Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S04E43 - THE GREAT RESET FORWARD

00:00:58.000 I don't mind where you go with my girl.

00:01:06.000 I don't mind.

00:01:08.000 Um, wait a minute.

00:01:10.000 Before we start the show, let's make sure the ghetto blaster matches up perfectly with the intro starting now.

00:01:17.000 I don't mind.

00:01:19.000 We don't go to that shot, though.

00:01:21.000 We go to the three shot right after the intro.

00:01:25.000 Oh, that's the tricky.

00:01:27.000 So the ghetto blasters don't match up anymore. 1.00

00:01:30.000 They never get a chance to even meet.

00:01:34.000 Because we go from this to this.

00:01:36.000 Okay, that's the end of that.

00:01:40.000 So that's It's All Right by The Rockin' Vickers.

00:01:43.000 And they weren't a very popular band.

00:01:47.000 They did okay.

00:01:48.000 Oh, I'm echoing there.

00:01:51.000 But Lemmy, that was Lemmy's first band.

00:01:53.000 Early 60s.

00:01:54.000 The weird thing about that song is I go, oh, holy shit.

00:01:58.000 The Who ripped off this song from the Rockin' Vickers.

00:02:02.000 This is 63.

00:02:04.000 The Kids Are Alright didn't come out until 65, 66.

00:02:10.000 But then you look at the liner notes and it says Pete Townsend wrote this, but it's a different song.

00:02:16.000 And it's different lyrics.

00:02:23.000 You can really hear what Keith Moon does to the Who when you compare someone else doing this, a similar song.

00:02:30.000 His little jazz fills.

00:02:35.000 I guess we weren't really big on showmanship in the 60s.

00:02:47.000 We're going to have an all-garage week.

00:02:49.000 I've been listening to Underground Garage on Sirius.

00:02:51.000 The only time I heard a bad song this entire weekend, I look at the fucking readout and it says Little Steven.

00:02:59.000 And he's the guy who runs the thing.

00:03:01.000 Sal.

00:03:02.000 Sal runs Underground Garage.

00:03:05.000 But yeah, I guess what happened was Pete Townsend wrote the song, It's All Right.

00:03:13.000 And then he heard The Rock and Vickers do it and he went, meh, I want to change it up a little bit.

00:03:17.000 And the kids are all right is like an updated version of what he did to the, gave to the Rockin' Vickers.

00:03:23.000 So the shirts are in.

00:03:27.000 It says these are hastily created prototypes.

00:03:29.000 The beefies are coming.

00:03:30.000 These are not beefy tees.

00:03:32.000 We prefer beefy tees at censored.tv.

00:03:35.000 Of course, there's supply chain issues thanks to Pete buttfuck gig.

00:03:40.000 But you should be getting them.

00:03:45.000 So these are the only two Let's Go Brandons that are spelled wrong without the apostrophe in let's.

00:03:53.000 Can you change the background?

00:03:54.000 I don't like that it matches my shirt.

00:03:58.000 So these are valuable.

00:04:00.000 This is a large.

00:04:02.000 Can you wear larges?

00:04:03.000 I guess you could wear it as like a sleep shirt.

00:04:05.000 No, no, no.

00:04:06.000 Larges fit like a medium now.

00:04:07.000 I wouldn't do that.

00:04:08.000 You could wear it as a sleep shirt, right?

00:04:10.000 Like when you go to bed?

00:04:11.000 No.

00:04:13.000 If that hits buttons, it could be bad.

00:04:15.000 Oh, shut up. 0.99

00:04:17.000 Until it hits buttons.

00:04:18.000 So we got the let's go Brandon's.

00:04:21.000 I think I might just add an apostrophe like with a pen.

00:04:24.000 Do you dare me to do that right now?

00:04:26.000 You could.

00:04:27.000 No, no, no.

00:04:27.000 Then I'm desecrating this valuable artist.

00:04:29.000 That's true.

00:04:30.000 That's one of my flaws, by the way.

00:04:31.000 I have very few.

00:04:33.000 But one of my flaws is a total lack of patience, which is why I make such a terrible craftsman.

00:04:38.000 I made some furniture, you know.

00:04:40.000 You should see it.

00:04:42.000 It sucks.

00:04:44.000 And it always, like if I make a table, I made a table for our place upstate.

00:04:49.000 The legs were four by fours.

00:04:51.000 It was infinity pounds.

00:04:53.000 Like it was made of, what do you call these?

00:04:56.000 12 by threes, 12 by twos?

00:04:59.000 That was the main part.

00:05:00.000 It was a King Henry VIII Viking table.

00:05:02.000 I can't do anything good.

00:05:03.000 It sounds like what you made blows.

00:05:10.000 Yes, bload. 0.67

00:05:12.000 Bload.

00:05:13.000 By the way, someone was asking about the art auction, which now, is that linked on the site yet?

00:05:18.000 See, go to links.

00:05:21.000 And they were saying, what size are these?

00:05:22.000 Well, here they are.

00:05:23.000 I have them on me.

00:05:25.000 This is my incredible drawing called Fatherless Child.

00:05:30.000 Fatherless Daughter.

00:05:32.000 Oh, you have Doodles for Charity.

00:05:34.000 Bam.

00:05:35.000 And then this is the painting that John did of your one and only G-Dog.

00:05:41.000 He's also got a lot of, I guess these are pastels because it's got a piece of acetate on it.

00:05:49.000 Yeah.

00:05:50.000 So he goes from pastels to colored pencils.

00:05:53.000 Again, even if you hate Proud Boys, wouldn't you want this?

00:05:57.000 When I was a kid, and by kid I mean early 20s, late teens, people would collect John Wayne Gacy art.

00:06:04.000 And they'd have like a John Wayne Gacy painting in their living room, which is pretty fucked up.

00:06:13.000 So yeah, get a piece of Proud Boy art.

00:06:16.000 And all the proceeds go there.

00:06:18.000 And plus, you also have John, assuming you're on his side, which you are if you're watching this show, you have John knowing that he's paying, he's raising money for his family.

00:06:27.000 And that's what makes a man feel like a man.

00:06:30.000 Being employed.

00:06:37.000 I'm going to meet Atheism is Unstoppable tonight. 0.79

00:06:40.000 Cool.

00:06:41.000 I begged him to come into the studio and do an interview.

00:06:43.000 He said, No, I prefer my anonymity.

00:06:46.000 But you can look him up if you look him up.

00:06:49.000 You can see who he is pretty easy.

00:06:51.000 And I go, well, kangaroo your face. 0.98

00:06:54.000 That's funny.

00:06:55.000 And he's like, nah, nah, I do it.

00:06:58.000 To which I went, you're mean.

00:07:03.000 I was at the bar the other day for a change.

00:07:06.000 Oh my God, you know what Joe Tonelli said?

00:07:08.000 There's these new guys there.

00:07:10.000 And they were yuppies, divorced yuppies.

00:07:14.000 They were their girlfriends.

00:07:15.000 Their girlfriends left early.

00:07:17.000 So if you're divorced, you fucked up.

00:07:19.000 I'm sorry.

00:07:21.000 Half of my friends are divorced.

00:07:23.000 And I think they would freely admit that they fucked up.

00:07:26.000 So to be telling the rest of us how to live our lives, hmm, it's like comedians, single and childless comedians telling us what we're doing wrong and how society should be.

00:07:37.000 We don't want to hear it.

00:07:42.000 So this guy was sitting there and he goes, oh, your daughter goes to this school?

00:07:46.000 Yeah, my daughter goes there too.

00:07:47.000 And my son goes to this other school, the middle school.

00:07:50.000 And I go, yeah, it sucks.

00:07:51.000 We moved up here to save money on private school because public school in New York is shocking.

00:07:56.000 It's run by Puerto Ricans like Ryan.

00:08:01.000 In your Puerto Rican community, are you known as a genius?

00:08:05.000 I don't know if there's much of a community.

00:08:06.000 That's one of the more racist things I've ever said on the show.

00:08:08.000 I don't know if there's much of a community, but yeah, I'm pretty smart.

00:08:13.000 I mean, I'm not going to.

00:08:15.000 They go from a small fish at a big pond to a big fish in a small pond.

00:08:19.000 I think it's not smart.

00:08:20.000 It's that I know things that they don't because they stay in like the, they get their news from like Channel 7.

00:08:26.000 Right, yeah.

00:08:27.000 It's like when I go to Glasgow and I'm tall and breathtakingly gorgeous.

00:08:32.000 That's you in the hood.

00:08:37.000 But anyway, he says, no, it's a really good school.

00:08:40.000 They have a new principal now, and he's African American.

00:08:43.000 You know, when someone says the fucking words, African-American, they don't know any black people, and they're freaked out by black people, but they love black people.

00:08:51.000 It's almost like they see them as uranium.

00:08:54.000 Like very powerful, very wonderful.

00:08:58.000 Lots of energy there, but very dangerous.

00:09:01.000 Don't go near it.

00:09:02.000 I actually don't know.

00:09:03.000 Can you go near uranium?

00:09:04.000 I think you get irradiated, and I think it's a bad idea.

00:09:07.000 Or volcanoes.

00:09:08.000 People that love it.

00:09:08.000 I think you get irradiated, and I think it's a bad idea.

00:09:12.000 I think you get irradiated, but it's good radiation.

00:09:14.000 Well, there's some good radiation, but that's not it.

00:09:19.000 So I'm already annoyed, and he says, he did a speech.

00:09:25.000 He did a fantastic speech.

00:09:26.000 Fuck a speech.

00:09:27.000 Suck my dick, a speech. 0.99

00:09:28.000 I want choice in school, and I want my children to know about history, particularly the founding fathers.

00:09:38.000 And he goes, he had the speech, and Nelson Mandela was there, and Obama, he brought in Obama, and I'm like, what, he dragged Nelson Mandela out of his grave and brought his withered bones?

00:09:50.000 And he goes, no, no, he incorporated him in the speech.

00:09:52.000 I was like, oh, good.

00:09:54.000 Nelson Mandela, the man who murdered 300 people in various ANC terrorist bombings.

00:10:00.000 And then his wife Winnie took it over and necklacing all the stool pigeons who dared report on her fucking domestic terror. 1.00

00:10:09.000 Yeah, let's talk about Nelson Mandela, especially now that South Africa is in a civil war.

00:10:14.000 Let's start murdering white farmers, shall we? 1.00

00:10:16.000 And Barack Obama, what a stalwart of faith and character he is with Fast and Furious, sending guns to Mexico so people can kill each other and guns will get a bad name.

00:10:28.000 The man who made America racist again.

00:10:31.000 We were over race before Obama.

00:10:34.000 There's all kinds of charts that show like whiteness and white privilege as far as how much they're mentioned.

00:10:40.000 And it's just trickling along.

00:10:42.000 And then in 08, it starts going through the fucking roof. 0.57

00:10:48.000 So no, I'm not impressed.

00:10:50.000 But as those guys were talking, I don't know, I guess it was getting a little tense between me and them.

00:10:55.000 And the bartender, Joe Tonelli, said, hey, don't worry about it, guys.

00:11:00.000 You got law enforcement behind the bar.

00:11:03.000 It was such a dumb lie that me and this other guy, James, both went.

00:11:10.000 Like, he just got done with his retarded lie about FedEx, where he can't go in to, he can't start at work, even though he lied and said he did start at work. 0.94

00:11:20.000 He can't start at work because he lost his social security card.

00:11:23.000 I go, Joe, I lose that thing like my virginity on a daily basis.

00:11:28.000 I've been to the place where you get it twice now.

00:11:32.000 You just have to get there before 8, and the lineup takes like fucking 20 minutes. 0.83

00:11:37.000 You fucking loser.

00:11:38.000 That's no excuse.

00:11:39.000 Anyway, law enforcement.

00:11:41.000 His lies are so dumb.

00:11:44.000 So many cooler lies you could do.

00:11:47.000 I lived in Singapore.

00:11:48.000 I was a pro soccer player in Singapore.

00:11:51.000 It doesn't say that.

00:11:52.000 You're a liar.

00:11:54.000 He was a pro-soccer player.

00:11:56.000 Not a pro, but he was as good.

00:11:57.000 Your dad?

00:11:58.000 Well, he never played professionally, but I meant he was that skilled.

00:12:03.000 Because in the projects in Glasgow, it's a square and the kids are in the center.

00:12:08.000 There's a soccer game going from about 6 a.m. till about 10 p.m.

