Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S04E44

00:01:04.000 Welcome to the ASMR episode.

00:01:08.000 ASMR AMSR.

00:01:10.000 ASMR.

00:01:11.000 ASMR episode of Get Up.

00:01:18.000 That was Anderson Council.

00:01:22.000 And they're a 60s band from now.

00:01:25.000 They're around.

00:01:26.000 They're started in 1999.

00:01:30.000 Little Steven, I think, signed them to his Underground Garage label.

00:01:35.000 Very groovy band.

00:01:36.000 Very fun.

00:01:37.000 Play Sitting on a Cloud.

00:01:38.000 That's their other big hit.

00:01:40.000 Sitting on the Cloud.

00:01:43.000 They are.

00:01:51.000 It's got that doo-doo drum thing.

00:02:01.000 I mean, it's weird when you're not of that era.

00:02:06.000 Is this a joke band?

00:02:08.000 I hate joke music, right?

00:02:09.000 But this could be a Mr. Show sketch, or it could be Ween doing their 60s album.

00:02:15.000 Although their country album was meant to be taken seriously.

00:02:18.000 But if you're doing 60s music in the 2000s, is it a joke?

00:02:22.000 I don't know.

00:02:23.000 I had that problem with the darkness, too.

00:02:24.000 Remember them?

00:02:25.000 Yeah, that's a great example.

00:02:27.000 But I don't know.

00:02:29.000 It feels genuine.

00:02:30.000 They get really mad when you bring that up, too.

00:02:32.000 Oh, really?

00:02:33.000 All these bands.

00:02:34.000 Like, remember that Jewish comedian who's a country singer and he has songs like Dump Your Titties Out and all that?

00:02:40.000 Yes, Wheeler Walker Jr.

00:02:42.000 Yeah, he gets real pissed.

00:02:44.000 Ben Hoffman.

00:02:45.000 When you call him a joke.

00:02:47.000 Or Jew.

00:02:48.000 I don't think he minds Jew.

00:02:50.000 His show was great.

00:02:52.000 And then, yeah, he just did that.

00:02:53.000 But then our new philosophy with life is just enjoy it.

00:02:58.000 So when you're wondering if a guy's kidding or not, is this a joke?

00:03:02.000 Doesn't matter.

00:03:03.000 It's equally enjoyable.

00:03:05.000 Who cares what their motive is?

00:03:06.000 Our whole problem with the concept of hate crimes is you got in a fight with that gay dude and you said, faggot, you hate him.

00:03:13.000 Now you're getting in my head.

00:03:14.000 I just got in a fight with a dude who's gay.

00:03:16.000 It's none of your business what I was thinking.

00:03:19.000 This is my private space.

00:03:20.000 I'm allowed to put things in here that you can't touch.

00:03:23.000 Great example.

00:03:24.000 I'm always getting copper cab.

00:03:26.000 Just enjoy it.

00:03:27.000 I don't fucking know.

00:03:28.000 Well, we're going to talk about a robot in a second.

00:03:32.000 I mean, we could jump to it now.

00:03:34.000 But there's this COVID robot.

00:03:35.000 It's way over in the COVID section.

00:03:41.000 I had to do some research to see if this was real.

00:03:44.000 It's real.

00:03:45.000 Go to 6'2.

00:03:46.000 This is real.

00:03:49.000 This is not getting along with.

00:03:52.000 This is so real.

00:03:52.000 It's not getting along with Palestinians.

00:03:54.000 This is real.

00:03:55.000 Sophia's sister.

00:03:56.000 Sophia, the celebrity humanoid robot, that is.

00:04:00.000 This is a scam.

00:04:02.000 Okay, Sophia is a scam.

00:04:04.000 A bunch of nerds in Hong Kong made this shitty robot that is the queen of the uncanny valley.

00:04:11.000 And it's probably 250 grand to buy.

00:04:16.000 Maybe 180.

00:04:17.000 They say luxury car prices.

00:04:19.000 Is that a Ferrari?

00:04:20.000 I don't know what you mean.

00:04:21.000 Let's say a luxury car is $120.

00:04:26.000 No one wants $120,000 fucking Barbie doll that has facial expressions.

00:04:31.000 And they pretend that they can ask her questions.

00:04:34.000 It's all pre-programmed.

00:04:36.000 It's not AI.

00:04:37.000 It will never be a person.

00:04:38.000 This will never be a thing.

00:04:40.000 It was always the topic of the day on Red Eye, and I fucking hated it.

00:04:44.000 Because even the stupid, shitty robots like the Roombas that clean the floor don't clean the floor.

00:04:50.000 They spend eight hours to do what would take you eight minutes.

00:04:55.000 So even those robots that don't look cool, just a frisbee on the ground, even they suck.

00:05:01.000 But the humanoids?

00:05:03.000 So this chick is Sophia's sister.

00:05:06.000 And in this, I think it might be this video.

00:05:08.000 I watched a few of them today.

00:05:10.000 They say that they will be a lot cheaper once we start producing them in the hundreds of thousands.

00:05:18.000 That's the scam.

00:05:19.000 The guys involved with this, the white American guys involved with this, are divorced dads, drunk drivers.

00:05:26.000 They are those scammy guys.

00:05:28.000 I never see your dad.

00:05:29.000 Are you calling your dad on Father's Day?

00:05:31.000 No, he's not around.

00:05:32.000 What's he do anyway?

00:05:33.000 What's his job?

00:05:34.000 Oh, he's always got some cockamami scheme.

00:05:36.000 Now he's working with like these robots in Hong Kong.

00:05:40.000 That sounds cool.

00:05:41.000 You mean like in a factory that put on bottle caps?

00:05:44.000 No, no, like fucking human faces.

00:05:46.000 And they're going to be like in every household.

00:05:49.000 He says, if we can get an order of, I think, 400,000, then they only cost $10,000 each.

00:05:55.000 And I'm like, what?

00:05:56.000 No, there's no way 400,000 people are going to want to spend 10 grand on a fucking stupid, hello, here's a coffee spill.

00:06:07.000 Plus, there's humans available.

00:06:10.000 Always will be, dirt cheap.

00:06:12.000 You know how much I pay Ryan?

00:06:14.000 $4 a day.

00:06:16.000 For only $4 a day.

00:06:18.000 You can have Puerto Rican retard in your office.

00:06:22.000 Yeah, buy a retard.

00:06:24.000 So, wait, her name is Grace, right?

00:06:27.000 That's not the video I wanted, but we'll watch That for a bit.

00:06:32.000 I am Grace.

00:06:32.000 Oh, that's good.

00:06:39.000 Look at the desk.

00:06:41.000 This is why I was positive it was a CGI prank.

00:06:46.000 But that's really there.

00:06:48.000 Look up Grace Nurse Robot in videos, and you'll get a better one that has even freakier shit on the table.

00:06:56.000 And she's dirty.

00:07:00.000 Like the drunk dads, they show up hungover in Hong Kong.

00:07:06.000 Yeah, go to the second video there.

00:07:09.000 You are 36.6 degrees Celsius, by the way.

00:07:13.000 No risk of COVID.

00:07:14.000 Wait, that's the one we were just watching, isn't it?

00:07:16.000 Seems to be chopped different.

00:07:19.000 Look at that!

00:07:22.000 Look at the desk.

00:07:24.000 There's an Einstein.

00:07:26.000 I don't know if that's his hair or a helmet.

00:07:28.000 And then just like dying bodies.

00:07:30.000 Help!

00:07:31.000 Help me!

00:07:32.000 I'm in hell!

00:07:34.000 That's what hell looks like.

00:07:37.000 So they have hell in the background.

00:07:39.000 Oh, I guess that's also Einstein in the background.

00:07:42.000 What's with his fucking hair?

00:07:44.000 He wasn't in a metal band.

00:07:46.000 I saw this in Goosebumps once.

00:07:50.000 What?

00:07:51.000 Actually, that's scarier.

00:07:52.000 Yeah, that is scary.

00:07:54.000 That's a Geico ad, where he goes to the attic and there's all these broken mannequins.

00:08:00.000 And the lizard and the guy who just bought the house are going, no thanks, no thanks.

00:08:04.000 We here in the West are aware when things are creepy, but in the East, they have no soul, no love, no heart.

00:08:10.000 So what do they get?

00:08:11.000 They get zero quality control, zero concept of creepy.

00:08:18.000 How could you not realize that you have the worst backdrop imaginable to sell your product?

00:08:23.000 And by the way, Sophia's seen better days.

00:08:27.000 She's not looking great either.

00:08:29.000 What happened to her fucking arms?

00:08:31.000 So anyway, play this through because you got to see Grace's filthy arms.

00:08:39.000 What's a great band name?

00:08:41.000 Hanson Robotics.

00:08:42.000 Grace's filthy arms.

00:08:44.000 Thank you, Sophia.

00:08:47.000 Hello, everybody.

00:08:50.000 I am Grace.

00:08:51.000 I am rid by Hansen Robotics for Awakening Health.

00:08:56.000 Because COVID is Ebola, and no one can be remotely near them.

00:09:01.000 They'll all die.

00:09:03.000 I saw a kid riding his bike this morning in the suburbs of Westchester, which is being inundated with illegals.

00:09:10.000 He's riding his bike with his mask on.

00:09:12.000 The odds of him getting hit by a car and dying are thousands of times higher than dying of COVID.

00:09:18.000 I think there is a 0.00007% chance that someone under 18 will die of COVID.

00:09:24.000 And that's the fatties messing up the stats.

00:09:27.000 I'm sure when you take a kind of healthy kid who rides a bike, it's even less.

00:09:31.000 But anyway, keep going back to Grace.

00:09:34.000 She might have, this could have been a green screen.

00:09:37.000 I can visit with people and brighten their day with social stimulation.

00:09:41.000 These monsters stop.

00:09:44.000 What were you doing?

00:09:46.000 Sorting newspapers all day?

00:09:48.000 Look at her fucking hands.

00:09:51.000 First of all, look at her skin tone.

00:09:53.000 That's disturbing.

00:09:55.000 It's like some weird burn victim or she just got out of the Arctic after getting gangrene.

00:10:04.000 But she's absolutely filthy.

00:10:06.000 We're doing a commercial here.

00:10:08.000 We're trying to get these things mass-produced, which will never happen.

00:10:11.000 But can't one of these drunk dads, these American losers who flew over there to pitch this shit, can't they just get a Clorox bleach wipe and get the black ink off her?

00:10:23.000 Even Einstein's like, dude, dude, what's with your hands?

00:10:28.000 You're jerking off a coal miner?

00:10:33.000 Okay, continue.

00:10:35.000 But also can do talk therapy, take bioreadings, and help healthcare providers assess their health.

00:10:41.000 I couldn't believe this is real.

00:10:45.000 Oh, good.

00:10:46.000 She speaks Cantonese.

00:10:48.000 So the poor peasant farmers of Cambodia can understand her.

00:10:54.000 A human-like appearance facilitates trust and facilitates.

00:10:58.000 CEO and founder.

00:11:00.000 But it's in Hong Kong.

00:11:01.000 Like, who this guy is the ultimate scam artist.

00:11:07.000 If I can just get the government to give me a contract for $500,000.

00:11:11.000 Imagine how many investors have fallen for this bullshit.

00:11:15.000 Hey, Hansen, your business model is impossible.

00:11:21.000 Or sad.

00:11:23.000 Oh, yes.

00:11:24.000 Reaction a little sad if I feel pain.

00:11:28.000 And then maybe, like, imagine a big loud noise happens.

00:11:33.000 Bam!

00:11:34.000 So, so.

00:11:38.000 So I guess what the AI does is when you say sad, she goes sad.

00:11:43.000 When you say bang, she goes, ooh.

00:11:45.000 It's got little voice recognition.

00:11:49.000 So I think it's also such socially isolated individuals during COVID with a lot of mental thoughts and mental states.

00:11:59.000 If they have to keep them in the middle of mental states.

00:12:06.000 I think certainly it has a positive impact in the society.

00:12:10.000 Yeah, please give us money to waste on the stupidest thing in the world.

00:12:17.000 A beta version.

00:12:19.000 This is my favorite drunk part.

00:12:22.000 He goes, we can mass produce these on a small scale.

00:12:25.000 What?

00:12:27.000 You mean not mass produce?

00:12:29.000 Oh, they don't include it.

00:12:31.000 Anyway, the reason I brought that up was to say, who cares what the motive is?

00:12:35.000 Who cares if that's a funny video?

00:12:37.000 I don't care if it's real or fake.

00:12:38.000 It's a funny joke.

00:12:40.000 Enjoy yourself.

00:12:42.000 And once you do that, I got to hand it to Derek Beckles of TV Carnage Phase fame.

00:12:47.000 He taught me to enjoy garbage.

00:12:50.000 And now, like, I can watch Blackness or, you know, Chicago Law PD or one of these stupid Crime shows, and it's fun.

00:13:03.000 Any movie I can love.

00:13:04.000 The worse, the better.

00:13:06.000 The Equalizer.

00:13:07.000 That's my favorite show.

00:13:08.000 Medea is good.

00:13:10.000 Medea is great.

00:13:14.000 So, anyway, back to the opening band, Anderson Council.

00:13:17.000 They're named after the same thing Pink Floyd was named after.

00:13:21.000 Don't look up the band Anderson Council, though, Ryan, because they're not hot.

00:13:27.000 And it will ruin the band for you.

00:13:28.000 So let's just stick with this.

00:13:30.000 And you enjoy the music of Anderson Council, but don't look at them or you'll puke.

00:13:35.000 The story of Pink Anderson and Floyd Council, the duo who inspired Pink Floyd's name.

00:13:40.000 So this guy, the ugly guy, did the same thing, but he did Anderson Council.

00:13:45.000 Get it?

00:13:47.000 Then I kind of went into a vortex thinking about Pink Floyd and Sid Barrett.

00:13:53.000 And they say he fried his brain on LSD.

00:13:56.000 And his brain did get fried around that time when he was doing it.

00:14:00.000 His dad died when he was about 16.

00:14:01.000 And then 17, 18, he was doing LSD.

00:14:04.000 And he was in the band.

00:14:05.000 And they kicked him out.

00:14:06.000 And I think a lot of people think, oh, Pink Floyd are dicks.

00:14:09.000 They kicked him out.

00:14:09.000 Well, dude, he was fucking nuts.

00:14:12.000 He lived with his mommy.

00:14:14.000 And he would wake up every morning and paint his garbage can a different color for the day.

00:14:21.000 Wednesdays is pink.

00:14:22.000 Thursdays is blue.

00:14:24.000 Tuesdays, orange.

00:14:28.000 And you can tell by his music.

00:14:31.000 What's one for?

00:14:36.000 Yeah, I think a lot of people go, Pink Floyd made all these cool psychedelic songs and they were all the genius of Sid Barrett.

00:14:43.000 And then they kicked him out and got rich.

00:14:47.000 No.

00:14:47.000 All of their hits are after him.

00:14:50.000 And he was a fucking lunatic.

00:14:53.000 And I think what happened was, and you hear about this a lot, schizophrenia is sort of sitting in you like a larvae or an egg is a better analogy.

00:15:02.000 And heavy drugs can crack the egg and the schizophrenia gets out.

00:15:08.000 So a lot of us young men are ticking time bombs.

00:15:12.000 And maybe sometimes it never comes out.

00:15:14.000 But it's not just LSD that can crack the egg.

00:15:17.000 It's a fish fight.

00:15:18.000 You'll hear about a kid who's perfectly normal.

00:15:20.000 He gets into a fight and then he's a schizophrenic.

00:15:24.000 And they go, wow, he must have got punched hard.

00:15:26.000 No, it was as fragile as an egg.

00:15:28.000 He's waiting for a dead dad, LSD, a fight, a car accident, near-death experience.

00:15:36.000 And I think that's what happened to Sid.

00:15:39.000 Because he wrote shit like Bike.

00:15:41.000 Remember Bike?

00:15:42.000 1-5?

00:16:02.000 Everything if you want things.

00:16:05.000 This is the Love on the Spectrum theme song.

00:16:08.000 Oh my god, this is very big.

00:16:09.000 Daniel Wakefield.

00:16:13.000 Well, really, though.

00:16:14.000 Have you never heard this song?

00:16:15.000 No.

00:16:16.000 Oh, it's a big hit.

00:16:21.000 I think he has a mouse.

00:16:23.000 It's as big as a house, and its name is Gerald in this song.

00:16:27.000 Good name for a giant mouse.

00:16:35.000 Oh, there we go.

00:16:35.000 He doesn't have a house.

00:16:45.000 I forgot.

00:16:47.000 Let's look at the shops right now.

00:16:54.000 He's great.

00:16:56.000 Just so cool.

00:16:57.000 I want to convince him that he's gay, marry him.

00:17:02.000 Oh, wow.

00:17:03.000 And then convince him that gays since AIDS stopped having sex or kissing or any kind of cuddling.

00:17:09.000 Oh, smart.

00:17:10.000 Because it's dangerous.

00:17:11.000 So we're just married, but no affection, okay?

00:17:15.000 Okay.

00:17:16.000 That is what we will do.

00:17:18.000 You are my husband.

00:17:19.000 Okay, great.

00:17:20.000 And I love you much.

00:17:22.000 Okay.

00:17:23.000 Now do all your cool mental shit.

00:17:25.000 I want to watch.

00:17:28.000 Don't touch my dick.

00:17:29.000 Oh, also, gays sometimes will go out and fuck chicks.

00:17:33.000 But not you.

00:17:34.000 You can too.

00:17:35.000 I don't give a shit.

00:17:36.000 I just want you around.

00:17:38.000 Dude, your fucking display behind you looks so stupid and gay and boring.

00:17:43.000 Pan up.

00:17:44.000 Look at how Ryan displays shirts.

00:17:46.000 You're a mental patient.

00:17:48.000 I like to display shirts that are just so cool.

00:17:53.000 No one displays shirts like that.

00:17:55.000 Like, put them at the base, the bottom, and let them hang down.

00:18:01.000 Like, what's the wrinkle with the shelf?

00:18:04.000 It's aesthetically painful to watch.

00:18:06.000 I got my web.

00:18:08.000 Ugh, your web's retarded, too.

00:18:10.000 It's just a disgusting mess.

00:18:12.000 Your set behind you kind of looks like your brain.

00:18:15.000 A disgusting mess.

00:18:18.000 Interesting theory.

00:18:21.000 I feel bad today because you know that little bodega plugin down the street?

00:18:26.000 Yeah?

00:18:28.000 I kind of like, I've been acquaintances with the guy who is at the register for a while, but today I like asked him something.

00:18:34.000 I was like, how's your supply doing?

00:18:36.000 I heard the supply chains all messed up.

00:18:37.000 He's like, oh, it's very bad.

00:18:39.000 Like, 40% of 100 is what we have.

00:18:43.000 I was like, wait, wait.

00:18:44.000 Why are you doing an Indian accent?

00:18:45.000 They're Hispanics.

00:18:47.000 The other one, the gas station bodega one.

00:18:51.000 It's like there's a little bodega inside, gas station outside.

00:18:55.000 Indian guy.

00:18:56.000 Oh, you mean way up?

00:18:57.000 You go there?

00:18:58.000 I go there.

00:18:58.000 Well, I, I, yeah.

00:19:00.000 You get food at a gas station?

00:19:02.000 They got good coffee.

00:19:04.000 Oh, okay.

00:19:06.000 So.

00:19:06.000 And what kind of food is that?

00:19:08.000 I feel bad.

00:19:09.000 Um, well, I got Twinkies.

00:19:12.000 Because I had breakfast at home.

00:19:14.000 So they don't have food there.

00:19:16.000 We could eat Twinkies?

00:19:18.000 So it's a gas station.

00:19:19.000 A normal gas station.

00:19:21.000 Sure, sure.

00:19:22.000 But they have, you know, they got some baked goods.

00:19:24.000 But anyway, I feel like I made friends with the guy.

00:19:27.000 So now I have a gas station friend.

00:19:30.000 Yep.

00:19:31.000 And as soon as I'm talking to him, guys walk in, burst the door open, just like, ha ha, nigga, nigga, nigga.

00:19:39.000 and they're going to give him a hard time.

00:19:40.000 And like, he has to deal with just mean people all day.

00:19:43.000 So now I feel bad that I left my friend in this shitty position.

00:19:47.000 So we're talking for what?

00:19:48.000 This is the first conversation this guy has.

00:19:49.000 His friend is in the South Bronx, right?

00:19:51.000 Yes.

00:19:52.000 He is in paradise.

00:19:54.000 He comes from Chipotnahe in Chotito.

