Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - September 20, 2022


S04E166 - WHO IS TAYLOR LORENZ?


Episode Stats

Length

58 minutes

Words per Minute

148.6912

Word Count

8,691

Sentence Count

922

Misogynist Sentences

53

Hate Speech Sentences

34


Summary

A short show for you today, folks, because I ve got a short show to do. I just learned that Angelic Upstarts were a northern English band from Newcastle, you know, NUKE Brown Ale? I can t do that accent, but they re an aggressive people, these northerners.


Transcript

00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McKinnis.
00:00:20.000 On 22nd Street, they came to the land where I'm east.
00:00:25.000 I'd like to cross you home.
00:00:27.000 There's so much grass I had to grow.
00:00:30.000 See that I don't know.
00:00:33.000 Best I see it seems to go.
00:00:36.000 Silence had to crash.
00:00:39.000 Worthy is baby or fish.
00:00:43.000 I'm hard in second street.
00:00:45.000 It's a girl I'd like to meet.
00:00:48.000 I'd like to take her home, but my girl won't see her now.
00:00:53.000 I'd like to take her home, but my girl won't see her now.
00:00:59.000 That was Angelic Upstarts with the hit 42nd Street.
00:01:03.000 Angelic Upstarts were out.
00:01:08.000 It pops into my head.
00:01:10.000 We've got a short show.
00:01:13.000 Short show for you today, folks, because I gotta go.
00:01:17.000 We'll see what we can cram in in about an hour.
00:01:20.000 I just learned that Angelic Upstarts were a northern English band from Newcastle.
00:01:26.000 You know, Nuki Brown Ale?
00:01:29.000 I can't do that accent.
00:01:31.000 But they're an aggressive people, these Northerners.
00:01:35.000 God, Harry and Paul did a brilliant thing on Northerners.
00:01:39.000 It was people were hoarding them and keeping them as pets.
00:01:46.000 And they were living in overcrowded apartments.
00:01:49.000 Look up Harry and Paul Northerners.
00:01:55.000 But yeah, they talk funny.
00:01:57.000 And they smoke cigarettes.
00:01:59.000 And they drink lots of beer and they fight.
00:02:01.000 I mean, that's what happens when you go north in Britain.
00:02:04.000 People get more and more violent and drink more and more.
00:02:07.000 Probably because it gets more and more rainy and cold.
00:02:11.000 And you get more and more depressed.
00:02:13.000 So you need more and more booze.
00:02:17.000 Northern Relief, that's it.
00:02:18.000 Northern Relief, that's it.
00:02:25.000 It's not the best audio.
00:02:26.000 It's not the best audio.
00:02:50.000 Who's gonna tell you things are so brave?
00:02:57.000 Anyway, that's not the clip, though.
00:03:00.000 I want more, actually.
00:03:03.000 From Harry and Paul and the Northerners.
00:03:05.000 The new Northerners.
00:03:06.000 Yeah, that one's good.
00:03:07.000 I hope the audio works.
00:03:12.000 Oh, love me, Daddy.
00:03:14.000 My very own little northerner.
00:03:15.000 Oh, he's lovely.
00:03:17.000 Hi, he's a cunny-looking fellow now.
00:03:19.000 Shut up, Clive.
00:03:20.000 Get in your corner.
00:03:21.000 What's he called, Daddy?
00:03:23.000 I think he's called Jack.
00:03:24.000 Oh, I'm so happy.
00:03:29.000 Jack, would you like to go in the garden, booby-dooby-dooby?
00:03:32.000 Go on, out you go.
00:03:34.000 Oh, Clive, go and play with him, will you?
00:03:36.000 Go on!
00:03:39.000 Come on!
00:03:40.000 This old northerner is jealous.
00:03:42.000 This is rich Londoners have pet northerners.
00:03:44.000 It's alright, didn't it?
00:03:46.000 Yeah.
00:03:46.000 Oh.
00:03:51.000 Clive!
00:03:52.000 Stop that!
00:03:53.000 Jack, in you come.
00:03:55.000 Come on, Jack.
00:03:56.000 Good boy.
00:04:02.000 Anyway, so I sent you a second link with the opening song where Public Image Limited were doing an interview in Newcastle.
00:04:13.000 And the way the Angelic Up starts talk about Johnny Rotten reminds me of how I'm now perceived by the Proud Boys.
00:04:23.000 Public Image Limited, very warm.
00:04:25.000 Welcome to check it out.
00:04:27.000 Where did you get the name Public Image Limited from?
00:04:30.000 Well, I guess it just was a name of the tune, and it seemed to really suit the band.
00:04:33.000 It's got a lot of oblique meanings in it or whatever, you know.
00:04:36.000 It's very oblique, very ironical name, I guess.
00:04:38.000 I think the kids will let it go.
00:04:39.000 Johnny, have you got anything?
00:04:40.000 It's not rubbish, baby, you know.
00:04:42.000 You can't say it.
00:04:43.000 Shut up.
00:04:44.000 Blow it up.
00:04:46.000 Public image came up quite a while ago, and I think you've changed quite a bit since then.
00:04:51.000 What direction do you see the band going in now?
00:04:53.000 To the pub after this.
00:04:55.000 Musical direction.
00:04:57.000 We're going to learn to play, I guess.
00:04:59.000 I'll throw Demic off or off.
00:05:01.000 You mean you don't think you can play?
00:05:05.000 We do not like cheap publicity, pseudo-gimmicks, condescension, and crawling.
00:05:13.000 And that is what was expected from us tonight, was it not?
00:05:17.000 After all, you would only interview me and wobble at first until we refused point blank.
00:05:23.000 Yeah, but that was just for technical reasons.
00:05:25.000 That was just for technical reasons, Johnny.
00:05:28.000 But by going through all this, is this not just a cheap gimmick and publicity stunt?
00:05:32.000 Wait a minute.
00:05:33.000 I'm on there soon.
00:05:36.000 There's only two seats.
00:05:37.000 That's why they said only two members of the band.
00:05:39.000 You brought all four guys.
00:05:41.000 Look how crammed you are in there.
00:05:43.000 John's on like a tenth of a seat.
00:05:46.000 So, fuck off, Johnny.
00:05:52.000 And we've been as pleasant as we could be to you.
00:05:55.000 I tell you what, just for a second, I've got a quote here from when you were with the Sex Pistols, Johnny.
00:06:01.000 You're reported to have said we're the only honest band to hit this planet in about 2,000 million years.
00:06:06.000 You just hold on for a second.
00:06:08.000 Because in a moment, I'd like to ask you how honest you think you've been to all the fans who've supported you from the start.
00:06:13.000 Because we went out the other day and we talked to some people who are still very much into punk and what it's all about.
00:06:18.000 Just have a look at this.
00:06:22.000 How did you all get started off this?
00:06:24.000 That's the ban we just heard.
00:06:27.000 Can I see that it has nothing to do with Johnny Rutten, right?
00:06:30.000 As soon as Johnny's on the programme, right?
00:06:34.000 I'm much better looking at Johnny Rotten.
00:06:37.000 And that he's a terrible singer.
00:06:39.000 And I'm glad Johnny Percy's got his job in the sex pistols.
00:06:43.000 Okay.
00:06:44.000 I think what's the best thing the pistols ever done is sucking Johnny Rutten.
00:06:47.000 But what is your personal view on the music itself?
00:06:52.000 But the pistols music.
00:06:54.000 I think the pistols would be 100% better without Johnny Rotten.
00:06:57.000 There you are.
00:06:58.000 Well, all right, they haven't got Johnny Rotten now, so...
00:07:03.000 What particularly gets you into it?
00:07:05.000 Nothing to do with the pistols or Johnny Rotten or anything.
00:07:08.000 Just really down-to-earth music.
00:07:11.000 I'm a really down-to-earth person, like everybody else around you, Castle area.
00:07:15.000 I mean, we're down to earth people.
00:07:17.000 We don't want to end up like Genesis or anything like that, you know?
