Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - January 24, 2022


S04E79 - THE BIG ANNOUNCEMENT


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In this episode, the boys talk about their favorite post-hardcore bands from the 90s and early 2000s. They also discuss the dangers of going to the fast food joint in the early 90s, and what it's like to work at KFC.

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00:00:58.000 That was Beefeater, a DC band.
00:01:04.000 They sort of got big after Revolution Summer.
00:01:07.000 So the DC hardcore scene started with some pretty heavy shit, like minor threats, screaming and yelling, and then they evolved and they grew.
00:01:15.000 And we went from minor threat to Fugazi and Beefeater were there too.
00:01:21.000 Am I wrong?
00:01:22.000 When were Beefeater around?
00:01:24.000 Because they were not noise.
00:01:26.000 That song was pretty hardcore, but their later stuff was really groovy and weird and African and bassy and stuff.
00:01:34.000 The singer was named, what the fuck was his name?
00:01:38.000 Thomas Tomas.
00:01:40.000 Very weird dude.
00:01:41.000 They stayed at our house when they were on tour back in the early 90s.
00:01:46.000 And the dude slept.
00:01:48.000 We're like, you can crash here.
00:01:49.000 You can use my bed.
00:01:50.000 The band can stay here.
00:01:51.000 And he's like, I'm fine, man.
00:01:53.000 He slept with his head in the closet in the hallway.
00:01:58.000 And he had nothing below him, just like the floor.
00:02:01.000 And on his right side, he had a rock.
00:02:04.000 And on his left side, he had a stick.
00:02:07.000 As one does.
00:02:09.000 Thomas Squip?
00:02:10.000 Was that?
00:02:10.000 Yeah.
00:02:11.000 Tomas Squip.
00:02:15.000 So where did they start?
00:02:19.000 84 to what?
00:02:23.000 86.
00:02:24.000 That kind of kills my entire thing.
00:02:27.000 So they were there.
00:02:28.000 No, no, no.
00:02:28.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:02:29.000 They were there at the beginning.
00:02:32.000 They seem like the evolved part of Discord records, but I guess they weren't.
00:02:36.000 But they did have some weird, cool shit.
00:02:39.000 Anyway, if you want to check out a hardcore band and you find them a little too noisy, I highly recommend Beefeater.
00:02:46.000 They've got some really melodic songs.
00:02:49.000 You know what's a great album of sort of post-hardcore DC hardcore?
00:02:54.000 It's called State of the Union.
00:02:57.000 And it's got a bunch of bums on it. 0.97
00:03:00.000 I don't mean bum-bums. 0.95
00:03:02.000 I mean homeless gentlemen.
00:03:06.000 They're just like sitting around and shit.
00:03:12.000 State of the Union Discord is the label.
00:03:17.000 Maybe we should have a thing where my computer can link up to a screen.
00:03:22.000 Would that just be like a long Thunderbird cable or something?
00:03:26.000 We could do Thunderbolt.
00:03:30.000 Oh wait, there we go.
00:03:31.000 Yeah, that's it.
00:03:34.000 Can you pull up some of those songs or maybe pull it up in YouTube?
00:03:37.000 It's got some...
00:03:38.000 I cannot recommend this record enough.
00:03:40.000 And I'm not...
00:03:40.000 It's not for like punk fans.
00:03:43.000 It's just a really cool.
00:03:46.000 Record.
00:03:51.000 Sounds terrible.
00:03:52.000 Let me see the song list.
00:03:53.000 Have you got a song list for it?
00:03:59.000 Stones on the wall.
00:04:00.000 Oh, this is the only.
00:04:01.000 That's a standalone track.
00:04:03.000 Okay, let's see if we can find some.
00:04:05.000 But that song gets good, too.
00:04:07.000 Where'd my little garbage go that was here?
00:04:09.000 I don't know.
00:04:10.000 I didn't touch it.
00:04:11.000 It's fucking gone, man.
00:04:14.000 I went shopping in the South Bronx today.
00:04:18.000 Kentucky Fried Chicken is still closed.
00:04:22.000 And I went to that subway you went to?
00:04:24.000 Yeah.
00:04:26.000 It was a dare.
00:04:27.000 I thought I was eating something from Fear Factor.
00:04:30.000 The bread was a dead sock.
00:04:33.000 Okay, full album.
00:04:34.000 Dude, I couldn't believe he wiped the knife off on my sandwich.
00:04:38.000 Well, I'm at the point now where I was having nightmares last week, but now I still wake up at around 3 or 4, but it's not scary anymore.
00:04:46.000 I'm just sitting around.
00:04:47.000 Oh, my God.
00:04:49.000 So this time I thought, I'm going to fucking go to that subway and say, hey, buddy, I'm not a Yelp guy.
00:04:54.000 I'm not a snitch, but it was disgusting.
00:04:58.000 And my co-worker, anyway, instead of going there and doing that, I said all this on the phone.
00:05:04.000 And I said, my co-worker and I, we were subway niggas, and we could have been going there every day, you know, 10 bucks a day, 10, 20.
00:05:14.000 It could have been thousands, at least hundreds of dollars over the years.
00:05:17.000 And we're never going back again.
00:05:20.000 I'm not risking it ever again.
00:05:21.000 That's the way new places are.
00:05:24.000 Even though he complimented my belt.
00:05:26.000 Your what?
00:05:27.000 He said, that's a nice belt.
00:05:30.000 Oh, on your wrist?
00:05:32.000 He fucking, we didn't tell anybody this, but yeah, he took the sandwich thing, you put it in the hinge of the sandwich, and you fold it over, and then take it out.
00:05:40.000 There's, you know, ranch and shit on there.
00:05:43.000 And he just wipes it on the top of the sandwich and then packages it up.
00:05:46.000 Yeah.
00:05:46.000 Your sandwich is a napkin.
00:05:47.000 My sandwich is not your cloth, sir.
00:05:51.000 Now that knife is nice and clean again.
00:05:55.000 They don't do a meal thing where you get the chips and the drink for whatever price.
00:06:00.000 $10, charge me.
00:06:02.000 But just out of principle, I didn't get the chips.
00:06:05.000 I just got the drink.
00:06:06.000 You can't get a chips and drink up charge.
00:06:08.000 You have to buy them separately.
00:06:10.000 I'd rather go.
00:06:11.000 I'm going to go to the one like three miles away.
00:06:13.000 That's never let me down.
00:06:16.000 That's irritating.
00:06:17.000 They don't take cookies.
00:06:18.000 But this bread was so stale.
00:06:19.000 So I call the guy, and I'm like, thousands of dollars.
00:06:21.000 And I go, this bread was stale.
00:06:22.000 And I might think, oh, it's a freak occurrence.
00:06:25.000 But my coworker was there the day before, and he went through the same shit.
00:06:28.000 Not stale.
00:06:29.000 Not Cooked.
00:06:31.000 The cheese on the top wasn't melted.
00:06:33.000 Like when you put it in the toaster, that's when it cooked more.
00:06:35.000 Oh, I should have mentioned that.
00:06:37.000 It was raw bread.
00:06:38.000 But did you toast your shit?
00:06:40.000 I toast my shit.
00:06:41.000 Yeah.
00:06:41.000 Yeah, mine felt like it was uncooked, too.
00:06:44.000 It was like glaringly white.
00:06:46.000 Yes.
00:06:46.000 It looked like a piece of paper.
00:06:47.000 Same thing.
00:06:48.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:06:48.000 It was the same.
00:06:50.000 Crazy.
00:06:50.000 And I go, I go, and it's just like, I'm zedi, sari, sar, eddi, sari.
00:06:55.000 I'm eddy, sari, sar.
00:06:56.000 Like, no, I wasn't looking for a coupon.
00:06:58.000 I'm never going back to that one ever.
00:07:00.000 But I go, like, I want something to come from this.
00:07:04.000 Remember when I was mad about Santa being black at the museum in Chicago? 0.99
00:07:07.000 And I just said, why are we even having this argument?
00:07:10.000 Like, what are you going to do?
00:07:11.000 Change him?
00:07:13.000 Tell your boss that there was someone that was arguing that you might as well make Santa a woman. 1.00
00:07:17.000 You can't just change folklore.
