Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S04E77 - WE BROKE UP

00:00:48.000 That was, of course, the Beastie Boys from their debut album, Polly Wog Stew. 0.99

00:00:55.000 You can see behind me, we got Kate Shellen back, who was kicked out of the band for being a fat and ugly lesbian. 1.00

00:01:02.000 This guy left the band and was so traumatized by not making any of the Beastie Boys fame money, he suffered from, he died of dementia. 0.95

00:01:12.000 And then these guys went on to become the normal Beastie Boys.

00:01:16.000 The song Egg Raid on Mojo is, of course, about an arrogant black man named Mojo, who was not unlike Black Lemmy that we were talking about yesterday, Dead Fred. 0.97

00:01:30.000 Dropped Dead Fred. 0.72

00:01:31.000 And Mojo was kind of a ska guy.

00:01:34.000 I knew Mojo.

00:01:35.000 He was a great DJ.

00:01:36.000 He had an incredible collection of seven inches.

00:01:39.000 And he would DJ around the Brooklyn areas.

00:01:42.000 And I talked to him about the song.

00:01:44.000 And he goes, yeah, I was a bouncer at a club and I didn't let them in because they weren't paying any money.

00:01:48.000 Sometimes I felt nice and I'd let them in, but I didn't feel like it this day. 0.97

00:01:51.000 And they fucking got a bunch of eggs and they were whipping eggs at me. 1.00

00:01:55.000 They were rich kids, rich art school kids. 0.99

00:01:58.000 And when they say art school in Manhattan, they mean like from birth. 1.00

00:02:02.000 You can go to fancy, stupid art schools from kindergarten right up until graduation. 0.99

00:02:08.000 Their parents were doctors and stuff, and they were like, I don't want my kid having to study and do all the stuff I did. 1.00

00:02:13.000 So I'm sending him to fucking Play-Doh school. 0.98

00:02:15.000 But it made for some great music, I'm not going to lie. 0.99

00:02:17.000 And these kids were young.

00:02:19.000 That was 81.

00:02:20.000 They were probably like 14, 15.

00:02:23.000 And people like to diminish the musicianship of the Beastie Boys because they were just rappers.

00:02:27.000 But I thought that their music was good. 0.99

00:02:30.000 Like sabotage, the fucking riff for that. 0.99

00:02:37.000 It sounds like a bass being played like a guitar, doesn't it? 0.99

00:02:42.000 The very beginning of sabotage.

00:02:44.000 But yeah, that song's a very musically sound song.

00:02:46.000 And according to Mojo, the egg raid was a failure and he was not hit once.

00:02:54.000 I'm just saying, don't shoot the messenger.

00:03:01.000 So that zoom, zoom, za, zoom, zoom.

00:03:04.000 What is that?

00:03:07.000 It sounds...

00:03:08.000 It sounds like a bass, but also could be a guitar on the, like...

00:03:14.000 Yes?

00:03:15.000 On the neck pickup.

00:03:18.000 What does that mean on the neck pickup?

00:03:20.000 Like on a strat, there's five different ways to have the guitar sound.

00:03:25.000 Let's see you in your blurry face telling us the stories.

00:03:28.000 My name is Burry Face.

00:03:30.000 Wait, the hat matches today.

00:03:33.000 Let's put that on.

00:03:36.000 Yeah, definitely put on a wool hat indoors.

00:03:38.000 That doesn't look retarded. 1.00

00:03:41.000 Perfect match. 0.84

00:03:42.000 No, not a perfect match.

00:03:43.000 Bought separately.

00:03:45.000 Dude, one's blue, blue, and the other's like a green-blue.

00:03:51.000 But they complement each other.

00:03:53.000 No, blue and green should never be seen.

00:03:55.000 That's a common saying, and you're blurry again.

00:03:57.000 I didn't know that.

00:03:58.000 Can you fix the blurry for once and for all?

00:04:01.000 There we go.

00:04:02.000 Nice.

00:04:04.000 Wait, and you're scooched.

00:04:05.000 You need to be unscooched.

00:04:07.000 No, I like being scooched.

00:04:08.000 Keep me scooched. 1.00

00:04:10.000 I just felt an electric shock in my anal lips from this fucking hemorrhoid. 1.00

00:04:13.000 Jesus Lord. 1.00

00:04:14.000 And I went to the gym today and I go, hey, man, you blew out my ass. 0.99

00:04:18.000 He goes, hey, you're late. 0.99

00:04:19.000 And I go, yeah, I'm late because I had to have a shit at home because that's the only place I have a bidet and I have to put on my various creams because of you. 0.98

00:04:28.000 He just goes, That sounds like a decree right from the mayor of Cupcakeville. 0.97

00:04:33.000 I go, is there, like, you can report lawyers to the bar.

00:04:37.000 Is there a place I can report trainers?

00:04:40.000 Because you let me get fat by letting me drink fireball a lot, and that's my fat juice.

00:04:47.000 And then you overworked me until I popped.

00:04:50.000 Yep.

00:04:51.000 And he was like, he doesn't even respond.

00:04:53.000 He's just like, okay.

00:04:55.000 Tells me to go do some other thing. 0.99

00:04:57.000 And the shit I was doing today felt very hemorrhoid. 0.99

00:05:01.000 There was a box, and I'm holding two 25-pound weights, and I'm standing on the box and standing down 10 times with each leg. 0.99

00:05:10.000 That's hemorrhoid central, is it not?

00:05:13.000 At least there was no burpees involved. 0.99

00:05:16.000 Oh, dude, he made me do push-ups with a rubber band across my chest.

00:05:20.000 And I was like, what?

00:05:21.000 Jumping on a champoline?

00:05:22.000 This is easy.

00:05:23.000 How many are we doing here?

00:05:24.000 I can do a million.

00:05:25.000 And he goes, do it for 30 seconds at three times. 0.96

00:05:28.000 Dude, the third 30 seconds, I had cum. 0.97

00:05:33.000 No, that sounds good. 0.86

00:05:34.000 Right. 0.97

00:05:35.000 I don't like cum in my body, so that's what I was trying. 0.99

00:05:38.000 I had Satan's fire piss going through my veins. 0.99

00:05:42.000 Great band name. 0.94

00:05:44.000 By the way, someone called in and said, I'm fat.

00:05:49.000 Let's settle this once and for all.

00:05:56.000 It's not fat.

00:05:56.000 It's just, you know.

00:05:59.000 It's a beer gut.

00:06:00.000 Yeah, and I just had lunch.

00:06:03.000 That's a normal.

00:06:04.000 It's not even hanging down.

00:06:06.000 Look at that.

00:06:06.000 My pants are loose.

00:06:09.000 So anyway, suck a dick. 1.00

00:06:10.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:06:11.000 Fucking haters. 1.00

00:06:12.000 Yeah, you suck a dick. 1.00

00:06:14.000 I come really, really hard. 1.00

00:06:17.000 Just thinking about that sentence today.

00:06:19.000 It's funny you put that.

00:06:20.000 I come really, I come really hard for 45.

00:06:25.000 It's kind of the theme of today's show called We Broke Up.

00:06:29.000 And I want to really do a deep dive green screen on this couple who are breaking up despite having four kids because they handle it like it ain't no thing, and that pisses me off.

00:06:42.000 And there's a real trivialization of marriage going on in this country.

00:06:49.000 But anyway, let's get to some news before we do our deep dive.

00:06:55.000 This was, everyone is mad at me.

00:06:57.000 Deep, deep dive.

00:06:59.000 Everyone's mad at Joe Biden for saying that George Floyd had a bigger impact than MLK. 1.00

00:07:05.000 By the way, you have a mask on your ear, you absolute fucking buffoon. 1.00

00:07:10.000 Look at this embarrassing Mr. Magoo imbecile. 1.00

00:07:15.000 Take your mask all the way off. 1.00

00:07:16.000 Look at it hanging off his ear.

00:07:19.000 Like this is, as far as I'm concerned, that's up there with Giuliani's dye dripping down his face.

00:07:26.000 Give him an earpiece or like have sign language and be like, your ear, your ear, your ear.

00:07:34.000 Anyway, listen to this.

00:07:35.000 Even Dr. King's assassination did not have the worldwide impact that George Floyd's death did.

00:07:45.000 I agree.

00:07:46.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:07:48.000 Now, I think we disagree on that.

00:07:50.000 I think that's a sign of clown world in full effect.

00:07:53.000 You probably think that it's good or that George Floyd is as relevant as Martin Luther King. 0.93

00:08:00.000 I'm not sure where your head's at, Joe.

00:08:01.000 I don't think you know where your head's at.

00:08:03.000 But he's right.

00:08:05.000 There was not riots in Utrecht when George, I mean, when MLK died.

00:08:11.000 Austrians were not that concerned.

00:08:14.000 You did not have Montreal burning down buildings and ripping down statues.

00:08:19.000 You should have, but you didn't.

00:08:23.000 Should you have done it for George Floyd?

00:08:25.000 No. 1.00

00:08:27.000 George Floyd, unlike Martin Luther King, was a fucking loser. 1.00

00:08:32.000 It's quiet. 1.00

00:08:33.000 Yeah, no, it's quiet for him. 1.00

00:08:34.000 A pathetic piece of shit, career criminal drug addict who you focus on when he went, he called out for his mama. 1.00

00:08:42.000 His girl's nickname was mama, which is pathetic. 1.00

00:08:45.000 But he terrorized mamas, robbed them. 1.00

00:08:49.000 He was a brutal, horrible man who preyed on the weak and hurt them. 1.00

00:08:55.000 And you fucking losers turned him into a saint. 1.00

00:08:59.000 In the sense that... 1.00

00:09:05.000 I don't use the N-word, but a lot of people would call George Floyd a nigger. 0.97

00:09:10.000 And speaking of niggers, let's jump over to Wiggers, where apparently in China, every white person who's into rap is being slaughtered right now. 0.99

00:09:19.000 Did you know about this? 0.99

00:09:20.000 No, that's terrible.

00:09:21.000 I grew up with a lot of wiggers. 1.00

00:09:23.000 I don't mind. 0.75

00:09:23.000 I mean, I don't love Wiggers, but I don't think they should be killed. 0.75

00:09:26.000 I got the W card, by the way.

00:09:27.000 Look at his weird claws.

00:09:29.000 Ew. 1.00

00:09:29.000 He's got fucking... 1.00

00:09:31.000 What are those dinosaurs that are super fast that a figure? 1.00

00:09:34.000 Velociraptors?

00:09:35.000 Yeah, he's got Velociraptor punks.

00:09:42.000 Nobody cares about what's happening to the Uyghurs, okay? 1.00

00:09:44.000 You bring it up because you really care.

00:09:46.000 And I think it's nice that you care.

00:09:47.000 The rest of us don't care.

00:09:49.000 I'm just telling you a very hard.

00:09:51.000 You're saying you virtually don't care?

00:09:52.000 I'm telling you a very hard, ugly truth, okay?

00:09:54.000 Of all the things that I care about, yes, it is below my line.

00:09:58.000 Okay?

00:09:58.000 Of all the things that I care about, it is below my line.

00:10:02.000 Disappointing.

00:10:02.000 I would like to make something clear that I disagree with this man.

00:10:05.000 I care about the Uyghurs. 0.99

00:10:06.000 I hope they're being genocided well.

00:10:09.000 That's why I tune in once in a while to make sure the Chinese are doing a good job of wiping out the Uyghurs. 1.00

00:10:16.000 Jesus Christ.

00:10:18.000 This is what happens when you let them thrive and take over your population.

00:10:23.000 You end up with Britain. 0.92

00:10:24.000 You end up with, what is it that Tommy Robinson is doing?

00:10:30.000 Tetford?

00:10:31.000 Telford?

00:10:32.000 Telford.

00:10:33.000 You end up with Telford, and you end up with Luton, and you end up with Pakistani grooming gangs. 1.00

00:10:37.000 You also end up with hostage situations in synagogues where someone with a British accent did something that the FBI, by the way, said had nothing to do with anti-Semitism.

00:10:49.000 You know the irony of them?

00:10:50.000 I saw there was some other news clip that was trending on Twitter today, and they were calling her a Pakistani woman and totally absolving her of the jihad reference. 0.98

00:11:01.000 Hey, assholes, Lady Al-Qaeda likes that name. 1.00

00:11:06.000 You taking the anti-Semitism out of her persona is not good. 1.00

00:11:10.000 She likes that. 1.00

00:11:11.000 She fucking hates Jews. 1.00

00:11:15.000 So when you say, there's nothing anti-Semitic about her and her brother, you're pissing off her and her brother. 1.00

00:11:20.000 So maybe that's good in a way.

00:11:22.000 You're making them frustrated because you're taking away their personal agency. 1.00

00:11:27.000 Well, I'll be dipped in shit. 0.99

00:11:30.000 Oh, you got to use that one twice, did you? 1.00

00:11:32.000 No.

00:11:32.000 The other one was...

00:11:33.000 Never happened in the States.

00:11:34.000 Never happened in the States.

00:11:36.000 But it literally did.

00:11:37.000 I started watching.

00:11:37.000 Yeah.

00:11:38.000 I started watching it again.

00:11:40.000 I'm on episode five.

00:11:42.000 Good place to be, man.

00:11:44.000 That first season rolled.

00:11:46.000 He just kissed Melfie.

00:11:47.000 Ooh.

00:11:49.000 Yeah.

00:11:50.000 That didn't really conclude so well.

00:11:53.000 One thing is weird is he wakes up Camilla in the middle of the night when he couldn't, he went for a few weeks where he couldn't get it up, which was because he was in love with Melfie.

00:12:01.000 And the wife wakes up and she's like, do you want sex? 1.00

00:12:04.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 0.96

00:12:05.000 Yeah, wives are not big on that. 1.00

00:12:07.000 I don't know if you've been married, but if you wake up your wife in the middle of the night, she usually doesn't go, wait, what's happening?

00:12:12.000 You want a blowjump?

00:12:13.000 Hold on.

00:12:14.000 Oh, so lucky.

00:12:15.000 That is a lucky bird. 0.98

00:12:18.000 Sex is like not a big deal. 0.81

00:12:20.000 It's not a big deal.

00:12:22.000 For Carmella. 0.86

00:12:23.000 Sex is like, it's not a big deal. 0.88

00:12:26.000 Patton Oswald has become a meme.

00:12:27.000 I wonder how he feels about that.

00:12:29.000 What's worse?

00:12:30.000 Being known as at least partly responsible for your wife's death or being a meme?

00:12:38.000 This is Raiders' interim coach, Rich Bissakia?

