Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - November 15, 2021

S04E54 - MULTIPLE NAKED DUDES

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2 hours and 4 minutes

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19,246

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2,193

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Misogyny

90

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Hate speech

80

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On today's episode, the boys discuss the latest in the war on drugs and gun control, the nightingales' new album, and more. They also discuss the case of a 17-year-old Wisconsin boy accused of carrying an AR-15 across state lines.

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00:00:45.000 That's Nightingales from Birmingham.

00:00:48.000 They were a band from Birmingham.

00:00:51.000 Oh, shut up, wallet.

00:00:53.000 God damn it.

00:00:54.000 That's starting to piss me off.

00:00:56.000 What's more inconvenient, losing your wallet once?

00:00:59.000 Or having your tile in your wallet go doodley doop, doodly doop, didle doop, every fucking time you sit down. 0.66

00:01:08.000 It's getting on my noise.

00:01:10.000 Anyway, the Nightingales are from Birmingham, and they were a band never went anywhere.

00:01:15.000 Late 70s, 79, toured with the clash.

00:01:18.000 They're part of that whole revolution.

00:01:20.000 They kind of remind me of the fall.

00:01:22.000 Very weird band, really sticks in your head.

00:01:24.000 Very cool, cool band.

00:01:27.000 And there's a funny comedian named Stuart Lee.

00:01:32.000 He's actually kind of woke and anti-free speech.

00:01:34.000 So, you know, you got to handle that with your artists.

00:01:38.000 You're not going to get them politically aligned.

00:01:40.000 And us free speechers don't demand that 100% of the music and art and comedy we listen to entails people who think exactly like us.

00:01:50.000 That's the other side does that.

00:01:52.000 But he's got a really good...

00:01:56.000 Is it the tile?

00:01:57.000 Yes.

00:01:57.000 Did you hear it?

00:01:58.000 I can't hear it.

00:01:59.000 Dude.

00:02:00.000 I think the battery's dying since it does that so much.

00:02:04.000 Really?

00:02:04.000 No, it's not as audible.

00:02:06.000 It's really fucking driving me bananas.

00:02:09.000 And I lose my wallet like once every five years.

00:02:13.000 I don't think this is worth it anymore.

00:02:15.000 I haven't replaced the battery on my keys one in way too long.

00:02:20.000 I have a sneaking suspicion you don't lose shit that has a tile on it.

00:02:24.000 Right.

00:02:26.000 If you've had enough foresight to get a $30 electronic to help you not lose it, you just don't lose it.

00:02:32.000 It's like insurance.

00:02:33.000 You're not a loser.

00:02:34.000 Get out of my way.

00:02:35.000 You're a loser.

00:02:37.000 It's sort of like when you drive without a seatbelt, which I do all the time.

00:02:40.000 You drive better because you're not protected.

00:02:43.000 You drive without a seatbelt?

00:02:45.000 Yeah.

00:02:46.000 That's dangerous, but good thing.

00:02:49.000 With respect to Mr. McGinnis, because the law is different with respect to him.

00:02:55.000 Thanks, Turtle Judge.

00:02:57.000 Turtle Judge.

00:02:58.000 That's going down now.

00:02:59.000 It's looking like I thought he was going to get nailed on the drug charge, I'm the drug charge, the gun charge.

00:03:06.000 But according to the New York Post today, I'm drifting through Miranda Devine's article, and she is Devine.

00:03:14.000 He regards Kenosha as my community, which was an interesting point, the whole crossing the state lines.

00:03:19.000 His family lives there.

00:03:20.000 He works there.

00:03:21.000 He's a Kenoshan.

00:03:23.000 And that also justifies him being there because people were invading his community.

00:03:28.000 It's not like I went from New York City.

00:03:33.000 He did not carry a gun, quote unquote, across state lines.

00:03:38.000 Jesus, I've never heard the term state lines before.

00:03:43.000 Actually, I did.

00:03:44.000 They talked about Proud Boys getting arrested for going to different rallies in different states because that's crossing state lines.

00:03:52.000 So this, I've seen the egg of this before it hatched.

00:03:56.000 But it is a weird fucking creature.

00:03:58.000 State lines.

00:04:00.000 Everyone's talking about state lines.

00:04:03.000 I used to have a place in Eldred, New York, and I would talk to gun owners there who were fucking spooked because they're in PA, which has fairly good gun laws.

00:04:14.000 And then if they take a wrong turn, they're in New Jersey or New York.

00:04:18.000 So they're constantly crossing state lines in that part of town.

00:04:22.000 The tri-state area.

00:04:25.000 Here's the important part, though.

00:04:26.000 The AR-15 is kept in Kenosha in a safe.

00:04:30.000 Nor was it illegal for a 17-year-old to possess a gun in Wisconsin.

00:04:36.000 The court has heard.

00:04:38.000 She's bitching about Joy Reed, who's always bitching about white people and the media, not aware that she is white and she is the media. 1.00

00:04:50.000 But yeah, to get back to the Nightingales, I never really heard them until recently.

00:04:53.000 They remind me of the Minutemen, double nickel on a dime. 0.73

00:04:55.000 Great band.

00:04:56.000 And there's a great dock called King Rocker.

00:05:00.000 Now, you may know King Rocker is the Generation X song, where Gen X didn't like the Clash and the Sex Pistols, and they weren't there to smash the state.

00:05:09.000 They wanted to get pussy. 1.00

00:05:11.000 That's some of their my favorite band.

00:05:13.000 They weren't political.

00:05:14.000 They just wanted to be pinups.

00:05:16.000 Punk was popular, so they were punk.

00:05:19.000 So anyway, they have a song.

00:05:20.000 Stop, stop.

00:05:21.000 I just want to detangle the web here.

00:05:23.000 So they have a song called King Rocker, and it's about this fantasy they have of John Lennon and Paul McCartney fighting Elvis Presley to be the King Rocker.

00:05:32.000 That's got nothing to do with this.

00:05:36.000 This documentary is about the guy you just heard going, a doodle-dee, a deedle-dong, a deedle-doodle-dee, deedle, a deedle-dong.

00:05:44.000 I forget his name, Robert Lloyd.

00:05:45.000 He had a couple of bands, and this documentary is about how this band never took off.

00:05:50.000 Never went anywhere.

00:05:56.000 This was an exit from what was Birmingham New Street Station.

00:06:00.000 It's now called Grand Central Station.

00:06:03.000 And I used to walk out of here once a week and Stuart Lee has gotten.

00:06:10.000 The curse of British Pints.

00:06:13.000 Deep fried Mars bars.

00:06:16.000 Anyway, scroll ahead.

00:06:16.000 There's a funny part in it here.

00:06:19.000 There used to be a gorilla in the center square that Birmingham hated. 0.82

00:06:24.000 Yep.

00:06:25.000 Yep.

00:06:25.000 Stuart Lee, that's the guy.

00:06:29.000 Have them.

00:06:30.000 They're still going from the late 70s till now, four decades.

00:06:35.000 But see if you can see them having.

00:06:36.000 No, no, no, you're right there.

00:06:38.000 No, don't go backwards in fucking time.

00:06:41.000 They're eating lunch together.

00:06:43.000 What did you do?

00:06:44.000 You were there.

00:06:47.000 Yeah, there we go.

00:06:47.000 Go back a cunt.

00:06:49.000 Hair.

00:06:51.000 When I pegged it.

00:06:53.000 Go back a little bit.

00:06:54.000 That's the guy, Robert Lloyd, that you just heard.

00:06:56.000 Lloyd kept that group going for over four decades in the face of commercial and critical indifference.

00:07:01.000 I always used to think that when I pegged it, all of a sudden people would buy the records and pretend they liked us all along.

00:07:10.000 But I begin to worry that what if I peg it and they still don't buy the records?

00:07:19.000 What if I pegged it and they still don't buy the records?

00:07:24.000 Speaking of Northern England, bit of a fuss in Liverpool.

00:07:30.000 A black hack driver is going to a fucking match. 1.00

00:07:34.000 I know I'm not doing Liverpool.

00:07:35.000 I can't do Liverpool, so I'll just do like East English.

00:07:40.000 He's mucking about, right?

00:07:42.000 He notices in the back, we've got a fucking jihadist.

00:07:45.000 And the jihadist has got a bomb.

00:07:48.000 And he goes, the cabby goes, what the fuck are you doing?

00:07:50.000 And he goes, I'm going to fucking blow up this women's soccer match?

00:07:55.000 Women's hospital.

00:07:56.000 Is there a woman's hospital? 0.98

00:07:59.000 What the fuck?

00:08:00.000 It was some sort of specialized hospital in Liverpool.

00:08:03.000 And the cabby goes, no, you know.

00:08:07.000 Cabbies, by the way, British hack, hack, black hack drivers, they're not like the cab drivers here in New York City where they're all from Lahore, Pakistan. 0.93

00:08:15.000 They tend to be old school dudes who have to pass this incredibly difficult test.

00:08:21.000 That's probably why they're predominantly locals.

00:08:25.000 But anyway, he said, no, you know, he jumps out of the cab, keeps it locked, refuses to open it.

00:08:33.000 The dude detonates the bomb.

00:08:35.000 The cab driver gets injured, but he lives, and obviously the suicide bomber dies with the taxi.

00:08:41.000 It seems the taxi driver realized his passenger was a terrorist, blah, blah, blah.

00:08:44.000 So he locked his taxi and kept the bomber inside, sacrificing himself.

00:08:49.000 No, but he lived.

00:08:51.000 Levels of base, the likes of which the world has never seen.

00:08:55.000 So that's the guy there.

00:08:57.000 He stopped a major terrorist attack.

00:08:59.000 Not unlike the cab driver in Scotland who kicked a terrorist in the ball so hard that he broke his foot.

00:09:09.000 Well, those poor balls. 1.00

00:09:10.000 Those poor jihadi balls. 1.00

00:09:12.000 There was several guys.

00:09:13.000 That was the guy.

00:09:14.000 He had a car full of explosives.

00:09:16.000 He drew it into Glasgow airport inside the airport.

00:09:19.000 The car made it in.

00:09:20.000 Then he runs out.

00:09:20.000 He's on fire.

00:09:21.000 And all the Glaswegians started kicking the shit out of him.

00:09:25.000 As John Smeaton said, don't come to Glasgow looking for trouble or we'll set about you.

00:09:32.000 And they did set about him.

00:09:34.000 They beat the shit of the guy while he was on fire.

00:09:37.000 And then someone started a fund to buy John Smeaton a pint and it ended up going up to like 100,000 pounds.

00:09:43.000 It's a lot of pints.

00:09:45.000 That'll do me for two weeks.

00:09:48.000 But there was also a cab driver there in Scotland who kicked the shit out of one of them.

00:09:52.000 Anyway, that's exciting and some good news.

00:09:55.000 Isn't it fun to get good news?

00:09:56.000 On a good news day, I was watching the Rittenhouse trial today, and the charges are just getting smaller and smaller and smaller.

00:10:05.000 First degree reckless endangerment seems to be what he's looking at.

00:10:09.000 That could be probation.

00:10:10.000 And I was talking to John Kinsman up in Bear Hill, thanks to the magic of JPEG, where you can email prisoners.

00:10:18.000 And he said the probation bill was passed.

00:10:21.000 So he's looking at five years probation.

00:10:23.000 This probation bill says if you're good for 30 days, we cut off 60 days.

00:10:28.000 No, sorry.

00:10:29.000 If you're good for 30 days, we cut off 30 days.

00:10:32.000 So if you're a good boy for two and a half years, your five years probation is done.

00:10:38.000 More good news.

00:10:42.000 The good news is...

00:10:58.000 Wait a minute.

00:10:59.000 Joe Rogan said that he cries when people eat animal dicks.

00:11:03.000 Something like that.

00:11:05.000 Okay.

00:11:06.000 I cry too if it's mine.

00:11:07.000 A lot of tears on Fear Factor.

00:11:09.000 What was up with this guy?

00:11:11.000 Stuart Lee?

00:11:12.000 Yeah, that's the guy you just saw.

00:11:14.000 That's him before he had a pint.

00:11:16.000 Oh, wow.

00:11:18.000 Yeah.

00:11:19.000 He's a strat pig nad. 1.00

00:11:20.000 Dude, work out.

00:11:22.000 For fuck's sakes, man.

00:11:24.000 Ryan and I are jocks.

00:11:25.000 Correct.

00:11:26.000 We're at the gym every fucking day getting ripped.

00:11:29.000 And my body, I'm still kind of fat from booze, but I'm getting like an Alex Jones barrel bod.

00:11:35.000 That's a great bod.

00:11:36.000 Dad bod, which you want in your early 50s.

00:11:38.000 It's a perfect bod.

00:11:40.000 If only I could get my wife to relentlessly lust it. 1.00

00:11:44.000 I told you what happened the other day, right?

00:11:45.000 Did I talk about this?

00:11:47.000 She goes, you got to get out of the house.

00:11:49.000 Do we have electricians coming?

00:11:50.000 No.

00:11:52.000 And I opened the sheets so I'm bare naked.

00:11:55.000 And I go, you mean so they don't see this?

00:11:58.000 And she goes, ugh. 1.00

00:12:00.000 Ugh.

00:12:02.000 You mean, mmm.

00:12:03.000 Too bad I can't have a little nibble right now.

00:12:08.000 Gay. 0.98

00:12:09.000 I mean, that's how I feel about my wife's naked body. 1.00

00:12:13.000 It's like Fred from Brooklyn said at Cumia's party once.

00:12:16.000 He's like, we're both looking over at his wife, who's like 65, and he goes, been married 35 years, and I wouldn't mind eating her outrucking now.

00:12:26.000 Oh, yeah.

00:12:27.000 Remember that guy?

00:12:28.000 He's missing a bunch of fingers and toes.

00:12:30.000 He grew up as an orphan in New York City.

00:12:32.000 A lot of the ONA audience are just missing limbs.

00:12:35.000 Poor Pat from Menaki got his fucking leg removed.

00:12:38.000 Really?

00:12:38.000 Yeah.

00:12:39.000 You know, when I lived in Williamsburg, there was a guy who would give us the finger every day and say, fuck you, because we're cars.

00:12:46.000 So he would give all the cars fingers.

00:12:48.000 My kids are in the car, and they're getting the finger, and they're like four and six.

00:12:52.000 So I talked about on the show, and then Fred goes, tell me where that is.

00:12:56.000 What the hell just happened?

00:12:57.000 I googled missing fingers thinking they would be healed.

00:13:00.000 And some of them aren't.

00:13:02.000 Okay, there's a lesson.

00:13:03.000 Woo! 0.99

00:13:04.000 Ah, yeah, yeah.

00:13:07.000 Ow. 0.99

00:13:10.000 So he said, where is that guy?

00:13:11.000 I told him he's on Kent Avenue.

00:13:13.000 It's at 8:30 in the morning.

00:13:15.000 It's always here.

00:13:16.000 He has a sign on his bike that says, no more cars.

00:13:19.000 He goes, I'm going to take care of it.

00:13:22.000 I never saw the guy again.

00:13:25.000 Isn't that weird?

00:13:26.000 Damn.

00:13:27.000 Could be bullshit.

00:13:29.000 Could be heavy shit.

00:13:30.000 Speaking of heavy shit, I did Chrissy Mayer's show last night.

00:13:32.000 I think I'm going to get it and put it on our site.

00:13:36.000 But like at one point, I was saying the word nigger the same way I always say it, which is in the context I just did. 1.00

00:13:45.000 I never say it in a racist way.

00:13:46.000 I just, if I say the word, I'm talking about the word.

00:13:49.000 You know, like 99% of America.

00:13:52.000 And she goes, okay, I go, but at one point they said, can you stop saying that or something?

00:13:56.000 And I said, faggot nigger about 10 times in a row, just because I thought it'd be funny to see beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep. 1.00

00:14:02.000 And so I said, when you send it to us, include the beeps.

00:14:04.000 And she goes, oh, I don't beep it.

00:14:06.000 I just cut it out.

00:14:08.000 Oh, man.

00:14:08.000 You go, what?

00:14:09.000 You cut it out?

00:14:11.000 So what does that mean?

00:14:12.000 There's a jump cut?

00:14:14.000 So I'm like, well, a lot of people have a problem with the word.

00:14:18.000 And the reason is, like, what happens?

00:14:21.000 You just seal it or do you cut out the entire conversation that comes to and leads from that word?

00:14:29.000 And it's ironic because we're talking about censorship the whole time.

00:14:31.000 So we'll see how that plays out.

00:14:33.000 I'm not going to put up a show where we have censorship.

00:14:36.000 I'll censor that.

00:14:38.000 But we talked about Mark Maron.

00:14:40.000 Did you see it?

00:14:41.000 Mark Maron?

00:14:42.000 Yeah, we had a lot of callers that were baby monsters calling in. 0.92

00:14:45.000 And it's funny because it's a live stream and they're constantly like getting good at it, if you will, and the bird, which is the bald eagle.

00:14:52.000 And everyone on the panel was me, Gina Biscante, Ashton Birdie, and Josh Denny.

00:14:59.000 And 70% of the comments were baby monsters.

00:15:03.000 And I just have to kept saying, that's an inside joke from my show.

00:15:07.000 That's an inside joke from the show.

00:15:08.000 That's an inside joke.

00:15:09.000 I mean, I can explain them if you want to know why the bird is, which is the bald eagle, but.

00:15:14.000 It's like it's not up quite yet.

00:15:15.000 It's an inside joke.

00:15:16.000 No, they're still working on it.

00:15:18.000 A little editing.

00:15:20.000 Everyone else is not like us.

00:15:23.000 We bang out a show a day.

00:15:24.000 Boom, boom, boom.

00:15:25.000 It's ready that day.

00:15:27.000 Rittenhouse trial.

00:15:28.000 Look, you can see the New York Post.

00:15:30.000 Joe Biden will be discussing that in a second.

00:15:32.000 Even Dems dislike Biden.

00:15:34.000 You can see it's Monday, November 15th, 2021.

00:15:36.000 Even Dems dislike Biden in latest devastating poll.

