Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S04E41 - YOU'RE A DOMESTIC TERRORIST

00:00:12.000 Oh, live from New York.

00:00:16.000 It's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnis.

00:00:41.000 Niggas want me through this shit like this. 1.00

00:00:52.000 Niggas want me through this shit like that's the minor Kipper. 1.00

00:00:56.000 This is what's up.

00:01:03.000 Well, I forgot.

00:01:08.000 Beat my boo. 0.99

00:01:14.000 We reached the pressure.

00:01:18.000 I got some big, fuck, wild.

00:01:20.000 Beat my boo. 0.99

00:01:26.000 I got some big, fuck, wild.

00:01:28.000 Niggas want me through this shit like the fight. 1.00

00:01:39.000 Beat my boat.

00:01:46.000 I killed it right at the good part.

00:01:49.000 Welcome to another episode of Get Off My Lawn. 0.56

00:01:52.000 This one's going to be half an hour long.

00:01:55.000 We are reducing yesterday's length by 50%.

00:01:59.000 We heard and, you know, you spoke and we listened.

00:02:02.000 Yeah.

00:02:02.000 You seemed thrilled with an hour.

00:02:04.000 Most of the feedback was too long.

00:02:06.000 Right.

00:02:07.000 So today will be half an hour.

00:02:09.000 Tomorrow will be 15 minutes.

00:02:12.000 Thursday will be, of course, a five-minute show.

00:02:16.000 It'll be called five-minute take.

00:02:18.000 And then the following week, every show is one minute long.

00:02:22.000 It's a hot take, like the barstool guy.

00:02:24.000 I don't like that guy.

00:02:25.000 KFC?

00:02:26.000 No, I don't like him.

00:02:27.000 We saw him in person, me and my wife, and I was like, look at him and his ice-cold takes.

00:02:31.000 He's so PC.

00:02:33.000 Yes.

00:02:34.000 And I don't give a shit when women are politically correct because they're broads. 1.00

00:02:38.000 And that's probably good for society.

00:02:41.000 These Ted Baker jackets come with a built-in pocket square.

00:02:46.000 Probably good for society to have women to be too soft. 1.00

00:02:49.000 But men can't be too hard.

00:02:52.000 And when they are worried about, I don't know, racism and shit, it's just gross.

00:02:59.000 You know what I mean?

00:03:00.000 Yeah, it is gross.

00:03:02.000 Hucky.

00:03:02.000 Like, I bring up racism when it's relevant.

00:03:06.000 It's racist that de Blasio's Killing the Gifted program.

00:03:10.000 That's an example of anti-Asian violence.

00:03:12.000 There's a lot of other anti-Asian violence going around.

00:03:15.000 I wouldn't call the Killing the Schools violent, but you know what I mean.

00:03:18.000 It's an anti-Asian hate crime.

00:03:19.000 It's racist.

00:03:20.000 There's lots of racism towards whites.

00:03:22.000 I'm politically correct when it comes to that.

00:03:24.000 There's a lot of anti-Semitism towards Israelis, towards Elhan Omar has a lot of racist sentiments towards Jews in general.

00:03:32.000 I'm obviously against that.

00:03:35.000 But like to constantly be filtering through white people and finding them sinning is corny. 0.69

00:03:41.000 Corny.

00:03:42.000 His takes are ice cold.

00:03:44.000 What do you think of my ice cold new shoes?

00:03:46.000 Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.

00:03:48.000 They're dope.

00:03:49.000 They're like my brown Clarks, but they're black. 0.85

00:03:52.000 Going back to the show length, we're gonna, if it's okay, we can show you the entire episode one week from now.

00:04:02.000 There it is.

00:04:04.000 Oh, no, we should definitely have the gun.

00:04:06.000 You want the gun?

00:04:07.000 Well, that's the day before.

00:04:08.000 Let's make a commitment to the viewers right now.

00:04:11.000 We will never, ever have a show that's so short you don't see the that's from I Shot Indy Warhol by the way.

00:04:21.000 That's that cute weird-looking chick. 1.00

00:04:26.000 There you go.

00:04:27.000 Okay.

00:04:29.000 That opening band was Collective Termstrasse.

00:04:34.000 Some guys from Hamburg who would been doing this since the late 90s and they've been schlotzing and Fnötzing.

00:04:41.000 And now they're getting more.

00:04:42.000 Their videos are very high quality.

00:04:44.000 They must be rich.

00:04:45.000 Of course, it's Germany. 0.77

00:04:47.000 I mean, they can make a paper airplane and it would go for an hour.

00:04:50.000 They're not great at soul and humor and the sort of Latin things that the Greeks and the French and the Italians can do, but they are good at being precise.

00:05:02.000 All right, let's jump into it.

00:05:03.000 We've only got another 20 minutes, right?

00:05:06.000 This is going around.

00:05:08.000 This chick, amateur hour at the Apollo, what's her name? 1.00

00:05:11.000 Alex Alexi McCammond?

00:05:14.000 And she's been popping up in the news her entire career, and it's always a shit show.

00:05:19.000 It's always a failure.

00:05:20.000 And she's always getting canceled for this.

00:05:23.000 She's always cannibalized by her fellow lefties. 1.00

00:05:25.000 Yet she keeps doing it.

00:05:27.000 She keeps being a lefty. 1.00

00:05:29.000 They hate you, Alexi.

00:05:31.000 Come over to the dark side, you stupid bitch. 1.00

00:05:34.000 But she's another one of these, raised by her white mom, abandoned by her black dad, and is obsessed with the evils of white people. 0.69

00:05:43.000 Which is just like, please stop.

00:05:46.000 Its decision to stop selling ice cream in Israeli-occupied Palestinian territories.

00:05:51.000 You guys are big proponents of voting rights.

00:05:53.000 Why do you still sell ice cream in Georgia?

00:05:55.000 Texas abortion bans. 0.51

00:06:03.000 I don't know.

00:06:04.000 He's announced its decision to sell ice cream.

00:06:07.000 That's what he said.

00:06:08.000 That's a fun remix where they added music, but that's exactly how it happened in real life.

00:06:13.000 Maybe she is getting...

00:06:15.000 She works for Axios now.

00:06:17.000 I can't remember what they are.

00:06:19.000 Are they left or right?

00:06:20.000 They claim to be like right down the middle fair, just reporting scoops.

00:06:24.000 Sure, sure.

00:06:25.000 So maybe, like, it's conceivable that her angle there is lampooning This political correctness and saying, where do you draw the line?

00:06:34.000 Because if you don't do Palestine, then you shouldn't do Georgia. 0.79

00:06:37.000 You shouldn't do anyone who has slightly objectionable rules.

00:06:41.000 It doesn't go by Ben and Jerry's.

00:06:43.000 Does Ben and Jerry's even own Ben and Jerry's?

00:06:46.000 I don't think they do.

00:06:46.000 I think they're owned by some like global ice cream of vision thing.

00:06:53.000 So that's going around that interview.

00:06:56.000 But if you remember her, she was the one, so she dressed up as an Indian for Halloween and they caught her. 0.98

00:07:03.000 And she also said, everyone talks about racism, but no one talks about black on black racism.

00:07:09.000 That's a sin.

00:07:10.000 Totally valid point.

00:07:11.000 And you can tell as a light-skinned, almost white-passing black woman, she probably gets a lot of shit from like the chicken James Bond blacks. 1.00

00:07:20.000 But no, you're not allowed to bring that up.

00:07:22.000 Unilever.

00:07:23.000 Unilever.

00:07:24.000 Yeah, Unilever.

00:07:26.000 So why are they doing interviews?

00:07:29.000 Were they 5% shareholders?

00:07:32.000 Do you remember her?

00:07:33.000 That's 1-3, I guess.

00:07:35.000 And then she also got in big trouble for a horrible racist tweet where she said, this is when she's still in college, right?

00:07:43.000 She's a child.

00:07:44.000 Give me a 2 out of 10 on my chem problem.

00:07:47.000 Cross out all my work and don't explain what I did wrong.

00:07:49.000 Thanks a lot, stupid Asian TA. 1.00

00:07:51.000 You're great.

00:07:54.000 How is that an issue?

00:07:56.000 So on the one hand, I'm happy that she keeps walking into the wood chipper because I like when they're exposed to their own hypocrisy.

00:08:04.000 But on the other hand, we always have to take a step back on this show and go, so what exactly happened?

00:08:09.000 Like, all blacks should go back to Africa is a racist statement to say.

00:08:14.000 Gotcha.

00:08:15.000 It's never that.

00:08:17.000 It's never that.

00:08:18.000 It's always like, dark blacks seem mean to us light-skinned blacks. 1.00

00:08:22.000 True fact.

00:08:23.000 I'm dressing up like an Indian for Halloween because it's a dress-up party and that's a thing to dress up as. 1.00

00:08:29.000 Correct, but verboten.

00:08:33.000 And then she's identifying the race of her TA.

00:08:37.000 What the fuck?

00:08:38.000 That's called color.

00:08:40.000 Color's yellow, but it's color.

00:08:44.000 And then she was also the woman who started fucking one of Joe Biden's advisors, young guy.

00:08:50.000 And it's all amateur out at the Apollo.

00:08:52.000 They're all silly children who don't know what they're doing.

00:08:55.000 So he finds out some reporter's going to write about it and he goes, I will destroy you.

00:09:00.000 You remember this guy?

00:09:02.000 TJ Ducklow?

00:09:06.000 That's one of those stupid things where it's like a fake article done in India where they're like, she is a nice lady. 1.00

00:09:12.000 That is her dad.

00:09:13.000 He's a great guy.

00:09:16.000 You don't have more modern pictures?

00:09:19.000 Yeah, that's him.

00:09:19.000 T.J. Oh.

00:09:21.000 I don't know what's going on with her ex-fiancé.

00:09:23.000 Matt Kunkman.

00:09:26.000 So if you go up, TJ Ducklow was boning her for a while.

00:09:30.000 And he got fired for telling the journalists that he will destroy her if she writes about their relationship.

00:09:40.000 Like, what's the common thread throughout all this?

00:09:44.000 Amateur hour at the Apollo.

00:09:46.000 Losers.

00:09:48.000 That little child of a man is a Biden advisor, and he's telling journalists he's going to destroy her.

00:09:53.000 Like, that's not going to get out?

00:09:55.000 You fucking dummy.

00:09:56.000 Did Tony Soprano email people and say he's going to destroy them?

00:10:00.000 Like, you got to do something a little more substantial if you're going to be making threats.

00:10:06.000 Threats don't work on email.

00:10:08.000 These aren't real men.

00:10:10.000 I can tell you right now.

00:10:12.000 Real men.

00:10:14.000 It's the guy from Mask.

00:10:16.000 Am I?

00:10:17.000 With Rucky Dennis, I mean, the Cher one, not the Jim Carrey one.

00:10:20.000 That's correct.

00:10:21.000 What's your name again?

00:10:22.000 Joe Peckinpaw, Sam Peabody?

00:10:24.000 Sam Elliott.

00:10:25.000 Sam Elliott.

00:10:26.000 Now, I'm just listening here about this TJ Duck-o-whoever.

00:10:31.000 And you can tell he's not a real man.

00:10:33.000 Doesn't drive a real car.

00:10:35.000 Like the all-new Dodge Ram.

00:10:38.000 With the all-new Dodge Rams, you have horsepower that glues you to the road like a fucking man.

00:10:49.000 How much horsepower?

00:10:50.000 500,500.

00:10:55.000 What is the shaft horsepower of the Luma HC-50 Blackhawk helicopter?

00:11:04.000 Well, I can tell you, it's probably not as much as the all-new Dodge Ram.

00:11:10.000 Built with enough elbow grease to get you from point A to point whoopass.

00:11:15.000 But it's elbow grease.

00:11:16.000 It's got a lot.

00:11:17.000 Built with elbow grease.

00:11:19.000 Built with barbecue sauce.

00:11:20.000 We'd like to welcome our new sponsor, the Dodge Ram, which isn't that a Tesla?

00:11:27.000 We'd like to thank them both for being there, new sponsors of the show.

00:11:31.000 Things are really looking up.

00:11:32.000 So anyway, this is the kind of thing that goes viral when you have affirmative action, when you have journalists who went to these terrible NYU Columbia journalism schools and they get out into the real world and they just produce garbage.

00:11:45.000 Like meritocracy is all but dead.

00:11:48.000 And you see it when you investigate some silly cunt like this who had a ridiculous interview with Ben and Jerry's. 0.98

00:11:56.000 I was at the bar last night, believe it or not.

00:11:58.000 And it was said, oh, it's Columbus Day.

00:12:00.000 And I said, you're welcome.

00:12:01.000 And I was talking to relatively like-minded people, but this black guy who's not a fan of the G-Dog, we had a big fight about the crows in Dumbo.

00:12:12.000 Do you remember that story?

00:12:14.000 He said it was racist.

