Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - January 21, 2022


S04E78 - DEEP DIVE


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1 hour and 21 minutes

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12,451

Sentence count

1,207

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Misogyny

107

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Toxicity

394

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Hate speech

89

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Gavin and Dante talk about a new song, a new video, and a whole lot of other stuff. Gavin also talks about a woman who thinks she's a lesbian and decides to beat off to a girl in a swimsuit.

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00:00:09.000 Life is so easy for the straight-by man.
00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McGinnis.
00:00:21.000 Do the same job, but get paid more.
00:00:25.000 Well, when we like them, don't get changed. 0.98
00:00:28.000 Don't get raped, then get blamed. 0.96
00:00:34.000 You understand? 1.00
00:00:36.000 It's just so easy for the straight white man.
00:00:48.000 It's just so easy for the straight white man.
00:00:51.000 He's gonna do all the things we can. 0.99
00:00:55.000 We can have sex and get married as well. 0.99
00:00:58.000 And the judge won't tell us now we're going to hell. 0.99
00:01:02.000 No one minds us having a child.
00:01:06.000 People do this you now with me to fight.
00:01:14.000 Hello.
00:01:15.000 Welcome to Get Off My Lawn.
00:01:17.000 I was a little late for work today.
00:01:19.000 I was out shopping, getting new outfits.
00:01:23.000 What do you think of this fit?
00:01:26.000 Why wasn't it on the normal HDMI?
00:01:28.000 Oh, because I restarted it.
00:01:33.000 I see.
00:01:34.000 That video was on my mind because I've noticed now there's all this old G-Dog content appearing on YouTube.
00:01:42.000 It might be my algorithms. 0.90
00:01:43.000 I mean, of course it's my algorithms, but I'm shocked at how much G-Dog shit there is up there, which is good for business because people can learn that I'm not David Duke. 0.99
00:01:57.000 And one of the things was I did commentary on that ridiculous fucking song. 0.99
00:02:03.000 Life is So Easy for the Straight White Man. 1.00
00:02:06.000 And it's meticulously laid out. 1.00
00:02:08.000 Like, he does man first, and he shows a guy getting cat called and having his ass grabbed. 1.00
00:02:15.000 Yes, please. 0.99
00:02:16.000 And then he does straight, and he has all these people like Fred Phelps type screaming and yelling at a gay guy, which is like, you can't even say what fraction of the population that is.
00:02:28.000 I mean, the Fred Phelps church is like five people.
00:02:34.000 And then he does white, and he has someone in a park eating a sandwich, and the cops plant drugs on him and take his sandwich.
00:02:45.000 What?
00:02:46.000 Is that a thing? 1.00
00:02:49.000 So it's pathetic. 0.98
00:02:51.000 And I also realize that that song is stolen from, I'm going to hate myself from loving you. 0.93
00:02:57.000 I'm going to hate myself for loving you, Dante. 0.99
00:03:02.000 What a cuck. 0.99
00:03:03.000 He invents this world where he pretends that men and women are the same. 0.99
00:03:08.000 And if we had their lives, we'd hate it.
00:03:13.000 You know what else? 1.00
00:03:14.000 If you're going to do that, why don't you say, like, it's so hard for gays, and then show, like, imagine a guy got 100 blowjobs from chicks a day? 1.00
00:03:22.000 Ugh, gross. 1.00
00:03:27.000 She must have got a lot of pussy. 1.00
00:03:35.000 I wonder if she fucked dudes. 1.00
00:03:42.000 Topia 10. 1.00
00:03:50.000 Is it rape if you beat off when you were a kid to her and you didn't know she was a lesbian? 1.00
00:03:57.000 Because she didn't tell us. 0.96
00:04:00.000 False advertising. 0.96
00:04:01.000 I think it's rape.
00:04:03.000 We should do a class action lawsuit.
00:04:06.000 All dudes who were teenagers when this song came out are suing her.
00:04:11.000 Hmm.
00:04:13.000 I'm getting real litigious these days.
00:04:15.000 When I was beating off to Morgan Webb.
00:04:17.000 Stop.
00:04:19.000 Who's Morgan Webb?
00:04:21.000 Well, she was the hottie boombaladi. 1.00
00:04:24.000 That makes her sound fat. 1.00
00:04:25.000 At G4?
00:04:26.000 I know why it makes her sound fat because that's the song you sing. 1.00
00:04:29.000 Fatty Boombalatty, Fatty Boombaladdy. 1.00
00:04:32.000 The Hotty Boombalatty?
00:04:33.000 So that's an attractive plump woman. 1.00
00:04:35.000 Like that model that's on our wall over there.
00:04:41.000 Hello?
00:04:44.000 I just wanted to...
00:04:45.000 That's my response.
00:04:47.000 No.
00:04:47.000 So who's the girl?
00:04:49.000 Morgan Webb from...
00:04:51.000 Morgan Webb.
00:04:52.000 She's probably from Rugrats or something knowing you. 0.95
00:04:54.000 It was that.
00:04:55.000 She's from Woody's girlfriend?
00:04:56.000 No, that's Jesse.
00:04:58.000 Oh, sorry.
00:04:59.000 I.E. She was... 0.96
00:05:01.000 A cartoon?
00:05:03.000 The gamer girl for G4 television when this was on TV.
00:05:07.000 Oh, dude.
00:05:09.000 That's a perfect segue to something I wanted to talk about.
00:05:11.000 Is it this broad?
00:05:14.000 Is it the chick that's like a pixie cut? 1.00
00:05:16.000 Yes.
00:05:17.000 Yeah.
00:05:18.000 So wait, is that the girl you just showed? 0.91
00:05:19.000 So that's rape. 1.00
00:05:20.000 Wait, stop.
00:05:21.000 Stop, stop, stop.
00:05:22.000 Too much information.
00:05:23.000 TMI.
00:05:23.000 Too much.
00:05:24.000 So the girl you just showed, you would touch yourself.
00:05:28.000 No, I would never actually beat herself.
00:05:30.000 When I think about you, I touch myself, but you would touch yourself.
00:05:34.000 How wouldn't you swimsuit?
00:05:35.000 Think about beating off to her.
00:05:37.000 You know what I mean?
00:05:38.000 Like, it was like, I couldn't beat off to like a clothed woman. 1.00
00:05:41.000 You know, you were attracted to her.
00:05:42.000 Yeah, but.
00:05:43.000 Okay, so that's not the subject here.
00:05:44.000 We're talking about actually going into the swimsuit area.
00:05:47.000 Uh-oh.
00:05:48.000 I might try washing this.
00:05:49.000 Yes, exactly.
00:05:50.000 I'm going to try washing this, not drying it, but washing it, and it might make it a little less.
00:05:54.000 You will find yourself wearing a wool shirt that's too big.
00:06:00.000 And your co-host has retarded, and you say, who is this chink? 1.00
00:06:05.000 How did I get here? 0.97
00:06:08.000 No, but, you know, she was so out of my league that I couldn't even beat off to her. 1.00
00:06:13.000 She was like... 1.00
00:06:15.000 That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. 1.00
00:06:17.000 Out of my league. 1.00
00:06:18.000 But yes, she was so pretty, I couldn't have a fantasy about her.
00:06:21.000 You know what fantasies are?
00:06:22.000 They're riding a unicorn through outer space.
00:06:26.000 Are you good enough to do that?
00:06:28.000 No.
00:06:29.000 Okay. 0.86
00:06:30.000 Well, so this is rape because I was led to believe that she was supposed to be a sexy woman when she was eating hot dogs. 1.00
00:06:37.000 And, like, you know, there was a segment on her rape. 0.97
00:06:40.000 Her jawline's way too good. 0.99
00:06:41.000 That's too male.
00:06:43.000 Then there's this other broad, even hotter, but apparently I'm not supposed to be desiring that.
00:06:49.000 Oh, so this was all a segue so you could show this clip.
00:06:52.000 By the way, is that what you were doing?
00:06:55.000 Pretty much, yeah.
00:06:56.000 Okay.
00:06:56.000 So, you know what I noticed about this clip?
00:06:59.000 It's a chick trying to dress like a dude because she takes a bunch of internet comments seriously and is like, okay, if I can't be pretty, then I'll just be like one of the guys. 1.00
00:07:09.000 Lady, you're a smoke show. 1.00
00:07:11.000 You're incredibly hot.
00:07:12.000 You're not as pretty as Olivia Munn, who's in the top 1%. 0.94
00:07:16.000 You're still very attractive.
00:07:17.000 You don't have to give up.
00:07:18.000 And if you are going to give up, don't wear a jean jacket from a toy store. 0.96
00:07:24.000 Like if you're trying to be a dude, first of all, we don't wear Darth Vader's fucking hoodie, A, or the hoodie that Darth Vader's boss wears, sorry. 0.92
00:07:32.000 And B, when we get a jean jacket, you get a Levi's. 0.98
00:07:36.000 If you wore that jean jacket in high school, you would be ridiculed.
00:07:40.000 I remember when I was a little kid, I really wanted a blue jeans.
00:07:44.000 That's how old I am.
00:07:45.000 They were kind of rare, like 76, 77.
00:07:48.000 And my mom was so cheap, she was like, I'm not getting him denim trousers. 0.99
00:07:52.000 So she got me these things called Roadrunners.
00:07:56.000 And they were denim trousers, but they were girls.
00:07:59.000 And they had these little, they had these little slits right here instead of pockets where you could just maybe put a few quarters in.
00:08:07.000 But they weren't pockets like this.
00:08:09.000 They were slits.
00:08:10.000 And the back was the same. 0.98
00:08:12.000 And it was for sexy teens who didn't want to obfuscate their cherry red asses with any kind of like wallet or anything. 1.00
00:08:20.000 So you could carry on maybe a third of a business card, but nothing of consequence that would malshape you. 0.95
00:08:28.000 And I wore them to school and I was laughed out of the school.
00:08:32.000 And I said, thanks a lot, mom.
00:08:33.000 These are women's jeans, which she denied. 0.92
00:08:35.000 She thought she could trick me.
00:08:38.000 That reminds me of my son.
00:08:40.000 Before we get back to the subject at hand, so for his birthday, he wanted to dye his hair blue.
00:08:46.000 And my wife goes, are we okay with that? 0.99
00:08:47.000 And I go, I don't give a shit. 0.99
00:08:49.000 If it's a huge mistake, then he learned a lesson. 0.99
00:08:52.000 Like my daughter, when she was about nine, 10, she goes, I want to shave one side of my head and keep the rest long.
00:08:58.000 I said, go bananas. 0.84
00:09:00.000 And then everyone at school called her a lesbian. 0.96
00:09:02.000 And she goes, I don't like this. 0.93
00:09:04.000 And I was like, well, you made your bed.
00:09:05.000 Now you lie in it.
00:09:06.000 Wait for it to grow out.
00:09:08.000 Now, to dye hair blue, there's two ways to do it. 0.56
00:09:15.000 There's the spray you get at the mall that's for Halloween, right?
00:09:19.000 And then there's actual like manic panic blue dye.
00:09:22.000 Now, my wife didn't seem to understand this because she didn't grow up punk, despite what she claimed when we were recording. 0.82
00:09:29.000 Putting manic panic in normal brown hair is like taking a brown piece of paper and then taking a blue crayon and going like that.
00:09:37.000 You're not going to see the blue crayon very well.
00:09:41.000 The spray thing I just told you, that's like cutting out a piece of blue construction paper and putting it on top.
