Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S04E09 - BE A HAPPY WARRIOR

00:00:12.000 Oh, live from New York.

00:00:16.000 It's Get Off My Lawn with Evan McDonnell.

00:00:20.000 My dick is very big.

00:00:21.000 My dick is big.

00:00:23.000 It's big.

00:00:24.000 My dick is very big.

00:00:28.000 It's very, very big.

00:00:34.000 My dick is so wicked.

00:06:22.000 before you know the tits sagging and the crow's feet and the extra fat when you go stop a clock the clock is clearly running oh they got obama in here for the girl with the hourglass figure,

00:06:38.000 time runs out very fast.

00:06:40.000 That's what I loved about Billy Bragg.

00:06:42.000 He wasn't doing an accent.

00:06:44.000 And that was back when, even in the early 80s, Brits still wanted to sound American, like the Irish band, Finn Lizzie.

00:06:54.000 You know, we get confused because Phil Linett is black, but he was trying to sound American.

00:07:00.000 He's Irish.

00:07:01.000 He's Fee Dublin. 0.95

00:07:03.000 And he's like, oh, the boys want to fight, you better let them.

00:07:08.000 Oh, they slapped John his face.

00:07:10.000 It's so affected.

00:07:12.000 Oh, did they slap John's face?

00:07:15.000 Oh, if the boys want to fight, you better let him.

00:07:18.000 We used to rock hard.

00:07:25.000 It's a fucking game, don't get me wrong.

00:07:27.000 Guess who just got back today?

00:07:32.000 Guess who just got back today?

00:07:38.000 How is that Irish? 0.99

00:07:40.000 And then the other irony is Shane McGowan, who's as Irish as I am English.

00:07:46.000 So his accent is East London, but, you know, the economy was booming, so construction guys and blue-collar guys back then were getting into the middle class zone in the 70s and 80s.

00:08:00.000 But he's got that like fucking, it's six o'clock in the morning, and I'm fucking Irish.

00:08:07.000 Oh, a dirty old town.

00:08:10.000 Oh, Polly dear, and let you go, and whiskey's gone away.

00:08:14.000 Oh, I'm frying a pan and I'm with my young girl and I'm an Irish old guy.

00:08:19.000 Am I, eat up the marnin?

00:08:21.000 It's a Tao gentleman soldier and you're going to the fair and I'm a big fucking Irish.

00:08:31.000 That's not you.

00:08:32.000 You're English, dude.

00:08:33.000 You left there when you were four.

00:08:35.000 So did I. I left England when I was four.

00:08:37.000 When she came around to your place.

00:08:39.000 What?

00:08:40.000 It vacillates, too.

00:08:48.000 Hello?

00:08:49.000 Well, she told me she was a priest, and if I didn't do what I said, she said me being a Catholic.

00:08:56.000 See, that's an English accent.

00:08:57.000 She was doing a kind of religious number on you.

00:08:59.000 It's funny, he sounds exactly like Sid Vicious there.

00:09:01.000 Yeah.

00:09:03.000 Now you do Sid Vicious, you exhale.

00:09:05.000 So you're just using the end of your breath.

00:09:07.000 I don't know what anyone's talking about.

00:09:11.000 I just want to be left alone.

00:09:13.000 Like my dad.

00:09:16.000 Yeah, affectations.

00:09:17.000 They annoy me.

00:09:18.000 I think I may have ruined Led Zeppelin for myself.

00:09:22.000 Because he's like, one month.

00:09:25.000 You need.

00:09:26.000 Let's hear Sid.

00:09:31.000 It's all a big secret, man.

00:09:32.000 It's all a big secret, man.

00:09:36.000 I thought they were going to do me over because I didn't turn up to one of Rotten's parties or something.

00:09:41.000 He had swatio parties in New York.

00:09:49.000 We weren't the nice part of it.

00:09:50.000 You know what's funny?

00:09:51.000 He's got a swastika shirt on, right?

00:09:53.000 Which was not uncommon back then with rebels.

00:09:55.000 It just meant fuck you.

00:09:57.000 It's sort of like the Confederate flag today.

00:10:00.000 But I just saw footage, it was from Viewer Mail, which we'll get to, of some Asian guy in Toronto walking down the street with a swastika tattoo.

00:10:10.000 I assume it's fake and it's painted on.

00:10:12.000 And he was like, hey, Jew. 0.98

00:10:17.000 That's the proper response, by the way.

00:10:18.000 You should laugh.

00:10:21.000 And he goes, you Jewish?

00:10:23.000 How Jewish are you?

00:10:24.000 She goes, a lot, and I love it.

00:10:25.000 And he goes, yeah, how's that working out for you?

00:10:27.000 And he was arrested.

00:10:29.000 I didn't.

00:10:30.000 Yeah, there he is.

00:10:31.000 This guy was arrested.

00:10:33.000 Of course, the headline doesn't mention that.

00:10:35.000 But is it illegal to have a wildly offensive marking on your...

00:10:40.000 Oh, look, they blurred it.

00:10:44.000 It's blurred.

00:10:50.000 Like, no one's pro-swastika.

00:10:52.000 We fought them in World War II, but we fought Japan, and you can have a Japanese flag.

00:10:57.000 Germans are fine.

00:10:58.000 Yeah, I mean, regular Germans, regular Japanese.

00:11:01.000 Yeah.

00:11:02.000 What about the Armenian genocide?

00:11:05.000 You can wear a Turkish flag.

00:11:07.000 Click on the video, though.

00:11:14.000 Everyone's trying to find logic in it.

00:11:16.000 Like, what made the Asians are mad about Shanghai and the Germans and then the Jews.

00:11:21.000 And it's like, there's no rhyme or reason.

00:11:23.000 He's mentally ill.

00:11:24.000 Hey, what's up?

00:11:25.000 Not much.

00:11:26.000 Jewish much?

00:11:28.000 Jewish.

00:11:28.000 Proud of it.

00:11:29.000 Proud of it.

00:11:31.000 You like your history, right?

00:11:33.000 I'm still standing.

00:11:37.000 I don't know.

00:11:38.000 Like, I don't like it, but does law enforcement need to get involved?

00:11:42.000 Anyway.

00:11:45.000 Hurry is arrested.

00:11:48.000 Like, what's the crime?

00:11:50.000 It doesn't look very good to defend the guy.

00:11:52.000 But yeah, it's not illegal to be an asshole or a moron.

00:11:56.000 Speaking of which, that Vanity Fair piece exploded.

00:12:00.000 Why did it explode?

00:12:02.000 I think because everyone has become so boring.

00:12:05.000 And I have a colorful history.

00:12:07.000 So they just keep going over it.

00:12:09.000 I've got like four pages in the new Rolling Stone that's out right now.

00:12:15.000 And then this Vanity Fair thing made it to number one in Apple News.

00:12:20.000 So it took me fucking five hours last night, 5.30 to 10.30 here in the studio. 0.92

00:12:30.000 And I just went through it all.

00:12:32.000 And I have 50 errors and then a bunch of other comments about what a garbage article this is and how badly it's written.

00:12:40.000 I highly recommend you do it and then share it, but you have to be very careful sharing it.

00:12:43.000 I include a link at the top because if you put censor.tv in Facebook, it's banned.

00:12:49.000 No discussion of that, by the way, of censor TV or the fact that we're banned anywhere.

00:12:54.000 No mention of that whatsoever.

00:12:56.000 That would be endorsing us.

00:12:57.000 And modern journalism is activism.

00:13:01.000 So they don't want to endorse you.

00:13:04.000 Imagine doing an article about me and my life and not mentioning censored.tv.

00:13:08.000 Isn't that weird?

00:13:09.000 So his theories are: I have PTSD from leaving Vice.

00:13:15.000 I'm addicted to Adderall.

00:13:16.000 What?

00:13:17.000 It made me into a Nazi. 0.85

00:13:18.000 I think skinheads are cool.

00:13:20.000 I'm enamored by them.

00:13:21.000 And I went to a conference that changed my life.

00:13:25.000 And the weird thing is with this journalist, I talked to him for fucking five hours.

00:13:29.000 So did my dad.

00:13:32.000 And he still fucked it up.

00:13:35.000 Anyway, the burn's doing well.

00:13:37.000 Now it just looks like Freddy's butthole.

00:13:40.000 The thumb is last thing to be healed.

00:13:42.000 But I was boxing today for the first time in a couple weeks.

00:13:46.000 And a boxing glove sort of preserves your thumb.

00:13:49.000 So I could actually punch the bag.

00:13:54.000 What do you think of that?

00:13:56.000 Punch the bag.

00:13:57.000 You know what's cool about this finger?

00:13:59.000 Ooh.

00:14:01.000 This was blown up like a balloon.

00:14:05.000 It popped a little bit, but you know how I said it's a tarp?

00:14:09.000 And then they're making new skin underneath and the outside skin's garbage. 1.00

00:14:12.000 I think this outside skin is getting back to work. 1.00

00:14:15.000 I got my fingerprint back and everything.

00:14:18.000 These ones seem to have poo in the blister, though.

00:14:21.000 It's very brown.

00:14:23.000 Oh, that was interesting.

00:14:24.000 That sodium chloride guy.

00:14:26.000 Remember him?

00:14:28.000 Yeah.

00:14:30.000 So he thanked me so much for reading his letter, and I sent it to my doctor friend, the smartest guy I know.

00:14:36.000 I met him through Aunt Coulter.

00:14:37.000 The guy's a fucking genius.

00:14:38.000 My mother has some problems with vertigo, and she's obviously been a big drinker, being a Scottish person her whole life.

00:14:44.000 I told him her symptoms for maybe two minutes, and he sat like this and diagnosed her.

00:14:52.000 And he said, she has fallopsium vaguliac.

00:14:57.000 And it's a vitamin deficiency that comes from drinking a lot of alcohol over many decades.

00:15:01.000 And then I contacted her and her doctor, and he was right.

00:15:05.000 And so she started taking vitamins to counteract the vitamin deficiency.

00:15:09.000 Anyway, I'm jumping ahead to the mailbag, but I want to get to this.

00:15:14.000 I said, what do you think of this chlorine dioxide thing?

00:15:16.000 Is this a cure-all that big pharma's hiding?

00:15:20.000 I'm not going to try it.

00:15:21.000 I don't take recipes and just start putting them on my face so my Tifa can kill me. 1.00

00:15:28.000 Try sulfuric acid on your balls. 1.00

00:15:31.000 But he said this.

00:15:32.000 Hey, Gavin, this is a nonsensical recommendation and a dangerous one.

00:15:36.000 Chlorine dioxide is a viricide and bactericide.

00:15:42.000 This is true.

00:15:43.000 In fact, it is one of the most toxic agents to these organisms.

00:15:46.000 However, it has, in all caps, no role in treating patients topically or internally.

00:15:53.000 It is used industrially and as a disinfecting agent.

00:15:57.000 DMSO is an industrial solvent rarely used in medicine.

00:16:02.000 And then he puts in brackets, though interestingly, I used a product containing it today for a patient in my office on his intact, non-damaged, skin.

00:16:11.000 It is used as a component of a pain-relieving gel only by prescription.

00:16:16.000 And then he goes off about this and says, burns are very tricky and they must be treated very carefully with legitimate medications.

00:16:23.000 This viewer of yours doesn't understand medicine, as evidenced by his recommendations, read dental abscesses, etc.

00:16:29.000 Scary.

00:16:31.000 And then he goes, Big Pharma is not hiding a cure-all in this stuff.

00:16:35.000 See, I'd love to get him on the show.

00:16:40.000 But, you know, that would be the end of his career.

00:16:43.000 That's probably why I built the Bar studio, because I know I'm not going to get that many celebrities.

00:16:47.000 And Coulter is uncancelable.

00:16:49.000 I'll get her.

00:16:51.000 Kyle Rittenhouse's lawyer, I'll get him.

00:16:53.000 Fleckis.

00:16:55.000 But I bet you we're going to have much more blue-collar normal guy interviews, Warvets and the like, because that's all we can.

00:17:03.000 But he was a guy, him and Coulter's other doctor friend, we were talking about Andy Levy from Red Eye, who had had such a serious staph infection, he almost died.

00:17:14.000 And he was shaving, and something happened to one of the little cuts.

00:17:18.000 He got staffed, rushed to the hospital.

00:17:20.000 They saved him, but it was like those kind of antibiotics where you take a piss and your entire septic tank is ruined because it kills everything in the septic tank.

00:17:30.000 Yes, such antibiotics exist.

00:17:32.000 And they said to each other, does he drink coffee?

00:17:36.000 And I think I was with Greg Gutfeld at the time.

00:17:38.000 And Greg goes, no, he hates coffee.

00:17:40.000 He drinks Diet Coke.

00:17:42.000 That's how he gets his caffeine.

00:17:43.000 And they both high-fived each other.

00:17:45.000 The two doctors.

00:17:46.000 You know why?

00:17:47.000 Ryan, you're a genius.

00:17:48.000 You'll be able to figure this out.

00:17:50.000 They high-fived each other because of the Diet Coke.

00:17:53.000 I'll blow you live on the air if you guessed this correctly.

00:17:58.000 And then we'll jizz, point your dick to the camera, and it'll be the jizz cam. 1.00

00:18:01.000 3D jizzes.

00:18:02.000 That's disgusting.

00:18:04.000 How is it disgusting?

00:18:05.000 Now it's kind of a win-win, actually.

00:18:07.000 How is it disgusting?

00:18:09.000 That they high-fived because they recommend that their patients drink Diet Coke because there's no sugar in it.

00:18:19.000 You think that's blowjob material? 1.00

00:18:22.000 My life would be over if I blew you.

00:18:24.000 It would ruin sex for me forever.

00:18:26.000 This would be the end of our relationship.