00:12:15.000 And I said, the crows are black.

00:12:19.000 I'm not going to lie.

00:12:21.000 But black people did talk like that. 0.94

00:12:22.000 And the crows are kicking ass.

00:12:24.000 They're laughing at Dumbo.

00:12:25.000 He's a loser in that scenario.

00:12:28.000 And then he said, well, what about the honeymooners?

00:12:31.000 Do you know what race they are?

00:12:32.000 Where are they from?

00:12:33.000 And I'm like, yeah, they're white trash. 1.00

00:12:35.000 And they're the laughingstock again.

00:12:38.000 And if Dumbo was a race, he was white, right? 0.51

00:12:41.000 Yeah, I'd say.

00:12:42.000 Anyway, he's like, he's on his way to the bathroom.

00:12:44.000 He's like, oh, fuck him, man.

00:12:47.000 He was trying to get to India.

00:12:49.000 That's why he called those people Indians. 0.79

00:12:51.000 He thought, that fucking idiot thought he was in India.

00:12:54.000 I go, dude, that's like saying he tried to go to Mars and he ended up on the moon.

00:12:59.000 You go to The moon.

00:13:00.000 At this point, he'd already turned around and headed to the bathroom.

00:13:03.000 But then I kept talking.

00:13:06.000 You, he came from Genova, Italy, right?

00:13:09.000 Home of Pesto.

00:13:11.000 Yum.

00:13:11.000 Navigated his way to the Caribbean.

00:13:14.000 I'd like to see you do that today.

00:13:16.000 We'll give you whatever ship you want.

00:13:18.000 We'll get the best ship available to man.

00:13:21.000 It can be a big yacht.

00:13:22.000 It can be a little speedboat.

00:13:24.000 You choose the boat.

00:13:25.000 We'll give you the GPS, everything, dude.

00:13:28.000 The latest technology.

00:13:30.000 You can sleep downstairs, air conditioning, everything.

00:13:33.000 I bet you won't make it.

00:13:35.000 I bet you get lost.

00:13:40.000 Speaking of lunatics running the asylum, we're having some trubs at Rikers.

00:13:46.000 That's not footage from the inmates at Rikers, but it could be.

00:13:51.000 They've taken over.

00:13:53.000 They stole a bus, crashed it, having some fun there.

00:13:58.000 Inside Rikers, dysfunction, lawlessness, and detainees in control.

00:14:02.000 Oh, the New York Times has to begrudgingly admit.

00:14:05.000 That's what I like about the Daily Mail.

00:14:06.000 There's no grudging.

00:14:08.000 They're like, this is exciting.

00:14:10.000 We've got some gossip.

00:14:11.000 Rikers on an inmate stole bus and smashed it into a bloody wall after God left keys in ignition.

00:14:17.000 Others roam the halls and free each other to carry out gang attacks with God giving inmate Razor to help him.

00:14:24.000 Ooh, I hope John Campbell is still there.

00:14:28.000 Remember the Antifa who got a year?

00:14:30.000 Oh, yeah.

00:14:32.000 Look him up.

00:14:33.000 John Campbell, Antifa sentenced.

00:14:36.000 Fingers crossed, he's getting his face slit with a razor right now.

00:14:43.000 I believe it was something else.

00:14:45.000 David Campbell.

00:14:46.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:14:49.000 I was sent to jail.

00:14:51.000 Oh, shit, he's out.

00:14:52.000 I was sent to jail after a fight at an Antifa protest.

00:14:56.000 I couldn't keep nearly as quiet at Rikers Island as I'd planned.

00:15:00.000 Nerdy white guys kind of stand out in there.

00:15:02.000 Well, that's going to be a juicy read.

00:15:04.000 Dude.

00:15:05.000 Nerdy white guys.

00:15:06.000 You mean rich kids?

00:15:08.000 I was arrested, blah, blah, blah.

00:15:11.000 10.30 cluster of attendees from the galley, clearly drunk, run into a cluster of protesters.

00:15:15.000 I don't know how it started, but it soon became a melee with half a dozen.

00:15:19.000 No, dude.

00:15:20.000 This is all lies.

00:15:21.000 I love how they just let an Antifa guy go to Huffington Post and just make up a story.

00:15:27.000 You attacked an old Jewish man because he was at a MAGA thing, a Cernovich thing, Night for Freedom, that had been doxxed by Vic Berger and Chelsea Manning.

00:15:37.000 And you beat the shit out of him.

00:15:40.000 You strangled him.

00:15:41.000 And you punched him.

00:15:42.000 He went into cardiac arrest and almost died.

00:15:45.000 Somehow, you didn't get felony assault.

00:15:48.000 You got some bullshit plea down year at Rikers.

00:15:51.000 Go back.

00:15:52.000 I searched.

00:15:52.000 Your name is not in the article.

00:15:54.000 Okay, I don't care.

00:15:57.000 A proud boy.

00:15:58.000 Nothing to do.

00:15:59.000 Wait.

00:16:00.000 Oh, look.

00:16:01.000 Wait a minute.

00:16:02.000 What's this?

00:16:02.000 Four days in my sentence spent two days with a proud boy who had been arrested.

00:16:06.000 That's Jeff.

00:16:06.000 Fact about Jeff.

00:16:07.000 Oh, that's right.

00:16:08.000 I was in the initial adjustment phase then, undoubtedly the hardest part of my time in jail.

00:16:12.000 I was overwhelmed by the new world of cold, hard surfaces, terrible food, lack of privacy, autonomy, clanging, shouting, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

00:16:19.000 Poor angel. 1.00

00:16:20.000 I desperately needed to put my thoughts on paper, but nothing to write with.

00:16:22.000 The proud boy didn't exactly want to shake my hand, but he gave me a golf pencil.

00:16:26.000 And in return, I agreed not to out him to the rest of the prisoners as a trumpster.

00:16:31.000 He was telling people that he'd been in a bar fight.

00:16:34.000 To my embarrassment, he also trounced me in a round of scrabble.

00:16:38.000 This is not Jeff's version of events.

00:16:40.000 Interesting.

00:16:41.000 Jeff's version of events is that he outed him and said, fuck with this guy after he had tricked him into being friends.

00:16:48.000 Let's get him on the line.

00:16:50.000 Yeah, okay.

00:16:52.000 Yeah.

00:16:58.000 You see, when it comes to space, there's not a lot of space when it comes to jail or prison for that matter.

00:17:06.000 When we're talking about the expanding cosmos, there's a lot more space and no golf pencils.

00:17:13.000 Go back to the article.

00:17:14.000 It's much more interesting than you sounding like Neil deGrasse Tyson on heroin.

00:17:20.000 Feels good.

00:17:23.000 In my research preparation, I was stay quiet, mind my own business.

00:17:27.000 So wait, go back up to what got him in there.

00:17:29.000 It was just a random fight.

00:17:30.000 Go up.

00:17:35.000 The cops never arrested the alt-right guys who likely started the fight.

00:17:39.000 There were none.

00:17:41.000 They were up in the...

00:17:42.000 The police wouldn't let us out.

00:17:43.000 The guy that you beat up was the guy who broke free from police and said, I'm walking home on my own.

00:17:48.000 I don't need your help.

00:17:49.000 Right.

00:17:53.000 A cluster of attendees from the gala ran into a cluster of protesters. 0.51

00:17:58.000 That's all a lie.

00:18:00.000 Half dozen people, blah, blah, blah.

00:18:01.000 I've been about to leave.

00:18:02.000 Shortly after the fight broke out, a cop appeared and grabbed the first person in black he saw, me, much larger than me.

00:18:08.000 He attacked me from behind without a word, threw me to the pavement, shattering my shin bone.

00:18:12.000 I spent four days in the hospital hanging.

00:18:14.000 No, you fought the cop, you fucking liar.

00:18:18.000 Like, the Huffington Post is just a publicity firm for Antifa.

00:18:26.000 Wow.

00:18:27.000 Is there any, like, a, you know, thing that they write at the end of it to be like, listen, this is a guy's opinion.

00:18:35.000 Why don't you go to the end of it then?

00:18:37.000 No.

00:18:38.000 David Campbell's writer, translator, funeral director, embalmer, former anti-fascist, former anti-fascist political.

00:18:44.000 Oh, okay.

00:18:45.000 Penn America, Writing for Justice.

00:18:47.000 He's currently writing a book about his time behind bars.

00:18:49.000 Oh, God.

00:18:50.000 How many...

00:18:51.000 Wait, it was months, right?

00:18:52.000 Really was not.

00:18:53.000 It was a year.

00:18:54.000 It was a year, okay.

00:18:55.000 Went on a Twitter at ABDAC.

00:18:57.000 Find word about him.

00:18:59.000 Yeah, no.

00:19:02.000 Yeah, that doesn't look good for Jeff.

00:19:03.000 In fact, even Jeff's version of events didn't sound very good because why didn't you beat the shit out of him when you saw him at Rikers?

00:19:14.000 Because that's something Antifa does. 0.92

00:19:16.000 Attack people unprovoked.

00:19:21.000 Probably he doesn't want to get more shit.

00:19:23.000 Hassan Piker, poor guy.

00:19:27.000 The fact that he's rich will not die.

00:19:31.000 And we saw, speaking of PR firms, he paid a PR firm to become a Twitter moment.

00:19:37.000 The Twitter moment was some digital business magazine no one's heard of called like Cyber Report.

00:19:44.000 And it was all about how, yes, he makes some money, but he also donates a charity and he's fucking awesome.

00:19:50.000 It's pathetic.

00:19:51.000 Pathetic.

00:19:52.000 I bet it cost him 25 grand.

00:19:58.000 It cost him 25 grand for that.

00:20:00.000 That was the firm's fee.

00:20:02.000 And then to become a Twitter moment is another 5K.

00:20:09.000 Depending on the duration, he paid for a day.

00:20:13.000 These are the numbers I'm guessing, but I have been in media for a quarter century.

00:20:20.000 So here he is on Prague Are You getting lampooned?

00:20:24.000 Inequality.

00:20:25.000 What does that mean?

00:20:26.000 Inequality in our society?

00:20:29.000 The fact that the wealthy keep hoarding more and more wealth while poor people die, even in the wealthiest country on the earth?

00:20:41.000 Hoarding more and more wealth.

00:20:43.000 How about 200 grand a month?

00:20:48.000 Inequality?

00:20:49.000 Yeah, that's fun.

00:20:51.000 Okay, let's jump to the war on kids.

00:20:52.000 We've only got another two minutes before this show's over.

00:20:56.000 Oh, geez.

00:20:57.000 Yeah.

00:20:58.000 You're going to get used to it as they get shorter and shorter and shorter.

00:21:03.000 Wait, what's this?

00:21:04.000 Oh, you're showing the thing.

00:21:10.000 We're living in an ageism era where children are seen as human garbage.

00:21:16.000 Regulations to indocument American school children with poisonous and divisive left-wing doctors.

00:21:29.000 Pretty insane, huh?

00:21:33.000 I noticed that in the Biden sniffing part, why did I say pretty insane?

00:21:39.000 I haven't even shown the clip that's in my head.

00:21:41.000 Sorry.

00:21:41.000 I'm skipping ahead of myself here.

00:21:43.000 That's probably just a short episode.

00:21:44.000 Pretty insane.

00:21:45.000 Pretty insane intro, huh, guys?

00:21:47.000 The intro you've seen 30 times?

00:21:48.000 Pretty nuts, right, kids?

00:21:52.000 By the way, side note, tangent within a tangent within a tangent.

00:21:56.000 Kamala Harris, remember when she was talking to the kids about space and how exciting space is?

00:22:03.000 We've just discovered those kids she were talking to are actors, and they had to audition a ton of them before they found ones who could be sufficiently in awe of her ridiculous laugh.

00:22:11.000 So that's tangent one.

00:22:12.000 Now back a tangent, Joe Biden sniffing there.

00:22:16.000 He recently defended himself and said, no, no, no, that's just who I am.

00:22:19.000 It was the Cuomo thing where he's like, I'm Italiano.

00:22:21.000 I touch your ears.

00:22:22.000 I'm like, hey, what's up?

00:22:24.000 Whoa.

00:22:24.000 That's why I grabbed her ass.

00:22:26.000 I grab guys' asses all the time. 0.84

00:22:28.000 No, you don't.

00:22:29.000 And Biden, no, you don't.

00:22:30.000 I've never seen Biden sniff any adult.

00:22:34.000 He doesn't sniff them.

00:22:35.000 He doesn't burrow into adults.

00:22:38.000 He doesn't play with adults' hair.

00:22:40.000 He's not even like that handshakey of a guy.

00:22:44.000 Is he?

00:22:47.000 Like, he's not this.

00:22:48.000 You know, Cuomo at least has an argument with the Italian stuff.

00:22:53.000 But Biden, I don't really see him like hugging that much.

00:22:58.000 No one can get near him.

