Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S04E49 - SPIDERS AND SNAKES

00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Kevin McGinnis.

00:00:21.000 It's your favorite Republican hoots.

00:00:23.000 It's your fellow with a neck or shoes.

00:00:24.000 Two chains, two birds, and we know what's good.

00:00:27.000 Guess who's back to abuse every solvent that I choose?

00:00:31.000 Two booze and a pint that's out.

00:00:32.000 I never do man.

00:00:33.000 Never smells like troubled rock.

00:00:47.000 Hi, welcome back to Get Off My Lawn on censored.tv.

00:00:54.000 It's a show where we go through daily events, news, music, pop culture, and try to give our take on Clown World.

00:01:03.000 And we try to keep it amusing because we're the happy warriors, right, Ryan?

00:01:08.000 Don't forget, we also inject a good amount of comedy and not just flippant comedy, callback jokes, inside jokes, and topical ones as well.

00:01:17.000 Oh, I love topical jokes.

00:01:19.000 And I'm glad you brought that up, Ryan, because I forgot that Ryan does a lot of impressions and he can CGI faces on him.

00:01:27.000 So I think it's misleading to call it a news show.

00:01:30.000 It's really entertainment and comedy, more of a radio show with a video component.

00:01:36.000 Do you agree?

00:01:37.000 And being good at it, if you will.

00:01:39.000 That is one of my face swap technologies.

00:01:42.000 We use this to clown on some of the people that you might see in the news, papers, magazines.

00:01:50.000 What are in the newspapers, magazines?

00:01:53.000 Oh, like when a magazine comes with a newspaper, like the New York Times magazine on Sundays.

00:01:58.000 And don't forget our references via videos that we've stumbled across or seen or even people have submitted them through the mailbag.

00:02:06.000 My son's on the cover of a magazine.

00:02:09.000 Just like that one.

00:02:10.000 There's a lot of things that are included in this show.

00:02:14.000 It's a free-for-all.

00:02:15.000 There is a lot.

00:02:16.000 I would say...

00:02:18.000 $40 or $45.

00:02:20.000 At least that many.

00:02:22.000 And more to come.

00:02:24.000 Today, Ryan came to my boxing gym and he worked out with me this morning.

00:02:30.000 And Larry Barnes trained him.

00:02:31.000 Larry's contention is that there is no future for Ryan in boxing.

00:02:36.000 He doesn't have it.

00:02:37.000 That's actually not true, Gavin.

00:02:39.000 While he was teaching me some of the things to do with my fist, you came up behind and you said, he doesn't got it.

00:02:47.000 Why don't we quit?

00:02:48.000 Oh, I love jokes like that.

00:02:49.000 That's a joke that I did.

00:02:51.000 That's true.

00:02:52.000 But not only that, but Larry chased you away and he said, no, no, no.

00:02:57.000 And he was very supportive of me.

00:02:59.000 You, on the other hand, kept making those jokes.

00:03:02.000 I love to joke around.

00:03:04.000 It's my favorite thing to do.

00:03:06.000 But now imagine if Larry had gone with the joke and he agreed and he said, you're right, this kid stinks.

00:03:13.000 I would have felt probably like crap.

00:03:15.000 Oh, yes.

00:03:16.000 That's called Yes And in the world of improv and it would further the joke.

00:03:20.000 But Larry, he's not very ambitious when it comes to comedy and he really just does two jokes.

00:03:26.000 One, I'm a cupcake.

00:03:28.000 And I started to get serious there and lose the guy.

00:03:32.000 I'm bored of that.

00:03:34.000 And being good at it, if you will.

00:03:35.000 That was kneecap we opened the thing with.

00:03:37.000 The song was Brits out.

00:03:38.000 They're sort of Northern Irish nationalists, which sounds fun.

00:03:42.000 Until they start talking about Palestine.

00:03:45.000 What is it with British people and Palestine?

00:03:48.000 Just mind your own beeswax.

00:03:50.000 They're like, well, the fucking Brits, they took over Northern Ireland the same way the Israelis took over Palestine. 0.99

00:03:57.000 And we support Palestine.

00:03:59.000 No, no, no, no, no.

00:04:02.000 You know how many Palestinians were pushed out when they formed Israel?

00:04:05.000 It was like 2,000.

00:04:07.000 And all the Jews were pushed out of their various Arab countries to the tune of about 2,000.

00:04:14.000 Boring.

00:04:17.000 Did you like boxing, Ryan?

00:04:19.000 Oops.

00:04:20.000 Yeah.

00:04:21.000 It's not easy.

00:04:23.000 My arms got tired pretty quick because I flew there.

00:04:28.000 But on a real note, it's a lot of stamina.

00:04:31.000 On a real note.

00:04:32.000 You mean, but seriously, folks.

00:04:34.000 But seriously, folks.

00:04:35.000 So you liked it?

00:04:36.000 Yeah.

00:04:37.000 I just, I can't get the whole, you step first and then you jab?

00:04:41.000 Yeah, it's really, it's tricky, but it's the only way a jab, like your left hand is so weak that if you don't step, it doesn't have any gumption.

00:04:51.000 Yep.

00:04:51.000 And people, I don't understand this.

00:04:53.000 Connor McGregor does this, but some people, like, they'll knock out guys with their, with their jab.

00:04:58.000 My jab, you would, if I punched your newborn baby with my jab, you'd go, will you stop? 0.99

00:05:04.000 You would not be mad.

00:05:06.000 So when you step, you give it extra, but I'll even step without stepping forward.

00:05:12.000 So if it's a bunch of jabs, I'm like dancing on my little toe just to sort of remind myself.

00:05:17.000 Yeah.

00:05:19.000 I mean, I have no problem with the pivot with the right because it reminds me of golf.

00:05:23.000 It seems natural.

00:05:25.000 Yeah.

00:05:25.000 So I didn't need a reminder for that.

00:05:27.000 It's only when you're doing fast combos that I'm like, oh, I'm forgetting to pivot.

00:05:30.000 I'm forgetting to step.

00:05:32.000 Yeah.

00:05:32.000 And I'm just standing still.

00:05:33.000 Well, and also it just comes naturally because with the right, it's your favorite hand.

00:05:38.000 You get the hip in there.

00:05:39.000 This is a cinch.

00:05:41.000 I had to, when I got vaccinated today, I had to use my less dominant hand, my less dominant arm.

00:05:46.000 What?

00:05:47.000 Oh, yeah.

00:05:48.000 I got fully vaccinated.

00:05:50.000 Oh, I'm glad to hear it.

00:05:53.000 Did you understand that the fuck?

00:05:56.000 It's not easy to be a robot.

00:05:59.000 Imagine how hard it is for him to be a human.

00:06:01.000 Well, let's go to the clip that we've been obsessing on and talking like for several days now.

00:06:06.000 Let me clarify.

00:06:07.000 Vaccination is for T-DAP, tetanus, acupuncture, and dilly squat or something.

00:06:13.000 Was it also for having your background more focused than your face?

00:06:17.000 Because it didn't work.

00:06:18.000 It takes time to kick in.

00:06:20.000 Okay.

00:06:22.000 Remember that?

00:06:22.000 I think flu shots only last for three weeks.

00:06:24.000 Remember that?

00:06:26.000 Ah, that sucks.

00:06:28.000 Why even get it?

00:06:30.000 Yeah.

00:06:32.000 Which number is it?

00:06:33.000 1-4?

00:06:34.000 Oh.

00:06:35.000 The old 1-4?

00:06:42.000 Oh, you ruin it when you show the title and everything, dude.

00:06:44.000 Just bang to the video.

00:06:47.000 There we go.

00:06:50.000 Okay, s just one one thing I gotta say about Mark.

00:06:53.000 I know famous people they like to have they know their own body is a brand I guess I have it with these glasses and the mustache or whatever But uh why did you choose that look as your brand?

00:07:04.000 Like your fucking hair is the worst hair in America You know what I mean?

00:07:10.000 It's the greatest hair in Legoland.

00:07:12.000 It's so fucking bad Just I don't know like a shaved head would be better Why does he do that?

00:07:21.000 There's not a worse hairdo you can have in fact in Star Trek they use it on that data guy because it looks so robot robot-like.

00:07:31.000 I was gonna say robotic, but that's not what I mean.

00:07:33.000 I mean robot-like.

00:07:35.000 Okay, go ahead.

00:07:55.000 I love Arizona Sunshine.

00:07:57.000 Is she doing the thing that people do when they talk to immigrants, which is like you empathize for them, so you're like, yeah, I have to go there too.

00:08:03.000 Like you talk a little bit like them.

00:08:05.000 I guarantee you, Zuckerberg spent $100,000 on an expert.

00:08:09.000 He's a public speaking expert.

00:08:12.000 And his whole thing is you have to use your hands.

00:08:15.000 Hands are very expressive.

00:08:17.000 They're the most expressive part of your body.

00:08:19.000 If you talk to photographers, they'll tell you whenever you're cropping a photo to either like do here or if you're going to show the waist, make sure you include the hands.

00:08:27.000 You never crop hands.

00:08:28.000 Hands are very expressive.

00:08:30.000 So he did a whole, he did like a five-hour thing with that.

00:08:33.000 And then he did individual three-hour sit-downs with all of his top brass.

00:08:38.000 And they came out acting like total fucking lunatics.

00:08:44.000 No one does this.

00:08:45.000 That game basically got me and my friends through the first few months of the pandemic.

00:08:49.000 That's awesome.

00:08:50.000 If you enjoyed that part, I think you'll be excited that we're partnering with you.

00:08:54.000 She's making fun of them.

00:08:55.000 She does guns too. 1.00

00:08:57.000 Whoa, watch.

00:08:58.000 Don't sweep me with that barrel.

00:09:00.000 Sorry, I'm late.

00:09:01.000 My motorcycle wasn't starting.

00:09:09.000 Nice.

00:09:09.000 What else is coming?

00:09:10.000 Oh, my God.

00:09:12.000 Director, cut, stop. 0.68

00:09:15.000 Like, why did this continue?

00:09:17.000 Doesn't anyone there have eyes?

00:09:19.000 I guess the director's like, would you stop that with your hands?

00:09:21.000 And Mark goes, we just spent $100,000 on the hands.

00:09:24.000 You want to throw them away?

00:09:26.000 Is there one person?

00:09:27.000 They're literally blurry when you freeze.

00:09:32.000 Metaverse is constantly evolving.

00:09:34.000 So one of the most important aspects will be live service games that launch updates and new downloadable content regularly.

00:09:41.000 So many Italians watching this, like, stop yelling at us.

00:09:44.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:09:45.000 But even Italians, like, they keep it in the center of their body. 1.00

00:09:50.000 Yeah, it's not that much.

00:09:52.000 Like Echo VR, Beatsaber, Onward, Pistol Whip, and more.

00:09:57.000 We're focused on this a lot.

00:09:58.000 Oh, they have cue cards behind them, too.

00:10:01.000 Making sure games can build out active communities.

00:10:05.000 Beat Saber has a lot of people.

00:10:06.000 What is his head doing while she's talking?

00:10:08.000 He's like swimming and waiting.

00:10:10.000 It's like when you see someone on SNL who's like a sports star and they've never been on TV before.

00:10:17.000 And you can see them reading the other person's cue cards because they're nervous about their cue coming up.

00:10:22.000 Here's my.

00:10:23.000 Okay, she's almost done talking about it.

00:10:25.000 Like his mouth is like moving like he's speaking.

00:10:28.000 Oh, really?

00:10:29.000 Look.

00:10:29.000 Looks like he's chewing or speaking.

00:10:31.000 He's not saying anything.

00:10:32.000 Nailed out.

00:10:32.000 Active communities.

00:10:34.000 Beat Saver has a passionate community.

00:10:36.000 Oh, I love Beatsaber.

00:10:37.000 You know when you're watching a video of yourself, like, and you're doing something and you're like talking along to it?

00:10:42.000 You're like, you kind of like mouth it.

00:10:45.000 You know what it is?

00:10:46.000 Maybe he's reading her lines.

00:10:48.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:10:50.000 He's so shitty at this that he's reading her lines.

00:10:53.000 She's in blue and he's in red.

00:10:55.000 So he's reading the blue things, which she finds incredibly distracting.

00:10:59.000 But she manages to plow forward because Mark, her boss, said it was the only way they could do this.

00:11:06.000 Anyway.

00:11:06.000 You know what's funny?

00:11:08.000 What, Ryan?

00:11:09.000 Well, they're adopting a version of Grand Theft Auto San Andreas, which is one of the greatest franchise titles of that franchise title.

00:11:18.000 And that game, in Rockstar, they had a fake Facebook thing and they had you execute the fake Mark Zuckerberg.

00:11:25.000 Oh, he's doing a speech and he's on the phone and then his head explodes.

00:11:28.000 And then your characters kill...

00:11:30.000 It's called Life Invader, but it's got the symbol that looks like Facebook and stuff.

00:11:34.000 So in Rockstar's game, they killed him.

