Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S04E169

00:00:53.000 Hello.

00:00:53.000 Lads.

00:00:57.000 Everybody!

00:01:00.000 Got it?

00:01:03.000 Okay.

00:01:03.000 That's a band called Brand New, which is a dumb name for a band.

00:01:08.000 It's very hard to Google that.

00:01:09.000 At least spell it weird.

00:01:11.000 Make the A an ad symbol or something, dog.

00:01:14.000 Come on.

00:01:14.000 You're from Long Island?

00:01:16.000 Not around anymore.

00:01:17.000 No.

00:01:18.000 You know them?

00:01:19.000 Yeah, I'm surprised you like Brand New.

00:01:22.000 Oh, really?

00:01:22.000 The song, what, now you don't like them because I do?

00:01:25.000 Yep.

00:01:27.000 They're good.

00:01:28.000 That one song, I believe you bought my Tommy Gun Don't.

00:01:32.000 Woo.

00:01:32.000 What a damn.

00:01:34.000 Well, wait a minute.

00:01:34.000 Now I'm worried.

00:01:35.000 No, no.

00:01:36.000 You like early Jane's late chains, peppers and rage.

00:01:39.000 You know who else does?

00:01:40.000 Anthony Coomey.

00:01:42.000 When he did his karaoke, he was doing songs that you would normally poo-poo on.

00:01:45.000 Anthony and I are not getting married.

00:01:47.000 So the fact that he likes video games and Alice in Chains doesn't come up.

00:01:53.000 But we're getting married.

00:01:54.000 And cats.

00:01:55.000 I hate all those things.

00:01:57.000 I hate cats.

00:02:00.000 You know they're not domesticated?

00:02:02.000 I did not know.

00:02:03.000 When people talk about their pets, I just go, I just say, I can't help myself anymore.

00:02:08.000 I go, just kill it.

00:02:10.000 Just put a shovel on its neck and just push down.

00:02:13.000 There's a lady you might like that's out killing huskies in the news lately.

00:02:17.000 Holy shit, that's rough.

00:02:19.000 Have you seen that?

00:02:20.000 No.

00:02:20.000 She thought it was a wolf.

00:02:22.000 It kind of is.

00:02:23.000 Well, yeah.

00:02:25.000 I mean, this can go back and forth.

00:02:27.000 Don't kill huskies.

00:02:28.000 Don't kill huskies.

00:02:29.000 They're beautiful.

00:02:30.000 But don't have huskies around your kids either.

00:02:32.000 No.

00:02:32.000 And then, of course, whenever you say that, someone sends you a picture of a little kid sleeping on a husky.

00:02:38.000 Oh, really?

00:02:39.000 Are they so dangerous?

00:02:41.000 Shut up.

00:02:42.000 Montana woman, Amber Rose, kills Skin's Husky after mistaking it for a wolf.

00:02:48.000 And then she posts pictures of her with the skinned husky.

00:02:51.000 Oh, shit.

00:02:52.000 Is that someone's pet?

00:02:54.000 No, it was a wild dog at the time.

00:02:57.000 It was somebody.

00:02:58.000 It was domesticated and then somebody, I guess, let it run free or it escaped.

00:03:06.000 That's the thing.

00:03:08.000 She has some sort of license or something that allows her to hunt for wolves or a wolf tag or something.

00:03:14.000 And so you think that she would know what a wolf and a dog looks like.

00:03:17.000 Sorry for dog lovers, these grotesque pictures, but to be fair, she was so far away from civilization, she doesn't expect to see a dog and it was coming at her, apparently.

00:03:26.000 Google Image Wolf.

00:03:28.000 I thought huskies are very uniquely white-faced.

00:03:31.000 Right, wolf.

00:03:32.000 I know a guy who has two huskies way up in northern Ontario.

00:03:35.000 Guess what he feeds them?

00:03:37.000 Like meat?

00:03:38.000 Like raw meat?

00:03:39.000 Nothing.

00:03:39.000 Oh.

00:03:40.000 They get their own meat.

00:03:41.000 Oh, they look very different.

00:03:44.000 Retard?

00:03:47.000 Not even close.

00:03:48.000 This one kind of.

00:03:50.000 Nope.

00:03:50.000 I presume that's a husky on the right.

00:03:53.000 Well, if there's presumption, then it looks like it is a little close.

00:03:56.000 But yeah, you're right.

00:03:57.000 Yeah, they always have white faces.

00:03:59.000 Yeah.

00:03:59.000 Well, the thing is, so the dog had been living wild for a while.

00:04:03.000 Maybe it had a different, you know, kind of look to it.

00:04:06.000 No, that's what I'm saying.

00:04:07.000 I'm looking at it.

00:04:10.000 Yeah, so.

00:04:13.000 Wow.

00:04:14.000 Yep.

00:04:14.000 That's heavy.

00:04:15.000 I don't want you to kill dogs.

00:04:16.000 I'm just kidding.

00:04:17.000 Yes.

00:04:18.000 But I do hate when people think you give a shit about their fucking pet.

00:04:22.000 It's amazing to me that, I mean, talking about your kids, unless it's applicable to someone else's kids, like kids today and their screens.

00:04:29.000 All right, that's sort of a general subject.

00:04:31.000 But individual stories about your dog or your kid that are unique to them.

00:04:36.000 He thinks he's a little dog.

00:04:38.000 He thinks he's a big dog.

00:04:40.000 Oh, really?

00:04:40.000 Now he thinks he's a dead dog.

00:04:43.000 And he's right.

00:04:46.000 Or I talked about this before, but there's this dog park, dog beach.

00:04:51.000 There's a few dog beaches in Westchester, but there's one by Rye Playland, and you go there and the dog is jumping on you, someone else's dog, and then you look over and he's going.

00:05:02.000 Like you're going to go, this is a rambunctious one.

00:05:05.000 Or he's doing you a favor by letting you hang out with the dog?

00:05:08.000 Literally, yes.

00:05:09.000 He's like, I'll give you guys some time, but we do have to go.

00:05:12.000 You can enjoy him.

00:05:13.000 I'm kind of a cuck, so I'm letting you guys have sex while I watch.

00:05:17.000 Fuck you.

00:05:19.000 I hate you.

00:05:20.000 I told you about my dad, right?

00:05:22.000 He hates dogs.

00:05:23.000 I don't hate dogs.

00:05:24.000 I don't want to hear about your dog.

00:05:25.000 I don't want you killing huskies.

00:05:28.000 Cats aren't domesticated.

00:05:29.000 You're letting an animal in your home that wants you dead.

00:05:33.000 Why is it there?

00:05:34.000 You're just feeding a wild animal.

00:05:38.000 But with dogs, yeah, I get it.

00:05:39.000 And little doggies are handy with the yapping.

00:05:42.000 You can tell if someone's near your property, they're a good little alarm.

00:05:44.000 And if I lived in the hood, I probably would have a pit bull.

00:05:47.000 I wouldn't have it around kids, but it's a handy dog to have if you're in a crime-ridden zone because it is a gun.

00:05:55.000 But my dad, on the other hand, hates all dogs, wants them all gone, without exception, in any case.

00:06:02.000 And in my neighborhood, it's a status symbol to have lots of dogs, big dogs for some stupid reason.

00:06:09.000 I guess it shows you have a big house.

00:06:12.000 I mean, that's the case in New York City, too.

00:06:14.000 If you live in Soho and you have two giant dogs, you must have a giant loft.

00:06:18.000 Status.

00:06:19.000 God.

00:06:20.000 Status is so gay.

00:06:22.000 Worrying about what other people think of your bank account or what you've achieved.

00:06:27.000 It's embarrassing.

00:06:28.000 That's why I like Paris Hilton with the small dogs.

00:06:30.000 It's like, this is how rich I am.

00:06:32.000 I could have an impractical dog.

00:06:33.000 Doesn't protect me.

00:06:35.000 Doesn't, you know.

00:06:36.000 Just a fashion accessory.

00:06:38.000 so this guy has like these two gigantic white dogs, they kind of look like Ivanka Trump's dog that she was accused of racism for owning.

00:06:47.000 And my dad's got a bit of a buzz on, and when he has a buzz, he gets confrontational, as all Scottish people do.

00:06:53.000 And we're in the park, and my dad's, he's already annoyed, because he's like, you work hard your whole life, you live in this fancy neighborhood, and there's a Muslim in a fucking burqa.

00:07:05.000 And so that set him off.

00:07:07.000 Like, even in a, he's used the word Tony.

00:07:09.000 I'd never heard the word Tony before.

00:07:10.000 Even in a tony neighborhood like this, you get fucking Muslims.

00:07:14.000 And so that set him off.

00:07:16.000 And then he sees someone walking these two giant Ivanka Trump matching dogs.

00:07:20.000 And he goes, oh, look what beautiful dogs you have, sir.

00:07:26.000 And I'm like, oh boy, here we go.

00:07:28.000 Meanwhile, these are my neighbors.

00:07:29.000 I'm like, dad, let's take it down, relax, relax.

00:07:31.000 No, no, no, no.

00:07:32.000 And then the guy, that's why he has the dogs, is for compliments such as this.

00:07:36.000 So he's like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:07:38.000 Hoping my dad will come over and pet them, and he can tell him all about the breeder and all that bullshit.

00:07:44.000 And he goes, what majestic beasts they are.

00:07:49.000 And he said it in such an aggressive way that the guy sensed something was up, like he's about to have his dogs killed.

00:07:54.000 So he's like, oh, thank you.

00:07:56.000 And then galloped away.

00:07:59.000 I got to maybe change that story and make the ending a little more exciting.

00:08:03.000 Well, there was the other one that was really good where you thought it was a dog and then it was a kid.

00:08:08.000 Oh, that's it.

00:08:10.000 That one's got a real punchy butt.

00:08:12.000 Yeah, when he came to New York, when he comes to New York, I should say, we're at some bar.

00:08:19.000 It's called St. Dymphness in the East Village.

00:08:23.000 And we're leaving and we leave the bar we're done.

00:08:26.000 And he's gone.

00:08:27.000 He's gone back in.

00:08:30.000 And I'm like, what the fuck?

00:08:31.000 So I turn around, because I don't want us to get shot.

00:08:33.000 He's constantly picking fights in New York.

00:08:36.000 One time we go to this Italian restaurant.

00:08:39.000 It's Italian.

00:08:40.000 It's called Frank's.

00:08:42.000 And he goes, I'll just get fries.

00:08:46.000 And they go, we don't serve French fries here, sir, Italian restaurant.

00:08:48.000 And he goes, you can't make fries?

00:08:51.000 How fucking easy is it to make fries?

00:08:55.000 Dad, it's not a matter of easy or not.

00:08:57.000 It's just not a place that has fries.

00:09:00.000 I'm sure they could get a potato, cut it up into little pieces, but it's a busy restaurant.

00:09:04.000 They don't have time to add things to the menu.

00:09:09.000 So he turns around and he goes into St. Diffness and he says, you've got a fucking dog.

00:09:15.000 You see that dog?

00:09:16.000 It's illegal to have a dog at a restaurant.

00:09:19.000 You're breaking the law and it's disgusting.

00:09:22.000 Luckily, they were yuppies and were not in trouble.

00:09:24.000 It wasn't some fucking Latin kings or some bullshit.

00:09:30.000 It all comes from when he was a kid and he was on the bus in Glasgow and he saw a dog humping some woman's leg and it ejaculated all over her.

00:09:40.000 Are you serious?

00:09:41.000 Yes.

00:09:41.000 Wow.

00:09:42.000 And she just took out a little serveette and just like wiped the calm off her arm.

00:09:48.000 And he's from then on.

00:09:50.000 He's just been like, I hate this fucking shit.

00:09:56.000 Deeply disturbed.

00:09:57.000 You know what Elsie told me?

00:09:58.000 He said it was just common at Glasgow movie theater for disgusting old pedophiles to put their hand on your leg when you're a little 13 year old.

00:10:11.000 What's that?

00:10:11.000 Say that again?

00:10:14.000 So, and my mom confirmed the story.

00:10:15.000 It happened to her, too.

00:10:16.000 So they both hate movies.

00:10:21.000 They'll watch movies at home, but they hate going to movies.

00:10:23.000 Actually, come to think of it, they don't even like movies at home.

00:10:27.000 It was a place where you could molest kids.

