000 Natural.

00:43:30.000 Natural causes.

00:43:31.000 A heart attack is a natural death, you will learn.

00:43:34.000 A fatal arrhythmia is a natural cause of death.

00:43:36.000 This was accident and suicide combined.

00:43:38.000 Accident.

00:43:39.000 A drug overdose is an example of an accidental death.

00:43:43.000 For example, a car accident can be an accidental death.

00:43:46.000 Oopsie.

00:43:49.000 Homicide, which is when they chose death at the hands of another.

00:43:52.000 See, he's trying to trick the jury right now by showing the word homicide highlighted so it goes into their brain.

00:43:58.000 Tell which it is or what it is.

00:44:00.000 You indicate undetermined.

00:44:01.000 All right, let's go to the prosecution.

00:44:02.000 I mean the defense.

00:44:03.000 Andrew Baker and Dr. Thomas determined.

00:44:08.000 We're going to ask that you find him guilty of murder in the second degree, murder in the third degree, and second degree manslaughter.

00:44:18.000 How could you say that?

00:44:23.000 Mr. Nelson, do you wish to open at this time?

00:44:25.000 Yes, sir.

00:44:26.000 He may.

00:44:33.000 Boom! 0.99

00:44:33.000 These explosions of bullshit. 0.99

00:44:36.000 Please, the court, counsel, Mr. Chauvin, members of the jury.

00:44:42.000 A reasonable doubt is a doubt that is.

00:44:44.000 There we go.

00:44:45.000 I like just diving right into it.

00:44:46.000 Don't talk about the plexiglass.

00:44:49.000 At the end of this case, we're going to spend a lot of time talking about doubt.

00:44:54.000 But for purposes of my remarks this morning, I want to talk about reason and common sense and how that applies to the evidence that you're about to see during the course of this trial.

00:45:07.000 Reason is an idea that wholly permeates our law, our legal system, and it forms the foundation.

00:45:14.000 And you will see and hear that repeatedly throughout the course of this trial.

00:45:19.000 What would a reasonable police officer do?

00:45:23.000 What is a reasonable use of force?

00:45:26.000 What would a reasonable person do in his or her most Important affairs.

00:45:31.000 What is a reasonable doubt?

00:45:34.000 As such, reason dictates and necessitates how the evidence must be looked at and analyzed in every single case.

00:45:44.000 And common sense is exactly that.

00:45:46.000 It's common sense.

00:45:48.000 Common sense tells you that there are always two sides to a story.

00:45:52.000 Common sense tells us that we need to examine the totality of the circumstances to determine the meaning of evidence and how it can be applied to the questions of reasonableness, of actions, and reactions.

00:46:06.000 In other words, common sense is the application of sound judgment based upon a reasoned analysis.

00:46:14.000 And that's what this case is ultimately about.

00:46:17.000 It's about the evidence in this case.

00:46:20.000 The evidence that you will see in this case, during this trial.

00:46:25.000 It is, I agree with Counsel for the State, it is nothing more than that.

00:46:30.000 There is no political or social cause in this courtroom.

00:46:36.000 But the evidence is far greater than nine minutes and 29 seconds.

00:46:42.000 In this case, you will learn that the evidence has been collected broadly and expansively.

00:46:51.000 Minnesota Bureau of Criminal Apprehension employed nearly 50 case agents, analysts, and technicians to investigate this case.

00:47:01.000 The Federal Bureau of Investigation included at least 20 additional agents in their investigation.

00:47:08.000 Like, does anyone else get this kind of attention?

00:47:10.000 The FBI puts 20 agents on.

00:47:13.000 They're so concerned with racism and white nationalism and storming the Capitol.

00:47:19.000 Then we have some nut Muslim go into a store and shoot 10 people to death. 1.00

00:47:24.000 And we've had plenty of warning about him.

00:47:26.000 No FBI, no attention put to that.

00:47:30.000 That's true.

00:47:30.000 They're too busy trying to find out if Rufio Pan Man had a fucking Chinese radio.

00:47:36.000 Have engaged in an extensive and far-reaching investigation.

00:47:42.000 They have interviewed over 50 members of the Minneapolis Police Department, including the officers who responded to the scene after Mr. Floyd was brought to the hospital.

00:47:54.000 They interviewed members of the Minneapolis Police Department command staff.

00:47:59.000 They interviewed officers who oversee training and policy making decisions within the Minneapolis Police Department.

00:48:07.000 They have interviewed nearly 200 civilian witnesses who formed the opinion that Mr. Floyd was under the influence of something.

00:48:18.000 Oh, go back.

00:48:20.000 Rod 320 and Hennepin County Medical Center.

00:48:25.000 So let's start at the first Cup Foods.

00:48:29.000 You will learn that on May 5th, excuse me, May 25th, 2020, shortly after 7 o'clock p.m., Mr. Floyd and his friend Maurice Hall entered the Cup Foods located at 38th in Chicago.

00:48:41.000 While they were there, they ran into their other friend or Mr. Floyd's ex-girlfriend, Shawanda Hill, and he offered her a ride.

00:48:50.000 You will hear from Chris Martin, who is the store clerk at Cup Foods.

00:48:55.000 Mr. Martin observed Mr. Floyd.

00:48:58.000 He watched his body language.

00:49:01.000 He interacted with Mr. Floyd in this moment, and Mr. Martin formed the opinion that Mr. Floyd was under the influence of something.

00:49:11.000 You will see the actual video from inside Cup Foods.

00:49:16.000 Mr. Floyd did use a counterfeit $20 bill to purchase a pack of cigarettes.

00:49:21.000 Mr. Martin realized this and first, along with another one of his co-workers named Nabil Walter, went outside to the car where Mr. Floyd, Mr. Hall, and Miss Hill were sitting.

00:49:35.000 Mr. Martin asked Mr. Floyd to come in and either buy the cigarettes, exchange, or return the cigarettes.

00:49:42.000 And you will hear from Mr. Martin that Mr. Hall and Mr. Floyd refused.

00:49:48.000 Now again, this goes back to this whole concept.

00:49:50.000 And we recorded the second half of this video first, so there may be some strange overlap here, because the first half was live, and then this is pre-recorded.

00:50:00.000 But no one is saying that if you're a career criminal, you deserve to die.

00:50:04.000 But you're playing Russian roulette when you're constantly dealing with people, ripping off people, having the cops called on you, doing petty crimes.

00:50:13.000 You're constantly spinning the barrel.

00:50:15.000 So we shouldn't be surprised if one of the times it goes off.

00:50:21.000 You will hear that a short time later, Mr. Martin went back to the car a second time.

00:50:28.000 He went back to ask them again, please come inside, give us the money, or return the cigarettes.

00:50:35.000 And that second time, again, Mr. Floyd refused.

00:50:40.000 So, at 8.01 p.m., a second clerk from the Cup Foods named Omar Kamara called 911 to report Mr. Floyd.

00:50:51.000 During that call, Mr. Kamara, you will hear, described Mr. Floyd as drunk and that he could not control himself.

00:51:00.000 He's not acting right.

00:51:01.000 He's six to six and a half feet tall.

00:51:05.000 Accordingly, Minneapolis police officers Thomas Lane and Alexander King were dispatched to the scene and arrived at 8.08 p.m.

00:51:14.000 It's not a joke.

00:51:15.000 They were driving Minneapolis squad car 320 and they faced parking southbound in the northbound lane of Chicago Avenue and were directed by store employees immediately to the second location, the Mercedes-Benz.

00:51:30.000 During this trial, you will hear evidence of what happened in the Mercedes-Benz in the 20 to 30 minutes prior to the police.

00:51:38.000 By the way, I talk about how these myths put everyone in danger, including blacks, because they're brainwashed into thinking cops are hunting them for sport.

00:51:46.000 It's bad for police, all that stuff.

00:51:48.000 But it also makes cops go, I'm not going to any calls anymore.

00:51:55.000 It's not good for me.

00:51:56.000 And I've seen cops say that.

00:51:58.000 We'll do that on tomorrow's show.

00:52:00.000 This cop saying, don't answer any calls.

00:52:03.000 You don't want to lose your job.

00:52:05.000 If someone's being murdered and you hear screaming, go grab a donut on the way.