00:15:38.000 Who's left?

00:15:39.000 Only four to ten in own party strongly approve GOP's largest lead over Democrats in 40 years.

00:15:48.000 A good.

00:15:52.000 Finally, on the subject of Gav, altcensored.com.

00:15:57.000 I don't know what that is, but they copied, they mirrored my YouTube page.

00:16:01.000 So all my YouTube videos are there with the counts maintained.

00:16:05.000 Damn.

00:16:06.000 And I thought 46 million views.

00:16:08.000 I thought this was interesting.

00:16:11.000 If you go to the page 15, I did a show with Vice a long time ago called Do's and Don'ts and Friends.

00:16:21.000 And I would sit down with celebs, celeb pals, back when I had some, and we would look at clothing and talk about it.

00:16:29.000 Oh, there's Jay Johnson, Mr. Show's Jay Johnson, the guy who was at January 6th and had the FBI kick down his front door and take his phone and his computers and all this shit, even though he wasn't in the Capitol.

00:16:39.000 Oh, shit.

00:16:40.000 And there's the Jackie and Deborah guy who went on to be Bob's Burgers, the mom and Bob's Burgers.

00:16:47.000 But anyway, Vice had censored the audio on YouTube, so you'd click on those and there'd be no audio.

00:16:54.000 But you click on it now and the audio is back.

00:16:57.000 Nice.

00:16:57.000 And I don't have that original footage.

00:17:00.000 I don't get it.

00:17:01.000 Wild.

00:17:01.000 Maybe there was some sort of layer on top of the thing, like a filter.

00:17:06.000 So when you went to get the audio, you couldn't get it because of copyrights.

00:17:09.000 But the actual source file, which they somehow tapped into, had it.

00:17:14.000 Click on it.

00:17:15.000 Click on like the Johnny Knoxville one.

00:17:17.000 Wait, what was that I just saw?

00:17:21.000 It's cool Jack Pesobic.

00:17:25.000 So it's a different Jack Pesobic from the Jack Pesobic we usually see.

00:17:29.000 That's right, Gavin.

00:17:31.000 Well, you know, I wear a beanie and I do like to go hockeying and skiing.

00:17:36.000 I'm cool Jack Posebic.

00:17:38.000 Oh.

00:17:38.000 Well, Jack Pesobic himself is pretty cool already.

00:17:41.000 Right, but I don't really tap into the kids.

00:17:44.000 I'm more about family and taking care of yourself and being politically active.

00:17:50.000 But the kids like, yeah.

00:17:51.000 So I do hip-hop.

00:17:52.000 Edgy alt Jack Pesobic.

00:17:54.000 Yeah, I rap now.

00:17:55.000 Okay, what's with the coat hangers behind you there?

00:18:00.000 Oh, yeah.

00:18:00.000 That's for when I expand my wardrobe of cool clothes.

00:18:04.000 Right now, I just have this.

00:18:05.000 I'm wearing this for like three weeks.

00:18:08.000 Okay, if you're going to display shirts, display them there.

00:18:11.000 Not weirdly wrinkled above a shelf.

00:18:16.000 It sounds so besobic, though, when you think about it.

00:18:20.000 Or not.

00:18:21.000 I'm Obic, Jack Basobic. 0.64

00:18:22.000 No, I'm not.

00:18:23.000 I love the guy, by the way.

00:18:24.000 But yeah, click on one of those celeb ones, Mo Roka.

00:18:27.000 Can you imagine any of these people speaking to me?

00:18:29.000 Whatever I've been a Mo Roka.

00:18:31.000 Yeah, I don't know.

00:18:37.000 It's before I had slick back hair.

00:18:39.000 What does that say?

00:18:40.000 Man fucker? 0.99

00:18:42.000 That's good.

00:18:43.000 I haven't heard this since 2004.

00:18:45.000 You watch sneakers.

00:18:46.000 I don't know if I approve of it.

00:18:47.000 Or even lower.

00:18:48.000 Maybe 2002?

00:18:50.000 What's that guy?

00:18:51.000 20 years ago.

00:18:52.000 Holy shit, that was 20 years ago.

00:18:55.000 Looks exactly like him.

00:18:57.000 The one out.

00:18:58.000 Sierra, Sienna Miller.

00:19:02.000 Holy shit.

00:19:03.000 What's his fucking name?

00:19:06.000 He looks like the guy from Coldplay.

00:19:07.000 I don't know who was dating Sienna Miller. 0.59

00:19:10.000 He never has your balls uncovered around Johnny Knoxville.

00:19:13.000 He's a famous actor.

00:19:15.000 Ooh, that helps.

00:19:16.000 Wait, does he get you?

00:19:17.000 He looks like that.

00:19:18.000 He gets me every day.

00:19:21.000 And he's pretending he doesn't know who a celebrity is, and he's waiting for the review to do his balls.

00:19:27.000 You've cast me ashore.

00:19:30.000 I don't even know who he is.

00:19:32.000 Judd Nelson?

00:19:33.000 No.

00:19:34.000 Oh, he used to go out with...

00:19:36.000 He's English.

00:19:40.000 By the way, all the jokes I had about this are ruined, but now I just want it.

00:19:43.000 It's so stupid and simple.

00:19:45.000 He's the talented Mr. Ripley.

00:19:49.000 Who's he thinking of?

00:19:51.000 What?

00:19:51.000 That was two American guys.

00:19:53.000 Philip Seymour Hoffman and Winston Matt Damon, right?

00:19:56.000 Yeah, but then there's the little English dude.

00:19:59.000 Oh, for five.

00:19:59.000 I don't know.

00:20:00.000 Isn't it Judd Hirsch?

00:20:03.000 Well, we have to think about it.

00:20:04.000 We're both going to look like schmucks.

00:20:06.000 We have to.

00:20:06.000 Not that we don't already.

00:20:07.000 No, you can't IMDB it.

00:20:10.000 And I can't get online here.

00:20:11.000 And you're just looking at the time.

00:20:13.000 Am I doing that bad?

00:20:15.000 I'm doing that bad.

00:20:16.000 Come on, we got to get it.

00:20:17.000 No, it's...

00:20:18.000 I don't know who Shanna Miller is, but I know I can do little British guys. 1.00

00:20:21.000 He used to go out with Katie Frost or Sadie Frost.

00:20:26.000 American.

00:20:27.000 He's English.

00:20:27.000 He was married to Sadie.

00:20:28.000 LA people know every fucking celebrity.

00:20:33.000 Handsome girls.

00:20:33.000 I was introducing the hands, so be comfortable with my hands going all around.

00:20:38.000 Genius.

00:20:39.000 This guy's been punching guys for a long time.

00:20:41.000 Look how poor.

00:20:42.000 I must be 30-something.

00:20:45.000 In 2002, I was 32.

00:20:48.000 My age.

00:20:49.000 I was your age.

00:20:51.000 I make fun of you for being naive.

00:20:52.000 Look at my balls just begging to be tapped. 1.00

00:20:55.000 People are.

00:20:56.000 Balls, dude.

00:20:57.000 They're just going, they, you know, they're wishing they could call us.

00:21:00.000 They're wishing they could call us, and we answer the phone, and their fist comes through the phone.

00:21:05.000 There's more prepping.

00:21:06.000 Keep going.

00:21:07.000 We can have a little collage of the guy's face.

00:21:09.000 Fuck!

00:21:11.000 I can't believe you can't think of it.

00:21:14.000 I'm not even close.

00:21:15.000 You're way closer.

00:21:17.000 Should we come back to it?

00:21:18.000 Yeah.

00:21:19.000 Oh, God.

00:21:19.000 Is he ugly?

00:21:21.000 No, he's a handsome guy.

00:21:23.000 And he's tall.

00:21:25.000 Nah, he's about 5'8, 5'11 at heels.

00:21:32.000 Oh, Jude Law?

00:21:33.000 Jude Law!

00:21:34.000 There we go.

00:21:36.000 Sorry, bro.

00:21:37.000 I've had the privilege of growing up in a tradition that didn't believe in the myths and the legends because we had to bear the brunt of them.

00:21:42.000 You know what?

00:21:43.000 That's totally off topic, but I've been thinking a lot about the common black complaints you see from white blacks like Eddie Gloud and Joy Reid. 0.94

00:21:52.000 Basically, their lives are like being a very tall person.

00:21:55.000 Like their complaints.

00:21:58.000 We couldn't, didn't have the luxury of the myth and the legend because we were always telling people that we were 6'7 and having to answer questions about whether we played basketball or not.

00:22:04.000 We were always having to crouch when we got into a restaurant, worried about hitting our heads.

00:22:09.000 It's a tough life being tall and black.

00:22:13.000 Also in the news, still going good news, Jacob Wall is out of control with this To Catch a Predator shit.

00:22:21.000 I can't believe no one thought of this before.

00:22:24.000 Let's take the To Catch a Predator blueprint and apply it to DC.

00:22:29.000 Do you remember, Ryan?

00:22:31.000 We were at a hotel.

00:22:32.000 It was for some rally.

00:22:33.000 I was with Milo and Laura Loomer.

00:22:35.000 And we were with a chick. 0.97

00:22:37.000 It was Stephanie Hayes, and she said, I don't like DC because it feels haunted.

00:22:41.000 Oh, that was fast.

00:22:42.000 Yep.

00:22:43.000 Stephanie Hayes.

00:22:44.000 Yeah.

00:22:45.000 Whatever happened to her?

00:22:46.000 Is she still around?

00:22:46.000 I think she's like about to get settled down and maybe start a family.

00:22:52.000 Right now she's like auntie girl where she likes her wine.

00:22:54.000 She likes hanging out with her niece.

00:22:57.000 She's hitting that 20. 1.00

00:23:01.000 They have a niece.

00:23:02.000 There's some sort of child introduced into their life and then they're on it.

00:23:05.000 Yep.

00:23:05.000 How's your child, by the way?

00:23:07.000 Great.

00:23:07.000 I was cracking her up.

00:23:09.000 I couldn't believe that.

00:23:10.000 Do you have that footage?

00:23:11.000 I think I do.

00:23:13.000 The beauty of your kid is you can show her face until she's like five.

00:23:17.000 Because she's just a cute amorphous person. 1.00

00:23:18.000 Because they have a different face every year.

00:23:20.000 Right.

00:23:23.000 Yeah, you were killing.

00:23:24.000 I was destroying her with Santa jokes.

00:23:28.000 Pretty advanced humor, too, for a baby.

00:23:30.000 Like, I don't think 10-year-olds know that Santa's fake, but she already does.

00:23:36.000 How Chinese can a kid be? 1.00

00:23:38.000 Santa's a lie.

00:23:42.000 The presents come from your parents.

00:23:43.000 That's why it says Mattel on them.

00:23:47.000 She's laughing at your bit. 1.00

00:23:50.000 Obviously, people get cars for Christmas.

00:23:53.000 You think there's an A Ford manufacturer in the North Pole?

00:24:02.000 Obviously not.

00:24:04.000 It's all a giant lie.

00:24:07.000 Oh my God, I just had one of the stupidest thoughts of my life.

00:24:11.000 What's that?

00:24:11.000 It was only a millisecond, but I thought, I bet Caroline being around a baby, all that is going to make her want to have a baby.

00:24:18.000 What?

00:24:19.000 Well, you're kind of right, but in a redundant way.

00:24:24.000 But we do want another one.

00:24:26.000 Cuckoo Redundo, California.

00:24:29.000 Does that work?

00:24:31.000 I don't know the part.

00:24:32.000 Redundo.

00:24:33.000 Redondo.

00:24:34.000 But what's Redondo?

00:24:35.000 Redondo Beach.

00:24:36.000 Okay, so Redundo Beach.

00:24:38.000 Yeah.

00:24:38.000 Oh, yeah.

00:24:40.000 Maybe I should bring my boogie board for your Redondo Beach trip we just took.

00:24:49.000 So yeah, Stephanie Hayes said, I feel really uncomfortable in this town.

00:24:54.000 We were looking out the window, I remember, and I was like, dude, that's creepy and true.

00:24:59.000 When you're in DC and you're high up and you're looking down at it, you're just like, it's like towards the end of any Ghostbusters movie.

00:25:06.000 You just see like, noodle, doodle, doodle.

00:25:09.000 Like there's spirits around, man.

00:25:12.000 There's so much soul selling and crime and corruption that you just, and it's mostly left.

00:25:18.000 So Jacob Wall puts down his Ghostbusters trap, and it's a young girl and young boys, too.

00:25:26.000 And guess what happens?

00:25:27.000 Noodle, doodle.

00:25:29.000 The slimers start coming out of the woodwork. 1.00

00:25:32.000 And he's got like two dozen.

00:25:35.000 I sent you an email about it that summarizes it all.

00:25:38.000 Yep.

00:25:39.000 But like Joe Biden, press staffers, what is this?

00:25:43.000 Thursday, press conference set to expose Chuck Schumer staffer, White House Doctor, and others caught.

00:25:48.000 Plus, display more than 50 pounds of pedophilic paraphernalia seized in the sting.

00:25:54.000 50 pounds.

00:25:57.000 Like a substantial weight to lift Of butt plugs and condoms and porn and fucking amyl nitrate.

00:26:06.000 So that's cool, isn't it?

00:26:08.000 Exciting?

00:26:09.000 That's insane.

00:26:10.000 Yeah, I believe it too because he's been delivering.

00:26:14.000 What do you mean you believe it?

00:26:15.000 Are you one of these Project Fairy Test skeptics?

00:26:17.000 That footage.

00:26:18.000 That's too much.

00:26:19.000 That sounds like too much.

00:26:20.000 Like when somebody says 10 terabytes of child porn, you're like, what could that possibly?

00:26:24.000 I don't have 10 terabytes of my entire life.

00:26:26.000 Yeah, I don't think I've seen 10 terabytes of movies.

00:26:28.000 Of anything.

00:26:30.000 It's so weird when they say that.

00:26:31.000 But yeah, look at all this shit.

00:26:33.000 But he's been delivering it.

00:26:34.000 Have you got a sizzle reel?

00:26:36.000 Look at these.

00:26:37.000 Those losers.

00:26:38.000 You could just tell.

00:26:40.000 There's gay face and there's pedo vest. 0.94

00:26:44.000 Can't you just, and I think they dress like kids to seem more harmless.

00:26:48.000 Where do you get that sweater?

00:26:49.000 Pedotin?

00:26:52.000 Doesn't it have like a weird like Casey and Finnegan, Mr. Dress Up, Mr. Rogers, I'm a friendly guy, Captain Kangaroo look?

00:27:00.000 Hey, buddy.

00:27:01.000 Come on over.

00:27:02.000 I'm a friendly guy.

00:27:04.000 So has he put together a sizzle reel that I'm missing here?

00:27:06.000 Let's see.

00:27:07.000 Let's see.

00:27:07.000 So far, just pics?

00:27:09.000 Ooh, got a guy with this shirt.

00:27:11.000 They're really going on.

00:27:12.000 I think a guy came over nude.

00:27:13.000 Poppers?

00:27:15.000 Binoculars?

00:27:15.000 Because DC's so disgusting that there's like at least there's trepidation when you normally see this show.

00:27:20.000 But when you're in hell, like DC, they're like, they've already done it 14 times that week.

00:27:25.000 I can go to his YouTube because he has had a lot, but I see some naked dudes.

00:27:29.000 That's different from the other naked dude that was there.

00:27:31.000 So multiple N Ds. 1.00

00:27:33.000 Multiple naked dudes.

00:27:34.000 Should we call the show that?

00:27:36.000 We could.

00:27:37.000 Multiple naked dudes.

00:27:40.000 All right.

00:27:43.000 Let's start the show.

00:27:45.000 Are you ready?

00:27:46.000 I am.

00:27:47.000 Can you make a, you should, that's on your homework assignment, have a thing called Let's Start the Show.

00:27:53.000 And it's got like a monster truck and a flag and a vroom.

00:27:57.000 Absolutely.

00:27:58.000 Okay.

00:27:59.000 What's this?

00:28:00.000 This is a super cut.

00:28:01.000 I love super cut.

00:28:02.000 Love me a super cut.

00:28:04.000 You like my fing balls, don't you? 0.77

00:28:06.000 I like everything about you, especially that nice round ass. 1.00

00:28:10.000 I am nine inches and very thick.

00:28:13.000 Yes, I know you have everything that I sent over.

00:28:16.000 I understand that.

00:28:17.000 Well, help us understand what leads you to come here today.

00:28:20.000 Tell us, explain, help us.

00:28:22.000 I mean, we're good listeners.

00:28:24.000 Let's consult me now.

00:28:26.000 Well, I know you're not talking to us.

00:28:30.000 That's not up to us.

00:28:31.000 Maybe you should take your time.

00:28:33.000 Maybe have a doughnut.

00:28:34.000 Explain to us what was your plan here?

00:28:38.000 What did you want to do?

00:28:39.000 Do you often have sex with teenagers?

00:28:41.000 No.

00:28:42.000 Have you done it before?

00:28:44.000 Dude, just run.

00:28:46.000 Never once.

00:28:48.000 I can't believe I'm helping Pennsylvania sweat.

00:28:51.000 Run.

00:28:51.000 I don't think they have the cop element, which is a thing that was always a staple in Catch a Predator proper.

00:28:57.000 Yeah.

00:28:57.000 Where is the they leave?

00:28:58.000 You're free to leave whenever you want, and then the cops get them.

00:29:01.000 This is they get to live with their shame for a little bit, and I guess it catches up to the shop.

00:29:05.000 I guess they probably send it to the police, right?

00:29:08.000 Right.

00:29:08.000 Let's ask him.

00:29:09.000 Another spark of your show.

00:29:10.000 This is exciting.

00:29:11.000 He's just coming over a cold.

00:29:13.000 Like a trooper, he sent in his episode.

00:29:16.000 Okay.

00:29:17.000 Like a care, I sent in my don't.

00:29:20.000 Oh, we have your entire YouTube over here, too.

00:29:23.000 That's censored.

00:29:25.000 What do you mean?

00:29:26.000 We also have those vids.

