Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - October 11, 2022


S04E175 - ARE YOU THINKING WHAT I'M THINKING?


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1 hour and 11 minutes

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Gavin McInnes is back with a jam-packed show where he talks about abortion, gay fashion, and why he doesn't care if you're a black person if you have a black kid. He also talks about why he's not a racist.

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00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.
00:00:20.000 Wait to the clinic, I forgot the plan B. Let's go, bitch, I got murder on my mind. 1.00
00:00:35.000 I forgot the plan B, ain't no nigga cuffing me. 1.00
00:00:38.000 You can't put me on this show, bitch, I'm outside with the king. 0.98
00:00:41.000 All these bitches having babies, but that ain't finna be me. 1.00
00:00:44.000 That he wanna settle down, niggas selling naughty dreams. 1.00
00:00:47.000 He got one kid, two kids, three kids, four.
00:00:50.000 Bitch, he cheaper about a dozen if it's at that mini more. 1.00
00:00:53.000 And I'm only twenty dark with a couple years to go.
00:00:56.000 I don't need a babysitter, cause this baby gotta go.
00:00:59.000 It's a shortage on the lip.
00:01:05.000 That's a dope jam about killing babies. 1.00
00:01:07.000 I need my notes.
00:01:12.000 She's uh, no baby daddies for her. 1.00
00:01:15.000 Baby daddy free, BDF.
00:01:17.000 She was DTF, now she's BTF. 1.00
00:01:21.000 B DF DTF.
00:01:24.000 Down to fuck, baby daddy free.
00:01:28.000 And isn't it funny that Margaret Sanger invented abortion and promoted it, Planned Parenthood's her baby. 1.00
00:01:38.000 And what was her goal there?
00:01:40.000 To minimize the black population? 1.00
00:01:42.000 Abortion is anti-black, as Kanye West recently pointed out.
00:01:46.000 And here you have blacks going, yeah, I don't need that shit. 1.00
00:01:52.000 Kill black babies, she's yelling. 1.00
00:01:55.000 I mean, if we were the racists they say we are, we'd be pretty happy with the state of affairs.
00:02:02.000 We'd be pretty happy with the left.
00:02:03.000 That's why we've got to make that liberal racist website. 0.98
00:02:08.000 Get some hacker that can never trace it to us.
00:02:10.000 And he just talks about, you know, the Nazis in Ukraine, how awesome they are, and how abortion is cool because it's making the black population less. 0.95
00:02:18.000 And welfare is great because it's shattering the black family. 1.00
00:02:21.000 All these DNC policies and how fantastic they are and their roots in the KKK. 0.67
00:02:27.000 I'm the only guy who's ever thought of that.
00:02:30.000 Anyway, we're back.
00:02:32.000 Thanks for joining us.
00:02:33.000 We've got a jam-packed show again today.
00:02:37.000 A lot of content, right?
00:02:39.000 Of course.
00:02:40.000 We're putting out a lot of content.
00:02:42.000 We also did a video with Ryan that we're working on now about fall and winter looks with my new blue-collar chic look, which I'm combining with my fall look outside of suits.
00:02:57.000 And that look is called Grumpy Casual.
00:03:00.000 Then we'll do a whole suit video.
00:03:04.000 Gay fashion stuff. 0.98
00:03:06.000 Sat down with Elijah Schaefer.
00:03:07.000 That's going to come out soon.
00:03:10.000 He had a very, very religious upbringing, I didn't realize.
00:03:13.000 Yeah, me neither.
00:03:14.000 Had dinner with him last night and my son.
00:03:18.000 My wife was out of town.
00:03:20.000 Dog Walker comes by.
00:03:22.000 She's like, I can't find your dog.
00:03:24.000 I go, what?
00:03:26.000 He's there.
00:03:27.000 He's never run away ever.
00:03:28.000 He's too lazy.
00:03:29.000 Well, I can't find him.
00:03:30.000 I left.
00:03:32.000 Okay.
00:03:34.000 What the fuck?
00:03:35.000 Bye.
00:03:36.000 Oh, my God.
00:03:39.000 I go, like, you have the keys to my house.
00:03:42.000 You know the alarm code.
00:03:43.000 You can look under some beds.
00:03:45.000 I don't care.
00:03:46.000 What are you?
00:03:46.000 Just look in the main area and then leave?
00:03:51.000 You should hire me to be your dog walker.
00:03:55.000 Okay.
00:03:56.000 What are you afraid I'll eat your dog or something?
00:03:59.000 Racist.
00:04:00.000 Well, I saw you in this commercial, 1-2, and I thought, why do I not...
00:04:05.000 Why am I not wary of this guy?
00:04:07.000 Well, that's pants video you did? 0.93
00:04:09.000 I don't remember doing a pants commercial.
00:04:12.000 This does not look familiar.
00:04:13.000 It should be breathable and you can't whip out those heat and moisture as fast as possible.
00:04:20.000 It is also super stretchy.
00:04:22.000 I mean, it is called ultra-stretch, which will give you motion and mobility when you work.
00:04:28.000 You used to wear those watches.
00:04:30.000 That's not me.
00:04:31.000 Another 10 out of 10.
00:04:33.000 See how his hair is different?
00:04:34.000 That guy gets 10.
00:04:35.000 That's a 10 out of 10.
00:04:38.000 This is 10.
00:04:43.000 Super comfortability.
00:04:46.000 We talk about black dude.
00:04:47.000 This Asian dude is 10 out of 10. 1.00
00:04:52.000 I don't know.
00:04:53.000 It seems pretty durable.
00:04:54.000 I mean, it is synthetic material polyester, so it's supposed to be very durable.
00:04:59.000 I have not wear this for a long time.
00:05:01.000 I mean, I just got it, but in terms of how it feels on hand and the material for durability, I'm going to give it an 8 out of 10.
00:05:09.000 In terms of the, of course, nothing formal, but you can definitely freeze up here to 50.
00:05:18.000 Yeah, so that's what we made.
00:05:21.000 We made one of those, but I'm going to, I want to, it's going to take a sec because I want to put all the prices and web links of every single ensemble.
00:05:28.000 Prices.
00:05:29.000 You know, since we did that vid, I think the framing's a little different.
00:05:35.000 Should we fix that live?
00:05:37.000 Because here's the overlay.
00:05:38.000 Yeah, see how it's...
00:05:43.000 So what do you want to do?
00:05:48.000 This is like Bob Olinkirk when he's his retarded self in that Bob Lamont story. 0.99
00:05:56.000 It looks pretty darn close, dude.
00:06:00.000 See, I don't understand the issue.
00:06:01.000 Is there the full line up there?
00:06:08.000 Nope.
00:06:09.000 You moved it over.
00:06:10.000 It was more lined up before.
00:06:13.000 Uh, I guess.
00:06:17.000 I think you're making a problem where there was no problem.
00:06:21.000 What's in that bag?
00:06:24.000 You have a small sandwich bag of vitamins.
00:06:27.000 Yes.
00:06:30.000 Not that I trust you for anything besides eating dogs.
00:06:35.000 What do you take?
00:06:37.000 Fish oil, zinc, magnesium, a multivitamin, KM66.
00:06:45.000 And that's, I think that's it.
00:06:47.000 What is KM66?
00:06:49.000 What is KM66?
00:06:51.000 Ashwagandha.
00:06:52.000 It's like an herbal supplement that just helps with regulation of your hormonal profile and other such things.
00:07:02.000 Your hormonal profile and other such things.
00:07:05.000 Is anyone following this?
00:07:06.000 I knew you were going to say that.
00:07:07.000 Were you going to?
00:07:09.000 No.
00:07:10.000 Okay.
00:07:10.000 The dude from...
00:07:18.000 The dude from Cobra Kai has some cap-in-the-gap advice sent via cameo.
00:07:23.000 No way.
00:07:23.000 I don't think I'm that advanced.
00:07:25.000 How are you doing?
00:07:26.000 Billy Zapke here with a tutorial once again on how to do the proper Johnny Lawrence bottle cap flip.
00:07:34.000 So this is not a beer cap.
00:07:36.000 This is just a regular old cap.
00:07:37.000 You can do with any kind of cap.
00:07:38.000 It doesn't matter what it is.
00:07:40.000 When you get your thumb in the bottom part, when you get your middle finger touching this frame in the top part, you're just going to spin it.
00:07:45.000 Let me see if I can hit the camera.
00:07:48.000 All right.
00:07:49.000 Boom.
00:07:49.000 That was it.
00:07:50.000 All right.
00:07:50.000 That's it.
00:07:51.000 Tutorial done.
00:07:52.000 All the best.
00:07:53.000 Take care of yourself.
00:07:54.000 I'll see you out there.
00:07:54.000 And then now that the Mets season is over, Polar Bear is mocking me for my $800 win.
00:08:04.000 Hey, how's it going?
00:08:05.000 I'm Pete Alonzo with the New York Mets.
00:08:07.000 And if you're watching this, you just lost to the San Diego Padres.
00:08:14.000 I don't like that he's smiling.
00:08:15.000 What the fuck?
00:08:16.000 That's not the way things go.
00:08:18.000 In Britain, with soccer, everyone would be dead right now.
00:08:22.000 And then here's Family Guy mocking me before we start.
00:08:27.000 Halloween's a bigger letdown than being a Mets fan.
00:08:30.000 Opening day, and here's the first pitch, and the season's over.
00:08:38.000 That wasn't this season.
00:08:39.000 We did really well.
00:08:40.000 Yeah.
00:08:40.000 Up until the last couple weeks.
00:08:42.000 We need an update.
00:08:44.000 But yeah, the season's over.
00:08:46.000 Ouch.
00:08:47.000 Pretty sad.
