Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S04E172

00:00:50.000 Calgary, Alberta's preoccupations.

00:00:53.000 That's the band, Preoccupations.

00:00:54.000 Calgary.

00:00:56.000 Great little town when it has oil.

00:00:59.000 When it has oil, it's like Zurich, Switzerland.

00:01:02.000 And they make tons of money.

00:01:04.000 And then some asshole comes along and says, this place is rich.

00:01:07.000 I'm going to manage it.

00:01:09.000 And then they tax it to death.

00:01:10.000 And now it's Detroit.

00:01:13.000 It's a shithole now because it got overtaxed.

00:01:16.000 Man, when oil was...

00:01:20.000 They had it from sand.

00:01:22.000 They would take it out, but it's a very expensive process.

00:01:24.000 When the price of oil goes up, it becomes affordable.

00:01:27.000 Shit, now the gas is so expensive.

00:01:28.000 I wonder if Calgary's tar sands are viable again.

00:01:35.000 I was there when shit was booming, did a comedy set just off the dome, an hour and a half.

00:01:40.000 Blew Todd Berry off the stage, which was nice.

00:01:45.000 But then I saw it again a few years later, and as Sheila Copps at Rebel News goes, this place is fucking done, toast, ruined.

00:01:53.000 So that band used to be called Viet Cong, which is kind of a ballsy name.

00:01:57.000 Not that ballsy, though, right?

00:02:00.000 The Viet Cong were bad guys, little rats in the holes.

00:02:03.000 We lost 60,000 Americans to them, no Canadians, despite what Ann Coulter thought.

00:02:09.000 And they got in trubs.

00:02:11.000 People called it racist.

00:02:12.000 They called it appropriation.

00:02:14.000 That's Canada for you.

00:02:16.000 Remember we had that chick on?

00:02:17.000 She wrote a song called Savage, and her record label dropped her because it was offensive to Indians?

00:02:24.000 What?

00:02:25.000 It's like a really popular clothing brand, for one.

00:02:29.000 And Savage is a common saying.

00:02:32.000 Remember the previous Florida hurricane?

00:02:34.000 There was some German-sounding guy, and they said, so you're not leaving.

00:02:38.000 You're going to stay here.

00:02:39.000 And he's like, well, this is our community, and we feel obligated to stay and make sure everything is okay.

00:02:46.000 And then as the dad's explaining that, the little kid leans into the shot and goes, we're savage.

00:02:51.000 Like it's a compliment.

00:02:54.000 And it reminds me of that band, The Muslims.

00:02:56.000 Remember them?

00:02:58.000 They changed their name to Softpack.

00:03:00.000 Yeah, that's them.

00:03:04.000 This was a hit.

00:03:20.000 I like that guy.

00:03:21.000 He's a good guy.

00:03:23.000 It's always surprising when you meet a band that's really cool and they're all nerds.

00:03:28.000 Remember that when we would have ska bands stay at our punk house in the 80s and early 90s?

00:03:33.000 They're all geeks.

00:03:34.000 They're like, aren't you in a band touring?

00:03:37.000 Shouldn't it be cool?

00:03:41.000 But they were nice.

00:03:42.000 Good guys.

00:03:42.000 Anyway, that's enough of that talk.

00:03:46.000 Yesterday's show, I thought, was the quintessential show.

00:03:50.000 I was very happy with the way that went down.

00:03:59.000 That I could bring Putin into the studio.

00:04:02.000 Right, but also that you got Putin to use that same song.

00:04:06.000 Yes.

00:04:06.000 That was impressive.

00:04:08.000 But what's going on with your hours, by the way?

00:04:10.000 You've managed to squeeze a gym in three days a week and have it bite into your daily time.

00:04:15.000 That's our gym.

00:04:16.000 You're the one who wanted to go to.

00:04:20.000 I said, I should sign up.

00:04:22.000 You wanted me to sign up for a long time.

00:04:24.000 And I said, you know, you're right.

00:04:26.000 Yeah, but then you've got to stay late.

00:04:29.000 Okay.

00:04:30.000 If you come in at 11.30, you now got to stay till like 6.30.

00:04:33.000 I thought it was 11.

00:04:36.000 Well, it's 40 hours a week at least.

00:04:39.000 So 9 to 5.

00:04:41.000 If you make it 11, then it's 11 to 7.

00:04:45.000 Two weeks in a row, I clocked.

00:04:46.000 I don't know if it was a live show day or whatever, but it was like 12 hour days.

00:04:50.000 Or 11.

00:04:52.000 I don't know if it balances out carryover week to week, but better.

00:04:57.000 That'd be cool.

00:05:00.000 So let's go to yesterday's show's comments.

00:05:04.000 Because the tech guy said, I had to put in a correction about Stalin.

00:05:07.000 They were criticizing you.

00:05:10.000 And I said, thank you.

00:05:12.000 I don't usually read the comments.

00:05:13.000 It's the road to, what do they call it?

00:05:17.000 The path to madness.

00:05:19.000 Please shut the fuck up about news, politics, racism, Jan 6, top surgery.

00:05:24.000 More shitting on Bill Burr and stories about your parents.

00:05:29.000 So just do like a Riffin comedy garbage show.

00:05:34.000 That doesn't seem like very good advice to me.

00:05:36.000 Well, 48 people did not like that comment.

00:05:39.000 Oh, really?

00:05:40.000 I can't really see that very well.

00:05:41.000 Yeah, like we're good for Bill Burr for a while now.

00:05:45.000 And as far as my crazy parents, I can repeat some stories.

00:05:48.000 I like to do that, but I think we're all out.

00:05:54.000 So that, and plus, this show is, the purpose of this show is like Daily Wire, Ben Shapiro, Tucker Carlson, Howard Stern with the news.

00:06:03.000 The core of the show is the daily news.

00:06:05.000 We want you to be informed when you hear this show.

00:06:07.000 It's just a fun way to be informed.

00:06:09.000 It's actually for people who hate the news.

00:06:14.000 And for me to just sit here, we kind of do that with Compound Censored.

00:06:17.000 And on Thursday nights, we just shoot the shit.

00:06:19.000 So you got your shit shooting.

00:06:21.000 So that's a dumb comment, irrelevant.

00:06:23.000 Totally ignoring it.

00:06:24.000 Next.

00:06:25.000 Now, if we want to get to the correction, it'll probably be at the bottom.

00:06:29.000 No, we'll go through all of them.

00:06:33.000 There's a lot.

00:06:35.000 Well, we'll just skim them quickly.

00:06:38.000 Go to the top.

00:06:40.000 God, why are you making this so complicated?

00:06:43.000 Okay.

00:06:44.000 Now, I don't see the top one anymore.

00:06:46.000 Never stopped fighting.

00:06:47.000 Please have the fucking fight.

00:06:49.000 I'm black, y'all boring.

00:06:50.000 Why do they capitalize being black?

00:06:51.000 Ancient news.

00:06:52.000 Never stop fighting.

00:06:52.000 Boring.

00:06:53.000 Here we go with another week.

00:06:55.000 Great to start my night.

00:06:56.000 Thank you.

00:06:57.000 Top 10 again.

00:06:58.000 I don't know what that means.

00:07:00.000 I'm with you, Eating Dapo.

00:07:01.000 More Jimmy McInnis.

00:07:02.000 Gav, just call him up about Blue Bayou.

00:07:05.000 Okay, that's good advice.

00:07:06.000 Try to get my dad more incorporated.

00:07:08.000 I tried to buy him a computer so we could Skype him in.

00:07:12.000 He said, no, I'll just get it, which means I won't bother.

00:07:15.000 The constipation song is proof that Indian culture is superior.

00:07:19.000 Socialism, it's as dumb as a bag of hair.

00:07:21.000 Putin bit went way longer than it needed to.

00:07:24.000 Now, that's an interesting comment.

00:07:25.000 The Putin bit was brilliant, and we did the entire speech.

00:07:31.000 So you get to hear his speech in a funny way.

00:07:35.000 And now you've heard his entire speech.

00:07:37.000 That's true.

00:07:38.000 It's not really a bit.

00:07:39.000 It's not like he's doing Bill Burr for 20 minutes.

00:07:42.000 It's a spoonful of sugar to make the medicine go down.

00:07:45.000 That is Putin's entire speech he gave to the world.

00:07:49.000 Gav's intro songs are fringe cringe.

00:07:52.000 That's bullshit.

00:07:54.000 Keep going.

00:07:58.000 I feel like a toad.

00:07:59.000 A nigga put an HTML in the comments.

00:08:02.000 This guy.

00:08:02.000 Someone post a link to blah, blah, blah.

00:08:05.000 Gavin is against Putin's speech.

00:08:06.000 Such a dumb boomer fag.

00:08:08.000 I don't think you were against it.

00:08:10.000 You actually.

00:08:11.000 Well, it's both.

00:08:12.000 I mean, he pointed out some good things, but Putin sucks.

00:08:15.000 I don't support Putin.

00:08:16.000 I don't support the war in Ukraine.

00:08:18.000 They can all die.

00:08:19.000 I'm a Western chauvinist.

00:08:21.000 I have no interest in the East.

00:08:23.000 Go ahead and blow up Ukraine to smithereens.

00:08:26.000 Couldn't care less.

00:08:27.000 I don't like Zelensky.

00:08:29.000 I don't like Putin.

00:08:30.000 Fuck them both.

00:08:31.000 I think this war is 60% fake.

00:08:35.000 I think it's a giant scam with elitist globalists, and that includes Biden.

00:08:39.000 They're all involved in this theatrical shit show that does cost real lives, but also has a lot of fake ones.

00:08:45.000 I'm kind of shocked that Gavin didn't address Kevin Brennan shitting on him and the Proud Boys on, what's the next word?

00:08:53.000 I can't see it.

00:08:54.000 Burning Bridges.

00:08:55.000 On MLC this weekend.

00:08:57.000 What's MLC?

00:08:58.000 Oh, Misery Loves Company.

00:08:59.000 So he has a show on Compound again?

00:09:02.000 Yes.

00:09:03.000 I think he's back.

00:09:06.000 Okay, well, let's dig that up.

00:09:07.000 Wasn't he fired?

00:09:09.000 Yes.

00:09:11.000 He was fired, then he was a regular guest.

00:09:13.000 Now he's back.

00:09:15.000 Well, we'll have to check that out.

00:09:16.000 I'd appreciate time code.

00:09:17.000 I don't want to sit and watch Kevin Brennan's fucking weird rathead for an hour and a half.

00:09:22.000 He was probably joking.

00:09:24.000 He's funny.

00:09:25.000 This guy's funny.

00:09:27.000 He looks and sounds like a drunk ratatouille.

00:09:30.000 If you've ever been to Russia, you'd know their religion is alcoholism.

00:09:33.000 Yeah, boring.

00:09:34.000 Yep.

00:09:35.000 Can somebody tell Gavin that Ryan sucks monkey balls at impressions?

00:09:40.000 What?

00:09:42.000 Eight people liked that.

00:09:43.000 Ten people didn't like it, including me.

00:09:45.000 Oh, so you commented on this?

00:09:47.000 No, I just downvoted it.

00:09:48.000 Oh.

00:09:50.000 What a weird take.

00:09:51.000 You wasted most of this show with...

00:09:55.000 So Ryan's impressions suck, do they?

00:09:58.000 That's a pretty big part of the show to not like.

00:10:03.000 You're not mentioning the Wikipedia article on the Ya Yaz, Gavin.

00:10:06.000 Yeah, why would I be?

00:10:07.000 I'm a pariah.

00:10:08.000 I'm not mentioning any early aughts anything, including books about the early aughts and vice.

00:10:14.000 I'm not mentioning entire biographies about vice.

00:10:18.000 So wake up, shithead.

00:10:20.000 Thanks for talking about my band all the time.

00:10:22.000 The early aughts, okay.

00:10:24.000 First time I heard Ya Yaz in Iraq.

00:10:27.000 I like them.

00:10:28.000 The Putin impression thing sucks.

00:10:32.000 Carhart.

00:10:33.000 Yeah, I don't really care about that kind of stuff.