00:29:30.000 Hey there, Gavin.

00:29:31.000 Good morning.

00:29:31.000 Good morning.

00:29:32.000 Hey, you're on the show.

00:29:33.000 You're live.

00:29:34.000 Quick question.

00:29:35.000 We just watched your super cut of the most recent Predator stuff.

00:29:41.000 Are the cops waiting for these guys outside?

00:29:43.000 Well, with season one, they were not.

00:29:47.000 Now, with season two, which we just got done filming, the plan was that they were also not going to.

00:29:53.000 But then one of the Pedos stuck around.

00:29:57.000 He first tried to warn other pedophiles that were showing up at the home.

00:30:02.000 And then he called the cops on himself to try to look like a good Samaritan and said there was an underage teen offering herself her sex in the home.

00:30:09.000 And the cops knew there wasn't something right.

00:30:11.000 We handed them the transcripts on the spot.

00:30:13.000 They arrested him.

00:30:14.000 And then for the remainder of the operation, they participated and basically videotaped them coming in and out of the home and then arrested them around the corner and coordinated evidence with us.

00:30:25.000 So for this one, they did.

00:30:27.000 In fact, we were very lucky.

00:30:28.000 And for season one, did you send the police the info afterwards?

00:30:33.000 Yes.

00:30:34.000 And Arlington County PD has an open investigation on a number of the predators, including the federal judge, as does the Department of Commerce Office of Inspector General, which is the parent agency of USPTO, the Patent and Trade Office,

00:30:49.000 that the judge works for.

00:30:51.000 So that sprouted a number of investigations.

00:30:54.000 Huh.

00:30:54.000 Okay, cool, buddy.

00:30:55.000 Thanks.

00:30:56.000 Good stuff.

00:30:57.000 All right.

00:30:58.000 That brings us to the war on kids, does it not?

00:31:00.000 I think it has to.

00:31:02.000 I think we have no choice.

00:31:04.000 The moron kids.

00:31:06.000 All right.

00:31:09.000 Hello, man.

00:31:10.000 I had a text page upgrade.

00:31:12.000 Who wants to pan my bag?

00:31:14.000 We are living in an ageism era where children are seen as human garbage.

00:31:20.000 Regulations to indoctrinate American school children with poisonous and divisive left-wing doctors.

00:31:31.000 Actually, I might steal a page out of...

00:31:36.000 Oh yeah, this is it.

00:31:38.000 Just listening to that Trump thing there.

00:31:40.000 Go to 1.9.

00:31:42.000 I'm listening to Joy Reed talk about how evil and stupid we are and how paranoid we are.

00:31:48.000 And it's funny when you hear the left and you go, yeah.

00:31:52.000 Yeah, that is what's going on.

00:31:55.000 That is when they say something outrageous and you're supposed to be insulted and you're like, nope.

00:32:01.000 Specifically, she said, the Republican Party is all aboard when it comes to stoking the anxieties of conservative white suburbanites to maintain control.

00:32:13.000 Yeah.

00:32:15.000 That's what's going on.

00:32:17.000 We are stoking anxieties.

00:32:20.000 Now, the difference between Joy and I is I think those anxieties are justified.

00:32:26.000 We saw a graphic novel last week Wherein a lesbian was sucking off another lesbian strap-on dick, and it was in the school library. 0.64

00:32:40.000 Now, the argument they're about to deliver here is that our kids are looking at porn anyway, and this is all a lie so they can kill black books.

00:32:51.000 She says we're trying to get rid of Toni Morrison.

00:32:53.000 Toni Morrison is a great author.

00:32:56.000 She's a very talented black woman who wrote a lot of really good books that everyone wants to read. 0.98

00:33:01.000 And no schools are trying to fucking cancel Toni Morrison, you lying cunt.

00:33:06.000 We're trying to cancel pornography.

00:33:09.000 Go ahead.

00:33:11.000 Welcome to the Republican Party of 2021.

00:33:14.000 Yes.

00:33:15.000 Our future dystopia is already here.

00:33:18.000 Agreed.

00:33:18.000 The Republican Party is all aboard when it comes to stoking the anxieties of conservative white suburbanites to maintain control.

00:33:25.000 Especially now that Glenn Young...

00:33:27.000 Like, we want to maintain control of our children.

00:33:30.000 She thinks it's the GOP controlling the White House or whatever.

00:33:33.000 No, parents want to maintain control of their children's education because when we don't, when we turn a blind eye, we check back in and you don't just have porn.

00:33:44.000 You have hidden figures as a documentary.

00:33:48.000 You have the Black Wall Street as a fact.

00:33:52.000 You have all of these bullshit lies, including the George Floyd bullshit and Trayvon Martin and all of these fake stories of cops shooting black kids for sport.

00:34:03.000 You have all that crammed back in.

00:34:04.000 And we have to get in there and untangle all your bullshit like a bunch of Christmas lights that just were pulled out of storage.

00:34:11.000 So yeah, we want to maintain control of our destiny and not let you fuckers. 0.87

00:34:16.000 Look at this white bitch. 1.00

00:34:18.000 Bourgeois immigrants from Africa, the elites come here. 0.99

00:34:23.000 They live the life of Riley.

00:34:26.000 They send their daughter to Harvard.

00:34:27.000 She's not too smart.

00:34:28.000 So she just studies film, which is like, how do you get an F?

00:34:33.000 I didn't like Star Wars.

00:34:34.000 Okay, A plus.

00:34:36.000 I love Star Wars.

00:34:37.000 Okay, A plus.

00:34:38.000 I don't fucking know.

00:34:40.000 That's her degree. 0.98

00:34:42.000 That's her Harvard degree.

00:34:44.000 And all she does is bitch about me. 1.00

00:34:51.000 You were the black attorney general.

00:34:53.000 Was that stoking fears of racism?

00:34:56.000 Is that how she got elected? 0.62

00:34:59.000 And buoyed by a little book banning.

00:35:01.000 Can you imagine, as somebody who wasn't a Republican statewide elected official, coming into office with your platform and your closing argument being, I will ban Tony Morrison books.

00:35:15.000 At that point, don't you then have to follow through, right?

00:35:18.000 You took the Trumpian pill.

00:35:20.000 You got to.

00:35:23.000 Banning Tony Morrison is not a thing.

00:35:26.000 Did it happen once?

00:35:27.000 Possibly.

00:35:30.000 99% of the books we want to ban are fucking pornographic.

00:35:35.000 We don't want them banned from the public the way you do.

00:35:38.000 Go to Amazon.

00:35:39.000 I'm not saying this literally, Ryan.

00:35:41.000 Go to Amazon and look up when Harry Became Sally.

00:35:46.000 It's gone.

00:35:49.000 What is this?

00:35:50.000 This is just about the book?

00:35:52.000 It's the Banned Books Project.

00:35:55.000 Now, they've banned 1984 and Brave New World.

00:35:58.000 In 2007, Kentucky parents raised concern about violence within Beloved.

00:36:04.000 Beloved was taken off.

00:36:06.000 So that's A Place in Kentucky in 2007.

00:36:12.000 In 2012, Beloved was in the list of banned books.

00:36:18.000 This is not a pattern here.

00:36:20.000 2016.

00:36:25.000 Say it was Moral Sewage.

00:36:27.000 I've never read Beloved at all.

00:36:28.000 Actually, no, I did read Beloved.

00:36:29.000 That's her most popular book.

00:36:32.000 So yeah, we have three cases of this in the past 15 years.

00:36:37.000 That's not what critical race theory is about.

00:36:40.000 No one is worried about Toni Morrison's beliefs.

00:36:43.000 And by the way, Toni Morrison did grow up in a racist America.

00:36:47.000 This is not, we're worried about the new shit when you're bitching about a place where you're basically treated like a very tall person. 0.97

00:36:54.000 We're not talking about civil rights violations like Toni Morrison experienced.

00:36:58.000 She's old as hell. 1.00

00:37:01.000 We want to ban critical race theory in porn.

00:37:04.000 And we don't want it banned from society.

00:37:07.000 We don't want it used to indoctrinate our children.

00:37:11.000 Grotesque images of rape, murder, and sexual abuse are recurring throughout the book.

00:37:15.000 Okay, so now we're getting the whole story.

00:37:20.000 I think high school students should be reading images of rape, murder, and sexual abuse.

00:37:25.000 It's important.

00:37:26.000 Maybe like 16 and up, not fucking nine-year-olds.

00:37:33.000 All right, that's enough.

00:37:36.000 Speaking of academics, go to 1.7.

00:37:38.000 This is slightly old news.

00:37:39.000 Oh, no, not this one.

00:37:40.000 This one isn't old news.

00:37:41.000 But you'll notice a pattern here.

00:37:42.000 Just like their cozy sweaters, academics who talk about pedophilia tend to want to fuck your kids.

00:37:52.000 Yes, most kids are not harmed long-term by getting molested.

00:37:56.000 Did you know that?

00:37:57.000 Wow.

00:37:58.000 Wow.

00:38:00.000 This is an interesting new theory.

00:38:02.000 I know a guy who was blown in camp.

00:38:06.000 Believe me, I've done my very best to go kill this person or make him suffer.

00:38:10.000 I shouldn't say that, legal problems.

00:38:12.000 I've done my best to make sure this person was pursued by the justice system.

00:38:18.000 And it was deemed impossible.

00:38:20.000 And eventually, when you're trying to help people, things are out of your hands if they don't want your support.

00:38:26.000 But this guy made it very clear to me that if he ever gets terminal cancer or his wife dies or something like that, his first on the to-do list is to go track down this dude who's in another city and blow his fucking head off.

00:38:38.000 This is because he was blown when he was 12.

00:38:40.000 This guy is like 32 now.

00:38:42.000 It's not Ryan.

00:38:44.000 I've heard that a million times.

00:38:45.000 How many times have you heard about a guy chasing down a priest from the 80s and trying to kill him for what he did 20, 30 years ago?

00:38:54.000 It is deep, the trauma from child molestation.

00:38:58.000 And to trivialize it is Downright sociopathic.

00:39:02.000 Anyway, go back by college.

00:39:06.000 Most kids are over it.

00:39:07.000 Ever talk to women who got molested?

00:39:10.000 Yeah, they're not fans.

00:39:12.000 In fact, their sex life changes permanently.

00:39:15.000 I dated a woman who was molested as a kid, and the only way we could have sex was very violent and disturbing.

00:39:22.000 And she wanted to be publicly humiliated, too.

00:39:25.000 Like in the grocery store once, I slapped her with some pita bread because she got the wrong kind.

00:39:33.000 I wasn't particularly enjoying it, but that's what turned her on because intimacy had been completely ruined.

00:39:40.000 So any sort of hugging, loving, that was wiped off the map.

00:39:43.000 So we had to go above that and I had to slap her around and fucking throw her on the bed. 1.00

00:39:51.000 It obviously didn't work out long term, but yeah, they don't get over it and some like it.

00:39:58.000 Now, that is an idiotic and insane belief.

00:40:02.000 But imagine having an idiotic and insane belief and writing publicly about it with pride on Twitter.

00:40:10.000 I've met, I think, six adult women who got molested and liked it. 0.99

00:40:16.000 I don't like you, Robert Lindsay.

00:40:19.000 And by the way, I don't believe you about those women.

00:40:21.000 I think the woman, let's say they exist and you're not lying.

00:40:25.000 The six adult women who got molested, it was some sort of slightly uncomfortable sexual experience they had that might be seen as molestation in retrospect, but actually wasn't.

00:40:35.000 It was consensual.

00:40:36.000 And they're saying, I kind of like the danger of it.

00:40:39.000 That's not molestation, you fucking pig.

00:40:42.000 Let's go next with him.

00:40:44.000 Where is he at?

00:40:45.000 California State University.

00:40:48.000 Talking to kids all day.

00:40:50.000 That's his job.

00:40:51.000 And then what does he write about?

00:40:52.000 What's the next one?

00:40:55.000 Most child molesters are not pedophiles.

00:40:58.000 Let's download that.

00:40:59.000 Is sexual attraction to female minors normal among males?

00:41:03.000 Sounds pretty normal to me.

00:41:05.000 Problems in the diagnosis of OCD.

00:41:07.000 Subtypes of pure OCD.

00:41:10.000 This guy is on the spectrum and he's a fucking pedophile.

00:41:16.000 And then we have this ghoul.

00:41:18.000 What?

00:41:18.000 Total ghoul.

00:41:20.000 Yeah, look at the way he's sort of like having trouble figuring out the camera in the photograph.

00:41:24.000 What is this now?

00:41:25.000 Now, then what I do is screen, then I hit click, and then the picture's taken his ass. 0.81

00:41:30.000 Glasses are fogged up.

00:41:32.000 All Marxists dress the same, too.

00:41:36.000 They're all like day four of house arrest.

00:41:41.000 1-8, this is an ancient Chinese secret.

00:41:45.000 But this weird chick who's taken so much testosterone, she has pubes sticking out of her face. 1.00

00:41:50.000 She wants you to know, non-binary professor advocates a destigmatized pedophiles in New Book. 1.00

00:41:56.000 And then, of course, she's pictured next to our famous, our most, our favorite child sex defender, Noah Blatarski.

00:42:06.000 Blatsky.

00:42:06.000 Blatsky?

00:42:07.000 Oh, I thought that was a lock without his makeup.

00:42:10.000 No.

00:42:11.000 Locke is brown without his makeup, Brian.

00:42:13.000 Oh.

00:42:14.000 Keep going down.

00:42:15.000 I wonder if they'll have the Alien Walker.

00:42:18.000 There she is.

00:42:20.000 Question.

00:42:21.000 I use the term minor attracted person or map in the title and throughout the book for multiple reasons.

00:42:26.000 First of all, because I think it's important to use terminology for groups that members of the world.

00:42:31.000 Hold on a second.

00:42:32.000 Just stop.

00:42:34.000 What the fuck is happening here?

00:42:35.000 So a lesbian decides she's too masculine to be a woman, right? 1.00

00:42:40.000 Takes a bunch of tea and then becomes the most effeminate man in the entire country.

00:42:49.000 That's like me saying, I can't do this anymore.

00:42:51.000 I'm a woman.

00:42:52.000 And then I show up here the next day.

00:42:55.000 I don't have any facial hair, but I have this same hairdo and a suit on.

00:42:58.000 And I'm like, hey, what's up?

00:43:01.000 I'm a total fucking tomboy.

00:43:03.000 I want to go boxing.

00:43:05.000 You're like, okay, you didn't really move the dial very far.

00:43:08.000 You know what I mean?

00:43:09.000 Like, here is a butch woman. 1.00

00:43:13.000 Here's a normal woman. 1.00

00:43:15.000 Here's a normal guy.

00:43:17.000 Here's a very, very, this is the line, but by the way, between many women. 1.00

00:43:20.000 Here's a very, very butch woman. 1.00

00:43:22.000 And here's a very, very effeminate dude.

00:43:24.000 She went that far.

00:43:25.000 Why bother?

00:43:28.000 It's like, I fucking hate it here in America.

00:43:31.000 And you live right on the border of America and Canada.

00:43:35.000 And then you move 40 feet to the Canadian side and go, yes, I finally made it.

00:43:41.000 I went from Watertown to fucking Ottawa.

00:43:47.000 Yes, I'm free from that hellhole.

00:43:49.000 Anyway, sorry.

00:43:51.000 Go back to Alyen. 0.98

00:43:53.000 Alan?

00:43:54.000 Oh, it's Alan with a weird spelling, right?

00:43:56.000 Which kind of makes my point.

00:43:58.000 Ailen.

00:44:00.000 You're not really an Alan.

00:44:02.000 You did all that from Alyssa to just become Alan.

00:44:07.000 And map advocacy groups like Before You Act have advocated for use of the term map.

00:44:13.000 They've advocated for it primarily because it's less stigmatizing than other terms like pedophile.

00:44:20.000 A lot of people, when they hear the term pedophile, they automatically assume that it means a sex offense.

00:44:25.000 Yeah, they always think it's negative.

00:44:28.000 Why does everyone think negative when you say pedophile?

00:44:32.000 What's the problem?

00:44:32.000 I'm not a murderer.

00:44:33.000 I'm a life remover.

00:44:35.000 I just want to murder people.

00:44:37.000 I'm a sociopath who has no feelings and no empathy.

00:44:41.000 I dream every night about slitting people's throats.

00:44:43.000 I just don't do it.

00:44:44.000 It's stigmatized.

00:44:45.000 And I'm the bad guy?

00:44:47.000 Just because I'm dying to kill your entire family in their sleep?

00:44:51.000 And that isn't true, and it leads to a lot of misconceptions about attractions toward minors.

00:44:57.000 I've definitely heard...

00:44:58.000 What?

00:44:58.000 Our?

00:44:59.000 Oh, so she's admitting she's one of them.

00:45:01.000 Attractions toward minors.

00:45:03.000 True, and it leads to a lot of misconceptions about attractions toward minors.

00:45:07.000 No, about attractions.

00:45:09.000 I've definitely heard the idea that you brought up, though, that the use of the term minor attractive person suggests that it's okay to be attracted to children.

00:45:17.000 But using a term that communicates who someone is attracted to doesn't indicate anything about the morality of that attraction.

00:45:24.000 This is a new pet peeve of mine.

00:45:26.000 It's people reading, pretending they're not reading.

00:45:29.000 With the little eyebrows like this.

00:45:31.000 But being a minor attractive person, anyway, that's got nothing to do with what she's actually saying.

00:45:38.000 Let's go to 20 because Joy Reed just said that you and I don't want Toni Morrison read by anyone.

00:45:47.000 And that's what this is all about.

00:45:48.000 Racism, of course, because she's black. 1.00

00:45:50.000 And CRT doesn't actually exist.

00:45:53.000 And then we had our buddy, what's his name?

00:45:56.000 Steve Zalzberg.

00:45:58.000 I've hung out with him before.

00:45:59.000 Malzberg.

00:46:00.000 Yeah.

00:46:01.000 You want to hear something crazy about him?

00:46:02.000 Yes.