00:11:37.000 And he was talking about how he steals your data and gives it to the government and whatever.

00:11:41.000 And now he's partnering with them to launch this VR San Andreas game.

00:11:47.000 Wow, that sounds great, Ryan.

00:11:49.000 Thank you.

00:11:50.000 This shows off to a boring start, don't you think?

00:11:53.000 Well, I couldn't disagree more.

00:11:54.000 When I saw that woman, I thought, women don't belong in the workforce, and this is such a great example of women not feeling comfortable in their jobs because they shouldn't be there. 1.00

00:12:03.000 It's affirmative action. 0.77

00:12:05.000 And we'll be discussing this later in the show.

00:12:08.000 But I just, when I saw her, I just thought, thank you, Alec Baldwin.

00:12:13.000 He is the only guy who is fighting back against women in the workforce and trying to lower their numbers. 0.97

00:12:22.000 In fact, after she was shot, she said, that was no good.

00:12:33.000 I got to say, watching him get harassed all over the place, this pains me to say, but he's quite a dresser.

00:12:42.000 I've never seen him in a bad outfit.

00:12:44.000 Even when he's crying about taking women out of the workforce, he looks pretty good. 1.00

00:12:49.000 He's aging gracefully, I'm afraid.

00:12:51.000 Sorry.

00:12:52.000 I don't like him either, but.

00:12:55.000 I thought they just said pew.

00:12:56.000 Like, you know, when you do a gun sound, pew?

00:13:00.000 I was like, what?

00:13:01.000 Put the gun down and went, pew, pew.

00:13:04.000 He put this pew, pew on the pew and repeated what the fuck just happened.

00:13:08.000 My friend was him for Halloween, complete with the women being shot. 0.69

00:13:14.000 How did he do the woman being shot?

00:13:15.000 He just had a woman just like. 0.98

00:13:18.000 With a bullet hole in her? 0.99

00:13:19.000 Yeah, let me see if I can get the pic.

00:13:20.000 That's pretty good.

00:13:22.000 I don't like talking about Halloween after Halloween.

00:13:24.000 That's true.

00:13:25.000 Severely dangerous.

00:13:26.000 Oh, my boy went all out.

00:13:27.000 Oh, that looks pretty good.

00:13:29.000 Did you blur them on purpose?

00:13:30.000 No.

00:13:32.000 Yeah.

00:13:36.000 This is not related to anything, and it's got its own category here.

00:13:40.000 Prager, Dennis Prager, did a video on marriage, and it was, this guy is, he reminds me of Charles Murray in his profundity.

00:13:47.000 Hoping that's a word.

00:13:49.000 He's a very profound dude.

00:13:51.000 And I thought this was, it's rare in this day and age you hear new thoughts.

00:13:58.000 Take, for example, that moron grape ape wrestler that's on Greg Guttfeld's show.

00:14:04.000 He's never once said anything remotely interesting that makes you go, huh.

00:14:08.000 But Prager regularly does.

00:14:09.000 And I had never thought of this before.

00:14:11.000 But take it away, Dan.

00:14:14.000 So here is the first question I ask a couple when they're thinking of getting married.

00:14:23.000 I don't ask, do you share values?

00:14:25.000 I don't ask, do you love each other?

00:14:28.000 I don't ask, are you in love?

00:14:30.000 I ask them, do you enjoy each other?

00:14:36.000 And someone who's been married many years, not in one marriage, but many years, I'm telling you, that's what it comes down to.

00:14:49.000 Because that includes everything.

00:14:53.000 Do you enjoy each other includes values?

00:14:58.000 I'm not going to enjoy someone who thinks America is a cesspool.

00:15:02.000 Okay?

00:15:02.000 No matter how wonderful the human beings are.

00:15:05.000 How could you enjoy someone if you don't share values?

00:15:09.000 Yeah, it does encompass everything, sure.

00:15:11.000 I mean, my wife is not pro-life, but I'm not sure how deep that goes because if she got pregnant today, I would make her keep it and she would. 1.00

00:15:25.000 Anyway.

00:15:27.000 Someone who has the opposite values of mine.

00:15:30.000 So it includes all these things.

00:15:32.000 It may not include, are you in love?

00:15:35.000 I think in love is great.

00:15:37.000 I don't want to knock that.

00:15:39.000 But nevertheless, there are people who love each other and don't enjoy each other.

00:15:43.000 Just as there are people who love each other and don't like each other.

00:15:46.000 There are a lot of parents who love their kids and don't like them.

00:15:51.000 Like, to my, I think like is more sustaining than love in the long run.

00:15:58.000 And I'm a big fan of love and I really love my wife.

00:16:00.000 Oh, wait a minute.

00:16:02.000 Those people who don't like their kids but love their kids, that's just a phase.

00:16:07.000 Like teenagers are a fucking nightmare.

00:16:09.000 I was a total dick to my dad, but he loved me and now we're best friends because that love persisted.

00:16:16.000 Like is I'm not sure I agree with him on that.

00:16:19.000 I get what he's saying within the enjoy thing, but like is temporary.

00:16:24.000 Love is permanent.

00:16:26.000 None of this is really sticking for me because he's, I mean, he's not really using his hands.

00:16:30.000 I mean, he does one little karate chop here, and I'm a big fan of love.

00:16:34.000 I'm going to really love my wife.

00:16:35.000 One karate chop.

00:16:36.000 That's one karate chop. 0.79

00:16:37.000 Dennis, you need to emote with your hands.

00:16:40.000 Save for the people in the back.

00:16:44.000 Nevertheless.

00:16:45.000 Like when you say love, you go like this.

00:16:46.000 Right.

00:16:48.000 I think it's very important to love your wife, but you need to like her too.

00:16:52.000 Why not just learn sign language at this point?

00:16:54.000 If you don't like her, then go away.

00:17:00.000 You told me I could have one or the other, I would take like.

00:17:04.000 So that's why I do ask, do you enjoy each other?

00:17:10.000 Related to that is, do you miss the person when you're not together?

00:17:15.000 That to me is about as great a question and thing to have as you can have.

00:17:24.000 Dude, that's making me paranoid.

00:17:27.000 I cannot imagine my wife missing me.

00:17:30.000 No.

00:17:31.000 No.

00:17:32.000 That's not true.

00:17:34.000 I could.

00:17:37.000 She was in Madison for like three weeks this summer.

00:17:42.000 Well, I barely got a call.

00:17:44.000 When you're together super long, doesn't like miss take a longer duration to take effect?

00:17:50.000 Like if you're seeing somebody every day and then they go away for like a month, maybe you start to miss them then.

00:17:56.000 Well, I think that when women are menopausal, they want to be alone and they're not exactly horny. 0.98

00:18:02.000 So why do they need me?

00:18:04.000 That's true.

00:18:05.000 Isn't that a show, My Wife Hates Me? 1.00

00:18:07.000 Or a movie?

00:18:08.000 Yes.

00:18:08.000 It's a podcast with Rich Voss and Bonnie McFarland.

00:18:11.000 Two of the coolest people ever.

00:18:14.000 Yeah, I love Bonnie McFarland and Rich Voss.

00:18:18.000 Not pompous at all.

00:18:21.000 Rich Voss is another guy, hardworking, and so is Bonnie, really.

00:18:24.000 Hardworking comedians that don't have the sprinkles and they've made an okay life for themselves.

00:18:29.000 That's so fucking funny.

00:18:30.000 So true.

00:18:31.000 Oh, damn, Ant, longtime friend, agrees.

00:18:34.000 What?

00:18:35.000 Anthony, a longtime friend of theirs, agrees.

00:18:37.000 That's got to be hurtful.

00:18:38.000 Oh, he's finally got your joke.

00:18:41.000 Dudes, so there's some shit going on in New York City.

00:18:45.000 And I got some inside scoop.

00:18:49.000 So the mandate is insane.

00:18:52.000 We're all overcompensating here.

00:18:54.000 There's so much work being put in to the pandemic now that it's over.

00:18:59.000 The death rates are, it's done.

00:19:02.000 And we're acting like it's two years ago.

00:19:06.000 And we've got mandates all over the place, airlines, construction sites. 0.78

00:19:11.000 And now de Blasio is pushing it for all New York workers, FDNY, NYPD.

00:19:15.000 So they're walking out in droves.

00:19:17.000 Guess why they're doing it?

00:19:19.000 To stop all these COVID deaths?

00:19:21.000 What COVID deaths?

00:19:22.000 We're done.

00:19:23.000 They want to darken, specifically, the top brass of the FDNY.

00:19:29.000 Now, those guys stay in there for a long time.

00:19:32.000 They're like Supreme Court judges.

00:19:34.000 And you get promoted, promoted, and then you're looking, trying to make captain, whatever, and you need the other captain to leave before you can get in there.

00:19:41.000 Well, this is a way to force them out.

00:19:43.000 So they're going to force out, well, thousands and thousands of sanitation workers, cops, blah, blah, blah. 0.64

00:19:51.000 But a big part of this is now we have a clean slate.

00:19:54.000 We brush off the old sort of Supreme Court judges of the FDNY and fill them in with black guys who aren't qualified. 1.00

00:20:01.000 They can be from, they'll give them a mini course in fire prevention, make them watch a DVD, and then boom, they're the captains of all the firehouses and they're in charge of who does what.

00:20:14.000 So it's agenda-driven, as socialism always is.

00:20:18.000 But Senate, everyone's quitting now because of this stupid, corrupt affirmative action scam, and garbage is all over the city. 0.99

00:20:25.000 It looks like the 90s again, pre-Giuliani, I mean.

00:20:30.000 And crime is way up.

00:20:33.000 And crime is getting more elaborate, like this.

00:20:36.000 Oh, wait, no.

00:20:38.000 Yeah, let's just jump ahead to 1-8.

00:20:41.000 This guy.

00:20:43.000 I've never really seen a Molotov cocktail on a hidden camera, like on a security camera.

00:20:50.000 And it is a phenomenally effective weapon, I just learned.

00:20:56.000 Look at this.

00:20:56.000 This guy knows what he's doing.

00:20:58.000 Kaboom.

00:20:59.000 We've got to go to night vision.

00:21:02.000 Look at that.

00:21:04.000 Like, that deli's literally toast.

00:21:08.000 And then this guy stops the second one.

00:21:11.000 Gets some gas on him, I think.

00:21:13.000 I think his foot was on fire there.

00:21:17.000 Look at that, though.

00:21:19.000 Boom.

00:21:20.000 This is in Brooklyn over the weekend.

00:21:24.000 Saturday, according to the security can.

00:21:26.000 It's lit up the entire street in the car in front of it, and they're yards away.

00:21:32.000 My lord.

00:21:33.000 And then also, check out 17.

00:21:35.000 This is the subway system now.

00:21:38.000 Oh, here's another thing, too.

00:21:40.000 The pandemic is so bad that we have to have a mandate and everyone is going to be fired unless they're vaccinated.

00:21:46.000 At the same time, they're not really pushing masks anymore.

00:21:51.000 Like, have you noticed on the train, they used to bring you a mask.

00:21:55.000 And you remember you gotten shit for having a mesh mask?

00:21:58.000 Yep.

00:22:00.000 Now I don't wear it.

00:22:02.000 And they just go, meh.

00:22:04.000 Yeah.

00:22:04.000 I'm done.

00:22:06.000 There's one Asian guy that'll, like, he'll hound me about it. 1.00

00:22:09.000 He'd be like, you have to put on a mask.

00:22:10.000 I was like, it's all right.

00:22:11.000 I'm just going to get off the next stop.

00:22:12.000 He's like, you have to.

00:22:13.000 And he gives me the mask and I don't wear it.

00:22:14.000 And then he just ignores that, which I feel bad for giving it a hard time, but he's the only one doing it.

00:22:20.000 So he's the jerk.

00:22:21.000 Well, the elephant in the room with those conductors is they're told not to enforce anything.

00:22:25.000 So when the black teenagers say, I don't have any money, I don't have a ticket, they don't call the cops because that will slow down the whole train. 1.00

00:22:33.000 And now 900 people are late for work.

00:22:36.000 Crazy.

00:22:37.000 So they just don't pay.

00:22:42.000 Oh, shit.

00:22:46.000 So someone's down there.

00:22:49.000 And then a nude guy grabs.

00:22:52.000 And then the nude guy starts fighting that woman.

00:22:56.000 World's worst camera man.

00:23:00.000 Now, is the third rail really a thing?

00:23:03.000 I think so.

00:23:04.000 Is it a completely naked person?

00:23:06.000 Yep.

00:23:14.000 Hold up, hold up.

00:23:18.000 So someone's down on the tracks, jumps on the tracks.

00:23:20.000 The guy goes down there to get him.

00:23:22.000 A nude man appears.

00:23:23.000 He fights the nude man.

00:23:25.000 The nude man's knocked out or I don't know if he's electrocuted.

00:23:43.000 Is he getting zapped as we look?

00:23:45.000 No, you'd see smoke and shit, right?

