Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S04E178 - OK GROOMER

00:00:04.000 It's a big girl banger. 1.00

00:00:06.000 It's a big girl banger banger. 1.00

00:00:09.000 Stretch marks tattooed on the 10 lines.

00:00:11.000 It's a big girl banger. 1.00

00:00:13.000 Live from New York.

00:00:16.000 It's get off my lawn with Gavin McKinnon.

00:00:20.000 It's a big girl banger. 1.00

00:00:22.000 Banger.

00:00:22.000 Kirby Curtain wanna see you get nicky.

00:00:25.000 Waking up to the eggs and bicky.

00:00:27.000 With a dude with the booty on the big waist. 0.78

00:00:29.000 Got some dunk in the trunk like a mixtape.

00:00:32.000 Plus size, fun size.

00:00:34.000 Got curves, don't swerve.

00:00:36.000 Strong, confident, hell of a chip.

00:00:38.000 Hell of a chip.

00:00:38.000 Skinny tweens, that's a hell of a fit.

00:00:40.000 Hell of a fit.

00:00:41.000 This a big girl banger. 1.00

00:00:43.000 Fly my plane to the hangar.

00:00:45.000 She got a thumb, thumb, fatty, fatty. 0.99

00:00:47.000 She wanna hump, hump, daddy, daddy. 1.00

00:00:50.000 Eating good, that's dinner, baby.

00:00:51.000 Mama, don't. 1.00

00:00:55.000 That's not a rapper.

00:00:58.000 That's a nerdy fiction writer, kind of a lefty, who noticed that he likes fat chicks. 0.79

00:01:07.000 And so he did a jokey song about it that blew up.

00:01:11.000 And I don't know if he knows what to do now.

00:01:13.000 I guess I'm a rapper now?

00:01:15.000 It's sort of like Aquafina, right?

00:01:17.000 She did that parody about her cunt. 1.00

00:01:21.000 Excuse my language.

00:01:23.000 And it was a parody of that My Dick.

00:01:26.000 Right?

00:01:27.000 That was how she broke into the scene. 0.90

00:01:30.000 And now she's a very accomplished actress who is a 7.8 with makeup and a 5 without.

00:01:40.000 She has an incredible range, Aquafina.

00:01:43.000 That's the kind of girl you see her all dressed up and you go, I'm going to marry this chick. 1.00

00:01:47.000 And then the next morning after the makeup's all over the pillow, you go, woof, you look like an old Chinese man. 1.00

00:01:55.000 We should be fishing on a dock with big pants. 1.00

00:01:57.000 I should be negotiating oyster bills with you.

00:02:02.000 I wouldn't kick right a bed for eating crackers, though.

00:02:04.000 But this guy likes a meaty.

00:02:06.000 And we shit on a lot of fat chicks on this show. 1.00

00:02:10.000 But what is fat?

00:02:12.000 Like, this is not...

00:02:18.000 This is not, we don't consider this a fat lady. 1.00

00:02:22.000 This is getting problematic.

00:02:24.000 You know?

00:02:26.000 But like, in fact, two of the girls in this video are pretty reasonable.

00:02:31.000 It's when you're like obese, like unhealthy.

00:02:35.000 And this isn't a weird, you know, unattainable body thing that we came up with.

00:02:41.000 Talk to your doctor about your BMI.

00:02:44.000 And if he says you're dying, then Gavin's right.

00:02:48.000 If he says, oh, you're a little plump, whatever.

00:02:50.000 You just had a kid.

00:02:52.000 Then Gavin's not mad.

00:02:54.000 This video is a great example of when, like, being represented as a black woman comes to bite you in the ass. 1.00

00:03:03.000 I have some good news and some bad news.

00:03:05.000 We got you a gig.

00:03:06.000 You're going to be in a music video.

00:03:08.000 Oh, my God.

00:03:09.000 Finally.

00:03:10.000 The beauty standard has finally caught up to my big body.

00:03:14.000 The song's called I Like Disgusting Fat Pigs.

00:03:21.000 It blew up on TikTok, I think.

00:03:24.000 Here he is talking about.

00:03:27.000 See, that's what he really looks like.

00:03:30.000 Hi, y'all.

00:03:31.000 An unfortunate white guy.

00:03:33.000 So this is not what we call a fat pig.

00:03:36.000 Like, no one, at least not me, is looking at her going, oh, my God, these fucking disgusting fat pigs. 1.00

00:03:42.000 Like, when Jordan Peterson got in trouble for talking about the Sports Illustrated model, actually, I can't remember where.

00:03:49.000 She was right on the line, I think.

00:03:52.000 I'm not a skinny snob.

00:03:53.000 I like him chubby.

00:03:55.000 It's when your like gunt hangs over your belt.

00:03:59.000 Dude, I've had this problem recently.

00:04:02.000 I think it might be from being hungover or something.

00:04:04.000 I'll have a normal body, right?

00:04:07.000 I think it's because I haven't been coming into the gym.

00:04:09.000 I've been jogging because I broke my, fractured my hand.

00:04:13.000 But I'll have like, I don't know, one General Sal's chicken and just go.

00:04:18.000 And I'll have like a TV body, like fat guy body, like fat bastard or RIPD.

00:04:26.000 Yeah.

00:04:26.000 You know, like a fat suit fatness.

00:04:29.000 And my pants don't fit.

00:04:31.000 And then I'll wake up in the morning normal sized.

00:04:33.000 Could it be sodium?

00:04:34.000 You're drinking those liquid IVs, right?

00:04:36.000 They help you retain water.

00:04:37.000 They have a good amount of sodium in there.

00:04:40.000 And it makes your face feel puffy and it keeps you bloated.

00:04:46.000 Fucking baby monsters.

00:04:48.000 That's what it is.

00:04:51.000 Those baby monsters where they go, why are you drinking Gatorade, you loser?

00:04:54.000 Get this IV thing.

00:04:56.000 Liquid IV.

00:04:57.000 It's the greatest thing in the world.

00:04:58.000 It keeps you super hydrated.

00:05:00.000 And I went, it's true.

00:05:01.000 All right.

00:05:02.000 However.

00:05:02.000 So I bought it on Amazon, and you're right.

00:05:05.000 That coincides with those fucking things.

00:05:07.000 And I'm thirsty as a seahorse after I have one.

00:05:10.000 Yeah, they're the thirstiest beasts on the world, yes.

00:05:16.000 I'm as thirsty as a seahorse.

00:05:18.000 I could eat a seahorse.

00:05:19.000 Oh, I am peckish.

00:05:20.000 I could eat a seahorse right now.

00:05:22.000 Retaining water.

00:05:24.000 Ooh, am I peckish?

00:05:26.000 I could tear the ass off one piece of sushi right now.

00:05:29.000 Ooh.

00:05:30.000 Water retention.

00:05:32.000 It's a big deal.

00:05:33.000 Boxers.

00:05:34.000 I'm not having those anymore.

00:05:35.000 Thanks for wasting my time.

00:05:36.000 No, it's still better for you to do that, but at a cellular level, you're retaining water.

00:05:40.000 How is it better to have this every time I eat a bean?

00:05:44.000 Well, you probably feel better to have more energy, right?

00:05:47.000 That's crazy.

00:05:48.000 That's fat bastard. 0.66

00:05:49.000 That could be fat, but also it's being bolstered up by the sodium.

00:05:56.000 Yeah.

00:05:56.000 I'm throwing those out.

00:05:57.000 You can have them.

00:05:58.000 Do you want them?

00:05:58.000 I would love them.

00:05:59.000 Take them away.

00:06:00.000 I had some last night.

00:06:01.000 I was coming on with a cold.

00:06:02.000 You were coming out with a cold.

00:06:03.000 You're dressed as you look like a Scottish vampire. 0.84

00:06:10.000 Va, I want to suck your blood. 0.98

00:06:12.000 Wait, that's what the fuck?

00:06:13.000 I'm sorry.

00:06:14.000 Okay, the new.

00:06:16.000 Hey, I'm looking to maybe have a little bit of your blood there, Paul.

00:06:21.000 Connie Keyswee about your blood. 0.93

00:06:23.000 It's funny because you're learning like a Glaswegian scumbag accent from me. 0.95

00:06:27.000 Yeah.

00:06:27.000 And you're going to go to Scotland and it's the equivalent of like a hillbilly accent.

00:06:31.000 You're going to go to Edinburgh and be like, hey, see, this people baby we hang.

00:06:34.000 It's too good for you, you know.

00:06:36.000 Oh, you're.

00:06:37.000 Hello.

00:06:38.000 No, the classy Brit Scottish accent is the Sean Connery thing.

00:06:41.000 So my dad affects.

00:06:43.000 I'd like two slices, please.

00:06:45.000 Hello.

00:06:47.000 It's a somewhat anglicised Scottish accent where they are capable of being posh and they over-annunciate all their words.

00:06:56.000 They sound something like a gentleman mixed with It's been a while.

00:07:03.000 You're making my ears bleed.

00:07:04.000 It's been terrible.

00:07:05.000 Speaking of pain, Jordan Peterson is having a lot of trouble with the fats.

00:07:11.000 And it's starting to hurt him.

00:07:14.000 You have hurt me today.

00:07:18.000 Joins me now.

00:07:18.000 Jordan Peterson, welcome.

00:07:20.000 I'm sorry for getting emotional, but I'm afraid.

00:07:23.000 Every minute women are gaining more weight. 1.00

00:07:26.000 It's not going the other way.

00:07:29.000 I'm sorry to say.

00:07:30.000 They won't stop eating.

00:07:32.000 It's not like it makes me happy to say this.

00:07:35.000 I wish it did.

00:07:36.000 I wish I could say yay.

00:07:38.000 Look how fat they are. 0.92

00:07:40.000 Hooray, let's throw a parade. 1.00

00:07:42.000 And what do the men do?

00:07:44.000 Who are they supposed to make love to? 1.00

00:07:46.000 Men can't reach their holes. 1.00

00:07:48.000 It's like, sure, you want to get on top?

00:07:50.000 Well, you bloody well signed my will and testament because I'm not going to make it through this.

00:07:55.000 Happy birthday to who?

00:07:57.000 Not me.

00:07:58.000 Not any man I know.

00:08:00.000 I've been to McDonald's.

00:08:02.000 I've been to Wendy's.

00:08:04.000 It's all women in there. 1.00

00:08:06.000 It's like, oh God, how about a me too?

00:08:09.000 For she also ate all my fries.

00:08:12.000 No child should go to bed hungry because their mother ate all their food. 0.99

00:08:16.000 When I was a boy in Canada, you used to be able to leave your pies cooling on the windowsill.

00:08:23.000 Good luck with that now.

00:08:25.000 Don't boink. 1.00

00:08:27.000 There's a fat woman eating your pie. 1.00

00:08:32.000 Damn.

00:08:32.000 I think yours is better.

00:08:34.000 Yeah, but the content's way funnier there.

00:08:36.000 Yeah, that was fucking quality.

00:08:38.000 He's got Kurt Metzger writing for him.