00:08:49.000 No more Mets bet.
00:08:52.000 And here's another just random thing I want to take a glance at.
00:09:00.000 So these working class people are finally standing up to these hippies.
00:09:06.000 But I'm just watching this, and in my head, I can't stop hearing the phrase, just kick him in the head.
00:09:13.000 Just kick him in the head. 1.00
00:09:23.000 I mean, you don't want to kick an old person in the head, and then they die? 1.00
00:09:29.000 But a young person can take a good kick in the head.
00:09:36.000 It's not even your car, it's a zip car.
00:09:39.000 And look, just schlumps back.
00:09:42.000 Schlumps down. 0.99
00:09:45.000 I thought an IROC Z was a zip car.
00:09:50.000 Stop! 1.00
00:09:52.000 Has it got sound?
00:09:55.000 Has it sound?
00:09:57.000 He hasn't got time?
00:09:59.000 Like, this seems too gentle for me.
00:10:04.000 Like, we need some punches, no?
00:10:08.000 Am I the only one?
00:10:09.000 Like, do you feel like that?
00:10:10.000 I feel the urge, but I don't think I would go through with it because, you know, you have to keep your cool.
00:10:18.000 Because then otherwise, now you're now, because of that loser, now you're entangled in lawsuits and shit.
00:10:25.000 Good.
00:10:28.000 You've got a pretty good case.
00:10:30.000 You're trying to get to work.
00:10:31.000 Look, there he is coming back again.
00:10:33.000 Ew, the way they're like sliding on their booties.
00:10:35.000 Yeah.
00:10:36.000 Sliding on their damn boots.
00:10:38.000 They just need a pounding.
00:10:40.000 Wow.
00:10:41.000 So many people just need a pounding.
00:10:44.000 Wait, is this a third guy now?
00:10:46.000 Yeah.
00:10:49.000 I don't know.
00:10:50.000 Maybe it's being in New York.
00:10:52.000 If that was East New York and you got in the way of some hood rat, as we'll discover in our racism segment tonight, there are fights for a lot less. 0.95
00:11:07.000 This has sort of been covered to death, but we forgot to mention it yesterday.
00:11:10.000 You heard about PayPal taking away $2,500, right?
00:11:14.000 Yeah, I've deleted my PayPal, yeah.
00:11:16.000 If you give out misinformation?
00:11:18.000 I mean, I'm not going to cover that.
00:11:20.000 They backpedaled, though.
00:11:21.000 They said that it was an error.
00:11:23.000 An error.
00:11:24.000 Yeah, an error.
00:11:29.000 I'm jealous of artists.
00:11:33.000 First play this Jimi Hendrix dude, 2-4.
00:11:35.000 He plays Saturday Night Fever the way Jimi Hendrix would.
00:11:39.000 And I assume you could do this no problem, right?
00:11:42.000 Because you're better than Jimi Hendrix.
00:11:43.000 Let me see.
00:11:43.000 Because this guy is not Jimi Hendrix, so he might be bringing extra points of skill to it.
00:11:49.000 Okay.
00:11:56.000 So far, yes.
00:11:57.000 guitar solo
00:12:28.000 Yeah.
00:12:29.000 You could play that.
00:12:31.000 That's me fucking 10 years ago could play that.
00:12:34.000 You give me a strat, though, because that tone, you need a strat.
00:12:38.000 That's the thing about Jimi Hendrix's sound.
00:12:40.000 You could buy it.
00:12:41.000 Why can I see you furiously adjusting your hair?
00:12:43.000 Well, today it's a little...
00:12:47.000 It feels like...
00:12:48.000 Let's see.
00:12:48.000 This might be the closest I am to getting a haircut.
00:13:08.000 Next level.
00:13:09.000 Next level annoying.
00:13:11.000 I don't understand.
00:13:12.000 Worse than a top bun.
00:13:13.000 What are you talking about?
00:13:15.000 That's good.
00:13:16.000 Here's another emotion that I have that I don't know if other people have.
00:13:19.000 Jealousy, when I see...
00:13:21.000 I'm not sure how to do it.
00:13:40.000 Whenever I see like an artist in a museum or an art gallery, I'm not impressed.
00:13:44.000 I'm just like, fuck, that's a fun life.
00:13:46.000 You just come up with a concept and then a bunch of hard-working blue-collar engineers and construction workers have to go make it now?
00:13:55.000 That's like being king.
00:13:56.000 That's like being a king in ancient times.
00:14:00.000 Go to 2-3.
00:14:02.000 So I want like a big carpet thing.
00:14:07.000 It's like super big.
00:14:10.000 And then I want it hanging at an angle and then people can come under.
00:14:14.000 I want like a giant long, I don't know, like a plastic thing, rubber, little tube.
00:14:21.000 And then you just chop it with a bunch of wood.
00:14:24.000 Where do you want us to do that?
00:14:26.000 In a giant room.
00:14:28.000 In Batman's Cave.
00:14:29.000 And have everything balance out, make it perfectly safe.
00:14:32.000 And the physics, of course, have to be perfect.
00:14:35.000 So I guess you'll need some sort of like I-beam at the base of it to solidify everything.
00:14:42.000 And, you know, we could all get sued if it falls on anyone's head.
00:14:45.000 So spend a good, like, two months just with engineering.
00:14:50.000 But that's not really my deal.
00:14:51.000 So there needs to be steel reinforcement underneath that.
00:14:55.000 But yeah, I like the idea of a thing squinching a thing.
00:14:58.000 You know, just coinch.
00:14:59.000 Little, you didn't mean to squeeze, but I squoze.
00:15:02.000 That's the name of that piece.
00:15:04.000 Then I want like a bunch of chairs.
00:15:06.000 Remember the carpet thing?
00:15:07.000 Make that like a big table.
00:15:10.000 But it's not real.
00:15:10.000 It's suspended by wires.
00:15:13.000 And there's no post to the table.
00:15:16.000 And then maybe, I don't know, 100 chairs.
00:15:20.000 What else?
00:15:21.000 Hey, take a house, like a little cabin in maybe Stockholm.
00:15:27.000 And then add a big pile of giant fucking rubber balloons, perfectly round.
00:15:33.000 Some of them are balloons.
00:15:34.000 Some of them go into the house and cut into it a little bit.
00:15:38.000 Okay?
00:15:40.000 I want that.
00:15:41.000 So when you look at it from like two miles away, you go, what the fuck?
00:15:45.000 What are the balloons?
00:15:47.000 And then that's, it's me, it's a house.
00:15:49.000 Remember the carpet I made?
00:15:51.000 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
00:15:53.000 Stack eight high.
00:15:55.000 Maybe you have a pole in the middle. 0.61
00:15:57.000 I don't really give a shit how you do it.
00:16:00.000 Have the engineers and the architects spend like a hundred thousand dollars of thinking time making my dream happen.
00:16:09.000 But then do that in, I don't know, like Reykjavik, somewhere near the volcanoes.
00:16:14.000 Not the warehouse that we already have.
00:16:16.000 No, no, no, no, no.
00:16:16.000 The warehouse was beginning stuff.
00:16:18.000 Now I want to go around.
00:16:19.000 I want to travel a bit.
00:16:21.000 So I want to be in Switzerland for the previous cabin.
00:16:24.000 And then I want to be over here in Iceland for this.
00:16:29.000 You want it to look like Death Stranding behind these.
00:16:32.000 Yeah.
00:16:33.000 Maybe I charge 5 million for this too.
00:16:36.000 Hey, you know like drops?
00:16:40.000 They're kind of cool.
00:16:42.000 What about like three drops and then maybe like balloon drops?
00:16:47.000 Yeah, la.
00:16:47.000 Make balloons into drops.
00:16:50.000 Make like 50 of them.
00:16:51.000 You can go back to the warehouse for that.
00:16:54.000 Anyway, I did.
00:16:55.000 Actually, don't do a bunch of rows of it, diagonal.
00:16:58.000 I made a sketch.
00:17:00.000 Here you go.
00:17:02.000 So give that to the architects and the engineers and the blue-collar guys who are sweating buckets, making sure everything is exactly level.
00:17:10.000 And of course, if one balloon is like a quarter inch too close to the other one, I'm going to scream and freak out and you get fired.
00:17:17.000 Because I'm the king of Iraq.
00:17:20.000 Do you want these all right side up or upside down?
00:17:22.000 Yeah, both.
00:17:23.000 I don't know.
00:17:23.000 Okay.
00:17:25.000 Actually, I do a shitty sketch, right?
00:17:28.000 And then you have to come and you have to do like a super detailed sketch with all kinds of schematics.
00:17:37.000 I just sort of doodle on a balloon.
00:17:41.000 And then you have to get all the guys to do the physics.
00:17:44.000 Like, who are you, dude?
00:17:46.000 I was thinking about guys that design buildings, they're not building shit, are they?
00:17:52.000 They're just designing.
00:17:53.000 They have to know the physics and stuff.
00:17:54.000 It's not easy being an architect.
00:17:56.000 That's why George Costanza lied about it.
00:17:58.000 You think being an architect is the same as being an artist?
00:18:02.000 No, they have all those schemes.
00:18:04.000 And they went to school where they could just draw it with their hand or use the computer program.
00:18:07.000 Artists, I want a wall with like 60 taps that are just oozing tar.
00:18:15.000 Like a matrix grid, 15 by 15, just oozing tar, and it's spilling all over the floor really slowly.
00:18:23.000 Damn.
00:18:24.000 Now everyone else has to figure that out.
00:18:26.000 Not him.
00:18:28.000 Architects, you know, I've had architects.
00:18:31.000 I had an architect design.
00:18:32.000 I designed a house upstate, not knowing how to design a house.
