This week, the boys are joined by a special guest, Paul Cotter, to discuss a variety of topics, including the latest in pop culture and politics. Plus, a new K-Pop band, Baby Monster, and a new kind of poop.
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00:02:45.000I'd never follow Wrestling, but after getting a Gold Bathroom, I looked into Goldust and learned a lot about her, his manager, that he had a high-falutin relationship with.
00:10:16.000But she's talking about how we need some decency in this country, the way we talk about trans.
00:10:23.000And then this is juxtaposed with all the horrible things she says on her own time, which is like, this Asian nigga showing up here ain't doing shit for me now, motherfucker.
00:12:59.000head and make you think that you're a fuckboy so he can fuck you yeah it's it's not a thing that dudes say like you're a slut dude right you're a fucking whoor you probably sleep with any dude To understand intersectionality and what it means.
00:13:16.000I have Asian friends, but they some motherfucking weirdo sometimes.
00:16:20.000I mean, imagine Chappelle made the jokes that she was making in her Twitter feed about this Asian bitch, and I'm about to break my phone on this Asian cunt's head.
00:18:43.000And I think it's time that you recognize that privilege, and we should be able to go through years of your emails, texts, phone calls, private conversations, and see if we can find an N-word to pillory you with.
00:19:03.000Well, I'm announcing here on this show today that we are officially beginning the cancellization, the cancellation of CripDaddy.
00:19:12.000I'm here for it, and I fully support it.
00:19:15.000I want to disenvow all hate that I could have spread because I know deep down I could have been spreading so much more and I should have been.
00:20:02.000But if we're going to go back through the, digging through the crates and find some old spook LPs, I would argue you'd find as many, or at least in the modern American head, you think of spook as a Fed, a federal informant, an FBI guy,
00:20:18.000as much as you'd think of it as a racial epithet.
00:20:32.000National Theater Scotland has banned this word synonymous with Halloween after it was flagged as a racist slur.
00:20:38.000The word spooky has been dropped by the major arts organization if it was discovered that it was used as a derogatory term during World War II.
00:22:56.000With French, I would argue it's maybe even two languages because I speak France French and Quebecois, which is an ancient version of France French.
00:24:29.000He doesn't speak a lick of English, no Spanish.
00:24:33.000And the only way that anyone could understand him is he brought in other weight staff that were also from Guatemala and they'd spent some time in the mountains.
00:24:40.000And they're like, oh, yeah, I know that one.
00:25:08.000So I'm going to flex my muscles here and show you my amazing Biden skills and we'll see what.
00:25:17.000You know, very excited today because we have to be visiting like an actual.
00:25:23.000Today we're visiting the ancient Mayan town of Facebook.
00:25:27.000Very excited because I've actually secretly spent the past week and a half studying the ancient Mayan language and today we are going to be introducing ourselves to the future.
00:28:40.000I remember a couple years ago, they were taking sledgehammers to it, knocking her down.
00:28:46.000Anyway, so if you're on a commute and the train ride includes the Portal Bridge, you're probably going to be late and you're probably going to miss the dinner or whatever you were headed for.
00:29:43.000Ally, a straight white male who kills himself.
00:29:47.000Abolitionism, the noble movement to remove all police protection from urban communities and replace it with unarmed, anti-racist, interpretive dancers.
00:29:57.000By the way, speaking of that, that brings me to my other PJW, which is the one right after 9-7, where John Oliver is saying, I hear that policemen are calling in sick.
00:31:13.000In police departments nationwide, a crush of vaccine mandates are a flashpoint for officers faced with rolling up their sleeves or losing their jobs.
00:31:23.000In Leesburg, Virginia, some officers say they may quit if the vaccine mandate moves forward.
00:31:29.000Massachusetts, the State Police Union believes at least 150 state police officers will resign.
00:31:35.000One trooper who decided to quit had some choice words for the governor on the way out.
00:31:39.000This is the last time you'll be at him on State Patrol Co.
00:32:07.000But it is true, all over the country, a small minority of police officers have received disproportionate coverage after threatening to resign over COVID mandates.
00:32:16.000They framed this as a matter of individual liberty, even in cases where very little was being asked of them.
00:32:22.000In Chicago, officers were merely asked to register their vaccination status on a portal, and for now, can still work if they're unvaccinated, So long as they are regularly tested.