00:08:40.000 It's like, it's not fair.

00:08:42.000 Well, it's possible he stole your imitation.

00:08:44.000 I don't think he's ever Like, Mike Myers' Lauren Michaels is actually David Spade's Lauren Michaels.

00:08:52.000 Or, no, who's the other Waynesworld guy?

00:08:54.000 Dana Carvey.

00:08:55.000 It's Dana Carvey's Lauren Michaels.

00:08:57.000 And it's Miss Dr. Evil is Lauren Michaels.

00:09:01.000 Our guy in our DD group does a perfect Jeff Dahmer.

00:09:04.000 I wanted him to Skype in.

00:09:06.000 Why does your face Jordan Peterson when you say that?

00:09:09.000 It's my Ryan Katsu and Rivera impression.

00:09:12.000 How do you like it now, Bucco?

00:09:14.000 Anyway, so yeah, this guy in my D ⁇ D group, he puts the glasses on, he's got the blonde hair, and he does the voice real well.

00:09:21.000 By the way, you're coming to Chicago.

00:09:25.000 Yep.

00:09:25.000 We had to change the venue.

00:09:27.000 Yep.

00:09:27.000 Some dummy announced it.

00:09:29.000 Yep.

00:09:29.000 And he got attacked with angry phone calls.

00:09:33.000 And we're so weak.

00:09:34.000 I was just on InfoWars talking to Alex Jones about this.

00:09:37.000 We're so weak that one angry phone call and we go, okay, it's canceled.

00:09:42.000 Which then you get more backlash because people say you're a pussy and you don't support free speech. 0.98

00:09:46.000 And this guy, he was a dude who fought against the masks.

00:09:50.000 So everyone thought he was a real deal nigga. 1.00

00:09:53.000 Nope.

00:09:54.000 We're so weak.

00:09:55.000 And then Antifa gloats.

00:09:56.000 We got his venue shut down.

00:09:58.000 And the other people involved will go, now they're gloating.

00:10:00.000 And I go, yeah, they should.

00:10:01.000 That's what you do when you win.

00:10:03.000 You gloat.

00:10:04.000 So we have a new venue, which we'll announce day of.

00:10:09.000 But I'm thinking they might not have the technology for you to do your faces.

00:10:12.000 I believe they do, from what I heard.

00:10:14.000 Okay.

00:10:14.000 Because if they don't, you should just bring different costumes and do the imitation there with your actual face that your parents gave you at birth.

00:10:24.000 Yes.

00:10:25.000 That was gifted to me.

00:10:29.000 Okay, so we got that?

00:10:30.000 But they'll have the tech.

00:10:31.000 But yes, so we'll announce it.

00:10:32.000 I don't...

00:10:37.000 Yeah, we can.

00:10:37.000 It's northwest now.

00:10:38.000 Okay, good.

00:10:39.000 So here's Chicago.

00:10:40.000 The original place was due west an hour.

00:10:48.000 Well, it's a triangle, right?

00:10:49.000 Well, I got this here.

00:10:50.000 Chicago's here.

00:10:52.000 I'm Chicago.

00:10:54.000 Hello.

00:10:54.000 Okay, so there we go.

00:10:55.000 So Chicago is here.

00:10:58.000 I'm sorry.

00:11:00.000 You're going to have to spread it out a bit.

00:11:01.000 Other side.

00:11:03.000 Shall I move over here?

00:11:04.000 Yeah, I'll move over here.

00:11:05.000 Chicago's here.

00:11:06.000 Okay, here we go.

00:11:07.000 So here's Chicago.

00:11:09.000 The original place was somewhere like here.

00:11:12.000 Around there, I think, an hour.

00:11:15.000 It was here.

00:11:16.000 And then the new place is up.

00:11:18.000 It's an hour and 26 minutes northwest.

00:11:22.000 So it's here.

00:11:23.000 From Chicago, though.

00:11:24.000 From Chicago.

00:11:24.000 It's also an hour north of the first place.

00:11:28.000 So I don't think it's that big of a deal.

00:11:30.000 You're already traveling an hour from Chicago.

00:11:31.000 This is like an hour and 20 minutes.

00:11:33.000 And I heard it's not hard to get to.

00:11:37.000 It's not a dangerous area, too.

00:11:38.000 It's the south side of Chicago, isn't it?

00:11:39.000 Absolutely not.

00:11:40.000 It's the opposite of a dangerous area to go to.

00:11:43.000 Anyway, my very close friends know that I do a Christmas card that's very special every year.

00:11:49.000 We've been billionaires.

00:11:51.000 We've been homeless, punk rockers.

00:11:54.000 We've just had plastic surgery.

00:11:56.000 We've been in the witness protection program.

00:11:59.000 We've been Satanists.

00:12:02.000 For this card, I wanted to be insane over-the-top models, the whole family.

00:12:09.000 That's hilarious.

00:12:10.000 So I want to shoot at a real studio with like wind and stuff that you would do for a magazine cover.

00:12:17.000 And then I want to get someone to Photoshop our faces like insanely gorgeous.

00:12:23.000 So my wife looks like she's 19.

00:12:25.000 I have no wrinkles or anything and an awesome jawline.

00:12:28.000 And then it'll be even funnier when my kids are flawless because they are flawless.

00:12:31.000 They're little kids.

00:12:32.000 But I don't know anyone anymore.

00:12:34.000 I'm persona non grata.

00:12:36.000 So if anyone out there in the immediate New York area knows of a studio I could get for, you know, not a million dollars.

00:12:42.000 And if anyone knows someone who Photoshops pictures for a living, takes out imperfections, please let me know.

00:12:51.000 Also in the, oh yeah, we forgot, speaking of fat chicks, this is a kind of fatness we don't advocate. 1.00

00:12:59.000 And this is, This, to me, you know those fake eyelashes?

00:13:02.000 This is as stupid as the fake eyelashes.

00:13:05.000 I see, not available.

00:13:06.000 Oh, fuck.

00:13:07.000 It got deleted.

00:13:08.000 You know what else got deleted?

00:13:09.000 What?

00:13:10.000 Kanye West tweeted out, I love Jews, and it's all a bunch of Hasidic Jews in a huge room, and like there's like 10,000 of them, and they're all just dancing up and down, and you put rap music to it. 1.00

00:13:22.000 And they deleted that.

00:13:24.000 I don't think Hasidic Jews would mind that. 1.00

00:13:26.000 No.

00:13:27.000 I don't know why they deleted it.

00:13:28.000 He said he loves Jews.

00:13:29.000 Well, the video was a woman, her ass was this big, and her tits were that big, and her body was normal. 1.00

00:13:35.000 It was one of these Puerto Rican freaks. 1.00

00:13:37.000 Anyway.

00:13:39.000 Yeah, he was just on with Chris Cuomo's new show.

00:13:42.000 And that's an interesting thing, too, because the Nazis always say, oh, you're shekeling.

00:13:48.000 What is it?

00:13:49.000 Cucking for shekels. 0.99

00:13:50.000 Cucking for shekels and blah, blah, blah.

00:13:51.000 And you like the Jews. 0.98

00:13:52.000 And I'm like, no, no, my problem is, let's not restrict our hate here.

00:13:56.000 Like, the problem is the vast elites.

00:13:59.000 You're focusing on one little group within one little group within one little group.

00:14:03.000 And those guys are atheists.

00:14:04.000 They're secular Jews.

00:14:05.000 They hate Israel.

00:14:06.000 They hate Hasidim. 1.00

00:14:08.000 And they hate Orthodox Jews.

00:14:09.000 So either the secular Jews that you're putting all your eggs into that one little basket. 0.99

00:14:14.000 Who's Chris Cuomo?

00:14:15.000 I think his new thing is owned by Newsnex, Newsmax, I think.

00:14:23.000 Some guy named, I think his last name is Souk, Jerry Souk.

00:14:27.000 He's an old Texan dude.

00:14:29.000 He's not Jewish. 0.96

00:14:30.000 News Nation.

00:14:30.000 Chris Cuomo's, yeah, News Nation's owned by this massive media company that owns like 80 stations.

00:14:38.000 And none of them are Jews.

00:14:42.000 So your problems with the leads.

00:14:44.000 Let's not leave Bill Gates out of the hate list.

00:14:46.000 Please, please.

00:14:47.000 But anyway, he filmed it from his car.

00:14:51.000 And yeah, everyone's just running with the Kanye's a lunatic.

00:14:55.000 And then you hear him talking and you go, well, I don't agree with all of that, but you don't sound crazy to me.

00:15:02.000 That's just about the show, dude.

00:15:04.000 We're looking for the Kanye.

00:15:05.000 I think I emailed you the Kanye interview.

00:15:07.000 Or it was just below you there?

00:15:09.000 Why?

00:15:10.000 There we go.

00:15:12.000 Can Kanye survive this?

00:15:13.000 That's a million-dollar question.

00:15:15.000 I don't know.

00:15:15.000 So it says Cuomo slams Kanye on his anti-Semitism, but then you watch the video and it's just him.

00:15:21.000 Maybe there's more video we don't have, but it's just Ye defending himself.

00:15:26.000 The Jewish underground media mafia already started attacking me.

00:15:32.000 They canceled my four SoFi stadium shows, right?

00:15:36.000 They had the press, the same people, the 78 outlets that when I was arguing with Pete Davidson and Trevor Noah, they call me an abuser for arguing with people about my ex-wife and my family and when I get to see my kids and when I don't.

00:15:50.000 And they just immediately disrespect me.

00:15:57.000 Like, what's the counter to that?

00:16:01.000 I keep hearing how Cuomo tore him a new ass.

00:16:04.000 Doesn't look like he's tearing anyone a new ass, does he?

00:16:07.000 Boy, he had a fall from grace, didn't he?

00:16:09.000 Cuomi?

00:16:11.000 Yeah.

00:16:11.000 Poor Chris.

00:16:12.000 By the way, fake news alert.

00:16:14.000 Sorry, that was not He changed his name.

00:16:18.000 People do this a lot.

00:16:20.000 If they're verified, they'll change their name to like Elon Musk and change their profile picture, and then we'll get you.

00:16:25.000 And by the way, you were wrong yesterday with the oil thing being fake.

00:16:30.000 The heiresses to the Getty throne are all psychotic liberals who hate oil. 1.00

00:16:33.000 Oh.

00:16:34.000 As they live in giant oil mansions.

00:16:36.000 That's hurtful.

00:16:37.000 When I see Hasidim gather like that, I go, why can't we have that kind of unity? 1.00

00:16:42.000 Yeah.

00:16:43.000 I mean, they're a very unpopular group, but you got to hand it to them.

00:16:46.000 Actually, Jared Taylor said this to me once.

00:16:48.000 He goes, you have to hand it to a people who are able to preserve such a somewhat archaic culture for hundreds of years, completely surrounded with pornography and scantily clad women and Mickey Mouse and, you know, garbage bubblegum pop culture.

00:17:08.000 And they just stay perfectly situated in whatever it was, 1811.

