Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S04E55 - BULLSHIT

00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Devin McGuinness So love leaving and jumping up So more feeling drunk more sleeping too That's

00:00:44.000 a weird song to cut off so soon because it rocks it slaps It's like your music, but good That's Jeff Rosenstock.

00:00:54.000 I say old school, but like I'm so old that when I say old school, I mean new school Long Island hardcore dude in a bunch of ska bands and stuff and now he does sort of emo core hard rock pop.

00:01:11.000 Go to the middle of that song.

00:01:13.000 It really gets good.

00:01:34.000 Ernest, you can I take a piece of you across state line.

00:01:39.000 Of course, that was sent in by a baby monster and it was to celebrate Kyle Rittenhouse's imminent victory. 1.00

00:01:45.000 Although, I'm worried about his fucking family, yo. 0.99

00:01:49.000 And the judge's house. 0.99

00:01:50.000 Remember Chauvin?

00:01:51.000 He got 20 years, but even before that, they were at his house ready to burn it down.

00:01:56.000 So what is going to happen to Rittenhouse and his family?

00:02:00.000 I mean, the dude's got to grow a beard or have a bodyguard at all times.

00:02:05.000 I'm sure it's a real feather in your cap if you're both BLM, Antifa, a Lib to smash Kyle Rittenhouse over the head with a bottle or his mother. 0.99

00:02:17.000 The far left would definitely celebrate you kicking the shit out of Kyle Rittenhouse's mother, which is a strange time to be in. 0.99

00:02:25.000 But that's where we are. 0.99

00:02:26.000 Ryan's wrong about absolutely everything that comes out of his mouth.

00:02:30.000 Ryan, what do you predict will happen to Mr. Rittenhouse?

00:02:36.000 So since that gun charge was dropped, I think he gets off scot-free.

00:02:41.000 100% free, zero charges.

00:02:44.000 I do.

00:02:45.000 Let's make a wager.

00:02:48.000 I don't want to do that.

00:02:50.000 You are about $400 in debt to me for being late.

00:02:55.000 That's fair.

00:02:56.000 Okay.

00:02:57.000 So that's kind of money floating around.

00:03:00.000 I will cancel 100% of your debt if he gets zero charges.

00:03:08.000 All right?

00:03:09.000 I'm not shaking on it yet.

00:03:11.000 Let me do some thinking.

00:03:14.000 Wait, I should have said what you have to pay.

00:03:16.000 What do I have to pay?

00:03:18.000 Well, you have to maybe do something. 0.99

00:03:22.000 Finger your butthole on camera, maybe? 0.99

00:03:24.000 I'm going to go no. 0.99

00:03:28.000 What's worth it to you to cancel $400 of debt? 0.99

00:03:31.000 Finger my butthole off camera. 0.99

00:03:34.000 Okay. 0.98

00:03:38.000 You could, like, chug half a glass of bourbon before doing a show.

00:03:44.000 I could do that.

00:03:45.000 With your terrible ability to break down alcohol, that could be like a drunk show.

00:03:50.000 It's very funny.

00:03:52.000 It's just, you know.

00:03:53.000 I'd have to make sure I have a ride home and all that.

00:03:55.000 I'll drive you home.

00:03:56.000 Okay.

00:03:58.000 Okay.

00:03:58.000 Is that even better?

00:03:59.000 I think we found it.

00:04:00.000 I think we're there.

00:04:01.000 Are we getting a designated driver out of that deal?

00:04:03.000 So I'm going to take a pint glass and I'm going to pour this much bourbon in it.

00:04:07.000 Ooh.

00:04:07.000 Okay.

00:04:08.000 Before we do a show.

00:04:11.000 I just puked.

00:04:15.000 So we'll film that.

00:04:18.000 Yeah.

00:04:19.000 And then we'll do a nice long show and we'll get you nice and sloppy. 1.00

00:04:22.000 Okay. 1.00

00:04:22.000 And then fuck you. 1.00

00:04:24.000 What? 1.00

00:04:24.000 Nothing. 1.00

00:04:25.000 I didn't say anything.

00:04:26.000 Okay.

00:04:27.000 Speaking of Kyle Rittenhouse and you. 1.00

00:04:30.000 Fucking some people just don't get it. 0.99

00:04:32.000 This is a drummer and he posts this, you know, it's a funny meme. 0.99

00:04:36.000 Every time I show up one minute after Chick's filet closes.

00:04:39.000 Funny.

00:04:40.000 Yeah.

00:04:40.000 He prefaces it with this is not political or whatever, but he's deleting anybody's comments.

00:04:46.000 I got away with mine.

00:04:47.000 This is a political post.

00:04:49.000 You don't got to make it political or see yourself out or I'll do it for you.

00:04:53.000 And by the way, he injects his political opinion in this when they were like, oh, he's going to practice his crying for a long, long time.

00:05:02.000 So he's saying he wants him to go to jail. 1.00

00:05:04.000 And then he calls him an asshole somewhere in these comments. 1.00

00:05:07.000 He's a real symbol. 1.00

00:05:08.000 Isn't it funny how he's the symbol of white supremacy in America?

00:05:11.000 Yeah, they didn't do the research at all.

00:05:13.000 These are people.

00:05:14.000 People were riding in a very white area called Kenosha, Wisconsin.

00:05:19.000 Ever been to Wisconsin?

00:05:20.000 It is blindingly white.

00:05:23.000 It's alarmingly white.

00:05:24.000 It's all German.

00:05:25.000 It was founded by Germans.

00:05:26.000 America used to be a German country.

00:05:28.000 In fact, during the founding of this country, they weren't sure whether to go with English or German as the national language.

00:05:35.000 And the hotbed of that is the Midwest, especially Wisconsin. 0.86

00:05:39.000 So a white guy in a white town gets sick of people burning it to the ground, gets in a fight with some white dudes, and shoots three white people. 0.99

00:05:48.000 Coming from white supremacy. 0.99

00:05:50.000 One of them that was saying the N-word over and over again.

00:05:52.000 Who ripped kids? 1.00

00:05:54.000 Here he is right here.

00:05:55.000 He says, he's got a long way to go.

00:05:59.000 I'm afraid.

00:06:00.000 He'll have time to work on it.

00:06:01.000 Hopefully, lots and lots of time.

00:06:02.000 So he shows his bias. 0.99

00:06:04.000 Then somebody else is like, if he was black, he'd be dead. 0.99

00:06:06.000 And he says, amen. 0.99

00:06:07.000 So he really thinks he's a moderate.

00:06:10.000 I mean, this is what L.A. does to people.

00:06:11.000 He thinks he's like, I don't like the left.

00:06:13.000 I don't like the right.

00:06:14.000 I'm independent.

00:06:15.000 I just want to... 1.00

00:06:15.000 E. Well, Rittenhouse to die. 1.00

00:06:16.000 I'm a moderate. 0.96

00:06:17.000 Yeah.

00:06:18.000 He falls right left.

00:06:21.000 It's amazing.

00:06:22.000 I don't go anywhere in the spectrum. 0.98

00:06:23.000 I just want to murder children who defend themselves. 0.98

00:06:25.000 Oh, I'm so radical. 0.94

00:06:29.000 I didn't include this in the notes for some strange reason, but I just saw it this morning. 0.98

00:06:33.000 Did you see Peter Ducey talking to Jen Saki about fucking the way I'm good at my job? 0.97

00:06:44.000 He said, Why did Biden call Kyle Rittenhouse a white supremacist? 0.98

00:06:48.000 What has any of this got to do with race? 1.00

00:06:51.000 And her response was so pathetic. 0.99

00:06:53.000 Of course, she didn't answer the question. 1.00

00:06:58.000 Yeah, here it is.

00:07:02.000 You know, you could be looking it up instead of getting Ted to what's his name to mock me, right?

00:07:07.000 I know.

00:07:08.000 You're part of the show, unless you already lost the bet and that's your bourbon.

00:07:12.000 It's funnier to say, well, we're waiting.

00:07:15.000 Gen Sec.

00:07:20.000 You know what that band, that dude, Jeff Rosenstock, reminds me of Desperacitos.

00:07:27.000 Same kind of vibe, too, where it's someone who's been doing this kind of music for a long time and it's finally found his niche.

00:07:34.000 I just sent it to you.

00:07:35.000 Yeah, there we go.

00:07:36.000 Ongoing court case.

00:07:37.000 Why did President Biden suggest that Kyle Rittenhouse on trial in Kenosha is a white supremacist?

00:07:47.000 So, Peter, what's... 1.00

00:07:48.000 It's not in your binder, bitch. 1.00

00:07:49.000 Stop looking. 1.00

00:07:50.000 Oh, it is in her binder.

00:07:51.000 It is.

00:07:51.000 Is it?

00:07:52.000 It is.

00:07:54.000 Not his question, just a random comment on Rittenhouse.

00:08:00.000 So, Peter, what I'm not going to speak to right now is anything about an ongoing trial nor the president's past comments.

00:08:08.000 What I can reiterate for you is the president's view that we shouldn't have, broadly speaking, vigilantes patrolling our communities with assault weapons.

00:08:18.000 We shouldn't have opportunists corrupting peaceful protests by rioting and burning down the communities they claim to represent anywhere in the country.

00:08:24.000 As you know, closing arguments in this particular case, which I'm not speaking to, I'm just making broad comments about his own view.

00:08:32.000 There's an ongoing trial.

00:08:33.000 We're awaiting a verdict.

00:08:34.000 Beyond that, I'm not going to speak to any individuals or this case.

00:08:37.000 But the president has spoken to it already.

00:08:40.000 And his mom now, Kyle Rittenhouse's mom came out saying that the president defamed her son and she claims that when the president suggested her son is a white supremacist, he was doing that to win votes.

00:08:52.000 Is that what happened?

00:08:54.000 I just have nothing more to speak to in ongoing case where the closing arguments were.

00:08:58.000 There's nothing more to speak to?

00:08:59.000 And just something.

00:09:01.000 At this point, you're like, why have a press secretary?

00:09:05.000 What is she called?

00:09:06.000 Press secretary.

00:09:07.000 Why have one of those if they're not answering any questions?

00:09:10.000 What's the honest answer? 1.00

00:09:12.000 It's just a stupid trope we all use. 0.99

00:09:15.000 We are obsessed with racism here on the left, and we think it helped in the debates. 1.00

00:09:20.000 Remember, we asked about the Proud Boys, and maybe that got them elected?

00:09:24.000 So we just call everyone we don't like racist. 0.98

00:09:26.000 And what we're trying to do is take the focus away from Mexicans at the border and black crime and even jihadists. 0.99

00:09:33.000 We want to sort of push that aside. 0.96

00:09:35.000 And the only way we can do that is to come up with a bigger boogeyman.

00:09:38.000 So now the president and me and our entire administration is focused on domestic terrorism and white supremacy. 0.99

00:09:45.000 We have to make that a thing because it absolves visible minorities of their fuck-ups. 1.00

00:09:51.000 And then it also enables us to get more money from you and accrue more power. 0.87

00:09:57.000 See, the problem with saying MS-13 isn't a thing is then you go, okay, well, then I don't need to pay tax.

00:10:02.000 No, I need you to pay tax.

00:10:03.000 I need money and power.

00:10:05.000 But I don't like those particular bad guys, so they don't, because they don't vote.

00:10:09.000 They vote for me. 0.92

00:10:10.000 Blacks and Hispanics vote for me, so I don't want to criticize them. 0.96

00:10:14.000 So I'm going to say, give me tons of money. 1.00

00:10:16.000 You're in danger.

00:10:17.000 But it's not them.

00:10:18.000 It's you.

00:10:19.000 You're in danger of yourself, I guess.

00:10:23.000 Danger of Masuku.

00:10:28.000 What?

00:10:31.000 So this was meant to be covered yesterday, and Ryan and I have an apology to make.

00:10:37.000 We skipped over this subject.

00:10:39.000 That's not who we are.

00:10:42.000 Sleeping on something like this is not what this network is about.

00:10:46.000 We made a mistake.

00:10:48.000 This is now ancient news, but we have to include it anyway.

00:10:52.000 There's a shitty annoying band that opens for tool called Brass Against.

00:10:55.000 You know where I'm going with this now. 0.90

00:10:58.000 They do covers with lots of tubas and trumpets and various brass instruments.

00:11:05.000 Their biggest hit, of course, is a cover of Rage Against the Machines, whatever that song is called. 1.00

00:11:10.000 Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me. 1.00

00:11:12.000 But it's fuck you. 1.00

00:11:15.000 And then it has this very angry mulatto lesbian doing their screaming. 1.00

00:11:21.000 And black people don't tend to not like white people. 0.99

00:11:24.000 Women don't like men. 1.00

00:11:25.000 Lesbians don't like men. 1.00

00:11:27.000 Black, I mean, mulatto lesbians fucking hate white men. 1.00

00:11:33.000 So when a white man comes on stage and says, pee on me, she's like, yes, I get to humiliate you in public. 1.00

00:11:40.000 So this is misandry at its finest. 0.94

00:11:42.000 It's just seen as a funny Gigi Allen-like stage stunt, but the animosity from her to him is pretty apparent, isn't it?

00:11:51.000 Anyway, let's watch this.

00:11:53.000 I meant to show you this yesterday. 0.99

00:11:54.000 He's got a fucking GoPro on his forehead for some strange reason. 1.00

00:11:58.000 And she has a shitty ass. 1.00

00:12:00.000 Can we get his footage? 1.00

00:12:03.000 You know, lesbians have shitty asses because they don't do anything with it. 1.00

00:12:08.000 It dies of neglect. 1.00

00:12:11.000 And she apparently had to piss really bad. 1.00

00:12:14.000 Turn it up.

00:12:19.000 NSFW.

00:12:22.000 It's a little bit. 1.00

00:12:24.000 Man, when women piss, it is just bullshit. 1.00

00:12:27.000 It looks like a leak. 1.00

00:12:29.000 It looks like someone stabbed her in the bladder. 1.00

00:12:32.000 There's no man inside of her body to fix the leak. 1.00

00:12:35.000 Women piss. 1.00

00:12:36.000 Listen to this. 1.00

00:12:37.000 Listen to this.

00:12:37.000 Turn it up.

00:12:49.000 Yeah, he's the bad.

00:12:50.000 Doesn't that summarize so much of America? 1.00

00:12:53.000 Security, get him the fuck out of here. 0.99

00:12:55.000 Get out of here. 0.97

00:12:56.000 Yeah. 0.98

00:12:56.000 And that also goes for you, you cucks who keep apologizing And saying, I'm sorry, I'm not racist, I'm this, I'm that. 0.98

00:13:03.000 They want you out of here. 0.99

00:13:05.000 When you lie down and allow the left to piss all over you, they don't appreciate it. 0.96

00:13:10.000 They think you're weak. 0.99

00:13:12.000 It's like when these radical Islamists kidnap someone and they convert to Islam. 0.69

00:13:18.000 That doesn't impress them.

00:13:19.000 They prefer the Catholic who prays to Jesus every day.

00:13:22.000 Hey.

00:13:24.000 You're cool. 0.99

00:13:28.000 Hey, you're a large rodent that lives in Costa Rica. 0.96

00:13:33.000 The trumpet player? 0.99

00:13:34.000 I feel like he's like...

00:13:37.000 My family is in the...

00:13:38.000 I brought all my family here because this is my first gig.

00:13:41.000 Yeah.

00:13:42.000 My dad, who was a jazz pianist his entire life, was really thrilled that I got a gig, and he's in the front row. 0.98

00:13:49.000 And he just got splashed Gallagher style with your piss. 0.97

00:13:52.000 He literally... 0.98

00:13:52.000 Wow. 0.98

00:13:54.000 What's he throwing, though? 0.76

00:13:56.000 Piss.

00:13:56.000 I know, but how'd he scoop it?

