Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S04E179 - ROOM 13B

00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.

00:00:20.000 Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes

00:00:50.000 Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes Great band.

00:01:21.000 The only ones.

00:01:23.000 Another Girl, Another Planet.

00:01:25.000 Kind of a cursed band, though, because that song was a massive hit pre-punk 76, or I guess the same year as Punk began.

00:01:34.000 And they could just never get another hit.

00:01:38.000 One hit wonder.

00:01:39.000 That must suck as a band. 0.65

00:01:43.000 You do a show and everyone's waiting for Another Girl Another Planet.

00:01:45.000 You're like, we got plenty of other songs.

00:01:47.000 They even had a comeback in 07, 08.

00:01:50.000 And people were like, man, can you just do Another Girl Another Planet, please?

00:01:56.000 Hits are a curse.

00:01:58.000 You sell your soul to the devil to get a hit, and then you have to play it for the rest of your life.

00:02:06.000 It's funny when you get older, the last thing you would ever want to be is in a band.

00:02:11.000 And so I see all these bands, and when I was young, I was like, that must rock.

00:02:14.000 Then I was in a band for many years.

00:02:17.000 And I go, and it was awesome when I was like 18 to 20, early 20s.

00:02:22.000 But as an old man, I couldn't imagine being on tour.

00:02:26.000 Even that Penn State show.

00:02:28.000 Sitting in the hotel room at nine going, I got seven hours to kill?

00:02:34.000 Fuck.

00:02:36.000 You get to fuck groupies.

00:02:38.000 Yeah, I guess.

00:02:39.000 At night.

00:02:40.000 Now it's morning.

00:02:41.000 You're hungover.

00:02:42.000 And there's a retarded slut in your bed. 1.00

00:02:46.000 So you want to get breakfast and talk about how awesome I am?

00:02:51.000 No.

00:02:55.000 I saw.

00:02:56.000 First of all, I want to make something clear, Ryan.

00:02:58.000 I want to break up with you.

00:03:01.000 Why does that mean?

00:03:02.000 What does that entail?

00:03:04.000 Why does that mean?

00:03:06.000 First, because you're fixing your hair.

00:03:09.000 So that way I could look more like Dinesh.

00:03:12.000 Oh, well, Dinesh, I'm glad you're on the show.

00:03:14.000 I haven't been able to work out because I fractured my hand.

00:03:18.000 So I jogged a bit, but I don't know.

00:03:22.000 Sure, jogging is good.

00:03:24.000 You can bounce around like a doad.

00:03:28.000 But because Ryan is working out all the time, he needs calories.

00:03:32.000 So he keeps going, I'm going to get food.

00:03:33.000 You want food?

00:03:34.000 And you're making me eat when I wouldn't normally eat.

00:03:37.000 So I'm getting fat.

00:03:39.000 Like, you know, when girls' periods synchronize?

00:03:42.000 Our eating habits are synchronized.

00:03:43.000 I want to desynchronize.

00:03:45.000 Oh, I see.

00:03:46.000 Well, you want to get food, go get food.

00:03:48.000 We're not getting food together anymore.

00:03:49.000 Well, maybe that's why I got a cough cough and I didn't get you one.

00:03:55.000 That's another one, too.

00:03:58.000 Because I'll bring in coffee's kind of late and I'll feel bad because you don't like to drink coffee late because then you can't sleep.

00:04:04.000 I don't think I had a coffee today.

00:04:05.000 No.

00:04:06.000 But the reason that you are eating so much is because you need calories, right, to get ripped.

00:04:12.000 Yes.

00:04:13.000 Well, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:04:14.000 And it is crazy how fucking jacked you have things, dude. 0.58

00:04:19.000 And if anyone has seen your Instagram, it's amazing.

00:04:24.000 Pull up your Instagram one.

00:04:25.000 I'm pinned off and this is not me.

00:04:27.000 Like, dude, you're fucking shredded.

00:04:30.000 I was getting very excited for a second, but.

00:04:32.000 Look at that.

00:04:33.000 Do you do videos where you show your actual workout?

00:04:36.000 I don't.

00:04:36.000 Look at those packs, Ryan.

00:04:38.000 You're fucking killing it, man.

00:04:40.000 He is doing a great job, yes.

00:04:43.000 You are.

00:04:44.000 Oh, you're giving you giving as the finger?

00:04:46.000 It's kind of like the P.O.V. Michelangelo, the 16th Chapel.

00:04:49.000 The 16th?

00:04:50.000 Is that comes after the 14th?

00:04:53.000 17th.

00:04:55.000 Whoa.

00:05:01.000 I don't think I could bench press that much.

00:05:03.000 I think I could do like 140.

00:05:05.000 He probably has an advantage because smaller arms means less range of.

00:05:11.000 How much can you bench press?

00:05:12.000 I don't know.

00:05:13.000 I'm not one of those guys that bench press stuff.

00:05:15.000 I only do dumbbells.

00:05:16.000 It's healthier on the joints.

00:05:18.000 And a lot of the weightlifting community has acknowledged this already, that benching with a barbell is kind of obsolete.

00:05:24.000 Oh, good.

00:05:25.000 I'm glad I spent $2,500 on a fucking weight set.

00:05:28.000 No, it's great.

00:05:29.000 But if you start going up in weight and it hurts your joints, that's a problem.

00:05:32.000 But I think you'll be good forever.

00:05:34.000 Oh, my God.

00:05:35.000 No.

00:05:36.000 Jokes aside, that was very mean.

00:05:38.000 I'm sorry.

00:05:38.000 And I'm supposed to encourage you.

00:05:40.000 That shirt that he's wearing, that is a company that my ex-band member, Jason, and our high school band, Jason Webb, started this company.

00:05:50.000 The name of our band was Approaching Seven.

00:05:52.000 That means almost perfect.

00:05:54.000 And he took that name and used it to, and that was a successful thing.

00:05:58.000 So he gave you that shirt?

00:06:05.000 It's hurtful.

00:06:06.000 Also, though he looks tough, Ryan is petrified of cacti.

00:06:11.000 This isn't me.

00:06:13.000 Look how scared Ryan gets when he makes a sound.

00:06:15.000 *laughing*

00:06:21.000 Oh, Ryan's sad.

00:06:23.000 That's not me.

00:06:24.000 You shaved your head?

00:06:25.000 That's a different human child, you see.

00:06:27.000 I don't want to go.

00:06:34.000 I like videos of people terrorizing children.

00:06:37.000 Like, that's fine.

00:06:37.000 That's just a little baby crying, but something that they were trying to use to make them happy.

00:06:42.000 But, like, clowns scaring kids and kids screaming and freaking out.

00:06:48.000 I'm kind of borderline with those Jimmy Kimmel things where he says, we ate all your Halloween candy and they cry.

00:06:55.000 I guess I don't like that.

00:06:58.000 I'm not a pussy.

00:06:59.000 I don't mind seeing kids wipe out and stuff.

00:07:02.000 But I don't know.

00:07:04.000 You know what I mean?

00:07:05.000 Yeah, I'm not a big.

00:07:06.000 Yeah, that's it.

00:07:06.000 I don't like hurting children.

00:07:09.000 Sorry.

00:07:09.000 Especially in this day and age with all this drag queen shit going on.

00:07:15.000 Speaking of the war on kids, 1-5, Disney's putting on a drag queen thing. 0.96

00:07:23.000 We covered a lot of drag queen stuff yesterday.

00:07:25.000 Brewery, North Carolina is holding a Disney-themed all-ages drag brunch.

00:07:28.000 One of the performers describes their performances as inspired by Satanism.

00:07:33.000 Like, do they look these people up?

00:07:34.000 I know what you're saying, baby monsters.

00:07:36.000 You're going to be like, yeah, they do.

00:07:37.000 It's a plan.

00:07:38.000 I don't think it's that sinister.

00:07:41.000 I think it's retarded. 1.00

00:07:43.000 I think 90% of the people behind these dumb drag queen story era things are doing it out of spite for conservatives.

00:07:51.000 They're doing it because it makes me mad.

00:07:52.000 And I'm like, please, don't do it because it makes me mad.

00:07:57.000 Don't do it because you're linking children to pedophiles and sexualizing them.

00:08:02.000 I mean, I'm preaching to the converted.

00:08:05.000 They should really make a statement and say, as the LGBT community is very inclusive and we don't like judging people.

00:08:11.000 But because of that, and because we work in such close proximity to children, we have to be very, very sure of who we accept.

00:08:19.000 No, don't even do that.

00:08:20.000 Just say drag queens are sexual. 1.00

00:08:23.000 That's it.

00:08:23.000 That's our beef.

00:08:24.000 Yeah.

00:08:25.000 But here's the thing.

00:08:25.000 Even if they looked into all of them, they all have weird dirt on them.

00:08:29.000 So that vetting process alone would probably, you know, dramatically reduce the drags.

00:08:34.000 We're not mad at fags reading stories. 1.00

00:08:36.000 You get one of the queer eye for the straight guy fucking dudes, get him in there. 1.00

00:08:41.000 He can mince around and read a book.

00:08:43.000 We don't care.

00:08:44.000 Although I think there is a disproportionate representation of pedophiles in the gay community.

00:08:50.000 Oh, yeah, what about priests?

00:08:52.000 They're gay. 0.99

00:08:53.000 So sorry about that.

00:08:56.000 This fucking documentary looks really intense.

00:09:01.000 Coming out in November.

00:09:03.000 1-4.

00:09:04.000 I jumped ahead.

00:09:06.000 it's called died suddenly about the vaccine Streaming November 21st.

00:09:16.000 We should do a live viewing.

00:09:21.000 These people know.

00:09:22.000 These people know.

00:09:25.000 Who knows?

00:09:26.000 The governments know.

00:09:27.000 This has been well planned.

00:09:29.000 This is Agenda 2030.

00:09:31.000 This is the great reset.

00:09:33.000 Somebody mentioned to go onto Google and go into the news section and then type in died suddenly.

00:09:43.000 And lo and behold, here's a whole listing of people, of articles, of people within that last week who died suddenly.

00:09:51.000 Older people, but a lot of younger people throughout, around the world.

00:09:57.000 And then you find out they were vaccinated.

00:10:00.000 It's just there's something different about the blood.

00:10:02.000 Something's causing this.

00:10:03.000 Somebody needs to look into it.

00:10:05.000 Wait, just stop this.

00:10:07.000 This is what annoys me about documentaries.

00:10:09.000 You're a scientist, so you have to follow a scientific protocol.

00:10:12.000 So if you're talking about there being a lot of died suddenly, you have to show me that when you Googled that seven years ago, it was different results.

00:10:23.000 You need, what's it called, a safety, placebo?

00:10:27.000 A control?

00:10:28.000 A control.

00:10:29.000 So that didn't tell me anything.

00:10:31.000 Plus, what, 5 billion people got vaccinated?

00:10:36.000 So yeah, a lot of people who died suddenly are going to be vaccinated.

00:10:40.000 So so far, I know it's just a trailer, but so far, you're not being scientific.

00:10:44.000 You're not giving me facts.

00:10:46.000 But the blood being different, now that is something.

00:10:49.000 So they talk to coroners about the blood they drain out of these bodies when they're embalming them.

00:10:55.000 And shit is fucking weird all of a sudden.

00:10:59.000 That have 30, 40, even 50 years of experience.

00:11:02.000 Have you guys ever seen this stuff before?

00:11:05.000 And the answer was always, I've never seen anything like it.

00:11:10.000 U.S. life insurance companies have reported an overwhelming and unexplainable increase in all-cause deaths among 18 to 49-year-olds.

00:11:19.000 That's a 12-sigma event.

00:11:21.000 One in 800 years, 12 standard deviations by the man.

00:11:24.000 No one's even calculated that.

00:11:26.000 It's apocalyptic.

00:11:28.000 Who knows?

00:11:29.000 Young people are dying these days. 1.00

00:11:38.000 Oh, yeah.

00:11:40.000 This is different.

00:11:40.000 This isn't normal.

00:11:42.000 The dead can't speak for themselves.

00:11:44.000 So therefore, I have to speak for them.

00:12:06.000 This is the greatest orchestrated die-off in the history of the world.

00:12:16.000 So that looks juicy, huh?

00:12:18.000 Deem.

00:12:19.000 Call it small A because that is juice A. Wait, you're a guy?

00:12:26.000 Nice job.

00:12:28.000 Nice job.

00:12:31.000 What was I going to say about that?

00:12:32.000 That seems pretty fucking damning to me, doesn't it?

00:12:38.000 Yeah.

00:12:39.000 I'm surprised they let that exist on Twitter.

00:12:43.000 Well, it had a warning on it.

00:12:45.000 Did you not get a warning first?

00:12:46.000 I didn't have to click a warning.

00:12:48.000 Elon's in charge now.

00:12:52.000 Oh, yeah, that's what I was going to say.

00:12:54.000 How many people died from COVID?

00:12:58.000 Because maybe if you're trying to call 7 billion, you really got to go Thanos and kill half the world.

00:13:06.000 if it's for environmental purposes, and I don't think that overpopulation is destroying the planet, but say you did have that philosophy, like even a billion, a billion on the entire planet, not really helping out.

00:13:23.000 I mean, do the streets look barren?

00:13:26.000 Our classrooms empty?

00:13:28.000 No.

00:13:29.000 So if this was an orchestrated genocide to kill us off and prevent overpopulation, I mean, you didn't do shit.

00:13:40.000 How many people died of COVID?

00:13:42.000 What's taking you so long?

00:13:44.000 My phone is charging.

00:13:46.000 You weren't looking that up?

00:13:48.000 What are you doing over there?

00:13:50.000 I was looking at this thing of sudden deaths.

00:13:54.000 It said six million.

00:13:56.000 Six and a half million.

00:13:57.000 Six million out of seven billion?

00:14:01.000 If you had seven billion dollars, you wouldn't think twice about spending six million dollars on something.

00:14:07.000 Right?

00:14:07.000 You saw Megan Kelly?

00:14:09.000 Katy Perry or Megan Kelly?

00:14:11.000 Megan Kelly.

00:14:12.000 No?

00:14:12.000 She said that her sister died.

00:14:15.000 Oh, yeah.

00:14:15.000 She was a while ago, right?

00:14:17.000 That's her there, too, right?

00:14:21.000 That one, and then there's a couple other in the news that they just dropped dead very recently.

00:14:26.000 Dropped dead, as Biden would put it.

00:14:28.000 We've got a lot of Biden coming up.

00:14:29.000 But before we get to Biden, the spitter has been identified.

00:14:33.000 The woman who spat on Alex Stein.

00:14:36.000 Lily Frank.

00:14:37.000 She's a high school student.

00:14:39.000 You know that hideous prof who looks like every cartoon villain in every Pixar movie ever made?

00:14:44.000 She is not a professor at that school.

00:14:46.000 I don't even think she's a professor.

00:14:49.000 She's just a random woman. 1.00

00:14:51.000 I'm going to sue the fucking pants off of Penn State because my case is that they riled up those students with a week of lectures and notices and emails saying Gavin's coming.

00:15:05.000 We're all going to die.

00:15:07.000 The fat professor, I didn't know this till recently.

00:15:10.000 I was talking to a lawyer.

00:15:12.000 She likened me to Dylan Roof.

00:15:15.000 What?

00:15:15.000 They invited her there.

00:15:16.000 She called me Dylan Roof.

00:15:18.000 In other words, children, you're going to die.

00:15:20.000 Gavin's going to kill you.

00:15:22.000 Like Dylan Roof killed those people.

00:15:25.000 That was dumb.

00:15:28.000 One other news thing.

00:15:29.000 I have so many stories that I feel like rushing into them.

00:15:36.000 I was talking to a cop today.

00:15:38.000 This morning, they came by the studio and said they want to look at our cameras, outdoor cameras, indoor cameras.

00:15:44.000 And I'd heard a kid got shot, an aspiring rapper, believe it or not, African-American young man, a youth.

00:15:52.000 And I've talked to the guy a couple of times before, and I go, don't investigate.

00:15:58.000 Who cares?

00:15:58.000 These kids don't give a shit about their lives.

00:16:00.000 What are you going to do?

00:16:01.000 Catch the bad guy and solve the crime?

00:16:04.000 They're just popping each other for no.

00:16:06.000 I said, what was the reason?

00:16:07.000 He goes, I don't know.

00:16:07.000 It's probably something stupid.

00:16:09.000 And I go, just don't bother.

00:16:11.000 Why bother?

00:16:12.000 They don't care about each other's lives.

00:16:13.000 Why should you care about their lives?

00:16:16.000 And you're risking getting killed.