00:23:46.000 I think so.

00:23:49.000 I don't think the third wheel is a thing.

00:23:52.000 I don't think you can touch the electrical part.

00:23:57.000 Why can't he move?

00:24:01.000 He's not acting like someone getting shocked.

00:24:02.000 He's acting like someone who was knocked out.

00:24:07.000 Oh.

00:24:09.000 I believe you can.

00:24:11.000 Oh, so is this the same video?

00:24:13.000 That's the same guy.

00:24:14.000 So this happened in January.

00:24:16.000 Oh, really?

00:24:18.000 Wait, the video I just showed you is from January?

00:24:21.000 This one says, well, it was published January 2021, and it looks like the same naked man.

00:24:27.000 Yeah.

00:24:28.000 And it says, naked man electrocuted, unless this happens.

00:24:31.000 I mean, it's New York City.

00:24:32.000 Naked man electrocuted by a New York City subway third rail after he shoved a strap hanger to tracks.

00:24:36.000 And then this is an article, what to do if you fall on the New York City tracks.

00:24:41.000 Watch the third rail.

00:24:42.000 It's a lethal third rail which powers subway cars with enough electricity to kill a person in an instant.

00:24:47.000 So it is true.

00:24:49.000 The third rail can be either on the side of the main running rails and can be identified by a gray cover guard.

00:24:55.000 In a safety training transit, workers are instructed to never walk between the third rail and the main running rail.

00:25:02.000 Look at that piece of advice.

00:25:04.000 You see the last one?

00:25:04.000 Climb back to the platform if possible.

00:25:07.000 Oh, thanks.

00:25:08.000 Thanks for the tip.

00:25:09.000 That's like when those news shows would say, it's going to be raining very hard this weekend, so pack some waterproof gear and bring an umbrella when you go out and wear rubber boots.

00:25:21.000 Or it's going to be cold out there this weekend, folks.

00:25:23.000 So bundle up.

00:25:24.000 Wear a scarf and a hat.

00:25:28.000 Here's how you live your life, people.

00:25:30.000 You check the weather on your phone.

00:25:32.000 You check midday and you dress accordingly.

00:25:36.000 If it says 70 at noon and it's 48 right now, then go outside in a t-shirt and freeze your ass off in the morning.

00:25:44.000 Or you will be carrying a coat around all day, like my wife does everywhere she goes. 1.00

00:25:49.000 She has a shirt on and a sweater and a jacket.

00:25:51.000 And I'm like, you're going to be carrying that around for the entire trip.

00:25:55.000 And she's like, oh, I'm fine.

00:25:57.000 Inevitably.

00:25:59.000 Hanging off her.

00:26:01.000 Come on.

00:26:02.000 I'm fucking sick.

00:26:03.000 One time I was telling my kids that, I was like, you should be cold in the morning and cold at night and dress for the middle of the day.

00:26:09.000 So freeze your ass off at 48 degrees on the way to school if it's going to be 70 that day.

00:26:14.000 And so we were hiking in the woods, and some old man goes, I didn't know that.

00:26:18.000 And I'm like, yep, it's a fact.

00:26:23.000 Here's a funny video I saw that, remember we were talking about their end game last week?

00:26:28.000 How it's total and utter destruction?

00:26:30.000 Well, that includes them.

00:26:32.000 They're suicidal, depressed, and they want us to die with them.

00:26:37.000 They want a James Joan Kool-Aid, drink the Kool-Aid death pact.

00:26:42.000 Check out this logic.

00:26:44.000 Abortion isn't killing. 1.00

00:26:46.000 Abortion is also not the opposite of adoption.

00:26:50.000 Abortion deals with pregnancy. 0.89

00:26:52.000 Adoption deals with parenting. 0.61

00:26:54.000 And as an adopted person, I would much rather have been aborted.

00:26:59.000 The trauma of my loss would have been ended with my first parents.

00:27:04.000 It would not have been then passed down to me with abandonment.

00:27:14.000 Okay, would you rather they adopted you or just abort you?

00:27:18.000 Abort.

00:27:20.000 It's simple.

00:27:21.000 Either way, it would have been trauma.

00:27:23.000 Abortion? 0.89

00:27:23.000 Not. 0.89

00:27:24.000 So you're saying that ultimately adopted that would have been more traumatic than just.

00:27:41.000 Kill a baby. 0.95

00:27:42.000 Kill a two-year-old. 0.58

00:27:43.000 Four-year-olds barely remember anything.

00:27:45.000 Kill a four-year-old. 0.56

00:27:46.000 They won't remember it.

00:27:48.000 Shoot them in the back of the head. 0.76

00:27:50.000 That was.

00:27:50.000 And the thing I like about it, too, is she just admitted that pro-choicers are pro-death, which is why we call ourselves pro-life.

00:28:01.000 All right, let's start the show.

00:28:02.000 You ready, Ryan?

00:28:03.000 Yes.

00:28:04.000 Okay, let's get started then.

00:28:06.000 Virginia is coming up.

00:28:07.000 What is that?

00:28:08.000 Tomorrow?

00:28:09.000 The election in Virginia, and is Virginia a swing state?

00:28:12.000 I think it is.

00:28:14.000 They've had a Democrat there forever, but the Republican incumbent is doing very well.

00:28:20.000 And it is neck and neck, changing by the minute.

00:28:24.000 I think our guy, Glovekin or something, is up 1%.

00:28:29.000 And Terry McCliffe.

00:28:33.000 This says Virginia isn't a swing state anymore.

00:28:37.000 So what does that mean, though?

00:28:38.000 The state was reliably red, then having back companies, blah, blah, blah.

00:28:42.000 Now Virginia seems to be getting the cold shoulder because it's considered solidly blue.

00:28:47.000 Well, it's looking pretty fucking red.

00:28:49.000 That sounds like a swing state.

00:28:50.000 Yeah, that sounds like a swing state, dude.

00:28:52.000 It's not a swing state because it's blue and could maybe go red.

00:28:59.000 But check out Kamala getting everyone pumped on last week. 0.89

00:29:02.000 I think it was Friday.

00:29:04.000 Tomorrow?

00:29:05.000 Nothing like saying, you want to meet me tomorrow?

00:29:09.000 What you doing tomorrow?

00:29:11.000 You got any plans tomorrow?

00:29:13.000 Tomorrow's a good day.

00:29:14.000 It's going to be a good day.

00:29:18.000 But the point is...

00:29:19.000 Stop.

00:29:21.000 Do you get what's going on here?

00:29:24.000 This is a white woman who is somehow related to a black person somewhere down the line trying to be black and guessing colloquialisms.

00:29:37.000 Like she thinks what you doing tomorrow is a thing, like Netflix and Chill or TGIF.

00:29:46.000 And nothing better.

00:29:48.000 Hey, Ryan, what you doing tomorrow?

00:29:50.000 Doesn't that feel good?

00:29:52.000 No?

00:29:53.000 No.

00:29:54.000 No, it doesn't feel good.

00:29:56.000 What you doing tomorrow?

00:29:57.000 It's annoying, actually.

00:29:58.000 What you doing tomorrow?

00:29:59.000 It's like, I don't.

00:30:00.000 I guess I'll do the show.

00:30:01.000 I'll work out.

00:30:02.000 I don't know.

00:30:02.000 Tuesdays, we don't really do anything.

00:30:04.000 Wednesdays, I got to do Kumi's show.

00:30:06.000 Yeah, you're trying to hang out?

00:30:08.000 Yeah, I think, do my kids have base.

00:30:11.000 No, I don't, yeah.

00:30:12.000 I don't know.

00:30:14.000 What are you doing?

00:30:14.000 Who cares?

00:30:16.000 That was always an annoying question.

00:30:18.000 On Friday, you got any plans this weekend?

00:30:21.000 I don't know, dude.

00:30:24.000 Any plans this weekend?

00:30:28.000 So, yeah, that was a pathetic attempt at getting the crowd riled up.

00:30:35.000 But the funniest part of the whole weekend, of course, was...

00:30:40.000 This is the weirdest prank ever.

00:30:41.000 So the DNC said, we need emergency Operation Racist.

00:30:46.000 We need to make this guy racist or we're doomed.

00:30:48.000 And it works.

00:30:49.000 Make him a proud boy?

00:30:51.000 No, we need to go crazier than that.

00:30:52.000 Make him pro-Charlottesville.

00:30:54.000 I mean, we are in Virginia, after all.

00:30:57.000 So get the Tiki Torch guys to say they endorse him.

00:31:01.000 Actually, get them to show up.

00:31:04.000 Well, they won't fall for it, and they don't really exist anymore.

00:31:07.000 They have their lives destroyed.

00:31:09.000 Oh, okay.

00:31:10.000 Well, the Lincoln Project will help us.

00:31:12.000 They'll dress up our DNC operatives, the Youth Volunteer Brigade.

00:31:17.000 They'll dress up as Charlottesville dudes with tiki torches, and they'll stand next to a Terry truck, or I mean a Glovekin truck.

00:31:26.000 So they did that.

00:31:29.000 And it was really weird.

00:31:34.000 The person taking credit for collaborative...

00:31:35.000 Oh, yeah.

00:31:36.000 So Lauren Windsor, God knows how much money was wasted on this stupid prank. 1.00

00:31:40.000 Lauren Windsor sees these men approach Glenn Youngkin's bus as it pulled up and said, we're all in for Glenn.

00:31:46.000 Here they are standing in front of the bus.

00:31:48.000 And Laura Windsor has the, oh my gosh, face. 1.00

00:31:52.000 Meanwhile, she did it. 0.92

00:31:53.000 She's the one who, a communication consultant. 0.75

00:31:57.000 I work with Project Lincoln to coordinate today's Yonkin Action in Charlottesville.

00:32:00.000 I joined them in the fight to defend our democracy.

00:32:02.000 So now they're pretending that it was like a performance art.

00:32:09.000 Which is not true.

00:32:10.000 It was meant to look really bad, and we weren't supposed to look anyone up.

00:32:14.000 But the fucking internet went, something doesn't smell right about this.

00:32:19.000 And they tracked all down and found out that they were all part of this like Young Democrats for Change group.

00:32:26.000 But show the first picture?

00:32:30.000 Is there anything lower than that?

00:32:31.000 No, they don't have the picture there.

00:32:32.000 Oh, okay.

00:32:33.000 Well, look up 2-1.

00:32:37.000 Maybe they've got pictures of it because there's something very weird I'm about to tell you.

00:32:41.000 I assume you already know this.

00:32:45.000 Oh, yeah, they're really doubling down, too, with their political correctness.

00:32:49.000 I think that's why Glenn is doing well, is because they made it all about racism, and racism in America is really anti-white people versus people who are not anti-white.

00:33:00.000 That's all it means.

00:33:01.000 Anti-white versus not anti-white.

00:33:03.000 And yeah, here it is.

00:33:06.000 Tight race.

00:33:07.000 Yunkin is making him. 0.91

00:33:08.000 So sorry, hold on.

00:33:09.000 Just to get back to that previous thing.

00:33:10.000 So the other guy, Terry, was saying that there's too many white teachers and made his campaign about being anti-white.

00:33:16.000 So he's trying to get as radical as AOC and the squad.

00:33:19.000 And I think it fucked him in the ass.

00:33:21.000 And that's why Glenn Yunken is doing well because the dummy got too radical.

00:33:25.000 So now he has to justify his radical behavior by saying that there's white nationalists all over the place, which is a myth.

00:33:37.000 This was the scene at Guadalajara on East Market Street in Charlottesville.

00:33:42.000 Inside, it looked like a regular campaign appearance.

00:33:45.000 Outside, a painful and tasteless reminder of the August 2017 Unite the Right violence.

00:33:51.000 When we asked if he knew who these people with tiki torches and khakis were, Junkins said, I think they work for Terry McAuliffe.

00:33:57.000 And I'm sure he said them.

00:33:58.000 This is what he does.

00:33:59.000 This is what 43-year politicians do.

00:34:01.000 When they see their 43-year critical career sunsetting coming to an end, they'll do anything to win.

00:34:08.000 And he's doing anything to win.

00:34:09.000 And so he's paying people to show up and act silly at our rallies.

00:34:13.000 And the reality is, no one's paying attention to him.

00:34:16.000 McAuliffe's team denied the accusation.

00:34:18.000 They say this was not us or anyone affiliated with our campaign.

00:34:22.000 There is one candidate in this race who has embraced white nationalists, and his name is Glenn Younkin.

00:34:28.000 The Lincoln Project, which calls itself an American political action committee formed to defeat Trumpism, has since admitted to being behind the incident.

00:34:37.000 It says the demonstration was, quote, our way of reminding Virginians what happened in Charlottesville, Florida.

00:34:42.000 So you see what happened here.

00:34:44.000 They got caught.

00:34:46.000 The deep web sussed them out.

00:34:50.000 And now they're saying it was performance art.

00:34:51.000 We did it on purpose.

00:34:52.000 We knew we'd get caught.