00:46:04.000 He's scared of elevators.

00:46:07.000 And when I was doing my old show, we were on the ninth floor.

00:46:11.000 And I go, so, and he goes, is there stairs?

00:46:13.000 I go, no, I don't think so.

00:46:14.000 I think you got to take the elevator.

00:46:16.000 He goes, can you have someone to come down with me and then take me up?

00:46:19.000 I go, okay, I guess I could get Garrett to go down.

00:46:23.000 But what's Garrett going to do if you guys get stuck?

00:46:27.000 They'll hold you close and sing to you if we get stuck.

00:46:31.000 The only person that could help you is Superman.

00:46:35.000 And even that's going to be pretty complicated.

00:46:37.000 I guess, say that the elevator just started plummeting.

00:46:40.000 Superman could hold you like this underneath him so all the shit fell over his head and didn't crush you.

00:46:49.000 You know what I mean?

00:46:50.000 Yeah.

00:46:50.000 Because you can't go down with the elevators.

00:46:51.000 You're going to have to go through the roof of it.

00:46:57.000 Let's hear this Rhode Island teacher talk about CRT.

00:47:00.000 Look how hideous Whoopi Goldberg is.

00:47:03.000 Is that a one or a two?

00:47:05.000 It is not being taught.

00:47:06.000 Critical race theory is something that is taught in some law schools.

00:47:10.000 It started in Harvard Law School.

00:47:12.000 That is the truth of it.

00:47:14.000 The view on the views, critical race theory, is that it does not exist.

00:47:19.000 And that's consistent with the media's mantra in the aftermath of the research.

00:47:22.000 I love Steve Mahlsberg, by the way.

00:47:23.000 I feel bad shitting on him, but doesn't he look like a cartoon caricature of Steve Mahlsberg?

00:47:30.000 Like, you know that puppet show, Spittin' Image?

00:47:32.000 Yeah.

00:47:33.000 He looks like Spittin' Image did a Steve Malzberg.

00:47:36.000 If Spittin' Image did him, it would just be regular.

00:47:38.000 Yeah, they would un Malzberg Malzberg.

00:47:42.000 He has an exaggeration of his own features.

00:47:45.000 I love his shotgun, though.

00:47:47.000 What's that?

00:47:48.000 The Malzberg?

00:47:49.000 Oh.

00:47:50.000 Just now is Ramona Bessinger a teacher for over 20 years.

00:47:54.000 She's currently in Providence, Rhode Island.

00:47:56.000 And there she is.

00:47:58.000 And Ramona, I want to let the viewers know we're taping this during school hours.

00:48:03.000 And you are not in the classroom teaching the kids in your school.

00:48:06.000 You're being punished, I guess is the word, basically, for daring to tell the truth about what's going on in our public schools, yours specifically.

00:48:14.000 Start from the beginning.

00:48:16.000 What did you speak out about and why?

00:48:20.000 I spoke out against the curriculum, basically our previous curriculum, which had lots of diversity, lots of multicultural materials. 0.58

00:48:31.000 I spoke out about this whole other racialized curriculum that has come into our schools.

00:48:38.000 That person who was speaking earlier is 100% correct.

00:48:41.000 We're not teaching critical race theory.

00:48:43.000 It's implicit in the culture.

00:48:46.000 It is implicit in all the reading materials.

00:48:49.000 It is implicit in all the projects that the kids are doing.

00:48:52.000 It is causing great harm and racial divide and hostility between children.

00:49:01.000 And it really has to stop.

00:49:04.000 So, hold on.

00:49:05.000 I don't think she's expressing herself very well.

00:49:06.000 What she's saying is the old ways included a lot of diversity and multiculturalism, and it was not the white way only.

00:49:14.000 It had a lot of nuance, and it included, of course, slavery and the American and all that stuff.

00:49:19.000 Then they changed it, and they made it about oppressor and oppressed.

00:49:24.000 And that's what she has a problem with. 1.00

00:49:29.000 I want to interrupt.

00:49:30.000 So you're saying that technically there's no, okay, class, time for critical race theory.

00:49:36.000 So they could claim it's not being taught, but it's melded into the curriculum, in your view.

00:49:42.000 So it's being taught just by other things that are being taught.

00:49:46.000 It's in there, correct?

00:49:49.000 That is correct.

00:49:50.000 It's in the narratives.

00:49:53.000 You know, my buddy Ricky, she's a girl.

00:49:56.000 She went to see black Klansmen.

00:49:58.000 This story is about three years old or so.

00:50:01.000 And she goes, it was really uncomfortable.

00:50:04.000 It's a really shitty movie.

00:50:06.000 It's a stupid movie, too.

00:50:08.000 It's all about a black guy who joined the KKK.

00:50:10.000 He didn't.

00:50:11.000 He called them, said he was white.

00:50:14.000 They arranged a meeting, and then he sent the white guy to go do all the dirty work.

00:50:18.000 So a black guy made a phone call.

00:50:22.000 Anyway, she said, after the movie was over, oh God, those cars are beautiful.

00:50:33.000 Everyone got up and all the black, it was like half black, half white, the audience, and they were staring at each other.

00:50:39.000 And she said there was just incredible tension and animosity.

00:50:44.000 And it was whites spooked at their past, I guess, or this version of their past. 0.98

00:50:49.000 And then, oh, that's David Duke.

00:50:52.000 And blacks furious at whites for their disgusting, horrible background. 1.00

00:50:58.000 Which, again, this is Spike Lee's interpretation of the past.

00:51:02.000 So Spike Lee was generating hate.

00:51:04.000 He's a hate group.

00:51:06.000 He created hate where there was none.

00:51:10.000 That's what the SPLC does. 0.93

00:51:12.000 All of these groups that do hate monitoring are manifesting hate.

00:51:16.000 Will Sommer, Christopher Matthias, Jacob Wall.

00:51:20.000 These guys foment hate.

00:51:26.000 Fucking losers.

00:51:29.000 All right, we don't have a interstitial for this, but I would be remiss if I didn't cover Kyle Rittenhouse.

00:51:36.000 So let's pretend there's a Kyle Rittenhouse thing going on.

00:51:40.000 Kyle Rittenhouse, Rittenhouse, in the middle of our street.

00:51:45.000 Rittenhouse.

00:51:46.000 I don't know.

00:51:49.000 This is a great channel to follow.

00:51:51.000 Oh, yeah?

00:51:51.000 I hypocrite.

00:51:52.000 I hypocrite.

00:51:53.000 Oh, I follow him on Twitter.

00:51:56.000 This is just a prosecution would be a great Halloween costume.

00:52:00.000 It's sad we just missed Halloween.

00:52:02.000 Wow, yeah.

00:52:03.000 You get a faux hawk, a Star Wars pin, some HM, shitty gear.

00:52:09.000 What's the turtle doing?

00:52:10.000 59th in Sheridan.

00:52:13.000 this is 27 minutes long, but it's all the moments that people look funny.

00:52:20.000 Well, Armstrong.

00:52:22.000 Armstrong.

00:52:24.000 Some questions.

00:52:26.000 To try to better understand what was coming off, but this is him explaining he gets long hate messages on his phone.

00:52:35.000 I'm not saying that it didn't happen, but I wasn't chasing the defendant.

00:52:39.000 This is a good one.

00:52:40.000 You were running after him?

00:52:42.000 No.

00:52:43.000 No.

00:52:44.000 Okay.

00:52:45.000 What about the video of you running at him?

00:52:50.000 And you said in the text, I just need address.

00:52:55.000 Do you recall that?

00:52:55.000 Yes.

00:52:56.000 Why did you need the address of a location you already missed?

00:53:01.000 I just wanted to pinpoint it on the Google Maps because GPS, because you know, with all the roads were closed down in Kenosha, I just wanted to know the best route to drive there with Dominic.

00:53:14.000 But you just told us that you drove past here every day up and down Sheridan.

00:53:18.000 Why did you need to?

00:53:18.000 The roads are blocked in this competition.

00:53:21.000 Kyle didn't defend himself well here.

00:53:23.000 When you have a destination, like say this studio, right?

00:53:26.000 Even though you know how to get to it, if there's a bunch of roadblocks, you put it into your GPS.

00:53:30.000 So when you get detoured, you can still see what you have to do to get back.

00:53:35.000 And you can see how far away you are.

00:53:37.000 And if you get discombobulated, it recalibrates you and shows you your destination.

00:53:43.000 They were trying to frame it like he had always planned to go there and it was a hit that maybe the Proud Boy set him out on.

00:53:50.000 There's a hit going on.

00:53:51.000 I noticed even on the right, though, there's this discussion that he never should have been there and that was stupid.

00:53:58.000 Really?

00:53:59.000 Didn't you say defund the police, we can police ourselves?

00:54:02.000 I thought that's what the left kept screaming at us.

00:54:05.000 Okay, he went to police his neighborhood.

00:54:07.000 Fuck your state lines.

00:54:08.000 It's his neighborhood.

00:54:10.000 Isn't that what we're supposed to do when you get rid of the police?

00:54:13.000 In the most recent thing where Proud Boys tipped over that van that had Antifa shit in it and riot gear, which they said was an ambulance.

00:54:21.000 The media said was an ambulance.

00:54:22.000 They go, where are the police?

00:54:24.000 Where are the police?

00:54:25.000 You said get rid of the police.

00:54:27.000 Then you started burning down this guy's community.

00:54:29.000 So he went around there to provide medical aid and put out fires.

00:54:34.000 He was also armed because it was a dangerous situation.

00:54:37.000 What's the problem here?

00:54:38.000 I was a little disappointed with our friend Sam Roberts' take.

00:54:41.000 It was a nice cold take, Sam.

00:54:44.000 But he said, he said, you know what?

00:54:45.000 He's an asshole because he went out with a gun and blah, blah, blah. 0.80

00:54:50.000 What do you think is going to happen?

00:54:51.000 But it's like, you know, if you stay home, that doesn't make the bad guys stay home that are burning down your town.

00:54:56.000 If your town's being burned down, you're not going to go help people.

00:54:58.000 And by the way, he wasn't there to shoot people.

00:55:00.000 He was there to help and provide aid.

00:55:02.000 So I don't think he's informed.

00:55:04.000 It's pussies. 0.56

00:55:04.000 I mean, Sam Roberts is a great guy, but he's also a pussy. 0.56

00:55:07.000 He's never been in a fight.

00:55:08.000 He likes to watch men fake fight in a ring.

00:55:12.000 But when was the last time he had bloody knuckles?

00:55:15.000 He doesn't understand the world we're living in.

00:55:17.000 And he's a bystander.

00:55:19.000 He's a critic.

00:55:20.000 He's on the sidelines.

00:55:21.000 He's not in the fray.

00:55:23.000 If you're remotely close to the fray, you need to be armed and you need to fight.

00:55:26.000 And sorry, that's just the way it is.

00:55:28.000 This guy was defending his community.

00:55:31.000 And even helping the protesters by giving them aid.

00:55:34.000 He was just helping anybody who needed help.

00:55:36.000 Yeah.

00:55:37.000 He should have just stayed home.

00:55:39.000 Just stay home and let your town burn.

00:55:41.000 No.

00:55:42.000 No.

00:55:44.000 That's a pussy way to live. 1.00

00:55:46.000 I'm not even from Wisconsin.

00:55:48.000 I was getting really mad that they burned down that 100-year-old store.

00:55:51.000 Oh, yeah.

00:55:52.000 It was terrible.

00:55:53.000 And then this family, they owned another store that got burned down, just like a wife and husband, and fucking just gone.

00:56:01.000 And they go, well, it's insured.

00:56:03.000 It's just property.

00:56:04.000 No, something like 30 to 40% of retail businesses are not insured.

00:56:10.000 They can't afford insurance.

00:56:12.000 They didn't have insurance.

00:56:14.000 Well, then they deserve to die.

00:56:15.000 Okay.

00:56:16.000 That seems a little rich.

00:56:19.000 So I always said that Kyle's going to get four years just to prevent riots.

00:56:23.000 But now it's looking like this judge might be ballsy enough.

00:56:26.000 And if he gets away with first-degree reckless endangerment, it could just be probation.

00:56:33.000 I don't fucking know.

00:56:35.000 What's that?

00:56:36.000 There's a map of all the different things happening here.

00:56:39.000 Yeah, why?

00:56:40.000 It's this weird, it's such a submissive cuck thing to say.

00:56:44.000 You should just stay home.

00:56:45.000 If people are burning down the community, just don't get involved.

00:56:49.000 Remember that mayor, was it Baltimore, who said we need to give them room to riot?

00:56:54.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:56:55.000 No.

00:56:56.000 Look, there's rapists out on the streets.

00:56:59.000 Let them rape a few girls. 1.00

00:57:00.000 What are you going to do?

00:57:02.000 If you get in there, there's just going to be trouble.

00:57:04.000 Let them rape. 1.00

00:57:06.000 You've got to get another system.

00:57:08.000 Yeah.

00:57:08.000 I don't believe so.

00:57:10.000 But you decided you needed to run because of the fire in the Duramax?

00:57:13.000 Yes.

00:57:14.000 Why?

00:57:15.000 What was so urgent?

00:57:16.000 It was a fire.

00:57:23.000 It was a fire.

00:57:24.000 I don't know.

00:57:25.000 You're familiar with them.

00:57:26.000 They've been around since the cave days.

00:57:28.000 Well before Caveman, but as far as our interaction, it's been roughly cave days.

00:57:33.000 And I think we learned at a very early age that you don't fuck with that shit.

00:57:36.000 Objection.

00:57:37.000 Fire cooks food keeps you warm.

00:57:40.000 Sustained.

00:57:42.000 Fire under control cooks food and keeps you warm.

00:57:48.000 What's this 1-4?

00:57:50.000 Back in 1-4.

00:57:52.000 Oh, this is a good meme that debunks the trope.

00:57:57.000 If he was black, he'd be locked up already. 1.00

00:58:00.000 How many times have you heard that?

00:58:01.000 If he was black and he crossed state lines with a gun, he'd be dead. 1.00

00:58:05.000 Really?

00:58:06.000 What about Simpkins?

00:58:09.000 Who shot four people, including a teacher?

00:58:11.000 I don't know if they're all recovered, by the way.

00:58:14.000 Remember one of them was in intensive care?

00:58:17.000 Kyle Rittenhouse shoots three criminals in self-defense.

00:58:19.000 Bail set at $2 million.

00:58:20.000 I can't read it, Ryan.

00:58:22.000 Harassed by state and the blankety blank.

00:58:26.000 He brought a gun to school, released the next day, $25,000 bail.

00:58:30.000 I think that's cheaper than Max and John had for fighting Antifa.

00:58:36.000 I saw it, speaking of black privilege, I saw Deion Warwick's tweets have their own art show, I think at the Metropolitan Museum of Art.

00:58:46.000 Deion Warwick.

00:58:48.000 Can you imagine if that was a fat old dude like, I don't know, Bob Seeger or Randy Bachman, them putting his things?

00:58:57.000 No.

00:58:57.000 That sounds awesome.

00:58:59.000 Black privilege. 0.83

00:59:00.000 Norm McDonald's should be in an art museum.

00:59:03.000 This is, you know, people seeing through different filters.

00:59:06.000 Oh, Shizmobin. 1.00

00:59:07.000 Shizmobin's, if he was black, shake my head. 1.00

00:59:10.000 Shake my effing head, excuse me.

00:59:12.000 What is going on here?

00:59:12.000 And they're pointing out how Kyle's right behind the judge, not handcuffed.

00:59:16.000 The bailiff is across the room.

00:59:18.000 This is the exact point in the favor of his innocence when Jack Pesobic posted the same thing and said, are you paying attention yet?

00:59:25.000 Like, they don't treat him like a murderer because he's not a murderer.

00:59:29.000 This happens all the time.

00:59:30.000 If Kyle attacked the judge, they'd have a great case.

00:59:34.000 They'd go, white people can do whatever they want.

00:59:37.000 But it's sort of like this dude I saw who said, I was pulled over by the police and I had an illegal rifle in the back seat and they didn't search my car and they never found it.

00:59:46.000 And I was like, and what did you do with the rifle?

00:59:48.000 Oh, I brought it back to my dad and he was, it's his hunting rifle.

00:59:51.000 I just wasn't supposed to have it.

00:59:53.000 Okay, so the police were right.

00:59:55.000 Right.

00:59:55.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:59:56.000 They got the right guy.

00:59:57.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:59:58.000 Or Jay-Z when he's like, yo, I got in 99 problems where he's like, the cops are pulling me over.

01:00:03.000 Yeah, you're a crack dealer.

01:00:06.000 Isn't he also saying, like, so you're just going to let an unhandcuffed man behind a judge?

01:00:11.000 Because I know what I would do if I was behind a judge, not handcuffed.

01:00:15.000 It's like showing your cards, my friend.

01:00:18.000 Shizmabin is not known for their astute political analysis.

01:00:21.000 They're better at just showing a car blow up.

01:00:24.000 Yeah.

01:00:25.000 Jesus.

01:00:26.000 So this was the guy, 1-5, Andrew Sullivan.

01:00:28.000 He's a good writer.

01:00:30.000 He's been around forever.

01:00:31.000 I remember him from at least 20 years ago, The Weekly Dish.

01:00:36.000 And as he points out, the 2016 election, Kyle Rittenhouse, these are all the things they got wrong.

01:00:43.000 The Covington Catholic Schoolboys, Russian collusion, the vaccines, bounties on U.S. soldiers, the lab leak theory, which they said was false.

01:00:52.000 Jussie Smollet, which they said was real.

01:00:54.000 The Pulse shooting, which they said was a conservative.

01:00:59.000 They called him a conservative.

01:01:01.000 Sort of.

01:01:02.000 He was a Muslim and he killed homos. 1.00

01:01:04.000 The Atlanta shootings, Hunter Biden laptop, inflation, the Steele dossier.

01:01:14.000 And then he cites in that article, it's a great article, by the way.

01:01:16.000 He cites the New York Times.

01:01:17.000 And this is, I love when people compile all of these fake news narratives because when you find out that no one trusts the media anymore, you think, well, why is that?