00:12:42.000 I don't know about football.

00:12:43.000 In his Sinky Hotel, personally handwriting letters to his players, thanking them for their hard work.

00:12:49.000 Incredible.

00:12:51.000 They got the mirror angle and everything.

00:12:54.000 And then this one, so there's a big meme, Elmo versus Rocco.

00:12:57.000 And I'm embarrassed to admit that the country I live in knows about Elmo even when they don't have kids.

00:13:05.000 Now, my kids are too old for Sesame Street, so I'm, call me a show-off, but I don't know about Elmo anymore.

00:13:11.000 And apparently, Elmo, you just ruined it, Ryan.

00:13:14.000 I didn't show it.

00:13:17.000 No, you did.

00:13:18.000 That's fine, though.

00:13:19.000 Apparently, Elmo has this chick friend, and she has a pet rock named Rocco.

00:13:25.000 And Elmo hates that.

00:13:26.000 Maybe you can dig that up. 0.97

00:13:28.000 And apparently, Sesame Sweet overdid it a little bit because Elmo gets really fucking pissed at this rock.

00:13:35.000 So it became a meme, Elmo versus Rocco.

00:13:38.000 And I guess, I don't really know how the meme goes.

00:13:39.000 They'd have like me and Ryan fighting, and it would be the worst fight since Elmo versus Rocco, that kind of thing.

00:13:46.000 But if you can find that.

00:13:49.000 Is that Elmo versus Rocco?

00:13:50.000 Yeah, he gets pissed, apparently.

00:13:53.000 Yeah!

00:13:55.000 Yonko is in the movie!

00:13:57.000 Let's hear it for Rocco!

00:14:01.000 Great, Elmo!

00:14:02.000 Welco does it like Elmo!

00:14:04.000 Great, yeah!

00:14:05.000 Now, Elmo can finally tell everyone that today's number is...

00:14:10.000 Elmo, Kelly.

00:14:12.000 Who's stopping you?

00:14:13.000 Great.

00:14:14.000 Today's number is...

00:14:16.000 12!

00:14:16.000 Rocco says the number is 12!

00:14:21.000 Elmo is supposed to say the number of the days!

00:14:25.000 Sounds like the font.

00:14:26.000 Rocco.

00:14:27.000 Yeah, a little bit.

00:14:28.000 Rocco says you were taking too long.

00:14:30.000 He couldn't wait anymore.

00:14:40.000 What say the number of the day?

00:14:41.000 But no.

00:14:43.000 Elmo has to stay to Rocco.

00:14:44.000 Elmo has to play this killing brandy.

00:14:47.000 Anyway, he doesn't like the rock.

00:14:48.000 No.

00:14:49.000 Not the ex-wrestler, the actual rock that's in her hand.

00:14:53.000 And they had Elmo on SNL to lampoon the meme.

00:14:57.000 And then within this making fun of the meme, they pulled in our boy Patton Oswald.

00:15:01.000 Okay, now you can show.

00:15:04.000 That's it.

00:15:04.000 There's Elmo.

00:15:05.000 So go back a little bit.

00:15:07.000 Why do you have just the picture there?

00:15:09.000 Yeah.

00:15:10.000 These clips of you going on crazy unhinged rants about how Rocco's not real.

00:15:15.000 Okay, okay, look.

00:15:16.000 Elmo admit Elmo overreacted.

00:15:19.000 And Elmo has already apologized in a long Instagram post.

00:15:26.000 And I'm ready to move on.

00:15:28.000 Well, that's great to hear, Elmo, because although Pat is a liberal now, so he probably sees that in that he has what we're going to get to in this video with these like everything's okay blinders.

00:15:38.000 Uh-oh, there's Rocco.

00:15:41.000 What?

00:15:42.000 Why does Rocco get a chair?

00:15:45.000 Because Rocco's our guest, Elmo.

00:15:47.000 Rocco!

00:15:47.000 Rocco doesn't need a chair!

00:15:49.000 He doesn't even have niggas! 1.00

00:15:52.000 What is Rocco doing here?

00:15:55.000 He was in the building getting the COVID test.

00:15:58.000 Is Elmo eating an SNL cast member?

00:16:11.000 You like doing your little Elmo impersonations, don't you?

00:16:13.000 Hi, I'm Elmo.

00:16:15.000 Yeah.

00:16:17.000 When we went on the skiing trip, I would do that, and then your son would always be like, just, whenever there's somebody new around, just clam up and just go, like, I'm not talking to you or saying hi to you.

00:16:28.000 I'm like, hi.

00:16:29.000 And he's like, and then you do the Elmo, and then that breaks him.

00:16:33.000 You can't resist the Elmo.

00:16:35.000 Johnny?

00:16:35.000 I'm like, hi, I'm Mamo.

00:16:37.000 And he's like, that's pretty good.

00:16:40.000 It's pretty good, but I'm still not saying hi to you.

00:16:43.000 Yeah, that's a survival instinct.

00:16:45.000 Because cave babies used to get rocks thrown at them. 1.00

00:16:47.000 Right, rock and rock.

00:16:48.000 That's why they hate Rocco.

00:16:50.000 That's why they hate rocks.

00:16:51.000 It's genetic.

00:16:52.000 You used to hit me with those and drive me in your cave.

00:16:57.000 Here's a controversial opinion I have based on nothing.

00:17:01.000 I think Joss Whedon is innocent. 1.00

00:17:06.000 I think Hollywood stars are shitheads. 1.00

00:17:08.000 And every time I read about this horrible man who's a disgusting rapist who is a racist murderer, you read the actual allegations and they're like, the set was toxic. 1.00

00:17:19.000 Okay, good. 0.99

00:17:21.000 It's what, a $700 million budget?

00:17:24.000 If 50 of my million was in there, I'd want it to be toxic.

00:17:27.000 I'd want it to be like a military base.

00:17:29.000 I'd want it to be like, what's it called?

00:17:33.000 Bootcamp.

00:17:34.000 Yeah, I'd want it to be like boot camp.

00:17:35.000 Filmmaker Joss Whedon claims he was powerless to resist affairs while on Buffy Set, denies threatening Gal Godo's career, and claims he cut Ray Fisher from the Justice League because he was a bad actor. 0.99

00:17:44.000 Now, the first allegation is that he was fucking and sucking all over the place during Buffy the Vampire Slayer. 0.99

00:17:50.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:17:51.000 Actresses are whores. 1.00

00:17:53.000 They fuck around. 1.00

00:17:53.000 That's how they get there often. 1.00

00:17:55.000 They have the casting couch.

00:17:57.000 I mean, how many women refused Harvey Weinstein and lived to tell the tale? 0.73

00:18:03.000 There was, I think, Mira Servini.

00:18:05.000 Mira Servino, yeah. 1.00

00:18:07.000 And maybe one other actress was like, I'm not sucking your dick. 1.00

00:18:09.000 The rest of them were like, I sucked his dick and I hated it. 1.00

00:18:12.000 Okay, so you're a whore. 1.00

00:18:14.000 You just don't like that the cost was so high for your whoredom. 1.00

00:18:20.000 So I don't give a fuck that he was making out with a bunch of people on the set. 0.99

00:18:24.000 It was consensual. 0.99

00:18:26.000 And one woman says, oh, he was rolling around with this chick and he kept bumping into my chair. 0.99

00:18:30.000 What?

00:18:31.000 He was having an affair.

00:18:32.000 So I assume each time he fooled around with a chick, it was in a broom closet or something.

00:18:37.000 You don't go rolling around when you're having a secret affair.

00:18:41.000 And then we have Gail Godot.

00:18:42.000 So the beef was she thought that in the second movie, whatever, her second appearance as Wonder Woman, she was coming off as a little too aggressive. 0.98

00:18:52.000 And he's like, people don't give a shit about the consistency of a superhero. 0.93

00:18:56.000 And she goes, well, I want to cut this scene. 0.99

00:18:57.000 And he goes, you'll have to kill me before we cut that scene. 0.95

00:19:00.000 You'll have to tie me to the tracks and have a train run over me. 0.99

00:19:04.000 But she doesn't get tie me to the tracks. 1.00

00:19:07.000 It's a jokey way to say you'll have to kill me. 0.98

00:19:11.000 And I think it's because she's Israeli. 0.99

00:19:12.000 It's a culture gap. 0.95

00:19:14.000 She's not familiar with all our silly colloquialisms.

00:19:17.000 So she claims that he said, you'll never work in this town again.

00:19:20.000 No, he did a joke about being tied to the tracks.

00:19:23.000 It's actually a cartoon thing that cartoon villains do.

00:19:26.000 And then lastly, the black guy, Ray Fisher, he goes, I was quit.

00:19:30.000 By the way, the guy completely nuclear bombed his career, Ray Fisher, by saying, I'm taking you to court.

00:19:36.000 I demand Marvel do an investigation of you. 0.95

00:19:41.000 Like, if they were making me eat live chickens and masturbate in front of old ladies without their permission, I could see going, you know what? 1.00

00:19:50.000 I don't like it here. 0.88

00:19:52.000 But what kind of abuse would you have to go through when I checked out his IMDb?

00:19:56.000 You know what he did before he was cyborg on like the biggest movie in the world?

00:20:02.000 Nothing.

00:20:03.000 Check out Ray Fisher's IMDb.

00:20:06.000 He was in a short.

00:20:08.000 You know who else was in a short?

00:20:10.000 Everyone.

00:20:12.000 Me, Ryan, you.

00:20:14.000 When your friend was in film school, he said, can you be the woman who works at the 7-Eleven?

00:20:19.000 Okay, so go down a bit.

00:20:21.000 He was Emmett Till when he was a little kid, which is probably why they chose him, right? 0.97

00:20:26.000 Look at that.

00:20:27.000 2008, he's in a short.

00:20:30.000 Then he's in the Astronaut Wives Club as a patient, right?

00:20:35.000 Oh, no, Captain Edward Dwight. 0.99

00:20:38.000 I don't know what the fuck that is. 0.98

00:20:40.000 So he appeared as a captain on a show where he's an astronaut, I guess, with one episode. 0.99

00:20:49.000 And then the next thing you know, you're in the Batman versus Superman, Dawn of Justice.

00:20:56.000 Then they stick him in True Detective. 0.94

00:20:58.000 I couldn't find any footage of him acting, but I'm going to guess he sucked.

00:21:01.000 At least I'm open to it when you've had, I'm not going to count the short, one role.

00:21:07.000 I mean, is that affirmative action or pandering or what?

00:21:10.000 How many actors went to like theater school and did a bunch of movies and were on TV for decades, they'd kill to be cyborg and Donna Johnson's like, no, we're going to choose a kid who was Emmett Till back in whenever. 1.00

00:21:25.000 Wait, was he Emmett Till?

00:21:27.000 Go down more.

00:21:33.000 Maybe he wasn't even Emmett Till in that woman movement. 0.99

00:21:38.000 Woman of the movement.

00:21:39.000 Looks like he played Gene Mobley.

00:21:42.000 Okay. 1.00

00:21:42.000 Anyway, fuck off. 1.00

00:21:44.000 Who cares? 1.00

00:21:44.000 Fucking Gene Mobley. 1.00

00:21:46.000 So yeah, I think this Josh Witten guy might be just fine. 0.98

00:21:50.000 Speaking of Ray Fisher, the guy we're just talking about, to Fisher had a few screen credits playing the half-man, half-cyborg, the first black superhero in DC Film Universe, was both a huge career break and a major responsibility.

00:22:01.000 So don't bitch about it unless it's something big. 0.99

00:22:06.000 Justice League was released in 2017, the year before Marvel broke ground with Black Panther. 0.97

00:22:10.000 He was mindful that the film was overseen almost entirely by white executives and white filmmakers.

00:22:18.000 I mean, look, Hispanics are white. 0.91

00:22:20.000 And I don't say that's not my crazy race thing, where I say even Asians are white. 0.99

00:22:25.000 Hispanics are white to look at, to the tune of like 80 to 90% of them, right? 1.00

00:22:30.000 So America's 65% this white. 0.97

00:22:33.000 It is 20% Hispanic, 15%.

00:22:38.000 So America's basically 75% white to look at.

00:22:42.000 So yeah, a lot of the executives and filmmakers in Hollywood are going to be white.

00:22:48.000 Sorry.

00:22:49.000 Is that racism?

00:22:50.000 There's a weird implication, too, that because a group is predominantly white, like all the top chess players, then it's a racist group.

00:22:58.000 The top mathematicians, I'm sure, are Asian and white in this country.

00:23:01.000 Are they, do we just, is it a given that they don't want black people around? 1.00

00:23:05.000 Fuck you. 1.00

00:23:06.000 Stop insulting me and accepting that insult like it's just a fact. 1.00

00:23:11.000 I was with Gavin, and as a black man, of course, that was hell. 0.91

00:23:14.000 What?

00:23:15.000 Why? 1.00

00:23:16.000 Fuck you. 1.00

00:23:17.000 War. 1.00

00:23:20.000 And then what's 17?

00:23:24.000 17?

00:23:25.000 That was the Hollywood Reporter?

00:23:26.000 Did we already show that?

00:23:27.000 Yeah.

00:23:28.000 Yeah, that's it there. 1.00

00:23:29.000 That one is so up his ass. 0.99

00:23:32.000 He opens up about Justice League. 1.00

00:23:34.000 And we crawl inside.

00:23:36.000 I don't believe some of these people are fit for leadership. 1.00

00:23:39.000 What a fucking absolute pussy. 1.00

00:23:41.000 All right, let's jump to this monolith of a green screen that's going to consume about half the episode. 1.00

00:23:50.000 Are you ready?

00:23:51.000 Oh, yes.

00:24:10.000 Before we get started, look at this sign over here, this Mets sign. 0.75

00:24:14.000 I love when people have the balls to do this, when brands have the balls to do this.

00:24:19.000 This means Budweiser supports the Mets. 0.53

00:24:22.000 And Yankees fans, you're welcome to have a Bud, but we're Mets guys.

00:24:29.000 I saw a mattress company do that once, and it said in the New York Post, we support the Mets.

00:24:33.000 And I was like, wow, you just lost a ton of Yankees sleepers.

00:24:37.000 And Trump did the same thing.

00:24:39.000 When he ran for office, he shattered his brand.

00:24:41.000 He divided his audience in two.

00:24:43.000 It doesn't really matter that he's Republican.

00:24:45.000 The same thing would have happened if he chose Democrat.

00:24:47.000 He would be ostracizing all these Republican people that want to stay at Trump Tower, Trump Hotels, all that stuff.

