Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S04E29 - STOP TALKING ABOUT AOC'S DRESS

00:00:48.000 That was AJ's Nobel Prize for Winning Humans Nobel Prize winning for humans remix featuring little KC by the remix brothers.

00:01:00.000 Fun little diddy about Alex Jones fucking with Cooper.

00:01:08.000 We have a late start today because Ryan was two hours late.

00:01:12.000 I know he has a baby on the way in just over a month, but he seems to think that losing his job is not a big deal.

00:01:22.000 I find that strange.

00:01:25.000 I would have a sense of urgency if I had a baby on the way.

00:01:29.000 I'd be nervous.

00:01:30.000 I definitely wouldn't nap after waking up in the morning.

00:01:36.000 But I guess you think it's a good idea to nap.

00:01:39.000 No, I did not think it was a good idea to nap.

00:01:42.000 I just, I did.

00:01:43.000 I fell asleep multiple times yesterday.

00:01:46.000 Fell asleep after work.

00:01:49.000 You told me if you could hang around the studio for a bit and wait for somebody to drop something off.

00:01:54.000 So I was like, okay.

00:01:55.000 Conked out.

00:01:56.000 Went back home, ate, conked out again.

00:02:00.000 And no problem going back to sleep at like a normal time.

00:02:04.000 And then overslept from then to now.

00:02:07.000 But wait a minute.

00:02:07.000 So when did you go to bed last night?

00:02:10.000 About 2-ish.

00:02:11.000 Like that's my normal time.

00:02:13.000 Just about.

00:02:14.000 That's like the later end of my normal time.

00:02:16.000 Okay, but you said you ate and conked out.

00:02:18.000 Yeah, so I fell asleep for hours, woke up about 10.30-ish.

00:02:25.000 So did my wife.

00:02:26.000 And then she went back to sleep at like a normal time.

00:02:28.000 She's pregnant, so she can go to bed whenever. 1.00

00:02:29.000 Yeah, but that's not what adults do.

00:02:31.000 Adults don't go to bed and then wake up at 10 and then stay up till 2 and then have another whatever hour's sleep.

00:02:38.000 True.

00:02:39.000 And then go to bed again in the morning.

00:02:41.000 That's what you do when you're 19, you just moved out and you're just partying.

00:02:45.000 You don't give a shit.

00:02:46.000 Yeah, I would even argue that the 19-year-old body wouldn't allow for that much sleep to occur.

00:02:51.000 So I'm concerned a little bit.

00:02:52.000 I'm hoping there's something wrong with me.

00:02:54.000 And so that way I'm not just...

00:02:56.000 But why wouldn't you have an alarm set?

00:02:58.000 Like, I don't understand this morning's nap.

00:03:00.000 That's true.

00:03:01.000 This morning...

00:03:02.000 No, I didn't nap this morning, but...

00:03:04.000 Yes, you did.

00:03:04.000 You woke up at 12.45 p.m.

00:03:07.000 But it went from sleep to a nap?

00:03:09.000 All right, so I did a nap after the sleep, but I did sleep from 2 till 12.30-ish?

00:03:20.000 2 to 12.30-ish?

00:03:22.000 Yeah.

00:03:24.000 No, you called me at 12.45.

00:03:26.000 You had just woken up that second.

00:03:27.000 So you slept from 2 to 12.30.

00:03:31.000 What's that, 10 hours?

00:03:33.000 Is it?

00:03:34.000 Yeah.

00:03:36.000 So that's not normal for me.

00:03:38.000 And I'm trying to figure out why that is.

00:03:40.000 Well, you said that now that you have health care, you're going to get another Lyme disease test.

00:03:44.000 Yeah, we just got health care.

00:03:45.000 We have to get the insurance cards in the mail coming up soon.

00:03:48.000 And I'm praying that I have COVID.

00:03:49.000 I'm like, what's a good excuse to have slept that much?

00:03:52.000 Because this is retarded. 1.00

00:03:53.000 I've been in good health for a while.

00:03:54.000 I've been sleeping pretty decent, waking up before my electronic.

00:03:58.000 Don't you take these super caffeinated things before you work out?

00:04:02.000 So I was planning to work out yesterday.

00:04:03.000 I didn't have the energy to do it.

00:04:04.000 So I was like, let me just, I'll just rest.

00:04:06.000 Maybe it's the fucking flight, the drinking, the I think I snorted yeast.

00:04:13.000 So I'm 51.

00:04:14.000 I was fully recovered last night.

00:04:16.000 True.

00:04:17.000 You're 31?

00:04:18.000 Yeah.

00:04:19.000 So you shouldn't still be suffering on a Tuesday on a Tuesday from a party weekend.

00:04:25.000 Yeah, that's why I'm concerned.

00:04:28.000 All right.

00:04:29.000 Well.

00:04:31.000 I have diarrhea, and it's still bubbling in there.

00:04:34.000 I didn't get the shit before the show because I said, let's go.

00:04:37.000 We got to rock.

00:04:38.000 Yeah, I'm not really into continuing to wait another few hours for your various bodily functions.

00:04:43.000 It would have been a multiple hours.

00:04:44.000 They worked themselves out.

00:04:47.000 I have a lot to talk about today, but before we do, I want to have some fun.

00:04:51.000 And if this was Vice Magazine, I would stick this at the front to sort of gently lull people.

00:04:59.000 It sounds like I'm trying to brainwash them.

00:05:01.000 Gently ease people into heavy thinking.

00:05:04.000 This is one of the coolest things I've ever seen.

00:05:08.000 Leaving this behind for future tenants to find and freak out.

00:05:13.000 Now, I'm really impressed at the cut.

00:05:19.000 I guess that's something they do in the UK.

00:05:22.000 Over to that plug. 0.99

00:05:24.000 Let me see the other plug.

00:05:25.000 Okay, so that's a weird plug.

00:05:27.000 It still looks pretty American, though.

00:05:29.000 Old-fashioned American. 0.58

00:05:31.000 Before we had three prongs.

00:05:33.000 But yeah, he cut that perfectly.

00:05:37.000 And then he built a little room in there.

00:05:41.000 Which I wonder if he did that after the fact.

00:05:44.000 Or is that whole wall post silly little room?

00:05:49.000 Because you could build the room, stick it behind the wall from the other side.

00:05:52.000 That'd be a lot easier.

00:05:55.000 And he's got a keyboard in there, plain.

00:05:58.000 I wonder how long...

00:06:00.000 Ooh, that would be cool if the power supply from the home goes directly into those lights so it just lasts forever.

00:06:06.000 Oh, yeah.

00:06:07.000 Be good if you put a little mini camera in there too so you could see a reaction.

00:06:11.000 This is a major work of art.

00:06:14.000 But maybe it'll never be discovered.

00:06:16.000 Because if it looks exactly like a plug, they just go, oh, this plug doesn't work.

00:06:20.000 Then maybe they'd call the electrician and then he'd discover it.

00:06:23.000 That'd be funny if it was some immigrant, you know, Guatemalan electrician that just opens it. 0.81

00:06:29.000 Oh, there's a thing in there, just breaks it all out and puts the cords in.

00:06:32.000 Didn't even notice.

00:06:37.000 All right, that's enough fun news.

00:06:38.000 Time to get fucking serious.

00:06:40.000 Ready?

00:06:42.000 I don't like this shit.

00:06:43.000 AOC's dress.

00:06:45.000 I don't like that we're all talking about it.

00:06:47.000 It's the number one and the number two story in the country right now that AOC dared to wear Attacks the Rich shirt, sorry, dress to the Met Gala.

00:07:00.000 She makes $175K a year.

00:07:02.000 The gala's $35,000, a ticket.

00:07:06.000 She obviously got in for free.

00:07:07.000 That doesn't matter.

00:07:11.000 And the sort of takeaway is that it's like the Hassan Piker thing that we had on a couple weeks ago where he said, eat the rich on his shirt with his weird hot topic outfits.

00:07:21.000 And then he just bought a $3 million house.

00:07:23.000 He was genuinely embarrassed by that.

00:07:26.000 And I believe he did a bunch of PR to cover it up.

00:07:30.000 Remember, there was the promoted story on Twitter talking about how great he is and how that controversy didn't matter.

00:07:37.000 This is different.

00:07:39.000 She wants us to talk about this.

00:07:42.000 This is called fuck you.

00:07:45.000 This is called the elites.

00:07:47.000 And I think, I'm differing about this now.

00:07:52.000 Pan billionaires, but not millionaires.

00:07:56.000 There's a lot of things going on here at once.

00:07:58.000 One is there are, like I sent you another email recently, Ryan, with that cute little Asian-looking chick who had the same thing, and she was also the same bullshit hedonist. 0.88

00:08:10.000 There's those dummy, small, small-scale losers who say, eat the rich and are rich, right?

00:08:19.000 That's one thing.

00:08:20.000 We make fun of them.

00:08:20.000 It's not a big deal.

00:08:22.000 It shouldn't take up more than a minute of your day.

00:08:25.000 Then we have a whole other echelon at the top.

00:08:29.000 And they are fully aware of what they're doing.

00:08:34.000 They are fully aware of how ostentatious it is.

00:08:38.000 And they love it.

00:08:40.000 So within that group is politicians who don't wear their masks when they're not on camera.

00:08:46.000 And then we catch them not on camera.

00:08:48.000 I'm changing my mind about this.

00:08:50.000 I used to think they were just inept, like when Gavin Newsom had that big party or when Obama has his big thing at Martha's Vineyard, his super spreader events.

00:09:00.000 I used to think that they were just assholes who were inept.

00:09:04.000 But I'm changing my mind now.

00:09:06.000 They're flaunting it.

00:09:08.000 They're rubbing it in your face.

00:09:10.000 And they're saying, yeah, I am having a party in Martha's Vineyard and I'm not wearing a mask.

00:09:15.000 You know why?

00:09:16.000 Because I'm better than you.

00:09:18.000 So for us to sit here and incessantly talk about her dress, which I'll admit I'm doing right now, is to play into her hands.

00:09:25.000 This is a let-themeat cake moment, folks.

00:09:28.000 You were being ridiculed.

00:09:31.000 So when you say, hey, you're actually rich, this is hypocrisy.

00:09:37.000 She's fully aware of that.

00:09:39.000 Her fans are die-hard fans.

00:09:42.000 They are ecological socialists.

00:09:44.000 That's all fake.

00:09:45.000 It's all, here's the keyword, fashion.

00:09:49.000 This is all fashion.

00:09:50.000 This is Sid Vicious wearing a swastika on his t-shirt.

00:09:54.000 This is the irony of the Sex Pistols in general, the great rock and roll swindle.

00:09:59.000 And no, I'm not ashamed of my air quotes anymore.

00:10:01.000 They're effective.

00:10:02.000 She wants us to be talking about this.

00:10:05.000 Or more importantly, she doesn't give a shit.

00:10:07.000 We're playing right into her hands by saying, hey, hey, you're being hypocritical.

00:10:13.000 Yes, I'm a hypocrite.

00:10:15.000 Fuck you.

00:10:17.000 In a way, I'm very reluctantly admitting this, but it's kind of punk rock.

00:10:23.000 Because her fans will be her fans no matter what.

00:10:25.000 And her enemies will be her enemies no matter what.

00:10:27.000 We're in the American divorce.

00:10:28.000 There's no more debating things.

00:10:29.000 There's no more exposing hypocrisy to that, at least to that class of people.

00:10:34.000 So we're playing into her hands.

00:10:37.000 Go to 1-3.

00:10:42.000 AOC wears a dress.

00:10:43.000 See, this is being so literal.

00:10:47.000 She has a luxury apartment housing two gyms.

00:10:50.000 This is my thing.

00:10:52.000 That when you do that and you say, this is why it's hypocritical, you are playing into her hands.

00:10:58.000 She's flaunting it. 1.00

00:11:01.000 Like, this is like someone's telling you to fuck off.

00:11:03.000 And then you saying, fuck off, comes from the word fuck, which is an expletive for unlawful carnal knowledge.

00:11:10.000 It's an insult.

00:11:11.000 And by her saying, fuck off to us, she's telling us to get lost and scram.

00:11:15.000 And she's also saying she doesn't like us.

00:11:17.000 Correct.

00:11:19.000 You're not uncovering any deep, dark truths here.

00:11:23.000 So there's just a million memes mocking her, like 1-4.

00:11:29.000 You can't mock someone that's making fun of you.

00:11:32.000 The joke's on us.

00:11:34.000 Oh, you already showed that.

00:11:35.000 1-5?

00:11:39.000 Build the wall.

00:11:40.000 See, there's no hypocrisy with Joy there.

00:11:44.000 What's her name again?

00:11:45.000 Joyvia?

00:11:47.000 Yeah.

00:11:47.000 She wants us to build a wall.

00:11:50.000 And then there's someone carefully photoshopping a Chick-fil-A bag on her because it looks familiar.

00:11:55.000 No, dude.

00:11:56.000 Stop.

00:11:59.000 Stop.

00:12:01.000 The build the wall thing is totally different.

00:12:03.000 Joy Via isn't mocking anyone.

00:12:06.000 She's not trivializing anyone.

00:12:09.000 What's 1.5?

00:12:09.000 Did you do one?

00:12:10.000 That's her apartment. 0.99

00:12:11.000 1.6?

00:12:15.000 Like, when you show AOC's outfits and the cost of them, you're advertising for AOC.

00:12:24.000 She doesn't really want to save the environment.

00:12:27.000 She's having fun in City Hall.

00:12:29.000 She's a barmaid, an upper-middle-class barmaid who had a great life, not in the Bronx, but in upstate New York. 0.81

00:12:36.000 She's making fine money, having a party as a barmaid. 1.00

00:12:40.000 The fashion at the time was to become woke and environmental.

00:12:45.000 So she pursued that fashion.