00:13:58.000 It's on a stage.

00:13:59.000 I think it was set up because there's a tarp there.

00:14:01.000 A lot of people think it was set up listening to Jim Waltz.

00:14:04.000 Oh, yeah.

00:14:04.000 The tarp would make a little bowl.

00:14:06.000 Yeah.

00:14:07.000 What a weird thing to set up. 0.99

00:14:09.000 Wait, that's fucked up. 0.98

00:14:12.000 I mean, if you're going to do that, like, dress him up as Trump or something or a businessman. 0.99

00:14:17.000 Yeah.

00:14:17.000 Just a random white male fan.

00:14:21.000 People are saying, like, you know, they want them to do this because if you're going to go see them again, you're going to want to see that.

00:14:28.000 I want to see that.

00:14:30.000 That's why I go to shows. 1.00

00:14:31.000 I want to see women urinate on fat white guys with GoPros on their foreheads. 1.00

00:14:35.000 Correct. 1.00

00:14:35.000 He looks, you know who that was, by the way? 1.00

00:14:38.000 That was the guy in Barter Town from Mad Max Road Warrior.

00:14:43.000 No, Thunderdome, sorry, Beyond Thunderdome.

00:14:45.000 Who, when you show up at Barter Town and you say, hey, I'd like to come in, he goes, well, what have you got?

00:14:50.000 And you give him like a pocket square, a pencil, and some notes.

00:14:53.000 And he's like, all right, come in. 0.85

00:14:55.000 That sucked, though.

00:14:57.000 And then, remember, Mad Max had water.

00:15:00.000 He goes, I got tons of water.

00:15:01.000 And they go, sounds good. 0.99

00:15:02.000 Until they go, and they see that it's fucking... 0.99

00:15:07.000 Wait. 0.99

00:15:08.000 It's pissed.

00:15:09.000 What did you look up?

00:15:10.000 Mad Max arrives at Thunderdome.

00:15:13.000 Because I figured when you first get to there.

00:15:15.000 Barter Town.

00:15:16.000 Barter Town.

00:15:17.000 Thunderdome is one tiny part of Barter Town.

00:15:20.000 Oh.

00:15:21.000 You should know that, Ryan.

00:15:22.000 I've never seen that movie. 0.99

00:15:23.000 Oh, you're so fucking sad. 1.00

00:15:25.000 We got to do our movie fucking things again. 1.00

00:15:28.000 How have you not seen fucking Thunderdome? 0.99

00:15:31.000 I saw the first one. 1.00

00:15:32.000 The first Mad Max.

00:15:34.000 No, you didn't.

00:15:34.000 I guarantee you didn't.

00:15:35.000 Yeah, it was like they were chasing the chick and the first?

00:15:39.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:15:40.000 The very first one.

00:15:40.000 It's not even futuristic, the first one.

00:15:42.000 Is it called Road Warrior?

00:15:43.000 Nope.

00:15:44.000 Oh.

00:15:46.000 Well, I saw it.

00:15:47.000 No, you saw Road Warrior.

00:15:48.000 That's the second one.

00:15:49.000 The very, very first one is almost like an indie film.

00:15:52.000 There's the singer of Rose Tattoo.

00:15:54.000 What is it called?

00:15:55.000 I think it's just called Mad Max.

00:15:57.000 Yeah, whatever the matter is.

00:15:58.000 Mad Max is the first one.

00:15:59.000 Then there's Road Warrior.

00:16:01.000 Then there's Beyond Thunderdome.

00:16:02.000 And then there's...

00:16:04.000 It was low-budget looking.

00:16:05.000 Now it's the Tom Hardy one after that?

00:16:08.000 So now we're in Bardatown.

00:16:09.000 I want to see the guy that got pissed on.

00:16:11.000 Hurry up.

00:16:12.000 Yeah.

00:16:12.000 This joke is really in long form.

00:16:16.000 It's taking a long time.

00:16:18.000 Well, we're waiting.

00:16:26.000 Oh, this is when he text tests it.

00:16:28.000 Don't you understand?

00:16:29.000 This is water.

00:16:29.000 You can't live without it.

00:16:32.000 Some water?

00:16:32.000 That's the lead singer of a cover band's piss.

00:16:41.000 Jump forward, dude.

00:16:46.000 There he is.

00:16:48.000 There's the GoPro and everything.

00:16:50.000 Yeah.

00:16:52.000 You got some pelts?

00:16:55.000 We're in the desert and don't really need fur.

00:16:59.000 He was driving a team of camels.

00:17:01.000 People come here to trade.

00:17:04.000 Make a little profit.

00:17:05.000 Do a little business.

00:17:07.000 Got nothing to trade.

00:17:08.000 You've got no business in battle.

00:17:09.000 Come on, Nan. 1.00

00:17:12.000 Come on, man.

00:17:15.000 Sorry, the profits. 0.99

00:17:18.000 You could maybe piss on me. 0.97

00:17:21.000 I'm average pretty good. 0.99

00:17:27.000 I'm hypnotized.

00:17:32.000 So, did Max not give anything?

00:17:35.000 One hour.

00:17:37.000 If you find him, what then?

00:17:38.000 I'll ask him to return what's mine.

00:17:40.000 Oh, of course, he'll be desperate to clear his conscience, will he?

00:17:45.000 You that good?

00:17:49.000 Perhaps you've got something to trade after all.

00:17:51.000 Thunderdome.

00:17:52.000 That's when he comes up with the idea.

00:17:53.000 Great movie.

00:17:54.000 Fun stuff.

00:17:55.000 Now I've got a concert to go to.

00:17:58.000 This is a random news item.

00:17:59.000 Did you make you you I think you worked two hours yesterday?

00:18:03.000 Um three three hours.

00:18:05.000 So I assume the graphic for Let's Start the Show is done.

00:18:09.000 No, I thought that was up to the fans.

00:18:13.000 Let's see.

00:18:13.000 Let's start the show.

00:18:15.000 So you don't have any, you didn't do anything.

00:18:17.000 I have a lot of graphic.

00:18:18.000 What did you do?

00:18:19.000 You rushed home yesterday and just played your guitar for 300 hours?

00:18:22.000 I did not play guitar.

00:18:23.000 I hung out with my fam.

00:18:25.000 We made some food.

00:18:27.000 We hung out.

00:18:29.000 And so you hung out with your fam, you made some food, and you hung out.

00:18:33.000 Yes, let's see.

00:18:34.000 So the problem with working three hours is you have to have all your T's crossed and all your I's dotted.

00:18:41.000 Everything has to be taken care of.

00:18:44.000 I have got really good bumpers for today.

00:18:48.000 Anyway, make Let's Start the Show. 1.00

00:18:51.000 Do your fucking job. 1.00

00:18:52.000 Don't leave after three hours or I will cut your pay drastically. 1.00

00:18:56.000 Speaking of stupid people, check out this woman. 1.00

00:19:00.000 We haven't started the show yet, so I like to cram my silly shit in there. 1.00

00:19:04.000 Canadian money is so weird. 0.99

00:19:06.000 They made this after I left.

00:19:07.000 I left in 99.

00:19:10.000 It's plastic.

00:19:12.000 So it doesn't have the same oomph that paper money has. 1.00

00:19:16.000 But this dumb bitch said, found some change in my drawer for a rainy day. 1.00

00:19:21.000 I mean, I don't know if those are 20s or 100s. 1.00

00:19:25.000 Makes a big difference, obviously.

00:19:27.000 Five times as much.

00:19:28.000 But that looks like if it's 20s, I don't know.

00:19:35.000 let's say the skinny ones are hundreds.

00:19:38.000 No, let's say the fat ones are hundreds and the skinny ones are 20s.

00:19:41.000 No, for some reason, I'm thinking the fat ones at the bottom are 20s.

00:19:47.000 So I think it's 10K.

00:19:48.000 And then the skinny ones up top are 10K.

00:19:51.000 10, 20, 30, 40, 50, 60, 70, 80, 90, 100, 110, 120, 130, 140, 150, 160, 170, 180, 190.

00:19:59.000 Jesus Christ.

00:20:00.000 I think it's like half a million. 1.00

00:20:01.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:20:02.000 It says it right there. 1.00

00:20:05.000 Okay.

00:20:06.000 You just checking it.

00:20:07.000 You're trying to figure out the number that's staring me in the face.

00:20:10.000 It says she brags about having 400 grand.

00:20:15.000 So somewhat, turn it up.

00:20:20.000 How much cash do you have?

00:20:21.000 400K.

00:20:23.000 Okay.

00:20:23.000 Have you recovered any of it?

00:20:25.000 No, just what's on the floor.

00:20:27.000 And that's probably like maybe a couple thousand or something.

00:20:32.000 Yeah, and they left so quick in a hurry.

00:20:35.000 So you last home three hours ago?

00:20:37.000 Yeah.

00:20:38.000 Does anyone else have access to the secure building?

00:20:42.000 No, to the suite surgeon.

00:20:43.000 No.

00:20:43.000 You look it up?

00:20:44.000 Yeah.

00:20:44.000 Okay.

00:20:45.000 And just one key fob for this is secure building.

00:20:49.000 Run for you. 0.56

00:20:49.000 Rent. 0.56

00:20:51.000 This isn't fucked up too. 0.99

00:20:53.000 It is. 0.98

00:20:56.000 I don't even feel comfortable.

00:21:01.000 Notice her tone.

00:21:03.000 How does a door like this get kicked down?

00:21:05.000 It's such a heavy bolt.

00:21:08.000 Now she's mad at Wood?

00:21:12.000 I don't know what to do. 1.00

00:21:16.000 What a fucking moron. 1.00

00:21:19.000 Not post that in the future. 1.00

00:21:20.000 Look at that.

00:21:22.000 How'd they break the door down?

00:21:24.000 By wanting $400,000 really bad.

00:21:27.000 Why did Wood let me down?

00:21:28.000 I think this is crowbarred.

00:21:31.000 Oh, that helps me.

00:21:32.000 Here's all your money.

00:21:33.000 Crowbar's fault.

00:21:34.000 Now that you figure that out, here's your money. 0.97

00:21:35.000 This isn't fucked up to you? 0.94

00:21:37.000 Okay, now you got to look that up, Brian. 0.99

00:21:38.000 I need to see this woman. 0.60

00:21:40.000 It is.

00:21:41.000 What are you thinking?

00:21:42.000 Is she a stripper? 1.00

00:21:45.000 You know, Larry Barnes got kicked out of his bank for depositing too much cash, right?

00:21:49.000 Yeah, he could file a lawsuit, apparently.

00:21:51.000 Somebody writes in.

00:21:52.000 Yeah.

00:21:54.000 Look up that woman, $400,000. 1.00

00:21:56.000 It looks like Ontario, Toronto.

00:22:00.000 This is, I've had enough of photographs.

00:22:02.000 I mean, all these prowboys getting doxxed is terrible, but I also go, why are you photographing yourself?

00:22:08.000 You know, you're seen as a domestic terrorist and you're like, hi. 0.99

00:22:12.000 Fucking all these people posing with selfies for me to this day. 1.00

00:22:15.000 I go, okay, you're getting fired. 1.00

00:22:17.000 I'm already fired to death. 1.00

00:22:19.000 But if this picture gets out, you're fucked. 1.00

00:22:21.000 So stop it. 1.00

00:22:22.000 Group photo. 1.00

00:22:23.000 What the fuck? 0.99

00:22:24.000 We didn't have group photos when I was young. 0.99

00:22:26.000 It wasn't a thing.

00:22:27.000 If you're on a soccer team and you win, yeah, you took a group photo.

00:22:30.000 But every time everyone's going out for dinner, group photo.

00:22:33.000 Why is there a group photo of your dinner?

00:22:36.000 Are you going to forget about it?

00:22:38.000 Are you ever going to look at that picture ever again?

00:22:43.000 We should do a selfie after this, Ryan.

00:22:45.000 I'll selfie.

00:22:46.000 Let's do one right now.

00:22:47.000 Okay.

00:22:49.000 Let's get a selfie going.

00:22:50.000 I found another similar story, but not that one.

00:22:53.000 Family Robbed Efforten posts a photo of money on Facebook.

00:22:57.000 Should I go over there?

00:23:08.000 Cool.

00:23:09.000 I can remember that.

00:23:10.000 Is that for the Graham?

00:23:12.000 No, I'll send that to you and you can put it up on the site.

00:23:15.000 Nice.

00:23:15.000 And people can see that we were together once.

00:23:18.000 We should have a selfie page.

00:23:19.000 Oh, I love when it's celebrities, too.

00:23:21.000 I was next to a celebrity once.

00:23:23.000 Good.

00:23:24.000 I'm glad.

00:23:25.000 How many people has Mick Jagger been next to?

00:23:31.000 It's so tiring.

00:23:32.000 And I always do selfies because it's faster just to go, than it is to go, why do you want that? 1.00

00:23:38.000 That's so stupid. 1.00

00:23:39.000 That's so fucking lame. 1.00

00:23:40.000 It doesn't make any sense. 0.99

00:23:41.000 We're not friends.

00:23:42.000 There's no memory here.

00:23:45.000 All it means is you were next to me.

00:23:48.000 Now I'm mad.

00:23:50.000 This is the Maddie problem. 0.88

00:23:52.000 I had to touch him yesterday and be like, buddy, buddy, calm down.

00:23:55.000 It's not like after the black dude left, oh, I haven't told you the story yet.

00:23:58.000 I'll tell you later.

00:24:00.000 But we were all with friends there.

00:24:03.000 And he's still mad at this invisible person.

00:24:05.000 That's a tease for something coming up in the future.

00:24:09.000 Do you have the picture yet?

00:24:12.000 No.

00:24:12.000 It led me here.

00:24:13.000 It's an Ontario woman.

00:24:14.000 Probably the same video.

00:24:16.000 Let's see.

00:24:17.000 Worldwide.

00:24:18.000 It's all the same post.

00:24:22.000 Let's see.

00:24:22.000 Oh, this is a YouTube video.

00:24:25.000 This is the full.

00:24:26.000 So maybe there's comments.

00:24:28.000 400K?

00:24:30.000 400K?

00:24:31.000 400K? 1.00

00:24:32.000 Isn't this fucked up to you? 1.00

00:24:34.000 It is. 1.00

00:24:35.000 Well, fix it.

00:24:36.000 I want my money back, you guys.

00:24:40.000 No.

00:24:41.000 There's no comments?

00:24:44.000 Anyway, baby monsters can figure that for us. 1.00

00:24:46.000 One last thing before we get serious.

00:24:48.000 I have a very important competition coming up.

00:24:52.000 Let's just do a daily dose of pronouns and lib libs of TikTok.

00:24:57.000 It's a refreshing palate cleanser.

00:24:58.000 To me, it's sort of like in the morning, you're not really hungry, and there's a bunch of stuff out on the kitchen table, and there's a bowl of blueberries.

00:25:07.000 You're like, I don't want to sit down with a bagel, but I'll have some bloobs.

00:25:10.000 You just grab like six.

00:25:11.000 You eat them.

00:25:12.000 If you brush your teeth after, the spit's going to be all blue.

00:25:15.000 That looks funny.

00:25:16.000 But this is how I feel about these libs of TikToks.

00:25:18.000 It's just a little handful of blueberries. 0.99

00:25:21.000 Hey, what the fuck is this? 0.98

00:25:25.000 Is that what I put under 104? 0.98

00:25:28.000 That's what popped up here.

00:25:29.000 Here it is.

00:25:40.000 I wish Void all the best and look forward to meeting.

00:25:45.000 Please.

00:25:46.000 The Void Faith.

00:25:50.000 Do you see this person next to me?

00:25:53.000 E is my friend.

00:25:54.000 Z has had to put up with a lot to get to where Per is today.

