Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S04E51 - BANKED EP

00:00:34.000 I don't care that your son's friends, allegedly, likely just beginning.

00:00:41.000 Is it spoiled, but it's wrecking your house?

00:00:44.000 And look at this part.

00:00:46.000 The mom's home.

00:00:52.000 What?

00:00:53.000 Get the fuck off the table now. 0.99

00:00:56.000 What do you do?

00:00:56.000 Glitter?

00:00:57.000 That's a nightmare to clean up.

00:01:03.000 You should get home insurance so your faggot son can trash your house and we'll pay you back. 1.00

00:01:12.000 What did I just see?

00:01:16.000 Why didn't anyone stop him?

00:01:19.000 And how could a kid of that age, let's say that's seven, how does a seven-year-old not know that you can't break things in your home?

00:01:30.000 I don't think three-year-olds know that, which is why you follow them around the house like, I was going to say like a hawk, like a following thing.

00:01:40.000 Well, this kid doesn't even know his gender, so we got this from a baby monster who pointed, there's the carpet ruin, who pointed out, oh, that's kids paint, though.

00:01:48.000 It'll be fine.

00:01:51.000 That this is really what we're in, the society we're in right now.

00:01:54.000 These adolescent, spoiled brats. 0.94

00:01:58.000 He's not adolescent, but you know what I mean?

00:02:00.000 He's a fan.

00:02:02.000 No, Tony.

00:02:04.000 That's not close.

00:02:05.000 Like, this is what we're in right now.

00:02:07.000 This is the media.

00:02:08.000 This is the people at Netflix that hate Dave Chappelle.

00:02:12.000 These are the people boycotting things for not being trans-aware enough.

00:02:16.000 They're just brats. 1.00

00:02:17.000 They're just vandals.

00:02:19.000 They're spoiled children who are wrecking our house.

00:02:22.000 That house was America. 0.69

00:02:24.000 That house is Western tradition.

00:02:27.000 Yeah.

00:02:28.000 Well done.

00:02:28.000 Was that made by a right-winger?

00:02:33.000 I'm getting so addicted to my phone that it's becoming a problem.

00:02:37.000 Right now it's burning a hole in my ass.

00:02:39.000 I have two assholes, my anus and the hole that my phone is burning right now. 0.99

00:02:44.000 What do you, like you listen to podcasts and stuff, you're pretty bad.

00:02:49.000 What are you up to, like four hours a day?

00:02:51.000 I think three.

00:02:53.000 My wife the other day, she's like, I'm just doing something on my phone and she's like, you're ruled by your phone.

00:02:59.000 You're always on your phone.

00:03:00.000 I was like, let's see your screen time.

00:03:02.000 It's like eight hours.

00:03:03.000 What?

00:03:04.000 Mine was like three.

00:03:05.000 Yeah.

00:03:06.000 But she was like, a lot of that's YouTube.

00:03:08.000 I was like, mine?

00:03:08.000 A lot of that's YouTube?

00:03:09.000 No, that's not an excuse.

00:03:11.000 The only excuse you can have is if you put on a podcast and then you're going and like cleaning the garage.

00:03:16.000 Correct.

00:03:17.000 That's all I do.

00:03:18.000 That's good for you to clean the garage. 0.64

00:03:20.000 It's bad for you to be checking Instagram.

00:03:22.000 What I think happens is people want to stay up to date with their Instagram.

00:03:26.000 So they'll follow everyone they like, which ends up being 1,500 people.

00:03:30.000 So to just to catch up to when you last checked it takes like an hour.

00:03:36.000 I've been doing this thing, no screens for my kids on Thursdays.

00:03:42.000 And I'm participating in it.

00:03:44.000 And it's complicated too, because, you know, I got to pick up my son from this baseball practice and stuff.

00:03:49.000 We have to have that all determined in advance.

00:03:51.000 Because one thing that's very advantageous with kids and phones is you just go, call me whenever you need picked up.

00:03:59.000 I'll just show up.

00:04:00.000 But now everything has to be planned in advance.

00:04:03.000 And they go, why are we doing this?

00:04:04.000 It's so stupid.

00:04:06.000 And I go, because phones are a vice.

00:04:09.000 And like Lent, you need to subtract the vice from your life occasionally to see how addicted you are and to remember how to function.

00:04:17.000 And I'll tell you what, it's a great day when we do this.

00:04:24.000 All of a sudden, there's nothing to do.

00:04:26.000 I'll have the TV on maybe, which is a screen, but whatever.

00:04:31.000 It's an exception.

00:04:32.000 I'm just trying to duplicate my childhood, right?

00:04:34.000 And they'll come in and all three kids will be in our bedroom with the TV on because nothing else is going on.

00:04:41.000 So I see them for the first time.

00:04:42.000 Otherwise, they're in their rooms.

00:04:43.000 The door is closed.

00:04:46.000 And I can tell it physically hurts them when I take the phone away.

00:04:49.000 Like I go, oh, we'll charge this in my room now.

00:04:51.000 And I'll take it away the night before.

00:04:54.000 And I can feel like I'm pulling something.

00:04:57.000 I'm pulling a syringe out of a vein.

00:04:59.000 No, no, no.

00:05:02.000 I would recommend you guys do it too.

00:05:05.000 It's if only to show you how addicted you are.

00:05:09.000 And it's a lot.

00:05:10.000 And I'm just as guilty, if not more than them.

00:05:13.000 I wouldn't be surprised if my screen time, and I'm not talking about checking the weather or answering someone or doing my job, which I also do on the phone, but just the bullshit, I bet you I'm way over their heads.

00:05:24.000 Like we always talk about millennials on the phone.

00:05:27.000 Boomers are terrible. 1.00

00:05:29.000 Go to a five guys and check out the booth when they're waiting on their order.

00:05:37.000 Every restaurant, after they're done, the boomers are out there on their Facebook checking out their cousins. 0.99

00:05:44.000 I'm really a little off today.

00:05:46.000 What happened?

00:05:47.000 I don't know.

00:05:48.000 I'm not being very articulate.

00:05:50.000 I've got a cough.

00:05:53.000 Is that all I had to say about the phones?

00:05:55.000 The boomers are bad. 1.00

00:05:57.000 I am bad.

00:05:58.000 It is a vice.

00:05:58.000 Literally, the name of it is a device.

00:06:03.000 It's the vice.

00:06:06.000 Josh LaCash is saving lives.

00:06:10.000 But you have to understand, when I save someone's life, they go on and then they save lives.

00:06:16.000 I literally save lives, says Josh, who I love.

00:06:19.000 But let's be honest.

00:06:20.000 I red-pilled him.

00:06:22.000 Josh, started following you last year at the beginning of my red pilling.

00:06:25.000 Stopped smoking weed thanks to you.

00:06:26.000 Took your advice about how college is gay and dropped out junior year.

00:06:29.000 Learned a trade instead.

00:06:31.000 Just landed a job making 4K a week at 20 years old.

00:06:34.000 Now, who is he getting that from?

00:06:37.000 That's the G, right?

00:06:42.000 Wait, I didn't know you don't like weed.

00:06:44.000 What are your takes on smoking weed?

00:06:46.000 It's a vice too, guys, especially in your formative years.

00:06:50.000 If you're smoking barrels of weed in your teens, you're killing your economic libido.

00:06:57.000 I don't want it outlawed.

00:06:58.000 I'll smoke it for a horror movie or if I want to fuck my wife or I might take a gummy CBD or no, a real gummy, if I want a nap, a tiny, tiny bit.

00:07:09.000 But it's when it becomes like wake and bake or I need my weed on a regular basis.

00:07:14.000 Those people tend not to be ambitious.

00:07:16.000 Oh yeah, I know a guy who owns a startup and they made, yeah, yeah, I know.

00:07:19.000 There's exceptions.

00:07:21.000 Don't bore me with your exceptions.

00:07:22.000 Generally, it kills your drive.

00:07:30.000 So don't do it.

00:07:31.000 And I'm glad that Josh is spreading the gospel.

00:07:35.000 It's like the opposite of a cult when we started.

00:07:37.000 It's all about self-determination and liberation.

00:07:41.000 All right, I just wanted to go, speaking of millennials, and do a quick look at the freaks that we look at. 0.57

00:07:49.000 Did you talk to anyone about your internet?

00:07:53.000 No, but you know what?

00:07:55.000 My right computer is completely fine and it pulls things up like a dream.

00:08:02.000 If I go up here, YouTube, bam, we're loading.

00:08:07.000 We click a video.

00:08:08.000 That's true.

00:08:09.000 Instant load.

00:08:10.000 So, and they're both plugged in directly with Ethernet.

00:08:14.000 Well, then maybe your Ethernet cable isn't working on the other one.

00:08:17.000 I can swap them out.

00:08:18.000 It's just Wi-Fi.

00:08:21.000 Anyway, go back to that arrogant bitch, because one thing I'm noticing about this strange demographic that we normally never would have heard of. 1.00

00:08:28.000 I was thinking about that the other day when I was watching Love on the Spectrum.

00:08:31.000 These severely autistic people, you wouldn't have known about them two generations ago.

00:08:37.000 They'd just be like that quirky guy who works at the hardware store and never got a date.

00:08:43.000 And maybe they'd find another quirky gal in a nearby town and try to hook them up or something. 1.00

00:08:47.000 And they would just be the quirky couple.

00:08:49.000 You'd never know that this guy was a nut.

00:08:51.000 Similarly, with these people, I think they'd just be beat up occasionally and they would shut their mouths.

00:08:57.000 In fact, maybe that's good.

00:09:00.000 Maybe what we're seeing here is an America without bullying.

00:09:04.000 And we have these arrogant nerds who should have been kept in their place. 0.96

00:09:08.000 Like, shouldn't everyone be kept in their place?

00:09:10.000 I definitely went through a phase where I needed an ass whooping and I got it from society. 0.99

00:09:18.000 Ryan got it from the lack of love he got from both his parents.

00:09:23.000 So that sort of humbled him to be unloved and unwanted.

00:09:27.000 I was actually very low.

00:09:31.000 So did your dad love you?

00:09:34.000 I'm not sure who I'm talking to now.

00:09:36.000 Ryan said?

00:09:38.000 Yeah.

00:09:38.000 Well, no, I mean, Japanese people are incapable of love, as East and Westerners know it.

00:09:44.000 Japanese people are incapable of love? 1.00

00:09:46.000 Yeah.

00:09:47.000 They be like circle boards and like robots.

00:09:51.000 They were particularly cruel POW COs.

00:09:55.000 Right.

00:09:56.000 The guards, the bird, which is the bald eagle.

00:10:00.000 And they eat with snakes and stuff like that.

00:10:02.000 You can't have a soul if you're eating with snakes.

00:10:06.000 So we've since learned that Jesse Lee Peterson had a cleft palate.

00:10:09.000 Yeah.

00:10:10.000 Yeah, but now I feel like we're making fun of someone for a birth defect.

00:10:13.000 No.

00:10:14.000 Well, I'm not making fun of him.

00:10:16.000 Me?

00:10:17.000 I'm not making fun of me.

00:10:18.000 It's from my hot boy out of these snoop.

00:10:19.000 He's like, hold on.

00:10:20.000 He's opening the can ups in front of the cartoon stations.

00:10:23.000 And me and my brother since he'd be like, oh, pass some of that snoop over here.

00:10:27.000 And then my neighbor was a lesbian. 1.00

00:10:30.000 Your neighbor was a lesbian? 1.00

00:10:32.000 A lesbian, yeah. 1.00

00:10:32.000 She was black. 1.00

00:10:35.000 Black. 0.93

00:10:36.000 Black lesbian.

00:10:40.000 I think this is what they call on Carol Burnett Breaking the Fourth Wall. 1.00

00:10:47.000 Correct.

00:10:48.000 But look at the arrogance of these cunts.

00:10:50.000 A few days ago, I got drunk, and at one point, I caught a whiff of my own vagin and was like, damn, that smells great.

00:10:59.000 Ladies and gentlemen, if your genitalia has a smell at all, we're in trouble. 0.94

00:11:08.000 It's not supposed to.

00:11:10.000 So this is especially true of my foreskin brethren.

00:11:14.000 Before you go on a date or if it's sex night with the wife, just touch your head.