00:23:01.000 They're scared he's going to break.

00:23:03.000 Okay, so we got two doozies of a story here.

00:23:06.000 Look at this ad to teach children pole dancing.

00:23:10.000 Kids pole too.

00:23:12.000 Looking to combine an element of dance and acrobatics for your child?

00:23:16.000 Pole sport competitions start at age six plus.

00:23:20.000 You know, a stripper pole. 0.94

00:23:22.000 When I first became a father, I was told you have one job and that's to keep her off the pole. 1.00

00:23:28.000 Not anymore.

00:23:29.000 Now we want to get them on the pole.

00:23:30.000 Give your little ones a chance to be great competitors by getting them enrolled early on kids' pole classes age 7 to 12.

00:23:37.000 All right, let's give them a call.

00:23:38.000 Now, I can't legally call people without getting their permission, but I guess I can just call and not record her.

00:23:46.000 So put up the flyer again.

00:23:51.000 I got to see the bottom of its shit for brains.

00:23:54.000 1-812-556-8037.

00:24:02.000 You are on the air.

00:24:03.000 We'll have a conversation.

00:24:05.000 This is a fucking loser.

00:24:07.000 You don't want me to learn, share, listen.

00:24:08.000 Disconnected, huh?

00:24:09.000 Oh.

00:24:11.000 Do you think it's fake?

00:24:14.000 No.

00:24:15.000 Well, is there a website?

00:24:16.000 Let's see.

00:24:17.000 Well, what's that up on the side?

00:24:18.000 Tiffs Pole Fitness. 0.97

00:24:21.000 Tiffs Charlotte Pole.

00:24:22.000 We call it age-appropriate pole techniques only.

00:24:25.000 No worries.

00:24:26.000 Oh, thank God.

00:24:27.000 Oh, okay.

00:24:28.000 You know, the normal things that people do on polls.

00:24:31.000 Let's see.

00:24:32.000 Tiffs Pole Fitness. 0.97

00:24:34.000 There's no such thing as normal non-sexual pole dancing. 0.88

00:24:38.000 It comes from a strip club.

00:24:40.000 Why do you think drug dealers have poles installed in their homes? 0.92

00:24:45.000 It's so women will strip for them. 1.00

00:24:47.000 I always thought that was weird when married couples have a stripper pole. 1.00

00:24:50.000 I'm not against it.

00:24:51.000 Whatever makes you fuck your wife is awesome. 1.00

00:24:54.000 But like the idea of my wife stripping, pam, no, I could get into it, I guess. 0.86

00:24:58.000 I don't know if this is it.

00:25:00.000 No, that doesn't look like it.

00:25:03.000 Should I not trust Cassandra Fairbanks as a source?

00:25:07.000 Well, it's not just her.

00:25:08.000 I mean, oh, wait, let's see.

00:25:10.000 What do you got?

00:25:11.000 It was called Tiffs.

00:25:13.000 Okay.

00:25:14.000 Okay.

00:25:15.000 Seems to be...

00:25:19.000 Thank you for showing your interest in the kids' pole class.

00:25:21.000 It looks...

00:25:22.000 Okay.

00:25:23.000 Wait, wait.

00:25:24.000 I know that it's going to take time for everyone to drop the stigma of it's a stripper pole.

00:25:29.000 Why do we want to drop the stigma and understand that pole is an international sport now?

00:25:34.000 I have patience and hope for our future generations of pole Olympians. 0.97

00:25:37.000 What?

00:25:39.000 There's no polls in the Olympics?

00:25:41.000 There's no crying in base pole.

00:25:44.000 I want to share an example with the public of an international pole sport competition for kids.

00:25:51.000 What?

00:25:53.000 I don't believe you.

00:25:55.000 And if there is international poll competitions for kids, that's Equally corrupt because polls are for stripping.

00:26:04.000 All right, so we'll leave it up to the baby monsters to figure out how legit that is.

00:26:09.000 Here's something that's very legit, though, and fucking spooky.

00:26:17.000 So there's a school, Loudoun County.

00:26:21.000 Where the fuck's Loudoun County?

00:26:23.000 Go down a bit?

00:26:26.000 Virginia.

00:26:28.000 On June 22nd, Scott Smith was arrested at a Loudoun County, Virginia school board meeting, a meeting that was ultimately deemed an unlawful assembly after many attendees vocally opposed a policy on transgender students.

00:26:39.000 What people didn't know is that weeks prior, on May 28th, Smith says a boy allegedly wearing a skirt entered a girl's bathroom at a nearby Stonebridge High School where he sexually assaulted Smith's ninth grade daughter.

00:26:52.000 This guy needs a medal for not killing that boy.

00:26:56.000 Juvenile records are sealed, but he was charged with two counts of forcible sodomy, one count of anal sodomy, and one count of forcible fellatio.

00:27:06.000 Pretty bad stuff.

00:27:08.000 Every father's worst nightmare happened, and the takeaway is that this guy's a domestic terrorist because he's threatening board members.

00:27:17.000 I trusted you with my daughter.

00:27:20.000 I put her in your school. 1.00

00:27:22.000 She was raped in the worst way imaginable, actually.

00:27:26.000 Who knew that within the paradigm of rape, there would be a scenario that's worse than what you think when you hear rape?

00:27:35.000 Anal rape in the bathroom at the school.

00:27:38.000 Ninth grade is what, 13?

00:27:41.000 Your 13-year-old daughter was anally raped and orally raped.

00:27:46.000 Fallatio.

00:27:48.000 He stuck his dick in her mouth and fucked her face. 1.00

00:27:53.000 Like, I'm kind of disappointed in the dad for not going on a murder spree.

00:27:59.000 Go do that to a baby cub. 0.99

00:28:01.000 Go do that to a lab's puppy. 0.99

00:28:04.000 Go rape a kitten in the ass. 1.00

00:28:06.000 See how well that works out for you.

00:28:08.000 It's not going to go well.

00:28:09.000 So it shouldn't go well with us because animals are losers.

00:28:12.000 We're above animals.

00:28:14.000 But yeah, they're vilifying this guy, arresting him for protesting.

00:28:18.000 And the school is trying to hide the thing.

00:28:20.000 That's why the...

00:28:20.000 Well, the records are sealed because they're kids, but the media is not going near it.

00:28:24.000 The Daily Wire is the only one that's had the courage to open up this story.

00:28:29.000 Isn't that fucking nuts?

00:28:31.000 Go back to it.

00:28:32.000 We need more.

00:28:33.000 I can't just.

00:28:36.000 Oh, you don't say.

00:28:41.000 Holy shit.

00:28:43.000 There's an update.

00:28:45.000 There's a hell of an update, baby monsters.

00:28:48.000 Yeah, it seems to be legit.

00:28:49.000 Yep.

00:28:50.000 Here's another one.

00:28:51.000 This is from Gateway Pundit.

00:28:52.000 Well, that's Cassandra. 1.00

00:28:53.000 Yeah.

00:28:56.000 Seven.

00:28:57.000 Confirmed.

00:28:59.000 Oh, they happened to remove that.

00:29:01.000 Oh, wait, no.

00:29:02.000 Blockban extension.

00:29:07.000 Well, that's a kid dancing in a bikini. 0.82

00:29:08.000 I think I need to see that.

00:29:10.000 Yeah, I don't need to see that.

00:29:11.000 Actually, I do need to see that.

00:29:15.000 It's uh Instagram post?

00:29:18.000 No, no.

00:29:19.000 Why isn't it loading?

00:29:22.000 We're annoying people.

00:29:23.000 They're feeling my annoyance.

00:29:24.000 Well, I'll go to this until then.

00:29:31.000 Wait, no, that's the wrong thing, Ryan.

00:29:33.000 So is this the dad getting arrested?

00:29:35.000 Yes.

00:29:35.000 Oh, fuck.

00:29:36.000 How dare he object?

00:29:38.000 Look at that.

00:29:39.000 What a dick.

00:29:40.000 Dude, just let your daughter get raped. 1.00

00:29:42.000 It's not the end of the world.

00:29:43.000 It's anal.

00:29:44.000 She's not going to get pregnant. 1.00

00:29:45.000 But this is school board descends into chaos after new transgender rule. 1.00

00:29:50.000 So this is.

00:30:00.000 Why do these parents so...

00:30:02.000 It's transphobic to be anti-rape.

00:30:05.000 That's where we're at.

00:30:06.000 Because remember, the initial thing was that no one's going to get molested in the bathroom.

00:30:11.000 Calm down.

00:30:12.000 It's never happened.

00:30:13.000 There he is.

00:30:14.000 No, that's a different guy.

00:30:15.000 It's never happened.

00:30:16.000 It never will happen.

00:30:18.000 You're making a mountain out of a molehill.

00:30:19.000 Don't be ridiculous.

00:30:21.000 Doodle doodle loop.

00:30:22.000 It starts happening like crazy.

00:30:25.000 Remember, Alak Sherma, the ugliest trans person in the world, said, don't pretend your daughters are little angels, you know, and we're the predators. 0.98

00:30:37.000 They have their own sexuality.

00:30:41.000 Yeah, I assume they've gone into hiding.

00:30:44.000 At least we have that much.

00:30:45.000 When pedophiles get caught, they're less brave.

00:30:48.000 There's still some hope.

00:30:50.000 But go back to that thing of him getting arrested.

00:30:54.000 Oh, that doesn't look so bad.

00:30:57.000 Oh, that's much worse.

00:30:59.000 Look at that.

00:31:01.000 Smith was arrested and charged with disorderly conduct.

00:31:03.000 He said he was trying to contain himself after listening to school board staff say they'd never heard a report of sexual assault in a bathroom when that's what his daughter reported weeks earlier.

00:31:18.000 His daughter had been raped by a boy wearing a skirt in the girl's bathroom and that the school ignored it.

00:31:23.000 Jeez.

00:31:24.000 Okay, dude, it's time for some Charles Bronson deathware shit, no?

00:31:32.000 All right, that's enough war on kids.

00:31:33.000 We don't want to get too depressed.

00:31:35.000 Let's jump over to the meandering.

00:31:38.000 Do we have a video for that?

00:31:41.000 I don't think so.

00:31:41.000 We definitely have a backdrop.

00:31:42.000 We've got a backdrop for the meandering.

00:31:46.000 It really is splitting the country.

00:31:48.000 It's a perfect example of how split we are as a country.

00:31:51.000 Oof, I just saw that guy sitting there and I remembered David Campbell and I got mad.

00:31:56.000 A fight broke out.

00:31:58.000 No, you were the fight, dude.

00:32:00.000 It's all on video, too.

00:32:02.000 That's the other thing.

00:32:03.000 There's reams of footage and there's no, it's all Antifa.

00:32:08.000 The only people you see there that aren't Antifa, it's the journalists filming them getting attacked.

00:32:13.000 A melee.

00:32:14.000 It was a melee.

00:32:15.000 You were the fucking melee.

00:32:18.000 You dick.

00:32:19.000 This is before Norm Died.

00:32:23.000 Talking about the meandering.

00:32:25.000 My favorite part is when the violent terrorists made sure to stay inside the velvet Ropes in Statuary Hall.

00:32:34.000 You should make a Norm McDonald face.

00:32:36.000 We could have him back from the grave.

00:32:38.000 Yeah, that would be cool, I guess.

00:32:41.000 So, our favorite, Amy Siskin, who I strongly encourage that you don't harass in a petty way, like you're a bitch, you're fat. 1.00

00:32:49.000 But please constantly point out her mistakes and her hypocrisy.

00:32:55.000 So, here she is saying, womp, womp to a tyrannical America.

00:33:00.000 You're living in a fascist state, a police state, and your take is, haha.

00:33:08.000 So, just in January 6th defendant Zachary Rail, remember him?

00:33:12.000 He's the guy who had the Boomer Patriot rally in Philadelphia, and they said it was a rally to celebrate the synagogue shooting.

00:33:22.000 How'd they get a permit for that?

00:33:24.000 Who celebrates synagogue shootings?

00:33:26.000 He's a big pro-cop guy.

00:33:27.000 They threw a brick through his window that night, even though it was clearly exposed that day that it wasn't a pro-synagogue shooting rally.

00:33:34.000 It was a fucking boomer rally with Ben Franklin guys dressed up, carrying big long screeds and talking about the Constitution.

00:33:42.000 That's what they do over there in Liberty Bell Town.

00:33:47.000 But then they threw a brick through his window, almost hit his girlfriend in the head.

00:33:52.000 Fucking terror.

00:33:54.000 That's terror.

00:33:56.000 One of several Proud Boys leaders charged, yes, this is true, reveals in a late Saturday court filing that a close friend's home was raided by the FBI on Friday.

00:34:05.000 It suggests the FBI probe of Proud Boys' leadership is still very active.

00:34:10.000 Oh, thank God.

00:34:13.000 Like, as an American citizen, you should go, still?

00:34:16.000 With the fucking meandering?