00:07:20.000 And so I go, where are we going here?
00:07:22.000 What's happening with this?
00:07:24.000 And I just walk away.
00:07:26.000 We're sorry, sir.
00:07:27.000 Let's go back on Tuesday.
00:07:29.000 Thanks.
00:07:30.000 We're the sir in that particular one.
00:07:32.000 That's a different place entirely, in a totally different borough.
00:07:36.000 But hilarious.
00:07:39.000 I ended the conversation with, look, let's stop talking.
00:07:42.000 I wasn't looking for an apology, obviously.
00:07:44.000 Just whatever you're doing with your bread, fix.
00:07:49.000 Right?
00:07:49.000 Like with my pants with Nita Fashions, they were a little snug in my last order.
00:07:55.000 And then so were yours.
00:07:56.000 And I said, I don't want my money back.
00:07:58.000 It's not a problem.
00:07:59.000 I might have them taken out like a quarter inch.
00:08:02.000 But in the future, see, I'm about like, let's move forward and fix this.
00:08:07.000 In the future, when you get your waist measurement, maybe give it a little oomph.
00:08:13.000 Maybe go on the outside a bit.
00:08:16.000 That's how you solve problems, folks.
00:08:19.000 You don't just go, what the fuck?
00:08:20.000 This sucks.
00:08:21.000 Fuck you.
00:08:22.000 No.
00:08:23.000 You just go, okay, look, the catastrophe happened.
00:08:26.000 I don't want it to happen again.
00:08:27.000 So let's make sure that we shovel the driveway before we reverse the trucks. 1.00
00:08:31.000 You know what I mean?
00:08:32.000 And it's like, people don't have that perspective.
00:08:35.000 Their perspective is like, this is bad for me and I'm mad.
00:08:38.000 The end.
00:08:40.000 No, you got to yell at people.
00:08:41.000 I'm pro yelling, obviously.
00:08:43.000 But it should come.
00:08:44.000 The yelling should have some sort of like, you keep doing this.
00:08:47.000 Let's not do that anymore.
00:08:48.000 Stop making this mistake.
00:08:49.000 My biggest pet peeve, this drives me mental, is when I say, hey, I get a feeling that the trucks are going to slide down on the ice if we don't shovel this driveway now while the snow is soft.
00:09:01.000 And then someone goes, no, it'll be fine.
00:09:02.000 And then they reverse over the snow.
00:09:04.000 It's cold that night.
00:09:05.000 It becomes ice.
00:09:06.000 And then all the trucks are crashed.
00:09:07.000 And I was like, I don't mind if the trucks are crashed.
00:09:10.000 But it's when I said the trucks are going to crash and they crashed.
00:09:13.000 That makes me lose my fucking shit.
00:09:16.000 And I was at this network the other day.
00:09:19.000 We were discussing various business decisions.
00:09:22.000 It's not compound.
00:09:23.000 And there was a guy there, and I was just coming in as he was leaving.
00:09:29.000 And I could see him asking for a raise.
00:09:31.000 And it reminded me of some contributors we've had where they're like, I got car payments, man, and are you going to need more money?
00:09:39.000 And I'm like, that's not how it works.
00:09:42.000 Like, in the NBA, the players get money because the team is petrified.
00:09:48.000 They're going to go somewhere else.
00:09:49.000 And they're that good of a player.
00:09:50.000 You just can't, I'm not your dad.
00:09:53.000 Like, you can't come up to me and go, you're not going to believe this.
00:09:55.000 I need a new roof.
00:09:56.000 So I'm going to need a raise.
00:09:59.000 What?
00:10:00.000 No.
00:10:01.000 A raise is...
00:10:02.000 Raise the roof.
00:10:04.000 I'm so valuable to this company that you can't imagine living without me and you want to hold on to me.
00:10:10.000 Or we have a contract and you can't leave.
00:10:14.000 You know what I mean?
00:10:15.000 Be like, I'll give you a razor.
00:10:16.000 You can fucking shave your fucking face.
00:10:19.000 See, you should have said slit your wrists.
00:10:22.000 Yes, you're right.
00:10:23.000 Shave your face?
00:10:26.000 You're fired.
00:10:30.000 Let's do a war on kids. 0.98
00:10:37.000 Are you ready?
00:10:38.000 Because it's coming.
00:10:39.000 I'm ready.
00:10:39.000 Get ready for Arnold Schwarzenegger.
00:10:46.000 We are living in an ageism era where children are seen as human garbage.
00:10:52.000 Regulations to indoctrinate American school children with poisonous and divisive left-wing doctors.
00:11:06.000 I heard someone running in the show complaining about those.
00:11:08.000 Just get into the thing.
00:11:10.000 No.
00:11:11.000 Fuck you.
00:11:12.000 We like our bumpers.
00:11:13.000 We haven't showed our new.
00:11:14.000 Oh, wait, do we have a feminism coming up? 1.00
00:11:19.000 We do.
00:11:20.000 I got one feminism. 1.00
00:11:22.000 No, I don't.
00:11:22.000 I have no feminism.
00:11:24.000 We have a new bumper.
00:11:25.000 I don't know if you want to show it.
00:11:26.000 No, we're not showing it.
00:11:27.000 Oh, man.
00:11:28.000 See, you're like the guy who wants a raise.
00:11:30.000 You're like, I made something.
00:11:31.000 I want to show it.
00:11:32.000 No, it's not helping the out.
00:11:35.000 You got to think of the outside.
00:11:36.000 Like, the big picture is about going from the outside looking in.
00:11:39.000 That's why I've subscribed to censored.tv.
00:11:41.000 That's why I had a subscription to Vice.
00:11:44.000 I always want to see what the people are getting.
00:11:48.000 You should go to Censored.tv on a regular basis.
00:11:51.000 It should be the thing you check, like on your phone all the time.
00:11:57.000 Okay, these gay teachers, it's getting tedious at this point. 1.00
00:12:02.000 I mean, it's becoming...
00:12:04.000 You know what I would like to see from libs of TikTok?
00:12:07.000 A topographical map.
00:12:10.000 Is this a national problem coast to coast?
00:12:12.000 It's clearly in blue cities, it's the biggest problem, but can I see some pins on a map?
00:12:18.000 Like, is this just the Pacific Northwest when we see these?
00:12:22.000 And we do end up getting these teachers fired, and we do find out what schools they're at.
00:12:26.000 I mean, this isn't about doxing someone because you don't like their political beliefs.
00:12:29.000 This is someone who is indoctrinating children with a sexual preference, and I don't want sex anywhere near kids.
00:12:40.000 Okay.
00:12:42.000 The main reason for me about why having queer representation and queer educators and queer education in the classroom from a young age is so that these kids will grow up to either be wonderful and accepting allies Who have had this normalized in their lives from a young age.
00:13:05.000 If you normalize queerness from a young age, they're more likely to be more accepting and understanding.
00:13:11.000 And if they do not grow up to be good allies, I hope that those kids who later on realize that they are queer, love themselves, and are able to express themselves and be proud of who they are, that these kids are able to see people like them in their lives and say,
00:13:31.000 hey, that person's just like me, and it's okay to be me.
00:13:35.000 That is the main reason for me about the world.
00:13:38.000 Your whole philosophy is based on the assumption that homophobia is rampant.
00:13:42.000 But did you notice her demeanor there?
00:13:45.000 She's like a wise old sage with her little fucking T. That's a big T. Yeah, it's a big T. Hey, T. You know what it might be?
00:13:56.000 I think a lot of people, they get kind of drunk with power.
00:14:00.000 And men make better teachers when it comes to older years because they can handle the attention.
00:14:06.000 But I think these young ladies, she looks like she's fucking 20. 1.00
00:14:11.000 They're in a room of all these admiring children who think she's wonderful.
00:14:15.000 And there's so much joy.
00:14:17.000 She's exposed to too much joy and love.
00:14:20.000 And she's like, these kids don't love me just because they're cute little angels and children are wonderful.
00:14:27.000 I'm kind of a God.
00:14:29.000 And then the next thing you know, you're holding your cup like that.
00:14:32.000 Like, she looks like she's God coming down and talking to us.
