Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S04E56 - NOT GUILTY

00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McGuinness.

00:00:55.000 You see the way I was walking?

00:00:57.000 That's the way I'm gonna walk at your real wedding when I give you away.

00:01:02.000 That would be very nice.

00:01:04.000 That's a great walk.

00:01:05.000 Thank you.

00:01:07.000 That's my giving Ryan away wedding walk.

00:01:10.000 It's got a matrimonial aura. 1.00

00:01:13.000 And once I do that at the wedding, you know what that gesture means?

00:01:16.000 Quarks.

00:01:17.000 It means I can't fuck you anymore. 1.00

00:01:19.000 Now your spouse gets to fuck you. 1.00

00:01:22.000 Since there's no fucking that happens between us.

00:01:26.000 Not anymore.

00:01:27.000 Not now that you're married.

00:01:33.000 That was a chick from Virgin Fest, Jezebel, Jezebel Gabbergably. 0.99

00:01:42.000 Gezabel Gabber Gabbly, I believe is her name.

00:01:45.000 And that song was Loser.

00:01:47.000 Great little jam.

00:01:48.000 I like this new genre of music.

00:01:54.000 Show the video there.

00:02:04.000 Kind of reminds me of the shoegaze indie rock era of my early 90s.

00:02:12.000 Where some of you were born.

00:02:15.000 I was going to play this banger, Cherry Cheeks. 1.00

00:02:20.000 I think they're from Portland, probably Antifa.

00:02:22.000 That doesn't mean they can't rock.

00:02:25.000 Although I couldn't enjoy it if it was Antifa, to be honest.

00:02:28.000 You know what I was thinking about the other day?

00:02:30.000 People are like, it's hypocritical for you to get mad when the left does this, but you don't get mad when the right does it, and you're always making excuses.

00:02:36.000 And I used to not make excuses and be like, okay, our side fucked up.

00:02:40.000 Not anymore.

00:02:41.000 Now it's partisan.

00:02:44.000 Now if a liberal does something bad, I showcase it and, and I turn the other cheek when the right does it.

00:02:52.000 Your cherry cheek.

00:02:53.000 My cherry cheek.

00:02:54.000 This is a war.

00:02:55.000 So I'm not playing fair anymore.

00:02:58.000 Like, what was the recent thing?

00:03:00.000 Oh yeah, photographing jurors that the Antifa was doing.

00:03:04.000 We should have been photographing jurors too.

00:03:06.000 Scaring them the other way.

00:03:07.000 In Ahmad Arboret's trial right now.

00:03:09.000 Let's do it at Ahmad.

00:03:11.000 Let's have patriots take pictures of Ahmed's jury.

00:03:16.000 Okay, let's hear this cool jam.

00:03:25.000 I love that art.

00:03:36.000 That's a fun jam.

00:03:37.000 And then, this is all from Baby Monsters, by the way.

00:03:39.000 100% of these opening songs.

00:03:41.000 And then someone turned me on to this Northern Englander Sam Fender.

00:03:45.000 This is going to take, it's kind of a slow build.

00:03:50.000 I basically consider Northern English Scottish.

00:03:53.000 I mean, Liverpool and Glasgow are the same fucking city.

00:03:57.000 In fact, Leswegians go to Liverpool on vacation for some weird reason.

00:04:01.000 Turn it up, dude.

00:04:02.000 I can't hear Shiznit.

00:04:08.000 Snot?

00:04:09.000 You remember Snot videos?

00:04:17.000 The busy's round us.

00:04:19.000 Britain is so small.

00:04:22.000 Like you go into one of those little houses and there's a little electric fireplace in the lobby and everything has a door to conserve energy and the fucking washers and dryers look like little fat bubbles.

00:04:35.000 Fridges.

00:04:37.000 The most a fridge a British person will have was like two little fridges.

00:04:44.000 Not me, but shut up.

00:04:46.000 God squatted over the ocean and out plopped England.

00:04:52.000 That's from Gangs of New York.

00:04:55.000 Right.

00:04:56.000 But England is just one province of Great Britain.

00:04:59.000 Don't you mean he pooped out Great Britain?

00:05:05.000 England's just the bottom part, Ryan.

00:05:08.000 Not even the whole bottom part.

00:05:09.000 Wales has got the other half.

00:05:12.000 Anyway, thank you for stopping.

00:05:15.000 Not just sort of tipping the show in one direction, just stopping it like a freight train.

00:05:19.000 Bonk! 1.00

00:05:22.000 I just sent this meme to my wife.

00:05:24.000 I don't know.

00:05:26.000 Memes are funny, but about once every week or so, you see one that you literally LOL.

00:05:32.000 And this is the funniest meme I've seen in a long time.

00:05:36.000 When your homie starts driving 150 miles an hour and says, I loved her, bro.

00:05:41.000 Look at the way he's gripping the side there.

00:05:45.000 That's that little weird, handicapped Eastern European dude that's always with the MMA fighter that Connor hates. 0.99

00:05:52.000 What's his name again?

00:05:54.000 Muhammad Muhammad.

00:05:57.000 So he's got that Gary Coleman thing where he's a big man in a little body.

00:06:02.000 By the way, Kevin Hart is going to be playing Gary Coleman in some sort of biopic.

00:06:08.000 So it was already weird to see Gary Coleman play a little kid because he was a man.

00:06:13.000 He was like, he's playing an eight-year-old, but he was about 14 during that show.

00:06:19.000 And he never grew, so that was fine.

00:06:21.000 Willis was the problem.

00:06:23.000 But Kevin Hart playing a man, playing a child?

00:06:27.000 Kevin Hart's like my age.

00:06:30.000 He's got white hair.

00:06:32.000 He can't be an eight-year-old.

00:06:33.000 That's just bizarre.

00:06:37.000 All right.

00:06:38.000 Also in the news, I think Tim has reached the top as far as success goes.

00:06:45.000 He comes up with a kooky idea to build an RV studio.

00:06:49.000 Okay, I don't know if that's going to work.

00:06:51.000 You got to get on satellite and stuff.

00:06:53.000 That's a big, it's really expensive.

00:06:56.000 And he took, he has the balls to be.

00:06:58.000 Is it kind of exciting?

00:07:00.000 And it's a smashing success.

00:07:03.000 His first stop is in Austin.

00:07:05.000 He drives from Virginia to Austin.

00:07:06.000 And he gets...

00:07:07.000 Drew Hernandez is a good get to start with.

00:07:12.000 Then you throw in Blair White, also awesome. 1.00

00:07:15.000 Then Alex Jones comes along.

00:07:16.000 Okay, now it's the cream of the crop.

00:07:18.000 And then you got Joe Rogan.

00:07:21.000 And Luke is a good get too, but he lives with Tim, I believe.

00:07:24.000 Malice is also there.

00:07:25.000 Oh, yeah, Malice.

00:07:26.000 But that's my question in the beginning here.

00:07:28.000 Is this Blair White saying, isn't it awesome?

00:07:31.000 Is this kind of exciting, though?

00:07:33.000 Like, obviously, the world has gone completely into chaos.

00:07:36.000 Yes.

00:07:36.000 It's integrated.

00:07:38.000 Who is that?

00:07:38.000 Whoa, that's a tough one.

00:07:40.000 Or Michael.

00:07:41.000 That's a tough one.

00:07:42.000 Is it?

00:07:43.000 Is it right?

00:07:44.000 It's kind of exciting, though.

00:07:45.000 Like, obviously, the world has gone completely into chaos.

00:07:48.000 Yes.

00:07:48.000 It's integrated.

00:07:49.000 Like, we are in this.

00:07:51.000 It sounds like a tranny. 0.99

00:07:53.000 I could take that audio sample and be gone for a month.

00:07:57.000 And you'd come back and there'd just be like red strings all over my garage.

00:08:00.000 The world has gone completely into chaos.

00:08:02.000 Yes.

00:08:02.000 It's integrated.

00:08:03.000 Like, we are in this weird place.

00:08:04.000 I'm leaning to malice.

00:08:05.000 It's malice.

00:08:06.000 It is malice.

00:08:06.000 It's malice, yeah.

00:08:07.000 The first two listens do not indicate that.

00:08:09.000 The first two listens were Blair.

00:08:11.000 Blair.

00:08:12.000 Blair.

00:08:13.000 With her giant feet. 1.00

00:08:15.000 She looks great.

00:08:16.000 But I was looking at her and I was like.

00:08:19.000 That's a dude.

00:08:20.000 Shaming myself for thinking that she looks great.

00:08:22.000 But you know what it's like?

00:08:24.000 It's like how when they make food for like commercials, it's like you can't, you wouldn't want to eat it, but it looks great.

00:08:33.000 This is Blair White.

00:08:35.000 It's glue and...

00:08:40.000 Yeah, I mean, the question they always ask is an ugly dude or, ooh, what the fuck is that?

00:08:48.000 It's glue so that way it looks like cheese when they lift it up.

00:08:51.000 Oh.

00:08:53.000 There's Blair. 0.71

00:08:55.000 God bless her. 1.00

00:08:56.000 I like all of those people a lot.

00:08:58.000 Yeah, awesome show.

00:08:59.000 But you got to think, every time you see a training, you're like, so I'm fucking you.

00:09:03.000 And then I look down and there's basically a child's penis. 0.98

00:09:06.000 Because it's not even a normal dick.

00:09:08.000 The estrogen shrinks it.

00:09:12.000 And call me crazy, but the last thing I want to see when I'm fucking a woman is a baby's dick. 1.00

00:09:17.000 Sorry.

00:09:19.000 Locento.

00:09:20.000 Yeah, I ran through me sleeping with her in my brain.

00:09:23.000 And then she like laid it out.

00:09:24.000 She's like, no, no, no.

00:09:25.000 I'm calling her she because I respect her.

00:09:27.000 Okay.

00:09:28.000 And she's.

00:09:28.000 I'll permit it.

00:09:29.000 No, I'll just go turn around.

00:09:32.000 I'll turn around and walk away.

00:09:34.000 And I'll pull my pants down so you don't see the front. 0.68

00:09:36.000 And I'll be like, okay.

00:09:38.000 And she's like, just pretend like I'm on a period.

00:09:40.000 This is what people keep forgetting about her.

00:09:41.000 But then I wake up in the morning and she has like a little bit of stubble coming in, like five o'clock shadow, because she's Latino, right?

00:09:48.000 So she's got to be with the razor all day.

00:09:50.000 And then you're like, uh-oh.

00:09:52.000 So it doesn't work.

00:09:53.000 Or do you think when she's waking up, she's still asleep, and she's like, get the fuck out of here, asshole? 0.58

00:10:00.000 I'll fucking kill you, man.

00:10:01.000 That would feel terrible.

00:10:02.000 Fuck around and find out.

00:10:03.000 You messed with the wrong guy.

00:10:05.000 Hey, good morning.

00:10:07.000 In her sleep, right?

00:10:08.000 Hi.

00:10:10.000 Guy fart just. 0.86

00:10:12.000 Yeah, fuck you.

00:10:15.000 Suck my dick, pussy. 1.00

00:10:16.000 Blair, you're talking in your sleep.

00:10:18.000 What?

00:10:19.000 Oh, my God.

00:10:20.000 Same with Sean King sleeping.

00:10:23.000 Get out of here, you guys.

00:10:24.000 The fuck's your problem?

00:10:26.000 Sean, you're having a bad dream.

00:10:28.000 Oh, oh, oh, for real?

00:10:30.000 Oh, word.

00:10:32.000 You said, oh, my lord, last night in your sleep.

00:10:34.000 No, I didn't.

00:10:35.000 I said, oh, my lord.

00:10:37.000 I said, Lodi, Lodi.

00:10:39.000 Lord, a lot of no, you said, oh, my lord.

00:10:45.000 That was Jim Goad's idea, too.

00:10:47.000 Sean King is almost in a car accident.

00:10:49.000 He's like, Jesus fucking Christ.

00:10:52.000 Did you see that?

00:10:53.000 That came out of nowhere, motherfucker.

00:10:55.000 Jesus, Jiminy crickets. 0.99

00:10:57.000 Jiminy Cricket.

00:10:58.000 Oh, for Pete's sakes.

00:11:00.000 Watch it, Buster.

00:11:02.000 I mean, yo, motherfucker.

00:11:03.000 Buster is technically a hood term.

00:11:09.000 And then my final thing in the opening fun stuff.

00:11:13.000 Oh, yeah, here's another thing I want to add.

00:11:16.000 This chick, Diane Rantamaki, she appears to be like a northern European Japanese person who has a semblance of a sprinkle. 1.00

00:11:33.000 And I saw the voices she does where she's a little kid and she's talking to her dad.

00:11:38.000 Her name's Derek.

00:11:40.000 And I was like, that's cool.

00:11:41.000 And it's funny.

00:11:42.000 And I'm willing to give a sprinkle stamp onto it.

00:11:46.000 And then I'm like, wait a minute.

00:11:48.000 She has an accent.

00:11:49.000 The humor is very American and on point America-wise.

00:11:53.000 So either she's a huge American of file. 0.55

00:11:55.000 And then who does the voice?