00:34:19.000 We have a black kid, and we'll get to this later in racism, shoots up a school.

00:34:24.000 He's home the next day with his family.

00:34:27.000 They talk about how he was bullied for being a nerd.

00:34:30.000 They have a fundraiser for him.

00:34:33.000 Contrast that with these guys who wander around within the velvet ropes and they're still in solitary confinement, just like Tommy Robinson.

00:34:44.000 Does that sound just to you?

00:34:45.000 Is womp womp the first thing that comes to your mind when you hear about that?

00:34:49.000 Like, believe it or not, I don't want liberals treated that way.

00:34:52.000 I don't want liberals rounded up and thrown in solitary confinement for meandering.

00:34:57.000 I don't want any American citizens to go through that.

00:35:02.000 But go back to the thread.

00:35:05.000 Not that I should subject myself to this.

00:35:08.000 Amy, they ripped up his yard.

00:35:10.000 Just because he wasn't there doesn't mean he didn't help organize it or invest, like organize what?

00:35:15.000 Well, the good news is they're making more friends that like to come and visit them.

00:35:19.000 Like it's all, when you look at her feed, it's all these sadistic, boomer-angry woman liberals who just want to see young white males in pain and in chains and in cages. 1.00

00:35:32.000 Yeah, that's the quintessential example right there.

00:35:35.000 Perfect.

00:35:36.000 She's a lover of people.

00:35:37.000 Lover of people.

00:35:38.000 I'm a lover of people and a lover of seeing Christians thrown in jail. 1.00

00:35:42.000 I like to say thoughts and prayers sarcastically because I hate Christians so much. 1.00

00:35:48.000 Look at that, some digital blackface. 0.99

00:35:51.000 Keep up the stellar work.

00:35:53.000 Well, you just predicted something.

00:35:55.000 What?

00:35:56.000 Using black memes or black emojis or whatever, that's going to be a thing appropriating in the future. 0.98

00:36:03.000 Two years.

00:36:04.000 Look at this.

00:36:05.000 The FBI wouldn't show up like that unless it had reason to believe that it was a chance of all encounters.

00:36:09.000 So sorry this guy's lawn was torn up when his engagement with the Prowboys' purpose is to shred democracy. 0.99

00:36:18.000 What a loser.

00:36:28.000 But then there's good news, of course, from the Never Trumpers who started a collection of pedophiles called the Lincoln Project, wherein their homosexual co-founder consistently hit on young men and tried to lick their penises and balls. 0.57

00:36:47.000 Hey, what are you doing?

00:36:49.000 Is that the right one?

00:36:50.000 That's an untouched link.

00:36:51.000 2-0?

00:36:55.000 Uh-oh.

00:36:57.000 It is.

00:36:57.000 Go chronological here.

00:36:59.000 What about 2-1?

00:37:01.000 2-1?

00:37:02.000 Give it a shot.

00:37:04.000 I want to see the Lincoln Project guy.

00:37:08.000 And we're waiting, and we're waiting.

00:37:10.000 This one's titled The Commission is Dead.

00:37:13.000 Okay, you really got to get on with our tech guy today and figure out this fucking internet shit because this is embarrassing.

00:37:19.000 I couldn't imagine tuning into Fox News and watching a buffer circle go, wee, wee oo. 0.97

00:37:25.000 So that's Rick Wilson of the Lincoln Project, an absolute doofus loser of a man, an absolute nothing of a wimp, the kind of guy that was ignored in high school.

00:37:36.000 He finally got some money by hating Trump.

00:37:39.000 He's a traitor.

00:37:40.000 He went from the right to the left because they love that kind of shit.

00:37:44.000 He's the kind of guy that would turn in the Jews in World War II. 1.00

00:37:48.000 Tell everyone that Ann Frank's upstairs in the attic.

00:37:51.000 And so he's got a bit of clout now in the left as someone who turned on Trump, a conservative who turned on Trump.

00:37:58.000 That's what the Lincoln Project is.

00:37:59.000 But when you look into these guys' eyes, you see their sadness.

00:38:03.000 When they were on 60 Minutes 2 and you finally got to look at all their faces, you're like, you're all fucking bald.

00:38:12.000 Oh, yeah, we got a guy fired for saying faggot soon.

00:38:17.000 Which we can't get to because we have three minutes left.

00:38:20.000 Rick Wilson, I have some bad news.

00:38:22.000 After multiple calls, I have some extremely bad grim news.

00:38:26.000 What kind of sentence is that?

00:38:27.000 I have some bad news.

00:38:29.000 After multiple calls, I have some extremely grim news.

00:38:33.000 Maybe reread your tweet, Rick.

00:38:36.000 As of now, comma, 1.6 Commission is dead already.

00:38:40.000 No need for a comma now and will not enforce the subpoenas.

00:38:45.000 Trump wins.

00:38:46.000 The 1.6 terror plot will go unexamined and unpunished.

00:38:52.000 To Sam Livid is putting it mildly.

00:38:54.000 So that's sad that Zach's friend, I guess, won't be going into prison.

00:38:59.000 I mean, They have no fucking evidence because there's no story there.

00:39:04.000 I know all the proud boys who were there.

00:39:07.000 I've spoken to the lawyer.

00:39:08.000 You know what's on their emails and their texts?

00:39:11.000 It's like, fucking, this is going to be fun.

00:39:13.000 See you there, dude.

00:39:14.000 There is no, there is zero.

00:39:17.000 Okay, so when the police come in there, we will storm the front gate.

00:39:21.000 I want to see you guys flank it on the side.

00:39:22.000 We're going to go up through the center, smash the windows, then we want to go in there.

00:39:25.000 We want to get AOC, get Nancy Pelosi, and then we'll start killing all the various politicians. 1.00

00:39:30.000 And we'll take Mike Pence out.

00:39:31.000 We have a guillotine set up on the front lawn.

00:39:33.000 Then we'll hang him.

00:39:34.000 And then we'll just take over the government.

00:39:36.000 We have different guys.

00:39:37.000 There are going to be the Department of Education, Department of Energy, and we'll distribute it up, sort of like what Shea and Fidel did in Cuba.

00:39:46.000 There may have been a couple nuts who did have that plan, but they were not organized, and they were not proud boys.

00:39:54.000 You got to be proud of your boys.

00:39:56.000 So this story is dying on the vine.

00:39:58.000 Okay, now you can do 20, I think.

00:40:03.000 It's gratifying to see Americans realizing the FBI is our enemy.

00:40:07.000 Just wait until they hear about January 6th.

00:40:09.000 Perfect tweet.

00:40:11.000 Perfect.

00:40:12.000 This is all going to unravel.

00:40:14.000 The Amy Siskins of the world are all going to learn that the boogeyman they had was a silly act of vandalism that lasted, what, an hour and meant absolutely nothing? 0.68

00:40:29.000 And you ignored almost two years of Antifa burning this country to the ground, Antifa and BLM destroying this country. 0.83

00:40:37.000 You totally turned a blind eye to that.

00:40:39.000 You're still turning a blind eye to black-on-black violence.

00:40:42.000 I think last weekend in Chicago, 34 people were shot and three died.

00:40:47.000 Yep, yep.

00:40:50.000 No, it's the meandering.

00:40:52.000 This is how ordinary Americans are beginning to see the FBI.

00:40:55.000 Going to be interesting to see how this impacts trials.

00:40:57.000 How can you trust the testimony of any FBI agent?

00:41:01.000 Thank you.

00:41:02.000 You were fabulous.

00:41:03.000 Are you afraid of the FBI coming up with no door?

00:41:06.000 I'm scared to death.

00:41:07.000 Can't you tell?

00:41:08.000 There she is.

00:41:09.000 Sign, you guys.

00:41:10.000 FBI versus bombs.

00:41:12.000 Are you guys afraid of standing up for your kids?

00:41:14.000 Never.

00:41:16.000 Never.

00:41:19.000 I will not be afraid.

00:41:20.000 What's your name?

00:41:21.000 Okay, Green.

00:41:22.000 Thank you.

00:41:23.000 What's your name?

00:41:24.000 Why did you get their name?

00:41:26.000 They care about Americans and they care about our kids.

00:41:31.000 And these are the parents who want to stand up to such fundamental ideas like no porn in our schools.

00:41:46.000 How is that?

00:41:46.000 That's a radical.

00:41:47.000 That's a far-right belief right now.

00:41:50.000 No porn in our schools.

00:41:51.000 The fact that you have to make a sign that ever, ever, ever says that.

00:41:55.000 No boys in drag anally raping our daughters.

00:42:01.000 Sorry, I guess I'm far right.

00:42:03.000 As long as I don't see a sign that says no stapling of puffer fist to your balls, then I'm cool, dude.

00:42:09.000 Steve-O, wow.

00:42:10.000 Thanks for coming on the show.

00:42:12.000 I hung out with you once at the Whiskey Ago-Go in the early aughts.

00:42:17.000 Yeah, dude.

00:42:18.000 Oh, that was fun, dude.

00:42:19.000 I think I stapled a...

00:42:21.000 What did I staple to my balls?

00:42:25.000 I think it was like a salt shaker to my balls, dude.

00:42:28.000 Salt shakers are made of thick glass and aluminum.

00:42:31.000 There's no way the staple would go through any part of that.

00:42:34.000 You know the top part that has the holes that the salt comes out?

00:42:36.000 Yeah.

00:42:37.000 If you flip that around, you put that on your balls, dude, and you staple it.

00:42:41.000 It can go through the ball.

00:42:42.000 Oh, you're just doing the hole.

00:42:43.000 You're banking on the two staples each finding a hole in the salt shaker.

00:42:47.000 See, there's some of them that have big holes that are like separated, but the ones that have a lot of holes, you can staple them to your balls, dude.

00:42:59.000 Good to know.

00:43:01.000 An update from Steve-O.

00:43:03.000 Steve, no.

00:43:05.000 And then here's my final thing on the meandering in the police state 2-2.

00:43:09.000 I hope we haven't already covered this and I'm repeating myself.

00:43:14.000 Oh, yeah, the great point from Matt Walsh, who's really on fire these days.

00:43:18.000 You know, I always said to you guys, if you want to make money, make babies.

00:43:21.000 Because there's something about being a dad, having kids at home.

00:43:25.000 It just like gets you going, gets you producing.

00:43:28.000 The childless Matt Walsh is an okay political pundit, fairly good writer, interesting guy.

00:43:35.000 The post-kids Matt Walsh is James Bond.

00:43:39.000 He is taking over.

00:43:41.000 Fuck is he on fire.

00:43:42.000 His debates, everything he does is just this extra level, extra high quality.

00:43:49.000 But look at this perfect tweet.

00:43:51.000 He says, leftist activists can come to your house with bullhorns, film you in the bathroom, like our eccentric politician lady there who was chased into the bathroom, loot your business, which we've seen for two years,

00:44:06.000 burn police stations, police buildings all over the Pacific Northwest burned repeatedly.

00:44:12.000 The FBI does nothing.

00:44:14.000 Yes, and they confessed as much recently that they don't keep track of Antifa violence.

00:44:18.000 They don't see it as a big deal.

00:44:20.000 They focus on individuals, they keep saying.

00:44:23.000 But if conservative parents raise their voices at a school board meeting, they're hunted down as terrorists.

00:44:28.000 The law is dead.

00:44:29.000 And it's even worse than that, because this is raising your voice because your daughter was raped.

00:44:36.000 I want to live in an America where you're allowed to be mad when your children are raped.

00:44:41.000 Am I radical?

00:44:42.000 Is that too kooky?

00:44:43.000 Should you kick him right in the balls, dude?

00:44:47.000 Yeah, I'd like to staple his balls together. 0.96

00:44:50.000 Staple his balls, dude. 0.65

00:44:56.000 Well, we're out of time.

00:44:57.000 We've already gone way over.

00:44:59.000 We meant this to be a 30-minute episode.

00:45:01.000 So I guess we'll wrap this up with a one-minute look at COVID before we end the show.

00:45:13.000 Your language is stupid. 1.00

00:45:15.000 Fucking Chinese. 1.00

00:45:17.000 Chinese vibrance comes from China.

00:45:19.000 Chinese asshole. 1.00

00:45:22.000 Kyrie Irving got fired.

00:45:25.000 Get fired.

00:45:26.000 Get in trouble.

00:45:27.000 Be brave.

00:45:28.000 Look, a lot of the baby monsters that watch the show are disappointed in my lack of extremism when it comes to the vaccine.

00:45:38.000 Ann Coulter is very pro-vaccine.

00:45:40.000 She says, Look, if you're over 51, get it. 0.92

00:45:42.000 Shut up. 0.95

00:45:44.000 I don't go that far, but I let my kids get it.

00:45:48.000 I let my wife get it. 1.00

00:45:49.000 I don't have it.

00:45:50.000 I don't think it's a big deal.