00:10:35.000 I'm not going to not wear clothes because I don't like how they treat their employees.

00:10:39.000 Gavin is a moron.

00:10:40.000 The baseball cap with the abnormally long brim prevented the guy from seeing...

00:10:49.000 It looked a little abnormally long.

00:10:53.000 See, isn't it amazing these people calling me a moron and they're anonymous?

00:10:59.000 Isn't it pathetic?

00:11:00.000 But then we looked through it.

00:11:01.000 That was my claim also, but then we looked through it and then that guy just wears weird nondescript hats.

00:11:08.000 That's got nothing to do with what he's saying.

00:11:10.000 Yeah, yeah, no, it does.

00:11:11.000 Because it's like, well, why is that guy wearing this weird long-brim hat?

00:11:15.000 He wears those same types of hats in other videos way before the magic thing.

00:11:18.000 Yeah, but we were looking up not the fact that it had a long brim, but the fact that it was new.

00:11:21.000 They were all like the same hat.

00:11:22.000 They were like, whatever company makes no logo hats.

00:11:26.000 So this is someone else that hates your impressions, which is weird as shit.

00:11:30.000 This is why I never read these comments.

00:11:32.000 I disliked all these.

00:11:33.000 Are my comments really annoying?

00:11:34.000 No, it's baby monsters who were wrong.

00:11:36.000 Jungle, whatever her name is.

00:11:37.000 That's that Asian chick.

00:11:40.000 I always skip past the parts where Ryan is doing his impressions.

00:11:44.000 This guy's really spending some time on that comment.

00:11:48.000 I laugh so hard my sides hurt.

00:11:50.000 See, the problem with positive comments, too, is you take these seriously and you don't take the negative ones seriously.

00:11:55.000 I'll quote that.

00:11:56.000 Blue-collar chic is just another way of saying poser.

00:11:59.000 Like that guy who always carried around a skateboard.

00:12:04.000 Yeah, all fashion is posing, you fucking idiot.

00:12:08.000 What do you think fashion is?

00:12:10.000 It's LARPing.

00:12:12.000 I mean, are you allowed to have fringes or wear cowboy boots if you're not a ranch hand?

00:12:17.000 Of course it's posing.

00:12:19.000 It's all Halloween.

00:12:20.000 That's the whole game, dummy.

00:12:22.000 I'm going to do a big thing on Blue Color Chic.

00:12:24.000 I'm very excited about this.

00:12:25.000 I want you to come to my house, Ryan, and we'll do a whole fashion show with links to all of the different products.

00:12:33.000 And you can obviously notice that it's LARPing or posing.

00:12:37.000 What a fucking idiot.

00:12:39.000 Why is Gavin defending Ukraine joining NATO?

00:12:42.000 I never said that Ukraine should join NATO.

00:12:45.000 What happened to Gavin?

00:12:47.000 Did they threaten his family?

00:12:48.000 Blah, blah, fucking blah.

00:12:49.000 You got to bring the family into everything, don't you?

00:12:54.000 Yeah, I don't want Ukraine to join NATO.

00:12:57.000 We want fag Putin once a week.

00:13:00.000 I didn't think he was gay.

00:13:01.000 I hated the Putin bit.

00:13:02.000 I'm sick of being lectured to by bitchy clown that knows more about Sid Vicious than foreign policy.

00:13:08.000 Why are you here then?

00:13:12.000 Why are you paying $10 a month to come and gripe?

00:13:16.000 Fuck the UN, fuck Davos, fuck the EU, fuck Ukraine, and their fake puppet government and their fake faggot president.

00:13:23.000 Fuck this.

00:13:23.000 Yes, I agree.

00:13:25.000 What a waste of an episode.

00:13:27.000 You guys are becoming annoyingly predictable when it comes to geopolitics.

00:13:30.000 Is it really that predictable?

00:13:32.000 I'm always surprised by my takes.

00:13:34.000 Hey, Matt, that is the future of North America.

00:13:38.000 Cheap chinks with painted on white surface.

00:13:40.000 Anyway, you get the idea.

00:13:42.000 White surf for faggot personality.

00:13:43.000 I didn't even get to the one I wanted to.

00:13:45.000 Keep going.

00:13:48.000 Is it new?

00:13:48.000 Because it would be all the way at the bottom.

00:13:50.000 Oh, my God.

00:13:51.000 Gavin's historical literacy and understanding of geopolitics is utterly embarrassing, says anonymous person.

00:13:58.000 That Putin speaks judgment cringeworthy.

00:14:00.000 Thinking that Stalin bombed Dresden was the icing on the cake.

00:14:03.000 What an idiot.

00:14:07.000 So to be clear, Stalin was the man behind the bombing of Dresden.

00:14:14.000 The fact that the Allies actually did the bombing is irrelevant.

00:14:18.000 It's a fact that Stalin kept pushing Churchill to bomb Dresden.

00:14:22.000 He was directly quoted saying, why haven't you bombed Dresden yet?

00:14:26.000 It was his idea, and he wanted to draw troops over there.

00:14:30.000 So that's utterly embarrassing.

00:14:34.000 See, it's the thing that gets me with these millennials is the fucking arrogance.

00:14:38.000 If a 52-year-old told me something about geopolitics, I wouldn't cringe and say it's fucking embarrassing.

00:14:44.000 I'd say, didn't the Allies bomb Dresden?

00:14:47.000 That wasn't Stalin, was it?

00:14:49.000 You'd be a little more curious.

00:14:51.000 And then the smarter, older person would say to you, you know, yes, but if you look at the history of World War II, Stalin was the guy that was really all about the bombing of Dresden.

00:15:00.000 I don't have a tie clip for this tie, and I saw it in America First Pin would do the trick, but it's kind of annoying and distracting.

00:15:08.000 I think, I don't know how many views it get, like we get 30,000 views for the Eps or something.

00:15:13.000 But 100,000, I mean, 130 comments isn't a lot, but it is good to see people saying stuff.

00:15:20.000 It's just always mean.

00:15:22.000 I like the nice comments.

00:15:25.000 No, as an artist, you have to just keep doing your art and not be inhibited by comments or criticism.

00:15:34.000 That's the kind of shit that slows you down.

00:15:35.000 It's in my book, Death of the Cool.

00:15:36.000 There's a quote about it.

00:15:38.000 Oh, I'm sorry.

00:15:38.000 You just have to keep driving.

00:15:41.000 And if the real critics are the subscribers, if you notice your subs are going down to the water, this isn't financially tenable.

00:15:49.000 Well, I don't really think I could change.

00:15:51.000 So I just have to pack it up and leave.

00:15:54.000 Are you a commenter?

00:15:56.000 No?

00:15:57.000 Because I think there's two different types of people.

00:15:58.000 never comment, I might comment something like...

00:16:02.000 Yeah.

00:16:03.000 I'm not on anything.

00:16:04.000 I'm banned from anything, so I can't get it.

00:16:06.000 What about YouTube?

00:16:07.000 My aliases are always like Judy Bloom.

00:16:11.000 What about YouTube, no?

00:16:13.000 YouTube I'm not on as me.

00:16:16.000 Oh, okay.

00:16:16.000 I'm banned from YouTube, obviously.

00:16:19.000 What do you mean, what about YouTube?

00:16:21.000 Did you not know I was banned?

00:16:23.000 I thought that you could at least have a viewing account and you just couldn't post.

00:16:28.000 I know.

00:16:28.000 I guess not.

00:16:29.000 You can't do anything.

00:16:30.000 Wow.

00:16:31.000 Speaking of geopolitics, North Korea flew a missile over Japan.

00:16:36.000 I guess I kind of care.

00:16:37.000 I almost put that in shit I don't care about.

00:16:41.000 Seems pretty bad.

00:16:42.000 What the fuck?

00:16:43.000 What are you doing there?

00:16:44.000 It's the link.

00:16:45.000 No, it's not the link.

00:16:46.000 It is.

00:16:47.000 I have it on TV.

00:16:48.000 No, it's not.

00:16:49.000 What the.

00:16:52.000 There is no link for that story, you fucking moron.

00:16:55.000 I just saw the nearest link.

00:16:56.000 Yeah, that's not using your brain.

00:16:59.000 I'm quick.

00:17:01.000 You be quick or accurate?

00:17:02.000 What do you want?

00:17:04.000 Let's stick with accurate.

00:17:06.000 Fuck.

00:17:07.000 So, yeah, I guess this could be, this maybe should have gone in my pet Biden.

00:17:12.000 This might be hubris coming from foreigners because they see our weak and mentally dead president creeping chicks out, getting lost.

00:17:24.000 You know, Biden's incompetence is a great example of Trump derangement syndrome.

00:17:28.000 People hate Trump so much they will take Mr. Magoo over him.

00:17:33.000 Remember there was that bumper sticker that said, I'll take a cup of coffee over Trump, anyone but Trump?

00:17:39.000 I didn't know they weren't exaggerating.

00:17:46.000 Some clown jumped on the field this weekend, an animal rights activist.

00:17:53.000 It was really fun seeing him nailed.

00:17:55.000 You don't really see it in the footage.

00:17:56.000 Now, this is 1-3.

00:17:59.000 If you look closely, he circles around.

00:18:01.000 He sort of does a jackknife right turn right there, and then he gets nailed right there.

00:18:09.000 But if you look at the article, it's better because you can see the scene where his own pink cloud, they're big on the smoke bombs.

00:18:17.000 How'd you get that into the stadium?

00:18:19.000 I guess there's no steel in them?

00:18:23.000 I don't know how you do that.

00:18:25.000 But look at that.

00:18:26.000 He's getting checked right as the smoke goes in his face.

00:18:30.000 That felt pretty good.

00:18:34.000 But I looked them up.

00:18:35.000 This guy's got great leg muscles.

00:18:36.000 Look at that development there.

00:18:38.000 Great calves.

00:18:44.000 I looked up, which I guess was the point of his little exercise, what he was promoting.

00:18:48.000 It's the right to rescue.

00:18:50.000 So what they do is they go to farms and slaughterhouses, but mostly farms, and just free like a couple pigs.

00:19:02.000 So they get arrested, obviously, for trespassing and theft and all kinds of shit.

00:19:06.000 And then you, I guess, pay to get these people released so they can go do it more.

00:19:12.000 So go up to the top and click cases.

00:19:17.000 Here we go.

00:19:19.000 So these guys went to Sunrise Farms.

00:19:21.000 That guy went to Rigland Farms.

00:19:23.000 Someone went to Farmer John.

00:19:25.000 They just go to these various farms and kill shelters.

00:19:28.000 This woman, click on that turkey ranch.

00:19:33.000 What you don't want us to eat turkeys, Abby.

00:19:38.000 If you're saving so few animals you could name them, you're probably not doing a big making a dead.

00:19:45.000 We freed Abby.

00:19:47.000 Abby's like, don't bother.

00:19:48.000 Oh, everybody's like, what the fuck are you taking Abby for?

00:19:52.000 What about us?

00:19:53.000 Yeah, I need help too.

00:19:54.000 Just open the door.

00:19:57.000 Okay, one thing you're not hearing about that particular shot is that particular chick was being a bitch.

00:20:02.000 I didn't know that.

00:20:03.000 Yeah, she was starting shit and she was running her mouth.

00:20:07.000 How'd they fucking know of Abby?

00:20:12.000 That's when I came in.

00:20:15.000 To save a bird.

00:20:19.000 Poor baby.

00:20:21.000 What the fudge?

00:20:24.000 The fact that she's making noises makes me somewhat more optimistic.

00:20:29.000 This is low.

00:20:30.000 I don't know who has a lower IQ, the turkeys or these heroes.

00:20:34.000 They're peers.

00:20:36.000 I didn't have a team to save her.

00:20:38.000 I was a vegetarian for 15 years, and I think this is fucking retarded.

00:20:45.000 That looks like a very sick bird.

00:20:46.000 What about that?

00:20:47.000 Yeah, save the sick one.

00:20:48.000 Yeah, but Abby's more attractive.

00:20:50.000 Like, yeah, that's got to be.

00:20:52.000 The one with the skin disease is like, what am I, chopped liver?

