Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S04E177 - KANYE FOR PRESIDENT

00:00:03.000 I did it my way Regrets Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McGinnis to mention I did what I had to do Saw it through without exception

00:00:33.000 I planned each charted course Each careful step Along the byway And

00:00:47.000 more, much more than this I did it my way I did it my way We love you, Frank Sinatra What a beautiful soul And that's for $7.8 million To intimidate everybody They'll never get $1 million It's all a lie That's not a bad idea

00:01:17.000 I'm gonna give Take your time for a shot I think Why did I take it I'm so impressed Without exception Plan Destroy a course I did What I had to do

00:01:45.000 Again, if you're doing a Sid Vicious impersonation I highly recommend you exhale your air first So All the words come from empty lungs I was playing with some kids today It was so fun They just didn't give a toss about anything How are you, Ryan?

00:02:08.000 I'm doing great I have a new pen today That's exciting Yeah, I really worn out the last one And there's nothing like a new pen I'd sell these on the site But they say CRTV Get off my lawn Which was, of course, two companies ago I've been fired many times since How was your weekend?

00:02:26.000 It was pretty grand I'd say it was spectacular You know, when you haven't worn a suit in a while You go, why don't I wear this suit anymore?

00:02:33.000 And you go, oh yeah Because it has this weird lump on it I hate that lump This lump on this suit?

00:02:39.000 On my suit I have the same lump It's from wearing a backpack for mine The padding slipped I would buy you suits back before I had Need a Fashion Save the Day And you'd always be like Wow, why'd someone get rid of this?

00:02:51.000 Because it has a weird lump Go away Out, damn spot Out, damn spot You know what could be helpful?

00:03:00.000 I was thinking about getting Anita Fashion Suit I missed their The window of time where they're in the city But I'm going to do it with them on Zoom And see if we can record it So that way you can see how easy the process is Oh yeah And what you can get used to Good idea Yep Let's see the other guess they both do I don't know what that's trying to discipline you to do like a tie is supposed to discipline you to keep your head up although I made this one so big I look like Elmo's friend hi I'm David You know the guy with the mustache?

00:03:29.000 Oh yeah, yeah, spaghetti boy or whatever?

00:03:31.000 Mr. Noodles.

00:03:32.000 Mr. Noodles.

00:03:33.000 I may have mister Noodled my collar a little bit.

00:03:36.000 I just hate being constrained.

00:03:38.000 When you have a fat neck, you get constrained.

00:03:43.000 Yeah, that guy.

00:03:46.000 He's got a lot of neck room.

00:03:48.000 Yeah, that's a good insult.

00:03:50.000 Dude, what's with your collar?

00:03:51.000 You look like Elmo's friend.

00:03:54.000 That's what he is, right?

00:03:55.000 It's not his boss.

00:03:56.000 No.

00:03:57.000 What are they roommates?

00:03:58.000 You're fired, Elmo.

00:03:59.000 Are they friends?

00:04:00.000 Are they roommates?

00:04:01.000 Oh, there's a new Mr. Noodles.

00:04:03.000 I know that guy.

00:04:04.000 I recognize that guy.

00:04:05.000 I think that's the original.

00:04:06.000 Isn't that the OG?

00:04:08.000 That looks like he's from our day.

00:04:10.000 Yeah.

00:04:11.000 I definitely remember the first guy you showed with my kids.

00:04:16.000 My fucking eldest boy is over six feet tall now.

00:04:19.000 That's wild.

00:04:20.000 I got my new boots.

00:04:22.000 I love saying the word boots.

00:04:23.000 I got my thorough good boots.

00:04:25.000 Don't worry, we'll explain everything on our blue-collar chic segment.

00:04:27.000 But they make me, I think I'm under five.

00:04:31.000 I was five, ten and a half.

00:04:33.000 I think I'm five, ten and a quarter now.

00:04:34.000 I'm shrinking.

00:04:36.000 And these boots make me like five, 11 and a half.

00:04:41.000 You're a giant.

00:04:42.000 It's uncomfortable.

00:04:43.000 I'm a giant in them.

00:04:44.000 And then I stand next to my son.

00:04:45.000 I go, what do you think of my new boots?

00:04:47.000 I'm taller than you.

00:04:48.000 And he goes, no, you're not, shrimp.

00:04:50.000 And I go, oh, yeah, let's measure.

00:04:52.000 I measured.

00:04:53.000 He's like six and a quarter.

00:04:56.000 Dang.

00:04:58.000 Luckily, these teens, they have the body of a worm. 0.97

00:05:04.000 So like his bike has a quick release thing on the front, and he went off a jump and it came out and he couldn't get it out.

00:05:10.000 And your father's always stronger than you.

00:05:12.000 So I could just, he's like, it's bent steel.

00:05:14.000 It's ruined.

00:05:14.000 I was like, no, it's not.

00:05:16.000 Yeah.

00:05:19.000 Ha ha ha.

00:05:21.000 I was thinking, remember the height question I asked you when you Google somebody's height?

00:05:25.000 Like Ronnie James Dio.

00:05:27.000 Rest in peace.

00:05:28.000 But when he was alive, at the end of his life, he shrunk, right?

00:05:33.000 Shranked.

00:05:34.000 But yeah, he shrinked.

00:05:35.000 He was hanged.

00:05:36.000 And that's how he died.

00:05:38.000 Pretty metal.

00:05:39.000 But do they give you the height for when they were at their most young?

00:05:43.000 No, that's me, dude.

00:05:44.000 No one tells you anything about aging.

00:05:45.000 I didn't know you shrinked.

00:05:46.000 Oh, I know you shrinked.

00:05:48.000 And I didn't know you'd need glasses to read.

00:05:52.000 No one told me that.

00:05:55.000 But I do.

00:05:56.000 We all do.

00:05:58.000 They have the buckles here.

00:05:59.000 And you can kind of cinch it tighter if you want.

00:06:02.000 All good.

00:06:02.000 Still don't like them.

00:06:04.000 So these are my boots.

00:06:07.000 Every time you say boots, I think of that.

00:06:09.000 These are my boots.

00:06:12.000 I've got a semi-bone to pick with you, speaking of music, by the way.

00:06:15.000 Oh, no.

00:06:15.000 I don't know how my phone works to this day.

00:06:17.000 I'm a boomer, basically.

00:06:19.000 And I thought you were messaging me in Instagram.

00:06:23.000 No.

00:06:23.000 So I click on it, and I'm like, what is this?

00:06:26.000 And it's an audio recording or live?

00:06:30.000 And you're talking about Jimi Hendrix and how.

00:06:32.000 Oh, that's on Twitter.

00:06:34.000 Okay.

00:06:35.000 So you're on Twitter, and what was that?

00:06:37.000 A live recording?

00:06:39.000 It's a space.

00:06:39.000 Remember that thing that blew up where the black person thing?

00:06:42.000 Yes.

00:06:42.000 So it's on Twitter now.

00:06:44.000 Yeah.

00:06:44.000 No, I think it's on Instagram.

00:06:46.000 Is it on Twitter?

00:06:47.000 I only have Twitter.

00:06:47.000 I don't have Instagram.

00:06:48.000 Oh, okay.

00:06:48.000 So it's on Twitter.

00:06:50.000 And you just get on there and you talked about how Jimi Hendrix is overrated and how awesome you are.

00:06:54.000 Yes.

00:06:55.000 But you can't play me that thing that that other kid played?

00:06:59.000 Yeah.

00:07:00.000 I could.

00:07:00.000 But you said you need a stratocaster?

00:07:02.000 No, no, for the tones, but I could do it.

00:07:03.000 Yeah.

00:07:04.000 I could take my Wolfgang and then put it on the middle pickup, the split pickup, and it would sound similar.

00:07:10.000 But yeah, a lot of it is his sound.

00:07:12.000 Like, if you think of Van Halen or you think of, I mean, these guys are sounding.

00:07:15.000 His sound is huge.

00:07:16.000 Steve Jones of the Sex Pistols.

00:07:18.000 His sound is everything.

00:07:19.000 Or Keith Richards, the way he strung his guitar.

00:07:22.000 Yeah, like the stringed, sorry.

00:07:24.000 Stranged.

00:07:25.000 And like ACDC's Angus Young, if you just play those chords, it doesn't sound like it, but if you get it through the type of amp you use with the heavy string.

00:07:33.000 And that's all part of it, though.

00:07:34.000 That's all the instrument.

00:07:36.000 Like the amp you choose and the tuning you do is all part of the instrument.

00:07:42.000 Totes.

00:07:43.000 So we'll see.

00:07:45.000 But anyway, I noticed at the end you had this sort of cunty stab at hardcore and punk where you were saying like, it's meant to sound like shit.

00:07:53.000 It's meant to be lo-fi.

00:07:54.000 And you guys, you scoff at Yingy Malmstein and geniuses like him.

00:08:00.000 Not genii.

00:08:02.000 Geniuses.

00:08:03.000 It's not octopi.

00:08:04.000 It's octopuses.

00:08:06.000 Okay?

00:08:06.000 Look it up.

00:08:07.000 Genii.

00:08:08.000 Genii and octopi are Latin.

00:08:10.000 Morons say it.

00:08:12.000 Sorry, Anthony said it.

00:08:12.000 So some people that say it are not morons, but it's not a thing.

00:08:16.000 It's geniuses.

00:08:17.000 It's octopuses.

00:08:19.000 But I want you to know, Ryan, that we don't hate really talented guitarists here in hardcore punk land.

00:08:29.000 We have plenty.

00:08:30.000 We hate gay, cornball, shitty music. 1.00

00:08:34.000 Okay, fair enough.

00:08:35.000 That's what Ingi is.

00:08:37.000 He sucks.

00:08:38.000 He's not talented.

00:08:41.000 He writes shitty songs and plays gay music. 1.00

00:08:45.000 What about Rush's Alex Liaz?

00:08:48.000 No one dislikes Rush except girls, and girls don't count in any discussion.

00:08:51.000 Those are the type of high-caliber solos that I was talking about where it's like...

00:08:58.000 I'm like a girls' record collection, no rush. 0.78

00:09:01.000 And I got some segments.

00:09:04.000 I've used that joke 300 20,000 times.

00:09:08.000 I've used that joke more than the dollars Alex Jones has been fined for getting something wrong.

00:09:13.000 It's a lot.

00:09:14.000 A Googleplex.

00:09:16.000 So I just picked out some songs wherein hardcore has very talented guitars just to show you that we're not incapable of fancy guitar work.

00:09:27.000 This is Suicidal Tendencies, You Can't Bring Me Down.

00:09:31.000 go back to the Who's this guy?

00:09:42.000 This is from Lights Camera Revolution.

00:09:47.000 It's about to get really beautiful here.

00:09:50.000 Look they're locked in a cage.

00:10:02.000 What a beautiful rift.

00:10:04.000 That is a nice riff.

00:10:06.000 Little chorus on there.

00:10:08.000 Let's get a soul in it. 0.99

00:10:09.000 There you go.

00:10:10.000 There you go.

00:10:23.000 That's nice.

00:10:23.000 �� Look out.

00:10:50.000 That's a band LA for like eight years.

00:10:55.000 Don't you realize all this banning our talks and comedy shows is making us stronger?

00:10:58.000 You're making us more appealing to theute.

00:11:02.000 What the hell's going on around here?

00:11:06.000 What the hell's going on around here?

00:11:09.000 And now we can enjoy rocking.

00:11:12.000 You know?

00:11:13.000 That's pretty cool.

00:11:14.000 You can enjoy some rock.

00:11:17.000 It's like the guy in the Pink Floyd song says, how can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?

00:11:21.000 So we eat our meat at the beginning, and then we get all that pudding.

00:11:25.000 Same with MDC, Chock Full of Shit.

00:11:29.000 This song, they had a fancy Spanish, the guy in the middle that looks like Jesus.

00:11:33.000 I think one of their kids thought he was Jesus.

00:11:36.000 So they thought, oh, that's funny.

00:11:37.000 Let's call this album Millions of Damn Christians, and we'll do the Last Supper on the cover. 0.98

00:11:40.000 Very anti-Christian album, which I can handle. 0.99

00:11:44.000 But he plays this beautiful Spanish guitar about the Nabob guy.

00:11:47.000 You know the guy who says, you're probably too young for this, but there's a commercial that was popular in the 70s where this guy's a meter stick and he goes to like the third world and he goes, if the beans aren't good enough, he casts the beans off the table and Nabob's not buying it that year.

00:12:01.000 And Dave MDC's point is like, fuck you.

00:12:04.000 We worked our asses off getting those beans.

00:12:06.000 So they hold him there and he has to pick beans on the plantation.

00:12:11.000 And his soup will get very dirty.

00:12:13.000 He'll drink some lye and choke.

00:12:16.000 you know, anti-capitalist stuff.

00:12:18.000 �� I guess he's going like this, right?

00:12:38.000 Yeah, it sounds like a nylon string.

00:12:47.000 Where are we going?

00:12:48.000 Where are we going?

00:12:54.000 you're in the wolf.

00:12:54.000 guitar solo

00:13:24.000 guitar solo Kind of reminds me of Little Miss Muffet.

00:13:43.000 You know the spider?

00:13:45.000 Coming down?

00:13:46.000 music plays Now it's exactly like the last one.

00:14:03.000 and we start picking up.

00:14:04.000 Thank you.

00:14:09.000 I used to be a judge for air guitar.

00:14:11.000 I used to teach it too.

00:14:12.000 It's good chords.

00:14:20.000 It looks very accurate.

00:14:21.000 You gotta make sure you always look at the frethead.

00:14:24.000 Because you're not that good.

00:14:27.000 You know Bob Mold.

00:14:28.000 Is this the only song of theirs that they whipped this out at?

00:14:31.000 Yep.

00:14:32.000 Wow.

00:14:40.000 Here he comes, another white suit.

00:14:43.000 Alexa Gente!

00:14:44.000 And then, of course, we have the Bad Brains.

00:14:46.000 Now, this isn't my favorite song, but it's a good place to showcase Daryl Jennifer's unbelievable metal skills.

00:14:55.000 All the amps and everything, they sound like Metallica on this album.

00:14:59.000 And I think Roadrunner Records was it?

00:15:02.000 Thought this is going to be the next big Metallica.

00:15:04.000 We're all going to get rich.

00:15:05.000 I do not know why this didn't take.

