Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S04E52

00:01:18.000 Welcome back to a totally solo episode of Get Off My Lawn.

00:01:23.000 Ryan's wife couldn't keep her legs closed, and now she's got an aching pussy and a little preemie floating around the house.

00:01:30.000 I went there the other day, and if you check my getter, you can see pictures of this little baby, this little Buddha thing.

00:01:39.000 Very cute.

00:01:41.000 I was going to show you my phone, but the autofocus is off.

00:01:44.000 This show is going to suck.

00:01:46.000 It's going to be a complete mess.

00:01:48.000 It's going to be mostly just me chatting.

00:01:50.000 I guess what I'll do is I'll chat for a bit, and then I'll go sit down at Ryan's desk for things that need a, you know, visual aid.

00:02:00.000 I apologize in advance about my big boy hairdo.

00:02:03.000 When I say big boy, I mean the burger joint.

00:02:05.000 Is that what they were called?

00:02:09.000 Yeah, it's been a kooky time.

00:02:11.000 We went upstate.

00:02:12.000 We visited both dudes, Max and John, Bear Hill at Governor.

00:02:17.000 So we came with a good plan, actually.

00:02:20.000 I think it was this little kid, this new proud boy.

00:02:23.000 Oh, fuck that damn tile on my ass.

00:02:27.000 Two cars with three dudes in it, right?

00:02:29.000 We go up together, big meeting in Albany.

00:02:32.000 We hang out, get drunk, have a gay old time.

00:02:35.000 And then we keep drive.

00:02:36.000 We go to Applebee's, very ghetto Applebee's in Watertown.

00:02:42.000 And then I took the whole check, by the way, for all six guys.

00:02:45.000 It was $100.

00:02:48.000 When you get out of New York, things become very affordable.

00:02:51.000 That would be $3.20 in New York.

00:02:54.000 Anyway, then we split.

00:02:55.000 Oh, no, we drive sort of together.

00:02:57.000 We meet in Watertown.

00:02:58.000 We hang at the hotel.

00:02:59.000 But now it's like 3 in the morning.

00:03:02.000 By the time we get up there, we got to be up at 6.

00:03:04.000 They have to be up super early.

00:03:06.000 I won't bore you with the semantics, but the brilliant part was me and two other dudes visit Max.

00:03:13.000 Three dudes visit John.

00:03:15.000 Then we crisscross.

00:03:17.000 So they get two visits in one day, an hour apart.

00:03:20.000 And the COs were like, I've never seen this before.

00:03:22.000 The COs are shocked at how well Proud Boys are treated in prison as far as visits and sending them shit and their commissary and everything.

00:03:32.000 In fact, I've heard through the grapevine that some other Hell's Angel or someone was asked, how's it going in here?

00:03:37.000 Are these guys reaching out to you?

00:03:38.000 And they're like, no.

00:03:40.000 Same with the mob.

00:03:41.000 No, no one cares about us.

00:03:43.000 And the counselor said, well, it seems like Proud Boys are the only ones that anyone cares about in here.

00:03:50.000 That was another scoop I got off of them was all the COs like them.

00:03:54.000 The COs hate Trump.

00:03:56.000 There's a real Republican bond now with these mandates.

00:04:01.000 I noticed that they were real friendly with me about the mask.

00:04:04.000 I wasn't wearing it when I checked in and had my presents and stuff.

00:04:09.000 Max had a real list, so we got Max like 35 pounds of food.

00:04:12.000 That's the limit, basically a pound a day.

00:04:15.000 And then John only asked for cigarettes, and I had leftover avocados, so I brought John $300 worth of cigarettes and then six avocados.

00:04:23.000 But the way it works for them is, as we explained before, they're in a really, really, really shitty cruise.

00:04:29.000 And it's a big room about the size of the studio, which I've shown you before, like the size of two classrooms, we'll say.

00:04:36.000 Divided into four and then 10 cubicles per thing, basically 40 guys.

00:04:42.000 And Max and John are both doing really well because they don't do drugs.

00:04:47.000 They keep to themselves.

00:04:49.000 And they're not looking to get involved in any of your money.

00:04:52.000 I think the big conflict there, it's both black, and it's Muslims and bloods.

00:04:57.000 And when they say Muslims, they mean black dudes, you know, like Nation of Islam, Brother Farrakhan.

00:05:02.000 They don't mean like Al-Akbar, like it is in Britain.

00:05:06.000 Those guys are going at each other's throats, selling drugs.

00:05:08.000 Apparently the big drug there is K2.

00:05:12.000 It's sprayed on letters, and then you get the letter and you cut it up into little pieces, and then you sell those pieces, and you can smoke them and get a buzz.

00:05:20.000 Prisons have caught on, so now the prisons are photocopying your letter and then giving it to them.

00:05:27.000 By the way, when you're writing Max and John, the return address is often cropped.

00:05:31.000 You know what you should do if you're writing those guys?

00:05:33.000 Write your return address in the center of the letter.

00:05:36.000 Circle that and then write around it.

00:05:43.000 And so people are sending in like pads of paper with K2 on one of the pages.

00:05:48.000 It seems like more work than it's worth to me.

00:05:50.000 Like, why bother?

00:05:51.000 Just get through your time.

00:05:52.000 Maddie told me he did cocaine once in prison, and he's sitting there high on his bunk just going, why did I do this?

00:06:00.000 We'll talk about that.

00:06:01.000 We'll try to do a live show on Thursday.

00:06:02.000 I'm not sure how that will work out, but we'll definitely try.

00:06:05.000 Just like this is a try.

00:06:06.000 I'm alone in the studio here.

00:06:08.000 It's very scary.

00:06:09.000 I saw Halloween just four days ago, so I'm especially sensitive.

00:06:15.000 But yeah, I had an idea to help one of them escape.

00:06:20.000 Here's the thing.

00:06:22.000 You're not really escaping.

00:06:23.000 You're switching.

00:06:24.000 So say you have an identical twin in prison, right?

00:06:28.000 You put on a fake beard.

00:06:30.000 You wear this shirt, but underneath this shirt is a purple polo.

00:06:35.000 The pants.

00:06:38.000 It's going to be kind of tough to get prison pants.

00:06:40.000 I'll have to work that.

00:06:40.000 That's kind of a hole in the plot so far.

00:06:42.000 But say you have prison pants on, right?

00:06:44.000 You walk in, beard, this, your twin brother Max there.

00:06:47.000 You got glasses on, a hat.

00:06:50.000 There's certain places in the meeting, and certain times, like when it gets closer to 1 or 2 p.m., the guards aren't staring that much.

00:06:57.000 You could switch places with the guy.

00:07:00.000 So what you do with your beard is you're like this, you know, you're slowly peeling it off.

00:07:05.000 Slide it over to him.

00:07:06.000 He puts it on.

00:07:08.000 And then you take off your shirt because you're hot.

00:07:11.000 Although they're going to see that you're wearing the same shirt as Max.

00:07:14.000 This plan isn't perfect.

00:07:16.000 Anyway, you send him the beard and the shirt, and you switch places with him.

00:07:20.000 And I know that sounds crazy.

00:07:22.000 Say it was an exam at college.

00:07:25.000 You wouldn't be able to do that.

00:07:26.000 But you're moving around.

00:07:27.000 I'm buying them burgers and Doritos and stuff.

00:07:30.000 So I'm getting up.

00:07:31.000 I'm walking up to them.

00:07:32.000 Anytime I hand them Doritos, I could be handing them a knife, a gun, drugs.

00:07:38.000 So anyway, you give your twin brother your disguise and you switch seats with him.

00:07:45.000 Maddie told me about dudes, homos who come visit, they get blowjobs, chicks are blowing dudes.

00:07:50.000 It's not common, it's not easy, but it happens.

00:07:52.000 So if you can blow your boyfriend, then I'm sure you can switch places with the guy as far as the seats go.

00:07:58.000 So now I'm Max's twin brother.

00:08:00.000 I'm sitting in his seat, dressed as him.

00:08:04.000 And then me, this brother Joe, gets up and just walks out of the prison.

00:08:09.000 I have to go take his place.

00:08:11.000 Now, some ex-cons told me that's a stupid plan because once I went back into the prison as Max, again, I'm his twin brother.

00:08:19.000 I look exactly the same.

00:08:20.000 I wouldn't be able to navigate where my cell is.

00:08:22.000 But then I would just say I hit my head and I'm dizzy and I'd faint.

00:08:25.000 And then they'd take me to the doctor and I'd say, I don't know what happened.

00:08:27.000 I don't know where I am.

00:08:29.000 I have amnesia.

00:08:32.000 And I know someone's still in jail, but it's half a sentence now.

00:08:37.000 Now I'm doing two years.

00:08:38.000 He did two.

00:08:38.000 I did two.

00:08:39.000 And if it was your twin brother, you'd want to do two.

00:08:41.000 There is one problem, though.

00:08:42.000 When you leave the jail, they scan your hand for a black light stamp that looks impossible to forge because you don't get to see it.

00:08:48.000 And you can't see it.

00:08:49.000 It's black light.

00:08:50.000 Maybe that's why they do that.

00:08:52.000 So that's pretty smart.

00:08:55.000 But yeah, no one's escaping from that fucking place.

00:08:57.000 It's amazing how razor wire is effective.

00:08:59.000 One of the guys we went down with, I go, he's younger.

00:09:02.000 I go, what lesson did you derive from these visits?

00:09:05.000 And he said that white jail is good for white people and it's bad for blacks.

00:09:11.000 Basically systemic racism.

00:09:13.000 It's like, no, dude, you're calling them white because of their behavior.

00:09:18.000 It's their behavior that leaves them safe.

00:09:20.000 They don't do drugs.

00:09:21.000 They don't try to take any of your money.

00:09:24.000 They keep to themselves.

00:09:26.000 And both John and Max have made it very clear that they're not victims.

00:09:30.000 In fact, they're both coincidentally the inmate liaison committee presidents.

00:09:37.000 In John's case, he just like took it over because he was the best at it.

00:09:40.000 And people say, can you handle this?

00:09:41.000 And so he negotiates things for them.

00:09:43.000 Like, for example, they're on pause right now, meaning they can't do any activities.

00:09:48.000 They can't do any classes.

00:09:49.000 They can't do anything because the Delta variant has made it there, whatever that fucking means.

00:09:56.000 So John managed to negotiate them getting late nights.

00:10:00.000 They don't have to have lights out at 11.

00:10:02.000 Although, because there's no justice or logic there, if a CEO comes to work and he's tired, which they often are because the mandate is leaving them understaffed, so a 24-hour shift is not unusual.

00:10:15.000 They'll just go, lights out early tonight, boys.

00:10:18.000 What?

00:10:18.000 We negotiated.

00:10:19.000 No, you didn't.

00:10:21.000 Turns out all the lights.

00:10:22.000 He puts his hat over his face and he has a nice nap because he's on hour 15 of his previous shift, the CEO.

00:10:31.000 I also learned that prisoners are, they're trying to get them to get vaccinated.

00:10:35.000 So they've offered them, ready for this, $10 of McDonald's.

00:10:41.000 If you just get vaccinated.

00:10:43.000 And McDonald's is a half hour drive away from the prison.

00:10:47.000 So you give your order.

00:10:50.000 They'll be back an hour later with your freezing cold shitty fries.

00:10:53.000 I mean, the cafeteria food is bad, but it's not as bad as cold McDonald's.

00:10:58.000 And we're bringing them yummy shit.

00:11:00.000 Sometimes their parents and friends are shipping them stuff, too.

00:11:02.000 There's a lot of stuff you can ship down if it's under 35 pound total and I think 200 cigarettes a month.

00:11:10.000 No, not 200.

00:11:11.000 10, 20.

00:11:12.000 I think about 20 cigarettes a month.

00:11:15.000 But something really freaky is going on there that I wish Tucker Carlson Originals could do or 60 Minutes.

00:11:22.000 While they're all bitching about January 6th, how about some prisoners right stuff?

00:11:25.000 Like Bear Hill is at something like 50% capacity and governor is even less.

00:11:34.000 I think Bear Hill has room for 900 inmates and there's 400 there.

00:11:43.000 So this is bad for the prisons because every prisoner that's there is money for them, right?

00:11:48.000 They're customers, basically.

00:11:50.000 And when these guys bust their ass, they get out early and it's great that I got that free labor for a year and a half.

00:11:58.000 That's how long you have to work to get six months off.

00:12:02.000 It's great that I got all that free labor, but now I lose a customer six months early and I'm out of money.

00:12:07.000 So what could we do that's ideal?

00:12:09.000 I know.

00:12:10.000 Let's make them fuck up and lose their six months.

00:12:14.000 Okay, so if they get in a fight, we'll kill their six months.

00:12:17.000 Yeah, but they tend not to fight.

00:12:20.000 They tend to be pretty well behaved.

00:12:21.000 The kind of person who takes, who volunteers to work at the cafeteria for a year and a half or pick up cigarette butts as John does or teach an electrician's class as Max did, that kind of person's not going to be just like randomly beating the shit out of someone.

00:12:35.000 There's a lot of people there that are just nuts.