00:34:54.000 But here's the craziest part of all this.

00:34:56.000 Did you catch anything about the people that were there?

00:34:59.000 Did you see them?

00:35:01.000 Right?

00:35:01.000 Yeah.

00:35:02.000 They looked young and diverse.

00:35:05.000 That's the problem here.

00:35:07.000 I'm rarely stumped.

00:35:08.000 Oh, yeah.

00:35:08.000 Wait a second.

00:35:09.000 I'm rarely stumped.

00:35:11.000 But what the fuck were you thinking?

00:35:14.000 They have to include diversity, even if they're trying to portray white supremacists.

00:35:20.000 I think, look, I've been thinking about this all weekend.

00:35:24.000 I think that the left has successfully mainstreamed the ridiculous notion of multiracial white supremacy. 0.56

00:35:34.000 And when they see that one black prow boy at a rally, they go, okay, I'm not going to disavow myself of the possibility that these people are racist.

00:35:44.000 So what I'm going to do is just include blacks and say black people are white nationalists. 0.88

00:35:49.000 Which is going to go down as the clowniest clown world thing.

00:35:53.000 So the guy just hates himself?

00:35:56.000 Like, who are these black people that think whites are superior? 0.99

00:36:00.000 Look at them too.

00:36:01.000 And white nationalists, they don't just think that whites are superior.

00:36:05.000 They're all freezing.

00:36:06.000 They got drenched.

00:36:10.000 They think that whites and blacks should be separate.

00:36:13.000 So you're already violating one of their tenets just by fraternizing.

00:36:20.000 So that's the best theory I can come up with, folks.

00:36:23.000 Black Prowboys have made the left not even blink when there's a black white nationalist. 1.00

00:36:31.000 So yeah, they discovered them all.

00:36:34.000 And they all deleted their tiki gate, they're calling it. 0.96

00:36:37.000 They're all deleting their social media.

00:36:40.000 If it was performance art and you wanted to get caught, why are you deleting all your social media?

00:36:45.000 Why were you pretending with emojis that you were surprised?

00:36:50.000 She rebranded her Twitter account several times.

00:36:53.000 Flipped Arizona Blue.

00:36:55.000 These tweets are protected.

00:36:58.000 These tweets are protected.

00:37:03.000 It was a really dumb prank, guys.

00:37:08.000 It's the internet age.

00:37:09.000 You're going to get caught.

00:37:14.000 2-2.

00:37:15.000 I already talked about her, right?

00:37:16.000 Did you make it to 2-3?

00:37:20.000 I'm getting paranoid about the momentum of this show.

00:37:23.000 Yeah.

00:37:23.000 The financial director.

00:37:24.000 Anyway, they've sussed them all up.

00:37:26.000 All right, let's jump over to some racism because that's really what we're talking about.

00:37:31.000 Let's talk about racism.

00:37:35.000 That was racist.

00:37:37.000 What other different...

00:37:38.000 What else could I have done to piss you off?

00:37:41.000 Black woman? 1.00

00:37:43.000 This is really inconvenient.

00:37:56.000 Okay, that's the perfect length for an interstitial.

00:37:59.000 22 seconds.

00:38:01.000 Are you gay?

00:38:02.000 That one is a little too long.

00:38:04.000 Gang, gang, gang, gang.

00:38:06.000 Wait, that one's actually 19 seconds.

00:38:08.000 Oh, really?

00:38:09.000 Weird.

00:38:10.000 Okay.

00:38:11.000 By the way, did you notice that every black woman in that intro has long, straight hair that is not hers? 1.00

00:38:17.000 Black women, the longest their hair can go if they straighten it, which takes a mountain of work and usually makes them go bald because they have to yank it back, is like chin length. 1.00

00:38:27.000 If it's longer than that, then it's a wig or extensions.

00:38:30.000 Which is cultural appropriation, right?

00:38:34.000 Look at 2.6, though.

00:38:37.000 This whole show could just be libs of TikTok.

00:38:48.000 Please stop scrolling and join me for today's edition of, ooh, I think that's racist.

00:38:53.000 I would much appreciate it because I have a little story for you.

00:38:56.000 So recently I was at the salon and my awesome stylist while I was there decided to introduce me to the owner.

00:39:01.000 This is a new thing.

00:39:02.000 And this woman was Hand talking. 1.00

00:39:05.000 She even goes like this at one point in the video, which reminds me of that lesbian who was like, who had the hand tattoo, and she's like, guys, I messed up. 0.87

00:39:12.000 I messed up.

00:39:15.000 I did it.

00:39:16.000 I did it.

00:39:18.000 I misgendered someone.

00:39:22.000 Very lovely.

00:39:23.000 She was about a 50-something white woman. 0.99

00:39:26.000 Really kind.

00:39:27.000 But this woman had box braids all the way to her waist. 1.00

00:39:33.000 White woman. 1.00

00:39:34.000 Now, correct me if I'm wrong, but like, that's appropriation, right?

00:39:38.000 That's bad.

00:39:39.000 We don't do that.

00:39:40.000 And honestly, like, I didn't know what to say.

00:39:42.000 Like, what do you say to that?

00:39:44.000 It's not like she was mean or anything, but she was clearly ugh. 0.99

00:39:47.000 Ugh.

00:39:48.000 Ugh.

00:39:49.000 Black people, you're pretty chilled out because us white people seem to always have our hands in your cookie jar and you haven't slaughtered us all.

00:39:56.000 Thank you.

00:39:57.000 We're dicks.

00:39:58.000 So that's racist.

00:39:59.000 That's my favorite part.

00:40:00.000 Or at least appropriate.

00:40:01.000 You haven't slaughtered us all.

00:40:02.000 Thank you.

00:40:03.000 We're dicks.

00:40:07.000 Thank you for not killing us, black people.

00:40:09.000 We're the worst.

00:40:10.000 We're racist.

00:40:12.000 We kill.

00:40:13.000 We're Charlottesville.

00:40:14.000 Heather Heyer died.

00:40:15.000 We killed Heather Heyer.

00:40:16.000 This was interesting.

00:40:19.000 That chick I like, 2-5. 1.00

00:40:24.000 Yeah, look at this chart.

00:40:27.000 This is Kim Ivers.

00:40:28.000 White supremacists brought their hate to Virginia when they marched through the streets of Charlottesville.

00:40:32.000 As the threat of violent white supremacy continues to mount, we must do more.

00:40:38.000 Law enforcement has the training and resources they need to detect, deter, and investigate these acts of terrorism.

00:40:46.000 But here's the thing: according to the FBI, white supremacists were responsible for a total of 49 homicides from 2000 to 2016.

00:40:56.000 That's three per year on average.

00:40:58.000 Okay, so now there are 50.

00:41:00.000 By the way, in that same time period, you have September 11th.

00:41:04.000 So we have thousands of thousands of Islamic deaths.

00:41:08.000 And even if you don't count 9-11, you get like 50.

00:41:13.000 So that's more than white nationalists.

00:41:14.000 And that's relevant because Muslims are 1% of the population.

00:41:17.000 And according to the left, white nationalists, punch and Nazi Trump supporters are like 50% of the population.

00:41:23.000 So they should be doing a lot more than that.

00:41:26.000 Three deaths a year.

00:41:27.000 Spider bites is six deaths a year.

00:41:32.000 White nationalists are up there around sharks as far as you getting killed.

00:41:38.000 I bet snakes.

00:41:39.000 I bet snakes kill more people than white nats. 1.00

00:41:42.000 How many Americans die of snake bites a year?

00:41:45.000 In Costa Rica, it's probably one a month.

00:41:50.000 Yeah, blacks kill 20 blacks a day. 0.99

00:41:52.000 A day.

00:41:53.000 White nationalists kill three people a year, and the media will not shut up about it.

00:41:58.000 I know you think I go on about it too much.

00:42:01.000 They bite how many deaths? 0.89

00:42:05.000 See, this is like COVID.

00:42:06.000 I don't care about the cases.

00:42:08.000 On average, five Americans die from a snake bite every year.

00:42:11.000 So spiders and snakes are more deadly than white nationalists.

00:42:15.000 And you know where to find spiders and snakes.

00:42:17.000 They're everywhere.

00:42:19.000 White nationalists, where do you find those?

00:42:21.000 Where are they?

00:42:24.000 Yeah, like if we put up flyers all over New York, first of all, we'd be arrested.

00:42:28.000 If we were looking for white nationalists for a meeting, a private meeting, we'd love Nazis to come by. 0.99

00:42:33.000 Okay, we'd be arrested for putting up those flyers.

00:42:36.000 But like think of the people who would come by.

00:42:39.000 There might be one weird dude in like a sweater.

00:42:44.000 It'd be regular feds and then the weird fed in the sweater. 0.99

00:42:47.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:42:48.000 Yeah, when I say who would come, I don't mean feds and Antifa.

00:42:52.000 I mean, can you imagine, like, can you picture this bona fide white nationalist?

00:42:57.000 Even times when I've heard dudes saying, I told you this before, right?

00:43:00.000 When I heard a dude saying he'd kill a dog, he'd kill a black person before he'd kill a dog.

00:43:05.000 They're below dog or something like that.

00:43:06.000 He was drunk.

00:43:08.000 And an ex-cop.

00:43:09.000 And then next time I saw him, he's with his black best friend.

00:43:12.000 They were dying laughing.

00:43:13.000 I didn't get a word in Edgewise.

00:43:15.000 In other words, he was just running his mouth.

00:43:17.000 It didn't mean anything.

00:43:19.000 But yeah, there is privilege in America.

00:43:21.000 It's black privilege. 0.87

00:43:23.000 And it's the right to just shit on white people constantly.

00:43:27.000 Like Colin Kaepernick in his new documentary, this keeps coming up on my feed, and it really is amazing.

00:43:33.000 His hair is black power hair, yes, for a woman.

00:43:42.000 He's appropriating black women's hair. 0.96

00:43:45.000 In the 60s, the Black Panthers, the men, Cleveland Seals, Eldridge Cleaver, they had their hair like mine and they wore berets.

00:43:55.000 It was fades.

00:43:57.000 The women, it was, what's his name?

00:44:00.000 Queenie Cleaver or something. 1.00

00:44:02.000 Eldridge Cleaver's wife.

00:44:03.000 It was Angela Davis.

00:44:05.000 It was Pamela Pam Greer.

00:44:08.000 All the women had big afros, dumbass. 1.00

00:44:12.000 It's like these crusty punks that get facial tattoos that are Maori. 1.00

00:44:16.000 And you're like, that's what Maori women do to say they're married, you fucking retard. 1.00

00:44:21.000 So anyway, go up to 2-4.

00:44:24.000 The NFL is slavery, by the way.

00:44:28.000 Check it out.

00:44:33.000 Look at his human's hair. 0.93

00:44:36.000 What's being established is a power dynamic.

00:44:41.000 He's not a useful idiot.

00:44:42.000 He's a useful retard. 1.00

00:44:45.000 I think he might be the dumbest person in the world.

00:44:54.000 Yeah.

00:44:56.000 They're about to invest hundreds of millions in you.

00:44:59.000 No dignity left intact.

00:45:04.000 They do this in everything.

00:45:07.000 Like, they do this with the fire department.

00:45:16.000 This is a grade school presentation done by a dumb chick. 1.00

00:45:24.000 Are these poor slaves about to receive a $45 million contract each?

00:45:31.000 And how many football players have been absolved of their crimes from beating the shit out of their wife to murder?

00:45:38.000 You have guys in the NFL who have murdered people.

00:45:40.000 No problem.

00:45:41.000 Don't worry about it.

00:45:42.000 You're in the NFL now.

00:45:44.000 This is so stupid.

00:45:47.000 So they went to college, worked their ass off, trained for the like.

00:45:54.000 This is the dumbest analogy I've ever seen in my life.

00:45:57.000 It's hard to put it together.

00:46:01.000 Because isn't like...

00:46:04.000 Oh my God, look at that.

00:46:06.000 The guy selling the slaves just shook hands with the coach.

00:46:10.000 Pathetic.

00:46:13.000 Nice woman here, you dork. 1.00

00:46:16.000 What a dork.

00:46:17.000 You know what they were doing in the NFL?

00:46:18.000 I think this is in the notes, too.

00:46:22.000 Yeah, go to 2.9.

00:46:24.000 So they want to see if we gave you a concussion, right?

00:46:27.000 That's fair.

00:46:27.000 We're studying this.

00:46:28.000 Everyone is worried about the concussion rates in the NFL, and I think it's pretty valid.

00:46:33.000 I mean, OJ got his noggin so cracked that he behead a woman.

00:46:38.000 And speaking of black privilege, by the way, he's doing videos now.

00:46:42.000 He's at the Buffalo Bills game talking about who he thinks is going to win.

00:46:45.000 They're going to beat the Dolphins.

00:46:46.000 This guy chopped off a woman's head. 0.89

00:46:49.000 Trump made a pussy joke, and he'll never live it down.