00:20:00.000 Okay, well.

00:20:01.000 He comes from a place where they have to have commercials on TV to tell people to stop shitting in the street.

00:20:07.000 There's human feces everywhere.

00:20:09.000 He looks around and he's like, nobody's seen that commercial around here.

00:20:13.000 It melts.

00:20:14.000 Then it rains.

00:20:16.000 Then you're walking down maybe like Tutti Boulevard off of Chahantahat.

00:20:23.000 Right?

00:20:23.000 Right by Pierilarki Street.

00:20:26.000 And a Chuti drives by and sprays diarrhea all over you.

00:20:33.000 My lord.

00:20:34.000 Like if we got off a plane, opened the window and said hi, we'd both have explosive diarrhea.

00:20:40.000 That's terrible.

00:20:40.000 Like they talk about germ warfare and how Columbus brought all those diseases to the Caribbean.

00:20:45.000 Yeah, they are diseases.

00:20:47.000 Like we couldn't live there.

00:20:48.000 We couldn't spend a week there.

00:20:50.000 They're bringing diseases around from Tuti Street to Kabaharnashna Street.

00:20:53.000 Yes.

00:20:54.000 Oh man.

00:20:55.000 The only way we could live or even visit India would be to be on rascals where the seat was a toilet.

00:21:01.000 Constantly conditioning spices.

00:21:04.000 That's shit.

00:21:05.000 And then you'd have to have an IV drip of that shit that pediolite.

00:21:10.000 You'd have to have a pediolite IV drip on your rascal as you shat out the base.

00:21:14.000 So you're just constantly ingesting and pooping at the same time.

00:21:17.000 Yeah, so this guy comes to a place where there's some African-American gentlemen and some rude Puerto Ricans, an odd Dominican, who tell him to go fuck himself.

00:21:25.000 Great.

00:21:26.000 That's not diarrhea in my face.

00:21:28.000 All right.

00:21:29.000 Well, now I feel better about it.

00:21:30.000 I don't tip immigrants.

00:21:32.000 I go, you got a tip.

00:21:34.000 It's called America.

00:21:35.000 You're welcome.

00:21:36.000 Bye.

00:21:37.000 So he's fine.

00:21:38.000 Yes.

00:21:39.000 Did you hear about this front page of the post today?

00:21:41.000 I should have brought it in.

00:21:43.000 They're coming to Westchester Airport, where I live.

00:21:46.000 And in the dead of night, Biden is dropping off tons of illegals.

00:21:50.000 And the liberal housewives love it.

00:21:52.000 They're like, good, finally.

00:21:56.000 I'm happy to employ them.

00:21:57.000 They can mow my lawn.

00:22:00.000 Biden's secret flights, unaccompanied migrant kids land in Westchester in dead of night.

00:22:05.000 I had guys telling me that they saw this with their own eyes because they work at the Westchester airport, which is a tiny airport.

00:22:12.000 And they're just flooding them.

00:22:14.000 You know what?

00:22:15.000 Good.

00:22:16.000 I'm out of here soon.

00:22:18.000 This is Westchester's all blue.

00:22:22.000 Okay.

00:22:23.000 You want to see what it's like to have your kid's bike stolen?

00:22:26.000 Bring them in.

00:22:29.000 I have a buddy who grew up in Queens, and his dad used to always say to him, his dad was a cop.

00:22:34.000 He'd say, you know what you're getting for Christmas?

00:22:36.000 No, you know what the Puerto Ricans down the street are getting for Christmas?

00:22:38.000 Your bike.

00:22:42.000 Oh, shit.

00:22:43.000 You're in the wrong fucking city, you fucking scumbag.

00:22:47.000 That's my welcoming committee at the Westchester Airport.

00:22:50.000 You got to have the fag part.

00:22:51.000 That's the funniest part.

00:22:52.000 Not fucking good, you fucking rat, scumbag, fucking fag.

00:22:59.000 That word might be the funniest word in the world.

00:23:02.000 Fag?

00:23:03.000 Fag.

00:23:03.000 Yeah.

00:23:04.000 Yeah.

00:23:04.000 Did you know that the people you call if your sewer is backed up in the Bronx is sewers?

00:23:13.000 Sue is.

00:23:14.000 S-U-E-Z.

00:23:15.000 Sue is.

00:23:16.000 So it's pronounced the way Bronx people pronounce sewers.

00:23:20.000 Oh, the sewers are blocked up.

00:23:22.000 You should call sewers.

00:23:25.000 That's confusing.

00:23:26.000 Is that on purpose?

00:23:27.000 Because that's funny.

00:23:28.000 Sue is.

00:23:29.000 Who cares?

00:23:30.000 Again, who cares what the motive is?

00:23:33.000 I'm amused.

00:23:34.000 That's all that matters.

00:23:35.000 I want you to be as amused as possible.

00:23:37.000 So don't start going, is that real?

00:23:39.000 Like that robot.

00:23:40.000 Enjoy your dirty arm.

00:23:43.000 If someone CGI'd some of the freaks in the background, okay, they did.

00:23:46.000 I'm sure there are times when you need to know if it's real or not.

00:23:49.000 Like yesterday with Joe Biden's face, and he's like, fewer democracies.

00:23:54.000 Fewer!

00:23:55.000 They had fucked up with his face, fucked up his face a little bit.

00:23:59.000 So there you kind of want to know because you want to know if your president's becoming deformed.

00:24:03.000 But in 99% of cases, just fucking have a laugh.

00:24:07.000 Just having a laugh.

00:24:10.000 Speaking of fags, I had one of the biggest LOLs of my life this morning.

00:24:16.000 My YouTube algorithm sends me sopranos because I've sinned and I've watched too many clips.

00:24:21.000 And now when you look at my YouTube page, I wish you could undo some of the algorithms.

00:24:25.000 Yeah.

00:24:25.000 Like if I researched pedophilia for a day, I'm sure my YouTube would be all like kids in the bath.

00:24:31.000 And I'm like, I don't want that.

00:24:34.000 Oh, yeah, yeah.

00:24:34.000 This computer is ruined.

00:24:35.000 I mean, yeah.

00:24:37.000 Oh, you remember you did that gay gay porn thing?

00:24:42.000 So we have a weird koala bear?

00:24:45.000 No, I'm not a weird koala bear, but I don't know.

00:24:50.000 I have to work on more of his things that he says.

00:24:52.000 I had drinks with him yesterday.

00:24:53.000 I know, I saw that.

00:24:54.000 And he posted a picture of it on social media.

00:24:58.000 I did?

00:24:58.000 No, he did.

00:24:59.000 Oh, phew.

00:25:00.000 Ergo, his face is okay to be on the internet next to yours.

00:25:04.000 So I don't understand this whole thing.

00:25:06.000 It was surprisingly intellectual.

00:25:09.000 And we even had a debate about atheism where he fucking nailed me in the guts.

00:25:15.000 You can't win a faith versus no.

00:25:17.000 No, I just made a stupid mistake.

00:25:19.000 Oh.

00:25:19.000 And he caught it.

00:25:20.000 It was like boxing.

00:25:21.000 I left myself open and he got me with a rib shot and cracked my ribs.

00:25:25.000 But I was like, dude, we're having a very interesting conversation.

00:25:29.000 If this was recorded, it would be a hit for both of us.

00:25:33.000 And I love all the shows on censored, but if you look at the stats, it's me, AIU, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, all the other shows.

00:25:42.000 I don't mean any disrespect to the other shows.

00:25:44.000 It's just the way the math of it is.

00:25:47.000 So like, we're the hot tamales.

00:25:49.000 So let's take advantage of that and try to get subscriptions up.

00:25:53.000 But he's like, no, I respect my privacy.

00:25:55.000 Well, I don't want to see your dick.

00:25:58.000 I kind of do.

00:26:00.000 Really?

00:26:00.000 That'd be interesting.

00:26:01.000 You want to see his dick.

00:26:02.000 He's tall.

00:26:03.000 He's probably like 6'2 ⁇ .

00:26:05.000 So I assume his dick is like big-sized.

00:26:07.000 Oh, I don't care about the size.

00:26:09.000 It's interesting to see a guy's dick.

00:26:12.000 It's a joke.

00:26:14.000 But no, the gay porn thing.

00:26:15.000 So we have a guy who could remotely come in here and do some like high-tech nerd shit.

00:26:20.000 And it was his first day.

00:26:21.000 I saw him messing around with the mouse.

00:26:23.000 So I just took control of it and then typed in gay porn.

00:26:26.000 But by then, he had left.

00:26:27.000 And I was texting him.

00:26:28.000 I was like, no, no, log back in.

00:26:29.000 He's like, no, I just want to see if it works.

00:26:30.000 I was like, no, you're going to want to log back in and just kind of check it out.

00:26:33.000 And I left on gay porn.

00:26:34.000 And then you came back thinking you caught me watching gay porn.

00:26:37.000 Who just types in gay porn?

00:26:39.000 Not a gay guy.

00:26:40.000 Wow, you sound really defensive.

00:26:42.000 No, I. And you're bringing it up out of the blue.

00:26:46.000 But no, I was saying, I was coming up with these cockamame theories where an atheist argument for God, where I was saying, just call it nature.

00:26:53.000 And I was saying, maybe this is heaven.

00:26:54.000 Maybe we died when we were born.

00:26:56.000 And I go, and maybe hell is the ostracization you feel or you experience when you sin, when you do something wrong, like when you kill someone.

00:27:05.000 You're not part of society anymore.

00:27:07.000 You're not having babies.

00:27:08.000 No one wants to marry you.

00:27:09.000 You're a murderer.

00:27:11.000 And then he goes, all murderers have kids.

00:27:14.000 Go check in on any prison.

00:27:17.000 And I was like, okay, so that part I got to take back to the drawing board.

00:27:22.000 That one is a cracked rib.

00:27:24.000 But then I also got him when I go, I won't say he obviously values his privacy.

00:27:29.000 I won't get into details about his personal life, but it's imperfect.

00:27:32.000 He has some problems, as we all do.

00:27:33.000 But I pointed out that his problems, both of them, both of the major ones, I think, come from rejecting traditionalism and God and, you know, the patriarchy.

00:27:45.000 And if you had followed that tradition, then you wouldn't have these problems.

00:27:49.000 So, you know, you're telling me about how great atheism is and it seems to be fucking you over.

00:27:55.000 It's funny.

00:27:56.000 Same thing with Paul Bazile.

00:27:58.000 I'm like, everything, the society that you enjoy is because of Christianity and because of God and people's, you know, praise of God and belief and faith.

00:28:07.000 And so what you're doing is almost like you're a wallflower at a dance and you're on the sidelines that you're enjoying the dance.

00:28:15.000 You're not participating in it, but the whole reason it exists is because of God.

00:28:18.000 So it's kind of like you're not leeching off of the system that God created, but you benefit from it.

00:28:24.000 Yeah, and you're ending it.

00:28:26.000 Like if you're not married and you don't have a kid, you're the last.

00:28:29.000 And that must feel pretty bad to have run from saber-toothed tigers.

00:28:34.000 You know, you survived the bubonic plague, all of these conquests, the crusades.

00:28:40.000 We go through the Siberian winters.

00:28:42.000 We come from Africa, get up, go over the Bering Strait, whatever it is, make it to North America.

00:28:49.000 You know, slavery, civil war.

00:28:52.000 You're finally here after all that shit.

00:28:54.000 And there's no wars, really.

00:28:56.000 I mean, there's Afghanistan and Iraq, sort of.

00:28:59.000 Afghanistan's done, I guess.

00:29:00.000 So there's like one war going on.

00:29:03.000 And you're like, we're done.

00:29:05.000 I can feel a thousand cavemen and people just wearing those rags, like more gruel, like those paupers with those little stupid leather shoes, like in the shame, shame, shame days.

00:29:16.000 And they're sort of going, shame, shame.

00:29:18.000 Like, what have you done, dude?

00:29:19.000 I busted my ass to get you into this paradise you're in.

00:29:24.000 Oh, it's no paradise.

00:29:25.000 America was never great.

00:29:27.000 The climate, climate change.

00:29:29.000 We're all going to die.

00:29:31.000 It's unethical to bring kids into this world, into a climate change world.

00:29:35.000 God damn it.

00:29:36.000 What a dumb, embarrassing, brainwash thing to say.

00:29:39.000 So I got the picture here.

00:29:41.000 Just doing a finishing touch.

00:29:44.000 What picture?

00:29:45.000 That he posted?

00:29:47.000 And he put a funny thing there, too.

00:29:52.000 So I put the kangaroo face on, but here's the big reveal.

00:29:56.000 He posted this.

00:29:58.000 Okay?

00:29:59.000 There's his face.

00:30:01.000 Yep.

00:30:01.000 This is what he said.

00:30:02.000 Met up with Gavin McGinnis tonight.

00:30:04.000 Don't spell my name right.

00:30:05.000 Drinks were consumed.

00:30:06.000 Laughter occurred.

00:30:07.000 Bathrooms were visited by him more than me at censored.tv.

00:30:10.000 Oh, we just got to get that fucking dig in, Daniel.

00:30:14.000 Yeah.

00:30:15.000 Look how rich I am.

00:30:17.000 I got $120.

00:30:18.000 Is that Keynes?

00:30:20.000 No, that's the Oyster Bar in Grand Central.

00:30:22.000 Oh, hell yeah.

00:30:23.000 They're open again?

00:30:24.000 Yep.

00:30:24.000 Righteous.

00:30:25.000 He asked to see my vaccine card.

00:30:27.000 What'd you do?

00:30:28.000 I showed it to him.

00:30:29.000 Oh, so back to Faggotry.

00:30:33.000 Anyway, it was an alarmingly pleasant conversation.

00:30:35.000 He's a very intelligent individual.

00:30:37.000 But it was kind of done like a podcast interview in many ways.

00:30:40.000 It would have been great to have on fucking video.

00:30:42.000 But anyway, this made me LOL.

00:30:47.000 And I LOL once a year, like a real one.

00:30:51.000 And I was alone in the studio.

00:30:53.000 Of course, Ryan's always late.

00:30:54.000 And I was, like, I'm sure the people in the next room were annoyed.

00:30:59.000 Anyway, play it.

00:31:01.000 You can go.

00:31:06.000 Tell you one thing.

00:31:07.000 You know, when to me, this kid was spreading rumors about, he'd have something up his own ass.

00:31:11.000 And it wouldn't be no cock either.

00:31:13.000 That's the point, though.

00:31:15.000 This guy's now.

00:31:16.000 I know him.

00:31:17.000 See, this is when they discovered that Beato was gay.

00:31:20.000 Yeah.

00:31:21.000 He'd have something up his own ass.

00:31:22.000 He wouldn't be no cock.

00:31:24.000 You know what one of my MAGA dad baseball guys told me?

00:31:27.000 He goes, yeah, they got Lil Steven on the show because the actors were so bad that they needed more viewers.

00:31:34.000 So they thought, oh, Bruce Bringstein fans will watch if we have Lil Steven play, what does it sell?

00:31:41.000 Sylv.

00:31:41.000 Silve.

00:31:43.000 And I go, what?

00:31:45.000 And he goes, like, Paulie, like, that guy's an actual mobster.

00:31:48.000 That's why he was so bad at acting.

00:31:50.000 What?

00:31:51.000 Well.

00:31:52.000 Pauli is, I don't even know how to express the joy I feel every time he comes on the screen.

00:31:58.000 It ascends acting and TV.

00:32:01.000 You know, when it's hot and you're parched and you're hungover and you finally get a cold Gatorade and you're like, and you're going, I'm about to kill this.

00:32:07.000 I hope no one wants any.

00:32:10.000 That's what it feels like drinking Gatorade on a hot day after a brutal thirst, after a workout.

00:32:15.000 He's so satisfying.

00:32:17.000 You ever see this interview of him?

00:32:18.000 Amazing.

00:32:20.000 It's from some documentary, and then his segment was titled The Gangster.

00:32:26.000 So this is him as just a dude in 1989.

00:32:29.000 But you were Italian, were you fighting against Italians?

00:32:32.000 We were fighting Irish and blacks.

00:32:35.000 Oh, that's black.

00:32:37.000 I can tell by the bracks.

00:32:39.000 He talks about falling in love with this girl and he went to jail for her and everything.

00:32:43.000 Did he hide his face?

00:32:44.000 Is he supposed to be hidden?

00:32:46.000 No.

00:32:46.000 Oh, well, why is it so badly lit then?

00:32:49.000 That's just the production.

00:32:52.000 Bomb robberies.

00:32:55.000 Taking off bookmakers.

00:32:58.000 That was a crazy kid.

00:33:00.000 I did time at Sing Sing, Auburn, Walkill.

00:33:03.000 I did time all over.

00:33:04.000 Which was the least pleasant?

00:33:09.000 None of them are real special.

00:33:13.000 Dude, the guy is such a fucking G. What a fucking great guy.

00:33:17.000 Speaking of great dudes, check out this dude's Halloween display.

00:33:21.000 Neighbors are mad at him.

00:33:22.000 What are you mad about?

00:33:24.000 It scares the kids?

00:33:26.000 Yeah.

00:33:26.000 That's the goal of Halloween.

00:33:28.000 If kids aren't scared, you failed.

00:33:31.000 Remember when we were scaring kids and we were werewolves?

00:33:34.000 And Brian takes off his werewolf mask and he goes, we got to reboot here.

00:33:38.000 This is not working.

00:33:39.000 Obviously, they know we're not werewolves.

00:33:42.000 Right, yeah, yeah.

00:33:43.000 So we're not scaring anyone here.

00:33:45.000 And that's when we realized we learned through trial and error that the only way to scare kids is the classic jump scare.

00:33:53.000 Oh, man.

00:33:54.000 And I've told you this before.

00:33:56.000 We discussed this and we'll be doing it this Halloween.

00:33:59.000 But what really slams, what really slaps is I wear a yellow sweater vest with a shirt buttoned up all the way and I have a little bit of rouge on my cheeks.

00:34:09.000 I don't know if I have glasses on.

00:34:11.000 I think I do.

00:34:12.000 And I have white slacks on and I go, hi, how are you?

00:34:16.000 Come on in.

00:34:18.000 And then they're getting candy and they're totally sketched out.

00:34:22.000 And then Ryan jumps out of a box and goes, ah, and then I scream too.

00:34:27.000 So when you go, ah, I go, oh my God.

00:34:30.000 So now they think the host isn't part of this.

00:34:33.000 That's a good one.

00:34:34.000 And then I have a code word with Ryan.

00:34:36.000 I go, thank you for coming.

00:34:37.000 Yep.

00:34:38.000 Thanks for calling.

00:34:39.000 I almost just yelled and screamed and jumped out as you said that.

00:34:42.000 It's almost like a Manchurian carrot knocked over.

00:34:46.000 Yeah, it's like Pavlov.

00:34:47.000 So I don't have, I requested to follow, but he was a private guy.

00:34:52.000 Oh.

00:34:53.000 Is this not it?

00:34:55.000 No, no, no.

00:34:56.000 This is a guy.

00:34:57.000 It might be.

00:35:16.000 I have no problem with the talking pumpkins.

00:35:18.000 Turn them off at 11.

00:35:20.000 Maybe 9 kids are going to bed.

00:35:33.000 It upsets my husband because our bedroom is right outside their driveway.

00:35:40.000 Wow, they really invited the noose crew inside, huh?

00:35:44.000 Whenever I see those huge Halloween displays, I just think, that's just money.

00:35:49.000 You know what I mean?

00:35:50.000 You just bought a bunch of shit.

00:35:52.000 And now you've got to store it all year.

00:35:53.000 The cost of storing it probably overtakes the price of the thing, right?

00:35:59.000 Like it's probably a storage unit that is as big as your office there is 200 bucks a month.

00:36:05.000 So for a year, we're up to two grand.

00:36:10.000 Is it two grand worth of stuff?

00:36:11.000 Probably about the same.

00:36:14.000 But no, the guy I'm talking about, he's got a wood chipper with body parts in it, and it's shooting blood over the pathway to get to the house and into a pit that recycles.

00:36:26.000 It's a fountain.

00:36:28.000 That's fucking awesome.

00:36:30.000 And then there's blood everywhere and dead bodies with knives in them and stuff.

00:36:35.000 Yeah, that's him.

00:36:36.000 Sick.

00:36:37.000 Okay.

00:36:38.000 Okay.

00:36:40.000 Now that we've got the new Ethernet cable, things should be moving along.

00:36:44.000 I thought you quit Brave.

00:36:46.000 Yeah, the thing is I can't get it to automatically open in Brave, so I'm just going to go back to Brave for a little bit.