00:52:09.000 Get there after everyone's dead and fill out a report.

00:52:12.000 It's not worth it.

00:52:13.000 They don't want us to police.

00:52:14.000 Good.

00:52:15.000 We don't want to police.

00:52:18.000 You will hear from Mr. Floyd's friends, Shawanda Hill and Maurice Hall.

00:52:26.000 This will include evidence that while they were in the car, Mr. Floyd consumed what were thought to be two Percocet pills.

00:52:35.000 Mr. Floyd's friends will explain that Mr. Floyd fell asleep in the car and that they couldn't wake him up, that they kept trying to wake him up to get going, that they thought the police might be coming because now the store was coming out, and they kept trying to wake him up.

00:52:50.000 And in fact, one of these friends called her daughter, Miss Hill, Shawanda Hill, called her daughter, Shakira Prince, to come and pick her up because they couldn't keep Mr. Floyd awake.

00:53:04.000 At 8.09 p.m., officers Lane and King approached the vehicle and Officer Lane approached the driver's side of the vehicle and Officer King approached the passenger side.

00:53:16.000 During the course of this trial, you will see and hear the body-worn cameras of these officers that fully capture the entire interaction with Mr. Floyd and his friends.

00:53:29.000 You will see Officer Lane draw his service weapon after Mr. Floyd failed several times to respond to his commands to show him his hands.

00:53:41.000 You will learn that that is an acceptable police practice.

00:53:47.000 You will see the officers struggle with Mr. Floyd to get him out of the Mercedes-Benz and handcuffed.

00:53:55.000 And you will see and hear everything that these officers and Mr. Floyd say to each other.

00:54:02.000 The evidence will show that when confronted by police, Mr. Floyd put drugs in his mouth in an effort to conceal them from the police.

00:54:15.000 At approximately 8.10 p.m., Officer Peter Chang of the Minneapolis Park Police responds.

00:54:22.000 He responds to the scene to assist Officers King and Lane, and he helps in detaining the passengers.

00:54:30.000 You will see Officer Chang's body-worn camera, and you will hear his interactions.

00:54:36.000 This becomes important as we learn about police practices, because what you will learn is that when an officer responds to what is sometimes a routine and minimal event, it often evolves into a greater and more serious event.

00:54:55.000 You will see surveillance videos.

00:54:57.000 And that's why that's against the whole, it was just a counterfeit bill thing.

00:55:01.000 They were not there.

00:55:02.000 They're not the counterfeit 20 police.

00:55:04.000 This was all about the way the situation escalated.

00:55:07.000 Which, by the way, I blame the media for in many ways.

00:55:09.000 Because if you're telling everyone that cops are racist and they're going to destroy you no matter what, you start resisting because you don't want to die.

00:55:16.000 If they had just been normal, paid for the cigarettes, this never would have happened.

00:55:20.000 And when the cops showed up, if they went, look, officer, I understand, put your hands behind your back, everyone would be alive.

00:55:27.000 Or at least, sorry, George Floyd would be alive, specifically.

00:55:31.000 Local business called the Dragon Walk that captured the actions and reactions of everyone present at that location, including evidence of further concealment of controlled substances.

00:55:47.000 During the course of the investigation, two search warrants were executed on the Mercedes-Benz.

00:55:52.000 The first on May 27th of 2020, the second several months later, on December 9th of 2020.

00:56:00.000 So this is a drug momentum.

00:56:02.000 BCA agents located various pieces of evidence during both of these searches, including two pills that later analysis by the BCA revealed to be a mixture of methamphetamine and fentanyl.

00:56:16.000 This is what's called a speedball, a mixture of an opiate and a stimulant.

00:56:22.000 You will learn that this is the first time.

00:56:23.000 These killed John Belushi and what's his name?

00:56:26.000 Down in a van by the river.

00:56:28.000 Chris Farley.

00:56:29.000 Infamous killer.

00:56:30.000 Heart rate goes up, heart rate goes down.

00:56:33.000 They're fighting each other.

00:56:35.000 Were manufactured to have the appearance of Percocet.

00:56:40.000 While standing next to the Mercedes-Benz, Officer King and Officer Lane both ask Mr. Sparset.

00:56:45.000 Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.

00:56:47.000 So he had fake Percocets.

00:56:51.000 They were made to look like Percocets, but they were actually fentanyl and meth.

00:56:57.000 Go back?

00:56:57.000 Was he in on that?

00:57:01.000 And he says, pills?

00:57:04.000 And your analysis by the BCA revealed to be a mixture of methamphetamine and fentanyl.

00:57:10.000 This is what's called a speedball, a mixture of an opiate and a stimulant.

00:57:16.000 You will learn that these pills were manufactured to have the appearance of Percocet.

00:57:24.000 While standing next to the Mercedes-Benz...

00:57:26.000 Maybe he was fooled.

00:57:28.000 So maybe he was fooled or maybe he was selling them.

00:57:32.000 Officer King and Officer Lane both ask Mr. Floyd what he was on.

00:57:38.000 And he says he is on nothing.

00:57:41.000 Oh, there you go.

00:57:44.000 Because otherwise a perfectly not overdosing man would have survived that neck shit.

00:57:50.000 Oh, yeah, that didn't point.

00:57:52.000 Detective shitty comes up with something.

00:57:54.000 Wait, I got...

00:57:57.000 No, no, you don't have to say, oh, Detective Shitty.

00:57:59.000 You're right.

00:58:00.000 You're right.

00:58:01.000 I'm not used to this.

00:58:02.000 If they had said, I just ate a ton of drugs, including fentanyl, you'd handle it differently.

00:58:06.000 But when he says, I'm not on anything, well, then I can put my knee on your back.

00:58:10.000 Right, right.

00:58:13.000 Officer King and Lane escorted Mr. Floyd to the third location, Minneapolis Squad 320.

00:58:22.000 The evidence will show that as Officers King and Lane escorted Mr. Floyd to their squad car, a citizen by the name of Charles McMillian walked alongside them.

00:58:32.000 He kind of joined them.

00:58:34.000 And he was encouraging Mr. Floyd to cooperate with the officers.

00:58:38.000 Get in the car, you can't win.

00:58:42.000 The evidence will show that Mr. Floyd and the officers began to struggle as they attempted to get him in the squad car.

00:58:51.000 And you will learn that officers Derek Chauvin and his partner Tu Tao arrived to assist officers King and Lane at 8.16 and 48 seconds, almost 8.17.

00:59:04.000 Upon their arrival, the first thing that Officer Chauvin sees is Officers King and Lane struggling with Mr. Floyd.

00:59:14.000 Mr. Chauvin asked the officers, is he under arrest?

00:59:18.000 Yes.

00:59:19.000 And then Officer Chauvin began to assist them in their efforts to get him into the squad car.

00:59:26.000 Haven't we seen this a million kajillion times where there's two officers or such and then they call in and then the guy comes there and just cuts the shit and just like either like detains the dude or like uses the force necessary.

00:59:38.000 Yeah, or they were rookies so they probably didn't know what they were doing.

00:59:41.000 And then he comes in and goes, look, when they're this big and they're resisting arrests, you got to do this.

00:59:45.000 I've seen that so many times.

00:59:46.000 Especially with female cops. 1.00

00:59:48.000 Yeah.

00:59:48.000 And it's just like it keeps going on and on and then the guy cop gets there and then just the Asian guy and the other guy were reticent to apply force because they were scared of, I don't know, it becoming a giant media shit show if they do something wrong.

01:00:04.000 What a weird fear to have.

01:00:06.000 What a weird paranoid way to be.

01:00:11.000 You will see that three Minneapolis police officers could not overcome the strength of Mr. Floyd.

01:00:18.000 Mr. Chauvin stands 5'9, 140 pounds.

01:00:23.000 Mr. Floyd is 6'3, weighs 223 pounds.

01:00:29.000 You will learn that because of this intersection at 38th and Chicago is considered a high crime area, the city installs what's called the milestone video system.

01:00:40.000 It's a camera that sits high atop a pole and can surveil the entire intersection.

01:00:47.000 When you see these videos pulled back from afar, you will be able to see the Minneapolis police squad car rocking back and forth, rocking back and forth during this struggle.

