On this week's episode, the boys discuss the latest in the Kyle Rittenhouse case, the upcoming Supreme Court case against him, and the recent events surrounding the case. They also talk about a new song from Jeff Rosenstock's new band, "Get Off My Lawn" and much, much more.
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00:00:13.000Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Devin McGuinness So love leaving and jumping up So more feeling drunk more sleeping too That's
00:00:44.000a weird song to cut off so soon because it rocks it slaps It's like your music, but good That's Jeff Rosenstock.
00:00:54.000I say old school, but like I'm so old that when I say old school, I mean new school Long Island hardcore dude in a bunch of ska bands and stuff and now he does sort of emo core hard rock pop.
00:01:51.000He got 20 years, but even before that, they were at his house ready to burn it down.
00:01:56.000So what is going to happen to Rittenhouse and his family?
00:02:00.000I mean, the dude's got to grow a beard or have a bodyguard at all times.
00:02:05.000I'm sure it's a real feather in your cap if you're both BLM, Antifa, a Lib to smash Kyle Rittenhouse over the head with a bottle or his mother.
00:02:17.000The far left would definitely celebrate you kicking the shit out of Kyle Rittenhouse's mother, which is a strange time to be in.
00:05:28.000In fact, during the founding of this country, they weren't sure whether to go with English or German as the national language.
00:05:35.000And the hotbed of that is the Midwest, especially Wisconsin.
00:05:39.000So a white guy in a white town gets sick of people burning it to the ground, gets in a fight with some white dudes, and shoots three white people.
00:07:54.000Not his question, just a random comment on Rittenhouse.
00:08:00.000So, Peter, what I'm not going to speak to right now is anything about an ongoing trial nor the president's past comments.
00:08:08.000What I can reiterate for you is the president's view that we shouldn't have, broadly speaking, vigilantes patrolling our communities with assault weapons.
00:08:18.000We shouldn't have opportunists corrupting peaceful protests by rioting and burning down the communities they claim to represent anywhere in the country.
00:08:24.000As you know, closing arguments in this particular case, which I'm not speaking to, I'm just making broad comments about his own view.
00:08:34.000Beyond that, I'm not going to speak to any individuals or this case.
00:08:37.000But the president has spoken to it already.
00:08:40.000And his mom now, Kyle Rittenhouse's mom came out saying that the president defamed her son and she claims that when the president suggested her son is a white supremacist, he was doing that to win votes.
00:14:21.000People are saying, like, you know, they want them to do this because if you're going to go see them again, you're going to want to see that.
00:24:58.000To me, it's sort of like in the morning, you're not really hungry, and there's a bunch of stuff out on the kitchen table, and there's a bowl of blueberries.
00:25:07.000You're like, I don't want to sit down with a bagel, but I'll have some bloobs.
00:27:28.000Somehow we've ended up in the same room.
00:27:30.000This is an important part of the show where we're going to quantitatively decide once and for all who is sexier, Isabella DeLuca or Isabella Riley.
00:31:07.000And I'd understand if you had this horrible skin with zits all over it and a weird birthmark that was the shape of a swastika, but she's a beautiful woman.
00:34:32.000Oh, I was just saying that she needed the wheelchair after I was done.
00:34:36.000Oh, she would need the wheelchair when he was done.
00:34:44.000And that would make you two even more compatible.
00:34:47.000So let's do one more of Isabelle O'Reilly talking, and then we'll have to pound.
00:34:52.000Gavin will pound the gavel, and we will have to make our decision on who gets them.
00:34:57.000I hope we disagree, and then we can just go double dating because I'll get my favorite, and you'll get your favorite.
00:35:06.000This is very tragic, and it's very clear that this school board actually prioritizes pushing their woke agenda over the safety of your children.
00:35:14.000And I would be very concerned if I was a parent and I had a daughter going to the school because clearly she would not be safe to just use the bathroom, which is something that they cannot avoid.
00:35:22.000So this is very tragic, and I've said it many times, and I will say it again.
00:35:26.000Get your children out of government schools.