00:18:36.000 So I was like drawing, kind of like what I'm talking about right now, I guess.
00:18:40.000 And then I went on all these architect books that had plans, and I was like, this living room plus this kitchen and this thing.
00:18:47.000 And then I gave it to an architect, and for seven grand, he took my convoluted plans and made it into a real thing.
00:18:53.000 Wow.
00:18:54.000 But that cost me seven grand.
00:18:56.000 I didn't make five million dollars for that.
00:18:58.000 I take that back.
00:18:59.000 That is very impressive.
00:19:01.000 Speaking of, well, let's do some me-news.
00:19:03.000 Speaking of jealousy, apparently the guy from Oath Keepers is jealous of me.
00:19:08.000 I sent you that as a separate email.
00:19:10.000 I sent you that as a separate email.
00:19:24.000 What song is that?
00:19:25.000 I think it's Japanese Breakfast Be Sweet to Me.
00:19:30.000 Jam.
00:19:32.000 Yeah.
00:19:34.000 I'm trying to stay abreast of this whole trial.
00:19:37.000 Old Keeper Stuart Rhodes was terribly jealous of the Proud Boys.
00:19:40.000 Wow.
00:19:42.000 Dude, I'm jealous of you.
00:19:43.000 You have a real eye patch.
00:19:45.000 Yeah.
00:19:46.000 Looks like he was jealous of Big Boss.
00:19:48.000 Isn't that 50% too much if you have an eye patch and you wear glasses?
00:19:53.000 Yeah.
00:19:53.000 50% of your glasses don't work.
00:19:56.000 You need a monocle or a contact lens.
00:19:59.000 Yeah, I think you should get a contact lens, Stuart Rhodes.
00:20:02.000 What a mixed signal if you had a monocle and an eye patch.
00:20:05.000 There's too much going on there.
00:20:06.000 It's like Calvin Klein says, before you go out, you take off one thing.
00:20:10.000 Even the facial hair is a lot.
00:20:12.000 I think you should get rid of the glass.
00:20:14.000 If you're jealous of me, then you must be listening to advice.
00:20:16.000 Get rid of the beard.
00:20:17.000 It looks like you have a chin enough to rock a mustache.
00:20:20.000 And then a contact lens.
00:20:23.000 And we're good to go.
00:20:24.000 I even think you could be more bald.
00:20:26.000 You know how bald guys shave their head?
00:20:28.000 This is kind of bothering me these days.
00:20:30.000 Not him.
00:20:31.000 But I was walking behind a guy at Grand Central, and he had shaved his head like with a razor.
00:20:38.000 As Billy Conley would say, that's the new combover.
00:20:41.000 Like, I can see all your stubble here, and I can see your bald everything here.
00:20:47.000 So who are you fooling?
00:20:49.000 How is that different from the Gavin McLeod or the Larry David where we can see it grow out?
00:20:55.000 It's not like you trick me and I have no idea if you're bald or not.
00:20:58.000 I can see the stubble.
00:21:00.000 I know this isn't what you want, and I'm sorry.
00:21:04.000 Do you get me?
00:21:07.000 Like, it's like having a toupee that says on it, this is a toupee.
00:21:13.000 It's exactly the same as that.
00:21:16.000 I guess it does kind of scream, I lost.
00:21:19.000 Grow it out.
00:21:21.000 Anyway, go to the exact Gavin McInnes quote of that shit.
00:21:27.000 He wanted the attention, Adam said.
00:21:29.000 He was terribly jealous of Gavin McInnes.
00:21:32.000 He wanted to be wherever the Proud Boys were.
00:21:34.000 Whoa.
00:21:35.000 Hmm.
00:21:38.000 Well, I went nowhere but to the parties, so maybe you wouldn't be going to jail if you had been more jealous.
00:21:44.000 No one never trusts an ex-wife, by the way.
00:21:46.000 This is all likely horseshit.
00:21:49.000 But I was going to say, I know Proud Boys are innocent with January 6th, and I'm confident that in a fair trial, they will be freed.
00:21:58.000 I don't know about Oath Keepers, dude.
00:22:00.000 I've never met one.
00:22:01.000 I don't know those guys.
00:22:03.000 And from what I hear, it's quite possible that they had a plan to delay the inauguration of the president.
00:22:11.000 Which, by the way, should not be 22 to life.
00:22:15.000 That is interfering with the electoral process, which, by the way, as we learned from 2000 Mules, everyone was doing.
00:22:22.000 So, I don't know, 100 hours of community service.
00:22:26.000 Like, what does it do?
00:22:27.000 They delay the ceremony by a couple hours.
00:22:31.000 So does a traffic jam.
00:22:34.000 So does having explosive diarrhea, running up and just shitting on someone who's got a pen.
00:22:41.000 You know what I mean?
00:22:42.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:22:43.000 There's a million things you could do to delay it.
00:22:46.000 So is streaking.
00:22:47.000 If you streak across a baseball field, you've delayed a major game at the World Series.
00:22:53.000 No, but this is much more important.
00:22:54.000 It's our president.
00:22:55.000 Okay, look.
00:22:56.000 He's going to be here for four years minimum, probably eight.
00:22:59.000 I'm not saying Biden will be eight.
00:23:01.000 Biden will be four.
00:23:02.000 But most presidents are eight.
00:23:05.000 So the guy's going to be there for eight.
00:23:07.000 You delayed it a couple hours?
00:23:10.000 Or you can do this.
00:23:12.000 I'm not sure it deserves this much attention.
00:23:14.000 This beautiful, beautiful gal.
00:23:17.000 Remember this?
00:23:20.000 This pissed me off, too.
00:23:21.000 It's like, that's a fun, like, Lalapalooza.
00:23:23.000 That's a cool-ass fucking concert.
00:23:26.000 Yeah.
00:23:26.000 And then she wants to, she takes down the whole thing.
00:23:30.000 Would I be racist to assume her ethnicity?
00:23:33.000 No.
00:23:34.000 Oops.
00:23:34.000 You'd be correct.
00:23:37.000 She ruined Lollapalooza. 1.00
00:23:38.000 Like, there's people that got ready for it, bought tickets.
00:23:40.000 Well, J.D. Vance was just debating a guy.
00:23:42.000 It might be in my notes somewhere.
00:23:44.000 Maybe I forgot.
00:23:44.000 You could dig it up.
00:23:46.000 And he said, it's gone viral, total slam dunk.
00:23:50.000 But J.D. Vance just goes, can we stop with the Jan 6, please?
00:23:54.000 No one cares.
00:23:55.000 We care about jobs.
00:23:56.000 We care about gas prices.
00:23:58.000 You people in your Jan 6 shit is just embarrassing. 0.95
00:24:02.000 Yeah, that's not.
00:24:04.000 Well, that's Tulsi Gabbard. 0.65
00:24:05.000 I actually want to talk about that too.
00:24:08.000 But the Tulsi Gabbard thing is very exciting because, as well as J.D. Vance slaughtering that dude last night and winning Ohio, ostensibly, we got Tulsi Gabbard.
00:24:20.000 I predicted this.
00:24:22.000 I knew she was going to be vice president.
00:24:25.000 It's going to be DeSantis and Tulsi Gabbard.
00:24:28.000 Trump's going to start.
00:24:30.000 He's going to realize that he has some enemies.
00:24:35.000 Actually, it could be Trump and her, too.
00:24:37.000 Dude, that'd be pretty wild.
00:24:41.000 My only problem with Trump is I'm worried about his age.
00:24:46.000 He's fucking going.
00:24:47.000 But I, okay, so let's take it easy with the predictions for a second here.
00:24:51.000 This definitely looks like Tulsi is going to run for VP. 1.00
00:24:55.000 We know it has to be a woman. 0.98
00:24:56.000 We know it has to be some sort of stupid minority because all these gay rules. 1.00
00:25:00.000 We don't agree with any of that.
00:25:01.000 But that's the field we're playing in.
00:25:05.000 You can't have two white males run for office anymore. 0.71
00:25:08.000 God forbid.
00:25:09.000 They just suck at it.
00:25:10.000 Remember Washington and Jefferson and Reagan and how bad they all are?
00:25:14.000 Anyway, but she had a pretty good little speech about how she said this shit's just too woke. 0.98
00:25:19.000 So we're sort of drifting from me news, but you want to show her speech?
00:25:22.000 It was pretty groundbreaking.
00:25:24.000 Longer remain in today's Democratic Party that's under the complete control of an elitist cabal of warmongers who are driven by cowardly wokeness, who divide us by racializing every issue and stoking anti-white racism.
00:25:39.000 Isn't it funny how the reason that she's running and has a chance is because of anti-white racism and wokeness? 0.90
00:25:46.000 Like the Republicans do it just as much as they do, as the left does.
00:25:53.000 We work to undermine our God-given freedoms that are enshrined in our Constitution, who are hostile to people of faith and spirituality, who demonize the police but protect criminals at the expense of law-abiding Americans, who believe in open borders, who weaponize the national security state to go after their political opponents, and above all, who are dragging us ever closer to nuclear war.
00:26:20.000 Now, I believe in a government that's of the people, by the people, and for the people.
00:26:26.000 Unfortunately, today's Democratic Party does not.
00:26:29.000 Instead, it stands for a government that is of, by, and for the powerful elite.
00:26:36.000 Now, I'm calling on my fellow common sense, independent-minded Democrats to join me in leaving the Democratic Party.
00:26:45.000 If you can no longer stomach the direction that the so-called woke Democratic Party ideologues are taking our country, then I invite you to join me.
00:26:54.000 Nye invite you.
00:26:55.000 We've decided to.
00:26:56.000 Nigh.