01:00:59.000 So much so that it catches the attention of the 911 dispatcher Jenna Scurry.

01:01:04.000 This was not an easy struggle.

01:01:08.000 That's huge.

01:01:10.000 As the struggle continues, you will see and hear both what Mr. Floyd was saying to the officers and the officers' responses to him.

01:01:20.000 Mr. Floyd does end up on the street and appeared to continue to struggle to these officers, so much so that they considered applying what's called the maximal restraint technique.

01:01:32.000 It used to be called the hobble or the hog tie.

01:01:37.000 What would happen with his right knee to pin Mr. Floyd's left arm to the ground?

01:01:43.000 Officer King was placed below Mr. Floyd's buttocks and Officer Lane was at the feet.

01:01:51.000 And you will see and hear them continue to struggle with Mr. Floyd as he's attempting to kick.

01:01:59.000 You will see and hear that a crowd begins to develop watching and recording officers.

01:02:04.000 Initially fairly passive.

01:02:07.000 As the situation went on, the crowd began to grow angry.

01:02:12.000 You know, it's conceivable he was trying, he knew he was dying.

01:02:15.000 He was freaking out.

01:02:16.000 But you started that by putting all those drugs in your mouth.

01:02:19.000 Between the officers behind the squad car, the crowd is not aware of what they are saying and doing.

01:02:28.000 You will learn that several bystanders, including Donald Williams and Genevieve Hansen, they grew more and more and more upset with these officers.

01:02:39.000 You've seen it this morning.

01:02:41.000 Who cares?

01:02:42.000 But you will also see it from the perspective of the police officers.

01:02:46.000 As the crowd grew in size, seemingly so too did their anger.

01:02:51.000 And remember, there's more to the scene than just what the officers see in front of them.

01:02:59.000 There are people behind them.

01:03:00.000 There are people across the street.

01:03:02.000 Distracting them, preventing them from doing their job.

01:03:07.000 There is a growing crowd and what officers perceive to be a threat.

01:03:14.000 They're called names.

01:03:16.000 You heard them this morning.

01:03:17.000 A fucking bomb.

01:03:20.000 That's cool.

01:03:20.000 You get to say fucking report.

01:03:21.000 Right on TV, too.

01:03:24.000 Local Fox 9.

01:03:32.000 That'd be funny if you really liked saying fucking so much.

01:03:34.000 He kept going back to it.

01:03:35.000 Again, with the fucking.

01:03:37.000 Repeatedly said fucking.

01:03:39.000 They were accused of the kind of people that would say the word nigger, which they had never said.

01:03:43.000 Not one officer was ever recorded saying nigger.

01:03:45.000 Nigger is not a word they used.

01:03:47.000 But the people there did use the word fucking.

01:03:50.000 Another word they didn't use?

01:03:51.000 Fucking poopy butthole cunt. 0.99

01:03:54.000 That was never said.

01:03:55.000 Pussy fart never came out. 0.99

01:03:56.000 Obviously.

01:03:57.000 You will learn about things such as the authorized use of force, proportionality of force, excited delirium, defensive tactics, including prone handcuffing on the neck is in the Minneapolis police handbook.

01:04:14.000 You will learn about rapidly evolving situations and the Minneapolis Police Department's decision-making model.

01:04:22.000 You will learn about crowd control, medical intervention.

01:04:25.000 Boy, we've got a lot of learning to do.

01:04:27.000 Procedural justice, crisis intervention.

01:04:30.000 He's got a lot of spraining to do.

01:04:33.000 That is, what happens to a police officer or any person when they are involved in a high-stress use of force situation.

01:04:43.000 And you will learn that Derek Chauvin did exactly what he had been trained to do over the course of his 19-year career.

01:04:51.000 The use of force is not attractive, but it is a necessary component of policing.

01:04:58.000 Ray will have to get a notice to put it in.

01:05:00.000 The evidence will again demonstrate that the Minnesota Bureau of Criminal Apprehension conducted two searches of squad 320.

01:05:08.000 You will learn that in the second search of squad 320, agents recovered several pieces of partially dissolved pills.

01:05:16.000 You will learn that these pills were again analyzed, were again shown to be consistent or similar to the pills found on the Mercedes-Benz, and that they contained methamphetamine and traces of fentanyl.

01:05:29.000 He likes to chew fentanyl patches.

01:05:30.000 These pills contained the DNA and saliva of George.

01:05:34.000 We initially said he chewed up pills.

01:05:35.000 He didn't.

01:05:35.000 He chewed up fentanyl patches.

01:05:37.000 They're supposed to be time-released.

01:05:40.000 Our final location, Hennepin County Medical Center.

01:05:45.000 The evidence will show that officers made two calls for emergency help.

01:05:50.000 Those calls were within one minute and 30 seconds of each other.

01:05:54.000 The first call, officers called for paramedics to arrive code two because Mr. Floyd had a nose injury.

01:06:02.000 He was bleeding from the nose.

01:06:05.000 That occurred during the struggle.

01:06:08.000 Mr. Floyd banged his face into the plexiglass partition of the squad car.

01:06:14.000 You will see the blood evidence in the squad car.

01:06:20.000 That first call came at eight minutes, excuse me, eight o'clock, 20 minutes.

01:06:25.000 Wouldn't that be funny if they just said, you know what?

01:06:27.000 I believe you.

01:06:28.000 It's called a stepped-up call or a code three call.

01:06:32.000 Meaning, get here.

01:06:33.000 I wonder if that's ever happened.

01:06:36.000 Well, with Roger Stone's trial, when the prosecution got up and said everything bad Roger did, I felt like going, let's just accept that as a fact and give him like a $3,000 fine and probation.

01:06:49.000 Just 19 minutes after King and officers King and Lane arrived, within six minutes of it being called to Code III, and they did what they refer to as a loading bill because of the crowd.

01:07:03.000 They came, they picked up Mr. Rather than attempting to resuscitate him or treat him on the scene, they loaded him into the ambulance and they drove to a location several blocks away to begin their resuscitative efforts.

01:07:16.000 And you will hear and learn.

01:07:18.000 Ooh, that's juicy.

01:07:20.000 Because that implies the crowd killed him.

01:07:22.000 If the EMTs could have worked on the scene, they might have been able to save him, but they couldn't because everyone was screaming like a fucking bunch of idiots.

01:07:30.000 And they still will be.

01:07:31.000 No matter what happens in this trial, the media and BLM and the left has decided Chauvin is guilty.

01:07:39.000 So if he gets away with this, no matter what the evidence is, there's going to be riots.

01:07:56.000 That was taken at HCMC that revealed Mr. Floyd had an exceptionally high level of carbon dioxide.

01:08:06.000 Dr. Baker found none of what are referred to as the telltale signs of asphyxiation.

01:08:12.000 There were no bruises to Mr. Floyd's neck, either on his skin or after peeling his skin back to the muscles beneath.

01:08:21.000 Dude, nice job.

01:08:23.000 There was no techial hemorrhage.

01:08:26.000 Imagine that's your job.

01:08:27.000 No evidence of the music.

01:08:27.000 Can you look at the morgan?

01:08:29.000 Can you just respond?

01:08:30.000 Well, I'm going to go get lunch.

01:08:31.000 Can you peel back the layers of skin and check the muscles for bruising?

01:08:35.000 Mechanical asphyxia.

01:08:36.000 No.

01:08:38.000 You do that with me.

01:08:40.000 I'll sweep muscle peel.

01:08:44.000 That blood draw was analyzed by a lab.

01:08:48.000 The results of mister Toxicology screen revealed the presence of fentanyl and methamphetamine, among other things.

01:08:59.000 And it will be important to know the difference between fentanyl and methamphetamine.

01:09:07.000 One up, one down.

01:09:10.000 The autopsy revealed many other issues, including coronary disease, an enlarged heart, what's called a paraganglion.

01:09:19.000 So he was a sweet guy.

01:09:20.000 He had an enlarged heart.

01:09:22.000 He secretes adrenaline.

01:09:24.000 Big heartedness.

01:09:25.000 Swelling or edema of the lungs.

01:09:27.000 Great band.