00:12:14.000 You just go on the losing side.

00:12:16.000 So that's all he did.

00:12:17.000 All the kids did.

00:12:19.000 For years and years and years.

00:12:21.000 Anyway, sorry.

00:12:22.000 Should we start the show?

00:12:23.000 Yes.

00:12:24.000 Starting the show.

00:12:26.000 Listen to old people. 1.00

00:12:27.000 I will just say one more thing about the bar.

00:12:30.000 I think I may have mentioned this the other day.

00:12:32.000 There was these cool guys at the end, but the way the seating went, the only available chair was next to some guy who must have been 90 years old.

00:12:38.000 There's this other dude, Freddie, who's probably 92.

00:12:41.000 And you're like, man, they don't get as many jokes.

00:12:44.000 They're not as good at riffing old people. 1.00

00:12:47.000 And then I stop and listen to him.

00:12:48.000 And he's talking about the 50s and, you know, when rock and roll first came out and when the trains, you know, went on strike and all this shit I didn't know about.

00:12:59.000 And I thought, these People are at this age, they're about to die, but they're not, they don't have dementia yet or senility, they're not at a hospice.

00:13:07.000 And just like a tree under duress, when trees are stressed, when they know they have a disease, they start dropping seeds like crazy, extra seeds, because they know this is it, I gotta, I got one last spurt.

00:13:18.000 And I think a lot of old-timers, early 70s, they sense that this isn't gonna last and they want to get it out.

00:13:25.000 They want to impart this wisdom.

00:13:27.000 And we're all looking at them and going, hey, I don't care what it was like in New York City in 1948.

00:13:34.000 That's boring.

00:13:35.000 No, it's not.

00:13:36.000 It's fascinating.

00:13:37.000 Talk to old people. 1.00

00:13:40.000 That's not the theme of today's show.

00:13:42.000 The theme of today's show is to out Karen the Karens. 1.00

00:13:44.000 But talk to old people. 1.00

00:13:46.000 For example, some dude with a camera just came up to some rich old dude and said, well, you'll see what he said.

00:13:55.000 He seems kind of gay, this guy.

00:14:00.000 What did the software do exactly?

00:14:01.000 You ever go to the doctor?

00:14:02.000 Yeah.

00:14:03.000 Ever go to the hospital?

00:14:04.000 Of course.

00:14:05.000 You ever go to the lab?

00:14:07.000 No.

00:14:08.000 I was doing this all day.

00:14:10.000 I watched this in bed with my wife there, and I was like, you ever step on a corncob?

00:14:15.000 You ever pick the paint off the wall?

00:14:17.000 You ever see a cockroach flipped upside down and you help them out?

00:14:20.000 Well, never you pay your bill with a credit card.

00:14:23.000 I get a couple pennies off of it in the whole United States.

00:14:27.000 How come?

00:14:28.000 Because I own the patent.

00:14:29.000 The patent for what exactly?

00:14:31.000 The process.

00:14:32.000 The process to pay.

00:14:35.000 It was pennies.

00:14:36.000 It was pennies, but volume.

00:14:39.000 The whole United States everybody paid them something with the medical bill.

00:14:43.000 One more question.

00:14:43.000 What did you learn about people that's so surprising?

00:14:46.000 About people?

00:14:47.000 Yes.

00:14:47.000 This is it.

00:14:54.000 You figure out who you can scratch and take them with you all the way.

00:14:58.000 You make life good for them.

00:15:00.000 They make life good for you.

00:15:02.000 It's about the people.

00:15:03.000 It's all about the people.

00:15:05.000 Thank you so much.

00:15:05.000 I appreciate it.

00:15:06.000 That's a good idea, guys.

00:15:07.000 So fucking true.

00:15:09.000 That's pretty cool.

00:15:09.000 Yeah, when I would be interviewing people for a job, I would always think, can I handle this person 40 hours a week?

00:15:14.000 A lot of the people you hire or you work with, you're going to see them more than your wife.

00:15:18.000 So they have to be likable.

00:15:20.000 The actual job, well, that can be trained.

00:15:23.000 That's not, that's, that's an acquired taste.

00:15:26.000 It's not important.

00:15:28.000 So their skill level, their resume, I mean, people pretend to pay attention to that.

00:15:32.000 They're really looking at the person and their personality and do I want this guy around 40 hours a week for the rest of my life?

00:15:39.000 You know, Shizmabin deletes all the comments.

00:15:42.000 So I couldn't get it on the actual page that you linked, but Shizmabin had this there.

00:15:46.000 And he's got one comment because he keeps deleting.

00:15:48.000 Wait, that does say Shizmabin.

00:15:50.000 Yeah.

00:15:51.000 No, but you linked me to this other guy that I don't follow yet.

00:15:55.000 But anyway, so he doesn't, there's got one comment there because he deletes all of our, you know, the bird which is the bald eagle shit.

00:16:03.000 But I was thinking, like, what do his audience is black mostly?

00:16:06.000 And then us.

00:16:08.000 Like, what do they see when they see this guy?

00:16:09.000 Like, they're just like, this is the whitest thing they've ever seen, I'm sure.

00:16:13.000 And, like, would this be the equivalent of, like, a black guy rolling up and, I don't know, like a Toyota Tercel? 0.90

00:16:19.000 And he's like, I think they feel total and utter confusion, and they assume it's some sort of stealing.

00:16:26.000 Like in Superman 3, where they took the shavings of pennies, fractions of a penny off each transaction.

00:16:33.000 But what's that?

00:16:33.000 La Shoes 1.

00:16:35.000 He's lying.

00:16:36.000 The process came out many years ago before that guy was born.

00:16:39.000 Let's click on her.

00:16:40.000 I feel like it's a black woman.

00:16:42.000 It's like a man, but I don't know.

00:16:44.000 These days.

00:16:45.000 Is it a rapper?

00:16:47.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:16:48.000 Paranoid.

00:16:49.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:16:51.000 Betty Briden.

00:16:52.000 He is paranoid.

00:16:54.000 You think that guy's lying?

00:16:56.000 Turn your gun to bitch monkey when you ask questions. 1.00

00:16:59.000 What you say?

00:17:00.000 He touched the world.

00:17:05.000 So this is a bleep.

00:17:08.000 Probably makes his own beats.

00:17:09.000 That's why it sucks.

00:17:13.000 You know, personally, I like rap.

00:17:14.000 I think rap is good, but this guy definitely sucks.

00:17:18.000 And he's a bleep. 1.00

00:17:24.000 Yeah, so pay attention to oldies.

00:17:26.000 Here's another little fun teaser before we get into the meat of the show, which is we got to do My Pet Biden first because he said something about Shoeshine Stance that I'm obsessed with.

00:17:39.000 Is it possible that LeBron James is hilarious?

00:17:42.000 That's the guy who's always reading the first page of a book.

00:17:46.000 Yeah, he's the guy who's got a school out for black kids that he built himself for a billion, zillion dollars.

00:17:52.000 And it's like, dude, you can't even read.

00:17:54.000 He's always photographed with books, but he's always got the page.

00:17:58.000 Where's my Death the Cool book?

00:18:00.000 It's always like upside down.

00:18:02.000 Yeah, or it's always on page one.

00:18:05.000 100% of the time.

00:18:07.000 He's always just started a book.

00:18:11.000 My man Kaepernick got blacklisted because he told the truth.

00:18:15.000 Cap was right.

00:18:18.000 So what are the...

00:18:19.000 No, it's not possible that LeBron James is that funny, right?

00:18:23.000 Thanks, bro.

00:18:24.000 I think that's a little dicky.

00:18:26.000 But I still appreciate it.

00:18:28.000 Oh, my God, this cringe movie.

00:18:30.000 Have we talked about this movie coming out?

00:18:32.000 No.

00:18:33.000 Did we talk about it already?

00:18:35.000 I don't think so.

00:18:37.000 It's ancient Chinese secret by now.

00:18:40.000 But where is it now?

00:18:43.000 I don't think I have it in my notes.

00:18:45.000 Yeah, I don't.

00:18:46.000 What can I search?

00:18:46.000 Yeah, look it up.

00:18:47.000 It's the Colin Kaepernick documentary.

00:18:50.000 Let's be clear here about Colin Kaepernick.

00:18:52.000 He's not black. 0.99

00:18:54.000 He's white.

00:18:56.000 Biologically, he comes from probably a junky black woman and a, I don't know, Hispanic guy. 1.00

00:19:07.000 She couldn't handle him.

00:19:08.000 So these marginalized communities, these people of color, threw him away. 1.00

00:19:13.000 I don't want him.

00:19:14.000 He's garbage.

00:19:15.000 White people came along, picked him up, dusted him off, gave him a life. 1.00

00:19:20.000 He grew up in an all-white neighborhood, had an all-white lifestyle. 0.96

00:19:23.000 White did he, white, white, white. 0.92

00:19:25.000 So they do a documentary about him where they inject racism where there Was none.

00:19:30.000 You know, we've all met the one black guy at the White High School, and the guy's poor dick looks like Freddy's face because it's been sucked and jerked and fucked so much. 0.75

00:19:42.000 All they do is get pussy. 1.00

00:19:44.000 Everyone wants them as a friend.

00:19:46.000 Everyone wants them as a boyfriend.

00:19:48.000 Everyone wants them around.

00:19:50.000 In fact, white people radicalize a lot of minorities.

00:19:54.000 Like I know Indians who were just normal Indians.

00:19:58.000 And when I say Indians, I mean feather knot dot. 1.00

00:20:00.000 But then they get to college and they're like, hi, hello.

00:20:03.000 I'm ready here to take, I'm hoping to take chemistry, maybe make some money.

00:20:07.000 And they go, could you be like an American Indian movement guy and grow long braids and have a headband and like say that white people ruined everything?

00:20:15.000 If you do that, you can come to the party.

00:20:17.000 Like, okay, I'll become a militant dickhead.

00:20:20.000 Especially mulatto girls. 1.00

00:20:22.000 They start hanging around white people.

00:20:24.000 They feel this intense pressure to be Angela Davis and grow a giant afro and sit in wicker chairs.

00:20:29.000 So they do.

00:20:31.000 That wicker chair.

00:20:32.000 So in a way, it's kind of blackfacing. 0.81

00:20:34.000 In a way, Colin Kaepernick is kind of in blackface.

00:20:37.000 He's kind of a wigger. 1.00

00:20:39.000 I would get that a lot with people like samurais and anime.

00:20:42.000 They'd be like, dude, you got to get into it, dude.

00:20:43.000 Your culture.

00:20:44.000 I'm like, my culture?

00:20:46.000 What the fuck are you talking about?

00:20:49.000 That's a whole other subject, by the way, I wanted to get into.

00:20:51.000 I've been watching the dumb things that Instagram gives you from TikTok.

00:20:57.000 Those little algorithms that you get.

00:21:00.000 And it's not my universe.

00:21:01.000 And I'm deeply disturbed by the infantilization and sexualization of young girls.

00:21:08.000 So they'll have some pretty girl, like that famous one who's the number one TikToker. 1.00

00:21:12.000 I think her number one TikTok is just her going, bouncing to some song.

00:21:22.000 But there's this, they all have the same demeanor.

00:21:24.000 They have this like, ooh, eee, ooh, do, doot, doot, doo, oo de, dooti.

00:21:30.000 Yeah, her name's Bella something. 0.89

00:21:32.000 It's all this type of stuff.

00:21:33.000 Yeah, she's one of these. 0.96

00:21:35.000 Is that her there with the... 1.00

00:21:36.000 No.

00:21:37.000 That's her on the right, I think?

00:21:38.000 No, no.

00:21:40.000 She's number one in TikTok.

00:21:42.000 She's half Filipino.

00:21:43.000 She did the interview with HVH.

00:21:45.000 We've seen her before, yeah.

00:21:46.000 But she's always, I mean, she's got tons of tattoos, which I don't like tattoos on women, but in this case, I do, because at least it makes her more adult. 1.00

00:21:53.000 But in every video, and there's all this, there's this other Asian chick with blonde hair who's always like, Like, they don't even act. 1.00

00:22:04.000 They act like cartoons.

00:22:04.000 I guess they're acting like anime cartoons.

00:22:06.000 But the actual behavior is sort of the way a five-year-old would act.

00:22:12.000 Not an eight-year-old, not a nine-year-old.

00:22:13.000 They don't act like that.

00:22:14.000 Nine-year-olds want to be cool.

