Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S04E167

00:00:52.000 Video from Iowa, Michigan area, southwest Michigan, northwest Ohio.

00:01:01.000 Great video, very outsiders, flassy dudes, hot chicks.

00:01:10.000 I've got Canadian tuxedos on.

00:01:13.000 Bring back that look, the jean jacket and the jeans.

00:01:15.000 Although, I don't think you can do that at 52.

00:01:18.000 It's a young man's game.

00:01:20.000 Wow.

00:01:22.000 We are back.

00:01:25.000 Ryan is back from Groomer Central, Disneyland.

00:01:28.000 How'd that go?

00:01:28.000 Bigger black!

00:01:29.000 Did anyone make passes at your baby?

00:01:31.000 They did not.

00:01:33.000 Disney is not popular with the right.

00:01:35.000 Strange time to go.

00:01:36.000 I guess no one lusts an infant.

00:01:39.000 Yes.

00:01:39.000 No, I think she's of the age where she's just a safe little dumpling.

00:01:43.000 Did she enjoy it?

00:01:44.000 Yes.

00:01:45.000 She had a great time.

00:01:46.000 She had a great time.

00:01:47.000 A baby had a great time in Disneyland.

00:01:50.000 Now, on Compound Censored last week, I remember you said that Anthony was like, well, how old is she?

00:01:59.000 And you said six months.

00:02:00.000 She's 10 months old, almost 11 months old.

00:02:02.000 Oh, shit.

00:02:03.000 I'm 10 months old.

00:02:06.000 She's basically care and a half.

00:02:08.000 She's basically walking right now.

00:02:10.000 She learned how to.

00:02:12.000 I have a video of her before, like the first days of the trip, and we're holding her hands walking, and she's garbage at it.

00:02:18.000 By the end of it, she's like walking on her own, but basically with the hands.

00:02:22.000 It's crazy.

00:02:23.000 Huh.

00:02:23.000 There used to be a commercial, a Disney commercial, where the baby takes the first steps, and like, whoa, that happens at Disney Magic.

00:02:29.000 So you brought your wife and your kid, but you also brought your parents and your other family members, your cousins?

00:02:35.000 What do you mean?

00:02:36.000 Well, I saw footage of you there performing break dancing.

00:02:40.000 Go to one, two.

00:02:41.000 Okay.

00:02:42.000 And I didn't know.

00:02:43.000 Oh, geez.

00:02:44.000 Is that you on the ground there?

00:02:45.000 None of those people are me at all.

00:02:47.000 Are you singing?

00:02:49.000 I can't see very well here if you're the guy doing the dance.

00:02:52.000 Whoa, Ryan!

00:02:54.000 Yeah, that is impressive.

00:02:54.000 You can do handstands?

00:02:56.000 No, that's Licky Berwick.

00:03:02.000 You look great.

00:03:02.000 What song are you singing there?

00:03:03.000 I'm neither of...

00:03:07.000 Definitely not the little girl with the hat.

00:03:12.000 What's that woman in the back doing?

00:03:14.000 You should fire her.

00:03:15.000 DJing?

00:03:16.000 No, she's just barely moving her hands.

00:03:19.000 She's trying to stay alive.

00:03:21.000 She's just going like this.

00:03:22.000 I think that might be the wind.

00:03:24.000 That poor fucking gimp in the front is giving her.

00:03:27.000 And then this chick in the pink skirt is just barely alive.

00:03:31.000 She's just in the way.

00:03:32.000 Whoa, watch out.

00:03:33.000 Sorry, I'm not sure.

00:03:34.000 She actually fucked that guy up.

00:03:36.000 Look, now she's laughing.

00:03:38.000 She goes, oh, shit.

00:03:40.000 What?

00:03:41.000 She's just going like this.

00:03:42.000 But she was moving the hands before.

00:03:44.000 You're out of the band.

00:03:46.000 You're fired.

00:03:47.000 Bye-bye.

00:03:48.000 Home to mommy.

00:03:50.000 Did you have fun at Disneyland?

00:03:51.000 No, it was a great time.

00:03:53.000 I felt fulfilled.

00:03:54.000 Did you get drunk?

00:03:55.000 I didn't.

00:03:57.000 No.

00:03:58.000 I didn't drink one sip.

00:03:59.000 Not one sip passed these lips.

00:04:03.000 And what would you guys do at night?

00:04:05.000 Put the baby to bed, go to bed early.

00:04:07.000 I went to bed the earliest ever, like on a bed, basically, like 10 o'clock, 10.30.

00:04:11.000 And then I started pushing it a little bit.

00:04:12.000 But we woke up at 6.30, like every day.

00:04:15.000 And did you have the speedy pass?

00:04:16.000 How did you get on rides?

00:04:17.000 What did you do about rides?

00:04:19.000 My wife is a genius with this whole thing.

00:04:21.000 We use every program that they have, she's on top of it.

00:04:24.000 So as soon as you scan the fast pass, now you're eligible for another fast pass, or she's on it.

00:04:28.000 She's like doing all this stuff.

00:04:30.000 And yeah.

00:04:31.000 I've been to Disney without a person knowing what they're doing.

00:04:34.000 And it's like we had to wait online for an hour.

00:04:36.000 We didn't wait longer than maybe 20 minutes for the mass.

00:04:39.000 That's not rocket science.

00:04:40.000 Everyone gets the fast pass now.

00:04:42.000 No.

00:04:43.000 Everyone gets it.

00:04:44.000 I just saw suckers and suckers and suckers sitting on these lines.

00:04:48.000 Yeah.

00:04:49.000 So when you get, you, you wait in line.

00:04:50.000 Well, fast pass, you still have to wait a little bit.

00:04:52.000 A little, little, little bit.

00:04:54.000 So you get there, and then what happens?

00:04:55.000 You give the baby to her, and then you go on the ride?

00:04:58.000 Well, that's the thing.

00:04:59.000 You could do the rider swap, which isn't even a fast pass thing.

00:05:03.000 You do the rider swap.

00:05:04.000 Disney is very nice about this.

00:05:06.000 So even if you don't have the fast pass, you're like, we're going to swap.

00:05:08.000 And you go through the fast lane anyway.

00:05:10.000 Because they know that what it's like to have a little baby.

00:05:13.000 Okay.

00:05:14.000 So it's like a super secret, cool hack having a baby.

00:05:19.000 Hack.

00:05:20.000 Yes.

00:05:22.000 But what would, like, so it's seven o'clock, you have dinner at Disneyland?

00:05:27.000 Are you on the premises?

00:05:29.000 Yes.

00:05:30.000 Okay.

00:05:31.000 And then you go home and you go to bed.

00:05:33.000 And how many nights were you there?

00:05:35.000 We were there seven nights, I think.

00:05:39.000 So Thursday.

00:05:41.000 And then we have four days of parks.

00:05:43.000 One day in the middle where it was a split where my family came over.

00:05:47.000 My uncle that lives down there in Florida is based.

00:05:49.000 And so is his wife and the kid.

00:05:51.000 And it was great.

00:05:52.000 Met up with friends down there, too.

00:05:56.000 And it was awesome.

00:05:58.000 It's really cool.

00:05:58.000 And you know what I think is really cool about this?

00:06:01.000 Not only did my wife miss out on going to Disney when I went, and she was pregnant.

00:06:06.000 She had to stay back last year.

00:06:08.000 Which is what this whole trip is about, by the way.

00:06:10.000 It has nothing to do with your baby at all.

00:06:12.000 It has everything to do with your wife resenting that she didn't get to go to Disneyland.

00:06:18.000 That is totally possible.

00:06:20.000 It's not an option.

00:06:21.000 I'm not open to debate here.

00:06:23.000 Babies do not enjoy Disneyland.

00:06:26.000 Babies enjoy colors and shapes.

00:06:29.000 And you give a baby an empty bag of chips and the way it crinkles, oh my god.

00:06:35.000 We're partying.

00:06:36.000 You know what?

00:06:37.000 I would agree with you, but the past couple of months she's been bored of her surroundings in the apartment.

00:06:42.000 So we get these Love Every packages, which is like new toys for her.

00:06:46.000 And she'll be infatuated with those for a little bit.

00:06:48.000 And then she gets bored of stuff.

00:06:49.000 She wants to go outside.

00:06:50.000 And then, you know, the weather's starting to turn a little bit, so going outside won't be a thing.

00:06:57.000 What?

00:06:57.000 It's going to be too cold for us to go on the amount of walks that we go on now.

00:07:00.000 What?

00:07:01.000 Yeah.

00:07:02.000 Well we'll go on them But not as often Not for like Ryan, it's not going to go below 60 for like another month.

00:07:11.000 I hope you're right.

00:07:12.000 Oh, God.

00:07:13.000 Now, you know what else is cool about this is that it was like a teamwork thing.

00:07:18.000 So, yes, we could take her when she's a little older, but by then we're going to have another kid.

00:07:22.000 So we're going to have an infant and a toddler, which would be tough and more expensive.

00:07:26.000 Now we actually have to pay for a ticket for her.

00:07:28.000 Yeah, I'm getting bored.

00:07:29.000 This was a good practice run on doing Disney with a baby, and she loved it.

00:07:35.000 She had a great time.

00:07:36.000 Like I said, she could see that little Japan.

00:07:41.000 Yeah, there's Japanese.

00:07:44.000 Nice stance.

00:07:45.000 Little guy there.

00:07:46.000 That's good.

00:07:47.000 You stand like a fat chick.

00:07:48.000 There we are, standing like regular chicks.

00:07:50.000 What is your shirt, Dad?

00:07:52.000 What else is on it there?

00:07:53.000 That was given to me in Orlando at the meet and greet.

00:07:55.000 Very nice people.

00:07:56.000 I gave that to him.

00:07:56.000 It says dad.

00:07:58.000 And that's the, not the Hall of Presidence, some other patriotic thing.

00:08:01.000 It rained, but that's okay.

00:08:04.000 Got some snacks.

00:08:04.000 That's her in Harambe.

00:08:07.000 Right.

00:08:07.000 I've been there.

00:08:07.000 It's in the Animal Kingdom.

00:08:08.000 That's a cool spot.

00:08:10.000 It's very nice.

00:08:12.000 Everything's very pleasant.

00:08:13.000 That's right around where that water slide is.

00:08:15.000 Not water slide, but water ride, where they just drench you like you're underwater.

00:08:21.000 And then there's a little store that sells pants and shirts and flip-flops and stuff.

00:08:26.000 Oh.

00:08:28.000 Yeah, jipperdoodle.

00:08:30.000 She loved Donald.

00:08:32.000 She didn't like the princesses because they're just women in a lot of makeup.

00:08:35.000 But these weird mascots were like, let's see if she's scared of them.

00:08:38.000 And she loved them.

00:08:39.000 There was a little sand pit there.

00:08:43.000 That's her with a little headband on.

00:08:46.000 But no, I have footage of her on the ride.

00:08:48.000 And she, oh, there's some.

00:08:51.000 What ride?

00:08:52.000 That's like what her face looks like during the whole thing.

00:08:54.000 And she goes, oh, it's a small world.

00:08:56.000 Yeah.

00:08:56.000 This is new for her.

00:08:57.000 She goes, ooh.

00:09:00.000 Like she's exaggeratingly excited.

00:09:02.000 No, we could skip that one.

00:09:05.000 But yeah, so very nice, very magical.

00:09:08.000 Had a great time.

00:09:09.000 Okay.

00:09:10.000 Very boring.

00:09:12.000 I had a little discussion on the train last night with an African-American woman.

00:09:16.000 We're coming back.

00:09:18.000 I was coming back to the Burbs, and she's there with a boy.

00:09:21.000 He's about 9, and it's 11 p.m.

00:09:26.000 And I'm not impressed.

00:09:27.000 But his bedtime at 9 should be 8.30.

00:09:31.000 It's a school night.

00:09:32.000 He's got his school uniform on.

00:09:34.000 It looks like a charter school.

00:09:35.000 And so now I'm pissed off.

00:09:37.000 And she's got this broken old phone that's just dead.

00:09:40.000 And so he comes to get the tickets.

00:09:42.000 And she goes, oh, I can't get it because my phone's dead.

00:09:45.000 And I'm like, that's, I just, I go, that's not your phone.

00:09:48.000 That's an old phone.

00:09:49.000 And she goes, I think you need to mind your business.

00:09:52.000 Uh-oh.

00:09:53.000 And I go, I really hope that you, this doesn't work out for you somehow.

00:09:58.000 And then she goes, she just kept saying the same thing.

00:10:01.000 Mind your business.

00:10:02.000 I go, this is my business.

00:10:03.000 No, it ain't.

00:10:04.000 And I go, yes, it is.

00:10:06.000 Because you're scamming.

00:10:08.000 And then I go, and the reason that's my business is we're living in a society.

00:10:14.000 And it didn't work.

00:10:16.000 Usually that is the magic word where they go, what the fuck?

00:10:19.000 It at least phases them.

00:10:21.000 But she's like, go fuck it.

00:10:22.000 She didn't say, go fuck yourself, but she was just like.

00:10:24.000 And then the cops, the train stops.

00:10:27.000 And he goes, she's done this before.

00:10:29.000 He says to her, you've done this before.

00:10:31.000 He gets the cops.

00:10:32.000 The cops come on.

00:10:33.000 And then I'm like, you see, now we all have to wait because you are a scam artist.

00:10:37.000 You want to do a scam and we all have to wait.

00:10:40.000 Mind your business.

00:10:42.000 And then it's just a dumb gesture.

00:10:45.000 Like the cop says, what's going on?

00:10:47.000 Do you have ID?

00:10:48.000 No, I don't got my ID.

00:10:50.000 Meanwhile, I'm there going, who doesn't carry ID?

00:10:52.000 Right.

00:10:54.000 And the cop's like, oh, well, I'm not going to slow down the entire train.

00:10:58.000 So it's just a little pantomime we all do.

00:11:01.000 And then we proceed and she doesn't pay and we all pay.

00:11:04.000 You know, we're living in a society.

00:11:07.000 I'm at the point now where I'm jumping turnstiles in the city.

00:11:11.000 You'd get caught.

00:11:12.000 They wouldn't take it easy on you.

00:11:14.000 Good.

00:11:17.000 No, there's no one around.

00:11:19.000 And I'm just like, I'm sick of being the only guy who follows the fucking rules.

00:11:22.000 That does, yeah, suck.

00:11:23.000 It's annoying.

00:11:26.000 Also in the news, I had a brilliant invention.

00:11:30.000 So I was coming back from a meeting in Troy, New York.

00:11:35.000 And it's like it's probably midnight.

00:11:40.000 And there's traffic everywhere.

00:11:43.000 And this happened on the weekend too.

00:11:44.000 My son had a baseball tournament way up in Brewster.

00:11:47.000 And there's crazy fucking traffic at like 11 a.m. on the 87.

00:11:53.000 And I think you're like this too.

00:11:55.000 You're looking at them and you're all like, what are you doing here?

00:11:59.000 It's 11 a.m. on a Saturday.

00:12:01.000 Where are you going?

00:12:02.000 Are you all coming back from a baseball game?

00:12:04.000 So here's my invention.

00:12:05.000 Pull up Waze.

00:12:06.000 Do you know Waze?

00:12:07.000 I do.

00:12:08.000 It's the best ways to go.

00:12:11.000 When you're there, when you're on your trip, there's a series of options.

00:12:16.000 Why are you on this trip?

00:12:19.000 Groceries.

00:12:20.000 And it's to and from.

00:12:21.000 So to groceries from groceries.

00:12:23.000 Two kids baseball from kids baseball.

00:12:26.000 To professional sport from professional sport.

00:12:30.000 I'm not sure if we could specify the sport, but that's up to ways.

00:12:33.000 You break it down to like the 20 main reasons for trips, right?

00:12:38.000 And then you punch that in.

00:12:40.000 You click yes.

00:12:41.000 You do your trip.

00:12:43.000 And then when you look at the app, you can see, it's not individual.

00:12:47.000 I can't see where this car is going, but I see generally 36% of these people are coming back from church.

00:12:55.000 10% of this, or sometimes you'll see like 80% are going to a Harry Styles concert at Madison Square Garden.

00:13:02.000 Right?

00:13:02.000 And the app tabulates that.

00:13:09.000 I'm asking for $250,000 for 5%.

00:13:12.000 That's a lot.

00:13:13.000 How much did you gross last year?

00:13:15.000 Well, none, but it's just an idea.

00:13:18.000 I'm actually asking for nothing, sharks.

00:13:20.000 You can have this.

00:13:21.000 That's my invention.

00:13:22.000 So yeah, just make it happen, please.

00:13:24.000 How much are you asking for?

00:13:25.000 Zero.

00:13:26.000 I don't have the time to deal with this shit.

00:13:29.000 I got my own stuff going on.

00:13:30.000 Wait, that's a show right there.

00:13:32.000 Where just schmucks like us with good ideas go to inventors a step below the judges and entrepreneurs.

00:13:39.000 We go to like a family that's ambitious.

00:13:42.000 What's the prototype for this?

00:13:43.000 This is just a meeting with Waze.

00:13:46.000 Yeah.

00:13:46.000 And then they just steal it.

00:13:49.000 I say bye.

00:13:50.000 I don't care.

00:13:51.000 But anyway, and then there's evolutions to this.

00:13:56.000 So you get in the car and you see 72% are people coming back from church.

00:14:01.000 So then you go, okay, don't take the 87 on Sundays at 11 because it's right by a super church.

00:14:08.000 And when the super church gets out, it's chaos for an hour.

00:14:12.000 And you start to learn patterns.

00:14:14.000 Then Waze starts to notice patterns.

00:14:17.000 And they start going, are you sure you want to do that?

00:14:20.000 Oh, I see.

00:14:21.000 And it changes.

00:14:22.000 They start learning when traffic is bad.

00:14:24.000 I mean, they already have that.

00:14:25.000 They tell you if you're going to JFK when there's a bad time and when's the best time to leave.

00:14:30.000 It doesn't seem to vary that much, actually.

00:14:33.000 And it would just help your curiosity.

00:14:35.000 You're just like, oh, okay.

00:14:37.000 That's why.

00:14:38.000 These are all kids' sports on the Hutchinson.

00:14:43.000 I had a good one.

00:14:45.000 Okay.

00:14:46.000 And you can steal this, anybody.

00:14:47.000 Don't say...

00:14:51.000 Leather socks that go on your feet that have laces and thick rubber soles.

00:14:55.000 Those are called shoes.

00:14:56.000 They were invented like thousands of years ago.

00:15:01.000 How the fuck did you know that?

00:15:02.000 Oh, my God.

00:15:04.000 But they have different colors.

00:15:06.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:15:07.000 Let me guess.

00:15:08.000 Does it look like this?

00:15:11.000 You're good.

00:15:12.000 Yeah.

00:15:12.000 They've been around.

00:15:13.000 That's made of canvas, though.

00:15:15.000 Mine will be made of leather.

00:15:17.000 These go to a leather.

00:15:19.000 My wife has leather Chuck Taylors.

00:15:21.000 White leather chucks.

00:15:21.000 That's pretty dope.

00:15:22.000 So, no, it's when breastfeeding, the baby always claws at...

00:15:33.000 Women's happy breakfast.

00:15:33.000 They're getting more juice out.

00:15:34.000 They're squeezing the lemon.

00:15:36.000 Wow.

00:15:37.000 So it's a thing that you wrap around.

00:15:39.000 You know how you cover a baby when you're in public, too, for the most part.

00:15:42.000 You cover the baby so nobody sees a tit when they unlatch.

00:15:45.000 It's a thing.

00:15:45.000 It rolls up like a handkerchief.

00:15:47.000 You put it around your neck, and it drapes down and it has fun little textures that the baby can play with instead of scrape your neck.

00:15:54.000 And it covers their head, so you can press V in public.

00:15:57.000 Wait, if it covers their head, how do they play with things?

00:15:59.000 They're on the inside?

00:16:00.000 Well, there's a flap that goes over the thing, and then their hand could just go through it.

00:16:06.000 It could work.

00:16:06.000 It's just a little string thing.

00:16:08.000 How much are you asking for?

00:16:09.000 I'm asking for...

00:16:12.000 These things will be like...

00:16:16.000 Too much.

00:16:17.000 Too many delays.

00:16:18.000 Too much hesitation.

00:16:20.000 I'm out.

00:16:26.000 Okay, I guess we should sort of start the show, right?

00:16:30.000 I have a new favorite athlete.

00:16:32.000 Oh.

00:16:33.000 What's this called again when you jump over the little fences?

00:16:36.000 When you jump over the little H's?

00:16:38.000 Hurdling?

00:16:39.000 Hurdling?

00:16:39.000 Yeah.

00:16:40.000 She's my new favorite hurdle runner.

00:16:42.000 Hurdle runner?

00:16:44.000 I guess that's track and field.

00:16:47.000 Stop!

00:16:48.000 Stop!

00:16:49.000 This is so refreshing to see a woman be a woman.

00:16:54.000 Maybe I should have put this in under feminism, but just like enjoy her femininity, enjoy that she's beautiful, but not be a whore and then not try to be a dude.

00:17:03.000 Like this is someone in their element.

00:17:06.000 And we're losing this in Western society.

00:17:09.000 A hot chick who's like, yeah, I'm having fun with it.

00:17:12.000 Life's good.

00:17:15.000 Make it full screen.

00:17:16.000 *music*

00:17:23.000 Hi, I know.

00:17:24.000 I'm gorgeous.

00:17:25.000 Enjoy your boners.

00:17:26.000 *Music*

00:17:32.000 Watch this.

00:17:33.000 Good work, honey.

00:17:34.000 Look, we're on camera, by the way.

00:17:37.000 Enjoy it.

00:17:38.000 Hello.

00:17:44.000 So, I'm going to be snipping the brake cables in my wife's car.

00:17:48.000 I'm going to be marrying this chick.

00:17:49.000 What if she says no?

00:17:53.000 And then my wife's dead.

00:17:55.000 That would suck.

00:17:57.000 Don't murder your wife, guys, until you're positive.

00:18:00.000 Look at that.

00:18:02.000 What a catch.

00:18:03.000 Look at that.

00:18:04.000 Woohoo.

00:18:06.000 Being a woman and loving life.

00:18:10.000 She's funny, too.

00:18:12.000 Am I simping?

00:18:13.000 Does this count as simping?

00:18:15.000 Could be.

00:18:16.000 I don't have a boner.

00:18:17.000 I'm like admiring her.

00:18:24.000 You simped right there.

00:18:27.000 Are we in a loop?

00:18:28.000 Or this is all still fresh?

00:18:30.000 No, it's all fresh.

00:18:32.000 That looks hard.

00:18:34.000 Yeah, it does.

00:18:35.000 I don't think we could do that.

00:18:37.000 Yeah, maybe women do have an upper hand on this one because their legs?

00:18:41.000 Well, they're more flexible, yeah.

00:18:43.000 Look at her.

00:18:49.000 My only problem is they got the wrong song.

00:18:57.000 But what the fuck are you playing?

00:18:59.000 The scene from Ridgemont High.

00:19:02.000 Oh, right.

00:19:05.000 Oh, that's the car.

00:19:06.000 That literally goes so well.

00:19:07.000 Beep, boop, boop, beep, boop, beep, beep, boop, boop.

00:19:12.000 Judge Reinhold somewhere in the here's a better Judge Reinhold wank fest.

00:19:16.000 Someone tracked down that model that I was talking about last week who is a perfect 10.

00:19:20.000 Had a long fucking argument with Anthony Cumio last night.

00:19:24.000 I think I'm going to bring him in the studio and we're going to have a sit-down, two-hour discussion about Tens.

00:19:32.000 Like William F. Buckley versus Gore Vidal.

00:19:35.000 My contention is that you should see several tens a year.

00:19:42.000 His contention is one 10 in your life.

00:19:45.000 And it'll be on your deathbed.

00:19:47.000 That's too little.

00:19:48.000 So the argument comes down to bell curves.

00:19:51.000 Like if you lived in an ugly bubble, right?

00:19:54.000 Like say you lived in a midget town.

00:19:56.000 Everyone in town is a midget.

00:19:59.000 The million-dollar question is, is there a 10 in that little midget town?

00:20:03.000 If you're born and raised and you die there and you never leave.

00:20:07.000 You can't leave.

00:20:08.000 It's walled in.

00:20:10.000 Or do you just go, I'm surrounded by twos and threes?

00:20:12.000 Right.

00:20:13.000 It's the theory of relativity.

00:20:17.000 I finally got that.

00:20:19.000 Anthony goes, yeah, I'd be on my deathbed and then I'd just go, there's a 10 and die.

00:20:25.000 And then that changes all the other ones that you called not tens.

00:20:28.000 And then the thing I love about the one to 10 thing is you come up with all this science and math, and then there's just this, this non-scientific feeling you get, where you're like, Megan Kelly seven because she's older, right?

00:20:46.000 And then when they had hotornot.com, I don't know if it's still around, but in the early 2000s, they'd have me, hypothetically, right?

00:20:55.000 And it would, just based on looks, so we know that I'm a 6.8.

00:21:00.000 And it would say 6.8.

00:21:01.000 And then it would say, as decided by 350,000 people.

00:21:06.000 So now it's like, it's not math.

00:21:09.000 It's just this floating thing that everyone agrees on.

00:21:13.000 Anyway, this woman, I think we can all agree, from Anthony Kumia to Gavin McInnes, that whole range, is a 10.

00:21:22.000 This woman is not improvable.

00:21:25.000 Okay, that's not her.

00:21:27.000 Too muscular.

00:21:29.000 Those shoulders are insane.

00:21:30.000 I'd like those shoulders.

00:21:33.000 Faked hits.

00:21:36.000 There we go.

00:21:37.000 My name's Tori Hub.

00:21:39.000 I'm from Miami, Florida, and you are watching Shift.

00:21:42.000 8.9, 8.8.

00:21:48.000 Again, I wouldn't kick any of these women out of bed for trying to kill me.

00:21:55.000 This whole thing.

00:21:56.000 It's such a dumb concept.

00:21:58.000 What are you supposed to wear on the beach?

00:22:01.000 Shouldn't fashion have at least a toe in the pool of reality?

00:22:07.000 She should be around 1.30.

00:22:08.000 I thought I time stamped it.

00:22:11.000 Yeah, yeah, boring.

00:22:13.000 It looks like a gorgeous young woman on a male athlete's body.

00:22:18.000 Okay, she's coming up after this.

00:22:20.000 Prepare to freak out.

00:22:23.000 I like this stuff.

00:22:24.000 There she is.

00:22:26.000 Okay, stop.

00:22:27.000 Look at that fucking specimen.

00:22:31.000 What?

00:22:33.000 Now, some guys don't like big asses.

00:22:36.000 Is this considered a big ass?

00:22:38.000 Well, we're about to see it when she walks away.

00:22:40.000 Oh, she's right next to you.

00:22:50.000 I would not last more than 10 seconds with that.

00:22:54.000 Look at her.

00:22:56.000 Like, God gives you a magic pen and he's like, what do you want to fix?

00:23:00.000 Uh, nothing.

00:23:06.000 You know, the only thing that you could do to improve that?

00:23:09.000 Have her have a giant cock.

00:23:13.000 Yeah, that would be sick.

00:23:15.000 And then she's so pretty that you see this attractive, well, maybe not.

00:23:19.000 And you're just like, ew, after to everyone after her.

00:23:24.000 Blying, blind, blind.

00:23:26.000 A lot of cellulite in these butts.

00:23:28.000 Whoa.

00:23:28.000 Anyway.

00:23:31.000 And speaking of things that we love, actually speaking of butts, butt boys have a new leader, one six.

00:23:38.000 Jump ahead, one, Ryan.

00:23:40.000 You know what the Butt Boys are.

00:23:42.000 That's a club I started.

00:23:44.000 Ryan and I are in it.

00:23:45.000 I hope you're in it.

00:23:46.000 It doesn't require anything.

00:23:47.000 Butt Boys.

00:23:49.000 And we prevent people from butting in line, butting in line.

00:23:53.000 We're mostly prevalent on planes where we worry about people getting off.

00:23:59.000 Trains, not so much.

00:24:00.000 Sometimes people are fiddling with their stuff.

00:24:02.000 It's okay to pass, I think, when you're on a train.

00:24:04.000 But on a plane, it goes row by row by row by row.

00:24:09.000 I've been buying first class now because I like dealing with it.

00:24:13.000 By the way, did you know this?

00:24:15.000 Another Anthony Kumi a tip.

00:24:17.000 If you buy a first-class ticket two months in advance, it's like $500.

00:24:22.000 That's not so bad, right?

00:24:24.000 No, it's probably $100.

00:24:27.000 I used to always buy tickets within a couple days, and it's always like $600 for coach.

00:24:33.000 Which means you have to drink yourself into oblivion so you can tolerate it.

00:24:36.000 But anyway, what's this?

00:24:39.000 Butters?

00:24:40.000 Oh, yeah, I remember this.

00:24:42.000 What difference does it make to you?

00:24:44.000 We're butting in line.

00:24:46.000 Go to the back of the line now.

00:24:48.000 Hold on a second.

00:24:49.000 I'm not sure I would count this as butting in line.

00:24:53.000 Because he was with somebody.

00:24:54.000 If you know someone in the lineup, I'll let that go.

00:24:57.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:24:58.000 No, absolutely.

00:24:59.000 Yeah.

00:24:59.000 That's why you say, can you hold my spot?

00:25:02.000 If you have to go pee or something.

00:25:03.000 But let's see how this...

00:25:04.000 I think he kills him or something.

00:25:07.000 Fuck it.

00:25:08.000 Fuck yourself.

00:25:10.000 Such overacting.

00:25:13.000 Well, he wounds up.

00:25:14.000 You know what that is.

00:25:14.000 That's a comedian who got his first acting.

00:25:18.000 Rather graphic.

00:25:21.000 So this guy's at Popeyes, and someone walks ahead of him and starts ordering.

00:25:29.000 So what does he do?

00:25:31.000 According to police, McCain and Davis got into a brief verbal argument after the victim cut in front of several customers waiting to order food.

00:25:37.000 They both then allegedly got out of the line, walked out of the front door together, and McCain immediately stabbed Davis.

00:25:44.000 McCain then fled from the area.

00:25:47.000 He's the new president of Butt Boys, and I want you guys to know, butting is ending today.

00:25:55.000 Starting with McCain as a new leader of the Butt Boys, we will be stabbing people who butt in line anywhere in the world.

00:26:04.000 This includes cars.

00:26:06.000 This includes.

00:26:07.000 I can't believe how few people understand this concept.

00:26:10.000 When we're merging, unless someone cheated and sped ahead, it goes, you car, me, car, you, car, me, car, you, car, me, car.

00:26:20.000 Like, someone, I let's, I let this guy go by, and then I go to go in here, and someone's like, fuck, no, no, not on my watch.

00:26:26.000 What are you doing, dummy?

00:26:27.000 And then they push forward, and so I go behind them, and I'm like, you happy now?

00:26:32.000 Holy shit.

00:26:33.000 What did you save?

00:26:34.000 Three seconds?

00:26:34.000 What?

00:26:35.000 You know what I saw yesterday?

00:26:36.000 Oh, few.

00:26:36.000 I thought the TriCaster crashed.

00:26:37.000 No.

00:26:39.000 This was amazing.

00:26:41.000 So we're coming back from JFK and there's people using the breakdown lane to go ahead and zip ahead.

00:26:47.000 Now, a cop goes forward.

00:26:48.000 There was like three people that did it.

00:26:50.000 Cop goes and me and my wife are like, yay, get him.

00:26:54.000 The guy in a BMW stays pulled over.

00:26:58.000 He stays there and doesn't go in line.

00:27:00.000 And then he gets out of his car scratching his head looking at his tire.

00:27:03.000 Oh.

00:27:03.000 And then when the cop guard goes ahead of him, he just gets right back in.

00:27:07.000 I'm like, he's gone already.

00:27:08.000 I was like, I...

00:27:11.000 Touche.

00:27:12.000 I don't agree, but Touche.

00:27:14.000 Bravo means you encourage him.

00:27:15.000 Touche.

00:27:16.000 These are worthy adversaries.

00:27:18.000 Correct.

00:27:18.000 We have met our match.

00:27:20.000 We got to set him up with this McLean guy.

00:27:24.000 That's their top guy versus our top guy.

00:27:27.000 Damn.

00:27:27.000 Oh, yeah, true.

00:27:29.000 And then, of course, last silly news segment.

00:27:33.000 Shit, I don't.

00:27:34.000 Is that the thing with the Butt Boys as the American flag?

00:27:37.000 Well, you were making a declaration, right?

00:27:40.000 That all the Butt Boys of the world now stab people.

00:27:43.000 Yes.

00:27:44.000 But that's the logo.

00:27:46.000 It's a cartoon butt with a knife up the crack.

00:27:49.000 That's sick.

00:27:51.000 This says, butt boys.

00:27:53.000 That's a shirt.

00:27:55.000 What is that?

00:27:56.000 Some sort of gay gang?

00:27:58.000 It has nothing to do with sex.

00:28:00.000 It's about butting and lying.

00:28:01.000 Yeah.

00:28:02.000 God, everything is sexy.

00:28:04.000 Well, you have a giant ass on your chest.

00:28:06.000 Yeah, it's a butt.

00:28:09.000 Werner Herzog is a national treasure.

00:28:12.000 I don't know what category to put this in, so I just stuck it at the front.

00:28:15.000 We're so fortunate to have this German immigrant in our midst.

00:28:20.000 Blow it up.

00:28:21.000 It's just everything he says, everything he does, such incredible high quality.

00:28:28.000 High quality.

00:28:30.000 You don't need the text, Ryan.

00:28:31.000 Okay.

00:28:33.000 Now it's something different.

00:28:36.000 They frighten me because of the flatness of the...

00:28:44.000 That narrow, the kind of stupidity looking at you.