00:09:47.000 So this morning, sorry, last night, he put the manic panic in and then he washed it out.
00:09:56.000 He's nine.
00:09:57.000 And he was all bummed out because he goes, it doesn't look very blue.
00:10:00.000 I go, it looks as blue as a blue crayon on brown paper.
00:10:04.000 It's going to be hard to see.
00:10:05.000 If you really want to have blue hair, you've got to strip it and make it super duper blonde. 0.76
00:10:12.000 And then you add the paint.
00:10:13.000 And now it's a blue crayon on yellow paper, which is much more visible.
00:10:18.000 But that washes out after time.
00:10:20.000 And now you have blonde hair.
00:10:21.000 You look like a pretty girl.
00:10:23.000 Are you prepared for that? 0.99
00:10:25.000 And he didn't seem to understand what the fuck I was talking about. 0.97
00:10:28.000 So then I wake up in the morning and my wife is equally disappointed that it didn't work. 0.99
00:10:33.000 It did work.
00:10:34.000 So she puts it in his hair just a little bit and then says he's going to dry it.
00:10:40.000 And so I see him and I go, my wife was dropping the other kids at school and I go, no, no, no, no, no, we're not doing this.
00:10:47.000 You have a lump of blue paint, literally a lump of blue paint in your hair.
00:10:51.000 Anytime you touch your head, you're going to get blue.
00:10:52.000 Look, and I touched it and I had blue fingers.
00:10:54.000 So I go, get in the shower and wash it out.
00:10:56.000 He goes, I can't wash it out.
00:10:58.000 I'm a man of my word.
00:11:00.000 And I said I was dying my hair blue.
00:11:02.000 I go, I appreciate the man of your word thing.
00:11:05.000 And I shook his hand, which he didn't know how to do.
00:11:07.000 You got to get the thumbs here.
00:11:09.000 I said, I appreciate the man of your word thing, but this isn't dyed blue. 1.00
00:11:14.000 This is a lump of shit on your head. 1.00
00:11:16.000 So he walks out. 1.00
00:11:17.000 And now he's bummed.
00:11:18.000 Oh, God.
00:11:19.000 Oh, God.
00:11:19.000 He's crying.
00:11:20.000 I'm making him sound like a nerd.
00:11:21.000 He's not that nerdy.
00:11:22.000 And then I'm trying to get him dressed to help him get dressed.
00:11:25.000 And he's freaking out about the hair thing still.
00:11:29.000 And I'm getting mad.
00:11:30.000 And then he leans forward as I'm helping him with his pants.
00:11:32.000 And we butt heads, literally. 0.99
00:11:34.000 And it fucking hurt. 0.99
00:11:36.000 Now I'm mad. 0.99
00:11:40.000 And then I'm mad at myself later for losing my temper.
00:11:42.000 I didn't do anything to him.
00:11:43.000 I left the room and went, ah!
00:11:45.000 No, it was more like, ah!
00:11:47.000 And slammed the door.
00:11:49.000 And then my wife comes back, and that's his birthday, and he's crying.
00:11:53.000 So she goes to the CVS and gets the spray.
00:11:56.000 Anyway, when all that happened, I thought, oh, that'll make a great story for the show.
00:12:00.000 But now that I say it, it seems really mundane.
00:12:03.000 But anyway, to get back to the original task at hand, and don't think I forgot what I was talking about.
00:12:10.000 One of my talents is that I can go off at a huge tangent and bring it all back.
00:12:15.000 So my daughter cut the side of her hair. 0.97
00:12:18.000 I said he can dye his hair blonde.
00:12:19.000 He chose this bizarre route that my wife went with him on, and it was a catastrophe.
00:12:27.000 Okay, now what was I talking about?
00:12:30.000 You're not.
00:12:30.000 Blue-haired chicken, this pixie woman.
00:12:32.000 Oh, yeah, yeah.
00:12:34.000 So if you're going to be a guy, you need a Levi's jacket.
00:12:39.000 Here in Mandem, like when we buy a shirt like this, it has to be a Pendleton.
00:12:44.000 It can't just be like a fake one.
00:12:47.000 So men don't wear... 1.00
00:12:49.000 I know she's not literally trying to be a man, but she's trying to be one of the guys.
00:12:53.000 And that's not how we dress.
00:12:55.000 That's a girl's jean jacket. 0.75
00:12:57.000 So you look like a girl dressed as a guy, which I guess is exactly what you are. 0.93
00:13:02.000 Anyway, let's hear the diatribe that Ryan made us watch. 0.75
00:13:06.000 Sexism in gaming.
00:13:08.000 In joining G4, I'm going to grab because I want to keep my job.
00:13:15.000 I have no idea.
00:13:16.000 I'm listening.
00:13:17.000 Yeah.
00:13:17.000 In joining G4, I was ecstatic to be part of something that I grew up watching as a child.
00:13:24.000 But every time G4 is brought up in various channels, even in this YouTube channel, we have the chat in front of us.
00:13:30.000 I can see you.
00:13:31.000 Without a doubt, there will be backlash because I'm not as bangable as the previous host.
00:13:38.000 It's somehow.
00:13:39.000 Talk to him, folks.
00:13:40.000 It has somehow been excited.
00:13:41.000 Stop.
00:13:42.000 Now, honey, you're talking, and you have way too many tattoos.
00:13:47.000 You're talking about a demographic that is primarily male.
00:13:51.000 I don't know what gaming is.
00:13:52.000 It's not my cup of tea, as you know.
00:13:54.000 It's probably 80 to 90% male, right?
00:13:58.000 They're also, I know the average age is 35, but I'm assuming for this show, they're much younger.
00:14:03.000 So, or at least if they're commenting on bangability, they're probably 14, 15.
00:14:08.000 That is the horniest time of a human's life.
00:14:11.000 Not a woman. 1.00
00:14:12.000 Women eventually get kind of horny when they get older, but no one is as horny as a 14, 15 year old male. 1.00
00:14:20.000 They're figuring it out. 0.99
00:14:21.000 They're cursed.
00:14:22.000 And that was God's design.
00:14:23.000 He didn't know that we'd be having civilized societies.
00:14:26.000 Well, he did, but you know what I mean?
00:14:28.000 The body's slowly adapting to that. 0.98
00:14:30.000 But for the past 100,000 years, we've been warring and fucking and dying. 0.98
00:14:35.000 By the time we're 20, we're done. 0.97
00:14:38.000 So we still got a lot of catching up to do naturally. 0.99
00:14:41.000 But genetically, we're still in this fucking horn zone. 1.00
00:14:45.000 So while we're horning it up, we're like, like you see a woman and you go, I would rather fuck Olivia Man. 1.00
00:14:53.000 Her dits aren't big enough. 1.00
00:14:54.000 Yeah, if you read the comments of teenage boys, you're going to see a lot of objectification.
00:15:00.000 That's very difficult objectification, but that's the scenario you're in, my dear.
00:15:05.000 It's kind of what you signed up for.
00:15:08.000 Like people talk about how ugly I am or how I say I work out and I still look like Grover.
00:15:15.000 That's what I signed up for.
00:15:16.000 I'm criticizing people.
00:15:18.000 You're going to get criticized. 0.99
00:15:19.000 It's not some political rights, civil rights shit. 0.99
00:15:24.000 It's not the 50s. 0.99
00:15:26.000 It's not that you're not allowed to go to a white school or a black school.
00:15:29.000 No, this is not. 1.00
00:15:30.000 You're not Martin Luther King because you notice the dudes are jerking off. 1.00
00:15:35.000 Calm the fuck down, you silly cunt. 1.00
00:15:37.000 And of course, no one would ever say this to her. 1.00
00:15:42.000 I'm not.
00:15:43.000 So someone said, she's not hot at all. 0.99
00:15:46.000 And she's making it into some sort of political argument. 1.00
00:15:49.000 Yeah, a 14-year-old said something rude about a woman who was on TV.
00:15:54.000 And by the way, the irony of all this is, you're there because you're a woman.
00:15:59.000 And the previous women were there because they were women. 1.00
00:16:02.000 Now, back in the previous guests, like Olivia Munn, they were there because they were sexy women. 1.00
00:16:09.000 She's there for more affirmative action stuff. 0.99
00:16:13.000 It's all, none of its meritocracy, I'm afraid. 1.00
00:16:16.000 Go ahead, bitch. 1.00
00:16:22.000 It's not a compliment. 1.00
00:16:25.000 It's dehumanizing.
00:16:26.000 It's a compliment.
00:16:29.000 It's dehumanizing? 1.00
00:16:31.000 You're not a human if I want to fuck you? 1.00
00:16:35.000 What is it? 1.00
00:16:36.000 Bestiality every time we get laid?
00:16:38.000 It's not remotely dehumanizing.
00:16:40.000 And you better be happy that men are horny because if they weren't, there wouldn't be any people in the world. 1.00
00:16:46.000 It's pretty natural for teenage boys to have a boner. 0.90
00:16:50.000 Believe me, I was there. 1.00
00:16:51.000 It was a fucking curse. 0.99
00:16:53.000 I don't know how these kids did get away with sweatpants. 1.00
00:19:25.000 me let's see how she feels when no one's talking about jacking off to her I think she's gonna be a little more upset the only As I said in that white male video, the only thing that women hate more than cat calling is the day it ends.
00:19:40.000 Written and produced by a team of people.
00:19:43.000 There are too many games for one person to shoulder the burden.
00:19:46.000 So we divide.
00:19:48.000 The burden.
00:19:48.000 The burden.
00:19:50.000 Which is.
00:19:51.000 Conquer.
00:19:52.000 The burden, which is the bold video game.
00:19:54.000 Which, like, we or I, that's the reviewer.
00:19:57.000 That's coming from the mouth and experience of the reviewer reading that review.
00:20:02.000 And that's not to say that Gerard, TBH, Adam, or myself don't contribute to the reviews.
00:20:07.000 We absolutely do.
00:20:08.000 But it'll always be in varying degrees and take a whole team behind us.
00:20:14.000 That's why we're X-Play and not Adam Play.
00:20:18.000 We have done the experiment and controlled for the variables.
00:20:22.000 Look at this.
00:20:24.000 What's worse than men? 1.00
00:20:28.000 I don't know.
00:20:29.000 That looks like a...
00:20:30.000 You know what this means? 0.99
00:20:31.000 This means kill me last. 0.99
00:20:33.000 This means don't fire me. 1.00
00:20:35.000 I support you.
00:20:36.000 You can see in his eyes, he's like, this is obligatory.
00:20:41.000 This good.
00:20:43.000 You could have a black guy who was late for this show, and he said, I don't think we should have to adhere to white time standards.
00:20:50.000 And everyone would go, it goes back to Eddie Gloud. 0.99
00:20:54.000 It goes back to fucking... 0.99
00:20:56.000 Wait, what's going on here? 1.00
00:20:58.000 This is somebody juxtaposing all the times they sexualize their hosts.
00:21:02.000 Oh, okay.
00:21:03.000 I think you might, this might be...
00:21:05.000 Yum.
00:21:05.000 She might be talking to the management instead of the actual audience.
00:21:10.000 By the way, these women being objectified, they're in hell right now. 1.00
00:21:14.000 Don't they hate it? 0.90
00:21:17.000 Oh, poor, poor girls being admired by millions of men.
00:21:24.000 Sorry, go back to her diatribe. 1.00
00:21:27.000 Adam will read a script written by the same writer that I will read the other half of the script for, but I'll be the one flamed.
00:21:36.000 And yeah, it also happens to Gerard and TBH, but that doesn't discount the sexism of how it happens to me when it does.