01:09:28.000 And the state was not satisfied with Dr. Baker's work.

01:09:34.000 And so they have contracted with numerous physicians.

01:09:37.000 You know who's really on trial right now is white America and the police in general.

01:09:42.000 You never see this no matter what the case was.

01:09:44.000 If fucking the cops used a white man's head, if black cops used a white man's head as a soccer ball. 1.00

01:09:50.000 This would not be the number one trending thing on Twitter.

01:09:52.000 Cardiac arrhythmia that occurred as a result of hypertension, his coronary disease, the ingestion of methamphetamine and fentanyl, and the adrenaline throwing flowing through his body, all of which acted to further compromise an already compromised heart.

01:10:11.000 He was a piece of human garbage.

01:10:13.000 At the conclusion of this evidence, you will be instructed as to the law, the elements of the offense, and the court will give you detailed instructions on what you must find to convict Mr. Chaubin of these charges.

01:10:25.000 But when you review the actual evidence and when you hear the law and apply reason and common sense, there will only be one just verdict.

01:10:35.000 And that is to find Mr. Chaubin not guilty.

01:10:38.000 Done.

01:10:39.000 Thank you.

01:10:40.000 Gavin bangs the Gavin.

01:10:42.000 Oh my God.

01:10:44.000 You're 30 feet from anyone.

01:10:46.000 Till about 11.15.

01:10:49.000 I want you to keep in mind that these breaks, we try and keep as much as we can to time.

01:10:53.000 But if bathroom needs and other needs are important, we can expand it a little bit.

01:10:59.000 So I don't want you to be nervous about making sure all of your personal business is done within the 20 minutes.

01:11:04.000 But keep in mind this is what we'll try and stick to for our morning and afternoon breaks.

01:11:09.000 And so now, Deputy will take you back to the other courtroom.

01:11:13.000 We're in recess until 11.15.

01:11:15.000 If I was Derek Chauvin, I'd be shitting this entire time.

01:11:19.000 They put on a theatrical thing outside where they waited on their knees for eight minutes.

01:11:23.000 You saw that?

01:11:24.000 Al Sharpton and his attorneys, the family.

01:11:29.000 And I was like, that's got to be hard.

01:11:31.000 I bet they're all, I mean, I don't want to say it, but I bet they're all wishing they had a black man's neck under their knee because it is a toll. 0.95

01:11:37.000 They had to shift their weight a lot.

01:11:40.000 It was a very terrible thing to say, Ryan.

01:11:41.000 I didn't say it.

01:11:42.000 That's why I said it.

01:11:43.000 Somebody else made that.

01:11:44.000 Oh, I see.

01:11:45.000 That's horrible.

01:11:46.000 Allegedly.

01:11:49.000 This trial doesn't mean anything.

01:11:50.000 You know what other trial didn't mean anything?

01:11:52.000 Rodney King.

01:11:54.000 Rodney King drove like a fucking maniac through the streets of Compton, residential neighborhoods, putting young children in jeopardy.

01:12:05.000 Police chase.

01:12:06.000 What do you do as a cop?

01:12:08.000 Do you chase someone and risk dying or do you let them go?

01:12:10.000 If you let them go, you are telling perps to go through the suburbs because cops don't follow you.

01:12:18.000 So you set a bad precedent if you let them go.

01:12:21.000 So they chase him.

01:12:22.000 They finally catch him.

01:12:23.000 I think it was at a gas station.

01:12:25.000 He's with other people.

01:12:27.000 Co-defendants, I believe they're called.

01:12:29.000 Get down, get down, get in the car, get down.

01:12:31.000 Let me see your hands.

01:12:32.000 Let me see your hands.

01:12:32.000 Shows him their hands.

01:12:34.000 They all get down.

01:12:35.000 Rodney King doesn't get down.

01:12:38.000 And then they say, we're going to tase you.

01:12:40.000 We're going to tase you.

01:12:40.000 They tase him.

01:12:42.000 He laughs in their face, fucking pussies. 1.00

01:12:44.000 Everyone just assumed he was on mess.

01:12:47.000 And he had some super strength.

01:12:49.000 Nope.

01:12:49.000 He's just a very tough guy.

01:12:51.000 Ex-con.

01:12:52.000 He was on marijuana, say two.

01:12:56.000 And that means that's it.

01:13:01.000 And then they tased him again.

01:13:02.000 He started laughing.

01:13:03.000 So then, eventually, after all of that shit, they started beating him.

01:13:09.000 Perfectly legit.

01:13:11.000 But nope.

01:13:12.000 He was, they just showed those 20 seconds.

01:13:16.000 They had a trial for Rodney King, and the cops were exonerated.

01:13:20.000 Okay, let's move on.

01:13:21.000 Let's get on with our lives.

01:13:22.000 Then the court of public opinion said no.

01:13:25.000 Isn't that kind of Soviet? 0.74

01:13:28.000 If we're letting these mobs decide?

01:13:30.000 This is the wild west.

01:13:31.000 Back in the day, we lynched a lot of black people, yes, but we also lynched a lot of white people. 0.94

01:13:38.000 Wildly, disproportionately more blacks. 0.99

01:13:40.000 No one's defending that.

01:13:42.000 But the way it worked back then was you only needed to, you only needed 12, a jury of 12.

01:13:50.000 You only needed 12 people to say that guy needs to hang and he would hang.

01:13:54.000 He could have been a stud that was fucking all the hot chicks in town. 0.99

01:13:57.000 That's 12 people, 12 dudes hate him for fucking the hot chick.

01:14:01.000 Suh.

01:14:02.000 So they kill him.

01:14:03.000 We're getting back to that.

01:14:05.000 It's mob rule.

01:14:07.000 So they had a trial for Rodney King cops.

01:14:09.000 They were exonerated.

01:14:10.000 Party's over.

01:14:10.000 Riots in the streets.

01:14:12.000 They have a retrial and he's found guilty.

01:14:17.000 Exact same with our jogging buddy.

01:14:19.000 What's his name?

01:14:20.000 Ahmed Arbery?

01:14:22.000 Jogging around 10 miles from his home.

01:14:25.000 He's not a jogger.

01:14:26.000 Long criminal record.

01:14:27.000 He's always scoping out places.

01:14:29.000 Let's cut the shit.

01:14:30.000 The guys who chased him were right to be suspicious.

01:14:33.000 They go up to him with a gun.

01:14:34.000 They say, what are you doing here?

01:14:35.000 He grabs the gun.

01:14:36.000 It goes off.

01:14:37.000 He dies.

01:14:38.000 Everyone examines the research.

01:14:40.000 They go to court.

01:14:41.000 I see what happened there.

01:14:43.000 It's over.

01:14:44.000 Done.

01:14:45.000 Random footage comes out.

01:14:47.000 Little clip comes out.

01:14:49.000 They're retried and found guilty.

01:14:53.000 The mob rules in America.

01:14:55.000 We know all of us, especially people who watch this network, know what happened with George Floyd.

01:15:00.000 Career criminal, fucking loser, abandons his kids all over the fucking country.

01:15:05.000 He's got kids everywhere.

01:15:07.000 I love bullshit crying about.

01:15:09.000 He's not going to, we're not going to have our daddy at her graduation. 0.59

01:15:13.000 He wasn't at any of his kids' graduation.

01:15:15.000 He wasn't even dating his baby mama at the time.

01:15:18.000 He was dating some white chick. 0.99

01:15:20.000 And people go, oh, you can't do porn.

01:15:22.000 You're calling him trash.

01:15:23.000 You a snob.

01:15:24.000 No, the fact that he did porn was just like that meme dude, the black dude with the huge cock, Woody.

01:15:30.000 The fact that you're doing porn shows that your life's not going great.

01:15:34.000 You're fucking up.

01:15:35.000 And so he did porn and he ended up on the streets with a cop asking him questions.

01:15:43.000 He won't show his hands.

01:15:44.000 Then they find drugs everywhere.

01:15:46.000 They see him eat his fentanyl.

01:15:48.000 Didn't they notice that?

01:15:49.000 It's on the tape.

01:15:51.000 And he's fighting, kicking, screaming.

01:15:52.000 They're following police procedure.