00:12:47.000 And here she is at a fashion show.

00:12:50.000 It's essentially a fashion show.

00:12:52.000 And flaunting around.

00:12:53.000 Everyone's wearing their silly little outfits.

00:12:54.000 And she gets the most attention. 0.58

00:12:56.000 So she wins.

00:12:58.000 That's the point of it.

00:13:01.000 Like, this is Studio 54 stuff.

00:13:04.000 This is not political gain stuff.

00:13:06.000 All the shit she says when she's on Adderall, all her rants about saving the world, are all fake, a lie.

00:13:12.000 This one's good.

00:13:19.000 You see?

00:13:21.000 All her people are loving it.

00:13:22.000 Now, Kim Kardashian walked in wearing, promoting her ex-husband's album, Donde Donda.

00:13:31.000 Donda.

00:13:32.000 And she was wearing all black with her face covered black because that's her new thing is being all black. 1.00

00:13:37.000 That was cool.

00:13:38.000 That was funny.

00:13:40.000 But she was outdone by AOC, who incorporated hypocrisy into her outfit. 1.00

00:13:46.000 And we all fell for it.

00:13:47.000 And we're all talking about it.

00:13:49.000 So in a way, I'm kind of happy.

00:13:52.000 Yeah, see, that's what the Met Gala is about.

00:13:55.000 It's about pretending to be charity, but really flaunting that you're rich enough to be able to give away tens of thousands of dollars on a lark.

00:14:02.000 They don't care what the charity is.

00:14:04.000 And AOC beat them at their own game.

00:14:08.000 So I used to say that when you catch these people without a mask, there was some sort of revelation that they had been caught.

00:14:17.000 Obama, Gavin Newsom, Nancy Pelosi, all these people, when they don't wear masks, they are totally aware of it and they could give less of a shit.

00:14:26.000 And that might be a new development.

00:14:27.000 I mean, Nancy Pelosi seemed pretty defensive when that whole hair salon thing happened, but not anymore. 0.95

00:14:34.000 No.

00:14:36.000 They don't care anymore.

00:14:40.000 What do we think of those tits? 1.00

00:14:41.000 Probably fake, right?

00:14:46.000 No, thanks.

00:14:47.000 I don't want your fake tits. 1.00

00:14:50.000 Now, if we were really good at our jobs and we really wanted to help America by reporting on the news...

00:14:57.000 I haven't cut my hair in weeks, by the way.

00:14:59.000 I hope you're noticing.

00:15:02.000 This is what we should be talking about.

00:15:04.000 Fentanyl.

00:15:07.000 Now, this woman is talking about her fentanyl facts.

00:15:10.000 You're going to have to zoom out.

00:15:13.000 And I just, I see what could be a beautiful woman, a great mom.

00:15:18.000 She appears to be relatively intelligent.

00:15:21.000 And this is a woman discussing her death.

00:15:23.000 She died.

00:15:25.000 They brought her back to life, but she died.

00:15:27.000 And why doesn't the news go near this?

00:15:29.000 Fentanyl is chemical warfare.

00:15:32.000 China has declared war on us.

00:15:35.000 Again, if they were sending air balloons, which they've done, they did this in Japan.

00:15:39.000 If they were sending air balloons across the ocean and they would pop over American soil and fall down and kill 20 people a day, we'd say this is an act of war, right?

00:15:50.000 That is what they're doing.

00:15:51.000 When these DEA agents pick up fentanyl, they wear hazmat suits.

00:15:55.000 They look like they're picking up radiation.

00:15:58.000 I talked to a fireman the other day.

00:15:59.000 I talked into him.

00:16:01.000 And he had two fentanyl overdoses last week.

00:16:06.000 But no, let's fall into AOC's fashion trap.

00:16:10.000 So look at this cute Jewish lady who had a future. 1.00

00:16:15.000 Chaik12, Chapel 12, here we are with Jessica.

00:16:18.000 Good morning.

00:16:20.000 It's afternoon for most people.

00:16:22.000 And I think it's nighttime on the East Coast if you're over there.

00:16:26.000 So wanted to ask you a question.

00:16:28.000 You know, there's so much changeover from heroin to fentanyl, from meth to fentanyl, crack to fentanyl.

00:16:35.000 Everybody does fentanyl.

00:16:36.000 What does fentanyl feel like?

00:16:38.000 The first time I did it, like, okay, I died.

00:16:44.000 The first time I did it, I overdosed, I died.

00:16:46.000 I thought it was crack, and I put $20 worth of fentanyl in my pipe and hit it all in one hit.

00:16:51.000 And in a matter of three seconds, everything happened all at once.

00:16:54.000 And I felt that near-death experience that people talk about.

00:16:59.000 But I mean, did it make you high?

00:17:01.000 I mean, were you highlighting that?

00:17:03.000 You forced the rush of the drug.

00:17:05.000 What was that like?

00:17:07.000 It was this rush up my spine and an explosion in the back of my head, and my muscles got all tingly.

00:17:12.000 And then it was an abyss of nothing.

00:17:15.000 A weightlessness abyss of everything.

00:17:19.000 In a comparison to a good feeling, that's what was a great feeling.

00:17:24.000 But in reality, it felt like nothing because that's what it was.

00:17:30.000 Nothing.

00:17:31.000 So the euphoria.

00:17:32.000 It's a basic feeling.

00:17:33.000 So the euphoria, you don't really know how long that lasted, though.

00:17:38.000 It could have lasted eight Narcans to get me back to life, and I was asleep for eight hours after that.

00:17:44.000 The cops kept checking on me to make sure I was alive.

00:17:47.000 And then they finally woke me up eight hours later when their shift was about to end.

00:17:50.000 Said, you got to get up now.

00:17:51.000 The next shift isn't going to let you sleep.

00:17:53.000 Eight Narcans is a lot of, basically speed.

00:17:56.000 So they gave her a ton of speed to revive her. 0.99

00:17:59.000 And those are opioid blockers, too.

00:18:01.000 She still managed to sleep eight hours on eight things of Narcan.

00:18:08.000 So did the Narcan put you to sleep or did it sober you up?

00:18:12.000 No, the drug kept me asleep.

00:18:14.000 The Narcan brought me back to life, but it was so intense on my system, how much I did, and it was the first time I had done it.

00:18:21.000 I was so against it at the time.

00:18:23.000 And that just turned me onto it.

00:18:25.000 All of a sudden, like that feeling, I chased that high and that feeling.

00:18:32.000 After that, for so long, I kept telling myself, I'm going to do it.

00:18:36.000 I'm just going to not hold my hit in as long or take as big of a hit because I want that feeling.

00:18:41.000 But every time I took a hit, I would overdose.

00:18:44.000 We're going to go to two.

00:18:49.000 Yeah, that was one of three.

00:18:50.000 We won't watch them all.

00:18:52.000 You know what hit she's looking for?

00:18:54.000 Motherhood.

00:18:55.000 Love.

00:18:57.000 I'm going to get to this later on, but Owen Benjamin's new documentary is out, and it's really good.

00:19:03.000 I tried to get him on the show, but he's so rural that I'll get a call saying, hey, can no one come on the show?

00:19:09.000 I'll go, sure, how about now?

00:19:10.000 And then 48 hours later, I'll get, sorry, just getting this.

00:19:14.000 How about now?

00:19:15.000 Yes, okay.

00:19:16.000 All right, let me get back to you.

00:19:18.000 He's very anti-internet, which also means he doesn't get back to you very fast.

00:19:22.000 You ever see this where the cop touches the fentanyl and overdoses and his buddy has to save his life with Narcan?

00:19:28.000 No.

00:19:28.000 It's pretty tense.

00:19:30.000 Trucks.

00:19:32.000 Yeah, it's a powder.

00:19:33.000 Cocaine or powder.

00:19:34.000 It took two seconds to get it.

00:19:37.000 That stuff's no joke, dude.

00:19:38.000 It's super dangerous.

00:19:39.000 I was like, hey, dude, too close.

00:19:41.000 You can't get that close to it.

00:19:42.000 A couple seconds later, he took some steps back and he collapsed.

00:19:49.000 I ran over to him and I grabbed him and he was Odin.

00:19:56.000 And went to my trunk, sick of the Narcan, came down to him, grabbed him, and I took one.

00:20:06.000 Open the other one.

00:20:07.000 Another nasal spray in the other one.

00:20:10.000 I remember just not feeling right, and then I fall back.

00:20:15.000 And I think after that, I'm going to buy some smartphone.

00:20:27.000 You can't breathe.

00:20:28.000 It was in an incident.

00:20:28.000 It's as though, like, my lungs just locked up.

00:20:31.000 I couldn't breathe.

00:20:33.000 I was trying to gasp for breath, but I couldn't breathe at all.

00:20:37.000 Yeah, that's what it does.

00:20:38.000 It relaxes you so much, your lungs forget to breathe.

00:20:43.000 Go back to the other chick, the cute Jew. 1.00

00:20:50.000 Maybe she'll get a little more interesting.

00:20:52.000 So it's two, a three.

00:20:56.000 Go to this guy's page.

00:21:05.000 Okay, maybe it's one of these.

00:21:07.000 It's one of three.

00:21:09.000 Maybe he doesn't know how to work the internet.

00:21:12.000 All right, that's enough of that.

00:21:14.000 Here's another thing that the news isn't talking about that's much more important than AOC's Chick-fil-A, fuck you.

00:21:22.000 Stop me if I mention this already, but I think this is one of the biggest articles of the year.

00:21:28.000 The Constitution has been declared harmful content.

00:21:32.000 The National Archives posts harmful content warning on Constitution, Declaration of Independence, other founding documents.

00:21:42.000 Now, I went, I bet that's abroad, because I'm a sexist.

00:21:46.000 And I ran and looked up the head of the National Archives, and it's actually a dude.

00:21:52.000 But maybe abroad made him do it.

00:21:53.000 I can't be wrong.

00:21:54.000 That's not possible.

00:21:55.000 But go back to that.

00:21:58.000 Let's read it.

00:22:01.000 National Archives and Records Administration determined recently that America's founding documents may be harmful or difficult for some users to view since they reflect, quote-unquote, outdated.

00:22:12.000 Yeah, I would imagine something from 1776 is outdated.

00:22:17.000 Biased, offensive, and possibly violent views and opinions.

00:22:21.000 In order to caution readers before they access digital copies of the offensive documents, which of course include the Declaration of Independence, the Constitution, the Bill of Rights, NARA has plastered a harmful language alert.

00:22:35.000 Their change to preserve and make available is blah, blah, blah.

00:22:38.000 Wait, go down there.

00:22:38.000 Something about being ableist.

00:22:41.000 Oh, yeah.

00:22:44.000 Look how annoying that layout is.

00:22:46.000 This is a real problem with the internet over print.

00:22:51.000 They just randomly, the computer jams ads into your article and videos that have nothing to do with it.

00:22:59.000 You'd never do that in a magazine.

00:23:02.000 Like that special thing should have a whole black tab that sort of pulls out.

00:23:08.000 I mean, it could maybe appear if you drag your mouse over it or something.

00:23:11.000 But look, the agency notes that some items may special.

00:23:15.000 Don't miss out.

00:23:15.000 Like, what the fuck?

00:23:17.000 It's almost as bad as Gateway Pundit.

00:23:22.000 Some items may reflect racist, sexist, ableist, misogynistic slash misogynoire.

00:23:30.000 That's a new one.

00:23:31.000 Is that racist against black women? 1.00

00:23:33.000 I've never heard misogynoir before.

00:23:36.000 And xenophobic opinions and attitudes.

00:23:39.000 It might be discriminatory toward or exclude diverse views on sexuality.

00:23:44.000 It might exclude diverse views on sexuality.

00:23:47.000 Gender, religion, and more.

00:23:49.000 Include graphic content of historical events such as violent death, medical procedures, crime, war, blah, blah, blah.

00:23:55.000 Graphic content demonstrate bias and exclusion in institutional collecting and digitization policies.

00:24:05.000 I know I got the date wrong and wrong in the Bill of Rights, whatever that was.

00:24:08.000 That was 1800s, I guess.

00:24:10.000 You called it a massage noir.

00:24:15.000 Black woman. 0.99

00:24:17.000 The opposite is true in modern America.

00:24:19.000 We have whatever the opposite of massage noir is.

00:24:22.000 Black women experience the most privilege in this country. 0.97

00:24:25.000 Oh, really?

00:24:25.000 They're the most poor.

00:24:26.000 I don't fucking care.

00:24:27.000 That's not what I said.

00:24:29.000 As far as being handled with kid gloves, you cannot beat black women. 1.00

00:24:34.000 Which is why yesterday we discussed Amber Ruffin.

00:24:38.000 And she's got such a successful, successful career.

00:24:41.000 What's the matter with my fucking enunciation these days?

00:24:52.000 Okay, that's not important.

00:24:53.000 I'm not talking about that.

00:24:55.000 Also an important news item, more important than AOC and her Chick-fil-A dress, is the Canadian media.

00:25:05.000 Ezra Levant is amazing.

00:25:06.000 He's doing a fantastic job.

00:25:08.000 He was told he could not attend this press conference for millions of Canadians about vaccines.

00:25:15.000 And he sued the government and won.

00:25:19.000 So they said, okay, okay, you can come.

00:25:22.000 Now, the government was profoundly embarrassed by this.

00:25:24.000 They came up with a decree and then were forced to override themselves.

00:25:29.000 So the solution was the following.

00:25:31.000 You don't need to hear this whole question, but you can probably start even now.

00:25:39.000 Nice job.

00:25:54.000 My question is: more Canadians have a vaccine.

00:26:11.000 And to review the obligations of the Prime Minister or the Committee.

00:26:30.000 You know what I just realized about Quebecois?

