Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S03E94

00:00:29.000 That was JD Cinnamon, by the way.

00:00:31.000 And we've chosen that Glaswegian because we've got a very special guest the new.

00:00:37.000 We have in the studio, ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Jimmy McInnes.

00:00:42.000 Good morning, guys.

00:00:44.000 He's phoning in from Scotland via Skype.

00:00:49.000 How's the weather over there?

00:00:50.000 Oh, it's raining, would you believe?

00:00:56.000 I ruined Jerry's cinnamon by listening to him too much.

00:00:58.000 It's like drinking too much eggnog or drinking too much beer, as my father and I have been doing, and I am hungover as a freight train.

00:01:09.000 Today's book is The Lost City of Z, or as it's pronounced in Britain and Canada, The Lost City of Z by a New Yorker David Gran.

00:01:21.000 This came from a New Yorker article, actually, and it's about this guy, Percy Fawcett, who decided he wanted to find this old Aztec civilization, the El Dorado king of gold crap.

00:01:36.000 And thousands of people have tried to find this place, and they all die because savages, aboriginals, eat them.

00:01:47.000 And so Percy Fawcett said, I'm not a quitter.

00:01:51.000 I don't live in fear.

00:01:52.000 And he rose above it.

00:01:54.000 And he went there and was promptly eaten by savages.

00:01:58.000 Nice one, buddy.

00:02:02.000 Why bother?

00:02:04.000 Indeed.

00:02:06.000 I don't even understand colonization at all.

00:02:09.000 Like, why did we go to India?

00:02:12.000 Why not just buy spices off them with cash?

00:02:16.000 Well, I think it's better to own everything.

00:02:19.000 No, then you've got a headache.

00:02:21.000 Now you've got, it's like having 32 kids.

00:02:25.000 Well, I guess they didn't anticipate it.

00:02:27.000 They just felt this is great.

00:02:28.000 It's all free.

00:02:31.000 I think you would have been much better off not colonizing Africa, not colonizing India, not colonizing any of these places.

00:02:38.000 I mean, that's where we are today.

00:02:39.000 We've given them all up.

00:02:42.000 Yes, I guess we have no alternative.

00:02:45.000 So I think it's a good thing.

00:02:47.000 All right.

00:02:50.000 I'll just, you'll have to sit there while I recap the weekend.

00:02:53.000 I went to D.C. on Friday.

00:02:55.000 Oh, I forgot to send you a little clip.

00:02:57.000 I'll airdrop it to you.

00:02:58.000 Although that doesn't always work.

00:03:01.000 Right?

00:03:01.000 All right.

00:03:01.000 It should.

00:03:02.000 Airdrop open.

00:03:03.000 Okay, okay.

00:03:09.000 I wait, which one is it now?

00:03:13.000 Yeah, this is it.

00:03:15.000 Airdrop open.

00:03:18.000 So it's Gavin's Mac Mini and Gavin's Mac Mini 2.

00:03:21.000 I'm Mac Mini 2.

00:03:23.000 Okay.

00:03:24.000 Let's see if this works.

00:03:26.000 I got treated like a king there.

00:03:28.000 I did a weird thing.

00:03:29.000 I had a suit on.

00:03:31.000 I went, rented a room.

00:03:32.000 I wanted to go check out West Virginia to Live because Cassandra Fairbanks won't shut up about it.

00:03:38.000 She says it's paradise, and I'm obviously sick of these liberals.

00:03:41.000 I was just saying to my dad, I think this is the stupidest liberals have been in history.

00:03:46.000 They used to be intellectuals, if you recall.

00:03:49.000 You know, the free speech Berkeley types, the Cornell Wests of the world.

00:03:53.000 They used to be known as Smarty Pants.

00:03:55.000 And now they're just petty little gossipers.

00:03:58.000 I blame women, of course, because I'm an anti-femite.

00:04:02.000 Here's my hotel room.

00:04:03.000 Do you think they recognized me and gave me a fancy room?

00:04:07.000 Or is this just treatment?

00:04:10.000 Trump.

00:04:12.000 Oh, hi.

00:04:13.000 Welcome.

00:04:14.000 Yes.

00:04:15.000 This is the kind of treatment you get when you get a guy's lag.

00:04:20.000 This is a random $500 room, the Trump Hotel.

00:04:25.000 This is my bed.

00:04:28.000 Look at that.

00:04:28.000 Nice.

00:04:29.000 Look at that.

00:04:30.000 It's like gaudy and classy at the same time.

00:04:34.000 This is a little desk area where I can write my parlors because that's the only thing.

00:04:40.000 That was only $500.

00:04:42.000 My bad.

00:04:42.000 It's a chandelier over there.

00:04:44.000 You know how much the protesters were paying on the January 6th?

00:04:48.000 $8,000 for a room there.

00:04:55.000 It gets very small.

00:04:57.000 I mean, even if you get three guys in there, you're still...

00:05:01.000 It's still not good.

00:05:02.000 Look at that tub.

00:05:03.000 What a waste.

00:05:04.000 I didn't use it because baths are stupid.

00:05:07.000 I wish my wife was here.

00:05:09.000 When did you last have a bath?

00:05:10.000 I was in the bath a while ago.

00:05:12.000 And it was Epsom salt because I had sore muscles.

00:05:15.000 I went in a bath.

00:05:15.000 I just think, what am I doing here?

00:05:18.000 I can't sit still in it.

00:05:20.000 You just feel like an imbecile.

00:05:22.000 A shower should be one minute max.

00:05:24.000 You wash your armpits, your penis, your groin, your butthole, your armpits.

00:05:35.000 I should hope so.

00:05:36.000 Do you wash your legs, Dad?

00:05:38.000 Yes.

00:05:38.000 You soap up?

00:05:39.000 I wash everything.

00:05:40.000 You soap up and lather up your legs?

00:05:42.000 Yes.

00:05:44.000 Why?

00:05:45.000 Because I want to be clean.

00:05:47.000 But no one has smelly legs.

00:05:50.000 Well, it's not a question of being smelly, it's a question of being clean.

00:05:54.000 But you're pouring hot chlorinated water all over you with the jet stream.

00:06:01.000 Well, I guess that's the way my mommy taught me to bath.

00:06:07.000 So you sit there with a lather and you lather up your arms and your legs, they're all covered in soap, and then you rinse it off.

00:06:13.000 Yes.

00:06:14.000 I think that dries out your skin.

00:06:17.000 Oh, that's possibly correct.

00:06:19.000 Why?

00:06:19.000 Have you got dry skin?

00:06:21.000 Very dry skin.

00:06:22.000 Stop, just try not doing it for a week.

00:06:25.000 Do you shampoo what little hair you have?

00:06:28.000 Do you shampoo that tuft?

00:06:30.000 Yeah, it doesn't take long.

00:06:32.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:06:33.000 A bit of some shampoo lasts a long, long time.

00:06:39.000 Do you wash your legs, Ryan?

00:06:42.000 You know, I used to, but I'm coming around on the whole why thing.

00:06:45.000 Nobody's smelling my legs.

00:06:46.000 My legs haven't seen any damage.

00:06:48.000 No, I understand that they're dirty.

00:06:50.000 Right.

00:06:51.000 Like you got oil on them from working on your car, but if there's no dirt on them...

00:06:55.000 Plus, when you wash your armpits and your dick, it runs down your legs anyway.

00:07:00.000 Well, that's true.

00:07:03.000 And folks at home, men, stop using shampoo.

00:07:08.000 You are making yourself bald.

00:07:10.000 You know what you should wash your hair with?

00:07:12.000 Nothing at all.

00:07:13.000 Just water.

00:07:14.000 I'm telling you, the only things you need to wash are things that get stinky.

00:07:18.000 That's the swimsuit area and the armpits.

00:07:21.000 That's it.

00:07:23.000 Shampoo makes you bald and it makes your hair look gay.

00:07:26.000 But why didn't you tell me about this many years ago?

00:07:29.000 See, I learned the hard way from, I learned it from watching you.

00:07:33.000 So anyway, I'm in DC.

00:07:35.000 Have a nice little hotel room.

00:07:36.000 Have dinner by myself.

00:07:37.000 That's very quaint and weird.

00:07:39.000 Because I didn't want to drive all the way to West Virginia and back again in one day.

00:07:42.000 It's like 10 hours.

00:07:44.000 So I'm corresponding with Cassandra throughout the week.

00:07:48.000 I mentioned Tim Poole is out there and I go, you know what?

00:07:50.000 I'll do his stupid show while I'm there.

00:07:53.000 And he says no.

00:07:56.000 He already has a guest.

00:07:58.000 Wouldn't you just get two guests?

00:08:00.000 Like, stay late, dude.

00:08:03.000 And then Cassandra, my best friend, says, oh, shit, my cat needs to get his stitches out.

00:08:11.000 And it's in a town an hour away.

00:08:13.000 And I go, all right, well, I'll just wander around then.

00:08:15.000 And she goes, well, there's no town here.

00:08:18.000 And it's true.

00:08:19.000 West Virginia is just, it's like upstate New York without the homos or the yuppies.

00:08:24.000 And you need gays and yuppies to make little gourmet pizza spots and little bars.

00:08:30.000 A little something.

00:08:31.000 A billiards room, something.

00:08:33.000 There's nothing in West Virginia but homes.

00:08:35.000 And I'm sure these people are great people.

00:08:37.000 I'm sure they're wonderful.

00:08:38.000 And once you get known in the community, you can go to a hunting range or something.

00:08:42.000 But I go, are there any dive bars?

00:08:44.000 Is there a town?

00:08:44.000 No, there's no town.

00:08:46.000 Oh.

00:08:48.000 And how long can you drive around and look at Redneck's houses?

00:08:52.000 Okay, these are nice.

00:08:54.000 So I drive around for a while.

00:08:55.000 And then I stop in at a corner store.

00:08:57.000 I buy a sign that says, keep calm and carry, and then just has a picture of a gun.

00:09:02.000 And then I say, is there a bar around here?

00:09:05.000 And they go, yeah, there's the pizza restaurant.

00:09:07.000 So I go to this pizza restaurant, have the shittiest pizza I've ever had in my life.

00:09:11.000 It's not even cooked.

00:09:12.000 And then I can't see the guy next to me.

00:09:14.000 There's a big pillar in the way.

00:09:15.000 It had the worst feng shui out of any bar I've ever been in.

00:09:18.000 And then I went over, I went to Hunter's Ferry.

00:09:21.000 Is that what it's called on the way back?

00:09:23.000 And it's got a quaint little town, but it's not a real town.

00:09:26.000 It's like one of these period pieces like Upper Canada Village.

00:09:30.000 Okay.

00:09:32.000 Then I just went, I'm not moving there.

00:09:35.000 And Cassandra kind of let me down.

00:09:38.000 I'm never doing Tim Pool's show.

00:09:40.000 You don't think so?

00:09:42.000 What?

00:09:43.000 You don't think if you booked it in advance?

00:09:45.000 Because you got a paywall where it's like forbidden things go on there.

00:09:48.000 So maybe you could be pure paywall.

00:09:55.000 It's a Gary.

00:09:56.000 I wouldn't touch that.

00:09:57.000 It's a Gary Easter card.

00:09:59.000 Gross.

00:10:01.000 Wait, what did you just say?

00:10:03.000 Oh, he books.

00:10:05.000 Just booked it in.

00:10:06.000 No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

00:10:07.000 Yes, of course.

00:10:07.000 That's the way it should work.

00:10:08.000 But in journalism, like if I advice, if I got a call and someone, the founder of the Proud Boys was in town, I'd go, holy shit, stop the presses.

00:10:16.000 Can you do it later at night or something?

00:10:19.000 I'd squeeze them in.

00:10:20.000 Yeah, especially because he was talking about Vice having an imminent downfall soon.

00:10:26.000 He just covered that the other day.

00:10:27.000 That's a great show.

00:10:28.000 Wouldn't that be great to be on your feet and get the guy who co-founded it?

00:10:31.000 Although, I think it gets you canceled.

00:10:33.000 So he doesn't want to be canceled because if you interview me and you appear, you get done.

00:10:40.000 Oh, I see.

00:10:40.000 Even if it's not on YouTube, the fact that you interacted.

00:10:43.000 I think so, yeah.

00:10:44.000 That's true.

00:10:45.000 That's true of Trump.

00:10:47.000 Lara Trump interviewed Trump and they wouldn't air it on Facebook or Instagram because they count that as his voice.

00:10:56.000 And he's banned.

00:10:57.000 Although I heard he was back on Twitter.

00:11:00.000 Really?

00:11:01.000 Yeah.

00:11:01.000 I saw Milani on there the other day, but that'd be amazing.

00:11:07.000 So yeah, 10 hours in the car, lonely hotel room, and then dumped by my friends in the media.

00:11:14.000 When did this happen?

00:11:16.000 Looked at a bunch of...

00:11:18.000 Like, I'm not saying that the homes are shitty or that's a shitty area.

00:11:21.000 I'm sure it's great.

00:11:23.000 But I could just go to upstate New York and get some homos making me stuff and have a better time.

00:11:27.000 And my wife didn't like when we lived in upstate New York, so that's out.

00:11:32.000 I'm still preferring eastern Tennessee and North Carolina, South Carolina.

00:11:37.000 That whole area, by the way, is tiny.

00:11:39.000 The area I just described sounds like thousands of miles, but it's really just three hours.

00:11:44.000 Asheville, Nashville.

00:11:47.000 No, I've told you a thousand times, Florida.

00:11:50.000 I cannot handle the heat.

00:11:52.000 Nor can you.

00:11:54.000 Why are you here?

00:11:56.000 Oh, because I'm visiting my son.

00:11:58.000 No, mom said she goes, I was on a bike ride today, and it was 90 degrees.

00:12:03.000 I can't eat it.

00:12:05.000 Well, you know, don't ride a bike in the sun.

00:12:09.000 Yeah.

00:12:11.000 Also in the news, the Mets suck.

00:12:14.000 This is what you have to do to see the Mets.

00:12:16.000 Their first game is tonight.

00:12:18.000 You need a vaccine or a test for any kid over two.

00:12:23.000 And this test, it hurts like hell.

00:12:26.000 My kids have all had like three or four.

00:12:28.000 Now I got to blast their noses with this just to go see a game.

00:12:33.000 Or the antigen test within six hours.

00:12:35.000 And the especially irritating thing about this is you still need a mask and have to be six feet apart.

00:12:43.000 But even though you have the vaccine or you've tested negative or the antigen test, still, I don't trust you.

00:12:51.000 It's all made up shit.

00:12:52.000 We'll get to COVID in a little bit.

00:12:56.000 But the big news today is Hunter Biden.

00:13:02.000 He was on CBS today.

00:13:05.000 It's weird.

00:13:07.000 The news is just propaganda.