00:17:14.000 I'm paraphrasing a bit there.

00:17:21.000 Also an important news, bears are pussies now. 0.80

00:17:24.000 Did you know that?

00:17:26.000 I knew this for a while, yes.

00:17:28.000 Dogs are, whales are dogs.

00:17:30.000 I know you non-evolutionary people don't believe that, but dogs started messing around near water.

00:17:36.000 They got in.

00:17:38.000 They started swimming around, and their paws went to more fin-like things.

00:17:43.000 Next thing you know, do you have this picture from a dog to a whale?

00:17:47.000 Okay.

00:17:48.000 And the next thing you know, they're breathing out of a hole in the top of their head, and they're a mammal with no legs, no fur, who just swims around eating plankton.

00:17:59.000 So dogs are whales, and now bears are cats.

00:18:03.000 Bears are pussies. 0.64

00:18:06.000 There's three guys go out in Wyoming, not even to hunt.

00:18:10.000 They're pussies. 0.95

00:18:11.000 They're going to find antlers, and a grizzly can't even take them.

00:18:17.000 Look at that.

00:18:19.000 Cut his face.

00:18:20.000 By the way, imagine how much pussy you're going to get. 1.00

00:18:22.000 Go back up.

00:18:24.000 So what happened to your face, dude?

00:18:25.000 I see there's a scar there and a scar there.

00:18:28.000 Yeah, I got in a fight.

00:18:29.000 Oh, my God.

00:18:31.000 Was he like a criminal?

00:18:32.000 What was the guy?

00:18:33.000 Oh, it wasn't a guy.

00:18:34.000 It was a grizzly bear, the most dangerous bear in the world.

00:18:37.000 One down from polar bear.

00:18:39.000 It goes polar bear, grizzly bear, black bear.

00:18:42.000 So the second toughest of the bear kingdom.

00:18:45.000 And then Nickelodeon's little bear all the way at the bottom.

00:18:47.000 Yeah, not anymore.

00:18:48.000 Teddy bears.

00:18:50.000 Like, I hope the bear involved in this sees this article and is like, that is all I did?

00:18:55.000 Oh, two tiny bites on his hand.

00:18:59.000 Pathetic.

00:19:01.000 Absolutely pathetic.

00:19:03.000 Maybe he was tired.

00:19:04.000 Look at this guy.

00:19:05.000 Yeah, he broke my wrist.

00:19:07.000 Yeah, so did a baseball at my son's last game.

00:19:12.000 Wait, really?

00:19:13.000 No, this was last summer.

00:19:15.000 No, it was the beginning of the summer, I guess.

00:19:18.000 Yeah, he was sliding.

00:19:19.000 I told you this, didn't I?

00:19:20.000 He was leading on second.

00:19:22.000 The pitcher saw him, turned around, whipped the ball to second. 0.78

00:19:25.000 Just from the pitcher's mound, my son dove.

00:19:27.000 The ball hit his wrist.

00:19:31.000 Not even a fracture, but just separate.

00:19:33.000 Fuck that.

00:19:34.000 Which sucks because he just got on this super elite team, and this was the first game.

00:19:38.000 He played the first game and the last game.

00:19:42.000 And I still had to pay quite a bit of due.

00:19:44.000 Wrists are weak.

00:19:45.000 Wrists are pussy. 1.00

00:19:46.000 Wrists are bears.

00:19:47.000 Yeah.

00:19:48.000 Wrists are the new bears.

00:19:50.000 So that loser couldn't even take them. 0.53

00:19:52.000 Go back down.

00:19:53.000 Go back to those pictures.

00:19:55.000 Keep showing them.

00:19:56.000 Pathetic.

00:19:57.000 Those guys, I could take them, but a bear can't.

00:20:00.000 And this is what they do.

00:20:03.000 No guns.

00:20:04.000 They just find cool antlers and then take them home and put them on their wall to decorate.

00:20:08.000 They're decorators.

00:20:09.000 A grizzly bear can't take four decorators.

00:20:13.000 And we have footage of a black bear.

00:20:14.000 So that's brown bears being pussies. 0.92

00:20:16.000 Now black bears are pussies too.

00:20:19.000 Look at this loser. 1.00

00:20:20.000 Oh! 0.60

00:20:29.000 Ow. 0.99

00:20:30.000 Eat the rock.

00:20:32.000 Yeah, the most damage he.

00:20:33.000 The rock is doing more damage to him.

00:20:36.000 And listen to its pussy little one. 1.00

00:20:38.000 It goes, look, I can't handle a human.

00:20:42.000 Just jump up on the rock, dig your teeth into his shoulder, and then just jump.

00:20:48.000 You'll both go tumbling down, and then eat him at the base of the rock.

00:20:54.000 Look, he's barely winded.

00:21:03.000 You're a loser, Bear.

00:21:04.000 Someone sent in something, too.

00:21:09.000 Look at the...

00:21:15.000 And you can see how the bears are reacting to this.

00:21:18.000 All this shit.

00:21:19.000 It's not good.

00:21:21.000 It's not good.

00:21:22.000 Wait a minute.

00:21:25.000 This is Friday's show.

00:21:28.000 So we'll see you in Chicago tonight.

00:21:30.000 Yeah.

00:21:30.000 That was kind of late notice I did with that graph.

00:21:33.000 This is a banked show.

00:21:34.000 I just gave it away.

00:21:34.000 Sorry, folks.

00:21:35.000 Okay.

00:21:36.000 I'm on a plane.

00:21:37.000 You'll understand.

00:21:38.000 Okay, that's the video attached to that.

00:21:40.000 No, no.

00:21:41.000 Bear got them hands email.

00:21:44.000 This was included.

00:21:45.000 Yeah, no, that's not what I wanted you to show.

00:21:47.000 I wanted you to show the picture of the bear who just saw this segment.

00:21:53.000 I'm clicking this sucker and it ain't opening.

00:21:58.000 This makes for bad TV.

00:22:00.000 This makes for bad TV.

00:22:02.000 All right, sorry, y'all.

00:22:03.000 I'm showing y'all email.

00:22:04.000 Y'all fucked up. 0.98

00:22:08.000 Look at him.

00:22:09.000 This is bears today.

00:22:11.000 You thought that men had lost their mojo and we've lost masculinity? 0.90

00:22:16.000 We've lost bar linity.

00:22:18.000 Look at that loser. 1.00

00:22:20.000 Let's go bear bashing after this.

00:22:23.000 I would love to.

00:22:24.000 Yeah, let's go kick some bear ass. 0.99

00:22:26.000 Hit them when they're down.

00:22:29.000 All right, let's start the show with a little bit of feminism. 1.00

00:22:32.000 Yeah.

00:22:34.000 Who here identifies as a feminist? 1.00

00:22:36.000 Who here identifies as a feminist? 1.00

00:22:38.000 We are the storm.

00:22:40.000 The very form of change that the world has been waiting for.

00:22:47.000 You said I was too pretty to fight.

00:22:52.000 And that's toxic masculinity. 0.70

00:22:54.000 You don't realize how your behavior is hardcore.

00:22:57.000 Oh, my God.

00:23:01.000 Check the mail again for Spinster in three picks. 0.97

00:23:04.000 Spinster tail in three picks. 1.00

00:23:07.000 What I find amazing is American ignorance when they don't realize that, like talked to Alex Jones about this, they don't realize that the world is falling apart all around them, depleting, deteriorating.

00:23:24.000 And we're sitting there going, you want to get married?

00:23:26.000 Trust me, you're going to be miserable.

00:23:28.000 And they're like, yeah, you're just jealous.

00:23:30.000 You're intimidated by a powerful woman. 0.97

00:23:32.000 No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

00:23:33.000 Stop, stop, stop.

00:23:34.000 And then they go their own way and it blows up in their face and they still don't realize what's going on.

00:23:41.000 Hey, I have a question for men.

00:23:42.000 I've not been approached by a man in person for seven, eight years.

00:23:45.000 Is this normal?

00:23:46.000 It just literally never happens.

00:23:48.000 Is being online the only way to get people to speak to you anymore?

00:23:50.000 Or is it part of the world I'm in?

00:23:51.000 Now you go, oh, maybe it's men.

00:23:54.000 They're losing their masculinity.

00:23:55.000 And then go to her face for a second there or go down. 0.89

00:23:58.000 She's cropped here.

00:24:00.000 So she obviously looks pretty in that picture. 0.99

00:24:02.000 But next slide.

00:24:06.000 Can't see anything.

00:24:07.000 I'm 35.

00:24:09.000 Yeah, that's it, babe.

00:24:11.000 No matter what we say, at the end of the day, we're still cavemen.

00:24:15.000 And cavemen are looking to mate. 1.00

00:24:17.000 They're looking to breed.

00:24:19.000 And 35, it's over.

00:24:21.000 I know it's possible to have kids after 35, but it's unlikely.

00:24:25.000 And it's risky.

00:24:26.000 And you're risking things like autism.

00:24:29.000 So, I mean, we're designed to start breeding from the first menstrual period, but that's an archaic notion that only Puerto Ricans follow these days.

00:24:41.000 But as far as a civilized society goes, you get your yayas out in your early 20s, I guess.

00:24:46.000 I've said it a million times.

00:24:48.000 You never see people happier than two Catholics who got married at 19 and started churning them out. 1.00

00:24:54.000 But for normal people, 25 to 35, you better start at 25.

00:25:00.000 And if you want five kids, you better start moving because by 35, the hourglass has been upside down and the sand is gone.

00:25:08.000 Sorry, lady.

00:25:09.000 And here's another thing, too, I meant to bring up.

00:25:11.000 We always talk about spinsters and you waited too long and you burnt your eggs out and you fucked up. 0.99

00:25:16.000 I'm seeing this with guys.

00:25:18.000 I'm seeing dudes, I know, who go, yeah, now that I'm 40, the 20-year-olds are totally grossed out by me.

00:25:25.000 And I don't really want to fuck a 20-year-old. 0.98

00:25:27.000 They're stupid.

00:25:27.000 I don't understand what they're talking about half the time.

00:25:30.000 So I'm with like divorced women who don't want any more kids. 1.00

00:25:34.000 They already have their two kids with their first marriage.

00:25:36.000 They're not interested in getting married.

00:25:38.000 And they're happy to bang.

00:25:40.000 So the sex is awesome.

00:25:42.000 But there's no relationship.

00:25:44.000 They're not interested in anything long term.

00:25:47.000 And yeah.

00:25:48.000 And there's fewer of them around.

00:25:50.000 You're just basically hunting for divorce bitches. 1.00

00:25:52.000 So it ain't easy out there for a 40-something dude either.

00:25:56.000 Unless he's rich.

00:25:58.000 Last slide.

00:25:59.000 Last slide.

00:26:01.000 I'm 35.

00:26:02.000 I'm petite.

00:26:03.000 I don't think I'm unapproachable, intimidating.

00:26:05.000 It just never happens.

00:26:06.000 Maybe I look older than I think I do.

00:26:07.000 Yeah.