00:07:20.000 Play musical kind of handle.
00:07:22.000 What about all the fashion and everything that's spun off as a result of punk?
00:07:29.000 It was good when it first came out when it was cheap, but this punk rock became a fashion because of people like Malta McLaren.
00:07:36.000 You know what I mean?
00:07:37.000 People that you can deal without people like that, you know?
00:07:39.000 Big people bring it into the fashion.
00:07:41.000 And then somebody else brings another fashion to it.
00:07:44.000 See, anything new becomes a fashion?
00:07:47.000 You don't watch what they're doing, you know?
00:07:48.000 I think leather's the only one that's stuck like the hell out of the good.
00:07:54.000 I think it's rock music, like I said, Genesis again.
00:07:58.000 I mean, rubbish bands like that, you know.
00:08:01.000 It was getting to the stage where you couldn't go any further.
00:08:04.000 You were having like 20 synthesizers in the band and all sorts of rubbish, I guess.
00:08:07.000 And you couldn't purchase it live, you know?
00:08:09.000 And it just couldn't go any further.
00:08:11.000 You know what I mean?
00:08:12.000 It had to go back to the start again.
00:08:13.000 And that's what punk rub is.
00:08:15.000 What are you doing with Johnny Rotten's in there now?
00:08:18.000 Public image.
00:08:20.000 I'd like to swear there, but I'm not like because I think public image are the worst band that ever came about, you know what I mean?
00:08:26.000 So you think he's sort of sold out of it?
00:08:28.000 I think Johnny Rotten is finished.
00:08:30.000 There you are.
00:08:30.000 He's an old man.
00:08:33.000 He's finished.
00:08:34.000 Just thinks he was selling nobody else.
00:08:36.000 Father's too.
00:08:39.000 You can say what you want about public image, but they sold out.
00:08:43.000 Their music is too weird.
00:08:46.000 So what do you think the new direction is going to be now?
00:08:49.000 Do you think there's going to be anything new coming up?
00:08:53.000 Is it going to carry on the way it is?
00:08:55.000 Of course not.
00:08:56.000 There's bands coming up all the time.
00:08:57.000 There's bands like the upstairs.
00:08:59.000 It's band like stiff little fingers.
00:09:01.000 They were the best band I've heard for the last two years, stiff little fingers.
00:09:04.000 They're going to have that punk band in front of us.
00:09:06.000 And they're going to be really big, stiff little fingers.
00:09:07.000 And bands like that coming all the time, punk rock is never going to die.
00:09:11.000 You know what I mean?
00:09:12.000 Punk is not the way you dress or the way you look.
00:09:14.000 Punk rock is the way you think.
00:09:19.000 Well, Lago, that guy who you reckon he was primed actually happens to be a member of a band called The Angelic Upstarts.
00:09:27.000 Now, they're a band who started off very similar to yourself, Johnny, in the Sex Pistols.
00:09:31.000 Can you stop by Don't Give Too F*** what they're called.
00:09:35.000 It's simple.
00:09:37.000 Don't tell me I sold out, pal.
00:09:40.000 I didn't tell me.
00:09:41.000 Bad guy.
00:09:42.000 Was the only honest band in 2,000 million years.
00:09:46.000 I could not help the management being corrupt.
00:09:49.000 I don't want to talk about the past.
00:09:51.000 I want to go on.
00:09:53.000 Well, right.
00:09:53.000 He also spoke about what you're doing now.
00:09:56.000 And he reckons you've sold out and know what we're doing now.
00:10:00.000 He doesn't seem to know anything.
00:10:03.000 Has he ever seen us?
00:10:04.000 Well...
00:10:05.000 Could you...
00:10:06.000 I didn't ask him that.
00:10:07.000 Could you let us know what you're doing now, what you're into now, what you link with this?
00:10:12.000 I don't have to explain myself to anybody, and I ain't going to really bother.
00:10:16.000 Now, I was asked here, right, to interview with the band here, Pill, but now we're facing a cheapskate comedy interrogation act and it just ain't on, pal.
00:10:27.000 It's a joke, it's a farce.
00:10:30.000 You mean you don't want to give any messages?
00:10:32.000 I don't have to explain myself.
00:10:34.000 Sooner or later, somebody will open their eyes.
00:10:37.000 Oh, sorry, rude word.
00:10:42.000 Well, it sounds like we've heard this story before.
00:10:45.000 Mammy, would you like to tell me where?
00:10:47.000 On the Bill Grundy show.
00:10:48.000 Good night.
00:10:50.000 Want to continue?
00:10:51.000 Well, that's up to you entirely.
00:10:53.000 Do you all follow the leader?
00:10:56.000 No, of course.
00:10:57.000 Yeah, there ain't no leader.
00:10:57.000 Well, alright, that was really good television, I think.
00:11:03.000 I think everyone did a good job.
00:11:05.000 I think try answering an intelligent question.
00:11:07.000 Try and think of one.
00:11:08.000 Tell you all.
00:11:09.000 You've never asked one in your life.
00:11:10.000 Let's forget about it all.
00:11:11.000 Right, yeah, I think you should.
00:11:14.000 cop out.
00:11:26.000 Well, I'm pleased I didn't pick the short straw for that interview.
00:11:33.000 In other news, a man is being accused of using anal beads to win a chess championship.
00:11:42.000 I do it all the time.
00:11:43.000 I have them in right now.
00:11:44.000 In fact, you'll notice sometimes when we're doing the show, you'll see me sort of go, let's go to a green screen.
00:11:53.000 That's because Ryan is sending me certain frequencies.
00:11:58.000 And if it's like a low hum, like, then I know it's time to go to the green screen.
00:12:05.000 After a while, I'll just blurt out the words, checkmate.
00:12:12.000 Why are you drinking something with the cap on?
00:12:14.000 It's piss.
00:12:16.000 Is it piss?
00:12:17.000 Yeah.
00:12:19.000 I told you not to piss at your desk anymore.
00:12:21.000 Don't cry on yourself.
00:12:22.000 I pissed under me desk.
00:12:24.000 I mean, I'm not going to fucking do this shit anymore.
00:12:26.000 Let's go get the fucking ass.
00:12:30.000 Go back to the article.
00:12:31.000 It's much funnier.
00:12:33.000 U.S. Chess Grandmaster furiously denies using anal beads to win match.
00:12:38.000 As Elon Musk cracks joke about the bizarre rumor.
00:12:41.000 Speculation has grown that Hans Niemann used anal beads to beat Grandmaster.
00:12:48.000 I don't have pubes in my mouth.
00:12:49.000 What was I up to last night?
00:12:52.000 Another chess game?
00:12:53.000 Fans have speculated he inserted wireless anal beads and an accomplice watching the game used AI to transmit A message with the perfect move to beads.
00:13:03.000 His rating has skyrocketed from 2701 to 2484 last year.
00:13:08.000 He has admitted to cheating in online tournaments when he was younger, but vehemently denies any cheating against Carlson in a live tournament.
00:13:15.000 Well, obviously you're going to deny it.
00:13:16.000 But the thing I don't get is chess isn't just like...
00:13:26.000 So how do you transmit A7 to someone's butthole?
00:13:31.000 I don't know a lot about.
00:13:33.000 Well, unless they're watching, right?
00:13:35.000 Yeah, of course they're watching shit for brainstorming.
00:13:37.000 So then a smarter person would tell them the perfect move.
00:13:40.000 How?
00:13:41.000 They would have somebody, a friend, standing by watching the AI after they have done the thing.
00:13:48.000 I'm off-site, I'm watching the game, I plug it into the AI, and then I pulse your asshole.
00:13:52.000 How?
00:13:54.000 With a pulse your asshole button.
