In this episode of Out of Your Element, the boys talk about their favorite songs from the 80s and 90s, the worst case scenario involving a midget and a razor blade, and the weirdest thing they've ever done.
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00:02:43.000I do a lot of rape metaphors when I'm doing my meetings.
00:02:48.000And one of the reasons I'm sort of out of my element and I want to be uncomfortable today is I have a hemorrhoid that could be in the Guinness Book of World Records.
00:02:58.000I just felt it like right before the show because I was applying Prep H, which I'm going to go back to the drugstore and say, I don't want this.
00:04:22.000So here's what I think was the clincher.
00:04:26.000It was two 20-pound weights, and I'd have to stand like this, and then crouch down and go, and he said, squeeze everything when you're down here.
00:06:26.000Also in the news, remember last week we played Beefeater?
00:06:29.000So I sort of went on this hardcore bender and I was listening to Beefeater and all this old hardcore.
00:06:39.000And I kind of regretted playing just one thing from Beefeater because they have so much variety.
00:06:42.000I'm really enjoying the album the way I did when I was a teenager, where you just sit without your phone or anything, because you didn't have phones, and you just enjoy the music.
00:06:52.000So I set up a new stereo system in the house, reorganized all the records, and I'm fucking listening to Beefeater.
00:06:58.000Both their albums are now on one on Spotify.
00:07:01.000And I go, I'm going to look up that dude, Frank, the guitarist.
00:10:29.000She's Somalian, as I've learned in my very old age.
00:10:32.000But when we were kids in the late 70s, that doesn't count.
00:10:36.000Early 80s, I should say, when I was a teen, when you thought of Polly Styrene, no one for one second thought about the fact that she's half Somalian or Ethiopian or whatever the fuck she is.
00:10:51.000Like, the way the world is now with all this racial identity politics, you see that and you go, oh, look, there's a woman of color singing in a predominantly white scene.
00:18:41.000And then he doubles down and he starts attacking Jordan for having a messy room, saying, you think you owned me, but your room looks like shit.
00:18:49.000It's like, yeah, his world was falling apart at the time.
00:18:53.000I'm sorry he wasn't as tidy as he could have been.
00:18:56.000I mean, attacking Jordan Peterson really shows how far left we've gone.
00:19:34.000I mean, what could be less interesting than going with the government's hysteria over COVID after two years of this shit and everything they say being bullshit?
00:19:52.000Which brings us to the synagogue situation.
00:19:56.000Over the weekend, a British man randomly chose a building to hold some people hostage because he has a sister who's incarcerated.
00:20:40.000Actually, no, they did better than that.
00:20:42.000Initially, initially, before we found out it was a British person, we had people on Twitter telling us what it was.
00:20:48.000And if you go up above that, so this guy, I smoke Trump's seditious conspiracy.
00:20:55.000This black activist named Black Knight 10K said that it was Nazis.
00:21:00.000And then people go, it wasn't a Nazi, it was a British guy.
00:21:03.000So now he's pissed off at them because they're white supremacists.
00:21:06.000And he says, please stop demanding that I apologize to the Nazis, thinking they would attack a synagogue after they've attacked a number of synagogues.
00:22:37.000I personally believe it was the Proud Boys.
00:22:41.000I personally believe the Proud Boys staged the whole thing and posed as Islamic terrorists in order to start a war and distract from January 6th investigation.
00:22:48.000I am betting we'll see a lot more of this.
00:22:50.000Great theory that you came up with sitting on your ass.
00:22:53.000I don't know what she's talking about or he's talking about Islam for.
00:22:56.000It was a man with a British accent, as we learned from Yahoo.
00:25:35.000I saw another tweet where they go, the real problem here is that people, not Muslims, people are being taught that Jews control the world.
00:25:43.000Because one thing this British man did was he demanded they talk to a rabbi in New York.
00:25:49.000Like the New York Jews would be able to get her out better than the Texas Jews because the New York Jews have more power and Jews control the world, according to this British man's thing.
00:26:00.000And so the Jewish guy tweeting was like, we need to stop these bullshit myths because people are starting to believe that Jews control the world.
00:26:07.000And that's the problem with these anti-Semitic tropes.
00:26:26.000It's the genetics of the hostage taker and his cunt sister, Miss Lady Al-Qaeda, I think they call her, who shot at Marines and had a plot to kill innocent Americans and wouldn't shut up about Jews her entire trial.
00:26:42.000When she was arrested, she said, this decision doesn't come from America.
