Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S04E71 - DID PATTON OSWALT KILL HIS WIFE?

00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McGuinness.

00:00:26.000 I'm another backflip, baby.

00:00:31.000 Understand I got high blue pressure.

00:00:34.000 The more you fucking rise with my anger.

00:00:37.000 Lost your today, live your tomorrow.

00:00:41.000 I feel the pain on no sorrow.

00:00:44.000 My inside empty and hollow.

00:00:47.000 Stay off, don't get me, don't try to follow.

00:00:51.000 Walk the whip from your pen tomorrow.

00:00:54.000 I'll get up in your bone marrow.

00:00:57.000 Cause I don't care, cause you know I'm the pro.

00:01:01.000 I told y'all before, walk up home.

00:01:03.000 Just call me by the.

00:01:08.000 That's good.

00:01:11.000 I ain't laughing no more.

00:01:13.000 This is Larry Barnes' new rap project where he's called the boxing rapper.

00:01:20.000 And I'm pretty impressed with it.

00:01:22.000 What do you think, Ryan?

00:01:23.000 I think it's a knockout.

00:01:26.000 Did you know that Larry could rap?

00:01:29.000 I figured that growing up in Mount Vernon as an African-American...

00:01:32.000 He didn't grow up in Mount Vernon, motherfucker.

00:01:34.000 Oh, yeah, he did, actually.

00:01:35.000 African-American male of color.

00:01:37.000 You know what I said to him this morning?

00:01:38.000 He's like, he had COVID, I think, recently.

00:01:41.000 So he's back at the gym today, but he's not himself.

00:01:46.000 So we usually do this joke where we're going to beat the shit out of each other.

00:01:49.000 And he wasn't doing it.

00:01:51.000 So I did it.

00:01:53.000 The way you do that when you're riffing, if the other person isn't in the mood, you make the riff funnier.

00:02:00.000 So I was walking by him like this, like, you got a problem, motherfucker, kind of a face.

00:02:05.000 And then I keep walking, and now I'm walking, but I can't see where I'm going.

00:02:09.000 So then I start going like this with my hand.

00:02:11.000 So if I hit like a heavy bag or a pole, then I can stop.

00:02:16.000 So that made him sort of laugh.

00:02:18.000 So we're getting there.

00:02:20.000 And then I go, I'm by the changing room at the end, and I'm like, how you doing?

00:02:25.000 Everything good?

00:02:26.000 He's like, yeah, I hope everything stays good.

00:02:28.000 Okay, good.

00:02:28.000 We got him.

00:02:29.000 All right, we're going.

00:02:30.000 And then I go, hope you're good tonight when you get home at 10 p.m. and you go to your house at 342nd Avenue, the White House with the slanting driveway.

00:02:40.000 Like, and then he goes, that's not my address.

00:02:44.000 Yeah, dude, I'm not literally going to be at your house to kill you at 10 p.m. tonight.

00:02:51.000 I don't know your address.

00:02:54.000 Although I did know it.

00:02:55.000 I brought him some money during the first wave of the pandemic because I'm just that kind of a guy.

00:02:59.000 Yeah, that was supposed to be a joke, right?

00:03:03.000 You should do, go back to those faces.

00:03:05.000 You know, I was in the car today laughing with that Asian face you did.

00:03:08.000 Oh, right, right.

00:03:09.000 That was, I think, the funniest moment of the show.

00:03:13.000 I don't know why.

00:03:14.000 Like, his expression, the way he was sort of like.

00:03:17.000 Yeah, he's a confused man.

00:03:20.000 It just makes me laugh every time I think about it.

00:03:24.000 And then I go, who are you?

00:03:25.000 Are you you?

00:03:25.000 And you're like, no, just another Asian guy.

00:03:28.000 I don't know.

00:03:31.000 I bought your present, yet another present, even though Christmas is gone.

00:03:37.000 Look what I got you.

00:03:39.000 What that?

00:03:40.000 Oh, cool.

00:03:41.000 Because my old one.

00:03:42.000 It's your old one.

00:03:43.000 Nope.

00:03:45.000 Oh, it's so dangerous.

00:03:46.000 Did I get you in the face?

00:03:48.000 Literally, this thing.

00:03:49.000 No.

00:03:49.000 But I don't care about me, but the equipment.

00:03:53.000 And what's literally about the equipment?

00:03:56.000 It's literally expensive.

00:03:57.000 You could just treat it the way it's supposed to be treated and it breaks down.

00:04:01.000 So to throw things at it, I say no.

00:04:05.000 All right, let's restart the show here.

00:04:06.000 That was not Larry Barnes.

00:04:09.000 That's a stupid, I guess, racist joke.

00:04:12.000 That's a different short black man.

00:04:14.000 And that was Ray Dog.

00:04:16.000 You're supposed to laugh at how shitty he is.

00:04:19.000 And I don't know if it's my old age, but like bad writing I'm enjoying these days.

00:04:23.000 Like cops and criminals who write books.

00:04:26.000 Like the book I'm reading, I'm Not a Gangster, has all kinds of odd typos in it.

00:04:30.000 And I'm just, I love it.

00:04:32.000 And I'm listening to that terrible music.

00:04:35.000 And I can hear that there is some sort of musicianship deep within his retarded brain.

00:04:41.000 I can smell it.

00:04:43.000 And it's good.

00:04:44.000 It's got some like, da-da-da-da-da-da.

00:04:48.000 You know what I mean?

00:04:49.000 Like little 5-4 timing in it.

00:04:51.000 And all the weird stock footage in the video.

00:04:55.000 Like, who's that guy?

00:04:57.000 And then he's got these grip socks he's wearing that are from like SkyZone.

00:05:02.000 And his dog isn't fixed.

00:05:04.000 His dog has his huge balls there.

00:05:08.000 Like that stock footage.

00:05:11.000 Put it up.

00:05:12.000 Understand, yeah.

00:05:14.000 Some of them act like cool on the free corner using you all your things and your money and it makes that right.

00:05:23.000 Understand, yeah, it makes me wanna fight.

00:05:27.000 But usually I'm a peaceful man.

00:05:30.000 Understand, I don't come here to fight.

00:05:34.000 Everything's gonna be alright.

00:05:38.000 He's getting real tired.

00:05:39.000 It's six minutes long in the song.

00:05:42.000 Running out of steam.

00:05:43.000 Just got this book from old James O'Keefe.

00:05:46.000 I begged him to do a show here.

00:05:48.000 James O'Keefe.

00:05:49.000 Yes.

00:05:50.000 This is my bald head.

00:05:54.000 That looks pretty good.

00:05:57.000 Pretty impressive.

00:05:58.000 Yeah, you look very different.

00:06:00.000 Wait, let's see if it works on you.

00:06:01.000 You look like a good fighter.

00:06:07.000 This is awesome.

00:06:08.000 Don't show that because when I go on the lamb, I'm going to be bald.

00:06:11.000 You're giving away my secret disguise.

00:06:13.000 Sorry, sir.

00:06:15.000 Can you do it?

00:06:17.000 Oh, he keeps moving away.

00:06:20.000 No.

00:06:21.000 Shit.

00:06:22.000 American Muckraker, rethinking journalism for the 21st century.

00:06:26.000 James O'Keefe is...

00:06:27.000 Oh, look, it's signed.

00:06:29.000 James O'Keefe Is, I would say, finally accepted by the mainstream media.

00:06:36.000 They were so reluctant because he came, he was an outsider, he didn't use any of the normal routes.

00:06:43.000 He didn't start as an intern and then work at some bullshit, dumb cat blog, and then slowly work his way up to like New York Post and then to whatever, something good.

00:06:54.000 No, we love the New York Post.

00:06:56.000 He invented his own way of doing journalism, and he learned it in college by pretending to be offended by lucky charms.

00:07:04.000 And he kept going with that his entire career.

00:07:07.000 And it's like punk rock.

00:07:09.000 He invented a new way of doing things.

00:07:11.000 And it took a really long time because both the right and the left were establishment.

00:07:17.000 And establishment journalism didn't want to accept this Maverick, this American muckraker.

00:07:23.000 But I think he's there now.

00:07:25.000 I think he's a rock star and he's finally enjoying life at the top, which is really a great thing about America.

00:07:32.000 Like, you can be weird, but if you bust your ass and you get results, you'll eventually win.

00:07:38.000 It could take a while if you're completely reinventing the industry, but you'll get there.

00:07:46.000 So I actually haven't read this.

00:07:47.000 I just got it today.

00:07:49.000 But I've read his other books, and he's a fun writer.

00:07:52.000 He gets the whole concept of making it exciting.

00:07:56.000 Like in his other book, Breakout, I think it's called, it starts with him in prison.

00:08:02.000 You're like, why are you in prison, dude?

00:08:04.000 You know what I mean?

00:08:05.000 Some other books by people who aren't really known as writers can be pretty mundane.

00:08:12.000 And so this isn't the category I was talking about earlier where I love shitty art.

00:08:16.000 This is actually good.

00:08:17.000 And being good at it, if you will.

00:08:20.000 I'm all over the map.

00:08:23.000 In the news today, everyone's been stuck on the 95 in Virginia.

00:08:27.000 And most people who work in D.C. live in Virginia because D.C. is a disgusting shithole run by Dems that is an absolute war zone where Prowboys were stabbed once a month for three months, which is why I told them not to go to January 6th.

00:08:42.000 And yes, we are having a special January 6th celebration on January 6th.

00:08:48.000 But it made me look up, how long can your car idle for?

00:08:55.000 And you know what's annoying?

00:08:56.000 I hate when you look up questions like this online and people are like, it's impossible to say.

00:09:00.000 Depends on the make of the car and your fuel efficiency.

00:09:04.000 Shut the fuck up.

00:09:06.000 Of course I realize that.

00:09:08.000 So the way you answer it is like, I don't know, like a newish BMW full tank, 50 hours.

00:09:16.000 It depends.

00:09:18.000 Is it a Model T Ford?

00:09:20.000 And you know they're just wrapped up in a cozy blanket writing this like, I don't know.

00:09:25.000 Maybe you have to check out the information.

00:09:28.000 Check it out.

00:09:29.000 Readable.

00:09:29.000 Or they're like, it depends.

00:09:30.000 Is the tank on its last drop?

00:09:33.000 Then probably not very long.

00:09:35.000 Yes.

00:09:36.000 Thank you for that engine expert.

00:09:42.000 But I looked it up and some guy was talking about he accidentally left his car on all weekend.

00:09:46.000 It went 53 hours.

00:09:47.000 Wow.

00:09:48.000 I also saw as low as 10 hours.

00:09:49.000 This is all full tanks.

00:09:50.000 And then it got me thinking, am I supposed to have a big tank of gas in my trunk?

00:09:55.000 A, no matter how perfect your tank of gas is, it eventually reeks.

00:10:01.000 I don't know why it just, it does.

00:10:03.000 If you use it once, you got to keep it in the garage.

00:10:06.000 I keep mine in a bag in the garage because it just exudes odor.

00:10:10.000 And the way they fucking design them now, it's like pulling teeth.

00:10:15.000 I am always covered in gas whenever I use my gas can.

00:10:17.000 You got to hold this shut and clip this and then rotate that.

00:10:22.000 And you need Herculean strength because you're holding these nine tabs shut and then bending it.

00:10:27.000 Fucking suck my dick.

00:10:30.000 You heard me.

00:10:32.000 And then so eventually that's all over.

00:10:34.000 Anyway, also, you're carrying a big heavy thing in your trunk.

00:10:37.000 Isn't that making you consume more gas?

00:10:39.000 So I don't want to, I don't have a Jeep Cherokee.

00:10:41.000 I don't want to carry gas around, but maybe I should after seeing this.

00:10:44.000 They've been stuck there for 19 hours.

00:10:47.000 This is Scott again with another quick how-to video.

00:10:49.000 Look at this bullshit.

00:10:50.000 I went to go rinse my lawnmower air filter with some gasoline to clean it.

00:10:56.000 And I recently just bought this new gas can.

00:10:58.000 Oh, you do?

00:10:59.000 It has these flipping nozzles.

00:11:00.000 Meanwhile, you're touching gas.

00:11:03.000 Real quick, I want to show you how it works.

00:11:05.000 Because it don't come with any instructions or anything.

00:11:08.000 But you push this red button in.

00:11:11.000 And then if you're tilting it, like say into your car, if you ran out of gas, it pushes this nozzle down.

00:11:17.000 See?

00:11:18.000 And then you're able to get the gas out of it, right?

00:11:23.000 Because it's a no-spill type nozzle.

00:11:26.000 Wow.

00:11:26.000 Okay.

00:11:27.000 But see, it locks back up.

00:11:29.000 So if you want to do something like clean your air filter or pour this into something small like a weed eater or something, you can't.