00:13:56.000 But how do you do A7?
00:13:58.000 Because it's the piece in question, you would be like, you know, whatever.
00:14:03.000 No, you have to do more than A7.
00:14:04.000 You have to go B3, move B3 to A7.
00:14:07.000 So now there's four different things I have to convey in anal beats.
00:14:10.000 So the first pulse will be like three for a pawn, four for a knight or whatever.
00:14:15.000 And then after it stops, then it's where to move.
00:14:17.000 Bah, ba, ba, ba, or something like that.
00:14:19.000 So it's kind of a two-piecer.
00:14:21.000 Well, I've got 12 pawns.
00:14:25.000 Go back to what I said.
00:14:26.000 We don't have to do four for a pawn.
00:14:28.000 It's too many doubles in chess.
00:14:31.000 So it's A7 to B5.
00:14:33.000 So that's four different things you have to convey.
00:14:36.000 A7, B5.
00:14:39.000 How much range can anal beads have?
00:14:43.000 True.
00:14:43.000 Go back to the article.
00:14:50.000 One fan tweeted currently obsessed with the notion, blah, blah, blah.
00:14:54.000 In a since-deleted tweet, Musk tweeted an adapted version of a quote by philosopher Arthur Schopenhauer, writing, talent hits a target, no one else can hit.
00:15:03.000 Genius hits a target, no one else can see, because it's in your butt.
00:15:09.000 So I guess he was moving around a lot in an anally way.
00:15:16.000 Go down, see if you can see any video.
00:15:25.000 Oh, that's just a screenshot image.
00:15:28.000 No, that's not it.
00:15:30.000 Is there no video there?
00:15:32.000 This episode sucks already.
00:15:35.000 No.
00:15:36.000 Thank you guys, and we do have Hans Niemann.
00:15:38.000 Hans, seemed like a tough position.
00:15:40.000 You came up with this interesting idea we hadn't seen before with C5.
00:15:44.000 Tell us a little bit about that.
00:15:46.000 Yeah, well, first of all, this Bishop b3 move is slightly knightf1.
00:15:52.000 Yeah, knightf1.
00:15:53.000 And I had some ideas there, which I thought would be a nice surprise.
00:15:56.000 And so that was my main point.
00:16:00.000 But bishop b3 is sort of the...
00:16:03.000 This is sounding like a liar.
00:16:06.000 Because then there's D4.
00:16:08.000 So the point behind Knight E7 is that you can't play D4 because of Knight C6.
00:16:14.000 And this is a common idea.
00:16:16.000 This is also an idea.
00:16:17.000 There was a game, actually, let's say the pawn is on A2, the pawn is on A7, and the bishop is on B6.
00:16:22.000 Chess, yes.
00:16:22.000 This idea is a position.
00:16:24.000 There was a game, I think Alexenko Caroline.
00:16:26.000 One time I was playing it with a friend in a pub, and this guy came over, he was watching us, and he came over to me and said, that is the worst game of chess I've ever seen in my entire life.
00:16:37.000 I play it with my nine-year-old and often lose.
00:16:40.000 I don't even get it.
00:16:41.000 By the end, you're just like, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop.
00:16:46.000 Uh-oh.
00:16:48.000 I thought I saw footage of him leaning down, though.
00:16:51.000 How to proves he's not a cheater.
00:16:54.000 He does kind of walk a little weird there.
00:17:01.000 Eight.
00:17:02.000 You know when I did that card trick where I had the card was up my ass rolled up in a condom?
00:17:08.000 I was super grumpy on the way to doing the magic trick.
00:17:13.000 So that phrase, what's up your ass, is valid.
00:17:16.000 I was grumpy.
00:17:18.000 And then I said, okay, so if what's up your ass actually works, what about who pissed in your cornflakes?
00:17:28.000 So then I pissed in a bowl of cornflakes and ate it.
00:17:31.000 And we were going to put it in that DVD, Gavin McKinnis is a fucking asshole.
00:17:36.000 But my cock is in the shot as I'm pissing in the cornflakes bowl, and it's such a huge, gorgeous penis that it sort of took over the whole video, and we couldn't use it.
00:17:46.000 But you know how I did end up using it?
00:17:50.000 I put out a prank, and I said, I will fight anyone.
00:17:55.000 I will fly to where you are and fight you.
00:17:58.000 And if I lose, I will eat a bowl of pissed cornflakes.
00:18:02.000 Now, I had both things on tape.
00:18:05.000 I had the pissed cornflakes already, and it was sitting on the cutting room floor.
00:18:08.000 And I'd done a pilot in Oakland where an Asian guy beat me up.
00:18:11.000 We've shown that.
00:18:12.000 And I had that on the cutting room floor.
00:18:14.000 So I wanted to use them.
00:18:16.000 So I said, oh, someone has accepted my challenge.
00:18:19.000 He's in Oakland.
00:18:20.000 I'll be flying down there to fight him.
00:18:22.000 And then I put up the footage from the fight that had already happened.
00:18:26.000 And I said, he knocked me out.
00:18:27.000 I lost.
00:18:27.000 A deal is a deal.
00:18:29.000 And then I put up the pissing in the cornflakes.
00:18:32.000 Right.
00:18:32.000 And Gawker was like, so excited.
00:18:35.000 They go, this is so perfect.
00:18:37.000 That fucking smartass.
00:18:40.000 He finally gets his comeuppance.
00:18:42.000 He thinks he can beat up anyone in the world.
00:18:44.000 This moron flies to Oakland.
00:18:46.000 And then he has to literally eat his words.
00:18:49.000 He has to eat piss cornflakes.
00:18:51.000 Ha ha ha.
00:18:53.000 And then I sent them the entire video and said, ha ha ha, on you.
00:18:59.000 Yeah, actually.
00:19:00.000 That's gone now, though.
00:19:02.000 Then they, see, when you make fun of Gawker and you ridicule him like that, they just delete the post.
00:19:08.000 All right.
00:19:09.000 Well, I think we have time to squeeze in a little bit of Taylor Lorenz.
00:19:14.000 Can we cue the feminist icons?
00:19:16.000 Oh, I. Who here identifies as a feminist?
00:19:24.000 Who here identifies as a feminist?
00:19:26.000 We are the storm.
00:19:28.000 The very form of change that the world has been waiting for.
00:19:35.000 That McDonald's is not sitting with me very well.
00:19:39.000 What about you?
00:19:40.000 Feeling pretty good.
00:19:41.000 Well, you look ridiculous.
00:19:44.000 I look great.
00:19:47.000 What did you think of Bernard, by the way?
00:19:50.000 Great.
00:19:51.000 He's good.
00:19:51.000 I don't know if he's aired yet, though.
00:19:54.000 At this point, he would have.
00:19:58.000 So, Taylor Lorenz, this might be ancient news.
00:20:01.000 Actually, look in yesterday's notes.
00:20:04.000 I sent you Taylor Lorenz's a mental patient.
00:20:08.000 Let's go back a bunch of steps.
00:20:11.000 Let's go back a million steps to when I first heard of Taylor Lorenz.
00:20:14.000 Pamela Giller, friend of mine, right?
00:20:18.000 She, like Anthony, Coome, and I became very political after 9-11.
00:20:24.000 And she was determined to fight Islam.
00:20:30.000 No, not this yet.
00:20:31.000 I haven't given you these notes.
00:20:32.000 You have to do some homework.
00:20:34.000 And so she had these billboards that she'd put up around New York City about Muslims and terrorism and how, here's a fun stat, one in four, 25% of Muslim Americans between the ages of 18 and 25 think suicide bombing is sometimes or often justified.
00:20:52.000 Now, there's about, what, 1% of America is Muslim.
00:21:00.000 So wait, if that's 100 million, that'd be 1 million.
00:21:02.000 So it's about 3.5 million Muslims here.
00:21:06.000 18 to 25 is probably about a million of them.
00:21:08.000 I don't know.
00:21:10.000 That's a million people.
00:21:13.000 And then one in four of those.
00:21:14.000 So now we have 250,000 Americans think that suicide bombing is justified.
