S04E54 - MULTIPLE NAKED DUDES
Episode Stats
Length
2 hours and 4 minutes
Words per Minute
154.46228
Summary
On today's episode, the boys discuss the latest in the war on drugs and gun control, the nightingales' new album, and more. They also discuss the case of a 17-year-old Wisconsin boy accused of carrying an AR-15 across state lines.
Transcript
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What's more inconvenient, losing your wallet once?
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Or having your tile in your wallet go doodley doop, doodly doop, didle doop, every fucking time you sit down.
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Anyway, the Nightingales are from Birmingham, and they were a band never went anywhere.
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He's actually kind of woke and anti-free speech.
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So, you know, you got to handle that with your artists.
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You're not going to get them politically aligned.
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And us free speechers don't demand that 100% of the music and art and comedy we listen to entails people who think exactly like us.
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I think the battery's dying since it does that so much.
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And I lose my wallet like once every five years.
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I haven't replaced the battery on my keys one in way too long.
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I have a sneaking suspicion you don't lose shit that has a tile on it.
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If you've had enough foresight to get a $30 electronic to help you not lose it, you just don't lose it.
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It's sort of like when you drive without a seatbelt, which I do all the time.
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With respect to Mr. McGinnis, because the law is different with respect to him.
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It's looking like I thought he was going to get nailed on the drug charge, I'm the drug charge, the gun charge.
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But according to the New York Post today, I'm drifting through Miranda Devine's article, and she is Devine.
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He regards Kenosha as my community, which was an interesting point, the whole crossing the state lines.
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And that also justifies him being there because people were invading his community.
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He did not carry a gun, quote unquote, across state lines.
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Jesus, I've never heard the term state lines before.
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They talked about Proud Boys getting arrested for going to different rallies in different states because that's crossing state lines.
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So this, I've seen the egg of this before it hatched.
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I used to have a place in Eldred, New York, and I would talk to gun owners there who were fucking spooked because they're in PA, which has fairly good gun laws.
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And then if they take a wrong turn, they're in New Jersey or New York.
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So they're constantly crossing state lines in that part of town.
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Nor was it illegal for a 17-year-old to possess a gun in Wisconsin.
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She's bitching about Joy Reed, who's always bitching about white people and the media, not aware that she is white and she is the media.
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But yeah, to get back to the Nightingales, I never really heard them until recently.
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They remind me of the Minutemen, double nickel on a dime.
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Now, you may know King Rocker is the Generation X song, where Gen X didn't like the Clash and the Sex Pistols, and they weren't there to smash the state.
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So they have a song called King Rocker, and it's about this fantasy they have of John Lennon and Paul McCartney fighting Elvis Presley to be the King Rocker.
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This documentary is about the guy you just heard going, a doodle-dee, a deedle-dong, a deedle-doodle-dee, deedle, a deedle-dong.
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He had a couple of bands, and this documentary is about how this band never took off.
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This was an exit from what was Birmingham New Street Station.
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And I used to walk out of here once a week and Stuart Lee has gotten.
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There used to be a gorilla in the center square that Birmingham hated.
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They're still going from the late 70s till now, four decades.
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That's the guy, Robert Lloyd, that you just heard.
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Lloyd kept that group going for over four decades in the face of commercial and critical indifference.
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I always used to think that when I pegged it, all of a sudden people would buy the records and pretend they liked us all along.
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But I begin to worry that what if I peg it and they still don't buy the records?
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What if I pegged it and they still don't buy the records?
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Speaking of Northern England, bit of a fuss in Liverpool.
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A black hack driver is going to a fucking match.
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I can't do Liverpool, so I'll just do like East English.
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He notices in the back, we've got a fucking jihadist.
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And he goes, the cabby goes, what the fuck are you doing?
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And he goes, I'm going to fucking blow up this women's soccer match?
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It was some sort of specialized hospital in Liverpool.
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Cabbies, by the way, British hack, hack, black hack drivers, they're not like the cab drivers here in New York City where they're all from Lahore, Pakistan.
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They tend to be old school dudes who have to pass this incredibly difficult test.
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That's probably why they're predominantly locals.
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But anyway, he said, no, you know, he jumps out of the cab, keeps it locked, refuses to open it.
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The cab driver gets injured, but he lives, and obviously the suicide bomber dies with the taxi.
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It seems the taxi driver realized his passenger was a terrorist, blah, blah, blah.
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So he locked his taxi and kept the bomber inside, sacrificing himself.
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Levels of base, the likes of which the world has never seen.
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Not unlike the cab driver in Scotland who kicked a terrorist in the ball so hard that he broke his foot.
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He drew it into Glasgow airport inside the airport.
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And all the Glaswegians started kicking the shit out of him.
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As John Smeaton said, don't come to Glasgow looking for trouble or we'll set about you.
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They beat the shit of the guy while he was on fire.
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And then someone started a fund to buy John Smeaton a pint and it ended up going up to like 100,000 pounds.
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But there was also a cab driver there in Scotland who kicked the shit out of one of them.
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On a good news day, I was watching the Rittenhouse trial today, and the charges are just getting smaller and smaller and smaller.
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First degree reckless endangerment seems to be what he's looking at.
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And I was talking to John Kinsman up in Bear Hill, thanks to the magic of JPEG, where you can email prisoners.
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This probation bill says if you're good for 30 days, we cut off 60 days.
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If you're good for 30 days, we cut off 30 days.
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So if you're a good boy for two and a half years, your five years probation is done.
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Joe Rogan said that he cries when people eat animal dicks.
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We're at the gym every fucking day getting ripped.
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And my body, I'm still kind of fat from booze, but I'm getting like an Alex Jones barrel bod.
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If only I could get my wife to relentlessly lust it.
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Too bad I can't have a little nibble right now.
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I mean, that's how I feel about my wife's naked body.
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It's like Fred from Brooklyn said at Cumia's party once.
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He's like, we're both looking over at his wife, who's like 65, and he goes, been married 35 years, and I wouldn't mind eating her outrucking now.
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A lot of the ONA audience are just missing limbs.
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Poor Pat from Menaki got his fucking leg removed.
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You know, when I lived in Williamsburg, there was a guy who would give us the finger every day and say, fuck you, because we're cars.
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My kids are in the car, and they're getting the finger, and they're like four and six.
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So I talked about on the show, and then Fred goes, tell me where that is.
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I googled missing fingers thinking they would be healed.
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He has a sign on his bike that says, no more cars.
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Speaking of heavy shit, I did Chrissy Mayer's show last night.
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I think I'm going to get it and put it on our site.
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But like at one point, I was saying the word nigger the same way I always say it, which is in the context I just did.
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I just, if I say the word, I'm talking about the word.
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And she goes, okay, I go, but at one point they said, can you stop saying that or something?
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And I said, faggot nigger about 10 times in a row, just because I thought it'd be funny to see beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep.
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And so I said, when you send it to us, include the beeps.
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So I'm like, well, a lot of people have a problem with the word.