00:11:37.000 Anyway, they're infuriating.

00:11:41.000 Thanks for improving upon something.

00:11:43.000 It's like fucking car keys.

00:11:44.000 Used to just be a key.

00:11:46.000 Now it's a giant computer that fills up my whole pocket and it costs me $600 to replace.

00:11:54.000 Not an improvement, right, nerd?

00:11:56.000 It's absolutely ridiculous.

00:12:03.000 I mean, have you seen these things?

00:12:07.000 They're crazy.

00:12:13.000 Dude, you have to get Snapchat, but here's a little...

00:12:16.000 Ryan investigation.

00:12:18.000 Deep dive.

00:12:19.000 So this is Snapchat.

00:12:22.000 Oh, get out of here.

00:12:24.000 Look at this.

00:12:24.000 So this is what's on Snapchat.

00:12:27.000 Uh-huh.

00:12:28.000 Okay.

00:12:28.000 You go to Tragic Life of Belle Delphine, a porn girl.

00:12:32.000 That looks interesting.

00:12:33.000 Before it was something else about sex.

00:12:38.000 It was vice, actually.

00:12:39.000 Okay.

00:12:41.000 HBO Max Secret Sex Lives of College Girls, blah, blah, blah.

00:12:44.000 Therapy, that's fine.

00:12:46.000 And they make gay things happen with people that you're friends with.

00:12:49.000 Zendaya Cotton Race Row, so alt black, rich things.

00:12:54.000 Just degenerate stuff.

00:12:55.000 I mean, this is actually kind of light.

00:14:59.000 really young girls playing guitar but also like them looking sexy like uh sexual and i don't even blame the young girls because they're looking at this and they think oh this is what people do right and the parents it's mexico i mean the parents aren't even there anyway let's get back to the show here so yeah just briefly everyone is stuck on 95.

00:15:24.000 oh shit i didn't number them oh yeah i didn't number the first few go back to the first story daily mail stuck on 95.

00:15:31.000 19 hours the good news is tim kaine is among the people no that's not it ryan daily mail stuck on 95 no that's not it well that'll that'll do i guess that's one of them the nbc correspondent josh letterman with us live from he's in his car where he's been for the last 10 hours on i-95.

00:15:53.000 Josh, good morning.

00:15:54.000 Just walk us through.

00:15:55.000 I know 10 hours is a long time, but what's it been like for you?

00:15:59.000 It sucks.

00:16:00.000 I think the word is dystopian, Hoda.

00:16:03.000 It was pretty good.

00:16:03.000 Jesus got food in the back.

00:16:05.000 I was heading back to DC last night and about 7.30 just north of Stafford is where we really came to a standstill.

00:16:14.000 And you said, okay, you know, we're going to be delayed for a while.

00:16:16.000 You understand that with the weather.

00:16:18.000 And then once it started to get to 9.10 p.m. and we were not moving at all, you started asking yourself, am I going to be here all night long?

00:16:26.000 Am I going to sleep in my car?

00:16:27.000 Should I turn my car off?

00:16:29.000 We started to see a lot of drivers turning their cars off to conserve gas, people running out of food and water, kids and pets holed up for so many hours, people letting their pets out of the car to try to walk them on the street.

00:16:42.000 And in the meantime, no signs of any emergency vehicles that we could see.

00:16:47.000 Now, you don't know if that's because they can't get to where you are, but you really start to think if there was a medical emergency, someone that was out of gas and out of heat, you know, it's 26 degrees and there's no way that anybody can get to you in this situation.

00:17:00.000 So how are you getting along there, Joshua?

00:17:02.000 I see your little dog right behind you.

00:17:04.000 You had mentioned you didn't have food and water for yourself.

00:17:08.000 You do have some provisions for your dog.

00:17:10.000 What are people doing is provisions?

00:17:15.000 Well, you know, I saw a number of people taking whatever bowls or cups they had and taking snow in case that that might eventually melt and make more water.

00:17:24.000 But you think, you know, people are starting to look at how much supplies do you happen to have?

00:17:28.000 How much do I love this dog?

00:17:29.000 Wait, in case that snow might melt and become water?

00:17:33.000 Just in case.

00:17:34.000 I mean, it's a lot of the conspiracy theorists imply that snow melts at 60 degrees in a car.

00:17:43.000 We don't know if it's true or not, but on the off chance Alex Jones is right.

00:17:47.000 We brought snow from cold temperatures into warm temperatures.

00:17:51.000 Fingers crossed.

00:17:52.000 Hopefully physics is still a thing.

00:17:54.000 Ooh, I hope melting really does exist.

00:18:02.000 Call DoorDash?

00:18:04.000 Hi, I had no problem getting here.

00:18:06.000 And I'll have no problem leaving.

00:18:08.000 What are you doing here?

00:18:09.000 Bye.

00:18:09.000 No.

00:18:11.000 Call DoorDash?

00:18:16.000 But there's those giant super tow trucks that tow Greyhound buses and stuff.

00:18:23.000 Can't you just get one of those?

00:18:25.000 Assuming that the roads are a fucking nightmare, right?

00:18:27.000 And a Greyhound bus can't go on them.

00:18:29.000 Can't you get one of those, tow a Greyhound bus, and just fill it up?

00:18:36.000 Probably, right?

00:18:37.000 Leave your fucking car there.

00:18:38.000 Fuck your car.

00:18:39.000 Look at this.

00:18:42.000 LaGuardia flyers wait outside in freezing cold with kids for hours for their COVID tests.

00:18:47.000 Yeah, I was going to visit my parents in Florida, but I'm just like, sorry.

00:18:52.000 It's not even, you can't even go in the 95.

00:18:56.000 Everything's broken down.

00:18:58.000 Not gonna do it.

00:19:02.000 This is totally unrelated, but some drunk kid died trying to jump a turnstile.

00:19:07.000 You just watched a man die.

00:19:09.000 I've resisted watching this so far, but he's clearly drunk and he wants to save two bucks.

00:19:17.000 By the way, just big picture here.

00:19:19.000 The previous story was about how bad the government is.

00:19:22.000 Stop, stop, stop, stop.

00:19:26.000 You know, every time you say you have libertarian tendencies, People go, oh, you don't like roads?

00:19:32.000 We need the government to build the roads.

00:19:34.000 Okay, well, there was a minor emergency on a road.

00:19:37.000 They had an accident, and the government couldn't do shit.

00:19:41.000 The state fell apart.

00:19:43.000 So, fuck you and your roads.

00:19:45.000 Privatize everything.

00:19:46.000 The only thing that shouldn't be privatized is the cops and the army.

00:19:51.000 My personal protection.

00:19:52.000 That's it.

00:19:53.000 And I'm starting to bend on cops, at least in some areas.

00:19:56.000 Like you look at people who have these sort of personal security services.

00:20:03.000 Look at Fifth Avenue when the riots got really bad.

00:20:06.000 They had security guys with dogs.

00:20:09.000 Look at fucking Tommy Robinson in Telford, UK right now, where he has a bunch of lads protecting a house because the police don't want to be racist.

00:20:16.000 So I'm starting to bend on even that.

00:20:20.000 And this story, I believe, is about some Hispanic kid with no dad who doesn't have any values and thinks that having a subway cart is too much.

00:20:31.000 I'm not going to do it.

00:20:32.000 Not going to do it.

00:20:33.000 So when he gets drunk, he just goes, I'll just jump it.

00:20:36.000 Oh, wait, I can't.

00:20:37.000 I'm having some trouble here.

00:20:38.000 Maybe if I run at it a bit, okay, and I'm running and, no, and I'm jumping.

00:20:45.000 Maybe if I get my shins here, I crawl, bang, snap goes his neck.

00:20:49.000 He's dead.

00:20:51.000 That's a dead person right there.

00:20:54.000 Maybe I should have said NSFW.

00:20:57.000 Look at that, the branding.

00:20:58.000 They got to brand it.

00:21:00.000 Jesus Christ.

00:21:01.000 Mr., you okay in there?

00:21:03.000 No, Tony.

00:21:05.000 Speaking of death, got some huge gossip.

00:21:10.000 Huge investigative reporting about to go down.

00:21:14.000 Now, Patton Oswald was a dude that I used to like a lot.

00:21:17.000 I hung out with him a few times.

00:21:18.000 He's in my movie, The Brotherhood of the Traveling Rants.

00:21:21.000 He was kind of one of us.

00:21:24.000 I want to say us, I mean like edgy dudes, Jim Goad kind of guys.

00:21:28.000 I think I met him through Jim Goad, actually.

00:21:32.000 David Cross was sort of like that too.

00:21:34.000 You know, they'd collect Senator Bud Dwyer killing himself on VHS tape.

00:21:38.000 We all come from that same background, kind of post-punk, you know, write a letter to John Wayne, Gacy, edgy stuff.

00:21:45.000 But now a lot of those guys have realized that that's career suicide, so they're pretending it was all a joke.

00:21:50.000 Like on my Getter account, I'm talking about Steve Albini, who said, that was just, I was just playing a character, but it makes me uncomfortable how Jim Goat and Gavin McInnes are comfortable in that skin.

00:22:01.000 And you're like, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.

00:22:03.000 I was in a band called Anal Chinook.

00:22:05.000 Chinook is an Inuit word for fart.

00:22:08.000 So it was, I mean, sorry, for warm wind.

00:22:11.000 So Anal Chinook means fart.

00:22:14.000 You were in a band called Rape Man.

00:22:17.000 You were also in a band for, excuse my language, Run Nigger Run.

00:22:22.000 And your hit song was, you're lucky I don't kill one of you faggots.

00:22:26.000 That's Steve Albini's background.

00:22:28.000 And now he's like, dudes, we were all playing a game and now you're still playing it?

00:22:32.000 It's like, no, no, no, no, wait a minute.

00:22:33.000 I wasn't using that kind of wordage.

00:22:37.000 We were making jokes.

00:22:38.000 You were the guy that was over the top.

00:22:42.000 Or that Christian Piccolini dude.

00:22:45.000 Chris Piccolini, yeah.

00:22:46.000 Who's like, Gavin, you are steeped in hate.

00:22:50.000 You need to learn to love.

00:22:52.000 I'm like, dude, you were a Nazi skinhead.

00:22:55.000 And you're preaching to me about love?

00:22:57.000 It doesn't work like that.

00:22:58.000 I'm not going to still call you a Nazi.

00:23:00.000 You know, everyone deserves a second chance.

00:23:02.000 But no, you're a fucking Nazi.

00:23:05.000 I was fighting Nazi skinheads like you in the 80s.

00:23:08.000 And now you're showing up to tell me that I've sinned?

00:23:13.000 Fuck you.

00:23:14.000 Anyway, this is all on my getter.

00:23:16.000 And then I started doing all this mostly because of the Steve Alvini thing.

00:23:21.000 But then I'm thinking about this whole Patton Oswalt controversy where he's in trouble because he posed next to Dave Chappelle.

00:23:33.000 That's a sin because Dave Chappelle is considered anti-trans.

00:23:36.000 Not because he's anti-trans, but because he doesn't take it seriously enough.

00:23:40.000 That's the way it works these days.

00:23:41.000 You're either 100% with us and 100% against us.

00:23:44.000 So if you still think there's two sexes, like J.K. Rowling, she thinks there's multiple genders.

00:23:49.000 She's okay with that.

00:23:50.000 She just thinks there's two sexes and she doesn't like males competing in female sports.

00:23:54.000 But she's okay with calling yourself, you know, polygenderous.

00:23:59.000 And Chappelle is similar.

00:24:01.000 Pretty benign.

00:24:02.000 In fact, they're to the left of Obama and the Clintons in the early aughts.

00:24:09.000 But you can't be that.

00:24:10.000 You have to be full-on trans.

00:24:12.000 So Patton Oswald posed with him, and then he took a picture of himself.

00:24:16.000 Did we already talk about this yesterday?

00:24:18.000 It doesn't ring a bell so far.

00:24:19.000 He took a picture of himself thinking of a response.

00:24:22.000 No.

00:24:23.000 And then he posted the response, which is the gayest thing since AIDS.

00:24:28.000 Imagine, first of all, it's fucking lame to write a big diatribe about why you pose with someone as evil as David Duke.

00:24:36.000 I mean, Dave Chappelle.

00:24:38.000 But to take a picture of yourself composing the letter?

00:24:42.000 Cringe.

00:24:44.000 Cringe.

00:24:45.000 Are you going to show any of this shit?

00:24:48.000 There you go.

00:24:49.000 That's him.

00:24:50.000 Just so you know, hey, I'm writing a really heartfelt letter.

00:24:54.000 Could you grab a shot of me doing it?

00:24:57.000 I'm going to be like thinking my face off.