00:13:09.000 So if Hunter Biden is eviscerated in the morning, which it wasn't an evisceration, sorry, it was a PR stunt.

00:13:17.000 But he still fucked himself because he's so stupid.

00:13:20.000 And he said that he often would smoke Parmesan cheese, mistaking it for crack.

00:13:25.000 But in this, so this was meant to be a puff piece, but it ended up being a hit piece because he said so much stupid shit, like the Parmesan cheese thing.

00:13:36.000 The laptop might be mine.

00:13:38.000 I don't know.

00:13:40.000 And my deal in the Ukraine, getting that job for 50,000 a year, that wasn't unethical.

00:13:45.000 I didn't think it'd be used against me this much, but it was a perfectly reasonable thing to do.

00:13:49.000 The fuck's he wearing in this interview, too?

00:13:51.000 He's got like a weird little safari shirt on top of a sweater.

00:13:56.000 He's dressed like you.

00:13:58.000 I really don't know what the answer is.

00:14:00.000 You don't know yes or no if the laptops are not.

00:14:02.000 I don't have any idea.

00:14:03.000 I have no idea.

00:14:04.000 So it could have been yours.

00:14:06.000 Of course, certainly.

00:14:07.000 There could be a laptop out there that was stolen from me.

00:14:09.000 There could be that I was hacked.

00:14:11.000 It could be that it was Russian intelligence.

00:14:14.000 It could be that it was stolen from me.

00:14:18.000 What?

00:14:18.000 What a pure idiot.

00:14:19.000 It was stolen from me and then brought to a repair place and then left there?

00:14:25.000 So in line with the propaganda, everyone's talking about Mad Ketz and Ron DeSantis being the best guys for the job.

00:14:34.000 I get Ron DeSantis.

00:14:36.000 He's done a great job of Florida.

00:14:37.000 They had the lowest, I think they had the lowest death rate per cap.

00:14:41.000 Oh, Florida is great.

00:14:42.000 It's totally open.

00:14:44.000 I just came back from Florida.

00:14:45.000 I spent five months there, and it was fantastic.

00:14:49.000 Ron DeSantis actually is way smarter than anyone else on the lift.

00:14:55.000 Yeah.

00:14:56.000 And when you go into a bar, do you have a mask on?

00:15:00.000 Well, you don't have to have a mask on, but I do it just out of, I don't want to get people concerned.

00:15:07.000 So whenever you walk in, you have a mask.

00:15:09.000 As soon as you sit down, you can take off the mask.

00:15:12.000 Right.

00:15:12.000 And you can sit at the bar, no problem.

00:15:14.000 Oh, yes.

00:15:15.000 Not a problem at all.

00:15:17.000 What about sporting events?

00:15:18.000 Are people six feet apart?

00:15:22.000 I honestly don't know.

00:15:23.000 I've never been to a sporting event in Florida.

00:15:27.000 I think it's still very limited, but that's because of the organization, not because of Ron DeSantis.

00:15:35.000 Right.

00:15:36.000 Well, so I don't know why Matt Goetz is considered the top guy, but it can't be a coincidence that our two top guys, our two big contenders for 2024, are the ones that the press is going mental on.

00:15:50.000 And they know Hunter Biden is Joe's Achilles heel.

00:15:54.000 So they've been attacking Donald Trump Jr., calling him a cokehead with no evidence.

00:15:59.000 Meanwhile, we're drowning in crack evidence on Hunter, and that just gets glossed over.

00:16:04.000 So we talked about the allegation on Thursday, right, with Matt Goetz.

00:16:07.000 He's accused of fucking a 17-year-old.

00:16:08.000 He says, no, I wasn't.

00:16:10.000 Then this is a big plot to frame me.

00:16:13.000 They tried to get $25 million, which I don't understand how anyone can procure $25 million.

00:16:20.000 No, no, no.

00:16:22.000 And $25 for me would be a strange.

00:16:25.000 Yeah, but even if you're a billionaire, what bank is going to give you $25 million?

00:16:30.000 Am I wire transferring it to you?

00:16:31.000 Because then we're going to see the paper trail.

00:16:35.000 Bitcoins?

00:16:36.000 Anyway, so we'll see what happens with Matt Goetz.

00:16:40.000 The left is going, oh, why no comment about Matt Goetz?

00:16:44.000 Because it's being investigated.

00:16:45.000 We don't know.

00:16:46.000 It sounds like horseshit to me, but we'll see.

00:16:48.000 And if he fucks 17-year-olds, yeah, that's real bad.

00:16:51.000 It's not as bad as Hunter Biden fucking his nieces and his brother's widow and everything that moves.

00:17:01.000 But it's pretty bad.

00:17:02.000 And then Ron DeSantis was attacked last night on 60 Minutes.

00:17:06.000 And here's their allegation.

00:17:08.000 I don't even really understand this.

00:17:10.000 The allegation is you used Publix, the grocery store chain, to disseminate the vaccine.

00:17:17.000 They donated $100,000 to your campaign.

00:17:20.000 That's pay to play.

00:17:23.000 And he goes, no, everyone agreed that was the best way to disseminate the vaccine.

00:17:29.000 Here he is.

00:17:30.000 They ambushed him because he refused to speak to them.

00:17:33.000 We wanted to ask Governor DeSantis about the deal, but he declined our request for an interview.

00:17:39.000 We caught up with him south of Orlando.

00:17:41.000 Publix, as you know, donated $100,000 to your campaign, and then you rewarded them with the exclusive rights to distribute the vaccination infrastructure.

00:17:50.000 So first of all, what you're saying is wrong.

00:17:52.000 How is that not paid to public?

00:17:53.000 That's a fake narrative.

00:17:54.000 I met with the county mayor.

00:17:56.000 I met with the administrator.

00:17:57.000 I met with all the folks at Palm Beach County, and I said, here's some of the options.

00:18:01.000 We can do more drive-through sites.

00:18:03.000 We can give more to hospitals.

00:18:04.000 We can do the publics.

00:18:06.000 And they said, we think that would be the easiest thing for our residents.

00:18:09.000 But Melissa McKinley, the county commissioner in the Glades, told us the governor never met with her.

00:18:15.000 Hold on a second.

00:18:16.000 So he says he met with a bunch of people.

00:18:18.000 She found, 60 Minutes found someone that he didn't meet with to refute that, which they have to do in post, by the way, because she doesn't know what the fuck's going on.

00:18:28.000 But that's not evidence that he didn't meet with people.

00:18:33.000 And yeah, exclusive rights, we all decided to do it at Publix.

00:18:38.000 This does not appear to be a smoking gun.

00:18:40.000 But I think it is also CVS, does it?

00:18:43.000 Yeah?

00:18:44.000 Yes.

00:18:44.000 Well, she said he's the county commissioner of the Glades.

00:18:47.000 Is that the same as Palm Beach?

00:18:50.000 Not to my knowledge, no.

00:18:51.000 But it's, well, I got my vaccine in Volucia County Fairground.

00:19:01.000 And I don't think there was any corruption associated there.

00:19:05.000 So I think that they found one place, Palm Springs, where they were using Publix.

00:19:11.000 Ergo, it's pay-to-play, and they got rich from Ron DeSantis.

00:19:17.000 That's pathetic.

00:19:19.000 The only time this would have a case would be if it was all Publix throughout the entire state and there was a pain in the ass using Publix and people couldn't go to these other places elsewhere in the state.

00:19:28.000 Well, exactly.

00:19:29.000 A monopoly.

00:19:30.000 Most people I know, that I know of, went to the Velusia County Fairground.

00:19:38.000 So the other allegation is that he did the rich first and tourists first and denied the elderly.

00:19:45.000 This is all propaganda.

00:19:46.000 We're living in the Soviet Union now.

00:19:50.000 But we'll see how that plays out.

00:19:51.000 But you know, DeSantis did concentrate on what made sense, elderly people.

00:19:56.000 That's what he focused on.

00:19:57.000 And he wasn't putting COVID patients into long-term care facilities.

00:20:04.000 Right.

00:20:05.000 He was very responsible and has done a great job.

00:20:08.000 And that's why he comes in second after Trump for 2024.

00:20:14.000 Well, people are talking about Trump and DeSantis as a ticket, which I don't want.

00:20:19.000 I don't want to see Trump back.

00:20:21.000 We've already had a run with you.

00:20:23.000 Hold on.

00:20:24.000 Trump is the savior of the states.

00:20:27.000 Without Trump, the States is finished.

00:20:30.000 Yeah, I want to back up.

00:20:31.000 But I don't know if it's possible to recover after Biden.

00:20:35.000 So you think Biden is ruining America?

00:20:37.000 Oh, absolutely.

00:20:39.000 You know, there's what, there's 330 million people in the U.S. We've got something like 37 million people in Canada.

00:20:48.000 And the best we can do is Biden and Trudeau.

00:20:53.000 That's shocking.

00:20:54.000 Oh, that's, you know, you could take a kid out of McDonald's, and he'd do a better job.

00:21:01.000 Yeah, we make t-shirts of his sayings.

00:21:03.000 You can see one on the second shelf right there.

00:21:05.000 Ryan, can you switch us?

00:21:06.000 Because I'm looking this way, and my dad's on the other side of me.

00:21:14.000 Yeah, I never thought that there could be someone worse and stupider than Justin Trudeau.

00:21:19.000 Justin Trudeau seems like a genius now compared to Joe Biden.

00:21:23.000 Well, at least they can string a sentence together.

00:21:27.000 Yeah.

00:21:28.000 I think the worst thing Biden is doing is printing money like it's going out of style.

00:21:32.000 We're going to have a massive inflation bomb.

00:21:35.000 Well, it's the old politician trick.

00:21:39.000 You buy people's votes with their money.

00:21:42.000 Yeah.

00:21:42.000 Yeah, $1,400 each we get, and then we get stuck with a $2 trillion tax hike.

00:21:49.000 That's nonsense.

00:21:50.000 But the thing that pisses me off about Biden, and my focus with politics, is culture.

00:21:56.000 And this woke culture had been pushed back by Trump.

00:22:00.000 No, I'm not saying anchor.

00:22:01.000 I'm not going to say undocumented workers' children.

00:22:03.000 I'm saying anchor baby.

00:22:05.000 And Biden said, no, let's bring it all back.

00:22:07.000 And that chips away at everything.

00:22:10.000 Like, it sounds like a small deal to say, I'm going to let a tranny play women's sports.

00:22:14.000 But now you've completely decimated women's sports.

00:22:16.000 Oh, you've got all these high school girls, you know, that they're not going to get into college because they can't get scholarships.

00:22:23.000 Right.

00:22:24.000 So you've killed their future.

00:22:26.000 You know, I have no problem with trans people, but then they should have their own sport.

00:22:32.000 That's why you have women's sports and men's sports.

00:22:34.000 They do have their own sport.

00:22:35.000 It's called being annoying.

00:22:38.000 Gold medal champion.

00:22:39.000 Yeah, they're all gold medal.

00:22:43.000 Here's the shirts, by the way.

00:22:46.000 There we go.

00:22:47.000 I forgot this one.

00:22:48.000 I pledge allegiance to the United States of America, one nation indivisible, under God, for real.

00:22:55.000 For real.

00:22:56.000 For real.

00:22:57.000 We hold these truths to be self-evident men and women created by, you know, you know, the thing.

00:23:03.000 Are there more unforgettable phrases to?

00:23:05.000 Well, we have the new one.

00:23:07.000 Before we should make a shirt of where he goes, we're going to get a lot done.

00:23:11.000 Remember that one?

00:23:12.000 Yeah.

00:23:14.000 So that's not available yet, though.

00:23:15.000 No, but that's going to be one.

00:23:17.000 All right, let's jump into COVID if we're talking about Ron DeSantis.

00:23:22.000 We got a COVID intro.

00:23:23.000 COVID intro coming up, folks.

00:23:25.000 It's going to be great.

00:23:27.000 Get ready, get psyched.

00:23:31.000 COVID, she shanxing link ping.

00:23:34.000 I picked one that insulted myself, and I didn't.

00:23:37.000 There's like five of them.

00:23:38.000 That's why young black teenagers are attacking old Asian ladies, by the way, because young black teenagers have their nose, they have their ear to the ground.

00:23:47.000 They're obsessed with what Trump says.

00:23:49.000 And when Trump blamed Wuhan virus on China, black teens in New York City said, well, that's not right.

00:23:57.000 I'm going to start attacking them for revenge.

00:24:00.000 Even if that was remotely true, when you see Chinese people in America, you're seeing people who escaped that disgusting shithole called China.

00:24:10.000 They should be high-fived.

00:24:12.000 China sucks.

00:24:15.000 What was this?

00:24:16.000 Oh, yeah, this part I didn't really understand.

00:24:18.000 1-5.

00:24:20.000 Because this guy's being funny with a bullhorn, but he gets attacked by someone with no mask.

00:24:26.000 As Roberto Durand would say, no mask.

00:24:30.000 Do what the news tells you.

00:24:31.000 Do what the government tells you.

00:24:32.000 You're all doing a great job.

00:24:34.000 Congratulations.

00:24:35.000 We love you.

00:24:36.000 Congratulations for following the narrative and trusting the news and not questioning anything.

00:24:42.000 You're all doing a great job complying with the narrative.

00:24:46.000 There is definitely not a psychological operation happening when you're convinced of a reality that's based on fear that has nothing to do with what's actually happening.

00:25:07.000 You're insane, bro.

00:25:10.000 It's better.

00:25:12.000 You're insane.

00:25:14.000 So he's not wearing a mask, dude.

00:25:16.000 Does he not get the sarcasm?

00:25:22.000 But you've been psychologically...

00:25:24.000 You're literally been psychopaths.

00:25:30.000 I got a replay on that.

00:25:31.000 I've been queuing up this on the second video.

00:25:33.000 Because you can't rewind these Instagrammers.

00:25:39.000 He didn't even have a mask around his neck.

00:25:41.000 Or maybe that's one of those neck things.

00:25:42.000 No, that's a sweatshirt.

00:25:44.000 That's an Asian man, right?

00:25:45.000 Asian American?

00:25:47.000 I think this moron didn't get his sarcasm and was like, I'm sick of these mask Nazis.

00:25:53.000 Oh, I see.

00:25:56.000 Although he has a bike, bike guys tend to be pretty green.

00:25:59.000 Yeah.

00:26:00.000 We love you, people.

00:26:02.000 But you've been psychologically...

00:26:04.000 You've literally been psyoped.

00:26:06.000 Speaking of Asians, there was a slip-up.

00:26:11.000 They peeled the curtain back on CNN, and this woman said, Yeah, we can't give people full freedom or they won't have an incentive to get the vaccine.

00:26:21.000 We have to keep them in their homes, deny them freedom, so then they have an incentive to get the vaccine.