00:28:48.000 Yes.

00:28:49.000 And it's overwhelming and it's kind of frightening.

00:28:53.000 And I have had many chicken in my movies.

00:28:57.000 And you see hypnotized chicken in my movies.

00:29:01.000 In some of my movies, you can actually hypnotize them.

00:29:04.000 If you put the beak on the ground and then with a piece of chalk, draw a very fast straight line from them.

00:29:14.000 They stay like that, hypnotized and stare at the straight line.

00:29:19.000 You can hypnotize chicken.

00:29:22.000 You could do it.

00:29:23.000 And by the way, you could do it.

00:29:27.000 He means like not one can hypnotize chickens, like it's possible.

00:29:30.000 He's saying it's very easy.

00:29:32.000 You could do it.

00:29:34.000 Do it.

00:29:34.000 And he's empowering him to hypnotize chickens.

00:29:37.000 I hereby bless you with the hypnosis powers to fucking hypnotize chickens.

00:29:44.000 You can hypnotize chicken.

00:29:46.000 You could do it.

00:29:48.000 I like how he doesn't pluralize chicken, like chicken is the plural.

00:29:51.000 You can hypnotize chicken.

00:29:52.000 Chicken.

00:29:53.000 You could do it.

00:29:54.000 And by the way, I like to eat them once in a while.

00:29:58.000 A real good roasted chicken on your barbecue is priceless.

00:30:04.000 They somehow reconcile me with their stupidity.

00:30:09.000 Oh, that's a drop.

00:30:11.000 Yeah, that is a drop.

00:30:12.000 Holy shit.

00:30:13.000 You got that Biden drop I sent you, right?

00:30:16.000 I think so, yeah.

00:30:17.000 Nazi fags?

00:30:19.000 All right.

00:30:20.000 Well, wait a minute.

00:30:25.000 Wait, a ticket.

00:30:28.000 There is a couple more.

00:30:29.000 God, I have so much shit to do.

00:30:31.000 We're barely past page one.

00:30:34.000 One of my favorite nuisances, Robert Reich.

00:30:37.000 I hate calling him making fun of his height because it's so easy.

00:30:40.000 There's so much more to make fun of him about.

00:30:43.000 He just lies.

00:30:44.000 He's a socialist economist, if there's such a thing.

00:30:48.000 And he just gets up there and just makes up shit.

00:30:51.000 Everyone who's looked this up knows, and everyone should know, that most of the world's billionaires are bootstrapped billionaires.

00:30:59.000 I think it's two-thirds, but there was a study recently, 2-0, that says, they weren't talking about billionaires, they're talking about 100 millionaires.

00:31:09.000 And they go, of these folks, 67.7% were self-made.

00:31:13.000 24% had a combination of inherited and self-created wealth.

00:31:18.000 Only 8.5% of global high-net worth individuals were categorized as having completely inherited their wealth.

00:31:30.000 8.5%.

00:31:33.000 And there's a weird thing, too.

00:31:34.000 There's so much animosity towards the rich that it's just juvenile and it's just jealousy.

00:31:40.000 Like I saw in the post today, it was like, boohoo.

00:31:44.000 Mark Zuckerberg's worth goes down $79 billion, but he's still got $55 billion.

00:31:50.000 And you're like, so he lost more than half his wealth?

00:31:53.000 That's a pretty big deal.

00:31:56.000 You like that?

00:31:59.000 It's a weird thing to be excited about.

00:32:01.000 Or they just go, like, the oil company's made record profits this year.

00:32:06.000 Good.

00:32:06.000 That's what I'm going for.

00:32:08.000 Yeah, I'm a customer.

00:32:09.000 I want everyone to have record profits.

00:32:11.000 That's good.

00:32:13.000 I'm going to check out Robert Reich's Stupid Lie 19.

00:32:19.000 Elon Musk, yeah.

00:32:21.000 He's just, it's stolen money.

00:32:23.000 Go down?

00:32:27.000 Like, what they do is they confuse a few Anecdotal cases of rich people who didn't really work hard, and then they juxtapose that, like Kylie Jenner, they compare that to someone who works in the coal mines, and they go, billionaires are fake.

00:32:42.000 No, there's some freaks like Kylie Jenner, whose entire family sold their souls to the Hollywood devils a long-ass time ago with sex tapes and exploitation and letting cameras go up their ass.

00:32:57.000 Wait, what?

00:32:58.000 Well, that really get heavily involved in their lives.

00:33:01.000 Not literally video colonoscopies.

00:33:03.000 I wouldn't put it past them.

00:33:04.000 But damn near.

00:33:07.000 That worked in their case.

00:33:18.000 Self-made billionaires are a myth, just like unicorns.

00:33:23.000 Of course, being self-made is a nice idea.

00:33:26.000 It suggests that anybody can claw their way to the top if they're willing to work hard enough.

00:33:30.000 It's what the Americans dream.

00:33:32.000 Yeah, so he disproves this by showing you people who work hard that aren't billionaires.

00:33:38.000 What?

00:33:39.000 That's not how it works.

00:33:43.000 I hate it.

00:33:44.000 If Kylie Jenner can become a self-made billionaire at age 21, so can you and I. Even as wages stay cyclically and wealth inequality grows, it's a comfort to think that we're all simply wealthy.

00:33:57.000 This is the thing Margaret Thatcher pointed out a long time ago.

00:34:00.000 Yes, wealthy inequality grows, but both are getting richer.

00:34:06.000 So I don't really give a shit if there's a wealth gap as long as the general consensus, as long as the general population is getting wealthier.

00:34:16.000 Now, that being said, none of us, from the most free market absolutists to the communists, are excited about rail workers making minimum wage when the CEO of the company makes some ridiculous wage like $20 million.

00:34:31.000 None of us like that.

00:34:33.000 The problem is, how do you regulate it?

00:34:36.000 As soon as you start regulating CEO salaries, they just move to China, they get on their boat, they go somewhere else, they do their business from their yacht, and then you have less billionaires.

00:34:47.000 So it's a problem that I hope the free market could solve because I know the government absolutely cannot.

00:34:56.000 Cosmetics company and some elbow grease away from fortune.

00:35:01.000 Unfortunately, a nice idea is all it is.

00:35:05.000 The origins of self-made billionaires are often depicted as a rags to riches, rise to the top fueled by nothing but personal grit and the courage to take risks.

00:35:15.000 Yeah, it is 67% of the time.

00:35:17.000 We're starting a business in a garage, but in reality, the origins of many billionaires aren't so humble.

00:35:24.000 Yeah.

00:35:25.000 The origins of 8.5% of billionaires aren't so humble.

00:35:30.000 Like, shouldn't an economist have some stats?

00:35:32.000 ...stories rooted in upper-middle-class upbringings.

00:35:38.000 How much risk did Bill Gates take on when his mother used her business connections to help Microsoft land a deal-making software?

00:35:46.000 Bill Gates world famous for not deserving his money for his operating system sucking.

00:35:54.000 By the way, they're totally ripping off Prager U's format, and it's like less good.

00:35:59.000 Yeah.

00:35:59.000 Musk came from a wealthy family that owned an emerald mine in apartheid, South Africa.

00:36:04.000 I don't know enough about it.

00:36:06.000 Bezos' garage-based start was funded by a quarter million dollar investment from his parents.

00:36:13.000 If your safety net to joining the billionaire class is remaining upper class, that's not pulling yourself up by your bootstraps, nor is failing to pay your fair share of taxes along the way.

00:36:25.000 Along with Musk and Bezos, Michael Bloomberg, George Soros, and Carl Eichen have all gotten away with paying zero federal income taxes.

00:36:34.000 Stunned he mentioned Soros.

00:36:35.000 Yeah.

00:36:36.000 The less tax.

00:36:37.000 I hate how that's considered bad.

00:36:39.000 Like Shakira's in trouble for dodging taxes.

00:36:43.000 I'm just like, ah, fuck.

00:36:44.000 Sorry you got caught, Shakira.

00:36:45.000 Yeah.

00:36:47.000 Some beards.

00:36:49.000 That's a big helping hand, courtesy of legal loopholes and American taxpayers who pick up the tab.

00:36:55.000 All while our tax dollars subsidize the corporations owned by these so-called self-jects require major graphs and stats.

00:37:06.000 You've handpicked these cases to support your point with no serious data.

00:37:12.000 Did you get a thank you card from any of them?

00:37:19.000 I sure still didn't.

00:37:21.000 Other common ways that billionaires build their coffers off the backs of others include paying garbage wages and subjecting workers to abusive labor conditions.

00:37:33.000 That's a valid point.

00:37:35.000 Portraying themselves as rugged individuals who overcame poverty or did it on their own remains an effective propaganda tool for the ultra-wealthy.

00:37:45.000 I don't think Warren Buffett talks about his bootstraps.

00:37:48.000 Rising up collectively to demand fairer wages and one that ultimately distracts from the role that billionaires play in fostering poverty in the first place.

00:37:58.000 What?

00:37:58.000 Billionaires say their success proves they can spend money on the business.

00:38:02.000 You know what's funny about this boring rant?

00:38:04.000 He's always been a government employee.

00:38:06.000 So he's sitting there bitching about millionaires and the free money they get, where his whole career has been free money.

00:38:16.000 The government.

00:38:16.000 Yet they have to do it with government spending when it comes to receiving corporate sellers.

00:38:22.000 That's a dirty V-neck sweater and a blue t-shirt.

00:38:25.000 When arguing for even more tax breaks, they claim each dollar the government takes from them is a dollar less for their critical role in expanding prosperity for all Americans through job creation and philanthropy.

00:38:39.000 Well, that's rubbish.

00:38:40.000 Rubbish.

00:38:41.000 50 years of tax cuts for the wealthy have failed to trickle down.

00:38:46.000 As a result of Trump's tax cuts, 2018 saw the 400 richest American families pay a lower tax rate than the middle class.

00:38:54.000 Yeah.

00:38:54.000 And U.S. And business was booming.

00:38:57.000 Unemployment was at a world low.

00:39:00.000 The lowest it's been in American history.

00:39:02.000 We were rocking.

00:39:04.000 We were on fire.

00:39:06.000 And you just said it didn't work?

00:39:08.000 What?

00:39:10.000 Black unemployment, lowest ever?

00:39:13.000 $2 trillion during the first two years of a pandemic that was economically catastrophic for just about everybody else.

00:39:21.000 They want to have their cake and everyone else's cake and eat it.

00:39:25.000 That's how cake works, anymore.

00:39:27.000 He's kind of every...

00:39:29.000 Trump isn't the one that made everybody, He was listening to Fauci.

00:39:36.000 You were also trying to impeach him when all this shit was going down.

00:39:42.000 And finally, in the hodgepodge brick-a-brack news, two more Whitmer convictions.

00:39:50.000 You know how pissed off I am about this.

00:39:53.000 You know how I think it's an example of terrorism.

00:39:57.000 Terrorism is committing an act of violence for political gain.

00:40:02.000 If you honeypot lonely, unfortunate, low IQ, patriotic dudes, and you convince them to kidnap the governor and possibly kill her, you are committing terrorism.

00:40:17.000 And they say two of these guys got off with that argument.

00:40:20.000 In April, a jury acquitted two men, Brandon Caserta and Daniel Harris, on all charges after their attorney successfully argued the men had been framed by the FBI.

00:40:31.000 So I think that should make the whole case garbage.

00:40:34.000 Like, why is anyone going to court for this?

00:40:38.000 You should kidnap the governor.

00:40:39.000 Really?

00:40:39.000 I don't know.

00:40:40.000 Yes, man.

00:40:41.000 We need real change.

00:40:43.000 Come on.

00:40:44.000 I'm not doing it.

00:40:45.000 That's illegal.

00:40:46.000 I'll do it.

00:40:47.000 What?

00:40:48.000 I want to do it.

00:40:49.000 You said it's real change.

00:40:51.000 Yes, that's what I'm talking about.

00:40:53.000 Go get some duct tape and some rope and a gun and we'll go to her house.

00:40:57.000 Are you, sir?

00:40:58.000 Yes, trust me on this one.

00:41:00.000 I'm a terrorist brainwashing you.

00:41:05.000 All right.

00:41:07.000 It's time to have a fun look at shit I don't care about.

00:41:13.000 Oh.

00:41:14.000 Ryan, roll the interstitial.

00:41:18.000 Oh, yeah.

00:41:19.000 Shit I don't care about.

00:41:21.000 Shit I don't care about.

00:41:23.000 Shit I don't care about at all.

00:41:26.000 Which got a new TV?

00:41:27.000 55 inch.

00:41:28.000 Oh, I just got a care.

00:41:29.000 Zero inch.

00:41:31.000 We have a new theme, though.

00:41:32.000 Yeah, someone added.

00:41:33.000 So I think I asked you to place the guitars underneath that, right?

00:41:37.000 I can absolutely do that.

00:41:40.000 And here it sounds.

00:41:42.000 Thank you to the baby monster who sent that in.

00:41:50.000 Shit, I don't fucking care about.

00:41:52.000 Shit, I totally don't even care about.

00:41:54.000 Shit, I don't care about.

00:41:57.000 Oi!

00:41:59.000 You could use that audio now.

00:42:00.000 You don't have to mix anything.

00:42:01.000 Sweet.

00:42:03.000 So the guy from Maroon 5, super hot guy who reminds me of the dude in the leather sleeves at the end of School of Rock.

00:42:14.000 I think that is who they're making fun of in School of Rock is Adam Levine.

00:42:18.000 I hate Maroon 5, of course.

00:42:20.000 Moves like Jagger.

00:42:23.000 He's on America's Got Talent or whatever, The Voice or whatever.

00:42:28.000 Just gross, gross dude.

00:42:31.000 And he's obviously very famous and has been fucking supermodels his entire life since he was a baby.

00:42:38.000 He would fuck supermodels as a baby, which I think is illegal.

00:42:43.000 He would wear a strap on.

00:42:46.000 And after marrying a supermodel and knocking her up, he does what all famous, handsome people do.

00:42:52.000 They get bored.

00:42:53.000 So he's been hitting on models.

00:42:56.000 Did you know about this, Ryan?

00:42:57.000 I have heard about this.

00:42:59.000 It was front page of the Daily Mail for three days.

00:43:03.000 It's truly unreal how fucking hot you are.

00:43:05.000 Like, it blows my mind.

00:43:07.000 I mean, I think the same.

00:43:09.000 Seeing you in person, I was like, I'm fucked.

00:43:11.000 You are 50 times hotter in person.

00:43:18.000 I may need to see the booty.

00:43:20.000 Fuck.

00:43:22.000 And then someone goes, I don't really care about Adam Levine, but I'm amazed that he sex like he's 17 and hasn't ever fucked.

00:43:31.000 My wife showed me this one.

00:43:33.000 It was one of the funniest things.

00:43:36.000 Uh-huh.

00:43:38.000 Goldilocks, after trying the third bowl of porridge.

00:43:40.000 Fuck, I'd do anything for you.

00:43:42.000 When Goldilocks tries the first bowl of porridge, he was like, you are so fucked.

00:43:46.000 It's unreal how fucking hot you are.

00:43:48.000 Like, it blows my mind.

00:43:52.000 Well, Ryan, that's the crucial part of the joke.

00:43:54.000 Yeah, I know.

00:43:55.000 You forgot the whole setup.

00:43:56.000 I didn't know.

00:43:57.000 There we go.

00:44:04.000 Oh, shit.

00:44:05.000 Wait a minute.

00:44:06.000 Very funny.

00:44:07.000 My brain's not working correctly.

00:44:09.000 Porridge, like how hot you are.

00:44:11.000 Fuck, my brain just broke.

00:44:13.000 Were you trying to think of one?

00:44:14.000 No.

00:44:15.000 Okay, because, yeah, the first bowl of porridge was way too hot.

00:44:17.000 It was Papa Bears.

00:44:18.000 No, no, I know what I was going to say.

00:44:20.000 I've never seen that emoji before.

00:44:22.000 Oh, the.

00:44:23.000 What's a swirly-eyed emoji?

00:44:25.000 Yeah, they got that.

00:44:25.000 Look up Dizzy, maybe?

00:44:27.000 Dizzy rascal?

00:44:29.000 Uh, Dizzy?

00:44:32.000 Emoji.

00:44:33.000 Here, I'll just text you.

00:44:34.000 I'm texting a guy named Ryan.

00:44:35.000 There we go.

00:44:36.000 Look.

00:44:36.000 Dizzy emoji.

00:44:37.000 Dizzy.

00:44:39.000 Oh, there it is.

00:44:40.000 I've never seen that before.

00:44:42.000 Dizzy World.

00:44:43.000 That's fun.

00:44:47.000 He's also sending pictures of himself.

00:44:49.000 And his fucking body is amazing.

00:44:50.000 1-8.

00:44:54.000 This is Joshua Cash pointed this out.

00:44:57.000 Joshua Cash is the Adam Levine of this network.

00:45:01.000 He's sexy?

00:45:01.000 Yeah, well, he cares about his hair and his eyebrows.

00:45:06.000 I think he works out just to look skinny.

00:45:11.000 Holy fucking fuck.

00:45:13.000 The body of yours is absurd.

00:45:18.000 Yeah, it's amazing how much traction this got.

00:45:21.000 And now they're denying it, and that's a whole other article.

00:45:25.000 Oh my God, you're not going to believe it.

00:45:29.000 They're not fucking.

00:45:31.000 Okay, I don't care.

00:45:34.000 I don't care if a rock star cheats on his wife.

00:45:36.000 I thought it was kind of a given.

00:45:38.000 We all just assume that Adam Levine is fucking modeled.

00:45:41.000 But they're coming forth.

00:45:42.000 Now there's a whole.

00:45:43.000 Look, now I'm getting sucked into it.

00:45:46.000 There's a whole bunch coming forth and saying, yeah.

00:45:50.000 Do you care about the black mermaid, little mermaid?

00:45:54.000 Yeah, Ryan, that's in racism.

00:45:57.000 You're just going to start throwing out different news items to see if I care anything.

00:46:00.000 I was scared that you wouldn't care about that.

00:46:03.000 I care about the blackification of stuff.

00:46:05.000 Mostly because when it goes the other way, that's heart attacks all around.

00:46:11.000 But I've been meaning to do this green screen because girls are obsessed with astrology.

00:46:16.000 They think it's real, or some do.

00:46:18.000 A lot do.

00:46:19.000 And I want to find some truth in it.

00:46:22.000 So through hard work and having several days off to do research, I've managed to come up with a way to make astrology real.

00:46:31.000 Let's get into it.

00:46:41.000 Come on, everybody.

00:46:46.000 That's Sid Vicious covering Eddie Cochrane's Come On, Everybody.

00:46:49.000 It's a fucking great song.

00:46:51.000 You should check out the original.

00:46:55.000 He likes this girl, but he doesn't have a car, and it's the 50s, and you need a car to get a chick.

00:47:00.000 You need a rumble seat in the back.

00:47:02.000 Anyway, he eventually gets one.

00:47:06.000 Did you make little cards for this?

00:47:07.000 That's very gay.

00:47:09.000 What is that?

00:47:10.000 That's just kind of a hodgepodge of imagery of the zodiac size.

00:47:15.000 It's gross.

00:47:16.000 I hate your sense of design.

00:47:18.000 Well, it's like a weird fat lesbian's silky fucking thing that's pinned to her wall.

00:47:26.000 That's like a drink.

00:47:26.000 Well, yeah, but that's the aesthetic of Zodiacs.

00:47:29.000 All right.

00:47:30.000 All right.

00:47:31.000 So, Ryan, I asked Ryan this earlier.

00:47:33.000 This is how Ryan's brain works.

00:47:35.000 I go, Ryan, was your mom hot when you were conceived?

00:47:39.000 And he goes, I don't know.

00:47:40.000 I was a baby.

00:47:41.000 I wasn't interested in women at that time.

00:47:43.000 So, first of all, you were not a baby when you were conceived.

00:47:46.000 Oh, yeah.

00:47:48.000 Secondly, I didn't say, did you want to fuck your mom when you were a baby?

00:47:53.000 That's very rare.

00:47:55.000 Okay.

00:47:55.000 Well, you want to fuck hot things.

00:47:58.000 No, you don't.

00:47:58.000 You don't want to fuck anything when you're a baby.

00:48:01.000 You just want to not be killed.

00:48:04.000 That's your only goal.

00:48:05.000 Not be poisoned or killed.

00:48:06.000 That's why you barf all the time.

00:48:07.000 That's why they like such lame food because they're worried about dying subliminally.

00:48:14.000 I mean, it's all genetics, right?

00:48:17.000 And then I said, no, no, but like when she was that age, and he goes, oh, I wasn't attracted to her sexually, obviously.

00:48:23.000 No, he would never say obviously.

00:48:25.000 Nothing's obvious to Ryan.

00:48:27.000 So, Ryan, what sign are you?

00:48:30.000 Aries.

00:48:31.000 Okay, so we'll get to you.

00:48:33.000 You're second.

00:48:35.000 But your parents, your catsu probably drilled your mom on the 4th of July.

00:48:40.000 But let's start with Pisces, February 19th, March 20th, okay?

00:48:45.000 If you are a Pisces, you were probably conceived on Cinco de Mayo.

00:48:50.000 That means that you're either Mexican, which is fine.

00:48:54.000 I guess that's all you need to know.

00:48:57.000 Or you have Mexican-like tendencies.

00:49:00.000 So you are good at washing dishes.

00:49:02.000 You'd be a good landscaper.

00:49:04.000 You're quiet.

00:49:05.000 You keep to yourself.

00:49:06.000 You can get violent if need be.

00:49:09.000 If you're a woman, you probably are very loyal to your man, but if he cheats on you, you'll destroy his car.

00:49:17.000 And then if you're a man, pretty good guy, not interested in politics or media.

00:49:22.000 You just work your ass off landscaping.

00:49:25.000 Then you have about three modellos at the end of the day, and you watch soccer.

00:49:32.000 That is the characteristics of a Pisces.

00:49:35.000 Now we come to Aries, which is Ryan.

00:49:38.000 If you're in Aries, you were probably conceived on July 4th.

00:49:42.000 That means you're patriotic.

00:49:44.000 You love this country.

00:49:44.000 Because if the people who made you are in a good mood...

00:49:48.000 Yeah, that's you.

00:49:49.000 The people who made you are in a good mood, right?

00:49:52.000 They're fucking.

00:49:53.000 And if they're doing it on July 4th, they're in a good mood because they love this country.

00:49:57.000 So that's not just a genetic thing they pass on.

00:49:59.000 They pass on that tradition.

00:50:01.000 Your parents are patriotic if you're in Aries.

00:50:04.000 And that means you're going to be patriotic.

00:50:06.000 I'm not saying it's in your DNA.

00:50:07.000 That's the culture you grew up in.

00:50:09.000 They obviously love July 4th.

00:50:10.000 They're feeling good on July 4th.

00:50:12.000 They're partying on July 4th.

00:50:14.000 Dad gets a boner for this country and his wife.

00:50:18.000 May do.

00:50:21.000 Taurus, April 20th to May 20th.

00:50:24.000 If you are a Taurus, you were conceived during a heat wave.

00:50:28.000 That means your parents are gross.

00:50:31.000 It was hot and sweaty out.

00:50:33.000 Your parents are like, if you're horny in July when you're all sweaty, you're weird.

00:50:39.000 So that means that you're weird.

00:50:40.000 Your parents are kind of like these wet perverts that don't mind ass sweat and stuff dripping down on them when they're 69.

00:50:50.000 So you're like a gross pervert if you're a Taurus.

00:50:54.000 And get away from me.

00:50:56.000 I don't want you around.

00:50:57.000 You're probably looking at my ass, you weird perv.

00:51:01.000 Gemini, May 21st to June 20th.

00:51:05.000 I thought you were going to have a card, like a Gemini card.

00:51:07.000 Oh, they are there.

00:51:09.000 Oh, I see.

00:51:11.000 Your parents fucked on Labor Day weekend.

00:51:13.000 That's good parents.

00:51:14.000 They're working class.

00:51:15.000 They love to party.

00:51:18.000 That means there's good communities there in the area.

00:51:20.000 They have strong family values.

00:51:23.000 That means you're going to have a great life.

00:51:24.000 If you're a Gemini, you were likely conceived on Labor Day weekend.

00:51:28.000 And that means that you're salt of the earth, good quality American stock.

00:51:33.000 And you should be proud that your dad came and your mom on Labor Day weekend.

00:51:39.000 Cancer.

00:51:41.000 I'm cancer.

00:51:42.000 June 21st to July 22nd.

00:51:44.000 If you're a cancer, you're probably like me.

00:51:46.000 You have a perfect penis.

00:51:47.000 You're a super nice guy.

00:51:50.000 You're perceived as a bad guy.

00:51:52.000 But when you get to know you, you realize, wow, this guy really cares about people.

00:51:56.000 He's actually kind of a teddy bear and a super smart teddy bear at that.

00:52:02.000 And the thing about you is, cancers, is you're amazingly honest.

00:52:06.000 You're just like, hey, that's the way it is.

00:52:08.000 If you lose an argument, you go, I guess I lost the argument.

00:52:11.000 You're not like cheating and scheming to win.

00:52:14.000 You want to win, but you want to earn it.

00:52:17.000 And you're a man and a woman of your word, too.

00:52:20.000 That's what I love about cancers.

00:52:23.000 You're handshake, guys.

00:52:25.000 And loyalty is big with you guys.

00:52:27.000 Like, you never turn on anyone.

00:52:29.000 And when someone shows any signs of disloyalty, you X them for life.

00:52:36.000 You never speak to them again.

00:52:37.000 You're very Scottish culturally, Cancers.

00:52:41.000 All right, Leo.

00:52:43.000 This has actually inspired this whole thing.

00:52:45.000 I realize if you're a Leo, July 23rd to August 22nd, you were likely conceived on Halloween.

00:52:51.000 And what happened there was your mom was wearing a slutty costume.

00:52:55.000 Could have been like a little miss, like little miss, what's her name?

00:52:59.000 Riding Hood.

00:53:01.000 And your dad got so horny.

00:53:03.000 And like the slutty costumes are relatively new.

00:53:06.000 That's a new phenomenon, like the, I'm a sexy devil or whatever.

00:53:10.000 But even back in the 70s and 80s, the woman would sort of slut it up.

00:53:15.000 Like they'd be a sexy, you know, maid or something.

00:53:20.000 It wasn't as slutty as it is now, but it was still pretty hot.

00:53:23.000 And your dad, who was probably the elephant man or something, he got so horny he couldn't take it.

00:53:29.000 And I don't know if your parents fucked in an alleyway.

00:53:31.000 I think they may have fucked in the back.

00:53:33.000 I'm actually getting kind of a boner right now.

00:53:35.000 They may have fucked in the closet at a Halloween party.

00:53:39.000 They just couldn't take it anymore.

00:53:41.000 And he jizzed right in her, even though you guys were newlyweds.

00:53:45.000 So that means that genetically, you come from horny people.

00:53:48.000 Because she, it's not like she was saying, no, no, stop.

00:53:50.000 I hate it.

00:53:51.000 They were both DTF.

00:53:54.000 So you come from horny people.

00:53:56.000 You're a very horny person.

00:53:58.000 Now, we're going to, you're a whore, basically.

00:54:01.000 We're going to see other people who are not horny, like Capricorns.

00:54:05.000 So you should check other signs and make sure that you're linked up with a horny sign.

00:54:11.000 Like Aries are pretty horny.

00:54:12.000 Pisces are pretty horny.

00:54:14.000 Capricorn's not horny.

00:54:16.000 And you'll see why in a moment.

00:54:18.000 Virgo, odds are that's August, September.

00:54:23.000 You were likely conceived on Christmas break.

00:54:25.000 That's cool.

00:54:26.000 That means that you're pro-family.

00:54:28.000 That means your parents feel good when everyone's cozy and together and not working and celebrating a Christian holiday.

00:54:37.000 I mean, you're a very wholesome person if you're a Virgo.

00:54:42.000 Congratulations.

00:54:44.000 And it also means you're probably not going to get divorced.

00:54:46.000 So that's reliable.

00:54:48.000 Ladies, if you meet a guy that's a Virgo and you're not a total whore who wants to get banged every night, I think you should focus on Virgos.

00:54:55.000 They're very Christmas friendly.

00:54:56.000 And it's confusing because it's August, right?

00:55:00.000 But you got to go nine months before.

00:55:04.000 Libra, likely conceived on St. Patrick's Day.

00:55:08.000 That means your dad's a drunk.

00:55:09.000 He doesn't really love your mom, but he's Catholic, so he's not going to get divorced.

00:55:14.000 I would try to be picky with Libras because he comes from stock that just gets wasted in bones.

00:55:23.000 That means there's a proclivity for alcoholism.

00:55:27.000 So watch out, Libra men.

00:55:29.000 They tend to be drunks.

00:55:32.000 Are you a Scorpio?

00:55:34.000 Okay, that means you were probably conceived on New Year's Eve.

00:55:37.000 That means your parents are total partiers.

00:55:39.000 Your life will be fun, but pretty reckless.

00:55:42.000 Your parents probably got divorced, too.

00:55:44.000 The children of partiers tend to have an exciting, eventful life with lots of crazy stories, but also a lot of train wrecking, a lot of drunk driving, a lot of accidents, a lot of deaths.

00:55:57.000 Scorpios are the bad boys of the astrology world.

00:56:01.000 Sagittarius, you were probably conceived on Super Bowl Sunday.

00:56:05.000 This means your dad's a winner and he likes to celebrate.

00:56:08.000 It also means he's a warrior.

00:56:10.000 People don't understand.

00:56:12.000 I hate when they talk about sports ball and say you're a cuck if you watch sports because you're watching men play.

00:56:16.000 No, we have a natural proclivity for war.

00:56:19.000 We want Caligula.

00:56:21.000 We want the battles in the Colosseum.

00:56:23.000 We ideally want to be standing on a hill and watching our tribe destroy the opposing tribe and watch us get all this cool land.

00:56:30.000 That's our goal.

00:56:31.000 But we don't do that anymore because it kills people and we're too civilized.

00:56:35.000 Well, for the most part, we're still slaughtering people all over the Middle East.

00:56:40.000 So what we do with this instinct is we have wars in controlled environments where there's no deaths.

00:56:48.000 And you might get a baseball to the face or you might get tackled by a guy, but we get to satiate our war lust without anyone really getting hurt.

00:56:58.000 Besides a few football concussions, mental illness over there.

00:57:02.000 They break down, get schizophrenia.

00:57:04.000 So if your dad is horny on Super Bowl Sunday, that means he has the warrior gene in him, which he's likely passed on to you.

00:57:12.000 So male Sagittariuses, you have the warrior gene.

00:57:16.000 You should probably enlist.

00:57:18.000 Woman Sagittariuses, you sound like you'll be a loyal patriot who waits for your military man while he's away and you won't cheat on him.

00:57:25.000 Capricorn, now we discovered this earlier.

00:57:28.000 We talked about it, that they're not horny.

00:57:30.000 They were conceived during spring break.

00:57:32.000 So what that means is the older kids were not around.

00:57:36.000 They had the house to themselves.

00:57:37.000 There was basically no reason not to have sex.

00:57:40.000 And that's why your parents had sex.

00:57:43.000 That's why your parents made the love and conceived of you.

00:57:47.000 Which means sex isn't a big priority.

00:57:49.000 If all the ducks have to be in a row for your parents to have sex, then they're not horny.

00:57:55.000 And if they're not horny, then they're passing on not horny jeans to you.

00:57:58.000 So you're not a horny person.

00:58:00.000 Which is fine.

00:58:00.000 No one has a problem with that.

00:58:02.000 You know, it's like being tall or short.

00:58:04.000 But I would definitely avoid the ones who were conceived on Halloween, which is Leo's.

00:58:08.000 And that brings us to Aquarius, of course.

00:58:11.000 You were conceived on April Fool's Day.

00:58:13.000 Your whole life is a joke.

00:58:14.000 You should kill yourself.

00:58:15.000 Just nobody coming home.

00:58:28.000 Whoa.

00:58:30.000 That extra coffee is giving me the business.

00:58:34.000 They call it Mr. Brown's for a good reason.

00:58:36.000 You know what?

00:58:37.000 I said to Nita Fashion is in Hong Kong.

00:58:40.000 And when I lived in Taiwan, I would have Mr. Brown.

00:58:42.000 And it made me laugh because it was the only time you heard English on TV.

00:58:46.000 They'd be like, sure, Mr. Brown.

00:58:51.000 And I would always get Mr. Brown.

00:58:53.000 It's a lot of sugar.

00:58:55.000 And so they said, oh, business is booming.

00:58:57.000 Thank you so much, Mr. Gavin, for all your clients.

00:59:01.000 I'm like, shit, I should have asked for shares in the company instead of just some ad podcast money.

00:59:08.000 And they go, can I get you anything?

00:59:09.000 And I'm like, get me a Mr. Brown.

00:59:11.000 Meaning one can of that Chinese coffee.

00:59:15.000 I get like a fucking case a month.

00:59:18.000 That rules.

00:59:19.000 It filled up my house and the studio.

00:59:21.000 Add Mr. Brown's today.

00:59:23.000 I think it's making me fat, too.

00:59:25.000 You know what else is making me fat?

00:59:27.000 I punched a hole in the wall.

00:59:30.000 How does it make you fat?

00:59:31.000 I shattered all the bones here, so I can't box.

00:59:34.000 Oh, yeah.

00:59:35.000 So I'm not going to the gym, and I'm just, my pants are getting tighter and tighter as I get fatter and fatter.

00:59:41.000 Oh, boy.

00:59:42.000 Gee, whoa.

00:59:43.000 You.

00:59:47.000 It's a big, big, big man.

00:59:49.000 A big fat guy.

00:59:51.000 You like a Chris Folly or something.

00:59:53.000 Yeah.