00:11:19.000 Pull your foreskin back, touch your head. 1.00

00:11:21.000 If it smells like anything at all, anything at all, get it under the sink.

00:11:27.000 Rub it until you can feel some dead skin coming off, some potential chez to be. 1.00

00:11:33.000 Get rid of all that.

00:11:34.000 And make sure it feels and smells like a plastic dildo.

00:11:39.000 Similarly, ladies, you know what we say when we talk about pussy? 1.00

00:11:42.000 I remember this guy I know who ate out Chloe 70.

00:11:45.000 And he goes, oh my God, it was fucking heaven.

00:11:48.000 Her pussy tasted like water. 1.00

00:11:52.000 That's the ideal.

00:11:54.000 That, by the way, I just invented by accidents.

00:11:55.000 It's a combination of perfect and it goes, that'll be our new baby monster salute.

00:12:02.000 Should we do that?

00:12:03.000 That looks like it.

00:12:04.000 Yeah, I like it.

00:12:05.000 4chan already has made it a racist meme, I bet.

00:12:09.000 From now on, if you see another baby monster, you don't have to hug them or kiss them or do any.

00:12:13.000 This is the secret handshake.

00:12:16.000 I tried to do a secret handshake with Proud Boys that was a flop.

00:12:20.000 You go like this, P, and then they go like this, B. That ain't bad.

00:12:24.000 No, it sucks because my P is not your B. And they went with the secret handshake that they had.

00:12:30.000 Or if you do P B. But it looks like a confused blood.

00:12:38.000 Who's like throwing up bloods in the back? 0.53

00:12:40.000 That's what the Prowboys are. 0.85

00:12:40.000 That's the best way to describe them. 0.85

00:12:42.000 Confused bloods.

00:12:45.000 Don't confuse bloods when you're at the hospital, though.

00:12:48.000 I shared it privately with a few folks.

00:12:50.000 How do you share the smell of your vagina publicly? 1.00

00:12:53.000 You stand up on a soapbox and say, ladies and gentlemen, and the big response was laughter.

00:13:00.000 And it is funny.

00:13:02.000 My feelings aren't hurt.

00:13:03.000 And I guess she thinks it's funny because it smells so good.

00:13:08.000 And I wanted to share it publicly.

00:13:10.000 Oh, this is her doing that now. 1.00

00:13:11.000 Thank God we don't have smell-ovision on our phones.

00:13:14.000 And I wanted to share it publicly because I realized why it feels important.

00:13:18.000 I still sometimes struggle with the internalized idea of both fat bodies and vaginas being stinky. 1.00

00:13:25.000 You know why you struggle with that?

00:13:27.000 Because they are.

00:13:34.000 I'm allergic to something.

00:13:36.000 It was a super sensual and intimate moment with myself that was uninhibited, that was an uninhibited response to my own body.

00:13:43.000 And it feels great in hindsight because of the long anxiety I've carried from sexism and fat phobia about my own body scents.

00:13:51.000 It's not fat phobic.

00:13:53.000 You know what it is?

00:13:54.000 To be scared of bad smells is genetic.

00:13:58.000 That's why you don't like the smell of shit.

00:14:00.000 Because the ones that like the smell of shit got infections and died.

00:14:05.000 That's why dead bodies are the most disgusting thing, the most disgusting smell you can imagine, because Darwin or God or evolution or nature doesn't want us near dead bodies.

00:14:16.000 So the ones that are totally cool with bodies rotting next to them, they got terrible diseases.

00:14:21.000 There's a totally logical explanation for not only us being scared of your stinky cunt, but for us being scared of your stinky fat rolls with rotting flesh in them like dick cheese. 0.97

00:14:32.000 That's what dick cheese is. 0.98

00:14:33.000 It's just dead skin cells from the head that had nowhere to go and began sort of rotting in there.

00:14:39.000 But thirdly, we are fat phobic because a huge part of attraction is, can I breed with this person?

00:14:47.000 Will they make a good mate?

00:14:50.000 And when you see a fatty, you go, well, she's going to be dead and they won't have a mommy. 1.00

00:14:54.000 So no.

00:14:55.000 Or she's so fat there might be a problem with the pregnancy. 1.00

00:14:59.000 Now, in advanced Western cultures, we think, and I think we're wrong, that our species is done.

00:15:06.000 We have enough.

00:15:07.000 We only need one or two kids.

00:15:09.000 And so we crave women that will be good companions, not necessarily breeders.

00:15:13.000 So we're with these skinny women with small tits and no ass. 1.00

00:15:18.000 In African countries where they need to breed more to survive, because some are going to die, they want bigger childbearing hips, big fat tits that can feed lots of kids, a big fat ass. 1.00

00:15:31.000 Somehow we've developed a more African aesthetic in our country with Kim Kardashian and the like.

00:15:37.000 Look up that Sir Mixlot.

00:15:39.000 I like big butts and I cannot lie.

00:15:40.000 The big butt in it is now small.

00:15:45.000 It looks like a Chinese woman's ass now. 1.00

00:15:49.000 Because we have just, it's the ass inflation has gotten so big that anything that's not in the Guinness Book of World Records.

00:15:58.000 Becky, look at her butt. 1.00

00:16:00.000 It is so big.

00:16:02.000 She looks like one of those rap guys, girlfriends. 0.54

00:16:05.000 Who understands those rap guys?

00:16:08.000 I only talk to her because she looks like a total prostitute, okay? 1.00

00:16:13.000 Look at her ass. 1.00

00:16:15.000 That's smaller than my wife's.

00:16:17.000 I can't believe it.

00:16:18.000 It's just so round.

00:16:19.000 It's like out there.

00:16:20.000 I mean, she's gross. 1.00

00:16:21.000 These girls are dice. 1.00

00:16:23.000 She's just so black. 1.00

00:16:26.000 I like big buttons and I cannot lie.

00:16:28.000 You are the prostitute. 1.00

00:16:29.000 She's just so black? 1.00

00:16:32.000 Look at that button.

00:16:34.000 That's not so crazy.

00:16:36.000 And it's a cartoon.

00:16:40.000 Look at those big buttons.

00:16:45.000 Oh my god, what a huge ass. 1.00

00:16:47.000 You have to bend over and push it out to make it effective.

00:16:50.000 There's something about the diet, I guess.

00:16:53.000 It's inflation, dude.

00:16:54.000 I made up a Bill Burr bit where it's like, I have to do his face.

00:16:59.000 I don't have it yet.

00:17:00.000 But where he's like, it's like, dude, no wonder why they have huge asses.

00:17:04.000 It's like a ballerina could eat a cheeseburger for two bucks. 0.75

00:17:08.000 It's like back in the day they would eat like a fucking salad or something.

00:17:11.000 Brutal.

00:17:12.000 I'm not doing it justice.

00:17:13.000 I don't get it.

00:17:14.000 Well, like any day, they could just...

00:17:16.000 Girls are eating like men now. 1.00

00:17:17.000 They could just eat a burger at any time of day.

00:17:21.000 Meanwhile, it's like a dude food. 0.96

00:17:24.000 I don't understand it.

00:17:26.000 Well, it's girl food. 0.96

00:17:29.000 I don't know.

00:17:32.000 So yeah, we're off at a wild tangent there, but the point is that I just find their arrogance disturbing, and it might be the result of no bullying.

00:17:44.000 Sorry about this.

00:17:45.000 I'm not enunciating very well.

00:17:50.000 What is it that we did?

00:17:52.000 I put on my Budweiser shirt earlier.

00:17:55.000 We test drove an old car.

00:17:57.000 The gasoline in your lungs?

00:18:02.000 That's a really bad theory.

00:18:04.000 It all started when we got our sandwiches.

00:18:08.000 The roof of my mouth feels funny too.

00:18:10.000 I'm having an allergic reaction to something.

00:18:11.000 What was in the sandwich?

00:18:13.000 It was called South of the Border, and it had on buffalo chicken, tomato, lettuce, mayo.

00:18:22.000 That's all standard shit.

00:18:24.000 Maybe there's like a pesticide on the lettuce?

00:18:27.000 Anyway, sorry.

00:18:29.000 Look at one four.

00:18:38.000 Can't make that shit up.

00:18:40.000 Wait, what's going on?

00:18:42.000 This original one.

00:18:44.000 Oh, man.

00:18:49.000 Anyway, I'll tell you what it was.

00:18:50.000 I remember it vividly.

00:18:52.000 It was someone who kind of looked like that.

00:18:53.000 That's that identity Europa guy, right?

00:18:57.000 Martin, what's his name?

00:19:02.000 Anyway, it was a guy who looked like your brother's friend.

00:19:06.000 Normal brother face.

00:19:07.000 I don't mean black.

00:19:08.000 I mean your brother.

00:19:09.000 Not unless you're black. 1.00

00:19:12.000 Long, long hair, fake tits, or maybe estrogen tits. 1.00

00:19:16.000 So imagine a kid who's pretty good at lacrosse, right?

00:19:22.000 Almost a bit of a male cheerleader look, but not quite.

00:19:25.000 And normal glasses, not even mine, not even as kooky as this.

00:19:28.000 And he was going like this, and he goes, I dare you to find a cis chick this hot. 1.00

00:19:33.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:19:34.000 You remember that one?

00:19:37.000 And the reason I saw it is because some fairly attractive woman, not much, said, You make me feel beautiful. 0.96

00:19:45.000 Like, he was a male five.

00:19:48.000 And the idea of like, I understand if you're stupid enough to think you're a woman and you take estrogen and you grow tits. 0.75

00:19:54.000 And I understand you're sort of skulking around like, hi, maybe someone wants to fuck me?

00:20:00.000 That I get.

00:20:01.000 But this whole like, you wish you could have this in your dreams.

00:20:08.000 You want to get, you want to see some wet pussies? 1.00

00:20:17.000 Take that in.

00:20:19.000 What do you think?

00:20:25.000 I honestly can't conceive of it.

00:20:27.000 I can't conceive of me doing that and going, oh boy.

00:20:31.000 I bet there was some bean diddlers checking that out. 1.00

00:20:36.000 It doesn't fit.

00:20:41.000 Tried to look for it on Libs of TikTok, but no dice.

00:20:44.000 What about 1.4?

00:20:47.000 Oh, that was 1.4.

00:20:49.000 Oh, that was?

00:20:51.000 Okay, 1.5.

00:20:52.000 Oh, bruh.

00:20:55.000 Oh, yeah.

00:20:55.000 I had a theory, though, about 1.4, which you don't have to see.

00:20:58.000 I think I described it well enough.

00:21:00.000 Maybe these guys and girls, they see filters so much on Instagram that they have this crazy view of themselves.

00:21:08.000 Like, look at 1.6.

00:21:16.000 That person looks attractive with the filter on, if you zoom in, right?

00:21:25.000 Like, that can be pretty, you could see.

00:21:29.000 There's no deal breakers on the face, right?

00:21:31.000 Yeah, but it's probably an ugly dude.

00:21:34.000 But check out the, I'm all about, what is it?

00:21:38.000 Minor cis, wait, go back. 1.00

00:21:41.000 Massa positivity?

00:21:44.000 Go back.

00:21:45.000 Minor attractive person.

00:21:46.000 Map positivity.

00:21:48.000 That's pedophile positivity.

00:21:50.000 How on earth can you justify an age of consent about the biological age of reproduction above the biological age of reproduction?

00:21:57.000 Society is bullshit.

00:21:58.000 In other words, if it bleeds, it breeds.

00:22:01.000 If a 13-year-old has her period, she should be making babies. 1.00

00:22:06.000 Just for the record, God designed that when we were not living past the age of 20, and we really had to hurry up.

00:22:14.000 Our civilization is advanced, and I assume menstruation will be catching up and go later and later. 0.98

00:22:19.000 But as of right now, we don't have to adhere to every savage impulse that has existed since cave days.

00:22:28.000 That's the answer.

00:22:30.000 What's going on there?

00:22:31.000 These are the responses.

00:22:36.000 Just look at the flowers.

00:22:40.000 But go back to her other responses as it elaborates on how important this is.

00:22:47.000 I'm super concerned while you're moving.

00:22:48.000 Zoom in on that.

00:22:49.000 I can't really read it.