00:26:27.000 They need a carrot on a stick.

00:26:28.000 We need to control them.

00:26:31.000 That the vaccine is the ticket back to pre-pandemic life.

00:26:34.000 And the window to do that is really narrowing.

00:26:36.000 I mean, you were mentioning, Chris, about how all these states are reopening.

00:26:40.000 They're reopening at 100%.

00:26:42.000 And we have a very narrow window to tie reopening policy to vaccination status.

00:26:47.000 Because otherwise, if everything is reopened, then what's the carrot going to be?

00:26:51.000 How are we going to incentivize people to actually get the vaccine?

00:26:54.000 So that's why I think the CDC and the Biden administration needs to come out a lot bolder and say, if you're vaccinated, you can do all these things.

00:27:02.000 Here are all these freedoms that you have.

00:27:04.000 Because otherwise, people are going to go out and enjoy these freedoms anyway.

00:27:08.000 Clear to them that the vaccine is.

00:27:09.000 They need a carrot on a stick.

00:27:11.000 Exactly.

00:27:12.000 They need to control us.

00:27:14.000 So you're going to have trouble getting back into Canada.

00:27:17.000 Yes.

00:27:18.000 What is the deal there now with Canada?

00:27:20.000 I believe the deal just now is, I think it may change by April the 22nd.

00:27:25.000 But the deal just now is that if you're driving, then you've got to have a test performed within 72 hours of getting to the border.

00:27:37.000 If you're flying, after you land, you need a test.

00:27:42.000 If you're flying, you have to have a test before you get on the aircraft.

00:27:46.000 And then when you get to Canada, you then have to have another test.

00:27:51.000 And they put you up in a quarantine hotel until you get the test results.

00:27:56.000 Now, you have to book the hotel in advance, and it's a package deal for three days.

00:28:03.000 So you pay for three nights.

00:28:05.000 And if you only stay one night, you still have to pay the full amount because they're selling it as a package deal.

00:28:12.000 I see.

00:28:12.000 And now there's situations where you're not allowed out of your room.

00:28:17.000 They provide the food.

00:28:19.000 Drop it outside your door.

00:28:23.000 But you can get out of your room.

00:28:25.000 Now, to make sure that you didn't get out of the room, in some cases they were taking the locks off the door so that that way the police were able to do that.

00:28:36.000 The COVID police could open the door at any time to make sure you were in.

00:28:42.000 And what happened was there was a woman raped because she couldn't lock the door.

00:28:47.000 Thanks for keeping us safe, Governor.

00:28:49.000 Oh, it's, you know, to me, it's very difficult to judge whether it's Biden is more moronic than Trudeau or the other way around.

00:29:01.000 I think they're both so far down there, it's pretty difficult to compare.

00:29:06.000 Yeah, well, one's a hot chick, like Trudeau is a bimbo, but Biden is a senile old, doddering old fool.

00:29:17.000 Easily manipulated.

00:29:18.000 Well, I think Trudeau's suffering from late adolescence.

00:29:22.000 Yeah.

00:29:23.000 He's getting real corny.

00:29:25.000 And Joe has got premature senility.

00:29:30.000 Yeah, it's funny when you look at old clips of Joe Biden, three Obama, you see someone speaking English, and you realize how far he's fallen.

00:29:39.000 All right, let's jump now to Antifa BLM, folks.

00:29:42.000 You're a fucking white male.

00:29:46.000 11,000 team.

00:29:54.000 Look at these fucking horrible, weak users.

00:29:59.000 Fuck yo, Dad.

00:30:01.000 I hope you're not offended by that final part.

00:30:04.000 I'm terribly offended.

00:30:08.000 I only have one clip for this.

00:30:09.000 I don't know why we did the whole setup, but I've always suspected that Antifa has no soul.

00:30:15.000 And they don't even bleed red blood.

00:30:18.000 They're putrid individuals, corrupted demons who bleed black.

00:30:22.000 And there's proof of this now.

00:30:24.000 This boob, and I know you're praying for him to fall.

00:30:27.000 Don't worry, your prayers are answered, decides to climb Chase.

00:30:31.000 I don't know what.

00:30:32.000 Do you want to take down Chase?

00:30:33.000 This was an anti-capitalism rally in Manhattan.

00:30:37.000 What do you want?

00:30:39.000 Would you like Manhattan to go communist?

00:30:42.000 All of America?

00:30:43.000 All of the West?

00:30:44.000 Tell me your parameters.

00:30:46.000 Who supplies the oil?

00:30:48.000 Who's in charge of public education?

00:30:50.000 Is there elections?

00:30:51.000 Do you guys, remember, they had Occupy Wall Street and they raised a ton of money.

00:30:55.000 They raised about half a million bucks.

00:30:57.000 And they didn't know what to do with it.

00:31:00.000 So they sat down and they had a meeting, all the anarchists, and there was things like burn it was one option.

00:31:07.000 Another, my favorite suggestion, though, was we build a farm upstate and then it grows food for rallies.

00:31:15.000 What a fantastic idea.

00:31:17.000 So I guess they grow like wheat and cheese and dairy and they make lasagna and then they ship the lasagna down to the city and everyone can have a snack while they protest.

00:31:27.000 Why wouldn't they grow wheat hemp?

00:31:30.000 That's actually an intelligent idea.

00:31:32.000 That's not what these people were doing.

00:31:35.000 Who is going to be cleaning your toilet, Donald Trump?

00:31:39.000 So this guy hates capitalism, probably because he failed at it.

00:31:44.000 And he's going to punish Chase.

00:31:48.000 I got beef with Chase, too.

00:31:49.000 Me too.

00:31:51.000 Their overdraft charges and all the things.

00:31:53.000 Yeah.

00:31:55.000 But it's not capitalism, per se.

00:31:59.000 All cops are bastards.

00:32:00.000 Is that what this...

00:32:02.000 Oh, we should just share.

00:32:05.000 Yeah, if Johnny has 10 building blocks and Timmy has one, then Timmy should get some from Johnny.

00:32:12.000 What are you doing?

00:32:15.000 Well, maybe Johnny stole the building blocks from Timmy.

00:32:19.000 Yeah.

00:32:19.000 Yeah, they don't tell you how they got the building blocks.

00:32:24.000 There we go.

00:32:25.000 And then I guess you're going to get on that ledge and then what?

00:32:28.000 Climb in the window and then what?

00:32:30.000 Hack into the mainframe.

00:32:33.000 So then he comes up with this idea.

00:32:35.000 Oh dear.

00:32:36.000 Oh no.

00:32:37.000 Is it a broken arm?

00:32:39.000 Well, he complains about his hip.

00:32:42.000 But look at his blood.

00:32:44.000 Oh, oh.

00:32:46.000 Oh, oh, my.

00:32:48.000 It's black.

00:32:49.000 That is black blood, yeah.

00:32:51.000 Do you see?

00:32:52.000 They're soulless.

00:32:54.000 Yeah.

00:32:55.000 That is a lot of blood, too.

00:32:57.000 They're not human.

00:32:58.000 They're possessed demons.

00:33:04.000 Oh, what a shame.

00:33:07.000 Sometimes God is bored and he just puts his finger down and goes, bloop.

00:33:14.000 So he's complaining.

00:33:15.000 He's saying, my hip hurts.

00:33:26.000 I like that other screening guy trying to find logic.

00:33:30.000 You fell from where?

00:33:31.000 What were you doing?

00:33:35.000 I was fighting capitalism, you moron.

00:33:39.000 I guess he was with the black pain.

00:33:41.000 He was going to get in there and write like, fuck banking on the glass.

00:33:48.000 Well, of course in de Blasio's New York, he will get away with it.

00:33:54.000 Let's jump into racism.

00:33:55.000 We've got a lot to cover on that, as usual.

00:33:59.000 Let's talk about racism that was racist, guys.

00:34:06.000 You know, this Canadian journalist was interviewing me for some article that'll probably never come out.

00:34:10.000 It'll either be a hit piece or if it's fair, it'll get canned.

00:34:13.000 And he said to me, why are you racity race?

00:34:16.000 What's with all the talking about race all the time?

00:34:18.000 I'm like, you can't avoid it.

00:34:20.000 I mean, it's, I don't want to talk about it, but it'll be on page two.

00:34:27.000 It came up with Godzilla versus King Kong.

00:34:30.000 No.

00:34:31.000 Yes.

00:34:33.000 They've got this.

00:34:34.000 Black crime is on the rise.

00:34:36.000 And remember I said too, I said, don't get lost in the anti-Asian violence.

00:34:40.000 This is just crime is up.

00:34:42.000 And blacks are disproportionately represented in crime.

00:34:45.000 So you're going to see more Asians getting attacked because they're disproportionately represented as victims.

00:34:50.000 So that's what's going on.

00:34:51.000 Like this gang spree, they grab some kid, beat him up in the lobby of his building and take his hat.

00:34:57.000 He's not Asian.

00:34:58.000 They just stole a scooter from inside a building and then went ripping around on it.

00:35:05.000 Oh, and then they just robbed a guy at gunpoint.

00:35:10.000 But like, here's racism right here.

00:35:12.000 So Georgia wants to have ID, voter ID, which is racist.

00:35:19.000 Well, of course, you know, black people can't buy, they can't get driver's license, they can't buy a home because they just can't get ID.

00:35:28.000 No ID.

00:35:29.000 It's really tough.

00:35:30.000 It's way too complicated to get ID.

00:35:33.000 Who the fuck doesn't have ID?

00:35:36.000 I guess you don't have a driver's license.

00:35:38.000 But you need ID for everything.

00:35:40.000 Well, there's a lot of people coming over the border that doesn't, they don't have ID.

00:35:44.000 Yeah, it's so glaringly obvious that you know that most of your voters are fake and they're illegals that you've shipped in there or black people from the hood that you've shipped in there.

00:35:54.000 Not people who want to vote for the president, people who have been paid.

00:36:01.000 So they are not having the all-star game in Georgia because of this.

00:36:05.000 Biden is, again, with the culture wars, he's pushing all kinds of other punishments on Georgia because they're so racist.

00:36:12.000 Isn't it racist to say that blacks need their hands held to go vote?

00:36:17.000 And you shouldn't require them to have ID?

00:36:20.000 The MLB requires you to show your ID when you pick up your tickets.

00:36:25.000 Yes.

00:36:26.000 But you have to be able to vote with no.

00:36:28.000 Well, I mean, I'm surprised black people can actually fly.

00:36:35.000 The superheroes can.

00:36:37.000 So in the first race story.

00:36:39.000 So yeah, I don't want to talk about race.

00:36:42.000 I just can't avoid it.

00:36:44.000 And now we find out that Ahmed Arbery, he would say he was jogging all the time when he was casing joints.

00:36:50.000 That was his go-to lie.

00:36:53.000 And then people go, like Twitter is lost.

00:36:56.000 It's off the deep end, totally liberal.

00:36:58.000 And so they all go, well, do you deserve to die then just because you lied about jogging?

00:37:03.000 It's like, no, obviously not.

00:37:05.000 That's why the law doesn't say lying joggers must be executed.

00:37:11.000 It's not a capital offense.

00:37:14.000 So all this confirms is that their suspicions were right.

00:37:18.000 They were right to be suspicious, which is why they were originally acquitted.

00:37:23.000 Now he grabbed the gun and he got shot.

00:37:27.000 I don't know why this is such a complicated thing.

00:37:30.000 People just can't seem to grasp this.

00:37:31.000 They say it with Trayvon.

00:37:32.000 They say it with all these other blacks who get killed.

00:37:34.000 Oh, you deserve to die because you lose a fight?

00:37:36.000 No, but if I'm walking around Manhattan and I slap every person I see, I'm going to get killed.

00:37:42.000 And I don't deserve to die for slapping someone in the face, but you keep playing Russian roulette and eventually you blow your head off.

00:37:51.000 But it's amazing going on Twitter and seeing how few conservatives are there to correct people because they just go off with these tangents.

00:37:57.000 Like Hunter Biden is an angel on Twitter.

00:38:02.000 Donald Trump Jr. is a cokehead, corrupt.

00:38:05.000 Donald Trump is a Nazi.

00:38:08.000 Matt Goetz is a rapist.

00:38:10.000 Don't take these out of context.

00:38:11.000 Ron DeSantis murdered people.

00:38:14.000 Cuomo did not murder anyone.

00:38:18.000 That's just a, that's a, that's a text, that's a syntax mistake.

00:38:22.000 That was like a bureaucratic error.

00:38:25.000 That's all.

00:38:27.000 And then the fondling the girls, well, we're going to investigate that and we'll see it's true, if it's true or not.

00:38:34.000 So Matt Goetz has one story of a 17-year-old, and we're investigating it.

00:38:40.000 And I don't know what Cuomo's up to now.

00:38:42.000 I think he's up to like 15.

00:38:44.000 But the left just ignores it, which is why I keep saying we have an American divorce.

00:38:49.000 It's over.

00:38:49.000 We're done.

00:38:52.000 I want to see this Eddie Wang movie.

00:38:54.000 I went to see Nobody.

00:38:55.000 It didn't work.

00:38:56.000 Well, I tried to watch it on the legal box, and it didn't work.

00:39:00.000 But you saw Nobody?

00:39:02.000 Yeah.

00:39:02.000 Pretty Great movie.

00:39:03.000 Pretty great.

00:39:04.000 He trained for two and a half years for those fight scenes.

00:39:07.000 You heard the Stern interview?

00:39:08.000 Yeah.

00:39:08.000 I heard him on Stern.

00:39:09.000 Yeah, and he was very convincing as a badass.

00:39:12.000 Let's see it again.

00:39:13.000 Oh, the trailer?

00:39:14.000 Yeah.

00:39:14.000 Sure, sure.

00:39:15.000 Now, in the movie, does he learn to be a badass after his family's invaded?

00:39:21.000 There's spoilers right in that question.

00:39:25.000 Well, spoil away.

00:39:28.000 What is happening?

00:39:29.000 Okay.

00:39:30.000 He was a Green Beret.

00:39:32.000 Yeah.

00:39:32.000 Okay.

00:39:33.000 Yeah, something like that.

00:39:33.000 That's not my favorite.

00:39:34.000 My favorites are when it's guys like me or my dad who have to learn and they're sloppy about it.

00:39:40.000 Like that Russell Crowe movie where he gets freed from prison that I keep talking about.

00:39:45.000 Yeah.

00:39:45.000 And he gets beat up a bunch of times trying to meet criminals.

00:39:48.000 Well, he does get...

00:39:49.000 Yeah, he's rusty.

00:39:51.000 But it's still very believable.

00:39:52.000 And it's some of the coolest action scene, like, creative kills.

00:39:56.000 It's John Wick.

00:39:57.000 Oh, really?

00:39:58.000 Yeah.