00:14:35.000 God, why have you forsaken me?
00:14:38.000 Well, I mean, there's a lot of reasons why I forsake people in general.
00:14:44.000 You know, one of the reasons is that I want you to know what sin is.
00:14:50.000 I want you to see that life isn't all perfect.
00:14:57.000 A lot of you guys say to me, they say, why did young children have cancer?
00:15:02.000 Why did that family crash?
00:15:05.000 I don't know how many times I have to explain this, but the reason I do that is because if there was no cancer, there was no accidents, there was no way to die, you'd all be Superman.
00:15:19.000 And that's no way to live.
00:15:21.000 You know, I'm reminded of one of my creations, Gavin McInnes, who said that, you know, when normal people go to the Grand Canyon, they think it's a wonderful excursion and they rent the donkeys and they go down.
00:15:34.000 It takes about eight hours and it's just wonderful for them to see.
00:15:37.000 Superman, you know, he just flies in, zips around, and flies out.
00:15:41.000 It means nothing to him.
00:15:42.000 You know?
00:15:44.000 Oh, I just spilled my tea.
00:15:45.000 Oh, my God.
00:15:46.000 I just started a flood.
00:15:48.000 Sorry, India. 1.00
00:15:50.000 Yeah.
00:15:52.000 Now I'm talking about God all of a sudden.
00:15:55.000 You need suffering, or else you're just walking off the edge of a building.
00:15:58.000 Boop, boop, boop. 1.00
00:15:59.000 You land, you crush the cement, and then you just keep walking.
00:16:03.000 Well, now you're dead.
00:16:05.000 Like these people who don't want pain and suffering on earth, they want to be ghosts because it's only ghosts who can't hurt their leg.
00:16:14.000 There's got to be a downside or there's no fun involved.
00:16:18.000 No risk.
00:16:18.000 You got to have stakes.
00:16:21.000 Anyway, we've got to start doing something with these teachers.
00:16:26.000 We've got to make a big special episode of them all and classify them into categories.
00:16:33.000 That would be fun.
00:16:34.000 Yeah, we have a bunch.
00:16:35.000 Well, we got to, since I had you make that list, there's 100 more.
00:16:40.000 And I think we should start finding patterns.
00:16:44.000 Because this is no small beans.
00:16:46.000 These people are indoctrinating our children.
00:16:48.000 And she just admitted it.
00:16:51.000 Okay, this is something I've been wanting to get to for a while.
00:16:54.000 Age play.
00:17:00.000 Gross.
00:17:05.000 So I guess this is a thing you do where you wear a diaper.
00:17:08.000 We've all heard about that, right?
00:17:09.000 And that used to be some crazy, freaky thing that went viral.
00:17:13.000 But look at this couple. 0.85
00:17:14.000 She wears diapers.
00:17:15.000 And you look at it and you're like, this is fucking perverted.
00:17:18.000 When it's a woman who's the baby, you think, oh, you must just like fuck her face all day. 1.00
00:17:22.000 And that's disgusting because you want to fuck babies. 1.00
00:17:24.000 And then when it's a man, you think, oh, you're this gross infantilized beast.
00:17:28.000 You must shit your diaper.
00:17:29.000 And you want a woman to clean up your shit. 1.00
00:17:31.000 You're disgusting.
00:17:32.000 She must gag and puke when she wipes shit off your ass. 1.00
00:17:35.000 That's a good name for a band.
00:17:37.000 Shit off your ass.
00:17:40.000 But here, Andy No has discovered that this woman works with kids. 1.00
00:17:48.000 Wait, is that it?
00:17:50.000 What made me look into you is because your partner authored a guide on how to avoid being caught in a law enforcement sting when engaging in age play, which is getting sexual gratification from fantasizing about child sex abuse.
00:18:02.000 I saw that you like to dress as a toddler.
00:18:05.000 And then she's trying to own it, which is the opposite of the Jack Murphy School.
00:18:10.000 Actually, my title is, oh yeah, I saw on the photos of you and your partner who also does work for prostasia.
00:18:17.000 Is that what that says?
00:18:19.000 What's the name of that company?
00:18:24.000 I can't read it because it's far away.
00:18:25.000 You can't read it because you can't read.
00:18:27.000 That's true.
00:18:28.000 Zoom in then.
00:18:29.000 I'll teach you.
00:18:30.000 Prostasia, yeah.
00:18:31.000 Prostasia.
00:18:32.000 As a child care and child prostasia.
00:18:38.000 Prostasia.
00:18:39.000 As a child care and child development specialist engages in this fetish or dressing hat, so that's why you're so defensive.
00:18:46.000 Oh, Jesus.
00:18:46.000 This should be front page news.
00:18:49.000 Like, people are getting fired because their dad said the N-word 30 years ago.
00:18:52.000 Why aren't you getting fired if you work with kids and you play Age Play?
00:18:57.000 Actually, my title is pro- No, go back.
00:19:00.000 Go back, shithead.
00:19:02.000 Takes a second.
00:19:04.000 Incognito.
00:19:05.000 That must be the guy.
00:19:06.000 Oh, no, is that her?
00:19:07.000 That's her. 0.88
00:19:08.000 Actually, my title is program director.
00:19:10.000 You think someone who calls himself a journalist could figure that out since it's in all my bios?
00:19:14.000 I admit, I was not previously aware that all my kinks/slash fetishes had to be approved by a random creepy man on the internet.
00:19:21.000 That's one way to phrase it, but yeah.
00:19:23.000 Your kinks and fetishes have to be disclosed if you work with kids and your sexual fetishes involve children.
00:19:33.000 Is that unreasonable?
00:19:35.000 Is this neo-fascist of me?
00:19:37.000 Am I being a crypto-fascist?
00:19:40.000 Megan Ingerman, child care and child development specialist, program director, she, her.
00:19:47.000 That is fucked up.
00:19:49.000 Most important hazard of all that age players must be aware of is the prevalence of law enforcement sting operations in which police officers pose as being underage to lure others into online chats that can be presented as evidence of soliciting a minor for sex.
00:20:02.000 Such, imagine being worried about that.
00:20:04.000 That shouldn't be a problem if you're just doing age play with regular age people.
00:20:08.000 I'm not concerned about stings on people who want to fuck kids.
00:20:12.000 Go ahead.
00:20:13.000 Sting away.
00:20:14.000 Sting it up, bees. 0.97
00:20:15.000 Please do, actually.
00:20:17.000 Such stings attract funding for police forces from child protection.
00:20:21.000 Oh, no.
00:20:22.000 Wouldn't that be terrible if the police were focused on protecting children?
00:20:27.000 Yuck.
00:20:32.000 They're always so fucking fat.
00:20:34.000 Have you noticed everyone in education is fat?
00:20:36.000 I was walking by this tutor thing the other day, and it had a bunch of kids who were not getting A's.
00:20:42.000 And it was like all these tables.
00:20:44.000 Everyone's masked to the hilt.
00:20:47.000 And it was like, it was two big rooms, huge windows for everyone to see, which I like when the kids are involved.
00:20:54.000 And there was three tables in each room, and there was two kids per counselor, tutor.
00:20:59.000 Every single one of them was a gigantic fat fucking pig. 0.82
00:21:02.000 Like this.
00:21:05.000 Like, hard to find clothes.
00:21:09.000 Isn't that proof that teachers don't work hard enough?
00:21:14.000 Helena Bonum Harder. 0.99
00:21:16.000 That's a teacher's name.
00:21:18.000 Yeah.
00:21:19.000 Fuck Me Harder. 0.92
00:21:22.000 No.
00:21:22.000 Looks like she's, instead of Eastmont, she lives in Eatmont.
00:21:26.000 Ugh.
00:21:27.000 Fuck Me Harder. 0.92
00:21:28.000 It's her mantra.
00:21:30.000 And she likes to pretend she's a little kid. 0.97
00:21:33.000 She likes to pretend she's a little kid and get fucked, apparently. 1.00
00:21:37.000 Eh.
00:21:39.000 Sometimes when I do these stories, I'm like, careful not to make you too sick.
00:21:43.000 Because some things, especially when it's children under duress, I just have to turn off sometimes.
