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00:06:18.000And plus, you also have John, assuming you're on his side, which you are if you're watching this show, you have John knowing that he's paying, he's raising money for his family.
00:06:27.000And that's what makes a man feel like a man.
00:07:23.000And I think they would freely admit that they fucked up.
00:07:26.000So to be telling the rest of us how to live our lives, hmm, it's like comedians, single and childless comedians telling us what we're doing wrong and how society should be.
00:08:37.000But anyway, he says, no, it's a really good school.
00:08:40.000They have a new principal now, and he's African American.
00:08:43.000You know, when someone says the fucking words, African-American, they don't know any black people, and they're freaked out by black people, but they love black people.
00:08:51.000It's almost like they see them as uranium.
00:09:28.000I want choice in school, and I want my children to know about history, particularly the founding fathers.
00:09:38.000And he goes, he had the speech, and Nelson Mandela was there, and Obama, he brought in Obama, and I'm like, what, he dragged Nelson Mandela out of his grave and brought his withered bones?
00:09:50.000And he goes, no, no, he incorporated him in the speech.
00:09:54.000Nelson Mandela, the man who murdered 300 people in various ANC terrorist bombings.
00:10:00.000And then his wife Winnie took it over and necklacing all the stool pigeons who dared report on her fucking domestic terror.
00:10:09.000Yeah, let's talk about Nelson Mandela, especially now that South Africa is in a civil war.
00:10:14.000Let's start murdering white farmers, shall we?
00:10:16.000And Barack Obama, what a stalwart of faith and character he is with Fast and Furious, sending guns to Mexico so people can kill each other and guns will get a bad name.
00:10:28.000The man who made America racist again.
00:10:50.000But as those guys were talking, I don't know, I guess it was getting a little tense between me and them.
00:10:55.000And the bartender, Joe Tonelli, said, hey, don't worry about it, guys.
00:11:00.000You got law enforcement behind the bar.
00:11:03.000It was such a dumb lie that me and this other guy, James, both went.
00:11:10.000Like, he just got done with his retarded lie about FedEx, where he can't go in to, he can't start at work, even though he lied and said he did start at work.
00:11:20.000He can't start at work because he lost his social security card.
00:11:23.000I go, Joe, I lose that thing like my virginity on a daily basis.
00:11:28.000I've been to the place where you get it twice now.
00:11:32.000You just have to get there before 8, and the lineup takes like fucking 20 minutes.
00:12:27.000I will just say one more thing about the bar.
00:12:30.000I think I may have mentioned this the other day.
00:12:32.000There was these cool guys at the end, but the way the seating went, the only available chair was next to some guy who must have been 90 years old.
00:12:38.000There's this other dude, Freddie, who's probably 92.
00:12:41.000And you're like, man, they don't get as many jokes.
00:12:44.000They're not as good at riffing old people.
00:12:48.000And he's talking about the 50s and, you know, when rock and roll first came out and when the trains, you know, went on strike and all this shit I didn't know about.
00:12:59.000And I thought, these People are at this age, they're about to die, but they're not, they don't have dementia yet or senility, they're not at a hospice.
00:13:07.000And just like a tree under duress, when trees are stressed, when they know they have a disease, they start dropping seeds like crazy, extra seeds, because they know this is it, I gotta, I got one last spurt.
00:13:18.000And I think a lot of old-timers, early 70s, they sense that this isn't gonna last and they want to get it out.
00:17:26.000Here's another little fun teaser before we get into the meat of the show, which is we got to do My Pet Biden first because he said something about Shoeshine Stance that I'm obsessed with.
00:17:39.000Is it possible that LeBron James is hilarious?
00:17:42.000That's the guy who's always reading the first page of a book.
00:17:46.000Yeah, he's the guy who's got a school out for black kids that he built himself for a billion, zillion dollars.
00:17:52.000And it's like, dude, you can't even read.
00:17:54.000He's always photographed with books, but he's always got the page.
00:19:25.000So they do a documentary about him where they inject racism where there Was none.
00:19:30.000You know, we've all met the one black guy at the White High School, and the guy's poor dick looks like Freddy's face because it's been sucked and jerked and fucked so much.
00:19:50.000In fact, white people radicalize a lot of minorities.
00:19:54.000Like I know Indians who were just normal Indians.
00:19:58.000And when I say Indians, I mean feather knot dot.
00:20:00.000But then they get to college and they're like, hi, hello.