00:26:32.000 You know how my dad, because his accent normally, if he's asleep, talking to sleep, is like, and no one understands him, which is why he has that how out of my boy.

00:26:44.000 Absolutely eow one mabai. 0.77

00:26:47.000 They over-enunciate.

00:26:48.000 And Quebecois do that too, because their normal accent is like, bon, quetz fait, bon eh, enva es just my grandsement tabonnac de godis.

00:26:56.000 And no one understands that.

00:26:57.000 So that's why she's like, on plus yière des foi en va trouvet la vaccine.

00:27:05.000 She has to like carve the words into your ear so you understand them.

00:27:10.000 Of course, Justin Trudeau grew up French, so he understands her, and he understands that the rebel doesn't like him.

00:27:18.000 And that's not acceptable because he is a spoiled brat megalomaniac who spent millions upon millions, I think $7 million helping out print media because they're dying and he wants to help the economy.

00:27:32.000 You know what that means, of course?

00:27:33.000 I'm paying you to write nice things about me.

00:27:37.000 And Ezra worked out.

00:27:38.000 He goes, there's not that many people in the media.

00:27:40.000 We're a country of what, like 40 million people, 50 million people.

00:27:44.000 I forget the population of Canada.

00:27:47.000 It ends up being about 60 grand per person in media.

00:27:51.000 And that includes the sound guy holding the boom at the CBC.

00:27:56.000 And so when Rebel comes along and says, can we have some of that money?

00:27:59.000 He says, no, because it's a bribe.

00:28:04.000 What a fucking joke.

00:28:05.000 My kids are all back in school.

00:28:07.000 They're all wearing masks.

00:28:10.000 All day at school.

00:28:12.000 Lunch, they're allowed to go to certain areas.

00:28:15.000 The kids, my youngest kid is nine now, eight or nine.

00:28:20.000 He is outside with other little tiny kids playing with a fucking mask on.

00:28:27.000 Kids.

00:28:28.000 You know why?

00:28:28.000 Because they could give it to these fat pig teachers who are constantly indulging themselves.

00:28:33.000 I saw them at this local brunch spot near my kids' old school.

00:28:38.000 And they're just like, the place is insanely overpriced.

00:28:42.000 It's $15 for a piece of avocado toast and an egg somewhere.

00:28:46.000 And they're just there hoarding stuffing their big fat faces. 0.64

00:28:50.000 They're all overweight.

00:28:52.000 They're all overweight.

00:28:54.000 Without exception.

00:28:55.000 Maybe the Chinese teacher is the only exception. 1.00

00:28:59.000 And as they indulge themselves, our children have to tiptoe around them in masks lest they get these self-indulgent heifers ill. 1.00

00:29:08.000 What a fucking joke.

00:29:10.000 They're taking away our children's youth.

00:29:13.000 They're taking away their childhood.

00:29:15.000 What a crime this is.

00:29:17.000 But yeah, let's focus on the Chick-fil-A dress.

00:29:23.000 All right, that's enough of me ranting.

00:29:25.000 Let's jump over to my pet Bide. 1.00

00:29:28.000 My favorite subject.

00:29:31.000 Biden.

00:29:32.000 On him I can depend my pet.

00:29:35.000 Biden.

00:29:36.000 A monster of the president.

00:29:38.000 He's big and foolish.

00:29:40.000 Sleepy.

00:29:40.000 But a friendly monster too.

00:29:43.000 My pet.

00:29:44.000 Biden.

00:29:44.000 Wait, what?

00:29:45.000 That doesn't rhyme.

00:29:49.000 That'll be weird after Ryan's fired and we have his face in all our interstitials.

00:29:56.000 That'll be awkward.

00:29:58.000 I wouldn't fire you if it was a medical condition, of course, and you were just like walking on your way to work and you collapsed and fell.

00:30:06.000 But like to go to bed when you're remotely tired.

00:30:10.000 Everyone's tired after dinner or tired after a few drinks.

00:30:12.000 To indulge yourself and go to sleep, that's the issue.

00:30:16.000 You go, ooh, I'm getting kind of tired.

00:30:19.000 I guess I'll stay up till 10.

00:30:20.000 If I'm up all night, I'll stay up till 10 the next night just to correct it.

00:30:25.000 I won't be like, I'm tired now.

00:30:27.000 That's sort of like eating right before dinner.

00:30:29.000 I'm hungry right now.

00:30:31.000 I want this right now.

00:30:35.000 Funny meme of my pet Biden being fed ice cream.

00:30:39.000 Now, I talk about how the elites like to flaunt it.

00:30:42.000 I don't think Biden is a flaunter.

00:30:44.000 He doesn't have the IQ, or I should say the facilities.

00:30:48.000 Look at that.

00:30:49.000 He's so happy to get ice cream.

00:30:51.000 And Barack Obama, for all the things you say about him, he is definitely an alpha male.

00:30:55.000 And he dealt with this fucking clown for eight years when this clown was much more intelligent.

00:31:01.000 The Biden Obama dealt with was three times smarter and more together than the guy we got.

00:31:09.000 And if you recall, Obama was constantly rolling his eyes at Joe.

00:31:16.000 Or if he couldn't roll his eyes, he would just be going like this.

00:31:22.000 Jen Sackey made fun of him.

00:31:25.000 Jen Sackey, when she was working for Obama, talked about Bidenisms and how embarrassing he can be.

00:31:31.000 That was the good Biden.

00:31:32.000 We got a guy dumber than him.

00:31:34.000 We got a guy, our Biden today would get an eye roll from our Biden back then.

00:31:42.000 The Obama Biden would make fun of this Biden.

00:31:46.000 Let's call him the Trump Biden.

00:31:47.000 Obama Biden would relentlessly mock Trump Biden.

00:31:51.000 Come on, man.

00:31:52.000 What are you?

00:31:53.000 Got brain damage?

00:31:54.000 You sound like a fucking idiot.

00:31:55.000 Enough with the ice cream.

00:31:58.000 Okay, let's see.

00:31:59.000 Let's play a rant he did about violence and Robert E. Lee.

00:32:05.000 And I understand it because I speak Biden.

00:32:06.000 I took a night course.

00:32:09.000 But let's see if you can understand it.

00:32:13.000 You know.

00:32:15.000 What do you want to do with Biden?

00:32:16.000 I want to box it.

00:32:20.000 I should be supporting you.

00:32:22.000 You know what I mean?

00:32:23.000 But it's a specific kind of thing.

00:32:27.000 Stuff that's coming to the forest.

00:32:30.000 Stuff that's coming to the forces.

00:32:41.000 I'm telling you too much.

00:32:43.000 I love the I'm telling you too much Like I'm being too real with you I'm telling you secrets because I see you as my pal.

00:32:52.000 No, no, you're saying too much meaning you're revealing that you're a fucking lunatic.

00:32:57.000 So did you understand that?

00:32:59.000 Am I being arrogant for thinking I'm the only one who can understand that?

00:33:02.000 Okay, so he's saying Trump said he wants to box him.

00:33:05.000 He's like, man, I'll be so lucky.

00:33:06.000 And then he says the stuff coming out of Florida, meaning DeSantis or the stuff that people are saying about him from Florida, like DeSantis, stuff like that?

00:33:16.000 And then if Robert E. Lee, that one I don't get.

00:33:20.000 Okay.

00:33:22.000 So yes, I am being arrogant because it's much easier than I thought.

00:33:25.000 He's saying that people in Florida are saying that if Robert E. Lee was president, he would have won Afghanistan.

00:33:34.000 And he's saying that's an example of crazy talk.

00:33:37.000 So crazy talk is, I want to fight Biden.

00:33:40.000 And he would just kick Trump's ass in a second, he's saying.

00:33:44.000 And then it's crazy to talk about Robert E. Lee winning Afghanistan.

00:33:48.000 But I have a feeling he knew that came out weird.

00:33:51.000 And then I believe that he forgot what the fuck he was talking about.

00:33:56.000 That's what anyway means with him.

00:33:58.000 It means I forgot what I was talking about.

00:34:01.000 So I want to get out of here.

00:34:04.000 Here's some people booing him.

00:34:06.000 That always makes us feel good.

00:34:07.000 It also shows you how far the media is from the rest of the country.

00:34:12.000 I mean, you look at Daily Mail, you look at, and Daily Mail is considered relatively right-wing.

00:34:19.000 You look at a lot of the media and you go, oh, I guess I'm stupid and everyone loves Biden and I just don't see it.

00:34:25.000 But when Trump walks around, when Biden walks around, you know what Cuomo said the other day?

00:34:30.000 He said, Trump can't come to New York.

00:34:33.000 He better have an army because everyone there hates him.

00:34:36.000 Sort of.

00:34:37.000 Not really.

00:34:38.000 Not really.

00:34:39.000 Depends where you're walking.

00:35:11.000 Terrible.

00:35:14.000 Terrible.

00:35:20.000 Who the fuck are you to think you could touch lay your hands on me? 1.00

00:35:26.000 Oh, here's what I was talking about earlier.

00:35:28.000 I'm glad I put this up there.

00:35:30.000 2-5.

00:35:30.000 This is exactly what I was talking about earlier because I've changed my mind on this.

00:35:34.000 Oh, wait a minute.

00:35:35.000 No, that's not what I was talking about.

00:35:36.000 Sorry about that.

00:35:37.000 Go back.

00:35:38.000 Biden disappointed in backlash over vaccine mandates, yet his staff.

00:35:44.000 Oh, yeah, this is pretty much what I was talking about.

00:35:47.000 So here's the million-dollar question.

00:35:52.000 And it's definitely easier with the lower peons.

00:35:56.000 Hey, you never pulled up that email I sent you.

00:35:58.000 Yeah, all I have is I don't have that one.

00:36:01.000 Oh.

00:36:02.000 I got a couple of other ones from you about the Capitol and then an interview request.

00:36:08.000 And then the other ones from yesterday.

00:36:10.000 I'll dig it up.

00:36:10.000 Was it yesterday?

00:36:12.000 No, it's that cute little Asian broad. 1.00

00:36:14.000 She's half Asian and she has Eat the Rich and then it's like I'm a Beamer girl and other pictures of her and various and then a tour of her $2 million apartment.

00:36:23.000 Do you remember her?

00:36:24.000 She was big last year? 1.00

00:36:26.000 You could probably look it up.

00:36:27.000 Don't put in Asian or anything, but just like tour of her $2 million apartment and Eat the Rich, I think her shirt said.

00:36:37.000 So those ones are easy.

00:36:39.000 But these ones, is this hypocrisy hidden or is it in your face and on purpose?

00:36:49.000 So Biden disappointed a backlash over vaccine mandates.

00:36:53.000 This isn't a game, so he wants you and me to get vaccinated.

00:36:56.000 Members of Congress and their staff are exempt from Biden's vaccine mandate.

00:36:59.000 Now, here's the big question.

00:37:03.000 Do they give a shit that we notice that?

00:37:07.000 I used to think they did, and this was just bad planning, and they'll come up with some sort of excuse.

00:37:14.000 And then other people, I think it was females actually, they told me, no, dummy, they're flaunting it. 0.89

00:37:18.000 And I said, you're giving them too much credit.

00:37:20.000 I have since changed my mind.

00:37:23.000 This is flaunting now.

00:37:24.000 Members of Congress and their staff are exempt is a clear and present fuck you.

00:37:32.000 They know what they're doing.

00:37:34.000 They realize it is brazen and they love it.

00:37:38.000 Yeah, that's her. 0.60

00:37:39.000 Oh, she was an AOC supporter too.

00:37:41.000 Yeah, so she did the exact same thing.

00:37:46.000 For now, we have, oh, we have this painting of Mia Nick.

00:37:50.000 That's our usernames.

00:37:52.000 And then we have a Janana leaves here, so I think it's pretty cool.

00:37:54.000 You know what disturbs me?

00:37:55.000 Why are so many popular internet chicks sexualized look like little girls? 1.00

00:38:03.000 Like, she looks exactly like that other one who does this thing. 0.76

00:38:08.000 You know the one?

00:38:09.000 Yeah, with the eyes?

00:38:14.000 I think it's the most popular TikTok of all time.

00:38:16.000 And it's just her bobbing her pretty little head. 1.00

00:38:18.000 And she looks like a gorgeous, cute-as-can-be six-year-old.

00:38:24.000 Is this woman meant to look like a woman? 0.99

00:38:27.000 She doesn't look like she's old enough to have an apartment. 0.99

00:38:30.000 First, it comes from anime, Japanese, like that whole face thing is the Ahiago face, like this.

00:38:38.000 Right.

00:38:38.000 And then it's like the, yeah, like the schoolgirl stuff.

00:38:42.000 But the anime stuff comes from pedophilia.

00:38:44.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:38:45.000 So it's all one big bad thing.

00:38:47.000 So it used to just be only the Japanese that were creeps like that. 1.00

00:38:50.000 And now we've adapted their, adopted, sorry, their disgusting sexual habits. 0.82

00:38:56.000 And now we're jerking off to the little girls.

00:38:58.000 The nerdiness, the perversion, the pedophilia.

00:39:01.000 It's all low-T, creepy shit.

00:39:04.000 Yeah.

00:39:04.000 And We didn't even get nuked.

00:39:06.000 So we have no excuse.

00:39:09.000 I'm not sure it has anything to do with being nuked.

00:39:13.000 This is sort of off-topic for Biden, but his administration wants us to know that the Taliban have challenging track records.

00:39:23.000 Not a joke.

00:39:26.000 Secretary of State describes Taliban as people with challenging track records.

00:39:32.000 Yeah.

00:39:33.000 It's pretty darn challenging.

00:39:35.000 Let's hear this.

00:39:37.000 With regard to the composition of this government or interim government, I noted the fact that it certainly does not meet the test of inclusivity and it includes people who have very challenging track records.