00:21:50.000 I'm adorable if you don't think so.
00:21:51.000 I graciously grant you the freedom to be wrong.
00:21:54.000 Human rights are bay, nerdy cra.
00:21:56.000 Fuck off.
00:22:02.000 So, 18, if you recall a long ass time ago in Canada, there was a man who abandoned his six children to become not just a woman, but a child, a little kid.
00:22:16.000 And her name is Stephanie, but it's spelled Steph on Knee.
00:22:22.000 Now, that's, she looks exactly like this guy.
00:22:25.000 This is an old story by now.
00:22:26.000 Six-year-old male.
00:22:27.000 Pedophile identifies as a five-year-old girl, convicted of breaching a court order.
00:22:30.000 This is the guy.
00:22:32.000 Wait, is this Steph on Knee?
00:22:35.000 Approach two little girls and kiss them. 0.99
00:22:37.000 This is in Britain, isn't it?
00:22:38.000 Go down a bit?
00:22:40.000 No?
00:22:41.000 I want to see the opening paragraph.
00:22:45.000 Daniel Vertrainer's...
00:22:46.000 Yeah, yeah, this is...
00:22:48.000 Stay away from children.
00:22:50.000 I think that's the same guy who was caught eating out a dog or fucking a dog on cocaine.
00:22:57.000 Janielle, I like you have to use their names.
00:23:00.000 It should be whatever their ID says.
00:23:02.000 And then, so sorry, wait, we got too many things to untangle here.
00:23:05.000 So there was the guy I caught, who looked like that who was caught fucking a dog.
00:23:08.000 There's the other guy right there, not him, the previous guy, Janielle.
00:23:12.000 And that was, he was violating the court order.
00:23:15.000 This is all the same basic looking dude, these old fat, disgusting perverts.
00:23:20.000 And then that brings us to Stefan Ni.
00:23:23.000 Wonder where she is these days. 1.00
00:23:24.000 That's the last one you showed.
00:23:26.000 And I remember listening to a podcast.
00:23:29.000 And Stefan Ni, show her disgusting face. 1.00
00:23:34.000 I have pictures of Stefan Ni DMing me.
00:23:38.000 It's in my favorites.
00:23:41.000 Stefan Ni, I heard her in a podcast saying that she had been adopted.
00:23:47.000 And this is more age play.
00:23:50.000 She had been adopted.
00:23:52.000 Yeah, here it is.
00:23:53.000 I'm just going to, I'll text it to you.
00:23:55.000 That's the easiest for me.
00:23:57.000 And it was like an old British couple.
00:23:59.000 The guy was like 60.
00:24:01.000 So was the woman.
00:24:02.000 They adopted this little baby girl, Stefan Nee, who's, I think he thinks he's five.
00:24:09.000 And of course, what's the first thing they do is fuck her, right? 1.00
00:24:13.000 And the man fucks her in her, it fucks the other man in his butt while they all pretend it's a five-year-old girl. 0.83
00:24:20.000 And then on the podcast, he goes, and then when he came in me, I thought I was going to get pregnant.
00:24:27.000 And I said, can I get pregnant?
00:24:29.000 I'm not joking.
00:24:30.000 This is, I heard this with my own ears.
00:24:32.000 And I think I did a rebel video about it.
00:24:36.000 And the joke I made was like, I'm so jealous.
00:24:39.000 I want to be with Stefani.
00:24:41.000 And he DMs me and goes, to make you completely aware of my intention to not only never let you fuck me, but also that I'm not one of your 255,000 stupid lemmings. 0.93
00:24:53.000 Let me block you out of my life, dumbass.
00:24:56.000 Whoa, I had a lot of followers on Twitter back then.
00:25:00.000 Stefan Ni.
00:25:01.000 So I made public the podcast.
00:25:03.000 I think it was on Twitter, and it immediately disappeared.
00:25:07.000 But doesn't that summarize how fucking depraved these people are?
00:25:10.000 And yeah, I'm concerned about Jeffrey Epstein's island just like anyone else, but they're fucking 17-year-olds.
00:25:17.000 If they fuck some 14-year-olds, I want to hear about it. 0.99
00:25:19.000 But like Prince Andrew fucking a 17-year-old, it's not really a high priority of mine.
00:25:23.000 These people I would rather focus on.
00:25:26.000 These guys that are, and I know it's not illegal, fucking each other, pretending to be five.
00:25:31.000 I want to know about them.
00:25:33.000 I want more media attention on them.
00:25:36.000 Contact Stefan Nees Island.
00:25:38.000 What's going on?
00:25:39.000 Like, it's funny how people get canceled for alleged racism or some, remember that Karen who said, go back to your hood.
00:25:46.000 Her life's over.
00:25:48.000 But this guy can pretend to be a five-year-old, get adopted, and get fucked in the ass.
00:25:52.000 And we're like, that's kind of cool.
00:25:53.000 And then you have USA Today saying, actually, pedophiles are not child molesters.
00:26:01.000 Watch it.
00:26:02.000 Child molesters molest children.
00:26:03.000 Pedophiles, well, they want to molest children.
00:26:10.000 There you go.
00:26:10.000 You're passing, by the way.
00:26:12.000 That's it.
00:26:12.000 Wait a minute.
00:26:13.000 That's the thing I was talking about.
00:26:15.000 Cool.
00:26:15.000 Wait, how'd you find that?
00:26:17.000 I looked up Stefani podcast.
00:26:19.000 This is exactly what I was just talking about.
00:26:21.000 Pillars of the community.
00:26:23.000 Wait, is this some cool person who found it and put it back up?
00:26:25.000 Or is this them?
00:26:26.000 Premiered August 2019.
00:26:28.000 What happens when the fetishists use the trans label to bring attention to their sexual fantasies?
00:26:32.000 Meet Stefani a grown man.
00:26:33.000 While the world to see them as a six-year-old, horrifying.
00:26:36.000 Put it back up?
00:26:37.000 Is this them doing it?
00:26:39.000 Wait, no, and a horrifying take on the future of trans activism.
00:26:42.000 I believe this is somebody who found it.
00:26:45.000 Finding it.
00:26:46.000 Nice work, dude.
00:26:47.000 I looked everywhere for it.
00:26:48.000 Sweet.
00:26:58.000 They had lunch in an Irish bar, where they teased one another and flirted with the waitress, before they headed to a nearby swingers' club where they had sex.
00:27:07.000 In a podcast entitled How to Become a Princess, Stefankne describes the experience.
00:27:13.000 He took my virginity and it didn't hurt. 0.96
00:27:17.000 It felt beautiful.
00:27:19.000 I felt like a woman.
00:27:20.000 I thought you were a girl.
00:27:22.000 And like, I'm surprised.
00:27:24.000 I didn't think I was going to be pregnant.
00:27:25.000 Like, I was so much a girl.
00:27:27.000 And I actually have an erection right now from it.
00:27:31.000 So I'm just going to pull my dress down a little bit.
00:27:35.000 Following the date, Stefonkney called Suri to disfonkney ingrained in a princess room complete with pink curtains, cuddly toys, frilly dresses, and a constant relationship.
00:27:45.000 With Stefonkney acting as the younger sister, don't push it, kid.
00:27:56.000 I just had it.
00:27:57.000 The pregnant clip? 0.85
00:27:58.000 We just played it.
00:28:00.000 Oh, okay.
00:28:01.000 How turned you to the pregnant thing. 0.96
00:28:03.000 She just said, I thought I was going to get pregnant. 0.99
00:28:05.000 Oh.
00:28:06.000 And you left it to go hopping around to find it.
00:28:09.000 You really are one for the book.
00:28:14.000 Stop.
00:28:14.000 Just stop.
00:28:14.000 No, no, don't pause it.
00:28:15.000 Just stop fucking around.
00:28:33.000 Stefonkney would star in a number of documentaries purely focused on his life.
00:28:37.000 The themes of each would be the same.
00:28:38.000 Stefonkney would discuss his early years, being disconnected from his family, and numerous suicide attempts.
00:28:44.000 One such documentary, Paul Wears Dresses, also shows some of Stefonkney's day-to-day life, including interactions with his church group.