00:24:53.000 You cut the brand in half.

00:24:55.000 So it's a pretty ballsy thing to do.

00:24:57.000 Thanks.

00:24:57.000 Thanks, bud.

00:24:58.000 Anyway.

00:25:03.000 How's your relationship?

00:25:04.000 How's your marriage?

00:25:05.000 How's your engagement going?

00:25:07.000 It's not going good for Kyra and Oscar.

00:25:10.000 They're a teen couple who got engaged after Kyra got pregnant.

00:25:17.000 They have since made four beautiful children.

00:25:20.000 Doesn't look like they took one moment's break since the first one.

00:25:25.000 They have four, and the eldest seems to be around four.

00:25:28.000 Maybe six.

00:25:29.000 I don't know.

00:25:30.000 But they're all young little kids.

00:25:32.000 And this is a video they made, I think, about a month ago.

00:25:38.000 So let's see how it's going with Kyra and Oscar, their imminent marriage, and their four beautiful children.

00:25:46.000 Good morning.

00:25:48.000 He's engaged.

00:25:49.000 We have some updates for you guys.

00:25:50.000 Check this out.

00:25:51.000 Turn it up.

00:25:51.000 I can't hear anybody.

00:25:54.000 Whoa.

00:25:55.000 Baby is walking like it ain't no thing. 0.96

00:25:58.000 The second update is that we're All very sick, if you couldn't just tell by her disgusting nose.

00:26:03.000 But, anyways, luckily, we're all finished.

00:26:05.000 Is it healthy to vlog?

00:26:06.000 Yeah, we're finally there.

00:26:08.000 Healthy to put your life on camera like that and show all your children, talk about all your troubles.

00:26:15.000 They have something like a million and a half subscribers, so they're paying the bills with this.

00:26:20.000 Probably making a hundred and twenty grand a year.

00:26:23.000 Throughout all of that, our little child learned how to walk, and we at least caught the very first time she took like actual steps on camera.

00:26:31.000 Wait, wait, wait.

00:26:33.000 Okay, so here is this guy.

00:26:35.000 He's showing the first steps of his daughter, his youngest kid.

00:26:41.000 And everyone is involved in this family.

00:26:44.000 Everyone's paying attention.

00:26:47.000 He just gets up and goes.

00:26:49.000 And that's an update.

00:26:50.000 So you're seeing two different videos.

00:26:52.000 One was the baby learning to walk, and then here's the baby two weeks later, totally comfortable with walking.

00:26:58.000 So Kyra and Oscar have an announcement to make.

00:27:02.000 Let's see what that is.

00:27:05.000 Next video.

00:27:05.000 Here we go.

00:27:10.000 I'm feeling it too, dude.

00:27:11.000 Are you going to cry?

00:27:12.000 No.

00:27:13.000 Are you going to cry?

00:27:13.000 No.

00:27:14.000 I might.

00:27:15.000 I'm just kidding.

00:27:16.000 Dude, turn up the speaker outside here. 0.99

00:27:18.000 I can't hear shit. 0.99

00:27:20.000 I'll do it. 1.00

00:27:21.000 I'll do it.

00:27:21.000 I got this.

00:27:22.000 I got it.

00:27:23.000 It's fine.

00:27:26.000 So, as many of you guys have noticed, we have gone some time without uploading.

00:27:30.000 We kind of were uploading like a little here, like sprinkles of uploads in the beginning of December.

00:27:36.000 And then we kind of stopped and haven't posted since.

00:27:38.000 So this is new.

00:27:39.000 It's like January 15th or so.

00:27:42.000 In our life.

00:27:42.000 I mean, we've been sick forever, on and off, it feels like.

00:27:47.000 And then personal things, family things, and obviously what we are telling you now.

00:27:52.000 That's the main thing.

00:27:53.000 Yeah.

00:27:54.000 It's hard to get on camera and act like nothing is going on in the back.

00:27:59.000 But at the same time, it's also hard to get on camera and say anything because what if we end up being fine and then like we just shared all that and then it just seems rocky and trashy.

00:28:11.000 So it's just hard to know in that situation from a content point of view what to do.

00:28:18.000 And so we made the decision just to kind of not do anything.

00:28:22.000 Actually, we did try.

00:28:23.000 I tried a lot to vlog, but it was just we were going through a lot of emotions and a lot of sad, at least I was going through a lot of sad emotions.

00:28:30.000 A lot of you guys didn't notice he was vlogging and I wasn't.

00:28:33.000 At that time though, we were...

00:28:35.000 I was...

00:28:36.000 Let me just interrupt them here.

00:28:38.000 What was the problem?

00:28:39.000 Was it the vlogging?

00:28:40.000 I'm sure vlogging doesn't help to show those intimate moments, to get all that attention.

00:28:44.000 She's obviously a little mentally imbalanced and getting this relentless attention and accolades has made her think that she's somebody special.

00:28:54.000 And women don't do well with fame. 1.00

00:28:56.000 They don't do well with power.

00:28:57.000 They're new to it.

00:28:58.000 We've had fame and power for many years, but especially power.

00:29:02.000 But women, being thrust into the spotlight like that, they tend to overreact. 1.00

00:29:08.000 And so she's decided she's too big for this marriage. 0.99

00:29:12.000 And I, like, it wasn't really that bad between us at that point.

00:29:16.000 For me, I was going through it at that point.

00:29:18.000 Like, I saw it coming early because I just saw the switch.

00:29:22.000 So for me, I was going through it, but I was still in the denial phase.

00:29:26.000 Like, no, this can't be happening.

00:29:27.000 Yeah.

00:29:27.000 Can't be happening.

00:29:28.000 But sadly, it is, and it happened, you guys.

00:29:32.000 I'm laughing because it's awkward.

00:29:34.000 We're here.

00:29:35.000 Yeah, we're here.

00:29:36.000 So, like, I finally accepted it, which is why I'm actually even able to laugh about it.

00:29:40.000 It feels nice.

00:29:41.000 We actually just made this video before.

00:29:43.000 That's the problem right there.

00:29:44.000 So there's a couple problems.

00:29:45.000 Vlogging is the least of it, I think.

00:29:47.000 Another big problem is getting engaged, having kids, and not being married.

00:29:53.000 You need to get married, guys.

00:29:56.000 When you're just, and people go, why do I need that piece of paper?

00:29:58.000 I don't know.

00:29:59.000 It's just more consequential to have that piece of paper.

00:30:04.000 Breaking up is not as easy when you're a married couple.

00:30:08.000 Also, the actual marriage and the ceremony, it says not just to everyone there, but it says to you, it says to each other, this is serious now.

00:30:17.000 We're in it for the long haul till death do us part.

00:30:20.000 Without the actual ceremony, even if it's just at City Hall, without the actual ceremony, you're just engaged.

00:30:25.000 You're just floating around.

00:30:26.000 You're just buddies.

00:30:27.000 You're just best friends, as they keep repeating.

00:30:29.000 So that's another much bigger problem.

00:30:32.000 Let's give that 30%.

00:30:37.000 I'm going to give the fact that they're vlogging 20%.

00:30:42.000 But 50% at least of this problem is whatever these guys are, Gen Z, millennials.

00:30:49.000 Their whole like, everything's okay, man.

00:30:51.000 It's cool.

00:30:52.000 No, it's not cool.

00:30:55.000 Not everything can be worked out.

00:30:59.000 It sounds like I'm saying that they shouldn't be married, but I'm saying not everything is groovy.

00:31:04.000 Like, get mad.

00:31:05.000 No, we're not breaking up.

00:31:07.000 No, it's not going to be cool.

00:31:09.000 He ends up living in the basement.

00:31:12.000 And they're committed to being best friends.

00:31:15.000 By saying that everything is groovy and everything's cool, you're making the breakup really easy to do.

00:31:20.000 Like, what's the difference now? 1.00

00:31:22.000 She gets to fuck dudes. 1.00

00:31:23.000 He gets to fuck chicks. 1.00

00:31:24.000 Well, they haven't actually tried that, but they're aware. 1.00

00:31:27.000 They're now okay with the concept.

00:31:30.000 No.

00:31:32.000 But it was very rough.

00:31:34.000 It was too fresh.

00:31:36.000 Yeah, way too fresh.

00:31:37.000 And I still was not fully accepting it.

00:31:40.000 But I'm better now.

00:31:41.000 So yeah, I'm better now.

00:31:42.000 Kira broke up with me.

00:31:46.000 Does it make you feel better to say it like that?

00:31:48.000 Do you feel better because it's not you?

00:31:51.000 Oh, yeah, because I tried my ass off to make it work in the end.

00:31:55.000 But that's the thing, guys.

00:31:57.000 If you're listening, in the end doesn't always work anymore.

00:32:01.000 But I don't want to also make it seem like the thing is, okay, not that we need to get into this, but Oscar and I have been together for a very long time.

00:32:08.000 We started our relationship as best friends, and I'm only giving you my point of view, not yours.

00:32:12.000 But, you know, we've been best friends for so, so long.

00:32:16.000 And I would say we genuinely have stayed best friends the whole time.

00:32:20.000 By the way, you'll notice in this discussion, the kids come up zero times. 1.00

00:32:26.000 And that is always the way with these fucking cunts. 1.00

00:32:30.000 The kids are not mentioned. 1.00

00:32:32.000 It's all about me and what I'm going through and my feelings. 1.00

00:32:35.000 Fuck you. 1.00

00:32:37.000 Point in my mind where I felt like, are we just best friends? 1.00

00:32:41.000 Like, I feel like that's. 0.99

00:32:43.000 You fucked him at least four times. 0.99

00:32:44.000 Is there more to it than that? 0.99

00:32:46.000 You know?

00:32:46.000 And there has been more to it than that.

00:32:48.000 But at this point in our lives, I don't feel like there is more to it than that.

00:32:52.000 And nothing happened that's like crazy and dramatic.

00:32:55.000 Nobody like cheated.

00:32:56.000 Nobody like.

00:32:58.000 Feelings were hurt though.

00:33:00.000 You did some things that hurt my feelings, but I found out later on, like a month later, that it's because you were holding these feelings inside and kind of resenting me.

00:33:08.000 But can you please clarify that I wasn't cheating?

00:33:10.000 Because you were like, we'll dig into it.

00:33:12.000 You did a lot of things that bothered me.

00:33:14.000 I wouldn't consider them full-blown cheating, but it was definitely lying.

00:33:18.000 Alright, alright, fine, fine.

00:33:20.000 What about that situation that bothers you?

00:33:23.000 It's not that situation.

00:33:24.000 I just feel like once we sit here and start naming like specific things, like do we want to talk about when I had mental health issues, you were not there for me?

00:33:31.000 Like we don't need to like dig into all that.

00:33:33.000 Yeah, you're right.

00:33:34.000 And I do think something like this, it's like this.

00:33:37.000 No, you're not right.

00:33:38.000 Like what happened?

00:33:39.000 She said, I need help.

00:33:40.000 And he went, no. 1.00

00:33:41.000 Bullshit. 1.00

00:33:42.000 She's not happy with the way he reacted. 1.00

00:33:45.000 They're teen parents.

00:33:47.000 She had a baby when she was 19.

00:33:50.000 Sorry if I'm not a qualified psychiatrist when you're feeling bipolar. 1.00

00:33:55.000 You're a self-indulgent, nutty bitch. 1.00

00:33:57.000 And you just obliterated not just your life and his life, but four little babies' lives. 1.00

00:34:04.000 One of them just learned to walk and you're like, I'm going through a rough patch.

00:34:09.000 It's over. 1.00

00:34:10.000 The fuck? 1.00

00:34:12.000 Keep it to yourself. 1.00

00:34:14.000 Like, can you not be miserable for a year? 0.81

00:34:16.000 Can you not be unhappy for a moment? 0.75

00:34:19.000 Can you not be dissatisfied?

00:34:20.000 That's part of life. 0.99

00:34:22.000 You don't fucking turf. 1.00

00:34:24.000 You don't nuclear war your fucking family because you're going through a rough patch. 1.00

00:34:29.000 You stupid cow. 1.00

00:34:31.000 Look what the... 1.00

00:34:31.000 And this is what I hate. 1.00

00:34:32.000 Someone does damage like this.

00:34:33.000 Like, if a guy did this and was like, I'm done with this relationship.

00:34:36.000 I know I have four babies, but I want to get involved in biker gangs. 1.00

00:34:42.000 So I'm joining the Hells Angels.

00:34:44.000 The guy would be a villain beyond belief. 0.99

00:34:47.000 But because we have this stupid, I'm okay, you're okay, okay, baby vernacular, it's very ironic that their brand is called okay baby because the babies are not okay. 1.00

00:34:57.000 The fact that we have this vernacular means you can get away with this shit, this child abuse. 1.00

00:35:03.000 What she's doing is child abuse. 1.00

00:35:05.000 Mark my words. 0.88

00:35:06.000 And it's disgusting that he's sitting there and letting her do it.

00:35:10.000 No, we're not breaking up.

00:35:13.000 No, you're not sabotaging the kids.

00:35:15.000 You want to go stay at your mother's for a couple weeks and gather your head?

00:35:18.000 Okay, that's negotiable.

00:35:20.000 It's a lot of work for me to deal with four kids, but whatever.

00:35:23.000 But no, throwing everything in the toilet because you had a bad week?

00:35:26.000 No.

00:35:30.000 Just I didn't know better.

00:35:31.000 I didn't, like, I didn't understand these things.

00:35:33.000 Like, I clearly am understanding them now.

00:35:36.000 Going through my own, like, sadness and hard points, you know?

00:35:39.000 Yeah.

00:35:40.000 The thing is, it takes two in a relationship.

00:35:43.000 And Oscar is not like, yes, there are things he has done to hurt me or made us stripped apart or like all the things, right?

00:35:51.000 But so have I. And I think the biggest thing is I do know, this is where for me I knew that it wasn't something I wanted to like hold on to anymore.

00:36:02.000 I knew when I, in my head, was thinking of Oscar being happy with somebody else and that made me happier, that's when I knew I didn't want to be with you anymore.

00:36:12.000 Because if you were in love with somebody like that, because I do love him and I will love him for the rest of my life.

00:36:19.000 I mean, not just because he's the father of my kids.

00:36:21.000 Like I genuinely get along with Oscar.

00:36:24.000 We have so much fun together.

00:36:25.000 Like all of that. 1.00

00:36:27.000 But she's just a moody bitch. 1.00

00:36:30.000 She's saying something crazy. 1.00

00:36:32.000 I don't know if it's PMS or what it is.