00:39:59.000 Yeah, this was Bobwood Kirk's concept, but John Wick and all the pros laid it all out.

00:40:05.000 And it's also like a manly version of Force Majeure.

00:40:09.000 Where the guy gets to actually be the good guy.

00:40:12.000 Did you even take a swing?

00:40:14.000 No.

00:40:15.000 Could have taken her, Dad.

00:40:18.000 Heard you had some excitement last night.

00:40:21.000 I wish they'd have picked my place, you know?

00:40:25.000 Why didn't you take him out?

00:40:28.000 I was just trying to keep the damage to him.

00:40:32.000 How's that working out for you?

00:40:39.000 I hate that scene.

00:40:40.000 Yeah, that hurts.

00:40:40.000 There's a long torment piece of me.

00:40:42.000 Seven months to heal.

00:40:44.000 That's a very bad thing.

00:40:45.000 Okay, I have a pet peeve.

00:40:48.000 Were that they're Russians?

00:40:50.000 Yeah.

00:40:53.000 You know those Russians.

00:40:54.000 I'm so sick of these Russian criminals.

00:40:57.000 Did you see what they were doing in the Upper West Side?

00:41:01.000 Look at these Russians.

00:41:03.000 Some of these guys are from Paris, actually.

00:41:05.000 It was two Parisians and a Russian and a Polish guy.

00:41:08.000 Quebec or French?

00:41:09.000 French Canadians.

00:41:12.000 Man, 73, randomly socked in Midtown by Russian.

00:41:18.000 Here's my pet peeve, and I wish Howard Stern had any kind of balls.

00:41:21.000 Bob Odenkirk was inspired to do this movie because he had three home invasions.

00:41:25.000 Right.

00:41:26.000 And I think his kid did get hit.

00:41:29.000 I don't know.

00:41:30.000 He won't get into details, but the tone was like, I don't want to talk about it because it involved my family members and it's their story or something like that.

00:41:37.000 So what are the odds that the home invaders were non-white?

00:41:42.000 Pretty high.

00:41:44.000 Pretty, pretty, pretty high.

00:41:46.000 I grabbed my baseball bat.

00:41:49.000 That's the closest Odinkirk I could do, and it sucked.

00:41:52.000 That was terrible.

00:41:53.000 I'm going to say the odds are seven out of eight that it was visible minorities who broke into his house.

00:42:00.000 And then when he makes a revenge movie about it, he changes the race.

00:42:06.000 Are there any black bad guys in this movie?

00:42:09.000 No, there's a lot of black good guys, though.

00:42:11.000 Let me guess.

00:42:12.000 The surgeon who works on his cut is black.

00:42:16.000 It's the doctor from The Simpsons.

00:42:18.000 That plus...

00:42:19.000 Yeah.

00:42:20.000 But it wasn't the Amish?

00:42:24.000 Probably Hasidic Jews.

00:42:26.000 We're coming in to get your shekels.

00:42:28.000 We're going to break down the door and hit your children.

00:42:30.000 I would chase you, but you're driving so fast.

00:42:34.000 No, you know what's crazy though?

00:42:35.000 I got one of them Jews.

00:42:38.000 They include, you know, they have diversity in this movie, and it's not annoying.

00:42:44.000 I don't know how they did that, but they don't make them like this flawless, sage-like character.

00:42:50.000 Look, you know what?

00:42:52.000 I understand.

00:42:53.000 I'm not saying he should have killed it, but I understand.

00:42:55.000 No, I understand that it would be a totally different movie if you did that, and it wouldn't be in theaters.

00:43:00.000 I'm not even that mad at Bob.

00:43:02.000 I'm mad at America that we can't stomach the statistical truth.

00:43:07.000 Imagine he was like, well, they were black guys.

00:43:09.000 I mean, we could show them, right?

00:43:11.000 And then he finds out the hard way that no.

00:43:13.000 You know, I don't know.

00:43:16.000 What you could do, though, is you could have some black guys.

00:43:19.000 You know what?

00:43:19.000 Like, you could have made the guys on the bus Russian assholes, and then you could have had some other bad guys.

00:43:24.000 Wait, there is.

00:43:25.000 Hispanic.

00:43:26.000 There is.

00:43:27.000 He's a Russian black guy.

00:43:29.000 I'm not kidding.

00:43:32.000 You see him right there?

00:43:34.000 He's in the league.

00:43:35.000 I am from Moscow.

00:43:36.000 Yeah.

00:43:36.000 I was basketball legend in Moscow.

00:43:40.000 You know, there was Russian blacks.

00:43:42.000 Are there even any?

00:43:43.000 He, for real, is a black Russian.

00:43:44.000 That's his character.

00:43:45.000 That's retarded?

00:43:48.000 I think there's seven blacks in Scotland.

00:43:52.000 Well, all the time, all through school, all through university, there was never one black person in my class.

00:44:02.000 That's because you went to KKK University.

00:44:04.000 Well, the first time I ever encountered racism, it was my first job.

00:44:08.000 I was working for a computer company, and there was two Indian engineers.

00:44:16.000 And one was a Brahmin, and he was very, very proud of it.

00:44:20.000 What's a Brahmin?

00:44:20.000 A Brahmin is a member of a caste.

00:44:24.000 And that's a very high caste.

00:44:25.000 He's a high caste.

00:44:25.000 Oh, okay.

00:44:26.000 So he was a Brahmin and very proud of it.

00:44:28.000 And he always tried to get, always asked me, what was this other guy, the other Indian, what was his caste?

00:44:36.000 So I told the other guy, who was quite a good friend of mine, what this Brahmin was doing.

00:44:43.000 So he gave me the name of an untouchable.

00:44:46.000 But it was the Hindi word for untouchable.

00:44:49.000 So when I told this Brahmin that his colleague was actually an untouchable, he was absolutely shocked.

00:44:59.000 He always started to think I could have been working together with an untouchable.

00:45:04.000 With a Dalit.

00:45:06.000 Or a Mahara Ani Chamar.

00:45:08.000 Mahara Anichamar.

00:45:10.000 Does that ring a bell?

00:45:12.000 Well, not really.

00:45:13.000 I mean, I just went in one ear and out the other.

00:45:16.000 All I had to do was remember it for a day.

00:45:19.000 I wonder if he was lying, though, when he said he was an untouchable just to fuck with the guy.

00:45:22.000 Oh, yes, he was.

00:45:23.000 He knew that.

00:45:24.000 He understood that.

00:45:26.000 So even the Indian Scottish are funny.

00:45:29.000 Well, yes.

00:45:31.000 But what happened was I went to your mother and I were invited to this guy.

00:45:39.000 He just had a new baby.

00:45:41.000 And it was a party to celebrate it.

00:45:44.000 But the champ's name was Om.

00:45:47.000 And uh so they were talking about what they should call the baby.

00:45:52.000 And your mom's suggestion was, well, call him omelette.

00:45:57.000 That sounds really racist.

00:45:59.000 That is racist, yes.

00:46:02.000 I remember when we were kid, when I was a kid in Canada, when we first moved there, my best friend was a black girl and I remember having black people at your parties, seeing them loitering around.

00:46:14.000 Oh yeah, so but they were friends.

00:46:16.000 They were colleagues.

00:46:18.000 Right, but I'm just, I guess I'm getting at.

00:46:21.000 I think America's become, or America and Canada, has become more obsessed with race.

00:46:26.000 Yes.

00:46:26.000 It wasn't a thing.

00:46:27.000 No one talked about it.

00:46:28.000 It was never an issue.

00:46:29.000 Never an issue.

00:46:30.000 In fact, blacks were so rare that they were, you know, almost cherished.

00:46:38.000 I've got a black friend, you know.

00:46:41.000 Wow.

00:46:42.000 Yeah, Tucker was talking about that.

00:46:44.000 He said that when he, and he got in shit for this, because when I was young, you were your name.

00:46:49.000 You were Jimmy or Gavin.

00:46:50.000 And race didn't come up, not even religion.

00:46:53.000 And I remember that, too.

00:46:54.000 When you found out someone was Jewish, it wasn't their identity.

00:46:57.000 It was just like, oh, I'm going to church on Saturday.

00:46:59.000 My parents are dragging me to temple.

00:47:01.000 And you go, oh, you guys don't do it.

00:47:03.000 You do it on Saturdays instead of Sundays.

00:47:04.000 Oh, that's the only time it would come up.

00:47:07.000 Yeah, then you learn stuff.

00:47:08.000 And you're like, oh, that's weird.

00:47:08.000 Oh, what's with your weird candle?

00:47:10.000 I don't know.

00:47:10.000 It's like a celebration of light.

00:47:12.000 Oh, okay.

00:47:13.000 Yeah.

00:47:15.000 All right.

00:47:16.000 Let's check out this Eddie Wang movie, speaking of movies.

00:47:20.000 So Eddie Wang has a movie about how hard it is to be Asian and be a basketball legend.

00:47:26.000 But wouldn't you just, don't people in sports just care if you're good?

00:47:31.000 Right.

00:47:33.000 Like, why would it be a punk?

00:47:34.000 Well, that's why there's no black baseball players.

00:47:37.000 Because of racism.

00:47:38.000 Yes.

00:47:39.000 Yeah.

00:47:40.000 That's what really pissed me off about when all this crept into baseball because it's one of the least racist places there are.

00:47:48.000 You're standing there, all these different races are next to you in the stadium cheering on these different races.

00:47:54.000 And whites are a minority on the field these days, even American English-speaking ones.

00:47:59.000 And we're all cheering for them.

00:48:01.000 And they made that into a thing now with the knee and Black Lives Matter and then the Boston Red Sox Stadium and oy Vay.

00:48:08.000 Yeah, but the bases are white.

00:48:10.000 Okay.

00:48:10.000 That's true.

00:48:11.000 The ball is white.

00:48:12.000 Dude, you can't joke like that anymore.

00:48:15.000 Remember chess?

00:48:16.000 They were saying that the white piece moving first was racist.

00:48:20.000 And then when Ivanka Trump got a white dog, they said that was racist.

00:48:24.000 Well, I don't know if this is a true story or not, but seemingly in London, England, you can order a black coffee.

00:48:32.000 You have to.

00:48:33.000 A coffee without milk.

00:48:35.000 No.

00:48:35.000 Shut up.

00:48:37.000 I believe you.

00:48:38.000 I believe you.

00:48:39.000 That's why it's actually starting to ring a bell now.

00:48:42.000 Well, we used to play a game where you put in a word that pops into your head with racist, and there was always an article.

00:48:48.000 Hat, chocolate, microphone.

00:48:50.000 Chocolate's easy.

00:48:51.000 Microphone's easy.

00:48:52.000 Watch.

00:48:53.000 Ring is easy.

00:48:53.000 Watch is easy.

00:48:54.000 Tie.

00:48:55.000 Those are all easy.

00:48:56.000 I could think of.

00:48:57.000 The only thing we could find that didn't have a racist story behind it was an egglet.

00:49:02.000 The thing you put your shoestring in.

00:49:04.000 This plastic part of a shoelace.

00:49:05.000 Oh, yeah.

00:49:06.000 That was called the eyelet.

00:49:08.000 Shoelaces, there was tons.

00:49:10.000 But the actual, that particular part?

00:49:12.000 Well, it's probably because most people don't know what that's called.

00:49:16.000 As soon as they do, they will find a way to make it racist.

00:49:19.000 I just saw the other day swimming is racist.

00:49:21.000 Of course.

00:49:21.000 Some British guy said, I was only one of two blacks in the pool at any given time.

00:49:27.000 That must have been terrible.

00:49:28.000 Posting your own L's.

00:49:29.000 That's my fault.

00:49:31.000 Well, let's see this trailer.

00:49:35.000 We never expected to have freedom or independence or equality in this country.

00:49:39.000 Stop, God.

00:49:41.000 What are you talking about?

00:49:42.000 Asians are...

00:49:44.000 Whites are the seventh most successful ethnic group in America.

00:49:48.000 Asians are number one.

00:49:50.000 Their average salary is something like twice the average American salary.

00:49:53.000 I think it's $100,000.

00:49:55.000 American salary average is $50,000.

00:49:58.000 So you didn't expect freedom or independence?

00:50:01.000 The guy they just showed is illegal.

00:50:03.000 He's totally business.

00:50:05.000 He owns his own restaurant.

00:50:08.000 Maybe, like, you could have an argument if it was like the, what do they call them, snakeheads, who brought you here in a shipping container and you owed your soul to the company store.

00:50:17.000 That's not my problem.

00:50:19.000 You guys signed up for that shit.

00:50:23.000 I don't think he meant that.

00:50:24.000 Well, Asians are.

00:50:25.000 They are.

00:50:26.000 There's a lot of racism associated with it.

00:50:28.000 For instance, Harvard downgrades them in order to limit the number of Asians at Harvard.

00:50:34.000 Yeah, that's what pisses me off.

00:50:35.000 There is arguments for a wash of anti-Semitism, a problem with anti-Semitism.

00:50:41.000 If colleges see an Israeli speaker, it's not happening.

00:50:45.000 And Muslim anti-Semitism and black anti-Semitism.

00:50:48.000 So that's a thing.

00:50:49.000 They want it to be from whites so badly, though.

00:50:51.000 And if you're looking for racism towards Chinese, there's black kids beating them up on the street.

00:50:56.000 And it's also these fucking test scores.

00:50:57.000 And not just at colleges, but at fancy private schools.

00:51:00.000 And I think, what's it called?

00:51:02.000 Bronx Science, the best school in public school in New York.

00:51:06.000 It's ridiculous.

00:51:07.000 They had a class action suit for that.

00:51:10.000 I think it got thrown out.

00:51:13.000 I mean, Ryan couldn't get into Harvard.

00:51:15.000 Yeah, my scores were adequate.

00:51:19.000 And he's read almost every children's book there is.

00:51:22.000 He has Lilo and Stitch memorized, Toy Story.

00:51:24.000 How many times have you seen Toy Story?

00:51:26.000 Plenty of times.

00:51:27.000 Once for my finals and once for him.

00:51:28.000 He's fully memorized.

00:51:30.000 The guy's a genius.

00:51:32.000 Sid, Pop-Tart's ready.

00:51:33.000 All right.

00:51:34.000 He does all the voices.

00:51:36.000 Yeah.

00:51:36.000 What's Buzz Lightyear's motto?

00:51:38.000 To infinity and beyond.

00:51:41.000 So, you know.

00:51:42.000 Oh, my God.

00:51:43.000 Harvard doesn't want that?

00:51:45.000 No.

00:51:47.000 Embarrassing.

00:51:48.000 When I got the letter, you know, it was very shocking.

00:51:51.000 Shocked.

00:51:52.000 Well, I don't think you did because you once asked me how to mail a letter.

00:51:56.000 Yes, because they wouldn't let me do that either.