00:22:50.000 I'm super confused why you're labeling a person male when this is clearly someone who identifies as a woman.

00:22:57.000 Trans misogyny? 0.91

00:22:58.000 Imagine hating women so much that you care more about fucking pronouns on a man than a rape victim.

00:23:05.000 Absolute cretin.

00:23:06.000 Yeah, seriously, you should care about humans and if they get raped.

00:23:10.000 Also, you should care about the general well-being of humans.

00:23:13.000 Even to divide humans into genders is anti-human in nature.

00:23:17.000 To care about rape over exploitation is a joke.

00:23:21.000 Both are equally serious problems.

00:23:24.000 Really?

00:23:27.000 I'd rather be exploited than raped, actually.

00:23:29.000 True, exploit all you want.

00:23:30.000 Yeah.

00:23:31.000 If I have a dick in my ass behind door number two, what's door number one?

00:23:37.000 People mislabeling me and making me mow their lawns?

00:23:40.000 I'll do door number one.

00:23:42.000 We aren't even acknowledging that the capitalist society we live in promotes rape by default.

00:23:46.000 I don't know what the fuck that means.

00:23:50.000 I think it means women can't earn money and they can't live unless they fuck a man and get married. 1.00

00:23:58.000 So that's rape. 1.00

00:23:59.000 Nice logic.

00:24:01.000 Yeah.

00:24:02.000 When I look back at the dumb shit I said when I was 16, I'm mortified.

00:24:05.000 Are these people going to be mortified when they look back?

00:24:08.000 I don't know, man.

00:24:09.000 It's like, you know, there used to be like a saying, sticks and stones can break my bones, but words can never hurt me.

00:24:15.000 Now they're turning it to sticks and stones hurt my bones, but words hurt my soul or something.

00:24:20.000 So they're making it seem like rape.

00:24:21.000 Check out this article from BuzzFeed.

00:24:23.000 Great, great example.

00:24:27.000 So go back to the other one, 1.5.

00:24:29.000 Oh, wait a minute.

00:24:30.000 One last thing.

00:24:32.000 Go back to it.

00:24:33.000 No, that other one, the trans kid thing. 0.95

00:24:37.000 So is that a dude who wants to fuck 13-year-old girls?

00:24:40.000 Yes.

00:24:42.000 And that's why it dresses up in a cute little Sailor Moon costume in order to seem less threatening to 13-year-old girls.

00:24:52.000 Wow.

00:24:53.000 Map positive.

00:24:54.000 Look up.

00:24:54.000 I'm going to look up the hashtag.

00:24:56.000 See if that hashtag has a lot of people.

00:24:59.000 Map positivity.

00:25:01.000 I'm map negative.

00:25:03.000 If you're a minor attracted person, I would like to...

00:25:06.000 No, I'm actually map positive.

00:25:08.000 We'd like to work this out with you, map positive people.

00:25:11.000 So please meet us in a parking lot at 2 in the morning in the South Bronx in a part of the lot that's not well lit.

00:25:20.000 Insert daddy here.

00:25:23.000 Oh, God.

00:25:25.000 Can't wait to come in you.

00:25:27.000 So that implies this person has a penis.

00:25:31.000 So this is still doing well.

00:25:34.000 Gross.

00:25:34.000 Oof.

00:25:36.000 Wait, is this a brand new account?

00:25:38.000 Go to show more.

00:25:39.000 Oh, that's all they have?

00:25:41.000 Yeah.

00:25:44.000 How come it doesn't say the number of posts?

00:25:46.000 Yeah, usually they do.

00:25:50.000 There we go.

00:25:50.000 Tweets and replies.

00:25:55.000 Okay, let me just read one random one.

00:25:57.000 Trans people.

00:25:58.000 Gender is the really complex thing. 0.95

00:26:00.000 No, yeah, is this really complex thing that sometimes causes harm, but is nonetheless beautiful in its own way and a fundamental expression of what it is to be human.

00:26:10.000 Oh, ave.

00:26:12.000 Okay, we can't do this for much longer.

00:26:13.000 I'm going to puke.

00:26:14.000 So go back up to the lesbian. 1.00

00:26:17.000 Again, this is a form of arrogance.

00:26:18.000 No, no, no.

00:26:19.000 The one five.

00:26:24.000 I thought this was a joke.

00:26:25.000 So this guy's looked into it.

00:26:26.000 My friends calling me a lesbian for years is a joke.

00:26:30.000 Becoming one.

00:26:32.000 And remember what we said a long time ago?

00:26:33.000 They're always alone.

00:26:37.000 They always need someone else.

00:26:39.000 I mean, they always need to set up the camera on a timer to take a big picture of themselves.

00:26:44.000 How they...

00:26:45.000 I'm a lesbian.

00:26:47.000 So it's a non-male attracted to non-males.

00:26:53.000 A woman tried to point out that this was absurd and a bunch of non-men loving non-men showed up to correct her.

00:27:00.000 Okay, let's hear this.

00:27:04.000 This is a joke about me being called a lesbian for years and now I'm coming out as gender fluid.

00:27:09.000 Transitioning is on the table for me.

00:27:11.000 I might actually become one, so it's not really a joke anymore.

00:27:14.000 Also, if you're going to be transphobic, feel free to do so.

00:27:16.000 I have thicker skin than you do.

00:27:18.000 And the engagement means I get more views and you get more trans content on your fip.

00:27:25.000 They always exclude non-binary people unless they're AFAB, extremely feminine. 0.97

00:27:31.000 Shaking my head.

00:27:35.000 What the fuck is going on?

00:27:38.000 Let's go, gender-fluid lesbians. 1.00

00:27:41.000 Okay, that's enough.

00:27:43.000 That's enough filth on my mind.

00:27:44.000 So the reason I showed you all that disgusting, useless garbage with mentally ill loser nerds who have never been punched in the face and have no substance to them whatsoever is to try to figure out how they got there. 1.00

00:27:55.000 Because we don't want our kids going down that lane.

00:27:58.000 And I think the key is curb your arrogance.

00:28:05.000 Doodle dee dooty doodle dooto.

00:28:08.000 But no, we have to stop.

00:28:10.000 I'm not saying we need to insult kids and tell them they're fat and ugly.

00:28:13.000 But like I had an argument with my son the other day and he was like, yo, I'm a boss at that.

00:28:18.000 And he goes, I went to a driving range and I'd never even tried it before and I was a total boss.

00:28:22.000 I was getting 150 yards.

00:28:24.000 No, you weren't.

00:28:26.000 And I go, well, if you're interested, let's set you up with a pro, a lesson.

00:28:30.000 And then, you know, you won't learn bad habits and you can start golfing with Johnny and I. And he goes, I'd probably be better than the pro.

00:28:40.000 And I go, dude, you got to curb your arrogance.

00:28:43.000 You sound like I don't want to say retard because I'm using an example of someone with Down syndrome.

00:28:50.000 You literally sound like a retard. 1.00

00:28:52.000 You sound like someone with special needs.

00:28:54.000 I'm number one.

00:28:55.000 I'm better than the pro.

00:28:57.000 I'm the best golfer in the world.

00:28:59.000 That's your peers now when you fucking talk like that.

00:29:07.000 All right, can we do a green screen?

00:29:10.000 With no notice?

00:29:11.000 If I turn off the monitor on camera number two, will it still work?

00:29:15.000 The viewfinder thing?

00:29:17.000 You could flip it around, but no, you can't close it.

00:29:20.000 Okay, I'll flip it around.

00:29:21.000 Flip it around.

00:29:22.000 Are you prepared for a green screen?

00:29:24.000 I'm being spontaneous.

00:29:25.000 I am prepared.

00:29:47.000 What the hell did I eat or touch that gave me this reaction?

00:29:52.000 I'm going to try something.

00:29:53.000 I'm going to have a sip of bourbon.

00:30:00.000 Let's see what this does.

00:30:04.000 Here's my rationale.

00:30:06.000 I'm going to put this putrid chemical into my body and maybe it'll like wash away all the fuzz that's giving me allergies.

00:30:13.000 Or that's probably just an alcoholic brain tricking my real brain into taking it.

00:30:19.000 Make sure of a burb. 0.97

00:30:24.000 Inhale with the nose.

00:30:29.000 I met a doctor once, and him and his, Andy Levy, remember him from Red Eye?

00:30:39.000 Andy Levy was shaving and he got a brutal staph infection.

00:30:42.000 He was very vulnerable to that.

00:30:43.000 And my doctor, not my doctor friend, this doctor I was talking to goes, does he drink coffee?

00:30:49.000 And someone goes, no, he hates coffee.

00:30:51.000 He only drinks, he gets his caffeine from Diet Coke.

00:30:54.000 And him and another doctor, high-fived.

00:30:57.000 I may have told you the story before.

00:30:59.000 Apparently, their theory is that people who drink coffee are less susceptible to staph infections and other infections because when you go like this, you're inhaling hot caffeine up into your nose where a lot of bacteria lives and you're killing it all.

00:31:15.000 So by that right, I am inhaling this alcohol into the allergic microbes.

00:31:24.000 No, don't go to that, Ryan.

00:31:25.000 Why do a green screen if it's the exact same format as me sitting at a desk?

00:31:29.000 And what's that weird echo I'm getting?

00:31:33.000 Oh, is the TV volume?

00:31:37.000 Yes.

00:31:40.000 You can turn it down from where you are?

00:31:42.000 I can turn it down down.

00:31:43.000 Okay.

00:31:44.000 Oh, you have to come over.

00:31:46.000 Yeah, I was watching the fights at the office.

00:31:51.000 That's the problem with making a cool office.

00:31:55.000 You end up wanting to hang out there all the time.

00:32:07.000 I feel better already.

00:32:08.000 And I don't just mean better with the booze.

00:32:09.000 I feel like I'm breathing better.

00:32:12.000 Listen to that.

00:32:16.000 All right, this is a commercial for a built bar, which I assume is a protein bar.

00:32:21.000 I hate this look more than anything.

00:32:23.000 It's very popular in Westchester with lawyers and guys in finance.

00:32:27.000 A quarter zip sweater Underneath a blazer.

00:32:32.000 So, I guess you have to get a blazer that's way too big for you to incorporate this.

00:32:36.000 And if you've ever tried this, it's so fucking boiling.

00:32:40.000 So, fat people are already running pretty hot.

00:32:42.000 Fat people, you could just wear t-shirts all year round. 0.91

00:32:45.000 But this guy decided to hide his fatness by bundling up.

00:32:49.000 And I guarantee you, he's sweating like a fucking pig.

00:32:52.000 18.

00:32:55.000 Stop it.

00:32:56.000 So these are guys who started an acapella band.

00:33:00.000 How does that begin?

00:33:02.000 Do you put a note on Craigslist?

00:33:04.000 Do you say, I'm an acapella?

00:33:07.000 Can you fucking fix that?

00:33:08.000 It's really irritating.

00:33:11.000 You have to ask Tom Shalou.

00:33:14.000 No, it's a green thing.

00:33:18.000 He's in a quartet.

00:33:20.000 Okay, that's not so gay, though.

00:33:22.000 He's in a traditional barbershop quartet, which I could live with.

00:33:28.000 But this is different.

00:33:28.000 This is guys trying to be instruments.

00:33:33.000 Gotta get a built bar.

00:33:36.000 And the reason I brought this up for a green screen isn't so much the a cappella, which obviously is gay beyond any homosexuals' wildest dreams, but this fucking guy's hair. 0.86

00:33:46.000 He's got this opi hues, torpid sloth hair, but he's allowed it to go beyond the eye level.

00:33:53.000 So it's over half of one of his eyes, like a hot chick who just woke up late.

00:34:00.000 Oh my god, what time is it?

00:34:01.000 And she's wearing your shirt? 1.00

00:34:04.000 He has the bangs of a hot chick wearing a shirt. 0.74

00:34:07.000 Ryan, why is it back?

00:34:16.000 You got it?

00:34:18.000 It's not quitting.

00:34:20.000 Then go into force quit.

00:34:24.000 You should be getting no updates while we're doing the show.

00:34:28.000 No alerts, nothing.

00:34:30.000 Gotta get a built bar.

00:34:32.000 Okay, you almost ready?

00:34:35.000 Let's get back to Bangs. 0.93

00:34:36.000 What's his role?