00:28:51.000 Another, Living Two Lives, Dying 1000 Deaths, is a half-hour monologue from Stefonkney with a heavy emphasis on how difficult his life is.
00:29:00.000 Stefankne also started a Stefani podcast entitled How to Become a Princess, which, along with a suicide attempt, also went into a great deal with Stefonkney's BDSM relationship with Dracun and Suri, as well as a strange comment on taking down three-year-olds.
00:29:17.000 I can officially say I'm the world's biggest flower girl.
00:29:32.000 Stefankne's story was eventually covered by Extra, a Canadian LGBT news site, in which Stefonkney proudly announced he was now living as a little girl and that Draken and Suri were his adoptive parents.
00:29:44.000 The story quickly spread and was covered by a multitude of news outlets around the world.
00:29:48.000 Most of the reporting in the mainstream press was surprisingly sympathetic to Stefankne's situation with little questioning the bizarreness of what was going on.
00:29:56.000 The BDSM element to Stefankne's relationship was often overlooked as though the report pause.
00:30:02.000 I mean in modern society, pedophilia is not as bad as racism.
00:30:11.000 That's where we're at.
00:30:13.000 Racism is below pedophilia.
00:30:17.000 That's not good.
00:30:20.000 I think pedophilia is at the very bottom.
00:30:22.000 It should go pedophilia above that is murder.
00:30:27.000 Above that is rape. 0.65
00:30:29.000 Racism is like number 378 on the list.
00:30:34.000 I don't care about racism.
00:30:36.000 Why does the media not shut up for one second about it?
00:30:58.000 Outside the mainstream, however, Stefani was subjected to ridicule as people had a hard time accepting a 6'2 male as a 6-year-old girl.
00:31:12.000 That was a wild ride.
00:31:15.000 Let's cleanse the palette with some.
00:31:21.000 These aren't evergreens.
00:31:23.000 Oh yeah, let's do some racism. 0.99
00:31:25.000 And you got a new racism thing, right?
00:31:27.000 No, we're keeping the old racism.
00:31:30.000 Why?
00:31:31.000 Because you agreed on it.
00:31:33.000 You said the racism's good.
00:31:35.000 Okay.
00:31:36.000 If anything, we could put some sounds on the black betty to obscure it, but that's it, like sirens or something.
00:31:42.000 Cheering.
00:31:44.000 I'm a black female.
00:31:46.000 What other different...
00:31:48.000 What else could I have done to piss you off?
00:31:50.000 Black woman? 1.00
00:31:52.000 This is really inconvenient.
00:32:06.000 I thought this was a funny clip.
00:32:08.000 2-3.
00:32:13.000 Yeah, that should go in a modern thing.
00:32:17.000 This was really interesting.
00:32:18.000 So this is a Gen Xer, right?
00:32:20.000 Talking about how when he was young, race wasn't a thing.
00:32:24.000 And he's sad that you people are obsessed with it now, which I agree with.
00:32:28.000 But I want to see if you notice Something about God, she's hot, although she has no nose, so everyone's hot with that many filters on, right? 0.96
00:32:37.000 Gen X. How did you guys do it?
00:32:39.000 Gen X, how did you guys do it?
00:32:42.000 How did you stay out of the generational hate world?
00:32:44.000 We didn't stay out of it, it was just never an issue with us.
00:32:47.000 Anyone born between like 75 and 89, you automatically started going to school with multi-cultures.
00:32:53.000 So it was never an issue for us.
00:32:54.000 Multicultures.
00:32:55.000 White, black, and brown.
00:32:56.000 We was holding it down since day one.
00:32:58.000 We never looked at people this color and stuff like that.
00:33:00.000 If we didn't like somebody, it's probably because they were just an asshole.
00:33:03.000 Also, social media destroyed y'all's lives.
00:33:06.000 All you younger folks, it just destroyed y'all's lives.
00:33:08.000 They just promote hate and racism every single day.
00:33:11.000 And it's starting to divide everybody.
00:33:13.000 See, we didn't have technology like that.
00:33:15.000 When I was in middle school and high school, we had pagers and shit.
00:33:18.000 So, I mean, you wasn't texting racist shit on that.
00:33:21.000 Yeah, we had the news and stuff, but we didn't watch the news.
00:33:24.000 We was kids.
00:33:25.000 We was outside.
00:33:26.000 We was also not raised to be pussies and offended by everything.
00:33:29.000 Somebody didn't like you.
00:33:30.000 Your mom would be like, quit being a bitch and go find somebody else to kick it with. 1.00
00:33:33.000 And we did.
00:33:34.000 It was the greatest era ever.
00:33:35.000 Like, we never knew so much about racism until now.
00:33:39.000 Gen X. What's your takeaway from that, Ryan?
00:33:42.000 It's true.
00:33:43.000 I grew up in a time that I didn't have to believe in the myths and legends.
00:33:47.000 And there was no racism.
00:33:49.000 You didn't have to bear the brunt of it?
00:33:51.000 I didn't have to bear the brunt of it.
00:33:53.000 He's a wigger. 1.00
00:33:55.000 Yeah.
00:33:55.000 He's like, yo, man, we didn't have a problem with racism while I was young.
00:33:59.000 You would just, if you want to be white, you could be white. 0.85
00:34:02.000 You didn't have to like try to pretend to be black.
00:34:05.000 What?
00:34:07.000 You can't say that racism wasn't a thing when you are acting black and speaking in blackisms, you fucking loser. 1.00
00:34:17.000 How pathetic is that?
00:34:20.000 That's the takeaway.
00:34:21.000 Do you get it now?
00:34:22.000 How did you like, what is he talking about?
00:34:26.000 He's pretending that race didn't exist.
00:34:28.000 And he comes from the era.
00:34:29.000 I remember this era.
00:34:31.000 Like, when rap was, rap obviously started in the 80s, but when it was really mainstream and it was everywhere, like in the early 90s and late 80s, every white kid wanted to be black.
00:34:41.000 That doesn't mean race isn't a thing. 0.99
00:34:44.000 It's kind of like the same as today, constantly kissing black ass. 1.00
00:34:48.000 So no, we weren't above it.
00:34:52.000 It's possible that my generation when we were young were more cucked.
00:34:56.000 I mean, you're pretty fucking subservient to another group if you want to be them, right?
00:35:01.000 You might as well be wearing a dress with a wig on going, yeah, I've never, like, I've never been sexist.
00:35:07.000 I don't have a problem with women. 1.00
00:35:09.000 I think they're cool.
00:35:10.000 You know, when I was young, we didn't judge people by whether they were male or female.
00:35:15.000 We didn't care.
00:35:18.000 Yeah, because you're a female. 1.00
00:35:19.000 So no one's calling you sexist.
00:35:25.000 What's this, 2-5?
00:35:28.000 Oh, yeah, I remember this now.
00:35:29.000 My takeaway from this is, do not date this woman. 1.00
00:35:33.000 One of the worst dates.
00:35:34.000 This guy was an insul. 0.94
00:35:36.000 You guys, I went to this awesome restaurant and had one of the worst dates.
00:35:39.000 This guy was an infil. 1.00
00:35:40.000 He was a criminal defense attorney.
00:35:41.000 Please tell me how or why he took the conversation to talking about stats against sexy crimes against black women.
00:35:48.000 I walked out on him in the middle of the meal.
00:35:50.000 Okay, I'm going to try to make this as short as I possibly can.
00:35:53.000 So basically, it started by him asking me what's my ethnicity.
00:35:56.000 When I told him I don't like that question, I think it's...
00:35:58.000 What do you like not African, like Trinidad, Tobagoan, or Caribbean? 0.97
00:36:06.000 Yeah, Caribbean.
00:36:07.000 With a lot of Hispanic.
00:36:09.000 Yeah, Dominican. 0.95
00:36:10.000 80, whatever the cuts down are.
00:36:12.000 75% Spanish and 15% black.
00:36:17.000 Or maybe even less black.
00:36:19.000 Yeah.
00:36:20.000 But you can see the kink there.
00:36:22.000 I'm getting Dominican vibes.
00:36:24.000 Dominican for sure, yeah.
00:36:25.000 Maybe even a splash of Italian in there.
00:36:28.000 Ooh, okay.