00:21:44.000 Both things can be true, that there is a general hatred of any change that isn't Adam and that all receive special flame just for being a woman. 0.93
00:21:52.000 You know what's ironic about this?
00:21:54.000 Women shouldn't be in the workforce. 1.00
00:21:56.000 They're too emotional. 0.86
00:21:57.000 They shouldn't be in politics.
00:21:58.000 They're too emotional.
00:21:59.000 And she obviously doesn't have thick enough skin. 1.00
00:22:01.000 Look at the tattoos and the piercings and all the bullshit. 0.99
00:22:05.000 Like she's already trying to hide her identity. 0.99
00:22:08.000 She's already ashamed of herself.
00:22:11.000 And she's saying, I get insults.
00:22:13.000 Okay, so you shouldn't be at this job.
00:22:16.000 You can't handle it.
00:22:17.000 Oh my God.
00:22:19.000 Look what they took from you, people.
00:22:22.000 This is when gamers had a shred of testosterone left because they haven't evolved into just like a basement dwelling neckbeard yet.
00:22:28.000 Get woke, go broke. 0.95
00:22:29.000 Yeah, gamers used to be, you know, fat, horny dudes who didn't get laid. 0.98
00:22:33.000 So G4 said, okay, well, we'll put hot chicks on and at least you can beat off if you're not out there getting laid in the real world. 1.00
00:22:43.000 The camera around so that you can see the incredible team that make X-Play.
00:22:47.000 Half of our producers and writers are women. 0.97
00:22:49.000 Can you do that?
00:22:51.000 Can you do that, please?
00:22:52.000 And when you're doing it, can you please show us which are affirmative action hires like you? 0.93
00:22:57.000 Like which ones, can you show me the resume of the white male cameraman and then show me the resume of the little fucking fat chick next to him with a clipboard that was hired straight out of her internship? 1.00
00:23:09.000 Because there's probably quotas now and there's quotas because of bitches like you constantly whining. 1.00
00:23:15.000 It's pretty meta when you think about it. 0.99
00:23:18.000 Like she's using affirmative action hires as proof that women deserve to be there. 1.00
00:23:22.000 And she's one.
00:23:26.000 Emily, Abby, Megan, Joe, Jake, Zipper, Gabby.
00:23:30.000 It goes on and on and on.
00:23:32.000 Joe and Jake We can't assume.
00:23:36.000 Why is Jake an example of women? 1.00
00:23:39.000 Are we now getting confused because some identify as male?
00:23:41.000 Well, if you identify as male and you change your name to Jake, you can't be used in a checklist, I'm afraid.
00:23:47.000 And do you know anything about this, G Ford?
00:23:50.000 Do you watch it?
00:23:51.000 I remember being on and watching a little bit of it, but it's almost like even if you like sports, are you a guy that watches sports commentary?
00:23:58.000 So I liked video games, but not enough to really watch the show.
00:24:01.000 But I remember that.
00:24:02.000 You could just say no next time I ask you a question.
00:24:04.000 A little bit.
00:24:05.000 Like it mattered to me, like in retrospect.
00:24:07.000 It was part of the culture of.
00:24:09.000 Do you know that black guy?
00:24:11.000 No, I think he's new.
00:24:13.000 So that's a diversity hike.
00:24:14.000 There wasn't any black guy.
00:24:16.000 I don't know.
00:24:16.000 Maybe he's some video game expert who does deserve to be there, but my gut says...
00:24:20.000 Maybe.
00:24:21.000 I'm sure he plays video games.
00:24:24.000 You know, but.
00:24:26.000 Out on ATOS like Vanessa.
00:24:28.000 When you're in our DMs or on those YouTube comments or in Twitch chat right now, those reactionary threads thinking that I'm somehow ruining your current X-Play experience because you can't objectify me how you previously did to Morgan or that I'm somehow less qualified to speak on something, but you can't quite put your finger on why,
00:24:45.000 even though I'm reading the exact same script as Adam.
00:24:48.000 Okay, stop.
00:24:49.000 You have no problem with it.
00:24:50.000 Stop, stop.
00:24:50.000 You just gave away that you guys are not spontaneous and you're not using your own opinions and it's all scripted.
00:24:56.000 Whoops.
00:24:57.000 Way to ruin your own show.
00:25:01.000 We suspected that was true, but every time you see someone talking, the illusion, even I'd argue with a newscaster, you know, that's why they have their papers here.
00:25:11.000 The illusion is that he's talking to you as a person.
00:25:15.000 And we're willfully ignorant most of the time.
00:25:17.000 We pretend that it's not scripted.
00:25:20.000 But with something like a show like G4, you definitely want to think that that guy's giving you his opinion. 0.99
00:25:26.000 You just wrecked it, you silly cow. 1.00
00:25:28.000 This is the problem when you hire people not based on who they are. 1.00
00:25:32.000 And she's saying she can't be objectified.
00:25:35.000 Why?
00:25:35.000 Because she's wearing a little kid's toy jean jacket.
00:25:38.000 Oh, I can objectify you, bitch. 1.00
00:25:40.000 I've fucked a million girls who look like that. 1.00
00:25:42.000 You don't need to be wearing an Academy Awards gown for me to get a boner. 1.00
00:25:46.000 And dude, furthermore, like female Twitch streamers, they just show off their tits. 1.00
00:25:52.000 They don't care about gaming. 0.99
00:25:54.000 Like the majority of them don't.
00:25:56.000 So this is like a for nerd guys.
00:25:59.000 And then they come in like with those microphones that they lick for ASMR.
00:26:04.000 and it's just like, it's a complete.
00:26:07.000 There was a great rant that Nick posted, Nick Fuentes posted.
00:26:10.000 He was like, go off, king.
00:26:11.000 And it was this kid, really pissed.
00:26:13.000 This kid loves gaming, like it's his life.
00:26:16.000 That's sad.
00:26:16.000 And he's talking about how the Twitch stream spaces, all these horrors, just basically it's a softcore OnlyFans showing.
00:26:24.000 Like it came to a point where you're not allowed to show feet on Twitch.
00:26:27.000 They had to react to that because there were girls just like wiggling their toes. 1.00
00:26:32.000 Well, I've seen this chick on crazy shit.com. 1.00
00:26:35.000 There's some chick who stutters. 1.00
00:26:36.000 Fuck, cunt. 1.00
00:26:39.000 She's got Tourette's and she's British. 1.00
00:26:41.000 And she always has her tits, like barely. 1.00
00:26:44.000 Yes. 1.00
00:26:44.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1.00
00:26:45.000 I think Brittany Venti is a little guilty of that too. 0.93
00:26:48.000 And some other. 0.99
00:26:48.000 Her tits are so good. 0.99
00:26:49.000 Pokey Maine is another broad. 1.00
00:26:52.000 Sweet Anita Tourette's. 1.00
00:26:54.000 What kind of faggot though, bitch is about too much tits? 1.00
00:26:58.000 Yeah, I'm trying to watch my game commentary. 1.00
00:27:00.000 That's her, yeah. 0.99
00:27:02.000 And a lot of these girls are getting me horny. 1.00
00:27:04.000 Well, I think the thing is that they're oversaturating the Twitch streams and they don't care about...
00:27:10.000 Like, it's not about gaming anymore.
00:27:11.000 It's about a girl trying to be hot and it's working. 1.00
00:27:14.000 But here's the thing about Instagram, too, when you're going through reels, it's just a girl going. 0.98
00:27:19.000 Yeah, but...
00:27:20.000 And it's just oversaturated.
00:27:21.000 Yeah, you shouldn't be watching reels anyway.
00:27:23.000 I don't watch reels, but yeah, yeah. 0.98
00:27:24.000 But all that is, and I hate when it's fucking 12 and 13 year olds, but all that is, is women putting themselves out there and saying, hey, I'm sexy. 1.00
00:27:33.000 It's like advertising. 0.99
00:27:34.000 Right.
00:27:34.000 So her rant should be aimed at women that use gaming as a vehicle to show up.
00:27:41.000 No, her rant is aimed at a couple of 14-year-olds who said, she's a fucking bitch. 1.00
00:27:46.000 And I wouldn't even fuck her. 1.00
00:27:48.000 Which, if that bothers you, I couldn't imagine reading YouTube comments and being like, what the fuck? 1.00
00:27:57.000 That's not even true, dude. 0.98
00:28:01.000 Yeah.
00:28:01.000 I mean, I don't even get mad at letters.
00:28:03.000 That's someone probably over 20 sitting down and writing out something they thought hard about.
00:28:08.000 Right. 1.00
00:28:09.000 This fucking bitch. 1.00
00:28:12.000 And he's part of it. 1.00
00:28:13.000 You're letting your unconscious biases ruin my day and you're gatekeeping the gaming space.
00:28:18.000 So maybe you're gatekeeping the gaming space by what?
00:28:23.000 Criticizing you?
00:28:25.000 This is like Dr. Fauci saying, criticizing me is criticizing science.
00:28:29.000 Right.
00:28:30.000 I'm the soil. 0.99
00:28:32.000 If you talk about how you don't want to fuck me, you've ruined video games. 1.00
00:28:39.000 Okay. 1.00
00:28:44.000 What did you do?
00:28:50.000 Around she goes.
00:28:53.000 Is this some weird thing where it's getting deleted as we speak?
00:28:57.000 Maybe.
00:28:58.000 Wow, how did they get away with that?
00:29:00.000 Oh, it's a balloon popping game.
00:29:04.000 She's probably so traumatized.
00:29:08.000 She's laughing pretty hard.
00:29:11.000 Go back to that montage where they made fun of G4.
00:29:15.000 Ew, look at all that hell yes stuff.
00:29:20.000 What happened, Ryan?
00:29:23.000 We got one vid frozen.
00:29:25.000 This one should be good, though.
00:29:28.000 It's a good edit to Juxta.
00:29:30.000 Here we go.
00:29:31.000 Sexism in gaming.
00:29:33.000 Here we go again.
00:29:34.000 Morgan Webb, Olivia Mund, did not exist to be nice on the eyes for you. 1.00
00:29:39.000 Ah, crap! 1.00
00:29:42.000 Roll it. 0.99
00:29:48.000 She's got a kind of a girl next door thing, too, going, which is great.
00:29:52.000 Not that, you know, she's not a nine. 1.00
00:29:54.000 And Morgan Webb had like a goth face. 0.77
00:29:57.000 Like she didn't dress goth, but her face looked like a goth chick, if that makes sense. 0.99
00:30:00.000 Thanks, Brian.
00:30:02.000 Ew, look at her teeth. 1.00
00:30:07.000 Sexism. 1.00
00:30:07.000 Objectify women hate women. 1.00
00:30:09.000 Sexism. 1.00
00:30:10.000 Sex is a woman. 1.00
00:30:11.000 Half of our producers and writers are women. 0.97
00:30:13.000 Emily, Abby, Megan, Joe, Jake, Zipper, Gabby.
00:30:17.000 If you don't like it, don't watch it.
00:30:20.000 Peace. 0.99
00:30:28.000 Well, now we have to get to the end of that fucking video. 0.99
00:30:31.000 I can't believe it's taken up the entire show. 0.98
00:30:33.000 Just like this shirt is taking up my entire body.
00:30:38.000 The exact same script as Adam, but you have no problem with he's part of it.
00:30:42.000 You're letting your unconscious biases ruin my day, and you're gatekeeping the gaming space.