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You just seal it or do you cut out the entire conversation that comes to and leads from that word?
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And it's ironic because we're talking about censorship the whole time.
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I'm not going to put up a show where we have censorship.
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Yeah, we had a lot of callers that were baby monsters calling in.
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And it's funny because it's a live stream and they're constantly like getting good at it, if you will, and the bird, which is the bald eagle.
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And everyone on the panel was me, Gina Biscante, Ashton Birdie, and Josh Denny.
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And I just have to kept saying, that's an inside joke from my show.
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I mean, I can explain them if you want to know why the bird is, which is the bald eagle, but.
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Even Dems dislike Biden in latest devastating poll.
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Only four to ten in own party strongly approve GOP's largest lead over Democrats in 40 years.
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Finally, on the subject of Gav, altcensored.com.
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I don't know what that is, but they copied, they mirrored my YouTube page.
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So all my YouTube videos are there with the counts maintained.
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If you go to the page 15, I did a show with Vice a long time ago called Do's and Don'ts and Friends.
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And I would sit down with celebs, celeb pals, back when I had some, and we would look at clothing and talk about it.
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Oh, there's Jay Johnson, Mr. Show's Jay Johnson, the guy who was at January 6th and had the FBI kick down his front door and take his phone and his computers and all this shit, even though he wasn't in the Capitol.
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And there's the Jackie and Deborah guy who went on to be Bob's Burgers, the mom and Bob's Burgers.
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But anyway, Vice had censored the audio on YouTube, so you'd click on those and there'd be no audio.
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Maybe there was some sort of layer on top of the thing, like a filter.
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So when you went to get the audio, you couldn't get it because of copyrights.
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But the actual source file, which they somehow tapped into, had it.
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So it's a different Jack Pesobic from the Jack Pesobic we usually see.
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Well, you know, I wear a beanie and I do like to go hockeying and skiing.
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Well, Jack Pesobic himself is pretty cool already.
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I'm more about family and taking care of yourself and being politically active.
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Okay, what's with the coat hangers behind you there?
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That's for when I expand my wardrobe of cool clothes.
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Okay, if you're going to display shirts, display them there.
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It sounds so besobic, though, when you think about it.
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But yeah, click on one of those celeb ones, Mo Roka.
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Can you imagine any of these people speaking to me?
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He never has your balls uncovered around Johnny Knoxville.
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And he's pretending he doesn't know who a celebrity is, and he's waiting for the review to do his balls.
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By the way, all the jokes I had about this are ruined, but now I just want it.
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Philip Seymour Hoffman and Winston Matt Damon, right?
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Yeah, but then there's the little English dude.
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I don't know who Shanna Miller is, but I know I can do little British guys.
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He used to go out with Katie Frost or Sadie Frost.
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I was introducing the hands, so be comfortable with my hands going all around.
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They're just going, they, you know, they're wishing they could call us.
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They're wishing they could call us, and we answer the phone, and their fist comes through the phone.
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We can have a little collage of the guy's face.
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I've had the privilege of growing up in a tradition that didn't believe in the myths and the legends because we had to bear the brunt of them.
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That's totally off topic, but I've been thinking a lot about the common black complaints you see from white blacks like Eddie Gloud and Joy Reid.
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Basically, their lives are like being a very tall person.
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We couldn't, didn't have the luxury of the myth and the legend because we were always telling people that we were 6'7 and having to answer questions about whether we played basketball or not.
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We were always having to crouch when we got into a restaurant, worried about hitting our heads.
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Also in the news, still going good news, Jacob Wall is out of control with this To Catch a Predator shit.
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Let's take the To Catch a Predator blueprint and apply it to DC.
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It was Stephanie Hayes, and she said, I don't like DC because it feels haunted.
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I think she's like about to get settled down and maybe start a family.
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Right now she's like auntie girl where she likes her wine.
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There's some sort of child introduced into their life and then they're on it.
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The beauty of your kid is you can show her face until she's like five.
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Like, I don't think 10-year-olds know that Santa's fake, but she already does.
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You think there's an A Ford manufacturer in the North Pole?
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Oh my God, I just had one of the stupidest thoughts of my life.
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It was only a millisecond, but I thought, I bet Caroline being around a baby, all that is going to make her want to have a baby.
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Well, you're kind of right, but in a redundant way.
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Maybe I should bring my boogie board for your Redondo Beach trip we just took.
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So yeah, Stephanie Hayes said, I feel really uncomfortable in this town.
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We were looking out the window, I remember, and I was like, dude, that's creepy and true.
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When you're in DC and you're high up and you're looking down at it, you're just like, it's like towards the end of any Ghostbusters movie.
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There's so much soul selling and crime and corruption that you just, and it's mostly left.
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So Jacob Wall puts down his Ghostbusters trap, and it's a young girl and young boys, too.
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I sent you an email about it that summarizes it all.
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But like Joe Biden, press staffers, what is this?
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Thursday, press conference set to expose Chuck Schumer staffer, White House Doctor, and others caught.
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Plus, display more than 50 pounds of pedophilic paraphernalia seized in the sting.
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Like a substantial weight to lift Of butt plugs and condoms and porn and fucking amyl nitrate.
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Yeah, I believe it too because he's been delivering.
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Are you one of these Project Fairy Test skeptics?
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Like when somebody says 10 terabytes of child porn, you're like, what could that possibly?
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Yeah, I don't think I've seen 10 terabytes of movies.
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Can't you just, and I think they dress like kids to seem more harmless.
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Doesn't it have like a weird like Casey and Finnegan, Mr. Dress Up, Mr. Rogers, I'm a friendly guy, Captain Kangaroo look?
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So has he put together a sizzle reel that I'm missing here?
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Because DC's so disgusting that there's like at least there's trepidation when you normally see this show.
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But when you're in hell, like DC, they're like, they've already done it 14 times that week.
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I can go to his YouTube because he has had a lot, but I see some naked dudes.
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That's different from the other naked dude that was there.
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Can you make a, you should, that's on your homework assignment, have a thing called Let's Start the Show.
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And it's got like a monster truck and a flag and a vroom.
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I like everything about you, especially that nice round ass.
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Yes, I know you have everything that I sent over.
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Well, help us understand what leads you to come here today.
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I can't believe I'm helping Pennsylvania sweat.
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I don't think they have the cop element, which is a thing that was always a staple in Catch a Predator proper.
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You're free to leave whenever you want, and then the cops get them.
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This is they get to live with their shame for a little bit, and I guess it catches up to the shop.
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I guess they probably send it to the police, right?
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Oh, we have your entire YouTube over here, too.
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We just watched your super cut of the most recent Predator stuff.
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Now, with season two, which we just got done filming, the plan was that they were also not going to.
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He first tried to warn other pedophiles that were showing up at the home.
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And then he called the cops on himself to try to look like a good Samaritan and said there was an underage teen offering herself her sex in the home.
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And the cops knew there wasn't something right.
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And then for the remainder of the operation, they participated and basically videotaped them coming in and out of the home and then arrested them around the corner and coordinated evidence with us.