00:40:00.000 That's one for the books, man.

00:40:02.000 That is one for the books.

00:40:05.000 Wow.

00:40:06.000 Challenging track records.

00:40:08.000 Austere.

00:40:09.000 Remember the austere scholar that was killed?

00:40:12.000 I think that was al-Baghdadi?

00:40:14.000 Top terrorist in the country, in the area?

00:40:19.000 We got to put those together.

00:40:20.000 Let's put all those together.

00:40:22.000 A mass challenging.

00:40:26.000 Because when you compare it to January 6th, the meandering, the way they talk about proud boys, I just saw today they were pushing for an appeal to get out because they said this is egregious.

00:40:35.000 There's no way we can risk it.

00:40:36.000 And the judge in charge of the appeal said, no, I feel the very existence of the republic is at stake if I let out Joe Biggs and Ethan Nordine.

00:40:46.000 The very existence of our republic.

00:40:49.000 So let's juxtapose the way they talk about these guys who had a minor error on January 6th.

00:40:56.000 They trespassed at a rally compared to the motherfucking Taliban, which as far as I'm concerned is inseparable from ISIS and Al-Qaeda.

00:41:08.000 It's all the same group of marauding Muslims that have been murdering people for centuries and hate us. 1.00

00:41:15.000 You know what I read today?

00:41:16.000 I think we're sending them $64 million.

00:41:21.000 And you know what the Taliban's takeaway from that is? 0.86

00:41:24.000 $64 million?

00:41:27.000 What, are you mad at me?

00:41:28.000 That seems kind of harsh.

00:41:29.000 Why don't you reach into your hearts and get us more money?

00:41:38.000 U.S. aid.

00:41:39.000 It's a ransom.

00:41:40.000 I hate to be misaginoir, but who's the woman there? 0.96

00:41:44.000 That's Tyler Perry.

00:41:47.000 That's Medea. 1.00

00:41:49.000 Medea goes to Congress.

00:41:53.000 $64 million to Afghans.

00:41:55.000 And by the way, when you give $64 million to Afghans, it's just like giving $64 million to any area that's run by warlords.

00:42:03.000 Even Live Aid.

00:42:04.000 Remember Live Aid in the 80s?

00:42:05.000 Bob Geldof raised hundreds of millions of dollars for poor Africans?

00:42:09.000 They didn't get a cent.

00:42:10.000 It all went to warlords and despots.

00:42:13.000 Grain rotted in trucks, never to be touched by a human hand.

00:42:21.000 Okay, so we don't have Owen Benjamin.

00:42:23.000 I guess we'll get him tomorrow.

00:42:25.000 But I'm going to just tease you.

00:42:26.000 If you go to buildingbearteria.com, I have the link there.

00:42:31.000 It's part one of his documentary is out.

00:42:34.000 It's kind of, it's a little bit wandering towards the end there.

00:42:38.000 It's not very beginning, middle, and an end, but it's very endearing, and it's a wake-up call.

00:42:47.000 I find these bears are very similar to Proud Boys in that Proud Boys want to focus on family.

00:42:52.000 This is more nature-based than fighting Antifa.

00:42:56.000 But where Proud Boys fight Antifa, these guys build a cabin.

00:43:01.000 You can hit play.

00:43:03.000 Just go anywhere.

00:43:06.000 I'm like, you're still you, dude.

00:43:08.000 You know, and so many people are in these like honeycombs chasing numbers.

00:43:12.000 And I know that's a good idea.

00:43:12.000 They go back to the tiny bit because he's talking about Bitcoin.

00:43:19.000 And I know some people that they're like, no way, that'd be great.

00:43:23.000 I can just pump.

00:43:24.000 And I'm like, are you insane?

00:43:26.000 Like, that's your family legacy.

00:43:28.000 And they're like, hold on, stop.

00:43:30.000 Dude, I can.

00:43:31.000 So, as usual, Owen out of context looks crazy.

00:43:34.000 He's talking about infertility and this drug could cause infertility.

00:43:38.000 And so many of his old friends back in LA comedian days go, that sounds great, man.

00:43:43.000 I can just pump.

00:43:45.000 He's going, no, we have a legacy.

00:43:46.000 We need to create families.

00:43:47.000 And at the beginning, they have this montage of all these comedians who want him to come back.

00:43:52.000 Owen, come on.

00:43:53.000 There's nothing better than a comeback story.

00:43:56.000 Come back to us.

00:43:56.000 You know who else does that?

00:43:58.000 Junkies.

00:43:59.000 Come on, man.

00:44:01.000 Ever since you quit, you've been a total bummer.

00:44:03.000 You don't have to shoot it.

00:44:04.000 Let's just do a little hint, a little snort, a little key bump of heroin. 0.94

00:44:09.000 They want him to come back to LA.

00:44:11.000 To do what?

00:44:12.000 They're all fucking losers.

00:44:14.000 All of these people that criticize the rest of us in LA, all of these comedians are childless, lost, and alone.

00:44:23.000 They cannot hold down a relationship for any amount of time.

00:44:25.000 Look at them all.

00:44:26.000 Look at all the top comedians, all the top podcasts.

00:44:29.000 Maybe they have a relationship.

00:44:31.000 Like that Korean, fat Korean dude. 1.00

00:44:34.000 He's got that pretty girl.

00:44:35.000 Bobby Lee.

00:44:36.000 Yeah, but no kids.

00:44:38.000 That Van Jones guy, not married, childless, I'm pretty sure.

00:44:45.000 Mark Maron, Bill Maher, all they do is fuck chicks. 0.99

00:44:49.000 And as we discovered on this show, that's gay. 0.99

00:44:54.000 Constantly fucking chicks is gay. 1.00

00:44:56.000 That's a gay lifestyle. 1.00

00:44:58.000 Sticking your dick at a woman and never seeing her again, it's sad.

00:45:02.000 And one thing these guys do too, when they get like in their 40s, is they send us pictures of the chicks they're banging, us married guys, and we go, congratulations, you're doing what I did in my early 20s.

00:45:18.000 Something that I don't look back on and go, that was awesome.

00:45:21.000 Holy shit.

00:45:21.000 I fucked tons of broads.

00:45:23.000 That was cool.

00:45:23.000 When you have kids, you look back at that and go, what was I wasting my time for?

00:45:28.000 I understand I want to get my yeahs out.

00:45:30.000 Go ahead.

00:45:30.000 Go try it.

00:45:33.000 But there are no happier couples than young Catholics who got married early and started churning out kids. 0.97

00:45:39.000 So when they say come back to us Owen, they really mean regress with us.

00:45:45.000 Bury your head in the cunt sand. 0.99

00:45:48.000 Keep fucking and having meaningless relationships.

00:45:52.000 Drench yourself in work and your stupid comedy career.

00:45:56.000 Eh.

00:45:58.000 Meanwhile, he's out there in nature building things, building a family.

00:46:02.000 His wife loves him.

00:46:03.000 His friends love him.

00:46:04.000 And they go, oh yeah, no, those aren't his friends.

00:46:06.000 That's a cult.

00:46:08.000 Okay.

00:46:09.000 By the way, a cult is something wherein when you leave, they harass you.

00:46:16.000 They torture your family.

00:46:19.000 You're not allowed to talk to anyone.

00:46:21.000 Everyone always says, you know, Christianity is a cult.

00:46:23.000 No, Christians don't care if you're friends with Satanists. 0.55

00:46:26.000 You can be friends with Jews, Muslims.

00:46:28.000 They don't give a shit.

00:46:30.000 There's no hassle there.

00:46:31.000 They would just like you to come to church as much as you can.

00:46:36.000 I'm like, oh my God, I got to do another live stream and yell at people for another two hours.

00:46:41.000 That's disturbing.

00:46:42.000 And you see people that'll sit at home and they'll take their extra unemployment and they won't go to work.

00:46:48.000 And the last thing they want is responsibility of girlfriend, homestead, children.

00:46:54.000 It is nice.

00:46:55.000 It's refreshing to hear your message.

00:46:58.000 And I do think it's very beneficial to hone it in.

00:47:00.000 And again, you're not just talking to yourself.

00:47:02.000 You're talking to a lot of people and you're helping a lot of people.

00:47:04.000 Like you said, I'm 36.

00:47:06.000 I'm trying to tell myself 10 years ago.

00:47:08.000 Yeah, totally.

00:47:09.000 What they should, what I would have done, and no one told me that I had learned the hard way.

00:47:13.000 That was what happened to my first kid.

00:47:14.000 He was 36.

00:47:16.000 And then maybe them, and I see young guys crushing, especially in your community that you built.

00:47:21.000 Now they're going to tell their, they're going to tell these high school kids, and they're going to stick with their high school girlfriend.

00:47:26.000 They're going to get married and they're going to start having kids in the early 20s.

00:47:29.000 Exactly.

00:47:30.000 And they're going to have four by the time I have one.

00:47:32.000 Exactly, man.

00:47:32.000 It's like, and also, and don't be, don't have your identity associated with a number because it's like, crypto really opened my eyes to money more.

00:47:40.000 I never would have known how nonsense money was until crypto came out because people are just watching it like, today I'm 41.

00:47:49.000 Today I'm 60.

00:47:50.000 Oh no, today I'm 9.

00:47:51.000 I'm so sad.

00:47:52.000 I'm like, you're still you, dude.

00:47:54.000 You know, and so many people are in these like honeycombs.

00:47:57.000 I'm glad I got that.

00:47:59.000 So we'll get him on the show as soon as his fucking PR bear gets back to us.

00:48:08.000 Okay, we're not doing that today.

00:48:11.000 Let's jump right on over to the War on Kitties.

00:48:14.000 We have a bumper for this.

00:48:38.000 That was interesting.

00:48:39.000 You see what he did there?

00:48:41.000 He sped up the song.

00:48:45.000 At the very end.

00:48:45.000 No, no, the whole thing, though, there's long pauses in between each of those lines with that.

00:48:57.000 See?

00:48:58.000 Oh, wow, yeah.

00:49:02.000 And they got some slap and bass in there, too.

00:49:04.000 Cool.

00:49:05.000 Nice job, whoever the hell that was.

00:49:07.000 And then we're over to our cool backdrop, War on Kids.

00:49:10.000 These backdrops are so well done, they make me feel cool.

00:49:15.000 I look at them and go, wow, I got a cool show.

00:49:19.000 That's like I told you about Louis C.K. When I listen to him, I feel cool because he's of my generation.

00:49:27.000 There's a plethora of these, but thank God they're finally being exposed.

00:49:32.000 You walk into a new classroom to meet your teacher and you see me.

00:49:35.000 What do you think?

00:49:37.000 Into your new classroom to meet your teacher and you see me.

00:49:41.000 What's the first thing that comes to your teacher?

00:49:42.000 Gay retard. 1.00

00:49:45.000 You walk into your new classroom to meet your teacher and you see me.

00:49:49.000 Now, you know what the subtext is, not that this requires a lot of breaking down, deserves a lot of breaking down, but what they're really saying there is, I'm gay, and I'm not ashamed of that.

00:50:05.000 And if you were to come into my classroom and see me, I hope you'd be okay with the fact that I sleep with men, or in her case, girls, right? 0.73

00:50:13.000 If you had a good kindergarten teacher and they're sitting there talking about how these are the founding fathers and this is our country and George Washington chopped down the cherry tree and he cannot tell a lie.

00:50:25.000 And then you found out down the line that this woman is actually a lesbian and is in a lesbian relationship, you wouldn't give a fuck. 1.00

00:50:33.000 Obviously, we're normal.

00:50:35.000 It's 2021.

00:50:36.000 We don't care.

00:50:37.000 But when I see that, I see a gay who identifies themselves by the fact that they eat pussies and don't like dicks. 1.00

00:50:44.000 You are a very political, you've politicized your sexual preference, which is a sign of mental illness.

00:50:51.000 And I can also tell, just by looking at you, that you're going to be injecting my children with your bullshit agenda, lying to them with critical race theory, etc.

00:51:03.000 And I'm right, because you are.

00:51:06.000 So that's what I think when I see you.

00:51:09.000 I think trouble and I get worried.

00:51:12.000 I don't think you're going to make my kids gay, by the way.

00:51:14.000 My kids aren't sexual.

00:51:15.000 So that's not really a concern of mine.

00:51:17.000 My concern is your bullshit agenda that has nothing to do with the job.

00:51:20.000 And it's one of my favorite clips ever.

00:51:22.000 We got to get this as a drop, where that teacher said, we're kindergarten teachers.

00:51:26.000 We don't teach the curriculum.

00:51:29.000 And the curriculum is already wildly left-wing and all about pronouns.

00:51:32.000 But she said, we teach about Black Lives Matter and Tifa.

00:51:37.000 We want them to know.

00:51:38.000 They probably teach everyone that the Proud Boys are racist.

00:51:40.000 We want these kids to know when they turn on the news what these groups represent.

00:51:47.000 And what they mean is what we think they represent because we believe they're propaganda because we're women and women are agreeable.

00:51:54.000 So this is what's wrecking our...

00:51:57.000 Like you just saw that clip with Owen Benjamin, right?

00:52:00.000 And that guy was saying, I wish I had had kids when I was younger.

00:52:04.000 He doesn't have fathership.

00:52:07.000 He doesn't have a patriarchy.

00:52:08.000 He doesn't have leadership.

00:52:09.000 He doesn't have a dad telling him to hurry up and put a ring on it.

00:52:12.000 We've lost our way in that sense.

00:52:14.000 So Owen Benjamin ended up there through trial and error, and he goes, Guys, let's try to realign ourselves and get families going.

00:52:21.000 That's the bravest thing you can do is start a family.

00:52:24.000 How did these people get so far away from that?

00:52:27.000 Well, obviously divorce is big, dad not being around is big, but these motherfuckers, that's the biggest part of it. 1.00

00:52:33.000 K through 12 is the root of the problem.

