Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S04E38 - NEW HAIRDO

00:00:14.000 I'm from New York.

00:00:16.000 It's Get Off My Walk with Yummy.

00:00:32.000 I was in your wet came, driving in the car.

00:00:35.000 Show you with the stride of the road, there's no one left.

00:00:39.000 Touching your shout, touching your shout, touching your, touching your shout, touching your shout.

00:00:51.000 Everybody's talking about wet leg.

00:00:56.000 British band, two chicks and a bunch of dudes doing the heavy lifting. 1.00

00:01:02.000 They seem just fine.

00:01:04.000 Please stop sending me that band.

00:01:05.000 Their other song where they're also in the country has been sent to me six million fucking times.

00:01:13.000 Yes, they're a good British band.

00:01:14.000 You know, I have this tendency, and I've talked about this before, where I hear about a band.

00:01:19.000 I want to know where they're from.

00:01:21.000 UK isn't enough.

00:01:22.000 I want, like, are they from Devon?

00:01:24.000 Are they from Liverpool?

00:01:26.000 Are they from East London?

00:01:27.000 Were they born and raised in London?

00:01:29.000 It's kind of hard to find the story behind them.

00:01:34.000 But then I'm thinking, you people don't care about that, do you?

00:01:42.000 Like, that's the first thing I go to.

00:01:46.000 No, like, where they're from?

00:01:47.000 Yeah.

00:01:48.000 Absolutely not.

00:01:49.000 Right, because you guys, Ryan, by the way, has Halloween decorations going.

00:01:55.000 You guys are like the internet generation, so it's not relevant where a band was raised.

00:02:02.000 Like Leonard Skynyrd, they're not an Alabama band, they're a Jackson, Florida, Jacksonville, Florida band.

00:02:08.000 So I think of them as, you know, hot rednecks. 0.98

00:02:12.000 I don't mean sexy, I mean humid.

00:02:16.000 But with you, you know, you guys are all over the web, so you don't think regionally.

00:02:22.000 Is that the truth?

00:02:23.000 Yeah, I'd say that's about right.

00:02:25.000 Interesting.

00:02:26.000 I remember back when we were playing shows, it mattered.

00:02:29.000 Like, these guys are from Warwick, and then everybody from Warwick was really artsy.

00:02:32.000 And you're like, fuck, those guys are good.

00:02:34.000 And the New Paul's guys were really proficient at their instruments, but like kind of sucked at making music.

00:02:40.000 Like you.

00:02:42.000 No, more of Warwick guy.

00:02:45.000 I was going to play this song we got from a baby monster who's in Norway who said this comes from a time when people were funny and being good at it.

00:03:02.000 New wheels on the block.

00:03:05.000 He's not playing.

00:03:09.000 It's like Joe Tonelli.

00:03:22.000 Happy to know.

00:03:45.000 It's a hard note to hit.

00:03:46.000 That is very hard.

00:03:48.000 They played it at the gym this morning.

00:03:54.000 Dude, my fucking hair, I like this new hairdo because I can wear baseball hats and I don't get recognized.

00:04:02.000 And it's not that I'm scared of fighting, but I don't like selfies.

00:04:06.000 And so I was like, hey man, big fan, big fan.

00:04:09.000 Oh, yeah?

00:04:10.000 Yeah, can I get a selfie?

00:04:11.000 Yeah?

00:04:11.000 Okay.

00:04:12.000 What's your favorite show on censor.tv?

00:04:15.000 What?

00:04:16.000 Oh, you're not subscribed.

00:04:17.000 But you're a huge fan.

00:04:19.000 What is the bird which is?

00:04:21.000 Yeah.

00:04:21.000 Ever heard of a bald eagle?

00:04:23.000 So, like, no.

00:04:25.000 Oh, I've been really busy.

00:04:26.000 I've got that 100 times where I just got...

00:04:27.000 Patrick Coffin goes, I'm with this guy who was in Rambo and he's a huge fan.

00:04:32.000 And he would freak out if you sent him a voicemail.

00:04:35.000 And I'm like, is he subscribed to?

00:04:37.000 No, I didn't say is he.

00:04:38.000 I said, if he's such a fan, why isn't he subscribed to censored.tv?

00:04:43.000 And then they did the same thing.

00:04:44.000 Like, oh, he's been in movies, blah, blah, blah, busy.

00:04:46.000 Fuck you.

00:04:48.000 Anyway, so I want to keep this disguise, but it's bothering me because I look like Graydon Carter's loser brother with all the hair floating around.

00:05:06.000 Can you...

00:05:07.000 You know how you made yourself Jesse Lee Peterson yesterday?

00:05:10.000 Oh, yeah.

00:05:10.000 Can you make me Gavin Shave Hair Cutterson?

00:05:14.000 Let's see.

00:05:15.000 Now you'd have to stay still.

00:05:17.000 I'm still tweaking this.

00:05:21.000 This is what I have so far.

00:05:23.000 It's not great.

00:05:25.000 Oh, it moves with me.

00:05:26.000 Yeah, but I'm not done exporting it, so this is the preview file.

00:05:29.000 Okay, this looks like I'm one of those beekeeper guys that has 900 bees.

00:05:37.000 No, this is not going to cut it.

00:05:39.000 I'm still working on it.

00:05:41.000 Okay, but I think I got it.

00:05:43.000 Alright, what about...

00:05:44.000 Oh, Alex is good.

00:05:45.000 Check this out.

00:05:48.000 Isn't that cool?

00:05:49.000 Dude, the technology, and it's following my face.

00:05:54.000 Yeah, it's easier than adding the beard, because then it has to follow it, but deducting, it's easy.

00:05:59.000 How does it do 360?

00:06:00.000 Does it do 360?

00:06:02.000 Yeah, behind your head?

00:06:03.000 Yeah.

00:06:04.000 That's easy.

00:06:06.000 What you can't do is like jump.

00:06:08.000 It'll fuck it all up.

00:06:11.000 Okay, so that's the new thing.

00:06:13.000 I want this to be the filter on my face, because this is who I want to be.

00:06:18.000 And then Homeless Santa will be who I am on the streets.

00:06:21.000 Gotcha.

00:06:22.000 Oh, wait, see, when you moved a little bit like that, move your head quick?

00:06:26.000 Yeah, see, it freaks out a little bit.

00:06:27.000 You can hardly tell, but.

00:06:29.000 Yeah, don't do that too much, because it might jolt it.

00:06:32.000 Yeah, it looks good.

00:06:39.000 People are commenting that now.

00:06:43.000 Seeing the spelling for some of these are really impressive, creative.

00:06:46.000 I actually can't remember if it was or biddle.

00:06:50.000 I think it's badlal up. 1.00

00:06:51.000 Yeah, I think it's bad little up ESPN.

00:06:53.000 That makes the most sense.

00:06:57.000 I started reading Jordan Peterson's new book, Beyond Order.

00:07:01.000 Beyond Order.

00:07:02.000 Beyond Order.

00:07:04.000 And I don't know.

00:07:06.000 He's kind of coming across as a bit of a pussy. 0.95

00:07:11.000 Hi, I'm Tony Sopano Jr.

00:07:16.000 So, I don't know.

00:07:18.000 I love Jordan Peterson.

00:07:19.000 Great guy.

00:07:20.000 He kind of X'd me after I became taboo and stopped appearing on the show, so I'm a little bit biased against him.

00:07:26.000 But you're a clinical psychologist.

00:07:29.000 You are the master of figuring out brains and people's problems.

00:07:32.000 And you are suffering from crippling anxiety and depression.

00:07:36.000 Strike one.

00:07:38.000 Strike two.

00:07:40.000 Whatever doctors say you do.

00:07:41.000 So the doctors go, take some benzos.

00:07:44.000 And you go, okay.

00:07:46.000 And you start taking tons of benzos.

00:07:48.000 Dude, don't listen to doctors per se.

00:07:51.000 Like, if it's cancer and it's an emergency, you listen to a bunch of them and you try to make a decision.

00:07:56.000 But sometimes you just go, no.

00:07:58.000 Like my daughter, if she was super depressed and they said, we're going to put her on some antidepressants, it's going to be fine.

00:08:03.000 I'd go, no, thanks.

00:08:04.000 We'll work it out.

00:08:05.000 Thank you for your input.

00:08:06.000 You're not giving my 15-year-old girl pills.

00:08:09.000 Same with like this Adderall shit they do in school now where they give you Adderall or Ritalin because they say you have attention deficit disorder, which you don't.

00:08:18.000 You're just a kid.

00:08:19.000 And it's easy to teach people on speed.

00:08:22.000 Obviously, they're very interested in what you have to say.

00:08:27.000 So when your doctor said, take a bunch of benzos, you should have said no.

00:08:31.000 He got so fucking addicted to them that he almost died with benzo withdrawals.

00:08:35.000 Meanwhile, his wife has got some crazy, was it cancer or a tumor?

00:08:40.000 Yeah, she's got some crazy tumor. 1.00

00:08:43.000 So if there's one thing you need as a wife when you have a tumor, it's a strong and supportive husband who's not sleeping 12 hours a day on fucking benzos.

00:08:52.000 And he also talks about how going from a professor to someone in the public eye was part of his stress.

00:09:02.000 I mean, I went from relatively unknown.

00:09:05.000 I could be undercover for Project Veritas in, let's say, 2015, 2014, to fucking stop on the street all the time.

00:09:15.000 You get used to it.

00:09:16.000 Try boxing.

00:09:17.000 Try some sort of contact sport.

00:09:21.000 Benzos, and then he's in Moscow for a while on some shit.

00:09:27.000 Then he's in Serbia in another hospital in an induced...

00:09:31.000 Well, Moscow was an induced coma for, I think, 10 days to get him through the worst of the benzos withdrawals, which apparently you can die from.

00:09:39.000 And then they send him to Serbia for another treatment.

00:09:42.000 Meanwhile, his daughter's got some fucked up ankle that has to be completely replaced. 0.88

00:09:46.000 And the wife has got this tumor going. 1.00

00:09:50.000 I don't know.

00:09:53.000 You know what I mean?

00:09:54.000 Seems kind of like a little low on the testosterone.

00:09:58.000 It's very messed up what happened to me.

00:10:02.000 I didn't like it.

00:10:03.000 I mean, it was terrible.

00:10:05.000 Oh, Jordan Peterson.

00:10:07.000 Hello.

00:10:08.000 We've got a lens reset.

00:10:12.000 Ask away. 0.83

00:10:13.000 Your nostrils are much bigger than I remember.

00:10:15.000 Not when I tilt this one.

00:10:18.000 No, they're fine.

00:10:20.000 Yeah, it just seemed to be...

00:10:22.000 You seem to just absolutely collapse every time there's conflict.

00:10:25.000 Like, you collapse and you're totally useless when you become a public figure, which is a little bit stressful, but it's not that bad.

00:10:33.000 And then you collapse and you're almost dead when your wife gets sick and when your daughter has a bad ankle.

00:10:38.000 Like, get it together, dude.

00:10:41.000 Well, my daughter, she got me on an all-meat diet. 0.92

00:10:46.000 And I was eating just meat, Joe Rogan.

00:10:50.000 And I ate a cracker, a wheat thin, and it put me out for a month.

00:10:55.000 I couldn't move or breathe.

00:10:58.000 Yeah, that's the kind of stories he tells.

00:11:01.000 It's true.

00:11:08.000 Otherwise, the book was good.

00:11:10.000 It's a new book?

00:11:10.000 Well, I'm just starting it.

00:11:12.000 And he'll talk about a client he has, a clinical psychologist.

00:11:16.000 I didn't know he was a psychologist.

00:11:17.000 Am I stupid?

00:11:17.000 Did you know that?

00:11:18.000 I knew he was a Dr. Peterson of some sort.

00:11:20.000 Yeah, I thought he was just a professor.

00:11:22.000 Yep.

00:11:23.000 Yep.

00:11:24.000 And then he'll take that case and talk about how important it is, for example, for humans to socialize.

00:11:30.000 And we notice this with rats, too.

00:11:31.000 In fact, after reading that chapter, I went to the local pub.

00:11:36.000 It's very important.

00:11:37.000 You got to get out there.

00:11:38.000 You got to socialize.

00:11:39.000 You don't socialize enough, Ryan.

00:11:41.000 I've got my music meeting tonight, actually.

00:11:45.000 That's not really socializing, no.

00:11:47.000 I call my friends all the time.

00:11:49.000 And risk.

00:11:50.000 That's not socializing either.

00:11:52.000 I had a good joke that I pitched to my friends.

00:11:54.000 I called three of them, and I was like, what do you think of this?

00:11:59.000 I was like, I'm really upset.

00:12:00.000 I was excited for this new Spider-Man, but they have this first transgender bad guy in it. 1.00

00:12:05.000 It's like a male-to-female. 0.60

00:12:07.000 They're like, no way.

00:12:08.000 I'm like, yeah, Dr. Coctopus.

00:12:10.000 Unbelievable.

00:12:12.000 You were so happy with that infantile pun that you called three people and wasted their time?

00:12:17.000 Yeah, one of them liked it.

00:12:21.000 Wow.

00:12:22.000 Yeah.

00:12:23.000 I heard a black guy earlier today at the gym and he was like, yo, man, I'm scared of snakes.

00:12:28.000 They fucking freak me out.

00:12:29.000 It's like I get debilitated.

00:12:31.000 You know what I mean?

00:12:32.000 Like, I can't handle it.

00:12:33.000 I got like reptile dysfunction.

00:12:37.000 Not bad.

00:12:38.000 I made that up.

00:12:39.000 You did?

00:12:40.000 Oh, yes.

00:12:40.000 See, that's a funny pun.

00:12:41.000 That was okay.

00:12:43.000 Speaking of pussies from Toronto, look at this fucking Wimposaurus Rex. 1.00

00:12:48.000 He sees a kid with a gun, which is fun.

00:12:52.000 A kid doesn't need a gun?

00:12:53.000 Oh, sorry, I'm jumping to 1-3.

00:12:55.000 Kid doesn't need a gun?

00:12:58.000 What kind of man?

00:12:59.000 Look at This guy, Mark Slipinski.

00:13:03.000 Where do you see him?

00:13:04.000 Zoom in on him, though, or is that a picture?

00:13:06.000 Oh, it's a picture?

00:13:08.000 He's just such a fuck.

00:13:10.000 Even his shirt.

00:13:11.000 A purple shirt with a purple tie?