00:20:03.000I'm ready here to take, I'm hoping to take chemistry, maybe make some money.
00:20:07.000And they go, could you be like an American Indian movement guy and grow long braids and have a headband and like say that white people ruined everything?
00:20:15.000If you do that, you can come to the party.
00:20:17.000Like, okay, I'll become a militant dickhead.
00:21:46.000But she's always, I mean, she's got tons of tattoos, which I don't like tattoos on women, but in this case, I do, because at least it makes her more adult.
00:21:53.000But in every video, and there's all this, there's this other Asian chick with blonde hair who's always like, Like, they don't even act.
00:23:11.000Anyways, that's not what I'm talking about.
00:23:12.000But if you look at, I don't know, if you pull up any kind of Instagram moments, and then the other worst thing, too, is you look at it and you go, this is disturbing.
00:27:30.000I'm going to say rightfully, everyone was pissed off after that movie and said, what, you coerced a bunch of little kids into confessing to a murder?
00:33:50.000Madam Ambassador, Ambassador Kennedy, you know what my measure is?
00:33:54.000People who tell me they care about people and then disrespect a waitress or a waiter.
00:34:00.000People who tell me they care about how, in fact, people are entitled to be treated with dignity and walk by someone at a shoeshine stand and suddenly say hello.
00:34:12.000People who do not do just simply decent things like ordinary people.
00:37:43.000When the meal's coming to an end, two women accompanying the senators repaired to the ladies' room.
00:37:46.000A waitress, Carla Gavaginglo, was summoned to the private dining room by the two members of the world's most deliberative body.
00:37:53.000In Lightning Strike, Kennedy allegedly picked up Gavaligo and threw her on the table, knocking plates and other items to the floor.
00:37:59.000He reportedly lifted her up again and put her on top of Todd, who was seated in a chair.
00:38:02.000Kennedy then engaged in an attack that continued until another employee entered the room and joined Gavalingo and screaming causes others to leave the room.
00:42:54.000But anyway, so Pete Buttigag has finally pulled the dick out of his ass and come back to work to notice that either it has nothing to do with him and the economy's fucked either way, or the transportation secretary really does have some power.
00:43:57.000Big food corporations should stop using monopolistic production and distribution structures that inflate prices and end up withholding bread from the hungry.
00:44:06.000Look, as a Catholic, I took a vow to never mock the Pope, but he's sure making it hard.
00:47:39.000So the fact that it's all backed up is great news.
00:47:42.000The fact that when I went to buy a toothbrush and the whole toothbrush section was gone, that was because everyone was in there that day buying toothbrushes.
00:48:16.000There is more throughput than there has ever been.
00:48:19.000In other words, we are processing right now as a country record levels of containers and other goods coming into our ports already.
00:48:27.000The issue is that there's even more demand than the supply chain can support.
00:48:32.000Remember, we are relying on supply chains that were built generations ago.
00:48:36.000It's one of the reasons why this entire year we have been talking about and working on infrastructure and are eager to see Congress act to get this infrastructure deal through.
00:48:46.000You know, it includes $17 billion for our ports, which is a level of support, federal support for ports that we've never seen before.
00:48:53.000Of course, that's a long-term concern.
00:48:55.000There are short-term steps that we can take too, like expanding the hours at our biggest ports and working with terminal operators, with truckers to get that flow of goods.
00:50:37.000Because another time I suggested, I'm not sure I would think this was as funny now that I have kids, but back when I was in my late 20s, he worked with Terry Richardson, the photographer.
00:50:47.000And I said, what about for a photo shoot, we do newborns in lingerie?
00:50:52.000So like one week old, fishnets, high-heeled shoes, tons of makeup, and like a wig with like a corset.
00:51:21.000Anyway, his rationale as I held his invisible gay baby like it was Pete Buttigag's own was that they constantly have to lie about who they are, their whole adolescence.
00:51:32.000So their formative years are spent shape-shifting.
00:52:03.000On a Monday, which is the busiest day of the week, this street should be lined with trucks.
00:52:09.000Outside truckers, these guys should be lined for all the way down that street.
00:52:14.000But as you can see, there's no outside truckers.
00:52:18.000And these guys here, these guys have, these are either empty containers that they're going to drop off in the yard and pick up a full container for the company that they work for.
00:52:28.000Then that empty container gets put on the ship.
00:52:30.000The ship gets sent to China or wherever it's going.