00:52:37.000 That's where not just our children are being brainwashed, that's where we were brainwashed.

00:52:41.000 I told you once, I was at a movie theater in Montreal, Cinéma La Mour.

00:52:49.000 There was a black guy working there, and they like it to be old-fashioned in this place. 1.00

00:52:52.000 It's a porn theater, really.

00:52:54.000 And he had white gloves on and big eyes, and he had big lips.

00:52:58.000 And I caught myself being offended by his actual face.

00:53:04.000 Like, I almost walked over and went, buddy, buddy, that's a bit rich.

00:53:10.000 What?

00:53:12.000 Well, it's an exaggeration.

00:53:14.000 They don't really look like that.

00:53:15.000 No, I am that.

00:53:17.000 You're looking at my head that I was born with.

00:53:20.000 I'd been so brainwashed into thinking certain depictions of blacks were racist that certain blacks appeared to be racist to me.

00:53:27.000 I mean, it's still in all of us today.

00:53:30.000 Whenever we see a story about a black kid who's good at math, we go, oh, great work, buddy.

00:53:38.000 You did it.

00:53:41.000 We get this like false sympathy as opposed to just, oh, good, you're good at math.

00:53:44.000 Right on.

00:53:44.000 Hope you do well.

00:53:46.000 Look at this bizarre teacher's definitions of white privilege.

00:53:51.000 I made a comment on one of Ms. April's recent videos about PBIS in which I stated that PBIS is white supremacy with the hug.

00:53:59.000 And a lot of y'all wanted to know more about that.

00:54:01.000 So here we go.

00:54:03.000 First of all, thank you to Jack Copa, who reminded me that Dina Simmons was the first to coin this term.

00:54:10.000 So thank you, Jack, so much.

00:54:12.000 So if PBIS concerns itself with positive behaviors, we have to ask ourselves, okay, well, what are those positive behaviors?

00:54:19.000 And it's things like making sure that you're following directions and making sure that you're sitting quietly and you are in your seat and all these things that come from white culture. 0.57

00:54:28.000 The idea of just sitting quiet and can you stop it?

00:54:33.000 What's the best way to learn?

00:54:35.000 Not that I think you should be learning anything in that guy's class, but isn't the best way to learn something to be sitting down quietly and listening?

00:54:43.000 Like if you go to a mechanic school where they're learning how to fix transmissions, are the mechanics running around the class and giggling?

00:54:51.000 No.

00:54:52.000 They're sitting down and taking notes because they want to get their degree.

00:54:55.000 They want to get in and out of there as much as possible and start fixing cars.

00:55:00.000 Is that a white thing?

00:55:02.000 Okay, it's a white thing.

00:55:04.000 If it is a white thing, if we invented sitting still and quietly listening, you're welcome. 0.98

00:55:09.000 You're welcome for that.

00:55:10.000 You're welcome for learning the best possible way to learn.

00:55:15.000 In his world, everything white is bad. 0.90

00:55:19.000 So if being good at chess is a white thing, then chess is bad. 0.93

00:55:25.000 What?

00:55:26.000 Is it possible that whites have invented or created some good things that we should admonish and try to mimic? 0.99

00:55:37.000 Taking things in in a passive stance is not a thing that's in with many cultures.

00:55:42.000 So if we're positively enforcing these behaviors, we are by extension positively enforcing elements of white culture, which therefore keeps whiteness at the center, which is the definition of white supremacy. 0.82

00:55:56.000 Great.

00:55:57.000 Love it.

00:55:59.000 That's how it works.

00:56:00.000 And it goes in the reverse, too, you'll notice.

00:56:02.000 If anything makes blacks look bad, feel bad, hurts them, like say enforcing traffic tickets, then it's racist.

00:56:10.000 If anything makes whites feel good, flatters them, repeats something that they've invented and their process, then that's white supremacy. 0.66

00:56:21.000 Truth be damned.

00:56:22.000 Meritocracy be damned.

00:56:24.000 That doesn't matter if these things are good or bad.

00:56:27.000 Parking illegally is bad.

00:56:30.000 The fire truck can't get to the fire hydrant when you're parked there.

00:56:33.000 But if it hurts blacks, that's a racist thing to say.

00:56:36.000 Parking legally is good.

00:56:38.000 But if mostly whites do it, then you're putting whiteness in the center, which is the variation of white supremacy. 0.67

00:56:43.000 So aren't parking laws white supremacy then?

00:56:49.000 This guy is inadvertently selling white supremacy.

00:56:52.000 It's just starting to sound pretty good to me.

00:56:56.000 I thought this was a fantastic definition of racism, too, because it's his definition, and it's really racist.

00:57:03.000 A racist is one who is both privileged and socialized on the basis of race by a white supremacist slash, I mean, brackets, racist system.

00:57:13.000 So that's, they call America a white supremacist system, right?

00:57:18.000 So if you have grown up here and you've done well, then you're a racist.

00:57:25.000 Isn't that amazing?

00:57:27.000 So everyone who's middle class enough in America is a racist.

00:57:31.000 Okay, does that include blacks?

00:57:33.000 What about, what's his name?

00:57:36.000 Will Smith's son?

00:57:37.000 Payden?

00:57:38.000 Jaden.

00:57:39.000 What about Jaden Smith?

00:57:41.000 He sounds pretty racist.

00:57:42.000 Go back, though, to that definition.

00:57:44.000 The term applies to all white people, people of European descent, living in the United States, regardless of class, gender, religion, culture, or sexual orientation.

00:57:52.000 Wait a minute.

00:57:53.000 So what if you're a trailer park dude?

00:57:57.000 That's you're still privileged?

00:58:00.000 What if your name's Cletus?

00:58:01.000 You got a neck tattoo, three teeth.

00:58:03.000 You grew up in the Appalachian Mountains making moonshine.

00:58:06.000 You're privileged?

00:58:09.000 Okay.

00:58:10.000 I'm with you.

00:58:11.000 So when I read privileged at the top, I thought it meant upper middle class, but it doesn't.

00:58:16.000 It just means white. 0.86

00:58:19.000 Okay, let's get back to it.

00:58:21.000 The term has nothing to do with one's intentions or individual actions.

00:58:25.000 Now, that line exists to say, if you're not racist, you don't feel racist, you love Black people, then you're off the hook.

00:58:32.000 Because if we let people off the hook for that, we're going to run out of racism.

00:58:34.000 We need a lot of racism to justify our stupid crusades.

00:58:38.000 So we're going to make people that are non-racist racist, just to get the numbers up.

00:58:45.000 It denotes, notice the two spaces after a period, which is amateur hour at the Apollo.

00:58:50.000 It denotes a relationship of relative access based on ancestral origin to the power of institutions in a white supremacy system.

00:58:59.000 I mean, that's just a fucking Campbell soup pile of words.

00:59:03.000 Relative access?

00:59:06.000 So Cletus can work at Citibank and eventually become the CEO because he's grown up in this institution of white supremacy.

00:59:16.000 And they're like, well, get your teeth done, put some makeup on your neck tattoo, and you're in.

00:59:22.000 That's just a lie.

00:59:25.000 And that's what the kind of shit they teach in schools to our kids with masks on. 0.92

00:59:31.000 Fleckis did a good summary of teachers abusing kids.

00:59:37.000 I think we may have seen a lot of these, so we'll maybe skip through.

00:59:45.000 Tifa, BLM, and the LGBTQ and Eventually Ps have teamed up with the educational system to do communism to your kids, and you are probably paying for it. 0.99

00:59:55.000 It's like us talks.

00:59:56.000 All right, right into it.

00:59:57.000 Our first example, this witch communist, I would guess, she's sort of witch communist. 0.99

01:00:05.000 She's in charge of preschoolers. 0.99

01:00:06.000 She works at preschoolers, which are kids who are like three to four years old.

01:00:09.000 And here's what she openly and unashamedly posted.

01:00:13.000 Unashamedly?

01:00:15.000 Yep.

01:00:16.000 Well, Dr. Seuss was mean to a lot of people.

01:00:18.000 Why?

01:00:19.000 Well, sometimes people are mean to others without reason when they're different than them.

01:00:23.000 It's not very nice and it's not okay.

01:00:26.000 Who was Dr. Seuss mean to?

01:00:28.000 He was mean to people who looked different to him and people who believe different things than him.

01:00:33.000 Oh, so he was racist like Donald Trump.

01:00:37.000 Yeah.

01:00:38.000 Imagine checking in with the babysitter and it's like, oh, how's Johnny doing?

01:00:41.000 Is he sitting upright?

01:00:43.000 Can he feed himself?

01:00:44.000 Is he like starting to recognize maybe shapes and like maybe can understand words or look like rhyming.

01:00:51.000 Pleckus obviously doesn't have kids.

01:00:53.000 Three years old is preschool and you should be sitting up at three.

01:00:57.000 You should be walking around talking, being a pretty normal dude.

01:01:02.000 Bullers do. 0.89

01:01:03.000 And it's like you told him that Donald Trump is racist like Dr. Seuss.

01:01:07.000 Like that's what you've been up to?

01:01:09.000 Like this person's so visibly deranged too.

01:01:11.000 I can never imagine turning my kid over to someone who's like definitely crying so much in her off time. 0.84

01:01:18.000 This person cries too much to watch my kid.

01:01:20.000 This person goes out of her way.

01:01:22.000 And now I feel like I'm having a conversation with Flickers. 0.99

01:01:24.000 And what's with the kiddie talk?

01:01:27.000 Dr. Zeus is a guy who was kind of mean to people.

01:01:31.000 He's got that sort of vocal fry.

01:01:34.000 Meets little tiny guy.

01:01:37.000 What's going on with you, little guy?

01:01:41.000 Teach about racism.

01:01:42.000 So you come home and it's like, dude, can the kid, does the kid know blue?

01:01:46.000 Blue's a big one. 0.81

01:01:47.000 Does he know blue?

01:01:48.000 And it's like, you're telling him what?

01:01:49.000 About George Floyd instead?

01:01:50.000 Just keep the kid at status quo.

01:01:52.000 We don't really need you to tell him about any systematic racism or whatever you think injustices are that are happening.

01:01:59.000 We can just keep it to like feeding and staying alive.

01:02:03.000 Would BLM still be mad if Derek Chauvin, if Derek Chauvin was kneeling on George Floyd while the national anthem was playing?

01:02:12.000 Like that's the reason.

01:02:13.000 That's appeared in a few memes.

01:02:15.000 Oh, I didn't know.

01:02:16.000 But imagine if Derek Chauvin was black.

01:02:19.000 Oh, it wouldn't.

01:02:19.000 Oh, yeah.

01:02:20.000 It doesn't matter.

01:02:21.000 And it would just be a police thing.

01:02:23.000 Yeah.

01:02:24.000 We'd never know his name.

01:02:27.000 Pool.

01:02:28.000 Stuff like that.

01:02:29.000 Nicely touching the dog.

01:02:31.000 Baby shark on a loop would be better than this.

01:02:34.000 We don't really need anything more than that.

01:02:36.000 Don't go too far out of your way.

01:02:38.000 Okay, next.

01:02:39.000 Before we go next, doing a sponsor.

01:02:43.000 And then I think he does the cutesy girl who turns me on despite her thinning hair.

01:02:50.000 We've already seen her a million times, though.

01:02:52.000 By the way, and then this guy.

01:02:53.000 One thing I want to make clear, they say blah, blah, blah, this teacher is no longer teaching at this school.

01:02:59.000 Do you know what that means?

01:03:01.000 He's not fired.

01:03:02.000 He's in a rubber room.

01:03:04.000 They cannot fire these teachers.

01:03:06.000 The union is way too strong.

01:03:08.000 So they give them the same salary and they just sit in a room.

01:03:11.000 So what these teachers do is they become alcoholics.

01:03:13.000 They stay up all night partying with their friends.

01:03:15.000 And then they sleep in the rubber room on chairs.

01:03:20.000 Skip through, though.

01:03:20.000 I want to make sure I get every teacher.

01:03:22.000 We've covered that guy to death, Gabriel Gripe.

01:03:26.000 Guype.

01:03:27.000 Look at his face and his tiny body.

01:03:29.000 You know the tranny that beat somebody in UFC as Antifa? 1.00

01:03:33.000 Yep.

01:03:34.000 I got an Antifa.

01:03:35.000 I just saw that.

01:03:38.000 Okay, I don't think he's going to give us a new teacher.

01:03:40.000 I think it's safe to hair weird bangs or situation thing.

01:03:43.000 Okay, here, let me give you a new one.

01:03:45.000 Go to 3-3 and look at what they are teaching our kids.

01:03:49.000 I'm so glad we have this as a new segment because I honestly think it's such a higher priority than so much other shit, especially AOC's dress.

01:03:59.000 I'm going to explain to you the book that he received, Mr. McKay.

01:04:04.000 I pray you're a man of the work.

01:04:06.000 Last week I asked my children if I could check the books that they picked up from the school.

01:04:11.000 My son picked up this brand new book from the shelves in class one boy.

01:04:16.000 He was an interesting question.

01:04:18.000 It was about a kid that comes up at the giving point of the press at Disneyland.

01:04:22.000 I'd like to share a few quotes with you.

01:04:27.000 On page 19, the church youth repeatedly touched the gobble stick.

01:04:35.000 And he touched one.

01:04:38.000 It was Amsterdam.

01:04:44.000 What if I told you I touched a guy's tick?

01:04:47.000 What if I told you I sucked it?

01:04:48.000 I was 10 years old.

01:04:49.000 But it's true.

01:04:50.000 I put the noble stick in my mouth.

01:04:53.000 I was in fourth grade.

01:04:54.000 It was no big deal.

01:04:55.000 He sucked mine too. 0.72

01:04:56.000 And you know what?