00:26:57.000 The time is nigh.
00:26:59.000 Join me.
00:26:59.000 All right, let's finish up me news here.
00:27:01.000 It's my favorite subject, but we're all over the map here.
00:27:06.000 So Jon Stewart's new thing is trans rights.
00:27:10.000 He tried diversity, and we made fun of him for his dumb.
00:27:14.000 Is that show still on?
00:27:16.000 I don't even know.
00:27:17.000 Where he has all these black and Hispanic and gay and Jewish people all in a newsroom, and they talk about the news and how the news has died. 0.90
00:27:24.000 He's got so many irons in the fire.
00:27:28.000 He's the blue-collar guy in the t-shirt who's saving the working man and is worried about asbestos in the ceiling.
00:27:36.000 And he's giving out awards to Ukrainian soldiers who he doesn't realize have swastika tattoos.
00:27:41.000 So that's one Jon Stewart.
00:27:43.000 Then there's this sort of news guy where he's hanging out with people and doing like these behind-the-scenes things where they discuss the state of the media.
00:27:52.000 And then third, he has this reboot of the daily show where he dresses casual and tries to jump on whatever the newest thing is.
00:28:00.000 And the newest thing is trans. 0.92
00:28:02.000 You got to be gay. 1.00
00:28:04.000 So he's defending that.
00:28:05.000 That's his new crusade.
00:28:07.000 And it just looks so out of character and insincere.
00:28:12.000 It's like me if I was totally pushing skateboarding and how important it is to do an ollie kick flip correctly.
00:28:20.000 Now, here's his argument because we're sort of jumping in the middle of it.
00:28:24.000 You might want to go back, actually.
00:28:26.000 So his argument is we say there's only two genders, right?
00:28:30.000 Male and female.
00:28:32.000 And that's it.
00:28:34.000 He goes, oh yeah, you guys also say there's beta males, alpha males, tomboys, and girly girls.
00:28:42.000 Yes?
00:28:43.000 Well, you're admitting that there's some gray there.
00:28:46.000 There's a spectrum.
00:28:49.000 No, your spectrum goes right off the spectrum.
00:28:54.000 Like, that's like saying there's people who are nice, good humans, and then there's other people who are running through the streets acting like animals.
00:29:02.000 So you're admitting that a person could be a wolf or identify as a dog because you just said they're like animals.
00:29:10.000 So here's the problem with your logic, lefties.
00:29:12.000 We say this is a man, right?
00:29:15.000 Here's a really effeminate gay man, and here's Chuck, what's his name? 1.00
00:29:20.000 Vito.
00:29:21.000 Is that his name?
00:29:22.000 Chuck Zito?
00:29:23.000 Zito, Chuck Zito.
00:29:24.000 This is our range here.
00:29:26.000 Then there's women here, right? 1.00
00:29:29.000 Separate.
00:29:30.000 And there's tomboy, tough guys, and girls.
00:29:33.000 You are saying that this spectrum just goes and includes all types, and there's no in-between.
00:29:44.000 If you'll notice with ours, it's the types of men, major gap, the types of women.
00:29:51.000 You're bridging that gap and just making it all the same.
00:29:54.000 And here's the other problem.
00:29:56.000 You're plucking ones from here and putting them over there.
00:29:59.000 We didn't say you could do that either.
00:30:01.000 So we're not contradicting ourselves.
00:30:03.000 You're using your usual shit logic to show our hypocrisy.
00:30:09.000 Shouldn't they have like a philosopher or some logician, somebody who took logic in college, to sit with them and come up with these gotcha moments?
00:30:17.000 Because they're so bad.
00:30:20.000 Human race is defined by a simple binary, a black and white understanding.
00:30:25.000 There are men and there are women, and never the twain shall meet. 0.99
00:30:31.000 Trump is an alpha male.
00:30:33.000 Well, okay, yes.
00:30:34.000 There are obviously men who are more man than other men, but that's an aberration.
00:30:41.000 Beta, gamma.
00:30:43.000 Okay.
00:30:44.000 There's an entire Greek alphabet, a continuum of masculinity.
00:30:46.000 But that doesn't mean cuck.
00:30:49.000 Pajama boy of soy boy.
00:30:50.000 Girly man.
00:30:51.000 Did you see that?
00:30:53.000 I was cuck.
00:30:54.000 Mean cuck.
00:30:56.000 Pajama.
00:30:56.000 I'm a boy of soy boy.
00:30:57.000 Is Tucker Carlson a cuck?
00:30:59.000 Because his name sounds like that?
00:31:02.000 Continuum of masculinity.
00:31:03.000 But that doesn't mean pajama boy of soy boy.
00:31:07.000 We're only men.
00:31:17.000 I hope the children are out of the room.
00:31:20.000 This smug appears to be on a dimmer, not an on-off switch, but ladies are different. 1.00
00:31:28.000 I was a big tomboy.
00:31:29.000 These purple-haired, angry freaks. 0.62
00:31:31.000 Wait a minute.
00:31:32.000 So because Laura Ingram was a tomboy, women can be men now because they have a spectrum. 0.80
00:31:43.000 Cat lady. 1.00
00:31:44.000 Hi, Roland Bimbos.
00:31:45.000 Pretty girly girl.
00:31:47.000 Wait a minute.
00:31:48.000 You'll notice, too, with the first thing, there was a gradation from alpha male to beta male to cuck to pajama boy to girly men, right?
00:31:58.000 But then with the girl one, they're so half-assed with this.
00:32:01.000 You can tell they got C's in school.
00:32:03.000 Laura Ingram's a tomboy, but the rest, these are all just insults.
00:32:07.000 Right.
00:32:08.000 There's no, and then girly girls.
00:32:09.000 You have tomboy here, girly girl here. 1.00
00:32:12.000 These are not gradations of femininity.
00:32:14.000 They're just insults at random bitches, purple-haired freaks, cat ladies, cunts. 1.00
00:32:22.000 And look at the face, too.
00:32:24.000 Like, nailed it.
00:32:27.000 His graphics team sucks.
00:32:29.000 My 14 writers and I nailed it.
00:32:32.000 You know, we saw his diverse team.
00:32:36.000 Remember that?
00:32:37.000 When they're all sitting down?
00:32:38.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:32:39.000 Look at the pathetic work that they do.
00:32:40.000 I mean, like, they're all like...
00:32:48.000 Your logic, of course, denies this gap.
00:32:51.000 But I need a gradation of females here to make this point. 1.00
00:32:55.000 I do masculine, and then they need to get more feminine.
00:32:58.000 Anyway.
00:32:58.000 But look at the quality of it.
00:33:03.000 But Tucker's washed out.
00:33:05.000 This guy's full contrast.
00:33:07.000 There's things you could do to unify these.
00:33:10.000 You know what I mean?
00:33:10.000 I don't think their team's very good at what they're doing.
00:33:13.000 Diversity hires.
00:33:14.000 Bad work.
00:33:15.000 But all this homosexuality is wanting me to jump on to the WarrenKids slash LGBT. 0.99
00:33:22.000 Ah.
00:33:23.000 Do we do the mashup thing again?
00:33:25.000 You can do either Warren Kids or LGBT. 0.75
00:33:28.000 It's the same.
00:33:28.000 Let's do LGBTQ.
00:33:30.000 Okay.
00:33:31.000 Hello, Fire.
00:33:32.000 I had a sex change.
00:33:33.000 Oops.
00:33:33.000 Too late.
00:33:35.000 No, that's fine.
00:33:36.000 We're in an ageism era where children are seen as human garbage, right?
00:33:41.000 Regulations to endophiles with poisonous and divisive left-wing children.
00:33:46.000 I don't know.
00:33:48.000 That's a little convoluted to have two intros playing at the same time.
00:33:54.000 If you thought Jon Stewart isn't funny, at least he's a white male, you may want to check in on lesbians. 1.00
00:34:00.000 Here are.
00:34:02.000 Here is.
00:34:03.000 Here are some of the worst comedians in the world.
00:34:06.000 No, lesbians are some of the worst comedians in the world. 1.00
00:34:08.000 Here is a perfect example of that.
00:34:12.000 She's got to be Canadian, too, no offense. 0.58
00:34:15.000 my own people.
00:34:15.000 What's wrong with kids?
00:34:17.000 They're always saying stuff nobody else would say.
00:34:18.000 They'll run right up and go, are you a boy or a girl?
00:34:21.000 What?
00:34:26.000 I'm going to stay a hundred money for Miss Kristen. 1.00
00:34:31.000 I know, are you allergic to nuts?
00:34:38.000 Let's go find out.
00:34:44.000 So here's a song about killing kids.
00:34:51.000 Oh, they're loud, too.
00:34:52.000 You've been in a hotel pool recently?
00:34:55.000 You're like, two minutes of Marco Polo.
00:34:57.000 My tubes start tying themselves.
00:35:01.000 No one's fucking you. 0.97
00:35:02.000 You're a lesbian. 1.00
00:35:02.000 You have to tie your tubes. 1.00
00:35:04.000 There's no dicks going inside of you.
00:35:06.000 Is she a fucking Jewish catskill comedian from the 50s? 0.99
00:35:10.000 What?
00:35:11.000 Could you believe this?
00:35:12.000 You see the pools?
00:35:14.000 Look at the mouth thing she does. 1.00
00:35:18.000 She sucks. 0.99
00:35:19.000 Am I mad?
00:35:21.000 Like, I don't understand.
00:35:22.000 If you dress in an androgynous way, you're surprised that kids ask you questions like that?
00:35:28.000 And now she wants to poison the child. 0.99
00:35:32.000 Here's another one of her. 0.99
00:35:36.000 When I saw this, I was alone and I was just on my phone going, wow.