00:13:14.000 No.

00:13:15.000 No.

00:13:16.000 So, like a lot of Canadians, they're totally freaked out by guns, especially lefties in...

00:13:25.000 Oh, turn it up.

00:13:26.000 I've never heard him talk.

00:13:27.000 This is the kind of guy that can't handle kids having guns.

00:13:30.000 That is the same guy, right?

00:13:31.000 Yeah.

00:13:32.000 Look at his smile.

00:13:33.000 He's got a junior soprano smile.

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00:13:48.000 What are you, a fucking Wikipedia spam?

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00:14:03.000 Every account you use should have a stronger account.

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00:14:11.000 Don't get a gun, of course, but have a good password.

00:14:15.000 You know what my password is?

00:14:17.000 It's chimpanzee, but the I is a one and the E's are threes. 0.98

00:14:23.000 I don't know if you should be telling people that.

00:14:31.000 What a weird smile.

00:14:32.000 Yes.

00:14:32.000 Actually, it's a little concerned.

00:14:34.000 So it was fun seeing the reactions to him because it was like that guy.

00:14:37.000 Remember that liberal who shot a gun and he started crying?

00:14:48.000 Yes, yes, use your hate.

00:14:51.000 Only weak men would be mad about this.

00:14:54.000 How am I weak?

00:14:55.000 Kids don't need guns.

00:14:57.000 I wasn't alive for it, but I remember a time when it was normal, a regular thing.

00:15:01.000 They even had shooting rangers at school.

00:15:04.000 Heck, even movies centered around it.

00:15:05.000 Much better times.

00:15:06.000 Even Power Rangers had them.

00:15:08.000 They called them blade blasters.

00:15:11.000 Yeah, look at that first picture in the top left.

00:15:15.000 Make America great again.

00:15:18.000 When was America ever great?

00:15:20.000 That morning.

00:15:22.000 Fauci won't let us.

00:15:24.000 I just realized Fauci's not a Jew. 0.78

00:15:26.000 No, I'm not a Jew.

00:15:27.000 I'm an Italian-American.

00:15:30.000 I grew up around Jews in Bensonhurst, and I guess my accent got a little...

00:15:36.000 We're trying to provide a way so you can go outside and you won't be denoyed access to go outside.

00:15:45.000 I would hate to be denoyed.

00:15:47.000 So there's this weird Facebook controversy going on right now.

00:15:50.000 I think I sent you an email about it just now, Ryan.

00:15:55.000 But Facebook was down for about a day, so was Instagram.

00:16:00.000 There's the big whistleblower on 60 Minutes.

00:16:04.000 But whereas you and I see Facebook as a left-wing place that's responsible for the bubble and think it should be flushed down the toilet because it's why families aren't speaking to each other, the left sees Facebook and Twitter for that matter as horrible places where Nazis conspire to take over the government and they should be censored.

00:16:28.000 Jen Saki's PR firm is representing the Facebook whistleblower.

00:16:31.000 So this chick who was on 60 Minutes, no, that's not, ignore that. 0.99

00:16:36.000 That chick who was on 60 Minutes was on 60 Minutes to say, we need to censor the right more. 0.92

00:16:44.000 Facebook isn't doing enough.

00:16:46.000 Facebook is white supremacy central.

00:16:48.000 Imagine planning on whistleblower to expose yourself for not censoring enough so you can censor more.

00:16:52.000 Yeah, that's what's going on.

00:16:54.000 Maybe this conspiracy is just a conspiracy and a conspiracy.

00:16:57.000 I mean, how left-wing do you have to be to go, we've got to stop Facebook?

00:17:01.000 I saw Sasha Baron Cohen was saying that.

00:17:04.000 We have to stop Facebook promoting anti-Semitism.

00:17:08.000 What?

00:17:10.000 Dude, Ryan Rivera is banned from Facebook because he knows me.

00:17:16.000 You think it's too left-wing over there?

00:17:19.000 I snuck back on, but still, all of my fucking personal photos?

00:17:22.000 Gone.

00:17:23.000 Gone.

00:17:24.000 Gone.

00:17:26.000 So that's a non-story, and I think, okay, die.

00:17:29.000 I couldn't care less.

00:17:31.000 It's like Bill Maher getting canceled for going too right.

00:17:34.000 Yeah.

00:17:35.000 Bye.

00:17:36.000 You're too left for me.

00:17:39.000 All right, let's get cooking here. 1.00

00:17:41.000 So the cinema story from yesterday, I'm becoming a real cinephile, was she's still being harassed.

00:17:49.000 Remember, I said this is clearly rehearsed.

00:17:51.000 So now she's being harassed on a plane. 0.74

00:17:53.000 Go to 1-4.

00:17:56.000 Just listen to the way they talk.

00:17:59.000 This is not grassroots.

00:18:01.000 This is not spontaneous.

00:18:04.000 This is, she's going to be on this flight at this time.

00:18:06.000 We're sending you a ticket.

00:18:07.000 Blah, blah, blah.

00:18:08.000 Oh, great.

00:18:08.000 I've turned into Greta Thunberg.

00:18:11.000 Sorry, Tunbug. 1.00

00:18:20.000 All I want to know is what this is going so much better than your blood class every day. 0.74

00:18:31.000 So I just wanted to ask you to get away from it.

00:18:33.000 They're terrorizing her.

00:18:35.000 I think they terrorized her on the plane, too.

00:18:37.000 Yeah, I saw that.

00:18:38.000 What's one five?

00:18:40.000 I hope I have that.

00:18:41.000 I can't believe this filter works so well.

00:18:44.000 Makes me want to get my actual hair like this.

00:18:50.000 An activist advocating for illegal foreign nationals in the U.S., an illegal herself, I assume, that's what it was yesterday, records the encounters of selfie video.

00:19:00.000 See, this is not some woman on a plane who happened to notice that her political adversary was on the same flight.

00:19:08.000 This is someone who had a ticket bought for them by the DNC.

00:19:17.000 Look at a little Mexican mask. 1.00

00:19:20.000 Hola, mask again.

00:19:22.000 Senator, hello.

00:19:23.000 How are you?

00:19:26.000 Sorry, I'm just studying myself.

00:19:28.000 I don't know if you remember me.

00:19:30.000 I just want to know if you can commit as senators if you just commit to passing a reconciliation that provides a pathway to citizenship to make friends for too long.

00:19:47.000 I just need to know if you can commit to passing a budget reconciliation that would include immigration and citizenship for people to be protected like me and many others.

00:20:00.000 You hear that?

00:20:01.000 Can you commit a pathway to citizenship that could help protect me and many others?

00:20:06.000 I mean, it's all a scripted dialogue.

00:20:08.000 Go back a little bit.

00:20:09.000 I want to hear that little speech again.

00:20:11.000 No, not that far.

00:20:16.000 No, no, sorry, Maura, you were right.

00:20:19.000 A reconciliation.

00:20:21.000 Like, provide a pathway to citizenship for immigrants.

00:20:26.000 We have been waiting for this for too long.

00:20:29.000 I need to know if you can commit.

00:20:32.000 I need to know if you can commit.

00:20:33.000 We've been waiting for this for too long.

00:20:35.000 It's all, you can tell by the verbiage that it's not spontaneous.

00:20:39.000 It's certainly not Mexican. 0.99

00:20:41.000 It is boomerangry woman liberal talk. 1.00

00:20:45.000 I know, I can picture the woman who wrote this, and she kind of looks like Kristen Cinema, but the evil version.

00:20:52.000 She has the energy of when your friends dare you to go up and say something to somebody.

00:20:56.000 Oh, yeah.

00:20:58.000 She has the energy of a day laborer mowing your lawn. 1.00

00:21:02.000 I have to move the car because.

00:21:05.000 Can you take care of these cinema weeds in the front of my plane?

00:21:09.000 Just go and spray them with rhetoric and they'll die.

00:21:14.000 This woman's taking a beating, isn't she? 1.00

00:21:23.000 She's aging very gracefully.

00:21:25.000 Is that it for the clip?

00:21:26.000 Oh no.

00:21:28.000 Yes, more.

00:21:36.000 I just want to be protected.

00:21:39.000 Can you commit to that, Senator?

00:21:41.000 I hate when Mexicans are always asking me to commit to various political responsibilities. 1.00

00:21:47.000 Hey man, are you going to come in?

00:21:50.000 Mikey! 0.65

00:21:53.000 I can't commit to selling you mess.

00:21:58.000 Where's the flight attendant? 1.00

00:22:03.000 Mikey! 0.65

00:22:08.000 Just leave! 1.00

00:22:08.000 Just go somewhere else. 1.00

00:22:11.000 Causing a scene!

00:22:13.000 Just get a pathway to citizenship.

00:22:16.000 Shut the fuck up and leave! 1.00

00:22:20.000 Throw the fuck in my constitution to protect me and no you like me and I get a commitment from you.

00:22:29.000 I'll eat your ass. 1.00

00:22:31.000 Saw someone saying, if this works, we're all doomed.

00:22:36.000 Right.

00:22:40.000 Who's paying for this?

00:22:43.000 And what's the flight attendant doing just sitting there? 1.00

00:22:46.000 How about sit in your seat?

00:22:54.000 Don Winslow, our favorite fake person.

00:22:59.000 This is a guy who writes fiction for a living, and we're supposed to be listening to his political beliefs that involve the whole world, all of America's turning into like a thriller book that you would buy at the airport.

00:23:13.000 Like a John Grisham novel, or maybe a Don Winslow novel.

00:23:18.000 In other words, buy my books.

00:23:20.000 My glasses straight.

00:23:23.000 I feel like I could mess that up.

00:23:24.000 So click on the first one.

00:23:29.000 I don't agree with AOC on some things, but I am getting really pissed off by how she is being slandered and attacked by the extreme right wing and the right-wing press. 0.96

00:23:40.000 It's just disgusting.

00:23:42.000 It's racist because she's mildly Hispanic, I guess. 1.00

00:23:46.000 Anti-woman because she's a woman. 1.00

00:23:48.000 Dehumanizing, I guess, because we see her as a woman instead of a person. 0.93

00:23:54.000 So that's a separate thing.

00:23:56.000 Hate speech.

00:23:57.000 So don't criticize women.

00:23:59.000 Got it?

00:24:00.000 Got it.

00:24:01.000 All right, next picture.

00:24:05.000 This stupid fat bitch with a dumb dress on and pink hair is who is holding up progress. 1.00

00:24:12.000 This lump of shit.

00:24:14.000 She's not human. 0.98

00:24:17.000 Yeah, this, not a...

00:24:19.000 Right.

00:24:20.000 This means an object.

00:24:22.000 Oh, yeah.

00:24:22.000 Oh, wow.

00:24:23.000 Yeah.

00:24:23.000 It's just like, look at her.

00:24:26.000 How could you contradict yourself in such few words?

00:24:30.000 That's based 100% on her fashion choices.

00:24:33.000 And you're saying that she can't make political decisions because you don't like the way she dresses. 1.00

00:24:39.000 He's such a fucking dork.

00:24:41.000 And that cropping his bald head out of the avatar is particularly galling.

00:24:46.000 That's my new pet peeve, hiding that you're bald.

00:24:51.000 Oh, I have a green screen coming up.

00:24:55.000 So we'll see how that works.

00:24:56.000 It might be kind of fun to have it set up while we're there.

00:24:59.000 On the go.

00:25:02.000 This is a totally irrelevant story that is going to bore the pants off of you, but I just have to vent.

00:25:09.000 I was watching Tucker last night, and they had this guy who was a Navy vet, successful, well-decorated naval officer, fought in Korea?

00:25:20.000 I don't know.

00:25:20.000 He's old.

00:25:21.000 And he was arrested for January 6th.

00:25:25.000 They said he was one of the top guys planning the whole thing.

00:25:28.000 Zero evidence.

00:25:29.000 They locked him in solitary for 45 days.

00:25:33.000 They emptied his bank account, and now he's going to lose his farm.

00:25:38.000 Dude.

00:25:39.000 And so he says, well, whatever we can do to help.

00:25:43.000 And so she holds up a thing she made called saveourfarmva.com.

00:25:50.000 And it didn't work because it got flooded.

00:25:54.000 Now, this is what pissed me off.

00:25:56.000 There's the couple there.

00:25:57.000 And I know this is so petty, and you're going to be mad at me.

00:26:00.000 But whoever built the site should know we're going to be on Tucker Carlson tonight.

00:26:08.000 Have everything super loaded.

00:26:10.000 I don't know how websites work, but like buy extra servers that night.

00:26:16.000 You know what I mean?

00:26:17.000 It just didn't work for me.

00:26:18.000 I had to like click it a button.

00:26:19.000 Okay, so last night I did it and it just couldn't load.

00:26:23.000 Now it wants to make sure you're not a robot, so you have to tell it, show it like 10 pictures of boats that aren't trains or trucks.

00:26:32.000 And you don't click them like a regular capture.

00:26:34.000 You have to upload 10 pictures of boats.

00:26:37.000 You have to draw nine boats.

00:26:39.000 You have to be on a boat.

00:26:40.000 And then identify them to prove you're not a robot.

00:26:43.000 So I noticed you almost had to do that, but you didn't?

00:26:46.000 Yeah, it just kind of figured itself out.

00:26:48.000 Okay, do it again, though.

00:26:49.000 Go from scratch.

00:26:50.000 Show us the blank save our farm.

00:26:54.000 I mean, VA.

00:26:55.000 Okay.

00:26:55.000 Yeah, it didn't do that before.

00:26:56.000 It just said this site is like lost.

00:26:58.000 Go back with the...

00:27:01.000 So last night it said this doesn't exist.

00:27:04.000 And this is what drove me nuts.

00:27:06.000 The fact that you were not prepared and your site was crashed the second after you showed it on Tucker could have meant a quarter mil.

00:27:17.000 It could have meant half a mil.

00:27:20.000 4 million people watched Tucker.

00:27:22.000 Hundreds of thousands would have happily donated $10 to $50.

00:27:27.000 That's a lot of dough.

00:27:29.000 That's a lot of dough.

00:27:30.000 You could have saved your farm last night.

00:27:33.000 Silly.

00:27:34.000 I mean, I feel terrible criticizing this older couple, especially after what he just went through.

00:27:39.000 He's in constant pain, by the way, from all his injuries.

00:27:42.000 There we go.

00:27:42.000 I had to put it in a different browser.