00:22:16.000 They're all like, hey, what's up?

00:22:18.000 I can Ollie.

00:22:20.000 And then you ask to see, and it's, they do Ollie, but it's maybe a centimeter.

00:22:27.000 So, yeah, her.

00:22:28.000 Bella Porch.

00:22:29.000 Bella Porch.

00:22:30.000 So they all act like her.

00:22:45.000 Since I prefer to be tormented, be in the school, then go through something awful at home.

00:22:50.000 Bella said. 0.65

00:22:51.000 Bella attempted to contact any individual who might pay attention to her son for help.

00:22:56.000 There was one time when she went to class with an enlarged, draining right hand.

00:23:00.000 Her instructor didn't try to ask how she got the introduction.

00:23:03.000 This sounds like a German who learned English from a black woman.

00:23:06.000 Like she did really well over.

00:23:11.000 Anyways, that's not what I'm talking about.

00:23:12.000 But if you look at, I don't know, if you pull up any kind of Instagram moments, and then the other worst thing, too, is you look at it and you go, this is disturbing.

00:23:21.000 And now you clicked on it.

00:23:22.000 Now they start sending you more and more.

00:23:24.000 I can't go near my Instagram TikTok shit because it's all 19-year-old girls going, ooh, boochie, woo, woo, ho, mm, hee. 1.00

00:23:36.000 You should start TikTok with that shit. 0.94

00:23:38.000 I mean, that's fucking accurate.

00:23:40.000 What?

00:23:41.000 I'm a 51-year-old little silly puppy.

00:23:47.000 This was going around.15.

00:23:52.000 Yeah, that's weird, too.

00:23:54.000 It's like I'm coming so hard, I'm cross-eyed.

00:23:56.000 It's Japanese.

00:23:57.000 But then they combine that with other little kiddie stuff.

00:24:01.000 So I'm coming.

00:24:02.000 I'm a little kid.

00:24:03.000 I'm coming.

00:24:04.000 I'm a little kid.

00:24:07.000 Oh, yeah, let's get back to Colin.

00:24:10.000 Since the day I was born, he was troubled.

00:24:14.000 He was disowned on his mother's side.

00:24:18.000 We tried in vain, but he never caused nothing but shit.

00:24:23.000 Look at him.

00:24:24.000 That's ridiculous.

00:24:25.000 White people did this to me. 0.74

00:24:27.000 You are a minstrel.

00:24:32.000 Your white friends wanted you to become this guy.

00:24:40.000 What are they keeping showing his black friend in his documentary?

00:24:45.000 There he is.

00:24:46.000 Oh, shit.

00:24:47.000 Colin already got his game face on.

00:24:54.000 Yep, by the way, I call bullshit on those cornrows.

00:24:57.000 I think you got your first cornrows like three years ago.

00:24:59.000 Oh, look at this.

00:25:00.000 There has to be the restaurant scene, right?

00:25:03.000 Where they're like, we got a Negro in here? 1.00

00:25:06.000 Fuck, you got a ton of natural tone, okay?

00:25:09.000 Johnson, he's the product I've been looking for.

00:25:12.000 Growing up with white parents, I assumed their privilege was mine. 0.71

00:25:16.000 You too good?

00:25:17.000 Fine, thanks.

00:25:19.000 What?

00:25:20.000 Bull shit.

00:25:22.000 Bull shit.

00:25:25.000 Isn't that my staple guy from Office Space?

00:25:28.000 No, that's fucking...

00:25:29.000 That's Nick Offerman.

00:25:30.000 Nick Offerman.

00:25:31.000 That's the guy.

00:25:32.000 The mustache guy.

00:25:33.000 Yeah.

00:25:35.000 I was in for a rude awakening.

00:25:37.000 Jesus.

00:25:38.000 I was in for a rude awakening.

00:25:40.000 Something like that.

00:25:45.000 You saw a sticker once?

00:25:46.000 What a rough childhood that must have been.

00:25:48.000 Imagine you were a kid and you saw a sticker.

00:25:51.000 Holy shit.

00:25:52.000 I was going to start projectile vomiting with fear.

00:25:55.000 Was it a Pee-Wee's Playhouse sticker where it grew mouth and eyes and they called you the word of the day?

00:26:00.000 The word of the day is black like the night.

00:26:11.000 This song is a bit of a nice.

00:26:13.000 the queen of rewriting history.

00:26:15.000 This is the woman who put sweater vests on the Central Park 5 and made them guys on their way to their violin lesson who were framed.

00:26:25.000 Dudes, we taxpayers have paid so many millions upon millions to those guys for raping a woman.

00:26:32.000 I'm going to say to death.

00:26:35.000 They should be charged with murder because for all intents and purposes, they murdered her.

00:26:44.000 The police were investigating it as a murder.

00:26:46.000 They saw the blood and they went, well, there's no way she's alive.

00:26:49.000 She came back from the grave.

00:26:51.000 I think they got the ages a little wrong.

00:26:54.000 It was sweet up there.

00:26:56.000 Look at the middle guy.

00:26:59.000 Hi, I was just going up by Fred's house.

00:27:04.000 What a fucking joke.

00:27:07.000 Wait, I don't get these pictures.

00:27:08.000 What's the first row?

00:27:10.000 First row, I guess, is them when they're older.

00:27:13.000 So I guess that would be the same as the bottom.

00:27:15.000 Somebody.

00:27:16.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:27:18.000 Okay.

00:27:18.000 Little kids.

00:27:19.000 Little kids.

00:27:20.000 He's in the middle.

00:27:21.000 Look, I'm just a sweet boy.

00:27:23.000 The guy from Kidd and Play.

00:27:24.000 I think the prosecutor sued Ava Duvernay for this movie. 0.97

00:27:27.000 Wow.

00:27:28.000 Because everyone was...

00:27:30.000 I'm going to say rightfully, everyone was pissed off after that movie and said, what, you coerced a bunch of little kids into confessing to a murder?

00:27:37.000 She goes, no, you watched fiction.

00:27:39.000 And then they start boycotting her, boycotting her book, threatening her life.

00:27:44.000 Ava Duvernay.

00:27:45.000 Yep.

00:27:46.000 Black privilege is what that is. 0.96

00:27:47.000 Ex-prosecutor in Central Park 5 case sues Netflix and Avrid Duvernay over when they see us.

00:27:53.000 When they see us.

00:28:02.000 You're just going to have to prove them wrong.

00:28:04.000 Why am I always the one that has to prove them wrong?

00:28:07.000 We don't want you to be the coolest guy in school.

00:28:10.000 I didn't feel uncomfortable.

00:28:13.000 I couldn't rebel because I didn't know how.

00:28:16.000 But now?

00:28:17.000 It's all I got.

00:28:19.000 Rebellion.

00:28:25.000 Is there a subtext here that they didn't draft him because he's black?

00:28:29.000 Has anyone seen the fucking NFL ever?

00:28:32.000 Unbelievable.

00:28:35.000 I don't know anything about baseball.

00:28:36.000 Maybe there was a time, like in the 40s.

00:28:39.000 Was there a time where you avoided drafting Negroes to football? 0.70

00:28:45.000 It wasn't the 90s.

00:28:46.000 I'll tell you that much.

00:28:47.000 I think the Red Sox had their first black player in like the 70s or something?

00:28:51.000 That sounds right.

00:28:52.000 That's probably why you lost so long.

00:28:54.000 These are some highlights from Kaepernick.

00:28:57.000 He just throws interceptions a lot.

00:29:01.000 Oh, there's another one.

00:29:02.000 That's what I heard.

00:29:03.000 I heard he sucks.

00:29:04.000 Dude, he more than sucks.

00:29:05.000 He's giving the ball to the other team a lot.

00:29:08.000 You're not supposed to do that.

00:29:10.000 If anybody is not familiar with the rules of football, you're supposed to pass it to your own guys.

00:29:16.000 He likes helping out the other team.

00:29:26.000 That should be an easy pass.

00:29:27.000 He's an absolute fucking loser.

00:29:29.000 You stink.

00:29:31.000 Okay, we've got to jump right to Joe Biden because I don't even like calling him Sleepy Joe anymore.

00:29:38.000 He's a monkey.

00:29:40.000 He's Coco the gorilla.

00:29:42.000 He's the smartest monkey in the world.

00:29:45.000 He's a genius monkey.

00:29:47.000 And he's learned to speak.

00:29:51.000 Biden.

00:29:55.000 Biden.

00:29:57.000 President.

00:29:58.000 He's big and though he's a little bit more than a monster.

00:30:00.000 Sleepy.

00:30:00.000 But a friendly monster too.

00:30:03.000 My pet.

00:30:04.000 Biden.

00:30:04.000 Wait, what?

00:30:05.000 That doesn't rhyme.

00:30:09.000 Let's go, Brandon.

00:30:11.000 We've got the shirts.

00:30:14.000 All right, I don't know if I should play my favorite clip first.

00:30:18.000 Yeah, let's do it.

00:30:20.000 So this one I was in bed with my wife.

00:30:24.000 She was blowing me as she does every single morning. 1.00

00:30:26.000 She needs it.

00:30:27.000 She can't get through the day without blowing me. 1.00

00:30:30.000 And if for whatever reason she doesn't manage to do it because there's like a fire, she'll track me down.

00:30:35.000 Wouldn't that be awesome?

00:30:37.000 If your wife... 1.00

00:30:38.000 It doesn't say that.

00:30:39.000 You're a liar.

00:30:40.000 If your wife was just addicted to blowing you, like she'd be grumpy all day if she couldn't. 1.00

00:30:47.000 That's what I'm talking about.

00:30:49.000 That would be pretty great.

00:30:50.000 I wonder if I could.

00:30:51.000 You know what we should try to develop?

00:30:53.000 Some sort of addictive cream.

00:30:57.000 It's just a drop.

00:30:58.000 It goes on your dick.

00:31:00.000 It's fine.

00:31:00.000 You could get addicted to it too, I guess, right?

00:31:02.000 Who cares?

00:31:04.000 You're already getting the contact.

00:31:06.000 So you have to give up.

00:31:07.000 You have to accept that you're going to be addicted to this ointment.

00:31:10.000 But it's like a crack ointment.

00:31:12.000 And you put it on your dick. 0.91

00:31:14.000 Now you're addicted to it.

00:31:15.000 You're addicted to what the dick did.

00:31:17.000 You're addicted to your own dick.

00:31:18.000 But then she needs it.

00:31:21.000 That's pretty good.

00:31:22.000 Yeah.

00:31:24.000 Well, there was a lot of studies that said jizz is good for your skin.

00:31:27.000 I remember ingesting it.

00:31:29.000 That didn't work.

00:31:31.000 I remember there was like a month period where like that was a thing.

00:31:35.000 Why don't we just, we have all this climate bullshit where they say the world's going to be underwater in three years.

00:31:40.000 There's obviously scientists who are on the take.

00:31:42.000 Let's pay scientists to do a study that says that ingesting male semen makes you smart. 1.00

00:31:51.000 They don't care about smart.

00:31:53.000 Thinner.

00:31:54.000 Thinner, and it makes your hair thicker.

00:31:57.000 They love that, right?

00:31:57.000 They want to have thick hair.

00:31:59.000 They want to have more luxurious hair.

00:32:07.000 Add some calm to your diet.

00:32:09.000 A little calm to your soul.

00:32:12.000 What's this website?

00:32:15.000 Okay, whatever.

00:32:16.000 Read Weirder.

00:32:17.000 I am to blame for some calm to your diet.

00:32:24.000 I take full responsibility for this, and I'm sorry.

00:32:27.000 I'm sorry that I added this to the media's Vernacular.

00:32:31.000 Anyway, okay, so pull him up there.

00:32:33.000 It's four or five.

00:32:34.000 So I'm going to just ruin it for you.

00:32:36.000 Spoiler alert.

00:32:37.000 He calls children folks in the playground.

00:32:43.000 There's tall folks, those are called adults.

00:32:45.000 Then there's the folks in the playground.

00:32:47.000 Those are children.

00:32:49.000 And he likes them better than people.

00:32:51.000 This is exactly the same as poor kids are just as smart as white kids. 0.96

00:33:05.000 They shit themselves?

00:33:07.000 They need their asses wiped.

00:33:09.000 They don't know anything.

00:33:11.000 They're constantly fumbling clueless through life, trying to figure out what the fuck just happened.