00:30:46.000 So maybe for 2022, we'd be a bit nicer, a bit more self-reflective, and we enjoy the fact that people are working hard to make free content for you.
00:30:55.000 If you don't like it, don't watch it.
00:30:57.000 Peace.
00:31:16.000 I don't need to go.
00:31:18.000 I don't need to frost the bus.
00:31:20.000 I don't need to go.
00:31:21.000 Don't.
00:31:22.000 Don't.
00:31:23.000 We're good.
00:31:23.000 I'm good.
00:31:24.000 I'm good.
00:31:25.000 That was...
00:31:26.000 That was the best it's ever going to get out of us.
00:31:29.000 I don't need to go.
00:31:30.000 Thank you for.
00:31:32.000 Everyone is so petrified at being fired.
00:31:40.000 Here's this broad. 1.00
00:31:42.000 Ask me fucking anything about my dick. 1.00
00:31:52.000 Are you planning on playing any other games on this channel? 1.00
00:31:55.000 I do play other games sometimes.
00:31:56.000 I'm currently working on it with a potato PC, so it's given up on me a few times when I've tried to play other games.
00:32:04.000 But I do play The Forest.
00:32:06.000 I play Bioshock. 1.00
00:32:07.000 I play with my dick on a Tuesday. 1.00
00:32:09.000 Fuck you. 1.00
00:32:10.000 And Jesus. 1.00
00:32:10.000 Fuck you. 1.00
00:32:11.000 Bitch lasagna. 1.00
00:32:12.000 Bitch lasagna. 1.00
00:32:14.000 Bitch lasagna. 1.00
00:32:17.000 People are really, men are really turned on by this, by the way. 1.00
00:32:19.000 Is it because she seems more vulnerable and weak? 1.00
00:32:22.000 I fucked the biscuit. 1.00
00:32:23.000 God fucked my biscuit. 1.00
00:32:26.000 Or maybe because you couldn't be bored if someone has Tourette's? 1.00
00:32:30.000 Maybe.
00:32:30.000 I want to have a Tourette's friend.
00:32:32.000 Can we get someone with Tourette's?
00:32:34.000 Yeah, call into the show if you have Tourette's.
00:32:37.000 Although I'm suspecting there's a lot of N-words.
00:32:42.000 With Tourette's?
00:32:43.000 Yeah.
00:32:44.000 Right?
00:32:45.000 In America?
00:32:46.000 And I don't want to be in East New York, Bushwick, or Harlem with someone who's screaming effing N's. 1.00
00:32:54.000 Yeah, that would be bad.
00:32:55.000 That could be...
00:32:57.000 I'd have to test my Crab McGraw. 1.00
00:32:59.000 You could just wear like a I'm With Stupid shirt that points towards him. 1.00
00:33:03.000 He has Chourettes. 1.00
00:33:04.000 You're like, I don't like this guy. 1.00
00:33:08.000 So, Ryan, you fucked up as usual. 0.99
00:33:11.000 We are recording an Evergreen episode for Days When I'm Not Here. 1.00
00:33:15.000 This could be aired two weeks from now.
00:33:18.000 And you just did an incredibly topical thing, even knowing it was Evergreen, and it's taken up more than half the show.
00:33:30.000 Why'd you do that?
00:33:31.000 Whoops.
00:33:33.000 That's like your 17th mistake today.
00:33:40.000 Anyway, unless you're seeing this on Friday of what day are we here?
00:33:49.000 We're recording this on.
00:33:52.000 Sorry.
00:33:53.000 We're recording this on January 13th.
00:33:55.000 So unless you're seeing it on the 14th, that's some ancient news that we just ruined a show with.
00:34:01.000 So this has been a terrible show.
00:34:02.000 In fact, we may want to just re-record this and just avoid that whole thing.
00:34:09.000 What should we do now?
00:34:11.000 Maybe we'll make this the show for the 14th.
00:34:16.000 Yeah.
00:34:17.000 That's tight.
00:34:18.000 But now, what do we do on Friday? 1.00
00:34:20.000 See, it's extra work you give us with your idiocy. 1.00
00:34:25.000 Hmm. 1.00
00:34:27.000 Let's jump to this shark.
00:34:28.000 We'll figure out what to do later.
00:34:31.000 Here's a massive...
00:34:32.000 This is a truly evergreen massive bite on a massive shark, 1-1. 0.99
00:34:38.000 The fuck is going on here? 0.95
00:34:41.000 So if you look at the, obviously the close-up there is the bite mark, but if you look at the second picture, you can see where the bite mark was. 0.99
00:34:48.000 The thing that bit him, I assume it's a much bigger shark.
00:34:52.000 What else is it going to be?
00:34:54.000 An eel?
00:34:55.000 It's not going to be a whale.
00:34:57.000 It had a bite that probably included that little fin on this, the little side fin there.
00:35:04.000 So a 15-foot great white looks like it was bitten by something that was about 40% bigger.
00:35:12.000 So a 20-foot great white or so? 1.00
00:35:17.000 A fucking... 1.00
00:35:19.000 Yeah, a 22-foot shark. 1.00
00:35:22.000 There's some big fucking sharks out there. 0.99
00:35:24.000 Let me ask you this. 1.00
00:35:26.000 When you die and you get to be a ghost, do you zip around in the ocean too?
00:35:30.000 I would like to do that.
00:35:33.000 I might do that for like, obviously you're going to be dead for thousands of years. 0.99
00:35:37.000 And then you die. 0.98
00:35:38.000 Infinity.
00:35:40.000 So if you're going to be around for infinity, spend a million years in the ocean.
00:35:44.000 Although, wait a minute.
00:35:45.000 No, I'm not doing that.
00:35:46.000 I might spend like four or five years in the ocean.
00:35:48.000 Humanity is too exciting and moving too fast.
00:35:51.000 I'm going to spend most of my time with humanity.
00:35:53.000 They'll probably die out in, I don't know, like 10,000 years. 1.00
00:35:56.000 And then I got plenty of time to go fuck around in the ocean. 1.00
00:36:04.000 Imagine this would be a great torture. 0.99
00:36:07.000 If you're put inside of a fiberglass cell that's weighted, and then the mob drops you off alive, and you're descending into the ocean.
00:36:19.000 And it's pressurized so that way your head doesn't crush.
00:36:22.000 And then when you're going down, just the light starts going away and it's all dark and you could feel it's cold.
00:36:27.000 And these things start showing up. 0.93
00:36:29.000 And then you fucking see this thing. 0.99
00:36:31.000 Single women? 1.00
00:36:32.000 Yes.
00:36:33.000 And drunk drivers?
00:36:38.000 But those things you're showing.
00:36:39.000 Oh, that's that vampire squid. 0.98
00:36:42.000 Those things you're showing are like one in a billion.
00:36:45.000 Like the odds of you bumping into one are basically zero.
00:36:49.000 And then the anglerfish and all those other weird albino dudes, you might see one.
00:36:55.000 And it's not going to be a tube.
00:36:57.000 To go that deep, you've seen what they do.
00:37:00.000 It's like these crazy super iron cast domes that are, you know, four feet thick.
00:37:08.000 It's a lot of pressure that they're pushing back on.
00:37:11.000 That's true.
00:37:14.000 So all that would happen is you'd plonk down there, and I guess you would starve to death.
00:37:19.000 Right?
00:37:20.000 Or you'd die of thirst.
00:37:23.000 So that's a lame torture.
00:37:25.000 That's your 17th mistake today.
00:37:27.000 Well, this would...
00:37:29.000 Seeing anything like this would...
00:37:30.000 You're not going to see that.
00:37:32.000 You're just going to plonk down into the blackness.
00:37:34.000 Who's lighting up?
00:37:35.000 And by the way, that's 10 feet down. 0.99
00:37:38.000 What the fuck are those things? 0.99
00:37:40.000 Those little snakes? 1.00
00:37:41.000 Oh, there's Patrick.
00:37:44.000 Hey, SpongeBob.
00:37:46.000 Yeah, apparently that's their only food down.
00:37:48.000 That's not the bottom of the ocean.
00:37:50.000 But at the bottom of the ocean, their only food down there is dead whales.
00:37:59.000 We need to save our ocean.
00:38:04.000 Speaking of Satan, a parasite that replaces a fish's tongue is the grossest thing in the world.
00:38:12.000 Don't you love this evergreen stuff?
00:38:14.000 This is from Joe Rogan, Joe Rogan.
00:38:18.000 And if you look at the second picture, is God sending us a message with these?
00:38:24.000 Like, that's an alien.
00:38:28.000 Why did he make the eyes blue? 0.92
00:38:32.000 These parasites, what are they called again? 0.96
00:38:38.000 I forget what they're called. 0.99
00:38:40.000 But they take over your tongue.
00:38:44.000 His first photograph documentation in this new species of tongue replicating crustacean in this coast of South Africa compared to its relative, Simotha exegius.
00:38:56.000 Simotha springbok is much larger and possesses A mightier mustachio than the other one.
00:39:09.000 What a way to go. 1.00
00:39:11.000 Your tongue is replaced with a fucking parasite. 1.00
00:39:14.000 That's like that cop we had who had to chop his tongue out because he ate so much pussy, he got tongue cancer. 1.00
00:39:21.000 And what did they use again? 1.00
00:39:23.000 They used like part of his arm to replace his tongue?
00:39:29.000 Wait, please don't freak out when you find this.
00:39:32.000 Go back again?
00:39:32.000 I'm freaking out.
00:39:33.000 You shouldn't freak out when you come across a bunch of tongue parasites.
00:39:37.000 Do you want me to eat the fish anyway?
00:39:42.000 Many of Sandab's and many...
00:39:44.000 I can't read that with me in the picture.
00:39:48.000 What does that mean?
00:39:49.000 Please don't freak out. 1.00
00:39:50.000 God, people are stupid. 1.00
00:39:54.000 Oh, this article. 1.00
00:39:56.000 Speaking of the G4 being ancient Chinese secret, this is the ancientest Chinese secret.
00:40:01.000 Why wokeism will rule the world.
00:40:04.000 Remember this article from 100 years ago?
00:40:12.000 It's archived on the internet.
00:40:14.000 Ancient Tiny Secret.
00:40:17.000 Did you just make that right now?
00:40:19.000 Yeah.
00:40:19.000 That's pretty good.
00:40:20.000 Thanks.
00:40:20.000 I'm going to erase four of your mistakes for that.
00:40:22.000 Not bad.
00:40:23.000 You're down to 13 mistakes.
00:40:25.000 Ancient tiny secret.
00:40:28.000 Is that another four?
00:40:29.000 No.
00:40:29.000 No, now you're back up because that wasn't funny.
00:40:31.000 What?
00:40:33.000 We need to ban wokeism. 0.97
00:40:34.000 The woke movement could be the next great U.S. cultural export, and it's going to do many other countries some real good.
00:40:41.000 Now, I read this article, and the guy's pretty intelligent, and he's relatively skeptical.
00:40:47.000 But this article is retarded. 0.89
00:40:49.000 And you know what's funny about it? 0.96
00:40:50.000 The picture they used for this thumbnail, yes, that's how old it is, I've had a file on my desktop called Evergreens that I've been throwing shit for weeks.
00:41:01.000 That's from White Lotus.
00:41:03.000 White Lotus is about this white family who goes on vacation.
00:41:07.000 The girl brings her black friend.
00:41:10.000 Her friend's not black, all right? 0.99
00:41:11.000 She is slightly black skinned.
00:41:13.000 And the friend is kind of woke, and she falls in love with one of the guys who works there, who's very Hawaiian, indigenous looking.