00:18:27.000 I'd have to fire you.

00:18:29.000 And then I'd probably not come to work for a while.

00:18:30.000 It'd be weird.

00:18:31.000 Once you go whatever the hell I am, you never...

00:18:34.000 Well, you wander back.

00:18:37.000 Once you go, Japrikin, you're left to more than squeaking. 1.00

00:18:44.000 That wasn't fun.

00:18:45.000 You're left to more than...

00:18:46.000 I didn't have anything as I started that.

00:18:48.000 I was like, come on, brain.

00:18:49.000 You jump in at the end.

00:18:50.000 And my brain was like, I got nothing, dude.

00:18:52.000 Nothing rhymes with that.

00:18:53.000 Very clearly, that's what happened, yes.

00:18:55.000 No, so here's the deal.

00:18:57.000 When you drink hot coffee, caffeine, the caffeinated vapors are going up your nose.

00:19:06.000 Your nose is where most of the bacteria is.

00:19:08.000 So the bacteria is getting blasted with hot caffeine.

00:19:14.000 Hot particles.

00:19:16.000 The caffeine's burning the bacteria.

00:19:20.000 Excuse me, my allergies are acting up.

00:19:22.000 So people who drink hot coffee tend to be healthier because their bacteria is constantly getting blasted with that.

00:19:27.000 And they have noticed a pattern with staph infections and low immune systems where the people don't drink coffee.

00:19:33.000 It was a kooky theory they both had.

00:19:37.000 Speaking.

00:19:40.000 But now I'm annoyed that you don't want me to blow you.

00:19:42.000 Go to 1-7.

00:19:45.000 I think you have to understand that there's a gray area between straight and gay.

00:19:49.000 I know that.

00:19:50.000 Perfectly normal.

00:19:51.000 Frankie and I have is so genuine and hate.

00:19:54.000 But the bond that Frankie and I have is so genuine and sincere that I truly feel like he is my boyfriend.

00:20:01.000 I was gonna say, if I ever question my sexuality, you just personally explain it.

00:20:05.000 Thank you.

00:20:05.000 Sounds good.

00:20:06.000 If I was gay, dude, dude, I would be obsessed with you.

00:20:10.000 I mean, I am...

00:20:10.000 I'm not gay, but if I was, he'd be my man for sure.

00:20:16.000 Too bad I'm not gay, right?

00:20:17.000 We live together.

00:20:18.000 It'd be over.

00:20:19.000 It'd be over.

00:20:20.000 I'd be gay.

00:20:21.000 If I was gay, I would be on my knees soaking your dick right now. 1.00

00:20:24.000 If I was gay, I would want to be exact. 0.93

00:20:29.000 I mean, that's something you can say once as a joke.

00:20:31.000 But when it comes up like five times.

00:20:34.000 That is so fucking funny.

00:20:36.000 He just can't help himself.

00:20:38.000 Well, Chad and JT went to, I don't know, San Bernardino City Hall, whatever this is in California, to propose bro marriage for each other.

00:20:51.000 And I think you and I should consider this.

00:20:53.000 Okay.

00:20:54.000 Chad first and JT, is that cool?

00:20:56.000 Okay, sure.

00:20:57.000 All right, sick.

00:20:59.000 Yeah, what up, council?

00:21:00.000 My name is Chad Kroger.

00:21:03.000 This is my dog, JT.

00:21:04.000 And we're stoked to be here in Vegas.

00:21:06.000 We just came from the Cosmo pool and had a pretty massive revelation.

00:21:11.000 This past year was nuts.

00:21:13.000 And while it tried to bring many of us down, there were some pretty massive silver linens that came out of it.

00:21:19.000 COVID brought a ton of people together.

00:21:21.000 Ross and Shelby got married, Trevor and Lauren, Ask Clown and Lauren.

00:21:25.000 It's a different Lauren.

00:21:27.000 And we were stoked to be virtual groomsmen at all three weddings.

00:21:30.000 Virtual grooms.

00:21:30.000 But COVID also brought two other people together.

00:21:33.000 Us.

00:21:35.000 And the desire to make it legal crossed our minds, but a major snafu is that the government does not recognize platonic love between two bros.

00:21:43.000 But JT is my soulmate.

00:21:45.000 Just he's even just a motherfucker.

00:21:46.000 Jeff is equal to any other couple.

00:21:49.000 And we've been through stuff together.

00:21:51.000 You know, we've had our losses and our fights.

00:21:54.000 Like the time he finished the puzzle I had been working on without me.

00:21:58.000 Yeah, we got past it and ended up crushing the thousand piece Charles Wysoski together while getting hammered. 0.95

00:22:03.000 It was really sick.

00:22:04.000 And yeah, okay, so the romantic part is not really there despite our most sincere effort.

00:22:11.000 So I'm here, counsel, to ask you to formally recognize the love between us.

00:22:17.000 And I'm going to be straight up.

00:22:19.000 We want to be legally bonded as bros.

00:22:23.000 And while we may just be two bros, should we not be offered the same protections that your standard issue couple gets?

00:22:28.000 Okay, we get that.

00:22:29.000 Let's see JT's.

00:22:30.000 He's second, I think.

00:22:32.000 Inevitably, with these kind of comedy duos, there's one guy who's way funnier.

00:22:38.000 Is it Chad or is it JT?

00:22:39.000 Let's see what JT's got.

00:22:41.000 Hit it, JT.

00:22:42.000 What up, Council?

00:22:44.000 Oh, sorry, excuse me.

00:22:45.000 What up, Council?

00:22:47.000 And Chad, thank you.

00:22:49.000 Thank you for being you, dude.

00:22:52.000 Like, this dude has been with me through everything.

00:22:55.000 Like, the time I tore my rotator cuff or when my girlfriend danced with my nemesis, Eric Musio, at Coachella.

00:23:03.000 JP Wynn.

00:23:04.000 Or at the time I thought I had herpes.

00:23:06.000 Which I did inevitably get, but not that time.

00:23:09.000 But he always saw that one.

00:23:12.000 He said when he thought I had herpes, which I did get later, but not at that time.

00:23:16.000 I thought I had herpes.

00:23:18.000 Which I did inevitably get, but not that time.

00:23:20.000 Inevitably.

00:23:21.000 But he always saw the best in all those situations.

00:23:24.000 And that's what I want in a partner.

00:23:25.000 It's someone who makes the bad days good and just encourages me to see the possibility in life.

00:23:31.000 And you know, like, a lot of couples don't hook up.

00:23:34.000 Like, relationships, and I can't believe I'm saying this, are about more than boning.

00:23:42.000 You know, like, our relationship is kind and patient.

00:23:47.000 You know what these politicians are doing, too?

00:23:50.000 These things are usually so boring.

00:23:51.000 They realize they're getting pranked and they're like, let's just play it out, man.

00:23:54.000 I need a break.

00:23:55.000 There's some color.

00:23:57.000 That's what I was bringing up, by the way, in that Vanity Fair piece, which I'm not, I know I'm turning into Lenny Bruce about it.

00:24:03.000 When he's saying, you have to watch your violent rhetoric, it led to the storming of the Capitol.

00:24:07.000 It's evil.

00:24:07.000 And I showed him all this violent rhetoric from the left.

00:24:10.000 But when you're like, no, but you can't say it and you can't go like this.

00:24:13.000 And you have to understand that even though you said choke a tranny about trannies who were spitting in people's faces, you can't say it because it could be taken out of context.

00:24:24.000 So now I have to speak in this really stoic, gray way where I say, if someone who claims to be trans is spitting in your face and security is unavailable, you should consider possibly physically retaliating if that's your last option.

00:24:40.000 That's how I have to talk.

00:24:41.000 I'm just saying anchor babies.

00:24:44.000 That same thing.

00:24:46.000 I mean, it's a colorless world they want.

00:24:50.000 So drab, so mundane.

00:24:54.000 So unfun.

00:24:55.000 And that was the guy, the friend I exed that I've known since 84.

00:25:02.000 He was like, hate begets hate, man.

00:25:03.000 And the reason I exed him is there's three things.

00:25:07.000 There's three reasons to X. Someone attacks your home, your work, or your family.

00:25:12.000 Now, attacking your home almost never happens.

00:25:14.000 But here's an example.

00:25:16.000 You're having a huge party, you're renting, you're in an apartment building, and it's getting late, and your super is going to be pissed off, and you might get evicted because this is the third time there's been noise complaints.

00:25:27.000 And you go, dudes, we got to keep it down.

00:25:29.000 It's past 12.

00:25:30.000 And my super's already pissed off about the party last week.

00:25:33.000 And someone goes, fuck that man, and starts blaring it.

00:25:35.000 And then your super comes by and he tells your super to fuck off.

00:25:38.000 Now he's messing with your home.

00:25:41.000 You're dead to me.

00:25:44.000 Messing with your job, we've all seen that a million times.

00:25:46.000 You talk to someone's boss and it slips out that, you know, he was fucking the dog that day and he was playing hookie.

00:25:53.000 Dead to me.

00:25:54.000 Or you try to get my job and he can, like, the job one's easy.

00:25:57.000 And then messing with my marriage, here's one.

00:26:02.000 Say you smoke and your wife hates smoking and you don't want her to know.

00:26:05.000 And then you let it, you tell her.

00:26:07.000 You go, He smokes all the time.

00:26:08.000 You just fuck with my marriage, you're dead to me.

00:26:13.000 Now, in this case, this like reputation as being a hate monger hasn't just fucked with me, it's fucked with my children, their social life, my son's sports teams.

00:26:23.000 I've got my house vandalized, my wife's social life, she's lost all her friends because of these lies.

00:26:28.000 Now, when you say hate begets hate, you're jumping on board with that.

00:26:32.000 And you're taking the side of the people who tear as my family.

00:26:35.000 In other words, you're messing with my family.

00:26:37.000 In other words, that's a deal-breaker.

00:26:39.000 You can fuck with me until the cows come home. 1.00

00:26:42.000 But as soon as they start justifying a war on your kids, it's a no-brainer.

00:26:49.000 You don't even have to think about it.

00:26:51.000 It doesn't feel bad.

00:26:56.000 Speaking of friends, I am responsible for Ryan's lease.

00:27:03.000 I was the guarantor.

00:27:04.000 I made sure his rent was paid at his old place.

00:27:06.000 He's got a new place now.

00:27:08.000 Yes.

00:27:08.000 And as he's, he was helping me move some stuff to the studio.

00:27:14.000 And I go, this is pretty heavy.

00:27:16.000 It's a foosball table that we got now.

00:27:18.000 He goes, this is pretty heavy.

00:27:20.000 And he goes, oh, don't worry about it.

00:27:20.000 I've been moving all day.

00:27:22.000 I go, moving all day?

00:27:25.000 You already got a new spot?

00:27:27.000 And he goes, yeah, yeah, we already moved in.

00:27:29.000 But when's your lease up?

00:27:31.000 I think your lease is up for another two months.

00:27:34.000 And he goes, oh, no, it's month to month.

00:27:37.000 And I go, A, what does that, what apartment is month to month?

00:27:42.000 You mean a boarding house, a hotel?

00:27:45.000 And he goes, no, you said that.

00:27:46.000 So we just got a new place.

00:27:48.000 And I go, Ryan, I'm trying to help him with logic.

00:27:51.000 Say you're a landlord and you have apartment buildings.

00:27:56.000 If people can just randomly walk out, how do you have time to get a new tenant?

00:28:01.000 You're going to have an empty apartment.

00:28:03.000 That's thousands and thousands of dollars down the drain.

00:28:07.000 And he goes, well, I didn't think of that.

00:28:08.000 I guess I'll just have to pay the two months or whatever.

00:28:11.000 And I'm like, you just got a bonus of five grand.

00:28:13.000 Your rent's $1,700.

00:28:16.000 You just almost lost your whole bonus.

00:28:19.000 Or you took a fucking $4,000 bite out of it.

00:28:22.000 Yeah, it's a big deal.

00:28:23.000 And he goes, that's got to happen.

00:28:24.000 It stinks, but it's true.

00:28:28.000 But the part I don't get is why you would think you can just walk out of an apartment like it's a giant hotel.

00:28:34.000 I heard that you can give a 60-day notice.

00:28:37.000 Yes?

00:28:38.000 It's about that time.

00:28:40.000 What?

00:28:41.000 We're going to still pay till November.

00:28:43.000 So from now to then is a 60-month, 60-months, 60-year notice if we let them know.

00:28:49.000 Wait, 60 days, all of August, all of September.

00:28:52.000 That brings it to October 1st.

00:28:55.000 Yeah, it's more than.

00:28:57.000 What?

00:28:57.000 It's a more than 60-day notice that we're moving out.

00:29:02.000 Wait, so it's worse than what I'm saying.

00:29:06.000 If you gave her notice today, the two months would be August and September.

00:29:09.000 You'd have to pay August, right?

00:29:12.000 And then September would be your last month.

00:29:15.000 Right.

00:29:17.000 So that's the 60 days.

00:29:21.000 Isn't this a 90-day notice if it's November 1st?

00:29:26.000 No, you didn't give any notice, dude, that you're going to move out.

00:29:32.000 Yeah, I think, look, I don't know how it works, but you got to do it.

00:29:37.000 I would imagine the latest you could do it is two weeks before your last two months.

00:29:41.000 And you better have a great excuse.

00:29:43.000 Yeah.

00:29:44.000 I don't know.

00:29:44.000 Thanks to me, you've been paying your rent on time, so you might be in her good books.

00:29:48.000 Have you spoken to her?

00:29:50.000 They love me as a tenant.

00:29:52.000 Not at all.

00:29:53.000 I helped them.

00:29:53.000 I'm not a tenant anymore.

00:29:55.000 Well, yeah, that's true.