00:11:57.000 Is her husband American?

00:12:00.000 And then I look into it and she's, I think she got in shit for it.

00:12:02.000 So she keeps naming him now.

00:12:04.000 It's another dude who's doing that exact same sketch with Derek and the dad.

00:12:08.000 So she's taking someone else's comedy and just acting it out verbatim, which is this new thing that Zoomers do. 1.00

00:12:16.000 First, it started with like singing and stuff.

00:12:18.000 And now there's someone with an entire comedy career and it's not their jokes.

00:12:24.000 I know that you've seen people doing like a Trump speech, Remember with the Bleach, and doing the other stuff.

00:12:30.000 Yes, I get that.

00:12:31.000 But there's usually a variety of voices ripping off.

00:12:35.000 This woman is basically, with very few exceptions, just this guy.

00:12:39.000 And she has millions of followers watching her act out someone else's jokes. 1.00

00:12:44.000 Isn't that fucking weird?

00:12:46.000 Yeah, this is from...

00:12:47.000 I'm looking from the other day.

00:12:49.000 This was in the other days?

00:12:50.000 No, I just sent it now.

00:12:52.000 Oh.

00:12:53.000 Why wouldn't you go with most recent?

00:12:56.000 I'm checking last Thursday.

00:12:57.000 You did not send it then.

00:12:59.000 Me, no, have it.

00:13:00.000 No?

00:13:01.000 Maybe I was in the pariah.

00:13:02.000 I know who you're talking about, though.

00:13:03.000 It's that little girl with the big head.

00:13:05.000 Yeah, here, I'll send it to you now.

00:13:08.000 And when I first saw it, I, you know, being an old man, I was like, that's a funny lady doing a funny bit.

00:13:15.000 The end.

00:13:17.000 But then I look into it more, and she's just stealing another guy's entire act. 1.00

00:13:21.000 And in his act, he uses the same filter.

00:13:26.000 So she's in a cover band. 0.70

00:13:27.000 It's a comedy cover band that's about as popular as the band.

00:13:33.000 What if a Van Halen cover banditor?

00:13:40.000 You saw that?

00:13:41.000 Yeah, and I saw you take her up to your room. 1.00

00:13:43.000 You saw that too, huh?

00:13:46.000 That was crazy.

00:13:47.000 That was crazy.

00:13:48.000 I know me.

00:13:48.000 I just met her at the door.

00:13:49.000 I'm telling mom, you son of a bitch.

00:13:52.000 Hey, dad.

00:13:53.000 See, her movies are funny.

00:13:56.000 She's got an insane forehead. 1.00

00:13:58.000 But then go click on Jason Banks comedy.

00:14:01.000 Is that a hyperlink?

00:14:02.000 Or is she just listing it as a thing?

00:14:04.000 So she's got like 200 of those. 0.51

00:14:06.000 She sells t-shirts of that guy.

00:14:08.000 Everyone loves her.

00:14:09.000 She does cameos as that guy. 0.97

00:14:13.000 Which doesn't make sense because she can't do that voice.

00:14:17.000 It's just such a weird phenomenon.

00:14:19.000 A comedy cover band.

00:14:21.000 That's him, yeah.

00:14:22.000 What are you guys doing in here?

00:14:24.000 We're coloring and drawing.

00:14:25.000 But Adam's blind.

00:14:26.000 Why don't you do something he can do?

00:14:28.000 He can't even see.

00:14:29.000 But he's having fun.

00:14:30.000 Look at him.

00:14:36.000 All right, I guess.

00:14:37.000 Let me see what you made, Chad.

00:14:39.000 I made this.

00:14:40.000 You made a maple leaf?

00:14:41.000 That's a maple leaf?

00:14:42.000 What's it supposed to be?

00:14:43.000 A maple leaf.

00:14:45.000 Derek, what you got?

00:14:46.000 I made a fireman.

00:14:47.000 I made the muscles big, how I like them, and then I made the chest really nice and thick, kind of chiseled so you can kind of do that thing.

00:14:54.000 And then the beard, you know, I'm in love with beards.

00:14:56.000 Remember when our neighbor moved in and I saw his beard and I was like, Dad, look at this beard.

00:14:59.000 Okay, thank you.

00:15:01.000 Appreciate you.

00:15:02.000 Weird, huh?

00:15:03.000 Yeah.

00:15:04.000 Anyway, that's enough of that.

00:15:06.000 It's like idealist culture that we're living in.

00:15:10.000 My last segment, Ryan, did you make me a gay for men interstitial yet?

00:15:14.000 No.

00:15:16.000 I got to get that, please.

00:15:17.000 But I have a good concept for it.

00:15:19.000 I'm gay for men.

00:15:21.000 Everything they do gives me a boner.

00:15:23.000 Except sex.

00:15:24.000 That's gross.

00:15:26.000 And I look at this and I'm just like, men.

00:15:31.000 Why do women hate us so much? 1.00

00:15:37.000 Look at this fucking insane invention.

00:15:39.000 And it's made by Support Works.

00:15:41.000 This is how it's done.

00:15:43.000 A penny-sized hole is drilled into the concrete.

00:15:45.000 The polymer is injected underneath the slab.

00:15:48.000 Then the foam goes to work.

00:15:50.000 It expands until the concrete is perfectly level.

00:15:53.000 Whoa.

00:15:53.000 This mesmerizing foam levels craft concrete.

00:15:56.000 How cool is that?

00:15:57.000 The product is called polylevel.

00:15:58.000 That's going to kill a lot of pet peeves. 0.99

00:16:00.000 Yeah.

00:16:02.000 Well, that's one of my top pet peeves.

00:16:04.000 Is you're walking down the sidewalk and the stones are all up like that because of the branches of the tree.

00:16:10.000 And you're like, are you not familiar with trees?

00:16:13.000 It didn't occur to you that this was going to grow and be very big.

00:16:18.000 Rolling around with my little baby in the stroller, terrible.

00:16:21.000 I can brave those.

00:16:22.000 I can bear the brunt of those.

00:16:23.000 No stones near the tree.

00:16:24.000 The roots are going to be coming up, dumbass.

00:16:26.000 I mean, how long have we had sidewalks for?

00:16:30.000 Get it together, people.

00:16:33.000 All right, let's start the show.

00:16:37.000 Any progress on that, interstitial?

00:16:39.000 I just have to add the audio.

00:16:41.000 So, no.

00:16:42.000 No.

00:16:43.000 This is the same.

00:16:44.000 What did you do this morning when you came in?

00:16:46.000 I got food and also a surprise.

00:16:52.000 Oh, you have a surprise?

00:16:54.000 But not for today.

00:16:54.000 It's for a different day.

00:16:56.000 Hitting it.

00:16:57.000 What a dumb way to announce a surprise.

00:17:10.000 That didn't work.

00:17:11.000 Okay, wait, hold on.

00:17:12.000 What went wrong?

00:17:12.000 Here we go.

00:17:21.000 And ideally, you react to that.

00:17:23.000 You're like, whoa, a fucking truck.

00:17:25.000 And then when you see Trump.

00:17:26.000 Okay.

00:17:28.000 So.

00:17:28.000 Just say, let's start the show, and that'll be the keyword.

00:17:31.000 Okay.

00:17:36.000 New York, New York, New York.

00:17:38.000 It's really not that.

00:17:40.000 All right.

00:17:40.000 That's all my fun, silly segments.

00:17:42.000 Let's start the show.

00:17:49.000 Oh, wait, I forgot.

00:17:50.000 Yeah, I was thinking about something else entirely.

00:17:53.000 You just completely abandoned the idea.

00:17:56.000 I was thinking of the time, how long we've been talking.

00:17:58.000 We have to bank episodes for Thanksgiving.

00:18:02.000 We'll just do three mailbags.

00:18:04.000 Here we go.

00:18:05.000 Okay.

00:18:08.000 Wait, wait, I forgot again.

00:18:09.000 Are you kidding?

00:18:10.000 I swear to God.

00:18:11.000 You made a surprise face.

00:18:13.000 I know.

00:18:13.000 That 50% of me was in the moment.

00:18:15.000 The other 50% was like, well, we'll cover the desk with leaves more fall.

00:18:20.000 But I don't have enough flannel shirts here.

00:18:21.000 I'm going to have to go.

00:18:22.000 Maybe we'll do more Monday.

00:18:24.000 You're doing it again.

00:18:25.000 Okay, I'm ready now.

00:18:26.000 Let's start the show.

00:18:27.000 From the left to the right, the truck comes in.

00:18:30.000 Doubt here?

00:18:30.000 Yeah.

00:18:31.000 So you'd follow the truck, ideally.

00:18:32.000 All right, let's start the show.

00:18:35.000 What the heck?

00:18:36.000 A monster truck.

00:18:37.000 We're going to pay.

00:18:38.000 I'm up to you.

00:18:39.000 You're the dumb truck that waits on Donald O'Donnell.

00:18:43.000 Three, two, one.

00:18:45.000 Here we go.

00:18:49.000 How was that?

00:18:50.000 That was great.

00:18:52.000 LGBT is the first order of the day. 1.00

00:18:57.000 J.K. Rowling.

00:18:58.000 So now do that.

00:18:59.000 Oh, we want the gay intro. 0.99

00:19:02.000 Yes.

00:19:03.000 Because when things are gay, we like to.

00:19:04.000 That's kind of a flaw with the plan.

00:19:06.000 Yeah.

00:19:06.000 So maybe I'll start talking and I'll be like, okay.

00:19:09.000 So J.K. Rowling is not invited to the Harry Potter, I don't know, reunion party, 20-year anniversary.

00:19:21.000 Everyone can go, but not J.K. Rowling because of a horrible tweet she said.

00:19:24.000 Let's start LGBT. 0.95

00:19:26.000 Yeah, so I do an intro and then we go to the next interest.

00:19:29.000 We'll find out more in LGBT.

00:19:31.000 Yeah.

00:19:31.000 That's cool.

00:19:32.000 Coming up, LGBT after this break. 1.00

00:19:35.000 And then we fell in love.

00:19:37.000 And then they eat their poop, and we have a very good relationship.

00:19:41.000 I don't like the fucking shit.

00:19:42.000 You don't want to see a close-up picture of my anus and you ain't gay, man.

00:19:46.000 You are gay. 1.00

00:19:47.000 What's that last one from?

00:19:48.000 I don't know.

00:19:49.000 You don't want to see a close-up picture of my anus and you ain't gay? 0.97

00:19:52.000 That sounds like Jordan Peele, maybe?

00:19:55.000 Maybe.

00:19:57.000 Song.

00:19:57.000 There's a song of gay, gay, gay, gay.

00:20:00.000 Yeah, go to the link.

00:20:02.000 So you go, all right, the author, the woman behind the whole thing, isn't invited to the thing.

00:20:08.000 She must have said the N-word.

00:20:10.000 She must have said AIDS was God punishing homos. 0.99

00:20:13.000 She must have said the Holocaust never happened and the Jews are lying and there was 3,000 Jews that were killed.

00:20:20.000 Horrible stuff, right?

00:20:22.000 Let's go look it up.

00:20:23.000 So Sweet Jess looks it up.

00:20:26.000 And this is the horrible thing that J.K. Rowling said that has her canceled.

00:20:30.000 And it is, if sex isn't real, question, there's no same-sex attraction.

00:20:38.000 If sex isn't real, the lived reality of women globally is erased. 1.00

00:20:43.000 I know and love trans people, but erasing the concept of sex removes the ability of many to meaningfully discuss their lives.

00:20:51.000 It isn't hate to speak the truth.

00:20:53.000 That's what got her canceled. 0.66

00:20:56.000 Imagine 10 years ago someone said that.

00:20:57.000 You'd be like, what?

00:21:00.000 Yeah.

00:21:01.000 I know.

00:21:02.000 Everyone knows that.

00:21:02.000 What are you talking about?

00:21:03.000 Sex isn't real.

00:21:04.000 Are you okay?

00:21:05.000 Five years ago, I think, if you said that, people would go, what?

00:21:10.000 Is this a prank?

00:21:11.000 Why are you saying sex isn't real?

00:21:13.000 Everyone knows that sex is real.

00:21:16.000 Sex is real.

00:21:20.000 Yeah, what a fucking weirdo.

00:21:22.000 And it's so true.

00:21:22.000 Like, it's almost like a brand.

00:21:26.000 Like, when I heard that those college admissions were being faked and people were selling them, I'm like, I don't know why anyone went to jail for that.

00:21:33.000 It's just the college destroying their brand.

00:21:36.000 If we said you could be a proud boy just by blinking three times, well, then it wouldn't mean anything to be a proud boy.

00:21:43.000 And it means it's very hard to become punk.

00:21:46.000 You need boy of London bondage pants, a leather motorcycle jacket with zippers.

00:21:52.000 It's thick real leather.

00:21:53.000 You need Dr. Martin boots.

00:21:55.000 They have to be perfectly tied.

00:21:56.000 Your hair has to be cut a certain way, shaved.

00:21:59.000 You need colors in your hair.