00:16:18.000 And he goes, to tell you the truth, I just want to catch this guy and put him in jail so they don't retaliate and shoot him.

00:16:25.000 Because if they do, then I got to do more paperwork.

00:16:27.000 Oh, I see.

00:16:28.000 Yeah.

00:16:31.000 These kids are just paperwork.

00:16:34.000 It is sad, though.

00:16:36.000 You know, this kid could have lived on to go to jail and then have people wear free little jiggy shirts or whatever.

00:16:45.000 And rest in peace, moment of silence for all those t-shirts that'll never be made.

00:16:50.000 Are you Alex Jones?

00:16:52.000 Yep.

00:16:53.000 That's the shittiest Alex Jones I've ever heard.

00:16:56.000 I don't usually do Alex Jones, but I was back on Scoop's podcast and I did it.

00:17:00.000 And, you know, just trying it out here.

00:17:04.000 First of all, doing Alex Jones is hacked.

00:17:06.000 I told him that.

00:17:06.000 And if you were going to do something hacked, at least do it right.

00:17:09.000 We did an angle.

00:17:10.000 What's an angle on it?

00:17:11.000 Arnold Schwarzenegger?

00:17:13.000 I did that before here, too.

00:17:14.000 Remember I told you I was only doing hacks?

00:17:16.000 Morgan Freeman, Christopher Walken.

00:17:19.000 Well, you're doing a good job of being a shitty imitation dude.

00:17:23.000 Thanks.

00:17:24.000 So nailed it.

00:17:25.000 If you're going for sucking, you nailed it.

00:17:28.000 All right, let's just dive right into the show and do some My Pet Bidens. 1.00

00:17:32.000 I have fucking six pages of content here.

00:17:35.000 Let's listen.

00:17:37.000 Biden.

00:17:41.000 Biden.

00:17:43.000 President.

00:17:46.000 Sleepy.

00:17:49.000 My pet Biden.

00:17:51.000 Wait, what?

00:17:51.000 That doesn't rhyme.

00:17:55.000 So I can't remember if I talked about this yet, but remember Sidney Watson was on the front page of Daily Mail for complaining that two fat black bitches were crushing her on the plane. 1.00

00:18:06.000 And so she goes, I can't, like, I can't put my arms down.

00:18:09.000 I can't even put my tray table down because their fat is coming into my tray table.

00:18:13.000 And so they move her to a much shittier seat.

00:18:18.000 She was in the exit row. 0.71

00:18:21.000 And then they, maybe she couldn't have been in the exit row. 0.99

00:18:24.000 She could move her tray down.

00:18:25.000 But anyway, she had a great seat.

00:18:26.000 They move her to a much shittier seat.

00:18:29.000 And then she's like, wait a minute.

00:18:30.000 Now these two fat bitches, they get a free seat in between them. 1.00

00:18:34.000 They should have bought two seats.

00:18:36.000 So anyway, everyone started freaking out at her because that's racist. 1.00

00:18:41.000 It's racist to not want to sit next to gigantic fat people because fat people are black. 1.00

00:18:48.000 And Biden reiterates this when he said extra legroom is racist.

00:18:56.000 Some airlines, if you want six more inches between you and the seat in front, you pay more money.

00:19:02.000 But you don't know it until you purchase your ticket.

00:19:08.000 Look, folks, these are junk fees.

00:19:09.000 They're unfair, and they hit marginalized Americans, the hardest, especially low-income folks and people of color.

00:19:15.000 They benefit big corporations, not consumers.

00:19:19.000 Decision.

00:19:19.000 What?

00:19:22.000 To pay extra for a fancier seat, which is kind of a pain in the ass.

00:19:26.000 There are some airlines with junk fees.

00:19:28.000 I agree that junk fees are annoying.

00:19:30.000 You know, you get those things, you get some plane ticket, and then there's an extra tax, and then an extra fee, and then a seating fee.

00:19:36.000 And then last time I flew, I had to pay $60 for a carry-on to carry on the plane.

00:19:43.000 But to make that racist is gay and boring.

00:19:46.000 Kamala was doing it.

00:19:48.000 According to Biden, they're poor and fat.

00:19:52.000 We have this notion that somehow if you're poor, you cannot do it.

00:19:56.000 Poor kids are just as bright and just as talent as white kids. 1.00

00:20:00.000 Yeah, yeah, that was great.

00:20:01.000 Just implying.

00:20:02.000 Well, if you jump over to 74A, Kamala Harris said that black people are dying because health care is racist. 0.75

00:20:13.000 Black women are three times more likely to die in connection with childbirth. 0.84

00:20:18.000 Native women, twice as likely. 1.00

00:20:22.000 Rural women, one and a half times likely. 1.00

00:20:25.000 On the issue of black women and Native women, it often has nothing to do with her socioeconomic or educational level. 0.58

00:20:38.000 It literally has to do with the fact that when she walks into that doctor's office or that clinic or emergency room, she's not taking this seriously.

00:20:46.000 Thank you.

00:20:52.000 Doctor, there's a woman having complications in room 13B.

00:20:56.000 That's the nigger room. 1.00

00:20:59.000 I don't, I guess, yeah, yeah.

00:21:01.000 There's usually black people in that room.

00:21:03.000 So why are you telling me this?

00:21:05.000 Well, it looks like she could die.

00:21:08.000 Yeah, that's why she's in the nigger room. 1.00

00:21:11.000 You know, the one with the vetting machine with only hot Cheetos?

00:21:14.000 How long have you worked at this hospital?

00:21:17.000 The one where the soda machine only has sprite?

00:21:20.000 13B is for the black and indigenous woman to go die. 1.00

00:21:26.000 God, we're trying to call the herd here.

00:21:28.000 The body knows when it's not being taken seriously, too.

00:21:30.000 So no matter what you do to it, no matter what medicine you give it, it knows.

00:21:36.000 Like, the takeaway there is that black and indigenous people tend to be less healthy. 1.00

00:21:41.000 But did you know black women live longer than white men?

00:21:45.000 I think it's because we are so stressed out from this bullshit that is foisted upon us.

00:21:50.000 I was just thinking this morning, by the way, about Asians and how they totally killed the entire racist debate.

00:21:56.000 Like, why do we talk about systemic racism in America?

00:21:59.000 I was reading about this Chinese girl who came here with nothing and then she busted her ass and she used to have to sleep in her mom's workplace office closet because the boss didn't know that they were homeless and they would sneak in at night and sleep there and leave early in the morning. 1.00

00:22:15.000 I guess you'd leave and come back in.

00:22:17.000 And now they're all rich.

00:22:19.000 So the whole notion that to be non-white in America is a curse and you can never make it is completely destroyed by Asians. 1.00

00:22:28.000 If it was only rich Asians coming here, you might have an argument. 0.98

00:22:31.000 And I think that's why African immigrants, like Nigerians, do much better than black Africans. 1.00

00:22:37.000 And I think it's because you're getting aristocrats and well-educated people if they can afford to come over here.

00:22:41.000 Same with Haitians in many cases. 0.99

00:22:43.000 But with Chinese, you've got dirt-poor Chinese coming. 1.00

00:22:47.000 You've got illegal Chinese coming. 1.00

00:22:48.000 You've got Southeast Asians coming. 1.00

00:22:51.000 And they're all doing much better than whites in a racist country. 0.88

00:22:54.000 So why does the argument of systemic racism still exist?

00:23:00.000 Asians are literally penalized for being so smart.

00:23:07.000 They are punished.

00:23:08.000 They cannot get into schools that people with lower grades can get into because of their race.

00:23:13.000 That's a racist policy.

00:23:16.000 White males are penalized too and prevented from getting raises or moving up a ladder in order to fill quotas.

00:23:23.000 So maybe I should be clear.

00:23:25.000 Racism against blacks is a myth in this country.

00:23:30.000 And it's a very easy myth to dispute.

00:23:34.000 Speaking of racism, old people cannot pronounce Packy's names. 0.99

00:23:41.000 Rishi Sonak is the new PM of Britain.

00:23:48.000 It's a phonetic name, Rishi Sonak.

00:23:51.000 Do you not have to do anything fancy to it?

00:23:55.000 News.

00:23:56.000 Rishi.

00:23:58.000 Rashi.

00:24:00.000 Snake is new to the Prime Minister.

00:24:03.000 As my brother would say, go figure in the Conservative Party.

00:24:11.000 Expected to become the Prime Minister, I think, tomorrow when he goes to see the king.

00:24:15.000 Pretty astounding.

00:24:17.000 A groundbreaking milestone, and it matters.

00:24:19.000 It matters.

00:24:21.000 You know, groundbreaking milestone that an aristocrat who went to private schools and is about as Pakistani as me is the prime minister of England.

00:24:32.000 I am so sick of this shit.

00:24:34.000 And the thing that bothers me, too, is he doesn't go, maybe I'm wrong to assume that British conservatives are racist and they follow the one-drop rule.

00:24:42.000 They just go, it happened.

00:24:44.000 Even I was talking to a relative of mine.

00:24:46.000 I won't say who, but he's a liberal.

00:24:49.000 And when Barack Obama was elected, he was like, I can't, I was pretty surprised that America elected Barack Obama.

00:24:56.000 And I go, hmm.

00:24:57.000 Did you consider maybe that you're wrong about everyone being fucking racist?

00:25:01.000 Like, nothing goes in here.

00:25:04.000 They're not scientific about it.

00:25:06.000 They pursue a hypothesis.

00:25:07.000 When they get data that contradicts the hypothesis, they're like, huh.

00:25:11.000 And then they just keep plowing.

00:25:12.000 Like, go figure.

00:25:14.000 And he's not brown. 0.66

00:25:16.000 He's a white guy.

00:25:18.000 His wife's a billionaire. 0.71

00:25:19.000 His wife's father is the Bill Gates of India.

00:25:22.000 They're aristocrats.

00:25:25.000 They play cricket.

00:25:27.000 Cricket might even be below them.

00:25:28.000 I think they play fucking polo.

00:25:31.000 They go fox hunting.

00:25:33.000 The guy, the only people that are offended by this are like retarded Nazi skinheads. 1.00

00:25:40.000 So 0.0000000000001% of the population.

00:25:44.000 And they're like, ha ha!

00:25:46.000 Clapping.

00:25:47.000 Oh.

00:25:48.000 Isn't it kind of smart that he was like, he said the name during the clap, though?

00:25:52.000 That's kind of bright for him.

00:25:53.000 He's like, Sanook. 0.90

00:25:56.000 He gave him an Eskimo name.

00:25:58.000 Did you see this, by the way?

00:25:59.000 He said, for real.

00:26:00.000 By the way, this is Be Real.

00:26:03.000 It's that Be Real app.

00:26:05.000 What?

00:26:06.000 There's an app called Be Real, so it asks you to post from your front camera and back camera at the same time.

00:26:12.000 So you have to be genuine about whatever you're doing.

00:26:15.000 You can't just polish your life.

00:26:18.000 It's like, this is really what you're doing.

00:26:20.000 There he is with Indian Sebastian Maniscalco and Fauci.

00:26:24.000 Aren't you embarrassed?

00:26:29.000 You should get yours too, for real.

00:26:31.000 It's be real, idiot.

00:26:33.000 Right.

00:26:33.000 For real.

00:26:38.000 I don't know who that is.

00:26:39.000 That's a random brown dude.

00:26:40.000 That's a random brown.

00:26:42.000 Sebastian Manascar.

00:26:44.000 No, he doesn't.

00:26:45.000 He's no Djibouti. 1.00

00:26:46.000 He's like, hello, darling.

00:26:48.000 Oh, sir.

00:26:49.000 I was absolutely famished today, but it was only tea time, so I think I overdid it on the crumpets.

00:26:56.000 Whoa, they voted for that guy?

00:26:59.000 Wow, maybe racism is finally over.

00:27:01.000 Okay.

00:27:03.000 Now, this is a famous one.

00:27:05.000 Glenn Beck's theory on this clip is that he fell asleep and they edited it out.

00:27:11.000 Canada Day.

00:27:13.000 Edited.

00:27:17.000 Edited.

00:27:19.000 In the edited beginning, in the digning.

00:27:26.000 6'5.

00:27:27.000 I have not made that formal decision, but it's my intention.

00:27:30.000 You're going to run again.

00:27:31.000 My intention to run again.

00:27:33.000 And we'll have time to make that decision.

00:27:36.000 Dr. Biden is for it.

00:27:40.000 Mr. President.

00:27:42.000 Dr. Biden thinks that my wife thinks that we're doing something very important.

00:27:54.000 I have a lot of information.

00:27:56.000 Joe Biden is fucking, please don't run again.

00:27:59.000 Just die.

00:28:00.000 This is exhausting dragging you around.

00:28:03.000 You keep getting lost, dude.

00:28:05.000 But I like Beck's theory that what they cut out there was a much more embarrassing fade-out and possibly a nap.

00:28:14.000 Because every time you see MSNBC 60 Minutes or anyone on the left show you Joe, you're seeing a sanitized Joe.

00:28:20.000 And that sanitized Joe is pretty dirty.

00:28:25.000 It could even be a split screen in the middle there when they do the wide.

00:28:30.000 Mr. Biden is for it.

00:28:33.000 Mr. President.

00:28:34.000 Oh.

00:28:35.000 Dr. Biden thinks.

00:28:37.000 Maybe they had him put that in there.

00:28:38.000 Mr. President.

00:28:38.000 Oh.

00:28:40.000 Yeah, that sounded very fake, too.

00:28:42.000 Mr. President.

00:28:42.000 Oh.

00:28:43.000 Like when you feel that way.

00:28:44.000 When there's a long pause and you say, Mr. President, and the person starts talking, you don't go, oh.

00:28:49.000 Right.

00:28:50.000 I mean, you might do that if someone comes out of a coma.

00:28:53.000 Yeah.

00:28:54.000 Hey, oh, hey, nurse, he's up.

00:28:56.000 He's awake.

00:28:58.000 Is he in the nigger room? 1.00

00:29:00.000 Yeah, we're black.

00:29:02.000 No one gives a shit.

00:29:04.000 Ah, fuck.

00:29:10.000 Here he talked about this year, like it's 1922.

00:29:17.000 In 1922, the price for one blood pressure drug that millions of Medicare patients, beneficiaries rely on, went up one, went up by 500%.

00:29:30.000 500%.

00:29:31.000 This is the problem with.

00:29:33.000 Stop, stop.

00:29:34.000 This is the problem with a president who doesn't speak English.

00:29:36.000 You're sitting there taking his words literally and you're like, wait a minute.

00:29:40.000 So pharmaceuticals were going up 500% back in 1922?

00:29:46.000 How much are they now?

00:29:47.000 Infinity dollars?

00:29:49.000 How much is it?

00:29:50.000 $13 trillion, a billion, a zillion, a billion, a million per pill?

00:29:58.000 Used to treat autoimmune conditions.

00:30:01.000 Increased by $1,000 this year.

00:30:04.000 $1,000?

00:30:05.000 That's 1922, Joe.

00:30:06.000 Those of you on it, you'll know.

00:30:07.000 You're 100 years old.

00:30:10.000 It's outrageous.

00:30:11.000 But this year, the American people won.

00:30:14.000 Why are she so sexy and cool? 1.00

00:30:16.000 Big pharma lost.

00:30:18.000 Big pharma lost.

00:30:21.000 She's a weird sign language chick. 1.00

00:30:24.000 She's way too cool and sloppy. 1.00

00:30:28.000 Like, she looks like she's signing reggae, dub, singers and players.

00:30:33.000 Look at her.

00:30:38.000 She's imbuing emotions that Joe doesn't have.

00:30:40.000 Went up one.

00:30:41.000 Went up by 500%.

00:30:44.000 500%.

00:30:46.000 Another drug used to treat autoimmune conditions increased by $1,000 this year.

00:30:52.000 So he appeared with Fetterman.

00:30:54.000 And we'll get into Fetterman shortly.

00:30:56.000 This is going to be a very long show, folks.

00:30:59.000 He appeared with Fetterman.

00:31:00.000 First, they said, no, you're going to make Fetterman look bad.

00:31:03.000 And then Fetterman started being more retarded than he'd ever been before. 1.00

00:31:07.000 And they went, actually, Biden is a step up.

00:31:10.000 It was like Fetterman, Biden.

00:31:13.000 And then Fetterman went here.

00:31:16.000 And they went, oh, shit, we got to get Biden back up to Biden levels.

00:31:20.000 So they invited him over for ice cream.

00:31:22.000 It's like an ugly chick hanging out with a fat, ugly chick with a huge lump on her neck. 1.00

00:31:26.000 Well, it's like in my book, my worst lay ever of my life was this girl that I was dying to fuck in high school.