00:45:52.000 But my attitude is it's just not something I'm interested in.

00:45:56.000 And that's none of your business.

00:45:57.000 I think that's what spawned the Civil War, by the way.

00:46:00.000 They say, oh, it was about slavery.

00:46:02.000 No, I think it was the North said you have to do something to the South.

00:46:05.000 And the South said, fuck you.

00:46:06.000 It could have been, you have to brush your teeth.

00:46:09.000 And they would have lost 620,000 men to that war.

00:46:13.000 Just, I don't like being told what to do.

00:46:16.000 So this guy, Kyrie Irving, I know absolutely nothing about basketball.

00:46:23.000 It looks like that's a successful move.

00:46:25.000 I assume that's what you want to do, right?

00:46:28.000 It seems to me that's a fo of, there's two focal points there on the court, and they are the baskets.

00:46:34.000 The goal.

00:46:34.000 So you want to get that in?

00:46:35.000 Oh, that's got to be good news.

00:46:36.000 That's a goal, yeah.

00:46:37.000 That's a goal.

00:46:39.000 I believe that's called a swish goal.

00:46:41.000 Yeah.

00:46:43.000 So go down a bit.

00:46:47.000 Brooklyn has told Kylie Irving he can't be a part-time Net.

00:46:51.000 The all-star point guard has refused to get a vaccine, and the Nets announced Tuesday that he won't be part of the team until he does.

00:46:58.000 In essence, get backster get gone.

00:47:00.000 Now, I looked it up.

00:47:02.000 He has a $136 million contract that's paying out $34 million a year.

00:47:08.000 That's balls. 0.62

00:47:10.000 Balls.

00:47:12.000 It's one thing to quit your paper root.

00:47:15.000 It's one thing to stop working at HuffPo as someone who gives Antifo regular columns to lie about their arrest.

00:47:23.000 It's something else entirely to give up $136 million.

00:47:29.000 I'm impressed.

00:47:32.000 Well, he does have a shoe deal that fucking...

00:47:34.000 He probably makes so much from these.

00:47:37.000 Yeah, I don't care.

00:47:39.000 I care that someone is jeopardizing $130 million.

00:47:42.000 And I don't even care about the vaccine that much.

00:47:44.000 If he was willing to give up $136 million because he was pro-vaccine, I'd be equally impressed.

00:47:52.000 You know, this is what character is all about.

00:47:53.000 This is what standing up for what you believe in is all about.

00:47:56.000 This is what America is all about.

00:47:58.000 I don't really care what the thing is.

00:48:01.000 As long as it's not, I want to rape ninth graders in the bathroom. 0.99

00:48:05.000 But the fact that you can stand up and put your money where your mouth is, I'm impressed.

00:48:11.000 Also in the COVID news, Southwest is lit.

00:48:15.000 People don't realize that airplane pilots are usually ex-military.

00:48:22.000 And these guys don't like this level of tyranny.

00:48:26.000 So there's no one to work at Southwest.

00:48:28.000 Southwest has canceled thousands of flights.

00:48:31.000 And they're blaming the weather because they think we don't have social media.

00:48:35.000 But this is a good summation that's going around.

00:48:37.000 Click on it.

00:48:41.000 I'm in the airline industry.

00:48:42.000 Yesterday, 668 Southwest Airline flights had to be canceled.

00:48:45.000 They're estimating 1,400 will be canceled today.

00:48:48.000 Want to know why?

00:48:48.000 They told their pilots and flight attendants they had to get jabbed.

00:48:52.000 So now they have to use all their banked vacation and personal time or lose it.

00:48:56.000 And off-duty crew are not picking up trips to cover.

00:48:59.000 Jacksonville ATC, OIC.

00:49:01.000 So you say you can't come into work unless you're vaced.

00:49:03.000 So you use up all your holidays.

00:49:07.000 So we don't have to discuss it.

00:49:08.000 But eventually those are going to run out, right?

00:49:11.000 I guess they're just delaying the ultimatum.

00:49:13.000 There is no weather.

00:49:14.000 Southwest just doesn't want you to tell you the truth.

00:49:17.000 Next page.

00:49:20.000 80% of our pilots are ex-military.

00:49:22.000 We see the tyranny that's happening.

00:49:23.000 They're coming for essential workers, nurses, doctors, firefighters, police, military teachers, transportation workers.

00:49:28.000 And they're coming for the rest of America next. 0.98

00:49:29.000 We're not doing it for us.

00:49:30.000 We're doing it for America.

00:49:32.000 We swore to defend the Constitution against all enemies.

00:49:36.000 I kind of like, though, that it's nurses and doctors and teachers and transportation workers, bureaucrats.

00:49:45.000 Because it shows you that these pigs are happy to throw their own people under the bus.

00:49:51.000 Fuck the police's boss.

00:49:53.000 You're right.

00:49:54.000 But if you want to, you know, have vacation time or whatever, and we could provide you that, but for the vaccine, you know, you're going to want to...

00:50:03.000 You can't run and hide.

00:50:05.000 I'm surprised how popular that shirt is with celebrities.

00:50:09.000 What do you mean?

00:50:10.000 Well, I think it's called, the company's called Iron and Wine or something.

00:50:13.000 Iron and Hide? 0.94

00:50:14.000 Iron and Hide. 0.99

00:50:16.000 Why are you unbuttoning it so much, Dr. Fauci?

00:50:19.000 It's a little hot and soyed.

00:50:21.000 You don't unbutton a flannel.

00:50:22.000 That's not a thing.

00:50:24.000 All right, I could button it back up, but I feel like I'm hiding my nice chest.

00:50:30.000 I want to provide a nice image.

00:50:32.000 I heard Joe Biden call you Fonzie the other day.

00:50:35.000 He called me Fonzie.

00:50:37.000 Yeah.

00:50:37.000 I also noticed, by the way, that your documentary, it had like an 80% tomato meter, and then the customer's rating was unavailable, that you couldn't rate the customer.

00:50:50.000 Yeah, well, that's information for the inside of the company.

00:50:54.000 But there's nothing to hide there.

00:50:57.000 But I think it's since been unleashed.

00:51:00.000 And we can see how popular your documentary is, and it's about as popular as you, the person.

00:51:04.000 It's not very good.

00:51:06.000 Go to 3.6.

00:51:07.000 Okay.

00:51:11.000 I'm kind of reluctant, but here we go.

00:51:14.000 There we go.

00:51:14.000 Let's pull back.

00:51:16.000 So Fauci, 91% according to the establishment.

00:51:21.000 4% according to reality.

00:51:24.000 And Dave Chappelle, 33%.

00:51:27.000 The establishment's not happy with his TERF mentality, but everyone else is. 0.70

00:51:34.000 Amen.

00:51:34.000 People like my special, man.

00:51:39.000 What's this?

00:51:39.000 A family band?

00:51:41.000 2-6?

00:51:44.000 We got to wrap this up.

00:51:45.000 This is going overtime.

00:51:48.000 Oh, yeah, this is interesting.

00:51:49.000 With no COVID pass, my wife and I are banished from society.

00:51:51.000 We have no income.

00:51:52.000 Banned from most shopping can barely exist, but we will not accept authoritarianism.

00:51:57.000 Here's how life looks under one month in Lithuania, Under Europe's first strict society-wide COVID pass regime.

00:52:07.000 Yeah, and they can't shop, they can't do repairs, they can't find supplies for repairs, they end up buying stuff on the street.

00:52:14.000 And you know what's interesting about Lithuania is nearby we have Scandinavia, and Norway has lifted 100% of everything.

00:52:23.000 Norway is treating this like it's 2015.

00:52:26.000 And guess what's happening?

00:52:28.000 Nothing.

00:52:29.000 It's a smashing success.

00:52:31.000 It's just like the deaths in Florida that no one is reporting, which are down to almost zero, despite there being all the old people there. 1.00

00:52:39.000 Well, we've got to blur their faces.

00:52:41.000 Can't show people buying food at the market.

00:52:44.000 Holy shit.

00:52:46.000 No dental care.

00:52:50.000 Go to 2.7.

00:52:51.000 We learn that one of the top pharmaceutical companies in the world is actually, you're not going to believe this, has a lot to gain from the pandemic.

00:53:01.000 Oh, you're not on this one?

00:53:03.000 I've never seen this in my life.

00:53:05.000 Let's see what this is.

00:53:06.000 It's a great.

00:53:09.000 It's obviously the store.

00:53:10.000 No, so Merck, one of the people who supply the vaccine, has, I think, quadrupled the price of this and stands to make billions of dollars.

00:53:21.000 I mean, you wouldn't even have to hear me say that.

00:53:24.000 You just know.

00:53:25.000 You know that big pharma is making a killing off of this vaccine.

00:53:28.000 And that's why it's being pushed.

00:53:30.000 It's very simple.

00:53:33.000 Uh-oh.

00:53:33.000 Okay, wait, wait.

00:53:34.000 What, you already got accepted?

00:53:36.000 No, no, no.

00:53:39.000 Ivermectrin and quadrupled the price.

00:53:41.000 There we go.

00:53:41.000 Merck's COVID-19 pill cuts risk of death hospitalization by 50%.

00:53:46.000 So all of big tech and Democrats have been all over screaming about Ivermectrin and how it's horse medicine, blah, blah, blah.

00:53:53.000 I see now Merck was in the process of repackaging it and getting it ready to sell at four times the price.

00:54:03.000 These people have no shame.

00:54:06.000 They're just evil people.

00:54:15.000 Yeah, I was talking to a guy and he goes, yeah, I know one of your neighbors and he put a sign up on his lawn about you because he heard you did a video called 10 Things I Hate About the Jews.

00:54:24.000 And I go, he goes, but I can explain it to him.

00:54:26.000 Do you have a video where you explain the context?

00:54:31.000 And I go, yeah, and I sent him, this is free now on the site, 10 Things I Love About the Jews, where Ezra and I discussed the video.

00:54:38.000 But I said, you can do that if it makes your life convenient, but fuck this guy.

00:54:45.000 He got mad, put signs on his lawn to terrorize my wife and kids, not just me, because he heard a rumor about a video that he's clearly not seen because Ezra removed it immediately.

00:55:00.000 So fuck you. 0.68

00:55:02.000 You didn't allow for the possibility of satire.

00:55:04.000 You didn't contact me.

00:55:05.000 You just went to war.

00:55:06.000 You're exactly the kind of person in a war scenario who would turn in your friends and neighbors.

00:55:11.000 Fuck you.

00:55:13.000 I hate you.

00:55:15.000 That's exactly how I feel.

00:55:19.000 And speaking of Jews, 2.9, and we've mentioned this before, but I need to get it out of here before we end the show.

00:55:25.000 The vax is 39% effective.

00:55:28.000 Yes.

00:55:29.000 It is.

00:55:29.000 Oh, from our own Ezra.

00:55:31.000 Yeah.

00:55:31.000 What a great segue.

00:55:33.000 Pfizer claims their vaccines are 96% effective.

00:55:37.000 A major study in Israel shows it's really 39%.

00:55:42.000 Yep.

00:55:43.000 You know, you've got to focus on these independent studies, like in Ireland, where they did a big thing on the masks and if they're effective for kids and discovered, no, they're not.

00:55:51.000 And Ireland overnight went from one of the worst places as far as this ridiculous enforcement to one of the best.

00:55:58.000 In a report released from the Ministry of Health in Israel, infection was reported to be 39%, substantially lower than the trial efficacy of 96%.

00:56:07.000 It is also emerging that immunity derived from the Pfizer BioNTech vaccine may not be as strong as immunity acquired.

00:56:15.000 Go down?

00:56:17.000 Through recovery from a COVID.

00:56:18.000 Yeah, we all agree 100% on that, right?

00:56:21.000 No matter how weird we are?

00:56:24.000 We all agree that if you've had it, that's the ultimate immunity, right?

00:56:33.000 I mean, even the left has got to hand that over.

00:56:36.000 Okay, it's time to end the show.

00:56:39.000 Last little piece of info before we say Sayonara Arrivadouchri is this Raiders head coach.

00:56:47.000 I would be remiss if I didn't cover that today.

00:56:50.000 Probably won't cover it on Compound Censored tomorrow.

00:56:53.000 I keep meaning to buy more Hawaiian shirts for that show, and then I forget.

00:56:56.000 The next thing you know, it's a Wednesday.

00:56:58.000 Cancel Culture wins again.

00:57:00.000 Oh, yeah, so this guy was the coach of the Raiders, and 10-year-old quotes emerge.

00:57:07.000 10-year-old emails emerge where he called the league's commissioner, Roger Goodell, a faggot and a clueless anti-football pussy and said that Goodell should not have pressured Jeff Fisher, coach of the Rams, to draft queers, 0.96

00:57:23.000 a reference to, I can't see his name, Ryan.

00:57:27.000 Michael Sam, a gay player chosen by the team in 2014.

00:57:30.000 He also said some guy has huge lips.