00:22:00.000 And then that's just the outfit down now.

00:22:03.000 Now you have to go to shows regularly, promote shows, get in the pits, support the scene, all that stupid shit.

00:22:09.000 And even then, people are like, you're a fucking poser.

00:22:11.000 How long have you been in the scene?

00:22:13.000 I know that's all lame, but it's suffice to say that it's harder to become a punk than it is to be a woman.

00:22:22.000 So like when they talk about these refugees in, where was it, where the women were getting raped to death?

00:22:28.000 Syria or something? 0.52

00:22:29.000 It's the Christian woman that they abuse, the Taliban. 0.99

00:22:32.000 Now that's just like people are getting raped. 0.99

00:22:35.000 And you go, okay.

00:22:37.000 So now I'm not focused on women anymore.

00:22:39.000 Now it's just like we got to stop these people getting raped.

00:22:43.000 You just trivialized rape.

00:22:44.000 Way to go.

00:22:46.000 And that brings us to this Joe Rogan interview with this guy.

00:22:51.000 It's just a silly little anecdote, but it says, Tomes, Tomes, listen to this.

00:23:00.000 Turn it up.

00:23:00.000 Yesterday, because he couldn't wait.

00:23:02.000 My roommate from med school, who's a urologist, called me yesterday because he couldn't wait to tell me this ridiculous story.

00:23:08.000 So a colleague of his, this female urologist who's badass surgeon, was giving a lecture to the medical school, which is common, right?

00:23:14.000 You'll always have the surgeon will come in or the doctor will come in.

00:23:17.000 And before she got up to give her lecture, the dean said to her, I'm not making this up.

00:23:22.000 This is a urologist giving a lecture to a group of medical students, said, I would appreciate it if you would not use the word penis during this lecture.

00:23:32.000 He said it before the lecture?

00:23:33.000 Yeah.

00:23:34.000 She said, it's an anatomic term.

00:23:37.000 I'm a urologist.

00:23:38.000 What would you like me to say?

00:23:40.000 And he came up with some idiotic...

00:23:43.000 Oh, he said, maybe you could call it male erectile tissue.

00:23:49.000 And she was like, well, she's now fucking with him. 0.98

00:23:51.000 She's like, but what if it'sn't the use of male also be kind of triggering in that sense?

00:23:57.000 I mean, good point.

00:23:57.000 Yeah.

00:23:58.000 I mean, and she basically told him to piss off.

00:24:00.000 She's like, what did this, this guy was the dean?

00:24:01.000 The dean of the medical school.

00:24:04.000 And I assume he's a doctor as well?

00:24:06.000 He should be.

00:24:07.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:24:07.000 If he's a dean of medical school, he would be an MD.

00:24:09.000 What in the fuck is wrong with people?

00:24:13.000 And then someone pointed out, I remember like the first wave of this shit, feminists and activists and gay saying, penis, it's a vagina. 1.00

00:24:21.000 Don't be ashamed of it.

00:24:23.000 We're not ashamed of these terms.

00:24:25.000 Don't call it a Willie or a Fanny or a Poon. 0.85

00:24:28.000 It's a vagina. 1.00

00:24:29.000 It's a penis. 0.61

00:24:31.000 And now those people are like fucking Nazis.

00:24:34.000 How dare you say penis? 0.98

00:24:38.000 And erectile tissue is part of a penis.

00:24:42.000 That's like calling a human head nostrils.

00:24:47.000 I have a headache behind my nostrils.

00:24:50.000 We're calling Britain England.

00:24:52.000 Yeah.

00:24:55.000 This was interesting, too, because you go down this slippery slope of bullshit, and the idiocy includes a trans woman going to the gynecologist and demanding that the gynecologist, 1.00

00:25:13.000 who knows nothing about dicks, by the way, look at your labia. 1.00

00:25:19.000 Notice that your labia are very long and they seem to have two, I think they're cysts.

00:25:26.000 You have two perfectly symmetrical matching ball-shaped cysts in your labia.

00:25:31.000 Your clit is engorged. 1.00

00:25:33.000 It's five inches long.

00:25:34.000 I've never seen that before.

00:25:36.000 But the most concerning thing about your disgusting vagina is that there's no hole. 1.00

00:25:42.000 There's a piss hole in your clit. 1.00

00:25:45.000 That's a problem.

00:25:46.000 But usually in between the labia here, and your labia is disgusting, by the way, there should be a hole for the baby to come out of. 1.00

00:25:53.000 So here's what I propose.

00:25:54.000 We dig a hole in between your two cysts. 1.00

00:25:57.000 We cut out their cysts.

00:25:59.000 Oh my God, they look exactly like male testicles.

00:26:01.000 Anyway, then we try to, I don't know, put ice on your clit to make it normal sized. 1.00

00:26:08.000 Some of y'all aren't ready to hear this, but it's transphobic for a gynecologist not to treat pre-op transfem patients under HRT.

00:26:16.000 My girl dick is as much a feminine organ. 1.00

00:26:20.000 So you can't say penis, but you can say girl dick. 1.00

00:26:23.000 My girl dick is as much a feminine organ that my body treats just like a vagina as the next girl and deserves specific women-oriented health care. 1.00

00:26:32.000 Sound good?

00:26:36.000 What does she mean my body treats it like?

00:26:40.000 When you masturbate, you rub your giant clit. 1.00

00:26:42.000 You don't jerk off?

00:26:45.000 Or does your body send blood there for your period?

00:26:48.000 I know that post pre-op trans women still have their periods, and it can be very disturbing for them.

00:26:56.000 Let's go to the next video where we see someone who looks like my old producer complaining that his period is everywhere.

00:27:11.000 And for a trans man like myself, that is very traumatic.

00:27:15.000 Basically, it causes dysphoria and look at this.

00:27:20.000 You can't even handle your fucking wig.

00:27:23.000 Like, just like the punk thing.

00:27:25.000 We would wear those Dr. Martin boots all summer.

00:27:28.000 Our feet would be drenched in sweat.

00:27:30.000 We were fucking boiling wearing leather jackets in July, but you had to because that's what punks do.

00:27:36.000 And this guy can't even wear his stupid costume for fucking a couple hours.

00:27:44.000 Look how much more work it is to be punk than it is to be a woman. 1.00

00:27:48.000 Go ahead.

00:28:00.000 What?

00:28:02.000 What?

00:28:04.000 Are you dying?

00:28:09.000 Do you have any midol?

00:28:11.000 No, babe.

00:28:13.000 Don't those seem fake?

00:28:14.000 Yes.

00:28:17.000 Hello, you're beautiful.

00:28:20.000 Don't have any midol.

00:28:23.000 Having a period.

00:28:25.000 And for it.

00:28:27.000 That last one may be not.

00:28:30.000 No, I think they were all fake.

00:28:31.000 What a grosser. 0.86

00:28:32.000 Okay, this trans thing brings us to the war on kids because they really seem into our kids. 1.00

00:28:39.000 Change the interstitial, Ryan.

00:28:42.000 Here we go.

00:28:45.000 I had a tech channel break.

00:28:47.000 Who wants to pick up my back? 0.84

00:28:49.000 We are living in an ageism era where children are seen as human garbage.

00:28:55.000 Regulations to indoctrinate American school children with poisonous and divisive left-wing doctrine.

00:29:05.000 I have an eight-year-old son, a 12-year-old son, a 13-year-old son, I mean, and a 15-year-old daughter.

00:29:10.000 Two teens and a little kid.

00:29:12.000 The little kid has his best friend.

00:29:15.000 They go to boxing together on the weekends.

00:29:18.000 If he wants to go to the skate park, he'll go with him.

00:29:21.000 That's his pal.

00:29:22.000 He has two other pals that are sort of new pals, new school.

00:29:25.000 He gets along with them.

00:29:26.000 We had to run on play dates yet.

00:29:28.000 He knows his best pal's mom, knows of her.

00:29:33.000 So there's that, there's the friends, right?

00:29:35.000 There's his teacher, there's his parents, his grandparents.

00:29:39.000 That's it.

00:29:40.000 That's all he knows.

00:29:42.000 Those are the only people he knows.

00:29:44.000 And biologically, little kids were vulnerable, right?

00:29:48.000 The other tribe's going to rape them, smash them in the head with a rock. 1.00

00:29:51.000 They're weak.

00:29:53.000 So they naturally have evolved to be wary of strangers.

00:29:57.000 And if you'll notice this with an eight-year-old who'll be like, can I have a hot dog, please, please, please, please, please?

00:30:01.000 You go, okay, here's five bucks, go buy it.

00:30:03.000 They won't do it.

00:30:05.000 They don't want to interact with the guy and give him the money and get the hot dog.

00:30:08.000 You do that.

00:30:09.000 And that's a natural cave thing.

00:30:13.000 So that's why I found this particular video especially galling.

00:30:20.000 I want to talk to the kids.

00:30:22.000 Parents watch the video and then hand the phone over to the young kids.

00:30:26.000 Hi there.

00:30:28.000 I get asked a lot, are you a boy or a girl?

00:30:31.000 I'm a mentally ill girl.

00:30:33.000 And so I wanted to just tell you, sometimes human beings are more than boy or girl.

00:30:40.000 Wrong.

00:30:40.000 Sometimes we're something else.

00:30:42.000 Sometimes we're both.

00:30:44.000 Sometimes we kind of float.

00:30:46.000 See, just pause.

00:30:48.000 This is exactly what I'm talking about.

00:30:50.000 My son doesn't want to know you.

00:30:52.000 He doesn't want to know your little quirks and quarks and what makes you tick.

00:30:56.000 It's not on his radar.

00:30:58.000 Maybe when he gets older, maybe when he's 18, I can say, this is a mentally ill homo who thinks he's a woman. 1.00

00:31:05.000 You can play the game and use all their little words or you can just ignore them.

00:31:08.000 It's up to you.

00:31:10.000 But if you do it at work, you could get fired.

00:31:15.000 It's insane.

00:31:15.000 It's clown world.

00:31:16.000 So my advice to you, my son, would be just to ignore it.

00:31:19.000 And if you get fired, you get fired.

00:31:22.000 Go ahead.

00:31:23.000 In between, and sometimes we're a boy, sometimes we're a girl.

00:31:27.000 Because human beings are creatures and we're wild and exciting.

00:31:33.000 But I want to ask you a favor.

00:31:36.000 If you see a kid like me or would you be extra nice to them?

00:31:43.000 If I catch any of you fuckers alone, I'm going to fucking kill you.

00:31:49.000 Yeah, like anybody, we can feel lonely.

00:31:51.000 And so if you're kind to us, it would be really, really important.

00:31:58.000 Once again, based on the premise, all of this bullshit, getting kids involved in homosexuality, is based on the premise that there's tons of homo kids running around and they're getting bullied for it. 0.99

00:32:13.000 Fag. 1.00

00:32:14.000 Kids don't do that. 1.00

00:32:16.000 They don't know what a fag is. 0.99

00:32:18.000 Stop this with the protecting trans and gay children from abuse. 0.91

00:32:24.000 The only one that's going to be abusing them is you, you fucking pervert.

00:32:28.000 So don't worry about how kids behave.

00:32:30.000 Worry about how adults behave and mind your own fucking business, you self-indulgent queer. 1.00

00:32:42.000 Speaking of the war on kids, this I don't want kids, we shouldn't have kids, the world's overpopulated, has now reached the point where people wish they weren't born.

00:32:55.000 Remember last week we had the woman who wished she was an abortion because of the trauma of being adopted, and her boyfriend felt the same way.

00:33:04.000 This is the exact same thing.

00:33:05.000 I wish my grandma had gotten the chance to be childless. 1.00

00:33:08.000 Finally, we meet in the middle in this Venn diagram of ideology.

00:33:12.000 I wish you were never born, too.

00:33:14.000 I wish your grandma had gotten the chance to be childless.

00:33:17.000 The recent Texas abortion ruling, thank you, Michelle Wolf, makes the need for safe and legal abortions even more urgent. 0.51

00:33:24.000 My grandmother is proof.

00:33:25.000 So in this article by Jess Zimmerman, who I assume as she's typing it, the genie makes her wish come true and poof, she's gone.

00:33:35.000 Oof, I think God wishes you weren't born either.

00:33:39.000 Yeah, she's going to disappear as she writes this. 0.99

00:33:41.000 It's like Back to the Future.

00:33:43.000 As she's typing away, the fake picture on the mantelpiece is slowly fading.

00:33:49.000 I love that premise too in Back to the Future, where you're like, why is there only one person in this photograph and then all this background?

00:33:56.000 Oh, it was taken at a different time when those people existed.

00:34:03.000 I wish my grandmother was childless.

00:34:07.000 Okay, here.

00:34:09.000 There.

00:34:12.000 And then there's no CRT in schools.

00:34:14.000 It's all a lie.

00:34:16.000 Wait, what are you showing us?

00:34:17.000 Oh, yeah.

00:34:19.000 Yeah, you could have zoomed in a little bit on Mike when he was by the well.

00:34:22.000 Oh, no, he's gone too.

00:34:24.000 So now someone just took a picture of a well.