00:35:40.000 I have more feelings than my wife.
00:35:47.000 I have like, like, if feelings were crayons, I have the 64-pack with a little sharpener on the side.
00:35:57.000 yeah my wife has that restaurant three pack So you hate kids, but your entire act is aimed towards children.
00:36:11.000 The laughing is amazing.
00:36:13.000 Where do they find these people?
00:36:17.000 Okay, yeah.
00:36:19.000 I think we have a 64-pack right there.
00:36:24.000 Seriously, that's all my wife needs. 1.00
00:36:26.000 Just the three.
00:36:26.000 Just happy, sad, and that broken one, you know?
00:36:32.000 We have different kinds of feelings.
00:36:34.000 Like, I am bored.
00:36:35.000 Wow.
00:36:36.000 Please take my wife. 1.00
00:36:39.000 I sent you a separate email about Clown World Drag Queens in church.
00:36:45.000 This progressive priest is just eviscerating Christianity in front of kids at a church with a big pink fucking robe on.
00:36:53.000 Do either of you have any questions for Miss Pentecost?
00:36:56.000 I like her.
00:36:56.000 Miss Pentecost.
00:36:57.000 Oh, thank you.
00:36:59.000 Yeah.
00:37:00.000 You like her eyeshadow?
00:37:01.000 That's great.
00:37:01.000 Yeah.
00:37:02.000 Yeah, maybe she'll let you borrow it.
00:37:03.000 When you're older, when you're allowed to wear makeup.
00:37:06.000 Look at the kids masked for the disease that doesn't affect children.
00:37:11.000 And then the tranny and the fucking selling out Christianity guy, no mask. 1.00
00:37:15.000 Of course.
00:37:17.000 Yeah.
00:37:18.000 Well, one of the things I think is great about Miss Pentecost is she reminds us that we follow a God who calls us to not conform to things of this world.
00:37:28.000 That we're supposed to be transformed by the renewal of our minds.
00:37:31.000 And that means that what I think today may have to change tomorrow if I continue to renew my mind.
00:37:37.000 And it's so cool that we serve a God that calls us to continue to grow and continue to change into something new and to not be bound by the way.
00:37:47.000 If you look at sex with children, historically it's been frowned upon.
00:37:53.000 Maybe we should renew our vows with sexuality and not conform to the ideas of, you know, little kids not being around drag queen stripper whores. 0.87
00:38:07.000 It confines us sometimes that we're supposed to live differently.
00:38:10.000 Do either of you have anything to do with that?
00:38:12.000 That sounds like groom talk, doesn't it?
00:38:14.000 Yes, that's very different.
00:38:15.000 That's in a Christian church.
00:38:20.000 Go to 3-3.
00:38:22.000 Tartary Tree.
00:38:26.000 Mom dresses up like them.
00:38:29.000 Oh, yeah, this is actually pretty smart.
00:38:31.000 So Ankley Hawks brought in drag queens to perform for students during school. 0.99
00:38:35.000 The drag queens also spoke to students about gender identity and expression.
00:38:40.000 So when the mom went to protest this, she did something that I really appreciate and I think was smart.
00:38:46.000 She dressed up like these sluts. 1.00
00:38:50.000 And now you see a woman, and I'm sure when you saw her, you zoom in on the second picture.
00:38:54.000 I'm sure when you saw her at a town meeting, you're like, that's kind of inappropriate here.
00:38:58.000 What are you doing?
00:39:00.000 You look like a whore. 1.00
00:39:03.000 Activist Kimberly Reichs unveils an outfit resembling one by a drag performer at a May after school event, telling the Ankne school board on Monday it was inappropriate and should not have been permitted.
00:39:19.000 Yes.
00:39:21.000 If you look at, I sent you an email, or there's an email in there.
00:39:24.000 Proud Boys just went to a drag queen story hour.
00:39:28.000 It's called PB's Protest Drag Queen Story Hour. 0.95
00:39:31.000 And again, I'll say it a million times.
00:39:34.000 You don't have to hurt anyone.
00:39:35.000 You don't need bomb threats.
00:39:37.000 You don't need to break windows.
00:39:38.000 You don't need to threaten anyone.
00:39:39.000 All you need to do is go there and go, this is not on.
00:39:43.000 And they shut down.
00:39:44.000 Like Matt Walsh just exposed those hospitals that do, what's it called?
00:39:50.000 Trans performative surgery or whatever.
00:39:56.000 Gender-affirming surgery.
00:39:58.000 Surgery, TIT removal, hormone blockers.
00:40:02.000 All he did was expose the hospitals doing it.
00:40:06.000 Local politicians found out, shut it down.
00:40:09.000 Do not scream faggot. 1.00
00:40:11.000 If you yell faggot, you are playing into their hands. 0.91
00:40:13.000 That's exactly what they want you to do.
00:40:16.000 It's not about gay. 0.62
00:40:17.000 It's about sex and kids. 0.62
00:40:18.000 You're bringing sexualization to kids.
00:40:21.000 Science is real, boy and girl.
00:40:22.000 No groomers.
00:40:23.000 You are not born in the wrong body.
00:40:28.000 And what's this here?
00:40:32.000 Hi, so I'm speaking to Amanda. 0.71
00:40:34.000 He says unfortunately she hasn't...
00:40:36.000 I'm kidding.
00:40:37.000 Wonder Man?
00:40:46.000 Do you have anything to say, Wonder Man?
00:40:50.000 Wonder Man.
00:40:50.000 The media would like to interview you, man.
00:40:52.000 Any comment?
00:40:53.000 Hello, hello, hello.
00:40:55.000 Hey, why are you doing this to the kids?
00:40:57.000 Why are you doing that?
00:41:00.000 Can I stay very good?
00:41:00.000 The black woman's the only one with the balls to do anything about this.
00:41:08.000 Which is great.
00:41:08.000 I love black women doing this because he's having his civil rights moment as he goes to his car.
00:41:16.000 And he wants to talk about, like, I was sort of, I went through what Martin Luther King went through, but when there's a black woman going, what are you doing? 0.99
00:41:22.000 It ruins the whole story.
00:41:23.000 It ruins the whole story.
00:41:33.000 What's going on?
00:41:38.000 Some sort of a robot guy.
00:41:46.000 And he's speaking in sort of these strange cyber sounds I can't decipher.
00:41:52.000 Okay, well, thank you for your input.
00:41:55.000 Not sure you're helping.
00:42:00.000 How about this?
00:42:01.000 And we think we have it bad here, but this woman, Caroline Farrell, I asked you to try to get a hold of her, robot man. 0.99
00:42:07.000 3-4, I bet you didn't do anything about it and totally forgot it.
00:42:13.000 That's possible.
00:42:15.000 It's the norm.
00:42:17.000 I'm just trying to stay on brand.
00:42:20.000 No, I'm just kidding.
00:42:20.000 I will reach out.
00:42:21.000 So you didn't do anything about that?
00:42:23.000 Nay.
00:42:25.000 And why not?
00:42:26.000 I think it was on a Sunday, and then I just had forgot about it.
00:42:29.000 So anything I sent you in a Sunday is garbage.
00:42:30.000 No, but we were probably...
00:42:35.000 October 5th.
00:42:38.000 So this woman objects to Drag Queen Story Hour stuff. 0.56
00:42:43.000 She says there's only two gender. 1.00
00:42:45.000 The police come to her door.
00:42:48.000 We've got to get her on the show, man.
00:42:50.000 I need to talk to her.
00:42:51.000 She's a broadcaster who received some media attention in 2018 for stating the suddenly taboo fact that people cannot change sex.
00:42:58.000 Unfortunately for her, this brought her to the attention of Dr. Adrian Harup, who's this psychotic, gay. 1.00
00:43:05.000 He has an actual doctor, stalker, who torments anyone who says anything remotely trans.
00:43:11.000 He'd already demonstrated his contempt and hostility towards any women who dared speak that view aloud.
00:43:22.000 Go to her thread on 3.5.
00:43:24.000 I'm getting paranoid.
00:43:25.000 This is from 2018 and I'm an idiot.
00:43:32.000 No, this is 2022.
00:43:34.000 So here she is, right?
00:43:36.000 This is four years after her first sin.
00:43:39.000 Tea time doing a roast chicken.
00:43:41.000 Two coppers come in.
00:43:43.000 Next, they demand that she open the door.
00:43:55.000 What are you doing, Ryan?
00:43:59.000 So she goes, do you have a warrant?
00:44:02.000 They go, we don't need one, and force their way in. 1.00
00:44:06.000 They take all her devices, the homework iPad.
00:44:10.000 Her kids can't do homework anymore.
00:44:13.000 Then she gets frisked, shoved in a cop car, and taken down to the police station where all of her jewelry was taken off.
00:44:20.000 In case she uses it as a weapon, I guess.
00:44:23.000 Next.
00:44:28.000 Custody Serge was a bit embarrassed.
00:44:29.000 He told me that emailing people malicious messages was a crime.
00:44:33.000 I hadn't emailed anyone, but I allegedly wrote some insulting messages on the internet.
00:44:39.000 I got shown a lot of posts from Kiwi Farms, Real Mother Foria, and Kit Kat.
00:44:45.000 I was asked to explain a cartoon that Kit Kat has posted.
00:44:48.000 She said that wasn't me.
00:44:50.000 Husband was furious, videoed the whole encounter, blah, blah, blah.
00:44:54.000 Police wanted to go to the parish office and seize my devices.
00:44:56.000 Husband said no.
00:44:57.000 Or her husband's a priest, by the way.
00:45:00.000 They needed a warrant.
00:45:01.000 Police asked why they shouldn't just go in there.
00:45:04.000 And the husband said, because we don't trust the police.