00:24:59.000 Okay, no problem, sir.

00:25:01.000 Look at that.

00:25:03.000 What?

00:25:04.000 That's one for the books.

00:25:07.000 Like, that might be the most cringe thing of 2022, and we just started.

00:25:12.000 That's going to be in our New Year's Eve episode in one year from now.

00:25:15.000 Early contender.

00:25:16.000 Early contender.

00:25:17.000 Nice work, Patton.

00:25:19.000 It's named after General Patton.

00:25:21.000 How ironic is that?

00:25:22.000 So then, so scroll down there.

00:25:26.000 Then I start thinking, when did all this begin?

00:25:30.000 When did he become such a cuck?

00:25:35.000 That's everything I just pointed out.

00:25:37.000 Getter is exploding.

00:25:37.000 I've gone up like 5,000 followers in a day.

00:25:42.000 And then that's the old dude.

00:25:44.000 So there he is hanging out with Jim Goden, Nick Bugis.

00:25:47.000 Nick Bugis is rumored to be the guy who did those super offensive cartoons as a Wyatt man, super racist stuff that I think the KKK used to use.

00:25:57.000 But he was edgy and weird.

00:25:59.000 And I don't care if you did offensive cartoons, big deal.

00:26:05.000 But one day Patton changed.

00:26:08.000 And I was like, it was when his wife fucking died, wasn't it?

00:26:12.000 That was April of 2016.

00:26:15.000 And then I'm thinking, that's kind of weird because Trump had already been around, right?

00:26:20.000 Yeah.

00:26:20.000 And we saw his whole campaign.

00:26:22.000 But even the beginning of Trump's campaign, Patton wasn't an anti-Trump zealot.

00:26:28.000 He was very pro-free speech, and he was getting canceled.

00:26:30.000 And he was like, fuck all these people.

00:26:32.000 They can suck my dick.

00:26:33.000 And I remember DMing him and saying, come to the dark side, Patton.

00:26:38.000 The false is strong with you, young Patton.

00:26:42.000 I can feel it.

00:26:44.000 Come to the dark side.

00:26:46.000 And so he was on the edge of red piliation.

00:26:49.000 And then just like, fuck you, fuck Ode, fuck Boogis, fuck everyone.

00:26:55.000 You're all evil racists.

00:26:57.000 Like, he gave me shit for interviewing that Emily pistachio girl chick.

00:27:02.000 Emily Yucas.

00:27:03.000 Yeah, and I'm like, what?

00:27:04.000 I had her on my show.

00:27:05.000 I disagreed with her.

00:27:06.000 I told her to get away from identity politics and whiteness and focus on Western politics because you get the best of all worlds.

00:27:13.000 You get the culture of the West and you get to hang out with your black conservative friends.

00:27:17.000 Racial identity politics is for losers and it's a dead-end street.

00:27:22.000 And she wanted me to recite the 14 words and I said, do it with Western and include everyone.

00:27:28.000 I mean, Western people are endangered.

00:27:30.000 Western blacks who want the family preserved, they're endangered.

00:27:34.000 They're a part of this.

00:27:36.000 She refused.

00:27:37.000 Anyway, he gave me shit for that and constantly shitting on Proud Boys.

00:27:41.000 And I just thought, fuck this guy.

00:27:43.000 So then I started looking into this and I realized, wait a minute.

00:27:50.000 His special, Talking for Clapping, came out April.

00:27:54.000 So then I looked it up last night.

00:27:56.000 It came out April 21st.

00:27:58.000 And it includes a thing about how living in LA, you want an ambient and they might give you one or two.

00:28:04.000 Same with New York, by the way.

00:28:06.000 But if you're in the Midwest, you can have Xanax, Oxy, whatever.

00:28:10.000 So he goes to his mother's house and she's got a whole salad bowl of pills that he can have.

00:28:17.000 Guess when his wife died?

00:28:20.000 The next day.

00:28:23.000 And he apparently gave her the Xanax that OD'd her.

00:28:28.000 So go back to that clip I recorded last night on my TV.

00:28:32.000 It was huge.

00:28:34.000 And it was, and it wasn't just Ambien, it was Ambien, Viking, and it was this whole trail mix of, it was a Whoops All Crunchberries assortment of oxycontins and wow.

00:28:47.000 Holy interest digs an ambient.

00:28:49.000 Hey, I think this is an ambient.

00:28:50.000 I'm like, okay.

00:28:54.000 Now, she, I believe, had a, I think she was overweight, and she had a, his wife had a fentanyl patch.

00:29:01.000 And I think she was experiencing some sort of discomfort.

00:29:03.000 And I believe he gave her a Xanax that night she OD'd.

00:29:07.000 Now, I don't think he murdered her on purpose.

00:29:09.000 He had a girlfriend and wanted to marry her.

00:29:11.000 I'm not buying that.

00:29:12.000 I know the guy.

00:29:12.000 I don't see him like that.

00:29:14.000 I think it was accidental death.

00:29:16.000 And I think he's responsible for negligent homicide.

00:29:20.000 At least there's a case to be made.

00:29:22.000 You'll notice I'm speaking very carefully here.

00:29:24.000 So in case this ever ends up in court, I've covered my tracks.

00:29:29.000 But here's a possible scenario.

00:29:31.000 All right?

00:29:33.000 Special comes out April 21st.

00:29:34.000 She dies within 24 hours.

00:29:38.000 Now, obviously, the special is pre-taped.

00:29:41.000 You figure that part out.

00:29:43.000 But, and she's probably seen it before and she saw the editing process, but they probably sat down and said, okay, it's out now.

00:29:49.000 Let's watch it with fresh eyes.

00:29:52.000 And she watched it, and it's a pretty good special.

00:29:54.000 His comedies are not boring.

00:29:56.000 It's not derivative.

00:29:57.000 And I like the fact that he looks like a fat nerd and he's talking about getting wasted and stuff.

00:30:02.000 So she watched it and she goes, it's fantastic.

00:30:04.000 And it also feels kind of cool.

00:30:07.000 Like Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.

00:30:10.000 My husband's a big pill guy.

00:30:12.000 Like Hunter Thompson would talk about how he would do a line of cocaine in the morning and then two shots of scotch and then he'd do a Viking in and then he'd do some speed.

00:30:20.000 And it's very like beatnik sort of post-hippie hipster kind of thing.

00:30:25.000 I'm talking about the first iteration of hipsters, the beatnik Jack Kerouac types.

00:30:30.000 So they're both sort of in that vibe.

00:30:33.000 He's like, we're not fat nerds anymore, honey.

00:30:35.000 Now we're badasses.

00:30:36.000 Now we're nutty fucking druggies.

00:30:39.000 So that night, while in that same mindset, she's like, oh, my fentanyl patch is bothering me.

00:30:45.000 I don't feel good.

00:30:46.000 And he's like, why don't you take one of our cool drugs that we always have hanging around?

00:30:50.000 Here you go.

00:30:51.000 Again, Your Honor, this is a potential scenario that Crazy Me thinks is very possible.

00:31:00.000 So she takes one of his cool pills.

00:31:03.000 And then maybe he does too.

00:31:04.000 So he's too conked to notice that his wife has stopped breathing.

00:31:08.000 Maybe.

00:31:09.000 Wakes up the next day, she's fucking blue and cold.

00:31:13.000 Did you ever hear him tell the story?

00:31:14.000 It doesn't contradict what you're saying, but it goes a little different.

00:31:18.000 Okay.

00:31:19.000 So he wake up in the morning, daughter already go to school, so grab backpack, and he, when he come back, give her like a Starbucks.

00:31:30.000 I'm not sure humor is, this is the exact best spot.

00:31:33.000 Oh, I'm sorry.

00:31:35.000 Yeah, maybe, maybe eight seconds before or after this bit is fine.

00:31:41.000 But in the center of the story of the woman dying, my bad.

00:31:48.000 He walks through like an alibi.

00:31:51.000 Like when he, I remember, I don't know if this is exactly where he did it, but he talks about the morning and all the events leading up to it, and it sounds like an alibi.

00:31:59.000 He's like, so I go downstairs, I grab the backpack, bring my daughter to work, open the door, just like weird.

00:32:06.000 That's something criminals do, too.

00:32:08.000 They always overexplain their alibi.

00:32:10.000 And I remember it being snowy out, and it was around 8.56 a.m.

00:32:14.000 Yes, exactly.

00:32:14.000 I walked down the driveway, and I remember hearing the news talking about the riots in Portland and blah, blah, blah.

00:32:21.000 Like 900 alibis.

00:32:23.000 It's raining alibis.

00:32:25.000 Nine months after their wedding spouse died.

00:32:28.000 And then he probably goes, okay, I have to Change my trajectory here.

00:32:31.000 Because if I maintain my Jim Goad, Gavin McInnis, Nick Bugis, antagonistic, even David Cross back then, antagonistic demeanor, I'm constantly picking fights.

00:32:42.000 And now I have skeletons in my closet and I don't want you looking behind me.

00:32:47.000 So I'm going to become, I'm going to join the group of the most shrill and tyrannical, annoying mob.

00:32:54.000 If I'm on their side, then I can sort of hide behind them.

00:32:58.000 Like imagine, you know, you join an Antifa mob and you put a mask on and you're at the back.

00:33:02.000 You're one of the safest people around, really, right?

00:33:06.000 Unless the proud boys can plow through like 60 people and get to you.

00:33:10.000 So you're hiding there behind the mob and you're like, and then you start like going, ew, you're a bitch.

00:33:16.000 So he becomes so comfortable in this SJW camouflage that he gets Stockholm syndrome and he starts becoming like them.

00:33:24.000 And that's why when Shane Gillis was canceled, he was like, fuck you, bitch, you fucking racist white male.

00:33:30.000 And then his brother says, if you want to see comedy that pushes the least boundaries, check out comedians who think they're pushing boundaries.

00:33:38.000 And then Pat Noswell was like, this, this.

00:33:42.000 Meanwhile, Shane Gillis, his thing was not, I'm pushing boundaries.

00:33:45.000 I'm an edge troll.

00:33:47.000 Remember what got Shane Gillis canceled?

00:33:50.000 A total silly throwaway joke on his podcast where he said, how did Chinatown start up?

00:33:56.000 They just seem to appear.

00:33:57.000 And then his friend goes, yeah, there's some guy who's like, wait a minute.

00:34:00.000 One day I walked down the street and there's all these chinks here.

00:34:04.000 Now, in that joke, joke, I'm not even going to go like this, joke, neither of them are the guy who said chinks.

00:34:14.000 That's a random dude walking down the street.

00:34:17.000 Probably a racist.

00:34:18.000 So in that sense, it's lampooning racism.

00:34:20.000 But no, you said the CH word, and context is irrelevant.

00:34:25.000 So Patton was jumping on that?

00:34:28.000 No, that doesn't make any fucking sense.

00:34:30.000 So then he sees Chappelle, and this is now, we're what, five years after the death of his wife?

00:34:38.000 Six?

00:34:39.000 He's sort of like getting bored of that thing or having trouble, what do you call it?

00:34:48.000 Maneuvering it.

00:34:51.000 Driving the boat.

00:34:52.000 I don't fucking know.

00:34:53.000 Navigating it.

00:34:54.000 Navigating.

00:34:55.000 That's the word I meant to say.

00:34:56.000 My brain's a piece of shit this week.

00:34:58.000 I'm Winnebago, man.

00:35:00.000 So then he's like, okay, I don't think he feels comfortable in the SJW world because those people fuck with him a lot over the years.

00:35:09.000 So he's like, all right, how does it work now with trannies and blacks?

00:35:14.000 I like blacks, and I look good in photos with them.

00:35:17.000 That's good for my reputation.

00:35:19.000 That'll keep the monsters at bay.

00:35:20.000 That'll keep my skeletons in my closet, the skeleton of involuntary manslaughter.

00:35:25.000 But then now trans seem better than blacks.

00:35:29.000 And this black is an anti-trans guy.

00:35:32.000 I don't know what the fuck to do.

00:35:34.000 That's why he has to take a picture of himself going like this, because it's confusing.

00:35:37.000 By the way, as my wife pointed out last night, I'd be kind of pissed if I was black and I'd been through slavery, Jim Crow, and all this.

00:35:43.000 And then some dude puts on a wig and goes, actually me.

00:35:46.000 Yeah.

00:35:48.000 Where the fuck did you come from?

00:35:50.000 Oh, I just made myself an oppressed minority.

00:35:53.000 I've got a huge history that goes back to 2018.

00:35:58.000 Fuck.

00:36:01.000 Anyway, so that puts him in a conundrum, and that's why he's sitting writing these letters because he's stuck now.

00:36:08.000 And that's why I went back and realized April 21st, the special came out.