00:12:37.000 Like I'll get back to the year and a half thing in a second.

00:12:43.000 John told me about this Arab, this Muslim guy.

00:12:46.000 Well, actually, he said Muslim.

00:12:48.000 And I'm realizing now he meant like Nation of Islam, dude.

00:12:50.000 I was picturing like some London Muslim type of guy who was in there for a machete fight.

00:12:56.000 And he said, yeah, a Muslim came in here.

00:12:58.000 He was nuts.

00:12:59.000 And he would Borrow your pussy, your porn book.

00:13:03.000 The other word they have down there for pictures is click-click.

00:13:06.000 That's when you pose by that thing with all your jewelry and stuff, and you're like, yo, that's called a click-click.

00:13:13.000 Not less syllables than picture, but okay, click-click, click-click it is.

00:13:18.000 But this guy would steal your pussy, which is your porno mag.

00:13:20.000 If you're going to get pussy, that means I'm going to go beat off with my porno mag.

00:13:24.000 So you borrow someone's porno mag, which is a big deal.

00:13:28.000 A lot of these prisons have outlawed porn, but they've grandfathered in old Playboys and stuff.

00:13:33.000 So if you own a Playboy, often it's in a binder and like laminated.

00:13:37.000 Like each page is accounted for.

00:13:39.000 It's very serious.

00:13:40.000 It's a woman.

00:13:43.000 So he would borrow guys' pornos and then bring a chair into the bathroom stall and sit on a chair instead of the toilet and be there for four hours.

00:13:54.000 How do you jerk off for four hours?

00:13:56.000 You're poor dick.

00:13:57.000 And he would tear out pages and put them on the walls.

00:14:02.000 So they beat him with a sock mercilessly until he said, he looked like Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.

00:14:10.000 You know Humpty Dumpty's face after he fell.

00:14:12.000 That's how John talks.

00:14:13.000 That's what he looked like.

00:14:15.000 He had a Humpty Dumpty face.

00:14:18.000 And the guy keeps pushing it.

00:14:19.000 Then he says he's going to attack the bloods.

00:14:21.000 And he's so dumb, he confesses.

00:14:24.000 So sitting right in front of John, he gets his face slit open.

00:14:27.000 Blood everywhere.

00:14:29.000 So this guy is not a bad egg.

00:14:33.000 He's a psychopath.

00:14:35.000 He's stealing someone's porn.

00:14:37.000 That's like, I don't know, going to a billiards competition and just stealing people's polls.

00:14:43.000 Like, you just don't do that.

00:14:45.000 It's unheard of.

00:14:47.000 But he's doing it.

00:14:49.000 And got his face slit open.

00:14:51.000 And then I think he beat the shit out of a CO.

00:14:54.000 And they beat him within an inch of his life.

00:14:57.000 Had a pizza later.

00:14:58.000 What's with the pizza?

00:14:59.000 That's what we get when we kill an inmate.

00:15:01.000 Okay, is he still alive?

00:15:02.000 He did live.

00:15:04.000 And on the way out, this Muslim went underneath everyone's mattress and stole their porno.

00:15:13.000 And then, you know, brought it out, left the building with it.

00:15:16.000 So the guy should be in a mental institution.

00:15:18.000 He should be in a human repair shop, as we discussed in the banked episode yesterday.

00:15:22.000 But that's the level of lunatic that's in there.

00:15:28.000 And Max and John just avoid those kind of guys.

00:15:29.000 And they're doing pretty well.

00:15:31.000 But they lost their six months.

00:15:32.000 They'll be doing the full four years, which means we got another year and a half to two, depending on if they can get out with some other sort of...

00:15:40.000 I think everyone gets out in like 80% of their time.

00:15:44.000 So they still have that bonus feature.

00:15:47.000 Anyway, to get back to this year and a half thing.

00:15:50.000 So what you do is you volunteer to do work and you do it for a year and a half and you get your six months off.

00:15:56.000 But guys like Max and John don't fight.

00:15:58.000 So they're not going to fuck up their year and a half.

00:16:00.000 They're not going to fuck up their six months.

00:16:01.000 They're walking on eggshells and they're following the rules.

00:16:04.000 So they go, well, let's just expand the rules.

00:16:08.000 So Max has got like two classes.

00:16:10.000 And it's hard when these guys explain things because it's a ship of fools, right?

00:16:14.000 So when they, the rules are all made up.

00:16:17.000 It's all like, okay, if you are in quadrant D, but you work this amount of time, then we'll move you up to this quadrant.

00:16:23.000 But then if someone else is in the shoe, then you get transferred.

00:16:26.000 And then after they explain this made up huge pile of rules, the next day they go, it's all changed because of COVID.

00:16:32.000 Everyone's back to cell block L. So poor Max is trying to explain to me.

00:16:37.000 He's like, I know this sounds crazy, but hear me out.

00:16:39.000 And then he explains it all.

00:16:40.000 And it's just like, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo.

00:16:42.000 So anyway, he's got two classes, and then he's had another class.

00:16:45.000 Then he shows up for his electricity class, but he has the wrong boots on.

00:16:48.000 They're like, wrong boots, you're fired.

00:16:50.000 You lost your six months.

00:16:52.000 What?

00:16:53.000 Now he had put in almost the full year and a half, which is why they wanted him to get lost because you get maximum free labor and then fuck them out of the six months and you get to count the customer till the end of his sentence.

00:17:05.000 John got in shit for drawing a proud boy and mailing it to me, Gavin McInnes, and he tried to deny.

00:17:14.000 He said, it's just black and yellow drawing and sent it to my friend, happens to be a guy involved.

00:17:18.000 And they're like, no, you lost your six months.

00:17:21.000 But the good news is, in a weird way, that you would have lost it anyway.

00:17:26.000 They were just, you could have tripped, you could have farted anything.

00:17:30.000 It's all so totally random.

00:17:32.000 And I said to them, I go, this is going to sound crazy, but it's good that the world became more clown world after you guys got incarcerated because you're not the only ones.

00:17:42.000 If it was just, say there's a pot charge, you're growing pot and you get five years in prison.

00:17:50.000 Day one in prison, you find out pot has been legalized and everyone is smoking pot and everything's fine.

00:17:55.000 You're there locked in jail.

00:17:57.000 So if the world became fair and just after Max and John were arrested, I'd imagine it would feel worse than it does now where everyone's getting thrown in jail.

00:18:04.000 That chick who said, I'm going to the Capitol, she just got 60 days.

00:18:09.000 That poor couple that's in that Patriot Purge thing on Tucker Carlson Originals on Fox Nation, the app.

00:18:14.000 I'm plugging it away here.

00:18:17.000 They got the feds going 200 miles from Anchorage to go arrest them for a laptop they don't have.

00:18:23.000 So the clown has kept ramping.

00:18:26.000 You're not alone, boys.

00:18:29.000 And it was intense visiting them, too, because, well, first of all, we're exhausted.

00:18:34.000 We slept three hours last night and pretty hungover, to be frank.

00:18:38.000 So you're kind of like, hey, you're in a bad mood.

00:18:41.000 And then they don't want to sound depressing because they want you to come back.

00:18:46.000 So they're like, hello, my baby.

00:18:47.000 Hello, my honey.

00:18:48.000 But they also want to be honest and say it sucks here.

00:18:50.000 And then you, as the visitor, you avoid things like with John, you don't talk about Zenoa or his kids because that's just going to kill the whole thing.

00:19:00.000 But both Max and John, I could tell they're trying to be entertaining because they want us back.

00:19:10.000 They want us to come back.

00:19:14.000 So that was a trip, literally.

00:19:16.000 And it takes all weekend.

00:19:18.000 It swallows up your whole weekend.

00:19:20.000 I got to go to the bathroom.

00:23:10.000 Sorry about that.

00:23:14.000 Stomach's a little upset.

00:23:16.000 Oh, Lord.

00:23:21.000 So, yeah, it was pretty fascinating, depressing.

00:23:26.000 I'm really glad we went, though.

00:23:28.000 Conrad Black was imprisoned for two years, three years, and Ezra Levant never visited him.

00:23:34.000 And he felt, he said, this is something I'll take to my grave.

00:23:36.000 A regret I'll always have.

00:23:38.000 But he visited Tommy Robinson a ton of times, mostly because he hated himself so much for neglecting to visit Conrad Black.

00:23:49.000 And I think it really makes a difference.

00:23:51.000 It breaks it up.

00:23:52.000 It shows them that we still care.

00:23:54.000 But god damn it, that fucking sentence.

00:23:57.000 Four years.

00:23:58.000 And then I thought, I had this great idea.

00:24:00.000 They're up there in the north, right?

00:24:02.000 Like, literally touching the Canadian border.

00:24:06.000 There was one point where we were by Ogdensburg Bridge.

00:24:08.000 If I'd made left, I would have been in Canada, which Lord knows with three problems in the car, what that would have done at the border.

00:24:15.000 But anyway, they're both getting up at the same time.

00:24:22.000 So we spent a lot of the drive just for fun planning a party when they get out.

00:24:27.000 So there's two sprinter vans we rent, right?

00:24:31.000 One's at Bear Hill, the other's at Governor.

00:24:33.000 They come out.

00:24:34.000 Big bottle of bourbon.

00:24:37.000 With gears, pouring beer everywhere drinking.

00:24:41.000 And then you don't want to drive all the seven hours back to New York.

00:24:44.000 By the time you get to New York, everyone's going to be bummed out.

00:24:46.000 So you just do the like one hour, one and a half hours on average for the two prisons to Starnac Lake.

00:24:53.000 Starnack Lake is right next to Lake Platts.

00:24:54.000 It's a big yumpy town.

00:24:55.000 It's like Woodstock.

00:24:58.000 Big hotel there for the skiers, right?

00:25:00.000 Hopefully it's not during ski season.

00:25:02.000 But we rent that hotel and then just party presses off.

00:25:06.000 We bring Zenoma and Max's girlfriend and they can have their lovemaking session.

00:25:11.000 I assume though, especially when it's been four years, you're going to kind of...

00:25:16.000 I don't know.

00:25:17.000 But when you like do your bang, it's going to be like 10 minutes.

00:25:20.000 Then you're going to want to like get out.

00:25:24.000 Maybe after 20 minutes?

00:25:25.000 Like we can do snuggle for two hours?

00:25:28.000 Just have sex.

00:25:28.000 It's not going to last very long.

00:25:30.000 And then snug.

00:25:30.000 And now we're good to go.

00:25:32.000 And you must want to try a steak.

00:25:34.000 So we'd give them a snug session.

00:25:37.000 And they could come meet us at whatever bar.

00:25:40.000 So we pieced it together and we made plans.

00:25:42.000 And we'd have to, like, not wear our colors and call it a dental convention or something.

00:25:50.000 And then I was talking to, you know, those in the know.

00:25:53.000 And they go, no, they.

00:25:55.000 After.

00:25:55.000 You understand when you're free from prison, you're not free from prison.

00:25:59.000 And that's something that really pisses me off.

00:26:01.000 You did the crime.

00:26:03.000 You did the time.

00:26:04.000 We're good.

00:26:05.000 No.

00:26:06.000 five years probation, they're both looking at.

00:26:09.000 That means you can't drink ever.

00:26:11.000 We'll test you for booze and drugs, and you have to be home at 9 p.m.

00:26:17.000 And then Max is telling me about all the guys that are in there who came home at 9:15 p.m.

00:26:21.000 No, you valid your probation one to three years.

00:26:25.000 We abuse.

00:26:26.000 The problem with the whole concept of prison justice is you have stupid bitches like Kim Kardashian that pushed Julius Jones or some guy who actually did rape and murder or George Floyd.

00:26:38.000 He's St. George when he dressed up as a con Ed dude or a water heater guy.

00:26:47.000 He's there with the clipboard, bursts into this woman's home with his gun pushed into her pregnant belly, pistol whips her, doesn't get any money and runs away and is caught for that and arrested, but he's still a saint.

00:26:59.000 So you have that at one end of the spectrum.

00:27:01.000 And not at one end of the spectrum, sorry, but when you talk about prisoners, people picture the 5% who genuinely belong in there.

00:27:08.000 And we forget about all these other human beings that are there for domestic abuse when they were not domestic abusing, violating a restraining order when it was actually the couple got back together, but they're technically violating a restraining order.

00:27:20.000 And even though she consensually invited him back into her home, you know, drugs, turf for drugs counts for drugs.

00:27:28.000 Gang fights for drugs counts for drugs.

00:27:31.000 I just keep coming back to 5%.

00:27:34.000 And we should be focusing on the 95 who don't belong in there and the amount of abuse they take.

00:27:41.000 After you're done your sentence, you're a bitch to the state for five years.

00:27:45.000 And you don't just have to not drink and do drugs and be home at nine, but you've got to do these dumb classes.

00:27:50.000 Remember the sheet work Maddie showed us where it's like, draw something that means a lot to you.

00:27:54.000 And he goes, I love my son and my motorcycle.

00:27:58.000 Okay, draw that.

00:27:59.000 I don't draw.

00:28:00.000 I don't know how to draw.

00:28:01.000 Well, do a stick man and a stick motorcycle.