00:27:45.000 It's possible that they're under attack.

00:27:48.000 No.

00:27:49.000 So you click your human.

00:27:51.000 I'm a human, I promise.

00:27:53.000 And then you got to do this crap.

00:27:54.000 It is literally boats.

00:27:56.000 Oh, no, bus.

00:27:56.000 How many people, what percentage of people get to this and they just go, oh, fuck.

00:28:00.000 Especially boomers. 0.70

00:28:02.000 Especially the kind of older people that could really sympathize with them.

00:28:06.000 That'd be funny if you weren't smart enough to do that.

00:28:09.000 Hill tree.

00:28:12.000 So anyway, you guys can donate.

00:28:14.000 Saveourfarmva.com.

00:28:17.000 They've lost everything.

00:28:18.000 Obviously, he wasn't involved in planning any kind of an attack.

00:28:21.000 He was there.

00:28:22.000 That's about it.

00:28:23.000 He was not climbing any walls or breaking any windows or tear gassing any cops or attacking anyone.

00:28:30.000 They just got it wrong because the feds are inept.

00:28:35.000 The FBI got woke and now they are totally fucking incompetent.

00:28:42.000 You know what they did to Max?

00:28:44.000 I mean, this is, I guess, I'm not sure if this is the FBI or just the sergeants at the jail, but he keeps ripping his pants when he's doing weights because he does squats and it rips the seam.

00:28:56.000 And the pants are dark.

00:28:58.000 So he bought some thread and it had one little thing of dark thread.

00:29:01.000 And then it was like red, orange, blue, yellow, purple.

00:29:03.000 He's like, I don't want all those.

00:29:04.000 So he bought five sewing kits so he could have a bunch of dark thread out of the five.

00:29:11.000 And then he bought a bunch of hairbands.

00:29:13.000 He bought hairbands for chips and stuff to keep them fresh.

00:29:16.000 They don't have rubber bands.

00:29:17.000 That's what hairbands are.

00:29:19.000 They're just clothy rubber bands.

00:29:22.000 And they accuse him of some elaborate money, counterfeit money thing where he's using the needles to make various currencies.

00:29:35.000 What?

00:29:36.000 Could you possibly?

00:29:37.000 What?

00:29:42.000 All right, I want to do my green screen, Ryan.

00:29:44.000 All right.

00:29:45.000 How are we going to do this, yo?

00:29:47.000 If you want to automate me for a hot second.

00:29:50.000 Okay, I'll tell you what this is about.

00:29:52.000 So this is just a dumb viral video called Idiots at Work.

00:29:55.000 It's actually a series.

00:29:58.000 And I was watching this.

00:30:00.000 I've just went to black.

00:30:02.000 I was watching this, and I couldn't help but notice it's all non-Western countries. 1.00

00:30:07.000 And I talked about this yesterday, but I just, when I was looking at this series of clips, I just kept saying to myself, the West is the best.

00:30:16.000 The West is the best.

00:30:17.000 And that doesn't mean white people are the best. 0.78

00:30:18.000 You're going to see a lot of Russians in here.

00:30:21.000 Communism is so shitty that it makes Russians, white people, just as shitty as the third world. 0.99

00:30:28.000 Government's not communist anymore.

00:30:31.000 Okay, what is it?

00:30:32.000 A capitalist heaven?

00:30:33.000 What taxes do you pay if you work as a dentist in Moscow?

00:30:37.000 It's still a socialist shithole, at the very least.

00:30:42.000 Anyway, let's go check it out, shall we?

00:30:50.000 I got buffalo 66 on BPD. 0.95

00:30:54.000 You said, baby, do you want you to come home with me?

00:30:57.000 I got buffalo 66 on BPD. 0.95

00:31:06.000 By the way, the fairing on my motorcycle is broken, Ryan.

00:31:09.000 I noticed my motorcycle isn't here anymore and it reminded me.

00:31:11.000 Do you know anything about that?

00:31:13.000 The fairing?

00:31:14.000 What is the fairing exactly?

00:31:15.000 The plastic over the headlight.

00:31:17.000 No.

00:31:19.000 Had not touched it.

00:31:20.000 I'm just going to take it off.

00:31:20.000 It doesn't do anything.

00:31:22.000 Okay, let's roll the tape.

00:31:26.000 All right, I can't say that this is non-Western.

00:31:30.000 This could be New York City for all we know.

00:31:33.000 So this doesn't help my theory yet.

00:31:36.000 Dude, stop what you're doing and move it away this way. 0.99

00:31:42.000 No, this way.

00:31:43.000 Move it this way.

00:31:46.000 Imagine how hard it is to get that glass in there.

00:31:50.000 You've got to have like the thunk-k-thunk things and then hoist it up and put it into place.

00:31:55.000 And there he is, just sending them back $100,000, $200,000, $300.

00:32:01.000 Stop! 1.00

00:32:04.000 What an ass. 0.97

00:32:09.000 This also is without a location.

00:32:12.000 This could really be anywhere.

00:32:14.000 But check this out.

00:32:16.000 Boom.

00:32:19.000 Oh, that looks like America. 0.58

00:32:20.000 Stop, stop.

00:32:23.000 Those little bits of wheat are minute and really flammable.

00:32:27.000 And once one of them goes up, everything goes up.

00:32:30.000 So, I'm not really helping my point yet because this could all be America so far.

00:32:38.000 This better get good.

00:32:39.000 We've had three questionable ones, right?

00:32:41.000 What the fuck are you thinking, dude?

00:32:43.000 You're so lucky you buster-keatoned your way out of that hole. 0.62

00:32:50.000 Okay, this is ruining my whole theory.

00:32:53.000 We're up to five things that look pretty darn American.

00:32:57.000 And I'm talking about how great the West is.

00:33:03.000 You could have cut it anywhere.

00:33:04.000 Okay, down.

00:33:05.000 So stop, stop.

00:33:07.000 So that was five.

00:33:09.000 And now we're going to see a lot more and a lot more serious things.

00:33:13.000 Like that is, you fucked up part of your roof, your eaves troughs need to be fixed.

00:33:21.000 I forgot the word eavesdrop.

00:33:22.000 Now we're into the turd world.

00:33:24.000 And this is just a truck going into a helicopter.

00:33:32.000 Like, you don't deserve helicopters.

00:33:35.000 You don't deserve trucks.

00:33:37.000 Look at you with your shitty dirt roads.

00:33:40.000 Then there's this moron.

00:33:42.000 I guess he's European.

00:33:46.000 I'm just going to go for it.

00:33:49.000 That could be a drunk Polak, maybe. 1.00

00:33:56.000 Again, funny accent, Eastern European or some sort of... 0.93

00:34:01.000 Then he just sticks his drill into the hole while he goes and figures out where the water main is.

00:34:09.000 And then this is another example of the turd world.

00:34:12.000 This is probably Russia or Vladivostok.

00:34:16.000 And people are within range of the tower.

00:34:19.000 Get the fuck out of there, dumbass.

00:34:22.000 And look at the shit quality of whatever tower that is.

00:34:25.000 It looks like I put it together.

00:34:26.000 I googled welding, got a bunch of sheet metal, and put that together.

00:34:33.000 Garbage.

00:34:35.000 You're garbage, people.

00:34:36.000 You deserve to be crushed.

00:34:37.000 And so does that stupid Eastern European van that doesn't have a catalytic converter.

00:34:43.000 Look how disgusting and dirty and sad it is over there.

00:34:48.000 In Ukraine?

00:34:52.000 In Pilsen, Czechoslovakia.

00:34:56.000 You're losers.

00:34:57.000 You suck.

00:34:58.000 This is really what I'm talking about.

00:35:00.000 Look at these dummies holding on to a seven-ton truck like they can help its direction, its trajectory.

00:35:11.000 And then, okay, stop, stop, stop.

00:35:14.000 This is exactly what I'm talking about.

00:35:16.000 I hope my hypothesis can survive those first few videos.

00:35:20.000 If this was the West and Western Europe, Canada, Australia, America, Argentina, Brazil, Chile, then there'd be all kinds of sort of gauges in the front here that tell you how much weight you're holding,

00:35:37.000 where you can go.

00:35:38.000 The guy inside would be qualified and know, uh-oh, this is too heavy.

00:35:42.000 I can't lift it more than six feet from these pylons or I'm going to tip.

00:35:49.000 But he doesn't have that expertise.

00:35:52.000 Remember Mercedes, who, by the way, we have on the show because we believe her to be innocent.

00:35:56.000 We never have a pedophile on the fucking show, dumbass.

00:36:00.000 She said, India, the worst thing we ever did for India was colonize it and make it better because we gave them medicine and roads and transportation that gave them a population boom and they're not advanced enough to handle it. 0.96

00:36:13.000 They don't deserve that many people.

00:36:15.000 They're not good enough.

00:36:17.000 It was like giving a kid a Lamborghini.

00:36:19.000 Of course it crashed.

00:36:21.000 And of course this is going to crash.

00:36:24.000 What are you doing, by the way?

00:36:29.000 Not even close.

00:36:33.000 Useless.

00:36:35.000 Useless.

00:36:39.000 This is probably China or something.

00:36:41.000 Look at that.

00:36:42.000 Like, they don't have safety precautions at all because they don't value human life.

00:36:48.000 Well, that didn't work out.

00:36:50.000 No specs.

00:36:51.000 Didn't know.

00:36:53.000 This is, of course, the shitty Middle East where, I don't know, you don't know that the back of your truck is doing that? 1.00

00:36:59.000 I think we see this from two different angles or it's in here twice.

00:37:04.000 This might be Britain. 0.97

00:37:09.000 Look at that cheap, shitty aluminum.

00:37:12.000 Someone could have been killed under there, no?

00:37:15.000 All right, that's not helping my case.

00:37:18.000 If that's Britain. 0.84

00:37:19.000 This is, of course, you can tell by the Pompey Saudi Arabia. 0.63

00:37:22.000 Look at that.

00:37:24.000 Look at that shit.

00:37:26.000 It doesn't even collapse right.

00:37:28.000 If that was meant.

00:37:29.000 If that was a controlled demolition, it was a catastrophe.

00:37:33.000 We did just have a building collapse in Miami.

00:37:35.000 And then we have Central America.

00:37:37.000 These guys don't understand basic physics.

00:37:40.000 You're taking an air conditioner that probably weighs 120.

00:37:47.000 The way he's moving, it's looking pretty 120-ish.

00:37:50.000 And they just don't have the expertise.

00:37:53.000 You know, we as Westerners and Western males mostly have developed systems.

00:38:00.000 We are survivors because we're great at systems.

00:38:02.000 A huge part of systems is a high-quality education with math and physics.

00:38:09.000 Okay, so that's definitely us, right?

00:38:11.000 They've got one of the ink blasters that's in a safe that identifies thieves so you can see who robbed you.

00:38:19.000 This, I wouldn't count as idiocy.

00:38:21.000 This is funny.

00:38:22.000 This is a guy goofing off.

00:38:23.000 If you turn up the audio, you will hear his friends die laughing.

00:38:33.000 That's just a funny dude.

00:38:34.000 This could be us too.

00:38:36.000 Jesus, my hypothesis is threadbare at this point.

00:38:42.000 I maybe should have watched it more than once.

00:38:44.000 God, that's scary, dude.

00:38:46.000 But is an American at the wheel? 0.97

00:38:50.000 Oof.

00:38:52.000 That doesn't look cheap to fix either.

00:38:55.000 It seemed a pretty cheaply built silo, didn't it?

00:38:58.000 Okay, this is a better example of the turd world.

00:39:01.000 What do you think's going to happen here?

00:39:04.000 Why wouldn't you take down the bed?

00:39:06.000 Oh, I can't point on top of things.

00:39:07.000 Why wouldn't you take down the flap and then move it directly parallel so you don't have to lower it at all?

00:39:15.000 Because you have these Western-made forklifts and trucks that you're not advanced enough to handle.

00:39:23.000 This is, we got to take all our shit back from these other countries.

00:39:26.000 They don't deserve it.

00:39:27.000 Look at this.

00:39:28.000 They're all being destroyed, too.

00:39:30.000 It's not like the bricks are there, but they're just sort of in a pile.

00:39:34.000 Half of them are getting crushed.

00:39:37.000 All right.

00:39:37.000 Way to go.

00:39:38.000 There we go.

00:39:40.000 Good work.

00:39:41.000 You fucking idiot.

00:39:42.000 Have you not done this before?

00:39:46.000 This, I don't count as stupidity.

00:39:47.000 This is, again, funny.

00:39:50.000 A guy seeing if he can flip a helmet onto his head.

00:39:53.000 This is more what I'm talking about.

00:39:55.000 Just like no regard.

00:39:57.000 China's worst thing is the no regard for safety because they don't involve human life. 1.00

00:40:04.000 And then these are Russians. 0.90

00:40:07.000 Now my hypothesis is on fire.

00:40:09.000 It's like a phoenix.

00:40:10.000 Hey, you, are you going to catch a brick?

00:40:14.000 Here we have more.

00:40:15.000 I don't know what these are.

00:40:16.000 Chileans.

00:40:18.000 I just did include Chile in the West.

00:40:20.000 Look at this.

00:40:21.000 Like, no safety.

00:40:23.000 We need Joe Tonelli in here to do a safety run.

00:40:29.000 And then look at this guy.

00:40:31.000 Just not looking behind him.

00:40:33.000 And this guy realizes he's going to get crushed.

00:40:35.000 Yep, you're crushed.

00:40:39.000 And this is a perfect example of what I'm talking about.

00:40:41.000 Now my hypothesis is back.

00:40:43.000 Wait, does it skip like that or did you skip it?

00:40:45.000 It skipped.

00:40:46.000 Oh, shoot.

00:40:47.000 We'll go back.

00:40:51.000 If this was an American shipyard, they would have done that particular move thousands of times before, and that wouldn't be happening.

00:40:59.000 What's the cost of this blunder?

00:41:02.000 Look, the boat's toast.

00:41:05.000 The boat's toast, and the crane thing of Majigi is toast. 0.60

00:41:09.000 And look at those guys swimming.

00:41:10.000 Oh, wait, wait, go back, go back.

00:41:12.000 Look how bad they are at swimming.

00:41:14.000 I think they're in six foot deep water, by the way.

00:41:17.000 They dive into six feet and then look, they're standing.

00:41:23.000 Doing the front crawl in six feet of water.