01:04:57.000 It wasn't terrible.

01:05:00.000 So, fourth grade is like eight or nine.

01:05:03.000 And the teacher is giving a kid a nine-year-old a book that talks about his dick getting sucked, his age group's dick getting sucked, and it not being bad.

01:05:15.000 I mean, usually we say things could be construed as pro-pedophilia.

01:05:19.000 This is, hello, children, someone's going to suck your dick, and it's not going to be that bad. 1.00

01:05:26.000 Like, these people should be in jail.

01:05:29.000 Prison.

01:05:32.000 At least they didn't storm the Capitol.

01:05:35.000 He talked about old times at the church, but never mentioned our penises or the fact that he never said 10 words to me after our little foray in the bishops.

01:05:44.000 Not a single reference to halting or tugging or sucking fix.

01:05:47.000 All I could think about while he was chutting me up was his little salamander between my fourth grade fingers, rapidly engrossing with life.

01:05:56.000 Page 230.

01:05:57.000 I don't think it's not good.

01:05:59.000 Okay, just side note.

01:06:00.000 She's obviously very nervous, and I understand that.

01:06:03.000 But just to be sexist at a really inappropriate time, that's her son, I assume.

01:06:08.000 She had cards for the previous two quotes, but she didn't have a card for this quote.

01:06:15.000 Women are basically Ryan Rivera. 1.00

01:06:19.000 Like, lady, you're talking about saving children from rape, and you forgot one of the cards?

01:06:26.000 It's like those black power Olympians who had their fists up in the 70s, but one was a right-hand and one was a left-hand. 1.00

01:06:32.000 That's because one of them forgot his gloves.

01:06:36.000 So she goes, or he goes, just, here, just use mine.

01:06:39.000 You do the right hand, I'll do the left hand, whatever.

01:06:42.000 You shared a firsty bar, then you showed me your dick, and I signed a note to my mouth, you suck each other's dick, and you're pretending it didn't happen. 1.00

01:06:50.000 What sort of diversity are you attempting to teach my child with material like this?

01:06:56.000 In addition, I'll share with you the exceptional quality of vocabulary.

01:06:59.000 I saw coming on page 66 after 44 bucks and 41 ships.

01:07:05.000 The vocabulary of the content on the shelves in our schools cannot be mitigated with policy media.

01:07:10.000 At this point, I need you to note that according to policy FFH, sexual harassment is defined as anyone that sexual advances sexually motivated verbal, non-verbal conduct or other conduct or communication of a sexual nature when the conduct is so severe,

01:07:27.000 persistent, or pervasive that it affects the student's ability to participate in order.

01:07:31.000 All right, we get it.

01:07:34.000 What a book.

01:07:35.000 I mean, I'm 51.

01:07:36.000 If I was reading that book, I'd go, what the fuck?

01:07:38.000 I'm way too young for this.

01:07:42.000 Meanwhile, in non-white America, number 34, we have a different set of rules. 0.91

01:08:13.000 I tried to research that.

01:08:15.000 I looked up woman at dog show or dog show, except it's women. 1.00

01:08:20.000 And no, nothing came up.

01:08:21.000 I even froze the frame when they showed the trophy and tried to look up the words that was like babe shots on the trophy.

01:08:29.000 I'm sorry, folks.

01:08:30.000 I could not find.

01:08:31.000 I'm not sure if that was some guy joking around on a table or an actual event.

01:08:36.000 If it is an event, we are going to the next one.

01:08:40.000 As judges, we'll be reporting on it.

01:08:42.000 I'm going to be an entry.

01:08:45.000 Just me on the table.

01:08:47.000 Yo, that's some fag shit. 1.00

01:08:48.000 Get off the table.

01:08:49.000 Yeah.

01:08:50.000 Yeah, they're really bad.

01:08:51.000 Grindface and Mob Shishn, as awesome as they are with their content, they don't do their job as far as telling us what the fuck. 0.95

01:08:57.000 Yeah, where'd you get that, Grindface? 1.00

01:08:59.000 Where'd you get that?

01:09:00.000 Bro, we got a winner.

01:09:01.000 What do you mean?

01:09:03.000 And then all of the comments are, what is this?

01:09:05.000 Is this real?

01:09:06.000 Does this happen?

01:09:07.000 Oh, this one gives us some infra.

01:09:08.000 This is actually one of the Otis symbos.

01:09:12.000 Like, there was a full-blown war in the streets, Mob Shizen posted.

01:09:17.000 And I found out later it was France, the France mass.

01:09:19.000 Oh, yeah, the anti-vaxxers versus the vaxers.

01:09:22.000 And when you first see that clip, you're like, what is that?

01:09:25.000 And he doesn't tell you, just like, this.

01:09:27.000 Yo, some niggas fighting up in France. 1.00

01:09:29.000 He wouldn't even say France.

01:09:30.000 No.

01:09:31.000 No, hell no.

01:09:32.000 You know what's cool about this jacket?

01:09:33.000 In our old studio, the pattern would form a moi.

01:09:38.000 Yes.

01:09:38.000 And it doesn't hear.

01:09:40.000 Is it because the screen is bigger?

01:09:42.000 Because look, maybe if I show you...

01:09:44.000 Here, look, I'll put a little input here.

01:09:48.000 And I'll try to make it smaller.

01:09:50.000 Okay, so that way we could see.

01:09:54.000 Yeah, see the moir coming back?

01:09:56.000 No?

01:09:57.000 Not on my monitor.

01:09:59.000 How about smaller now?

01:10:02.000 Oh, yeah, there it's happening.

01:10:04.000 Yeah, there it's happening.

01:10:06.000 That's good.

01:10:07.000 Because when I was choosing textiles from Nita Fashions, I always avoided a dense plaid.

01:10:13.000 But it looks like I'm liberated.

01:10:16.000 Free to be you and me.

01:10:17.000 All right, speaking of liberation, let's take a journey into the ultimate liberation, which is anarchy, which is Antifa, the anti-fascist movement.

01:10:25.000 It's over my left ear right now.

01:10:27.000 No, my right ear.

01:10:29.000 You fucking white man!

01:10:31.000 You've never experienced that like an hero by your body, neither am I. Look at these fucking horrible, weak losers.

01:10:41.000 Fuck your dad.

01:10:42.000 Looks at what sources.

01:10:47.000 So the narrative of that recent demo demonstration in the Pacific Northwest where Tiny was shot was a bunch of old ladies were having a rally.

01:11:00.000 I think it was anti-vax or something.

01:11:02.000 I can't remember what it was.

01:11:03.000 But because there's no police there anymore, after Antifa successfully got rid of them, they petitioned the mayor to defund the police.

01:11:14.000 It worked.

01:11:15.000 Mayor was happy to oblige.

01:11:16.000 He's Antifa.

01:11:18.000 And they got rid of all the police.

01:11:19.000 So now volunteers show up.

01:11:22.000 And they saw these old ladies getting attacked by Antifa, so they chased them away.

01:11:28.000 And one of them stopped and just went pop, pop, pop, shot Tiny in the leg, Tiny Toise, these American Samoan. 1.00

01:11:38.000 The narrative is that Tiny shot himself in the foot, and Prowboys were running around terrorizing people in Portland without the police doing anything.

01:11:47.000 Yeah, you got rid of the police.

01:11:50.000 What are they supposed to do?

01:11:52.000 Anyway, here's footage of Tiny being shot.

01:11:57.000 May want to go full screen on this.

01:11:59.000 Yeah, even kill me.

01:12:03.000 So there they are running away.

01:12:06.000 Too scared to take on, what is it, five or six Proud Boys?

01:12:10.000 And there it is.

01:12:11.000 Look how premeditated that is.

01:12:13.000 That's not self-defense.

01:12:17.000 And that's Tiny at the front, I think, getting shot.

01:12:20.000 And that's when he's going, oh, my leg hurts.

01:12:24.000 If I'm not mistaken, I don't want to jump to conclusions here, but does that seem like the body type of a young male black kid?

01:12:35.000 Like...

01:12:38.000 I thought you were going to say a woman.

01:12:40.000 Oh.

01:12:41.000 They have longer legs for sure.

01:12:43.000 Often slender legs.

01:12:47.000 And something about the movement.

01:12:49.000 I don't know.

01:12:50.000 And even the runaway.

01:12:53.000 Okay, let's watch it in real time with racist eyes like you and see what we can see.

01:13:02.000 I don't know.

01:13:02.000 Something about the demeanor.

01:13:03.000 Like, that's confidence that a lot of Antifa members don't have.

01:13:08.000 He's very tippy-toey.

01:13:10.000 I mean, this is going to sound racist, but basketball, when you see kids playing basketball, they're very tippy-toe.

01:13:17.000 They know how to run.

01:13:18.000 They know how to.

01:13:18.000 I don't know.

01:13:19.000 I can't make a decision on that.

01:13:21.000 But I did notice watching it this umpteenth time that they seem, go back, predominantly female. 0.97

01:13:30.000 You know what I mean?

01:13:31.000 Oh, yeah, right there.

01:13:32.000 There's at least four females, right? 1.00

01:13:34.000 There's one, two.

01:13:36.000 And remember, these are masculine females, so even the ones that look like dudes, like that guy in the top, one more up. 1.00

01:13:43.000 Like that guy at the very top, I think is a chick, just an ugly lesbian chick. 1.00

01:13:48.000 Oh, this one here?

01:13:49.000 Yeah, that guy.

01:13:50.000 That's definitely a girl. 0.97

01:13:53.000 That's a girl.

01:13:54.000 That's a girl.

01:13:55.000 That's a girl.

01:13:56.000 I believe maybe this one, too.

01:13:59.000 I was documenting their recent violence.

01:14:01.000 I think I got their death toll up to like 35.

01:14:05.000 Sounds like I was killing people on their behalf.

01:14:08.000 I found at least 35 deaths that are either directly or indirectly linked to Antifa in recent months.

01:14:14.000 But Andy No does a great job of it.

01:14:18.000 Yeah, that's ancient news, that Antifa death toll.

01:14:21.000 Go to 3.6.

01:14:25.000 So August 14th, Antifa's, this is less than a month, right?

01:14:32.000 August 14th, Antifa stabs Hispanic man, lacerating his heart and punching his lung in LA.

01:14:36.000 That's the guy there, the top picture, that weird Jewish tranny Cohen, I think. 1.00

01:14:42.000 That dude that wants to be in a female prison. 1.00

01:14:45.000 August 22nd, Antifa shootout against 65-year-old in Portland.

01:14:49.000 Antifa gathered bullet casings before police came.

01:14:52.000 I forget that one.

01:14:53.000 Yeah, me too.

01:14:55.000 And then September 4th, Antifa shoots Samoan man in Olympia, Washington.

01:14:59.000 So Real Clear Politics did a documentation of this.

01:15:04.000 3.7.

01:15:08.000 Real Clear Investigations, a resource on violent political unrest, continually updated.

01:15:14.000 Now, if you zoom in on this, you'll see the key facts and figures for...

01:15:20.000 Go to the top there.

01:15:22.000 So the top is the meandering.

01:15:25.000 The middle is George Floyd.

01:15:27.000 And then the inauguration riot is the last one.

01:15:31.000 So it's only the first one that is patriots, right?

01:15:37.000 No fatalities for cops, despite what the left tells you.

01:15:40.000 140 officers assaulted.

01:15:43.000 Officers who died.

01:15:44.000 Non-officers who died, Ashley Babbitt and three others.

01:15:48.000 Arrests, 570.

01:15:50.000 Assault, estimated damage, I think it says 1.5 million.

01:15:53.000 It's kind of blurry.

01:15:55.000 And then we have, go back to the top again.

01:15:58.000 Oh, the George Floyd riots overall.

01:16:00.000 Look at that.

01:16:01.000 $1 billion to $2 billion in damage.

01:16:04.000 I disagree.

01:16:05.000 Those numbers came out early, and those numbers are based on who had insurance.

01:16:09.000 They're doing insurance payouts.

01:16:10.000 A good 60% of small businesses have no insurance.

01:16:14.000 So the number is much more like 3 billion.

01:16:19.000 We had 80 weapons, 44 assaults, 16,000 arrests.

01:16:26.000 How many officers, non-officers who died is what, 620?

01:16:31.000 Is that what that says?

01:16:33.000 Zoom in a bit more?

01:16:35.000 On the George Philip.

01:16:37.000 Oh, 6 to 20.

01:16:38.000 6 to 20.

01:16:38.000 Yeah, it's hard to say.

01:16:40.000 And then officers, police officer fatalities, 1.

01:16:46.000 Oh.

01:16:48.000 Non-officers who died 16,000.

01:16:51.000 No, that's arrests, arrests, arrests.

01:16:54.000 And then let's go to the last one, the inauguration riot.

01:16:57.000 You're going to have to move it a little more because I've got the camera in the way.

01:17:01.000 0.12, 0.234.

01:17:03.000 Yeah, that's irrelevant.

01:17:04.000 That shouldn't even be there.

01:17:05.000 I think the more interesting juxtaposition is the first two.

01:17:10.000 And another third juxtaposition would be media attention to George Floyd riots that are mostly peaceful to the Capitol riot, which was, according to many, worse than 9-11.

01:17:23.000 And then finally in Antifa, Andy No versus Chad Loader.

01:17:27.000 Chad Loader is a guy who calls himself a journalist.

01:17:29.000 He's a violent Antifa extremist who was recently served restraining order.

01:17:34.000 Antifa extremists has been trying to intimidate me into silence for reporting out he was forced to turn in his firearm because of a restraining order to retaliate.

01:17:42.000 He's spreading defamatory lies and quickly deleting the tweets, but I have receipts.

01:17:45.000 Surfshark fell for the hoax.