00:25:58.000 I just want to let Glint know that Thon is valid.

00:26:00.000 Oh, and I see.

00:26:01.000 That Ver pronouns are valid. 0.97

00:26:02.000 That's pretty cool because someone goes, China's laughing at us. 1.00

00:26:05.000 And then it's like, yeah, China's got their own problems. 1.00

00:26:08.000 It's made of fucking sand. 1.00

00:26:10.000 Their bridge sucks. 1.00

00:26:12.000 No, literally, Z's bridge sucks. 1.00

00:26:15.000 His name is Z. Z. He identifies as a fucking loser. 0.99

00:26:22.000 Yeah, that country, communism is not great for the quality of the world. 1.00

00:26:26.000 Did you by chance see this one, Libsa TikTok post?

00:26:28.000 It's gone now.

00:26:29.000 It's a woman singing a song. 0.77

00:26:30.000 He's like, if you're transgender, then you're this. 0.99

00:26:37.000 What does it ring a bell?

00:26:38.000 It went viral for a little bit, but it got taken down.

00:26:41.000 I can't find it.

00:26:42.000 It's the cringiest one of these pronouns, and it's a song by a not convincing tranny. 1.00

00:26:48.000 Okay, so just as a rule for the show, don't bring up videos that you don't have.

00:26:52.000 It's just frustrating for people.

00:26:53.000 I've been looking forward.

00:26:56.000 Thank you for killing the whole vibe of the show.

00:26:59.000 I know what you're thinking.

00:26:59.000 You're thinking, well, Ryan just wrecked the show.

00:27:02.000 And there's no way we can regain the momentum.

00:27:04.000 I have some great news.

00:27:05.000 I've been saving, storing a nuclear bomb since the beginning of the show that can right any problems.

00:27:13.000 We are about to get back on track with a brand new, one-time-only segment called...

00:27:21.000 I think I've overgone the time when I laid eyes on you.

00:27:26.000 I didn't even know your name.

00:27:28.000 Somehow we've ended up in the same room.

00:27:30.000 This is an important part of the show where we're going to quantitatively decide once and for all who is sexier, Isabella DeLuca or Isabella Riley. 1.00

00:27:43.000 Are they both Isabella's?

00:27:45.000 That's correct, Gavin.

00:27:46.000 Okay. 1.00

00:27:46.000 Now, joining me is our favorite crippled nigger, Crip Daddy. 1.00

00:27:53.000 I think one thing we both have in common, welcome to the show, Crip. 0.99

00:27:57.000 Thank you for referring to me by my proper name. 1.00

00:28:01.000 What we both have in common is these women are dying to fuck us. 1.00

00:28:05.000 So the good news is that 51-year-old balding alcoholics and crippled young men are their cup of tea. 1.00

00:28:15.000 No, that's fair.

00:28:16.000 The bad news is we have to decide which one we're going to take.

00:28:22.000 I made worse decisions in my life.

00:28:27.000 Before we even start, what does your gut say?

00:28:30.000 What are you feeling as far as who's more attractive?

00:28:34.000 Can you tell me the names one more time?

00:28:37.000 So you're not familiar with them?

00:28:39.000 They're both sort of like conservative pundits.

00:28:42.000 I think they're both at turning point, and they're both part of the New York Young Republicans.

00:28:48.000 Well, let's show you pictures then so you can decide.

00:28:51.000 So you're not familiar with these chicks. 1.00

00:28:52.000 That's going to make it even more fun.

00:28:54.000 No, so that's good for me.

00:28:56.000 I like going into these things blind.

00:29:00.000 That's the only thing you're not.

00:29:03.000 Okay, what do we got here?

00:29:05.000 So, I mean, I think she's a 10. 0.94

00:29:09.000 Really?

00:29:10.000 Yeah.

00:29:11.000 She's like a Florida 7. 1.00

00:29:14.000 Do you live in Florida?

00:29:16.000 No, but I did for a short while.

00:29:19.000 She looks like a 7. 1.00

00:29:20.000 Where do you live now?

00:29:22.000 I'm a Midwest boy.

00:29:23.000 I'm in Illinois.

00:29:24.000 What's your street address and street number?

00:29:26.000 I can tell you if you give it to her.

00:29:31.000 What's your social insurance?

00:29:33.000 What pin do you use at the bank machine?

00:29:37.000 I refuse to accept that as a Florida 7. 1.00

00:29:39.000 That's fucking insane. 0.99

00:29:40.000 And I've been to Florida. 1.00

00:29:41.000 There's no way it's Magic Land.

00:29:44.000 I'll go down to 9, maybe 8.9 if you point a gun at my head.

00:29:49.000 I think it's because she reminds me of every girl I went to high school with that tries to sell me some pyramid scheme now.

00:29:58.000 Okay, so she's a seven.

00:30:00.000 We're disagreeing already.

00:30:01.000 I would give her, I'm going to comfortably say 9.4.

00:30:06.000 And you're saying 7.

00:30:08.000 Let's jump over now to Isabelle O'Reilly, who often wears too much makeup. 1.00

00:30:14.000 She could wear nothing and maintain her 9.4 status. 0.73

00:30:19.000 What are you going to give her, knowing your judgment, this is probably a 6?

00:30:23.000 No, see, she jumps up a little bit. 0.98

00:30:25.000 I think I just have a thing for Rinettes. 1.00

00:30:27.000 Yeah, and she has this sort of mom vibe. 1.00

00:30:32.000 I don't even know if she's a mom, but she just looks like.

00:30:36.000 She's like 21. 1.00

00:30:37.000 Yeah, but some girls just have that like mother vibe, and I fuck with that. 1.00

00:30:42.000 Yeah, me too. 0.99

00:30:44.000 It's a very attractive feature, knowing that a woman will be a good mom and be able to churn out a lot of kids. 1.00

00:30:50.000 Yeah, and she looks like she could pop them out like crazy. 1.00

00:30:52.000 Okay, that's, I don't know if this is a millennial thing, but that amount of makeup is like bordering on clown level. 0.67

00:31:00.000 Yeah, no, that's a little too much. 0.84

00:31:02.000 She looks like an orange.

00:31:06.000 It looks like a filter. 0.80

00:31:07.000 And I'd understand if you had this horrible skin with zits all over it and a weird birthmark that was the shape of a swastika, but she's a beautiful woman.

00:31:14.000 What are you doing?

00:31:16.000 Yeah, she doesn't even look real at this point.

00:31:18.000 Yeah. 0.96

00:31:19.000 It really does look like a gay man who used a filter to make a fake CGI face so he can live as a woman. 1.00

00:31:29.000 See, that's not even the same person in this one. 0.87

00:31:32.000 And that's much more attractive than what we just saw, than the orange woman. 0.98

00:31:36.000 Yeah.

00:31:36.000 No, I agree.

00:31:37.000 I would get them.

00:31:38.000 I mean, at the end of the day, they can both get it.

00:31:41.000 I'm not turning down either one.

00:31:43.000 We're not denying either of these women our naked bodies?

00:31:47.000 No.

00:31:48.000 And I know that they're begging for it.

00:31:50.000 They're lined up.

00:31:50.000 Gagging.

00:31:51.000 Gagging.

00:31:53.000 So what's it?

00:31:54.000 Can we see some still pictures too?

00:31:56.000 Although video is great.

00:31:58.000 What about some audio, Ryan?

00:31:59.000 Can we hear them talk?

00:32:01.000 Yeah, because you know what?

00:32:02.000 That's going to really change the numbers.

00:32:04.000 Hearing them open their mouth, that could be a very heavy drop or increase.

00:32:11.000 The fact that she's Italian makes it even more intense. 1.00

00:32:15.000 Okay, that brings it up a little bit for me.

00:32:18.000 Yeah, Italian blonde. 1.00

00:32:20.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:32:21.000 All of these fucking videos are her doing TikTok songs, though. 0.99

00:32:25.000 I want to hear her voice. 1.00

00:32:26.000 If she could say any slur, that's going to bring her Up to a nine for me. 1.00

00:32:34.000 Yeah, they're all that.

00:32:36.000 Is there no way we can get rid of him?

00:32:38.000 Not without cause, Michael.

00:32:40.000 There is an interview of her, but she was freshly beat up, which is kind of hot too. 0.92

00:32:46.000 Okay, when you say beat up, what are we talking here?

00:32:50.000 Oh, in the what did she get beat up for?

00:32:52.000 In the royal sense.

00:32:54.000 The royal beat up.

00:32:55.000 Why was she beat up?

00:32:56.000 She was beat up at a Trump rally.

00:32:58.000 Snopes denies it, I believe.

00:33:01.000 So what'd she do?

00:33:02.000 What do they say she happened?

00:33:03.000 She punched herself in the...

00:33:04.000 Oh, I remember this.

00:33:05.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:33:05.000 That was her?

00:33:06.000 Yep.

00:33:07.000 Holy...

00:33:08.000 That's not her. 0.97

00:33:09.000 No, maybe that's... 1.00

00:33:11.000 You fucking moron. 1.00

00:33:12.000 That's like a 60-year-old woman. 1.00

00:33:16.000 Everyborn with the skin.

00:33:17.000 Maybe she's literally a Benjamin Button babe. 1.00

00:33:20.000 She was... 0.97

00:33:21.000 Oh, here we go.

00:33:22.000 Here's her talking. 0.98

00:33:25.000 Was that?

00:33:26.000 I didn't know she was on Creasy Show. 0.99

00:33:28.000 That makes sense.

00:33:30.000 Wait a minute.

00:33:32.000 She looks under a nine in that top corner thing. 1.00

00:33:36.000 Uh-oh.

00:33:36.000 That looks like a mere 8.8.

00:33:39.000 A disgusting, hideous 8.8.

00:33:42.000 Oh, no, we're back to overnight.

00:33:44.000 It was just the minimization of the window.

00:33:46.000 Dude, look at those teeth. 1.00

00:33:47.000 She could be in a Colgate commercial. 0.94

00:33:50.000 I think she also works with Turning Point.

00:33:51.000 She does a lot of Fox News stuff.

00:33:54.000 She does kind of also like to troll the DMs. 1.00

00:33:58.000 You shut up for one second.

00:34:03.000 So I do feel like that kind of made me grow up a little bit faster.

00:34:06.000 And then I think when you go through certain things in your life, it definitely toughens you up.

00:34:10.000 So like in middle school, I was bullied really bad.

00:34:12.000 That definitely like, why were you bullied?

00:34:15.000 Get on me. 0.98

00:34:16.000 It was really bad.

00:34:17.000 This girl's just getting beat up left and right, this poor child. 1.00

00:34:19.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:34:20.000 I want to beat her up with my dick. 1.00

00:34:22.000 Yeah, I would have done the same thing. 1.00

00:34:25.000 She would need the wheelchair after I was done. 1.00

00:34:27.000 Wait, you got a weird connection all of a sudden.

00:34:29.000 You're all choppy.

00:34:30.000 What'd you just say?

00:34:32.000 Oh, I was just saying that she needed the wheelchair after I was done. 1.00

00:34:36.000 Oh, she would need the wheelchair when he was done.

00:34:44.000 And that would make you two even more compatible.

00:34:47.000 So let's do one more of Isabelle O'Reilly talking, and then we'll have to pound. 1.00

00:34:52.000 Gavin will pound the gavel, and we will have to make our decision on who gets them.

00:34:57.000 I hope we disagree, and then we can just go double dating because I'll get my favorite, and you'll get your favorite.

00:35:06.000 This is very tragic, and it's very clear that this school board actually prioritizes pushing their woke agenda over the safety of your children.

00:35:14.000 And I would be very concerned if I was a parent and I had a daughter going to the school because clearly she would not be safe to just use the bathroom, which is something that they cannot avoid.

00:35:22.000 So this is very tragic, and I've said it many times, and I will say it again.

00:35:26.000 Get your children out of government schools.

00:35:28.000 They are not safe there, and they are certainly not learning anything efficient there.

00:35:32.000 I might want to add something into the mix here.

00:35:35.000 Who is that other chick? 1.00

00:35:37.000 I don't know.

00:35:39.000 She looks like, what's her name?

00:35:42.000 Ryan Reynolds' wife there.

00:35:44.000 Sort of.

00:35:45.000 She tagged Emily Saves America.

00:35:49.000 Oh, that's her. 1.00

00:35:50.000 Now we have a new one we have to fuck. 1.00

00:35:52.000 Emily Wilson. 1.00

00:35:53.000 So many women, so little time. 1.00

00:35:57.000 I'm Cody.

00:35:58.000 Pronouns E-M-A-A.

00:36:00.000 Okay, one final thing to add. 0.99

00:36:02.000 I've seen Isabelle Riley's ass, and it's comically perfect. 1.00

00:36:07.000 It's hilarious. 1.00

00:36:08.000 It looks like a drawing of two little balls that are best friends. 0.63

00:36:19.000 Dude, are you on a 56k modem? 1.00

00:36:21.000 You are coming in like shit. 1.00

00:36:24.000 All right. 1.00

00:36:24.000 Yeah, wait, let me. 1.00

00:36:26.000 Who's to blame here?

00:36:27.000 I'll close things up and maybe that will help.

00:36:30.000 I don't see how that could possibly have anything to do with the internet.

00:36:35.000 Let me get Donovan back.

00:36:36.000 So you've seen them on video.

00:36:38.000 We've heard them talk. 0.99

00:36:40.000 I told you about the ass thing. 1.00

00:36:42.000 The blonde is Italian. 1.00

00:36:44.000 The brunette is Irish.

00:36:48.000 You can have either one.

00:36:49.000 Obviously, they're both gagging for both of us.

00:36:52.000 Who do you allow into your lair? 0.96

00:36:56.000 I prefer to go the brunette. 1.00

00:37:01.000 Okay, that actually works out perfect because though they're both over nine, I slightly prefer the Italian.

00:37:08.000 Just a pube.

00:37:09.000 Not that she has any.

00:37:11.000 So this works out perfect for us.

00:37:13.000 I get to have the blonde, you get to have the brunette, and we get to go double dating until they both need a wheelchair. 1.00

00:37:20.000 Yes, that's the ideal plan.

00:37:23.000 All right, buddy.

00:37:23.000 Thanks for coming on.

00:37:24.000 Thanks for helping us solve this problem.

00:37:27.000 Anytime.

00:37:28.000 If you ever need any more women to judge, let me know. 1.00

00:37:31.000 Okay, thanks, man.

00:37:32.000 Bye.

00:37:33.000 I think it wasn't dumb with time when I laid eyes on you.

00:37:38.000 I didn't even know your name.

00:37:42.000 Women want us. 1.00

00:37:45.000 Crip Daddy and I are on most women's sexiest men of the year award list.

00:37:51.000 You play his hard to get.

00:37:53.000 So do I. Well, I'm married, so I have to wait for my wife to die of old age.

00:37:57.000 But I'm hoping that the two Isabels will wait around. 1.00

00:38:02.000 My wife's in, what, almost 50 now, so maybe 30 years.

00:38:06.000 So those girls will be 50? 1.00

00:38:08.000 What if they're not hot by the time I'm ready for them? 1.00

00:38:11.000 I heard Isabella installed an access ramp to the young pussy. 1.00

00:38:18.000 Oh, that means that she wants him, right? 1.00

00:38:20.000 That's correct.

00:38:23.000 That is correct.

00:38:25.000 Bannon.

00:38:26.000 Steve Bannon has been arrested for, I don't know, not showing up in court. 0.99

00:38:31.000 Some dumb misdemeanor. 0.83

00:38:32.000 That's a $300 fine. 0.99

00:38:33.000 The Dems, I think they got spoiled by canceling people.

00:38:41.000 That made them feel powerful.

00:38:43.000 And then they threw a few proud boys in jail, and that made them feel good.

00:38:47.000 And then January 6th was successful as far as their own tyrannical motives go.