00:41:26.000 This is the same one we saw earlier.

00:41:28.000 I think it's a different angle.

00:41:30.000 Fucking idiotic Arabs that don't deserve trucks. 1.00

00:41:35.000 We should never have told them there's gas there.

00:41:38.000 Okay, this is us, I have to admit.

00:41:41.000 Looks pretty bad.

00:41:43.000 That must be milk.

00:41:45.000 Regret nothing.

00:41:46.000 That's pretty ideal.

00:41:47.000 So my hypothesis takes a little bit of a knuckle to the chin.

00:41:52.000 This is not stupid.

00:41:53.000 That's awesome.

00:41:55.000 That's fun, cool, and exciting.

00:41:59.000 I had a...

00:42:00.000 Stop, stop, stop.

00:42:01.000 I had a sketchbook when I was about 12, and I saw I had written in it, disco sucks.

00:42:06.000 Rock is fun, cool, and exciting.

00:42:11.000 This guy is fun, cool, and exciting because he thinks he can hold on to a mile-long shelf.

00:42:16.000 Look at him.

00:42:17.000 Just hold on to it.

00:42:20.000 And then we lose this shelf.

00:42:22.000 And then we lose those shelves.

00:42:24.000 We don't know where that guy was from.

00:42:26.000 This is not us.

00:42:27.000 I know it says police, but it's like politici.

00:42:34.000 And then he chases him with a machete.

00:42:36.000 And then, of course, we have China where people over there just basically don't have souls. 1.00

00:42:41.000 And that's why it doesn't matter when they die because it's like a mouse dying.

00:42:46.000 Anyway.

00:42:47.000 Oh, wait, look at this guy.

00:42:49.000 Did you not know that bricks need mortar?

00:42:51.000 That was just a pile of bricks.

00:42:55.000 Oh, Jesus.

00:42:57.000 So it wasn't done.

00:42:58.000 Okay, now it's done.

00:43:00.000 All right.

00:43:01.000 Not the best green screen I've ever done.

00:43:03.000 I should have hidden from you the American examples and just shown the Eastern European and Third World examples, but I want to be honest.

00:43:12.000 Oh, that beer's gone moldy.

00:43:28.000 Yeah, we should definitely stick with good songs as the main song because you don't want to hear those gimps saying I'm not gay in between every breakdown.

00:43:42.000 All right, let's jump into some COVID, folks.

00:43:52.000 If your language requires a paintbrush to write, your language sucks.

00:43:56.000 Your language is stupid. 1.00

00:43:59.000 Fucking Chinese virus comes from China.

00:44:04.000 Just keep your hands off my dog. 1.00

00:44:08.000 Um.

00:44:12.000 Here we are in COVID town.

00:44:14.000 Am I going to have that stupid pumpkin on my desk for all of October?

00:44:19.000 I mean, if you want to be festive.

00:44:21.000 Why do my neighbors have their Halloween shit up?

00:44:23.000 I don't.

00:44:25.000 That's not my vibe.

00:44:26.000 You don't like Halloween?

00:44:27.000 I like to see it.

00:44:28.000 I love Halloween, dude.

00:44:29.000 Every year we scare the living shit out of thousands of children.

00:44:32.000 But October 1st, I think the most you should do is two weeks before the event.

00:44:40.000 It's the 5th.

00:44:42.000 Okay.

00:44:43.000 Time to get it on.

00:44:44.000 It's the 31st.

00:44:45.000 It's the 5th o'clock somewhere.

00:44:47.000 15th is the earliest you should get Halloween-y.

00:44:54.000 Okay, so I got some fun stuff with COVID here.

00:44:58.000 Remember when COVID first came out?

00:44:59.000 We said, all right, we've been talking about this for three days.

00:45:02.000 Let's stop it.

00:45:04.000 We've covered it.

00:45:05.000 Yeah, in a photo.

00:45:06.000 That was almost two years ago.

00:45:08.000 Wow.

00:45:11.000 All right.

00:45:13.000 They make it hard to ignore these days.

00:45:16.000 Remember when Amy Siskin said, David Packman should be, I'm going to get you fired because you said that it's sexist and racist for me to say that we shouldn't hire white males anymore in politics.

00:45:28.000 And then he said, you're the chick who tried to get me fired. 1.00

00:45:32.000 And She goes, No, I'm not.

00:45:33.000 I'm going to sue you for lying.

00:45:35.000 This is not uncommon with ladies who dabble in politics. 0.99

00:45:39.000 They don't have the character and the honor of someone like, say, Pat Buchanan.

00:45:43.000 So they'll just blurt out something, and then someone will bring it up later and they'll go, I never said that.

00:45:49.000 Yeah, you did, you fucking bitch. 1.00

00:45:53.000 So, Rahim Qassam, great guy.

00:45:56.000 Great guy.

00:45:57.000 Great guy.

00:45:58.000 Great guy.

00:45:59.000 Wonderful guy.

00:46:00.000 Kind of a flawless dude.

00:46:02.000 I even tried to sort of catch him up.

00:46:05.000 I was like, what are you, you're just a rich kid from London?

00:46:08.000 He goes, no, my dad owns a deli.

00:46:11.000 We were poor Indian packies.

00:46:14.000 He didn't say packies, but you get the vibe.

00:46:18.000 Okay, you just educated yourself well, and now you purport, you portray yourself as an aristocrat, which is fine.

00:46:25.000 I have no problem with that.

00:46:26.000 It's true.

00:46:26.000 He is well educated.

00:46:29.000 Even I tried to trip him up with Steve Bannon.

00:46:31.000 I go, what's your boy Steve shitting on Roger Stone?

00:46:34.000 And he goes, I don't support it, but, you know, Roger Stone stabbed him in the back, and he got revenge.

00:46:42.000 Even that's pretty good.

00:46:44.000 Were it not for Sherry Markson's book, What Happened in Wuhan, I would never have known that Dr. Amy Maxman claimed I had, quote-unquote, doctored a video to place her in the frame.

00:46:56.000 I want to be clear, I have no idea who she is, but this is fucking hilarious, and I'm awaiting an apology.

00:47:03.000 So click on the first one.

00:47:04.000 Actually, I don't know if it was doctored before or after appearing on National Pulse.

00:47:09.000 It's a shitty time to be...

00:47:10.000 Wait, that's not the first one.

00:47:16.000 That's the first one.

00:47:17.000 Yeah.

00:47:18.000 No, go to the next one.

00:47:20.000 Okay.

00:47:23.000 Yeah, I want to make clear that this is a doctored photo of me from an outlet run by the former EIC of Breitbart News.

00:47:28.000 That's Rahim.

00:47:30.000 Radio Raheem.

00:47:32.000 I hope you'll understand why I'll contact you privately on the feature rather than feed legions of trolls.

00:47:37.000 So this is a doctor, a PhD, who doesn't want to be associated with this DAZAC guy because he's basically seen as the father of the coronavirus.

00:47:48.000 He's seen as the man behind the funding for this Wuhan lab.

00:47:52.000 He's up there with Fauci as basically responsible outside of China's massive tsunami of culpability.

00:47:59.000 Responsible for this mess.

00:48:01.000 So no one wants to be associated with him.

00:48:03.000 And there she is in a picture, bottom left.

00:48:07.000 And that's Peter Dazak, okay.

00:48:10.000 And then she... 1.00

00:48:12.000 No, no, go back, go back.

00:48:15.000 Now go to the top left.

00:48:17.000 They're out of order.

00:48:18.000 Actually, I don't know if it was doctored before or after appearing on National Pulse.

00:48:21.000 It's a shitty time to be a journalist.

00:48:23.000 Who cares about science?

00:48:25.000 See, this is why spelling and grammar is important.

00:48:27.000 I almost read it wrong.

00:48:28.000 I'm ready for a weekend off of Twitter.

00:48:30.000 Bye.

00:48:31.000 Yeah, because you got caught lying, bitch. 1.00

00:48:32.000 Now show me the text one.

00:48:37.000 She claimed that the photograph had been doctored and pointed the finger at Rahim, saying he formerly ran Beipart, implying that editing a right-wing outlet meant he was guilty of faking a photograph.

00:48:48.000 I've never met him, she insisted.

00:48:50.000 And then if you look in that thread, they have her talking about what an honor it was to meet him.

00:48:58.000 Keep going?

00:49:04.000 Oh, shit.

00:49:05.000 Maybe I should have included it.

00:49:08.000 But she was like, great time at the conference with DAZZAC and blah, blah, blah, and blah, blah, blah, which she either forgot or just hoped people wouldn't check the receipts for.

00:49:21.000 Also in the news, massive scoop from Project Veritas.

00:49:27.000 Massive.

00:49:29.000 It is scientists from Pfizer.

00:49:32.000 These are not interns.

00:49:33.000 These are not friends of friends.

00:49:35.000 These are people whose job it is to manufacture, investigate, and distribute the vaccine that we're all supposed to have received.

00:49:44.000 And maybe the booster.

00:49:46.000 And here is a guy admitting that if you've had COVID, you're fine.

00:49:53.000 When somebody is naturally immune, like they got COVID, they probably have better, like, not better, but more antibodies against the vaccines.

00:50:07.000 So your antibodies are probably better than the vaccination.

00:50:12.000 But don't take his word for it.

00:50:13.000 Two other Pfizer scientists echo the same sentiment.

00:50:17.000 We're like bred and taught to be like, vaccine is cheaper than actually getting COVID.

00:50:23.000 You cannot like talk about this.

00:50:26.000 If you have antibodies built up, you should be able to prove that you have those bucks up.

00:50:30.000 I mean well protected?

00:50:32.000 Like as much as the vaccine?

00:50:34.000 Probably more.

00:50:35.000 You're protected most likely for longer.

00:50:40.000 Since it was a natural response.

00:50:42.000 I still feel like I work for like an evil corporation.

00:50:45.000 Our organization is run on COVID money now.

00:50:52.000 When somebody is...

00:50:54.000 And I've also heard that the vaccines take away your antibodies.

00:50:57.000 Oh, really?

00:50:58.000 That's part of killing the virus.

00:50:59.000 It kills the antibodies too, or something to that degree, yeah.

00:51:02.000 Hmm.

00:51:04.000 Here's another.

00:51:05.000 So like having the antibodies is bad because it doesn't generate any money for big pharma.

00:51:11.000 It's you naturally developing an immunity on your own.

00:51:15.000 Where's the money in that?

00:51:18.000 So take our shot.

00:51:19.000 Oh, actually, while you're at it, take our booster shot.

00:51:22.000 Bill Maher has been going.

00:51:24.000 I think he's become a Republican.

00:51:25.000 He sounds like me now.

00:51:26.000 Well, we talked about that.

00:51:28.000 They call him Get Off My Lawn Maher.

00:51:30.000 And he said that he doesn't like the booster idea.

00:51:35.000 If you've had it, then you're going to be fine.

00:51:37.000 He doesn't like all the masking up.

00:51:39.000 He doesn't like all the cancel culture. 0.99

00:51:41.000 He doesn't like this war on free speech.

00:51:46.000 Welcome aboard, Billy.

00:51:50.000 Okay, check out this poach.

00:51:57.000 Poch.

00:51:58.000 You know what a poch is? 1.00

00:52:00.000 A person of color homo. 1.00

00:52:02.000 Oh, okay, okay.

00:52:03.000 Potch, yes.

00:52:04.000 Check out this poch telling us his college experience. 1.00

00:52:13.000 It's insane.

00:52:14.000 You've never heard anything like this in your life.

00:52:17.000 Dropping students after they've already paid for classes if they don't upload their vaccination status.

00:52:24.000 The Student Health and Wellness Center conducts the COVID vaccination, and we keep track of your records.

00:52:31.000 And you're calling to tell me you will drop my classes after we've already paid $70,000 for the year if I don't upload something about my vaccine status when all my classes are online.

00:52:44.000 That's what the call is about?

00:52:47.000 Correct.

00:52:48.000 Got it.

00:52:49.000 Thank you.

00:52:55.000 Wow.

00:52:56.000 So I don't know if he has an option for a refund, but, and we're not making fun of him.

00:53:02.000 I know we often do.

00:53:03.000 We're often hard on the Poch community.

00:53:05.000 But he might be out $70,000, but they're saying you need to show proof of vaccination before you can come to class.

00:53:14.000 Class is online.

00:53:17.000 Right.

00:53:18.000 From now on, and we're sorry we have to do this, but this is a perfect time for announcement.

00:53:23.000 You cannot watch this show or any show on censored.tv without uploading proof of vaccination.

00:53:30.000 Proof of unvaccination.

00:53:33.000 I'm sorry we had to do that, but we just cannot risk the antibodies, or sorry, the virus crawling through the computer like in a scene from Videodrome and infecting me.

00:53:47.000 We have traversed these waters before.

00:53:50.000 In Poltergeist, they tied a rope to a baseball and they threw it through into the TV.

00:53:57.000 Remember that?

00:53:58.000 When they're trying to get the kid out?

00:54:00.000 You got to be proud of you, boys.

00:54:02.000 So you can get viruses through televisions.

00:54:08.000 If you know somebody who is subscribed to censor TV and is not vaccinated, please come forward.

00:54:15.000 Your bravery is...

00:54:16.000 Hold on, James.

00:54:17.000 I've never...

00:54:18.000 You don't drink a lot.

00:54:19.000 I've maybe had two or three beers with you in my life.

00:54:24.000 I don't think you've ever done Coke.

00:54:26.000 Well, that's because the hat works. 0.86

00:54:28.000 Oh.

00:54:30.000 Correction.

00:54:32.000 The FBI, who I recently described as incompetent, and I would like to add inept to that, and un-American, has decided that if you have a problem with us putting chemicals into your child or brainwashing them to be perverts and potches,

00:54:52.000 then we're going to arrest you.

00:54:54.000 Biden admin mobilizes FBI against parents opposing CRT and COVID restrictions.

00:55:00.000 Now, their version of events is, you guys are getting violent.

00:55:04.000 You're threatening to kill people.

00:55:07.000 We have these town halls and you're going to come and stab us all.

00:55:10.000 It'll be another insurrection.

00:55:11.000 So we need to protect the politicians and the teachers and the administrators from these psychos.

00:55:17.000 That's a lie.

00:55:18.000 It's not a distortion of the truth.

00:55:20.000 It is a flat-out lie.

00:55:23.000 And what they're really doing is saying the new world order requires self-hatred, which is CRT.