00:28:03.000 Okay, is this managing my anger?

00:28:10.000 So I hope I'm not sounding too depressing, but there's a lot of things that you should do different if you end up in this situation.

00:28:20.000 One thing they should have done, and again, hindsight's 2020, but prosecuted Antifa.

00:28:27.000 They thought the whole fight was over because that's normal logical thinking, but we're not living in normal logical times.

00:28:32.000 So the police should have, Max and John should have said, we're pressing charges on those guys, those Antifa for attacking us.

00:28:38.000 At least now we have a brawl and there's two sides as opposed to this bullshit myth that it was a street gang.

00:28:46.000 It was roaming the streets looking for violence, looking to fuck people up.

00:28:53.000 So we did that.

00:28:54.000 And then I saw Ryan's baby.

00:28:56.000 You can see that on Getter.

00:28:57.000 Unbelievably cute.

00:28:58.000 I was worried about his big giant nose on a chick's face.

00:29:03.000 And the ultrasounds were not assaging my paranoia.

00:29:06.000 But then when it came out, what God has done is he's taken Ryan's disgusting clown nose.

00:29:12.000 He shrunk it into a cute girl size.

00:29:15.000 And then he took the upturned ski jump from the mom and added that.

00:29:20.000 So now it's not gross at all.

00:29:22.000 She looks like a cute little Buddha.

00:29:24.000 I'm surprised she got so much Asian in her.

00:29:26.000 Maybe her eyes are still puffy, but she does look like Buddha.

00:29:31.000 Anyway, you can dig this up.

00:29:34.000 Lots has happened since I last saw you.

00:29:36.000 I want to talk about it.

00:29:41.000 Basically, the big stories are James O'Keefe, Astral World, The Biden Diary, and the Rittenhouse Trial.

00:29:46.000 So I guess I'll just briefly sum up how I feel about all those, and then we'll jump over to the engineering booth and look at examples.

00:29:52.000 The big takeaway with Astral World and Travis Scott's concert is that he tempted fate.

00:29:59.000 He showed satanic imagery, and then people died.

00:30:03.000 What the fuck are we doing, folks?

00:30:05.000 Come on.

00:30:06.000 Travis Scott is a fucking idiot, obviously.

00:30:10.000 He makes garbage music.

00:30:11.000 His girlfriend, Kylie Jenner, who I think is the richest young person in history, is a vapid, silly, spoiled brat cow with fake lips who looks bizarre.

00:30:21.000 And they make garbage music, and it's just the same garbage music that kids have always been listening to.

00:30:26.000 Like, there's so many fucking patriot moms out there saying, look, he said, cross over to the other side.

00:30:33.000 Are we church ladies?

00:30:34.000 Are we really going to be condemning satanic imagery at a young person's concert?

00:30:40.000 Come on.

00:30:41.000 Now, trampling is an issue.

00:30:44.000 We've seen it happen.

00:30:45.000 And we've seen fucking back in the 70s, Mick Jagger saying, get back.

00:30:49.000 You're pushing people forward here.

00:30:51.000 Get back.

00:30:52.000 They should have a much better security system than that.

00:30:55.000 And there was people who jumped up on the stage and tried to warn them.

00:30:59.000 You'd think there'd be people dedicated to just this.

00:31:03.000 They'd have a camera from above the drummer, 80 feet high, pointing down, and they're just sitting there with joysticks, like monitoring the audience for anyone getting crushed.

00:31:14.000 That should be a law.

00:31:17.000 But they didn't do that.

00:31:18.000 He missed it, and eight people died.

00:31:20.000 I think it's up to nine now.

00:31:22.000 But stop with the satanic imagery.

00:31:25.000 Come on.

00:31:26.000 Who gives a shit?

00:31:28.000 That is so fucking church lady.

00:31:31.000 Are we also going to condemn Black Sabbath, Ozzy Osborne, Alice Cooper, Iron Maiden, Judas Priest?

00:31:38.000 Are they all evil?

00:31:39.000 Are they all asking for people in their audience to die?

00:31:42.000 It's kind of embarrassing.

00:31:44.000 Although I was watching Black Sabbath the other night, a documentary about them that's very recent, so it's mostly them as oldies.

00:31:51.000 And I was like, this is a Christian band.

00:31:56.000 I talked to it a long time ago with Satan laughing, spreads his wings.

00:31:59.000 Tell that to atheism is unstoppable.

00:32:01.000 Satan's laughing, spreading his wings.

00:32:05.000 And Devin would go, okay, what would you like me to do?

00:32:08.000 I don't fucking care.

00:32:09.000 He doesn't exist.

00:32:10.000 So you could say Jason's laughing and Freddie's laughing too, and Mike Myers is laughing.

00:32:14.000 Ooh.

00:32:16.000 But if you're scared of Satan laughing, spreading his wings, if that's an ominous image to you, then you're Christian.

00:32:23.000 So in that sense, Black Sabbath are a Christian band because they say that Satan is like it's the scariest thing in the world.

00:32:28.000 They also have crosses on the Stage, but they're not upside down.

00:32:31.000 They're normal crosses.

00:32:33.000 And Ozzy ends the shows.

00:32:35.000 This is now, I'm talking 2021.

00:32:37.000 But he ends the shows with after every song, he's like, God bless you all.

00:32:40.000 God bless you.

00:32:43.000 Seems pretty Christian to me.

00:32:45.000 But anyway, we're not going to get into censoring art because we think it summons Satan.

00:32:51.000 Although, there is one weird thing with this fucking, and it's mentioned very briefly in articles.

00:32:59.000 Something like a security guard getting injected in the neck and then being drowsy and falling asleep.

00:33:05.000 Is this a thing now?

00:33:06.000 People are carrying around syringes of, I don't know, Xanax, fucking heroin, what?

00:33:11.000 Opioids?

00:33:14.000 How do you, you pack that?

00:33:16.000 That's pretty premeditated.

00:33:18.000 That's pretty dark.

00:33:20.000 It's like we always said about Rohibnal.

00:33:21.000 It's one thing to be a rapist, but to like buy the pills on Tuesday planning for a Friday rape is so premeditated.

00:33:28.000 It's spooky.

00:33:30.000 By the way, Spooky's back now in Scotland.

00:33:32.000 They've allowed it.

00:33:34.000 So I'm not jumping aboard the Travis Scott Summon the Devil.

00:33:38.000 I don't think he has the IQ to summon the devil.

00:33:41.000 The James O'Keefe thing.

00:33:44.000 So the story there, right, we all know it.

00:33:46.000 Hunter Biden, sorry, Joe Biden's daughter left her diary somewhere.

00:33:50.000 They gave it to James O'Keefe.

00:33:52.000 He couldn't confirm its authenticity.

00:33:54.000 So he said, I don't want this.

00:33:55.000 He called law enforcement and said, get this away from me.

00:33:58.000 I can't validate it, so I don't want to get arrested.

00:34:00.000 I don't want the FBI storming my thing.

00:34:02.000 Then somehow it became validated.

00:34:04.000 I'm not sure how.

00:34:04.000 Maybe it was the FBI's sudden interest.

00:34:07.000 And they stormed his apartment in Westchester and ransacked his place.

00:34:16.000 And it's weird because sometimes I talk to people, even MAGA people, and they go, ah, fuck him.

00:34:20.000 He gets all these low-level people.

00:34:22.000 Like, I don't get, and I've never got the backlash towards James O'Keefe.

00:34:28.000 All these lies about he edits videos and he tried to rape a girl at CNN and all.

00:34:32.000 It's all verifiably false.

00:34:35.000 Very easy to disprove.

00:34:36.000 All of these rumors about him.

00:34:37.000 And even the thing about he gets low-level people.

00:34:40.000 He tells us what's going on.

00:34:43.000 Like, okay, he didn't take down President fucking Obama.

00:34:46.000 He did get rid of Acorn.

00:34:48.000 He's suing the New York Times for a million dollars.

00:34:50.000 Remember, we were all going to Deplorable and he found out that for J-20, Antifa was trying to derail a train and also gas the event we were going to?

00:34:59.000 Thank you for that.

00:35:00.000 I count that as results.

00:35:03.000 As Ian Mackay says in Minor Threat, what the fuck have you done?

00:35:11.000 So it's a very Stalinist kind of a North Korean thing to have James O'Keefe's apartment ransacked, but it's good news for Max and John because it says, guys, people, the FBI is even worse than when you were arrested.

00:35:24.000 Even more inept.

00:35:25.000 Oh, that was another thing, too, that drove me nuts.

00:35:30.000 So I think I told this story wrong the first time, but Max was interrogated by the authorities there because he had bought about five sewing kits.

00:35:42.000 And he bought five because they all carry just a little bit of black and then a bunch of other colors he doesn't want.

00:35:47.000 And he needed the dark colors, maybe it was dark green for his pants because he keeps ripping them, doing squats, lifting weights.

00:35:52.000 And then he gets a bunch of hair ties, right?

00:35:55.000 I told you this.

00:35:55.000 And they go, hmm.

00:35:56.000 He was using the hair ties to preserve food, by the way.

00:35:59.000 He's got like 50 hair ties and 12 sewing kits.

00:36:02.000 What kind of weird MacGyver thing is he using to escape?

00:36:05.000 So they're interrogating him.

00:36:06.000 And then someone comes in and he goes, that's the guy that fought Antifa.

00:36:08.000 And they're like, oh, shit.

00:36:10.000 We fucking hate Antifa.

00:36:11.000 Okay, you're free to go.

00:36:14.000 It's kind of weird, too, because it shows preferential treatment in a bizarre bullshit interrogation, which was already ridiculous.

00:36:22.000 So it's like he got out ridiculous.

00:36:26.000 But then John has a different story where he gets pulled in and they go, this was before Jan 6.

00:36:33.000 And they go, when's the next meeting?

00:36:36.000 He's like, what meeting?

00:36:37.000 Like, what chapter?

00:36:38.000 What are you talking about?

00:36:39.000 I'm in prison.

00:36:40.000 Look around you.

00:36:41.000 I'm in prison.

00:36:42.000 And then after Jan 6, they bring him back in again.

00:36:45.000 And they go, look.

00:36:47.000 And they're doing the lamest good cop, bad cop thing.

00:36:50.000 Like, do you need anything?

00:36:52.000 You need anything?

00:36:54.000 Like, food?

00:36:54.000 What about McDonald's?

00:36:55.000 Pizza?

00:36:56.000 You need a pizza?

00:36:57.000 A pizza?

00:36:58.000 They're trying to bribe him and make him snitch for $8 of food.

00:37:04.000 And it made me think, with all due respect to the women who created us and put us here in these chairs and your mommy, but all due respect to moms everywhere.

00:37:15.000 It's kind of like your mom became a top investigator at the FBI.

00:37:19.000 And she's like, oh, my, here we go.

00:37:21.000 All right.

00:37:21.000 And then she watched a few episodes of Law and Order.

00:37:23.000 And you have to offer them something.

00:37:25.000 You've got to give them like a pizza or something.

00:37:29.000 And not even a nice bed.

00:37:31.000 Like, it'd be one thing if you might be tempted to snitch if they said you get your own room like Al Capone.

00:37:35.000 Remember, I saw his room at Eastern State Penitentiary.

00:37:38.000 It was beautiful.

00:37:39.000 It looked like a little antique fucking gramophone, big comfy chair.

00:37:43.000 Like you had a nice little spot.

00:37:46.000 So he goes, John goes, the only thing I really need is to get the fuck out of here.

00:37:52.000 And he goes, well, we can't do that, but maybe we can help you with something else.

00:37:55.000 And again, these offers were like a clementine, a bowl of mint chocolate chip ice cream.

00:38:00.000 This is nothing, nothing better than that.

00:38:03.000 So no.

00:38:04.000 Sorry.

00:38:07.000 And they say, look, we know that you've been corresponding with various Proud Boys, which is just, that's just bullshit.

00:38:13.000 It just means people who are writing you letters happen to have some sort of tangential relationship to the club.

00:38:18.000 That's how they know who you are.

00:38:20.000 What are you guys planning?

00:38:21.000 Do they ask you permission?

00:38:24.000 Does Gavin clear all big actions with you?

00:38:29.000 And he's like, John goes, okay, so let's just plan.

00:38:35.000 Let's just expand this.

00:38:36.000 Let's really get down to what you're asking me here.

00:38:40.000 I get a letter from a Prabhu.

00:38:43.000 It says, should we storm the Capitol?

00:38:44.000 What do you think?

00:38:45.000 We're going to go at three, push through the gates, smash some windows, and maybe steal Nancy Pelosi's laptop and a podium and then get the fuck out of there.

00:38:56.000 What do you think?

00:38:58.000 Yes.

00:38:59.000 Sounds like a great Idea.

00:39:00.000 Best of luck.

00:39:01.000 Make sure you don't get arrested.

00:39:03.000 Cover your face.

00:39:04.000 Leave your cell phones.

00:39:05.000 Like, what is in the letters?

00:39:07.000 And when he's telling me this, I'm like, Has anyone ever done that?

00:39:10.000 Ever?

00:39:11.000 Has anyone ever wrote a letter to the head of the bloods going, yo, these crips are getting out of control?