00:29:56.000 Yeah, I would help, you know, when there was a flood downstairs, or what do you call that guy?

00:30:01.000 A custodian?

00:30:04.000 I don't know.

00:30:04.000 Custodian.

00:30:05.000 Superintendent?

00:30:06.000 Superintendent.

00:30:07.000 Custodian guy.

00:30:08.000 He does everything.

00:30:11.000 Yeah, so I don't know.

00:30:12.000 She wrote me a really nice email.

00:30:13.000 She's like, you're really a dream tenant.

00:30:15.000 There's never been a trend.

00:30:16.000 Okay, here's what I think you should do.

00:30:17.000 And I'm like, how is that possible?

00:30:19.000 I play guitar very loudly.

00:30:20.000 I've gotten into very loud arguments with my ex there.

00:30:24.000 I don't understand how I'm good.

00:30:26.000 But it's probably because we pay on time because of you.

00:30:30.000 I think here's what you should do.

00:30:32.000 You should use that email like now, right after we're done the show, and say, I screwed up should be the subject.

00:30:40.000 And then just explain in long form exactly the truth.

00:30:43.000 I like that.

00:30:44.000 I like that better than saying my parents died or whatever.

00:30:46.000 Yeah.

00:30:47.000 And then I have to lie about having parents.

00:30:51.000 And just say, I kind of just thought you could wander.

00:30:53.000 This is my first apartment.

00:30:55.000 I just thought you could just sort of wander out.

00:30:58.000 That makes it sound, yeah.

00:31:00.000 But that's the truth.

00:31:01.000 I thought that that was the case.

00:31:02.000 And maybe she'll go, he's lying.

00:31:03.000 No one's that stupid.

00:31:05.000 And then you could add, if you think that's the stupidest thing you've ever heard, call me right now.

00:31:09.000 Here's my cell.

00:31:10.000 And give me basic math questions like under.

00:31:14.000 Decent at math.

00:31:15.000 Times tables.

00:31:16.000 Like seven times seven.

00:31:18.000 49.

00:31:19.000 8 times 7.

00:31:20.000 I think that's...

00:31:21.000 Is that 68?

00:31:22.000 Yep, it's 68.

00:31:23.000 No, 72.

00:31:26.000 That one's confusing me.

00:31:27.000 Wait, 56 is 7 times 8.

00:31:30.000 Yep.

00:31:30.000 Okay.

00:31:31.000 Anyway.

00:31:33.000 So that was alarming.

00:31:34.000 It's all memory, by the way.

00:31:36.000 You're not actually conjugating.

00:31:37.000 Or not conjugate.

00:31:38.000 You're not conjugating.

00:31:39.000 Yeah.

00:31:39.000 You're conjugating math verbs.

00:31:41.000 The math owls.

00:31:42.000 Anyway, we'll keep you posted on that because I've never heard of this before.

00:31:45.000 I've heard of people skipping out on rent on purpose as a fuck you. 0.99

00:31:49.000 And then the landlord is stuck making that month the last month.

00:31:52.000 That's something you've done.

00:31:53.000 You fucks up your credit, blah, blah, blah. 0.85

00:31:55.000 I've never heard of someone smiling and just walking out of the apartment.

00:31:59.000 No, but we were never going to not pay.

00:32:02.000 That's crazy.

00:32:03.000 We were never going to not pay.

00:32:04.000 You were going to happily pay for August for an empty apartment?

00:32:08.000 Does that sound like good planning for someone who has a kid coming?

00:32:10.000 Just to throw $1,700 into the garbage?

00:32:13.000 No, that's not a good idea.

00:32:14.000 But I thought it was...

00:32:16.000 I asked her, my fiancé asked her multiple times, are you sure it's month to month?

00:32:22.000 And she said, yes.

00:32:23.000 I spoke with Gavin and he said, he confirmed it was a month to month thing.

00:32:27.000 And that's when I go back to...

00:32:28.000 I was like, are you talking about the phone bill or something?

00:32:29.000 That's when I go back to, and it's the same thing you say to drug addicts: play it out.

00:32:34.000 So tell me about this universe where apartments are month to month, and you just leave whenever.

00:32:41.000 I agree.

00:32:41.000 Just walk out.

00:32:42.000 That's true.

00:32:43.000 That's called a hotel.

00:32:45.000 And hotels actually, that's not even really the same as a hotel because you essentially have a 24-hour lease.

00:32:51.000 Right.

00:32:51.000 Or less.

00:32:52.000 You can check in at around 3.

00:32:53.000 You usually have to be out by noon.

00:32:56.000 Right?

00:32:56.000 11, yeah.

00:32:57.000 So you have a 21-hour lease, whatever it is.

00:33:00.000 And then it's time to go or you get fined.

00:33:06.000 So you've already, in a way, when you sign up for a hotel, you already told them your stay.

00:33:10.000 So you've already moved out, in a sense.

00:33:13.000 Your lease is over at noon.

00:33:15.000 Any hiszel, we'll keep you posted on that.

00:33:19.000 I also, I think we should charge you every day you're late $100.

00:33:23.000 I heard that.

00:33:24.000 I saw that in the group text.

00:33:25.000 One minute late, $100.

00:33:27.000 Because that sounds harsh, but just get there early.

00:33:30.000 And secondly, most businesses, if you're late three times, you just get fired.

00:33:34.000 True.

00:33:35.000 That's a lot more expensive.

00:33:36.000 Anyway, we barely begun the show and it's half an hour in.

00:33:40.000 Very boring front page.

00:33:41.000 Richard Branson went to outer space before the other billionaires.

00:33:45.000 Who gives a shit?

00:33:47.000 I couldn't care less.

00:33:48.000 I think it's cool.

00:33:49.000 I think that's a fun thing to do with your money.

00:33:51.000 Awesome, dude.

00:33:52.000 Have fun.

00:33:53.000 Floating around up there.

00:33:54.000 Awesome.

00:33:55.000 If he was my friend, I'd call him and go, what was that like?

00:33:58.000 Was that weird?

00:34:00.000 But I couldn't give a shit.

00:34:02.000 I mean, I saw a video a long time ago.

00:34:03.000 See if you can find this.

00:34:04.000 This guy gets in an air balloon on his own, buys a spacesuit, and just takes it right up, but up, up, up, up, up, up, up, until he's in outer space.

00:34:19.000 And then he jumps.

00:34:21.000 And he had a hole in his glove.

00:34:24.000 What did you put in the search bar?

00:34:26.000 Air balloon space flight.

00:34:28.000 Just go man goes to outer space in air balloon.

00:34:34.000 There was a hole in his glove.

00:34:36.000 It really fucked up.

00:34:36.000 It burnt his hand.

00:34:37.000 And I know from first hand how much that hurts.

00:34:43.000 But like when I saw that video, it's old.

00:34:45.000 It's like 1960 or something.

00:34:47.000 When I saw that video, I went, oh, cool.

00:34:49.000 That was something.

00:34:50.000 You did that?

00:34:51.000 And then he jumps down with a parachute.

00:34:53.000 Okay.

00:34:54.000 So you went to space.

00:34:55.000 I didn't know you could go on a balloon.

00:34:57.000 Wish you're nothing but the best.

00:35:00.000 What do we got here?

00:35:02.000 That doesn't look right.

00:35:04.000 No, that doesn't look like.

00:35:05.000 That looks like 60s, huh?

00:35:07.000 No.

00:35:08.000 Oh, shit.

00:35:12.000 Jesus, old men with those giant fat jowls. 1.00

00:35:16.000 I want to just buy them a beard.

00:35:18.000 I want to tackle them, rape them, and then put them up in a cabin where it's like Silence of the Lambs until they grow a beard.

00:35:28.000 Why rape? 1.00

00:35:29.000 I don't know.

00:35:29.000 Might as well.

00:35:31.000 When in Rome?

00:35:33.000 It's free.

00:35:35.000 You're already going to jail for a long time.

00:35:37.000 You might as well get laid. 0.94

00:35:41.000 So we'll see if you can find that at some point today.

00:35:44.000 Whoa, is this him?

00:35:46.000 In 2014, this man did that.

00:35:48.000 Whoa.

00:35:51.000 Yeah, I mean, you can tell it's kind of old looking.

00:35:53.000 It may have been the 70s.

00:35:54.000 It's not recent.

00:35:58.000 And I guess we're supposed to care that England lost a soccer game?

00:36:02.000 Soccer.

00:36:04.000 Maybe when you play it a lot, and they do those decout moves, it's exciting to watch, but I don't get it.

00:36:11.000 And I played it as a kid.

00:36:14.000 My Scottish cousins were sending me these memes of like Rab Nesbitt, who's like the Archie Bunker of Scotland.

00:36:20.000 And he goes, it's no fucking coming home.

00:36:24.000 Isn't it coming home?

00:36:26.000 I had no idea.

00:36:27.000 And I want to keep a good relationship with them.

00:36:29.000 They don't text me that much.

00:36:30.000 So I was like, ha ha, it's so true.

00:36:34.000 But I guess they mean the World Cup.

00:36:36.000 It's not coming back to England.

00:36:37.000 And they love that.

00:36:38.000 So they watch England playing Italy and they root for Italy.

00:36:41.000 Scotland always roots for the person that's not England. 0.75

00:36:45.000 It could be fucking Kazakhstan.

00:36:48.000 And they're excited.

00:36:50.000 So I guess that's good news.

00:36:52.000 And then there was something about racism.

00:36:53.000 Did you see this?

00:36:54.000 I didn't even put it in the notes because I care so little.

00:36:57.000 But I guess there was three black guys on the English team.

00:37:01.000 I don't know if they took a knee or if they fouled or they did something wrong.

00:37:05.000 I mean, are you losing interest as quickly as I am?

00:37:08.000 I'm more interested in the guy from 1968 who got in an air balloon and had a broken glove.

00:37:14.000 Sorry.

00:37:15.000 But we got to cover the news.

00:37:19.000 The Conor McGregor fight.

00:37:20.000 You know what?

00:37:20.000 I'm not going to talk about it much.

00:37:23.000 We have the whole thing on tape.

00:37:25.000 We had cameras all over the studio.

00:37:26.000 We got drunk.

00:37:27.000 We watched the fight.

00:37:28.000 It was fucking amazing.

00:37:31.000 The fights previous, the prelims were nuts.

00:37:33.000 There's this woman fighting. 1.00

00:37:34.000 She got a cut on her forehead from a headbutt that looked like a vagina, which meant that the blood, you know how much a head bleeds? 1.00

00:37:41.000 The blood was coming out like she was a new race called red. 1.00

00:37:44.000 There was zero not red on her head.

00:37:47.000 She looked like something from Guardians of the Galaxy.

00:37:49.000 A red woman from the planet Red. 1.00

00:37:52.000 That was cool.

00:37:53.000 Some dude did a back.

00:37:54.000 There, that looks like it.

00:37:55.000 Yeah.

00:37:57.000 Joe Kittinger, first man to kiss the sky.

00:38:00.000 And when did he do that?

00:38:01.000 The glove thing really helped the search.

00:38:03.000 When did he do that?

00:38:05.000 19.

00:38:07.000 Guy, guys, guys.

00:38:08.000 1960.

00:38:09.000 Basic fucking journalism.

00:38:11.000 The five W's are in the first paragraph.

00:38:13.000 Who, what, when, where, why?

00:38:15.000 We shouldn't be third paragraph 1960.

00:38:18.000 But do they have the video for it?

00:38:21.000 They better.

00:38:22.000 What a stupid thing to put up.

00:38:24.000 Bastard.

00:38:24.000 Without a video.

00:38:26.000 Terrible bastard.

00:38:27.000 Oh my God.

00:38:27.000 There's so many fucking people dialing it in these days.

00:38:30.000 That guy had a deadline.

00:38:32.000 They had to write about space.

00:38:33.000 He wrote that in.

00:38:34.000 How would you not say to your editor, can we please include a video of it or download the video in case it gets cut?

00:38:42.000 Like, don't you care about your job?

00:38:45.000 Like that Vanity Fair piece I was saying to Adam in the comments, in the thing I wrote, I was like, do your fucking job.

00:38:53.000 He says, Gavin alleges that he raised money for an SPLC lawsuit.

00:38:58.000 The complaint is out there, talk to Ron Coleman, the lawyer.

00:39:01.000 It's all verifiable.

00:39:03.000 When a person ejects extreme high altitude, he is liable to spin.

00:39:09.000 And the higher you eject, the more spinning you could do.

00:39:13.000 Unfortunately, we didn't have aircraft that would go that high.

00:39:16.000 The only thing you could get up that high was a balloon vehicle.

00:39:19.000 The takeoff was in the morning at about six o'clock.

00:39:22.000 The climb time from takeoff to 102,000 feet was about an hour and a half.

00:39:27.000 And 40,000 feet, which is where my pressure suit inflates.

00:39:31.000 And I suddenly discovered that a pressure suit glove, my right hand, was not working.

00:39:35.000 I knew that if I told the people on the ground that it wasn't working, that they'd make me abort the flight.

00:39:40.000 So I opted not to tell the people on the ground that I had this problem.

00:39:44.000 I could not use my right hand during the flight.

00:39:46.000 Everything I had to use my left hand.

00:39:48.000 It swolled up about twice its normal size.

00:39:51.000 Well, the sign on the bottom of the gondola was, this is the highest step in space.

00:39:55.000 Think about being at 102,000.

00:39:57.000 Don't you go through some like fire thing when you go to space?

00:40:01.000 In all the science fiction movies, it's normal, normal, normal air, then a layer of flames.

00:40:07.000 Cattell, I know a lot about science.

00:40:08.000 And then boom, you're in space.

00:40:10.000 But he seemed to, I guess there's spacey stuff before the fire.

00:40:15.000 There's it.