00:21:21.000 So she got the word out for stats like that.
00:21:24.000 And of course she was seen as racist and Islamophobic and a Zionist, which I guess she was.
00:21:31.000 And no, we're not there yet.
00:21:35.000 And she kept fighting the good fight.
00:21:38.000 She would pay, I think she was paying like 200 grand a year for security.
00:21:41.000 She had bodyguards everywhere she went.
00:21:43.000 Proud Boys would often bodyguard her.
00:21:45.000 That picture you always see of me, it's pretty famous where I look, I'm wet because it's raining out and I'm going like this.
00:21:52.000 People use it for Photoshops.
00:21:54.000 That's waiting outside with Proud Boys at a Pamela Geller event to protect her.
00:22:00.000 So at the same time, her daughters were doing some fun, silly little breakfast show.
00:22:06.000 And so the two are not related.
00:22:08.000 It's not news that that's their mother.
00:22:10.000 But Taylor Lorenz thinks it's news because she has a type of journalism called get people killed journalism.
00:22:17.000 And what she does is she outs anonymous people.
00:22:19.000 That seems to be like her main thing is taking people who use aliases and doxing them and getting their identity revealed to the world because that's somehow really important.
00:22:32.000 So she outed Pamela Geller's daughters.
00:22:36.000 And now the whole world is in hiding.
00:22:39.000 Their lives were destroyed.
00:22:41.000 Pamela Geller had to get security for her two daughters.
00:22:44.000 And Pam was so devastated by it, it kind of ended her.
00:22:47.000 Like, have you heard of her recently?
00:22:50.000 By the way, this was Pamela Geller's life at the time.
00:22:52.000 She did a Muhammad cartoon show in Texas.
00:22:55.000 A man showed up that the FBI knew about.
00:22:57.000 I think the FBI even encouraged him to go down there.
00:23:00.000 I can't remember the story, but FBI behaved very badly with this guy.
00:23:05.000 They could have stopped it.
00:23:07.000 These two terrorists, I think they were Somalian, they go to kill her.
00:23:12.000 And luckily, the armed guards that she paid for, that she hired, were there and they shot the terrorists.
00:23:17.000 So that's Pamela Geller's life at the time.
00:23:19.000 People coming to shoot her in the fucking head for daring to blaspheme.
00:23:25.000 And Taylor's new angle on that whole take was to dox her daughters and destroy all three lives.
00:23:32.000 So that's the first time I heard of her.
00:23:33.000 When was that?
00:23:34.000 Now you can put that article up.
00:23:37.000 No, no, no.
00:23:39.000 That one.
00:23:39.000 So when was that?
00:23:40.000 2018.
00:23:41.000 2018.
00:23:42.000 And then updated March 2018.
00:23:44.000 So that's the first time we heard about her.
00:23:47.000 Mother, where art thou?
00:23:48.000 Like, as she's endangering lives, we've got funny little quips.
00:23:55.000 And then cut to libs of TikTok that she outed.
00:24:00.000 And we have her here.
00:24:01.000 And then cut to that.
00:24:03.000 Every time she does shit like this, she gets hate mail.
00:24:06.000 And then she complains.
00:24:07.000 So then cut to this viral moment where she's on MSNBC and she cries about how hard it is because every single thing you do are out to destroy your life.
00:24:15.000 So every little piece of information you put out there, it's so isolating and terrifying.
00:24:19.000 Turn it up.
00:24:24.000 And it's a piece of information that gets out on you will be used by the worst people on the internet to destroy your life.
00:24:32.000 Stop.
00:24:34.000 That's the biggest piece of hypocrisy I've ever come across ever.
00:24:38.000 Get that thing off her nose.
00:24:41.000 She takes little details, uses them to ruin Pamela Geller's life, and is there crying about how people use little details and use them to ruin her life.
00:24:51.000 You started it.
00:24:54.000 So anyway, this has gone huge and people are enjoying seeing her cry.
00:25:00.000 And her anger is at the network and the journalist.
00:25:05.000 The one who just said and terrifying.
00:25:08.000 She's mad at her for, I don't know, allowing that to exist.
00:25:13.000 Go back.
00:25:14.000 We want to hear more tears.
00:25:18.000 So isolating and terrifying.
00:25:22.000 It's horrifying.
00:25:25.000 I'm so sorry.
00:25:27.000 It's overwhelming.
00:25:28.000 It's really hard.
00:25:31.000 So now she's mad at that woman because the crying went viral.
00:25:35.000 And she says it was a hit piece.
00:25:37.000 What?
00:25:39.000 So go down.
00:25:41.000 She says, no bigger regret in my career than making the mistake of thinking Morgan Radford, that's the girl who said and terrifying, knew how to accurately report on abuse and harassment.
00:25:53.000 Her complete mishandling of the story has led to immense fallout and months of abuse.
00:25:58.000 I cannot warn women loudly enough to Stay away from her and MSNBC.
00:26:02.000 She produced an insane garbage segment months ago that misgendered a colleague, then refused to immediately correct it.
00:26:08.000 Lied about my harassment campaign, completely misrepresented what I said and how I've handled two straight years of relentless abuse.
00:26:14.000 They never apologized or fixed it.
00:26:16.000 I don't know how you fix it.
00:26:17.000 You're out there.
00:26:17.000 You're crying.
00:26:21.000 So now she's trying to dox this dude called That Umbrella Guy.
00:26:30.000 He's a random dude who does these videos about Amber Heard and the Amber Heard and the Johnny Depp trial.
00:26:38.000 That's pretty much his entire YouTube channel.
00:26:41.000 I couldn't imagine giving that much of a shit about Amber Heard and Johnny Depp.
00:26:47.000 And as you know, I was very close with Amber Heard, right?
00:26:50.000 Yes.
00:26:51.000 Endless pictures of there of us dating.
00:26:54.000 Taylor Lorenz hasn't used my name before today.
00:26:55.000 In fact, she demanded I comment by last Friday, but today she circled back to make sure her veiled threat took.
00:27:01.000 So click on the message he sent this.
00:27:04.000 If you look up that umbrella guy on YouTube, it's just like a cartoon of a guy with a fedora who looks like he's from one of that comic Watchmen, I think, talking about Amber Heard and how her lawyer did this and her lawyer did that.
00:27:16.000 Hi, Matthew.
00:27:18.000 I know your name.
00:27:19.000 I just wanted to follow up and see if you'd like to offer any response to the questions in our previous email.
00:27:23.000 We plan to name you in the article as Matthew Lewis, a YouTuber in Tennessee.
00:27:27.000 And we note your involvement with Comicsgate.
00:27:30.000 We note that you filed a trademark under the name Matthew Lewis.
00:27:32.000 Please let us know today.
00:27:34.000 Like, that's her job.
00:27:36.000 I know your name.
00:27:36.000 I know where you live.
00:27:37.000 Remember when CNN found that guy who did that meme?
00:27:40.000 And they said they followed him to his house.
00:27:43.000 And then we see him with the news crew in his driveway.
00:27:47.000 And they go, we won't be revealing his name because he's agreed not to make any more of these memes.
00:27:53.000 This is the news I'm watching?
00:27:56.000 So you threaten Trump supporters with doxing unless they cease to publicly support Trump.
00:28:03.000 And it sounds like that's what Taylor Lorenz is doing right here.
00:28:07.000 You've grown your channel to 400,000 subscribers by posting exclusively anti-Amber Heard content.