00:59:54.000 Yeah.

00:59:55.000 You do a Chippendale sketch with your big fat belly.

00:59:58.000 Here's my mom.

01:00:01.000 Hard to see her because she's got her bangs in her eyes like her boy.

01:00:05.000 You know what?

01:00:06.000 She's got a very sexy vibe.

01:00:09.000 Whoa.

01:00:10.000 She looks like kind of a partier, kind of a troublemaker.

01:00:16.000 She looks like a Libra.

01:00:18.000 I think she's an Aquarius.

01:00:20.000 She knew Herve Villichez?

01:00:21.000 How did she know?

01:00:22.000 Did she work on Fantasy Island?

01:00:23.000 What do you mean?

01:00:25.000 Isn't that tattoo from Fantasy Island?

01:00:28.000 That's me.

01:00:30.000 Oh.

01:00:30.000 That's me, yeah.

01:00:32.000 I'm sorry.

01:00:33.000 She looks like a fun chick.

01:00:34.000 You know what I don't get about your mom?

01:00:36.000 She doesn't have a Puerto Rican accent.

01:00:38.000 No.

01:00:39.000 Did she, like, fight it?

01:00:40.000 Does she say, no, it's not batroom, it's bathroom.

01:00:43.000 Well, she says soder.

01:00:45.000 She says, oh, can you get a soda?

01:00:48.000 That sounds more Midwestern, like Fargo or something.

01:00:50.000 She doesn't know.

01:00:51.000 They call it pop.

01:00:52.000 She's kind of like a watered-down Italian or something.

01:00:55.000 I think you've got to really work hard to get rid of that accent.

01:00:58.000 It's tough.

01:00:59.000 You know what I realized, too?

01:01:01.000 I was talking to a woman on the weekend, and she had this brutal Bronx accent, like worse than Cardi B. And I realized, I don't like that accent on women.

01:01:13.000 I'm sorry to say this, but it makes you sound dumb.

01:01:18.000 It might be Cardi B who ruined it.

01:01:21.000 Not only dumb, but like confidently dumb.

01:01:23.000 Yeah, just really unsexy, like really unfeminine.

01:01:29.000 Pull up Cardi B talking.

01:01:32.000 You just want to slap her every time she opens her mouth.

01:01:34.000 Everything she says is so dumb.

01:01:36.000 She ruined daintiness.

01:01:37.000 I think she ruined the accent for me.

01:01:39.000 Can you believe that she sat with Joe Biden?

01:01:45.000 I like a fucking, yeah, do it on the breakfast club that you get the real her.

01:01:49.000 She's not trying to white herself up.

01:01:51.000 Look at her.

01:01:52.000 She's sucking and effing to get where I'm mad.

01:01:54.000 And it's just like, they think I fuck Mona Scott.

01:01:59.000 Did you understand a word she just said?

01:02:01.000 And what language was that in?

01:02:02.000 There's no vulnerability as a thing, too.

01:02:05.000 And I got popping because, like, you know, my Instagram followers, like, you just told me I fucked a million people to follow me.

01:02:11.000 Plus, you always had a boyfriend, that jail boyfriend.

01:02:14.000 He seemed like he's been causing you trouble lately, though.

01:02:16.000 He seemed like he not too happy with your current success.

01:02:20.000 Yeah.

01:02:21.000 They're not together, but it's he got a new girlfriend already?

01:02:25.000 No.

01:02:25.000 He's in jail.

01:02:26.000 Is he out?

01:02:27.000 It happens.

01:02:28.000 Nah, it's not in jail.

01:02:29.000 It's not that.

01:02:30.000 We just really, we're really good friends, though.

01:02:32.000 What happened, Cardi, now?

01:02:33.000 Because you seem like a very loyal person.

01:02:35.000 What made you be like, I should have been a little bit more than that.

01:02:36.000 She's probably not.

01:02:37.000 I am very loyal, and I'm still very loyal now.

01:02:41.000 Loyalty.

01:02:42.000 He's going to have to be a little bit more.

01:02:43.000 I'm still very loyal now.

01:02:46.000 Can you imagine her reading a book?

01:02:48.000 But the thing is that it's just like, I mean, it's not convenient for me, like, You need dick on demand.

01:02:56.000 It's not even about dick.

01:02:57.000 It's just like, I know that his attitude, we're both the same.

01:03:03.000 And it's just like, it's never going to work.

01:03:05.000 To be fair, in this one, she is a little daintier and more vulnerable.

01:03:09.000 Even the spices are hanging out.

01:03:10.000 And she has hands drawn on her hands.

01:03:14.000 Yeah, my double hands.

01:03:16.000 I got like fingernails on my glove.

01:03:20.000 You got a warrant?

01:03:22.000 No more.

01:03:26.000 Now, what made you get your teeth fixed?

01:03:30.000 Let's see the teeth.

01:03:31.000 Let's see the teeth.

01:03:31.000 Cheese.

01:03:32.000 There you go.

01:03:33.000 I even smile when I'm mad.

01:03:35.000 Dude, this is like Betelgeuse levels.

01:03:37.000 What do you mean?

01:03:38.000 She's a wackpacker.

01:03:39.000 Yeah.

01:03:40.000 Like, this is mean.

01:03:42.000 The vibe is very Betelgeuic, too.

01:03:44.000 It is.

01:03:45.000 Just for anything.

01:03:46.000 She's like Wendy the Slow Adult.

01:03:47.000 This is Howard Sturge.

01:03:49.000 Wow.

01:03:49.000 Holy shit.

01:03:50.000 You're right.

01:03:51.000 I feel shitty watching this.

01:03:55.000 People that was offering to do it for free.

01:03:57.000 And I just felt like, nope, I'm good because I'm bagging every guy that I like.

01:04:02.000 Now, if it was a problem, I wouldn't get these type of guys that I'm begging.

01:04:06.000 You know what I'm saying?

01:04:07.000 You know what I'm hearing?

01:04:08.000 But after a while.

01:04:09.000 That's such a weird thing, too.

01:04:11.000 Women talking about being so hot, they get to bone hot dudes.

01:04:17.000 What?

01:04:18.000 That's like a male thing.

01:04:19.000 It is.

01:04:20.000 I'm a Libra that I like to be like, aha, what you gonna say about me now?

01:04:23.000 And it's like, what can people say about me now?

01:04:26.000 You can't get caught up in that, though, because they'll start clowning you about something else.

01:04:28.000 And you'd be like, oh, you don't get this guy.

01:04:30.000 That fashion and that.

01:04:30.000 They was talking about that bathtub.

01:04:32.000 Yeah.

01:04:32.000 That turned into a big deal on social media for some reason.

01:04:35.000 If you don't know, she shot a scene in the bathtub and the towels look kind of filthy.

01:04:39.000 Tiles.

01:04:40.000 The towels are really filthy.

01:04:41.000 It was like one of those, they put me like in an Airbnb.

01:04:44.000 Part of the towels was filthy.

01:04:46.000 No, there really wasn't.

01:04:47.000 There really wasn't.

01:04:47.000 I swear to God, it was like one of those apartments that they try to make it look very New York scenery style.

01:04:53.000 I mean, I feel like I'm at an institution for slow adults and I have a clipboard and she's talking and she's doing really well.

01:04:59.000 She's doing great.

01:05:00.000 You know what she did?

01:05:01.000 She made her own breakfast today.

01:05:04.000 Toast?

01:05:04.000 At the breakfast club.

01:05:05.000 Eggs.

01:05:06.000 We obviously had to be their monitor because sometimes they leave the pan on and they burn the Teflon.

01:05:11.000 But she made eggs and she worked the coffee machine.

01:05:16.000 She learned to work the coffee machine.

01:05:17.000 It's a Kurig.

01:05:18.000 She put in the little pod.

01:05:20.000 So you press the button?

01:05:22.000 I don't know.

01:05:22.000 Like, you push the button and it's like all this coffee come out and it's like so hot you got to wait a little bit or you burn your lip.

01:05:30.000 She's so Puerto Rican, she's Chinese.

01:05:32.000 Oh no, Dominican.

01:05:33.000 Dominican, sorry.

01:05:34.000 Oh yeah, it's up, it's up.

01:05:36.000 She wrote a hit song.

01:05:37.000 I talked about this yesterday called It's Up, It's Up, It's Up, and It's Stuck.

01:05:42.000 And I researched it.

01:05:43.000 It's about when you get fucked in the ass so hard that you have impacted feces and you cannot defecate.

01:05:49.000 It's up, it's up, it's up, it's stuck.

01:05:51.000 Hit song.

01:05:52.000 Thanks, Cardi B. Thanks for passing down the knowledge.

01:05:54.000 Would you like to interview the president?

01:05:57.000 His name's Joey B. And they did.

01:06:00.000 Joey B and Cardi B spoke about economics and COVID and idiocracy.

01:06:12.000 Once upon a time, man, I heard that I was ugly.

01:06:15.000 Came from a bitch who nigga wanna fucking flashlight.

01:06:22.000 I've been listening last night.

01:06:23.000 Hit him with that good cup.

01:06:25.000 Make a nigga act right.

01:06:26.000 Broke boys don't deserve no pussy.

01:06:28.000 I know that's right.

01:06:31.000 She seems so much about her vagina.

01:06:33.000 She's a dude, basically.

01:06:35.000 I get to fuck hot dudes because I'm popular.

01:06:38.000 And why is she barefoot on top of that pedestal?

01:06:45.000 Oh, God.

01:06:46.000 Anyway.

01:06:47.000 Let's dive into some LBGTQ because Matt Walsh has been doing some heavy-ish.

01:06:51.000 Here's another picture of her mom.

01:06:52.000 She looks smoking, dude.

01:06:55.000 She looks kind of like a rice.

01:06:56.000 What the fuck is the music?

01:06:58.000 No, don't use that music with her.

01:07:01.000 Do you think your mom's a MILF?

01:07:03.000 No.

01:07:03.000 She's mommy.

01:07:05.000 Yeah, a mommy I'd like to F. No, don't F. What if I F her and then I abandon her?

01:07:12.000 I would hate if you F'd her and Ad H. That sucked.

01:07:19.000 They're not all going to be winners, folks.

01:07:21.000 It's going to be some stink bombs.

01:07:23.000 Sometimes the jokes will be stinkers.

01:07:25.000 Cue the LGBTQ intro and cut it short.

01:07:29.000 Here, we.

01:07:30.000 And, frankly, we go.

01:07:33.000 Love, though.

01:07:38.000 I felt ugly.

01:07:38.000 I felt gay.

01:07:39.000 And then we felt ugly.

01:07:42.000 That sucked.

01:07:42.000 I'm sorry.

01:07:43.000 Great job.

01:07:43.000 Great job, Brian.

01:07:44.000 You played two songs at once and you cut it so short it didn't really exist.

01:07:49.000 So the training shit is going down.

01:07:52.000 Whoa.

01:07:54.000 Whoa.

01:07:56.000 Their side is you're putting people's lives in jeopardy.

01:08:00.000 They're trying to help trans kids.

01:08:02.000 They're trying to help trans kids come out.

01:08:04.000 And you know what happens if you get in the way of that?

01:08:06.000 They kill themselves.

01:08:08.000 Really?

01:08:09.000 Why are like 90% of the suicides after they identify as trans?

01:08:13.000 And as Matt Walsh pointed out, you told us, because we said, why is trans a thing?

01:08:19.000 And it wasn't a thing before.

01:08:20.000 And now like one in three kids call themselves trans.

01:08:24.000 Well, it's always been that.

01:08:26.000 You just made us hide it.

01:08:28.000 They're now out of the closet and they can enjoy their trans life.

01:08:32.000 Okay, but you just told me that if we don't embrace their transness, they'll kill themselves.

01:08:36.000 Where's all the suicide back here?

01:08:39.000 When we were apparently allegedly keeping them in the closet, they should have been killing themselves in droves.

01:08:45.000 The suicide rate has gone from nothing to a spike like this.

01:08:49.000 And it's after you said everyone was trans.

01:08:53.000 So the suicide thing doesn't add up.

01:08:55.000 But here's the other crazy thing.

01:08:58.000 They're all worried about the hospitals.

01:08:59.000 Why are you threatening the hospitals?

01:09:00.000 Because you're cutting off minors' tits.

01:09:03.000 It's horrific to see an adult woman, 19 years old, cut her tits off.

01:09:09.000 It's downright apocalyptic when it's a 12-year-old, 13-year-old, 14-year-old.

01:09:14.000 A prepubescent girl's cutting her tits off?

01:09:17.000 That's scary.

01:09:18.000 And here's the scariest part of the whole thing.

01:09:21.000 You ready for this?

01:09:23.000 It looks like the hospitals are doing it for money.

01:09:28.000 And I met a doctor once who told me that he liked having a private practice more because now he's working in a hospital.

01:09:35.000 They tell you to keep things in-house.

01:09:38.000 So it looks like you're going to need an eye transplant.

01:09:40.000 Okay, make sure that they do the eye transplant here and we get the money.

01:09:44.000 Well, what if the patient will be better off down the street at a different clinic?

01:09:48.000 No, no, we don't want to lose the money.

01:09:50.000 It's a problem with capitalism, I guess.

01:09:53.000 My team and I have been investigating transgender clinic in Nashville.

01:09:56.000 Yep.

01:09:57.000 Double mastectomies on minors.

01:10:00.000 Next.

01:10:03.000 Vanderbilt opened his transclinic in 2018 during the same year.

01:10:06.000 Dr. Shane Taylor explained how she convinced Nashville to get into gender transition game because it's a big money maker.

01:10:14.000 And the great news about it is there's tons of follow-ups because, and how many videos have we seen of someone in a hospital bed going, they said that my catheter would not get infected, but it did.

01:10:24.000 So I'm pissing and shitting into a colostomy bag.

01:10:27.000 But I'm hoping that this next 32 surgeries, remember how many surgeries Jazz Jennings got?

01:10:33.000 He got like 50.

01:10:36.000 Good.

01:10:36.000 It's good for business to mutilate children.

01:10:40.000 This isn't QAnon shit.

01:10:42.000 This is factual research.

01:10:45.000 Vanderbilt was apparently concerned that not all the staff would be on board, so they said they would get rid of people who are problematic, especially if they say they can't do it due to religious beliefs.

01:10:55.000 We'll have to just fire them.

01:10:56.000 Weed out anyone who gets in the way of mutilating children.

01:11:00.000 You thought abortion was bad.

01:11:03.000 Next.

01:11:07.000 They unveiled a problem called trans buddies.

01:11:10.000 I've got footage of that too.

01:11:12.000 And it seems benign enough.

01:11:13.000 Hey, your gender-confused kid is having some trouble.

01:11:16.000 I'm there to help.

01:11:17.000 No, they're facilitators.

01:11:19.000 They're enablers.

01:11:20.000 They push it along.

01:11:22.000 They're essentially salespeople who are selling this to kids and making sure they don't back out.

01:11:28.000 So they're monitoring the doctors To guard against unsafe behavior such as misgendering.

01:11:33.000 Like, we gotta, once we get this kid in the tracks, we need a trans buddy to make sure they don't go off the tracks.

01:11:38.000 And we follow them all the way to the operating room.

01:11:42.000 Trans buddies are available to children, too.

01:11:44.000 They make lots of services available to children, including chemical castration.

01:11:47.000 And the left rolls their eyes at this.

01:11:49.000 Oh, yeah.

01:11:50.000 It is literally chemical castration.

01:11:52.000 The puberty blockers they get are the same chemicals we give to pedophiles, so they'll stop being horny.

01:12:00.000 And again, I only recently learned this, that you take it at 11, you go through puberty blockers, your dick never becomes a man's dick.

01:12:10.000 So you change your mind at 27, you look down, and you have a little, tiny, little kid dick, a little pinky, like this.

01:12:18.000 That's your dick.

01:12:20.000 You have Ryan's dick, if you can imagine that.

01:12:23.000 Except small.

01:12:26.000 After they drugged and sterilized the kids, Vanderbilt has explained this video presentation, will happily perform double mastectomies on adolescent girls.

01:12:38.000 It's financially profitable.

01:12:40.000 They threaten staff members, and they now castrate, sterilize, and mutilate minors.

01:12:45.000 Next.

01:12:47.000 Major update.

01:12:48.000 I have met with Tennessee rep William Lambert and Senator Jack Johnson.

01:12:51.000 We are working on a bill to shut down Vanderbilt's child gender transition program and ban the practice in the state.

01:12:57.000 Tennesseans do not want this barbarism in our state.

01:13:00.000 We will put a stop to it.

01:13:01.000 Thank God.

01:13:02.000 A light at the end of the tunnel.

01:13:05.000 I mean, the Hippocratic Oath, I'm against tit jobs, circumcision, plastic surgery.

01:13:12.000 That's not the Hippocratic oath.

01:13:14.000 You should do plastic surgery if the person is a fucking burn victim, but just cutting people up for profit is taking advantage of the mentally ill.

01:13:23.000 And we have reached levels with this, these fake penises and mutilating children.

01:13:29.000 It's, as I said on yesterday's show, it's beyond death metal.

01:13:33.000 Here's one of the trans buddies telling you how awesome it's going to be.

01:13:39.000 My name is Sean Riley, and I'm the program coordinator for TransBuddy at the program for LGBTQ Health at Vanderbilt University.

01:13:46.000 TransBuddy provides trained peer advocates for transgender patients who are coming for doctor's appointments or other healthcare-related services.

01:13:54.000 Whether you're looking for something that's related to medical transition, such as hormone therapy, or something completely unrelated, like breaking an arm or going to an ENT, we are here to help support any transgender patients that come through our family.

01:14:06.000 So you're trans and you broke your arm.

01:14:07.000 A trans buddy sits with you so the doctor doesn't misgender you.

01:14:12.000 Sounds innocent enough.

01:14:13.000 ...and continues to consistently be led by trans people in Middle Tennessee.

01:14:17.000 Transbody program is a one of a kind in the nation, and institutions are looking to Vanderbilt to replicate and expand programs like ours.

01:14:24.000 We're not seeking to find solutions off of it.

01:14:26.000 What's with your shirt?

01:14:27.000 It looks like Ovri's.

01:14:28.000 It looks like a Vulva.

01:14:32.000 Marxists all dress like shit.

01:14:34.000 Remember Robert Reich's sweater from an hour ago?

01:14:38.000 We're just seeking to be there and to accompany and to be a friendly face.

01:14:44.000 What if I start to change my mind?

01:14:46.000 Are you still a friendly face or do you become a grumpy face?

01:14:49.000 God, it would be fun to go undercover in one of these and just be like, wait a minute, maybe I don't want to cut my tits off.

01:14:56.000 What are you talking about?

01:14:57.000 We talked about this.

01:14:59.000 We agreed it was the best path for you.

01:15:02.000 Actually, you can't stop now.

01:15:03.000 It's already scheduled.

01:15:04.000 Yeah, I just, I think I want to hold on to my breast.

01:15:06.000 Maybe I'm just a lesbian.

01:15:08.000 No, no, you're not a lesbian.

01:15:10.000 You're a boy.

01:15:11.000 This is another thing I was thinking about.

01:15:13.000 Like a lot of these kids, they clearly are gay kids, right?

01:15:16.000 I know a lot of you don't believe in that, but it's not sexual, as I keep saying.

01:15:20.000 It's an egg.

01:15:21.000 It hasn't become a chicken.

01:15:23.000 The kid's sexuality is an egg.

01:15:26.000 It exists.

01:15:28.000 When you see an egg, you're like, that's going to be a chicken when it's hatched.

01:15:32.000 When you see a gay kid, you're like, that kid's going to be a fag when he hatches.

01:15:37.000 So they make them into girls, which is what Saudi Arabia does to homosexuals because they don't want homos in their culture.

01:15:43.000 There's no more lesbian bars in America.

01:15:45.000 There's 14.

01:15:46.000 We've erased lesbians from the world and turned them into weird wigger boys.

01:15:54.000 But part of being a homo, I assume, is not just like being into dicks like women are, and they're not that much.

01:16:06.000 But isn't it also like, I'm a dude and I'm a fag and me and my boyfriend are playing with our dicks?

01:16:12.000 You know what I mean?

01:16:14.000 Like, isn't a lot of it like, yeah, muscle guy, me, a muscle guy, and we're muscle guys.

01:16:22.000 Maybe.

01:16:23.000 So I talked earlier about that guy, right?

01:16:26.000 The guy who's with the trans.

01:16:28.000 He must be like, you look like a chick.

01:16:31.000 That's not really what I'm into.

01:16:33.000 I like dudes.

01:16:34.000 So that must be weird.

01:16:35.000 But my new thought is, as the trans person, part of being gay is not being a woman.

01:16:40.000 It's like, yeah, there's two boners in the room.

01:16:43.000 I love both of these.

01:16:44.000 Yeah, you like that?

01:16:45.000 Rub my abs, fellow dude.

01:16:49.000 You know?

01:16:50.000 So you're taking that away from the homo.

01:16:54.000 A gay relationship is a dude fest.

01:16:58.000 You took 50% of the dude fest, dudeness away.

01:17:02.000 And that might be, that might be, this sounds like a dumb theory.

01:17:05.000 And I know you're saying, can we get on with it, please?

01:17:06.000 This is gross.

01:17:07.000 That might be part of the suicide.

01:17:10.000 You wrecked my whole sexual thing.

01:17:13.000 Like, sometimes when I'm having sex, part of it is like, I'm a beast.

01:17:18.000 I'm a disgusting animal.

01:17:20.000 I'm a pig.

01:17:22.000 I'm kind of getting off on my own masculinity and how I'm just like on my wife.

01:17:30.000 You know, like, I'm a beast unleashed.

01:17:32.000 Yeah.

01:17:34.000 My ugliness and like hairiness is part of the turn on that this ugly beast is ravaging her.

01:17:44.000 The only thing she ravages is herself via surgery face in a place where everybody coming in the room is going to be a healthcare provider.

01:17:56.000 And similarly, stop.

01:17:58.000 Similarly, like with Elliot Page, when you're a lesbian, I assume you're both rolling around with your boobies everywhere and it's like flowers and breeding, not breeding, but ladiness and scissoring, and we're all ladies, and there's flowers and there's scented candles, and it's lady, lady, lady.

01:18:17.000 Giggling going on.

01:18:18.000 You don't want some weird 12-year-old boy with abs going, you like that?

01:18:23.000 Or like their weird sort of deep voice where they're sort of like, hey, you like that?

01:18:28.000 Yeah.

01:18:29.000 If Adam Levine's text were a person.

01:18:33.000 Yeah, you like and fucked, don't you?

01:18:35.000 By a dude like me.

01:18:37.000 Oh, boy.

01:18:38.000 No, I'm not a pedophile.

01:18:40.000 You're a muscular 12-year-old.

01:18:42.000 You're the kid in like American Pie that they root for to get laid finally.

01:18:47.000 Yeah.

01:18:47.000 And then they're happy like that.

01:18:48.000 That doesn't turn woman on.

01:18:50.000 I did it, guys.

01:18:51.000 You're McLovin.

01:18:52.000 You're not a dude.

01:18:54.000 You're a weird boy.

01:18:56.000 Like in King of Queens, Doug convinces Carrie to shave her head and sell her hair so they can go on a vacation.

01:19:03.000 And he can't look at her.

01:19:06.000 Look at this up.

01:19:08.000 And she goes, what's going on, Doug?

01:19:09.000 They're on this awesome cruise that they use with her hair money.

01:19:12.000 And he goes, I'm sorry.

01:19:13.000 You just, you look like a weird boy.

01:19:20.000 The writing on that show is exquisite.

01:19:23.000 And I can't figure out why it's so good.

01:19:25.000 I looked it up.

01:19:26.000 It's some like mediocre stand-up comic who smoked a lot of weed and wrote the funniest plot lines in the world.

01:19:34.000 Carrie's new hairstyle?

01:19:35.000 Yeah, that's probably it.

01:19:37.000 When I was searching for it, an autocorrect thing was like, you look like a seal.

01:19:41.000 Is that another moment?

01:19:42.000 No.

01:19:43.000 Oh, hey, we're leaving now.

01:19:45.000 Who the hell are you?

01:19:46.000 Who the hell are you?

01:19:56.000 I got my haircut, Dad.

01:19:59.000 Anyway, we'll be back on Sunday.

01:20:01.000 I made you lasagna.

01:20:02.000 I'm going to put it in the oven so you can have it for lunch.

01:20:05.000 The no-bangs really makes it.

01:20:07.000 They're so good at comedy.

01:20:08.000 See if you can get to the crews.

01:20:10.000 You know who you look exactly like?

01:20:12.000 Halle Berry.

01:20:14.000 Frank Medford.

01:20:19.000 Okay.

01:20:20.000 Anyway, that's really funny.

01:20:26.000 Yeah, 2-4, Matt was on Tucker explaining this.

01:20:28.000 We'll stop watching it if it overlaps too much.

01:20:32.000 Oh, there it is.

01:20:33.000 Second one?

01:20:33.000 No.

01:20:34.000 The first one?

01:20:34.000 No, she's got hair on that one.

01:20:38.000 Wearing a proud boy hoodie.

01:20:43.000 What do you think?

01:20:48.000 Wow!

01:20:53.000 New!

01:20:54.000 Looks good.

01:20:56.000 Look at you.

01:20:57.000 I know.

01:21:02.000 Um...

01:21:13.000 Yeah, show Matt on Tucker.

01:21:16.000 It's a porn tape, a sex tape I found of Matt Walsh lying on top of Tucker Carlson.

01:21:20.000 Oh, my God.

01:21:21.000 We're debuting it here.

01:21:22.000 Oh, that's what you meant by on Tucker.

01:21:24.000 Oh, guys, NSFW.

01:21:27.000 Oh, wait, I got it wrong.

01:21:28.000 Oops.

01:21:30.000 This is the foreplay, I suppose?

01:21:31.000 Matt Walsh, thank you so much.

01:21:34.000 And for, among other things, illustrating how journalism can be a force for good.

01:21:38.000 This job, I think yours.

01:21:40.000 You know, another thing I was thinking about?

01:21:41.000 Matt Walsh should be scared.

01:21:42.000 What do you mean?

01:21:43.000 Because who is he challenging?

01:21:45.000 Mentally ill.

01:21:46.000 I'd rather challenge bikers or Nazi skinheads or a group that has some semblance of normalcy and rules and guidelines.

01:21:56.000 Like you are picking a fight with the nation's most erratic, unreliable, and unhinged citizens.

01:22:08.000 Who knows he's going to show up at his house?

01:22:10.000 Have you spoken to anyone at Vanderbilt Hospital about this directly?

01:22:15.000 Wait, that's true because they're also suicidal, too.

01:22:18.000 Yeah.

01:22:19.000 I'm not exaggerating.

01:22:20.000 They can comment on that.

01:22:21.000 I would be more scared if I was told trannies are looking for me because I did some bad tranny thing and then I was told Nazi skinheads are looking for me, I would be less, I wouldn't be worried about the second one.

01:22:33.000 I'd be like, if shit goes down, it goes down.

01:22:35.000 And it'll probably be a fair fight.

01:22:38.000 When I got beat up by Nazi skinheads in 1986, the skinhead who kicked my ass got his ass kicked because he used 10 guys to gang up on me.

01:22:47.000 And that was like a violation that made them look like pussies.

01:22:50.000 It should have been one-on-one.

01:22:51.000 Trainees don't do that.

01:22:53.000 Imagine trainees beating up other trainees for the fight not being one-on-one.

01:22:59.000 Well, Vanderbilt Hospital, I mean, we reached out for a statement when we first published the report.

01:23:04.000 And at first they didn't want to give a statement, and they actually just took down, as you mentioned, they just deleted, so people have to understand, they deleted their entire transgender clinic website.

01:23:12.000 They wiped it from existence.

01:23:14.000 And then today, not to us, but in general, they released a statement.

01:23:18.000 And the interesting thing about the statement they released is that they do not, while they start by claiming there's misinformation and so on, they don't actually factually dispute anything in my report because they can't because everything that I said wasn't me saying it.

01:23:31.000 I was just providing video evidence, much of which you played there.

01:23:35.000 Well, we know for a fact, this is an absolute fact, that Vanderbilt, they perform double mastectomies on minor girls, on children.

01:23:44.000 They chemically castrate children and they give them irreversible hormone drugs to change their bodies permanently.

01:23:50.000 This is not a freak thing in Tennessee.

01:23:53.000 This is all over the country.

01:23:54.000 Gender-affirming surgery is very profitable and it's very popular coast to coast.

01:23:59.000 Do not think this is an anomaly.

01:24:03.000 Permanently.

01:24:03.000 They're doing all of that to kids.

01:24:05.000 And the other thing we should note, and I'm glad you mentioned all the other hospitals around the country because the things I just mentioned, that's happening all across the country in every single state, in many hospitals, and in many other medical clinics.

01:24:18.000 All of those things are happening.

01:24:19.000 And one of the reasons why it's allowed to keep happening is because people don't know about it because they're not talking about it.

01:24:25.000 And I think for a lot of average Americans, people just walking down the street, It's sort of unthinkable.

01:24:31.000 They can't imagine that this sort of thing is actually happening.

01:24:35.000 But it is, which is why we have to start by raising awareness about it.

01:24:39.000 And we have to do that no matter the game the left plays by saying if you if you so much as mention what they're doing, it's incitement and terrorism, which is absurd.

01:24:51.000 Stop.

01:24:51.000 We can't do that.

01:24:52.000 That's the left's argument.

01:24:53.000 By mentioning that this, like Boston's, Libs of TikTok was exposing Boston's Children's Hospital for this, and they go, they're getting bomb threats.

01:25:01.000 They're going to get killed because of you.

01:25:03.000 Okay, so don't mention that they're maiming children because it makes people hate them.

01:25:11.000 Great logic.

01:25:12.000 Okay.

01:25:13.000 Hey, that guy's raping a kid.

01:25:15.000 Will you shut up?

01:25:16.000 You're going to get his ass kicked.

01:25:19.000 Okay.

01:25:20.000 That's not my concern.

01:25:22.000 Tucker got into trouble for putting up on his screen the entire Vanderbilt administration.

01:25:28.000 These are the people that okayed this.

01:25:30.000 And that's considered incredibly dangerous.

01:25:34.000 The truth is the truth.

01:25:38.000 You can't criticize someone for pointing out the truth.

01:25:42.000 Get mad at the truth.

01:25:44.000 Bend to that tactic.

01:25:45.000 We have to keep shining a light on this.

01:25:47.000 Cutting the breasts off little girls?

01:25:50.000 Sterilizing 14-year-olds?

01:25:51.000 Like, yeah, okay.

01:25:52.000 Yeah, we're not the criminals here.

01:25:54.000 And by the way, I've got to believe that not everyone on the board at Vanderbilt Medical Center is a bad person.

01:25:59.000 I've got to believe a lot of these people had no idea this was happening.

01:26:01.000 And I hope they know now, and I hope they do something tonight to end it.

01:26:05.000 I appreciate your coming on.

01:26:06.000 And for all of you, just that picture.

01:26:09.000 Thank you.

01:26:10.000 Showing the people who are behind this and who could have prevented it.

01:26:14.000 And ignorance is no excuse.

01:26:17.000 Make a Williams looks like a real ghoul.

01:26:19.000 Matt Walsh shouldn't know more about your hospital than you.

01:26:21.000 Sorry.

01:26:22.000 Oh, I got this, by the way.

01:26:24.000 What do you got?

01:26:24.000 I don't know if you still want it.

01:26:26.000 Oh.

01:26:27.000 Robert Goulet laughing at how bad my hair looks.

01:26:30.000 We weren't laughing at how bad your hair looks.

01:26:32.000 We were laughing with how bad your hair looks.

01:26:35.000 I can't believe I convinced myself that this looks stylish and sassy.

01:26:39.000 Look at the mental patience.

01:26:42.000 I know it's hard.

01:26:43.000 Get off me, no touch me.

01:26:45.000 You know how humiliated I am, Emmy?

01:26:47.000 And you talked me into this.

01:26:49.000 I didn't know it was going to look so bad.

01:26:50.000 But here's the thing, Carrie.

01:26:51.000 You know what?

01:26:51.000 Your hair's going to grow back and you never have to do this again.

01:26:54.000 Actually, one more time, because the pizza oven was part of the deal.

01:27:01.000 Look, we made a mistake.

01:27:02.000 What do you want me to do?

01:27:03.000 I don't know where the exact park was.

01:27:05.000 It must be before that.

01:27:06.000 Yeah.

01:27:07.000 But see if you can see that they're on the deck.

01:27:11.000 I think that's it.

01:27:13.000 Was he making fun of my hair?

01:27:14.000 Look, I. Hey.

01:27:19.000 Hey.

01:27:21.000 I just sitting here talking to Mr. Robert Goulet.

01:27:24.000 Can you believe it?

01:27:24.000 Pinch me.

01:27:25.000 No!

01:27:25.000 Pinch me!

01:27:27.000 Were you talking about my hair?

01:27:30.000 No, no.

01:27:31.000 Was he making fun of my hair?

01:27:33.000 Look, I'm in a hurry.

01:27:34.000 I'm gonna call Bingo in the barracuda lounge.

01:27:36.000 Yeah, you're not going anywhere, show tune.

01:27:38.000 Just tell me, was he here or not?

01:27:40.000 Was he?

01:27:41.000 He says you look like Pete Rose.

01:27:48.000 Pete Rose?

01:27:49.000 He's the all-time hits leader.

01:27:51.000 He's.

01:27:53.000 Oh, buddy, I'm sorry.

01:27:55.000 Look, drinks half price, my late, okay?

01:27:58.000 See you.

01:28:01.000 Oh, we missed it.

01:28:02.000 We just watched that whole thing.

01:28:03.000 Yeah, just watched the whole episode.

01:28:05.000 I know someone who grew up with her.

01:28:07.000 Leah Romini?