00:40:17.000 I'm named for it.

00:40:18.000 I'm looking for it.

00:40:19.000 And I saw the balloon flying into space.

00:40:21.000 Turn it up.

00:40:22.000 I don't want to hear you mind.

00:40:23.000 That's amazing.

00:40:23.000 Then suddenly I realized that the balloon was sitting still and I was going down at a fantastic rate.

00:40:29.000 And then the small frog chute came out and I free fell, stabilized from that altitude all the way down to 14,000 feet with my main parachute open.

00:40:40.000 And then it was just a question of getting down to the ground.

00:40:43.000 When I landed, my team was right there immediately.

00:40:46.000 We were just ecstatic because we had accomplished what we set out to do.

00:40:50.000 We had shown that man could go into space and work properly.

00:40:53.000 We showed that we could protect him in a space environment.

00:40:56.000 Isn't that way more interesting than some billionaires going on in Lark?

00:41:00.000 I mean, you might as well rented a really good jet ski.

00:41:03.000 I don't care.

00:41:03.000 Anyway, sorry.

00:41:05.000 You don't really tune in the news to see.

00:41:06.000 Take the bird, which is the bald eagle.

00:41:09.000 So yeah, the UFC fight, I'm sure you've heard about it by now.

00:41:11.000 Conor McGregor, thank God, we didn't spend four grand going down there.

00:41:16.000 But Christian Poire claims it was from a kick.

00:41:22.000 Conor McGregor says it wasn't.

00:41:23.000 He just must have had a shitty fractured leg.

00:41:25.000 But without anything before whatsoever, I've never seen this before in my life.

00:41:30.000 No kick, nothing.

00:41:32.000 He goes to stand back on his leg, and it crumples up like...

00:41:37.000 Actually, I'll show you exactly what it crumpled up like.

00:41:40.000 Like folding a newspaper.

00:41:42.000 Watch this.

00:41:44.000 Okay, this is his leg, right?

00:41:47.000 And he stands like this, and it just goes crank.

00:41:53.000 It was, everyone screamed.

00:41:55.000 And then we had to rewind it 100 times because we're like, what brought that on?

00:42:00.000 Let me see.

00:42:01.000 But we do have some video here.

00:42:05.000 Connor McGregor breaks his ankle and does some poor.

00:42:08.000 He looks more like his shin bone.

00:42:10.000 T-K-O. 1.00

00:42:11.000 I want to show you guys this one right here.

00:42:14.000 Take a look.

00:42:15.000 So this is Connor.

00:42:17.000 This is Connor again.

00:42:18.000 You might not want to look.

00:42:19.000 You might not want to look, but here it is.

00:42:21.000 Watch this.

00:42:24.000 Connor goes back.

00:42:28.000 Boom.

00:42:28.000 There it is.

00:42:30.000 There it is.

00:42:31.000 I guess he's just a broken angle.

00:42:33.000 He's just going up to fight.

00:42:33.000 He kind of takes a step back as poor Yankees.

00:42:35.000 So Jake Paul had made a, and we don't mention this on the movie we did, so I can talk about that.

00:42:42.000 Jake Paul made a ceramic picture of, no, ceramic sculpture with Jacob the Jeweler of Conor McGregor covered in, I don't know, 14 karat diamonds, whatever, as a chain.

00:42:58.000 And he gave it to Christian Poire as a $100,000 gift.

00:43:04.000 What happens next?

00:43:05.000 Everyone I talk to that knows what they're talking about at the gym says he fights Jake Paul for $100 million or something.

00:43:13.000 I don't know.

00:43:15.000 I don't like that kind of ending to this kind of thing.

00:43:20.000 We got over here one carriers each with a hand-painted McGregor, Sleepy McGregor, and Ammon.

00:43:26.000 Hey, McGregor, you better win tonight, otherwise your career is over.

00:43:29.000 And if you lose, that $50 million bet I gave you won't be on the table anymore.

00:43:33.000 So don't choke like you normally do.

00:43:35.000 Sleepy McGregor, don't go night night.

00:43:38.000 Nightquill McGregor.

00:43:39.000 Fucking shit.

00:43:40.000 It's funny because when he was sitting down, he looked exactly like that sculpture.

00:43:44.000 Yeah.

00:43:44.000 I thought that was taken.

00:43:45.000 I thought that was an aftermath.

00:43:47.000 Well, I saw it on Twitter.

00:43:48.000 I saw a blow-up of it, and I thought it was a picture.

00:43:52.000 What's up, five fans?

00:43:53.000 The Notorious here.

00:43:54.000 Just out of the surgery room.

00:43:56.000 Everything went to plan.

00:43:59.000 Everything went perfect.

00:44:00.000 I'm feeling tremendous.

00:44:01.000 We got six weeks on our crutch now, and then we begin to build back.

00:44:06.000 You know, I want to thank all the fans all around the world for your messages of support.

00:44:10.000 I hope you all enjoyed the show.

00:44:12.000 I want to thank all the fans in attendance at the team on the Mac.

00:44:17.000 He said he's already calling for the next fight.

00:44:19.000 He says, this was stoppage.

00:44:20.000 It doesn't count.

00:44:22.000 And then he says, he screams at Christian Poirier, your wife's sliding into my DMs.

00:44:28.000 Isn't that weird?

00:44:29.000 That's not cool.

00:44:30.000 That's Irish.

00:44:31.000 Maybe that's why I'm so misunderstood.

00:44:33.000 There's not a lot of Irish left in the public eye.

00:44:35.000 And when they see someone saying incredibly obnoxious things, they assume there's some sort of sinister agenda there.

00:44:41.000 It's not just someone being an asshole.

00:44:43.000 Trump was at the UFC.

00:44:45.000 And we watched the whole fight.

00:44:47.000 They cut to like Travis Barker and what, the Kardashians and Machine Gun Kelly and Megan Fox and all this ex-fighters.

00:44:56.000 They didn't cut to Trump once.

00:44:59.000 In fact, we kept having to like find him in the crowd.

00:45:02.000 And I was like, there he is, there he is.

00:45:03.000 And we kept looking out for the red tie.

00:45:07.000 But when he came there, he was saluted.

00:45:09.000 Mel Gibson got up and gave him a salute.

00:45:12.000 Isn't that awesome?

00:45:13.000 A Roman salute? 0.64

00:45:15.000 Yeah.

00:45:15.000 Mel Gibson.

00:45:16.000 No, no, not that one.

00:45:17.000 I know.

00:45:18.000 Remember, my mom was, she missed my brother so much.

00:45:20.000 His name's Kyle.

00:45:21.000 And she was on the stairs and she couldn't get back to Canada.

00:45:25.000 And she said, she was just lying there crying.

00:45:27.000 And she's like, I want to see Kyle.

00:45:32.000 Oh, no.

00:45:34.000 I keep thinking about it.

00:45:36.000 I just want to see Kyle.

00:45:38.000 Well, you could.

00:45:40.000 I'm not going to give you shit.

00:45:42.000 See Kyle all you want, mom.

00:45:45.000 Maybe this is why they didn't want to show him because he would have gotten cheers.

00:45:53.000 Yeah, UFC is...

00:45:54.000 What percentage of UFC fans are mega?

00:45:57.000 I'm going to say 70.

00:46:00.000 All the fighters seem to be.

00:46:02.000 You don't hear a lot of MMA fighters saying, fuck Trump.

00:46:05.000 Yeah, that's gay. 0.93

00:46:06.000 Someone sent me this.

00:46:07.000 I thought it was interesting.

00:46:09.000 A liberal site that a friend of mine keeps watching.

00:46:12.000 I don't know why, but whatever.

00:46:13.000 You should watch liberal news.

00:46:15.000 All Ann Coulter watches is MSNBC.

00:46:19.000 She knows all their tropes because she's ensconced in them.

00:46:24.000 She immerses herself in liberal news all day.

00:46:30.000 But apparently this lawsuit is being filed in the wrong state, the one that I'm participating in, where he's suing Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram.

00:46:39.000 And they demand on their site their terms of service, say, if you're going to sue us, what the fuck is taking you so long?

00:46:46.000 Then you have to do it in these places.

00:46:49.000 But they're suing in Florida.

00:46:51.000 So this guy who hates Trump says it's bullshit.

00:46:56.000 Which is Trump's Facebook lawsuit is filed in Florida.

00:46:59.000 Facebook's terms of service requires any claim, cause of action, or dispute you have against us to be filed in federal court in Northern California or San Mateo County state court.

00:47:10.000 The Trump Twitter lawsuit is also filed in Florida.

00:47:13.000 Twitter's terms of service says, quote, all disputes related to these terms of service will be brought solely in the federal or state courts located in San Francisco County.

00:47:25.000 Oh, so these are BS lawsuits which are probably going to get thrown out.

00:47:31.000 So what's going on here?

00:47:32.000 Oh, like many things related to trauma.

00:47:35.000 Wait, it's a BS.

00:47:37.000 This is one of my pet peeves.

00:47:39.000 Oh, hmm.

00:47:42.000 You know what I mean?

00:47:44.000 Libertarians do that a lot.

00:47:45.000 Did you?

00:47:46.000 Like chemtrails and stuff?

00:47:48.000 Hmm.

00:47:48.000 Do you think it might be big pharma that is releasing chemicals into the air?

00:47:53.000 Hmm, gee.

00:47:54.000 Like flat earthers always do that.

00:47:56.000 They're always like, hmm, I wonder why you can see buildings refract light on the Chicago lake.

00:48:01.000 Mmm, hmm, gee.

00:48:03.000 Ah, oh, maybe it's because there's no curvature to the earth.

00:48:07.000 Hmm, you think so?

00:48:09.000 Stop.

00:48:10.000 Arrogance is really unappealing.

00:48:12.000 It makes you look unscientific.

00:48:15.000 Let's look this up there, which is that it turns out the website where the team says the people can join Trump's class action lawsuit goes to the America First Policy Institute website.

00:48:27.000 That site allows people to donate and to join their email list.

00:48:32.000 So why is that important?

00:48:33.000 I actually did an entire radar on this over at Rising about the America First Policy Institute, which is a multi-million dollar organization headed up by a former libertarian who worked for Rick Perry, which includes the likes of Larry Kudlow on its distinguished scholars and more,

00:48:50.000 and is essentially a front for what turned into actual Trumpian economics, which was just a bunch of normal Reagan BS.

00:48:59.000 So what does this all actually mean?

00:49:01.000 What's the matter with normal Reagan BS?

00:49:04.000 Like if I sign up for an email list for the America First Policy Institute, I want Reaganomics.

00:49:10.000 I want Reagan BS.

00:49:12.000 Reagan, Make America Great Again is about Reagan.

00:49:15.000 It's saying let's make it 80s again.

00:49:17.000 Let's make it mullets and pit vipers and jet skis. 1.00

00:49:22.000 In conjunction with the American First Nations Policy 2, CPAC, which is going on right now.

00:49:29.000 And Nick Fuentes was down there having fun, calling it gay.

00:49:34.000 This isn't in my notes, by the way.

00:49:36.000 But I noticed him and all his boys have pit vipers on.

00:49:39.000 Yeah.

00:49:40.000 Which is great to see.

00:49:42.000 And I love that he calls CPAC gay. 0.88

00:49:45.000 That's got to be from me, right?

00:49:46.000 Twitter is gay. 0.94

00:49:48.000 I don't like it.

00:49:49.000 They banned me for no reason.

00:49:50.000 Wait, is this it?

00:49:51.000 This is it.

00:49:55.000 CPAC 2021.

00:49:56.000 Yep.

00:50:01.000 It's White Boy Summer. 0.83

00:50:02.000 We're white.

00:50:05.000 It's the era of the first. 1.00

00:50:07.000 I was just telling everybody, we're doing the press conference at 5 o'clock p.m. at the Sheridan Hotel across the street.

00:50:17.000 I'll be giving my most unchanged speech ever.

00:50:23.000 I have nothing to do.

00:50:26.000 This is going to be the most recent speech.

00:50:42.000 In Hall of Dallas this weekend.

00:50:45.000 In Hall of Dallas this weekend.

00:50:47.000 So I'll see you there.

00:50:48.000 Should we try to walk in a city?

00:50:53.000 Like, how can the left has become so fucking humorless and weak?

00:50:57.000 You don't see the humor in what he's saying there?

00:51:00.000 Like, I can just see someone transcribing it as he said it would be the most racist and anti-Semitic.

00:51:05.000 The crowd of white men cheered.

00:51:11.000 There's a Native American writing that up? 1.00

00:51:14.000 The group of white men cheered. 0.63

00:51:16.000 He speaks with a forked tongue.

00:51:18.000 Meanwhile, I have to go.

00:51:20.000 Maggie Longclaus is pregnant.

00:51:22.000 He who Holocaust doubts Cookie Joke.

00:51:31.000 The only good thing these guys are missing is the ability to fight.

00:51:42.000 They should be the brainwing of the Proud Boys.

00:51:44.000 They are.

00:51:47.000 The IT group.

00:51:52.000 That was cool.

00:51:53.000 Also at CPAC.

00:51:55.000 So remember when I destroyed poor Jacob Wall?

00:51:59.000 His title in that Vanity Fair piece is hilarious, by the way.

00:52:02.000 He's a senior fellow of hate research at the National Policy Institute for Combating Hate and Violence in Your Underwear.

00:52:10.000 Like, it goes on for 72 words, but remember, I called him a glass of water with three drops of milk in it.

00:52:17.000 That started a whole thing now with harassing these dudes who come to CPAC and who hate watch.

00:52:23.000 And I'm very proud of that.

00:52:25.000 Because what these people do is they get you fired, they harass you.