00:51:58.000 They said, are you Asian?

00:51:59.000 And I said, yes.

00:52:00.000 So I don't think your application arrived.

00:52:02.000 No.

00:52:03.000 What did you write on the front?

00:52:04.000 School?

00:52:05.000 Yes, dear school.

00:52:08.000 No, I wrote to whom it may concern.

00:52:10.000 He's smart.

00:52:11.000 It was written in Caveman.

00:52:14.000 Run through that wall.

00:52:16.000 What was it?

00:52:17.000 But it doesn't matter what the challenges are.

00:52:19.000 You run through that wall.

00:52:20.000 Through the great wall?

00:52:26.000 Whether you know it or not, right here, right now, you are a coming of age story.

00:52:34.000 Mr. Alfred.

00:52:35.000 What's funny about that?

00:52:36.000 I don't know.

00:52:37.000 Yo, he started up saying coming of age story.

00:52:40.000 You are a coming of age story.

00:52:43.000 Smash to subscribe.

00:52:45.000 Mr. Alfred, welcome to AP English.

00:52:48.000 I prefer my stripper name, Boogie.

00:52:53.000 That actually gave me douche chills in the back of my head here.

00:52:56.000 So gay and so stupid and so lame.

00:52:59.000 No one believes in an Asian basketball thing.

00:53:03.000 They do if he's good.

00:53:04.000 No one cares.

00:53:05.000 Right.

00:53:06.000 Yeah, no, nobody's like, they see me.

00:53:08.000 He's five feet tall.

00:53:09.000 If he goes out there and scores a bunch of baskets, you're in, dude.

00:53:13.000 Mugsy Bose was super short and people loved him.

00:53:15.000 This pisses me off because it's true of corporations.

00:53:18.000 No one wants a black accountant.

00:53:19.000 Yeah, they do.

00:53:20.000 If he's good and he's saving the company money, yeah, they want any corner that can be cut, any advantage they want.

00:53:26.000 It's the exact same with sports teams.

00:53:28.000 You got a talented guy?

00:53:29.000 Bring him.

00:53:30.000 No, thank you.

00:53:31.000 My prejudices, my personal bigotry is more important to me than winning.

00:53:35.000 No one's like that.

00:53:39.000 It's a joke in this country.

00:53:42.000 Cook, clean, count real good.

00:53:45.000 Is there a Korean basketball player?

00:53:47.000 He was close to seven feet tall.

00:53:49.000 There's Jeremy Lin, a Yao Ming.

00:53:52.000 There's a couple.

00:53:53.000 You know, Yao Ming was made in a lab?

00:53:56.000 The Chinese took their tallest and best basketball player, male, mated him with the tallest and best female basketball player to make him.

00:54:06.000 They were just like having sex, like, like this?

00:54:09.000 Is this it?

00:54:10.000 Okay.

00:54:11.000 Now you come in.

00:54:12.000 Deep, go deep.

00:54:14.000 Good.

00:54:14.000 Maybe they were holding onto his butt cheeks.

00:54:16.000 Go deep, deep.

00:54:18.000 But you're right.

00:54:21.000 Okay, but this is really irritating.

00:54:23.000 I don't like Eddie whang.

00:54:26.000 It was so hard for me.

00:54:29.000 Being an Asian in New York?

00:54:31.000 7'6 giant was especially bred to belittle the West.

00:54:35.000 New York, by the way, is a third white, a third Hispanic, and a third black.

00:54:39.000 There's no like, oh, what do we have here?

00:54:42.000 And it's probably half fag.

00:54:44.000 But New York City is not a place where someone, anyone, walks.

00:54:48.000 You can have a dude with a beard and tits walk into a bar.

00:54:52.000 Dad could have huge tits and high-heeled shoes.

00:54:54.000 I swear to God.

00:54:55.000 There was a guy like this at our bar lit in Manhattan.

00:54:58.000 He was just a regular dude, kind of a rocker.

00:55:00.000 He wore a sweatshirt, had long hair, fucking leather pants, jeans.

00:55:04.000 He liked motorhead, and he had triple D tits.

00:55:09.000 No lipstick, just a rocker with huge tits, like a tomboy, I guess.

00:55:15.000 Penis, giant tits.

00:55:17.000 No one cared.

00:55:18.000 No one was shocked.

00:55:20.000 So this idea that Asians who are probably fucking 20%.

00:55:25.000 Well, if we're all a third, there must be, I don't know what their percentage is.

00:55:29.000 We'll all have to go down a few percents to give them a percent.

00:55:33.000 But unlike Jill Biden, who just keeps going up with the percents, oh, New York City is a third black, a third Hispanic, third white, and a third Asian.

00:55:46.000 We pick last.

00:55:48.000 But if you stick to our plans and we beat Monk, we'll get our shot at the FBA.

00:55:52.000 Look!

00:55:54.000 Have mercy on me!

00:55:56.000 Yo, who is that?

00:55:58.000 Oh, that's Eleanor.

00:55:59.000 He could get it if he stopped staring.

00:56:04.000 He can get it if you stop staring.

00:56:06.000 This is really disappointing.

00:56:08.000 This is like childhood.

00:56:09.000 No one thought there could be an Asian basketball player until I played really well, and then I was part of the team.

00:56:15.000 It's a coming-of-age story.

00:56:17.000 And believe it or not, he can get a black chick.

00:56:20.000 Black chicks love Asians.

00:56:21.000 They're like, yo, he fine.

00:56:23.000 Ones that aren't like goofy looking.

00:56:26.000 It's not hard.

00:56:27.000 Everything I'm seeing here is...

00:56:28.000 As a self-hating Chinaman, I was skeptical about Boo.

00:56:35.000 Come on, back in the lock.

00:56:36.000 All right, all right.

00:56:39.000 Finally, some realism.

00:56:42.000 I'm sorry, Coach Hawkins.

00:56:43.000 I'm principal codec.

00:56:44.000 It's not necessary.

00:56:45.000 This is our culture.

00:56:46.000 Don't forget to parents who value respect and discipline, and without them, we are nothing.

00:56:53.000 Ooh, that's a dig.

00:56:55.000 You don't want to know what's going on in my house.

00:56:57.000 My mom, she's responsible, but she doesn't believe in me.

00:57:00.000 And my dad, what the hell's a dad?

00:57:06.000 My dad is irresponsible, but believe in him.

00:57:11.000 He believes in you?

00:57:12.000 My dad believe in me.

00:57:14.000 Get it?

00:57:15.000 He believes in me.

00:57:16.000 You finally got something in common.

00:57:20.000 I've got to represent.

00:57:21.000 My dad believes me.

00:57:22.000 Dad believe in me.

00:57:23.000 That's how you can say.

00:57:24.000 Yeah, that's a good idea.

00:57:25.000 A little tweak.

00:57:26.000 I know how you feel, but you have a chance.

00:57:28.000 That's Eddie Wong, right?

00:57:30.000 Yeah, he puts himself in the movie, of course.

00:57:38.000 I knew a girl, a friend of mine knows a girl that was dating Eddie Wong for a while, and she goes, I mean, it's cool.

00:57:44.000 We go to all these hip parties and meet celebrities and stuff, and he's got tons of money.

00:57:49.000 But then part of me is like, I'm dating Eddie Wang.

00:57:52.000 It's quiet.

00:57:53.000 Yeah, no, it's quiet for him.

00:57:55.000 All right.

00:57:56.000 So both nobody and that could do with some realism.

00:57:59.000 There is anti-Asian violence coming from blacks, and it's not because we don't think or anyone doesn't think they can play basketball.

00:58:05.000 That's retarded.

00:58:07.000 So it looks like that show comes near the realism, but doesn't quite hit the mark.

00:58:14.000 But I've been obsessed with this Taneshi quotes quote, where he said, white people walk around like they own the place.

00:58:20.000 It's just so far from true.

00:58:22.000 White people walk around constantly apologizing.

00:58:25.000 I'm so sorry.

00:58:26.000 In fact, they literally do that.

00:58:28.000 If you touch someone in the sub or anything, they just blurt out, sorry, oh, sorry, sorry, sorry, immediately.

00:58:34.000 Whereas black women they seem to be walking around like they own the place.

00:58:40.000 But let's see.

00:58:41.000 So I want to remind you of this.

00:58:42.000 Remember the irritating laugh he does?

00:58:46.000 Difficulty extending things that are basic.

00:58:50.000 Okay, just stop.

00:58:51.000 This is so ironic.

00:58:52.000 I know we've already covered this, but he's saying white people have trouble extending basic courtesies to other people.

00:58:58.000 As he's saying that, a room of white people are clapping and saying, you're right, you're right.

00:59:05.000 We're not courteous enough.

00:59:06.000 So they're being courteous to him as he says, these people are rude assholes.

00:59:12.000 You're so right.

00:59:14.000 It's my culture.

00:59:17.000 Of how human beings interact to black people.

00:59:20.000 And I think I know why.

00:59:25.000 You know, when you're white in this country.

00:59:27.000 Wait a minute.

00:59:28.000 Did they just clap at his laugh?

00:59:29.000 No, no, no.

00:59:29.000 I played.

00:59:30.000 Oh, Jesus.

00:59:31.000 That would not surprise me in the least.

00:59:34.000 I'm sure a third of the men in that room have erections right now.

00:59:39.000 They're taught that everything belongs to you.

00:59:42.000 You think you had a right to everything.

00:59:44.000 You didn't dude.

00:59:45.000 Ooh.

00:59:46.000 Okay.

00:59:47.000 So, white people walk around like everything belongs to them.

00:59:50.000 I would beg to differ, sir.

00:59:53.000 And if you go to 2.1, this story, the left was all on her side, and they go, MAGA can storm the Capitol.

01:00:00.000 We can't even question our senators.

01:00:02.000 And this Georgia Democrat wants to be led into the demands to be part of some meeting that she's not supposed to be part of.

01:00:13.000 Why does she have to step back?

01:00:18.000 Like, I don't know the details.

01:00:19.000 The governor is signing a bill that affects all Georgians.

01:00:21.000 Why is he doing it?

01:00:22.000 It affects all Georgians.

01:00:23.000 So I want to get in there.

01:00:24.000 I deserve to be in there.

01:00:26.000 No, ma'am, it's illegal.

01:00:27.000 It's a private meeting.

01:00:29.000 Well, no, it's not.

01:00:31.000 I own it.

01:00:32.000 I own the place.

01:00:33.000 Let me in.

01:00:36.000 So she keeps pushing.

01:00:37.000 She keeps trying to get in and gets arrested.

01:00:43.000 Like, is this racism?

01:00:44.000 No, you are not.

01:00:45.000 Rebel.

01:00:46.000 She's not under arrest.

01:00:48.000 What for what?

01:00:50.000 Kumia was saying this the other day.

01:00:52.000 If you are in a police academy right now, leave.

01:00:56.000 Drop out.

01:00:58.000 If you have a year or two in, quit.

01:01:01.000 If you're 15 years in, you poor bastard, you got five more years of this bullshit, but it's become the worst job in America.

01:01:11.000 The most thankless.

01:01:13.000 Is there any other job that is as dangerous and thankless at the same time?

01:01:18.000 I mean, truckers, ice road truckers, people revere them.

01:01:21.000 They go, wow, thank you for bringing those fries to Alaska, those potatoes.

01:01:27.000 I hear morale is very important in things like, you know, the military and structured systems like that.

01:01:34.000 Well, there's been NYPD suicide a month so far this year.

01:01:38.000 And the guys I talk to, they say, not only do we not do anything and not get out of our car, I threaten to kick the shit out of rookies who do police work.

01:01:46.000 I say, if you get out of your car and start being a cowboy is the term, then I'm going to kick the living shit out of you.

01:01:52.000 Because the young guys, they want to chase bad guys.

01:01:57.000 Well, what we need is more social workers.

01:02:00.000 Yes.

01:02:02.000 They need just to talk to these kids, these Russians.

01:02:05.000 It's not a joke.

01:02:07.000 Okay, here's another woman walking around like she owns the place.

01:02:12.000 Is anyone noticing this pattern in society that is not what Taneshi Coates claims?

01:02:17.000 Taneshi Coates, by the way, who really cut his chops with a brilliant article, I believe in The Atlantic, discussing the importance of reparations and how we're ready for that.

01:02:30.000 And it was really popular, that article.

01:02:32.000 It went viral.

01:02:35.000 Just like the guy climbing chase, what's your end game here?

01:02:39.000 How much?

01:02:40.000 Who gets it?

01:02:43.000 Yeah, there it is.

01:02:44.000 That was really his swan song.

01:02:48.000 Okay, go back to this clip so I can make my case.

01:03:01.000 What's wrong with you?

01:03:04.000 Get the fuck out.

01:03:05.000 Get out.

01:03:06.000 Come here.

01:03:08.000 I know you know martial arts.

01:03:10.000 So do I. Come on.

01:03:13.000 Leave now.

01:03:13.000 Leave right now.

01:03:14.000 I am.

01:03:15.000 Like, how many MAGA guys have you seen do this?

01:03:18.000 Start karate chopping Asian women.

01:03:23.000 That's being attacked and insulted at the same time.

01:03:26.000 Talk about a racial deck.

01:03:29.000 I just use you to demonstrate to the fucking officer.

01:03:32.000 I know martial arts.

01:03:34.000 I don't care.

01:03:35.000 Okay, so she's maybe a little too nuts to me.

01:03:39.000 But don't worry, we got plenty.

01:03:40.000 Two, three.

01:03:48.000 The Georgia senator owns the place.

01:03:52.000 Now, why did I choose this show?

01:03:56.000 Now, look at the way she's just casually enjoying herself.

01:04:03.000 And everyone laughs.

01:04:05.000 She's walking on a cop car.

01:04:07.000 On a cop car.

01:04:09.000 Now, are you not...

01:04:10.000 Is this not someone who thinks they own the joint?

01:04:13.000 She's even got her fucking slippers on.

01:04:15.000 Yeah, that's her living room.

01:04:17.000 This is her living room.

01:04:18.000 Don't you wear your slippers in your living room?

01:04:19.000 This is breaking entering.

01:04:21.000 I'm going to my kitchen.

01:04:22.000 Where's she running to?

01:04:23.000 The bathroom?

01:04:24.000 And then we didn't show this last week, but it was Tacoma.

01:04:29.000 I talked to a guy in Tacoma, and he's a very Christian dude, and he goes, no, no, no, no.

01:04:34.000 Tacoma's satanic.

01:04:36.000 There's demons here now.

01:04:37.000 What the fuck?

01:04:38.000 And he goes, I don't mean it metaphorically.

01:04:40.000 I mean literally demons.

01:04:42.000 Oh, my.

01:04:43.000 He goes, this town is gone evil.

01:04:45.000 Wow.