00:46:53.000 A white man, I mean, a black man chopped off a woman's head, but he was a football star, so we love him.

00:46:59.000 Does that sound like a slave to you?

00:47:03.000 Slaves.

00:47:04.000 Slaves didn't get to chop off women's heads. 1.00

00:47:06.000 It was frowned upon.

00:47:07.000 They were severely punished for such crimes.

00:47:10.000 So the NFL gives IQ tests to players so that after their career ends, they can be tested again to see if they are owed compensation for cognitive decline as a result of multiple concussions.

00:47:24.000 But what they were doing with blacks is their initial scores were so bad that they were upping them. 0.98

00:47:33.000 So say, like, I think retarded is an 80. 1.00

00:47:36.000 So say they got an 82.

00:47:38.000 They thought, well, that's embarrassing.

00:47:40.000 This is Down syndrome.

00:47:41.000 We have to get it closer to the average of 100.

00:47:43.000 So they'd up it to 95.

00:47:46.000 And then they would check his IQ at the end, and it would have gone down to 82.

00:47:53.000 But it didn't go down.

00:47:54.000 It was always 82.

00:47:56.000 You know what I mean?

00:47:58.000 So the compensation doesn't make sense anymore.

00:48:00.000 You can't adjust the figures.

00:48:01.000 We need metrics here.

00:48:03.000 And now the embarrassing thing is that it's all coming out into the open and that wasn't supposed to happen.

00:48:10.000 See, this is what happens when you play God.

00:48:12.000 When you start deciding that you're going to change the truth, God gets mad and there's punishments for that.

00:48:18.000 It's called lying.

00:48:19.000 It's called fraud.

00:48:21.000 It's happening, actually.

00:48:22.000 It happened with Ibram X. What is that?

00:48:27.000 Yeah.

00:48:28.000 See, you keep tooling around and getting curious.

00:48:31.000 And no, that's not what I was looking for.

00:48:33.000 2-7.

00:48:34.000 You get curious.

00:48:35.000 You start looking under rugs and you start saying, wait a minute, you lied about the players' IQs.

00:48:42.000 They didn't go down at all.

00:48:44.000 More than a third of white students lied about their race.

00:48:47.000 See, Ibrahim is such a thick tard himself that he saw this and he went, white people are doing bad things. 0.99

00:48:54.000 And then he just leapt.

00:48:55.000 He jumped off the cliff without thinking.

00:48:58.000 You don't have a parachute, dude.

00:49:00.000 They do this because of black privilege. 0.69

00:49:03.000 You just conceded that black privilege is a thing. 0.53

00:49:06.000 More than a third of white students lied about their race on college applications and about half of these applicants lied about being Native American.

00:49:13.000 More than three-fourths of these students who lied about their race were accepted.

00:49:18.000 In other words, it's advantageous not to be white. 1.00

00:49:24.000 That's not good.

00:49:26.000 So Pozo, Jack Posobic, brings that up, and Ibrahim X has a fucking meltdown. 0.87

00:49:32.000 They lie about what I said to defend the lying of white college applications.

00:49:36.000 Ibrahim accidentally admits minority applications have a better chance of getting into college.

00:49:41.000 Deletes tweet.

00:49:43.000 So then Ibrahim starts saying this is racist.

00:49:47.000 I think it's the, I should read the bottom one first.

00:49:50.000 They imagine white people are disadvantaged while white people are on the higher end of nearly every racial disparity.

00:49:59.000 They imagine black and native people have advantage. 0.96

00:50:02.000 No, that's just a lie.

00:50:04.000 The higher end of what?

00:50:06.000 Yes, I guess if you look at the richest people in America, you're going to see predominantly white faces, but that's because America is predominantly white. 0.79

00:50:16.000 It's true of Japan. 0.98

00:50:17.000 And whites are not the wealthiest ethnic group.

00:50:20.000 They are the seventh most wealthy ethnic group.

00:50:22.000 They're way behind Asians. 1.00

00:50:24.000 Here's our tortured line of thinking.

00:50:25.000 When white applicants think they have an advantage by lying about being a person of color, they do. 0.89

00:50:29.000 Then that means they do have an advantage, but they do.

00:50:34.000 That's why they do it.

00:50:36.000 And it's not just whites.

00:50:38.000 This is black privilege. 0.92

00:50:40.000 Mindy Kaling's brother is Indian, dark brown.

00:50:44.000 So he shaved his head bald and said he was black, and he got into law school because of it.

00:50:49.000 So it's black privilege, more than just non-white privilege.

00:50:55.000 So then Ibram just went off on a tangent about how everyone's attacking him for speaking out, and that's what they did to the slaves.

00:51:04.000 It's the same Colin Kaepernick thing.

00:51:06.000 Anything I don't like is slavery.

00:51:09.000 If I go to the doctor and he grabs my balls and tells me to cough and puts his finger up my ass, that's slavery. 0.94

00:51:15.000 A colonoscopy is slavery.

00:51:18.000 You know what they did to that black dude?

00:51:21.000 What was Justin Volpe?

00:51:22.000 Stuck a broom up Ahmed Arbery's ass?

00:51:25.000 Just like a colonoscopy.

00:51:27.000 Colonoscopy is white on black violence. 0.51

00:51:31.000 They lie about what I said to defend the lying of white. 0.89

00:51:34.000 No, we didn't, dude.

00:51:35.000 You don't even understand your own argument.

00:51:39.000 So these cats are getting out of the bag.

00:51:42.000 And the secret to socialism, if you want it to be successful, like what de Blasio and Eric Adams are planning with this decapitating the FDNY and making it darker.

00:51:52.000 I got that on an inside, inside, inside tip.

00:51:55.000 You're not going to see that in the New York Post.

00:51:57.000 That's the way to do it behind closed doors.

00:52:01.000 Sunlight is the best disinfectant.

00:52:02.000 If you want to infect things, keep it dark.

00:52:05.000 I don't mean racially.

00:52:08.000 So now the world seems to be discovering, yeah, what's been going on with college admissions?

00:52:12.000 Go to 2.8.

00:52:17.000 Thanks for not killing us.

00:52:19.000 What does a white Asian applicant need to score to be admitted to an Ivy League versus a black Hispanic applicant?

00:52:25.000 Very simple question.

00:52:27.000 Weight that number and see who's dealing with structural racism.

00:52:30.000 Now, what the Dr. Imbram would say, Dr. Imbram, his name is like Terry Jones, by the way.

00:52:38.000 He'd say, no, no, no, this is to counter the structural racism.

00:52:43.000 And you're like, okay, but when you talk about structural racism that's white on black, you never really have good examples.

00:52:52.000 Like you'll talk about the incarceration rate, but a lot of those crimes happened.

00:53:01.000 Oh, yeah, well, white people do crimes too and they don't get prosecuted. 0.77

00:53:04.000 That's not the case, I'm afraid.

00:53:06.000 I'm sorry.

00:53:07.000 Blacks appear more in prison because they appear more in the crime stats. 1.00

00:53:12.000 And every time I look at structure, hiring at the FDMY, college admissions, I see structural racism that's anti-white and anti-Asian.

00:53:21.000 This is the problem.

00:53:22.000 You started this, by the way, by looking under rocks, calling us all domestic terrorists.

00:53:28.000 That's why we looked it up ourselves and went, you're wrong.

00:53:31.000 The numbers don't add up.

00:53:32.000 You should have shut up.

00:53:33.000 This is why Chinese are worthy adversaries when it comes to illegal aliens, because they just hide. 1.00

00:53:39.000 We don't know how many are here, what they're doing.

00:53:41.000 Mexican illegals will go and protest and say, no humans are illegal besides me.

00:53:47.000 That's not how you do it.

00:53:53.000 That's exactly what happened.

00:53:59.000 Why did Hannibal Lecter, Hannibal Burris, stop doing that show?

00:54:07.000 There must be some gossip there.

00:54:12.000 What's this, 3-0?

00:54:19.000 You are the problem.

00:54:20.000 Oh, yeah, this was funny.

00:54:21.000 I meant to get to this last week.

00:54:22.000 AT ⁇ T tells white staff they are racist, ask them to confess their white privilege and to promote to fund the police as part of a re-education program by CEO John Stanky.

00:54:32.000 You know what you're doing, you dumbasses?

00:54:33.000 You're red pilling people, and you might be sending them too far right, way past me.

00:54:39.000 I'm trying to grab some as they drift by.

00:54:41.000 Hold on to them.

00:54:43.000 But you're creating an avalanche.

00:54:46.000 Like if I'm at AT ⁇ T and I'm getting told how evil white people are, I'm going to start being like, nah, they're actually pretty awesome. 0.90

00:54:51.000 And then the next thing you know, I'm like a white nationalist because you kept telling me how much I suck and I kept looking it up and seeing the opposite.

00:54:58.000 Go down and look at his face.

00:54:59.000 Oh, wow, you found that?

00:55:03.000 It's going to be the same old bullshit.

00:55:07.000 After one and a half episodes, Emma quits the show and is poorly cloned. 0.97

00:55:11.000 No, that's not funny.

00:55:16.000 Yeah, it's just going to...

00:55:17.000 That's what they tell everyone.

00:55:19.000 This is just PR.

00:55:21.000 The more I tried to talk him into it, the more I could tell he was pushing away.

00:55:25.000 Ooh.

00:55:27.000 I don't know, man.

00:55:28.000 We've been doing it for a while.

00:55:30.000 I'm down to keep collaborating.

00:55:32.000 I just don't want to do the show anymore, man.

00:55:35.000 I was heartbroken.

00:55:36.000 He's just lazy, I bet.

00:55:38.000 I don't want to get up no more, man.

00:55:41.000 Got to do the show.

00:55:47.000 Yeah, so that...

00:55:48.000 Let's look at his face, though.

00:55:50.000 He's a rich Jewish guy who was born into wealth, and he's always been at telecom companies.

00:55:56.000 And now the thing to do is be anti-white at these places.

00:55:59.000 So he's like, yeah, whatever.

00:56:01.000 I mean, I didn't get here by thinking outside the box.

00:56:04.000 If that's what's hot, then let's do it.

00:56:06.000 I've obtained a cache of internal documents about the company's initiative called Listen, Understand, Act, which is based on the core principles of critical race theory.

00:56:15.000 Oh, fantastic.

00:56:16.000 Including intersectionality, white fragility. 0.76

00:56:20.000 God damn it, that book.

00:56:21.000 I haven't read it.

00:56:22.000 Milo did.

00:56:23.000 He said it's one of the worst written books you've ever read.

00:56:26.000 And it's like the backbone of this movement.

00:56:36.000 But here's some good news about all this.

00:56:40.000 We need to out Karen the Karens. 1.00

00:56:42.000 Like, go to 3-1 first.

00:56:47.000 In and out is a fast food of white supremacists.

00:56:49.000 So that's the idiotic clown world we're living in.

00:56:52.000 And then, remember last week I was saying, fighting back doesn't take that much.

00:56:57.000 You just have to get fired, get in trouble, voice your opinion.

00:57:01.000 And this guy, 3-3, he said, I've had enough of this bullshit.

00:57:07.000 White male marketing VP at North Carolina Hospital wins $10 million reverse discrimination payout after he was replaced by two women, one of whom is black, as part of a diversity and inclusion program.

00:57:18.000 See, this is what happened with the FDNY.

00:57:21.000 They should sue too.

00:57:23.000 Actually, I'd heard about a case where the blacks were having trouble with the test at FDNY, and they didn't get in because of it.

00:57:32.000 So they sued, and the trial went on for 10 years, and eventually they won.

00:57:39.000 They said, yes, the test is racist because you did badly at it.

00:57:42.000 And so they were hired onto the FDNY, and they passed.

00:57:45.000 So they're starting their careers, but the court said, I think I've told you this story before.

00:57:51.000 The court said, okay, you should have been a fireman woman all of this time. 1.00

00:57:59.000 So we're back paying you the 10 years.

00:58:02.000 So a million bucks.

00:58:05.000 $100,000 a year, yeah.

00:58:07.000 Isn't that insane?

00:58:09.000 Imagine the resentment from the other guys who have almost died 30 times and someone just straddles in, hi, I was here for 10 years.

00:58:17.000 Isn't that funny?

00:58:18.000 Reverse discrimination?

00:58:21.000 Yeah.

00:58:21.000 What?

00:58:22.000 It's discrimination.

00:58:23.000 Like, I don't know.

00:58:25.000 To call it reverse discrimination implies that he was discriminating first.

00:58:29.000 Right.

00:58:30.000 Like, if I kill a gang member, that's like a reverse gang shooting?

00:58:35.000 Well, the implication is that he had been discriminating just by his very existence, and then he was being punished for it, which is fucking nuts.

00:58:42.000 There he is.

00:58:45.000 Remember, Scott Adams talks about that, how he would hit the ceilings in his various jobs, and they say, Sorry, we have to hire a black person before we can give you another raise or promote you.

00:58:55.000 So you'd have to start again.