00:10:31.000 Crazy times.

00:10:32.000 Shitballs.

00:10:33.000 Crazy times in Glasgow.

00:10:34.000 All right.

00:10:35.000 Someone sent me some sprinkles, and for once it is sprinkles.

00:10:39.000 Praise the Lord Jesus Christ in heaven above.

00:10:42.000 No way.

00:10:44.000 Yeah.

00:10:44.000 So, here we go.

00:10:47.000 Sprinkle it on, Daddy-O.

00:10:48.000 Do you mind texting my girlfriend from Anchor?

00:10:50.000 Text from Drive.

00:10:51.000 Yeah, smart.

00:10:52.000 What do you want me to say?

00:10:54.000 Just tell her, just hit the road with Kyle, and I'll let you know when we get closer.

00:10:57.000 Cool.

00:10:59.000 She responded.

00:11:00.000 Says, don't bother.

00:11:02.000 I'm sick of your shit.

00:11:03.000 We're done.

00:11:05.000 Yeah.

00:11:06.000 Of course she said that.

00:11:08.000 Go ahead and text her.

00:11:09.000 You're just lashing out because you found out you were infertile.

00:11:12.000 Oh my God, dude.

00:11:14.000 I really don't think I should be a part of this.

00:11:15.000 I don't mind at all, please.

00:11:17.000 She said that's just what I told you.

00:11:19.000 It felt nicer than saying I'd rather fucking drown myself than start a family with you.

00:11:24.000 Holy shit, man.

00:11:25.000 I really don't feel comfortable.

00:11:27.000 No, no, no.

00:11:27.000 You're doing great.

00:11:28.000 You're doing great.

00:11:28.000 She's just busting my jobs.

00:11:30.000 Go ahead and text back.

00:11:33.000 Well, your mother was an abusive drunk, and you will be too.

00:11:37.000 It's just comfortable.

00:11:39.000 Okay.

00:11:40.000 She says, whatever, Mark.

00:11:42.000 Have fun fucking Kyle this weekend.

00:11:44.000 You've told me how many times you've thought about it?

00:11:46.000 Oh, my God.

00:11:54.000 Yo, ball and chain, huh?

00:11:56.000 Your battle axe.

00:11:58.000 Let's pull over and we'll grab some food and we can go off.

00:12:03.000 You know what's funny about that?

00:12:04.000 Battleaxe.

00:12:05.000 The old battle axe.

00:12:08.000 When you see the guy with the bug eyes in the back seat, you can tell that he's trying not to laugh and he doesn't have sprinkles.

00:12:16.000 But he's literally along for the ride.

00:12:18.000 Yeah.

00:12:19.000 And his only job is not to blow it.

00:12:22.000 Now, I'm not going to say he blew it, but he kind of blew it.

00:12:24.000 His face is overacting.

00:12:25.000 It turns it from like one type of video to like over the top.

00:12:30.000 Can I present some sprinkles?

00:12:31.000 Hold on.

00:12:31.000 This is how you do that.

00:12:33.000 This is what your face should have been in the back, okay?

00:12:36.000 You should have been like.

00:12:39.000 Yeah.

00:12:40.000 Not wide-eyed and bushy-tailed.

00:12:45.000 Let me see if I can get a look at that face.

00:12:46.000 All right, let's see what sprinkles you got.

00:12:48.000 All right.

00:12:49.000 I think this is pretty sprinkly.

00:12:51.000 Somebody hits a golf ball in our backyard.

00:12:53.000 Our dad goes out and lays next to it.

00:12:55.000 Oh, that's ancient Chinese, dude.

00:12:58.000 God, you're a loser.

00:12:59.000 Okay, wait.

00:13:00.000 Is this one ancient Chinese?

00:13:02.000 I don't think so.

00:13:04.000 Check this out.

00:13:05.000 What's it going to be?

00:13:06.000 Jerky Boys.

00:13:08.000 How'd you know that?

00:13:09.000 Have you heard of them before?

00:13:11.000 I'm slightly familiar.

00:13:12.000 This is this guy, Frank Rizzy.

00:13:13.000 Why don't you pull up some Foster Brooks videos while you're at it?

00:13:16.000 That I don't know.

00:13:17.000 You ever see this?

00:13:18.000 Yeah, man.

00:13:20.000 I was going to talk about me.

00:13:24.000 I'm going to be a little slimmer by the end, though.

00:13:26.000 A little bit slim.

00:13:28.000 I'll lose some of this.

00:13:29.000 188 down the.

00:13:31.000 Alright, you wanna take this on back?

00:13:32.000 Try it.

00:13:32.000 *laughter* *laughter* *laughter* *laughter* *laughter* *laughter* *laughter* Oh my god!

00:13:53.000 *laughter*

00:13:56.000 Nice delivery on the white guy there, man.

00:13:59.000 Killed it.

00:14:00.000 Really good job there.

00:14:01.000 You didn't crack up.

00:14:03.000 You didn't smile.

00:14:05.000 Let's see that again.

00:14:06.000 We'll do an instant report.

00:14:07.000 I'm really happy about that guy.

00:14:11.000 You want to take this on backtrack?

00:14:16.000 They always do that with Tommy Robinson.

00:14:18.000 They're always fucking with his giving him like a baby seat for the car and stuff.

00:14:22.000 That guy looks like he could brawl.

00:14:24.000 Also in the important news, shit I care about, we have a Braveheart of the Butt Boys.

00:14:30.000 No.

00:14:30.000 Our new leader, better than the guy who killed the person who butted.

00:14:34.000 This guy gave a woman a nervous breakdown.

00:14:38.000 If this folded cuff is annoying you as much as it's annoying me, welcome aboard.

00:14:42.000 This right here.

00:14:44.000 Fuck.

00:14:44.000 That's one problem with Nita Fashions.

00:14:46.000 When you get the shirt in the mail from Hong Kong, it's folded very tight.

00:14:51.000 So you got to iron out the cuffs, which I forgot to do.

00:14:55.000 I don't really like these striped shirts.

00:14:57.000 I'm not a striped shirt nigga.

00:14:59.000 Really?

00:15:00.000 I think it looks very dashing.

00:15:03.000 No, I've got an appointment with them next week.

00:15:06.000 And I think I'm good for suits.

00:15:08.000 I think I'm going to get a series of dress shirts.

00:15:11.000 See how this is thin?

00:15:13.000 I want to get a series of fucking thick, thick shirts.

00:15:17.000 Hell yeah.

00:15:18.000 Tucker Carlson thick shirts.

00:15:20.000 When they wrinkle, it's not choodalulu.

00:15:22.000 It's like chabon, chabon, chaban.

00:15:27.000 There's the face, by the way.

00:15:28.000 Yeah.

00:15:29.000 The other guy's doing great.

00:15:30.000 The other guy's doing an excellent job.

00:15:32.000 You're trying not to laugh.

00:15:34.000 Your eyes are way too big, dude.

00:15:36.000 Yeah.

00:15:37.000 He's the normie of the group that.

00:15:40.000 He's one of these guys who isn't funny but appreciates humor.

00:15:43.000 That's a type of person.

00:15:45.000 You know who else is like that?

00:15:46.000 Name drop?

00:15:47.000 Chloe Seveny.

00:15:49.000 She's not remotely funny, but she totally gets hilarious jokes and likes being around funny people.

00:15:55.000 Ever met someone like that?

00:15:55.000 It's a weird type of person.

00:15:56.000 Yeah.

00:15:57.000 Absolutely.

00:15:58.000 They totally appreciate it.

00:15:59.000 They get all the high-end quality Sprinkles comedy.

00:16:02.000 They don't laugh at this shit.

00:16:04.000 And then you're like, how can you appreciate awesome jokes and not be able to do them?

00:16:09.000 My friend Peter Harris, I miss him from high school.

00:16:14.000 And that was so respectable.

00:16:15.000 He wouldn't even be like...

00:16:18.000 He was just like, you know what it's like?

00:16:19.000 Those dudes in the punk scene that would have a sweater and slacks.

00:16:23.000 And they'd be in the mosh pit, and they had brown hair combed to the side.

00:16:28.000 They never got into the clothes.

00:16:29.000 They just loved the music and moshing and all that stuff.

00:16:32.000 Matt Eisman, I bet he was one of those guys.

00:16:35.000 He strikes me as one of those normies that hung out in the punk scene.

00:16:39.000 Yeah.

00:16:39.000 Wouldn't freak out if you started smoking weed or something.

00:16:44.000 I had friends that, you know, like in our band community, we'd go see live shows and then we'd smoke weed and they'd be like, guys, guys, come on.

00:16:51.000 Like, chill this fuck.

00:16:53.000 I don't think in my half a century on earth, I've ever met anyone who's freaked out by smoking weed.

00:16:58.000 Well, you grew up in a better generation.

00:17:01.000 Better generation.

00:17:02.000 It's a better generation.

00:17:03.000 Okay, so this bitch butted in line and this butt boy goes, oh, what the fuck are you doing?

00:17:11.000 You don't see people here?

00:17:12.000 What are you blind?

00:17:13.000 You could just go in front of all of us?

00:17:15.000 I guess they're in self-checkout at Walmart.

00:17:18.000 And he goes, no, no.

00:17:20.000 She's never been confronted before.

00:17:23.000 She's just used to butting in line and no one having a problem with it.

00:17:27.000 She lives alone with her stupid dog.

00:17:29.000 And let's see how she reacts to being caught butting.

00:17:33.000 I didn't touch you, man.

00:17:38.000 Well, no one did that.

00:17:42.000 Is this a prank?

00:17:43.000 I can't even go away.

00:17:44.000 You need to go away.

00:17:45.000 You need to go away.

00:17:46.000 It's a fucking problem.

00:17:47.000 You need to go away.

00:17:48.000 I need to leave.

00:17:49.000 No, it's just welcome.

00:17:51.000 Can you pause it for a second?

00:17:54.000 I think filming is gay.

00:17:55.000 It feels very beta to pull out a phone and be like, I'm getting you on film being mean to me.

00:18:00.000 However, in this day and age where she could sue him or do something, you probably should have it on record.

00:18:06.000 It's like domestic abuse on men that makes me laugh.

00:18:10.000 The idea of a woman beating up a man and you sitting there crying about it.

00:18:16.000 No matter what she does, dude, smashing glasses, all that stuff, you can handle it.

00:18:21.000 On the other hand, she's going to eventually accuse you of beating her.

00:18:25.000 So you should probably have some paperwork.

00:18:28.000 So I think you should call the cops if she's smashing glasses and scratched your face and have it on record.

00:18:34.000 So when she accuses you, you're like, actually, does she have any doctor's reports?

00:18:39.000 Does she have any criminal complaints?

00:18:41.000 Because I do.

00:18:43.000 Not sure why you're still in that relationship, but okay.

00:18:47.000 Okay, she threw some of my stuff.

00:18:52.000 By hell, if I know.

00:18:53.000 I'm so sorry.

00:18:56.000 Did you hear the beginning of this?

00:18:57.000 I was raped not that long ago, and I can't stand a man touching me.

00:19:01.000 Yep.

00:19:02.000 Trying to introduce some backstory.

00:19:04.000 The only thing I've done.

00:19:04.000 I only bet the family farm that that rape did not involve any kind of sexual penetration.

00:19:09.000 It was like someone grabbed her and said, I want to be with you.

00:19:13.000 Or give me a kiss.

00:19:15.000 Something like that.

00:19:15.000 It was a homeless man who grabbed her and said, you want to kiss me?

00:19:20.000 And she was like, great, I just got raped.

00:19:21.000 I think it was a president that said, you got to say hi to me.

00:19:25.000 Oh, dude, before we finish this video, you know how yesterday we were Saying Joe Biden was 30 and his babysitter was 15, and then his wife died?

00:19:34.000 Yes.

00:19:35.000 That's bullshit.

00:19:36.000 I looked it up.

00:19:37.000 He's only eight years older than her.

00:19:39.000 He's 78.

00:19:39.000 She's 71.

00:19:42.000 You got to watch it when you get your news from Twitter.

00:19:44.000 You got to say hi to me.

00:19:46.000 He did say that.

00:19:47.000 Hello, fine, though.

00:19:48.000 I'm so sorry.

00:19:51.000 Look what he's buying.

00:19:52.000 She wasn't sorry when she cut in line and then screamed.