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And for season one, did you send the police the info afterwards?
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And Arlington County PD has an open investigation on a number of the predators, including the federal judge, as does the Department of Commerce Office of Inspector General, which is the parent agency of USPTO, the Patent and Trade Office,
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That brings us to the war on kids, does it not?
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We are living in an ageism era where children are seen as human garbage.
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Regulations to indoctrinate American school children with poisonous and divisive left-wing doctors.
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I'm listening to Joy Reed talk about how evil and stupid we are and how paranoid we are.
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And it's funny when you hear the left and you go, yeah.
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That is when they say something outrageous and you're supposed to be insulted and you're like, nope.
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Specifically, she said, the Republican Party is all aboard when it comes to stoking the anxieties of conservative white suburbanites to maintain control.
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Now, the difference between Joy and I is I think those anxieties are justified.
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We saw a graphic novel last week Wherein a lesbian was sucking off another lesbian strap-on dick, and it was in the school library.
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Now, the argument they're about to deliver here is that our kids are looking at porn anyway, and this is all a lie so they can kill black books.
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She says we're trying to get rid of Toni Morrison.
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She's a very talented black woman who wrote a lot of really good books that everyone wants to read.
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And no schools are trying to fucking cancel Toni Morrison, you lying cunt.
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The Republican Party is all aboard when it comes to stoking the anxieties of conservative white suburbanites to maintain control.
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Like, we want to maintain control of our children.
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She thinks it's the GOP controlling the White House or whatever.
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No, parents want to maintain control of their children's education because when we don't, when we turn a blind eye, we check back in and you don't just have porn.
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You have all of these bullshit lies, including the George Floyd bullshit and Trayvon Martin and all of these fake stories of cops shooting black kids for sport.
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And we have to get in there and untangle all your bullshit like a bunch of Christmas lights that just were pulled out of storage.
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So yeah, we want to maintain control of our destiny and not let you fuckers.
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Bourgeois immigrants from Africa, the elites come here.
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So she just studies film, which is like, how do you get an F?
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Can you imagine, as somebody who wasn't a Republican statewide elected official, coming into office with your platform and your closing argument being, I will ban Tony Morrison books.
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At that point, don't you then have to follow through, right?
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99% of the books we want to ban are fucking pornographic.
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We don't want them banned from the public the way you do.
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Go to Amazon and look up when Harry Became Sally.
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In 2007, Kentucky parents raised concern about violence within Beloved.
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In 2012, Beloved was in the list of banned books.
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So yeah, we have three cases of this in the past 15 years.
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No one is worried about Toni Morrison's beliefs.
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And by the way, Toni Morrison did grow up in a racist America.
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This is not, we're worried about the new shit when you're bitching about a place where you're basically treated like a very tall person.
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We're not talking about civil rights violations like Toni Morrison experienced.
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We don't want it used to indoctrinate our children.
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Grotesque images of rape, murder, and sexual abuse are recurring throughout the book.
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I think high school students should be reading images of rape, murder, and sexual abuse.
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Maybe like 16 and up, not fucking nine-year-olds.
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Just like their cozy sweaters, academics who talk about pedophilia tend to want to fuck your kids.
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Yes, most kids are not harmed long-term by getting molested.
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Believe me, I've done my very best to go kill this person or make him suffer.
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I've done my best to make sure this person was pursued by the justice system.
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And eventually, when you're trying to help people, things are out of your hands if they don't want your support.
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But this guy made it very clear to me that if he ever gets terminal cancer or his wife dies or something like that, his first on the to-do list is to go track down this dude who's in another city and blow his fucking head off.
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How many times have you heard about a guy chasing down a priest from the 80s and trying to kill him for what he did 20, 30 years ago?
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I dated a woman who was molested as a kid, and the only way we could have sex was very violent and disturbing.
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Like in the grocery store once, I slapped her with some pita bread because she got the wrong kind.
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I wasn't particularly enjoying it, but that's what turned her on because intimacy had been completely ruined.
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So any sort of hugging, loving, that was wiped off the map.
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So we had to go above that and I had to slap her around and fucking throw her on the bed.
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It obviously didn't work out long term, but yeah, they don't get over it and some like it.
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But imagine having an idiotic and insane belief and writing publicly about it with pride on Twitter.
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I've met, I think, six adult women who got molested and liked it.
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And by the way, I don't believe you about those women.
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I think the woman, let's say they exist and you're not lying.
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The six adult women who got molested, it was some sort of slightly uncomfortable sexual experience they had that might be seen as molestation in retrospect, but actually wasn't.
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And they're saying, I kind of like the danger of it.
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Is sexual attraction to female minors normal among males?
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This guy is on the spectrum and he's a fucking pedophile.
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Yeah, look at the way he's sort of like having trouble figuring out the camera in the photograph.
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Now, then what I do is screen, then I hit click, and then the picture's taken his ass.
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But this weird chick who's taken so much testosterone, she has pubes sticking out of her face.
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She wants you to know, non-binary professor advocates a destigmatized pedophiles in New Book.
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And then, of course, she's pictured next to our famous, our most, our favorite child sex defender, Noah Blatarski.
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Oh, I thought that was a lock without his makeup.
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I use the term minor attracted person or map in the title and throughout the book for multiple reasons.
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First of all, because I think it's important to use terminology for groups that members of the world.
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So a lesbian decides she's too masculine to be a woman, right?
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Takes a bunch of tea and then becomes the most effeminate man in the entire country.
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That's like me saying, I can't do this anymore.
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I don't have any facial hair, but I have this same hairdo and a suit on.
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You're like, okay, you didn't really move the dial very far.
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Here's a very, very, this is the line, but by the way, between many women.
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And you live right on the border of America and Canada.
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And then you move 40 feet to the Canadian side and go, yes, I finally made it.
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You did all that from Alyssa to just become Alan.
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And map advocacy groups like Before You Act have advocated for use of the term map.
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They've advocated for it primarily because it's less stigmatizing than other terms like pedophile.
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A lot of people, when they hear the term pedophile, they automatically assume that it means a sex offense.
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Why does everyone think negative when you say pedophile?
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I'm a sociopath who has no feelings and no empathy.
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I dream every night about slitting people's throats.
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Just because I'm dying to kill your entire family in their sleep?
00:44:51.000
And that isn't true, and it leads to a lot of misconceptions about attractions toward minors.
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True, and it leads to a lot of misconceptions about attractions toward minors.
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I've definitely heard the idea that you brought up, though, that the use of the term minor attractive person suggests that it's okay to be attracted to children.
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But using a term that communicates who someone is attracted to doesn't indicate anything about the morality of that attraction.
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It's people reading, pretending they're not reading.
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But being a minor attractive person, anyway, that's got nothing to do with what she's actually saying.
00:45:38.000
Let's go to 20 because Joy Reed just said that you and I don't want Toni Morrison read by anyone.
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And when I was doing my old show, we were on the ninth floor.
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He goes, can you have someone to come down with me and then take me up?