01:01:26.000 Because they earned it.

01:01:28.000 They earned this skepticism.

01:01:31.000 On August 26th, the morning after the killings, the Rittenhouse killings, the authorities were, this is the New York Times, he's quoting, the authorities were investigating whether the white teenager who was arrested was part of a vigilante group.

01:01:45.000 His social media accounts appeared to show an intense affinity for guns, law enforcement, and President Trump.

01:01:52.000 So, and then he leaves the quote, Rittenhouse's race is specified.

01:01:55.000 The race of the many killed and injured were not.

01:01:57.000 They were also white.

01:02:00.000 Here's an interesting conundrum.

01:02:01.000 How many people in America do you think think that Kyle Rittenhouse shot black people?

01:02:08.000 Out of, say, 100 people who know about the case at all, know who Kyle Rittenhouse is, what percentage of those think he shot black people?

01:02:16.000 13%.

01:02:18.000 It's funny how 13% of those people are responsible for almost 60% of the bullshit surrounding this case.

01:02:26.000 It seems wildly disproportionate, doesn't it?

01:02:31.000 All right, we're running out of time, in a sense.

01:02:35.000 Let's jump over to Proud Boys.

01:02:43.000 Proud Boys don't start fights.

01:02:44.000 They finish them.

01:02:45.000 Proud of your boy.

01:02:48.000 I'll make you proud of your boys.

01:02:52.000 Proud boys, stand back and stand by.

01:02:57.000 I had a lot of Proud Boys on Veterans Day ask me what the birthday of the club is.

01:03:04.000 Right.

01:03:04.000 And I looked up a bunch of stuff.

01:03:06.000 There was the Tommy's Tavern meeting on September 11th in 2015.

01:03:13.000 But I did an interview then.

01:03:15.000 And in the interview, I'm talking about all the different chapters and Britain and all over the place.

01:03:21.000 So it was definitely before that.

01:03:23.000 It was in the fall.

01:03:25.000 And I think I'm, don't quote me on this.

01:03:27.000 I shouldn't even be saying it.

01:03:29.000 But I'm pretty sure it was May 26th when I said on the Gavin Prime Minister.

01:03:34.000 I can say that, yeah, yeah.

01:03:34.000 Introducing the Proud Boys.

01:03:37.000 Yeah, because there's a, Garrett was kind enough to send us the write-ups.

01:03:41.000 Yeah, that's where I got it from.

01:03:42.000 Yep.

01:03:43.000 And the first mention listed there is May 26th.

01:03:48.000 Right there.

01:03:48.000 10.41 a.m.

01:03:49.000 AM.

01:03:50.000 Now I'm having him send me the actual episode so I can verify.

01:03:56.000 I want to hear about pizza tits. 1.00

01:03:59.000 Those are the worst tits there are. 1.00

01:04:00.000 Correct.

01:04:02.000 We know Clark Kemp, guy who did, what was it, four months at Rikers, fighting over a girl, and she had the worst.

01:04:09.000 I can show you them.

01:04:10.000 You can show the tits? 1.00

01:04:11.000 You want to see tits that put my man, a proud boy, in jail for four months? 1.00

01:04:16.000 You ready for this?

01:04:18.000 And you know me.

01:04:19.000 I'm not a titsnob.

01:04:20.000 Oh, I got the pictures right here.

01:04:22.000 You have the picture I'm looking for?

01:04:23.000 Yeah, it's right here.

01:04:24.000 I hate the tits. 1.00

01:04:26.000 Classic case.

01:04:28.000 I don't even mind what's her name's Tits. 1.00

01:04:30.000 That chick who's super famous had the You Can Milk Me song. 1.00

01:04:35.000 I'm a Cow.

01:04:36.000 Doji Cat.

01:04:37.000 Doji Cat.

01:04:38.000 She's got more pancake because they have a round.

01:04:41.000 Oh, yeah.

01:04:41.000 Well, these are probably pancakey.

01:04:43.000 I just use pizza because it's a funny word.

01:04:46.000 Here we go.

01:04:47.000 Okay, this is coming over to you, Rye Guy.

01:04:50.000 Should I airdrop it?

01:04:51.000 You can text it.

01:04:52.000 What about this?

01:04:53.000 Gavin's iMac?

01:04:56.000 No.

01:04:57.000 Oh, that went to my desk.

01:05:00.000 Yeah, texting it, it'll work.

01:05:01.000 No, no, I'll.

01:05:03.000 Hey, someone was asking me the other day, oh actually my kid, is Katsu your real name, or did you just put that in?

01:05:10.000 My middle name.

01:05:12.000 It's your real middle name.

01:05:14.000 Yeah.

01:05:14.000 Okay.

01:05:15.000 I would just put that in there.

01:05:16.000 I started using it not too long ago because it was hard to Google Ryan Rivera.

01:05:22.000 And I was told maybe you should go back.

01:05:24.000 That's true.

01:05:25.000 No, I do.

01:05:26.000 Sometimes I'll just fill out no middle name and just disappear into the Riveras.

01:05:31.000 Into the searches.

01:05:34.000 Oh, geez.

01:05:37.000 Not safe for work.

01:05:38.000 We'll wait for those tits. 1.00

01:05:39.000 Oh, they're safe for work.

01:05:40.000 Imagine doing four months at Rikers for those.

01:05:46.000 Damn.

01:05:46.000 I've told you the story before.

01:05:47.000 Every time I bring it up with him, he sends me back an emoji going, her lifting up her tits. 1.00

01:05:55.000 I mean, he could have been knifed in Rikers.

01:05:57.000 Imagine you died for those tits? 1.00

01:06:01.000 She's young, too.

01:06:03.000 So those are the highest they've ever been and the lowest and they're the highest.

01:06:08.000 No, the lowest they've ever been and the highest they're ever going to get.

01:06:11.000 This is our Silverman joke.

01:06:15.000 So the Prowboys were on Curb Your Enthusiasm. 0.57

01:06:17.000 I didn't know Curb Your Enthusiasm was out.

01:06:19.000 Brand new season.

01:06:21.000 Four episodes in.

01:06:23.000 Oh, great.

01:06:25.000 There we are.

01:06:28.000 I don't know if you're going to be able to do it.

01:06:29.000 This is my favorite show.

01:06:30.000 Look at this.

01:06:30.000 My favorite show is cringing.

01:06:34.000 He just got out of the optometrist.

01:06:35.000 That hurts.

01:06:36.000 Proud Boys are my favorite guys.

01:06:38.000 It's the best times I've had in my life.

01:06:40.000 And there he is cringing at us.

01:06:42.000 My favorite guy.

01:06:43.000 Cringing.

01:06:43.000 My favorite guy cringing at my favorite guys.

01:06:46.000 What a strange feeling.

01:06:47.000 To be fair, he just got out of the optometrist, and the doctor left a pirate's booty on the floor, saw it, and didn't pick it up.

01:06:54.000 So that becomes a really big point of contention.

01:06:58.000 So that's why he's cringing.

01:07:00.000 Not necessarily for the PBs.

01:07:05.000 Oh, okay.

01:07:06.000 Good.

01:07:07.000 I misread the picture.

01:07:10.000 Wait, the trans people are walking towards the Prowboys. 0.99

01:07:13.000 I guess it's just like an overall rally.

01:07:17.000 Shut up a green bitch. 1.00

01:07:19.000 Oh, my gosh.

01:07:21.000 What are you doing, man?

01:07:22.000 I'm so sorry.

01:07:23.000 So sorry.

01:07:24.000 Look at this.

01:07:25.000 Come on, dude.

01:07:26.000 So sorry, I just came from the eye doctor.

01:07:28.000 They dilated my pupils and everything's kind of, I didn't see you.

01:07:32.000 Well, look at that.

01:07:33.000 This is totally ruined.

01:07:34.000 I can't believe this is happening.

01:07:36.000 I'm screwed for today.

01:07:38.000 What am I supposed to do?

01:07:39.000 You can't wear that anymore.

01:07:42.000 Would you go to an event like this?

01:07:44.000 Oh, yeah, you got the rally.

01:07:45.000 Yeah, I got the rally.

01:07:47.000 You can't wear that to a rally.

01:07:49.000 No, I can't.

01:07:49.000 No.

01:07:50.000 No way.

01:07:51.000 Did you just get a sheet?

01:07:52.000 No, I don't want to wear a fucking sheet.

01:07:53.000 It's not a sheet.

01:07:54.000 Anyway, this is a rope.

01:07:56.000 Feel it.

01:07:57.000 That's not...

01:07:58.000 I thought it was a sheet.

01:07:59.000 I can't afford to go get another one of these.

01:08:01.000 But what if that's just temporary?

01:08:03.000 You put a sheet on just for today?

01:08:04.000 No, I'm not going to wear a sheet in spare time.

01:08:06.000 I can't do that.

01:08:07.000 That's total amateur, man.

01:08:09.000 Yeah, you got to get that clean.

01:08:10.000 This really is Jane.

01:08:12.000 I'll tell you what I could do.

01:08:13.000 That coffee really got on there bad, didn't it?

01:08:15.000 It sure did.

01:08:16.000 You know, usually with...

01:08:17.000 I spilled coffee on my rug the other day in the middle of the night.

01:08:20.000 Robe?

01:08:22.000 No rug.

01:08:22.000 Okay.

01:08:23.000 Phew.

01:08:24.000 And I was there nude, scrubbing away.

01:08:27.000 My wife brought me vinegar, and we just made sure the coffee didn't take.

01:08:31.000 And I scrubbed and scrubbed and scrubbed with a shout and a cloth and a bit of a wet cloth, and we were good.

01:08:38.000 White carpet, fine.

01:08:40.000 So you could have got that out, dude.

01:08:42.000 Yeah.

01:08:42.000 I know it makes for a funny sitcom, but so we weren't really at a clan rally, were we?

01:08:47.000 No.

01:08:48.000 I mean, we were at a rally.

01:08:49.000 No, no, I don't mean in real life.

01:08:50.000 I mean in that scene.

01:08:52.000 Because there was a trans person also there.

01:08:55.000 Yeah, it was just a protest with two sides to dispute.

01:08:58.000 But we could have been...

01:08:59.000 I know this is absurd, but it's at least one in a million.

01:09:02.000 We could have been protesting the Klan.

01:09:05.000 True.

01:09:07.000 The club would protest the Klan, sure.

01:09:09.000 Speaking of which, okay, let's get serious.

01:09:11.000 Somebody said that was you, by the way.

01:09:12.000 And I was like, no, that's the guy that Gavin's LARPing as with his iron and resin this year.

01:09:17.000 But he goes on to.

01:09:19.000 If we're going to move on, I just want to point out this quick thing.

01:09:22.000 He offers to dry clean it, and then there's this scene, which is kind of based, a little too based for myself.

01:09:27.000 It's not mine.

01:09:27.000 It's slow.

01:09:28.000 That's hope.

01:09:28.000 It's, yeah, it's a Klansman's robe, and I spilled coffee on it, and it's my responsibility, and I feel like, you know, I spill, I clean.

01:09:35.000 If it's your responsibility, then it's your responsibility to take it somewhere else, because I don't want it in my store.

01:09:40.000 I don't want to clean it.

01:09:41.000 I don't want to touch it.

01:09:42.000 Last time you came across a Jewish dry cleaner.

01:09:44.000 Let me just say this, as far as Klansmen go, he's a decent Klansman.

01:09:48.000 A decent Klansman is a Klansman.

01:09:52.000 True, true, but you see what you're doing here?

01:09:55.000 What you're doing is what they're doing.

01:09:57.000 You don't have anything to do with this particular group.

01:10:00.000 That's their mantra.

01:10:01.000 And now that's what you're doing.

01:10:03.000 This group hates me.

01:10:04.000 I'm a Jew.

01:10:05.000 I understand.

01:10:06.000 You see this cheek?

01:10:07.000 All right, look.

01:10:08.000 See?

01:10:08.000 See what I'm doing?

01:10:09.000 I'm turning that cheek.

01:10:10.000 Turn the cheek.

01:10:11.000 Turn your cheek.

01:10:12.000 Let's not be like them.

01:10:14.000 See, this is why he's great.

01:10:16.000 I would never think to do a cheek analogy.

01:10:18.000 You see this cheek?

01:10:20.000 Okay.

01:10:21.000 Thank you.

01:10:22.000 Thank you.

01:10:22.000 I really don't like this, but I'll do it.

01:10:24.000 I really appreciate that.

01:10:27.000 If there's any way I can get this robe by tomorrow, he's got big rallies coming up in Santa Fe and Tucson.

01:10:34.000 Three o'clock tomorrow.

01:10:35.000 By the way, you know anyone who owns a cow.

01:10:39.000 We're in the middle of a city.

01:10:40.000 The tip jar thing or like the donating to the Jewish community thing?

01:10:46.000 Yeah, I don't think that happens too often, but okay.

01:10:48.000 Thank you so much.

01:10:49.000 Really appreciate it.

01:10:50.000 You know what?

01:10:51.000 I don't have any change.

01:10:52.000 You know, it takes bills.

01:10:53.000 Yeah, it's hard to stuff them in there.

01:10:56.000 It's very narrow, I see.

01:10:57.000 Not that hard.

01:10:58.000 By the way, no starch, no crease.

01:11:00.000 No starch, no crease.

01:11:02.000 He's a great writer.

01:11:05.000 But seriously, folks, the war on us, and when I say us, I don't just mean Proud Boys.

01:11:10.000 I mean anyone who supports Trump.

01:11:12.000 I've got a friend in Virginia who just had the FBI come by her house because she worked on Trump's 2016 campaign.

01:11:20.000 That's it.

01:11:21.000 No fucking Jan 6, no Proud Boys, no Oath Keepers, no online hate, nothing.

01:11:27.000 She just worked on the Trump campaign.

01:11:28.000 The FBI paid her a visit.

01:11:30.000 I know of three people who have their bank accounts frozen.

01:11:33.000 Nick Fuentes was just here in New York City.

01:11:35.000 We should have done a sit-down interview with him.

01:11:37.000 He was very busy.

01:11:38.000 But I go, did you fly here?

01:11:39.000 No, no, he drove there.

01:11:41.000 Here.

01:11:42.000 He drove here.

01:11:43.000 And there's a rumor that he's banned from one airline because he started shit.

01:11:47.000 That's the same as the rumor that Tiny Totze shot himself in the foot.

01:11:51.000 Tiny was shot by Antifa, who shot several times and got him once.

01:11:56.000 Nick is banned from all flying.

01:11:59.000 Nick Fuentes, who sort of made a Holocaust joke a little bit involving Cookie Monster once and doesn't give a shit if you call him racist.

01:12:11.000 That's basically his sins in a nutshell.

01:12:14.000 He never showed it, by the way.

01:12:18.000 I talked to Tiny on the phone.

01:12:20.000 It couldn't have been a more unfortunate way to go through a foot.

01:12:24.000 It went right through the heel bone, that whole heel thing. 0.86

01:12:28.000 Look, you can see where it came out.

01:12:32.000 You can see where it went in and where it went out.

01:12:34.000 Here's the picture, a diagram.

01:12:38.000 Oh, yeah, we did show the diagram before.

01:12:41.000 Like, that's the majority of the heel bone. 0.84

01:12:43.000 I bet he has problems for the rest of his life with that.

01:12:45.000 And I hope the Antifa has problems for the rest of his life for that.

01:12:49.000 But yeah, isn't that crazy?

01:12:52.000 Like, please try to separate yourself from the politics.

01:12:55.000 Someone with the political belief system that, by the way, was mainstream 25 years ago, like Obama was against gay marriage.

01:13:06.000 He want the border closed.

01:13:07.000 So did Clinton.

01:13:08.000 So did Hillary Clinton. 0.89

01:13:10.000 So he was basically liberal 25 years ago.

01:13:12.000 Now Nick Fuentez cannot fly.

01:13:15.000 He may not use air travel.

01:13:18.000 Three people have frozen bank accounts.

01:13:21.000 What the fuck is going on?

01:13:26.000 And one of the main America First guys here on the weekend was black, and he was in the front, so he's in every photograph.

01:13:33.000 And you could see the journalist at the New York Times going, I guess we're going to keep running with the, there's the guy, the guy with the headphones.

01:13:44.000 I guess we're going to keep running with the black, with the multiracial white supremacy. 0.93

01:13:49.000 Is that what we have to run with?

01:13:51.000 Which brings me to Brandon Vaughan.

01:13:54.000 Now, this guy, I talked about him before, he's a hoser, he's a redneck, he's down for whatever.

01:13:58.000 When the Proud Boys started, or even before Proud Boys, when we were protesting things like Ilhan Omar and Linda Sarsour and all these Muslim groups, more like Canada's version of Tommy Robinson people, we had a lot of support from the JDL, the Jewish Defense League.

01:14:15.000 And they would even do security at our events.

01:14:19.000 And so we became close with them.

01:14:27.000 We became close with them.

01:14:29.000 And then one of the guys, not a proud boy, just a hoser, is palling around with him.

01:14:34.000 He goes, I fucking love Israel.

01:14:36.000 Fuck.

01:14:36.000 I'm a total Zionist.

01:14:37.000 I love Canada.

01:14:39.000 I love the West.

01:14:40.000 And that includes Israel as far as I'm concerned.

01:14:41.000 And they go, oh, we're having a rally in D.C. Why don't you come down with us?

01:14:45.000 He goes, fucking rights, I'll come down.

01:14:48.000 So they, the JDL, flies Brandon to D.C. He's there hanging out with them, waving Israeli flags, having a gay old time. 0.93

01:14:55.000 This Palestinian dude, I believe he's a professor, he shows up and he wants to fight. 0.97

01:15:00.000 And he's screaming at them, fuck Israel, fuck you, bastards, you're bastards.

01:15:04.000 And they're like, fuck you, dude.

01:15:05.000 And then he gets in their face.

01:15:06.000 He starts trying to grab their signs.

01:15:08.000 So the JDL starts fighting him.

01:15:11.000 He fights back.

01:15:13.000 They beat him up.