00:36:29.000 I can take some Italian.
00:36:30.000 Just a jizz splat.
00:36:32.000 Yeah, just a GS.
00:36:34.000 It's far too inappropriate for initial setting.
00:36:38.000 He got so pissy and mad, started calling me closed-minded and saying that he was disappointed and thought that I was someone who was like open to talking about a variety of topics.
00:36:46.000 He'd be like, what gender are you?
00:36:48.000 To which I replied, like, I'm definitely open-minded, but as a black person living in a world in a country who hates black people.
00:36:54.000 As a black person living in a non-black body, as a black person who's white, living in a country that hates black people.
00:37:02.000 Oh, yeah.
00:37:03.000 I'm so tired of this shit.
00:37:06.000 And it's just becoming worse every day.
00:37:08.000 It's becoming more and more of a fact.
00:37:10.000 And now, just like the vibe I got in Chicago, it's how can I make it better?
00:37:16.000 Yes, it's a fact.
00:37:17.000 Proud boys are racist.
00:37:18.000 America's racist.
00:37:20.000 Everyone hates you.
00:37:21.000 Anything wrong with your life comes from you not getting what you need.
00:37:26.000 Just like the whole Rays thing.
00:37:27.000 Like, my life sucks.
00:37:28.000 It's your fault.
00:37:31.000 I see that in the New York Post all the time, too.
00:37:33.000 They'll be showing the project somewhere and they'll go like, look at this spoiler.
00:37:38.000 It's covered in rust.
00:37:39.000 Okay, well, sand it down and paint it.
00:37:43.000 This room of mine hasn't been painted in over 13 years.
00:37:47.000 Okay, go get some paint.
00:37:50.000 Paint your fucking room.
00:37:52.000 My parents owned property.
00:37:54.000 I kind of grew up poor, believe it or not.
00:37:56.000 My parents were middle class, but they weren't used to being middle class.
00:38:00.000 So every time they made money, they'd buy property.
00:38:02.000 So we had a modest home, but we should have been living the life of luxury, but they instead had two other properties.
00:38:09.000 They were paying three mortgages my whole life.
00:38:11.000 And then the day I moved out in 1988, everything was paid off and everything was gravy.
00:38:17.000 And they just started, money was pouring in.
00:38:20.000 Hey, the fuck was I when that was going on?
00:38:27.000 So yeah, sorry.
00:38:28.000 When all that was going on, my parents obviously have to do tons of painting and stuff.
00:38:32.000 They always did it all.
00:38:33.000 They painted their own house.
00:38:35.000 They painted exterior, interior, every room.
00:38:37.000 I was painting when I was like 10.
00:38:40.000 Paying a painter was something I've only really discovered since I moved to the suburbs.
00:38:46.000 It was not done when I was a young man.
00:38:49.000 Anyway, America doesn't hate black people, you stupid cunt. 0.93
00:38:52.000 That's also racially ambiguous.
00:38:54.000 I'm cautious of sharing that information so that I can understand your perspective of black people, how you Treat black people.
00:39:00.000 Oh my god.
00:39:01.000 Do you get that?
00:39:02.000 Dude, that's huge.
00:39:04.000 She's saying that she doesn't want to tell people she's black, like we can't see your fucking hair. 1.00
00:39:10.000 In case, you know, a Klansman overhears from the next table, or maybe he's a Klansman, and he stabs her with his fork.
00:39:17.000 Maybe he was holding a cross and a lighter, and he was like, just in case.
00:39:21.000 What race are you?
00:39:22.000 I don't know whether the lighter.
00:39:23.000 Yeah, she sits down.
00:39:24.000 He's got a gun.
00:39:25.000 Wait a minute.
00:39:26.000 What race are you?
00:39:28.000 Did someone set me up with a goddamn coon? 1.00
00:39:31.000 Clicks the hammer back.
00:39:33.000 You best be white, girl. 1.00
00:39:36.000 I'm not telling you what race I am in this society because you have a gun pointed at me and you might want to kill me.
00:39:43.000 Okay, this brings me to something.
00:39:45.000 Hold on a sec.
00:39:46.000 Or maybe he's being considerate.
00:39:47.000 He was like, well, if you sit at the edge of the blacks-only section, I sit at the end of the whites-only section, we could share a table if we scoot the chairs. 0.69
00:39:57.000 I got to show you this.
00:39:59.000 Wait, where the fuck is it?
00:40:00.000 You want to let this bitch ramble while you find it? 1.00
00:40:02.000 Yeah.
00:40:03.000 And I told him, like, I was on a date last week where my honest answer to that question visibly disappointed a guy and turned the entire conversation in a date in a different direction.
00:40:12.000 And he's like, oh my God, this country does not hate black people.
00:40:15.000 Black people are not hated.
00:40:17.000 So I tell him, you know, first of all, that's wrong.
00:40:19.000 But second of all, you would never be able to speak to that as a person who's not black.
00:40:23.000 We obviously can't just.
00:40:24.000 Stop.
00:40:24.000 What was our tattooist name from the telethon?
00:40:28.000 That would be what?
00:40:31.000 Lauren.
00:40:32.000 Lauren.
00:40:35.000 Yeah, here it is.
00:40:38.000 Her or her husband sent me this text they got because they got in trouble for being with us, of course.
00:40:45.000 And it was like, oh, shit, I can't find it now.
00:40:50.000 And it was like this Jewish guy explaining that it was like, I'm going to find it.
00:41:00.000 They'll probably text me.
00:41:01.000 Here, I'll text him.
00:41:03.000 What was that okay symbol text?
00:41:09.000 It was from some Jewish nerd explaining that, yeah, I'm sorry, I just need to be aware because in one of the pictures you took at that thing that you posted on your Instagram, someone was going like that in the background. 0.96
00:41:22.000 That's actually a hate symbol.
00:41:24.000 And I'm Jewish.
00:41:25.000 So I need to be aware of people with those kind of symbols just for my own safety.
00:41:30.000 And I thought, perfect.
00:41:32.000 That sums it up.
00:41:34.000 It's like, I'm not just a boring white dude.
00:41:38.000 I'm actually persecuted.
00:41:40.000 And she's doing the same thing.
00:41:42.000 She's like, I know you want to ask my ethnicity.
00:41:45.000 And if I was like a third Thai and a third Peruvian and two-thirds white, I don't know if you can do thirds, then I'd tell you because that would be safe. 0.99
00:41:55.000 And you don't understand this.
00:41:57.000 It's like they're in the Avengers.
00:41:59.000 You don't understand this.
00:42:00.000 But if I reveal my race, my race is black and we're living in a Klan rally, so I would die.
00:42:06.000 And then you go, ooh, you're a fancy race, huh? 1.00
00:42:12.000 Wow, look at you.
00:42:14.000 Well, la du-da. 0.98
00:42:18.000 And so that's already gay and boring, right? 1.00
00:42:20.000 When blacks do it. 1.00
00:42:22.000 But when fucking Jews do it, and they're like, yeah, sorry. 1.00
00:42:29.000 I don't know how to tell you this, but what's just like a silly innocuous symbol in a photograph to you is fine.
00:42:36.000 I was persecuted in World War II.
00:42:38.000 There could be another Nazi movement starting, i.e.
00:42:40.000 the Proud Boys.
00:42:41.000 So I got to be careful.
00:42:44.000 And what I'm going to do is just warn you now.
00:42:48.000 Yep, this is your first warning.
00:42:50.000 But yeah, I got to have my eye on the ball because I could be attacked at any time.
00:42:55.000 So I can't go to your tattoo studio if you're hanging around with people like that because I could die.
00:43:01.000 Ooh, you're like, you have a hit out on you.
00:43:06.000 You're like in the mafia.
00:43:09.000 Sorry, you're not cool.
00:43:11.000 I'm not cool either, by the way, so you're in good company.
00:43:14.000 But black person on the date, Jewish guy who sent the text, you're just white people, just like me.
00:43:20.000 You're just boring, normal white people. 0.99
00:43:22.000 If you want there to be something exciting about you, go accomplish something.
00:43:26.000 Go have something of value.
00:43:28.000 You know who there's a hit out on?
00:43:30.000 Tommy Robinson.