00:33:17.000 Okay, so that's 4-5.

00:33:18.000 But here's my favorite one.

00:33:20.000 Number 46.

00:33:23.000 Shoeshines. 0.98

00:33:27.000 We truly are really good, close friends.

00:33:30.000 Senator Chris Todd.

00:33:32.000 Chris and I have known each other for a long time.

00:33:36.000 But if you'll excuse the point of personal privilege, as we used to say in the Senate.

00:33:40.000 They love saying that.

00:33:42.000 I saw up close how he fought for human rights and human dignity in the Senate.

00:33:48.000 Do you know my measure?

00:33:50.000 Madam Ambassador, Ambassador Kennedy, you know what my measure is?

00:33:54.000 People who tell me they care about people and then disrespect a waitress or a waiter.

00:34:00.000 People who tell me they care about how, in fact, people are entitled to be treated with dignity and walk by someone at a shoeshine stand and suddenly say hello.

00:34:12.000 People who do not do just simply decent things like ordinary people.

00:34:19.000 That wasn't the point of that thing.

00:34:21.000 They want us to look up Chris Dodd Waitress Sandwich.

00:34:24.000 So before we get to the shoeshine stand, which he calls a Siouxine stand, they go up to a Siouxine stand and they suzen say hello.

00:34:32.000 He said that.

00:34:33.000 Did you hear him?

00:34:34.000 Sousine stand, suzan say hello. 1.00

00:34:38.000 You want to go back?

00:34:39.000 I'm wearing red wings right now.

00:34:43.000 And I've had the same pair for many years.

00:34:47.000 I have had them resold a few times.

00:34:49.000 The secret to resolding, by the way, is you get these little...

00:34:53.000 See my bottom right heel?

00:34:56.000 That's where the soles wear out.

00:34:58.000 It starts there.

00:34:59.000 That's the Achilles heel.

00:35:00.000 It's your heel.

00:35:01.000 And once you get this little plastic thing nailed on, these soles have lasted me two years now with virtually no wear down.

00:35:12.000 Anyway, I've been looking for a place to shine them.

00:35:14.000 There's no shoe shine stands anymore.

00:35:16.000 They're gone.

00:35:17.000 Even Grand Central, where it was part of the culture of Grand Central, the businessmen with the newspapers, those are all gone now.

00:35:26.000 They're empty.

00:35:29.000 What shoe shine stands are you talking about, Joe?

00:35:32.000 When did you last...

00:35:33.000 I saw a shoe shine stand, a Siouxine stand, I think at Chicago Airport five years ago.

00:35:39.000 Did I ever tell you that story?

00:35:44.000 I had my shoes shined.

00:35:46.000 I had plenty of time to kill for a flight.

00:35:48.000 I'm wandering around.

00:35:49.000 And I only had a $100 bill.

00:35:53.000 I've told you this, right?

00:35:54.000 So I go, can you break $100?

00:35:56.000 He goes, nah, man.

00:35:57.000 You got to go there to the next stand.

00:36:00.000 I don't know why I'm making him a fucking pimp from the 70s.

00:36:03.000 No, brother, you need to go over to the reception now of Bill Cosby.

00:36:09.000 And so I go to the little fucking, you know, stationary, whatever thingamajig, the store next door, the novelty gift shop, touristy place.

00:36:17.000 And I go, can you break 100?

00:36:19.000 And they go, you have to buy something.

00:36:20.000 Okay.

00:36:21.000 What's your cheapest thing?

00:36:23.000 And they go, a banana.

00:36:25.000 So fine, I get a banana.

00:36:26.000 It's like a dollar.

00:36:27.000 So now I have $99.

00:36:28.000 I go back to the guy and I have a banana in my hand.

00:36:31.000 And I go, here you go.

00:36:33.000 And he goes, thanks.

00:36:34.000 And I give him a bit of a tip.

00:36:36.000 And then I go, do you want this?

00:36:38.000 And he's like, what?

00:36:39.000 No.

00:36:40.000 And I realized I tried to pay a black man one banana for shining my shoes. 0.95

00:36:47.000 That's pretty bad.

00:36:48.000 Is that going to come up at the gates?

00:36:50.000 St. Peter?

00:36:52.000 I think they'd understand.

00:36:53.000 I'd be like, I didn't have change.

00:36:55.000 Like, we designed them to like bananas.

00:36:57.000 This is actually in my favor, sir, because it didn't occur to me because I'm not colorblind.

00:37:02.000 I didn't see it.

00:37:05.000 Shoeshine stand.

00:37:07.000 What an absolute fucking retard. 1.00

00:37:10.000 He lives on a different planet.

00:37:12.000 Folks in the playground, I think he lives...

00:37:15.000 I think his brain is rotting, but I think he lives in...

00:37:20.000 I might go up to the 70s if I'm feeling really generous.

00:37:23.000 Probably more like the rascals era.

00:37:30.000 Yeah, so.

00:37:32.000 What's up?

00:37:33.000 Looking up Chris Dodd.

00:37:34.000 Oh, yeah, I forgot about that.

00:37:36.000 He ordered a waitress sandwich.

00:37:41.000 Okay, I don't get it.

00:37:43.000 When the meal's coming to an end, two women accompanying the senators repaired to the ladies' room. 0.89

00:37:46.000 A waitress, Carla Gavaginglo, was summoned to the private dining room by the two members of the world's most deliberative body.

00:37:53.000 In Lightning Strike, Kennedy allegedly picked up Gavaligo and threw her on the table, knocking plates and other items to the floor. 0.99

00:37:59.000 He reportedly lifted her up again and put her on top of Todd, who was seated in a chair.

00:38:02.000 Kennedy then engaged in an attack that continued until another employee entered the room and joined Gavalingo and screaming causes others to leave the room.

00:38:14.000 They did a waitress sandwich.

00:38:17.000 Huh.

00:38:18.000 So here's what happened to Joe's monkey brain.

00:38:21.000 He's thinking of Chris Dodd and his brain goes, I think there was a waitress thing with her.

00:38:27.000 Instead of him going, yeah, what was that?

00:38:30.000 His brain is just like a little train set.

00:38:32.000 It's just like, waitress, click it on this thought.

00:38:34.000 Choo-woo.

00:38:36.000 And he goes, Chris Dodd's a great guy.

00:38:38.000 Waitress.

00:38:38.000 He's the kind of guy that would be nice to a waitress.

00:38:44.000 Hey, usually the waitress gives you a sandwich.

00:38:46.000 He gave them a sandwich.

00:38:47.000 It's like one time back in Vice days when we were still in Montreal.

00:38:52.000 Shane Smith was on the phone selling.

00:38:54.000 He's like, oh, it's going to be hot.

00:38:56.000 They're going to be there.

00:38:57.000 There's going to be all kinds of people there.

00:38:58.000 It's going to be really exciting.

00:38:59.000 It's going to be the hottest show of The year we're going to be there.

00:39:01.000 A lot of the sponsors are nagging us.

00:39:03.000 They're saying, We got to get into this issue.

00:39:04.000 And he was just motor mouth like a wood chipper.

00:39:07.000 And then I was talking to Saroosh about something else, like Bobo, maybe from Stern.

00:39:12.000 And I was like, Yeah, well, fucking Bobo was there.

00:39:15.000 And he, Shane overhears me, and the word gets caught into the wood chipper.

00:39:18.000 He's like, And there's going to be DJs there.

00:39:20.000 DJ Bobo's going to be there.

00:39:21.000 He's going to be going nuts.

00:39:22.000 He's from Europe.

00:39:23.000 He's from Germany.

00:39:25.000 This is exactly what happened with Joe Biden.

00:39:28.000 Waitress Chris Dodd, he stuck them together the way that bully in Toy Story makes bizarre, sick, twisted, the way Sid makes twisted toys.

00:39:38.000 He makes twisted sentences and twisted thoughts.

00:39:41.000 Did you see him in the iPhone store?

00:39:43.000 Oh, yeah, this is a good one.

00:39:45.000 That's the guy with the Trump tattoo, right?

00:39:47.000 Yeah, we interviewed him.

00:39:48.000 Yeah.

00:39:49.000 Jason Scoop.

00:39:51.000 Scoop President of the United States.

00:39:54.000 The Apple store.

00:39:57.000 I got hairy legs.

00:39:59.000 Here look at the phone from particularly African Americans. 1.00

00:40:04.000 LQT TBT.

00:40:07.000 And that's okay.

00:40:08.000 If you don't vote for me, you ain't black. 0.95

00:40:10.000 Come on, man.

00:40:12.000 Pretty good.

00:40:12.000 Just ignores.

00:40:15.000 So we have a Secretary of Transportation, and we also have a supply problem.

00:40:24.000 Not just the containers getting here, but the trucks to move around the products once they get here.

00:40:29.000 Cupboards are bare.

00:40:30.000 Check my getter.

00:40:31.000 The shelves are empty.

00:40:34.000 And that's a sign of a failing economy.

00:40:37.000 In fact, we use that regularly to mock Venezuela.

00:40:42.000 And it looks like we are the ones who should be mocked now because our shelves are bare.

00:40:47.000 And the entire country is getting fucked in the ass for the past two months.

00:40:52.000 Where has the Transportation Secretary been?

00:40:57.000 He's been getting fucked in the ass.

00:40:59.000 Can you believe the irony?

00:41:01.000 He took off two months of paternal leave, which is gay. 1.00

00:41:07.000 Like, it's good to have a week.

00:41:09.000 I think you should take the week off.

00:41:11.000 I don't know what we'll do about the live show.

00:41:12.000 You can come in for the live show.

00:41:14.000 Yeah.

00:41:14.000 And then we'll bank Monday, Tuesday.

00:41:16.000 You don't need me.

00:41:17.000 We don't need you for Wednesday.

00:41:18.000 Thursday, you can come in and then Friday we'll be banked too.

00:41:20.000 So you take a week off.

00:41:21.000 That's nice.

00:41:23.000 But then after that, it does sleep a lot.

00:41:27.000 So you're just kind of sitting around a lot.

00:41:31.000 And she's breastfeeding, right? 0.93

00:41:34.000 Yeah.

00:41:34.000 Oh, yeah.

00:41:35.000 Oh, yeah.

00:41:36.000 Oh, yeah.

00:41:36.000 So there's not much you can do.

00:41:38.000 Right.

00:41:38.000 You can change some diapers.

00:41:39.000 Big deal.

00:41:42.000 So two months.

00:41:44.000 And by the way, Pete, you didn't give birth.

00:41:46.000 Remember Pete and his husband posed in hospital beds?

00:41:51.000 Like his husband's holding the baby and they're both in the hospital bed.

00:41:55.000 You guys, all you did was write some checks, fill out some paperwork.

00:42:01.000 How is this loser still in our minds in the political discussion?

00:42:06.000 That's the picture.

00:42:09.000 Did it come out of your urethra?

00:42:11.000 Why are you sitting there?

00:42:13.000 Oh my God.

00:42:14.000 He's the mayor of a butt-fucked town in Indiana that he, and he did a bad job of that.

00:42:20.000 And then he was a presidential candidate just because he's gay.

00:42:23.000 You know why he exists?

00:42:24.000 I'll tell you why he exists.

00:42:26.000 He's bait because they were hoping Trump would make a gay joke because they think Trump's retarded. 0.95

00:42:32.000 Now, I will make lots of gay jokes because I am retarded.

00:42:36.000 But Trump didn't fall for it and he nailed him so beautifully.

00:42:38.000 He said, you look like Alfred E. Newman.

00:42:43.000 Who's straight?

00:42:45.000 Who is straight? 0.96

00:42:46.000 There's nothing risky about saying that.

00:42:48.000 No, he's just creepy and inept.

00:42:51.000 Perfect.

00:42:52.000 Get it away from gayness. 1.00

00:42:54.000 But anyway, so Pete Buttigag has finally pulled the dick out of his ass and come back to work to notice that either it has nothing to do with him and the economy's fucked either way, or the transportation secretary really does have some power.

00:43:16.000 And he can fuck up the country.

00:43:17.000 I always tend to the former and assume that they're not good at this and they don't really have any power.

00:43:24.000 And the best thing they can do is not show up for work.

00:43:26.000 But who knows?

00:43:27.000 Maybe the problem could be fixed if he was really competent.

00:43:31.000 I don't know.

00:43:32.000 Go back to that Heinz ketchup thing.

00:43:34.000 So here's a new take.