00:36:12.000 April 22nd, she OD'd on pills.

00:36:15.000 The special was all about pills.

00:36:16.000 I'm not saying he should have killed her, but I understand.

00:36:19.000 No.

00:36:20.000 I'm not saying he killed her on purpose.

00:36:22.000 But I'm saying it sounds like there's a preponderance of evidence that he took an illegal Xanax and accidentally killed his wife.

00:36:29.000 And liberal privilege, no problem.

00:36:34.000 Don't worry about it.

00:36:36.000 We're sorry to inconvenience you, sir.

00:36:38.000 Continue with your comedy.

00:36:39.000 Can you imagine me or any MAGA person gave his wife a pill that put her over the edge the day after releasing a special about how awesome illegal drugs are?

00:36:47.000 What if I did a special called Heroin is Fun and then my wife OD'd on smack?

00:36:51.000 I'd be fucking behind bars right now.

00:36:54.000 I said that they would shoot you into space like Zod.

00:36:57.000 Yeah, I'd be in one of those tile records, those little fucking mirror things.

00:37:02.000 Help help praying that Superman throws a nuclear bomb nearby within the next million years.

00:37:12.000 I've always, I don't know.

00:37:15.000 It always really hit me weird, him explaining that that one time.

00:37:19.000 Just going through every motion.

00:37:21.000 I picked up her book.

00:37:22.000 Show some of it.

00:37:23.000 You know, I hope that's it.

00:37:28.000 It reminds me of, like, that's the funny thing about this sort of cool indie hipster comedian world.

00:37:33.000 I was kicked out because I might be racist because I do like Trump, right?

00:37:40.000 Murdering your wife, not a big deal.

00:37:42.000 Jennifer Chiba, I'm convinced, killed Elliot Smith.

00:37:46.000 But he stabbed himself with a knife right after he dumped her?

00:37:51.000 And his suicide note was allegedly spelled wrong?

00:37:55.000 But no one gave a shit.

00:37:56.000 Jennifer Chiba still hung out with everyone.

00:37:58.000 Come on in.

00:37:59.000 You're cool.

00:37:59.000 You're dope.

00:38:00.000 All you did was murder your spouse.

00:38:01.000 Murder is here.

00:38:04.000 Not just racism, but potential for racism is way up here.

00:38:08.000 And the line in the sand for the cool crowd is here.

00:38:13.000 So all these murderers are fine to hang out.

00:38:17.000 But I can't be in the cool crowd anymore because I, yeah, I don't like Trump and someone thinks Trump's racist.

00:38:24.000 So no.

00:38:26.000 You're fired.

00:38:28.000 You know what's really genius about Jim and Sam in this?

00:38:30.000 So they don't bring it up, to my recollection.

00:38:34.000 What they do is they start talking about conspiracy theories, Weinstein allegations, and marriage.

00:38:42.000 How fucking genius.

00:38:44.000 And then he just goes into a combination of people to needs to be fired.

00:38:55.000 That whole interrogation.

00:38:56.000 Did she comment that you look like Stephen Avery?

00:38:58.000 Out of sight.

00:38:59.000 She didn't see me.

00:39:00.000 I just started bawling like, oh, she should have been there for that.

00:39:04.000 Now me, like, as you're now getting married again, like, that's going to come up, and this is just part of life now.

00:39:09.000 I don't, I mean, you know, I talked to I had friends who got married like nine months ago.

00:39:14.000 Okay, that's him.

00:39:14.000 Because I don't want my daughter to remember.

00:39:17.000 Yeah, he really focuses on his daughter all the time now.

00:39:20.000 I'm a dad.

00:39:20.000 I'm a shield.

00:39:21.000 Don't throw me in jail.

00:39:22.000 She won't have a dad.

00:39:24.000 And then, okay, Joe Biggs is a dad.

00:39:27.000 Oh, good.

00:39:28.000 She's asleep.

00:39:29.000 Good.

00:39:29.000 She's asleep.

00:39:30.000 Here it is.

00:39:32.000 Another thing, too, he solved his wife's murder mystery, you know?

00:39:36.000 And so whenever you type in wife death, it's like a lot of what comes up is this killer that he found.

00:39:42.000 Well, I was trying to find the clip that I just showed you, where he's talking about his potpourri of pills.

00:39:49.000 And when you look up Pat and Oswald prescription drugs, it's all about the dead wife.

00:39:55.000 Like I had to go to Netflix and watch the special to get to this.

00:39:58.000 It's not anywhere.

00:40:00.000 I'm asleep, and I was like, you know, you sleep in.

00:40:03.000 And I got up and I remember very distinctly she was snoring really loud.

00:40:07.000 So I'm like, oh, good, she's asleep.

00:40:09.000 Good.

00:40:09.000 She's getting what?

00:40:11.000 Bullshit.

00:40:12.000 Either she snores a bunch and you don't recognize that.

00:40:16.000 Here's something.

00:40:17.000 Don't recognize that?

00:40:18.000 Here's something.

00:40:18.000 My wife snores.

00:40:20.000 People in general don't snore in the morning.

00:40:23.000 Right.

00:40:24.000 It's like when they first go to sleep, then when they get the heavy REMs, they don't snore.

00:40:30.000 That's been what I've noticed.

00:40:31.000 I've noticed that.

00:40:32.000 I've never heard someone snore in the morning.

00:40:34.000 That is interesting.

00:40:35.000 That's a light sort of an in-and-out of sleep thing.

00:40:38.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:40:39.000 Like, imagine it's 8 a.m.

00:40:41.000 It's the time you usually get up because you have a daughter, so you're up for school.

00:40:43.000 And at 8 a.m., you're like...

00:40:49.000 That wasn't a very good snore impression, but.

00:40:53.000 Like, picture it in your mind right now.

00:40:54.000 The sun's pouring into the window, and you're snoring like a fucking stuck pig.

00:41:02.000 Let's see if this.

00:41:03.000 Partial awakening.

00:41:04.000 If you're a snorer, it likely heard kind of signs of fake sleep.

00:41:07.000 Holy sleep.

00:41:08.000 Okay, don't do your research live.

00:41:09.000 Let's go back to the talk.

00:41:12.000 I think she's catching up on her sleep.

00:41:14.000 Went, got Alice, you know, got her breakfast, got her dressed, backpacked, went to school, you know, talked to her teachers, came back.

00:41:22.000 I stopped at Starbucks.

00:41:25.000 I got Michelle Grande Americano.

00:41:28.000 She lived in Americano.

00:41:29.000 Put that on her.

00:41:31.000 That always stuck with me.

00:41:32.000 Grande Americano.

00:41:33.000 Every time I order that at Starbucks, I heard your wife got killed.

00:41:37.000 Yeah, she got, I got her a Grande Americano.

00:41:40.000 Okay.

00:41:40.000 Maybe that contributed to it.

00:41:42.000 All right.

00:41:42.000 Yeah, it's almost like a mess.

00:41:43.000 It was her favorite coffee order.

00:41:44.000 I got it at 8.56 a.m. after I'd spoken to my daughter's teachers.

00:41:50.000 Would I be speaking to my daughter's teachers if I was a murderer?

00:41:55.000 No one thinks you're a murderer.

00:41:56.000 We think you accidentally killed your wife.

00:41:59.000 Michelle Grande Americano.

00:42:01.000 She lived in Americano.

00:42:02.000 I'm not lying.

00:42:03.000 Put that on the table by the bed.

00:42:06.000 Went back upstairs.

00:42:07.000 Now it's like 9.30.

00:42:08.000 She's still snoring.

00:42:09.000 Went up to my office.

00:42:10.000 I had some calls to make.

00:42:11.000 I had some writing to do.

00:42:12.000 Wait a minute.

00:42:13.000 Wait a minute.

00:42:14.000 If you do a Xanax at night with your fentanyl patch, I assume you get the first surge like half an hour in.

00:42:24.000 You're going to OD like seven hours later?

00:42:28.000 Seven to ten hours later?

00:42:32.000 I mean, junkies OD almost immediately after they inject the heroin.

00:42:37.000 They don't have a nice good night's sleep, snore away, and then die.

00:42:42.000 Prince had died.

00:42:43.000 Damn it.

00:42:44.000 It's all just a theory, Your Honor.

00:42:45.000 All just a theory.

00:42:46.000 Right.

00:42:46.000 Allegedly, allegedly, allegedly.

00:42:51.000 Prince had died of similar causes for a little bit.

00:42:55.000 At 2 o'clock that day, Alice had an art show at school that we were going to then attend.

00:43:01.000 So at 12, I don't know why I remember this so specifically.

00:43:04.000 Yeah, meaning.

00:43:04.000 At 12.42 p.m., I went down.

00:43:07.000 Wait a minute.

00:43:07.000 I was joking.

00:43:09.000 This whole show, I've been joking about 8.56 a.m.

00:43:12.000 Oh, you literally did say that.

00:43:14.000 And then here he goes, 12.42 p.m.

00:43:16.000 I don't know why I remember this.

00:43:18.000 Whoa.

00:43:20.000 In case you're still sleeping.

00:43:21.000 Right now in the interrogation room, the good cop just looked at the bad cop and went.

00:43:27.000 Because they've done this a thousand times.

00:43:29.000 And when they perp says the exact time, nine times out of ten, he's guilty.

00:43:35.000 P.M. I went down to go, hey, you know, in case you're still sleeping, I figured she'd be awake already, but we're going to leave at 1.15, and that's when I discovered her.

00:43:44.000 Do you want me to ask you?

00:43:45.000 You said she was snoring.

00:43:45.000 And that's when I discovered her.

00:43:47.000 Here, I want to hear.

00:43:49.000 We're going to leave at 1.15, and that's when I discovered her.

00:43:52.000 Let me ask you, you said she was snoring.

00:43:54.000 Was it obviously, do you think she died of sleep apnea?

00:43:57.000 I don't.

00:43:58.000 I mean, there was an undiagnosed heart thing, and then she was also taking way more prescription meds than she should have been.

00:44:05.000 This is another thing that criminals do.

00:44:07.000 They'll be like, anything that you, anything that's not me, could have been.

00:44:12.000 She did have a thing six years ago.

00:44:14.000 And I like how it's on prescription meds.

00:44:17.000 It's like the Waukesha massacre where they go, an SUV drove through a crowd and he just came from a domestic.

00:44:23.000 So that's probably the majority.

00:44:25.000 Was she murdered by a gun?

00:44:29.000 Because she was having trouble sleeping.

00:44:32.000 That stuff can feed itself to it.

00:44:33.000 And it will slow.

00:44:34.000 That's what the, when I was talking to the coroner, like, yeah, this stuff can build up in your system and really, and that's what, it's not like you take the one overdose.

00:44:43.000 It builds up over time.

00:44:45.000 So even if it was me and my Xanax, it was the other pills over time.

00:44:50.000 And you can't put this just on me.

00:44:53.000 Oh, my God.

00:44:54.000 Imagine that we're right.

00:44:56.000 And he did accidentally kill her after this interview.

00:44:58.000 He must have been like, I'm just going to go to the bathroom for one second here.

00:45:01.000 And then he just goes in the stall and he sits down in the bowl.

00:45:03.000 He doesn't have to shit.

00:45:04.000 And he just, with his pants up, he sits down in the bowl and just goes, holy fucking shit, holy fucking shit.

00:45:08.000 Holy fucking shit.

00:45:10.000 Oh my God.

00:45:11.000 Oh my God.

00:45:16.000 And then he goes up to the, he's washing his hands and he looks at himself in the mirror and he goes, what did you do?

00:45:24.000 You killed her.

00:45:26.000 You killed them all.

00:45:29.000 Like Robert Durst when he was caught up.

00:45:30.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:45:31.000 And then he farts.

00:45:32.000 But then he realizes his mic is still on.

00:45:34.000 Oops, see you do.

00:45:35.000 Because she didn't like wake up in the middle of the night a lot, but there was definitely a heart thing that was.

00:45:40.000 And it was a thing that you, which I found out later, has a very, very long name.

00:45:45.000 Mitochar.

00:45:46.000 It was a long thing, but it's a thing that you cannot detect unless you were very specifically looking for it with a battery of tests.

00:45:55.000 Like it doesn't just show up.

00:45:56.000 So it's just, it really sucked that way.

00:46:01.000 And I only have my two biggest pet peeves.

00:46:03.000 Mondays.

00:46:04.000 Mondays.

00:46:06.000 My wife dying.

00:46:07.000 Not in the Garfield that way.

00:46:09.000 And those were his two, I believe.

00:46:11.000 Was it Lasagna?

00:46:11.000 No, he liked lasagna.

00:46:12.000 He loved lasagna.

00:46:13.000 Hated his wife dying.

00:46:14.000 Didn't like Odie.