01:15:55.000 If this was a white guy, you wouldn't have heard a word of this.

01:15:58.000 Honestly.

01:15:59.000 How many people know that?

01:16:03.000 Out of our audience, it's got to be 90%.

01:16:05.000 But out of the American public, I don't even think they've considered it.

01:16:10.000 The American public doesn't often do the, can you imagine if the races were reversed?

01:16:16.000 It's not in their vocabulary.

01:16:17.000 But if they did it more often, I think they'd be pretty fucking freaked out.

01:16:24.000 Is that the only difference between you and I racially?

01:16:26.000 Is our eyes?

01:16:27.000 The epicantic fold.

01:16:28.000 What about the fact that you have three noses combined?

01:16:31.000 Well, and they're cumulative.

01:16:36.000 They are, yes.

01:16:37.000 They're big.

01:16:38.000 Oh, they change your nose size in that. 0.97

01:16:41.000 They make mine smaller.

01:16:42.000 Looks like it morphs.

01:16:43.000 Can you imagine if the races were reversed?

01:16:46.000 Can you imagine if the races were.

01:16:50.000 So, remember Dave Chappelle, he was mad at Candace Owens.

01:16:53.000 She's a fucking bitch. 1.00

01:16:54.000 She's a cunt. 1.00

01:16:58.000 He goes, yes, George is a loser.

01:17:00.000 But we didn't choose him.

01:17:02.000 You chose him when you beat him up.

01:17:04.000 I get that point.

01:17:05.000 But that's not, we're not, no one is saying that guy's a piece of human garbage.

01:17:10.000 He needs to die.

01:17:12.000 We're saying that you're portraying this as this wonderful, innocent man who gets pounced on because of his race.

01:17:20.000 It's not because of its race.

01:17:21.000 It's because he's doing his usual shitbag stuff.

01:17:25.000 You get it?

01:17:26.000 So we're saying George Floyd was just being his usual shitty self.

01:17:30.000 The cops have been trying to deal with this forever.

01:17:32.000 He's a career criminal.

01:17:33.000 They're doing what they do with career criminals, which is try to wrangle them into the car, which is often a nightmare.

01:17:41.000 So no one is saying, no one's saying that Trayvon Martin needed to die because he dared to fight with George Zimmerman and he lost.

01:17:50.000 Nobody's saying that.

01:17:51.000 But what we're saying is that what led up to that was likely another part of the pattern with him, which is I'm a thug, I'm a badass.

01:18:00.000 He was a relatively middle-class kid, but he kept getting more and more a gangster, hanging out with worse and worse people.

01:18:06.000 His friends were trying to peel him away, saying, Trayvon, what's going on with you?

01:18:10.000 You're hanging out with the wrong kids.

01:18:11.000 We're worried about you.

01:18:12.000 Stop being a gangster.

01:18:14.000 It's embarrassing, dude.

01:18:14.000 You're going to end up dead.

01:18:17.000 So no one goes, don't fight with George Zimmerman or you deserve to die.

01:18:21.000 Or that would be the law.

01:18:22.000 Anyone who fights gets the death sentence.

01:18:24.000 We don't have that.

01:18:25.000 We're not Myanmar.

01:18:26.000 We're not East Timor.

01:18:30.000 So, we're not Venezuela.

01:18:32.000 We're not China.

01:18:33.000 So?

01:18:35.000 When we point out that Trayvon was a gangster, what we're saying is his behavior was indicative of that culture.

01:18:42.000 Same with Mike Brown with his hands up.

01:18:44.000 He'd been on a rampage all night.

01:18:45.000 No one's saying he deserved to die because he stole some cigars.

01:18:48.000 What we're saying is he had been on a crime rampage that night, that day, had robbed a bodega, and therefore the concept of him grabbing the gun, of which there's plenty of evidence, makes more sense.

01:19:03.000 So George Floyd's shitbagness is relevant here.

01:19:07.000 But in a court of law, you can strip all that, and they are stripping all that.

01:19:11.000 And they're just going with the facts.

01:19:13.000 See, the reason I bring up the shitbagness is because you're doing the opposite.

01:19:16.000 I mean, you literally Photoshop wings on him.

01:19:19.000 Breonna Taylor is on the front page of Oprah.

01:19:22.000 She looks like a goddess. 0.87

01:19:23.000 She's not.

01:19:24.000 She's a drug dealer. 1.00

01:19:25.000 Drug dealers, career criminals, drug addicts, fucking homeless people, they tend to get in over their heads.

01:19:34.000 They tend to get deep in shit.

01:19:37.000 That's like I said on the other show.

01:19:39.000 If you want to make money, you get involved in finance.

01:19:41.000 You're near money, you're going to get more of it.

01:19:43.000 You want to date supermodels? 0.99

01:19:44.000 Get involved in fashion.

01:19:45.000 Become a fashion photographer.

01:19:47.000 If you want to die, get involved in drugs.

01:19:49.000 Become a career criminal.

01:19:50.000 There's going to be bullets flying around.

01:19:52.000 You deal with the cops a hundred times a year.

01:19:55.000 One of these times, something's going to get out of hand.

01:19:59.000 Especially when you're fucking eating your stash.

01:20:03.000 But what frustrates me about this is none of the stuff I'm talking about.

01:20:06.000 What frustrates me is I think Chauvin is going to be found innocent.

01:20:12.000 If he's not, that's a travesty of justice.

01:20:15.000 And then they're going to say this was racism.

01:20:20.000 White people found him innocent. 0.93

01:20:22.000 White people love that cops hunt blacks. 0.98

01:20:24.000 And guess who that fucks over?

01:20:26.000 Everyone.

01:20:27.000 It fucks over whites because it encourages more racism.

01:20:30.000 It implies that we live in this world where we like blacks to die. 0.96

01:20:34.000 It fucks over blacks because they go, why try? 1.00

01:20:38.000 I live in a racist society.

01:20:39.000 Even if I get the fucking Fields Medal in Mathematics and become a top accountant, no one will ever hire me.

01:20:44.000 I can become the best lawyer on earth.

01:20:46.000 I'll never get any clients.

01:20:47.000 So I might as well just become a criminal and give up.

01:20:50.000 It says that.

01:20:53.000 It hurts cops because it says cops are racist and they're hunting blacks.

01:20:57.000 So, oh wait, to go back to blacks. 1.00

01:21:00.000 Also, when you get apprehended by police, you're going to die.

01:21:03.000 So you might as well go out in a blaze of glory and start shooting.

01:21:08.000 Suicide by cop.

01:21:09.000 At least you'll take down some racist pigs, which is what people at my gym say. 0.99

01:21:13.000 Black guys at my gym say that.

01:21:15.000 If I was ever in shit like robbing a bank or something, there's no way I'm going to jail.

01:21:19.000 I just keep fighting to take down some of these racist motherfuckers, racist pigs. 1.00

01:21:23.000 Okay, great.

01:21:24.000 And then lastly, of course, the racist pigs.

01:21:28.000 It affects cops because it says they live in a society where they get away with murder.

01:21:34.000 And not only do they get away with murder, but they love to murder.

01:21:38.000 They just love hunting blacks. 1.00

01:21:39.000 It's a safari for them.

01:21:42.000 That's the narrative.

01:21:43.000 I'm not saying that.

01:21:44.000 I believe the opposite.

01:21:45.000 In fact, the data shows the opposite.

01:21:47.000 The data shows that cops are more likely to shoot at whites than they are at blacks.

01:21:51.000 I know more blacks get shot.

01:21:53.000 That's because they're disproportionately involved in crime.

01:21:55.000 But as far as per capita goes, cops don't want to lose their pension.

01:21:59.000 They don't want a trial like this.

01:22:00.000 They don't want to be the number one trend on Twitter.

01:22:02.000 So with blacks, they tend to hold back. 1.00

01:22:04.000 With whites, they're like, this is probably going to be fair if it ends up in court. 1.00

01:22:09.000 I'm going to go with shooting the white guy.

01:22:12.000 I mean, no cop wants to go through this.

01:22:14.000 So my point is, this mob rule is bad for everyone involved.

01:22:20.000 Absolutely everyone.

01:22:21.000 No one benefits from this.