00:27:29.000From his low IQ and his disastrous decisions right up to the anti-Semitism, all of it, the jail, the belief that I can get these hostages out of there.
00:27:42.000I mean, sorry, get my prisoner out of jail.
00:27:45.000In the Olympics when they kidnapped those Filipinos and the Filipina government, Filipino government said, yeah, yeah, release all the jiadis, release them, release them.
00:28:33.000My takeaway from this, five dead after car, I officially hate cars and British people because they're murderers.
00:28:44.000I dream of a world without cars or British people.
00:28:49.000Oh, wait, no, actually, it was a Muslim.
00:28:51.000So, of course, the New York Post is one of the only places to admit this.
00:28:55.000The New York Post is known as a right-wing magazine, magazine, newspaper, and it's just basic liberal, like they call proud boys white supremacists all the time.
00:29:05.000U.S. Muslim leader calls on community to confront anti-Semitism problem.
00:29:10.000He's probably his life's in danger for saying that, I guarantee it.
00:29:13.000And I'd love to see this not just from Muslims, but from black leaders too.
00:30:27.000And part of me would be scared of just being such a pussy that, I don't know, my heart starts pounding so fast I faint.
00:30:35.000I mean, I've seen guys in the gym sparring, not even real fights, but sparring, and they have a panic attack mid-fight and have to stop because they can't breathe.
00:30:45.000That's sparring where you have headgear on, you know you'll be safe.
00:30:48.000But, you know, the brain works in mysterious ways.
00:32:55.000Wouldn't it be awesome if she mentioned that in jihad, you're a martyr if you die fighting jihad and you go to heaven with all the virgins and all that?
00:33:04.000I mean, Buchanan talks about that in the Death of the West.
00:33:06.000He says, the problem with fighting jihadists, for us to see a soldier die is a loss.
00:33:12.000And when we see the coffins come back off the airplane hangers with the American flags on them, it breaks our heart.
00:34:42.000We just had hostages at the synagogue by a Muslim who wanted to free a Muslim terrorist.
00:34:48.000And black crime is going through the fucking roof.
00:34:53.000And the police can't do anything about it because in the case of the trains in L.A., we've got a Soros-appointed DA who refuses to let law enforcement do their job.
00:35:03.000And here in New York, it's the same thing.
00:35:05.000I mean, we're told we've got Eric Adams, Mr. Law and Order.
00:35:30.000Our intelligence and federal law enforcement may be too busy to monitor foreign Islamic extremists.
00:35:34.000But rest assured, if your grandmother took a selfie somewhere within 1,500 miles of D.C. on J-6, they're watching her closely if she hasn't been arrested already.
00:35:43.000Could do a slightly better grammar there, DTJ, but breaking the FBI says the demands were specifically focused on issues not connected to the Jewish community.
00:37:46.000Now, the way it was portrayed in the media as it was just made to antagonize Islam, and I'm sure that was a factor, but it was actually pretty good.
00:40:24.000This guy, the DA, Alvin Bragg, the rich kid from Harlem who pretends he's from a hard-scramble background and ignores, doesn't just ignore crime, deletes it.
00:47:00.000And by the way, if you look up this article on Google about four other news sources like Yahoo and NPR and stuff, they say Chinese Americans, now they don't want Proud Boys to look non-racist, so they have to throw Chinese Americans under the bus and they say, donate to Proud Boys shortly before,
00:47:16.000or it wasn't shortly before, I think it was months before, they go before January 6th.
00:47:22.000The implication being random Chinese billionaires, maybe communists, are funding the January 6th insurrection.
00:48:50.000And judging by that rap song we had last week where not the guitarist for Exodus, but the guitarist for Testament, or maybe I got those backwards, was doing a rap song about COVID.
00:49:03.000So if that doesn't denote the end of metal, nothing does.
00:50:07.000Because when the English miners were out ransacking the world, I don't consider it ransacking, but you get the idea, on their breaks, they'd play soccer.
00:50:15.000And the locals would see them playing this game, this cheap, affordable, portable game, and it caught on.
00:50:22.000So the reason you have soccer so huge here, here, here, and of course, not Europe, but all of these places is British miners would be playing it on their breaks.
00:50:35.000The reason you have it so big in Russia is because it's cheap.
00:51:01.000If you were to take immigration out of America, the population would be going brrrrrr, which I thought was good, according to Bill Gates and Thanos.
00:56:50.000Most commonly spoken languages other than English or Spanish.