00:52:29.000 This guy, Zachary, was there that night, sorry, last year when I was saying, hey, Jared, hey, Jared, you pussy. 0.99

00:52:37.000 And Zachary stood in front of Jared like he's security.

00:52:42.000 This guy is much smaller in person than he looks in there.

00:52:45.000 He's just a series of pencils that have been taped together with a human head on the top.

00:52:52.000 And he was standing like the tough guy.

00:52:54.000 And I burst out laughing.

00:52:56.000 I go, what are you, security?

00:52:57.000 Which he instantly folded.

00:52:58.000 That's the thing about these people.

00:53:00.000 They're so weak.

00:53:01.000 So Zachary's the guy who harassed, he harassed Laura Loomer so much that I think it lost him his job for journalistic ethics or something.

00:53:10.000 And now he works for, I don't know, fucking Salon.

00:53:13.000 Yeah, that's it, Salon.

00:53:15.000 So Elijah Schaefer and that fucking smoke show, Savannah Gonzalez or whatever her name is, they're following him.

00:53:27.000 And now the harassers, the Nazi hunters, are getting hunted themselves.

00:53:31.000 And they cannot handle it.

00:53:32.000 So what he does is he pretends he doesn't know who Elijah is, which is a weird tactic, especially when at the end he admits he does know who he is.

00:53:41.000 I've noticed this too.

00:53:42.000 I confronted that Egyptian couple or that North African couple who were standing staring and discussing my house.

00:53:48.000 And as I'm following them, I go, hold up, hold up.

00:53:50.000 And they go, who are you?

00:53:52.000 Yeah, you have no idea who I am.

00:53:55.000 You were just discussing my home and me.

00:53:57.000 I have you on camera.

00:53:58.000 And you're like, what?

00:53:59.000 Who are you?

00:54:00.000 It's just what cowards do when confronted with reality.

00:54:03.000 Anyway, watch this pussy deny, deny, deny. 1.00

00:54:07.000 Zachary, what do you think about the BLM riots of 2020 and 23 million?

00:54:13.000 Yeah, just ask you what do you think about it?

00:54:15.000 I don't know who you are.

00:54:15.000 I'm sorry.

00:54:16.000 That's fine.

00:54:16.000 I'm just asking you a question.

00:54:19.000 What do you do with questions?

00:54:29.000 American cities are burned down for an inspired year.

00:54:34.000 I'm asking you about Black Loves Matter what you think.

00:54:44.000 Zachary, it doesn't matter.

00:54:45.000 You don't have to be a smug bitch. 1.00

00:54:46.000 Just answer a question.

00:54:49.000 Like I said, I don't know who you guys are.

00:54:51.000 I don't know who you guys are.

00:54:53.000 I don't know who you guys are.

00:54:54.000 Can you not answer a question?

00:54:56.000 Zachary, literally, you work for Salon.

00:55:00.000 We're asking Salon.

00:55:01.000 Reporter an important question.

00:55:03.000 What do you think about the 2020 violent uprising?

00:55:06.000 Are you the guy that was in the Capitol building on January 6th?

00:55:09.000 I was, yeah.

00:55:11.000 See?

00:55:13.000 He finally thinks of a zinger, and that's when he remembers who he is. 0.77

00:55:17.000 That was fun.

00:55:19.000 Zachary Petrizzo.

00:55:21.000 What are these guys doing at CPAC?

00:55:24.000 Right?

00:55:25.000 They're liberal Nazi hunters, and they're there at CPAC to what?

00:55:28.000 Just harass people.

00:55:29.000 Fuck up their lives.

00:55:30.000 They're saboteurs.

00:55:31.000 They're tattletale journalists.

00:55:34.000 This is the era of the tattletale journalist.

00:55:37.000 We're in a new epoch here.

00:55:39.000 Nothing to do with journalism.

00:55:41.000 And again, please go to censored.tv and check out my 50 things wrong with the Vanity Fair hit piece.

00:55:46.000 It took me all night.

00:55:48.000 All Sunday night.

00:55:50.000 I didn't see my kids.

00:55:51.000 I got home.

00:55:51.000 My kids were asleep.

00:55:53.000 Of course, these writers, they never have kids.

00:55:54.000 Have you noticed that?

00:55:56.000 Anyway, this is kind of old news, but I just rediscovered it.

00:56:03.000 Luke O'Brien attacked the Veritas writer.

00:56:07.000 I mean, lawyer.

00:56:08.000 I forget his name.

00:56:10.000 1-4.

00:56:10.000 I've met him before.

00:56:11.000 He's a little fucking fireball.

00:56:13.000 He's short, but he's a badass.

00:56:16.000 When he came out at this Project Veritas party to do a talk, he's like, hello, you may know me.

00:56:21.000 I'm the guy who goes to jail when you guys fuck up.

00:56:27.000 So Huffbos picked up Matthew Tiermond.

00:56:32.000 So Luke O'Brien calls him a Nazi, right?

00:56:35.000 He's a Jew. 1.00

00:56:36.000 Of course, his parents, grandparents survived the Holocaust.

00:56:40.000 And Luke O'Brien is this white, guilty, ethnomasochist who fucked with the wrong Jew because Matthew goes over Luke's family tree.

00:56:52.000 And I'm sure you've heard of Luke O'Brien before.

00:56:54.000 He's a HuffPo smear merchant, Nazi hunter.

00:56:57.000 And turns out he's a rich kid, a very rich kid, who does this as a hobby.

00:57:03.000 And Matthew starts tracing where his money came from.

00:57:07.000 It looks like his money came from Nazis looting Jewish fortunes. 0.73

00:57:12.000 Oh my God.

00:57:14.000 So the Nazi hunters are the Nazis.

00:57:17.000 And they're appeasing their guilt by calling everyone else a Nazi.

00:57:21.000 I mean, that's a great trick to do because it does two things at once.

00:57:24.000 One, it makes everyone a Nazi, so now you're not so bad. 0.82

00:57:28.000 And two, it deflects, puts the blame over there.

00:57:31.000 That's the bad guy.

00:57:33.000 And I guess three, it's some sort of penance for your ancestors' sins.

00:57:39.000 Those are all dumb games.

00:57:41.000 And lastly, in our fake news segment, we didn't do the intro thing for the fake news, but we're having kind of a fun dance around today where we're leaping all over the place.

00:57:52.000 Someone sent in an article that David Shortel wrote.

00:57:58.000 Now, one of the great things about me and Nick not being on Twitter is we can't harass these cunts.

00:58:05.000 If I was on Twitter, mark my words, I would be calling David Shortel out on a daily basis.

00:58:11.000 So, oh, that's the same bitch who said he had a great instinct, the one in the Kelly green dress. 1.00

00:58:17.000 He shows up at Roger Stone's house seconds, minutes before SWAT team shows up.

00:58:21.000 That is proof that the FBI was working with the media.

00:58:25.000 If that is so, and it is, then we have a serious problem with our justice system, where the media And the FBI have merged.

00:58:32.000 That's called communism.

00:58:34.000 That's called tyranny.

00:58:35.000 That's called Stalinism.

00:58:37.000 That's not the way it works in this country.

00:58:40.000 So we called him out.

00:58:41.000 We went to Roger Stone's funeral.

00:58:43.000 Mal and I had big signs.

00:58:44.000 Funeral.

00:58:45.000 I mean, sorry, shit.

00:58:47.000 Trial.

00:58:47.000 We had big signs to stake out king.

00:58:50.000 God damn it, that woman has sex appeal. 1.00

00:58:53.000 What is it about her?

00:58:54.000 Is it the cheeks?

00:58:55.000 When they have those little cheek golf ball cheeks? 1.00

00:58:59.000 She's old as shit. 0.98

00:59:00.000 She's probably my age.

00:59:02.000 And again, I have a coconut smasher.

00:59:07.000 There he is.

00:59:07.000 Let's hear him.

00:59:15.000 Moments later, they're attacking the fire.

00:59:17.000 You know why they had a little kid go do it?

00:59:19.000 Because no established journalist was willing to risk his career if he got caught.

00:59:24.000 Chartel only had to gain nothing to lose.

00:59:27.000 Moments later.

00:59:28.000 But you're not going to send Annison Cooper down there, and then word gets out that he was tipped off by the FBI.

00:59:35.000 So anyway, he goes down to Mexico.

00:59:37.000 He's in hiding.

00:59:40.000 And it says, I'm living in Guadalajara or something, and I'm here for Spanish journalist advocate rights, blah, blah, blah.

00:59:49.000 What the fuck?

00:59:50.000 And now he's back again.

00:59:52.000 So if you are on Twitter, please shout out, David Chartel on Twitter.

01:00:01.000 Say, hey, Dave, glad to see you're back from Mexico.

01:00:04.000 Were you in hiding?

01:00:07.000 Hey, Dave.

01:00:07.000 No, better would be, hey, Dave.

01:00:09.000 Or no, here's my third choice.

01:00:11.000 Hey, it's the stakeout king, David Chartel.

01:00:14.000 Hey, buddy, back from Mexico?

01:00:16.000 Are you out of hiding now?

01:00:18.000 What's the story?

01:00:19.000 Any more big stakeouts coming up?

01:00:21.000 You know, that kind of thing.

01:00:23.000 Because CNN must be petrified.

01:00:26.000 They're going to get caught.

01:00:27.000 And where are the real journalists out there not exposing this story, by the way?

01:00:30.000 I feel like I'm the only one who's talking about it.

01:00:38.000 Let's do some meandering, shall we?

01:00:40.000 The January 6th meandering is still the talk of the town.

01:00:47.000 I guess we don't need interstitials anymore, right?

01:00:50.000 I mean, that's an interstitial of...

01:00:53.000 Of sorts.

01:00:55.000 No, we should have interstitials.

01:00:56.000 Do they do the...

01:00:57.000 What does Tucker do?

01:00:58.000 I want to do whatever Tucker does.

01:00:59.000 It's probably a sweep, like a...

01:01:01.000 Yeah, maybe we should get some sweeps.

01:01:03.000 I got some sweeps.

01:01:05.000 I think this Trycaster's got a couple sweeps.

01:01:07.000 I could look into the sweeps.

01:01:08.000 Look into the sweeps.

01:01:09.000 I'll look into the sweeps.

01:01:11.000 Kumiya is a little too intense.

01:01:13.000 It's like a giant riveting bass drum sonic wave thing.

01:01:18.000 Yeah.

01:01:19.000 I like more of like a whoosh.

01:01:20.000 Yeah, like if I can.

01:01:22.000 Maybe someone could just Zeke Heil.

01:01:24.000 And then there's a masking layer behind it.

01:01:27.000 Yeah.

01:01:28.000 That makes sense to me.

01:01:30.000 That seems logical.

01:01:31.000 Just totally lean into all the false accusations.

01:01:34.000 Well, that's what Nick was doing right there when he said the most anti-Semitic, the most racist.

01:01:40.000 Buddy.

01:01:42.000 So, yeah, we already talked about this, right?

01:01:45.000 Just show it anyway.

01:01:47.000 This is just the tip of the iceberg, 1-8.

01:01:50.000 It's just crazy to me that all they talk about is violence from the right and dangerous rhetoric when that's all the left does.

01:01:59.000 There needs to be unrest in the streets.

01:02:01.000 Tim Kaine, whose son is an Antifa, we need to fight in the streets.

01:02:06.000 Corey Booker, I wanted to punch him in the face.

01:02:09.000 DNC, people talking about taking Trump outside.

01:02:13.000 Maxime Waters said, I'm going to take Trump out tonight.

01:02:17.000 Nancy Pelosi said, I don't know why more people aren't being punched in the face, something like that.

01:02:24.000 Kamala Harris here is saying protesters should not let up.

01:02:28.000 And then zoom in on the Nancy Pelosi one.

01:02:30.000 She goes, I don't know why there aren't uprisings all over the country.

01:02:36.000 Maybe there will be.

01:02:41.000 They totally ignore that.

01:02:43.000 Antifa, their paramilitary wing, their vocabulary is pure violence.

01:02:49.000 And when we say retaliate, we're told it's dangerous.

01:02:53.000 And then they show this guy.

01:02:57.000 This one's amazing.

01:02:59.000 We might even make this into a t-shirt.

01:03:02.000 The New York Times, shouting freedom and other anti-government slogans.

01:03:07.000 Hundreds of Cubans took to the streets and cities around the country on Sunday to protest food and medicine.

01:03:12.000 Freedom is an anti-government slogan.

01:03:16.000 I mean, it is in Cuba in many ways.

01:03:20.000 But doesn't it sound like they're on Cuba's side?

01:03:25.000 I don't give a shit about this, by the way, this Cuban. 1.00

01:03:27.000 That was another big story we should be covering, but like, it's just growing pains.

01:03:32.000 It's sort of like you see a four-year-old fall and hurt his knee and go, whah, and then he gets up and you're like, there you go.

01:03:40.000 Cuba is a toddler.

01:03:42.000 And they have to go through their whole American Revolution shit.

01:03:45.000 I don't envy them.

01:03:46.000 They got a long struggle ahead, but it's not my problem.

01:03:49.000 I wish you nothing but the best, guys.

01:03:53.000 I actually included that in the insurrection because I'm so lazy, I didn't even read the whole thing.

01:03:59.000 And I thought they were talking about the insurrection.

01:04:02.000 I have to admit, I didn't realize that was Cuba.

01:04:05.000 I was skimming so fast that I just saw hands and I thought that was the meandering.

01:04:10.000 And then I saw Freedom and I went, holy shit, and ran with it.

01:04:14.000 So that's some bad TV for you.

01:04:16.000 It's almost like you saw the picture and you're like, why does this look so intense?

01:04:20.000 Yeah.

01:04:20.000 What the fuck?

01:04:22.000 Here's a great comparison.

01:04:23.000 Go to 2.0.