01:22:23.000 Nobody.

01:22:24.000 Maybe ratings?

01:22:26.000 Maybe people who took critical race theory.

01:22:28.000 There's someone who benefits from it.

01:22:29.000 Is he on now?

01:22:30.000 Let's see what he has to say.

01:22:32.000 This is two hours ago.

01:22:33.000 Oh.

01:22:34.000 Why Shaven?

01:22:36.000 Didn't in that time.

01:22:39.000 Get his knee up. 0.83

01:22:42.000 What's happening now?

01:22:44.000 A tree is just spontaneously going from the ground.

01:22:47.000 Move that.

01:22:48.000 What the fuck's going on?

01:22:51.000 This is them kneeling for eight minutes.

01:22:53.000 Oh, move that, move that. 0.99

01:22:55.000 It's tough.

01:22:56.000 There's a lot of...

01:22:58.000 I'm in very good shape.

01:23:00.000 I would hate it.

01:23:00.000 I would hate to kneel for eight minutes.

01:23:04.000 Even on grass.

01:23:06.000 You want to try it?

01:23:07.000 Let's try it.

01:23:08.000 I would do it up within my pillow, maybe.

01:23:13.000 You heard somebody say, ow!

01:23:16.000 You're timing it?

01:23:17.000 Ouchi mama.

01:23:18.000 Yeah, let me get my stopwatch here.

01:23:22.000 Stopwatch, start.

01:23:24.000 I'm not feeling very comfortable right now.

01:23:26.000 No, that sucks already.

01:23:28.000 Should I go to the shot?

01:23:30.000 Yeah, let's do it with them.

01:23:35.000 Remember, Nancy Pelosi couldn't get up? 0.99

01:23:40.000 Look, he's joking about it.

01:23:42.000 Damn.

01:23:47.000 Okay.

01:23:48.000 I'm in pain.

01:23:50.000 This is 30 seconds.

01:23:53.000 We are, what, a 16th of the way.

01:23:56.000 This is bad news, guys.

01:24:01.000 I thought that guy...

01:24:02.000 It says I can't breathe.

01:24:06.000 By the way, I'm totally open to the possibility he died of asphyxiation.

01:24:10.000 But that's how you die from opioids.

01:24:13.000 You get so relaxed that your lungs forget to breathe.

01:24:19.000 So I think he murdered himself with asphyxiation, which is why when you peel back the layers of the onion and the layers of the skin, you don't find bruising there.

01:24:29.000 You know these guys Are all totally out of shape.

01:24:33.000 Okay, now I feel like someone is pushing an axe head into my knee.

01:24:43.000 Plastic, what difference does that make?

01:24:46.000 Wait a minute.

01:24:46.000 Are you.

01:24:47.000 Where's your other?

01:24:48.000 One minute.

01:24:49.000 Oh, okay.

01:24:50.000 But you're not supposed to sit down.

01:24:52.000 You got to be ass up.

01:24:55.000 Yeah, like that.

01:24:56.000 Oh, this sucks.

01:24:57.000 Ryan was cheating, everyone.

01:24:59.000 He had his knee folded like this instead of like that.

01:25:04.000 You got to be like Chauvin was, obviously.

01:25:07.000 Well, can we lean on the back?

01:25:08.000 No.

01:25:09.000 Oh.

01:25:10.000 No.

01:25:12.000 I was about to call you a faggot. 1.00

01:25:14.000 No fuck.

01:25:18.000 Damn.

01:25:19.000 Shaking his head like...

01:25:20.000 Damn, this is.

01:25:22.000 You know, I knew a guy from the...

01:25:23.000 Remember we did the movie watching World Championships?

01:25:26.000 We watched people watch movies for three days in Times Square.

01:25:29.000 And the two winners was a German woman on Adderall. 0.64

01:25:33.000 Two winners were a German woman on Adderall, which is cheating. 1.00

01:25:36.000 That's amphetamines.

01:25:38.000 Your knee hurt?

01:25:39.000 Does your knee hurt?

01:25:41.000 Mine?

01:25:42.000 No, I'm talking to the black guy who's nodding. 0.70

01:25:44.000 And then the other guy was this Sri Lankan Canadian, dude.

01:25:48.000 Who had won like 10 Guinness World Records.

01:25:52.000 They were all weird, like how many times you can fucking get hit in the head with a Frisbee.

01:26:01.000 Wouldn't this be funny if it elicited sympathy for Derek Chauvin?

01:26:04.000 That's what I was going to say.

01:26:05.000 You're like, wow, that guy's poor knee.

01:26:08.000 Now this is totally.

01:26:10.000 Because what are we experiencing right now?

01:26:11.000 We're experiencing not what George Floyd did.

01:26:13.000 No.

01:26:13.000 We're not underneath the knee, so we're experiencing the suffering that Derek Chauvin went through.

01:26:17.000 Sometimes I wish they were recreating what George Floyd was doing.

01:26:20.000 Yeah.

01:26:20.000 That'd be a lot comfier.

01:26:22.000 We need a lot of knees. 0.66

01:26:23.000 I'd like to do a tiny bit of fentanyl and then have someone knee on my back, iron out the kinks. 1.00

01:26:31.000 What was I talking about?

01:26:33.000 The world record.

01:26:35.000 Oh, yeah.

01:26:35.000 And I said, so what was your worst world record?

01:26:37.000 Like, what was the hardest one?

01:26:39.000 And he goes, standing on one leg for 36 hours.

01:26:42.000 Holy shit.

01:26:43.000 He goes, I wouldn't do that again for all the tea in China.

01:26:47.000 No fucking way.

01:26:48.000 He said when he was done, he did 36 hours on one leg.

01:26:51.000 His leg was like a blue balloon.

01:26:54.000 Yeah.

01:26:56.000 He couldn't switch legs, right?

01:26:58.000 One leg only?

01:26:59.000 That's correct.

01:27:00.000 Wow.

01:27:02.000 It wouldn't even be easy if you did switch.

01:27:05.000 No.

01:27:06.000 It could make a difference.

01:27:09.000 Okay, now I'm sort of reaching.

01:27:11.000 I once wore high-heeled shoes for a mile for Jezebel magazine because I knew Tracy.

01:27:18.000 What the fuck was her name?

01:27:20.000 Egan?

01:27:20.000 Tracy Egan, yeah.

01:27:24.000 And it fucking killed the first third of the mile.

01:27:29.000 But then I got your threshold of pain.

01:27:31.000 It's like a tattoo.

01:27:32.000 The first is a nightmare.

01:27:35.000 And then an hour in, you're like, you could tattoo my eyeballs.

01:27:37.000 I don't give a shit.

01:27:38.000 So that's how I feel now at halfway through.

01:27:40.000 It sucks, though.

01:27:41.000 But yeah.

01:27:43.000 You know, I'm just impatient.

01:27:44.000 My left foot's going numb.

01:27:47.000 Four minutes.

01:27:48.000 Four minutes.

01:27:49.000 Is yours?

01:27:50.000 No.

01:27:51.000 No.

01:27:54.000 And remember when Colin Kaepernick nailed America got outraged, but Colin didn't kill nobody.

01:28:01.000 Listen.

01:28:02.000 Thank you.

01:28:05.000 Yeah, why not talk while you're down there?

01:28:08.000 We are.

01:28:14.000 You either gotta...

01:28:14.000 Hey, don't lean on me, asshole.

01:28:16.000 My fucking knee kills.

01:28:17.000 Who's the asshole leaning on the guy?

01:28:19.000 This is one time you don't want to be leaned on.

01:28:22.000 Don't lean on me.

01:28:24.000 When I am kneeling, it fucking kills.

01:28:29.000 Get your 20-pound forearm off of me. 1.00

01:28:32.000 It hurts.

01:28:34.000 Also, I hate the Yankees.

01:28:36.000 I'm a Mets fan.

01:28:42.000 You either got to do a moment of silence or do a speech to hope.

01:28:49.000 Five minutes.

01:28:50.000 Five minutes.

01:28:51.000 What a stupid thing.

01:28:54.000 So dumb.

01:28:55.000 Poor Derek.

01:28:58.000 Yeah.

01:28:59.000 That's what they're saying.