00:39:17.000 I think we should whack Jerry O'Terry.

00:39:19.000 He's the main guy who's really fucking pissing us off.

00:39:22.000 What do you think, boss?

00:39:24.000 Yep, ordoodle.

00:39:25.000 That's an absolute yes.

00:39:27.000 Whack the fucker.

00:39:30.000 Is it in code?

00:39:31.000 Hey, the crumples are really getting on my last nerve.

00:39:36.000 I sure wish those crispy crunch cereals, crips, would get the fuck out of my way.

00:39:42.000 Oh, yeah, I would say throw the crispy crunch cereal in the garbage.

00:39:49.000 I don't know, maybe with top, top gangs, El Chapo, maybe they call out things.

00:39:53.000 But if that gang is that level where El Chapo can just say, make it rain in the place where the thing happened, and then they go and kill a bunch of people on the south side of Chicago.

00:40:06.000 If you're that level, okay?

00:40:08.000 So you're fucking the godfather, right?

00:40:12.000 You're calling the shots with secret codes.

00:40:14.000 That same godfather is going to be swayed by some McDonald's and a pizza?

00:40:19.000 Talk about fucking amateur hour at the Apollo.

00:40:24.000 It's your mom.

00:40:25.000 Your mom is in the FBI.

00:40:29.000 So John just spells that out.

00:40:32.000 And the guy's like, and John goes, I can see you're getting, he talks like this.

00:40:36.000 I can see you're getting frustrated.

00:40:38.000 I'm getting very frustrated too.

00:40:40.000 I don't understand what you think I'm going to be telling you.

00:40:44.000 How does this work out in your world?

00:40:46.000 What is your world?

00:40:47.000 I don't understand a world where I'm this shot caller from prison telling people what to do.

00:40:56.000 Again, I've said this a million times, but when you're a young man, you look up at adults, you look up at the FBI, the CIA, prisons, teachers.

00:41:03.000 Everyone must know what they're doing.

00:41:06.000 They're geniuses.

00:41:07.000 They've been doing this for centuries.

00:41:09.000 It must be perfect by now.

00:41:11.000 If I ever get arrested, I'll just tell the truth that I'm innocent.

00:41:14.000 Or if I'm not innocent and I had a street fight, I will have to do the week in jail, in the local jail where I'll eat grilled cheeses.

00:41:22.000 And if I'm innocent, I'll appeal and then I'll get out.

00:41:26.000 The FBI will catch that bad guy.

00:41:28.000 He's a bad guy.

00:41:29.000 They'll chase him.

00:41:30.000 They'll coordinate his cell phone.

00:41:32.000 They'll catch the bad guy.

00:41:33.000 He'll go to jail.

00:41:34.000 No.

00:41:35.000 No.

00:41:36.000 It's a total, the ineptitude you see with your junior high friends in the cafeteria, that's prison structure.

00:41:44.000 That's the White House.

00:41:46.000 That's the judicial system.

00:41:48.000 Mess.

00:41:50.000 A total mess.

00:41:51.000 It's a junior high cafeteria from top to bottom.

00:41:54.000 Of course, there's some stalwarts, Mavericks, smart guys that can fix the system.

00:42:00.000 They're few and far between.

00:42:02.000 And they're up against that particular genre's fields deep swamp, like Donald Trump.

00:42:09.000 We had someone who was like, I'm going to clean up this mess.

00:42:11.000 It needs a free market overhaul.

00:42:14.000 Russian dossiers, they framed him with a bunch of bullshit.

00:42:22.000 So yeah, the Biden diary says that Joe Biden took inappropriate showers with his daughter.

00:42:28.000 From the daughter's mouth, these words come into her diary.

00:42:33.000 And the Biden administration, because we live in Venezuela, goes, just fucking get that diary, burn it, find everything else.

00:42:39.000 I thought someone on Glenn Beck's show, looks like a Kazakhstan guy, Slovak, he had a good point.

00:42:49.000 He goes, maybe the FBI doesn't give a shit about the diary.

00:42:52.000 Excuse me.

00:42:54.000 Maybe the CI doesn't give a shit about the diary and FBI.

00:42:58.000 And they just want to see what else James has.

00:43:01.000 He's been very embarrassing to the DNC for a very long time.

00:43:05.000 So let's just use this as an excuse to batten down the hatches, sorry, break down the door, and then just go through all his hard drives, all of Project Veritas' entire hard drives.

00:43:14.000 They just got flooded.

00:43:16.000 So there's plenty of sh, I don't know, they're in a state of flux.

00:43:19.000 Let's grab all his hard drives and just go through everything and see what they're working on.

00:43:24.000 Information is power.

00:43:26.000 That's a possibility, too.

00:43:29.000 Okay, the rest of the shit I have involves Ryan.

00:43:36.000 Right?

00:43:37.000 So why don't I just go over there and see what we can do.

00:43:46.000 Sound good?

00:43:47.000 Okay.

00:43:48.000 Interstitial playing, interstitial playing, interstitial playing.

00:44:07.000 This place is a shit hole.

00:44:10.000 I don't know why he has this big white, this big green space here.

00:44:15.000 He's got a laundry.

00:44:16.000 Look at this.

00:44:20.000 This is right next to his desk.

00:44:23.000 The laundry basket with my old falling down briefcase.

00:44:28.000 I'm throwing it out.

00:44:29.000 Every time I throw something out, he's like, no, no, no, hold on, hold on.

00:44:32.000 And he grabs it and a bunch of sweatshirts.

00:44:36.000 Part of a vacuum cleaner.

00:44:42.000 A shirt of mine.

00:44:44.000 And a laundry basket.

00:44:55.000 60 coat hangers.

00:45:02.000 All right.

00:45:04.000 Can you imagine if the races were reversed?

00:45:08.000 So, should we just jump right into Rittenhouse?

00:45:10.000 This has been a very exciting thing.

00:45:13.000 It sort of bonds well with Proud Boys because if you recall, when all this shit went down, Joe Biden called him a Proud Boy.

00:45:24.000 Remember the name?

00:45:34.000 Lick my ball.

00:45:36.000 Oh, look.

00:46:28.000 Hey man, uh I'm pushing like camera one, two, three, it's not changing anymore.

00:46:39.000 Um I'm pushing like camera one, two, three, four, it's not changing anymore.

00:46:59.000 Wait, that doesn't make sense, dude.

00:47:01.000 Uh this is so a plug came undone?

00:47:06.000 Are you sure I just didn't push a button?

00:47:08.000 That's weird?

00:47:24.000 I got a bad feeling about this.

00:47:28.000 Okay, seems to work.

00:47:30.000 Oh my gosh.

00:47:32.000 I feel like I'm a doad.

00:47:38.000 Crazy Dinesh thinks he's a dad.

00:47:45.000 Okay, bye.

00:47:45.000 You must miss work.

00:47:47.000 Poor guy.

00:47:55.000 Crazy me.

00:47:56.000 Thinks I'm a Dinesh.

00:47:59.000 Uh, okay.

00:48:00.000 So how do I get to...

00:48:02.000 Let me just.

00:48:05.000 Oops.

00:48:07.000 Oh my gosh.

00:48:11.000 Wait, now I can't not be Dinesh.

00:48:14.000 Okay, well, we'll just have to be Dinesh for a while.

00:48:18.000 In the interim, I gotta find the notes.

00:48:21.000 So don't you worry your pretty little head about any of this.

00:48:24.000 Here we go.

00:48:28.000 I'll have to be careful not to reveal anything else.

00:48:32.000 People's names and shit.

00:48:36.000 Okay, so Rittenhouse.

00:48:42.000 Yeah, don't forget the president called him a proud boy.

00:48:47.000 What am I doing here?

00:48:50.000 There's no other way to put it.

00:48:52.000 The president of the United States refused to disavow white supremacists on the debate stage last night.

00:48:59.000 So A, proud boys are white supremacists, the poor boys.

00:49:03.000 And B, Kyle Rittenhouse is one.

00:49:06.000 He isn't, but that's Joe Biden.

00:49:10.000 And more importantly, Joe Biden's entire staff.

00:49:19.000 The DNC, all of the people running his campaign, millions and billions of dollars.

00:49:25.000 I mean, this isn't just one doddering old man's take.

00:49:28.000 This is 50% of the country's take.

00:49:30.000 So that's why this written house section is so relevant.

00:49:36.000 Okay, let's start at the top.

00:49:38.000 Well, here's something I was thinking about.

00:49:43.000 So this was the guy, Gage Grossgretz.

00:49:49.000 I don't think you could possibly have a more white Northern European name than Gage Grossgretz.

00:49:55.000 The whitest man in the world is on the anti-white side.

00:50:00.000 But he was there.

00:50:02.000 He's got his new plugs in his ears.

00:50:04.000 And I thought something was really interesting about this.

00:50:09.000 So basically, we're going to find out that, and the whole case is over because he pointed his gun at Kyle before Kyle shot him.

00:50:16.000 And that's what America's founded on.

00:50:18.000 Don't shoot me in the face or I'll shoot you first.

00:50:21.000 But check this out.

00:50:23.000 You see his hat there, Mick?

00:50:25.000 I've seen him wear this hat in other shots when he's complaining.

00:50:29.000 Oh, that might be a better one there.

00:50:30.000 Parame.

00:50:32.000 He was wearing a hat that said paramedic.

00:50:36.000 That dude was.

00:50:38.000 So he's going around chasing people with his gun ready to kill Kyle with a paramedic hat on.

00:50:46.000 Now, isn't that the DNC in a nutshell?

00:50:49.000 Isn't that the left in a nutshell?

00:50:51.000 They are a wolf in sheep's clothing.

00:50:53.000 Hi, I'm here to help.

00:50:55.000 I'm here to teach your kids critical race theory.

00:50:57.000 It'll make them better.

00:50:58.000 No, I'm actually here to destroy them.

00:51:03.000 Is this it here?

00:51:04.000 Have we got it?

00:51:09.000 Do you hear anything?

00:51:10.000 Right hand.

00:51:11.000 Just want to speak a testimony about to give this man to be the truth, the whole truth, and for the truth to help you God.

00:51:16.000 I don't hear shit.

00:51:19.000 Hold on, let me get back to my letters.

00:51:23.000 Okay, so that's the paramedic hat.

00:51:25.000 Okay, so here's the ultimate turning point in the whole thing.

00:51:29.000 Camera.

00:51:37.000 How close do you think you are?

00:51:47.000 I assume you've seen this before.

00:51:48.000 It was all over the place, but it's just great to see the leftist narrative collapse.

00:51:53.000 So this is the beauty of the video era.

00:51:55.000 We have footage of you with your gun.

00:51:59.000 Why does it ryan up with a gun?

00:52:01.000 With your gun going and then getting shot.

00:52:07.000 And this guy with his fucking paramedic hat obviously wants the narrative to be different, but facts are facts.

00:52:13.000 And we're watching facts destroy the prosecution.

00:52:17.000 And when I say the prosecution, I mean the entire fucking liberal world.

00:52:22.000 You know what?

00:52:23.000 While we're here, let's get rid of this.

00:52:28.000 A dumb joke.

00:52:29.000 If it was five feet before, it would...

00:52:31.000 So.

00:52:32.000 So tell me if I've got the lay of the lantern.

00:52:37.000 At this point, you're holding a loaded chambered Glock 27 in your right hand.

00:52:42.000 Yes?

00:52:43.000 That is correct, yes.

00:52:45.000 You are advancing on Mr. Ritmouse, who is seated on his butt.

00:52:52.000 Right?

00:52:53.000 That is correct.

00:52:54.000 You're moving forward, and your right hand drops down with your gun.

00:53:01.000 Your hands are no longer up, and now the gun is pointed in the direction of Mr. Ritnouse.

00:53:06.000 Agreed?

00:53:09.000 I'll give you a picture.

00:53:10.000 Maybe that'll help.

00:53:14.000 Agreed?

00:53:15.000 I don't want it to be agreed because it's the end of everything.

00:53:19.000 Joe Biden has stakes in this.

00:53:22.000 Joe Biden said, not only is this guy guilty, but he represents half the country and half the country are white supremacists.

00:53:29.000 So I need this guy to be a murderer.

00:53:31.000 I gave a bicep for this.

00:53:42.000 What?

00:53:44.000 What's the next one?

00:53:46.000 By the way, particularly annoying thing about this trial is how un-tech savvy the defense was.

00:53:59.000 He's been marked as exhibits.

00:54:00.000 He's hacked it, that's what I was.

00:54:19.000 So, um, Mr. Did you hear the rumor to not the rumor, the fact that Antifa was recording jurists as they got out, jurors, jurors as they got out, and then the police caught them and they said, give me your phone, delete it.

00:54:34.000 Arrest them or declare a mistrial.

00:54:37.000 They're intimidating the jurors.

00:54:39.000 This is the fucking mob.

00:54:40.000 Yes.

00:54:41.000 It is the mob.

00:54:44.000 Italian mafia, Russian mafia, not that prevalent.

00:54:47.000 The left-wing woke mob, they're pretty common and they are pretty intimidating.