00:56:52.000This kind of inspired this whole green screen because people don't realize how German America was.
00:57:00.000It got to a point there in the initial days of this country where they weren't sure whether we should make English or German the national language.
00:57:09.000Before World War II, everyone loved Germany.
00:57:25.000There's an enclave of Germans in Texas that still speak German.
00:57:31.000And they are, you know, they held on to the roots together.
00:57:34.000I don't know if they have a weird accent.
00:57:35.000Like, Quebecois is a weird 400-year-old French.
00:57:44.000I did grow up speaking German, and I spoke only German until I started speaking.
00:57:49.000I went up to them and I asked, where are you from and what are you doing here?
00:57:52.000And they looked at me in disbelief and they said, what do you mean?
00:57:54.000We've always been here and we speak Texas German and we're fifth generation Texas Germans and that was the first time that I had not only heard Texas German spoken but that I also knew that it existed.
00:58:11.000It sounds like German to me, but I guess it's Texas German.
00:58:14.000Yeah, I wonder if it has a southern accent.
00:58:16.000It's like a Twitch German about Texas German.
00:58:20.000Or even you talk to like a Mexican about Puerto Rican, and they go, it's a weird fucking slurry version of Spanish where they don't really enunciate.
01:07:09.000I moved the cars out of the driveway, took everything out of the garage, including the contractors, scaffolding and shit that's not even mine, furniture, everything.
01:07:23.000And then I slowly put everything back in categories.
01:07:30.000I hope the contractor picked up his shit, too.
01:07:33.000That's how you're going to do it in this room.
01:07:35.000You empty it, you lay it all out here on the floor, and then when you see something valuable like an HDMI cable, you go, okay, this is worthy.
01:13:38.000They met with Rick Rubin and Russell Simmons, and they said, you guys are awesome, but let's do, now that you're doing rap, sorry, they did rap first.
01:17:31.000I think a lot of the times these filmmakers get permission by saying, we're not going to shit on you.
01:17:36.000So it ends up being a big fluff piece PR thing, which is not interesting.
01:17:41.000But these are two guys in Portland who were really into skating, and they went from just, you know, making shitty ramps in their backyard to making beautiful concrete skate parks all over the world.
01:18:17.000The weird part is, though, in this, in this.
01:18:20.000I don't know if this person's male or female.
01:18:22.000They got a weird foreign name, but hello, my niggas.
01:18:24.000Thrasher Magazine put up this documentary about Red and Monk, two butt-ugly men in Portland, Oregon, who became legends by building butt-ugly men?
01:21:51.000Now, I will say, by the way, this sounds sexist because we're dealing with a lot of asshole men in this day and age who institute divorce and cheat on their wives and come home drunk.
01:22:00.000But I would wager that the men that we're hearing about here are busting their ass at work.
01:22:06.000Like the whole madman thing of guys just screwing women and getting wasted, I believe is a myth.
01:22:13.000I think these dudes, you know, they're wearing three-piece suits to go to the baseball game.
01:22:17.000So yes, in the context of your dad in his sweatpants farting, this looks a little much, but the dad was kicking ass and taking names too and wearing a suit every single day, including the weekends.
01:22:30.000Have him lean back in a comfortable chair or suggest he lie down in the bedroom.
01:22:34.000Have a cool or warm drink ready for him.
01:22:36.000Arrange his pillow and offer to take off his shoes.
01:22:39.000Speak in a low, soft, soothing, and pleasant voice.
01:23:18.000All right, let's do the final vid, dudes.
01:23:35.000Here we have a deer jumping so fucking high.
01:23:39.000This is how I remember when we would ride these dirt bikes that weren't dirt bikes, they were bicycles, but they were made, we were too young, obviously, to have a dirt bike unless your parents are divorced and you were spoiled, like my friend Steve.
01:23:50.000And these bikes, they had plastic gas tanks on them and shocks on the front and the back.
01:23:57.000And they had treads sort of like grips that look like actual motorcycles.
01:24:16.000We would do these jumps where you'd be in the air for so long that you'd sort of move your thing around and stuff and look down at your friends.
01:24:24.000Like it seemed like we were in the air for an hour.
01:24:27.000And it's almost like you'd get a second lift, like you go zomph and then woo.
01:24:33.000and you'd be going, holy fucking shit, and you'd always land just great.
01:24:38.000And I feel like this deer is doing that.
01:24:40.000He's getting up and he has so much air.