00:55:31.000 We need ethnomasochism from whites. 1.00

00:55:33.000 And it's saying that we need to control you chemically with booster shots and whatever else.

00:55:40.000 Big farmer's in charge now. 0.52

00:55:42.000 So if you stand in the way of those two things, then you will be arrested.

00:55:46.000 Well.

00:55:50.000 Go down a bit.

00:55:55.000 The letter from the NSBA was sent to President Biden.

00:55:58.000 America's public schools and education leaders are under immediate threat.

00:56:01.000 The NSBA respectfully asked for federal law enforcement and other assistance to deal with the growing number of threats and violence and acts of intimidation.

00:56:10.000 Yeah, threats.

00:56:13.000 So we tell your children that they suck and everything they own is stolen and they have no culture. 0.67

00:56:18.000 We object and say, fuck you.

00:56:21.000 And now we need the FBI to mobilize against us for objecting to it.

00:56:25.000 Dude, we need cameras in schools.

00:56:28.000 And they say, we don't want the cops looking at our kids.

00:56:31.000 We don't want Big Brother looking at our kids.

00:56:33.000 No, the camera's not facing the kids.

00:56:35.000 It's facing you, person who gets four months off a year.

00:56:39.000 We want to see you teach.

00:56:41.000 And if you're worried about perverts or whatever, that's not a risk.

00:56:44.000 They're not going to see the kids.

00:56:46.000 And just give the passcodes, like a Zoom call, to the parents.

00:56:52.000 And we check in and we watch you teach our kids.

00:56:55.000 We watch you say your stupid shit about Columbus and Antifa and BLM and George Floyd.

00:57:03.000 That's their only guy.

00:57:06.000 And cameras on the ceilings during election counts.

00:57:11.000 The women there sitting counting, that live stream that's on the ceiling is available to everyone 24 hours a day. 1.00

00:57:20.000 300 million people can tune in or five.

00:57:24.000 Like Ryan's when he plays guitar on Instagram Live.

00:57:30.000 We see you counting them.

00:57:32.000 One, two.

00:57:33.000 We can see you crumple something up or throw it away.

00:57:39.000 Okay, so this is fun.

00:57:42.000 New York City is fighting back.

00:57:44.000 I'm confused.

00:57:46.000 I mean, Montreal was really bad for the lockdowns and they fought back.

00:57:50.000 Australia was really bad for the lockdowns and they fought back.

00:57:54.000 And now New York, which is one of the worst places with lockdowns, it's fighting back.

00:58:03.000 He's going to get fired, by the way.

00:58:06.000 How dare he enjoy something?

00:58:09.000 How dare he make a connection with New Yorkers for once?

00:58:23.000 Hello?

00:58:27.000 Oh, that was weird.

00:58:31.000 I never noticed that one before.

00:58:46.000 Well, I'll be dipped in shit.

00:58:52.000 I'm really confused by that cop.

00:58:54.000 Yeah.

00:58:56.000 Then there's this.

00:58:58.000 Is it the next link I had?

00:59:00.000 All these teachers?

00:59:02.000 Oh.

00:59:02.000 Massive crowd.

00:59:06.000 This is something, says Dean Kane.

00:59:08.000 Superman.

00:59:10.000 Everybody's united on this fucked vaccines thing.

00:59:13.000 I mean, a lot of diversity.

00:59:19.000 And now American flags are welcomed in these protests where usually there'd be a mark of a...

00:59:24.000 Yeah, usually when teachers touch the American flag, their hands burn.

00:59:27.000 It's like showing a cross to a vampire.

00:59:31.000 But maybe this is Staten Island and Jersey and upstate or something.

00:59:37.000 Ames.

00:59:38.000 I don't know.

00:59:39.000 I think there's a lot of people skeptical about it, and they have to do...

00:59:41.000 To do anything in New York City, to go to Burger King, you have to have a vaccine.

00:59:46.000 Oh, yeah.

00:59:48.000 Crazy.

00:59:49.000 This is interesting.

00:59:50.000 So Sandy Backham, who was even worse than Amy Siskind, who helped put Max and John in prison. 0.89

00:59:55.000 So blacks and browns are the pets of liberals. 0.99

00:59:59.000 And what you do with your pet is you make it do tricks.

01:00:02.000 And in California, they said, hey, Negroes, vote against this bill trying to prevent gays from getting married.

01:00:09.000 We need you to vote for marriage equality.

01:00:11.000 Black people said, no, fuck you.

01:00:12.000 And they went, you just peed on the carpet.

01:00:16.000 Bad dog.

01:00:17.000 So they're seeing these massive COVID protests, anti-Max, anti-VASC protests.

01:00:23.000 And there's a disproportionate number of blacks and browns.

01:00:27.000 And that is confusing the left.

01:00:29.000 So look at her verbiage here, her nomenclature, where she says, talk to a very nice man.

01:00:37.000 Would he be a very nice man if he was as white as me in a MAGA hat?

01:00:41.000 No.

01:00:42.000 He'd be a psycho-conspiracy theory nut.

01:00:44.000 But she's saying that she's surprised and shocked.

01:00:49.000 That's what the left does when their pets don't behave.

01:00:52.000 Why aren't you doing what I want you to do?

01:00:54.000 You're my pawn in this big chess game.

01:01:03.000 Right.

01:01:05.000 They're attacking people left and right.

01:01:08.000 Just because they choose not to take this experimental drug.

01:01:14.000 Who is.

01:01:16.000 Is anybody to tell me what I should do?

01:01:18.000 I can't tell you what you should do with your mind.

01:01:26.000 My body, my choice.

01:01:36.000 Look, she's so bad at journalism. 1.00

01:01:38.000 She's been doing this for, whatever, 30 years. 0.80

01:01:40.000 She doesn't understand that you have to mic yourself when you have a question.

01:01:45.000 Go back, go back.

01:01:52.000 What's your explanation for the 7,000 people?

01:01:54.000 700,000 people that died.

01:01:57.000 Well, the CDC themselves admitted that only about 6% of those 700,000 people died of COVID.

01:02:05.000 The rest died with COVID.

01:02:07.000 So if I die in a car accident, they give me a PCR test, and it's found out that it's positive, then I died with COVID.

01:02:16.000 So they consider that a COVID death, even though the cause was blood trauma to the brain.

01:02:22.000 Whatever your political affiliation is, at the end of the day, we're humans.

01:02:27.000 We're humans.

01:02:28.000 Parent consent.

01:02:29.000 That's where this is going.

01:02:30.000 Right?

01:02:31.000 At the end of the day, we're all humans.

01:02:41.000 What's 2-6?

01:02:42.000 Yeah, this is more blacks misbehaving, not towing the company line. 1.00

01:03:04.000 You gotta breathe.

01:03:06.000 Apple took control over my phone's capabilities, deleted videos, took away access from its own settings to my photos.

01:03:13.000 They filled up my hundred gigabyte storage and stopped my camera from recording.

01:03:19.000 They deleted valuable footage of mine.

01:03:22.000 What?

01:03:22.000 This is not just a floutage.

01:03:24.000 This is more than that.

01:03:27.000 If that's true, that's new.

01:03:30.000 Yeah.

01:03:30.000 That's pretty big if true, as they say.

01:03:33.000 Holy shit, true.

01:03:34.000 Go to 2-7.

01:03:45.000 Oh, snap. 0.99

01:03:47.000 Come on, man.

01:03:48.000 Come on, man.

01:03:51.000 Two of the marchers just slipped over a COVID.

01:03:53.000 Oh, Sandy was very upset by this, by the way.

01:03:58.000 Look, he did his little nurse dance.

01:04:01.000 That's Union Square.

01:04:04.000 That's right by the hospital where my daughter was born.

01:04:11.000 That is the hospital where my daughter was born.

01:04:24.000 Look at how the most cops can do these days.

01:04:28.000 They're basically teachers.

01:04:38.000 Oh, she's the nurse saying, why aren't you arresting them?

01:04:42.000 And this guy comes in to do what?

01:04:49.000 He's not a leader, is he?

01:05:00.000 What's the flags they all have with those weird stars?

01:05:03.000 Are they Australian flags or something?

01:05:06.000 They've got like seven point stars.

01:05:12.000 Five?

01:05:13.000 Six.

01:05:18.000 Thanks, buddy.

01:05:24.000 All right, that was fun.

01:05:26.000 And then this isn't New York.

01:05:29.000 This is a totally different thing.

01:05:32.000 I think this is in LA.

01:05:33.000 Just to show you that this is going on all over the country.

01:05:39.000 Oh, Santa Cruz, California.

01:05:42.000 So a mob of them just say, we're going to go in.

01:05:45.000 I'm sick of this shit.

01:05:55.000 Guys, everyone.

01:05:59.000 Hey, don't touch me.

01:06:00.000 Don't touch me.

01:06:00.000 That's a song.

01:06:03.000 That aging guy looks familiar.

01:06:04.000 He looks like that code writer who has his own channel.

01:06:11.000 I know they all look the same to people like you.

01:06:24.000 Grab the trooper. 0.90

01:06:25.000 Grab the trooper. 0.90

01:06:36.000 Why are y'all being there?

01:06:46.000 Look how mad they are.

01:06:48.000 Just a pregnant woman buying bananas. 1.00

01:06:52.000 We're all going to die.

01:06:52.000 Treat it like a target in New York City and just walk out with all this stuff.

01:06:56.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:06:58.000 I mean, you know that I get weird about this because I support them and I like their act of protesting, but I also understand that these guys don't want to get shut down.

01:07:08.000 If it's not a local restaurant, I don't think anybody gets hurt.

01:07:14.000 So they wait in line.

01:07:15.000 No one will take any of their stuff.

01:07:17.000 So they just leave the money on the counters.

01:07:20.000 Oh, that's great.

01:07:41.000 I left my money on the counter.

01:07:42.000 That's not messed up on the counter.

01:07:44.000 I left my money on the counter.

01:07:47.000 See, there's sort of a difference here.

01:07:49.000 In New York at that restaurant, the guy was like, I've already lost $100,000.

01:07:54.000 I know the rules suck.

01:07:56.000 These people, these employees enjoy the rules.

01:08:01.000 They stand by the state.

01:08:03.000 They love it.

01:08:04.000 They want to enforce the rules.

01:08:07.000 In fact, if the state, if California said you can remove your masks, they'd say, we're just going to keep them on just to be sure for another two months.

01:08:16.000 Great.

01:08:16.000 Good for you.

01:08:18.000 God hates your ass. 1.00

01:08:19.000 Good for you.

01:08:20.000 Thank you, everyone.

01:08:20.000 Thank you, Trader Joe's.

01:08:22.000 Peace and love.

01:08:23.000 Peace and love.

01:08:24.000 I think he said God loves you, and he said, God hates your ass.

01:08:28.000 God hates my ass, judging by the problems I have.

01:08:34.000 Take off your mask!

01:08:36.000 Take it off!

01:08:40.000 Ken, wearing flip-flops to a protest.

01:08:43.000 You might end up in jail.

01:08:46.000 Get some shoes on.

01:08:48.000 He's got great tattoos.

01:08:49.000 Well, they cut your shoelaces off, so maybe it's good to...

01:09:05.000 Did I tell you I was at the grocery store down the street from the studio?

01:09:10.000 This is about...

01:09:11.000 Oh, no, sorry, this is back in Westchester.

01:09:13.000 And I went to buy some last-minute stuff.

01:09:15.000 I think it was like salsa or something for nachos.

01:09:19.000 And the mask mandate had been lifted at that particular chain.

01:09:24.000 And the guy goes, you need to put a mask on.

01:09:27.000 It was a person with Down syndrome.

01:09:30.000 That was the only guy who told me to put a mask on.

01:09:33.000 I was like, this is not good optics.

01:09:38.000 This guy does this all the time.

01:09:39.000 He's a great follow, by the way.

01:09:41.000 Jerk, I hate you.

01:09:41.000 Jerk.

01:09:42.000 Anti-Maskers Club X7.

01:09:44.000 I think it's their seventh account, I'm led to believe.

01:09:49.000 Oh, they do what you do.

01:09:51.000 The sheep's out.

01:09:52.000 Anti-masker Ethan Schmidt dunks on Rye, the dare kid.

01:09:56.000 He's just going around every day to places and making people with masks feel stupid.

01:10:01.000 Good.

01:10:02.000 Glad to see people fighting back.

01:10:05.000 Okay, I have two strays.

01:10:08.000 One was Molly Jung Fast.

01:10:11.000 I should have mentioned this in the cinema thing, Christian Cinema.

01:10:15.000 I hope I'm pronouncing that right.

01:10:17.000 She said, it really hurts when someone you think is your friend lashes out at you.

01:10:24.000 And you go, oh, shit, that sucks.

01:10:26.000 I hate betrayal.

01:10:26.000 I'm very sensitive to that.

01:10:27.000 I'm big on loyalty.

01:10:28.000 What happened?

01:10:30.000 It's really disappointing when someone you consider a friend attacks you on Twitter.

01:10:35.000 So what was the attack?

01:10:39.000 He probably said she's super old and she'll never have kids and what a loser. 1.00

01:10:43.000 Because that's what I think every time I see Molly Jung's remarkably hideous, eyebrowless face. 0.87

01:10:51.000 So what did she do?

01:10:55.000 Oh, it's Charlie Sykes who did it?

01:10:58.000 What did he do?

01:10:59.000 What did he say?

01:11:01.000 Keep going.

01:11:04.000 More replies.

01:11:05.000 More replies.

01:11:07.000 Okay, they've got all her fans saying, I know it sucks.

01:11:10.000 Blah, blah, blah, blah, baby, blah.

01:11:13.000 They could send a DM.

01:11:15.000 That's a good point.

01:11:16.000 Not really, though.

01:11:18.000 Because she's making public statements and he wants to.

01:11:24.000 Okay, keep going, keep going.

01:11:26.000 It's coming up, coming up.

01:11:28.000 All right, they've had a lot of bunnies Since I last checked in on this.

01:11:34.000 Anyway, basically, she encouraged more harassment of Kristen cinema, saying, Let's do this thousands of times more. 0.90

01:11:45.000 And then Charlie Skies, whoever the fuck he is, who's a friend of hers, said, Enough of this ridiculous shit.

01:11:54.000 Okay, so this has gone viral since I last.

01:11:56.000 Go up back up to the top.

01:11:59.000 Maybe we can find it on Charlie Skies thing.