00:35:28.000They are not safe there, and they are certainly not learning anything efficient there.
00:35:32.000I might want to add something into the mix here.
00:42:32.000Governor DeSantis says Biden has blood on his hands because a 24-year-old man charged with murder in Florida came in on one of his clandestine migrant relocation flights from the border and said he was 17.
00:44:47.000You get told basically to just grin and bear it, someone breaks the law, comes illegally, and they're going to cut them a check for hundreds of thousands of dollars.
00:45:12.000And he has everything that the left, everything that the left hates about Trump with the mean tweets and the off-the-cuff shit, Ron DeSantis doesn't do.
00:45:23.000So he has the saintliness of like Ted Cruz and what's his name?
00:46:25.000Check out this old clip of Joe Biden saying we can't leave Afghanistan because we'll leave a bunch of military shit there that they can use against us.
00:48:34.000I had an abortion the day before my 23rd birthday.
00:48:43.000So this is Michelle Wolf all over again.
00:48:46.000Michelle Wolf goes dancing around saying, I had an abortion and it was awesome.
00:48:50.000And the mainstream normal, not necessarily pro-lifers, the normal pro-choicers who said, let's see if the baby's viable and maybe not do it third trimester, but maybe if like that afternoon, she could have a plan B. Those normal people,
00:49:06.000you push over to our side, our pro-life side, when you mock the killing of babies.
00:49:12.000Michelle Wolf fucking changed the law in Texas because she outraged pro-lifers and Christians so much.
00:49:19.000Thank you, Michelle Wolf, for your flippant attitude towards abortion.
00:49:22.000And this is all, this is the same once again.
00:49:27.000She is moving the abortion window over to the right.
00:49:31.000And you know what I thought was interesting about this?
00:49:32.000So her whole point is that if she had had the kids, she wouldn't be having this successful career.
00:49:38.000In other words, doing the occasional comedy sketch every Saturday night that very few people see or care about is better than creating and shaping a human life.
00:49:49.000I mean, doesn't this smell like a deal with the devil?
00:52:18.000Look, I know that I'm ugly and old, and it's hypocritical of me to be talking.
00:52:23.000That was kind of the joke I was doing with Crip Daddy.
00:52:26.000But, like, I'm sorry, women have an expiration date.
00:52:28.000And ideally, you want to, like, she looks like the kind of age where you should have three kids and a husband who loves you unconditionally, which you could have had.
00:52:36.000But now, a guy looks at that and he goes, and it's genetic.
00:52:40.000He goes, sorry, you're not going to give me a lot of kids.
00:53:13.000BC doctor clinically diagnoses patient as suffering from climate change.
00:53:18.000Now, I think humanity is suffering from the bullshit that surrounds climate change in that they don't want to have kids because they're worried that the earth is cooking and we're all going to die.
00:53:28.000And anyone with an ounce of a brain can go back to the 60s and 70s and see that this whole doom and gloom, the world's going to end shit, has been going on forever.
00:53:39.000When I was a kid, it was the oil crisis.
00:53:44.000Then it was global cooling was big in the 70s.
00:53:47.000Then in the 80s, it was this one well into the 90s too, was acid rain.
00:53:52.000We're all going to die from acid rain.
00:53:54.000The ozone layer was a big one when I was in my 20s.
00:53:58.000All of that's been forgotten, and now it's now all the ice caps are melting and New York's going to be underwater.
00:54:05.000You can even go back to like 10 years ago, 15 years ago, and Al Gore was all about the inconvenient truth that New York City will not be around in 2020.
00:54:48.000The head of a Nelson, B.C. emergency department says it's time doctors start looking at the underlying cause of medical conditions triggered by smoke and heat.
01:01:52.000Buddy's just freaking out, smoking a dart, fucking going back behind the ice drink there.
01:01:57.000Tigers at the Bronx Zoo were also found to have been infected, likely by a fucking human handler who was also tested positive for the disease, eh?
01:02:05.000If the animals were expected to make a full recovery, don't fucking worry about it, eh?
01:02:11.000Great documentary about Das Boot I saw in Canada.