00:36:34.000 Ignore it.

00:36:35.000 Smile and move on.

00:36:37.000 They're talking like they're a donut shop and they've decided to slow down on the donuts and start actually selling pizzas too.

00:36:45.000 Because the donuts only seem popular earlier in the day and they want to start getting night customers.

00:36:51.000 So they're getting pizzas.

00:36:53.000 And if that was the case, you go, I get it.

00:36:55.000 You're trying to make money as a restaurant and there's a lot of drunk college kids who coming at night.

00:36:59.000 They don't feel like donuts.

00:37:01.000 You know what?

00:37:01.000 Let's do it.

00:37:02.000 Let's do it.

00:37:03.000 I mean, it's been a long time we've been doing donuts, but I understand. 0.99

00:37:07.000 This is not switching to pizza, bitch. 1.00

00:37:11.000 You with somebody else and that's what I want for you. 1.00

00:37:14.000 I don't think you're in love with that person.

00:37:17.000 Not that weak.

00:37:18.000 Don't you think?

00:37:19.000 I don't know.

00:37:19.000 I've never heard that side, so it's a lot to take in right now.

00:37:23.000 I don't know, I guess.

00:37:24.000 So, like, in a way, that's like even loving.

00:37:28.000 I don't.

00:37:30.000 Like, I can't meet your adrenaline standards.

00:37:32.000 I don't like the things that you like.

00:37:34.000 I don't want the same things that you want.

00:37:36.000 I'm not interested in the same things that you are.

00:37:38.000 Stop.

00:37:39.000 I cannot meet your adrenaline standards.

00:37:41.000 So apparently this guy's willing to snowboarding and stuff.

00:37:43.000 Your wife doesn't have to be into snowboarding if you're into snowboarding. 1.00

00:37:46.000 Half the time when guys have a hobby like fishing or hunting, they don't want their wife coming. 0.97

00:37:51.000 And this is something Naomi Schaefer-Riley pointed out a long time ago.

00:37:54.000 She's a writer at the Post.

00:37:56.000 You're not looking for a soulmate.

00:37:59.000 My wife doesn't have to like hardcore and 1970s British punk. 0.97

00:38:04.000 I'm not even sure I want her to.

00:38:06.000 Those are my things.

00:38:07.000 Like right now, I'm organizing all my screws and various bolts and nails and shit and putting them in this little case I have that organizes all the different bolts. 0.98

00:38:16.000 It's fucking fun. 0.97

00:38:17.000 I love doing it. 0.98

00:38:18.000 It's a big job because I've got thousands of them because I'm cheap and I don't throw away any screws.

00:38:21.000 I don't want my wife helping me with that. 0.98

00:38:24.000 So part of this stupid divorce, even though they didn't even have time to get married, is that I can't be your soulmate. 1.00

00:38:32.000 I don't know who told you that your mate has to be your fucking best friend. 1.00

00:38:36.000 That's retarded. 1.00

00:38:38.000 Stop. 1.00

00:38:39.000 We need sexual chemistry.

00:38:41.000 We need to both get along with each other.

00:38:43.000 We need to be good for the kids.

00:38:45.000 You have that.

00:38:46.000 You don't have to go snowboarding with them every 10 minutes.

00:38:51.000 And I want you to have that with somebody.

00:38:54.000 So why am I like selfishly hanging on?

00:38:58.000 With a million other reasons.

00:38:59.000 Like, guys, There's a lot that's like the main point of this is there's so many combined things and it really was like a slow point getting up to here It wasn't that's what I mean by it wasn't like one thing So what triggered you to be so mean though this last month not that she was four but she was actually She was actually very nice to me during the like actual breakup process,

00:39:21.000 but there was a phase where like I was trying my once I had decided that I didn't want to be with Oscar anymore.

00:45:29.000 get mad Throw things.

00:45:31.000 Be emotional.

00:45:33.000 Just don't make other people suffer the consequences in that don't make major decisions like I'm emotional, so we're getting divorced.

00:45:41.000 But the best thing you can do in these situations is get it all out of your system and scream and yell and throw things.

00:45:47.000 Instead of coming up with solutions like, we're done, the kids now have two parents. 0.93

00:45:51.000 And they're going to come up with this dumb idea to co-parent. 0.91

00:45:54.000 I've seen that a million times. 0.98

00:45:56.000 I'll live across the street. 0.99

00:45:58.000 Then they start fucking other people and then everything shatters. 0.98

00:46:03.000 Slowly over time, or like, we just aren't having fun together anymore. 0.99

00:46:09.000 Just like we're just Ryan, who the blah, blah, blah, come fix me.

00:46:13.000 He's got like an Australian vibe, but he's American.

00:46:16.000 His wife's a doctor.

00:46:17.000 Joe.

00:46:18.000 Oh, Joe Mataris.

00:46:19.000 Joe Matarisse.

00:46:20.000 I remember him telling me, oh, man, I used to lose my temper really bad.

00:46:24.000 And then my wife, she's a doctor.

00:46:25.000 Yeah, we know.

00:46:26.000 You told us 100 times.

00:46:27.000 And she helped me get over it with medication.

00:46:30.000 And I go, why did you take medication?

00:46:31.000 What's the matter with getting mad?

00:46:33.000 I just bawled out Shen Yun. 0.79

00:46:35.000 And he goes, no, it was getting bad. 0.89

00:46:36.000 I'd like punch a car.

00:46:38.000 Yeah? 0.98

00:46:39.000 Good.

00:46:40.000 My dad used to throw cars like the Hulk. 0.99

00:46:42.000 The fuck's the matter with that? 0.99

00:46:45.000 Hey, but I hadn't gotten mad at all up until. 1.00

00:46:48.000 This is about emasculating men.

00:46:50.000 Same with all the Proud Boys' hatred.

00:46:52.000 Same with Antifa's entire agenda.

00:46:54.000 If you read Antifa, like the Antifa Handbook, it's really a war on masculinity.

00:46:59.000 That entire handbook is all attacking masculine traits, which is daddy issues ultimately. 0.98

00:47:05.000 So what you're seeing here is a war on man, and he's lying down and taking it because he's so fucking young. 0.95

00:47:11.000 And he loves her so much that he's like, all right, let's do it your way. 0.88

00:47:15.000 You want me to lie down on the ground like a floor mat and walk all over me?

00:47:19.000 Okay. 1.00

00:47:20.000 And then she walks all over him and goes, what are you doing lying down there like a fucking floor mat? 1.00

00:47:27.000 Remember when things were going downhill? 0.99

00:47:29.000 No, you get mad.

00:47:31.000 Just because it's not your anger, it's extreme.

00:47:34.000 Oh, yeah, we all fight.

00:47:35.000 Everyone fights and argues.

00:47:36.000 Yes, I did explode a few times, guys, and I've worked on it.

00:47:40.000 I've actually gotten way better.

00:47:41.000 I don't work on it.

00:47:42.000 The years.

00:47:44.000 He has gotten better at it, but this is like not the point.

00:47:47.000 This is the thing about this video that I hate is it's like you did, I did.

00:47:50.000 Like, yeah, we both did.

00:47:51.000 That's why we're sitting there. 1.00

00:47:52.000 No, you did, bitch. 1.00

00:47:54.000 All this poor bastard's done is been your human punching bag. 1.00

00:47:59.000 Like, it's so hard because making this video, I want to sit here and just tell you guys, this is what's happening. 0.99

00:48:06.000 I'm sad.

00:48:07.000 I'm crying. 1.00

00:48:08.000 Cry, motherfuckers. 1.00

00:48:10.000 There's four kids on the line. 1.00

00:48:13.000 Shit, I cry when I watch ELF and they have enough Christmas spirit to get the thing going up again. 1.00

00:48:18.000 You can't cry about the apocalypse. 1.00

00:48:21.000 Your kids are going to cry.

00:48:23.000 Trust me.

00:48:24.000 You're going to be sad.

00:48:25.000 I'm sorry that we haven't made a video about it for a minute.

00:48:29.000 But also, all that's in the back of my mind is how will people take what I just said?

00:48:33.000 How are people going to take what you just said?

00:48:35.000 And that's so frustrating because I feel like I'm not taking it very well, my dear.

00:48:39.000 I don't really want to make this video.

00:48:40.000 Yeah, and it makes it sound like we're fighting all the time, which we honestly don't.

00:48:43.000 We don't, yeah, no.

00:48:45.000 It's in that, again, like all of these things I just said over the last year.

00:48:48.000 That was not a daily thing.

00:48:49.000 That was like a once a month type of thing or like two times a month.

00:48:53.000 And not even fighting, but just the like little things, you know?

00:48:57.000 Or like, oh, you want to argue and I'm not into that.

00:48:59.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:49:00.000 Just all, all, yeah, all of everything you just said was like, I don't know, it happened sporadically throughout.

00:49:05.000 But I do think that late number of people.

00:49:06.000 In other words, it's not relevant.

00:49:08.000 It's not a big deal.

00:49:09.000 Started getting really bad. 1.00

00:49:10.000 It's not worth steamrolling your children and turning them into little fucking cardboard cutouts of themselves dead on the ground. 0.99

00:49:18.000 We were fighting and we were not able to even be in the same room at one point, you know? 0.99

00:49:24.000 So yeah, towards the end, it did get really bad.

00:49:26.000 But I feel like, long story short, I do feel like we're in a really good place right now.

00:49:32.000 We're still...

00:49:32.000 I hate that word.

00:49:33.000 You're in a shitty place right now. 1.00

00:49:35.000 You're in a divorced place. 1.00

00:49:36.000 Go tell the kids.

00:49:38.000 Say mommy and daddy are, well, right now, mommy and daddy are under the delusion that it's going to work for them to live together with daddy in the basement. 1.00

00:49:46.000 But then they're going to get horny and fuck someone. 1.00

00:49:49.000 And then they're going to move out. 0.99

00:49:50.000 And you're going to see daddy about 50% less, maybe even 60%, 70% less than you are now.

00:49:57.000 So we're taking your dad away from you, basically.

00:50:01.000 Definitely diluting his presence by a major amount.

00:50:06.000 Got any tears yet, folks?

00:50:08.000 Has reality sunk in?

00:50:11.000 I mean, this is like...

00:50:12.000 We're figuring it out.

00:50:13.000 We have a whole life together.

00:50:14.000 We've been together for seven years.

00:50:16.000 It takes a minute to like know what we're going to do and stuff.

00:50:19.000 I hope, I just, yeah, I think as long as we keep doing what we're doing, she's been extremely respectful of the breakup process.

00:50:24.000 Nobody else, like, gets it top.

00:50:26.000 Can you believe that sentence?

00:50:29.000 She's been extremely respectful of the breakup process. 0.99

00:50:33.000 Nigger, she's dumping you. 1.00

00:50:36.000 You're getting turfed and your children are going to suffer. 1.00

00:50:41.000 That's not extremely respectful. 1.00

00:50:45.000 Fuck me. 1.00

00:50:49.000 Like she said, no one else has been involved. 1.00

00:50:50.000 There was no cheating, no nothing.

00:50:52.000 Currently, no one's dating, nothing.

00:50:54.000 Like, we're all just, we're both, I mean, just trying to, like, figure it out and be as respectful as possible.

00:50:59.000 And I think that's going to help keep our friendship.

00:51:01.000 I think it's a good idea. 1.00

00:51:02.000 Fuck your friendship. 1.00

00:51:03.000 Why are you preserving friendship? 1.00

00:51:05.000 You're a couple in love that made four children with that love.

00:51:08.000 You're shaping those lives.

00:51:10.000 You shouldn't have vlogged it. 1.00

00:51:11.000 That was stupid. 1.00

00:51:12.000 But this is much bigger. 1.00

00:51:13.000 Letting this dumb bitch's stupid, irrelevant, emotional whims destroy everyone's life, including her own, by the way. 1.00

00:51:21.000 She's her own worst enemy. 1.00

00:51:23.000 You silly cunt. 1.00

00:51:26.000 Main goal that I think we both have this as a goal, because we keep talking about it every day, is like, Oscar was and is, has always been my best friend. 1.00

00:51:36.000 And I hope it can remain that way.

00:51:39.000 Even if right now I'm just going to be a little rocky, but a little bit rocky.

00:51:43.000 It's going to be a little rocky going from this bucolic, beautiful, loving, young, energetic relationship with four cherubs to two people deluding themselves and pretending that their lives aren't being flushed on the toilet.

00:51:58.000 That's going to be a little rocky, just a dancers.

00:52:02.000 For us, my stomach is growling.

00:52:05.000 I hope that for us, but I also hope that for our kids.

00:52:08.000 But I feel like a lot of times, even you guys are like, well, the kids, the kids, and it's like outside of the kids, because that stuff I'm not worried about with you and I. I know we will be the best parents that we can be through this.

00:52:18.000 Stop.

00:52:19.000 We'll be the best parents that we can be through this, so I'm not worried about the kids.

00:52:23.000 What if the best parents you can be is not good enough?

00:52:27.000 Which is the pattern throughout history, by the by, which is why the Western world is falling apart.

00:52:32.000 The death of the family, which is why BLM supports the dismantling of the nuclear family, because they're globalists and they want to destroy America, destroy the West.

00:52:43.000 Remember the mantra, folks?

00:52:44.000 No borders, no wall, no USA at all. 0.94

00:52:47.000 They don't want a different place where everyone is understanding and really respectful.

00:52:52.000 They want to build back better.

00:52:54.000 And to build back better, first you have to destroy everything that is presently there. 0.99

00:52:58.000 You can't build back better if there's a fucking building in the way. 1.00

00:53:01.000 Burn it down, boys. 1.00

00:53:03.000 Or ladies, I should say. 0.95

00:53:06.000 But between us, I also would like to keep things as like positive.

00:53:13.000 Yeah.

00:53:13.000 As positive as possible.

00:53:14.000 Why did you look like that?

00:53:15.000 No, I'm just thinking. 0.97

00:53:16.000 She's thinking, I'm fucked up about the future too, like how it's going to go. 0.90

00:53:22.000 We're still going to be vlogging and uploading on this channel together. 0.93

00:53:27.000 We still are going to live in the same house.

00:53:28.000 We still are sharing finances.

00:53:31.000 We're going to bring taxes together.

00:53:32.000 We're going to keep our money together until we tax us and figure out like, all right, what direction do we go from there? 0.99

00:53:37.000 We're just like, this is the direction you go when you let this bitch sabotage everything. 1.00

00:53:43.000 And because you're wimps and you're young, you can't take that bitter pill. 1.00

00:53:47.000 So you're taking tiny bites and going, we're still going to vlog.