00:34:37.000 I think he does just normal, beautiful singing.

00:34:58.000 Stop.

00:34:59.000 You know what else he does?

00:35:01.000 He bounces a bit.

00:35:04.000 And the most depressing thing about this is this guy's divorced.

00:35:08.000 He's 54 years old.

00:35:10.000 And this hurts me to say.

00:35:14.000 But he gets fairly good pussy. 1.00

00:35:18.000 She's pretty attractive. 1.00

00:35:19.000 And that's on you, ladies, that you're fucking this guy. 1.00

00:35:24.000 I'm furious at you.

00:35:26.000 Like, he does his cool thing.

00:35:28.000 Gotta, get a...

00:35:29.000 What are you doing?

00:35:31.000 Can you not work on your computer right now?

00:35:34.000 Good.

00:35:36.000 So he does his sexy chick thing with the bangs, and you ladies fall for it. 1.00

00:35:41.000 It's like that pickup artist, Magic.

00:35:43.000 He actually would fuck chicks. 0.99

00:35:53.000 He bounces, so you can see the bangs bounce.

00:35:57.000 Did he just say healthy?

00:35:59.000 This was sent in by a baby monster.

00:36:03.000 My favorite tastes like cherries in a chocolate fun.

00:36:08.000 What does this wife think of this? 1.00

00:36:14.000 What is the black guy's friends think of this?

00:36:16.000 You're in an a cappella group with a bunch of white fucking beta male weirdos? 0.64

00:36:26.000 Ooh, I have goose pimples on the backs of my arms.

00:36:31.000 Oh, what is that move?

00:36:33.000 Yeah.

00:36:39.000 I like peanut butter.

00:36:46.000 Who wrote this, do you think?

00:36:47.000 Did they write it?

00:36:54.000 No, I don't want a Bill Biden.

00:36:57.000 Rockapella.

00:36:58.000 Let's see another Rachapella video.

00:37:00.000 Because that was probably written by whatever.

00:37:05.000 This is them on their own.

00:37:06.000 This is a Rachapella cell phone jam.

00:37:10.000 Oh, I see.

00:37:11.000 Because of the pandemic, they can't be at home.

00:37:13.000 I mean, they can't be together.

00:37:14.000 So they did this at home.

00:37:16.000 Let's see what you got, Rachapella.

00:37:19.000 They always have a play on words with their name, don't they?

00:37:22.000 Acapella people.

00:37:44.000 So this guy is the beatbox guy.

00:37:47.000 And he was big in the early aughts, late 90s.

00:37:50.000 And then his skill became defunct until he joined these dudes.

00:37:55.000 And then this guy thought he was going to be the low voice guy, but this guy came in as Mr. Low Voice, which is a Keyam Peel sketch.

00:38:01.000 I highly recommend.

00:38:03.000 This guy just sucks.

00:38:05.000 And then this is, of course, is our archenemy, the Deadbeat Dad with the chick hair, who I'm fucking furious to admit, crushes pussy. 0.99

00:38:24.000 Is his shirt sleeveless?

00:38:26.000 Is that a sleeveless golf shirt?

00:38:30.000 That's for a what?

00:38:30.000 It's a hoodie.

00:38:32.000 It's a sleeveless hoodie.

00:38:33.000 Sleeveless hoodie.

00:38:34.000 Just in case your head's cold and your arms are hot.

00:38:45.000 That'd be funny to join this band and be super quiet until they go, I didn't really hear your part there.

00:38:51.000 Oh, it was there.

00:38:56.000 Did you pay any attention to the lyrics?

00:38:59.000 I did.

00:39:01.000 Look at him.

00:39:03.000 Look at his fluffy hair.

00:39:08.000 All right, that's enough.

00:39:22.000 I know a woman, Sarah Batman Glitch. 0.99

00:39:25.000 Her fucking last name is Batman Glitch. 1.00

00:39:28.000 And her dad was at a party and Stevie Nix was there.

00:39:32.000 And Stevie Nix went up to her dad and said, hi, I'm really famous and really rich.

00:39:38.000 You want to go somewhere?

00:39:41.000 That's how she picks up dudes. 1.00

00:39:43.000 I don't think dad was interested.

00:39:46.000 Which seems sad.

00:39:48.000 All right, shall we dive into some racism?

00:39:51.000 Well, of course.

00:39:53.000 It's got racism and it's got other things, frankly.

00:39:58.000 Stalling?

00:40:00.000 I'm a black female.

00:40:02.000 What other different...

00:40:04.000 What else could I have done to consume black women? 1.00

00:40:08.000 This is really inconvenient.

00:40:23.000 Racism beat the hell out.

00:40:24.000 Is that what that means?

00:40:27.000 Is that like the clean version of beat the fuck out?

00:40:30.000 Hope.

00:40:31.000 We hope so.

00:40:32.000 We got to beat the fuck out of racism.

00:40:34.000 Now, this is going to be a tough article for you to dig up because it's behind a paywall.

00:40:38.000 But there's this dude.

00:40:40.000 This is a common...

00:40:40.000 It's become an industry, right?

00:40:42.000 Pat B. Kenny calls it the, what is it called?

00:40:45.000 The race outrage industry or something.

00:40:49.000 And it's a job.

00:40:51.000 It's become a trade, really.

00:40:53.000 You go to college, you take African-American studies.

00:40:56.000 You have to be black. 1.00

00:40:58.000 And you come out and you bitch about white people incessantly.

00:41:00.000 Joy Reed did it. 0.95

00:41:02.000 This guy did it.

00:41:03.000 Our favorite Eddie Gloud did it.

00:41:08.000 Can you do an Eddie Gloud?

00:41:12.000 We didn't have the luxury of the Missile Legend because we had to bear the brunt.

00:41:16.000 You got to smile a little bit.

00:41:17.000 Yeah, Ryan and I were talking today about his smirk.

00:41:21.000 This is how he smirks.

00:41:23.000 You're looking for a treasure, and you go, it's in one of these boxes.

00:41:27.000 There should be a key to that giant gold layer.

00:41:32.000 And he goes, I would think it would make sense that it'd be the farthest one away.

00:41:35.000 And then Eddie Gloud opens the box.

00:41:38.000 There's the key, glowing golden light.

00:41:40.000 And he looks over at the other person that was looking for this secret layer and goes, he's also surprised that he's saying it and the truth is spilling out.

00:41:56.000 He's just a conduit for truth.

00:41:57.000 So when he says something, because we had to bear the front of him.

00:42:00.000 Look at what I've stumbled upon.

00:42:02.000 The truth.

00:42:03.000 And I know you're amused that I'm finally calling out America as racist because that's never been done.

00:42:09.000 I'm amused too.

00:42:11.000 We're both very amused by this.

00:42:16.000 Let's be frank.

00:42:19.000 The worst part of that video is that.

00:42:21.000 Anyway, this is a young Eddie Gloud and African American studies.

00:42:25.000 And his job at whatever news, San Francisco Chronicle or something, San Francisco Examiner, his job is focusing on marginalized voices, which is race outrage for blaming everything on white people.

00:42:42.000 A lot of folks that profit from division, which is, look at the irony of that sentence.

00:42:48.000 Justin Phillips' entire job is profiting from division.

00:42:54.000 San Francisco Chronicle.

00:42:56.000 They're also the loudest voices pushing back against facts that challenge their deeply held biases.

00:43:04.000 My latest talks about this, Hate Crime Studies, Problematic Solutions, and Black and Asian Solidarity.

00:43:08.000 So, you know all the blacks beating up Asians? 0.57

00:43:10.000 That was big a little while ago.

00:43:12.000 Just had a woman die who was kicked down the stairs here in New York City. 0.54

00:43:16.000 It's white people actually doing it.

00:43:18.000 Now, when you first hear someone say this, you want to give them the benefit of the doubt and you go, maybe you're doing like you're getting the disproportionality wrong.

00:43:27.000 And you're like, blacks who are 60 to 70% of the population, I mean, white, sorry, are doing more Asian crimes than blacks. 0.97

00:43:35.000 And the black on Asian crimes are mostly black males.

00:43:38.000 So it's 7% versus 60%.

00:43:42.000 So they should be, one should be just under 10 times more than the other, but they're not.

00:43:49.000 But you don't have to go that far.

00:43:51.000 The study is retarded even before we get to disproportionality. 0.98

00:43:56.000 Because in the study, he says he counts as anti-Asian crimes things like Trump saying that the virus came from China.

00:44:08.000 That gets lumped in.

00:44:10.000 Anything that sounds negative towards China in this day and age is counted as an anti-Asian attack in these studies.

00:44:18.000 And then that's compared to old Chinese ladies being kicked in the head until they fall down the stairs and die. 1.00

00:44:26.000 Like, don't believe your lying eyes.

00:44:29.000 It's white people's fault. 0.96

00:44:32.000 Which, speaking of the war on Asians, we covered this a while ago, but de Blasio, just before he gets out of office, he severs all the gifted programs.

00:44:42.000 But we've already covered that, though.

00:44:43.000 Sorry, that shouldn't be here.

00:44:46.000 All right, so that's enough about Asians. 0.95

00:44:47.000 I also check this.

00:44:49.000 I stumbled upon this, and it's funny the way white New Yorkers, the Wiggers scene here, totally worships old school graffiti artists. 0.94

00:44:58.000 And graffiti back in its original days, there was Tacky 187.

00:45:03.000 It was Tacky Dorothyocropolis, kind of a Greek name like my buddy.

00:45:08.000 And he just, he was on 187th Street, so he just wrote his little tag everywhere.

00:45:13.000 I think that was in Philly.

00:45:14.000 And then it blew up in New York.

00:45:16.000 But other people contest him and they say, no, Cornbread was the first guy.

00:45:20.000 He was courting a lady, and he wanted her to see his nickname, Cornbread.

00:45:24.000 So he'd be famous?

00:45:27.000 Like, even that, even those origins are so stupid.

00:45:30.000 It's based on fame.

00:45:32.000 And everything, I've talked about graffiti a lot over the past 10 years.

00:45:36.000 Everything you hate about advertising, relentless advertising, seeing a giant Gatorade ad, seeing a giant Nike ad when you're everywhere you go, especially the New York subways, yes, it can be a little overwhelming, but those are advertising a product.

00:45:52.000 Graffiti has all the downsides of advertising, but without the thing.

00:46:00.000 And here's what I really love about the old school greats.

00:46:03.000 They suck.

00:46:05.000 Look how much that sucks.

00:46:08.000 His tag is Cornbread, The Legend of Legends.

00:46:11.000 There's nothing stylistic about it whatsoever.

00:46:15.000 And what do Europeans do? 0.79

00:46:17.000 They masturbate and empty their bank accounts every time he scribbles his terrible tag. 0.86

00:46:25.000 Can you imagine them seeing it for the first time?

00:46:27.000 They're stunned like, wow.

00:46:28.000 Look at that with the D. Oh my god. 0.93

00:46:31.000 The two pieces.

00:46:32.000 So fantastic.

00:46:33.000 And I never noticed it, but the B is actually two pieces too.

00:46:35.000 I always thought it was one sweep.

00:46:37.000 Wow.

00:46:37.000 The consistency with his shitty Ds is just incredible.

00:46:42.000 Some people theorize the D is actually, it's cornbril with a backward C, so cornbrilk.

00:46:48.000 Oh.

00:46:49.000 Yeah.

00:46:49.000 The Legionique of Legioniques.

00:46:52.000 Yes.

00:46:53.000 So here's some footage of him in Europe setting up a new thing, where he probably makes like half a million dollars.

00:46:59.000 And they have some Amsterdammian beating off to the incredible talent that is cornbread. 0.98

00:47:07.000 Wow.

00:47:08.000 Here we are, his little tiny O's.

00:47:10.000 And then he's got a bigger R. Let me get out of your way here. 0.62

00:47:14.000 I'll stand up here.

00:47:15.000 This is fantastic N. The B to beat all B's. 1.00

00:47:19.000 Look how they have to speed it up, too.

00:47:21.000 It takes them like 20 minutes to do this.

00:47:25.000 Black privilege. 0.83

00:47:28.000 That's what we're seeing here.

00:47:30.000 What do they call it?

00:47:30.000 The bigotry of low expectations.