00:38:52.000 So they're like, let's keep going.

00:38:53.000 But, you know, you guys, we're catching up to you.

00:38:57.000 And Roger Stone beat you and humiliated you.

00:39:01.000 He almost died in the process, but he won.

00:39:04.000 Kyle Rittenhouse is about to win.

00:39:06.000 And Steve Bannon, you just handed him a megaphone.

00:39:09.000 You just put him with no valid charges, you just put him at the front of the American conversation.

00:39:14.000 And what's Steve Bannon's favorite thing?

00:39:16.000 The American conversation. 0.99

00:39:18.000 So, what the fuck have you done? 0.99

00:39:20.000 I'm a pro-Bannon. 1.00

00:39:21.000 It hurts me to be pro-Bannon because of Roger Stone. 0.99

00:39:23.000 I feel like I'm betraying my friend, but he's a fucking genius. 0.98

00:39:27.000 I'm sorry. 0.97

00:39:28.000 And he's a brilliant strategist, and he's predicting.

00:39:31.000 He's nostridamous.

00:39:33.000 He's already seen the ending of this trial in his head. 0.93

00:39:36.000 He's done all the math, including the bias in the clown world.

00:39:39.000 He's factored that in.

00:39:43.000 So you basically just lost the 2024 election by persecuting Steve Bannon.

00:39:52.000 Hey, I just want to say everybody, tell everybody live stream on Getter right now.

00:39:57.000 Everybody watching in the war room, we're here today.

00:39:59.000 I don't want anybody to take their eye off the ball of what we do every day.

00:40:03.000 Okay?

00:40:03.000 We've got the Hispanics coming on our side, African Americans coming on our side.

00:40:07.000 We're taking down the Biden regime.

00:40:08.000 Every day, the focus, you've got Raheem Kassan today.

00:40:11.000 You've got Dr. Peter Navarra, Captain Bannon.

00:40:14.000 You're going to have Boris Epstein, the whole show.

00:40:17.000 Intense.

00:40:17.000 We've got polling out, economic data out, everything.

00:40:21.000 I want you guys to stay focused, stay on message.

00:40:23.000 Remember, signal, not noise.

00:40:24.000 This is all noise.

00:40:25.000 That's signal.

00:40:26.000 Thank you very much.

00:40:27.000 Are you optimistic today?

00:40:28.000 Brilliant and perfect.

00:40:29.000 How many people did I miss today?

00:40:31.000 I wish he hadn't testified against Roger Stone.

00:40:34.000 I could love him with 100% of my heart and not just a lot of my heart.

00:40:37.000 What's 1-6?

00:40:38.000 Is that the same thing?

00:40:39.000 I think it is.

00:40:40.000 I think it's the speech we just saw.

00:40:43.000 Because I thought the first one was just him getting out of the car.

00:40:49.000 By the way, by the way, by the way, not just Trump people and not just conservatives.

00:40:53.000 Every progressive and every liberal in this country that likes freedom of speech and liberty, okay, should be fighting for this case.

00:41:00.000 That's why I'm here today for everybody.

00:41:02.000 I'm never going to back down.

00:41:03.000 And they took on the wrong guy this time, okay?

00:41:07.000 They took on the wrong guys.

00:41:08.000 Absolutely. 0.99

00:41:10.000 You dummies. 0.99

00:41:11.000 Don't mess with the bull. 1.00

00:41:12.000 You'll get the horn.

00:41:17.000 I thought this was...

00:41:19.000 Let's skip all that.

00:41:20.000 Let's, we haven't done My Pet Biden in a while.

00:41:22.000 Let's do some My Pet Bidens. 0.93

00:41:24.000 Shall we?

00:41:25.000 Has been a while.

00:41:28.000 Biden.

00:41:29.000 On him I can depend.

00:41:31.000 My pet.

00:41:32.000 Biden. 1.00

00:41:33.000 A monster of the president. 0.99

00:41:35.000 He's big and booze. 0.99

00:41:37.000 Sleepy. 0.99

00:41:38.000 But a friendly monster too.

00:41:40.000 My pet. 0.86

00:41:41.000 Biden.

00:41:42.000 Wait, what?

00:41:42.000 That doesn't rhyme.

00:41:47.000 So what if, Ryan, I said, I want to let murderers crash here.

00:41:51.000 People who are wanted for murder, a lot of MS-13 guys, I want them to stay here at the studio.

00:41:57.000 I'd feel uncomfortable.

00:41:58.000 Right.

00:41:59.000 You'd say, don't do that.

00:42:00.000 That's not what we want.

00:42:01.000 Well, my boss, I would say, maybe we should rethink that.

00:42:06.000 And then I open the door.

00:42:07.000 I'll have them stay here.

00:42:08.000 I'm not here. 1.00

00:42:09.000 And they kill you. 1.00

00:42:10.000 Oh. 1.00

00:42:11.000 I'm responsible for your death.

00:42:13.000 Sure.

00:42:14.000 This is Ron DeSantis' pitch where he said, don't open the borders.

00:42:19.000 I'm against it.

00:42:21.000 My constituents are against it.

00:42:23.000 It's against the law.

00:42:24.000 It's against the Constitution.

00:42:26.000 It's not what America is about.

00:42:27.000 We're not an open borders country.

00:42:29.000 No country is.

00:42:31.000 It's a bizarre concept.

00:42:32.000 Governor DeSantis says Biden has blood on his hands because a 24-year-old man charged with murder in Florida came in on one of his clandestine migrant relocation flights from the border and said he was 17.

00:42:44.000 So DeSantis said, don't do this.

00:42:46.000 And it wasn't just a personal opinion.

00:42:48.000 It wasn't like, I prefer Metallica to Black Sabbath.

00:42:50.000 This was heavy metal is banned in my state and in my country.

00:42:55.000 Should block that. 0.83

00:42:57.000 And Biden said, no, I'm doing it anyway.

00:43:03.000 So he did it in the middle of the night, behind closed doors, snuck in illegals into DeSantis' state, and the woman promptly died.

00:43:14.000 Now, we know they're exporting their murderers.

00:43:16.000 So I think he's got a very strong legal case.

00:43:19.000 He definitely has an ironclad philosophical case. 0.99

00:43:22.000 There's the fucking inbred Cro-Magnon. 0.99

00:43:26.000 Yerry Noel Medina Ulios. 0.99

00:43:29.000 Uilos, 24, was arrested on October 7th in Jacksonville, Florida and charged with murdering the 46-year-old man with whom he lived.

00:43:38.000 You snuck a murderer into my house.

00:43:41.000 And it got someone killed.

00:43:44.000 Go back to that video.

00:43:48.000 There's no notification to the state of Florida.

00:43:51.000 These are done mostly in the middle of the night, and it's clandestine.

00:43:56.000 And we really have no say into it.

00:43:58.000 So what we're going to do, so I don't know on the top of my head everything, but we could provide.

00:44:04.000 I know when we initially got wind of this, it wasn't through normal channels.

00:44:07.000 It's people in the federal government who are effectively leaking this to us so that we have a heads up on it.

00:44:13.000 I've talked with Mayor Curry.

00:44:15.000 I've talked with my folks.

00:44:17.000 We need to talk to the airport people.

00:44:19.000 We're going to get together and figure out what we can do in the immediate term to protect folks in Florida.

00:44:25.000 And then obviously, as the legislature comes back, I think about it.

00:44:29.000 You have an open border in violation of U.S. law.

00:44:33.000 The president has said that basically they want to even pay reparations to people who came illegally.

00:44:40.000 Just think about that.

00:44:41.000 You as an American, you get higher gas prices.

00:44:45.000 You get higher grocery bills.

00:44:47.000 You get told basically to just grin and bear it, someone breaks the law, comes illegally, and they're going to cut them a check for hundreds of thousands of dollars.

00:44:57.000 That is just unbelievable.

00:44:59.000 But that's what we're dealing with.

00:45:00.000 So they're not. 0.99

00:45:01.000 That's such a dumb move. 0.95

00:45:03.000 Why did they say that? 1.00

00:45:04.000 I guess they want to track more illegals so they can get more votes. 0.88

00:45:06.000 But you realize the whole country's going to hate your guts, right?

00:45:09.000 That sounded like a president to me. 1.00

00:45:12.000 And he has everything that the left, everything that the left hates about Trump with the mean tweets and the off-the-cuff shit, Ron DeSantis doesn't do. 0.98

00:45:23.000 So he has the saintliness of like Ted Cruz and what's his name? 0.99

00:45:30.000 Mitch.

00:45:31.000 Who's the guy who was the Mormon who was super rich? 0.93

00:45:35.000 Oh.

00:45:37.000 My mind's gone blank.

00:45:38.000 That guy. 0.99

00:45:40.000 But those guys didn't have balls. 0.99

00:45:42.000 Trump has balls. 0.99

00:45:43.000 DeSantis has all the decorum of those nerds with the balls of Trump. 0.99

00:45:50.000 What's the left going to say about him? 0.51

00:45:51.000 They kept calling him Death Santis because of his laissez-faire attitude with Corona.

00:45:58.000 Mitt Romney.

00:45:59.000 Death rate's great.

00:46:00.000 Yeah, Mitt Romney was his name.

00:46:03.000 Look up the pronunciation of clandestine?

00:46:06.000 Clandestine.

00:46:07.000 Clandestine?

00:46:09.000 Let's get that right once and for all.

00:46:11.000 Of course, there's different accents.

00:46:13.000 Us Canadians tend to use the British pronunciation with things like aluminium and centrifugal.

00:46:20.000 Clandestine.

00:46:21.000 Clandestine.

00:46:22.000 Okay, I've been saying clandestine. 0.99

00:46:25.000 Check out this old clip of Joe Biden saying we can't leave Afghanistan because we'll leave a bunch of military shit there that they can use against us. 0.98

00:46:36.000 Sounds reasonable. 0.97

00:46:37.000 This is when politicians are not senior citizens.

00:46:41.000 It makes a big difference how we end this war.

00:46:44.000 And it makes a big difference to tell the American people the truth about what our options are in ending this war.

00:46:51.000 If tomorrow the order goes out from the president, I'm President of the United States.

00:46:56.000 I issue an order. 0.60

00:46:56.000 Hypothetically. 0.60

00:46:57.000 End the war today, begin to withdraw all American troops. 0.73

00:47:01.000 It will take a year to get the American troops out.

00:47:03.000 Do you hear me now?

00:47:05.000 That's the truth.

00:47:06.000 If you were the president and you did it in a month, that'd be sleepy.

00:47:13.000 Now, if you leave all the equipment behind, you might be able to do it in seven months.

00:47:19.000 And you leave those billions of dollars of weapons behind, I promise they're going to be used against your grandchild and mine someday.

00:47:27.000 It makes a big difference.

00:47:28.000 Huh. 0.96

00:47:29.000 Sounds like it would be stupid to leave a bunch of military equipment in Afghanistan. 0.94

00:47:33.000 In the sense that... 0.97

00:47:36.000 All right, let's jump over to feminism. 1.00

00:47:38.000 I've got a treat for you at the end of the show, so stay tuned.

00:47:41.000 It's post-mailbag.

00:47:43.000 And I alluded to it with Maddie Odell.

00:47:45.000 That's a clue.

00:47:47.000 Volkiology. 0.96

00:47:50.000 Feminism. 1.00

00:47:55.000 Thanks, Satan. 1.00

00:47:56.000 I killed my baby. 0.99

00:47:57.000 2-5. 0.75

00:47:59.000 So this is now an ancient Chinese secret.

00:48:02.000 In fact, I think we're an entire week off.

00:48:04.000 And I apologize for that.

00:48:05.000 That's not what this network represents. 0.62

00:48:07.000 But remember the chick with the who did the sketch where she was like, I'm Cece the clown and I killed my baby.

00:48:16.000 So she's, this is how she announced to her mother, by the way, that she killed her baby, that she had an abortion. 0.97

00:48:20.000 She announced it on SNL as a clown. 0.99

00:48:26.000 Goober's the clown. 0.96

00:48:28.000 So, Goober, you had an abortion when you were 23? 0.99

00:48:31.000 Hey, whoa, slow down. 1.00

00:48:32.000 I'm a clown. 0.98

00:48:33.000 Let's clown around. 0.99

00:48:34.000 I had an abortion the day before my 23rd birthday. 0.88

00:48:43.000 So this is Michelle Wolf all over again.

00:48:46.000 Michelle Wolf goes dancing around saying, I had an abortion and it was awesome.

00:48:50.000 And the mainstream normal, not necessarily pro-lifers, the normal pro-choicers who said, let's see if the baby's viable and maybe not do it third trimester, but maybe if like that afternoon, she could have a plan B. Those normal people,

00:49:06.000 you push over to our side, our pro-life side, when you mock the killing of babies. 0.99

00:49:12.000 Michelle Wolf fucking changed the law in Texas because she outraged pro-lifers and Christians so much. 1.00

00:49:19.000 Thank you, Michelle Wolf, for your flippant attitude towards abortion. 0.99

00:49:22.000 And this is all, this is the same once again.

00:49:26.000 She's doing it.

00:49:27.000 She is moving the abortion window over to the right.

00:49:31.000 And you know what I thought was interesting about this?

00:49:32.000 So her whole point is that if she had had the kids, she wouldn't be having this successful career. 0.95

00:49:38.000 In other words, doing the occasional comedy sketch every Saturday night that very few people see or care about is better than creating and shaping a human life.

00:49:49.000 I mean, doesn't this smell like a deal with the devil?

00:49:53.000 And she's childless and alone. 0.99

00:49:55.000 And what I noticed about her, I was always sexually attracted to her, being a horny dude with eyeballs. 1.00

00:50:01.000 But I think she just cracked. 0.98

00:50:03.000 Dude, I was thinking the same thing.

00:50:05.000 I was like, she used to be very attractive to me, and now she looks like Jonathan Miranda.

00:50:09.000 No offense to him.

00:50:11.000 Look up Cecily Strong now.

00:50:15.000 This is a current video of Cecily Strong.

00:50:18.000 It's a picture.

00:50:19.000 Okay, we get it.

00:50:21.000 Cecily Strong.

00:50:22.000 I believe she did have a baby, though.

00:50:24.000 Really?

00:50:25.000 Yeah, I think she was pregnant. 1.00

00:50:26.000 Boy, that poor dead baby is like, what the fuck? 1.00

00:50:29.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:50:30.000 That's like Amber Tamblin.

00:50:32.000 I think she had an abortion about one year before she had a real baby.

00:50:36.000 And the dead baby was like, I'm sorry, I showed up a little early. 1.00

00:50:41.000 What the fuck? 0.99

00:50:43.000 So she's always been, she's been the kind of hot where you look her up on Wikipedia to see what her ethnicity is. 1.00

00:50:48.000 That's how I discovered she's Scottish.

00:50:50.000 And you're like, wow, a white woman who looks so Hispanic. 1.00

00:50:54.000 I have a boner. 0.99

00:50:54.000 Everything's going great. 0.99

00:50:56.000 And then sometime around the past year, couple years, she just like broke. 1.00

00:51:06.000 And now nobody wants her ass. 0.99

00:51:09.000 Why'd I wreck that perfectly good pencil? 1.00

00:51:12.000 To make a point.

00:51:13.000 Please, I haven't been drinking.

00:51:16.000 I currently am drinking.

00:51:20.000 When is it okay for an adult to have a sexual relationship with a 14-year-old?

00:51:25.000 A, when she's 14, but smoking a cigarette.

00:51:27.000 B, 14, but it's Alabama. 0.98

00:51:30.000 C, 14, but you're gay now. 1.00

00:51:32.000 So hooray, how brave. 0.81

00:51:39.000 Anyway, we have a whole chart of her progression.