00:58:57.000 And isn't it funny that it took two women to do one man's job? 0.90

00:59:01.000 I love it.

00:59:03.000 All right.

00:59:04.000 Speaking of CRT, let's jump to the war on kids.

00:59:09.000 That's right.

00:59:11.000 We don't need no education.

00:59:19.000 We are living in an ageism era where children are seen as human garbage.

00:59:25.000 Regulations to indocument American school children with poisonous and divisive left-wing doctrine.

00:59:34.000 How long is that one?

00:59:36.000 It feels a little long.

00:59:37.000 24 seconds.

00:59:38.000 Yep.

00:59:41.000 So yeah, dude 3-6, this teacher goes, I know we're told not to do CRT.

00:59:46.000 I trick my kids.

00:59:47.000 Iowa teacher proudly shares, this is what they always do. 0.98

00:59:50.000 They're always proudly sharing their crimes.

00:59:52.000 Cops can't say anything on social media without getting fired.

00:59:56.000 Teachers can because they cannot be fired.

00:59:58.000 Iowa teacher proudly shares how she circumvents state's ban on CRT by telling students what she can't teach, then encouraging their questions about it.

01:00:07.000 I can't teach you guys that systemic racism is the backbone of this country.

01:00:15.000 And maybe you want to ask me why or what these details are of this thing that we're not allowed to talk about.

01:00:24.000 Yeah.

01:00:24.000 You know what?

01:00:25.000 I wouldn't have a problem with critical race theory if it was treated as a theory.

01:00:30.000 And then it was countered with, we fought the Indians for 400 years.

01:00:35.000 We eventually won.

01:00:36.000 They were worthy adversaries.

01:00:38.000 They fought alongside us against us.

01:00:40.000 There was a myriad of tribes here.

01:00:41.000 They were killing each other too.

01:00:43.000 And we were just the most successful of one of many tribes who invaded this nascent land.

01:00:52.000 And as far as the black thing goes, yes, we participated in slavery, but we didn't start it and we ended it.

01:00:58.000 So you're welcome for that, black America and the world.

01:01:04.000 I think the video's gone.

01:01:05.000 Look at her giggling about it.

01:01:07.000 Wait, wait, stop, stop, stop.

01:01:09.000 Go back up again?

01:01:10.000 No, no, not that high.

01:01:12.000 My courses are inquiry-based, which means I do my best to put students' questions at the center of the curriculum and then work to answer those questions.

01:01:20.000 This all sounds like manipulation and brainwashing, isn't it?

01:01:24.000 And then I saw this, Ottawa, my hometown, has banned Lord of the Flies.

01:01:29.000 This is 3-4.

01:01:30.000 Lord of the Flies?

01:01:33.000 There's no one in there but just a bunch of kids on an island.

01:01:35.000 What did they do wrong?

01:01:37.000 Ottawa School Board removes Lord of the Flies from curriculum due to white male power structures.

01:01:43.000 But didn't it take place in like the 40s in Britain?

01:01:49.000 Look up Lord of the Flies.

01:01:52.000 Did you know Lord of the Flies happened?

01:01:55.000 No.

01:01:56.000 Yeah.

01:01:57.000 I think it was in New Zealand or somewhere like Polynesia.

01:02:02.000 And these students, young men, I think they were white also, went on a big boat trip with those little pontoon things.

01:02:11.000 And a storm hit them.

01:02:12.000 They were stranded and they ended up living on an island for like a month.

01:02:17.000 This had nothing to do with William Golding.

01:02:19.000 I don't think it inspired him to write the book.

01:02:21.000 But it actually happened.

01:02:25.000 Coincidentally.

01:02:25.000 Nothing to do with Lord of the Flies.

01:02:28.000 1954, blah, blah, blah.

01:02:30.000 But when is it supposed to take place?

01:02:35.000 Go down?

01:02:38.000 So let's just say the 50s.

01:02:40.000 Wait, wait, wait.

01:02:44.000 Oh, he didn't like the way they were depicted in 1857.

01:02:48.000 Oh, yeah, that was another interesting thing.

01:02:50.000 Golding didn't like boys.

01:02:53.000 And he didn't like children, and he didn't like society.

01:02:55.000 He was a lefty SJW, and we saw what their endgame is, death.

01:02:59.000 So he didn't like the utopian views of this Gilligan's Island type shit.

01:03:05.000 Because they were doing it way before Gilligan's Island.

01:03:07.000 So he wrote a book where they were all evil and they killed each other and they were fucking savage monsters.

01:03:12.000 But in the case I was talking about, look up Real Lord of the Flies.

01:03:17.000 They got along great.

01:03:19.000 Made some bananas.

01:03:20.000 Made some bananas.

01:03:22.000 Were they God?

01:03:23.000 Made bananas from scratch.

01:03:26.000 We should put out a recipe book of impossible things.

01:03:28.000 Making bananas from scratch.

01:03:30.000 First, get a banana peel.

01:03:34.000 Fucking on ad block that.

01:03:38.000 Okay.

01:03:39.000 I'm not mad at you for that, Ryan.

01:03:40.000 Thank you.

01:03:41.000 A real-life Lord of the Flies 50-year-old story stranded on an island.

01:03:46.000 Schoolboys work together to survive 15 months.

01:03:49.000 Wow.

01:03:49.000 Holy crap.

01:03:51.000 I thought it was a month.

01:03:53.000 Maybe they were making bananas.

01:03:56.000 Mano Tatuo.

01:03:57.000 So were they Maoris?

01:03:59.000 Mauro Tatuo and five friends were studying at a boarding school in Tonga, an island nation in the Pacific Ocean.

01:04:05.000 Bored rebellious and yearning for adventure, they stole a traditional whaling boat and with reckless abandon set off for Fiji.

01:04:12.000 No, no Injun.

01:04:14.000 So they were Hawaiians.

01:04:17.000 But Mao, isn't Fiji about 500 miles away?

01:04:20.000 We didn't have a map or a compass.

01:04:23.000 So anyway, they did a great job.

01:04:24.000 That's an interesting...

01:04:25.000 So, you know what's interesting with all that is, so Lord of the Flies was the 1950s.

01:04:30.000 And we were still having this, thank you for not killing us.

01:04:33.000 We're pieces of shit.

01:04:34.000 We're savages.

01:04:35.000 We deserve to die.

01:04:36.000 So this nihilism appears to be new, but it's not.

01:04:40.000 Marxist leftists have always wanted to annihilate society.

01:04:45.000 Foucault and all of those existentialists were at their heart just nihilist morticians that wanted us all to die.

01:04:53.000 In the final draft of Lord of the Flies, does not specify a time and date the novel takes place.

01:04:56.000 One can infer the novel might take place around World War II.

01:04:59.000 He was a veteran.

01:05:01.000 Maybe he had PTSD from the war.

01:05:05.000 Oh, and this I've been meaning to get to for a while.

01:05:08.000 We're calling college students children if we're including this in the war on kids.

01:05:12.000 But, you know, they do this from K through 12 all the way through college.

01:05:16.000 But you've seen this woman now, right?

01:05:17.000 This Rutgers Profu said, you know, when I see white people and how evil they are, I want to, like you, assuming we all hate them, I want to take these motherfuckers out.

01:05:27.000 But you can't do that.

01:05:28.000 You can't, like, she was trying to sound cultured and civilized because she doesn't give in to her inherent desire to kill all white people. 1.00

01:05:40.000 What a sweetheart. 1.00

01:05:41.000 No, go back.

01:05:42.000 That's a separate thing.

01:05:43.000 We got to take white people out. 1.00

01:05:45.000 Calls white people villains.

01:05:47.000 CRT is just the proper teaching of American history.

01:05:50.000 Oh, so it's not a theory.

01:05:51.000 It's a fact.

01:05:52.000 I see.

01:05:53.000 So I was right.

01:05:55.000 Praises dwindling white birth rates and analytic discussion. 0.70

01:05:57.000 Okay, so here she is doing a TED talk.

01:06:00.000 This probably way before she got this radical, but the reason I included this in the notes is she's exhausted just standing there because she's such a fat piece of shit. 1.00

01:06:10.000 Long-standing joke about our perpetual lateness to church, to cookouts, to family events, and even to our own family.

01:06:17.000 You're a long-standing jerk.

01:06:20.000 Funerals remain.

01:06:22.000 I personally am a stickler for time.

01:06:25.000 It's almost as if my mother, when I was...

01:06:27.000 Like, I've been standing on the stage breathing hard for you because you ran here because you were late.

01:06:33.000 Growing up said, we will not be those black people. 0.97

01:06:36.000 So we typically arrive to events 30 minutes early.

01:06:40.000 But today, I want to talk to you more about the political nature of time.

01:06:44.000 For if time had a race, it would be white. 0.96

01:06:48.000 And racist.

01:06:49.000 Thanks.

01:06:50.000 White people. 0.69

01:06:51.000 Accidentally cooling up whiteness.

01:06:54.000 People own time. 0.52

01:06:57.000 But this long-standing joke.

01:06:59.000 Did she say own time or they own time?

01:07:02.000 They always own time.

01:07:04.000 See if you can find that initial rant, though.

01:07:07.000 I didn't include it in where she wants to take these motherfuckers out. 1.00

01:07:10.000 What's her large naming? 1.00

01:07:11.000 Brittany Cooper.

01:07:19.000 Oh, I forgot my computer.

01:07:21.000 I'm going to have to run into the office.

01:07:26.000 By the way, speaking of privilege, look how much everyone's enjoying her take these motherfuckers out. 1.00

01:07:34.000 Then, when Obama was gone, now they're still just in prices in neighborhoods so much that now...

01:07:41.000 So the reason I, you know, began by saying like, you know, I love what you do with black Twitter, what you do. 0.92

01:07:47.000 They're mad because it exposes with stunning clarity and sort of clear, like incisive clarity as well.

01:07:56.000 Just how ridiculous and absurd the idea that people who arrived on the planet millennia after black and brown folk had already been here, that they are the superior one. 1.00

01:08:06.000 It's completely absurd.

01:08:08.000 Wait, they arrived here?

01:08:09.000 We arrived here?

01:08:11.000 We were black, lady.

01:08:12.000 What are you talking about?

01:08:14.000 White supremacy is completely absurd racial theory being propagated to us as history.

01:08:21.000 And that's, you know, by the way, that's kind of, I would have, Jim God always talks about this.

01:08:24.000 He goes, I would avoid the whole original people thing, we were here first thing, because it also makes you sound like the most primitive.

01:08:32.000 So I would just skip away from that.

01:08:34.000 Kids say, you know, no cap, right?

01:08:37.000 Like, that's the shit is that white supremacy is all cap, big cap all the time.

01:08:42.000 It's just a complete and total lie.

01:08:45.000 Yeah, exactly.

01:08:46.000 That's what I've been saying history.

01:08:48.000 I'm the same thing.

01:08:49.000 I'm not even historical about it.

01:08:50.000 Like, it is totally absurd when you think about, like, you could go through the laws and see.

01:08:57.000 Damn, it's hard.

01:08:58.000 How do you feel about black supremacy, you two?

01:09:01.000 Is that absurd?

01:09:03.000 Or is that awesome?

01:09:05.000 There's got to be a clip of that.

01:09:08.000 Oh, find it, dude.

01:09:10.000 It's not a flattering picture at all.

01:09:14.000 It actually is.

01:09:16.000 It makes her look not so terrible.

01:09:18.000 Yeah.

01:09:19.000 She looks kind of cute, like silly.

01:09:20.000 Yeah, like, hello.

01:09:21.000 Oh, here we go.

01:09:23.000 It's not that to being villains in the aggregate, right?

01:09:26.000 The real sort of issue here, and I've heard people sort of say it, is one I think that white people viscerally fear, it's not that white people don't know, right, what they have done.

01:09:36.000 They didn't know.

01:09:37.000 They had to bear the brunt of it, right?

01:09:40.000 They didn't have the luxury of dealing with the myths and legends.

01:09:51.000 Yeah, she looks like the mom in the woman in the workforce. 0.87

01:09:53.000 Look at that.

01:09:57.000 Oh, here we go.

01:09:58.000 Thought there's a world here and we own it.

01:10:01.000 Prior to them, black and brown people have been sailing across oceans, interacting with each other for centuries without total subjugation, domination, and colonialism.

01:10:12.000 Okay, so just stop.

01:10:13.000 So according to this history professor, well, I think she teaches African American studies, of course, but I'm not sure if she also teaches history.

01:10:21.000 But in her scheme of events, blacks and indigenous people are just touring all over the world.

01:10:28.000 That's just false.

01:10:29.000 There was evidence of, I think, Polynesians, who I guess she's taking over them, making it as far as the Caribbean, I think, like 700 years before us. 0.93

01:10:39.000 There was that Viking, Eric the Leaf, was that his name?

01:10:42.000 He was here before us.

01:10:45.000 Then there was the Indians, then we brought the blacks. 0.98

01:10:47.000 What are you talking about?