01:15:16.000 This guy won't let it go.

01:15:17.000 He comes back later.

01:15:18.000 He attacks Brandon.

01:15:19.000 Brandon punches him, hits him to the ground, knocks him to the ground.

01:15:23.000 The police see all this.

01:15:25.000 They go, he's a troublemaker, whatever.

01:15:27.000 He doesn't want to press charges.

01:15:28.000 No, no, forget the press charges part, but this doesn't seem like a big deal.

01:15:33.000 Then he's talking to the cops and he's hanging out there afterwards.

01:15:38.000 I guess later, this Palestinian professor presses charges.

01:15:42.000 Because Brandon wouldn't have been hanging out if he was arrested on the spot, right?

01:15:45.000 So he was hanging out there.

01:15:47.000 Later, the Palestinian presses charges.

01:15:49.000 This guy, Brandon, goes back to Ottawa.

01:15:54.000 And then later, he joins the Proud Boys.

01:15:57.000 So now the hate crime thing is ramped up.

01:16:00.000 He's facing 15 years.

01:16:04.000 And the Canadian Jewish news and the ADL have completely disowned him.

01:16:08.000 The people who flew him down there have no idea who he is.

01:16:11.000 He's totally dead to them.

01:16:13.000 They've totally stabbed him in the back and abandoned him.

01:16:15.000 And the Canadian Jewish news here is going on the assault.

01:16:19.000 So the JDL flies him down.

01:16:22.000 And then when he gets in trouble, they turn on him, the same group I should say, turns on him and says, fuck this guy.

01:16:28.000 And check out this quote at the end of that thing.

01:16:31.000 Vaughn is well known in nationalist and anti-Muslim circles.

01:16:35.000 Okay, that might be true.

01:16:37.000 He describes himself on his Facebook page as proud Christian, proud loyalist, proud Canadian, proud Zionist, proud British.

01:16:45.000 All right, everything seems pretty okay so far.

01:16:48.000 He also shows his support for such far-right groups as La Muet, the Northern Guard, the Jewish Defense League, right, who flew him down there, and Proud Boys.

01:17:02.000 This is the craziest part.

01:17:03.000 Vaughn's pro-Jewish leanings seem to reflect the growing phenomenon of white nationalists and neo-Nazis aligning with some Jews on the right.

01:17:19.000 Where'd you get white nationalists from?

01:17:22.000 And then it gets worse.

01:17:23.000 Go back to that article?

01:17:29.000 In my views, there can never be a reason for any Jewish group to join hands with those philosophy, with those whose philosophy was and continues to be the elimination of our people. 0.99

01:17:41.000 What?

01:17:42.000 That doesn't make sense.

01:17:44.000 So Brandon Vaughan, the Zionist, wants to eliminate the Jewish people, according to this fucking guy.

01:17:51.000 15 years in prison he's facing.

01:17:54.000 Now you go, the old me would go, whatever, the truth, you know, runs marathons, lies run sprints, he'll be fine.

01:18:02.000 That was pre-clown world.

01:18:05.000 So we're talking to lawyers.

01:18:06.000 This was the guy, by the way, who the reason he knows that he had been arrested and he was on trial was it appeared in the local Ottawa Citizen, the newspaper, and it said, Not so proud now, are we?

01:18:20.000 So the law enforcement tipped off local media before they talked to him and his lawyer.

01:18:26.000 And we've seen this numerous times.

01:18:27.000 We saw this with Roger Stone, right?

01:18:30.000 The 15-minute stakeout.

01:18:33.000 Here's another fascinating article.

01:18:35.000 This is a great time to be on our side because the news is fucking interesting.

01:18:40.000 The narrative is so far off, as we discussed earlier with that Andrew Sullivan article where he lists 16 things the media was wrong about.

01:18:48.000 January 6th and Proud Boy's involvement is becoming a bigger one.

01:18:51.000 This was, I didn't even know this.

01:18:54.000 Finally, some good writing by, no, no, that's not it.

01:19:00.000 Oh, you're still stuck in Brandon Vaughan.

01:19:03.000 So none of the articles about Brandon Vaughn explain that when he was fighting that Palestinian, he wasn't a proud boy.

01:19:10.000 That's irrelevant to them.

01:19:12.000 The way it works, it's retroactive here.

01:19:14.000 This is the article.

01:19:15.000 Where are the neon-hatted proud boys?

01:19:18.000 Now, Ryan, you and I have been around.

01:19:20.000 We've been to a lot of national meetups.

01:19:22.000 Go back to those orange hats.

01:19:24.000 Do you recognize any one of these people?

01:19:27.000 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, and no.

01:19:31.000 And Joe Biggs here on the corner is not wearing an orange hat.

01:19:36.000 Wouldn't he know if this was a thing, if this was a Proud Boy thing, wouldn't he know to have worn the orange hat?

01:19:42.000 So in this article by, what's her name?

01:19:45.000 Julie Kelly, we discover that though Ethan Nordine are looking at, they've already been in prison for over a year, by the way.

01:19:54.000 Oh, no, sorry.

01:19:56.000 Their trial won't start till they've been in prison for a year.

01:19:59.000 They're looking at May 2022.

01:20:03.000 I'm sorry to laugh, but Ethan Nordine, Joe Biggs, still in prison, a couple of other guys, but no orange hats.

01:20:13.000 So it's becoming clear that the orange hats are feds.

01:20:17.000 Just like the kidnapping of Governor Whitmer, where 13 feds were involved in planning it and a few dupes.

01:20:25.000 The January 6th Proud Boys event, when we said we're not going, they said, fine, we'll just put on a bunch of orange hats as feds and we'll be the Proud Boys.

01:20:33.000 Yeah, first they were probably like, let's do yellow.

01:20:35.000 And they'll be like, no, because we're going to get confused who's a fed, who's an actual Proud Boys.

01:20:40.000 Why don't we do orange?

01:20:41.000 That's a good idea.

01:20:43.000 Well, check it out.

01:20:45.000 Other video shows neon-hatted Proud Boys storming past the first police barrier on the west side of the Capitol, a breach led by Ryan Samsel after a brief conversation with Ray Epps.

01:20:55.000 We've all seen Ray Epps, right?

01:20:56.000 The Fed who would not shut up about how we have to storm the Capitol.

01:21:01.000 Another indicted January 6th instigator suspected of government ties.

01:21:04.000 That's Ray Epps.

01:21:05.000 And getting close to the building, a restricted...

01:21:07.000 Wait, I shouldn't have paused there.

01:21:08.000 Let me start the sentence again.

01:21:10.000 Again, we're reading women's writings, so they tend to have run-on sentences. 1.00

01:21:13.000 Other video shows neon-hatted proud boys storming past the first police barrier on the west side of the Capitol.

01:21:18.000 A breach led by Ryan Sampson after a brief conversation with Ray Epps, another indicted January 6th instigator suspected of government ties.

01:21:25.000 And getting close to the building, a restricted area for which others have been cited for trespassing.

01:21:31.000 God, ladies, you really got to work on your writing skills. 1.00

01:21:35.000 I love you.

01:21:36.000 This is a great article.

01:21:38.000 But you write clunky.

01:21:43.000 You have to kill your darlings. 0.76

01:21:45.000 If you have a dash that has a whole other sentence in it, let's make another sentence.

01:21:51.000 Archived footage shows these neon-hatted demonstrators bolting up a set of stairs against past police, again, past police near the inauguration platform.

01:22:03.000 But while Biggs, Nordine, and two other Prowl Boys have been incarcerated since last spring, denied bail despite having no criminal record and being charged with only nonviolent offenses, none of the neon-hatted Prowl Boys have been arrested or charged.

01:22:19.000 Of the nearly 1,500 photos posted on the FBI's most wanted list for January 6th, not one suspect is wearing an orange neon cap.

01:22:41.000 I threw my pencil away.

01:22:44.000 We should use this time to utilize our news.

01:22:48.000 Oh, yes.

01:22:58.000 You ruined it with your cursor.

01:23:01.000 If you'll go to my getter account, you'll see I discovered a typo in Caddyshack.

01:23:05.000 A video error.

01:23:08.000 It won't load.

01:23:10.000 What do you mean?

01:23:10.000 Getter won't load?

01:23:12.000 Getter loads.

01:23:14.000 The post doesn't load.

01:23:16.000 We say why?

01:23:17.000 We wonder.

01:23:20.000 And you tried everything?

01:23:22.000 I tried both browsers.

01:23:23.000 Maybe you got a log in on my phone.

01:23:25.000 Let me log in here.

01:23:28.000 You should always be logged in, Penis. 0.86

01:23:30.000 I thought I was.

01:23:32.000 What the fuck?

01:23:34.000 Um.

01:23:36.000 Yeah, plays on mine.

01:23:38.000 That's the phone.

01:23:39.000 Oh, now it's playing audio with no video.

01:23:44.000 Oh, there it is.

01:23:47.000 Anyway, this is all too much work.

01:23:48.000 Okay.

01:23:50.000 That's a lot of chatting.

01:23:51.000 Let's uh let's uh move on, folks.

01:24:01.000 Yeah.

01:24:02.000 We'll do my pet bid another day.

01:24:05.000 He really is fucked, though, isn't he?

01:24:08.000 Okay, I have to.

01:24:09.000 I just have to include this.

01:24:14.000 Yeah, I got a show 2-3.

01:24:16.000 Fucking 2-3.

01:24:18.000 You're giving up on Getter?

01:24:20.000 I'm still working on the Getter.

01:24:22.000 It shouldn't be something you're working on.

01:24:24.000 You're not hacking into the mainframe.

01:24:27.000 Well, I'm glad I brought this up, too, because remember earlier When we were looking at that trans binary fucking lesbian, and she was doing that thing where she pretends she's reading, I'm at the point now where even Tucker, the greatest newsman of all time, I still can't stop looking at his eyes reading a cue card. 0.99

01:24:46.000 And maybe it's because we work so hard on this show, but I just have had enough.

01:24:52.000 Yes?

01:24:54.000 We might be able to get the audio, but video code.

01:24:57.000 Video trans coding?

01:24:59.000 What the fuck?

01:25:00.000 It's like coding, but with a dress on.

01:25:02.000 Anyway, give up.

01:25:05.000 I just can't look at people who are reading a script anymore.

01:25:10.000 I think it's going the way of the dodo bird.

01:25:12.000 So remember where you are there.

01:25:14.000 What are you at?

01:25:14.000 413?

01:25:16.000 Go back to the beginning and watch this guy.

01:25:19.000 He's not reading a cue card, and it just makes for such a much better show.

01:25:24.000 It's trending now.

01:25:25.000 I think it's suddenly becoming obvious.

01:25:27.000 I mean, social media, a lot of chatter about it, that America has a real leadership crisis.

01:25:33.000 And it's not just that its president Joe Biden seems to have dementia that's getting rapidly worse.

01:25:39.000 So the best way to get something done, if it holds near and dear to you, that you like to be able to...

01:25:48.000 Anyway.

01:25:51.000 Well, we're waiting to get a lot done.

01:25:56.000 Adding to the problem is that the person who would take over from him, if he can't go on, is his vice president.

01:26:01.000 She's totally clueless. 1.00

01:26:03.000 And it's not just that she's not doing a job like fixing the border crisis that she was asked to do.

01:26:09.000 We're the laughing stock.

01:26:10.000 Won't go near it.

01:26:11.000 Check this out.

01:26:13.000 Being asked during a briefing, I think it was last week by NASA if NASA could perhaps use its satellites to track down racist trees.

01:26:38.000 Yeah, black people live in poorer neighborhoods.

01:26:40.000 We're familiar with that content.

01:26:41.000 And now she's on a visit to France.

01:26:44.000 Okay, so anyway.

01:26:46.000 If he is reading cue cards, he's a fucking genius.

01:26:48.000 But go to Nancy Pelosi.

01:26:50.000 Now, let me just stop here.

01:26:53.000 We are the laughingstock, international laughing stock.

01:26:56.000 Everyone is looking at our leaders, who are all senile, by the way.

01:27:00.000 To go back to Megan McCain, she's wrong about a lot of shit, but she's right. 0.98

01:27:04.000 Why are post-70-year-olds running the world?

01:27:10.000 They won't give up their positions because they have dementia and they don't think, they don't know they suck.

01:27:15.000 You know what my dad did, by the way?

01:27:17.000 He was at a friend's house, drank three bottles of wine, and fell down the stairs.

01:27:22.000 He broke his rib.

01:27:23.000 No.

01:27:24.000 Yes.

01:27:24.000 And as my mother is explaining this on the phone, I can hear him in the background going, no.

01:27:34.000 And I'm like, dad, I've had broken ribs.

01:27:36.000 It sucks.

01:27:37.000 Sneezing, laughing, getting out of bed, getting in and out of the car.

01:27:43.000 They're all death sentences.

01:27:44.000 They're all stabbing.

01:27:46.000 But it's like a broken arm.

01:27:49.000 If you hold it right, it doesn't hurt.

01:27:50.000 So what's with the fucking screaming in the background?

01:27:53.000 He goes, I brought this upon myself.

01:27:55.000 I've nobody to blame but me.

01:27:57.000 I go, yeah, no one's disputing that.

01:28:00.000 Do you think you're being really brave and noble by taking the blame for drinking three bottles of wine and falling downstairs?

01:28:06.000 Wow.

01:28:07.000 Way to own it.

01:28:10.000 Anyway, that's 70-year-olds for you.

01:28:14.000 And then my mother goes, I've never been that drunk except for that time I was date raped.

01:28:18.000 Remember that story?

01:28:20.000 I do.

01:28:20.000 She got so wasted, she decided that the locals had put rhohipnol in her drink.

01:28:25.000 She wasn't actually raped, but it's called the date rape drug. 1.00

01:28:30.000 They got through step one.

01:28:32.000 I was step one of being raped.

01:28:35.000 Okay, mom.

01:28:36.000 Anyway, so I speak Joe Biden.

01:28:40.000 I took a course.

01:28:41.000 I had that, what do you call that thing where you take the thing and you listen to it on the thing?

01:28:46.000 What's that called?

01:28:47.000 The learning the other language thing?

01:28:49.000 Oh, Rosetta Stone.

01:28:50.000 I took the Rosetta Stone of Joe Biden.

01:28:51.000 I passed with Flying Colors.

01:28:53.000 I just started my Nancy Pelosi night course at speaking fluent Nancy Pelosi.

01:29:00.000 So I'm in the same boat as you guys.

01:29:02.000 I'm unilingual when it comes to this woman. 0.98

01:29:06.000 And maybe she's speaking some insider terms, but here is Australia having a good laugh at our Speaker of the House. 0.82

01:29:12.000 We're sending stuff over to the Senate.

01:29:15.000 Well, most of the product that we've done is except now we may have added it in the last day or so.

01:29:23.000 And some of what we added is Senate to the bill, like hearing.

01:29:28.000 Bernie doesn't like hearing.

01:29:30.000 Excuse me.

01:29:30.000 Bernie loves hearing.

01:29:32.000 Mansion doesn't want hearing in the bill and all that stuff.

01:29:36.000 So some is Senate-oriented, and then we had the family medical leave.

01:29:40.000 We figured if they're putting things in, I think I get this.

01:29:45.000 So we were putting a bunch of stuff into the bill at the last second.

01:29:49.000 Most of what we put in the bill was put in the past day and a half, and there's a lot of Senate-related issues.

01:29:53.000 Now, Mansion doesn't like Senate-related stuff, but we put it in anyway.

01:29:59.000 And that includes stuff about hearings.

01:30:01.000 Manchin doesn't want us to put in stuff about hearings, but we put it in anyway.

01:30:05.000 Oh, my God.

01:30:06.000 Wow.

01:30:07.000 It's like I have a babble fish in my ear.

01:30:10.000 Even if Manchin doesn't like it.

01:30:12.000 So we are getting some bird and privilege.

01:30:23.000 I think mostly we're getting privileged scrub.

01:30:25.000 Because privilege scrub is deadlift to a bill.

01:30:28.000 Bird is important.

01:30:31.000 You have to take it out.

01:30:32.000 Okay, what was that?

01:30:32.000 Okay.

01:30:34.000 Scrub, bird.

01:30:35.000 You want to scrub things out of a bill.

01:30:37.000 So privileged scrub means you scrub out things where it's like Nancy Pelosi's daughter gets a Rolls-Royce.

01:30:44.000 That's privileged scrub.

01:30:45.000 That shouldn't be in the bill.

01:30:46.000 So we're taking that out.

01:30:47.000 That's nepotism.

01:30:49.000 Bird scrub is deadly to a bill.

01:30:52.000 She said deadless, but she meant deadly.

01:30:54.000 And that's taking bird something.

01:30:56.000 Now, I don't know what bird means, but maybe it's a political term.

01:30:59.000 And it means Like earmarking or something like that.

01:31:03.000 I don't know why it's called bird, but there's some sort of bad thing in a bill that's related to the word bird.

01:31:08.000 And she said that's what we're doing now.

01:31:09.000 So we did privilege scrubbing, now we're doing bird scrubbing.

01:31:13.000 Okay?

01:31:18.000 I think mostly we're getting privileged scrub because privilege struggle is deadlift to a bill.

01:31:23.000 Bird is important.

01:31:26.000 You have to take it out.

01:31:27.000 But privilege violation can take you out.

01:31:32.000 That's just hypnotic, Daisy.

01:31:35.000 America's got 330 million people.

01:31:37.000 It ends up with judgment hypnotic as a term, too.

01:31:40.000 I mean, that's such a perfect term because I was drifting away trying to wonder what a bird is.

01:31:46.000 All right, let's get to the mailbag.

01:31:48.000 Let's.

01:31:50.000 That's just hypnotic, Daisy.

01:31:52.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a damn.

01:31:57.000 Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.

01:32:02.000 Let me touch it.

01:32:07.000 Oh, my stars.

01:32:09.000 I just got the bill.

01:32:12.000 I mean, sorry, the bill.

01:32:15.000 I just got the episode of the Gavin McInnes show.

01:32:21.000 I should forward it to you, but you tend to take nine hours to do things.