00:19:55.000 I didn't see you.

00:19:56.000 To make it.

00:19:56.000 Oh, I just asked her if she saw anyone in line.

00:20:00.000 Just leave.

00:20:00.000 Just fucking leave.

00:20:01.000 Just go.

00:20:01.000 That's an adulter.

00:20:02.000 You're making it live.

00:20:03.000 I'm just talking.

00:20:05.000 What was this?

00:20:07.000 What was this?

00:20:10.000 I like his cart, by the way.

00:20:12.000 Yeah, it's a pair of bat wings.

00:20:14.000 You know, that can't be for decorating your house.

00:20:16.000 So I guess his cubicle could do with some Halloweening.

00:20:20.000 So that's going to go on his monitor, I guess, or next to his pens.

00:20:27.000 All right, where are you going?

00:20:28.000 We're getting burgers and beer for lunch.

00:20:30.000 I'm going to go to Walmart.

00:20:32.000 I want to spruce up my cubicle.

00:20:34.000 What?

00:20:36.000 You're not coming out with us so you can spruce up your cubicle?

00:20:40.000 Sally has a bunch of shit she brought in.

00:20:42.000 She'll give you some batwings.

00:20:43.000 I'd rather choose my own batwings.

00:20:44.000 Thank you.

00:20:45.000 So it's weird that he's our new leader because he's a fucking loser.

00:20:49.000 What is that?

00:20:50.000 It's probably like a pumpkin you can inflate.

00:20:52.000 How's your cart full of only impulse buy items?

00:20:55.000 Yeah.

00:20:55.000 Walk through empty.

00:20:57.000 Maybe he just likes going to Walmart.

00:20:58.000 He walks around.

00:20:59.000 He looks at the people of Walmart.

00:21:01.000 And then he goes, I should probably get something.

00:21:02.000 I'm guilty of that, yeah.

00:21:04.000 And then he, in the line, he grabs some stuff.

00:21:07.000 Maybe it's his fault because he's clearly staring at the impulse buys.

00:21:12.000 Right.

00:21:12.000 So he stopped there looking at the impulse buys and she went around him.

00:21:16.000 Yeah.

00:21:17.000 Maybe he's not the butt boy hero we thought he was.

00:21:20.000 Maybe she's innocent.

00:21:21.000 Ooh, they got new Snickers?

00:21:22.000 I wonder what that's like.

00:21:25.000 Pumpkin Snickers.

00:21:27.000 Wow.

00:21:28.000 What's in her?

00:21:29.000 Oh, dog food.

00:21:30.000 Of course.

00:21:31.000 I called that 100 years ago.

00:21:33.000 Okay, but wait, what else?

00:21:36.000 Tea?

00:21:37.000 Dog toys, maybe?

00:21:39.000 Some doggy diapers.

00:21:41.000 The dog's 14.

00:21:42.000 just shits itself all day.

00:21:43.000 Wow, that movement of hers is really...

00:21:47.000 Wow.

00:21:48.000 By the way, I have to leave early today because that trainer got me paranoid when he said you're never going to box again.

00:21:52.000 And I'm feeling this particular bone.

00:21:55.000 Yeah.

00:21:55.000 And it's gone.

00:21:56.000 For real?

00:21:57.000 Yeah, you know how there's lines?

00:21:58.000 Yeah.

00:21:59.000 You go like that.

00:21:59.000 You can follow the lines down.

00:22:01.000 So line, line, line, line, line, line.

00:22:04.000 Start of a line, disappears into a valley.

00:22:07.000 And then line.

00:22:08.000 Yikes.

00:22:09.000 And if I can't box again, I'm going to start going mental.

00:22:14.000 Yeah.

00:22:14.000 So you're going to get that checked out.

00:22:16.000 That's good.

00:22:17.000 Check that out today.

00:22:20.000 So following Italy yesterday, I know you guys hate anything that doesn't involve your state, but Europe is a harbinger of things to come.

00:22:30.000 So is Canada.

00:22:31.000 And I was very happy to see this guy in the Dutch parliament describe cultural Marxism.

00:22:37.000 This is around the same time where our Italian fascist is gaining momentum.

00:22:44.000 She wasn't elected yet when he did this.

00:22:47.000 But listen to this or read this speech.

00:22:49.000 Or I guess I'll read it with him because some people only listen to the show.

00:22:52.000 Entire generations of Europeans were taught by pro-Soviet or pro-Mao Marxist.

00:23:01.000 One good example is St. Anthony's College in Oxford.

00:23:06.000 Anthony's.

00:23:07.000 Sigrid Kog got her Mr. Phil degree there.

00:23:10.000 It is a little more than a...

00:23:13.000 I guess philosophy.

00:23:14.000 M. Phil.

00:23:15.000 Municipal philosophy degree there.

00:23:21.000 It is little more than a training institution.

00:23:23.000 This is so true.

00:23:24.000 For Western secret services.

00:23:28.000 In other words, for precisely the globalist elite attempting to plan our lives.

00:23:35.000 Mr. Baudet, we agreed not to make it personal in the presence of the Minister of Finance, where she studied is irrelevant.

00:23:44.000 No, it's totally irrelevant.

00:23:46.000 So spreading conspiracy theories is unacceptable.

00:23:52.000 No ifs or buts.

00:23:53.000 Please continue your speech.

00:23:55.000 He's sexy.

00:23:57.000 He's a hunk.

00:23:58.000 She's hot too.

00:23:59.000 St. Anthony's College is known as the Spy College in Oxford.

00:24:06.000 The British Secret Intelligence Service recruited from there.

00:24:10.000 It seems like that lady behind her to the left believes it too.

00:24:13.000 She's like, wait, what?

00:24:14.000 The British Secret Intelligence Service recruited from there.

00:24:16.000 Yeah, she's like, holy shit.

00:24:17.000 I've been sitting next to her this whole time.

00:24:19.000 That's a fact.

00:24:20.000 Look it up.

00:24:25.000 It shows how linked Marxism has been to the deep state for decades.

00:24:34.000 Woman in the workforce, what do they do?

00:24:37.000 She can't even bear to hear.

00:24:38.000 And the men follow.

00:24:39.000 Your closing remarks, Mr. Baudet, right.

00:24:42.000 Those people, the ones storming off, the heirs of this criminal ideology that caused the French and Russian revolutions, an ideology that transformed into cultural Marxism in the second half of the 20th century.

00:25:01.000 They set the agenda of modern globalism.

00:25:05.000 Why is the cabinet walking off?

00:25:07.000 We both say at the same time.

00:25:08.000 It's a fact that Sigrid Kaig studied at St. Anthony's College.

00:25:13.000 It's also the perfect example of the ties between intelligence services, Marxism, and the recruitment of the global deep state.

00:25:21.000 I suspend the meeting for the moment.

00:25:22.000 Look at this.

00:25:23.000 Wow.

00:25:24.000 You know you did a good job when everyone's gone.

00:25:29.000 And then the revolution in Iran, we're told, might be a neocon psyop.

00:25:38.000 Doesn't it strike anyone as strange that the quote-unquote leader of this freedom movement in Iran is a U.S. government employee and the bosom buddy of the neocons?

00:25:45.000 But hey, sure, it's totally legit.

00:25:47.000 That's from the Ron Paul Institute.

00:25:48.000 You know what I'd say to that?

00:25:50.000 Good.

00:25:51.000 At least the neocons are doing some good foreign intervention now.

00:25:57.000 Strange idea to cast Alina Jad, who lives in New York City, as the leader of the Iranian protests that are explicitly being done in the name of a local woman murdered by Iranian police.

00:26:05.000 Alina Jad is a U.S. government employee who meets regularly with neocon politicians.

00:26:09.000 Yeah, I don't like when the neocons start stupid wars that kill our men, like Afghanistan.

00:26:16.000 But as far as being behind a revolution in Iran where women are burning burqas, get to work, boys.

00:26:24.000 Love it.

00:26:25.000 Love to see it.

00:26:29.000 We are asking Biden to bring democracy for us.

00:26:31.000 People of Iran are brave enough.

00:26:33.000 Oh, we aren't asking.

00:26:34.000 We don't want them to save us.

00:26:36.000 We want them to stop saving the regime.

00:26:40.000 Perfect revolution.

00:26:42.000 And here's a chick in Canada talking about Iran.

00:26:44.000 I just got to say, ladies, this is one of the...

00:26:49.000 This woman seems really cool.

00:26:50.000 But this look that the lesbians have, it's so weird.

00:26:56.000 They look like cool boys.

00:26:59.000 A brutal regime killed a 22-year-old girl.

00:27:04.000 It's going to be for a free rant.

00:27:06.000 That's when we're going to get here together again.

00:27:10.000 I have my colleagues with me all the way from Calgary.

00:27:13.000 I've got Jazz, Dan, who's come here from Hamilton, and Anna, who's come here from Vaughan.

00:27:20.000 And you have friends in the Conservative Party.

00:27:22.000 You have friends who are going to stand up to this government and demand that the IRTC is a listed terrorist organization.

00:27:34.000 And we are going to continue.

00:27:36.000 You want to talk about real women's rights?

00:27:38.000 We're talking about real women's rights.

00:27:40.000 You want to talk about rights of the LGBT community?

00:27:42.000 We are going to talk about rights of the LGBT community.

00:27:45.000 Those rights don't exist in the Islamic Republic.

00:27:49.000 They don't exist under the mullahs in power.

00:27:52.000 We hear you.

00:27:54.000 We stand with protesters.

00:27:55.000 And I hope, I hope that this 22-year-old girl will say her name, Maximum, that she wakes up the world and she wakes up this country to finally recognize emergency, finally recognize victims of Flight 572, and make sure that we continue to stand against the money laundering, the shutting down of the internet, the shutting down of the voices in this country.

00:28:24.000 We will hold the government to account.

00:28:26.000 I need your help, and we will be with you every step of the way.

00:28:31.000 Thank you, my friend.

00:28:32.000 Thank you.

00:28:33.000 Yeah, they talk about, and this, you're a Patsy, and this could be a fake psyop.

00:28:37.000 To be anti-Iran is to be anti-Obama.

00:28:41.000 Remember that shitty deal he gave us with the hostages?

00:28:45.000 Remember how much money he gave them?

00:28:46.000 Didn't he give them like $4 billion for two hostages?

00:28:53.000 He's a Muzzy.

00:28:55.000 And then in London, you have people defending the regime, which I do not understand.

00:29:04.000 Running street battles ongoing in central London as pro and anti-Iranian regime protesters clash.

00:29:10.000 Imagine there was Venezuelans having riots or protests about the regime in Venezuela and there being people there defending it.

00:29:19.000 Who's defending the Iranian regime, the Ayatollah Khomeini and all that?

00:29:23.000 I mean, you clearly left for a reason.

00:29:27.000 What a strange clash.

00:29:31.000 This is like Cut the Crap last Clash album.

00:29:34.000 It's strange.

00:29:35.000 It's a strange clash without Mick Jones.

00:29:41.000 This footage isn't very exciting.

00:29:43.000 And then last on the global news, this looks like a really cool doc.

00:29:49.000 I probably should see it first before I promote it on the show, but I like that people are against it.

00:29:54.000 Jihad Rehab.

00:29:56.000 Former Guantanamo prisoners call for documentary to be withdrawn.

00:29:59.000 Film speaks with men at a rehabilitation center in Saudi Arabia who had previously been held at Guantanamo Bay detention camp.

00:30:07.000 I love how everyone's so worried about Guantanamo Bay being unjust.

00:30:11.000 Go nuts, boys.

00:30:13.000 Sorry.

00:30:13.000 Collateral damage.

00:30:16.000 All right, we'll start the show without the monster truck and jump right into some LGBTQ stuff.

00:30:24.000 Why are you?

00:30:25.000 I felt ugly.

00:30:26.000 I felt gay.

00:30:27.000 And then we fell in love.

00:30:29.000 I never eat the poop.

00:30:30.000 But we have a very good relationship.

00:30:33.000 I don't like the buckshit.

00:30:34.000 You don't want to see a close-up picking up.

00:30:39.000 She cut it right before.

00:30:40.000 What's his name, Ricky Ricardo?

00:30:42.000 Ricky Rebel.

00:30:43.000 Ricky Rebel, what's he up to these days?

00:30:46.000 Ricky was a young boy.