00:32:32.000But nevertheless, John Katanzara, the head of Chicago's Fraternal Order of Police, told his officers flat out: do not comply with any direct order to fill out the portal, period.
00:32:42.000Since the start of the city, because that portal, that database is used against you and your career in the future, it affects promotions.
00:32:51.000You're on their shit list is what that portal is, but you wouldn't know that.
00:32:55.000Can't these guys all have to do one ride-along with every police force they criticize?
00:33:00.000Imagine John Oliver in the south side of Chicago at 1 a.m., cowering in the back seat.
00:33:26.000Four times more police officers die from COVID than gunfire.
00:33:30.000That is a terrible statistic, which you might not fully absorb, given that CNN's graphics department represented it with one bar that's only about twice as big as the other.
00:36:35.000But what she's doing to stay alive is deleting all her old videos because YouTube will change the rules and then go back in time and persecute you for breaking the rules which didn't exist at the time, which is clown world in a nutshell,
00:37:13.000Why didn't you call the police that night?
00:37:14.000Oh, I didn't realize it till like night right now.
00:37:17.000But now I can go in a time machine, go back in time and enforce my new opinions and the new culture we're in, and then enforce that on the past and ridicule them, destroy them, cancel them for being old-fashioned.
00:39:29.000And then our buddy Mark Randazza, Mr. Free Speech Lawyer, says, so sorry, just to skip ahead there, Ateen testified she met a classmate for consensual sex in the girls' bathroom of a Loudoun County High School before.
00:39:40.000But in a May encounter, she was sexually assaulted.
00:39:43.000So they said this guy was a domestic terrorist, the dad.
00:39:46.000We were disappointed in him for just going through MAMBY-PAMBY paperwork after his daughter's anally and facially raped.
00:39:53.000And he's like, well, I'm filing a complaint.
00:39:56.000Okay, I'm not sure why you're not turning into Charles Bronson like the rest of us would.
00:40:01.000And then the left's new angle, now that they realize they can't just pretend this didn't happen, is that the girl was a whore.
00:40:08.000And the funny thing I find about this is all this leftist shit where they accuse us of crazy shit like, raped because she was wearing a short skirt.
00:40:30.000That may have happened in the 50s before I was born, but not now.
00:40:33.000And then here we have the left doing exactly that.
00:40:36.000Because she's allegedly had consensual sex, and we don't know what that means in this context.
00:40:42.000Could have been just making out, in the bathroom before, she deserves to get raped in the ass and in the face by some fucking weirdo who's in a dress.
00:41:46.000And I'm just reading this story, which I have a lot of trouble reading stories about children under duress.
00:41:52.000Houston House of Horror's mom lived 50 minutes away and would occasionally bring food to her kids, aged 7, 10, and 15, who were left alone with brother's corpse for a year.
00:42:01.000Teen texted mother to say he couldn't take it anymore before calling 911.
00:42:06.000The three siblings and skeletal remains were asked to do a welfare check.
00:43:39.000Lack of community, lack of caring in the community hurts the weak.
00:43:44.000And so there was this sentence in there that really killed me.
00:43:46.000It was, the neighbor in the apartments complex had complained for months about a foul odor emitting from the unit where the shocking discovery was made.
00:43:56.000The smell was so bad that she would be forced to turn off her air conditioning to prevent it from entering her apartment through the vents.
00:44:03.000The neighbor said she complained several times about the smell.
00:48:33.000And every single time I confront my dick after one of his cockamamie, excuse the pun, ideas doesn't pan out, he always has the same reaction.
00:48:40.000He's always eating a cheeseburger and he always goes, oh no, thought she was.
00:49:40.000By the way, dude, I know your world's rocked, and it's good that you got punched in the face, but you should be mad at your chick.
00:49:46.000She's the one who started that whole thing by gobbing on a random Syrian.
00:49:52.000And you don't want to punch someone in the face, but a bonk with an umbrella, that seems like a pretty good solution to spit, don't you think?
00:50:20.000I have to be very careful because I can't be accused of advocating violence on the show.
00:50:24.000But here is someone getting their ass kicked for the first time in their life, and they're going to be a lot less self-righteous, you notice.
00:50:29.000So it's this guy, the bald guy, who's about to get rocked.
00:51:47.000You could actually call all of these pussy pass revoked.
00:51:50.000But this guy, look, if someone has good stance and they're getting low and they're moving their center of gravity around, they're changing their levels, as we say at the gym, you're fighting a boxer.