01:32:28.000 What are these now?

01:32:30.000 Oh, these are just the documents.

01:32:31.000 Documents?

01:32:34.000 What the fuck?

01:32:35.000 I thought he was sending me the episode.

01:32:39.000 Does it just say the date?

01:32:40.000 It doesn't say the episode.

01:32:42.000 No, no, he's going to send it later.

01:32:44.000 That was an old email.

01:32:45.000 I'm sorry, my bad.

01:32:46.000 March 26th, right?

01:32:49.000 Okay.

01:32:50.000 Antifa autocorrect.

01:32:52.000 Hey, Enola Gay and Little Boy. 0.50

01:32:55.000 What's Enola Gay mean?

01:32:57.000 Celebrity, I look like?

01:32:58.000 Wasn't that the plane that dropped the bomb, which was the atomic?

01:33:04.000 Oh, all right.

01:33:06.000 Okay.

01:33:08.000 So I guess I bomb you?

01:33:11.000 Anyway.

01:33:14.000 I was talking about the bullshit that will probably go down in Kenosha and receive this autocorrected notification.

01:33:20.000 Antifa was lowercase.

01:33:21.000 Antifa is lowercase, guys.

01:33:24.000 That's part of their whole, like, we don't have rules and we're not special and we're from the people.

01:33:29.000 Jackass does it too.

01:33:30.000 It's like a 90s thing where you're all lowercase.

01:33:33.000 It's really corny.

01:33:34.000 It's very Helvetica.

01:33:35.000 It's very bare bones.

01:33:37.000 It's super lame.

01:33:38.000 But Antifa does it. 0.51

01:33:39.000 So they're wrong to autocorrect it, Antifa uppercase.

01:33:43.000 But I think it's pretty interesting that scum was included.

01:33:49.000 I've never seen that before.

01:33:53.000 Thing is, if you have written that before, no, because that's straight from Apple.

01:34:02.000 Wow.

01:34:04.000 That's vivid.

01:34:05.000 Kind of vid, huh?

01:34:07.000 Very vivid.

01:34:07.000 I think it's pretty vid.

01:34:13.000 And then we have this guy who emails us about 50 times a day, so I'm not going to read his thing just to punish him.

01:34:23.000 There's a funny meme from Trees, and it's Europeans arrive. 0.96

01:34:27.000 This is the red flag.

01:34:28.000 Gotcha.

01:34:28.000 Funny.

01:34:29.000 Europeans arrive in Africa, 1652.

01:34:31.000 Africans arrive in Europe, 2020.

01:34:37.000 Yeah, guys, like, build a better boat.

01:34:40.000 We can't because of racism.

01:34:43.000 How is it racism that you can't build a boat when we were putting that together 400 years ago?

01:34:48.000 Slaves were putting that together.

01:34:50.000 A, no, but B, say they were.

01:34:52.000 Then can't they do it again?

01:34:54.000 400 years later?

01:34:58.000 I've been getting this a lot.

01:34:59.000 Dwayne Peters.

01:35:01.000 A lot of us have been noticing the legendary skater and vocalist of U.S. bombs has been pretty much on our level since the Comics have been taking over.

01:35:07.000 Now he has a show on YouTube, and it should be uncensored because he's going to get canceled soon.

01:35:13.000 Okay.

01:35:14.000 I like Dwayne Peters.

01:35:16.000 He's a very weird dude.

01:35:17.000 He's always been a weird dude.

01:35:27.000 He was big in the 80s.

01:35:35.000 LA rots your brain, doesn't it?

01:35:51.000 Click on his show in a random spot, though.

01:35:57.000 No, go back to that.

01:36:01.000 On any Sunday, the great escape.

01:36:06.000 Man, did I hit the nail on that fucking hammer this morning?

01:36:11.000 I was just thinking, I've been watching all these What's My Lines annihilate man and woman. 0.60

01:36:20.000 Anyway, huge.

01:36:23.000 Hollywood.

01:36:27.000 Because I read all these other old magazines, I feel like the aliens are telling other aliens or other people that don't understand.

01:36:39.000 No thanks.

01:36:40.000 I think I'll stick to Jacob Wall turning DC upside down and shaking out all the shit.

01:36:46.000 We don't have an alien show yet.

01:36:47.000 But look at this.

01:36:48.000 I think I might have found it.

01:36:50.000 How'd you find it?

01:36:50.000 Because it brought me to...

01:36:52.000 I used the text and then found the EP.

01:36:55.000 But the EPs don't go far back enough.

01:36:58.000 Well, this is showing March 5th.

01:37:01.000 Wait, no, May 26th, 2016.

01:37:05.000 Hold on, hold on, hold on.

01:37:07.000 A name for this movement I've been thinking about.

01:37:11.000 We're all of common beliefs here.

01:37:14.000 We're all sick of the grievance industry.

01:37:16.000 We're all sick of being ashamed.

01:37:18.000 We all want a modicum of decorum.

01:37:20.000 We all want to improve our lives.

01:37:21.000 We want to get better, as the bleachers say.

01:37:24.000 But what's the name of our movement?

01:37:26.000 What do we call ourselves?

01:37:27.000 I got it.

01:37:29.000 We are called, you ready for this?

01:37:32.000 The Proud Boys.

01:37:37.000 And then I'm scared watching this.

01:37:39.000 Someone in a time machine is going to blow my head off.

01:37:41.000 Wow.

01:37:42.000 And then I'll just vanish.

01:37:43.000 You'll vanish.

01:37:45.000 But the show will continue somehow.

01:37:48.000 We're waiting.

01:37:50.000 Something?

01:37:50.000 Those guys are pussies.

01:37:51.000 You know the most dangerous gangs?

01:37:53.000 They have names like the Crybabies and the Mama's Boys.

01:37:57.000 You have to fucking...

01:37:59.000 Like gangsters who murder people, they'll have a Looney Tunes Triple XL shirt on with Mickey Mouse on the front.

01:38:06.000 That guy is going to eat your children. 0.98

01:38:08.000 25th.

01:38:08.000 That's who we are.

01:38:09.000 2015?

01:38:10.000 May 26th?

01:38:12.000 2016.

01:38:13.000 2016?

01:38:16.000 Huh.

01:38:17.000 That seems so late.

01:38:19.000 Let me just make sure you're right here.

01:38:21.000 Yes.

01:38:22.000 Yeah.

01:38:23.000 Episode 153.

01:38:25.000 10.41 a.m.

01:38:28.000 That is.

01:38:29.000 So just like the Marines have their birthday, the Proud Boys' birthday is 10.41 a.m., May 26, 2016.

01:38:38.000 That took me all weekend.

01:38:39.000 So the archives on Compound go that far back?

01:38:43.000 They do.

01:38:45.000 They do.

01:38:47.000 I got to buy those shows off of Ant.

01:38:50.000 Apparently, though, Censored Compound isn't its own show on here, but that's fine because you could just look at...

01:38:58.000 Somebody emailed in that they don't have that.

01:39:01.000 I saw it as their own show.

01:39:03.000 Me too, at once, but.

01:39:05.000 Okay, anyway.

01:39:06.000 Oh, there it is.

01:39:07.000 Now I'm blocked on Facebook for a Rittenhouse post.

01:39:12.000 This is a guy you can't post your comment for three days.

01:39:16.000 So what did this guy, Clifford, post?

01:39:18.000 He posted, I got banned from Twitter for simply tweeting, God bless Kyle Rittenhouse, an American hero.

01:39:24.000 Well, I think you should be banned because an American hero is not a complete sentence.

01:39:29.000 So it should be God bless Kyle Rittenhouse, comma, lowercase, an American hero.

01:39:34.000 Yeah, this is just a grammar issue.

01:39:35.000 You're not being censored, sir.

01:39:37.000 The muckle chute made shitty houses once and also probably suck at drumming. 1.00

01:39:43.000 Sup, Boyos, I was looking at the muckle chute after it was mentioned on the show, and I saw this photo of something they show off at their history museum.

01:39:51.000 It's the shittiest house that has ever existed.

01:39:54.000 It's too small for anybody to fit in.

01:39:56.000 Oh, no, Ryan, that's just a model.

01:39:59.000 And that's also a Zoolander joke.

01:40:00.000 Aren't models supposed to be sexy? 1.00

01:40:02.000 Okay.

01:40:04.000 And milling wood was a European phenomenon that Indians never did and still don't do. 0.99

01:40:12.000 So those planks were not made by the muckshoots. 1.00

01:40:16.000 So what happened was the white man threw them a bunch of lumber and they created these pieces of shit.

01:40:23.000 This is like sub-homeless.

01:40:27.000 Right?

01:40:28.000 I mean, the boat's impressive.

01:40:30.000 It's beautiful.

01:40:32.000 But that house and the baby monster comments on that.

01:40:38.000 He says, it literally looks like they stack some boards on top of the other to make the roof.

01:40:43.000 They should not be showing this off to the public.

01:40:45.000 They should put a tarp over it and be embarrassed.

01:40:48.000 That's probably why you've never heard of them.

01:40:51.000 That was funny.

01:40:53.000 And then we have Cernovich, the nuking Japan and Cernovich's take. 1.00

01:40:58.000 And then it's someone saying, very simple, the Japs believe in total defeat.

01:41:01.000 Their belief system was so strong that it had to take something enormous and overwhelming to stop them.

01:41:05.000 So Cernovich is doubting that.

01:41:06.000 No.

01:41:08.000 How do I know this, Mike?

01:41:10.000 Because they were training women and children.

01:41:14.000 If you're training women and children to fight, it means you're prepared to continue after all the men are gone.

01:41:21.000 Eight-year-olds were learning how to fight.

01:41:23.000 That was the emperor's plan.

01:41:26.000 And he didn't offer to surrender until August 10th, after the second boom.

01:41:32.000 This was a passive kamikaze.

01:41:34.000 These are people that would fly their planes into boats.

01:41:39.000 I don't get your joke.

01:41:40.000 That dying entirely, having the entire...

01:41:45.000 You know, kamikaze, having one person fly and die is a microcosm of what they would have wanted, which is total auto destruction.

01:41:53.000 Oh, I see.

01:41:54.000 They're all kamikazes. 0.99

01:41:55.000 They're in for...

01:41:56.000 Yeah.

01:41:57.000 Ride or die.

01:41:58.000 In for the penny, in for a pound, as we see in Scotland.

01:42:01.000 True.

01:42:02.000 Johnny Gordon is back.

01:42:04.000 Hey, Gavin, confirmed straight Ryan.

01:42:06.000 Our favorite artist, Johnny Gordon, is back at it again.

01:42:09.000 Back at it again with the white bands.

01:42:12.000 With a new song released yesterday.

01:42:13.000 I think he watched a review of his last hit single, Vampire Killer, and took notes.

01:42:17.000 Please give it a listen.

01:42:20.000 Okay, let's listen to Johnny Gordon.

01:42:25.000 Here, guys, sunglasses for everyone.

01:42:30.000 What are they drinking?

01:42:31.000 Just beer?

01:42:35.000 I know you want someone.

01:42:40.000 Why is he making it based?

01:43:01.000 Utter garbage.

01:43:12.000 Well, congratulations, Ryan.

01:43:14.000 Someone's worse at music than you.

01:43:16.000 This guy's way worse because I way rule.

01:43:20.000 You didn't hear my newer songs.

01:43:22.000 Let me guess.

01:43:23.000 It reeks.

01:43:24.000 They don't reek.

01:43:24.000 No, they rule, actually.

01:43:26.000 So that's completely false.

01:43:28.000 I can give you a little snip.

01:43:30.000 Sure.

01:43:31.000 Okay.

01:43:32.000 There's ink blot, or there's...

01:43:34.000 Oh, no, no.

01:43:35.000 This one's even better.

01:43:37.000 This is going to rule so hard.

01:43:40.000 And you are going to say, oh, my God.

01:43:42.000 I promise it won't.

01:43:43.000 I promise you this will suck.

01:43:46.000 The question is, is it going to suck like this where I go, holy shit, that's so bad?

01:43:50.000 Or will I just go, ugh?

01:43:52.000 That's the range.

01:43:56.000 I'm going to go ahead and disagree with your ass right here.

01:43:59.000 Okay, here we go.

01:44:00.000 Hey, untitled.

01:44:01.000 Of course, it's taking you an hour to fucking load it up.

01:44:04.000 We're waiting.

01:44:05.000 No, that's not it.

01:44:06.000 Here we go.

01:44:37.000 Corny.

01:44:39.000 So corny.

01:44:40.000 Dude, you're an Eastern European. 1.00

01:44:42.000 Your name is Lotke.

01:44:45.000 I disagree.

01:44:46.000 You sound like a fucking cool, awesome Belarus band.

01:44:53.000 You sound like the hottest band in Belarus.

01:44:56.000 This part's cool.

01:44:57.000 Okay.

01:44:57.000 It brings back the main nobody.

01:45:00.000 This talk is about Ukraine and Russia and how Russia attacked Ukraine for no reasons.

01:45:07.000 This is called Let Ukraine Live Life and Liberty.

01:45:13.000 This is to Putin.

01:45:14.000 Fuck you.

01:45:18.000 You will never control Belarus.

01:45:22.000 There we go.

01:45:23.000 Now it sounds good.

01:45:25.000 Now I'm like, oh, they got their shit together.

01:45:31.000 Yeah, that's someone running away from your music.

01:45:33.000 No, it's not.

01:45:34.000 There's someone in the car.

01:45:36.000 My music is the guy, and the car's chasing me.

01:45:38.000 My music is the guy.

01:45:40.000 The bird which is the bald eagle.

01:45:42.000 This is going to be boring.

01:45:42.000 It's some pretty young girls just saying, what?

01:45:45.000 I don't get it.

01:45:47.000 But we might as well play it anyway.

01:45:48.000 Let's see.

01:45:49.000 Oh, that's not.

01:45:52.000 What is taking you so?

01:45:54.000 It's not flagged.

01:45:55.000 No, it's not.

01:45:56.000 But I just told you the subject heading.

01:45:58.000 Got it.

01:45:58.000 And opening, and now it's going from a minimum to a maximum.

01:46:05.000 You guys must have missed that.

01:46:07.000 The bird which is involved in a what?

01:46:10.000 No, she's standing.

01:46:11.000 That was a waste of our time.

01:46:13.000 All right, let's stick to red flags here.

01:46:16.000 Sort of.

01:46:18.000 Gavin Rai, if there was a right-wing SNL counterpart, it would look like this.

01:46:23.000 I'm going to ask you some questions.

01:46:25.000 This looks awesome.

01:46:25.000 Are you in the right place in your life?

01:46:27.000 In terms of...

01:46:28.000 Are you using any of the skills you learned in electricity school?

01:46:32.000 Are you happy living with your straight-ass sister?

01:46:35.000 Get up, it smells day dating your homeowish boyfriend.

01:46:38.000 Oh shit, he's cheating on me.

01:46:39.000 And he went back to women. 0.83

01:46:41.000 What are you hoping will happen?

01:46:42.000 They just keep being the way you are and everything's nothing to change.

01:46:45.000 I'm a nanny.

01:46:46.000 Like many poppins?

01:46:47.000 Because they're about to, bitch. 1.00

01:46:49.000 Move to Berlin with me rent-free.

01:46:51.000 Yeah, please do.

01:46:52.000 Who are you?

01:46:53.000 Exactly.

01:46:53.000 I'm here to take her home.

01:46:56.000 Is this your nanny?

01:46:57.000 You want to talk about yesterday, don't you?

01:46:59.000 You're so real.

01:47:00.000 I'm glad our kids have been exposed.

01:47:01.000 Look, stop.

01:47:02.000 Who the fuck hires a tranny as a nanny? 1.00

01:47:05.000 A trannanni? 1.00

01:47:06.000 I mean, they're known to have mental issues.

01:47:09.000 I wouldn't hire anyone who was like bipolar as a nanny. 1.00

01:47:13.000 Mr. Sheffield.

01:47:14.000 They're in control of your children.

01:47:17.000 Remember that jihadist who beheaded a four-year-old in Russia where you make your music?

01:47:23.000 And she like held up the boy's head?

01:47:25.000 And you're watching going, why did you hire a woman in a burqa as your nanny? 1.00

01:47:30.000 They're clearly nuts.

01:47:32.000 I'm glad I exposed myself to them.

01:47:34.000 Because we fired you?

01:47:35.000 I wouldn't exactly call it a firing.

01:47:38.000 Can you tell me what about working at Barbook specifically interests you?

01:47:42.000 You're after-hour dungeon nights?

01:47:44.000 That's not us.

01:47:44.000 Yeah, it is.

01:47:45.000 Have you ever worked at a bar before?

01:47:47.000 As a job?

01:47:48.000 My gender studies prof is constantly imploring us to dismantle the binary.

01:47:52.000 Totally.

01:47:53.000 Do you know how to tap a keg?

01:47:56.000 You're a part-time nanny and a four times-a-week bartender.

01:47:59.000 Your life needs this.

01:48:00.000 Berlin is like totally everlasting.

01:48:03.000 Get out of here.

01:48:05.000 We'll pay for it.

01:48:07.000 Everything in the galaxy.

01:48:09.000 We should start promoting the trans scene in Berlin.

01:48:13.000 Free tickets one way.

01:48:16.000 We are all in transition.

01:48:18.000 Pretend I'm your mom for a second.

01:48:20.000 Seriously?

01:48:20.000 Role playing?

01:48:24.000 Is that actor game?

01:48:31.000 Have you noticed this actor, this character, has one face and one personality, which is like, what is going on with this stupid world?

01:48:38.000 Oh my god, I'm so over it, you guys.

01:48:41.000 They're happy.

01:48:43.000 The people in your life who are going to love you, they're going to love you anyway.

01:48:47.000 You wear makeup and care for children.

01:48:49.000 If you're not a girl, what are you?

01:48:51.000 Why do you want to care for children so bad?

01:48:53.000 Yeah.

01:48:54.000 How about a different job?

01:48:55.000 Stick to the bar and go to Berlin.