01:29:01.000 That's what these morons have inadvertently done.

01:29:04.000 Yeah, if we were on fentanyl, we could be stabbed.

01:29:07.000 It'd be fine.

01:29:08.000 Yeah.

01:29:09.000 Does that guy have a cross in his hair?

01:29:11.000 Where?

01:29:12.000 Guy to the right above the beanie?

01:29:15.000 He has a cross in his hair?

01:29:17.000 Oh, yeah, in the back of his hair?

01:29:19.000 Shaved a little cross.

01:29:20.000 That's weird.

01:29:21.000 It's a weird place for it.

01:29:27.000 I need this morning.

01:29:30.000 This is a comedy.

01:29:34.000 It's a shit show.

01:29:35.000 America's become a shit show.

01:29:37.000 I saw a great tweet by Ian Miles Chung, I think his name is.

01:29:41.000 And he goes, wokies think that America sucks because of all their bullshit, all this bullshit they believe in. 1.00

01:29:49.000 But the irony is it doesn't suck because of all the shit they say.

01:29:52.000 It sucks because of them.

01:29:58.000 He thought, I got to get a Ryan shot in there.

01:30:00.000 See some Rye guys and his three noses. 0.94

01:30:05.000 All the better to spell with.

01:30:13.000 Why are you shaking your head?

01:30:14.000 Can you believe that?

01:30:18.000 And by the way, I don't think it was like this.

01:30:20.000 It wasn't like a knee completely on his neck closing his throat.

01:30:25.000 When you look at it, it's more like lower neck shoulder blades kind of vibe.

01:30:32.000 Obviously, if you put your knee directly on someone's neck like this, they would go blue and be dead in seconds.

01:30:38.000 It's called a WWE chokeout.

01:30:42.000 I've been choked out at that guy Ryan from Jackass's Bachelor Party.

01:30:47.000 We got choked up by an MMA dude.

01:30:48.000 And it takes maybe five seconds.

01:30:52.000 Yeah, there's no way.

01:30:53.000 And we started late, so we're going to go past them.

01:30:57.000 We're only at four minutes.

01:30:59.000 What?

01:31:02.000 That's not true.

01:31:03.000 Yeah, we're at 420.

01:31:06.000 Yeah, we were three minutes behind them.

01:31:10.000 I don't think so.

01:31:11.000 I have it on the stopwatch right here.

01:31:13.000 I'm not going to lie.

01:31:21.000 Plus, stop cheating, dude.

01:31:22.000 You're sitting on your foot.

01:31:25.000 You just cheated the whole time.

01:31:28.000 I'm not a fucking idiot.

01:31:28.000 What a fucking back Puerto Rican you are.

01:31:33.000 By the way, the trial has started.

01:31:34.000 They're now taking witnesses.

01:31:36.000 Okay, by the way, it was eight minutes a long time ago.

01:31:38.000 I was kidding.

01:31:39.000 This sucks.

01:31:40.000 Why would you do that?

01:31:41.000 We are at.

01:31:44.000 What are we at here?

01:31:45.000 8.22.

01:31:52.000 Ouchi, mama.

01:31:53.000 Uchi, uchi, ya-ya, ya, mama.

01:31:56.000 I didn't need that.

01:31:57.000 I want the witnesses to leave their mask on or off.

01:31:59.000 What's the preference?

01:32:00.000 Actually, I prefer you to take your mask off so we can hear it if you don't mind.

01:32:04.000 Same.

01:32:05.000 Same.

01:32:06.000 America.

01:32:08.000 Thank you.

01:32:08.000 Oh, he's got a cool Slovak face.

01:32:10.000 Can you tell the jurors what your occupation is?

01:32:13.000 I am a Minneapolis 911 dispatcher.

01:32:16.000 And so who is your employer?

01:32:18.000 City of Minneapolis.

01:32:19.000 And how long have you been doing that?

01:32:21.000 Almost seven years.

01:32:23.000 Can you tell the jurors of being a dispatcher?

01:32:29.000 I'll pay for it.

01:32:30.000 A lot of training.

01:32:31.000 We go through close to two years of training, starting with call-taking, where citizens are calling 911 with their emergencies.

01:32:41.000 Also, speaking to non-emergencies and how we can direct those.

01:32:46.000 We then work with police and fire on sending them their calls and prioritizing those.

01:32:52.000 And also with the police officers on their off-duties and warrants and lost children.

01:32:58.000 So there's a multitude.

01:32:59.000 There's about four different positions that we work.

01:33:02.000 Yeah, and maybe I should start first with, you know, what all is involved.

01:33:06.000 Go a mustache, dude.

01:33:08.000 Face wants a mustache so bad it's trying to build one with shadows.

01:33:12.000 I take the calls that are from 911 as they are prioritized and send them out to the police officers or the firefighters to handle.

01:33:23.000 And do you also, for instance, have to answer, well, provide information out?

01:33:31.000 Yes.

01:33:31.000 Okay.

01:33:32.000 And is this just for police calls or fire calls or what kind of calls are involved?

01:33:38.000 We have two different dispatches.

01:33:39.000 So we have police dispatchers who will take the calls from 911 and the information and give it out to the officers over there.

01:33:47.000 You're the goot. 0.53

01:33:47.000 Are you Canadian man? 0.53

01:33:48.000 You have fire dispatchers who would then do that specifically for the fire department.

01:33:51.000 No, I just had an inside joke in my head with myself.

01:33:53.000 There are different aspects to your job.

01:33:54.000 Remember that guy who goes on a date?

01:33:56.000 He's on a dating show.

01:33:58.000 And they're getting massaged and he's lying down like George Floyd.

01:34:02.000 And he looks over there and they both have towels on.

01:34:04.000 He goes, do you like games?

01:34:07.000 And she goes, what?

01:34:08.000 I mean, what kind of games?

01:34:09.000 He goes, board games, video games, any kind of games.

01:34:13.000 I like games.

01:34:14.000 And she goes, yeah, sure.

01:34:16.000 And he goes, I have a Star Wars Trivial Pursuit at home, but no one will play it with me because I always win.

01:34:21.000 Or Metacorps.

01:34:24.000 She's like, wetter than the fucking Suez Canal.

01:34:28.000 Tell me more.

01:34:31.000 Nobody will play with me.

01:34:33.000 Nobody will play with me because I always win.

01:34:36.000 So every time I hear someone do a list, I hear board games, video games, any kind of games.

01:34:41.000 I got bugs.

01:34:42.000 For my award-winning stand-up.

01:34:44.000 You go, what?

01:34:45.000 For my stand-up.

01:34:47.000 Remember, my co-worker was like, yeah, man, I got big bugs, little bugs.

01:34:51.000 I got bugs.

01:34:53.000 That was in your stand-up?

01:34:54.000 Yeah.

01:34:54.000 I thought you remembered.

01:34:55.000 A lot more to it.

01:34:57.000 I had to push it out of my brain for more important information like what day it is.

01:35:03.000 The why.

01:35:03.000 The things.

01:35:06.000 What's around you?

01:35:07.000 What's your office look like when you're a dispatcher?

01:35:10.000 What we're really getting into the nitty-gritty here.

01:35:14.000 I have a Ziggy cartoon on my desk.

01:35:18.000 It says it's going to get better.

01:35:20.000 I have a Garfield piggy bank.

01:35:23.000 I have the word Mondays crucified on a crucifix with blood coming out of the M and the S on either side. 0.96

01:35:31.000 What else?

01:35:32.000 What else?

01:35:32.000 I have a Dilbert on at all times on a loop doing Eno Gang Bang.

01:35:39.000 I have a plant there that's dead.

01:35:40.000 I've got a bit of a brown thumb.

01:35:45.000 Our firefighter calendar.

01:35:46.000 We'll have our channel 7 that is closely located to our dispatch group, which is approximately four people that are giving out all the calls to the officers.

01:35:59.000 So you say the fire dispatchers are somewhere different.

01:36:02.000 Why is that?

01:36:03.000 It's just this trial going to be 3,000 hours.

01:36:07.000 I feel like I can handle most trials in like 3, 4, 5 hours.

01:36:14.000 And no break.