00:36:52.000 Yeah, that's him.

00:36:54.000 Yeah, that's the one I was talking about.

00:36:55.000 Jeez.

00:36:57.000 That's the wood chipper.

00:36:58.000 That shoots out blood.

00:37:03.000 I know, he's awesome.

00:37:06.000 I love that people are mad at him.

00:37:07.000 What are you mad about?

00:37:10.000 I need a video.

00:37:11.000 There it is.

00:37:12.000 I wish there was a video.

00:37:16.000 How do the kids get to the front?

00:37:18.000 How are you supposed to trick or treat there?

00:37:22.000 I have a weird theory.

00:37:24.000 It doesn't apply to this guy.

00:37:25.000 This guy's just funny.

00:37:26.000 But I've noticed, like, in really liberal areas, they go absolutely nuts on Halloween starting October 1st.

00:37:34.000 Now, Halloween is great for kids, but if adults are in it, it's usually because they're partiers and the wives dress sexy and he fucks her in the bathroom at someone else's house.

00:37:44.000 I think it might be kind of anti-Christian.

00:37:47.000 Like, they know evangelicals are freaked out about it, like the dummies we showed last week who want a principal canceled because she went like this at an Iron Maiden concert.

00:37:56.000 So they think that's the typical Christian.

00:37:57.000 So they're trying, it's like a fuck you to Christianity.

00:38:01.000 Because I guarantee you, those same houses are not spruced up December 1st for Christmas.

00:38:08.000 Well, isn't the original conservative like the one that would kind of not like nasty speech and blood and guts?

00:38:17.000 Old school conservatives were kind of the boring shake their finger at you people.

00:38:21.000 Now not so much.

00:38:23.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:38:25.000 I have to admit, I go crazy during Christmas.

00:38:28.000 I spend about 500 bucks on wreaths and shit.

00:38:30.000 Our wreath is as big, it's six feet tall.

00:38:33.000 You named it our wreath of Franklin, which I thought was cool because you demand people respect it.

00:38:38.000 Yeah.

00:38:39.000 And I have to admit, I am kind of doing that for Christmas spirit, for the jingle tingles.

00:38:45.000 But there's also part of me that's like, you got a problem with this, bitch?

00:38:49.000 Right.

00:38:50.000 So everything's political in 2021.

00:38:53.000 Even your fucking monsters.

00:38:56.000 Oh, there we go.

00:39:03.000 Wow, that is a.

00:39:04.000 I thought kids, when I had kids, they'd be more excited about Halloween and what I came up with.

00:39:10.000 But they are 0% interested in what you think they should be for Halloween.

00:39:15.000 They know what they want to be.

00:39:17.000 Oh, fuck, I hate this shit.

00:39:18.000 I don't know what I want to be.

00:39:21.000 I'm kind of sad that I don't know.

00:39:24.000 Well, you'll be busy in a box in my house.

00:39:26.000 That's true.

00:39:27.000 Yeah, I can't wear a thing.

00:39:29.000 And all we have to do with you is paint your face white because you're such a weird race that people looking at it in a strange presentation, like covered in white, it just scares the shit out of people.

00:39:40.000 That's what I used to do.

00:39:41.000 When I would scare kids when it was my job, I would just make my face white.

00:39:46.000 Oh, that looks cool.

00:39:48.000 Wow.

00:39:48.000 And then make my mustache black, everything white.

00:39:50.000 Then I'd wear latex gloves inside out.

00:39:54.000 You don't have to be scary.

00:39:55.000 You just have to be weird.

00:39:56.000 Turn it up.

00:39:57.000 There's a submersible pump in there that pushes water through this line.

00:40:04.000 There's also a feed line that replenishes some water when I need it.

00:40:08.000 Obviously the electricity.

00:40:11.000 The mine is hidden under there.

00:40:15.000 Under there.

00:40:18.000 Into the fountain head.

00:40:20.000 And yes, I am working on fine-tuning this thing and painting it red.

00:40:29.000 I am working on fine-tuning this thing and painting it red.

00:40:32.000 I know what you're thinking.

00:40:33.000 Yeah, like we were like, oh, it kind of sucks that the nozzles aren't red.

00:40:38.000 How half-assed can you get?

00:40:41.000 It rules.

00:40:44.000 This is going around.

00:40:46.000 One thing I talked with Devin about was how everything, all this complaining about I'm black and everyone hates me and my life sucks.

00:40:54.000 That's our life.

00:40:56.000 If anyone can complain about adversity and confrontation and being blocked everywhere they go and having their families, I am in, and I've said this before, I'm in a mixed race marriage in the 50s.

00:41:08.000 I'm black and my wife is white.

00:41:12.000 Like, that's the treatment we get in our neighborhood.

00:41:15.000 And I'm banned from the banks.

00:41:17.000 I can't do banking.

00:41:20.000 I've been canceled from all social media.

00:41:22.000 I'm not invited to the conversation.

00:41:24.000 Yet we thrive.

00:41:25.000 And Devin's the same way.

00:41:26.000 He's been banned from everything, ostracized, ousted, and he's making tons of money because we work hard against the odds.

00:41:35.000 And then when bleeps and other groups are complaining about how hard it is for them, the opposite is true.

00:41:41.000 There's a red carpet.

00:41:43.000 If you're a black accountant, you're the Beatles.

00:41:47.000 You're running down the street with mobs of employers chasing you, screaming, and it smells like urine because they're so excited they piss themselves.

00:41:57.000 But the complaining never sees.

00:41:59.000 And that's another ironic thing, too, is that Devin and I never complain about it.

00:42:03.000 Like you don't have us sitting here going, we're going to sue Twitter.

00:42:06.000 This is fucked up.

00:42:07.000 I need to get back on Facebook.

00:42:09.000 One more chance, Instagram.

00:42:11.000 Hey, PayPal, please.

00:42:13.000 We just go, fuck you, bitch, and move on.

00:42:17.000 But then you have these whiners.

00:42:19.000 Look at this silly cow.

00:42:23.000 Now, I know you're new to the whole enjoy everything, who cares?

00:42:28.000 So I'll give you a courtesy.

00:42:31.000 I did look this up.

00:42:32.000 It is real.

00:42:33.000 But we shouldn't have to look it up anymore.

00:42:35.000 You know my favorite thing?

00:42:36.000 Her logo is a right hand.

00:42:40.000 That fist.

00:42:41.000 Yes.

00:42:42.000 Left-handed power.

00:42:43.000 Oops, it's the right hand.

00:42:47.000 But zoom in on that.

00:42:49.000 It's really hard to be her.

00:42:51.000 You know, I think a valid prejudice is uglyism.

00:42:55.000 They get less jobs.

00:42:56.000 They're less wanted.

00:42:57.000 And she's clearly ugly.

00:42:59.000 She's made herself much uglier.

00:43:02.000 I think her presentation should be about uglyism.

00:43:05.000 What it's like to be a four.

00:43:08.000 But no, she's focused on this.

00:43:10.000 It's easier.

00:43:11.000 Makes life easier.

00:43:12.000 I'm not sure she understands how semicolons work.

00:43:16.000 Sense of belonging.

00:43:17.000 To fit in.

00:43:19.000 I mean, this woman's just an imbecile.

00:43:22.000 Why would you add a semicolon and then to fit in?

00:43:25.000 What's the matter with sense of belonging?

00:43:30.000 The world is organized for right-handers.

00:43:32.000 Not sure why right gets a capital R. More access.

00:43:37.000 Yeah, that was covered in the world is organized.

00:43:40.000 More opportunity.

00:43:41.000 No, you've already covered that.

00:43:42.000 More advantage.

00:43:43.000 This is not a list.

00:43:45.000 It should be a smart privilege.

00:43:48.000 I don't know how to do point form notes, so the world is stacked.

00:43:53.000 The odds are stacked against me.

00:43:55.000 Look at her fucking hideous hair.

00:43:58.000 Looks like a comma.

00:43:59.000 That's why she likes semicolons so much.

00:44:01.000 She is one.

00:44:02.000 Speaking of that sneeze you just did, do you see this?

00:44:05.000 You made the 2021 year of the sneeze.

00:44:08.000 I did not know this.

00:44:10.000 This is one of my favorite subjects.

00:44:11.000 Me.

00:44:12.000 Were people just walking at the rivers?

00:44:15.000 Hold on, I want to get COVID.

00:44:22.000 Don't hold it in, Berg.

00:44:23.000 Let it out.

00:44:25.000 You could see the particles come out of your mouth.

00:44:28.000 That's the funniest part of the week for me.

00:44:29.000 I'm the biggest sneezer.

00:44:31.000 You're the best.

00:44:31.000 No one sneezes more.

00:44:33.000 There's one by Chrissy Mayer.

00:44:36.000 Oh, my God.

00:44:37.000 No one sneezes more particles.

00:44:39.000 No, skip to ours.

00:44:40.000 Gino invented that headband thing.

00:44:43.000 Yeah.

00:44:45.000 Oh, my God.

00:44:47.000 Jesus, I'm spitting everything.

00:44:51.000 And this is an anomaly.

00:44:52.000 Whatever you did here.

00:44:53.000 I still can't figure it out.

00:44:56.000 This counts as a sneeze.

00:45:06.000 What did we just watch?

00:45:07.000 I'm having some kind of a sinus breakdown.

00:45:11.000 Was that a yawn or a say wherever the whole audience was waiting for a sneeze?

00:45:15.000 And then you yawned.

00:45:16.000 It was both.

00:45:17.000 It was the sneeze that got killed by a yawn.

00:45:19.000 All my instincts in my face are going sideways.

00:45:22.000 I haven't seen anything like that before.

00:45:23.000 What is this?

00:45:24.000 I can't believe that counted.

00:45:26.000 It was the most amusing one.

00:45:28.000 It's true.

00:45:29.000 Who is that that you follow?

00:45:30.000 Who put that together?

00:45:32.000 I want to do a sneeze cop.

00:45:33.000 Yeah, it is great.

00:45:34.000 And that one would, you just sneezed before, so another entry.

00:45:39.000 I don't know the name of that gentleman.

00:45:40.000 Let's see here.

00:45:44.000 Dude, your internet's not going very fast.

00:45:47.000 Damian Rogers.

00:45:48.000 God bless him.

00:45:49.000 2021, the year of the sneeze.

00:45:54.000 Proud Boys.

00:45:54.000 Let's do the Proud Boys thingamadoodle.

00:46:02.000 Don't start fights.

00:46:03.000 They finished out of your boy.

00:46:07.000 I'll make you proud of your boys.

00:46:11.000 Proud boys, stand back and stand by.

00:46:18.000 I went to this thing on Long Island, a Proud Boys meetup.

00:46:21.000 By the way, why don't you go to Proud Boys meetups?

00:46:24.000 Pregnant wife and all that.

00:46:26.000 Our Saturdays are, we really try to stick together and make the most of the meeting.

00:46:30.000 No, but I haven't seen you go to one in years.

00:46:32.000 Well, the New York one is kind of defunct.

00:46:34.000 I mean, I actually have hung out with the guys pretty recently.

00:46:37.000 We went to the meeting.

00:46:40.000 You go to all the parties, but West Fets.

00:46:43.000 It was a meetup.

00:46:44.000 But you don't go to meetups.

00:46:45.000 It was at the Jimmy Buffett Margaritaville.

00:46:47.000 There was everybody you could name in the New York place.

00:46:50.000 And then even before that, we went karaoke.

00:46:53.000 Then we had a dinner together.

00:46:55.000 Even before that.

00:46:56.000 Okay.

00:46:56.000 Not too long ago.

00:46:59.000 So it was on Long Island.

00:47:01.000 There was guys there from all over Hudson Valley, New York, like upstate, Newburgh.

00:47:07.000 They all drove down.

00:47:08.000 There was about 60 guys there.

00:47:13.000 But there was that when we first got there, there was about 20.

00:47:17.000 And then a whole crew showed up in this yellow truck that this guy, Tony, had put together with giant speakers on the front playing like old-timey World War I anthems.

00:47:27.000 Like it wasn't specifically the paratroopers song, Glory, Glory, what a hell of it.

00:47:32.000 What was that kind of music?

00:47:34.000 Loud.

00:47:35.000 I mean, the speakers were four feet high.

00:47:38.000 And they had flags all over the back that said Prowboys and Trump and all that shit.

00:47:42.000 And they had just been to about half a dozen towns on Long Island walking down Main Street, pissing everyone off.

00:47:50.000 And I said, how'd it go?

00:47:52.000 And he goes, I shouldn't say pissing everyone off, pissing women off.

00:47:55.000 He goes, women were mad, and they'd give us the finger, and then guys would cheer and give the thumbs up.

00:48:02.000 So this American divorce is looking like it's got male and female sides to it.

00:48:10.000 But then I notice on Twitter, it's these weird beta cucks, which are maybe 2%, and then the other 98% are just these angry housewives.

00:48:20.000 Go to 1.8.

00:48:23.000 Suburbs more worried about this.

00:48:25.000 Yeah, it's funny too, because they don't give a shit about illegals arriving in droves in the middle of the night and just being dropped off.

00:48:36.000 That's fine.

00:48:38.000 But Proud Boys going on a march.

00:48:40.000 This guy, I checked out, Colonel Hogan.

00:48:42.000 He's my age and he's Antifa and he lives in the suburbs.

00:48:46.000 Could you possibly be a bigger loser?

00:48:49.000 I actually have no problem with teenage Antifa.

00:48:52.000 It's a silly phase and it's normal to go through that phase.

00:48:55.000 Fuck capitalism.

00:48:57.000 Sure.

00:48:58.000 But a grown-ass man?

00:49:00.000 Click on his name, Colonel Hogan.

00:49:05.000 No Pasaran?

00:49:06.000 I don't know what the hell that means.

00:49:09.000 Look, Black Lives Matter.

00:49:11.000 And you can tell by his neck, he's in his late 40s, early 50s.

00:49:16.000 Resister, anti-fascist, BLM, defund the police, defund Israel.

00:49:22.000 He's definitely Jewish.

00:49:24.000 He's a gino.

00:49:26.000 Go back.

00:49:29.000 So click on the picks.

00:49:31.000 Oh, yeah.

00:49:31.000 So Save America Rally back to the end, right?

00:49:34.000 So this guy, this geriatric Antifa, he fought back against Prowboys for doing that.

00:49:40.000 You know how he did it?

00:49:41.000 He put up Antifa stickers.

00:49:45.000 How's that for a fuck you?

00:49:46.000 Go to the next pic.

00:49:49.000 Those are the stickers he put up.

00:49:51.000 And then he showed pictures of it, too.

00:49:53.000 It's like on the back of a stop sign.

00:49:55.000 And he goes, whoa, they're going to be pretty upset when they roll into town and see this everywhere.

00:50:00.000 Which they didn't see.

00:50:01.000 They were very hard to see.

00:50:09.000 Looks like I have to decorate Belmore station again.

00:50:15.000 What a fucking loser.

00:50:17.000 I don't know if anyone sees or cares about these tweets pointing out the growing dangers of fash using that abbreviation here on Long Island.

00:50:25.000 I'm tired of being the only active resistor out there, but FYI here's a proud boys storming through yesterday.

00:50:31.000 Yeah, quite the same for what it's worth.

00:50:36.000 Now, one of the guys is black.

00:50:38.000 That guy.

00:50:40.000 I hung out with all those dudes that night.

00:50:44.000 They like to do shots.

00:50:48.000 And then I was looking at the comments and there's all these people.

00:50:51.000 Look, what the fuck?

00:50:53.000 Freezing the black guy, doing a screen grab of him and saying, he's there with white nationalists doing the white power symbol.

00:51:02.000 And it doesn't occur to any of them that they're wrong.

00:51:05.000 I know I ain't seen no black dude.

00:51:09.000 You did.

00:51:12.000 What have you to say?

00:51:13.000 It's like saying, some guy is straight.

00:51:16.000 This is the straightest guy.

00:51:17.000 His name's Rock Hudson.

00:51:18.000 He's a real ladykiller.

00:51:19.000 He's a cool guy.

00:51:21.000 And then you.

00:51:23.000 Andy Noah's in trouble for being near racist literature.

00:51:26.000 Look, there's Colonel Hogan taking care of business in your face.

00:51:33.000 I mean, he might be one of the biggest losers in the world.

00:51:35.000 Holy shit.

00:51:37.000 Look at what he did.

00:51:38.000 Dude, no one saw your stupid stickers.

00:51:41.000 You embarrassing twat.

00:51:43.000 And is there anything weaker than just putting up a sticker on a poll?

00:51:47.000 If you hate the Prowboys, go punch one.

00:51:51.000 Or confront them.

00:51:53.000 We need to scale up ops.

00:51:55.000 Anyway.

00:51:58.000 Yeah, so say you're talking about Rock Hudson.

00:52:00.000 He's The ultimate straight dude.

00:52:01.000 He's a badass.

00:52:01.000 He's awesome.

00:52:03.000 And then you see him with a dude, making out with a dude, tonguing him, sucking his dick.

00:52:13.000 Is it possible that you're wrong about Rock Hudson being a straight guy and a ladykiller?

00:52:18.000 Is it possible he's gay?

00:52:23.000 Did you consider that?

00:52:25.000 So it's a white nationalist group.

00:52:26.000 They're all racist.

00:52:27.000 And they see a black guy.

00:52:27.000 And instead of going, hmm, I should maybe reassess my understanding of this club.

00:52:32.000 They don't.

00:52:32.000 They just go, well, that's weird, but I'm plowing forward.

00:52:37.000 What's one nine?

00:52:44.000 Oh, another one.

00:52:45.000 Another video of it.

00:52:46.000 Pat Dog.

00:52:47.000 Turn it up.

00:53:10.000 Biden sucks.

00:53:12.000 That's the truck.

00:53:14.000 Law and order, it says on the front.

00:53:17.000 Just a quick update, by the way, speaking of those who oppose patriots.

00:53:21.000 Remember that loser who got shot?

00:53:24.000 He was with the crippled black girl.

00:53:25.000 This black girl has no arms or legs.

00:53:27.000 She's at rallies all the time, causing trouble, attacking people.

00:53:31.000 She had a boyfriend, a ginge, and he decided that he had to protect her.

00:53:38.000 So he walked over to some vet, and he's wearing an AR-15, and he walks over to the guy.

00:53:43.000 The guy fell threatened and killed him.

00:53:46.000 So that guy just went to jail for killing him.

00:53:48.000 An Army sergeant has been indicted in Austin on a murder and deadly conduct charge in the shooting death of Black Lives Matter protester Garrett Foster in a case that deepened debates about protesters' safety, self-defense, and the right to openly carry guns.

00:54:03.000 You fucking bitch.

00:54:04.000 Remember we saw her flopping around like a fish at some other rally saying police beat her, and she obviously had just slinked out of her wheelchair and was hobnobbing around with her stubs.

00:54:15.000 She got that guy killed.

00:54:17.000 And now the guy who killed him is going to jail.

00:54:20.000 What a mess.

00:54:25.000 I thought her name was Bob, actually, because I first met her at a swimming pool.

00:54:29.000 She was in the water.

00:54:33.000 Do we have a War on Cops thing?

00:54:36.000 An intro we don't.

00:54:38.000 But I think we may have to just do the longest show in the world.

00:54:42.000 I mean, we're...

00:54:44.000 I'm only on page one here, and I want to get through all this because it's important.

00:54:47.000 Including a super long green screen.

00:54:55.000 So that's cool.

00:55:10.000 That's fun.

00:55:12.000 So I talked about this on Anthony's show, I think it was, but we never showed the footage.

00:55:16.000 This is a cop getting shot with a handgun that is an automatic.

00:55:22.000 Oh, is it removed?

00:55:24.000 I wonder if that's the cops doing that or if it's the anti-cops doing that.

00:55:28.000 I mean, as a pro-cop guy, I want this video everywhere.

00:55:31.000 It's a...

00:55:33.000 But a handgun.

00:55:34.000 I guess there's something...

00:55:35.000 Again, if Maddie was here, he could explain, but there's something you can do to handguns where they become...

00:55:43.000 Was it a body cam?

00:55:44.000 No.

00:55:45.000 Oh, yeah, I guess it was.

00:55:46.000 Six days ago.

00:55:48.000 Let's see.

00:55:50.000 Shot.

00:55:53.000 Age-restricted.

00:55:54.000 Okay.

00:55:54.000 Let's see if we can get around that.

00:55:55.000 All right.

00:55:57.000 Click to see not see for work.

00:55:59.000 Watch on YouTube.