00:34:28.000 Why?

00:34:30.000 Does his sister have a shirt that said HIV? 0.95

00:34:33.000 That's good that she announces it.

00:34:37.000 Here is CRT in schools, and it's a black man and a white woman bitching about what it's like to walk down the street and be a second-class citizen and here, you don't belong here, boy. 0.86

00:34:48.000 It's not fair, blah, blah, blah.

00:34:52.000 Again, every time you hear these gripes, sub in someone who's abnormally tall, like 6'5.

00:34:59.000 Sub that in.

00:35:02.000 And it could be the same thing.

00:35:05.000 People ask me if I'm tall.

00:35:07.000 They want to know their height.

00:35:08.000 6'5, I say.

00:35:10.000 Inevitably, the next question is, do you play basketball?

00:35:16.000 I only had 25 cents, so I searched what to spend it on.

00:35:19.000 The cashier floated from aisle to aisle.

00:35:21.000 I spit some my hands.

00:35:23.000 That was the first time I realized skin color was a crime. 1.00

00:35:25.000 My body has become cause for right legislation.

00:35:28.000 Calls for ass snacks in a backup. 1.00

00:35:29.000 Sorry, I'm sorry.

00:35:30.000 I'm sorry.

00:35:31.000 Go back.

00:35:32.000 Is she talking about skin tone of band-aids?

00:35:35.000 What the fuck is she talking about?

00:35:36.000 Go back.

00:35:37.000 I'm sorry.

00:35:49.000 My body has become cause-fright legislation.

00:35:51.000 Cause for ass snacks in the back of a class. 1.00

00:35:53.000 My body has demanded everything except respect.

00:35:55.000 I've been asked, what makes you feel unsafe?

00:35:57.000 And I struggle not to yell.

00:35:59.000 Everything, the first thing I realized I was black was in this white cafeteria.

00:36:03.000 I gathered my legs under me, made rockets on my feet, and approached the girl. 0.98

00:36:06.000 She told me she was not into my type of guy.

00:36:09.000 I felt the words shoot daggers into my melanin.

00:36:12.000 I have never wanted to disappear so bad.

00:36:14.000 Did you hear that?

00:36:15.000 So she's talking about his suffering, and he's talking about hers.

00:36:21.000 When he's doing her voice, he feels unsafe.

00:36:24.000 Everything makes him feel unsafe.

00:36:25.000 Do you want to look up the data on attacks, assault, rape, if you include prison?

00:36:30.000 Sorry, we're the ones that are unsafe.

00:36:31.000 Especially black men, actually.

00:36:34.000 So he doesn't have to do her voice.

00:36:36.000 And then she's doing his voice.

00:36:38.000 And the first time he realized that racism is everywhere is when a little girl wasn't interested in making out with him.

00:36:45.000 The fuck?

00:36:46.000 I'm not into your type.

00:36:49.000 You don't know what she meant.

00:36:50.000 And she's a little kid.

00:36:51.000 Who fucking cares who wants to fuck you when you're five? 1.00

00:36:54.000 You know, when I was five, because I was black, no one wanted to fuck me.

00:37:03.000 Accept my name.

00:37:04.000 Little lady is not said to me equal. 0.51

00:37:05.000 But to make sure I remember my place, I passed between wanting to own my body and accepting there is a one and four chance.

00:37:11.000 A man will lay cling to my skin. 1.00

00:37:12.000 I'll plot no blame for the taking.

00:37:14.000 The last day I realized I was black was in an elevator in California.

00:37:17.000 To the white woman that told me she knows what it feels like to be black because she grew up poor.

00:37:21.000 I would tell you to think before.

00:37:27.000 Stop.

00:37:27.000 That's enough.

00:37:28.000 Remember how boring high school was?

00:37:30.000 You sit down, you look at the clock, and you're trying to not look for 15 minutes is the goal.

00:37:38.000 And you do, and it's only been five.

00:37:40.000 So then you're crushed.

00:37:41.000 Eventually, you start getting to the 20-minute zone, and you realize now I'm doing beat poetry.

00:37:47.000 And you realize if I can only make it to 30 minutes, I'm good to go.

00:37:52.000 And then 30 to 45 isn't as bad as 15 to 30.

00:37:56.000 30 to 45, there's some progress with your sentence.

00:37:59.000 You might even get off early with probation.

00:38:02.000 45.

00:38:04.000 40 to 45 minutes.

00:38:06.000 Smooth fucking sailing.

00:38:08.000 We're done here.

00:38:09.000 Because in five minutes, it's going to be 10-2.

00:38:11.000 And then last 10 minutes, you're gathering your books.

00:38:14.000 You're ready to rock.

00:38:15.000 So that was when high school wasn't woke.

00:38:18.000 Now, you have all that boringness of staring at the clock and you're watching this utter horseshit.

00:38:25.000 We should try that, though.

00:38:27.000 Having a handlebar mustache getting mustard in my top lip every time I take a bite of my hot dog.

00:38:34.000 Dude, I could talk about being a Trump supporter in the burbs and the local Karens waging war on my entire family and my children. 1.00

00:38:41.000 You want to hear some gripes?

00:38:43.000 Try being a conservative in 2021 in a remotely liberal area, city, town, job site.

00:38:50.000 But we should do a poetry thing like that.

00:38:52.000 We'll write it out.

00:38:53.000 Where you say my gripes, like the things that suck about my life, and I'll say the things that suck about yours.

00:38:58.000 Imagine going to your car To see chicken noodle soup drenched all over the back of your hood because a camera next door thinks you're a Nazi.

00:39:06.000 Imagine looking in the mirror and seeing that.

00:39:11.000 Okay.

00:39:11.000 Well, imagine looking in the mirror and seeing what did anomalies say.

00:39:16.000 You look like a barista.

00:39:18.000 Imagine looking in the mirror and seeing a five-foot-tall Mexican guy who's actually a Puerto Rican Japanese guy who's who makes shitty music and is retarded. 1.00

00:39:27.000 Five foot six and the music is actually pretty good.

00:39:30.000 Oops, I'm doing me.

00:39:34.000 Imagine making songs up and you never make up a pre-chorus or verse.

00:39:38.000 Oh, thank you for reminding me, sir.

00:39:41.000 You're welcome.

00:39:43.000 Imagine driving drunk on a motorcycle, jeopardizing your Asian friend's paycheck and livelihood.

00:39:50.000 That was a long time ago, way before you were maybe even born.

00:39:55.000 I wrote a song today.

00:39:58.000 The fighting, the bitching. 1.00

00:40:00.000 No, the bitching, the moaning, the talking to yourself, the duty, the Donnie, the Donna Da. 0.95

00:40:07.000 You bet.

00:40:07.000 Oh, luckily I recorded because I already forgot.

00:40:10.000 Your friends got to turn around and see all the things that you're doing to me.

00:40:16.000 Yeah.

00:40:17.000 The bitching, the moaning, the talking to yourself, the griping, the nagging.

00:40:23.000 This life's a living hell.

00:40:24.000 Your friends got to turn around and see all the shit that they're doing to me.

00:40:32.000 So it's sort of like Island Boy.

00:40:35.000 All I really have, I'm not that confident with that chorus where it's like, the talking.

00:40:41.000 But I am very confident about the end of the chorus, which is, your friends got to turn around and see all the things that they're doing to me.

00:40:49.000 Yeah.

00:40:50.000 It's Motown.

00:40:51.000 My whole thing.

00:40:52.000 And then, shut up. 1.00

00:40:54.000 Then the second time you do it, it's another octave up.

00:40:57.000 And it's like, yeah, friends got to turn around and see all the things that they're doing to me.

00:41:05.000 Doing to me.

00:41:07.000 And you could add that little part at the end.

00:41:09.000 It's a callback.

00:41:10.000 All right, fine.

00:41:11.000 Yes.

00:41:13.000 Ryan was pushing for that all day.

00:41:15.000 I didn't want him to ruin my song with his shitmidas touch.

00:41:19.000 My whole thing was I was afraid that this song would not go have a part behind.

00:41:24.000 I don't write songs.

00:41:25.000 I write hooks.

00:41:26.000 Now I give that to the Wallace Sound guy with the funny hair.

00:41:30.000 He's dead or murdered.

00:41:32.000 I give it to his son then.

00:41:33.000 Phil Spectre.

00:41:34.000 Phil Spectre's son, Jimmy.

00:41:37.000 Love on the Spectre.

00:41:38.000 And they can do it.

00:41:39.000 What is this package we got in the mail today?

00:41:41.000 What is this?

00:41:42.000 Don't show the address.

00:41:43.000 Oh, you did.

00:41:44.000 Okay, I'll clear that out.

00:41:45.000 Yeah, friends got to turn around.

00:41:48.000 And see?

00:41:49.000 Like, why did that?

00:41:50.000 Anyway.

00:41:51.000 All right, let's jump over to Rittenhouse now.

00:41:54.000 Yeah, friends got to turn around.

00:41:59.000 Because we still don't have an answer.

00:42:02.000 You're right.

00:42:03.000 You and I have a bet, right?

00:42:05.000 Correct.

00:42:05.000 If it's nothing, I wipe out your $400 late fees.

00:42:09.000 If it's something, you have a big, tall, refreshing glass of whiskey before the live show.

00:42:16.000 Half a pint.

00:42:17.000 Whoa.

00:42:19.000 I don't.

00:42:20.000 I said half a glass.

00:42:22.000 When I'm saying a glass, I'm not talking about a shot glass.

00:42:25.000 You mean a half of a glass?

00:42:27.000 A pint glass.

00:42:28.000 Oh, my God.

00:42:30.000 What did you think it was going to be?

00:42:31.000 Like a half of a Rock's glass or a Collins glass.

00:42:34.000 That's not that different.

00:42:36.000 Maybe it is.

00:42:36.000 It's a big difference.

00:42:39.000 What did Maddie say last night?

00:42:41.000 12 years?

00:42:43.000 Yeah, he thought maybe it gets 12 to 20.

00:42:46.000 I would go on the lamb.

00:42:47.000 I don't think you can, unless you get a suspended sentence.

00:42:52.000 Well, a suspended sentence, I would just be a very good boy.

00:42:56.000 All right.

00:42:56.000 I saw a cool pick.

00:42:57.000 I tried to make this my phone screensaver, but it's got bad dimensions.

00:43:01.000 At some point, you'll have to stop running and take a stand, either you, your children, or your grandchildren, better you than them.

00:43:05.000 Oh, I mentioned this on Anthony's show.

00:43:09.000 Just on the off chance you haven't seen this, Gage at the beginning of this whole trial on some shitty fucking chair.

00:43:17.000 You know what I heard recently that everyone he shot was Jewish?

00:43:20.000 Huh?

00:43:21.000 Gage is German, I think, but could be a German Jew.

00:43:26.000 There he is.

00:43:38.000 I like how he gains his composure and then he goes back for another one because he just sees the top of his head.

00:43:45.000 He hasn't recovered yet.

00:43:47.000 How long does it take to recover from a broken chair?

00:43:49.000 Just down again.

00:43:50.000 Are you caught under something?

00:43:54.000 You need the jaws of life to pry you out?

00:43:56.000 So the...

00:43:57.000 I hate that people can't laugh.

00:44:02.000 Still going.

00:44:04.000 Did you knock yourself unconscious?

00:44:14.000 See, they didn't want to laugh because then it looks, it could come up late in the court.

00:44:17.000 Weren't you laughing at the...

00:44:18.000 Yeah, did they do that on purpose?

00:44:19.000 Because, like, who falls that way?

00:44:23.000 This woman was freaking me out. 1.00

00:44:24.000 So she's outside the courthouse right now being the wiggeriest wigger that has ever wigged a wig. 1.00

00:44:31.000 Like, and she's from Arizona, I believe.

00:44:33.000 Or Arkansas?

00:44:34.000 Yeah, Arkansas.

00:44:36.000 Look at the way she talks.

00:44:37.000 It's disturbing.

00:45:00.000 Period.

00:45:00.000 Ain't no in-between with this shit.

00:45:03.000 Ain't no in-between with this shit.

00:45:04.000 Ain't no in-between with this shit.

00:45:06.000 Her only reference of black people is Cat Williams?

00:45:10.000 Y'all ever fuckers ever turn around and do Black Lives Matter?

00:45:13.000 I don't think so.

00:45:14.000 Biggers need to stop borrowing money. 1.00

00:45:16.000 Motherfuckers never pay a nigga back, never. 1.00

00:45:23.000 Did you ever see a nigga pay a motherfucker back once in your life? 1.00

00:45:26.000 Bitch, you up there with a motherfucking megaphone and a bunch Of bullshit, don't go telling me you got shit to say with your Black Lives Matter. 1.00

00:45:34.000 Bitch, get my money and get the fuck out of here. 1.00

00:45:37.000 Motherfucker needs to go now. 1.00

00:45:41.000 You out here talking about playing pale and neck and lady to trial, baby.

00:45:45.000 Bring that bitch. 1.00

00:45:46.000 Yeah, bring that bitch to my neck in the motherfucking woods. 1.00

00:45:49.000 Little rock.