01:10:50.000 Leaf Garrett.

01:10:54.000 Not only is she saying that black and indigenous people were best friends and they had these little Wakanda villages, but they were like peaceful and there was no war.

01:11:01.000 I mean, it's beyond Marvel comics.

01:11:06.000 Before we got here, the Indians were slaughtering each other. 0.99

01:11:10.000 Mass graves.

01:11:12.000 They would shoot with an arrow.

01:11:14.000 They would shoot their victim so he'd be fucked in the afterlife.

01:11:18.000 So we found all these skeletons with like 40 arrows in a guy.

01:11:24.000 That's so they'd kill him in the afterlife.

01:11:26.000 Not the most logical and advanced society.

01:11:30.000 You killed him, yeah, but I want to kill him in the afterlife, too.

01:11:33.000 Oh, okay, then use 17 more arrows.

01:11:35.000 That'll do it.

01:11:36.000 Okay, that makes sense.

01:11:38.000 No, it doesn't.

01:11:40.000 Oh, there's this dude talking about CRT.

01:11:44.000 He's redding up a little bit.

01:11:46.000 That's what critical race theory means.

01:11:48.000 If it means separating five-year-olds by race and telling some you're oppressors and the others you're the oppressed and giving up on a colorblind society and resegregation and racism is the essence of America, then I'm out.

01:12:02.000 Right.

01:12:03.000 That's what critical race theory means.

01:12:05.000 You even got like the black person, mmm. 1.00

01:12:07.000 Somebody was like, mmm.

01:12:09.000 That means you're on track.

01:12:10.000 Hmm.

01:12:11.000 Good.

01:12:12.000 I'm glad the other side is going for a change as opposed to the bear the brunt of it.

01:12:18.000 Okay, now we have to watch it.

01:12:20.000 I'm sorry for you.

01:12:21.000 People listen to Satisfaction.

01:12:23.000 How many times has the song Satisfaction been played in the world?

01:12:28.000 Probably trillions.

01:12:30.000 We should be allowed to have greatest hits.

01:12:32.000 I want to hear the greatest hit.

01:12:34.000 I want to hear my Mick Jagger.

01:12:43.000 Yeah, that's.

01:12:48.000 It's like he's doing a little.

01:12:51.000 He's like an instrument.

01:12:52.000 He's a musical instrument.

01:12:55.000 Look at this one.

01:13:11.000 And then everyone has to go, mmm.

01:13:14.000 That's the backup vocals. 1.00

01:13:20.000 To place it all on Donald Trump's shoulders.

01:13:23.000 It's easy.

01:13:24.000 He's using people as props.

01:13:26.000 We didn't have the luxury of using people as props because we had a bit of burrows.

01:13:29.000 I'm going to touch this man on the arm.

01:13:34.000 This is us.

01:13:36.000 It's right after this.

01:13:37.000 And if we're going to get.

01:13:38.000 We should memorize this whole thing.

01:13:40.000 Yes.

01:13:41.000 We can't blame him.

01:13:42.000 You know what would be fucking funny?

01:13:44.000 If I get on a show, I wouldn't want to fuck over like Eric Bowling or someone, but if I get on a show where I don't particularly like the host and I just do that script, that would be so good.

01:13:56.000 With that and everything.

01:13:58.000 And just have the host go, what the fuck are you talking about?

01:14:00.000 Oh my God, you're going to love this part.

01:14:02.000 He's a manifestation of the ugliness that's in us.

01:14:06.000 I've had the privilege of growing up in a tradition that didn't believe in the myths and the legends because we had to bear the brunt of them.

01:14:13.000 Either we're going to change Nicole.

01:14:15.000 You got this little serious gopher face.

01:14:17.000 She's like, don't get fired.

01:14:18.000 Don't get fired.

01:14:19.000 Don't get fired.

01:14:21.000 I've had the privilege of growing up in a tradition that didn't believe in the myths and the legends because we had to bear the brunt of them.

01:14:27.000 Either we're going to change, Nicole.

01:14:30.000 The myths and the legends are the myth of equality.

01:14:34.000 There's no such thing as equality. 0.52

01:14:35.000 We can't afford to pretend that because we're the ones who get told, you know, go to the black water fountain and we get kicked in the head and people steal our shit and throw it in the garbage.

01:14:44.000 And then the Brunt and the Bering. 1.00

01:14:47.000 Wouldn't this be a great shirt?

01:14:50.000 That's great grammar.

01:14:52.000 Yeah, I guess.

01:14:53.000 Would anyone buy that?

01:14:55.000 I think so.

01:14:57.000 I'm saying my now, so I separate myself from your shirts.

01:15:01.000 I see.

01:15:02.000 The thing about my shirt with Biden is you read it and there's no possible way you could be pro-Biden and be wearing that shirt.

01:15:11.000 That looks like it would sell at MSNBC.com.

01:15:15.000 And I f ⁇ I don't know why.

01:15:17.000 Yeah, it's supposed to be like behind enemy lines.

01:15:20.000 Right.

01:15:21.000 It's only for the elites.

01:15:22.000 Like if you work at a job that you have to like, you're constantly like...

01:15:26.000 But if you're a baby monster, you don't want to have Taneshi coats on your shirt. 0.72

01:15:30.000 I have a feeling there's a couple of people that have jobs that they have to pretend that they're with it, with the whole this crap.

01:15:36.000 And they'll be like, wow, I like that shirt.

01:15:38.000 Where'd you get it?

01:15:39.000 And they don't tell them that.

01:15:42.000 It's very inside.

01:15:43.000 But yeah, I get what you mean.

01:15:43.000 It's not a proud one.

01:15:44.000 Well, let's put your money where your mouth is. 1.00

01:15:46.000 We can make a bet.

01:15:48.000 Okay.

01:15:49.000 So let's bet $100 that they will, I'm betting $100 they flop.

01:15:54.000 Okay.

01:15:55.000 And you're betting $100 they don't flop.

01:15:57.000 We'll define a flop as our sales guy can give us a list of the top shirts.

01:16:05.000 Oh, I see.

01:16:06.000 And if it's anywhere near the middle, I'll let it go.

01:16:08.000 Gotcha.

01:16:09.000 But if it's, say this is the middle, if it's down in the bottom like 10%, 5%, you owe me $100.

01:16:16.000 So, but I'm going against shirts that have been up for months.

01:16:19.000 No, no, that's factored in.

01:16:20.000 Okay.

01:16:21.000 Yeah, I know how math works, Ryan.

01:16:23.000 I don't worry your pretty little head about that.

01:16:24.000 We'll talk about their debut, how their debuts fared.

01:16:28.000 All right, let's get to the mailbag.

01:16:33.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dent.

01:16:37.000 Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.

01:16:43.000 Let me touch it.

01:16:45.000 Lil Stiff.

01:16:46.000 Lil' Stiff.

01:16:49.000 That's your new rap name.

01:16:51.000 Lil Stiff.

01:16:52.000 Ooh.

01:16:55.000 Let me tell you about my boxing day.

01:16:58.000 The rounds are three minutes.

01:17:00.000 There is a 30-second break between rounds.

01:17:03.000 I come in, I skip rope for two rounds.

01:17:06.000 You're supposed to do three.

01:17:07.000 It takes too long.

01:17:08.000 The one-up I'm about to tell you takes like 30 minutes.

01:17:11.000 And for most people, that's their whole workout.

01:17:14.000 So I do two rounds, not three, of skipping rope.

01:17:16.000 My legs are turning into Superman's.

01:17:19.000 Like, if I put my bare leg by you right now, Ryan, and you just ran your fingers down it, you couldn't not come.

01:17:27.000 Interesting.

01:17:28.000 Yeah.

01:17:30.000 Like, it's got all these little nooks and crannies.

01:17:33.000 I don't want that.

01:17:34.000 I want to be ripped up here.

01:17:37.000 So I think I'm making my legs way too sexy.

01:17:40.000 And it looks funny when I'm in a bathing suit because you have like these Superman legs and then, of course, the Grover upper body.

01:17:45.000 Somebody asked Jesse Smalley what he does after touching your calves.

01:17:49.000 Uh-huh.

01:17:50.000 I come really, really hard.

01:17:56.000 Gross.

01:18:01.000 So two rounds of rope, two rounds of shadow.

01:18:05.000 Rope suck. 1.00

01:18:07.000 Doesn't it burn your calves?

01:18:08.000 Yes.

01:18:09.000 You did like four rounds because Larry forgot you were skipping.

01:18:12.000 So I just kept doing it.

01:18:13.000 Oh.

01:18:15.000 That's three, six, nine, twelve minutes of skipping.

01:18:17.000 And I'm not good at it.

01:18:18.000 It's tough.

01:18:19.000 Yeah, it takes months.

01:18:21.000 Oh, really?

01:18:21.000 Yeah.

01:18:22.000 Okay.

01:18:22.000 To do the tuk-a-tuga where you do one foot and dooka-dook.

01:18:25.000 I got on one foot and then I couldn't switch over to the other foot correctly.

01:18:32.000 So, two rope, two shadow, two speed bag.

01:18:35.000 Then I put on my wraps and my gloves.

01:18:37.000 And on Mondays, I do three water, three hook bag, three double end, three heavy.

01:18:46.000 And then I go and I do 50 sit-ups and 20 push-ups.

01:18:50.000 You ever use the boxing gloves?

01:18:52.000 They just have their community gloves?

01:18:54.000 Fuck no, dude.

01:18:55.000 Dude, did you smell your hands?

01:18:56.000 My wrists smell like balls and feet.

01:18:57.000 Yeah.

01:18:58.000 I can't tell what it's like.

01:18:59.000 Why didn't you wash your hands after?

01:19:00.000 I washed everything.

01:19:01.000 It's just like it's still there.

01:19:03.000 My own wraps smell pretty bad.

01:19:05.000 But it's your brand.

01:19:07.000 No, it's great.

01:19:08.000 This is plenty of other people.

01:19:09.000 It's not like smelling your own face.

01:19:10.000 Do you want to smell it?

01:19:11.000 No, thank you.

01:19:12.000 You would gag.

01:19:13.000 Okay, fine.

01:19:14.000 Yes.

01:19:15.000 For the monsters, I'll do it.

01:19:19.000 And I'm kind of hungover, so.

01:19:24.000 I didn't get anything yet.

01:19:26.000 That's not bad at all.

01:19:27.000 It smells like Cheerios.

01:19:31.000 And that was gay that I rubbed my nose on you. 1.00

01:19:34.000 You just raped me. 0.97

01:19:38.000 Dear genius and retard zipperhead, I wanted to email in and hit harder on what Gavin brought up a few weeks ago that I feel is so bloody important. 1.00

01:19:48.000 JP's benzoaddiction is antithetical to what he preaches, and this needs to be said more.

01:19:52.000 He's built himself up to be this great monolith of how to correctly orient oneself in the world and then admits that he's basically clinically depressed and addicted to medication.

01:20:01.000 Yeah, his daughter had a fucked up ankle and his wife had a cancer scare.

01:20:07.000 So what did he do?

01:20:08.000 A bunch of opioids.

01:20:11.000 That's not exactly like...

01:20:13.000 Cleaning your room.

01:20:16.000 Not only that, but his first book touches a lot on raising children correctly.

01:20:19.000 And now your daughter is some pseudo-intellectual bimbo for the right. 1.00

01:20:22.000 When was the last time she had an original thesis or did anything other than appear in a podcast as your daughter?

01:20:27.000 And where's her kids? 0.56

01:20:28.000 Oh, I think she does have kids, does she?

01:20:30.000 Is she married?

01:20:31.000 I don't think so.

01:20:32.000 She was with that swindler for a while.

01:20:34.000 Yeah, the pimp.

01:20:36.000 If you're going to proclaim you know the rules for life, you and your children are the litmus test for theories.

01:20:40.000 Maybe I'm thinking, no, I think you're right, dude.

01:20:42.000 It's like these trad Catholic kids, the Fuentes Army, who are like, stop fucking chicks and settle down. 1.00

01:20:49.000 And you're like, yeah, I agree.

01:20:51.000 What are you waiting for?

01:20:52.000 Oh, I'm only 25.

01:20:55.000 I moved out at 18, and that was old.

01:20:58.000 My dad was like 16 years old.

01:21:00.000 He's already an independent man.

01:21:05.000 Hello, my fellow movie vet.

01:21:07.000 I was wondering if you've ever seen the movie The Siege of Firebase Gloria.

01:21:11.000 It's one of my favorite Vietnam War movies, and it stars the late, great Arlie Ermery, the drill instructor in full metal jacket.

01:21:17.000 Who I hear is the real deal.

01:21:21.000 I like when there's real deal dudes in movies like Polly Walnuts. 1.00

01:21:26.000 The Siege of No, it's in the fucking email.

01:21:31.000 Penis Slips.

01:21:34.000 Find it, I can't.

01:21:35.000 Best Vietnam War movie.

01:21:37.000 Okay, good.

01:21:38.000 It arrived at 1.26 p.m. today.

