Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S04E63 - IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT

00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McGuinness.

00:01:20.000 You know, that song, it makes me so powerful to hear it.

00:01:26.000 It reminds me that I can fuck everything in the ass with a boner.

00:01:32.000 You know what I mean?

00:01:34.000 Not particularly, but if you're getting fuck with people or making you feel bad, then you listen to that song and I get bumped and I think, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you.

00:01:48.000 You know what I mean?

00:01:49.000 Yet again, not really.

00:01:51.000 Let me give you an example.

00:01:54.000 I pours around with some gay dudes, right?

00:01:56.000 Touched a dick here and there.

00:01:58.000 Nothing crazy.

00:01:59.000 One of them put his pinky in my butt. 1.00

00:02:01.000 And I didn't know they recorded it.

00:02:04.000 And they said, we're going to.

00:02:08.000 I'll forget this word.

00:02:09.000 Extort you.

00:02:10.000 Extortion.

00:02:12.000 I went through that.

00:02:13.000 I've been bankrupted.

00:02:14.000 My dad died.

00:02:15.000 And then St. Helmo's fire comes on.

00:02:18.000 And I go, I've been through it all.

00:02:22.000 You can't hurt me no more.

00:02:27.000 This is going to be happening off show.

00:02:31.000 It reminds me of this guy.

00:02:33.000 Remember him?

00:02:35.000 And the last one I don't talk so much about is Perry Ellis 360 Red.

00:02:40.000 I love it, man.

00:02:41.000 It's the dildo of the fragrance industry.

00:02:44.000 And yeah, it's not so funny, actually.

00:02:48.000 Still don't know how to talk about the topic of masturbating.

00:02:52.000 It's difficult, man.

00:02:53.000 I do.

00:02:54.000 Nobody's asking you to.

00:02:55.000 Yeah.

00:02:56.000 Hey, why haven't you covered masturbating?

00:02:58.000 I know you're a fragrance company, but one goes hand in hand.

00:03:01.000 How can you talk about perfumes without discussing masturbating?

00:03:04.000 Because you're there smelling your own fragrance and you want to crank one out.

00:03:08.000 But I don't come.

00:03:10.000 You know, it's also like if I can be that honest, but it's simply to boost my power type of vibe.

00:03:18.000 Just listen to St. Elmo's Fire.

00:03:20.000 All right.

00:03:20.000 Ultimately, of course, I want to have a girlfriend.

00:03:22.000 Brian.

00:03:23.000 And a wife.

00:03:24.000 The two are not mutually exclusive.

00:03:27.000 You can get the power from St. Elmo's Fire and from edging.

00:03:30.000 It's called edging, what you're describing.

00:03:32.000 What he's describing.

00:03:33.000 There's a rumor that Prowboys are into edging.

00:03:35.000 Let me explain something.

00:03:37.000 I invented no wanks accidentally with Dante Nero.

00:03:41.000 And it's not to edge or to get you power.

00:03:45.000 You can jerk off.

00:03:47.000 Your significant other should be there, and she should be awake.

00:03:52.000 So you can ejaculate within a yard of your significant other with her consent.

00:03:57.000 So that could mean tickling the balls because she's on her period or she's pregnant or something. 1.00

00:04:01.000 You could jerk off 40 times a day.

00:04:04.000 It doesn't necessarily drain your chi.

00:04:06.000 You're establishing a relationship with a woman when you're masturbating with her. 0.89

00:04:09.000 That's great.

00:04:11.000 But we did notice that it got single men off the couch and out there talking to chicks. 1.00

00:04:16.000 And it helped marriages because when the woman puts a man in the doghouse, he has no other place to get water from. 1.00

00:04:22.000 There's one tap in the house.

00:04:24.000 And you can die of dehydration.

00:04:28.000 That's what he's saying.

00:04:30.000 He wants to sort a family.

00:04:31.000 Wife.

00:04:31.000 And have great kids.

00:04:34.000 So that's Perry Ellis 360 Red.

00:04:38.000 You actually watch this show, don't you?

00:04:40.000 Well, Josh posted this, our own Josh Lacal.

00:04:43.000 But you guys watch that guy, and you like to check out his Perry Ellis or whatever.

00:04:48.000 I don't check out his Perry Ellis.

00:04:51.000 Well, why don't you go to 1-2 here, and you can see why that I'm not the only one who's been through some horrible shit and uses St. Emma's fire as a phoenix rising from the ashes.

00:05:06.000 Let's see.

00:05:08.000 Shouldn't you finger this song?

00:05:13.000 Memorizes for me pain and growth.

00:05:17.000 I had a woman.

00:05:18.000 She tried to sue me for rage. 0.85

00:05:20.000 Wait, wait, wait.

00:05:21.000 Stop.

00:05:22.000 Did he say this song memorizes?

00:05:24.000 Did he get symbolizes wrong?

00:05:28.000 This song memorizes for me pain and growth.

00:05:34.000 I had a woman.

00:05:35.000 She tried to sue me for rage. 0.85

00:05:37.000 My father died.

00:05:39.000 A guy totally financially destroyed me.

00:05:42.000 I had experience with gay people.

00:05:45.000 Yes, these gay people try to. 1.00

00:05:51.000 They try to.

00:05:59.000 Force me to do stuff.

00:06:01.000 Otherwise, they will tell.

00:06:08.000 Oh, this.

00:06:09.000 Oh, shit.

00:06:11.000 You see, guys, if you go through the deepest of the deepest, then if you survive, then you can fuck life, baby.

00:06:20.000 You can fuck life.

00:06:22.000 And you have a boner.

00:06:24.000 Love it.

00:06:25.000 Power.

00:06:28.000 Love, power.

00:06:30.000 And you have a boner.

00:06:31.000 It's amazing how many people have had the exact same experiences as I have.

00:06:35.000 That was like exactly the same.

00:06:36.000 That was the exact story.

00:06:37.000 Except you found the word extort.

00:06:39.000 Yeah, the only difference is I have a better vocabulary because English is my first language.

00:06:43.000 And does the song memorize you?

00:06:45.000 Like it does him?

00:06:47.000 Well, he specifically said it memorizes for me.

00:06:50.000 Oh, I see.

00:06:51.000 For literally him.

00:06:52.000 That looks like the guy I started the ad agency with.

00:06:55.000 Sebastian.

00:06:58.000 I want peak lapels.

00:07:01.000 You want pink lapels?

00:07:02.000 Peak.

00:07:03.000 What are those?

00:07:04.000 Are those when they rock it up?

00:07:06.000 Let me see.

00:07:06.000 Yeah.

00:07:07.000 Go back.

00:07:10.000 Yeah, that's what I got coming up from Nita Fashions.

00:07:12.000 Sweet.

00:07:13.000 A bunch of peaked lapels, including a tuxedo.

00:07:16.000 This shirt actually is from Nita Fashions.

00:07:18.000 Just came in.

00:07:19.000 Oh, and you got your pants in. 0.99

00:07:20.000 Yep.

00:07:21.000 Now, I don't want to disparage them, but to be totally honest, my shit did come in, but the pants were too small.

00:07:27.000 Same here.

00:07:28.000 I don't know if I got fat or we measured wrong, but it's a minor fix.

00:07:31.000 Taylor's doing it now.

00:07:32.000 I gained about six to eight pounds.

00:07:34.000 It might be my fault, might be their fault. 0.92

00:07:36.000 And when you're like, there's two ways to handle problems.

00:07:40.000 You can be like, you bet, you did it wrong.

00:07:41.000 Fuck you.

00:07:43.000 Or you go, we have a problem here.

00:07:46.000 We fucked up.

00:07:48.000 And we have to fix it.

00:07:49.000 So we need to figure out if it was me getting fatter or the measurements being done wrong.

00:07:53.000 And it's the same with a company.

00:07:56.000 Like, say you have a major meeting back in Vice days with Viacom and three people didn't show up.

00:08:03.000 Okay, we have an issue.

00:08:05.000 Some of our guys didn't show up to this meeting.

00:08:07.000 We need to fix that.

00:08:09.000 As opposed to like, you guys fucked us over. 0.77

00:08:11.000 Bye, fuck you.

00:08:13.000 Like Larry David and curb your enthusiasm.

00:08:14.000 He goes, remind me, he says Vince Vaughan, remind me at 2 o'clock.

00:08:20.000 And then at 2.05, his car's towed.

00:08:21.000 And he goes, you didn't remind me.

00:08:23.000 No, no, no.

00:08:24.000 We have a collective problem here.

00:08:26.000 Our car got towed.

00:08:28.000 We need to set an alarm.

00:08:29.000 We need to have a charger on our phone so we can have our phone fully charged and ready to use the alarm.

00:08:38.000 We got a fun show.

00:08:39.000 The reason I played that video is because I realized I keep adding stuff to final video and it's like this long.

00:08:46.000 Guess what that means?

00:08:47.000 What's that?

00:08:49.000 I said guess.

00:08:50.000 Oh, what's that?

00:08:52.000 Does that mean that we have to kind of empty the barrel?

00:08:56.000 Okay.

00:08:57.000 When you say barrel, do you mean like a barrel you make whiskey in or like a gun?

00:09:01.000 A gun.

00:09:02.000 Okay.

00:09:03.000 I just picked.

00:09:04.000 We have to empty the barrel.

00:09:06.000 Yes.

00:09:06.000 So, in other words, it's going to be another episode of Ridiculosity coming up.

00:09:11.000 You'll be excited to see that.

00:09:12.000 But, okay, looking at this shit here, I think we should just fucking start the show, Ryan.

00:09:18.000 Are you saying to me that we, together, mostly you need to do what I think someone would consider to start with?

00:09:28.000 Now, see, we have a problem here.

00:09:30.000 You're not ready with the cards, so we need to fix this.

00:09:34.000 The way we could fix this is we have all the cards ready and loaded before we start the show.

00:09:38.000 See, that's me coming with the solution rather than just going, you fucked up.

00:09:42.000 Right.

00:09:43.000 I think we're super ready.

00:09:47.000 How do you feel about my.

00:10:04.000 That song that he's playing, Desperacito, is about fucking a girl nice and slow.

00:10:09.000 I'm not joking.

00:10:10.000 You can't fuck her fast. 1.00

00:10:11.000 What other songs are you going to do?

00:10:13.000 Maybe that was his way of saying, look, we're still relevant.

00:10:16.000 We've got one speed here, Kennel.

00:10:18.000 I was talking to Larry Barnes today at the gym about, I know we're not starting the show here, but I have to mention this, about his speech.

00:10:25.000 And he goes, there's going to be a lot of ladies there that night. 1.00

00:10:28.000 And I said, okay, here's the ending of your speech.

00:10:30.000 Blah, blah, blah.

00:10:31.000 My boxing career.

00:10:32.000 Thank you for inducting me in the Hall of Fame.

00:10:35.000 And then, and I just want to end this by saying I see a lot of ladies out there tonight. 1.00

00:10:42.000 I want you to know that LB still got it.

00:10:50.000 Like, literally run off?

00:10:51.000 Well, yeah.

00:10:52.000 I mean, you've done your speech.

00:10:54.000 And that's me getting up from a chair.

00:10:56.000 He'll be leaving a podium.

00:10:57.000 Right.

00:10:58.000 But you don't think that's brilliant?

00:11:00.000 It's fantastic.

00:11:01.000 It's great.

00:11:02.000 He's like, oh, that's good.

00:11:03.000 I'm going to use that.

00:11:05.000 I don't know why I'm turning him into this fucking southern crackhead crunk rap artist.

00:11:11.000 What do you think of this shirt?

00:11:13.000 When my wife worked at a club as a door woman, she was told, don't let anyone with striped shirts get in. 1.00

00:11:22.000 And I hadn't purchased a striped shirt since.

00:11:25.000 But they're kind of growing on me.

00:11:27.000 Getting a little moire here.

00:11:29.000 Oh, you are?

00:11:30.000 On the small monitor.

00:11:30.000 You're probably not seeing on the big monitor.

00:11:32.000 No.

00:11:33.000 What about you people on your phones?

00:11:36.000 This is what they see.

00:11:37.000 Wait a minute.

00:11:38.000 Nita, I mentioned this to the guys at Nita, and they said, no, no, this won't moir.

00:11:45.000 The stripes are too far apart.

00:11:48.000 Now, if they're wrong.

00:11:49.000 Oh, I see it there, yeah.

00:11:52.000 Jeez, Louise, strike two there, guys.

00:11:56.000 Strike two.

00:11:57.000 But dude, the quality, everything about them fucking rules.

00:12:01.000 Well, let's see your new pants. 1.00

00:12:02.000 They're amazing.

00:12:03.000 Why don't you come on here and what happened?

00:12:05.000 I just got shocked.

00:12:07.000 From what?

00:12:07.000 The headphones?

00:12:08.000 I guess the connection shocks me.

00:12:10.000 These are nice.

00:12:11.000 So just stand on my desk.

00:12:12.000 We can't see anything.

00:12:16.000 Make sure you're not wearing cotton socks or your pants are going to ride up and you'll have to constantly be pulling them back down.

00:12:22.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:12:26.000 Well, you should have gone to camera, too.

00:12:29.000 Oh, you didn't listen to me about the socks.

00:12:35.000 You can't get wool pants and then not have silky smooth socks, true.

00:12:40.000 Yeah, they had the suspenders thing in there?

00:12:44.000 Uh-huh.

00:12:45.000 So for the suspenders, no belt.

00:12:47.000 After-dinner notch?

00:12:49.000 I asked for that specifically.

00:12:50.000 He says, how do you know that?

00:12:51.000 I was like, I looked up a lot of sartorial stuff.

00:12:53.000 Let me see.

00:12:54.000 What's it after dinner notch?

00:12:55.000 It's this thing right here, so when you're fat and full, it just gives you a little extra room.

00:13:00.000 Fine.

00:13:00.000 And then it's got these buckles to tighten it.

00:13:02.000 When they're regular remind me of a Spider-Man villain there, like the green goblin.

00:13:12.000 All right, let's start with.

00:13:15.000 I have a lot of things, but they all like I have one thing per subject, but I love these interstitials.

00:13:22.000 So let's start with my pet Biden, shall we?

00:13:25.000 Biden.

00:13:30.000 Biden.

00:13:30.000 A monster of the president.

00:13:32.000 President.

00:13:33.000 He's big and foolish.

00:13:34.000 He's sleepy.

00:13:35.000 But a friendly monster too.

00:13:37.000 My pet.

00:13:38.000 Biden.

00:13:39.000 Wait, what?

00:13:39.000 That doesn't rhyme.

00:13:44.000 Great intro.

00:13:46.000 Watching Joe fumble his words, stumble through life, and we are struck with two emotions.

00:13:52.000 One is, I love this man as a doddering old fool who is at an old folks' home or is at a pub.

00:14:00.000 I'd love, I would be so happy if I got to my local and there was Joey B to say, hey, that's Kevin McGinnis.

00:14:08.000 There you go.