00:56:00.000 Okay.

00:56:01.000 I understand, and I would wish to proceed, unfortunately.

00:56:03.000 Yeah, this is it.

00:56:05.000 Thank you.

00:56:06.000 Did you hear that?

00:56:07.000 Yeah.

00:56:07.000 Oh, wow.

00:56:18.000 Rigged with auto switch.

00:56:20.000 Did he die?

00:56:29.000 Let me go.

00:56:36.000 Did we talk about the shooting in Brooklyn the other day?

00:56:39.000 Cops from New Rochelle, which is just above us, tracked down this guy who shot a dude in an Uber for being rude to him.

00:56:47.000 He's just like, fuck you, you're a dick.

00:56:49.000 So they tracked him down in Brooklyn.

00:56:51.000 There was a shootout where several clips were emptied and no one was hit.

00:56:55.000 And the cop who was telling him about it, I go, what are you, stormtroopers?

00:56:58.000 And he goes, dude, just fucking try it.

00:57:00.000 You know how you're nervous before a fight and your adrenaline's pounding?

00:57:04.000 Okay, now multiply that by a million because you could die.

00:57:07.000 So everyone is like, no one got shot.

00:57:15.000 And it was like, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang.

00:57:19.000 Bang, bang, bang, bang.

00:57:20.000 But find out if that guy got shot.

00:57:22.000 Is he dead?

00:57:25.000 That left an officer dead and another injured.

00:57:29.000 Jesus H. Not hearing about it.

00:57:32.000 Stories already disappeared.

00:57:35.000 2-1.

00:57:36.000 We also had, I think this was Houston, was it?

00:57:39.000 Oh, here's the shootout.

00:57:41.000 Oh, they got it?

00:57:42.000 See it, they say.

00:57:44.000 All right, I want to see it.

00:57:45.000 We do want to see it.

00:57:46.000 Dude, why are you lagging again?

00:57:49.000 Shootout in broad daylight.

00:57:51.000 Take a closer look.

00:57:52.000 That's a plainclothes officer from the New Rochelle Police Department jumping out of his car, firing his weapon, then running.

00:58:00.000 The officer is a part of a team of officers from Westchester County who tracked down murder suspect Purcell Lamont Ross here at the Ingersoll houses in Fort Greene, Brooklyn after getting a tip.

00:58:13.000 But as soon as Ross spotted the officers, they say he started shooting at them and they returned fire.

00:58:19.000 The gunplay terrorized people who live in this area.

00:58:23.000 I was on my way to church and I heard the shots.

00:58:26.000 I had to wait.

00:58:27.000 And they wasn't letting nobody in and out.

00:58:29.000 But I'm glad they got it.

00:58:31.000 Those shots, depending on what time they happened, could have hit any innocent bystander.

00:58:35.000 It happened here on Myrtle Avenue in Fleet Place around 10.30 Sunday morning.

00:58:39.000 Bullets went flying everywhere, even pierced a glass window of a business across the street.

00:58:45.000 Ross would not go easy, allegedly firing at the officers until his gun ran out of bullets.

00:58:52.000 That's when Ross surrendered.

00:58:53.000 Ross was wanted for the murder of cab driver Andreas Valenzuela in New Rochelle.

00:58:59.000 Authorities say he's also suspected of attempted murder in Connecticut and sex trafficking in Virginia.

00:59:06.000 Ross is now in the custody of the FBI.

00:59:09.000 You kill innocent people.

00:59:11.000 Could have been me, my daughter, anybody.

00:59:15.000 That's crazy.

00:59:17.000 Lady, your nostrils are kind of making the mask redundant.

00:59:23.000 My new favorite thing to say to people when they talk about cops is cops are black.

00:59:27.000 Wow.

00:59:29.000 It's the same as you're boring.

00:59:31.000 I'm not done with the cops.

00:59:32.000 Keep them up behind me.

00:59:34.000 Because that hasn't occurred to people.

00:59:36.000 When they talk about cops, they're thinking of Boss Hogg.

00:59:38.000 They're thinking of the Dukes of Hazard or some movie where this racist cop is like, we don't want no Negroes in our town.

00:59:45.000 I've always lived in cities.

00:59:47.000 They're black.

00:59:48.000 Cops are black.

00:59:49.000 So let's stop this fucking narrative, okay?

00:59:52.000 And wasn't there a bunch of cops in Dallas in Texas who were shot?

00:59:56.000 Yeah.

00:59:56.000 Three cops were shot.

00:59:58.000 One was killed.

00:59:59.000 Is that the same thing we were just talking about?

01:00:02.000 No, I think it's a separate shooting.

01:00:04.000 And they were all black cops.

01:00:07.000 Or as Polly would say, brack.

01:00:10.000 Stand brack and stand by.

01:00:14.000 Yeah.

01:00:18.000 No.

01:00:20.000 Wait, go out talk to Dallas officer who shot an unarmed man.

01:00:24.000 No, no, no.

01:00:27.000 See if you can find that while we move on.

01:00:30.000 Here's a doozy.

01:00:32.000 This is up in Belgium.

01:00:34.000 And what have I always said about female cops?

01:00:36.000 They're just human radios.

01:00:39.000 That's all.

01:00:40.000 That's the only thing they can do is call in for backup.

01:00:43.000 They cannot fight.

01:00:44.000 They cannot take down an assailant.

01:00:46.000 Woman cannot beat up men.

01:00:48.000 Ronda Rousey can.

01:00:51.000 Tara La Rosa can.

01:00:53.000 That's about it.

01:00:55.000 And it's funny too, because every time you see a female cop, it's not some hulking Olga who looks like she played on the rugby team.

01:01:05.000 It's always like your mom's friend.

01:01:09.000 Rachel.

01:01:11.000 It's always Rhoda.

01:01:12.000 Look at her.

01:01:13.000 Stop, stop, stop.

01:01:15.000 That's my mom.

01:01:18.000 My mother, a younger my mom, that's my mom in her 30s.

01:01:27.000 Go back to the suburbs and take care of Gavin.

01:01:30.000 So she's attacking him after he just beat the shit out of a cop and you notice her legs are spasming?

01:01:38.000 That's because she's dying.

01:01:41.000 He beat them up, stabbed them, and then he took one of their guns and shot her with her own gun.

01:01:50.000 Like, this is affirmative action in feminism killing a woman.

01:01:54.000 When they say smash the patriarchy, they do.

01:01:58.000 And then this happens.

01:01:59.000 The patriarchy protects women.

01:02:02.000 Look at that.

01:02:05.000 I'll never forget.

01:02:06.000 I wrote an article that I said it's okay to hit a woman if she hits you 12 times, but then you hit her once, and then you've got to wait for another 12.

01:02:13.000 That seems about fair.

01:02:15.000 And all the conservatives that I knew, when they saw the article, they were pissed at me because the answer for them is zero.

01:02:21.000 She can hit you 1,200 times and you can't hit back.

01:02:25.000 And the liberals, they were mad too, but they said one for one.

01:02:30.000 She punches you, you can punch her back.

01:02:32.000 And I thought, wow, women are safe with the conservative mentality.

01:02:36.000 They get infinite punches.

01:02:38.000 I follow that rule, but I use exponents.

01:02:41.000 I put a small two at the top of every hit.

01:02:45.000 12 squared, 144 hits.

01:02:47.000 No, no.

01:02:48.000 Like, if she hits me twice, we'll...

01:02:51.000 What is 3 cubed?

01:02:54.000 Is that 9?

01:02:54.000 No.

01:02:55.000 That would be squared, right?

01:02:57.000 Cubed.

01:02:57.000 Fuck, fuck, fuck.

01:02:59.000 Shit.

01:03:01.000 Is that 18?

01:03:03.000 Well, cubed is to the fourth power, right?

01:03:06.000 I thought it was to the third.

01:03:07.000 Is it to the third?

01:03:08.000 Which doesn't make sense because a cubed is 3.

01:03:09.000 Cubes 4.

01:03:11.000 I haven't done this in so long.

01:03:12.000 Yeah, I think it might be 3-2.

01:03:14.000 So that would be 27?

01:03:16.000 But what is cubed?

01:03:17.000 How much is cubed?

01:03:19.000 If cubed is 3, math is gay.

01:03:22.000 It's 27.

01:03:24.000 Huh.

01:03:25.000 So it's cubed?

01:03:27.000 Oh, I know why it's cubed.

01:03:29.000 Because there's the guy, and then there's the 3, so it is 4.

01:03:34.000 No, that doesn't make sense.

01:03:36.000 Learning math.

01:03:39.000 3 cubed is 3 to the third power, right?

01:03:41.000 3 times 3 times 3.

01:03:42.000 How do you get a cube out of 3?

01:03:44.000 Oh, I see what you mean.

01:03:46.000 Yeah, I don't know.

01:03:47.000 All right, let's move on.

01:03:48.000 People are going to find out that we're dumb, and that's a secret.

01:03:53.000 What's 2, 3?

01:03:56.000 You mean 2 cubed?

01:03:59.000 Yeah, that's the same thing, right?

01:04:01.000 So what was 2, 2?

01:04:03.000 I believe it's a...

01:04:05.000 The same one.

01:04:06.000 Oh, okay.

01:04:07.000 Just without the article?

01:04:08.000 Yeah.

01:04:09.000 Alright, I don't care how long this show goes.

01:04:13.000 Did you find out if that cop got shot yet?

01:04:14.000 Because we're about to leave cops.

01:04:17.000 Houston, right?

01:04:17.000 Leave them on the cutting room floor.

01:04:21.000 Was it Houston or Dallas?

01:04:23.000 Are you Houston or Dallas?

01:04:25.000 Oh, gunman.

01:04:26.000 Okay, got it.

01:04:28.000 This has got to be it, right?

01:04:29.000 Yeah, ambush three Texas deputies, killing one.

01:04:31.000 There we go.

01:04:32.000 Now, I think, go down.

01:04:35.000 Cops are black.

01:04:38.000 That's a shirt.

01:04:40.000 Yeah, that would piss people off.

01:04:42.000 Cops are black.

01:04:43.000 Yeah, and then it looks like you have like a black family member who's a cop or something, and he made you wear it.

01:04:49.000 Yeah, that's a great idea for a shirt.

01:04:51.000 Cops are black.

01:04:53.000 Because people don't know what to do.

01:04:56.000 Right.

01:04:57.000 And you're not saying anything if they're good or bad or what?

01:05:00.000 Yeah, they're black.

01:05:00.000 Just saying they're black.

01:05:01.000 Cops are black.

01:05:04.000 Like my coffee, like I like my cops.

01:05:06.000 Well, you said, and it's great because you could buttress it with Black Lives Matter.

01:05:10.000 Cops are black, Black Lives Matter.

01:05:11.000 Right.

01:05:14.000 I feel like, I don't want to toot my own horn, but I kind of feel like it's the Achilles heel that it's the errant thread that unravels the whole sweater.

01:05:22.000 Okay, let's jump to the war on kiddies.

01:05:31.000 We are living in an ageism era where children are seen as human garbage.

01:05:37.000 Regulations human doctrine with poisonous devices left-wing doctors.

01:05:49.000 More brainwashing in class.

01:05:50.000 Let's put this in the teacher pile.

01:05:52.000 That pile is hitting the ceiling.

01:05:55.000 I mean, you put together, what was it, 42?

01:05:57.000 I believe 30 to 40 clips.

01:06:00.000 And since then, we've had one a day.

01:06:05.000 Oh, this one is a number.

01:06:07.000 You can tell by her hair, she shouldn't be around kids.

01:06:10.000 All right, let's try this.

01:06:12.000 One, two, three, y'all eyes on me.

01:06:14.000 Yes, two, eyes on me.

01:06:16.000 Good.

01:06:16.000 So like I said, a lot of people have a question because I'm a non-Muslim teacher.

01:06:21.000 So to my fourth grade class, what do you guys call me?

01:06:25.000 Teacher Roby.

01:06:26.000 And y'all are cool with that?

01:06:28.000 Yes.

01:06:29.000 Exactly.

01:06:30.000 It's that simple.

01:06:31.000 Exactly.

01:06:32.000 Are you cool with pronouncing exactly wrong?

01:06:38.000 That was a real spontaneous answer where they're really giving their honest opinion how they feel about Miss Roby.

01:06:44.000 Non-binary teacher addresses her entire class as you guys to my class.

01:06:51.000 What do you call me, class?

01:06:52.000 A fucking moron.

01:06:56.000 And again, it's the arrogance of them posting this.

01:06:59.000 Imagine a cop posting that or anyone else.

01:07:09.000 There's another one of her there, 2.5.

01:07:16.000 You're not non-binary.

01:07:17.000 You're just a boring chick.

01:07:20.000 I don't even think you're black.

01:07:21.000 I'm one of my students here, and I wanted to answer this question for you all.

01:07:25.000 What do I do, or what do you do if you mess up and say Miss Roby or Mrs. Roby?

01:07:30.000 What happens then?

01:07:32.000 Didn't I just say Teacher Roby?

01:07:35.000 What do I say sometimes if you mess up sometimes?

01:07:37.000 Teacher Roby.

01:07:38.000 I just say Teacher Roby and then what happens after that?

01:07:40.000 And then I say it and we just move on.

01:07:43.000 Yeah.

01:07:43.000 There's really not anything.

01:07:44.000 It's not a big deal.

01:07:45.000 No.

01:07:46.000 Do I ever hurt your feelings if you mess up?

01:07:48.000 No.

01:07:48.000 Okay.

01:07:49.000 But overall.

01:07:50.000 No, we're not mad.

01:07:51.000 We don't think that you beat the shit out of the kids or yell at them when they get your pronouns wrong.

01:07:57.000 We assumed you're nice to the kids.

01:07:59.000 Our problem is the pronouns in the first place.

01:08:02.000 It's grammatically incorrect and it's scientifically inaccurate.

01:08:06.000 And it's a bunch of lefty claptrap that has no place in the classroom.

01:08:12.000 It's your stupid made-up astrology.

01:08:15.000 And I don't want my kids calling you Gemini.

01:08:18.000 And I don't want you calling them Sagittarius.

01:08:21.000 This is even stupider than astrology, if that's possible.

01:08:25.000 So you can do that on your own time and have your silly made-up Vulcan language from Star Trek, but you cannot teach it to my children.

01:08:34.000 You are ruining America with your bullshit.

01:08:38.000 And Antifa and AOC and the squad, all these corrupt DAs and judges who threw Max and John in jail, they all got brainwashed in K through 12 and that college was the cherry on the top of the Sunday.

01:08:57.000 Look at this kid, the only kid in class pledging the Pledge of Allegiance.

01:09:03.000 The only kid.

01:09:06.000 Wait, what's happening there?

01:09:10.000 Turn it up, obviously.

01:09:21.000 Damn.

01:09:24.000 What does that guy say?

01:09:25.000 Decades of kids reciting a pledge written by a socialist, and we live in the results of that.

01:09:30.000 What?

01:09:33.000 Who wrote the Pledge of Allegiance?

01:09:38.000 Computer?

01:09:40.000 Hey, Computer, who wrote the Pledge of Allegiance?

01:09:45.000 The Pledge of Allegiance by Lee Greenwood was written by Jerry Crutchfield and Francis Bellamy.

01:09:53.000 Hey, computer, was Jerry Crutchfield a socialist?

01:09:59.000 Here's something I found on the web.

01:10:01.000 According to wikipedia.org, he is a member of the Socialist Equality Party of the United States and was a member of its predecessor, the Workers' League, joining the movement in 1979.

01:10:14.000 Wait, 79?

01:10:16.000 1979?

01:10:18.000 Something is not right here.

01:10:20.000 I thought it was a little older than that.

01:10:23.000 Look up the Pledge of Allegiance, Ryan.

01:10:24.000 We got to figure this out now.

01:10:33.000 What are you doing?

01:10:34.000 Just Wikipedia.

01:10:42.000 I can't see shit.

01:10:45.000 1882?

01:10:49.000 Francis Bellamy.

01:10:51.000 Wait, there we go.

01:10:55.000 The form of the pledge you say was largely devised by Francis Bellamy and formally adopted, blah, blah, blah.

01:11:00.000 So click on Francis Bellamy.

01:11:05.000 Francis Bellamy.

01:11:07.000 Here he is.

01:11:08.000 Christian socialist minister, huh?

01:11:12.000 What do you know?

01:11:16.000 Although, who knows what socialism meant back then?

01:11:19.000 Maybe it meant don't work people to death.

01:11:24.000 Christianity is socialism endorsing left-wing politics.

01:11:27.000 Wow, that's fascinating.

01:11:28.000 I hadn't.

01:11:28.000 On the basis of the Bible and teachings Of Jesus, though.

01:11:34.000 Render unto Caesar what is Caesar's.

01:11:37.000 I could see how Christians would see capitalism as adulterous and rooted in the sin of greed, for sure.

01:11:43.000 Yeah, in a very simplistic version.

01:11:46.000 Anyway, let's move on.

01:11:48.000 Yesterday I alluded to out-Karening the Karens, and I think that's our only way forward here.

01:11:56.000 If a Trump supporter is getting fired from somewhere because he's a Trump supporter, because he was at January 6th, or because he said a bad word 20 years ago, we need to contact that employer and make it clear that if you dump him or if you dump this company as a sponsor,

01:12:13.000 we're going to blow your shit up.

01:12:15.000 They take the path of least resistance, so we need to make keeping him employed the path of least resistance.

01:12:23.000 We have to out Karen the Karens.

01:12:27.000 Go to 2-7.

01:12:29.000 I have great news.

01:12:30.000 Loudoun County School Board member Beth Bartz is resigning.

01:12:34.000 Barts was part of a Facebook group that encouraged teachers to post the personal info of parents who opposed critical race theory.

01:12:42.000 Thank you to every parent who gathered signatures for her recall.

01:12:46.000 You see what we did there?

01:12:48.000 We out-Karened the Karens.

01:12:50.000 She tried to dox concerned parents, and concerned parents fought back and got her fired.

01:12:57.000 Get her fired.

01:13:00.000 Let's go on a brief little Karen bender while we're here.

01:13:06.000 Because they are loud.

01:13:07.000 It's not easy to out-Karen the Karens.

01:13:12.000 1, 1,000, 2, 1,0003, 1,0004, 1,0005, 1,006, 1,007, 1,000.

01:13:18.000 8, 1,000, 9, 1,000.

01:13:19.000 10, 1,000, 11, 1,000, 12.

01:13:21.000 Dude, what the fuck?

01:13:22.000 I thought you fixed this problem.

01:13:23.000 This is the new computer, too, which works snappy.

01:13:27.000 Sometimes I have to click the link twice.

01:13:30.000 There we go.

01:13:32.000 Turn it up.

01:13:32.000 This is great.

01:13:53.000 What is it?

01:13:54.000 I paid.

01:14:13.000 I understood that.

01:14:14.000 Did you?

01:14:14.000 Yeah.

01:14:15.000 I spent $35 on something I can't use, and your salesman sold it to me knowing I can't use it.

01:14:20.000 So here's a crazy one.

01:14:22.000 Lori Grainer.

01:14:23.000 Grainer, the chick from Shark Hunt.

01:14:27.000 I can't tell if she's hot or not.

01:14:29.000 She always wears high-heeled shoes, which dupes me into thinking the person's hot.

01:14:35.000 You could stick them on a piece of furniture and I just start humping it.

01:14:38.000 But sometimes I see her and she's got a big fucking schnauz.

01:14:42.000 And other times I see her and she looks like heaven on earth.

01:14:46.000 She's a very elusive kind of a beauty.

01:14:48.000 In this video, she's gorgeous.

01:14:51.000 Gorgeous.

01:14:52.000 And this woman claims that Lori parked too close to her.

01:14:56.000 You remember Lori, right?

01:14:56.000 From Shark Tank?

01:14:57.000 She's got the shopping channel?

01:15:05.000 No, you're not moving the car until the cops come.

01:15:07.000 No, we're going to move the car.

01:15:08.000 No, you stay here.

01:15:10.000 Stop filming me.

01:15:11.000 I'm putting you under citizen's arrest.

01:15:13.000 Did you hear that?

01:15:14.000 I'm putting you under citizens' arrest for parking too close to me, and I'm waiting for the police to come.

01:15:21.000 The police?

01:15:24.000 Is it even illegal to park one millimeter from someone?

01:15:28.000 You can call carnarks.

01:15:29.000 Yeah, it's rude.

01:15:30.000 But what's the law?

01:15:32.000 Like, what law have you broken by parking prohibitively close to someone?