00:47:32.000 Now when he's done, he's like, he's breathing heavy and crying.

00:47:37.000 There's another one.

00:47:39.000 Just like the Queen's Onions guy.

00:47:43.000 What's 2-3?

00:47:44.000 Takes a lot out of you.

00:47:45.000 That's just more pictures of him being awesome.

00:47:48.000 But like, the Emperor has no clothes.

00:47:50.000 Can we acknowledge that that's just garbage?

00:47:52.000 Keith Herring, too, he's not black.

00:47:54.000 He's gay, but according to lore, modern American feeding began in the late 1960s when Philadelphia teenager named Daryl McRae.

00:48:01.000 Also, I was pretty sure it was Tacky 187.

00:48:04.000 So not only are we seeing black privilege when we all worship this loser and his shitty, even look at that shitty crown. 0.52

00:48:10.000 But we're also experiencing black privilege in that he's annihilating the original white Greek guy who started the whole thing. 0.81

00:48:20.000 I thought this was funny.

00:48:21.000 Some asshole professor wants meritocracy. 0.99

00:48:23.000 What a dick.

00:48:25.000 Oh yeah, Damian Dolan Abbott.

00:48:30.000 Wait, go closer in his name.

00:48:31.000 I want to get his name right.

00:48:32.000 Dorian Abbott?

00:48:33.000 Dorian Abbott.

00:48:34.000 Let's make sure my cancellation is the last.

00:48:36.000 That begins by standing up and saying no.

00:48:38.000 How many cancellations have we seen that are the last?

00:48:41.000 Like that chick who, what's his name, who wrote the book, Your Black Friend, Helping White People Be Better People.

00:48:50.000 He had her life destroyed because she said, get back to your hood or something when she was drunk at four in the morning, whatever. 1.00

00:49:01.000 And it's the same as that chick.

00:49:03.000 Remember waiting for her to land?

00:49:05.000 Jessica.

00:49:07.000 Oh, shit.

00:49:07.000 She said, I'm going to South Africa.

00:49:09.000 I hope I don't get AIDS.

00:49:11.000 That was like 10 years ago.

00:49:13.000 And they go, all right, that was way too much.

00:49:17.000 This has to be their last cancellation.

00:49:19.000 Justine Sacco.

00:49:20.000 Justine Sacco.

00:49:21.000 And there's been about when, what year was that?

00:49:28.000 Uh-oh.

00:49:30.000 So it was like 10 years ago.

00:49:33.000 And then we had a couple months ago, whatever.

00:49:35.000 2015.

00:49:37.000 2015?

00:49:38.000 Was that recent?

00:49:38.000 Well, that's when the article was written.

00:49:41.000 So unless they wrote it like a year later or so.

00:49:43.000 Yeah.

00:49:44.000 2013, she apologized.

00:49:46.000 Okay, so 2013, it happened.

00:49:48.000 So eight years ago.

00:49:50.000 And then we have Go to Your Hood, which was a few months ago.

00:49:54.000 And they said, this is finally the breaking point.

00:49:57.000 It's never going to stop.

00:50:01.000 And who's at fault here?

00:50:02.000 The little brats, like at the beginning of this show, who's smashing the house? 1.00

00:50:07.000 No, that's just a spoiled brat. 1.00

00:50:08.000 It's the ones that capitulate.

00:50:10.000 Remember the woman that just stared at him as he walked by putting paint all over the walls? 0.99

00:50:14.000 That's who's at fault.

00:50:16.000 It's the corporation that fired that chick who said, go back to your hood. 1.00

00:50:22.000 It's the corporations that fired Justine Sacco.

00:50:25.000 And here it's MIT.

00:50:28.000 Until these corporations stop trying to be woke and grow a ball, you're going to have cancellation culture. 0.94

00:50:35.000 And I think that's affirmative action. 0.56

00:50:37.000 I think it's women in executive positions going, you know what, fire them. 1.00

00:50:41.000 You're right.

00:50:42.000 Whereas a couple generations ago, you'd have this old bald white guy who'd be like, you tell them to go fuck themselves.

00:50:50.000 I don't want to hear about it.

00:50:51.000 I don't have time for this shit.

00:50:54.000 You know, it was funny at CR-TV.

00:50:56.000 When I started, Casey Katz, the billionaire who ran the show, was that guy.

00:51:00.000 And they go, he just tweeted that some woman with a gigantic fat ass was driving his plane, and now he's worried.

00:51:08.000 And then he said all the flight attendants have such big asses they can barely fit down the aisle. 1.00

00:51:13.000 And Casey allegedly said, oh, are they a protected class now?

00:51:18.000 Cut two, a couple years later, he gets some angry tweets about the N-word, and he's like, fire him, fire him.

00:51:25.000 So even cool CEOs can become pussies over time with enough abuse.

00:51:32.000 But this professor with MIT, he's the guy, I think, who lost his job for not marking black people nicer, right?

00:51:40.000 I'm a professor who just had a prestigious public science lecture at MIT canceled because of an outrage mob on Twitter.

00:51:45.000 My crime, arguing for academic evaluations based on academic merit.

00:51:50.000 This is the story of how a cancellation is carried out, why it should worry all of us, and what we can do to stop this dangerous trend.

00:51:58.000 So I think that might be different than The other guy who got fired, who's suing for refusing to grade blacks nicer.

00:52:09.000 I mean, do blacks even want this shit? 1.00

00:52:11.000 Go to the top.

00:52:13.000 Google image Dorian Abbott.

00:52:16.000 Yeah, that's not the guy I saw in Tucker.

00:52:19.000 This is one of several professors walking around these days who are getting shit for marking tests based on meritocracy.

00:52:28.000 Meanwhile, a lot of schools, you submit your essays without your name.

00:52:34.000 You submit your work and the author is X42H33.

00:52:40.000 And then X42 goes and gets his essay and sees what his mark is.

00:52:44.000 We're now against anti-racism.

00:52:46.000 We're against being colorblind.

00:52:48.000 Any of these?

00:52:50.000 Professor took school to court over pronouns here.

00:52:54.000 Yeah.

00:52:54.000 Well, remember, that's Jordan Peterson's whole career.

00:52:57.000 Right.

00:52:58.000 He was a normal, unknown prof who said, I'm not doing the pronoun thing.

00:53:02.000 And that launched him into globally controversial figure.

00:53:06.000 Not that guy?

00:53:09.000 All right.

00:53:09.000 That's enough.

00:53:10.000 Wait, that's him, I think.

00:53:11.000 Where's that?

00:53:12.000 Professor who resisted school's order.

00:53:15.000 Yeah.

00:53:20.000 Pronoun guy.

00:53:21.000 No, that's a different guy.

00:53:23.000 Jesus.

00:53:26.000 And there's our own buddy, Michael Rechtenwald.

00:53:32.000 Right.

00:53:33.000 Who, what was his crime again?

00:53:36.000 It was more general.

00:53:37.000 It was just like saying he was a member of the Communist Party at one point.

00:53:41.000 And he just said, I feel like this censorship is getting out of hand.

00:53:45.000 He was shut down.

00:53:46.000 Then there was the woman, the professor's, there's professor couple, and she and her husband were shut down because she said, it's Halloween.

00:53:55.000 You can just wear whatever you fucking want.

00:53:57.000 Don't be ridiculous.

00:53:58.000 I think you're smart enough to know not to do blackface or something ridiculous, but you can be an Indian.

00:54:03.000 Don't worry about it.

00:54:04.000 And she wasn't even that specific.

00:54:06.000 She said, it's little kids who should be told what they can and can't wear for Halloween, not adults.

00:54:11.000 That was a crime.

00:54:12.000 Anyway, with all this racism, I saw an interesting study that said, no one wants this.

00:54:19.000 No one wants race to be a thing.

00:54:22.000 Not you, not me.

00:54:24.000 Not me, not him.

00:54:27.000 Oh, here we go.

00:54:28.000 MIT canceling Abbott's lecture is not just about academic freedom.

00:54:30.000 It's also about how radicals take power when spineless administrators are in charge. 0.90

00:54:33.000 I read about Abbott and Marinovic's Newsweek column.

00:54:37.000 It reflects the views of 73% of Americans and a majority of all minority groups.

00:54:44.000 I mean, doesn't that say everything?

00:54:47.000 We're doing the bidding of a shrill minority that doesn't reflect democracy. 0.59

00:54:55.000 All adults, 73, do not want race or ethnicity to be a factor in college admission decisions.

00:55:03.000 Whites, majority. 0.72

00:55:05.000 Blacks, still way up there. 1.00

00:55:07.000 Hispanics, even higher. 1.00

00:55:09.000 Asians, you'd think Asians would be at zero. 1.00

00:55:16.000 Right?

00:55:17.000 That's so weird that Asians would be the lowest. 1.00

00:55:20.000 Asians are the ones suffering the most from this.

00:55:22.000 In fact, the argument that McGill University and other Ivy League schools say is if we just make it based on grades alone, the school will be all Asian.

00:55:34.000 To which I always repeat, the NBA is all black. 0.99

00:55:37.000 I don't give a shit.

00:55:39.000 If our Riceys are the smartest ones we got, then the Riceys are the smartest ones we got. 0.52

00:55:44.000 Everything woke turns to shit, okay?

00:55:48.000 It's true.

00:55:51.000 This is ancient news by now, but we're catching up on a lot of old stories that slip through the cracks.

00:55:57.000 This is the slip through the cracks episodes.

00:55:59.000 I'm going to call it that.

00:56:04.000 This woman was canceled for being completely reasonable and saying things in the correct context. 1.00

00:56:14.000 Like this salacious interview includes the context where she says things like, I respect everybody's decision, and she said, you do you, which means this is up to you, this is a freedom.

00:56:29.000 I just have a personal opinion about that thing, but I don't want my opinion to affect the way you live.

00:56:38.000 Go down?

00:56:41.000 See if they got the whole interview.

00:56:44.000 That's her and her dad.

00:56:48.000 There we go.

00:56:53.000 So it's a sports show, and she's a sportscaster.

00:56:56.000 This is episode six.

00:56:58.000 How long is this?

00:56:59.000 Today we have Sage Stevens coming in from ESPN.

00:57:02.000 I think she's on the East Coast.

00:57:04.000 Don't they have the clips somewhere?

00:57:06.000 I'm good at dropping the needle.

00:57:09.000 Yeah.

00:57:09.000 And so when did it change?

00:57:12.000 I mean, I feel like you got there kind of right at the cusp of doing it, Ryan.

00:57:17.000 That's why the comparison is comical because there's no shirt to it.

00:57:22.000 There is, you know, like, because I mean, doing yours, like, we've never met.

00:57:25.000 And I was like, I don't know.

00:57:27.000 Like, I had to stop.

00:57:29.000 Ryan.

00:57:30.000 You're not as gifted as you think you are.

00:57:31.000 You're another one of these arrogant millennials that has selective memory. 0.93

00:57:34.000 And every time you do something right, you think it's a pattern.

00:57:36.000 But go back down.

00:57:37.000 Maybe there's a tweet that isolates it.

00:57:44.000 Yeah.

00:57:45.000 So you respect everyone's decision when it comes to vaccinations, but not about how Obama identifies on the census and in society.

00:57:51.000 Huh, got it.

00:57:52.000 No, she said, I don't get how Obama calls himself black.

00:57:56.000 He was raised by a white woman in Hawaii.

00:57:58.000 Her dad wasn't around.

00:58:00.000 That's what I've been screaming forever.

00:58:03.000 What's black about him?

00:58:05.000 Well, in a racist society, he's seen as black.

00:58:08.000 Gotcha, gotcha.

00:58:09.000 That's a valid argument if we lived in a racist society.

00:58:13.000 And we don't, so fuck you.

00:58:16.000 And she did say, by the way, after she said Obama, I'm confused.

00:58:20.000 She didn't say he may not identify as black.

00:58:22.000 She said, I don't get it.

00:58:24.000 And then she added, you do you.

00:58:26.000 You're biracial. 0.54

00:58:27.000 I'm like, I, because my mom's white, she's Irish Italian and my dad's black.

00:58:31.000 And I, I'm like, why, why not?

00:58:34.000 Like, I actually feel like I have the best of both worlds.