00:14:10.000 Yeah, we're here at Gavin, not guy, Kevin, Gavin McLeod, the love boat.

00:14:15.000 Do you know him?

00:14:16.000 No, Joe.

00:14:17.000 Gavins don't know each other.

00:14:19.000 They don't, we don't, we don't interact.

00:14:21.000 I've met maybe a couple Gavins in my life, but I, Gavin McLeod is much older.

00:14:25.000 I'm not even sure he's alive.

00:14:26.000 Oh, he's he's alive.

00:14:28.000 He's on the love boat.

00:14:29.000 Exciting and new.

00:14:31.000 Exciting and new.

00:14:32.000 Remember that?

00:14:33.000 Anyway, that's one, Joe.

00:14:36.000 But then we have this guy.

00:14:37.000 Someone gave.

00:14:39.000 Well, maybe we were going to make that a t-shirt.

00:14:43.000 Someone gave Mr. Magoo the nuclear codes.

00:14:46.000 Oh, really?

00:14:47.000 Or something like that?

00:14:48.000 Yeah.

00:14:48.000 God, we were laughing our heads off.

00:14:50.000 Maybe it was Maddie and I. Something like a retard has the nuclear codes. 1.00

00:14:55.000 That was an Anthony's show.

00:14:57.000 It was?

00:14:57.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:14:58.000 Grandpa has the nuclear codes.

00:15:00.000 Grandpa has the nuclear codes.

00:15:01.000 Yeah.

00:15:02.000 Yeah, that's a good one.

00:15:03.000 The latest tax or compound censored.

00:15:07.000 Grandpa has...

00:15:10.000 We got to make that a shirt.

00:15:11.000 We have so many shirts to make.

00:15:14.000 Okay, so this isn't really Joe.

00:15:16.000 This is a Jewish gentleman from New York City who is not from New York City anymore.

00:15:22.000 He moved to LA when he was 18.

00:15:24.000 If you move to a city when you're 18, your accent is gone in a matter of maybe five years max.

00:15:32.000 When you're older, you retain your accent, but young men lose their accent immediately because they naturally want to blend in.

00:15:38.000 Michael Rapapore is now faking his New York accent.

00:15:44.000 It's a total phony thing.

00:15:46.000 His career is also fake.

00:15:47.000 His dad owned a comedy club, got him on stage, and gave him a career.

00:15:51.000 Nepotism.

00:15:52.000 We'll be discussing this later in the green screen.

00:15:55.000 So the guy's a total fake, right?

00:15:58.000 Just another LA insider.

00:16:01.000 And he's obsessed with Donald Trump.

00:16:05.000 Uh-oh.

00:16:06.000 I heard everything you freaking said, you freaking scumbag, freaking dude.

00:16:14.000 You usually just say fucking, don't you?

00:16:19.000 Well, anyway, Michael, you seem really upset by Let's Go Brandon.

00:16:23.000 And as Anthony Kumi pointed out, I don't think you realize that this crowd was chanting fuck Joe Biden.

00:16:32.000 And a journalist purposely changed it to Let's Go Brandon.

00:16:38.000 Okay.

00:16:39.000 I didn't know that when I recorded this video, though.

00:16:42.000 You freaking ooh.

00:16:45.000 Okay, let's check it out.

00:16:46.000 And you, let's go, Brandon, people.

00:16:48.000 Stop screaming.

00:16:49.000 Let's go, Brandon.

00:16:52.000 Joe Biden can't hear you.

00:16:53.000 That motherfucker doesn't know what's going on.

00:16:57.000 Let's go, Brandon.

00:16:58.000 Stop, stop.

00:17:00.000 Yeah, he has heard it many times.

00:17:03.000 He's well aware of it.

00:17:05.000 It's embarrassing to him.

00:17:06.000 It hurts his feelings, which is why he constantly repeats his successful election results and how they voted for him with unprecedented turnout, which makes guys like me and you go, yeah, that's what we're concerned with, Joe, that you got 80 million votes and nobody likes you.

00:17:25.000 So here is, but I like that, wait, is that from the shining behind him?

00:17:29.000 I think it is.

00:17:30.000 Yeah, that's the family from the shining.

00:17:34.000 I think it's interesting, though, here, seeing a liberal take on Joe Biden because we don't get that too much.

00:17:44.000 And apparently they're now admitting that he can't hear us.

00:17:48.000 So they're admitting he's senile.

00:17:50.000 Brandon, why don't you just say fuck Joe Biden?

00:17:52.000 Why don't you get the balls to say fuck Joe Biden?

00:17:54.000 You scared of getting suspended?

00:17:57.000 I think you're so clever.

00:17:58.000 Let's go, Brandon.

00:17:59.000 I just say, pig, Dick, Donald.

00:18:02.000 You say, let's go, Brandon.

00:18:03.000 I go, Dick, Stein, Donald.

00:18:05.000 Dick Stain?

00:18:07.000 What's a Dick Don?

00:18:08.000 Those names are better than your little, haiku.

00:18:11.000 Let's go, Brandon.

00:18:12.000 I say, Pig, Dick Donald.

00:18:14.000 Draft Dodging Donald.

00:18:17.000 I'm in Dick Donald.

00:18:18.000 Someone pointed on Twitter, he always looks like he's crying.

00:18:22.000 Doesn't he?

00:18:23.000 Yeah.

00:18:24.000 Like he finally finished the crying part, and everyone was like, come on, come outside.

00:18:28.000 You're like, I just, I don't want to come outside because Mike Reid is there and he's a fucking asshole.

00:18:34.000 Blink, blink, blink.

00:18:38.000 He's starting to realize Biden, even Fallon, realizing that Biden is a dummy.

00:18:45.000 LL Cool J for hosting.

00:18:47.000 But I think he was a little confused about who LL Cool J is.

00:18:52.000 Watch this.

00:18:53.000 A special thanks to tonight's host, LL Cool J. I tell you what, man.

00:18:59.000 He looks like he can still play.

00:19:01.000 And I'm not talking about instruments.

00:19:03.000 I'm talking about football or something.

00:19:06.000 But anyway, I tell you what.

00:19:09.000 I had not seen that.

00:19:11.000 It's actually funny for once.

00:19:13.000 Wow.

00:19:14.000 Even though it's like good-hearted, like, you know, we roast the ones we love kind of vibe.

00:19:18.000 You can tell by the way the audience is laughing.

00:19:20.000 You know, it's like, that's our guy, though.

00:19:22.000 And did you see the way he's set like that?

00:19:24.000 But to go back to my initial thing of we have a problem, that might be the name of the show.

00:19:30.000 You, as a Biden handler, have to go, okay, we have a problem here.

00:19:36.000 He's never heard of anyone in pop culture from before 1940.

00:19:40.000 Shirley Temple references are good.

00:19:43.000 Fucking Jimmy Cagney, Red Skelton, Foster Brooks, all that works.

00:19:49.000 But if it's going to be LL Cool J, we have to brief him in advance.

00:19:53.000 Mr. Biden, Mr. President, there's a strange name on the teleprompter.

00:19:57.000 It's called LL Cool J. It's an acronym for Ladies Love Cool J. I'm not sure what the J is.

00:20:04.000 John?

00:20:05.000 It stands for Ernest Borgnine.

00:20:08.000 Not Ernest Borgnine.

00:20:12.000 Porky Bess.

00:20:13.000 Porgy.

00:20:14.000 I loves you, Porgy.

00:20:16.000 Bill, not Bill, Billy Holiday.

00:20:20.000 And then explain it to him.

00:20:21.000 He's a rapper.

00:20:22.000 He's an actor now.

00:20:24.000 I read his autobiography back when I had the time to read books as a joke.

00:20:29.000 Dude, the first page of his autobiography is, my name is whatever his stupid real name is, John Derrickson, also known as LL Cool J. I am a rapper, an actor, a musician.

00:20:43.000 And it goes on for a fucking page.

00:20:47.000 A businessman.

00:20:48.000 A blah, blah, blah.

00:20:49.000 A blah, blah, blah.

00:20:50.000 James Todd Smith.

00:20:51.000 So ladies love cool James. 0.54

00:20:56.000 And after the page, you turn the page after this giant list of all the things I am, me, me, me.

00:21:02.000 And then it goes, but first and foremost, I am a man.

00:21:07.000 Chapter one.

00:21:08.000 Hit it.

00:21:11.000 What a fucking dork.

00:21:14.000 Somebody apparently, they did say we have a problem here, and they try to keep it simple for him.

00:21:19.000 There's a grandpa saying something that makes you go, oh, geez.

00:21:21.000 All right, all right.

00:21:23.000 Get him out of here.

00:21:25.000 Biden's staff was telling, quick, turn on the tree.

00:21:27.000 Turn on the tree.

00:21:29.000 Yep, that's literally what happened to him.

00:21:31.000 And the aide was like, how did that happen?

00:21:32.000 Literally, the only thing on the prompter was, Merry Christmas, flip switch, good night.

00:21:39.000 To be fair, El Cool Dre did play professional football in the 1999 movie Any Given Sunday.

00:21:45.000 I didn't last night.

00:21:49.000 We're bringing back the Jewish nasal mumble. 1.00

00:21:56.000 All right, that's enough.

00:21:57.000 Biden, let's jump over to Mr. Rittenhouse.

00:21:59.000 Yes.

00:22:01.000 Gotta say, I feel weird about loving this guy after the Proud Boys incident.

00:22:05.000 Should I get over that or should I not?

00:22:07.000 Am I a pussy if I get over it?

00:22:09.000 Or am I an adult?

00:22:10.000 We'll find out after this break.

00:22:31.000 If I catch any of you fuckers alone, I'm going to fucking kill you.

00:22:35.000 It's almost like you could like Michael Jackson's music, but not like the guy.

00:22:38.000 Well, hold on, he's not a pedophile.

00:22:40.000 Because he threw the Proud Boys under the bus.

00:22:42.000 I don't think Michael Jackson's a pedophile, to be honest.

00:22:46.000 This guy, Razorfist, who we're going to get on the show soon to convince you about this, he's very popular, and he lays out a spellbinding, whatever you would call it.

00:22:58.000 Defense.

00:22:59.000 Defense.

00:23:00.000 Of Michael Jackson.

00:23:01.000 Yes.

00:23:02.000 It's really good.

00:23:02.000 Like, the people that, I mean, it's endless.

00:23:06.000 He's like an edgy Styx Hexenhammer.

00:23:09.000 Styx Hexenhammer is pretty edgy.

00:23:11.000 I do not believe he was ever a pedophile.

00:23:14.000 Look at how Michael Jackson behaved when it was actually time for him to break the law.

00:23:19.000 When he wanted to illegally anesthetize himself with propofol, he found Conrad Murray, a doctor with financial problems that had changed.

00:23:25.000 So that's just speculation, but he goes into the witnesses against him, and they were all like people that worked for him, like guards that stole from him and things like that.

00:23:35.000 I'm talking about the children who are now adults who said they would spread their ass cheeks and he would ejaculate under their anal lips. 0.57

00:23:40.000 Yeah, so their story had changed multiple times over the years when their careers had dried up from the like the one kid.

00:23:47.000 Yeah, it's pretty good.

00:23:50.000 Okay.

00:23:51.000 This is the man, by the way, ladies and gentlemen, who believes that 5G is a weapon and considered flat earth for a long time.

00:23:59.000 And thirdly, he believed dinosaurs didn't exist.

00:24:04.000 I think you've changed your mind on all those?

00:24:06.000 Are you agnostic about dinosaurs?

00:24:09.000 I'm not sure about the dinosaurs still, but the Earth, I don't think, is flat.

00:24:14.000 But it's not spherical?

00:24:16.000 I think it's spherical.

00:24:17.000 Okay.

00:24:18.000 But dinosaurs, you could take or leave.

00:24:23.000 I don't know if I've been able to.

00:24:23.000 Wow, I have to keep checking in on you because there was a while where you said they didn't exist.

00:24:27.000 Then you said, no, that's stupid.

00:24:29.000 What was the fuck was I thinking?

00:24:30.000 Because I made fun of you.

00:24:31.000 And now you're back.

00:24:32.000 It's like a plant.

00:24:33.000 I haven't watered it in a while.

00:24:34.000 I don't know.

00:24:34.000 And now you're back to...

00:24:36.000 The 5G, I don't know, but how about the moon landing?

00:24:40.000 I'm not sure.

00:24:43.000 God, you're dumb.

00:24:43.000 You know what I was thinking?

00:24:44.000 I was looking at someone doing watch repairs, and I thought, I guarantee you, within the next five years, Zoomers or whatever the newest ones are going to be called, bloomers, they're going to say watches aren't real.

00:24:57.000 Interesting concept.

00:24:58.000 They're going to say that it's just random mechanics in there and it's actually a digital LED screen.

00:25:04.000 If you can make a video and put that on YouTube, I might believe it.

00:25:09.000 I know what I'm saying.

00:25:10.000 You're Gallibel. 1.00

00:25:12.000 Gullibles travels.

00:25:14.000 That's your life.

00:25:18.000 What is this?

00:25:18.000 Oh, I thought this was interesting.

00:25:20.000 And this kind of inspired us to do another episode of Ridiculosity where I just thought this video, this is a random attack in Minneapolis.

00:25:31.000 Where is this?

00:25:32.000 I can't remember what it is.

00:25:33.000 It doesn't really matter.

00:25:35.000 But I just thought this is such a great example of the past two years of riding.

00:25:42.000 Smashing giant window panes.

00:25:44.000 I don't know if this is police headquarters or just like the head of Macy's.

00:25:49.000 They don't really seem to give a shit.

00:25:51.000 Yes, in Portland, they're particularly hard on police buildings.

00:25:55.000 But when you go up and down Fifth Avenue in New York City, you see that they don't really give a fuck.

00:26:01.000 They'd like some free handbags, but the idea that all of this rioting was for civil rights is so juvenile.

00:26:08.000 Like, okay, so America killed George Floyd.

00:26:11.000 So you're smashing and vandalizing America.

00:26:16.000 And now you think I'm kidding, but that's their logic.

00:26:20.000 That's what Michelle Obama basically said, that it was a civil rights demonstration, and rioting is the only way they can be heard.

00:26:27.000 So we had to smash a bunch of windows so you can know that cops keep kneeling on people who are dying of fentanyl overdoses.

00:26:35.000 You can buy more windows and merchandise, but you can't buy George Floyd back.

00:26:39.000 Yeah, George Floyd doesn't want George Floyd back.

00:26:43.000 I bet if we found him in the afterlife and said, good news, I met the guys who did the Poltergeist movie and they threw in a baseball with a rope on it.

00:26:51.000 We can bring you back to Earth.

00:26:52.000 He'd be like, no, man.

00:26:54.000 I was never even meant to be born.

00:26:56.000 I was an accident.

00:27:02.000 What about, and then we go, you know, at my show, we have this thing, The Bird, which is the Bald Eagle, where we make fun of your brother Filonius.

00:27:09.000 And he's like, who?

00:27:11.000 Filonius, your brother?