01:04:25.000 I forgot what this link is.

01:04:27.000 I'm already fucking up at my job.

01:04:30.000 Oh, this is great.

01:04:31.000 Yeah, I'm glad we got here.

01:04:33.000 The gay who strayed, who is another boner inducer. 1.00

01:04:38.000 She is so fucking hot. 1.00

01:04:39.000 And I had her on my old show on See Her TV when she had short hair. 0.98

01:04:43.000 And I was like, holy shit, when you grow your hair out, you are going to be a smoke show.

01:04:49.000 And she's got a girl next door appeal. 1.00

01:04:51.000 She's not a Victoria's Secret model, but you want to fuck her way more than a Victoria's Secret model. 1.00

01:04:56.000 Click on her name.

01:04:56.000 Maybe there's pictures of her.

01:04:59.000 She almost exclusively does political memes, but very occasionally she'll show her and her wife, and you're just like, what a waste.

01:05:09.000 No, that's a cool vaccination card.

01:05:12.000 Meme, meme, meme, meme, meme.

01:05:15.000 Looks like a tagged photos.

01:05:17.000 Can we do that on here?

01:05:21.000 Meme, meme, meme, meme.

01:05:24.000 IGTV?

01:05:26.000 No, she still gets what.

01:05:27.000 I don't know how you do that.

01:05:29.000 Just go back to posts.

01:05:32.000 What's censored?

01:05:35.000 Where?

01:05:37.000 Censored.

01:05:38.000 Merge band censored.

01:05:41.000 It's a compilation of stories?

01:05:43.000 Oh, she's got her own page that's all stuff that's been censored.

01:05:47.000 Okay, keep going.

01:05:50.000 There we go.

01:05:52.000 See what I'm saying?

01:05:53.000 That's her in the foreground with the shirt on. 0.99

01:05:55.000 That's her lover. 0.96

01:06:01.000 See what I'm saying?

01:06:01.000 I think she's Italian.

01:06:03.000 Italians are something else. 1.00

01:06:06.000 Marry an Italian, guys. 0.99

01:06:09.000 They've got that nice olive, oily skin.

01:06:13.000 Never wrinkles.

01:06:14.000 They're smoky.

01:06:15.000 Anyway, go back to her tweet, 2-0.

01:06:19.000 BLM Riot lasted seven months. 0.53

01:06:21.000 At least, if you go BLM Antifa, it's more like 18 months.

01:06:27.000 Capital Riot lasted several hours.

01:06:29.000 BLM condemned mostly by Republicans.

01:06:32.000 Capital Riot condemned by all Republicans and Democrats.

01:06:36.000 BLM encouraged by medium politicians. 0.98

01:06:40.000 Capital encouraged by fringe political groups and agitators.

01:06:44.000 23 plus people shot dead in the Antifa BLM riots.

01:06:48.000 I say it's 35.

01:06:50.000 One person killed, and it was MAGA.

01:06:52.000 Hundreds of small businesses destroyed.

01:06:54.000 No small businesses destroyed.

01:06:56.000 150 federal buildings damaged.

01:06:59.000 Isn't that an attack on our democracy?

01:07:02.000 One federal building damaged.

01:07:04.000 Downplayed by the media.

01:07:05.000 Lied about by the media.

01:07:06.000 Protesters bailed out.

01:07:08.000 Protesters kept in solitary confinement still to this day.

01:07:13.000 I saw this thing about the Capitol recently where...

01:07:21.000 Wait, my mind just went blank.

01:07:23.000 That's not good TV.

01:07:24.000 Oh yeah.

01:07:25.000 You know that Asian dude who donated his blue suit to the Smithsonian?

01:07:29.000 And he goes, this is the suit I used.

01:07:31.000 This is the suit I used to donate to, I mean sorry, to clean up after the Capitol riots.

01:07:36.000 I've donated it to the Smithsonian to show how important that moment in our history was.

01:07:42.000 Someone later posted him cleaning up.

01:07:44.000 He had a transparent bag, like a garbage bag, and he was putting in water bottles, empty and semi-drank plastic water bottles into a garbage bag in one particular location.

01:07:58.000 Molotov?

01:07:59.000 Water bottles?

01:08:00.000 Nope.

01:08:01.000 Oh.

01:08:01.000 Poland Spring.

01:08:03.000 Putting them in there.

01:08:04.000 Oh, goodness.

01:08:05.000 Those are so much.

01:08:06.000 There he is.

01:08:08.000 Look at that.

01:08:09.000 Look, thank God.

01:08:12.000 I mean, if he was never born, he wasn't there, there'd be three water bottles and some sort of piece of black, maybe a shirt.

01:08:21.000 What sight is that?

01:08:23.000 Flipboard.

01:08:25.000 So wait, go to the top.

01:08:27.000 Congressman has seen him.

01:08:31.000 Yeah, I've seen news.

01:08:32.000 So they're showing that, and they're sort of like, can you believe how heavy that is?

01:08:37.000 If you can clean up something in a suit, then it's not a bad mess.

01:08:42.000 That's why you'll notice construction workers don't wear it.

01:08:46.000 All right, let's jump to the mailbag.

01:09:08.000 Dude, I don't use this computer anymore, and I just have it for the mailbag here in my desk.

01:09:14.000 The battery's going down.

01:09:15.000 Oh, I unplugged your thing.

01:09:17.000 So that way we could have these lights.

01:09:19.000 Lights.

01:09:22.000 But I kept it charged when I didn't need it, the lights.

01:09:25.000 But why would that make the battery go down if it's closed?

01:09:29.000 I don't know.

01:09:30.000 So I plugged it in and then I plugged it out.

01:09:33.000 I just plugged it out today.

01:09:35.000 So that should have been charging a good amount.

01:09:44.000 So I've done some weeding and viewers, you're right.

01:09:47.000 I really do have to go through the letters before the show because there's a lot of shit.

01:09:52.000 Hell yeah.

01:09:52.000 A lot of crap.

01:09:54.000 So there's no crap here today.

01:09:55.000 So this first one is called K-12 Teachers Brainwashing Video.

01:10:01.000 We've already covered it on the show, but I had asked Ryan to find it, and of course it's in one ear and out the other.

01:10:05.000 This is a guy who thinks you just wander out of your apartment and no one cares.

01:10:09.000 So someone was recently re-watching GMLs from earlier this year with your dad, and you mentioned you can't find the K-12 teachers.

01:10:15.000 I found it, and here's the YouTube link of the original.

01:10:19.000 And it's towards the end there.

01:10:20.000 We've all seen this before, folks, but it's the greatest hit, and I think it's really important that we watch it again because it really just says everything.

01:10:29.000 Like, the curriculum is already very PC with, like, your lamb was stolen from the Indians, and America was built on slavery. 0.92

01:10:38.000 That's the curriculum.

01:10:40.000 But these teachers who are teaching your fucking child, like, if you don't have kids, maybe you don't know that kindergarten is a baby.

01:10:50.000 Almost all their words are wrong.

01:10:53.000 Cheese boogle, like a slog is a sloth.

01:10:58.000 Sunscreen is sunscreen.

01:11:00.000 Like, they're still really silly little kids who you talk to.

01:11:05.000 You don't talk to as a peer.

01:11:06.000 You're like, oh, yeah, tell me more.

01:11:07.000 Like, they're very malleable, I guess, is my point.

01:11:12.000 I have to restart my email.

01:11:14.000 Okay.

01:11:16.000 Or open up the other one.

01:11:17.000 And the fact that kindergarten teachers are saying, I'm taking this already biased curriculum and flushing it down the toilet because it's not radical enough.

01:11:27.000 So what are they doing?

01:11:28.000 I'm teaching them about BLM.

01:11:30.000 I'm teaching them about Antifa.

01:11:31.000 I'm teaching them about Mike Brown, Freddie Gray.

01:11:34.000 And of course, it's one version of those events.

01:11:37.000 Like, Trayvon Martin was just going to get some Skittles and he got shot because he's black.

01:11:43.000 Mike Brown was just walking down the street, and the cop said, Freeze, and he put his hands up and he said, Please don't shoot me.

01:11:48.000 And they killed him.

01:11:50.000 Freddie Gray was driving around this truck and they bonked his head.

01:11:54.000 They were ripping back and forth so much that by the time they got to their destination and opened the door, he was just jam.

01:12:00.000 And that one, we only learned about recently.

01:12:03.000 That one, when I first heard it, I was like, I've been slammed around in a van.

01:12:06.000 I remember it's South by Southwest once.

01:12:08.000 We were driving my buddy's van and everyone was in the back and there's no seats there.

01:12:11.000 And I was ripping through the streets.

01:12:14.000 I was drunk driving, terrorizing them, and they were being hurled against the wall.

01:12:18.000 They did it to me, too, for revenge when they were driving.

01:12:22.000 And I was like, you got to really, really drive like a lunatic to break someone's neck.

01:12:27.000 And then we learned that he was trying to break his neck.

01:12:30.000 He was fucking himself up so he could be the next martyr and get money.

01:12:35.000 And, you know, he didn't want to die, but he wanted to like hurt himself bad.

01:12:38.000 And he could go, they were driving recklessly.

01:12:42.000 Anyway, that's the version that these teachers teach.

01:12:45.000 And they're teaching it to our children.

01:12:47.000 This should be the focus for a lot of us here.

01:12:50.000 I know it's not as sexy as like some tranny with dumb eyebrows. 1.00

01:12:57.000 But as far as like saving America, I think K through 12 is an important direction to go in.

01:13:03.000 So this is over at 3.44, Ryan.

01:13:08.000 Towards the end.

01:13:10.000 You've seen it before, but we can't watch it enough.

01:13:13.000 Everything in school is like what they quizzes.

01:13:16.000 Yeah, exactly.

01:13:17.000 I just know that teachers do not want to teach it.

01:13:19.000 People are very ignorant.

01:13:20.000 They think that they know everything.

01:13:22.000 Society really doesn't care about a lot of things unless it's right in front of their face.

01:13:25.000 You get me?

01:13:25.000 So I personally know firsthand that we are not getting taught, specifically in social studies, the history that we need to know.

01:13:33.000 I actually don't teach what's in our curriculum.

01:13:35.000 I'm teaching children social studies that's not in our curriculum.

01:13:39.000 I'm teaching them things about how to be an anti-racist.

01:13:42.000 Instead of teaching those same three famous black people that we continue to teach, I taught them about protesting. 0.95

01:13:48.000 I taught them about Black Lives Matter.

01:13:49.000 I taught them about things that are happening currently so that they could make those connections.

01:13:53.000 And when they see it on the news, they're informed.

01:13:55.000 They're not ignoring the facts of our world right now.

01:14:01.000 They're facts that we're actually a racist country.

01:14:06.000 A racist country.

01:14:07.000 Yeah.

01:14:08.000 We're not a racist country.

01:14:10.000 Yeah, the crust.

01:14:11.000 Wait, how old is kindergarten?

01:14:15.000 Six.

01:14:15.000 Four to six, right?

01:14:16.000 Is it four to six?

01:14:18.000 That's what I said.

01:14:19.000 In what world kindergarten programs in New York City that require a child to turn five years old by September 1st?

01:14:27.000 Okay.

01:14:27.000 So five.

01:14:29.000 In what world is a five-year-old just sitting down watching the news?

01:14:34.000 Like, you might start watching the news if you're a total raging nerd at 15.

01:14:41.000 Maybe.

01:14:42.000 But you've got to be like a C.J. Pearson Doogie Hauser type.

01:14:46.000 18, you're having too much fun in 17, 18 to watch the news.

01:14:51.000 Maybe like 20, like in college, you might turn it on.

01:14:54.000 Even Schoolhouse Rock was kind of like, I think you're trying to teach me some shit.

01:14:58.000 I'm not really.

01:15:00.000 It's like healthy cereal.

01:15:03.000 You're like, nah, not enough sugar in this shit.

01:15:05.000 That's gross.

01:15:06.000 Those are facts.

01:15:11.000 More Amel and the sniffers? 0.88

01:15:16.000 Okay.

01:15:16.000 Thank you very much.

01:15:18.000 I mean, we've already promoted them.

01:15:20.000 Surely people can look them up on their own.

01:15:21.000 But let's see it.

01:15:25.000 She's got a real Mick Jagger appeal, doesn't she?

01:15:33.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:15:34.000 The moves.

01:15:38.000 Her outfits are amazing.

01:15:48.000 Where'd she put a wallet? 0.72

01:15:59.000 Did you jump in the middle?

01:16:00.000 Some mutts can't be muzzled.

01:16:02.000 Oh, that's lost here.

01:16:06.000 All right, we get it, we get it.

01:16:07.000 Go look up Amel and the Sniffers. 1.00

01:16:08.000 It's weird that a viewer would send me a band we already discovered some more of their songs.

01:16:13.000 Isn't that weird?

01:16:14.000 Yeah, a little bit.

01:16:14.000 Hey, I heard you like the stones.

01:16:15.000 Here's some more of their shit.

01:16:17.000 Maybe she keeps, instead of a wallet, she keeps like two little nublets of gold, like where her nipples are. 1.00

01:16:23.000 And then she could just break off a chunk whenever she needs a smaller transaction. 0.95

01:16:27.000 Yep.

01:16:29.000 Oh, my name is Chuck Stewart.

01:16:31.000 I'm a cunny gunman.

01:16:33.000 I'm a roving young fellow.

01:16:36.000 Hey, old drunk and king of the fag zone. 1.00

01:16:39.000 Ryan, your fun little ass fucking and scissoring fest is no longer being paraded through our town anymore, so you don't need to have a rainbow logo for the show.

01:16:48.000 Love the show.

01:16:49.000 It helped me get through my 10-11 hour shifts.

01:16:51.000 I was 16.