00:51:43.000 Wait, was she like showing pregnant? 0.97

00:51:45.000 Like that's because I remember she was showing pregnant. 1.00

00:51:49.000 Is that the fucking abortion? 1.00

00:51:51.000 No, she just said when she was 23. 1.00

00:51:53.000 Wait, how old is she? 0.89

00:51:55.000 Well, she's not 25.

00:51:56.000 I mean, because this was like three or four years ago.

00:51:59.000 She's probably 40. 1.00

00:52:01.000 Why are you showing that?

00:52:03.000 This is the feminism background. 1.00

00:52:05.000 Oh, oh.

00:52:10.000 That's it for feminism. 1.00

00:52:13.000 Oof, oof. 1.00

00:52:14.000 What's happening?

00:52:16.000 Oh, you see?

00:52:17.000 This is her post-Satan. 0.97

00:52:18.000 Look, I know that I'm ugly and old, and it's hypocritical of me to be talking. 0.97

00:52:23.000 That was kind of the joke I was doing with Crip Daddy. 0.98

00:52:26.000 But, like, I'm sorry, women have an expiration date. 1.00

00:52:28.000 And ideally, you want to, like, she looks like the kind of age where you should have three kids and a husband who loves you unconditionally, which you could have had.

00:52:36.000 But now, a guy looks at that and he goes, and it's genetic.

00:52:40.000 He goes, sorry, you're not going to give me a lot of kids. 1.00

00:52:42.000 You're old as shit. 1.00

00:52:43.000 Same guy. 1.00

00:52:48.000 I don't see it as clearly as you do.

00:52:50.000 I'd see it very clearly.

00:52:51.000 Oh, yeah, maybe.

00:52:54.000 Anyway.

00:52:55.000 And you snooze, you lose.

00:52:57.000 Anyway, I wanted to look at climate change for a second.

00:53:00.000 We don't have a background for that, right?

00:53:02.000 Nay.

00:53:03.000 We do have a...

00:53:05.000 There we go.

00:53:06.000 Okay, let's do that.

00:53:07.000 Let's dearf. 1.00

00:53:09.000 2-7, look at this child.

00:53:13.000 BC doctor clinically diagnoses patient as suffering from climate change. 0.97

00:53:18.000 Now, I think humanity is suffering from the bullshit that surrounds climate change in that they don't want to have kids because they're worried that the earth is cooking and we're all going to die. 0.99

00:53:28.000 And anyone with an ounce of a brain can go back to the 60s and 70s and see that this whole doom and gloom, the world's going to end shit, has been going on forever. 0.99

00:53:39.000 When I was a kid, it was the oil crisis. 0.99

00:53:42.000 We're going to run out of oil.

00:53:44.000 Then it was global cooling was big in the 70s.

00:53:47.000 Then in the 80s, it was this one well into the 90s too, was acid rain.

00:53:52.000 We're all going to die from acid rain.

00:53:54.000 The ozone layer was a big one when I was in my 20s.

00:53:58.000 All of that's been forgotten, and now it's now all the ice caps are melting and New York's going to be underwater.

00:54:05.000 You can even go back to like 10 years ago, 15 years ago, and Al Gore was all about the inconvenient truth that New York City will not be around in 2020.

00:54:18.000 Well, unfortunately, it is.

00:54:21.000 He was kind of right.

00:54:22.000 Yeah.

00:54:24.000 It could really do with a, as they say in taxi driver, a real rain to come down and wash away the streets.

00:54:32.000 Please, please, God, do submerge Manhattan underwater.

00:54:36.000 We need it.

00:54:37.000 The day after tomorrow would be good.

00:54:40.000 So this doctor diagnosed this woman as dying of climate change because she was hot.

00:54:45.000 The head of a Nelson, look at him.

00:54:46.000 What is he, 21?

00:54:48.000 The head of a Nelson, B.C. emergency department says it's time doctors start looking at the underlying cause of medical conditions triggered by smoke and heat.

00:54:58.000 Meanwhile, B.C. is a forest.

00:55:02.000 Like it's the cleanest, freshest place on earth.

00:55:05.000 I couldn't think of a better place for your lungs than the Pacific Northwest.

00:55:10.000 What?

00:55:11.000 Oh, that's smog capital of the world of Vancouver.

00:55:14.000 Smog capital of the world. 0.99

00:55:18.000 But in a sense, humanity is dying from climate change. 1.00

00:55:21.000 They're dying from climate change bullshit. 1.00

00:55:23.000 Go to 2A. 1.00

00:55:28.000 Poll finds significant percentage fear having children because of a climate crisis.

00:55:35.000 And I think I know why.

00:55:37.000 By the way, your Eiffel Tower looks like an A or whatever tower that is.

00:55:41.000 It looks like Stop a Climate Change.

00:55:42.000 Oh, no, yeah, he's Italian.

00:55:44.000 Stop a Climate Change.

00:55:46.000 Stop a Climate Change.

00:55:48.000 That's very difficult situation.

00:55:50.000 Whoa, that was my best Tony Soprano I've ever done in my life.

00:55:53.000 I think you've done better, actually, where I actually went wow.

00:55:55.000 And I didn't go wow.

00:55:56.000 It's a very difficult situation.

00:55:58.000 Maybe we shouldn't get into it now.

00:56:02.000 It's just.

00:56:02.000 All right.

00:56:05.000 Right here.

00:56:06.000 It's.

00:56:08.000 Good.

00:56:09.000 It's a very difficult situation.

00:56:11.000 Never relaxing. 0.98

00:56:12.000 That sounds kind of gay. 0.99

00:56:13.000 It sounds very gay. 0.99

00:56:15.000 That sounds very gay. 0.99

00:56:16.000 It sounds... 0.98

00:56:17.000 That sounds... 0.99

00:56:18.000 Sounds very gay. 0.99

00:56:19.000 It sounds very gay. 0.99

00:56:21.000 That sounds very gay. 0.98

00:56:23.000 And then you got some homework. 0.99

00:56:24.000 Just practice it at home and then...

00:56:25.000 Okay.

00:56:26.000 And you got it.

00:56:28.000 Go to 2.9.

00:56:32.000 Oh, yeah.

00:56:33.000 I've been meaning to show this graphic forever.

00:56:34.000 This is actually last week's notes.

00:56:36.000 We're catching up on some stuff.

00:56:38.000 I mean, should we make this a t-shirt?

00:56:40.000 Global yearly climate-related deaths from 1920 to 2020.

00:56:46.000 So it's worth noting, too, 1920 is post-industrial revolution.

00:56:53.000 That's, you know, no soot going through the coal mines like they had the child labor and all those horrible deaths.

00:57:02.000 We had catalytic inverters.

00:57:03.000 I don't know when they came out.

00:57:06.000 Probably like 75.

00:57:08.000 I bet that initial plummet.

00:57:11.000 When did catalytic inverters come out?

00:57:14.000 They're not out in Eastern Europe to this day.

00:57:16.000 And you'll notice if you drive around Czechoslovakia on your bike and you get somewhere, your hands are just black with filth. 1.00

00:57:22.000 You touch anything in Czechoslovakia and your finger is fucking black. 0.99

00:57:27.000 When did they... 1.00

00:57:28.000 73.

00:57:31.000 But that's when they were made.

00:57:33.000 First production catalytic converter in 73.

00:57:36.000 So go back to the chart.

00:57:40.000 Yeah, it doesn't seem to affect the chart much, does it?

00:57:42.000 In fact, it went up after 75.

00:57:45.000 Then it went back down 2000, 2020.

00:57:48.000 Hmm.

00:57:51.000 So it's all a lie, folks.

00:57:53.000 We're not dying.

00:57:54.000 The world is not going to end. 1.00

00:57:56.000 Stop tying up your tubes and having fucking these disgusting parties. 1.00

00:58:02.000 It's only white people, by the way. 1.00

00:58:03.000 There's a moral there. 0.63

00:58:04.000 Having these like castration parties, what's it called? 0.98

00:58:08.000 I got my tubes tied and they have a big, they have a cake that's got a dick on it and stuff. 0.95

00:58:12.000 Like you're celebrating the end of your family lineage. 0.94

00:58:16.000 That's macabre. 0.63

00:58:18.000 And why is it never a black person celebrating the fact that they can't breed anymore? 0.99

00:58:29.000 Let's jump to COVID. 1.00

00:58:32.000 If your language requires a paintbrush to write, your language sucks. 1.00

00:58:36.000 Your language is stupid. 1.00

00:58:39.000 Fucking Chinese. 1.00

00:58:40.000 Chinese vibrant comes from China. 1.00

00:58:43.000 Chinese asshole. 1.00

00:58:44.000 Just keep your hands off my dog. 1.00

00:58:48.000 I thought this was like, I think the comment above this video is, we are broken.

00:58:54.000 And it's so true.

00:58:55.000 Is this a broken populace or what?

00:58:58.000 They think they're being fastidious and they're taking care of business. 0.94

00:59:02.000 No, you're a broken person.

00:59:04.000 It's very sad to see you do this.

00:59:08.000 Natalie coming home and using the sanitizer to help keep Riley and Harrison safe. 1.00

00:59:14.000 I bet that's their fucking dogs. 1.00

00:59:17.000 It's not Isabella Riley. 1.00

00:59:20.000 Yeah.

00:59:21.000 Keeping our dogs safe.

00:59:23.000 Okay, so what goes in the sanitizer?

00:59:27.000 My mask, my glasses.

00:59:29.000 I don't want to get COVID on my dogs via my glasses.

00:59:32.000 My phone.

00:59:34.000 My wedding ring.

00:59:36.000 I'm surprised we're in.

00:59:37.000 No, just random rings. 1.00

00:59:39.000 My stupid rings that have a bunch of dumb meanings about the earth. 1.00

00:59:46.000 Oh, my God. 1.00

00:59:47.000 Wait, you don't even know how to turn it on?

00:59:48.000 Sorry, I was cleaning off the counters. 0.99

00:59:54.000 Don't you have to put that thing in a fucking machine, too, because you just touch the buttons? 1.00

00:59:59.000 Fuck. 1.00

01:00:00.000 How about you just wash your fucking hands, by the way, when you get home? 1.00

01:00:03.000 Shouldn't that be first? 1.00

01:00:07.000 When I come to visit my granddaughter, Daphne, that's the first thing I do is wash my hands.

01:00:12.000 Thank you.

01:00:13.000 Bye-bye-bye.

01:00:14.000 Great work.

01:00:15.000 Peace to the world.

01:00:16.000 Stop war.

01:00:18.000 It's all related somehow.

01:00:19.000 This is intersectionality in 2021.

01:00:22.000 Sanitizing your glasses to protect your dogs is the same as not wanting nuclear war.

01:00:27.000 It's all the same, man.

01:00:28.000 It's about awareness and peace. 1.00

01:00:30.000 These are animals who lick their own assholes and eat shit for fun. 1.00

01:00:34.000 Yeah, and guess what? 1.00

01:00:36.000 So your dog dies. 1.00

01:00:37.000 Who gives a fucking shit? 1.00

01:00:39.000 Uh-oh. 1.00

01:00:39.000 We just lost subscribers. 1.00

01:00:40.000 We just lost six subs. 1.00

01:00:41.000 I give a shit, and so do you. 1.00

01:00:43.000 How many dogs have died of COVID? 1.00

01:00:45.000 Let's see.

01:00:46.000 Dog deaths per year of COVID. 0.99

01:00:49.000 The mass graves of fucking Labradors as people refuse to sanitize their glasses and put them. 0.99

01:00:57.000 What's in that machine anyway? 1.00

01:01:00.000 First U.S. dog with COVID has died.

01:01:03.000 So I think we're at one?

01:01:08.000 A seven-year-old German servant.

01:01:09.000 Oh, it's pretty old, isn't it?

01:01:11.000 No, it's 49.

01:01:12.000 It's younger than me.

01:01:14.000 Test positive has died.

01:01:15.000 Whether dog died isn't clear.

01:01:17.000 Buddy got sick in April.

01:01:19.000 That'd be funny if that wasn't his name.

01:01:21.000 That's just how they talk. 1.00

01:01:22.000 Fucking buddy. 1.00

01:01:23.000 But he got fucking sick in April. 1.00

01:01:25.000 We're reading, you know how they have pidgin English? 0.99

01:01:27.000 This is like hoser news. 0.99

01:01:29.000 Fucking buddy got sick there last week. 1.00

01:01:31.000 Fucking he's out for the count now. 1.00

01:01:33.000 That should be a thing. 1.00

01:01:34.000 Talk about a dog fucker. 1.00

01:01:36.000 Pet owners shouldn't panic about the dog that died after COVID-19 infection. 1.00

01:01:40.000 Media headlines have fucking confused the relationship between the pets and the coronavirus. 1.00

01:01:44.000 Fuck buddy's always writing these articles about how we're all gonna die. 1.00

01:01:47.000 Don't fucking worry about it. 1.00

01:01:48.000 Take it down a notch, eh? 0.99

01:01:49.000 He was just fucking barking the other day, having a great time. 1.00

01:01:51.000 Just fucking skin. 1.00

01:01:52.000 Buddy's just freaking out, smoking a dart, fucking going back behind the ice drink there. 1.00

01:01:57.000 Tigers at the Bronx Zoo were also found to have been infected, likely by a fucking human handler who was also tested positive for the disease, eh? 0.99

01:02:05.000 If the animals were expected to make a full recovery, don't fucking worry about it, eh? 0.99

01:02:11.000 Great documentary about Das Boot I saw in Canada. 0.98

01:02:15.000 It's called Alla Boot Das Boot.

01:02:19.000 3-1, Amy Siskin made my feet.

01:02:21.000 I love this when my enemies pop up elsewhere in my life.

01:02:25.000 Petit Nikoko, which is a Japanese girl who's red-pilled and a new mom.

01:02:31.000 I'm not simping. 1.00

01:02:32.000 Fuck you. 1.00

01:02:34.000 She's a popular tweeter and she says fascist posting L's and then doubling down, which is what Amy does, the lonely bitch. 1.00

01:02:43.000 Every time you see her post, too, she's alone with her dogs, alone in the country, alone somewhere, staring at flowers. 0.99

01:02:49.000 And then she'll have a black friend and you realize, oh, it's a fundraiser where you gave the black politician tons of money. 0.96

01:02:56.000 In other words, the only time she has friends is when she buys black friends. 0.99

01:03:00.000 Austria is about to order a new lockdown, but this time only for people who choose to refuse a vaccine. 0.81

01:03:06.000 Everyone else can get on with their lives.

01:03:08.000 Right on.

01:03:08.000 Austria is doing a lockdown only for the unvaccinated.

01:03:11.000 Smart.

01:03:12.000 And then the libertarian says, this is fascist.

01:03:15.000 And then she says, sweetie, you don't know what fascism is, so stop tweeting. 0.90

01:03:23.000 Oh, she became like a drag queen. 1.00

01:03:25.000 Mandatory vaccinations are part of our lives already. 0.98

01:03:28.000 It's because of ignorance like you that we didn't reach herd immunity. 0.93

01:03:33.000 Oh, okay. 1.00

01:03:34.000 Ignorance.

01:03:35.000 So mandatory vaccines from the government are a necessary evil because people like you and me blew it. 0.96

01:03:42.000 Oh.

01:03:43.000 We dragged it out too long. 1.00

01:03:44.000 Fucking didn't know that shit. 1.00

01:03:45.000 Fuck. 1.00

01:03:46.000 And we'll end this segment with a fucking doozy, eh? 1.00

01:03:49.000 Vaccine inventor doesn't trust fake news. 1.00

01:03:52.000 Fuck. 1.00

01:03:54.000 mRNA vaccine inventor suggests collusion between CNN and Pfizer. 1.00

01:04:01.000 Isn't that heavy shit? 0.99

01:04:04.000 Why isn't that a front page story everywhere? 1.00

01:04:06.000 This is not some random kook.