00:30:49.000 He's one of the gayest gays I've ever met in my life.

00:30:52.000 That is true.

00:30:53.000 Totally over the top.

00:30:54.000 Every second of his life is raging homosexuality.

00:30:58.000 The woman who says, I don't like the butt cheek.

00:31:00.000 She's talking about Ricky Rebel.

00:31:02.000 Did you know that?

00:31:03.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:31:04.000 I don't like the butt cheeks either.

00:31:06.000 It's too much indecence.

00:31:07.000 It really is.

00:31:09.000 By the way, people love those drops at Dallas.

00:31:11.000 Did you get to see that or were you in the green room for that?

00:31:14.000 What drops?

00:31:15.000 I was playing music, and then I would throw drops in it.

00:31:20.000 And then people were going ape shit for the drops.

00:31:22.000 Oh.

00:31:23.000 But like the Kyle Rittenhouse one, they laughed their ass off.

00:31:25.000 And then the Norm McDonald one got a round of applause.

00:31:28.000 Which one is that?

00:31:29.000 Sounds like some calmie gobbledygook to me.

00:31:33.000 Remember?

00:31:34.000 They liked it.

00:31:35.000 Oh, yeah.

00:31:35.000 No, it sounds like a comie commie bullshit or something.

00:31:38.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:31:39.000 So those went over well.

00:31:41.000 Good, good.

00:31:44.000 Being trans is, this is my new thing now.

00:31:49.000 Being trans is domestic abuse.

00:31:51.000 If you come out of the closet after 15 years of marriage, not only have you abused this woman in the present, but you have just obliterated all the time you've been together.

00:32:03.000 It's domestic abuse.

00:32:04.000 And this guy used to be an ubermensch alpha male with a big beard and rippling muscles.

00:32:10.000 And this chick was also into getting in good shape and working out.

00:32:14.000 And she became attracted to him.

00:32:16.000 Then he does this to himself.

00:32:19.000 Look at his fucking face.

00:32:21.000 And you can see her pain.

00:32:25.000 And they're continuing their relationship.

00:32:26.000 So this woman, who's clearly attracted to Superman, is now with Supertard.

00:32:35.000 How did Priscilla handle your transition?

00:32:36.000 How did you handle my transition in the beginning?

00:32:39.000 In the beginning, with love, acceptance, and compassion, because I didn't want you to take your life.

00:32:43.000 It's been really awesome for my freedom and my independence, but at the same time, I totally have moments of missing my big strong man.

00:32:51.000 Stop.

00:32:52.000 That's what he looked like.

00:32:54.000 Did you hear how she said, well, I didn't want you to take your life.

00:32:56.000 So there was a threat of, I'm going to kill myself if you leave me.

00:33:00.000 Which is kind of a woman thing to do.

00:33:01.000 So he's kind of transitioning pretty well.

00:33:03.000 That's textbook domestic abuse, the whole I'm going to kill myself thing.

00:33:08.000 Okay.

00:33:09.000 Bye-bye.

00:33:11.000 Home to daddy.

00:33:13.000 He probably likes me.

00:33:15.000 I pray to him.

00:33:17.000 Share life as friends and makeup.

00:33:20.000 And makeup and hair and going out.

00:33:24.000 And you know what it sounds like?

00:33:25.000 It sounds, you know, when these trans parents coach their kids and they're like, and then sometimes you feel like a boy, right?

00:33:32.000 Yeah.

00:33:32.000 And then other times you feel like a girl.

00:33:36.000 Okay.

00:33:37.000 But mostly you feel like a girl, right, Kevin?

00:33:40.000 Yes.

00:33:41.000 And I think I know why.

00:33:46.000 Boys, we don't care for you all the time.

00:33:52.000 You don't have to understand somebody who's transgender.

00:33:56.000 If you haven't gone through it, you don't have to understand it.

00:33:58.000 The Kimula.

00:34:02.000 That's the intro to Fleckus talks.

00:34:06.000 You see the way he's staring at the camera, too?

00:34:11.000 How about some stigma for this shit?

00:34:13.000 Like Steph on Knee.

00:34:16.000 Look up that dude.

00:34:17.000 S-T-E-F-O-N-K-N-E-E.

00:34:21.000 Big family, six kids.

00:34:24.000 And a lot of people are embracing the fact that he's now a giant four-year-old girl.

00:34:30.000 How about some stigma?

00:34:34.000 How about we don't support it?

00:34:35.000 How about we bring back the scarlet letter?

00:34:38.000 That guy abandoned his family to be a little girl.

00:34:47.000 What a fucking mess.

00:34:52.000 Holy shit, that's all I have for LGBT?

00:34:54.000 I should have put it under War on Kids.

00:34:58.000 Oh my God, Gavin.

00:35:01.000 One X-rayed, I fuck up the whole show.

00:35:03.000 Let's just do a bit of War on Kids just to recalibrate the brain.

00:35:06.000 Hello, class.

00:35:07.000 I had a sex change operation.

00:35:09.000 Who wants to pound my bag?

00:35:11.000 All right, that's quite a...

00:35:15.000 Yes.

00:35:18.000 This is an intro.

00:35:19.000 I'm going to say something controversial here.

00:35:21.000 So this is a shooting, and the parents go in to save the day, and the cops stop them.

00:35:26.000 There's an argument for that.

00:35:30.000 Hear me out.

00:35:31.000 Show it first.

00:35:32.000 Show it first.

00:35:39.000 So the police are holding the parents back who want to get in and save their kids.

00:35:44.000 I get both sides of this argument.

00:35:48.000 Like, what if it's a hostage situation?

00:35:51.000 You can't have renegades coming and shooting up the place, getting everyone killed.

00:35:55.000 How can you confirm they're a parent?

00:35:57.000 Maybe they're baddies.

00:36:00.000 Yeah, maybe they're part of this terrorist act.

00:36:06.000 Yeah.

00:36:07.000 Or like the gunman maybe wasn't freaking out, and then he sees people, then he starts freaking out.

00:36:13.000 I don't know.

00:36:13.000 Or maybe they have him in their sights.

00:36:16.000 Right.

00:36:17.000 Oh, this looks like they already got him.

00:36:19.000 Yeah, for the police in there, they see somebody that they don't know who the fuck it is, maybe they could shoot them?

00:36:26.000 Yeah, that's another one.

00:36:27.000 That's like a third thing.

00:36:28.000 Some parent comes in with a gun.

00:36:31.000 The cops who were already in there see him and they start shooting the parents.

00:36:35.000 Now they aim their attention to the false target, and then the real target gets away.

00:36:38.000 It's just like a...

00:36:42.000 Of course, as parents, our first instinct is the last big one where the cops fucked up and didn't go in there themselves.

00:36:50.000 Like when you see cops guarding someone, you assume that they're handling it.

00:36:54.000 But in the case of the previous shooting, where was that again?

00:36:57.000 Ovade.

00:36:58.000 Ovade.

00:36:59.000 Valde.

00:37:00.000 Ovalde, sorry.

00:37:01.000 Valde.

00:37:03.000 The cops are not handling it.

00:37:04.000 Yeah.

00:37:06.000 This is how Europeans see us, by the way, speaking of Italy and the Netherlands.

00:37:11.000 It's just school shooting.

00:37:14.000 When you go to Europe and you talk to people about America, they have the most juvenile view of this country.

00:37:19.000 It's shocking.

00:37:20.000 And I had it too when I lived in Canada.

00:37:24.000 Evangelicals have taken over the government.

00:37:27.000 They think gays are going to hell and there was never dinosaurs.

00:37:30.000 That's America.

00:37:31.000 And it's super racist.

00:37:33.000 Blacks are segregated.

00:37:34.000 No one looks at them.

00:37:35.000 It's horrible.

00:37:38.000 I told you, when I first moved here, I saw, we were in the, I think I was visiting the South for some reason, and I saw some guy talking to a black dude in the lineup at CVS, and he was asking how his mother's doing.

00:37:52.000 I was like, wait, I thought you guys hate each other's guts.

00:37:58.000 Okay, here's a doozy, folks.

00:38:00.000 Warning, anger alert.

00:38:03.000 This is going to piss you off.

00:38:06.000 But you've probably seen this.

00:38:07.000 It's kind of an ancient Chinese at this point.

00:38:09.000 Here's a young girl rubbing a man's balls.

00:38:12.000 What the?

00:38:13.000 I did not see this one.

00:38:15.000 Really?

00:38:16.000 Now, she's obviously interested in the textile of his gown.

00:38:21.000 She's not literally interested in his cock.

00:38:24.000 But if a kid's going for your nuts, you get their hand the fuck away.

00:38:31.000 There's a drag queen splaying her legs to little kids.

00:38:35.000 It looks like there's only little kids at this thing.

00:38:48.000 babies now.

00:38:57.000 Yeah, she's not a fan, dude.

00:39:03.000 So all you need is music in the background to go around and be a This thing is exclusively kids.

00:39:12.000 Oh, here's my child.

00:39:14.000 My child doesn't want you.

00:39:18.000 Look, she's got money.

00:39:20.000 What is happening in the South, by the way?

00:39:22.000 This is Tennessee.

00:39:23.000 But let's go back to the ball rub.

00:39:26.000 Is this legal?

00:39:27.000 Are we showing kiddie porn?

00:39:29.000 What?

00:39:30.000 I got 20.

00:39:32.000 But who cares?

00:39:34.000 What you do is you turn your fucking leg.

00:39:36.000 You're like, oh, yeah.

00:39:38.000 All right.

00:39:39.000 You could touch the material on my thigh or something.

00:39:41.000 Like, something like that.

00:39:41.000 You can touch my legs.

00:39:42.000 There you go.

00:39:43.000 Crazy.

00:39:45.000 Even if a dog comes at my balls in public, I'm like, all righty, whoa.

00:39:49.000 I got 20.

00:39:52.000 But who cares?

00:39:56.000 You know what these people are doing, by the way?

00:39:58.000 They're putting gay lives in danger.

00:40:00.000 Some nut is going to see this and snap and go shoot some innocent homo.

00:40:04.000 Here's a fucked up theory.

00:40:05.000 She's been to more than one of these, and she was trained to do that somehow.

00:40:11.000 That seems oddly specific.

00:40:13.000 That's not how you touch a material.

00:40:15.000 That's like really, I think that's a bit rich.

00:40:21.000 She's being groomed by her parents.

00:40:23.000 But the problem with perverts dancing around with kids is you're going to accidentally, and I'm assuming it's accidental, unlike Ryan, have that scenario.

00:40:32.000 I don't want that to be even a possibility.

00:40:37.000 We need more fags objecting to this.

00:40:40.000 We don't need more fags in general.

00:40:42.000 But the only solution for black crime is for blacks to get mad about it.

00:40:46.000 The only solution for radical Islam is for Muslims to get mad about it.

00:40:50.000 And the only solution, well, the best solution for this Drag Queen story hour is for things like gays like groomers.

00:40:57.000 I mean, gays against groomers.

00:41:00.000 The gay who strayed, Jamie, what's her name?

00:41:03.000 Doing that.

00:41:04.000 We need gays at this thing.

00:41:07.000 Because the trick here is they want us to call them faggots and be homophobic.

00:41:14.000 Once we get gays involved, they can't say that.

00:41:19.000 What the fuck?

00:41:20.000 Thigh-high boots with garters.

00:41:25.000 Do you want women dressed like that around kids, kids giving them money?

00:41:31.000 I thought that was a great dishonor to her and to her family.

00:41:37.000 Number 22, Newsweek seems to be de-wokeifying itself.

00:41:44.000 And we have the American Psychological Association is waging war on men and boys.

00:41:48.000 Some guy named Chris Ferguson, he's a professor at Stetson University in Florida.

00:41:53.000 He's had enough of this shit.

00:41:56.000 The video, I don't think, has anything to do with it.

00:41:59.000 For decades, radical and intersectional feminists have assured us that it's impossible to be sexist toward men because we live in a patriarchal society.

00:42:06.000 No, we don't.

00:42:06.000 I wish we did.

00:42:08.000 Well, the American Psychological Association is working hard to prove those feminists wrong.

00:42:12.000 A few years ago, the APA released practice guidelines for therapy with men and boys, and the new guidelines made clear just what those guidelines amounted to, an assault on traditional men and boys.