00:43:35.000 The reason that we're having a supply problem is because Heinz is too greedy.

00:43:40.000 Inflation occurs when employers raise prices.

00:43:42.000 Profit drives their decisions.

00:43:44.000 But they dare not publicly admit that reason.

00:43:47.000 Instead, they blame government or rising wages or quote-unquote shortages.

00:43:53.000 Anything, anyone but themselves.

00:43:54.000 Don't be fooled.

00:43:57.000 Big food corporations should stop using monopolistic production and distribution structures that inflate prices and end up withholding bread from the hungry.

00:44:06.000 Look, as a Catholic, I took a vow to never mock the Pope, but he's sure making it hard.

00:44:14.000 It's a temptation.

00:44:15.000 It's a temptation of Christ.

00:44:18.000 Jesus Christ, is it ever hard to not mock that fucking moron?

00:44:23.000 Fuck it.

00:44:24.000 Sorry.

00:44:25.000 I'm breaking my vows.

00:44:26.000 Fuck the Pope.

00:44:27.000 He's an imbecile.

00:44:28.000 He's ruining this country.

00:44:30.000 He's shattering Catholicism. 0.84

00:44:32.000 Latin Mass? 0.74

00:44:33.000 We can't do Latin Mass anymore?

00:44:35.000 What's the problem?

00:44:36.000 Catholicism is getting too popular with young people?

00:44:39.000 Fuck this guy.

00:44:40.000 There, I said it.

00:44:43.000 I put up a good fight.

00:44:45.000 I can't do it anymore.

00:44:46.000 And then this is my favorite one.

00:44:48.000 Who the fuck is this guy?

00:44:50.000 It's funny how ignorant Americans never ask folks.

00:44:53.000 You know, folks is a red flag.

00:44:56.000 Folks in the playground from the Soviet Union, what they thought about breadlines.

00:45:00.000 In my experience, there's a lot of nostalgia for the sense of community they fostered.

00:45:05.000 Bull shit.

00:45:08.000 I'll pay you $1,000 for any ex-communist country living person.

00:45:16.000 Czechoslovakia.

00:45:17.000 Get me Czechoslovakians when Stalin was there. 0.95

00:45:22.000 And let me hear how awesome it was to line up to eat bread.

00:45:26.000 The bread shortages themselves were no big deal.

00:45:31.000 Remember Bernie Sanders?

00:45:32.000 Well, at least they could eat.

00:45:34.000 You know?

00:45:35.000 Fuck.

00:45:36.000 At least Holocaust victims could shower. 1.00

00:45:40.000 Like, I'm toned down.

00:45:42.000 I was thinking today, you know, they keep talking about the Great Reset.

00:45:47.000 The Great Reset.

00:45:49.000 And it makes you think of the Great Leap Forward, does it not?

00:45:52.000 The Great Leap Forward was the thing where Mao killed 80 million people.

00:45:58.000 Hitler killed 6 million.

00:46:02.000 Stalin killed 80 million.

00:46:06.000 Stalin only killed about 30 or 40 million.

00:46:10.000 So Hitler is an underachiever as far as global genocide goes. 0.54

00:46:14.000 Mao is the king.

00:46:16.000 But shouldn't we be looking back in horror?

00:46:19.000 Like, what's a Nazi term, the Third Reich, the final solution?

00:46:23.000 What if they called this the Great Solution, the final reset?

00:46:28.000 People would instantly go, can you not use Hitler metaphors?

00:46:31.000 But the Great Reset and the Great Leap Forward, they sound the same.

00:46:39.000 Billy Bragg loves it.

00:46:41.000 Look at him cheering.

00:46:42.000 This is literally communist propaganda.

00:46:56.000 Bizarre.

00:46:57.000 Bizarre.

00:46:58.000 Sick and twisted.

00:47:01.000 Anyway, so go to 4.8.

00:47:04.000 Oh, wait, no, that's him?

00:47:06.000 Okay, I guess I don't have it.

00:47:08.000 Was it 4-7, the catch-up thing you just showed?

00:47:11.000 Okay, so wait, before you show that, I heard Pete Buttigig say, I couldn't find the link, but he said, these shortages are good.

00:47:21.000 Guess why?

00:47:24.000 Well, it shows that the economy's back on track because Biden kicked COVID in the butt.

00:47:30.000 And now we're all out buying stuff and having fun.

00:47:33.000 So the shelves are empty because we're all the economy's back going.

00:47:37.000 People weren't buying stuff before.

00:47:39.000 So the fact that it's all backed up is great news.

00:47:42.000 The fact that when I went to buy a toothbrush and the whole toothbrush section was gone, that was because everyone was in there that day buying toothbrushes.

00:47:50.000 It's just a lie.

00:47:51.000 That's what they do now.

00:47:52.000 They just lie.

00:47:55.000 Fuck, did I wear this jacket recently?

00:47:58.000 I got to get back to Nita Fashion.

00:47:59.000 I think so, yeah, because you were talking about the built-in.

00:48:01.000 Yeah, I'm repeating outfits.

00:48:05.000 That's not good.

00:48:07.000 Okay, so this is also really going around.

00:48:09.000 Now, someone messed with...

00:48:10.000 Oh, is that it?

00:48:11.000 Yeah, there we go.

00:48:15.000 Let me be clear.

00:48:16.000 There is more throughput than there has ever been.

00:48:19.000 In other words, we are processing right now as a country record levels of containers and other goods coming into our ports already.

00:48:27.000 The issue is that there's even more demand than the supply chain can support.

00:48:32.000 Remember, we are relying on supply chains that were built generations ago.

00:48:36.000 It's one of the reasons why this entire year we have been talking about and working on infrastructure and are eager to see Congress act to get this infrastructure deal through.

00:48:46.000 You know, it includes $17 billion for our ports, which is a level of support, federal support for ports that we've never seen before.

00:48:53.000 Of course, that's a long-term concern.

00:48:55.000 There are short-term steps that we can take too, like expanding the hours at our biggest ports and working with terminal operators, with truckers to get that flow of goods.

00:49:05.000 Think about it.

00:49:05.000 When you see these pictures of those ships waiting at anchor, waiting outside of the ports, that means the ships are already there.

00:49:12.000 So it's everything after that that we have to...

00:49:16.000 But they're not even at the port.

00:49:17.000 They're floating around waiting to get to the port.

00:49:20.000 It's the containers being backed up.

00:49:22.000 And that goes through our supply chain, through the rails, through the trucks, again, all the way to the store shelf.

00:49:27.000 Yeah, that's the issue.

00:49:29.000 I would love to see what stat he's manipulating there.

00:49:33.000 Like, we're featuring unprecedented production here.

00:49:38.000 We've never had this many containers come to the ports.

00:49:41.000 Maybe he's like, they've never been this backed up, so there's never been like 5,000 containers trying to get in at once.

00:49:48.000 That's what's new.

00:49:50.000 And that's because they've been so backed up.

00:49:52.000 But to just sit there and say, this is because our supply chains are generations old.

00:49:57.000 Really?

00:49:57.000 So we just happened to be here the day the base of our boiler rusted out and leaked all over the basement.

00:50:05.000 Just, maybe that's why he's in our face because he's such a good liar.

00:50:09.000 It reminds me of my buddy Seth who said, gays are duplicitous.

00:50:15.000 Remember this story?

00:50:18.000 I laughed at him.

00:50:18.000 I go, what are you saying?

00:50:19.000 Gays lie more? 1.00

00:50:20.000 And he goes, sit down.

00:50:22.000 Oh, yeah.

00:50:23.000 And then he goes, you take a gay baby. 0.88

00:50:25.000 And he hands me an invisible gay baby where I died. 0.80

00:50:29.000 That was just, I went screaming off the chair.

00:50:32.000 And he was dead serious.

00:50:34.000 He's made me laugh twice with babies.

00:50:37.000 Because another time I suggested, I'm not sure I would think this was as funny now that I have kids, but back when I was in my late 20s, he worked with Terry Richardson, the photographer.

00:50:47.000 And I said, what about for a photo shoot, we do newborns in lingerie?

00:50:52.000 So like one week old, fishnets, high-heeled shoes, tons of makeup, and like a wig with like a corset. 0.99

00:51:00.000 We'll have to have it all made.

00:51:02.000 And I go, it's funny because it's not sexualizing children.

00:51:05.000 Like it would be disturbing if it was a young girl.

00:51:07.000 But this is a newborn.

00:51:08.000 No one fucks babies. 1.00

00:51:09.000 And he fucking lost it on me.

00:51:11.000 And he goes, people fuck babies, Davin.

00:51:15.000 That was too much of indecence.

00:51:19.000 Okay, I guess.

00:51:21.000 Anyway, his rationale as I held his invisible gay baby like it was Pete Buttigag's own was that they constantly have to lie about who they are, their whole adolescence. 0.99

00:51:32.000 So their formative years are spent shape-shifting.

00:51:36.000 And no, that wasn't me.

00:51:37.000 And no, I wasn't with that boy.

00:51:38.000 And no, I'm not desiring men.

00:51:40.000 And no, I don't want to kiss that guy.

00:51:42.000 And eventually, they get really good at lying.

00:51:45.000 And maybe Pete is where he is because he's a great liar.

00:51:50.000 I mean, did he have you going for a second there with those supply chains?

00:51:53.000 This guy clears it up pretty good.

00:51:55.000 This is on Grindface.

00:51:56.000 It's a two-minute video, but...

00:51:59.000 He knows stuff about trucks.

00:52:00.000 Navy Way goes like two miles, right?

00:52:03.000 On a Monday, which is the busiest day of the week, this street should be lined with trucks.

00:52:09.000 Outside truckers, these guys should be lined for all the way down that street.

00:52:14.000 But as you can see, there's no outside truckers.

00:52:18.000 And these guys here, these guys have, these are either empty containers that they're going to drop off in the yard and pick up a full container for the company that they work for.

00:52:28.000 Then that empty container gets put on the ship.

00:52:30.000 The ship gets sent to China or wherever it's going.

00:52:33.000 It gets loaded with crap.

00:52:34.000 It gets sent back and the cycle continues.

00:52:37.000 So these guys are bringing in empty containers for companies that still exist.

00:52:41.000 And they take out an empty container.

00:52:43.000 They're not bringing up a space for a ship to come over here so that we can add more containers to the yard.

00:52:49.000 You get what I'm saying?

00:52:50.000 Now, other guys that don't have containers and they're picking up loads, again, for companies that still exist.

00:52:57.000 70% of companies aren't around anymore.

00:53:00.000 Businesses, small businesses, big businesses, they went bankrupt when the fucking lockdowns happened.

00:53:05.000 And when the lockdowns happened, these businesses bought inventory for 2020.

00:53:10.000 They lost their businesses.

00:53:11.000 Their containers are still in the yard.

00:53:14.000 3.5 million truck driving jobs are open in the United States.

00:53:18.000 Again, it's Monday morning.

00:53:19.000 This street should be lined with nighttime truckers.

00:53:23.000 Somebody said in the comments, well, dude, it's Columbus Day.

00:53:26.000 I'm like, that's not how that works, you fucking idiot.

00:53:29.000 You add of your money.

00:53:30.000 You're a trucker.

00:53:31.000 I work through rain, sleet, hail, but not MCAT.

00:53:35.000 Christmas Day, but I got my double C's.

00:53:39.000 My God.

00:53:40.000 Christopher Columbus, that's my one day off.

00:53:44.000 Speaking of truckers, you want to poop your pants?

00:53:46.000 Yes.

00:53:52.000 Where is this now?

00:53:54.000 Don't worry.

00:53:55.000 It's coming up.

00:53:58.000 It's in the final videos.

00:54:01.000 Isn't it?

00:54:02.000 Hacking the...

00:54:03.000 Run over twice?

00:54:05.000 No?

00:54:06.000 Fuck your fruit stand? 0.96

00:54:07.000 Why?

00:54:08.000 Oh.

00:54:10.000 More brainwashing.

00:54:11.000 What the fuck?

00:54:14.000 Moving bus?

00:54:15.000 A little kid getting meeting his dad.

00:54:18.000 Chicken man, CGI.

00:54:21.000 Tear jerk when daddy's home.

00:54:23.000 It's the one, two, three, four, fifth last.

00:54:28.000 Hold on to your tear ducks, boys.

00:54:32.000 This one is pretty rough.

00:54:35.000 Especially when he takes his hat off.

00:54:45.000 I get a little emotional when your dog recognizes me.