01:04:08.000 This is the guy who worked on it.

01:04:12.000 Zoom in on that tweet.

01:04:13.000 Deconstructing the CNN Gupta Big Bird pediatric vax advertising.

01:04:18.000 What is going on is that Pfizer is using CNN as a surrogate to advertise directly to children, thereby driving consumer demand to cause the USG CDC to purchase additional Pfizer unlicensed EUA vaccines.

01:04:39.000 Zoom out, Ryan.

01:04:39.000 That's way too close.

01:04:40.000 This constitutes illegal marketing of an unlicensed pharmaceutical product.

01:04:45.000 And he also says, they say in the article, he named Pfizer, he maintained Pfizer is pushing for vaccinations.

01:04:50.000 This is huge.

01:04:51.000 I didn't know this.

01:04:52.000 While the drug is still in its emergency authorization status, because pharmaceutical companies will not be held liable for an experimental medication. 0.66

01:05:05.000 So, while we're in this state of emergency, they can get away with putting whatever the fuck they want into our bodies because it's an emergency.

01:05:13.000 Once we get farther down the line, they'll be culpable and they'll be a little more cautious. 0.96

01:05:17.000 So, what they're doing is a fire sale. 0.99

01:05:19.000 Let's get this fucking shit out now while we're still absolved of any litigation. 1.00

01:05:27.000 Juicy. 1.00

01:05:28.000 Spooky.

01:05:29.000 That's literally spooky.

01:05:33.000 All right, Ryan, let's go to the mailbag.

01:05:35.000 Mailbag time.

01:05:36.000 I've got a surprise coming up, folks.

01:05:38.000 Don't lose interest yet. 0.99

01:05:44.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dead. 0.99

01:05:49.000 Let's turn our eyes together. 1.00

01:05:54.000 Let me touch it.

01:05:56.000 I got some bad news, Ryan. 1.00

01:05:58.000 What's that, fuck? 1.00

01:06:00.000 Um... 1.00

01:06:05.000 My shit isn't updated. 0.97

01:06:09.000 I apologize. 0.98

01:06:11.000 I allopogize.

01:06:13.000 Gee, dang it.

01:06:14.000 I gotta do this before we start the show. 1.00

01:06:16.000 Get this shit ready. 0.97

01:06:18.000 It's weird, though, because I'll put in mailbag at censor.tv. 0.99

01:06:26.000 That's the correct place to go.

01:06:28.000 And then I put in the password, which is the same as my bank pin, which is 4861.

01:06:33.000 Simple as can be.

01:06:34.000 Don't tell people that.

01:06:35.000 And then they say fail to authenticate.

01:06:37.000 Then they hit OK.

01:06:39.000 And then somehow magically, it authenticates.

01:06:46.000 What do I do?

01:06:48.000 I guess I should bring my new computer into the office, but I'm so excited to have it at home.

01:06:52.000 I think it's time to do a switcheroo.

01:06:54.000 It's very portable, you see.

01:06:55.000 Those things.

01:06:56.000 Yeah.

01:06:57.000 I'm going to do a switch rue.

01:06:58.000 Here we go.

01:06:59.000 Okay, everything's back.

01:07:06.000 That's my favorite video drop.

01:07:09.000 You know why I heard that movie was so good?

01:07:11.000 Because Ted, what's his name, is that guy?

01:07:15.000 Oh, yeah?

01:07:15.000 Yeah.

01:07:16.000 That's why he so successfully played him on, what was that news show that he was on forever?

01:07:22.000 Mary Tyler Moore?

01:07:25.000 Because that's who he is.

01:07:29.000 Hey, Gavin, the Orange Beanies are the Arizona Proud Boys.

01:07:32.000 Don't believe me?

01:07:33.000 Contact anyone in leadership or that was at WestFest 2021 because you met those guys there.

01:07:38.000 Not all, but some.

01:07:39.000 The beanies are what saved our asses because it was easy to prove we never went inside.

01:07:43.000 All the footage shows the Orange Beanies leaving together before people were invited inside by DC police. 0.93

01:07:50.000 Oh, interesting.

01:07:55.000 Would you let this 9.6 piss on you on stage? 0.97

01:07:57.000 Hey guys, check out this hilarious and totally gross video. 0.83

01:08:00.000 So he's showing us the video we just showed.

01:08:02.000 Sir, do you even watch the show?

01:08:04.000 Yeah, do you even have a time machine?

01:08:07.000 9.6. 1.00

01:08:08.000 Are you fucking crazy? 0.99

01:08:09.000 Isabella DeLuca is a 9.6. 1.00

01:08:13.000 This is a...

01:08:14.000 What would you give it, Rye guy?

01:08:15.000 A doad.

01:08:16.000 A doad?

01:08:17.000 I feel like I'm a doad. 1.00

01:08:19.000 I like making you uncomfortable by making you rate women, even though your wife doesn't give a shit, but you're such a pussy that you... 1.00

01:08:25.000 I'll rate her as a 6.7. 1.00

01:08:29.000 What?

01:08:30.000 Or 7.2.

01:08:32.000 Yeah, you're getting better there.

01:08:34.000 I mean, she's got a strong jaw. 0.93

01:08:35.000 Like, she's a well-structured face.

01:08:37.000 She looks like... 0.77

01:08:39.000 What's it called?

01:08:41.000 Apriel from Sopranos.

01:08:45.000 The one whose son.

01:08:47.000 Richie Apriel?

01:08:48.000 Richie Apriel's son.

01:08:51.000 Yeah.

01:08:52.000 Who messed with Christopher?

01:08:53.000 Yeah, the mother of that, the older woman that's always friends with Carmella and her son, Jackie Apriel.

01:08:58.000 So Jackie Apriel's baby mama.

01:09:00.000 Jackie April's mama.

01:09:01.000 Jackie Apriil's nephew's mom.

01:09:04.000 This is too complicated.

01:09:05.000 It's kind of a weird rating system because I recognize her.

01:09:09.000 She's absolutely not my type, and I'm not remotely interested.

01:09:12.000 So for me personally, inside my body, I'm like in the five zone, but I know that's mathematically incorrect.

01:09:18.000 So I'll leave my body. 0.99

01:09:20.000 I'll kill myself. 1.00

01:09:21.000 I'll be floating above my body. 0.98

01:09:22.000 And I'll say quantitatively, this is a 7.6.

01:09:34.000 Obama had a nanny who was a tranny in Indonesia. 0.66

01:09:38.000 Obama nanny was a tranny. 1.00

01:09:41.000 Really? 0.93

01:09:41.000 We all know that one. 0.93

01:09:42.000 Is that ancient Chinese secret?

01:09:44.000 When you're jumping rope, you sing that. 0.52

01:09:48.000 Obama's nanny was a tranny. 1.00

01:09:52.000 Okay, let's go to the first red flag, Ryan.

01:09:57.000 It's just called Pelosi in the subject.

01:09:58.000 Pelosi is scrubbing the bird.

01:10:00.000 Wait, wait, why did I put a red flag on that?

01:10:03.000 Nita Fashions.

01:10:05.000 Hey, Gavin.

01:10:05.000 Ryan, first congratulations to Ryan.

01:10:07.000 We're very happy in our house.

01:10:09.000 We are very happy in our house for your new baby.

01:10:12.000 That's good.

01:10:13.000 A foreign congratulations.

01:10:14.000 No, he's got a normal American name.

01:10:18.000 We are very happy in our house for your new baby.

01:10:21.000 You're going to love being a dad, buddy.

01:10:24.000 Second, I haven't had a reason to wear a suit in five years.

01:10:27.000 My wife made an appointment to meet with Nita when they came to Denver. 0.99

01:10:30.000 It was great.

01:10:31.000 I can't wait to get my new suit and dress a little more age-appropriate.

01:10:34.000 My wife tried to tell Peter where we found out about them.

01:10:38.000 He smiled and politely interrupted her halfway through her sentence and said, Gavin?

01:10:43.000 The other guy in the room being measured spoke up and said, me too.

01:10:47.000 Whoa.

01:10:48.000 I could have spent the entire day there.

01:10:50.000 It was a very cool experience.

01:10:52.000 Yeah, not only do you get measured, but now you go through all the swatches.

01:10:55.000 Yeah.

01:10:55.000 You feel like a king.

01:10:57.000 You feel like a monarch.

01:10:58.000 And they make you feel so at home.

01:11:00.000 They're very nice guys, fun.

01:11:02.000 They used to give you whiskey, but not since COVID.

01:11:05.000 Which is weird because it's like, it's alcohol.

01:11:07.000 You know what I mean?

01:11:08.000 Right.

01:11:09.000 Like every time you have a sip, you're pouring alcohol on the lid.

01:11:11.000 You're sanitizing it with every sip.

01:11:16.000 Below is the security cam video of the Liverpool cab bombing.

01:11:19.000 Like you, I heard the driver jumped out of the cab, but he didn't.

01:11:24.000 The cabby stayed in the car and was in there when it exploded.

01:11:27.000 And he staggered out a few seconds later.

01:11:30.000 He stayed in so he could keep hitting the lock button.

01:11:32.000 Wow.

01:11:33.000 Okay, you got to watch this fast.

01:11:35.000 It's about to go.

01:11:37.000 Okay, now watch this door closest to me because it's Britain, so the driver's side's on the other thing.

01:11:43.000 That's him opening the door now.

01:11:44.000 See that?

01:11:46.000 And that's him getting out there.

01:11:48.000 He's staggering, and then someone in a yellow vest comes and helps him get to the wait.

01:11:57.000 They're with him there.

01:12:00.000 Take him into the...

01:12:01.000 You're at a hospital, dude.

01:12:03.000 They're not taking him into the hospital.

01:12:04.000 Maybe there's another door I don't see.

01:12:06.000 So he's now out of frame.

01:12:08.000 You see where that statue is?

01:12:10.000 That's where he just disappeared.

01:12:12.000 Now a fire starts.

01:12:13.000 Fire start.

01:12:15.000 And I got to say, people handle it pretty bad.

01:12:18.000 It doesn't matter now.

01:12:19.000 There's a dead jihadist in there. 1.00

01:12:20.000 Go ahead and burn. 0.99

01:12:21.000 I would just be worried about it doing that secondary explosion that cars do when it hits the gas tank.

01:12:28.000 I guess that's probably like the airbags and the upholstery going on fire.

01:12:32.000 But this random dude shows up.

01:12:34.000 Look at this guy.

01:12:36.000 What are you doing?

01:12:38.000 I guess he's trying to see if anyone's in there.

01:12:40.000 There's a bunch of body parts.

01:12:44.000 Wouldn't it be cool if, like a lot of American Indian tribes would put arrows in you after you died so you'd be incapacitated in the afterlife? 0.99

01:12:50.000 Wouldn't it be cool if that was true?

01:12:52.000 And jihadists are just floating around with like a head and one hand?

01:12:55.000 You get 75 virgins, but all you can do is finger them with your floating Adams family hand.

01:13:00.000 Look at this guy.

01:13:01.000 He finally shows up and starts spraying it.

01:13:04.000 Dude, that ship has sailed.

01:13:06.000 Why bother putting out that fire?

01:13:08.000 Run. 1.00

01:13:09.000 Get the fuck out of there. 1.00

01:13:12.000 That secondary explosion, if it happens, might be a better explosion as far as jihadism is concerned. 0.99

01:13:19.000 Anyway, incredible bravery.

01:13:21.000 Thank you for that clarification.

01:13:23.000 Someone wants to tell us about Heyjackass.com, which is a fantastic site beautifully documenting the Chicago crime epidemic with very well done graphics.

01:13:36.000 22% killed, 78% wounded.

01:13:40.000 Yeah, one thing no one talks about with all this black-on-black violence is our medical system, our doctors are so incredibly talented that just like war casualties, we don't really, the deaths don't really explain how serious it is because our doctors patch them up so well. 0.98

01:13:56.000 Wounded and killed together is a better chart because you can really see the fucking numbers here. 0.97

01:14:02.000 Zoom in on that chart. 0.99

01:14:05.000 November to date, shot and killed 34.

01:14:07.000 But shot and wounded, shot and killed, other homicide, irrelevant, right?

01:14:12.000 Other homicides pretty irrelevant.

01:14:14.000 And this is, wait, go back. 1.00

01:14:15.000 Get the fuck. 1.00

01:14:15.000 No, no, no, the chart. 1.00

01:14:16.000 The chart.

01:14:17.000 Yeah, that one.

01:14:19.000 And that's 1018.

01:14:22.000 So from October 18th to November 15th, 30 per day wounded, 30 day killed.

01:14:34.000 Is that what it means?

01:14:36.000 Oh, the total for the month, for the last 30 days, is 148 wounded and 70 killed.

01:14:44.000 148 killed.

01:14:45.000 More than two people a day.

01:14:46.000 Wounded.

01:14:47.000 Sorry, 148 wounded and more than two people a day killed just this past month. 1.00

01:14:53.000 What a, like, what, if you care, everyone's focused on white supremacist Carl Rittenhouse, who took out the trash and killed two pieces of human garbage and blew the bicep off a cocksucker who was constantly beating the shit out of women. 1.00

01:15:06.000 He's not going to be slapping, he's not going to be slapping women around anymore. 1.00

01:15:10.000 So you focus on that, and this is totally and utterly ignored. 0.94

01:15:15.000 Like that's, if you want to talk about racism, that's pretty racist right there, the way we ignore black on black crime. 0.88

01:15:21.000 I think it's an attempt to cover up their crimes, but you're not doing them any favors by ignoring the fact that they're dying to the tune of over two a day in a city that's, I don't know, a third of the size of New York.

01:15:36.000 Check out this video.

01:15:38.000 Computer, what's the population of Chicago?

01:15:42.000 According to the 2020 U.S. Census, the population of Chicago is 2.75 million people, which is a 1.6% increase over the 2010 U.S. Census.

01:15:52.000 Computer, what's the population of New York City?

01:15:56.000 According to the 2020 U.S. Census, the population of New York City is 8.8 million people, which is a 9% increase over the 2010 U.S. centers.

01:16:04.000 Yeah, so it's a third of the size and has the same number of deaths or more.

01:16:09.000 I mean, New York has just under one a day.

01:16:13.000 Chicago's doing more than two a day, so maybe they're doubling us at a third of the size.

01:16:19.000 Seems like a pretty hot news item to me.

01:16:22.000 No, let's focus on some fats and some olds who died of COVID and two losers who got shot by a vigilante superhero. 0.98

01:16:31.000 Men are cool and workplace safety is gay. 0.99

01:16:34.000 By the way, I got a lot of shit for saying I don't wear seatbelts. 1.00

01:16:37.000 Before you laugh at how stupid I am, maybe look it up. 0.99

01:16:39.000 When seatbelts came out, yes, there was less fatalities, but there was way more accidents because people started driving more recklessly. 0.99

01:16:48.000 So the latter canceled out the former.

01:16:52.000 It's not just a given that seatbelts are good for you.

01:16:55.000 Anyway, this is what this guy wanted to show. 0.98

01:16:57.000 They lower them down over the water so they don't, if anything goes wrong, they just splash and they don't land on the fucking boat deck. 0.94

01:17:09.000 I don't think this is the greatest example of how wonderful men are, but it's pretty good. 0.95

01:17:15.000 I can think of 10 more examples of why men are fantastic.

01:17:19.000 In fact, that's the surprise I've been saving you.

01:17:22.000 Let's go over and just briefly discuss 10 things I love about men.

01:17:28.000 Shall we?

01:17:37.000 Yes, yes.

01:17:38.000 10 Things I Love About Men.

01:17:40.000 Yes?

01:17:40.000 Yes, yes?

01:17:41.000 Yes.

01:17:42.000 Yes.