01:28:08.000 Leah Romini, yeah.

01:28:09.000 She seems like a goer.

01:28:10.000 I said she was in town recently, and I was out of town.

01:28:13.000 But I have two questions for Leah Romini.

01:28:16.000 One, how is King of Queen so funny?

01:28:18.000 How is it written so well?

01:28:19.000 Who are these magic men?

01:28:21.000 Two, when you were a Scientologist, you must have been coming back to the South Bronx.

01:28:26.000 She's from the South Bronx.

01:28:27.000 She's from right down the street from us, actually.

01:28:29.000 And you were like, oh, yes, I've almost achieved full clarity.

01:28:33.000 I talked to the grand Puba Knight of the Dianic Scientology Machine, whatever bullshit, grand harness, chair, flying saucer.

01:28:44.000 All your old friends must have been going, all right, that's great.

01:28:48.000 I hope you achieve full clarity and solve all the problems of your past lives.

01:28:53.000 What?

01:28:56.000 And then after you came out of it, did you go back and go, why did you guys, were you humoring me that whole time?

01:29:01.000 Or maybe she never even spoke to them.

01:29:03.000 Anyway, I will set up a meeting as soon as possible with Mrs. Rominian.

01:29:06.000 Try to answer those two things.

01:29:09.000 Check out this good documentary about transitioning.

01:29:13.000 This is where I learned that their suicide rate is 19 times higher than the rest of the population.

01:29:19.000 And we know why this is, right?

01:29:21.000 Because they think the problem is the penis or the tits.

01:29:25.000 Then they have them removed.

01:29:27.000 The problem persists and they go, what the fuck did I just do to myself?

01:29:31.000 People transition and end up later regretting it.

01:29:35.000 It seems like all of this is based on the fear that if you don't affirm a child's identity right away, they're going to be at a high risk of suicide.

01:29:44.000 It's just not true.

01:29:47.000 And in fact, those who had transitioned had suicide rates 19 times higher than population-matched controls.

01:29:57.000 These vulnerable people were treated incredibly badly by the professionals.

01:30:06.000 Stop.

01:30:08.000 This reminds me of the whole OxyContin thing.

01:30:11.000 Doctors were profiting by over-prescribing it.

01:30:14.000 People were dying in droves.

01:30:16.000 If you're a socialist and you want to criticize capitalism, I would focus on the fact that we incentivize maiming children and making people into heroin addicts.

01:30:27.000 That's a good angle for you guys.

01:30:31.000 An hour, and he wrote a letter recommending testosterone for me.

01:30:35.000 Spoke to the guy for an hour.

01:30:36.000 He said, I will never be able to breastfeed.

01:30:40.000 Like I said, I have to now live with what I've done.

01:30:43.000 Wait, you got to see this kid's tits.

01:30:46.000 Don't take that out of contact.

01:30:47.000 That woman's tits.

01:30:48.000 That's a woman.

01:30:50.000 Look at those sad droopers.

01:30:52.000 And again, lesbians, for the millionth time, most men I know have tits.

01:30:57.000 So you don't have to cut your tits off to look male.

01:31:00.000 Go to a water park.

01:31:01.000 Go to, what's it called?

01:31:03.000 The Wolf One.

01:31:05.000 Something Lodge, right?

01:31:06.000 Yeah, Wolf Lodge.

01:31:07.000 Go to Wolf Lodge and walk around and you'll see plenty of men who look just like women because they're fat pigs.

01:31:13.000 Thank you.

01:31:20.000 That's what I hear.

01:31:21.000 I have ruined my life.

01:31:23.000 I had a perfectly good body, and now it's ruined.

01:31:26.000 We're rushing to make a permanent medical transformation.

01:31:31.000 It's not right to medicalize perfectly healthy bodies and make them sicker.

01:31:36.000 It's not a trans, gay, straight issue.

01:31:42.000 This is going to be sexual kids because they're being pushed down a medical path rather than accepting who they are.

01:31:51.000 It's trying to protect them from being sterilized.

01:31:55.000 So who are our allies in this?

01:31:57.000 Lesbians.

01:31:59.000 They do a really, really good job.

01:32:01.000 And young people, they're buying it.

01:32:03.000 They're just buying it.

01:32:06.000 Puberty blockers followed by cross-sex hormones.

01:32:09.000 The fact they're being offered outside of clinical trials, despite the fact there's so much unknown about long-term risk, is a scandal in and of itself.

01:32:19.000 I turned to professionals, doctors, and I wasn't helped.

01:32:24.000 I was just ushered along, you know, very mindlessly, and I had permanent damage because of it.

01:32:33.000 Pink eyebrows?

01:32:35.000 Yeah, the terse.

01:32:36.000 Trans-exclusionary radical feminist.

01:32:38.000 Remember the gay who strayed?

01:32:39.000 I've had a fun crush on her for a long time.

01:32:42.000 Arielle something?

01:32:43.000 Crushella?

01:32:44.000 She said to me once that if she was straight, she would make out with me.

01:32:47.000 Not married, assuming we were all single.

01:32:52.000 But she's got it.

01:32:54.000 She's one of those girls.

01:32:55.000 She's not normally like a normal supermodel pretty, but there's just something about her.

01:32:59.000 Her lips, I don't know.

01:33:01.000 She's just a fucking hot Italian.

01:33:02.000 was so happy when she grew her hair long.

01:33:04.000 Yeah, that's...

01:33:10.000 That means photogenic, but in video.

01:33:12.000 Here she is on Tucker talking about how...

01:33:22.000 She says, you're giving gays a bad name, and I don't want kids around anything sexual.

01:33:27.000 If a kid wants to be gay, he comes out as gay when he's an adult, he's 18, by all means, move to the West Village, run around in red leather short shorts.

01:33:35.000 We don't care.

01:33:36.000 But as far as eight goes, it shouldn't be on the board.

01:33:38.000 So that's all she says.

01:33:39.000 And so they cut her bank account.

01:33:42.000 No.

01:33:44.000 Biggest ones, PayPal and Venmo, which is owned by PayPal, have shut it down.

01:33:49.000 Jimmy Mitchell is the founder of Gays Against Groomers and joins us now.

01:33:52.000 Jimmy, thanks so much for coming on.

01:33:53.000 So on what grounds, so you're not allowed to conduct business in the United States because you think it's wrong when adults enlist children in their sexual fantasies.

01:34:04.000 What did Venmo and PayPal say to you?

01:34:08.000 Right.

01:34:08.000 So, well, thanks for having me.

01:34:10.000 Last night at about 2 in the morning, I received an email from PayPal and then Venmo a few minutes later saying that they basically permanently banned our accounts.

01:34:19.000 We've never gotten a violation before.

01:34:21.000 They said that we violated, though, their user agreements, which we're not sure what in the agreement we violated.

01:34:28.000 There was no really detailed message to that, just the notification that we have been banned.

01:34:33.000 And yeah, I mean, we're just an organization that is comprised completely of gay people.

01:34:38.000 We even have a few trans people within our organization just trying to fight this evil that is happening in the name of LGBTQIA, you know, the whole alphabet mafia now.

01:34:52.000 And we're just trying to stand up against it and we're being punished for that.

01:34:58.000 So it's, you know, we knew this would happen, but it's always a bit shocking.

01:35:02.000 So your position is just leave the kids out.

01:35:04.000 You know, do your thing.

01:35:05.000 Don't sexualize children, don't mutilate children.

01:35:07.000 That seems like a very mainstream position.

01:35:10.000 Who at PayPal and Venmo do you know is in favor of sexualizing and mutilating children?

01:35:16.000 Do you have any sense?

01:35:17.000 I personally, yeah, I mean, that's clearly the position that they're taking now.

01:35:22.000 They're defending pedophiles and final piece.

01:35:24.000 I can tell he's zinning, by the way.

01:35:26.000 What?

01:35:29.000 What's a Zinn?

01:35:29.000 He's a...

01:35:34.000 It's a tobacco pouch.

01:35:36.000 He loves the nicotine.

01:35:39.000 He has Zin in his mouth right there.

01:35:41.000 In the left cheek.

01:35:42.000 Oh, come on, dude.

01:35:44.000 Right here.

01:35:44.000 No Zin on air.

01:35:46.000 Wait, you better not have anything in your mouth.

01:35:48.000 Can you tell?

01:35:50.000 If Tucker can do it, why can't I?

01:35:52.000 Because I told you not to have anything in your mouth on the fucking show.

01:35:54.000 I thought you said not to chew.

01:35:56.000 No, I said don't have anything in your mouth on the show.

01:35:59.000 Not even a pouch tucked away.

01:36:02.000 That's why they call him Tucker.

01:36:04.000 Take that out of your mouth, please.

01:36:06.000 For the hundredth time.

01:36:08.000 I just showed you.

01:36:09.000 I'm clean.

01:36:10.000 Pull your lip down.

01:36:12.000 Why don't you have a tattoo on your inner lip that says what?

01:36:15.000 I was going to get one.

01:36:18.000 This looks funny.

01:36:21.000 Final piece.

01:36:22.000 Trannies beat the shit out of an OG homo who was at Stonewall.

01:36:26.000 And this is where we're at now.

01:36:27.000 I'm kind of glad because I like homos.

01:36:30.000 And I'm glad that they're on our side now.

01:36:32.000 I like Jamie hanging out with her.

01:36:33.000 I bet I'd love this guy, Fred Sargent, attacked at the 39th Burlington Pride Festival in Vermont after showing up to protest the misogyny and homophobia of the trans community.

01:36:42.000 Sargent is famously known in the gay rights movement.

01:36:44.000 He's a co-founder of the first Pride Parade in New York City, 1970, when I was born.

01:36:49.000 He also participated in this 1960.

01:36:51.000 So let's say he was 20 when he did that.

01:36:53.000 So the guy must be 72 something years old.

01:36:56.000 And trans, which aren't even gays, it's just boring white people who want some sort of ethnic culture.

01:37:06.000 They want to be a minority.

01:37:07.000 So they put some makeup on and they prance around and say, I'm a lesbian.

01:37:11.000 I'm a male lesbian.

01:37:14.000 No, so am I, dude.

01:37:15.000 Shut the fuck up.

01:37:16.000 You're just boring.

01:37:18.000 So they see him questioning this narrative and they kick a 70-something's ass.

01:37:23.000 Wow.

01:37:24.000 Go down?

01:37:26.000 Look at that.

01:37:27.000 That guy's not even gay.

01:37:30.000 The guy on the right is gay.

01:37:32.000 And there he is getting attacked.

01:37:34.000 Is there a video of it?

01:37:35.000 Gay, not queer.

01:37:38.000 Wait, go up.

01:37:39.000 I love that.

01:37:40.000 I love that line.

01:37:41.000 Black face.

01:37:42.000 No black face, no woman face.

01:37:44.000 No thank you.

01:37:46.000 Yeah, it's black face.

01:37:48.000 Now, I don't mind drag queens at a gay party that no kids are at.

01:37:53.000 You want to dress up?

01:37:54.000 Who gives a shit?

01:37:55.000 Fucking glam, Motley Cruz, Cinderella, Twisted Sister?

01:38:00.000 Big deal.

01:38:01.000 But when you make it a permanent thing and pretend you're a woman, you're retarded.

01:38:07.000 Oh, so they don't have video of it.

01:38:08.000 That sucks.

01:38:09.000 How can you have pictures of an attack and not...

01:38:14.000 By the way, there's so much to know about Stonewall that's fascinating.

01:38:18.000 One version of events I got was the police weren't cracking down on it because it was gay.

01:38:24.000 They were cracking down on it because it had illegal booze.

01:38:26.000 And it had illegal booze because it was sort of off the beaten track.

01:38:30.000 And the mob liked those kind of bars because they were less likely to be monitored.

01:38:35.000 The mob doesn't want to do a bar in Times Square.

01:38:37.000 They're going to get caught.

01:38:38.000 So the mob was selling weirdo bars like a gay bar, illegal booze.

01:38:42.000 That's why the police stormed it.

01:38:44.000 And then I also heard they're injecting all these trannies into the story.

01:38:48.000 There was no trannies there.

01:38:50.000 One drag queen cross-dresser heard about it, the riots when they started and went down.

01:38:55.000 And then they're making a statue of Z, it, for the Stonewall statue, even though it had nothing to do with it, really.

01:39:04.000 Chadwick Moore knows all this.

01:39:06.000 I said, dude, you got to do a book on gay myths like Matthew Shepard, who wasn't killed for being gay.

01:39:10.000 He was killed because he was doing meth and he was getting caught up in the whole meth dealing shit.

01:39:14.000 He was killed by meth heads competing.

01:39:18.000 And he said, yeah, I don't want to be the gay guy who does gay shit.

01:39:22.000 Like, why not?

01:39:24.000 That's why I cover so many big cock stories because I'm the big cock guy.

01:39:31.000 I like old homos.

01:39:35.000 They're not exclusionary.

01:39:37.000 You had one person sort of stick up for you, came up to the crowd and said, what are you doing?

01:39:44.000 What are you doing?

01:39:44.000 You're assaulting this man.

01:39:46.000 What was the response of everyone else?

01:39:52.000 They were supporting her.

01:39:54.000 What you can see on the larger tape is her early Iran pouring coffee on my head.

01:40:00.000 Is she even gay?

01:40:02.000 I presume she was one of the people slapping me on the back of the head.

01:40:05.000 What percentage of people at Pride Parades are actually homosexuals?

01:40:11.000 I believe it's about.

01:40:12.000 Oh, Chadwick Moore's here.

01:40:13.000 Yes, hi.

01:40:15.000 What percentage of those people in the audience and in the parade are homos?

01:40:19.000 In the parade itself, I would say 90% are actual gays.

01:40:24.000 Maybe less.

01:40:25.000 But as far as the people cheering on, I'm going to say 10% are gay.

01:40:30.000 Yeah, shockingly, it is close to that.

01:40:31.000 It's about 18%.

01:40:36.000 It's pretty low.

01:40:37.000 I hear audio in the background.

01:40:39.000 Do you have your TV on?

01:40:41.000 What's this?

01:40:43.000 I want to see the fight.

01:40:44.000 That wasn't much of a kerfuffle.

01:40:48.000 Right?

01:40:49.000 Too early Iran pouring coffee on my head.

01:40:51.000 Mm-hmm.

01:40:52.000 Man.

01:40:53.000 This is like Fox News where they keep replaying the same clip.

01:40:56.000 Too early Iran pouring coffee on my head.

01:40:58.000 Mm-hmm.

01:40:58.000 I presume she was one of them.

01:41:01.000 All right, that's enough homos for one day.

01:41:03.000 I think the most important takeaway from that is that hospitals are mutilating children because it's profitable.

01:41:09.000 And they especially like that it's a fucking mess.

01:41:12.000 And you get to do lots of repair surgeries when you make them a burrito for a dick.

01:41:19.000 Sounds like you're preying on the mentally ill to me.

01:41:26.000 Let's do some feminism.

01:41:28.000 Exactly.

01:41:29.000 I'm not going to cover racism today.

01:41:30.000 I'm sick of race.

01:41:32.000 We are the storm, the very form of change that the world has been waiting for.

01:41:44.000 I have an example of sexism.

01:41:46.000 Oh.

01:41:46.000 That's not bullshit.

01:41:48.000 Finally.

01:41:49.000 So one of my favorite writers is Candice Millard.

01:41:52.000 She did Hero of the Empire about Winston Churchill's first foray into politics when he was a reporter for the Boer War of 1800.

01:42:01.000 Or was it 1900?

01:42:03.000 Yeah, 1900.

01:42:07.000 The research, her and Laura Hillebrand, the research they do is amazing.

01:42:12.000 Shel Malkin and Ann Coulter are also great at research.

01:42:15.000 Like, they could be full-time researchers.

01:42:19.000 And the River of Doubt, I've been sort of going back and forth to it, skipping around other books, which is a, I always say that.

01:42:27.000 This whole notion that you have to read a book from cover to cover, you can pick at it, you can nibble.

01:42:31.000 You know, when your wife's making dinner and you go by the salad and grab a piece of cheese and a little baby tomato, that's fine.

01:42:36.000 Dip.

01:42:37.000 It's like records.

01:42:38.000 You don't have to listen to every record from beginning to end.

01:42:40.000 Play a song or two.

01:42:41.000 Enjoy yourself.

01:42:42.000 This is what I hate about reading.

01:42:44.000 I think we've made it into school has made it into this thing where you have to know everything.

01:42:48.000 You can space out.

01:42:50.000 You can miss a few pages.

01:42:51.000 Go back.

01:42:52.000 Read it again.

01:42:54.000 Let's take the fucking stigma away from books.

01:42:56.000 I offered my son $100 to read that book about Wynn Hoff, Makes Us Stronger, I think it's called.

01:43:04.000 And then I offered him $100 to read Michelle Malkin's Who Built That.

01:43:08.000 Anyway, she's a fantastic writer, and she'll be writing about the jungle, and then she'll go off in a tangent about the different kinds of snakes that they face down there.

01:43:17.000 And it's like you're reading a book by a snakeologist.

01:43:22.000 Anyway, if I'm reading a book and I'm doing a long drive, I get the book on tape and I start where I left off in the book.

01:43:29.000 And if you pick up a Heather McDonald book, like The War on Cops or The Diversity Myth, it's not Heather McDonald, but it's a woman.

01:43:39.000 Dude, this audio book is a dude.

01:43:44.000 Interesting.

01:43:45.000 What's the matter?

01:43:46.000 A woman can't talk about the River of Doubt, about Roosevelt's death-defying journey into the Amazon?

01:43:56.000 You're more comfortable with a man telling you that story?

01:44:00.000 And I was kind of happy.

01:44:02.000 This is all I want these days.

01:44:04.000 I want bona fide allegations.

01:44:06.000 Call me an Islamophobe and criticize me for it.

01:44:09.000 That's good.

01:44:09.000 Racist, that's dumb.

01:44:11.000 Call me a transphobe.

01:44:13.000 That's justified.

01:44:14.000 Homophobe, that's retarded.

01:44:16.000 I want real.

01:44:17.000 Call the Proud Boys.

01:44:21.000 What's a negative thing you could say about the Proud Boys?

01:44:25.000 Too rally-ish?

01:44:26.000 I don't know.

01:44:27.000 Maybe too violent?

01:44:28.000 Maybe you could do that.

01:44:29.000 But white supremacists, shut the fuck up.

01:44:31.000 Insensitive to how jokes hurt people, maybe?

01:44:34.000 Too edgy?

01:44:35.000 Yeah.

01:44:36.000 But this is Spotified.

01:44:40.000 And it might be the market.

01:44:41.000 I don't know.

01:44:41.000 Either the market or someone at the book publishing company decided a woman shouldn't be reading a woman's book because it's kind of male subject matter, the dangers of the Amazon.

01:44:50.000 And I thought, this is an actual piece of sexism.

01:44:53.000 Finally.

01:44:54.000 Finally, I've been fucking looking for a needle in a haystack.

01:44:57.000 ...the expedition on the verge of disaster.

01:44:59.000 Roosevelt and his men had already lost five of their seven canoes and most of their provisions, and one man had perished.

01:45:08.000 What layer is that?

01:45:09.000 You know what's crazy?

01:45:10.000 That's a different guy than my guy.

01:45:12.000 Yeah.

01:45:14.000 So several men have replaced Candace Millard.

01:45:19.000 Yeah, it's like the left really makes us defend things that aren't racist and be like, hey, but when things come up that are racist, like this poor kid, there's like this black kid on Omegle.

01:45:28.000 Just like, hey, how you doing?

01:45:30.000 It's like a chat thing where the video changes like different people.

01:45:33.000 And they're just like, I think this is it.

01:45:36.000 They're like, what's up, nigger?

01:45:38.000 And he's like, what the fuck?

01:45:40.000 It was like so mean.

01:45:42.000 And the kid just seems so nice.

01:45:45.000 Maybe, I don't know if this is it exactly, but there's one.

01:45:49.000 You need to get a haircut and nigga.

01:45:51.000 What the fuck?

01:45:51.000 You're wife.

01:45:52.000 That'd be his phone.

01:45:53.000 This wasn't the kid.

01:45:54.000 It was just like a real sweet.

01:45:55.000 Yeah, I don't know.

01:45:56.000 I'm not sure I'm going to count that.

01:45:57.000 That's people swearing, really.

01:46:00.000 Just being mean and swearing, which is what they do.

01:46:03.000 Yeah.

01:46:05.000 I thought this was funny.

01:46:06.000 We're celebrating women, right?

01:46:09.000 They don't celebrate Candace Miller.

01:46:11.000 Every time they celebrate women, it's for something gay like fashion.

01:46:15.000 It's a woman who makes a t-shirt, and some of the money goes to climate change.

01:46:23.000 Or soap or candles.

01:46:25.000 But look at this success.

01:46:27.000 It's never being a housewife.

01:46:29.000 Hey, she raised five kids.

01:46:32.000 She built a wonderful, loving home, and they're all successful, and they're all educated, and they're all going to get happily married.

01:46:38.000 And there's been no drug use by any of the kids.

01:46:42.000 Go to 2.8.

01:46:43.000 What are you waiting for?

01:46:45.000 Join us as we celebrate these inspiring women for Women's Equality Day.

01:46:50.000 And you go, okay, they're honoring two amazing female trailblazers.

01:46:55.000 Oh, what did you do?

01:46:57.000 Well, one of them has a company called Uprisers, a first-of-its-kind brand where fashion meets activism.

01:47:04.000 That's never been done.

01:47:05.000 Have you ever heard of that?

01:47:07.000 Fashion and activism?

01:47:09.000 You mean like a t-shirt with a slogan?

01:47:11.000 I don't think that's ever been done.

01:47:13.000 But also, new feature, there's community at the core.

01:47:18.000 It was founded by Michelle K. Handabusa, who is a fucking smoke show, by the way.

01:47:24.000 That's my type right there.

01:47:26.000 In 2019, the brand is based in L.A., but transmits powerful messages globally, disrupting social norms and amplifying diverse stories.

01:47:36.000 Like, that's just so useless.

01:47:40.000 What a pile of useless garbage.

01:47:43.000 Uprisers has fueled campaigns such as Mang Dang Morinx to challenge traditional beauty standards, and hate is a virus.

01:47:52.000 So everyone is beautiful, and you shouldn't hate people.

01:47:55.000 Wow.

01:47:56.000 To combat racism and xenophobia during the pandemic, this isn't just streetwear.

01:48:00.000 It's streetwear with a purpose.

01:48:01.000 A microphone for the underrepresented, paving the road for progress.

01:48:06.000 Maybe she touches on, I can't tell if she's part Asian.

01:48:10.000 Maybe she touches on the violence against Asians, which is a very unfortunate place to go for the left because it ends up being anti-black.

01:48:18.000 Sorry.

01:48:19.000 Nazi skinheads are not shoving Asians down the stairs of the subway in New York.

01:48:23.000 It's deranged black assholes.

01:48:27.000 That's a good name for a band.

01:48:28.000 Deranged black assholes?

01:48:29.000 Yeah, that's pretty sick.

01:48:31.000 All right, let's see what this girl does.

01:48:32.000 Gritty and Pink.

01:48:33.000 What are you up to, Shira?

01:48:35.000 The future of music is female and freelance.

01:48:39.000 What?

01:48:40.000 Freelance?

01:48:41.000 As opposed to what?

01:48:42.000 Working for Music Co.?

01:48:44.000 That's what makes Gritty in Pink a community of diverse women creators in the music industry.

01:48:50.000 Oh, so you're not freelance.

01:48:51.000 You're part of a group so strong.

01:48:53.000 Shira Yevin's mission is equitable and her drive is radical.

01:48:58.000 Okay, what does she do?

01:49:00.000 From Crashing Warped Tour, a male-dominated music festival with her band Shira Girl and a pink RV.

01:49:09.000 Are you following this?

01:49:11.000 Yeah.

01:49:11.000 So Warped Tour has a bunch of popular punk bands on it.

01:49:15.000 If there's a chick punk band like L7, they'd love to have them on.

01:49:20.000 We want to sell more tickets.

01:49:21.000 Do you honestly think that Warped Tour run by a weird bisexual fat Mexican, Fat Mike, is going to be like, sorry, no checks.

01:49:30.000 That's one of my...

01:49:34.000 Fat Mike is a cross-dresser.

01:49:36.000 I don't think he's excluding any woman.

01:49:38.000 And then the fact that her tour bus is pink, like what?

01:49:44.000 Are there people going, whoa, whoa, whoa, not on my watch.

01:49:50.000 What?

01:49:50.000 That's your idea of rebellion?

01:49:52.000 Look at her face, too.

01:49:53.000 Yeah, that's right.

01:49:54.000 I'm the one who drove a pink RV to Warped Tour and played on stage at the No Woman Allowed Music Festival.

01:50:01.000 They're dying for chicks.

01:50:04.000 And I got some bad news for you.

01:50:05.000 Not one person noticed the pink RV.

01:50:08.000 Not one person even blinked.

01:50:10.000 No, they're probably like, that's Paramore or something.

01:50:12.000 That's cool.

01:50:13.000 Yeah.

01:50:14.000 What is it?

01:50:14.000 Oh, it looks like a nice RV.

01:50:16.000 To hosting Instagram Live fundraiser during lockdown.

01:50:19.000 Whoa, you can't do that.

01:50:21.000 She's always made power moves to push progress.

01:50:24.000 Now, within Pink, Shira's ready to capitalize on the market.

01:50:28.000 That sounds good.

01:50:29.000 With a network That caters to diverse women freelancers and elevates the entire music industry.

01:50:35.000 But what?

01:50:37.000 By promoting female bands?

01:50:40.000 Why?

01:50:41.000 She's punk, she's pink, and she's fearlessly in pursuit of change.

01:50:47.000 Wow, thanks.

01:50:49.000 Isn't it funny how those all-female WeWork stations ended up in utter chaos?

01:50:55.000 We're just animals at the end of the day.

01:50:57.000 What do they do with cows on farms?

01:50:59.000 They put a bull there.

01:51:00.000 Oh, to have sex with him and procreate?

01:51:02.000 No.

01:51:03.000 No, they've already had their kids.

01:51:04.000 The bull just seems to stabilize the cows.

01:51:07.000 What do they do at turkey farms?

01:51:09.000 They have one male turkey there.

01:51:11.000 Is that called a rooster?

01:51:12.000 I don't know.

01:51:13.000 A turkey rooster?

01:51:14.000 He sits there and it just seems to calm them.

01:51:16.000 When women are left to their own devices, they get petty.

01:51:19.000 They start backstabbing.

01:51:20.000 Look that up.

01:51:20.000 Female WeWork turned into gossip, backstabbing, mean girls.

01:51:24.000 They had to shut it down.

01:51:27.000 I have a funny feeling that's going to happen to your in-pink pushing for punk progress.

01:51:34.000 The real reason that it shut down.

01:51:36.000 You know, if punk needs one thing, it's less progress.

01:51:40.000 just become a PC feminist communist shithole place.

01:51:53.000 Jesus.

01:51:54.000 Can you just get to the point, please?

01:51:56.000 Go, go, go back.

01:51:58.000 But in the world of white-collar pressure, it's hard to imagine what's going to be gained by pretending there's going to be some kind of women solidarity in the office.

01:52:04.000 At some point, younger women are going to have to figure out how to get the knowledge and workplace skills they need from men, too.

01:52:09.000 You're going to first anyway.

01:52:12.000 You want to go on Amigo?

01:52:14.000 I'd love to go on Amigo.

01:52:16.000 Should we do it after the show, or do you want to meetle in Dallas?

01:52:20.000 Oh.

01:52:21.000 No, not that.

01:52:22.000 Like this.

01:52:25.000 Hey.

01:52:25.000 F19 Instagram.

01:52:31.000 That was on my to-do list when you were gone fix your fucking internet.

01:52:34.000 I gotta stop saying the F-word this show.

01:52:36.000 Sorry.

01:52:37.000 You chat.

01:52:39.000 Pull your dick out.

01:52:40.000 Hey.

01:52:42.000 Why are people shutting you down?

01:52:44.000 Just the second they see you, they just kill it?

01:52:46.000 Maybe they want you?

01:52:48.000 Oops.

01:52:49.000 Yeah, like I could make it your camera.

01:52:51.000 I remember this was big in the 90s.

01:52:53.000 Hello?

01:52:54.000 Hi.

01:52:55.000 Hello.

01:52:56.000 Hi.

01:52:57.000 How do we know this isn't a kid?

01:52:59.000 They have to click a thing that says that they're over 18.

01:53:03.000 You're under control.

01:53:04.000 Okay, that's you're boring.

01:53:06.000 You stink.

01:53:08.000 Your life sucks.

01:53:11.000 He's right.

01:53:13.000 You're stupid.

01:53:13.000 Get a job.

01:53:14.000 Go work at McDonald's.

01:53:15.000 Anything.

01:53:16.000 How do you skip the person?

01:53:18.000 Make a filet of fish.

01:53:20.000 Get out of my life.

01:53:22.000 Stop putting your shitty life in my awesome life.

01:53:24.000 Hey, from Hong Kong?

01:53:26.000 Oh, Nihao.

01:53:27.000 Nihao, sure, sir.

01:53:28.000 Smash the subscribe.

01:53:32.000 Yeah.

01:53:32.000 Oh, this is hot fire.

01:53:36.000 Stand with Hong Kong against the CC.

01:53:38.000 Why do they click away so fast?

01:53:39.000 Oh, my chopped liver.

01:53:41.000 Hello, buddy.

01:53:42.000 Hello.

01:53:42.000 How are you?

01:53:44.000 Are you in Mumbai?

01:53:46.000 I'm fine.

01:53:47.000 You're where?

01:53:49.000 I'm in Dubai.

01:53:50.000 Oh, Dubai.

01:53:51.000 Are you allowed to drink alcohol?

01:53:56.000 Yeah, you want to see boys?

01:53:57.000 Wait.

01:53:58.000 Boys.

01:54:00.000 Wait, wait.

01:54:00.000 Do you want to see boys?

01:54:02.000 Yes, say hi.

01:54:05.000 Hey, guys.

01:54:06.000 Life must suck if you can't drink booze.

01:54:09.000 Hey, didn't they have a lot of slavery there like a year ago?

01:54:14.000 Oh, my God.

01:54:15.000 The turd world is getting worse.

01:54:18.000 Kika Chele, y'all.

01:54:20.000 TikTok?

01:54:20.000 Tikka?

01:54:22.000 What the fuck you want?

01:54:24.000 Oh, gosh.

01:54:25.000 I'm telling you what I want.

01:54:27.000 I want some Jabbuti, buddy.

01:54:32.000 Okay, that's enough of that.

01:54:34.000 I want some Jabbuti, buddy.

01:54:37.000 Bye.

01:54:38.000 Bye-bye.

01:54:40.000 Shukriya, Khudafis.

01:54:42.000 Pretty cool language, I'm not going to lie.

01:54:43.000 This is awesome.

01:54:44.000 Speaking of chicks being dudes, this is so good.

01:54:48.000 I showed my daughter this the second I saw it.

01:54:50.000 I went through their whole TikTok.

01:54:52.000 Don't worry.

01:54:52.000 Don't waste your time going through their TikTok.

01:54:54.000 Nothing is even close to as good as this.

01:55:05.000 Done.

01:55:06.000 What the fuck?

01:55:07.000 You're kidding.

01:55:13.000 Worst table imaginable.

01:55:16.000 Wait, they use a table book as a coaster for the vase?

01:55:20.000 So it must be the wobbliest thing on earth.

01:55:24.000 It's a thin piece of plywood and then four cylindrical plastic tubes.

01:55:29.000 So I can't think of a way you would fasten those where this is going to be a stable table.

01:55:34.000 Right?

01:55:34.000 Would you make your own pants too?

01:55:38.000 And then she makes this wobbly piece of shit and then she covers it in like plaster that she glues shells.

01:55:44.000 She sticks shells to it.

01:55:46.000 So when you touch this thing, imagine it's all like wobbly and then it's all textured.

01:55:51.000 Like you couldn't sign anything on that table.

01:55:55.000 She wanted a table, so I made one.

01:55:57.000 No, you didn't, really.

01:55:58.000 If your arms are sweaty, like the paint starts coming off on your forearms.

01:56:02.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:56:03.000 Every time you lift up your sweaty arm, there's a big white cocaine stain.

01:56:08.000 Look at that big fucking mess.

01:56:10.000 Like it would be a shitty table even in the background of a play as a set piece.

01:56:16.000 It would take you out of it.

01:56:17.000 Yeah.

01:56:19.000 Why are there shells on it?

01:56:20.000 It's a beach table?

01:56:23.000 What is that?

01:56:25.000 I love how arrogant she is.

01:56:27.000 I'm a tough guy.

01:56:28.000 Where'd her tips go?

01:56:29.000 Top surgery, dude.

01:56:33.000 Wow.

01:56:34.000 Amazing.

01:56:35.000 Officially very, very gay is the name of it.

01:56:39.000 Yesterday with Anthony, we were talking about female cops.

01:56:44.000 Here's how much they're respected out in the hood and how much they're seen as badasses you need to listen to.

01:56:55.000 Hello.

01:56:55.000 It does sound pretty good.

01:56:57.000 We'll have to go to another location.

01:56:58.000 Yeah, we'd probably hit Battle Creek.

01:57:00.000 There we go.

01:57:01.000 Yeah, we can do that.

01:57:02.000 Go to battle creep.

01:57:03.000 Yeah, the spicy chip.

01:57:08.000 Are we not being verbal split?

01:57:09.000 That's not a good idea.

01:57:10.000 We're just trying to have a conversation.

01:57:11.000 We're trying to yell at you guys.

01:57:13.000 I do like the crunch rap supreme.

01:57:15.000 I like the cheesey baby rice.

01:57:21.000 I like the burrito supreme.

01:57:23.000 That's good.