00:54:55.000 I'm gonna show you what has been marked as exhibit 67.

00:54:59.000 That's a photo of you, yes?

00:55:01.000 Yes.

00:55:02.000 Okay.

00:55:03.000 That's Mr. Rittenhouse?

00:55:05.000 Correct.

00:55:05.000 Okay.

00:55:06.000 Now, you degree your firearm is pointed...

00:55:12.000 Like, that's the most perfect picture in the world.

00:55:15.000 His bicep, you can see it there getting, as Gage says, vaporized.

00:55:21.000 And the gun is pointed at Kyle's head.

00:55:23.000 You know what no one ever talks about with this?

00:55:25.000 This incredible marksmanship.

00:55:27.000 Like, you're sitting on your ass and you beautifully take out two dudes who are trying to kill you and then blow off the arm of a guy who's got a gun pointed to your face.

00:55:38.000 The video game, he's getting a gold star.

00:55:41.000 I don't know about video game.

00:55:44.000 At Mr. Rittenhouse, correct?

00:55:48.000 Yes.

00:55:49.000 Okay.

00:55:51.000 And once your firearm is pointed at Mr. Rittenhouse, that's when he fires his gun.

00:55:57.000 Yes?

00:55:59.000 No.

00:56:00.000 Sir.

00:56:04.000 That's the whole trial right there.

00:56:07.000 Once you point your gun at him, that's when he shoots, right?

00:56:12.000 No.

00:56:14.000 Okay, we can watch the tape again.

00:56:16.000 And then Gage goes...

00:56:20.000 And that's when the prosecution does a face palm.

00:56:23.000 Let's just watch it one more time.

00:56:30.000 Yes?

00:56:32.000 No.

00:56:34.000 Sir, we...

00:56:35.000 Yes.

00:56:36.000 Okay.

00:56:38.000 And once your firearm is pointed at Mr. Rittenhouse, that's when he fires his gun.

00:56:45.000 And once your firearm is pointed at Mr. Rittenhouse, that's when he fires his gun.

00:56:52.000 No.

00:56:53.000 No?

00:56:54.000 I think the answer is yes, shithead.

00:56:56.000 Yes?

00:56:58.000 No.

00:57:00.000 Sir, look, I don't want to...

00:57:02.000 Does this look like right now your arm is being shot?

00:57:05.000 That looks like my bicep being vaporized, yes.

00:57:08.000 Okay.

00:57:09.000 And it's being vaporized as you're pointing your gun directly at him.

00:57:13.000 Yes?

00:57:14.000 Yes.

00:57:15.000 Okay, so...

00:57:17.000 That right there.

00:57:18.000 That yes is the end of the trial.

00:57:20.000 And in a way, the end of this narrative, I mean, it's not extinct, but this could be a very crucial domino in taking down the bullshit narrative that we saw Joe Biden push.

00:57:33.000 Trump's a white nationalist.

00:57:34.000 Here's proof.

00:57:35.000 It's a picture of Kyle Rittenhouse.

00:57:36.000 Oh, let me look into Kyle Rittenhouse.

00:57:38.000 Oh, he vaporizes people who try to kill him.

00:57:41.000 That's what America's founded on, you fucking geriatric Mr. Magoo.

00:57:48.000 When you were standing three to five feet from him with your arms up in the air, he never fired.

00:57:54.000 Right?

00:57:56.000 Correct.

00:57:56.000 It wasn't until you pointed your gun at him, advanced at him, with your gun, now your hand.

00:58:03.000 That stenographer is clearly on Adderall.

00:58:08.000 That's down, pointed at him.

00:58:10.000 Then he fired, right?

00:58:13.000 Correct.

00:58:17.000 I think she's autistic and then also on Adderall, which must be a trip.

00:58:21.000 I mean, when a normal, when one of us normies takes it, it's a wild ride.

00:58:26.000 But imagine you're already kind of too dialed in.

00:58:30.000 She's probably thinking about other stuff as her hands perfectly transcribe this trial.

00:58:47.000 He realizes the party is over.

00:58:49.000 And he feels great culpability, great guilt.

00:58:53.000 Because I'm the one who dismantled the narrative.

00:58:55.000 I tried.

00:58:56.000 I lied.

00:58:57.000 I said that I didn't point my gun, but you fucking had a bunch of pictures and videos, you dicks.

00:59:12.000 And now wait, how close do you think you are to the deck?

00:59:15.000 Oh, so that's the end of that.

00:59:17.000 Pretty exciting, huh?

00:59:20.000 I love it when a plan comes together, as they say, on a fucking day team.

00:59:30.000 Did I fuck up...

00:59:32.000 Where'd it go?

00:59:34.000 Oh, here we go.

00:59:34.000 It's mounting.

00:59:36.000 Loading.

00:59:38.000 Oh, this is sort of the same thing we just saw, but I like to see law nerds.

00:59:44.000 So we got like Rela Clau Law, Legal Bites, Legal Whatever, and Viva Fry, who's, I think he's a Montrealer, but he's a big like pick apart a trial thing.

00:59:54.000 So you just saw my reaction.

00:59:55.000 I'm a moron, but here's people who know what they're talking about reacting.

01:00:01.000 It wasn't until you pointed your gun at him, advanced on him, your gun, now your hands down, pointed at him, that he fired, right?

01:00:12.000 Crap.

01:00:13.000 Oh, shit!

01:00:13.000 That's it!

01:00:15.000 That's it!

01:00:16.000 Directed verdict!

01:00:17.000 Directed verdict on all the murder charges.

01:00:20.000 Kyle knows.

01:00:22.000 Directed verdict on the murder charges.

01:00:24.000 He just you can see him trying not to smile, right?

01:00:30.000 I'm free.

01:00:32.000 Exhaled.

01:00:33.000 Oh, he looks like he's going to cry.

01:00:35.000 How do you not, how do you not, how do you not acquit after that?

01:00:43.000 Look at bigger.

01:00:44.000 Isn't that great?

01:00:46.000 That's if when they have like pictures from 2021, you know those big almanacs you get where it's like a thousand pictures from a hundred years.

01:00:54.000 That is going to be the 2021 photo for sure is the prosecution with his head in his hands.

01:01:00.000 He sits in the stands with his head in his hands and he thinks of all the things he'd like to rain down upon her.

01:01:09.000 But remember to bring cold comfort in this darkest hour as the jukebox says it's all over now.

01:01:17.000 And I look to the sky and say, what have I done?

01:01:21.000 I've fallen in love with a stupid narrative.

01:01:26.000 I've fallen in love with a stupid narrative.

01:01:30.000 Get bigger, get the fuck So that's fantastic.

01:01:36.000 What else do I got for Riddy?

01:01:41.000 Making mine look pretty good here.

01:01:44.000 Get a fucking two-finger scroll.

01:01:49.000 How do I get back to the email?

01:01:51.000 That's the little email.

01:02:21.000 Oh, this is a doad.

01:02:31.000 Sorry, folks.

01:02:33.000 I gotta go in the mail.

01:02:36.000 There we go.

01:02:38.000 Inbox.

01:02:40.000 Dog.

01:02:42.000 Censored.

01:02:48.000 This is a major turning point, correct?

01:02:52.000 Oh, I thought this was funny too.

01:02:54.000 These are celebs parroting exactly what they were told.

01:03:07.000 LeVar Burton, who is from Roots.

01:03:11.000 He parrots George Takai, who says, I want to live in a country where Colin Kaepernick is seen as a hero and Kyle Rittenhouse is seen as a terrorist.

01:03:18.000 Why are these not in quotes?

01:03:20.000 Why are these not retweets?

01:03:21.000 Why are they all written like they were the original guy's idea?

01:03:25.000 So those two black dudes, Preston Wilson, I forgot who he is.

01:03:31.000 He says the exact same thing.

01:03:32.000 Then Morgan Freeman.

01:03:34.000 Morgan Freeman, I thought he was dope.

01:03:36.000 I thought he was red-pilled.

01:03:37.000 He said, America's not racist.

01:03:40.000 Stop it.

01:03:40.000 I'm doing well.

01:03:41.000 If you work hard, you can do well.

01:03:42.000 No one's stopping a black man from doing well.

01:03:44.000 And now he's on Colin Kaepernick's side?

01:03:49.000 The white guy?

01:03:51.000 The dude who was abandoned by blacks, scooped up by rich whites, and not only worshipped and adored throughout his childhood, but by the world when he's in the NFL.

01:04:01.000 Then he fucked up and got shitty, and the market said, you suck.

01:04:05.000 And so that was racist.

01:04:06.000 And Morgan Freeman's choosing him over the guy who vaporizes biceps that try to kill him, which I believe is in the Constitution.

01:04:14.000 Thou shalt vaporize the biceps of those who point guns at us.

01:04:19.000 Oh wait, I went too far.

01:04:24.000 David Dennis Jr., Aaron Cockrell, Brian Fuller.

01:04:30.000 Not retweets, but quotes.

01:04:31.000 Charles T. White.

01:04:33.000 Michael Chernis.

01:04:34.000 Sakina Jaffrey.

01:04:36.000 Whoever the fuck that is.

01:04:40.000 What a fucking joke.

01:04:44.000 Oh, great.

01:04:46.000 Lost it again.

01:04:51.000 No, this is a toad.

01:04:55.000 My beard kind of sticks out the bottom of that.

01:04:57.000 I guess I gotta, why do I keep leaving?

01:05:00.000 I think I'm in a screen, in a screen.

01:05:02.000 You know when you do those split screens within one of your screens?

01:05:07.000 And then speaking of parroting, let's look at the media parroting the exact same narrative.

01:05:13.000 The media's talking points for this fucking trial are sh shocking and disturbing.

01:05:20.000 I mean, we know there's left-wing bias, but when it is written exactly the same way with the same quotes, that's when you start getting scared.

01:05:27.000 You realize that they are all PR firms for the DNC, and this must have been a press release that said, make sure you include the term lone survivor.

01:05:36.000 Okay, says CNN, no problem.

01:05:39.000 Okay, says Chicago Tribune, no problem.

01:05:43.000 Okay, says ABC News, no problem.

01:05:47.000 Okay, says CBS News, no problem.

01:05:54.000 Why?

01:05:55.000 Why are they so eager to abide?

01:05:57.000 Unless they're on the payroll.

01:05:59.000 Then everything makes perfect sense.

01:06:01.000 Look at Daily Beast describe Kyle Rittenhouse as a heavily armed teenager.

01:06:12.000 Where is it now?

01:06:14.000 Yeah.

01:06:16.000 The man who survived being shot by a Kyle Rittenhouse, that's his role.

01:06:21.000 He's the man.

01:06:21.000 How about more talk about the fact that he's wearing a paramedics hat and he's charging Trump supporters with a gun pointed at them?

01:06:30.000 These people are duplicitous by nature.

01:06:33.000 The man who survived being shot by Kyle Rittenhouse in Kenosha testified on Monday that he never tried to kill the heavily armed teenager.

01:06:42.000 In fact, he said at the teens murder trial, he was actually trying to surrender to him.

01:06:47.000 Really?

01:06:47.000 Now, I'm not tech savvy enough to go back to that picture, but let's go back to the vaporized bicep.

01:06:52.000 Is that someone trying to surrender?

01:06:54.000 This is trying to surrender.

01:06:56.000 And we just learned in court that when he was doing that, Kyle was not shooting anyone.

01:07:01.000 Kyle was yelling, anyone need help?

01:07:03.000 Anyone need a medic?

01:07:05.000 For most of that entire time.

01:07:08.000 He killed two guys who fucked around.

01:07:11.000 And they found out.

01:07:14.000 I was trying to surrender.

01:07:16.000 I was trying to surrender to the team.

01:07:18.000 I'm actually a sweetie, you know.

01:07:22.000 But I figured out a way to do it.

01:07:24.000 You go there, then you shoot up.

01:07:25.000 Yeah, there you go.

01:07:28.000 And then here's my last shit on it.

01:07:31.000 What a fiasco.

01:07:36.000 Oh, yeah.

01:07:36.000 So this is just clips from the trial and what a nightmare of retards it was.

01:07:43.000 I might even say on both sides.

01:07:45.000 But here's just now we probably won't be covering the trial anymore.

01:07:48.000 I assume it's over and he's won.

01:07:53.000 But here's some funny sound bites of the fucking losers that everyone had to deal with.

01:08:00.000 The state versus Cloud.

01:08:11.000 The numbers came from somewhere, and your dad doesn't speak English, and your brother doesn't work there.

01:08:17.000 So it's you, right?

01:08:19.000 But I do not remember that.

01:08:21.000 I'm sorry, it's been over a year.

01:08:23.000 Okay.

01:08:26.000 So when you testified under oath that you had insurance for all of this, that's not true.

01:08:33.000 Right?

01:08:36.000 I'm sorry, I...

01:08:38.000 What was the question again?

01:08:41.000 What are you wearing?

01:08:42.000 I feel bad about wearing this for a show, but it's not really a show.

01:08:46.000 This is like a strange patch-up job while Ryan abandons us for some stupid little baby.

01:08:52.000 But what's with the way people are dressing in court?

01:08:56.000 An Eddie Bauer puffy vest?