00:57:33.000 Yep.

00:57:33.000 Big ass lips.

00:57:35.000 Maybe you can find that.

00:57:36.000 I looked that up.

00:57:37.000 The guy does have big ass lips. 0.97

00:57:42.000 Is that not relevant?

00:57:44.000 Like, what if an Asian person has the slittiest eyes you've ever seen? 1.00

00:57:49.000 Like, you can't believe they can see.

00:57:51.000 Can you notice that?

00:57:55.000 Or what if an Asian person had the yellowest skin you've ever seen? 0.99

00:57:58.000 Could you bring that up?

00:57:59.000 How do you know if an Asian has jaundice?

00:58:01.000 Are you allowed to say so?

00:58:03.000 But yeah, the guy's got the biggest lips I've ever seen.

00:58:07.000 And it was obviously said in a comical way.

00:58:10.000 It wasn't like, fuck him and his big-ass lips.

00:58:13.000 The size of Michelin Tires.

00:58:14.000 Yeah, lips the size of Michelin Tires.

00:58:16.000 That's funny.

00:58:18.000 Okay, here we go.

00:58:20.000 Domboris Smith.

00:58:21.000 That literally is a key and peel NFL name from there.

00:58:25.000 But they're changing it.

00:58:26.000 That's not his real name.

00:58:27.000 Right?

00:58:28.000 Really?

00:58:28.000 I don't know.

00:58:30.000 No, no, no, I think that's him.

00:58:32.000 I mean, his big old lips.

00:58:33.000 Dude, those are big.

00:58:34.000 I mean, come on.

00:58:35.000 I mean, come on.

00:58:36.000 Those are ridiculous.

00:58:37.000 His poor mustache is getting choked.

00:58:40.000 You know what that looks like to me?

00:58:42.000 What?

00:58:43.000 That looks like the tires on the all-new Dodge Rim.

00:58:48.000 I mean, those lips look like something on a car that you can drive.

00:58:56.000 You could rely on from point A to point kick-ass.

00:59:01.000 You can drive that bad boy on those big old lips.

00:59:03.000 The thing is, though, you need another pair.

00:59:06.000 Because it's a four-wheel car.

00:59:09.000 And boy, does it bring you from point A to point America.

00:59:16.000 Isn't point A in America?

00:59:24.000 So yeah.

00:59:25.000 You know, this goes back to what we're saying about all this censorship being a war on color.

00:59:29.000 Like, it'd be one thing if he was just anti-gay and faggots are this and faggots are that. 1.00

00:59:34.000 It's a private email.

00:59:35.000 He's talking to friends.

00:59:36.000 You're killing color.

00:59:37.000 Now we can't talk to friends and say faggot.

00:59:39.000 Just so you know, homosexuals and people who don't hang out with normal straight men, we say faggot 300 times a day. 0.99

00:59:47.000 All men do.

00:59:48.000 Actually, all gays do too.

00:59:50.000 But when you walk into a bar, you say, hey, Faggot, it's just what you say. 1.00

00:59:54.000 And you know who gets mad when you say that?

00:59:57.000 This many people.

01:00:00.000 If I walk into my local and I go, hey, Faggot, the guy I'm saying it to will go, oh, hey, what's going on? 1.00

01:00:05.000 I thought, were you at your kid's game?

01:00:08.000 That's the reaction you get.

01:00:09.000 You don't go, I hope you get fired for saying that, you bitch. 1.00

01:00:20.000 It's never okay.

01:00:21.000 What about when gays use them? 1.00

01:00:22.000 It's a really gay take. 0.87

01:00:24.000 Yeah, what a faggot. 1.00

01:00:28.000 So I'm sitting at home, fingers crossed, and I hope you are too, praying to the Lord, Jesus Christ, that he does not apologize.

01:00:37.000 Please, please don't apologize.

01:00:39.000 Please don't say that those slurs are not who I am and that's not what the Raiders represent.

01:00:44.000 Please, please, please, I'm begging you.

01:00:47.000 The Raiders are the NWA team.

01:00:49.000 They're for murderers.

01:00:51.000 We like that.

01:00:52.000 Don't be a faggot and say sorry for saying faggot. 1.00

01:00:55.000 Please.

01:00:57.000 All right.

01:00:57.000 Well, that's our show.

01:00:59.000 We're wrapping it up.

01:01:04.000 One last sort of goodbye, Vida Santa Riva Derci is a quick look at racism.

01:01:12.000 Just one thing, and then we are Dunzel Washington.

01:01:18.000 I stole that joke from Derek Beckles.

01:01:44.000 In the sense that.

01:01:45.000 Oh, yeah, because she just said, who's going to clean your credits?

01:01:48.000 Donald Trump.

01:01:49.000 But that's coming off of saying all types of different chinks are the worst. 1.00

01:01:54.000 He's got a lot of in the sense that heavy.

01:01:57.000 He's got a lot to answer for.

01:02:00.000 So yeah, have we covered Dave Chappelle yet?

01:02:03.000 I haven't seen it yet, but it's a great special.

01:02:05.000 One of my favorites ever.

01:02:08.000 Have you seen it?

01:02:08.000 I have not.

01:02:09.000 I mean, you can see it in your head, right?

01:02:11.000 Hey, man, I'll tell you what, man.

01:02:13.000 Trainees, man, they're weird, man.

01:02:16.000 TERF.

01:02:17.000 I'm a TERF.

01:02:18.000 I'm a trans-exclusionary radical feminist.

01:02:20.000 You know, we all came out of a woman's cunt. 1.00

01:02:23.000 Every single person, I saw that in the trailer.

01:02:27.000 And they're not going to cancel them.

01:02:29.000 You know what this is, I'm glad I haven't seen the special because I can have more perspective.

01:02:33.000 This is black privilege. 0.92

01:02:35.000 The Roger Goodell's toast.

01:02:37.000 Because he's mumbled faggot 10 years ago. 1.00

01:02:39.000 John Rudin.

01:02:40.000 Yeah.

01:02:41.000 What?

01:02:42.000 John Rudin.

01:02:44.000 But Dave Chappelle, black people, it's black privilege. 1.00

01:02:47.000 We're pro Dave.

01:02:48.000 Just to be clear, we're pro Dave Chappelle here.

01:02:51.000 Pro the special.

01:02:53.000 Everything I think is awesome.

01:02:56.000 But it's worth noting that he's black, is that he's uncancelable. 1.00

01:03:04.000 I'm not saying it to be mean.

01:03:07.000 I'm saying it because it's funny.

01:03:08.000 Let's play.

01:03:19.000 Are you ready?

01:03:22.000 Cool.

01:03:24.000 I do think it was kind of lame that he canceled his show and fucked everyone out of a job and millions of dollars because he needed to go to Africa and be crazy.

01:03:31.000 What?

01:03:34.000 So one of the things going on with this, this is ancient news now, but we're learning more every day about these trans people who are boycotting Netflix and quitting the guy who does Dear White People, which is just ridiculous racist propaganda about how much white people suck.

01:03:49.000 And he's a showrunner, which means nothing.

01:03:52.000 Showrunner is just like booking the events and making sure the food truck is there.

01:03:57.000 It sounds good, showrunner, but you're not, you're just like making sure everyone's on time.

01:04:02.000 You're a manager like you are at Starbucks.

01:04:05.000 And he's decided he's quitting because he's trans and he doesn't like this hatred.

01:04:11.000 And I guarantee you, by the way, in the Dave Chappelle special, which I can see in my head right now, it's like an ACDC song.

01:04:17.000 He says, look, I love everyone and I wish them nothing but the best, whatever makes you happy.

01:04:22.000 You just can't make me love what you do.

01:04:26.000 Because I don't get it.

01:04:28.000 I guarantee you he says something like that.

01:04:29.000 You guys don't love when I suck on a titty.

01:04:33.000 He has a kumbaya moment at the end when he says we all need to come together and discuss our differences.

01:04:39.000 And, you know, we're losing this country because we're splitting apart and we got to get back together.

01:04:42.000 Promise you.

01:04:43.000 Gays, trans, everyone, black, white, we all got to get together.

01:04:46.000 Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

01:04:48.000 But check out the guy who's boycotting them, 3-1.

01:04:52.000 That's him on the left.

01:04:55.000 And there's Nick Rochefort from MDE on the right.

01:04:58.000 Yeah.

01:04:59.000 He looks like Steve Stevens from Billie Idol.

01:05:01.000 Oh, shit.

01:05:08.000 It's kind of cool having a tiny dick when you become trans because all of a sudden you have a huge clit. 1.00

01:05:13.000 Yeah, true.

01:05:14.000 He's gone from...

01:05:15.000 Just a normal size.

01:05:18.000 He's gone from a small fish in a big pond to a big fish in a small pond.

01:05:22.000 Steve looks way cooler.

01:05:25.000 And what's 3-2?

01:05:27.000 So there's a rumor, too, that all the trans people are getting fired for objecting.

01:05:31.000 I told the story of my transition for Netflix and most's Pride Week.

01:05:35.000 It's a network that's been there, my home.

01:05:36.000 I love working there.

01:05:37.000 I'll not work with them as long as they continue to put out blatantly and dangerously grand shows.

01:05:41.000 God dude!

01:05:42.000 That's the one we just saw with the dick. 0.99

01:05:45.000 It's crazy, man.

01:05:47.000 But here's the weird thing.

01:05:48.000 So go to 3-3, and then we have to wrap it up.

01:05:51.000 That's going to be the end of the episode after this.

01:05:56.000 No, that's the one we already saw.

01:05:57.000 Okay, so 3-4.

01:06:00.000 Fucking 3-4.

01:06:01.000 That's probably the same thing.

01:06:02.000 Same one.

01:06:03.000 Same thing.

01:06:03.000 I'm sorry.

01:06:04.000 I'm sorry.

01:06:05.000 3-5.

01:06:06.000 Let's jump to 3-fucking.

01:06:07.000 No, 3-4.

01:06:08.000 3-5.

01:06:09.000 3-5, man.

01:06:10.000 Come on, man.

01:06:11.000 Come on, man.

01:06:12.000 Oh, this is great.

01:06:13.000 The media is trying as hard as they can to bury the fact that these three employees tried to force their way into an executive meeting room to confront the network heads.

01:06:19.000 Yeah, they keep talking about how they were fired for objecting, but they were, and I've always said they're mentally ill gays, these mentally ill gays hysterically stormed into the executive offices to scream at them. 0.97

01:06:32.000 And they had to call security, and now they're clearly fired.

01:06:36.000 Try that at McDonald's.

01:06:37.000 Try that anywhere.

01:06:39.000 It's not because you're trans.

01:06:41.000 It's because you're nuts.

01:06:43.000 But you're trans because you're nuts. 1.00

01:06:46.000 Yep.

01:06:46.000 Typical case of, you know, sounds like they effed around and they found out.

01:06:53.000 Thank you, Tim.

01:06:54.000 You're not a problem, man.

01:06:56.000 More black privilege. 0.93

01:06:58.000 This is what we were trying to get to earlier.

01:07:00.000 So that kid who shot up the...

01:07:01.000 Oh, no, sorry.

01:07:02.000 This is a totally different thing.

01:07:03.000 3-7.

01:07:04.000 Black man shoots a white cop for revenge.

01:07:07.000 Zero riots, zero statues.

01:07:10.000 A day of articles.

01:07:13.000 Suspect of murderer who shot and killed a rookie, Georgia cop, his first day on the job because the cops had arrested his friend.

01:07:22.000 So they shot him dead.

01:07:24.000 And I hate the way the media will say white cop shoots black boy, blah, blah, blah.

01:07:30.000 They always name the race when it's white on black, but they never name the race when it's black on white, not even Daily Mail.

01:07:35.000 They just say a man shot dead a cop.

01:07:38.000 But when you scroll down, you see the man, and you know it was racially motivated.

01:07:43.000 This guy hates cops, but he hates white cops with acrimonious vigor.

01:07:50.000 Keep going down.

01:07:53.000 That guy, look, he's got a little baby.

01:07:55.000 Cute wife. 1.00

01:07:57.000 She's now raising that kid alone.

01:07:59.000 He's dead.

01:08:02.000 He's dead because the police did their job.

01:08:06.000 Fucking animal.

01:08:08.000 And it won't be reported.

01:08:09.000 It won't be a thing we hear about.

01:08:11.000 These names will all be forgotten by tomorrow.

01:08:15.000 It's got to be a GoFundMe or something.

01:08:18.000 So you can support.

01:08:20.000 Yeah, great.

01:08:20.000 So she's got his pension.

01:08:22.000 She doesn't need $500,000.

01:08:24.000 She needs her husband back.

01:08:25.000 This little tuft of hair is bothering me.

01:08:27.000 Do you have any scissors?

01:08:29.000 I could check.

01:08:31.000 Let's see.

01:08:32.000 Look, man.

01:08:33.000 Look.