00:20:55.000 I'm about to be.

00:20:57.000 Yes, we got a bunch.

00:21:02.000 Dude, farmers have guns.

00:21:05.000 You're going to get your head split open.

00:21:08.000 Oh my god, this is ridiculous.

00:21:11.000 This isn't like an inside job, but like.

00:21:14.000 No, they're trespassing.

00:21:16.000 That's why they're on this site.

00:21:17.000 They're going to jail.

00:21:20.000 Hi, Hanson.

00:21:22.000 Abby got better, and she was delicious.

00:21:28.000 We raised her for Thanksgiving.

00:21:34.000 So I don't know, is that person in jail?

00:21:36.000 That was listed as a case.

00:21:40.000 Anyway, thanks for coming out, guys.

00:21:42.000 Also, at Borderline, shit I don't care about.

00:21:46.000 So Herschel Walker is over the target.

00:21:48.000 And you'll notice every time a Republican's doing well, there's a massive controversy.

00:21:55.000 And this controversy is now that Herschel Walker had a baby out of wedlock and had an affair.

00:22:04.000 Oh, and he also convinced a woman to have an abortion, even though he's pro-life.

00:22:07.000 And then his son, the incredibly gay conservative Christian Walker, said, well, this is an old tweet of his.

00:22:17.000 But if you, I don't know, go up from that.

00:22:22.000 Yeah.

00:22:22.000 I know my mom and I would really appreciate if my father, Herschel Walker, stopped lying and making a mockery of us.

00:22:29.000 You're not a family man when you left us to bang a bunch of women, threatened to kill us, and had us move over six times in six months, running from your violence, he says.

00:22:40.000 Yet this is the same guy who said earlier, June, this is two years ago, thankful I had a black father who empowered me to be a victor and supported me on my endeavors instead of pouring victimhood into me and telling me I'm oppressed.

00:22:58.000 Happy Father's Day, Herschel Walker.

00:23:00.000 So I'm sorry, Christian, but I still haven't made my mind up on Herschel, but you just canceled yourself out.

00:23:08.000 So we don't care what you say.

00:23:10.000 You contradicted yourself, so you're gone.

00:23:12.000 Bye-bye.

00:23:13.000 Home to mommy.

00:23:18.000 But say he did.

00:23:21.000 Well, if he beat his wife and stuff, that he shouldn't be running for anything.

00:23:24.000 You're out.

00:23:25.000 But say he did convince a woman to have an abortion, but he's pro-life.

00:23:32.000 That's hypocritical and everything.

00:23:34.000 But can you still be a pro-life politician if you've in the past tried to convince someone to have an abortion?

00:23:41.000 I don't know.

00:23:43.000 I'm not fixing my die like I'm guilty, by the way.

00:23:46.000 No one's ever had an abortion because of me.

00:23:48.000 Ever.

00:23:49.000 Never.

00:23:51.000 I've only gotten a woman pregnant that I wanted to get pregnant, which was my wife.

00:23:55.000 And I actually don't understand how anyone gets anyone pregnant.

00:23:58.000 And every time I ask people, they never go, oh shit, the condom broke.

00:24:03.000 It's always like, yeah, I came in her.

00:24:05.000 What?

00:24:07.000 Yeah, I just, it felt good.

00:24:08.000 I wanted to.

00:24:10.000 Okay.

00:24:11.000 Do you also shit your pants?

00:24:14.000 Do you piss your pants?

00:24:15.000 Do you just start jerking off on the train?

00:24:17.000 That feels good.

00:24:19.000 Louis C.K. Oh, look at these.

00:24:22.000 This is crazy.

00:24:24.000 What's this?

00:24:25.000 Apparently, he's been loving his father for a long, long time.

00:24:29.000 Yeah, for real.

00:24:31.000 Pesopic also had a video of them hugging recently.

00:24:34.000 Yeah, I saw that.

00:24:35.000 He was getting off the stage, and his dad kissed him, and he hugged him.

00:24:39.000 Herschel Walker says, I love my son no matter what.

00:24:44.000 Wow, that'd be like, it's a bummer if your son's gay, but it's a bummer if he's that gay.

00:24:49.000 This is gay.

00:24:50.000 You want...

00:24:54.000 Yeah.

00:24:56.000 BLM and the left are nothing.

00:24:58.000 Oh, we're celebrating in the streets right now over career criminal George Floyd.

00:25:03.000 Gerrick Chauvin is a political prisoner.

00:25:05.000 How are we supposed to have a fair trial when gang BLM, that's what they are, they're a gang.

00:25:09.000 Gang members BLM are out in the streets intimidating the jury.

00:25:13.000 Sleepy Jim Crow Joe Biden is pressuring the jury to convict.

00:25:17.000 The media is churning it up.

00:25:19.000 That's enough.

00:25:20.000 I agree with everything you're saying, but just chill.

00:25:23.000 I mean, it is a big deal, but chill.

00:25:25.000 What a gay person he is.

00:25:30.000 You don't want to hear that.

00:25:32.000 Even if you're proudly gay.

00:25:34.000 Gay face.

00:25:35.000 Go back up there.

00:25:36.000 Oh, there's the hug.

00:25:41.000 He's like, you're fucking disowning me?

00:25:44.000 Yeah, that's what I wanted to say.

00:25:47.000 If you're going to do that and do a 180, then you go, look, I've flattered my father in the past because we are good now, but we weren't good back then.

00:25:57.000 And the back then is bad enough that I don't think he should Run.

00:26:00.000 I love him and I've stood by him, but I'm not sure I stand by him to the point of having him run for office.

00:26:06.000 Yeah.

00:26:08.000 That I can take.

00:26:09.000 That explains everything.

00:26:10.000 But this like, fuck you, you bitch.

00:26:13.000 Can you really trust gays?

00:26:17.000 I don't know, man.

00:26:18.000 They're duplicitous from birth.

00:26:20.000 Not from birth, but.

00:26:21.000 They betrayed their genetics.

00:26:25.000 Well, from the second they realize they're queer, which is, I don't know, they probably realize something is up around six or seven, you start being duplicitous.

00:26:34.000 So by the time you're an adult, you've been doing it for fucking 10 years.

00:26:39.000 Go back to that first picture, though.

00:26:41.000 He has the gayest gay face I've ever gay faced.

00:26:44.000 That one.

00:26:46.000 What is it with the monster?

00:26:48.000 Physiogamy.

00:26:50.000 I can never pronounce that word correctly.

00:26:53.000 No, it's a hard G. Pull in.

00:26:56.000 Like the guy on the old man clearly has normal non-gay bone structure.

00:27:02.000 Yeah.

00:27:02.000 The gay man has his eyes are juicy.

00:27:07.000 He just finished crying.

00:27:09.000 Oh, his face is the contacts.

00:27:11.000 His cheeks kind of have this like flatness to them like they've been pushed up against an ass.

00:27:18.000 The teeth are too smiley.

00:27:20.000 Look at the Herschel guy's like, all right, I'll sort of smile.

00:27:23.000 I'm not going to sell myself short.

00:27:25.000 His hair is just monkeypox.

00:27:27.000 He's actually bald.

00:27:29.000 It's infected monkeypox like those sad turkey babies.

00:27:32.000 How are you so gay you look like Nick Kroll?

00:27:35.000 Is that possible?

00:27:38.000 That's what's doing most of nothing like Nick.

00:27:42.000 You've got to do a detector shit.

00:27:43.000 Are you kidding me?

00:27:44.000 Look at that.

00:27:45.000 That's Nick Kroll.

00:27:46.000 What?

00:27:47.000 Let me even blend them together.

00:27:49.000 Not even close, dude.

00:27:51.000 Very close.

00:27:52.000 Nick Kroll is a spoiled Jew, and Christian Walker is a spoiled mulatto.

00:28:00.000 That's really helping.

00:28:02.000 Thank you.

00:28:03.000 If you don't do a detective shitty, then you're failing at your job.

00:28:06.000 Okay, let me see here.

00:28:08.000 Nick Kroll and Christian Walker.

00:28:10.000 That's one for the books, folks.

00:28:12.000 Okay, I got one.

00:28:14.000 That should be on the ready.

00:28:16.000 That should be in your favorites tab.

00:28:18.000 It is.

00:28:19.000 Okay, then.

00:28:20.000 However, this one isn't.

00:28:25.000 No, it's not coming, but tonight.

00:28:28.000 Gavin is wrong and Ryan is right.

00:28:32.000 I don't agree with the imagery.

00:28:36.000 Why are you black at the beginning?

00:28:38.000 Yeah, I don't like it.

00:28:39.000 Actually, let's just go with the classic.

00:28:44.000 That one's more flattering.

00:28:45.000 Speaking of shit, let's talk about some shit I don't care about.

00:28:51.000 Shit I don't care.

00:28:55.000 Shit I don't fucking care about.

00:28:58.000 Shit I totally don't even care about.

00:29:00.000 Shit I don't care about.

00:29:03.000 So remember the try guys.

00:29:06.000 The low-T personification of everything that's wrong with the modern world.

00:29:10.000 It is four dudes who, remember when they got Dr. Fauci on?

00:29:16.000 You got to pull that up.

00:29:18.000 They were so giddy and excited because he's so great.

00:29:22.000 What?

00:29:23.000 Even if I totally bought the vaccine and COVID and thought it was a global pandemic, even if I was that retarded, I would still not be that excited about meeting Fauci.

00:29:37.000 I have the participant window open and I get to allow him to enter.

00:29:40.000 It's weird.

00:29:41.000 I'm going to be smiling because I'm just excited to see him.

00:29:43.000 Some nervous energy.

00:29:44.000 He's a busy man.

00:29:45.000 He's been lots of world saving.

00:29:48.000 We were 45 minutes early.

00:29:49.000 That's Ned.

00:29:50.000 Okay, ready?

00:29:52.000 I'm meeting him right now.

00:29:53.000 Here we go.

00:29:54.000 They're straight, right?

00:29:55.000 They're all straight, I believe.

00:29:57.000 And you know, you're a low T group when the Asian is the alpha male of the group.

00:30:02.000 I think he had the highest T?

00:30:03.000 Yeah, he's a tough guy.

00:30:05.000 He might be gay.

00:30:06.000 I don't know.

00:30:07.000 He's got a pretty gay face.

00:30:08.000 Gay face, gay hair.

00:30:09.000 And then this guy, Ned, recently was fucking an intern or a co-worker at work.

00:30:15.000 So you go, oh, well, that's fucked up.

00:30:19.000 Like, imagine I found out Anthony Kumi was fucking Luby over at Compound.

00:30:24.000 I'd go, oh.

00:30:25.000 Well, that's kind of weird.

00:30:27.000 Missy's going to be bummed.

00:30:29.000 I would never mention it to a fucking soul.

00:30:31.000 And the last thing I would do, oh, gross, would be make a video.

00:30:39.000 First of all, say I had the power to fire him.

00:30:42.000 Firing him would just never occur to me in a million years.

00:30:45.000 Sorry.

00:30:45.000 I don't approve of infidelity, but it's none of my beeswax.

00:30:49.000 Secondly, making a video about how I've fired Anthony or you or Garrett.

00:30:54.000 Imagine I fired Garrett.

00:30:57.000 Again, I don't have that authority, but this is a hypothetical here.

00:31:01.000 It doesn't fit into my head.

00:31:05.000 My new barber keeps giving me this lump here.

00:31:09.000 I don't like.

00:31:10.000 I don't like.

00:31:14.000 All right.

00:31:15.000 So they found out that Ned, the ugliest guy in the group, who's sort of the family man, and his whole shtick, in their defense, go to 1-8.

00:31:23.000 He's really big on my family, my family, and here's my children, and this is my wife.

00:31:28.000 Like that, feeling grateful that I get to spend this special time with my loves.

00:31:32.000 What stance is that?

00:31:34.000 Yeah, what is that stance?

00:31:36.000 Wait, zoom in on his hand?

00:31:37.000 Oh, it's in his pocket, and there's a piece of wood there.

00:31:40.000 Okay, that was confusing.

00:31:41.000 But look at the next picture.