01:15:36.000 You're a joke, as my youngest boy would pronounce it.

01:15:41.000 Okay, next.

01:15:44.000 She got three of these.

01:15:55.000 Give me your phone!

01:15:59.000 Why is he letting a woman drive?

01:16:07.000 It says sketch comedy viral skit in the tags.

01:16:12.000 So you're not going anywhere.

01:16:16.000 What should I do?

01:16:17.000 Honk?

01:16:21.000 Yeah, now you can tell.

01:16:23.000 That jumped the shark.

01:16:24.000 No, you're not going anywhere.

01:16:26.000 What should I do?

01:16:27.000 Honk?

01:16:29.000 So this kind of contradicts the beginning of the show, where I said, just enjoy it.

01:16:33.000 Now I don't enjoy it.

01:16:34.000 Right.

01:16:35.000 Well, when it's so unenjoyably false.

01:16:38.000 Yeah.

01:16:39.000 I guess there are exceptions where the acting is so bad you feel betrayed.

01:16:44.000 So she parked too close to her car and then she said, I'm going to arrest you.

01:16:50.000 You know, like an officer of the law.

01:16:57.000 I'm very happy with that.

01:16:59.000 Looks pretty good.

01:17:03.000 Here's an example of out-Karenning the Karens.

01:17:06.000 Eric Cohen.

01:17:07.000 Take it away.

01:17:08.000 So this was the guy, weird Jewish dude who thinks he's a woman, who was dressed in black block, and he had a big, like this long of a blade.

01:17:17.000 And he stabbed this guy, happened to be Hispanic.

01:17:20.000 Everyone is white in this story, but whatever.

01:17:22.000 Let's use their narrative against them.

01:17:23.000 And he got him in the armpit, which is apparently one of the worst places to get stabbed because you go right into the vitals.

01:17:30.000 You're right by the heart there.

01:17:32.000 So he almost killed the dude.

01:17:33.000 And he's facing charges for, I don't know, felony assault, attempted murder.

01:17:39.000 It should be attempted murder.

01:17:40.000 And there he is.

01:17:42.000 That's him in the middle.

01:17:46.000 And I chose this for a very specific reason, but let's play it.

01:17:50.000 Eric Cohen, why did you stab a Latino man?

01:17:52.000 Eric Cohen.

01:17:53.000 Eric Cohen, don't touch me.

01:17:55.000 Don't touch me.

01:17:56.000 Eric Cohen.

01:17:57.000 Why did you stab Latino Man?

01:17:59.000 Eric Cohen, what are you doing?

01:18:00.000 Get away from me.

01:18:01.000 Get away from me.

01:18:02.000 Get away from me.

01:18:03.000 Get away from me.

01:18:05.000 Step back.

01:18:08.000 That was a step.

01:18:09.000 Are you Eric Cohen?

01:18:11.000 You see what we're up against?

01:18:13.000 Like, how meek is that guy?

01:18:14.000 Step back.

01:18:15.000 That was a step.

01:18:16.000 Like, just shove him out of the way.

01:18:17.000 Move, asshole.

01:18:18.000 Who's that?

01:18:18.000 Randy?

01:18:19.000 Yes?

01:18:21.000 What are you doing?

01:18:21.000 Get away from me.

01:18:22.000 Get away from me.

01:18:23.000 Get away from me.

01:18:24.000 Okay.

01:18:25.000 Andy, maybe?

01:18:26.000 Like, this is how hard it is to fight back.

01:18:29.000 Our bullies are not tough guys.

01:18:31.000 We're not being bullied by Tyson Fury.

01:18:34.000 We're being bullied by nobodies.

01:18:36.000 So get in their face.

01:18:38.000 Go up to the Antifa guy.

01:18:40.000 Get him on camera.

01:18:40.000 If someone is in your way, go fucking move.

01:18:44.000 They definitely yelled at him after this.

01:18:45.000 Like, dude, you got to hold the line.

01:18:48.000 No, they didn't.

01:18:48.000 They were impressed.

01:18:49.000 Oh, really?

01:18:50.000 That was a badass.

01:18:52.000 That was awesome what you did.

01:18:54.000 Wow.

01:18:55.000 Wow.

01:18:56.000 Wow.

01:19:01.000 Let's jump to some LGBTQ.

01:19:04.000 Okay.

01:19:06.000 And here.

01:19:08.000 You haven't done this in a while.

01:19:10.000 Why are you gay?

01:19:11.000 I felt ugly.

01:19:12.000 I felt gay.

01:19:13.000 And then we fell in love.

01:19:14.000 And then they eat their poo-poo.

01:19:16.000 And we have a very good relationship.

01:19:18.000 I don't like the fucking.

01:19:20.000 You don't want to see a closed-up picture of my haters.

01:19:22.000 You ain't gay, man.

01:19:24.000 You ugly.

01:19:24.000 Homophobal.

01:19:31.000 Let's summarize 2021 with one video.

01:19:34.000 We only have one item for LGBT, I'm afraid.

01:19:37.000 I just wanted to see all these fancy colors.

01:19:41.000 I hope we paid that dude.

01:19:43.000 I think we did, right?

01:19:44.000 Uh-oh, Ryan.

01:19:46.000 You're in trouble.

01:19:47.000 It's just been Instagram for me today.

01:20:02.000 He's wearing the skirt.

01:20:04.000 We're both gay.

01:20:06.000 He's pregnant.

01:20:07.000 I have two girlfriends.

01:20:09.000 It's 2021.

01:20:11.000 I'm wearing the pants.

01:20:13.000 You nailed it.

01:20:14.000 You can keep it.

01:20:15.000 We're both gay.

01:20:17.000 He's pregnant.

01:20:18.000 I have two girlfriends.

01:20:20.000 Wait a minute, wait a minute.

01:20:21.000 So he's a woman if he's pregnant, right?

01:20:25.000 So now it's shocking that a woman is wearing a skirt?

01:20:28.000 He's pregnant.

01:20:28.000 Right.

01:20:29.000 Like, you realize two negatives make a positive, my dear.

01:20:33.000 So if you have a cis woman who identifies as a male but is pregnant, it's just a pregnant chick.

01:20:42.000 Oh, that's enough.

01:20:43.000 Oh, I get it.

01:20:44.000 Like, I'm wearing guys' clothes, but if I say I'm a woman, it's like, whoa.

01:20:50.000 Like, I'm a woman, but I'm wearing this.

01:20:52.000 Whoa.

01:20:53.000 I get it.

01:20:56.000 Bizarre.

01:20:57.000 I remember hearing about that in San Francisco years ago.

01:21:02.000 Like, at least 20 years ago, maybe more.

01:21:04.000 Where a lot of these guys were gay guys were into femmes and they got so into like feminine men that they didn't even want the men to have dicks.

01:21:16.000 And they would go with like men who had a sex change or lesbians.

01:21:21.000 The lesbians, femmes, were getting into tougher and tougher chicks, more and more bulldy chicks and getting fucked with a strap on until they started getting into actual dudes because they got so extreme in their lesbianity.

01:21:35.000 So both sides got so extreme that they just became a normal 1950s straight couple.

01:21:42.000 This sounds very gay.

01:21:44.000 Yeah.

01:21:44.000 Well, that's what they were going for.

01:21:46.000 They didn't arrive there.

01:21:47.000 All right, guys, it's time for a heaping dose of racism.

01:22:21.000 My allergies are going nuts today.

01:22:23.000 I'm sneezing.

01:22:24.000 I got itchy eyes.

01:22:25.000 Do you get allergies?

01:22:26.000 No, not really.

01:22:28.000 I'm allergic to racism, I'll tell you that much.

01:22:30.000 True.

01:22:30.000 A chew.

01:22:35.000 So one theme of today's show was out Karening the Karens, but I was also thinking about black privilege and white unprivilege, like what Devin and I have gone through with our careers in the past five years.

01:22:50.000 It's definitely a disadvantage to be a white male these days, especially when it comes to getting a raise, especially in the corporate environment as a cop.

01:23:00.000 But 3-5, this guy was fired.

01:23:04.000 These group people, the Art Institute of Chicago fired all of its volunteer greeters and guides because most were white women.

01:23:12.000 The volunteers had to take 18 months of twice-a-week training to qualify as museum educators.

01:23:19.000 Just like that female cop getting shot, here we have everything woke turns to shit, and now everyone is worse off.

01:23:27.000 The women who work there, the museum, the museum experience, the people who go there to see what this museum has to offer.

01:23:36.000 My wife was a museum greeter at the American India Museum.

01:23:39.000 It's not really a male job.

01:23:42.000 I can't explain why.

01:23:43.000 Men tend to do walking tours more than women.

01:23:46.000 Women tend to be better in museum environments, maybe because it's safer.

01:23:49.000 I don't know.

01:23:51.000 I don't know.

01:23:54.000 But that group just seems to naturally shine in that environment.

01:23:59.000 Maybe they're wealthier.

01:24:00.000 Maybe they're more curious.

01:24:01.000 I don't know.

01:24:02.000 Why are you wrecking it?

01:24:04.000 And of course, these women were instantly replaced by highly educated black women who were eager to show people the Chicago Museum.

01:24:11.000 Like, the implication here is, get that race shit out of my face.

01:24:16.000 It's terrible.

01:24:17.000 Whoever did that sucks.

01:24:19.000 And I don't just mean as an artist, as a person.

01:24:22.000 Your whole family sucks, dude.

01:24:23.000 Your parents never should have met.

01:24:28.000 But the implication is that there's all these black women, middle-aged black women, dying to show patrons around the museum?

01:24:39.000 You know that's not true.

01:24:40.000 We all know that's not true.

01:24:41.000 We can pretend it's true if that makes anyone feel cool.

01:24:44.000 Fine, I'll pretend.

01:24:45.000 Let's pretend.

01:24:49.000 Like, what a bizarre mentality we have in this country.

01:24:52.000 Every time, like the mentality now is, or at least the mentality that that act provokes, implies, is that there's this elitist white woman society.

01:25:04.000 They smoke long cigarettes and they have white gloves on.

01:25:07.000 They're like, this is the white lady's only auxiliary.

01:25:10.000 You know, if a black woman applied for that fucking volunteer position, they would all be salivating.

01:25:14.000 They would be fucking thrilled.

01:25:18.000 But no, let's pretend that there's this elitist white group when the opposite is true.

01:25:26.000 Then there's this guy.

01:25:27.000 This is one of the worst guys around.

01:25:29.000 What's his name?

01:25:33.000 Walter Masterson.

01:25:34.000 Do you know who this dude is?

01:25:35.000 No.

01:25:36.000 He's a big trolling prankster.

01:25:50.000 I have to make sure that...

01:25:52.000 This is actually the most interesting part of the video.

01:25:54.000 He records this black woman first.

01:25:56.000 I have to constantly change my vernacular to make sure I'm heard.

01:26:00.000 Bullshit.

01:26:04.000 If I'm the only black person in the room, I have to be respectful.

01:26:08.000 I have to, well, obviously I have to be respectful, but I have to be everything and more than my own counterpart.

01:26:14.000 You can't not see color.

01:26:15.000 Color is who I am.

01:26:16.000 Color is what makes people look at me and be intimidated.

01:26:19.000 Maybe don't shove it down everyone's throat then.

01:26:21.000 I know I'm probably getting on time.

01:26:22.000 30 seconds.

01:26:23.000 30 seconds.

01:26:24.000 Just to make students comfortable, we need to see ourselves and our teachers.

01:26:27.000 We need to see ourselves that we can be in power too.

01:26:30.000 With regard to one of the second...

01:26:33.000 With regard to the second clarification.

01:26:35.000 So just this guy is sitting there saying we don't teach kids to hate America.

01:26:40.000 That's just not true.

01:26:42.000 That will not be the case.

01:26:44.000 CRT is in schools, and it says that America was stolen from the Indians and is built on racism and slavery.

01:26:50.000 And it's all about oppressor and oppressed.

01:26:52.000 That's what critical race theory is.

01:26:54.000 Hegemony.

01:26:55.000 You take this idea of subjugation and you lace it through all of America's accomplishments.

01:27:00.000 That's what it does.

01:27:02.000 And if you don't hate that concept, then you're a shitty person.

01:27:07.000 Visible, valuable, viable.

01:27:10.000 Thank you.

01:27:11.000 You know, that's the kind of thing a handicapped person should say.

01:27:15.000 Like, I'm still viable, even though I'm in a chair.

01:27:22.000 My name is Walter Masterson, and I am an American and a patriot.

01:27:27.000 I've never read critical race theory like most of my conservative friends, but I did watch Tucker Carlson talk about it once.

01:27:35.000 You know, the best way to end racism is to stop talking about it.

01:27:39.000 We never talked about racism in the 1950s.

01:27:42.000 I mean, how great for the 1950s.

01:27:44.000 I mean, we won World War II, we invented airplanes, we went to the moon, and then we started talking about racism in the 60s, and boom.

01:27:53.000 Wait, stop.

01:27:54.000 We won World War II in the 50s?

01:27:56.000 Really?

01:27:58.000 If you're funny, you don't need to read a script.

01:28:00.000 That's not amusing, Mr. Troll.

01:28:03.000 And it also assumes the conservatives, when they say make America great again, they want to go back to the 50s.

01:28:08.000 No, it's the 80s.

01:28:09.000 And he's saying we shouldn't talk about racism, implying that we're saying that.

01:28:15.000 All America does is talk about racism.

01:28:20.000 I'm talking about it now because it's shoved down our throats on a daily basis.

01:28:24.000 I have to defend the allegations.

01:28:26.000 But I don't like talking about it.

01:28:29.000 You guys are the ones who talk about it.

01:28:38.000 Just because I don't believe in critical race theory, does that make me a racist?

01:28:43.000 Just because I get more angry when someone calls me a racist and I'm completely silent when there's actual racism?

01:28:49.000 Like, what?

01:28:49.000 Does that make me a racist?

01:28:51.000 A lot of people say yes.

01:28:53.000 I think the racist comments section of Instagram.

01:28:59.000 Disabled comments for Instagram speech.

01:29:08.000 We need to end forced indoctrination in our schools.

01:29:12.000 And right after we do that, we need to end the forced indoctrination.

01:29:17.000 Yeah, I know where you're going.

01:29:17.000 We need to mandate that everyone stands for the pledge of belief.

01:29:34.000 So there's trolling conservatives in a room full of liberals that are giggling.

01:29:39.000 What an annoying twat.

01:29:40.000 That's the guy that Elad.

01:29:43.000 Barely informed shutdown.

01:29:44.000 Hmm.

01:29:45.000 Remember him?

01:29:47.000 I think so.

01:29:49.000 Look it up.

01:29:51.000 Elad Walter Matheson.

01:29:54.000 Let's make sure that that humiliation follows him everywhere he goes.

01:30:04.000 Are we going to show that?

01:30:05.000 Again, I got to show it before I move on.

01:30:08.000 So you know who this guy is.

01:30:09.000 So he just goes to conservative events and acts like a moron.

01:30:13.000 And then he says, see, conservatives are dumb.

01:30:17.000 It's really witty stuff.

01:30:20.000 What are you doing?

01:30:21.000 You can't find him?

01:30:22.000 No.

01:30:23.000 I typed Elad, now I'm typing barely informed.

01:30:25.000 Did you spell Elad right?

01:30:27.000 Yeah.

01:30:28.000 E-L-A-D.

01:30:33.000 Maybe Elad didn't know that's who he was talking to.

01:30:37.000 Was it recently?

01:30:38.000 Yeah, I thought.

01:30:38.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:30:42.000 Maybe he didn't.

01:30:44.000 It was around.

01:30:44.000 Elad was like, tell me the law that says blah, blah, blah.

01:30:48.000 I'm going to find his clip on Instagram.

01:30:52.000 It was a short clip.

01:30:54.000 Anyway, what I want to get into after that is black privilege.

01:30:58.000 Oh, there he is.

01:30:59.000 I think that's him in the top middle.

01:31:01.000 Is it?

01:31:02.000 That's not the that.

01:31:03.000 No, no.

01:31:04.000 It was at a vax protest thing.

01:31:09.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, that was it.

01:31:11.000 And he was saying, How many people have died?

01:31:13.000 I think I remember the shirt he was wearing.

01:31:14.000 I think this is it.

01:31:17.000 Yeah, there he is.

01:31:18.000 Okay, so he was that was a bit that Walter was doing here.

01:31:21.000 Okay.

01:31:23.000 There's a mortality rate and then there's a mortgage rate.

01:31:25.000 I'm asking you, how many people under the age of 35 do you think dime is COVID in the country?

01:31:30.000 Give me a ballport test.

01:31:32.000 Something.

01:31:34.000 No idea.

01:31:35.000 Come on, but you have no idea.

01:31:36.000 I want to show you the order of magnitude of this issue.

01:31:39.000 So I'm asking you, under the age of 35, how many people in this country do you think die is poised in?

01:31:47.000 Did you hear my question?

01:31:49.000 How many do I think?

01:31:50.000 I don't know.

01:31:50.000 You have no idea.

01:31:51.000 Give me a guess.

01:31:52.000 So this is a hard thing to make, right?

01:31:55.000 How many people under the age of 35 do you think die?

01:31:59.000 How many people under the age of 35?

01:32:02.000 It's over 100,000.

01:32:04.000 Okay, yeah.

01:32:04.000 Now, the answer is 10%.

01:32:07.000 According to the CDC now, I'm not a scientist, but you know, someone's like, see, look how useless he is.

01:32:14.000 That's the guy we just saw.

01:32:15.000 The troll.

01:32:16.000 Yeah.

01:32:17.000 And look, now you can look at me.

01:32:18.000 Look it up.

01:32:19.000 It seems like he's on opiates.

01:32:22.000 I think he has autism.

01:32:24.000 COVID ducks.

01:32:25.000 COVID duts by age, genius.

01:32:27.000 COVID ducks by age.

01:32:28.000 I'm not arguing anything.

01:32:29.000 I just asked him.

01:32:33.000 You're the producer.

01:32:34.000 Look it up.

01:32:35.000 You do positive death damage.

01:32:36.000 Can I ask you one question now?

01:32:38.000 This would be my last thing.

01:32:39.000 Why do you think you are orders of magnitude wrong on people who you think died under 35 of COVID?

01:32:44.000 You said 100,000.

01:32:46.000 It was 10,000.

01:32:47.000 Why do you think you were so wrong about that number?

01:32:50.000 Because I don't have the information aside.

01:32:52.000 Or maybe do you think you not only don't have the information?

01:32:56.000 I told you I told you.

01:32:56.000 I understand.

01:32:57.000 Yeah.

01:32:57.000 I know you don't know because you don't do the research.

01:32:59.000 So that's Walter as himself.

01:33:01.000 Yeah.

01:33:01.000 Okay, he's not playing that up.

01:33:03.000 Oh, wow.

01:33:04.000 It's all caught up.

01:33:05.000 Because he seems like he's perfectly acting stupid.

01:33:09.000 But that's real.

01:33:10.000 That's embarrassing.

01:33:12.000 Very embarrassing.

01:33:14.000 That's what they call it.

01:33:15.000 Bad news.

01:33:18.000 Yeah, let's look at some black people acting like assholes.

01:33:23.000 And I think I know why.

01:33:25.000 And I think I know why.

01:33:26.000 Why is it that white people walk around like they own the place?

01:33:30.000 I think I know why.

01:33:33.000 So Taneshi Coates says white people act like they own the place.

01:33:42.000 This looks nice, doesn't it?

01:33:47.000 Remember we came with a great solution for this?

01:33:51.000 You go over and you act like you're at the zoo and you go, look, it's shaking.

01:33:56.000 It's bum.

01:33:57.000 Give me a picture.

01:33:59.000 Look, it's doing a funny dance.

01:34:01.000 Oh my God, look at that.

01:34:04.000 Look, they're talking to each other.

01:34:06.000 It's communicating with its friends.

01:34:10.000 Look, it's doing a dance.

01:34:13.000 And get pictures and pose next to them and stuff?

01:34:15.000 Majestic.

01:34:17.000 So majestic.

01:34:22.000 Oh, this was...

01:34:23.000 I'm glad we were doing a long episode today because I've been meaning to get to this for a while now.

01:34:28.000 Remember that crazy bitch?

01:34:29.000 Okay, first of all, in the late 60s, terrorism was hot.

01:34:36.000 Weather underground, all these terrorists, the FLQ, they were blowing up buildings, they were attacking people, and a lot of them went to jail for fucking murder, murdering Brinks, trucks, guys.

01:34:46.000 They needed money.

01:34:47.000 One of them was this crazy bitch who just got out recently.