00:42:23.000 Then he quotes, they draw on more than 40 years of research showing that traditional masculinity is psychologically harmful and that socializing boys to suppress their emotions causes damage, reads the press relief.

00:42:36.000 The main thrust of the subsequent research is that traditional masculinity, marked by stoicism, competitiveness, dominance, and aggression, is on the whole harmful.

00:42:46.000 I don't even trust the way these are done.

00:42:50.000 Like, they take a 1940s version of masculinity and then say, if you watch your parents die in a car crash, can you cry?

00:42:59.000 Yes, you can.

00:43:00.000 We never said that.

00:43:02.000 We said, don't be a pussy.

00:43:04.000 You know what's wild is like my father-in-law, he's a masculine dude, but he doesn't exhibit any of the like he's not macho.

00:43:14.000 There's a difference.

00:43:15.000 There was a difference.

00:43:16.000 It was like a man, and there's like a macho man.

00:43:18.000 But the man-man back in the day was still a man.

00:43:20.000 He still, like, knew shit and worked hard and was an honorable guy or whatever.

00:43:26.000 But they just think it's like, what?

00:43:28.000 Fucking Marlon Brando and the cool guy?

00:43:32.000 Yeah.

00:43:32.000 Tough guy.

00:43:33.000 That's just one type of guy.

00:43:34.000 Well, it comes down to crying.

00:43:36.000 That's the basic, that's the litmus.

00:43:38.000 When can you cry?

00:43:39.000 You can't cry if you're hurt.

00:43:41.000 You can't cry if you're being sued.

00:43:43.000 You can't cry if something bad is happening in your life.

00:43:46.000 Like, I don't know, you got fired.

00:43:51.000 You can cry if your kids go away to college.

00:43:56.000 That's allowed.

00:43:58.000 But it has to be like this.

00:43:58.000 Oh, fuck.

00:44:05.000 Oh.

00:44:06.000 Oh.

00:44:07.000 I'm going to miss you a lot.

00:44:11.000 You can even do that at a restaurant.

00:44:13.000 Yeah.

00:44:14.000 If it's for that.

00:44:17.000 And movies.

00:44:19.000 You can never ugly cry never under any circumstances.

00:44:23.000 Your whole, your wife gets your head blown off in front of you.

00:44:26.000 You have to be like.

00:44:26.000 Ha ha.

00:44:28.000 *Groans*

00:44:32.000 You can never go.

00:44:37.000 Right?

00:44:37.000 I agree.

00:44:38.000 Yeah, sure.

00:44:38.000 Clinice would, war movies.

00:44:41.000 Your beard can be dripping with tears.

00:44:48.000 Agreed?

00:44:49.000 Yep.

00:44:49.000 I'm just looking at men crying now.

00:44:51.000 I never saw this, but crying about the custody of his daughter.

00:44:54.000 Yeah, that seems worthy of me.

00:44:56.000 You're crying.

00:44:56.000 But never film yourself crying.

00:44:57.000 Film yourself crying.

00:44:59.000 That's unacceptable.

00:45:02.000 This is all I got.

00:45:04.000 Yeah, that's a little dark.

00:45:06.000 No, that's totally unacceptable and pathetic.

00:45:09.000 Correct.

00:45:10.000 That looks funny.

00:45:11.000 Being ugly might.

00:45:14.000 How long have you been in the ugly community?

00:45:18.000 I've seen it.

00:45:19.000 So first of all.

00:45:21.000 First of all.

00:45:22.000 This is my microphone.

00:45:24.000 It's quite broken.

00:45:28.000 It's ugly, too.

00:45:31.000 I've been drinking a lot.

00:45:32.000 It was a regular microphone, and then it touched my skin.

00:45:35.000 It became ugly.

00:45:37.000 I'm drinking ugly juice.

00:45:44.000 I've been laid approximately negative 10 times.

00:45:50.000 Dude, the solution to all of this is get a band together.

00:45:55.000 Join a band.

00:45:56.000 Yeah, if that guy's a basis, he's getting laid.

00:45:58.000 Marilyn Manson's hideous.

00:46:01.000 And because he's in a band, it's like, I'm trying to be this way.

00:46:04.000 I want to be hideous.

00:46:06.000 Get a mustache, wear a gross t-shirt, and be the singer of a band or the drummer or anything.

00:46:13.000 And you're in.

00:46:15.000 Same with burn victims.

00:46:17.000 Like, say your face is completely mangled, start a metal band, and now your mangled face is like on purpose.

00:46:24.000 Now you're cool.

00:46:25.000 But let's hear what he has to say about being ugly because I think it is a good point.

00:46:29.000 Racism is bullshit.

00:46:30.000 Sexism, all those isms are bullshit.

00:46:32.000 But uglyism is a thing.

00:46:33.000 I've been talking about this for years and comedians keep stealing it from me.

00:46:38.000 But it prevents you moving up in the workforce.

00:46:42.000 It affects your social life.

00:46:43.000 You're not invited to things.

00:46:45.000 Being ugly is real.

00:46:46.000 Uglyism is real.

00:46:48.000 Believe me.

00:46:48.000 I'm pretty good right now.

00:46:49.000 It's because I'm doing my absolute best to show you that I look good.

00:46:54.000 It's also the cam.

00:46:57.000 So, first of all...

00:47:05.000 What?

00:47:06.000 He's an ugly megalam.

00:47:08.000 My knees are fucked up and I'm pushing forward my jaw all the time.

00:47:13.000 Yeah, that's not a good look.

00:47:15.000 I have extremely much blue skin.

00:47:19.000 This is nothing I can do anything about.

00:47:21.000 I've been checking this a lot.

00:47:24.000 I have so much blue skin, it makes me look terrible.

00:47:27.000 Grow a beard.

00:47:28.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:47:28.000 I have a big forehead.

00:47:32.000 And my hair is making me look really good.

00:47:35.000 But if you would take away the hair, like what have we done?

00:47:41.000 We got pretty bad posture.

00:47:43.000 We're turning an entire generation into megalomaniacs.

00:47:51.000 And like who didn't have it easy.

00:47:55.000 And how many views does this have?

00:47:59.000 This is an old video.

00:47:59.000 I remember seeing this, but this one has 16 million.

00:48:02.000 What?

00:48:02.000 It's a re-upload.

00:48:04.000 Holy crap.

00:48:06.000 Yes.

00:48:08.000 Now, Never Give Up is the channel.

00:48:12.000 So let's see.

00:48:13.000 This is an update because this is newer.

00:48:15.000 Time has a funny way of repeating itself.

00:48:18.000 Okay, he's a furry.

00:48:20.000 So you're doing it to me.

00:48:21.000 It's not that you're ugly, dude.

00:48:22.000 It's that you're a loser.

00:48:23.000 That's correct.

00:48:24.000 I'm having a rough time in my life.

00:48:26.000 I'm feeling like doing something different.

00:48:29.000 How about suicide?

00:48:30.000 You want to give it out of rule?

00:48:33.000 Stick your head in that little stove you got back there.

00:48:38.000 Dude, chill with the drinking.

00:48:40.000 Go to the gym.

00:48:41.000 Fucking fireball.

00:48:43.000 Talk about anything besides yourself.

00:48:45.000 Sitting home alone drinking fireball.

00:48:47.000 I wonder why you're depressed.

00:48:49.000 This is my lunch mushroom.

00:48:51.000 Having mushrooms and fireball tonight, as I usually do.

00:48:54.000 Is he just putting a piece of salmon on the...

00:48:58.000 Oh, it's in a pan.

00:48:59.000 Okay.

00:49:01.000 Anyway.

00:49:01.000 Ciao, man.

00:49:05.000 This is a war on kids.

00:49:07.000 We just had the American Psychological Association basically saying boys are evil.

00:49:11.000 We've got kids feeling balls.

00:49:14.000 We've got parents unable to defend their kids.

00:49:17.000 And this one's a doozy.

00:49:18.000 I had to look this woman up on Wikipedia.

00:49:21.000 She has three little kids.

00:49:23.000 She had twins in 2018.

00:49:25.000 She had, I think, another kid in 2020.

00:49:27.000 She has toddlers in her home.

00:49:31.000 And what has she got to say?

00:49:33.000 Kids should be able to choose who they have sex with.

00:49:36.000 A what?

00:49:39.000 But to talk about sex education, for example, which is a right of boys and girls, Madam Deputy, regardless of who their families are.

00:49:48.000 Because all the boys, the girls, the children X of this country have the right to get to know their bodies.

00:49:56.000 Okay?

00:49:57.000 To know that no adult can touch their body if they do not want them to.

00:50:00.000 Correct.

00:50:00.000 Wait a minute.

00:50:01.000 Wait a minute.

00:50:01.000 Stop.

00:50:02.000 No.

00:50:02.000 No, no, no, no.

00:50:03.000 No, I don't agree.

00:50:05.000 No children can allow adults to touch their body, period.

00:50:09.000 There's no do not want them to.

00:50:12.000 There's no want them to.

00:50:13.000 Sorry.

00:50:14.000 Oh, yeah.

00:50:15.000 That's tricky.

00:50:16.000 You try to trick people up here.

00:50:19.000 If they do not want them to, and that is a form of violence.

00:50:23.000 Children have the right to know that they can love or have sexual relations with whomever they want to.

00:50:28.000 Okay, that.

00:50:30.000 So that is fucking radical, dude.

00:50:34.000 This is the Minister of Equality in Spain, and she's saying that children can have sex.

00:50:39.000 And this woman has, what are we, 22?

00:50:43.000 So she has a four-year-old and two two-year-olds, roughly, in her home.

00:50:51.000 And she's saying children can, what kind of fucking sex are they having?

00:50:55.000 I don't even want to picture that, but you know what I mean.

00:50:57.000 What the fuck is she talking about?

00:50:59.000 She should be arrested.

00:51:02.000 This is a mother of three young kids saying young kids should be able to have sex.

00:51:07.000 Are they molesting their children?

00:51:09.000 They should at least be investigated, right?

00:51:11.000 Imagine you publicly said that toddlers should be able to have sex and you have toddlers in your home.

00:51:16.000 That's grounds for a child services visit.

00:51:19.000 But keep going with her.

00:51:20.000 We didn't finish the whole thing.

00:51:21.000 That was the end of the video.

00:51:22.000 Oh, it was.

00:51:25.000 And finally, in The War on Kids, I like to put this sort of in the middle of the show.

00:51:29.000 Oh, shit.

00:51:30.000 Oh, no.

00:51:31.000 That clock is wrong.

00:51:32.000 Chip.

00:51:33.000 I'll put some new batteries in here.

00:51:34.000 How about the clock at our gym, dude?

00:51:36.000 It's just sitting on the wall sideways with the second hand going duck, duck, duck, duck, duck.

00:51:40.000 And all that dude does when he's alone is look at his phone.

00:51:44.000 There's no love.

00:51:46.000 You know, I might actually bring this up to him, too.

00:51:49.000 Like, when he's not looking at his phone, he's observing us.

00:51:53.000 You know what I mean?

00:51:54.000 It, like, makes me feel like that if I'm doing something wrong, I'm going to get some feedback or something.

00:52:00.000 Because my uppercut's garbage.

00:52:01.000 But he saw my uppercut basically for the first time the last one because he wasn't looking at his phone.

00:52:06.000 He's useless.

00:52:07.000 We got to get out of there.

00:52:08.000 It's a fucking mess.

00:52:09.000 I think I'm learning a good amount, but I trust that you have better judgment with trainers than I do.

00:52:15.000 So maybe It's gay.

00:52:17.000 It's Jane Fonda's workout.

00:52:20.000 I mean, I had something else to say about that.

00:52:22.000 Oh, you know what happened yesterday?

00:52:23.000 My SIM card died.

00:52:24.000 What the fuck?

00:52:26.000 And I had a much better life from noon till now.

00:52:31.000 Past 24 hours, 30 hours, I've had a better life.

00:52:35.000 Because I can't look at my phone if I don't have Wi-Fi.

00:52:39.000 And I decided I'm going to try to find a phone that can only do calls and texts.

00:52:44.000 And that's what I'll give my kids on no screen day.

00:52:46.000 It's called a dumb phone.

00:52:48.000 A dumb phone.

00:52:49.000 Yep.

00:52:50.000 Where do you get them?

00:52:50.000 Look it up.

00:52:52.000 There's a really quality one like this for $300.