00:26:08.000 Maybe my part of the world is weird.

00:26:10.000 No.

00:26:10.000 Maybe I'm weird.

00:26:11.000 Yeah.

00:26:12.000 I have no idea.

00:26:14.000 Nothing.

00:26:14.000 Nada.

00:26:15.000 Men avoid me like the plague.

00:26:17.000 I used to be good at this stuff.

00:26:18.000 Now I'm confused and feel small.

00:26:20.000 The last time I had a convo with a man, he reminded me he was super married like a million times.

00:26:25.000 Single men never speak to me. 1.00

00:26:28.000 Huh.

00:26:29.000 Yeah, I do that too.

00:26:30.000 I always mention my wife.

00:26:33.000 It's a weird sort of defense mechanism.

00:26:35.000 Because you're worried you're a creep.

00:26:36.000 It's sort of like when you're worried at custom that they think you have cocaine or something.

00:26:41.000 I find it works to pretend I do have cocaine and I'm sneaking my way in.

00:26:46.000 I don't know why that works, but you pretend you have a kilo of coke in your bag and you're calmer than when you're innocent.

00:26:56.000 Here's a woman in the workforce literally getting it backwards. 1.00

00:27:01.000 I will never stop standing up for big pharma and standing against my constituents.

00:27:07.000 Thank you, Randall.

00:27:08.000 I will never stop standing up.

00:27:10.000 Look at his face, too.

00:27:12.000 He's watching her hang herself, just going, interesting.

00:27:15.000 I gave you enough rope.

00:27:16.000 I guess what should my rebuttal be?

00:27:19.000 I, on the other hand, will stand up to Big Pharma and I will continue standing for my constituents.

00:27:27.000 I can speak English.

00:27:28.000 And I know that's unpopular with President Magoo.

00:27:34.000 Here's another woman not getting it, getting everything backwards. 1.00

00:27:38.000 Dress code.

00:27:39.000 They're enforcing a stupid dress code at my work. 1.00

00:27:41.000 Oh, that sucks.

00:27:42.000 What is it?

00:27:42.000 Like, really strict?

00:27:43.000 Well, you have to have bottoms. 1.00

00:27:48.000 Like, she thinks it's a sexist thing. 0.70

00:27:51.000 You just don't get how dress codes work, lady. 1.00

00:27:54.000 If you work at a normal office, you have to have pants on.

00:27:58.000 She came to work with no pants. 1.00

00:28:01.000 That was a long dismissal.

00:28:03.000 Look at her outfit. 0.66

00:28:04.000 I will never stop standing up.

00:28:09.000 That's her TikTok. 1.00

00:28:10.000 Show it again.

00:28:11.000 See what she's wearing? 0.99

00:28:12.000 It makes me horny, don't get me wrong, which I guess is the entire problem.

00:28:15.000 Like, if she was at my house and we just fucked, I'd like her to walk around like that, ideally with high-heeled shoes on, ideally watering the plants. 1.00

00:28:23.000 That would be great.

00:28:24.000 I'd have a coconut smasher.

00:28:26.000 As far as doing expense reports, yeah, it's not sexist.

00:28:31.000 We don't want porn stars reading kids' stories, and we don't want them in the office. 1.00

00:28:37.000 Put a burqa on, bitch. 1.00

00:28:41.000 You are me saying to you.

00:28:46.000 Yeah, so she does this TikTok thing. 1.00

00:28:49.000 You don't belong in the workforce, bitch. 1.00

00:28:52.000 None of you do.

00:28:55.000 That's her outfit. 1.00

00:28:56.000 It's just a shirt.

00:28:59.000 Excuse you, Anna Sweater.

00:29:02.000 And then I thought this was interesting.

00:29:04.000 This is a woman who doesn't know that races exist talking to other women about promiscuity. 1.00

00:29:11.000 Now, I'm sorry, but the average American black person has become so self-segregated that they have a different accent.

00:29:19.000 They have names that we don't have.

00:29:21.000 No white person is called Shaniqua, although I did meet a wigger whose daughter was named Neve, which is heaven backwards and is common in the black community. 1.00

00:29:30.000 So she's talking to these black people, black women, like they're the same as her. 0.57

00:29:34.000 Check it out.

00:29:38.000 You sleep with more than five guys.

00:29:39.000 Your chance of a happy marriage after 10 years goes from 80% to 25%.

00:29:44.000 Because the more men you sleep with, you lose your ability to bond with each one.

00:29:48.000 So if you sleep with one guy, you're going to compare the next guy to him.

00:29:51.000 If you sleep with 10 guys, you compare all 10.

00:29:53.000 If you sleep with 20, you compare all 20.

00:29:55.000 You're not likely to be divorced, but you're more likely to leave if you did that.

00:29:58.000 Did you know if you sleep with more than five guys, your chance of a happy person?

00:30:01.000 Lady, when you come up with these things, I'm sure that's true of white women, but black women have 25 partners probably as an average. 1.00

00:30:12.000 Their sex life is like homosexual sex life. 1.00

00:30:14.000 And you kind of have to factor that in.

00:30:16.000 And this is just a Zoomer who's been brainwashed into thinking race doesn't exist and there's no patterns. 0.97

00:30:21.000 So there she is telling a bunch of black people not to have, you know, more than one partner.

00:30:26.000 And I tried to look up what is the data on sexual partners that black women have. 0.84

00:30:30.000 And it's a very difficult thing to Google because we live in a country that worships black women. 1.00

00:30:36.000 So when you look up black women and sexual partners, you just get all this stuff about racism and how awesome black women are.

00:30:42.000 But I looked up pregnancy as a metric.

00:30:45.000 Black teens have a pregnancy rate that is nearly three times higher than that of white teens, as well as an abortion rate four times higher.

00:30:54.000 I think that abortion rate is higher just because they're pregnant more often. 1.00

00:30:58.000 Among women of all ages, the unintended pregnancy rate for blacks is more than twice that of whites, as is the percentage of unintended births.

00:31:06.000 Unintended births?

00:31:07.000 Is that miscarriages?

00:31:09.000 Think about what you'd think about.

00:31:11.000 Oh, I see.

00:31:11.000 No, you have the baby because you don't want to have an abortion.

00:31:16.000 So, yeah, that's funny.

00:31:19.000 And last item on the ladies segment.

00:31:25.000 I don't want to shit on broads too much, so I'd like to show something that women are good at. 1.00

00:31:29.000 Besides gymnastics, women are also good at tech ball. 0.99

00:31:32.000 Are you familiar with this sport, Ryan?

00:31:34.000 Hell no.

00:31:36.000 Check it out.

00:31:39.000 I don't think you can use your hands.

00:31:42.000 Yeah, you can't use your hands.

00:31:44.000 That looks really hard.

00:31:47.000 Here you go.

00:31:48.000 Off your tits. 1.00

00:31:49.000 Off my head.

00:31:53.000 Yeah, you can't use your hands.

00:31:57.000 Every time you think it's a slam dunk, the guy says it.

00:31:59.000 It's like Chinese ping pong. 0.85

00:32:02.000 It's like ching chong ping pong, yeah. 1.00

00:32:06.000 It's kind of fun to watch, too.

00:32:10.000 Nice.

00:32:13.000 So she did a good job there. 0.91

00:32:15.000 Great job.

00:32:16.000 Great job.

00:32:18.000 Let's jump to the War on Kids, because I got a lot.

00:32:23.000 I got a whole lot.

00:32:28.000 Hello, Maria! 0.97

00:32:29.000 Wait, the next change up!

00:32:32.000 I want you to meld LGBT and War on Kids, even though it's a cacophony. 1.00

00:32:37.000 Oh, is there a chance that maybe both of these things kind of intertwine?

00:32:40.000 Yeah, they're intertwangled.

00:32:46.000 You're living in an ages of human beings where children are to see as human garbage.

00:32:56.000 Poisonous and divisive left-wing doctors.

00:32:58.000 On your feet, soldier!

00:32:59.000 On your feet!

00:33:03.000 What is that music?

00:33:05.000 The On Your Feet Soldier.

00:33:07.000 That's one of our drops.

00:33:08.000 I know, but the guitar behind it.

00:33:11.000 I don't know.

00:33:12.000 It sounds like a remix of Leave Those Kids Alone.

00:33:14.000 What is it called?

00:33:14.000 Oh, you didn't make that?

00:33:15.000 No.

00:33:16.000 Hmm.

00:33:17.000 I know making nothing of that.

00:33:20.000 So I talked to Alex Jones about puberty blockers and the maiming of children, which we're going to look back on this era and go, what happened again?

00:33:36.000 But look at, this is in the mailbag, puberty blockers.

00:33:40.000 Got it on TikTok.

00:33:42.000 So I guess this is a dude?

00:33:46.000 Yeah.

00:33:47.000 Yeah, it's a dude.

00:33:50.000 So he's a chick now. 0.97

00:33:52.000 This is my life as someone who has been both chemically and surgically castrated.

00:33:57.000 I am now owned by the pharmaceutical industry.

00:34:03.000 Okay?

00:34:03.000 This is not fun.

00:34:05.000 This is not glamorous.

00:34:08.000 This is not cool.

00:34:09.000 This is not part of any trend, okay?

00:34:12.000 This is serious shit.

00:34:13.000 That's a big basket.

00:34:14.000 I have no freedom.

00:34:16.000 I am owned by these, okay?

00:34:19.000 Do you understand what it feels like?

00:34:21.000 The thrill wears off very fast, okay?

00:34:24.000 So if you think it's funny to mess around with hormones, don't.

00:34:31.000 It's not fun.

00:34:32.000 It's not fun.

00:34:34.000 I hate this.

00:34:35.000 I hate this.

00:34:37.000 And I don't want to see anyone else go down a path that makes them reliant on this.

00:34:47.000 So that must have been a dude that became a chick and hates it? 0.73

00:34:51.000 Looks like it sounds like it.

00:34:54.000 Castrated.

00:34:54.000 You never say a woman was castrated, right?

00:34:56.000 Right.

00:34:57.000 Yeah.

00:34:57.000 So that was a dude.

00:34:58.000 But if he regrets it so much, why does he still look like a chick? 0.99

00:35:01.000 I guess you have to.

00:35:02.000 He can't turn around.

00:35:03.000 I guess you're just a gay and you still want to get laid, so I guess I'll stick with this chick thing. 1.00

00:35:09.000 Because if I dress as a dude and then I go to a gay bar and I take a guy home, he's going to be like, whoa, where did your dick go?

00:35:16.000 What happened?

00:35:19.000 The other weird thing is you can't fuck gays anymore, and you're not fucking anyone like me.

00:35:25.000 We don't want anything to do with you.

00:35:27.000 So you've narrowed down your possible partners to perverts.

00:35:33.000 Like Blair White's boyfriend is obviously a depraved pervert.

00:35:37.000 Yeah.

00:35:38.000 That's not a lot of people.

00:35:39.000 Not a lot of people are like, I like chicks, but I'd rather they're cunts for fake. 1.00

00:35:45.000 And they used to be a dude.