00:53:50.000 We're still going to share bank accounts.

00:53:53.000 And then he's like, yeah, for now.

00:53:54.000 I mean, he's getting a little more realistic than she is.

00:53:57.000 She thinks everything's going to be great, but he's going to live in the basement.

00:54:02.000 Anything.

00:54:03.000 We're trying not to do it.

00:54:04.000 Does he snore?

00:54:05.000 Is that the issue?

00:54:06.000 I don't know.

00:54:07.000 Maybe we'll be vlogging separately.

00:54:08.000 Oscar is sleeping in another room.

00:54:10.000 Yeah, that's interesting.

00:54:12.000 But I just got back from vacation, so it's actually not that bad.

00:54:14.000 It just feels like, all right, I'm continuing the vacation.

00:54:18.000 Vacation.

00:54:18.000 That's what it is.

00:54:20.000 Take a holiday.

00:54:21.000 First night in the new room.

00:54:23.000 Yeah, downstairs.

00:54:24.000 Is it weird?

00:54:24.000 No, not at all.

00:54:25.000 Like I said, I've been waking up new places the last like, what has it been?

00:54:29.000 Three, four weeks?

00:54:31.000 Just trying to distract you.

00:54:32.000 Who takes a month-long vacation?

00:54:34.000 This might be the issue, too.

00:54:36.000 Is like this vlogging and this constantly not working has rotted their brains.

00:54:43.000 Yeah.

00:54:43.000 I thought we weren't dating.

00:54:45.000 No, I mean like at my mom's house or at the same time.

00:54:47.000 Can I tell you about the funniest conversation I had with you?

00:54:50.000 What?

00:54:51.000 In Florida when we were on the phone.

00:54:53.000 Oh, yeah.

00:54:54.000 I mean, I guess, whatever.

00:54:56.000 Oscar was, he went to a strip club.

00:54:59.000 Can I say that?

00:55:00.000 Yeah, okay.

00:55:01.000 The night before.

00:55:02.000 And then we were talking about it.

00:55:03.000 And I was like, well, did you like get a lap dance or anything?

00:55:05.000 And he's like, no, no, I feel too awkward.

00:55:07.000 So anyways, long story short.

00:55:08.000 I didn't go alone, but.

00:55:10.000 Like, first of all, he has to say, I didn't go alone.

00:55:12.000 Then he must make sure he didn't get a lap dance.

00:55:14.000 It's none of your business.

00:55:15.000 I went to a strip club.

00:55:16.000 Okay? 1.00

00:55:17.000 Fuck you. 1.00

00:55:18.000 And if anyone at home is watching this and these wives have a problem with their husband going to a strip club, you're silly. 1.00

00:55:23.000 You're ridiculous. 1.00

00:55:24.000 Shut up and mind your own business. 1.00

00:55:26.000 Okay? 1.00

00:55:26.000 That's not weird. 1.00

00:55:28.000 It might be a sin for some really upstight, uptight Christians. 1.00

00:55:31.000 But if your wife is jealous of you at a strip club, or even vice versa, women can go to strip clubs. 1.00

00:55:35.000 It's even less sexual in that sense when it's women watching man.

00:55:39.000 They're laughing their heads off the whole time.

00:55:41.000 Can we grow up, please, a little bit?

00:55:43.000 Can we be adults?

00:55:45.000 A very weird part is coming up, folks.

00:55:48.000 I went with a group of friends.

00:55:51.000 Anyways, Tascar went to the strip club.

00:55:54.000 Didn't get a lap dance. 1.00

00:55:55.000 Stupid. 1.00

00:55:56.000 Didn't Venmo mean just as much money as the stripper must have? 1.00

00:56:01.000 Okay, didn't get a lap dance. 1.00

00:56:02.000 Stupid. 1.00

00:56:03.000 So that confirms what I'm saying, is she's mad at him for being a doormat. 1.00

00:56:08.000 She wants him to fuck around. 1.00

00:56:09.000 And not fuck around, but like be a man and get a lap dance and get into trouble and fucking flirt. 1.00

00:56:18.000 But that sentence was the craziest sentence I've heard in a long time. 1.00

00:56:22.000 Not Venmo me the same amount of money he spent on her.

00:56:29.000 What?

00:56:30.000 What did I just hear? 1.00

00:56:32.000 What the fuck is that? 0.99

00:56:33.000 Is that a thing? 1.00

00:56:34.000 First of all, it's ostensibly your wife.

00:56:38.000 I mean, you're not married, but you just told us you share finances.

00:56:41.000 So I've sometimes joked to my wife, like, I'll pay you 20 bucks to go do that, but she can just take 20 bucks out of our bank account whenever she wants. 1.00

00:56:50.000 Who, what couple has to Venmo the other person?

00:56:55.000 What? 0.99

00:56:56.000 What the fuck? 1.00

00:56:57.000 What? 1.00

00:56:58.000 What?

00:56:59.000 Does that sound weird to you, Ryan, as a young person?

00:57:02.000 I'm just thinking, I'm like, this is me, but like with Taco Bell.

00:57:06.000 She'd be like, so he went to Taco Bell, but he didn't buy a chalupa.

00:57:09.000 He could have Venmo'd me the same amount of money he spent at Taco Bell. 1.00

00:57:12.000 But he got cheesy Fiesta potatoes because they're only and you're like, yeah, sorry, so stupid. 1.00

00:57:17.000 It won't happen again. 0.99

00:57:18.000 I did have a coup hub, though.

00:57:20.000 Oh, God.

00:57:21.000 It's true.

00:57:22.000 Do anything but shirt.

00:57:24.000 John, you barely didn't, and how much it was. 1.00

00:57:27.000 You sound like an idiot. 1.00

00:57:29.000 You sound like an idiot. 1.00

00:57:32.000 Just like in all these cuck commercials, too. 1.00

00:57:34.000 This is the culture we're living in now. 1.00

00:57:36.000 My husband's an idiot. 1.00

00:57:39.000 My parents had pretty big fights, and they would get physical sometimes. 1.00

00:57:43.000 I couldn't imagine my mom calling my dad an idiot. 1.00

00:57:45.000 I couldn't imagine my grandmother calling my grandfather an idiot. 1.00

00:57:48.000 Like, she's called him a fucking asshole. 1.00

00:57:50.000 I've even heard them say, why did I marry you? 1.00

00:57:52.000 Why the fuck did you marry? 1.00

00:57:54.000 No, why did you marry me? 1.00

00:57:55.000 Why the fuck did I marry you? 1.00

00:57:56.000 That was the worst I ever heard. 1.00

00:57:57.000 But my mom calling my dad, or even vice versa, my dad wouldn't call her an idiot. 1.00

00:58:01.000 He'd say, och, Lorraine, you've got no idea what you're talking about. 1.00

00:58:05.000 But he never said, you're an idiot, Lorraine, you fucking idiot. 1.00

00:58:10.000 It was only 200 bucks. 1.00

00:58:12.000 Only?

00:58:12.000 What kind of money are you making?

00:58:14.000 Not any because you're not uploading.

00:58:16.000 You got $200, Lorraine.

00:58:17.000 I just found out I was single, okay?

00:58:19.000 I wanted to feel like a bottle.

00:58:21.000 You didn't even get a lap dance, though.

00:58:23.000 Okay, anyways.

00:58:23.000 Robert, go back.

00:58:25.000 So then he was talking about sleeping with girls and how is he going to do that?

00:58:28.000 And I was trying to give him advice on how to sleep with.

00:58:32.000 He got a lap dance, by the way.

00:58:33.000 Yeah, but he's just...

00:58:34.000 Yeah, but he's just... 1.00

00:58:36.000 And he knows in his eyes, he's like, you fucking bitch. 1.00

00:58:40.000 He knows it, but he can't say it because that's what he said. 1.00

00:58:42.000 He wanted to fuck me because I had Coke. 1.00

00:58:44.000 I should have fucked her. 1.00

00:58:44.000 No, I don't think he has the balls to get a lap dance or get Coke or fuck anyone. 1.00

00:58:49.000 Dude, I think he did, but he's not going to admit it because that's more fuel for her. 1.00

00:58:53.000 That's more in her arsenal. 0.99

00:58:56.000 I'm not confident in him.

00:58:59.000 Girls are like, no, when a girl wants to, and I'll. 1.00

00:59:02.000 Oh, my God.

00:59:03.000 And it was the funniest, weirdest conversation.

00:59:06.000 Not that I was even trying to get any, but she was telling me, like, hey, I think you should sleep with someone. 0.96

00:59:10.000 Like, what?

00:59:11.000 First of all, I wouldn't even want to go about this.

00:59:12.000 I think that, like, I don't know, guys, I feel like they just like need that.

00:59:16.000 Like, Oscar and I haven't slept together in some time.

00:59:18.000 It's been like a month, yeah.

00:59:20.000 Two months.

00:59:22.000 Almost, yeah.

00:59:23.000 It's going to be there.

00:59:24.000 You're away with your family, so I understand you're not banging like crazy.

00:59:29.000 And you got four kids, so you're probably exhausted at the end of the day.

00:59:32.000 Is that what this is about? 1.00

00:59:34.000 There's not enough fucking? 1.00

00:59:35.000 You think he skeeve him out or something? 1.00

00:59:37.000 Because he's not fucking you enough? 0.98

00:59:41.000 Whatever this is, it's irrelevant, and they've made it the biggest thing in the world. 1.00

00:59:46.000 They are treating their lives like he's had an affair, he is a pedophile, he murdered someone.

00:59:53.000 That's the level of consequence we're dealing with here. 0.69

00:59:57.000 He's going to prison.

00:59:58.000 But no, it's just a whim. 0.98

01:00:00.000 We haven't fucked in two months. 0.97

01:00:04.000 No pressure. 0.97

01:00:04.000 Dude, that's too much. 0.97

01:00:05.000 TMI.

01:00:06.000 Anywho, she was telling me you need to get it somebody.

01:00:09.000 I was like, I wouldn't even know how to go about that.

01:00:11.000 And she just started giving me tips.

01:00:13.000 Anyways.

01:00:14.000 Oh, my God.

01:00:15.000 So that's where my ring went.

01:00:17.000 And I get to keep the ring because a ring is a gift. 0.99

01:00:20.000 And if he thinks he could take it away from me, he would be without the penis. 0.99

01:00:23.000 I actually hope you keep it for the clothes. 0.99

01:00:25.000 Wait, what would happen?

01:00:26.000 He would be without a place. 1.00

01:00:29.000 He would be without the penis. 1.00

01:00:30.000 I actually hope you keep without a penis. 1.00

01:00:32.000 She'd cut his dick off. 1.00

01:00:34.000 He's an idiot that I'm going to castrate. 1.00

01:00:37.000 I'm going to cut his fucking dick off. 1.00

01:00:40.000 Castrate. 1.00

01:00:40.000 For the gold. 1.00

01:00:41.000 Yeah, I want to wake it.

01:00:43.000 I think you give it to your son.

01:00:44.000 No, I don't want any of the kids to wear the ring or give the ring because I think that's bad luck. 1.00

01:00:50.000 Because the kids are babies, bitch. 1.00

01:00:51.000 It's not a high priority right now. 1.00

01:00:53.000 We didn't give it to you.

01:00:54.000 When we're ever got married, hey.

01:00:56.000 It still is bad luck.

01:00:57.000 So, no, I'm not letting them give it to him.

01:00:59.000 Wait, wait.

01:01:00.000 Did he just say, but if we got married?

01:01:02.000 If we had got married?

01:01:04.000 Oh, so he did want to get married?

01:01:05.000 Or if we got married?

01:01:07.000 Hey.

01:01:07.000 Wait, go back.

01:01:08.000 Give the ring because I think that's bad luck.

01:01:10.000 Because we didn't.

01:01:13.000 It's still his bad married luck.

01:01:14.000 Got married?

01:01:14.000 I couldn't really understand.

01:01:15.000 Or if we got married, hey.

01:01:17.000 Can't tell if he said, if we had got married or if we get married.

01:01:20.000 Either way, it shows that.

01:01:22.000 Yeah, but that's his fault.

01:01:23.000 She was like, I'm not ready.

01:01:25.000 Let's not do it.

01:01:25.000 I want to have money.

01:01:26.000 They always say that.

01:01:28.000 I want to have more money.

01:01:29.000 So I want to make sure that we can have a big wedding I've always wanted. 0.97

01:01:32.000 Okay, then have a shitty wedding and have your big wedding later. 1.00

01:01:35.000 You got to get the wedding out of the way. 0.99

01:01:37.000 You need to get married. 0.82

01:01:38.000 And if she says no, she doesn't mean no.

01:01:41.000 No doesn't mean no.

01:01:43.000 Sorry.

01:01:45.000 So, no, I'm not letting them give it to anybody, but I would like them to just at least like see it or have it or decide what they want to do with it.

01:01:52.000 I like how her ownership of the ring is the only time she has any sense of loyalty and commitment and honor is when it comes to gifts she's been given.

01:02:01.000 Yeah, a gift is a gift. 1.00

01:02:02.000 It's bad luck to cut your dick off if you fuck with any of my gifts. 1.00

01:02:05.000 If you want to fuck with my marriage, go nuts. 1.00

01:02:07.000 Go fuck my husband. 1.00

01:02:09.000 I don't give a shit. 1.00

01:02:11.000 Break it into four pieces. 0.99

01:02:14.000 What happens if I have a fifth kid, though?

01:02:17.000 That's your new guy.

01:02:18.000 If I. Now listen, he says that's your new guys.

01:02:21.000 That's a person's problem, not mine, dude.

01:02:25.000 You having a kid with someone.

01:02:27.000 People always say to me, they go, if you got divorced, would you be able to be friends with your wife's new husband?

01:02:33.000 And I'm like, why would I be friends with two people at the bottom of the East River?

01:02:38.000 What am I going to do?

01:02:39.000 Get on scuba gear and go down there and start going?

01:02:44.000 No.

01:02:47.000 Your new person's problem, not mine, dude. 0.67

01:02:50.000 For me, your new person, dude.

01:02:53.000 Don't call your wife dude.

01:02:55.000 Be, like I said, like, probably the same for a little bit.

01:02:58.000 We don't know.

01:02:59.000 We don't know.

01:03:00.000 We don't know, guys.

01:03:01.000 We're just like here, just living our best class.

01:03:03.000 Dude, we're just two friends living in the same house with four kids.

01:03:07.000 What could go wrong?

01:03:08.000 Right?

01:03:09.000 Oh, God.