00:45:07.000 Like the cop's angle is, look, if you're innocent, why would you care?
00:45:11.000 As I was driving off, I asked husband to tell work that my machine had been stolen.
00:45:14.000 Six foot three copper said, seized, actually, not stolen.
00:45:19.000 This is where we're headed, folks.
00:45:22.000 They're going to make it illegal to criticize this whole process.
00:45:26.000 And again, no one gives a shit about drag queens. 1.00
00:45:28.000 We didn't care until you went Near the kids.
00:45:32.000 Look at the history of drag queens.
00:45:34.000 You've been in every movie.
00:45:35.000 You're the background behind me right now.
00:45:37.000 Go full screen on me, Ryan.
00:45:40.000 Like, you're mainstream.
00:45:42.000 That's John Laguzziamo.
00:45:43.000 That's what, Patrick Swayze and Wesley Snipes?
00:45:47.000 Like, it's, we never had a problem.
00:45:49.000 Just stay away from the kids.
00:45:51.000 And I like that now gays are on board, too, going, what, this is fucked up. 1.00
00:45:57.000 Or furries even.
00:45:58.000 Furries are transphobic.
00:46:00.000 Did you know that?
00:46:01.000 Go to 3-0.
00:46:12.000 Bag it!
00:46:13.000 And you know what?
00:46:14.000 I suck dick for cock! 1.00
00:46:16.000 Alright?
00:46:17.000 I suck dick for cock? 0.98
00:46:19.000 Dick for cock! 1.00
00:46:20.000 Suck dick for cock. 1.00
00:46:22.000 Hey! 0.99
00:46:26.000 Press the charges!
00:46:28.000 Press the charges!
00:46:29.000 Pressing charges!
00:46:31.000 Press the charges!
00:46:33.000 Look, his legs work.
00:46:34.000 Look, you can't...
00:46:42.000 You can't do that if you're paralyzed.
00:46:45.000 You can only drag your legs behind you.
00:46:47.000 And you know what?
00:46:48.000 I sucked dick for cock. 0.97
00:46:49.000 All right?
00:46:50.000 I sucked dick for cock. 0.97
00:46:52.000 Suck dick for cock! 1.00
00:46:54.000 No, you're right.
00:46:55.000 It's suck dick for cock. 0.94
00:46:56.000 Pressing charges.
00:47:04.000 Hey, grab the rubber. 1.00
00:47:05.000 You attacked and disabled trans people. 1.00
00:47:08.000 Here's some gay and trans people fighting.
00:47:10.000 It's always fun.
00:47:16.000 This is my favorite thing.
00:47:17.000 The cannibalization of the left.
00:47:20.000 Wait, no, no.
00:47:21.000 I said 3-6.
00:47:23.000 3-6.
00:47:27.000 Far-left pro-trans protesters confronted gay, lesbian, and deep-transition people of color who were protesting the American Academy of Pediatrics Convention.
00:47:36.000 So they're saying, the normal gays are saying, leave kids alone, and then the fake gays who call themselves trans are attacking the gays. 0.86
00:47:46.000 These are your allies, by the way, gays.
00:47:48.000 These are the people that joined your thing, even though they're not gay. 0.78
00:47:53.000 Save the tomboys. 0.77
00:47:54.000 love that shirt.
00:47:55.000 Protect trans youth!
00:48:12.000 Protect trans It's got a good vibe to it.
00:48:20.000 And then let's just jump to 3-7 and see what happens when you bombard a pretty young girl with hormone blockers and testosterone. 1.00
00:48:28.000 What does she become?
00:48:29.000 Does she look like a normal dude?
00:48:31.000 Or does she look like a sad, weird, androgynous, androgynous, weak, balding man?
00:48:39.000 This is 3-7.
00:48:44.000 So I got out of my haircut.
00:48:47.000 That's your ex-girlfriend. 1.00
00:48:49.000 That's the girl you went to prom with. 0.91
00:48:51.000 Because I'm tired of watching my hair thin out, and it's less distressing if I shave it.
00:48:56.000 So when I talk about being too far gone, I don't really know what else to call it.
00:49:02.000 This is what I mean.
00:49:03.000 This is how deep my voice is.
00:49:06.000 It's gotten deeper over time, and it's settled.
00:49:10.000 This is what I mean by hair loss.
00:49:12.000 And it just keeps getting worse.
00:49:13.000 It keeps thinning.
00:49:14.000 It keeps receding backwards.
00:49:17.000 You know, and I'm not exactly sure that's coming back.
00:49:20.000 Those are the main things when I talk about being androgenized to a point of no return.
00:49:26.000 I really don't see those being fixable.
00:49:29.000 So that's what I talk about, honey.
00:49:31.000 You know, just kind of staying how I am, regardless of how I feel.
00:49:36.000 That's why, just because I don't really see me personally being able to come back from what's happened, from what's happened so far.
00:49:42.000 So I hope that's not a problem.
00:49:43.000 So that's someone who's unhappy with their decision.
00:49:46.000 And let's look at someone 3-8 who's still dealing with their decision.
00:49:51.000 How are they doing?
00:49:55.000 Many AFAB non-binary folks or trans men or trans mask folks, I do not feel trans or non-binary enough.
00:50:03.000 It's a very difficult thing to feel.
00:50:04.000 And I think it's one of the big factors that made me not come out and be open about being non-binary for so long.
00:50:10.000 And I think it's something that does hold me a lot of others from coming out as non-binary or trans and things like that because we simply don't feel enough.
00:50:20.000 It's painfully easy to compare ourselves to the people who talk about being tomboys their whole childhood and knowing the whole time that they were trans or they were non-binary and to the people who end up achieving this like perfect androgyny and no, no one who's non-binary owes you androgyny, but as someone who is non-binary, there's so much internalized transphobia and it's just so hard for me to extend that kindness to myself.
00:50:49.000 And all of these things make me feel like I'm not enough.
00:50:52.000 But a very big step for me in transitioning was actually getting plastic surgery and gender-affirming plastic surgery at that.
00:50:59.000 And I didn't go for top or bottom surgery.
00:51:01.000 I actually went for some pretty subtle surgeries.
00:51:03.000 I went for some masculinizing work on my torso and along my face.
00:51:06.000 But I also, as many of you know, I am non-binary.
00:51:09.000 And like many a Were you able to comb through that bramble?
00:51:14.000 No.
00:51:15.000 I got cuts all over my legs from thorns.
00:51:21.000 I think she's saying she's jealous that other trans people seem to become trans so easily.
00:51:30.000 And she's still struggling.
00:51:32.000 She still feels like a chick. 0.99
00:51:34.000 She's just a tomboy. 1.00
00:51:36.000 And she wants to be more trans. 0.97
00:51:39.000 Everybody knows you never go full-by time.
00:51:44.000 Let's briefly say hi to feminism. 1.00
00:51:48.000 Do we want the tro? 1.00
00:51:50.000 Yeah, sure.
00:51:51.000 Make it short.
00:51:51.000 Let's get a little tro in here.
00:51:53.000 Who here identifies as a feminist? 1.00
00:51:55.000 We are the storm.
00:51:57.000 The very form of change that the world has been waiting for.
00:52:01.000 I'm not alone.
00:52:03.000 I should be...
00:52:06.000 They said I was too pretty to fight.
00:52:10.000 Who said that?
00:52:11.000 What?
00:52:12.000 They said I was too pretty to fight.
00:52:14.000 That's my favorite part.
00:52:16.000 What?
00:52:17.000 Who said that?
00:52:17.000 No one said that.
00:52:18.000 No one said that.
00:52:19.000 The meet is going to see this because they want you to be fat and passive.
00:52:22.000 The end of men streaming now in Fox Nation.
00:52:25.000 Wait, we already talked about this, didn't we?
00:52:26.000 2-6?
00:52:27.000 We did.
00:52:27.000 I think we did.
00:52:28.000 We'd probably get one of the guys who worked on it on the show.
00:52:32.000 They just had.
00:52:33.000 Have you already forgot about Carolyn Farrell, and that's never going to get done?
00:52:36.000 No, I sent the message already.
00:52:38.000 So he just had the Royal Egg Nationalist guy on the show.
00:52:44.000 And that's a big deal, too.
00:52:47.000 Tucker did.
00:52:49.000 Yes.
00:52:50.000 Okay.
00:52:51.000 I'd love to change the world.
00:52:54.000 This sort of relates to the other mental illness we were talking about.
00:52:59.000 Now, at the beginning of the show, I showed you some protesters, and I thought, are you saying what I'm saying in my head, which is just kick him in the head?
00:53:07.000 And when you see a successful artist who does things like hangs carpets at 45 degrees, are you saying what I'm saying, which is, I'm jealous.
00:53:14.000 That seems like an awesome job.
00:53:16.000 You just come up with stupid shit and everyone has to build it?
00:53:19.000 And third, when you see these things, are you just thinking blowjobs, blowjobs, blowjobs?
00:53:30.000 Also, she better have knee pads. 1.00
00:53:32.000 Just one minute.
00:53:41.000 Hey, come on in.
00:53:42.000 Hey, suck my cock. 1.00
00:53:44.000 How's your walk?
00:53:46.000 You want a treat?
00:53:47.000 Yeah?
00:53:48.000 You want a treat?
00:53:49.000 Okay, I'll get you a treat.
00:53:51.000 My name's Danny, and I'm a puppy girl just looking for head pats.
00:53:54.000 My name is Jack, and I'm Danny.
00:53:56.000 And I love blowjobs.
00:53:59.000 You want something sweet?
00:53:59.000 Plenty.
00:54:02.000 He likes her fat, so he gives her Twizzlers. 0.99
00:54:04.000 It's definitely a more nutritious treat.