00:41:22.000 They fall in love.
00:41:23.000 They bang all the time.
00:41:25.000 And then she sees him entertaining the guests with like fire sticks.
00:41:32.000 And she goes, that's disgusting. 1.00
00:41:36.000 You know, this is your culture. 0.91
00:41:38.000 They've taken it away from me.
00:41:39.000 He's like, I never even really noticed.
00:41:41.000 I'm just doing my job.
00:41:42.000 She goes, no, your family's poor.
00:41:44.000 All these people are rich.
00:41:45.000 You know, one of these women has a bracelet that's worth $80,000. 1.00
00:41:51.000 So she sets up a thing where he can come in and steal it, and then he can quit his job and give that money, and they'll all be rich. 0.69
00:41:59.000 I don't know where he's selling this bracelet. 1.00
00:42:02.000 But anyway, it goes to shit. 0.99
00:42:05.000 I'm ruining the whole show for you, by the way. 0.99
00:42:06.000 Spoiler alert.
00:42:07.000 If you haven't seen White Lotus by now, though, you're never going to.
00:42:11.000 And he gets caught and he goes to prison. 0.99
00:42:13.000 So her bullshit woke ism ruined that guy's life forever. 0.99
00:42:20.000 And she doesn't get charged, but she should. 1.00
00:42:22.000 So it could have ruined her life, too.
00:42:25.000 And that's what you use to illustrate how awesome woke culture is?
00:42:29.000 Is that the same chick that interviewed Richard Spencer? 0.99
00:42:33.000 That clearly fucked Richard Spencer. 1.00
00:42:35.000 Come on. 1.00
00:42:36.000 We saw the way they talk to each other.
00:42:39.000 That's not a journalist. 0.89
00:42:42.000 I hate the way that woman looks. 1.00
00:42:45.000 Because we're so woke.
00:42:46.000 Speaking of woke, everything has a woke backbone to it.
00:42:50.000 That woman is a mediocre journalist, but because she was at Unite the Right, oh, Pulitzer Prizes, like she got scooped from Vice. 1.00
00:42:58.000 And now she's at CNN or something. 0.93
00:43:01.000 Speaking of which, the broads at Vice who think they're journalists, you got to check out this spinster. 1.00
00:43:06.000 So this girl and her boyfriend are obsessed with Proud Boys.
00:43:09.000 And Andy Campbell's writing a book on them.
00:43:12.000 He looks like the sort of a sloth from Ice Age.
00:43:16.000 And they contact me all the time. 1.00
00:43:19.000 It's funny because on their social media, all they do is shit on Proud Boys. 0.99
00:43:23.000 And then they contact me and try to sound like they're going to be fair. 0.98
00:43:26.000 Hey, man, how are things?
00:43:28.000 I just wanted some questions to ask you.
00:43:30.000 And, you know, nothing too heavy.
00:43:33.000 Just like a cool question.
00:43:34.000 Like, Enrique Tario, he's cool, but is he the coolest?
00:43:37.000 Or what do you think?
00:43:37.000 Are you kind of mad about the Fed thing?
00:43:39.000 Like, I'm going to go, oh, thanks.
00:43:40.000 Hey, buddy, what's going on?
00:43:43.000 So I just say to the girl, I know what's going on with you. 0.99
00:43:48.000 Your boyfriend doesn't have the balls to put a ring on it. 1.00
00:43:50.000 That's why you have a dog and your ovaries are drying up. 1.00
00:43:53.000 Why don't you focus less on this men's club? 1.00
00:43:56.000 And it's weird, too.
00:43:57.000 They're doing Excel spreadsheets about the Proud Boys and what they're up to.
00:44:02.000 And then you have like real journalists who are actually total amateurs like Tommy Robinson.
00:44:09.000 And I say amateur in a good way in this context.
00:44:12.000 His spreadsheets are every victim in, what's the name of that town?
00:44:17.000 Telford? 0.92
00:44:18.000 Yeah, every victim in Telford and who raped them. 0.89
00:44:22.000 And then if that guy has any, and then he cross-references them all and notices that like this is the top rapist in Telford. 0.57
00:44:28.000 This is second. 0.99
00:44:29.000 And he's trying to stop 13-year-olds from being raped by Muslim refugees. 1.00
00:44:33.000 Now, that's not woke enough. 0.99
00:44:36.000 I'm going to follow the proud boys around and see if any of them blurt out the N-word when they're drunk at a party.
00:44:43.000 So anyway, she's on some show.
00:44:45.000 Check out my getter.
00:44:46.000 This also gives away when we recorded this. 0.99
00:44:51.000 She's on some fucking show. 1.00
00:44:54.000 It's some weird beta male nerd from DC who has the depth of a fucking thumbnail. 1.00
00:45:06.000 And he wants to know. 0.99
00:45:10.000 No, it's at the top.
00:45:12.000 Yeah, well, it's loading them.
00:45:14.000 Okay.
00:45:15.000 He wants to know, what are the Proud Boys more like?
00:45:17.000 The KKK or the Nazis?
00:45:23.000 Like, I might sue this guy too now.
00:45:26.000 Somebody on Twitter says, happy sedition day.
00:45:29.000 Other people are Saying, hey, maybe it should be called Eugene Goodman Day or Capital Police Day.
00:45:35.000 Capitol Police Day.
00:45:36.000 You know, Eugene Goodman, right?
00:45:37.000 That's the black guy who said stop, and he had his hand on his gun. 0.67
00:45:40.000 They just, it's so random, the heroes they choose.
00:45:44.000 I can't tell you how many liberal Twitter accounts I've seen where the banner is Eugene Goodman.
00:45:50.000 Matthew Sowell tweets, I thought Christmas was National Lie to Your Children's Day.
00:45:55.000 Or how about Anti-Fascist Day?
00:45:56.000 Anyhow, we'll get this.
00:45:58.000 But wait a minute, dude.
00:45:59.000 Why did you choose, include the Santa one in that?
00:46:03.000 He's heartless. 1.00
00:46:04.000 Can you edit your own shit? 1.00
00:46:05.000 That's got nothing to do with what you're talking about. 0.99
00:46:09.000 I guess it sort of does. 0.98
00:46:10.000 Atheism goes hand in hand with their comic horse shit in a minute. 0.98
00:46:16.000 With us right now, however, I'm very pleased, is Tess Owen, senior reporter with Vice News, who covers extremists. 0.97
00:46:23.000 Oh, this sounds like an important journalist.
00:46:25.000 I wonder what her studio will look like.
00:46:28.000 The lighting will probably be great.
00:46:32.000 Extremists with guns at Vice.com.
00:46:36.000 Tessa's Twitter handle is Miss Tess Owen, M-I-S-S-O-S.
00:46:40.000 Wait, go back.
00:46:40.000 She's an expert on extremists with guns.
00:46:43.000 So I assume she's all over the black Hebrew Israelites and MS-13 Aryan nations and Redneck Revolt, right? 1.00
00:46:54.000 They're extremists with guns. 0.70
00:46:56.000 Or do they have to like Trump for you to care?
00:47:00.000 Guns, extremists with guns at Vice.com.
00:47:04.000 Wait, go back.
00:47:04.000 I didn't hear Tessa's Twitter in a minute.
00:47:07.000 Or how about Anti-Fascist Day?
00:47:09.000 Anyhow, we'll continue that conversation in a minute.
00:47:13.000 With us right now, however, I'm very pleased, is Tess Owen, senior reporter with Vice News, who covers extremists, guns, extremists with guns at Vice.com.
00:47:24.000 What a range.
00:47:26.000 Tessa's Twitter.
00:47:27.000 Extremists, guns, and extremists with guns. 1.00
00:47:30.000 He fucked up the thing. 1.00
00:47:32.000 You can't even read. 0.99
00:47:33.000 About the not fucking around coalition? 0.98
00:47:35.000 Yeah.
00:47:36.000 Can we see your work on them?
00:47:38.000 That's a lot of guns.
00:47:40.000 That looks pretty extreme.
00:47:42.000 It's about seven times any pictures of Proud Boys you've seen armed.
00:47:47.000 Where are they?
00:47:48.000 Like, Proud Boys never have guns.
00:47:49.000 That's the other thing.
00:47:50.000 They'll be like doing security for a march, and that involves going through some sort of perimeter that got a permit.
00:47:56.000 And to do that, the cops search you.
00:47:58.000 So if you're going into the event, you, and we don't go to their things, they go to our things, then you have to be disarmed.
00:48:05.000 So like all they have is fists.
00:48:07.000 If you want to do extremists with guns, you're probably going to end up with lefties most of the time.
00:48:14.000 Tess Owen, M-I-S-S-T-E-S-S-O-W-E-N, or Advice News. 1.00
00:48:19.000 Just put up a screen, fuckhead. 1.00
00:48:28.000 So, Tess, welcome to the program. 1.00
00:48:30.000 Tell us what's up with these white supremacist, white ethno-nationalist groups, and are the Proud Boys unique in this regard?
00:48:40.000 Actually, it's probably more of a follow-up question.
00:48:44.000 Let's start at the beginning.
00:48:45.000 The Proud Boys changed their tactics.
00:48:47.000 Tell us about this.
00:48:49.000 Hi, thank you so much for having me.
00:48:50.000 It's great to be here.
00:48:53.000 Yes, so obviously Proud Boys were under a lot of scrutiny after January 6th.
00:49:00.000 That was kind of when they became a household name.
00:49:02.000 And I think to date, there are over 50 members of the group who have been charged in connection with the Capitol riot.
00:49:10.000 And, you know, there was this wave charges.
00:49:12.000 There was rumors of infighting within the group.
00:49:15.000 There was this bomb report that came out saying that their leader, Enrique Tario, had at one point been a, quote, prolific law enforcement informant.
00:49:24.000 You know, she's getting all this from Telegram.
00:49:25.000 This woman, her job is to look at her phone. 1.00
00:49:29.000 And by the way, if you're so big in media, you can't figure out Skype.
00:49:34.000 You can't figure out Zoom.
00:49:35.000 You can't figure out FaceTime.
00:49:37.000 We can't have a video of you.
00:49:38.000 You just put up a pretty picture.
00:49:40.000 And then thirdly, you can hear her accent.
00:49:43.000 It's a sort of diluted posh British accent.
00:49:46.000 She's obviously been here for a long time.
00:49:48.000 And this is the crux of Proud Boy Research and their detractors.
00:49:53.000 It's middle-class posh journalists whose parents pay their rent versus blue-collar guys who pay their own way.
00:50:04.000 And the real thing that they abhor, they pretend it's the politics.
00:50:08.000 And racism in this day and age just means, I think you're gauche.
00:50:13.000 I think you're tacky.
00:50:14.000 They know that proud boys don't dislike black people, but they have to say that because that's the synonym for, oh, the lower classes. 0.99
00:50:23.000 So this whole thing has nothing to do with race or extremism or even Trump for that matter.
00:50:29.000 It's, I'm monitoring these plebes and making sure they don't lash out. 1.00
00:50:35.000 It's like she examines the savage animals of the Sahara desert in case they all band together and attack our settlements.
00:50:49.000 And all of this was kind of prompting some speculation that maybe this was the beginning of the end for the Proud Boys.
00:50:55.000 There was a sort of a lull in activity of kind of a few months after January 6th.
00:51:00.000 And then around the spring, I started noticing just scattered reports kind of surfing in local newspapers or on social media of Proud Boys in uniform showing up to kind of right-wing events around a range of issues like guns or abortion or masks,
00:51:26.000 COVID-19 restrictions.