00:35:46.000 That's my kind of gal. 1.00

00:35:48.000 Says nobody ever.

00:35:50.000 You with somebody who has a wild fetish.

00:35:54.000 Oh, it's Sway.

00:35:56.000 Sway from MTV News.

00:35:58.000 Hi, Sway.

00:36:00.000 What's up?

00:36:01.000 That just reminded me of this really weird video I saw from Gigi Gorgeous.

00:36:07.000 I'm sending it to Ryan over at Censored TV, Sway.

00:36:12.000 And he's doing a parody of Scream.

00:36:15.000 And the monster that's in the house is his dad, and his dad wants to fuck him slash her, Gigi.

00:36:24.000 So you're doing my dad wants to fuck me jokes?

00:36:28.000 This is the guy.

00:36:29.000 We dug up pictures of him at Gigi's wedding, and we were just watching a Canadian hoser have his redneck heart snapped in two. 0.67

00:36:37.000 And he's like, so happy for my beautiful daughter.

00:36:41.000 Oh, shit, this ain't got no content in it.

00:36:44.000 Fuck, I saw that.

00:36:46.000 See if you can find Gigi Gorgeous's moments.

00:36:48.000 Maybe it's gone now.

00:36:51.000 That name kind of hurts my feelings because people used to call me Neni Gurgis.

00:36:56.000 Oh, really?

00:36:57.000 Yep.

00:36:58.000 Why?

00:36:58.000 Why Nini?

00:36:59.000 Nini Gurgis.

00:37:01.000 Oh, terrible.

00:37:03.000 I think they were insulting you, dude.

00:37:04.000 That's why I started wearing the hat.

00:37:09.000 You know, Sway, I've always wanted to tell you this.

00:37:11.000 Did you know that your whole thing with the giant headdress is what African women do, not African men? 1.00

00:37:22.000 So your whole headdress thing is an African woman thing. 1.00

00:37:25.000 Well, I don't know if you've seen my pictures, but I'm kind of fluid with the gender.

00:37:30.000 How do you get to someone's moments?

00:37:32.000 You click the film button?

00:37:34.000 Is that on Instagram, right?

00:37:36.000 Yeah.

00:37:37.000 Yeah.

00:37:37.000 I think I screwed up.

00:37:38.000 I don't think we're going to find it.

00:37:40.000 I look for it.

00:37:41.000 We're making for bad TV.

00:37:42.000 He's wearing, she's wearing a Pepsi 80s Pepsi shirt.

00:37:47.000 Poop.

00:37:48.000 Anyway, I'll just tell you how it goes.

00:37:49.000 So she's, should we just say she?

00:37:51.000 I don't know.

00:37:52.000 It's confusing when I say he.

00:37:53.000 So it looks like a lady. 0.99

00:37:55.000 I don't think he cut his dick off, but whatever.

00:37:56.000 It's a tranny named Gigi Gorgeous. 1.00

00:37:58.000 Pepsi shirt, big tits, and Scream just was shown, I guess, on FX. 1.00

00:38:02.000 So she's doing a Scream parody. 1.00

00:38:04.000 And he's like, I'm in the house.

00:38:06.000 And she goes, Dad, is that you?

00:38:08.000 How you doing?

00:38:09.000 Fine.

00:38:10.000 I want to sleep with you.

00:38:11.000 I want to get into bed with you.

00:38:12.000 It's like, oh, dad, will you stop?

00:38:15.000 And then he says, remember when you were a kid and I used to touch you?

00:38:21.000 And she's going, Dad, that's enough.

00:38:24.000 And I'm just like, I don't get this joke.

00:38:27.000 Is it old or?

00:38:28.000 No, it's brand new.

00:38:29.000 It won't be there.

00:38:30.000 It was in the things that are at the top.

00:38:32.000 Oh, the stories?

00:38:33.000 Yeah, that's what I meant.

00:38:34.000 She doesn't have her stories.

00:38:35.000 I thought you said moments.

00:38:37.000 Frigg.

00:38:38.000 So it's gone.

00:38:39.000 So your stories die, right?

00:38:42.000 Yeah.

00:38:44.000 24 hours and they're dead.

00:38:46.000 Huh.

00:38:47.000 Maybe it was mirrored on her TikTok?

00:38:50.000 Maybe.

00:38:52.000 Anyway, who cares?

00:38:54.000 I'm just saying that.

00:38:55.000 That sounds creepy as fuck.

00:38:56.000 They're weird.

00:38:57.000 I'm not offended.

00:38:58.000 I'm just like, what?

00:38:58.000 Why are you doing that?

00:39:01.000 No, it's not there.

00:39:02.000 You'd see a Pepsi shirt.

00:39:02.000 She's washing the dishes in it.

00:39:04.000 Damn.

00:39:07.000 Again, the left comes at us with these allegations where they go, I go, Yeah.

00:39:15.000 Yes, that's what I'm trying to do.

00:39:18.000 You're trying to make voting harder.

00:39:20.000 Yep.

00:39:20.000 That's exactly what I'm trying to do.

00:39:22.000 Oh, Chris Ruffio, he used to be all about critical race theory.

00:39:26.000 Yes.

00:39:27.000 Now he's all about trans.

00:39:28.000 Uh-huh.

00:39:29.000 And he's trying to use it as a wedge.

00:39:31.000 He's even admitted it.

00:39:32.000 Yeah.

00:39:33.000 Do you know what a wedge is?

00:39:35.000 It's like a tool to raise awareness for your cause.

00:39:39.000 Oh, you just want to win.

00:39:40.000 Yeah.

00:39:41.000 I want to win the war on kids.

00:39:45.000 I don't want the perverts to win.

00:39:47.000 Thank you, John Oliver, for highlighting my work.

00:39:49.000 I always publicly announce my plan in advance, so these gotcha segments at the end are a nice confirmation that it worked.

00:39:55.000 We are winning on CRT and radical gender theory, and there's nothing you can do to stop us.

00:40:01.000 So much of the conversation around anti-trans laws involves massively overheated rhetoric that does not match the reality of kids' actual situations.

00:40:09.000 And interestingly, a lot of it's been fueled by some of the same players behind the critical race theory panic, who, as we discussed in February, were using it as a wedge issue to promote school choice.

00:40:19.000 In fact, one key architect of the CRT panic, Christopher Rufo, recently...

00:40:28.000 We should have more school choice.

00:40:30.000 Oh, you're just saying they're teaching bullshit in schools so you can have more school choice.

00:40:34.000 Yeah.

00:40:37.000 You're just using it as a tool.

00:40:39.000 Yeah.

00:40:40.000 I'm saying stop smoking.

00:40:43.000 You're getting throat cancer.

00:40:44.000 Oh, you just want people, you just want people not to have throat cancer.

00:40:48.000 That's why you're attacking cigarettes.

00:40:50.000 Correct?

00:40:51.000 What?

00:40:53.000 Right, Sway?

00:40:54.000 It's crazy.

00:41:00.000 He pivoted to attacking trans rights.

00:41:02.000 And he has openly discussed the strategy behind doing that.

00:41:05.000 What I'm looking at, and this is kind of an ongoing series, I just started it, is to take that same system of reporting, that same style of reporting as I did with critical race theory, but now taking a look at gender ideology.

00:41:18.000 What's happening right now is parents are feeling that.

00:41:21.000 They're feeling the, oof, this is kind of weird.

00:41:23.000 I'm kind of uncomfortable with this, but I'm scared to speak out.

00:41:26.000 And so what we have to do is we have to give them the kind of media narrative, kind of a justification or validation or substantiation of their concerns to say, hey, this is the kind of thing they're teaching in schools.

00:41:39.000 And then we have to give them the language where they can speak about it with confidence, they can speak about it directly, and they can speak about it with the requisite level of aggressiveness that it's going to take to say, hey, wait a minute, we have to stop this.

00:41:51.000 Yeah, he's basically giving people a script to repeat.

00:41:55.000 And say what you want about Chris Ruffo.

00:41:57.000 Like, for instance, that he's a fear-mongering troll who looks like what would happen if someone made the recipe for Ryan Gosling, but forgot to add the hotness.

00:42:04.000 He is very deliberate in how he tries to influence public opinion.

00:42:08.000 Ruffo suggested branding the discussion of trans issues under the umbrella of radical gender theory.

00:42:14.000 And he pointed out that conservatives should start using the phrase trans stripper in lieu of drag queen.

00:42:19.000 It has a more lurid set of connotations and shifts the debate to sexualisation.

00:42:23.000 And sure, anything can have a more lurid and...

00:42:29.000 Yeah, but the thing about Nazi and white supremacists is it's not true.

00:42:32.000 They are trans strippers. 1.00

00:42:34.000 They get money.

00:42:35.000 They're literally dressed like strippers. 1.00

00:42:38.000 Sexual set of connotations, if you just rename it, I'll show you.

00:42:42.000 Rain, sky jizz.

00:42:43.000 There, much worse.

00:42:45.000 Immersion blender, soup vibrator, spaghetti sauce, noodle loop.

00:42:49.000 See, this works on anything.

00:42:51.000 But in the middle of the day, hold on, hold on.

00:42:53.000 Sylvia's calling.

00:42:54.000 This will be important.

00:42:55.000 Hello?

00:42:57.000 Yeah, I'm so, so sorry.

00:42:58.000 I got reminded.

00:42:59.000 I'm not worth it.

00:43:01.000 I'm fucking freezing.

00:43:02.000 I got freaking blankets all on my head.

00:43:05.000 My nose is running like crazy.

00:43:07.000 Stinking man, man.

00:43:09.000 It's not crazy.

00:43:10.000 What is it talking?

00:43:11.000 Is your apartment cold?

00:43:13.000 It's freezing.

00:43:19.000 What do you think the temperature is in your apartment?

00:43:28.000 We should get you a heater.

00:43:31.000 No, I'm scared.

00:43:33.000 I don't even want to coffee.

00:43:35.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, you had that fire.

00:43:37.000 Okay, I'm going to get back to the show, Sylvia.

00:43:40.000 Okay, sounds good.

00:43:41.000 Yep, gotcha.

00:43:45.000 She called me the other day.

00:43:46.000 Gavin, I'm sorry.

00:43:47.000 Can you come to the South Bronx and drive me to the BABA?

00:43:52.000 What?

00:43:54.000 Yeah, and do you need to drive back?

00:43:55.000 I got to sit there.

00:43:56.000 You got a stupid haircut?

00:43:57.000 No, the BABA pays for my Uber back.

00:44:00.000 Really?

00:44:01.000 Okay.

00:44:01.000 That's a good deal.

00:44:02.000 Not the Uber there.

00:44:04.000 You know what?

00:44:04.000 Fine.

00:44:05.000 I got some time.

00:44:06.000 I'm going to be in the area.

00:44:07.000 Yeah.

00:44:08.000 So I drive down there.

00:44:09.000 I get there.

00:44:09.000 I have a key to her apartment.

00:44:11.000 Open the door.

00:44:12.000 There's a blind chihuahua with no hair barking like a maniac.