00:15:08.000 Maybe the lyrics?

00:15:14.000 That poppy snare?

00:15:18.000 Is that a snare?

00:15:19.000 Yeah.

00:15:21.000 sounds like it's like super tight snare I would like to be a hardcore conductor.

00:15:36.000 Yeah.

00:15:37.000 I need two of those little sticks, though.

00:15:40.000 I mean, one stick.

00:15:41.000 It's one.

00:15:41.000 I need my fingers.

00:15:42.000 It's one.

00:16:00.000 Listen to the guitar here.

00:16:05.000 Oh, we got there.

00:16:08.000 The lead guitar has this like whiny background.

00:16:13.000 When we were in a cover band, we tried to cover these.

00:16:16.000 We had to go back to like Band in DC and get some really simple four-chord doohickeys.

00:16:22.000 These guys are way too jazzy.

00:16:28.000 And then, of course, the other band you cannot cover if you're in a hardcore cover band.

00:16:33.000 Oh, we just lost a light.

00:16:35.000 And it's back.

00:16:36.000 Why, what happened?

00:16:37.000 Is it flickering?

00:16:38.000 It was, it's not anymore.

00:16:40.000 As long as the tricaster isn't affected, I don't care if I'm less lit.

00:16:43.000 I'm always lit, motherfucker.

00:16:44.000 Hell yeah.

00:16:45.000 Black. 0.93

00:16:46.000 I'm gasping for breath.

00:16:48.000 I jogged today.

00:16:49.000 Because I broke my hand.

00:16:50.000 I've been jogging.

00:16:51.000 I got a fracture.

00:16:52.000 I've been jogging with three-pound weights.

00:16:55.000 Half an hour.

00:16:56.000 It's good workout, you sweat.

00:16:58.000 I just got some new running shoes.

00:17:00.000 I plan on doing long-distance runs.

00:17:04.000 The secret to running with weights in your hand is if you're dying, you don't have to stop.

00:17:09.000 Just take it down to like less than a less runny pace and be a loud bitch. 1.00

00:17:18.000 Sure, other people are freaked out by it, but it reminds you to breathe.

00:17:21.000 Yeah.

00:17:22.000 Same with boxing.

00:17:23.000 Ugh! 0.97

00:17:24.000 Ish! 0.75

00:17:26.000 you Go ahead.

00:17:33.000 That sounds like an easy baseline.

00:17:34.000 I don't know.

00:17:35.000 I can't win a skateboard.

00:17:37.000 I can't win a skateboard.

00:17:45.000 I heard that Greg Ginn doesn't do 5-4 time or something, or 4-4-time.

00:17:49.000 He does 5-4 time.

00:17:50.000 That's why it's so.

00:18:03.000 This is a perfect example of what I'm talking about.

00:18:09.000 See, so we don't dislike Inky Malmstein because we're snobs, or Stevie Ray Vaughan because we're snobs.

00:18:14.000 Or we're sorry, we're anti-guitar.

00:18:16.000 with pro guitar.

00:18:23.000 Have I made my point clear?

00:18:24.000 Yes.

00:18:25.000 Ryan?

00:18:25.000 All right.

00:18:26.000 I guess.

00:18:26.000 Apology accepted.

00:18:28.000 No, well.

00:18:29.000 All right, this is what you would consider douchey guitar, man.

00:18:31.000 Correct.

00:18:33.000 I'm already douched out by the cover.

00:18:34.000 The font alone.

00:18:36.000 It offends you.

00:18:37.000 The Art Deco fucking cornball font, yes.

00:18:41.000 Okay.

00:18:41.000 But listen to this guy.

00:18:42.000 This is the same vibes.

00:18:45.000 Classical guitar.

00:18:47.000 Not flamenco, but classical.

00:18:48.000 And then it pops you in the head with the rock roll.

00:18:52.000 Oh, pop me in the head then.

00:18:54.000 Not yet.

00:18:59.000 This is just like the NBC thing.

00:19:01.000 Yes.

00:19:07.000 And then we got bumped party.

00:19:09.000 So yes, the intros are very similar, which was kind of my point.

00:19:14.000 And my point was then we go somewhere.

00:19:15.000 We're going.

00:19:17.000 Alright.

00:19:18.000 Stop biting my whole shtick.

00:19:21.000 Alright.

00:19:25.000 It's going.

00:19:34.000 This is going to be gay. 1.00

00:19:42.000 Is this all instrumental with no vocals?

00:19:44.000 That's correct.

00:19:46.000 Gay. 0.98

00:19:49.000 Is that your form of an apology, playing something that emphasizes what I was saying?

00:19:53.000 Yes.

00:19:54.000 Okay.

00:19:54.000 I think that's our Venn diagram.

00:19:56.000 That's our Venn diagram oval.

00:19:57.000 Apology accepted.

00:20:00.000 Ryan has been doing cameos.

00:20:02.000 He's been appearing on podcasts.

00:20:04.000 And he's been dancing at a local restaurant.

00:20:07.000 I don't know.

00:20:08.000 Which is weird.

00:20:09.000 That sounds familiar.

00:20:10.000 Do you get paid to do this?

00:20:11.000 What about your kid?

00:20:12.000 You keep saying, oh, I couldn't finish that over the weekend, boss.

00:20:15.000 I had to be with my kid.

00:20:17.000 Okay, then why are you spending like eight hours on a Saturday night dancing at what looks like some sort of Thai restaurant?

00:20:24.000 I'm not familiar with this.

00:20:26.000 I'll play it.

00:20:27.000 I have video evidence, just like the New York Times when they saw me at Jan 6.

00:20:30.000 I don't remember this.

00:20:31.000 What is this restaurant that you're at?

00:20:33.000 That's not me.

00:20:34.000 It is.

00:20:36.000 You're denying that's you.

00:20:38.000 I mean, there's so many things, but I'm going to start with the hair.

00:20:42.000 Yeah, you have a wig on.

00:20:43.000 And he's very short.

00:20:45.000 He's taller than...

00:20:49.000 You are really short.

00:20:51.000 That's not me.

00:20:51.000 That's what I'm saying.

00:20:52.000 It's a different guy.

00:20:53.000 Good karaoke, by the way.

00:20:54.000 And then I thought this was funny, Ryan.

00:20:56.000 You put this up on Instagram.

00:20:58.000 This is you dressed up as what, like a samurai warrior?

00:21:00.000 I thought this was cute.

00:21:01.000 Yet again, I don't remember or recall anything like this.

00:21:04.000 This is pretty funny.

00:21:04.000 That's a child.

00:21:08.000 What are you doing here?

00:21:09.000 That's not me.

00:21:10.000 Why did you do that?

00:21:11.000 That's not a full-grown person.

00:21:14.000 That's a child.

00:21:16.000 All right.

00:21:16.000 And I resent the audio.

00:21:18.000 No, I did not apologize for that.

00:21:21.000 What have I got here?

00:21:22.000 Okay, I do apologize.

00:21:23.000 I changed my mind.

00:21:24.000 A Montana.

00:21:25.000 What do they call this?

00:21:25.000 An Oklahoma toothpick or something?

00:21:27.000 Sounds Tennessee toothpick.

00:21:29.000 Something like that.

00:21:31.000 Got a package in the mail today.

00:21:32.000 I'm very excited about it.

00:21:33.000 We're going to do an unboxing here.

00:21:35.000 ARG.

00:21:36.000 Try to unbox this bitch. 1.00

00:21:41.000 It's a light phone, folks.

00:21:44.000 And it's not cheap.

00:21:46.000 It cost me $300.

00:21:48.000 But they give these out at like fancy boarding schools and stuff.

00:21:53.000 And it is a phone for humans.

00:22:03.000 I've seen that very far.

00:22:04.000 World change.

00:22:06.000 I got some sort of SIM card there.

00:22:08.000 And it says, we're eager to share the experience of going light with you.

00:22:14.000 Here's a few notes that might be helpful in setting up your phone, how to light it up, blah, blah, blah.

00:22:20.000 If you're coming from an iPhone associate, here's blah, blah, blah.

00:22:23.000 Troubleshooting.

00:22:24.000 Oh, I thought they'd have some sort of rhetoric in there about how we need to get away from our phones.

00:22:28.000 I guess they don't want to risk ostracizing anyone.

00:22:35.000 But what is this?

00:22:36.000 Oh, it's got a little thing you pull along here.

00:22:40.000 Nice packaging.

00:22:42.000 It feels very premium.

00:22:44.000 What?

00:22:45.000 This feels very like a premium experience.

00:22:47.000 Yeah, it's very fancy.

00:22:50.000 Wait a minute.

00:22:52.000 I thought it was the same size as an iPhone.

00:22:55.000 Tyne Tyne?

00:22:56.000 It's the same size as a flip phone.

00:22:58.000 You might be better off just getting a flip phone from it.

00:23:01.000 So here it is.

00:23:03.000 You pull up an internet thing on it.

00:23:08.000 How do I activate it?

00:23:12.000 Um.

00:23:14.000 It's got another box in here.

00:23:15.000 Oh, it's got a silicone case?

00:23:22.000 Oh, that's fun, so I can drop it.

00:23:25.000 This is going to be my new phone.

00:23:27.000 I am trying to avail myself of my phone addiction.

00:23:31.000 Yes, I do use it for work, but like, today, for example, I narrowed down something like 120 articles down to 20.

00:23:39.000 And we've already swallowed up half the show talking about 80s hardcore.

00:23:43.000 Oh, it comes with a little SIM card.

00:23:46.000 Did you get the case for it?

00:23:48.000 Yeah, this thing.

00:23:49.000 Nice.

00:23:50.000 I just showed you this fucking case shithead.

00:23:52.000 Sorry.

00:23:54.000 All right, so we'll deal with that another time, but that looks like it's fun.

00:23:57.000 Right?

00:23:58.000 It does texting and phoning.

00:24:00.000 Say to Sasufi. 0.98

00:24:04.000 Aré de niserie.

00:24:08.000 Alright, should we start the show at some point?

00:24:11.000 That's up to you.

00:24:12.000 I mean, of course, we can.

00:24:13.000 Let's do it.

00:24:14.000 We can get that monster truck out here and fucking give her. 1.00

00:24:17.000 We could what we call start the show.

00:24:20.000 And that's when we begin.

00:24:22.000 Right?

00:24:23.000 That's what we call it.

00:24:24.000 We call it beginning, right?

00:24:28.000 And that, of course, is when we would start the show, usually.

00:24:32.000 Yeah, it comes from here.

00:24:33.000 Right, right?

00:24:34.000 Of course.

00:24:35.000 Yep.

00:24:36.000 What the fuck is taking you so long?

00:24:39.000 I've had different settings on this.

00:24:41.000 I couldn't have given you more notice.

00:24:43.000 That's true.

00:24:44.000 Now I'm going to give you notice for your imminent firing.

00:24:47.000 Whoops.

00:24:50.000 Start the show.

00:24:53.000 Beautiful, beautiful birthday.

00:24:54.000 Bye-bye.

00:24:57.000 Can you go back there?

00:24:58.000 I got to get this right once and for all.

00:25:00.000 Okay.

00:25:01.000 Where does the fucking monster truck come in?

00:25:04.000 From my side, from my desk, basically.

00:25:06.000 So this arrow is wrong.

00:25:12.000 It goes this way.

00:25:14.000 From right.

00:25:17.000 Right?

00:25:18.000 Try again.

00:25:19.000 Here we go.

00:25:26.000 Beautiful, beautiful.

00:25:30.000 Everything goes that way.

00:25:32.000 Except for Trump.

00:25:35.000 No, Trump leaves that way.

00:25:36.000 He comes in from the... 0.63

00:25:40.000 You're right.

00:25:43.000 That's that.

00:25:44.000 Trump comes in from this side.

00:25:47.000 Oh, okay.

00:25:48.000 But then he leaves that same way.

00:25:50.000 Yes, the bird takes him away.

00:25:52.000 Which is the bald eagle.

00:25:55.000 Okay, you're not going to fucking believe this, folks, but I'm pissed.

00:25:58.000 Because guess who's back in town?

00:26:01.000 Who?

00:26:02.000 the robots.

00:26:05.000 And you're not happy about it?

00:26:07.000 I can't tell you how angry I am by the quote.

00:26:09.000 Stop, stop.

00:26:10.000 Don't show it.

00:26:10.000 Don't show it yet.

00:26:12.000 Go back, though.

00:26:13.000 Just show the text.

00:26:16.000 A robot takes a breath.

00:26:19.000 Can you imagine?

00:26:20.000 So now you've processed something wherein it inhales, what, oxygen and breathes out carbon dioxide and uses that to what?

00:26:29.000 It converts that process into electricity.

00:26:32.000 Who the fuck are you, Vala Afshar? 1.00

00:26:34.000 Click on that shithead. 0.99

00:26:37.000 I see a lot of stuff from this.

00:26:38.000 I'm the chief digital evangelist, Salesforce columnist.

00:26:43.000 He posts a lot of kind of cool things, to be honest.

00:26:46.000 Yeah, thanks for being honest.

00:26:47.000 Like, is he getting a cut of this shit?

00:26:49.000 Oh, the ice caps are melting.

00:26:52.000 Wait, what does he say?

00:26:53.000 The greatest danger to our planet is the belief that someone else will save it.

00:26:58.000 What a douche.

00:26:59.000 Imagine hanging out with this fucking pussy. 1.00

00:27:02.000 Ugh.

00:27:04.000 Is that really the pattern, Vala?

00:27:07.000 Or have the ice caps been actually expanding?

00:27:10.000 Just because you found a fucking melted ice place doesn't mean all the ice caps are melting.

00:27:16.000 That whole prediction has just fallen apart.

00:27:17.000 How many times have we had expeditions where they go over there to show us how melty everything is and their fucking boat gets stuck?

00:27:26.000 Sometimes for like a year at a time, which has been the pattern for about a century now, in case you're wondering.

00:27:34.000 But yeah, so we're supposed to give a shit that a bunch of nerds added a bunch of blips and bleeps and little motors in a head that now it can look like it's taking a breath.

00:27:47.000 Still Chuck E. Cheese, assholes.

00:27:50.000 Still Chuck E. Cheese.

00:27:54.000 Now you can show it.

00:27:56.000 Go back to the beginning.

00:27:57.000 is so fucking retarded. 1.00

00:28:00.000 *Gasp* 0.83

00:28:06.000 Is your shoulder stiff?