01:34:51.000 I think Obama pardoned her.

01:34:54.000 And first thing she does when she gets out is become the secretary treasurer of Black Lives Matter.

01:35:00.000 Shortly after, Patrice Colors goes on a real estate buying spree.

01:35:05.000 Go to 3.9.

01:35:08.000 I forget her name.

01:35:12.000 Patrice Con Colors, Melangollars.

01:35:14.000 No, Patrice Cullers is the woman who runs BLM, and she's the one who had the four different properties totaling 3.2 million, and one of them had a landing strip for a fucking jet.

01:35:24.000 Not a jet, but a small plane.

01:35:27.000 That's one of her properties.

01:35:29.000 That's the landing strip for the plane.

01:35:31.000 Airport runway on your lawn.

01:35:36.000 But look up the secretary-treasurer, the head of finance of BLM.

01:35:40.000 It's a fucking terrorist.

01:35:43.000 So you go, all right, well, that's a massive scandal.

01:35:46.000 You hired a terrorist.

01:35:48.000 She ran your bank account.

01:35:50.000 You spent $3.2 million indulging yourself in real estate.

01:35:54.000 You're done.

01:35:54.000 No?

01:35:55.000 Susan Rosenberg.

01:35:56.000 Susan Rosenberg is her name.

01:35:58.000 That's the one who set Patrice loose on the world.

01:36:01.000 Oh, and Snopes is happy to have the second search result.

01:36:06.000 And it's a mixture.

01:36:07.000 She's a little terrorist.

01:36:09.000 I'm a little rock and roll.

01:36:10.000 Yeah.

01:36:11.000 I mean, she did, you know, bomb some U.S. government buildings and she committed a couple of armed robberies.

01:36:22.000 But what's undetermined is, in the absence of a single universally agreed definition of terrorism, I don't know.

01:36:27.000 I think blowing up government buildings and committing armed robberies for your terrorist group.

01:36:32.000 It's not like she needed the money to go buy a purse.

01:36:35.000 It was for the weather underground.

01:36:37.000 Seems like this depends on what your definition of is is.

01:36:41.000 I don't identify as a terrorist.

01:36:44.000 Wow.

01:36:46.000 So Patrice Colors is still going strong.

01:36:49.000 And now she's the head.

01:36:51.000 This is Susan Rosenberg, but this one, this is when it said, I'm a trained Marxist.

01:36:54.000 Remember that?

01:36:55.000 And she said that the book she wrote is like her, it's like Mao's little red book, which is the Communist Manifesto.

01:37:04.000 And now she is the head of the arts, county commissioner in L.A. I plan on advocating for the full support of black creative across my beautiful ass city.

01:37:14.000 Whoever did her Hindu dot needs to eye surgery.

01:37:19.000 Whoever does her Hindu dot needs to go back to lens crafters.

01:37:24.000 So that's exciting that these people are uncancelable.

01:37:27.000 It's called black privilege.

01:37:29.000 I mean, And it's petty to just call it black privilege.

01:37:33.000 It's liberal privilege.

01:37:34.000 And all you have to do, I say, imagine the races are reversed.

01:37:38.000 Imagine the Bidens were reversed.

01:37:40.000 Make Hunter Biden Jr.

01:37:42.000 Donald Trump Jr. and make Donald Trump Jr.

01:37:44.000 Hunter Biden.

01:37:45.000 I mean, we'd be hearing about Donald Trump Jr.'s crack addiction.

01:37:50.000 In fact, they call him a cokehead.

01:37:52.000 They regularly make fun of Donald Trump Jr.'s cocaine problem, which doesn't exist, while ignoring Hunter Biden Jr.'s, I mean, Hunter Biden's crack problem, which does exist.

01:38:04.000 Wait, what's that?

01:38:05.000 It's a GIF.

01:38:07.000 Did you make it?

01:38:07.000 No.

01:38:08.000 Oh, cool.

01:38:09.000 Bird Witches, the baby monster.

01:38:11.000 Gav's bald eagle.

01:38:15.000 So I got that tattoo woman coming for the marathon.

01:38:18.000 Oh, cool.

01:38:19.000 I'm going to get an Antifa tattoo, and then we'll get Bird Witches Bald Eagles.

01:38:24.000 You're going to get an Antifa tattoo?

01:38:26.000 Yeah.

01:38:28.000 That's amazing.

01:38:30.000 And I want our Bald Eagles to be sticking pokes.

01:38:35.000 Damn.

01:38:36.000 Or to look like them, at least.

01:38:38.000 Those are my favorite tattoos are my little homemade ones.

01:38:41.000 I don't like the good ones anymore.

01:38:44.000 All right.

01:38:48.000 Jumping ahead to number 40.

01:38:52.000 I saw 60 Minutes on Sunday, and it was all about the death of the pub in Britain.

01:38:56.000 Zero mention of Islam.

01:38:58.000 Zero mention of a massive influx of alcohol-eating immigrants called Muslims that are now making mosques outweigh churches.

01:39:07.000 Of course, the pub's going to die.

01:39:09.000 You changed your country.

01:39:11.000 You changed your demographic.

01:39:12.000 And the pub is so integral to British culture.

01:39:16.000 That's where everyone meets.

01:39:17.000 Young, old, punks, fucking businessmen.

01:39:22.000 They all meet at the pub.

01:39:23.000 They're all one at the pub.

01:39:24.000 It's something we should envy.

01:39:26.000 I mean, we have smatterings of it in New York with the various bars and taverns.

01:39:31.000 But in Britain, it's a real equalizer.

01:39:34.000 And it's where people talk and the community is strengthened, all going away because of Islam.

01:39:42.000 And they didn't touch it once.

01:39:44.000 Go to 4-0?

01:39:45.000 Is that what 4-0 was?

01:39:52.000 Yeah, sorry.

01:39:54.000 The reason I brought that up, it's kind of a tangent.

01:39:57.000 But this is a documentary about those boys who were rescued.

01:40:03.000 And of course, race isn't mentioned.

01:40:04.000 And I don't like race being mentioned.

01:40:06.000 But if you mention it every time whites do something bad, why did not one person note that all the guys who saved those kids were white?

01:40:22.000 Imagine they were black.

01:40:24.000 The divers?

01:40:25.000 Oh my god, there'd be tattoos everywhere.

01:40:30.000 We need expert cave divers out here.

01:40:32.000 This has actually got our name all over it.

01:40:38.000 Trying to wriggle through holes that I couldn't wriggle through.

01:40:41.000 Again and again.

01:40:50.000 We didn't think it was possible to dive the children out.

01:40:52.000 I was like, well, what does the impossible look like?

01:40:57.000 So I guess they remember Elon Musk wanted them in dildos.

01:41:01.000 But I think they just put scuba gear on them.

01:41:04.000 Elon Musk wanted them in dildos?

01:41:06.000 Yeah, a little tube.

01:41:12.000 Anyway, I just thought it was funny that they always mention the race when it's convenient and they ignore it when it's not.

01:41:19.000 And it reminded me of 60 Minutes when they did the pub thing.

01:41:22.000 And then they also did a thing on Coptic Christians, how they're the oldest Christians or something in Egypt.

01:41:29.000 And they covered the whole thing and showed them the Aramaic and the Jesus writing.

01:41:33.000 And I'm sure I'm getting all this wrong and this incredible culture.

01:41:36.000 And they didn't once mention that they're being slaughtered by Muslims.

01:41:42.000 Britain paved the way for the slaughter of Libya's Christians.

01:41:45.000 That was 27 Coptic Christians who were beheaded on the beach in Libya.

01:41:52.000 How do you cover Coptic Christians and not mention that they're being assassinated and ethnically cleansed?

01:41:58.000 Oh, here's the thing.

01:42:03.000 Yeah.

01:42:05.000 Very Dr. Evil-esque.

01:42:08.000 What's 4-2?

01:42:16.000 11 Christians killed every day for their faith.

01:42:20.000 Have you heard that before?

01:42:22.000 No, you haven't.

01:42:22.000 Because the media totally ignores it.

01:42:25.000 You know why?

01:42:26.000 Because the guys killing them seem off-white.

01:42:30.000 It's non-white privilege.

01:42:32.000 You get to murder 11 Christians every day.

01:42:36.000 It's just like America where 20 blacks are killed by blacks every day and they ignore it because the shooter is black.

01:42:42.000 They ignore this because the killers are Muslim.

01:42:45.000 They look pretty white to me.

01:42:46.000 It's okay.

01:42:48.000 You can hate the murderers.

01:42:49.000 They're white enough for you.

01:42:53.000 Here's my dunce pope saying that good Samaritans are taking care of Minneapolis after George Floyd.

01:43:01.000 Pope Francis says that the protests following the killing of George Floyd had the spirit of the Good Samaritan.

01:43:06.000 This movement did not pass by on the other side of the road when it saw the injury to human dignity caused by an abuse of power.

01:43:13.000 And then Ian Chong goes, okay, this is the Good Samaritans.

01:43:18.000 This is your idea of Good Samaritans?

01:43:20.000 4-4?

01:43:22.000 Look how fantastic they are, these wonderful Samaritans.

01:43:27.000 They didn't just sit idly by while George Floyd was killed.

01:43:31.000 They make sure their entire city became a fucking war zone.

01:43:36.000 That looks like Iraq.

01:43:37.000 That looks like the place where 10 Christians, 11 Christians are killed every day.

01:43:41.000 Just with that little push of inspiration, look how much they got done there.

01:43:44.000 I mean, that is inspiring.

01:43:45.000 Isn't it beautiful?

01:43:46.000 Wow.

01:43:46.000 They didn't sit idly by.

01:43:48.000 George Floyd is the biggest domino.

01:43:51.000 It looks beautiful.

01:43:52.000 To tumble down.

01:43:54.000 What a wonderful job they did.

01:43:56.000 Raising awareness.

01:43:58.000 I remember this when These videos came out, and I had never seen America look so Iraq.

01:44:06.000 It's very Iraq chic.

01:44:09.000 What a fucking shithole.

01:44:12.000 Mostly peaceful, fiery but peaceful.

01:44:16.000 Are those all homes of police officers, perhaps?

01:44:18.000 Or is that just it's all racist places?

01:44:20.000 Autozone was racist.

01:44:21.000 Did you not know that?

01:44:22.000 Oh, I knew that.

01:44:23.000 It's whites only.

01:44:23.000 Yeah.

01:44:24.000 That's where the women from the Chicago Museum go to train at AutoZone because they know there'll be no blacks.

01:44:31.000 Speaking of Islam, let's jump over there because we've kind of slept on this British MP who was murdered by a Muslim.

01:44:40.000 We have an Islam bumper.

01:44:41.000 It's brand new.

01:44:42.000 Let's do the Islam bumper.

01:44:44.000 I was longing for a way to express myself spiritually.

01:44:49.000 Anybody know of any terrorist attacks?

01:44:52.000 So I started getting people to scream Aloha and then blow himself up.

01:44:57.000 I woke up the next day according to the FBI, an Islamic terrorist.

01:45:06.000 Great stuff.

01:45:07.000 That's a really good one.

01:45:08.000 Yep.

01:45:10.000 So, of course, just like 60 Minutes ignoring the Muslim problem, Britain is ignoring the Muslim problem after this assassination.

01:45:19.000 Remember Lee Rigby?

01:45:20.000 Beheaded on the street because he was a vet and he was wearing vet clothes and that identified him.

01:45:27.000 So some black Muslim cut his head off.

01:45:31.000 And then one of the weirdest things about that assassination was all these women coming out going, oi, what are you doing?

01:45:37.000 That's out of older.

01:45:39.000 Oi!

01:45:41.000 Lady, run.

01:45:43.000 He's a murderer.

01:45:45.000 And then the cover of the post was the guy with his hands were bright red with blood.

01:45:52.000 But it's happened again.

01:45:54.000 This guy I hadn't heard of before.

01:45:56.000 There's Lee Rigby.

01:45:56.000 There's the red hands.

01:45:58.000 Look, he's still got the meat cleaver in his hand.

01:46:03.000 What are you doing, lady?

01:46:07.000 So we're back again.

01:46:08.000 Sir David Amis.

01:46:11.000 He wasn't killed by rude words.

01:46:13.000 He was killed by, we presume, this is what we know so far, by an alleged radical Islamist.

01:46:20.000 And that's the thing that people are trying to avoid.

01:46:23.000 We have Islamist denialism in this country, a real unwillingness to confront the fact that scores of Britons have been killed by radical Islamists over the past five years.

01:46:34.000 And I think this current discussion about the need for a kinder, gentler politics is generalizing the problem and turning it into a problem of political culture, when in fact it's a problem, we presume, of radical Islam.

01:46:47.000 The chattering classes in this country would do anything to avoid discussing that problem and they're doing that once again.

01:46:54.000 But David Amos wasn't killed by nasty tweets.

01:46:58.000 It was Allah.

01:47:01.000 Go to 4-6.

01:47:05.000 Wait, is that it?

01:47:15.000 Should have done that a long time ago.

01:47:20.000 Like the day he was born.

01:47:24.000 Go to 4-6.

01:47:27.000 I think that's the Norm McDonald one.

01:47:29.000 Yeah.

01:47:29.000 What terrifies me is if ISIS were to detonate a nuclear device and kill 50 million Americans, imagine the backlash against peaceful Muslims.

01:47:37.000 Which Norm's joke came to life after the Pulse nightclub that killed, what, 80 people?

01:47:45.000 80 gays and lesbians?

01:47:46.000 And Aziz Ansari had the fucking balls to write an article about he's worried about the backlash his parents will experience.

01:47:54.000 And the New York Times ran it and it went viral.

01:47:57.000 That was our takeaway from all these dead gays was that the Ansaris might be uncomfortable.

01:48:04.000 And he said, I called my parents.

01:48:06.000 I said, don't go to the mosque.

01:48:07.000 And they said, we're not going near the mosque.

01:48:10.000 That's your takeaway from the dead gays.

01:48:15.000 So 4-7 is more information about it.

01:48:23.000 The murderer who brutally stabbed Conservative MP Sir David Amis to death earlier today in what is likely an Islamic terror attack has been identified as a 25-year-old Somali man.

01:48:33.000 I saw Irshan Ali, her name is, the one that the reformed Muslim woman from Somalia, and she was like, what happened here?

01:48:44.000 What is his story?

01:48:44.000 How did he get like this?

01:48:46.000 What did we do wrong?

01:48:48.000 And if I was on Twitter, I could have said, is this you?

01:48:51.000 Because he looks exactly like her.

01:48:55.000 And then the mayor, Sadiq Khan of London, would like you to know that he passed away.

01:49:04.000 I am so deeply saddened by the tragic news that Sir David has passed away.

01:49:09.000 He just drifted away.

01:49:10.000 We're talking about Somalians.

01:49:12.000 This is kind of natural causes.

01:49:16.000 He just drifted in his sleep.

01:49:18.000 He was sleeping on the road with knife wounds, and he passed away.

01:49:24.000 That guy is...

01:49:25.000 I think he might be worse than Joe Biden.

01:49:28.000 Joe Biden is definitely the worst president we've ever had, but I think Sadiq Khan might be the worst politician we've ever had.

01:49:34.000 Did he get ratioed for that?

01:49:38.000 Go down?

01:49:42.000 Does nothing but trivialize his death, correct?

01:49:45.000 He was murdered, correct?

01:49:46.000 He was murdered, correct.

01:49:48.000 Who elected these gentlemen, the Brits?

01:49:50.000 I think you'll find the word murdered maybe more appropriate.

01:49:53.000 Okay, good.

01:49:54.000 So at least people figured it out.

01:49:56.000 Tragically, I don't think...

01:49:58.000 They should have a down vote on a tweet.

01:50:02.000 You know?

01:50:04.000 Wait, go up a bit?

01:50:05.000 You turnip.

01:50:07.000 Go up a bit?

01:50:10.000 You didn't see Sadiq's timeline, did you?

01:50:12.000 This was a follow-up to his earlier tweet expressing horror at the attack.

01:50:15.000 Cheap shot.

01:50:17.000 Says a South African.

01:50:20.000 Leadership during crisis.

01:50:23.000 Climate.

01:50:23.000 Yeah, that's a good one to focus on, Sadiq.

01:50:27.000 And then finally, 4-9.

01:50:33.000 UK Muslim and Murdered MP avidly watched YouTube videos of Jihad preacher Anjem Chowdhury.

01:50:38.000 Anjem Chowdhury was so on-the-nose terrorist that I suspected he was a fed.

01:50:43.000 And it's possible that he is.

01:50:45.000 It's possible that he's a fed and they're so inept that they ended up generating terrorism, which they do all the fucking time.

01:50:57.000 Oh, that's the guy who shooted the SBLC in one.

01:51:03.000 To make this an issue of freedom and democracy is absurd.

01:51:06.000 I'm John DeFi.

01:51:07.000 That would be a fun.

01:51:08.000 We should watch that on our own time.

01:51:11.000 All right, let's do...

01:51:12.000 I know I told you we were going to do some ridiculosity, but we're already, we got to catch up on these news items.

01:51:18.000 We'll do it next time.

01:51:19.000 I'll give it to you fucking Friday.

01:51:23.000 There's just too much going on in the world.

01:51:27.000 Devin asked me that last night.

01:51:29.000 He said, so what do you do if there's nothing to talk about?

01:51:32.000 I'm like, I've had the opposite problem 100% of the time.

01:51:37.000 I've never once gone, fuck, what should we talk about today?

01:51:42.000 Never.

01:51:43.000 In fact, I've reluctantly left piles and piles of shit on the cutting room floor every day.

01:51:48.000 And I'm not doing it today.

01:51:49.000 Not going to do it.

01:51:51.000 All right, there's a lot of fun COVID shit going on.

01:51:54.000 Wait.

01:52:04.000 That's a really bad drawing, but it works.

01:52:07.000 That was the guy, Chris, who you disliked, his background so much, and you said he was a big one.

01:52:11.000 Yeah, well, in that example, he was so bad, he was good.

01:52:15.000 So I know this is ancient news now, Joe Rogan, but people are talking about him suing CNN for the horse tranquilizer comments.

01:52:23.000 And this is a good montage of all the shit they said about him after he took.

01:52:29.000 See, let's stop for a second here.

01:52:32.000 Why are you so mad about Joe Rogan?

01:52:36.000 Because he has influence.

01:52:38.000 Oh.

01:52:39.000 So you're not concerned with the truth.

01:52:41.000 You're concerned about impact.

01:52:44.000 Oh, you know who's concerned about impact and not so much the truth?

01:52:48.000 Activists.

01:52:50.000 Leftist activists.

01:52:52.000 Bolsheviks, to be specific.

01:52:55.000 They will turn on their own brother in order to win the argument, in order to get more power.

01:53:03.000 It's all about power.

01:53:05.000 But that's not the blueprint for journalism.

01:53:07.000 The blueprint for journalism is truth.

01:53:10.000 It's telling a story in an exciting and captivating way and conveying truth within that story.

01:53:18.000 That's not what this is.

01:53:20.000 This is power-hungry Bolsheviks trying to thwart someone else because they're wielding more power.

01:53:28.000 Millions more people listen to Joe Rogan than what's her name?

01:53:33.000 What's her name?

01:53:33.000 Anita Sarkazia?

01:53:34.000 Anna Kasparum.

01:53:35.000 Anna Kasparian.

01:53:37.000 Who did a debate with Ben Shapiro and it was very civil.

01:53:41.000 Of course it was because they're both basically next to the center.

01:53:45.000 It blows my mind that Joe Rogan just yesterday admitted to taking ivermectin.

01:53:50.000 Ivermectin is something more often used to deworm horses.

01:53:53.000 Wait, CNN is saying I'm taking more often.

01:53:56.000 Right.

01:53:57.000 Prove it.

01:53:59.000 Horse dewormer.

01:54:00.000 Rogan telling his 13 million Instagram followers that he was treated with several drugs, and he included ivermectin on the list, a drug used for livestock.

01:54:09.000 Rogan said the word ivermectin.

01:54:10.000 Yes, that's the deworming medicine made to kill parasites and farm animals.

01:54:15.000 Why would they lie and say that's horse dewormer?

01:54:17.000 So things are clearly bad, but they're being made even worse by people who have refused to take the vaccine.

01:54:22.000 You're wearing a t-shirt on your news show?

01:54:25.000 And it's James Baldwin, who was a really eloquent and intelligent black activist, but he was back in a time when there was racism.

01:54:33.000 So wearing a James Baldwin shirt is a way of saying, I'm stuck in the past.

01:54:39.000 And I'm unaware that things have changed since 1955.