00:46:15.000 Odie's like right behind the wife dying thing.

00:46:18.000 If it was like wife dying or Odie, I'd be like, I don't know.

00:46:22.000 They're both so annoying.

00:46:26.000 All right, let's make a...

00:46:28.000 Let's just, this is sort of on topic.

00:46:30.000 Let's jump into the war on kids because this has been on my mind.

00:46:36.000 Here we go, folks.

00:46:37.000 War on kids.

00:46:39.000 Come, hold on to your hatties.

00:46:41.000 New subject.

00:46:47.000 We are living in an ageism era where children are seen as human garbage.

00:46:53.000 Regulations to indoctrinate American school children with poisonous and divisive left-wing doctrine.

00:47:03.000 I like that font.

00:47:08.000 Okay, this really pissed me off.

00:47:10.000 And I want to make something clear here.

00:47:14.000 There's definitely a war in the family.

00:47:15.000 They're definitely out to dismantle the nuclear family.

00:47:18.000 And I'm sure it is some globalists' grand scheme.

00:47:22.000 But the trickle down of this philosophy is a lot of the perpetrators here that are choosing the show I'm about to tell you about, I don't think they're like, you know, a cartoon villain going, yes, master, we are carrying out the plan to dismantle the family.

00:47:38.000 I think this sort of anti-family thing has successfully become systemic.

00:47:43.000 It's successfully invaded the culture.

00:47:46.000 And now when you're a TV exec and someone pitches you a show that says, fuck the family and let's dismantle the nuclear family, you're like, oh yeah, I'm familiar with that culture.

00:48:00.000 And then you do it.

00:48:01.000 For example, if you're casting a show and there's a neurosurgeon, you make him black, not because you're out to like discredit white males or anything.

00:48:09.000 That's just become the culture.

00:48:11.000 On TV, neurosurgeons are black males or females.

00:48:16.000 So I'm not going to totally Alex Jones this and say they're out to ruin the family, but just like that Deathly Xanax, they're ruining the family.

00:48:30.000 So this is a guy who is an inept fag who's Gloria Vanderbilt's son.

00:48:39.000 She bought him a career in news.

00:48:42.000 He is powerfully not just dyslexic.

00:48:47.000 I think he's on the spectrum.

00:48:48.000 He's a weird nerd.

00:48:49.000 He eats like veggie burgers for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

00:48:53.000 He's a fag.

00:48:54.000 He's fucked in the head, basically.

00:48:56.000 And he's dating some dude for 10 years.

00:48:59.000 They decide it's not working.

00:49:00.000 And that is the best possible time to have a kid.

00:49:05.000 So as their relationship is coming to a close, and maybe this was a desperate attempt to bring them back together, they adopt a child.

00:49:14.000 I don't recommend that, by the way, folks, of all sexual preferences.

00:49:18.000 If your relationship is deteriorating, don't go get yourself a kid.

00:49:21.000 Don't even get yourself a dog or a hamster for that matter.

00:49:25.000 And then he gets a kid.

00:49:28.000 So now they're co-parenting, but they're not the biological parents.

00:49:33.000 You're an adoptive parent, and no one has a problem with adoption.

00:49:36.000 I consider it just as legitimate as biological parents if you treat it the same and you live with the kid and the kid grows up calling you dad.

00:49:46.000 This is just Anderson Cooper's ex-boyfriend.

00:49:49.000 That's your dad?

00:49:50.000 Your adoptive dad's ex?

00:49:52.000 Okay, I've got ex-girlfriends.

00:49:54.000 Are they my kid's mom?

00:49:56.000 No, because they don't see the kids that much.

00:49:58.000 Nor does this fucking clown's ex.

00:50:01.000 You're not co-parenting.

00:50:03.000 You're not even parenting.

00:50:04.000 And as Ann Coulter points out with single moms, children of single moms are cursed.

00:50:10.000 They appear in crime stats more.

00:50:13.000 It's like knowingly making a kid deaf from birth.

00:50:17.000 They're starting out with a handicap.

00:50:19.000 It's a bad scenario.

00:50:21.000 It happens.

00:50:22.000 Hey, if you're a widow, your husband died, or in Iraq, you're a vet, your husband's a vet.

00:50:31.000 My heart goes out to you.

00:50:32.000 You'll agree, though, that this is not ideal.

00:50:35.000 Now, I'm not saying that your family sucks, but it's less good as it was with a dad.

00:50:39.000 But in this case, this guy is knowingly pursuing that horrific war vet scenario I just described for you.

00:50:46.000 And it's being glorified over at USA today.

00:50:50.000 Dad, that should be in quotation marks.

00:50:53.000 Anderson Cooper to host new parenting show for streaming service at CNN Plus.

00:50:58.000 And I think if you recall, Anderson Cooper streamed something live on YouTube.

00:51:02.000 I think it had 65 viewers.

00:51:04.000 It was embarrassing.

00:51:05.000 Like CNN's best day ever compared to Joe Rogan's worst day ever are still, he's literally five times the audience that CNN is.

00:51:18.000 Why are you going back to that?

00:51:22.000 I was going to look something up.

00:51:23.000 But that should be the War on Kids backdrop.

00:51:25.000 Oh, yes, yes, yes.

00:51:28.000 That's Antifa, shithead.

00:51:30.000 What's up?

00:51:33.000 Why is Antifa in The War on Kids?

00:51:34.000 I've always wondered why it's so prominent, but it's...

00:51:37.000 I guess that Antifa is in the schoolrooms and all that.

00:51:40.000 Yes, yes, yes, yes.

00:51:42.000 So, yeah.

00:51:43.000 Like, when you first see it, you go, okay, I guess it's a gay couple and it's not ideal, but I guess they're trying.

00:51:48.000 No, they're not trying for shit.

00:51:51.000 And so Anderson Cooper, who started a family after his fake family fell apart, is now an authority on fatherhood.

00:52:00.000 What?

00:52:02.000 Did he even have a dad?

00:52:04.000 Oh, it was his brother who just.

00:52:06.000 One time his brother just got up and ran out the apartment, out the window to his death.

00:52:12.000 So he's always had a great family life.

00:52:14.000 And if there's one person you should be talking to about fatherhood, it's Anderson fucking Cooper.

00:52:19.000 And again, the TV execs and USA Today, don't give them too much credit.

00:52:24.000 They're not sitting there going, this is a perfect way to dismantle the nuclear family.

00:52:28.000 It does.

00:52:28.000 That is the effect of their behavior.

00:52:30.000 But they're just like, hey, man, thinking outside the box.

00:52:33.000 I'm open-minded.

00:52:34.000 To me, a dad isn't just the wait till your father gets home guy with the paper who smokes cigars and has the dog bring him his slippers.

00:52:42.000 For me, a dad could be an Anderson Cooper.

00:52:45.000 That's how fun we are.

00:52:46.000 That's as deep as their thinking goes.

00:52:48.000 But they don't realize they are cogs in the globalist machine that is out to destroy the American family so they can destroy society so they can rebuild it back in their image.

00:52:59.000 Similarly, this story that Barry Weiss, who we used to like, she was promoting this story that was from an editor of The Atlantic who was ironically named Honor.

00:53:10.000 And this woman says, yeah, I was shopping for kitchens at my new house, and I couldn't afford the kitchen I wanted.

00:53:19.000 And then I started to look at different kitchens.

00:53:22.000 A beautiful and moving essay by my friend Ender Jones.

00:53:25.000 So you're reading it.

00:53:26.000 You got to see this fucking, you have to read this shit.

00:53:28.000 It got ratioed, thank God.

00:53:30.000 But she talks about how she couldn't afford the thing.

00:53:34.000 And Ryan, you got to get behind one of those VPNs where we don't need to worry about signing in.

00:53:41.000 I had wanted, I thought, soapstone counters, blah, blah, blah.

00:53:44.000 So she can't afford the farmhouse sink she wants.

00:53:47.000 And as she's going back and forth with that, she decides, I'm just going to fucking dissolve this marriage.

00:53:52.000 She has two or three young kids.

00:53:56.000 And as usual, with all talks of divorce, and we're going to get to this in the letters page, she's like, it's all about her, a little bit about her husband, and a teensy, weensy bit about her kids.

00:54:11.000 But in the kids thing, it's like, they don't care if they're in the country or in the city.

00:54:16.000 And being in the city was better for our careers.

00:54:18.000 And you're reading it going, so why did you get divorced?

00:54:20.000 Was he fucking one of his students?

00:54:22.000 What's going on?

00:54:23.000 No, I just wanted to...

00:54:25.000 I wanted a new start.

00:54:27.000 I wanted to, she literally says this.

00:54:30.000 I wanted to feel the wind in my hair.

00:54:32.000 I wanted to breathe.

00:54:34.000 I wanted the sun in my face.

00:54:36.000 What?

00:54:38.000 What?

00:54:39.000 And all these women are glorifying it as some sort of empowered great move.

00:54:42.000 Now, again, with divorce, co-parenting, that's not you take the family and you just turn it sideways.

00:54:50.000 You split it in half.

00:54:52.000 You have a dad.

00:54:53.000 Most divorces involve, they see the dad every Wednesday, which is like, I don't know, we have dinner and then everyone goes to their video games, goes to bed.

00:55:01.000 And then every second weekend.

00:55:03.000 And even that second weekend sucks because the kids don't play with their friends.

00:55:08.000 They're in a new area.

00:55:09.000 They're with their stepbrothers.

00:55:11.000 It's a shitty scenario.

00:55:15.000 And you have half the father.

00:55:16.000 Like, a big part of being a father, especially with a daughter, is I consider myself a security guard.

00:55:23.000 And if I go up to my daughter and I go, so what's going on?

00:55:26.000 Is Sheila being a bitch?

00:55:27.000 She's not going to go like, oh my God, I fucking hate her.

00:55:29.000 So she's not going to tell me shit.

00:55:32.000 But that one time where she's crying and she needs help, that almost made me cry, where she's crying and she needs help, that's the same as a security guard hearing something outside.

00:55:42.000 And then I go over with my flashlight and I investigate.

00:55:45.000 And if she's like, Sheila's being a bitch, then I'm there.

00:55:49.000 Finally, the security guard is needed.

00:55:51.000 Now, if we're divorced, what are the odds that I'm going to be around when that one time that the alarm is tripped off at the museum?

00:55:58.000 So you're just, you're a security guard.

00:56:01.000 You're a 24-hour day security guard.

00:56:03.000 And the way security guards work is they're often not needed.

00:56:06.000 Sometimes, by the nature of their very existence, there isn't an issue because there's a security guard there.

00:56:13.000 I'm not going to rob the museum.

00:56:16.000 But that one weird time, Thursday, November 11th at 3 a.m., where someone breaks a window, I'm there with my flashlight.

00:56:25.000 Hello?

00:56:27.000 And that's a huge part of fatherhood.

00:56:29.000 So she's removed that with her arbitrary bullshit.

00:56:33.000 And then she's like, who could I be if I wasn't his wife?

00:56:36.000 Maybe I would micro-dose.

00:56:37.000 Maybe I would have sex with women.

00:56:39.000 Maybe I'd write a book.

00:56:40.000 Not a book about real estate.

00:56:42.000 A fun book about having your toes sucked at a party.

00:56:46.000 What a vapid.

00:56:47.000 What a cunt.

00:56:50.000 What a fucking cunt.

00:56:52.000 You know what I hear from friends that are dealing with women?

00:56:55.000 They're like, they have to go and work on themselves.

00:56:58.000 They need time to work on themselves.

00:57:01.000 What the fuck?

00:57:03.000 My wife did that and it saved our marriage.

00:57:04.000 Oh, really?

00:57:06.000 But what is it?

00:57:07.000 Like, just the phrasing I hate so much, like, work?

00:57:09.000 It makes it sound like there's work.

00:57:10.000 Yeah, it's annoying verbiage, but women get stressed out and what she should have done is gone away to a retreat for like 10, 14 days where you go hiking in Arizona.

00:57:22.000 Me time.

00:57:23.000 Just call it me time.

00:57:24.000 That's what it is.

00:57:25.000 It's me time.

00:57:25.000 I don't have a problem with me time, by the way.

00:57:26.000 In the old days, they'd go to the loony bin for a month.

00:57:29.000 Yeah.

00:57:31.000 Anthony always points out there was this medicine you just give them to shut them up.

00:57:35.000 It's your broad being too yappy.

00:57:38.000 Papa one of these, a geratol.

00:57:40.000 Whatever.

00:57:41.000 But like, and you know what it does to, divorce does to kids, too?

00:57:45.000 They go, well, I can't tell you how many of my high school friends are unmarried and childless.

00:57:52.000 It's about 50%.

00:57:53.000 And back when I was out on Facebook, I'd look them up and I'd be like, what happened?