00:54:07.000 Don't dogs have a lot of cardio?
00:54:08.000 She acts like a puppy, and they can either have an eye.
00:54:11.000 Well, especially if she goes on walks by herself.
00:54:14.000 Right.
00:54:14.000 Play with dog toys, and it's just really fun.
00:54:17.000 You want to go for a run?
00:54:19.000 Keep running.
00:54:21.000 Maybe she's that fat from all the cum she drinks. 1.00
00:54:24.000 Maybe.
00:54:24.000 Because he just fucks her face 24 hours a day.
00:54:26.000 What are the macros in cum?
00:54:29.000 Once he was, I kind of just spilled it like, okay, cool.
00:54:33.000 I'm actually into puppy play.
00:54:34.000 I like acting like a puppy.
00:54:36.000 You should buy me a bowl.
00:54:37.000 Yeah, it was pretty like spontaneous kind of.
00:54:39.000 Yeah.
00:54:40.000 I've had chronic anxiety and panic attacks since I was a kid.
00:54:44.000 Puppy play is this really great coping skill.
00:54:48.000 When I've had a really stressful day, I can come home and just kind of lose myself in that puppy space and he'll take care of me.
00:54:58.000 Doesn't he look like a dude who's been overblown?
00:55:01.000 You know what I remember I said that?
00:55:02.000 I don't like black guys with green eyes because they got too many BJs and it drained their brain. 1.00
00:55:06.000 A himbo. 1.00
00:55:07.000 You can get so many blowjobs, it drains your brain. 0.77
00:55:10.000 Like he's up to four a day.
00:55:12.000 That's not good for your IQ.
00:55:14.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:55:20.000 All the Twizzlers.
00:55:22.000 It makes her happy and just seeing her get all playful and we can be silly, that just, you know, it's been a really good experience.
00:55:31.000 For me, dressing up in the hard puppy play.
00:55:34.000 How many Twizzlers has she had? 1.00
00:55:35.000 All my puppy stuff.
00:55:37.000 This is the first collar that I ever bought.
00:55:40.000 It's my favorite one still.
00:55:41.000 And this was my newest ear and tail set.
00:55:44.000 I love this one.
00:55:49.000 Well, it's been real, guys, but I think we're done here.
00:55:53.000 She was depravity. 0.92
00:55:55.000 All right, let's get to the mailbag.
00:55:59.000 I'm going to get my computer.
00:56:00.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.
00:56:04.000 Let's turn our price together.
00:56:10.000 Let me touch it.
00:56:11.000 Let me touch it.
00:56:32.000 Okay.
00:56:36.000 I son of this sort of exem on his neck.
00:56:40.000 My eldest boy, the teenager.
00:56:43.000 And then he also had like this sort of marks here that I thought were zits, but they're not.
00:56:52.000 Okay, have you noticed I'm wheezing on the show and rubbing my nose a lot?
00:56:55.000 Yeah, it's been a little wheezy, rubby.
00:56:57.000 And I wasn't before I started the show.
00:56:59.000 I might have some sort of allergic reaction to Gatorade.
00:57:01.000 Oh.
00:57:07.000 Oh, she replied, sure.
00:57:10.000 Oh, great.
00:57:15.000 Okay, say Skype?
00:57:21.000 We're doing pins, right, by the way?
00:57:23.000 What?
00:57:23.000 We're doing pins?
00:57:25.000 What are pins?
00:57:26.000 Uh, pinned, uh, flagged.
00:57:29.000 Yeah, don't worry about that.
00:57:30.000 Why don't we get around right now?
00:57:32.000 Oh, okay.
00:57:36.000 Say like, I realize this is kind of short notice, but what about right now?
00:57:48.000 See what she says.
00:57:51.000 I'll read a letter while you do that.
00:57:55.000 Uh-oh, I'm low on bats.
00:57:57.000 Hey guys, what do you think about this?
00:57:58.000 My brother's baby mama got arrested for using drugs, and drugs were found in her baby's system.
00:58:03.000 Oh, my God.
00:58:05.000 So if she's breastfeeding, like doing Coke and then breastfeeding, you can kill a baby with that. 1.00
00:58:10.000 My brother's son with her didn't have any drugs in his system, but she lost all her custody to the children.
00:58:16.000 Good.
00:58:18.000 Now my DCYF tried to get, I don't know what that is, tried to get my brother to sign a form that would give custody to his son.
00:58:26.000 Custody to his son to the state as well.
00:58:28.000 You fuckers and your shitty grammar.
00:58:31.000 Like, I don't know what DCYF is.
00:58:34.000 And you have no punctuation here.
00:58:36.000 Now, DCYF tried to get my brother to sign a form that would give custody to his son to the state as well.
00:58:44.000 Custody of his son to the state.
00:58:48.000 Even no.
00:58:50.000 Not though, even no.
00:58:53.000 He has nothing to do.
00:58:54.000 You know what?
00:58:54.000 You fucked up.
00:58:55.000 You just killed those kids.
00:58:56.000 You're a fucking loser.
00:58:58.000 I'm not reading your letter anymore.
00:58:59.000 If you can't take the time to talk about something as important as custody issues and not spell things right and make it clear, then you don't care.
00:59:11.000 So fuck you. 0.68
00:59:13.000 Suit fabric pattern print.
00:59:16.000 Hey, Mugavbi and Master of the Fags on I made a pattern for Mugabe style, but with Gavin's face, this could have gone in Me News.
00:59:26.000 It looks pretty cool.
00:59:27.000 I'm not sure that is exactly what Mugabe's patterns were.
00:59:34.000 He more has like one face here, one face here.
00:59:36.000 I mean, I guess we could do that too.
00:59:39.000 But thank you very much.
00:59:41.000 Are you pulling that up anytime soon?
00:59:43.000 I'm messaging with her right now and sent her a pic so she knows it's us.
00:59:50.000 Okay.
00:59:50.000 Mugab.
00:59:52.000 This one's called Suit Fabric Pattern Print.
00:59:55.000 Suit Fabric Pattern Print.
00:59:57.000 Oh, wow, I do see that.
00:59:59.000 That's all right.
00:59:59.000 That's cool.
01:00:00.000 We've already moved on from that, though.
01:00:01.000 But it's cool.
01:00:02.000 Yo, Gavin Ryan, my son is an eight-month-old toddler baby, and the little shit squirms like crazy when he's getting a diaper change.
01:00:08.000 It's like wrestling a baby alligator printing.
01:00:10.000 You know what the Filipina nannies do? 1.00
01:00:12.000 What?
01:00:12.000 They put the dink in their mouth.
01:00:14.000 What the fuck?
01:00:15.000 And he goes from like, wah, to what?
01:00:20.000 Yeah, they blow a baby. 1.00
01:00:22.000 Wow.
01:00:24.000 I can relate to this.
01:00:25.000 My daughter just started doing that. 1.00
01:00:26.000 It's terrible.
01:00:28.000 Well, you just got to be like, da-ba-dee-ba-da-ba-da-da. 0.99
01:00:31.000 Yeah.
01:00:33.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:00:34.000 You know, if you have two people there, I find one thing that really helps is crumpling a piece of paper.
01:00:43.000 When my daughter, when my daughter was a baby, she cut her hand on some glass when she was crawling.
01:00:48.000 Long story, bad parenting.
01:00:50.000 But as they were stitching her hand, I didn't want her looking down or squirming, right?
01:00:55.000 So I took a paper bag and I was like, hey, what's going on?
01:00:58.000 She was like, oh, well, however old you are when you're crawling, like eight months.
01:01:03.000 So I started eating the bag, the paper bag, in front of her, and she was just like, and she got the stitches. 0.97
01:01:13.000 She was getting stitches also because she's a snitch. 1.00
01:01:16.000 Yeah, that's true.
01:01:17.000 I figure I'd reach out to his unofficial godfather for advice to solve this issue.
01:01:22.000 So that's the best I can do.
01:01:25.000 Unofficial godfather, that reminds me, would you like to be the godfather to my daughter Daphne?
01:01:33.000 Wow.
01:01:34.000 Yes.
01:01:35.000 Why is this coming out now?
01:01:37.000 Because Godfather just came up.
01:01:39.000 I was going to ask you today because we set up the baptism.
01:01:44.000 And I was like, let me ask now.
01:01:45.000 I'm kind of a last-minute guy.
01:01:48.000 But it's good content for the show.
01:01:50.000 It is great content.
01:01:51.000 But why did you wait almost a year?
01:01:53.000 For a baptism?
01:01:54.000 No, to make me the Godfather.
01:01:56.000 Because we have to, that happens with the baptism, right?
01:02:00.000 No, you just say it.
01:02:01.000 Oh.
01:02:02.000 I thought.
01:02:02.000 No, you need to prove that you're Catholic, that you go to a church.
01:02:07.000 Oh.
01:02:08.000 But it's on, I think it'll be November 12th, noon.
01:02:12.000 It'll take like an hour.
01:02:14.000 Yes, I'm in.
01:02:15.000 Yes.
01:02:16.000 Pretty cool.
01:02:17.000 Godfather.
01:02:18.000 Now you can do this.
01:02:20.000 I'm the Godfather.
01:02:21.000 That's my third female god baby. 1.00
01:02:23.000 No kidding.
01:02:25.000 Hopefully that it's your top priority.
01:02:27.000 It'll be the top goddaughter. 0.96
01:02:30.000 So you know that if you and your wife die, I get the kid.
01:02:33.000 Yes.
01:02:34.000 But not if you murder us or if something that you set forth in a sort of clause.
01:02:41.000 That should be in an asterisk at the bottom.
01:02:43.000 P.S. If he kills us, obviously, no.