00:31:33.000 And then she was like, in your dreams.

00:31:36.000 And then decades went by.

00:31:38.000 And I was 32, killing it with vice, just moved to New York.

00:31:42.000 And she had gotten a huge fat ass. 1.00

00:31:45.000 She wasn't fat per se, but she had a fat ass. 1.00

00:31:47.000 And I should have said, see you when you come back down.

00:31:50.000 And she came back down.

00:31:51.000 I got her.

00:31:53.000 And it was the worst sex ever.

00:31:56.000 You can read all about it in the Death of the Cool.

00:31:58.000 She emailed me the next day.

00:31:59.000 I don't know if this is in the book.

00:32:00.000 And she said, sorry for being such a sexual lame-mo last night.

00:32:05.000 I was like, I'm never speaking to you again.

00:32:07.000 No need to respond.

00:32:08.000 You're in room 13B as far as I'm concerned.

00:32:11.000 That's a good name for today's show.

00:32:15.000 That's Fetterman.

00:32:16.000 You see him back there?

00:32:18.000 Mr. Fetterman, why'd you decide to be up here with Biden now?

00:32:22.000 Why'd you decide to appear together now?

00:32:25.000 He's not talking to you, Joe.

00:32:27.000 Sir, why don't more candidates want to be seen in public with you like Mr. Fetterman?

00:32:35.000 What are you talking about?

00:32:36.000 Tim Ryan in Ohio said he doesn't want you there.

00:32:38.000 Warnock said what he said.

00:32:40.000 Do you think they're making a mistake?

00:32:42.000 No, there are 16 here.

00:32:43.000 I've already gone in 40, 10, a lot more than that.

00:32:46.000 Another 20 or so.

00:32:49.000 Oh my god, I understood that.

00:32:51.000 Whoa.

00:32:52.000 Dude, this is like I see dead people.

00:32:55.000 I can understand Joe Biden.

00:32:59.000 I'm an X-Men.

00:33:01.000 I have to join the Justice League.

00:33:03.000 I have a special superpower.

00:33:05.000 He said 16, I've already done 16 appearances with various candidates that are running, and there's a lot more who have asked.

00:33:19.000 What are you talking about?

00:33:21.000 Tim Ryan in Ohio said he doesn't want you there.

00:33:23.000 Warnock said wouldn't say.

00:33:25.000 Do you think they're making a mistake?

00:33:26.000 No, by 16 there, I've already gone in 40, and a lot more VAST, another 20 or so.

00:33:32.000 I'm going to be going here.

00:33:33.000 A lot more Avast, another 20 or so.

00:33:35.000 I'm going to get on it.

00:33:36.000 And Fetterman just slinks out.

00:33:38.000 Dude, I need to work at the White House.

00:33:40.000 I'll be objective.

00:33:43.000 I don't like Joe Biden, but I'm a professional.

00:33:47.000 So I will be its translator from English to English.

00:33:51.000 Like, Jill Biden should want me at the White House. 0.99

00:33:54.000 I can help you, Jill.

00:33:55.000 What did he say?

00:33:56.000 He said he doesn't want tea.

00:33:57.000 He's not thirsty, but he'd like to take a nap.

00:34:00.000 Okay, tell him fine.

00:34:03.000 Have a nap.

00:34:06.000 Someone else tried to translate it and failed.

00:34:08.000 This is how most people hear Joe.

00:34:11.000 Dude, I need to work for the administration.

00:34:14.000 Just for the sake of this country, I can speak Joe Biden.

00:34:17.000 Making a mistake?

00:34:21.000 No, by 16, they're on.

00:34:23.000 I've already gone in for yet, and a lot more are grass.

00:34:25.000 Another 20 or so.

00:34:27.000 I'm going to be on it.

00:34:28.000 Tim Ryan in Ohio said he doesn't want you there.

00:34:30.000 Here he is wandering through the woods.

00:34:35.000 He's just perpetually lost.

00:34:37.000 This is the leader of the free world, folks.

00:34:39.000 We're not living in Turkey.

00:34:42.000 We're not living in Norway.

00:34:44.000 We're not a small country.

00:34:46.000 We are the country.

00:34:48.000 The top country in the world.

00:34:50.000 The leader of everything.

00:34:52.000 And this is the guy at the helm.

00:34:57.000 Mr. Haney.

00:34:59.000 Sebastian Gorka stole my Mr. Magoo analogy.

00:35:02.000 hurt my feelings It's a real-life creepy version of Mr. Magoo.

00:35:14.000 Like, guys, now I'm almost like getting sympathetic.

00:35:17.000 Have yellow tape on the ground with arrows next to the podium.

00:35:24.000 We've all remembered this one, right?

00:35:28.000 Oh, look where his hand is.

00:35:31.000 Oh my God.

00:35:31.000 Holy shit.

00:35:33.000 I'm a wanderer I roam around around the world No, serious guys, so you're 30.

00:35:42.000 Oh, Lord, look at that.

00:35:44.000 Oh.

00:35:51.000 Look at the husband smile and the wife get aggressive. 0.99

00:35:56.000 I'm going this way, Joe.

00:35:59.000 Oh, my God.

00:36:04.000 He can barely walk.

00:36:06.000 Nope, that's not the way.

00:36:08.000 Sir.

00:36:09.000 You know what you could have?

00:36:10.000 You could have a long piece of dental floss that's tied around his wrist.

00:36:16.000 And as he starts moving, you just tug it.

00:36:18.000 A little shock collar.

00:36:21.000 Remember this one?

00:36:26.000 That was so weird.

00:36:27.000 This is the real greatest hits.

00:36:29.000 We've all seen these before, but it's nice to have them compiled, isn't it?

00:36:34.000 Maybe that's not so nice.

00:36:38.000 We are the global laughingstock because of this fucking guy.

00:36:45.000 Wow.

00:36:49.000 And it's funny that he was talking earlier about the left not being violent.

00:36:56.000 And what we have to watch out for is the mega Republicans.

00:36:59.000 Like at my talk on Monday.

00:37:02.000 That was fascists who did that.

00:37:04.000 The left is not violent.

00:37:06.000 It's the right who's violent.

00:37:07.000 White supremacists, mostly.

00:37:09.000 None of us have ever met one.

00:37:11.000 But actually, I guess Richard Spencer is one.

00:37:14.000 I think he's the only white supremacist I've ever met.

00:37:17.000 Jared Taylor is called one, but he doesn't want blacks to go away or go back to Africa the way Richard Spencer does.

00:37:23.000 Jared Taylor just wants white people to have their own communities, restaurants, areas. 0.59

00:37:29.000 Professor Griff from Public Enemy wants that for blacks.

00:37:32.000 So him and Professor Griff are on the same page.

00:37:35.000 It's not a thing.

00:37:36.000 But anyway, violence against the right is a thing.

00:37:43.000 The canvasser for Marco Rubio was brutally beaten and is currently suffering from a broken jaw, internal bleeding, and is going to need facial reconstructive surgery after he had the audacity to go canvass in a Florida neighborhood.

00:37:54.000 Now, his attackers came up to him and said, Republicans aren't welcome in this neighborhood, and a beating ensued.

00:38:00.000 This comes after Joe Biden's intense rhetoric against his political opposition, labeling MACA Republicans as racist extremist.

00:38:08.000 We also have Whoopi Goldberg trying to go on the view and tell Ted Cruz that the left doesn't get violent and lash out when they don't get their way.

00:38:14.000 Well, that's funny seeing that this recent attack was politically motivated.

00:38:19.000 Also, let's not forget Breitbart's rap sheet of over 380 documented hate crimes against Trump supporters from 2016 through 2020 for, yes, their political affiliation.

00:38:29.000 I've also witnessed many of these beatings myself of the elderly on the streets of Washington, D.C., simply for waving an American flag.

00:38:36.000 It does seem like ahead of the 2022 midterms and the 2024 elections, the militant left is being reactivated and they're getting violent.

00:38:43.000 So be safe.

00:38:44.000 Last night a canvasser for Marco Rubio was...

00:38:49.000 Ashley Babbitt, that other woman was trampled. 0.98

00:38:51.000 There was not five cops killed.

00:38:52.000 That's a lie.

00:38:53.000 Who was hurt at my talk?

00:38:54.000 Well, Alex Stein was spat on.

00:38:56.000 Proud Boys got punched about 50 times in the face.

00:38:59.000 Took it all.

00:39:03.000 By the way, DeSantis is awesome.

00:39:05.000 I love this clip 7-2 because it shows how they think that they've got a gotcha moment, and we read it and go, That's fucking awesome.

00:39:16.000 One of the very fascinating things about our modern media landscape is that people on the right end up sharing things that are supposed to be a hit piece on their favorite candidate, but it's so hilariously ridiculous, it actually makes people like the candidate more.

00:39:26.000 I like beer.

00:39:28.000 According to a friend, DeSantis would tell Dates he liked Thai food, but pronounced it Thai.

00:39:33.000 If they corrected him, he would find an excuse to leave.

00:39:36.000 He didn't want a girlfriend who corrected him.

00:39:38.000 Wow.

00:39:39.000 So the left reads that and goes, what a fucking pig. 1.00

00:39:43.000 And we read that and go, I'm using that.

00:39:46.000 I'm literally, I'm jealous about it.

00:39:51.000 You're Indian Sebastian Maniscalco?

00:39:53.000 Yeah, I mean, you go to Chipotle with your chaputi, and it's like, come on.

00:40:09.000 Hold on a second.

00:40:15.000 America's got talent levels.

00:40:18.000 I'm three guys at once.

00:40:20.000 I'm a trifecta.

00:40:21.000 Auraturum Barres.

00:40:24.000 I don't even know if I got the two of them down.

00:40:26.000 Fuck.

00:40:27.000 Sebastian Mandeep Escalco.

00:40:32.000 What's the guy from fucking?

00:40:37.000 Oh my God, my brain just farted.

00:40:38.000 Anil, who's the guy, the packy from Simpsons?

00:40:42.000 Apu.

00:40:43.000 I'm Apu, Sebastian Maniscalco, and Trump.

00:40:47.000 Frankly, thank you for coming.

00:40:49.000 I mean, really?

00:40:51.000 I went to a Spooky.

00:40:52.000 I did to Aman Scalcoco. 1.00

00:40:53.000 There was a shop in Paris called Apu.

00:40:56.000 Oh, yeah.

00:40:57.000 It was an Apu-themed shop.

00:41:03.000 Here he is, right after we watched the documentary, died suddenly.

00:41:09.000 We have him offering us $20 off our grocery bill if we get vaccinated.

00:41:13.000 So are they going to keep killing us with this fucking vaccine?

00:41:17.000 Biden calls on Americans to get boosted again, get the shot and get five doses.

00:41:20.000 There's also a possibility that the vaccine isn't killing us.

00:41:24.000 The booster is.

00:41:25.000 I talked to a woman who got, she goes, I got the vaccine.

00:41:28.000 I felt fine.

00:41:29.000 I got the booster.

00:41:30.000 And ever since that was a year and a half ago, and ever since then, it hurts when I bend over.

00:41:35.000 Like my legs ache.

00:41:37.000 And come to think of it, she doesn't come around the bar anymore.

00:41:41.000 Her husband does, but they were always a team.

00:41:44.000 Now I just see him.

00:41:45.000 What the fuck?

00:41:50.000 Get the shot.

00:41:51.000 $5, $10, $20 off that your drugstore grocery purchase next, or grocery purchase next time at the same time.

00:41:58.000 He's reading the copy for the first time, or he's read it and forgotten it.

00:42:01.000 So now he's like laughing at it.

00:42:03.000 He's like, $20 off the purchase?

00:42:05.000 What the fuck?

00:42:06.000 He's like the ables who crack each other up going because one of them sneezes and he thinks it's a laugh.

00:42:15.000 Get the shot.

00:42:16.000 $5, $10, $20 off that your drugstore grocery purchase next or grocery purchase next time at the same time you get the shot.

00:42:24.000 That's you reading it like an ad copy that you're like, wait, what?

00:42:29.000 Now I got to see those fucking ABBOs.

00:42:32.000 Yeah.

00:42:32.000 Do you have it handed?

00:42:33.000 I have it on the ready.

00:42:35.000 Oh, really?

00:42:35.000 You and my sister we were born.

00:42:39.000 For those of you lucky enough not to have seen this 700 times, this is a popular trainee entertainer in Australia who decided to invite some Aboriginals to come along and play their instruments.

00:42:50.000 So the Westerner has his piano, which is a very complex sort of string and percussion instrument at the same time.

00:42:59.000 And not to mention the microphone and everything else that Western man has created.

00:43:03.000 And then they bring their invention, which is a shitty stick.

00:43:08.000 You seem to move through the places, but I feared you lived inside my world so softly.

00:43:20.000 sleep.

00:43:20.000 Thank you.

00:43:22.000 This is actually a flex on ABBOS.

00:43:25.000 Yeah.

00:43:26.000 So this is my music.

00:43:27.000 What have you guys invented?

00:43:28.000 And look, they don't even know when to come in.

00:43:30.000 has to stop and lean over.

00:43:32.000 *Roying*

00:43:40.000 Wait, I'm still not sure if she was laughing.

00:43:41.000 Did she start laughing?

00:43:43.000 She coughed and then she's like, coughs crack her up.

00:43:47.000 She coughed and then she's like, coughs crack her up.

00:44:00.000 This is racist.

00:44:03.000 This juxtaposition is racist.

00:44:07.000 And ABBOs suck. 1.00

00:44:09.000 I'm sorry.

00:44:13.000 Sorry.

00:44:14.000 You know when we were doing the Australia tour of Tommy Robinson, Alex Jones, and I, when it was being set up, the organizer called me and he goes, did you say ABBOS cannot be in the Proud Boys?

00:44:27.000 They're band?

00:44:28.000 And I was like, yeah.

00:44:31.000 But it was when we were a Manhattan club and the idea of it ever making it to Australia was unfathomable.

00:44:40.000 So I made up this ridiculous rule.

00:44:43.000 No ABBOs allowed.

00:44:44.000 Every race.

00:44:45.000 Every race but ABBOs. 1.00

00:44:48.000 And it was funny.

00:44:50.000 And then it was an issue.

00:44:52.000 And now I'm banned from the entire continent.

00:44:58.000 And Proud Boys are a terrorist group in New Zealand.

00:45:04.000 Yeah, I think more reputable news sources have covered this, but just so we know, this is a major item with COVID where they didn't test to see if the vaccine was transmittable.

00:45:20.000 That's not really what this is about, but anyway, they didn't test to see if the vaccine prevented transmission.

00:45:29.000 Then they told us that the vaccine prevents transmission.

00:45:32.000 And when we saw it was transmitting, we said, wait a minute, what's going on?

00:45:36.000 They go, this is actually good.

00:45:38.000 What?

00:45:39.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:45:40.000 No, this is good.

00:45:41.000 How's it good?

00:45:42.000 Well, because you have the vaccine, you don't care about transmission.

00:45:46.000 You're going to be fine.

00:45:49.000 Okay, but so now I have totally fine COVID.

00:45:53.000 And I've known people who got COVID after the vaccine, and they said it fucking sucked.

00:45:59.000 It was like, actually, come to think of it, when you think of people who've had COVID, there's pre-vaccine cases and post-vaccine cases, and they both seem about the same.

00:46:07.000 I think Anthony had it.

00:46:08.000 You're just in bed for three days.

00:46:11.000 We still don't know if we had it, right, Ryan?

00:46:13.000 I'm pretty sure I had it.

00:46:15.000 I'm pretty sure you did, too.

00:46:17.000 We think we had it after West Fest, two WestFests ago.

00:46:23.000 I do remember being at the bar, and I couldn't taste anything.

00:46:28.000 But I was never bedridden.

00:46:30.000 Yeah, it didn't really affect me like that.

00:46:33.000 I think it was more of chicken would taste bad and like anything savory.

00:46:40.000 Like even fucking french fries.

00:46:42.000 They tasted like garbage.

00:46:44.000 Yeah.

00:46:45.000 It's fucking crazy, man.

00:46:47.000 And then we had those weird cobalt farts that are still going strong.

00:46:51.000 Yep.

00:46:51.000 Sometimes I'll pee and it smells like cobalt.

00:46:53.000 Yeah, me too.

00:46:55.000 But your daughter's poo smells like poo? 0.99

00:46:57.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:46:58.000 Oh, yeah.

00:46:59.000 It smells like real poo, man.

00:47:01.000 She's a bad motherfucker, man. 1.00

00:47:05.000 Your daughter's a bad motherfucker, man. 1.00

00:47:08.000 Well, usually bad motherfuckers have beaten up someone. 1.00

00:47:12.000 You smell that shit?