01:57:26.000 There's two things going on here.

01:57:28.000 One, there's female cops.

01:57:29.000 Two, we don't have wood shampoo anymore.

01:57:32.000 If we had wood shampoo, these guys would be like, yes, officer.

01:57:35.000 Right.

01:57:36.000 They know nothing's going to happen.

01:57:37.000 We have castrated the police, and it's not just by adding people who don't have testicles.

01:57:43.000 And the thing is, if there was like a lady lady, you would respect her and be like, yes, ma'am, hello, ma'am.

01:57:48.000 But these are like chicks that want to be dudes, so you can't really take them.

01:57:51.000 No, I wouldn't respect.

01:57:52.000 If she had long blonde hair and lipstick on, I still wouldn't respect that cop.

01:57:57.000 Any cop I can beat up, I don't respect.

01:58:00.000 This is so funny.

01:58:02.000 Josh's comment there, this is the only way 1A.

01:58:06.000 Don't take away my 1A.

01:58:09.000 Yeah, this is an extra sour cream.

01:58:12.000 I always add extra sour cream, so that puts it overside.

01:58:15.000 Yeah, really it does.

01:58:17.000 This is one simple burrito that I can make at home for like 50 cents.

01:58:20.000 Right, right.

01:58:21.000 Crazy.

01:58:22.000 It is crazy.

01:58:23.000 Totally insane.

01:58:25.000 Gentlemen, can we have a conversation about what's going on?

01:58:31.000 Okay, remember the mom from Itanya?

01:58:35.000 I never saw it, but everybody did it.

01:58:38.000 Itanya mom.

01:58:40.000 She was a compulsive smoker.

01:58:43.000 The actress did an incredible job.

01:58:45.000 It's a really good movie.

01:58:46.000 But my favorite takeaway from that movie, by the way, is the depiction of the Academy of Figure Skating is they're total snobs and they don't let working class people in.

01:58:54.000 Then they let Tanya in and she proceeds to bludgeon her competition.

01:58:59.000 In other words, the snobs were right.

01:59:01.000 I think Sonia and his mother.

01:59:02.000 Isn't that unfortunate?

01:59:04.000 Like the story is a lot more heroic if they don't let this working class girl in.

01:59:09.000 She gets in, she kicks ass, and she's the greatest figure skater ever.

01:59:13.000 No kneecapping.

01:59:14.000 But there was kneecapping.

01:59:16.000 So they invited in white trash and white trash trash shit happened.

01:59:21.000 Oops.

01:59:22.000 Bad for the narrative.

01:59:24.000 You think Sonia Henney's mother loved her?

01:59:27.000 Anyway, are you scared of that woman?

01:59:28.000 Poor fucking you.

01:59:30.000 I don't know if you better be because she's going to kick your ass in the new Netflix movie, Lou.

01:59:37.000 There she is.

01:59:38.000 I wish I could say that some good came from what I did.

01:59:42.000 Oh, the people you killed when you were a Navy SEAL?

01:59:46.000 I left the world a more dangerous place.

01:59:48.000 Why you gotta drive so goddamn fast?

01:59:57.000 When you know there's a child nearby, world's not a playground.

02:00:00.000 Teach a kid to look out for herself.

02:00:04.000 She's right, by the way.

02:00:06.000 Girl that age should not be near a road.

02:00:09.000 I'm just gonna go flip the breaker.

02:00:17.000 Can't see, but it's raining and her kids get the black kids getting kidnapped.

02:00:23.000 So Lou shows up, Itanya's mom.

02:00:26.000 Who did?

02:00:27.000 In the woods of the west.

02:00:31.000 That man did it.

02:00:32.000 That guy's what, like 29 years old, good shape.

02:00:36.000 So she's tracking him now.

02:00:39.000 She tracks him.

02:00:40.000 Finds him in no time, by the way.

02:00:43.000 Well, at least in the trailer.

02:00:44.000 Disappeared.

02:00:45.000 Uh, and this is Stop.

02:00:49.000 So you just saw her smoking a cigarette, right?

02:00:51.000 She was also in a sitcom, I think, for a while.

02:00:53.000 She's a good actress, but no one on earth is intimidated by her because she's not strong, because she's an old lady.

02:01:00.000 Oh, yeah?

02:01:02.000 Hit it.

02:01:03.000 Hit it.

02:01:09.000 Where is he taking her?

02:01:12.000 She's not even winded.

02:01:15.000 Things escalated.

02:01:22.000 Yeah, right.

02:01:24.000 And here's another ridiculous moment.

02:01:27.000 Like Nick DiPaulo said, you know, my suspension of disbelief has a hernia.

02:01:34.000 Watching Charlie Starone beat the living shit out of 20 Russian mobsters.

02:01:39.000 Or how about guys heavily armored?

02:01:42.000 Look at this.

02:01:42.000 This was sent in by a baby monster.

02:01:44.000 Thanks for the submission.

02:01:45.000 This is unbelievable.

02:01:49.000 Uh-oh.

02:01:51.000 What are you doing, dude?

02:01:52.000 Don't do that.

02:01:53.000 Why are you unleashing the tiger?

02:01:55.000 What?

02:01:56.000 You're all gonna die.

02:01:58.000 Step forward.

02:02:00.000 Uh-oh.

02:02:02.000 You mess with the wrong 100-pound girl.

02:02:07.000 You ready for this?

02:02:08.000 Oh, I'm ready, alright.

02:02:09.000 Ow!

02:02:15.000 Look at the cuts they have to do.

02:02:17.000 Look, she just...

02:02:23.000 And they just went in.

02:02:26.000 They're like six foot four, 250-pound men.

02:02:30.000 Get in there.

02:02:34.000 How stupid is that?

02:02:41.000 Step forward.

02:02:42.000 Wait, why are you showing it again?

02:02:43.000 It loops.

02:02:44.000 Oh, we got the joke.

02:02:48.000 I thought this was funny.

02:02:49.000 Some weird.

02:02:50.000 Oh, get off it.

02:02:53.000 Just touching glass.

02:02:55.000 It was a point.

02:02:56.000 out Well, someone threw me off their boat!

02:03:09.000 Did you see her?

02:03:11.000 We saw nothing.

02:03:14.000 I like the music.

02:03:19.000 Oh, I saw this.

02:03:20.000 Another baby monster sent in this movie, Interceptor.

02:03:24.000 See if you can pull it up.

02:03:26.000 It's like, it's obviously annoying because she's the toughest Green Beret Super soldier, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

02:03:33.000 But they got some chick from Spain.

02:03:35.000 So she's like, I'm ready for anything.

02:03:38.000 What are you going to do, you guys?

02:03:40.000 I'm totally ready to totally get down and get all this stuff that's bad.

02:03:44.000 Are you ready for an English grammar quiz?

02:03:48.000 I don't think you are.

02:03:49.000 Are you ready to say dancing instead of dancing?

02:03:52.000 Everyone wants to be anywhere but here.

02:03:56.000 We're the only interceptor platform protecting you from a nuclear missile attack.

02:04:01.000 Megan McCain.

02:04:02.000 We have a situation.

02:04:04.000 Unauthorized missive removal.

02:04:06.000 What the hell's going on up there?

02:04:11.000 Go for this.

02:04:12.000 Don't worry about me, sir.

02:04:14.000 Interceptor, what is your standing?

02:04:17.000 Seven terrorists seized our vessel.

02:04:19.000 And they tried the command center.

02:04:22.000 Seize your what?

02:04:23.000 Your visal?

02:04:24.000 Everyone else on this vessel.

02:04:25.000 And we control 16 nuclear missiles.

02:04:28.000 I need to disable your command center, so I will be getting into that room.

02:04:32.000 Get mounted.

02:04:33.000 You want this room?

02:04:37.000 Come and get it.

02:04:39.000 What?

02:04:40.000 Say what?

02:04:40.000 Come and get it?

02:04:42.000 Come and get it.

02:04:43.000 You want in this room?

02:04:44.000 Come and get it.

02:04:45.000 That move's supposed to look flawless and effortless, by the way.

02:04:48.000 Come and get it.

02:04:51.000 Is that your first attempt at trying to blow it?

02:04:53.000 Damn.

02:04:54.000 That sucked.

02:04:55.000 Here's women really being violent in real life.

02:04:58.000 So this silly little 18-year-old is harassing Marjorie Taylor Greene, and she gets in her face.

02:05:05.000 And so Marjorie Taylor Greene sort of kicks her out of the way because she's a strong personality who doesn't like people in her face.

02:05:14.000 And so that becomes the takeaway.

02:05:17.000 Look her up, Mariana Pecora.

02:05:19.000 And then she starts screaming and crying about how she was attacked by MTG.

02:05:24.000 And they go, well, you were looking for it.

02:05:26.000 And then her reaction is, I'm 18.

02:05:30.000 Okay, then don't go harassing politicians and getting in their face.

02:05:34.000 These foolish cowards want the government to take away guns and the rights of parents to defend children in schools.

02:05:39.000 You have to be an idiot to think gun control will create a utopian society where criminals disarm themselves and obey the law.

02:05:45.000 So this silly girl, and I'm fine with 18-year-olds thinking that, she says that, you know, gun school shootings are because we allow guns in America.

02:05:53.000 Meanwhile, the guns are there.

02:05:56.000 Can we have some good guys with guns, please?

02:05:59.000 I like his tie.

02:06:01.000 You're getting shot.

02:06:03.000 You're helping kids.

02:06:04.000 That's not a child.

02:06:05.000 No, I'm not.

02:06:07.000 No, you're helping.

02:06:08.000 Every coward is what you call it.

02:06:10.000 You're the one running away.

02:06:12.000 You're the one running away.

02:06:14.000 That stops people.

02:06:16.000 Oh, yeah.

02:06:16.000 What does gun rights do for all the kids who keep getting shot in school?

02:06:20.000 How am I a coward?

02:06:21.000 Representative.

02:06:23.000 Am I scared of guns?

02:06:28.000 Shame on you.

02:06:29.000 Shame on you.

02:06:32.000 His bodyguard shouldn't have his phone in his hand.

02:06:36.000 This is not a bodyguard.

02:06:37.000 No, no, no.

02:06:38.000 It's not.

02:06:38.000 I don't think you like that.

02:06:39.000 You know what?

02:06:40.000 You're not a bodyguard.

02:06:42.000 That way you can give up your Second Amendment rights.

02:06:45.000 So do you and I keep their accounts?

02:06:46.000 So do you like living in a country where kids keep getting shot before dying?

02:06:51.000 We need access to this.

02:06:52.000 My son wanted Crocs and Birkenstocks.

02:06:54.000 And I said, there's no Crocs, stocks, or dreadlocks in this house.

02:06:58.000 And he goes, why?

02:06:59.000 I go, what if someone slaps your girl?

02:07:01.000 And he goes, so I can't have a pair of shoes because I can't fight in them?

02:07:04.000 Yes.

02:07:05.000 And I go, yeah.

02:07:07.000 Correct.

02:07:08.000 Yep.

02:07:09.000 He goes, I'm not going to get in a fight in probably five years.

02:07:11.000 And I go, well, that's good.

02:07:14.000 That'll be very lucky.

02:07:15.000 But we don't plan for things that aren't going to happen.

02:07:18.000 We plan for things happening.

02:07:22.000 Aren't you the turist?

02:07:23.000 And then I was like, I want you by my side.

02:07:25.000 If I get into a fight, you're taller than me now.

02:07:27.000 Right.

02:07:29.000 What if someone slaps my girl?

02:07:32.000 Yeah, you're the guy that said that the insurrection must get the driven turrest, right?

02:07:35.000 No, yes, I. You want to know what's going on?

02:07:37.000 That was you.

02:07:38.000 That was the occupant of the Second World.

02:07:44.000 The Second Amendment is the one that believes in the moment.

02:07:49.000 How does the Second Amendment prevent gun violence?

02:07:51.000 Pretty easy, you.

02:07:52.000 I don't know.

02:07:52.000 Let's Google it.

02:07:53.000 Google it.

02:07:54.000 It's blocking America Congress.

02:07:59.000 Excuse me, ma'am.

02:08:00.000 You're mixed with me.

02:08:01.000 Laughing is so annoying.

02:08:03.000 What guy's got the black watch tartan tie?

02:08:06.000 That's McKinnis Tartan.

02:08:08.000 Is it?

02:08:08.000 Oh, shit.

02:08:09.000 Similar.

02:08:11.000 Laughing.

02:08:11.000 There's the kicking thing.

02:08:14.000 You should just flat tired her.

02:08:18.000 So this became a big thing.

02:08:19.000 The reason I bring that up is because we watch these women kick the living shit out of everyone.

02:08:23.000 And in real life, one of them gets kicked after standing in the way of a politician.

02:08:28.000 And it's a massive deal.

02:08:29.000 This has been her beat for a while.

02:08:30.000 This is the same lady, same reporter.

02:08:33.000 I guess she was 17 because this was a year ago, May 13th.

02:08:37.000 And reporting on Marjorie Taylor Greene again.

02:08:41.000 So, man, she's just up her ass.

02:08:44.000 It's about time.

02:08:46.000 Marjorie Taylor Greene is one of the only brave people in Washington.

02:08:51.000 Paul Gosar, of course, the Rand Paul family.

02:08:57.000 But they represent less than half a percent of politicians.

02:09:04.000 And it's great to see her out there.

02:09:05.000 I'm glad she's working with Milo.

02:09:10.000 This is considered racist abuse, by the way, 3-4.

02:09:14.000 Everything you have.

02:09:15.000 Oh, yeah.

02:09:16.000 So this is similar.

02:09:17.000 That 18-year-old is freaking out about the kick.

02:09:19.000 Everyone is freaking out about this attack where this senator from, I think, Tennessee or something brutally attacked this woman and screamed and yelled at her and called her boo, which is racist.

02:09:33.000 They say he's abbreviating jigaboo.

02:09:37.000 No, he is sarcastically calling her his boo, meaning his girlfriend.

02:09:42.000 He's being facetious.

02:09:44.000 And he says she wants to end fossil fuels and replace it with, I don't know, solar.

02:09:49.000 And he's like, it's not just cars, dummy.

02:09:52.000 It's this pen.

02:09:55.000 It's this shirt.

02:09:57.000 You have.

02:09:58.000 Your clothes, your glasses, The car you got her on, your phone, the table you're sitting at, the chair, the carpet under your feet, everything you've got is petrochemical products.

02:10:09.000 What would you do with that?

02:10:11.000 Tell the world.

02:10:12.000 If I had that power in the world, actually, I don't need that power because what I would do is ask you, sir, from Louisiana from Louisiana to search your heart and understand why the EPA knows the toxic petrochemical facilities and some of the most toxic polluting facilities in the world and are killing black people throughout Louisiana.

02:10:39.000 So my first thing would be you to search your heart and ask your God what you are doing to the black people.

02:10:47.000 It's our God.

02:10:47.000 I make no apologies about Louisiana.

02:10:50.000 That would be my first step.

02:10:52.000 Everything you ask.

02:10:54.000 So the backlash against him was crazy because he abused her.

02:11:01.000 Did that seem remotely abusive to you?

02:11:04.000 I just watched a bunch of movies where women invited terrorists to try to take nuclear facilities where they hunted down kidnappers and killed those involved.

02:11:15.000 You can't answer a question about petrochemicals?

02:11:19.000 Anyway, on a high note, young girls are not falling for this bullshit.

02:11:23.000 They know that being a girl boss is cringe.

02:11:25.000 They know they can't fight.

02:11:26.000 And they're learning that babies are cute.

02:11:32.000 Being a woman is insanity.

02:11:34.000 Just smelling this little helpless, warm loaf of bread makes me want to breastfeed the whole nation.

02:11:46.000 It makes me want to pop out 12 kids and name them McKinsley, Kinsley, Brick, and Aspen.

02:11:55.000 There is some kind of governmental chemicals in this cranium that make women go rabid.

02:12:02.000 Like, why am I lactating?

02:12:06.000 This is not my baby.

02:12:08.000 But I get it.

02:12:09.000 Like, y'all, I want one.

02:12:14.000 Being a woman is insane.

02:12:16.000 You know what she reminded me of?

02:12:17.000 The whole burning desire you have to eat them.

02:12:20.000 I remember my wife and I with babies, we'd have their legs, and she'd be like, this is a good ham hock.

02:12:27.000 This would be good with butter.

02:12:28.000 You just fry that up.

02:12:29.000 This is delicious.

02:12:32.000 Are you like that with yours?

02:12:33.000 Yeah, it's hard to just enjoy her without like going, yeah.

02:12:37.000 You just want to get some butter on this.

02:12:39.000 This is going to be delicious.

02:12:40.000 They should have a service where they make a cake of your child that's really realistic.

02:12:46.000 Wait, they have those baby cakes.

02:12:47.000 They're disturbing.

02:12:48.000 You never seen those baby cakes?

02:12:51.000 No.

02:12:52.000 Cake that looks like baby.

02:12:55.000 When they cut it, it starts getting a little disturbing.

02:12:58.000 Yeah, it's up to the actual penetration of the skin that it's cute.

02:13:06.000 Oh.

02:13:07.000 No, I don't want this.

02:13:08.000 Yeah, the stop, stop, stop, no, no, no.

02:13:09.000 I don't like that.

02:13:12.000 Not fun.

02:13:12.000 In theory, it's cute.

02:13:13.000 Oh, wait, look at this.

02:13:14.000 This is what fucking...

02:13:16.000 Uh...

02:13:30.000 They're probably like, what the fuck is a baby doing here?

02:13:32.000 Say bye baby!

02:13:38.000 Oh, I didn't know your baby was such a snob.

02:13:41.000 Ha ha ha ha ha!

02:13:47.000 That face was funny.

02:13:48.000 He was loving it.

02:13:50.000 All right, one more of women realizing that being magic is kind of cool.

02:13:57.000 I can't eat this, but how exciting is it to smell it?

02:14:04.000 I can't eat this, but how exciting is it?

02:14:07.000 All right, let's jump to my pet Biden.

02:14:10.000 He's back in the news, folks.

02:14:12.000 Biden, baby.

02:14:13.000 Back in the news.

02:14:16.000 Biden.

02:14:17.000 On him I can depend.

02:14:21.000 Biden.

02:14:23.000 President.

02:14:24.000 He's big and foolish.

02:14:25.000 Sleepy.

02:14:26.000 But a friendly monster, too.

02:14:29.000 My cat.

02:14:30.000 Biden.

02:14:30.000 Wait, that doesn't rhyme.

02:14:39.000 Everyone likes to show this clip and talk about how incoherent he is.

02:14:43.000 And I like that too.

02:14:45.000 I speak Joe Biden, so I'll be translating this for you.

02:14:48.000 But no one's talking about the fact that he compared himself to a fly.

02:14:56.000 I'm useless.

02:14:57.000 I'm nothing.

02:14:58.000 I'm basically a fly.

02:14:59.000 You could do that.

02:15:00.000 But he does it more on an intellectual level.

02:15:03.000 Like a fly is his peer, which is not good.

02:15:08.000 You should not be in the same class as flies.

02:15:11.000 You shouldn't be in any animal or insect class.

02:15:14.000 But if you're going to choose one, choose like a owl or a dolphin or something that's known as smart.

02:15:20.000 Don't choose a fly.

02:15:22.000 Anyway, take it away, 60 minutes.

02:15:25.000 You are the oldest president ever.

02:15:27.000 Pretty good shape, huh?

02:15:29.000 Which leads to my next question.

02:15:31.000 You are more aware of this than anyone.

02:15:34.000 Some people ask whether you are fit for the job.

02:15:38.000 And when you hear that, I wonder what you think.

02:15:42.000 Watch me.

02:15:45.000 No, honest to God.

02:15:46.000 That's all I think.

02:15:47.000 Stop.

02:15:48.000 That's not how you say watch me.

02:15:52.000 Don't believe me, just watch.

02:15:53.000 What do you say to people who think you're not qualified for the job?

02:15:56.000 Watch me.

02:15:56.000 No, that response is, what do you say to people who say you can't do the job?

02:16:01.000 Then you go, oh yeah, watch me.

02:16:04.000 It's the wrong answer.

02:16:06.000 He's got the question wrong.

02:16:10.000 Watch me.

02:16:11.000 Watch me.

02:16:11.000 What do you say to people who think you're not mentally competent?

02:16:14.000 I say, watch what I do.

02:16:16.000 I'll prove it.

02:16:18.000 But just watch me?

02:16:19.000 That's like, you can't jump over that creek.

02:16:22.000 It's too wide.

02:16:23.000 Oh yeah, watch me.

02:16:25.000 Anyway.

02:16:27.000 Level of mental acuity then?

02:16:30.000 Do you think I don't have the energy level or the mental acuity then?

02:16:34.000 I don't have the energy level or the mental acuity then, then, you know, that's one thing.

02:16:41.000 It's another thing of just watching and, you know, keep my schedule, do what I'm doing.

02:16:46.000 I think that, you know.

02:16:49.000 If they think I don't have the mental acuity, that's one thing.

02:16:52.000 It's another thing for me to just, Like the one thing, two thing is it's one thing to want to ride a horse because you have to get somewhere.

02:17:05.000 It's another thing to be constantly using horses for labor till they die of heat exhaustion.

02:17:10.000 I'm not against people working with horses, but there's levels to how much you work them.

02:17:15.000 That's the one thing, two thing.

02:17:17.000 It's not, there's one thing where people think I'm an asshole.

02:17:20.000 It's another thing for me to do my job and work hard.

02:17:23.000 What?

02:17:24.000 That's not a list.

02:17:25.000 That's not how lists work.

02:17:27.000 First of all, I don't even like what you're saying.

02:17:29.000 And PS, something else.

02:17:34.000 No, the proper Joe Biden response would be, and PS, all the above.

02:17:42.000 When I sit down with our NATO allies and keep them together, I don't have them saying, wait a minute, what did they say?

02:17:49.000 You know, I mean, it's a matter of, you know, that old expression, the proof of the puddings in the eating.

02:17:55.000 I mean, this is all.

02:17:56.000 I respect the fact that people would say, you know, you're old.

02:18:01.000 But I think it relates to how much energy you have and whether or not the job you're doing is one consistent with what any person of any age would be able to do.

02:18:11.000 Stop.

02:18:12.000 That was all good.

02:18:12.000 Yeah, yeah.

02:18:13.000 That was Adderall kicking in.

02:18:14.000 I don't know what they shot him with.

02:18:17.000 Take it easy on that old fucking ticker, dude.

02:18:19.000 A man of your age shouldn't be having that much amphetamines, but I'm fine with all that.

02:18:23.000 That made perfect sense.

02:18:24.000 Good.

02:18:25.000 Congratulations.

02:18:26.000 You said a sentence.

02:18:29.000 What would you say your mental focus is?

02:18:32.000 Oh, it's focused.

02:18:35.000 I think it's.

02:18:36.000 I haven't.

02:18:37.000 Look, I have trouble even mentioning, even saying to myself my own head, the number of years.

02:18:43.000 I no more think of myself as being as old as I am than fly.

02:18:48.000 I mean, it's just not.

02:18:51.000 Stop.

02:18:52.000 I don't even say to myself, I don't even think of the number of years.

02:18:56.000 No one says that about their own age.

02:18:59.000 I was thinking about the number of years.

02:19:00.000 What do you mean the number of years you've been alive?

02:19:02.000 That's not how people describe their own age.

02:19:04.000 They say, my age.

02:19:06.000 So he's saying, I don't even think about my age.

02:19:10.000 And then he says, just like, you know, a fly doesn't think about it.

02:19:14.000 A fly doesn't think, moron.

02:19:17.000 All a fly does, and a house fly, I think, lives for about a week.

02:19:21.000 All a fly does is fly around, barf on some shit, and eat it.

02:19:26.000 That's it.

02:19:27.000 Flies don't go, holy shit.

02:19:29.000 So I was born on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday.

02:19:33.000 We have the weekend and I'm going to die.

02:19:35.000 Probably going to die.

02:19:36.000 It's Thursday now.

02:19:37.000 I'll go out front.

02:19:38.000 You know what?

02:19:39.000 I'm going to go out this whole weekend is going to be a major bender because I'm going to die on Monday.

02:19:43.000 Right?

02:19:45.000 What?

02:19:47.000 I think of how old I am about as much as a fly does.

02:19:51.000 There's a fly to slip.

02:19:56.000 P.S. I'm not a fly.

02:20:00.000 I haven't observed anything in terms of there's not things I don't do now that I did before, whether it's physical or mental or anything else.

02:20:09.000 Well, I think you, I remember you used to speak English.

02:20:13.000 I was talking to a proud boy who did four and a half years in prison for getting caught with three little bags of Coke.

02:20:21.000 And it was back in the 90s when Biden was all about throwing everyone in prison for the slightest transgression.

02:20:28.000 Camel Harris was also guilty of that.

02:20:29.000 Biden and Camel were both famous for throwing blacks in jail for stupid drug charges.

02:20:38.000 Is that it for that?

02:20:40.000 Yeah.

02:20:45.000 I heard you were talking shit about me.

02:20:49.000 I tell you, look, I talk shit about you the same as a fly.

02:20:55.000 Does a fly talk shit about you?

02:20:57.000 No.

02:21:00.000 Hey, man, we got nothing to fear, but together we can be strong.

02:21:05.000 America's a country about light.

02:21:07.000 Look.

02:21:07.000 And strength.

02:21:09.000 Come on, man.

02:21:10.000 I love the look.

02:21:11.000 He always says, look, I want to be the look.

02:21:16.000 Look, man.

02:21:17.000 It's not a joke.

02:21:19.000 And this, I don't know if we should include it in my pet Biden, but I demand that you make this a drop every time any kind of racist comes up.

02:21:30.000 Okay.

02:21:32.000 He's white supremacist, Nazi sympathizers, carrying Nazi fags, flags.

02:21:40.000 Juicy needs white supremacists.

02:21:42.000 Juzing.

02:21:43.000 He said juicing right after Nazi fags.

02:21:47.000 I like how he's like a two-man band where he says something retarded, then he shames himself.

02:21:52.000 He's like, what the fuck did you just say?

02:21:53.000 Stupid, that's going to be a drop on GOML.

02:21:56.000 Juicy needs to be.

02:21:57.000 God damn it.

02:21:58.000 Joe.

02:22:00.000 Fucking Joe.

02:22:02.000 He's like Homer Simpson.

02:22:03.000 He gets mad at his brain.

02:22:04.000 He's like Jim Gaviga where he says something.

02:22:06.000 He's like, what did he just say?

02:22:08.000 Reacting to his own shit.

02:22:11.000 Nazi fags.

02:22:13.000 And what's this?

02:22:15.000 I think is it too bright or is that how he thinks?

02:22:18.000 Well, sorry.

02:22:19.000 We need lights on you.

02:22:20.000 You're not allowed to do that.

02:22:22.000 Cornjolio needs TP for his bungalow, man.

02:22:25.000 Come on.

02:22:27.000 What the fuck are you doing, dude?

02:22:30.000 He's like a fly.

02:22:31.000 Where's sunglasses?

02:22:33.000 I worry about how bright it's in here about as much as a fly.

02:22:37.000 This looks so fucking...

02:22:39.000 Like, even the flag behind him looks like...

02:22:42.000 What is that flag?

02:22:43.000 What country is that?

02:22:44.000 Evil Knieveland?

02:22:49.000 You're doing a mental stunt right now.

02:22:51.000 These people out there on motorcycles risking their lives.

02:22:54.000 It's a joke.

02:22:56.000 I'm super Dave, man.

02:22:57.000 These guys are up in the air as much as a fly.

02:23:01.000 Buzzing around on their motorcycles, breaking their limbs.

02:23:05.000 Come on, man.

02:23:07.000 Holy shit.

02:23:07.000 Yeah.

02:23:08.000 What is with the background of all of his videos lately look like Hitler, and then this one looks like he's the president of America 2029.

02:23:16.000 Yeah, that's not even that.

02:23:17.000 Post-three civil wars.

02:23:19.000 My new favorite thing, though, is him trying to leave a podium.

02:23:23.000 He gets lost everywhere he goes.

02:23:25.000 And I said this on Getter.

02:23:27.000 I've noticed that he talks about Jill Biden, like she's the boss, which, by the way, it's a very boomer, but even like silent generation thing.

02:23:38.000 And it doesn't come up anymore.

02:23:40.000 Take my wife, please.

02:23:41.000 It's sort of the opposite of that.

02:23:42.000 And it's like, oh, she's the boss.

02:23:44.000 I'll be sleeping on the couch.

02:23:46.000 People don't talk like that anymore.

02:23:48.000 But so he does this whole like, I'm Joe Biden's husband.

02:23:52.000 She's the boss.

02:23:53.000 And that's a cover.

02:23:54.000 It's a cover for when he's daughtering around and she grabs him and pulls him around.

02:23:58.000 That's embarrassing that he needs that kind of direction.

02:24:00.000 So what he does is he covers it up by going, I just do what I'm told.

02:24:04.000 She's the boss.

02:24:05.000 And it's a false modesty thing that, you know, if you were a fucking quarterback for the Raiders, you might be like, oh, I do what I'm told.

02:24:13.000 She's the boss.

02:24:14.000 You're like, really?

02:24:14.000 You're such a big guy.

02:24:15.000 And that little lady tells you what to do.

02:24:17.000 Oh, you don't get on her wrong side.

02:24:18.000 You'll regret it.

02:24:21.000 But you're not a quarterback.

02:24:23.000 You can't speak English or walk.

02:24:25.000 You shake hands with invisible people and you don't know how to exit a podium.

02:24:31.000 How bad this is.

02:24:33.000 If this was my dad, I would cry.

02:24:37.000 This was my dad, I'd hold him.

02:24:41.000 Mr. President, thank you.

02:24:43.000 Thank you.

02:24:44.000 Who the fuck are you?

02:24:46.000 President.

02:24:48.000 The word thank you seems kind of inadequate.

02:24:51.000 What do you mean?

02:24:54.000 Hey, man, have you got some fish and chips?

02:24:56.000 You just walk through the business.

02:24:57.000 To the communities where life will be transformed.

02:24:58.000 Thank you, sir.

02:24:59.000 The cameraman doesn't know what to do.

02:25:03.000 The guy had to wrap it up because he's like, all right, he's walking away from me.

02:25:05.000 So thank you, Mr. Biden.

02:25:07.000 Mr. President, thank you.

02:25:08.000 And there's several exits.

02:25:11.000 You can turn right.

02:25:12.000 There's a door there.

02:25:13.000 You can come back where I am.

02:25:17.000 And I remember we talked about this with Anthony.

02:25:19.000 I go, someone's got to tell him when you're done, go out here.

02:25:23.000 And he goes, they do.

02:25:24.000 He just forgets.

02:25:27.000 Here's a montage of him trying to exit.

02:25:32.000 I wish he succeeded.

02:25:36.000 I don't like it.

02:25:36.000 I don't enjoy it.

02:25:37.000 This is like when I used to get embarrassed when George W. Bush would talk, and I'd be like, don't say something stupid.

02:25:41.000 Don't say something stupid.

02:25:43.000 This is the same way.

02:25:44.000 I don't enjoy these.

02:25:46.000 Like, I want him to do well.

02:25:48.000 It's for better, for worse, and it's for worse, believe me.

02:25:51.000 He's the leader of the country and the leader of the free world and the leader of the Western world.

02:25:55.000 I want him to have some gravitas and not be a laughingstock.

02:25:59.000 It's not good.

02:26:00.000 Yeah, you think people say, you know, Trump embarrassed the world, man.

02:26:04.000 Maybe that's true, man.

02:26:05.000 But if you think about other countries and say, oh, there's an old feeble man that get away with stuff.

02:26:10.000 We can start bombing him.

02:26:11.000 We're just doing all this stuff.

02:26:12.000 That's not true, man.

02:26:13.000 No, I've seen Ireland to Dubai.

02:26:16.000 The TV is constantly mocking us.

02:26:19.000 Yeah, but you never know what a crazy old man is going to do.

02:26:21.000 Maybe I'll press the button, man.

02:26:23.000 Good.

02:26:24.000 Come on.

02:26:24.000 Blow us up and end this nightmare.

02:26:28.000 Going out with a bang.

02:26:29.000 Big joke.

02:26:29.000 Okay, exit the stage, Joe.

02:26:32.000 Ziggy Isle.

02:26:35.000 What the fuck?

02:26:36.000 That was like two Ziggies.

02:26:40.000 He went from shading his eyes to saluting everyone.

02:26:44.000 All right.

02:26:48.000 Alright?

02:26:50.000 Or do I?

02:26:52.000 No?

02:26:52.000 I'm gonna go this way.

02:26:55.000 Alright.

02:26:56.000 Anyway, this is the exit.

02:26:58.000 Great talking news.

02:26:59.000 Bye-bye.

02:27:02.000 Wait, I thought this was a montage.

02:27:05.000 4-0.

02:27:08.000 Is that summit?

02:27:09.000 Yeah.

02:27:10.000 Okay, oh, okay.

02:27:11.000 They're in different areas.

02:27:17.000 Alright, to your right.

02:27:19.000 Now you're going to your old left.

02:27:25.000 Oh, at least there's stairs there.

02:27:26.000 Okay.

02:27:27.000 That was initially the wrong direction.

02:27:29.000 May God protect our troops.

02:27:31.000 Thank you for listening.

02:27:32.000 Why are you holding a microphone in front of two microphones?

02:27:40.000 What do we do here?

02:27:42.000 Where's Jill?

02:27:44.000 Jill?

02:27:45.000 Jill.

02:27:46.000 Brassett and Jack, come on back up.

02:27:49.000 Come on.

02:27:53.000 Come on back up and tell me how to get the fuck out of here.

02:27:56.000 Maybe his vision is failing too.

02:27:57.000 Oh, yeah, maybe that's why the two hands around the eyes thing.

02:28:02.000 Hey, how are you?