00:54:52.000That scene right there, right before the cut, where you put their head here, you can smell them, and you feel their little nose on your neck.
00:55:36.000One time I wore my daughter facing forward and it was in the winter and I had my park on and I zipped it right below her face so she could see.
00:55:43.000And all these beautiful women were smiling at me and I forgot that she was there and I was like, maybe I got it still.
00:55:51.000I was talking to a fire guy, fire guy, a fireman at the gym today.
00:55:56.000And he was telling me about this captain who's 70 years old who was walking down the street and some couple young girls were smiling at him and he used to be a real lady killer back in the 60s and he's like, still got it, man.
00:59:14.000One time I farted in a crowd in Scotland, I think it was a Stiff Little Fingers concert, and we were getting in and we were all sort of shoving in, like that kind of a vibe.
00:59:23.000And I think I farted but didn't feel it, and it was a brutal fart.
01:01:44.000Katie Couric was interviewing RBG, and RBG said the kneeling thing that Colin Kaepernick or Lil Dickie, depending what you want, was tacky.
01:02:20.000I hated that she said women don't belong at home and you're a sellout if you cook and clean.
01:02:26.000Because judging by the woman I used to fuck when I was single, wow, did that message ever take?
01:02:32.000I've been talking about this all weekend.
01:02:33.000Remember when you go and bone chicks and there'd be like just a mountain of fucking dirty clothes in their shitty apartment, sink piled up, nothing in the fridge, sheets kind of dirty, one shitty pillow, mattress on the floor,
01:02:50.000plastic furniture like little drawers in it, you know what I mean?
01:02:54.000The TVs on top of that, weird, gross plastic garbage furniture.
01:04:50.000And Katie Couric went, no, we're cutting that out.
01:04:54.000And then it reminded me of 1.9, She changed woman to people.
01:05:03.000So she said a woman should have the right to choose, blah, blah, blah.
01:05:06.000They've since rewritten her statement and changed women to people, erasing RBG's use of the word woman, the decision whether or not to bear a child is central to a person's life, to their well-being and dignity.
01:05:18.000When the government controls that decision for people, they are being treated as less than a fully adult human responsible for their own choices.
01:06:42.000I think this ruined his career, where he went to look at the environment and he discovered that it's really just overpopulation and all this other solar shit.
01:09:41.000See, they Karened this guy and he shit his pants.
01:09:45.000We need to get on with Walker and say, Walker, if you pussy out because these people had a negative portrayal of a swastika, which is good, right?
01:09:55.000When you say swastika bad, you're being a good guy.
01:09:59.000We're going to fucking blow you up and ridicule you and make it really rough for you.
01:12:54.000He's like, even if you have a shitty hard drive, because no matter how fast your internet speed is, if the computer can't compute or it's a CPU problem, it's not going to bring in stuff.
01:13:03.000But that doesn't mean you're right, Moron.
01:13:05.000We bought you the top RAM for both of those computers that Apple can provide.
01:14:22.000The high school is named after Houstonian Jack Yates, who was a former slave who became a leader in Houston's black community after the Civil War.
01:14:30.000Tonight, his great-great-great-granddaughter was asked by her family to attend the school board meeting, which she says they learned about at the last minute.
01:14:38.000We don't mind working with the community, but we want Houston.
01:14:42.000We want the community leaders to also recognize that the lineage is still here.
01:15:04.000I'm not really surprised because a lot of people want the stadium to be named after the M. A lot of people want the stadium to be named after them.
01:25:22.000We'll treat that get married thing as the final diatribe.
01:25:26.000I just want to show you that God sweats the small stuff.
01:25:30.000Yes, he worries about, you know, the earth and he worries about mudslides in India and other stuff.
01:25:37.000But sometimes some asshole will have fucked someone over to build a fruit stand and he will have screwed a bunch of farmers that really needed the money and ripped them off.
01:25:48.000Not just bought the fruit for way cheaper than he should have, but stolen some of the fruit.
01:25:56.000And sometimes God is watching guys set up a fruit stand this corrupt and he's watching the guy get away with it again and again and again and shut out other fair competition, like some sort of tony soprano of fruit stands.
01:26:10.000And sometimes God says, you know what?
01:27:06.000You know you suck when God sends a tornado to your fruit stand.
01:27:10.000All right, folks, that's it for today's show.
01:27:12.000Tomorrow we're going to have kind of a ridiculousness catch-up because I have so many fun videos like that that I don't have a chance to show.