00:28:09.000 Oh, oh, oh, what time is it?

00:28:13.000 Oh, I was asleep.

00:28:15.000 Why do you need to sleep?

00:28:17.000 To rebuild your blood cells?

00:28:19.000 Your dead cells need to be rejuvenated?

00:28:22.000 Oh, yeah, I have a right hand.

00:28:25.000 Like, you go to the President's Hall at Disneyland and they do all this.

00:28:29.000 There's a Trump there talking his ass off.

00:28:32.000 It's actually cooler.

00:28:34.000 Did you visit that when you were there?

00:28:36.000 Of course.

00:28:37.000 The Hall of Presidents.

00:28:42.000 That was a fight face.

00:28:44.000 Ryan, I think this is a flop.

00:28:46.000 We got a lot of angry mail about that character.

00:28:55.000 Because we're going to Chicago this weekend, the live show is not Thursday night.

00:29:00.000 The live show is tomorrow night.

00:29:03.000 Adjust your schedules accordingly.

00:29:07.000 And we have some NSFW news coming up.

00:29:12.000 So maybe do you have that NSFW thing?

00:29:15.000 A New York congressional candidate wanted to not just show you that he's sexually aware and pro-sexuality, which what?

00:29:27.000 Who's against sex?

00:29:30.000 There's what, almost 8 billion of us now.

00:29:32.000 I think a lot of people are into fucking.

00:29:35.000 There are probably, I don't know, a fraction of 1% of the population who aren't into fucking.

00:29:40.000 There's old people. 1.00

00:29:41.000 They seem to be over it.

00:29:42.000 My wife is included in that group.

00:29:46.000 But as far as like 18 to 25s, I don't think they need any kind of pro-sexuality.

00:29:53.000 What a dumb platform.

00:29:56.000 He calls himself an independent liberal.

00:29:58.000 I don't know what that means.

00:29:59.000 Are you independent?

00:30:00.000 Are you with the DNC?

00:30:01.000 Are you independent?

00:30:03.000 So go to 2-0 first.

00:30:06.000 God, I love a new pen.

00:30:07.000 Oh, sorry.

00:30:08.000 God, I love a new pen.

00:30:14.000 Does that help?

00:30:14.000 Step away from your TV.

00:30:16.000 If your kid is in the room and he's over like one, get him the fuck out of there. 1.00

00:30:21.000 If he has any cognitive skills at all, click on the play.

00:30:27.000 Battles are underway 11 weeks before the midterms in two of the country's biggest states.

00:30:33.000 These are really important primaries happening today in New York and in Florida.

00:30:37.000 As they are out voting, our reporters are fanned out in each of those wonderful states.

00:30:42.000 Brian Yennis here in New York City.

00:30:44.000 And Phil Keating is now on board for us this afternoon in Florida in the Sunshine State.

00:30:49.000 So we start with Brian.

00:30:50.000 Brian, tell us about what's going on in New York.

00:30:53.000 Nice face.

00:30:54.000 Martha, good afternoon.

00:30:55.000 Well, all eyes are on New York's newly redrawn 12th congressional district.

00:30:59.000 Oh, stop.

00:30:59.000 This is one of those dumb things where it's not the thing.

00:31:04.000 When I'm president of the United States, of America, of the world, that is going to be abolished.

00:31:09.000 You may not have a video in a news article that's not about the news article.

00:31:12.000 And no more stamping on someone's head, or stomping for that matter, when they're passed out.

00:31:18.000 Those two things are verboten.

00:31:19.000 Agreed?

00:31:21.000 Ew, look at his tie.

00:31:23.000 Hard day at the office, Dad?

00:31:25.000 You finally coming home?

00:31:26.000 Oh, we had to order pizza because mom's away.

00:31:30.000 So according to his website, Itkis believes that men should not be required to support biological children without prior agreement.

00:31:37.000 That's an interesting argument.

00:31:39.000 But I want to see his sex work.

00:31:40.000 He wants to legalize sex work.

00:31:42.000 Sure.

00:31:43.000 That makes sense.

00:31:44.000 Go up, though.

00:31:50.000 He would take a sex-positive approach.

00:31:52.000 That is one of my, next to robots, that is one of my least favorite concepts in the world.

00:31:58.000 Sex positive.

00:32:00.000 You don't say.

00:32:01.000 Are you oxygen positive too?

00:32:04.000 Who is sex negative?

00:32:07.000 Anyway, we have it here.

00:32:09.000 We do.

00:32:10.000 We do.

00:32:10.000 The not safe for work thing.

00:32:12.000 This is a great example of why.

00:32:14.000 It's okay, I guess, if you want to film you and your loved one.

00:32:17.000 I would never do it because it's going to end up on the cloud.

00:32:19.000 But say you have like a digital camera from the early aughts.

00:32:22.000 Yeah, sure.

00:32:24.000 I remember filming it in my heyday back in digital camera days.

00:32:27.000 And you do last longer and you do perform better because You're like, it's showtime.

00:32:32.000 But, guys, I cannot express enough how stupid you look when you fornicate.

00:32:38.000 That's why God put our eyes up here and didn't have them on long tentacles that can reach around the room.

00:32:44.000 Because men from behind fucking is one of the silliest things a person can do.

00:32:51.000 So, here she is saying she consents.

00:32:53.000 Thank you.

00:32:55.000 This must be a commercial.

00:32:56.000 Oh, my stars.

00:32:57.000 NSFW, we warned you.

00:33:00.000 So go past the ad.

00:33:02.000 Because the only thing grosser than porn is amateur porn.

00:33:07.000 Yeah, they're all awkward.

00:33:08.000 The way do you see this guy, dude?

00:33:10.000 Oops, sorry.

00:33:10.000 Sorry, guys.

00:33:12.000 Sorry about that one.

00:33:13.000 Hello, I'm Nicole Sage.

00:33:15.000 Hi, Nicole Sage.

00:33:17.000 Can we burn you to avoid voodoo in the house? 1.00

00:33:20.000 Keep going.

00:33:21.000 So she just says, I don't know.

00:33:23.000 I'm sex positive and everything is positive and we're cool.

00:33:26.000 There he is.

00:33:27.000 Oh, boy.

00:33:27.000 Hi, Mike.

00:33:29.000 Is his name Mike Itkiss?

00:33:30.000 Good to go.

00:33:32.000 You are, Ipkiss. 0.84

00:33:33.000 I've made nothing.

00:33:35.000 To our scene today, we have gone over.

00:33:38.000 Look at him.

00:33:38.000 Maybe he just did this to get laid.

00:33:40.000 Our safe word is stop.

00:33:43.000 Thank you.

00:33:43.000 Our safe word is stop.

00:33:45.000 How about just stop?

00:33:47.000 Doesn't need to be a safe word anymore.

00:33:49.000 My safe word is get off of me.

00:33:54.000 My safe word is stop.

00:33:58.000 Don't worry.

00:33:59.000 I know what stop means.

00:34:02.000 Ow, you're hurting me.

00:34:03.000 My safe word is 911.

00:34:06.000 My safe word is that's him, officer.

00:34:08.000 Oh, God.

00:34:09.000 Look at that.

00:34:11.000 What was he thinking?

00:34:14.000 Look at her just lying there like your mom's friend.

00:34:18.000 This guy's got zero head movement on kissing and cunningling.

00:34:22.000 Okay, you got, go scroll ahead a little bit.

00:34:24.000 Can you do the vision scroll?

00:34:26.000 Yeah, you got to see when he's on top.

00:34:29.000 No, no.

00:34:30.000 Wait, that?

00:34:32.000 No, no, earlier or maybe later?

00:34:34.000 I don't even know.

00:34:35.000 Okay, there's another scene, it looks like.

00:34:36.000 Yeah, look at that.

00:34:39.000 I'm voting for you.

00:34:42.000 Oh, Mike.

00:34:43.000 That's it.

00:34:44.000 That's perfect.

00:34:45.000 You got my vote.

00:34:46.000 Look at his ass cheeks jiggle.

00:34:49.000 God did not want anyone to ever see this.

00:34:52.000 No wonder it's traumatizing to walk in on your parents.

00:34:56.000 It looks like this.

00:34:57.000 This is endorsed by Mike Nitius.

00:35:02.000 What a fucking idiot.

00:35:09.000 Camera two.

00:35:10.000 Can you go back?

00:35:11.000 I just wanted you to see this other one that was even worse than that.

00:35:13.000 No, no.

00:35:16.000 It's after that.

00:35:17.000 Yeah, it's there, there.

00:35:18.000 Try there.

00:35:19.000 It's behind me.

00:35:21.000 No.

00:35:22.000 It's after that, though.

00:35:23.000 I like that hotel.

00:35:24.000 I think I've been there before.

00:35:26.000 It's in the Lower East Side.

00:35:28.000 We shot something there that was not pornography.

00:35:30.000 Keep going.

00:35:31.000 No, no, it's after that.

00:35:35.000 It's his bus.

00:35:37.000 Okay, well then go back slowly and see if you can.

00:35:39.000 Yeah, there.

00:35:40.000 Yeah, that's it.

00:35:40.000 That's it.

00:35:44.000 Look, I'm not saying I look cooler when I fornicate, but I don't make it part of my campaign.

00:35:52.000 Looks like a little arrow pointing to his taint.

00:35:56.000 That's God saying, pay more attention to men's taints. 1.00

00:36:00.000 This is so not sexual, I feel like we didn't need the NSFW.

00:36:04.000 I wouldn't have less of a boner right now.

00:36:06.000 I feel like I looked at plants.

00:36:09.000 That's nothing.

00:36:11.000 By the way, thanks for that robot.

00:36:13.000 You got the kids.

00:36:14.000 Did you build it?

00:36:15.000 By the way, just so you know how my brain works, there is a mounting thing on the robot's taint.

00:36:20.000 So you can move its legs.

00:36:22.000 Oh, so that's why you said thanks for the robot.

00:36:23.000 That's how it got in my head.

00:36:26.000 That's hilarious.

00:36:26.000 The robot mounts on a taint.

00:36:28.000 Yes, but we didn't have the mounting thing.

00:36:30.000 But yeah, it was really fun.

00:36:32.000 Kid loved it.

00:36:33.000 Nine-year-old boy loved it.

00:36:35.000 We went through it.

00:36:36.000 You got to sit with them at the beginning because they're just like, this is too hard.

00:36:39.000 Because it's not like Lego.

00:36:41.000 No.

00:36:42.000 But then once you sit with them, and I noticed we kept grabbing for it, like, give me that.

00:36:46.000 This goes here.

00:36:47.000 And then he's like, I got it.

00:36:48.000 That's awesome.

00:36:49.000 And then once you get through like an A2, A3, you should show what we're talking about.

00:36:55.000 Yeah, yeah, I'm pulling them up.

00:36:58.000 Then they get into the rhythm, and then you can leave the room.

00:37:00.000 Yeah, that's the exact one, I think.

00:37:03.000 That's the painting episode.

00:37:04.000 Oh, I see.

00:37:05.000 Version fancy.

00:37:05.000 I'm going to start.

00:37:06.000 Let's see.

00:37:06.000 I just got a little bit of those panel lining markers, so I'm going to do that.

00:37:10.000 Oh, wait.

00:37:11.000 Sorry, I should have been clear.

00:37:13.000 This is a great thing for nine-year-olds, I meant to say.

00:37:16.000 Right.

00:37:17.000 And I would highly recommend it for your child.

00:37:20.000 Well, Adam Savage likes it.

00:37:22.000 Yeah.

00:37:24.000 He's a dork.

00:37:26.000 How did you get the little things out?

00:37:27.000 Did you just push them out or did you have to clip them?

00:37:29.000 They come out pretty easy.

00:37:30.000 You sort of finesse them, give them a twist.

00:37:32.000 Yeah.

00:37:32.000 I use these clipper things so they're nice and flush edges and then I sand them down.

00:37:37.000 Oh my God.

00:37:38.000 It takes a while.

00:37:39.000 It's a wasted time.

00:37:41.000 But it is fun.

00:37:41.000 One thing I would recommend to you as a father with your son.

00:37:46.000 Right.

00:37:47.000 Very crucial details here.

00:37:48.000 Don't take anything out until it's asked for.

00:37:51.000 Yes.

00:37:52.000 No, don't.

00:37:52.000 Don't get ahead of yourself.

00:37:54.000 And you're like, what the fuck?

00:37:56.000 What I will do, though, is I will clip out, like if it's the leg, I'll clip out all of the pieces for the leg and line them up like in the panels.

00:38:05.000 Wow, you successfully clipped out my care.

00:38:08.000 Did I sand it down?

00:38:14.000 Frankly.

00:38:18.000 By the way, the ginger and viros are going nuts.

00:38:20.000 There seems to be a real orange hue, speaking of Trump, with the environmentalist movement here.

00:38:27.000 Here's a balding ginger spraying orange on Aston Martin. 1.00

00:38:31.000 He's also a tranny. 1.00

00:38:33.000 And his contention is that these things guzzle gas.

00:38:37.000 So he's anti-gas.

00:38:39.000 They're not a very heavily driven vehicle.

00:38:42.000 Like, shouldn't you go for a Toyota Camry?

00:38:45.000 Right.

00:38:46.000 How much gas does Aston Martin use a year?

00:38:49.000 And how does that compare to, say, Ford?

00:38:53.000 A Toyota 4Runner.

00:38:55.000 They're super popular, and they get like 13 miles to the gallon or something like that.

00:38:59.000 Turn it up.

00:38:59.000 Let's see the ginger.

00:39:00.000 If I was there, I'd go, dude, you have one year left with that hair.

00:39:03.000 Use it wisely.

00:39:04.000 We will not be stopped by injunctions that are intended to silence.

00:39:14.000 What are you gonna do?

00:39:15.000 protests.

00:39:18.000 We're a non-violent civil disobedience movement.

00:39:23.000 We know that the changes in the law, the injunctions against us, are irrelevant.

00:39:29.000 Incomplete.

00:39:30.000 What are injunctions?

00:39:31.000 You may not spray paint on fancy buildings that our government's nice as Halter Top.

00:39:39.000 That's another thing with these male trannies. 1.00

00:39:41.000 They never have a nice outfit on.

00:39:43.000 Like, what about a Vivian Westwood dress or something with a little spunk or some, what's his name, Mark?

00:39:50.000 I'm sure that top's got some spunk on it.