01:08:33.000 I mean, if you have to shave your beard with scissors, I get up.

01:08:37.000 I just got this little toughness showing up on my shirt right there, like a turd.

01:08:41.000 Looks like my beard is turtling.

01:08:43.000 There are some problems with this technology, the face shaving technology.

01:08:47.000 I don't have scissors.

01:08:48.000 I think they're in the bar area.

01:08:50.000 Okay.

01:08:53.000 And then you look at this, to contrast to the previous story, the guy who shot that woman in the back of the head.

01:08:59.000 He was a school officer, whatever that means.

01:09:02.000 School safety officer.

01:09:03.000 Shot the teen mom. 1.00

01:09:04.000 She's brain dead. 1.00

01:09:05.000 She's dead.

01:09:05.000 I mean, just kill her.

01:09:06.000 She's not going to ever speak normal again.

01:09:08.000 She's got a newborn. 0.96

01:09:09.000 She was driving away from a brawl.

01:09:12.000 He shouted, what happened to her?

01:09:15.000 He's fired.

01:09:18.000 That must suck.

01:09:19.000 You have to go look for a different job.

01:09:22.000 Because you murdered a woman. 0.94

01:09:23.000 She's dead.

01:09:24.000 She's useless. 1.00

01:09:26.000 There he is.

01:09:26.000 Eddie's fired because he's black.

01:09:31.000 But like, jump ahead to this black privilege thing. 0.66

01:09:36.000 4-1.

01:09:38.000 I mean, it really is amazing the way that media has treated this kid.

01:09:44.000 And Black Guns Matter is my buddy Madge Touré. 1.00

01:09:47.000 Very, very black man.

01:09:49.000 Involved in claimed self-defense shooting.

01:09:53.000 Kyle Rittenhouse was unequivocally beyond the shadow of a doubt defending himself.

01:09:58.000 We've all seen the video.

01:09:59.000 Absolutely no argument.

01:10:01.000 $2 million bail.

01:10:03.000 Timothy Simp, involved in school shooting.

01:10:07.000 He went home, got his gun.

01:10:09.000 Talk about premeditated murder.

01:10:11.000 One of the people he shot is still in the hospital.

01:10:14.000 He shot a teacher in the back.

01:10:16.000 $75,000 bail.

01:10:17.000 He's back at home and he's got a fundraiser going.

01:10:21.000 Go to 4-2?

01:10:24.000 He's just a child.

01:10:26.000 He was being bullied.

01:10:27.000 He's way taller than everyone in the school, too.

01:10:31.000 Only charged with aggravated assault.

01:10:33.000 One of his victims in trauma surgery after being shot in the fucking face.

01:10:38.000 Click on those pictures.

01:10:41.000 Arlington School shooting suspect excelled in studies despite bullying, family says.

01:10:48.000 Oh, that's good news.

01:10:52.000 It's like when they shoot those terrorists and they go, renowned scholar.

01:10:57.000 What's the other one?

01:10:58.000 Austere.

01:10:58.000 Austere, yeah, that was it.

01:11:00.000 Family of Arlington School shooting suspect says he was robbed, bullied.

01:11:04.000 Poor guy.

01:11:07.000 Just leave him alone.

01:11:09.000 Go to 4-3.

01:11:12.000 What a sweetie he was.

01:11:15.000 Family of School Shooter asked for $24,000 on GoFundMe because he was traumatized.

01:11:25.000 You got to go to British News to get what's really going on here.

01:11:30.000 Let's see this GoFundMe.

01:11:34.000 What if he makes tons of money?

01:11:38.000 Do they have a link for it?

01:11:44.000 Thankfully, it's probably on the internet.

01:11:48.000 What's the last sentence there?

01:11:52.000 No.

01:11:54.000 No, the last sentence.

01:11:57.000 The Selpan said it would go fund me to help with the 15-year-old's medical bills there.

01:12:01.000 Medical bills?

01:12:02.000 He dislocated his arm celebrating?

01:12:04.000 No, no, that's the Selby family.

01:12:05.000 He's Simpkins. 0.64

01:12:08.000 Fund measure was removed from the platform because it violated GoFundMe's terms of service.

01:12:15.000 Wow.

01:12:16.000 Okay, final thing on racism.

01:12:19.000 I thought this was fucking hilarious.

01:12:22.000 Not supporting Joe Biden is racist.

01:12:28.000 Turn it up.

01:12:31.000 Go back to the beginning.

01:12:57.000 Update.

01:12:58.000 GoFundMe Nukes page set up for alleged school shooter asking for $25,000 to treat quote.

01:13:03.000 Yeah, they said they took it down.

01:13:05.000 Okay, and then finally, 4-0.

01:13:08.000 It's all the rage.

01:13:09.000 Check out the shirts.

01:13:12.000 So awesome.

01:13:14.000 Anti-Biden, let's go, Brandon Catchwitch becomes all the rage on the right.

01:13:19.000 I think we have the best shirt out of all the shirts.

01:13:21.000 There's some terrible ones out there.

01:13:22.000 Let's go, Brandon.

01:13:24.000 I saw one that says, let's go, Brandon, and the O is his face.

01:13:29.000 No, we've got that in black and that in white.

01:13:32.000 I'm going to get my first one, I think, Thursday.

01:13:35.000 I put a super rush on this.

01:13:36.000 I was like, guys, we've got to get these out now.

01:13:39.000 This is going to die soon.

01:13:41.000 The black one doesn't work? 0.99

01:13:42.000 That's not good.

01:13:43.000 Well, that's kind of...

01:13:45.000 Oh, there we go.

01:13:46.000 There we go.

01:13:46.000 The black one doesn't work.

01:13:49.000 And it'll also show up late.

01:13:51.000 That was racist.

01:13:52.000 The government pays for it.

01:13:53.000 That's it.

01:13:53.000 The show is over.

01:13:55.000 We are going to do the mailbag, and then we are gone on our first half-hour show.

01:14:02.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.

01:14:06.000 Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.

01:14:12.000 Let me touch it.

01:14:15.000 I want to get a Let's Go Brandon sticker because I don't like advertising Apple, although everyone knows it's an Apple.

01:14:23.000 Could mean getting stopped at customs.

01:14:27.000 If you've got a big fuck Joe Biden thing on your doohickey, you like my fancy new computer?

01:14:35.000 Yeah.

01:14:36.000 Look.

01:14:37.000 Damn.

01:14:38.000 It's got all kinds of cool stuff.

01:14:41.000 Would I have to edit whatever just popped up?

01:14:43.000 No, that's fine.

01:14:44.000 Okay.

01:14:45.000 Well, I got something from somebody.

01:14:48.000 Oh, I just sent you another Let's Go Brandon.

01:14:54.000 I'm very excited about Let's Go Brandon.

01:14:56.000 I think it's a great motto.

01:14:58.000 It's just fun.

01:14:59.000 And the thing I didn't like about that Joe, having Joe Biden as the O is it gives away the joke.

01:15:05.000 You're pretending that you have no idea who Joe Biden is.

01:15:09.000 Or more specifically, you're solely concerned with NASCAR.

01:15:22.000 Drivers, start your engine.

01:15:25.000 Let's go, Brandon.

01:15:29.000 41.

01:15:30.000 Oh, man.

01:15:31.000 Isn't it sad that that guy's face afterwards, he's so scared of being fired.

01:15:36.000 That's the saddest part of this.

01:15:39.000 Let go, Brandon.

01:15:40.000 Look at this face.

01:15:41.000 Look at his pussy face. 1.00

01:15:42.000 So scared.

01:15:44.000 That's how cowed we are as an American society.

01:15:47.000 Petrified.

01:15:49.000 Look at this.

01:15:52.000 Oh, that's a good one.

01:15:53.000 Hey, Ryan.

01:15:55.000 What's up?

01:15:56.000 This is Sarah Paitlin, normally coming to you from Alaska.

01:16:00.000 But today, I zipped on down to Scottsdale visiting my daughter, Piper, who's going to school here.

01:16:06.000 So, yeah, you don't see the snow-capped mountains behind me.

01:16:10.000 You see whatever.

01:16:12.000 Cacti and a beautiful sunset.

01:16:16.000 Hey, Ryan, nothing but the best to you.

01:16:22.000 You have a lot going on, a lot of good things going on.

01:16:24.000 You have a lot of success right around the corner, too.

01:16:27.000 You know how it works, Ryan, when the preparation that you've gone through.

01:16:34.000 She's doing the Biden thing where she pretends that the teleprompter is not scripted. 0.99

01:16:39.000 You get more of that coming your way.

01:16:41.000 Think of it as like the bird, which is the bald eagle.

01:16:45.000 Think of it as kind of that illustration, okay?

01:16:51.000 Meditate on that, my friend.

01:16:53.000 The bird, which is the bald eagle.

01:16:57.000 It's deep.

01:16:59.000 Perhaps you can't follow it.

01:17:01.000 Perhaps those who love you so very, very much and speak so highly of you 100.

01:17:10.000 Nope, you got the wrong guy.

01:17:12.000 Perhaps they can't follow it either.

01:17:14.000 But just think on that, my friend.

01:17:17.000 Okay.

01:17:18.000 And you'll be okay.

01:17:19.000 All right, Ryan?

01:17:20.000 Cool.

01:17:21.000 Little brother.

01:17:22.000 Oh, little brother.

01:17:23.000 Damn it.

01:17:24.000 There goes my shot.

01:17:25.000 Oh, here's another thing to think on.

01:17:27.000 Don't worry about criticism coming your way for when you like say goofy things.

01:17:32.000 Do your thing, Ryan.

01:17:35.000 Always remember this.

01:17:36.000 If you don't live by man's praise, you're not going to die by man's criticism, okay?

01:17:42.000 So yeah, you soar like that bird, which is the baldy bird and ignore the yahoos in your life, okay? 1.00

01:17:51.000 God bless you, my friend.

01:17:53.000 She does a great Tina Fey impersonation, doesn't she? 1.00

01:17:57.000 You think she has sex appeal? 1.00

01:18:00.000 Would Sarah Palin have sex with me? 1.00

01:18:02.000 Does she have sex appeal? 1.00

01:18:03.000 Oh, yes, absolutely.

01:18:05.000 And still.

01:18:05.000 And she's like a crazy, like she's kind of a crazy chick.

01:18:09.000 Yeah, that's very exciting.

01:18:10.000 And she's kind of trash, trashy. 1.00

01:18:12.000 Like, you can't sit still.

01:18:14.000 Yeah.

01:18:14.000 And then jeans and stuff.

01:18:16.000 Oh, no.

01:18:16.000 She's fantastic as far as like sex appeal.

01:18:22.000 But the people are retarded. 1.00

01:18:24.000 Video drop.

01:18:25.000 We've seen that 900 times.

01:18:26.000 Stop sending us this.

01:18:28.000 No sprinkles, but funny nonetheless.

01:18:30.000 All right, I'll give it a whirl.

01:18:32.000 Okay, opening it up and going.

01:18:35.000 Make sure you bring those snacks because tomorrow is pizza and movie day.

01:18:39.000 Our bird's name is Band-Aid.

01:18:43.000 Very cool.

01:18:49.000 Tomorrow's probably my aunt's birthday, I think.

01:18:56.000 Nice tits, dude. 1.00

01:18:59.000 Why are you up?

01:19:00.000 I was going to show you something real fast.

01:19:12.000 Yeah, that guy does have the sprinkles.

01:19:16.000 How little can you do and still be funny?

01:19:18.000 I think that's the metric.

01:19:20.000 Yeah, that's a good metric.

01:19:21.000 That's a good metric.

01:19:22.000 Like Louis C.K. or John Belushi in Animal Health just goes like that, and you piss in your pants.

01:19:26.000 Crazy.

01:19:27.000 Hey, Gavin, you're obviously familiar with Laura Loomer, but I'd love to see if you'd be able to willing to have her on your show to talk about her new book.

01:19:34.000 She's the most censored.

01:19:35.000 It's her publicist asking her.

01:19:38.000 Yeah, she's on our site.

01:19:40.000 Yeah, I think I've done like 42 interviews with her.

01:19:44.000 I think we're good.

01:19:45.000 You respond.

01:19:45.000 Yeah, yeah, we could even put it on the site she has a show on.

01:19:49.000 Yeah, maybe she could do an episode of her show.

01:19:53.000 Hey, Gavin, whose father is a donkey?

01:19:57.000 Your family are all mice.

01:20:01.000 Your mother is a goat. 1.00

01:20:07.000 Your sisters are turkeys. 1.00

01:20:09.000 Hey, Gavin, whose father is a donkey, and Ryan, whose uncle is a goat.

01:20:13.000 Who is your uncle?

01:20:14.000 Do you have an uncle?

01:20:15.000 Yeah, uncle goat. 0.89

01:20:16.000 Does your sister have...

01:20:18.000 Sister.

01:20:18.000 Does your mom have brothers?