01:16:52.000 And just helped me stay woke, nigga. 1.00

01:16:54.000 Anyway, I want to fuck you with my heels on. 1.00

01:16:56.000 P.S. Ryan, best luck with the girl.

01:16:57.000 May it bring the best.

01:16:58.000 And I love the mullah.

01:17:01.000 We still have the rainbow flag?

01:17:02.000 I thought we got rid of that.

01:17:03.000 We do, Nate.

01:17:05.000 We have the American flag thing, which, if that's what he's talking about.

01:17:09.000 I'm going to censor.tv right now, and I see nothing but stars and strazips, dude.

01:17:12.000 Yeah, you got a problem with the stars and bars, my bro?

01:17:17.000 That's not an old letter, too.

01:17:18.000 It's from yesterday night at midnight.

01:17:21.000 My God.

01:17:23.000 That's weird.

01:17:25.000 Crazy vasectomy music video.

01:17:26.000 This music video was posted to my boyfriend's Slack app.

01:17:30.000 It's like social media they're required to use for work by a fellow employee.

01:17:34.000 The video is most definitely NSFW, but it's been on the Slack page for a week now.

01:17:38.000 Side note, I'm at least partially convinced the fatter, uglier of the two nurse girls in the video is actually a dude.

01:17:45.000 Just saying.

01:17:46.000 Some preview quotes.

01:17:48.000 Every straight man in the world goes snip, snip, snip.

01:17:50.000 We become useless.

01:17:51.000 We're born on a doomed ship.

01:17:53.000 Can't bring a life into less than paradise.

01:17:57.000 The future's not looking bright.

01:17:59.000 Poor people, green people, fuck, son. 1.00

01:18:01.000 A world without money or isms or schisms in the natural rhythm and keeping our ability to spurt jisms.

01:18:09.000 Okay?

01:18:12.000 You know, just as a side note, speaking of weird social media, remember Circle Square?

01:18:21.000 No.

01:18:22.000 It was a thing where you'd have a group of friends, and when you were at a bar or something, it would say, hey, Gavin's at O'Malley's, and it would tell all them.

01:18:34.000 They stopped doing it, I guess, because some people don't want to hang out with their friends all the time, and maybe it became a social thing where you didn't feel like calling that dude.

01:18:40.000 But I have certain dudes that I would love to just know I'm at my local.

01:18:44.000 I don't want to have to go on my text and go, hey, guys, I'm going to O'Malley's.

01:18:50.000 So I'd love an app to do it for me.

01:18:52.000 And I'd love to know if they're all at O'Malley's.

01:18:54.000 Sometimes I'm sitting around bored and they, like the other day, Maddie ended up getting totally shithoused because he was there and someone was like, let's do shots.

01:19:03.000 And it was spontaneous.

01:19:05.000 Now, you feel like a homo if a spontaneous buzz is going on. 1.00

01:19:07.000 You're like, hold on, this is getting fun.

01:19:09.000 I have to text my friend.

01:19:11.000 I don't want him to miss out on one second of fun, you guys.

01:19:15.000 But if the phone was like, hey, dude, you guys are partying, they should bring that back.

01:19:21.000 Anyway, sorry.

01:19:22.000 Social media tangent.

01:19:23.000 Those early aughts?

01:19:25.000 Yes.

01:19:27.000 Circle Square, I believe.

01:19:29.000 Hear me peeling away in my PT.

01:19:34.000 I just got off the stage and left them asking.

01:19:36.000 Could it be he?

01:19:36.000 The one who breaks the music out and plays it oh so freely, but we still paid the tag price for his motherfucking CD.

01:19:43.000 Wow!

01:19:43.000 Boy, that fire feels good.

01:19:45.000 So wait, his logo is, or at least in this song, is a sperm that's crossed out.

01:19:52.000 What a shitty collage.

01:19:59.000 Every time I show this to Khan's not lefts, he loves cats, of course, and kooky socks.

01:20:06.000 And weed, man.

01:20:13.000 I was this brainwashed when I was his age.

01:20:26.000 Hey, buddy, guess what?

01:20:27.000 Britten got sniped nuts.

01:20:29.000 And I'm proud to admit, son, that this son won't be the kids on a dot of the waters moldy, so make it a gene fool.

01:20:36.000 I know it sounds mean, fool, and stupid to say we become useless, and maybe it's just my loose lips.

01:20:40.000 But we were born on a doomed ship, and all my schooling shows the flooding is sold to us as a bullshit.

01:20:45.000 I mentioned moves, but let me get this.

01:20:47.000 What the fuck is going on in this world?

01:20:49.000 We have men celebrating and dancing the idea of cutting their balls off. 1.00

01:20:54.000 Being a eunuch is groovy now.

01:21:12.000 Every straight man in the world says.

01:21:13.000 Oh, because can't reproduce.

01:21:15.000 Okay.

01:21:15.000 Yeah.

01:21:20.000 Wow.

01:21:22.000 Oh, yeah, she's right.

01:21:22.000 That is definitely a dude.

01:21:24.000 Yeah.

01:21:35.000 We got to stop making people.

01:21:38.000 They need to sing that song in Africa.

01:21:41.000 Or in the hood.

01:21:42.000 I wish somebody sang that nine months before this guy was born.

01:21:45.000 Yeah.

01:21:46.000 But every time I show that to not lefts, they go, yeah, good.

01:21:49.000 I don't want them breeding.

01:21:51.000 Yeah, I guess.

01:21:51.000 I see what you're saying.

01:21:54.000 They used to draw a line ethically, right?

01:21:56.000 Unless you have two or more kids, you can't have a vasectomy.

01:22:00.000 Oh, really?

01:22:01.000 Doctors would.

01:22:02.000 Well, I told you when I was his age, I went to my doctor and he said, get the fuck out of here.

01:22:04.000 And I went, okay, thank you.

01:22:06.000 Yeah.

01:22:07.000 I think you can undo that also, which isn't the point, but chlorine dioxide.

01:22:13.000 It absolutely does work.

01:22:14.000 Not a bomb from Antifa.

01:22:15.000 My aunt is a scientist, researcher, doctor who recommended it.

01:22:17.000 My family and I've taken it for years.

01:22:18.000 Clears up a ton of infections.

01:22:20.000 Just make sure to follow the instructions and take the amount recommended.

01:22:23.000 If you go over, you'll shit your pants.

01:22:25.000 If you follow the recommended amount, but you shit your pants anyway, that's on you for drinking.

01:22:29.000 Okay, so my super smart doctor friend says, no, it's very dangerous.

01:22:34.000 And then these people are saying, it's not.

01:22:38.000 This one's called Gavin's Fart Technique.

01:22:40.000 Hey, I've been using your fart technique when I'm around my fiancé where you separate the cheeks.

01:22:44.000 Now, what you do is you put your like beak of your fingers, right, right down to your anal lips, almost like you're going to fuck yourself up the butt with your chicken fingers. 0.98

01:22:56.000 That's the worst sentence I've ever heard.

01:22:58.000 Like a chicken is going to face rape you. 0.94

01:23:01.000 It gets worse and worse.

01:23:03.000 I'm not talking about like near the asshole.

01:23:06.000 I mean like touching.

01:23:07.000 You might get poo on your fingers.

01:23:09.000 Then you force it open.

01:23:12.000 And then.

01:23:13.000 You know what's funny?

01:23:14.000 I just realized Ant Culture retweeted my rebuttal to the Vanity Fair thing.

01:23:19.000 And a lot of my enemies always post this picture of me putting a butt plug up my ass.

01:23:24.000 Yeah, yeah, they love that.

01:23:25.000 And I feel absolutely nothing when I see that.

01:23:29.000 Yeah.

01:23:29.000 Because I did do that.

01:23:30.000 I still think it's funny.

01:23:32.000 The context was funny.

01:23:34.000 And it's not someone I'm not.

01:23:36.000 I did that.

01:23:37.000 It was on my show.

01:23:38.000 I was saying I could dance.

01:23:39.000 Hillary Clinton dances like she's got something up her ass. 1.00

01:23:41.000 I bet I could dance better than her with something up my ass. 1.00

01:23:43.000 And I did.

01:23:44.000 That's a good bit.

01:23:45.000 That's good comedy as far as I'm concerned.

01:23:47.000 When you're being accused of something and they have it right, you feel nothing.

01:23:50.000 You're like, yeah, got a problem?

01:23:54.000 It was like a lot.

01:23:57.000 They're pretending like jackass wasn't the biggest fucking trend or entertainment thing in the fucking.

01:24:05.000 It may be a generational thing, but I just thought it was funny.

01:24:09.000 Anyway, where you separate the cheeks and let it...

01:24:15.000 So it's not the cheeks.

01:24:16.000 You got to get really close to the source.

01:24:19.000 And it's worked pretty well.

01:24:20.000 However, one of the times I did it while being within hearing distance of her and still made a noise.

01:24:23.000 Like I'll...

01:24:24.000 Yeah, you weren't separating the anus enough. 0.90

01:24:27.000 Get away from the word cheeks. 0.84

01:24:29.000 That's what chicks do. 1.00

01:24:30.000 It's lips.

01:24:30.000 It's your anal lips.

01:24:32.000 Which I hate the term too, but it's the most accurate. 1.00

01:24:38.000 And I'm about 80% sure she knew I farted.

01:24:40.000 Not the end of the world.

01:24:42.000 We never fart around each other, and I think she avoided saying anything when it happened, just to save my own embarrassment.

01:24:47.000 My question is: has this technique ever failed you in front of your wife?

01:24:51.000 And what do you do if it works?

01:24:52.000 But then she walks over where the smell is?

01:24:54.000 Okay, first of all, this technique is for lying in bed with your wife when she's either asleep or drifting off to sleep.

01:25:02.000 So the smell, unless it's the worst smell ever, probably isn't going to wake her up.

01:25:06.000 But a loud fart could, or at least take her out of that, you know, nebulous about to fall asleep zone. 1.00

01:25:11.000 As far as in the day, or like you're sitting around, you got to get up to go fart.

01:25:18.000 You don't sit there on the couch, like trying to find your anal lips in your fucking pants. 1.00

01:25:25.000 And then letting up.

01:25:27.000 Honey, what are you doing?

01:25:28.000 Nothing, nothing, just fucking.

01:25:30.000 What's that smell?

01:25:31.000 I don't know.

01:25:31.000 Maybe it's you.

01:25:33.000 The dog?

01:25:34.000 No, you got to leave and go fart.

01:25:36.000 And then you just sort of...

01:25:36.000 That's a whole different technique.

01:25:38.000 You go to another room, you fart, and then you tap your ass to get the air to go through the pant material.

01:25:49.000 Conor McGregor, Joe Rogan.

01:25:51.000 Joe Rogan in his post-fight interview with, this is one thing I was just talking about, is fucking shameless.

01:25:55.000 He allows him to be Irish white trash, the Irish white trash that he is, and called Dustin Porre's wife a hoe on the mic in front of everyone. 0.99

01:26:02.000 Just saying, if I were Joe Rogan, I wouldn't let him get that soundbite.

01:26:06.000 Yeah, I'm sure you would be telling Conor McGregor to go shut his mouth.

01:26:10.000 Broken egg, Connor?

01:26:11.000 You could tell Molly.

01:26:12.000 Trust me, if I was there, I wouldn't be taking any shit from Conor McGregor.

01:26:16.000 I'd say, what the f- You know what you would do?

01:26:18.000 You'd do fucking nothing.

01:26:22.000 Obviously, stopped in a horrible way.

01:26:24.000 Give us your thoughts on how it was going.

01:26:27.000 I was punching the blade and head of him, kicking the blade and head of him.

01:26:30.000 He was what should he do with the coaches?

01:26:41.000 He said that he believes that one of the kicks that he checked is what broke your leg.

01:26:57.000 What's Joe Ruby supposed to do at this point?

01:26:59.000 Hey, hey.

01:27:04.000 Hey, man, you missed the punch and step back.

01:27:07.000 Tell us what you felt.

01:27:09.000 Tell us what you thought was going on.

01:27:11.000 Dusty D had separated me blade and landed on the monkey leg of the gun listening at the wind.

01:27:16.000 Something similar to that.

01:27:17.000 That's a fing out of our business.

01:27:22.000 Listen, it was a wild fight for as long as it lasted.

01:27:24.000 I'm sure you'll be back, and I'm sure you're going to want Dustin again, and I'm sure he'll oblige you.

01:27:30.000 But you can sort of see that the pain's setting in, right?

01:27:33.000 The adrenaline is wearing out.

01:27:35.000 Yeah, look at him.

01:27:36.000 Ow. 0.99

01:27:37.000 That's the pain.

01:27:40.000 So great fight.

01:27:41.000 I think that'll be a two-parter, right, Ryan?

01:27:43.000 It's a great show.

01:27:44.000 Yeah, it could be a two-parter.

01:27:45.000 It's really good, really?

01:27:46.000 Three hours?

01:27:46.000 Really good dialogue.

01:27:47.000 It's about three hours.

01:27:48.000 It's just chill.

01:27:49.000 Yeah, I mean, fucking the chemistry is awesome.

01:27:51.000 It's just real relaxing.

01:27:52.000 The camera's basically a fly on the wall.

01:27:54.000 You're just watching guys hang out.

01:27:55.000 There's a lot of good conversations there.

01:27:57.000 It's entertaining stuff.

01:27:58.000 And then we also show the fight pretty well.

01:28:00.000 We keep it dirty enough to not get sued.

01:28:02.000 Every time I meet people who know Maddie or know of him, including cops, they go, you know Maddie?

01:28:10.000 He's a really bad guy.

01:28:13.000 And I go, yeah, but he's my really bad guy.

01:28:16.000 That's right.

01:28:16.000 He's my monster.