00:45:51.000 Bring that motherfucking peckerwood to Little Rock, holy, and see what happens. 1.00

00:45:55.000 Bring that bitch to the neck. 1.00

00:45:57.000 You can get me to people.

00:45:59.000 Did you see that?

00:46:00.000 You bring you your Peckerwoods, which is what they call white dudes in prison.

00:46:04.000 Bring your Peckerwoods to Little Rock. 0.99

00:46:06.000 You see what happens.

00:46:08.000 I'll latch you up.

00:46:09.000 She's doing the holding up your pants thing, but she has skin-tight pants on. 1.00

00:46:14.000 Ain't no holding that up.

00:46:16.000 They've been hold up.

00:46:18.000 Where's your dad?

00:46:19.000 Black guys hold their pants up like because it's a bigger thing. 1.00

00:46:21.000 Did she make that jacket?

00:46:23.000 Or do you buy those?

00:46:24.000 It looks made.

00:46:26.000 Yeah, I think it's with the sticks.

00:46:27.000 I think I just saw someone else with one in red.

00:46:30.000 Overall.

00:46:31.000 Period.

00:46:33.000 And then I realized, I didn't know this, but there's a massive wiggery scene in Arkansas. 0.95

00:46:38.000 Oh, look what Cat Williams did to my do. 1.00

00:46:41.000 Yeah.

00:46:47.000 I gotta find me motherfuckers all.

00:46:52.000 Damn, I hit a slide from my way, this motherfucker. 0.99

00:46:55.000 You couldn't do it.

00:46:56.000 That ain't no bullshit.

00:46:57.000 That ain't no bullshit.

00:46:59.000 We got into it because we found unity in ourselves.

00:47:03.000 And it came through the gang.

00:47:04.000 Gang's the only one that taught us love.

00:47:06.000 I mean, our family didn't teach us love shit like that.

00:47:09.000 And so we found love and we found unity in the gang.

00:47:11.000 So we stuck with that.

00:47:12.000 That's our family.

00:47:13.000 This is my family here.

00:47:15.000 Used to be my homie.

00:47:16.000 Used to be my ace.

00:47:17.000 Now I want to slap the taste back.

00:47:19.000 How quiet do they get when a black guy comes up? 1.00

00:47:21.000 He's like, hey, what y'all doing?

00:47:22.000 Lots of niggas fucking in. 1.00

00:47:23.000 Lots of naz.

00:47:26.000 He started singing your song.

00:47:27.000 He didn't turn around.

00:47:30.000 Lots of niggas fucking. 1.00

00:47:30.000 Lots of niggas got to know it. 1.00

00:47:32.000 My friends got to turn around.

00:47:34.000 Fancy.

00:47:35.000 What the hell that they're doing to me?

00:47:39.000 Yo, what was you singing before that, though?

00:47:41.000 Ain't no thing with a chicken wing.

00:47:42.000 It was the first part.

00:47:45.000 Isn't it weird how the only black person there is totally covered up with a super disguise? 1.00

00:47:49.000 Right.

00:47:49.000 He's trying to pretend he's white.

00:47:51.000 Otherwise, he'd be like, hey, wait, he never seen you with your mask off.

00:47:53.000 Yo, man, you are sunburnt.

00:47:58.000 This winner.

00:47:59.000 I went on a field trip.

00:48:01.000 Okay, last one.

00:48:02.000 This is the African-American reaction to Rittenhouse and what's going down.

00:48:07.000 He thinks I'm going to kill him.

00:48:08.000 The odds are approximately 100% that if you're killed, it'll be by a black dude. 1.00

00:48:12.000 But yeah, be wary of me.

00:48:25.000 Arbitrary figure in the sky you believe in, whatever, that Kyle Rittenhouse goes to jail.

00:48:30.000 Think about it.

00:48:31.000 When you listen to a lot of like the shit that the right says on like forums, message boards, behind closed doors, it is very clear that they have like murder fantasies and that they have.

00:48:43.000 You're talking about 13-year-olds, by the way, sir.

00:48:46.000 If you get your worldview from comments on the internet, you realize that you're talking to 12-year-olds, right?

00:48:54.000 If they say, I want to kill a nigga, it's a 13-year-old white kid like we just saw. 1.00

00:48:59.000 It's not a guy going, I want to kill a Negro. 1.00

00:49:01.000 I'm going to be there on Thursday.

00:49:03.000 We need to get the militia together so we can go hunt them. 0.99

00:49:06.000 How can you not tell the difference between those two things?

00:49:10.000 In which a left-wing person will give them the means or the excuse to kill them.

00:49:17.000 I could have seen the video that circled around of the guy asking Charlie Kirk, when do we get to kill people when we get to use the guns?

00:49:22.000 Like, Kyle Rittenhouse is going to inspire a shit ton of conservatives and just general white supremacists to open fire on peaceful protesters and just kill people of color because of white genocide.

00:49:33.000 Like, I'm legit scared, y'all.

00:49:35.000 I'm legit scared.

00:49:36.000 He's whiter than her. 0.86

00:49:37.000 Yeah, I'm legit scared.

00:49:39.000 I am legit scared, actually.

00:49:40.000 I'm legit scared, y'all.

00:49:42.000 This is the impression of a white guy that Cat Williams does, so that's interesting.

00:49:47.000 Boy, Cat Williams has really influenced the written house activist community.

00:49:51.000 Okay, just to change totally different direction, a baby monster set in this thing.

00:49:57.000 Do I take this?

00:49:58.000 Oh, no, I have the mic for the green screen.

00:50:00.000 Baby Monster sent in my least favorite person in the world, common, analyzing KRS-1 lyrics.

00:50:06.000 And I only saw a bit of it, and I thought, this needs to be a green screen.

00:50:09.000 We need to analyze their pathetic analysis.

00:50:14.000 Yep, we do need to.

00:50:16.000 Are you okay?

00:50:16.000 What's going on?

00:50:17.000 We're good.

00:50:18.000 I had a stutter.

00:50:19.000 You didn't know where the green screen was in the notes.

00:50:21.000 That's correct.

00:50:22.000 Okay, we're doing it live.

00:50:24.000 Fuck it.

00:50:24.000 We'll do it live.

00:50:25.000 I'm walking over to the green screen now, Ryan.

00:50:27.000 Are you ready?

00:50:28.000 You got the song and everything?

00:50:30.000 The song will be.

00:50:33.000 So you didn't have it ready?

00:50:34.000 It will be.

00:50:35.000 What did they say?

00:50:36.000 Playing, I said?

00:50:36.000 Yes.

00:50:37.000 The word playing.

00:50:38.000 Good.

00:50:57.000 Cute song.

00:50:59.000 I bet those girls are cute too. 1.00

00:51:02.000 Richard Breyer.

00:51:04.000 He went to Africa, and that was, he said, I'm not going to use the N-word anymore.

00:51:08.000 Because it hurts people.

00:51:11.000 Okay.

00:51:12.000 Whatever.

00:51:15.000 I wonder if it was the cocaine that ultimately fucked him.

00:51:17.000 What are you doing, Ryan?

00:51:19.000 Okay.

00:51:20.000 So this is KRS-1.

00:51:21.000 Interesting guy.

00:51:22.000 He has one of my favorite quotes.

00:51:23.000 He said, the ones screaming, keep it real the loudest are the ones the most full of shit.

00:51:28.000 Very true.

00:51:29.000 He was also behind the stop the violence movement of the late 90s, where he had all the top rappers.

00:51:36.000 This is back in Queen Latifah days where people were into Africa and they had African stuff around their neck and stuff. 0.82

00:51:41.000 They don't seem that impressed with Africa these days.

00:51:43.000 Maybe the news showed them that they fuck babies to cure AIDS and chop up albinos because their blood's magic and smash in the heads of bald people because they think they have gold in their heads.

00:51:53.000 So I think that lost, the information age lost of Africa a lot of allure. 1.00

00:51:58.000 But anyway, he was still like, even Chuck D, who blew up my head as a watermelon, melon, the singer from Public Enemy, he won't shut up about how oppressed he is, and it was the white man.

00:52:10.000 He even said Flava Flav's ridiculous sitcom career was actually the white man making Flava Flav into a Sambo character on sitcoms so Public Enemy would look bad and no one would listen to their lyrics anymore.

00:52:24.000 He believed it was all this big white Machiavellian scheme.

00:52:27.000 So even a pussy like Chuck D back in these days was like, we got to check ourselves before we wreck ourselves. 0.97

00:52:35.000 And you're like, wow, that sounds so unusual in this day and age to hear culpability from the black community.

00:52:41.000 But, you know, where there's smoke, there's fire.

00:52:43.000 Karas1 is a free market philosopher and he went, I know who's killing blacks. 1.00

00:52:48.000 It's blacks. 1.00

00:52:49.000 Let's address this.

00:52:50.000 That, of course, is gone now.

00:52:52.000 Not done anymore.

00:52:54.000 They prefer just to blame you and me.

00:52:58.000 But anyway, so this is KRS1, a very talented rap guy.

00:53:02.000 And Common, an absolute boob, whose entire brand is I'm a genius.

00:53:08.000 Okay.

00:53:10.000 Let me see.

00:53:10.000 Imagine Common and Christopher Hitchens having a debate.

00:53:13.000 I mean, it already happened with Eddie Gloud.

00:53:16.000 Okay, sorry.

00:53:16.000 So let's start the video.

00:53:18.000 This is not the first time I came to the planet.

00:53:22.000 But every time I come, only a few can understand it.

00:53:25.000 I came as ISIS.

00:53:27.000 My words, they tried to ban it.

00:53:29.000 I came as Moses.

00:53:30.000 They couldn't follow my commandments.

00:53:32.000 Okay, stop.

00:53:33.000 I came as Sa.

00:53:34.000 So this is a very simple concept.

00:53:36.000 He's saying he is like Jesus, but the character is clearly goodness and truth.

00:53:42.000 And God has sent us messages many times, and we tend to ignore them.

00:53:46.000 We don't listen.

00:53:47.000 Although a lot of fucking people listen to Jesus.

00:53:49.000 That was a smash hit, I would say, as far as listening goes.

00:53:53.000 Moses, too.

00:53:54.000 I mean, didn't he invent Judaism? 0.85

00:53:57.000 That's a lot of successful guys there.

00:54:01.000 In fact, Jesus was, what, 2,000 years ago, and we're still talking about him on a daily basis.

00:54:07.000 So that was a smash hit, dude.

00:54:08.000 Anyway, you get the concept, though, right?

00:54:10.000 He's going through history, being different stalwarts, different messiahs, and he's saying man hasn't learned as much as he could from these great people.

00:54:20.000 Good structure for a poem, for a rap.

00:54:22.000 You get a B plus.

00:54:23.000 Good work.

00:54:31.000 I came as Harriet Tubman.

00:54:33.000 I put the truth to Sojourna.

00:54:35.000 Other topics.

00:54:36.000 I came as Harriet Tubman.

00:54:38.000 I put the truth to Sojourna.

00:54:39.000 I had to look this up, but apparently, Sojourna Truth, or Truth Sojona, no.

00:54:44.000 I don't know.

00:54:44.000 Sojona Truth, I think, was another abolitionist who helped Harriet Tubman with the Underground Railroad, helped sneak slaves out.

00:54:52.000 She was a very prominent abolitionist. 0.74

00:54:54.000 She was an ally of Harriet Tubman.

00:54:56.000 So what do you mean you took the truth to Sojourna?

00:54:59.000 That makes no sense.

00:55:00.000 That's like I helped Ryan float down the Rivera.

00:55:05.000 You didn't bring the truth to Sojourna.

00:55:07.000 So now you're just cramming words together with no actual point.

00:55:11.000 If Sojourna Truth was her adversary and she won a court case against her, well, now your line makes sense, but that's not what it is at all.

00:55:19.000 So shitty line.

00:55:21.000 To come as Nat Turner.

00:55:23.000 They tried to burn me, lynch me, and starve me.

00:55:27.000 So I had to come back as Marcus Garvey, Bob Marley.

00:55:31.000 They tried to harm me.

00:55:32.000 I used to be Malcolm X. Now I'm on the planet as the one called KRS.

00:55:38.000 Wow, you really went down a notch.

00:55:41.000 You're at your least impressive dude.

00:55:44.000 I was the guy who did the bridge.

00:55:45.000 I was Jesus Moses.

00:55:47.000 Now he was homeless for most of his life.

00:55:49.000 Now I'm a homeless rapper with the biggest nose in America.

00:55:54.000 Do not let that guy do any of your Coke.

00:55:56.000 It will vanish.

00:55:57.000 Now I look like a well-rested Tirana Burke.

00:56:01.000 You're like, you hand him the straw to do Coke.

00:56:03.000 Do you want to do any?

00:56:04.000 He's like, nah, I usually use a pylon.

00:56:07.000 Have you got any traffic cones here?

00:56:10.000 Fuck, dude.

00:56:11.000 That was three eight balls. 0.91

00:56:18.000 Okay, now we analyze.

00:56:20.000 This is not the first time I came to the planet.