01:54:43.000 It's like wearing a Let's Get Out of Vietnam shirt.

01:54:45.000 Dude, it's like wearing a free Nelson Mandela shirt.

01:54:48.000 He's out.

01:54:49.000 Oh, maybe we should sell those off.

01:54:51.000 Free Nelson Mandela.

01:54:53.000 Wow.

01:54:53.000 That's pretty good.

01:54:54.000 Instead, we're swallowing horse paste.

01:54:57.000 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait a second.

01:54:58.000 He said that he got better because he ate healthy worm.

01:55:02.000 They must know that the loud.

01:55:05.000 Did you spot him?

01:55:06.000 Oh.

01:55:07.000 He was there.

01:55:07.000 Oh, yeah, there.

01:55:08.000 There he is, being silent and bearing the brunt of it.

01:55:13.000 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait a second.

01:55:15.000 He said that he got better because he ate healthy worm.

01:55:19.000 They must know that that's a lie.

01:55:21.000 You have individuals like Joe Rogan, for example.

01:55:23.000 Who's that, Ralph Florence?

01:55:24.000 Who don't want to take an experimental vaccine, but it looks like it.

01:55:27.000 I thought he died.

01:55:29.000 We'll take horseworms.

01:55:31.000 Well, well, well.

01:55:33.000 What is an old horseworm rogan?

01:55:36.000 Ivermectin is often used to deworm livestock.

01:55:39.000 Ivermectin, apparently given to deworm animals.

01:55:43.000 It's a lie on a news network, and it's a lie that's a willing.

01:55:48.000 That's a lie that they're...

01:55:49.000 You hear Sanjay just like deflate.

01:55:52.000 But we talked about this already, and we said Sanjay should have pointed out all the shit Spotify does.

01:55:58.000 That's a willing.

01:56:01.000 That's a lie that they're conscious of.

01:56:03.000 It's not a mistake.

01:56:05.000 They're unfavorably framing it as veterinary medicine.

01:56:08.000 Joe Rogan, he came down with COVID.

01:56:11.000 He says he's been taking the livestock dewormer, ivermectin.

01:56:16.000 They lied when they said I was taking horse dewormer for ivermectin.

01:56:20.000 Looping, right?

01:56:21.000 Yes.

01:56:21.000 What was the thing I sent to you?

01:56:23.000 I think I sent you an extra Karen that we didn't include.

01:56:25.000 That's off topic now.

01:56:28.000 It would be inconsistent to include in a COVID montage.

01:56:31.000 This is correct.

01:56:33.000 However, it might be...

01:56:36.000 No, let's just stick with COVID.

01:56:37.000 We'll put it at the end.

01:56:38.000 It's post-Prussian.

01:56:40.000 Yes.

01:56:42.000 This was a fucking crazy one that I cannot believe exists.

01:56:46.000 Thank God for Ezra Levant.

01:56:48.000 And I mean that from the bottom of my heart.

01:56:51.000 I love him.

01:56:52.000 He's such a great guy.

01:56:53.000 He is a great guy.

01:56:54.000 Did I ever tell you about the time he was at my house with his kids?

01:56:57.000 And his kids are my kids' age.

01:57:00.000 And so my youngest would have been around seven or six.

01:57:04.000 Yeah, probably six at the time.

01:57:05.000 And everyone coos and fawns over him because he is abnormally cute.

01:57:09.000 All six-year-olds are cute, but when my son was six, he was a freak.

01:57:13.000 Like, it was harmful to America that I didn't have him in commercials and stuff.

01:57:19.000 But I overheard Ezra's son and my son, and they were talking about being cute.

01:57:25.000 No.

01:57:26.000 And my boy goes, do people always say you're cute and stuff?

01:57:32.000 And Ezra's kid's like, yeah.

01:57:37.000 They don't like it.

01:57:38.000 It's like supermodels.

01:57:39.000 Like, they want you to ask them about their photography and their poetry.

01:57:43.000 They don't like being asked about cute.

01:57:45.000 Right.

01:57:46.000 Because there's no merit in cute.

01:57:47.000 Here's a secret about Ezra Levant.

01:57:49.000 He always wanted to go to Disneyland as a kid.

01:57:52.000 His parents, he discovered maybe 10 years later, his parents went without the kids.

01:57:59.000 Wow.

01:58:00.000 They went on the rides.

01:58:01.000 He saw pictures of his parents at Disneyland.

01:58:04.000 That's so hurtful.

01:58:05.000 Isn't that fucking crazy?

01:58:06.000 Terrible.

01:58:10.000 Anyway, Ezra brought this to my attention.

01:58:13.000 Prosecutors asked a judge to throw Pastor Arthur Powellowski.

01:58:17.000 We had him on the show, remember him?

01:58:19.000 For 21 days.

01:58:20.000 Instead, the judge fined him $42,000, insane, forbade him from traveling till 2023.

01:58:28.000 Also insane, but slightly less insane.

01:58:30.000 And ordered him to say the government's political rebuttal to himself anytime he talks about the pandemic.

01:58:37.000 One of the craziest things I've ever heard in my life.

01:58:41.000 Like replacing his faith, basically.

01:58:43.000 Ordered him to say.

01:58:44.000 Where he operates best.

01:58:46.000 They want to replace that with God's.

01:58:47.000 His brain is on trial.

01:58:50.000 Like, this is the most amateur judge I've ever heard of.

01:58:54.000 Is this a little girl?

01:58:56.000 Ordered him to say the government's political rebuttal to himself.

01:59:00.000 First of all, how do you enforce something like that?

01:59:04.000 It's so ridiculous that the fact that it's unenforceable shows how incompetent this teacher, this judge is.

01:59:13.000 But who's the judge?

01:59:15.000 We've got to find out who this judge is.

01:59:17.000 We're already way over in time.

01:59:19.000 Who cares?

01:59:21.000 Should we?

01:59:22.000 What?

01:59:22.000 Should we?

01:59:23.000 Should we what?

01:59:24.000 Find the judge?

01:59:25.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:59:25.000 But maybe it's in the tweets.

01:59:27.000 Okay.

01:59:27.000 Maybe, because he's got a whole chain there.

01:59:30.000 40-minute rant.

01:59:31.000 Judge raged against Arthur.

01:59:34.000 The judge is Adam Germain.

01:59:35.000 There you go.

01:59:36.000 I just assumed it was a woman.

01:59:39.000 A failed Liberal Party politician who was given a soft landing by Jean Cretchin, who imported him to the bench.

01:59:44.000 Germaine was rejected by Albertans, and now in return, he rejects Albertans' belief in freedom.

01:59:50.000 It really is an atrocious ruling.

01:59:51.000 Let's look at this guy.

01:59:52.000 I got to see his face.

01:59:54.000 Is he at least gay?

01:59:59.000 Let's see Adam Germain.

02:00:02.000 Alberta is, for all you folks south of the border, it's Texas.

02:00:08.000 It is our, it's Canada's Texas.

02:00:10.000 There's literal cowboys, like guys who have the Calgary Stampede.

02:00:15.000 There's the rodeo up there.

02:00:16.000 They wear cowboy hats, and they got tons and tons of oil.

02:00:20.000 It was the richest province in the country.

02:00:23.000 It was paying for everyone else.

02:00:25.000 And then the liberals got involved and taxed the oil to death.

02:00:29.000 And now it looks like Detroit.

02:00:31.000 Wow.

02:00:32.000 Is that the judge?

02:00:34.000 Yeah, man.

02:00:35.000 He doesn't have gay face.

02:00:37.000 He's just a dick.

02:00:39.000 He ordered the pastor to repeat the government's argument before he talks about COVID.

02:00:48.000 That's crazy, man.

02:00:50.000 Is that Joe Rogan?

02:00:52.000 Yeah, man.

02:00:52.000 Hey, dude, I've been meaning to talk to you.

02:00:54.000 We were friends.

02:00:55.000 Remember, you brought me to boxing matches with my kid, and I went backstage with you.

02:01:00.000 I was on your show a bunch of times.

02:01:02.000 We used to talk all the time, but it was Twitter DM, so I can't communicate with you anymore.

02:01:06.000 I don't have your number.

02:01:06.000 That was a long time ago, man.

02:01:08.000 Dude, I got to ask you, why did you kill our interview?

02:01:13.000 You know, man, I don't know, man.

02:01:16.000 I mean, it's just crazy, man.

02:01:19.000 What's crazy?

02:01:20.000 Well, like, the Spotify deal and stuff like that.

02:01:23.000 I mean, you know.

02:01:24.000 But wait, when you moved over to Spotify, you said, I'm still 100% in control.

02:01:28.000 I'm calling the shots.

02:01:30.000 Right.

02:01:30.000 No, that's true, man.

02:01:32.000 But, Jamie, pull this up real quick.

02:01:35.000 But they took a couple of the episodes and they put them in a rear naked choke.

02:01:40.000 It was a bad motherfucker, man.

02:01:42.000 It was crazy, man.

02:01:44.000 They put my episode in a chokehold?

02:01:46.000 Yeah, like a...

02:01:47.000 It's like kind of like a guillotine.

02:01:52.000 And then you didn't.

02:01:53.000 It seemed like you don't like my homeboy.

02:01:56.000 Joe Diaz.

02:01:58.000 I'm not a fan of Coco Diaz.

02:02:00.000 He's a bad motherfucker, man.

02:02:03.000 All right, I forgive you.

02:02:04.000 You got, what, 90 million to tell me to fuck off?

02:02:07.000 I was thinking about, too, with women in divorce today.

02:02:10.000 Like, Bill Gates' wife, all these different billionaire wives.

02:02:17.000 Oh, Larry David.

02:02:18.000 Larry David's made half a billion, 500 million off of Seinfeld.

02:02:23.000 So he's sitting there getting uglier by the day.

02:02:26.000 He's probably not good in bed anymore.

02:02:28.000 Probably jerks off.

02:02:30.000 And his wife is like, it's kind of like the opposite of a sword of Damocles.

02:02:36.000 Hanging over her head is $250 million.

02:02:40.000 Here, we'll pay you $250 million to never fuck Larry David again.

02:02:46.000 I mean, that's a pretty good deal.

02:02:48.000 Okay, I'll do it, she said, after however long they were married.

02:02:52.000 She said, that's pretty, pretty, pretty good.

02:02:56.000 You look at Larry David naked one night and you think, I get $250 million not to fuck that.

02:03:05.000 Signed.

02:03:06.000 How long?

02:03:06.000 Now we got to look that up.

02:03:08.000 How long was he married for?

02:03:09.000 Oh, it was a long time, man.

02:03:11.000 Pull that shit up, Jamie.

02:03:12.000 Pull that shit up, Jamie.

02:03:14.000 It might be Wikipedia.

02:03:15.000 It might be the best thing.

02:03:17.000 Let's guess.

02:03:18.000 It was his second marriage, and it was four years.

02:03:22.000 I hereby guess.

02:03:23.000 And they never had kids.

02:03:25.000 He already had kids with the first wife.

02:03:26.000 Ooh, there's married Wiki.

02:03:29.000 Ooh.

02:03:31.000 Okay, where do I look?

02:03:32.000 Two children.

02:03:35.000 Where is that?

02:03:36.000 One affair.

02:03:39.000 Oh, he cheated on her?

02:03:41.000 Oh, his birth sign is cancer.

02:03:42.000 That's fine.

02:03:43.000 oh, that explains everything.

02:03:44.000 Yeah.

02:03:45.000 Hey, I'm cancer, and I'm 5'11.

02:03:49.000 And I was born in July.

02:03:50.000 Oh, of course I was born in July.

02:03:52.000 Okay, kids.

02:03:53.000 Is this you?

02:03:54.000 Sometimes it's me when people park over the lines.

02:04:01.000 John Ham's net worth?

02:04:02.000 What the fuck?

02:04:04.000 What is this we're on, dude?

02:04:06.000 Why did you take me here?

02:04:06.000 This is bullshit.

02:04:07.000 It's probably made in India.

02:04:09.000 So, Mr. David.

02:04:10.000 This is Larry David.

02:04:11.000 If you'd like to know John Ham's net worth.

02:04:14.000 Remember, John Hamm was going to play him on an episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm?

02:04:18.000 Oh, right, right.

02:04:19.000 So I guess in India, they're like, that's the same guy, buddy.

02:04:23.000 He's John Ham.

02:04:25.000 Personal life.

02:04:26.000 Okay.

02:04:29.000 Personal life.

02:04:29.000 Wow.

02:04:30.000 Can you scrunch it and blow it up?

02:04:32.000 Scrunch and blowing.

02:04:34.000 What I do best.

02:04:40.000 David was married to Lori Leonard from 93 to 207.

02:04:45.000 They have two daughters whom they co-parent.

02:04:49.000 Romy and David.

02:04:51.000 But wait a minute.

02:04:53.000 93 to 2007.

02:04:54.000 So say they had the kids in 95.

02:04:56.000 Kids are too old to be co-parented.

02:05:00.000 They're in their 25s, right?

02:05:04.000 Laura and Larry became contributing bloggers at the Huffington Post 2005.

02:05:09.000 Yeah.

02:05:10.000 David met Ashley Underwood, whom he met at Sasha Baron Cohen's birthday party.

02:05:16.000 On October 7th, 2020, he married her.

02:05:21.000 Wait, he married her seven years.

02:05:22.000 Oh, no, sorry.

02:05:23.000 I'm still.

02:05:23.000 Three years after meeting her.

02:05:25.000 Yeah.

02:05:26.000 You were in an article in the New York Times, blah, blah, blah.

02:05:28.000 David is Jewish, identifies as atheist, so he's not Jewish.

02:05:31.000 When did he divorce her?

02:05:36.000 He married her in 20.

02:05:37.000 Oh, wait.

02:05:38.000 Oh, he's got a new wife.

02:05:39.000 That's the new one, I guess, from 2017.

02:05:41.000 I see.

02:05:42.000 So he just got married.

02:05:43.000 Boy, I'm fucking stupid.

02:05:45.000 This slick son of a gun.

02:05:46.000 So wait a minute.

02:05:47.000 Go back.

02:05:47.000 So I'm wrong.

02:05:49.000 The one that he divorced was the oldie, the one that he'd been with since 93.

02:05:54.000 Okay.

02:05:55.000 And 2007.

02:05:57.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

02:05:58.000 I think I was getting confused by the show where he was just divorced.

02:06:04.000 That show's fucking funny, man.

02:06:06.000 You ever see that?

02:06:07.000 It's my favorite show.

02:06:08.000 It's a great show, man.

02:06:10.000 All right.

02:06:12.000 This was an interesting COVID fact.

02:06:14.000 We're almost done the show here, folks.

02:06:16.000 COVID vaccines do nothing.

02:06:18.000 6-1.

02:06:18.000 This is from my old boss at Blaze, Tyler Cardin.

02:06:24.000 It's kind of hard to get through the statistical jargon of this.

02:06:27.000 Deaths within 60 days of a positive test.

02:06:30.000 Ignore the by date of death four weeks 37 through 40, disregarding the 29-link deaths.

02:06:35.000 So deaths within 60 days of a positive test.

02:06:38.000 Not vaccinated, 701, 20%.

02:06:42.000 Vaccinated with one or two doses, 2,793, 80%.

02:06:49.000 That's a pretty big fucking deal.

02:06:52.000 Why aren't we talking about that?

02:06:56.000 Pretty amazing, huh?

02:06:58.000 Because it's all fake.

02:06:59.000 It's all a pantomime, the pandemic pantomime.

02:07:03.000 None of this is real.

02:07:04.000 It's all about control.

02:07:06.000 It's all about power.

02:07:07.000 Just like the montage I showed you at the beginning of this segment where they're mad at Joe because he's wielding power and he's influencing people.

02:07:16.000 They don't like that.

02:07:17.000 They want to retain the influence.

02:07:19.000 Or Lori Lightfoot, 6'3, this woman makes us wear masks.

02:07:24.000 Everyone in Chicago needs a mask, especially at a busy sports event.

02:07:29.000 So who imposed a mask mandate on all of Chicago?

02:07:33.000 Not her.

02:07:34.000 Not him.

02:07:35.000 Yep, that's me.

02:07:37.000 You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation.

02:07:41.000 Nope.

02:07:43.000 Nope.

02:07:45.000 Nope.

02:07:47.000 Yep, that's me.

02:07:48.000 That's a great trope.

02:07:50.000 You know what I see when I look at Lori Lightfoot besides Beetlejuice?

02:07:53.000 I see a class president.

02:07:56.000 She's still a class president.

02:07:58.000 That's her background.

02:07:59.000 She was the class president when she was in high school.

02:08:02.000 And that's what this is to her.

02:08:04.000 It's just a giant yearbook assignment.

02:08:07.000 That's how she's running Chicago, the way a little kid would run a high school.

02:08:11.000 You know what I see when I see Lori Lightfoot?

02:08:13.000 Are you going to do a Beetlejuice joke?

02:08:14.000 Oh.

02:08:15.000 This little guy.

02:08:16.000 Okay, out of focus.

02:08:18.000 A. B, she doesn't look like that.

02:08:21.000 Anymore.

02:08:23.000 What?

02:08:24.000 What do you mean anymore?

02:08:26.000 I think she does.

02:08:27.000 With the eyes?

02:08:29.000 Wear a mask.

02:08:31.000 Nope.

02:08:31.000 That joke reeks.

02:08:32.000 All right, let's get to the mailbag.

02:08:34.000 Better late than never.

02:08:37.000 Ryan, shut up.

02:08:39.000 You don't have a dad.

02:08:42.000 Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.

02:08:47.000 Let me touch it.

02:08:49.000 You know what I did on Monday?

02:08:51.000 What was it?

02:08:51.000 I said, it's Amish Mondays.

02:08:54.000 No phones, kids.

02:08:56.000 I take them at midnight and I give them back at midnight.

02:08:59.000 Nice.

02:09:00.000 And what?

02:09:05.000 Are you Mr. Popular?

02:09:08.000 When that happens?

02:09:10.000 What the fuck?

02:09:11.000 Midnight, midnight?

02:09:12.000 A buddy of mine, Proud Boy, just sent me a text.

02:09:16.000 You familiar with Blackpilled?

02:09:18.000 His name is Devin Tracy.

02:09:20.000 Great content and production.

02:09:23.000 Wait, his name is not Devin Tracy.

02:09:25.000 That's a different guy, Blackpilled.

02:09:27.000 It's pretty good.

02:09:29.000 He's not Devin Tracy.

02:09:31.000 Devin Tracy is Devin Tracy.

02:09:32.000 Who is AIU?

02:09:34.000 Who's a kangaroo?

02:09:36.000 Anyway, I'm not popular with the kids.

02:09:40.000 I'm not a hit with my new idea.

02:09:45.000 And he goes, why are we doing this stupid idea, my teenage boy?

02:09:49.000 And I said, because cell phones are a vice.

02:09:52.000 And just like Lent, it's good to separate yourself occasionally from your vices and gauge how addicted you are.

02:10:00.000 I said, the entire world lived without cell phones up until a few years ago.

02:10:06.000 You can try it once a week.

02:10:09.000 But, and then my daughter's trying to trick me, and my wife is, you know, she's agreeable, so she's on their side.

02:10:17.000 My daughter's like, What if my guidance counselor texts me and we have to have a meeting?

02:10:22.000 If you are at your beck and call of your guidance counselor and he gets to text you and you show up immediately, no.

02:10:30.000 Well, she has to arrange to meet her friends and they never know where they're going to eat.

02:10:33.000 Okay, well, tell them on Sunday or eat alone.

02:10:39.000 But they don't know where they're going to be.

02:10:40.000 She's going to eat alone.

02:10:42.000 Okay.

02:10:44.000 There were worse losses at sea, as my grandmother would say.

02:10:51.000 But yeah, I think it's a success, judging by how incredibly unpopular it is with 100% of my family.

02:11:00.000 That means that you're addicted.

02:11:02.000 If I said no white socks on Mondays, they'd be like, okay.

02:11:07.000 Who cares?

02:11:11.000 Wait, the team?

02:11:14.000 What?

02:11:15.000 The team, the white socks?

02:11:17.000 No.

02:11:18.000 The things you put on your feet to stop your shoes from stinking.

02:11:21.000 Oh, okay.

02:11:25.000 Maddie Odell the simp.

02:11:28.000 Uh-oh.

02:11:29.000 The original BM, the OGBM is being called out.

02:11:34.000 You ready for this?

02:11:34.000 Gavin Nott, McNott, Guinness, and Rye Queen.

02:11:39.000 Wow, we're all getting it from this guy.