00:27:13.000 I ain't seen that nigga in about 100 years. 1.00

00:27:16.000 Well, he's your brother.

00:27:17.000 Oh, yeah, a lot of brothers and sisters all over the place.

00:27:20.000 I made a lot of babies, too.

00:27:22.000 I don't like the nuclear family.

00:27:24.000 So you they don't like the nuclear family, so they explode it with a nuclear weapon.

00:27:29.000 And grandpa has the nuclear codes.

00:27:32.000 So anyway, I just thought this video is a perfect example of what the rioting was.

00:27:39.000 It's a bunch of fucking spoiled brats with an axe to grind because their lives suck and their parents are divorced. 0.99

00:27:47.000 Smashing just random windows without a point.

00:27:50.000 That might be a police station.

00:27:52.000 It might not.

00:27:52.000 It doesn't matter.

00:27:54.000 And then they attack some dude.

00:27:56.000 He's recording this on, by the way, with his glasses, which doesn't last.

00:28:00.000 And eventually they mob him.

00:28:02.000 They're about to kill him.

00:28:03.000 And to save his life, he lets some shots go off in the air and then runs away.

00:28:08.000 This is America.

00:28:09.000 If we had to put any video in a time capsule, it would be this one.

00:28:12.000 Look at her.

00:28:13.000 She's ready to throw down more than anyone.

00:28:15.000 The white chick comes right up. 1.00

00:28:17.000 Every Prowboy stabbing is prefaced by a fat chick telling everyone to go fuck themselves. 1.00

00:28:22.000 I love all the attackers' faces.

00:28:23.000 This isn't all of them, but this is what I have.

00:28:26.000 And again, I'm not going to talk about this case on YouTube.

00:28:30.000 I'm just going to show you an alternate angle from this attack.

00:28:34.000 If you recognize any of these people, please contact the Grand Rapids.

00:28:37.000 You know, if a black dude is pulling his pants up, it's about to go down. 1.00

00:28:41.000 Anonymous silentobserver.org to please identify them.

00:28:50.000 Good work.

00:28:52.000 We should be nicer to blacks, or we'll get our windows smashed. 1.00

00:28:56.000 Is that the message?

00:28:59.000 So I don't know how they know he's recording anything.

00:29:01.000 Oh, no.

00:29:01.000 He told them to stop.

00:29:02.000 That's it.

00:29:03.000 He said, guys, guys, guys, we're not accomplishing anything here.

00:29:06.000 Stand back.

00:29:06.000 Let's just stop.

00:29:08.000 Like, oh, so you're racist?

00:29:10.000 So then they start pounding him.

00:29:12.000 That's what happens when you try to.

00:29:14.000 Which I kind of agree with in a sense.

00:29:16.000 Like, don't go over there and tell people to stop breaking windows.

00:29:19.000 Not unless you're armed.

00:29:21.000 I had to stop scolding myself.

00:29:23.000 Stop myself from scolding a kid who littered the other day.

00:29:27.000 And there's the shot.

00:29:35.000 So he gets it here.

00:29:36.000 They're pounding him.

00:29:37.000 His life is in danger.

00:29:38.000 You know they're going to stomp on his head.

00:29:41.000 Yeah, the audio's not synced that well.

00:29:44.000 But look at this.

00:29:45.000 So he's like, I'm like, getting the fuck out of here.

00:29:47.000 They chase him.

00:29:48.000 They're chasing a man with a gun.

00:29:51.000 Who fired the gun?

00:29:52.000 Who fired the gun?

00:29:53.000 Oh, this is in California.

00:29:54.000 This looks like it's in...

00:29:56.000 That looks like Santa...

00:29:58.000 Santa Rosa?

00:29:59.000 Santa something.

00:30:01.000 Isn't that weird?

00:30:03.000 Is this like they want to die?

00:30:06.000 Why are you chasing someone with a gun?

00:30:09.000 I think what I've noticed with a lot of these mob scenes is they like to get as close as they can to the action and back away again.

00:30:14.000 So it's like a drug.

00:30:16.000 The adrenaline hit they're going for.

00:30:18.000 So they are chasing a guy with a gun, but they don't want to get too close.

00:30:21.000 And then there's some homicidal maniacs with long criminal records, usually involving domestic abuse, who hit them with a skateboard.

00:30:29.000 As we saw yesterday, Rittenhouse isn't the first.

00:30:31.000 And they kick them and they jump on them and they occasionally pull out a gun.

00:30:35.000 Those are the ones that really want to die.

00:30:38.000 But this whole, these past two years have just been people using adrenaline as a drug.

00:30:43.000 As the Dead Kennedys say, rioting the unbeatable high.

00:30:48.000 Adrenaline shoots your nerves to the sky.

00:30:51.000 Everyone knows this town is going to blow and it's all going to blow right now.

00:31:00.000 Tomorrow you're homeless.

00:31:01.000 Tonight it's a blast.

00:31:02.000 What am I doing right now?

00:31:04.000 That would be Michael Eric Dyson.

00:31:07.000 Correct.

00:31:08.000 Motherfuckers got it bad because I'm brown.

00:31:11.000 They have the authority to kill a minority. 0.73

00:31:15.000 That's right.

00:31:15.000 What an absolute nincom poop that guy is.

00:31:18.000 I'm so glad we're not doing those anymore because they were just so tiring.

00:31:22.000 You know what sums them up?

00:31:24.000 Michael Eric Dyson goes, are you aware of the studies that show that black men are more present in their families than other races?

00:31:31.000 And Michelle Malkin is sitting back in her chair with her legs crossed and she just goes, no, I'm not familiar with that study.

00:31:40.000 I was just like.

00:31:41.000 Do you like when Batman beat up Superman and Predator Kid?

00:31:45.000 Yeah, no, I don't know that.

00:31:47.000 It's equal to like a kid singing.

00:31:50.000 Did you know criminals actually have more empathy than the average person?

00:31:54.000 What?

00:31:55.000 No.

00:31:55.000 Yeah, look at her body language during the...

00:31:58.000 She's so bored. 0.83

00:31:59.000 First, she's like leaned in.

00:32:00.000 She's like, okay, we're having a conversation.

00:32:02.000 And then when you go through it, she's leaning so far back.

00:32:07.000 I believe she reclines at some point.

00:32:08.000 I think she falls back.

00:32:09.000 She's playing flat on the ground.

00:32:11.000 And look, maybe he's trying to counter that by going like this, pretending like, I'm bored too.

00:32:15.000 Right.

00:32:16.000 That looks really dark.

00:32:18.000 Having said all that, I'm not even disagreeing with the trauma.

00:32:22.000 A fatherlessness, right?

00:32:24.000 When Jay says, Jay-Z says, now all my teachers couldn't reach me and my mama couldn't beat me hard enough to match the pain of my pop-sing me.

00:32:31.000 that's no.

00:32:32.000 That's the second time he did that.

00:32:33.000 Yeah, it's his thing.

00:32:34.000 Those are his poets.

00:32:36.000 A fatherlessness, right?

00:32:37.000 When Jay says, Jay-Z says, now all my teachers couldn't reach me, and my mama couldn't beat me hard enough to match the pain in my pop-not sing.

00:32:44.000 That's hard.

00:32:47.000 He knows his audience, though.

00:32:48.000 He was about to say Jay, first name, basis, and then he realizes like, y'all crack his need.

00:32:53.000 Jay-Z, I mean.

00:32:54.000 Yeah, I definitely need you to add the Z. All right, shall we. 0.96

00:32:59.000 Speaking of videos, let's get ridiculosified.

00:33:02.000 I'm going to put on my sweatshirt, my khakis, my chucks, and my hat all in one second.

00:33:09.000 And then we're going to go through about five or six videos that have sort of been backing up my old hard drive.

00:33:32.000 Thank you, thank you.

00:33:34.000 Welcome back to Ridiculosity.

00:33:36.000 We got a ton of videos for you.

00:33:37.000 Let me tell you something about final video.

00:33:39.000 It's a ripoff.

00:33:41.000 It's only one video a show.

00:33:43.000 We got videos piling up through the roof, so we got to catch up on them, yo.

00:33:47.000 I got my main homegirl here, dolphin girl. 0.91

00:33:51.000 And we're going to go through these videos one by one because they've been piling up, yo.

00:33:55.000 We got to clean out the computer.

00:33:57.000 So this first video, meritocracy is what happens in sports.

00:34:01.000 Everything else is nepotism.

00:34:03.000 Hollywood is just actors and actresses whose parents are in the industry.

00:34:08.000 Politics is Hollywood for ugly people.

00:34:11.000 Pretty much every person in a position of power doesn't belong there, except for sports.

00:34:18.000 Not only are the players the greatest in the game, literally, but the managers, the coaches, they all know what they're doing.

00:34:25.000 Don't believe me?

00:34:26.000 Why don't we test this wrestling coach and see if he deserves to be telling other people, especially young men, how to wrestle?

00:34:35.000 Let's see what we got, yo.

00:34:38.000 Get him, get up.

00:34:40.000 He gets him down, flips him off immediately, and then does the whirling dervish, circles around, gets him down, and boom.

00:34:50.000 One, two, three, you're done.

00:34:56.000 Isn't that fantastic?

00:34:57.000 And I love that you can do that.

00:35:00.000 Not only is there meritocracy in sports still a little bit, I mean, it's getting woke and everything woke turns to shit, but you can also fuck around with your boss, joke around, have fun, challenge him.

00:35:14.000 Like that guy, your wrestling coach when you're in high school is essentially your boss.

00:35:18.000 That guy just took his boss, picked him up, and threw him on the ground.

00:35:22.000 No problem.

00:35:23.000 That was cool.

00:35:24.000 You want to test me?

00:35:25.000 Test me, bitch. 1.00

00:35:26.000 You know who else does that?

00:35:27.000 Wolves.

00:35:28.000 The alpha in the wolf pack is constantly being challenged by the lowers down because they want to be alpha.

00:35:35.000 Okay, test me.

00:35:36.000 I'll knock you the fuck out. 0.99

00:35:38.000 All right.

00:35:39.000 Next video.

00:35:41.000 Hey, dolphin girl, you ever cheated on your boyfriend? 0.88

00:35:51.000 I think you have.

00:35:53.000 You cheated on me.

00:35:54.000 That's why we broke up.

00:35:58.000 So this is the scenario.

00:35:59.000 Guy's getting divorced, right?

00:36:02.000 He's got to give up the house.

00:36:03.000 His wife is a slut. 1.00

00:36:06.000 She's actually fucking one of his friends right now. 1.00

00:36:09.000 And this friend is engaged to someone.

00:36:12.000 So this asshole, the friend, is fucking this guy's wife as he's splitting up with her, which here's the rule with exes.

00:36:19.000 You know when you're allowed to fuck a dude's ex? 1.00

00:36:22.000 Never o'clock.

00:36:23.000 Never.

00:36:24.000 Plenty of fish in the sea.

00:36:25.000 Sorry, you cannot have her.

00:36:27.000 You can't fuck your friend's ex-wife, ex-girlfriend. 0.92

00:36:30.000 No.

00:36:30.000 They're off the table.

00:36:32.000 Anyway, this asshole is not only cheating on his fiancé, but he's fucking this guy's wife.

00:36:36.000 So the guy comes over to his house, his ex-house.

00:36:38.000 I don't know what you want to call it.

00:36:40.000 That's probably up to the courts to decide.

00:36:42.000 Turns the lights on, catches them in the act.

00:36:45.000 She's fucking freaked out, as the Scots say.

00:36:48.000 And the bad guy in this pretends he's asleep.

00:36:53.000 Have you ever done this, Dolphin Girl, when shit's going down, you just pretend you're asleep? 0.80

00:36:58.000 I mean, there's times when you're a little kid and your dad picks you up out of the back seat and he carries you inside.

00:37:06.000 We've all pretended to be asleep that time.

00:37:08.000 It's fun.

00:37:09.000 But because you get a free ride to bed.

00:37:12.000 But in this case, dude, you're clearly awake.

00:37:17.000 I might hit it.

00:37:22.000 Dogs, lots of dogs.

00:37:23.000 Maybe that's why you got divorced. 1.00

00:37:25.000 You gave her dogs instead of kids. 1.00

00:37:28.000 Woof, woof. 1.00

00:37:33.000 Oh, shit.

00:37:36.000 Morning.

00:37:37.000 What up?

00:37:38.000 Good morning.

00:37:40.000 Get out.

00:37:41.000 Wake up.

00:37:42.000 What?

00:37:43.000 I'm asleep.

00:37:43.000 You're so f ⁇ ing.

00:37:44.000 You're so f ⁇ ed. 0.99

00:37:46.000 You guys played the fucking game.

00:37:48.000 Totally asleep.

00:37:49.000 Actually, you're sleeping.

00:37:50.000 I'm playing the fucking game.

00:37:51.000 You saw his eyes open?

00:37:52.000 What do you think this is going to?

00:37:53.000 No, I missed that.

00:37:54.000 What do you think this shit's going to?

00:37:57.000 What up?

00:37:57.000 What are you going to do?

00:37:58.000 Go back to bed?

00:38:00.000 Get out! 0.98

00:38:01.000 Wake up!

00:38:03.000 So tired, man.

00:38:05.000 You're so f ⁇ ing. 1.00

00:38:06.000 You're so f ⁇ ed up. 0.99

00:38:08.000 You guys played the fucking game.

00:38:10.000 You fucking bitch. 1.00

00:38:11.000 Act like you're sleeping.

00:38:12.000 I'm playing the fucking game.

00:38:13.000 Look at.

00:38:14.000 Who do you think this is going to?

00:38:16.000 Where do you think this shit's going to?

00:38:18.000 Get out.

00:38:18.000 I'm playing the fucking game.

00:38:20.000 You want to ignore me.

00:38:21.000 Does he know you went out with me earlier?

00:38:23.000 He doesn't.

00:38:24.000 I'm going to f ⁇ it all up just like you f ⁇ me up. 0.99

00:38:27.000 Please.

00:38:27.000 I'm going to play the same game.

00:38:28.000 Hey, Brandon.

00:38:29.000 Wake up, brother.

00:38:30.000 Brandon, we know you're awake, dude.

00:38:32.000 Let's go, Brandon.

00:38:33.000 It's not that big of a deal.

00:38:35.000 Let's go, Brandon.

00:38:36.000 Brandon.

00:38:37.000 What?

00:38:37.000 Where's your fiancé?

00:38:38.000 What happened?

00:38:39.000 Where am I?

00:38:39.000 Come on.

00:38:41.000 Oh, she's so tired.

00:38:44.000 Call the cops.

00:38:45.000 She's got a nice little ass. 1.00

00:38:46.000 My name's on this house just like you.

00:38:49.000 Call him.

00:38:51.000 Brandon, what did you do?

00:38:53.000 Own up, man.

00:38:55.000 What is this shit bro?

00:38:57.000 Hide your fing face. 0.97

00:39:00.000 I can't believe this shit.

00:39:02.000 Swipe it out of his hand.