01:17:47.000 So Surfshark was a sponsor on Postmillennial, and they were Antifa harassed out of their promotion.

01:17:57.000 Why do you run ads on a site by Andy No.

01:17:59.000 See, this is amazing.

01:18:00.000 Chad Loader's a violent extremist.

01:18:02.000 He sends one tweet to a company and they shit their pants and shut down.

01:18:08.000 That's a big part of all these problems here.

01:18:11.000 Look at the face.

01:18:12.000 That meme, sorry, that emoji sums up the problem with this corporate wokeness and how scared they are.

01:18:19.000 Media freedom is one of our core values, so we're going to punish a journalist.

01:18:23.000 And this is just speechless.

01:18:25.000 What a bunch of fucking dorks.

01:18:27.000 Next.

01:18:29.000 When people say Andy No provides kill lists for journalists, they're not kidding.

01:18:32.000 Andy No just tweeted a how-to guy for murdering me and my child inside our home when he colluded with a proud boy currently under federal investigation to do it.

01:18:40.000 So I guess he showed footage of Chad being served his restraining order.

01:18:44.000 And the argument is they can see Chad inside his house.

01:18:48.000 So that is doxing him.

01:18:49.000 Meanwhile, all Antifa does is dox.

01:18:53.000 Keep going.

01:18:55.000 That was the end of that.

01:18:56.000 No, but there should be another picture of him with a teacher covered in blood.

01:19:00.000 Maybe go down?

01:19:00.000 Yeah, there it is.

01:19:01.000 Oh, that was the preacher, right?

01:19:03.000 No hate rallies in L.A. Get the fuck out.

01:19:06.000 And that's that street preacher guy covered in blood after Antifa bashed him in the head.

01:19:11.000 Did you see they found him and unmasked him?

01:19:14.000 Who?

01:19:16.000 I just saw this.

01:19:17.000 I liked it on my Twitter, so I'm going to find it.

01:19:20.000 It's funny.

01:19:21.000 The guy who beat up that priest?

01:19:23.000 Yeah.

01:19:24.000 I assumed it was Chad Loader.

01:19:28.000 It's like a pudgy Asian guy. 1.00

01:19:30.000 I'll look for it.

01:19:31.000 Zandy No.

01:19:32.000 What's the next picture there?

01:19:34.000 I'm a journalist?

01:19:37.000 I am not a journalist.

01:19:38.000 I'm an activist.

01:19:39.000 I'm speaking to a specific community who knows how to read through the lines.

01:19:43.000 Oops.

01:19:45.000 You said the quiet part out loud, Chad.

01:19:49.000 All right.

01:19:50.000 You better find your thing because we're about to dip into the mail B. Yeah, I don't want to put this on hold any longer, so I'll just look for it.

01:20:01.000 Okay.

01:20:15.000 Let me touch it.

01:20:18.000 All right, dudes.

01:20:22.000 Hey, Ryan, look up hood slash vlogs on Snapchat.

01:20:26.000 It is an endless supply of videos that demonstrate why, in large numbers, blacks and whites will never get along in America. 1.00

01:20:33.000 Snapchat is still a thing?

01:20:36.000 Yeah, kind of.

01:20:39.000 Looks like they have a site.

01:20:40.000 Hood Vlogs?

01:20:41.000 No, this is a different thing.

01:20:42.000 I guess you got to look on Snapchat.

01:20:44.000 I don't know if we could see.

01:20:46.000 Oh, that must be...

01:20:47.000 Unless this is it.

01:20:48.000 This must be the videos from their Snapchat put on a website.

01:20:52.000 This seems like they're doing tours of their neighborhoods.

01:20:55.000 Coming over here might be the last thing you do.

01:20:58.000 That's all I got to say.

01:20:59.000 It's real BMF.

01:21:00.000 You ain't getting money out here.

01:21:01.000 You don't know nothing.

01:21:02.000 You don't know nothing.

01:21:04.000 What y'all really doing?

01:21:05.000 On the strip, what an above that.

01:21:07.000 We normalize the chaos over here.

01:21:09.000 This block's different, but you're not going to understand it unless you're from here.

01:21:12.000 If you ain't from here, just don't come here. 1.00

01:21:14.000 Now we out here.

01:21:15.000 Look at the goofies.

01:21:17.000 Woof deals popping.

01:21:18.000 Wolfie.

01:21:21.000 Always held me.

01:21:24.000 See, this is what I was talking about when I was talking about race.

01:21:28.000 This is a group that is ethnically and culturally different from the rest of America. 0.95

01:21:33.000 Let's isolate the discussion of race to them and not Javier Bardem and Kamala Harris.

01:21:40.000 They're not invited.

01:21:45.000 If you tough enough to get to the middle of the project, you like that.

01:21:47.000 I ain't going to hold you up.

01:21:48.000 But right here, it's 10 buildings.

01:21:52.000 We got damn near three on the 5th, 3 on Linux, and then the rest of them is in between.

01:21:57.000 You see the kingdom lights right there?

01:21:59.000 Like, we used to play ball around a certain time.

01:22:01.000 Like, I used to give it like 10, 11 o'clock.

01:22:03.000 The lights would go out.

01:22:05.000 Once the lights go out, oh man, God bless.

01:22:08.000 Take it in the crib because the niggas know people gonna book you. 1.00

01:22:11.000 You gonna get harmed out here once them lights go out.

01:22:16.000 But they keep the lights on because they know we be on bad time, but the niggas still could get hurt. 1.00

01:22:20.000 People that played at the rucka, I went on a ride along there, and a woman had about, I don't know, eight grand in cash.

01:22:31.000 And her cousin called some dudes and had both of them get robbed.

01:22:37.000 So she's like, oh, no, oh no, what's happening?

01:22:40.000 Meanwhile, she had set up the whole thing.

01:22:42.000 And the girl was crying to the cops about the money that was stolen because it was her tuition money. 1.00

01:22:55.000 You get that?

01:22:57.000 No.

01:22:59.000 Oh, fuck.

01:23:00.000 I fucked up the joke.

01:23:01.000 I didn't get it at all.

01:23:03.000 No, there's nothing to get because I got it wrong.

01:23:04.000 She said it was her intuition money.

01:23:06.000 Oh, that's funny.

01:23:07.000 Yeah, you can't correct it.

01:23:10.000 It takes away the whole funny fun.

01:23:11.000 Hey, Cleef Squad, check out this study that broke.

01:23:13.000 With the current variant, 48% of parents are experiencing little to no symptoms of COVID, although they test positive.

01:23:20.000 When are people going to wake up to this stupid shit?

01:23:25.000 With the current variant.

01:23:27.000 So are they vaccinated, though?

01:23:29.000 A new study suggests that almost half of those hospitalized with COVID-19 have mild or asymptomatic cases.

01:23:35.000 So what are they doing going to the hospital?

01:23:38.000 They should have just stayed home and taken their horse dewormer.

01:23:46.000 Dear Gavin Ryan, I can't stop laughing days later at a moment that occurred during your last live show.

01:23:52.000 It may potentially be the funniest thing I've ever seen.

01:23:54.000 Oh my.

01:23:56.000 Reminiscent of the Mr. Show sketch where David Cross is hosting a live show that airs on TV the next day, a constant feedback loop of Gavin yelling at Ryan ensues.

01:24:09.000 Yeah, I remember that.

01:24:10.000 There's a fantastic sketch where David Cross has a call-in show that's not live.

01:24:16.000 So he announces that it's about dog care, but by the time it airs, it's next week.

01:24:22.000 So people who are watching the show are watching the previous weeks, and the previous week was about whether to get a swimming pool or not or whatever.

01:24:29.000 And so people keep asking about the swimming pool because that's what they're seeing.

01:24:32.000 And then over the course of time, he gets more and more stressed out until he's like bald and he's got big bags under his eyes.

01:24:40.000 The pre-taped Colin Show.

01:24:42.000 Two priceless minutes of hearing 30-second delay, irate screaming coming out of the caller's end.

01:24:49.000 You may find it more frustrating than funny.

01:24:53.000 Okay, I got the time code 135.

01:25:04.000 Hello, can you hear me?

01:25:06.000 Yeah, let's get it.

01:25:10.000 Can you hear us?

01:25:13.000 Well, they can't hear me.

01:25:14.000 Wait.

01:25:15.000 Hello, can you hear me?

01:25:19.000 This better not happen.

01:25:20.000 Hello, can you hear me?

01:25:21.000 Thursday, Ryan.

01:25:24.000 So I didn't do a Skype restart.

01:25:25.000 Let me try that.

01:25:26.000 Yeah, let's give that a whirl.

01:25:28.000 Let's give that a fucking whirl.

01:25:37.000 It's not happening, sir.

01:25:39.000 You said 1.35.

01:25:41.000 Definitely when we're at work and we have free time, let's definitely just listen to podcasts and dick around all fucking day.

01:25:49.000 All right.

01:25:50.000 We get it.

01:25:51.000 There was feedback on that.

01:25:52.000 Non-stop.

01:25:53.000 Tent is a bad time.

01:25:58.000 Narrow.

01:25:59.000 What's that time code?

01:26:01.000 1.35.45.

01:26:03.000 Hello?

01:26:08.000 What the fuck?

01:26:11.000 Hello?

01:26:12.000 Hello!

01:26:14.000 Okay, now show the Mr. Show one.

01:26:16.000 Hang up on that.

01:26:20.000 Instead, call about cooking, which is next week's topic.

01:26:26.000 Okay?

01:26:27.000 If you wanted to talk about the elderly, you should have called last week when our pet care show was airing, but we were taping the elderly show.

01:26:36.000 This is the 9-11 mailbag thing again, too.

01:26:41.000 Okay, so here we go.

01:26:46.000 Hello.

01:26:47.000 Hi, Ken.

01:26:47.000 Great show.

01:26:48.000 Thank you.

01:26:49.000 What can I do for you?

01:26:50.000 My dog has a disobedience problem.

01:26:53.000 Okay, okay.

01:26:55.000 There you go.

01:26:57.000 Okay.

01:26:59.000 That's boo-boo number one. 0.96

01:27:01.000 Hopefully, that'll be our last.

01:27:03.000 Okay, look, if you wanted to talk about fun stuff.

01:27:07.000 Yo, Gavin Rai, I've noticed when abortion activists talk about abortion, they always say an abortion is a deeply personal choice.

01:27:14.000 If their babies are just a clump of uninformed cells, why would this be such a deeply personal issue?

01:27:21.000 Crush that zygote and get back in the saddle. 0.99

01:27:25.000 Wait.

01:27:26.000 Again, with the fucking grammar.

01:27:28.000 If their babies are just a clump of unformed cells, why would this be such deeply personal issue?

01:27:35.000 Such a deeply personal issue, Chris.

01:27:37.000 Please read your letters when you send them to us.

01:27:39.000 Let's try again for the fifth time from scratch, and I'll have to edit as I talk.

01:27:44.000 I've noticed when abortion activists talk about abortion, they always say an abortion is a deeply personal choice.

01:27:50.000 If their babies are just a clump of unformed cells, why would this be such a deeply personal issue?

01:27:57.000 And then he goes, crush that zygote and get back in the saddle.

01:28:00.000 I think they know deep down they are doing something very wrong, but maybe don't give a shit and it's just political.

01:28:04.000 What do you think?

01:28:05.000 Your letter's ruined because you didn't read it.

01:28:08.000 Hey, Gavin Rye, how clueless was it for those two talentless minstrels to try to convince people to get the vaccine by singing a parody song that's basically calling everyone fucking morons for not complying?

01:28:17.000 Real convincing, Amber.

01:28:19.000 Yeah, Fox News.

01:28:20.000 I guess what they were trying to do, though, was say, if you refuse the vaccine, you're as bad as us Fox News guys.

01:28:31.000 What's this?

01:28:32.000 Communist fuck?

01:28:33.000 Yeah, that's an ancient Chinese secret, but maybe not everyone's seen it.

01:28:37.000 Joe Biden's Awakening in Trudeau.

01:28:40.000 Things to cover here, but look to Dr. Sherwood.

01:28:44.000 Are we moving?

01:28:45.000 Joe Biden.

01:28:48.000 Wake up.

01:28:52.000 Joe Biden.

01:28:53.000 Wake up.

01:28:58.000 One of the things that I strongly believe is realized,

01:29:23.000 Brian is my Joe Biden.

01:29:36.000 Hello, Mr. President.

01:29:40.000 Wake up.

01:29:52.000 This administration is elder abuse.

01:29:55.000 The Hague is going to take America to court, world court.

01:30:01.000 We're all going to jail, folks.

01:30:03.000 No.

01:30:04.000 I hope they have another planet with room for 331 million prisoners.

01:30:10.000 And then there's the communist fuck, Trudeau thing, I'm sure everyone's seen, but you can go check it out if you want.

01:30:17.000 Might as well play it just so everyone can see it.

01:30:20.000 Okay.

01:30:37.000 This is from Bill Cosby, Elliot Page at the Met Gala.

01:30:42.000 I saw someone else put this up and go, who invited little kids?

01:30:47.000 She's such a weirdo, man. 1.00

01:30:50.000 Look at her weird shoes. 1.00

01:30:53.000 Zoom in on those.

01:30:58.000 Valentiaga.

01:31:00.000 That's like hack, high fashion shit.

01:31:03.000 And then look at her suit.

01:31:05.000 It doesn't fit.

01:31:06.000 Your sleeves aren't supposed to go down that far, there, my dear.

01:31:09.000 Our very own Josh LaCash said, it's her bomb mitzvah, everybody.

01:31:15.000 When women become men, they always look like 13-year-old boys. 1.00

01:31:20.000 Okay, last one.

01:31:22.000 Oh, crap.

01:31:23.000 Look what I could do.

01:31:25.000 You press tab.

01:31:27.000 Or this button, rather?