00:54:49.000 From when we watched them that week.

00:54:52.000 That scene right there, right before the cut, where you put their head here, you can smell them, and you feel their little nose on your neck.

00:55:02.000 Oh, my God, it's the greatest.

00:55:04.000 And I love how the hat was getting in his or her way.

00:55:08.000 Z's way. 0.78

00:55:10.000 They's way.

00:55:11.000 Look at that.

00:55:12.000 Oh, man, it's the best.

00:55:13.000 That was pretty cool.

00:55:15.000 With my kids, I would carry them till my back was falling off.

00:55:20.000 I've heard people like walking four miles, and I'm like, doesn't that suck?

00:55:23.000 They're like, yeah, you don't even think.

00:55:24.000 You are going to have to wear a baby Bjorn.

00:55:26.000 I swore, Belina, you never catch me wearing a baby backpack.

00:55:30.000 Fuck that, man.

00:55:31.000 I'll just carry it.

00:55:32.000 You know, you want your arms.

00:55:35.000 Yeah.

00:55:36.000 One time I wore my daughter facing forward and it was in the winter and I had my park on and I zipped it right below her face so she could see.

00:55:43.000 And all these beautiful women were smiling at me and I forgot that she was there and I was like, maybe I got it still.

00:55:50.000 No.

00:55:51.000 I was talking to a fire guy, fire guy, a fireman at the gym today.

00:55:56.000 And he was telling me about this captain who's 70 years old who was walking down the street and some couple young girls were smiling at him and he used to be a real lady killer back in the 60s and he's like, still got it, man.

00:56:08.000 Still got it.

00:56:09.000 And then as he's walking by some reflective glass, he sees himself and goes, whoa!

00:56:18.000 I can't wait to wear my baby carrier thing.

00:56:21.000 My wife got me this tactical one that looks all badass.

00:56:26.000 That's before we knew we're going to have a battle.

00:56:27.000 But it'll still be pretty cool.

00:56:29.000 One of these.

00:56:30.000 He feels like badass.

00:56:31.000 Yeah, I'm a badass dad.

00:56:33.000 I carry a baby carrier.

00:56:34.000 This isn't a baby backpack.

00:56:40.000 Okay, let's finish Trump.

00:56:43.000 Now they...

00:56:44.000 Trump?

00:56:45.000 Sorry, Biden.

00:56:46.000 This is 4.8.

00:56:47.000 So someone messed with his face.

00:56:48.000 You didn't have to mess with his face, guys.

00:56:50.000 This was funny enough before your CGI.

00:56:55.000 We have fewer democracies in the world today than we did 15 years ago.

00:57:00.000 Fewer.

00:57:02.000 Not more.

00:57:03.000 Fewer.

00:57:06.000 We have fewer democracies in the world today than we did 15 years ago.

00:57:11.000 Fewer.

00:57:12.000 That's our own Josh Legash.

00:57:13.000 Not more, fewer.

00:57:16.000 Okay.

00:57:18.000 What's your point?

00:57:18.000 The world sucks.

00:57:20.000 Should I be going to make sure there's more democracies in Africa?

00:57:23.000 Is the Congo my problem?

00:57:25.000 Have I got to comb through the Middle East trying to fix their stupid messes? 1.00

00:57:30.000 No, thank you.

00:57:31.000 I don't give a fuck.

00:57:32.000 Yeah, but they'll come here and get us like another 9-11.

00:57:35.000 Okay, well, we'll deal with that.

00:57:39.000 I hate the idea of going having to police the world.

00:57:41.000 We have enough on our plate.

00:57:46.000 Okay, geez, a lot of stuff.

00:57:49.000 Lot of stuff.

00:57:52.000 Speaking of the hypocrisy of the left, some climate insurrectionists stormed the Capitol.

00:57:59.000 I assume they'll be getting rounded up and thrown in the shoe.

00:58:02.000 This is 17.

00:58:08.000 No, 1.6.

00:58:11.000 I guess they'll have their lives ruined, will they?

00:58:15.000 Will this be it for them?

00:58:33.000 Just to water.

00:58:34.000 This is their big thing to water.

00:58:47.000 Look at the way he pulls his hair.

00:58:49.000 His face is so funny.

00:58:52.000 Oh my god, my beans undeniable.

00:59:01.000 I feel like when he said too water.

00:59:03.000 Okay, okay, too intense, too intense.

00:59:06.000 Some guy farted in there.

00:59:14.000 One time I farted in a crowd in Scotland, I think it was a Stiff Little Fingers concert, and we were getting in and we were all sort of shoving in, like that kind of a vibe.

00:59:23.000 And I think I farted but didn't feel it, and it was a brutal fart.

00:59:26.000 And this younger guy looks up at me.

00:59:27.000 He's probably like 17.

00:59:28.000 He goes, did you shit?

00:59:35.000 He was upset.

00:59:37.000 Guys, here is a video of Joe Biden taking the shit in his pants.

00:59:43.000 And I don't like to make fun of him because he's like, he's old.

00:59:46.000 Okay.

00:59:47.000 It's not funny anymore.

00:59:48.000 It's like sad.

00:59:50.000 Check this out.

00:59:51.000 And then it's Joe Biden shitting himself.

00:59:55.000 Here's a disturbing thing.

00:59:56.000 I think we talked about this last week, but I didn't have the visual ready.

01:00:00.000 Bill Gates buying up all of these places.

01:00:04.000 Big land.

01:00:05.000 There's something fishy going on.

01:00:07.000 Land owned by Bill Gates.

01:00:10.000 Thousands of acres in all of these states.

01:00:14.000 And then I looked at a map of swing states, and it looked the same.

01:00:19.000 So he's buying up thousands of acres in swing states.

01:00:25.000 Also, I've heard a lot of farming things, like they're buying farms from people and then stopping the production of it.

01:00:33.000 Something like that I heard recently, maybe on Timpool or something.

01:00:36.000 Huh.

01:00:38.000 Show a map of swing states, purple states, dangerous states, deciding states, pivotal moments in election states.

01:00:54.000 So we got lots of California, lots of West Coast.

01:01:00.000 Isn't Florida, is Florida reliably red?

01:01:03.000 Let me see Florida.

01:01:06.000 No, no, in the swing states.

01:01:08.000 That's kind of a light pink.

01:01:10.000 You get all those fucking New York Jews who go down for the winter. 1.00

01:01:14.000 Back in the New York Jews. 1.00

01:01:17.000 Jam, Jam.

01:01:18.000 Here's some ancient news.

01:01:19.000 I mean, I should almost not cover it, but I didn't get to it last week.

01:01:23.000 RGB, Ruth Bader Ginsburg, RBG, red, blue, green.

01:01:29.000 There we go.

01:01:31.000 Little blendy. 1.00

01:01:33.000 Something weird's going on, boys.

01:01:34.000 The great reset could become the great leap forward.

01:01:37.000 Let's hope we don't lose 80 million of us.

01:01:43.000 So you know about this, right?

01:01:44.000 Katie Couric was interviewing RBG, and RBG said the kneeling thing that Colin Kaepernick or Lil Dickie, depending what you want, was tacky.

01:01:56.000 So she cut out the interview.

01:02:01.000 And it's particularly annoying because one thing I liked about RBG was that she was relatively open-minded, and she wasn't a monolith.

01:02:11.000 She wasn't totally one-sided.

01:02:13.000 And she didn't represent the left perfectly in every detail.

01:02:17.000 She was friends with Scalia.

01:02:18.000 They got along great.

01:02:20.000 I hated that she said women don't belong at home and you're a sellout if you cook and clean. 1.00

01:02:26.000 Because judging by the woman I used to fuck when I was single, wow, did that message ever take? 0.75

01:02:32.000 I've been talking about this all weekend.

01:02:33.000 Remember when you go and bone chicks and there'd be like just a mountain of fucking dirty clothes in their shitty apartment, sink piled up, nothing in the fridge, sheets kind of dirty, one shitty pillow, mattress on the floor, 1.00

01:02:50.000 plastic furniture like little drawers in it, you know what I mean?

01:02:54.000 The TVs on top of that, weird, gross plastic garbage furniture.

01:02:58.000 Maybe a round table and one chair.

01:03:02.000 Gross.

01:03:03.000 Guys had nicer apartments.

01:03:06.000 Well, that looks like the fag zone. 0.99

01:03:09.000 Well, not the modern day fag zone. 0.99

01:03:11.000 Married fag zone? 1.00

01:03:12.000 How is the married fag zone? 1.00

01:03:13.000 I haven't seen your place yet.

01:03:14.000 It's gorgeous, man.

01:03:17.000 What does she do about your mess? 1.00

01:03:18.000 I don't have a mess.

01:03:19.000 I have a little zone that's all me where it has my guitar equipment and stuff like that.

01:03:24.000 But we have a strict rule on folding your clothes.

01:03:27.000 And even if, like, if I wear this once, I put it in a little area in a basket that I could wear it again.

01:03:32.000 It's still not really dirty.

01:03:35.000 You want to just put it back where it came from?

01:03:38.000 Because I want to wear it again and then throw it in the dirty.

01:03:41.000 And then also if we're stopping and then throw it in the dirty.

01:03:45.000 But then if we have to do laundry and we don't have enough, then you can just throw it in there.

01:03:49.000 But could we do a lot of laundry?

01:03:51.000 Do a lot of laundry.

01:03:52.000 We have a nice little thing about it.

01:03:53.000 I always clean the dishes.

01:03:55.000 I like.

01:03:55.000 Yeah, your kitchen was always clean, but your bedroom was four foot high with clothes.

01:04:01.000 No more.

01:04:02.000 There is no more of that.

01:04:04.000 We're good with it.

01:04:05.000 And they threw away a lot of clothes, too.

01:04:07.000 We gave some away to the...

01:04:09.000 And we have another bag that we have to donate.

01:04:11.000 No, don't donate clothes.

01:04:12.000 No one needs them.

01:04:14.000 The world is full of clothes.

01:04:16.000 Stop donating clothes.

01:04:18.000 It's stupid.

01:04:19.000 Even during Hurricane Sandy, everyone was sending all these clothes down.

01:04:24.000 And the black kids would just go through it all looking for sneakers and throw it all in the garbage. 1.00

01:04:31.000 So by cutting out that shit with RBG saying, I'm not into kneeling, she's killing the nuance of the woman. 1.00

01:04:40.000 This is what we hate about communism.

01:04:42.000 It's gray.

01:04:43.000 It removes color.

01:04:45.000 RBG showed some color.

01:04:47.000 She showed some nuance.

01:04:49.000 She showed some depth.

01:04:50.000 And Katie Couric went, no, we're cutting that out. 0.51

01:04:54.000 And then it reminded me of 1.9, She changed woman to people. 0.95

01:05:03.000 So she said a woman should have the right to choose, blah, blah, blah. 1.00

01:05:06.000 They've since rewritten her statement and changed women to people, erasing RBG's use of the word woman, the decision whether or not to bear a child is central to a person's life, to their well-being and dignity. 0.71

01:05:18.000 When the government controls that decision for people, they are being treated as less than a fully adult human responsible for their own choices.

01:05:28.000 Isn't that fucked up?

01:05:30.000 With Justice Death, we lost a champion for abortion mobile and on the anniversary of her death.

01:05:35.000 The fight to protect abortion access more urgent than ever.

01:05:38.000 Like, that's not how it works, folks.

01:05:41.000 This is Stalinism.

01:05:42.000 This is communism.

01:05:44.000 We've got all the features.

01:05:45.000 Anyway, I got an interesting letter from a baby monster about this, and I have to stick it here.

01:05:52.000 This would be 1.8, I guess.

01:05:54.000 No, no, we already showed it.

01:05:56.000 He goes, one, it's not the journalist's job to make people look good.

01:06:00.000 It's to tell the story as well and completely as possible.

01:06:02.000 This is not some rock star or movie actor, and Kuric is supposedly not a PR bimbo. 0.98

01:06:08.000 Two, if you think the judge is prejudiced or not conscious of racial justice or senile, that is also an important story.

01:06:16.000 Yeah, good point.

01:06:17.000 Three, the journalist's job in a republic is not to protect or attack anyone.

01:06:22.000 It is to provide the public with all the information they need to form opinions and make their own decisions.

01:06:29.000 Yeah.

01:06:29.000 Like when I said that Chelsea Handler stole Joy Coy from his ex-wife, the numbers didn't add up.