01:03:10.000 Everything?

01:03:11.000 Yeah, I guess a lot of things. 0.97

01:03:12.000 But I'm sure that I'm really point cunt.

01:03:16.000 So leave your question quick. 0.65

01:03:17.000 Okay, so that's enough of that.

01:03:19.000 So I've explained to you what's going on here, right?

01:03:23.000 Let's see the next video.

01:03:24.000 What's their life like since the breakup?

01:03:26.000 Good morning, guys.

01:03:27.000 Good morning.

01:03:28.000 Check it out.

01:03:29.000 This is my new sleeping arrangement.

01:03:31.000 And honestly, with everything going on, I've been loving the change of environment.

01:03:35.000 Plus, it is so much quieter down here, so it's way easier to sleep.

01:03:39.000 In fact, it's been a little too easy.

01:03:40.000 I was supposed to wake up with the kids today, and I already hear that they are alive.

01:03:43.000 So let's go make sure they haven't caused too much trouble.

01:03:47.000 Oh, you're in an unfinished basement.

01:03:49.000 I would feel rude if I had a guest stay down there.

01:03:52.000 Good morning.

01:03:53.000 Not the patriarch of the family.

01:03:55.000 Of course I can help you.

01:03:57.000 How are you doing today, beautiful?

01:03:59.000 Good, but I'm kind of sick of cameras, Dad.

01:04:02.000 Good morning, guys.

01:04:03.000 What's up?

01:04:04.000 Levi's chilling.

01:04:05.000 The baby's already out of your bed.

01:04:06.000 Did the baby get dressed up?

01:04:08.000 Hi, monkeys.

01:04:09.000 Wow, though, you guys, my kids are clearly grown up because check it out.

01:04:12.000 The house is actually still really clean.

01:04:16.000 Good job, guys.

01:04:17.000 This is when it's bad to have a positive attitude.

01:04:21.000 Hey, I'm divorced.

01:04:21.000 I'm living in my own unfinished basement.

01:04:24.000 She's having me look after the kids, and it's awesome.

01:04:28.000 Dude, he's got like about to snap energy.

01:04:31.000 Yeah.

01:04:32.000 It really is like before a psychotic break.

01:04:34.000 I'm about to snap.

01:04:35.000 I'm about to break.

01:04:38.000 One step closer to the edge.

01:04:40.000 I'm about to.

01:04:44.000 Yeah.

01:04:44.000 Yeah, Lee was at that age.

01:04:46.000 He's obsessed with games.

01:04:47.000 And you know what?

01:04:48.000 Every boy goes through it, so I'm going to let him go through it.

01:04:49.000 I'm not obsessed with games.

01:04:51.000 I'm obsessed with robot games.

01:04:53.000 That's a good sign.

01:04:54.000 Thank you, Wise.

01:04:54.000 Thanks for specifying, dude.

01:04:56.000 Thanks.

01:04:57.000 In case you're wondering, I am on Kid Duty today.

01:05:00.000 For those of you who may not know, because you don't follow my Instagram, I've been in Florida the last week, so I got a couple days to make up for it.

01:05:07.000 Not sure how Kiera and I are going to split kid days, but for now, this is what we're doing, huh?

01:05:12.000 And Daddy's back, and he's more ready than ever to hang out with you guys.

01:05:15.000 It's been too long.

01:05:16.000 Camera's high quality.

01:05:18.000 Ooh, I know you probably shouldn't, but I think you'll be fine if you do.

01:05:25.000 Yeah.

01:05:27.000 Ooh, good job.

01:05:29.000 Is that enough?

01:05:31.000 There you go.

01:05:31.000 All right, let's put it away now.

01:05:33.000 Good girl.

01:05:35.000 Young people make great parents.

01:05:36.000 They're so much more patient than us.

01:05:38.000 That's my girl.

01:05:39.000 And open-minded and energetic.

01:05:42.000 That's why it's good to have kids young. 1.00

01:05:44.000 Of course, you don't want to have kids with a lunatic if you're a pussy. 1.00

01:05:48.000 Not a great combo. 1.00

01:05:49.000 You were worse than when we were in a relationship.

01:05:51.000 So don't really want to find out right now.

01:05:52.000 I'm trying to keep the peace, huh?

01:05:54.000 Let's keep the peace.

01:05:55.000 Are you trying to feed me?

01:05:57.000 Okay, so that's enough of that video.

01:05:59.000 And now, let's check out what they did the other day.

01:06:02.000 The title of this is, this isn't a date, but it was still fun.

01:06:07.000 What did she say in the breakup?

01:06:08.000 I can't be your adrenaline junkie.

01:06:11.000 I don't share your adrenaline rush.

01:06:13.000 Basically, I don't want to go snowboarding with you.

01:06:15.000 I don't like snowboarding.

01:06:16.000 And what does she come up with?

01:06:17.000 Hey, let's go snowboarding.

01:06:19.000 You know what this means? 1.00

01:06:20.000 I'm a stupid bitch. 1.00

01:06:22.000 Don't listen to me. 1.00

01:06:24.000 Make me go snowboarding with you. 0.99

01:06:27.000 Stop being a doormat. 0.89

01:06:29.000 Everything up to slap me around is really what she's saying here. 0.98

01:06:33.000 Metaphorically slap me around.

01:06:35.000 Keep me in check.

01:06:37.000 Maybe she would like the odd slap.

01:06:39.000 I don't know.

01:06:41.000 Good morning.

01:06:42.000 Check out where I'm at and you won't believe who's with me.

01:06:46.000 Hello there, stranger.

01:06:48.000 How you been?

01:06:49.000 Oh my God.

01:06:50.000 I've been so good.

01:06:51.000 I'm like going through a manic episode or something, but it's fine.

01:06:55.000 She's stressing out right now, which is crazy because we're out here, obviously, on the mountain, getting ready to snowboard.

01:07:00.000 What does he see?

01:07:00.000 What we're doing, where we are.

01:07:02.000 So she's stressing out.

01:07:03.000 By the way, you know what I noticed?

01:07:04.000 I looked for his Instagram.

01:07:06.000 So he can plug the Instagram with a little picture, but it's not in the description.

01:07:11.000 It's only Kyrie.

01:07:14.000 Hers.

01:07:14.000 Yeah.

01:07:15.000 That's hilarious.

01:07:15.000 Which, I mean, it's okay if a woman is domineering.

01:07:18.000 You just don't allow it.

01:07:20.000 Like, a woman can want to make it impossible for you to advertise your Instagram. 1.00

01:07:24.000 You just say no.

01:07:26.000 Just say no.

01:07:27.000 When women say no, it doesn't mean no. 0.99

01:07:28.000 When men say no, it should mean no. 1.00

01:07:32.000 Over her own idea.

01:07:33.000 Well, it would sound like a good idea until there was a mountain in front of me and I'm like, I don't know.

01:07:38.000 Remember the touching of the face thing?

01:07:40.000 I did bring her to a smaller mountain and there is a lot of people.

01:07:42.000 We saw that with the lesbian teacher who kept saying, I misgendered someone, you guys.

01:07:47.000 It's like a form of insecurity and self-obsession.

01:07:50.000 It's like a security blanket on your face.

01:07:54.000 Can I just say a side note?

01:07:55.000 It's getting to the point in my life with all these transitions and changes that when somebody looks at us when we're vlogging, I just want to shove their head into the snow.

01:08:02.000 Ooh, me.

01:08:02.000 That's your negativity showing.

01:08:04.000 Let's put that away.

01:08:06.000 Anywho, let's get ready.

01:08:08.000 It's getting cold and we gotta get dressed up to go riding.

01:08:11.000 Oh, by the way.

01:08:13.000 Last year he started shredding it.

01:08:14.000 I'm hoping he cares about the kids. 1.00

01:08:22.000 Yeah, my mommy and daddy are back together again because my daddy finally stopped listening to this stupid bitch and all her ridiculous whims. 1.00

01:08:28.000 And she finally realized that the crazy shit she comes up with makes absolutely no sense and she doesn't even mean it herself. 1.00

01:08:35.000 There's a lesson for you here, ladies and gentlemen. 0.99

01:08:38.000 Ladies are erratic and they're not good at power, so don't give them the reins. 1.00

01:08:43.000 Don't let ladies drive the boat or your boat will crash. 1.00

01:08:46.000 You're the captain.

01:08:48.000 Keep it on course.

01:09:08.000 Hell yeah.

01:09:14.000 Well, that ate up a lot of time, didn't it?

01:09:16.000 Sure did.

01:09:17.000 But the reason I did that is because it affects us all. 0.99

01:09:21.000 It affects you in your silly little dating relationship. 0.93

01:09:25.000 As a young person, it affects you in your old marriage.

01:09:28.000 And for us old-timers, like 67-year-olds, it affects you in that these are what your children, your grandchildren are doing.

01:09:36.000 And they're laughing as they get dumped and their children get abused.

01:09:41.000 Abused.

01:09:42.000 I shouldn't get abused, Scene.

01:09:45.000 All right, let's do the mailbag.

01:09:47.000 Hell yeah. 1.00

01:09:51.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad. 1.00

01:09:56.000 Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag. 1.00

01:10:02.000 Let me touch it.

01:10:03.000 Now, I know you guys are still wondering about my hemorrhoid and how things are going, and I appreciate that.

01:10:10.000 But I was using some old Preparation H that I found in the kid's drawer from literally years ago. 0.98

01:10:18.000 And then I went to CBS and I bought new shit. 0.97

01:10:21.000 And it could be psychosomatic, but I feel like this new cream is more effective. 0.99

01:10:28.000 I think the old Prep H may have expired.

01:10:31.000 And I used to not believe in that whole idea of medication expiring. 0.98

01:10:34.000 It sounded like bullshit. 0.96

01:10:35.000 But maybe it is true. 0.99

01:10:38.000 Or maybe it's because my Roid is now, you know, not as intense as it was on Monday because it's Tuesday.

01:10:48.000 I should probably take a picture of it and show everyone.

01:10:51.000 No, that's fine.

01:10:55.000 Unturned Stone Alert.

01:10:56.000 I was looking for this tweet about Patton Oswalt.

01:11:00.000 Pretty weird that Patton Oswalt would apologize for being friends with Dave Chappelle, but wouldn't apologize for murdering his wife.

01:11:08.000 Allegedly.

01:11:11.000 Watch.

01:11:12.000 Apache engage insurgents hiding in a building with two Hellfire missiles. 0.99

01:11:17.000 We are being warned here that you may ejaculate. 0.99

01:11:20.000 So, gentlemen, if you can get into your bathroom or your wife, the bathroom your wife uses, and get always with wings and wrap them around the front of Your penis in a conical shape like a Klansman, and then you can watch this. 0.99

01:11:41.000 Wow, we've got a thing in a thing in the fire from inside the window over that building. 0.98

01:12:03.000 Make sure you can identify where the techniques are looking.

01:12:08.000 Rogers, we're gonna be inbound here with 30 bike mics.

01:12:14.000 This is my only concern with the Uyghurs, is they're not doing this good of a job. 1.00

01:12:25.000 I didn't get it.

01:12:26.000 You shoot a machine gun and then everything blows up.

01:12:30.000 Is each bullet a bomb? 1.00

01:12:32.000 Am I stupid? 1.00

01:12:33.000 It's like the shooting propane pants? 1.00

01:12:40.000 Yeah, Roger.

01:12:41.000 I'd appreciate if you put a hellfire directly in that same building that they were taking contact from.

01:12:47.000 It blowed up real good.

01:12:49.000 Remember that from SCTV?

01:12:50.000 No, you're too young.

01:12:53.000 So it's called the Hellfire.

01:12:55.000 Does it like shoot out and give him a big hug, maybe? 0.95

01:13:06.000 Okay, blow them up. 0.81

01:13:08.000 I hate to say it's boring watching people being incinerated, but let's get to the blowing up part. 1.00

01:13:13.000 Fuck. 1.00

01:13:14.000 There we go. 1.00

01:13:14.000 Finally. 1.00

01:13:16.000 That took you so long to kill those wiggers. 1.00

01:13:23.000 Okay, uneventful, sir. 0.78

01:13:25.000 Sir Gavilot and the Gruel Eater.

01:13:27.000 This was one of Ryan's biggest failures, being completely unemotive while Gavin delivered the funniest concept ever.

01:13:33.000 Believe me, I've been there, folks, but let's see another example of Ryan failing miserably.

01:13:38.000 So she goes, I was joking around saying, what if you die and you go to heaven and Jesus is there and you don't know what to say?

01:13:47.000 This is the son of God.

01:13:49.000 You're freaked out and you go, hi.

01:13:56.000 And then he goes, hello.

01:13:59.000 So we thought that was funny.

01:14:00.000 And then my daughter goes, wouldn't it be funny if he was just the weirdest looking dude you've ever seen?

01:14:06.000 Like he didn't look like any of the pictures.

01:14:08.000 He had little eyes.

01:14:11.000 Like little small eyes, little dot eyes.

01:14:14.000 Sort of like you'll see in the video tonight, the Austin guy who has a black wife and he got shot, killed for starting a fight with an AK in his hand.

01:14:23.000 An AR-15, sorry.

01:14:25.000 So he's got little pin eyes, but really big eyelashes.

01:14:28.000 And his head is kind of light bulb shaped, like it's really big in the top.

01:14:33.000 And he has a weird, creepy voice, like, hi, how are you?

01:14:37.000 No, no, not that much, but just like, hey, how are you?

01:14:40.000 And he has tiny hands, the littlest hands you've ever seen.

01:14:45.000 And you're in heaven.

01:14:47.000 It's awesome, by the way.

01:14:48.000 You're flying around.

01:14:49.000 Everyone's cool.

01:14:50.000 And they go, so you've met the Messiah?

01:14:52.000 And you go, yeah.

01:14:53.000 I love it here, by the way.

01:14:54.000 I love it here.

01:14:58.000 But is anyone a little sketched out by Jesus?

01:15:02.000 And they all go, you mean the best guy ever in the history of the world?

01:15:08.000 And you go, yeah, I guess.

01:15:11.000 I just find him a tiny bit creepy.

01:15:14.000 Why aren't you laughing?

01:15:17.000 You don't think that's a funny idea?

01:15:18.000 I can't laugh at our Lord.

01:15:19.000 No, I'm with it.

01:15:20.000 I'm not LOLing, but it is funny.

01:15:21.000 It's a funny concept.

01:15:22.000 Well, it's all in the production and how you make him.

01:15:25.000 Right, right.

01:15:26.000 Let me down again.

01:15:28.000 I just.