01:04:13.000Deconstructing the CNN Gupta Big Bird pediatric vax advertising.
01:04:18.000What is going on is that Pfizer is using CNN as a surrogate to advertise directly to children, thereby driving consumer demand to cause the USG CDC to purchase additional Pfizer unlicensed EUA vaccines.
01:04:52.000While the drug is still in its emergency authorization status, because pharmaceutical companies will not be held liable for an experimental medication.
01:05:05.000So, while we're in this state of emergency, they can get away with putting whatever the fuck they want into our bodies because it's an emergency.
01:05:13.000Once we get farther down the line, they'll be culpable and they'll be a little more cautious.
01:05:17.000So, what they're doing is a fire sale.
01:05:19.000Let's get this fucking shit out now while we're still absolved of any litigation.
01:12:44.000Wouldn't it be cool if, like a lot of American Indian tribes would put arrows in you after you died so you'd be incapacitated in the afterlife?
01:13:23.000Someone wants to tell us about Heyjackass.com, which is a fantastic site beautifully documenting the Chicago crime epidemic with very well done graphics.
01:13:40.000Yeah, one thing no one talks about with all this black-on-black violence is our medical system, our doctors are so incredibly talented that just like war casualties, we don't really, the deaths don't really explain how serious it is because our doctors patch them up so well.
01:13:56.000Wounded and killed together is a better chart because you can really see the fucking numbers here.
01:14:47.000Sorry, 148 wounded and more than two people a day killed just this past month.
01:14:53.000What a, like, what, if you care, everyone's focused on white supremacist Carl Rittenhouse, who took out the trash and killed two pieces of human garbage and blew the bicep off a cocksucker who was constantly beating the shit out of women.
01:15:06.000He's not going to be slapping, he's not going to be slapping women around anymore.
01:15:10.000So you focus on that, and this is totally and utterly ignored.
01:15:15.000Like that's, if you want to talk about racism, that's pretty racist right there, the way we ignore black on black crime.
01:15:21.000I think it's an attempt to cover up their crimes, but you're not doing them any favors by ignoring the fact that they're dying to the tune of over two a day in a city that's, I don't know, a third of the size of New York.
01:15:38.000Computer, what's the population of Chicago?
01:15:42.000According to the 2020 U.S. Census, the population of Chicago is 2.75 million people, which is a 1.6% increase over the 2010 U.S. Census.
01:15:52.000Computer, what's the population of New York City?
01:15:56.000According to the 2020 U.S. Census, the population of New York City is 8.8 million people, which is a 9% increase over the 2010 U.S. centers.
01:16:04.000Yeah, so it's a third of the size and has the same number of deaths or more.
01:16:09.000I mean, New York has just under one a day.
01:16:13.000Chicago's doing more than two a day, so maybe they're doubling us at a third of the size.
01:16:19.000Seems like a pretty hot news item to me.
01:16:22.000No, let's focus on some fats and some olds who died of COVID and two losers who got shot by a vigilante superhero.
01:16:31.000Men are cool and workplace safety is gay.
01:16:34.000By the way, I got a lot of shit for saying I don't wear seatbelts.
01:16:37.000Before you laugh at how stupid I am, maybe look it up.
01:16:39.000When seatbelts came out, yes, there was less fatalities, but there was way more accidents because people started driving more recklessly.
01:16:48.000So the latter canceled out the former.
01:16:52.000It's not just a given that seatbelts are good for you.
01:16:55.000Anyway, this is what this guy wanted to show.
01:16:57.000They lower them down over the water so they don't, if anything goes wrong, they just splash and they don't land on the fucking boat deck.
01:17:09.000I don't think this is the greatest example of how wonderful men are, but it's pretty good.
01:17:15.000I can think of 10 more examples of why men are fantastic.
01:17:19.000In fact, that's the surprise I've been saving you.
01:17:22.000Let's go over and just briefly discuss 10 things I love about men.
01:17:50.000I was taking a piss the other day, and there was some toilet paper sitting in there from a previous kid, I guess I don't know what happened.