00:52:55.000 You just get it?

00:52:56.000 A lot of them have...

00:53:00.000 Checking your email before you brush your teeth is like a side effect of having that.

00:53:04.000 To put in my SIM card.

00:53:07.000 So it just does.

00:53:08.000 The most complex thing I could do is have a calculator.

00:53:11.000 It's just calls and phone and text.

00:53:13.000 But apparently text is very good.

00:53:16.000 To your light phone, let's create your light account.

00:53:20.000 It kind of feels like a mini Kindle.

00:53:23.000 We have phone.

00:53:24.000 God, it would suck to be that short, wouldn't it?

00:53:26.000 Oh, you would know.

00:53:27.000 There are just three.

00:53:28.000 That's an actual midge, right?

00:53:30.000 I don't know.

00:53:31.000 Like his tiny arms?

00:53:35.000 Alright, now that I've got my phone set up, let the experiment begin.

00:53:42.000 Nice!

00:53:43.000 Because you and I tonight!

00:53:44.000 It's nice that I can actually make phone calls with this thing.

00:53:49.000 Apparently, texting is very slow and painful.

00:53:53.000 NVM found it.

00:53:57.000 Alright, so I just got an email.

00:53:58.000 So that's an experiment we're going to try.

00:54:03.000 Okay, get this.

00:54:04.000 2-4.

00:54:05.000 This church literally has a closet for closeted gays.

00:54:10.000 Here, baby.

00:54:12.000 *music*

00:54:18.000 So this is where we start.

00:54:23.000 See, come see styles.

00:54:27.000 There's a church.

00:54:31.000 Kids.

00:54:32.000 So when it's a little bit shopping, they can have as many bags as they'd like.

00:54:37.000 You set up time via Facebook or the we're just always open.

00:54:41.000 And we leave you alone.

00:54:43.000 Anybody who depends on the view alone.

00:54:46.000 Generally sorted by men.

00:54:48.000 Women's, but we'll sometimes put things in other sections.

00:54:51.000 This has all the stuff.

00:54:55.000 We're trying to get more binders and things like that because we can't get those used.

00:54:59.000 We can't get under used.

00:55:01.000 Because that's gross.

00:55:02.000 but that's all I like the underclothes.

00:55:04.000 They also, I think it's really cool with the clothes.

00:55:10.000 We took away the stigma of being gay in church and said everyone's welcome, which sounds good at first.

00:55:15.000 And what do they do with that freedom?

00:55:17.000 They start subsuming the church itself and creating a closet where a girl can go here without her parents' knowledge.

00:55:25.000 A girl can go there, try on boy clothes, and be a boy in the closet for a while.

00:55:29.000 Conversely, a little boy, a 10-year-old boy, can go in there, put a bra on, and dance around in a dress, and no one needs to know.

00:55:37.000 Now, is that not an invitation for predators?

00:55:41.000 You're a little gay boy.

00:55:43.000 You're 10.

00:55:43.000 You're dancing around in a secret closet that no one knows about.

00:55:47.000 Click, click, the door opens.

00:55:50.000 Let's have some secrets in here.

00:55:51.000 We just had the Spanish minister say that kids should be able to choose who they have sex with.

00:55:57.000 This is pedophilia central.

00:56:01.000 I am gay.

00:56:05.000 There's purses, there's hats.

00:56:07.000 We need more hats.

00:56:08.000 More hats, right?

00:56:10.000 Please have something hats.

00:56:11.000 We don't have everything.

00:56:14.000 I don't know.

00:56:14.000 We should still map.

00:56:16.000 You want jewelry, Darwin?

00:56:18.000 Jewelry.

00:56:19.000 I won't say no.

00:56:20.000 Jewelry.

00:56:20.000 There's purses.

00:56:21.000 There's, you know, makeup.

00:56:24.000 Necklaces, bracelets, rings.

00:56:26.000 How old and gross he is.

00:56:31.000 That guy's got predator vibes.

00:56:37.000 He's got two faces, gay face and pedo face.

00:56:40.000 Anyone can come with the bags, and it's like, I went shopping.

00:56:42.000 I went to home goods.

00:56:43.000 Yeah, the home goods bags.

00:56:44.000 And no one, you know, because from all of their teams and Taylor Hanson got this.

00:56:52.000 Here's your underwear.

00:56:54.000 Yeah, we have boxes and stuff to put on.

00:56:56.000 Oh, so you get new to put on underwear, right?

00:56:59.000 Underwear, underwear, underwear, underwear.

00:57:02.000 They're boxes too, right?

00:57:03.000 There's some boxes mixed in with the box of breed.

00:57:07.000 And then the T-shorts aren't sorted by.

00:57:08.000 He's really into the underwear, isn't he?

00:57:10.000 These guys are slow.

00:57:11.000 They're mentally ill.

00:57:13.000 Like, who talks this much about the details of clothes?

00:57:15.000 You'd be like, oh, here's all the shit.

00:57:16.000 I got dresses over there and shit.

00:57:18.000 That's basically it.

00:57:18.000 So yeah, this is where people dress up.

00:57:20.000 Yeah, I kind of got it.

00:57:22.000 Yeah.

00:57:22.000 In one second.

00:57:24.000 So here's a secret closet.

00:57:25.000 We close the door and the kids can just dress up.

00:57:27.000 Right.

00:57:27.000 Got it.

00:57:28.000 This is the dress.

00:57:29.000 Underwear, underwear, underwear.

00:57:30.000 There's boxers.

00:57:31.000 There's briefs.

00:57:32.000 Wow.

00:57:35.000 Taking a second here.

00:57:37.000 Just size.

00:57:38.000 Okay.

00:57:39.000 I've got bigger ones over here.

00:57:39.000 But they are sorted by...

00:57:44.000 Yeah, they're just sorted by size.

00:57:45.000 Nobody gives.

00:57:46.000 Yes.

00:57:46.000 Okay.

00:57:47.000 Yeah, I figured they were sorted by size.

00:57:48.000 They usually are.

00:57:49.000 Oh, we don't have the scars.

00:57:51.000 There used to be so many scars.

00:57:52.000 My wife, last weekend they did it in Kanto, and they sang Don't Talk about Bruno.

00:57:58.000 And all the kids sang it.

00:58:00.000 That's a passage.

00:58:00.000 And she's watching it again.

00:58:01.000 Yeah, it's all online.

00:58:03.000 So you can always attend virtually if you can't attend in person.

00:58:05.000 I know it's hard.

00:58:05.000 Dude, if you're interested.

00:58:07.000 At least she's got some street smarts.

00:58:10.000 How is that a church?

00:58:12.000 She can do.

00:58:15.000 I mean, it's definitely beautiful out here.

00:58:21.000 Akatie police officer.

00:58:23.000 What was that?

00:58:23.000 Let me get that pass.

00:58:24.000 Why?

00:58:25.000 Because I need it.

00:58:26.000 What do you need it for?

00:58:27.000 Because you're not going to be coming back on here.

00:58:29.000 Whatever.

00:58:29.000 But isn't it illegal for officers to work security for private events like this?

00:58:33.000 It's not.

00:58:34.000 You can record.

00:58:35.000 I put in my request and I'm working the church.

00:58:38.000 Okay.

00:58:38.000 So your request.

00:58:39.000 I'm sorry, what's she demanding?

00:58:40.000 Can I get the pass?

00:58:41.000 The pass to enter the school, I believe.

00:58:43.000 Oh, I mean, the church?

00:58:44.000 Sorry.

00:58:44.000 I'm going to hold on to that.

00:58:45.000 Give me the pass, sir.

00:58:46.000 That's not illegal for me.

00:58:48.000 This is what she wants back.

00:58:49.000 Once you register back, then we'll let you in.

00:58:52.000 So can I get the pass?

00:58:53.000 Well, clearly, she's not, doesn't want me.

00:58:55.000 All we have to do, like you said, you have some people coming, correct?

00:58:58.000 Yeah, so people are already here and you guys denied them too.

00:59:01.000 Not me.

00:59:02.000 Well, she denied them too.

00:59:03.000 Why are you defending this closet?

00:59:06.000 Yeah.

00:59:06.000 This is our police force.

00:59:07.000 Of course, that's affirmative action.

00:59:09.000 Female cops.

00:59:10.000 We'll get to that in a second.

00:59:11.000 Should you be wrecking a McDonald's because your fries is cold?

00:59:16.000 Do you request a word of the pedophiles?

00:59:20.000 To serve and protect pedophiles.

00:59:22.000 Thanks.

00:59:23.000 Thanks, female cop.

00:59:24.000 Which brings us to feminism, guys.

00:59:27.000 Come on.

00:59:30.000 Female cops.

00:59:32.000 We are the storm.

00:59:34.000 The very form of change that the world has been waiting for.

00:59:39.000 Oh, you cut it short.

00:59:41.000 Speaking of female cops This is kind of ancient Chinese at this point But who the F27 Parks Parks a...

00:59:56.000 So she's...

01:00:00.000 Something else is going on.

01:00:01.000 So she stops the car and jumps out to deal with the other thing.

01:00:05.000 Even though she's on train tracks.

01:00:07.000 Stop, stop, stop.

01:00:09.000 She's on train tracks and she stops the car and leaves her perp in the back seat to go investigate.

01:00:15.000 You could have gone 10 feet forward or 10 feet back, but she leaves the woman in the car.

01:00:22.000 And guess what happens?

01:00:24.000 The train nails the fucking car.

01:00:27.000 The woman is in critical condition, broken ribs, concussion, internal bleeding.

01:00:32.000 Almost killed this criminal because she doesn't have the, I don't know, adrenaline control to realize, holy shit, I'm on train tracks.

01:00:42.000 I should probably, even though I should jump out now and save the day, I should probably make sure my car is in a safe spot before I jump out.

01:00:48.000 Who the F in the world parks on train tracks?

01:00:54.000 Like, all the rest of us, every other person on earth, even when we cross over train tracks with all the things up, but it's totally legit, there's part of us that is like, I've driven over train tracks before, and I'm like, is there a train that runs on this thing?

01:01:08.000 Because there's no like stoppy things.

01:01:10.000 Every time I cross any kind of train track, under any condition, I'm always like, oh boy, here we go.

01:01:16.000 It's scary.

01:01:17.000 I lift my feet when I'm a passenger.

01:01:19.000 You do that?

01:01:20.000 No, I'm not eight.

01:01:21.000 All right.

01:01:22.000 All right.

01:01:25.000 No, that's a...

01:01:27.000 It's a tire track.

01:01:28.000 Oh, my God.

01:01:30.000 Oh, my God.

01:01:31.000 Move your car.

01:01:38.000 Stay back.

01:01:41.000 Imagine being a male cop around female cops and seeing this shit on a daily basis and just going, oh my god.

01:01:51.000 It's not even like it hits the top.

01:01:54.000 It nails that woman.

01:01:59.000 You got to hear her mattering away.

01:02:01.000 back a bit to the collision and hear her?

01:02:10.000 That's the first time anybody's ever gotten a radio in like that.

01:02:13.000 My patrol cars got hit by a train.

01:02:16.000 ...patrol car was just hit by a train.

01:02:19.000 Disposed by 345.

01:02:24.000 Steadus medical emergent.

01:02:25.000 The suspect was in the vehicle that was hit by the train.

01:02:27.000 Who is-is that Hart?

01:02:31.000 No, that's uh...

01:02:32.000 Tomachek.

01:02:35.000 Oh, f***.

01:02:36.000 Oh my god.

01:02:37.000 Oh my god.

01:02:40.000 That's flat, by the way.

01:02:42.000 You see how flat that geography is, too?

01:02:44.000 It's not like that train snuck around.

01:02:45.000 You can see those lights.

01:02:46.000 It didn't come tearing around a corner.

01:02:50.000 Why are they in the police force?

01:02:52.000 Wow.

01:02:54.000 I have a lot of sympathy for male cops because they have to deal with shit every day, but I have an extra little bit of sympathy for having to deal with this.

01:03:00.000 You're trying to do your job, and there's one of your own people.

01:03:07.000 And so the last takeaway here is that she's on paid leave.

01:03:10.000 Okay, we don't need to hear about Dahmer.

01:03:14.000 Take that away.

01:03:18.000 She's on paid leave, and that's an example of racism and defund the police and blah, blah, blah.