00:31:44.000 Loving my wife so much.

00:31:48.000 Gay hand.

00:31:50.000 Can't explain it.

00:31:51.000 Can't really break that down for you any further.

00:31:55.000 With the hand on the glass?

00:31:56.000 Yeah.

00:31:56.000 Okay.

00:31:57.000 Gay drink.

00:31:59.000 Yes.

00:32:01.000 Go to all of his pictures.

00:32:03.000 We have really blurred the line between straight and gay these days.

00:32:08.000 Go down a bit.

00:32:08.000 Soy face.

00:32:10.000 Yep, that's the face.

00:32:11.000 Look at that.

00:32:14.000 So he leans into it.

00:32:16.000 Oh, my lord.

00:32:17.000 He leans into it a lot.

00:32:19.000 He really enjoyed.

00:32:19.000 Oh, there we go in a dress.

00:32:21.000 That's something maybe you send your friends to be like LOL.

00:32:24.000 I think we're living in the Venn diagram of high T homos and low T straights.

00:32:30.000 They are the same.

00:32:33.000 Look at his overalls.

00:32:35.000 I was just looking at that.

00:32:36.000 This craziest thing about this controversy is that someone fucked him.

00:32:40.000 What was she thinking?

00:32:42.000 The kids like dress more masculine than he is.

00:32:45.000 Yeah.

00:32:47.000 There they share clothes.

00:32:50.000 Ew, his little bow tie.

00:32:53.000 His little outfit.

00:32:54.000 Look at that.

00:32:54.000 I get dressed.

00:32:55.000 Look at that Y picture.

00:32:57.000 Please don't be a Mets fan.

00:32:58.000 Oh, good Yankees.

00:33:00.000 By the way, my Mets bet after these losses with the Braves, had a lot of people mocking me and other Mets fans.

00:33:08.000 Ew, gross, we have a similar bet.

00:33:12.000 I'm down to $250.

00:33:14.000 We have a similar vacation.

00:33:15.000 I was up at $1,800 at one point.

00:33:18.000 Wow.

00:33:18.000 But my total for the year is down to $250.

00:33:22.000 I know.

00:33:23.000 We had some serious losses.

00:33:25.000 Anyway, here are the try guys dumping the homo we just saw for fucking a co-worker.

00:33:32.000 And they are so pissed.

00:33:35.000 But especially the Asian dude who's dressed like fucking Bruce Lee in 1979.

00:33:40.000 More of a Chuck Norris type of outfit, I'd say.

00:33:45.000 This is something we took very seriously.

00:33:50.000 We refused to sweep things under the rug.

00:33:53.000 That is not who we are and it's not what we stand for.

00:33:57.000 We immediately removed Ned from work activity.

00:34:01.000 Does he watch the show?

00:34:03.000 Holy shit.

00:34:06.000 Calm the fuck down.

00:34:09.000 Damn, Chinese man.

00:34:11.000 Holy shit, he's pissed.

00:34:13.000 ...and engaged an HR professional to conduct a thorough review of the facts.

00:34:21.000 We also opted to remove Ned from our releases pending the results of that review.

00:34:28.000 Over a few weeks, that's included removing his section from videos, digitally removing what Asians really care about, right?

00:34:37.000 Assuming this guy's Chinese.

00:34:38.000 Fish.

00:34:39.000 Money.

00:34:40.000 I think what happened was they got on TV.

00:34:43.000 They were on True TV or some like shitty network.

00:34:46.000 And they just had their next series canceled because of this.

00:34:53.000 Oh.

00:34:54.000 And so that's what he's really pissed about because he just lost whatever.

00:34:59.000 He was making $10,000 an app.

00:35:01.000 That's gone.

00:35:02.000 He's got a new house, new mortgage.

00:35:04.000 His wife, who's probably Asian too, he seems like the kind of Asian who would marry an Asian.

00:35:07.000 She's furious.

00:35:10.000 This is what I love about the Shit I Don't Care About segment.

00:35:13.000 I find a way to be interested in it.

00:35:16.000 Because I don't give a fuck that Ned fucked an intern.

00:35:22.000 Imagine caring about some nerd's penis going in some slidey hole of some retarded chick.

00:35:32.000 Farthest thing from my mind.

00:35:34.000 Choosing not to feature him in our merch throws.

00:35:36.000 Honestly, I want to give major props to our editing staff for how deftly they've handled that.

00:35:41.000 There are several videos that we've deemed as fully unreleasable.

00:35:44.000 You will never see them, and that is due to his involvement.

00:35:47.000 And that's a decision that has cost us lots of money.

00:35:51.000 We will not be able to recoup that money, but it's a decision we stand by proudly.

00:35:55.000 Now, we can't talk about the details of the review, but suffice to say, we found that Ned had engaged in conduct unbecoming of our team, and we knew that we could not move forward with him.

00:36:07.000 So on Friday, September 16th, the three of us signed written consent of the members of Second Try LLC approving the removal of Ned as a manager and an employee.

00:36:18.000 Oh my God.

00:36:19.000 Their LLC is called Second Try.

00:36:21.000 That's pretty good.

00:36:22.000 Which has a second chance connotation, but there are no second chances with infidelity.

00:36:27.000 It's kind of like that dude who, that coach who fucked someone that he worked with, 19.

00:36:33.000 What are you laughing at?

00:36:34.000 The comments.

00:36:35.000 Oh.

00:36:35.000 I told you I sticked chicken out to Frieza.

00:36:38.000 And then your teacher call.

00:36:40.000 You going to explain what happened?

00:36:46.000 What a weird outfit.

00:36:47.000 Is that his angry shirt?

00:36:49.000 Also, don't wear cutoff sleeves if you have my arms.

00:36:55.000 If you have Grover arms, do not wear cutoff shirts.

00:37:02.000 But yeah, remember the coach?

00:37:04.000 I think he's the Celtics coach?

00:37:05.000 Yeah.

00:37:05.000 Suspend head coach Ime Udoka for upcoming season for violating team policies.

00:37:11.000 I used to do that to people that wanted Lyme disease.

00:37:14.000 Celtics.

00:37:16.000 Yeah.

00:37:18.000 Okay.

00:37:21.000 He had a consensual intimate relationship.

00:37:23.000 I don't think he was even married.

00:37:25.000 Like, isn't that where you meet people?

00:37:27.000 A lot of people meet each other at work.

00:37:30.000 So the argument is, well, it's quid pro quo, and you fuck him because you would be able to move up the ladder.

00:37:37.000 Yeah, I guess that's bad.

00:37:40.000 Should that be illegal?

00:37:41.000 Letting a chick who bloat...

00:37:45.000 She blew her way into the White House.

00:37:49.000 It's unethical.

00:37:51.000 It seems gross to me.

00:37:52.000 It seems like a form of prostitution, but it's all of Hollywood.

00:37:56.000 Like, Harvey Weinstein is not this anomaly.

00:37:58.000 It's called the casting couch for a reason.

00:38:00.000 Virtually every woman you see on the screen sucked a dick to get there.

00:38:04.000 I don't like it.

00:38:05.000 I don't want my daughter or my wife, obviously, ever getting involved in that industry, but that's what goes on.

00:38:12.000 So this coach losing a year because he can sensually fuck someone who's having a great time.

00:38:17.000 And I don't think he even provided any kind of raise for her.

00:38:21.000 It's just a policy they have.

00:38:23.000 And then as far as this asshole cheating on his wife, it's a hypocritical, horrible thing you did in your personal life.

00:38:29.000 The fuck has that got to do with guys who do lie detector tests and fucking...

00:38:36.000 Because they're clearly liars.

00:38:37.000 But they talked to Dr. Fauci about his gay vaccine.

00:38:42.000 The Try Guys.

00:38:44.000 Remember their fucking...

00:38:48.000 I think they did even worse than you.

00:38:50.000 It was pretty bad, right?

00:38:51.000 If you can imagine.

00:38:52.000 I can imagine.

00:38:56.000 Try guys.

00:38:57.000 Come on, try guys.

00:39:00.000 Try guys test.

00:39:05.000 We sit here while you Google.

00:39:07.000 Or lack thereof.

00:39:09.000 I like how they retitled it.

00:39:11.000 That has to be like a title change.

00:39:12.000 The try guys test who's most attractive.

00:39:15.000 So what's the norm?

00:39:17.000 I think 600 to 1,200, something like that.

00:39:20.000 Oh, my God.

00:39:21.000 Oh, no, it's actually a wider range, but I don't trust it.

00:39:26.000 Oh, wow.

00:39:28.000 The runner up for the most assault run is Kippie Pooh!

00:39:36.000 There's so much stream in my blood.

00:39:38.000 Number one.

00:39:40.000 It's Fusionaya!

00:39:43.000 Have you seen how heavy his legs are?

00:39:46.000 Can we just talk about the soft racism of everybody being surprised?

00:39:50.000 That yellow nigga.

00:39:53.000 Yeah, actually, that's true.

00:39:54.000 No, for real.

00:39:54.000 They were all like, wait, what?

00:39:56.000 What?

00:39:57.000 Those guys?

00:39:57.000 Don't they have small dicks?

00:39:59.000 Like, he's even surprised.

00:40:00.000 He's like, that's bullshit.

00:40:01.000 And he's like, that goes against everything I've ever...

00:40:05.000 I'm making origami.

00:40:06.000 I think they're like, wow, I really am a pussy.

00:40:09.000 Who actually crosses their fingers before some ew?

00:40:13.000 Who actually?

00:40:15.000 Have you seen how he is like her?

00:40:17.000 I do have very much.

00:40:18.000 Why did they hire a homo to be their fake scientist?

00:40:21.000 Have you seen how hard it is, you guys?

00:40:26.000 Daddy.

00:40:27.000 You guys ready for number three?

00:40:28.000 I don't even know.

00:40:30.000 Very sexy.

00:40:31.000 Daddy.

00:40:34.000 That's not good.

00:40:35.000 And the cheater is the lowest T. Don't worry, Ned.

00:40:38.000 I really thought Ned would be number one.

00:40:40.000 So no scientific data then.

00:40:41.000 Ned the cheater has the lowest T. Correlates the level of testosterone to the level of attractiveness.

00:40:47.000 The one who had a baby and approved.

00:40:49.000 My pet Biden.

00:40:53.000 2, 1,003, 1004, 1005.

00:40:56.000 Biden.

00:40:57.000 On him I can defend my pet.

00:41:01.000 Biden.

00:41:03.000 President.

00:41:04.000 He's big and foolish sleepy.

00:41:06.000 But a friendly monster too.

00:41:08.000 My pet.

00:41:09.000 Biden.

00:41:10.000 Wait, what?

00:41:10.000 That doesn't rhyme.

00:41:14.000 We're up to a daily basis with Joe.

00:41:18.000 We did, what, three or four pieces yesterday.

00:41:21.000 That was 24 hours ago.

00:41:23.000 Got plenty more.

00:41:26.000 Isn't that nuts?

00:41:27.000 Yeah.

00:41:27.000 The president is creeping out the world on a daily basis.

00:41:32.000 And I love to see women, girls going, don't, don't.

00:41:39.000 Like that is really inspiring.

00:41:41.000 I always tell my daughter, be a porcupine.

00:41:44.000 Have your quills out.

00:41:45.000 Don't trust anyone.

00:41:46.000 Even some best pal.

00:41:48.000 She might stab you in the back.

00:41:50.000 Always just be on your haunches.

00:41:51.000 I mean, it's it, the handy thing about being the founder of the Prowboys is I'm always wondering if you're a fed.

00:41:57.000 So I relax, but I'm never 100% relaxed.

00:42:00.000 I'm always, yeah, always wondering, what if this conversation was being recorded?

00:42:06.000 100% of the time.

00:42:07.000 Well, maybe not with Maddie and you, but basically, even with your wife, dude, I know she's not a fed, but you guys might get divorced.

00:42:18.000 So if she freaks out and smashes a bunch of plates against the wall and tries to scratch your face off, record the scratches.

00:42:25.000 Get it on tape.

00:42:26.000 That was Alex Jones' advice to me.