01:08:58.000 You've already testified under oath that you had insurance for all of this.

01:09:03.000 That's not true, is it?

01:09:06.000 I do.

01:09:07.000 We do have insurance.

01:09:08.000 My dad does have insurance on all the locations.

01:09:11.000 But not for those vehicles due to arson, correct?

01:09:17.000 I'm not understanding the question.

01:09:19.000 I'm so sorry.

01:09:19.000 Could you repeat that for me?

01:09:22.000 I asked you, one of the first questions I asked was about your loss.

01:09:27.000 You had said you have insurance.

01:09:30.000 My statement to you is you don't have insurance for all the damage done to those vehicles from arson.

01:09:38.000 I just turned to that.

01:09:39.000 Isn't that true?

01:09:42.000 We do have insurance.

01:09:45.000 For arson?

01:09:46.000 The question which was asked.

01:09:47.000 For arson.

01:09:49.000 I do not know.

01:09:57.000 That's definitely nothing to do with left or right, does it?

01:09:59.000 Other than smoking with gloves on.

01:10:01.000 Anything that Kyle Rittenhouse did that you noticed that was in any way erratic, threatening, use any term you want.

01:10:13.000 Use any term that you want to describe.

01:10:15.000 Anything that was out of the ordinary about his behavior.

01:10:20.000 He hung out with Proud Boys weeks after the shooting.

01:10:24.000 Therefore, he was doing Proud Boys' bidding.

01:10:27.000 What?

01:10:27.000 How do you prove that?

01:10:29.000 I don't know.

01:10:30.000 I just want to throw it out there.

01:10:31.000 And the judge goes, no, you're not throwing it out there.

01:10:34.000 You have to prove that he was doing their bidding before you accuse him of it.

01:10:38.000 You can't just throw it out as a possible theory.

01:10:41.000 I don't know.

01:10:41.000 I don't have time to find evidence.

01:10:43.000 And the judge goes, do you have evidence, though, that he was corresponding with Prowboys before the shooting?

01:10:48.000 No.

01:10:50.000 Then shut the fuck up.

01:10:54.000 The only thing I could say that was, I don't.

01:10:58.000 And maybe it's...

01:10:59.000 To be fair, like, this is just, I suppose, my opinion.

01:11:04.000 He just seemed like he was young and he didn't know exactly what was going on.

01:11:09.000 And because he was smoking so much, and he, again, if he didn't have the gloves on, maybe I wouldn't have noticed as much.

01:11:15.000 But I just don't know why, like, in this situation, why you wouldn't have gloves on.

01:11:20.000 Maybe there's some technical reason for something that you may notice.

01:11:23.000 But to me, that's just what stood out to me.

01:11:25.000 Okay.

01:11:26.000 Not saying that I felt like this is a guy that's going to go around and mow a bunch of people down or anything like that.

01:11:32.000 I just was like, oh, that's interesting.

01:11:35.000 So I don't know if you've answered the question, but the question was about his behavior in terms of what he did.

01:11:43.000 He didn't have to correct cigarettes kind of a behavioral thing.

01:11:50.000 I suppose you could say that's what this is all a good example of, is that the defense is retarded because the concept is retarded.

01:11:59.000 It's funny, too, that they're the defense, and this is a perfect example of Kyle Rittenhouse defending himself, which has become illegal in America, right?

01:12:08.000 It's defending yourself is aggressive.

01:12:13.000 Standing your ground is aggressive.

01:12:15.000 That was Kyle Rittenhouse's crime.

01:12:17.000 Okay, I think we're done with Kyle Rittenhouse now.

01:12:21.000 One thing I wanted to get to that'll be ancient news by the time Ryan graces us with his presence would be, well, there's the Don Lemon thing.

01:12:30.000 You know about this?

01:12:32.000 He was at a place in the Hamptons, and some guy comes up and he says, hey, man, I'm a big fan.

01:12:38.000 He buys him a drink.

01:12:40.000 Don's getting wasted.

01:12:41.000 And then I think Don hit on him.

01:12:44.000 He's like, oh, do you like it in the front or the back?

01:12:46.000 Said something like sexually inappropriate.

01:12:48.000 And then the guy went, oh, I'm not gay.

01:12:50.000 I just am a fan.

01:12:51.000 And then later, Don Lamon comes back and rubs his hands all over his genitalia and then goes to the guy and like cock noses him.

01:13:03.000 And the guy can smell genitalia, penis juice on his face.

01:13:08.000 So he asked Don Lamond for 150 grand.

01:13:12.000 And Don Lamon...

01:13:13.000 No, no, Don Lamont said, just go away.

01:13:15.000 Here's 150 grand.

01:13:16.000 Six figures, whatever that means, 120, 100.

01:13:19.000 And he goes, no, I want 1.5 million.

01:13:22.000 WWYD, what would you do?

01:13:25.000 So there's two sort of things here.

01:13:27.000 One is this sort of ethereal hypothetical where it's like, how much would I have to be paid to have Don Lamond go like this?

01:13:35.000 Now, if that happened in outer space, right?

01:13:39.000 And I'm not going to beat him up because I volunteered for this hypothetical thing.

01:13:44.000 You're going to smell balls on your face.

01:13:46.000 I mean, we used to do that as a joke in high school.

01:13:48.000 You'd like, you'd put your finger in your butt crack and then you'd be like, hey man, you have a booger there.

01:13:53.000 And you'd rub like shit smell on a guy's nose.

01:13:58.000 So back in the, in the gross high school days, we did stuff like that all the time.

01:14:03.000 Get dick cheese on your hand and then say, dude, what's with your mustache?

01:14:06.000 And then rub dick cheese smell on his mustache.

01:14:08.000 And you'd get into fight, but it was funny.

01:14:10.000 You'd be laughing the whole time.

01:14:12.000 So in that kind of a universe, Don Lamons shit.

01:14:16.000 I don't really care if it's Don Lamons.

01:14:18.000 Gay dudes ball sweat on my nose.

01:14:26.000 See, the problem with these is always you buy a vintage car for 20 grand, an old Jaguar.

01:14:32.000 And now you're in it, and every time you're driving, this is the Don Lamons penis mobile.

01:14:38.000 Kind of ruins the experience, right?

01:14:41.000 Is that camera focused on my thing and not my me?

01:14:45.000 Oh my me.

01:14:46.000 I left pot out there.

01:14:52.000 So let's do that scenario first.

01:14:55.000 And I'm going to go with...

01:14:58.000 Well, first of all, this number just magically appeared in my head.

01:15:01.000 You know, when someone's talking to the dead and they go, I'm seeing an SG, an SG.

01:15:05.000 I'm seeing an $8,500.

01:15:07.000 I'm seeing an $8,500 somewhere.

01:15:11.000 That sounds about right.

01:15:15.000 And then I think I would just keep it around.

01:15:16.000 I'd probably, you know what I would do with it?

01:15:18.000 I'd buy a lot of rounds and like, hey, dinner's on me.

01:15:20.000 Now it's gone.

01:15:21.000 And I don't have to think that's the Don Lamond money.

01:15:27.000 But now what about in real life?

01:15:28.000 Well, in real life, if anyone rubs their, like we're not in high school anymore, if some fucking strange gay dude rubs his genitals on your face, you beat him up.

01:15:37.000 Go to jail for that.

01:15:38.000 No problem.

01:15:40.000 So that's what you do.

01:15:42.000 And then now we're in a third situation.

01:15:44.000 Okay, well, what about suing?

01:15:46.000 Like, what if you're where this guy's at right now?

01:15:49.000 I guess that goes back to the original one.

01:15:52.000 Like, you should have taken the hundred grand, dude.

01:15:56.000 If you don't have the balls to beat him up and you want to make it monetary, then you should have taken that amazing offer of 100 grand.

01:16:02.000 And my first scenario where you have the luxury car and it's the Don Lamon Ball Juice Mobile.

01:16:09.000 Yeah, that's when you voluntarily did this.

01:16:11.000 You were raped.

01:16:13.000 So now it's a reward for your rape.

01:16:16.000 $1.5 million?

01:16:19.000 These settlements.

01:16:19.000 Remember, was it Gretchen Carlson?

01:16:21.000 I think she got $27 million because Roger Ailes said, if you had fucked me, you'd be doing a lot better right now at Fox.

01:16:28.000 That's rude.

01:16:30.000 I think that's worth a bottle of bourbon.

01:16:35.000 That rip Van Winkle's too, that fancy stuff.

01:16:37.000 That's what you deserve if your boss says that.

01:16:40.000 But $27 million?

01:16:41.000 There was a fucking kid at a water park who got decapitated and he got that much money.

01:16:46.000 Millions of dollars because someone was rude to you?

01:16:49.000 I was reading about this black girl who was like, when I was young, this one girl rubbed me and then she looked at her thumb and says, it doesn't come off.

01:16:58.000 Try being fucking tall.

01:17:01.000 Talk to somebody who's 6'7 about how many times they have to tell people they're 6'7.

01:17:04.000 Talk to a redhead.

01:17:07.000 Talk to someone with a wandering eye.

01:17:11.000 You didn't have it that bad, my dear.

01:17:14.000 But yeah, you don't deserve millions for that.

01:17:15.000 Okay, so here's what I wanted to get to.

01:17:19.000 Dave Portnoy is apparently the narrative is that he's raping women and fucking them and doing horrible shit to them and they feel traumatized.

01:17:30.000 And again, in the old days, you go, well, fuck Dave Portnoy then.

01:17:34.000 Portnoy, fuck rough and rowdy, fuck barstool, run by a rapist.

01:17:38.000 That's what I would have said 10 years ago, maybe even five years ago.

01:17:43.000 Now I go, yeah, really?

01:17:44.000 Let me see what happened.

01:17:45.000 So the stories are that he, with two different girls, he had consensual sex and it was very rough.

01:17:54.000 And they later found that it was chipping away at their sanity.

01:17:59.000 Maybe you shouldn't have rough sex then.

01:18:01.000 It's not for you.

01:18:02.000 You shouldn't consent to having rough sex.

01:18:07.000 So as John Levine points out, I think they did a rolling stone.

01:18:13.000 Business Insider followed, Nantucket Police.

01:18:17.000 Let me see.

01:18:17.000 The department had not received a phone call as described in the Insider article and he had not spoken to Black.

01:18:22.000 McVicker also added that the department was not currently investigating Portnoy.

01:18:27.000 So, Business Insider started with the story first and then wrote it backwards from there.

01:18:54.000 Portnoy calls the article a hit piece and denies the allegations.

01:18:58.000 NBC News has not independently verified these allegations.

01:19:13.000 NBC News breaking news reporter Doha Madani is covering this story for us.

01:19:17.000 Doha, explain the allegations here.

01:19:20.000 And when did these women say these alleged encounters took place?

01:19:24.000 So, there are two pretty horrific allegations from young women.

01:19:28.000 One was 20 and one was 19.

01:19:30.000 The first I'll talk about is Allison.

01:19:32.000 That is a pseudonym by the pseudonym, by the way.

01:19:34.000 It is not her actual name.

01:19:36.000 She alleged.

01:19:37.000 I'm a serious news person.

01:19:39.000 I have Taylor Swift posters on my wall.

01:19:45.000 She went to Port Noy's Nantucket home.

01:19:48.000 She claims that they started kissing and things escalated.

01:19:52.000 She said that they had very aggressive sex, that she was uncomfortable and scared, that he choked her, and she was terrified of disappointing him.

01:20:02.000 Allegedly, she hospitalized for depression and suicidal ideation after that.

01:20:07.000 And allegedly, her mother called.

01:20:11.000 So is any of that illegal?

01:20:13.000 It's terrible.

01:20:14.000 You don't want that to happen to a woman, but you being terrified of disappointing someone, that's not that person's fault.

01:20:24.000 And then hospitalized for depression, again, very unfortunate.

01:20:27.000 But can you be arrested?

01:20:28.000 Because the girl hated fucking you so much she was depressed?

01:20:32.000 Boy, I'd be doing a lot of life sentences.

01:20:36.000 Nantucket police to have a phone call with them, but she declined to progress with the charges.

01:20:42.000 Then there's Madison, also pseudonym.

01:20:45.000 She was 20, I believe, at the time.

01:20:48.000 She had been speaking with Dave Portnoy over DMs for about a month and a half.

01:20:52.000 He flew her out to her Nantucket home or his Nantucket home, according to her account.

01:20:59.000 And she is the one that said that their sexual encounter escalated to the point where she felt like she was being raped, that she was screaming out in pain, but he ignored her.

01:21:09.000 All right, Doha Madani for us today, Doha.

01:21:11.000 Thank you.

01:21:15.000 If this is true, ladies, and you didn't call the money.

01:21:17.000 Oh, this time of year can be difficult for me.

01:21:19.000 You allowed for other instances to happen.

01:21:24.000 John Levine's right.

01:21:25.000 They did a Rolling Stone.

01:21:27.000 They framed a man.

01:21:28.000 I don't know why.

01:21:29.000 Probably because the media is a PR firm for the DNC.

01:21:34.000 And Dave Portnoy is not good for the DNC.

01:21:36.000 He interviews Trump.