00:47:14.000 That shit will knock you out, dude.

00:47:15.000 She's a bad motherfucker, man. 1.00

00:47:18.000 So yeah, go to Kamala.

00:47:22.000 Now, let's just assume this is the worst typo in the history of American politics.

00:47:30.000 This Delta variant, it spreads faster, and it is in many cases reported to be much more serious in terms of its impact.

00:47:40.000 And the vaccine will protect you from it.

00:47:44.000 And here's how I know.

00:47:46.000 Virtually every person who is in the hospital, sick with COVID-19, hasn't had the vaccine.

00:47:53.000 Is vaccinated.

00:47:57.000 I'm going to repeat that.

00:48:00.000 Yeah, say it right this time.

00:48:01.000 Are you going to change it?

00:48:02.000 Are you going to change it?

00:48:03.000 Virtually, it's a fact.

00:48:07.000 Virtually every person.

00:48:09.000 What the f.

00:48:10.000 Everybody's ABOS.

00:48:12.000 And she just coughed. 0.99

00:48:13.000 Every person who is in the hospital right now, sick with COVID-19, is vaccinated.

00:48:22.000 And even more regrettably, virtually every person who has recently died from COVID-19 was vaccinated.

00:48:33.000 Okay.

00:48:34.000 The loss.

00:48:36.000 The tragedy of that loss.

00:48:39.000 Literally every person who has died from COVID-19 that we have recently been seeing was vaccinated.

00:48:48.000 So it is time, and it is time to roll up your sleeves and get the shot.

00:48:55.000 Is that edited, dude?

00:48:57.000 I don't know.

00:48:59.000 I hope not.

00:49:01.000 What the?

00:49:02.000 That's the only hope for that.

00:49:03.000 Maybe she was saying you need to get the booster because the vaccine's no longer enough.

00:49:07.000 Wow.

00:49:10.000 Oh, this was fun.

00:49:12.000 I watched MSNBC the other day.

00:49:14.000 It was when I was waiting for my Uber to take me to the airport.

00:49:18.000 And I saw this Proud Boys clip.

00:49:20.000 I'll show you in a bit.

00:49:22.000 But I also saw...

00:49:27.000 Yeah.

00:49:28.000 I also saw this clip live.

00:49:31.000 And this dumb bitch, again, woman in the workforce, she goes over there and she tells these Red State people that cops died at January 6th. 1.00

00:49:42.000 And they just fucking tore her a new ass. 1.00

00:49:45.000 The media has never been more incompetent, and people have never been more media savvy.

00:49:50.000 These are just average Joes in Pittsburgh, blue-collar people, people who I don't think five years ago would be this savvy. 1.00

00:49:59.000 But the media's stopped doing their jobs, so they just look it up themselves.

00:50:03.000 Triano was at the insurrection, and he was photographed breaching one of the restricted areas.

00:50:10.000 Is that okay?

00:50:12.000 Which area?

00:50:13.000 Because I saw video where Capitol officers were taking away barriers and unlocking doors.

00:50:20.000 I mean, they opened the gates to the city.

00:50:22.000 So he shouldn't be disqualifying for an elected official.

00:50:27.000 He didn't strike anybody.

00:50:28.000 He didn't hurt anybody?

00:50:30.000 The only one that died was the protester.

00:50:32.000 There.

00:50:33.000 Not a capital protester.

00:50:36.000 That's the only one that died.

00:50:37.000 That's the only one who died.

00:50:38.000 A police officer did die.

00:50:41.000 That's not on site.

00:50:44.000 By that, that was the next day.

00:50:48.000 So what do you make, though, overall of January 6th?

00:50:50.000 I mean, it was watching that footage.

00:50:52.000 It was pretty disturbing.

00:50:53.000 I mean, there were people throwing excrement at the walls, and it was against the Capitol.

00:50:58.000 I never heard that.

00:50:58.000 Did you hear that?

00:50:59.000 I literally never heard that.

00:51:00.000 I've never heard throwing shit.

00:51:01.000 Where would they get the shit from?

00:51:03.000 I guess their butts. 1.00

00:51:04.000 Were they shitting in their hands?

00:51:07.000 Can we see footage of these people defecating into their hands and throwing it?

00:51:12.000 Well, apes used to do that to mark their territory and stuff.

00:51:16.000 And we come from monkeys that ate mushrooms.

00:51:23.000 Antithas, actually.

00:51:24.000 I love some of that.

00:51:25.000 Except on a much smaller scale, it looked the same as the Black Lives Matter. 0.63

00:51:29.000 Mastriano was at this.

00:51:31.000 I watched the full clip of that.

00:51:32.000 It gets better and better.

00:51:33.000 It's really good.

00:51:34.000 Yeah.

00:51:34.000 And then I thought we had the whole clip there.

00:51:36.000 But at the end of the clip, they go, it was fiery, but it was mostly peaceful.

00:51:42.000 Yeah, I did not see that.

00:51:43.000 Wait.

00:51:44.000 What?

00:51:44.000 Yeah.

00:51:45.000 Okay, I saw an even shorter clip on Twitter, but it was longer.

00:51:49.000 And then this final clip, speaking of leftist media, is these people talking to each other, including the fucking Ginger Kamie that was our press secretary, Jen Saki.

00:52:00.000 And they're coming to terms with the fact that they can't kill us.

00:52:06.000 So I think we have to accept that people who we completely disagree with are sometimes going to win.

00:52:12.000 So there's what, 74 million Trump supporters, voters.

00:52:17.000 We can't just wish them away.

00:52:18.000 They're not going to disappear.

00:52:20.000 So then we have to find a way to live with them, even if we think they're bad people, even if we think they're a threat to everything we hold dear, because what's the other option that's in front of us?

00:52:31.000 And that's a challenge because a lot of people will say, well, re-education camps.

00:52:35.000 That's what the Bernie bros want.

00:52:37.000 That's probably what she wants.

00:52:38.000 She's hearing that going, no, no, I have plans.

00:52:42.000 It's camps.

00:52:43.000 Maybe it's forced labor camps.

00:52:45.000 Maybe it's not the first or the middle solution, but there's got to be some sort of solution.

00:52:49.000 Maybe it'd be like the last solution that we think of.

00:52:52.000 Maybe it'd be the one right at the end.

00:52:58.000 Oh, man, I got a lot of shit.

00:53:00.000 Let's do some Proud Boys briefly now that we're talking about right-wing violence.

00:53:05.000 Stand back, stand by.

00:53:07.000 Proud boys.

00:53:08.000 Proud boys.

00:53:12.000 Somebody's got to do something about Antifa and the left.

00:53:15.000 Antifa is an idea, not an organization.

00:53:17.000 You got it.

00:53:17.000 Not malicious.

00:53:18.000 That was...

00:53:24.000 Stand back, stand by, stand by, stand by.

00:53:27.000 So Joe Biggs' trial starts on December 12th.

00:53:30.000 I sent you a flyer for it.

00:53:34.000 Free Joe Biggs, veteran, father, hero.

00:53:36.000 God damn me.

00:53:37.000 He hasn't seen his daughter in, I think, 16 months now.

00:53:43.000 She carries a picture of him everywhere she goes.

00:53:45.000 Can't talk about it too much, or I'll cry like a little bitch. 0.99

00:53:49.000 On a side note here, I talked to Mercedes finally last night.

00:53:52.000 Oh, yeah, she went radio silent for a while, right?

00:53:55.000 Yeah, I don't think she's allowed to call me.

00:53:57.000 She can't tell me the whole story.

00:53:58.000 She's like, well, there's 20 of us now in here, and I'll leave it up to you to figure out.

00:54:02.000 And I'm like, what?

00:54:03.000 20 of us in here.

00:54:04.000 I guess there's like some new bad bitch in town that dominates the phones. 1.00

00:54:07.000 I don't know.

00:54:09.000 But her letters stop, too.

00:54:10.000 And guess when her court date is?

00:54:13.000 When's that?

00:54:14.000 January 6th.

00:54:16.000 Kidding.

00:54:17.000 Of all the days.

00:54:18.000 Wow.

00:54:19.000 So they're not hiding their fuck you gestures anymore.

00:54:24.000 But Joe has a give send go.

00:54:27.000 They're trying to get experts.

00:54:28.000 They've already sort of lost, in a sense, because there was a crowd expert that couldn't afford to fly in.

00:54:35.000 But don't forget that, Give Seng Go. 1.00

00:54:37.000 Have you got the URL?

00:54:39.000 Yeah, it's gives.com slash SSGBDF.

00:54:44.000 So that's Sergeant Sergeant Biggs Defense Fund, BDF.

00:54:51.000 So I think if you go to Give Sengo and you look up SSG Joe Biggs Defense Fund, this will pop up.

00:54:56.000 Yeah.

00:54:59.000 So here, that clip you just saw where it eventually said fiery but mostly peaceful.

00:55:04.000 Even if you type Biggs Defense.

00:55:05.000 Oh, good.

00:55:08.000 That same clip, this is just immediately or immediately before, it was right around the same time.

00:55:14.000 This woman, Jewish lady from New Rochelle, hosts that show. 0.89

00:55:21.000 And she said that the reason we have anti-Semitism on the rise, it's just a given that it's on the rise.

00:55:26.000 They don't have to prove that.

00:55:28.000 This is my own TV.

00:55:29.000 I'm filming this.

00:55:31.000 It's because Trump had that memory.

00:55:33.000 He said, you guys should like me.

00:55:35.000 I did everything for Israel.

00:55:37.000 I'm on your side.

00:55:39.000 Which is a totally reasonable thing for him to say.

00:55:41.000 They saw that as a threat, where he says, you better like me or else.

00:55:45.000 I guess they'll get gassed.

00:55:47.000 And then the other reason that anti-Semitism is on the rise is because he didn't denounce the Proud Boys.

00:55:53.000 Which he did.

00:55:54.000 But let's hear the ridiculous leftist take on anti-Semitism.

00:56:01.000 To the United States and saying they might have dual loyalty with Israel, and he needs to thank, they need to thank him for all the work he's done before it's too late.

00:56:10.000 And again, when you see this sort of anti-Semitism in different parts of the country, you do have to go back to where it starts.

00:56:19.000 And that starts in many ways with the permission structure that former President Trump created, where he did engage in these sorts of tropes and where, when there were groups known for white nationalism,

00:56:35.000 racism, anti-Semitism, far from sort of issuing the type of statement that Kareem, the current White House press secretary, issued, he sort of gave a wink and a nod, for example, and there's many examples, we don't have time, but when he told the Proud Boys to stand by and stand back.

00:56:52.000 I was just thinking about that.

00:56:54.000 That was, of course, in the debate.

00:56:55.000 One of the debates.

00:56:58.000 Steve Kornacki, thanks to him and to Jeff Horbit.

00:57:00.000 Like just shaking their heads.

00:57:02.000 I can't believe Trump endorsed those Nazis.

00:57:04.000 And he didn't, by the way.

00:57:06.000 Unfortunately, he denounced the Proud Boys.

00:57:10.000 And then there was this cop who was almost fired for being associated with the club.

00:57:14.000 I don't know this guy.

00:57:16.000 Chicago dude.

00:57:18.000 Representatives of the Chicago Police Department did not respond to questions from WTTW News about why Superintendent David Brown did not seek the officer's termination even after the probe documented his ties to the Prowl Boys, labeled by the FBI as an anti-Semitic white supremacy organization.

00:57:36.000 Wait.

00:57:38.000 Wait, wait.

00:57:38.000 Am I reading that right?

00:57:39.000 Lightfoot defends the decision not to fire.

00:57:41.000 Yeah.

00:57:42.000 Wow.

00:57:43.000 They're so desperate for cops over there that they can't afford it. 0.60

00:57:47.000 Fuck.

00:57:47.000 No.

00:57:49.000 Wow.

00:57:49.000 But like the way the reporter just goes, they were labeled by the FBI as an anti-Semitic white supremacy organization, which.

00:57:56.000 That's false.

00:57:57.000 It's totally false.

00:57:58.000 And actually, if you jump to 8.1, it's an email a dude sent in.

00:58:03.000 Don't show his name, but this reporter wanted to talk to him.

00:58:07.000 And she goes, classified as a hate group by the FBI. 1.00

00:58:10.000 And he goes, no, you're a shitty reporter.

00:58:14.000 What happened was there was a female cop who was fired way back in like 2016 in Vancouver, Washington.

00:58:22.000 And on the form, which was just a stupid little form where they didn't want to get sued for firing her.

00:58:29.000 So they just, I don't know, invented and they said, labeled as an extremist group by the FBI.

00:58:35.000 Now, the Freedom of Information Act got that leaked, and it became a declarative statement until the FBI had to go, and we never said that.

00:58:47.000 I don't know why it's on some dumb report in a small town in Washington state, but it's not what we decreed.

00:58:55.000 So then people stopped saying it.

00:58:57.000 But woman in the workforce, retarded journalist, goes, it's a fact, and it just keeps coming back, despite this formal statement from the FBI. 0.95

00:59:11.000 It's hard not to include the emails.

00:59:14.000 Maybe I'll just blur it and post.

00:59:16.000 Chicago this, Chicago that.

00:59:17.000 I got it, yeah.

00:59:18.000 But not showing it's a little tough.

00:59:22.000 So I'm just going to show it, and I guess blur it and post.

00:59:25.000 No, no, no.

00:59:26.000 Just read it, there we go.

00:59:30.000 I could do this one at a time.

00:59:31.000 I cited the report out of Portland because it debunks the erroneous claim in the Inspector General's report, but you should have already known this.

00:59:36.000 You reported the error in the report as fact.

00:59:39.000 The probe documented his ties to Parablois.

00:59:41.000 You reported that label anti-Semitic white spirit.

00:59:43.000 They are neither.

00:59:43.000 And the FBI does not label them as either.

00:59:46.000 Sincerely, me.

00:59:48.000 And she said, I made no error.

00:59:51.000 And then I responded with that.

00:59:53.000 And here's the article.

00:59:54.000 That's very telling, though, that she said, I made no error.

00:59:57.000 Because you know what that means?

00:59:58.000 It is true that a report out of Vancouver, Washington said that the FBI called them an extremist organization.

01:00:06.000 She finds out the truth, and she goes, that doesn't matter.

01:00:09.000 What matters is my propaganda still stands because my weird way of phrasing it is technically true.

01:00:17.000 In other words, I'm not a journalist.

01:00:19.000 I'm an activist and I'm not concerned with the truth.

01:00:21.000 Bam.

01:00:22.000 There's the clarification.

01:00:24.000 So because they did say at one time before they clarified, she's taking the pre-clarification of the truth.

01:00:34.000 Wait, let me see that?

01:00:36.000 Cannon said FBI agents presented background domestic threats.

01:00:39.000 There was a slide about the Proud Boys.

01:00:41.000 The slide was intended to characterize a potential for individual members of the Proud Boys.

01:00:46.000 But it did not address the group as a whole.

01:00:49.000 Which is the FBI's thing.

01:00:51.000 They always say that.

01:00:52.000 We're not looking for the Hells Angels.

01:00:54.000 We're looking for a guy in the Hells Angels who deals meth.

01:00:56.000 We don't look at groups.

01:00:57.000 We look at individuals.

01:01:00.000 I was shocked to see this the other day.

01:01:02.000 A totally legitimate origin story of the Proud Boys that was well done and accurate and included my words in context.

01:01:10.000 And funny, too.

01:01:11.000 This guy's awesome.

01:01:14.000 We color logic.

01:01:17.000 So, in the wake of the first debate, left-wing media soldier, doesn't he?

01:01:21.000 Donald Trump refused to white supremacy.

01:01:24.000 So this is the 620,000 men who died.

01:01:28.000 But zoom out.

01:01:29.000 We're not going to watch the whole thing.

01:01:31.000 The origin story of the Proud Boys may contain it's really hard to find, too.

01:01:34.000 Like, I had to type that out verbatim in my search to not get filled with fucking lefty propaganda.

01:01:39.000 Blue-collar logic.

01:01:41.000 27,000 upvotes, only 500 down votes, frankly.

01:01:46.000 How many people have seen it?

01:01:48.000 Oh, it's two years ago.

01:01:50.000 Huh.

01:01:50.000 400,000?

01:01:52.000 400,000?

01:01:52.000 Wow.

01:01:53.000 All right, that's enough serious political stuff.

01:01:55.000 Let's make fun of chicks. 1.00

01:02:00.000 Here identifies as a feminist. 1.00

01:02:03.000 We are the storm.

01:02:04.000 The very form of change that the world has been waiting for.

01:02:11.000 You said I was too pretty to fight.