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I go, okay, I guess I could get Garrett to go down.
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But what's Garrett going to do if you guys get stuck?
00:46:27.000
They'll hold you close and sing to you if we get stuck.
00:46:31.000
The only person that could help you is Superman.
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And even that's going to be pretty complicated.
00:46:37.000
I guess, say that the elevator just started plummeting.
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Superman could hold you like this underneath him so all the shit fell over his head and didn't crush you.
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You're going to have to go through the roof of it.
00:46:57.000
Let's hear this Rhode Island teacher talk about CRT.
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Critical race theory is something that is taught in some law schools.
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The view on the views, critical race theory, is that it does not exist.
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And that's consistent with the media's mantra in the aftermath of the research.
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I feel bad shitting on him, but doesn't he look like a cartoon caricature of Steve Mahlsberg?
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Like, you know that puppet show, Spittin' Image?
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He looks like Spittin' Image did a Steve Malzberg.
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If Spittin' Image did him, it would just be regular.
00:47:50.000
Just now is Ramona Bessinger a teacher for over 20 years.
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And Ramona, I want to let the viewers know we're taping this during school hours.
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And you are not in the classroom teaching the kids in your school.
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You're being punished, I guess is the word, basically, for daring to tell the truth about what's going on in our public schools, yours specifically.
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I spoke out against the curriculum, basically our previous curriculum, which had lots of diversity, lots of multicultural materials.
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I spoke out about this whole other racialized curriculum that has come into our schools.
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That person who was speaking earlier is 100% correct.
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It is implicit in all the projects that the kids are doing.
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It is causing great harm and racial divide and hostility between children.
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I don't think she's expressing herself very well.
00:49:06.000
What she's saying is the old ways included a lot of diversity and multiculturalism, and it was not the white way only.
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It had a lot of nuance, and it included, of course, slavery and the American and all that stuff.
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Then they changed it, and they made it about oppressor and oppressed.
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So you're saying that technically there's no, okay, class, time for critical race theory.
00:49:36.000
So they could claim it's not being taught, but it's melded into the curriculum, in your view.
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So it's being taught just by other things that are being taught.
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They arranged a meeting, and then he sent the white guy to go do all the dirty work.
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Anyway, she said, after the movie was over, oh God, those cars are beautiful.
00:50:33.000
Everyone got up and all the black, it was like half black, half white, the audience, and they were staring at each other.
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And she said there was just incredible tension and animosity.
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And it was whites spooked at their past, I guess, or this version of their past.
00:50:52.000
And blacks furious at whites for their disgusting, horrible background.
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Which, again, this is Spike Lee's interpretation of the past.
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All of these groups that do hate monitoring are manifesting hate.
00:51:29.000
All right, we don't have a interstitial for this, but I would be remiss if I didn't cover Kyle Rittenhouse.
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So let's pretend there's a Kyle Rittenhouse thing going on.
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Kyle Rittenhouse, Rittenhouse, in the middle of our street.
00:51:56.000
This is just a prosecution would be a great Halloween costume.
00:52:03.000
You get a faux hawk, a Star Wars pin, some HM, shitty gear.
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this is 27 minutes long, but it's all the moments that people look funny.
00:52:26.000
To try to better understand what was coming off, but this is him explaining he gets long hate messages on his phone.
00:52:35.000
I'm not saying that it didn't happen, but I wasn't chasing the defendant.
00:52:56.000
Why did you need the address of a location you already missed?
00:53:01.000
I just wanted to pinpoint it on the Google Maps because GPS, because you know, with all the roads were closed down in Kenosha, I just wanted to know the best route to drive there with Dominic.
00:53:14.000
But you just told us that you drove past here every day up and down Sheridan.
00:53:23.000
When you have a destination, like say this studio, right?
00:53:26.000
Even though you know how to get to it, if there's a bunch of roadblocks, you put it into your GPS.
00:53:30.000
So when you get detoured, you can still see what you have to do to get back.
00:53:37.000
And if you get discombobulated, it recalibrates you and shows you your destination.
00:53:43.000
They were trying to frame it like he had always planned to go there and it was a hit that maybe the Proud Boy set him out on.
00:53:51.000
I noticed even on the right, though, there's this discussion that he never should have been there and that was stupid.
00:53:59.000
Didn't you say defund the police, we can police ourselves?
00:54:02.000
I thought that's what the left kept screaming at us.
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Isn't that what we're supposed to do when you get rid of the police?
00:54:13.000
In the most recent thing where Proud Boys tipped over that van that had Antifa shit in it and riot gear, which they said was an ambulance.
00:54:27.000
Then you started burning down this guy's community.
00:54:29.000
So he went around there to provide medical aid and put out fires.
00:54:34.000
He was also armed because it was a dangerous situation.
00:54:38.000
I was a little disappointed with our friend Sam Roberts' take.
00:54:45.000
He's an asshole because he went out with a gun and blah, blah, blah.
00:54:51.000
But it's like, you know, if you stay home, that doesn't make the bad guys stay home that are burning down your town.
00:54:56.000
If your town's being burned down, you're not going to go help people.
00:54:58.000
And by the way, he wasn't there to shoot people.
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I mean, Sam Roberts is a great guy, but he's also a pussy.
00:55:12.000
But when was the last time he had bloody knuckles?
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He doesn't understand the world we're living in.
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If you're remotely close to the fray, you need to be armed and you need to fight.
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And even helping the protesters by giving them aid.
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I was getting really mad that they burned down that 100-year-old store.
00:55:53.000
And then this family, they owned another store that got burned down, just like a wife and husband, and fucking just gone.
00:56:04.000
No, something like 30 to 40% of retail businesses are not insured.
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So I always said that Kyle's going to get four years just to prevent riots.
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But now it's looking like this judge might be ballsy enough.
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And if he gets away with first-degree reckless endangerment, it could just be probation.
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There's a map of all the different things happening here.
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It's this weird, it's such a submissive cuck thing to say.
00:56:45.000
If people are burning down the community, just don't get involved.
00:56:49.000
Remember that mayor, was it Baltimore, who said we need to give them room to riot?
00:57:02.000
If you get in there, there's just going to be trouble.
00:57:10.000
But you decided you needed to run because of the fire in the Duramax?
00:57:28.000
Well before Caveman, but as far as our interaction, it's been roughly cave days.
00:57:33.000
And I think we learned at a very early age that you don't fuck with that shit.
00:57:42.000
Fire under control cooks food and keeps you warm.
00:57:52.000
Oh, this is a good meme that debunks the trope.
00:58:01.000
If he was black and he crossed state lines with a gun, he'd be dead.
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I don't know if they're all recovered, by the way.
00:58:17.000
Kyle Rittenhouse shoots three criminals in self-defense.
00:58:26.000
He brought a gun to school, released the next day, $25,000 bail.
00:58:30.000
I think that's cheaper than Max and John had for fighting Antifa.
00:58:36.000
I saw it, speaking of black privilege, I saw Deion Warwick's tweets have their own art show, I think at the Metropolitan Museum of Art.