00:39:54.000 What the fuck is his name?

00:39:56.000 He was like kind of grunge in our day, and now he's really high-end.

00:39:59.000 Ah, shit.

00:40:01.000 He'll come to me later.

00:40:03.000 M-A-R-C. 1.00

00:40:04.000 Mark Jacobs.

00:40:05.000 How about a nice little Mark Jacobs top?

00:40:08.000 Like, that's from the Sally Ann.

00:40:10.000 Isn't this crazy how, like, no masks, the guy who filmed it is like, hey, I'm Rich Felgate.

00:40:15.000 That's my full name.

00:40:16.000 Yeah.

00:40:17.000 What the fuck?

00:40:19.000 Well, you can hear people making fun of him.

00:40:22.000 I don't know.

00:40:23.000 If I was at Aston Martin, I'd kind of leave that.

00:40:25.000 You'd be like, oh, yeah, right?

00:40:27.000 Yeah, it's kind of a cool.

00:40:29.000 Like, those guys hate us.

00:40:30.000 So we're good.

00:40:31.000 Look what Environmentalists did. 0.98

00:40:33.000 And then when you leave it there, you kind of own it.

00:40:35.000 Right.

00:40:37.000 Hello, welcome.

00:40:38.000 We're heavily vandalized by the peasants. 1.00

00:40:41.000 But whenever I watch these, and I'm not condoning violence, but doesn't part of you say, just punch them in the face?

00:40:47.000 Or push them against the window.

00:40:48.000 Like, when I was a kid, we got beat up for being punk rockers by the cops, by skinheads, just by random, we would call them hosers. 0.96

00:40:57.000 I guess here they're rednecks. 1.00

00:40:59.000 But just jocks would fight us for having mohawks.

00:41:02.000 I got beat up by skinheads for having Dr. Martin boots because I didn't have permission from the local Nazi skinheads to wear such a coveted boot.

00:41:11.000 So if it's something like that, like if you got your ass kicked for doing that, wouldn't you be sitting at home going, well, I had that common, but it was worth it.

00:41:20.000 Like when Maddie Odell accidentally punched a cop, he didn't know it was a cop, he got handcuffed to a chair at the local New Rochelle Police Department, and every time they walked by the room, they just tuned him up.

00:41:31.000 They didn't press charges because it was too complicated because the cop didn't announce himself.

00:41:35.000 So they just, and Maddie's attitude, I punched a cop. 0.99

00:41:40.000 I got tuned up.

00:41:41.000 Pretty reasonable.

00:41:42.000 They didn't knock out any teeth.

00:41:44.000 But here is the biggie as far as kick him in the head.

00:41:49.000 Van Gogh, is he the author?

00:41:51.000 Didn't he die penniless?

00:41:55.000 Why is Van Gogh your problem?

00:41:58.000 Look at this.

00:41:58.000 So they throw soup on a painting.

00:42:01.000 I'm not sure how you get that off.

00:42:03.000 Luckily, wait a second.

00:42:05.000 What?

00:42:06.000 That could be good.

00:42:06.000 I was so pissed when I saw this.

00:42:07.000 But now looking at it on the big screen, you could see...

00:42:13.000 It looks to me that it might be covered in glass.

00:42:17.000 Now, I don't see a shine, particularly, but they probably have good museum glass.

00:42:22.000 And I'm not making excuses for the museum.

00:42:24.000 Thankfully.

00:42:25.000 No, it's the real painting, dude.

00:42:26.000 I don't know.

00:42:27.000 I'm seeing a separation between the paint and the actual thing.

00:42:30.000 I don't think so.

00:42:32.000 Well, now you got me brainwashed, you fucker.

00:42:34.000 Stop.

00:42:34.000 Here, make it my background.

00:42:36.000 Sure.

00:42:40.000 Okay, go back a bit.

00:42:43.000 Yeah, I see what you're saying.

00:42:46.000 See what I'm saying?

00:42:49.000 Especially the bottom.

00:42:50.000 This one right here.

00:42:51.000 Yes.

00:42:52.000 The shadows.

00:42:52.000 Some of these shadows seem pretty deep.

00:42:55.000 Like it's a thick glass.

00:42:57.000 It's there, too.

00:42:58.000 Right there.

00:42:59.000 But it could just be the globbliness of the painting.

00:43:02.000 But it's real.

00:43:03.000 What is it?

00:43:04.000 This is why I took my kids to Paris.

00:43:06.000 It's anti-Western culture.

00:43:08.000 It's anti-history.

00:43:10.000 It's anti-beauty, really.

00:43:11.000 That's what their war is.

00:43:12.000 It's not about climate change.

00:43:14.000 What's beautiful?

00:43:15.000 Van Gogh, Aston Martin.

00:43:17.000 These are beautiful Western accomplishments.

00:43:19.000 Now here they are breaking apart glue.

00:43:21.000 It's going to rip your hand off, by the way. 0.98

00:43:24.000 You don't understand how glue works.

00:43:28.000 Like, worst case scenario, you take some paint off the wall and it gets stuck to your hand.

00:43:32.000 How are they not tackled immediately?

00:43:34.000 Yeah.

00:43:35.000 What the fuck?

00:43:35.000 Every time I've been to an art gallery or something, you get too close to a painting and some guy standing right there going, uh, excuse me?

00:43:41.000 We went to the MoMA and we had a fucking mask on.

00:43:44.000 If we took him down for a second, we would get yelled at.

00:43:46.000 It was insane.

00:43:47.000 Yeah, I remember that.

00:43:48.000 Yeah.

00:43:48.000 That era, I mean.

00:43:51.000 Like, just kick him in the head.

00:43:53.000 Why aren't they being kicked in the head?

00:43:55.000 By nobody.

00:43:56.000 You know?

00:43:57.000 Yeah.

00:43:57.000 You don't have to work there.

00:43:59.000 You know, Johnny Raunton got his face slashed for God Save the Queen.

00:44:05.000 The singer of Peter and the Test Tube Babies got his face slashed for making fun of Elvis.

00:44:10.000 I come from a different era.

00:44:12.000 Hold on a second.

00:44:13.000 What?

00:44:14.000 Do we want a bubble burst?

00:44:16.000 There might be an update.

00:44:18.000 Okay.

00:44:19.000 Let's see.

00:44:20.000 We're here.

00:44:21.000 We're about the truth.

00:44:22.000 And as updates come in, this broad says it's fake.

00:44:25.000 Now, I don't know.

00:44:27.000 This is so much worse than I ever could have imagined.

00:44:30.000 So let's get into my proof of why this attack on the FanGog sunflower painting was funded by big oil to make climate change activists look bad.

00:44:41.000 So the organization responsible for this is Just Stop Oil.

00:44:45.000 Now I wonder what's on their website.

00:44:48.000 Oh yes, here where you can donate cryptocurrency, what all climate change activists absolutely love.

00:44:56.000 So they receive funding from the Climate Emergency Fund.

00:45:00.000 That's Eileen Getty.

00:45:03.000 That name is familiar.

00:45:05.000 Oh, that's right.

00:45:06.000 Oil heiress Eileen Getty.

00:45:08.000 These rich kids, like the one married to Gigi Gorgeous, might be anti-oil, even though they're getting tons of money from oil. 0.54

00:45:16.000 Like guilt money, you know?

00:45:18.000 I'm just throwing that out there.

00:45:19.000 I don't know either way.

00:45:21.000 So unfortunately, it never happened, but this too, real quick, just to pop this in.

00:45:26.000 Josh was going to have a member of Just Stop Oil, but they canceled it last minute because they said they're too popular.

00:45:32.000 Yeah, I saw that.

00:45:33.000 I didn't quite understand.

00:45:34.000 We would.

00:45:35.000 Getty Oil, who dumped over 30 million gallons of oil into the soil in New York.

00:45:43.000 Soil oil.

00:45:44.000 So, I don't know.

00:45:45.000 And while I'm not trying to diss people who look like this, I'm sorry. 0.95

00:45:51.000 This is fucking cartoonish.

00:45:53.000 This is a cartoonish depiction of a liberal.

00:45:56.000 You mean to tell me someone who cares about climate change this much has dyed hair, which has a huge environmental impact?

00:46:02.000 Is wearing fast fashion clothing, both of them?

00:46:05.000 Really?

00:46:06.000 That's who is doing this?

00:46:08.000 Yeah, good research.

00:46:09.000 This is garbage.

00:46:10.000 This is garbage.

00:46:12.000 Just kick him in the head and say, bye-bye.

00:46:14.000 Bye-bye.

00:46:15.000 I don't care who hired you, really.

00:46:17.000 Really?

00:46:18.000 A lot of orange there, right?

00:46:20.000 Frankly, there's a lot of orange.

00:46:24.000 Okay?

00:46:24.000 Oh, Mexican Trump.

00:46:26.000 Thank you for finally dropping in.

00:46:27.000 I couldn't believe how many hints I had to make.

00:46:30.000 Frankly, for too long.

00:46:32.000 The Mexican people, you know, they got it.

00:46:34.000 I don't know you've seen these.

00:46:36.000 But a lot of Americans coming to Mexico, right?

00:46:39.000 They're trying to look for a better type of world, okay?

00:46:42.000 A lot of hipsters are going to Mexico City now, much to the average Mexican's chagrin, which we enjoy, although that was last week.

00:46:49.000 Very true.

00:46:50.000 But I'll tell you what, if you look at the numbers, what we're doing with Mexican people, we are taking probably the most jobs from Americas, maybe ever. 1.00

00:47:00.000 Before it was like a little, now it's like a lot.

00:47:03.000 We're taking a lot of jobs.

00:47:04.000 Wow.

00:47:05.000 Look at the numeros.

00:47:09.000 By the way, good hot take on that whole pea soup thing.

00:47:13.000 Orange soup.

00:47:14.000 I guess carrot soup.

00:47:15.000 That's what they want Trump to become.

00:47:17.000 Carrot soup.

00:47:18.000 Yeah, put him in a blender.

00:47:23.000 Wait a minute.

00:47:23.000 Sorry.

00:47:25.000 2-4.

00:47:26.000 Fucking 2-4.

00:47:27.000 Fucking 2-4, eh?

00:47:30.000 Vandalize a historic masterpiece.

00:47:31.000 It's a wacky, soupy surprise.

00:47:33.000 Go down a bit.

00:47:34.000 Daily Motion, what do they call it?

00:47:35.000 Climate protesters throw soup on Van Gogh's sunflowers.

00:47:38.000 Van Gogh's Sunflowers gets a soupy surprise on Jedder News.

00:47:43.000 Whoa.

00:47:44.000 And then go up a bit?

00:47:46.000 No, no, up.

00:47:47.000 That's down.

00:47:49.000 Someone peels out over BLM Chalk Art Street Mural.

00:47:52.000 They call the FBI.

00:47:53.000 Holy shit.

00:47:54.000 I didn't think of that.

00:47:55.000 How many times have you heard of people getting...

00:48:06.000 She got arrested for that.

00:48:08.000 Massive ordeal.

00:48:10.000 So there appears to be a hierarchy going on here.

00:48:14.000 Hi, I'm Rich Felgate.

00:48:17.000 The climate of change.

00:48:19.000 Is he hired to make climate activists look bad?

00:48:21.000 I don't think so.

00:48:23.000 That girl's a dumb theory. 1.00

00:48:28.000 And then lastly, I noticed Candace, we touched on MIA on Friday night.

00:48:34.000 She seems to become red-pilled, but live by the MIA, die by the MIA, live by the Kanye, die by the Kanye.

00:48:41.000 But Candace said she wants her on the show. 0.99

00:48:44.000 Happy to share my experiences.

00:48:45.000 I'd love to have you on my show.

00:48:47.000 If that's at all a possibility, please reach out.

00:48:48.000 DMs are open.

00:48:49.000 I'd be happy to share my opinions and experiences.

00:48:52.000 That's all it is, folks.

00:48:53.000 Opinions and experiences.

00:48:56.000 Words, sticks and stones will hurt your, will break your bones, actually.

00:49:00.000 But words, I can't express enough how much of a pussy you look like when you say ideas are dangerous. 1.00

00:49:10.000 You're scared of someone else's thoughts.

00:49:14.000 We're not fire starters here.

00:49:15.000 We don't see dead people.

00:49:16.000 We just have opinions based on our experiences.

00:49:19.000 You're going to be okay, students of Penn State.

00:49:23.000 I was thinking the other day that they keep talking about how I bring violence, and then they say they're going to come and they're going to bring their fighting spirit.

00:49:29.000 In other words, we're going to vandalize the shit and try to fuck people up.

00:49:33.000 And if we stand our ground or fight back, we will be violent.

00:49:36.000 And I want to make it clear that defending yourself against attacking protesters is not attacking protesters.

00:49:44.000 You can take that quote to the bank.

00:49:46.000 But a funny story about Candace Owens and Kanye is Kanye is being accused of anti-Semitism.

00:49:54.000 He says he can't be accused of that because he's a Jew.

00:49:59.000 Blacks are the original Jews, apparently. 0.96

00:50:01.000 I guess because they come from Africa. 0.94

00:50:02.000 Doesn't everyone come from Africa?

00:50:05.000 But he's been doubling down on a regular basis since we last saw you.

00:50:08.000 Candace Owens has his back, and she agrees.

00:50:10.000 Ben Shapiro has distanced himself, and he said he's not happy that Candace is supporting him.

00:50:15.000 Some guys we're going to get to after this say, no, no, no, he's controlled opposition.

00:50:20.000 He's meant to look like a lunatic.

00:50:22.000 And that, just like what we just saw with the climate activists, it's a trick to make anti-Semites look bad.

00:50:28.000 And I was thinking, if I was a pedophile, I wouldn't hire someone to look crazy and accuse me of pedophilia.

00:50:34.000 I'd be like, let's not draw attention to it.

00:50:37.000 Like, why risk it?

00:50:38.000 Right?

00:50:39.000 Trump?

00:50:40.000 What happened?

00:50:50.000 What happened?

00:50:56.000 You want me?

00:50:57.000 Yeah.

00:50:58.000 What do you think of Kanye's anti-Semitism Chinese Trump?

00:51:07.000 Well, Frederick.

00:51:10.000 Frederick, the music is a little bit too roud, right?

00:51:14.000 It's a little too roud.