00:44:16.000 And her walker's there.

00:44:17.000 I'm like, Sylvia, Sylvia?

00:44:19.000 And then I'm thinking, oh, great.

00:44:20.000 Did she pass out in the bathtub and I nude and I have to like fuck her to bring her back to life like Prince Penis? 1.00

00:44:30.000 And then she calls me.

00:44:33.000 I'm in her apartment.

00:44:35.000 She calls me.

00:44:36.000 Gavin, I'm so sorry.

00:44:38.000 Look, I forgot that I called a cab right before I called you.

00:44:42.000 So I got in.

00:44:43.000 I'm at the barber now.

00:44:47.000 Alrighty.

00:44:48.000 Well, this guy's watching, and I still get the point.

00:44:52.000 And I'll mention it on my show.

00:44:53.000 I'll get some, what do you call that?

00:44:56.000 Social merits, virtue, credibility, social credit fruit.

00:45:02.000 He was almost done.

00:45:03.000 Hey, book, that tactic is a really big one.

00:45:06.000 Linking discussion of gender identity to sexual predation and teachers grooming students.

00:45:11.000 We agree.

00:45:13.000 Okay, so that's a crazy link, is it?

00:45:17.000 Isn't that crazy?

00:45:19.000 Yeah, I also agree that that link is crazy.

00:45:22.000 So remember when the well, let's just have a big look.

00:45:26.000 Remember, go to 2.9.

00:45:28.000 Remember when the Proud Boys made that assumption?

00:45:31.000 We had them on the show here?

00:45:33.000 This was a while ago?

00:45:36.000 No, is that 2.9?

00:45:38.000 There's a couple under 2.9.

00:45:39.000 2.9?

00:45:39.000 This is the first one.

00:45:40.000 Who disrupted the drag queen story hour at the San Lorenzo Library on Saturday?

00:45:45.000 The sheriff's office tells ABC that they're now trying to determine if hate crime charges were child.

00:45:52.000 Uncertain was when the sheriff met with library staff.

00:45:56.000 The posters in the window at the San Lorenzo Library are sending a message following what happened here on Saturday.

00:46:02.000 Oh, I got it.

00:46:03.000 On Saturday, I feel it's very unfortunate because everyone has a Saturday afternoon.

00:46:10.000 Panda Dolce was reading to younger people.

00:46:12.000 Panda Dolce.

00:46:13.000 Remember him?

00:46:15.000 Now go to 30.

00:46:16.000 What do you mean by old version?

00:46:20.000 I've only sent you one version, Ryan.

00:46:23.000 Oh, okay.

00:46:24.000 One has spaces and the other one doesn't.

00:46:27.000 I'll cut it out, but I'll show you.

00:46:30.000 Spaces.

00:46:32.000 See, this one has no spaces and looks like a cluster, and this one has spaces.

00:46:39.000 Alright.

00:46:40.000 So I got it.

00:46:41.000 Anyway, 30.

00:46:43.000 That's not two below 29, but whatever.

00:46:45.000 Learn to use eyeballs.

00:46:46.000 Shut the f*** up and suck my... 1.00

00:46:49.000 I will test me when I'm crazy on the airplane.

00:46:51.000 Put my foot down real quick till you're in my shoe. 1.00

00:46:54.000 F*** the man, it's my name that is screaming.

00:46:57.000 What about the kids that look up to you?

00:46:58.000 Do you have a message for them?

00:47:00.000 All the kids looking up to me insult my.

00:47:04.000 Okay, zoom out a bit so people can see.

00:47:05.000 That's what is that called again?

00:47:08.000 How dare you meet you?

00:47:09.000 How dare you meet you?

00:47:09.000 A drag queen story.

00:47:10.000 So I want you to send it to this woman. 0.99

00:47:15.000 Go to 2.6.

00:47:18.000 This old bag.

00:47:19.000 So her name's Karen... 0.94

00:47:22.000 Zoom in on that?

00:47:23.000 Karen Tamulte.

00:47:25.000 Karen Tamulte.

00:47:27.000 And she's having a nice day at the botanical gardens or something.

00:47:32.000 And she sees a bunch of Proud Boys there attacking children.

00:47:37.000 Just children who wanted to hear a story from a drag queen. 0.84

00:47:40.000 You know, as children do.

00:47:42.000 And she claims their goal was to intimidate a small contingent of parents who had brought their mostly preschool-aged children to the park to hear a drag queen tell stories. 0.63

00:47:49.000 Oh, like Panda Dulce.

00:47:51.000 By the way, Proud Boys were facing hate crime charges for disrupting Panda until the video that got out that we just showed you.

00:48:02.000 And then guess what happened?

00:48:03.000 The whole story vanished along with the hate crime charges.

00:48:06.000 Hmm.

00:48:07.000 You don't say.

00:48:08.000 And the media did not go near any of the indemnification, any of the righteous truth that came out of this.

00:48:16.000 They just dropped the story.

00:48:18.000 But these kind of stories, they get legs.

00:48:20.000 Their goal was to intimidate.

00:48:21.000 The harassment of little kids and their parents that day was a vivid display of the new, more localized strategy that the Proud Boys have embraced since their national leadership dissolved and the crackdowns and arrests that followed Jan 6.

00:48:32.000 The Anti-Defamation League, which tracks their activities, told me it had seen an uptick in such antics in June, which is Pride Month, that the Proud Boys have continued at a brisk pace since then.

00:48:43.000 So since Pride Month, Proud Boys have been on a tear, according to the ADL.

00:48:46.000 Now, she didn't call any Proud Boys, and her email is listed at Washington Post.

00:48:51.000 So I emailed her like 15 examples of drag queen story hour people who became, were outed later as child sex offenders.

00:48:58.000 She blocked my email.

00:48:59.000 It was rejected.

00:49:01.000 So if you can get her on Twitter, go to 27.

00:49:10.000 And every time you see another example of a drag queen being linked to child molestation, please send it to her. 1.00

00:49:16.000 Please at her.

00:49:18.000 I can't.

00:49:18.000 I'm banned, which is why I'm banned.

00:49:22.000 But she goes, they looked plenty scary.

00:49:24.000 Although the children, some of whom were in strollers, were too young to read their signs.

00:49:27.000 One had the homophobic slur groomers with a big red X over it.

00:49:32.000 It's homophobic to notice a pattern.

00:49:35.000 Do you believe the transphobia here, folks?

00:49:38.000 Suggesting the story was a sexual abuse tactic.

00:49:41.000 Another placard declared, you are not born in the wrong body.

00:49:44.000 And another, the irony of which surely escaped them, said in part, science is real.

00:49:51.000 No, no, no, you're the one that's being ironic, my dear.

00:49:55.000 Apparently, in their view, parental rights extend only to causes with which those on the right agree, such as banning the teaching of uncomfortable racial history.

00:50:04.000 No, we're not banning the teaching of uncomfortable racial history, you stupid old cow. 0.98

00:50:10.000 We are saying we don't want our children lied to about America being steeped in racism and everything being about slavery and Jim Crow and blah, blah, blah.

00:50:21.000 We're happy to teach slavery. 0.96

00:50:24.000 Are you happy with us also teaching there was white slaves? 0.94

00:50:27.000 Should we get into that?

00:50:28.000 Should we get into the fact that we warred with the Indians for 400 years and eventually won?

00:50:32.000 Shall we get into the fact that nowhere in the world is anyone safer and happier, including minorities and gays and trannies, than in America? 1.00

00:50:43.000 So that's what we have a problem with, is you brainwashing our children.

00:50:50.000 Or refusing to vaccinate their children.

00:50:52.000 Yeah, that's political.

00:50:54.000 Then again, consistency has never been exactly been a hallmark of fringe thinking.

00:50:59.000 So it's fringe thinking.

00:51:01.000 In any case, stand back and stand by.

00:51:02.000 The Prowboys are coming maybe to a park near you. 0.97

00:51:06.000 Like just, lady, browse libs of TikTok and tell me that it's crazy.

00:51:11.000 And John Oliver, too.

00:51:13.000 Browse Libs of TikTok and tell me that I'm crazy.

00:51:16.000 2-6?

00:51:19.000 And I listed a bunch.

00:51:21.000 You can look them up yourself.

00:51:22.000 Jada Dean, Tatiana Milanena, William Travis Dees, Brett Blom, Nathan Flojob Mullen, Darren Sewell, Anastasia Diamond, all facing sex charges.

00:51:34.000 Did you hit 2-6?

00:51:35.000 Oh yeah, that's 2-6.

00:51:39.000 And go to 2-8.

00:51:41.000 Here's a bunch more examples.

00:51:46.000 This one is brutal.

00:51:47.000 Australian woman has been convicted for filming herself masturbating her penis next to a young child and possessing dozens of child sex abuse content.

00:51:57.000 The judge called the content depraved because the victims included toddlers and babies.

00:52:03.000 Okay, so they're going to say, well, that's not a pattern.

00:52:06.000 There's plenty of priests who rape boys. 1.00

00:52:09.000 Yeah, they're called gay priests.

00:52:13.000 But go back to that article so people can look it up on their own.

00:52:16.000 Post-millennial, Andy Ngo.

00:52:17.000 Well, click on it.

00:52:18.000 Okay.

00:52:24.000 That's the article.

00:52:30.000 What is this?

00:52:32.000 Go to 3-1.

00:52:33.000 This is the Anastasia chick.

00:52:34.000 There's been a few in Houston of all places.

00:52:36.000 Oh, wait.

00:52:37.000 Side note.

00:52:38.000 And zoom out so people can look this up themselves.

00:52:41.000 Look at the way this woman thrusts herself onto the screen at the beginning of this. 1.00

00:52:44.000 She looks like she just got an electric shock up her ass. 1.00

00:52:47.000 Well, like the puppet that's working her. 0.99

00:52:49.000 You'll know I'm filming.

00:52:50.000 The way we tell people that we're filming is I have an intern put his finger up your butthole. 1.00

00:52:56.000 Okay?

00:52:56.000 So when you feel the finger, insert it in your ass, and it's not going to be gentle.

00:53:00.000 It's going to be like a jab.

00:53:01.000 So I'm going to have my finger on your anal lips. 1.00

00:53:03.000 And then when we start filming, I'm just going to go like that.

00:53:05.000 Okay?

00:53:06.000 Can't we just do countdown?

00:53:07.000 No, no, no, no, no.

00:53:08.000 Okay.

00:53:09.000 This is the way it goes.

00:53:13.000 And breaking news, we have just confirmed.

00:53:15.000 Again.

00:53:16.000 And breaking news, we have just confirmed that a registered.

00:53:18.000 Looks like he got the finger.

00:53:19.000 Doesn't his face look deep fake?

00:53:21.000 Oh, you don't have to do that for me.

00:53:23.000 I'll know that I'm on because when she jumps, I'll start.

00:53:26.000 No, no, no.

00:53:27.000 We have a high budget.

00:53:28.000 His face looks like the deep fake we had at the beginning with Jordan Peterson, doesn't it?