00:58:48.000
Can you imagine if that was a fat old dude like, I don't know, Bob Seeger or Randy Bachman, them putting his things?
00:59:03.000
This is, you know, people seeing through different filters.
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And they're pointing out how Kyle's right behind the judge, not handcuffed.
00:59:18.000
This is the exact point in the favor of his innocence when Jack Pesobic posted the same thing and said, are you paying attention yet?
00:59:25.000
Like, they don't treat him like a murderer because he's not a murderer.
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If Kyle attacked the judge, they'd have a great case.
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They'd go, white people can do whatever they want.
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But it's sort of like this dude I saw who said, I was pulled over by the police and I had an illegal rifle in the back seat and they didn't search my car and they never found it.
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And I was like, and what did you do with the rifle?
00:59:48.000
Oh, I brought it back to my dad and he was, it's his hunting rifle.
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Or Jay-Z when he's like, yo, I got in 99 problems where he's like, the cops are pulling me over.
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Isn't he also saying, like, so you're just going to let an unhandcuffed man behind a judge?
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Because I know what I would do if I was behind a judge, not handcuffed.
01:00:18.000
Shizmabin is not known for their astute political analysis.
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I remember him from at least 20 years ago, The Weekly Dish.
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And as he points out, the 2016 election, Kyle Rittenhouse, these are all the things they got wrong.
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The Covington Catholic Schoolboys, Russian collusion, the vaccines, bounties on U.S. soldiers, the lab leak theory, which they said was false.
01:00:54.000
The Pulse shooting, which they said was a conservative.
01:01:04.000
The Atlanta shootings, Hunter Biden laptop, inflation, the Steele dossier.
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And then he cites in that article, it's a great article, by the way.
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And this is, I love when people compile all of these fake news narratives because when you find out that no one trusts the media anymore, you think, well, why is that?
01:01:31.000
On August 26th, the morning after the killings, the Rittenhouse killings, the authorities were, this is the New York Times, he's quoting, the authorities were investigating whether the white teenager who was arrested was part of a vigilante group.
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His social media accounts appeared to show an intense affinity for guns, law enforcement, and President Trump.
01:01:52.000
So, and then he leaves the quote, Rittenhouse's race is specified.
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The race of the many killed and injured were not.
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How many people in America do you think think that Kyle Rittenhouse shot black people?
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Out of, say, 100 people who know about the case at all, know who Kyle Rittenhouse is, what percentage of those think he shot black people?
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It's funny how 13% of those people are responsible for almost 60% of the bullshit surrounding this case.
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All right, we're running out of time, in a sense.
01:02:57.000
I had a lot of Proud Boys on Veterans Day ask me what the birthday of the club is.
01:03:06.000
There was the Tommy's Tavern meeting on September 11th in 2015.
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And in the interview, I'm talking about all the different chapters and Britain and all over the place.
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But I'm pretty sure it was May 26th when I said on the Gavin Prime Minister.
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Yeah, because there's a, Garrett was kind enough to send us the write-ups.
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And the first mention listed there is May 26th.
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Now I'm having him send me the actual episode so I can verify.
01:04:02.000
We know Clark Kemp, guy who did, what was it, four months at Rikers, fighting over a girl, and she had the worst.
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You want to see tits that put my man, a proud boy, in jail for four months?
01:04:30.000
That chick who's super famous had the You Can Milk Me song.
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She's got more pancake because they have a round.
01:05:03.000
Hey, someone was asking me the other day, oh actually my kid, is Katsu your real name, or did you just put that in?
01:05:16.000
I started using it not too long ago because it was hard to Google Ryan Rivera.
01:05:26.000
Sometimes I'll just fill out no middle name and just disappear into the Riveras.
01:05:47.000
Every time I bring it up with him, he sends me back an emoji going, her lifting up her tits.
01:06:03.000
So those are the highest they've ever been and the lowest and they're the highest.
01:06:08.000
No, the lowest they've ever been and the highest they're ever going to get.
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I don't know if you're going to be able to do it.
01:06:47.000
To be fair, he just got out of the optometrist, and the doctor left a pirate's booty on the floor, saw it, and didn't pick it up.
01:06:54.000
So that becomes a really big point of contention.
01:07:10.000
Wait, the trans people are walking towards the Prowboys.
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They dilated my pupils and everything's kind of, I didn't see you.
01:08:04.000
No, I'm not going to wear a sheet in spare time.
01:08:13.000
That coffee really got on there bad, didn't it?
01:08:17.000
I spilled coffee on my rug the other day in the middle of the night.
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My wife brought me vinegar, and we just made sure the coffee didn't take.
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And I scrubbed and scrubbed and scrubbed with a shout and a cloth and a bit of a wet cloth, and we were good.
01:08:42.000
I know it makes for a funny sitcom, but so we weren't really at a clan rally, were we?
01:08:55.000
Yeah, it was just a protest with two sides to dispute.
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I know this is absurd, but it's at least one in a million.
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And I was like, no, that's the guy that Gavin's LARPing as with his iron and resin this year.
01:09:19.000
If we're going to move on, I just want to point out this quick thing.
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He offers to dry clean it, and then there's this scene, which is kind of based, a little too based for myself.
01:09:28.000
It's, yeah, it's a Klansman's robe, and I spilled coffee on it, and it's my responsibility, and I feel like, you know, I spill, I clean.
01:09:35.000
If it's your responsibility, then it's your responsibility to take it somewhere else, because I don't want it in my store.
01:09:42.000
Last time you came across a Jewish dry cleaner.
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Let me just say this, as far as Klansmen go, he's a decent Klansman.
01:09:52.000
True, true, but you see what you're doing here?
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You don't have anything to do with this particular group.
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If there's any way I can get this robe by tomorrow, he's got big rallies coming up in Santa Fe and Tucson.
01:10:40.000
The tip jar thing or like the donating to the Jewish community thing?
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Yeah, I don't think that happens too often, but okay.
01:11:05.000
But seriously, folks, the war on us, and when I say us, I don't just mean Proud Boys.
01:11:12.000
I've got a friend in Virginia who just had the FBI come by her house because she worked on Trump's 2016 campaign.
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No fucking Jan 6, no Proud Boys, no Oath Keepers, no online hate, nothing.
01:11:30.000
I know of three people who have their bank accounts frozen.
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We should have done a sit-down interview with him.
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And there's a rumor that he's banned from one airline because he started shit.
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That's the same as the rumor that Tiny Totze shot himself in the foot.
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Tiny was shot by Antifa, who shot several times and got him once.
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Nick Fuentes, who sort of made a Holocaust joke a little bit involving Cookie Monster once and doesn't give a shit if you call him racist.
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It couldn't have been a more unfortunate way to go through a foot.
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It went right through the heel bone, that whole heel thing.
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You can see where it went in and where it went out.
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I bet he has problems for the rest of his life with that.
01:12:45.000
And I hope the Antifa has problems for the rest of his life for that.