01:15:30.000 It's hard to laugh at Jesus.

01:15:31.000 You say Jesus Christ is a swear word all the time.

01:15:35.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:15:36.000 I got to stop that.

01:15:37.000 That's nice. 1.00

01:15:38.000 So you're just a liar. 1.00

01:15:39.000 You just constantly lie. 0.99

01:15:40.000 I don't say he looks weird or anything.

01:15:42.000 We didn't say he looks weird.

01:15:44.000 I think the fact that people all over the world, Jews included, say Jesus Christ when something happens or they bump their toe or something, it just shows his universal monumentaltude. 0.98

01:15:56.000 Shut up, Jesus. 0.91

01:15:57.000 Oh, there, I just said it. 1.00

01:15:58.000 You just said it.

01:15:59.000 Someone sent us a book called The Aristocracy of Talent, How Meritocracy Made the Modern World by Adrian Woolridge.

01:16:09.000 This unique and fascinating history explains why the blame now being piled on meritocracy for many social ills is misplaced and that assigning responsibilities to the people best able to discharge them really is better than the time-honored customs of corruption,

01:16:24.000 patronage, nepotism, and hereditary castes.

01:16:30.000 Woolridge upends many common assumptions and provides an indispensable backstory to this fraught and pressing issue.

01:16:38.000 Oh, so he's saying, he's not saying that aristocrats are talented.

01:16:41.000 He's saying that talent is an aristocracy in and of itself, and we should support that above everything else.

01:16:48.000 Way to copy me, dude.

01:16:49.000 It came out in 2021.

01:16:52.000 What a gip.

01:16:58.000 Oh, Jesus H. There I did it again.

01:17:03.000 I did it again.

01:17:06.000 Is this the nitty?

01:17:12.000 Hey, Gavinator, just wanted you to check out the comments under this CNN tweet about the Pope criticizing people who opt to be pet parents instead of actual parents.

01:17:20.000 I was surprised to see the sheer volume of defensive comments.

01:17:23.000 Well, it's also Twitter, right? 0.99

01:17:25.000 These people are sick. 1.00

01:17:26.000 They are brainwashed into collapsing our civilization. 1.00

01:17:28.000 They literally cheer for our nation's destruction and only act defensive of anything when someone criticizes their self-indulgence, overconsumption, or POC pets. 1.00

01:17:41.000 So this quote that the Pope said totally went over everyone's head, including Ricky Gervais.

01:17:48.000 All he said was, he wasn't saying don't have pets.

01:17:52.000 He was saying, don't have pets instead of kids.

01:17:57.000 Oh, yeah, look at all the money you make.

01:17:59.000 By the way, Mr. Krabs is one of the saddest, non-dynamic characters.

01:18:04.000 He's to be pitied in the show.

01:18:06.000 So proving the opposite point.

01:18:10.000 Can someone who does not want kids explain their desire to have kids to me?

01:18:13.000 Can someone who does not want kids...

01:18:15.000 Or a cute cat.

01:18:16.000 Look at that. 1.00

01:18:17.000 You could have a fucking cat. 1.00

01:18:20.000 Oh, great. 1.00

01:18:21.000 Look at this sentence.

01:18:22.000 Can someone who does not want kids explain their desire to have kids to me?

01:18:27.000 Well, obviously you don't desire to have kids if you're someone who doesn't want to have kids.

01:18:31.000 I personally have never felt once a desire to procreate.

01:18:34.000 I'd be really interested, blah, blah, blah.

01:18:35.000 I didn't want kids, then I had one, still don't want them, but she needs a sibling, so I'm thinking about having another one for her.

01:18:41.000 Also been told I'm good at being a mom and pregnancy was easy for me, so it couldn't hurt to have just one more.

01:18:46.000 These people sound like droids. 0.95

01:18:49.000 I'd highly discourage you from that line of thinking.

01:18:54.000 What happens if pregnancy number two and baby two aren't as easy as the first?

01:18:59.000 I'm an only child that would have hated having a sibling.

01:19:02.000 Why?

01:19:02.000 As long as they have a social network, blah, blah, blah.

01:19:05.000 Don't wear yourself out for something that will come naturally.

01:19:07.000 Nobody needs a sibling.

01:19:08.000 I needed a sibling.

01:19:09.000 I finally got one when I was 14.

01:19:12.000 Way too late.

01:19:18.000 Rolling on the floor laughing.

01:19:20.000 No.

01:19:21.000 Humanity has lost its mind.

01:19:22.000 Our world is on fire.

01:19:23.000 And you want us to bring kids into this world?

01:19:25.000 For what?

01:19:26.000 For them to watch it burn with little hope of a future?

01:19:30.000 Not having children is quite the opposite of selfish.

01:19:33.000 Sparing them suffering they don't deserve.

01:19:36.000 That person's name, by the way, is Get Vaccinated. 0.99

01:19:41.000 Sick.

01:19:42.000 Yeah, this whole like, don't bring kids into the world, it's a horrible world. 0.98

01:19:46.000 We have homeless kids in the Philippines.

01:19:49.000 Churches don't care about these kids. 0.99

01:19:51.000 Really?

01:19:51.000 Why is it then that Christians and religious people donate so much more to charity than atheists?

01:19:57.000 Why is it right-wing groups are so much more generous when it comes to charity than left-wing groups?

01:20:07.000 Blah, blah, blah. 0.96

01:20:08.000 Get your rosaries off my ovaries. 1.00

01:20:12.000 Yeah, everyone took this as an attack on pets. 0.72

01:20:15.000 When does the bunny start talking at what age?

01:20:17.000 And start walking around.

01:20:18.000 How many people have told you?

01:20:19.000 You know, having a dog is, for me, it's like having a kid.

01:20:22.000 I got to make sure they're healthy.

01:20:24.000 Now, what school are they going to go to? 0.98

01:20:28.000 Are you worried that one of them might be gay? 0.91

01:20:31.000 This guy says, nah, I think we're good. 0.97

01:20:33.000 Meanwhile, Elon Musk, he's a smarty pants.

01:20:37.000 Okay, so you think we're good.

01:20:38.000 So we're at $7.9 billion.

01:20:39.000 So you don't want to add to that because that would be too many?

01:20:44.000 So what percentage is, say, two or three of 7.9 billion?

01:20:49.000 It's pretty small.

01:20:51.000 There's a lot of zeros to that right.

01:20:56.000 And by the way, it's quality, not quantity.

01:20:59.000 Here in the West, we're not breeding.

01:21:02.000 Yes, third world countries are breeding, but they're not birthing their best. 1.00

01:21:08.000 Boy, that's a very racist and misogynist and xenophobic episode.

01:21:13.000 This popped in my DMs.

01:21:17.000 Is it Sam Harris or Sam Tripoli? 0.99

01:21:19.000 He's got a fucking Gavo Stikorino. 0.99

01:21:23.000 Who's Sam Tripoli again? 0.99

01:21:25.000 Get back.

01:21:27.000 It's Sam Triple?

01:21:29.000 I'm sure he'd be insulted if he knew I said that.

01:21:31.000 You know what's exciting?

01:21:32.000 Tomorrow, Matt Walsh is going to be on Dr. Phil.

01:21:36.000 Wow.

01:21:37.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:21:39.000 With a bunch of fucking trannies on. 1.00

01:21:46.000 Sam Triple. 1.00

01:21:47.000 Sam Triple.

01:21:47.000 I know him.

01:21:48.000 He's a stand-up comedian.

01:21:51.000 He does some conspiracy stuff, works very closely with Brian Callan, he's got there.

01:21:57.000 Eric Shafir.

01:21:58.000 Eddie Bravo.

01:22:00.000 Okay, get me on your show then, Sam.

01:22:02.000 If you love me so much.

01:22:04.000 Yeah.

01:22:05.000 Give me some attention. 0.87

01:22:07.000 Stop being selfish, bear. 0.98

01:22:10.000 Give Nazis a voice. 0.98

01:22:13.000 A platform.

01:22:14.000 That's the thing.

01:22:15.000 I don't give Nazis a platform.

01:22:17.000 To dance.

01:22:21.000 Teenage jobs, Scav.

01:22:22.000 I don't recall you mentioning this recently, but maybe you can talk about the major decline in teenage jobs available.

01:22:27.000 When I was a kid, I had to have a job by 16.

01:22:29.000 That was my dad's rule.

01:22:30.000 And 16 was probably elderly in terms of workforce in my dad's eyes.

01:22:34.000 Fast forward to when my kids became teenagers.

01:22:36.000 As each of my kids turned 16, it became increasingly difficult for them to find a place that would hire them before they turned 18.

01:22:43.000 Retail was one of the desired places to work because they could get discounted rates on clothing and shoes.

01:22:48.000 But no, you had to be 18 to apply.

01:22:50.000 Yeah, I tried to get my daughter a job at the gap, and they said you had to be like, I can't remember, 19 or something.

01:22:58.000 You're just selling pants. 0.98

01:23:00.000 Here's another reason that teenagers are having a hard time finding employment.

01:23:03.000 Immigration, yes.

01:23:04.000 Whether it be leap.

01:23:05.000 But why are the places making it so hard for young people?

01:23:10.000 You know what I mean?

01:23:11.000 Like, why doesn't the gap say 14, 15, 16?

01:23:17.000 My daughter got a job last summer when she was 14.

01:23:24.000 But yeah, we got to get these kids jobs.

01:23:28.000 We are in the thick of it in Southern California next to the Mexican borders.

01:23:31.000 Immigrants are taking teenage jobs, making careers out of those stepping stone jobs and pushing for higher wages. 0.99

01:23:36.000 Yeah, that's another good point.

01:23:37.000 I never thought of.

01:23:38.000 When you're 17 and you're cleaning pools and mowing lawns, you don't really complain that you're making $40 a day.

01:23:44.000 If you're a Mexican father of five, that's not enough to pay the bills.

01:23:49.000 So you start bitching. 1.00

01:23:51.000 They always say that Mexicans come in here and they do the jobs Americans want to.

01:23:55.000 And then my retort used to be, well, they do the jobs Americans want to for five bucks an hour.

01:23:59.000 But I've been to Home Depot.

01:24:01.000 I've talked to the illegals there.

01:24:03.000 They will not look at you.

01:24:05.000 They will not get in the van for under 20 bucks an hour.

01:24:12.000 Gavin on yoga pants. 1.00

01:24:14.000 Gavin in this episode of GML from three years ago, you reel against some fat ass and complain her labia is in your face. 1.00

01:24:19.000 Do you still have the same opinions on yoga pants? 0.99

01:24:21.000 I happen to agree.

01:24:22.000 They're hoey, and just because they're socially accepted doesn't mean they should be the only thing in women's closets. 1.00

01:24:27.000 Ryan skipped a 1015.

01:24:29.000 I'm on Spotify.

01:24:31.000 Way too big for her body. 0.76

01:24:32.000 Of course she's wearing yoga pants, so I can see her labia. 0.99

01:24:36.000 Oh, these are a free thing. 0.92

01:24:39.000 But I'm even getting a little tired of seeing you naked with just different colored legs. 0.99

01:24:44.000 Like it's, there's nothing not nude about you except the color. 0.99

01:24:48.000 I can see your labia. 1.00

01:24:49.000 I can see your butt crack. 1.00

01:24:51.000 I can see every contour. 0.99

01:24:52.000 The only thing I can't see are cellulite and zits.

01:24:56.000 I like more things I don't want to see. 0.60

01:24:58.000 But it's a woman walking around nude. 1.00

01:25:00.000 Yeah.

01:25:02.000 So sometimes it's like, think of it as lingerie.

01:25:04.000 Sometimes I want to see women walking around in lingerie. 1.00

01:25:08.000 But it's not a good want to have.

01:25:10.000 I'm sure some have already made this observation, but when you type in OK on an iPhone, the supposed white-powered dog whistle is suggested as an emoji substitute.

01:25:20.000 Yeah, when I typed it out the other day and mine was black.

01:25:23.000 I don't remember setting it to black, but maybe I did. 0.99

01:25:26.000 It seems like an accidental tell that the outrage over that gesture is all bullshit. 0.95

01:25:31.000 Not only does the emoji exist, but they're acknowledging that it just means okay. 0.98

01:25:36.000 Yeah, good point.

01:25:36.000 It'd be great if my sidekick could pull up this image at some point this century.

01:25:42.000 There we go.

01:25:44.000 I love these kind of things, by the way.

01:25:46.000 These little tells. 0.98

01:25:49.000 Like that dumb rapper who was on a show and they say, why don't you wear a mask? 1.00

01:25:53.000 And he goes, because you can smell a fart in a mask. 1.00

01:25:55.000 And if you can smell a fart, it doesn't work. 1.00

01:25:57.000 And everyone went, what a moron. 1.00

01:26:00.000 Rapper thinks COVID transmitted by farts. 1.00

01:26:02.000 Yeah.

01:26:03.000 No, he's right.

01:26:05.000 And here's the other thing about farts, too.

01:26:07.000 When you fart, a lot of us are wearing jeans, right?

01:26:09.000 So it goes through your cotton Haines underpants.

01:26:12.000 Oh, by the way, someone was asking us what underpants they should buy.

01:26:16.000 I recommend these.

01:26:21.000 Just your basic Hanes. 0.97

01:26:22.000 You got to yell a little more.

01:26:24.000 What?

01:26:25.000 You got to talk a little louder because the...

01:26:27.000 Oh.

01:26:27.000 Yeah, just basic Haines.

01:26:29.000 That's what men wear.

01:26:30.000 I like briefs, too.

01:26:31.000 And at the gym, you know what I wear?

01:26:33.000 I look like John Travolta in Greece when he's running around the track.

01:26:36.000 I just have Chucks on, gray shorts, white t-shirt.

01:26:39.000 That's the way it should be.

01:26:41.000 The way Phys Ed was in the 50s.

01:26:42.000 I've been getting into these. 0.98

01:26:44.000 Yeah, that's gay. 1.00

01:26:45.000 They're stupid. 1.00

01:26:46.000 But I do it on purpose. 1.00

01:26:47.000 It's the most treacherous type of pants a man could wear.

01:26:50.000 Who are you doing it to?

01:26:51.000 Your wife?

01:26:52.000 Just to me, just so I know that there's like something really tacky happening under my clothes.

01:26:58.000 Why would you put hide?

01:27:00.000 Why would you have something just an inside joke with you and your underpants?

01:27:04.000 It's just like so tacky and like hood.