00:51:16.000 But Fregg, really, if you look at Kanye, Kenya Wish, really something kind of crazy, right? 0.99

00:51:24.000 For too long, Kanye Wish have been talking a lot of bad stuff about Jewish baby.

00:51:30.000 Okay?

00:51:32.000 Okay.

00:51:34.000 All right, that's enough, Chinese Trump. 0.95

00:51:36.000 Go to 25A.

00:51:37.000 I said this separately.

00:51:38.000 Apparently, he's buying Parlor.

00:51:39.000 Now, I remember when John Matzey started Parlor, I had a good relationship with him.

00:51:44.000 I can't find him now because I used to communicate with him via Parlor, but he got kicked off of his own company.

00:51:49.000 I know how you feel, buddy.

00:51:51.000 But I used to joke and be like, when you become a billionaire, can you please buy me this Wes Lang Rolex?

00:51:57.000 It's $67,000.

00:51:59.000 I don't know if you Can even find them anymore.

00:52:01.000 He's like, okay, and what kind of Range Rover do you want?

00:52:04.000 And I was like, because I mentioned a Range Rover, I was like, I kind of like the concept of the new Defender, but I don't like the look of it.

00:52:10.000 Maybe a vintage one, the original, like maybe from the 90s.

00:52:13.000 He goes, those are like 12 grand, dude.

00:52:15.000 Go buy your own.

00:52:16.000 Touche, touche.

00:52:18.000 But anyway, here we are.

00:52:20.000 Now that Dan Bongino is running the show and John Matzi's out, he's finally got a buyer.

00:52:24.000 Damn.

00:52:24.000 And of course, the ADL's take is, parlor is Nazi central.

00:52:28.000 You know why they say that?

00:52:29.000 Because it's free speech.

00:52:31.000 There he is.

00:52:33.000 When was this now?

00:52:34.000 Does it have the date?

00:52:37.000 Yep.

00:52:38.000 June 27th, 2019.

00:52:40.000 That's a pretty darn recent.

00:52:42.000 Yeah, we were going to do a game show with him too, right?

00:52:44.000 Remember?

00:52:45.000 Yeah.

00:52:45.000 Because he doesn't know anything about pop culture.

00:52:47.000 He doesn't know Rocky.

00:52:49.000 Will he know what Jurassic World is?

00:52:51.000 Yeah.

00:52:54.000 But yeah, this is the ADL's take on Kanye's idea.

00:52:58.000 And again, if you have an open platform, it includes left-wing, right-wing, Nazis, Antifa, everything.

00:53:05.000 But the radical fucking hate monitors just focus on the fact that you let a Nazi in. 0.65

00:53:10.000 No, I let everyone in.

00:53:12.000 I don't care.

00:53:13.000 You let a Nazi in. 0.96

00:53:15.000 Look, parlor is a haven of hate.

00:53:19.000 It's a cesspool of bigotry that resembles 4chan a lot less than Facebook.

00:53:27.000 Can you tell how many times he rehearsed that?

00:53:29.000 Look.

00:53:30.000 The bird, which is the ball.

00:53:32.000 Look.

00:53:33.000 Parlor, the social media, which is the parlor, is a haven of hatred.

00:53:40.000 It's more 4chan than Facebook.

00:53:43.000 It's up, not down.

00:53:46.000 It's violent, not peaceful.

00:53:49.000 Anyway, let's talk a little bit about Yi on this recent show, Drink Kings, Breakfast of Champions, Getting Wasted Hour with Nora.

00:53:59.000 Noray of Noriega, I interviewed him, I think, in the 90s, and I was like, what does N-O-R-E mean?

00:54:07.000 And he goes, oh, that's like niggas on the run eating. 1.00

00:54:13.000 Pardon?

00:54:13.000 What do you mean?

00:54:14.000 Like a marathon, fat peg?

00:54:16.000 He goes, no, no, no.

00:54:17.000 It's like when you on the run, like if you rob a bank or some shit, then you always like, that's basically all you do.

00:54:24.000 You just eat because there's nothing to do.

00:54:26.000 So you like stay at a motel, you stay at someone's house, you just eat, carry money around, big bunch of money, and you just eat.

00:54:32.000 So you're on the run eating.

00:54:34.000 It sucks, actually.

00:54:36.000 He didn't say actually, that's too witty.

00:54:39.000 But anyway, let's have a brief look at Kanye and his recent spate of anti-Semitism.

00:54:53.000 Who cares?

00:54:54.000 Come on, everybody!

00:54:58.000 Who cares?

00:55:00.000 That's two Sid Vicious songs in today's episode.

00:55:03.000 There is Kanye West.

00:55:05.000 Now, this is a very long interview.

00:55:07.000 We could spend all day going through it.

00:55:08.000 I just chose the most salacious part because I like to entertain you guys.

00:55:13.000 So here he is talking to Niggas on the Run Eaton about the Jew media, which is weird because he recently said, you can't cancel me.

00:55:25.000 I'm uncancelable.

00:55:26.000 And they just canceled like four stadium shows.

00:55:30.000 They're canceling all these various interviews.

00:55:33.000 I think he got dropped by some major deal that it was about to go through.

00:55:37.000 So it sounds like you're still kind of cancelable, my friend.

00:55:43.000 Here goes another thing.

00:55:46.000 Can't hold his liquor.

00:55:48.000 I said DEF CON 3.

00:55:54.000 What I wanted to say, what I meant to say was, no one's afraid of the Jewish media mob. 0.96

00:56:01.000 Stop.

00:56:01.000 Which it is.

00:56:03.000 Stop.

00:56:03.000 So this is when he said, tomorrow I go, I'm tired now.

00:56:06.000 I'm going to bed, but tomorrow I go DEF CON 3 on the Jews. 1.00

00:56:10.000 And then I think he added, I'm a Jew, so I can say that.

00:56:15.000 Doesn't it go like DEF CON 4, DEF CON 3, DEF CON 2, and then DEF CON 1 is the worst one?

00:56:21.000 This is the guy who said he hates reading.

00:56:23.000 He hates books.

00:56:25.000 And he said, ain't no one ever asked for a books autograph.

00:56:31.000 Well, yeah, but they have authors' sign books they like, don't they?

00:56:35.000 Yeah, three is a weird one to choose.

00:56:36.000 DEF CON, it goes from five being the lowest state of readiness to DEF CON 1, the maximum state of readiness.

00:56:42.000 Yeah, that's what I just said.

00:56:43.000 And there's none that are.

00:56:44.000 But three isn't even the top one, so I don't know where he landed on three.

00:56:48.000 Wait, it jumps from DEF CON 5 to DEF CON 3.

00:56:50.000 It goes 4, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.

00:56:53.000 So we just chose 3.

00:56:55.000 And that's what I just said.

00:56:56.000 I don't know what con that is, but it's not the worst con.

00:56:58.000 Okay, thank you.

00:56:59.000 Can you just add extra words to things that I say in a very summarized fashion, please?

00:57:03.000 Yes.

00:57:06.000 And what I said was DEF CON 3.

00:57:09.000 Now, I'm not backing up on a feeling of what I wanted to say.

00:57:13.000 I just didn't say the exact thing that I wanted to say at that moment.

00:57:19.000 So I feel like God put me on a little timeout.

00:57:22.000 Yeah.

00:57:23.000 Because my dad was like, I feel where you're coming from, yay.

00:57:27.000 I understand.

00:57:30.000 But you got to be more sophisticated with your words.

00:57:35.000 You have to be more sophisticated.

00:57:36.000 I agree with you.

00:57:37.000 That was less sophisticated than I needed to be.

00:57:40.000 Did God text you that?

00:57:42.000 No, his father.

00:57:42.000 Yeah, second to God.

00:57:44.000 God texted you that you get texts from God?

00:57:47.000 Hey, what's up?

00:57:48.000 Oh, hi.

00:57:51.000 If you want to send a good text, it better be to God.

00:57:54.000 Save all your best memes for God.

00:57:56.000 By the way, you've seen them all.

00:57:58.000 That must be nerve-wracking returning a text from God.

00:58:01.000 This better be good.

00:58:03.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:58:04.000 Because I know for a fact, you know, when I was on the run.

00:58:09.000 I'm pissing off Jewish people and pissing off black people. 1.00

00:58:12.000 I know that there's just too much to read when you under articulate something.

00:58:16.000 There's too much that people can pick and create a different narrative from.

00:58:20.000 You know what I like about?

00:58:21.000 Yeah, you know what I hate about saying I'm going DEF CON 3 on the Jews? 1.00

00:58:26.000 People will read into that and misinterpret it, you know?

00:58:30.000 I mean, if there's one thing you got to be ready for is some backlash when you say something like that, come on.

00:58:36.000 Victimhood is not really applying here.

00:58:41.000 The Jewish media was pushing the narrative off the White Lives Matter t-shirt that I didn't love black people.

00:58:51.000 And I came back.

00:58:53.000 And I came back and I was like, no, fuck the Jewish media. 0.93

00:58:56.000 And everybody's like, what?

00:58:57.000 Wait, what?

00:58:59.000 Right now, we're supposed to be living and breathing in the ye doesn't like black people because he wears a red hat. 0.90

00:59:05.000 Yay doesn't like black people because he. 0.99

00:59:08.000 And I was like, nah, fuck that.

00:59:09.000 And God was like, fuck that.

00:59:12.000 On some like Moses, like, think about it, like, Moses had four chapters.

00:59:17.000 Like, I've contrary to popular belief, I did read the four chapters of Moses.

00:59:21.000 Right.

00:59:22.000 Because you say you read somewhere.

00:59:23.000 No, what I'm saying, yeah, I've never actually finished a novel, right?

00:59:27.000 That's fantastic.

00:59:28.000 So hold on a sec.

00:59:29.000 I think he's drunk.

00:59:30.000 Yes.

00:59:31.000 This is a drinking show.

00:59:33.000 This is what I love about being a Scottish person.

00:59:36.000 Anyone you have doubts about, you just get drunk with them.

00:59:39.000 And it all starts coming out.

00:59:40.000 They fuck up their character.

00:59:41.000 You get to the real dude real fast.

00:59:44.000 I cannot tell you how many feds I've exposed by just doing shots.

00:59:48.000 They totally blow it, and then I never see them again.

00:59:51.000 They came out of nowhere.

00:59:53.000 They blew it and then they vanish back into the forest.

00:59:56.000 But I heard him on, what's the Charlemagne the God show?

01:00:00.000 The Breakfast Club.

01:00:01.000 Breakfast Club.

01:00:02.000 I was going to say Breakfast as Champions.

01:00:03.000 And they were talking to Noray, and they said, you got to take that part out.

01:00:09.000 And he goes, I know, I should take it out.

01:00:10.000 Look, I'm apologizing for letting this show get up.

01:00:14.000 And then Charlemagne goes, you should take the whole thing down.

01:00:17.000 Take it all down.

01:00:18.000 Which is like, why?

01:00:19.000 This has been viewed.

01:00:20.000 When I put this up, it had been viewed about 1.3 million times.

01:00:23.000 So I'm sure by the time you see it, or by the time this is a week old, it'll be like five to ten million.

01:00:29.000 So the cat's out of the bag.

01:00:33.000 And I heard Kanye called Noray and said, was that part meant to go out?

01:00:38.000 No, that was the quiet part.

01:00:40.000 You weren't supposed to say it out loud.

01:00:43.000 You have a mic in your face, dude.

01:00:45.000 What did you think?

01:00:46.000 You're just hanging out at a buddy's house?

01:00:47.000 Wait a minute, Ryan.

01:00:48.000 This part isn't going out, is it?

01:00:51.000 Yeah, all of this is going out.

01:00:52.000 This is.

01:00:53.000 Oh, yo.

01:00:54.000 She. 0.93

01:00:56.000 By the way, check out AIU's third part on the whole Saeed thing.

01:01:02.000 It's a real masterpiece.

01:01:04.000 His three parts on Said.

01:01:05.000 If you're going to check out one thing besides my show, which I'm wary of because I don't want you to fall in love with anyone else, but the past, those three things on Saeed that AIU did are fucking gold.

01:01:16.000 Gavin, I'm going to let you finish the screen screen.

01:01:18.000 But first of all, I want to say AIU had one of the best third-part videos on that guy, Said.

01:01:24.000 That's what I just said.

01:01:26.000 I'm going to let you finish, though.

01:01:28.000 Too late.

01:01:30.000 Yeah, because by the way, you know, one thing is there's nothing whiter than English itself.

01:01:36.000 I do not like to read.

01:01:38.000 Like, I do not like to work out.

01:01:40.000 Like, I do not, like, you know, certain, there's certain stuff in life that is currently necessary that I don't like.

01:01:50.000 That don't make, I'm not disregarding people.

01:01:54.000 Some people are more powerful.

01:01:56.000 How many people do you know that can read very well, that can't dance very well?

01:02:00.000 But see, look, talking about articulation, could it be said?

01:02:03.000 I'm the hunter of ultimate that it's misunderstood that reading equals knowledge.

01:02:13.000 That's misunderstood because you have to read books to really have knowledge.

01:02:18.000 That's right.

01:02:19.000 And if, and the information isn't there, you know where the information, the knowledge is from?

01:02:29.000 The knowledge is from the two fathers.

01:02:31.000 Who are the two fathers?

01:02:32.000 God of Jesus.

01:02:33.000 Tell us.

01:02:34.000 Your father and the father above?

01:02:36.000 Your father and the father above.

01:02:38.000 Oh, shit, you know what?

01:02:40.000 Now, what is people have to listen to their father?

01:02:42.000 Oh, shit, you speak retard. 1.00

01:02:44.000 Damn.

01:02:45.000 How the fuck do you know that?

01:02:46.000 Okay.

01:02:47.000 How do you listen to someone you can't find?

01:02:49.000 Been to the black community. 1.00

01:02:50.000 They erased the father above.

01:02:52.000 So all you have is the father above.

01:02:54.000 But they've erased that, too.

01:02:56.000 In the messenger.

01:02:57.000 They have contracts.

01:02:58.000 There was a contract.

01:03:00.000 Now, you know why he has his hat.

01:03:02.000 He's running for president.

01:03:04.000 Yeah.

01:03:05.000 He drops a lot of hints there.

01:03:07.000 He says, I'm not allowed for political reasons to talk about what's happened the next election for president, but I think I could do a better job than Trump.

01:03:14.000 And then later on, he goes, and I might be getting into politics in a few years.