00:42:29.000 Say you have the best marriage in the world for 40 years and she goes nuts and starts smashing shit, record it.

00:42:36.000 It could save you millions.

00:42:38.000 Or would she record you saying N or something?

00:42:42.000 Yeah.

00:42:42.000 Make her delete it.

00:42:44.000 Nigger delete it.

00:42:49.000 But what I was saying to my daughter recently, I said, you got to watch out for the nice guys.

00:42:56.000 We've been brainwashed.

00:42:58.000 Like, what is it?

00:42:58.000 16 Candles with Ducky?

00:43:01.000 Yeah.

00:43:02.000 Long Duck Dong?

00:43:03.000 Yeah.

00:43:03.000 No, no, Ducky, the fucking, the guy from Two and a Half Men.

00:43:07.000 Was that 16 Candles?

00:43:09.000 Yeah, 16 Candles was the gong.

00:43:12.000 Yeah, there's the hunks.

00:43:13.000 The hunks are bad news, and they're going to break your heart and shit on you.

00:43:16.000 I think a lot of Trump derangement syndrome has to do with this trope of the cool Alpha Jock being the date rapist evil guy.

00:43:26.000 We've all been raised, you know, especially those of us Gen Xers who grew up in liberal enclaves, to see the jock quarterback, the Duke La Crosse type, as the rapist.

00:43:39.000 He's evil.

00:43:40.000 And Ducky, if you could pull up Ducky, that would be great.

00:43:43.000 As the fun sidekick no one loves, but he'd be the perfect husband if you'd only love him.

00:43:49.000 And you go, that sounds like a nice trope.

00:43:52.000 I like it.

00:43:53.000 The guy that you think is the superstar is a jerk.

00:43:55.000 And then you start getting older and you have like my buddy Sebastian.

00:43:59.000 He was at this chick's house with his friend.

00:44:01.000 They're both gorgeous hunks.

00:44:03.000 And she wanted to institute a threesome.

00:44:06.000 And then she got so nervous that she puked all over herself.

00:44:10.000 That's the guy you got to worry about.

00:44:11.000 Pretty and pink.

00:44:12.000 The friend.

00:44:13.000 Yeah, Pretty in Pink.

00:44:14.000 All you gotta do is try I'll give you Yeah, yeah, yeah All you gotta You and me Hold up where you wanna Squeeze her Don't tease her Never leave her Get to the Da, da, da, da Or sweat socks with creepers.

00:44:39.000 I wanted to talk to you about Andy, Bill.

00:44:42.000 I mean, she's an incredible individual.

00:44:44.000 I mean, you know that.

00:44:45.000 I mean, I'm there for her.

00:44:46.000 Whenever, however, that's what you got to watch for.

00:44:48.000 You can rest assured that she's covered.

00:44:50.000 I don't want you to worry.

00:44:52.000 Anyway, so yeah, Sebastian, she's at her house.

00:44:54.000 And what does he do?

00:44:55.000 She starts projectile vomiting.

00:44:56.000 Him and his hunk friend, they take her sheets off.

00:45:01.000 They wash them.

00:45:02.000 They get her in the bathtub.

00:45:04.000 She finishes her puking there.

00:45:05.000 They wash her.

00:45:06.000 They wash the sheets.

00:45:08.000 They dry her off.

00:45:09.000 They throw her back down on the bare mattress.

00:45:11.000 She's done her puking.

00:45:12.000 They put a big salad bowl there.

00:45:13.000 They finish the laundry.

00:45:16.000 Well, at least they get it in the dryer.

00:45:19.000 And they make sure she's okay, and then they're out of there.

00:45:21.000 No one touched her gross puky tit.

00:45:24.000 However, I know this other dude used to work at American Apparel Radio.

00:45:29.000 And this chick was Asleep, wasted.

00:45:32.000 And he's like, I'll take her.

00:45:33.000 She'll be fine.

00:45:34.000 So he takes her home or upstairs.

00:45:37.000 And then he fucks her while she's barely coherent.

00:45:40.000 And he had never been, he had been laid, but he was a total pussy.

00:45:43.000 Chicks weren't into him.

00:45:44.000 He looked like Ducky.

00:45:45.000 He was a pussy.

00:45:46.000 We couldn't prove it, of course.

00:45:47.000 I would have killed him.

00:45:48.000 And she didn't want to get into it, but she indicated it as much.

00:45:52.000 And that's the pattern, folks.

00:45:55.000 The nice guys are the rapists.

00:45:57.000 The male feminists are the rapists.

00:46:00.000 Actually, go to that tweet Andy Espresso put up today.

00:46:04.000 Do you know Andy Espresso?

00:46:06.000 Oh, I do.

00:46:07.000 He put up a great video that summarizes this.

00:46:10.000 Now, I'm not sure what this has to do with Joe Biden.

00:46:12.000 He's a totally different thing.

00:46:13.000 That's a disgusting global elitist pedophile who is neither the cool jock or the ducky nerdy boy, male feminist type.

00:46:26.000 So it's kind of a separate topic.

00:46:29.000 Now, how can you not find it?

00:46:32.000 It was eight hours ago.

00:46:34.000 Oh, that helps.

00:46:37.000 Oh, there we go.

00:46:38.000 That's pretty effing funny.

00:46:43.000 Every father needs to send this to his daughter.

00:46:48.000 Tell me you're a male feminist without telling me you're a male feminist.

00:46:52.000 I'll start.

00:46:53.000 So I have this friend, McKenna.

00:46:55.000 Great girl.

00:46:56.000 She was dating this guy named Tanner.

00:46:58.000 Not a great guy.

00:47:00.000 He would disrespect her.

00:47:01.000 He would not treat her like the queen she was.

00:47:04.000 He would cheat on her.

00:47:06.000 Probably.

00:47:06.000 Didn't have any direct evidence of that part, but I'm sure he did.

00:47:10.000 And I would remind her of this daily.

00:47:12.000 And finally, she broke up with him.

00:47:14.000 So I'm hanging out with her after, and she goes, Cole, I wish I could find a guy just like you.

00:47:20.000 So naturally, I made a move on her, and she rejected me.

00:47:24.000 I'm like, excuse me?

00:47:27.000 You wish you could find a guy just like me?

00:47:29.000 Bitch, I am me.

00:47:31.000 Hook up with me.

00:47:32.000 I've been putting in the time.

00:47:34.000 I deserve this.

00:47:35.000 You owe me.

00:47:37.000 I'm just going to keep going for the bad boys.

00:47:39.000 Then you're going to keep getting your heart broken and you'll deserve it.

00:47:43.000 You need to go for the good guys like me.

00:47:45.000 Nice guys like me.

00:47:47.000 Just give me a chance and let me show you how nice I am.

00:47:51.000 I will be so much fucking nicer to you than the other guys.

00:47:54.000 Just let me show you how fucking nice I can be.

00:47:57.000 You stupid bitch.

00:47:58.000 God damn it.

00:48:02.000 Well.

00:48:03.000 Get on, babe.

00:48:04.000 Perfect.

00:48:05.000 We're going, bro.

00:48:06.000 Bob Dam Dane.

00:48:09.000 Imagine what you'd be thinking.

00:48:12.000 I hope you cut that as a drop.

00:48:14.000 I have not yet.

00:48:15.000 What?

00:48:15.000 No time?

00:48:17.000 No, I haven't.

00:48:18.000 It's on my list of things, but I'll cut it.

00:48:20.000 I can cut it now.

00:48:22.000 Think about what you'd be thinking about.

00:48:25.000 Nazi fags.

00:48:27.000 We should sort of put those together in a My Pet Biden intro.

00:48:32.000 We've got to make a montage of all this shit.

00:48:34.000 There's so much good stuff there.

00:48:36.000 Anyway, sorry.

00:48:36.000 So off of a total tangent, beware of the beta males.

00:48:39.000 Alpha males are not the rapists we're taught they are in movies, but this isn't really either of those things.

00:48:44.000 This is a pedophile drunk with power creeping at a chick.

00:48:47.000 And God, you got to hate it when the dads just tolerate it, or even the male friend, which I think this is.

00:48:54.000 But I love to see a woman standing up for themselves, but I really love to see the fathers going, whoa, whoa, whoa.

00:49:01.000 But they never do.

00:49:02.000 They never do.

00:49:02.000 So here's a woman standing up for herself.

00:49:04.000 So this is actually a good news video.

00:49:07.000 Thank you for being here.

00:49:08.000 Hi, how are you?

00:49:09.000 This is Anessa.

00:49:10.000 We met before.

00:49:11.000 It's hard to forget those eyes.

00:49:13.000 Look at those eyes.

00:49:14.000 Look at them.

00:49:14.000 She just was the queen of the that is not surprising.

00:49:19.000 Isn't that true?

00:49:20.000 He didn't finish what he was saying.

00:49:22.000 She's the queen of the edge.

00:49:23.000 I just want to talk to her.

00:49:25.000 This is the perfect age for me.

00:49:27.000 Just like three pubes.

00:49:28.000 That's my ideal.

00:49:31.000 Not surprising.

00:49:31.000 What are you doing now, kiddo?

00:49:33.000 You're still in school?

00:49:34.000 No, I just got out of school.

00:49:35.000 I'm about to.

00:49:36.000 Notice how articulate he is.

00:49:37.000 Well, this was 07, I guess.

00:49:41.000 Well, great, good for you.

00:49:43.000 Three years she got her degree.

00:49:45.000 Oh, that's what confused me because I met you before.

00:49:49.000 Yeah.

00:49:50.000 And I thought you still had more time in school.

00:49:52.000 Nope.

00:49:53.000 Yeah, well, you made it out, huh?

00:49:55.000 Yes, I did.

00:49:56.000 Well, wonderful.

00:49:56.000 She's one of our steering committees.

00:49:58.000 Well, that's great.

00:49:59.000 Thank you.

00:50:00.000 So is I nice to see you.

00:50:04.000 It's hard to forget.

00:50:05.000 That is so weird to see.

00:50:06.000 Look at it.

00:50:07.000 They replay it.

00:50:08.000 Those eyes.

00:50:09.000 It's hard to forget those eyes.

00:50:10.000 It's hard to forget those eyes.

00:50:12.000 Look at those eyes.

00:50:13.000 Look at those.

00:50:14.000 She just touched me, queen of the cabbage.

00:50:19.000 Wonderful.

00:50:19.000 She's one of our good to see you again.

00:50:21.000 Thank you for being here.

00:50:22.000 Hi, how are you?

00:50:23.000 This is a NASA.

00:50:24.000 So weird to see him talk.

00:50:26.000 Yeah.

00:50:27.000 Like he fucked up.

00:50:28.000 He was like, oh, because I...

00:50:30.000 Like, to save it.

00:50:31.000 Yeah, he's a much better pedophile back then.

00:50:35.000 You notice that he was like, I got to touch her.

00:50:37.000 She doesn't like it.

00:50:38.000 So I'm probably not going to get any pussy out of this.

00:50:40.000 She's probably one of these blabber mouths that's going to wrap me out.

00:50:43.000 So he touches her.

00:50:44.000 He gets this.

00:50:44.000 And pedophiles probably.

00:50:46.000 They're like sharks, right?

00:50:47.000 They don't go.

00:50:48.000 That's why it works to punch a shark.

00:50:50.000 They don't go for anyone that's going to be causing them any problems.

00:50:52.000 They're looking for easy prey.

00:50:53.000 So when she went like that, he went, nah, fuck.

00:50:55.000 I could do some quick taps like here.

00:50:57.000 Let me touch her.

00:50:58.000 Any fatigue in here?

00:51:00.000 No, this is probably not going to work.

00:51:01.000 It's kind of like boxing.

00:51:02.000 He's like, what's some ins I can get there?

00:51:04.000 She's not defending her shoulders.

00:51:06.000 I'll just rub here.

00:51:06.000 I'm just a regular guy.

00:51:07.000 I'm not a threat.

00:51:08.000 I'm a sweetheart.

00:51:10.000 But now that he's senile, he's like on his bike.

00:51:13.000 There's a little girl.

00:51:16.000 Hey, I want to smell you.

00:51:20.000 Yeah.