01:12:52.000
Like, please try to separate yourself from the politics.
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Someone with the political belief system that, by the way, was mainstream 25 years ago, like Obama was against gay marriage.
01:13:26.000
And one of the main America First guys here on the weekend was black, and he was in the front, so he's in every photograph.
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And you could see the journalist at the New York Times going, I guess we're going to keep running with the, there's the guy, the guy with the headphones.
01:13:44.000
I guess we're going to keep running with the black, with the multiracial white supremacy.
01:13:54.000
Now, this guy, I talked about him before, he's a hoser, he's a redneck, he's down for whatever.
01:13:58.000
When the Proud Boys started, or even before Proud Boys, when we were protesting things like Ilhan Omar and Linda Sarsour and all these Muslim groups, more like Canada's version of Tommy Robinson people, we had a lot of support from the JDL, the Jewish Defense League.
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And then one of the guys, not a proud boy, just a hoser, is palling around with him.
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And that includes Israel as far as I'm concerned.
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And they go, oh, we're having a rally in D.C. Why don't you come down with us?
01:14:48.000
So they, the JDL, flies Brandon to D.C. He's there hanging out with them, waving Israeli flags, having a gay old time.
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This Palestinian dude, I believe he's a professor, he shows up and he wants to fight.
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And he's screaming at them, fuck Israel, fuck you, bastards, you're bastards.
01:15:19.000
Brandon punches him, hits him to the ground, knocks him to the ground.
01:15:28.000
No, no, forget the press charges part, but this doesn't seem like a big deal.
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Then he's talking to the cops and he's hanging out there afterwards.
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I guess later, this Palestinian professor presses charges.
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Because Brandon wouldn't have been hanging out if he was arrested on the spot, right?
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And the Canadian Jewish news and the ADL have completely disowned him.
01:16:08.000
The people who flew him down there have no idea who he is.
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They've totally stabbed him in the back and abandoned him.
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And the Canadian Jewish news here is going on the assault.
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And then when he gets in trouble, they turn on him, the same group I should say, turns on him and says, fuck this guy.
01:16:28.000
And check out this quote at the end of that thing.
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Vaughn is well known in nationalist and anti-Muslim circles.
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He describes himself on his Facebook page as proud Christian, proud loyalist, proud Canadian, proud Zionist, proud British.
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All right, everything seems pretty okay so far.
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He also shows his support for such far-right groups as La Muet, the Northern Guard, the Jewish Defense League, right, who flew him down there, and Proud Boys.
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Vaughn's pro-Jewish leanings seem to reflect the growing phenomenon of white nationalists and neo-Nazis aligning with some Jews on the right.
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In my views, there can never be a reason for any Jewish group to join hands with those philosophy, with those whose philosophy was and continues to be the elimination of our people.
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So Brandon Vaughan, the Zionist, wants to eliminate the Jewish people, according to this fucking guy.
01:17:54.000
Now you go, the old me would go, whatever, the truth, you know, runs marathons, lies run sprints, he'll be fine.
01:18:06.000
This was the guy, by the way, who the reason he knows that he had been arrested and he was on trial was it appeared in the local Ottawa Citizen, the newspaper, and it said, Not so proud now, are we?
01:18:20.000
So the law enforcement tipped off local media before they talked to him and his lawyer.
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This is a great time to be on our side because the news is fucking interesting.
01:18:40.000
The narrative is so far off, as we discussed earlier with that Andrew Sullivan article where he lists 16 things the media was wrong about.
01:18:48.000
January 6th and Proud Boy's involvement is becoming a bigger one.
01:18:54.000
Finally, some good writing by, no, no, that's not it.
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So none of the articles about Brandon Vaughn explain that when he was fighting that Palestinian, he wasn't a proud boy.
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And Joe Biggs here on the corner is not wearing an orange hat.
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Wouldn't he know if this was a thing, if this was a Proud Boy thing, wouldn't he know to have worn the orange hat?
01:19:45.000
Julie Kelly, we discover that though Ethan Nordine are looking at, they've already been in prison for over a year, by the way.
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Their trial won't start till they've been in prison for a year.
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I'm sorry to laugh, but Ethan Nordine, Joe Biggs, still in prison, a couple of other guys, but no orange hats.
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So it's becoming clear that the orange hats are feds.
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Just like the kidnapping of Governor Whitmer, where 13 feds were involved in planning it and a few dupes.
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The January 6th Proud Boys event, when we said we're not going, they said, fine, we'll just put on a bunch of orange hats as feds and we'll be the Proud Boys.
01:20:33.000
Yeah, first they were probably like, let's do yellow.
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And they'll be like, no, because we're going to get confused who's a fed, who's an actual Proud Boys.
01:20:45.000
Other video shows neon-hatted Proud Boys storming past the first police barrier on the west side of the Capitol, a breach led by Ryan Samsel after a brief conversation with Ray Epps.
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The Fed who would not shut up about how we have to storm the Capitol.
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Another indicted January 6th instigator suspected of government ties.
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And getting close to the building, a restricted...
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Again, we're reading women's writings, so they tend to have run-on sentences.
01:21:13.000
Other video shows neon-hatted proud boys storming past the first police barrier on the west side of the Capitol.
01:21:18.000
A breach led by Ryan Sampson after a brief conversation with Ray Epps, another indicted January 6th instigator suspected of government ties.
01:21:25.000
And getting close to the building, a restricted area for which others have been cited for trespassing.
01:21:31.000
God, ladies, you really got to work on your writing skills.
01:21:45.000
If you have a dash that has a whole other sentence in it, let's make another sentence.
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Archived footage shows these neon-hatted demonstrators bolting up a set of stairs against past police, again, past police near the inauguration platform.
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But while Biggs, Nordine, and two other Prowl Boys have been incarcerated since last spring, denied bail despite having no criminal record and being charged with only nonviolent offenses, none of the neon-hatted Prowl Boys have been arrested or charged.
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Of the nearly 1,500 photos posted on the FBI's most wanted list for January 6th, not one suspect is wearing an orange neon cap.
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If you'll go to my getter account, you'll see I discovered a typo in Caddyshack.
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Well, I'm glad I brought this up, too, because remember earlier When we were looking at that trans binary fucking lesbian, and she was doing that thing where she pretends she's reading, I'm at the point now where even Tucker, the greatest newsman of all time, I still can't stop looking at his eyes reading a cue card.
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And maybe it's because we work so hard on this show, but I just have had enough.
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We might be able to get the audio, but video code.
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I just can't look at people who are reading a script anymore.
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He's not reading a cue card, and it just makes for such a much better show.
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I mean, social media, a lot of chatter about it, that America has a real leadership crisis.
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And it's not just that its president Joe Biden seems to have dementia that's getting rapidly worse.
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So the best way to get something done, if it holds near and dear to you, that you like to be able to...
01:25:56.000
Adding to the problem is that the person who would take over from him, if he can't go on, is his vice president.
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And it's not just that she's not doing a job like fixing the border crisis that she was asked to do.