00:56:23.000 But every time I call, only a few people.

00:56:25.000 He took it, man.

00:56:26.000 Don't nobody do this.

00:56:28.000 Don't nobody do this.

00:56:31.000 So we're not getting a lot of solid critique from these guys quite yet.

00:56:36.000 Like this, man.

00:56:37.000 I came as Moses.

00:56:39.000 KRS gets to your mind with that mental stuff, but he be styling with it.

00:56:45.000 Did you catch that?

00:56:45.000 Yeah, he gets to stop.

00:56:47.000 This is common the genius.

00:56:49.000 So he says that he does all that mental stuff.

00:56:53.000 What?

00:56:53.000 But then he be styling.

00:56:55.000 But then he also be styling.

00:56:56.000 So you get all this heavy information, but he also has great style.

00:57:00.000 Mental stuff.

00:57:03.000 Press get to your mind with that mental stuff, but he be styling with it.

00:57:07.000 Let me sit over here and say like Marcus Garvey, Bob Marley.

00:57:13.000 Yeah?

00:57:13.000 They tried to harm me.

00:57:14.000 I just like he make you think, dang, like, I am like Moses.

00:57:21.000 I am like Isis.

00:57:22.000 I'm all these people like connected with that.

00:57:26.000 But he's speaking some spirituality and knowledge and you want to hear it.

00:57:30.000 Wait, stop.

00:57:31.000 He's talking to the spirituality and the knowledge and you want to hear it.

00:57:36.000 Like I liked his point at the beginning where he says we have a kinship with all these different leaders throughout history.

00:57:43.000 Yes, gotcha.

00:57:44.000 Now where are you going with it?

00:57:45.000 It's just mental stuff, man.

00:57:47.000 And then you hear it and you like it.

00:57:49.000 What?

00:57:50.000 Did Karis one hold them hostage and he's holding a gun?

00:57:53.000 He gets better.

00:57:54.000 Wait till you see who makes a cameo.

00:57:56.000 Now that's another thing.

00:57:57.000 Look, you can look at Chris when he says this Nat Turner and it's like, hey, man, at times I was coming, you know, in peace and I was being, you know, this for, you know, as far as nailed to the cross.

00:58:12.000 But then there's on this part where he say he come back as Nat Turner.

00:58:15.000 But the look he give is like, if you know the story of the history of Nat Turner, you know when Nat Turner came, he was kicking up dust.

00:58:22.000 And then I like the way he looked like, yeah, you know what the fuck I mean by coming back as Nat Turner.

00:58:28.000 So Nat Turner led a slave rebellion That was, I guess, more successful than Harry Tubman's. 0.89

00:58:33.000 I have to translate for you.

00:58:34.000 So, Harry Tubman did a pretty good job, but you needed someone hardcore like Nat Turner.

00:58:39.000 Okay.

00:58:41.000 We got that, by the way.

00:58:42.000 You're just explaining what KRS1 explained to us.

00:58:46.000 Where's your new fucking song?

00:58:48.000 I mean, your new angle.

00:58:51.000 What if I said all the time?

00:58:53.000 What the fuck is this?

00:58:56.000 You have KRS-1 on screen.

00:58:59.000 We analyze his lyrics, do a terrible job, and then when a guy makes a Nat Turner point, who makes a cameo?

00:59:06.000 KRS-1.

00:59:07.000 Here to critique his own video, his own song, and talk about how great he is.

00:59:12.000 The fuck is this shit?

00:59:14.000 Come as Nat Turner.

00:59:18.000 That's a different signal that I sent.

00:59:21.000 But other times I had to come as Nat Turner.

00:59:26.000 You know.

00:59:27.000 That's it right there.

00:59:28.000 Like, come on, man.

00:59:29.000 Can't beat that type of stuff.

00:59:31.000 When you're styling like that, and...

00:59:34.000 That's it right there.

00:59:36.000 That's, come on, man.

00:59:37.000 You can't beat that kind of stuff.

00:59:38.000 He's Biden.

00:59:40.000 We can make common shirts.

00:59:42.000 And saying something.

00:59:44.000 That was KRS.

00:59:45.000 That type of stuff.

00:59:46.000 When you styling like that and saying something.

00:59:49.000 That was KRS right there.

00:59:50.000 That was hip-hop.

00:59:52.000 The object of MCN doesn't just come from the mouth.

00:59:55.000 My hat is talking.

00:59:58.000 My hair is talking or communicating.

01:00:01.000 My hands are big communicators.

01:00:05.000 I can say one word and do a certain hand gesture and you like, yo, what was that?

01:00:15.000 I am stupider for having seen that.

01:00:18.000 Nothing they said was of any consequence.

01:00:21.000 The words they put together were a big pile of alphabet soup.

01:00:25.000 They took actually what was a good little rap and just eviscerated to shit until I never want to ever hear anything from any of those people ever again.

01:00:34.000 Especially common.

01:00:51.000 All right, I think it's time to jump over to the mailbag.

01:00:56.000 What do you think?

01:00:57.000 Agreed.

01:00:58.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.

01:01:03.000 Let's turn this right to get.

01:01:09.000 Let me touch it.

01:01:12.000 Touch it.

01:01:12.000 Right when he says that, my computer says touch ID.

01:01:16.000 Isn't that fun?

01:01:18.000 Let me touch the computer so it unlocks.

01:01:22.000 Like Nat Turn.

01:01:24.000 This is from Zach.

01:01:26.000 Sure, you've seen clips of the Tim cast with all those stars.

01:01:31.000 I was just thinking this kind of neutral playing ground would be a good way to circumvent Joe's Spotify restrictions concerning Gavin's appearances.

01:01:37.000 Do you think you could work your way into something like that through your relationship with Alex?

01:01:41.000 Do what?

01:01:42.000 Meet Joe Rogan in an RV?

01:01:46.000 I think it's really important to get Joe in on these conversations because it exposes normies to the truth.

01:01:50.000 Everything he does becomes a meme, including this Timcast.

01:01:52.000 I see it as a great loophole to gain ground in the culture wars.

01:01:56.000 Shut up, child.

01:01:58.000 You're fucking tips.

01:01:59.000 Zach's got some tips.

01:02:01.000 He's sitting at home with his laptop on his stomach and a pillow behind his head listening to pavement.

01:02:09.000 And he's coming up with great ideas on how me and Joe Rogan can red pill the normies.

01:02:17.000 Like, where do you get off?

01:02:19.000 Where do you get the gall to come up with this?

01:02:21.000 I think you should get together with a lot of other conservatives, new right types, and do a song like Sun City, you know, with Bruce Brinks and maybe get some musicians in it like Ariel Pink and do like a song for charity called Don't They Know It's America.

01:02:39.000 Thanks.

01:02:40.000 By the way, I didn't have time to watch that whole thing.

01:02:42.000 Did you watch it?

01:02:43.000 Did we talk about it already?

01:02:45.000 I watched most of it.

01:02:46.000 Yeah, we did talk about it, but we didn't get too deep into it.

01:02:49.000 Do you have any highlights?

01:02:50.000 He leaves after like an hour.

01:02:51.000 No, the big funny thing is that Alex keeps like kind of interrupting, and then they're all just, they're all like, like, Alex.

01:02:59.000 And he's like, all right, no, no, go ahead, go ahead.

01:03:01.000 And then he's like leading Joe into things.

01:03:03.000 He's like, Joe, Joe, tell him about the, because you're leaving soon.

01:03:06.000 Why don't you tell him about the blah, blah, blah.

01:03:08.000 He's like, I just told him, man.

01:03:09.000 It's all right.

01:03:10.000 It's all right.

01:03:11.000 He's just amped.

01:03:12.000 Did Joe Rogan talk like this?

01:03:14.000 And have black nail polish?

01:03:17.000 And hunched over?

01:03:19.000 I could escort him.

01:03:20.000 Eating out of one of his signature bags of nuts that he always has.

01:03:25.000 Here's Iver Mecton.

01:03:28.000 And here's...

01:03:30.000 I'm Joe Rogan.

01:03:32.000 Here's a horse dewormer.

01:03:34.000 Dunk.

01:03:36.000 Play a clip if there's a funny one.

01:03:38.000 Of the Tim Cast.

01:03:40.000 Now, it's really hard to get like a clippity clip.

01:03:44.000 Fuck chatting.

01:03:45.000 Here's the key.

01:03:46.000 If I was Tim and I was lucky enough to get all those guests in one room, shut up.

01:03:50.000 He did.

01:03:51.000 Alex Jones, Drew Hernandez.

01:03:53.000 I heard, I saw one very brief clip where Joe Rogan was talking about how the COVID thing has become a cult and no one can disparage anyone in the cult or anything that the cult supports or they're canceled.

01:04:06.000 And then the long-haired dude, who I don't know, the kind of curly-haired guy, he goes.

01:04:10.000 Ian.

01:04:10.000 He goes, sounds like religion.

01:04:13.000 Dude.

01:04:13.000 Dude, can you just go outside?

01:04:18.000 That's a funny moment where he's like, oh, man, Joe, you know, we should do ayahuasca together.

01:04:24.000 He's like, dude, I'm not doing fucking shit with you, man.

01:04:26.000 I don't know who the fuck you are.

01:04:28.000 Wait, Ian suggested?

01:04:30.000 Yeah.

01:04:30.000 He's like, oh, oh, man, we should do ayahuasca together for sure.

01:04:34.000 Because they're talking about like DMT.

01:04:36.000 That's like meeting Gene Simmons and going, hey, man, thanks for coming by the show.

01:04:38.000 If you ever want to go camping, my family and I would love to have you there.

01:04:43.000 You could bring your base.

01:04:44.000 I'm not going fucking camping with you.

01:04:46.000 I don't fucking know you, dude.

01:04:49.000 So that was very funny.

01:04:50.000 And then also, this is a highlight.

01:04:52.000 They show this graphic and you are now here.

01:05:02.000 True, scary show.

01:05:05.000 I haven't done his show in a long time.

01:05:06.000 I hope we're still pals.

01:05:09.000 Watched heightened tensions on Poland-Belarus border as migrants attempt to force down border offense.

01:05:16.000 Didn't we already watch this?

01:05:17.000 This better be good.

01:05:18.000 Better not be the thing we already watched.

01:05:21.000 Okay, it's more of the same thing.

01:05:24.000 Shoot them all.

01:05:33.000 What is that?

01:05:34.000 Click the playroom, please.

01:05:41.000 It's the greatest drop in all the world.

01:05:46.000 I thought I was going to use it for war on kids. 0.91

01:05:50.000 This seems more appropriate.

01:05:51.000 Wow.

01:05:52.000 Bolt cutters.

01:05:54.000 Like, blast them.

01:05:55.000 Why aren't they being blasted?

01:05:57.000 Where's the wata canens? 1.00

01:06:01.000 Look, that guy's got tough eyes.

01:06:02.000 There are certain people that bear spraying does not work on them.

01:06:06.000 Wow.

01:06:07.000 You spray it right in their face, and they're like, thanks.

01:06:13.000 I mean, all you got to do is just pop two or three.

01:06:21.000 There seem to be soldiers on the same side as them.

01:06:23.000 Looks like it.

01:06:24.000 Literally.

01:06:28.000 95%.

01:06:31.000 You've done the blowjob thing before.

01:06:33.000 Thank you for updating us.

01:06:36.000 Is this Joey Diaz?

01:06:37.000 Am I high or is this Joey Diaz?

01:06:40.000 That is absolutely Joey Diaz.

01:06:42.000 He has never been seen in the same room as Anna Farragila, the assistant prosecutor of Cuyahoga County.

01:06:50.000 Oh, fuck.

01:06:50.000 My brother sent me this picture the other day.

01:06:52.000 He's like, I'm so glad I got out of Toronto.

01:06:55.000 The dating scene there is fucking grim.

01:06:59.000 But.

01:07:01.000 Wait.

01:07:03.000 When you're out there and you're prosecuting, you gotta prosecute things like murder and death.

01:07:08.000 Cock sucker.

01:07:15.000 Sorry, this isn't very good.

01:07:17.000 Fuck, I'll find another time.

01:07:18.000 It's just like, I'm a First Nations Indigenous person and I deal with stress control.

01:07:23.000 And I'm wondering if there's anyone out there who's 40 and younger and doesn't have kids and has his job, has long hair and is an artist.

01:07:33.000 Maybe he emailed it to me, actually.

01:07:35.000 Hold on, now I have to see it.

01:07:37.000 Well, we're waiting.

01:07:40.000 It's women's confidence. 1.00

01:07:42.000 It's out of control.

01:07:43.000 Women are so confident now that they're doing shit like saying, oh my God, I am so much hotter than Kyle Rittenhouse's mom. 1.00

01:07:52.000 Or they're going on dating sites thinking there's a hope in hell that they're going to get anyone.

01:07:58.000 A fucking woman boss. 1.00

01:08:01.000 Fuck, now I have to find it.

01:08:02.000 And I can't.

01:08:03.000 I cannot.

01:08:04.000 Never happened in the States.

01:08:06.000 Never happened in the States.