00:51:28.000 And it seemed like they were organizing in much smaller numbers and on a much sort of quieter level.
00:51:35.000 And so I started logging these appearances.
00:51:37.000 Every time they showed up in uniform somewhere, I packed it in a spreadsheet.
00:51:41.000 Excuse me, in uniform.
00:51:43.000 What do you mean?
00:51:45.000 How do you not know what she means?
00:51:49.000 Like, do you have Google? 1.00
00:51:50.000 He's even stupider than her. 1.00
00:51:54.000 Proud boys, they have a uniform. 1.00
00:51:55.000 You can tell he wants to just talk about the KKK so badly.
00:51:58.000 Can we just get to my Nazi analogies, please.
00:52:02.000 Because this is sounding good.
00:52:04.000 Like they go to anti-mask things, anti-mask mandates, anti-vax mandates.
00:52:11.000 They go to pro-life rallies.
00:52:14.000 These are sounding like reasonable patriots that are involved in their local communities.
00:52:19.000 That's not what I brought you on for.
00:52:21.000 I want you to make this spooky looming threat.
00:52:25.000 Colors, which is the golden and black uniform, sometimes their insignia is a rooster.
00:52:32.000 So they'll show up with their kind of their polos or something saying proud boys on them.
00:52:37.000 And so what became increasingly clear is that they had been, they were kind of eschewing these large-scale rallies that they've been known for in the years leading up to January 6th and were in the results like sort of building alliances and trying to drum up grassroots ground level support amongst the pitch.
00:53:01.000 They're trying to get in with the locals so when it's time to charge with the militia, they'll have all their individual armies.
00:53:10.000 That's what they're going for.
00:53:12.000 That, you know, told us a lot about their reach and resilience and also attitudes towards the Proud Boys, despite the fact that they have been known for engaging in violence, very well known for engaging in violence, and that, you know, including January 6th.
00:53:25.000 You know, from engaging in violence.
00:53:28.000 So she's against violence.
00:53:30.000 So I assume she's written tomes about the left's unbridled violence.
00:53:35.000 Like, she's talking about extremism and violence.
00:53:39.000 Oh, that's why you say guns, because it conjures up an image of a patriot.
00:53:46.000 If she just said extremism, it would be too easy to ask, what about radical Islam?
00:53:51.000 No, they use machetes.
00:53:54.000 From the 19 teens, when Birth of a Nation came out, the recruiting movie for the Klan, and we saw an explosion in Klan membership, until the 1950s, it had become somewhat respectable in white middle America circles to be a member of the Klan.
00:54:15.000 I mean, it became unrespectable again after the 1960s or disrespectable.
00:54:24.000 Is that the sort of arc that you think that they're trying to follow?
00:54:28.000 Let's just stop here. 1.00
00:54:29.000 This guy sucks. 1.00
00:54:31.000 So Proud Boys were rallying a lot in 2021. 1.00
00:54:37.000 They really ramped up the rallies at the election, right?
00:54:40.000 So that's November, December, January.
00:54:43.000 Then there was a lull for like, well, it's, let's say three or four months, right?
00:54:53.000 And then they started seeing them January, February, March, April.
00:54:56.000 So in the spring, in the summer, you started seeing them go to things, right?
00:55:00.000 So we're talking about months here.
00:55:02.000 We haven't even really covered an entire year.
00:55:05.000 His analogy is, well, the Klan was popular from their inception in the 20s for 40 years till the 60s, and then they died out.
00:55:16.000 Is that kind of like what's going on with January 6th?
00:55:21.000 What?
00:55:23.000 Are you talking about? 1.00
00:55:27.000 Like, the level of idiocy from our detractors is alarming. 1.00
00:55:33.000 They're trying. 1.00
00:55:34.000 I mean, I grew up in Lansing, Michigan.
00:55:36.000 I mean, and I was born in 1951.
00:55:39.000 I remember that.
00:55:40.000 Remember you saw Detroit collapse.
00:55:42.000 What do you think of Detroit today?
00:55:43.000 Is that racists?
00:55:46.000 Politicians in Michigan being identified as Klan members.
00:55:49.000 Robert Byrd, you know, who was in the United States.
00:55:52.000 Robert Byrd, yeah, I remember him.
00:55:53.000 That's the one that Hillary Clinton and Bill Clinton saw as their mentor.
00:55:57.000 Weren't they both at his funeral?
00:55:59.000 Aren't there tons of pictures of Hillary and Robert Byrd, the Democrat, ex-Klansman, hugging and kissing and paling it up?
00:56:07.000 Yeah, you're right.
00:56:08.000 There was a prominent Democrat KKK member.
00:56:11.000 Had been a grand master, grand wizard of the Klan or something like that. 0.66
00:56:16.000 True.
00:56:18.000 And then it became unacceptable.
00:56:19.000 But do you think that they're trying to go through that arc that the Klan went through in the 30s, 40s, 50s of, hey, we're part of a respectable society, we're just the fringe?
00:56:29.000 Wait, you changed his question at the very end there.
00:56:33.000 It's a great question.
00:56:34.000 We launched 114 uniformed appearances in 73 cities in 24 states over the last year.
00:56:42.000 How do Black Lives Matter? 0.83
00:56:44.000 And in those appearances, we found scant evidence that they encountered very little pushback when they did show up, when they tried to attach themselves to right-wing causes, when they showed up school board meetings or city council meetings or anti-vax rallies, that they seem to be.
00:56:59.000 Okay, let me explain her mentality here. 1.00
00:57:01.000 So it's just given that the Prowboys are the Klan and they're wearing swastikas and they're Satan personified, so there should be pushback. 0.99
00:57:10.000 If you see them show up at a thing, everyone thinks like Tess Owen that they're looking at Nazis, so there should be pushback.
00:57:16.000 And if there's not pushback, then they're accepting Nazism. 0.93
00:57:19.000 Is it possible, media pundit, you fucking activist journalist, is it possible that your assessment about the club is wrong? 0.99
00:57:29.000 And there wasn't pushback because people are accepting Nazis. 0.99
00:57:32.000 There wasn't pushback because it's only the five Ps that hate Proud Boys.
00:57:37.000 The rest of the country loves them.
00:57:39.000 The politicians, the pundits, the professors, the police's boss.
00:57:46.000 What's the other one?
00:57:48.000 And now the president.
00:57:50.000 The president, pundits, politicians.
00:57:52.000 They all, all of those elites, which is a shrill minority, they all hate the proud boys.
00:57:58.000 But when proud boys go out to rallies, everyone is cheering them on.
00:58:02.000 When I go to any blue-collar bar, people buy me beers.
00:58:05.000 They're not accepting Nazism. 0.97
00:58:08.000 They're not accepting your ridiculous infantile narrative. 0.97
00:58:12.000 Anyway, let's, I brought this up. 0.99
00:58:14.000 I feel like we're giving these losers too much attention, but I brought this up. 0.56
00:58:17.000 No, bring it back because I want to hear them get to Nazism. 0.96
00:58:20.000 Breaking themselves and actually having some success.
00:58:22.000 And on top of these kind of uniformed appearances, they are also trying to kind of whitewash their reputation by Doing kind of quote community activism.
00:58:32.000 So, we also kind of logged some examples where they organize an Easter egg hunt out in a suburb of Chicago, or they helped, you know, they organize toy drives around Christmas.
00:58:42.000 Yeah, Proud Boys have been doing that since day one.
00:58:45.000 Yeah, the toy drives, remember the flooding in Texas?
00:58:50.000 They've been going to help people in doing charity work since day one. 0.99
00:58:53.000 The club is based on the Knights of Columbus, you silly cow. 1.00
00:58:56.000 So it's not whitewashing the image. 0.99
00:58:58.000 It's doing what we've always done.
00:58:59.000 These people don't understand that they're saying more about themselves when they analyze the club than they are about the club.
00:59:05.000 The club doesn't change.
00:59:07.000 It's the background behind them that keeps changing, the perception.
00:59:12.000 You know, just a range of these kinds of good Samaritan activities.
00:59:17.000 It couldn't possibly be actual good Samaritans. 0.97
00:59:19.000 That's not possible.
00:59:21.000 My hypothesis could not be wrong.
00:59:24.000 Sort of whitewash their reputation a little bit and help them foster those alliances.
00:59:28.000 Bring it to the bottom of the business.
00:59:29.000 What is the...
00:59:31.000 I mean, if you were to ask what is the core belief system of the Ku Klux Klan, I think everybody would simply say, you know, white supremacy.
00:59:41.000 What is the core...
00:59:43.000 You know, the Proud Boys have been, you know, they've been seen as brawlers.
00:59:46.000 They've been seen as biggest.
00:59:47.000 What's the question, dude?
00:59:49.000 Am I this bad when I interview people?
00:59:51.000 Get to the question.
00:59:54.000 Seen as men who have masculinity insecurity issues.
00:59:59.000 They've been seen as guys who are into guns.
01:00:02.000 I mean, it's kind of scattered in terms of public perception or understanding of who they are and what they're all about.
01:00:07.000 Yeah, that's true.
01:00:08.000 There is no public understanding from you people anyway.
01:00:11.000 Is there a single coherent thread that runs through them or have they coalesced around a particular issue?
01:00:18.000 Let me just answer that.
01:00:19.000 That's a great question, as usual.
01:00:21.000 I would say that it's definitely pro-Trump.
01:00:24.000 When it started out, you had a few Dems in there. 0.94
01:00:27.000 You had the odd liberal.
01:00:28.000 You know, it came from a comedy show.
01:00:30.000 But, you know, with Trump and the polarization of America, which I would pin on the left, it is definitely right of center.
01:00:38.000 But, you know, I think the politics of the club is really normal dad politics.
01:00:43.000 Socially liberal. 0.96
01:00:45.000 Don't care if you're gay. 1.00
01:00:46.000 Don't care what race you are. 0.99
01:00:47.000 Don't care what you get up to in the privacy of your own bedroom. 1.00
01:00:51.000 Don't care if you smoke drugs or any of that shit. 1.00
01:00:54.000 None of that old school square Republican conservative stuff. 1.00
01:00:58.000 So socially liberal, fiscally conservative, right?
01:01:02.000 We don't like the government.
01:01:03.000 We want all free markets.
01:01:05.000 You'll notice identity politics is not in here. 0.98
01:01:08.000 The only time it comes up is to eschew it and say, no, we don't give a fuck about that. 0.95
01:01:13.000 And just libertarian politics, but with closed borders. 0.97
01:01:18.000 I think the Achilles heel to the libertarian philosophy is that we have open borders.
01:01:23.000 I don't understand it really.
01:01:24.000 Why just America?
01:01:26.000 Are there any borders in the world?
01:01:27.000 Do you think Thailand is going to agree to this setup?
01:01:31.000 So is it a global philosophy or just a national philosophy?
01:01:34.000 Because if it's a national philosophy, you can't have one border, I guess in our case two, that doesn't exist, but everyone else gets one.
01:01:43.000 What about Canada?
01:01:44.000 Is that a one-way street?
01:01:46.000 How does it work?
01:01:47.000 So that's cut out and it's closed borders.
01:01:50.000 And obviously with closed borders, we don't mean 100% closed.
01:01:52.000 We mean legal people coming here to improve the country.
01:01:56.000 They love the West.
01:01:57.000 They're compatible with society.
01:01:58.000 You know, the way it was up until the 80s.
01:02:02.000 Basically, we want to go back to the 80s.
01:02:05.000 Does that answer your question?