01:02:17.000 That's toxic masculinity if you don't realize how your behavior is.

01:02:24.000 So girls are getting roasted for showing their lives as a stay-at-home girlfriend. 1.00

01:02:30.000 I don't see anything wrong with being a stay-at-home girlfriend.

01:02:33.000 Charles Murray wrote a great article once saying that women should stay at home to raise kids, but even if there's no kids, they should stay at home. 1.00

01:02:41.000 They're good local thinkers, and they're good for getting a stoplight put there because there's been two accidents and two kids have been hit by cars there.

01:02:49.000 There should be a stop sign or a stoplight.

01:02:51.000 Or this, the local school principal is incompetent.

01:02:54.000 He's an affirmative action hire. 0.58

01:02:55.000 He doesn't know what he's doing.

01:02:56.000 He should be fired.

01:02:58.000 You know, men don't have time for that kind of shit. 1.00

01:03:01.000 So even if you're infertile, I think you should be a stay-at-home mom, even without kids. 0.99

01:03:06.000 It's another day in my life as a 25-year-old stay-at-home girlfriend.

01:03:09.000 I start off my day by waking up around noon, and then I will tidy up the place to make sure that it's nice and clean for my boyfriend to come home to.

01:03:16.000 Because when he's in a good mood, I'm also in a good mood.

01:03:18.000 Then today I felt extra nice, so I set up his shower shelves for him.

01:03:21.000 And of course, being a stay-at-home girlfriend, I have to smell nice.

01:03:24.000 So I take a really long shower and practice my 12-step skincare routine because I have all the time in the world.

01:03:30.000 One of my favorite things about living this lifestyle is knowing that I am basically performing wifey duties at the girlfriend package. 0.98

01:03:36.000 Then I thought it would be nice to take myself on a date because I was craving some noodles.

01:03:40.000 Then I went to Starbucks because it is literally in my job description to spend his money.

01:03:44.000 I was feeling really exhausted, so I played some games on my iPad and waited for him to come home.

01:03:48.000 And this is his POV.

01:03:50.000 I mean, how lucky is he?

01:03:51.000 And we cheers.

01:03:52.000 This is another one.

01:03:54.000 Not that lucky.

01:03:57.000 Damn.

01:03:58.000 But what's going to happen when he dumps her and he uses up her best years?

01:04:03.000 So the whole concept is sort of blown up.

01:04:06.000 And there's people, other women making fun of her. 1.00

01:04:08.000 That one right there, A Day in My Life, she took it down.

01:04:12.000 I cannot find it anywhere.

01:04:14.000 But the one on the left, the first one there, is still around.

01:04:19.000 Stay-at-home girlfriends are a thing, and their TikToks are actually quite depressing. 1.00

01:04:22.000 Did you see that video as depressing?

01:04:24.000 No.

01:04:25.000 It's depressing if he met her at 27 and he dumps her at 29.

01:04:31.000 She takes a year to recover, and then she's 30, 31, and her ovaries have dried up.

01:04:37.000 She meets a new guy.

01:04:39.000 He takes two years.

01:04:42.000 It's definitely way less depressing.

01:04:44.000 I don't think it's depressing at all, but like that Chicago day in the life of like I work at Twitter or whatever.

01:04:49.000 Oh, yeah, yeah.

01:04:49.000 Yeah, it's a lot more depressing.

01:04:50.000 Remember that video we had of that girl who was eating at home alone and all her friends were married and she's like, this sucks.

01:04:59.000 That rings a bell.

01:05:00.000 It sounds like a family.

01:05:01.000 She was kind of Puerto Rican. 0.98

01:05:03.000 Sorta Rican? 0.71

01:05:04.000 Sorta Rican.

01:05:05.000 Sota Rican! 1.00

01:05:06.000 Frankly, really, if you look at her, she's not even that Puerto Rican.

01:05:11.000 What do we got there?

01:05:14.000 And welcome to A Day in My Life as a Stay-at-Home Billionaire's Girlfriend.

01:05:18.000 This one's a joke.

01:05:19.000 I wake up every morning, let some light into the room, and put on my dress.

01:05:22.000 William loves dresses.

01:05:24.000 Then it's time for my skincare routine.

01:05:26.000 William has made it clear that I've started to age, so I roll my skin with every stone I can possibly buy.

01:05:32.000 A lot of people ask me what happened to my wrist.

01:05:34.000 William does not like the cast either, so don't worry, I got a doctor's note and now he allows me to wear it.

01:05:39.000 Next, I make our bed, and I do my red light machine.

01:05:42.000 William has made it clear that he will leave me for a younger woman, so this is very important. 0.86

01:05:48.000 After that, it's time to make breakfast.

01:05:50.000 Like to keep my breakfast very simple and nutritious.

01:05:53.000 Yummy.

01:05:54.000 After breakfast, it's time for all of my chores.

01:05:57.000 William loves to leave me the cutest surprise gifts in laundry, like this lingerie set.

01:06:02.000 I'll put it on later and sit right.

01:06:05.000 What's the other one?

01:06:09.000 Oh, that one's real.

01:06:14.000 Like, as a 25-year-old stay-at-home girlfriend, I fill up Luke and I's water bottles to make sure we're hydrated.

01:06:21.000 And then I made myself a bloom green juice.

01:06:25.000 Why do people document this shit?

01:06:27.000 Luke is latte.

01:06:29.000 I make him an ice latte with all my shit.

01:06:36.000 I don't care about it.

01:06:37.000 Tidied up our bedroom, made the bed.

01:06:40.000 Then I did my very long skincare routine.

01:06:44.000 It's like 20 minutes long and ice rolled.

01:06:47.000 That doesn't work.

01:06:48.000 Then I did my fucking journal.

01:06:49.000 Got tons of zits.

01:06:50.000 I did a walk on the beach to get a coffee with Luke.

01:06:55.000 After all that, how do you relax?

01:06:56.000 I put my workout clothes on, did a workout at the gym with Luke, and afterwards made us some smoothie bowls with...

01:07:10.000 Have you?

01:07:10.000 No.

01:07:12.000 She says a smoothie bowl with some superfoods.

01:07:16.000 Second caffeine drink.

01:07:17.000 She's fucking gross, man. 1.00

01:07:18.000 Second caffeine drink.

01:07:20.000 With Bloom's collagen, and then I planned out the rest of my day in my new planner.

01:07:26.000 So some black chick analyzed this if you go down. 1.00

01:07:30.000 And she's got some great good takes.

01:07:32.000 And she's got some great good takes.

01:07:38.000 Oh, that one's morning in my life as a 25-year-old stay-at-home girlfriend.

01:07:43.000 One of the very first things I do after I put my dress on is I will open up the shades and let the light stream in from the outside world.

01:07:53.000 Then I'll usually check to make sure that Rodney did indeed lock the door.

01:07:57.000 It locks from the outside, and sometimes I think maybe he'll forget.

01:08:03.000 Then it's time for breakfast.

01:08:06.000 Every day, Rodney leaves me a plastic cup full of water, some protein powder, and a little white pill.

01:08:13.000 Some days I'll take the pill, some days I won't.

01:08:16.000 Today I decided to take it.

01:08:20.000 While I'm in the kitchen, I'll double-check to make sure that Rodney remembered to lock the kitchen window.

01:08:26.000 He always does.

01:08:29.000 Then it's my favorite part of the morning.

01:08:32.000 I'll sit down and I'll read the book that I have.

01:08:35.000 I can recite it word for word at this point, but it still entertains me.

01:08:39.000 I know it word for word at this point.

01:08:41.000 Find the black chick. 0.98

01:08:42.000 Yeah, she's good.

01:08:43.000 This is interesting.

01:08:44.000 Wait, I don't see the black chick. 0.95

01:08:45.000 Is she there somewhere?

01:08:46.000 She's there.

01:08:46.000 You gotta squint.

01:08:47.000 Oh, okay.

01:08:48.000 She's in room 13B.

01:08:49.000 Born squinting.

01:08:51.000 This is what my mornings look like as a 25-year-old stay-at-home girlfriend.

01:08:55.000 The whole time I was watching this video, I was thinking, that seems like hell.

01:09:00.000 But then at the end, I decided to screenshot her planner because I was so curious about what she could possibly be planning for.

01:09:07.000 And then I read it, and it's like, like, she's writing about her, like, reflections, I guess.

01:09:12.000 And she's writing, unsatisfied with my looks, which I mean, who amongst us?

01:09:17.000 But stagnation in my career, satisfaction, fulfillment, lack of fun, social life, excitement.

01:09:25.000 The contrast between this very aesthetically styled vlog and like this aspirational content that she just put in front of us and this very real and very raw diary entry full of like her dissatisfaction with the lifestyle that she just I guess put on display is just really interesting and kind of jarring.

01:09:49.000 That's a great take.

01:09:50.000 Great take.

01:09:51.000 You know it'd be really weird if like all the first letters of every sentence spelled please help.

01:09:57.000 She'd be like, oh, I just noticed that it's spelt please help S-O-S.

01:10:01.000 You know that in my last will and testament, my gravestone has to say I heard a retard say cunt once. 0.98

01:10:06.000 Yes, yes, I didn't know that.

01:10:08.000 I'm told now that most cemeteries don't allow epithets and swear words on the stone.

01:10:15.000 Oh, that's true.

01:10:15.000 So I think I may have to put an addendum there and tell the kids that along the left-hand side, it can read vertically, I heard a retard say cunt once.

01:10:25.000 That's awesome.

01:10:25.000 So I, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

01:10:29.000 Here.

01:10:31.000 And then have big capitals for each one.

01:10:33.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:10:33.000 Like the starting of like a storybook or whatever.

01:10:35.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:10:36.000 So it's going to be a lot of writing.

01:10:37.000 You know, I came up with this idea, right?

01:10:40.000 It's called Tattoons. 1.00

01:10:42.000 And, you know, you can, like, your family can personalize your tombstone, and when they visit it, they can put little, you know.

01:10:50.000 That's a thing.

01:10:52.000 You can tattoo.

01:10:53.000 You've not seen the custom fucking caskets?

01:10:55.000 You're inventing custom caskets?

01:10:57.000 No, it's the tomb, or it's the headstone.

01:10:59.000 You go there and you could, like, draw on it and stuff like that, and then the rain washes it away, and you go back and do some more.

01:11:06.000 Oh.

01:11:07.000 So it's an eraser board tombstone.

01:11:09.000 It's really the name.

01:11:10.000 Tattoo.

01:11:11.000 It's badass, man.

01:11:13.000 I know.

01:11:13.000 That's a stupid idea.

01:11:15.000 Wow.

01:11:16.000 Wow, that's dumb.

01:11:18.000 Do you know what my funeral is?

01:11:21.000 When?

01:11:22.000 What it is?

01:11:23.000 No, what?

01:11:25.000 I'm lying like this, wearing a suit, and I have red Chuck Taylors on and a red satin baseball hat sideways where the brim sticks out this far.

01:11:37.000 And so you have to have a hole in the casket to let the brim stick.

01:11:41.000 And then I also have a guitar that's going the other way.

01:11:44.000 so I guess the brim the guitar is here, so the brim has to go this way.

01:11:47.000 Yeah, yeah, I'm right.

01:11:48.000 I'm right.

01:11:49.000 And that's on my, like my hand is sort of on it, right?

01:11:52.000 And the guitar is, I don't really care what the guitar is.

01:11:55.000 Probably a flying V. It's very cheap, tricky so far.

01:11:58.000 And the casket's like this.

01:12:00.000 It's got hydraulics.

01:12:02.000 And the song Ain't No Nice Guy, the one with Lemmy and Ozzy, is playing quietly.

01:12:08.000 Do you want to find that?

01:12:09.000 That's playing quietly in the background.

01:12:12.000 And the casket is not visibly moving, but it is going up very, very slightly.

01:12:18.000 But when the song kicks in with da-da-da-da-da, dry ice comes out, and the casket goes as high as it can without me falling out.

01:12:28.000 So you can get pretty high, especially if I'm sort of pinned in or there's a strap.

01:12:32.000 You might even be able to go completely straight.

01:12:33.000 I don't know.

01:12:34.000 We'll talk to them about that.

01:12:36.000 My problem with that whole thing is like, my wife is like most women, she's not really a doer. 1.00

01:12:42.000 And to pull this off, you have to like talk to contractors, talk to engineers.

01:12:48.000 Like the hydraulics alone.

01:12:52.000 Turn it up.

01:12:53.000 I thought I was the chosen one.

01:13:03.000 Some people are going to have to laugh.

01:13:05.000 Right?

01:13:06.000 Like my kids, my wife and kids, they'll probably cry.

01:13:10.000 But people who are not that close to me, when they see the hat, they're going to have to at least smirk.

01:13:19.000 This is the key to play.

01:13:23.000 Wait, what was that you played?

01:13:24.000 already discussed this?

01:13:31.000 Why are you showing that?

01:13:32.000 It's a memorial.

01:13:37.000 And we got to put this in slow motion.

01:13:43.000 Anyway, it's going to be great.

01:13:45.000 There's a lot of proud boys there.

01:13:48.000 And people will probably try to fuck it up.

01:13:50.000 They're still around in when, a year?

01:13:57.000 Yeah, women have this strange perception of themselves where they're kind of clueless. 1.00

01:14:03.000 And that's why a marriage is so great.

01:14:05.000 Because we say, no, it's going this way.

01:14:07.000 No, we're going there.

01:14:08.000 We're moving here.

01:14:08.000 This is how it's going to be.

01:14:09.000 And then once they get, they're like a train.

01:14:12.000 Once they get the tracks, they can just chug, choo, choo-choo, and they do a great job on their own.

01:14:17.000 But feminism has broke the tracks. 1.00

01:14:20.000 And it's said, go, train, go.

01:14:22.000 And the train is either stuck in the mud or it's going kuk, clunk, kuk, clunk, kuk, clunk.

01:14:26.000 And one of the things the train does is think it's a badass.

01:14:30.000 And it's a dude.

01:14:31.000 And then it gets a pet snake.

01:14:33.000 And the snake starts getting aggressive and they go, what's up with you, dude?

01:14:38.000 I'm tough.

01:14:39.000 I don't go, what the fuck?

01:14:45.000 Hi, baby girl.

01:14:46.000 Hey, baby girl.

01:14:48.000 Be freaked out.

01:14:50.000 Oh, hell yeah.

01:14:51.000 Okay.

01:14:52.000 All right.

01:14:53.000 Okay.

01:14:56.000 You ever read the Bible?

01:14:58.000 I saw some black dude saying that.

01:15:00.000 He's like, don't fuck with snakes, yo.

01:15:02.000 Read the Bible.

01:15:05.000 This is some real Eve-like shit.

01:15:09.000 Okay.

01:15:11.000 I need you to cut it in half, actually.

01:15:13.000 I need you to bash its fucking eyes with anything.

01:15:17.000 I need you to grab that hacksaw and start spawning.

01:15:20.000 I need you to do what, just, you know, just use your instinct.

01:15:23.000 Yeah.

01:15:24.000 I need you to pretend this happens to be the snake tomorrow.

01:15:28.000 The snake is no longer, I'm afraid.

01:15:31.000 It has ceased to be.

01:15:34.000 It's exactly like the girl with the crocodile.

01:15:37.000 Remember the one who gets in there and he starts spinning?

01:15:40.000 Terrible.

01:15:40.000 And one of the dads of the kids who was being shown the crocodile or the alligator had to jump in and risk his life to save her badass.

01:15:49.000 That's badass, man.

01:15:51.000 Keep going with that.

01:15:52.000 Dumb motherfucker.

01:15:53.000 She dies.

01:15:53.000 It's a really graphic video.

01:15:54.000 Then he eats her.

01:15:55.000 Yeah, he eats her in her entire.

01:15:57.000 I just saw an old lady in Malaysia get cut out of a Burmese python.

01:16:04.000 Those are terrible, huh?

01:16:05.000 Look at that wrench right there.

01:16:06.000 Shitty way to go.

01:16:06.000 Perfectly good wrench.

01:16:08.000 Perfectly good wrench, ready to rock.

01:16:11.000 I don't believe you that she's.

01:16:13.000 I love the guy still filming it, too.

01:16:16.000 Okay.

01:16:17.000 Okay, this is really painful.

01:16:21.000 Okay.

01:16:23.000 And now.

01:16:24.000 This is why you have two people.

01:16:26.000 This is why you have not a snake.

01:16:29.000 This is why you have a knife.

01:16:31.000 You can stop filming this.

01:16:33.000 I mean, I'd love.

01:16:34.000 Thank you for the video, sir.

01:16:36.000 However, three people versus snakes.

01:16:38.000 Yeah.