00:51:21.000 She doesn't like that.

00:51:22.000 Fuck off.

00:51:24.000 I'm smelling.

00:51:29.000 Here's a great drop from Joe.

00:51:32.000 2-1.

00:51:33.000 Banged up by the Republicans, but come bring it on.

00:51:37.000 Oh, I'm being banged up by the Republicans, but come bring it on.

00:51:44.000 So that's a drop.

00:51:45.000 Every time we make fun of him, you got to pull that up.

00:51:47.000 Oh, I'm being made fun of by the Republicans, but come bring it on.

00:51:52.000 He was going to say, I guess, but come on, man.

00:51:55.000 Come on, man.

00:51:57.000 Bring it on, man.

00:51:58.000 Come on.

00:52:00.000 And then everyone's talking about this new anti-Trump book that just came out, The Confidence Man, which is obviously the etymology of con man.

00:52:08.000 And I saw it on CNN last night, lots of smoking guns.

00:52:13.000 For example, Trump says a defining moment for him was when he went to Staten Island for the bridge that goes from Staten Island to Manhattan, and it was the inauguration of the bridge, and they never mentioned the engineer.

00:52:25.000 So CNN pulls out this video of the engineer being mentioned as a haha, Trump was lying.

00:52:34.000 And you're like, wait a minute, wait a minute.

00:52:36.000 You didn't refute Trump.

00:52:38.000 Trump's takeaway from his experience there was that the engineer didn't get enough attention.

00:52:44.000 The fact that you found a news clip of someone giving the engineer attention doesn't refute Trump's experience there.

00:52:51.000 But you should have seen this author.

00:52:53.000 Oh my God.

00:52:54.000 She has this sort of like, she's acting like Zeus.

00:52:58.000 She was just like, yes, well, it's just another one of many examples of Trump's lies.

00:53:03.000 It's what he does.

00:53:04.000 It's his raison debt.

00:53:06.000 And it'll continue to be what he does for a long time.

00:53:11.000 Egg.

00:53:12.000 So sick of women pretending to be something they're not.

00:53:16.000 Like that interview that Weiss did with Kamala Harris.

00:53:18.000 Remember that one?

00:53:19.000 And the female journalist was all like, um, yes, would you find?

00:53:23.000 And you're just like, stop playing house.

00:53:25.000 You look ridiculous.

00:53:27.000 Serious pants.

00:53:30.000 Anyway, she's a fucking nightmare.

00:53:31.000 But of course, everyone is gobbling this up.

00:53:34.000 And I like seeing the BBC's take on the hottest parts of the book.

00:53:39.000 So let's take all of these as true, okay?

00:53:42.000 These key revelations.

00:53:43.000 Trump wanted to fire Ivanka and Jared Kushner.

00:53:46.000 Yeah, good.

00:53:47.000 So did we.

00:53:48.000 They never should have been in the White House.

00:53:50.000 So that is good news.

00:53:51.000 I'm very happy to hear that.

00:53:52.000 And that's something they complained about.

00:53:54.000 Yeah, it was nepotism.

00:53:56.000 We didn't want them there.

00:53:58.000 As Ann Coulter said, this is not a monarchy.

00:54:01.000 I don't want the royal family in there.

00:54:02.000 Number two, Trump Wade bombing drug labs in Mexico.

00:54:08.000 Good.

00:54:10.000 Happy to hear it.

00:54:11.000 That's a great idea.

00:54:14.000 They're helping fentanyl.

00:54:15.000 I guess fentanyl comes from China, but they are linked to the fentanyl industry.

00:54:20.000 Are they?

00:54:21.000 Actually, I have no idea what I'm talking about.

00:54:24.000 Does any fentanyl come from Mexico?

00:54:27.000 Or does it get just traffic there, right?

00:54:29.000 Siri, does any fentanyl come from Mexico?

00:54:35.000 Mexico's role in the deadly rise of fentanyl.

00:54:40.000 China produces the mass the majority, but Mexico is becoming a major transit and production point for the drug and its analogs as well.

00:54:54.000 And Mexican traffickers appear to be playing a role in its distribution in the United States.

00:54:58.000 So that sounds reasonable to me.

00:55:00.000 I don't understand what the problem is there.

00:55:02.000 Trump was scared of dying from COVID-19.

00:55:05.000 Yeah.

00:55:06.000 Okay.

00:55:07.000 Didn't you try to scare us?

00:55:09.000 What is he, 78?

00:55:10.000 If I'm 78 and I have COVID, I'm going to be concerned.

00:55:13.000 And the whole narrative was that it's deadly.

00:55:16.000 So that's the media's role in that.

00:55:21.000 Wait, what are you talking about?

00:55:22.000 Conservatives were the ones saying that it's not a deadly disease, it's bullshit.

00:55:26.000 And they're saying Trump was scared from dying for COVID-19.

00:55:30.000 You're the one who scared everybody else.

00:55:31.000 The left scared everybody thinking that you could.

00:55:33.000 Oh, I see what you're saying.

00:55:34.000 So liberals should go, yeah.

00:55:35.000 Yeah.

00:55:35.000 You should be scared.

00:55:36.000 Why wouldn't he be scared?

00:55:37.000 It's a deadly disease.

00:55:38.000 So we're still at zero.

00:55:40.000 We're at zero for three.

00:55:42.000 Trump mentioned his property in UKPM meeting.

00:55:45.000 What?

00:55:46.000 With Teresa May, he said, some people are pro-life, some people are pro-choice.

00:55:49.000 Imagine if some animals with tattoos raped your daughter and she got pregnant.

00:55:53.000 He then changed the subject in a conversation on Northern Island to discuss how to block an offshore wind project from being set up near his property.

00:56:02.000 Wow.

00:56:03.000 That is some controversy.

00:56:05.000 So he didn't want wind turbines on his property or next to his property.

00:56:10.000 And then he presented an argument for abortion.

00:56:13.000 Whoa.

00:56:15.000 Hot stuff.

00:56:16.000 Trump asked Juliani to do anything to overturn the 20.

00:56:20.000 Trump was convinced, like you and I, that the election was stolen.

00:56:23.000 So he told Juliani to pull out all the stops and do anything you have to do to expose this fraud, not to invent it.

00:56:32.000 Number six, Trump came up with taxes excuse on the fly.

00:56:38.000 Good.

00:56:39.000 Trump flushed documents down a White House toilet.

00:56:42.000 This one is so annoying.

00:56:43.000 He would take little hand notes and he didn't want anyone to see them.

00:56:47.000 You could shred them if you want, but we've seen shredding be reassembled.

00:56:51.000 So he would drop them in the toilet, wait until they became flushable, and then flush them.

00:56:55.000 Good.

00:56:57.000 What a dumb thing to be concerned about.

00:57:00.000 Trump thought ethnic minority staffers were waiters.

00:57:04.000 Oh my God.

00:57:06.000 How dare he?

00:57:08.000 How dare he in a room full of black waiters think that another guy in a black guy in his suit was one of them.

00:57:15.000 Yeah, have you been to a Pelosi party?

00:57:17.000 are.

00:57:17.000 Ha ha ha.

00:57:19.000 Ha ha ha.

00:57:20.000 I don't think I know why.

00:57:22.000 Ha ha ha.

00:57:26.000 All right, let's do a brief feminism.

00:57:31.000 I wish feminism was brief.

00:57:32.000 Am I right, guys?

00:57:34.000 Yeah.

00:57:34.000 Who here identifies as a feminist?

00:57:37.000 We are the storm, the very form of change that the world has been waiting for.

00:57:45.000 You said I was too pretty to fight.

00:57:51.000 That's toxic masculinity if you don't realize how your behavior is hurtful.

00:57:57.000 Remember when I got knocked out in Oakland, I came back to my gym, which at the time was Church Street Boxing Gym.

00:58:04.000 The old Puerto Rican man was there, like, what are you doing?

00:58:06.000 Why are you fighting?

00:58:07.000 Guys like us, we're too pretty to fight.

00:58:13.000 Here's some women playing soccer, which is shocking to see.

00:58:18.000 I've noticed that about all women's sports, except volleyball.

00:58:22.000 They are fucking good at volleyball.

00:58:24.000 And of course, gymnastics.

00:58:25.000 I love watching gymnastics.

00:58:27.000 I love watching women do what they're good at.

00:58:29.000 They have a lower Center of gravity.

00:58:31.000 They're fucking amazing.

00:58:32.000 And when you watch women doing gymnastics, you're watching something where it's not obvious men could do better.

00:58:37.000 In fact, I don't think they can.

00:58:38.000 That Japanese chick, I almost cried watching her.

00:58:42.000 I saw some other black chick fucking nail it the other day.

00:58:47.000 This is not amazing.

00:58:59.000 Look, the ball didn't even go in.

00:59:02.000 They're all down.

00:59:04.000 They're at 100% down.

00:59:06.000 I'm sorry, there was volume to this video.

00:59:08.000 Let's see.

00:59:13.000 Look, down, down, down, and down.

00:59:18.000 Why did she go down?

00:59:19.000 And why do they stay down?

00:59:21.000 To get a flag, right?

00:59:23.000 You really want to sell those injuries?

00:59:30.000 Wow.

00:59:31.000 And the last one bailed.

00:59:33.000 The ball didn't go in.

00:59:34.000 There's no reason to bail.

00:59:35.000 It was on the other side of the net.

00:59:40.000 Now, these are emails.

00:59:42.000 You've got to find the email crazy Facebook group where these girls are really enthusiastic about not having kids.

00:59:50.000 Okay.

00:59:51.000 So I assume you'll be working all night at the hospital, saving lives as an oncologist in ER.

00:59:57.000 I guess you're better off doing that.

01:00:00.000 I guess you'll be traveling the world and sailing across the Atlantic and other things that you can't do with kids.

01:00:07.000 So I guess you'll be kicking ass and taking names.

01:00:09.000 And me as a guy who thinks women should be housewives and thinks that women should have kids and thinks that there should be more American families, I'll be watching this and I'll be green with envy and I'll realize I'm wrong because all these women are fucking rocking.

01:00:23.000 So let's watch some ladies rock out with no stupid kids in the way.

01:00:28.000 Finally, freedom.

01:00:30.000 So how do most of you child-free women spend your free time after work?

01:00:34.000 I like to take naps, walk around Target, the 99 cent store, Nordstrom Rack, and workout.

01:00:43.000 That sounds great.

01:00:44.000 By the way, you can do all of those things with kids.

01:00:49.000 I can't read that.

01:00:51.000 I don't think now I can.

01:00:52.000 Go lower.

01:00:54.000 I'm a proud cat mom of this beautiful and rather large boy, Monty.

01:00:58.000 It's amazing because he can go to the toilet all on his own.

01:01:00.000 I don't need to wipe his bum.

01:01:02.000 He doesn't scream at night.

01:01:03.000 And I don't have to physically put food in his mouth for him to eat.

01:01:06.000 You have to put food in kids'mouths for like...

01:01:12.000 How old is she now?

01:01:13.000 A year?

01:01:14.000 She's 11 months.

01:01:16.000 She's going to be 12 months on the 5th of November.

01:01:20.000 And do you have to spoon feed her still?

01:01:23.000 Some things like couscous, but we'll just put shredded chicken in front of her.

01:01:26.000 She'll eat it.

01:01:27.000 Okay, so we're already done with the putting the spoon.

01:01:29.000 She eats on her own, yeah.

01:01:30.000 And the screaming at night, how's that coming along?

01:01:33.000 She does not do that.

01:01:34.000 She rolls around a little bit, and then Caroline gives her some milk, and then she goes to bed.

01:01:39.000 Okay, let's get back to the list.

01:01:42.000 You have to wipe her bum?

01:01:44.000 Yes, there's still the wet wipes.

01:01:46.000 Twice a day, maybe three days.

01:01:47.000 Twice a day, it takes what?

01:01:48.000 A couple times a day, but six, seven seconds?

01:01:51.000 Yeah, it's quick.

01:01:52.000 And for some reason, your baby's shit doesn't stink.

01:01:55.000 Other babies' shit stinks, but your own baby's shit doesn't stink.