00:28:13.000 So she's an activist and she doesn't like that Amber Heard is being criticized.
00:28:18.000 Do you agree that your channel's growth has been due to posting anti-Amber Heard coverage?
00:28:22.000 Your YouTube videos have received blah, blah.
00:28:26.000 Oh, and look at this weird veiled threat.
00:28:29.000 Have you ever received notification from YouTube that you've broken the platform's community guidelines?
00:28:35.000 Meaning I'm telling them that you're violating their community guidelines.
00:28:40.000 This is what happens when you don't have kids.
00:28:42.000 You become a cunt.
00:28:46.000 But it gets worse.
00:28:48.000 So here's his Amber Heard stuff I was just talking about.
00:28:51.000 It's not my cup of tea, but I don't think you should be doxxed.
00:28:54.000 She's a celebrity.
00:28:56.000 And then click on any one of them?
00:29:00.000 That's what he looks like.
00:29:04.000 She's being sued in the aftermath of Virginia.
00:29:07.000 See, apparently no one wants to pay that $8 to $10 million bill that it costs to have the trial for AH.
00:29:15.000 Can you imagine?
00:29:16.000 Totally side note.
00:29:18.000 Spending dozens of hours giving the details about that gay trial?
00:29:25.000 I didn't give a shit.
00:29:27.000 My wife had it on in the background the whole whatever week it was on.
00:29:34.000 The only one who gave a shit was Amber Heard on Johnny Depp's bed.
00:29:43.000 And then we have the whole Boston hospital thing.
00:29:50.000 Now, just to be clear, what happened at Boston Hospital is they said we do gender-affirming care for minors.
00:30:01.000 That includes hysterectomies.
00:30:04.000 So Libs of TikTok published that, showed on the website where they said it, and then called them and pretended that she had a 16-year-old and could she get a hysterectomy?
00:30:13.000 And they said yes.
00:30:15.000 Then the hospital took it down and regarding that yes, they said, no, that employee doesn't know what they're talking about.
00:30:23.000 We don't do those.
00:30:24.000 Meaning we don't want to publicize it because we're scared.
00:30:28.000 They also claimed they had a bomb threat.
00:30:31.000 Now, the press took both of those things, the bomb threat and that they don't do it, as just a fact.
00:30:38.000 So they're like, Libs of TikTok endangered the hospital by lying and saying they do this.
00:30:43.000 How do you know they don't do it?
00:30:44.000 Because they said they don't.
00:30:45.000 Yeah, they also said they did pre-controversy.
00:30:49.000 I think I'm going to believe the they did part, especially because it was announced on their website.
00:30:58.000 So then Libs of TikTok offers a $10,000 award to anyone who can expose this bomb threat guy, track him down, find out about it.
00:31:07.000 And she tells all the journalists writing about the bomb threat that, says, publicize this $10,000 prize.
00:31:13.000 Maybe we can help find the guy.
00:31:14.000 None of the journalists do it because they don't give a shit about the bomb threat.
00:31:17.000 And Libs of TikTok exposed that too.
00:31:19.000 I highly recommend you get on her emailing list, Libs of Tiki-Talky.
00:31:24.000 But go back to that.
00:31:27.000 So go down.
00:31:30.000 Like, this is why women often make terrible journalists.
00:31:35.000 They are too emotional.
00:31:39.000 Taylor Lorenz's obsession with Libs of TikTok appears to be 100% based on revenge and crushing her, crushing her enemies.
00:31:49.000 That's high school girl, mean girl stuff.
00:31:51.000 It's not journalism.
00:31:55.000 Taylor Lorenz are coming for TikTok and Chia Raichik yet again, this time with a forthcoming hit piece about the surgeries.
00:32:06.000 That's the whole story I just gave you.
00:32:07.000 But click play on the Charlie Kirk thing.
00:32:09.000 Maybe go about six minutes in.
00:32:14.000 So when we see that it's exposed, when we see Boston Children's Hospital using promotional videos to explain that vaginoplasties on 17-year-old boys is a perfectly great and affirming, wonderful thing to do.
00:32:28.000 And we expose that and we write about It and we say, Hey, everybody, this is going on.
00:32:34.000 What do you think?
00:32:35.000 Media comes out and says, You're targeting hospitals, you're being hateful.
00:32:39.000 We have to suppress what you're doing.
00:32:40.000 You're transphobic, right?
00:32:42.000 And then the hospitals take down their videos.
00:32:45.000 These videos are all over the place, they're out there, they've been recorded.
00:32:50.000 Chris Elston has recorded a bunch of them.
00:32:53.000 Christina Buttons, writing for us, wrote about the Boston Children's Hospital situation.
00:32:57.000 Libs of TikTok goes out there and calls National Children's Hospital in D.C. and says, hey, would you perform a hysterectomy on my 16-year-old?
00:33:05.000 And the next thing you know, she's banned on Twitter and the Washington Post says she's targeting national.
00:33:11.000 National says, hey, those employees don't know what they're talking about.
00:33:16.000 But, you know, they scrub their websites, these hospitals.
00:33:19.000 And the next thing you know, nobody knows about it.
00:33:22.000 Insurance companies are being encouraged to cover this by the Department of Health and Human Services, which of course has Assistant Secretary, Rachel Levine, who is speaking at the W. But there's more.
00:33:35.000 So as I'm going down this rabbit hole, I see there's a publicist named Ari.
00:33:43.000 Ari had a, oh, this is weird now.
00:33:46.000 We're getting deep in the weeds, but she's suing Taylor Lorenz for this, the accusation that she's racist.
00:33:52.000 Taylor Lorenz ruined, she's determined to ruin Libs of TikTok's life, and she did go to her house and antagonize her family members, but she successfully ruined Pamela's life, the daughter's lives, and she ruined this publicist's life by saying that she's racist.
00:34:13.000 Because so Ari has this content creator house where I guess she rents it.
00:34:20.000 I think it's Bella Thorne's house.
00:34:22.000 And she rents it out, and then all the YouTube creators go there and they make videos all the time.
00:34:28.000 And you live with them in this real-world type of house.
00:34:31.000 And I guess she gets a cut on the thing.
00:34:34.000 And that's the house.
00:34:36.000 And this guy wanted his black friend to come live in the house.
00:34:43.000 And so she looks him up and she sees him joking about having a gun and shit.
00:34:47.000 And she goes, no, I don't think that's a good idea.
00:34:51.000 And so they call her racist.
00:34:53.000 And she was right to not invite the guy.
00:34:56.000 The guy's a fucking criminal.
00:34:58.000 And then Taylor Lorenz runs with that and destroys this woman as a racist.
00:35:02.000 So go back up again.
00:35:06.000 I expect he's going to be going to amend a complaint for defamation, voila.
00:35:11.000 So Ari goes, I'm here by myself, guys.
00:35:13.000 The TikToker goes, I'm a black male.
00:35:15.000 I'm offended by what you just said.
00:35:17.000 And then Taylor Lorenz's take on that conversation is, is it true that Miss Jacob made a racist comment to a GIV house manager claiming there's a big black man on the staircase yelling at me?
00:35:27.000 And then we have the footage, right?
00:35:31.000 So blow that way up.
00:35:35.000 I'm here by myself, guys.
00:35:38.000 Don't play that game.
00:35:39.000 Don't play that game.
00:35:41.000 I'm a black male.