01:31:28.000 You can zoom in on whatever you like.

01:31:30.000 What's the button?

01:31:31.000 It's right below escape.

01:31:33.000 The little tilde.

01:31:35.000 Oh, cool.

01:31:36.000 Pretty neat.

01:31:38.000 Dear gay, Tard and Chinkerbell. 1.00

01:31:40.000 Baby Monsters is faggy, but I've been struggling to think of a good replacement nickname for his fans.

01:31:44.000 It's not it's it's settled.

01:31:48.000 The suggestion box is on fire for a reason.

01:31:51.000 Baby Monsters is what you're called. 1.00

01:31:53.000 This really just happened.

01:31:56.000 What?

01:31:57.000 Look, and Norm McDonald died.

01:31:59.000 What?

01:32:00.000 Yeah.

01:32:02.000 Holy shit.

01:32:03.000 That so sucks.

01:32:07.000 61?

01:32:08.000 Secret battle with cancer.

01:32:11.000 Wow.

01:32:12.000 That's terrible.

01:32:14.000 He was like one of the only funny guys still in like mainstream-ish territory.

01:32:20.000 Yeah, he never faltered.

01:32:23.000 He never capitulated.

01:32:26.000 He never bent the knee.

01:32:29.000 No matter how politically correct things got, he was edgy in the 70s and 80s.

01:32:34.000 He was edgy last week.

01:32:37.000 What a stalwart of comedy.

01:32:39.000 What a relentless wit Norm McDonald was.

01:32:42.000 No one denied his wit.

01:32:45.000 Not his worst enemy.

01:32:48.000 He was one of the most talentless, whoa, talented comedians in American history.

01:32:56.000 Just real.

01:32:56.000 Just like naturally funny.

01:32:58.000 A Canadian.

01:33:00.000 He was so good in every situation.

01:33:02.000 And like I just fucked up and said talentless because I'm imperfect.

01:33:06.000 He never fucked up.

01:33:09.000 You never saw him be awkward.

01:33:11.000 And if you did, it was a bit where he was trolling you.

01:33:16.000 He was really the first troll, the ultimate troll.

01:33:19.000 He kind of invented it.

01:33:20.000 Yeah.

01:33:21.000 He trolled Weekend Update.

01:33:22.000 Nobody did Weekend Update like him.

01:33:24.000 He was like, they always were like, dude, that's too much.

01:33:30.000 Show the picture, the video of him on Weekend Update where he's talking about women and comedy, and a woman wrote that joke.

01:33:41.000 Well, that's the end of the letters page.

01:33:43.000 Holy shit.

01:33:43.000 Actually, you know, when I was on Saturday Night Live, when they wanted to do Weekend Update, they wanted me to do it with a girl.

01:33:48.000 They wanted it to be two people.

01:33:50.000 Look at this.

01:33:50.000 Right here.

01:33:52.000 But I said no.

01:33:54.000 I said no.

01:33:56.000 But I said, it was very funny because it was a big argument because they go, because Lauren goes, no, no, no.

01:34:01.000 Like Lauren has all these theories.

01:34:03.000 And he goes, no, you'll bring, if you get a girl, you'll bring her the comedy and she'll bring you the sex and Ginger and Fred. 0.56

01:34:12.000 And I'm like, what?

01:34:13.000 Weren't they dangerous?

01:34:14.000 I didn't know what he was talking about.

01:34:16.000 But I said, I don't really want to do it with somebody.

01:34:18.000 Just let Franken do it or something, you know?

01:34:21.000 But he really wanted me to do it with a lady.

01:34:25.000 And then Steve Martin was the host that week.

01:34:27.000 It was really funny.

01:34:28.000 And then Lauren goes, let's hear what Steve has to say about it, you know.

01:34:32.000 So then Steve Martin comes in and he goes, Norm, Norm's, we're talking about having maybe Norm and a co-host do it, you know, do it with a girl.

01:34:39.000 What do you think of that, Steve?

01:34:40.000 And then Steve goes, oh man, he goes, I did this award show last week, and he goes, they put me with some stupid actress, and we had to, you know, present the award together, and she wrecked everything.

01:34:53.000 So he kind of says that.

01:34:54.000 So he pulled it out of the fire?

01:34:55.000 Yeah, I was really lucky.

01:34:56.000 Because I saw a weekend update where you were talking about that.

01:35:01.000 It was probably at the time, I'm guessing.

01:35:03.000 How Canadian is that guy?

01:35:04.000 Holy shit.

01:35:05.000 Being away from Canada for so long, I hear the accent like crazy. 1.00

01:35:09.000 Whereas when I moved here, I would be like, what's everyone talking about?

01:35:12.000 I didn't say a boot.

01:35:13.000 But now you hear...

01:35:14.000 Anyway, don't talk about yourself at a fucking obituary. 0.68

01:35:19.000 No one ever really had that accent, which is kind of odd, right?

01:35:22.000 Yeah, maybe he came here so early, you got rid of it.

01:35:25.000 Norm McDonald's Best Jokes on Weekend Update.

01:35:28.000 Maybe it'll be in that one.

01:35:35.000 I cannot believe he's dead.

01:35:38.000 How cool of him not to mention his cancer.

01:35:40.000 So many other movie stars, like, pray for me here.

01:35:43.000 I'm just getting out of the hospital.

01:35:50.000 No interest at all in seeing those.

01:35:53.000 In Music News, Dr. Jack Kravorkian has performed and recorded a one-hour CD of his own jazz compositions for the flute.

01:36:01.000 You know, Dr. Kravorkian, I've listened to your CD, and I've got some advice.

01:36:05.000 Don't quit your day job.

01:36:07.000 All right?

01:36:09.000 You know, murdering old people? 1.00

01:36:11.000 Stick with that.

01:36:13.000 Stay away from the flute and stick with the murdering old people. 1.00

01:36:17.000 This is my advice.

01:36:19.000 Earlier today.

01:36:20.000 He saves a bit that wasn't landing.

01:36:22.000 Even though I think that's a good joke.

01:36:24.000 He wrote all these, by the way.

01:36:25.000 The anti-jokes was kind of all him, too.

01:36:27.000 Or just like a joke that just fell flat on purpose, like belly-flopped on purpose.

01:36:32.000 Is the one you're thinking about about Sarah Silverman?

01:36:35.000 No.

01:36:35.000 Okay.

01:36:36.000 Ever, a Beatles memorabilia took place in Tokyo.

01:36:40.000 Among the one-of-a-kind items on the block were Paul McCartney's birth certificate, a white Mercedes-Benz owned by John Lennon, and rarest of all, a photo of George Harrison not looking haggard.

01:36:57.000 Have you ever seen them developing a pill which can give women orgasms without having sex? 0.99

01:37:10.000 Read about this revolutionary discovery in my new book, The World's Most Dangerous Drug.

01:37:22.000 Him on Rotten Stern and Roten Conan, too.

01:37:25.000 It's just like the most memorable moments of both of those shows.

01:37:28.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:37:28.000 He would make everyone so uncomfortable.

01:37:30.000 And he loved it.

01:37:31.000 It's a four-minute joke that goes nowhere.

01:37:34.000 It was fucking hilarious.

01:37:35.000 Oh, I remember this one, yeah.

01:37:37.000 Oh, man.

01:37:40.000 Well, that's way too bad, man.

01:37:42.000 I don't want that to happen.

01:37:46.000 Let's look at one more thing from Norm.

01:37:50.000 Just go to Norm.

01:37:51.000 Is it MacDonald?

01:37:52.000 Yeah.

01:37:53.000 MacDonald.

01:37:55.000 Another great Scott.

01:37:58.000 Videos.

01:38:00.000 And then what is it now?

01:38:05.000 Any license?

01:38:06.000 What's his most popular video?

01:38:09.000 This one is a best of Norm.

01:38:11.000 It's an hour, 35 minutes.

01:38:13.000 Stand-up about coronavirus.

01:38:14.000 That was brand new then.

01:38:18.000 Yeah, there's a bunch of really great compilations.

01:38:21.000 35 minutes of Norman Donald Trump.

01:38:22.000 Okay, do the best of Norm McDonald.

01:38:24.000 Let's just land the needle anywhere in the record.

01:38:26.000 Okay.

01:38:26.000 Just to show how good he was.

01:38:28.000 How's everything going?

01:38:29.000 Man, couldn't be better.

01:38:30.000 Life is fantastic.

01:38:33.000 Yeah.

01:38:34.000 I like life, man.

01:38:35.000 You do, really?

01:38:36.000 Oh, my God.

01:38:36.000 People are complaining about it.

01:38:38.000 First of all, you're lucky enough to be alive when you think about it.

01:38:42.000 You know what I'm saying?

01:38:43.000 Your mother had to have sex with your father. 1.00

01:38:47.000 Your grandparents had to have sex. 1.00

01:38:49.000 Grand-great-grandparents had to have sex. 0.77

01:38:51.000 It's lucky you're alive.

01:38:53.000 My God.

01:38:53.000 It's amazing.

01:38:54.000 I'm so happy every day.

01:38:56.000 You should be sad because it's just a fluke.

01:38:59.000 There's so many, many more people that never got to be alive.

01:39:07.000 That's an interesting point, I guess.

01:39:09.000 If you do the math.

01:39:10.000 So when people talk to me about it, I'm like, man, it's the greatest gig in the world, being alive.

01:39:15.000 You get to eat a denny's, wear a hat, whatever they want.

01:39:19.000 Get haircuts.

01:39:20.000 It is.

01:39:21.000 Well, good.

01:39:21.000 I'm glad life is going well.

01:39:22.000 I know.

01:39:23.000 Kill us.

01:39:24.000 Okay, that's enough.

01:39:25.000 Dude, is that a sign?

01:39:26.000 That was really rough.

01:39:27.000 We were about to give up, and I said, no, let's look at one more.

01:39:30.000 I don't know what compelled me to say that.

01:39:32.000 And then I said, drop the needle anywhere.

01:39:36.000 I meant in the middle somewhere.

01:39:37.000 You started at the beginning for some strange reason, and it was about life and how we should all be happy to be alive.

01:39:46.000 Is that Norm speaking to us from the afterlife?

01:39:50.000 Saying, guys, don't mourn me.

01:39:52.000 I had a good run.

01:39:54.000 You enjoy your own lives.

01:39:56.000 And don't take it for granted.

01:39:58.000 Right after, we're talking about Owen Benjamin, too.

01:40:00.000 He says, it's Norm McDonald, not Morn McDonald.

01:40:04.000 That's the nicest too-soon joke a man can tell.

01:40:10.000 Okay.

01:40:12.000 Let's go to the final video.

01:40:13.000 It seems pretty pointless after this heavy news, but we got to do it.

01:40:32.000 I think this is something Norm McDonald would have liked.

01:40:35.000 He enjoyed awkwardness and uncomfortable moments, and he enjoyed mocking insincere.

01:40:42.000 If there's one thing Norm McDonald was, it was relentlessly sincere.

01:40:46.000 That was kind of the secret to his comedy, is that he didn't care what you thought, and he was never a phony.

01:40:53.000 You know what I mean?

01:40:54.000 He was never trying to ingratiate himself with you.

01:40:57.000 Yeah, that's the more important angle, is that he was never trying to kiss your ass and make you like him.

01:41:01.000 He did not give a shit if you liked him or not.

01:41:05.000 He wasn't trying to get in your pants.

01:41:08.000 Unlike this dude in Big Brother, who thinks he's in a movie.

01:41:15.000 I'm pretty sure.

01:41:19.000 No.

01:41:21.000 I know.

01:41:25.000 Christian, I'm real.

01:41:30.000 You can always look at me.

01:41:32.000 Tell me.

01:41:41.000 You can always look at me.

01:41:47.000 You can always look at me and see home.

01:41:55.000 Wow.

01:41:57.000 That's.

01:41:58.000 You can always look at me and see home.

01:42:00.000 Wow.

01:42:01.000 What a show. 0.68

01:42:03.000 What an amazing turn of events.

01:42:06.000 AOC's dress does not matter. 0.99

01:42:08.000 What matters is your legacy, your family, building something real that lasts, character, showing your kids' character.

01:42:15.000 As Owen Benjamin says, the most important thing you can do this lifetime is make a family.

01:42:22.000 Build a future for your children and cherish every day you have.

01:42:28.000 Get off the internet.

01:42:29.000 Get outside.

01:42:30.000 Stop lamenting some dumb mistake you made 10, 15 years ago online.

01:42:35.000 Coulda, woulda, shoulda.

01:42:36.000 That's a total and utter waste of time.

01:42:38.000 As Norm McDonald said, it's the fact that we are here.

01:42:42.000 The odds of that are unfathomably small.

01:42:45.000 Show some gratitude to the guy upstairs and pay him back by spending less time working about some dumb cunt's dress and more time worrying about getting up your wife's dress and making some babies. 0.99

01:42:57.000 Get fired.

01:42:58.000 Get in trouble.

01:42:58.000 Be brave and never stop fighting.

01:43:04.000 It was a massive dumb.

01:43:05.000 Wow.

01:43:06.000 And you sit around and laugh at us.

01:43:08.000 Medical doctors gave that to me.

01:43:09.000 It is incredible.

01:43:11.000 It helped his family.

01:43:12.000 It helped me.

01:43:12.000 It helped everybody.

01:43:13.000 And murder or Sauci.

01:43:15.000 Don't want you to know.

01:43:16.000 And he wants the planet to himself.

01:43:17.000 And they want you dead.

01:43:19.000 Well, guess what?

01:43:21.000 Rolling over and dying.

01:43:22.000 Something to me.

01:43:23.000 You little murder and dying.

01:43:30.000 And they just go riddling.

01:43:40.000 Watch me.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - September 14, 2021

S04E29 - STOP TALKING ABOUT AOC'S DRESS

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