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Being asked during a briefing, I think it was last week by NASA if NASA could perhaps use its satellites to track down racist trees.
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Yeah, black people live in poorer neighborhoods.
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If he is reading cue cards, he's a fucking genius.
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We are the laughingstock, international laughing stock.
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Everyone is looking at our leaders, who are all senile, by the way.
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To go back to Megan McCain, she's wrong about a lot of shit, but she's right.
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They won't give up their positions because they have dementia and they don't think, they don't know they suck.
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He was at a friend's house, drank three bottles of wine, and fell down the stairs.
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And as my mother is explaining this on the phone, I can hear him in the background going, no.
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Sneezing, laughing, getting out of bed, getting in and out of the car.
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So what's with the fucking screaming in the background?
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Do you think you're being really brave and noble by taking the blame for drinking three bottles of wine and falling downstairs?
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And then my mother goes, I've never been that drunk except for that time I was date raped.
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She got so wasted, she decided that the locals had put rhohipnol in her drink.
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She wasn't actually raped, but it's called the date rape drug.
01:28:41.000
I had that, what do you call that thing where you take the thing and you listen to it on the thing?
01:28:53.000
I just started my Nancy Pelosi night course at speaking fluent Nancy Pelosi.
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And maybe she's speaking some insider terms, but here is Australia having a good laugh at our Speaker of the House.
01:29:15.000
Well, most of the product that we've done is except now we may have added it in the last day or so.
01:29:23.000
And some of what we added is Senate to the bill, like hearing.
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Mansion doesn't want hearing in the bill and all that stuff.
01:29:36.000
So some is Senate-oriented, and then we had the family medical leave.
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We figured if they're putting things in, I think I get this.
01:29:45.000
So we were putting a bunch of stuff into the bill at the last second.
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Most of what we put in the bill was put in the past day and a half, and there's a lot of Senate-related issues.
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Now, Mansion doesn't like Senate-related stuff, but we put it in anyway.
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Manchin doesn't want us to put in stuff about hearings, but we put it in anyway.
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So privileged scrub means you scrub out things where it's like Nancy Pelosi's daughter gets a Rolls-Royce.
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Now, I don't know what bird means, but maybe it's a political term.
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And it means Like earmarking or something like that.
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I don't know why it's called bird, but there's some sort of bad thing in a bill that's related to the word bird.
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So we did privilege scrubbing, now we're doing bird scrubbing.
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I think mostly we're getting privileged scrub because privilege struggle is deadlift to a bill.
01:31:37.000
It ends up with judgment hypnotic as a term, too.
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I mean, that's such a perfect term because I was drifting away trying to wonder what a bird is.
01:32:15.000
I just got the episode of the Gavin McInnes show.
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I should forward it to you, but you tend to take nine hours to do things.
01:32:58.000
Wasn't that the plane that dropped the bomb, which was the atomic?
01:33:14.000
I was talking about the bullshit that will probably go down in Kenosha and receive this autocorrected notification.
01:33:24.000
That's part of their whole, like, we don't have rules and we're not special and we're from the people.
01:33:30.000
It's like a 90s thing where you're all lowercase.
01:33:39.000
So they're wrong to autocorrect it, Antifa uppercase.
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But I think it's pretty interesting that scum was included.
01:33:53.000
Thing is, if you have written that before, no, because that's straight from Apple.
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And then we have this guy who emails us about 50 times a day, so I'm not going to read his thing just to punish him.
01:34:23.000
There's a funny meme from Trees, and it's Europeans arrive.
01:34:43.000
How is it racism that you can't build a boat when we were putting that together 400 years ago?
01:35:01.000
A lot of us have been noticing the legendary skater and vocalist of U.S. bombs has been pretty much on our level since the Comics have been taking over.
01:35:07.000
Now he has a show on YouTube, and it should be uncensored because he's going to get canceled soon.
01:36:06.000
Man, did I hit the nail on that fucking hammer this morning?
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I was just thinking, I've been watching all these What's My Lines annihilate man and woman.
01:36:27.000
Because I read all these other old magazines, I feel like the aliens are telling other aliens or other people that don't understand.
01:36:40.000
I think I'll stick to Jacob Wall turning DC upside down and shaking out all the shit.
01:37:07.000
A name for this movement I've been thinking about.
01:37:39.000
Someone in a time machine is going to blow my head off.
01:37:53.000
They have names like the Crybabies and the Mama's Boys.
01:37:59.000
Like gangsters who murder people, they'll have a Looney Tunes Triple XL shirt on with Mickey Mouse on the front.
01:38:29.000
So just like the Marines have their birthday, the Proud Boys' birthday is 10.41 a.m., May 26, 2016.
01:38:50.000
Apparently, though, Censored Compound isn't its own show on here, but that's fine because you could just look at...
01:39:07.000
Now I'm blocked on Facebook for a Rittenhouse post.
01:39:12.000
This is a guy you can't post your comment for three days.
01:39:18.000
He posted, I got banned from Twitter for simply tweeting, God bless Kyle Rittenhouse, an American hero.
01:39:24.000
Well, I think you should be banned because an American hero is not a complete sentence.
01:39:29.000
So it should be God bless Kyle Rittenhouse, comma, lowercase, an American hero.
01:39:37.000
The muckle chute made shitty houses once and also probably suck at drumming.
01:39:43.000
Sup, Boyos, I was looking at the muckle chute after it was mentioned on the show, and I saw this photo of something they show off at their history museum.
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It's the shittiest house that has ever existed.
01:40:04.000
And milling wood was a European phenomenon that Indians never did and still don't do.
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So those planks were not made by the muckshoots.
01:40:16.000
So what happened was the white man threw them a bunch of lumber and they created these pieces of shit.
01:40:32.000
But that house and the baby monster comments on that.
01:40:38.000
He says, it literally looks like they stack some boards on top of the other to make the roof.
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They should not be showing this off to the public.
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They should put a tarp over it and be embarrassed.
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That's probably why you've never heard of them.
01:40:53.000
And then we have Cernovich, the nuking Japan and Cernovich's take.
01:40:58.000
And then it's someone saying, very simple, the Japs believe in total defeat.
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Their belief system was so strong that it had to take something enormous and overwhelming to stop them.
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If you're training women and children to fight, it means you're prepared to continue after all the men are gone.
01:41:26.000
And he didn't offer to surrender until August 10th, after the second boom.
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These are people that would fly their planes into boats.
01:41:45.000
You know, kamikaze, having one person fly and die is a microcosm of what they would have wanted, which is total auto destruction.
01:41:58.000
In for the penny, in for a pound, as we see in Scotland.
01:42:06.000
Our favorite artist, Johnny Gordon, is back at it again.
01:42:13.000
I think he watched a review of his last hit single, Vampire Killer, and took notes.
01:43:46.000
The question is, is it going to suck like this where I go, holy shit, that's so bad?
01:43:56.000
I'm going to go ahead and disagree with your ass right here.
01:44:01.000
Of course, it's taking you an hour to fucking load it up.