00:57:57.000 And I remember at the dial house at the Crass Farm, I was talking to G's niece's kids or G's niece.

00:58:06.000 And I was going, it's sad your divorce.

00:58:08.000 Sad it didn't work out.

00:58:09.000 He was an asshole.

00:58:10.000 And G is got, she's an anarchist.

00:58:12.000 So she's like, no, it doesn't matter.

00:58:13.000 Why'd you need a piece of paper?

00:58:15.000 And then the niece is sort of more on my side.

00:58:17.000 And she goes, I don't know.

00:58:18.000 Both the girls have said to me, if it didn't work out with you and dad, I mean, how can it work out?

00:58:24.000 And I'm like, see?

00:58:25.000 And that's all my friends.

00:58:26.000 My parents stayed together, but almost all my friends, their parents got divorced.

00:58:30.000 It was the hot thing in the 80s, and they just sort of don't believe in love anymore.

00:58:34.000 And they also don't understand sticking it out.

00:58:37.000 As I keep saying, guys, with marriage, you can have a bad year.

00:58:41.000 I know that sounds crazy.

00:58:43.000 Talk to a woman whose husband is in the military.

00:58:45.000 She doesn't see him for a year.

00:58:46.000 She had a bad year.

00:58:48.000 Talk to people who had to go to China for work for a year.

00:58:51.000 They had a bad year.

00:58:52.000 It doesn't have to be all roses.

00:58:55.000 But this woman is bored of choosing a kitchen and has just decided I need a divorce.

00:59:01.000 And this isn't when the kids are away at college either.

00:59:03.000 They're all super fucking young.

00:59:06.000 So I have different categories in my head.

00:59:09.000 Like kids away, empty nest.

00:59:10.000 I still think it does damage because you say to the kids, we meant to get divorced earlier, but we couldn't because of you.

00:59:16.000 But trust me, love is fake.

00:59:19.000 But it's better than when the kids are 12, 13.

00:59:23.000 But what I find totally unacceptable is baby 2, 3, 4.

00:59:27.000 Like Louis C.K., his kids were babies.

00:59:32.000 Child behavioral problems.

00:59:37.000 It looks like just edging out single mothers is a step parent, which is weird.

00:59:43.000 Maybe because there's some rebellion in there.

00:59:45.000 Yeah, I don't like them.

00:59:46.000 There's too many factors to explore that.

00:59:49.000 That's other.

00:59:50.000 That's a lot to just put other.

00:59:51.000 But the popularity of that article goes back to the Anderson Cooper thing.

00:59:55.000 It's this glorification of the death of family.

00:59:59.000 And they're not doing it on purpose.

01:00:00.000 They're too stupid.

01:00:01.000 Like, Antifa doesn't realize they're the paramilitary wing of the DNC.

01:00:06.000 They think they're fighting for justice.

01:00:09.000 So not everyone is on the same page with the agenda.

01:00:12.000 They're dupes.

01:00:13.000 They're cannon fodder.

01:00:15.000 They're easy prey.

01:00:17.000 They're useful idiots.

01:00:19.000 And I think everyone I've listed here is a useful idiot.

01:00:23.000 In the case of the Honor Jones, she's just a self-indulgent cunt who is just as useful as a useful idiot.

01:00:31.000 And the last example I'm going to give of this is this fun new, well, not new, but relatively new.

01:00:38.000 This fun new concept of vasectomies being awesome.

01:00:41.000 Do it.

01:00:43.000 I know a guy at my gym, Timmy, the guy who broke my ribs, by the way, and they're still broken from the telethon.

01:00:51.000 He has 13 brothers and like seven sisters, 20 siblings.

01:00:57.000 And these people are like, I have two kids.

01:00:59.000 That's already way too much.

01:01:02.000 So men across America are getting vasectomies as an act of love.

01:01:07.000 This is a stretch.

01:01:08.000 This is going to take you a second to wrap your head around.

01:01:10.000 I understand like the world's overpopulated.

01:01:13.000 It's stupid and retarded.

01:01:14.000 It's like going to the beach and washing one grain of sand and saying, I cleaned the beach.

01:01:18.000 But I get it.

01:01:19.000 It's just bad logic, but at least there's something there.

01:01:22.000 But this is different than that.

01:01:24.000 This is with the right to abortion under threat, men say they want to play a role in reproductive planning to support their partners.

01:01:34.000 So because women can't get abortions, we're going to make sure, I'm going to do my little tiny part in making sure women can't get pregnant.

01:01:43.000 So I'm going to cut my balls off.

01:01:45.000 They are retarded, and in some ways, they're geniuses.

01:01:50.000 As long as state legislatures continue to restrict the reproductive rights of cis women, trans men, oh, sorry.

01:01:58.000 Jesus Christ, I keep forgetting that gender doesn't exist.

01:02:01.000 Okay.

01:02:01.000 As long as state legislatures continue to restrict the reproductive rights of cis women, trans men, and non-binary people, those are the three groups that are hurt by abortion law.

01:02:13.000 There should be laws that address the responsibility of men.

01:02:16.000 Wait a minute.

01:02:17.000 They fucked up.

01:02:18.000 They just said men.

01:02:19.000 They just said men.

01:02:20.000 Well, men could exist because they need somebody to blame.

01:02:22.000 No, but men who impregnate them.

01:02:24.000 So they have, according to their own stupid rules, they should have had cis men.

01:02:29.000 Dummies?

01:02:30.000 You wrote cis women.

01:02:31.000 That just shows you that they don't even believe this shit.

01:02:35.000 Like, a punk rocker would never accidentally say that Metallica are punk because he knows the rules.

01:02:41.000 It's his culture.

01:02:42.000 It would feel weird.

01:02:43.000 It would feel unusual.

01:02:45.000 But if you're full of shit, then you're like lots of other punks like the Sex Pistols, Metallica, the Bee Gees.

01:02:53.000 The responsibility of men.

01:02:55.000 Who wrote this?

01:02:56.000 Let's look them up.

01:02:56.000 This is my favorite game.

01:02:59.000 Thus, my bill will also code.

01:03:01.000 Oh, it's the politician saying that.

01:03:03.000 Thus, my bill will also codify wrongful conception to include when a person has demonstrated negligence toward preventing conception during intercourse.

01:03:12.000 Rab wrote in a memo about his proposal.

01:03:16.000 So it's this Rab guy saying this.

01:03:18.000 So I've been absolving these people of their crimes because, no, that's the fucking.

01:03:24.000 She's the author.

01:03:25.000 I've come across her a few times.

01:03:26.000 She is a fucking nut.

01:03:28.000 She looks unwell, dude.

01:03:29.000 Look how much Adderall she's on in that other picture.

01:03:32.000 She has meth face.

01:03:32.000 And of course she went to Columbia.

01:03:34.000 Hey, when we start doing MOS stuff, men on the street stuff, I'm actually kind of strangely attracted to freaks like that, unfortunately.

01:03:40.000 I'm not happy about my dick's proclivities.

01:03:44.000 I know what you're thinking, and I'm as shocked as you that I want to fuck her.

01:03:47.000 There's the appealing Jewy look.

01:03:50.000 I'm attracted to mentally ill Jews.

01:03:52.000 As a Nazi, it's a huge burden.

01:03:58.000 Zig, how are you doing?

01:04:01.000 I wish there was six million a year.

01:04:03.000 Zig, hello there.

01:04:08.000 Just kidding, just kidding.

01:04:09.000 Earlier, I've been saying that these people don't realize that they're dismantling the nuclear family, but we're up pretty high here if we're talking about a memo and a proposal.

01:04:17.000 So who's this Rab cat?

01:04:19.000 Let's see this rabb because I'm not absolving him of anything.

01:04:22.000 This is, we're at the top.

01:04:25.000 And you can tell he's full of shit because he said cis women, but just men.

01:04:29.000 So he likes shitting on men.

01:04:33.000 Go back and just find, like, during intercourse, and then find Rab, and then scroll up, and you'll see who the Rab is.

01:04:39.000 Got him.

01:04:40.000 Okay.

01:04:42.000 Rab, now scroll up and find a Rab.

01:04:44.000 Chris Rab.

01:04:45.000 Pennsylvania state rep Chris Rab.

01:04:48.000 And it's the, he introduced parody legislation.

01:04:51.000 Oh, I love that.

01:04:53.000 If men could have periods, tampons would be free.

01:04:57.000 Ooh.

01:04:57.000 You know, that's.

01:04:58.000 Oh, ah, So he's an affirmative action higher leader.

01:05:01.000 Looks like a Lynn Manuel Rucker.

01:05:04.000 Darius Rucker Miranda.

01:05:05.000 Wait, what's the book he's promoting there?

01:05:09.000 Race and Politics.

01:05:10.000 Invisible Capital.

01:05:12.000 A metal spoon and a plastic spoon.

01:05:14.000 I get it already.

01:05:15.000 Great book.

01:05:16.000 You can do it.

01:05:17.000 I want to see what the book's about.

01:05:19.000 Okay.

01:05:20.000 Invisible capital.

01:05:21.000 You know, you're lazy when you only introduce parody bills to make some sort of dumb liberal studies, social, bullshit, academia thing.

01:05:32.000 That's the kind of thing you do in college.

01:05:34.000 I want to propose a parody government where kids rule and it's the parents who go to school.

01:05:41.000 Whop, whop.

01:05:42.000 Switching it up to show you what's right in front of your face.

01:05:46.000 This is his webpage, mister.

01:05:48.000 Wow, this is great.

01:05:50.000 I keep forgetting it's 1991.

01:05:52.000 This is GeoCities?

01:05:54.000 Is this the internet the military invented?

01:05:57.000 How scientists can discuss various results?

01:06:02.000 Coin the term invisible capital to represent those unseen forces that dramatically impact business, like systemic racism.

01:06:10.000 Yeah, I love politicians telling us how to get rich.

01:06:13.000 That's impossible to never.

01:06:15.000 You know, on the rape thing, more on a rape thing.

01:06:19.000 I saw a great point where it's like having an abortion after a rape doesn't take away the fact that she was a rape victim.

01:06:28.000 It doesn't undo the rape.

01:06:29.000 So she walks in a victim, but she walks out a victim and a murderer.

01:06:33.000 And I was like, got him.

01:06:35.000 I like your hair.

01:06:37.000 No, this?

01:06:38.000 Yeah.

01:06:38.000 Thanks.

01:06:39.000 How do you get it like that?

01:06:40.000 You dye a blonde first?

01:06:41.000 Well, first, I know this person locally that they've been going to beauty school.

01:06:45.000 So for free for a while, she was doing my hair because she was in training.

01:06:49.000 And then she just got her certification.

01:06:51.000 So she's been charging me about half price, but it's so worth it.

01:06:54.000 I would pay full price for this.

01:06:55.000 I mean, she got the roots good, and the highlights look good.

01:06:58.000 But the bangs are still your old bangs.

01:07:01.000 With these?

01:07:02.000 Yeah.

01:07:02.000 Yeah, with the growing in my roots.

01:07:05.000 Why is the shot so riggedy?

01:07:07.000 Riggety?

01:07:08.000 Yeah.

01:07:09.000 Oh, it's on my phone.

01:07:11.000 Oh, that's really rigged.

01:07:13.000 Oh, so you're doing these on your phone?

01:07:15.000 Yes.

01:07:16.000 I see.

01:07:17.000 Like this.

01:07:18.000 Oh, that's cool.

01:07:19.000 I look like Elad.

01:07:21.000 Oh, let me ask you a question.

01:07:22.000 Excuse me, sir.

01:07:23.000 Can I ask you a question?

01:07:24.000 That's pretty good.

01:07:26.000 He's such a nondescript man, but wow.

01:07:29.000 All right, let's go to the mailbag.

01:07:30.000 We got cut short last time.

01:07:32.000 That's right.

01:07:36.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a tend.

01:07:40.000 Let's turn our eyes together.

01:07:46.000 Let me touch it.

01:07:49.000 Okay, so I got this letter a long time ago.

01:07:53.000 You may have trouble finding it, Ryan, because you're a dunce.

01:07:55.000 Uh-huh.

01:07:57.000 But it really stuck with me for a long time.

01:08:03.000 And it's from a man named Anonymous.

01:08:08.000 Hello, G-Dog and Master of the Fag Zone.

01:08:12.000 You know, Ryan doesn't live in the Fag Zone anymore.

01:08:14.000 That's correct.

01:08:16.000 We may have to drop that.

01:08:19.000 You've been saying that divorced dads are total failures a lot these days.

01:08:23.000 It's great you found a woman that hasn't totally drank the Kool-Aid and didn't get brainwashed by the media, but that isn't the same for all of us.

01:08:30.000 You claim we are failures.