01:28:17.000 He's my baby monster.

01:28:19.000 You know what that comes from?

01:28:20.000 That's what his nickname.

01:28:22.000 His nickname is he lost his shit in prison because someone stole one of his books, which is a magazine.

01:28:30.000 And you're not allowed to have porn in the joint, but it's grandfathered in.

01:28:34.000 So they're not going to take your Playboys.

01:28:36.000 So a Playboy now is gold.

01:28:38.000 So they have them in binders, like you turn the pages.

01:28:41.000 It has an angle.

01:28:45.000 Like a comic book nerd.

01:28:47.000 Yeah, like a number one Superman.

01:28:51.000 And they're laminated and all that shit.

01:28:53.000 So he has it.

01:28:54.000 He's happy to loan it to you.

01:28:55.000 You better not fucking damage it.

01:28:57.000 But someone takes it from his cell.

01:28:59.000 So he's like, that's it.

01:29:00.000 So he tucks his shirt into his pants, tucks his pants into his socks, ties his shoes up, double knots.

01:29:07.000 Like, this is it.

01:29:08.000 It's going to be a big fight.

01:29:09.000 Don't want my shoes coming off.

01:29:11.000 And he goes into the main hall and he goes, vom, vom, vom, and unplugs all the TVs and everything.

01:29:17.000 And he goes, look, who the fuck stole my fucking book?

01:29:20.000 I'm going to find out who it is.

01:29:22.000 I'm going to kick the shit out of them.

01:29:23.000 Okay?

01:29:24.000 If you have it, someone gave it to you.

01:29:26.000 I'm going to kick the shit out of you.

01:29:28.000 And then you can take it up with the guy who gave it to you.

01:29:33.000 Making it clear that someone's going to die.

01:29:35.000 And it was much louder than that.

01:29:38.000 Screaming at everyone.

01:29:40.000 And then everyone's like, Jesus Christ, relax.

01:29:42.000 Holy shit.

01:29:44.000 He's like, all right, I got that clear.

01:29:45.000 I got that clear.

01:29:47.000 And then his buddy came into the hall a little bit later, and he hadn't seen him in a while, but he had heard about the screaming.

01:29:53.000 And he goes, he says to the old, I don't know what you call it, the room of people watching TV, he goes, anybody seen my baby monster around here?

01:30:04.000 No way.

01:30:05.000 Yeah, he has a tattoo of it.

01:30:06.000 That's his nickname now, Baby Monster.

01:30:08.000 Amazing.

01:30:10.000 Remember this?

01:30:11.000 This is fun.

01:30:11.000 Should we show a little sneak peek of the entrances?

01:30:14.000 Yeah, okay.

01:30:19.000 Oh, we were redoing the entrance to a boxing match or a fight.

01:30:24.000 Turn it up.

01:30:28.000 Oops.

01:30:29.000 You just ruined it.

01:30:31.000 That was terrible, Ryan.

01:30:32.000 I'll edit and post.

01:30:34.000 What a great teaser.

01:30:37.000 No, don't edit and post.

01:30:38.000 I want this show to be real.

01:30:41.000 Play it again.

01:30:43.000 Do you not have the music?

01:30:46.000 Oh my god, you suck so much shit. 0.98

01:30:48.000 What a great teaser.

01:30:49.000 Everyone's chomping at the bit to see this now.

01:30:51.000 What are you pulling up the music now?

01:30:58.000 God, you suck. 1.00

01:31:01.000 And then it became...

01:31:02.000 Yeah, this is a frame rate thing, the computer's jogging up.

01:31:06.000 Because it's playing some and then not playing others.

01:31:08.000 Alright, whatever.

01:31:09.000 It looks good.

01:31:10.000 Looks good.

01:31:11.000 Sounds good.

01:31:12.000 I look like a weird little midget. 0.90

01:31:14.000 Did you get your shoes in this channel?

01:31:18.000 Hey, Ro Hero, Gavrin and Ryan.

01:31:23.000 Arlian.

01:31:25.000 I put this in the comments.

01:31:26.000 Wasn't sure if you'd see it.

01:31:27.000 Gav, the feminist font is deliberate.

01:31:28.000 It's meant to annoy you.

01:31:30.000 Check out any woman's scrapbook, kids' school poster that they make.

01:31:33.000 It's the main font throughout all their art.

01:31:36.000 Regards, the woman who is surrounded by shitty font abusers. 1.00

01:31:40.000 Take care.

01:31:41.000 Oh, okay.

01:31:44.000 Gavin, I'm not much into blondes, but I find Cap Timp so fucking hot. 1.00

01:31:47.000 What is your opinion?

01:31:48.000 I would give her very high eights, probably an 8.975.

01:31:51.000 I think it's because she's pretty, but also kind of funny and dorky. 0.98

01:31:54.000 Yeah.

01:31:55.000 Her glasses are fake, though.

01:31:56.000 It kind of bugs me.

01:31:58.000 And I thought it was a revolutionary discovery.

01:32:01.000 Someone watching the show was looking at Eddie Gowd when the reflection is on his glasses.

01:32:06.000 And they go, they're not prescription.

01:32:09.000 Eddie Gowd does not need glasses.

01:32:12.000 He's wearing them to look intellectual.

01:32:14.000 He's a phony.

01:32:15.000 Another reason that I would love to be on Twitter.

01:32:18.000 And that's exactly why I'm not on Twitter.

01:32:20.000 Because I would tease the sacred lions.

01:32:27.000 Okay, should this be the last one?

01:32:35.000 The subject is...

01:32:38.000 What is the subject?

01:32:39.000 The subject is Danny Mullen.

01:32:41.000 You need to get this guy uncensored.

01:32:42.000 He's a big Trumper who lives in Cali and got a huge following by being anti-PC and supporting Trump.

01:32:47.000 Oh.

01:32:49.000 I didn't know he was.

01:32:50.000 He's always on the show Painkiller already.

01:32:53.000 They just talk about video games and shit.

01:32:58.000 But that's good to know he's a Trumper.

01:32:59.000 I always know I liked it.

01:33:00.000 Isn't that weird when you like a guy, you're like, he seems cool.

01:33:03.000 And you assume they're a liberal because anybody who's anybody popular.

01:33:07.000 Oh, he's not canceled.

01:33:08.000 If you're looking at them, then they must be a liberal.

01:33:24.000 Give the video a like.

01:33:25.000 Support the antics.

01:33:26.000 Smash the subscribe.

01:33:31.000 Portland to protest.

01:33:33.000 Every night for more than six weeks now, Portland, a liberal, largely white city, has seen demonstrations from racial.

01:33:40.000 Go forward to the conflict.

01:33:44.000 To the republic for witches. 0.99

01:33:46.000 See, if you guys were all naked, that would count as a freedom of speech demonstration.

01:34:01.000 Oh, this is good.

01:34:02.000 Yeah, go vacuum in. 0.99

01:34:06.000 What's up, guys?

01:34:08.000 Loving life.

01:34:09.000 Loving life, baby.

01:34:10.000 Guys, we've decided right now, we'll tip you a substantial amount if you say Blue Lives Matter into the camera. 0.54

01:34:17.000 Blue Lives Matter? 0.97

01:34:18.000 Well, yeah, behind cops.

01:34:19.000 Cops sent me up to take a fall for some shit that my fucking brother did.

01:34:23.000 And because I wouldn't roll on him, they gave me fucking 75 likes in prison.

01:34:26.000 I just recently got out.

01:34:27.000 They might have given you that sentence for poor ink choice.

01:34:30.000 Poor ink choice, poor life choice, poor whatever choice, whatever you want to call it.

01:34:34.000 I don't support anything that any kind of police do.

01:34:37.000 Dude, really?

01:34:38.000 You know, he's an off-duty officer?

01:34:39.000 That's fine.

01:34:41.000 I work in LA.

01:34:42.000 We actually protect our city, bro.

01:34:44.000 When I get calls, bro, I go to some...

01:34:46.000 Last time when he all came out, I got beat and I got tased and I got shot out.

01:34:49.000 They were having any new shit.

01:34:51.000 No, it was your people that did it.

01:34:53.000 Black people did it.

01:34:54.000 Your people.

01:34:55.000 Black people.

01:34:56.000 Oh, no.

01:34:57.000 Black people.

01:34:58.000 Anyway, that's enough.

01:34:58.000 That's a cool little thing.

01:35:00.000 Poor ink choice, I think, was the only takeaway there.

01:35:02.000 But what's the whole story, dude?

01:35:05.000 You got 75 to life for something your brother did because he wouldn't roll on him?

01:35:09.000 Is that 100% of the story?

01:35:11.000 Last time the cops came by, they just tased you for no reason.

01:35:15.000 Really?

01:35:17.000 You facially tattooed fucking freak.

01:35:23.000 All right.

01:35:24.000 Wait a minute.

01:35:25.000 Yeah, we already covered that.

01:35:27.000 Yeah, that's it.

01:35:27.000 All right, let's do the final video.

01:35:46.000 From now on, we always want to end on a fun note.

01:35:49.000 I don't want to have some like kid getting run over by a car as the final video.

01:35:53.000 We're an optimistic site.

01:35:56.000 I saw someone sent in a thing, actually, a reader, a viewer, and they were talking about the coin toss and how coins have no memory and mathematics is sort of anti-human in a way.

01:36:06.000 Because a human flips a coin four times, gets heads four times, and he thinks he's going to get tails now.

01:36:13.000 As my dad would say, pounding his fist, a coin doesn't have any fucking memory.

01:36:18.000 He was so mad because he realized I married a hot chick and I made a bimbo man.

01:36:23.000 And I could have had a smart son if I hadn't married this hot chick. 1.00

01:36:28.000 And he said, so you keep thinking the pendulum's going to swing the other way.

01:36:31.000 That's just as dumb as thinking the next toss is going to be tails.

01:36:34.000 But that's a weak analogy because a coin toss is totally random.

01:36:39.000 The political atmosphere, if you look back over history, it's rocking back and forth, rocking back and forth.

01:36:45.000 The presidents are almost always liberal conservative, liberal conservative, liberal conservative.

01:36:50.000 It's not like we have five liberal presidents, then a conservative president, and then five liberal presidents, and then five conservative presidents.

01:36:56.000 It doesn't go like that.

01:36:57.000 It's bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop.

01:36:58.000 Check history.

01:37:00.000 So it's inevitable that it's going to swing back.

01:37:02.000 The question is when?

01:37:02.000 I'm talking like the end of those pharmaceutical commercials where they have to cram a bunch of stuff in on the radio.

01:37:07.000 The why of things.

01:37:09.000 Now, I got to admit, when I first saw this video, I thought it's bullshit in that if something like that is going to tip, people can't save it.

01:37:18.000 But then I did the math and I counted about 15 people.

01:37:21.000 Let's say they weigh on average around 200 pounds.

01:37:24.000 That's 3,000 pounds.

01:37:25.000 That's a pretty substantial weight.

01:37:28.000 Have you seen this yet?

01:37:30.000 Yep.

01:37:31.000 I guess everyone has, right?

01:37:36.000 So the main guy running it just gets the hell out of there.

01:37:39.000 Look, some random dude just goes, I'm going to hold on.

01:37:43.000 And then everyone just starts running over.

01:37:45.000 Isn't that ballsy?

01:37:47.000 Because who knows what's going to happen?

01:37:49.000 Like, say the fulcrum in the middle there breaks and it tips forward, you're dead.

01:37:55.000 Like, that's tons of steel that you've all decided to hold on to.

01:38:05.000 Now everyone knows we're safe.

01:38:06.000 It's not brave anymore.

01:38:07.000 Look at this guy showing up.

01:38:09.000 I got it.

01:38:10.000 I'm in.

01:38:13.000 Thanks, Eddie.

01:38:14.000 There's a better one.

01:38:15.000 There's a better angle here.

01:38:16.000 2-8.

01:38:24.000 Yeah, that's when it was really bad.

01:38:25.000 Look at that.

01:38:31.000 Look at that guy.

01:38:32.000 He's out of there.

01:38:33.000 Bye.

01:38:34.000 Can you turn it off, dude?

01:38:35.000 Isn't there a kill switch?

01:38:38.000 Look, he seems to be beckoning people over there.

01:38:41.000 You've got to be kidding me.

01:38:45.000 Someone's getting fired.

01:38:49.000 Holy shit, they must have been pooping your pants. 1.00

01:38:53.000 We could go at any moment, folks.

01:38:55.000 An aneurysm?

01:38:56.000 You might have an aneurysm when you're sitting on the toilet.

01:38:58.000 You never know.

01:39:01.000 You could have an aneurysm on a toilet.

01:39:04.000 You never know.

01:39:05.000 So let's live life to the fullest.

01:39:07.000 We're in some crazy times.

01:39:08.000 Clown World is winning right now.

01:39:10.000 Let's not lie to ourselves.

01:39:11.000 But we're fighters and we're going to keep fighting until we get this country back.

01:39:15.000 And let's have some fun while we're doing it.

01:39:17.000 Laugh in someone's face when they're having these panic attacks about politics and telling you you're a murderer, calling you a racist and anti-Semite at Timothy McVay.

01:39:26.000 You can say war, but you can also be smiling when you say war.

01:39:30.000 Let's become the happy warriors and enjoy ourselves as we fight back against these cocksuckers who are trying to flush our nation, our culture, and our civilization down the toilet. 1.00

01:39:42.000 Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.

01:40:01.000 Mining souls so many big black holes move forward.

01:40:04.000 My deep, mining soul can be.

01:40:07.000 It will be our brain.

01:40:09.000 Minding soul at any place, it can distort the time space.

01:40:13.000 Minding soul, it's behind you.

01:40:15.000 It's about you.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - July 12, 2021

S04E09 - BE A HAPPY WARRIOR

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