00:39:03.000 What you just did to me.

00:39:05.000 I want you to remember this forever.

00:39:09.000 I don't.

00:39:09.000 I'm not pussyfooting around.

00:39:11.000 Yeah, you are.

00:39:13.000 Your husband is at his house while you're with the cheater.

00:39:17.000 We're getting a divorce.

00:39:19.000 Shouldn't the guy pound him?

00:39:21.000 Alright, I have it on video.

00:39:22.000 I'm out.

00:39:23.000 It's kind of a pussy move. 1.00

00:39:25.000 You don't have anything to say.

00:39:27.000 They're both pussies, really. 0.96

00:39:29.000 Just sleeping with my dogs.

00:39:32.000 He's with your bitch and your bitches. 1.00

00:39:35.000 I'm leaving.

00:39:36.000 Tell him I'm leaving.

00:39:38.000 This is all I needed.

00:39:39.000 This is all I needed.

00:39:41.000 He moved out with his friend, but legally his name is still on the deed.

00:39:45.000 Tell him you're sleeping with someone who's cheating on his fiancé. 0.97

00:39:50.000 Tell him that.

00:39:52.000 I mean, come on, dudes.

00:39:53.000 If there was ever a time to throw hands, it's now.

00:39:56.000 I don't want to sound like I'm endorsing violence because the cops told me to stop doing that.

00:40:01.000 But am I the only one who watches these things and I'm like, fucking fight.

00:40:06.000 Both of you should fight.

00:40:07.000 Even the guy who fucked up, he's getting caught red-handed.

00:40:11.000 He might as well just fucking stand up and be a man and start throwing hands.

00:40:15.000 Swipe the phone out of his hand.

00:40:16.000 The other guy should just start pounding him. 0.85

00:40:18.000 You have the advantage.

00:40:19.000 The guy's asleep.

00:40:21.000 Like the phone.

00:40:23.000 Aha, I'm embarrassed you with my phone.

00:40:26.000 Ooh, your phone.

00:40:27.000 What a weapon.

00:40:28.000 What a gay weapon. 1.00

00:40:30.000 That video is the state of man today, and it ain't good.

00:40:34.000 All right, let's check in with some bleeps.

00:40:38.000 These are some bleeps at the airport.

00:40:39.000 Now, I don't know about you, but like I don't even fart at the airport.

00:40:43.000 If my shoes untied, I shit my pants.

00:40:47.000 I'm a domestic terrorist in Canada.

00:40:49.000 So if I flew to Canada, I surely would be arrested.

00:40:51.000 We hear about our friends getting held there.

00:40:53.000 Nick Fuentes gets held for hours at a time because the powers that be don't like a joke he made about the Holocaust.

00:41:02.000 Okay, so you're not allowed on an airplane if you make certain jokes.

00:41:06.000 All right, that seems fair.

00:41:08.000 But then the bleeps, now that flying is cheap, they're trying it out and they seem to be able to get away with everything but murder. 1.00

00:41:18.000 Look at this brawl.

00:41:21.000 What's that clicking sound?

00:41:24.000 Oh, you're going to lose your Gucci slides.

00:41:27.000 Those things are staying on really well, aren't they?

00:41:30.000 Look at the slides hanging tight.

00:41:36.000 Oh, she's got the top of a garbage can. 1.00

00:41:40.000 How do they know who's on what side here?

00:41:44.000 Is it like two groups traveled together and then they decide they both hate each other?

00:41:48.000 Who's fighting whom?

00:41:52.000 No cops anywhere.

00:41:55.000 Ever.

00:41:57.000 I don't get it.

00:41:57.000 Like, you can't make a joke at customs, or at least white people can't.

00:42:01.000 Make a bomb joke when they're going through customs or they'll end up right in the slammer.

00:42:05.000 But rampant violence, which appears to be a five-on-five fight?

00:42:10.000 Who's fighting who here?

00:42:11.000 Look at that.

00:42:12.000 She's got the thing that has the ropes. 1.00

00:42:16.000 She's got the stand for the dividers. 1.00

00:42:18.000 That would do some damage if that got you in the head.

00:42:20.000 Those things are heavy.

00:42:23.000 I said heavy weird.

00:42:24.000 That was fun.

00:42:25.000 All right.

00:42:26.000 What do you think of that, dolphin girl?

00:42:30.000 I feel like because you're a rap chick, you've slept with a lot of black dudes. 0.98

00:42:34.000 Do you burn the coal?

00:42:39.000 Okay.

00:42:40.000 And here's some bleeps at the donut shop.

00:42:42.000 Let's see how they're holding up.

00:42:46.000 So next video.

00:42:49.000 Oh, wait.

00:42:50.000 Now this is, check this out.

00:42:52.000 This is an employee at the donut shop.

00:42:55.000 I guess the woman at Dunkin' Donuts, the customer said something like, what's taking you so long?

00:42:59.000 And watch your attitude or something like that.

00:43:01.000 I bet that's what she said.

00:43:03.000 And you don't talk to bleeps that way. 1.00

00:43:05.000 Not when they are so used to bleep privilege.

00:43:13.000 Here she comes. 1.00

00:43:14.000 You want your fucking coffee?

00:43:17.000 Stop! 1.00

00:43:18.000 Stop, it's not worth it.

00:43:21.000 It's not worth it.

00:43:22.000 It's not worth it.

00:43:26.000 She grabs a full coffee.

00:43:27.000 I don't know where that came from.

00:43:30.000 Where did she get that full coffee from? 0.83

00:43:32.000 But the woman that she splashed is not... 0.97

00:43:34.000 Look at this woman just doing nothing. 1.00

00:43:35.000 I don't want to get involved.

00:43:37.000 I'll block the sign.

00:43:39.000 Don't get involved.

00:43:40.000 Don't get in trouble.

00:43:43.000 That's what pisses me off with all this shit.

00:43:45.000 Look at this woman. 1.00

00:43:46.000 Wait, did you show her when she got hit with the coffee?

00:43:48.000 Is this screen cropped?

00:43:51.000 Yep.

00:43:52.000 Oh, because I thought after she gets hit with the coffee, she stands there frozen. 0.98

00:43:56.000 But I don't see it in this version.

00:43:59.000 Ryan, are you positive?

00:44:01.000 Or sorry, Dolphin Girl, are you positive this isn't a crop?

00:44:04.000 Yep.

00:44:06.000 Oh, shoot.

00:44:08.000 Maybe I've seen another version of it.

00:44:12.000 Look, she's washing her shoe. 1.00

00:44:18.000 She just came off.

00:44:24.000 Wait, go back to the coffee throw.

00:44:26.000 I must be wrong.

00:44:28.000 But I just, I thought she stood there frozen after she got a coffee to the face.

00:44:32.000 No, it's before that.

00:44:36.000 Around now.

00:44:46.000 Fingers crossed.

00:44:48.000 This one isn't looking as worthy.

00:44:54.000 Yeah, there we go.

00:44:55.000 I'm sorry.

00:44:55.000 It's only a split second.

00:44:56.000 She's just doing this thing.

00:44:59.000 Like, have you noticed a pattern here with white passive activities?

00:45:04.000 You get caught fucking up your marriage, your imminent marriage, and screwing your buddy's ex-wife, and you just lie there and put a blanket over your face.

00:45:13.000 This woman gets nailed with a coffee, and her first instinct is to freeze in place. 1.00

00:45:18.000 Okay, I just got coffified.

00:45:22.000 Like, say, what the fuck, you stupid cunt. 0.99

00:45:26.000 What the fuck's the matter with you?

00:45:27.000 And then the other one's just on her phone touching.

00:45:29.000 Like, When did we become such pussies?

00:45:32.000 If shit is happening around you, react to it.

00:45:37.000 Should everyone take boxing?

00:45:38.000 I don't understand.

00:45:40.000 All right, let's jump to a place where masculinity still exists. 1.00

00:45:46.000 Now, of course, Australia has this lockdown and they seem to be taking way too much abuse there from the police and the powers that be.

00:45:56.000 But, and maybe this video is kind of old, there is still masculinity in Australia, more than here in America.

00:46:03.000 I know it sounds crazy because you're watching them succumb to fascism over on that gigantic island, but Australia has more balls than America or Canada or Britain.

00:46:16.000 So this guy's doing a talk and someone eggs him in the head.

00:46:22.000 He gets eczema.

00:46:26.000 That's the kid there.

00:46:29.000 He's going to come up and make his move on this politician.

00:46:32.000 Oh no, it's not the kid's son.

00:46:33.000 Look, wax him right away.

00:46:38.000 Like, that kid's never doing that again.

00:46:40.000 Look at all the flip-flops in Australia.

00:46:43.000 Wait, go back to the beginning.

00:46:45.000 We've got to check this out.

00:46:46.000 I want to see the beginning.

00:46:48.000 It's dope. 0.55

00:46:51.000 He's there.

00:46:51.000 Boom.

00:46:52.000 1, 1,000, 2, 1,000.

00:46:53.000 Two seconds it took him to hit the guy.

00:46:57.000 Boom.

00:46:58.000 Oh, and look, look, stop, stop, stop.

00:47:00.000 Then the kid retaliates in a half-hearted punch that goes like for his kidney, and he gets him again.

00:47:09.000 Wait, more, more, more, more.

00:47:10.000 Go right to the egg.

00:47:12.000 Boom.

00:47:13.000 So boom with the egg.

00:47:15.000 One, two, swat, shitty punch.

00:47:18.000 Damn, bang, bang, bang. 0.99

00:47:20.000 And then they maul him.

00:47:22.000 Maul him.

00:47:23.000 Wrestle him to the ground.

00:47:24.000 Get his ribs.

00:47:26.000 Get his ribs.

00:47:28.000 Break some ribs.

00:47:30.000 It's the perfect punishment because for the next six weeks you're reminded of your arrogance.

00:47:38.000 I mean, God designed that for a reason.

00:47:41.000 You can't fart, cough, sneeze, laugh, get out of bed, get in a car for six weeks.

00:47:48.000 Now punching in the face.

00:47:49.000 You want to punch someone in the face to knock them down.

00:47:51.000 But once you get someone down, this repeatedly punching in the face, okay, he's going to have swollen cheeks.

00:47:56.000 He'll be fine in two days.

00:47:58.000 Not the ribs.

00:47:59.000 You get the ribs.

00:48:00.000 You've cursed a man.

00:48:02.000 I curse you.

00:48:04.000 All right, let's get a little more serious here.

00:48:08.000 Hey, dolphin girl, have you ever seen a horse beat the shit out of anyone?

00:48:13.000 Ha ha?

00:48:17.000 Ha ha ho? 0.91

00:48:18.000 Is that Spanish?

00:48:20.000 Like a taco, yes.

00:48:22.000 You're hungry?

00:48:25.000 No lo se? 0.82

00:48:29.000 I've never seen this before.

00:48:30.000 I didn't know.

00:48:30.000 I thought I've seen horses kick people, but have you ever seen a horse beat the living shit out of a human?

00:48:42.000 What's this now?

00:48:44.000 Wait, is that crop too?

00:48:46.000 Wait a minute, Ryan.

00:48:47.000 This way is crop.

00:48:49.000 The other one.

00:48:51.000 Wait, now you're Hispanic? 0.98

00:48:52.000 Now you're Mexican?

00:48:55.000 She's not Mexican, for the record.

00:48:58.000 She's very white. 0.76

00:49:00.000 So zoom out.

00:49:01.000 I don't care if we see someone's Instagram account.

00:49:04.000 Yeah, all the action is right over here.

00:49:10.000 Hit it.

00:49:16.000 There's a dude there.

00:49:19.000 I guess it's biting the guy.

00:49:21.000 And those teeth, I mean, we've seen what they do to an apple.

00:49:24.000 So he's hoofing him and biting him.

00:49:29.000 Look at that.

00:49:30.000 Slamming him around.

00:49:32.000 What did you do?

00:49:33.000 God, I wish I knew the backstory on this.

00:49:35.000 Maybe it was just this asshole who just for fun would always go in and flick the horse in the eye every day.

00:49:40.000 Look at him.

00:49:42.000 I didn't know horses do this.

00:49:44.000 I knew deer did.

00:49:45.000 I heard of a deer.

00:49:46.000 Rob Deerdeck beat the living shit out of a dude who was trying to domesticate it.

00:49:51.000 Look at that.

00:49:51.000 Is he taking chunks out of your back, dude?

00:49:54.000 Oh.

00:49:57.000 Look at this guy.

00:49:59.000 Wait, go back, go back.

00:50:00.000 I was too fixated on the horse kicking his ass.

00:50:04.000 Is this guy a pussy? 0.96

00:50:05.000 So he shows up.

00:50:08.000 What's he got there?

00:50:10.000 Oh, he's got a whip or something.

00:50:13.000 All right, that worked.

00:50:15.000 And now the horse is...

00:50:16.000 Look at that horse's face.

00:50:18.000 Is that blood?

00:50:21.000 Can you imagine the fucking trauma and nightmares you'd have if you got beat up by a horse?

00:50:28.000 You'd never be able to say the word horse again.

00:50:31.000 Must be intense.

00:50:33.000 All right.

00:50:34.000 This one is totally not ridiculous.

00:50:37.000 It's just a really talented artist drawing a city.

00:50:40.000 I don't know why I included it in this list.

00:50:42.000 It's not freaky.

00:50:44.000 This is not someone falling off a cliff.

00:50:46.000 This is just a dude drawing a city using three vanishing points.

00:50:50.000 And when I saw this, I thought, what a great activity to do with the kids on a rainy Sunday.

00:50:56.000 Lay that out in a much bigger piece of paper, and you can draw any kind of building, cars, all kinds of cool shit.

00:51:02.000 Wesley Willis, the functional retard, he would do all this with the three vanishing points in his head. 0.98

00:51:11.000 Incredible guy.

00:51:14.000 So yeah, hit it.

00:51:17.000 So a lot of ridiculousness is pro-skater shit, laughing at someone who falls down or tries to jump over something and then they slip and they get mud on their hair.

00:51:27.000 But this whole thing comes from things I couldn't squeeze into final video.

00:51:36.000 And maybe you guys aren't drawers, so you're not impressed by this.

00:51:39.000 But once you lay out these three vanishing points, the whole thing basically does itself.

00:51:45.000 The contrast is really blown out here, Dolphin Girl.

00:51:49.000 Well, it's getting better now.

00:51:52.000 Isn't that cool?

00:51:55.000 See, comic books, I thought that would be my life in the late 80s, early 90s, But like this work you're seeing here, which is a good day, that might be one page, it might even be one panel.

00:52:10.000 But it looks really cool.

00:52:11.000 All right, I feel kind of embarrassed for showing that.

00:52:13.000 Oh, yeah, that's a good one, too.

00:52:17.000 You can tell the guy's not that talented when he draws like the air conditioners and shit on the roof.

00:52:24.000 But it still looks fucking amazing because it's such a cool concept.

00:52:27.000 That's one vanishing point for the whole thing.