01:02:07.000 No, there's no KKK in it whatsoever, I'm afraid.
01:02:12.000 I like to call them neo-fascist or a neo-fascist street fighting gang is kind of how I tend to refer to them.
01:02:18.000 And, you know, they do have, they occupy this sort of very uneasy position where they, you know, on one side have built alliances and allies within, you know, quote, legitimate political circles.
01:02:31.000 And on the other end of the spectrum, they are showing up a rubbing shoulders with Nazis.
01:02:36.000 Okay, hold on, I think I should sue her for that. 1.00
01:02:39.000 Rubbing shoulders with Nazis. 0.59
01:02:42.000 What time stamp is that?
01:02:44.000 6.46.
01:02:46.000 I think we should give that a little lawyer letter.
01:02:50.000 Because they're going to come back with Jason Kessler or something, who was booted immediately.
01:02:54.000 And being infiltrated by feds doesn't mean you rub shoulders with feds, does it?
01:02:59.000 No.
01:03:00.000 So that's a bizarre allegation.
01:03:02.000 Neo-fascist.
01:03:08.000 This woman contacts me and wants an interview and pretends she's going to be fair. 1.00
01:03:12.000 And she characterizes them as neo-fascist.
01:03:19.000 And they have this sort of plausible deniability where they can say, oh, you know, we have non-white members, so we can't be white supremacists.
01:03:28.000 And I think this is kind of part of their, this is sort of part of the strategy that makes it a lot of fun.
01:03:32.000 Okay, this is my favorite stop.
01:03:35.000 This is a very strange episode because we're deep diving on two innocuous videos and one may be totally out of date by the time you see it.
01:03:42.000 But it's fun to do occasionally a deep dive.
01:03:45.000 Oh, let's play the deep dive graphic. 1.00
01:03:48.000 But while you dig that up, I always, whenever they mention the black thing and they go, no, no, no, these black fucking loser human garbage nothings are just tokens they put at the front so people won't know that they secretly hate black people. 1.00
01:04:05.000 I've heard it a million times, right? 1.00
01:04:07.000 Like David Kyricos or Yosef or even Enrique, right?
01:04:12.000 They're all pawns.
01:04:13.000 Okay, I got your theory. 0.99
01:04:17.000 Wouldn't you want to talk to one of these loser pawns that just takes it on the chin? 1.00
01:04:22.000 Who are these bizarre masochists that happily join a racist club just to be a symbol? 0.99
01:04:31.000 Do they get paid? 0.97
01:04:32.000 Is that it? 0.99
01:04:33.000 Is there a secret like, thanks for coming, you fucking N? 1.00
01:04:37.000 Here's your five grand. 1.00
01:04:39.000 You'll probably spend it on crack knowing you people.
01:04:42.000 And he's just like, whatever, man, I got my money.
01:04:44.000 Is that what it is? 0.97
01:04:46.000 I mean, you've dug yourself a fucking, you've painted yourself into a corner here where you need to come up with an out like that, or else what? 1.00
01:04:56.000 They're just absolute retards that are like, I'm a proud boy. 1.00
01:05:02.000 They're not racist. 1.00
01:05:03.000 And we're like, we totally fooled that black guy. 1.00
01:05:07.000 Look at him.
01:05:07.000 He's wearing our uniform.
01:05:09.000 They're all Steve Janowski from Eastbound and Down.
01:05:12.000 Yeah.
01:05:12.000 I love you, Prowboy.
01:05:14.000 Yeah, it's like Zenoa Kinsman, where they go, she's a bed wench. 1.00
01:05:18.000 And I always say, interesting theory.
01:05:20.000 She's right there.
01:05:21.000 Why don't you go say it to her face? 1.00
01:05:22.000 Why don't you tell Zenoa that she's a bed wench, stupid bitch slave, that racist John Kinsman just fucks as a joke? 1.00
01:05:30.000 Go tell her that. 1.00
01:05:31.000 Do you know she knows more about country than anybody else I know?
01:05:35.000 And also, like, urban rap.
01:05:38.000 And reggae?
01:05:39.000 Yeah, she knows.
01:05:40.000 Oh, yeah.
01:05:40.000 Believe it or not, Zenoa Kinsman is a human being with depth and feelings and her own opinions.
01:05:46.000 And she's not brainwashed by the evil plantation owner, John Kinsman. 1.00
01:05:51.000 Like, what an imbecile. 1.00
01:05:54.000 They're both embarrassing. 1.00
01:05:55.000 And isn't that funny that the whole crux of this is middle class versus working class? 1.00
01:06:01.000 And you go, oh, it must be the smart, educated people looking down on the dumb people. 0.99
01:06:06.000 No. 0.99
01:06:07.000 Go talk to these proud boys, these plumbers, these tradesmen.
01:06:10.000 They have way higher IQs than these two.
01:06:13.000 And she got my joke when I said, let's go to Dick Mondale's instead of McDonald's.
01:06:18.000 And she laughed.
01:06:18.000 So she gets pretty awesome humor.
01:06:25.000 Deep dive. 0.64
01:06:26.000 Where's the deep dive?
01:06:27.000 I gave you like an deep.
01:06:35.000 It's an emergency episode.
01:06:36.000 Deep dive. 1.00
01:06:37.000 Oh, shit. 0.99
01:06:38.000 When we do a deep dive, I should get you a watery background. 0.99
01:06:40.000 On it.
01:06:42.000 Okay.
01:06:43.000 Anyway, so neo-fascist.
01:06:45.000 It makes you sound so smart, too, right?
01:06:48.000 Like, fascist makes you sound kind of smart.
01:06:50.000 Not in the context of like a sign, but when you're having a discussion, they go, yeah, well, the problem with a lot of the early fascists is, unlike the neo-fascists, and you're like, ooh, that sounds like neo-Marxism and the Marxist dialectic and intersectionality.
01:07:05.000 And let's have a hegemony and discourse, a discourse about hegemony.
01:07:10.000 It all sounds so smart.
01:07:12.000 But it ain't.
01:07:13.000 You know, they can say that anyone who's calling them a white nationalist, they're just sort of buying into liberal hype.
01:07:20.000 Yes.
01:07:20.000 So I think they're quite optimistic and quite clever in terms of how they brand and promote themselves.
01:07:25.000 And that is also what makes the same thing.
01:07:27.000 So now any normal journalist, and this happened with the SPLC, would go, and I'm speaking like I just landed from outer space, right?
01:07:35.000 I want to hear about these black guys.
01:07:39.000 Who are they?
01:07:40.000 Are they paid? 1.00
01:07:41.000 Are they stupid? 1.00
01:07:42.000 Are they brainwashed? 1.00
01:07:45.000 Like, there's a pretty big fly in the ointment here.
01:07:49.000 You've got a major Achilles heel.
01:07:51.000 There is a chink in the armor, and it's the Jinx. 1.00
01:07:56.000 What about the Asians? 0.95
01:07:58.000 What about the gays?
01:07:59.000 What about the Jews? 0.99
01:08:00.000 Are they all duped?
01:08:03.000 Or do they have their own faculty?
01:08:07.000 Is that possible?
01:08:10.000 Whales are dogs.
01:08:10.000 Did you know that?
01:08:12.000 Yeah, I don't believe that whole evolution crap. 0.99
01:08:16.000 So God just made a whale? 0.98
01:08:17.000 Yeah.
01:08:20.000 Okay.
01:08:21.000 For mankind.
01:08:23.000 Every animal you see on Earth was created just like that.
01:08:26.000 What about a chihuahua?
01:08:28.000 No, there are adaptations and evolutions within.
01:08:35.000 A whale is an adaptation.
01:08:37.000 But there's no change in kind.
01:08:39.000 Yeah, it's still a mammal.
01:08:41.000 It breathes air.
01:08:42.000 It can't live underwater without breathing air.
01:08:45.000 It's true.
01:08:46.000 It's a dog.
01:08:51.000 Go ahead.
01:08:54.000 Would it be a reasonable analogy, or even could it be a template that they are very much like or trying to be very much like the early brown shirts, the brown shirts from 1923 to 1934, I think it was,
01:09:10.000 when they got absorbed into the military.
01:09:13.000 That this was a volunteer force that used to go around and basically beat up people.
01:09:20.000 That's definitely a comparison that's been made, and I think that does definitely hold water. 0.59
01:09:25.000 I mean, there's also been comparisons made to other nationalist militant groups around the world who, again, use community activism to ingratiate themselves with local community and build those levels of support.
01:09:38.000 Wait, the Brown Church were trying to ingratiate themselves with the community? 0.97
01:09:40.000 Weren't they communists who were beating the shit out of everyone? 1.00
01:09:44.000 Beating the shit out of the Nazis? 0.99
01:09:47.000 Do they do toy drives? 0.99
01:09:50.000 Yeah.
01:09:50.000 Shouldn't there be a lot of interviews of like, are you used to the Proud Boys?
01:09:56.000 Where's the blacked out guys? 0.99
01:09:57.000 They used to pay me to walk.
01:09:59.000 Anyway, we made it to the Brown shirts.
01:10:01.000 I think what happened there is he goes, oh, we're doing the Proud Boys, okay?
01:10:04.000 And his research was he Wikipedia the KKK and he wrote down some dates.
01:10:09.000 And then he Wikipedia the Nazis and he focused on the brown shirts and wrote down some dates.
01:10:14.000 And he's like, I'm ready to discuss the Proud Boys.
01:10:17.000 I have the two things they're like.
01:10:19.000 All right, let's jump to the mailbag. 0.99
01:10:27.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad. 0.99
01:10:31.000 Let's turn our eyes together's mailbag. 1.00
01:10:37.000 Let me touch it.
01:10:40.000 I gotta say, I'm not that impressed with the brand new MacBook's battery life.
01:10:46.000 No, no, no, it's pretty bad.
01:10:47.000 Yeah?
01:10:48.000 Yep, mine too. 0.87
01:10:49.000 You know, it lasted for a bit, and then it just got real shitty.
01:10:54.000 Same for you? 0.81
01:10:55.000 Yeah.
01:10:55.000 Yeah.
01:10:56.000 Well, no, it's been shitty out of the gate. 0.94
01:10:58.000 Dude, this new Mac that we got, every now and then it loses connection to the keyboard and does some other really weird shit. 0.52
01:11:08.000 Oh, yeah, it can't play QuickTime videos, which is pretty big.
01:11:11.000 QuickTime is an Apple product.
01:11:13.000 Yeah, that's a pretty big deal.
01:11:15.000 So if you fast-forward through the video, like the audio won't be there, and you have to click it to open it, and sometimes that won't work.
01:11:23.000 I'm like, this is supposed to have the M1 chip that's grand and spectacular.
01:11:27.000 Apple slave, and I get nothing but abuse. 0.99
01:11:30.000 I'm such a switch.
01:11:30.000 And I tried to switch to PC.
01:11:32.000 I even tried to switch to Android, and I just got so mad that I went back.
01:11:37.000 It's too late.
01:11:38.000 I'm a Scientologist for life. 0.99
01:11:40.000 I mean, I love Apple, but you know, they suck. 0.99
01:11:45.000 Retarded or sprinkles? 0.99
01:11:47.000 Asks this man.
01:11:49.000 Okay.
01:11:49.000 Okay.
01:11:50.000 Behind the retarded sprinkles. 0.99
01:11:53.000 Click the button and get me to the video.
01:11:58.000 Okay.
01:11:58.000 Why not both?