01:20:20.000 Yeah.

01:20:23.000 Why are you nervous?

01:20:23.000 Do they fuck you?

01:20:24.000 No, uncle bears.

01:20:27.000 Really cool.

01:20:29.000 What are you, Simpson bear?

01:20:30.000 You're fucking fluorescent yellow.

01:20:32.000 Simpson bear.

01:20:34.000 This guy.

01:20:36.000 We all know it's the loonies that are the craziest in the sack. 0.90

01:20:38.000 So how much of a cock demon must this wackadoodle be? 0.73

01:20:42.000 She can lecture to me about the climate while riding with her tree climbers on all day. 0.50

01:20:47.000 Love the show.

01:20:47.000 Blah, blah, blah.

01:20:48.000 That's from Dom.

01:20:52.000 Oh, yeah.

01:20:53.000 Great point, sir.

01:20:54.000 One contributing factor to global warming?

01:20:57.000 Agriculture?

01:20:58.000 The fashion industry?

01:21:00.000 Uh, something else?

01:21:02.000 I'll tell you a secret.

01:21:04.000 It's the U.S. military.

01:21:06.000 Yes.

01:21:07.000 The U.S. military is the world's largest consumer of oil.

01:21:12.000 It's the world's biggest polluter.

01:21:14.000 Our armed forces create 750,000 tons of toxic waste.

01:21:19.000 Good stuff.

01:21:20.000 You're right.

01:21:23.000 My first shirt found the shirt.

01:21:25.000 Sorry, that Ryan sucks.

01:21:27.000 What the hell are you talking about, sir?

01:21:30.000 I'm sorry if someone already sent this.

01:21:31.000 I'm behind a show or two.

01:21:33.000 Oh, yeah.

01:21:34.000 Yep, you are behind, sir.

01:21:36.000 Can we get more chocolate chip media drops?

01:21:38.000 That one was so good and could have been used for many of your My Pet Biden moments the last few months.

01:21:42.000 An adoring fan.

01:21:43.000 What are chocolate chip media drops?

01:21:45.000 That would be this.

01:21:49.000 Chocolate chocolate chip.

01:21:51.000 Oh, yeah, I know those.

01:21:52.000 It's extra chocolate chips.

01:21:53.000 Yeah, we stopped doing that because we found out the guy who said it was special.

01:21:59.000 Thus then making it cruel.

01:22:01.000 So then it's kind of punching down?

01:22:04.000 That retard took all the fun out of it. 1.00

01:22:06.000 Just started watching this show, and it reminds me a lot about you and your experiences.

01:22:09.000 When I watched this scene, I thought of Maddie and Reliabelle questioning Joe in the bar, and I was dying.

01:22:15.000 This is my buddy Phil Matarisse.

01:22:17.000 I don't want to get him canceled by pointing him out, but the guy who did that cartoon is Baby Monster.

01:22:24.000 I'm telling you.

01:22:24.000 You know what?

01:22:25.000 Thank you, man.

01:22:26.000 Dude, I had twins last night.

01:22:28.000 They were born like a second apart.

01:22:30.000 Their mom was fertile as shit. 1.00

01:22:33.000 You're the king.

01:22:34.000 I kid you not.

01:22:35.000 Last weekend, hey babies.

01:22:36.000 The chick from the sixth train.

01:22:38.000 What?

01:22:38.000 Yeah.

01:22:38.000 Northbound or southbound?

01:22:39.000 Southbound.

01:22:40.000 Oh, shit.

01:22:41.000 Oh, yeah, no, totally.

01:22:42.000 I remember when I was making babies, um, the other day I was upstate, right?

01:22:48.000 And, um...

01:22:49.000 Where?

01:22:50.000 Syracuse?

01:22:51.000 Like, in the Syracuse region.

01:22:52.000 How'd you get up there?

01:22:53.000 That's like real far.

01:22:54.000 Like a train or whatever.

01:22:55.000 That's not really the important part of the story.

01:22:56.000 You got on a train?

01:22:57.000 Yeah.

01:22:57.000 That's on like the Amtrak line.

01:22:59.000 How did you get there?

01:22:59.000 No, did you get on a metro north?

01:23:01.000 It doesn't matter how I got there, but I got there and I met a chick and then I made like six.

01:23:09.000 I had six babies at once, me and her, and we they just came out.

01:23:15.000 Yeah, okay, that's funny.

01:23:16.000 It was like a.

01:23:17.000 Then there's people talking about the transgender rape in the bathroom.

01:23:20.000 Lots of letters about that.

01:23:21.000 People are not happy.

01:23:23.000 People are not thrilled with a father being abused for objecting to his daughter being raped in the ass and in the face.

01:23:32.000 I think that's the crux of today's show.

01:23:35.000 I don't want to call it ass rape, but there must be something.

01:23:41.000 By the way, that guy who called John Gruden is the person that he called a faggot gay?

01:23:48.000 That would be something, because the guy he said had big lips has big lips.

01:23:53.000 Everything John Gruden got fired for is exactly why I love him.

01:23:56.000 More cancel culture bullshit, but check out what he actually said.

01:23:58.000 It's pretty good.

01:23:59.000 I always knew he was MAGA, even though he never came out about it publicly.

01:24:07.000 Oh, geez and gamers.

01:24:08.000 John Gruden is officially out as the Raiders' head.

01:24:11.000 Sorry, stop.

01:24:12.000 We're not promoting geeks and gamers.

01:24:14.000 That's everything we're trying to avoid here.

01:24:19.000 Dupe dap, dupe dap.

01:24:20.000 Flag capital the world.

01:24:23.000 Do you think that football player was hired just because he's gay?

01:24:25.000 I don't know anything about football.

01:24:27.000 Don't you just want the best athlete?

01:24:29.000 The Raiders guy.

01:24:32.000 I don't know.

01:24:33.000 I tried to look up his response to it because I think he reached out to one of the people he talked shit on and was like, hey, man, sorry.

01:24:40.000 In a recent live stream, Kenny Hotz took a huge dump on you, Gavin.

01:24:44.000 He called you a horrible racist.

01:24:49.000 Knowing Kenny Hotz, I would assume he's just kidding.

01:24:54.000 Also, Spenny said he'd like to come on the show.

01:24:56.000 That is also a joke.

01:24:57.000 Nothing Spenny says is ever serious.

01:25:00.000 It's surprising how much mileage me being on that episode of The Cool Thing has gotten.

01:25:07.000 It's a very, very popular show.

01:25:10.000 Real cult following.

01:25:12.000 Look how old Kenny is now.

01:25:14.000 Wonderful guy.

01:25:15.000 Wonderful guy.

01:25:16.000 What?

01:25:17.000 Cooler?

01:25:18.000 That's before the game.

01:25:19.000 Yeah, you're a little bit of a girl.

01:25:20.000 No, no, it wasn't before.

01:25:21.000 They're totally different, wonderful guy.

01:25:22.000 Because you met John Morenos through me, and we worked together.

01:25:28.000 The difference is I don't have an ego in any of this.

01:25:32.000 How did Gavin McGinnis get to judge who was cooler?

01:25:35.000 Oh, that was one of Kenny's friends.

01:25:36.000 Wonderful guy.

01:25:37.000 Wonderful guy.

01:25:38.000 Well, I didn't know he was, you know, it's like you.

01:25:41.000 I didn't know he was crazy.

01:25:43.000 I thought he was my friend, and then he turned out to be a horrible racist.

01:25:48.000 I think he's interesting.

01:25:49.000 I find him interesting.

01:25:50.000 I would love to.

01:25:52.000 I'm too small potatoes to go on your show.

01:25:54.000 What?

01:25:55.000 No.

01:25:55.000 You'd love to kiss him.

01:25:57.000 Make more commentaries.

01:25:59.000 So there's that.

01:26:00.000 He also said Spenny would love to kiss me, so it's not exactly a news show.

01:26:03.000 Pretty benevolent.

01:26:06.000 All right.

01:26:06.000 I think that's enough.

01:26:07.000 Letters, isn't it?

01:26:09.000 I suppose it is.

01:26:11.000 I mean, I had a couple that I had read flagged, but it's mostly one-hour show suck, that Loudon guy, and the Raiders coach.

01:26:25.000 It's true.

01:26:26.000 You got me?

01:26:28.000 Okay, we really have to go.

01:26:29.000 This is supposed to be...

01:26:30.000 We're trying to keep this down to half an hour.

01:26:32.000 I think we've gone to 35 minutes.

01:26:34.000 But let's do the final video.

01:26:52.000 Let's do Whoopi Goldberg is fat as shit. 0.90

01:27:06.000 Look how fat she's become. 1.00

01:27:09.000 This is the first time 13 of Shark Tank premieres right here on ABC tomorrow night at 8 p.m.

01:27:18.000 Oh, I guess we skipped ahead of it.

01:27:20.000 It's not a very good delivery.

01:27:23.000 Have the tattoo ready, by the way.

01:27:26.000 Because of Zoom, because of technology.

01:27:28.000 Barbara, let me ask you this: because I happen to love this.

01:27:31.000 Is there any moment or just like whenever we look at her?

01:27:34.000 We'll make history.

01:27:35.000 I thought I had time made it.

01:27:38.000 Wow.

01:27:39.000 Yeah, there they go.

01:27:41.000 They fit this, COVID.

01:27:43.000 Okay.

01:27:44.000 Yeah, so stop, stop, stop.

01:27:47.000 So they're talking about a certain pair of jeans, I guess, that were okayed on Shark Tank and are really good.

01:27:52.000 Oh, look, she has a little stool because she's so short and fat. 1.00

01:27:56.000 Oh, my God.

01:27:58.000 Shiny.

01:27:59.000 Yeah.

01:28:03.000 What is that?

01:28:04.000 Aluminum foil on a wood box?

01:28:08.000 Oh, God.

01:28:09.000 What a mess.

01:28:10.000 The shit women like is just garbage. 1.00

01:28:13.000 Yeah.

01:28:14.000 Their clothes are always like flippy and shitty.

01:28:17.000 Once women stop getting horny, they just give up on life and they become ugly men. 1.00

01:28:23.000 Like they all look like Andy Rooney if he was on Star Trek.

01:28:27.000 You know what I mean?

01:28:28.000 Anyway, they're talking about the jeans and she said, will it fit this COVID?

01:28:31.000 So Whoopi Goldberg's thing is her disgusting fat body is not her fault. 1.00

01:28:36.000 It's COVID's fault.

01:28:37.000 So what you're looking at is not a big, huge pig.

01:28:40.000 You're looking at a COVID.

01:28:41.000 This is a pandemic you're looking at.

01:28:44.000 So will the jeans fit this COVID?

01:28:47.000 Some people catch COVID.

01:28:50.000 She catches COVID and eats it.

01:28:52.000 She has a large gravitational pull.

01:28:55.000 If you look at her, it comes sort of like at the cosmos.

01:29:00.000 I would just retire that.

01:29:01.000 I don't see it ever improving.

01:29:05.000 Okay, go ahead, Whoopi.

01:29:07.000 Whoopi.

01:29:08.000 They fit this COVID.

01:29:11.000 Okay.

01:29:12.000 Okay, if they fit three, no, two COVID buds.

01:29:16.000 We'll be fine.

01:29:16.000 Yeah, she's acting like this.

01:29:18.000 How are they laughing about a pandemic that's killing everybody?

01:29:20.000 Well, it's making their asses big. 1.00

01:29:22.000 She got some behind.

01:29:23.000 And when you get finished with those jeans and decide you don't like them, give them me, I'm going to make two pairs.

01:29:31.000 Shit.

01:29:32.000 I have a vaccine for whoopee.

01:29:34.000 It's called self-control.

01:29:36.000 Fuck.

01:29:37.000 You don't like them?

01:29:37.000 Give them to me.

01:29:38.000 I'm going to make two pairs.

01:29:46.000 Let me just tell you something.

01:29:49.000 Jim Buckingham dressed already on the TV.

01:30:06.000 Team, that dress is probably like some Versace fucking Gucci thing and making fun of her outfits. 1.00

01:30:12.000 Anyway, Whoopi's fat.

01:30:15.000 Yeah, folks.

01:30:17.000 What do we keep saying about this show?

01:30:18.000 We say that K through 12 is the Eye of the Storm.

01:30:20.000 This is a ninth grader raped in the butt. 0.99

01:30:24.000 And the father's a domestic terrorist because he has a problem with that.

01:30:29.000 Okay.

01:30:29.000 If you're a domestic terrorist because you don't want your daughter getting raped, then I'm a domestic terrorist, okay?

01:30:35.000 And I'm going to burn this fucker down.

01:30:39.000 Show the tattoo that someone got.

01:30:41.000 Okay.

01:30:44.000 That was fast.

01:30:48.000 As the tattoo says, get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - October 12, 2021

S04E41 - YOU'RE A DOMESTIC TERRORIST

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