01:02:43.000But with a slightly more black focus when it comes to pop culture.
01:02:47.000But because the left put all their eggs in the female black voices basket, when one of them talks out of term and one of their pets misbehave, they don't know what to do.
01:02:57.000Because they've been screaming, listen to black women again and again.
01:03:01.000Like Ashley Marie Preston, who isn't even a woman.
01:03:05.000So she was on the view and she said, no, go back.
01:03:16.000She said, it's a long thing, we're not going to show the whole thing, but she said, seven-year-old white kids shouldn't be made to feel ashamed of themselves.
01:03:37.000What Senator McConnell may be referencing is, yes, it's time to move on in a lot of ways.
01:03:42.000I'm one who believes that the American people are now concerned about their, what we call, kitchen table issues, the price of gasoline, inflation.
01:03:52.000We've got to move on to the next generation, the move ahead and deal with the American people's issues.
01:03:59.000It's really politically expedient for Mitch McConnell to say, let's move on and let's move on.
01:04:04.000The problem is that PASC will become prologue if we don't find out exactly what happened January 1st.
01:04:17.000But I'm going to tell you, I live in California, not Washington, D.C. And the American people do have other concerns that we ought to be thinking about and talking about.
01:04:26.000And so, well, let me finish that, Sonny.
01:04:29.000I also know that as a government and as a country, we've got to be concerned about the things that are making life hard for Americans and hard for American families.
01:04:40.000First of all, parents ought to be involved in their children's education.
01:04:44.000Their children are in school seven hours.
01:04:54.000There are lots of ways for parents to be involved, and they should be.
01:04:57.000My parents never thought I was going to grow up in a world without prejudice, but they also told me that's somebody else's problem, not yours.
01:05:19.000Everywhere I go, I know that there's two or three people.
01:05:21.000Even when I was in eighth grade, anyone who has a sort of outgoing personality and is noteworthy, class clown or whatever it is, punk rocker, magazine publisher, you're going to have enemies.
01:05:57.000What other people think about you is none of your business.
01:06:01.000What people say about you behind your back is none of your business.
01:06:05.000These Turks with their stupid amulets that have an eye on them and it's to prevent the evil eye and from people gossiping about you, that's an integral part of your culture.
01:09:04.000Wouldn't it be funny if a mainstream source like CNN or 60 Minutes goes, it was said earlier on Black News Tonight that the white man had been stewing ever since Martin Luther King was killed.
01:11:26.000I believe I just expounded on a thought and had one of those moments in life where you have a complete Change of view.
01:11:30.000I think we can attribute all the cockery we see with mainstreaming trans people as sane, normal, regular people to the initial normalization of gays and lesbians.
01:11:39.000I would argue with you, sir, and say that this feminization of men goes back to indie rock and sort of like post-emo soft indie grunge where they'd have like baggy pants on and a cardigan and they go drinking lemon with like a baggy beanie and little fingerless gloves with painted nails.
01:13:50.000If you're having any doubts, read The Curmudgeon's Guide to Getting Ahead by Charles Murray, and he will tell you the basic rules for deciding if she's the one.
01:14:58.000Can you just show everyone what we're talking about in case they didn't see yesterday's episode?
01:15:02.000When he catches the sleeve, his reaction is, fuck, I don't deserve this.
01:15:05.000His cousins, who were there with him, laugh ironically and are almost okay with someone stealing it until they realize, oh yeah, we're Lakers fans.
01:16:19.000I guess you write Kobe on the glass or something.
01:16:23.000Yeah, so the dads who volunteer to hang out at the schools, which made us go, aren't you unemployed?
01:16:29.000The interviewer asks, do any of you have a degree in school counseling or criminal justice?
01:16:34.000And he says that kind of proves how useless the school counselor is at handling children misbehaving because there is someone there whose job is that.
01:17:21.000My wife tried to tell me that I couldn't spend money on fast food and I nicely said, I don't tell you what to spend money on, and I make a majority of it.
01:17:36.000So yeah, that's enough for a burrito box.
01:17:39.000Hi, I'm a fellow baby monster, and I'm attempting to help Ryan raise money for Taco Bell or potentially money to cover his testicle treatment surgery, a reattachment surgery.
01:17:48.000I know based off his picture, it appears that he no longer needs fast food or food in general, but with your small donation, you can help feed a underprivileged Japrikan man that has long lived under the abuse of the white man.