On this special Thanksgiving episode of Get Off My Lawn, Pritzpols shares his plans for visiting his family in upstate New York with his new baby, and Ryan gives us the lowdown on the dangers of getting sick on the road.
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00:03:55.000I hate that there's always so much food, though, that you can't, you have to like act like Mugabe and just sample a little bit of each meal.
00:04:03.000But we won't have problems with politics.
00:04:35.000Then they terrorized our family and our children.
00:04:38.000And then I think what really did it was I took her out to the West Coast, California, Northern California.
00:04:45.000And it was all these MAGA people, investors and stuff like that, and people that I know through James O'Keefe and, you know, bigwigs in the conservative scene.
00:04:56.000And we stayed there for a while at this house that a couple rented for us.
00:05:02.000And she got to meet not just one or two people that were MAGA, but like a community.
00:05:08.000So one guy's fishing and the other guy's and they're like, yeah, you leave this written house shit, blah, blah, blah.
00:05:17.000It's not like I'm joining the KKK and I'm going to be with a bunch of weird rednecks.
00:05:22.000My side is like normal, loving people with families who don't dox anyone on the left or terrorize anyone and are very sympathetic and open.
00:06:45.000I think we got the thanks thing from the Indians.
00:06:49.000Because in all of their rituals, almost all tribes have this thing where they give thanks to the north, they give thanks to the east, thanks to the west, they give thanks to the south.
00:09:21.000I also wanted to include a pretty funny and cool Trump succession intro edit.
00:09:26.000Could be funny to show or even potentially use as a Trump bumper.
00:09:30.000I think it was originally supposed to be seen as negative against Trump, but I thought it was cool and showed the Trump family in a positive light.
00:09:36.000Yeah, that's like when they show Proud Boys montages of like, they're violent.
00:09:42.000And you see them kicking the shit out of Antifa, and it's like, thanks for the promo video.
00:09:46.000All right, let's check out his first song.
00:13:03.000So much of female entertainment is based on envy.
00:13:07.000Like, remember, you don't remember, but Dallas was all about the rich and famous, and the housewives of Beverly Hills, they're all rich.
00:13:14.000And here's an architecture magazine where Alicia Keys and Swizz Beats, who are each worth $150 million, have built this $50 million mansion that was used to inspire Tony Stark.
00:14:58.000So playing video games is a waste of a quote-unquote man's time, but baiting feminists with inflammatory statements is a good use of your time, Gavin?
00:17:36.000If Maddie's heart craps out mid-shit fit to just know that he was meant to go out that way, there isn't shit wrong with being principled, ornery, and of northern European descent.
00:18:29.000What's one of your most number of fights?
00:18:31.000Probably that time that I stabbed that dude.
00:18:37.000I was thinking about it, I was watching the Sopranos the other day, and they wrongly think, what's his name, Fat Jimmy, is a snitch, and they think he's wearing a wire, so they murder him, and then they stick a rat in his mouth, and they leave him in an alleyway, right?
00:18:57.000You see them all the time, but actually having one when you're shooting a scene, that's why they're always those big fat Madagascar hissing cockroaches that don't look like the cockroaches you see.
00:19:08.000Because those you can just buy online.
00:19:53.000Back when there was tons of retards around and they weren't being aborted.
00:19:58.000But then the left said, we're going to simultaneously commit genocide and wipe Down syndrome people off the planet, out of history forever, and at the same time be sanctimonious and tell you that you can't call them that.
00:23:52.000It's a lot of caffeine and then some stuff that boosts your nitrous oxide, which lets your blood pump better and L-carnitine and things like that.
00:24:01.000A lot of good things that will help you and give you sustainable energy throughout.
00:26:45.000I think America's confidence is too high.
00:26:48.000All fives think they're nines, and we saw that with Kyle Rittenhouse's mother, where they're like, I'm two years older than her, and I look like this.
00:26:56.000And you're like, yeah, you're a hideous old bag.
00:27:00.000But another thing they do, these zoomers, is they'll do this half-assed shitty drawing, which is like the beginning.
00:27:05.000This is basically Island boys, like it's the beginning of something that could be good.
00:27:11.000And you're so proud of yourself, you're like, oh, I got to send that over to the guy, even though I didn't even draw the ears.
00:29:58.000I'm not going to say no to something if it's incredibly cheap.
00:30:01.000But then one time they were going up to visit Max and John, which is a seven-hour drive, they fucking got a tire popped when they were up up by Watertown.
00:30:10.000And the guy goes, these are really weird tires.
00:30:13.000I won't be able to get one for three days.
00:30:15.000So they missed the visit, and they stayed at a hotel for three days.
00:33:13.000I also love the bit they did where they mocked all these rock guitarists who, every time you talk to like Jimmy Page or Jimi Hendrix or, you know, the greatest musicians of all time, they're always like, man, no one could hold a candle to Bleeding Gums Murphy or Jitterbug.
00:33:27.000And then you hear it, it's on some crackly 77 RPM.
00:35:44.000And inevitably with these groups, by the way, there's one guy who sucks who just happened to be their roommate, and he's part of the group.
00:35:50.000I don't know who it is in White It's Kids You Know, but I know who it is in Birthday Boys, and I'll point him out if he's in this bit.
00:36:15.000Seems that while other people like to go out into the world and meet all sorts of people, I guess I prefer to take an adventure within the pages of a book.
00:36:31.000I don't need anyone else to make me happy or anyone else to make my heart sing.
00:45:05.000Also, when he does his pause thing, like when he comes out of a pause, it's always worth it.
00:45:09.000He goes, and the thing I noticed about the face is that sometimes they have a real rather, and he's soft about saying things that are not complimentary to get to a, like, he's like, what I've noticed about other statues is the face can be a bit unfortunate.
00:45:28.000It's like, that's a perfect word to not bring into negative results.
00:47:52.000Isn't it funny how you can't wait for it to be winter so you can put on your gorgeous flannels and your fucking beautiful red wings.
00:47:59.000And then you're putting away a Hawaiian shirt and you're like, eh, I kind of miss my low-cut chucks and my white pants with my fucking thingamadoodles.
00:48:07.000As we record this, Proud Boys Trending in New York.
00:48:11.000I guess they're trying to dig up that this was a thing.
00:50:27.000Dear G-Dog, Fag Supreme, and Maddie Hose Smell.
00:50:30.000Hey Nears, just wanted to email in to suggest another great Joel Gilbert documentary.
00:50:34.000It's called Farewell to Israel, Bush, Iran, and the Revolt of Islam.
00:50:38.000The film is a 2.5-hour chronicle of Islam.
00:50:40.000I can't believe he fucking bailed on being on this show.
00:50:43.000From before its inception to 2007, identifying the attitudes and motivations of Islamic cultures worldwide, in my opinion, it is critical viewing in order to understand the crises in the Middle East and the mindset of all of Islam.
00:50:56.000It can be a turnoff since it's not made with entertainment value in mind and is pretty much strictly informational, which I understand many of you find boring.
00:51:03.000No, no, that's for when you're cleaning up the basement or something.
00:51:09.000If you're going for something more in the Trayvon Martin hoax vein, I would suggest there's no place like Utopia or Dreams from My Real Father.
00:51:17.000Both are takedowns of the Obama administration, the latter being his investigative work of finding out who Obama's father really was.