01:08:08.000 Never happened in the States.

01:08:09.000 Never.

01:08:10.000 Oh, I lost it.

01:08:11.000 Whoa.

01:08:11.000 Never happened in the States.

01:08:14.000 Interesting.

01:08:16.000 Oh, shit.

01:08:20.000 Okay, sorry.

01:08:20.000 We'll stop.

01:08:24.000 Well, in the meantime.

01:08:25.000 I checked everything.

01:08:27.000 Right?

01:08:27.000 There's a new season of my show, Target King.

01:08:30.000 It's out right now.

01:08:32.000 New season?

01:08:33.000 You're in jail.

01:08:34.000 Yeah, that's a new season.

01:08:35.000 There's footage of me talking to people outside of the jail.

01:08:38.000 Wait, now you're Scottish?

01:08:40.000 And there's fucking Carol Beskins. 1.00

01:08:43.000 She's running around.

01:08:44.000 And there's a team of Target King.

01:08:46.000 Why do you keep drifting into Michael Kane?

01:08:49.000 I like his movies.

01:08:52.000 It does sound like Michael Kane.

01:08:56.000 Tiger Kane.

01:09:00.000 Yeah.

01:09:03.000 Okay, I sent it to you.

01:09:04.000 I finally found it.

01:09:05.000 Her name is Kathy Song Dae Kwei.

01:09:09.000 I'm a single indigenous mother of three awesome autistic boys.

01:09:13.000 Not interested.

01:09:15.000 Community herbalist, people's advocate, and street medic.

01:09:17.000 This is empty message.

01:09:19.000 F ⁇ me.

01:09:20.000 Really?

01:09:20.000 Yeah.

01:09:21.000 Forward.

01:09:29.000 Save two images.

01:09:30.000 This is not a very exciting television, folks.

01:09:33.000 I apologize, but I promise it'll be worth it.

01:09:36.000 We get to do this again.

01:09:38.000 Well, we're waiting.

01:09:44.000 That's exactly how I feel.

01:09:47.000 I feel like Rodney Dangerfield.

01:09:51.000 Anyway, in Tiger King, they actually give credit to show clips of Jim and Sam because that's the way that Donald Trump learned about my presidential pardon.

01:10:02.000 I asked him to, you know, pardon me.

01:10:04.000 And Jim and Sam brought it up to Donald Trump Jr.

01:10:09.000 Oh, so Jim and Sam are in the show.

01:10:10.000 They're in it, yeah.

01:10:11.000 And so is, I do sound like Market Kind.

01:10:15.000 So is OJ.

01:10:18.000 He says, in my opinion, Don, her missing husband, he's Shashimi right now. 0.99

01:10:26.000 Target Shashimi. 0.98

01:10:29.000 Okay.

01:10:29.000 OJ, if anyone knows about murdering your spouse, it's OJ.

01:10:33.000 Right.

01:10:34.000 I don't give, like, you know what his charges were?

01:10:35.000 It's like killing tigers?

01:10:36.000 I don't fucking care.

01:10:38.000 Nobody cares.

01:10:38.000 I had a big steak last night.

01:10:40.000 I never killed tigers.

01:10:41.000 So you raised tigers from babies, and then when they got too big, you took them out back and shot them.

01:10:45.000 If they got sick.

01:10:47.000 Go nuts.

01:10:48.000 One time, a nail was growing outside of the ankle, and it was really painful, so we had to put him down.

01:10:55.000 Now you're Australian?

01:10:56.000 Put him down.

01:10:57.000 That's enough.

01:10:57.000 I don't like this Tiger King.

01:11:00.000 I am in school full-time for clinical herbalism, and I'm looking to fall in love with myself.

01:11:06.000 This is not a joke.

01:11:08.000 Kathy, you sound great.

01:11:10.000 If you ever want a platonic friend, I'm a mom of two autistic boys.

01:11:13.000 I'm working on becoming a wellness coach, and I am an aesthetician.

01:11:17.000 I love helping folks with self-care and wellness, especially those with limited support.

01:11:22.000 So she's out there looking for a man to love, and she's getting more women. 1.00

01:11:26.000 Kathy responds, coolio.

01:11:29.000 I used to be an Aesthetician.

01:11:31.000 Did you find it yet?

01:11:32.000 Fuckhead? 0.99

01:11:33.000 No, it's empty.

01:11:34.000 No, I sent it again.

01:11:36.000 I think Idiot.

01:11:38.000 I used to be an aesthetician right now.

01:11:40.000 What pays the bills is I am a grief supporter for the frontline harm reduction workers.

01:11:46.000 What the patrol work is funded mostly out of pocket and very grassroots-based, but after I graduate, I'm hoping to make that more my full-time gig again.

01:12:00.000 Garbage.

01:12:01.000 Human garbage.

01:12:02.000 And this is in Parkdale.

01:12:04.000 Is there a Parkdale dating thread?

01:12:05.000 I'm not liking what's popping up on Tinder, to be honest.

01:12:08.000 I guess I'll start.

01:12:09.000 This is a woman. 0.86

01:12:10.000 I just turned 40.

01:12:12.000 Socialist, possibly communist.

01:12:14.000 Single, no kids, currently on social assistant, and recently stayed at CAMH.

01:12:18.000 My dog died almost a year ago, and I still talk about it 24-7.

01:12:21.000 Looking for a good-looking guy with long hair who plays music, but has a stable, well-paying job.

01:12:26.000 Who wants in?

01:12:27.000 No Zionists, please. 1.00

01:12:29.000 Prefer 42 or younger, ideally. 0.97

01:12:33.000 What a nightmare it must be to date in Toronto.

01:12:37.000 Yuck.

01:12:40.000 All right, sorry.

01:12:41.000 That was a lot better in my head.

01:12:46.000 Next letter is over here.

01:12:51.000 You ready, Ryan?

01:12:52.000 Yay.

01:12:54.000 Compound censored, can you guys make Wednesday's episode of Compound Censored available for download?

01:12:58.000 Do we not do that?

01:12:59.000 It is now.

01:13:00.000 It is now.

01:13:02.000 Ryan Katsu Rivera's net worth.

01:13:05.000 So you click on that.

01:13:06.000 It's got a nice picture of you at my desk.

01:13:08.000 Oh, yeah, I remember this.

01:13:09.000 And your net worth is $11,000.

01:13:14.000 Negative.

01:13:15.000 Oh, negative, right?

01:13:16.000 That's negative.

01:13:17.000 Wait, did someone make this as a joke?

01:13:19.000 That's correct.

01:13:21.000 Huh.

01:13:22.000 That's funny.

01:13:24.000 Have you seen this before?

01:13:25.000 Yes.

01:13:26.000 It's very funny.

01:13:27.000 Ryan catch Rivera, blah, blah, blah.

01:13:29.000 Rivera is currently working as a producer while also chiming in sometimes with funny remarks that most of the times bomb, but sometimes is sort of funny-ish.

01:13:36.000 His trademark brand, Nope Yup, combined with his fresh out-of-bed look, is a distinct feature of Ryan.

01:13:41.000 He does graphical designs.

01:13:43.000 What?

01:13:44.000 This person is trying to make fun of you and they can't speak English.

01:13:47.000 Graphical designs?

01:13:48.000 Common wrote this.

01:13:51.000 He does all the mental shit, but then he's styling too.

01:13:56.000 Gift subscriptions.

01:13:57.000 Hello, Gavin and Ryan with holidays quickly approaching.

01:13:59.000 Is there any possibility of you adding gift subscriptions?

01:14:01.000 Yes, we are almost done.

01:14:03.000 That thing.

01:14:04.000 It was a very glitchy thing to do.

01:14:06.000 We ran into a lot of trouble because it's like a one-time credit card thing and credit card processing is complex, but I think we got it.

01:14:16.000 Gavin Ryge, your app sucks fucking dick.

01:14:21.000 Get Kumi on the phone and hire whoever designed, program, launch, Compounds app, stop being a cheap Scottish fuck. 1.00

01:14:27.000 A very mean letter, don't you think, Ryan?

01:14:30.000 I disavow what he said, and I disagree with it as well.

01:14:34.000 Yeah, that doesn't build community, sir.

01:14:39.000 My question is about this line, the final video song.

01:14:42.000 His daddy ran away when he found out he was gay.

01:14:46.000 It's unclear if it means Ryan is gay, which is the inferred meaning.

01:14:51.000 Or is his dad, or if his dad ran away when he realized he was a gay man.

01:14:57.000 Interesting.

01:14:58.000 No, the intent of the song is to imply that Ryan's father left him because Ryan is a gay.

01:15:05.000 I don't know about that.

01:15:07.000 When you why don't you stand up and show everyone at home your pants?

01:15:11.000 Okay, I don't know what this has to do with it.

01:15:21.000 You know who wears those kind of pants?

01:15:24.000 The gays. 0.98

01:15:35.000 Yeah, gay. 0.98

01:15:36.000 Even your shoes are what are your stupid little spats?

01:15:45.000 What are those?

01:15:47.000 Jordan Elizabeth.

01:15:48.000 Oh, March crying.

01:15:57.000 Wow, that was real.

01:15:59.000 I can't remember last time I saw a real Pratt fall that wasn't on a security cam.

01:16:04.000 Didn't Kyle Rittenhouse hide it?

01:16:07.000 Yeah.

01:16:07.000 It should have gone like that.

01:16:10.000 And all in perfect Ryan Rivera Blura vision.

01:16:15.000 All right, let's go to the final video.

01:16:17.000 All right, give me a second.

01:16:20.000 Okay, Al.

01:16:23.000 They're Jordan 11 space jams, by the way.

01:16:26.000 Concorde.

01:16:27.000 Oh, I'm wearing Jordan 11 care jams.

01:16:44.000 As we learn from that letter, the English language can be confusing.

01:16:48.000 Pronouns confuse us.

01:16:49.000 He, what's the he in that case?

01:16:51.000 You're supposed to repeat the name if there's any possibility that you might get it wrong.

01:16:58.000 But now these people want to complicate it more.

01:17:01.000 His daddy ran away.

01:17:02.000 No, their daddy ran away when they found out they was gay.

01:17:08.000 Hard.

01:17:10.000 You're taking an already confusing language that has things like 15 and 50 and legal and illegal.

01:17:20.000 And you're throwing in Z and demigogue and fuck. 0.99

01:17:25.000 All right.

01:17:26.000 This video, I've watched it 647 times.

01:17:30.000 We're only going to watch it 300 times.

01:17:32.000 And the question we're throwing out to you, the viewer, is what is with this guy's fucking face? 0.64

01:17:42.000 What is happening here?

01:17:43.000 He looks like he has that Asian mask on. 1.00

01:17:48.000 This looks like a Halloween video.

01:17:50.000 See anything?

01:17:51.000 No, not at all.

01:17:52.000 I'm on the phone with the 90 minutes.

01:17:58.000 Oh my God!

01:17:59.000 No!

01:18:04.000 What the f?

01:18:08.000 Oh my god!

01:18:10.000 Who the f were they?

01:18:13.000 What the fuck are you?

01:18:16.000 It looks like he's wearing a guy fox mask.

01:18:19.000 Yeah, it is weird.

01:18:20.000 What is going on?

01:18:21.000 All I can think is either he was part of it and he told him, look, yeah, man, she got tons of money in there.

01:18:27.000 I don't be coming back.

01:18:28.000 When you see me come in, that you motherfuckers roll and then you rob her and shit. 1.00

01:18:33.000 Wait till she opened the dodo.

01:18:35.000 Although, wait, if he was in on it, he'd say, oh, wait, she got a big motherfucking pit bull. 1.00

01:18:40.000 That's going to be an issue.

01:18:42.000 Right.

01:18:42.000 So I don't think he was in on it.

01:18:45.000 So that leaves my number two theory, which is he's just so unbelievably stoned that he's not even on earth.

01:18:54.000 I'm on the phone with the Magnum Rangers.

01:19:00.000 Oh, my God.

01:19:01.000 No!

01:19:01.000 Look, because there he seems to be going in with them.

01:19:08.000 He's not present.

01:19:11.000 Is he watching this?

01:19:12.000 He's an NPC.

01:19:15.000 He's a non-playable character.

01:19:17.000 What are you doing in this world?

01:19:18.000 You know that you're on Earth, right?

01:19:20.000 You're there.

01:19:21.000 Look at him.

01:19:22.000 Look at his face.

01:19:23.000 I think he's slow.

01:19:26.000 Oh, he's special?

01:19:27.000 Yeah.

01:19:28.000 Oh.

01:19:30.000 Oh.

01:19:32.000 That's a lot less funny.

01:19:34.000 But he's also in on it.

01:19:35.000 He's a useful idiot.

01:19:37.000 Like, they like, so you just give us a...

01:19:40.000 We're not going to hurt you.

01:19:40.000 We're not going to hurt anybody.

01:19:41.000 We're just going to go in there.

01:19:42.000 He looks like a samurai puppet.

01:19:45.000 Yeah, yeah, puppet.

01:19:46.000 I'm seeing puppet.