01:12:04.000 So who is he?

01:12:05.000 Oh, the Bulwark.

01:12:08.000 Which is funny because Bulwark means wall and they're anti-Trumpers.

01:12:14.000 No.

01:12:15.000 Nope.

01:12:16.000 Nope.

01:12:17.000 This isn't good TV.

01:12:19.000 16 hours ago, so let's really scant here.

01:12:21.000 We're failing.

01:12:24.000 Well, do retweets appear in his timeline or in another column?

01:12:28.000 Yes.

01:12:29.000 There we go.

01:12:30.000 No, you had it.

01:12:32.000 Keep going.

01:12:33.000 No, you're just below that.

01:12:37.000 It's not just that it's offensive and hypocritical.

01:12:39.000 It's just such a dumb tactic.

01:12:41.000 Harassing and insulting a female senator who is the ultimate swing vote for everything. 0.84

01:12:47.000 Okay, so maybe click on Tom Nichols.

01:12:50.000 No, no, no, no, no, not Tom Nichols, the fucking tweet.

01:12:59.000 Great TV show here.

01:13:00.000 Great TV.

01:13:02.000 Now it should be above that.

01:13:06.000 Oh, it's been deleted.

01:13:08.000 Oh, there we go.

01:13:09.000 Don't defend this stupid counterproductive shit.

01:13:12.000 And then cinema triathloning away?

01:13:21.000 That's how you spell triathlon.

01:13:24.000 Click on that on Molly's thing.

01:13:30.000 Yeah.

01:13:32.000 Who is Molly Jung fast again? 0.97

01:13:35.000 I hate her name.

01:13:38.000 Editor-at-large, The Daily Beast.

01:13:40.000 Spinster.

01:13:42.000 Childless.

01:13:46.000 Go back to that.

01:13:48.000 Wife of Matt Greenfield.

01:13:50.000 Mother?

01:13:52.000 What?

01:13:52.000 That can't be right.

01:13:52.000 That's gotta be a dog.

01:13:55.000 Wait, she made a baby and he's old?

01:13:59.000 Woke teenage son?

01:14:04.000 I don't think that's real.

01:14:11.000 No, that can't be real.

01:14:13.000 She can't have made a child.

01:14:16.000 She acts too much like a childless cunt. 1.00

01:14:19.000 So that's one piece of news I had to get in there, although I did a terrible job of it.

01:14:23.000 And then it would be remiss if we didn't cover this fantastic piece of vandalism.

01:14:29.000 So they have that guy who looks like a crying baby mask in Lower Manhattan, who he's not my cup of tea, but he did march with Martin Luther King.

01:14:38.000 He's been doing this a long time.

01:14:40.000 Sure, he's a bit of a race hustler, but he's a law-abiding Democrat who, you know, I feel weird defending them, but he's not a miscreant, okay?

01:14:53.000 He's got a very storied political career.

01:14:56.000 He's accomplished a lot.

01:14:57.000 I get that there's a statue of him.

01:14:59.000 I don't like him, but that's none of my beeswax, okay?

01:15:02.000 He deserves a statue.

01:15:03.000 He's dead now, right?

01:15:05.000 He marched in fucking, what's it called?

01:15:07.000 Selma.

01:15:08.000 Selma.

01:15:09.000 Gotcha.

01:15:10.000 Then totally, totally trivialize his legacy, to the right of him is Brianna, and to the left of him is George Floyd.

01:15:19.000 What?

01:15:20.000 Brianna Taylor was a comebag for two different drug dealers. 1.00

01:15:28.000 She loved the danger of being with the bad boys.

01:15:31.000 They banged her. 1.00

01:15:32.000 They abused her. 0.98

01:15:33.000 They used her. 0.87

01:15:34.000 They put dead bodies in her trunk. 1.00

01:15:36.000 They had her carry all their money, tens of thousands of dollars.

01:15:39.000 She posed with their guns, going, you notice how he's got my back, yo? 1.00

01:15:45.000 Then, when you hang around with assholes, you get shit on you.

01:15:49.000 And she happened to be there when the cops stormed his drug dealing headquarters, and she got killed with a stray bullet.

01:15:57.000 She basically got what she asked for.

01:16:00.000 She wanted a life of danger, trouble.

01:16:02.000 She liked the edginess of hanging out with drug dealers, and it ended up killing her.

01:16:08.000 It's like one of these thrill seekers who, you know, rappel down mountains or skydive.

01:16:15.000 If you die, that's kind of what you signed up for.

01:16:19.000 Wow, look, with this filter, I can actually adjust the hair, and it adjusts.

01:16:23.000 Yeah, it's got the four, it's called the 4D expansion prem.

01:16:29.000 Yeah.

01:16:29.000 Something like that.

01:16:30.000 A boundary anti-aliasing.

01:16:32.000 That's what it is.

01:16:33.000 Oh, okay.

01:16:34.000 And then George Floyd's even worse.

01:16:37.000 He's even worse.

01:16:38.000 At least Brianna worked as an EMT for an hour and a half. 0.89

01:16:41.000 He's had zero jobs, kids all over the world, and he's a violent criminal who went up to a pregnant woman, dressed as a con Ed guy.

01:16:50.000 Talk about premeditated assault.

01:16:52.000 Dressed as a water guy, whatever.

01:16:54.000 Shows up there.

01:16:54.000 She's like, I think our water's fine.

01:16:56.000 Get the fuck in the house. 0.86

01:16:58.000 Pushes the gun into her pregnant belly, which is different than pushing it into any other belly. 0.97

01:17:02.000 Pistol whips her. 0.64

01:17:03.000 Whack, whack. 0.88

01:17:04.000 Goes through the house, doesn't find anything, runs away.

01:17:08.000 Where is she, by the way?

01:17:10.000 I understand her not wanting to become the most famous person in the world, but wouldn't you love it if she was on a press tour right now, talking about this asshole that ruined her life? 0.99

01:17:21.000 And he was on a lethal dose of fentanyl, career criminal.

01:17:26.000 Yes, he died of asphyxiation.

01:17:28.000 That's how you OD on opioids.

01:17:30.000 Your lungs stop breathing.

01:17:31.000 The cop who did it has got 20 years in prison when he clearly had no intention of killing George Floyd.

01:17:38.000 So Breonna Taylor is a stupid bitch. 1.00

01:17:41.000 George Floyd's a fucking loser.

01:17:44.000 The guy in the middle is just a politician I don't like.

01:17:47.000 So someone vandalizes it, and it's one of the most epic and efficient vandalisms ever.

01:17:55.000 It kind of adds to the piece.

01:17:58.000 Well, what can I do in one second?

01:18:01.000 I can throw a thing of white or blue or gray paint in an arcing rope of jizz that covers all of George Floyd's face and the stupid plaque and the dumb meme, the hashtag, all the way down.

01:18:17.000 And I don't think he's a skateboarder, he's a skateboarder like I'm a skateboarder.

01:18:22.000 Meaning, we did it in 84 to 89 and then grew out of it, but we can still ride it and not get good at it, if you will.

01:18:31.000 So he put on his little disguise as a skateboarder, and now the media is all about this skateboarder did this, and we caught a skateboarder and a skateboarder.

01:18:39.000 Meanwhile, it's probably a guy who works at Exxon.

01:18:42.000 Or maybe he works at Borders.

01:18:45.000 Oh, my God.

01:18:46.000 Taleb Starks?

01:18:48.000 Hey, Gavin, what's up?

01:18:50.000 I just want to say, if you look at the statistics of this, that honestly, the guy who did this, they did this sort of thing in Philadelphia.

01:19:01.000 Anyway, so Black Lives Matter.

01:19:04.000 That's my book, so check it out.

01:19:07.000 Okay, Talib.

01:19:08.000 Great imitation.

01:19:09.000 I'm just not sure anyone knows who that is.

01:19:12.000 I have a show on Compound Media.

01:19:14.000 You've been on my show.

01:19:15.000 Yeah, I know who you are.

01:19:16.000 You're my friend.

01:19:17.000 Yeah, we're friends.

01:19:18.000 You're a proud boy, actually.

01:19:19.000 Yeah.

01:19:20.000 You were.

01:19:21.000 Yeah, I am still.

01:19:22.000 All right, we're running out of time.

01:19:24.000 We covered a lot of news here, a lot of COVID.

01:19:27.000 I think it's time we dived into the mailbag.

01:19:32.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.

01:19:36.000 Let's turn the price together's mailbag.

01:19:42.000 Let me touch it.

01:19:48.000 Oh, dude.

01:19:50.000 I adjusted the, whatever you call that, the viewfinder, because I like to be able to see it.

01:19:56.000 And then I just fucked up the filter.

01:19:58.000 Yeah, and also if you move away from the camera, too, that could do it.

01:20:02.000 Well.

01:20:03.000 Well, have that fixed by tomorrow and then send it up to Compound because I'm doing Compound Censor tomorrow.

01:20:10.000 And I want to make sure they have the same filter.

01:20:12.000 I could just email them the files as long as they download the software.

01:20:15.000 Bing, bang, boom.

01:20:15.000 Good to go.

01:20:16.000 Bing, bada, boom.

01:20:17.000 I didn't know that software could be that good.

01:20:20.000 Oh, it's yeah, it's cutting edge.

01:20:23.000 Because the back.

01:20:25.000 Hair cutting edge.

01:20:26.000 So this beard I've had the whole show.

01:20:28.000 This hair I've had the whole show.

01:20:30.000 And you've been illusioned.

01:20:31.000 That's right.

01:20:32.000 You just got illusioned.

01:20:33.000 Unless this is the filter and the other one.

01:20:36.000 This is a better trick than when my close friend, Chris Black, what's his name again?

01:20:43.000 Jumped into a helicopter cage.

01:20:47.000 I don't remember that story.

01:20:50.000 He got in a ramp thing.

01:20:54.000 Oh, Chris Angel?

01:20:55.000 Chris Angel.

01:20:55.000 Chris Black.

01:20:58.000 Not Chris Black.

01:21:01.000 Yeah.

01:21:02.000 He did it without fire, too.

01:21:05.000 I'm impressed.

01:21:06.000 The fire makes it way easier.

01:21:08.000 Okay, we're having some issues here for a change.

01:21:13.000 A doodle-bop.

01:21:15.000 My last mailbag is October 1st, folks.

01:21:22.000 That's stinky poo-poo. 1.00

01:21:24.000 It's naughty-goody.

01:21:26.000 But sometimes it does this, and then I realize it's just offline, and it's got to re-get a bunch of stuff.

01:21:36.000 But while it's figuring itself out and downloading messages, look at...

01:21:43.000 Oh, here we go.

01:21:43.000 It worked.

01:21:45.000 Okay.

01:21:45.000 You ready?

01:21:47.000 You know it worked, right?

01:21:48.000 Because I said.

01:21:49.000 Oh, my God, Robert Downey Jr.

01:21:51.000 Yep.

01:21:52.000 Anyway, I said, what's the name of the thing on my chest?

01:21:57.000 Hey, Jarvis.

01:21:59.000 Make sure Gavin's email works.

01:22:01.000 And by the way, push that schedule with Thor back, and then the Hulk is there, too.

01:22:07.000 Great writing.

01:22:09.000 And then The Hulk is there, too.

01:22:12.000 I can just see the guy reading the screenplay going, the fuck?

01:22:16.000 The budget for this is $700 million.

01:22:19.000 And it says, and Hulk is there, too?

01:22:21.000 Was this some affirmative action hire?

01:22:23.000 Is this guy like Puerto Rican Japanese or some shit? 1.00

01:22:26.000 Oh, that's exactly right.

01:22:33.000 Hey, guys, looks like Gavin was right again.

01:22:40.000 George Soros linked group behind public harassment of Kristen Cinema.

01:22:44.000 You can just tell by the dialogue.

01:22:48.000 You have some illegal who's sitting there holding their phone and they're like, this is not what we elected you to do.

01:22:54.000 And if you don't comply, we will elect you out of office the same way we elected you into office.

01:22:59.000 My grandparents were deported.

01:23:01.000 What?

01:23:03.000 Really?

01:23:03.000 Were they?

01:23:04.000 We need the name of this bill now.

01:23:07.000 Yeah.

01:23:07.000 And then I came back when I was four and I couldn't go visit them when they died because of Bill C-3586.

01:23:15.000 No.

01:23:16.000 You're reading a script.

01:23:17.000 It's a Soros script.

01:23:20.000 We had you there.

01:23:25.000 So, yep, called it.

01:23:27.000 His writing is on par with Hulk was there too.

01:23:31.000 Oh, cool.

01:23:32.000 Look at this.

01:23:33.000 We are here to protect the water.

01:23:35.000 Stop line three.

01:23:38.000 So that's what her shirt said.

01:23:40.000 Oh, she's so fat. 1.00

01:23:42.000 This is the fatty from yesterday.

01:23:44.000 That the water was lost in a fold.

01:23:48.000 And the snake.

01:23:50.000 So that's why we thought it said, we are here to protect line three.

01:23:56.000 So what is stop line three?

01:24:00.000 Can you help me here?

01:24:02.000 It's probably some, what, like a pipeline or something that fucks with the water?

01:24:06.000 Line three.

01:24:06.000 Stop three.

01:24:07.000 Line three.

01:24:11.000 Line three would violate the treaty of Ashinashabi peoples in its path while rice is a centerpiece of their culture.

01:24:17.000 So where the fuck is this?

01:24:19.000 Ashinabi.

01:24:20.000 Where are Ashinabis? 1.00

01:24:24.000 Alberta, Canada.

01:24:26.000 So it's a pipeline to bring nearly a million barrels of tar sands a day from Alberta, Canada, to Superior, Wisconsin.

01:24:35.000 Sounds great.

01:24:37.000 But it goes through the wetlands of the Anishinaabe peoples.

01:24:45.000 I got, my home that I live in is 75% Indian.

01:24:54.000 I'm going to go with the pipeline on this one.

01:24:59.000 I mean, guys, it's just a pipe.

01:25:00.000 You can still have powwows all over the place.

01:25:04.000 You'll probably get some good money for it, too.

01:25:06.000 Maybe that's what's really going on here.

01:25:09.000 It's a shakedown.

01:25:12.000 Anyway, I should probably look into this a little more.

01:25:14.000 It might involve killing dead, I mean, killing babies or something before I choose sides.