01:17:59.000They blew their nose and threw it in there.
01:18:01.000And I noticed as I was pissing, wait, Ryan, this looks really cadavery blue like I'm dead.
01:18:18.000And I'm pissing on the toilet paper, and I'm sort of getting it off the edge of the bowl and into the middle.
01:18:24.000And they do this at urinals in Europe.
01:18:26.000They have little stickers of a fly on it because it keeps the piss in the thing because men will want to blast the fly.
01:18:33.000Like, even when we're doing something like pissing, which I'm going to try to avoid shitting on women this whole thing, but have you noticed they just sit there?
01:18:40.000Well, they don't have a choice, but they just sit there and blast.
01:19:18.000You'll notice when a guy reaches like 10 drinks, he's sort of scoping the party or scoping the bar or scoping wherever he is to see if he can find a place to sleep so he can crash.
01:19:32.000When I used to have Christmas parties a lot when I first moved to the burbs, I would get to a level where I needed to crash and I know the other dads were going to fuck with me.
01:19:39.000So I would hide like in a closet by the furnace.
01:19:42.000I'd find a place to curl up and go to sleep.
01:20:04.000And I want to make something clear about the men when they go off.
01:20:08.000They're usually going off because of some sort of injustice.
01:20:11.000Like even the other night when I was shit faced at the show and I was throwing stuff at Ryan, what set that off?
01:20:16.000What set it off was he didn't know that All Gas No Breaks had changed their name and was now owned by our arch enemy Tim Heidecker, who we fucking hate because he got Sam Hyde canceled.
01:20:32.000And he's a cock and he works with Vic Berger, who sabotages people and is a cocksucker who doesn't contribute anything to society but sabotage.
01:20:41.000And it made me mad that Ryan didn't know that.
01:20:43.000And Maddie Odell, I've seen him go off the handle twice this week.
01:20:47.000He didn't hurt anyone, but there was two good reasons for two of those freakouts.
01:20:54.000100% of the time, he had good reasons.
01:20:55.000Number one, he was mad at Joe Tonelli for lying and saying, implying someone's going to get thrown out the window.
01:21:01.000And he said, don't put bass in your voice with me.
01:21:04.000You make up lies and then you say you're going to beat us up.
01:21:10.000And he actually went outside and waited for Joe to come out so he could beat the shit out of him.
01:21:14.000And he said, I won't kill you, but I'll hurt you really, really, really bad.
01:21:18.000That was one moment when Maddie went nuts and didn't hurt anyone.
01:21:22.000And then the other time was just last night where this black guy stormed out of the bar because he was mad at us because a couple of us were not familiar with the black national anthem.
01:21:33.000They were playing it at this football game and Maddie said, what the fuck is the black national anthem?
01:21:37.000And the black dude goes, you don't know your history.
01:21:39.000And he paid for his drink and stormed out.
01:21:42.000Then Maddie started losing it, saying, no, there's only one national anthem.
01:21:45.000They don't have a fucking problem with that.
01:23:49.000And then I was watching them from afar, from a balcony, and I noticed that bigger boys, I don't know what the fuck 14-year-olds are doing at a kid's trampoline place, but whatever.
01:23:59.000They start getting up and they're knocking kids down.
01:24:02.000And I noticed my boy, I was very proud of him, my little alpha boy, was taking on the 12-year-olds and the 14-year-olds and jumping on them and even kamikazeing them off their podiums, their little stools, by just grabbing them and then jumping off and pulling them down.
01:24:19.000And it was fascinating to watch because you could see who alphas were.
01:24:23.000And the older boys were pretty cool too.
01:24:43.000And these black girls were, they were probably only a couple years older than my boy and his friend, but they were very tall.
01:24:51.000So they could have, the naked eye might think they're 13.
01:24:55.000And I noticed, I watched the other boys when the girls wanted to play, and I could see them just sort of like not want to get involved.
01:25:03.000Not like, get the fuck out of here, bitch, or no animosity, just like slowly turning away, not recognizing them.