01:19:47.000 Like, the puppeteer that's manipulating him is one of the best in the world.

01:19:51.000 He's like 94 years old, and he's been doing this.

01:19:54.000 He teaches at Puppet College in Horoshuto, Japan.

01:19:59.000 Literally, there's a special.

01:20:00.000 He's a top puppeteer.

01:20:02.000 There's a puppet that he looks just like.

01:20:04.000 It's a cranky anchor's puppet.

01:20:06.000 Almost like this guy.

01:20:10.000 But I'm talking about marionettes.

01:20:13.000 He's got the vibe of the top.

01:20:16.000 Like, look up top Japanese puppeteer. 0.98

01:20:18.000 Okay.

01:20:20.000 And I bet we'll see, like.

01:20:36.000 Hello?

01:20:37.000 Oh, hi.

01:20:39.000 Yeah, we can be there on Friday.

01:20:41.000 I'm very much looking forward to it.

01:20:44.000 Thank you.

01:20:44.000 Goodbye.

01:20:59.000 That's exactly what I'm talking about.

01:21:05.000 It'd be funny if someone yells in the audience, oh, we can see you.

01:21:09.000 Yeah, that takes me out of it.

01:21:11.000 Yeah, put on a black thing on your face.

01:21:20.000 How does he move the legs?

01:21:25.000 Oh, maybe someone else is doing the legs.

01:21:29.000 Okay, now go back to the video.

01:21:31.000 And let's watch our Japanese puppet. 0.99

01:21:40.000 Oh, I go up against the wall.

01:21:43.000 His hand even has like the can grip an item hand.

01:21:47.000 And it stays like that.

01:21:49.000 The G.I. Joe hand.

01:21:51.000 Hands up.

01:21:52.000 And I get out of the way.

01:21:54.000 I move forward.

01:21:56.000 No, and then they're getting out.

01:21:58.000 And then I walk backwards and up against the wall.

01:22:02.000 Hands up.

01:22:03.000 Oh, my God.

01:22:05.000 Who the f ⁇ were they? 1.00

01:22:08.000 They were my puppet friends.

01:22:10.000 I'm going to get my f ⁇ gone.

01:22:12.000 All right, folks.

01:22:13.000 That's it.

01:22:14.000 We'll bank some shows for Thanksgiving.

01:22:16.000 Keep you amused.

01:22:17.000 We want to keep you full.

01:22:18.000 But that means no compound censored on Wednesday.

01:22:21.000 No live show Thursday.

01:22:23.000 Just a bunch of letters and flannel shirts.

01:22:25.000 Just a bunch of letters and flannel shirts.

01:22:28.000 That's get off my laundry and thanksgiving.

01:22:34.000 I took an edible last night, but I was drunk because we did the show.

01:22:39.000 So I was like, fuck it, man.

01:22:40.000 I just took a giant one, like a gummy.

01:22:44.000 I woke up at three in the morning, I think because my son came in to the bed.

01:22:48.000 And I opened my eyes and I was like, I'm fucking baked.

01:22:54.000 And then this morning, I was supposed to spar with Shug. 0.98

01:22:58.000 And I was like, dude, I cannot fight you today.

01:23:03.000 Like riding a motorcycle sounds petrifying.

01:23:05.000 Getting into a ring and getting punched in the head when you can't really, you don't even have a good depth of field.

01:23:10.000 Like I felt like I woke up underwater.

01:23:14.000 I still feel pretty stoked.

01:23:15.000 You were black Asian marionette high. 1.00

01:23:17.000 Yeah.

01:23:18.000 If you could have robbed me and I would have went, I don't know.

01:23:23.000 What?

01:23:24.000 Oh, the dog's barking.

01:23:26.000 He's not even scared of the dog.

01:23:27.000 No.

01:23:28.000 Oh, there's a dog.

01:23:29.000 He's just waiting for the events to be over.

01:23:31.000 It's like those two rednecks I met who were in Mogadishu and they were so, I don't like this word, but dumb, that they had zero PTSD from being in Somalia. 0.99

01:23:42.000 And they're like, dude, it was fucking crazy, man.

01:23:44.000 We were in these tanks.

01:23:45.000 People were trying to kill us.

01:23:46.000 We go, we got to get the fuck out of here, man.

01:23:48.000 We're shooting at them.

01:23:49.000 They're shooting back at us.

01:23:50.000 It was fucking crazy, man.

01:23:51.000 I'm going back.

01:23:53.000 Wait, what are you doing?

01:23:55.000 Bam! 0.98

01:23:56.000 Whoa! 0.71

01:23:58.000 Yes!

01:24:00.000 That is fucking...

01:24:02.000 That feels so good.

01:24:04.000 Not to win, but that...

01:24:07.000 Oh, that's so good.

01:24:10.000 38 seconds ago updated.

01:24:12.000 Yes!

01:24:13.000 Fucking yes!

01:24:15.000 We have to high-five.

01:24:17.000 We do.

01:24:20.000 That is fucking good.

01:24:22.000 That feels great.

01:24:23.000 Wow.

01:24:24.000 Damn.

01:24:26.000 Wow.

01:24:26.000 Holy shit.

01:24:28.000 Fucking amazing.

01:24:30.000 Is this triple quadruple verified?

01:24:33.000 I was getting Breaking.

01:24:36.000 Live feed of the court verdict being read.

01:24:40.000 I'm gathering these people.

01:24:42.000 Now it's not guilty of all charges in Kenosha.

01:24:45.000 And of course, the first topic is white privilege.

01:24:48.000 Yeah, he really had it easy.

01:24:50.000 Oh, my God.

01:24:53.000 Okay, so go riot, bitches. 1.00

01:24:56.000 I hope you get arrested.

01:25:01.000 And we'll keep on fighting to the end.

01:25:09.000 We are the champions.

01:25:13.000 We are the champions.

01:25:17.000 Future time for losers.

01:25:20.000 Cause we are the champions of the world.

01:25:33.000 He did his time.

01:25:37.000 Wow.

01:25:38.000 Good for him, dude.

01:25:39.000 What a fucking relief that there is still some justice somewhere in America.

01:25:45.000 He could have been looking at 20 years.

01:25:47.000 Yeah.

01:25:48.000 You could have been $400.

01:25:50.000 He could have been looking at half a glass of whiskey.

01:25:52.000 Forget him.

01:25:54.000 Wow.

01:25:56.000 Wow.

01:25:58.000 Wow.

01:25:59.000 I wonder if I can get footage of it being read.

01:26:03.000 Do we want that?

01:26:04.000 Yeah.

01:26:05.000 That's cool.

01:26:06.000 Now I see why Maddie was calling me.

01:26:13.000 Dude, we just were shooting the show right now, and we just saw it happen.

01:26:17.000 Oh, yeah.

01:26:18.000 I was watching it live myself.

01:26:20.000 Unbelievable, man.

01:26:21.000 Thank, literally, thank God.

01:26:24.000 Yeah, there's still hope.

01:26:27.000 Because if he got anything, then the message that the justice system was sending to all Americans is there's no such thing as self-defense.

01:26:34.000 We can randomly choose anyone we want to suffer.

01:26:37.000 Right.

01:26:38.000 Now, the sad part is, is that Antifa, BLM, and all the lefties have their Christmas lists in their pockets already.

01:26:48.000 So they're probably going to go out riot and loot so they get all their Christmas presents.

01:26:52.000 Yeah, well, the only hope for that is strong national guards.

01:26:55.000 Didn't they say they had the National Guard there already?

01:27:02.000 Law enforcement were on standby.

01:27:05.000 Good.

01:27:08.000 Minimize and mitigate the destruction and damage that.

01:27:13.000 I hope it's nothing.

01:27:16.000 Alright, bye, Fancy Words.

01:27:17.000 You got it.

01:27:20.000 Mitigate.

01:27:21.000 Jeez, look at him.

01:27:22.000 He put a quarter in you.

01:27:23.000 See, I like how he's styling, but he also hits you with the mental stuff.

01:27:26.000 He's got a lot of mental stuff.

01:27:28.000 I like this judge.

01:27:29.000 A lot of mental stuff, but a lot of style.

01:27:30.000 He reads Cookie Magazine.

01:27:33.000 I'm going to get a drink.

01:27:34.000 You have to have one, too.

01:27:36.000 Okay.

01:27:39.000 Very small drink.

01:27:40.000 Just enough to be.

01:27:41.000 As soon as he does start to get somebody might have been on the right hand side.

01:27:56.000 As you can see, there's quite a bit of law enforcement here.

01:27:59.000 And you will be whisked out of here if there is any.

01:28:02.000 So just be aware.

01:28:15.000 Lord knows how many times I've done that.

01:28:19.000 Only the Lord knows.

01:28:23.000 Oh, I think here we go.

01:28:25.000 Recklessly endangering safety.

01:28:47.000 As to the third count of the information, unknown male, we the jury find the defendant Kyle H. Rittenhouse not guilty.

01:28:56.000 As to the fourth count of the information, Anthony Huber, we the jury find the defendant Kyle H. Rittenhouse not guilty.

01:29:04.000 As to the fifth count of the information, Gage Gross Court, we the jury find the defendant Kyle H. Rittenhouse not guilty.

01:29:15.000 Members of the jury, do that your unanimous verdicts?

01:29:18.000 Is there anyone who does not agree with the verdicts as read?

01:29:22.000 I disagree.

01:29:23.000 Would you wish the jury poll?

01:29:25.000 Okay.

01:29:27.000 Okay, folks, your job is done.

01:29:29.000 We've been 20 years.

01:29:30.000 We started just about three weeks ago.

01:29:34.000 And I told you it could last two weeks and two days.

01:29:39.000 This is three weeks.

01:29:42.000 You were a wonderful jury to work with.

01:29:44.000 You were punctual.

01:29:45.000 You were attentive.

01:29:48.000 The forgotten six over here, who had a very difficult job of keeping from discussing the case during the time that they were sequestered as well, all of you, I couldn't have asked for a better jury to work with.

01:30:03.000 And it has truly been my pleasure.

01:30:06.000 I second that, Your Honor.

01:30:08.000 I think without commenting on the verdicts themselves, just in terms of your attempt at the cooperation that you gave to us justifies the confidence that the founders of our country place.

01:30:27.000 So you're never under any obligation to discuss any aspect of this case with anyone.

01:30:37.000 You're welcome to do so as little or as much as you want.

01:30:43.000 A number of media sources have requested the ability to talk to you and allowed presentations to you that you'll get in writing.

01:30:58.000 And it's entirely up to you whether you want to contact you.

01:31:06.000 If anyone does contact you and just tell them you're not interested in discussing it, if that's the case.

01:31:14.000 And if anyone persists in doing so, report that to us and it will be addressed, I assure you.

01:31:22.000 At the beginning of the trial, there was some concern about information and your safety.

01:31:31.000 And I assure you that we will take every measure to ensure that that is...

01:31:36.000 What are you going to do?

01:31:36.000 Go kill him?

01:31:38.000 He's fucking ready.

01:31:40.000 Fucking ready, fuck.

01:31:42.000 We should go get Kyle Rittenhouse tonight.

01:31:44.000 Who's in?

01:31:47.000 I can't go.

01:31:48.000 I don't have a bicep.

01:31:49.000 He already vaporized one of my...

01:31:51.000 Oh, here.

01:31:51.000 Where's JoJo?

01:31:52.000 Can JoJo come?

01:31:53.000 Oh, he got JoJo last time.

01:31:55.000 Fuck.

01:31:56.000 He was able to say one final thing about the quote-unquote victims.

01:32:01.000 If I catch any of you fuckers alone, I'm going to fucking kill you.

01:32:06.000 That's what he said to the prosecution.

01:32:09.000 Like, you're allowed to say one thing.

01:32:12.000 Do you have anything to say to the prosecuting attorneys, Kyle?

01:32:15.000 Yeah, I got one thing to say.

01:32:16.000 Fuckers alone, I'm going to fucking kill you.

01:32:21.000 You know, he's legally allowed to say that.

01:32:23.000 You know, that's freedom of speech.

01:32:24.000 We got to somehow, like, green screen binger getting that and just being like, f ⁇ the hell?

01:32:30.000 Objection, kind of?

01:32:32.000 Well, what a great way to start the weekend.

01:32:35.000 Thank you, Rittenhouse jury.

01:32:37.000 Thanks, God.

01:32:38.000 Thanks, God, for making this the best weekend ever.

01:32:42.000 There is hope.

01:32:43.000 Virginia, we talked about the red wave and it didn't seem real.

01:32:47.000 We also lost that night and sometimes you wonder, are we winning?

01:32:51.000 What's going on?

01:32:52.000 This is a major win for America, for the West, for free speech, for the Second Amendment, for a good old-fashioned America.

01:33:03.000 And when we say make America great again, we're not talking about this fucking 1800s.

01:33:07.000 We're talking about the 80s, Alex P. Keaton, wraparound shades, ski jets, pink shirts, and fucking freedom.

01:33:18.000 Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.

01:33:40.000 It's like me that you'd say the same.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - November 19, 2021

S04E56 - NOT GUILTY

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