00:58:36.000 Barack Obama chose black and he's biracial.

00:58:39.000 I'm like, well, congratulations to the president.

00:58:41.000 That's his thing.

00:58:43.000 I think that's fascinating considering his black dad was nowhere to be found, but his white mom and grandma raised him.

00:58:49.000 But hey, you do you.

00:58:51.000 I'm going to do me.

00:58:54.000 Joining us now to talk about this is Carrie Champion.

00:58:56.000 She is the host of Stick to Sports, Naked with Carrie.

00:58:59.000 She's another black woman? 1.00

00:59:00.000 She's the host of Stick to Sports.

00:59:02.000 And neither of you are sticky to sports.

00:59:05.000 Holy shit.

00:59:06.000 Okay, let's see what she has to say.

00:59:08.000 It was very unfortunate.

00:59:09.000 And again, the problem with offensive opinions is when they drift into legislature and you say something like, blacks are not as smart as Asians, so blacks shouldn't have the opportunity to go to MIT.

00:59:23.000 And Asians should. 0.88

00:59:24.000 And Asians can't play basketball, so Asians should not try out for basketball. 1.00

00:59:29.000 It's illegal.

00:59:30.000 Gotcha.

00:59:30.000 Now we have someone's opinions affecting how others live their lives.

00:59:35.000 But if you have an opinion and you buttress it with you do you, what you're saying is I have no intention of my personal opinion ever affecting anyone's life.

00:59:48.000 Imagine being such a pussy that you saw that as a threat. 1.00

00:59:52.000 And did you notice the bourbon has cured my wheezing?

00:59:56.000 That is true.

01:00:00.000 ESPN anchor.

01:00:02.000 Carrie, your reaction to this on Twitter caught our eye.

01:00:05.000 You said in part, my dad wasn't around when I was younger.

01:00:08.000 I'm still black.

01:00:09.000 I wonder what you felt when you heard Sage Steele saying that.

01:00:14.000 How about you just say this?

01:00:15.000 I'm still black.

01:00:18.000 You know, I think...

01:00:19.000 Yeah.

01:00:20.000 You get my joke?

01:00:21.000 That was redundant.

01:00:22.000 Yeah, it's a redundant statement.

01:00:23.000 Yeah.

01:00:24.000 I think two things that were happening.

01:00:26.000 As you mentioned, even in describing who she is, she's very popular.

01:00:30.000 She is really well known.

01:00:32.000 And I think...

01:00:33.000 But wait, were you raised by an all-white family in Hawaii?

01:00:37.000 Like, if she was raised in a black neighbor with a black mom, no one's saying you're not black.

01:00:42.000 We've made that very clear.

01:00:43.000 But, like, Colin Ferguson is a wigger. 1.00

01:00:47.000 Sorry.

01:00:48.000 People, myself included, before I even started working at ESPN, Sage was considered a role model in a lot of ways.

01:00:56.000 She was a lot of young brown people. 0.73

01:00:57.000 Now she's not a role model because she said something controversial with a million caveats around it. 0.97

01:01:03.000 And so I think the reason why you're hearing so much about this in the community is because it's disappointing.

01:01:12.000 And I think a lot of people, regardless of her experience or how she chooses to identify, for many years related to Sage as the brown girl at ESPN or someone they could look up to or they could aspire to be like.

01:01:28.000 And my reaction was simply disappointed because, first of all, it implied so many things that were hurtful.

01:01:36.000 And it also shows that there's...

01:01:39.000 Her reaction has feelings and her reaction was disappointed when it heard that.

01:01:42.000 Look at the white woman just going, don't say a word, bitch. 1.00

01:01:45.000 Don't say a word.

01:01:45.000 By the way, have you noticed the white woman's shirt defies physics?

01:01:49.000 Oh, whoa.

01:01:50.000 How is that made?

01:01:51.000 Is the lav mic holding it together?

01:01:52.000 Is that made by a magician?

01:01:57.000 Is that shirt from another planet?

01:01:59.000 It's a Christian shirt.

01:02:00.000 Okay, I've had enough of that dumb bitch. 1.00

01:02:02.000 The real problem, though, is that before she said the Obama thing, she said, look, the vaccine, I'm not going to get it.

01:02:07.000 You do you.

01:02:08.000 If you want to get it, that's up to you.

01:02:10.000 I don't.

01:02:12.000 Persona non grata.

01:02:16.000 And then just a few offensive things.

01:02:20.000 I've always told you I hate how the media says white person jumps out of car and hits black man.

01:02:26.000 Shocking video shows attacker shoving women into train at Times Square.

01:02:29.000 They never say, shows black attacker shoving white woman into train at Times Square.

01:02:35.000 This woman has had a criminal laundry list, a criminal record as long as my arm. 1.00

01:02:43.000 Boy, I had a lot of trouble with that particular one.

01:02:46.000 She's got some weird African name, Obadaya Dubadiba.

01:02:49.000 But I think the future for this problem in New York is suggested by Curtis Sleebo.

01:02:55.000 There was a place in upstate New York, they called it the human repair shop.

01:03:01.000 And it was a loony bin way upstate.

01:03:04.000 The town hated it because there was loonies nearby.

01:03:06.000 But then the town loved it because it employed the whole town.

01:03:10.000 And it's the only solution.

01:03:11.000 This woman is not evil.

01:03:13.000 She's nuts.

01:03:15.000 Probably racist.

01:03:16.000 She probably hates white people. 1.00

01:03:17.000 But how could you not when you hear the media talking about how we hunt George Floyd for sport on a daily basis?

01:03:23.000 I mean, you got to be pretty curious and intellectual to know that everyone is lying to you about racism.

01:03:30.000 So send her up to the loony bin. 1.00

01:03:33.000 Fix her at the human repair shop. 1.00

01:03:37.000 What's 2-8?

01:03:38.000 She has a previous victim, too.

01:03:43.000 Let me guess.

01:03:44.000 The previous victim is white.

01:03:47.000 Oh, Lactina. 0.87

01:03:48.000 But light-skinned. 0.72

01:03:50.000 Light-skinned Latina.

01:03:53.000 She knocked out my tooth four years ago. 1.00

01:03:56.000 Really?

01:03:56.000 Where is it?

01:03:57.000 Oh my god, she went to town on her.

01:04:02.000 This woman is just... 1.00

01:04:04.000 It's funny I'm bringing this up in a racism thing because the real big picture here is mental illness.

01:04:09.000 Ooh, she's pretty big. 0.98

01:04:10.000 Look at her dwarf Sergeant Satantos there. 1.00

01:04:14.000 I'm the captain now.

01:04:18.000 What's 2-8?

01:04:19.000 Is that just more of her?

01:04:29.000 Yep.

01:04:30.000 What's 2-9?

01:04:32.000 It's all the same shit.

01:04:33.000 I don't know why I sent 3.

01:04:36.000 Example exhaustion.

01:04:40.000 Okay, jump to 3-2.

01:04:41.000 Speaking of police, this is like a pretty typical black perspective, which is I totally ignore blacks behaving badly, including murdering each other. 1.00

01:04:52.000 But if I see the police be slightly rude or speak out of turn or Show disrespect to a mob that wants them dead.

01:05:04.000 This is a mob at a George Floyd rally.

01:05:07.000 They would love to kill every cop there.

01:05:09.000 If you could give them all a gun and say, You won't go to jail if you kill these cops, what percentage of them would go pew, pew, pew?

01:05:16.000 I'm going to say 70%.

01:05:18.000 Way higher.

01:05:19.000 Well, I'm going to say 90% of the blacks and 70% of the whites. 0.91

01:05:24.000 If they saw them burning alive, they'd cheer.

01:05:26.000 Let's at least admit that.

01:05:30.000 So you have to deal with a group that not just not only wants you dead, but is actively trying to facilitate that.

01:05:37.000 Molotov cocktails in cars, smashing cop car windows, trying to hurt police.

01:05:43.000 So I guess you're supposed to be on your best behavior when you're faced in a situation like that and not just speak nice about them, but not have any kind of camaraderie back and forth.

01:05:52.000 Don't riff to take the heat off.

01:05:55.000 You may not.

01:05:57.000 Gotcha!

01:06:05.000 So that's a sim.

01:06:07.000 Wait, zoom out and let's hear.

01:06:09.000 This is Grindface's reaction. 0.53

01:06:11.000 Stop, stop, stop.

01:06:12.000 New body camera footage shows Minneapolis police speaking about hunting people and celebrating shooting at protesters following the murder of Joy Floyd.

01:06:21.000 What are your thoughts on this?

01:06:22.000 Well, you've heard my thoughts on this, Grindface. 1.00

01:06:24.000 And I have heard cops say it's like hunting people.

01:06:26.000 It is.

01:06:27.000 If you're chasing a perp through the projects, you're hunting people.

01:06:31.000 Now, that's different from the BLM narrative, which is like, let's go out and find some Negroes to shoot in the head for no reason. 0.91

01:06:40.000 No, it's maybe tracking is a better word.

01:06:45.000 But go ahead.

01:06:52.000 How dare you laugh and congratulate yourself for shooting a smoke bomb at protesters?

01:07:27.000 It's nice to hear that we've moved to today.

01:07:30.000 It was just nice to hear.

01:07:32.000 We're going to go find some more people.

01:07:34.000 Instead of chasing people around, we're going to hunt.

01:07:37.000 You guys are going to hunt people now, and it's just a nice change of temple. 0.94

01:07:42.000 Yep, agreed.

01:07:43.000 Fuck these people.

01:07:46.000 Is it so hard for the left to understand the difference between their narrative of hunting and what that guy was saying?

01:07:53.000 Like, the narrative is they hunt random black people because they're black.

01:07:59.000 This guy clearly meant try to get to the root of the problem, see if we can find Antifa or BLM with Molotov cocktails getting ready to ambush us.

01:08:09.000 Not go to their home or not shoot them when they're going to get a watermelon at the store.

01:08:14.000 And I'm sorry to use the word watermelon, but that's what that woman in Dallas used as an example. 1.00

01:08:20.000 There's tracking your enemies and preventing crime, and there's going out and murdering people for fun.

01:08:26.000 Those are pretty far apart.

01:08:28.000 I'm a little disappointed in you dummies for being unable to separate the two, but let's be honest with each other.

01:08:35.000 They can separate the two.

01:08:36.000 They're just using this as fodder.

01:08:38.000 That's why every time they show a police clip, they only show you the five seconds that it takes for someone to punch someone and not all the bullshit that led up to it.

01:08:50.000 3-1, Stone Toss was right.

01:08:55.000 I got a P. Behold, our newest ad campaign.

01:09:01.000 Hmm, tasty.

01:09:02.000 You sure this will help us sell more burgers?

01:09:04.000 Burgers? 1.00

01:09:07.000 And then we cut to a KFC ad in, what is that, Spanish?

01:09:13.000 Yeah.

01:09:13.000 Nuovo Kisburger.

01:09:15.000 Come closer.

01:09:18.000 You can't even see the burger.

01:09:20.000 I think that's Italian.

01:09:21.000 The burger is not in focus.

01:09:24.000 Nuovo Kisburger.

01:09:25.000 Porchestare lotani and dale tezzazioni.

01:09:29.000 Come closer.

01:09:30.000 Oh, yeah, yeah.

01:09:30.000 It's that's that's Italian, I guess.

01:09:35.000 And then finally, one of those things is Italian.

01:09:37.000 The final video of this segment is a funny joke a Canadian fellow Canuck did, but there's a problem with it.

01:09:44.000 Let's see if you can spot it.

01:09:49.000 Sorry, 3-0?

01:09:54.000 He's going by.

01:10:03.000 Is he in blackface?

01:10:15.000 See, it's a great shirt, but dude, I'm not sure you can wear that shirt around.

01:10:22.000 I guess you can in Canada, right?

01:10:24.000 But why would he be surprised that Justin Trudeau is in blackface when he's wearing a Justin Trudeau and blackface shirt?

01:10:29.000 He ruined his own joke in the joke.

01:10:33.000 Poor show.

01:10:34.000 All right, let's jump to the mailbag.

01:10:39.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.

01:10:43.000 Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.

01:10:49.000 Let me touch it.

01:10:56.000 Gonna get a cool sticker on this fucking thing.