01:12:00.000 I said a nigger. 1.00
01:12:00.000 A nigger. 1.00
01:12:01.000 A nigger to the nick. 1.00
01:12:02.000 A nicky, nicky, nick, nigger. 1.00
01:12:03.000 Nigger, nick, nicky. 1.00
01:12:04.000 Nigga to the nick, nick, nigger. 1.00
01:12:06.000 Nicky to nick, nick, the nicky, nick, nigger. 1.00
01:12:08.000 Kick it to the nick, nick, nigger, nicky to nick, nick nigger. 1.00
01:12:10.000 How long do we let that? 0.99
01:12:11.000 It's not exactly witty.
01:12:15.000 That is terrible, man.
01:12:17.000 My sergeant, the leftist.
01:12:18.000 Salutations, butt boys, plus Maddie if he isn't in jail.
01:12:21.000 My sergeant, soon to be lieutenant, is a far-left radical who I have been in many heated arguments with, and I've also threatened him with violence on a few occasions.
01:12:32.000 Are you allowed to do that in the military?
01:12:33.000 I think that's breaking ranks.
01:12:34.000 Don't you have to drop and give me 20?
01:12:37.000 And then, and when you're done, he says, on your feet, soldier?
01:12:40.000 No.
01:12:41.000 The guy doesn't ever write me up or recommend me for suspension.
01:12:45.000 He's my whipping post. 1.00
01:12:46.000 He's the type of mentally ill. 1.00
01:12:49.000 He's the type of mentally ill that says the meandering was as worse, if not worse. 1.00
01:12:55.000 Okay, dude. 1.00
01:12:57.000 Let me rewrite your sentence for you. 1.00
01:12:59.000 He's the type of mentally ill that says the meandering was worse, if not the worst. 0.97
01:13:07.000 He thinks it was worse than 9-11. 0.98
01:13:09.000 I even made your sentence worse, actually.
01:13:12.000 I would say 90% of the police department I work for is center-right.
01:13:15.000 Thanks for all you do, and I have my $100 ready for next year's sub.
01:13:20.000 So it's, oh, it's a cop.
01:13:21.000 He's not in the military. 0.97
01:13:23.000 I got to say, I'm fucking baffled by left-wing cops. 0.98
01:13:28.000 Yeah. 0.97
01:13:30.000 I know one, I know a black cop who, I won't say how we bumped into each other, but I was like, oh, cool, we're doing this together.
01:13:38.000 Hey, man, I'm a big cop guy.
01:13:39.000 We should get a beer sometimes.
01:13:40.000 And you know what he said to me?
01:13:42.000 He goes, I've probably told you this 100 times, but he goes, yeah, yeah, I don't like cops and I don't like beer.
01:13:48.000 I don't drink.
01:13:48.000 Oh, yeah, yeah.
01:13:49.000 All right.
01:13:51.000 And then I talked to other cops about that guy. 0.95
01:13:54.000 And they said, yeah, some black dudes, they just get hammered so much at Thanksgiving and at home and from all their friends and stuff that they believe it. 0.97
01:14:04.000 And they go, you know what? 0.95
01:14:05.000 You're right. 1.00
01:14:06.000 Fuck these assholes. 1.00
01:14:07.000 Yeah. 1.00
01:14:08.000 Or there are other guys who get, who can't take the riffing and it hurts them.
01:14:14.000 It has hurt them today.
01:14:15.000 That's happening a lot.
01:14:16.000 You'll see it all the time.
01:14:18.000 I've got a lot of cop friends and they say, you know, in the break room, there's like a community whiteboard.
01:14:24.000 And it's actually encouraged, Gavin, that officers will go up with the whiteboard and they'll write piggy wiggy wiggy, can't you see, something about bacon and draw pictures.
01:14:37.000 Thanks, Ezra.
01:14:37.000 Thanks for checking in.
01:14:39.000 Okay.
01:14:39.000 Pedo statue.
01:14:40.000 What's up, G-Dog and the Dad Fag? 1.00
01:14:41.000 Thought this was funny. 0.99
01:14:42.000 Lefties love to topple a statue, yet complain when it's being done if the guy's a pedo. 0.98
01:14:48.000 And he's spelling it P-A-E-D-O, so this must be a Brit. 1.00
01:14:53.000 Very telling on the comment, where will it all end at the bottom? 1.00
01:14:56.000 Welcome to our side, fuck nuts. 1.00
01:14:59.000 Also, the statue is on the BBC building, a broadcaster with a rich history of covering for pedophiles. 1.00
01:15:06.000 What defines an artist, says the BBC, or says the Guardian.
01:15:12.000 Their work or their life?
01:15:13.000 Ever since Eric Grill's crimes have come to light, it's been something to ponder as you walk into the BBC's old broadcasting house, entering the building under his looming prospero and Ariel.
01:15:23.000 But when I arrived at work on Wednesday afternoon, a ladder, blah, blah, blah.
01:15:26.000 God.
01:15:28.000 This is what journalists need to get back to.
01:15:30.000 The five W's.
01:15:31.000 Who went, when, where, why?
01:15:32.000 In the opening paragraph.
01:15:34.000 I don't need to hear about you meandering into work. 1.00
01:15:39.000 Eric Gill was a monster, a depraved pedophile who abused his daughters and others. 0.99
01:15:43.000 But as a sculptor, he made wondrous creations. 0.99
01:15:46.000 At a time when statues across the country are being reassessed, there will be those who believe that if it's legal to tear down a monument to a prominent slaver, it's also time to do the same to artwork by a man who committed horrific sex crimes.
01:15:58.000 Who was this guy? 0.84
01:16:00.000 Like a real creep.
01:16:02.000 Ew. 0.89
01:16:05.000 He's a bad man.
01:16:06.000 And look, it's him with a little kid. 0.98
01:16:09.000 You had a giant pedophile statue in your front building.
01:16:12.000 Ha ha. 0.98
01:16:14.000 I say tear them all down. 1.00
01:16:16.000 Fuck you. 1.00
01:16:16.000 Well, there's another. 1.00
01:16:18.000 Yikes.
01:16:19.000 You drew first blood. 1.00
01:16:20.000 I want all your leftist shit tackled, torn down. 1.00
01:16:24.000 I want you all canceled. 1.00
01:16:25.000 I want you to suffer. 0.93
01:16:26.000 This is when you can't separate the art from the crimes of the person.
01:16:30.000 Michael Jackson, maybe.
01:16:31.000 This guy, it's kind of woven.
01:16:36.000 With the exception of Pretty Young Thing. 1.00
01:16:38.000 All right, we've been going too long.
01:16:39.000 Let's get to the final vid.
01:16:41.000 Wait, what's that?
01:16:42.000 This was a little old, but cozy.tv's Nick Fuent's thing, and then this is what he has to say about it.
01:16:49.000 What is Cozy TV?
01:16:50.000 Like, how do you get on Cozy TV?
01:16:53.000 Well, we're rolling it out.
01:16:55.000 We're bringing on streamers every week.
01:16:56.000 So we did three last week, three this week.
01:16:59.000 We're going to do three next week, the week after that, and so on.
01:17:03.000 We'll probably bring on a ton of people in December.
01:17:05.000 This is just the beta test right now.
01:17:09.000 It's pretty cool so far.
01:17:10.000 I like it.
01:17:12.000 Like the way that free speech.
01:17:15.000 You're correct.
01:17:16.000 You're correct.
01:17:16.000 Yeah, it's free speech, no censorship.
01:17:19.000 We are anti-gay, anti-woman, anti-black, anti-Semitic. 0.69
01:17:24.000 That's basically because everything else is every other way. 0.95
01:17:30.000 But that's the only way that America will be the future. 0.63
01:17:34.000 So that's another Sprinkles or Retarded segment. 0.99
01:17:37.000 Very funny.
01:17:38.000 Yeah.
01:17:38.000 Oh, my God.
01:17:40.000 He's just saying, I've done with you.
01:17:42.000 You've canceled me one too many times.
01:17:44.000 What's the harm?
01:17:45.000 But when we went to that America first thing, there was not tons, but there was like four or five black dudes.
01:17:50.000 They're not actually racist.
01:17:51.000 They have to get you.
01:17:52.000 I'm explaining to the folks at home.
01:17:54.000 Yes.
01:17:54.000 We have a million lunatics watching us waiting to take something out of context, like Tess Owen.
01:18:01.000 All right, let's get to the final video.
01:18:17.000 Okay. 0.97
01:18:19.000 No one cares if you're gay, right? 1.00
01:18:21.000 We established that earlier in the show.
01:18:23.000 We're socially liberal. 0.98
01:18:25.000 But just be a gay, like Chadwick Moore. 0.99
01:18:28.000 I mean, he has a slight lisp, I guess, but he's just a normal dude, right? 0.99
01:18:35.000 This fucking swishing around stuff, it's tedious. 0.98
01:18:41.000 We don't like it. 1.00
01:18:42.000 It's dumb. 0.98
01:18:43.000 So stop it, please. 0.98
01:18:46.000 And like, look at that.
01:18:47.000 Just look at that picture.
01:18:52.000 Do you act like that in a car accident?
01:18:56.000 Like, what if you had chemo, you're totally bald, and they say, okay, we need you to at least try to walk today.
01:19:02.000 And you have your little walker thing, and you're like, oh, my God, I still am.
01:19:07.000 Walking is so hard, you guys.
01:19:09.000 No, you're going to be like, okay, I think I got it.
01:19:12.000 Oh, God, this is hard.
01:19:14.000 I still, I feel like I was throwing up all morning, so my throat is burning.
01:19:18.000 Don't you mean, my throat is burning like Paris?
01:19:23.000 So I'm not buying it.
01:19:25.000 I'm not buying this.
01:19:28.000 What you're about to see.
01:19:30.000 He's being proposed to.
01:19:33.000 That's a black thing, by the way, the walking away.
01:19:40.000 And he knows there's a camera on him?
01:19:50.000 We know who the top is and who's the bottom.
01:19:52.000 Like, what does that walk?
01:19:56.000 I would be so...
01:19:56.000 Imagine did that woman do that when you proposed?
01:19:58.000 You'd be like, actually, no, I changed my mind.
01:20:00.000 Yeah, that's...
01:20:02.000 That's like a thousand farts in front of me, basically.
01:20:04.000 It's so fake, is my point.
01:20:08.000 Stop.
01:20:09.000 He's a figure.
01:20:13.000 Stop that.
01:20:15.000 Now he has to get up because he's like, I'll stop asking. 0.98
01:20:18.000 This is why dads get mad when their kids are gay. 0.87
01:20:20.000 Not because... 0.91
01:20:21.000 Or their sons come out as gay.
01:20:22.000 Not because the kid's gay, because they're worried.
01:20:25.000 Is he going to be like one of those? 0.57
01:20:27.000 Or is he going to be like one of the guy proposing? 0.66
01:20:29.000 When the dad finds out you're this kind of gay, he's like, oh, well, I guess I want to have kids. 1.00
01:20:34.000 Was that annoying or what? 0.95
01:20:36.000 Anyway, we're out of time.
01:20:38.000 Very weird show.
01:20:40.000 We looked at two rando Calarisian videos.
01:20:45.000 But that's life when you're living on the edge.
01:20:47.000 Get fired, get in trouble, be brave.
01:20:56.000 And never stop fighting.
01:21:02.000 Now it be defiled. 0.98
01:21:04.000 It's hard if you're gay and watching the track. 0.92
01:21:08.000 Life is so easy for the straight. 0.93
01:21:35.000 Please do all the things we can do.
01:21:43.000 Please get it.