00:52:31.000 And you just throw some cars at the end and boom, you have Spider-Man's perspective.

00:52:39.000 Dolphin Girl likes that. 0.99

00:52:41.000 Okay, I think this is our last one.

00:52:43.000 And this is, again, not exciting.

00:52:46.000 This is not someone wiping out.

00:52:47.000 It's not typical of the ridiculous culture that we like to foment here on ridiculosity.

00:52:54.000 But I just thought this is the most incredible drone footage I've ever seen.

00:52:58.000 It might be old news to you now, but talk about a coordinated effort.

00:53:03.000 I mean, Barstool Sports gets a lot of shit from lefties because they hate masculinity and capitalism and sports and fucking guys who speak up about Joe Rogan and Iver Mectin and censorship and the First Amendment.

00:53:17.000 Basically, Barstool Sports encapsulates everything these lefties hate and it's fucking awesome.

00:53:23.000 It's a fantastic place to work.

00:53:26.000 And I'm, you know, everyone thinks, they see guys like this and they go, oh, they made a bunch of money being racist jocks.

00:53:32.000 No, they made a bunch of money busting their asses, making great business decisions on Dave Portnoy's end, but also making shit like this.

00:53:41.000 Look at this quality.

00:53:42.000 So it starts out with a boring pizza review.

00:53:48.000 All right, pizza review time.

00:53:51.000 We are at a.

00:53:57.000 This is, there's got to be cheats in here somewhere.

00:54:02.000 Isn't flying a drone super hard?

00:54:07.000 Are there cuts here that I'm not seeing?

00:54:10.000 Maybe if you do it really slow and then speed it up.

00:54:14.000 Oh yeah.

00:54:16.000 That could have been a cut.

00:54:18.000 But look, those guys are all in real time.

00:54:21.000 You see a cut?

00:54:24.000 You see a hard movement.

00:54:30.000 I missed it.

00:54:31.000 Am I blind?

00:54:32.000 I missed it.

00:54:35.000 It's kind of, I mean, the easy part is, you know, when you see the drone, it's time to start freaking out.

00:54:40.000 But you see the way that steam is going in that popcorn, that's all in real time.

00:54:43.000 So this isn't slow down.

00:54:49.000 How did they do this?

00:54:51.000 Internet's down again.

00:54:53.000 All right.

00:54:54.000 The audio is fantastic.

00:54:55.000 What's going on in KFC radio?

00:54:58.000 Look, and wait a minute.

00:54:59.000 That was hard as a rock.

00:55:00.000 Like stable as a rock, I mean.

00:55:03.000 This might be a handheld camera.

00:55:05.000 Okay, so it switched from a drone to handheld.

00:55:08.000 I guess they're holding the drone.

00:55:10.000 Yeah, maybe they hold the drone for a bit and then they release it and then they grab it again.

00:55:14.000 Or maybe they catch the drone when it goes inside the window.

00:55:18.000 Okay, but there's still drone type shit happening.

00:55:24.000 Like that's that could all be handheld.

00:55:27.000 But this is well, that's not droning.

00:55:29.000 Welcome to the Barstool Snapchat Show.

00:55:31.000 What a battle.

00:55:33.000 Oh my god, it's coming down.

00:55:38.000 You're right.

00:55:39.000 This could all be easily.

00:55:40.000 No, look at that.

00:55:41.000 There's a drone right there.

00:55:42.000 So I guess he threw it away.

00:55:47.000 Brilliant.

00:55:49.000 I love seeing hardworking people making quality content and busting their ass when they do it.

00:55:56.000 What are you doing?

00:55:56.000 Look at this little jolt.

00:56:04.000 Yeah, kind of like...

00:56:06.000 I didn't say shit.

00:56:07.000 Where did he say?

00:56:08.000 Go.

00:56:10.000 Oh, I saw a very, very subtle frame shift there.

00:56:14.000 Abruptly it stops, yeah.

00:56:16.000 But no.

00:56:17.000 Look, more droning.

00:56:21.000 Fucking amazing.

00:56:25.000 Isn't it weird that these guys get flack from lefties?

00:56:29.000 They even, remember there was a, Keith Oberman blamed Barstool Sports on the school shooting.

00:56:37.000 Because.

00:56:38.000 Oh no, was it Waukeshaw?

00:56:40.000 Because the guy's mom is pro-Trump.

00:56:42.000 It was either Waukesha or the shooting.

00:56:44.000 We'll look that up.

00:56:47.000 Where Keith Olberman said, yeah, it's Barstool Sports and Trump's fault.

00:56:51.000 And Dave Portnoy goes, what the fuck is wrong with you?

00:56:54.000 Did you see Pratt Boys?

00:56:56.000 What?

00:56:58.000 Let's go, Ray.

00:57:00.000 Two rules.

00:57:01.000 Don't take Frat Boys and sleep when you're down to the bottom. 0.81

00:57:03.000 Don't take Frat Boys, dummy.

00:57:05.000 Who's low?

00:57:10.000 Like this, this drone footage should be called Love America.

00:57:16.000 If you bust your ass, you can build an empire.

00:57:19.000 I've done it a couple times.

00:57:22.000 All it takes is hard work.

00:57:23.000 That's it.

00:57:25.000 Easy peasy.

00:57:28.000 And of course, balls.

00:57:31.000 Still going, all one shot.

00:57:33.000 This should be taught in film school.

00:57:36.000 Shouldn't it?

00:57:37.000 This is better than basically any student film I've ever seen, including the one where the guy rapes his dad repeatedly.

00:57:44.000 Which you can see in the interstitial for that's gay. 0.84

00:57:49.000 Still going.

00:57:50.000 Still one incredible shot.

00:57:56.000 See anything of the reflections of the TVs?

00:58:01.000 No.

00:58:01.000 Suspiciously they go low for this shot.

00:58:04.000 Suspiciously what?

00:58:06.000 They go low.

00:58:08.000 You couldn't see any reflection of a person.

00:58:11.000 Yeah, that's not a thing.

00:58:18.000 Maybe there's some software I don't know about that blends together things to make it look like one shot.

00:58:23.000 There's a chance to use a 360 camera and then use like a combination of different drones and also handheld like tubes that they hold.

00:58:31.000 Wait, you're not Mexican anymore?

00:58:33.000 Yes.

00:58:35.000 Okay, I don't want to do this show if you're not going to be Mexican. 0.98

00:58:37.000 I quit.

00:59:00.000 John Parr is that guy's name.

00:59:03.000 Did you see his fucking hair?

00:59:05.000 Yeah.

00:59:06.000 I like it.

00:59:07.000 That should be your next hair dupe. 0.98

00:59:09.000 I wish, dude.

00:59:10.000 I don't think anything could be as funny as your pinhead, though.

00:59:14.000 That's a winner.

00:59:16.000 Look at his hair.

00:59:18.000 How do you do that?

00:59:20.000 Is that like tons of hairspray and stuff?

00:59:23.000 I believe blow-drying it, for sure, is definitely part of it.

00:59:27.000 Make it big.

00:59:30.000 Who is John Parr?

00:59:31.000 I've never heard of him.

00:59:32.000 Who is John Parr?

00:59:34.000 You know, as in John Parr?

00:59:39.000 By the way, it was the school shooting.

00:59:44.000 Go to the next link under green screen there.

00:59:48.000 I wasn't sure what Keith Oberman blamed Barstool Sports for, but it was the Michigan high school shooting because his mother liked Trump.

00:59:58.000 And Barstool has been kind to Trump, and Dave Portnoy has interviewed him.

01:00:03.000 Ergo, Dave Portnoy is responsible for the deaths in that Milwaukee high school.

01:00:12.000 Basically loaded the bullets into the gun.

01:00:15.000 The only thing I think he's guilty of, and I've seen the comments here, and they said, who are you going to interview next?

01:00:22.000 Jared Fockel's prison cell?

01:00:25.000 Where are you going to do a video again?

01:00:26.000 Jared Fokel's prison cell.

01:00:28.000 Nice video, terrible company.

01:00:30.000 So there are people out there that, but the only thing I think he's guilty of.

01:00:34.000 Wait, what are you talking about?

01:00:35.000 Jared Vogel?

01:00:36.000 Is that the guy who put the...

01:00:38.000 The pedo.

01:00:38.000 The subway pedo.

01:00:41.000 Is that his name, Jared Vogel?

01:00:43.000 Jared Fockel.

01:00:45.000 What?

01:00:45.000 God, you really know how to bring the show to a screeching halt.

01:00:49.000 So people are comparing them to him, but the only thing he's really guilty of is gay walking. 1.00

01:00:55.000 Yeah, that is super gay, Dave. 0.90

01:00:57.000 It's not gaywalking, but it's similar. 0.98

01:00:59.000 He's like RuPaul.

01:01:00.000 You know what he's doing?

01:01:01.000 What's that thing?

01:01:02.000 Strike a pose?

01:01:03.000 Voguing.

01:01:04.000 Oh, Vogue.

01:01:04.000 He's Voguing.

01:01:06.000 He's about to hit the ground and then get back up again.

01:01:08.000 Jared Vogling.

01:01:11.000 Every frame.

01:01:13.000 Okay, now show Voguing. 0.99

01:01:15.000 Okay.

01:01:17.000 Dave Portnoy, New York's top Voguer.

01:01:24.000 It's the dumbest dance routine in the world.

01:01:28.000 Voguing.

01:01:30.000 Oh, wow.

01:01:30.000 I didn't know that.

01:01:31.000 We're about to learn.

01:01:33.000 How the gay community created Voguing. 1.00

01:01:35.000 I was inspired by Voguing because Voguing allows you to be anything and anyone you want to be.

01:01:39.000 Yeah, you're not invited.

01:01:41.000 It's within the realm.

01:01:44.000 A dance family.

01:01:45.000 That's what it's supposed to be, a dance family.

01:01:47.000 Ninja, House of Ninja.

01:01:48.000 I remember.

01:01:49.000 Voguing comes from Vogue magazine.

01:01:51.000 Oh.

01:01:51.000 The movements that define the dance are based on the damage.

01:01:53.000 Fag hag wife. 1.00

01:01:54.000 Look at all these people appropriating black drag culture. 0.95

01:02:03.000 Oh, shut up. 0.99

01:02:03.000 It's just a stupid walk. 0.99

01:02:06.000 It's just a very, very gay walk. 1.00

01:02:10.000 Just show that that was not voguing.

01:02:12.000 That was people ripping it off.

01:02:13.000 Not that I think it deserves any credibility, but I want to see it now.

01:02:16.000 Do like House of Ninja or like Paris is Burning trailer kind of a thing.

01:02:23.000 Oh, here we go.

01:02:25.000 This is what Dave Portnoy is doing at the beginning of that video.

01:02:29.000 Fagging. 0.91

01:02:34.000 The one dick challenge.

01:02:35.000 Was it a socks?

01:02:37.000 Yeah.

01:02:38.000 What are you doing, Ryan?

01:02:39.000 This is the House of Ninja.

01:02:53.000 Ryan, I'm going to shoot you.

01:02:56.000 It literally says House of Ninja.

01:02:57.000 You literally shoot it.

01:02:57.000 Yeah, yeah, but this is like some dumb shit.

01:03:00.000 I want to see them on a runway.

01:03:03.000 I am not gay enough to know.

01:03:04.000 Paris is burning.

01:03:05.000 There you go.

01:03:06.000 Funkin' style vogue.

01:03:13.000 Is that a woman, though? 0.97

01:03:16.000 Yeah, I think it is.

01:03:18.000 Stop stealing Homo's shit. 1.00

01:03:20.000 Women. 0.81

01:03:23.000 That's not good voguing.

01:03:24.000 I'm still not satisfied.

01:03:25.000 Do Paris's Burning Trailer.

01:03:27.000 You need a good Vogue?

01:03:28.000 Hey, I need you to do your job, actually.

01:03:30.000 I don't know about gay shit.

01:03:32.000 Well, you clearly don't know about Googling.

01:03:35.000 I looked up everything you asked me to.

01:03:37.000 Paris is Burning Trailer.

01:03:38.000 Don't be a fucking Luddite robot.

01:03:42.000 I don't get it.

01:03:44.000 Yeah.

01:03:45.000 You don't even get the insults as you fuck up your job.

01:03:54.000 It's like crossing into the looking glass.

01:03:56.000 Crossing into the looking glass.

01:04:00.000 We are back to that news.

01:04:04.000 I'm Willie Ninja, the mother of the house of Ninja.

01:04:07.000 Ninjas hit hard, they hit fast.

01:04:10.000 We come out to assassinate.

01:04:11.000 I'm Epira Larbasia, the legendary mother of the House of Larbasia.

01:04:15.000 And I've been around for two decades.

01:04:17.000 It's raining, Daddy.

01:04:22.000 Executive realness, Vogue, Shade.

01:04:26.000 We are the most gorgeous special things on earth.

01:04:34.000 Comes from ballet and martial arts.

01:04:36.000 No, it's not.

01:04:37.000 It's faggots being homosexuals. 1.00

01:04:41.000 There's nothing to it.

01:04:43.000 It's gays overdoing their faggotry. 1.00

01:04:45.000 The end.

01:04:47.000 I found it.

01:04:50.000 He looks like a gay Bond villain. 0.99

01:04:53.000 Every frame gays and the next. 1.00

01:04:54.000 By the way, I think I found the drone in that.

01:04:57.000 Where?

01:05:00.000 Here's one shot of it over here to the left, and then 211 is another shot of it.

01:05:08.000 Here we go.

01:05:09.000 Wait.

01:05:10.000 walk it forward?

01:05:11.000 See that thing on the right?

01:05:12.000 Nope.

01:05:14.000 Look, I got my camera in the way.

01:05:19.000 Enhance.

01:05:21.000 Coming in, coming in, coming in.

01:05:24.000 See that bird which is the black eagle?

01:05:26.000 It looks like a little tank.

01:05:28.000 Yeah.

01:05:31.000 Yeah.

01:05:32.000 So I don't think he edited himself out, so I think this is a drone shot, but it doesn't make sense how fluid this all is.

01:05:38.000 This looks like a guy holding a camera.

01:05:39.000 And then I looked in the reflection of the TVs, and you can't see a dude.

01:05:44.000 You could hide.

01:05:45.000 You do see a drone.

01:05:46.000 I think he hired like the top drone guy in the world, and he's so good that it's like Superman flying around for him.

01:05:53.000 Yeah.

01:05:54.000 What's that on the ground?

01:05:56.000 Paper airplanes and wires.

01:05:59.000 And then you could see it kind of cut through the air here.

01:06:02.000 I know what paper airplanes and wires are.

01:06:03.000 Thank you, genius.

01:06:05.000 Detective shitty.

01:06:06.000 What else is on the ground?

01:06:08.000 Is that a hole in the ground?

01:06:09.000 That big black thing? 1.00

01:06:12.000 Oh, that's headphones.

01:06:13.000 In front of the chair or in the...

01:06:15.000 No, no, no.

01:06:17.000 Oh, that is a shirt on the ground with wires on top of it?