01:03:18.000 Hint, hint.

01:03:20.000 So you already let the cat out of the bag on that one, too.

01:03:24.000 Victory Boyd that signed to Rock Nation.

01:03:26.000 A line inside of the contract that I'm sure Jay.

01:03:29.000 You think it was a mistake, but he had 2023 on the hat in the Tucker interview.

01:03:34.000 Oh, really?

01:03:34.000 Yeah, I don't know if somebody was like, oh, if you're talking about president, that's not happening until 2024.

01:03:38.000 He'd be like, oh, shit.

01:03:39.000 I got it.

01:03:39.000 All right, I got another hat.

01:03:40.000 I reprinted it.

01:03:42.000 And Beyonce Never Saw was, it said that victory would not be able to sing about Christ or be able to sing about God in the contract.

01:03:53.000 Rhythm and blues was the first step of taking God out of the people because we had gospel. 0.93

01:04:01.000 Aretha Franklin had gospel.

01:04:03.000 Rachel Charles.

01:04:05.000 Patty LaBelle.

01:04:06.000 Patty LeBron with your Yeezy Slippers.

01:04:07.000 I gave him Yeezy Slippers.

01:04:08.000 He wore a lot of people.

01:04:09.000 Look at Chris Smith and the Impressions.

01:04:10.000 That was all doo-wop.

01:04:11.000 It was all about love.

01:04:14.000 And gospel has never stopped.

01:04:15.000 It's a huge industry that sells millions upon millions of records.

01:04:21.000 Yeah, right here.

01:04:22.000 Yeah, did you see that?

01:04:23.000 I sent you the footage.

01:04:24.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:04:26.000 Come on, come on. 0.99

01:04:26.000 I didn't see it. 0.99

01:04:27.000 I just said, yeah, yeah, because I'm like, RB was in the same place.

01:04:30.000 What time stamp are we at, Ryan?

01:04:32.000 127.35.

01:04:34.000 Okay.

01:04:35.000 Maybe I went too far ahead because we're not doing Jews anymore, are we? 1.00

01:04:39.000 We hit the Jew media part. 0.91

01:04:41.000 Go back to 120.

01:04:45.000 You're still kind of talking about Moses?

01:04:48.000 Well, remember where we are.

01:04:50.000 Name this person a cup, right?

01:04:52.000 And this person jumps out the window and he goes, man, well, yo, Kanye, and then Kanye gets back With Kim, y'all fall back in love.

01:05:02.000 Now, this person is throwing the fuck out the way because he just forgot your wife, and now you get back with your wife.

01:05:08.000 Hold on, hold on, you get back with your wife. 0.99

01:05:11.000 So, working out and reading is a white thing, or not a black thing, but drinking. 0.86

01:05:16.000 Um, where did drinking come from?

01:05:19.000 Or wearing shirts or having drinking, having microphones around 137.

01:05:25.000 Whoops, jump to 137.

01:05:27.000 You don't have no regular girl.

01:05:32.000 If you go against them, I put the White Lives Matter t-shirt and they cancel my shows.

01:05:36.000 They've actually called multiple people and threatened them to step away from me.

01:05:43.000 They called Candace Owens, they called Tucker Carlson, they call anybody, even the people that was with me when I had the red hat, they called them.

01:05:52.000 Tucker Carlson works for Fox.

01:05:55.000 Fox is not allowed to show anything because just like when Jared Kushner was in office and I say that he held my boy Trump back, think about that.

01:06:05.000 If I had said that four or five years ago, I want to talk about the people that threatened my life.

01:06:09.000 That's when you was in full support of Trump.

01:06:13.000 I'm still in full support of Trump.

01:06:14.000 I just think that I would be better than Trump.

01:06:16.000 You would have said that, Jared.

01:06:19.000 Lined in, it would have been.

01:06:21.000 Lined in with who, though?

01:06:22.000 You said he lined in with Trump.

01:06:23.000 Jared Kushner is an example of how the Jewish people have their hand on every single business that controls the world. 1.00

01:06:37.000 It's so spicy.

01:06:39.000 Wow, that's really spicy.

01:06:41.000 That's really, really dangerous.

01:06:44.000 That's Mexican and Chinese at the same time. 0.75

01:06:46.000 That's really, really dangerous.

01:06:48.000 I was going to tweet.

01:06:49.000 You know what?

01:06:49.000 I totally disagree with Kanye.

01:06:50.000 I think what he said is disgusting.

01:06:52.000 I love the Jew-owned media and banks. 0.97

01:06:55.000 Everybody knows that.

01:06:56.000 Faux fact.

01:06:57.000 Like, have you ever seen the movie, Lego movie, where the guy realizes everything is the same company?

01:07:03.000 That's what's happening.

01:07:04.000 By the way, we can't be mad at him.

01:07:06.000 And you can't call me anti-Semitic for calling out.

01:07:11.000 You can't call me anti-Semitic for saying I'm going DEF CON 3.

01:07:14.000 I think what you said pretty anti-Semitic, except for the fact that I am Jew.

01:07:20.000 And you said you can't be mad at them.

01:07:26.000 I am legend.

01:07:27.000 I am Jew.

01:07:28.000 The sequel.

01:07:29.000 I am Jew, Wild, Wild West.

01:07:31.000 And do the same.

01:07:32.000 You know what?

01:07:33.000 That's an important question.

01:07:34.000 This is the least intellectual, intellectual discussion I've ever heard in my life.

01:07:39.000 But I am because I'm jealous because I'm a human being.

01:07:41.000 And you want the same for.

01:07:42.000 And I'm a competitor.

01:07:44.000 I want my people to rise up like the Jewish people.

01:07:47.000 I'm a competitor.

01:07:48.000 I feel that if I am not the leader, I'm one of the strongest, most vocal leaders.

01:07:54.000 And I feel Lauren is the leader.

01:07:55.000 I feel like this multiple.

01:07:59.000 I don't know.

01:07:59.000 Lauren Michaels?

01:08:00.000 Lauren Hill?

01:08:03.000 She's not a leader. 0.99

01:08:04.000 She ain't lead her own brain. 0.98

01:08:06.000 People that are leaders in this community, right?

01:08:09.000 And I'm jealous of the Jewish community. 1.00

01:08:11.000 I'm jealous of how the fact that they do not abort their people. 1.00

01:08:15.000 I'm jealous of how the fact that they say that.

01:08:17.000 I'm jealous.

01:08:18.000 I'm saying it right now.

01:08:19.000 It's coming now.

01:08:20.000 Let me say it, bro.

01:08:21.000 This is coming now.

01:08:22.000 It's coming out.

01:08:23.000 Let me say it.

01:08:24.000 You have to get to it.

01:08:24.000 I'm jealous.

01:08:25.000 I'm jealous of the fact of how they don't abort their babies.

01:08:30.000 I'm jealous of the fact of how they stay with their wives. 0.98

01:08:34.000 I'm jealous of the fact of how they do business together.

01:08:36.000 I'm jealous of the fact of how they...

01:08:41.000 Like when I'm at the airport, I'm constantly disgusted by the way everyone dresses.

01:08:45.000 And then I'll see some Orthodox Jewish couple, and there'll be a lady with a modest skirt. 1.00

01:08:50.000 They'll have three kids.

01:08:52.000 He'll have a dress shirt on, not a suit.

01:08:54.000 He's just dressed like a normal human being.

01:08:57.000 And instead of me going, ah, you fuckers, why do you look sick?

01:09:00.000 I'm like, good.

01:09:01.000 See, finally, someone is stepping up to the plate.

01:09:04.000 Someone cares about how they look.

01:09:05.000 I don't go like, oh, where'd you get that?

01:09:06.000 A shirt.

01:09:08.000 It's just such a strange instinct.

01:09:09.000 And I've noticed with this whole interview, I watched the whole thing.

01:09:11.000 He's got so much animosity towards other people's successes, as opposed to recognizing and going, that's good.

01:09:18.000 I wish more people did that.

01:09:19.000 He's always like, you got rich.

01:09:21.000 He talks about Jews being managers for artists.

01:09:24.000 And he says, there's plenty of Jews that manage black performers.

01:09:29.000 There's no black performers managing Jews.

01:09:31.000 It's like, well, go do it then, dude.

01:09:33.000 Go manage bands.

01:09:36.000 Are you saying you can't?

01:09:37.000 I know a music manager who had a few rap artists in his roster.

01:09:41.000 He was a manager, yeah.

01:09:42.000 And he goes, I had to drop rap.

01:09:44.000 It was like the wild, wild, wild west.

01:09:46.000 He was like, they don't do contracts.

01:09:49.000 It's super violent.

01:09:50.000 There's too much drug money involved.

01:09:51.000 You never know if you're going to get paid or not.

01:09:53.000 It's the wild, wild west.

01:09:55.000 And I'm not getting involved.

01:09:56.000 I need contracts, lawyers.

01:09:58.000 I need everything to be above board.

01:09:59.000 So I'm sticking to all non-rap music.

01:10:03.000 Is that Jews world? 1.00

01:10:06.000 Read their contracts and understand their contracts.

01:10:08.000 I'm jealous of the fact.

01:10:10.000 I'm jealous of the way Jewish people do business. 1.00

01:10:14.000 But you are Jew. 1.00

01:10:15.000 Yeah.

01:10:16.000 You are Jew. 0.99

01:10:17.000 Jealous, not just for me, but for our entire culture.

01:10:21.000 And I believe that once we rise up, that we will have a position to be able to serve God because it's not about taking over the world.

01:10:29.000 I'm in my position to serve God.

01:10:31.000 Billionaire, by the way.

01:10:33.000 Pretty good position.

01:10:36.000 What is your position?

01:10:37.000 Doggy style?

01:10:38.000 Well, you fuck us all up the ass?

01:10:40.000 Is it Michael Itkus where you're laying prone with your little butt twitching?

01:10:48.000 We need an arrow taint like the Jews. 1.00

01:10:51.000 What?

01:10:51.000 I'm jealous of Mike Itkiss for his sex positive videos.

01:10:56.000 It's not about taking over the world.

01:10:58.000 God runs the world.

01:10:59.000 We need to be in service to God.

01:11:02.000 And we all need to be in service to God.

01:11:04.000 So I'm jealous.

01:11:05.000 And you know what?

01:11:06.000 Because when I would speak on the Khaled and Drake record, why I speak on that?

01:11:10.000 Out of jealousy.

01:11:12.000 When I was speaking on Drake, why I speak on that?

01:11:14.000 Out of jealousy.

01:11:15.000 Why I'm speaking on the Jewish culture?

01:11:17.000 Why I'm speaking on that?

01:11:18.000 Out of jealousy.

01:11:19.000 I'm jealous of the Jewish culture. 1.00

01:11:23.000 Jealousy is a sin, by the way.

01:11:24.000 And on the other side of jealousy is usually disappointment for yourself or the ones that you're speaking up that don't rise to the same greatness.

01:11:30.000 So you could do work.

01:11:33.000 It's also not a very communal mindset.

01:11:37.000 You're not really thinking of society as one when you're jealous of someone else.

01:11:41.000 You should be more like, yeah, let's do more of the stuff like that.

01:11:43.000 That's right, right.

01:11:44.000 I want that stuff.

01:11:45.000 Inspired by that because they are a God-fearing people.

01:11:48.000 So we're all in the same boat.

01:11:49.000 We're not atheists here.

01:11:51.000 I just thought of that right now.

01:11:53.000 But it had to happen.

01:11:56.000 But that's why it's going to win an Emmy.

01:11:59.000 That's why we're going to be standing there next to Chris Rock and Will Smith and everybody.

01:12:04.000 He's saying this show, this episode is going to win an Emmy.

01:12:07.000 Anyway, it goes on like that.

01:12:08.000 You have to check it out for yourself.

01:12:10.000 It's a wild ride.

01:12:11.000 It's a wild ride.

01:12:22.000 Okay, so kind of a couple of interesting threads about that video and getting good at it, if you will.

01:12:28.000 I'd like to say something, though, my opinion on this whole anti-Semitic trope.

01:12:32.000 I don't like when people call Marx and Lenin and Soros Jews because they were atheists.

01:12:40.000 And you don't get to try to sabotage the world, which those three people have done and in Soros' case are doing, and then get religious exemption.

01:12:48.000 You don't get to not believe in God and then when you get attacked, say, hey, I'm a God-fearing Jew.

01:12:54.000 So that's part one of my beef with this kind of mentality.

01:13:01.000 And my proof of that is the way they will treat real Jews. 1.00

01:13:05.000 I call those guys ginos, Jews in name only. 1.00

01:13:09.000 And look at the way they will flush Israel down the toilet and say, fuck Israel.

01:13:12.000 We're like Jews for peace or something, and they side with Palestinians. 0.99

01:13:17.000 You see some gay secular Jew being pro-Palestine. 0.95

01:13:20.000 And you're like, dude, Palestinians want gays and Jews and gay Jews dead. 0.99

01:13:26.000 They don't want them fined.

01:13:28.000 They don't want them to be segregated.

01:13:29.000 They want them dead.

01:13:30.000 So you're supporting a group of people that want your people to die.

01:13:36.000 You know what that means?

01:13:37.000 That means you're a ruthless, fucking savage Bolshevik. 0.50

01:13:42.000 And look at the way these Bolsheviks at the New York Times came after these Hasidic schools.

01:13:47.000 They were happy to flush Hasidim down the toilet and destroy their education because Hasidim are unpopular. 1.00

01:13:54.000 So I'll destroy them first.

01:13:56.000 No one will mind.

01:13:57.000 That'll set a precedent.

01:13:58.000 Now I can go after Catholic schools.

01:14:00.000 Now I can go after Christian schools. 0.97

01:14:02.000 These are atheists.

01:14:03.000 And my problem with lumping them into your anti-Semitism is it absolves not just them by giving them religious exemption, but it absolves the non-Jewish elites. 0.60

01:14:13.000 Our problem are the elites.

01:14:15.000 Our problem are mostly white elites, by the way. 0.99

01:14:19.000 And don't sleep on Bill Gates.

01:14:22.000 Don't sleep on non-Jewish elites just because you're off on a tangent with this anti-Semitism.

01:14:26.000 But anyway, this guy, I'll leave it up to you whether he's off on a tangent or not.

01:14:33.000 He claims that they are carefully using Kanye to make anti-Semites look bad.