01:03:22.000 No, that's not the takeaway here.

01:03:24.000 The takeaway is it's your fault, lefties.

01:03:27.000 You're the ones who demanded that chicks get into the police force.

01:03:32.000 What's so funny?

01:03:33.000 These are good.

01:03:34.000 To be fair, there's no way of knowing where that train was going.

01:03:38.000 To be fair, you shouldn't stop on the tracks.

01:03:40.000 To be fair, trains stop on the tracks all the time.

01:03:42.000 To be fair, trains own the tracks in a very territory.

01:03:49.000 This is fucking insane.

01:03:51.000 Go back to 2.5 now.

01:03:52.000 OnlyFans being taught in college.

01:03:56.000 OnlyFans, to be clear, ladies, is prostitution.

01:04:00.000 You don't get dinks in your vagina, mouth, and butthole, but you're selling sex for money, and it's brutally sad.

01:04:08.000 And men, if your daughters end up with an OnlyFans account, you have failed.

01:04:14.000 You're a failure.

01:04:18.000 Click on the first one.

01:04:21.000 Ohio State conducting seminar for students on how to get started in sex work.

01:04:26.000 Oh, so OnlyFans is just a stepping stone.

01:04:29.000 Ohio State.

01:04:31.000 We've got saboteurs in the mix.

01:04:33.000 That Dutch politician is right.

01:04:35.000 These Marxists start out, the Trojan horse is equality, and it sounds good, and we all fall for it.

01:04:40.000 And then once they get in, what do they do?

01:04:42.000 They start turning your daughters into whores.

01:04:49.000 I dreamt a joke last night.

01:04:51.000 Oh, yeah?

01:04:51.000 Yeah.

01:04:52.000 Did it turn up funny when you woke up?

01:04:54.000 Yeah, I'm pretty happy with it.

01:04:55.000 It can only be written, though.

01:04:56.000 Okay.

01:04:57.000 It says, we used to call her a hoarder because she would fuck so many dudes and they wouldn't leave.

01:05:03.000 A Hoarder.

01:05:05.000 W-H-O-R-E.

01:05:06.000 That's pretty good.

01:05:06.000 So it doesn't sound good to say, but if you read it in a book, we would call her the hoarder because all the guys she fucked would stick around.

01:05:15.000 And to be fair, that is not about Sylvia, okay?

01:05:17.000 Sylvia, that was a misunderstanding.

01:05:20.000 Yeah, the cop told me that she would always fuck dudes and have them hanging around.

01:05:23.000 She told me, no, I adopted two young Dominican boys.

01:05:27.000 I kind of believe her.

01:05:28.000 Yeah.

01:05:29.000 I think as a cop, it's fair to assume that things like that are going on, but in this case, I think you might have been a little off base.

01:05:35.000 I'm dying to know what Sylvia looked like when she was young.

01:05:37.000 I almost Googled it, and then I realized the internet doesn't know what the fuck that is.

01:05:42.000 Ohio State University is encouraging college-age students to pursue a career in sex work.

01:05:47.000 It has been reported that the federally funded university held a panel discussion on February 20th to endorse the practice of college students starting OnlyFans accounts.

01:05:55.000 What?

01:05:56.000 The panel focused on destigmatizing sex work and featured all You know what's going on here, dude?

01:06:05.000 We whore these girls out.

01:06:07.000 They get money.

01:06:09.000 They get more money.

01:06:10.000 They can stay in school longer and give us more money.

01:06:14.000 They're pimps.

01:06:15.000 Ohio State is a pimp university.

01:06:18.000 Other panels included Kink 101, Decolonizing Porn, Why We Need Ethical Production, That's Toxic, a talk on healthy versus toxic masculinity, and they work hard for the money, Sex Work with Dr. Tila Sanders.

01:06:33.000 Look up Dr. Tila.

01:06:35.000 Maybe she's a professor who wants to see some of her students naked.

01:06:38.000 She's like.

01:06:39.000 I'm becoming a fucking socialist.

01:06:41.000 I'm going to vote for Bernie Sanders.

01:06:43.000 We've got capitalism leading to hospitals encouraging sex work.

01:06:48.000 I mean, sorry, sex reassignment surgery because it's really expensive and leads to a lot more surgeries.

01:06:54.000 And now we have schools pimping out girls so they can get more money.

01:07:01.000 Let's have a great leap forward.

01:07:03.000 Purge all of these.

01:07:06.000 Oof.

01:07:07.000 Oeesh.

01:07:11.000 We should contact her and see if we could fuck her.

01:07:14.000 How much to fuck you?

01:07:16.000 What?

01:07:16.000 That's disgusting.

01:07:17.000 Oh, okay.

01:07:18.000 So you don't do it?

01:07:19.000 I thought you would destigmatize sex work.

01:07:22.000 I would fuck her for eight bucks.

01:07:25.000 If somebody paid you eight bucks?

01:07:27.000 Yeah.

01:07:27.000 Oh, it would.

01:07:30.000 No, this is bad.

01:07:33.000 Let me see.

01:07:33.000 I can't.

01:07:34.000 It's behind the camera for me.

01:07:36.000 Consider yourself lucky.

01:07:38.000 Ooh.

01:07:39.000 Destigmatize sex work.

01:07:41.000 You can see there was a pretty woman in there once.

01:07:43.000 Pretty woman.

01:07:45.000 And then finally, in feminism, not being attracted to fat people means you're brainwashed, in case you don't know that.

01:07:52.000 So that woman you just saw, if you don't want to fuck her, you're a zombie.

01:07:56.000 A right-wing zombie from outer space.

01:07:59.000 Sent in to destroy the human race.

01:08:01.000 Oh, this one.

01:08:02.000 The confidence we've given these young pigs is amazing.

01:08:08.000 I just had to take my pants off for a second.

01:08:10.000 So let's chat, okay?

01:08:12.000 I think it's absolutely hysterical.

01:08:14.000 Too loud.

01:08:15.000 Absolutely hysterical that we have been conditioned as a society to not think that my body is attractive.

01:08:22.000 Like, what in the hee-haul hell?

01:08:24.000 You're telling me you don't like all this?

01:08:26.000 Yes.

01:08:27.000 You're telling me that you don't like all this?

01:08:29.000 Well, I like your tits.

01:08:30.000 Like, what?

01:08:32.000 What?

01:08:33.000 How did I think I was unlovable for so long?

01:08:37.000 It is mind-boggling.

01:08:39.000 Because when I tell you, John all but worships me, as he should.

01:08:44.000 You're talking about your John because you're a hooker?

01:08:47.000 As every man should.

01:08:50.000 Like, I just will literally never understand.

01:08:53.000 Let me guess.

01:08:54.000 John is 48 and black.

01:08:58.000 Yeah, you found someone with a fat fetish.

01:09:00.000 You're still dying and you're still gross.

01:09:03.000 Society that fat women aren't beautiful.

01:09:08.000 Like, what in the hee haul hell?

01:09:10.000 You said that already.

01:09:13.000 All right, let's get to the mailbag.

01:09:14.000 Hopefully, there'll be some sanity amongst the baby monsters.

01:09:19.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a death.

01:09:24.000 Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.

01:09:29.000 Let me touch it.

01:09:32.000 Doodle doodle.

01:09:37.000 Okay, this one is a little ancient Chinese.

01:09:40.000 12-punch rule.

01:09:42.000 I remember seeing this a long time ago.

01:09:44.000 But I'll be interested to hear what you guys think.

01:09:46.000 I believe that you may hit a woman if she hits you 12 times.

01:09:50.000 And it's a fun thing to tell people because liberals go, what?

01:09:55.000 Fuck that.

01:09:56.000 Women are equal.

01:09:57.000 We don't want any favors.

01:09:58.000 It's one for one.

01:09:59.000 A woman hits you once, you can hit her.

01:10:01.000 She's the same.

01:10:03.000 And conservatives always say, what?

01:10:05.000 No.

01:10:06.000 Infinity punches.

01:10:08.000 No woman, you can never hit a woman under any circumstances.

01:10:11.000 She could hit you a billion times till you die, which is also absurd.

01:10:16.000 So it's an interesting metric on where people stand.

01:10:18.000 But I think 12 is a good number.

01:10:20.000 And this baby monster claims this is exactly 12 hits.

01:10:24.000 Yeah.

01:10:32.000 Take my fucking glasses and brain fucking plants.

01:10:34.000 12, 13.

01:10:35.000 You're fucking me.

01:10:37.000 16.

01:10:38.000 She puffs me!

01:10:40.000 You need to bat the fuck off, beta.

01:10:44.000 That woman's out.

01:10:46.000 Yes.

01:10:46.000 She's not even in the conversation one.

01:10:48.000 No, she's gone.

01:10:49.000 But that definitely is it.

01:10:50.000 Ancient secret.

01:10:54.000 Yeah, we've seen it.

01:10:56.000 What do you think, Ryan?

01:10:57.000 How many hits?

01:10:57.000 That was like 15.

01:10:58.000 I think I counted 15.

01:11:00.000 I'll go up.

01:11:01.000 I'm open to going up.

01:11:02.000 I'll go up to 16.

01:11:04.000 Definitely double digits.

01:11:06.000 Oh, yeah.

01:11:07.000 Oh, aye.

01:11:09.000 Speaking of OnlyFans, I'm tempted to sign up for this.

01:11:13.000 Oh, yeah.

01:11:15.000 Have you seen the picture?

01:11:16.000 I like how she has black women's feet.

01:11:18.000 Yeah.

01:11:19.000 She's really committed to the bit.

01:11:21.000 She's doing Blackfoot.

01:11:25.000 That's her Indian name.

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01:11:33.000 Subscribers get to see how my sensual side pairs with my creative spirit.

01:11:37.000 This poor woman.

01:11:39.000 Do you want to get she overjoined the leftist movement and got too involved in blackness, and now she's a whore because she needs to make money.

01:11:50.000 I do feel bad for her.

01:11:50.000 Her art is pretty good, not going to lie.

01:11:53.000 Have you seen her art?

01:11:55.000 It's good.

01:11:56.000 Like, I'm not even kidding.

01:11:57.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:11:57.000 No, I saw her murals and stuff.

01:11:58.000 They were impressive.

01:12:00.000 I think I feel bad for her, but I have pictures of her.

01:12:03.000 They're not safe for work.

01:12:05.000 Do we want to see them?

01:12:06.000 Yeah, let's do it.

01:12:07.000 So, not safe for work, not safe for work.

01:12:09.000 We're about to show you something that's not safe for work.

01:12:13.000 Get the kids out of the room.

01:12:15.000 I think you're going to be surprised.

01:12:16.000 She's, besides her goofy, weird face, she's not a bad-looking lady.

01:12:21.000 Because she's oh, I love those kind of tits.

01:12:24.000 Bam?

01:12:26.000 Bam?

01:12:27.000 Nothing wrong with that.

01:12:28.000 Yeah, she should just be.

01:12:29.000 She's got faked hits, though.

01:12:30.000 The face is insane.

01:12:31.000 The face is disturbing.

01:12:32.000 It looks like that tranny we had earlier.

01:12:34.000 It looks like Steph on me.

01:12:39.000 Goodbye.

01:12:40.000 Everything's cool.

01:12:42.000 A little too muscular for my taste there.

01:12:45.000 And there's another one here.

01:12:46.000 This is not safe for work super edition.

01:12:49.000 Are her tits fake or not?

01:12:51.000 I don't think they're fake.

01:12:52.000 They look fake in the other one.

01:12:54.000 No, they're really.

01:12:56.000 She's got that black giant forehead.

01:13:00.000 There's another one.

01:13:01.000 That's alrighty.

01:13:04.000 Very not safe for work.

01:13:05.000 So if you offend black people on the left, you can only live through whoredom.

01:13:14.000 Hey, fellas, say what you will about these Irish hippies, but this song is a banger.

01:13:16.000 The solo instrument comes in halfway through the Irish bagpipe, aka the Julian pipes, notoriously difficult to play, much quieter and mellowed than the Scottish bagpipe.

01:13:25.000 I don't know, take a peep.

01:13:26.000 It might not be for you.

01:13:27.000 When I hear this stuff, I start bawling my eyes out.

01:13:31.000 That's acceptable, by the way.

01:13:35.000 Okay, we don't have a lot of time.

01:13:36.000 Jump in.