01:04:54.000 Now, the problem with Tacoma and the Pacific Northwest is there's a lot of Cambodian refugees from Pol Pot days, and they form street gangs.

01:05:05.000 It's the same in South Central.

01:05:06.000 They're called the tiny rascals or something.

01:05:10.000 And they'll kill you.

01:05:12.000 Fuck your whole life up, bitch.

01:05:23.000 Here's an annoying theory.

01:05:25.000 I don't think blacks in Seattle have that accent naturally.

01:05:29.000 I think it's an affectation.

01:05:30.000 Probably.

01:05:31.000 Remember Jimi Hendrix?

01:05:33.000 Hey, man, what's going on, Groovy?

01:05:35.000 Yeah.

01:05:35.000 Hey, I'm not necessarily stoned.

01:05:38.000 Right.

01:05:39.000 Some of these inner city schools, they have a saying that he's talking white.

01:05:45.000 Yeah, but I think every black in Seattle did talk white up until very recently.

01:05:50.000 You see it in Toronto, too, with schools.

01:05:53.000 They start talking like black American kids from the hood.

01:05:56.000 They're like Uyghurs, but what would you even call that?

01:06:00.000 Yeah.

01:06:00.000 By the way, there's nothing wrong with someone who has an affected, say, English accent and is trying not to sound the Classwegian.

01:06:09.000 That's fine.

01:06:10.000 Well, certainly I knew military officers who would affect a very posh English accent.

01:06:20.000 You know, they'd come from some place like Manchester, who generally have a very heavy accent, but they would affect, you know, a snobbish English accent.

01:06:30.000 Yeah, they're called you.

01:06:32.000 That's the only way I could get promoted.

01:06:35.000 Really?

01:06:36.000 But what about your weird accent?

01:06:38.000 How are you, Mabai?

01:06:39.000 Absolutely A1.

01:06:41.000 I'm Sean Connery.

01:06:42.000 I lived next door to an Englishman at one point.

01:06:45.000 Well, I was in England, obviously, so there was English people there.

01:06:49.000 And so he was on about his next-door neighbor who had an East London accent.

01:06:57.000 And he was concerned that somebody with that accent would bring down the value of his property.

01:07:04.000 Well, the scary part of that story is it might be true.

01:07:06.000 Oh, absolutely true.

01:07:08.000 And so I said to him, well, what about my accent?

01:07:11.000 He says, well, see, I can't place you.

01:07:14.000 Your accent is beyond the pale.

01:07:17.000 You're not untouchable or Brahmin.

01:07:20.000 No, yes, sir.

01:07:21.000 We just don't know.

01:07:26.000 But then you go to Scotland, and they do have their own class system with Catholics versus Protestants.

01:07:32.000 And the more of a McGinnis you are, the lower scale, the more of a McInnis you are, the higher up you are.

01:07:37.000 Well, yes.

01:07:40.000 I guess your grandfather was a...

01:07:42.000 I'm sure he had an Irish background, but he was very ashamed of it.

01:07:46.000 You know, our cousin has gotten all these documents from 23andMe and letters and whole stories about your dad's dad, who died at a very young age.

01:07:58.000 Was your dad totally independent alone at 12?

01:08:02.000 No, no, no, no.

01:08:04.000 His mother lived until he was in his mid-twenties.

01:08:10.000 What's the worst fight you ever got into?

01:08:12.000 Well, the worst fight I ever had was normally, although my brother, there was three brothers, the middle brother, he was only a year and a bit older than me, but he wasn't much of a fighter.

01:08:29.000 So I was bigger, heavier than him.

01:08:34.000 And so I generally took over his fights and fought for him.

01:08:38.000 Except one day, some guy, much older guy, picked a fight with him.

01:08:43.000 And I didn't step in because I wasn't sure I could beat this guy.

01:08:47.000 So I watched my mother, my brother getting beaten up before I said, well, wait a minute, I think I could take this guy on.

01:08:54.000 And then he's getting tired.

01:08:58.000 But that wasn't the worst fight.

01:09:01.000 Well, it was the worst fight from my point of view.

01:09:03.000 I just.

01:09:06.000 Talk really bad about it.

01:09:07.000 Is that why your nose looks like that?

01:09:09.000 Oh, God.

01:09:10.000 I guess my nose has been.

01:09:12.000 I actually went to hospital once to get my nose fixed.

01:09:15.000 And the doctor there was a...

01:09:18.000 He was Eastern European.

01:09:20.000 Very, very heavy accent.

01:09:23.000 And if he said it once, he said it a half a dozen times.

01:09:27.000 You have a grossly deformed nose.

01:09:30.000 Remember that time we were at the Royal Oak, and there was you and some guy, and you were having eyes at each other almost like homosexuals.

01:09:38.000 But instead of sex, it was violence.

01:09:41.000 I don't think words were exchanged, but he was looking over at you and you were looking at him.

01:09:45.000 And then, you know, gays have bandanas and stuff that they monitor each other with.

01:09:49.000 So I think one was like this, and then you were like, and then there was like a...

01:09:54.000 And then there was a.

01:09:58.000 No one.

01:09:58.000 And so they both went outside to fight.

01:10:01.000 But when they walked outside, the guy pivoted around before you could even close the door behind you and smashed your face again.

01:10:11.000 Broke your nose again.

01:10:12.000 Yes.

01:10:13.000 That's why you had to go to the hospital.

01:10:15.000 Oh, yes.

01:10:16.000 But when I went into work the next day, my face was a mess.

01:10:20.000 And I told the lie that I'd been chopping wood and the axe had bounced off the wood and bashed me on the nose.

01:10:28.000 Well, on your first date with my mother, the night before, I believe your brother Alan had come home.

01:10:35.000 Yes.

01:10:36.000 And you said, look at you, you wee poof.

01:10:38.000 Absolutely pathetic existence of a man.

01:10:41.000 And he said, Jimmy, I'm getting angry.

01:10:43.000 I'm going to punch you.

01:10:45.000 And then what happened?

01:10:45.000 Well, then, I said, on you go.

01:10:48.000 So he took a swing at me and punched me in the face.

01:10:51.000 And I said to him, that was pathetic.

01:10:54.000 Is that the best you can do?

01:10:56.000 Then he took another swing at me.

01:10:58.000 And I got the same response.

01:11:01.000 So eventually, I went to bed, got up the next morning.

01:11:06.000 My face was actually a mess.

01:11:08.000 Totally pulverized.

01:11:10.000 Completely pulverized.

01:11:11.000 And that's when I had my first date with your mother.

01:11:15.000 So that must have turned her on.

01:11:18.000 I think she thought you were a hard man.

01:11:22.000 They met at Boots.

01:11:23.000 Okay, here's a scoop.

01:11:25.000 Something very weird is going on with pedos.

01:11:29.000 And I know that the right is often blamed for being QAnon lunatics with pedophilia.

01:11:34.000 And we think that there's a basement at Comet Pizza where they all fuck kids and they order pizza for an hour.

01:11:41.000 I don't know about any of that stuff.

01:11:42.000 It did look suspicious.

01:11:43.000 Someone ordering pizza for an hour, but whatever.

01:11:45.000 Without evidence, I'm not going to go off at a Comet Pizza tangent.

01:11:48.000 That doesn't mean pedophilia is not a problem.

01:11:50.000 And we've seen it with Drag Queen Story Hour, where these guys come in.

01:11:55.000 Remember, there was the guy who wasn't wearing panties.

01:11:57.000 You could see his dick through his brown nylons.

01:11:59.000 And his argument was, I was in a rush.

01:12:01.000 I hadn't worn these particular nylons before.

01:12:04.000 And then we've had actual guys with criminal records as child predators doing Drag Queen Story Hour.

01:12:10.000 And then we've had guys getting busted after they've done Drag Queen Story Air.

01:12:14.000 So that's a pattern.

01:12:16.000 But we're also noticing a pattern with these Reddit moderators.

01:12:19.000 Like, you'll notice Reddit is getting more and more left-wing and strident.

01:12:23.000 And you'll see this with Wikipedia too.

01:12:25.000 They call me a neo-crypto-fascist.

01:12:27.000 And it doesn't sound like a rational centrist person.

01:12:30.000 It sounds like a weird, fucked-up tranny.

01:12:33.000 And I've always said, trannies want to control the narrative and make their disgusting perversions normal so then they're no longer freaks on the outskirts of society.

01:12:44.000 So if they can get, if they can control the conversation, if they can get online digitally, start censoring things and making kids sexual, then they can become normal, they can fuck kids and have a gay old time.

01:12:56.000 And being good at it, if you will.

01:12:59.000 So 25B here, trans Reddit mod accused of giving minors illegal hormone shots at their home.

01:13:09.000 Now these are the puberty blockers, right, that make women permanently infertile.

01:13:15.000 All kinds of permanent complications from these things.

01:13:19.000 You can't get a tattoo till you're 18, but you can have your life permanently altered.

01:13:25.000 And we don't even, these are relatively new, these hormone blockers.

01:13:27.000 Who knows what the long-term cancerous effects are?

01:13:30.000 No one knows.

01:13:31.000 Stopping puberty.

01:13:32.000 No one knows.

01:13:34.000 I don't even really understand it.

01:13:35.000 So I identify as a woman, but I have a male.

01:13:39.000 I mean, I have a penis.

01:13:41.000 Is it more traumatizing to get pubes?

01:13:43.000 You already have a dick.

01:13:46.000 I mean, it's not much crazier to have a hairy dick.

01:13:51.000 Hello, you've got a bass.

01:13:55.000 But yeah, she was, go back to that article.

01:13:57.000 Was she doing it in their home, like driving over there?

01:14:02.000 I mean, that's almost worse than rape.

01:14:06.000 Reddit moderator Drewy Poodle, a trans woman, is being called up for inviting 13 years old to her apartment to take drugs and hormones without medical supervision or their parents' knowledge.

01:14:19.000 So there, this is one of them showing their disgusting, depraved, now 26.

01:14:25.000 Oh, this is Stone Toss saying that it's not just Reddit.

01:14:30.000 What's that?

01:14:30.000 Is that the Discord logo?

01:14:32.000 Yeah.

01:14:33.000 Yeah.

01:14:33.000 It's in there too.

01:14:34.000 So this is becoming a common thing that people make jokes about.

01:14:38.000 Then they had this as a crazy story.

01:14:40.000 We meant to get to this last week, but one of the Reddit sensors.

01:14:43.000 How are you doing there?

01:14:44.000 Is your back okay?

01:14:46.000 Not bad.

01:14:47.000 Okay.

01:14:47.000 But it's getting there.

01:14:49.000 Okay.

01:14:50.000 Sorry, the studio is a little bit on the cheap.

01:14:55.000 Go to this Reddit sensor.

01:14:59.000 Okay, so this one's crazy.

01:15:01.000 Count Dadula pointed this out.

01:15:04.000 Moderator gets banned for posting an article containing the name Amy Chalinor.

01:15:08.000 After investigation, it turns out Reddit have actually hired Chalinor as an admin and have a bot scrubbing all mentions of her from the site.

01:15:21.000 So her name is Amy Knight.

01:15:23.000 That's a dude you're looking at right there.

01:15:25.000 And anytime you mention, I guess, his birth name or no, another name associated with him, they censor it.

01:15:35.000 And it turns out that her dad and her were fucking kids.

01:15:40.000 Read that?

01:15:42.000 As you will have noticed, the moderator set the subreddit to private last night.

01:15:46.000 This is not a decision we took lightly, but one blue part.

01:15:48.000 Okay.

01:15:49.000 It later became apparent that Reddit has hired this individual as a Reddit admin, and we're banning people from discussing her past to protect their employee from harassment.

01:15:57.000 Oh, that's their pathetic excuse.

01:16:00.000 Then in 2.8, of course, they fired her because this just became too hard to hide.

01:16:04.000 Well, in Canada, there's a father who is separated from his wife, and the child is now trans and the father has been ordered to use the female name and he's going to go to jail because he wants to stop his kid from getting all these hormone blockers.

01:16:32.000 And it's just ridiculous.

01:16:34.000 So it's considered child abuse to try to avoid your child being abused.

01:16:39.000 Yes.

01:16:40.000 You know, and this is a judge.

01:16:43.000 And of course, the judge has no evidence that these shots are not harmful.

01:16:51.000 Well, that judge, I think, was lambasted and reversed it.

01:16:55.000 Didn't she?

01:16:55.000 No, not to my knowledge.

01:16:58.000 Children, move dad out of the way.

01:17:01.000 Children cannot consent to puberty blockers.

01:17:03.000 Stop the child abuse.

01:17:04.000 Yeah, that guy got attacked in Montreal for wearing that sign.

01:17:10.000 He was jailed.

01:17:11.000 Isn't that fucking...

01:17:13.000 That is a new level of clown world.

01:17:17.000 We're becoming unbelievable.

01:17:20.000 But go to 20...

01:17:21.000 What is it?

01:17:22.000 28.

01:17:24.000 So they finally couldn't take the pressure here.

01:17:25.000 This is why it's good to expose these stories, too.

01:17:32.000 Yeah.

01:17:33.000 And even Newsweek is saying this is a bit rich.

01:17:36.000 So yeah, her and her father have a history of molesting children.

01:17:40.000 And she was not just moderating Reddit conversations for fun, but to control the narrative, normalize their perversions.

01:17:51.000 I mean, surely people are waking up to this now.

01:17:54.000 You could ignore political correctness and the radical left for a while, but now they're coming after our kids.

01:17:59.000 Please get Involved.

01:18:02.000 I'm not even done.

01:18:04.000 So there's a weird dude here that I'm getting very bad vibes from.

01:18:07.000 His name is Noah Berlatsky.

01:18:10.000 And at the risk of libel, I personally get a pedo vibe off of him.

01:18:15.000 Allegedly.

01:18:16.000 Allegedly.

01:18:17.000 We shouldn't lower age of consent.

01:18:19.000 We should treat children's bodily autonomy with respect.

01:18:22.000 That's a big red flag.

01:18:24.000 Children's bodily autonomy.

01:18:26.000 That should make you uncomfortable.

01:18:27.000 Like if they want to run into the street, in other words, like is that not bodily autonomy?

01:18:32.000 Why are children's bodies on your mind?

01:18:35.000 Sure.

01:18:36.000 Those two things are consistent, not opposed.

01:18:38.000 The people who want them to be opposed are folks.

01:18:40.000 That's another bad word.

01:18:42.000 You've got to watch out when you see the word folks.

01:18:44.000 It's never good.

01:18:44.000 Are folks who want to justify torturing queer children?

01:18:52.000 So this is from an attack on Dan Savage, who is a normal gay.

01:18:59.000 He's from the old school gays, like the ACT UP, back when gays were not fucking lunatics, and they were actually gay, and they had causes like, we don't want to get AIDS.