01:06:38.000 So I had to drop that.

01:06:40.000 It's sort of like Michael Moore.

01:06:42.000 I think this ruined his career, where he went to look at the environment and he discovered that it's really just overpopulation and all this other solar shit.

01:06:51.000 Solar doesn't work.

01:06:52.000 Wind doesn't pay for itself.

01:06:53.000 It's all a lie.

01:06:54.000 Electric uses burning coal.

01:06:57.000 And so instead of him going, huh, I guess us environmentalists are wrong.

01:07:01.000 He went, huh, I guess we have to all stop breeding and never have any babies.

01:07:07.000 Or we could get with Jonathan Swift and have the poor eat their young. 0.66

01:07:13.000 All right, last moment on this liberal thing.

01:07:21.000 The editor at the Huffington Post put this out, 1.9.

01:07:26.000 Being a Nazi to own the libs works every time. 0.60

01:07:32.000 Now, I don't expect you, Ryan, your tiny brain, to grasp the profundity of this error.

01:07:37.000 Yes.

01:07:38.000 But it really is bizarre because that is Joey Salads.

01:07:44.000 And we remember what he did there, right?

01:07:45.000 He wore a swastika and a MAGA hat to a Trump rally.

01:07:49.000 And he tried to make friends, which is what the left says.

01:07:53.000 They say, you're all Nazis.

01:07:55.000 They constantly depict Trump as Hitler.

01:07:58.000 They constantly talk about the Nazis did this.

01:08:01.000 This is just like the Nazis, blah, blah, blah. 0.82

01:08:06.000 So Joey Saltz went to test it.

01:08:09.000 Judging by the way you liberals talk, that he should be embraced.

01:08:12.000 But of course, he was told to fuck off.

01:08:14.000 He was ignored.

01:08:15.000 Eventually they got rid of him.

01:08:16.000 They kicked him out of the rally.

01:08:18.000 So it was a good point.

01:08:19.000 It was good art.

01:08:20.000 It was good satire.

01:08:21.000 It showed that the left is wrong about the Nazi thing.

01:08:24.000 But there is Andy saying it was wrong.

01:08:27.000 Being a Nazi to own the libs is evil.

01:08:30.000 How?

01:08:31.000 It's the most overused analogy in modern culture, and Joey just blew the lid off it.

01:08:36.000 So then we go down, and retarded leftists attacked this group, Hollywood Resistance, because they have a swastika for their logo. 0.96

01:08:50.000 Yeah, they do.

01:08:52.000 They're saying the vaccine is like the Nazis.

01:08:56.000 They're anti-needle and the needle's on a swastika, meaning swastika bad.

01:09:02.000 Nazi, no, no, me no likey.

01:09:06.000 So they totally nag and attack this group. 1.00

01:09:09.000 And what's his name?

01:09:11.000 Dershaw Walker.

01:09:13.000 What is this?

01:09:14.000 Dersha Walker defends the use of a swastika.

01:09:18.000 Well, yeah, in a negative light, of course.

01:09:21.000 What the fuck's the matter with that?

01:09:23.000 But then what's the bottom right picture?

01:09:24.000 Click on that.

01:09:28.000 So everyone shits their pants.

01:09:30.000 Herschel Walker cancels fundraiser with supporter ed swastika and her Twitter profile.

01:09:36.000 See, this is what I was going to try to get to.

01:09:38.000 We need to out-Karen the Karens. 1.00

01:09:41.000 See, they Karened this guy and he shit his pants.

01:09:45.000 We need to get on with Walker and say, Walker, if you pussy out because these people had a negative portrayal of a swastika, which is good, right? 0.94

01:09:55.000 When you say swastika bad, you're being a good guy. 1.00

01:09:59.000 We're going to fucking blow you up and ridicule you and make it really rough for you.

01:10:03.000 We need to out Karen the Karens. 1.00

01:10:07.000 Anyway, more on that tomorrow.

01:10:10.000 I think we should get to the mailbag.

01:10:12.000 And we will.

01:10:17.000 Supply.

01:10:30.000 By the way, I sent you an email, I think, just now of the riots, not riots, the rally in New York City.

01:10:41.000 Gotcha.

01:10:42.000 New York City, Berkeley, Portland.

01:10:46.000 One of the most liberal cities in America.

01:10:49.000 And they have had enough of this conversation.

01:11:04.000 Make a very shirt.

01:11:06.000 Maybe it's down.

01:11:09.000 Massacre Liberty.

01:11:15.000 Is that Scott Lobedo's banner?

01:11:26.000 I can't read it.

01:11:28.000 Who's saying unveiling my banner?

01:11:31.000 Yeah, it is Scott.

01:11:32.000 That's Scott's TikTok.

01:11:33.000 Yeah.

01:11:34.000 Scott TikTok.

01:11:35.000 So that was pretty cool.

01:11:36.000 This is a wow.

01:11:38.000 All of Times Square was mobbed this weekend.

01:11:41.000 Shoulder to shoulder.

01:11:42.000 Times Square is big.

01:11:43.000 It looked like New Year's Eve.

01:11:45.000 But with less barriers up.

01:11:48.000 Did you say Barrier?

01:11:52.000 Yeah, B-A-R-R. 1.00

01:11:55.000 Man.

01:11:56.000 Because I had some good gravy.

01:11:59.000 You're Gavin Bear.

01:12:01.000 I'm Bear Bear.

01:12:03.000 You can be Bear Bear.

01:12:05.000 Thanks.

01:12:06.000 Gravy.

01:12:08.000 Okay, here, first letter here.

01:12:12.000 Timestamp 14 minutes.

01:12:13.000 It's another felonious gem.

01:12:17.000 Okay.

01:12:18.000 14 minutes.

01:12:19.000 So I noticed your internet's moving faster, Ryan.

01:12:22.000 It is.

01:12:23.000 After I asked you to fix the problem 80 times.

01:12:27.000 And then today I said, stop what you're doing and fix the internet.

01:12:30.000 This is true.

01:12:30.000 And it seems to be fixed.

01:12:33.000 What about all your bullshit of like, Skype is open and I have too many tabs open?

01:12:37.000 Well, it did help that I changed out the Ethernet cable.

01:12:43.000 There.

01:12:44.000 So what's that got to do with tabs and Skype?

01:12:47.000 That also does affect things too, of course.

01:12:50.000 If you have a lot of things open, it takes up your bandwidth.

01:12:52.000 Even your hard drive.

01:12:53.000 I talked to the tech guy today.

01:12:54.000 He's like, even if you have a shitty hard drive, because no matter how fast your internet speed is, if the computer can't compute or it's a CPU problem, it's not going to bring in stuff.

01:13:03.000 But that doesn't mean you're right, Moron.

01:13:05.000 We bought you the top RAM for both of those computers that Apple can provide.

01:13:10.000 Well, this one is still old.

01:13:11.000 I used the old one for...

01:13:13.000 I bought the old one.

01:13:15.000 It's not old.

01:13:16.000 It's from a few years ago.

01:13:18.000 2014.

01:13:20.000 But yeah, you know.

01:13:22.000 2014?

01:13:23.000 Yeah.

01:13:24.000 He did bring up, do I want a new one?

01:13:25.000 And I say, it can be 2014.

01:13:30.000 2014.

01:13:31.000 I was at Compound Media in 2014.

01:13:34.000 They could have bought you an old computer.

01:13:37.000 This is late, yeah, Mac Mini late 2014.

01:13:40.000 All right, whatever.

01:13:42.000 Let's hear this new Felonious at 14 minutes. 0.99

01:13:48.000 This is, I'm not seeing that one.

01:13:50.000 What is this from?

01:13:51.000 I just came in.

01:13:52.000 Maybe refresh or something.

01:13:54.000 Yeah.

01:13:55.000 Okay, got it.

01:13:56.000 Timestamp 14 mins.

01:14:03.000 First minute.

01:14:04.000 Back a little.

01:14:05.000 It might be in there, depending on what religion they follow.

01:14:09.000 All right, let's go back to the rest of the video.

01:14:13.000 It was named after Houstonian Jack Yates.

01:14:17.000 So this is who the football field was named, though.

01:14:20.000 After.

01:14:21.000 From the trait.

01:14:22.000 The high school is named after Houstonian Jack Yates, who was a former slave who became a leader in Houston's black community after the Civil War.

01:14:30.000 Tonight, his great-great-great-granddaughter was asked by her family to attend the school board meeting, which she says they learned about at the last minute.

01:14:38.000 We don't mind working with the community, but we want Houston.

01:14:42.000 We want the community leaders to also recognize that the lineage is still here.

01:14:45.000 Our legacy is still here.

01:14:46.000 The brother of George Floyd says he's not surprised the proposition was controversial.

01:14:51.000 I'm not really surprised because a lot of people want the stadium to be named after the M. It was a lot of great...

01:14:59.000 Please stop.

01:14:59.000 A lot of people orchestated?

01:15:02.000 The proposition was controversial.

01:15:04.000 I'm not really surprised because a lot of people want the stadium to be named after the M. A lot of people want the stadium to be named after them.

01:15:14.000 Yeah, I do.

01:15:16.000 Gavin McKinnis Stadium in Houston.

01:15:19.000 Go back.

01:15:21.000 The brother of George Floyd says he's not surprised the proposition was controversial.

01:15:25.000 I'm not really surprised because a lot of people want Custadium to be named after them.

01:15:32.000 It was a lot of great athletes, great leaders.

01:15:35.000 Rewind that part again.

01:15:38.000 Rewind that part again.

01:15:39.000 What George's brother just said.

01:15:42.000 The proposition was controversial.

01:15:44.000 I'm not really surprised because a lot of people want Custadium to be named after them.

01:15:49.000 Custadium.

01:15:50.000 You know, I want to see if you can translate this from Puerto Rican, by the way.

01:15:54.000 I had a sandwich today, and the guy goes, pepper.

01:16:04.000 Nope.

01:16:05.000 Pica.

01:16:06.000 What's the whole sentence he's saying?

01:16:08.000 Do you want ketchup?

01:16:11.000 No.

01:16:11.000 Pickle.

01:16:12.000 Do you want a pickle?

01:16:14.000 So ju is do you.

01:16:17.000 Ba is want.

01:16:20.000 A doesn't exist. 0.91

01:16:21.000 And then P-I-G-A. 0.99

01:16:23.000 PIGA is pickle.

01:16:26.000 Juba, PIGA?

01:16:28.000 You don't speak English.

01:16:29.000 If it's those guys down the street, I don't think they're Puerto Rican.

01:16:33.000 I think they're like from Salvador.

01:16:35.000 And when the one guy's Cuban with the slick back hair. 0.98

01:16:40.000 Slick back hairbear.

01:16:43.000 This is hilarious.

01:16:44.000 Canadian government workers have been using bad phrases.

01:16:46.000 Ban them.

01:16:47.000 Control speech.

01:16:48.000 Are they saying, let's go, Brandon?

01:16:50.000 I can't wait for that to be illegal.

01:16:52.000 Oh, yeah.

01:16:53.000 Canadian government workers must not say let's go Brandon or any variation thereof in any communication.

01:17:00.000 Well, just to play devil's advocate, I kind of understand that a government official shouldn't be saying fuck Joe Biden.

01:17:10.000 Even if it is clever?

01:17:11.000 Like, you can say it on your own time, but as far as government documents go.

01:17:17.000 I'm not saying I like it, but I'm saying I understand.

01:17:20.000 Yeah, I want people to say that.

01:17:22.000 But yeah, I understand that you can't have the let's go Brandon Park.

01:17:27.000 They spelled it right, you'll notice.

01:17:30.000 Hey, Gavin, Dreambo Mancroft, blonde and Matt Christensen got trolled recently with the Bald Eagles.

01:17:35.000 She finally figured it out and mentioned it here.

01:17:39.000 Go to 21725.

01:17:43.000 2172045.

01:17:46.000 Okay, clicking.

01:17:50.000 I wonder if she'd want to fuck me if we were both single and I was younger. 1.00

01:17:53.000 Interesting thought.

01:17:57.000 That's the kind of thing you want to do now that you're old and there's no chance of it.

01:18:00.000 You just want to be like, hey, would you have fucked me? 0.61

01:18:03.000 Yeah, that was kind of fun.

01:18:05.000 Welcome.

01:18:07.000 Thanks for keeping me company on my long carpet.

01:18:10.000 On your resume.