01:06:21.000 No, I don't think it is.

01:06:22.000 All right.

01:06:24.000 Let's jump over to Antifa, shall we?

01:06:27.000 Fun stuff.

01:06:28.000 Good news about them.

01:06:31.000 They've been arrested.

01:06:46.000 Fuck you, Dad.

01:06:51.000 So the Blaze was running about these guys who were arrested for not just pulling down statues, which is happening now, thank God, although I'll believe it when I see them in jail.

01:07:03.000 And why do I want them in jail if I'm anti-prisoned?

01:07:07.000 Because what's good for the goose is good for the gander.

01:07:10.000 We're getting thrown in prison.

01:07:11.000 I want them to suffer.

01:07:12.000 I don't like that they're above the law.

01:07:16.000 Well, let's turn our attention in this article, they say, David Urbanski, to San Diego prosecutors, who on Monday charged multiple Antifa militants with conspiracy to commit a riot, saying they physically attacked supporters of former President Donald Trump in January.

01:07:33.000 The kicker?

01:07:34.000 Question mark?

01:07:35.000 A criminal complaint said the arrestees are self-identified to be affiliated with anti-fascists or Antifa and began organizing themselves into San Diego and Los Angeles-based groups a week before a pro-Trump Patriot march on Jan 9,

01:07:54.000 the paper said.

01:07:55.000 Pretty nifty trick for an idea, not an organization, and a myth.

01:08:02.000 So we'll follow this case.

01:08:03.000 We'll keep you up to date, but I'm kind of optimistic that these guys will get something going here.

01:08:11.000 And the thing that annoys me about all this shit, too, is like they end up...

01:08:18.000 Actually, let me just jump over to Proud Boys because there's a similar article here and they talk about Antifa organizing to attack people on November 17th, 2018.

01:08:28.000 That's the night that they said that we were going to attack the synagogue.

01:08:32.000 Remember that?

01:08:35.000 So go to, I guess we won't do the Proud Boys intro.

01:08:37.000 Let's keep this within Antifa.

01:08:38.000 Okay, we'll do the Proud Boys.

01:08:39.000 Okay, we won't.

01:08:40.000 Go to 14B.

01:08:43.000 I emailed the writer for this just now, and I said, wow, I don't think I've ever read a fair article about the Proud Boys before.

01:08:51.000 Now, there's one strange paragraph where he talks about this domestic terrorist group called Phalanx that was going to blow up some people, and they had a bomb with nails in it.

01:09:01.000 And someone said that Phalanx is related to, and they listed a bunch of patriot groups, and one of them is Proud Boys.

01:09:08.000 So that awkward paragraph that's not explained is stuck in the middle of this.

01:09:12.000 But besides that, it's pretty darn fair.

01:09:16.000 Racist, terrorist, extremist, did the FBI get the Proud Boys wrong?

01:09:19.000 I cannot believe it's in Newsweek.

01:09:20.000 And this dude, William M. Markin, Arkin, he's a domestic terrorism expert, but he's a lefty.

01:09:26.000 He's on Democracy Now and stuff.

01:09:28.000 So I'm shocked.

01:09:30.000 I'm shocked that he gave us a fair shake.

01:09:33.000 But he goes, the Proud Boys attracted significant media attention, but were also probably the most inscrutable of all groups that gathered at the Capitol.

01:09:41.000 No one, including the FBI and Homeland Security, seemed to actually understand them.

01:09:45.000 Founded in the last year of the Obama administration, they are an anti-left, anti-big government organization, pro the continuation of traditional America and anti-anything that suggests a dissolution of Western dominance.

01:09:59.000 The left, the mainstream news media, the Democratic Party, the swamp, the United Nations, they're all working to destroy America, says Steve, a Carlsblad, California member of the Prowboys.

01:10:09.000 I don't mean some white supremacy shit, and I'm not even a gun owner.

01:10:13.000 I mean just like protecting what we have from Antifa and Black Lives Matter and the bleeding hearts, stopping the running down of everything, removal of our history with the statues and all, screwing with the elections. 0.98

01:10:25.000 And as I was reading this, I'm thinking, and this is what really annoys me about the bad coverage of Prowboys, where they end up radicalizing young men, where they say that this group are Nazis, and then they lie, and then the people meet these guys,

01:10:41.000 and they go, they're actually good guys, and then they go, oh, the media is lying.

01:10:45.000 And then when they distrust the media, they distrust the establishment, which I guess are good things.

01:10:49.000 But when you lie that much and you're that much of a shitbag, you radicalize young men.

01:10:54.000 And then I'm left here going, no, no, no, slow down, slow down, guys.

01:10:57.000 Let's not drift into Nazism.

01:11:00.000 That's the media.

01:11:01.000 They're mental patients.

01:11:02.000 They don't represent America. 0.95

01:11:04.000 We have our enemies, the DNC, the bleeding hearts, the left, but they are the shrill minority.

01:11:11.000 America's not over.

01:11:12.000 There's still plenty of great patriots.

01:11:14.000 Calm down.

01:11:17.000 And this was an interesting point in that article.

01:11:19.000 After the New York clash, the Philadelphia division of the FBI reported that unidentified Antifa adherents were organizing individuals, Stand Against the Proud Boys, they're Called, SAB, from across the country to execute violence against Independent Hall,

01:11:35.000 Independence Hall in Philly.

01:11:39.000 In other words, those attacks, remember those attacks?

01:11:42.000 So there was the synagogue shooting.

01:11:44.000 A dumb rumor started that Prabhupada's were celebrating the shooting, but it was just a boomer-pro Constitution pro founding fathers rally.

01:11:52.000 And Tifa refused to listen to the truth.

01:11:55.000 They ran with the celebration of a synagogue shooting.

01:11:58.000 They go to Philly.

01:12:00.000 They throw a brick through Zach's window.

01:12:02.000 Zach Rio almost hits his daughter.

01:12:05.000 They write Nazi on his house.

01:12:07.000 And then they start attacking random people who were at the rally, including two Marines who weren't at the rally.

01:12:11.000 They were just in Philly.

01:12:13.000 But they're big guys.

01:12:14.000 They look like the body type of a proud boy.

01:12:17.000 So these Antifa dudes jump them.

01:12:19.000 They go, you're proud boys.

01:12:20.000 You're white supremacist.

01:12:20.000 And they're like, white supremacists?

01:12:22.000 What are you talking about, man?

01:12:23.000 We're Marines.

01:12:24.000 We're Mexican Marines, S.A. And then they start going, fuck you, wetback, you spick.

01:12:32.000 Spitting in their faces.

01:12:34.000 And those guys got arrested.

01:12:36.000 I wonder whatever happened to them.

01:12:38.000 We should look that up.

01:12:40.000 Let's do it now.

01:12:41.000 Do you know what I'm talking about?

01:12:42.000 Yep.

01:12:43.000 Marines, Philly.

01:12:44.000 I can almost remember the guy's name.

01:12:46.000 Fat Tom Resberger.

01:12:52.000 He, big fat potato face of a man was one of them.

01:12:56.000 And then I think the other guy that got arrested ended up being a major leader of Antifa.

01:13:02.000 But he's probably arrested for assault on Marines.

01:13:05.000 What's his name?

01:13:07.000 Tom Keenan.

01:13:08.000 Tom Keenan.

01:13:09.000 Okay, so let's put that name in quotes and then take it to Google and then click the word news.

01:13:18.000 And we'll see if any charges were wrought.

01:13:21.000 I think half the time these guys just turn into feds.

01:13:25.000 And they say, okay, we'll let you back if you stay in Antifa.

01:13:29.000 Where are we here?

01:13:30.000 34 days ago?

01:13:32.000 Wait, that's Alberta?

01:13:34.000 Tom Keenan, maybe add Antifa.

01:13:38.000 Maybe it's a common name.

01:13:44.000 Keenan and Peel.

01:13:45.000 I don't know any Keenans.

01:13:48.000 Oh, Keenan Wayans, but that's a first name.

01:13:50.000 Okay, how we doing?

01:13:52.000 Not good.

01:13:54.000 Nothing?

01:13:55.000 And now I'm searching around.

01:13:57.000 Third man charged.

01:13:59.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:14:00.000 2019 doesn't interest me.

01:14:02.000 In Mexican.

01:14:04.000 Looks like they dropped that.

01:14:06.000 How about sentencing?

01:14:07.000 It doesn't look like anything happened.

01:14:11.000 I mean, it's 2021.

01:14:13.000 There's no way it could still be going to trial.

01:14:15.000 Is that possible?

01:14:18.000 Charge, but no sentencing, I'm seeing.

01:14:20.000 Yeah.

01:14:23.000 Probation.

01:14:25.000 They copped a plea and got probation.

01:14:28.000 Okay, don't do the whole interstitial, but change the background to racism.

01:14:33.000 Oh, this was good, too.

01:14:34.000 Talking about fair reporting.

01:14:36.000 New York Times, liberal hypocrisy is feeling American inequality.

01:14:39.000 Here's how.

01:14:40.000 So they're putting it to the lefties.

01:14:43.000 279,000 upvotes.

01:14:46.000 Why are they showing down votes?

01:14:48.000 I thought those were done.

01:14:49.000 Okay, so here's a thing.

01:14:50.000 You can get an attachment.

01:14:51.000 It's called Return YouTube Dislike, and it's a Google Chrome extension.

01:14:57.000 Huh.

01:14:57.000 That a baby monster has notified me about.

01:15:00.000 Liberal hypocrisy is fueling American inequality.

01:15:02.000 I don't care about liberal logic.

01:15:04.000 It's boring.

01:15:05.000 So change the background to racism, and let's have a brief look at Juicy Smoolée. 1.00

01:15:11.000 The audacity of this is either he's so dumb that he's basically just a fish, or he's a psychopath, a sociopath, a lunatic.

01:15:28.000 Asked why he didn't initially realize a noose was around his neck during the attack, Smollett said, because I was getting my ass whooped.

01:15:35.000 So he's still going with the story.

01:15:38.000 When asked why, you know what he should have done?

01:15:40.000 It's just said, I was on drugs.

01:15:42.000 I had a hallucination.

01:15:45.000 I wasn't attacked.

01:15:46.000 It occurred in my dreams.

01:15:49.000 Something like that.

01:15:50.000 And you know, they were dropping the charges.

01:15:52.000 This whole thing was over.

01:15:53.000 And then he fucking said, I'm going to sue the city because they wrongfully accused me of lying.

01:16:00.000 No, they rightfully accused you of lying.

01:16:02.000 Drop it, dude.

01:16:04.000 But nope.

01:16:06.000 When asked why he did not call police after the incident, Smollett said on the stand, I'm a black man in America and I do not trust police.

01:16:13.000 Dude, the reason that you're on trial now is because you wasted cops' time.

01:16:19.000 You made detectives go chase a dude who, by the way, he just admitted yesterday that not only did he know the African who attacked him, but he beat off with him.

01:16:31.000 They did drugs and jerked each other off.

01:16:35.000 Did they try to extort him?

01:16:37.000 You should listen to San Elmo's fire.

01:16:40.000 Yeah.

01:16:40.000 Yeah, that's exactly what Juicy.

01:16:42.000 I understand what you're going through.

01:16:44.000 The same thing happened to me.

01:16:46.000 I had some, what does he say in the video?

01:16:48.000 I had some exchanges with gays, and then they tried to extort me. 1.00

01:16:53.000 So you got spicy?

01:16:55.000 Would you exchange jizz?

01:17:00.000 It gets testy on the stand.

01:17:03.000 Okay, last subject before we close out is before we get to the mailbag and the final video.

01:17:09.000 Don't worry, I'm not going to deny you a final video.

01:17:12.000 We always give you more icing on the cake.

01:17:14.000 We never take away stuff.

01:17:16.000 Let's do a feminism. 1.00

01:17:17.000 And don't do the one with the table breaking.

01:17:19.000 Is there another one?

01:17:20.000 Yes.

01:17:21.000 Is there a good one?

01:17:23.000 I don't like any of them.

01:17:24.000 You be the judge.

01:17:27.000 Yeah.

01:17:45.000 It's a mess.

01:17:46.000 The song is cool, but that's a mess.

01:17:49.000 Look how good this background is.

01:17:51.000 And we also, we always have this one.

01:17:53.000 Feminism is cancer. 1.00

01:17:55.000 Feminism is cancer. 1.00

01:17:57.000 I'm a lady.

01:17:59.000 That one's pretty good.

01:18:02.000 So Nick Fuentes was on Elijah Schaefer's show.

01:18:06.000 I'm going to do that soon, too.

01:18:07.000 I just got to get around to it.

01:18:09.000 And he, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

01:18:16.000 That's not necessary.

01:18:20.000 Bounpadink Dow.

01:18:22.000 Can someone make that into a riff?

01:18:24.000 What?

01:18:24.000 Your fart?

01:18:25.000 Yeah, that sample.

01:18:26.000 Bomb padink down. 0.89

01:18:28.000 Bombadink down.

01:18:29.000 Bompadink down.

01:18:30.000 Watch out.

01:18:31.000 Bomb pading down.

01:18:32.000 I'm here for real.

01:18:33.000 The fart man.

01:18:36.000 I'm here for real.

01:18:37.000 I'm the fart man.

01:18:38.000 Good joke, Ryan.

01:18:40.000 So Nick Fuentes was on Elijah's show, and Sidney Watson says, you've never had a relationship with a woman.

01:18:45.000 Why are you giving people advice on relationships with women?

01:18:49.000 And his response is pretty good.

01:18:51.000 But the left goes, look at this stupid, gross incel loser get roasted. 1.00

01:18:57.000 And the right, the America First guys, are like, Nick nails it once again.

01:19:01.000 You can't cuck the tuck.

01:19:04.000 And I think they're both right in a way.

01:19:08.000 No.

01:19:09.000 So how are you telling other people how to behave towards women when you yourself have not had any actual physical interaction with them in a romantic capacity?

01:19:16.000 Or, in fact, in any capacity where you uphold them in a way that treats them with respect?

01:19:21.000 I mean, if you're out here arguing that women are basically half the value of well, I'm not going to put words in your mouth, in fact, because that's not right.

01:19:27.000 But if you are looking to some other regimes around the world that do think that women are half the value of a man, I have to question what kind of a person who's had no experience with women is in a position to basically promote these ideas.

01:19:39.000 Well, I'm having an experience with a woman right now. 1.00

01:19:41.000 And I've had lots of experiences with women in my life. 0.99

01:19:44.000 Not romantically per se, but I've talked to enough women. 1.00

01:19:49.000 I've known enough women to know sort of what's going on.

01:19:53.000 With a woman? 1.00

01:19:53.000 No. 1.00

01:19:55.000 So who won that?

01:19:56.000 I don't know.

01:19:57.000 This one's better.

01:19:58.000 That your people say.

01:19:59.000 And they make it personal, too.

01:20:01.000 They're not saying you've got to shit out.

01:20:02.000 So many women, you don't realize. 1.00

01:20:04.000 Who really, really wants the best of their views?