02:28:03.000 Thanks for coming, man.

02:28:04.000 Go away.

02:28:04.000 We're just going to stand here and shake hands.

02:28:07.000 Thank you.

02:28:07.000 This guy's strong, man.

02:28:09.000 Yeah, I'm strong.

02:28:10.000 I lived an ox.

02:28:12.000 Stronger than a fly.

02:28:15.000 You know, the ant-man, I'm fly man.

02:28:17.000 Yeah.

02:28:18.000 Tell me where the fuck to walk, man.

02:28:20.000 Come on.

02:28:20.000 Yeah, yeah.

02:28:22.000 I know about as much as how to get out of here as a fly.

02:28:25.000 We're waiting for him.

02:28:26.000 I don't think about my age.

02:28:29.000 Does a fly think about his age?

02:28:34.000 Dude, you got to get to know me.

02:28:35.000 I'm one of these guys.

02:28:36.000 I'm like a fly.

02:28:38.000 I buzz around, I barf on shit.

02:28:41.000 And he's a good guy.

02:28:45.000 He's kind of like, I don't know.

02:28:47.000 It's like he's a fly.

02:28:48.000 You know what I mean?

02:28:54.000 That's the bunny.

02:28:55.000 Remember, that's one of my, everyone's favorite.

02:28:57.000 That one's the winner.

02:28:59.000 Big bunny, man.

02:29:04.000 Oh, this might be the montage.

02:29:06.000 Okay.

02:29:08.000 Oh, you got the shit out of me.

02:29:14.000 Nice, nice, nice.

02:29:16.000 Okay.

02:29:19.000 Oh, I haven't seen this one before.

02:29:20.000 This is bad.

02:29:21.000 Whoa.

02:29:23.000 That was rough.

02:29:25.000 He said nice three times after he kissed his wife.

02:29:30.000 Wow.

02:29:30.000 Nice.

02:29:32.000 We'll go back to the nice.

02:29:36.000 All right.

02:29:38.000 Oh.

02:29:40.000 There you are.

02:29:42.000 Thanks.

02:29:43.000 Thanks.

02:29:45.000 So thanks.

02:29:46.000 Nice.

02:29:48.000 Okay, bye.

02:29:51.000 Go.

02:29:51.000 I could totally picture.

02:29:53.000 Ooh, imagine like he, she walks up like that, like usual.

02:29:56.000 She says, oh, you look great today.

02:29:58.000 Like, that's like the first time you saw her.

02:30:00.000 Ooh.

02:30:01.000 Nice.

02:30:02.000 I feel like that's around the corner.

02:30:04.000 I'm American.

02:30:05.000 God bless you all.

02:30:06.000 Thank you.

02:30:12.000 Joe, I'm invisible.

02:30:14.000 Only you can see me.

02:30:15.000 You're just blowing up my spot.

02:30:17.000 You know what would be really fucked up if somebody did make like an invisible guy that only he could see?

02:30:22.000 Just to fuck with?

02:30:23.000 You know, be fucked up if he did shake a hand right there.

02:30:26.000 A fly's hand.

02:30:27.000 Oh.

02:30:28.000 He was like, thanks, man.

02:30:29.000 Great speech.

02:30:37.000 I gotta be honest, it's hard to shake your hand.

02:30:39.000 You're so small.

02:30:41.000 Okay, just put your hand out and then I'll touch it with one of my guys and I'll just rub like the tip of your finger.

02:30:46.000 Okay, whatever works.

02:30:47.000 Look, I just want to shake your hand, fly.

02:30:53.000 Anyway.

02:30:54.000 Bye.

02:30:57.000 The estuary of the Delaware River in the Atlantic Ocean, we can do a lot to deal with endangered species.

02:31:03.000 And one of the things I would like to raise is that we have to deal with this on an international basis as well.

02:31:09.000 Because right now, for example, we have a thing, you know, Brazil.

02:31:13.000 And may God protect our troops.

02:31:15.000 Thank you, thank you.

02:31:16.000 Thank you.

02:31:17.000 What do we do now?

02:31:19.000 What do we do now?

02:31:21.000 Classic joke.

02:31:22.000 What do we do now?

02:31:24.000 Do they leave?

02:31:25.000 I just fly away, go buffering some shit.

02:31:29.000 Hey, guys, don't use a fly swatter.

02:31:31.000 They hurt.

02:31:33.000 Okay.

02:31:35.000 I don't see any fly paper.

02:31:37.000 Not there.

02:31:38.000 Not there.

02:31:40.000 We stick to it.

02:31:41.000 We can't get off.

02:31:45.000 He is like a fly.

02:31:47.000 It was a good analogy.

02:31:52.000 There you go.

02:31:53.000 What's this?

02:31:54.000 Wow.

02:31:55.000 When a fly is stuck in the car, when a fly is stuck in the car and you open up the window just a little bit to let them out, they can't find the exit.

02:32:03.000 That's kind of like Joe.

02:32:06.000 President Fly.

02:32:08.000 Is that the series episode?

02:32:10.000 She always brings this sort of mix of emotions for all of us.

02:32:16.000 You know, all at once, we feel the anticipation of the Lord of the Flies.

02:32:19.000 You classmates and teachers.

02:32:21.000 President of the Flies.

02:32:22.000 The relief of not having to hear, I'm bored again.

02:32:28.000 Mayor Bowser and Chancellor Ferby.

02:32:31.000 You know, thank you for joining us.

02:32:35.000 And for families across the country, thank you for joining us.

02:32:41.000 People thought that was real, so they had to make an article.

02:32:43.000 Oh, wait.

02:32:44.000 Is that fake?

02:32:45.000 It is.

02:32:46.000 Oh, shit.

02:32:47.000 I'm an idiot.

02:32:48.000 I was laughing my head off.

02:32:49.000 Dude, the world thought it was real.

02:32:51.000 They had to write articles.

02:32:52.000 I'm bored.

02:32:53.000 Again, Mayor Bowser and Chancellor Ferribe.

02:32:58.000 You know, thank you for joining us as well.

02:33:02.000 And for families and friends.

02:33:05.000 You're like a fly.

02:33:06.000 Yeah, I'm about as smart as a fly.

02:33:09.000 What are you guys doing over there?

02:33:11.000 The noble majestic flies.

02:33:12.000 Barack Obama.

02:33:13.000 I know him.

02:33:14.000 How do I know him again?

02:33:15.000 In this way, he's kind of like a fly on the wall because nobody cares about him.

02:33:19.000 I feel like I know him.

02:33:22.000 Two blind mice see how they walk.

02:33:26.000 They're fucking lost.

02:33:28.000 No idea.

02:33:29.000 One of the blind mice is alone again.

02:33:32.000 He doesn't know what the fuck is going on.

02:33:34.000 The real blind guy sees more than the president fly.

02:33:38.000 What are you doing now?

02:33:39.000 Oh, I remember this one.

02:33:42.000 He's directed.

02:33:43.000 This is his home, by the way.

02:33:45.000 He's direct.

02:33:45.000 Sir, obviously you want to go right there.

02:33:49.000 You want to go right there.

02:33:50.000 It's right there.

02:33:51.000 Yeah.

02:33:51.000 Just go there.

02:33:52.000 And I'll check this other door, but don't follow me.

02:33:55.000 No, no, sir.

02:33:56.000 Oh, fuck.

02:33:57.000 Okay.

02:33:58.000 I guess we're going to the side door.

02:34:00.000 Whatever works.

02:34:01.000 Jesus.

02:34:02.000 A poor Secret Service.

02:34:05.000 If he gets assassinated, will we even notice?

02:34:09.000 Second term at Bernie's?

02:34:12.000 Wowzers.

02:34:13.000 Here's the one where I came up with my theory that the married to Joe Biden thing is a cover for the fact that he constantly needs direction.

02:34:21.000 It appeared to be lost and shuffling around in a British cafe.

02:34:29.000 Take a look at his walk here.

02:34:31.000 It's more like a shuffle and he's wearing some very odd looking shoes.

02:34:35.000 How are your meetings going in Cornwall, Mr. President?

02:34:39.000 I beg your pardon?

02:34:40.000 How are your meetings going here in Cornwall?

02:34:43.000 Come on.

02:34:45.000 There's First Lady Jill Biden once again, buddy.

02:34:47.000 See that?

02:34:49.000 Come on.

02:34:49.000 And everyone laughs like it's not real?

02:34:51.000 Like he doesn't really need to get over there?

02:34:55.000 I mean, it's not a terribly difficult question.

02:34:57.000 How are your meetings going?

02:34:59.000 Look at the urgency with which she pulls him out of there.

02:35:03.000 How are your meetings going here in Cornwall?

02:35:06.000 Very well.

02:35:06.000 Come on.

02:35:09.000 And everyone laughs at the old man being pulled away by his wife.

02:35:14.000 Rest assured, though, the world press took notice.

02:35:17.000 There was some concern about his mental capacity, which is just painful to watch sometimes for the president.

02:35:23.000 Wandering around lost in a cafe in England.

02:35:26.000 I come back to the point I've made many times before.

02:35:28.000 This guy will be very lucky to last his full term.

02:35:33.000 Ouch!

02:35:34.000 Wandering around lost is one thing.

02:35:36.000 Wandering around lost at a global summit is another.

02:35:40.000 When we come back, the president holds more pressure in the world with this Mr. Magoo president.

02:35:47.000 Here he is saying the whole Joe Biden thing in 4-2.

02:35:54.000 Excuse me, your car is awesome.

02:35:56.000 What do you do for a living?

02:35:57.000 Well, I'm married to Joe Biden, and I make sure.

02:36:01.000 Did you get that meme?

02:36:03.000 Wait, what?

02:36:04.000 Remember, it was that old guy, and teenagers went up to this old guy, and they said, How did you afford that car?

02:36:11.000 Oh, he said he got like a penny off every ATM or something machine.

02:36:15.000 No, it was every medical transaction.

02:36:17.000 When you pay for your medical, he gets a cut of it.

02:36:21.000 Yeah.

02:36:21.000 So that's what they were doing?

02:36:23.000 Yeah, this is like a play on that.

02:36:25.000 I wonder if that's the real audio machine.

02:36:26.000 No, no, don't bother.

02:36:27.000 Hey, excuse me.

02:36:28.000 Your car is awesome.

02:36:29.000 What do you do for a living?

02:36:30.000 Well, I'm married to Joe Biden, and I make sure we're making a lot more electric vehicles in America.

02:36:37.000 Oh, that's amazing.

02:36:37.000 What kind of car is this?

02:36:38.000 It's a Cadillac.

02:36:40.000 Okay.

02:36:40.000 And an electric vehicle on that.

02:36:42.000 That's exactly right, and it's quick.

02:36:44.000 That's awesome.

02:36:44.000 Well, thank you so much.

02:36:45.000 Excuse me, get in the back and come ride with me.

02:36:48.000 But I'm going all the way to Washington here.

02:36:50.000 Thank you so much.

02:36:51.000 I really appreciate it.

02:36:51.000 Thank you, man.

02:36:52.000 See you guys.

02:36:53.000 When you want to go to Washington, you know.

02:36:55.000 You know, this is the first that is.

02:36:57.000 Let's go.

02:36:58.000 Yeah.

02:36:59.000 I don't want to be in that building.

02:37:01.000 He's going to hit an important support beam.

02:37:04.000 And then finally, Trump and Biden had it out on 60 Minutes, and I'm glad they finally got together because they solved a lot of problems.

02:37:12.000 This was a big moment.

02:37:14.000 This is big.

02:37:14.000 This was big, folks.

02:37:20.000 We created the greatest economy in the history of our country.

02:37:23.000 Well, first of all, let's put this in perspective.

02:37:24.000 The unemployment numbers for African Americans, for Asian Americans, for Hispanic Americans, virtually every number was the best.

02:37:32.000 Inflation rate month to month was just an inch.

02:37:36.000 Hardly.

02:37:37.000 The best stock market price ever.

02:37:38.000 You got that.

02:37:39.000 But guess what we are?

02:37:41.000 We're in a position where for the last several months it hasn't spiked.

02:37:45.000 You know what?

02:37:46.000 She deleted 33,000 emails.

02:37:48.000 How that could possibly happen.

02:37:51.000 How anyone could be that irresponsible.

02:37:55.000 And I thought, what data was in there that may compromise sources and methods?

02:37:59.000 By that, I mean names of people who helped, et cetera.

02:38:04.000 And it's just totally irresponsible.

02:38:06.000 Yeah, I think it's disgraceful what she's done.

02:38:09.000 I mean, honest to God, that's all I think.

02:38:11.000 The biggest scandal was when they spied on my campaign.

02:38:16.000 I think it's, I haven't.

02:38:17.000 They spied on my campaign, they got caught.

02:38:20.000 Don't.

02:38:20.000 And then they went much further than that, and they got caught.

02:38:23.000 It was our Justice Department.

02:38:26.000 It was Obama and Biden.

02:38:32.000 It's wrong.

02:38:35.000 So wrong.

02:38:36.000 I think what happened was disgraceful, should never have happened.

02:38:40.000 Think about that.

02:38:41.000 Should never have happened.

02:38:42.000 Think of how that has changed everything.

02:38:45.000 What kind of ice cream?

02:38:46.000 What flavor ice cream do you have?

02:38:47.000 You think I would tell you if I knew exactly what it would be?

02:38:50.000 Of course I'm not going to tell you.

02:38:51.000 You just come in here with that negative attitude.

02:38:52.000 And it's much too early to make that kind of decision.

02:38:55.000 And when I finish, this country will be in a position like it hasn't been maybe ever.

02:39:01.000 I'm more optimistic than I've been in a long time.

02:39:05.000 Quality, man.

02:39:07.000 Good editing.

02:39:10.000 All right, here in the monster episode that goes on forever and ever, it's time for some racism, folks.

02:39:16.000 Holy fucking shit.

02:39:19.000 I'm a black female.

02:39:21.000 What other difference...

02:39:25.000 Black woman?

02:39:27.000 It is a dream.

02:39:28.000 This is really inconvenient.

02:39:29.000 Stop writing!

02:39:35.000 There's a common theme here to prove that we live in a racist country that says, how many would trade places with a black person right now?

02:39:43.000 Chris Rock did it.

02:39:45.000 No one wants to be black.

02:39:46.000 No one would trade places with me, and I'm rich.

02:39:51.000 It's a trick question.

02:39:54.000 No one wants to be something they're not.

02:39:55.000 How many of you would trade places to be...

02:40:03.000 I'd like to be 6'2.

02:40:05.000 I don't know if I would trade places with someone that's 6'2.

02:40:08.000 So what am I?

02:40:08.000 Just me, but longer?

02:40:10.000 How does this work?

02:40:11.000 What do I retain of my own self as I make the shift?

02:40:15.000 And if you're claiming that no white people want to be black, it's a very common phenomenon.

02:40:22.000 Sean King, Rachel Dolozel.

02:40:25.000 Remember there was that professor who faked a black accent?

02:40:28.000 She said she was Latina, black, Cuban, or some bullshit.

02:40:31.000 Remember her?

02:40:32.000 And we caught her doing all these accents about the barrio.

02:40:34.000 Puerto Ricans don't say barrio.

02:40:38.000 And then you have, remember our ADT guy who was like, I'm Indian.

02:40:43.000 I'm American Indian.

02:40:44.000 What percentage?

02:40:45.000 Well, I wish it was more.

02:40:47.000 Or all of the professors in Canada who faked their Aboriginal First Nations heritage.

02:40:55.000 It's why there's a trans movement because white people want to be more than white.

02:40:59.000 They want to be some sort of interesting group.

02:41:02.000 So it's a stupid question.

02:41:04.000 And especially if you talk to like young white men.

02:41:08.000 When I was a kid, every white kid wanted to be black.

02:41:11.000 And they would start with the mannerisms and they talk like it.

02:41:15.000 You'll notice when white kids get into a fight, they're like, yo, what the fuck, man?

02:41:18.000 You want to step to me?

02:41:20.000 become black It's a wigger compilation.

02:41:29.000 Cool.

02:41:30.000 So 4-4.

02:41:33.000 Let me ask you a question.

02:41:35.000 How many of you would trade places with a black person in this society?

02:41:41.000 Raise your hand.

02:41:43.000 What does that mean?

02:41:44.000 It's a trick question.

02:41:46.000 Am I Michelle Obama?

02:41:48.000 Well, it's yes or no.

02:41:49.000 How many of you would do it?

02:41:51.000 I know I wouldn't.

02:41:52.000 I mean, I wanted a Hispanic, very dark.

02:41:54.000 No, no, I'm not talking about Hispanic.

02:41:57.000 White women have been stripped of any kind of character, and now they're empty vessels, and they're being taken advantage of by these racial fucking hustlers.

02:42:11.000 So I spent many years thinking of myself of having very dark-skinned children.

02:42:18.000 Wait, you skipped ahead.

02:42:19.000 She said she almost married a Mexican.

02:42:22.000 I wanted a Hispanic, very dark-skinned child.

02:42:24.000 No, no, I'm not talking about Hispanic.

02:42:28.000 But I was going to have children.

02:42:29.000 So I spent Many years thinking of myself of having very dark-skinned children.

02:42:36.000 The question is: How many of you would be willing to trade places in this society with a black person?

02:42:46.000 Okay, so I turn it back on you.

02:42:48.000 If America is so racist and it's so awesome being white, would you want to trade places with any of the women here?

02:42:53.000 Would you like to become a white person?

02:42:55.000 Right.

02:42:55.000 Oh, you mean if I was a black woman, then I would get to dominate the conversation and tell everybody what to say.

02:43:02.000 Enjoy black privilege?

02:43:04.000 I mean, these women probably, I saw these luncheons where these women will pay like three grand to be racially abused for an hour.

02:43:11.000 It's like S ⁇ M. And we're in a funny position, too, because on the one hand, it's these white women that Bill Burke complains about that like attack my children and get me kicked off of fucking PayPal.

02:43:25.000 But on the other hand, I feel this sort of sympathy for them because I see white women getting abused.

02:43:35.000 Be willing to trade places in this society with a black person.

02:43:42.000 I think I would.

02:43:44.000 I'm absolutely not.

02:43:45.000 Just say that.

02:43:46.000 I'm not saying there's not racism.

02:43:47.000 Absolutely not.

02:43:49.000 It's just saying I don't see it.

02:43:50.000 Yeah, but you know how racist this country is.

02:43:54.000 Not to the degree that you do.

02:43:55.000 Oh, no, you will never know.

02:43:58.000 You know, in this country, we created the criminalization of black people.

02:44:04.000 Well, I see black people robbing, stealing, and raping had a lot to do with that.

02:44:10.000 You're under arrest for what?

02:44:12.000 Being black.

02:44:13.000 Damn it, I hate that law.

02:44:15.000 Well, the good news is Joe Biden made lynching illegal, and there hasn't been any lynching since.

02:44:20.000 That worked.

02:44:23.000 Skin, as seen as a weapon, you're never unarmed.

02:44:27.000 And that's why black boys and men and women are dying in the street with their hands up.

02:44:35.000 What a pile of horse shit.

02:44:37.000 That's CBC.

02:44:38.000 That's Canadian.

02:44:41.000 What a pile of just lies.

02:44:42.000 And you'll notice how one sided that conversation is.

02:44:45.000 They're all sitting there almost like dogs.

02:44:47.000 You ever drop your dog off at one of those doggy daycare things if you're going away on vacation or something?

02:44:53.000 There's like the dominant force, and then all the other dogs are just sort of waiting to be told what to do.

02:44:59.000 This was fun to watch.

02:45:01.000 The left has never been questioned.

02:45:03.000 They don't do debates.

02:45:04.000 We've got this woman running for governor of New York, right, against that Lee Zellner guy, whatever his name is.

02:45:09.000 She will not debate.

02:45:11.000 We have a lumpy neck, bald guy, John Fetterman?

02:45:17.000 Fetterman, also refusing to debate.

02:45:19.000 They don't want to debate because they get humiliated every time because they've been in a bubble.

02:45:25.000 They've never had their crazy notions questioned.

02:45:28.000 Slavery was innocent Africans mowing the lawn, putting up a white picket fence.

02:45:36.000 They were ripped from their mud huts and forced to build the Empire State Building.

02:45:40.000 That's it.

02:45:41.000 And it was evil white men hurting innocent black people.

02:45:45.000 That's it.

02:45:45.000 That's all you need to know.

02:45:46.000 And they've never questioned that narrative.

02:45:48.000 So when someone comes up with a new angle, the reaction is, this is why the left should debate.

02:45:56.000 You want to know, you want to have a rigorous understanding of your side of the argument.

02:46:02.000 And Don Lamond does not, by the way, he looks like shit these days.

02:46:05.000 I think getting pushed to the morning on his way out, he's definitely on his way out, is stressing him the fuck out.

02:46:13.000 Every time I look at his face, I just think of anti-fascist.

02:46:17.000 It's in the name.

02:46:20.000 Oh, man, he's down to using a fucking cartoon as his profile pic.

02:46:26.000 That's how you know it's bad.

02:46:28.000 His cartoon has a zit.

02:46:30.000 That's me.

02:46:31.000 Is this?

02:46:34.000 Those are fake classes.

02:46:35.000 Well, this is coming when, you know, there's all of this wealth, and you hear about it comes as England is facing rising costs of living, a living crisis, austerity budget cuts, and so on.

02:46:45.000 And then you have those who are asking for reparations for colonialism, and they're wondering, you know, $100 billion, $24 billion here and there, $500 million there.

02:46:56.000 Some people want to be paid back, and members of the public are wondering, why are we suffering when you are, you know, you have all of this vast wealth?

02:47:03.000 Those are legitimate concerns.

02:47:06.000 Well, I think you're right about reparations in terms of if people want it, though, what they need to do is you always need to go back to the beginning of the supply chain.

02:47:13.000 Where was the beginning of the supply chain?

02:47:16.000 This has never occurred to me.

02:47:17.000 And when across the entire world, when slavery was taking place, which was the first nation in the world that abolished slavery?

02:47:24.000 The first nation in the world to abolish it.

02:47:26.000 It was started by William Wilberforce, was the British.

02:47:29.000 In Great Britain, they abolished slavery.

02:47:32.000 2,000 naval men died on the high seas trying to stop slavery.

02:47:38.000 Why?

02:47:38.000 Because the African kings were rounding up their own people.

02:47:41.000 They had them on cages waiting in the beaches.

02:47:43.000 No one was running into Africa to get them.

02:47:45.000 And I think you're totally right.

02:47:47.000 If reparations need to be paid, we need to go right back to the beginning of that supply chain and say, who was rounding up their own people and having them handcuffed in cages?

02:47:56.000 Absolutely.

02:47:56.000 That's where they should start.

02:47:58.000 And maybe, I don't know, the descendants of those families where they died in the high seas trying to stop the slavery, those families should receive something too, I think, at the same time.

02:48:09.000 It's an interesting discussion, Hillary.

02:48:11.000 Thank you very much.

02:48:11.000 I appreciate it.

02:48:12.000 Blindsided.

02:48:15.000 Blindsided.

02:48:16.000 I think he gulped.

02:48:19.000 Yeah, he did.

02:48:19.000 That he didn't know that, not just about the 2000, I don't think I knew that either, but he didn't know that whites, including in the movie Woman King, fought to stop slavery.

02:48:32.000 This is what Proud Boys read at meetups.

02:48:35.000 The West did not invent slavery, but the West alone abolished it.

02:48:41.000 And speaking of Woman King, there's an awesome woke civil war.

02:48:44.000 What's better than a woke civil war?

02:48:47.000 So half the lefties are saying this movie is bullshit.

02:48:51.000 This evil tribe promoted slavery, which is what we say.

02:48:57.000 You should boycott it.

02:48:59.000 And then the other side Is saying that's racist.

02:49:01.000 This is a cool movie that takes a few, what's the word I'm looking for?

02:49:07.000 A few something majoodles and liberties.

02:49:11.000 And you should just enjoy the movie.

02:49:14.000 And if you don't enjoy it, that's because you don't like Viola Davis and you have a trouble, you have trouble with a black woman.

02:49:20.000 Okay?

02:49:23.000 She's so annoying.

02:49:25.000 Whoa, dude.

02:49:28.000 Man, that's a startling amount of eyebrow.

02:49:31.000 It's all these people who have ruined movies.

02:49:34.000 She ruined James Bond.

02:49:37.000 Right?

02:49:38.000 She was annoying in Black Panther.

02:49:41.000 Dude, what?

02:49:42.000 I don't know who that is.

02:49:43.000 Look at its stupid hair.

02:49:49.000 That would be fun, though.

02:49:50.000 Your job is just to get in excellent shape.

02:49:53.000 Sword play, spears, machetes.

02:49:58.000 A lot of punching.

02:49:59.000 Again, I mean, we've gone over this ad infinitum, but they were some of the worst fighters in the history of warfare.

02:50:04.000 I think the French...

02:50:08.000 No, no, they attacked them with bayonets.

02:50:11.000 So it was sword against sword.

02:50:12.000 And the French lost like eight guys.

02:50:15.000 And they slaughtered 2,000 of these wimps.

02:50:20.000 Anyway, I thought this was interesting.

02:50:23.000 The rebuttals to Little Mermaid.

02:50:25.000 And this woman is saying, look, you've replaced people of color with whites for a long time.

02:50:32.000 And you're like, really?

02:50:33.000 I don't think Conan O'Brien played Martin Luther King.

02:50:36.000 And if he did, there'd be riots in the streets, even in a school play, for fuck's sakes.

02:50:40.000 And this woman lists all of these people who are white.

02:50:45.000 I've said this so many times, and I actually stole it from Milo.

02:50:50.000 Hey, Hispanics from Mexico, you're speaking Spanish.

02:50:53.000 That's a European language.

02:50:55.000 You slaughtered the Aztecs.

02:50:57.000 You're the conquistadors.

02:50:59.000 You're European.

02:51:00.000 You're white.

02:51:01.000 You're not oppressed.

02:51:02.000 You're the oppressor.

02:51:05.000 And the same with Iranians.

02:51:07.000 Like, Iranians are non-white.

02:51:09.000 Bullshit.

02:51:10.000 Egyptians, they're Arabic.

02:51:12.000 They look like Anthony Cumia.

02:51:14.000 They're white.

02:51:16.000 So, yeah.

02:51:18.000 Elizabeth Taylor can play a Sicilian, which is basically what Egyptians are and were.

02:51:26.000 Angelina Jolie is Afro-Latina woman Marion Pearl.

02:51:29.000 Look, Marion Pearl is half-white.

02:51:32.000 Can you stop this?

02:51:33.000 She's half-white.

02:51:35.000 So Angelina Jolie just played a 50% white girl who's grown up white, has white mannerisms.

02:51:43.000 That was not a stretch.

02:51:44.000 And that's the biggest one they got, by the way.

02:51:46.000 That's the slam dunk.

02:51:50.000 Ugly.

02:51:51.000 White actor Jack Palance is Cuban, Fidel Castro.

02:51:54.000 Jack Palance can play a Argentinian.

02:51:59.000 He's as white as can be.

02:52:02.000 Shea is from Argentina, right?

02:52:05.000 So that's perfectly reasonable.

02:52:07.000 Next.

02:52:08.000 Or if they got the white actor Ben Affleck to play the Mexican-American man, Antonio J. Mendez.

02:52:12.000 How different is Antonio Mendez's DNA from Ben Affleck's?

02:52:17.000 Pretty darn similar.

02:52:19.000 That's why it wasn't alarming to see him play him.

02:52:21.000 He just looks like a handsome Antonio Jay Mendez.

02:52:25.000 That's not white face.

02:52:28.000 Or if they got the white actress Elizabeth Taylor to play the Egyptian Cleopatra.

02:52:32.000 She looks Sicilian.

02:52:34.000 Okay, here we go.

02:52:34.000 So here's an example of an Asian guy being played by a white guy.

02:52:38.000 So you've got sort of two so far.

02:52:41.000 Sturgis playing Asian American Jeffrey Ma.

02:52:44.000 Or if they got white actor Sean Connery to play A-rabs are white.

02:52:51.000 Fucking Malay Ahmed Erasuni.

02:52:54.000 Or if they put little white Shirley Timothy.

02:52:56.000 Congratulations.

02:52:56.000 You went back fucking, what, 100 years?

02:52:59.000 And you found something racist.

02:53:01.000 Good work.

02:53:02.000 Blackface as a slave child.

02:53:04.000 They cast white actor Joseph Fiennes to play black.

02:53:08.000 Michael Jackson fucked up his face, twisted his nose, cut off pieces of his nose until his nose was falling off, bleached his skin to look white.

02:53:20.000 Who did you want us to get?

02:53:21.000 Alec Weck?

02:53:22.000 You want Idris Elba?

02:53:23.000 Is he going to play Michael Jackson?

02:53:26.000 It's got to be a white guy because Michael Jackson made himself into a white guy.

02:53:30.000 So that doesn't count.

02:53:33.000 If they got a black guy to play Michael Jackson, they'd have to have tons of white paint on his face.

02:53:40.000 Michael Jackson?

02:53:42.000 Or even if they got white actor Johnny Depp to play a Native American man.

02:53:46.000 Okay, that's sort of three.

02:53:47.000 Or white Welsh actress Catherine Zeta Jones to play Griselda Blanco.

02:53:51.000 Again, that's could you even imagine putting and that doesn't count if you have to go back to black and white days.

02:53:58.000 White actress Catherine Zeta.

02:53:59.000 You'll notice too, when we talk about this black evocation, we tend to go back like a year and a half.

02:54:04.000 She's got a hundred years of cinema to choose from, and I think she has three, and most of them are from black and white days.

02:54:14.000 Yellowface to play Chinese farmer?

02:54:17.000 I mean, we couldn't imagine white actress Jennifer Connolly playing a Salvadorian.

02:54:22.000 Come on.

02:54:24.000 White as can be.

02:54:26.000 Or white actor John Wayne playing the Mongolian Genghis Khan.

02:54:29.000 Doesn't count too old.

02:54:30.000 Or white actor Christian Bayo playing the Egyptian Hebrew Moses.

02:54:35.000 Or perhaps Marlon Branch.

02:54:37.000 Jews can't be played by a white guy?

02:54:39.000 Anyway, you get the idea here.

02:54:41.000 Spanish people have a European language.

02:54:44.000 Totally reasonable for Brando.

02:54:46.000 Brando's part American Indian, too.

02:54:50.000 And yeah, you can't do the old blackface shit that doesn't count.

02:54:54.000 Imagine white actor Fred Astarian Blackface playing Billy Robinson, right?

02:54:58.000 We don't have to answer.

02:54:59.000 And Juliet Benoit playing a Chilean Mario Sega.

02:55:02.000 Half of them are Spanish.

02:55:05.000 Doesn't that chick look like the bad lady in Little Mermaid?

02:55:08.000 The queen, whatever?

02:55:10.000 Ursula.

02:55:10.000 Ursula?

02:55:11.000 Of course you would know.

02:55:13.000 Of course.

02:55:14.000 It's Urs.

02:55:15.000 Okay.

02:55:16.000 Shit is.

02:55:17.000 We almost need a different backdrop for this, but shit is going down.

02:55:20.000 Did we get out of the Little Mermaid section yet?

02:55:22.000 Because I got a Little Mermaid thing that's pretty funny.

02:55:25.000 Okay.

02:55:25.000 It's Ryan's area of expertise.

02:55:27.000 Arielle of Expertise.

02:55:32.000 so this little girl reacts to what's it called?

02:55:36.000 Have you seen this yet?

02:55:37.000 Yep.

02:55:38.000 You have?

02:55:39.000 Very funny.

02:55:40.000 So she watches the whole Little Mermaid trailer.

02:55:44.000 And then she gives a look like.

02:55:46.000 Doesn't that look like Donovan when you're interviewing Donovan?

02:55:49.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

02:56:13.000 Was it just me, or was that with Whitney Hussen?

02:56:19.000 I saw one of this black kid going, that's not Lil Mermaid.

02:56:22.000 She's black.

02:56:23.000 Yeah.

02:56:24.000 Yeah, this whole see it to be it.

02:56:27.000 I fitting to be where the people is.

02:56:31.000 My wife is a whole-chunk Slovak.

02:56:33.000 She's never seen anyone on TV that looks like her.

02:56:36.000 She survived.

02:56:37.000 You don't need to see it to be it.

02:56:39.000 You don't need, I hate this whole like, I finally saw someone who looked like me.

02:56:43.000 I saw this really fat mulatto who was like a two talking to Mariah Carey as a fan.

02:56:49.000 She was crying and she was like, I was so happy when I saw the TV and I could finally see someone who looks like me.

02:56:55.000 Mariah Carey was like, oh, fuck.

02:56:58.000 Fuck you, bitch.

02:56:59.000 Look at me.

02:57:00.000 I am the little mermaid now.

02:57:02.000 I have to admit, I'm kind of annoyed that the little mermaid is the one that broke the camel's back.

02:57:07.000 Yeah.

02:57:08.000 I mean, you shouldn't know about the little mermaid unless you have a three-year-old girl.

02:57:12.000 And this one, since we're in racism, is very terrible and not funny and not chill at all.

02:57:19.000 Okay.

02:57:19.000 Very bad.

02:57:20.000 Can I talk about what I want to talk about now?

02:57:22.000 No, of course not.

02:57:23.000 Are we done worrying about children's cartoons?

02:57:25.000 Yes.

02:57:26.000 Shit is going off in the UK.

02:57:29.000 And I've been saying this for a long time.

02:57:31.000 When a minority gets over 10%, if they're not heavily westernized, you get into problems.

02:57:39.000 Hindus can get over 10%.

02:57:42.000 Jamaicans can get over 10%.

02:57:45.000 They are compatible with the Western world.

02:57:47.000 The opposite of the Western world is Islam.

02:57:50.000 When Somalians get over 10%, you have serious problems.