01:17:47.000 Number one, they want to work.

01:17:50.000 I was taking a piss the other day, and there was some toilet paper sitting in there from a previous kid, I guess I don't know what happened.

01:17:59.000 They blew their nose and threw it in there.

01:18:01.000 And I noticed as I was pissing, wait, Ryan, this looks really cadavery blue like I'm dead.

01:18:11.000 There we go.

01:18:13.000 Yeah, that's better.

01:18:14.000 And don't edit that out.

01:18:15.000 Just leave that in.

01:18:16.000 I like that kind of stuff.

01:18:18.000 And I'm pissing on the toilet paper, and I'm sort of getting it off the edge of the bowl and into the middle.

01:18:24.000 And they do this at urinals in Europe.

01:18:26.000 They have little stickers of a fly on it because it keeps the piss in the thing because men will want to blast the fly. 1.00

01:18:33.000 Like, even when we're doing something like pissing, which I'm going to try to avoid shitting on women this whole thing, but have you noticed they just sit there? 1.00

01:18:40.000 Well, they don't have a choice, but they just sit there and blast. 0.98

01:18:42.000 But what do we do?

01:18:43.000 Even on our piss time, we're like working, trying to fix things.

01:18:48.000 Like we always, we always want to make things better.

01:18:52.000 Number two.

01:18:56.000 They're good drunks.

01:18:57.000 Now, drunk men have a bad reputation.

01:19:00.000 We're known as violent.

01:19:01.000 Thanks a lot, Boston, for putting us on that map.

01:19:04.000 But generally...

01:19:10.000 We're pretty good.

01:19:12.000 Generally, we just get tired.

01:19:14.000 We might say, I love you, man.

01:19:16.000 You're the best.

01:19:17.000 And then fall asleep.

01:19:18.000 You'll notice when a guy reaches like 10 drinks, he's sort of scoping the party or scoping the bar or scoping wherever he is to see if he can find a place to sleep so he can crash. 0.99

01:19:32.000 When I used to have Christmas parties a lot when I first moved to the burbs, I would get to a level where I needed to crash and I know the other dads were going to fuck with me. 0.91

01:19:39.000 So I would hide like in a closet by the furnace. 0.97

01:19:42.000 I'd find a place to curl up and go to sleep.

01:19:45.000 That's what we do when we're drunk.

01:19:47.000 Now, I'm not going to name any other genders, but there's certain ones that are ticking time bombs when they're wasted. 1.00

01:19:56.000 At best, they're just annoying, like, his totes hilarskis. 0.99

01:19:59.000 Ah, I know the basis from Jesus Lizard.

01:20:02.000 Or they're like, what'd you just say?

01:20:04.000 And I want to make something clear about the men when they go off.

01:20:08.000 They're usually going off because of some sort of injustice.

01:20:11.000 Like even the other night when I was shit faced at the show and I was throwing stuff at Ryan, what set that off? 0.95

01:20:16.000 What set it off was he didn't know that All Gas No Breaks had changed their name and was now owned by our arch enemy Tim Heidecker, who we fucking hate because he got Sam Hyde canceled. 0.99

01:20:32.000 And he's a cock and he works with Vic Berger, who sabotages people and is a cocksucker who doesn't contribute anything to society but sabotage. 0.99

01:20:41.000 And it made me mad that Ryan didn't know that. 0.99

01:20:43.000 And Maddie Odell, I've seen him go off the handle twice this week.

01:20:47.000 He didn't hurt anyone, but there was two good reasons for two of those freakouts.

01:20:54.000 100% of the time, he had good reasons.

01:20:55.000 Number one, he was mad at Joe Tonelli for lying and saying, implying someone's going to get thrown out the window.

01:21:01.000 And he said, don't put bass in your voice with me.

01:21:04.000 You make up lies and then you say you're going to beat us up.

01:21:07.000 I'm us.

01:21:08.000 I'm one of the people in this bar.

01:21:09.000 Let's go outside right now. 0.99

01:21:10.000 And he actually went outside and waited for Joe to come out so he could beat the shit out of him. 0.99

01:21:14.000 And he said, I won't kill you, but I'll hurt you really, really, really bad. 0.99

01:21:18.000 That was one moment when Maddie went nuts and didn't hurt anyone. 0.99

01:21:22.000 And then the other time was just last night where this black guy stormed out of the bar because he was mad at us because a couple of us were not familiar with the black national anthem. 0.99

01:21:33.000 They were playing it at this football game and Maddie said, what the fuck is the black national anthem? 0.99

01:21:37.000 And the black dude goes, you don't know your history. 1.00

01:21:39.000 And he paid for his drink and stormed out. 0.97

01:21:42.000 Then Maddie started losing it, saying, no, there's only one national anthem. 0.99

01:21:45.000 They don't have a fucking problem with that. 1.00

01:21:46.000 That's fucking stupid. 1.00

01:21:47.000 He was getting all mad. 1.00

01:21:48.000 So in all three cases here, when we have men being violent when they're drunk, it's justified.

01:21:55.000 When women get mad when they're drunk, it's based on nothing. 1.00

01:21:58.000 And those are much rarer instances than people would let you know, that people would be willing to admit.

01:22:05.000 It doesn't really happen. 1.00

01:22:06.000 Men don't really lose their shit when they're drunk. 1.00

01:22:10.000 Okay? 1.00

01:22:11.000 That was a very defensive one on this list. 1.00

01:22:13.000 Number three, they don't talk shit. 0.99

01:22:16.000 Joe Rogan brought this up. 1.00

01:22:18.000 He said, the thing I love about men is they talk shit to your face and then they say really nice things about you behind your back. 1.00

01:22:25.000 And that's the way we behave. 1.00

01:22:27.000 We will, you hear about a dude who's not there and they go, great guy, great guy, hardworking dude, man.

01:22:32.000 He puts food on the table for his family.

01:22:34.000 He's a great guy. 1.00

01:22:34.000 And then you see the guy and you're like, you are the fattest tub of shit. 1.00

01:22:39.000 How do you, like, where do you get your clothes? 1.00

01:22:41.000 Do you buy them online?

01:22:42.000 Is that what happens with you?

01:22:43.000 We're constantly insulting each other.

01:22:46.000 My local, the guys next to me are constantly separating my back hairs to reveal my bald spot there.

01:22:53.000 Not the kind of thing they would say behind my back.

01:22:55.000 He's bald.

01:22:57.000 But you get what I'm saying?

01:22:58.000 That it's constant harassment and ball busting when you're face to face. 1.00

01:23:02.000 And then behind the guy's back, they don't talk shit. 1.00

01:23:07.000 Number four, they don't hurt women. 0.99

01:23:10.000 Yes, I know there's some domestic cases.

01:23:12.000 I don't want to make this a defensive one too.

01:23:14.000 By the way, when you go to court for domestic abuse, you'll notice it's all Mexicans. 1.00

01:23:19.000 But for the most part, men genetically abhor any kind of violence towards women.

01:23:26.000 I was noticing this on the weekend.

01:23:27.000 I took my youngest boy, my nine-year-old and his friend to SkyZone, which is like a trampoline place.

01:23:33.000 And there's this thing where you stand up on these sort of like fat mushroom stools, and they're about four feet off the ground.

01:23:39.000 And then with big foam, yeah, cylindrical things, you knock dudes off, like a giant set of Rolo chocolates.

01:23:48.000 You knock the other dude off. 0.97

01:23:49.000 And then I was watching them from afar, from a balcony, and I noticed that bigger boys, I don't know what the fuck 14-year-olds are doing at a kid's trampoline place, but whatever. 0.97

01:23:59.000 They start getting up and they're knocking kids down. 0.90

01:24:02.000 And I noticed my boy, I was very proud of him, my little alpha boy, was taking on the 12-year-olds and the 14-year-olds and jumping on them and even kamikazeing them off their podiums, their little stools, by just grabbing them and then jumping off and pulling them down.

01:24:19.000 And it was fascinating to watch because you could see who alphas were.

01:24:23.000 And the older boys were pretty cool too.

01:24:25.000 They didn't retaliate.

01:24:26.000 It was sort of like when you see like a little Cub messing with a bigger bear.

01:24:32.000 They just sort of like, yeah, okay, you're a tough guy, whatever.

01:24:35.000 And then something cool happened.

01:24:37.000 I noticed girls started wanting to get in on it. 0.65

01:24:40.000 This is all blacks, too.

01:24:41.000 We're near the Bronx.

01:24:43.000 And these black girls were, they were probably only a couple years older than my boy and his friend, but they were very tall. 1.00

01:24:51.000 So they could have, the naked eye might think they're 13.

01:24:55.000 And I noticed, I watched the other boys when the girls wanted to play, and I could see them just sort of like not want to get involved. 0.99

01:25:03.000 Not like, get the fuck out of here, bitch, or no animosity, just like slowly turning away, not recognizing them. 1.00

01:25:10.000 They were invisible because this was an aggressive game that involved hurting someone and trying to dominate them and become the alpha and be the one who can't be knocked off the... 1.00

01:25:19.000 It was like four stools, so four king of the hills.

01:25:23.000 And the women weren't invited because the men didn't want conflict with them.

01:25:28.000 And I noticed, as someone who just punched a woman in the face about five times, it's about a year ago now, dude, I've never done that before.

01:25:36.000 It was a sparring match.

01:25:37.000 I felt weird for 30 hours after nailing her in the head.

01:25:43.000 It's genetically improper.

01:25:46.000 We genetically don't want to do it.

01:25:51.000 Number five thing I love about men, they fix stuff.

01:25:54.000 Just like that toilet paper thing where we're pissing and trying to get it going.

01:25:58.000 When we see something is like loose, like say you sit down.

01:26:02.000 Remember Cliniswood in Gran Torino?

01:26:04.000 He sits down and leans on the dryer and it's like, and he realizes it's uneven.

01:26:09.000 So he bends it over and he's he opens up the screw on the bottom there and makes sure that all four little pegs are level on the dryer.

01:26:17.000 That's just the way we are.

01:26:18.000 When something's broken, it bothers us.

01:26:20.000 And we could be at a restaurant, we could be at someone else's house, but we just want to like screw that tighter or get a washer so that's not so yeah there he is that's men in a nutshell can we hear audio so he's I guess it's one of those things where you can you know screw out the bottom part and make it longer this is the scene where he goes good day pusscake because 0.59

01:28:52.000 this joke here who is that again the burglar arm on his garbage can every night he waits until mary falls asleep and then turns off her side of the george burns holy shit it's george burns a young george burns where he's nearly 50. 0.95

01:31:14.000 yes just like women we most of us are normal, mediocre intelligence, but we have the most geniuses over at one end and the most dummies over at the other end. 1.00

01:31:26.000 And what's amazing about men is the dummies, who I totally revere. 1.00

01:31:30.000 I'm not a fucking smart snob, probably because I'm stupid myself. 1.00

01:31:34.000 But the dummies and the geniuses work well together. 1.00

01:31:38.000 So the geniuses invent everything. 0.99

01:31:41.000 Electricity, this microphone, everything in the fucking room I'm looking at. 0.98

01:31:46.000 Planes. 0.98

01:31:48.000 You get into a building, you sit down on a chair, and then it shoots off into the sky and takes you around the world. 0.99

01:31:54.000 What the fuck? 0.99

01:31:55.000 I don't understand in 90%. 1.00

01:31:57.000 This machine behind me. 0.99

01:31:58.000 I don't know what the fuck that is. 0.99

01:31:59.000 How'd you make that? 0.99

01:32:00.000 Oh, it's hydraulic.

01:32:01.000 What?

01:32:02.000 I don't get hydraulics.

01:32:03.000 Oh, it's very simple.

01:32:04.000 Just uses air pressure to make a thing.

01:32:06.000 What?

01:32:06.000 Making the machine that makes the other machines.

01:32:08.000 Yeah, inventing things and invent things.

01:32:10.000 Making machines that make machines. 1.00

01:32:11.000 It's over my fucking head. 1.00

01:32:12.000 What is that? 1.00

01:32:13.000 A transmission or something?

01:32:14.000 Is that an engine?

01:32:15.000 There's an engine. 0.99

01:32:17.000 I can hear you guys making fun of me right now for not knowing what the fuck is behind me. 0.98

01:32:21.000 And I appreciate that. 0.91

01:32:23.000 But when it all comes together beautifully is a skyscraper.

01:32:26.000 You look at a skyscraper and you think of the above-average intelligence that, first of all, designed the building, but even like the plumbing system, how that's going to work, how they're all, the pipes interact. 0.98

01:32:37.000 Like that's, that's the plumber side, and that is fucking Einstein-level genius.

01:32:42.000 So you have that high level of geniosity at the top, all the way down to like the guy who's just lugging a bag of sand onto a thing. 0.90

01:32:50.000 All of those, that whole bell curve of man works together to create this massive structure taller than the tallest tree that houses like a thousand people. 0.99

01:33:03.000 What the fuck? 0.99

01:33:04.000 That's incredible. 1.00

01:33:06.000 We should revere that more. 0.99

01:33:08.000 Like I said to my buddy at the gym, your South Bronx fucking class of black miscreants, bad kids, should come to this construction site and look at it every day and talk to the guys about what they're doing that particular time to develop some reverence for this. 1.00

01:33:24.000 And I told you what happened, right? 0.99

01:33:26.000 He said, we did. 1.00

01:33:27.000 It was a program and then it got shut down by the woke mob because they said, oh, black kids are so stupid they can only do construction. 1.00

01:33:33.000 Is that why you're taking them here? 1.00

01:33:38.000 Outside of God and church, the next level down from that, we should be worshiping skyrises. 1.00

01:33:43.000 We should be worshiping giant apartment buildings.

01:33:46.000 Kids should be going there every day and paying their respect.

01:33:48.000 Next time you go by a tall building, put some flowers down just by the front door to say, thank you.

01:33:54.000 I respect this incredible feat of man.

01:34:00.000 Number nine, they don't complain. 0.98

01:34:03.000 How many times have you heard Crip Daddy bitch about his disease? 0.99

01:34:07.000 You know what his disease is? 0.99

01:34:09.000 Me neither.

01:34:10.000 He doesn't talk about it.

01:34:11.000 We don't know.

01:34:12.000 We hear so much bitching and moaning about racism and sexism and homophobia and microaggressions. 1.00

01:34:19.000 But men just tend to sit there and go, yeah, it sucks. 0.99

01:34:22.000 I got to be in a wheelchair. 0.98

01:34:23.000 Oh, well, at least I'm alive.

01:34:25.000 I can handle it.

01:34:26.000 And that's kind of why you see men constantly abused on TV and in commercials. 1.00

01:34:32.000 The dad is always the idiot. 1.00

01:34:34.000 You know why? 1.00

01:34:34.000 Because he can take it. 1.00

01:34:36.000 When they make the mom the idiot, like they used to in Three's Company with Chrissy and Edith in Archie Bunker, Archie Bunker's place. 1.00

01:34:47.000 All in the family. 1.00

01:34:49.000 They get shit for it, and everyone freaks out and cries and has a heart attack. 0.99

01:34:52.000 So now everyone just goes, all right, you know what? 0.99

01:34:54.000 Man.

01:34:54.000 Like, sort of like my house.

01:34:55.000 My kids can fart in my face.

01:34:57.000 I think it's funny.

01:34:58.000 But if one of them farted on mom, they're in big trouble.

01:35:01.000 That's not acceptable.

01:35:02.000 We can take it.

01:35:04.000 Few others can. 0.99

01:35:05.000 And we don't fucking complain. 0.98

01:35:08.000 How many times have you known, especially boomers, where the guy just died and you're like, what? 0.99

01:35:12.000 He was sick?

01:35:13.000 Yeah, he didn't tell anyone.

01:35:14.000 Like Norm McDonald.