01:20:06.000 Again, you might alienate a lot of people who would otherwise.

01:20:09.000 And I simply don't understand if this, oh, you know, let's sort of push women's society to the corner against them. 0.99

01:20:16.000 Is that not problematic?

01:20:17.000 I do know many of your views on women, which I find abhorrent.

01:20:20.000 I'm going to go and have a question.

01:20:21.000 What kind of a person who's had no experience with women is in a position to take the political ideas?

01:20:31.000 See, this is what I'm talking about.

01:20:32.000 It's just sort of like this, like, don't you think that's problematic?

01:20:36.000 Like, don't you think women like me are going... 1.00

01:20:39.000 It's like, you know, listen, we don't have time for political correctness.

01:20:43.000 We don't have time to.

01:20:44.000 I'm not being politically correct.

01:20:48.000 Oh, man.

01:20:50.000 Yeah.

01:20:50.000 I mean, I like her point.

01:20:52.000 Her point is that, okay, either go fuck a bunch of chicks or get married. 1.00

01:20:58.000 But what are you waiting for?

01:20:59.000 You're like 24 years old.

01:21:00.000 If you're so trad Catholic, I said this to them at the last, what was it called? 0.91

01:21:07.000 Con, con con, Republican con, the conservative convention in D.C. that we got kicked out of.

01:21:13.000 Before we got kicked out, we did a bunch of speeches, and they were, I kept getting teamed up with Nick Fuentes, and his youngsters hate me the same way that when we were young hardcore kids, we hated old punks because we're like,

01:21:29.000 you're the old guard, we're the new thing.

01:21:31.000 So it's within the same genre, but we're the dinosaurs that need to fuck off.

01:21:36.000 Which hurts, but I understand.

01:21:38.000 I'm not saying they should have killed me, but I understand.

01:21:42.000 And you'd have known Nick Fuentez without Gavin McInnes, I'm afraid.

01:21:47.000 So they owe me some reverence there.

01:21:49.000 I created them.

01:21:51.000 But she's got a valid point.

01:21:55.000 If you're into traditionalism, get married.

01:21:58.000 Especially if you're not fucking chicks on the side. 1.00

01:22:00.000 I understand if you are in Motley Crew and you want to get your Yayas out and enjoy your group of years, sure, go nuts.

01:22:07.000 But after a few years, you kind of get the idea.

01:22:11.000 Like tits are basically, there's big ones, small ones. 1.00

01:22:14.000 You learn what you like, and now it's time to grow up, which is what my book, Death of Cool, is all about.

01:22:20.000 So she's saying that.

01:22:21.000 Valid point.

01:22:23.000 But I don't think she gets that when the Groipers are pro-Islam, they're not really pro-Islam. 0.99

01:22:29.000 What they're saying is we criticize them for their sexism, but we have much worse problems going on with feminism. 0.79

01:22:36.000 So maybe we should take a page out of their book.

01:22:39.000 And it's hyperbole.

01:22:41.000 They don't literally want women in burqas. 0.98

01:22:43.000 They don't want women to have half the rights in court. 1.00

01:22:45.000 They're just saying, hey, don't mock it till you try it.

01:22:48.000 Those guys are doing a better job than us.

01:22:52.000 Hey, Gavin.

01:22:53.000 I heard you talking about me.

01:22:54.000 And that's fine.

01:22:55.000 You know, people have opinions about things.

01:22:57.000 That's totally cool.

01:22:58.000 This is Nick Frontes from the future.

01:23:00.000 I just figured I'd update you.

01:23:02.000 I have had a soul patch.

01:23:04.000 Yeah, you know, I'm older.

01:23:06.000 I got big, you know.

01:23:09.000 So, you know, I did have sex, but I refuse to have sex outside of wedlock.

01:23:14.000 You know, it's kind of the thing.

01:23:15.000 So I've been divorced 76 times.

01:23:20.000 And it's pretty cool.

01:23:22.000 A little overrated, but I'm still looking for that one to settle down.

01:23:25.000 That must be financially devastating.

01:23:27.000 Yeah, I have, can you, do you have $5?

01:23:30.000 Yep.

01:23:31.000 Can I have it?

01:23:32.000 Sure.

01:23:33.000 Oh, shit, my wallet's in my other pants.

01:23:35.000 All right, I got to go then.

01:23:36.000 Bad luck.

01:23:36.000 So that's a good segue to the rest of the feminism section because the Groiper's point is, yes, Islam's sexist, but at least they don't have a feminism problem.

01:23:45.000 And let's have a look at our feminism problem to see how bad it is. 1.00

01:23:48.000 Here's an example.

01:23:49.000 The Washington Post has declared war on adoption in the name of defending abortion.

01:23:57.000 Barrett is wrong.

01:23:58.000 Adoption doesn't take care of the burden of motherhood. 1.00

01:24:01.000 This view of adoption and abortion has failed.

01:24:03.000 Who wrote this?

01:24:04.000 Can we see the byline?

01:24:05.000 No.

01:24:06.000 Ah, poop. 0.99

01:24:07.000 I could look it up.

01:24:08.000 Because that's depraved.

01:24:11.000 And the angle of this article is that you think that when you give a baby up for adoption, you're sort of absolved of all these problems, but it haunts you.

01:24:23.000 Yeah, we know.

01:24:24.000 Doesn't murder haunt you?

01:24:25.000 Yeah.

01:24:26.000 And go, if you're going to do that, go interview a bunch of women who had abortions. 0.99

01:24:30.000 How are they feeling?

01:24:32.000 Was that fun?

01:24:33.000 I guarantee, and I know lots of women have had abortions. 1.00

01:24:35.000 It sticks in their craw.

01:24:38.000 I think a lot of them are pro-choice because they had an abortion and it appeases the guilt.

01:24:42.000 If they were ever to go pro-life and say, oh, God.

01:24:47.000 Oh, she's an abortion activist. 1.00

01:24:50.000 The dirty dancing abortion resonates. 0.85

01:24:53.000 Abortion, abortion. 1.00

01:24:54.000 So she definitely had an abortion or two, and she's traumatized by it and has made it her life mission to defend.

01:25:01.000 She doth protesteth too much, of course.

01:25:04.000 I'm Dr. Gretchen Sisson, a sociologist and researcher at UCSF's Advancing New Standards in Reproductive Health.

01:25:11.000 This is explained.

01:25:13.000 Abortion researchers.

01:25:14.000 She's a doctor, meaning she has a doctorate, and it's a doctorate in abortion rhetoric. 1.00

01:25:26.000 So she watched a bunch of movies.

01:25:28.000 In the movie Home Alone, abortion is portrayed as a good option because the woman has too many children and she forgets one at home. 1.00

01:25:36.000 But go back to this article.

01:25:38.000 She has Janice of Soprano's face. 0.99

01:25:40.000 And two different eyes.

01:25:42.000 Yeah.

01:25:44.000 Even those who are joyfully optimistic when I interview them soon after they give birth are markedly more cynical years later.

01:25:49.000 Yeah.

01:25:50.000 I don't think you understand, lady. 1.00

01:25:51.000 Adoption's not an ideal.

01:25:54.000 It's better than murder, and adopting a kid is better than having them in a foster home or in an orphanage.

01:26:02.000 It's making the best of a shitty situation that your sluttiness, by the way, provided. 1.00

01:26:10.000 But no one is claiming that giving away a kid for adoption is an easy peasy one too.

01:26:15.000 But as a total side note here, as a completely separate topic, I'm reading that article and it talks about this woman who gave up her baby at one year.

01:26:28.000 One year?

01:26:29.000 Can you imagine throwing Daphne away in a few months?

01:26:34.000 Hell no.

01:26:36.000 What the fuck?

01:26:38.000 I was really down and out.

01:26:39.000 I was poor.

01:26:40.000 I was drinking too much.

01:26:42.000 Okay.

01:26:44.000 Like, stop drinking then.

01:26:45.000 Get a job.

01:26:47.000 Go on welfare.

01:26:48.000 I just couldn't imagine.

01:26:50.000 And I'm sorry.

01:26:51.000 I hope this doesn't make me sound like I'm discouraging adoption too, but I don't get it.

01:26:57.000 John Joseph Cro-Mag, his mother gave up on her three boys because she was poor and in an abusive relationship.

01:27:04.000 Get out of the relationship and run away with the boys?

01:27:07.000 Like with my kids, I'd happily live in a cave if I could keep them.

01:27:13.000 I would never give them up, no matter what.

01:27:16.000 Chop my fucking head off and I'm still going to stay with them. 0.86

01:27:19.000 Anyway, I guess divorce is like is like giving up on your kids in a sense because you see them so much less.

01:27:30.000 There's a cool documentary coming out about Epstein wherein he says that women are the future.

01:27:39.000 And then we find out he's a serial rapist pedophile, which reminds me that every time you see these guys scream and keep it real, they're the ones the most full of shit.

01:27:49.000 When you hear a man say, the future is feminine, women are the future, you invariably discover that he's a sexual predator.

01:27:57.000 Be wary of the non-sexual. 0.88

01:27:59.000 This month marks two years since the death of convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein inside a New York City jail.

01:28:05.000 We were underage.

01:28:07.000 We were little girls.

01:28:08.000 By the time I was 16, I brought him up to 75 girls.

01:28:12.000 He was glid.

01:28:14.000 He lived essentially.

01:28:16.000 He was an absolutely terrifying person to encounter.

01:28:20.000 You own an island.

01:28:23.000 Two islands.

01:28:24.000 The islands of Dr. Moreau?

01:28:26.000 Correct.

01:28:26.000 Jeffrey Epstein was a billionaire.

01:28:29.000 Wait, hold on a second.

01:28:30.000 Stop.

01:28:31.000 The island of Dr. Moreau is a weird cult film where Marlon Brando sort of plays Mengela.

01:28:39.000 And Mengela was the guy post-World War II who did experiments on various people, like breeding Nazis, I mean, sorry, midgets with like prostitutes and seeing what he could make and torturing people. 0.94

01:28:50.000 He did all kinds of depraved human experiments.

01:28:52.000 He made a bunch of freaks from scratch.

01:28:54.000 He experimented with freaks.

01:28:58.000 So Jeffrey Epstein saw himself as Dr. Moreau, which is Mengela, which means that he recognized that the islands were depraved and immoral and sick. 0.83

01:29:09.000 That's Marlon Brando in the island of Dr. Moreau.

01:29:12.000 His best friend, I believe, is a monkey.

01:29:16.000 Whose vast wealth brought an arrogance that knew no limits.

01:29:20.000 He acted as if he could have anything he craved.

01:29:24.000 Reporting, the FBI is now looking into how it can interview Britain's Prince Andrew over his relationship with Jeffrey Epstein.

01:29:31.000 I made my living from old thinking, but the future is for the way women think. 1.00

01:29:36.000 The way women think. 1.00

01:29:37.000 That's correct.

01:29:38.000 Is that not a SOP because of all the depravity you've done against young women? 1.00

01:29:43.000 And your new SOP is that women's thinking is the future? 1.00

01:29:48.000 No, I've always believed that women would in fact be able to take over. 0.86

01:29:52.000 I'm a firm believer and supporter of Crime Zone.

01:29:55.000 Federal prosecutor said yesterday video of Epstein's jail cell when he made his first suicide attempt.

01:30:01.000 We're in a good era for documentaries, aren't we?

01:30:03.000 Because the media is so bad at their job that when other people just pick up the torch and go, actually, I'm going to try this.

01:30:10.000 Scooter Boyd, that's the guy who just put up that tweet, by the way.

01:30:14.000 He's the guy who does Tucker Carlson's things on Fox Nation on the app.

01:30:20.000 He did the great January 6th documentary.

01:30:24.000 He's got a lot of shit up his sleeve.

01:30:27.000 I think he could make Fox Nation the new vice.

01:30:30.000 And I don't know why this is stuck here.

01:30:35.000 I mentioned this earlier, the 18.

01:30:39.000 Sorry, this news item is in the wrong spot, but I have to get it out anyway.

01:30:42.000 This dude who destroyed his statue, no jail time.

01:30:47.000 Is recommending no jail time and probation for Antifa.

01:30:50.000 You know that's what happened to the other dude, and you know that's going to happen with these guys in Southern California who organized attacks on Trump supporters.

01:30:59.000 Why?

01:31:00.000 Because they are the paramilitary wing of the DNC, and the DNC runs, at least for now, the narrative.

01:31:07.000 They use the media as their press agent.

01:31:10.000 They've got a whole sort of like mafioso setup where Antifa are their foot soldiers, and the media are their, I guess, the mob doesn't have a PR company.

01:31:22.000 Analogy fell apart.

01:31:23.000 We're running out of time here.

01:31:24.000 Let's do the mailbag.

01:31:26.000 Ryan, shut up.

01:31:28.000 You don't have a dad.

01:31:31.000 Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.

01:31:36.000 Let me touch it.

01:31:40.000 Little, little Ryan, shut up.

01:31:46.000 I have a video from somebody that wants to fight you, and I'd be scared.

01:31:52.000 This technically is a mailbag.

01:31:54.000 How about the arrogance where you think that anyone you don't like, you can just fight?

01:31:58.000 Like, do I get to fight Jon Stewart?

01:32:01.000 This isn't just anybody here.

01:32:03.000 This is Strange Trees.

01:32:06.000 And he's a weird guy.

01:32:08.000 McGinnis.

01:32:09.000 Yes.

01:32:10.000 Wait.

01:32:11.000 Oh, yeah, Matt.

01:32:11.000 Gavin McGinnis.

01:32:13.000 You're talking about the leader of the Proud Boys.

01:32:15.000 He was also...

01:32:17.000 Shit, what else did he do?

01:32:19.000 That's basically all I know him for.

01:32:21.000 He did a bunch of things, but he was the leader.

01:32:22.000 He helped form the Proud Boys.

01:32:24.000 Gavin McGinnis.

01:32:28.000 Mick Ines, yeah.

01:32:29.000 You can read.

01:32:30.000 I'm going to guess this is a damn.

01:32:32.000 He's really not.

01:32:33.000 He's really not that handsome.

01:32:34.000 Hold on, hold on.

01:32:35.000 No, no, no, no, no.

01:32:36.000 Hold on.

01:32:36.000 Stop everything.

01:32:38.000 See, you probably didn't want to fight him before, but now you said you're not that handsome.

01:32:43.000 Okay, hold on, hold on.

01:32:44.000 Who said he looks handsome?

01:32:45.000 Dave Cowles.

01:32:46.000 Dave, firstly, thank you for getting on here, Dave.

01:32:48.000 But Sean McInnes or Gavin McInnes is not handsome.

01:32:54.000 I'm sorry.

01:32:55.000 I'm sorry.

01:32:56.000 Okay?

01:32:56.000 That's all I'm saying.

01:32:57.000 He's not handsome.

01:32:58.000 He's kind of an asshole, too.

01:33:00.000 Listen, let me tell you one thing.