01:11:01.000 Touch ID.

01:11:03.000 That worked.

01:11:04.000 That's freaky, man.

01:11:06.000 Hey, that CBD drink you had for lunch.

01:11:09.000 Yes.

01:11:09.000 Is that doing anything to your body?

01:11:11.000 Yeah, I feel a little something or other.

01:11:14.000 Hmm.

01:11:15.000 Like, very relaxed.

01:11:17.000 You feel mad relaxed?

01:11:18.000 I feel chill.

01:11:22.000 That should be next for Johnny Apple.

01:11:24.000 The drinks.

01:11:25.000 Actually, it's hard to ship that.

01:11:26.000 Just put some tincture in your drink.

01:11:28.000 Yeah.

01:11:29.000 Make a drink, sure.

01:11:32.000 Did Johnny Apple stop advertising with us because you don't make your money?

01:11:36.000 Because Nita Fashions sure made their money. 1.00

01:11:39.000 Gavin, you're being kind of a pussy with regards to the vax. 0.52

01:11:41.000 Gio Melmott is Be Brave, Get Fire, and that's exactly what's happening all the country to people.

01:11:45.000 If you apply and take the bullshit medicine, it's actual communism affecting the country.

01:11:49.000 And you're like, meh, I have money, so I don't care.

01:11:51.000 No, I didn't say that, actually.

01:11:56.000 Sorry.

01:11:57.000 I feel passionately about the rights of people to refuse the vaccine.

01:12:04.000 And I'm very impressed that Kylie Irving lost potentially $136 million to stand up for what he believes in.

01:12:12.000 That's fantastic.

01:12:14.000 But the vaccine itself, I don't think it makes kids infertile or anything like that.

01:12:20.000 I just...

01:12:23.000 It's not my cup of tea.

01:12:29.000 Where are we here?

01:12:33.000 Hey, I'm trying to make this...

01:12:36.000 Boop.

01:12:37.000 Sorry, new computer here, folks.

01:12:40.000 Remove flags.

01:12:41.000 I don't want a flag on it.

01:12:44.000 Every time you get a new computer, you have to relearn everything.

01:12:47.000 So I want that to be a blue flag.

01:12:50.000 How do I make it a blue flag?

01:12:53.000 If you liked it, then you should have put a flag on it.

01:12:56.000 It was a lot easier before.

01:12:58.000 If you like it, then you should have put a flag on it.

01:13:00.000 Oh, there we go.

01:13:01.000 Blue.

01:13:02.000 The menu moved over.

01:13:05.000 Few rules for the boy.

01:13:06.000 Hard to explain that rules are different between home and school.

01:13:09.000 Okay, so this guy is shown as a picture of himself and his kid, which we're going to take it for granted that you have no problem showing us this.

01:13:18.000 This is young boy rules.

01:13:21.000 So what are you not going to do today?

01:13:23.000 No spitting.

01:13:24.000 No spitting.

01:13:25.000 No, what else?

01:13:27.000 No peeing.

01:13:28.000 Yeah, no peeing.

01:13:29.000 Where can you pee?

01:13:31.000 At the party.

01:13:32.000 At the potty.

01:13:34.000 Alright.

01:13:34.000 Look, Brayden's here.

01:13:36.000 Yep.

01:13:36.000 He's good.

01:13:37.000 He took us jeep again.

01:13:40.000 Okay, buddy.

01:13:40.000 No peeing, no spitting.

01:13:42.000 No peeing on the playground right there, okay?

01:13:44.000 Okay, love you.

01:13:46.000 Love you so much, buddy.

01:13:47.000 Okay, have a good day.

01:13:49.000 Bye.

01:13:54.000 Gotta go over the basics.

01:13:59.000 Why are Montreal lady cops? 1.00

01:14:01.000 Yeah, I like, that's one example of bad grammar that I enjoy.

01:14:05.000 Well done.

01:14:06.000 Like, why?

01:14:06.000 Yeah, why exist?

01:14:08.000 Oh, we've already seen this, dude.

01:14:10.000 Come on, dude.

01:14:10.000 Don't you watch the fucking show.

01:14:12.000 Fucking shit.

01:14:13.000 I'm going to start attending RCIA, Rites of Catholic Initiation for Adults.

01:14:19.000 And I've been attending a discussion group once a week at the church as a prelude before the actual program starts.

01:14:25.000 Okay?

01:14:27.000 So, the discussion Monday was about faith, which you would think would be inherently uplifting, but holy crap, were these people negative and consumed with woe?

01:14:36.000 They were terrified of the pandemic and didn't believe things were getting better.

01:14:39.000 They blamed the unvaccinated.

01:14:42.000 This blaming the unvaccinated is code for anti-white male.

01:14:45.000 It's anti-maga, but it, sorry, if you want to get into the numbers, it's pretty anti-black.

01:14:52.000 I think 76% of blacks in New York are unvaccinated.

01:14:58.000 And they said they were stupid.

01:15:00.000 So much for not being judgmental.

01:15:02.000 This is like when they say big guns, guns are to whatever, make up for small dicks.

01:15:10.000 And you're like, okay, what about black gangsters? 0.99

01:15:13.000 They have a lot of guns.

01:15:16.000 All of this in the face of stats saying the already relatively small number of hospitalizations are on the downward trajectory.

01:15:24.000 The topic then veered to their teens and how they're handling all this, meaning their teenage kids.

01:15:30.000 They said their teens are super negative and morose and directly blame boomers for every single one of their problems.

01:15:35.000 Gen Z just seems poisoned with hatred, blame, and feeling like they've been unjustly robbed.

01:15:41.000 What shocked me most, I think that's pretty normal for kids, though.

01:15:44.000 I remember saying that as a young Gen Xer.

01:15:47.000 What shocked me most was that the guy leading the discussion agreed with his kids and said his generation had quote unquote destroyed the world.

01:15:55.000 Everyone nodded.

01:15:58.000 It was such a disgusting display of self-hatred and general hatred of mankind.

01:16:02.000 Maybe it's some sort of obscene, misguided self-flagellation.

01:16:06.000 Yeah.

01:16:08.000 I thought we were supposed to be following the word of God.

01:16:11.000 What happened to honor thy mother and father?

01:16:13.000 Why are they allowing their children to disrespect them? 0.95

01:16:15.000 Why are we even listening to children?

01:16:17.000 That just encourages them to be more arrogant than they already are.

01:16:21.000 Yeah, good point.

01:16:23.000 The self-flagellation leads to these arrogant women saying, I smelled my cunt today and I made it public and everyone laughed because it is funny and it smelled great. 1.00

01:16:38.000 I think what these boomer Gen Xers aren't realizing is that millennials, Gen Z, not only think boomers are complete and utter disposable garbage, they think there has never been a good generation of people that has ever existed.

01:16:52.000 Besides non-whites, they see them as having no original sin, which is a sin in and of itself.

01:16:56.000 They believe themselves to be the saviors of the world, and this is all encouraged by weak boomer Gen Xers. 1.00

01:17:02.000 So it's all discouraging.

01:17:04.000 I'll just keep going and just keep my mind on God.

01:17:05.000 Thanks for everything you do.

01:17:09.000 Yeah, I think you're right.

01:17:10.000 But I also think that wait a minute here.

01:17:16.000 I forgot what I was going to say.

01:17:17.000 They believe themselves to be the saviors of the world.

01:17:19.000 Yeah, and another thing they do now is they say, I'm going to save the world by not having kids.

01:17:23.000 And I think the real root of the problem here is divorce.

01:17:28.000 Divorce basically started with my parents' generation. 0.98

01:17:32.000 It started in the early 80s.

01:17:34.000 I know it existed.

01:17:35.000 My grandmother got divorced, but my parents have always stayed together.

01:17:38.000 My wife's parents have always stayed together.

01:17:40.000 And I remember guys sleeping on the couch in the 80s and thinking, this is fucked up.

01:17:44.000 And then their kids, Gen X, my generation, said, I'm not getting married at all.

01:17:50.000 And now they talk about the environment and how it's best for everyone if I don't breed and I want to focus on my career.

01:17:56.000 But I honestly think it's PTSD from divorce.

01:17:59.000 So I guess we're reading a letter where boomers are blamed for everything, and I guess I am blaming boomers in a sense, but this concept of divorce has utterly traumatized the American family and every generation since.

01:18:12.000 And no one talks about it.

01:18:13.000 It's the same with the pandemic and obesity.

01:18:17.000 That is the lesson here, is that we have an obesity problem.

01:18:20.000 But that's not the takeaway.

01:18:21.000 No, the takeaway has been we need to get vaccinated and people are stupid and blah, blah, blah.

01:18:28.000 All these terrible takes on what is obviously a perfect example of how dangerous it is to be fat.

01:18:36.000 And I think I know why.

01:18:37.000 The olds are old.

01:18:39.000 Nothing you can do about becoming old.

01:18:42.000 That's so fucking funny.

01:18:43.000 So true.

01:18:47.000 This is from Josh.

01:18:48.000 Is there any group on the planet that finds themselves more gorgeous and adorable than middle-aged black men?

01:18:54.000 Search the hashtag BlackKings on Instagram.

01:18:56.000 Black guys are really gay. 1.00

01:18:57.000 It's just what it is.

01:18:58.000 Raised by their mothers, totally feminized. 0.99

01:19:00.000 When they do act masculine, it's movie, comic, over-the-top masculinity.

01:19:04.000 Almost like a woman doing an impression of masculinity. 0.99

01:19:07.000 Yeah?

01:19:08.000 And they also dress like children.

01:19:13.000 That guy's a kid.

01:19:14.000 It's like a black Pharaoh, mummified and all. 0.65

01:19:17.000 Yeah.

01:19:18.000 My hair's a turban.

01:19:19.000 Definitely black. 0.99

01:19:21.000 Look at this guy.

01:19:21.000 I'm so big on peace.

01:19:23.000 What, king-size?

01:19:24.000 Right now, I don't want to deal with black king-size snickers. 1.00

01:19:29.000 Like, isn't that how a kid dresses?

01:19:32.000 She's a black king.

01:19:35.000 Yo, nice work, Basquiat.

01:19:39.000 Wait, why are women in black kings? 1.00

01:19:42.000 Black kings and queens, I see.

01:19:46.000 Jump.

01:19:50.000 Okay, more black kings. 0.92

01:19:55.000 That's someone who likes a singer. 1.00

01:19:59.000 It's a quite a low dip.

01:20:00.000 Ben Vereno's cool, but that's a dipper.

01:20:03.000 Dipperoo.

01:20:05.000 Oh my god.

01:20:06.000 Coming into your 33 in full savage mode.

01:20:09.000 That's a perfect example of what this guy's talking about.

01:20:11.000 He's a nerd.

01:20:12.000 He's an anime nerd.

01:20:15.000 Look at the gay eyes on this one. 1.00

01:20:18.000 Oh, my God.

01:20:22.000 Okay.

01:20:24.000 What's she got to say?

01:20:30.000 Can't we hear her?

01:20:35.000 Yeah, we figured that.

01:20:39.000 I'm a black king.

01:20:40.000 I'm a brown king, buddy.

01:20:42.000 I'm a dope.

01:20:42.000 I'm telling you, man, I'm a number one black king.

01:20:45.000 We was kings.

01:20:48.000 Indian blackface. 0.85

01:20:58.000 We got some people sending things in that we like.

01:21:02.000 Here's one of them.

01:21:05.000 What are your thoughts on the bird which is the bald eagle?

01:21:09.000 I think it's good.

01:21:13.000 I think it's good.

01:21:14.000 Very Nick Fuentes-esque.

01:21:16.000 Now, this one.

01:21:17.000 Drum roll, please.

01:21:24.000 Oh my god, it's big N. It's big N. I'm going to put guests. 1.00

01:21:29.000 Big N. Yes.

01:21:31.000 Oh, you said, what are you shouting about?

01:21:58.000 Listen, I know it's been a tough year.

01:22:00.000 It's been really, really hard for a lot of us.

01:22:02.000 But listen, don't let the past define the future.

01:22:05.000 Look forward.

01:22:06.000 Think about the bird that's in the bald eagle, okay?

01:22:09.000 God bless you guys.

01:22:11.000 Is it a pregnant bald eagle?