01:27:07.000 I used to say that you come up with excuses and you can't take blame. 0.99

01:27:11.000 Now I just think you're a liar. 0.99

01:27:13.000 Well, I bought them for you. 1.00

01:27:14.000 You lie all the time.

01:27:15.000 You might be lying to yourself, but this is a lie.

01:27:17.000 Then why do I wear them?

01:27:19.000 What's your...

01:27:20.000 You think they look kind of cool?

01:27:22.000 No, they don't. 0.99

01:27:24.000 It's like it's representative of trash hip-hop culture. 0.98

01:27:28.000 But I just think it's funny. 0.95

01:27:30.000 It's just funny.

01:27:31.000 And they're very comfortable.

01:27:32.000 I bought you a pair.

01:27:33.000 Oh, and they're very comfortable.

01:27:35.000 I wouldn't wear them if they're not comfortable.

01:27:37.000 Who wears a joke if it's not comfortable?

01:27:39.000 Like if it's going to not be comfortable.

01:27:41.000 But I bought you a pair of the beer ones.

01:27:43.000 And I was like, let me see what these are about.

01:27:45.000 They're still in the rack.

01:27:46.000 They're good. 0.99

01:27:48.000 But I think, like, the guys in my gym, they wear these fucking tights now. 0.99

01:27:51.000 Leggings are not just for ladies anymore. 1.00

01:27:54.000 And I said to the owner privately later, I go, the fuck's with all these fucking tights? 1.00

01:27:59.000 Like, combat pattern tights? 1.00

01:28:01.000 Are you embarrassed of your leg hairs?

01:28:03.000 Are you cold?

01:28:04.000 Well, then, why are you wearing a sleeveless tank top if you're cold?

01:28:08.000 And he goes, yeah, I don't know.

01:28:09.000 I don't like it either. 1.00

01:28:10.000 He goes, I think it started with fucking football. 0.99

01:28:14.000 Football players started wearing them, and now everyone has to wear them. 1.00

01:28:17.000 It looks so gay in every sense of the word. 1.00

01:28:22.000 Oh, that was funny, too, with that Josh Whedon guy. 0.97

01:28:24.000 He's talking about that black guy, Ray Finish.

01:28:27.000 What was his name?

01:28:28.000 Fisher?

01:28:28.000 And he goes, the guy was just a bad actor in both senses of the word.

01:28:35.000 That's the way you got to handle this shit, people. 1.00

01:28:37.000 Fight back like Barstool Sports Dude did when he got his Me Too moment. 1.00

01:28:42.000 He said, my lawyers told me not to do this, but fuck it. 0.99

01:28:44.000 Here's what happened. 1.00

01:28:45.000 She's a bitch. 1.00

01:28:46.000 I hated her. 1.00

01:28:46.000 She slept on the couch. 1.00

01:28:47.000 The other girl's lying.

01:28:49.000 And the other girl doesn't even exist.

01:28:53.000 You'll notice that died, by the way.

01:28:56.000 Oh, I sent a letter to Stanford U, who did that Proud Boys thing.

01:29:03.000 Do you remember that?

01:29:04.000 Yep.

01:29:05.000 So that arrived yesterday.

01:29:08.000 Including Elizabeth Yates, who is Radical and Disengagement, RAD, researcher at the University of Maryland.

01:29:18.000 Dr. Elizabeth Yates, she looks like she's about 25, is a senior researcher on the domestic radicalization team at START. 0.98

01:29:26.000 She works primarily on the suite of data sets associated with PIRIS, and that is profiles of individual radicalization in the United States, and BIAS, which is an acronym, BIAS Incidents and Actor Study, with a special focus,

01:29:43.000 they always have this special focus, on far-right violence, extremism, and hate crimes.

01:29:48.000 So the beauty of saying far-right violence is they don't have to examine blacks or Muslims behaving badly.

01:29:54.000 They can focus on whites and not break any rules. 0.95

01:29:58.000 So she got a letter yesterday.

01:30:01.000 And if there's any Proud Boys out there, I'm going to start attacking these people.

01:30:09.000 So don't send me an article from like a year ago where they called Proud Boys white supremacists or something.

01:30:17.000 Have you pulled up the study yet?

01:30:19.000 No, what's that?

01:30:21.000 What do you mean, what's that?

01:30:22.000 I'm confused on what to look up here.

01:30:24.000 Elizabeth Yates?

01:30:28.000 The Stanford study, Proud Boys Crimes, start.umd.

01:30:35.000 The study is called Proud Boys Crimes and Characteristics.

01:30:38.000 Yep.

01:30:41.000 So if something new comes out, because you've got to remember when attacking these people and demanding a retraction, when they publish an article that says Proud Boys Have Ties to White Nationalism, 98% of the people who read that are reading it within the first hour or two it's published.

01:30:55.000 And then you get a retraction that 2% of the people see.

01:30:59.000 Not as Effective.

01:31:03.000 You got to get these guys the second it happens.

01:31:06.000 In fact, the letter should be pre-written, and then you can just sub in the quote and the publication.

01:31:14.000 All right.

01:31:15.000 So you got that up yet?

01:31:16.000 Did you pull it up?

01:31:18.000 I can't find it now.

01:31:19.000 Hold on. 1.00

01:31:20.000 Holy fuck, Ryan. 1.00

01:31:21.000 We really got to get my computer on this thing. 1.00

01:31:26.000 It's really simple.

01:31:28.000 Start.umd.edu.

01:31:31.000 Research brief.

01:31:32.000 Proud boys, crimes, and characteristics.

01:31:34.000 You're killing the show. 0.77

01:31:35.000 You're putting me in a bad mood.

01:31:37.000 There we go.

01:31:39.000 Now, what's amazing about this is if you go down to criminal charge, you see murder, attempted murder, two. 0.99

01:31:48.000 What the fuck are you talking about? 0.99

01:31:53.000 There it is. 1.00

01:31:53.000 Murder, attempted murder, two. 1.00

01:31:56.000 And then they have pre-planned violence.

01:32:02.000 Wait, maybe they're talking about...

01:32:05.000 The only two I could think of is Tiny being attempted murdered and then the Jay Bishop getting shot.

01:32:13.000 Right. 0.99

01:32:13.000 So that is a Proud Boys-related death in that a Proud Boy was next to him as he was shot in the fucking head by Antifa. 0.99

01:32:22.000 But she talks about planned violence. 0.99

01:32:27.000 Let me see if I can dig that up.

01:32:30.000 Pre-med.

01:32:33.000 Yeah.

01:32:34.000 Characteristics of the crimes.

01:32:35.000 This is on page one.

01:32:36.000 Proud boy's defendants plotted eight premeditated violent attacks, two of which were successful.

01:32:45.000 It's right at the top there, Ryan.

01:32:47.000 Characteristics of the crimes go down.

01:32:50.000 There.

01:32:51.000 It's the last bullet point.

01:32:52.000 No, the first bullet point.

01:32:54.000 Eight premeditated violent attacks. 1.00

01:32:57.000 The fuck? 1.00

01:32:58.000 So you're saying, and this is great for my case, because it's one thing to say on a talk show, I think they premeditate attacks. 1.00

01:33:07.000 It's like, oh, people are just shooting the shit. 0.99

01:33:08.000 This is a data chart with pie charts. 1.00

01:33:12.000 So when you call someone a white supremacist and it's surrounded by pie charts, it has a much different impact.

01:33:18.000 And to say they premeditated violent attacks?

01:33:22.000 What are you talking about, Elizabeth Yates?

01:33:25.000 God, I wanted to call her so bad.

01:33:28.000 But that's not how the law, smart law works. 1.00

01:33:36.000 You don't run down there and fuck all those cows. 0.99

01:33:40.000 How does the joke go in the Sopranos? 1.00

01:33:42.000 The two bulls are at the top of the hill, and the father, the son bull says to his father, let's run down there and fuck one of those cows. 0.99

01:33:49.000 And the bull says, calm down. 1.00

01:33:51.000 Let's walk down there and fuck all of them. 1.00

01:33:56.000 Hey, Gavroyd and Nurse Ryan, check out this video. 1.00

01:34:03.000 You could have done it.

01:34:04.000 You had to swing like Joe D. 250. 0.94

01:34:15.000 He does a whole lot of money.

01:34:45.000 I told you that.

01:34:48.000 Anyway, check this video out.

01:34:50.000 I can't believe this adult has a driver's license, much less any responsibilities in Congress.

01:34:54.000 Love and kisses.

01:34:56.000 Why do we have so many female fans? 1.00

01:34:58.000 Half these letters have been from Broads.

01:35:00.000 Don't they know was sexist? 1.00

01:35:03.000 The fuck? 1.00

01:35:04.000 Won't one of you bitches dump me? 1.00

01:35:06.000 There is no reason to repeat bad history, says Eleanor Holmes Norton, a former ACLU assistant legal director. 1.00

01:35:15.000 Whoa! 0.71

01:35:16.000 What a pedigree.

01:35:17.000 You used to be an assistant legal director?

01:35:20.000 Wow, what did you do?

01:35:22.000 Pull some files out for your boss?

01:35:24.000 Repeat bald history, maybe?

01:35:26.000 There's a typo.

01:35:27.000 So what is this video?

01:35:28.000 Let's click the top link first.

01:35:33.000 And it is.

01:35:33.000 Oh, they're the same link.

01:35:35.000 Speaker Pelosi, seriously considering this person serve as the chairwoman of the Transportation Committee. 0.98

01:35:42.000 That is fucking amazing. 0.96

01:35:45.000 This should have been the final video. 0.99

01:35:47.000 So that's her.

01:35:50.000 She shouldn't have a driver's license.

01:35:56.000 Just get out and let the man drive.

01:36:00.000 I don't think he has room to get in.

01:36:04.000 Yeah, she just goes out back and then closes the door. 1.00

01:36:10.000 There we go.

01:36:14.000 That's kind of an old...

01:36:14.000 I think I remember seeing this a long time ago.

01:36:17.000 Jan 17th?

01:36:18.000 No, it's new. 1.00

01:36:20.000 What a pathetic imbecile. 1.00

01:36:23.000 And your parking says a lot about you, doesn't it? 1.00

01:36:26.000 She doesn't even get the concept of diagonal parking. 0.81

01:36:29.000 Did you show it?

01:36:31.000 Yeah.

01:36:31.000 She doesn't get the concept.

01:36:33.000 She just goes, there's a space.

01:36:35.000 I should be perpendicular.

01:36:39.000 All right, let's get to the final vid.

01:36:56.000 Now, every red-blooded American male wants to knock someone out. 1.00

01:37:01.000 If you are a piece of shit, then you go knock out an old lady, an old man, an old Asian, shove them down the stairs. 1.00

01:37:10.000 No, that's not how the instinct works, my friend. 1.00

01:37:13.000 The compulsion to want to knock someone out is to knock out a bad man. 0.96

01:37:16.000 Someone hurting a kid or raping a woman. 0.99

01:37:19.000 That's where the compulsion comes from. 1.00

01:37:21.000 So if you act on it by beating up some old Asian lady, you're a retard. 1.00

01:37:24.000 However, if there are two drunks trashing your restaurant, Perfect opportunity, and here's the best thing about drunks. 0.99

01:37:32.000 They knock out really easy.

01:37:35.000 You don't need the perfect punch.

01:37:37.000 Their bodies are already dying to go to sleep.

01:37:40.000 So all you have to do is just hit them on the button and wish them good night.

01:37:45.000 So these guys are...

01:37:46.000 And the beauty of this scene too is not only are they trashing the restaurant, but they're taking advantage of young women. 0.99

01:37:51.000 Asian women in this case. 1.00

01:37:53.000 And being good at it, if you will.

01:37:55.000 Win-win.

01:38:00.000 That could have done serious, expensive damage.

01:38:03.000 Broke a window, that's $1,500.

01:38:06.000 Women are scared. 1.00

01:38:07.000 She doesn't know what to do.

01:38:08.000 He's coming at her, attacking her.

01:38:10.000 Big, huge guy is just letting all this happen. 1.00

01:38:12.000 By the way, who's the asshole filming? 1.00

01:38:15.000 Get involved there, cameraman. 1.00

01:38:17.000 So this guy finally shows up.

01:38:19.000 He throws him down.

01:38:21.000 That was nice and easy.

01:38:22.000 Then he starts choking him.

01:38:24.000 Just kind of go.

01:38:26.000 Then the big guy comes along and gets him off. 1.00

01:38:28.000 He goes, fuck off, both of you, fuck off. 1.00

01:38:31.000 And then he's about to knock out the first guy. 1.00

01:38:34.000 He's a beautiful little bump. 0.98

01:38:36.000 So he's getting swatted in the head. 0.64

01:38:37.000 Get out of jail free card here. 0.78

01:38:40.000 Puts down his watch or whatever.

01:38:41.000 Boom, and he's out.

01:38:43.000 Boom, and the other guy's out.

01:38:45.000 And then he chokes him out and throws him over there.

01:38:49.000 Get him again. 0.99

01:38:50.000 You have a human punching bag.

01:38:52.000 Try out some new moves. 1.00

01:38:53.000 Even that little shitty uppercut knocked him out. 0.97

01:38:57.000 Try out some crazy moves. 1.00

01:38:58.000 Do a fucking roundhouse kick. 1.00

01:39:00.000 He gets him again. 1.00

01:39:01.000 Great.

01:39:02.000 Now, you know what I say, of course, in these instances?

01:39:05.000 Time to give the ribs a once over.

01:39:07.000 Go up and down each side, breaking all their ribs.

01:39:10.000 Get the big guy.

01:39:11.000 This part frustrates me.

01:39:12.000 Get the big guy again right now.

01:39:15.000 Perfect opportunity.

01:39:18.000 This guy is severely concussed.

01:39:20.000 And get up, get up, get up. 0.82

01:39:22.000 No, I can't.

01:39:30.000 Violence doesn't feel good.

01:39:32.000 Justified violence feels good.

01:39:35.000 I'd be jizzing right now if I was that other guy. 0.99

01:39:38.000 That's so fucking funny. 0.98

01:39:40.000 So true. 0.98

01:39:46.000 He's got to hold them up. 1.00

01:39:48.000 Get killed. 1.00

01:39:49.000 Get fired. 1.00

01:39:50.000 Get in trouble.

01:39:50.000 Be brave.

01:39:52.000 And never stop fighting.

01:39:57.000 We drift all his flats.

01:39:59.000 We took them around the back.

01:40:01.000 We can.

01:40:16.000 No.

01:40:19.000 No, it's not.

01:40:20.000 Yes, yes, yes, no, no, no, no, no.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - January 18, 2022

S04E77 - WE BROKE UP

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