01:08:31.000 However, with a brainwashed cunt, the only way to salvage that relationship is to cuck to their ridiculous demands.

01:08:40.000 So, you think it is better to turn into a faggot that watches RuPaul's drag race with your bitchy fat wife than live like a man with morals and principles?

01:08:50.000 Dude, I don't know if watching a corny show is exactly compromising your principles.

01:08:56.000 You give suggestions to her and she only blames you for her problems.

01:08:59.000 Then you adjust your lifestyle to accommodate this bitch and it's still not enough.

01:09:04.000 I love my daughter with everything in me and having a person in your life trying to tear her away from you just for being the person you are is a pain you may never understand.

01:09:15.000 No, I do understand that pain.

01:09:17.000 I've been through that.

01:09:19.000 And actually losing that fight is something I haven't experienced.

01:09:23.000 And that's the part that really stuck with me.

01:09:25.000 I mean, there's nothing I care more about than my children.

01:09:28.000 And having them torn from me as I desperately fight to hold on to them, that's something I don't give enough credit.

01:09:35.000 And I should.

01:09:38.000 Having some rich dickhead who thinks he is above it rub it in your face is not a way to garner more customers.

01:09:46.000 I like what you do, but I bet a lot of men who watch this show are in a situation where they do not want to compromise who they are to submit to a brainwashed asshole's idea of how you should live your life.

01:09:57.000 So I assume you're talking about a marriage that's falling apart because you're MAGA and she's not.

01:10:03.000 And then you're fighting for custody of your daughter.

01:10:07.000 Yeah.

01:10:09.000 But how did it get there?

01:10:12.000 I mean, my wife and I, she's kind of red pill now, but that's a very recent development.

01:10:20.000 Possibly even like last summer.

01:10:22.000 And before that, she was like, why did you bring all this misery upon our family?

01:10:25.000 Like, why have you ruined my children's reputation forever?

01:10:28.000 Why did you hurt my children?

01:10:30.000 For your men's club?

01:10:31.000 Because you like a president that I don't like?

01:10:34.000 Fuck you.

01:10:37.000 But we got past it because I watched RuPaul's drag race.

01:10:42.000 Maybe have some compassion for people going through a situation you would have one of your night terrors about.

01:10:47.000 That's a really good line.

01:10:49.000 I have that dream all the time.

01:10:51.000 The creative imagery in your dreams pales in comparison to the things I experience when I sleep.

01:10:57.000 Cheers.

01:11:01.000 So that's a doozy we should talk about.

01:11:05.000 I mean, Ryan and I have argued about this on the show where he's like, no, once a crazy bitch is a crazy bitch, there's nothing you can do.

01:11:12.000 And to that, like Louis C.K., that was his defense with his early divorce.

01:11:16.000 Like, oh, why'd you marry her then?

01:11:17.000 Why'd you get knocked up?

01:11:18.000 Why'd you come in her if she's a crazy bitch?

01:11:21.000 She just became crazy one day.

01:11:24.000 And then as far as this national divorce with like, I hate you because you're a proud boy, is it compromising your morals to not tell her you're in the Proud Boys?

01:11:33.000 You only meet once a month.

01:11:35.000 It's compromising your morals to tell her you don't believe in the First Amendment or the Second Amendment.

01:11:40.000 But is avoiding politics with a woman who's going through a crazy liberal phase, is that compromising your ideals?

01:11:47.000 You got to keep women on a need-to-hoe basis.

01:11:50.000 So them hoes only need to know so much.

01:11:52.000 You also, and I'm sorry I shat on you, sir, but you also have to sort of guide the ship and make it clear early that you're the boss, even on a microcosm scale.

01:12:04.000 Like, for example, last night my daughter was having a shower, and she's very lazy about the shower curtain.

01:12:10.000 We have an old house, and I see water dripping down.

01:12:13.000 So I run up and I go, is the shower?

01:12:15.000 My wife's like, is the shower curtain side to side?

01:12:18.000 Touching both things.

01:12:19.000 And I know in her teenage mind, she's like, yeah, it's kind of roughly from here to from here to here.

01:12:25.000 And I'm like, no, it has to be like sealed here and sealed here against the wall.

01:12:32.000 Why we got rid of the fucking sliding doors, I'll never know.

01:12:36.000 My wife didn't like the look of them.

01:12:39.000 And then she's like, honey, it's got to be up.

01:12:42.000 And I go, and then I interrupt my wife and she goes, she goes, and I say, sealed, like the wall that the shower head's coming from, it has to be sealed against that.

01:12:53.000 And then my wife goes like this to me, like, I've got this.

01:12:56.000 And so I, I don't hit her.

01:12:58.000 I just sort of push her arm away that was pushing me away, like, hey.

01:13:02.000 And I continue explaining what I'm explaining.

01:13:04.000 And then my wife goes, oh, shit.

01:13:07.000 I know it sounds like I'm saying you got to keep those bitches in line.

01:13:10.000 But what I'm saying is you, you have to assert yourself from day one as the patriarch.

01:13:16.000 And she's allowed to have her own politics.

01:13:17.000 I'm not saying this is a MAGA house, bitch.

01:13:20.000 But you establish yourself as the alpha, yourself as a patriarch.

01:13:25.000 And I'm not saying this applies to you, by the way, writer, letter guy.

01:13:30.000 But that's what I try to get across when I say divorce is a sign of failure.

01:13:37.000 I guess the best example is my friend Yashua Ocon.

01:13:41.000 He's a Mexican photography guy, teaches it at art school.

01:13:45.000 And him and his wife, Chicken Legs, were very close friends of ours for many years.

01:13:50.000 I met him back in Vice days.

01:13:52.000 And then they got divorced.

01:13:53.000 And he just, he's like, what can you do?

01:13:56.000 He's Jewish, Mexican, which is weird.

01:13:58.000 And he's like, what can you, how do you do Mexican?

01:14:01.000 What are you guys doing?

01:14:02.000 What are you doing?

01:14:03.000 Because what can you do when a woman, you know, she doesn't want you?

01:14:06.000 But he's rich, so it's more like, what can you do when a woman doesn't want you?

01:14:09.000 More like Spanish.

01:14:12.000 And then he met her at a party.

01:14:13.000 I've told you this story before.

01:14:15.000 And he doesn't see her.

01:14:17.000 I want to say hi to chicken legs.

01:14:18.000 We haven't talked in a while.

01:14:20.000 They don't have kids.

01:14:21.000 And then he goes into the bathroom and then she's in there, mascara pouring down her face, crying.

01:14:26.000 You know what she says?

01:14:28.000 She screams, why didn't you fight for me?

01:14:33.000 Those are the cases I'm talking about.

01:14:34.000 If you're an outlier and your wife literally lost her mind and went crazy, then I understand it's a fucking nightmare.

01:14:42.000 But I just find that as we learned with that essay earlier, and when I say essay, I mean Mexican guy.

01:14:50.000 No, the one about divorce.

01:14:53.000 They're just, it's too accepted.

01:14:56.000 There's not enough stigma on divorce.

01:14:58.000 It's like, oh, well, I've even met people that were like, and then she took the kids and then she moved to Nebraska and I didn't see the kids.

01:15:05.000 What?

01:15:06.000 No.

01:15:07.000 First of all, it's illegal for a woman to move that far.

01:15:09.000 Yeah, I know, but I gave her permission.

01:15:11.000 What?

01:15:11.000 No, you got to fight.

01:15:13.000 Never stop fighting for the marriage, for the kid.

01:15:17.000 Even Kanye, he lives across the street now.

01:15:22.000 But yes, it was a very intense letter you sent, sir, because it made me think of things that I hadn't thought of before.

01:15:33.000 I can't imagine what it's like to want to see your kids and have them ripped from you.

01:15:38.000 I really, I would go fucking psycho.

01:15:42.000 Like murderer.

01:15:44.000 Psycho!

01:15:47.000 I also got another letter that I wanted to.

01:15:52.000 This guy got fired for putting let's go, Brandon.

01:15:56.000 Wait, why isn't this coming up?

01:15:59.000 Biden says, let's go, Brandon.

01:16:00.000 Yeah, we all know that.

01:16:04.000 Hmm.

01:16:06.000 Maybe it's in...

01:16:06.000 Sometimes people...

01:16:07.000 Don't send me letters, dudes.

01:16:10.000 They just get lost.

01:16:11.000 I never see them.

01:16:12.000 It has to go to the mailbag.

01:16:14.000 Okay?

01:16:17.000 Now I'm wrecking the show.

01:16:19.000 Are you happy now?

01:16:21.000 I'm looking, looking, looking.

01:16:23.000 He got fired.

01:16:24.000 Maybe I'll just put in I got fired.

01:16:26.000 Oh, this is terrible TV.

01:16:27.000 Imagine they did this on Tucker.

01:16:28.000 Here we go.

01:16:29.000 I got fired today.

01:16:31.000 No, that's not it.

01:16:32.000 I told my boss we don't get paid enough here and said that you might as well feed us shrimps and grits, truck driving in California for a grocery chain.

01:16:40.000 Fuck those pussies.

01:16:41.000 Also, Ryan has been hilarious lately, and I think I know why.

01:16:46.000 And I think I know why.

01:16:48.000 Here we go.

01:16:49.000 I got fired for posting Let's Go, Brandon.

01:16:52.000 I worked for public.

01:16:54.000 No, no, no, no, no.

01:16:57.000 This is a call about our special.

01:17:03.000 I'm lining up a bunch of interviews from people who were there at the meandering.

01:17:07.000 And they always say, I got to talk to my lawyer.

01:17:09.000 I'll call you back.

01:17:10.000 By the way, you know why my voice is hoarse?

01:17:12.000 Why?

01:17:13.000 Because the workout today was so insane that I was screaming.

01:17:16.000 I have to try that.

01:17:19.000 Like my workouts, if you looked at them, you'd go, oh, that lady's having a pretty good workout.

01:17:25.000 Is this aerobics?

01:17:27.000 So the weight, the bar was only 35 pounds.

01:17:31.000 Okay?

01:17:31.000 Yeah.

01:17:32.000 But it's this whoomph.

01:17:34.000 And then one, two, 15 times.

01:17:38.000 And then it's over to the thing you pull to your belly button.

01:17:41.000 That's 50 pounds.

01:17:42.000 I do that 15 times.

01:17:44.000 And then I do those two three times.

01:17:48.000 And by the end of that, when you're doing the 35 pounder for the boom, boom after it's your 45th time, you're screaming.

01:17:57.000 Yeah.

01:17:58.000 Yeah, what you train to do is very hard.

01:18:00.000 It's for, you know, strength and conditioning, so that way you last a long time.

01:18:04.000 It's not to build big old muscles like that.

01:18:07.000 Yeah, like my son goes, how much can you bench press?

01:18:09.000 And I'm like, I don't know.

01:18:10.000 I think 35 pounds.

01:18:12.000 It's never about 30.

01:18:13.000 I can do 35 pounds 45 times.

01:18:16.000 Yeah, I don't count.

01:18:17.000 I just try to see what I could do eight reps with and fail.

01:18:20.000 You want to go to failure?

01:18:22.000 But yet again, that's different from what you're doing.

01:18:24.000 Well, we do do that at the end.

01:18:26.000 We do push-ups.

01:18:27.000 You do push-ups, not a number though.

01:18:29.000 Push-ups until your arms fall off.

01:18:31.000 Then sit-ups until your stomach is shooting blood.

01:18:34.000 And then back to push-ups until your limbs snap.

01:18:39.000 And your toes fly off.

01:18:41.000 And then sit-ups until the police come by and say, is everyone okay here?

01:18:45.000 And then you do push-ups again until there's a nuclear war.

01:18:50.000 And then you do sit-ups until the human race is gone and there's no planet.

01:18:53.000 Oh, I see.

01:18:53.000 That's my biggest fear, by the way, that there won't be a planet for our grandkids.

01:18:57.000 That is sad.

01:18:58.000 Where'd the planet go?

01:18:59.000 It's gone.

01:19:00.000 For the squirrels and stutch.

01:19:04.000 Part of my job was updating the digital signs at the train stations.

01:19:08.000 On one slow day, I posted Let's Go Brandon on one of the signs at a train station for a brief moment.

01:19:14.000 Days later, a Karen passenger complained about it on Twitter.

01:19:17.000 My boss found out it was me because IT threw me under the bus.

01:19:21.000 Pussies, snitches.

01:19:24.000 Fucking watched the show The First 48.

01:19:27.000 If no one snitched, crime could go rampant.

01:19:29.000 Every episode of The 48, it's the cops going, if he doesn't start snapping, we got nothing and we're going to have to let everyone go.

01:19:36.000 And then they snap.

01:19:38.000 I was put on paid leave and then subsequently fired.