01:25:20.000 Yeah, maybe that's where we agree with this lady. 1.00

01:25:28.000 We got a text here from a guy.

01:25:31.000 The girl who hit that Lamborghini yesterday is a friend of mine.

01:25:36.000 He has tons of Lamborghinis.

01:25:38.000 He lives out in Tampa.

01:25:40.000 Super fun dude.

01:25:41.000 He's rich as shit.

01:25:42.000 He made his fortune selling train horns for trucks.

01:25:49.000 Yeah, I made my fortune by weaponizing the world with suits that you can wear, and they're indestructible.

01:25:57.000 Did you eat some bad tuna, Rob?

01:26:01.000 I don't know what you mean by that.

01:26:03.000 Your skin is translucent tan.

01:26:09.000 I don't agree.

01:26:10.000 I think that's false.

01:26:11.000 Hey, Jarvis, make an appointment to the untanning booth.

01:26:17.000 Get some rouge on, dude. 0.92

01:26:19.000 Look at me.

01:26:20.000 You got to get more Irish. 1.00

01:26:21.000 What is Robert Downey Jr.?

01:26:25.000 I'm going to guess Italian, but I'm not sure.

01:26:27.000 Jarvis, do a 33andMe.

01:26:32.000 It probably could.

01:26:33.000 Just like inject them real quick and figure it out.

01:26:34.000 Yeah, just...

01:26:37.000 Early life and family.

01:26:40.000 Born in Manhattan.

01:26:41.000 Oh, geez.

01:26:42.000 Of course, he's the parents of actors and actresses.

01:26:45.000 His father was of half Lithuanian Jewish, Hungarian Jewish, and Irish.

01:26:52.000 His mother was Scottish, German, and Swiss.

01:26:54.000 So he's almost Jewish. 0.75

01:26:56.000 He's just a very European dude.

01:26:58.000 He's a very white man.

01:27:00.000 Yeah.

01:27:01.000 I'd say so.

01:27:05.000 Okay.

01:27:06.000 Pit bulls.

01:27:07.000 I agree.

01:27:07.000 I completely agree with you about how dumb women rescue these animals.

01:27:10.000 My sister is one of them.

01:27:11.000 She's had her boy for about four years now.

01:27:14.000 I'm still waiting for the day he turns, but so far he's okay.

01:27:17.000 Really great, actually, he said.

01:27:18.000 He was fixed to the shelter, and he's getting up there in age now, so hopefully his aggressive days are behind him.

01:27:22.000 But he's never allowed near my kid.

01:27:27.000 Pronouns are retarded. 0.97

01:27:28.000 I saw this video on Twitter and found myself utterly confused.

01:27:31.000 I thought the whole point of pronouns is to know how to refer to someone.

01:27:35.000 In the video, the sonic worker politely asked what the thing is and is then labeled aggressively transphobic.

01:27:41.000 Oh, yes, we've seen this before.

01:27:43.000 This is fucking gold.

01:27:45.000 Go to the very beginning and turn it up.

01:27:48.000 Why does it matter?

01:27:49.000 Oh, it doesn't matter to you.

01:27:51.000 But to me, I'm a male.

01:27:56.000 Okay?

01:27:56.000 Okay.

01:27:57.000 So, what are you?

01:27:58.000 So I can call you a sir or ma'am.

01:27:59.000 What are you?

01:28:00.000 What would you assume looking at me?

01:28:03.000 What do you assume?

01:28:04.000 What would you assume looking at me?

01:28:06.000 I assume that you're a man.

01:28:09.000 Okay?

01:28:14.000 That reveal is so amazing.

01:28:17.000 I assume that you are a man.

01:28:18.000 Could you be more delusional?

01:28:23.000 That's like the timing of like a funny commercial.

01:28:25.000 Every now and then there'll be a funny commercial.

01:28:27.000 I have this guy who's in my phone as Mike Russian Jew Car Guy. 0.79

01:28:34.000 And I want him to get me something weird, like a 1973 Alfa Romeo.

01:28:38.000 I mentioned that the other day.

01:28:39.000 And that is exactly what he looks like.

01:28:43.000 Exactly.

01:28:45.000 Minus the wig and the red lipstick.

01:28:47.000 Same glasses, same nose, same exact body.

01:28:50.000 Exactly.

01:28:52.000 I apologize in advance to the trans people for seeing them as male, but I have eyeballs. 0.99

01:29:02.000 I've been looking at men and women for over half a century.

01:29:06.000 I'm noticing some patterns.

01:29:09.000 Sorry.

01:29:10.000 I apologize.

01:29:13.000 Okay.

01:29:16.000 See his eyes?

01:29:17.000 Look at the pouting. 0.99

01:29:19.000 Yeah, he's like, hello, bedroom eyes.

01:29:21.000 These are my smoky eyes.

01:29:23.000 Look at my little lips.

01:29:24.000 We never did this on the show, but remember how to get your model face?

01:29:29.000 Oh, yeah.

01:29:30.000 You smile without your eyes.

01:29:34.000 Then you raise your eyebrows.

01:29:36.000 Then you stop smiling.

01:29:40.000 Pretty beautiful.

01:29:44.000 That's what he's doing, but he's got his lips puckered out.

01:29:48.000 Like, we've spent centuries laughing at that.

01:29:52.000 Monty Python, Mrs. Deltfire, my dad.

01:29:58.000 Dressing up in drag has always made everyone at the party laugh their fucking heads off.

01:30:02.000 And now all of a sudden we have to go, that's a gorgeous lady. 1.00

01:30:06.000 No.

01:30:07.000 I'm not doing it.

01:30:10.000 This is from Alex.

01:30:12.000 I can say your first names.

01:30:13.000 You're not going to get fired.

01:30:15.000 I'm not going to find every Alex in America.

01:30:17.000 Dear Gavin and Ryan, the Many Saints of Newark seem to suffer mostly from the same problem almost every other piece of shit media suffers.

01:30:24.000 The writers don't have a story.

01:30:26.000 That's a good point.

01:30:28.000 In addition to the wedging in of a fantastical black experience narrative, what was the plot of the film?

01:30:35.000 If it weren't a Sopranos movie, no one would bother watching.

01:30:38.000 And the only Sopranos moments we got were some half-hearted impressions of memorable characters and some nostalgic callbacks to Sopranos episodes, which took the plot nowhere.

01:30:47.000 It's like the first Star Wars prequel.

01:30:49.000 Ever wonder what Tony Soprano was like when he was 11 years old?

01:30:53.000 No, not really.

01:30:54.000 That's him saying that.

01:30:58.000 And clearly the writers didn't wonder that either.

01:31:01.000 Since he was out of place in his own movie, Many Saints of Newark was trash and went, blah, blah, blah.

01:31:05.000 They might as well be brain dead.

01:31:07.000 Yeah.

01:31:08.000 You know what a plot.

01:31:09.000 Wait, who's this?

01:31:11.000 I thought the movie was pretty good.

01:31:13.000 My son did an excellent job.

01:31:15.000 Wait, you're alive?

01:31:16.000 With his acting.

01:31:18.000 Your son did a terrible job, sir.

01:31:20.000 He doesn't have the sprinkles.

01:31:22.000 He got the fucking sprinkles.

01:31:24.000 No, he doesn't.

01:31:25.000 He was so embarrassing.

01:31:29.000 No, he wasn't.

01:31:32.000 I disagree.

01:31:34.000 Okay.

01:31:34.000 Well, you're wrong.

01:31:35.000 Your son sucks.

01:31:37.000 Probably at everything.

01:31:38.000 The chick that you made him with must be an absolute retard because she destroyed any talent that you could have handed to him. 1.00

01:31:47.000 I'll give it to you.

01:31:48.000 He looks a little goofy.

01:31:50.000 And I used to laugh like that when I was a kid.

01:31:52.000 Shut up, Tony.

01:31:53.000 Dude, here's a plot.

01:31:55.000 Ready?

01:31:56.000 Kid, football star.

01:31:58.000 His parents don't want him getting into the mob.

01:32:04.000 They think he's too weak and he's not going to make it.

01:32:10.000 And they're right.

01:32:12.000 You know, Waxy Gordon's son ended up being a pussy who turned into a snitch and had to go in witness protection. 1.00

01:32:18.000 So Johnny Soprano senses that his son is better off in football and he's a born leader and he's smart.

01:32:25.000 So let's just make him academic and get him out of this life.

01:32:27.000 I just got out of prison again.

01:32:29.000 I don't want my boy following that, right?

01:32:31.000 So that's the plot of the movie.

01:32:33.000 And then there's some turning point.

01:32:35.000 I don't know.

01:32:35.000 His dad gets killed.

01:32:37.000 Someone kills his dad or kills Uncle fucking Maltasanti.

01:32:42.000 Uncle Dickie.

01:32:42.000 And it makes him snap.

01:32:45.000 And we see him slowly turn and go evil.

01:32:50.000 You can throw some shines in there.

01:32:53.000 Once in a while, if you insist.

01:32:55.000 You can have the Gumar, a light sprinkle, but that would be a cool plot. 0.86

01:33:01.000 Yeah, they missed out.

01:33:02.000 There was that one scene where they keep talking about this card game that Tony went, he got the balls to go fucking rob it.

01:33:10.000 And that kind of turned him into a gangster.

01:33:15.000 And clearly the writers didn't want to, okay, the Sopranos movie did something that Tony himself warned against.

01:33:19.000 Remember, when is the lowest form of conversation?

01:33:24.000 Remember when?

01:33:24.000 Oh, remember when is the lowest form of conversation?

01:33:27.000 He did say that.

01:33:28.000 This whole movie was remember when with no plot or story to speak of.

01:33:31.000 It's a pet peeve of mine, too, stories, movies with no plots.

01:33:36.000 There was another one recently that I was like, what the fuck was a plot there?

01:33:43.000 Oh, that face!

01:33:46.000 Go back.

01:33:46.000 Look at that fucking face.

01:33:49.000 Photoshoot is when he gives him a kish. 0.99

01:33:52.000 Come on.

01:33:53.000 A funopoly.

01:33:55.000 Dude, Italians have such awesome words. 0.57

01:33:57.000 But wait a minute.

01:33:58.000 Your dad gets back from prison.

01:34:01.000 Right?

01:34:01.000 He's gone, let's say, five years.

01:34:02.000 I forget how long it was.

01:34:04.000 And you don't run over to him and hug him.

01:34:06.000 You just sit there going, hey, there's my dad.

01:34:08.000 That's what Dickie said.

01:34:14.000 What's the matter with you, Stunat? 0.51

01:34:19.000 That's what Manis Galco kicked right there.

01:34:25.000 I missed your dad.

01:34:26.000 I missed your dad.

01:34:29.000 I made your favorite piece.

01:34:30.000 Not a fan.

01:34:31.000 I missed your dad.

01:34:33.000 Worst actor ever.

01:34:35.000 Well.

01:34:36.000 Also, maybe get Ryan to use Google search instead of DuckDuckGo.

01:34:40.000 I Googled that She Beast t-shirt and it came up right away with Stop Line 3.

01:34:44.000 It's a Minnesota protest to stop a Canadian pipeline.

01:34:47.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:34:50.000 Drop Smart Dumb. 0.88

01:34:52.000 This whole video is full of drops, but the best one is at 202.

01:34:55.000 Let's see.

01:34:56.000 Not a lot of drops make it from the baby monsters.

01:34:59.000 We're liking baby monsters now, aren't we?

01:35:01.000 Ain't nothing worse than a smart dumb nigga. 1.00

01:35:05.000 Just a nigga at your house smart than a dumb motherfucker just sitting there thinking. 1.00

01:35:14.000 Okay, that's the couch, right?

01:35:16.000 Ain't nothing worse than a smart dumb nigga. 1.00

01:35:18.000 Yeah, that was the.

01:35:18.000 This is a new job special.

01:35:20.000 I want to hear this bit.

01:35:20.000 I can understand why they call it a couch.

01:35:24.000 But this motherfucker here, nigga. 1.00

01:35:26.000 This shit right here, nigga. 1.00

01:35:28.000 This is a love seat, nigga. 1.00

01:35:33.000 I can't even sit on this if I ain't in love, nigga. 1.00

01:35:35.000 What kind of shit is that?

01:35:38.000 Fucking funny.

01:35:38.000 That guy has the sprinkles.

01:35:40.000 Cat Williams.

01:35:41.000 Special is hilarious.

01:35:45.000 But yeah, everybody liking Baby Monsters yet?

01:35:47.000 Lady Gaga calls her fans monsters.

01:35:50.000 And I always thought that was hilarious because my friend at the time was a big Lady Gaga fan.

01:35:55.000 She was a fan.

01:35:55.000 She was a fag hag.

01:35:56.000 And she goes, I'm a monster?

01:35:58.000 That's such a gay. 1.00

01:36:00.000 I don't want to be a mon.

01:36:01.000 I'm not your monster.

01:36:02.000 Ugh.

01:36:03.000 Monster.

01:36:05.000 Katie Price, whatever her name is, with the big tits. 1.00

01:36:10.000 Katie Perry?

01:36:10.000 Katie Perry.

01:36:11.000 Her people were called kitty cats. 1.00

01:36:13.000 So it's always an annoying name.

01:36:15.000 Like, fans is a gay term.

01:36:17.000 And then these people say, I'm not saying fans.

01:36:19.000 And they come up with something much worse.

01:36:21.000 So that's phase one.

01:36:23.000 I think it's funny that Lady Gaga came up with my little monsters.

01:36:27.000 And then we have a guy who's called Baby Monster.

01:36:29.000 And you got to get on Getter, folks.

01:36:32.000 I just put up one of Maddie's texts where he made it very clear if we don't get him off this group text, he's going to start knocking fuckers out.

01:36:40.000 What about Baby Monster Bear?

01:36:48.000 Owen, you're orange too.

01:36:50.000 Is this the Halloween theme?

01:36:51.000 You're all pumpkin-based?

01:36:53.000 Aren't you glad you're a bear?

01:36:55.000 Not a sodomite.

01:36:56.000 Or Jew. 1.00

01:36:57.000 I forget what kind of bear I am.

01:36:59.000 I came up with a name.

01:37:01.000 Gavy Bear.

01:37:02.000 No, no.

01:37:03.000 It was like bear bear or something.

01:37:05.000 Changes his hair bear.

01:37:08.000 Filter bear.

01:37:10.000 All right.

01:37:10.000 The bird which is the bald eagle.