01:18:11.000 Homo Scarecrow. 0.93

01:18:12.000 That was almost a disaster drew.

01:18:14.000 That's Blonde's resume. 1.00

01:18:15.000 Homo Scarecrow. 0.93

01:18:17.000 I do that too.

01:18:19.000 Must have.

01:18:20.000 There we go.

01:18:20.000 By the way, I have a joke about chickpeas, but not enough characters left to.

01:18:25.000 I know the chickpea bit. 1.00

01:18:27.000 We get it.

01:18:28.000 We get it.

01:18:28.000 And now I know your bald eagle joke because I listened to Gavin McInnes' podcast this week.

01:18:32.000 Ah, yes.

01:18:33.000 I'm hip to the jive or whatever.

01:18:36.000 Knuckle hunky bucks.

01:18:37.000 CNN claiming that Rogan's.

01:18:38.000 Well, glad we tuned in on that.

01:18:40.000 Thanks, Reader.

01:18:41.000 Wow.

01:18:42.000 What a great update.

01:18:45.000 Jesus Christ, you're a dork, Michael.

01:18:50.000 Fuck, talk about uninteresting.

01:18:54.000 Hello, pussies and faggots. 1.00

01:18:56.000 I'm sure you've all heard this already, but in case you haven't, let's go, Brandon, is the number one song on iTunes.

01:19:03.000 It's not even a good song.

01:19:04.000 That's how much he's hated.

01:19:08.000 I don't care.

01:19:09.000 We're not going to click on that.

01:19:11.000 This is from Jack.

01:19:12.000 The bird, which is the Google suggestion.

01:19:15.000 Really?

01:19:16.000 Is that true?

01:19:16.000 Let me try that myself.

01:19:19.000 So you go into, well, I like Brave more than Google.

01:19:24.000 But here we go.

01:19:26.000 The bird.

01:19:28.000 Wait, maybe I have to go to Google itself and not just use the URL bar.

01:19:33.000 The URL window.

01:19:34.000 Okay, here we go.

01:19:35.000 Ready?

01:19:35.000 You should be doing this too, Dickweed.

01:19:37.000 I am.

01:19:38.000 The brings me the Batman.

01:19:40.000 Bird brings me the bird.

01:19:42.000 Witch, which is the bald eagle.

01:19:46.000 We officially own the bird witch.

01:19:49.000 No, we own.

01:19:50.000 I'm at the bird weh.

01:19:53.000 We own the bird weh.

01:19:55.000 Wow.

01:19:57.000 Amazing.

01:19:58.000 Wait a minute.

01:19:59.000 Yeah.

01:20:00.000 So the bird W, that game does stuff like the bird World War II, the bird watcher.

01:20:06.000 But the second you push an H after the W, we're in.

01:20:09.000 You're right.

01:20:12.000 It's so fucking stupid.

01:20:14.000 Yeah, it is.

01:20:15.000 Oh, my God.

01:20:17.000 My kid was saying something today about something being stupid.

01:20:21.000 Oh, yeah.

01:20:22.000 He goes, he goes, what's the best song in the world?

01:20:24.000 I go, I've told you this before.

01:20:25.000 It's Louie Louie.

01:20:26.000 And he goes, I saw that on a list of the stupidest songs in the world.

01:20:30.000 Ouch.

01:20:31.000 Oh, before he said that, he goes, but it has no lyrics.

01:20:36.000 I go, the chorus is just Louie Louie, but the verse is a fine little girl, she waits for me, me catch a ship across the sea.

01:20:44.000 Three days and nights, me sail, that thing, me never think I'll make it home.

01:20:48.000 Louie Louie, we gotta go.

01:20:50.000 It's a Jamaican song about finding your love.

01:20:56.000 And he goes, it's on a list of the 100 stupidest things in American history.

01:21:02.000 And I go, yeah, what's the matter with stupid?

01:21:04.000 I go, Beavis and Butthead are stupid, and they're awesome.

01:21:07.000 Rock and roll is stupid.

01:21:08.000 Punk is stupid.

01:21:10.000 Some of our best friends are stupid.

01:21:12.000 This show is stupid.

01:21:13.000 The bird which is the bald eagle is the dumbest thing we've ever done.

01:21:17.000 And it's amazing.

01:21:18.000 How the bird which is the bald eagle.

01:21:26.000 What's this?

01:21:26.000 Jeopardy Labs?

01:21:29.000 Oh, that's me.

01:21:30.000 What's this?

01:21:31.000 I'm building a Jeopardy board in-game.

01:21:35.000 Okay.

01:21:36.000 I could spoil one of them, and you could tell me if this is good.

01:21:39.000 Okay.

01:21:40.000 I have a punk area of questions.

01:21:45.000 Okay.

01:21:46.000 And let's see.

01:21:48.000 Let's see if this is any good.

01:21:50.000 Okay.

01:21:51.000 This band from Peace Haven, England, has a song that claimed The Queen Gives Good Blowjobs.

01:22:01.000 Sex Pistols?

01:22:02.000 No.

01:22:02.000 Where are they from?

01:22:04.000 Peace Haven, England.

01:22:05.000 I didn't think I would sub.

01:22:06.000 This is a $200 question.

01:22:08.000 Don't look it up.

01:22:09.000 We'll keep this in the game.

01:22:12.000 You're going to look it up.

01:22:12.000 I'm not going to look it up.

01:22:13.000 Okay.

01:22:14.000 The Queen Gives Good Head? 1.00

01:22:15.000 Gives Good Blowjobs. 1.00

01:22:17.000 Is it The Queen Haters?

01:22:19.000 Mm-mm.

01:22:22.000 You dropped their name in History of Punk.

01:22:26.000 I think the $500 question is pretty tough, but I think you might know it.

01:22:31.000 I don't know that one.

01:22:32.000 And then there's Tattletale Journalists.

01:22:34.000 There's a lot of good categories, a lot of good questions.

01:22:37.000 So you're making a Jeopardy?

01:22:38.000 Yeah, there's even one that's...

01:22:40.000 Oh, for our marathon.

01:22:41.000 Have we told everyone we're having a marathon for Christmas?

01:22:44.000 I think it'll be December 17th.

01:22:46.000 We're going to try to go 24 hours.

01:22:48.000 We'll get guests in here, have all kinds of fun business.

01:22:52.000 And the goal will be to get subscriptions up.

01:22:54.000 We'll also raise money for Max and John.

01:22:57.000 It's going to be a fun night.

01:22:58.000 This is one of the questions.

01:23:00.000 This is one of the categories.

01:23:02.000 The bird which isn't the bald eagle.

01:23:04.000 And there's a bunch of clues for different birds.

01:23:07.000 I don't know if you're smart enough to make a Jeopardy game, Ryan.

01:23:10.000 I know what you're saying, but I think these are all good.

01:23:12.000 Well, I didn't get that one.

01:23:14.000 Well, that doesn't mean it's...

01:23:15.000 That means you're not good.

01:23:17.000 Yeah, that's the way your brain operates.

01:23:24.000 Hey, Andrew, if you're dating a woman named Angelique, it's time to put a ring on it and stop fucking around. 1.00

01:23:31.000 Like, what are you waiting for?

01:23:34.000 Are you waiting for her with bigger tits? 1.00

01:23:35.000 What do you need?

01:23:36.000 What is she not giving you?

01:23:38.000 You want to shop around more?

01:23:40.000 Fuck a few more chicks? 1.00

01:23:41.000 Pussies are all the same, basically. 1.00

01:23:44.000 So if you get along with her, stop wasting everyone's time and put a ring on it.

01:23:48.000 Why do you think we're here?

01:23:49.000 Did you see that video I played of the little kid running to the truck driver?

01:23:54.000 That's what it's all about.

01:23:57.000 Oh, you want to party?

01:23:59.000 Okay, I understand that.

01:24:00.000 I party too.

01:24:01.000 10 years?

01:24:02.000 You steal booze from your parents when you're 14, 15?

01:24:05.000 25?

01:24:06.000 I think we pretty much worked it out.

01:24:08.000 A decade of decadence is what Motley Cruz says they have under their belt.

01:24:12.000 Sounds pretty good to me.

01:24:13.000 10 years isn't cutting it?

01:24:15.000 You want more money?

01:24:15.000 I want more money before.

01:24:17.000 What do you need more money for?

01:24:18.000 I mean, I hate the boomers, but they didn't have any money when they settled down. 1.00

01:24:22.000 They just put a ring on it, got to work, had us as Gen Xers when they still lived in an apartment building. 0.52

01:24:29.000 So stop waiting.

01:24:30.000 It's a sign of cowardice.

01:24:32.000 Grow some balls and ask her to marry you. 1.00

01:24:35.000 You're wasting your time.

01:24:37.000 It's time to move on to the next chapter.

01:24:39.000 The party chapter is a great chapter.

01:24:41.000 I love that chapter.

01:24:43.000 But you can't get on with the book if you stay in one chapter.

01:24:47.000 You gotta keep moving forward.

01:24:51.000 As Mike Skinner says, let's push things forward.

01:24:55.000 All right, let's get to the final video.

01:24:56.000 Speaking of pushing forward.

01:24:59.000 Absolutely.

01:25:00.000 Absolutely.

01:25:03.000 And so we will.

01:25:22.000 We'll treat that get married thing as the final diatribe.

01:25:26.000 I just want to show you that God sweats the small stuff.

01:25:30.000 Yes, he worries about, you know, the earth and he worries about mudslides in India and other stuff.

01:25:37.000 But sometimes some asshole will have fucked someone over to build a fruit stand and he will have screwed a bunch of farmers that really needed the money and ripped them off.

01:25:48.000 Not just bought the fruit for way cheaper than he should have, but stolen some of the fruit.

01:25:54.000 And he's shut out other competitors.

01:25:56.000 And sometimes God is watching guys set up a fruit stand this corrupt and he's watching the guy get away with it again and again and again and shut out other fair competition, like some sort of tony soprano of fruit stands.

01:26:10.000 And sometimes God says, you know what?

01:26:12.000 Fuck you.

01:26:13.000 Fuck your fruit stand. 1.00

01:26:15.000 And sometimes we capture it on video.

01:26:26.000 Fuck you and fuck your fruit stand. 1.00

01:26:30.000 You're a dick.

01:26:32.000 I don't like you and I'm God.

01:26:36.000 So you're toast.

01:26:38.000 I guess that can't do any damage to a car, right?

01:26:40.000 Because this guy seems pretty brave.

01:26:44.000 Can't one of those boxes come and shatter your window?

01:26:50.000 Look, you can see him there realizing that he fucked up.

01:26:54.000 Or can you?

01:26:56.000 Yeah, there he is.

01:26:59.000 Did you learn your lesson, asshole?

01:27:03.000 Aren't you embarrassed?

01:27:06.000 You know you suck when God sends a tornado to your fruit stand.

01:27:10.000 All right, folks, that's it for today's show.

01:27:12.000 Tomorrow we're going to have kind of a ridiculousness catch-up because I have so many fun videos like that that I don't have a chance to show.

01:27:19.000 It's just one final video a day.

01:27:21.000 So we're going to catch up on them tomorrow and really have a total.

01:27:23.000 What's that guy's name?

01:27:24.000 Dewicky?

01:27:25.000 Rob DeWicky?

01:27:26.000 Rob Deerdeck.

01:27:27.000 Rob Deerdeck.

01:27:28.000 We're going to have a Rob Deerdeck day.

01:27:29.000 I like you more than a friend.

01:27:31.000 And isn't it funny how prescient this website is?

01:27:35.000 First it was called Free Speech.

01:27:37.000 That got shut down.

01:27:38.000 We were left with no choice but censored, which doesn't really roll off the tongue.

01:27:42.000 And now everyone is getting censored on a daily basis.

01:27:45.000 And then we ended the show with get fired, get in trouble.

01:27:47.000 It seemed kind of weird when I first said it.

01:27:48.000 I was like, why should I get fired?

01:27:50.000 And then we have all these people going, fuck you. 0.87

01:27:52.000 If you're going to vax me, I'm going to get fired. 1.00

01:27:54.000 They're getting in fire.

01:27:55.000 They're getting in trouble.

01:27:56.000 They're being brave.

01:27:57.000 And they're never stopping fighting.

01:28:04.000 It's alright for you to go with my girl.

01:28:11.000 I don't mind where you go with my girl.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - October 18, 2021

S04E43 - THE GREAT RESET FORWARD

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