02:57:54.000 When Pakistanis get over 10%, you have serious problems.

02:57:57.000 Because they fundamentally hate the West and don't see this country as a country.

02:58:04.000 Muslims in Australia don't see it as Australia.

02:58:07.000 This is Allah's land.

02:58:09.000 A bunch of idiot white people are calling it Australia for some strange reason.

02:58:13.000 But this will eventually become Muslim and the crescent flag will fly over all land.

02:58:18.000 We will convert you or you will die.

02:58:21.000 That's not very conducive to assimilation.

02:58:25.000 And the population of Muslims in Tommy Robinson's hometown of Luton is 60%.

02:58:31.000 It's probably similar in Birmingham.

02:58:33.000 And it's spreading.

02:58:34.000 And Muslims hate the West.

02:58:37.000 But you know who they really hate?

02:58:38.000 Is Hindus.

02:58:40.000 They slaughtered a million Hindus, I believe it was.

02:58:42.000 Maybe it was a million Sikhs, and many more than that.

02:58:45.000 How many?

02:58:45.000 That's a good question.

02:58:49.000 How many Hindus have been killed by Muslims?

02:58:59.000 Prosecution of Hindus, list of Hindus killed in independent.

02:59:02.000 How many Hindus were killed?

02:59:04.000 I want the total, total.

02:59:07.000 How many Hindus were killed by Muslims during Islamic invasion of India?

02:59:10.000 Estimated numbers about 80 million and still counting.

02:59:15.000 And I'm seeing the 80 million number come up a few times.

02:59:18.000 Wow, that's pretty bad.

02:59:18.000 They killed a million Sikhs.

02:59:20.000 So they don't like Hindus.

02:59:22.000 That's why we separated them.

02:59:25.000 Evil colonialists noticed there were civil wars going on, so they created Pakistan and said, how about you guys go there and you guys go here?

02:59:31.000 They're still fighting along that border.

02:59:33.000 And it's Pakistan trying to fight India to expand their borders.

02:59:36.000 That's what they do.

02:59:38.000 So anyway, these gangs of Muslims are roaming Britain attacking Hindus.

02:59:45.000 And the Hindus are fighting back.

02:59:46.000 It's a major race war going on.

02:59:49.000 I guess you'd call it a religious war because they're both the same race.

02:59:52.000 But 4-8, I hope I have the guy predicting all this.

02:59:59.000 All of them must.

03:00:00.000 All of them must.

03:00:01.000 Nobody's doing nothing.

03:00:03.000 All of them must.

03:00:05.000 All of them are must.

03:00:07.000 Yeah, go on.

03:00:07.000 Go on.

03:00:08.000 Stand here.

03:00:11.000 Come on.

03:00:12.000 Come on, look, he's got a weapon in his hand.

03:00:13.000 I don't know if those are the Hindus or the Muslims.

03:00:20.000 Police man, you're alarming the weapon.

03:00:21.000 He's got a weapon.

03:00:22.000 Leicester.

03:00:23.000 Leicester.

03:00:27.000 He's got a weapon and you're alarming it.

03:00:30.000 Leave us what?

03:00:31.000 It's easy.

03:00:31.000 Just tell her that he shared a meme that's anti-LGBT.

03:00:35.000 I make fun of Nelson Mandela in a cartoon.

03:00:40.000 I'm just sending it.

03:00:41.000 I'm just sending it recording.

03:00:42.000 I'm just thinking recording.

03:00:44.000 Can you arrest him for not recognizing trans kids?

03:00:46.000 I'm not here to cause no trouble.

03:00:48.000 But look at them, all of them must.

03:00:50.000 Yo, my battery's dying.

03:00:51.000 Give me your battery.

03:00:54.000 So it's that forward anymore?

03:00:58.000 I'm not, I'm not.

03:00:59.000 Yo, give me your battery.

03:01:00.000 Come on, record.

03:01:01.000 Record, yeah?

03:01:03.000 Skip ahead, see if it snaps off.

03:01:08.000 I'm just recording.

03:01:12.000 Later resulted in the riot.

03:01:14.000 Okay, don't worry.

03:01:15.000 I got plenty of footage.

03:01:17.000 4-9.

03:01:20.000 Where is Leicester?

03:01:24.000 Oh, this is the guy who predicted it all.

03:01:25.000 ...the size of the population, or the increase of a certain element of the population, which is, uh, in some way, uh, Yes, have features which are likely to be a problem.

03:01:33.000 Of course, we are not concerned with the increase in the total population from, say, 55 to 60 million.

03:01:41.000 We are concerned with the increase in an element of a population which is profoundly different in the world.

03:01:48.000 Which employed is all Muslim from the rest.

03:01:51.000 And that is where the significance both of number and of concentration comes in.

03:01:56.000 Now, it could be as serious, indeed it could Be more serious if that different population were white and not coloured.

03:02:05.000 I can well imagine that if they were, for example, Germans or Russians who were going to be occupying two-fifths or a half of the beginning of the next century, we should, yes, in occupation, living there.

03:02:19.000 But as with some of your American cities, a considerable proportion, in the case of Birmingham, it will be at least two-fifths, will be occupied by the immigrants and their descendants by the early years of the next century.

03:02:31.000 Above all.

03:02:31.000 Their descendants.

03:02:32.000 Yes, indeed.

03:02:33.000 But those descendants will still be thoroughly separate for the most part from the rest of the population because of the numbers.

03:02:42.000 If the numbers were small, then of course, like any very small minority, they would filter into the population.

03:02:50.000 But nobody seriously imagines that if two-fifths of Birmingham consists of a first generation of descendants born here, of people from the West Indies, from Africa, and from Asia, there will not be a profound difference between that part of a population and the rest.

03:03:09.000 I think there may be a difference.

03:03:10.000 In fact, there certainly will be a difference.

03:03:12.000 Whether that difference is enough to promote anxiety, unless someone declares the populations.

03:03:22.000 And by the way, he was wrong about Jamaicans.

03:03:24.000 They assimilated beautifully into British culture.

03:03:26.000 And so did Hindus.

03:03:28.000 But he said this Muslim invasion, when they say Asia, they mean Pakistan.

03:03:36.000 This Muslim invasion will only be a problem if we, as right-wingers, speak in alarming overtones.

03:03:44.000 And we scare people into thinking there's a problem.

03:03:49.000 Otherwise, there won't be an issue.

03:03:51.000 So I guess I won't be showing you any race riots, any conflict with these savage Muslims, sorry, because the only time it's a problem is if we alarmists make it sound bad.

03:04:07.000 In other words, by the way, don't recognize it.

03:04:10.000 That's the leftist British angle here.

03:04:13.000 Don't report on it, ignore it, call them youths, say there was a scuffle among youths.

03:04:20.000 The question about this is whether they will notice with fear and horror unless someone announces to them that fear and horror are appropriate response to such a fact.

03:04:29.000 You think that human nature is such that unless somebody referred to this, nobody would notice that their own native cities were transformed, that the white population was Can't believe you cut him off.

03:04:47.000 Okay, let's watch the Hindus.

03:04:49.000 This is what Muslims do to their Hindu brethren, their comrades, just south of the border in India and north of the border here in Leicester.

03:05:03.000 Did they forget how to pronounce it already?

03:05:05.000 The Hindus and the Hindus and the Mindus.

03:05:11.000 No, Ryan, the Hutsis and the Tutsis thing is me mocking anyone who cares what goes on in Africa.

03:05:17.000 This is in our town.

03:05:19.000 I was born 40 minutes from here.

03:05:34.000 The Hindus aren't taking this lying down, by the way.

03:05:36.000 They're not victims here.

03:05:37.000 They are ganging up.

03:05:39.000 Nice.

03:06:10.000 This is like the mods and the rockers, but with machetes.

03:06:18.000 Way to go, liberals.

03:06:21.000 You imported a third world civil war.

03:06:26.000 Here they are brawling at night.

03:06:28.000 I hate to be alarmist.

03:06:30.000 I hate to tell people to react with horror and fear.

03:06:37.000 I hate to acknowledge it.

03:06:38.000 Yeah, talk about Muslim attack where, fam?

03:06:40.000 There not being one Muslim attack today.

03:06:42.000 Instead, we've been pressuring this whole block, fam.

03:06:45.000 All of these mushriks.

03:06:47.000 that's mad We need better cameramen.

03:07:09.000 What's their endgame here?

03:07:10.000 I'm just going to kill a bunch of Hindus?

03:07:12.000 And then what?

03:07:13.000 You take over, Leicester?

03:07:14.000 Leicester?

03:07:16.000 Why can't I say that word?

03:07:17.000 Because it's spelled with extra syllables that you don't use.

03:07:20.000 20 people are attacking my house.

03:07:32.000 This is going to be the Somalians in Michigan soon.

03:07:40.000 What's that town that they dominate?

03:07:43.000 What is it?

03:07:44.000 Is it Minnesota, right?

03:07:45.000 Or Minneapolis?

03:07:46.000 Minasomalia they call it.

03:07:55.000 Green leg, green leg.

03:07:55.000 Somalian city in America.

03:08:02.000 Yeah, Minneapolis.

03:08:02.000 Minneapolis.

03:08:09.000 No, that's not the town.

03:08:13.000 Columbus, Seattle, Amarillo.

03:08:18.000 Minneapolis, St. Paul, Bloomington, Columbus, Ohio, Seattle, Tacoma, Bellevue, Amarillo.

03:08:25.000 Pakistan, Zinzabad, Pakistan, Zinzabad, Pakistan, Zinzabad, Alagbir!

03:08:32.000 That's their chant.

03:08:33.000 That means Pakistan everywhere.

03:08:37.000 And then Nigel Farage explains exactly how this happened.

03:08:42.000 Open borders.

03:08:43.000 You import the Turd World, you get the Turd World.

03:08:46.000 Virtually every single MP in Westminster is responsible for the ethnic and religious violence scene in Leicester.

03:08:51.000 Leicester.

03:08:52.000 They decided to go down the road of diversity and multiculturalism.

03:08:55.000 Our politicians have done this to our great country.

03:08:58.000 And again, you can have diversity with assimilation.

03:09:01.000 It's called non-Muslim populations.

03:09:04.000 But you chose a group that hates our guts, has no affiliation to us.

03:09:11.000 Like, jump to 5-4, the Somalians in the USA.

03:09:16.000 They see this during COVID.

03:09:17.000 They see all this charity going around.

03:09:19.000 They have no affinity to Americans.

03:09:21.000 They don't feel part of this country.

03:09:22.000 You can blame racism if you're stupid and a liar, but it's because they're Somalians first.

03:09:28.000 They're Muslims first.

03:09:30.000 Food scheme stole 200, a quarter bill, quarter billion meant for low-income children and the largest pandemic fraud in the United States.

03:09:38.000 Federal authorities charged 47 people.

03:09:40.000 By the way, you've got to do a lot of clicks to get to those 47 people, and they're all Somalians, Muslim Somalians.

03:09:47.000 In Minnesota with Conspiracy Nether Counts on Tuesday and what they said was a massive scheme that took advantage of the COVID-19 pandemic to steal $250 million from a federal program.

03:09:57.000 So this went all the way up to Washington, and they were encouraged by their Somali counterparts to fake the paperwork needed to get this aid.

03:10:08.000 And they just used it.

03:10:10.000 Go down a bit?

03:10:11.000 Oh, there's a sale on.

03:10:14.000 No, not that much.

03:10:18.000 You know, go down.

03:10:20.000 The defense from a federal childhood has to be feeding you children a little more.

03:10:24.000 A little more down.

03:10:27.000 Prosecutors say defendants created companies that claim to be offering food to tens of thousands of children across Minnesota, then sought reimbursement for those meals through the U.S. Department of Agriculture, Food Nutrition.

03:10:37.000 Prosecutors say a few meals were actually served, and the defendants used the money to buy luxury cars, property, and jewelry.

03:10:48.000 Which is where reparations would go.

03:10:52.000 And speaking of Africa in America, when I had street carnage right after Vice, we would do zines, and we put out a zine about these South African kids, black kids, who would ride the tops of trains and often die because it's dangerous.

03:11:09.000 And it was an interesting little pictorial essay that my buddy Jamie Medina put together when he was down there.

03:11:15.000 And you see these kids on top of trains and you're like, wow.

03:11:18.000 And never going to happen in the States.

03:11:20.000 Never.

03:11:21.000 Well, that was my best Tony Soprano I've ever done.

03:11:23.000 It was definitely good.

03:11:25.000 Never going to happen in the States.

03:11:26.000 I lost it.

03:11:27.000 You get it for a second.

03:11:28.000 Never happened in the States.

03:11:30.000 Never happened in the States.

03:11:31.000 Never.

03:11:32.000 Never.

03:11:33.000 So go to 55.

03:11:35.000 And you'll see Africa has arrived in New York City.

03:11:37.000 This could be Soweto.

03:11:46.000 Like, how third world is that?

03:11:48.000 Oh, yeah.

03:11:54.000 you Please go into our bridge.

03:12:00.000 Speaking of third world behavior, Benny Johnson was showing a funny meme about Kamala Harris waving in a bus, but they photoshopped or whatever, video shopped in a sombrero, a cartoon Mexican with a sombrero and made it the bus of illegals.

03:12:14.000 It's a 5'6.

03:12:16.000 It's a relatively funny meme.

03:12:17.000 And this thug, like, what's he doing in college?

03:12:21.000 We got ghetto thugs in college now.

03:12:23.000 Loses his temper.

03:12:33.000 Did you catch racist ass.

03:12:35.000 Racist ass shit, fuck you.

03:12:37.000 That's what happens when you lower the bar to college admissions.

03:12:40.000 Was the professor like Professor's Benny Johnson, dude?

03:12:45.000 Oh, yeah, he's a professor.

03:12:48.000 He's not a professor.

03:12:49.000 Are you kidding?

03:12:52.000 He's at a school doing a talk.

03:12:53.000 You were the one who called him a professor.

03:12:56.000 So the good news is he's become a meme.

03:13:00.000 If you go to 5'7, he's everywhere now.

03:13:02.000 He was arrested, but nothing happened to him.

03:13:05.000 You cannot go to a 7-Eleven or a Dunkin'Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent.

03:13:11.000 He's asking me!

03:13:12.000 Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids.

03:13:15.000 That's it.

03:13:16.000 Unlike the African American community, with notable exceptions, the Latino community is incredibly diverse.

03:13:22.000 Breakfast tacos.

03:13:23.000 That's it.

03:13:25.000 Got more questions, but I tell you, if you have a problem figuring out whether you're for me or Trump, and you ain't black.

03:13:33.000 That's awesome.

03:13:35.000 By the way, just last thing on Muslims.

03:13:37.000 I forgot to get to this, but it's exciting to see in Iran, while we sit here and pretend the hijab is some sort of form of empowerment, the ladies in Iran are saying, fuck this.

03:13:48.000 There was a woman who was arrested.

03:13:49.000 I think she was beaten.

03:13:51.000 After anyone was arrested by Islamic police for an alleged hijab violation, died.

03:13:56.000 Oh, they beat her to death.

03:13:57.000 Women have been burning hijabs in protest.

03:14:00.000 Meanwhile, in the West, the hijab is considered a symbol of diversity.

03:14:04.000 I consider it a feminist.

03:14:05.000 I like when the left goes so far with it, they make a gay hijab, like a rainbow burqa, and you're like, good.

03:14:13.000 You're doing my job for me.

03:14:14.000 Go ahead.

03:14:15.000 Offend the Muslims with your stupid Venn diagram.

03:14:20.000 Let's watch this footage, though.

03:14:24.000 Something went wrong.

03:14:25.000 Is it illegal?

03:14:26.000 There we go.

03:14:31.000 Like, you want to talk about feminism.

03:14:33.000 These women are all risking their lives.

03:14:34.000 This is...

03:14:41.000 is where feminism should be focusing, in places where sexism exists.

03:14:59.000 See, that's balls.

03:15:03.000 Shun was arrested and murdered, beaten to death in captivity.

03:15:09.000 And they are standing up to these guys.

03:15:12.000 Wow.

03:15:23.000 Iran, the only country in the world to ever go back in time.

03:15:28.000 1969.

03:15:30.000 Everyone had long, gorgeous hair, mini skirts, and going to college.

03:15:40.000 They can't arrest us all.

03:15:46.000 I can't read that.

03:15:46.000 Blow it up.

03:15:48.000 You are the problem.

03:15:48.000 You are not good.

03:15:49.000 Four women in this video are still in jail for walking unveiled.

03:15:53.000 It's so gross to see other women yelling at women for this, isn't it?

03:15:59.000 Get your hijab on, you fucking bitch.

03:16:16.000 Do you believe it's revolutionary there to show your fucking hairdo?

03:16:20.000 That is nice hair too.

03:16:29.000 I guess part of the trick, too, is women don't like being out of the house.

03:16:33.000 Because you got to deal with this shit and you're under scrutiny.

03:16:36.000 When you're at home, you can wear high-heeled shoes and have long hair and be you.

03:16:41.000 They must get fat.

03:16:44.000 It's weird seeing actual feminist social justice.

03:16:47.000 Yeah.

03:16:48.000 And you're not like, and total deafening silence from the left and the feminists here.

03:16:54.000 That should be like, I stand with Iran should be a hashtag.

03:16:57.000 This is also an Iran.

03:16:59.000 Pretty big.

03:16:59.000 Apparently you can't go around slapping women anymore.

03:17:02.000 What?

03:17:02.000 Yeah.

03:17:03.000 I'm canceling my ticket.

03:17:07.000 Slaps assurance.

03:17:09.000 Gives her a slap.

03:17:11.000 And basically everybody's like, nah, yo, that ain't it.

03:17:16.000 As the kids say.

03:17:19.000 Punch him.

03:17:21.000 What does that mean?

03:17:21.000 I just slapped a woman.

03:17:22.000 I don't understand.

03:17:23.000 She'll never hear a job on.

03:17:25.000 The woman even gets a lick in, which is like really like...

03:17:32.000 What are you doing?

03:17:33.000 I just slapped a bitch.

03:17:34.000 What?

03:17:35.000 We don't do that anymore?

03:17:36.000 What the map in Iran?

03:17:38.000 I'm not going to sit here and let you badmouth the country of Iran where you can slap a woman.

03:17:45.000 Fuck off, bitch.

03:17:46.000 Dude, this is pretty wild, too.

03:17:48.000 This is another...

03:17:51.000 I think this is related, too, because it has to do with countries and race and stuff.

03:18:02.000 Oh, I saw that.

03:18:03.000 Yeah, that's great news.

03:18:04.000 And the people overpowered the cops.

03:18:06.000 Finally, we get to riot.

03:18:07.000 That's what the clash song White Riot is about, by the way.

03:18:09.000 He said, why don't we ever have a riot?

03:18:11.000 So is the Jamaicans and other people.

03:18:13.000 This is bad assimilation news, akin to before.

03:18:16.000 This Venezuelan kid is boasting about how the country's going to get taken over by violent fucking criminals that look, you know, like young and just, oh, look, you can trust me.

03:18:32.000 I have an honest face.

03:18:33.000 And we'll catch you in the subway and kill you.

03:18:36.000 You're done out cold.

03:18:37.000 Great.

03:18:39.000 That's who we sent to Martha's Vineyard, by the way, that crew.

03:18:42.000 Didn't Venezuela just release their entire prison and they sent them to the border?

03:18:46.000 Yeah, I think they're all rapists, murderers.

03:18:49.000 El Salvador was the place where the president arrested 40,000 gang members and threw them in jail, and crime went down 90%.

03:18:58.000 Let's look at anti-whiteness for a second.

03:19:00.000 I thought this was an interesting.

03:19:02.000 I mean, Wikipedia is a dictionary in many ways.

03:19:04.000 It's definitely a general consensus dictionary.

03:19:07.000 And you look up Black Pride, Asian Pride, Gay Pride.

03:19:11.000 They all do pretty well.

03:19:13.000 Cool.

03:19:13.000 Celebrate heritage.

03:19:15.000 Okay, that sounds good.

03:19:16.000 You should be proud of that.

03:19:17.000 No one has a problem with any of this, by the way.

03:19:19.000 That's fine.

03:19:19.000 Asian Pride, good, good.

03:19:21.000 Being Asian American.

03:19:22.000 Oh, boo.

03:19:23.000 It's used by white separatists, white nationalists, neo-Nazi, white supremacist organizations to signal their racist viewpoints.

03:19:33.000 Well, maybe these guys became racist assholes because of shit like this.

03:19:38.000 Where every time they compare themselves to someone and try to emulate pride in any way, you call them disgusting monsters.

03:19:49.000 Like this place, this kind of anti-white shit creates white supremacy.

03:19:54.000 Because when you tell someone they suck, they look it up and they go, actually, I don't.

03:19:58.000 You suck.

03:20:00.000 Professor asks, when is it okay to kill whites?

03:20:03.000 New York professor says having a white nuclear family promotes white supremacy.

03:20:07.000 Professor tweets that white people should commit mass suicide.

03:20:10.000 College professor says kill cops, kill all white people.

03:20:13.000 That's the head.

03:20:14.000 That guy lives upstate New York.

03:20:16.000 He used to teach criminal law.

03:20:19.000 Used to teach giraffes how to eat from trees.

03:20:22.000 I made fun of his neck when he's on Tucker, and he had me doxed.

03:20:26.000 He's the one who doxed my house, and he was behind my original phone number getting out.

03:20:34.000 He was the one where he told, he called his Antifa, he's Antifa.

03:20:39.000 He had them call me and say, what the?

03:20:44.000 White genocide turns me on or something.

03:20:47.000 I must have had 10,000 people call me and say that.

03:20:50.000 And it drained my batteries.

03:20:51.000 I'd turn on my phone and be like, and I had to keep my phone off, turn it on, make some calls, turn it off.

03:21:01.000 For like weeks.

03:21:04.000 Anyway.

03:21:06.000 And kill the straits.

03:21:07.000 Professor says, all I want for Christmas is white genocide.

03:21:10.000 Georgetown professor says all white people are racist.

03:21:12.000 Trinity College professor calls white people inhuman.

03:21:15.000 Let them fucking die.

03:21:17.000 College professor says believing in hard work is a white ideology.

03:21:21.000 Isn't it weird how many professors say white people are?

03:21:22.000 How many of these people are white?

03:21:26.000 Like, well, you keep going with that.

03:21:28.000 To commit mass murder.

03:21:30.000 A professor equates math with white privilege.

03:21:33.000 A professor says white supremacist patriarchy is responsible for the Vegas shooting.

03:21:37.000 Professors hold a white racism course at FGCU.

03:21:40.000 USC professor calls for a holocaust against all white people.

03:21:44.000 Professor says, I'll teach my children to be cautious and distrust friendship with white people.

03:21:49.000 Baltimore professor says white people need to personally give all of their money to black people.

03:21:54.000 College professor says some white people may have to die to solve racism.

03:21:58.000 College professor says white masculinity is a problem for America.

03:22:02.000 Georgetown professor says all white people are racist.

03:22:05.000 Rutgers professor was taken to the NYC hospital for psychiatric evaluation after he tweeted threatening to kill white people.

03:22:12.000 White professor calls all white people to mass suicide because of slavery.

03:22:17.000 Here's a slide from a college classroom that says white tears on a mug.

03:22:21.000 Here's another slide from a college classroom that says white people stay colonizing.

03:22:24.000 White privilege does exist.

03:22:26.000 Bigfoot unicorns reverse racism.

03:22:29.000 What do they all have in common?

03:22:31.000 Stating that reverse racism is all white people.

03:22:35.000 No, no, no, I mean I get the analogy.

03:22:38.000 People are dangerous.

03:22:39.000 The horror story.

03:22:40.000 Because white people are a plague to the planet.

03:22:42.000 Here's one that says white people are crazy.

03:22:44.000 And finally, how white people plagued society.

03:22:48.000 But go jump ahead to 6-2, this Antifa sticker.

03:22:53.000 It's in Britain.

03:22:54.000 It's Antifa.

03:22:56.000 So you know it was created, printed, paid for by white people, and it was stuck on that pole by a white person.

03:23:04.000 Like white people should kill themselves.

03:23:06.000 White people say that.

03:23:07.000 So can't you just cut to the quick and blow your own head off?

03:23:10.000 So when the guy put that sticker on, he's definitely a white male.

03:23:14.000 He was calling himself a Nazi.

03:23:17.000 Well, they hate Nazis.

03:23:18.000 They're supposed to punch Nazis.

03:23:19.000 So punch yourself in the face.

03:23:22.000 I thought this was an interesting look at how they see us.

03:23:25.000 This is Mark Marin.

03:23:26.000 And I'm going to be on Glenn Beck today.

03:23:31.000 Very active.

03:23:32.000 Yeah, I'm going to be on Glenn Beck today.

03:23:33.000 I'll get them to send it.

03:23:34.000 Maybe we can put it up on the site.

03:23:35.000 And I want to talk to Glenn about allegations.

03:23:37.000 Like, I just want allegations against me to be true.

03:23:42.000 As I was saying with Ant yesterday, like, I have bad shit about me that are controversial and offensive beliefs.

03:23:50.000 But that's never what I'm accused of.

03:23:52.000 It's white supremacy.

03:23:54.000 Even from the Nazis, they're obsessed with my ass.

03:23:59.000 Some faggot hipster who puts things up his ass.

03:24:02.000 And they're obsessed with my love of the Jews.

03:24:05.000 I'm always checking, what is it, cooking for shekels.

03:24:09.000 Can I get a real allegation, please?

03:24:12.000 Anyway, this isn't just me.

03:24:13.000 This is you, too.

03:24:14.000 And I thought this is a great example of how the left sees us and how straw man it is.

03:24:20.000 Very shameless and very brazen American fascism happening.

03:24:26.000 I mean, I think that's the only thing that's the Christian right because that would give it away.

03:24:30.000 It's the Christian right.

03:24:31.000 It's fueled by the Christian right.

03:24:34.000 Well, I mean, they've always been there.

03:24:35.000 I mean, that's a core group, but I think it's also expanded to involve a bunch of sort of And is that an all things comedy?

03:24:47.000 Yeah, it is.

03:24:47.000 Oh, Jesus.

03:24:49.000 It sounded very funny to me.

03:24:50.000 Eddie Pepitone.

03:24:52.000 You know, angry, broken, fundamentally nihilistic people that needed something to believe in.

03:24:57.000 And they like this version of hate and anger and focusing on the marginalized or the minorities.

03:25:05.000 And they see themselves as victims.

03:25:07.000 Stop.

03:25:09.000 Like, no one, that doesn't, you're not describing anyone.

03:25:13.000 So they see conservatives, Trump supporters, proud boys, MAGA, as loser, redneck, toothless, inbred, broke fuck-ups who can't get laid and are failed comics probably is another thing comics like to accuse people of.

03:25:31.000 Who don't want to look in the mirror and say, I fucked up my life.

03:25:35.000 So they make fun of blacks and Asians and Peruvians and Lebanese and go, you, I wish you weren't here.

03:25:43.000 I wish we had borders because then my life would be good.

03:25:48.000 I'm describing a really weird character.

03:25:50.000 Have you ever bumped into anyone like this?

03:25:53.000 And he's talking about half the country is like that.

03:25:56.000 And then he gets more esoteric.

03:25:59.000 They're aggrieved.

03:26:00.000 They feel put upon and they're acting on behalf of that.

03:26:03.000 And when you have something like QAnon that establishes a sort of factless mythology for people to believe in and fuel them, then you really can't combat that.

03:26:14.000 What acts?

03:26:16.000 What?

03:26:17.000 What acts?

03:26:18.000 How are they acting upon that?

03:26:19.000 What are you talking about?

03:26:20.000 I guess the one guy that shot up Buffalo, Jan 6.

03:26:24.000 Yeah.

03:26:25.000 Well, it's like that lie about the Proud Boys going up to Harlem to beat up blacks.

03:26:31.000 One of the acts.

03:26:32.000 The fuck?

03:26:34.000 With anything.

03:26:34.000 You can't.

03:26:38.000 Your internet connection is unstable.

03:26:40.000 And also the person you're talking to is unstable.

03:26:42.000 You really can't combat that with anything.

03:26:44.000 You can't.

03:26:46.000 There's no stopping the way these people think or correcting it because they'll just be like, well, maybe you might want to check your facts.

03:26:55.000 Well, here's the.

03:26:56.000 Yeah, God forbid you should check your facts.

03:26:58.000 We say stupid shit like, check your facts.

03:27:02.000 We're crazy.

03:27:03.000 Wow.

03:27:04.000 But keep going.

03:27:06.000 That Hillary Clinton doesn't eat babies.

03:27:08.000 That's all I'm saying.

03:27:09.000 All right.

03:27:11.000 Your honor.

03:27:12.000 I could just see that court prest.

03:27:15.000 You get that?

03:27:16.000 So we believe Hillary Clinton eats babies.

03:27:20.000 And the adrenochrome thing where they torture children and drink their blood is like, I don't know, 100 people in all of America humor that idea.

03:27:33.000 It's not a thing.

03:27:34.000 It's not discussed.

03:27:35.000 They are hurting children.

03:27:37.000 We just went through the beginning of this show with all kinds of mutilation, cutting off tits, chemical castration.

03:27:44.000 There is some real validity to the child abuse going on in the radical left, and it's permeating hospitals because they want to make money with it.

03:27:51.000 We don't follow QAnon.

03:27:53.000 We don't think that Hillary Clinton eats babies.

03:27:58.000 Not even close to that.

03:27:59.000 I know you're exaggerating.

03:28:00.000 And this whole idea that we're angry at you, Mark.

03:28:06.000 We're angry at you.

03:28:08.000 We're angry at your whitewashing of reality and pretending that there's these white supremacists behind every guard.

03:28:16.000 We're actually, it's ironic because the thing we're mad at is the bullshit coming out of your mouth right now.

03:28:21.000 That's what pisses us off.

03:28:22.000 False allegations.

03:28:25.000 A made-up America.

03:28:30.000 Denial.

03:28:32.000 There's not just a river in Egypt.

03:28:33.000 Oh, I knew you were going to say that.

03:28:37.000 Like, why doesn't Mark Maron write about the fact that in Chicago or discuss this?

03:28:42.000 He would never discuss this.

03:28:43.000 This is what pisses us off.

03:28:45.000 And this was a big part of January 6th.

03:28:46.000 It was anger at the media for not going near anything that makes the left's narrative look bad.

03:28:53.000 Did you hear about this?

03:28:54.000 Two black guys are having an argument, and these white people are sitting outside in a kind of bourgeois white neighborhood going, what the fuck's going on?

03:29:02.000 These guys are having an argument.

03:29:03.000 And the guy's, what the fuck you looking at, white motherfuckers?

03:29:06.000 Pew, pew, pew.

03:29:07.000 Shoots at them for being nosy.

03:29:10.000 6'3.

03:29:12.000 And he hits a waiter.

03:29:17.000 No, he hits the restaurant's owner.

03:29:19.000 Video shows Westloop restaurant patrons diving for cover as gunman opens fire.

03:29:24.000 Both these clowns out of office.

03:29:26.000 What is crinkling over there?

03:29:27.000 Are you eating chips?

03:29:29.000 A cookie.

03:29:31.000 Okay.

03:29:32.000 I told you not to eat on the air.

03:29:35.000 Nothing is in your mouth but words.

03:29:38.000 Go down?

03:29:40.000 Oh, good.

03:29:41.000 They got it.

03:29:42.000 Like, this is privilege.

03:29:44.000 I want to be able to shoot people who listen to my conversations in public.

03:29:49.000 If I'm yelling at someone and I catch someone staring at me, I want to be able to go, hey, don't be so nosy.

03:29:54.000 Phew!

03:29:55.000 I mean, it's aristocratic levels.

03:29:58.000 This is King Louis XIV levels of privilege.

03:30:03.000 Is there audio?

03:30:04.000 No.

03:30:04.000 Oh, yeah, there they are diving.

03:30:07.000 Pretty bad aim.

03:30:10.000 We were just trying to make a point.

03:30:11.000 It was a warning.

03:30:16.000 And white people are just as guilty in many ways.

03:30:20.000 They eat this up.

03:30:21.000 Here's an exaggerated version of the average white male in America these days, 6'4.

03:30:32.000 Turn it up.

03:30:33.000 Me pretty much telling him I'm sleeping with whomever I want, and you're just going to sit in the corner and watch.

03:30:41.000 So you became the master kind of.

03:30:42.000 I did.

03:30:43.000 I am.

03:30:45.000 In Dakota, how does that sit with you?

03:30:48.000 I like it.

03:30:48.000 I enjoy it.

03:30:49.000 You enjoy it?

03:30:51.000 So what does this look like?

03:30:52.000 I mean, Sarah will bring home men or tell me what happens.

03:30:57.000 Yeah, she'll bring home guys or we'll go meet guys at hotel rooms or stuff.

03:31:02.000 But normally she just brings them home.

03:31:04.000 Yep.

03:31:05.000 I like the comfort of my own home.

03:31:07.000 These are just random guys you'll meet?

03:31:11.000 Well, I have a black-only preference, so all of them are black, but yes.

03:31:17.000 And I've made them on websites.

03:31:20.000 They have a fat woman preference.

03:31:23.000 That's your match.

03:31:24.000 Perfect.

03:31:24.000 I knew you were fucking black guys, by the way.

03:31:26.000 You didn't have to tell me.

03:31:28.000 Do these cuckles, do they jerk off?

03:31:30.000 Do they have a boner?

03:31:32.000 They must beat off.

03:31:33.000 Please tell me they at least beat off.

03:31:34.000 Him jerking off with all them rings probably do a lot of damage.

03:31:39.000 Giving my number out to people and random and just invited them over like a guy through a drive-through.

03:31:44.000 I thought he was cute, so I gave him my number and he showed up that night.

03:31:49.000 And this happens how often?