00:53:32.000 And breaking news, we have just confirmed that a registered child sex offender has been reading to children at a Houston public library as part of...

00:53:40.000 Get your phone off your desk, lady. 1.00

00:53:43.000 Drag queen story hour.

00:53:45.000 This is brought to our attention by a group who's been trying to put an end to the program.

00:53:49.000 A media spokesperson for the library confirms one of those drag queens, Tatiana Malanina, is really Alberto Garza, a child sex offender.

00:53:58.000 In 2008, he was convicted of assaulting an eight-year-old boy.

00:54:03.000 Most young parents would not allow that individual to sit in this library.

00:54:10.000 Sasha In.

00:54:11.000 Please send this clip to Karen.

00:54:16.000 Is her name literally Karen?

00:54:18.000 Yes.

00:54:19.000 Yes, send that to Karen.

00:54:21.000 The library issued a statement saying that.

00:54:24.000 So is she a Nazi?

00:54:24.000 Is she a proud boy?

00:54:25.000 Is she a rat? 0.70

00:54:26.000 Is that fringe thinking?

00:54:30.000 And there was a greeter there, William Travis Dees.

00:54:34.000 Greeter in a house.

00:54:35.000 He was a greeter in Houston.

00:54:36.000 I don't know if he's at the same place that Anastasia was at, but he was caught with sexually molesting four-year-old, a five-year-old, a six-year-old, and an eight-year-old.

00:54:45.000 You rarely hear with pedophiles, it's usually slightly prepubescent or just post-pubescent children, but you rarely hear four, five, six.

00:54:54.000 That's like for the real fucking sickos.

00:55:00.000 And then we had this one in Central PA that Nancy needs to hear about.

00:55:05.000 It's not fringe thinking to address this.

00:55:08.000 Wait, that's the Houston guy.

00:55:09.000 No, no, that's the Central PA guy.

00:55:10.000 Yet another drag queen arrested for child sexual abuse images.

00:55:14.000 Go to the first paragraph.

00:55:17.000 Franklin County, North Carolina, following a two-year investigation.

00:55:19.000 Bryce.

00:55:21.000 Blow it up.

00:55:21.000 I can't read it.

00:55:25.000 Bryce Patrick Raishon Williams was charged with 25 counts of child pornography, a class 2 felony, as well as 18 counts of criminal use of a communications facility.

00:55:36.000 Williams is a drag queen who goes by Anastasia Diamond. 1.00

00:55:39.000 Is that the one I mentioned earlier?

00:55:40.000 No, Tatiana Milanina was the one I mentioned earlier.

00:55:47.000 I mean, it's weird to laugh about child rape, but the examples just keep coming.

00:55:52.000 And you know what?

00:55:52.000 Go back to that article.

00:55:53.000 When you read one, if the journalist is worth half his salt, you go down, there'll be a list of other ones.

00:55:58.000 They'll go, this is yet another.

00:56:00.000 And then they list them all here.

00:56:01.000 There's Brett Blom, Nathan Flojob.

00:56:05.000 The people funding them tend to have a history of sexual assault allegations.

00:56:10.000 And if you go to 3-3, Redux, R-E-D-U-X-X.info also has a bunch.

00:56:18.000 3-3, a drag queen who performed under the name Miss Rachel Rear. 1.00

00:56:23.000 There she is.

00:56:24.000 Send it to Nancy, please.

00:56:26.000 Has appeared in court on charges related to the possession and production of indecent and prohibited images of children.

00:56:33.000 Rachel Rear is actually Andrew Duncan, 24.

00:56:35.000 He's facing multiple counts related to 17 pieces of child sexual abuse materials he was found with.

00:56:40.000 Some of the materials were media of real children, and others were illegal fantasy depictions of children engaged in obscene pornographic acts.

00:56:48.000 Or go to 3-4.

00:56:50.000 We have another one.

00:56:53.000 Now, the ones I've been giving so far are directly related to Drag Queen Story Hour.

00:56:58.000 This is just a trans-identified male found with depraved child sex abuse materials. 1.00

00:57:05.000 Okay, let's get these in front of our kids, shall we? 0.92

00:57:08.000 Blow it up?

00:57:10.000 An Australian man who identifies as a transgender pledge guilty of three offenses related to possessing extreme child sexual exploitation materials, including videos he created himself of performing sex acts next to a sleeping five-year-old. 0.86

00:57:25.000 Are we still fringe?

00:57:27.000 Is this still fringe?

00:57:29.000 And here's a bizarre one.

00:57:31.000 So here's a doctor talking about someone who didn't get the proper, I don't know, gender-affirming surgery, and she killed herself, which is good for business. 1.00

00:57:43.000 Because the more these people kill themselves, the more we can justify these superfluous operations, and the more we get the money.

00:57:49.000 Hey, if you're a socialist, I would focus on this as a problem with capitalism.

00:57:54.000 You've incentivized child mutilation.

00:57:56.000 There's money involved.

00:57:58.000 So hospitals are doing it. 0.83

00:57:59.000 That's one of the most negative things I've heard about capitalism in a long time.

00:58:04.000 So run with that.

00:58:05.000 But let's look at Dr. Julia Mason. 1.00

00:58:07.000 There she is.

00:58:08.000 And boy, was it good for her hospital's bottom line when that tranny killed herself. 1.00

00:58:14.000 I have the clip here.

00:58:16.000 The child stepped boldly in front of a tractor trailer.

00:58:20.000 Imagine seeing a child kill themselves and going, what bravery.

00:58:25.000 How courageous of you.

00:58:30.000 And in the final days of 2014, a local 16-year-old young lady, Leela Elkhorn, of trans experience, stepped boldly in front of a tractor trailer, ending her life.

00:58:44.000 Her suicide note, written to post on social media about an hour after her death, went viral literally around the world.

00:58:53.000 Oh, great advertising.

00:58:54.000 Now, Leela was not my patient, but I took care of hundreds of her classmates at Kings Mills High School.

00:59:03.000 But each day, on the way to work, I passed that spot where this team boldly ended her life pleading for her.

00:59:13.000 Twice.

00:59:14.000 She got boldly twice there. 0.99

00:59:17.000 Wow, I guess that was bold.

00:59:19.000 Alex Jones calls these people demons, and for that he was fined one Genzillion dollars.

00:59:27.000 It's over a billion, by the way.

00:59:29.000 As he pointed out.

00:59:32.000 Do they sound demonic to you?

00:59:34.000 Do you see a pattern there?

00:59:36.000 I think demons would resent the comparison.

00:59:40.000 How dare Chris Ruffel say we need tactics to stop this, and we need the proper vocabulary to get the message across.

00:59:47.000 This isn't to make money like the hospitals do.

00:59:50.000 I don't gain anything when you don't maim children. 0.99

00:59:53.000 I just live in a society where it's frowned upon.

00:59:58.000 That's my goal, for child mutilation to be frowned upon.

01:00:02.000 And if that's fringe, well, then I'm living on the edge.

01:00:08.000 All right, let's get to the mailb.

01:00:10.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.

01:00:15.000 Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.

01:00:20.000 Let me touch it.

01:00:23.000 Gavin, if you want to have a rock hard boner for men while crying to overwhelming heroics, watch the movie 13 Lives.

01:00:29.000 It's based on a real-life incident.

01:00:30.000 As you may recall, in Thailand, when those kids got stuck at the thing-amadoodle, some moron brought them to a cave that floods.

01:00:40.000 Like, that guy needs to be punished.

01:00:43.000 He brought a soccer team on a trip without checking the tides and the possible danger.

01:00:49.000 And then who came to save them all?

01:00:51.000 White people. 0.69

01:00:53.000 Can you imagine if it was an all-black diving team that rescued these kids?

01:00:56.000 We'd be hearing about it for the next 200 years.

01:00:59.000 But no one mentioned that it was all British dudes who figured it out.

01:01:03.000 diving nerds.

01:01:04.000 "It takes a certain kind of mindset for the deep cave diving.

01:01:10.000 You have to be a bit nuts." Remember Elon Musk said, I think I could make a little rocket that could go in.

01:01:17.000 And then the divers said, what, like a dildo?

01:01:20.000 And then they said, what are you, pedophile?

01:01:24.000 or maybe elon called them pedophiles hello hey we're here how many of you 13.

01:01:44.000 13 they're all alone Can we go out now?

01:01:49.000 Yes.

01:01:51.000 I think I'd have a panic attack.

01:01:52.000 There were times where you were completely scrunched.

01:01:55.000 Like your back and your belly were scraping along the rocks.

01:01:59.000 You try and dive those kids the whole way.

01:02:02.000 All you've been bringing out is dead bodies.

01:02:06.000 All right, that looks fun to watch.

01:02:08.000 Let me put that on my movies list.

01:02:12.000 Funny how at the end of the day, usually you're so tired, you sit down and you're like, all right, I got the rest of the night to myself.

01:02:18.000 I'm going to chill out.

01:02:19.000 And then you go, I don't know what to watch.

01:02:21.000 So keep a list on your phone of movies to see.

01:02:25.000 American Holocaust.

01:02:27.000 What are you saying?

01:02:28.000 Making a list.

01:02:29.000 Checking it twice.

01:02:35.000 Amy Siskind has a tweet out.

01:02:37.000 I bumped into her the other day.

01:02:39.000 I said, Amy, how's your war on white men going?

01:02:42.000 She pulled out her phone to record me.

01:02:46.000 I'm saying yes to everything.

01:02:47.000 If your group or organization is having a Zoom call or event to rally the troops for midterms and want me to jump on, send a DM.

01:02:52.000 I'm 101% devoted for the next three weeks to getting out to vote and making sure there's no white males being elected.

01:03:00.000 Meanwhile, she destroyed her ex-husband's life, got his house, destroyed it, rebuilt a mansion, three times the value, with his money. 0.85

01:03:08.000 So shouldn't you be thanking white males? 0.54

01:03:10.000 Anyway, here's an official decree for baby monsters.

01:03:15.000 If you get her on a fake Zoom call and prank her, we will award the funniest fake Zoom $101.

01:03:26.000 Nice.

01:03:28.000 Okay?

01:03:29.000 Because we think that would be funny.

01:03:30.000 We're $101 committed.

01:03:33.000 Yep.

01:03:35.000 Fuentes debate.

01:03:36.000 Can we have a liberal atheist versus Jewish power debate, please?

01:03:38.000 Both of you make compelling points, but a debate that's done in good faith.

01:03:41.000 Yeah, that's a good idea.

01:03:43.000 Nick and I should discuss the Jews.

01:03:46.000 Yeah, then there's no fucking personal barbs.

01:03:48.000 That's the worst part of that.

01:03:50.000 When they debate and then it gets like all fucking personal and tense and shitty.

01:03:54.000 It's like, all right, guys.

01:03:55.000 But it's a tough subject because you're talking about 3,000 years of civilization.

01:04:02.000 And 300,000 lives that were lost.

01:04:06.000 But yeah, that's something.