01:02:51.000 The deal's off.
01:02:54.000 Sup, homos, do you think why all these politicians are like, so this is your sentence. 1.00
01:03:02.000 Do you think why all these politicians and journalists are cheering for nuclear war is because they have no kids and aren't, spelled wrong, married, so what do they have to lose?
01:03:13.000 We found our black subscriber.
01:03:17.000 Okay, so that goes.
01:03:20.000 Sup, homos, comma. 1.00
01:03:23.000 Do you think, not why, do you think all these politicians and journalists are cheering for nuclear war, not is because, because they have no kids and aren't with an E, married? 0.67
01:03:38.000 Question mark.
01:03:40.000 So what do they have to lose is extraneous.
01:03:44.000 But if you insist on putting it in, you could be there.
01:03:52.000 They figure they have nothing left to lose.
01:03:55.000 So why not?
01:03:58.000 Anyway, really bad grammar, dude.
01:04:01.000 Really tough to read some of these fucking letters.
01:04:03.000 And it just makes me mad because I'm sitting here saying, read, read a book.
01:04:07.000 Doesn't that have to be crazy?
01:04:08.000 Doesn't that have to be, you know, Kierkegaard?
01:04:12.000 And then you are all like, no, we're good watching TV every night.
01:04:15.000 And then you write me these emails where you do not have the language at your disposal.
01:04:20.000 And as Jordan Peterson points out, if you don't have the language at your disposal, you can't think.
01:04:25.000 You don't have your brain at your disposal.
01:04:30.000 Hey, driving from Minnesota and got a couple kids, need to figure out baby duties so the wife and I can go to the show. 1.00
01:04:35.000 You said West.
01:04:36.000 Any other helpful info?
01:04:38.000 Yes.
01:04:39.000 Have you got that ready, Ryan?
01:04:41.000 I do.
01:04:41.000 Oh, good.
01:04:42.000 So we can just, well, I guess we'll just clip this.
01:04:44.000 So starting now.
01:04:47.000 Okay.
01:04:48.000 People have been asking us for the Chicago thing.
01:04:52.000 Wow, it really is right on the water, huh?
01:04:55.000 It looks like it's flooded.
01:04:58.000 They're asking us where is the show going To be so they can get a hotel, get a babysitter, that kind of stuff.
01:05:03.000 We'll announce the venue closer to the date, but we know how, if you look at how psycho everyone is being about my talk at Penn State, you can see what they do to venues when they find out early.
01:05:14.000 They destroyed the Republican Club, the Manhattan Metropolitan Club, I should say, the night before I did my talk there.
01:05:20.000 So do you have got, have you got a red circle, Rye Guy?
01:05:23.000 I do.
01:05:25.000 So let me find out.
01:05:28.000 The Gen Air.
01:05:31.000 Let me see.
01:05:33.000 So a nice area is this circle here, or Wheaton?
01:05:41.000 Yeah, anywhere around this circle.
01:05:44.000 You know, like Glendale Heights.
01:05:45.000 And you could look this up.
01:05:46.000 Really nice area.
01:05:47.000 They have a fucking country club and shit.
01:05:50.000 If you get a hotel anywhere near this circle, anywhere the southwest of the O'Hare National Airport, you'll be within 20 minutes of the show.
01:05:59.000 So you can be in Wheaton, Lombard, Glendale Heights, Addison.
01:06:04.000 That looks far.
01:06:05.000 Even Naperville.
01:06:06.000 No, I actually checked out the driving time.
01:06:11.000 Like if you're in an Uber or something.
01:06:12.000 Uh-huh.
01:06:14.000 Anywhere?
01:06:14.000 Chicago to...
01:06:17.000 Naperville?
01:06:18.000 Wheaton?
01:06:20.000 You can do Wheaton.
01:06:22.000 Wheaton, Illinois.
01:06:24.000 Drive.
01:06:26.000 Done.
01:06:28.000 It's like an hour.
01:06:30.000 This is an hour from Chicago.
01:06:34.000 That's good.
01:06:36.000 Wait, you didn't send it to the venue, though, right?
01:06:37.000 Because we're outside of Chicago proper.
01:06:40.000 So no, but I just chose this town.
01:06:44.000 And it's 52 minutes from Chicago.
01:06:46.000 Good.
01:06:47.000 Chicago is bad.
01:06:48.000 We are not in Chicago.
01:06:49.000 We just like to bill it as Chicago because it sounds...
01:07:04.000 Okay.
01:07:04.000 Okay, that's taking some getting used to, but okay, okay.
01:07:07.000 And we have a 10% off coupon code, promo code Gavin, when you're checking out at Eventbrite.
01:07:15.000 That's a good deal.
01:07:16.000 That goes for VIP tickets and regular general admission.
01:07:20.000 So there you have it, folks.
01:07:22.000 All right, I think we're out of time here.
01:07:24.000 Let's get to the final vid.
01:07:26.000 Oh, and Kidoke.
01:07:33.000 Oh, and Kidoke.
01:07:48.000 Let's end with some nice shit.
01:07:50.000 Let's see if we can make ourselves cry.
01:07:53.000 Okay?
01:07:53.000 Now, this is not veterans coming home to surprise their children.
01:07:59.000 I think I'm going to get through these no problem.
01:08:01.000 Okay.
01:08:01.000 You ready?
01:08:02.000 Yes.
01:08:03.000 Okay.
01:08:03.000 The first one is under tear jerks, and it's called Kids Bonding with Puppy.
01:08:09.000 This is it.
01:08:10.000 Yeah.
01:08:10.000 Okay.
01:08:10.000 So they're coming home.
01:08:12.000 This is Britain.
01:08:14.000 Hello.
01:08:14.000 Hi, boys.
01:08:19.000 It's him.
01:08:20.000 Now they must know with the cameras that this is not a small deal.
01:08:24.000 That's Evie! 1.00
01:08:26.000 Wait, what about the tats?
01:08:30.000 Where did the tats?
01:08:32.000 Look at her look. 0.99
01:08:34.000 The dog's hit his house.
01:08:36.000 We're keeping it more.
01:08:37.000 It's our butt.
01:08:38.000 It's our dog.
01:08:39.000 We're keeping it.
01:08:41.000 Yeah?
01:08:42.000 Hello, man.
01:08:44.000 What about the cat?
01:08:46.000 It'll be all right.
01:08:48.000 I've met her.
01:08:53.000 Oh, yeah.
01:08:57.000 She thinks she likes me already! 1.00
01:08:59.000 Are you happy?
01:09:01.000 Yeah.
01:09:03.000 Awwww! 1.00
01:09:05.000 What?
01:09:07.000 Oh, John!
01:09:08.000 Oh, John!
01:09:13.000 Alright, a little moist.
01:09:15.000 A little moist.
01:09:16.000 Yeah, moist.
01:09:17.000 Tiny bit moist.
01:09:19.000 And that's just dogs.
01:09:20.000 I mean.
01:09:21.000 Yeah.
01:09:22.000 Let's do the next one right below that.
01:09:24.000 See what we can do here.
01:09:26.000 Let's blow this sucker up. 0.85
01:09:29.000 Meeting his brother for the first time.
01:09:30.000 Ooh.
01:09:32.000 Now we're dealing with humans.
01:09:34.000 Okay, here we go.
01:09:35.000 Where's Hudson?
01:09:39.000 Hi.
01:09:40.000 Mommy, where's Hudson?
01:09:42.000 He's right here.
01:09:43.000 That's your brother.
01:09:46.000 Right here.
01:09:46.000 Passing him.
01:09:49.000 Wow.
01:09:51.000 What do you think?
01:09:52.000 What do you think?
01:10:00.000 You're my best friend, whatever.
01:10:02.000 I'm really, baby.
01:10:06.000 That's so good.
01:10:09.000 I'm so good.
01:10:10.000 Okay, a little moisture.
01:10:12.000 Little moisture.
01:10:13.000 I was annoyed by her bare feet in the hospital. 0.83
01:10:16.000 That helped.
01:10:19.000 Let's do 61 and see if we can get these out of the gate and down to the cheeks. 0.74
01:10:24.000 Okay.
01:10:25.000 Out of the gate and into the cheeks. 0.78
01:10:27.000 I think that's a Dio lyric.
01:10:28.000 *music*
01:10:46.000 You can talk to her.
01:10:50.000 She can't talk back, but she knows what you're saying.
01:10:52.000 Yeah, you can talk.
01:10:53.000 You can say whatever you want to her.
01:10:54.000 Okay.
01:10:54.000 Here you go.
01:11:09.000 Okay, that's some winners there.
01:11:11.000 That was some stuff.
01:11:12.000 Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop crying.
01:11:17.000 Plan B, ain't no nigga cuffing me. 1.00
01:11:19.000 You can't put me on the shelf, bitch. 1.00
01:11:21.000 I'm outside with the pleat.
01:11:22.000 All these bitches having babies, but that ain't finna be me. 1.00
01:11:25.000 Said he wanna settle down, niggas selling all these dreams. 1.00
01:11:28.000 He got one kid, two kids, three kids.
01:11:33.000 That's a mini move.
01:11:35.000 And I'm only twenty fucking got a couple years to go.
01:11:38.000 I don't need a baby shitter, cause this baby gotta go. 1.00
01:11:41.000 It's a shortage on the milk, and them diapers be expensive.
01:11:44.000 I ain't tryna be a milk, so I swallow all his children. 0.97
01:11:47.000 I got hyphi in my blood, so you know I'm big dipping.
01:11:50.000 Niggas tryna fall in love, tell them niggas I ain't with it. 1.00
01:11:53.000 I done took care of niggas, now it's time to care for me. 1.00