01:01:58.000 I don't know what that is about.

01:01:59.000 It doesn't stink up your house.

01:02:00.000 Like when you walk into somebody's house who has cats, you're like, ooh, there's a cat house.

01:02:04.000 Yeah, our new rabbit, Josie, if that cage is not cleaned like twice a day, not twice a day, sorry, every two or three days, it gavs to have reeks.

01:02:15.000 And I give them shit because I didn't want that fucking rabbit.

01:02:17.000 You never walk in a house, you're like, ooh, we got babies?

01:02:20.000 Ew, gross.

01:02:21.000 Yeah, you don't smell them.

01:02:22.000 But you sure do with cats.

01:02:23.000 And you sure do with lots of pets.

01:02:26.000 Their piss is so strong smelling, too.

01:02:28.000 These cats.

01:02:28.000 Oh, my God.

01:02:29.000 It feels like it would melt your skin.

01:02:34.000 Wait, going in the toilet all his own and wipe his bum, it's kind of the same thing.

01:02:39.000 Me and my boyfriend don't want kids and never will.

01:02:41.000 Quite frankly, we are big kids ourselves, sleeping in, being idiots together, and we can go out whenever we like.

01:02:47.000 And Monty will just happily take a nap.

01:02:50.000 Yeah, because your cat doesn't need much from you.

01:02:54.000 It's not a thing.

01:02:55.000 It's not domesticated, by the way.

01:02:56.000 Someone was criticizing me.

01:02:58.000 Look it up.

01:02:59.000 Cats are not domesticated.

01:03:02.000 If they were six feet tall, they would eat you.

01:03:06.000 If Clifford was six feet tall or if Clifford existed, he wants to be your pal.

01:03:11.000 Yeah.

01:03:12.000 I like how I like thinking of this cat as Uncle Monty instead of just Monty.

01:03:16.000 He's like, I'm preparing myself to lick my ass.

01:03:20.000 Boy.

01:03:21.000 I know you're awake, boy.

01:03:23.000 But look that up.

01:03:24.000 Cats are not domesticated.

01:03:26.000 Totes?

01:03:27.000 I have childlike spirit.

01:03:30.000 By the way, what kid doesn't want a mom with childlike spirit?

01:03:34.000 That just means they'll play with you more.

01:03:36.000 I have childlike spirit, so I like things that get labeled as kid stuff.

01:03:39.000 Legos, coloring, Disney movies.

01:03:41.000 Kids are the worst at spoiler alerts because it's the first thing out of their mouths when they see a movie.

01:03:47.000 But you will have seen it with the kid.

01:03:49.000 Is this a joke, dude?

01:03:51.000 I hurried up and watched Hocus Pocus 2, JJC.

01:03:55.000 Just in case.

01:03:55.000 Oh, just in case I see any nieces, nephews.

01:03:58.000 I would seriously lose my shit if they spoiled it for me.

01:04:01.000 They weren't even around for the OG.

01:04:03.000 So Hocus Pocus 2 has more meaning for us 90s kids.

01:04:06.000 Oh, my God.

01:04:06.000 Actually, you probably shouldn't have kids.

01:04:09.000 You should consider killing yourself.

01:04:11.000 Yeah, that genealogy should stop right there.

01:04:13.000 That's the end of that.

01:04:14.000 Sorry.

01:04:17.000 This Facebook group should be called People Who Need to Kill Themselves.

01:04:20.000 Are Cats Domesticated?

01:04:24.000 Well, that's a whole question there.

01:04:28.000 So that doesn't count.

01:04:30.000 It's probably a list I could tell.

01:04:31.000 It's a scientific study that came up that said they're not domesticated.

01:04:33.000 Anyway, keep going.

01:04:34.000 Smithsonian.

01:04:35.000 There we go.

01:04:37.000 Smithsonian.

01:04:38.000 That's also another whole thing, but the theory is that they domesticated us, essentially, right?

01:04:47.000 No, the theory is that they'd love to kill us.

01:04:51.000 Anyway, go back.

01:04:54.000 Is that it for the Facebook group?

01:04:55.000 Oh, I got to read this one.

01:04:59.000 It feels good knowing I'm not alone in the struggles of being an adult who doesn't want children, blah, blah, blah.

01:05:04.000 Basically pushed into our brains.

01:05:06.000 Yeah, that's it.

01:05:07.000 It's society conditioning you.

01:05:09.000 It's nothing, it's not genetic.

01:05:11.000 Yeah, because, you know, all that media around when like our ancestors without media were fucking to make them babies?

01:05:19.000 I'm also really glad to see the pet parents out there love their fur babies, which is why I've come to Post.

01:05:24.000 I have an ESA emotional support animal who is a one-eyed, one-eared cat that feels my anxiety and uses pressure and his purring to soothe my anxiety.

01:05:32.000 Lately, my friends and their two toddlers have been staying with us.

01:05:35.000 By the way, you can have cats and kids at the same time.

01:05:38.000 I've heard screaming and yelling and tensions to the point that I simply walked away because I was ready to go break down.

01:05:43.000 Gone for two hours, tried to eat.

01:05:45.000 Anxiety spiked and I was feeling nauseated.

01:05:47.000 Maybe your anxiety comes from the fact that you've rejected everything traditional and have no direction in life.

01:05:52.000 You've rejected God, family, a future, and your instincts are kicking in.

01:05:58.000 It's actually pretty natural that you're feeling anxiety.

01:06:01.000 It's kind of a gift from God, that anxiety.

01:06:03.000 It's a wake-up call.

01:06:05.000 I was able to eat.

01:06:06.000 I wasn't able to stop shaking.

01:06:07.000 Blah, blah, fucking blah.

01:06:09.000 Wow.

01:06:10.000 This is why I prefer cats over kids.

01:06:13.000 How would you know you've never tried?

01:06:15.000 Again, though, I'm starting to think you shouldn't have.

01:06:20.000 That's your soul you're holding in your hand.

01:06:23.000 Does that name, her name kind of insinuate that she didn't want to fully take her husband's name?

01:06:29.000 Oh, yeah.

01:06:30.000 Or maybe her parents were that gay?

01:06:33.000 All right, that's enough of that.

01:06:38.000 And here's some white girls picking fights with African Americans.

01:06:43.000 Like, this is one of the problems with saying you can kick ass, ladies.

01:06:47.000 You're a rock star.

01:06:51.000 I want to be a rock star.

01:06:54.000 It's called What is With These White Girls?

01:06:57.000 Oh, yes.

01:06:58.000 Like, as I'm sitting there telling my daughter to be wary of everyone, but especially the male feminist nice guy, I also want to tell my daughter, if there's a big brawl going on, you're not, and my daughter boxes.

01:07:10.000 You're not good enough as a fighter.

01:07:12.000 I've seen you.

01:07:12.000 You haven't even sparred yet.

01:07:14.000 You're not good enough as a fighter to go in and start taking out random black dudes.

01:07:19.000 But this girl is just like, I'm throwing down, motherfucker.

01:07:22.000 And random black dudes have no problem kicking the shit out of you.

01:07:25.000 Yeah!

01:07:31.000 Put them in the end.

01:07:32.000 Stomp them in the head.

01:07:33.000 Look, then she shows up.

01:07:35.000 So they throw her down like that.

01:07:38.000 Stomp on her head.

01:07:39.000 Kick her.

01:07:40.000 She wants some, then punch her.

01:07:42.000 Now she wants some more.

01:07:47.000 She just got it again.

01:07:50.000 She's definitely concussed there.

01:07:51.000 And again.

01:07:56.000 You're watching someone get their wake-up call.

01:07:59.000 They always say there's men before they're punched in the face and men when they're after they're punched in the face.

01:08:05.000 I think we just saw a girl go through that.

01:08:07.000 They weren't meant to.

01:08:08.000 That wasn't our design.

01:08:10.000 But just like that guy at the beginning, getting plowed by the Rams, getting rammed by the Rams, she just got rebooted.

01:08:19.000 Her hard drive just got a new operating system, and it's, don't fuck around because you don't want to find out again.

01:08:26.000 Think about what you'd think about at the time.

01:08:28.000 No, no, not at the time.

01:08:30.000 Oh, we want that gun?

01:08:31.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:08:32.000 Think about what you'd think about.

01:08:35.000 Obviously.

01:08:37.000 Hey, they edited us to make us look worse.

01:08:40.000 Why can't we have revenge?

01:08:43.000 All right, let's get to the fucking Mailbrian shut up, you don't have a dad.

01:08:54.000 Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.

01:09:00.000 Let me touch it.

01:09:03.000 Doodle doodle.

01:09:05.000 Working on a show with Isabelle O'Reilly, I'll have you know, where she discusses her streeters.

01:09:10.000 Very excited about that.

01:09:13.000 Holy crap, we get a lot of mail.

01:09:15.000 I cannot stay on top of it.

01:09:18.000 So Laundry Gate is back.

01:09:20.000 I've told you about this before.

01:09:21.000 I've been accused of repeating the story.

01:09:23.000 No, it's an ongoing controversy in my home where I think my son is doing extra laundry so he can have certain shirts.

01:09:34.000 Why don't you just buy him doubles of his favorite clothing?

01:09:38.000 You're annoying.

01:09:39.000 And you don't have sisters.

01:09:44.000 During yesterday's show, you and Ryan brought up the subject of opiate-induced constipation.

01:09:50.000 Of all the horrors of being a heroin addict, nothing is worse than this.

01:09:53.000 The red-faced, blood vessel-bursting, straining to no avail.

01:09:57.000 Oh.

01:10:01.000 Hello?

01:10:03.000 Hi, good morning.

01:10:04.000 Shoe repair shop.

01:10:06.000 Oh, yeah, shoe repair shop.

01:10:08.000 Yeah, your bus is there, so also get it, please.

01:10:12.000 Okay, I'll come to get it.

01:10:14.000 Okay, see you.

01:10:16.000 Bye-bye.

01:10:17.000 Okay, bye.

01:10:21.000 That guy is crazy overpriced, but crazy good.

01:10:25.000 My red wings were hurting me, and I said, it must be the base.

01:10:29.000 No, you people, you get it.

01:10:32.000 And I said, why don't you tear out the insoles and put in these Chuck Taylor insoles?

01:10:36.000 Is that possible?

01:10:37.000 No, you can't change an insol.

01:10:38.000 Why are you crazy?

01:10:40.000 And I said, well, if I put insoles in, there's no room.

01:10:43.000 Yeah, no room.

01:10:44.000 Meanwhile, he has these weird slippers on that are just like a slab with a strap.

01:10:49.000 And he's a shoe expert.

01:10:50.000 Slab strap.

01:10:51.000 He's just got a slap strap on.

01:10:54.000 And I go, slap strap.

01:10:59.000 He's just got slap straps on.

01:11:01.000 Why are you telling me about my red wings when all you're wearing is fucking slap straps?

01:11:04.000 You got slap strap.

01:11:06.000 Fucking slap strap, tell me how to fucking live my life.

01:11:09.000 He goes, no, the problem is it's so tight.

01:11:11.000 And that's where your feet hurt.

01:11:13.000 You get insoles, you have even less room.

01:11:16.000 So what I do, I stretch out.

01:11:17.000 Stretch it out right here, right on the knuckles.

01:11:20.000 I stretch it out.

01:11:21.000 $48.

01:11:23.000 These are $250 boots, and now it's $50 to have them stretched.

01:11:27.000 Almost totaled.

01:11:28.000 I did it.

01:11:29.000 And Knock on wood.

01:11:31.000 It's been working out pretty great.

01:11:33.000 Donald Trump don't trust China.

01:11:35.000 China is asshole.

01:11:37.000 So I took my turduckens in.

01:11:40.000 My Nike turduckens.

01:11:42.000 Oh, you got those.

01:11:42.000 Nice.

01:11:43.000 Those hurt too.

01:11:44.000 And it obviously can't be the soul.

01:11:46.000 So I thought maybe I'm wide-footed.

01:11:50.000 And that's another $20.

01:11:52.000 Those shoes probably cost me, I don't know, $120 or something.