01:04:07.000 I mentioned that to Ron Coleman and Ezra Levant.

01:04:09.000 I said, why don't you talk to like the Knicks and the Owen Benjamin before, right, when he was starting that stuff?

01:04:16.000 And they're like, ah, their ship has already sailed.

01:04:18.000 Which I don't really believe.

01:04:19.000 I think they just thought, it's like arguing with the flat earther.

01:04:22.000 Like, you need to know all of their arguments.

01:04:24.000 But I would eat into that.

01:04:28.000 I don't know if it's the same area, but update on van life in NYC.

01:04:32.000 My link doesn't work.

01:04:33.000 Maybe yours does.

01:04:34.000 This is, as we've dubbed it, Van Alley.

01:04:36.000 A bunch of like-minded individuals coming and going.

01:04:39.000 Van Alley is just kind of a dead engineer.

01:04:41.000 Is that where?

01:04:41.000 Yeah, that's where I was.

01:04:43.000 That's in the Bronx.

01:04:44.000 James Burke.

01:04:45.000 Wait, that looks like that's not in the Bronx, though.

01:04:48.000 Oh.

01:04:48.000 Looks like it's in.

01:04:49.000 Oh, wait.

01:04:49.000 Maybe this is a thing.

01:04:51.000 It's a thing.

01:04:52.000 What the fuck?

01:04:53.000 Oh, yeah, there's no view of the city.

01:04:55.000 Long Island City, maybe?

01:04:56.000 Oh, yeah.

01:04:56.000 So I wound up just kind of living here.

01:04:58.000 So this is my van.

01:04:59.000 This is an old 87 Dodge Explorer.

01:05:02.000 Barely sleeps me back here.

01:05:03.000 You're welcome to take a peek.

01:05:04.000 Got a little kitchenette inside, you know, refrigerator, propane stove, full shower in there, toilet.

01:05:09.000 Being in the city with no rent is pretty great.

01:05:11.000 This is the van that I'm working on currently with Liz.

01:05:15.000 As you can see, the walls are up.

01:05:16.000 This is the quarter-inch ceiling.

01:05:18.000 This is a great laptop storage.

01:05:21.000 These are the 360-degree view, so you can see her there as well as there.

01:05:27.000 This is the Nature Set toilet.

01:05:28.000 Dometic fridge.

01:05:30.000 Pardon the coronas.

01:05:31.000 Virus not included.

01:05:32.000 This is my van.

01:05:33.000 My van is a complete disaster right now.

01:05:36.000 I'm a bigger dish.

01:05:40.000 That's not going to happen.

01:05:42.000 No rent to pay when your parents help you buy a $60,000.

01:05:48.000 If I was them, I'd lock up like South Africans lock up before they go to bed. 1.00

01:05:52.000 When coming into your house, make sure the electric fence is on, spikes are set, front door is chained.

01:05:58.000 Security motion light is activated.

01:06:01.000 An interior padlock is set behind the metal doors.

01:06:05.000 Seems reasonable.

01:06:06.000 Coming into the house, you want to make sure that your baton and mace is by the front door.

01:06:11.000 Front door is locked and closed.

01:06:16.000 And also, the alarm is set.

01:06:18.000 Now it's night, night time, South Africa style.

01:06:20.000 How's it where you are?

01:06:22.000 Going to bed.

01:06:23.000 Not that bad, but we're getting there.

01:06:28.000 The false canonization of Matthew Shepard.

01:06:33.000 This is an oldie but a goodie.

01:06:34.000 He wasn't murdered for being gay.

01:06:37.000 There's a great book about it called The Book of Matthew, where they explain that he was just a meth head who got in over his head and a drug deal gone bad, but he was used.

01:06:45.000 You know, what inspires me about that story is it'd be good to do a book of all the biggest myths, like the Tulsa Massacre, Matthew Shepard, the, you know, we took the land from the Indians, we started slavery, all that kind of stuff.

01:06:59.000 Wouldn't that be fun?

01:07:01.000 That'd be a handy book for a young man to have.

01:07:04.000 All right, Ryan's got to go, so we'll rush through this.

01:07:07.000 G-Dog and Rye Guy, as a fellow butt boy and phone addicted dad, I'd like to cut down on my usage.

01:07:12.000 I'm not your fucking boss, blah, blah. 0.86

01:07:13.000 Can you give me a review?

01:07:14.000 Yeah.

01:07:15.000 I haven't started using it yet, but I'll let you know.

01:07:18.000 I'm going to quit my Airbuds because I hear they have EMF in them.

01:07:22.000 Oh, God.

01:07:22.000 That's a new thing that it's really bad for you to have the wireless Airbuds.

01:07:27.000 So me and my wife are going to quit.

01:07:29.000 Okay.

01:07:30.000 Big deal.

01:07:31.000 Good to know.

01:07:31.000 Big deal.

01:07:32.000 Too bad when you started telling us that I quit caring.

01:07:35.000 Oh, no.

01:07:37.000 Okay, last one.

01:07:37.000 Canada murdering veterans.

01:07:40.000 Hopefully you're not in jail yet.

01:07:41.000 You can get pissed about the story.

01:07:42.000 Canadian veteran called the VAC, which is a Canadian Veterans Association, looking for psychological help about PTSD.

01:07:50.000 The phone operator started recommending medical assistance in dying.

01:07:56.000 This is a white problem, folks. 0.92

01:07:59.000 We are suicidal.

01:08:02.000 The Mexican VA doesn't do that. 1.00

01:08:06.000 Like, it's a Northern European thing.

01:08:08.000 It's a Canadian thing.

01:08:10.000 Euthanasia is just a great idea. 0.95

01:08:13.000 Why are we like that?

01:08:14.000 Why are we so ethno-masochistic?

01:08:17.000 When the veteran refused and said that wasn't what he was going for, not only did the employee keep recommending it, he told him, it would be better than blowing your brains out.

01:08:28.000 Thanks.

01:08:29.000 That's not really why I called the suicide hotline.

01:08:32.000 To double the what the Canadian fuck factor, he then told the veteran that he should be open to it because he had already assisted another veteran ending his life.

01:08:39.000 And as a good Samaritan would, he helped find a good therapist for his wife and children to cope with the loss.

01:08:45.000 So that's a video on it.

01:08:47.000 You can check.

01:08:47.000 Zoom out so we can see the guy.

01:08:49.000 The VAC told this veteran who was looking for help that he should look into MAID. 0.97

01:08:55.000 Medical assistance in dying.

01:08:58.000 Which, if you're not.

01:08:59.000 MAID, just cleaning up. 1.00

01:09:00.000 Cleaning up.

01:09:01.000 All right, let's get to the final vid.

01:09:03.000 Short episode.

01:09:04.000 Short episode.

01:09:16.000 Okay, go to 3.5 first.

01:09:20.000 You see a funny little clown car is on the bed of a tow truck.

01:09:26.000 This guy's well-known in the hood, and that's his car.

01:09:30.000 And he shows up to pretty much everything, but it's illegal for him to drive that around as a vehicle.

01:09:35.000 It's not road safety.

01:09:37.000 And so it was taken away from him.

01:09:38.000 But he was just a regular dude who was just popping around the neighborhood.

01:09:42.000 In fact, here's some footage of the kind of stuff that he would do in his tiny car.

01:09:47.000 Is that 3-4?

01:09:48.000 Yes.

01:09:49.000 Sorry.

01:09:51.000 He tried to bend the car, nigga. 1.00

01:09:53.000 Wasn't going nowhere.

01:09:53.000 Nigga was spinning right there in the middle of the street, Sao.

01:09:56.000 Charlie.

01:09:57.000 Oh, shit, Cook. 0.99

01:09:58.000 Goddamn.

01:09:59.000 Oh, shit, Southern Cup.

01:10:00.000 Hey, come, we got the goddamn colour.

01:10:03.000 We got the goddamn minutes of car here, Sao.

01:10:06.000 What the fuck going on, Carter?

01:10:08.000 Only in Cleveland, South.

01:10:09.000 Only in Cleveland, South.

01:10:11.000 That bitch running. 1.00

01:10:11.000 Oh, sitting in the slide, that bitch out of cup. 1.00

01:10:14.000 That bitch running off of three AAA batteries, South. 1.00

01:10:18.000 That bitch running off of vegetable oil. 1.00

01:10:21.000 What the fuck happened?

01:10:22.000 Power steering.

01:10:23.000 I'm going nowhere, man.

01:10:25.000 What the fuck happened?

01:10:26.000 What the fuck happened?

01:10:26.000 Y'all driving crazy out here.

01:10:28.000 All right, folks.

01:10:29.000 So if you're in Chicago tonight, northwest, perfect diagonal line from Chicago Center.

01:10:35.000 It's near McHenry, I think, is the area generally.

01:10:39.000 And yeah, we're going live tonight.

01:10:41.000 They tried to kill us.

01:10:42.000 They tried to shut us down, but the show must go on.

01:10:45.000 Penn State must go on.

01:10:47.000 So we've got a show tonight, right?

01:10:50.000 No.

01:10:51.000 Yesterday.

01:10:52.000 Hope you enjoyed the show at McHenry.

01:10:54.000 It was at McHenry, actually.

01:10:55.000 Wait, no, we'll show this show Thursday.

01:10:58.000 Okay.

01:10:58.000 No, no, this is Elijah's show.

01:11:00.000 So we hope you enjoyed the show last night.

01:11:02.000 At McHenry.

01:11:04.000 Henry.

01:11:04.000 The Vixen Great Club.

01:11:06.000 Yeah, the Vixen.

01:11:08.000 That's where the show was.

01:11:10.000 Hopefully I'm alive.

01:11:11.000 Yeah.

01:11:12.000 Oh, wow.

01:11:12.000 This could be morbid and weird.

01:11:14.000 Yeah.

01:11:14.000 Actually, clip that Chicago part out.

01:11:17.000 Not out, but like copy it, and then we'll put that up as a free thing on the site or on my getter or something as an ad.

01:11:24.000 Oh, for the actual show.

01:11:26.000 Okay.

01:11:27.000 Very confusing.

01:11:27.000 So this is Friday.

01:11:28.000 So the show was yesterday.

01:11:30.000 Got Penn State coming up on Monday.

01:11:33.000 Kookie times we're living in, folks. 0.97

01:11:35.000 Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.

01:11:39.000 And I don't want that taloopa. 1.00

01:11:41.000 There we go.

01:11:42.000 I'm a whistle like a dipset.

01:11:44.000 I don't want a skinny girl, I want a thick set. 1.00

01:11:46.000 Sit down, don't make yourself at home.

01:11:48.000 We like a girl with some meat on her bones. 1.00

01:11:50.000 It's a big girl banger. 1.00

01:11:53.000 It's a big girl banger, banger. 1.00

01:11:55.000 Stretch marks tattooed on the tan lines.

01:11:57.000 It's a big girl banger. 1.00

01:12:03.000 Banger.

01:12:04.000 Stretch marks tattooed on the tan lines.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - October 21, 2022

S04E178 - OK GROOMER

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