01:37:12.000 This tranny fag doesn't mind sharing knowledge about the bird which is the bald eagle. 1.00

01:37:15.000 Truly a scholar of our time.

01:37:17.000 The bird which is the bald eagle.

01:37:19.000 Bald eagle.

01:37:20.000 Interesting.

01:37:20.000 Thanks for sharing.

01:37:21.000 Absolutely.

01:37:22.000 It's no problem.

01:37:23.000 I don't mind to spread like share knowledge.

01:37:28.000 What knowledge did you share?

01:37:30.000 You shared as much knowledge as there was a plot in The Many Saints of Newark.

01:37:35.000 What knowledge did you share?

01:37:37.000 Interesting.

01:37:37.000 Thanks for sharing.

01:37:38.000 Absolutely.

01:37:39.000 It's no problem.

01:37:40.000 I don't mind to spread like share knowledge.

01:37:42.000 Oh, that must have been a different.

01:37:44.000 Oh, I see.

01:37:44.000 It's another thing.

01:37:47.000 Can you do a how women should dress segment for ladies 40 and up?

01:37:51.000 I'm 41.

01:37:52.000 I feel like if I wear anything above the knee, I'm trying too hard.

01:37:55.000 Is 40 and up fashion graveyard for ladies? 0.92

01:37:59.000 No, you can be elegant.

01:38:00.000 Vivian Westwood.

01:38:05.000 Pendleton?

01:38:06.000 Yeah.

01:38:07.000 Pendleton.

01:38:09.000 I do think, well, you can wear short shorts.

01:38:12.000 The problem is cellulite.

01:38:13.000 You don't want to be showing off cellulite.

01:38:15.000 But if you don't have cellulite, I think you can wear jean shorts in the summer.

01:38:18.000 But obviously no pigtails, no thigh highs.

01:38:23.000 Stilettos aren't trying too hard.

01:38:27.000 If you have boots on that go up to your calves, you can have socks that go up to your knees.

01:38:32.000 Just not past the knee.

01:38:35.000 What else?

01:38:37.000 You know, be classy.

01:38:40.000 Like, you know that movie where there's the two ghost hunters and it's based on a true story and they have a room in their house that has all their crazy scary shit?

01:38:54.000 What's that movie called?

01:38:56.000 They're a couple.

01:38:57.000 They're a married couple.

01:38:59.000 It's based on a true story.

01:39:01.000 Let's see, is it a comedy?

01:39:03.000 No, it's a horror.

01:39:04.000 That's why I called it a horror.

01:39:05.000 Amityville horror.

01:39:07.000 Maybe.

01:39:07.000 That one's based on a real one?

01:39:11.000 Okay, I'm going to go horror movie couple.

01:39:13.000 By the way, I always use Brave when I'm...

01:39:16.000 You do?

01:39:17.000 Yeah.

01:39:18.000 And I guess I'm using Google in Brave.

01:39:21.000 Horror movie couple married.

01:39:24.000 Oh, oh.

01:39:24.000 Ghost.

01:39:25.000 Conjuring.

01:39:26.000 Yeah, yeah, that's it.

01:39:27.000 Yeah.

01:39:27.000 Ed and Lorraine Warren.

01:39:29.000 Those are these guys.

01:39:31.000 So look up the Conjuring.

01:39:35.000 You know, she plays the soprano, though. 0.71

01:39:37.000 Yeah, she plays the mom.

01:39:38.000 Ava Something Something.

01:39:40.000 I thought it was...

01:39:40.000 It was, what's her name?

01:39:43.000 Carmilla?

01:39:44.000 Yeah.

01:39:45.000 A lot of people thought it was Carmilla.

01:39:47.000 Or they said that she looked just like her.

01:39:49.000 Dude, she's got a wild neck, though. 1.00

01:39:50.000 Her neck has like nine folds. 1.00

01:39:52.000 It looks like the fucking...

01:39:54.000 Okay, that's okay.

01:39:56.000 So let's check the cast.

01:39:58.000 Very distracting.

01:39:59.000 The cast, Lorraine Warren.

01:40:05.000 So that's a character.

01:40:09.000 You know my mother's name is Lorraine, and it has one R because my grandfather was too lazy to look it up.

01:40:15.000 So he just spelled it wrong at the hospital, and that's her name now.

01:40:18.000 Lorraine spelled wrong. 1.00

01:40:22.000 He was not a catch.

01:40:23.000 Anyway, she looks pretty good.

01:40:27.000 Isn't that a classy way to dress over 40?

01:40:31.000 No?

01:40:32.000 Is that too frumpy?

01:40:36.000 Don't try to get us too horny, really.

01:40:39.000 It's about what you don't show, like the conservativeness of it all.

01:40:43.000 Leave some room for the American. 1.00

01:40:44.000 Keep your hair along, though.

01:40:45.000 Please.

01:40:46.000 That's the best thing about Italians. 1.00

01:40:48.000 They'll have some 82-year-old Gumar. 0.99

01:40:51.000 He's dead, but he told his son to keep paying her rent.

01:40:55.000 And she has her big white long hair in a beehive. 0.83

01:41:01.000 Can you give me a beehive with your filters?

01:41:08.000 Not doing that guy.

01:41:11.000 He emails us too often.

01:41:19.000 He'll go back to the top.

01:41:21.000 From Tom McDonald.

01:41:23.000 Whoa.

01:41:25.000 And you'd think Tom McDonald would have an email like Tom at TomMcDonald.com.

01:41:32.000 But his email address is animalsarelosers at gmail.com.

01:41:37.000 So this is either not Tom McDonald or Tom McDonald's a huge fan of the G-Dog.

01:41:45.000 Dear Plaid Daddy and Boy Blunder, I want to thank you so much for featuring my song as the opener of Monday's show.

01:41:49.000 Very cool that you're on my vibe.

01:41:50.000 I have a personal request from one great to another.

01:41:56.000 Can we get a video drop of Trump saying grab them by the pussy? 0.94

01:41:59.000 Hopefully Ryan won't fuck up today, but my guess is he already did.

01:42:03.000 Have a great show.

01:42:04.000 Oh, that was a nice thing from Tom.

01:42:09.000 Hey, Gavin and Rygai.

01:42:11.000 After listening to the episode yesterday, I went on camera to look for people to say the bird, which is the bald eagle.

01:42:16.000 I happened to see that Fran Drescher was on there, and she looks incredible for her age.

01:42:19.000 She's in her 60s and looks great.

01:42:22.000 You know who fucked her? 1.00

01:42:24.000 Dr. Shiva.

01:42:26.000 Whoa.

01:42:28.000 They were dating.

01:42:29.000 I asked him about it once, and he completely shut down.

01:42:33.000 He didn't even almost answer the question.

01:42:37.000 Wow, she looks fantastic. 0.99

01:42:43.000 I like when Jews are chinks. 1.00

01:42:46.000 When Japs are chinks. 1.00

01:42:51.000 I like when Japs are japs. 1.00

01:42:55.000 The first Jap has to be in all caps.

01:42:57.000 Correct.

01:42:59.000 Okay, I think that's enough.

01:43:01.000 Okay, we got a couple more birds, which is the bald eagle, and then we'll stop.

01:43:07.000 Wow, there's a lot.

01:43:09.000 Let me just download all these.

01:43:12.000 I think it's the same two 800 times.

01:43:17.000 Let's just watch one or two until we get bored.

01:43:19.000 I don't understand this culture, by the way, just filming your face and talking to a bunch of strangers.

01:43:28.000 Play one.

01:43:30.000 Still downloaded.

01:43:30.000 Did you have to download yours from...

01:43:32.000 No, I'm just playing it on my screen.

01:43:39.000 There's another one.

01:43:40.000 Mine's downloading.

01:43:41.000 Oh, here we go.

01:43:44.000 Sausage fingers.

01:43:45.000 What the fuck?

01:43:47.000 Oh, shit.

01:43:48.000 Oh, shit.

01:43:49.000 My buddy Sammy's in here.

01:43:51.000 Do you support BLM?

01:43:52.000 Yes, because I'm an albino myself doing math homework.

01:43:56.000 Nice.

01:43:57.000 Thank you for the follow.

01:43:58.000 The bird witch is the bald eagle. 0.90

01:44:01.000 The bird witch is the bald eagle. 0.90

01:44:02.000 What?

01:44:04.000 Don't make sense.

01:44:06.000 I'm so confused.

01:44:08.000 Some of y'all do not make sense.

01:44:10.000 Some of y'all are so people are saying, Dawn people have a problem with their relationship because of the age gap.

01:44:31.000 Somebody says he looks like the bird, which is the bald eagle.

01:44:40.000 Is that her?

01:44:41.000 He looks like the bird which is.

01:44:42.000 I guess because of your hair.

01:44:44.000 Maybe when it's born.

01:44:46.000 Maybe when it comes right out of the egg.

01:44:51.000 He does kind of look like a newborn bald eagle.

01:44:55.000 Yeah.

01:44:57.000 Is that Uncle Sr.?

01:44:59.000 Can I get a name in?

01:45:02.000 No, they're even very hairy as newborns.

01:45:05.000 Why?

01:45:06.000 This poor eagle really got a bad rap.

01:45:09.000 From the day it is.

01:45:11.000 Oh, God.

01:45:12.000 Look at her.

01:45:13.000 Where?

01:45:21.000 Oh, God.

01:45:22.000 Okay, so I think I landed on the wrong side of TikTok.

01:45:26.000 Great.

01:45:27.000 Wow, so many of you.

01:45:29.000 Take the bird, which is the bald eagle.

01:45:32.000 I cleanse the palette with the OG.

01:45:34.000 Okay.

01:45:35.000 Um.

01:45:43.000 Good idea.

01:45:44.000 I wanted to buy my old man a subscription because he is red-pilled as fuck but still watches Fox News religiously.

01:45:49.000 He's an old boomer, but I know he digged the content, much like your old man.

01:45:52.000 Could be lucrative.

01:45:53.000 What?

01:45:54.000 Okay.

01:45:56.000 Is he trying to suggest that we have an easier way to buy someone a membership?

01:46:00.000 Oh, maybe, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:46:02.000 A lot of people say that.

01:46:03.000 They're like, I don't have a card because I'm off the grid or something.

01:46:06.000 You gotta have a credit card, for fuck's sake.

01:46:08.000 You just sign up and then you use his email.

01:46:12.000 Pay a friend.

01:46:13.000 Yeah.

01:46:14.000 Like people say, can you set up a gift thing?

01:46:16.000 But you just sign up with your credit card and then you use a different email.

01:46:21.000 Am I stupid?

01:46:23.000 Maybe I am.

01:46:24.000 Anyway, that's it.

01:46:26.000 This is...

01:46:27.000 I want to get that filter working again.

01:46:29.000 I'm sick of this do.

01:46:31.000 Let's go check out the final video.

01:46:48.000 So I was almost deported a few years ago for advocating violence.

01:46:54.000 But it didn't happen.

01:46:57.000 So I'll tread lightly here.

01:47:00.000 But this is a culture wherein you don't punch anyone in the face anymore or kick them in the head.

01:47:07.000 And so these people block traffic.

01:47:10.000 No one knows what they're protesting against.

01:47:13.000 Especially the people who can't get to work because of these goddamn clowns. 1.00

01:47:19.000 What are you doing?

01:47:20.000 How are you helping?

01:47:21.000 And dragging them off the road as they scurry back like retarded caterpillars. 1.00

01:47:29.000 It's not getting anything done.

01:47:33.000 Violence is wrong and evil, and it gives me nightmares every night.

01:47:37.000 However, wouldn't a couple of bonks to the face end this?

01:47:47.000 So these guys manage to get around them.

01:47:54.000 And look, the protesters have fluorescent vests, and then there's guys who actually dress like that for work.

01:48:09.000 So look, they drag them off.

01:48:11.000 They're so submissive.

01:48:17.000 So now they do their own makeshift, like, traffic cop thing.

01:48:21.000 But when they go to get these guys, the others drift back in.

01:48:26.000 Like, am I the only one craving a boot to the head here?

01:48:37.000 Look, and then he just scurries back.

01:48:47.000 These guys are going to get fired if they're late for work.

01:48:51.000 What have they got to do with your protests?

01:48:53.000 Oh, there's another part to this, too, where there's a woman who has to bring her 81-year-old mother and there's an ambulance.

01:49:02.000 Are you sure it's from this?

01:49:03.000 Because that's happened a million times.

01:49:05.000 No, yeah, it was a woman yelling like, Britain.

01:49:07.000 What are you doing?

01:49:08.000 Yeah, yeah, no, it was Britain.

01:49:14.000 It's sort of like when you're watching My 600 Pound Life and you go, just die.

01:49:19.000 Just die.

01:49:20.000 You've already given up on life.

01:49:22.000 God gave you a body.

01:49:23.000 He gave you life and you squandered it on chicken.

01:49:27.000 You're done.

01:49:29.000 Not helping.

01:49:31.000 All right, that's the show, folks.

01:49:33.000 We had a wonderful time.

01:49:34.000 We used the software to our greatest.

01:49:39.000 To our greatest, what do you say?

01:49:43.000 Advantage?

01:49:44.000 Yeah, that's it.

01:49:45.000 To our greatest advantage.

01:49:47.000 What was that saying yesterday?

01:49:49.000 You got that on the head.

01:49:52.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:49:53.000 It was so not a thing that I don't remember it.

01:49:57.000 I remember things that are things.

01:49:58.000 Ryan managed to get it right on the head today.

01:50:01.000 Thank you.

01:50:01.000 We're very happy with his behavior.

01:50:04.000 Tomorrow's compound censored.

01:50:06.000 We will see you then.

01:50:07.000 And in the meantime, get fired.

01:50:09.000 Get in trouble.

01:50:10.000 Be brave.

01:50:12.000 And never stop fighting.

01:50:29.000 Touching yourself, touching yourself.

01:50:32.000 Touching your, touching yourself, touching yourself. 0.83

01:50:36.000 You climb onto the bonnet and you're licking the windscreen.

01:50:40.000 I've never seen anything so obscene.

01:50:44.000 It's enough to make a girl blush.

01:50:47.000 It's enough, it's enough to make a girl blush. 0.94

01:50:51.000 It's enough, it's enough, it's enough, it's enough, it's enough, it's enough, it's enough, it's enough, it's enough, it's enough, it's enough.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - October 05, 2021

S04E38 - NEW HAIRDO

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