01:16:39.000 Do you know that snakes have been around for over a hundred years?

01:16:43.000 They were invented in 1923 by a guy named Dr. Snakes.

01:16:49.000 And they've thought of this before.

01:16:51.000 They've thought of you trying to wrestle them away.

01:16:54.000 That's her bleeding, right?

01:16:56.000 Yeah.

01:16:56.000 Okay.

01:16:56.000 So the drink.

01:16:57.000 Drip it into her hand.

01:16:58.000 You're right.

01:16:59.000 Okay.

01:17:00.000 Her wrapping my wig isn't as.

01:17:03.000 They would have been extinct a long time ago if they hadn't thought of what if someone tries to unravel me.

01:17:09.000 Why don't you just jump in the pool?

01:17:11.000 Do you have a pool?

01:17:12.000 Oh, I don't know if that's a given.

01:17:16.000 They could probably hold their breath for a long time.

01:17:17.000 Yes.

01:17:18.000 Let me see.

01:17:21.000 Here we go.

01:17:22.000 Keep going, keep going.

01:17:23.000 Keep going.

01:17:25.000 Alright.

01:17:27.000 So.

01:17:27.000 Oh my God.

01:17:28.000 Let's get...

01:17:33.000 Shearing scissors.

01:17:34.000 Let's get a gun or a...

01:17:39.000 Just a knife.

01:17:40.000 Just a hack.

01:17:41.000 What the fuck?

01:17:41.000 Give us an update here.

01:17:42.000 Oh, I'm guessing she had...

01:17:47.000 Pippal owners?

01:17:48.000 I'm guessing she had been handling the rats she feeds, the snake, the one time my tinfoot.

01:17:53.000 Yeah, every time you see these people, it's always anecdotal evidence.

01:17:56.000 I've had a snake for eight years, and it's been nothing but great for me.

01:18:00.000 Okay.

01:18:01.000 But look at that.

01:18:02.000 I put her hand under the cold tap water and she let go right away.

01:18:05.000 Probably not because of drowning, but just because I guess it shocks them.

01:18:08.000 wait, go back up.

01:18:09.000 Two days later.

01:18:12.000 Got me on the arm.

01:18:13.000 I put her head under the cold water tap. 0.98

01:18:15.000 She let me go straight away.

01:18:16.000 I've been handling rats ready to feed her, so I smelled like dinner.

01:18:18.000 Okay.

01:18:19.000 Yeah, they can hold their breath underwater for like 10 minutes.

01:18:22.000 Or maybe even an hour.

01:18:24.000 Yeah, so you're going to be.

01:18:25.000 So jump in the pool and bring a magazine. 0.59

01:18:28.000 Bring a waterproof iPad.

01:18:30.000 You're going to get a little pruny.

01:18:31.000 Water's going to get a little red.

01:18:32.000 Rent a movie on Apple TV and put it in a bag.

01:18:36.000 Anaconda's a great film I hear.

01:18:39.000 Should I continue filming?

01:18:40.000 That's what he said.

01:18:41.000 He says that in the video.

01:18:42.000 Wow.

01:18:43.000 Speaking of female badasses, we've got some female cops kicking ass and taking names. 1.00

01:18:49.000 Dope.

01:18:52.000 This guy was going to kill himself.

01:18:55.000 Go down to the video.

01:18:57.000 And she talks him away from the one below that.

01:19:06.000 County Sheriff Deputy Courtney.

01:19:07.000 Go back, go back, go back a little bit.

01:19:09.000 So she does get him off the bridge.

01:19:11.000 Good.

01:19:11.000 Nice.

01:19:12.000 Then he starts acting crazy, so they tase him.

01:19:15.000 And then he drops the knife and runs away, and she shoots him in the ass by accident.

01:19:20.000 The encounter women should not be cops. 1.00

01:19:23.000 Drive your tanser back up. 0.85

01:19:26.000 Body cam video captured the menu.

01:19:28.000 Louis County Sheriff Deputy Courtney Hoyt fired her weapons.

01:19:31.000 Guys on a bridge about to kill himself.

01:19:34.000 It was so extinct.

01:19:39.000 The sheriff's office saying Deputy Courtney Hoyt's actions violated training policies and procedures.

01:19:45.000 hope so.

01:19:54.000 Rivera had been threatening to jump off the North Causeway Bridge in Fort Pierce in September.

01:19:59.000 Hoyt was the deputy on scene.

01:20:01.000 I'm here with you.

01:20:02.000 Don't.

01:20:03.000 Don't let go.

01:20:04.000 Hey, I'm here.

01:20:05.000 You're not alone.

01:20:06.000 I'm here.

01:20:06.000 Don't let go.

01:20:07.000 The man then jumped onto a lower platform and took off running.

01:20:12.000 The St. Lucie County Sheriff's Office saying he turned aggressive with deputies who had to use their stun gun twice.

01:20:18.000 At one point, the man pulled out a pocket knife.

01:20:22.000 The sheriff's office said he started running, and that's when Deputy Maurice fired her weapon.

01:20:26.000 I just know the deputy stopped out with him in a total effort to de-escalate him, render ADS gun to the health facility, and just turn him.

01:20:35.000 Go to 83D.

01:20:36.000 This is what I think of, if we're still in this.

01:20:39.000 If you ever catch the eye of a female cop, hope you wore your bulletproof vest. 1.00

01:20:52.000 Hope you got your vest on, man.

01:20:54.000 I'm praying for you.

01:20:55.000 Unironically.

01:20:57.000 Because that gun on her waist at some point is going to accidentally go off.

01:21:02.000 She's going to draw it out, thinking it's a taser. 0.75

01:21:04.000 She's going to have her finger on the trigger before she's ready to fire. 1.00

01:21:07.000 The officer drew their handgun instead of their taser.

01:21:10.000 Something you did made her feel threatened.

01:21:13.000 You're taller than her.

01:21:14.000 She feels threatened for her life.

01:21:16.000 The only recourse she has physically is to shoot you.

01:21:21.000 This was an accidental discharge.

01:21:23.000 I just hope that if you ever get pulled over by a woman, you're wearing a fucking bulletproof vest and a Kevlar. 0.99

01:21:32.000 that's what you need to survive a female cop encounter. 1.00

01:21:35.000 Look at this one.

01:21:36.000 If you go cops and they use a taser.

01:21:50.000 So many shots of the head for such a mistake.

01:21:58.000 Jesus Christ.

01:22:00.000 That's from Kingsman.

01:22:01.000 Yes, that's correct.

01:22:03.000 Look at this, the typical picture of female cops. 1.00

01:22:08.000 83D.

01:22:09.000 It's an dig up.

01:22:12.000 Drew, what's his name?

01:22:13.000 The guy who does those questions with the iPhone where he goes, yes, correct.

01:22:20.000 It's called Female Cops. 1.00

01:22:22.000 It's called Look at These Cops.

01:22:24.000 Gotcha.

01:22:25.000 Frankly, I always make it red.

01:22:27.000 We're going to look at these cops and we're going to look at these.

01:22:29.000 Anyway, they're short and fat and not intimidating at all.

01:22:32.000 Oh, yes, yes, yes.

01:22:33.000 And it would be very easy to run from these.

01:22:36.000 Look at these things.

01:22:38.000 What?

01:22:38.000 Like, imagine you're in high school, and the first girl, Shelly Lamont, is the fat one.

01:22:44.000 And they go, Shelly wants to fight you. 1.00

01:22:46.000 You'd go, what?

01:22:48.000 Okay.

01:22:51.000 And her friend, Ann Rodriguez, also wants to be in the brawl. 0.99

01:22:56.000 I'd be like, okay?

01:22:58.000 Like, where?

01:23:00.000 Over by the abandoned baseball diamond.

01:23:03.000 One covered in vines by that parking lot.

01:23:06.000 Okay, I guess I'm fighting Shelly and Ann.

01:23:09.000 Like, zoom in on them.

01:23:12.000 These are NYPD cops.

01:23:16.000 They're fucking fat midgets. 1.00

01:23:20.000 Drew's not even that tall.

01:23:24.000 What?

01:23:24.000 The glasses, too?

01:23:26.000 Yeah, the like blogger glasses.

01:23:29.000 She should be doing the young Turks Rebel updates. 0.72

01:23:34.000 This one is so weirdly shaped that her body cam is facing off to the right. 1.00

01:23:38.000 So you wouldn't really be able to see what the fuck's going on.

01:23:43.000 She has a fucking cross-eyed colour. 1.00

01:23:44.000 That's what was happening 45 degrees from me.

01:23:48.000 And then here's another, just like the previous clip, a female cop in an accident.

01:23:53.000 *Music*

01:24:03.000 Oh, they jumped forward a bit.

01:24:09.000 oh there we go She got hit by someone?

01:24:20.000 You know, as an officer, you have to learn how to do a pit maneuver, but not to yourself even.

01:24:25.000 No, she got sideswiped.

01:24:27.000 Wait, did she go back a tiny bit?

01:24:29.000 Did she Go through a red that might be not her fault at all.

01:24:36.000 I think she's got the green, the bottom light's green.

01:24:39.000 Yeah, some guy went through a red light and sideswiped her.

01:24:43.000 That's bad luck, sir.

01:24:46.000 But listen to this adrenaline control.

01:24:47.000 10, 10, 10, 5, 2, 6, 1.

01:24:57.000 Are you okay?

01:24:58.000 Somebody call the U. Officer, there's a U on the ground.

01:25:09.000 Chip it over, folks.

01:25:10.000 Easy peasy.

01:25:11.000 Don't threaten her.

01:25:14.000 There's some people attacking my car.

01:25:17.000 You'll be tased with metal bullets.

01:25:21.000 I've never been in a car accident before.

01:25:23.000 What are you, she-hulk? 1.00

01:25:24.000 She's pushing it over.

01:25:26.000 You need like four dudes to roll a car over. 1.00

01:25:30.000 Have you not ever seen riot footage?

01:25:32.000 That guy's asking if cops carry wallets?

01:25:35.000 I've never seen it.

01:25:36.000 But do you think we should check if her wallet's okay?

01:25:43.000 It's inflamed.

01:25:44.000 Here, I'll relieve some of the tension.

01:25:47.000 Is your wallet pushing into your ass cheeks?

01:25:53.000 Push the car over.

01:25:56.000 So the pedestrians are calming her down.

01:26:02.000 Everyone get together and roll the car over, please.

01:26:06.000 The little Asian's not helping. 1.00

01:26:08.000 See, this is why you should never wear slides.

01:26:11.000 They're all wearing slides.

01:26:13.000 Wow.

01:26:16.000 Oh, I'm sorry.

01:26:17.000 There's one pair.

01:26:17.000 It looked like there was two pairs.

01:26:20.000 Wow.

01:26:21.000 Look at that, you celebrated.

01:26:23.000 Gong!

01:26:25.000 I'm number one!

01:26:27.000 Ah!

01:26:33.000 Are you okay?

01:26:33.000 I'm okay.

01:26:34.000 Just hang on.

01:26:36.000 Just hang out.

01:26:36.000 Just hang out with me.

01:26:41.000 Imagine having to pee.

01:26:42.000 I'm good.

01:26:43.000 I'm good.

01:26:43.000 I just pissed.

01:26:44.000 I'm good.

01:26:44.000 I've never been in a car accident.

01:26:46.000 I've never been in a car accident.

01:26:49.000 Listen to that.

01:26:49.000 Does that sound like a leader?

01:26:51.000 No.

01:26:51.000 I've never been in a car accident.

01:26:54.000 Well, yeah.

01:26:54.000 Sound like a little girl.

01:26:57.000 Take a deep breath.

01:26:59.000 Just take a deep breath.

01:27:02.000 Just take deep breaths.

01:27:04.000 I'm sorry.

01:27:05.000 She's not even injured.

01:27:07.000 Why is the first thing I think about in a car accident is like when liquids spill?

01:27:11.000 We got into like an accident when my friends had like the car almost flipped and I spilled my soda on my friends and I was right afterwards.

01:27:18.000 Everybody's like dead quiet and I'm like, my bad.

01:27:20.000 He's like, for what?

01:27:21.000 I was like, I spilled my soda on you.

01:27:23.000 I always start laughing hysterically.

01:27:25.000 I don't know what it is.

01:27:26.000 I turn into the joker.

01:27:27.000 It's the adrenaline.

01:27:28.000 I think you have such good adrenaline control that.

01:27:32.000 Same thing with me with skydiving.

01:27:33.000 Like, that was the hardest I've ever laughed in my life when we landed from.

01:27:36.000 Really?

01:27:37.000 Yeah.

01:27:37.000 I was like, that's it.

01:27:40.000 Just stay like that.

01:27:41.000 Just stay like that.

01:27:42.000 Here.

01:27:42.000 51, 21, 250.

01:27:44.000 I'm going to go!

01:27:52.000 Whoa, whoa.

01:27:57.000 Why is she panicking? 1.00

01:27:57.000 I don't understand. 1.00

01:27:58.000 I don't know.

01:27:59.000 It's just like, it doesn't show good leadership in the community.

01:28:04.000 Wow.

01:28:06.000 Holy smokes.

01:28:11.000 Oh, you know why?

01:28:12.000 So the car got hit, flipped, and then hit that pole.

01:28:14.000 That pole pole. 0.93

01:28:15.000 Yeah.

01:28:16.000 that crunched the back. 0.96

01:28:16.000 It was shaking like a little leaf. 0.96

01:28:18.000 She's a little tiny Asian chick. 1.00

01:28:21.000 She's like five feet tall. 0.66

01:28:24.000 Sometimes we have to listen to stereotypes.

01:28:27.000 She's scared of cacti.

01:28:34.000 All right.

01:28:35.000 We got to cover Federman.

01:28:36.000 I know it's a long app, but it's going to be ancient news soon.

01:28:42.000 So someone was saying, I don't believe this to be true, but someone says, I just got Dr. Oz elected because anyone who was on the fence over in Pennsylvania saw the way those students were behaving towards Alex Stein.

01:28:54.000 They saw the spit on Alex Stein.

01:28:56.000 They're like, you know what?

01:28:56.000 Fuck it.

01:28:58.000 The state is out of control.

01:28:59.000 I'm going right.

01:29:00.000 The lefties are lunatics.

01:29:02.000 I don't think that's true, but I like stuff like that.

01:29:06.000 But there was a debate a couple days ago where John Fetterman, who we just saw with Biden getting some hamburgers.

01:29:15.000 Oh yeah, this went very viral, didn't it?

01:29:18.000 6,000 views.

01:29:18.000 That's pretty good for...

01:29:20.000 How many followers does that Twitter account have?

01:29:23.000 Not so many.

01:29:24.000 14,000?

01:29:25.000 Hmm.

01:29:28.000 What qualifies you to be a U.S. Senator?

01:29:31.000 You have 60 seconds.

01:29:34.000 Hi.

01:29:34.000 Good night, everybody.

01:29:40.000 This is concluded.

01:29:43.000 I could speak Biden, so I could probably speak Federman.

01:29:46.000 But anyway, it was a complete raging shit show.

01:29:48.000 We should probably change the background.

01:29:50.000 Maybe change it to Biden or something.

01:29:55.000 And I honestly can't imagine anyone voting for this fucking clown.

01:30:00.000 So let's put together some of the highlights.

01:30:02.000 Here's Bannon's comments.

01:30:03.000 90A.

01:30:04.000 What did Bannon say, Steve Bannon?

01:30:06.000 Is the first one now?

01:30:08.000 90A?

01:30:10.000 Yeah.

01:30:11.000 90A.

01:30:13.000 Oh, wait.

01:30:14.000 Yeah, I have two 90As.

01:30:15.000 This is the one that appears after Fetterman.

01:30:17.000 It says Bannon comments.

01:30:19.000 Okay.

01:30:21.000 Hi, good night, everybody.

01:30:24.000 I'm running to serve Pennsylvania.

01:30:26.000 I'm also having to talk about something called the Oz rule, that if he's on TV, he's lying.

01:30:34.000 Has the Biden administration overspent?

01:30:37.000 No, I just believe he needs to do more about supporting and fighting about inflation.

01:30:41.000 But at the end of the day, I think Joe Biden is a good, good family man, and I believe that unemployment is already down to the lowest level in the last 50 years.

01:30:52.000 I'm willing to talk about a willing wage for anybody.

01:30:55.000 Imagine a signal mom, SignalMom, Roe v. 0.96

01:30:59.000 Wave for me should be the law and my campaign would fight for Roe v. 0.98

01:31:04.000 Wade.

01:31:05.000 Do you support any limits on when a woman can have an abortion?

01:31:08.000 What I support, I support on Roe v. 0.91

01:31:10.000 Wade and I would fight to reestablish on Roe v.