01:33:01.000 If you hear, you need to know this.

01:33:03.000 Being nice is the coolest thing that you can do.

01:33:06.000 Okay?

01:33:06.000 And even if Gavin McInnes was a 10 before he opened his dumbass mouth, and listen, I got all kinds of conservative left-lean friends, right-lean friends.

01:33:16.000 I'm right in the fucking middle.

01:33:17.000 I don't give a shit.

01:33:17.000 He doesn't give a shit.

01:33:18.000 But when Gavin opens his mouth, he becomes a motherfucking two.

01:33:22.000 Okay?

01:33:22.000 He really does.

01:33:23.000 This pussy, I watched an interview with him, and this pussy, this goddamn pussy, look him up, Gavin McKinnis. 1.00

01:33:29.000 This goddamn pussy was talking about how most people can't fight and how most people can't fight and all this shit. 1.00

01:33:36.000 And then he's bragging about how he gets his big homie to beat people's asses, bro. 0.96

01:33:40.000 I wish I could square up with Gavin McKinnis.

01:33:42.000 I don't remember that.

01:33:43.000 Oh, I think he might be talking about when I'm out with my brother-in-law, who's a giant Indian beast, and how I notice that I get more arrogant. 1.00

01:33:52.000 So he's, wow, he knows the deep cut.

01:33:55.000 I get enough motherfuckers. 1.00

01:33:56.000 That's the deep cut so deep I had to dig through the crates to find it.

01:33:59.000 I'm like, bro, come on, let's move on.

01:34:00.000 That was a waste of time.

01:34:01.000 So are you going to be setting this up?

01:34:04.000 No.

01:34:04.000 You don't want to fight him?

01:34:06.000 I'd love to beat the shit out of him, but we don't live in a world where you get to be near me.

01:34:12.000 Like, that was already too much.

01:34:15.000 You know what I mean?

01:34:17.000 I guess.

01:34:21.000 Look at this mutant.

01:34:23.000 I'm rating her 0.8 out of 10.

01:34:25.000 I've never come across such an unattractive woman in all my life in terms of looks and personality. 1.00

01:34:30.000 Skip to 1825.

01:34:32.000 At LAX, Yolanda has been called to gate five following reports of... 0.93

01:34:37.000 She said she knows something.

01:34:38.000 No.

01:34:41.000 We won't go there.

01:34:42.000 It's pronounced the same.

01:34:43.000 It's the English thing.

01:34:45.000 Here we are.

01:34:46.000 Over at the ticket desk, a mother and her two sons have arrived late and missed their flight to San Diego.

01:34:53.000 What a haggard time.

01:34:56.000 I want to have an assignment on a flight.

01:34:58.000 I'm going to be a boarder.

01:35:02.000 Sharon McInerney and her sons could be in for a long wait for the next flight.

01:35:06.000 Why are we picking on this middle-aged woman who's stressed out, has been flying for 24 hours, and some fuckface who watches my show doesn't find her attractive? 1.00

01:35:18.000 You don't want to fuck her? 1.00

01:35:19.000 I'm sorry you don't find this middle-aged mother or two who's stressed out attractive. 0.76

01:35:24.000 She should work on her looks more.

01:35:26.000 She's on the wrong runway.

01:35:28.000 Please you.

01:35:29.000 You're not thinking of runway.

01:35:30.000 This isn't a model runway.

01:35:31.000 This is a runway on an airport.

01:35:34.000 Okay, I shouldn't have read that.

01:35:36.000 Let's just stick to the red flags that I've already read.

01:35:39.000 On ginos and Ibram X. You're going to notice the letters get notably better now after that.

01:35:49.000 I am Jewish, and I want to say that you were dead right about ginos. 1.00

01:35:53.000 These ginos don't just not care about actual Jews. 1.00

01:35:57.000 They have serious contempt for them.

01:35:59.000 You can see this by the way they speak about more working class traditional to Orthodox Jews, the way they abandon Israel and refuse to condemn the ever-expanding squad, meaning Ilhan Omar and all that, who hate Israel and want Palestine to take it over. 0.82

01:36:16.000 And secular Jews are like, whatever, as long as we get more DNC votes. 0.99

01:36:21.000 I actually am writing in because I want to point out that what opposer Ibrahim X. Kendi is.

01:36:26.000 We all know that his real name is Henry Rogers and that he changed it to that Mishkabble.

01:36:31.000 The problem is that the whole concept of having an X in your name was started by the black Muslims as a placeholder. 0.99

01:36:37.000 The X symbolizes their lack of knowledge of their true African name, meaning it is only applicable when you haven't changed your name yet.

01:36:46.000 Once you have risen high enough in the ranks of or whatever, then they get rid of the X and your entire birth name, and you get a whole new Islamic name.

01:36:56.000 For example, Malcolm X never changed his first name, so he retained the X, and the guy who got away with murdering the cop, Phil Cardillo, in the 70s, was Louis 17X Dupree.

01:37:11.000 Phil Cardillo.

01:37:13.000 That rings a bell.

01:37:14.000 I think Michelle Malkin was all over that case. 0.74

01:37:20.000 Anyway, so either the putz doesn't know his own shit or he's so confident in his ability to sell such steaming pieces of shit on a stick that he just doesn't care.

01:37:29.000 Oh, he's such a dork.

01:37:31.000 What a fucking loser.

01:37:34.000 And was told by a black man nearby that she needed to leash her dog.

01:37:41.000 Instead, decided to threaten this black male.

01:37:44.000 Instead, decided to call the police and claim that her life.

01:37:49.000 Why is he so Maupy? 1.00

01:37:50.000 Yeah, because he threatened her dog.

01:37:51.000 He said, you don't want to leave your dog with me.

01:37:54.000 He threatened her first, by the way.

01:38:00.000 What a dork.

01:38:02.000 What an absolute nerd.

01:38:05.000 Okay, next letter.

01:38:08.000 Tessica Brown, my hair.

01:38:11.000 The gorilla glue lady has a hair song. 0.90

01:38:17.000 This eyelash trend that's going on now is driving me nuts.

01:38:20.000 And it's not just black people, it's white women too. 1.00

01:38:23.000 And then the fucking shower cap thing.

01:38:37.000 Almost went in a panic.

01:38:38.000 When I ran out, I got it.

01:38:39.000 Had a problem.

01:38:39.000 I had to use gorilla glue just to solve the moment you took it to stop it.

01:38:42.000 Try to wash it with everything I could think of, but nothing was making progress.

01:38:46.000 I was stopping with the dude.

01:38:47.000 Couldn't come aggressive, had me feeling like a fool.

01:38:49.000 I tried to use the shot that wasn't epic number two.

01:38:52.000 I washed it like a dozen times.

01:38:53.000 It's still getting through.

01:38:54.000 And my hair, it won't move, won't move.

01:38:56.000 My health.

01:38:57.000 It don't move.

01:38:58.000 It don't move.

01:38:58.000 My health.

01:38:59.000 It don't move.

01:39:01.000 Just put glue in her mohawk. 1.00

01:39:04.000 Keep them straight.

01:39:09.000 Okay, that's enough.

01:39:10.000 The boy can't help it.

01:39:10.000 Hi, fellas.

01:39:11.000 I must admit that I'm gay for the underdog.

01:39:12.000 Too much dirty Irish blood in these veins, I guess. 1.00

01:39:15.000 But Ryan's self-own at 1.25.30 of yesterday's show, Season 4, Episode 62, made me want to take that old dog out behind the shed.

01:39:24.000 Oh, you're the underdog, I guess.

01:39:26.000 The guy can't even get the details of his own origin story right.

01:39:30.000 Mom hid pregnancy from dad. 0.63

01:39:32.000 I mean, she hid it from her job.

01:39:34.000 It hurt to watch.

01:39:36.000 Did your mother hide her pregnancy from her job or from Katsu? 0.97

01:39:41.000 From her job.

01:39:42.000 Why'd you say she hid it from Katsu?

01:39:45.000 Because I don't think he knew for a little while either.

01:39:50.000 I'm about Ryan's age.

01:39:51.000 And remember when Pop Punk Emo hit his speaker?

01:39:54.000 130?

01:39:57.000 12530.

01:40:03.000 I don't really want to watch this.

01:40:05.000 I remember it very clearly.

01:40:06.000 Yeah, we don't.

01:40:08.000 Look at El Reeve.

01:40:09.000 She's a fish. 1.00

01:40:10.000 She looks like a trout. 0.99

01:40:13.000 Now, this happened with Jared Taylor.

01:40:15.000 His wife was doing... 0.61

01:40:17.000 All right, that's enough.

01:40:17.000 We're not going back over that.

01:40:18.000 Gavin and Ryan, you mentioned what car you can drive if what car can you drive if we have to boycott white businesses. 0.98

01:40:25.000 I suggest the Nissan.

01:40:26.000 Is it Nissan or Nissan?

01:40:28.000 Nissan.

01:40:28.000 I suggest Nissan because the cultural ownership America has been claimed by blacks.

01:40:32.000 Almost every time you see a Nissan, there's a black behind the wheel and a dent on the driver's side bumper.

01:40:37.000 You will almost never see a white driving a Nissan.

01:40:39.000 Blacks have culturally appropriated it and they own the car now. 1.00

01:40:45.000 Okay?

01:40:47.000 This neighbor doesn't appreciate your Christmas lights.

01:40:49.000 Check out this letter.

01:40:51.000 Bring it up and blow it up.

01:40:56.000 I couldn't help but notice your Christmas lights display.

01:40:59.000 During these unprecedented times, comma, we have all experienced challenges which casual words just don't describe what we're feeling.

01:41:08.000 What?

01:41:09.000 Which casual words just don't describe what we're feeling.

01:41:12.000 The idea of twinkling colorful lights are a reminder of divisions that continue to run through our society, a reminder of systemic biases against our neighbors who don't celebrate Christmas or who can't afford to put up lights of their own.

01:41:28.000 20 feet of lights is $4.

01:41:32.000 Maybe at a more hokey hardware store, they might charge you $6.

01:41:37.000 20 feet of lights is a lot of lights.

01:41:41.000 We must do the work of educating ourselves about the harmful impact and an outward-facing gesture like yours can have.

01:41:49.000 I challenge you to respect the dignity of all people while striving differences, ideas, opinions.

01:41:53.000 We must come together, blah, blah, blah.

01:41:55.000 Challenge these institutional inequities.

01:41:58.000 St. Anthony is a community welcoming of all people.

01:42:00.000 We must demand better for ourselves.

01:42:03.000 Wow, what a cunt. 1.00

01:42:06.000 That is rough, isn't it?

01:42:09.000 What an annoying bitch. 1.00

01:42:11.000 2% of black Americans celebrate Kwanzaa.

01:42:13.000 About 14% of the black community know the holiday was made up holiday, I believe, in 1966.

01:42:18.000 That's not a lot of people.

01:42:20.000 It was created by a criminal, a rapist career criminal thief.

01:42:26.000 All right, let's drift off to the final video, shall we?

01:42:30.000 We shall.

01:42:46.000 I forgot to do my screaming thing.

01:42:50.000 This is a video, and the point of me showing it is to say to you, make babies.

01:42:57.000 I made three.

01:42:58.000 I will perpetually, I will lie on my deathbed and go, my only regret was only having three.

01:43:06.000 Ryan's made one, but his wife is incredibly young. 0.59

01:43:09.000 I think this nigga could make five. 1.00

01:43:12.000 I don't know about incredibly in the grand scheme of things, how old is she? 0.51

01:43:18.000 23.

01:43:19.000 Yeah.

01:43:19.000 Dude, that's considered very, very young.

01:43:22.000 I mean, I'm sure in the Midwest and the South, they start earlier, but as far as New York goes, shit, 30s young. 0.98

01:43:29.000 I'm not saying you should wait that long.

01:43:30.000 I'm just talking about what the average is.

01:43:33.000 Anyway, if you want some proof that you should have babies, here is a one-year-old girl, don't give her up for adoption, eating flaming hot Cheetos.

01:43:42.000 I don't know if you've ever had flaming hot Cheetos.

01:43:44.000 They pack a punch.

01:43:46.000 They hot.

01:43:47.000 They hot.

01:43:48.000 It's not like you go, oh, I can sense some spiciness to it. 1.00

01:43:51.000 You are like, oh, bye, okay, wow, wow, wow, like you need a glass of milk.

01:43:56.000 They're pretty intense.

01:43:58.000 Let's see how she handles It for the first time. 1.00

01:44:01.000 Dip it in there.

01:44:03.000 Kids love Cheetos.

01:44:06.000 Nice bite.

01:44:08.000 Already, she's got a she wants her hand wiped. 1.00

01:44:13.000 Just finish your Cheetos and we'll wipe your hand later. 1.00

01:44:17.000 Okay, so she's experienced the spice.

01:44:20.000 I assume.

01:44:20.000 Oh, there we go.

01:44:21.000 She's got it now.

01:44:22.000 It hit.

01:44:24.000 You want some water?

01:44:24.000 No, I'm not a bitch.

01:44:26.000 You drink some water, Faggot. 1.00

01:44:29.000 I need some more of these.

01:44:31.000 Then she chops down another one.

01:44:35.000 You want water?

01:44:38.000 No.

01:44:42.000 Nah, I'm fine.

01:44:45.000 Keeps munching.

01:44:48.000 She's clearly experienced the heat now.

01:44:50.000 She's got to get her hands clean. 0.80

01:44:57.000 Isn't that fantastic?

01:45:00.000 If you're dating a girl, you guys have been together for about a year.

01:45:05.000 I mean, what are you doing?

01:45:06.000 What are you waiting for?

01:45:06.000 Put a ring on it.

01:45:07.000 Stop wasting everyone's time.

01:45:09.000 You're not going to get better than her.

01:45:10.000 You want her with bigger tits? 1.00

01:45:12.000 What are you doing?

01:45:13.000 You want to party more?

01:45:14.000 You've been partying since you were 14.

01:45:16.000 Relax.

01:45:16.000 It's time to fucking move on to the next step.

01:45:19.000 You can still travel and shit, by the way.

01:45:20.000 It's not like you're stuck at home 24 hours a day when you have a kid.

01:45:24.000 My babies were going to Scotland from birth.

01:45:28.000 I'm sitting there on the plane by the baggage clean, making sure I'm not one of those parents with the crying babies.

01:45:38.000 But it's not selfish or unselfish.

01:45:42.000 It's none of that.

01:45:42.000 Okay.

01:45:43.000 It's only one thing.

01:45:43.000 It's fun.

01:45:45.000 So do it and you'll enjoy yourself.

01:45:46.000 And you'll look back and go, the only regret you'll have is that you waited too long.

01:45:50.000 I can't tell you how many people I know my age that went, what the fuck were we waiting for?

01:45:55.000 Stop waiting.

01:45:57.000 Breed.

01:45:58.000 Get fired.

01:45:59.000 Get in trouble.

01:46:00.000 Be brave.

01:46:01.000 And never stop fighting.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - December 07, 2021

S04E63 - IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT

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