00:35:44.000 Don't do that.
00:35:45.000 I'm offended by what you just said.
00:35:47.000 Yes, yes, Jesus said.
00:35:48.000 A few moments later.
00:35:53.000 Yeah.
00:35:56.000 No, it's not true.
00:35:58.000 And again, the only common thread throughout all of her journalism seems to be destroying women's lives.
00:36:08.000 What's 2-2?
00:36:14.000 Okay, one of the Taylor Levin, This is the Ari I was just talking about.
00:36:19.000 One of Taylor Lorenz's main sources for a New York Times smear against me was Marcus Olin, an adult 21-year-old who wanted a 30-something man to live in the TikTok house I helped manage with the other creators.
00:36:30.000 No, and helped manage the other creators.
00:36:32.000 Olin was mad that I advised against it after finding this video on the man's Twitter page.
00:36:36.000 So this is the 30-year-old black man she didn't want at a 20-something TikTok creator house.
00:36:43.000 Hey, look, we have some weed in the car.
00:36:44.000 We ain't got none now.
00:36:45.000 It's open.
00:36:46.000 Where's the gun that goes?
00:36:47.000 You see what I'm saying, Mr. Sunny?
00:36:48.000 Only naming my own.
00:36:50.000 You understand what I'm saying?
00:36:50.000 You don't know.
00:36:51.000 Oh, she's talking.
00:36:52.000 You see what I'm saying?
00:36:53.000 Soon as you go ahead, stop.
00:36:55.000 Hey, look.
00:36:59.000 Still got the Glock in the stash.
00:37:01.000 Still got the weed.
00:37:02.000 Fuck the police.
00:37:07.000 Oh, spook.
00:37:08.000 They were going to reach in here.
00:37:09.000 I was like, when he's killing girl, I'm not like, Jesus.
00:37:13.000 So, thanks to Taylor.
00:37:15.000 You're racist if you're nervous about this guy staying with young people.
00:37:19.000 You know, he was thinking, like, maybe I should just grab it and start shooting.
00:37:23.000 There's no way he wasn't thinking that.
00:37:24.000 When he leaned forward, he was like, oh, shit, this is it.
00:37:27.000 Get down on the ass, nigga.
00:37:29.000 Fuck wrong with the ass.
00:37:30.000 So anyway, that's a good update.
00:37:32.000 Rumor we went, man.
00:37:34.000 With Taylor.
00:37:35.000 What?
00:37:36.000 Oh, my God.
00:37:37.000 A couple other things.
00:37:38.000 Look at 1-3.
00:37:40.000 You know what I thought of when I watched this video?
00:37:42.000 After also trying to figure out what the fuck is with her hair?
00:37:45.000 Women aren't good at power.
00:37:48.000 Power corrupts.
00:37:49.000 absolute power crops absolutely men are better at Doesn't it look like a nylon cap?
00:37:55.000 Yeah, or her head or her eyes.
00:37:57.000 I'm speaking for myself, but I'm probably speaking for a large majority of other officers out there.
00:38:02.000 If we're driving on the freeway in our police car, get the f*** out of the way.
00:38:07.000 Get the f*** out of the way.
00:38:08.000 If you merge and we follow behind you and we merge too, you're probably in trouble.
00:38:14.000 Best way to find that out is get the f out of the way.
00:38:16.000 I can go 90 miles an hour.
00:38:18.000 You can't.
00:38:19.000 You can't do that.
00:38:20.000 So get the f out of the way.
00:38:22.000 If us officers stay behind you long enough, we can find a reason to pull you over.
00:38:27.000 So you might as well get the f out of the way.
00:38:31.000 Super simple.
00:38:32.000 That's all.
00:38:33.000 Here we go.
00:38:34.000 What are her mannerisms, even?
00:38:36.000 Yeah, they're kind of black.
00:38:38.000 I confess to a crime on tape, too.
00:38:47.000 What is?
00:38:48.000 Fucking pulling people over for no reason.
00:38:52.000 Yeah, it's illegal to look at someone with the intent to arrest them and then try to invent a Crime.
00:39:00.000 It's against the fucking law.
00:39:06.000 This one was fun.
00:39:06.000 White people made me fat.
00:39:10.000 So, uh.
00:39:15.000 We were starving in India, so our DNA holds on to calories.
00:39:21.000 I believe this is true of American Indians.
00:39:25.000 You know, they were used to getting a deer and then not having anything for three weeks, and then getting some berries and not having anything for three weeks.
00:39:31.000 So, when they eat a Dorito, their body goes, holy shit, you got some cool corn and salt.
00:39:37.000 Those are rare.
00:39:38.000 I'm going to hold on to them.
00:39:39.000 So, that's why I believe that American Indians have a propensity for diabetes, especially, because they're not used to having sugar in their diets, and why they tend to have a problem with obesity.
00:39:49.000 But you'd be pretty insane to blame white men for you being fat.
00:39:54.000 It's still your fault.
00:39:56.000 I mean, the argument would go, Indians, American Indians, can just eat less than white people.
00:40:04.000 That's handy.
00:40:06.000 I'd love it if I only had to eat once a day or once every two days.
00:40:11.000 But her argument is that argument while also saying, you shouldn't have given me so much access to food, basically.
00:40:21.000 Weird take.
00:40:22.000 The white people made her fat, but who made her ugly?
00:40:26.000 White people.
00:40:27.000 I'm going to prove to you why white people are the reason I'm fat today.
00:40:33.000 If white people didn't go looking for spices, then various sea routes to Indian subcontinent and Africa and other places of the world would not get discovered.
00:40:43.000 Yeah, well that's not a problem.
00:40:44.000 And if they didn't get discovered, then East India Company would never come to Indian subcontinent.
00:40:49.000 And if they didn't come, then the fertility of the land would not get destroyed because they forced us to cultivate tobacco and dyes and opioid things like that.
00:41:02.000 And that destroyed the fertility of my country.
00:41:06.000 What?
00:41:07.000 You weren't growing anything.
00:41:09.000 You could barely handle agriculture.
00:41:11.000 We introduced the infrastructure for you to do mass farming.
00:41:15.000 You're welcome.
00:41:16.000 That's why you're fat.
00:41:17.000 We showed you how to make food.
00:41:20.000 By the way, you've regressed since we left, and now you shit on the streets.
00:41:24.000 That makes you less fat.
00:41:26.000 Explosive diarrhea every 10 minutes.
00:41:30.000 Pick up your shit is a great way to lose.
00:41:32.000 Until my ancestors were left with nothing to eat, we wouldn't move to this grain-heavy, very little-nutritious diet that we have today.
00:41:44.000 Wait, stop.
00:41:47.000 So you immigrated here because you were starving in India.
00:41:50.000 There was no food in India.
00:41:52.000 I think you moved here because your mother's an oncologist and your dad's a pediatrician, and they are part of the 0.01% that can afford to leave India.
00:42:02.000 And that's also why you're fat, by the way, because you're a spoiled, rich bitch.
00:42:08.000 White people didn't come to the Indian subcontinent, then my ancestors would not go through 50 small, medium, large famines in a period of 200 years.
00:42:22.000 That's a lot.
00:42:24.000 What about the dead bodies floating down the river?
00:42:27.000 Nearly 3 million people would not have died due to starvation and malnutrition.
00:42:33.000 And if that's the only thing that's happening, what about the 10 million Indians murdered by Muslims?
00:42:37.000 Is that me too?
00:42:40.000 We separated you guys because you were like Siamese fighting fish.
00:42:43.000 So we made Pakistan and said, Muslims go here, Hindus do here, stop killing each other.
00:42:47.000 And you're still at war along the border.