00:43:31.000 He's an interesting person.
00:43:33.000 You have to actually have pushed some boundaries, accomplished something, broken new ground to be interesting.
00:43:40.000 It's not just, it's not free.
00:43:43.000 Freedom ain't free.
00:43:45.000 And I feel like when I see these signs, I put this on Instagram a long time ago, not Instagram, on Getter a long time ago, about the Hate As No Home here signs because I was like, why do there are no Christmas decorations on any Hate As No Home here sign?
00:43:57.000 I realized in Westchester anyway, they're secular Jews.
00:44:02.000 Secular Jews don't celebrate Christmas in my neighborhood.
00:44:04.000 I heard they do in LA, which is commendable.
00:44:06.000 I heard the fucking, one of the top people at Getter is a Jew who hates Christmas, which is, I don't care if you're Jewish, but if you're anti-Christian, shouldn't really be on a patriotic social media thing.
00:44:19.000 Anywho, and I realized it's like, look, we're in the suburbs.
00:44:24.000 Everyone's white around here. 0.99
00:44:26.000 I want you to know that I'm not boring like you.
00:44:29.000 I've actually got something kind of cool going on.
00:44:31.000 I'm Jewish.
00:44:32.000 And we're 3% of the American population.
00:44:35.000 And we're under siege.
00:44:36.000 I don't know if you saw the synagogue shooting or the thing that happened in New Zealand.
00:44:40.000 New Zealand, that's pretty far away.
00:44:41.000 Shut up. 0.95
00:44:43.000 But we're constantly under attack.
00:44:45.000 So this is our way of saying, we will stand against you, you racists.
00:44:52.000 No matter what.
00:44:52.000 We're brave and we're fighters.
00:44:54.000 We're not having another Holocaust in this town. 0.98
00:44:57.000 And you're like, sorry, dude.
00:44:59.000 No.
00:44:59.000 No one gives a fuck about Jews and no one's offended.
00:45:03.000 And you're just white like me.
00:45:05.000 You're not special.
00:45:06.000 So take your stupid fucking sign down and put up a twinkling light or two.
00:45:11.000 You don't have to worship Jesus Christ, but throw us a fucking couple of snowflake bones. 0.94
00:45:20.000 Yeah.
00:45:22.000 And this is the same with these white college students going, I'm actually non-binary trans cis recognized?
00:45:30.000 No, you're boring and white. 0.82
00:45:32.000 I mean, when I was a kid, what we would do in Canada and when we were in college and even in high school, we'd go, Yeah, I'm not Canadian, really, I'm Irish.
00:45:40.000 And your room would have like a big Irish flag, and you'd have a Galele stick, whatever that stupid stick is, and like Shalali. 0.98
00:45:49.000 The eldest brother would literally learn Gaelic as opposed to metaphorically.
00:45:53.000 No, he'd learn the language.
00:45:55.000 And he'd be like, Agana Magi and Agalaga. 0.66
00:45:58.000 Or if they were Albanian or Peruvian, all these different Canadians that were just white would never, and it got weird during World Cup days because no one would have a Canadian flag on their car. 0.68
00:46:09.000 They'd all be rooting for Romania and Albania and fucking Ireland and Scotland and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
00:46:15.000 All these other countries that they've never even been to.
00:46:19.000 Like the fucking Italians in New York who can't speak Italian and their fucking dad was born here. 1.00
00:46:24.000 Like that would be as annoying as me if I wouldn't shut up about Scotland and I had a big fucking tartan flag, the big Scottish flag behind me and I was playing the bagpipes all the time.
00:46:37.000 It's people trying to be interesting.
00:46:40.000 You know how you get interesting?
00:46:42.000 You develop character.
00:46:44.000 You develop a personality.
00:46:46.000 You don't have to pretend you're gay or pretend America's racist or pretend World War III is around the corner and there's going to be another Holocaust. 0.80
00:46:53.000 That's lame.
00:46:55.000 If you want to be interesting, be interesting.
00:46:59.000 All right, this is a short up.
00:47:00.000 Let's go to the mailbag.
00:47:15.000 Let me touch it.
00:47:21.000 No, the guy.
00:47:27.000 Sorry, he sent me something and it's dumb.
00:47:31.000 No, the guy who was complaining about the okay symbol.
00:47:39.000 So much anti-Semitism.
00:47:40.000 If you're looking for anti-Semitism, go talk to an Israeli who wanted to do a talk at a college. 1.00
00:47:47.000 Go talk to blacks in Crown Heights about Jews moving into their neighborhood. 0.99
00:47:53.000 Go talk to the black Hebrew Israelites who laugh at the Holocaust because they got the wrong guys. 0.99
00:48:01.000 There's your anti-Semitism.
00:48:04.000 Go talk to Ilhan Omar.
00:48:14.000 Dear Gavin Rye Guy, Prob's Ancient Chinese Secret.
00:48:19.000 Probably an ancient Chinese secretion.
00:48:20.000 It's hard to tell, but they're dancing in front of a door that's part of a club on the other side.
00:48:24.000 Where's the music coming from?
00:48:54.000 Boy, I'm old.
00:48:58.000 You could not entrust me less.
00:49:01.000 Wait, what was that?
00:49:02.000 Nick Fuentes?
00:49:03.000 Thumbnail.
00:49:04.000 Was that him?
00:49:08.000 Oh, no, that's Cometown.
00:49:08.000 That's Nick Mullen.
00:49:11.000 And there's Hassan Obi.
00:49:14.000 Oh, we're learning a lot about you and your fucking algorithm.
00:49:17.000 I don't watch any Hassan Minaj, but I watched Hassan Minaj?
00:49:21.000 Whatever.
00:49:22.000 Hassan Abiy?
00:49:22.000 Hassan Piker.
00:49:24.000 Hassan Piker.
00:49:28.000 I don't know what that is.
00:49:29.000 That was about Russ.
00:49:31.000 Hey, Hoser Fag, if you love America so much, why don't you become a naturalized citizen of it? 1.00
00:49:34.000 Well, this is a good segue to an announcement.
00:49:39.000 I secretly have been getting my citizenship, and I got it yesterday.
00:49:46.000 Whoa! 0.71
00:49:48.000 Congrat, congratulations.
00:49:51.000 We're going to have a big party to celebrate.
00:49:54.000 I guess we'll do it on the show, too.
00:49:56.000 But I didn't want to make it public because Deport Gavin is a hashtag.
00:50:01.000 So I've been sweating my balls off for years.
00:50:04.000 And it took me forever.
00:50:06.000 I did the whole test.
00:50:07.000 We were going to, back before, you know, there was a massive movement to have me deported, I was going to do a whole thing.
00:50:13.000 We were going to document everything and show it.
00:50:16.000 I have some footage.
00:50:17.000 I guess we could show after the fact now that I can't be deported.
00:50:21.000 But Jesus H, it was touch and go there for a minute.
00:50:24.000 And I thought it was really weird how these people wanted me deported.
00:50:28.000 All these pundits, Amy Siskind and Juliet Jeski, whatever, the woman who helped put John Kinsman in prison and separate him from his black children. 0.90
00:50:38.000 By the way, all you people like Sandy Bockham, who helped put John in prison, aren't you worried about when his black kids turn 18 and they want revenge for the person who took their dad away?
00:50:49.000 I'd be a little concerned if I were you.
00:50:51.000 Would you rob someone of fatherhood for some sort of virtue signal?
00:50:57.000 Someone put my dad in jail for my entire childhood, for four years, when I was like two to when I was six?
00:51:04.000 Or worse, in the case of his eldest boy, I guess it was like five to nine?
00:51:11.000 I want to get you.
00:51:13.000 But anyway, I had to be really careful about that.
00:51:16.000 I am a real American.
00:51:19.000 What the fuck?
00:51:24.000 This is weird.
00:51:24.000 I got the same email, 405 and 406.
00:51:29.000 Saying the same thing.
00:51:31.000 But yeah, my lawyer said, don't discuss it with anyone.
00:51:35.000 Don't bring it up anytime.
00:51:36.000 Don't tell anyone.
00:51:38.000 Let's just...