01:31:12.000 Wade.

01:31:13.000 That's not true.

01:31:14.000 I support Roe v. 0.99

01:31:15.000 Wade.

01:31:15.000 That's the simple.

01:31:16.000 That's the simple.

01:31:21.000 To me for transparency is about showing up.

01:31:24.000 I'm here today to have a debate.

01:31:25.000 I believe if my doctor believes that I'm fit to serve.

01:31:29.000 This is going to give me a stroke.

01:31:31.000 My doctor, the real doctors that I believe, they all believe that I'm ready to serve.

01:31:34.000 I want him to win so bad.

01:31:35.000 I want to make fun of him.

01:31:37.000 And that's what I believe is where I'm going to be.

01:31:38.000 I don't care how many people in Pennsylvania suffer.

01:31:41.000 It'll be great contracts.

01:31:42.000 I've always supported fracking.

01:31:45.000 I do support fracking.

01:31:46.000 And I support fracking, and I stand, and I do support fracking.

01:31:54.000 I believe that a secure border for immigration, hiring of immigrant illegals. 1.00

01:32:01.000 Again, I just can't support it.

01:32:03.000 His wife was illegal when she met him. 1.00

01:32:06.000 He married her to make her legal when she was 14.

01:32:10.000 John, why do you say that?

01:32:12.000 It's absolutely a fact.

01:32:13.000 A significant investment to make sure and create it affordable that every family can afford.

01:32:19.000 How exactly, Mr. Federman, do you propose doing that to make it more affordable?

01:32:23.000 I just believe.

01:32:23.000 I just making it that much more.

01:32:25.000 It costs too much.

01:32:27.000 And I do not believe in supporting the Supreme Court.

01:32:32.000 But here's the deal.

01:32:33.000 None of this has to happen.

01:32:34.000 This is all very addressable.

01:32:36.000 I'm a surgeon.

01:32:36.000 I'm not a politician.

01:32:38.000 We take big problems, we focus on them, and we fix them.

01:32:40.000 We do it by uniting, by coming together.

01:32:42.000 And by doing that, we can get ahead.

01:32:44.000 But I've got one question to challenge you with.

01:32:46.000 Just one question.

01:32:47.000 Ask yourself this and others in your family.

01:32:49.000 Are you unhappy with where America's headed?

01:32:51.000 I'm a living embodiment of the American dream.

01:32:54.000 I believe we're the land of opportunity, the land of plenty.

01:32:56.000 I believe we can balance a budget without recklessly spending.

01:32:58.000 I believe we can have an unleashed energy policy that helps us all.

01:33:01.000 I believe that we can have safe city streets and a secure border so legal immigrants can come across, but we shut the fence and allow. 1.00

01:33:07.000 I believe we can give parents choice.

01:33:09.000 But most of all, I believe in you.

01:33:10.000 If we can do this together and we can, I would ask for your vote on Election Day.

01:33:14.000 God bless you.

01:33:15.000 Done.

01:33:18.000 Good night, everybody.

01:33:21.000 Wow.

01:33:22.000 Here's a funny quote where they, he bought his house.

01:33:24.000 Vetterman bought his house for a dollar from his sister.

01:33:27.000 And he goes, his defense is, you bought your house for a million for a dollar from your in-laws.

01:33:34.000 But he calls them inlays.

01:33:38.000 Are they guitar fretboards?

01:33:40.000 Are they made of pearl?

01:33:41.000 That's 9-1.

01:33:42.000 I've been trying to talk about policy issues with the people of Pennsylvania.

01:33:46.000 As a doctor, I listen to their ideas, and I want to talk about them.

01:33:48.000 When John Fetterman brings up houses, the irony is he didn't pay for his own house.

01:33:52.000 He got it for a dollar from his sister.

01:33:55.000 And he hasn't been able to earn a living on his own.

01:33:57.000 He's lived off his parents.

01:33:58.000 So it's not a topic that we should be debating on the stage.

01:34:02.000 We should be talking about crime and inflation, the issues that are hurting Pennsylvanians that they're talking about at their kitchen table.

01:34:10.000 He got his Pennsylvania house from his own inlays from a dollar.

01:34:15.000 Mr. Fetterman, we have to control it.

01:34:19.000 His own inlays.

01:34:20.000 Okay, so what happened was, if you look at Fediman's brain, right, and this is not to make fun, but if you see this coffee cup, right, this represents the brain, right?

01:34:30.000 So when you take vitamins, stuff like that, all this cup gets filled up with different sorts of things like fish oil and maybe some vitamin C, vitamin A, vitamin D. So when you take the lid off of it, things start to crumble.

01:34:38.000 Now you can crumble it.

01:34:39.000 And that's what we're seeing right now from Fediman.

01:34:41.000 He's starting to crumble because his brain is not able to be good.

01:34:47.000 Okay.

01:34:48.000 His brain is not able to be good.

01:34:51.000 Here's some more jargon from Federman.

01:34:54.000 9-2.

01:34:56.000 I'm running out of steam here, folks.

01:34:58.000 Cho-good, cho-good, chug. 1.00

01:35:01.000 No, we all have to make sure that everyone that works is able to, that's the most American bargain, that if you work full-time, you should be able to live in dignity as well.

01:35:13.000 True.

01:35:13.000 And I believe they haven't had any businesses being.

01:35:17.000 He is good.

01:35:19.000 He said he was against fracking, which could be a boon.

01:35:22.000 Fracking could be a boon to Pennsylvania. 0.99

01:35:25.000 Tons of natural gas in that shale rock up there where I used to live by the Delaware.

01:35:31.000 There's money in just, what's it called, prospective fracking, where oil companies just want to check out your land and they give the farmer like 50 grand just to see if it's even possible.

01:35:42.000 That's been shut down.

01:35:46.000 So he said, I'm against it.

01:35:47.000 And then he realized that's bad for votes, so now he's for it.

01:35:49.000 And he's asked to address that contradiction.

01:35:53.000 Okay, let's hear you weasel your way out of this one, John.

01:35:59.000 Critical it is that we produce our own energy and create energy independence.

01:36:04.000 I must correct the record heat.

01:36:06.000 Just a second, Mr. Oz.

01:36:07.000 I do want to clarify something.

01:36:09.000 You're saying tonight that you support fracking, that you've always supported fracking, but there is that 2018 interview that you said, quote, I don't support fracking at all.

01:36:19.000 So how do you square the two?

01:36:25.000 I do support fracking, and I support fracking, and I stand, and I do support fracking.

01:36:35.000 Okay.

01:36:36.000 Thank you, Mr. Fetterman.

01:36:37.000 I'm sorry, Lisa.

01:36:39.000 I met someone that met him, and she said he has the weirdest vibe in the world.

01:36:44.000 Like, it's the most uncomfortable, awkward thing.

01:36:47.000 He can't look you in the eyes.

01:36:48.000 It's spooky.

01:36:50.000 You know, basically what happened to his brain.

01:36:53.000 Now, if you look at this, right, let's pretend this is a question, right?

01:36:56.000 Let's say you asked me a question, and that's how this looks, right?

01:36:59.000 So my brain is kind of like this, right?

01:37:02.000 So my brain can squeeze the question, it could manipulate it, right?

01:37:05.000 It could provide what the question is.

01:37:07.000 And now, if you take Vetiman's brain, it's more like this, right?

01:37:09.000 Just kind of two fingers.

01:37:11.000 So if you do that, you can't really squeeze that question down.

01:37:13.000 So basically what we're seeing right there is kind of a failure to do the question.

01:37:20.000 Thank you for that, Dr. Oz.

01:37:22.000 Here he is, just so go to 9-6 first.

01:37:27.000 I guess Doug Mastriano, who is like a, was he a Jersey senator or something?

01:37:32.000 I can't remember who the fuck he is.

01:37:34.000 Oh yeah.

01:37:35.000 And so John Fetterman's whole thing Is that Dr. Oz is not a Pennsylvanian.

01:37:44.000 He just may have had a house there, but he's really from Jersey.

01:37:46.000 And that's why he's friends with Doug Mastriano, who's another Jersey senator.

01:37:51.000 And he's saying they're both Jersey boys.

01:37:55.000 Okay, that's a good allegation.

01:37:57.000 But here he is trying to make that accusation in a debate format.

01:38:01.000 He just yells out Doug's name, 9-5, to do what they wish to do.

01:38:07.000 The abortion decision should be left up to states, and specifically when John Fetterman rolled with Doug Mostriano.

01:38:13.000 When I'm done, I think John, you will have your turn, John.

01:38:15.000 One moment, Mr. Fetterman.

01:38:16.000 Continue, Mr. Speaker.

01:38:17.000 I built these states to do what they wish to do.

01:38:20.000 The abortion decision should be left up.

01:38:22.000 And then finally, we have a good compilation of them, which we may have just already shown.

01:38:28.000 See here.

01:38:30.000 As Lieutenant Governor.

01:38:32.000 Good night, everybody.

01:38:34.000 Mr. Fetterman, I will allow a 15-second rebuttal.

01:38:37.000 He has specifically said you have not paid your taxes and that you want to raise taxes on Americans.

01:38:43.000 How do you respond?

01:38:45.000 Absolutely.

01:38:46.000 The odds rule, of course, he's lying.

01:38:48.000 It was helping two students 17 years ago to help them buy their own homes.

01:38:53.000 They didn't pay the bills and it got her paid. 0.95

01:38:57.000 And it has never been an issue in any of the campaign before.

01:39:02.000 It was all about nonprofit.

01:39:05.000 All right.

01:39:05.000 Thank you, Mr. Fetterman.

01:39:06.000 Continuing with you, Mr. Fetterman.

01:39:08.000 He's worse than Biden.

01:39:09.000 That is an accomplishment.

01:39:10.000 All right.

01:39:12.000 Last week, you released this note from your doctor saying you can work full duty in public office, but you have not released your detailed medical records surrounding your stroke.

01:39:23.000 Mr. Fetterman, it says you're in your medical records that your brain sucks.

01:39:27.000 In the interest of trust, yet again, Gavin, so if we were to look at, let's say, my brain is a hard drive, right?

01:39:33.000 It could store information.

01:39:34.000 It could give you information if you inquire of it.

01:39:36.000 Sorry, Dr. Roz.

01:39:37.000 Sure.

01:39:37.000 I'm going to do the mailbag after this, and I realize I don't have my computer here.

01:39:40.000 I think it's in my office.

01:39:42.000 If you could just continue your analogy, and I'll be listening.

01:39:45.000 Sure.

01:39:46.000 Okay, so let's say this hard drive, right, is my brain.

01:39:49.000 Okay, kind of matches my tie.

01:39:51.000 That's pretty fun, right?

01:39:52.000 So this could input information.

01:39:54.000 It could store information.

01:39:55.000 If you ask of it, hey, you know, please bring this information to me.

01:39:58.000 I can do that for you.

01:39:59.000 I could search through my files.

01:40:00.000 I could pull out something like that, right?

01:40:02.000 I could even copy or paste.

01:40:03.000 So I could impart my information onto you, or I can copy information that you tell me, and now I've retained it, okay?

01:40:09.000 That's a regular working hard drive, right?

01:40:10.000 Lacey, right?

01:40:11.000 It's orange.

01:40:12.000 Now, this would be Fediman's hard drive.

01:40:15.000 You see that?

01:40:16.000 It says retard fuckhead on there. 0.99

01:40:17.000 Boring!

01:40:19.000 Let's get the mailbag going. 0.99

01:40:22.000 Okay.

01:40:24.000 Five, four, three, and mail.

01:40:27.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.

01:40:32.000 Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.

01:40:38.000 Let me touch it.

01:40:38.000 I don't know why you'd step on a bit that you've been...

01:40:43.000 You set that up.

01:40:44.000 You wrote retard fuckhead on that hard drive for me. 1.00

01:40:47.000 It went great.

01:40:49.000 That's why you wrote that on that hard drive.

01:40:51.000 For this gag. 1.00

01:40:54.000 Two years ago.

01:40:59.000 Doodle.

01:41:03.000 Gavin, have you seen this GQ article from 2020 on Fetterman?

01:41:07.000 It is the worst.

01:41:09.000 At least your blue-collar LARPing is funny.

01:41:11.000 Let's see.

01:41:12.000 This is a totally unemployed dude.

01:41:15.000 These aren't pinned, right?

01:41:17.000 That doesn't have...

01:41:21.000 I just put a flag on it now, actually.

01:41:23.000 It's from 11.08 a.m.

01:41:25.000 Got it.

01:41:26.000 I am back.

01:41:27.000 Pennsylvania's Carhartt-wearing lieutenant governor has our vote, says some dumb chick who is easily swayed. 1.00

01:41:33.000 I love this work in Boy Meets World.

01:41:34.000 He's got his...

01:41:41.000 He's got his day glow shit on.

01:41:43.000 His high-viz.

01:41:45.000 He's never had a job.

01:41:46.000 He was the mayor of Braddock out of the blue, and he completely fucked up that shitty town.

01:41:52.000 And now there's barely anyone in it.

01:41:54.000 Everyone left Braddock.

01:41:55.000 He devastated so much.

01:41:57.000 And he's always wearing Carhartt.

01:41:59.000 What a fucking poser.

01:42:00.000 That's a good segue.

01:42:06.000 Joan Donovan at Harvard, just watching your vid about the Penn State talk.

01:42:11.000 This is the fat cartoon lady who did a vid called a lecture called From Fashion to Fascism. 1.00

01:42:19.000 And she became friends with Luke O'Brien years ago, and their first in-person meeting was with someone she called a hacker.

01:42:26.000 Since that event, the Shorenstein Center at Harvard has relied on the worst of the leftist doxers and stalkers.

01:42:34.000 Luke O'Brien from HuffPost went straight to the Shorenstein Center when he got fired from HuffPo.

01:42:40.000 Why did he get fired from HuffPo?

01:42:42.000 Luke O'Brien was the guy who called the Matthew, what's his name, the lawyer from Project Veritas.

01:42:49.000 He called him a Nazi.

01:42:50.000 And then that dude dug deep and found tons of Nazi ties in the elitist O'Brien family.

01:42:56.000 He's a rich kid with a Nazi past.

01:42:59.000 Whoops.

01:43:00.000 That's usually the ones yelling Nazi, by the way.

01:43:05.000 There was talk of Luke and others possibly paying for doxes around 2017, 2018 as well, which is also around the time of their first meeting.

01:43:12.000 One of their first real targets was Ian Linehan, a professor in Germany that made the parody account Progressive Dad.

01:43:18.000 Because he went viral as an ironic leftist, they decided they needed to ruin his career.

01:43:23.000 To this day, O'Brien is still trying to locate him in Germany and has publicly asked for help identifying his wife and kids.

01:43:29.000 It's pretty savage shit, too.

01:43:31.000 They got him fired from everywhere, and they even use his credit cards to make bullshit orders online.

01:43:36.000 It's been years, and it hasn't stopped.

01:43:38.000 Donovan is a ham planet who orbits, who orbit sucks in drifting whose orbit sucks in drifting space trash. 0.92

01:43:46.000 I'm turning into Fetterman.

01:43:47.000 This show's been so long.

01:43:49.000 But she wouldn't have done any actual hacks.

01:43:51.000 She knows people that will.

01:43:53.000 So it's not entirely out of the realm of possibilities.

01:43:55.000 Yeah, that was because I was noticing that she said, I don't have any ideas outside of violence and Hate.

01:44:01.000 And then, in a mass email that went to every Penn State student, it said, I don't have any ideas outside of political violence.

01:44:09.000 So, very similar verbiage.

01:44:11.000 So, I think she somehow hacked in.

01:44:14.000 What does she do? 1.00

01:44:16.000 Is she even a professor at all?

01:44:18.000 Because when I saw that lecture, I thought, I haven't seen a university lecture in like 30 years.

01:44:23.000 I have a feeling that university lectures, for the most part, are absolutely shit.

01:44:32.000 Like complete retardation. 1.00

01:44:34.000 Oh, my God.

01:44:35.000 She's at Harvard.

01:44:37.000 Holy fuck.

01:44:39.000 How the mighty have fallen.

01:44:42.000 Oh, so she's at the same center.

01:44:46.000 Dr. John Donovan, Joan Donovan, is the research director of the Shorenstein Center on Media, Politics, and Public Policy.

01:44:52.000 Dr. Donovan leads the field in examining internet and technology studies, online extremism, media manipulation, and disinformation campaigns.

01:45:02.000 Oh, damn.

01:45:02.000 She's got a cool website, though.

01:45:04.000 Oh, that's awesome.

01:45:05.000 It is really sick.

01:45:06.000 I like that.