01:19:40.000 I was told that posting anything political or religious was totally unacceptable, but we all know that if I had posted Black Lives Matter for 30 seconds instead of LGB, I would not even be in the hot seat.

01:19:50.000 That is inarguable.

01:19:52.000 That's a fact.

01:19:53.000 The transit company I worked for was semi-public, semi-private, but do you know the kind of political messaging kids are exposed to at public school by teachers and staff?

01:20:02.000 Yeah, that's a good point.

01:20:03.000 They should all be fired too.

01:20:04.000 Like, I get that you were fired, by the way.

01:20:07.000 I think it's noble that you did it, but you had to know you were jumping on a landmine.

01:20:12.000 I think it's great.

01:20:13.000 And you're totally right about everything you say.

01:20:15.000 And I want teachers fired for Black Lives Matter and Antifa shit.

01:20:19.000 But you had to know that you were playing with fire.

01:20:22.000 The transit company I worked for was semi-public, semi-private, blah, blah, blah.

01:20:26.000 Sorry.

01:20:26.000 It never ends.

01:20:27.000 And no one bats an eye unless you suggest global warming might not kill anyone.

01:20:31.000 At least the day when I got in trouble, my wife told me she's pregnant with our first.

01:20:35.000 Congratulations.

01:20:37.000 So that's a good example of get fired, get in trouble.

01:20:40.000 That's a great way to get fired.

01:20:47.000 Okay, let's just do one last one.

01:20:50.000 I'm back to work.

01:20:51.000 Woohoo.

01:20:52.000 I got fired a couple months ago.

01:20:53.000 Cussed out the VP of operations of a large company.

01:20:56.000 Laughing my ass off.

01:20:57.000 Damn, Irish temper gets the best of me sometimes.

01:20:59.000 But my boss, his boss, and the union got my job back.

01:21:03.000 He won the battle, but I won the war.

01:21:05.000 I was right.

01:21:06.000 He was wrong.

01:21:07.000 Shouldn't have used curse words.

01:21:08.000 That's not allowed in my contract, apparently.

01:21:12.000 Anyway, it cost me 25 grand altogether.

01:21:14.000 Fuck me.

01:21:16.000 That's a great one.

01:21:17.000 That's a perfect example.

01:21:19.000 I get kind of scared of the get-fired thing because it implies, if you're not paying attention to the overall big picture, that I just want you to fuck up your life and just be like, hey,

01:21:34.000 good morning, faggots.

01:21:36.000 What is this, National Nigger Day?

01:21:39.000 Don't do that.

01:21:41.000 But if you're totally constrained and you can't be yourself and you're having to kiss ass, and I don't mean be polite.

01:21:50.000 I mean like pretend you love Biden and pretend you don't like Trump and pretend you don't support the First Amendment and pretend you don't think people should have guns.

01:21:58.000 If you're forced to be someone you're not, that's not the place for you.

01:22:02.000 That's no way to live your life.

01:22:03.000 Now, everyone has parameters.

01:22:06.000 I want to show my kiddie porn collection on this.

01:22:09.000 I have over six terabytes of child porn.

01:22:12.000 Terrible joke.

01:22:15.000 No, but we all have parameters, and you should follow those within a normal level of decency.

01:22:20.000 But not to the point where you're giving yourself cancer with self-hatred.

01:22:29.000 All right, it's time for the final video.

01:22:46.000 So I thought this was funny.

01:22:47.000 There's this, you show the second video first.

01:22:50.000 There's this dude, Detroit Threat Management or something.

01:22:53.000 And he's this black grifter who does that dumb shit about how point a gun at me.

01:22:59.000 And then, and whenever the person's pointing the gun, they're always like this, like, and then what I do is I take it away, and I point it at you.

01:23:06.000 It's what every single kid did in the fourth grade.

01:23:11.000 We'd have a stick that looks like a gun.

01:23:15.000 Is that, that's not the right one.

01:23:16.000 I said the second one.

01:23:18.000 I thought that was the second one.

01:23:20.000 I don't think it is.

01:23:25.000 How could you, yeah, that's the second one.

01:23:28.000 How could you not see that?

01:23:29.000 Not see.

01:23:31.000 What?

01:23:31.000 Not see that.

01:23:33.000 Okay.

01:23:34.000 Wait a minute, though.

01:23:35.000 So you only saw one, and then you said this must be the second one?

01:23:38.000 No, no, no.

01:23:39.000 This is the first one.

01:23:41.000 And then did I get it wrong?

01:23:44.000 I believe so.

01:23:45.000 So the first one.

01:23:46.000 This is the 13249 is the one by the wood fence.

01:23:49.000 Yes, this is the second one.

01:23:50.000 Oh, I get it.

01:23:51.000 I had them in the correct order, and I thought I didn't.

01:23:54.000 So, okay, my bad.

01:23:55.000 I apologize.

01:23:56.000 That's not who I am, and that's not what this network represents.

01:24:00.000 You will, well, I can't say you won't see that again.

01:24:02.000 You'll probably see that tomorrow.

01:24:05.000 This isn't what you wanted, and I'm sorry.

01:24:09.000 That's not who we are.

01:24:10.000 That's not who I am.

01:24:11.000 Those never work.

01:24:13.000 Have you noticed?

01:24:14.000 When they get up and they go, last week I said something I deeply regret.

01:24:17.000 I did not know the cameras were on.

01:24:19.000 That is not who I am.

01:24:21.000 Anyone who knows me knows that I have never been anything like that.

01:24:24.000 I apologize, and it will not happen again.

01:24:28.000 I know this isn't what you want, and I'm Sorry.

01:24:32.000 Hey, directors, that's not how gays do their makeup.

01:24:36.000 Sometimes the complaints will be false.

01:24:46.000 So show the first one now.

01:24:49.000 Okay.

01:24:49.000 I was wrong.

01:24:51.000 Anyway, everyone jokes about him, and usually the joke is they grab the gun, they do the trick, and then they're in heaven.

01:25:00.000 Now, if the gun is to the rear of your head, pen here to the column, drive away.

01:25:04.000 It'll peel out.

01:25:20.000 So there's a whole montage of those of how stupid it is to, like, go back to the beginning of that video.

01:25:28.000 How stupid it is to just say, just grab the gun, twist it around.

01:25:32.000 No, just put your hands up.

01:25:34.000 If you could possibly run away, run away.

01:25:36.000 You're not getting his gun, dude.

01:25:40.000 Let me show you how to grab the bullet.

01:25:43.000 See, the way that worked was...

01:25:46.000 We're still getting it.

01:25:47.000 Now we slow it down for those.

01:25:49.000 The way it works is you have to dodge it and grab the bullets.

01:25:53.000 You see how I caught it.

01:25:55.000 Then you have to beat up the perpetrator and then grab the gun.

01:25:58.000 That one's not so funny.

01:25:59.000 No, you're in possession of it.

01:26:00.000 The heaven one was the funniest one.

01:26:04.000 And then there's a...

01:26:10.000 You turn around and walk away.

01:26:14.000 I'm missing.

01:26:16.000 As you try to back up, you're going to get swarmed and you're still going to be dominated and you're going to move.

01:26:21.000 What you should do is this.

01:26:29.000 Circles?

01:26:30.000 Believe me, you do not want to do this.

01:26:32.000 You don't.

01:26:33.000 All right, you asked for it.

01:26:35.000 You asked for it.

01:26:40.000 So this guy's brand is at stake here.

01:26:43.000 He's becoming a laughingstock, but he's still going.

01:26:47.000 He's got that determination.

01:26:49.000 Never stop fighting or never stop teaching people how to fight.

01:26:53.000 And so these Korean kids go in and they just, they got the gun.

01:26:59.000 And then when he goes through the grab, they just go, I say Korean, white people.

01:27:03.000 They just happen to have slanty eyes.

01:27:05.000 They just pull back and they can't grab the gun.

01:27:08.000 So that goes viral.

01:27:10.000 And then he has to explain it.

01:27:13.000 So here he is explaining why they cheated and it's not fair.

01:27:19.000 So the technique only hurt because you resist it when there's no need to resist.

01:27:22.000 You can just feel the discomfort and go with it.

01:27:25.000 So he, you know, took it personal, apparently, and got up and was complaining about this pain in his wrist.

01:27:30.000 And he's, you know, hurt and everything.

01:27:32.000 And I thought, well, you know, let me just take it easy.

01:27:34.000 So let's switch to gun disarms, back to gun disarms.

01:27:36.000 We'd already been doing gun disarms.

01:27:37.000 So he already knows what we're going to do.

01:27:38.000 But he's already been watching the videos before he came here anyway.

01:27:40.000 And what's interesting is, instead of focusing on shooting as a violent criminal would do, he focuses on limp wristing and running away as I go to disarm the weapon.

01:27:51.000 And when I came to disarm the weapon, because we have a room full of students in the background, which includes children, we did not want to rush forward because, number one, we could actually hit people in the room, but also this individual was just complaining about being hurt.

01:28:07.000 So I was trying to be nice to him.

01:28:08.000 So I was going to show just the gun disarm, not what we would do in real life in a situation.

01:28:14.000 It's too ridiculous.

01:28:15.000 Shut up, Grifter.

01:28:16.000 You're full of shit.

01:28:17.000 Turn around, you walk away.

01:28:20.000 I can't believe two people have said that.

01:28:25.000 It's not a turn of phrase.

01:28:26.000 I've never said it in my life.

01:28:28.000 I've said, get the fuck out of here.

01:28:32.000 I've never said you turn around and you walk away.

01:28:35.000 You turn around and you walk away.

01:28:39.000 That should be mailbox things, dude.

01:28:41.000 Oh, no, no, sorry.

01:28:42.000 Final videos.

01:28:43.000 Well, now we switch to, we're done with the final video, right?

01:28:45.000 Yeah, I guess so.

01:28:48.000 All right, folks, that's enough Gav for one day.

01:28:51.000 Tomorrow we have Compound Censored.

01:28:53.000 I haven't seen old Kumia in fucking two weeks.

01:28:57.000 So we've got a lot of catching up to do.

01:28:59.000 A lot of racially risky comedy to get to.

01:29:07.000 And I like this idea of focusing on one or two important things so we can really get into them.

01:29:14.000 I think it's important to look at Patton Oswald and the way people treat someone who could have killed his wife.

01:29:22.000 But it's not racism.

01:29:23.000 It's like Jeffrey Dahmer, right?

01:29:25.000 They're doing a documentary about him.

01:29:26.000 He finds out about it.

01:29:27.000 He calls up the people, contacts them somehow, and says, look, I was eating blacks because I lived in a black neighborhood.

01:29:33.000 I'm not racist.

01:29:34.000 I'm just a cannibal.

01:29:36.000 Take it easy.

01:29:38.000 And it's not even racist that everyone's avoiding.

01:29:41.000 It's potentially racist.

01:29:43.000 You like Trump, so you might be racist because some racists like Trump.

01:29:46.000 So you're dead to me.

01:29:48.000 Of course, if you're literally dead to me, that's not a big deal.

01:29:51.000 And then, of course, we have the war on family where some people are doing it knowingly, like these shithead politicians, and some of them are just following the culture like lemmings off a cliff.

01:30:03.000 And that's where we're headed if we let the family fall apart.

01:30:06.000 I got all these people interviewing me about Proud Boys.

01:30:08.000 There's like 10 Proud Boys books coming out.

01:30:10.000 And they're like, what good have you done?

01:30:12.000 I'm like, you don't see the toy drives.

01:30:13.000 You don't see the number of guys who finally put a ring on it.

01:30:16.000 You don't see the number of couples who contact me and go, we've got a baby coming.

01:30:20.000 You don't see that because it doesn't make for saucy news.

01:30:24.000 So you just find a guy drunk at a party who's Zieg Hild and pretend it's the second coming of the Nazi movement because you're weak and stupid and you don't understand the importance of family, which is exactly what the Marxists are going for.

01:30:39.000 China doesn't want to invade us militarily.

01:30:42.000 It's too hard.

01:30:44.000 But polluting us from the inside with fentanyl, with COVID, and with this bullshit notion that our culture doesn't matter and our families don't exist, that is a much more effective way to destroy a people than a bomb.

01:30:58.000 And guess what?

01:30:59.000 We're not going to let them.

01:31:01.000 So get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.

01:31:21.000 What's that?

01:31:22.000 Say that again.

01:31:24.000 Love you today, cause it's it or tomorrow.

01:31:27.000 I feel no pain or no.

01:31:43.000 Just call me your modern day psycho.

01:31:47.000 Cause I just told y'all before, watch my flow.

01:31:51.000 Y'all, there ain't no.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - January 04, 2022

S04E71 - DID PATTON OSWALT KILL HIS WIFE?

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