01:25:10.000They were invisible because this was an aggressive game that involved hurting someone and trying to dominate them and become the alpha and be the one who can't be knocked off the...
01:25:19.000It was like four stools, so four king of the hills.
01:25:23.000And the women weren't invited because the men didn't want conflict with them.
01:25:28.000And I noticed, as someone who just punched a woman in the face about five times, it's about a year ago now, dude, I've never done that before.
01:26:18.000When something's broken, it bothers us.
01:26:20.000And we could be at a restaurant, we could be at someone else's house, but we just want to like screw that tighter or get a washer so that's not so yeah there he is that's men in a nutshell can we hear audio so he's I guess it's one of those things where you can you know screw out the bottom part and make it longer this is the scene where he goes good day pusscake because
01:28:52.000this joke here who is that again the burglar arm on his garbage can every night he waits until mary falls asleep and then turns off her side of the george burns holy shit it's george burns a young george burns where he's nearly 50.
01:31:14.000yes just like women we most of us are normal, mediocre intelligence, but we have the most geniuses over at one end and the most dummies over at the other end.
01:31:26.000And what's amazing about men is the dummies, who I totally revere.
01:31:30.000I'm not a fucking smart snob, probably because I'm stupid myself.
01:31:34.000But the dummies and the geniuses work well together.
01:32:23.000But when it all comes together beautifully is a skyscraper.
01:32:26.000You look at a skyscraper and you think of the above-average intelligence that, first of all, designed the building, but even like the plumbing system, how that's going to work, how they're all, the pipes interact.
01:32:37.000Like that's, that's the plumber side, and that is fucking Einstein-level genius.
01:32:42.000So you have that high level of geniosity at the top, all the way down to like the guy who's just lugging a bag of sand onto a thing.
01:32:50.000All of those, that whole bell curve of man works together to create this massive structure taller than the tallest tree that houses like a thousand people.
01:33:08.000Like I said to my buddy at the gym, your South Bronx fucking class of black miscreants, bad kids, should come to this construction site and look at it every day and talk to the guys about what they're doing that particular time to develop some reverence for this.
01:39:02.000You know, at this point, I don't know, and perhaps you have other information which I don't know about, but I don't know whether there was a prearrangement to meet these people or if there was an awareness of who these people were.
01:39:14.000I have to tell you, I've never heard of the Prop Voice before this case.
01:39:18.000And you cited this paper, and I'm not going to reflect on it.
01:39:24.000Whether they're a hate-inspect group or whatever they may be, there's just a spectrum of groups in this country.
01:39:32.000That seems to be more everyday, but I don't think it's for the courts accepted the most appropriate circumstances to be making determinations, and certainly not on the basis of an article in the newspaper in Seattle,
01:39:50.000But assuming that these people are a known group that is inclined towards violence, and particularly violence of a particular type directed against particular people, there's still no suggestion in the evidence that's been offered to me that this was anything other than a happenstance occurrence.
01:40:13.000And even if that isn't true, what the scope of the defendant's understanding was.
01:40:23.000He said, even if he was in the Proud Boys or any other group, you'd have to prove that their agenda was to go out and shoot people, and he was carrying out their agenda.
01:40:32.000And he said there's nothing wrong if they wanted to take him out and make him feel good, and they liked him and stuff, and having a couple beers.
01:42:03.000And I'm of the mind of like, I've already seen a waterfall or something like that, but it's showing your child something new for the first time is, it feels even better.
01:43:40.000It's really weird how women say, I absolutely couldn't have a career if I had a baby.
01:43:44.000I think that's because a lot of women who have babies no longer want careers.
01:43:47.000So they assume that the two are mutually exclusive.
01:43:51.000But Ruth Bader Ginsburg had plenty of kids.
01:43:55.000I don't like it per se, but I also think that once you have this kid, your whole talk about like, we wanted to see the world and make more money will sound fucking retarded.
01:44:26.000Crump cut his teeth on witness tampering in the Zimmerman trial, putting on the fat retard girl as Trayvon's girlfriend, who was on the phone with him as Zimmerman stalked him.