01:19:10.000 Girls were girls and gays were gays.

01:19:13.000 Girls were girls and gays had AIDS.

01:19:19.000 But he dared to go out and say, maybe we should slow down on the trans thing.

01:19:26.000 And he did this by talking to this guy, Jesse Single.

01:19:29.000 And Jesse Single, well, I want to say I challenge everyone to listen to this interview.

01:19:32.000 Jesse Single did with a youth gender clinician, Dr. Erica Anderson, and tell me he's transphobic.

01:19:37.000 But I know people.

01:19:38.000 So Jesse Single talked to this clinician and she said, this is really dangerous.

01:19:45.000 These are the long-term effects that can also lead to suicide, all kinds of things.

01:19:49.000 It's a really dangerous thing to do.

01:19:50.000 I mean, that's just logical.

01:19:53.000 You're blocking fucking puberty.

01:19:56.000 Doesn't make any sense.

01:19:57.000 They say deodorant is bad for you, this aerosol deodorant, because you're blocking your pores.

01:20:02.000 We learned from the James Bond movie Goldfinger, when you cover everyone with gold, they die.

01:20:08.000 So you can't be blocking shit.

01:20:11.000 So Jesse Single pointed that out.

01:20:13.000 He got attacked by this Noah dude, and then Dan Savage jumps in as the gay, old school, cool gay saying, take it easy on this guy.

01:20:20.000 And then they all attacked him.

01:20:23.000 Now, why are they attacking?

01:20:26.000 I think they're attacking because they want to make an America that's safe for child sex.

01:20:33.000 This is Nambla shit.

01:20:35.000 Did you hear about the...

01:20:37.000 Oh, I'm sorry.

01:20:38.000 No, the James Charles thing.

01:20:40.000 He came out and people are supporting him and he's an open pedophile now or some crap.

01:20:44.000 On right-wing Gringa's thing?

01:20:45.000 Did you see that?

01:20:48.000 You see, this is how it starts.

01:20:49.000 It starts with saying, I don't mind who's gay, and I don't.

01:20:53.000 But then they start pushing it.

01:20:54.000 And then the next thing you know, Lil Nas X is being dry humped by Satan in thigh-high boots after he's gotten the attention of all of America's kids.

01:21:04.000 Country Town Road, Old Town Road, that was in schools, kindergartens, all the kids were singing it.

01:21:10.000 It was a number one hit with little kids.

01:21:12.000 And now he's being fucked by Satan.

01:21:13.000 Who knows what's next with Lil Nas X?

01:21:16.000 Gets labeled quote-unquote pedophile.

01:21:19.000 What?

01:21:20.000 Gets labeled pedophile.

01:21:22.000 That is some really...

01:21:23.000 Confesses to texting minors.

01:21:25.000 Soft headline.

01:21:26.000 Yeah.

01:21:27.000 You know, you can make that headline a lot harder.

01:21:30.000 People would maybe even read it more.

01:21:32.000 James Charles wants to fuck kids.

01:21:34.000 Right.

01:21:35.000 And that's not exaggerating.

01:21:36.000 He admitted to sending sexually charged messages.

01:21:39.000 I fully understand my actions and how they're wrong.

01:21:42.000 These conversations never should have happened.

01:21:45.000 Remember that dude?

01:21:46.000 Yes.

01:21:47.000 I interviewed.

01:21:47.000 What was his name?

01:21:48.000 Galen Boffman, who did 15 years for exactly that.

01:21:53.000 But in 2021, we say, that's just his truth.

01:21:57.000 He's doing his truth.

01:22:00.000 Anyway, it's a disturbing trend here.

01:22:02.000 People are supporting him, and they're like, you know, apologizing for him.

01:22:08.000 Yeah, well, I'd like to apologize for what I said about Justin Trudeau.

01:22:13.000 I just found out that Justin Trudeau is way smarter than I thought.

01:22:18.000 Do you know, he completed a jigsaw puzzle in a day.

01:22:21.000 Oh, my God.

01:22:22.000 And on the box, it said two to four years.

01:22:28.000 He did it a fraction of the time.

01:22:30.000 It's amazing.

01:22:31.000 A fraction of the time.

01:22:31.000 Incredible.

01:22:32.000 All right.

01:22:32.000 My dad's back is hurting.

01:22:35.000 We'll get a chair for you next time.

01:22:37.000 Let's do the mailbag.

01:22:39.000 Okay.

01:22:39.000 Let's do the mailbag.

01:22:41.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.

01:22:46.000 Let's turn the price together to mailbag.

01:22:51.000 Let me touch it.

01:22:54.000 When did your dad abandon you?

01:22:56.000 Well, let's see.

01:22:57.000 Pretty much day one, right?

01:22:58.000 Pre-day one.

01:23:01.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:23:02.000 But we had Red Lobster together when I was like six.

01:23:05.000 So he was around.

01:23:07.000 A bit.

01:23:08.000 He's a good guy.

01:23:09.000 And then you broke his drone or something?

01:23:12.000 Yeah, you broke my drone.

01:23:14.000 You have to pay me for that.

01:23:15.000 Because there's something wrong with that.

01:23:18.000 Gavin, wait, hold on a second.

01:23:19.000 What?

01:23:20.000 We've been using your father's likeness for this bumper the whole time?

01:23:25.000 That doesn't make any sense.

01:23:26.000 It's your brain.

01:23:26.000 You know, the buddy Shug at my gym, his dad gives him a picture of Shug's kids with his dad.

01:23:35.000 Like a beautiful drawing he had made.

01:23:38.000 And he goes, Dad, why would you give me a picture of you and my kids?

01:23:41.000 That's a weird thing to do.

01:23:43.000 Gray hair.

01:23:43.000 And he goes, that's you.

01:23:46.000 He goes, go look in the mirror right now.

01:23:48.000 And he goes, oh my God, I remember this picture.

01:23:50.000 That is me.

01:23:52.000 You know, Gavo, you sent some stray emails.

01:23:55.000 Gavo?

01:23:56.000 Gavo.

01:23:57.000 It's fun.

01:23:59.000 There was this.

01:24:00.000 I just wanted to make sure you knew that we weren't going to cover these extra emails here.

01:24:03.000 This is another pedo.

01:24:05.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:24:06.000 So these are these cool guys who set up dates.

01:24:10.000 Oh, and this is.

01:24:10.000 Sorry, thank you for reminding me.

01:24:12.000 This is another Reddit moderator.

01:24:14.000 Really?

01:24:15.000 Yes.

01:24:16.000 We now have a pattern.

01:24:17.000 So he's there to meet a 13-year-old.

01:24:19.000 They were tricking him.

01:24:20.000 You can hear their adrenaline pounding too when they talked to him.

01:24:22.000 Go back to the beginning of this.

01:24:25.000 Just beat him up.

01:24:26.000 Hey, Colin, though.

01:24:28.000 What's up?

01:24:28.000 Your name's Colin, right?

01:24:30.000 Where are you going right now?

01:24:31.000 What you doing right here, man?

01:24:32.000 You going to the dairy section?

01:24:34.000 Oh, are you guys?

01:24:35.000 Okay.

01:24:36.000 You hear the middle.

01:24:37.000 No, no, no.

01:24:37.000 Nah.

01:24:38.000 Nah.

01:24:40.000 Yeah, I mean, but I'm not here to do anything sexual.

01:24:42.000 Like, I don't know what you guys are going for.

01:24:44.000 Oh, you don't know what I'm going for?

01:24:46.000 Pretty sure.

01:24:48.000 You just want to hang out.

01:24:49.000 Meet a 13-year-old girl.

01:24:50.000 And that's fucking weird.

01:24:52.000 And I mean, like, you literally have the tax.

01:24:55.000 I'm not trying to.

01:24:59.000 Oh, dear lord.

01:25:00.000 How do you think your family's going to feel when they see that you're here to meet a 13-year-old girl?

01:25:03.000 You think they're going to kill you?

01:25:04.000 Take your mask off, Jeannie.

01:25:06.000 You said we can do anything you want, didn't you?

01:25:09.000 I'll pick you up.

01:25:10.000 Your parents ain't going to know, right?

01:25:11.000 No, I said if your parents are okay with it, and you said, like, there's like, my parents are home.

01:25:17.000 And I was like, okay.

01:25:19.000 So do you think what a 13-year-old girl is okay?

01:25:21.000 It's okay to hang out with a 13-year-old girl at your age?

01:25:24.000 I mean, it's not anything bad.

01:25:26.000 There's nothing bad going on.

01:25:28.000 Is luring a minor a felony?

01:25:30.000 What?

01:25:31.000 Luring a minor.

01:25:31.000 Getting a minor out of it.

01:25:34.000 You are.

01:25:34.000 Who are you here to meet?

01:25:36.000 Oh, my dear God.

01:25:37.000 I'm breathing this way.

01:25:38.000 This is crazy.

01:25:39.000 You guys are nuts.

01:25:40.000 That's fine.

01:25:41.000 Get your minds out of the gutter.

01:25:42.000 I just want a friend.

01:25:43.000 It's disgusting.

01:25:45.000 Wow.

01:25:46.000 I hate that they don't beat the living shit out of these guys.

01:25:50.000 Excuse me, everybody.

01:25:51.000 This man's here to meet a 13-year-old girl.

01:25:53.000 I was here.

01:25:54.000 It's a joke.

01:25:55.000 He's here to meet a 13-year-old girl.

01:25:56.000 You are.

01:25:57.000 You got it in that girl.

01:25:58.000 That's against predators.

01:25:59.000 We do this all the time.

01:26:00.000 He's here to meet a 13-year-old girl.

01:26:01.000 Let me put the video on the chats up.

01:26:03.000 Good lord, you didn't even like it.

01:26:05.000 Wait, what the fuck is this shit?

01:26:06.000 Like, I lose five last year.

01:26:08.000 I've been molested in my life.

01:26:09.000 Literally.

01:26:11.000 You were here to meet a 13-year-old girl.

01:26:12.000 Would you not?

01:26:13.000 Isn't it weird to have younger friends?

01:26:15.000 Like, what the fuck?

01:26:16.000 It is weird.

01:26:18.000 It's very weird.

01:26:23.000 Like, I asked, so they posted a 13-year-old girl on the app called.

01:26:27.000 Why are they calling the cops?

01:26:29.000 He'll tell you.

01:26:30.000 Yeah, and have them just you idiots.

01:26:32.000 Right.

01:26:33.000 Who's the idiot?

01:26:34.000 Who's here to meet a 13-year-old girl?

01:26:35.000 And then, like, I asked if your parents were okay if I met you, and like, we were supposed to be a little bit more than that.

01:26:39.000 Congratulations.

01:26:40.000 There was no sexual premise or anything in your premise.

01:26:44.000 Eat him up.

01:26:51.000 Right, right, right.

01:26:51.000 If you want to talk about it, please go outside.

01:26:56.000 If you guys want to talk about it, please go inside.

01:26:58.000 Where's the anger?

01:26:59.000 Where's the rage?

01:27:03.000 That's fucking sick.

01:27:04.000 That's not cool.

01:27:05.000 Leave me alone.

01:27:06.000 Yeah, I know.

01:27:07.000 You're being way too nice to him.

01:27:08.000 You're going to get your license plate.

01:27:09.000 License plate.

01:27:12.000 CSJ.

01:27:13.000 How about you give him a Colorado?

01:27:15.000 How about you give him a knuckle tattoo?

01:27:16.000 A cow.

01:27:18.000 What's with these, like, the like.

01:27:21.000 But see, the reason I bring this up is Reddit is a huge place for the American conversation, especially with young people.

01:27:30.000 And these are the guys who are controlling the conversation, and these guys are fucking pedophiles.

01:27:35.000 Right.

01:27:36.000 Yeah, they kicked off every MAGA person we possibly know.

01:27:38.000 They shut down every single thread that is kind of based on...

01:27:42.000 Our page got shut down, right?

01:27:44.000 Yeah.

01:27:44.000 Oh, yeah.

01:27:45.000 I think we exist on there like because we're sneaky or something.

01:27:48.000 And there's one more.

01:27:50.000 And the more COVID, did you want that?

01:27:52.000 What's that one now?

01:27:54.000 Please get out.

01:27:54.000 Oh, yeah.

01:27:55.000 Everyone's seen that.

01:27:56.000 This is some, I don't know what he is.

01:27:58.000 Get out of there.

01:27:59.000 Russian Polish guy in Calgary standing up to the cops.

01:28:03.000 Oh, we were talking about that earlier, Dad, how I'm seeing more rebellion.

01:28:07.000 You should see a tenth of the rebellion from Canada because it's a tenth of the size.

01:28:11.000 But I'm seeing about the same rebellion in Canada that I'm seeing in the States.

01:28:15.000 Well, especially out west.

01:28:17.000 Yeah.

01:28:18.000 Out West is very conservative.

01:28:21.000 And they've had enough of this shit.

01:28:23.000 And they're getting arrested for it.

01:28:25.000 I've seen it.

01:28:26.000 Like, they've got the Canadian barbecue place in Toronto.

01:28:29.000 This guy.

01:28:30.000 We have that gym.

01:28:31.000 We have Max Public Houses.

01:28:32.000 They have a pastor in prison for two weeks.

01:28:38.000 You know, I read it's illegal to interrupt a church service in Canada, no matter what.

01:28:43.000 The guy could be a murderer.

01:28:45.000 They have to wait outside.

01:28:46.000 That's true.

01:28:48.000 Do you understand English?

01:28:49.000 Get out of this property.

01:28:52.000 What is she nattering on about?

01:28:53.000 Does he think he's going to change his mind?

01:28:55.000 And don't come back without a warrant.

01:28:57.000 Out, Nazi.

01:28:58.000 Out!

01:29:00.000 Out!

01:29:00.000 Great voice.

01:29:02.000 You understand?

01:29:03.000 Nazis are not welcome here.

01:29:05.000 Out!

01:29:05.000 Sounds like Triumph the Insult, though.

01:29:06.000 And don't come back without the warrant.

01:29:08.000 For me to poop on.

01:29:10.000 If you bring a warrant, I will poop on it.

01:29:14.000 Okay, dear Gavin and Poodlehead.

01:29:16.000 Okay.

01:29:16.000 I came across this old Onion video the other day.

01:29:18.000 I was amazed at how far they were allowed to push the boundaries just 10 years ago.

01:29:21.000 It makes your 10 things I hate about the Jews video look very tame by comparison.

01:29:26.000 Your video, despite being clear satire, has been used to attack you constantly, while I'm pretty sure the Onion didn't see any pushback at all when this came out.

01:29:35.000 It even has a 51 to like-dislike ratio.

01:29:39.000 Also, Ryan should get an adult's haircut.

01:29:40.000 He's fucking 30 years old.