02:11:41.000 This guy's heard.

02:11:42.000 From Brad.

02:11:43.000 You guys don't mind if I say your first names, right?

02:11:45.000 You're not going to lose your job because someone tracked you down using your first name.

02:11:50.000 Maddie's simping on Twitter to A Secret Darling is out of control.

02:11:54.000 This is all one word at the at.

02:11:56.000 A serial daily liker of her slutty pics.

02:12:00.000 He needs an intervention on Thursday's app, dude.

02:12:04.000 Let's see.

02:12:05.000 Okay.

02:12:07.000 She's a Westchester milking table massage edging expert.

02:12:11.000 What does that mean?

02:12:13.000 Is that when you put your dick through a hole and they pull it?

02:12:17.000 This might be not safe for work, everybody.

02:12:19.000 What's a milking table?

02:12:21.000 I think that's what you said.

02:12:23.000 It's a table where they get down to brass tacks.

02:12:29.000 So she blurs her face, but then she shows her face?

02:12:34.000 What is edging?

02:12:36.000 Edging is when you don't blast off.

02:12:39.000 So wait a minute.

02:12:40.000 You can go to her.

02:12:42.000 You put your dick through a hole in a board.

02:12:45.000 And she jerks you off to you almost chiz, and then you walk away.

02:12:48.000 Wait, how do they know that she's followed by Matty?

02:12:53.000 Is this what you're into, Maddie?

02:12:55.000 He clicks like on that.

02:12:56.000 That's funny.

02:12:57.000 He's going to beat our asses because we're exposed.

02:12:59.000 Oh, he does like...

02:13:00.000 Yeah, if you look at his likes, there are a few.

02:13:05.000 Wait, wait, what are people saying to him?

02:13:06.000 Go back up.

02:13:07.000 Go back up.

02:13:08.000 Someone's talking.

02:13:10.000 Baby Monster checking in.

02:13:12.000 Thanks for letting us baby monsters know how to follow you.

02:13:16.000 Gavin McInnis has over 22,000 followers on Gab.

02:13:20.000 Agent Pat Dixon, why is he promoting that trash app, Getter?

02:13:24.000 I've never been to Gab before.

02:13:26.000 I've never tried it.

02:13:27.000 I think we gave it a shot and then we gave up.

02:13:33.000 Don't be that guy, says Jamie.

02:13:36.000 Powerful anti-sexual violence video targets men.

02:13:40.000 Okay, well, if it's targeting men, it should probably focus on Hispanic men.

02:13:44.000 Because judging by the time I went to court to support a friend, it was 100% Hispanics.

02:13:51.000 And out of the two hours in court, the first hour was in Spanish.

02:13:56.000 Actually, there was one black woman.

02:13:58.000 She was there because she beat up a rabbi.

02:14:02.000 Can you show the video at some time this century?

02:14:06.000 Ever called a gold doll?

02:14:08.000 What?

02:14:08.000 Whistled at her walking down the street.

02:14:11.000 Ever stared at a woman on a boss?

02:14:14.000 Said to your mate, don't do that.

02:14:17.000 I can't.

02:14:17.000 She gave a beautiful accompliment.

02:14:19.000 Like nice.

02:14:20.000 And wondered why you didn't get a thank you.

02:14:23.000 Ever slid into a girl's DMs?

02:14:26.000 I went ahead and just showed her it.

02:14:29.000 You ever bought a lasted dinner?

02:14:30.000 Stop.

02:14:32.000 Wait a minute.

02:14:32.000 The only bad thing here has been showing a girl a dick pic.

02:14:36.000 The rest, looking at a girl on the bus or saying privately to your friend that you'd like to fuck a chick.

02:14:41.000 We can't do that.

02:14:43.000 The only thing that's bad here is the dick pic.

02:14:46.000 And felt that meant she owed you something.

02:14:49.000 Okay, that's bad, I guess.

02:14:53.000 Do something.

02:14:54.000 You ever got three shots in a row hoping you'd get a shot of her?

02:14:58.000 Then, what?

02:14:59.000 Bundled her waisted into a taxi and took her back to yours?

02:15:02.000 No, did you?

02:15:03.000 You ever guilt tripped her?

02:15:05.000 What pressured her?

02:15:07.000 Or pushed her into it.

02:15:08.000 And then left feeling like a lad.

02:15:11.000 A lad?

02:15:12.000 Most men don't look in the mirror and see a problem.

02:15:17.000 But it's staring us right in the face.

02:15:21.000 Hey, guys, if women didn't have sex drunk, none of you would be born.

02:15:26.000 I'm sorry.

02:15:28.000 Sexual violence starts long before you think it does.

02:15:33.000 What a guy.

02:15:37.000 Yeah, sexual violence is definitely bad.

02:15:39.000 Oh, Ezra.

02:15:40.000 Hi, welcome back to the show.

02:15:41.000 Oh, hey, Gavin.

02:15:45.000 Okay, that was fun.

02:15:46.000 Gavin, yesterday you were discussing how strange it is to see these popular TikTokers who act like provocative little girls.

02:15:52.000 Did you ever listen to the radio show Loveline with Dr. Drew and Adam Corolla?

02:15:56.000 They had an unspoken but very obvious game they would play when a woman called in and spoke in a little girl voice.

02:16:01.000 Dr. Drew would try to guess at what age she had been sexually abused.

02:16:05.000 If she sounded like a four-year-old, he'd guess her age.

02:16:08.000 If she sounded like an eight-year-old, he'd guess that age.

02:16:10.000 Sorry, that age, he said the first time.

02:16:12.000 Then Adam would jump in and start asking about her history of abuse.

02:16:15.000 Dr. Drew was often right, or at least very close.

02:16:18.000 And a lot of the girls would initially deny any abuse, but after being asked a few times, would admit that a family member had abused them, starting at age fill-in-the-blank.

02:16:26.000 That's fascinating.

02:16:27.000 I bet that chick, the number one TikTok Girl was abused at five.

02:16:34.000 Yeah.

02:16:34.000 She's from the Philippines or some shitty country like that where they have military service.

02:16:41.000 So I'm sure it's not even like frowned upon.

02:16:46.000 Whenever I see Miley Cyrus Ademi Lovato acting like angry teenagers, I just think that's a product of stunted development due to their abuse.

02:16:52.000 I've heard other Disney actors say that no kid makes it through Disney without being sexually abused.

02:16:57.000 It's likely that these TikTokers are suffering from the same stunted development due to abuse, and anime culture really rewards that behavior.

02:17:04.000 It's gross and sad.

02:17:06.000 Yeah, I brought in anime into the discussion yesterday, and I guess I implied that it was anime's fault,

02:17:21.000 but it's a chicken or the egg.

02:17:23.000 I think they go to anime because they can identify with that kind of behavior because they've infantilized themselves from the trauma of sexual assault.

02:17:34.000 I don't like this subject.

02:17:36.000 I don't like this subject.

02:17:37.000 But we got to cover it today.

02:17:43.000 Can I bid on these auctions and get them sent to Edinburgh?

02:17:46.000 In Scotland, Junkie Central, dear fucking Edinburgh.

02:17:51.000 Yes, you can, but we charge shipping.

02:17:54.000 And it's kind of expensive to go overseas because I pack the drawings in cardboard.

02:18:00.000 I don't just fold them or anything, obviously.

02:18:02.000 So they're in stiff cardboard.

02:18:04.000 So it ships like a document.

02:18:07.000 Yeah, that's definitely the best way to do it.

02:18:12.000 Okay, this looks like it's not safe for work.

02:18:16.000 Dear fags of the zone, I heard you discuss the idea of a way to get the wife to love the daily beach.

02:18:22.000 That may not happen anytime soon.

02:18:23.000 Here in the Netherlands, several studies have shown that a good beach and a full swallow is a great way to reduce the chance of getting a miscarriage among various health benefits in the articles below.

02:18:38.000 On social media, jokes are being made, blah, blah, blah.

02:18:40.000 Okay, that's good to know.

02:18:42.000 You should tell your wife that.

02:18:46.000 Oh, not you, Ezra.

02:18:47.000 Sorry.

02:18:48.000 Oh, yeah, I wouldn't tell her about that, Gavin.

02:18:54.000 Okay, scroll down.

02:18:55.000 Apparently, your friend Alok is performing in the New York Comedy Festival.

02:19:01.000 I did not know this guy was a comedian.

02:19:04.000 Sorry, he goes, I did not know they is a comedian.

02:19:08.000 It looks like they is doing two shows.

02:19:10.000 Tickets are $40.

02:19:11.000 I think there's literally only one ticket left.

02:19:13.000 Alok is going to sell out.

02:19:16.000 So let's go through these pictures.

02:19:18.000 Have you got the pics?

02:19:20.000 Michael Rappaport, not remotely amusing, a fake New Yorker whose daddy owned a comedy club and gave him a career.

02:19:28.000 Michelle Wolf, she got abortion banned by flaunting how fun it is to murder babies.

02:19:37.000 And that went, that made America go, all right, this shit is getting out of hand.

02:19:41.000 And now we have Texas.

02:19:43.000 So we actually like Michelle Wolf because she's so incompetent that she ends up furthering the conservative cause.

02:19:52.000 So she saved tens of thousands of babies with her shitty, horrible, screeching, shrill comedy.

02:20:00.000 John Lovett, I don't know him.

02:20:03.000 Do you?

02:20:04.000 No.

02:20:05.000 I know John Lovitts.

02:20:08.000 He's sub-John Lovitts.

02:20:10.000 I've never heard of John Lovett.

02:20:11.000 And you haven't either?

02:20:12.000 You're kind of a comedy guy.

02:20:13.000 A little bit, but no, no, no.

02:20:15.000 Okay.

02:20:15.000 Amanda Seals, smart, funny, and black.

02:20:18.000 Don't forget I'm black.

02:20:20.000 So she definitely sucks.

02:20:22.000 No, she's one of the funniest people out there in this motherficker, dude.

02:20:27.000 Have some respect on her name, for Christ's sakes.

02:20:30.000 Sorry, Michael.

02:20:32.000 Nick Kroll, funny dude.

02:20:34.000 No denying that.

02:20:35.000 I'm not nuts about his cartoon that constantly talks about children's sex lives.

02:20:42.000 But no one can deny that he's really talented, especially his Canadian guy.

02:20:47.000 Brian Regan, one of the funniest people ever.

02:20:50.000 Gary Goldman.

02:20:52.000 I mean, I'm annoyed that he sits there and tells people how to live their lives when he's killed himself many times.

02:20:58.000 But you can't deny that he's one of the greats, especially when he starts attacking food like pineapples and fruit salad and stuff.

02:21:10.000 Bill Maher, brutally overrated, laughs at his own jokes.

02:21:15.000 He makes the audience laugh.

02:21:16.000 He makes his panel laugh with him.

02:21:18.000 He sits with his panel, and then they do that awkward laugh because they're sitting next to him and they have to.

02:21:24.000 That's a cringe.

02:21:26.000 And then we have a lock.

02:21:31.000 Now, this is the man who said, you have a problem with trans people in bathrooms?

02:21:40.000 Fuck you.

02:21:41.000 You know, your daughter isn't this little princess, this asexual princess.

02:21:45.000 She's got her own libido.

02:21:47.000 So he's talking about your eight-year-old daughter and saying, you think I'm the one molesting her?

02:21:52.000 Maybe she's molesting me.

02:21:54.000 And I have a friend who does a clothing line that he modeled.

02:21:58.000 It's for fat people.

02:22:00.000 And she stopped being my friend.

02:22:03.000 She said that I spent, I lost, my brother wouldn't speak to me for weeks at a time.

02:22:10.000 Sorry, she said, I can't tell you how many times my brother and I stopped talking because I defended you, but I can no longer do that.

02:22:17.000 I keep waiting for you.

02:22:18.000 We've all heard this, right?

02:22:19.000 Your sister's probably said it to you.

02:22:21.000 I keep waiting for you to say this is Andy Kaufman and it's all a big joke and you were just pretending and ha ha jokes on you.

02:22:29.000 And I always say, okay, give me evidence of this Andy Kaufman character.

02:22:34.000 What did he say?

02:22:35.000 What have I said that you went, what the fuck?

02:22:38.000 He must be kidding.

02:22:39.000 I guarantee you, if you bring me something and it's shocking, you're not presenting it in context.

02:22:46.000 Anyway, later on, my judge just gave up on trying to convince her that she's wrong.

02:22:50.000 And my last text to her was, okay, so we're done.

02:22:54.000 And we were friends in college.

02:22:56.000 I've known her since 88.

02:22:59.000 I go, Okay, so we're done because I support Trump.

02:23:02.000 And a lock is cool.

02:23:05.000 He's working for you.

02:23:06.000 He's your model.

02:23:08.000 And he's talking about how bitches in bathrooms are asking for it.

02:23:13.000 Children are asking to get raped, basically.

02:23:17.000 Like, how did that not cancel him?

02:23:20.000 Isn't that amazing?

02:23:21.000 Let's check out his comedy.

02:23:23.000 I want to see a lock.

02:23:25.000 I want to suck his lock.

02:23:27.000 A lock of his hair.

02:23:30.000 A lock of Edmund on.

02:23:33.000 Just do a lock, I bet, stand up.

02:23:36.000 Let me guess.

02:23:37.000 This is going to be not funny.

02:23:41.000 It's a theory.

02:23:42.000 I would bet.

02:23:43.000 Oh, fuck.

02:23:44.000 How much would I bet?

02:23:44.000 That would be fun.

02:23:46.000 I just instinctively want to say 100 grand.

02:23:49.000 But I would kill myself if I lost 100 grand to a lock being funny.

02:23:56.000 No stand-ups?

02:23:57.000 Stand-up looking.

02:23:59.000 We are nothing, and that is beautiful.

02:24:02.000 Okay, that's a TED talk.

02:24:03.000 Beating in brown.

02:24:05.000 What about this?

02:24:06.000 Okay.

02:24:09.000 Here we go.

02:24:10.000 There's a photo of me at maybe 8 or 9 back home on the fridge.

02:24:14.000 I'm wearing a plaid tie, matching cardigan, and a pair of dimples.

02:24:20.000 This is the kind of photo my family has selected for commemoration because it reminds adults of words like innocence.

02:24:27.000 It's a type of photo you can mail across the ocean say, look how happy we are here.

02:24:33.000 We made it.

02:24:34.000 This photo was taken during my elementary school's Living History Museum, which was this really weird and awkward event where they made all the little kids pretend to be some famous dead person.

02:24:45.000 We stood still until the parents came by and pressed our button.

02:24:48.000 Then we matched it.

02:24:49.000 So this is a shitty, boring poem about how I'm so brown.

02:24:52.000 I chose not comedy.

02:24:55.000 I do find it funny.

02:24:58.000 It's funny to look at.

02:25:00.000 Funny looking.

02:25:01.000 Yeah.

02:25:02.000 I don't think he's ever done comedy before.

02:25:04.000 Maybe he's going to do poetry.

02:25:06.000 Oh, God.

02:25:07.000 I kind of want to go in disguise.

02:25:09.000 There's a joke in my culture that we never smile in our family photographs.

02:25:12.000 You see, there is no need to smile because a photo is merely a ritual we do in public, as if family is some sort of timeline that we're creating together.

02:25:21.000 Today, my grandmother is turning somewhere between 84 and 86 years old.

02:25:26.000 And she has no clothes because I stole them all.

02:25:31.000 Imagine being that's father.

02:25:33.000 So she'd be more eligible for shoot.

02:25:35.000 So today we are celebrating the fact that my grandmother was born at negative two and still managed to survive.

02:25:41.000 We spend hours deciding what to wear for the family photo.

02:25:44.000 So this is all memorized, scripted.

02:25:46.000 In black socks.

02:25:47.000 And boring.

02:25:48.000 I'm going to convince him I'm a comedy writer.

02:25:49.000 I'm like, can I punch up your jokes?

02:25:51.000 It requires a lot more punching than one would think.

02:25:55.000 All right, that's enough.

02:25:56.000 A lock sucks.

02:25:57.000 Surprise, surprise.

02:25:58.000 I just made 100 grand.

02:26:00.000 Time to celebrate.

02:26:01.000 Let's get to the final video on this super long, extra long, crazy long episode.

02:26:21.000 So at the end of the show, we always say get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.

02:26:25.000 It seemed, I mentioned this the other day, it seemed weird when we first said it.

02:26:29.000 Get fired?

02:26:30.000 Why?

02:26:31.000 I love my job.

02:26:32.000 Does Gavin want me to just be such a dick I get fired?

02:26:37.000 No.

02:26:38.000 But I did say be yourself and have values and don't hide.

02:26:42.000 Don't be someone else.

02:26:44.000 And in this vax hysteria, that mentality has become more important than ever.

02:26:50.000 And we are seeing people who are forced to be vax quitting their job.

02:26:54.000 And I don't think these people are quitting their job because they're scared the vax is going to kill them.

02:26:58.000 I think these people are quitting their jobs because they think it's unconstitutional to be forced to take a drug, to be forced an injection.

02:27:08.000 It's not ethical.

02:27:09.000 So these guys are saying, fuck it.

02:27:12.000 Now I think this guy, I think his wife is a dispatcher.

02:27:16.000 So they sort of prepared this getting fired together.

02:27:23.000 This is my final sign-off.

02:27:25.000 After 22 years of serving the citizens of the state of Washington, being asked to leave because I am dirty.

02:27:33.000 Numerous fatalities, injuries.

02:27:35.000 I've worked sick.

02:27:37.000 I've played sick.

02:27:39.000 We've buried lots of friends over these years.

02:27:42.000 I'd like to thank you guys.

02:27:43.000 I'd like to thank the citizens of Yakima County as well as my fellow officers within the valley.

02:27:50.000 Without you guys, I wouldn't have been very successful.

02:27:52.000 And you've kept me safe and got me home to my family every night.

02:27:56.000 Thank you for that.

02:28:00.000 Wish I could say more, but this is it.

02:28:02.000 So, State 1034, this is the last time you'll hear me in a State Patrol car.

02:28:07.000 And Jay Ansley can kiss my ass.

02:28:14.000 1034, thank you for your 22 years and five-month of service to the citizens of Washington State.

02:28:20.000 You have taken on many roles in your time at the patrol.

02:28:22.000 In your first year, you delivered a baby while on patrol in Bremerton.

02:28:26.000 You've been a DRE, DRE instructor, certified technical specialist, and reconstructionist, peer support member, part of the chaplainship board, and a CBD trooper.

02:28:35.000 You have been a great role model and mentor for all young troopers serving in the area by sharing your knowledge and experience throughout the years.

02:28:42.000 Thank you for your service.

02:28:43.000 1906.

02:28:52.000 Pretty badass, huh?

02:28:53.000 Hell yeah.

02:28:54.000 Talk about going out in a blaze of glory.

02:28:56.000 That's how to do it, folks.

02:29:02.000 Whether you think the vaccine is going to help you or not, if you think that being forced to be vaxed is unethical, un-American, a violation of your human rights, then don't allow it.

02:29:13.000 You have to stay true to who you are.

02:29:16.000 You know, the other day I got a parking ticket and I know a cop in the station who could maybe make it go away.

02:29:22.000 And I thought, I don't want to ask this guy to do that.

02:29:25.000 I was parked illegally.

02:29:27.000 I was in the wrong.

02:29:28.000 I'll pay the ticket.

02:29:30.000 You know, you have to live with character.

02:29:32.000 You have to be a moral person.

02:29:34.000 My wife got the car banged up the other day.

02:29:37.000 She pulled out too soon.

02:29:38.000 Someone hit her.

02:29:39.000 That's our family's problem.

02:29:41.000 I got to pay for that.

02:29:41.000 I don't want any insurance scams.

02:29:45.000 I want to be a handshake guy.

02:29:47.000 I want my kids to go, oh, if my dad gives you his word, it's a big deal.

02:29:51.000 Oh, if he shakes your hand, it's in.

02:29:54.000 I want to be able to say to people, you have my word that this won't happen or will happen.

02:29:58.000 I want them to go, oh, fuck.

02:29:59.000 Well, that's a done deal then.

02:30:00.000 That's what you want.

02:30:01.000 That's the goal here.

02:30:02.000 And part of that is quitting your job if they make you do something that you think is unethical and wrong.

02:30:07.000 That guy's got fucking balls, and so do you.

02:30:10.000 So get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.

02:30:16.000 And late once they will serve you till the night becomes a day.

02:30:22.000 So Arnold Lane could see Emily play.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - October 19, 2021

S04E44 - THE BEAST

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