01:35:16.000 How much did we have to hear about his cancer journey?

01:35:19.000 Zero. 0.99

01:35:20.000 He just walked down the street, didn't tell a soul, and then just fucking croaked. 1.00

01:35:24.000 What a man. 1.00

01:35:27.000 And number 10, they love women.

01:35:30.000 And this isn't just the protective instinct I mentioned in number four at the Sky Zone.

01:35:35.000 This is bigger than that.

01:35:37.000 This is women giving birth. 0.99

01:35:39.000 You've got the dad there, the mom's pushing and pushing.

01:35:41.000 The baby comes out.

01:35:43.000 It's a chick. 0.99

01:35:44.000 You know, we're told by the feminists that men hate women. 1.00

01:35:47.000 And they see the baby come out and they're fucking flabbergasted. 1.00

01:35:51.000 They cry like a little bitch because they're so honored that via God, this woman, who's not sentient, you're right, she's celestial. 1.00

01:36:00.000 This woman spoke to God and made a human come out of her. 1.00

01:36:05.000 Zoop, magic, miracle.

01:36:07.000 Goes back.

01:36:07.000 It's probably happened 20 billion times.

01:36:09.000 And there she is making life. 1.00

01:36:12.000 What the fuck? 1.00

01:36:14.000 And a man just hits her. 1.00

01:36:14.000 He doesn't go, big deal. 1.00

01:36:16.000 He holds it and he's crying and holy shit, I can't believe it. 0.98

01:36:18.000 And the baby's, I can't believe it either. 0.99

01:36:21.000 And he holds her and cherishes her.

01:36:24.000 And that's what we're forgetting now because feminists have told us that men are women. 1.00

01:36:28.000 And men, I mean, sorry, women are men. 1.00

01:36:30.000 And women make shitty men. 1.00

01:36:32.000 They're not good at it. 1.00

01:36:32.000 They're like, I want to be James Bond. 1.00

01:36:34.000 I want to be in action movies.

01:36:36.000 I want to be the next Thor. 0.99

01:36:37.000 And you're like, bitch, you made James Bond. 1.00

01:36:40.000 You made Thor. 1.00

01:36:41.000 You're the producer of the movie of life.

01:36:44.000 And men ultimately recognize that and love and worship women for their elevated status as essentially demigods. 0.90

01:36:54.000 And I love men for that.

01:37:09.000 I wonder how he feels about that song now.

01:37:12.000 Can I take a piece of you across the state line?

01:37:19.000 I think it's a, we got a fun bet there.

01:37:21.000 400 bucks if he gets nothing, and you have to drink half a glass of bourbon if he gets anything.

01:37:30.000 Anything at all, right?

01:37:31.000 Like probation even?

01:37:33.000 Of course, yeah.

01:37:38.000 Stakes is high.

01:37:39.000 Well, $400 is a lot of money.

01:37:42.000 So we're not going to be throwing that around.

01:37:44.000 That's right. 0.89

01:37:55.000 Robert Lindsay, multiple naked dudes.

01:37:58.000 Why is Robert Lindsay's tweet dated 12-11-2021?

01:38:01.000 Is he from the future?

01:38:02.000 Is this some Twitter time date stamp nuance I don't know about?

01:38:08.000 He's talking about that perverted professor who was saying that a lot of girls like getting molested at a young age.

01:38:14.000 And the reason his time stamp said 12-11-2021 is because in Britain and Canada, the date and day are reversed.

01:38:25.000 So November 12th is 12-11, 2021.

01:38:29.000 Here in America, we go month first, so it's 11-12, 2021.

01:38:35.000 Right?

01:38:37.000 This is right.

01:38:39.000 Hey, Gavin, at 3001, the judge talks about the Proud Boys in the Rittenhouse case.

01:38:44.000 Yes, we covered this.

01:38:48.000 It's actually after 3001.

01:38:57.000 The Proud Voice evidence.

01:39:02.000 You know, at this point, I don't know, and perhaps you have other information which I don't know about, but I don't know whether there was a prearrangement to meet these people or if there was an awareness of who these people were.

01:39:14.000 I have to tell you, I've never heard of the Prop Voice before this case.

01:39:18.000 And you cited this paper, and I'm not going to reflect on it.

01:39:24.000 Whether they're a hate-inspect group or whatever they may be, there's just a spectrum of groups in this country.

01:39:32.000 That seems to be more everyday, but I don't think it's for the courts accepted the most appropriate circumstances to be making determinations, and certainly not on the basis of an article in the newspaper in Seattle,

01:39:48.000 about what an organization is.

01:39:50.000 But assuming that these people are a known group that is inclined towards violence, and particularly violence of a particular type directed against particular people, there's still no suggestion in the evidence that's been offered to me that this was anything other than a happenstance occurrence.

01:40:13.000 And even if that isn't true, what the scope of the defendant's understanding was.

01:40:21.000 Boring, boring, boring.

01:40:22.000 So we already covered this.

01:40:23.000 He said, even if he was in the Proud Boys or any other group, you'd have to prove that their agenda was to go out and shoot people, and he was carrying out their agenda.

01:40:32.000 And he said there's nothing wrong if they wanted to take him out and make him feel good, and they liked him and stuff, and having a couple beers.

01:40:38.000 Nothing wrong with that.

01:40:39.000 Pretty cool.

01:40:40.000 Yeah.

01:40:42.000 God forbid you should go out for beers with a guy whose life is about to get flushed down the toilet.

01:40:48.000 Not in my world.

01:40:51.000 I bet that he gets Oscar-free.

01:40:53.000 All right, last letter.

01:40:54.000 34 and pregnant.

01:40:56.000 Hey, Gavin and Rye guy.

01:40:57.000 Great show.

01:40:58.000 Big fan.

01:40:58.000 Sorry, let me just be clear here.

01:40:59.000 Great as in all caps.

01:41:01.000 Okay.

01:41:02.000 Great show.

01:41:04.000 Big fan.

01:41:06.000 Just found out I'm pregnant as of 24 hours ago.

01:41:10.000 So this is a letter from a birthing person.

01:41:13.000 My husband and I are in total shock as this was not planned.

01:41:16.000 We both have great careers and I can even take a year or more off to take care of the baby while my husband works.

01:41:22.000 We're financially stable and having a baby is a miracle, blah, blah, blah.

01:41:26.000 However, we are pretty bummed about everything we are giving up.

01:41:29.000 We had plans to travel and see the country and make more money.

01:41:32.000 I had plans to buy him tickets to Formula One race.

01:41:35.000 All of it is gone. 0.94

01:41:36.000 Everything will change and it kind of sucks. 0.89

01:41:38.000 Give us a confidence boost and tell us it'll be fine and we need to suck it up. 0.78

01:41:42.000 Like you more than a friend.

01:41:43.000 Why can't he go to a Formula One race?

01:41:46.000 Yeah, don't you have grandparents?

01:41:47.000 You could let him watch.

01:41:48.000 He's too close to the time.

01:41:49.000 He can go see Formula One.

01:41:50.000 You got nine months.

01:41:51.000 And why?

01:41:52.000 Yeah, you got nine months at a good point.

01:41:54.000 And you can see the country in nine months.

01:41:55.000 Easy peasy.

01:41:57.000 Go get a, there's a rent to RV thing.

01:41:59.000 It's kind of pricey.

01:42:00.000 But just go tour the whole country now while you're Prager's.

01:42:03.000 Yep.

01:42:03.000 And I'm of the mind of like, I've already seen a waterfall or something like that, but it's showing your child something new for the first time is, it feels even better.

01:42:14.000 Trust me.

01:42:15.000 Like, I don't even, I don't yearn for anything.

01:42:17.000 Trust me, you're now an expert on kids.

01:42:20.000 Believe me.

01:42:20.000 How old's your kid?

01:42:21.000 Like a day?

01:42:22.000 Well, I'm a guy who had some plans in my brain.

01:42:25.000 You know, I said, I want to travel.

01:42:26.000 You said if I fire you, you're going to join the military.

01:42:29.000 That's not plans.

01:42:30.000 You got nothing going on.

01:42:31.000 Then I thought against that, and I said, probably not, frankly.

01:42:34.000 But look at this little girl looking at a waterfall for the first time.

01:42:39.000 Okay.

01:42:40.000 It's very nice.

01:42:41.000 You know, kids can't remember anything before, like, five.

01:42:45.000 Oh.

01:42:46.000 So you're wasting your time.

01:42:48.000 Never mind then.

01:42:49.000 But show the clip.

01:42:51.000 Oh, okay.

01:42:53.000 It was deleted.

01:42:54.000 Okay.

01:42:55.000 So that's a waste of everyone's time.

01:42:56.000 So yeah, I don't know what you're giving up.

01:42:58.000 And this whole like plans to make more money, what do you need money for?

01:43:02.000 Oh, wait, this is it. 0.99

01:43:03.000 Our parents had us when they had fuck all. 1.00

01:43:07.000 I shit on the boomers a lot. 1.00

01:43:08.000 Oh, there she is. 1.00

01:43:16.000 That's all going to be erased.

01:43:20.000 She's having a fun day.

01:43:23.000 Yeah, I'm hard-pressed to figure out what you can't do.

01:43:26.000 And even that woman on SNL, you really couldn't be on SNL if you had a kid?

01:43:31.000 Really?

01:43:32.000 It's on Saturday nights.

01:43:33.000 I think you'd be okay.

01:43:35.000 You're right.

01:43:36.000 Get a babysitter.

01:43:38.000 You can still have a comedy career.

01:43:40.000 It's really weird how women say, I absolutely couldn't have a career if I had a baby. 0.99

01:43:44.000 I think that's because a lot of women who have babies no longer want careers. 1.00

01:43:47.000 So they assume that the two are mutually exclusive.

01:43:51.000 But Ruth Bader Ginsburg had plenty of kids. 1.00

01:43:55.000 I don't like it per se, but I also think that once you have this kid, your whole talk about like, we wanted to see the world and make more money will sound fucking retarded. 0.99

01:44:07.000 And you'll laugh at it. 0.98

01:44:09.000 But I don't see why you can't do both.

01:44:12.000 Anyway, last one, Ben Crump rigged the Zimmerman trial.

01:44:16.000 Dear Birds, which are bald eagles.

01:44:18.000 Crump, that's our buddy, by the way.

01:44:20.000 I didn't know his name till today.

01:44:22.000 Ben Crump is the guy who went...

01:44:26.000 Crump cut his teeth on witness tampering in the Zimmerman trial, putting on the fat retard girl as Trayvon's girlfriend, who was on the phone with him as Zimmerman stalked him. 0.91

01:44:36.000 She was not Trayvon's girlfriend.

01:44:38.000 Just one problem. 0.99

01:44:39.000 That bitch wasn't his girlfriend. 1.00

01:44:40.000 Oh, there we go. 1.00

01:44:41.000 And didn't witness anything except the inside of a Pringles tube.

01:44:44.000 Documentary filmmaker is another ex-InfoWars host, Joel Gilbert.

01:44:48.000 Oh, yeah.

01:44:49.000 Great movie, but then told story of Trayvon's troubled life.

01:44:51.000 Yes, we covered this on the show.

01:44:52.000 We're supposed to get him on the show, and he pussied out.

01:44:55.000 Yeah, that's right.

01:44:57.000 Why would an InfoWars host be scared of controversy?

01:45:01.000 Oh, and it's the first time I ever heard Zimmerman speak in his own defense.

01:45:03.000 And then he links us to the Trayvon hoax documentary, which is one of the best documentaries I've ever seen.

01:45:10.000 There's crump.

01:45:11.000 And it's frustrating to watch this because you're like, why couldn't law enforcement do this?

01:45:18.000 This guy, Joel Gilbert, went through every text Trayvon ever sent.

01:45:22.000 You see Trayvon going from middle-class, relatively stable black kid to gangster.

01:45:27.000 And his friends going, dude, what's happening to you?

01:45:29.000 You're going down a bad path.

01:45:32.000 And he covered it all.

01:45:35.000 All right, let's get to the final video.

01:45:56.000 This is a fun little palette cleanser.

01:45:59.000 Nobody died.

01:46:00.000 Nobody got, well, someone got hurt.

01:46:02.000 But it's fun to see people get hurt.

01:46:04.000 John Cleese pointed out the reason women aren't funny is because good humor requires some mean-spiritedness. 0.98

01:46:13.000 You got to be kind of mean.

01:46:14.000 You got to want to hurt people for comedy to work.

01:46:17.000 And this is funny because someone got hurt.

01:46:22.000 Hit it.

01:46:26.000 He gets out of the car and poof.

01:46:34.000 How does God feel about this?

01:46:35.000 Are Christians allowed to laugh at this? 1.00

01:46:37.000 Because I'm laughing.

01:46:39.000 And goodbye.

01:46:42.000 Really bats him out of the way.

01:46:44.000 The fact that he dropped a thing is way better.

01:46:46.000 It literally puts a punchline to it.

01:46:48.000 Boom.

01:46:54.000 Would they be mad if I laughed there?

01:46:56.000 He's in like Bolivia or Brazil or something.

01:46:58.000 It's not one of our people. 0.56

01:47:01.000 That's it for today's show, folks.

01:47:03.000 Tomorrow we are off to Compound Media to do Compound Censored.

01:47:07.000 Thursday, we've got the live show.

01:47:09.000 Ryan's back now and things will be running smoother, I hope.

01:47:13.000 And then Friday, we're back to this because you deserve at least five GOMLs a week.

01:47:19.000 We may do an emergency live stream if we get a verdict about Rittenhouse from now to then.

01:47:26.000 It'll be weird to wait till three days to do a show, although we can talk about it on tomorrow and Thursday, obviously.

01:47:32.000 But yeah, Clown World has our priorities all wrong.

01:47:35.000 20 black men in America are dying every day. 0.84

01:47:39.000 We have major crime problems here.

01:47:42.000 We are focused, however, on COVID, like obesity too.

01:47:46.000 We have health problems too.

01:47:48.000 We have obesity. 0.99

01:47:49.000 We have black crime. 1.00

01:47:52.000 They are destroying America. 1.00

01:47:53.000 We have these leftist lunatics that get away with murder, literally. 1.00

01:47:57.000 And then we have the media and the left's focus, which is Kyle Rittenhouse, white supremacy. 0.99

01:48:04.000 What?

01:48:06.000 Like, Kyle Rittenhouse is the most open and shut self-defense case I've ever heard of.

01:48:12.000 And white supremacy is the least relevant, least omnipresent thing today in 2021 that there is.

01:48:22.000 It's literally less dangerous than snakes and spiders. 0.98

01:48:28.000 So we're a bunch of scared bitches freaking out because there's a spider in our bathtub and we want the state to come and take it out. 1.00

01:48:38.000 Well, no. 0.98

01:48:39.000 If you have a spider in your bathtub, first of all, I wouldn't kill it. 1.00

01:48:42.000 But if you don't want a spider in your bathtub, kill it yourself. 0.99

01:48:46.000 That's where we're at in this country.

01:48:48.000 We need more do-it-yourself DIY behavior.

01:48:52.000 Less asking the media and the state what we should do with our time. 0.97

01:48:56.000 Because once we hand over our facility to someone else, some fucking bureaucrat, you know what they do? 0.99

01:49:02.000 They throw you in the wood chipper, they grind you out, they get your vote, they get your money, and then they throw you in the garbage. 1.00

01:49:08.000 Don't allow them to do that.

01:49:11.000 You are in charge of you.

01:49:13.000 You are in charge of your destiny.

01:49:16.000 You are in charge of your own body, your own health.

01:49:19.000 You call the shots in this country, not them. 0.93

01:49:22.000 So get fired. 0.85

01:49:23.000 Get in trouble.

01:49:24.000 Be brave and never stop fighting.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - November 16, 2021

S04E55 - BULLSHIT

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