01:14:42.000 Go down.

01:14:47.000 Kanye West has controlled opposition.

01:14:49.000 In order to come to this conclusion, I've taken a look at his family history.

01:14:51.000 He's born to Donda and Ray West.

01:14:55.000 His dad was a member of the Black Panther Party in the 60s and 70s.

01:14:58.000 Now, go down.

01:15:02.000 The Black Panthers were funded by Jews. 0.98

01:15:04.000 I would say they were funded by rich, liberal elites who were disproportionately secular Jews.

01:15:13.000 Convince black people you're leading them to their liberation while simultaneously infiltrating the government and purposely, thank you for not saying purposefully, inciting racial tensions with the ultimate goal of a one-world government.

01:15:25.000 Okay, he's got a link there.

01:15:28.000 Keep going.

01:15:30.000 The communist Jews, communists are atheists, want a world where only two races exist, the Jew and the non-Jew. 0.91

01:15:37.000 Interracial mixing takes away the noble concept of individualized racial unity and instead promotes diversity. 0.96

01:15:42.000 Rabbi Abraham Feinberg advocated for interracial relationships.

01:15:47.000 He was ordained a rabbi at the Hebrew Union College in Cincinnati, which was under the leadership of Isaac M. Weiss.

01:15:53.000 Okay.

01:15:56.000 As I mentioned, Kanye's father is Black Panther.

01:15:58.000 Tupac Shakir, considered the greatest rabbi of all time, had both a mother and a father who were Black Panther Party members in New York in the 60s and 70s.

01:16:06.000 Yes.

01:16:08.000 Pretty normal, though.

01:16:09.000 Like Tupac was a part of the rich, creative middle-class community, I think, in New Orleans.

01:16:14.000 And if you're educated, wealthy, and black, you're going to be a member of that organization in the 60s and 70s.

01:16:22.000 She was part of a Panther criminal trial. 0.96

01:16:24.000 She was acquitted over 150 charges because we live in a very PC society.

01:16:30.000 She personally made a check to help the Panthers.

01:16:33.000 Mr. Bernstein of New York Philharmonic supported them.

01:16:36.000 Yes, liberals.

01:16:38.000 Jews played a big part in the initial stage of Tupac's career.

01:16:43.000 Here, Shakur, already aspiring rapper, met Lila Steinberg.

01:16:47.000 He moved in with Steinberg's husband and two children, with Steinberg serving as mentor and manager.

01:16:53.000 Okay.

01:16:56.000 And wait, what's that article?

01:16:58.000 The secret Jewish history of Tupac Shakir.

01:17:01.000 Yep.

01:17:01.000 Wait, that's at forward.com.

01:17:03.000 That's the Jewish paper.

01:17:05.000 Keep going.

01:17:08.000 How did this Kanye beef originally start with the exchange of text message between Diddy and Kanye, where Kanye called Diddy a fed for the Jews?

01:17:15.000 Which was on the thing we just saw.

01:17:17.000 Kanye then hops on a podcast hosted by Revolt TV, which was founded by Diddy, to expose Jew supremacy. 0.93

01:17:24.000 Okay.

01:17:27.000 Most iconic rap beef of all times.

01:17:31.000 Help Biggie revitalize a New York rap scene.

01:17:33.000 Yes, we're familiar with that.

01:17:36.000 After Diddy discovered BIG was going to sign to Bad Boy, he signed him to Bad Boy Records.

01:17:41.000 Biggie's unsolved misery.

01:17:42.000 Died in Los Angeles.

01:17:43.000 Keep going.

01:17:44.000 We all knew this.

01:17:47.000 Rumors are Biggie was about to leave Bad Boy for a deal worth more than $60 million.

01:17:52.000 I can believe that.

01:17:53.000 It also rumored Diddy played a role in Tupac's death, paying $1 million to have Crips members.

01:17:56.000 I can believe that too.

01:17:58.000 We've got to make that Jewish, though, if you're going to maintain your hypothesis. 0.94

01:18:01.000 Well, Crips wear that blue color and also they use the six-point star.

01:18:06.000 Very Jewish. 0.83

01:18:06.000 No, that's the gangster disciples. 0.83

01:18:09.000 No, it's the Crips.

01:18:10.000 Well, it's the Gangster Disciples, too, then.

01:18:12.000 It might be.

01:18:14.000 Interesting how both Kanye and Tupac, who I would agree outside of Jewish rapper Drake, are the most iconic rappers of the past 30 years have so much in common.

01:18:21.000 And they've both been in the most outspoken when it comes to political ideas and fighting against the system.

01:18:25.000 We're kind of trailing off here.

01:18:27.000 Is that it?

01:18:30.000 Two rappers with Black Panther revolutionary parents are speaking out against the system.

01:18:34.000 Sounds like grooming.

01:18:36.000 Sounds like liberals.

01:18:40.000 Chobad runs Hollywood.

01:18:42.000 Ben Shapiro has attended Chabad events.

01:18:44.000 Blah, blah, blah.

01:18:45.000 I'm getting bored.

01:18:46.000 Are you?

01:18:50.000 Because everyone is very Israel first with Trump being a leader. 0.65

01:18:53.000 Yep.

01:18:54.000 But Jews hate Trump.

01:18:57.000 And every Jew you've mentioned that is in media and music despises Trump and me.

01:19:03.000 Kanye talks about meeting the Kushners.

01:19:05.000 I'm bored.

01:19:06.000 Sorry.

01:19:07.000 You can look that up on your own time.

01:19:10.000 I've only got like an hour of show in me a day.

01:19:13.000 And then with letters and everything, it ends up being an hour and a half.

01:19:15.000 Kanye needs to pull his pants up.

01:19:19.000 Zubi is not.

01:19:20.000 Oh, my God.

01:19:21.000 Denzel Washington.

01:19:23.000 No, I'm Morgan Freeman.

01:19:25.000 Oh, right.

01:19:25.000 Morgan Freeman.

01:19:26.000 Sorry.

01:19:27.000 Denzel Washington is another black man. 0.58

01:19:30.000 I am Denzel Washington with being creative today.

01:19:33.000 Dunzel Washington.

01:19:35.000 Yeah, see, I fucked up that joke.

01:19:37.000 It's all right.

01:19:38.000 So, Morgan Freeman, I noticed you're God in, I think, more than one movie.

01:19:42.000 It kind of shows you how we worship black people in this country.

01:19:45.000 Not only is that true in the movie Bruce Almighty and Evan Almighty, but also in the show The Dahmer series on Netflix.

01:19:56.000 You know, I was wondering while I was watching that show why all the black scenes are so slow and I want to fast forward them. 0.68

01:20:03.000 And I'm thinking to myself, I'm not a racist.

01:20:05.000 I'm Jew.

01:20:07.000 Excuse me.

01:20:07.000 I'm black.

01:20:08.000 And then I realized what are the characters of black people in the show?

01:20:14.000 And they're all wise, sage-like creatures that have no flaws.

01:20:19.000 So when you're watching a dialogue between two unflawed characters, there's nothing really to grasp onto.

01:20:25.000 They're just sitting there reading fortune cookies.

01:20:28.000 Okay, but they're not God.

01:20:30.000 No, but they're smart as shit.

01:20:37.000 Shit.

01:20:38.000 For real, though, I was watching it and I was like, why are all these black scenes so boring? 1.00

01:20:41.000 Well, that's why all of this, like, putting them on a pedestal is racist, because they have no character.

01:20:47.000 They become unlikable.

01:20:47.000 Like, Don Cheadle, Until House of Liars, is just this brown piece of paper.

01:20:52.000 Right.

01:20:52.000 Where you could shoot him in the head and you wouldn't be like, oh, no, there's that guy who liked that girl, but then he dumped this chick and he cheated and he's flawed and he's a person with depth.

01:21:02.000 It's always just like, hello.

01:21:03.000 Like that fucking Adam Sandler movie where he's Adam's best friend.

01:21:07.000 And Adam lost his wife in 9-11.

01:21:10.000 Uh-huh.

01:21:11.000 Uh-huh.

01:21:12.000 And he's just like, hey, man, you need to stop being so hard on me.

01:21:16.000 Rain over me, I think.

01:21:17.000 You need to get out more.

01:21:18.000 And you're just like, can you be his friend and have some color, please, colored person?

01:21:24.000 I was literally wondering, I was like, why are they all delivering their lines like this?

01:21:26.000 Be like, I saw him.

01:21:28.000 I saw that boy.

01:21:30.000 You know what we need to do?

01:21:31.000 The mom who lives next door, who had the whole thing cracked. 1.00

01:21:34.000 Which is a fake character, by the way.

01:21:36.000 And so much of the black stuff is just inserted into that.

01:21:40.000 Like, there was a conversation between one of the victims that escaped and then a cop.

01:21:43.000 And he's like, so let me get this straight.

01:21:45.000 You're going to trust a white guy with a record over a black guy with no record? 0.97

01:21:49.000 And they're like, that never happened.

01:21:50.000 It's just, they just forced racism.

01:21:51.000 Also, the two cops.

01:21:52.000 That's Netflix, too.

01:21:53.000 Yeah, the two cops that returned the Asian boy back to him.

01:21:58.000 That was a big, big boo-boo.

01:21:59.000 But they never gave him an award.

01:22:01.000 In the show, they gave him this award.

01:22:02.000 Officers of the year.

01:22:04.000 Officers of the Killing Asians Award. 1.00

01:22:06.000 Yeah.

01:22:07.000 But, yeah.

01:22:08.000 All right, let's get to the mailbag.

01:22:09.000 I got to go get my computer.

01:22:11.000 We shan't and we shall.

01:22:14.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dead.

01:22:18.000 Let's turn the price together.

01:22:24.000 Let me touch it.

01:22:26.000 Ryan?

01:22:27.000 What's that?

01:22:28.000 Keep them interested.

01:22:29.000 I'm not turning.

01:22:30.000 Okay, I'm still Morgan Freeman.

01:22:34.000 Whoa, look at me, boy.

01:22:36.000 You're never going to leave.

01:22:40.000 Oh, I'm Morgan Freeman's ghost.

01:22:42.000 I've got cookie crisp on my cheeks.

01:22:45.000 I'm going to do only hacked impressions from that one.

01:22:47.000 Christopher Walken, Robert De Niro.

01:22:49.000 Alex Jones.

01:22:51.000 Yeah, that one I never did.

01:22:53.000 Trump was one of those two, and then I gave in.

01:22:55.000 And then look at me now.

01:22:57.000 Well, you did a whole segment as Chinese and Mexican Trump.

01:23:00.000 I did.

01:23:01.000 This weekend, didn't you?

01:23:02.000 It's going to be on Jason Scoop.

01:23:04.000 I always credit that boy for teaching me the body language of Trump.

01:23:08.000 Frankly, if you look at the numbers, wow, really?

01:23:12.000 But yeah, I'm going to be on his show, the Trump Show Podcast, Jason Scoop.

01:23:18.000 If he was bad, I'd call him Jason Poop, but he's good.

01:23:22.000 Steve Wilde is a Trump fan.

01:23:26.000 Is the subject.

01:23:28.000 He's wearing the Biden shirt as satire.

01:23:30.000 Steve met Trump on several occasions, gifted Trump a Rolex, and led him to a podcast, which got removed, and you commented on its removal.

01:23:37.000 And then he calls me Retard.

01:23:39.000 Ouch.

01:23:41.000 That stings.

01:23:43.000 Steve and his crew have also sold merchandise, mocking Joe Biden.

01:23:47.000 You're pretty of on this one.

01:23:51.000 This guy thinks I'm pretty of.

01:23:53.000 Yep.

01:23:54.000 Maybe if he had read a book before, he'd know what the word off means.

01:24:02.000 Gav, you haven't had gay for men in a while. 0.93

01:24:05.000 That's a good point.

01:24:07.000 This has more torque than a Lamborghini.

01:24:10.000 Lamborghinis have a lot of torque.

01:24:14.000 Wow.

01:24:15.000 Wow.

01:24:18.000 What a beautiful machine.

01:24:20.000 That should be a gay for men. 1.00

01:24:22.000 That's what he just said.

01:24:25.000 I see a separate.

01:24:26.000 That's a totally separate email from me.

01:24:29.000 Oh, it says gay for men under it.

01:24:30.000 Okay.

01:24:34.000 How many are there just for fun?

01:24:36.000 I don't know anything about tractors, obviously, but I have a sneaking suspicion that that steam-powered, what do you call those?

01:24:45.000 Fuck.

01:24:46.000 Plows or plow?

01:24:48.000 I'm dumb.

01:24:49.000 is way more effective and efficient than any gas-powered one.

01:24:55.000 Just pulling that theory out of my ass, but it is a beautiful machine.

01:25:00.000 Yes, it is.

01:25:01.000 Yes, it is.

01:25:02.000 Look at that beautiful, beautiful machine.

01:25:05.000 Um, no, not doing that, not gonna do it, not gonna do it.

01:25:13.000 Sexual sacrifice. 0.99

01:25:15.000 Gee, I don't go softer after I don't go soft after I ejaculate.

01:25:19.000 I don't know why.

01:25:20.000 Oh, yeah.

01:25:20.000 Sex just becomes uncomfortable and unenjoyable.

01:25:23.000 Nonetheless, I continue for the satisfaction of my wife.

01:25:26.000 I call this my last stand mode.

01:25:29.000 Thank you very much for that update.

01:25:32.000 Wow.

01:25:34.000 He also adds, when a 25-year-old black guy gets killed while committing a crime, the news uses his baby pictures.

01:25:39.000 When a teenage white guy gets murdered for no reason, the news uses a pic of him from football looking intimidating.

01:25:46.000 Yes, and you know my theory on that too.

01:25:49.000 Are there races that hate white people?

01:25:51.000 No.

01:25:52.000 They are American middle-class people, which is all of the media, are petrified of a race war.

01:25:59.000 They're petrified of increasing tensions between blacks and whites, and they want everyone to get along because they're weak. 0.99

01:26:06.000 So they lie and black failure, white guilt. 0.94

01:26:11.000 They portray whites as bad and blacks as good, hoping just to get along. 0.81

01:26:15.000 Like, I don't think it's this big Machiavellian plan to destroy the white race.

01:26:20.000 I think it's just people are like, oh, God, these guys are really bad.

01:26:25.000 They're really scary.

01:26:26.000 They cut up a little girl and put her in a suitcase.