00:42:51.000 Place and the people of this place would not adapt to survive on lower calories.
00:43:01.000 We also wouldn't biologically be programmed to hold on to more fat because my genes, they're not going to be faster.
00:43:12.000 My genes rip at the back when I bend over.
00:43:16.000 You're going to die.
00:43:17.000 At some point, there's going to be a famine.
00:43:21.000 You will not have food and you're going to die.
00:43:26.000 I would also not be prone to diabetes, high blood pressure, seasons, and all that other things.
00:43:35.000 You're welcome to fill your sails and shake your trees.
00:43:39.000 So what can I say except you're welcome for the islands?
00:43:44.000 Sorry about that.
00:43:46.000 And then last one, another one of these Dharman videos.
00:43:50.000 But is this bots making these?
00:43:52.000 So the Dharman-ish video is this woman who tricked her daughter and made the tattooist give her a henna tattoo.
00:43:59.000 But while this is playing, you're also looking at how to make biscuits.
00:44:05.000 Oh, this is good for ADHD.
00:44:07.000 You get a little bit of fiction in there and then a little bit of how-tos.
00:44:10.000 People love DIYs.
00:44:12.000 I don't understand it.
00:44:14.000 It's a burn time.
00:44:15.000 So you want to watch a feel-good fake video about a tattoo while also...
00:44:23.000 That's how high the attention span is.
00:44:28.000 Mom?
00:44:30.000 Why is it fading?
00:44:31.000 Is my skin peeling off?
00:44:33.000 No, it's fading because it isn't real.
00:44:37.000 What are you talking about?
00:44:39.000 It isn't real.
00:44:40.000 Yes, it is.
00:44:41.000 I went to a tattoo shop.
00:44:43.000 The tattoo shop was real, and the tattoo artist was real.
00:44:46.000 It's kind of good acting compared to the one we saw the other day.
00:44:49.000 Not bad.
00:44:49.000 You see.
00:44:50.000 By the mom.
00:44:51.000 When I got home from work yesterday morning, I went into this.
00:44:53.000 Isn't this bizarre?
00:44:54.000 Yes.
00:44:55.000 But you weren't here.
00:44:56.000 Have you seen this before?
00:44:56.000 Like a thing like this?
00:44:57.000 No.
00:45:00.000 I'll show you what else is trending after this if you're interested.
00:45:04.000 I didn't think anything else.
00:45:05.000 I get watching how to make biscuits.
00:45:08.000 I get watching a dumb video about a girl who was tricked into thinking she has a tattoo, but why both at the same time?
00:45:14.000 So I decided to puke, by the way.
00:45:18.000 Oh, how sweet that is?
00:45:19.000 Yeah, looks a little too rich.
00:45:24.000 Gross.
00:45:28.000 Maybe they're like, you can solve a family issue within the time you could make a weird cake.
00:45:34.000 Okay, what do you want to show me that's trending?
00:45:36.000 This is a cool trend.
00:45:37.000 I hate cake.
00:45:38.000 It's reacting to things in the moment, like this is how he feels while he watches this.
00:45:43.000 Let you know how this makes me feel throughout.
00:45:46.000 Right now, I'm feeling oh, I'm feeling happy.
00:45:51.000 I enjoyed that very much so.
00:45:53.000 What a delightful display of colours.
00:45:56.000 Right now, I'm acknowledging that they're doing it in two rows.
00:45:59.000 That's a bit interesting.
00:46:01.000 But it's kind of taken a while.
00:46:03.000 I feel quite displeased, if I'm being completely honest.
00:46:07.000 Oh, we've got a big swirler coming up.
00:46:10.000 This could make me very excited.
00:46:14.000 Is it really just going to go around one at a time?
00:46:17.000 I'm now feeling angry.
00:46:20.000 I feel impatient.
00:46:23.000 Is this really going to be a single trail swirler?
00:46:28.000 I thought we were dealing with the big wam-bam swirler.
00:46:31.000 But you're really taking the piss out of me.
00:46:35.000 I am angry, confused, and disappointed, to say the least.
00:46:42.000 Please hurry up!
00:46:46.000 I've seen this swirl.
00:46:48.000 I want to see something else.
00:46:50.000 If something interesting doesn't happen in the next two seconds, I swear to go.
00:46:56.000 I like that.
00:46:58.000 That were a good one, wasn't it?
00:47:00.000 That made me most happy.
00:47:01.000 My mind is officially blowing something interesting.
00:47:04.000 Oh, we've got a tower fall, tower stumble, tower crumble.
00:47:10.000 I don't know how I feel about that.
00:47:12.000 Bit of a chaotic fall kind of makes me feel slightly uneasy.
00:47:17.000 I would prefer it to be more controlled.
00:47:20.000 Right, now this better lead to something good.
00:47:23.000 Because I am on the edge of rage.
00:47:26.000 But we've got a big swirler, and I swear to God, if this is a single trail swirl, I will be kicking off big toe.
00:47:36.000 Whoa!
00:47:37.000 What a banger!
00:47:39.000 I feel most pleased and happy.
00:47:44.000 I want to do a reaction video to him.
00:47:46.000 Right feelings.
00:47:47.000 Wow, we really reached the outer echelons of megalomania here.
00:47:52.000 Wow.
00:47:52.000 It's odd, though, because if you did react to that video, when he's pissed, I feel most pleased because it's the most funny and entertaining part.
00:48:01.000 Right?
00:48:02.000 So it's kind of, it's not like you're just going to react and have the same reaction.
00:48:06.000 Could be a good video.
00:48:08.000 Wait, last thing.
00:48:10.000 I forgot to get into this.
00:48:12.000 I don't know why.
00:48:13.000 Number 20.
00:48:14.000 Well, I crossed it off the list, but it wasn't.
00:48:16.000 Go back to 2-0.
00:48:17.000 Oh, yeah.
00:48:18.000 So zoom out on this.
00:48:20.000 This is an hour and 15 minutes.
00:48:22.000 Wow.
00:48:22.000 This guy calls himself the content cop.
00:48:25.000 You watch that on your own time.
00:48:26.000 He did a super deep dive on Taylor Lorenz and all of her sins.
00:48:32.000 It's really good.
00:48:35.000 He's one of the least boring content creators out there, and he talks to the camera, which I enjoy.
00:48:40.000 I hate when it's just a cartoon.
00:48:43.000 And he's got all the receipts.
00:48:44.000 It's really fascinating, and it's worth your time.
00:48:47.000 All right, let's get to the mailbag.
00:48:48.000 I got to go.
00:48:49.000 Aye.
00:48:54.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.
00:48:58.000 Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.
00:49:04.000 Let me touch it.
00:49:06.000 Do you have a lock?
00:49:09.000 Oh, that weird Indian tranny?
00:49:11.000 No.
00:49:14.000 Like a bike lock.
00:49:15.000 I don't want to take my helmet into Manhattan.
00:49:18.000 I don't on me, no.
00:49:20.000 Poop.
00:49:21.000 Shit, I'm sorry.
00:49:23.000 That's really poopy.
00:49:26.000 Uh, but a badoo, bad update, but up.
00:49:31.000 What can I say besides you?
00:49:33.000 This guy says sprinkles, probably not.
00:49:35.000 And then he says, F you to me.
00:49:37.000 And then he says he hates me.
00:49:39.000 Holy shit.
00:49:40.000 Okay.
00:49:40.000 Oh, I guess he's quoting Tucker Carlson.
00:49:42.000 Fuck you.
00:49:43.000 I hate you.
00:49:46.000 Sprinkles?
00:49:47.000 Coming right up.
00:49:49.000 Frankly.
00:49:51.000 Wait, what is this one?
00:49:52.000 Wrong link.
00:49:53.000 Oh, wait.
00:49:54.000 Yeah, so it's the one that says this one.
00:49:57.000 This is not going to be funny, by the way, just to warn you.
00:50:01.000 I haven't seen it yet, but I promise you it won't be good.
00:50:05.000 Oh, Nate Bargett.
00:50:07.000 What are you going to send me Bill Cosby to?
00:50:09.000 This is from 2015.
00:50:10.000 Where'd you find this really rare?