01:11:55.000 Do you know the turducken?

01:11:56.000 Oh, I know.

01:11:58.000 They're going for some dollar bills these days.

01:12:01.000 No, they're not.

01:12:01.000 $194?

01:12:03.000 $329.

01:12:05.000 Yeah, $194.

01:12:06.000 I think men can wear those, grown men.

01:12:10.000 They're pretty cool.

01:12:11.000 There's some controversy on can men wear fancy Nikes.

01:12:15.000 I'm going to go with yes.

01:12:17.000 But when they're really over-the-top, expensive, it looks fucking gay on a 52-year-old.

01:12:22.000 I also got some Thoroughgoods coming either today or tomorrow.

01:12:28.000 Pull those up.

01:12:30.000 Black Thoroughgoods.

01:12:31.000 They're even nicer than Red Wings.

01:12:33.000 And I think they're made in America.

01:12:35.000 All part of my blue-collar chic.

01:12:38.000 All these boys?

01:12:41.000 Yeah, but not the ones that are too intense.

01:12:45.000 Those are nice.

01:12:46.000 But I like the slightly lower ones.

01:12:48.000 Those are almost there.

01:12:52.000 I tried to get browns.

01:12:54.000 I don't know.

01:12:54.000 There's something about brown shoes.

01:12:56.000 I just can't do it.

01:13:01.000 Anyway.

01:13:03.000 Fun stuff, fun looks.

01:13:04.000 We'll be doing a whole video on those fun looks.

01:13:08.000 So this guy's getting back to his turd.

01:13:10.000 The compact turd is stuck at the threshold of your an ellipse, but the laws of physics will permit that turd to go no further.

01:13:17.000 Remember, I was at a Tommy Robinson thing when he's getting sentenced to prison.

01:13:21.000 Some junkie, Antifa, threw a football of shit at us.

01:13:26.000 It was this big.

01:13:28.000 It hit the floor, and I could see the days of the week on it.

01:13:32.000 Tuesday, Wednesday, all different shades.

01:13:35.000 Like a tree ring.

01:13:36.000 Like a tree ring.

01:13:38.000 The only thing worse than the realization that they're going to have to go in after it is the act itself.

01:13:42.000 The trick is to wedge your finger at the rim of the butt lip and hook it around the rock turd, forcing it out.

01:13:47.000 Holy shit.

01:13:48.000 I used to call it fishing for river rocks.

01:13:50.000 Dude.

01:13:50.000 Or more simply, please, God, just let me die.

01:13:53.000 Been clean for five years now and get to be a father to my son.

01:13:57.000 Life is good, but sadly, my ass still looks like chewed bubblegum.

01:14:00.000 Love you gays more than friends or huru faggots.

01:14:02.000 Dude, if you've been clean for five years, I think it would be okay to just have a little toot of heroin.

01:14:10.000 No, no, that's bad.

01:14:11.000 You're not going to get wasted.

01:14:13.000 Just have a beer and just have two beers and then just have three beers and then maybe a bump of Coke.

01:14:20.000 And then to wind down after all that, when it's bedtime, just do one little tiny bit of heroin.

01:14:25.000 It's not going to kill you.

01:14:27.000 I think it's addicting.

01:14:29.000 It would start a pattern all of addicting?

01:14:32.000 Addictive.

01:14:33.000 Addictive.

01:14:34.000 That offended me worse than that guy Odean.

01:14:39.000 I know it doesn't really matter, but Steve will do it as one of the Nelk Boys.

01:14:42.000 He's part of the podcast that interviewed Trump and got millions of views until YouTube took it down after a couple days.

01:14:47.000 They're big-time Trump guys.

01:14:49.000 Oh.

01:14:50.000 So the shirt was a joke.

01:14:51.000 Aha.

01:14:52.000 Okay.

01:14:53.000 Well, he's got one of the hottest women in the world, and he's pro-Trump, Nelk Boy.

01:14:57.000 That all sounds pretty cool.

01:14:59.000 I just, the bragging about the Cars thing was pretty fucking cringe.

01:15:03.000 Was that a joke?

01:15:05.000 You'll have to watch yesterday's episode to see what we're talking about.

01:15:09.000 It's good that you finally admitted you don't like Putin.

01:15:11.000 This is the first true enemy the world has had for a long time.

01:15:13.000 The guy is pure evil and almost on par with Hitler.

01:15:16.000 Well, that's an adventurous analogy.

01:15:19.000 The reason the USA is giving Ukraine all the military aid is so we, the West, don't have to sacrifice our soldiers' lives to defeat them.

01:15:26.000 The end result will be more countries joining NATO, which requires them to be less corrupt and contribute spending on defense.

01:15:33.000 It makes us more powerful and China weaker.

01:15:37.000 The Ukrainians are the ones paying the real cost in lives and destruction.

01:15:41.000 We really shouldn't be trading with any dictatorship or communist countries, including China.

01:15:45.000 We should be developing our own industries at home to diversify our economies and using our allies for trade.

01:15:53.000 I mentioned this yesterday.

01:15:54.000 Doesn't it feel kind of weird?

01:15:55.000 Like, we want the truth of who fucked up this pipeline.

01:15:59.000 And I've been like, yeah, we did it.

01:16:01.000 It looks like we did it.

01:16:02.000 I think we did it.

01:16:04.000 And then I'm like, why are we so quick to rat on our own country?

01:16:07.000 Like, I know that it's fucked up.

01:16:08.000 And it's almost if you're in a household and your dad like shit on your neighbor's yard and then you run out and you're like, my dad did it.

01:16:17.000 Why are you ratting on your...

01:16:20.000 Isn't it kind of a weird impulse where we want to expose the truth, but we also like.

01:16:25.000 But it depends.

01:16:26.000 I mean, I'm not talking to Russia.

01:16:27.000 I'm talking to my friends.

01:16:29.000 They're going to hear it though.

01:16:30.000 And I guess I should run cover for America and go, yeah, Russia did the pipeline.

01:16:35.000 That's not really my job, though.

01:16:37.000 But I think the end result is maybe we get neked.

01:16:41.000 Neeked?

01:16:42.000 Nuked.

01:16:43.000 I don't like saying it, so I say neked.

01:16:47.000 You don't like saying the word nuked, so you say neked, and people are just supposed to know that?

01:16:53.000 They could figure it out.

01:16:54.000 Context clues.

01:16:56.000 Context clues.

01:16:57.000 Yeah, I think the result of us exposing the fact that, yes, we did do it is very bad.

01:17:03.000 So even though we might be pro-Russia in that sense, we're like we did a bad thing to them, should we really be telling everybody that we did that?

01:17:12.000 It feels weird.

01:17:15.000 Whatever happened to the hot sauce?

01:17:16.000 I understand there would be four or five new hot sauces coming out a week or two ago, and you haven't said shit or crap about it.

01:17:21.000 Yeah, whatever happened to that?

01:17:22.000 Good question, dude.

01:17:25.000 Our sales guy is a fucking tard.

01:17:28.000 I think they're making it.

01:17:29.000 Like, I follow them on Twitter, and they're making a big batch of stuff.

01:17:33.000 There's a lot of peppers involved.

01:17:34.000 I always say fire him, and then he's fired.

01:17:36.000 Then the next thing you know, I get an email from him, hey, tonight we're doing the fucking.

01:17:40.000 What?

01:17:40.000 That's smart.

01:17:41.000 How are you still here?

01:17:42.000 That is a smart way to go about things.

01:17:45.000 Here, the boot I got is the American Heritage 6-inch Mock Toe Safety.

01:17:52.000 You've got to see this thing.

01:17:53.000 It's a real work of art.

01:17:55.000 Should I text it to you?

01:17:57.000 I got it.

01:17:57.000 Wait.

01:17:58.000 Mock Toe Safety.

01:18:00.000 You don't got it.

01:18:01.000 What was the first part?

01:18:03.000 Thoroughgood.

01:18:04.000 Thoroughgood.

01:18:06.000 T-H-O-R-O Good.

01:18:11.000 Mock Toe Safety Boop.

01:18:13.000 Oh, here's another thing.

01:18:14.000 I'll I'll mention this in the Thingamadoodle.

01:18:19.000 Where is it?

01:18:19.000 Is that Is that in the middle?

01:18:22.000 No, no, no.

01:18:22.000 Go back up to the top.

01:18:24.000 There, there.

01:18:25.000 No, right there.

01:18:28.000 Not here, but this one next to it.

01:18:30.000 That one, yeah.

01:18:32.000 White sole?

01:18:33.000 Yeah, of course.

01:18:33.000 What was the white sole?

01:18:34.000 Look at that masterpiece.

01:18:37.000 Isn't that a beautiful boot?

01:18:39.000 It's a beautiful boot.

01:18:40.000 I've always said that white Chuck Taylor is the most beautifully designed shoe in the world, but this is close second.

01:18:46.000 I think I like it better than Red Wings.

01:18:48.000 We'll see how they feel.

01:18:49.000 But good trick.

01:18:50.000 These white soles, they fucking deplete like pancakes.

01:18:53.000 So you really need that little plastic, liver-shaped thing, kidney-shaped thing, that goes on the back heel.

01:18:59.000 Because the whole thing about like with Red Wings, oh, they're a lifetime guarantee.

01:19:03.000 You just send them in and they patch it up for nothing.

01:19:06.000 Well, yeah, the shipping is like 80 bucks.

01:19:09.000 And I think they charge you a base fee of like 20 bucks.

01:19:12.000 So it ends up being $100.

01:19:16.000 If you use the plastic thing, you don't need it.

01:19:18.000 Plus, most cobblers have a very similar soul, and they'll do it for much cheaper.

01:19:23.000 Watching the Monday Night Show fix the fucking sound levels.

01:19:26.000 I don't know.

01:19:28.000 Were the sound levels bad?

01:19:29.000 Monday.

01:19:29.000 Let me see.

01:19:30.000 Monday.

01:19:37.000 I put my regular processing on it.

01:19:40.000 Dynamics processing.

01:19:43.000 I don't know.

01:19:44.000 Every time I hear things like this episode's skipping or something, I go and check it and it's not and I realize it's you, dude.

01:19:50.000 Somebody messed with us and they said that the dates were wrong on the tour shirt.

01:19:55.000 And I freaked out and I checked it.

01:19:57.000 And it's not.

01:19:59.000 It's not.

01:20:00.000 Alright, let's get to the final video.

01:20:06.000 So So I'm going to start selling these on the site for Max and John.

01:20:24.000 $10 each signed.

01:20:25.000 Wasn't my idea.

01:20:27.000 Some viewers said that.

01:20:32.000 What do you think?

01:20:33.000 I think that's righteous.

01:20:35.000 Will they sell?

01:20:37.000 Will they sell?

01:20:42.000 Here's a video of a woman, and when I look at it, I'm just reminded at how unflattering some clothes can be.

01:20:49.000 Because you think she's just a fat tub of shit when you look at her in that dress.

01:20:53.000 And then when the geyser disrobes her, NSFW, by the way, nudity coming, you realize that she's got an amazing body.

01:21:00.000 Actually, kind of perfect for my tastes.

01:21:03.000 I like a bit of meat on the bone.

01:21:11.000 The kits almost came out.

01:21:14.000 This screaming really helps, though.

01:21:20.000 Can you freeze it frame by frame?

01:21:25.000 Look at that waist.

01:21:27.000 Really comes in there.

01:21:29.000 And then some fat thighs.

01:21:31.000 Ripple tits.

01:21:32.000 And then those ripply tits dancing around.

01:21:36.000 All right, folks.

01:21:37.000 Tomorrow, of course, is Aunt and Gav shooting the shit for three hours.

01:21:43.000 You can't complain that we do too much politics when Aunt and Gav shoot the shit for three hours.

01:21:48.000 Not that we give a fuck about complaints or comments.

01:21:50.000 Don't get the wrong idea.

01:21:51.000 We're here.

01:21:51.000 We're queer.

01:21:52.000 Get used to it.

01:21:53.000 Get fired.

01:21:54.000 Get in trouble.

01:21:55.000 Be brave.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - October 04, 2022

S04E172 - THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN

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