01:44:46.000
You sound like a fucking cool, awesome Belarus band.
01:45:00.000
This talk is about Ukraine and Russia and how Russia attacked Ukraine for no reasons.
01:45:07.000
This is called Let Ukraine Live Life and Liberty.
01:45:25.000
Now I'm like, oh, they got their shit together.
01:45:31.000
Yeah, that's someone running away from your music.
01:45:42.000
It's some pretty young girls just saying, what?
01:45:58.000
And opening, and now it's going from a minimum to a maximum.
01:46:18.000
Gavin Rai, if there was a right-wing SNL counterpart, it would look like this.
01:46:28.000
Are you using any of the skills you learned in electricity school?
01:46:32.000
Are you happy living with your straight-ass sister?
01:46:35.000
Get up, it smells day dating your homeowish boyfriend.
01:46:42.000
They just keep being the way you are and everything's nothing to change.
01:47:09.000
I wouldn't hire anyone who was like bipolar as a nanny.
01:47:17.000
Remember that jihadist who beheaded a four-year-old in Russia where you make your music?
01:47:25.000
And you're watching going, why did you hire a woman in a burqa as your nanny?
01:47:38.000
Can you tell me what about working at Barbook specifically interests you?
01:47:48.000
My gender studies prof is constantly imploring us to dismantle the binary.
01:47:56.000
You're a part-time nanny and a four times-a-week bartender.
01:48:09.000
We should start promoting the trans scene in Berlin.
01:48:31.000
Have you noticed this actor, this character, has one face and one personality, which is like, what is going on with this stupid world?
01:48:43.000
The people in your life who are going to love you, they're going to love you anyway.
01:48:58.000
I took a picture of a bartender in Berlin once.
01:49:09.000
Oh, we forgot this, that they mentioned Proud Boys here.
01:49:14.000
Please welcome two of the Proud Boys, Bert and Erna.
01:49:43.000
Everything is Russian now after hearing your music.
01:49:50.000
Because we're about to show Joe Rogan, which I talked about on the Chrissy Meyer thing last night.
01:50:04.000
Well, the Democrats have proven that Donald Trump is a canard in the canary mine.
01:50:24.000
Someone at SNL assumed that means they're the Coke bottle ones that are this thick, which is not true.
01:50:30.000
And then Steve Martin, instead of like, you could probably pay a guy like you to do an imitation and then teach him how to do that.
01:50:43.000
Afterwards, I could only manage one radio interview and a speech from the steps of the courthouse and two appearances on television.
01:51:04.000
I'm broke from my legal battles, and now no one will buy my books.
01:51:15.000
Which book that you've cracked, that you've read one page of, is bad?
01:51:20.000
I've set up a donation page based on a phrase people have been yelling everywhere at me called, hey, Roger, go fund yourself.
01:51:32.000
I love when Roger Stone just blinks and has his head tilted because he's like, what?
01:51:42.000
It would be SNL is like the general electric of comedy.
01:51:53.000
Steve Martin, he's just as much to blame as Lauren Michaels for that literal shit show.
01:52:16.000
Does she introduce the concept of Proud Boys at all?
01:52:28.000
And I think it stands for Caucasian Rights Trampled.
01:52:32.000
That's why the Proud Boys have been invading school board meetings to keep CRT out of our classrooms.
01:52:38.000
Please welcome two of the Proud Boys, Burt Nerva.
01:52:50.000
They are out there every day proudly fighting the progressive agenda.
01:53:07.000
Engaged in a battle against the tyranny of wokers.
01:53:12.000
They're trying to make us mad by implying that Proud Boys are gay.
01:53:24.000
Okay, so go to the fucking heart of the matter, which of course is something even worse than the Roger Stone shit, where Pete Davidson didn't bother to take off his black nail polish to play Joe Rogan.
01:53:48.000
So this is how you do if you don't do imitations.
01:54:21.000
That was my shitty imitation, but it would have worked on SNL.
01:54:32.000
Let's ask our resident medical expert, Joe Rogan.
01:54:42.000
I used to host Fear Factor, and now doctors fear me.
01:54:54.000
Here's some zinc, an ayahuasca, and some horse medicine.
01:55:06.000
And I'm speaking of things that are horse-like, today's two sponsors are the letters S and D, as in I can S my own D. What?
01:55:21.000
So they're totally abandoning the theme and just throwing in a S D joke.
01:55:31.000
You put on a bald cap and just be Pete Davidson.
01:55:47.000
I like how they can portray Ted Cruz as a fat, roly-poly man, while the actress's actual weight doesn't insist she's a fat, roly-poly woman.
01:55:56.000
She's got her own show where she plays a fat woman.
01:56:20.000
But S and D aren't the only letters we're talking about today.
01:56:30.000
SNL has single-handedly, totally extinguished the roller coaster of fun we were riding on today's show.
01:57:01.000
We started out the show with such good news, and SNL just bummed me out.
01:57:05.000
Maybe I'm jealous that I'm not on the show, but I know Jim Downey wanted me on the show, but he had long since left.
01:57:13.000
That was the top writer who came up with my favorite sketch, White Like Me, a good friend of Ann Coulter's.
01:57:28.000
I think we should go back over the fun stuff at the beginning of the show, just to cleanse the mental thought.
01:57:34.000
So we had the black hack driver in Liverpool who blew up a jihadist and thwarted an attempt that would have killed God knows how many people.
01:57:44.000
We have it looking very good for Kyle Rittenhouse.
01:57:49.000
I wouldn't be surprised if he just gets probation, and I'm wrong about my four-year prediction.
01:58:10.000
You know what we should start doing is putting up my old sketches on censored TV.
01:58:17.000
How did you show it on the show if you don't have it?
01:58:27.000
So the only copy you have, I'll be in the corner.
01:58:35.000
I might, I have hard drives somewhere of all that old shit.
01:58:42.000
I don't know about you, but let's see if this can cheer us up.
01:59:16.000
I don't know, but that's got to feel kind of good.
01:59:42.000
Or something they put up there to hold it in place.
01:59:50.000
It sounds like it would make a th sound, but it doesn't.
01:59:59.000
Yeah, it's some sort of tube that you use to hold the shape of the nose after you get a nose job.
02:00:37.000
Because this one is very amusing, and I want you to be happy.
02:01:17.000
And she's kind of blue under the blue dumpster.
02:01:34.000
Yeah, she puked blood and she's like, just hanging.
02:02:16.000
How many junkies have died from like a trash compactor or like sleeping under something that gets crushed in the night?
02:02:25.000
They're obviously not going to see that as a person.
02:02:29.000
That forklift thing could just go and mutilate her.
02:02:40.000
Do you think you would sneeze that hard if this were to happen to you?
02:03:59.000
I thought gold around this time, came facing you.
02:04:06.000
Along the worst but with the same old brackets, people speaking for generations Wearing please shapes on their jackets, no mentality If individuals call themselves we're desperately wanting to be part of the world Go on and do safe,
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it's a chance Go in a car, like I'm a map, watch out