01:21:40.000 That's the wrong screen.

01:22:17.000 This is Vietnam.

01:22:18.000 You understand?

01:22:18.000 They wrap them up in dynamite and they send them off to the future.

01:22:21.000 Okay, that's enough.

01:22:21.000 That's enough.

01:22:22.000 You get to the point where you decide you want to watch the movie and now you're just ruining it for yourself.

01:22:26.000 Oh, I thought you were getting PTSD.

01:22:28.000 No, no, but I might watch that tonight.

01:22:31.000 Tomorrow, I might be weird.

01:22:36.000 And don't ask me why I'm weird.

01:22:40.000 Just accept that it's one of those days where the War vet is living in the past. 0.87

01:22:45.000 I always move slow and make sure not to make any like bap noises. 1.00

01:22:49.000 Yeah.

01:22:51.000 You'll just see me looking out.

01:22:53.000 I might just do the show yesterday with just like a glass of bourbon and just be looking out the window the whole show.

01:22:57.000 And you're like, should we?

01:22:59.000 And then Ryan will go, and it'll be because I went to Vietnam last night.

01:23:06.000 And then you'll get drunk, stand by the window, and usually it's raining and you're like, Evan McInnes reporting for duties.

01:23:14.000 Official army man.

01:23:17.000 Like you go through, you remember, you're walking through the day that you had to like swear in and stuff.

01:23:22.000 Why was it the guy swearing me in Asian?

01:23:26.000 I got that confused with Mr. Miyagi from Karate Kid.

01:23:30.000 So you made my drill sergeant Chinese?

01:23:32.000 Well, that was you.

01:23:33.000 You're like...

01:23:34.000 Government Kias, reports of duties.

01:23:37.000 I was on the side of the Viet Gong in Vietnam. 0.69

01:23:40.000 Why am I Asian?

01:23:42.000 I'm Asian, so I can't help but to not do that. 0.95

01:23:46.000 Except for now.

01:23:49.000 It's like my buddy who wanted to join the local Legion.

01:23:52.000 I go, well, you don't have to be in the military.

01:23:54.000 If your dad was in the military, you can join the Legion.

01:23:56.000 And he goes, yeah.

01:23:57.000 My grandfather was, but I don't think they're going to like it.

01:24:00.000 Why not?

01:24:01.000 Did he AWOL or something?

01:24:04.000 No, I'm from Germany.

01:24:06.000 I was like, oh, yeah, I don't.

01:24:09.000 I think it's American Army is the deal.

01:24:14.000 Hey, Gavin, I'm Rice Guy.

01:24:15.000 Gavin, you mentioned on Compound Censor you're attracted to fat brown Asians. 0.92

01:24:20.000 Look up Pangwachiria on Instagram. 0.99

01:24:25.000 Is she too fat? 1.00

01:24:29.000 Well, she's got penguin in her name. 1.00

01:24:32.000 What the fuck?

01:24:33.000 That's some other racist.

01:24:35.000 It's all one word.

01:24:36.000 Pangwa.

01:24:37.000 Wait, you should have it.

01:24:38.000 You have this email.

01:24:39.000 This is peng.

01:24:39.000 There we go.

01:24:42.000 Oh my, that's a chubby chaser.

01:24:46.000 No, I don't want to see her stove or her trainer.

01:24:53.000 Well, she's not too fat in that picture, but she's got a corset on. 1.00

01:24:57.000 Keep going.

01:25:02.000 I don't know if you could be intimidating and fat.

01:25:05.000 Oh, no.

01:25:10.000 No, no, no, no, no.

01:25:12.000 Look at the business, the extra wrinkles around the crotch.

01:25:14.000 That's not acceptable.

01:25:16.000 And have we got crazy cellulite on the thighs?

01:25:23.000 Yeah, no.

01:25:24.000 Sorry.

01:25:25.000 I'm out.

01:25:26.000 I know the kind of guys that are into that, and I don't fault them for it.

01:25:30.000 But no, I just like not skinny.

01:25:33.000 This is Marlene Ollsmere.

01:25:34.000 She went out with Diego Anhein's.

01:25:36.000 What am I going to do?

01:25:36.000 She tries to kill me.

01:25:37.000 You can distract her with your magic sheenness.

01:25:39.000 I'm going to look for evidence.

01:25:40.000 The lipstick.

01:25:41.000 What, is this a movie she's in?

01:25:43.000 Hi, I'm Deuce Bigelow.

01:25:45.000 Deuce biggest lady I've ever seen. 0.98

01:25:52.000 The Greek rapist from Canada. 0.68

01:25:53.000 Hey, Gavin, big fucking tits and all that. 1.00

01:25:55.000 Regarding Kenny versus Spenny, calling you a racist, it was actually Kenny that says that.

01:25:59.000 Spenny would actually like to come on your show.

01:26:01.000 God, you're so dumb.

01:26:04.000 Yes, I'm aware that it was Kenny who said that.

01:26:07.000 He was joking.

01:26:09.000 And Spenny was also joking.

01:26:12.000 And Kenny vs.

01:26:13.000 Spenny, I was on it like a hundred years ago for 10 seconds.

01:26:17.000 And people keep bringing it up.

01:26:19.000 I love Kenny, and I don't think he thinks I'm a racist.

01:26:23.000 And that show was very good, but a lot of it was fake, like gluing the hand to the table.

01:26:28.000 So much of it was set up.

01:26:34.000 Lots of crazy shit.

01:26:37.000 I'll probably talk about this tomorrow, but 4-1.

01:26:43.000 The American government has a civil rights department, I guess, in the White House, and you have to be appointed to the top of it.

01:26:52.000 So this is 4-1.

01:26:54.000 So Kristen Clark, click on her name for a second here. 0.82

01:26:59.000 Assistant Attorney General for Civil Rights.

01:27:03.000 The phenomenon.

01:27:04.000 Isn't that weird?

01:27:06.000 Assistant Attorney General for Civil Rights.

01:27:08.000 Is there an Assistant Attorney General for rape?

01:27:12.000 Like, what?

01:27:14.000 Isn't that all attorney generals?

01:27:16.000 Why is there one just for civil rights? 0.85

01:27:18.000 What are you talking about?

01:27:19.000 Anyway, so she's suing Proud Boys for the attack on the church.

01:27:26.000 And who is that?

01:27:28.000 Just a random list.

01:27:30.000 There was that list of elders that was leaked.

01:27:33.000 The elders, first of all, the elders is a joke I made up a million years ago.

01:27:39.000 And the reason that those guys were on the list as elders is I think it was because they knew more people in that particular area and they could disseminate it better.

01:27:47.000 It was more like distributors.

01:27:49.000 But there's no power structure there, you silly cow.

01:27:52.000 But this is a very powerful woman that is suing all of these proud boys. 1.00

01:27:56.000 And I've talked to them.

01:27:57.000 They've been served their papers.

01:27:59.000 Wow.

01:28:00.000 Who is this?

01:28:03.000 Is that Groucho Darks?

01:28:07.000 I like his look, man.

01:28:09.000 That is pretty tight.

01:28:10.000 That would be my look if I had a chin. 0.89

01:28:12.000 Hell yeah.

01:28:13.000 You can get a chin, dude.

01:28:15.000 I've just started doing these neck exercises and my side profile more defined.

01:28:21.000 I had kind of a slopey slope thing going on.

01:28:23.000 If you put your head on the bench and you put a weight on your head and you do this 25 times, like I said, like four sets, you'll get a fucking...

01:28:30.000 This will go away.

01:28:31.000 Wow, you're really good at going like this.

01:28:34.000 Thanks.

01:28:35.000 Yeah, it...

01:28:38.000 Damn you, McKinnis.

01:28:40.000 White face, talented dudes, but is this black privilege?

01:28:45.000 He asks.

01:28:47.000 And we look.

01:28:50.000 Oh, it's the weekend.

01:28:51.000 What the f?

01:28:54.000 Yeah, they did an incredible job.

01:28:57.000 That's cheating, though.

01:28:58.000 It's black privilege. 0.87

01:29:05.000 So Dave Batista.

01:29:06.000 Ah!

01:29:08.000 What is this now?

01:29:10.000 Impending doom of New York.

01:29:12.000 Hi, fellas.

01:29:12.000 I thought I would share the impending destruction of New York City and the east coast of the United States.

01:29:17.000 The volcano on the island of La Palma, Spain has been erupting for seven weeks.

01:29:22.000 Here is a video from a few years ago detailing what could happen if a volcanic eruption occurred on the island.

01:29:29.000 The vast amount of energy pumped into the ocean will create what one scientist has called a mega tsunami.

01:29:37.000 Tsunami waves racing out in all directions.

01:29:41.000 Why do I find this exciting computer predictions suggest they could even travel 4,000 miles toward the eastern seaboard of the United States, losing some, but not all of their power along the way.

01:29:56.000 Okay.

01:29:59.000 Looks like Breezy Point's not going to be doing well.

01:30:14.000 From this first ball I'm going to hit is transmitted through all the others to the last one.

01:30:20.000 Just as energy moves from ball to ball, so the landslide energy advances.

01:30:26.000 So what happens?

01:30:27.000 Is it at 312 yet?

01:30:30.000 Oh, yeah, yeah.

01:30:30.000 It starts.

01:30:34.000 What'll happen in New York?

01:30:35.000 No one cares about Florida.

01:30:40.000 Well, New York would get it even worse.

01:30:42.000 It's difficult to quantify.

01:30:43.000 It is going to be a letter, dude.

01:30:48.000 I'm scared.

01:30:51.000 Okay, last one.

01:30:55.000 Gavin Rye, France is not quite lost.

01:30:57.000 The writer and journalist Eric Zemour, Heralded as the French Trump is entering presidential politics in France and upsetting the political order with a huge groundswell of support.

01:31:07.000 He's a proud, patriotic figure with a huge wealth of knowledge and embodies the leave us alone attitude of freedom-loving white people.

01:31:14.000 Oh, sorry.

01:31:15.000 Freedom-loving people.

01:31:19.000 Eric Zamour, far-right journalist cast as Macron election rival.

01:31:24.000 And Gab, if your French is still up to speed, I guarantee this speech is worth watching off air, and we'll give you hope for our cousins across the pond.

01:31:32.000 Well, it sort of has to correct itself, right?

01:31:35.000 Eventually, with all of the Muslim crime and immigrant crime that goes on in Paris, especially the north, and the entire cities that have been completely taken over by Muslims. 1.00

01:31:48.000 Surely the locals are going to have to fight back at some point.

01:31:52.000 I thought there was indication of that happening after what was it called?

01:31:58.000 Taliban, Zanzibar, Bataklan, where they just went into all the mosques and started arresting people.

01:32:05.000 And then they discovered that the mosques in Paris, 100% of them had radical propaganda in the front lobby. 0.68

01:32:13.000 Not a disproportionate number.

01:32:15.000 Not a lot.

01:32:16.000 100% of them had at least a couple pamphlets talking about jihad.

01:32:26.000 Okay, I guess we're done.

01:32:34.000 Let's check out the final video.

01:32:51.000 We like to talk about the war on kids on this show, and one of the reasons we do that is because children are the future, as Whitney Houston pointed out, but also because we like them.

01:33:00.000 They're funny and they give us hope.

01:33:04.000 And when we see them, we see ourselves, not just as individuals, but we see ourselves as we see our society.

01:33:12.000 And we see a purity there that we love and miss.

01:33:15.000 And I thought this perfectly sums up the merits of mischief.

01:33:18.000 I don't want to give it away, but let's play it anyway.

01:33:22.000 Look at me.

01:33:24.000 You can have cruise eggs, but you can't have them right now, okay?

01:33:28.000 You gotta wait.

01:33:28.000 You gotta wait until mommy and daddy come back.

01:33:33.000 Okay?

01:33:34.000 You can't eat these yet.

01:33:36.000 You gotta wait until we come back.

01:33:37.000 I'm gonna leave them right here.

01:33:39.000 Don't touch them.

01:33:40.000 We know where it's going, right?

01:33:42.000 We gotta come back.

01:33:43.000 Don't eat them yet.

01:33:44.000 Don't eat them.

01:33:45.000 We'll be right back.

01:33:46.000 We just gotta go get something.

01:33:49.000 Just wait a second.

01:33:52.000 Can't touch him, huh?

01:33:54.000 What do you think?

01:33:55.000 Let's fucking do it.

01:33:56.000 He's already dancing.

01:33:59.000 He just starts dancing before he even does the crime.

01:34:01.000 I'm gonna have fucking two.

01:34:07.000 Actually, I'm gonna stuff a third one in there.

01:34:09.000 There's no room.

01:34:10.000 It's fun to be bad.

01:34:13.000 That's another good reason to get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.

01:34:39.000 Or leave it relaxed, or you'll get sacked.

01:34:48.000 Tell me what's in the back of the door.

01:35:02.000 Get your bread.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - November 01, 2021

S04E49 - SPIDERS AND SNAKES

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