01:22:12.000 Go get him! 0.99

01:22:14.000 The bird that's in the bald eagle.

01:22:17.000 I'm guessing it's another bald eagle.

01:22:19.000 Sorry, I'm not sure.

01:22:20.000 Okay.

01:22:21.000 Oh, that's because he said your name.

01:22:23.000 I forgot you were there.

01:22:25.000 Alexa, what's the population of Ohio?

01:22:33.000 What a useless fucking bitch. 1.00

01:22:35.000 Computer, what's the population of Ohio?

01:22:39.000 According to the 2020 U.S. Census, the population of Ohio is 11.8 million people, which is a 2.3% increase over the 2010 years.

01:22:48.000 700 million and a computer, how many people died in America in 2020?

01:22:58.000 Here's something I found on the web.

01:23:00.000 According to Luffy.org, in 2020, approximately 3,358,814 resident deaths occurred in the United States.

01:23:12.000 44,838 deaths in final data for the previous year.

01:23:19.000 So a million more?

01:23:21.000 Alexa, how many Americans died in 2018?

01:23:29.000 I mean, computer, how many Americans died in 2019?

01:23:35.000 Here's something I found on reference.com.

01:23:38.000 More than 400,000 Americans died during World War II.

01:23:41.000 The vast majority of these casualties.

01:23:43.000 Computer, stop.

01:23:47.000 I got to really take some time aside and research exactly how many people died every year in America because remember we had that chart and it was going up 1.8% a year.

01:23:59.000 In other words, COVID did not affect the death rate this year at all.

01:24:05.000 It's hard to look up though because there's a lot of misinformation.

01:24:09.000 I'm misinformation.

01:24:11.000 Okay, last letter.

01:24:13.000 When will Gary be back?

01:24:14.000 Dear G-String and the worthless wonder, Tom McDonald here with another inquiry about the show.

01:24:19.000 When will either of you pay for an Uber so Gary can come back?

01:24:23.000 I get that the guy literally smells like the inside of a camel's pussy, but surely two smart men, one really, Can figure out something that works for transportation.

01:24:33.000 It always tickled me to play puppeteer to that empty-headed buffoon, and I would very much enjoy the opportunity to troll him some more.

01:24:40.000 Send my love to Camilla.

01:24:42.000 I'm beyond angry.

01:24:46.000 He's right.

01:24:47.000 We got to get Larry back.

01:24:48.000 We got to get Gary back.

01:24:52.000 All right, last.

01:24:53.000 Okay, this is the last one.

01:24:54.000 I lied.

01:24:55.000 Gavin and Rye, follow 215Man, M-A-N-N. 1.00

01:25:00.000 All one word.

01:25:01.000 It's even better than ShizMob or Mob Shiz. 0.88

01:25:04.000 It's a private account, so you'll have to get approved to see the post, but the guy seems to be on it pretty quick for approving people.

01:25:10.000 I like your new sunglasses, and Ryan is an okay guitar player.

01:25:14.000 Hey, you go.

01:25:16.000 Look that up.

01:25:16.000 215Man2Ns.

01:25:19.000 215Man.

01:25:21.000 Oh, he's got a lot of followers.

01:25:24.000 Okay, let's get to the final video.

01:25:26.000 Let's.

01:25:42.000 Is that the same guy who does the mailbag song?

01:25:45.000 I believe it's a different person.

01:25:47.000 Well, you should know that.

01:25:48.000 Aren't you hooked up with the music of the show?

01:25:54.000 Hey, Ryan?

01:25:55.000 I'm looking it up right now.

01:25:58.000 Sounds like a similar voice.

01:26:00.000 He's got a very soothing voice.

01:26:01.000 Ryan, shut up.

01:26:03.000 You don't have a daddy. 0.74

01:26:05.000 Daddy better wait when he better than them with me. 0.74

01:26:09.000 Okay, so this is an oldie but a goodie.

01:26:12.000 We're going deep into the vaults for this.

01:26:15.000 Some Indian chick, Marlon Brando, was supposed to get an award.

01:26:17.000 He sent out an Indian. 1.00

01:26:18.000 I remember hearing this story a million times, but I've never actually seen the footage or I've listened to the dancing.

01:26:29.000 That he very regretfully cannot accept.

01:26:33.000 Look, I know a lot of Indians, and there's a lot going on with that face that I'm not feeling. 1.00

01:26:43.000 I think this might be crazy maximum 25% Indian. 1.00

01:26:49.000 But that schnaz, it's Jewish, it's white, it's Italian. 0.93

01:26:57.000 I'm calling bullshit on this.

01:26:59.000 What's her name?

01:26:59.000 Go back to the beginning?

01:27:05.000 Justine Littlefeather?

01:27:07.000 Justine Little.

01:27:09.000 All one word little.

01:27:10.000 Wait, no.

01:27:11.000 Oh, Chachine. 1.00

01:27:12.000 Sachine.

01:27:13.000 Sachine Littlefeather. 0.95

01:27:15.000 Sachine Littlefeather. 0.95

01:27:17.000 She's an activist. 0.55

01:27:18.000 Oh, her name's Mary Louise Cruz. 0.98

01:27:23.000 Oh.

01:27:25.000 That is very disappointing.

01:27:27.000 She who disappoints.

01:27:28.000 Her mother was a leather stamper from Phoenix, Arizona, of French, German, and Dutch descent.

01:27:34.000 Her mother and two sisters were subject to their father's rage and bearings.

01:27:38.000 Her father, Manuel Ibera Cruz, was born in the desert and was from the White Mountain Apache and Yaque tribes.

01:27:46.000 Well, why is he Cruz then?

01:27:51.000 The couple moved to California while her mother was pregnant.

01:27:53.000 Mixed-race couples were illegal in Arizona at the time.

01:27:55.000 They opened up their own business, Cruz Saddlery.

01:27:58.000 So it's looking like her dad was 100% or half, right?

01:28:05.000 So her dad was half, which means that she's a quarter. 0.92

01:28:11.000 That he very regretfully cannot accept this very generous award.

01:28:18.000 And the reasons for this being are the treatment of American Indians today by the film industry.

01:28:27.000 Excuse me.

01:28:34.000 So this assumes that cowboys get killed less than Indians in Westerns, which that's a pretty big assumption, and you should probably have some numbers to back it up, just like Oscars so white. 0.89

01:28:49.000 We looked into it and discovered that about 14% of the Oscars go to blacks, which is perfectly proportional to the population, Peter Piper. 0.92

01:28:58.000 So can you just tell us that like out of the 20 most popular Westerns, over 300,000 Indians were killed and six cowboys?

01:29:08.000 Wouldn't that go along with the fact that don't they have a gripe about how their people were killed by cowboys?

01:29:15.000 So wouldn't that be a good point.

01:29:18.000 If they weren't getting killed by cowboys, then they would have no complaints.

01:29:24.000 So he was what's elected, eligible, nominated.

01:29:31.000 That's it.

01:29:32.000 Fuck my brain today.

01:29:34.000 For Vito Carleon.

01:29:36.000 Yes.

01:29:37.000 But her name isn't Sachin Littlefeather.

01:29:39.000 I'm Apache, she said.

01:29:42.000 Okay, let's go back up to your dad.

01:29:44.000 Your dad was White Mountain Apache.

01:29:47.000 Okay.

01:29:51.000 Moore escorted Little Feather offstage.

01:29:54.000 People were critical of her.

01:29:56.000 She read to journalists that Brando had prepared to publish the text the next day.

01:30:01.000 Before she announced, Raquel Welch said, I hope the winner doesn't have a cause.

01:30:05.000 And he remarked, blah, blah, blah.

01:30:07.000 Michael Caine criticized Brando for letting some poor little Indian girl take the booze instead of standing up and doing it himself.

01:30:14.000 The audience was divided.

01:30:17.000 She claimed she was blacklisted by the Hollywood community.

01:30:20.000 I didn't know she was an actress. 0.97

01:30:22.000 Media reports published several falsehoods, such as that she was not Native American or had rented the outfit for the occasion.

01:30:28.000 She has said that the federal government encouraged the blacklisting in order to abate Native American activism after Wounded Knee.

01:30:35.000 Oh, and then she did a musical number, too.

01:30:37.000 Wounded Knee was a million years ago.

01:30:39.000 I guess there was two Wounded Knees.

01:30:40.000 Am I stupid?

01:30:47.000 Yeah.

01:30:47.000 Cher was not...

01:30:48.000 Cher was like Syrian, Iranian.

01:30:51.000 She's 0%. 0.57

01:30:54.000 So what was the new wounded knee?

01:30:58.000 There was the 1890 wounded knee.

01:31:01.000 Are they still talking about?

01:31:02.000 Oh, there was a 1973 incident at the same location, also known as the Second Wounded Knee, when approximately 200 Oglala Lakota, sometimes called Aglala Sioux, seized and occupied the town of Wounded Knee,

01:31:18.000 South Dakota, on the Pymage Reservation.

01:31:21.000 Is this when Leonard Pelche was killed?

01:31:24.000 No.

01:31:35.000 I think Leonard Pelchier was involved in that.

01:31:38.000 Leonard Pelchier.

01:31:40.000 Anyway, go back to her speech. 0.97

01:31:44.000 And on television, in movie reruns, and also with recent happenings at Wounded Knee, I beg at this time that I have not intruded upon this evening and that we will, in the future,

01:32:00.000 our hearts and our understandings will meet with love and generosity.

01:32:06.000 Thank you on behalf of Marlon Brando.

01:32:13.000 This was another ceremony.

01:32:16.000 I don't know if I should present this award on behalf of all the cowboys shot and all the John Ford Westerns over the years.

01:32:27.000 That was beautiful.

01:32:28.000 You got to say your thing?

01:32:29.000 I got a thing to say.

01:32:30.000 I think that's very telling that that was the early 70s because we are back in that again.

01:32:36.000 There was the FLQ, the Quebeco, that wanted to separate.

01:32:39.000 There was the Weathermen who later, after serving their time, became allies of Obama and BLM.

01:32:46.000 That dude from the Weathermen, Barack Obama started his political career in his living room at a fundraiser.

01:32:51.000 Then we have that chick who got out recently and she became the secretary-treasurer of BLM.

01:32:56.000 Next thing you know, the owner of the main chick at BLM has a landing strip in her front yard, $4 million worth of real estate. 1.00

01:33:03.000 So these activists have been here before.

01:33:05.000 The difference between the late 60s, early 70s and their terrorism, where they killed people and don't sleep, there was lots of people killed in the past two years of these riots.

01:33:16.000 Our estimates are about 35, 40.

01:33:20.000 And those were similar body counts back then.

01:33:23.000 Like when the FLQ in Quebec bombed a building, they only killed one person.

01:33:26.000 The weathermen, I think, only killed about five.

01:33:29.000 They shot a Brinks security guard guy in the head.

01:33:31.000 That's the one who ended up being the BLM Secretary of Treasurer.

01:33:34.000 I think she was in the getaway car when the Brinks security guy was shot in the head.

01:33:38.000 They needed money for the revolution.

01:33:41.000 So similar body counts, exact same mentality.

01:33:44.000 The difference is this time they have social media, the internet, and they have the media on their side doing their PR work.

01:33:53.000 The Don LeMans, the Chris Cuomos.

01:33:56.000 So the cult's been here before, but this is the first time the cult has had a loudspeaker.

01:34:03.000 And so what do we do?

01:34:04.000 We scream back louder.

01:34:07.000 We have to be just as vocal as they are.

01:34:10.000 Sure, the incurious will gloss over it, but the curious need little nuggets.

01:34:14.000 They need that magic box with the key in it where we can smirk and go, we have a key to the lair.

01:34:21.000 So let's get the word out.

01:34:23.000 And the truth is, America is not racist.

01:34:25.000 America's not sexist, transphobic.

01:34:28.000 There are not more than two genders. 0.79

01:34:30.000 Everything you're being told is a lie.

01:34:33.000 The West is the best.

01:34:35.000 America has a lot to be proud of, and they should be celebrating, not self-flagellating.

01:34:41.000 So get fired.

01:34:42.000 Get in trouble.

01:34:43.000 Be brave.

01:34:44.000 And never stop fighting.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - November 08, 2021

S04E51 - BANKED EP

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