03:31:51.000 I try to do it at least once or twice a week, but work, you know, it's really hard.

03:31:57.000 You guys are both working.

03:31:58.000 The odds of you getting robbed are very high.

03:32:00.000 Very high.

03:32:01.000 Killed.

03:32:02.000 Yes, we work full-time.

03:32:03.000 Yeah.

03:32:05.000 I do it every opportunity I can when I get free time.

03:32:08.000 Twice the past week?

03:32:09.000 Yeah, twice so far.

03:32:11.000 Ever heard of STDs, lady?

03:32:14.000 I remember reading black men have like 800% higher rates of chlamydia, gonorrhea, syphilis.

03:32:24.000 Or you're eight times more likely to get it from black men.

03:32:27.000 I'm not sure if that's 800%.

03:32:30.000 In the room and watch?

03:32:32.000 Watch and record and stuff like that.

03:32:34.000 Really?

03:32:34.000 Or whatever the guys want me to do if they want me to do stuff.

03:32:37.000 So what is your experience of this?

03:32:39.000 Is it humiliating?

03:32:40.000 Is it tantalizing?

03:32:42.000 Is it exciting?

03:32:43.000 What is it?

03:32:45.000 It is humiliating, but it's also sexy to watch a guy basically perform better than I can.

03:32:50.000 It's almost like watching porn.

03:32:52.000 Do you think porn is what kind of led you into this?

03:32:56.000 Yes.

03:32:56.000 Not really.

03:32:57.000 Being a voyeur?

03:32:58.000 You don't think you would come up with that idea on your own, just sitting around going fucking crazy?

03:33:02.000 I got an idea, honey.

03:33:03.000 It's called an upside-down cake.

03:33:05.000 Like, where you just got the idea from thin air?

03:33:08.000 Not really.

03:33:10.000 I think it went from, I was doing like, get out of here, get out of my life.

03:33:14.000 I don't want that much in my purview anymore.

03:33:17.000 I never want to see him again unless he's at the end of my fist.

03:33:22.000 I thought this was an interesting set of graphs about how separated we are politically as a nation.

03:33:28.000 I remember reading once that if you looked at crime in America with just whites and you removed blacks from all the stats, we would be way down the chain, like down by Norway and Finland as far as violent crime goes.

03:33:42.000 And it's the same with test scores.

03:33:44.000 America has terrible test scores.

03:33:46.000 But if you made it just white, we'd actually be in the top 10 nations.

03:33:54.000 Similarly, if just whites voted, America would be completely red.

03:34:01.000 And what I find amazing about this is people of color, it's always blue.

03:34:04.000 And zoom in on the text at the bottom there.

03:34:09.000 He says, the reason I don't break down the people of color vote into various groups by gender, ethnicity, or education level is that no matter how I broke it down, it was always 100% blue.

03:34:22.000 So college-educated whites are blue on the coasts, Midwest, Northeast.

03:34:26.000 Non-college-educated whites, basically nowhere.

03:34:29.000 White men, just Washington State, basically.

03:34:35.000 White women, pretty similar to college-educated whites.

03:34:40.000 White people, pretty similar to college-educated whites.

03:34:44.000 And then go up a bit?

03:34:47.000 No, the other way.

03:34:49.000 And look at that.

03:34:50.000 People of color, 100% blue.

03:34:52.000 Women.

03:34:53.000 See, women are the ones deciding these elections, really.

03:34:58.000 And men would make it all.

03:35:01.000 Good thing we got coloreds and women the rat to vote, huh?

03:35:05.000 That turned out real good.

03:35:10.000 Oh, wow, this is a terrifying search of STDs and African American four times as high for adults for that specific one.

03:35:22.000 I thought this was funny.

03:35:23.000 Project Veritas has a branch in India now.

03:35:27.000 Yeah.

03:35:28.000 It's called Gravitas.

03:35:33.000 No, I'm just kidding.

03:35:34.000 It's just called Gravitas.

03:35:36.000 But it's a really like the Mark Marin thing was very telling.

03:35:41.000 And by the way, you can tell when Mark's talking, he has no interest in learning if he's right or wrong or meeting any of these people he's talking about.

03:35:47.000 They're written off.

03:35:49.000 QAnon, evil, the end.

03:35:52.000 But this is similar.

03:35:54.000 This is how the turd world sees us.

03:35:56.000 And they take lies like we were whipping migrants, which is, no, those were the leather straps to guide the horses, you fucking idiots.

03:36:04.000 Kamala fell for that.

03:36:06.000 Biden fell for that.

03:36:07.000 Everyone dumb fell for that.

03:36:09.000 But it's this like, you have money and there are people suffering.

03:36:14.000 Go and fix it.

03:36:15.000 It's a weird kind of white supremacy in a way.

03:36:17.000 Because it's like, America is number one.

03:36:19.000 And if there's a problem, then they can fix it.

03:36:21.000 What the fuck, guys?

03:36:24.000 Why are people hungry in Africa?

03:36:26.000 America should fix it.

03:36:28.000 No.

03:36:29.000 America should make sure you don't get in.

03:36:33.000 The building behind me is the symbol of America's power, the White House, the home of the U.S. President.

03:36:38.000 The White House.

03:36:38.000 But you know who built it?

03:36:40.000 Slaves.

03:36:41.000 In fact, most of the famous buildings in Washington were built by slaves.

03:36:45.000 It's an undeniable part of American history.

03:36:48.000 Like these pictures, white men whipping slaves.

03:36:52.000 Not only was it legal, it was encouraged.

03:36:55.000 Do you think those are photos?

03:36:56.000 These pictures.

03:36:58.000 Do you want to talk about slavery in India, my dear?

03:37:01.000 And there's no evidence that the Washington Monument was built by slaves, although that's in the movie Spider-Man.

03:37:07.000 The White House was burnt to the ground in 1812.

03:37:13.000 When was slavery abolished in America?

03:37:17.000 1865.

03:37:19.000 I mean, I guess it's possible that some slaves were involved, but the way they say all of these lefty rumors like they're facts.

03:37:26.000 And notice the sort of scolding tone.

03:37:30.000 Yeah, we behaved very badly during slavery.

03:37:33.000 So did you, bitch.

03:37:35.000 You want to get into India's crimes?

03:37:38.000 The whip was the symbol of America's bigotry, of racism and white supremacy.

03:37:42.000 And now that symbol is bad.

03:37:44.000 Wait, stop.

03:37:44.000 India is still steeped in light-skinned supremacy.

03:37:48.000 Their whole caste system is inexorably linked to how light your tone is.

03:37:53.000 In fact, they take bleaching creams.

03:37:56.000 Remember when I was with advice with Saroosh, his mother would be furious when he got back from vacation and was darker because he hadn't used sunblock.

03:38:05.000 Let me show you some pictures.

03:38:06.000 These are not from the last century or from a medieval drama.

03:38:10.000 It's a video, my dear.

03:38:12.000 They're from the Texas border on Monday.

03:38:14.000 These men on horseback are U.S. border patrol.

03:38:19.000 The people they're herding are migrants.

03:38:22.000 And I say herding on purpose because there is no other way to describe what they're doing.

03:38:26.000 The border troops are carrying whips.

03:38:28.000 They're beating up migrants and pushing them back into the river.

03:38:32.000 These are Haitian migrants.

03:38:34.000 Thousands of them have amassed the U.S. border.

03:38:36.000 They have undertaken a long and dangerous journey.

03:38:39.000 They've walked hundreds of kilometers.

03:38:41.000 They've crossed rivers all in search of the American dream.

03:38:44.000 This is their temporary refuge.

03:38:46.000 This is crazy stuff.

03:38:49.000 It was 17,000, by the way.

03:38:50.000 17,000 Haitians come to our country and we are assholes if we don't let them in.

03:38:55.000 Is that how it works?

03:38:56.000 So borders don't exist?

03:38:59.000 Do other countries get borders?

03:39:02.000 Describe your utopia.

03:39:04.000 Oh, the fucking, don't get me started on the rape in India.

03:39:07.000 It's unbelievable.

03:39:13.000 Bridge in Del Rio, Texas.

03:39:15.000 At one point, 12,000 people were living here.

03:39:17.000 There are children.

03:39:18.000 There are pregnant women.

03:39:19.000 They pitched their tents and awaited their turn, but the U.S. had other plans.

03:39:24.000 They shut the border and began deporting the migrants.

03:39:27.000 Talk about cruelty.

03:39:29.000 These people were fleeing poverty and violence back home.

03:39:32.000 They are desperate.

03:39:33.000 They were desperate enough to set out on foot.

03:39:36.000 And what does the U.S. do?

03:39:37.000 Send them back to the same living helm.

03:39:40.000 I feel disappointed because we crossed over to the US and it wasn't what we expected.

03:39:46.000 They were very mean to us.

03:39:47.000 Just imagine, they treated us like we were thrash.

03:39:50.000 They didn't give us food, water, there were no doctors, nothing.

03:39:54.000 A lot of children, pregnant women.

03:39:56.000 Things are really hard for us.

03:40:00.000 I have two children.

03:40:01.000 I have been hungry for four days with children.

03:40:03.000 And now I have left the United States to find food in Mexico.

03:40:07.000 People in the United States don't give us anything, just water.

03:40:10.000 Since children only receive water, children are going hungry.

03:40:13.000 We are out in the open.

03:40:15.000 Sounds like it was a reckless journey you took.

03:40:18.000 We're escaping poverty.

03:40:20.000 Okay.

03:40:21.000 Well, you found more.

03:40:22.000 Cruelty.

03:40:24.000 That's what these migrants got from America.

03:40:26.000 They were beaten with whips and deported against their will.

03:40:28.000 Does the U.S. government have a response?

03:40:31.000 Here's what Vice President Kamala Harris said.

03:40:33.000 What I saw depicted about those individuals.

03:40:37.000 Anyway, this is the ancient Chinese secret.

03:40:39.000 Last thing on the old racity race.

03:40:41.000 I think I mentioned this yesterday, but you can look up the Andy No podcast about it.

03:40:46.000 The Proud Boys, those two Marines were seen as Proud Boys, and they were beaten by Antifa.

03:40:54.000 The guys, no charges whatsoever.

03:40:58.000 Max and John got four years.

03:41:00.000 Did they get held?

03:41:02.000 And by the way, those are the three who were caught.

03:41:03.000 It was a bunch of Antifa mobbing those guys.

03:41:06.000 And they said, you're white supremacists, you're proud boys.

03:41:08.000 They go, no, we're not.

03:41:09.000 We're Mexican.

03:41:09.000 We're Hispanics.

03:41:10.000 And then they go, you fucking wetbacks, you spicks, spitting on them, punching them.

03:41:15.000 These are American Marines.

03:41:18.000 So you go, well, you fucked up this time.

03:41:20.000 That's basically fighting a cop.

03:41:22.000 Nope.

03:41:24.000 Soros-funded DA drops the charges.

03:41:27.000 Click on the YouTube link so people can look that up on their own time.

03:41:31.000 Zoom out a bit.

03:41:33.000 They weren't even held during that whole process, though, right?

03:41:39.000 No.

03:41:40.000 No, they're free to go.

03:41:41.000 And that first guy they showed is a bigwig at Antifa, a major player.

03:41:47.000 Did you see this guy?

03:41:48.000 It got deleted the original, but he was saying we should start killing white people.

03:41:53.000 Well, he said, I watched this.

03:41:55.000 His whole argument is like, look, these white people just keep killing us.

03:41:58.000 We have to start killing them.

03:42:00.000 And I'm willing to die to do it.

03:42:01.000 And it's like, dude, look up the stats.

03:42:03.000 White on black crime is not a thing.

03:42:06.000 Black on white crime is a thing, a huge thing.

03:42:09.000 And black on black crime is basically everything.

03:42:12.000 Maybe that's why blacks kill each other.

03:42:13.000 They're trying to stop the black crime.

03:42:16.000 They're trying to stop the people killing their fellow black people.

03:42:19.000 Yeah.

03:42:19.000 Maybe Cornpop was just a good dude.

03:42:22.000 He was a guy who was molesting children at the pool.

03:42:25.000 Dan is a good follow, by the way.

03:42:27.000 I think I'm pretty sure it was Vice that wrote an article about him, how he's got a hate-filled thing.

03:42:32.000 But basically, all the hate-filled stuff is just facts and videos of things going down, like this guy getting stabbed for no reason or this other person getting stabbed for no reason.

03:42:41.000 Well, let's go back to the video that you were about to show.

03:42:44.000 go.

03:42:49.000 I actually haven't seen this yet.

03:42:52.000 So let me get this straight.

03:42:54.000 Every other month, we getting some police body cam footage of a nigga getting shot in his bed or shot getting out of his car.

03:43:02.000 I just read an article about some white gang that done killed two niggas in a prison.

03:43:08.000 Random niggas, white men killing black women that they meet on Craigslist and shit.

03:43:15.000 Not a pattern, dude.

03:43:16.000 Not a pattern.

03:43:19.000 Just getting away with it.

03:43:21.000 When do we change things?

03:43:22.000 When do we start killing white people?

03:43:25.000 Because that's what they doing to us.

03:43:29.000 When do we do an eye for an eye?

03:43:31.000 Because it was more nuanced with the rapist thing.

03:43:37.000 Because people were like, well, we don't have...

03:43:41.000 These white people don't got no motherfucking excuse.

03:43:43.000 When do we start killing these crackers?

03:43:47.000 Can you pull up the data on white men raping black women?

03:43:50.000 I don't even know if they're strong enough.

03:43:56.000 It's amazing that you take this anecdote.

03:43:59.000 You know, what is racism?

03:44:01.000 It's taking anecdotal evidence and using it to fuel your prejudice.

03:44:13.000 He used the word racism in his definition of racism.

03:44:15.000 Racism is very simple.

03:44:17.000 You can notice patterns about a race.

03:44:20.000 By the way, you can also notice patterns about a cultural group, about a gender, about a sexual preference, people of a sexual preference.

03:44:28.000 You can notice patterns.

03:44:29.000 That's not racist.

03:44:30.000 That's not prejudice.

03:44:31.000 That's not bigotry.

03:44:33.000 The bigotry comes in when you meet an individual and you don't give them a blank slate.

03:44:39.000 You don't assume this person could be an exception to the rule.

03:44:43.000 Yes, the Scots and the Irish are heavy drinkers.

03:44:46.000 They tend to have a problem with whiskey in particular.

03:44:49.000 I know I do.

03:44:50.000 They tend to get violent on whiskey.

03:44:52.000 I know I do.

03:44:54.000 But when you meet an Irishman, you don't assume that they are drunks and you let them, say, work at a whiskey distillery.

03:45:02.000 It would be, well, this would be not racist, but it would be culturally biased to say, oh, an Irishman work at a whiskey distillery?

03:45:10.000 Nah, he'll just drink it all.

03:45:11.000 No, you have to see if he can do it.

03:45:15.000 So patterns exist in groups.

03:45:16.000 I'm sorry.

03:45:17.000 But I'm not a racist because when I meet a black person, I don't immediately apply that pattern to that person.

03:45:24.000 I take that person as an individual.

03:45:26.000 And this was made very clear in what everyone sees as the most controversial book next to mine, Kampf, which is The Bell Curve.

03:45:32.000 The whole first part of the bell curve is this is just a bunch of patterns.

03:45:36.000 You may not apply these patterns to an individual.

03:45:39.000 You have to see an individual as an individual.

03:45:43.000 So if that guy was to kill me for being white, that'd be pretty darn racist.

03:45:47.000 All right, let's do the mailbag.

03:45:52.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a damn.

03:45:57.000 Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.

03:46:03.000 Let me touch it.

03:46:04.000 This might be the longest episode we've done outside of the marathon.

03:46:09.000 Maybe.

03:46:11.000 By the way, I think for Christmas vacation, we should see if we can do like a fucking 10-day marathon.

03:46:18.000 Holy fuck.

03:46:20.000 What do you think of that?

03:46:21.000 sounds wild and crazy Community theater canceled for cultural appropriation.

03:46:37.000 Local community theater in Utah in a small town that is like 95% white was going to do a production of The King and I, and of course the Woke Crowd had to shut it down.

03:46:45.000 Kind of sad.

03:46:47.000 The ironic thing is, this just means from now on they will only do plays about white people, LOL.

03:46:51.000 They said anyone could join, but of course if your community is 95% white.

03:46:55.000 What's The King and I again?

03:46:58.000 Ben Kingsley was in the remake of it.

03:47:01.000 The King and I. Who's the King falls in love with a Packy?

03:47:09.000 Right?

03:47:11.000 Oh no, Ben Kingsley didn't?

03:47:13.000 Oh yeah, that's Yoel Brenner.

03:47:15.000 Yeah.

03:47:16.000 So I guess it's about some Middle Eastern king and a white woman.

03:47:24.000 Maybe he's Asian?

03:47:29.000 Yeah, See, when it goes the other way, everyone has a heart attack.

03:47:32.000 That's what we said.

03:47:33.000 Anyways, white people, you can't do the king and I. Meanwhile, we were busy changing all white characters to black.

03:47:38.000 That was an interesting segue.

03:47:40.000 Gigantic tit teacher is a pedophile.

03:47:42.000 Oh, dude, you know what happened to me the other day?

03:47:44.000 You know that symbol?

03:47:45.000 The Otis symbol?

03:47:46.000 That is the Otis symbol, the pedophile symbol?

03:47:50.000 Yes.

03:47:53.000 This triangle thing?

03:47:54.000 Yeah.

03:47:55.000 There's a Viking symbol that looks similar to it, but it's like two or three of them combined.

03:48:00.000 I guess there's a dude who liked the Viking version.

03:48:02.000 He didn't want to do all three.

03:48:04.000 So he had just the one triangle on his arm.

03:48:07.000 I don't think he was a pedophile.

03:48:08.000 He was ripped.

03:48:09.000 He's with a bunch of other families at a baseball game.

03:48:11.000 And I want to just pull him aside and go, that fucking symbol, when it's just the one triangle, that's a fucking pedophile thing.

03:48:20.000 Right.

03:48:22.000 I'm not accusing you.

03:48:23.000 I can tell you're not.

03:48:26.000 But you got to do something there.

03:48:29.000 Add some more Viking shit to it.

03:48:31.000 This was bad.

03:48:33.000 I noticed this.

03:48:34.000 And it's a small world.

03:48:36.000 Really?

03:48:36.000 That's not good.

03:48:37.000 Nope.

03:48:39.000 Especially because what are they saying?

03:48:40.000 It's supposed to be Greek columns?

03:48:43.000 Yeah.

03:48:44.000 What up, G-Dog Rye Guy and the OG Baby Monster?

03:48:46.000 Just thought I'd share this pic of that huge ditty teacher.

03:48:48.000 I noticed one of the pics floating online that he has the national symbol of man-boy love.

03:48:54.000 Oh.

03:48:55.000 Where?

03:48:56.000 Up in the left, that blue bottle.

03:48:57.000 Yeah, no, but it's a triangle.

03:48:59.000 Yeah, but it still has a spiral aspect to it.

03:49:04.000 I don't like googling this.

03:49:06.000 Yeah.

03:49:07.000 Oh, oops.

03:49:08.000 What is that QR code?

03:49:09.000 Let me check that out.

03:49:10.000 Where?

03:49:11.000 Oh, good luck.

03:49:12.000 Let's see.

03:49:14.000 Yeah, every time I've seen that symbol, it's a triangle.

03:49:17.000 But it is always blue and white.

03:49:24.000 Pedophile symbol.

03:49:26.000 It's funny.

03:49:27.000 People are watching me Google shit and they can't see my computer.

03:49:30.000 Yeah, I don't see any squares.

03:49:33.000 Not that, you know, that absolves them of anything.

03:49:39.000 Hey, cat's up.

03:49:41.000 You and Gav should really have this comedian named Tyler Fisher on the show.

03:49:44.000 Yes, I'm familiar with Tyler.

03:49:46.000 I think his manager used to do my podcast free speech.

03:49:49.000 Oh.

03:49:50.000 Oh.

03:49:51.000 There's been a persistent rumor that many schools throughout the state of Indiana have started accommodating students who identify as cats with litter boxes in the bathrooms.

03:49:58.000 Yes, I have heard this from parents who have kids in a class that has a cat in it.

03:50:07.000 And there is a litter box.

03:50:09.000 The kids don't shit in it, but it's part of helping the identity.

03:50:13.000 And there'll be several cats in the school, and they're at the bus stop and they lick themselves.

03:50:18.000 The fuck?

03:50:21.000 Yeah, it's a real thing.

03:50:23.000 Wow.

03:50:23.000 This goes beyond furries.

03:50:25.000 My friend's a cat.

03:50:26.000 No, he's not.

03:50:34.000 Woman King.

03:50:35.000 You mentioned a few times how the Woman King has a near 100% critic score on Rotten Tomatoes.

03:50:39.000 95% at the time of this writing.

03:50:41.000 I just checked it.

03:50:42.000 This audience score is 99%.

03:50:44.000 What the fuck?

03:50:45.000 That's even higher than the critic score.

03:50:47.000 And he goes, to put it in perspective, Goodfellas has a 97%.

03:50:51.000 Saving Private Ryan has a 95%.

03:50:54.000 And The Shining has a 93%.

03:50:58.000 Woman King obliterates all those shitty movies.

03:51:02.000 They're going to be quoting it.

03:51:03.000 Goodfellas.

03:51:05.000 Yeah, yeah.

03:51:06.000 Anthony's going to start quoting this.

03:51:07.000 Let's see what the...

03:51:13.000 That's weird because the likes on this, you see, are 58,000.

03:51:18.000 And the dislikes, you see, they trumped that with 493,000.

03:51:25.000 Why are you talking like Norm McDonald's nephew?

03:51:28.000 Yeah.

03:51:29.000 Good question.

03:51:31.000 Look at the ratio of dislikes to likes.

03:51:33.000 Tremendously disliked, but yet I guess the people that went to Rotten Tomato, they changed their tune or a totally different audience.

03:51:39.000 Or Rotten Tomatoes is just lying.

03:51:41.000 No, they couldn't do that.

03:51:44.000 I don't want to live in a world where Jim Goad can't a 12-gauge pump or where Maddie can't own his weapon of choice.

03:51:51.000 I guess he meant to say can't have.

03:51:53.000 A federal judge just ruled felons have the right to keep and bear arms under the recent SCOTUS Bruins decision.

03:51:59.000 Why don't we save this?

03:52:01.000 Well, why don't we save this for when Maddie's here?

03:52:07.000 But it looks like, it looks like felons might be able to carry.

03:52:12.000 I'm all for that.

03:52:14.000 Felons.

03:52:16.000 I'm all for you.

03:52:17.000 You did your time.

03:52:18.000 We're good.

03:52:23.000 Going off the quick bio, the author seems like she's a WAPO whack job.

03:52:28.000 And check out the price, $6.66.

03:52:31.000 They openly embrace Satan.

03:52:33.000 Opening it right now.

03:52:34.000 Every time I get more than one picture, it's a whole fucking thing.

03:52:37.000 But I got them.

03:52:39.000 I only had one picture.

03:52:40.000 Oh, I see.

03:52:41.000 Her name is Carol Vinzant.

03:52:43.000 That's annoying.

03:52:44.000 Being an adult who did a kid's book about your political enemy is just so corny.

03:52:49.000 Actually, it's corny on our side, too.

03:52:51.000 Trump coloring book and all that crap.

03:52:53.000 They advertise that on Fox all the time.

03:52:57.000 Don't be like Donald Trump.

03:52:59.000 This has been sent to me a few times, so we might as well show it.

03:53:03.000 And stop me if we've already showed it.

03:53:05.000 Shown it?

03:53:09.000 But this is a Scottish woman on a Judge Judy type show where the dog raped the cat.

03:53:17.000 I hope it's not a young student who identifies as a cat.

03:53:20.000 The dog raped the cat, and the cat's on medication now going through therapy.

03:53:25.000 What is taking you so long?

03:53:27.000 It's not the one right after that?

03:53:29.000 Yes, it is?

03:53:30.000 Not for me.

03:53:32.000 Next one for me is shoe design.

03:53:34.000 Oh, because I already made it orange that just disappears off your radar?

03:53:38.000 Well, it's not there.

03:53:39.000 What's the title of it?

03:53:40.000 To give a heartfelt apology.

03:53:43.000 I do not have that, but I could search for it and it'll pop up.

03:53:47.000 Yesterday at 7.43 p.m.

03:53:50.000 Type in heartfelt.

03:53:52.000 Yep, there we go.

03:53:53.000 Why isn't it on your show?

03:53:54.000 I don't know.

03:53:56.000 I just know that sucks.

03:54:01.000 There's Ancient Tyne's Secret?

03:54:03.000 Are you familiar with it?

03:54:04.000 No, I don't think I've ever seen it.

03:54:06.000 Oh.

03:54:07.000 You might want to get better than a 56K modem for your computer.

03:54:10.000 The dog was trying to help with her cat.

03:54:17.000 Okay.

03:54:18.000 My cat's now on medication for anxiety and depression.

03:54:25.000 What else would you want from Sandra?

03:54:27.000 An apology.

03:54:28.000 An actual heartfelt apology.

03:54:30.000 Why?

03:54:30.000 I'm really, really sorry, Nikki.

03:54:32.000 I'm really, really, really sorry.

03:54:34.000 I didn't realise that it was...

03:54:40.000 Why are you laughing?

03:54:44.000 Ryan, your fucking internet is just ruining the show.

03:54:48.000 Figure that out with our tech guy, please.

03:54:51.000 That joke was just destroyed.

03:54:55.000 Off on your situation.

03:54:57.000 You're not afraid of me.

03:55:01.000 Maybe it's one of the cats that the students identify as a cat.

03:55:05.000 I already made that joke, thank you.

03:55:07.000 Here's something different for Gavman and the Fagman.

03:55:09.000 Rate my shoe design.

03:55:10.000 Vans lets you make your own shoes to order.

03:55:13.000 These are the ugliest, shittiest, stupidest shoes I've ever seen in my life.

03:55:20.000 Dude, you should not have the right to design your own shoes.

03:55:25.000 Army green, but then a toe that's like a white Hawaiian, pink fucking eyelet holes, and then the checkerboards.

03:55:36.000 What?

03:55:37.000 This is garbage.

03:55:39.000 You suck, dude.

03:55:41.000 Wow.

03:55:42.000 You're lucky that you live in a world where other people design shit for you.

03:55:50.000 What up, dudes?

03:55:50.000 Is this a 10?

03:55:51.000 Gavin, I've heard about your tasting woman over the years listening to you.

03:55:53.000 And when I come across this photo yesterday, I thought she might be a 10.

03:55:56.000 She has fascinating tits.

03:55:59.000 I think those tits are a lot of fun.

03:56:01.000 I've never come across tits like that in my days.

03:56:04.000 Have you, Ryan?

03:56:08.000 Not quite like the way they sit.

03:56:10.000 No.

03:56:11.000 They're very unusual.

03:56:12.000 They are unusual.

03:56:13.000 But I'm a fan.

03:56:14.000 It might be the bra doing weird stuff to them.

03:56:16.000 I like her fat ass.

03:56:17.000 She looks like a great girl next door, great mistress.

03:56:22.000 But, you know, kind of a wide, pudgy face.

03:56:28.000 I'm not going to be scientific.

03:56:29.000 I'm just going to go with my heart.

03:56:30.000 And my heart says, what does my heart say right?

03:56:36.000 I'm going to say 8.4.

03:56:39.000 No, I'm not.

03:56:40.000 8.2.

03:56:43.000 Anything in the 7s seems wrong.

03:56:46.000 I'm going to go 7.99.

03:56:49.000 I've never done this before.

03:56:50.000 I'm adding a decimal place.

03:56:52.000 I just can't go to 8.

03:56:54.000 Maybe I could, though.

03:56:57.000 Last one, I'm fucking exhausted after this super duper long show.

03:57:01.000 We're in Dallas tonight.

03:57:03.000 So please buy tickets.

03:57:04.000 If you're a Dallas site, you go to, what's the URL, Ryan?

03:57:08.000 I'll show you.

03:57:09.000 It's right here.

03:57:12.000 Tinyurl.com.

03:57:14.000 TinyURL.com, censored live.

03:57:17.000 We gave away the location, right?

03:57:19.000 TK Comedy Club in Addison.

03:57:22.000 That's right.

03:57:24.000 Fun little part of Dallas.

03:57:25.000 It's going to be totally rad.

03:57:27.000 Two shows Friday, two shows Saturday, because it's a very small venue and it sold out.

03:57:32.000 But now it's not going to sell out because there's four spots.

03:57:34.000 So I think we may have overdone it with the spots.

03:57:38.000 And now we've gone from two jam-packed shows overflowing to four not busy at all shows.

03:57:46.000 But whatever.

03:57:47.000 Hey, Gavin Ryan, do you have any advice for going to a show alone?

03:57:49.000 The band Turnstyle, Turnstile fucking amazing hardcore band, really good.

03:57:55.000 It's coming to Buffalo in November.

03:57:57.000 I don't think my friends would be into going because they aren't into hardcore and it's on a weekday.

03:58:00.000 I've never been to a hardcore show.

03:58:01.000 I don't know what to expect.

03:58:03.000 Well, Jay, it's very uncomfortable being a young man, testosterone coursing through your veins, and you're at a hardcore show.

03:58:13.000 Me and my buddy Steve used to fantasize about having no arms.

03:58:16.000 Because you just walk into the show, you'd be like...

03:58:24.000 Crossing your arms is a good one.

03:58:26.000 So you're going to feel uncomfortable.

03:58:27.000 That's part of being a young man.

03:58:29.000 You better be a young man if you're asking such a gay question.

03:58:35.000 Is that turnstile?

03:58:38.000 I would go to the edge of the pit, assuming there's a pit, and just sort of like police it a little bit.

03:58:43.000 So there's going to be guys that are bumping in.

03:58:45.000 Don't shove them hard, but you're just, you have your arms out like this, and you're just trying to stop them from careening into people behind you.

03:58:51.000 So you're not a security guard, you're just more like a human buffer.

03:58:56.000 And you're taking it with some shock.

03:58:58.000 And if you see anyone fall, you reach down, you scoop them up.

03:59:02.000 And then when you slowly get more acclimated, I think you can get in a bit.

03:59:07.000 If it's a circle slam, you can start sort of getting in there.

03:59:11.000 I don't know.

03:59:11.000 Maybe they're doing that stupid New York thing where you swing your arms around and then slowly get into it.

03:59:18.000 But remember, it's not violent.

03:59:19.000 It's for friends.

03:59:20.000 Anyone falls, they get picked up.

03:59:21.000 And then when you get too tired, you go back to the edge and become a human buffer again.

03:59:26.000 That's the beauty of hardcore shows, at least how I remember them when I was young, man.

03:59:30.000 You get to totally play with how dangerous you wanted things to go.

03:59:35.000 All right.

03:59:36.000 Final vid.

03:59:38.000 Hit it.

03:59:39.000 Hit it.

03:59:55.000 Jetpacks are here.

03:59:56.000 Jetpacks are real.

03:59:59.000 Finally, what took you so long?

04:00:01.000 2022.

04:00:02.000 I thought we were going to have these in the year 2000 at the latest.

04:00:06.000 Jetpack 2000.

04:00:08.000 That sounds cool.

04:00:08.000 Jetpack 2022 sounds late.

04:00:12.000 But they are as awesome as you thought they would be.

04:00:19.000 Even with the fire shooting out, that's cool.

04:00:24.000 This better not be fake.

04:00:28.000 I don't think it is.

04:00:30.000 If it is, the fake video editing is even cooler than a jetpack.

04:00:35.000 Yeah.

04:00:38.000 I like that he doesn't have a helmet on.

04:00:40.000 That's cool.

04:00:43.000 All right, we're ready to go.

04:00:44.000 All right, up, and up we go.

04:00:50.000 Problem is, you go to the fridge to get a beer.

04:00:52.000 How do you grab the beer?

04:00:54.000 Use your feet.

04:00:56.000 Okay.

04:01:02.000 I kind of want them on my feet so I can have hands.

04:01:06.000 You knee?

04:01:08.000 Yeah.

04:01:08.000 I know I'm being picky about my jetpacks very soon into the jetpack discovery.

04:01:14.000 That's exactly how you want it to be too.

04:01:16.000 Not too crazy.

04:01:17.000 You don't want to go 60 miles an hour.

04:01:20.000 You just kind of want to float around.

04:01:24.000 It'd be good for landmine fields.

04:01:29.000 Boing.

04:01:30.000 you're on the moon all of a sudden.

04:01:37.000 That'd be a fun place to get your hair blow-dried.

04:01:41.000 Yeah.

04:01:41.000 That's the first thing that came into my mind, too.

04:01:45.000 So yeah, folks, we're in Dallas.

04:01:46.000 Please come down.

04:01:47.000 Come down to the TK Comedy Club.

04:01:49.000 Enjoy yourself.

04:01:50.000 Still plenty of tickets.

04:01:51.000 Plenty of fun to be had.

04:01:53.000 Me, Josh, Ryan, Anthony Cumia.

04:01:56.000 Rudest, most offensive jokes.

04:01:59.000 I hear that Aaron Berg and Puerto Rican Rattlesnake are doing the Offend Everyone tour.

04:02:09.000 This is like, I don't want anyone to record it.

04:02:11.000 I don't want it to ever get out.

04:02:13.000 We're never going to put up the video because it's career-ruining content.

04:02:19.000 It's really bad.

04:02:21.000 I don't like it.

04:02:22.000 That's why I have to have a few beers first because my own material offends me.

04:02:27.000 And if you're not within the Dallas vicinity, I hope you're near Chicago when we go or New York when we do that show.

04:02:33.000 We're hard-working comedians, which is something I never thought I'd do.

04:02:38.000 And in the interim, I'll see you on Monday.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - September 23, 2022

S04E167 - LORD OF THE FLIES

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