01:36:15.000 Like when you go see SNL, you're not allowed to go piss.

01:36:20.000 So if you have to piss, you just piss your pants.

01:36:23.000 I wish we were allowed to laugh.

01:36:27.000 When you go see SNL, you're not allowed to see funny shit.

01:36:30.000 Taking calls.

01:36:31.000 You have hurt me today.

01:36:33.000 I cannot look at your mustacheless face, sir.

01:36:35.000 I am not taking a 911 call and then dispatching it.

01:36:39.000 Why is that?

01:36:40.000 He's got like a busy.

01:36:43.000 We have dedicated 911 call takers at that time.

01:36:48.000 We wouldn't be able to do it all at the same time.

01:36:51.000 And then fire dispatches their own fire units for a particular call?

01:36:55.000 Correct.

01:36:57.000 Now you mentioned having five or six screens in front of you.

01:37:01.000 What are all those screens about?

01:37:03.000 Those screens have different resources on them.

01:37:06.000 One of my screens is a telephone that has hundreds of numbers in it that I can use to call whoever I need to for any given reason.

01:37:18.000 I also then have a city computer that I can utilize.

01:37:22.000 If I need to find an address because someone may not know it, I can use Google or any other resources I need from the internet.

01:37:28.000 So I guess you're saying I get 911 calls.

01:37:30.000 I just keep them talking and then someone else decides, all right, we've got to send out a unit.

01:37:36.000 Yeah, that makes sense.

01:37:37.000 You can't be taking calls and also going.

01:37:39.000 Oh, this sounds like two ambulances, a fire truck, and maybe like a squawker.

01:37:45.000 And then I have three screens dedicated to the calls that are coming in, the calls that are assigned to police or fire.

01:37:55.000 And it'll tell me all of the units I have available or who is threatening through different things.

01:38:02.000 Sounds like a lot of information.

01:38:03.000 It is a lot of information.

01:38:04.000 Yeah.

01:38:06.000 Sounds like it's boring.

01:38:07.000 It would make a boring TV show.

01:38:08.000 Is that what you're saying?

01:38:09.000 Every day is a learning day.

01:38:11.000 I can tell you that.

01:38:12.000 TV pacifier.

01:38:15.000 911.

01:38:15.000 I'm dying of boredom.

01:38:18.000 To be completely comfortable with the pressure.

01:38:19.000 Dispatch some strippers, some fentanyl, and a rap song.

01:38:25.000 And as part of your training for that job, did you have to learn about how the City of Minneapolis Police Department divides up the city for coverage?

01:38:34.000 Oh, my God.

01:38:35.000 That's all geography for us based off of the precincts.

01:38:38.000 I've never craved a mustache more in my life.

01:38:44.000 And can you describe for the jurors that...

01:38:46.000 Can you cut off a lock of your hair and pass me that glue stick?

01:38:50.000 Can you describe to the jurors how gorilla glue works and why you're reluctant to cut off a lock and how much it would benefit the entire trial?

01:38:58.000 There are different precincts in Minneapolis, one through five.

01:39:01.000 Is there a mustache precinct?

01:39:04.000 They all have different sectors.

01:39:05.000 I must ask your question.

01:39:07.000 Is there something missing from my face?

01:39:09.000 Officers, they have specific sectors that they belong to.

01:39:12.000 And based off of the geography of the call, he would assign a certain unit to a different call or to that.

01:39:19.000 Now, my friends and I have a bet here in the behind the bench.

01:39:25.000 Half of them think you're Hawaiian, the other half think you're Dominican.

01:39:29.000 Are you a combination of both?

01:39:30.000 Can you describe for the jurors, let's take, for example, the third precinct.

01:39:33.000 Are you familiar with the third precinct?

01:39:35.000 I am.

01:39:36.000 And describe for the jurors generally what the third precinct is.

01:39:42.000 The third precinct has four sectors in it.

01:39:46.000 The first one being 310.

01:39:49.000 That is the top of the precinct.

01:39:52.000 It goes down to Lake Street.

01:39:54.000 And then the middle would be 320.

01:39:57.000 Can we fast forward to the good stuff here?

01:39:59.000 We're trying to do a TV show, lady.

01:40:01.000 So what generally in the area of Minneapolis are we talking about?

01:40:05.000 You're bush.

01:40:07.000 That's how bored I am.

01:40:08.000 J.K. Judge.

01:40:09.000 This is like a church where you start wondering about their sexual positions and stuff.

01:40:14.000 Every time I sit behind couples, I'm like, I wonder what the best sex they've ever had.

01:40:18.000 Did you see a video of that?

01:40:20.000 Is she wearing a lingerie?

01:40:22.000 How many officers would be assigned to each sector?

01:40:25.000 Typically, you have one per sector, and then you have a sector squad.

01:40:33.000 Should we cut this off at some point?

01:40:37.000 Yeah, let's cut this off.

01:40:39.000 And then if we get to see Chauvin or something, can't see George Floyd.

01:40:43.000 He passed.

01:40:45.000 But if Derek is on the stand or something, it gets juicy again.

01:40:49.000 We'll tune back in.

01:40:51.000 So there's a strange little taste of what is going to be a very, very long trial.

01:40:57.000 We won't follow the whole thing every day.

01:40:58.000 Tomorrow's episode will be normal, but we'll definitely show highlights.

01:41:03.000 I feel like we got it.

01:41:04.000 The prosecution had some great points.

01:41:06.000 27 times I can't breathe.

01:41:08.000 It looks good for the prosecution, I mean.

01:41:10.000 Bad for Derek.

01:41:13.000 The chart looked very good.

01:41:15.000 His don't didn't get up.

01:41:17.000 No, don't let up, don't get up thing.

01:41:19.000 It's cute.

01:41:21.000 What's going to be really damning, though, is his own men coming on.

01:41:25.000 The captain coming on and saying it was excessive force.

01:41:27.000 If that happens as he promised, that is fucking brutal.

01:41:34.000 But here's the worst part of the prosecution.

01:41:36.000 He said a drug overdose is an accidental death.

01:41:40.000 That was dumb.

01:41:42.000 You left yourself vulnerable for the autopsy, which clearly says that this man, yes, died of asphyxiation, but it was from fentanyl.

01:41:49.000 He had something like triple the OD dose in his veins.

01:41:54.000 He said, as Detective Shitty pointed out, that he was not on any drugs, which was dumb.

01:41:59.000 The crowd harassing them is another good excuse for why we had trouble doing our police procedure perfectly.

01:42:06.000 That retarded thing about how one of them was an EMT. 0.99

01:42:08.000 They wouldn't let him.

01:42:09.000 You can't have random people coming in when you have a struggling perp.

01:42:12.000 You're an EMT, you promise.

01:42:14.000 So that's, I can't believe he said that.

01:42:16.000 That was dumb.

01:42:19.000 But the defense is going to say he was following police procedure.

01:42:22.000 And then we're going to see with all these body cams and all this footage that it was not an easy struggle.

01:42:28.000 George Floyd dug his own grave and destroyed it.

01:42:33.000 Anyway, I can't believe these trials take so long because I think we could have, that was what, four or five hours?

01:42:42.000 Without all of the hullabaloo and bullshit, we just go, did he use excessive force?

01:42:47.000 Did George Floyd die of his excessive force or did he die of a drug overdose?

01:42:52.000 I think the best thing you're going to get here is the prosecution proving that it was a bit excessive, but it didn't lead to his death.

01:43:00.000 So Derek will be reprimanded for his excessive force, even though it did no damage.

01:43:06.000 And he'll have to give up his pension and all that shit, but he will not be charged with murder.

01:43:11.000 That is my prediction.

01:43:12.000 In the interim, get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.

01:43:22.000 Crying cause a baby's dead, man.

01:43:24.000 This bitch finna kissed the lead, man. 1.00

01:43:26.000 As an example, so all the blue coats know you get poached when you fuck with black folk. 1.00

01:43:33.000 I ain't done with a tested book, but of course I wasn't worried on styling now.

01:43:37.000 Black folk can't be nothing violent now. 1.00

01:43:40.000 I'm rather just playing them break.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - March 29, 2021

S03E91 - DEREK CHAUVIN TRIAL - LIVE

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