01:21:38.000 He's very popular with young people.

01:21:40.000 That's a big deal.

01:21:41.000 If you're slightly MAGA and you're popular with young people, college students, you're fucking dead because that's a lot of votes.

01:21:49.000 And the DNC, they love their brown votes and they love their young people votes.

01:21:53.000 You take that away and they lose.

01:21:55.000 So it's Operation Sabotage James O'Keefe.

01:21:58.000 It's Operation Sabotage Dave Portneau.

01:22:01.000 It's Portnow.

01:22:02.000 It's Operation Sabotage Proud Boys.

01:22:04.000 Anything that makes the right seem popular or fun has to go because then we lose our cool votes.

01:22:12.000 And we're nothing without our cool votes, says the DNC.

01:22:15.000 So justice be damned, let's terrorize those who get in our way.

01:22:20.000 But I thought Dave handled it very well.

01:22:27.000 His lawyers said what all lawyers say, you know, they're risk averse.

01:22:30.000 So they say, don't get involved.

01:22:32.000 We'll handle this.

01:22:34.000 We'll submit a statement to the media.

01:22:37.000 And he goes, Okay, so Business Insider finally published.

01:22:42.000 He goes, I want to handle this.

01:22:44.000 And he just tells everyone what happened.

01:22:46.000 And as far as I'm concerned, this is the best way to handle it.

01:22:48.000 I believe him.

01:22:50.000 Believe all men.

01:22:51.000 And of course, if he's lying, this makes their cases even better, by the way, because he sat and lied about it and they can disprove it.

01:23:00.000 So this was dangerous for him to do, and that makes it more valid.

01:23:04.000 Here's his take.

01:23:06.000 The hit piece says it's been eight months in the making on me.

01:23:10.000 Not the normal hit piece, not the normal stuff about jokes you've made, videos you've made, things we've done at Barstool.

01:23:15.000 This is far more serious allegations.

01:23:19.000 And again, to reiterate the motive.

01:23:24.000 To reiterate the motive that I just spoke of, why are you spending eight months on something before you know the answer?

01:23:33.000 I mean, if there's a child trafficking ring and you're hearing about it, or that shit I told you about prison, where they're ripping off the prisoners for their year and a half time and then taking away their six months at the last second based on made-up problems, that's something you'd want to investigate for eight months.

01:23:48.000 But to start with the hypothesis that Dave Portnoy is a serial rapist and then spend eight months finding an example of that, that's not journalism.

01:23:58.000 That's sabotage.

01:23:59.000 That's propaganda.

01:24:00.000 That's political action.

01:24:02.000 Business Insider is doing political action.

01:24:05.000 These people are not journalists.

01:24:07.000 They're activists.

01:24:08.000 And they're all about the election.

01:24:14.000 Portraying me, painting me really as a sexual deviant.

01:24:18.000 Serious shit.

01:24:19.000 So lawyers have been talking to me, boards.

01:24:22.000 You should say this, you shouldn't say this, you should do that.

01:24:25.000 Listen, I've ignored everything they said.

01:24:28.000 I'm going to do what I always do.

01:24:29.000 I'm just going to tell the truth, shoot from the hip and tell exactly how I feel and where I'm at.

01:24:34.000 No written statements, no pre-planned things.

01:24:37.000 Just me being me and has worked for me for 20 years.

01:24:41.000 And I tell the truth.

01:24:44.000 Let's start with the fact: I'm not surprised this article came out.

01:24:47.000 I didn't know what would be in it, but for eight months, I've had every single girl that I've been remotely associated with, girls I know, girls I've hooked up with, girls I don't know, girls who have posted TikTok to me, being like, hey, just heads up, there's a reporter digging around, basically asking about your sexual habits.

01:25:04.000 Like, has he done anything like dirty with you?

01:25:06.000 Does he try to get you to do this?

01:25:07.000 All like making it sound like the story was already written, like they're trying to portray you a certain way.

01:25:13.000 I have tons of girls who have documented that that was their conversation with their reporter.

01:25:19.000 Now, I still was like, as the months went by, maybe this will never come out because I'm pretty confident in myself.

01:25:24.000 I know I've never done anything weird with a girl ever.

01:25:28.000 Never anything remotely non-consensual.

01:25:31.000 So I was hoping maybe she's just going to find it.

01:25:33.000 Became all of you.

01:25:35.000 Remember the Aziz Ansari thing?

01:25:37.000 That kind of was the end of all of this and the beginning of the bullshit where she blew him seven times and said she didn't like it.

01:25:49.000 I don't know.

01:25:49.000 I don't like mushrooms.

01:25:50.000 I don't eat seven and then say, I don't like these.

01:25:54.000 Yes, she was going to continue to dig and dig and dig whether it took four months, eight months, eight years to fulfill the narrative she had already decided upon before she even started this article.

01:26:05.000 From day one, I don't know why she decided to do it.

01:26:08.000 I know cancel culture has been coming for me for a decade.

01:26:11.000 This is just.

01:26:12.000 Yeah, but I'll tell you why, Dave.

01:26:13.000 Because you're appealing.

01:26:15.000 You're anti-mandate.

01:26:18.000 You're pro-Trump.

01:26:20.000 Or even like just doesn't hate Trump.

01:26:23.000 And you're very popular with young people.

01:26:26.000 It's the perfect storm.

01:26:28.000 You must be destroyed.

01:26:29.000 Let's find.

01:26:31.000 And plus, the guy's his marriage fell apart probably because he was getting way too much pussy.

01:26:35.000 Men are only as loyal as their opportunities.

01:26:38.000 He got offered too much pussy, ended his marriage to focus on the pussy.

01:26:42.000 If you fuck 500 girls, you're going to find some disgruntled ones.

01:26:48.000 Just the next iteration, but she knew what she wanted to write, and she was going to find the narrative to fit it from day one.

01:26:54.000 Most importantly, let's get into the two allegations that are jarring.

01:26:59.000 And if I read them not knowing me, I'd be like, this guy belongs behind bars, basically.

01:27:04.000 The first allegation, basically, is a girl who came to my house in Nantucket last July, like a year and a half ago, and is saying that we had sex.

01:27:14.000 It was so rough.

01:27:14.000 She was screaming, crying, pain, stop, stop.

01:27:17.000 She recalls.

01:27:18.000 And then like two days later, reached out.

01:27:21.000 If you're having sex with someone and you hate it and you're screaming in pain, they won't stop.

01:27:26.000 You're being raped unless you can somehow quiet like keep in your pain and suffering and not make it look like you're pain and suffering.

01:27:36.000 But I assume if you're in hell, you go, stop, stop, ow, ow, ow.

01:27:41.000 If he keeps going, that's rape.

01:27:44.000 Go to the police.

01:27:46.000 It's the ethical thing to do.

01:27:48.000 Now that rapist who hurts women and doesn't stop when they say stop, now he's getting arrested.

01:27:54.000 Now he's on file.

01:27:55.000 If you don't do anything, then you are allowing for it to happen again.

01:27:59.000 Now, we forgive children who were molested because they don't know better.

01:28:02.000 But if you're an adult and you're sexually assaulted and you don't do anything, then you're responsible for the next one.

01:28:08.000 Yes, I'm blaming the victim.

01:28:10.000 Over a friend and said she felt like a s ⁇ .

01:28:13.000 You also have created this culture where we're dubious of sexual assault, which I'm being right now.

01:28:19.000 I call bullshit on this because of the culture that these fucking cunts have created.

01:28:25.000 Textbooks.

01:28:26.000 I got in trouble for text tweeting this once.

01:28:27.000 I said, every domestic violence case that I've been a part of or like because I've known a guy that was in it has been some cunt trying to ruin his life.

01:28:37.000 And I had a lot of friends of my wife and ex-female friends I used to have a long time ago.

01:28:41.000 And I would get really pissed off about that.

01:28:43.000 And I was like, it's not an opinion.

01:28:46.000 It's a fact.

01:28:46.000 Ryan Rivera, Anthony Cumia, Joe Cumia, Luis C.K., I don't know him.

01:28:55.000 But I could name like five people that have been accused of domestic violence and had done nothing even.

01:29:03.000 In fact, in most of the cases, it was the woman who was slapping the man around.

01:29:08.000 And they were all cunts.

01:29:09.000 So sorry, but in every instance in my life, and maybe that's a really bizarre, egregious pattern.

01:29:17.000 And for most people, it's the opposite.

01:29:18.000 Okay.

01:29:19.000 I didn't say that.

01:29:19.000 I said my life, the guys that I've known, it's all been bullshit.

01:29:25.000 During sex.

01:29:27.000 Based on that description of the story, I would have absolutely zero idea who we're talking about.

01:29:34.000 However, it said July, and there was a passage that said she slept on my couch after we hooked up.

01:29:41.000 That part, the couch part, and knowing when it was, there's only one girl that I could ever recall who slept on the couch and not with me after we had talked for a month and a half online.

01:29:54.000 And I liked her.

01:29:54.000 I thought she was very attractive, pretty, stunning, engaging girl.

01:29:57.000 So that's why she came.

01:29:59.000 But I do remember one girl sleeping on the couch.

01:30:01.000 I went, looked at her past DMs.

01:30:04.000 And that part, there's a part that says she reached out, hey, Pizza Man.

01:30:08.000 And I responded, hey, fly bitch.

01:30:11.000 I would have never recognized that.

01:30:12.000 A hey fly bitch.

01:30:13.000 I don't say that.

01:30:14.000 She was wearing a hay fly bitch shirt or a fly bitch shirt when she first DM'd me and that's how I responded.

01:30:20.000 Whatever.

01:30:21.000 So that's how I was able to figure out who the girl was, the couch part of it.

01:30:26.000 I can say this unequivocally.

01:30:28.000 At no point, she came, she flew.

01:30:32.000 Why is the couch even in this case?

01:30:34.000 Like, is that proof of sexual assault?

01:30:37.000 After I rape a chick, I go, go sleep on the couch, bitch.

01:30:40.000 You don't get to sleep in this bed.

01:30:43.000 She's calling an Uber at best.

01:30:47.000 We did have pizza, hung out, hooked up.

01:30:50.000 At no point during it, at no point was it not 100% consensual.

01:30:54.000 At no point did she ask me to stop.

01:30:56.000 At no point did either of us think something unseemly happened.

01:30:59.000 There was no weirdness after.

01:31:01.000 It was totally fine, normal interaction, sexual, 100% consensual.

01:31:06.000 My lawyer's like, don't, don't, you know, make these blanket statements.

01:31:10.000 I'm telling you now, her version of events is not true on our hookup.

01:31:14.000 Just not true.

01:31:15.000 Neither of us were like, oh, you shouldn't be doing it.

01:31:17.000 It was 100 million percent consensual.

01:31:20.000 What's going on in her brain?

01:31:21.000 I have no.

01:31:27.000 I think I fucked up.

01:31:28.000 Anyway, you get the idea.

01:31:30.000 The other one is even more esoteric and hard for him to dig up.

01:31:34.000 They don't really let you know who is accusing you.

01:31:37.000 You can't face your accuser.

01:31:38.000 You're just canceled in digital culture, and that's the end of that.

01:31:41.000 I don't think he's going to fall for it.

01:31:42.000 Anyway, let's go over to the mailbag.

01:31:45.000 I don't know how to push these things.

01:32:10.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.

01:32:15.000 Let's make our way to Gavin's mail bag.

01:32:20.000 Let me touch it.

01:32:21.000 Oh, shit.

01:32:26.000 Okay, that worked.

01:32:28.000 Now, what do I do?

01:32:39.000 See, folks, this is why you should never have a baby.

01:32:42.000 Not because it's bad for the environment, but because it inconveniences your boss.

01:32:51.000 Uh-oh, it's saying no.

01:32:53.000 You may not turn on.

01:32:55.000 It's saying, I don't have enough energy.

01:32:58.000 I know how you feel.

01:33:03.000 The fuck?

01:33:04.000 Fucking.

01:33:06.000 It's been charging for like five minutes.

01:33:10.000 I guess I could answer letters from the old.

01:33:12.000 Oh, here we go.

01:33:14.000 Starting up, kiddies.

01:33:16.000 Put in my password, 4861.

01:33:19.000 Obviously, I just use my pin.

01:33:23.000 Same password I use for everything, 4861.

01:33:27.000 I used to do that as a joke at ATMs.

01:33:32.000 And I'd be looking around going, so easy.

01:33:33.000 Just put in your card.

01:33:35.000 Put in your zip.

01:33:36.000 You put in your PIN, 4882.

01:33:39.000 So easy.

01:33:40.000 And then people go, don't do that.

01:33:41.000 You're not supposed to say it.

01:33:43.000 Oh.

01:33:46.000 One time I was at some place.

01:33:51.000 And this woman, young girl, like when I say young, you know what I mean.

01:34:01.000 Uh-oh, we're having some troubles here.

01:34:03.000 She goes, yeah, you shouldn't have your SIN card in your wallet because when you lose it, it's really hard to replace, almost impossible to replace.

01:34:10.000 First of all, that's not true.

01:34:11.000 It's not hard to replace at all.

01:34:13.000 And secondly, who are you?