01:13:37.000 It's the Kjolong Krizz.

01:13:45.000 Zoom out so people can see what it is.

01:14:13.000 We killed them to have some diversity in this.

01:14:18.000 One African American.

01:14:19.000 That's true.

01:14:20.000 That's bullshit.

01:14:22.000 is racist Okay, that's cool.

01:14:30.000 Thank you, sir.

01:14:32.000 But we're not going to enjoy it without at least a little bit of diversity.

01:14:38.000 Song from Monday, which was yesterday.

01:14:41.000 Hello, Gay.

01:14:42.000 Norman Payne, who was featured in the intro song on Monday's show, is wildly underrated.

01:14:46.000 Here's one of his absolute best songs.

01:14:53.000 Let's jump forward a little bit, please.

01:14:55.000 Right?

01:15:17.000 That's really good.

01:15:18.000 Wow.

01:15:28.000 He was also featured in a song by Pete and Bass, two other old drillers from the UK.

01:15:33.000 Bye.

01:15:34.000 That's a very good one.

01:15:43.000 I want to play back in the day, so I can move fast when it comes to the crunch.

01:15:46.000 89, Sunday lunch, buying bags, plate full of munch, fist full of rings, pricey punch.

01:15:52.000 a new genre called geriatric British rappers 91 in a big old band though two got dogs Dave and his Rambo E's in a can like Rubik on Mango Ball and chain Normie won't free but he lost his brain 92 Filler in Spain Pete and Bates are probably the most famous of these geezers, and they're worth falling into a rabbit hole.

01:16:09.000 Thanks for the show.

01:16:10.000 I'm in.

01:16:12.000 Here's a 10.

01:16:14.000 Big fucking tits.

01:16:16.000 That's proof that you will see less than 10 tens in your lifetime.

01:16:19.000 You will never meet a 10 like this in real life.

01:16:22.000 Natural big tits like that on a skinny woman are perfect and extraordinarily rare.

01:16:27.000 They also rarely have an ass.

01:16:28.000 Have you noticed that?

01:16:29.000 It's like God didn't want to overspend.

01:16:31.000 Balance.

01:16:32.000 I bet you won't see her ass in any of these shots.

01:16:35.000 Although that staircase looks like she might have an ass.

01:16:37.000 Yeah, it seems like you can see the AFF ass from front.

01:16:44.000 He also actually claims she has a perfect ass.

01:16:47.000 Reading Gavin's dad voice.

01:16:49.000 Why even have a simping section segment when the lady is perfection?

01:16:57.000 That is a fantastic ass.

01:16:59.000 Nice and small.

01:17:00.000 They don't all have to be disgusting fat big asses.

01:17:03.000 Have you ever had big tits, Ryan?

01:17:05.000 In my life?

01:17:05.000 Yeah.

01:17:07.000 It was sort of like the way I am with money now.

01:17:09.000 Like, I'm not really...

01:17:17.000 I don't know why.

01:17:19.000 Ruben-esque.

01:17:20.000 Full.

01:17:23.000 It's got more punch to it when they're the big woman on the little sticks, little high heels.

01:17:30.000 She looks very European.

01:17:33.000 Yeah, I've had a girlfriend with big kids and I was just like, whatever.

01:17:38.000 They were just extra.

01:17:39.000 I liked them, but it wasn't like I thought about them all the time.

01:17:48.000 Okay, this is a really long one.

01:17:51.000 I'll just read the first line.

01:17:53.000 Missile alert and saboteurs.

01:17:54.000 2018 Hawaii false missile alert.

01:17:57.000 Ola Gavina.

01:17:58.000 Just wanted to plant some conspiracy theories in your mind.

01:18:01.000 Did you know the CIA has their own fleet of submarines and aircraft carriers?

01:18:05.000 In 2018, you may remember there was a false missile alert.

01:18:08.000 I remember that, yeah.

01:18:10.000 Citizens of Hawaii got an emergency alert on their phones.

01:18:13.000 Many thought it was their last moments, and families called their loved ones.

01:18:16.000 The ballistic missile or ICBM was launched by a rogue CIA submarine.

01:18:21.000 The Air Force intercepted the ICBM and thus saved the island of Hawaii.

01:18:25.000 I thought it was just like a typo.

01:18:27.000 Or glitch, yeah.

01:18:28.000 They just fired something off accidentally.

01:18:32.000 If you remember.

01:18:33.000 Great.

01:18:35.000 So the Air Force got the missile attack would have been used to destroy Trump.

01:18:39.000 If you remember, it was the height of the tensions over North Korea over ballistic missiles.

01:18:44.000 Just like Jan 6, it would have been used to destroy him.

01:18:48.000 They would claim that Trump provoked him and must be impeached.

01:18:51.000 Thank God we are on the good timeline and we have some heroes working on our behalf.

01:18:54.000 I know people like to be doomers, but there's so much to be thankful for.

01:18:58.000 So this guy claims that that whole thing wasn't a mistake with a false alarm.

01:19:05.000 It was a rogue CIA trying to shoot us.

01:19:10.000 Trying to shoot Hawaii, and a good guy's intercepted it.

01:19:13.000 Did you see the release of the Project Northwoods thing?

01:19:17.000 Like the full declassified shit?

01:19:21.000 No.

01:19:21.000 It was fucking nuts.

01:19:23.000 It was like, yeah, we're going to stage things.

01:19:26.000 We're going to kill U.S. citizens.

01:19:28.000 We're going to frame people.

01:19:29.000 We're going to...

01:19:33.000 It's the most Alex Jones was right type shit ever.

01:19:37.000 And what is it?

01:19:38.000 Project Northwoods.

01:19:39.000 Project Northwoods.

01:19:40.000 Yes.

01:19:41.000 And what is Project Northwoods?

01:19:42.000 It was during JFK's.

01:19:44.000 Oh, I don't care.

01:19:46.000 But they were going to kill U.S. citizens and frame people and do all this sort of shit.

01:19:50.000 Very Jan 6-feels like.

01:19:51.000 Like, frame people, black people up for doing nothing.

01:19:54.000 If you can't see Jan 6 for what it is, there's no hope for you.

01:19:59.000 I don't want to talk to you.

01:20:00.000 You're insane.

01:20:02.000 Proud Boys and the People's Voice.

01:20:04.000 Well, I'm interested in this one.

01:20:05.000 In 2014 or so, David Ick crowdfunded a bunch of money from people, myself included, to create a network called The People's Voice.

01:20:12.000 It was uncensored, unlimited network controlled by the people and quickly picked up programming and sponsors.

01:20:17.000 There was only one hair in the soup.

01:20:19.000 The nice and honest guy David started the network with stole a bunch of the money.

01:20:24.000 Oh, the nice and honest guy David started the network with, you need a comma there, dude, stole a bunch of money and fucked off and sabotaged the network.

01:20:33.000 The people's voice quickly faded into obscurity.

01:20:35.000 Isn't David Ick a Holocaust denier?

01:20:39.000 David Ike is a lot of things.

01:20:42.000 He could be.

01:20:43.000 Maybe I'm thinking of Eichmann or something.

01:20:49.000 David Ick.

01:20:50.000 Oh, no, I got the wrong guy.

01:20:52.000 It was David Eichmann.

01:20:53.000 Um, yeah.

01:20:59.000 Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

01:21:01.000 Sorry.

01:21:01.000 Oh, David Irving?

01:21:03.000 Yeah, David Irving.

01:21:05.000 My point is, these syndicates that own the corporations that own the world, they control the media.

01:21:09.000 There can be no alternate opinions, groups, or meetings.

01:21:11.000 The entire world must hear the message.

01:21:14.000 This is changing more recently.

01:21:15.000 We're becoming more free, and new broadcasters are coming online, offering different truths, but it has been this way since the advent of television.

01:21:22.000 Don't forget, by the way, the incredible trouble we had creating this network, where I lost the URL, even though it was available.

01:21:31.000 We had our payment processors shut down.

01:21:33.000 We had our mailing list shut down.

01:21:35.000 We had to reinvent ourselves several times.

01:21:38.000 This has not been smooth sailing.

01:21:45.000 The point is these syndicates they control the media.

01:21:47.000 So what's that got to do with Proud Boys?

01:21:51.000 Now to the saboteurs.

01:21:52.000 Call them CIA assets or FBI shills.

01:21:55.000 The alphabet doesn't matter.

01:21:56.000 There exist trained agents that come into any group when it reaches a certain point of success.

01:22:00.000 They sow division within the group, which we saw with Proud Boys, try to split it in two, and then hopefully get everyone fighting so much that it disbands.

01:22:09.000 I am not at all insisting that this is what is happening with the Proud Boys because I know less than nothing about the group, but I know that for a fact that any group that reaches national standing will be infiltrated and sabotaged actively, especially a group that is such a hard line against Antifa and their gay little soldier minions.

01:22:28.000 You know what's funny?

01:22:29.000 My phone died right after that announcement was made, so I could have had a million phone calls screaming at me, and I will never know.

01:22:37.000 Well, I won't know for a while.

01:22:40.000 They might think they're blocked, and they're like, this motherfucker.

01:22:44.000 Okay, last one.

01:22:45.000 Funny Italy tweet.

01:22:47.000 And it says, can't believe they made a Mussolini.

01:22:50.000 I can't believe they made Mussolini a woman in the reboot.

01:22:53.000 This woke nonsense has ruined yet another franchise.

01:22:58.000 That's good.

01:22:59.000 Why aren't you laughing?

01:23:00.000 No, that's good.

01:23:02.000 I'm more impressed than LOLing.

01:23:05.000 Oh, it's one of those jokes it's so good.

01:23:06.000 You go.

01:23:07.000 You're like, I didn't think of that.

01:23:08.000 Fuck.

01:23:09.000 I used to hang out with Kirsten Shaw back before the national divorce in Trump.

01:23:14.000 And whenever I would say something funny to her, she'd always go, that was very funny.

01:23:19.000 That's very amusing.

01:23:20.000 Good joke.

01:23:22.000 Never laughed.

01:23:23.000 Great joke.

01:23:24.000 Great joke.

01:23:25.000 All right, let's get to the final vid.

01:23:27.000 Yay.

01:23:41.000 Thank you.

01:23:43.000 I looked this up, this flashlight.

01:23:45.000 It's the most powerful flashlight in the world.

01:23:48.000 A thousand lumens is pretty intense.

01:23:51.000 This is 130,000 lumens.

01:23:54.000 130,000.

01:23:55.000 It's 700 bucks.

01:23:57.000 But don't you want it?

01:23:58.000 I think I would definitely buy it if I lived in the country.

01:24:02.000 Check this out.

01:24:03.000 He does a whole TikTok working.

01:24:04.000 He wanted me to try the world's brightest flashlight on the highest hotel room I could find in Florida.

01:24:09.000 And we're doing that today.

01:24:11.000 This is the highest balcony room I could find in Naples, Florida.

01:24:15.000 And we're going to see what the world's brightest flashlight can do.

01:24:18.000 Obviously, I'd have to be really fast with this.

01:24:20.000 I'm not going to point it towards the ocean because of the sea turtles.

01:24:24.000 And I'm just going to shine it down there.

01:24:27.000 Wish me luck.

01:24:27.000 Turning on the world's brightest flashlight in three, two, one.

01:24:33.000 What?

01:24:36.000 It makes a noise?

01:24:38.000 Yeah.

01:24:38.000 I'm going to turn that off.

01:24:40.000 What?

01:24:41.000 It's a sun.

01:24:42.000 I want it.

01:24:43.000 Apparently, when you point it at bugs, they just die.

01:24:46.000 They burst into flames.

01:24:49.000 Isn't that cool?

01:24:50.000 Yes.

01:24:52.000 If you are, like, in the city, it's kind of insane.

01:24:54.000 You're just going to call the cops or whatever.

01:24:57.000 But if you don't live in the city, you need that thing.

01:25:00.000 Start saving $700 so you can have one.

01:25:04.000 Wow.

01:25:06.000 All right, folks.

01:25:07.000 I got to go get an x-ray.

01:25:08.000 Thank you for tuning in.

01:25:09.000 Tomorrow is Compound Censored, where Anthony Coome and I scream at each other for three hours about the state of the world.

01:25:15.000 And until then, get fired, get in trouble, be brave.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - September 27, 2022

S04E169 - INTERNATIONAL PLAYBOY

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