01:26:28.000 Let's show a baby picture. 0.98

01:26:29.000 I don't want any trouble.

01:26:32.000 I don't have a problem with any truth.

01:26:35.000 What was it?

01:26:36.000 Who was it who said that?

01:26:38.000 John Adams or something?

01:26:39.000 There's not a truth existing, which I fear or would not want known to the entire world.

01:26:47.000 Joe Biden in 1997 dropped a turd and rolled down his shorts onto the Hall of Congress floor.

01:26:54.000 Nobody ever wrote an article about that.

01:26:57.000 But I know, because I saw it.

01:26:59.000 Is that true?

01:27:00.000 Are you saying that is God?

01:27:02.000 Maybe.

01:27:03.000 Thomas Jefferson, there is not a truth existing which I fear or would wish unknown to the whole world.

01:27:10.000 Kind of clunky quote, Tom.

01:27:12.000 Shouldn't it be, there's not a truth existing which I fear or would not want known to the whole world?

01:27:20.000 There is not a truth I would not want known to the whole world.

01:27:22.000 Bam.

01:27:23.000 Boom.

01:27:23.000 Brevity is wit.

01:27:24.000 Bam.

01:27:24.000 Fixed it for you.

01:27:26.000 Let's go.

01:27:31.000 New drop, how Gavin reacts to robot videos.

01:27:34.000 Start the video at 6.45 for a drop-worthy clip.

01:27:38.000 Or 5.35 for full content.

01:27:39.000 Let's just do 6.45.

01:27:41.000 All right, 6.45.

01:27:43.000 Great time.

01:27:46.000 If it ever loads.

01:27:48.000 Oh, there it is.

01:27:49.000 6.45.

01:27:51.000 Yeah.

01:27:57.000 And bam. 0.99

01:27:59.000 Dropping the needs.

01:28:00.000 No, I wouldn't say bam, exactly.

01:28:04.000 Though our future seems grim, we will prevail.

01:28:11.000 We will prevail.

01:28:13.000 This is the drop?

01:28:17.000 I thought I had vetted these.

01:28:18.000 Shut the fuck up. 1.00

01:28:19.000 No one cares about your robot fanfiction.

01:28:22.000 There we go.

01:28:22.000 You know your fucking place, trash, fucking robots.

01:28:27.000 Oh, that's good.

01:28:27.000 Fucking robots.

01:28:29.000 They ain't got no soul.

01:28:31.000 Yeah, but he's talking about real robots.

01:28:33.000 That's my beef with them is that they're not a thing.

01:28:35.000 They don't exist.

01:28:38.000 G-Dog, we need to know more about this ad guy.

01:28:40.000 Haven't been able to stop thinking about that interaction you guys had during the live show.

01:28:43.000 Me neither.

01:28:44.000 Everybody loves the ad guy.

01:28:46.000 It's very stern.

01:28:47.000 It's very Howard Stern.

01:28:49.000 You got to get shit rolling downhill so Ryan could start laughing at other people, too.

01:28:54.000 That's why I was laughing so hard.

01:28:56.000 I was like, finally, some of the shit he said made me believe he's just been fucking with you.

01:29:00.000 Remember when he was going, beep bop, babo bop, he started singing?

01:29:05.000 That's pretty good.

01:29:07.000 Also, the bears are on in the background is one.

01:29:09.000 I actually had to look up to see if the bears played that night, and they did.

01:29:13.000 They did, okay.

01:29:13.000 But I've also met people that are that fucking brain dead.

01:29:16.000 Please tell me you found out.

01:29:16.000 So I know a lot about him.

01:29:19.000 I don't want to call his name in the name of his company.

01:29:21.000 I'm not quite ready to destroy him yet.

01:29:24.000 I'm not that.

01:29:25.000 Like, he's fired because of incompetence.

01:29:28.000 So I'm not out for revenge the way I would be if it was something more malicious.

01:29:32.000 He didn't betray us or anything.

01:29:33.000 He's still a good guy.

01:29:34.000 And if it was a prank, I don't want to give him free advertising.

01:29:39.000 But get this.

01:29:40.000 My brother is from Ottawa.

01:29:42.000 We're both from Ottawa, but he lived there longer than me, I guess.

01:29:45.000 And so Ottawa's a super liberal town.

01:29:46.000 It's the Washington, D.C. of Canada.

01:29:48.000 It's where the capital is.

01:29:51.000 And one of his liberal friends, he clipped the thing because he was laughing his head off, right?

01:29:55.000 Because it was funny.

01:29:57.000 And his friend goes, yeah, I'm not buying it.

01:30:00.000 My brother goes, not buying what?

01:30:02.000 And he goes, eh, it's all Gavin set the whole thing up.

01:30:06.000 Oh, they think it's.

01:30:08.000 And he wanted to show that anti-Semitic cartoon.

01:30:12.000 And I'm like, okay.

01:30:14.000 Why am I using one of my advertisers, though, as like part of my joke and completely shitting on their brand?

01:30:22.000 Isn't that a really dumb move?

01:30:25.000 And he went, yeah, you know, Gavin has tons of money.

01:30:29.000 He doesn't care.

01:30:31.000 Okay.

01:30:32.000 If that was going to be a thing, I'd probably create a fake sponsor.

01:30:37.000 Right.

01:30:37.000 And then drop it.

01:30:38.000 Rather than just get some, you know, they're not veteran-owned, but like beard vet or one of these veteran-owned CBD things and be like, you're going down the toilet.

01:30:45.000 I'm a Bolshevik.

01:30:46.000 And you're a fucking Hasid. 1.00

01:30:48.000 And fuck you. 0.98

01:30:50.000 And help me just even a little bit make a slightly funny joke.

01:30:53.000 I'm going to wipe you out.

01:30:54.000 So that makes no sense.

01:30:57.000 But the big picture of the Thursday show Is if he's a prankster and he set up a fake account for one of our clients and it has an anti-Semitic cartoon, obviously we're not going with that prank anymore, you're fired.

01:31:15.000 If you are so retarded that you allowed for one of our clients to have an anti-Semitic cartoon, well, you're obviously fired. 0.97

01:31:24.000 So at the end of the day, it's the same solution for both.

01:31:27.000 Whether it's a prank or he's a loser, he's obviously fired.

01:31:32.000 You think he's got to go?

01:31:34.000 Anyway, you think about it.

01:31:37.000 Oh.

01:31:38.000 But the thing I love about it is it's very funny either way.

01:31:43.000 I'm either dealing with the King of Sprinkles, and it's an honor to be in your presence, sir.

01:31:47.000 You went undercover as a spy, salesman for...

01:31:52.000 The entire time we've had this show?

01:31:54.000 Years since like the first couple of live shows.

01:31:56.000 My gut says like four years.

01:31:58.000 So you go undercover, and we didn't get money from him.

01:32:01.000 Like thousands.

01:32:02.000 I don't know.

01:32:03.000 I'm going to just say 25 grand over the years.

01:32:06.000 Now, the sponsors don't really pay very much.

01:32:08.000 Maybe he's investing in a prank.

01:32:11.000 It's a prankster.

01:32:12.000 So the guy does all that work.

01:32:14.000 He gets money.

01:32:14.000 And like a lot, like Johnny Apple CBD, like that was a normal account where we got normal money and the client was happy and we were happy.

01:32:22.000 Beard Vet, same thing.

01:32:23.000 The coffee company.

01:32:25.000 Right.

01:32:25.000 So we had real clients, which makes me think that he's just unbelievably.

01:32:30.000 But my favorite part of the whole thing was he sees the anti-Semitic cartoon. 0.75

01:32:34.000 He goes, oh, that's not the picture I sent him.

01:32:39.000 Does he even know what that cartoon is?

01:32:41.000 I don't think so.

01:32:44.000 My tech guy was like, I spent five minutes screaming at our ad guy today, and I'm like, we don't have an ad guy.

01:32:50.000 What are you talking about?

01:32:52.000 Oh, that means tomorrow night we'll have no reads.

01:32:54.000 You know, if Gavin really loved me.

01:32:57.000 Oh, final video, Christopher.

01:32:58.000 Final video.

01:33:00.000 Okay, let's go to the final video.

01:33:02.000 Christopher Watkin doesn't whisper?

01:33:04.000 He does.

01:33:06.000 I haven't seen him talk.

01:33:07.000 He does this sometimes.

01:33:09.000 I guess.

01:33:10.000 Baba Boo Yow Baba Boo Yow I was going to say, if Gavin really loves gold, he'd keep that guy on because he's gold.

01:33:31.000 No, I don't want him.

01:33:32.000 I'm relieved that he's fired.

01:33:34.000 Dealing with that guy was a fucking nightmare.

01:33:37.000 Remember, he would, and again, if this is a prank, he'd get us pizza for the show.

01:33:41.000 This is back when it was 9 to 11.

01:33:43.000 Clearly, we've already eaten dinner.

01:33:46.000 We have kids.

01:33:47.000 Dads are done eating at 9.

01:33:49.000 That's a shirt.

01:33:53.000 I don't know.

01:33:54.000 I just.

01:33:55.000 Where do you stand?

01:33:56.000 I don't even know where you stand.

01:33:57.000 I like the guy.

01:33:58.000 I've known him before we started working together.

01:34:01.000 He worked with Bobo.

01:34:02.000 He did that Lobo sound thing where Bobo had a mixtape or a rap record.

01:34:06.000 And then I was talking to him around that time because I did a project with Bobo too.

01:34:10.000 I don't know.

01:34:11.000 I like the guy a lot.

01:34:12.000 I think that it's funny to have a guy.

01:34:14.000 Wait, so go back a step.

01:34:16.000 You don't know, and don't give away the final video.

01:34:18.000 You don't know if he's a prankster or not, but you like him anyway?

01:34:22.000 I don't think he's a prankster.

01:34:23.000 I mean, you would be talking about a high-level prank where it's years in the making.

01:34:29.000 That's a lot of.

01:34:30.000 Yeah, I'm leaning towards that too.

01:34:32.000 I think he's just.

01:34:34.000 But imagine, like, you see that cartoon, which just think of it as a swastika, okay?

01:34:38.000 It's a swastika.

01:34:40.000 So imagine you see a swastika with a big mustache and a tam, and you don't go, oh, fuck. 0.99

01:34:47.000 I should have checked on this, which you're already fired for not checking up on the thing.

01:34:51.000 And to say, we bought both URLs.

01:34:54.000 Okay, why don't you check what the other URL looks like?

01:34:57.000 Well, I know the guy.

01:34:59.000 I know that his dad is very sick as of late, and they also moved houses.

01:35:05.000 You have a phone, you can check.

01:35:06.000 He said that in his new place, he didn't have internet for a while, so he would resend the phone.

01:35:11.000 I mean, this.

01:35:11.000 Yeah, you have internet everywhere you go.

01:35:14.000 That's a shitty excuse.

01:35:15.000 But I don't have to get a laptop.

01:35:20.000 But yeah, the whole, the fact that he, oh yeah, that was it.

01:35:24.000 The fact that he said, no, I proofread everything I send.

01:35:27.000 Okay.

01:35:28.000 Well, at the end of this, you mentioned Bubba and Hanks.

01:35:30.000 I wouldn't do that.

01:35:34.000 Okay.

01:35:35.000 Well, you need to get an exorcist over to your house because there's a ghost in your computer.

01:35:40.000 I like how maybe it was floated that Microsoft Outlook would kind of just add stuff.

01:35:44.000 Yeah.

01:35:45.000 Microsoft Outlook, it's not jarbled letters.

01:35:49.000 It's like your old client.

01:35:52.000 Where's the part where he starts singing?

01:35:53.000 Let's see if I could drop the needle.

01:35:55.000 Actually, yeah.

01:35:58.000 He died in January and then Hank totally fucked us.

01:36:02.000 And Hank totally fucked us.

01:36:06.000 Hold on one sec, dude.

01:36:07.000 Oh, fans, but it sounds like some fucking comedy fingers typed that.

01:36:13.000 These are billionaires.

01:36:16.000 It was one of the best shows right now.

01:36:17.000 I got so many documents open.

01:36:19.000 I'm not trying to fuck with you.

01:36:20.000 I got so many documents.

01:36:22.000 So many documents opened up.

01:36:24.000 There's not one little lick of subordination in this entire.

01:36:27.000 The vibe that he's given off is like, hold on.

01:36:29.000 Yeah, your vibe is like the best.

01:36:30.000 Both of us are like, can you believe this shit?

01:36:32.000 It's like when Opie and Anthony would fuck with their managers or they're like, the people in charge.

01:36:38.000 Like, that's the vibe.

01:36:38.000 They'd call the guy in the middle of the day or the early in the morning when he is before he's up.

01:36:42.000 And he's like, guys, what the fuck do you want?

01:36:44.000 He's like, nah, come on.

01:36:45.000 We just want to chat.

01:36:46.000 And how hard is this?

01:36:47.000 Is he your boss?

01:36:50.000 All right.

01:36:50.000 Subject.

01:36:51.000 Let's end the show.

01:36:52.000 It was sent at 6.54 p.m.

01:36:53.000 See you tomorrow at the live show, which will be sponsor-free.

01:36:57.000 Final vid?

01:36:59.000 Oh, yes.

01:37:00.000 Sorry.

01:37:01.000 Let's do the final.

01:37:02.000 Wait.

01:37:02.000 Oh, yeah.

01:37:02.000 We're in the final vid.

01:37:03.000 Yeah.

01:37:04.000 Okay.

01:37:04.000 Let's show the final vid.

01:37:06.000 Ready?

01:37:07.000 Yeah.

01:37:07.000 Sky rules.

01:37:13.000 Guys, my dummy.

01:37:15.000 I said I forgot to put the shoulder straps on.

01:37:24.000 Got him.

01:37:26.000 I love that guy because he risked his job.

01:37:27.000 Everyone's so sensitive these days.

01:37:29.000 Those guys could sue whatever.

01:37:31.000 But I love the scream.

01:37:36.000 Did you hear the scream?

01:37:37.000 I said, "I forgot to put the shoulder straps on." *Screaming* Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.

01:37:49.000 Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.

01:38:06.000 And now the tears of signs find it out so amazing to me.

01:38:18.000 I killed a cat for life to say, or didn't die.

01:38:27.000 Oh no.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - October 17, 2022

S04E177 - KANYE FOR PRESIDENT

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