01:45:07.000 Where you click the different folders and they come over.

01:45:09.000 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what?

01:45:12.000 Okay.

01:45:13.000 Yikes.

01:45:15.000 Yeesh.

01:45:15.000 She's so fat she's Korean?

01:45:18.000 How does that work?

01:45:21.000 Greetings, G-Dog, Ryan the Faggot, and Maddie the Scary Man who has nothing wrong with him. 1.00

01:45:26.000 On the white ethnomasochism, I'm on board with everything you said on the subject, and it's completely bizarre.

01:45:31.000 A theory I came up with is that we, but mostly the West, are a people of builders.

01:45:36.000 Perhaps the Western world has sort of invented and engineered itself into a corner.

01:45:41.000 What would an artist do once he finally painted all there is to paint?

01:45:46.000 Why would you destroy your paintings and hate painting?

01:45:50.000 Maybe we're in an age where the Western world has reached a temporary plateau of achievement and there's part of us that wants to tear it all down because of a super base level instinct to create because the rest of the world hasn't caught up.

01:46:02.000 Some retards want to burn everything for no reason, but maybe we as a culture want to let them so we can get the thrill of building again. 1.00

01:46:10.000 Interestanteante.

01:46:12.000 That's possible.

01:46:14.000 Weird.

01:46:15.000 But that sort of goes back to what I was saying about the COVID thing.

01:46:18.000 Like 6 million people died.

01:46:21.000 Don't take that out of context and make it a Jewish thing.

01:46:25.000 Let's say 6.1, just so we can't get fucked with.

01:46:28.000 6.1 million people died from COVID.

01:46:31.000 Did that do anything?

01:46:33.000 Like these people that are ruining America are not really ruining America.

01:46:37.000 They're fucking up cities and education, but we're still thriving.

01:46:43.000 So to completely obliterate America so it has to be rebuilt, you'd have to work a lot harder.

01:46:50.000 And does anyone, like Philly's done, the south side of Chicago's done, is there anyone rebuilding it ever?

01:46:56.000 Look at Detroit.

01:46:58.000 How long has it been done for?

01:46:59.000 Since the 70s, I'd say.

01:47:02.000 And no one's rebuilding that.

01:47:06.000 This guy sent us a video on the YouTubes.

01:47:10.000 What's this one called?

01:47:12.000 My thing's all messed up, and the last one I have is 10.48, but I mean 11.08.

01:47:16.000 This is 7.51 a.m.

01:47:18.000 The subject heading is quite well in my career.

01:47:22.000 I still have pressures.

01:47:25.000 But no, no, no, show it because someone's added to it.

01:47:28.000 It's so this reeks of regret.

01:47:33.000 You can hear what she's saying.

01:47:34.000 I'm doing quite well in my career, but I still have pressures.

01:47:38.000 People who are saying, you know, when are you actually going to succeed properly by having a baby?

01:47:44.000 I kind of find that slightly offensive.

01:47:46.000 I'm 38.

01:47:47.000 It's not happening.

01:47:48.000 I feel like I've got through my early 30s without that, without, almost luckily, when I look at what my friends have to deal with with their children.

01:47:57.000 Oh, yeah.

01:47:57.000 I almost feel a little depressed.

01:47:59.000 What do you say to that?

01:48:01.000 Well, I would say that it starts to get pretty lonesome in life after 45 if you don't have a family.

01:48:09.000 And so it's easy to consider the utility of an intense career.

01:48:13.000 And like you have a very high-quality career, too.

01:48:16.000 That's something that marks you out from maybe from, let's say, more typical people.

01:48:22.000 And perhaps that's worth more of a sacrifice.

01:48:25.000 But you're going to live till you're 90 in all likelihood.

01:48:28.000 And it's not easy to consider your life across its entire span.

01:48:33.000 I feel like I'm doing quite well in my career.

01:48:35.000 That was great.

01:48:37.000 Hey, Gav, it makes me feel weird to disagree with you, but I like the caller who suggested you get Hell's Angels for security.

01:48:43.000 Your objection to it happens anyway.

01:48:46.000 They'll call us violent.

01:48:47.000 Okay.

01:48:47.000 Didn't they do that anyway?

01:48:49.000 Altamont was bad for hippies, but was it bad for the Stones?

01:48:53.000 Yeah, I hate the Stones because of Altamont.

01:48:56.000 Let's kick in some teeth. 0.99

01:48:57.000 I'm fucking sick of not kicking teeth in.

01:48:59.000 Can we ever fucking do that ever?

01:49:01.000 When can we fight?

01:49:02.000 We did that.

01:49:04.000 We did that for a while, and we went to jail.

01:49:07.000 And, you know, I was talking to Proud Boys that said, why don't the public, because I said, okay, how about no more rallies and just protecting like Ann Coulter and, you know, female conservatives when they do talks.

01:49:23.000 And they go, how about people handle their own security?

01:49:26.000 I'm sick of going to jail for four years for protecting people.

01:49:31.000 Let's let them figure it out for themselves.

01:49:33.000 You know, like when the superheroes retire, like in the Incredibles, and then society has to live without them?

01:49:39.000 I almost think that we should just keep spitting on people because you got all the ammo in your mouth.

01:49:44.000 You don't got to go anywhere.

01:49:46.000 You can fill up a nerf girl with spit. 1.00

01:49:48.000 I mean, I like that that girl did that. 1.00

01:49:50.000 That makes so much sense.

01:49:51.000 Nobody gets hurt.

01:49:52.000 And we just go around spitting on each other.

01:49:54.000 Who cares?

01:49:55.000 My spit.

01:49:55.000 I mean, and then you can eat some hot sauce.

01:49:57.000 You can have some really disgusting spit. 1.00

01:49:59.000 Yeah.

01:49:59.000 But I mean, I'm talking like real spicy spit.

01:50:02.000 Yeah.

01:50:02.000 You could eat Nickelodeon slime.

01:50:04.000 You could eat silly buddy.

01:50:06.000 When you fight Antifa, the anarchists, you're fighting the government because the government is on their side.

01:50:13.000 And if they win, they get a, or yeah, they get a lawyer to make sure that they don't get prosecuted.

01:50:21.000 And if they lose, they make sure that you go to jail.

01:50:24.000 It's not a fair fight when you're fighting the government.

01:50:26.000 I fought the law and the law won.

01:50:29.000 Okay, last one.

01:50:30.000 She is a 10.

01:50:30.000 There's no denying it.

01:50:31.000 G-Dog and Low T. this woman is a 10. 1.00

01:50:33.000 I'd like to hear your rating.

01:50:35.000 Her outfit's very annoying. 0.98

01:50:38.000 And she looks like she's a midget. 1.00

01:50:40.000 But that is pretty much a perfect face.

01:50:47.000 So, just judging by the head, what do you think, Ryan?

01:50:55.000 Seven feels ridiculously mean.

01:50:56.000 Eight is getting there.

01:50:58.000 Nine feels a little too nice.

01:51:01.000 Eight point something.

01:51:02.000 Eight point four or eight point five.

01:51:06.000 8.5.

01:51:08.000 But the fact that she was sent through Yahoo Mail, that kind of drops her.

01:51:17.000 Oh, wait.

01:51:17.000 I got to do this one last one.

01:51:19.000 It's called Australian Nat Sock Victim Compensation.

01:51:23.000 Boy, Australia's. 0.92

01:51:24.000 Australia's a weird place because it's like the last bastion of masculinity, and you'd think they're conservative, but then they do like insane lockdowns and gun grabs.

01:51:36.000 I know.

01:51:36.000 It is so sick what's happening to those people.

01:51:39.000 They used to be Tasmanian devils.

01:51:41.000 They used to be going around like a tornado, messing things up.

01:51:43.000 Now they're like little koalas.

01:51:45.000 Now they're just like in a pouch, like eating a little bit of bamboo or whatever they eat.

01:51:48.000 It's just, it's terrible, Gavin.

01:51:50.000 Do you think Tasmania is in Australia?

01:51:53.000 I don't know where Tasmania is.

01:51:55.000 I care about America.

01:51:56.000 I care about American values and all these other people that are like, oh, Tasmania, oh, New Zealand.

01:52:00.000 I don't care about any of those places.

01:52:02.000 Those places stank.

01:52:04.000 They stink, Gavin.

01:52:05.000 Okay.

01:52:07.000 It's a little island south of Australia, like New Zealand is.

01:52:13.000 So exempt, today I learned national service, blah, blah, blah.

01:52:17.000 Tax-exempt income can be rent assistance.

01:52:20.000 That's fair.

01:52:21.000 Most payments from the U.S. Okay.

01:52:24.000 I mean, most payments from us, the government, sorry.

01:52:26.000 Compensation for loss or damage of things you own.

01:52:28.000 That makes sense.

01:52:29.000 Child support?

01:52:29.000 Yeah, sure.

01:52:30.000 Okay.

01:52:31.000 Any free board and lodging you get?

01:52:32.000 Okay.

01:52:32.000 Regular payments from a close relative.

01:52:34.000 Okay.

01:52:35.000 Emergency relief or something.

01:52:36.000 Payments as a victim of national socialist persecution.

01:52:41.000 Whoa.

01:52:43.000 So if you get beat up by Nazis, well, they're going to call them proud boys. 0.77

01:52:48.000 So if proud boys beat you up, probably for starting a fight, and you sue them and you win a million dollars, you don't have to pay any tax on it.

01:52:57.000 Like, what dumb broad wrote that fucking gay law? 1.00

01:53:02.000 I wonder, you know how the media always ignores Antifa and everything that they do?

01:53:06.000 You know what's worse than being persecuted and being hated is being ignored.

01:53:12.000 When people, so they might be angrier than they would be if they are acknowledged as a borderline terrorist.

01:53:20.000 Like if the news acknowledged what they did at all, they'd be somewhat satisfied that they have an existence.

01:53:28.000 Antifa?

01:53:28.000 Yeah.

01:53:29.000 They would have, I think they'd be a little less, you know what I mean?

01:53:34.000 Like insane.

01:53:36.000 Yeah, they're all fucking nuts.

01:53:38.000 That's it for today, folks.

01:53:40.000 Have a great weekend and a happy Friday.

01:53:42.000 I like you more than a friend.

01:53:43.000 Yep, you get no final video.

01:53:45.000 Go fudge.

01:53:46.000 Oh, yeah.

01:53:46.000 Sorry, I screwed up.

01:53:47.000 Oh, okay.

01:53:47.000 That's the problem with these super long shows.

01:53:49.000 I turn into John Fetterman at the end.

01:53:52.000 Let's do the final video.

01:53:53.000 Let's do the final video.

01:54:08.000 You know, it'd be funny.

01:54:09.000 What?

01:54:09.000 If you had a big lump on your neck and you're like, I really am turning into John Fetterman.

01:54:16.000 Okay, let's do one, two, five. 0.82

01:54:18.000 We might do more than one video.

01:54:20.000 What the fuck is happening here?

01:54:27.000 Is this a joke?

01:54:30.000 I think I got this from your Twitter feed.

01:54:32.000 Yeah.

01:54:34.000 I like this.

01:54:35.000 Do you know what it is?

01:54:37.000 Nope.

01:54:38.000 No idea.

01:54:39.000 It just looks gross.

01:54:41.000 Looks like H.R. Geiger level stuff.

01:54:45.000 Looks like footage from the game's scorn.

01:54:51.000 So that's weird.

01:54:55.000 And this is weird.

01:54:57.000 129.

01:54:58.000 You got to read the caption to really truly embrace how fucking bizarre and sinister this is.

01:55:05.000 A parasitic worm has turned this snail into a zombie that mimics caterpillars, so it will be eaten by a bird where it can reproduce inside its gastrointestinal tract.

01:55:16.000 Does this bother you to look at as much as it does me?

01:55:20.000 No, I'm fascinated.

01:55:22.000 Something about it feels like painful.

01:55:24.000 Or when somebody talks about like putting your balls in a vice and tightening until they like.

01:55:28.000 The snail's dead.

01:55:30.000 That's just a shell.

01:55:31.000 It looks like...

01:55:37.000 And I assume they're not all going to live when the bird grabs them.

01:55:41.000 Like, two of your boys are going to die.

01:55:45.000 So the other parasitic worms can live inside the bird.

01:55:51.000 Then the bird's going to die.

01:55:52.000 Now what do you do?

01:55:53.000 You're just a death thing.

01:55:55.000 Wait, can't you just wriggle around on the ground and a bird will pick you up?

01:55:59.000 Right.

01:55:59.000 I guess the birds figured that out and now they have to take over eels.

01:56:03.000 Okay.

01:56:03.000 Eels.

01:56:06.000 Snails.

01:56:07.000 Snails.

01:56:08.000 This one you've all seen a million times, but I was looking for it for a while, and it's just a fun way to end the weekend.

01:56:15.000 I mean, and start the weekend.

01:56:18.000 Good night, everybody.

01:56:19.000 Hi.

01:56:20.000 126.

01:56:22.000 I know you've seen this a hundred times, but I just love it.

01:56:27.000 These buckets are filled with grapes.

01:56:29.000 What kind of grapes?

01:56:30.000 Oh, wow.

01:56:30.000 These are filled with chamberson grapes.

01:56:32.000 And the winner this Saturday, who stomps the most juice, will actually win an overnight stay here at Shadow Along.

01:56:37.000 You ready?

01:56:38.000 You ready to try it?

01:56:39.000 Yeah, sure.

01:56:39.000 Let's go.

01:56:40.000 Disgusting.

01:56:42.000 Give us a 30-second time.

01:56:43.000 Here we go.

01:56:44.000 So what's the deal here?

01:56:45.000 There's a contested stomp, and how are you measuring who does the best stomping?

01:56:51.000 Whoever stomps the most juice wins an overnight stay, but it's not the only thing you can do.

01:56:55.000 He's getting an overnight stay at the old hospital.

01:56:58.000 Hello.

01:56:58.000 All right.

01:56:59.000 And if you win, you get to stay in shutter lawn.

01:57:02.000 And what else do you have going on here?

01:57:03.000 We have a great stumpy point of space.

01:57:05.000 come and spend the day listening to live music, eating international foods, having wine tours and tasting, vineyard tours, seminars, arts and crafts.

01:57:14.000 It's a lot of fun, a whole day.

01:57:16.000 Stop.

01:57:18.000 Oh, stop.

01:57:20.000 Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

01:57:22.000 Oh, oh, I can't.

01:57:23.000 Ow, ow, ow, oh, ow, stop. 0.86

01:57:25.000 I can't stop.

01:57:29.000 I can't breathe.

01:57:30.000 Oh, stop.

01:57:31.000 Ooh, ooh. 0.64

01:57:32.000 Did you ever point out the fact that she was trying to cheat?

01:57:35.000 Yes.

01:57:36.000 I'm aware of the gag.

01:57:37.000 But go back.

01:57:37.000 You missed the two people pretending to care.

01:57:41.000 Oh, oh, I can't.

01:57:42.000 Ow, ow, ow. 1.00

01:57:44.000 Ow, stop. 0.59

01:57:44.000 Oh, stop. 0.59

01:57:45.000 Oh, oh, oh.

01:57:47.000 Oh, I can't breathe.

01:57:49.000 Stop.

01:57:52.000 Oh, no.

01:57:53.000 Oh, dear.

01:57:53.000 I think she's actually hurt.

01:57:55.000 No, I think she is.

01:57:56.000 Yeah, she's hurt.

01:57:56.000 She took a hard fall off there.

01:57:59.000 Gosh, I hope she's okay.

01:58:01.000 Okay, we're going to make sure she is.

01:58:03.000 We'll try and check on her and get back to you as soon as we can.

01:58:05.000 We'll be back right after this.

01:58:08.000 That was oof.

01:58:10.000 I served.

01:58:10.000 You know Dire Maker by Led Zeppelin?

01:58:13.000 Someone made that song with her.

01:58:16.000 So it's like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

01:58:19.000 You don't have to go.

01:58:21.000 Oh, oh, oh, oh.

01:58:26.000 I'm trying to look for it.

01:58:27.000 It's really deep into the internet.

01:58:30.000 Sorry, I interrupted Dinesh earlier.

01:58:33.000 What were you going to say, Dinesh?

01:58:35.000 Oh, basically that she was cheating and trying to get a few extra stomps in before it was Dover. 1.00

01:58:47.000 Thank you, Dinesh.

01:58:48.000 Thank you, guys.

01:58:49.000 Have a fun weekend and get fired.

01:58:52.000 Get in trouble.

01:58:52.000 Be brave and never stop fighting.

01:59:07.000 But I won't be abilitating.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - October 28, 2022

S04E179 - ROOM 13B

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