01:29:42.000 I'm not 31.

01:29:43.000 But first, in today's tough economic times, money stresses can really be overwhelming.

01:29:47.000 Yeah, but help is on the way.

01:29:48.000 Author Christine Eckert is here to show us some exercises to reduce stress.

01:29:52.000 Hi, Christine.

01:29:53.000 Hi, Jim and Tracy.

01:29:54.000 Christine, I'm so glad you're here.

01:29:55.000 I'm about ready to snap.

01:29:58.000 The first thing we're going to learn about is problem visualization.

01:30:01.000 Okay.

01:30:01.000 It's a simple method for reducing stress by assigning an image to represent your anxiety.

01:30:06.000 Well, that sounds simple enough.

01:30:07.000 Okay, the first thing I like to do is imagine my money-related stress as the most disgusting, terrifying creature I can think of.

01:30:14.000 I like to imagine an ugly, greasy little creature with a hooked nose and oily black hair.

01:30:19.000 Oh, he is scary.

01:30:21.000 I call him the grabbler because he's a greedy little monster who wants to grab it.

01:30:24.000 Holy shit.

01:30:26.000 Do you remember this?

01:30:27.000 Barely.

01:30:28.000 Okay, there he is.

01:30:29.000 Now think of all the problems your grabbler is causing.

01:30:32.000 He invented interest rates like the ones on your credit card.

01:30:35.000 He's taking the jobs because grabblers only hire their own kind.

01:30:39.000 I just want to get rid of it.

01:30:40.000 Now imagine the grabbler slowly disintegrating like a pile of ashes blown away by a pupil.

01:30:47.000 Oh my God.

01:30:48.000 I'm uncomfortable.

01:30:50.000 I'm worried about this being taken at a time.

01:30:51.000 They're a gentle breeze.

01:30:53.000 They're not scheming.

01:30:55.000 Now people always say that you have to go back to the 80s to find dangerous, Edgy comedy, but you don't.

01:31:01.000 It was 2010.

01:31:03.000 You have to really just go 2015, pre-Trump.

01:31:09.000 17th attempt to reply.

01:31:12.000 Yes, I would move to.

01:31:13.000 Oh, no, that's a different guy.

01:31:15.000 That's a guy who wants a job.

01:31:19.000 Yo, fags.

01:31:20.000 Jeanette the Black Widow Lee has a stage for ovarian cancer and shaved her head.

01:31:25.000 Lee was probably the hottest and most well-known pool paper in the United States at one time, pool player.

01:31:29.000 But now she looks like one of those futuristic robots that refuses to get a conversation right.

01:31:33.000 I was shocked when I saw this.

01:31:38.000 Oh, yeah.

01:31:39.000 She looks like that robot that they fly to the UN when they say robots are taking over.

01:31:46.000 Oh, right, right.

01:31:48.000 She has a name.

01:31:50.000 It's like Rosanna or something.

01:31:51.000 You didn't show the most important one, genius.

01:31:55.000 It's hard to open all these at the same time.

01:31:56.000 Here we go.

01:31:57.000 Oh, wow.

01:31:58.000 Boy, women have a lot of currency in hair.

01:32:00.000 Sure do.

01:32:01.000 When men go bald, especially someone like you, you're already so ugly that it's not painful.

01:32:08.000 But when women do it, half their worth goes down the toilet.

01:32:12.000 Crazy.

01:32:16.000 Brill cream.

01:32:16.000 I don't know if I lost my looks and my hair, I'd just kill myself.

01:32:23.000 Someone's telling us to buy some Brill Cream.

01:32:26.000 Six for $30.

01:32:27.000 Okay, thanks for that.

01:32:28.000 Brill cream isn't tough enough for my jufro.

01:32:31.000 Tough enough.

01:32:34.000 This is called Black Pets.

01:32:36.000 Your analogy of white leftists seeing blacks as their pets is a big part of why the George Floyd tobacco is so important to them.

01:32:43.000 The footage of him and the knee is seen from two different lenses.

01:32:47.000 Instead of seeing a junkie criminal and his poor life choices finally catching up to him, the white leftist sees their innocent pet lying on the ground helpless.

01:32:57.000 Yeah, they see it as like killing a Rottweiler or something.

01:33:01.000 There's no bad blacks, just bad owners.

01:33:09.000 Hello, Santa with AIDS and Gavin.

01:33:12.000 Wait, is that already you?

01:33:14.000 Wait, we haven't put out this show yet.

01:33:15.000 How do people know you're on the show?

01:33:17.000 Forgive me if you get this sort of letter all the time, but I just wanted to give your thoughts on the situation.

01:33:21.000 I consider myself bisexual.

01:33:23.000 No such thing.

01:33:24.000 That's okay.

01:33:24.000 But engaged to my loving female fiancé.

01:33:27.000 Thanks to you, asshole.

01:33:29.000 Cannot wait to start a family.

01:33:30.000 You're gay.

01:33:33.000 And I'm aware that you believe they don't exist, which I think is funny.

01:33:35.000 I've been in the LGBT scene for quite some time.

01:33:37.000 In fact, my sister is trans.

01:33:39.000 She's actually the one who introduced me to you back in Rebel Media Days.

01:33:43.000 We quote a particular video you made where you were at a protest and asked some fag kid if he's gay, to which he responded, I am queer.

01:33:49.000 I remember that.

01:33:50.000 That was a MAGA rally.

01:33:51.000 He came to sabotage.

01:33:52.000 We always find ourselves saying this phrase and making fun of how much of a loser that kid is.

01:33:57.000 Anyway, my brother-in-law, who is married, recently came out as non-binary and has not changed his in appearance or mannerisms at all.

01:34:03.000 It's the lazy excuse to pretend to be different I've ever seen in my life and I'm embarrassed for him.

01:34:08.000 Obviously, I don't want to stir things up, but I cannot bring myself to use pronouns like they, them.

01:34:11.000 It just doesn't make sense.

01:34:12.000 Grammatically, it makes me feel retarded.

01:34:14.000 Yeah, it's a clunky sentence, too.

01:34:17.000 Like, me and my dad went, did my show today.

01:34:21.000 They stood by the green screen.

01:34:24.000 Like, how many people were there?

01:34:26.000 Oh, just one.

01:34:27.000 But he's there.

01:34:28.000 Oh, sorry, not he.

01:34:29.000 But they's they.

01:34:31.000 They's they?

01:34:33.000 How many people are in your studio?

01:34:35.000 Just me and they.

01:34:38.000 Like, you can't do it.

01:34:41.000 Sometimes the complaints will be false.

01:34:43.000 If I say it referring to a single individual, I usually find myself tiptoeing around it altogether by just referring to him by name instead of using any pronouns at all.

01:34:49.000 To make matters worse, he came out three years ago after he got married, and it is basically accepting that it is ruining his marriage.

01:34:56.000 Thankfully, they don't.

01:34:58.000 How is it not ruining your marriage, dude?

01:35:00.000 Thankfully, they don't have any kids.

01:35:03.000 P.S., I imagine you bring up why I'm okay with my sister and not my brother-in-law.

01:35:07.000 That's because my sister is actually making an effort to try to present as female.

01:35:10.000 Yeah, you all sound like a fucking mess.

01:35:12.000 What's with this family?

01:35:14.000 Brother-in-law, sister.

01:35:17.000 If you get fucked up the butt, you're gay.

01:35:20.000 Sorry.

01:35:22.000 I have controversial beliefs like that.

01:35:25.000 I don't know.

01:35:26.000 I think people are so judgmental.

01:35:28.000 You suck one cock, and now you're a homosexual.

01:35:34.000 You're a cock sucker.

01:35:39.000 Okay.

01:35:44.000 Someone's showing us that Reuters has referred to Proud Boys as white supremacist groups.

01:35:52.000 That's unfortunate because they were pretty fair the other day.

01:35:55.000 A black Cuban.

01:35:57.000 Yeah, I used to fight those and they got expensive.

01:36:00.000 And, you know, the problem with this kind of shit is 99% of the people who are ever going to read that article have read it.

01:36:07.000 So I sit there, I get lawyers, I talk to their lawyers, they correct it.

01:36:11.000 There's no correction at the bottom.

01:36:12.000 They just change it to neo-fascist or something.

01:36:15.000 And that 0.1% gets the truth.

01:36:17.000 Is there not something where going forward knowing that that's slanderous and not true that in the future they get fined?

01:36:25.000 Yeah, that's an argument.

01:36:27.000 It could be a preventative measure.

01:36:28.000 They have such high turnover in media these days.

01:36:31.000 And most of the, like, they'll have these young interns who handle stuff like this because the Prowboys seem like too, I don't know, youth culture-y.

01:36:38.000 So they'll have the interns handle it, and they are retarded because they grow up with Reddit moderators who want to fuck them.

01:36:44.000 Right.

01:36:45.000 This might be an ancient Chinese secret, but so is Gavin.

01:36:49.000 And here we have a Scottish.

01:37:12.000 They've gone mental.

01:37:14.000 I can see some of you are surprised that I'm apologising, but no.

01:37:19.000 Honour the days when getting an apology out of me was like getting a five-out of an Aberdonian.

01:37:36.000 I'm surprised actually that our diversity officer didn't make that clear to me, honestly.

01:37:40.000 Sometimes around here it's like the blind leading the blind.

01:37:43.000 I would like to apologise to Scotland's blind community.

01:37:46.000 I hear your concerns.

01:37:48.000 Yeah, that's an oldie but a goodie.

01:37:51.000 Um G'day, Gav.

01:37:53.000 Subscriber here.

01:37:54.000 Love your show.

01:37:54.000 Wondered if you've seen the footage of the recent German aircraft disaster.

01:37:58.000 P.S. Have you tried going to bars and drinking?

01:38:00.000 It can be fun.

01:38:01.000 I reckon you'd like it.

01:38:03.000 Thanks for the tip.

01:38:12.000 I don't get this joke.

01:38:13.000 Am I stupid?

01:38:14.000 The Hindenburg approaches the mooring mast of Lakehurst.

01:38:18.000 21 of these Kai Voyagers, the fucking.

01:38:20.000 Oh, he's making fun of the letters we get with the old links and the useless information.

01:38:25.000 That's funny.

01:38:28.000 That's very funny.

01:38:29.000 I think.

01:38:31.000 Okay, last one.

01:38:32.000 Have either of you heard of Salty Cracker?

01:38:33.000 He's currently serving a two-week ban on YouTube.

01:38:35.000 With two strikes, he has removed all his videos so he doesn't get a third.

01:38:38.000 He gets about $10,000 to turn into a two and a half-hour boardcast.

01:38:44.000 My mom, 69, and I, 37, both enjoy watching his shows.

01:38:46.000 My mom likes the daily vids he puts out.

01:38:48.000 I don't know him either.

01:38:49.000 By the way, never mention your mom in any context ever.

01:38:54.000 Makes you sound like a pussy.

01:38:56.000 Say a middle-aged woman I know likes it.

01:39:00.000 I spent more time.

01:39:02.000 I didn't over here, did an interview, and he told the person interviewing him that he has smoked more Parmesan cheese than probably anybody on this planet because he's such a depraved lunatic that he would sift through the fibers of his rug looking for anything that looked like crack so he could smoke it.

01:39:21.000 If you buy this, by the way, you're a fucking idiot.

01:39:23.000 This dude's daddy is a multi, multi-multi-multi.

01:39:26.000 He ain't hunted for anything.

01:39:27.000 This dude gets the best crack.

01:39:29.000 He ain't going through no fucking rugs and searching for crack.

01:39:32.000 He's one of these top tier cracks.

01:39:34.000 He needs to blow his nose, though.

01:39:36.000 All right, let's get to the final video and wrap this up.

01:39:39.000 Litch.

01:39:58.000 Oh no.

01:39:59.000 Why doesn't it work?

01:40:00.000 It just says this page doesn't exist anymore.

01:40:03.000 Shoot, it was a really cool video of Spider-Man fighting Batman and Robin.

01:40:12.000 And what they did is they just got random guys to dress up in superhero suits and fight.

01:40:17.000 Really?

01:40:18.000 Yeah, I do want to see that shit.

01:40:19.000 It's really cool.

01:40:20.000 And maybe when you find the video, it'll be big.

01:40:23.000 Is it MMA or is it in the streets?

01:40:25.000 It's kind of MMA.

01:40:28.000 I guess you could call it MMA.

01:40:34.000 No, right?

01:40:35.000 Yep.

01:40:35.000 It is.

01:40:36.000 Oh, sick.

01:40:38.000 All right.

01:40:42.000 Did you want to set it up or Jim's going to have to get out of there?

01:40:45.000 Okay.

01:40:52.000 So, Will, I've been doing this 15 years and finally I get to see Batman and Robin take on Spider-Man.

01:40:59.000 I never thought I'd be saying that.

01:41:02.000 I think Spider-Man might be blacked.

01:41:05.000 Oh, it seems to be a bit of a free fall, doesn't it?

01:41:08.000 And what's important for you to do is that it's a good one.

01:41:13.000 That's what he's wearing.

01:41:16.000 It's a black colour.

01:41:22.000 Spider-Man's got this.

01:41:25.000 Oh, yeah.

01:41:26.000 Costume's a hindrance, too.

01:41:29.000 Look at Robin.

01:41:30.000 Here, Robin's a liability.

01:41:32.000 Yeah, get him out of here.

01:41:33.000 You have your girlfriend in the middle of the fight.

01:41:34.000 You're just worried about her now.

01:41:36.000 Get Robin out of here.

01:41:37.000 I have to beat up Batman.

01:41:39.000 What kind of fucking stage is that?

01:41:44.000 Well, technically, Batman and Robin have no powers, right?

01:41:47.000 Right.

01:41:48.000 This isn't a fair fight.

01:41:51.000 Look at Robin.

01:41:52.000 He's just useless.

01:41:55.000 Look how skinny Batman is.

01:41:59.000 Oh.

01:42:06.000 Power down.

01:42:08.000 Oh, brilliant.

01:42:10.000 And Robin doesn't want any more.

01:42:11.000 Robin's off.

01:42:11.000 He's gone.

01:42:12.000 He's had enough.

01:42:15.000 Who came up with this?

01:42:16.000 We're great.

01:42:17.000 Probably a DC fan.

01:42:19.000 All right.

01:42:19.000 That's it for today's show.

01:42:21.000 Hopefully, we'll have Dad back again tomorrow.

01:42:23.000 We'll see how he feels.

01:42:25.000 He's very old.

01:42:26.000 He might be dead by tomorrow.

01:42:28.000 Thank you for coming on the show, Dad.

01:42:30.000 You're very welcome.

01:42:31.000 Pleasure having you.

01:42:32.000 And to the folks at home, get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - April 05, 2021

S03E94 - JIMMY'S IN TOWN

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