01:34:15.000 I'm like 15 years older than you and you're sitting there giving me all these life lessons.

01:34:21.000 Okay, I appear to have been kicked out of the mail, but the beauty of the mailbag is there's always so minor that even when you're kicked out, there's a ton.

01:34:36.000 Tons.

01:34:36.000 Uh-oh.

01:34:38.000 Enter the password for that.

01:34:40.000 Cancel.

01:34:42.000 Enter the password for that.

01:34:43.000 Cancel.

01:34:45.000 Enter the password for that.

01:34:46.000 I don't care.

01:34:48.000 CRTV.

01:34:49.000 Long, long fired.

01:34:51.000 Fired many years ago.

01:34:56.000 Isn't this great, folks?

01:34:59.000 Opening song.

01:35:00.000 That's October 19th.

01:35:03.000 We're not delivering very good television, are we, folks?

01:35:08.000 This is more like those stupid live streams where people call in and say, what should I do?

01:35:14.000 What the fuck?

01:35:16.000 Cancel.

01:35:18.000 Cancel?

01:35:20.000 I just want the mailbag.

01:35:22.000 Is that too much to ask?

01:35:24.000 Google requires completing authentication in Safari.

01:35:28.000 Okay.

01:35:29.000 Let's go.

01:35:32.000 This should do it.

01:35:34.000 Nope.

01:35:35.000 Maybe it was a capital.

01:35:45.000 Fucking technology is a pain in the ass, isn't it?

01:35:48.000 Oh, maybe it was mailbag?

01:35:50.000 Yeah, that's it.

01:35:53.000 Yeah.

01:35:55.000 I'm not concentrating very well because I'm nervous that I'm letting you down by being such a goddamn loser.

01:36:01.000 Failed to authenticate.

01:36:02.000 Please try again later.

01:36:04.000 Oh, here we go, folks.

01:36:09.000 We are in.

01:36:15.000 I think I might go get a burger, then go to Walgreens after who's going to win the bet.

01:36:20.000 I do not get your joke.

01:36:22.000 Thank you very much for your contribution.

01:36:24.000 Hey, Gav, rice-aroni and maddie cakes.

01:36:27.000 So this is what?

01:36:29.000 This is from today.

01:36:30.000 Here's a cringe skit that popped up on my feed.

01:36:32.000 The comments give me hope that all is not lost.

01:36:36.000 And the sketch, I guess we can dig it up on the other computer.

01:36:39.000 Racist landlord reacts to black tenants.

01:36:55.000 I can do your criminal history.

01:36:58.000 Can I see the house?

01:36:59.000 I'm qualified.

01:37:00.000 Miss put out the way.

01:37:01.000 You're scaring away all the other tenants.

01:37:02.000 Mr. Sherman.

01:37:04.000 Sir, why would you be meeting with this guy?

01:37:07.000 Well, he's the property owner.

01:37:09.000 Wait, what?

01:37:10.000 Well, actually, I came here to meet Jake, because I've been getting a lot of complaints that people of color, specifically black, are being turned into this property.

01:37:17.000 I'm just following company policies.

01:37:19.000 These are not company policies.

01:37:21.000 You fired.

01:37:22.000 You shouldn't judge people by the color of their skin.

01:37:25.000 I am so sorry, Eric.

01:37:27.000 We didn't find you a tenant.

01:37:28.000 I think I have a tenant in mind for this property.

01:37:30.000 Would you still like to see this house?

01:37:32.000 Thank you for the license.

01:37:34.000 That is absolutely retarded.

01:37:36.000 That's more dar stuff.

01:37:38.000 And it's illegal.

01:37:40.000 It's illegal to tell people they don't belong in there, but it's illegal for a real estate agent in New York, anyway, to tell you what this area is.

01:37:47.000 Is this an Asian area, black, Jewish?

01:37:50.000 And they'll send in spies to see if the guy's doing that.

01:37:54.000 So that's retarded.

01:38:00.000 Where are we here?

01:38:03.000 You know what?

01:38:04.000 I'm going to go back to the engineering room because most of these have links.

01:38:08.000 And without links, we're just a couple of dinks.

01:38:12.000 Interstitial party.

01:38:25.000 You don't.

01:38:28.000 This focus is on the mic.

01:38:30.000 And if I have the mic, then it'll focus on me.

01:38:34.000 I have a mic, right?

01:38:35.000 Can you focus on me?

01:38:37.000 Okay, let's see what we got here.

01:38:41.000 Mail plug-in.

01:38:44.000 The word mailbag.

01:38:47.000 Okay, October 29th.

01:38:52.000 I think it looks an archive.

01:38:54.000 Mailbag archive.

01:38:58.000 Yeah, there we go.

01:38:59.000 Okay.

01:39:00.000 So, oh, here's a funny picture someone sent in of me and Anthony.

01:39:10.000 Great job, sir.

01:39:12.000 That's a really good job.

01:39:14.000 What has I done in the middle of the day?

01:39:21.000 Anthony, it's my friend.

01:39:27.000 Um Cuomo meme set to Peshi song.

01:39:34.000 Sounds exciting, doesn't it?

01:39:41.000 You talking to me?

01:39:43.000 You talking to me?

01:39:47.000 It's a bitch of daddy kitchen.

01:39:51.000 It's a bitch of daddy kitchen.

01:39:56.000 It's a bitch of daddy kitchen.

01:40:24.000 I heard the father's head, so I fucked them up and left them totally in a pot.

01:40:33.000 Now for that.

01:40:35.000 Party tits and Vincent LaGuardia Gambino.

01:40:38.000 Perfect timing considering the written house prosecutor is literally the public defender from my cousin Vinny.

01:40:46.000 I saw something that made me just as disgusted as drag kids.

01:40:49.000 It's grown-ass men on big wheels.

01:40:51.000 I think it's some kind of club.

01:40:52.000 They're doing charitable work, which is great.

01:40:54.000 But why big wheels?

01:40:55.000 In a time when men's clubs are so rare, it's okay to shit on this stuff.

01:40:58.000 Do we need to slowly reward men for actually getting together and forming real community bonds?

01:41:03.000 I know when I crate trained my dog, I had to slowly reward it every time it went in the crate.

01:41:08.000 Maybe I need to take it easy on these dudes?

01:41:10.000 All right, we'll be open-minded.

01:41:11.000 I know the East Bay Rats in Oakland, they like to ride tricycles, but they go 50 miles an hour down a mountain.

01:41:17.000 So it's acceptable.

01:41:21.000 Let's see what these guys are up to.

01:41:23.000 I think we may have to make fun of them, folks.

01:41:29.000 Well, here at 652, we want to talk about some local dads that are finding creative ways to make it through this pandemic.

01:41:35.000 They are tricking out some big wheels and created the Drifter Dads Club, our Millennium Green working for the community this morning with details on this group.

01:41:43.000 And I literally mean we're talking about big wheels here.

01:41:47.000 Yeah, I know.

01:41:48.000 And trikes, big wheels.

01:41:50.000 I mean, we all remember them as little kids.

01:41:52.000 Well, these dads have brought them back in style.

01:41:55.000 Also, I've been caught up with them.

01:42:06.000 We've got these adult big wheels.

01:42:09.000 They just come to spiral.

01:42:11.000 You have to know how to be six years old to ride a big wheel.

01:42:17.000 How do you convince young men to buy three-wheel bikes?

01:42:20.000 It wasn't hard.

01:42:22.000 Once you ride a once, it's a lot of fun.

01:42:26.000 Exercise and camaraderie, just hanging out with the guys.

01:42:31.000 Camaraderie?

01:42:34.000 You can't go to the shooting range?

01:42:36.000 Camaraderie?

01:42:40.000 It's a good time and good workout on the calves.

01:42:43.000 Yeah, good workout on the video.

01:42:44.000 Brian posted Briaria.

01:42:47.000 Usually I get like around that.

01:42:52.000 Let's do one more.

01:42:54.000 Thanks for the thin black socks, you fucking faggot.

01:42:57.000 I don't know what he's talking about.

01:42:59.000 Now I feel like the bird, which is the Bald Eagle people.

01:43:02.000 Maybe that's an inside joke from another podcast, the thin black socks.

01:43:06.000 And now they're going to play a clip of me going, but thin black socks.

01:43:09.000 I don't know.

01:43:10.000 The socks that are the thin black socks.

01:43:12.000 I don't know.

01:43:15.000 Oh, Speak of the Devil.

01:43:16.000 Perfect ending.

01:43:17.000 I am pleased to report that I got the Opster to read the Bald Eagle line.

01:43:21.000 Cost five bucks, but I think it was worth it.

01:43:23.000 I attached the chop file.

01:43:27.000 From the YouTube rip I grabbed.

01:43:28.000 Op tends to remove his live stream.

01:43:30.000 If it's easier and it's still up, then here's a link to where he does the read.

01:43:34.000 Okay.

01:43:48.000 Not looking good, folks.

01:43:49.000 I got $5!

01:43:51.000 If you can make federal laws to protect the bird, which is the bald eagle, then you can make federal laws to protect people of color.

01:44:01.000 Why do we need to protect people of color?

01:44:04.000 I mean, thanks for the $5, but I don't even know what you're getting at, sir.

01:44:08.000 And stupid bald eagles.

01:44:10.000 Let me tell you something.

01:44:12.000 There are parts of this country that people look at bald eagles like we look at pigeons in New York City.

01:44:19.000 You know I'm right.

01:44:21.000 Who's going to agree with me?

01:44:22.000 You know I'm right.

01:44:25.000 Wait, they look at bald eagles the way we look at pictures of New York City?

01:44:28.000 How do we look at pictures of New York City?

01:44:31.000 I don't think we give a shit.

01:44:33.000 They look at them like seagulls and pigeons.

01:44:36.000 But if we see a bald eagle here in New York and it's very, very rare, we're like, oh my God, Harry, get your camera.

01:44:44.000 That's a bald eagle over the Hudson River.

01:44:47.000 But in other parts of America.

01:44:51.000 I've never really watched Opie before.

01:44:53.000 Is this his character?

01:44:55.000 He talks like a puppet.

01:44:57.000 Like a kid's puppet.

01:44:59.000 They'll just dumpster dive all day long.

01:45:04.000 And the locals hate him.

01:45:06.000 Absolutely hate him.

01:45:11.000 With his fucking Ryan's baby eyes.

01:45:14.000 Hate him.

01:45:15.000 Absolutely hate him.

01:45:17.000 Right on, Rob.

01:45:18.000 I'm black and I don't need protection.

01:45:20.000 I'm with Rob.

01:45:22.000 I don't know what that guy was getting at.

01:45:24.000 No idea.

01:45:29.000 Yeah, you're not.

01:45:30.000 He doesn't look very black.

01:45:31.000 Okay, let's do the final video.

01:45:34.000 You ready?

01:45:35.000 Ah, fucking.

01:45:38.000 Brian is sucked because he doesn't have a dad.

01:45:40.000 His daddy ran away when he found out he was gay.

01:45:43.000 But Brian's all right.

01:45:44.000 And the show is pretty tight.

01:45:45.000 So we gonna let it go to the final video.

01:45:49.000 Hi, welcome back.

01:45:52.000 Do the show.

01:45:54.000 Here.

01:45:55.000 Me a great show.

01:45:57.000 Back up to my notes.

01:46:00.000 We're your pretty little head about any of this.

01:46:04.000 There, I want to show you a video about a sloth.

01:46:08.000 Cute guy.

01:46:09.000 When I was in Costa Rica, they go, our animal, national animal is this sloth.

01:46:13.000 We are focusing on this to represent our country.

01:46:16.000 And I'm like, why?

01:46:17.000 Because it's lazy.

01:46:19.000 And they were offended.

01:46:21.000 I think more because it never occurred to them that sloths are not known.

01:46:24.000 Sloth is a sin in the Bible.

01:46:45.000 Now I think the spot has been started.

01:46:51.000 Then once he gets on the tree, it's a shit.

01:47:05.000 Here, give me five.

01:47:13.000 Maybe he's reaching out for food at the end there.

01:47:15.000 All right, so that's a show without Ryan.

01:47:17.000 You can see it's much better without him.

01:47:20.000 He's been replaced.

01:47:21.000 We don't need him.

01:47:22.000 What does he do?

01:47:23.000 A bunch of interstitials?

01:47:25.000 Boring.

01:47:28.000 Tomorrow is compound censored, where we don't need the Jap Rican.

01:47:32.000 And then Thursday, I don't know what's going to happen.

01:47:35.000 We'll try to do a show.

01:47:36.000 I'm not sure how we'll accept calls.

01:47:38.000 It's going to be worth checking in.

01:47:41.000 It could be a bigger shit show than the drunk show.

01:47:44.000 Until then, get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fired.

01:47:57.000 Exit music.

01:47:59.000 Abandon that stupid fucking money.

01:48:13.000 All history.

01:48:16.000 Ariel.

01:48:36.000 She feeling pain.

01:48:37.000 Just to be out with the pain.

01:48:38.000 Just to make her fight the change.

01:48:42.000 She makes it pain.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - November 09, 2021

S04E52 - FREE KYLE!

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