01:48:58.000 I took a picture of a bartender in Berlin once.

01:49:00.000 He got really pissed off.

01:49:02.000 And this was the early 90s.

01:49:05.000 That looks amazing.

01:49:06.000 And I don't want to watch it.

01:49:09.000 Oh, we forgot this, that they mentioned Proud Boys here.

01:49:12.000 CRT out of our classrooms.

01:49:14.000 Please welcome two of the Proud Boys, Bert and Erna.

01:49:19.000 Hi.

01:49:20.000 Hi, Ted.

01:49:21.000 And yeah, we are out and proud.

01:49:24.000 And the Joe Rogan.

01:49:25.000 Wait a minute, wait a minute.

01:49:27.000 That's not how Ernie and Bert talk.

01:49:29.000 Out and proud.

01:49:30.000 Hello, my name is Ernie.

01:49:32.000 Hey, Bert.

01:49:33.000 It's like that.

01:49:34.000 Hey, Bert.

01:49:36.000 Hey, Bert.

01:49:37.000 Why aren't they trying to do the...

01:49:38.000 This is like, has SNL just given up?

01:49:40.000 Yes.

01:49:41.000 They've given up.

01:49:42.000 Yes.

01:49:42.000 They're Russian.

01:49:43.000 Everything is Russian now after hearing your music.

01:49:46.000 This is a Belarus sketch comedy show.

01:49:49.000 Like, it goes back to...

01:49:50.000 Because we're about to show Joe Rogan, which I talked about on the Chrissy Meyer thing last night.

01:49:54.000 But, like, Roger Stone didn't...

01:49:57.000 Roger Stone doing...

01:50:00.000 Okay, do your...

01:50:01.000 Sorry, Steve Martin.

01:50:02.000 Do your Roger Stone.

01:50:03.000 I'm sounding like Nancy Poison.

01:50:04.000 Well, the Democrats have proven that Donald Trump is a canard in the canary mine.

01:50:14.000 Something like that.

01:50:14.000 Yes, perfect.

01:50:15.000 Thank you.

01:50:16.000 And now let's see Steve Martin dig him up.

01:50:19.000 He's like got a New York accent.

01:50:22.000 Roger wears round glasses.

01:50:24.000 Someone at SNL assumed that means they're the Coke bottle ones that are this thick, which is not true.

01:50:29.000 He has a normal prescription.

01:50:30.000 And then Steve Martin, instead of like, you could probably pay a guy like you to do an imitation and then teach him how to do that.

01:50:38.000 He does this.

01:50:38.000 Oh, God.

01:50:40.000 Well, I'm so dumb.

01:50:43.000 Afterwards, I could only manage one radio interview and a speech from the steps of the courthouse and two appearances on television.

01:50:50.000 It's horrible.

01:50:52.000 Oh, yeah, you know how he always does that?

01:50:54.000 It's horrible.

01:50:56.000 He's Greg Opie Hughes.

01:51:02.000 Oh, yeah, that's right.

01:51:04.000 I'm broke from my legal battles, and now no one will buy my books.

01:51:08.000 Well, why will no one buy your books?

01:51:09.000 Because they're bad.

01:51:11.000 Really?

01:51:12.000 Which book is bad, SNL writer?

01:51:15.000 Which book that you've cracked, that you've read one page of, is bad?

01:51:19.000 Money to help you.

01:51:20.000 I've set up a donation page based on a phrase people have been yelling everywhere at me called, hey, Roger, go fund yourself.

01:51:30.000 Well, thank you for your time, Mr. Stone.

01:51:32.000 I love when Roger Stone just blinks and has his head tilted because he's like, what?

01:51:38.000 It's just so, I find it so draining.

01:51:41.000 It sucks.

01:51:42.000 It would be SNL is like the general electric of comedy.

01:51:46.000 Like, you have the structure there.

01:51:48.000 You have the billions.

01:51:49.000 Like, just do it right.

01:51:50.000 It's so fucking easy.

01:51:53.000 Steve Martin, he's just as much to blame as Lauren Michaels for that literal shit show. 1.00

01:51:59.000 Okay, so go back to this.

01:52:00.000 I need to see those Proud Boys again.

01:52:03.000 Oh, we're going back to.

01:52:04.000 Okay.

01:52:04.000 Yeah.

01:52:04.000 I hadn't seen them.

01:52:06.000 For Caucasian rights trampled. 1.00

01:52:15.000 Wait, go back.

01:52:16.000 Does she introduce the concept of Proud Boys at all?

01:52:23.000 CRNT, critical race theory.

01:52:28.000 And I think it stands for Caucasian Rights Trampled. 0.97

01:52:32.000 That's why the Proud Boys have been invading school board meetings to keep CRT out of our classrooms.

01:52:38.000 Please welcome two of the Proud Boys, Burt Nerva.

01:52:44.000 Hi, Ted.

01:52:46.000 And yeah, we are out and proud.

01:52:50.000 They are out there every day proudly fighting the progressive agenda.

01:52:56.000 Our relationship has progressed a bit.

01:53:00.000 We got engaged!

01:53:03.000 Why does he have a Russian accent?

01:53:07.000 Engaged in a battle against the tyranny of wokers. 1.00

01:53:11.000 You see what's happening here?

01:53:12.000 They're trying to make us mad by implying that Proud Boys are gay.

01:53:16.000 Plenty of Proud Boys are gay.

01:53:18.000 The Takai defense.

01:53:20.000 Yeah, that's so gay. 1.00

01:53:24.000 Okay, so go to the fucking heart of the matter, which of course is something even worse than the Roger Stone shit, where Pete Davidson didn't bother to take off his black nail polish to play Joe Rogan.

01:53:36.000 And before we play this, Ryan, do Joe Rogan.

01:53:39.000 Wow.

01:53:41.000 Jamie, that's crazy, man.

01:53:43.000 Pull that shit up, Batch. 0.99

01:53:45.000 Yeah, he's really low-key.

01:53:47.000 So I'm not good at imitation.

01:53:48.000 So this is how you do if you don't do imitations.

01:53:51.000 Hey, Jamie, pull that shit up. 0.99

01:53:54.000 Hey, I'm Joe Rogan.

01:53:55.000 No, CNN lied about me getting the vaccine.

01:53:58.000 Do I got to sue these people?

01:54:00.000 Like, he's low-key.

01:54:02.000 He doesn't move his mouth very much.

01:54:04.000 And he kind of croaks.

01:54:07.000 Like, he's really tires late at night.

01:54:10.000 Yeah.

01:54:10.000 Sometimes he gets a little high-pitched, man.

01:54:13.000 I don't cry for sad things.

01:54:14.000 I cry for happy things.

01:54:15.000 He's a bad motherfucker.

01:54:16.000 Yeah.

01:54:17.000 I cry for happy things, man.

01:54:20.000 That's how he talks, okay?

01:54:21.000 That was my shitty imitation, but it would have worked on SNL.

01:54:28.000 Yes, yes, that sounds correct.

01:54:32.000 Let's ask our resident medical expert, Joe Rogan.

01:54:39.000 Michael Fester from Adamsfam.

01:54:40.000 Well, that's right.

01:54:42.000 I used to host Fear Factor, and now doctors fear me.

01:54:46.000 Can you help me, Joe?

01:54:48.000 Oh, sure thing, Bing Bird.

01:54:50.000 You see, I left Carlos Mencia down.

01:54:52.000 I can take COVID.

01:54:54.000 Here's some zinc, an ayahuasca, and some horse medicine.

01:54:59.000 But why would a bird take horse medicine?

01:55:03.000 I'm a human, and I took horse medicine.

01:55:06.000 And I'm speaking of things that are horse-like, today's two sponsors are the letters S and D, as in I can S my own D. What?

01:55:17.000 Joe Rogan said that recently.

01:55:19.000 He said he's so flexible.

01:55:20.000 He can suck his own dick.

01:55:21.000 So they're totally abandoning the theme and just throwing in a S D joke.

01:55:28.000 Like, how about his Joe Rogan imitation?

01:55:31.000 You put on a bald cap and just be Pete Davidson.

01:55:36.000 It's terrible.

01:55:38.000 And that's not how Big Bird talks either.

01:55:42.000 Hi, Big Bird talks like this.

01:55:46.000 This is my take.

01:55:47.000 I like how they can portray Ted Cruz as a fat, roly-poly man, while the actress's actual weight doesn't insist she's a fat, roly-poly woman.

01:55:54.000 That's a dumb take, Ryan.

01:55:56.000 She's got her own show where she plays a fat woman. 1.00

01:55:58.000 No one's denying that she's fat. 0.97

01:56:01.000 Where'd you get that from?

01:56:02.000 I don't know.

01:56:04.000 She's pretending she's not fat? 1.00

01:56:06.000 Where and when?

01:56:09.000 Oh my God, isn't this for kids?

01:56:12.000 No one under 65 watches.

01:56:14.000 I'm almost 30.

01:56:15.000 Are you talking about SNL?

01:56:18.000 Thanks, Joe Rogan.

01:56:20.000 But S and D aren't the only letters we're talking about today.

01:56:24.000 There's also three terrible letters.

01:56:26.000 C. Okay, that's enough.

01:56:28.000 Let's get to the final video.

01:56:30.000 SNL has single-handedly, totally extinguished the roller coaster of fun we were riding on today's show.

01:56:38.000 Good work, guys.

01:56:39.000 You suck.

01:56:56.000 Well, we're waiting.

01:57:00.000 Now I'm in a funk.

01:57:01.000 We started out the show with such good news, and SNL just bummed me out.

01:57:05.000 Maybe I'm jealous that I'm not on the show, but I know Jim Downey wanted me on the show, but he had long since left.

01:57:13.000 That was the top writer who came up with my favorite sketch, White Like Me, a good friend of Ann Coulter's.

01:57:19.000 I've dined with him before.

01:57:20.000 He lives in Cooperstown, New York now.

01:57:22.000 Did you find your dine?

01:57:28.000 I think we should go back over the fun stuff at the beginning of the show, just to cleanse the mental thought.

01:57:34.000 So we had the black hack driver in Liverpool who blew up a jihadist and thwarted an attempt that would have killed God knows how many people. 0.50

01:57:43.000 The car is totaled.

01:57:44.000 We have it looking very good for Kyle Rittenhouse.

01:57:49.000 I wouldn't be surprised if he just gets probation, and I'm wrong about my four-year prediction.

01:57:55.000 We discovered a new band, The Nightingales.

01:57:58.000 That's all fun stuff, right?

01:58:02.000 Well.

01:58:02.000 And we're waiting.

01:58:06.000 And all my old videos are on Alt-Censored.

01:58:10.000 You know what we should start doing is putting up my old sketches on censored TV.

01:58:13.000 We can put them all up.

01:58:14.000 Do you have How to Drink in Bars?

01:58:17.000 How did you show it on the show if you don't have it?

01:58:20.000 Because that one was removed.

01:58:23.000 It used to be on YouTube.

01:58:25.000 And then that got taken to heart.

01:58:27.000 So the only copy you have, I'll be in the corner.

01:58:30.000 Correct.

01:58:32.000 That's not great, but it's not the apocalypse.

01:58:35.000 I might, I have hard drives somewhere of all that old shit.

01:58:38.000 I might be able to dig it up.

01:58:39.000 Anyway, let's see.

01:58:41.000 And now I feel a little happier.

01:58:42.000 I don't know about you, but let's see if this can cheer us up.

01:58:45.000 3-3.

01:58:46.000 No, no.

01:58:47.000 Yeah, 3-3.

01:58:53.000 Okay, she's got something stuck up her nose. 1.00

01:58:54.000 Probably like that.

01:58:56.000 Little tiny tissue thing.

01:58:58.000 She's trying not to barf.

01:59:00.000 Okay.

01:59:02.000 And...

01:59:06.000 And what?

01:59:06.000 That's one, and then there's two.

01:59:15.000 What is that?

01:59:16.000 I don't know, but that's got to feel kind of good.

01:59:18.000 Oh, yeah.

01:59:19.000 You ever pull one of those bogeys out? 1.00

01:59:21.000 Oh, yeah, yeah.

01:59:21.000 That it feels like it's coming from the brain.

01:59:25.000 Yeah, those are good.

01:59:26.000 But those look like worms.

01:59:28.000 Well, they're not worms, I don't think.

01:59:31.000 Well, look, she's got a bandage. 1.00

01:59:32.000 So she had a nose job. 1.00

01:59:33.000 She's got a bandage on and black eyes. 1.00

01:59:37.000 Oh, I know what it was.

01:59:39.000 It was some sort of gauze.

01:59:40.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:59:41.000 Yeah.

01:59:42.000 Or something they put up there to hold it in place.

01:59:45.000 A nose job.

01:59:46.000 Yeah, that's what it is.

01:59:46.000 It's some sort of like.

01:59:50.000 It sounds like it would make a th sound, but it doesn't.

01:59:54.000 Yeah.

01:59:55.000 Some squelch.

01:59:59.000 Yeah, it's some sort of tube that you use to hold the shape of the nose after you get a nose job.

02:00:07.000 Yikes, that kind of feels good.

02:00:09.000 And then look, she's going the other nostril. 1.00

02:00:11.000 Yeah, she has one up each nostril. 1.00

02:00:13.000 It's rolled up gauze.

02:00:15.000 It's the longest tube in America.

02:00:17.000 It's rolled up gauze.

02:00:19.000 Yep.

02:00:20.000 Tune in.

02:00:21.000 Don't be afraid.

02:00:21.000 Look at the nose job, please.

02:00:23.000 That's not your face.

02:00:26.000 Okay, that almost cheered me up.

02:00:28.000 But I'm 90% of the way there.

02:00:30.000 Let's break habit and have two final videos.

02:00:37.000 Because this one is very amusing, and I want you to be happy.

02:00:42.000 Hello?

02:00:44.000 Hey! 0.99

02:00:45.000 What are you doing, man?

02:00:47.000 You don't know.

02:00:49.000 Why are you under my trash?

02:00:50.000 Stop, stop, stop.

02:00:53.000 You can see her face.

02:00:55.000 Do you see the face there?

02:00:56.000 No.

02:00:57.000 She's kind of sad.

02:00:58.000 Do you see the face?

02:00:59.000 No.

02:01:00.000 She's leaning to one side.

02:01:02.000 Here, I'll show you.

02:01:03.000 It's like this.

02:01:07.000 Oh, oh, yeah, yeah, I can see the face.

02:01:09.000 Okay, yeah, yeah.

02:01:10.000 So thank God for the cursor here.

02:01:12.000 Here's the nose.

02:01:14.000 Here's the brow.

02:01:15.000 Yeah, yeah.

02:01:16.000 And here's the mouth. 0.94

02:01:17.000 Yeah, yeah.

02:01:17.000 And she's kind of blue under the blue dumpster.

02:01:22.000 Why are you under blue dumpster?

02:01:23.000 No.

02:01:24.000 Go back to the beginning.

02:01:25.000 The beginning's hard.

02:01:26.000 What are you doing?

02:01:27.000 Look how dirty it is. 1.00

02:01:28.000 It's all stained.

02:01:30.000 Wait, it's stained where her mouth is. 0.60

02:01:31.000 Correct.

02:01:32.000 She's probably bleeding. 0.99

02:01:33.000 Puking, bleeding.

02:01:34.000 Yeah, she puked blood and she's like, just hanging. 1.00

02:01:39.000 Hey, what are you doing, man?

02:01:42.000 You don't know.

02:01:44.000 Why are you under my trash can?

02:01:47.000 Who is that?

02:01:48.000 I'm the store owner.

02:01:50.000 You have a cigarette?

02:01:51.000 No, I don't have a cigarette.

02:01:52.000 You gotta get up from under my trash can.

02:01:56.000 I'll buy her a cigarette.

02:01:58.000 I'll buy her a cigarette.

02:01:59.000 What the fuck, man?

02:02:00.000 She lives there.

02:02:02.000 Look at her feet.

02:02:07.000 Excuse me.

02:02:08.000 Get her out of there. 0.96

02:02:09.000 You got to get out.

02:02:11.000 Come on.

02:02:14.000 What?

02:02:16.000 How many junkies have died from like a trash compactor or like sleeping under something that gets crushed in the night?

02:02:24.000 What if they went to pick up the garbage?

02:02:25.000 They're obviously not going to see that as a person.

02:02:27.000 And they just drive over her head by.

02:02:29.000 That forklift thing could just go and mutilate her. 1.00

02:02:32.000 And not even know.

02:02:33.000 No.

02:02:34.000 Guys, like, oh, I just...

02:02:36.000 I just drove over a pumpkin.

02:02:40.000 Do you think you would sneeze that hard if this were to happen to you?

02:02:48.000 Just breathe.

02:02:49.000 Yeah, just breathe.

02:02:51.000 I'm sorry.

02:02:52.000 It's easy.

02:02:53.000 This is called nose packing.

02:02:55.000 Nose packing removal brutal compilation.

02:02:58.000 So this is going to be brutality.

02:03:01.000 Oh, my God.

02:03:02.000 Oh, let's breathe.

02:03:05.000 Oh, my God.

02:03:06.000 Oh my God.

02:03:09.000 Those are two tampons.

02:03:12.000 Literally.

02:03:13.000 Okay, that's enough.

02:03:14.000 I don't want to watch this.

02:03:14.000 I don't want to watch this.

02:03:15.000 Stop.

02:03:15.000 Let's be happy.

02:03:17.000 Oh.

02:03:19.000 God.

02:03:26.000 Oh, my God.

02:03:26.000 What kind of hoodie is that?

02:03:36.000 Get fired, get in trouble, be brave.

02:03:48.000 Well, we're waiting and never stop fighting.

02:03:54.000 I only working for the threat.

02:03:56.000 I need the darkness below.

02:03:59.000 I thought gold around this time, came facing you.

02:04:06.000 Along the worst but with the same old brackets, people speaking for generations Wearing please shapes on their jackets, no mentality If individuals call themselves we're desperately wanting to be part of the world Go on and do safe,

02:04:24.000 it's a chance Go in a car, like I'm a map, watch out

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