00:50:12.000 How many views does it have?
00:50:15.000 292,000.
00:50:17.000 Thanks for discovering this unheard of, famous comic on Comedy Central that probably altogether has a billion views on YouTube.
00:50:26.000 You want to see how old?
00:50:27.000 What a moron.
00:50:29.000 This is what Nate Bargatzi looks like now.
00:50:32.000 He looks like a different guy.
00:50:35.000 Yeah, they all wear that same jacket.
00:50:38.000 They wear shoes with white soles, and then they wear that zip-up jacket.
00:50:44.000 So, yeah, anyone can go look up one of the most successful comedians in the world.
00:50:49.000 Fucking moron.
00:50:51.000 This guy says, check this guy with a deformity scaring children.
00:50:58.000 Okay, this seems wrong.
00:51:02.000 Didn't we say that was me one time?
00:51:04.000 Yeah.
00:51:05.000 That's the same guy.
00:51:06.000 I love messing with kids.
00:51:08.000 It does look like me, which I don't like.
00:51:10.000 Because it's horrific.
00:51:13.000 Carnivore diet.
00:51:15.000 This is a tweet.
00:51:18.000 It has sensitive content.
00:51:20.000 Oh, oh.
00:51:21.000 Oh, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
00:51:22.000 What even is that?
00:51:24.000 Oh, I'm sorry.
00:51:25.000 Is that a whale or something?
00:51:26.000 It's...
00:51:29.000 Oh, it's a cow ripped open and everybody's eating it.
00:51:33.000 I thought it was people, actually.
00:51:34.000 I've seen this going around.
00:51:35.000 No, it's just a cow.
00:51:37.000 We could show it.
00:51:38.000 It's Africans eating meat off the ground.
00:51:40.000 Yeah.
00:51:41.000 Like animals.
00:51:44.000 We was Kangs.
00:51:46.000 You know why they're doing that?
00:51:48.000 Because of white colonization.
00:51:50.000 We made them act like beasts.
00:51:54.000 That's true.
00:51:55.000 Sorry.
00:51:56.000 Won't happen again.
00:52:00.000 Okay.
00:52:01.000 Now we're only from now on.
00:52:03.000 Oh shit, I really gotta go.
00:52:06.000 From now on, everything will be things we have approved.
00:52:14.000 Like this one, Fat Homo.
00:52:16.000 Hey, Fagin and Chank, here's a fat gay man celebrating 400 pounds by eating McDonald's, a dipstick into cultural America.
00:52:22.000 This is also an incredibly famous guy everyone's heard about.
00:52:27.000 Remember, he used to be skinny?
00:52:28.000 Officially 400 pounds.
00:52:33.000 How did this happen?
00:52:34.000 Oh, Nicocato.
00:52:35.000 I've heard of this guy.
00:52:36.000 Yeah, he used to be skinny.
00:52:38.000 And then he did mukbang videos with his boyfriend, I think.
00:52:40.000 And then they broke up and everyone was crying.
00:52:45.000 Treat yourself or surprise someone else.
00:52:47.000 It makes a great gift.
00:52:48.000 Link below.
00:52:50.000 How did this happen?
00:52:52.000 I eat vegetables off camera.
00:52:55.000 I eat all the food groups.
00:52:58.000 I eat all the food groups.
00:52:59.000 Shut up.
00:53:00.000 You're annoying.
00:53:03.000 Of course I spelled vegetables.
00:53:04.000 Oh my god.
00:53:07.000 That's wild.
00:53:09.000 Don't be gay, folks.
00:53:13.000 Check out the tits on this broad, he says, and then he makes sure we know it's NSFW, not safe for work.
00:53:21.000 That one's called, what's the title of it?
00:53:24.000 NYC Subway Fight.
00:53:26.000 Okay.
00:53:29.000 Two after Fat Homo.
00:53:31.000 Fat Homo, Bamba.
00:53:33.000 Got it.
00:53:36.000 Sounds like a sneeze.
00:53:38.000 No one's loving it.
00:53:46.000 The aggressors scream and dram on butterflies.
00:53:50.000 Those aren't bad black tits.
00:53:53.000 Is that a guy?
00:53:57.000 Did I just hear Vijay?
00:54:01.000 Oh, they've taken some liberties with the audio.
00:54:06.000 Oh, she's completely buck naked.
00:54:09.000 Several males corner an enemy female.
00:54:12.000 It's a ferocious attack, and she's lucky to escape with her life.
00:54:19.000 Very unfortunate audio.
00:54:21.000 Did you have the talk with your wife?
00:54:24.000 That, like, if anything goes down fight-wise, they'll run away no matter what.
00:54:27.000 I'm getting beaten with it.
00:54:28.000 Of course.
00:54:29.000 I haven't had the talk yet.
00:54:30.000 Well, we also have the talk about if I get attacked at a restaurant by lunatics, what the wife and kids should do.
00:54:36.000 Yeah.
00:54:36.000 Anyway, let's get to the final video.
00:54:38.000 Oh yeah, why?
00:54:48.000 Final video.
00:54:50.000 short version.
00:54:51.000 This is...
00:54:56.000 Oh, this looks really fun.
00:54:59.000 This is a guy who stole a box truck, and those things are real powerful.
00:55:04.000 So if anything gets in their way, they just fucking knock it out of the way.
00:55:08.000 If you're going to go on a high-speed chase and end up doing 20 years, I would recommend choosing this vehicle.
00:55:15.000 So that's the cop noticing he's going the wrong way.
00:55:19.000 Right now, I feel very pleased.
00:55:24.000 So they try to pin him a few times, but obviously the mass makes him unpinnable.
00:55:38.000 Look, can't do anything.
00:55:49.000 Medians, no problem.
00:55:51.000 Grass, I'm good.
00:55:54.000 Crop cars aren't having as easy of a time.
00:55:57.000 What a beautiful day, too.
00:55:59.000 It's a beautiful day for a car chase.
00:56:03.000 I think I'll go over here.
00:56:05.000 Excuse me.
00:56:06.000 Nice day for a white van car chase.
00:56:10.000 No, I'm going to try this for a little while.
00:56:12.000 Excuse me.
00:56:16.000 Damn, it cuts through like butter.
00:56:18.000 Yeah.
00:56:19.000 And the cop parks in front of him.
00:56:20.000 He just takes out the front of the cop car.
00:56:23.000 And because he's high up, you know, it doesn't hurt him.
00:56:25.000 Right.
00:56:26.000 Oh, some trucks are going to chase it up to the suspension seats where the bounces are forgiving.
00:56:32.000 Yeah.
00:56:34.000 I don't know if we'll make it.
00:56:35.000 Yeah, we'll make it to the end.
00:56:36.000 He goes, well, you'll see what he says.
00:56:39.000 Look at that.
00:56:40.000 Even that huge meeting just means a few more bouncies.
00:56:45.000 There you go.
00:56:46.000 And oncoming traffic, I'm good.
00:56:49.000 Turn back onto the right direction.
00:56:52.000 That works.
00:56:54.000 I'm going to go down here.
00:56:59.000 Turn into Best Buy for a bit.
00:57:03.000 Still doing great.
00:57:03.000 Different car, different angle.
00:57:07.000 Excuse me.
00:57:08.000 Oh, sorry.
00:57:10.000 Don't mind me.
00:57:11.000 Oh, nice try.
00:57:12.000 This guy's so good.
00:57:13.000 Look at this.
00:57:14.000 Excuse me.
00:57:15.000 Well, anyway, let me say you're welcome.
00:57:21.000 You're welcome.
00:57:22.000 What a wonderful day.
00:57:23.000 Excuse me.
00:57:24.000 No, I don't do the pin thing.
00:57:26.000 Oh, oh.
00:57:32.000 Even that was graceful.
00:57:34.000 Yeah.
00:57:35.000 Barefoot.
00:57:36.000 Oh, shit.
00:57:36.000 Just got the dog for good measure.
00:57:40.000 This is what Rodney King did, by the way.
00:57:44.000 We had to burn down all of Los Angeles on his behalf.
00:57:50.000 And he said, can't we all get along?
00:57:52.000 And what does this guy say?
00:58:02.000 Wait for it.
00:58:10.000 I ain't blaming Police.
00:58:11.000 They just protecting the 50 and I'm funny.
00:58:13.000 Yeah, this guy's a hero.
00:58:14.000 I ain't even mad.
00:58:18.000 I love that guy.
00:58:20.000 I ain't even mad at y'all.
00:58:22.000 All right, folks.
00:58:23.000 That's the end of Ryan's stupid holiday in Disney.
00:58:25.000 Everything will be back to normal tomorrow.