00:51:38.000 Because even if I brought it up and talked about it a lot, then I went in for the interview, the guy might recognize me.
00:51:45.000 Our biggest goal was that when I get there for the interview, the guy's like, yep, okay, lived here 20 years.
00:51:51.000 Yeah, next.
00:51:52.000 And that's essentially what happened.
00:51:53.000 My worst nightmare was he Googles me and it says, Gavin McKinnis trying to become a citizen.
00:51:59.000 Let's snip That in the bud.
00:52:03.000 That's fucking awesome, man.
00:52:04.000 Yeah.
00:52:05.000 Hell yeah.
00:52:08.000 And I avoided it forever because I didn't want to do jury duty and I didn't care about voting.
00:52:12.000 But not being deported became a pretty big one.
00:52:15.000 And I thought it was strange that all these evil cunts want me deported because why?
00:52:21.000 I'm going to ruin America?
00:52:23.000 No, because I have a family and they don't have a family and they're jealous, basically.
00:52:28.000 So they want to wreck it.
00:52:29.000 If I don't have a family, then I'll shut up about how important it is to have a family because it would be brutal on my kids.
00:52:35.000 So your war on me leaving America was really a war on my children.
00:52:40.000 You wanted my children to either have to uproot themselves and go to England or Canada or whatever, or I leave and they stay here, finish school or something, and they don't have a father.
00:52:51.000 Nice goals.
00:52:52.000 We've gone from these maternal women who care and want to just not only foster their own children and nurture them, but like help society and help other kids and become a kindergarten teacher and say, oh, boys will be boys. 1.00
00:53:05.000 Now they're fucking saboteurs.
00:53:08.000 That's disturbing.
00:53:10.000 What have we done?
00:53:11.000 And they're not the only ones to blame.
00:53:13.000 I mean, we as a society have turned a lot of these women into horrible shit chests. 1.00
00:53:20.000 So, yes, shit chests are horrible.
00:53:23.000 Remember the definition of a shit chest, right?
00:53:25.000 Iron Man has this cool glowing blue orb in his chest, right?
00:53:33.000 Is it an orb?
00:53:34.000 No, it's like a disc, whatever.
00:53:35.000 It's a fictional character, so who cares what it's called?
00:53:38.000 And that powers him.
00:53:39.000 That keeps him alive.
00:53:40.000 I think it's his heart.
00:53:42.000 Yeah.
00:53:43.000 Yeah.
00:53:44.000 So he's got this magic thing in his chest, and he can do incredible things with it.
00:53:47.000 It's a gift.
00:53:49.000 The shit chests are like that.
00:53:51.000 We all have that magic.
00:53:52.000 Well, sorry, all women have this magical gift. 1.00
00:53:55.000 They can create life, right?
00:53:57.000 They've torn it out, thrown it in the garbage, and replaced it with shit.
00:54:02.000 So they're shit chests.
00:54:06.000 And the thing about these shit chests is, not only did they not start their own families, but they want to ruin other people's families.
00:54:13.000 And that means the kids are punished first.
00:54:15.000 If I live in London or fucking...
00:54:18.000 Where would I move to in Toronto?
00:54:20.000 I mean, in Canada, probably somewhere rural.
00:54:23.000 So if I live in, you know, northern BC or Milton Keynes, Telford even, some cute little town.
00:54:35.000 Where did Mick Jagger grow up?
00:54:36.000 I really like that town.
00:54:37.000 If I live there, my life's the same.
00:54:39.000 This is broadcast on the internet.
00:54:41.000 And my influence won't change, by the way.
00:54:43.000 Like, there'll still be Proud Boys.
00:54:45.000 There'll still be Patriots.
00:54:46.000 There'll still be a new conservative movement that is out there to prevent woke culture from ruining Western civilization.
00:54:56.000 I'm still rocking.
00:54:57.000 My kids, of course, are totally uprooted, massively inconvenienced, disturbed, changed.
00:55:03.000 We'll probably resent me for a couple years.
00:55:06.000 And then they'll resent you, you fucking bitch. 1.00
00:55:08.000 You stupid cunt, Amy says, Kent.
00:55:11.000 Dartford.
00:55:13.000 Dartford.
00:55:13.000 I think I'd go to Dartford.
00:55:16.000 Where my baseball-obsessed son would be playing rounders.
00:55:20.000 Are you positive he was born in Dartford?
00:55:22.000 Dartford, Kent.
00:55:24.000 That's where Kent is from, where Shane McGowan is from.
00:55:30.000 Oh, shit.
00:55:31.000 Wrong Joe.
00:55:39.000 Okay.
00:55:43.000 Joe Truck.
00:55:44.000 Yeah, his name is Joe Truck Driver.
00:55:46.000 Okay, that'll mean I'll have the meme.
00:55:48.000 Because I was looking up the wrong Joe.
00:55:49.000 Sick.
00:55:51.000 Yes, I got it, dude.
00:55:53.000 Alright, so that's enough of my citizenship announcement.
00:55:58.000 I'm very happy to announce that.
00:56:02.000 And it's sad that we could have made it a more fun thing.
00:56:06.000 It would have been cool showing you me studying for the questions.
00:56:09.000 We could have had my lawyer on.
00:56:10.000 He's an awesome, funny Jewish guy.
00:56:14.000 Wait, how do I send this to you?
00:56:17.000 Did you text it first?
00:56:18.000 You save it, and then text it.
00:56:20.000 It says it's already saved.
00:56:23.000 Oh, there we go.
00:56:23.000 Sorry, I'm stupid.
00:56:31.000 Okay, so I just sent it to you.
00:56:33.000 But uh. 0.95
00:56:37.000 Dear whoever, it has come to our attention that you are the proud owner of a fine swimming pool.
00:56:45.000 No, not that one, dumbass.
00:56:48.000 Damn it.
00:56:52.000 Hope.
00:56:53.000 Wait, don't worry, we still have hope.
00:56:56.000 Sorry, this is not very good TV.
00:56:58.000 Go back to the mailbag thing now that we're not talking about that anymore.
00:57:04.000 Excuse me.
00:57:04.000 I am a true.
00:57:06.000 Okay, here it is.
00:57:08.000 Well, I don't have to send it to you.
00:57:09.000 It's just text.
00:57:09.000 You ready?
00:57:10.000 Yes.
00:57:10.000 And this counts as a letter.
00:57:13.000 Hey, my message could have been better written.
00:57:15.000 It's not about politics, Republican or Democrat.
00:57:17.000 I think he said, like, I'm really offended by that picture and you were with Gavin McInnes.
00:57:21.000 I'm not using you as a tattooist anymore.
00:57:23.000 And then she probably wrote back, I'm not political.
00:57:27.000 I'm not interested.
00:57:27.000 I'm not going to not work with someone because of their politics.
00:57:30.000 And I find it strange that you wouldn't want to be tattooed by someone because you assume what their politics are.
00:57:35.000 It's a tattoo.
00:57:38.000 So now he's explaining it to her because she's clearly ignorant.
00:57:43.000 This is not about politics.
00:57:44.000 The anti-he says decimation, but that could have been autocorrect.
00:57:49.000 The anti-defamation league lists the okay symbol as a hate symbol.
00:57:53.000 I am Jewish.
00:57:56.000 I have to be very aware of this.
00:57:58.000 I wanted to make you aware that this is not about an eagle or what appears to be a normal okay symbol.
00:58:03.000 It's a hate symbol.
00:58:05.000 I have to be aware for the safety of myself and others.
00:58:09.000 This is exactly what I said.
00:58:11.000 The FBI and anti-defamation league listed as such, I respectfully wanted to check to see if it was him just showing the size of the tat or saying, this is cool.
00:58:22.000 But even posting it, if it is indeed the symbol that I think it is, can be quite bad.
00:58:27.000 I would like to think that a darker path would like to ensure this does not represent them.
00:58:32.000 What?
00:58:32.000 This isn't about the ego or patriotism.
00:58:35.000 This is a serious inquiry.
00:58:37.000 I'm Jewish.
00:58:39.000 Oh my God.
00:58:40.000 Sorry.
00:58:41.000 Let's stop the presses. 0.87
00:58:44.000 No.
00:58:45.000 You know what Jewish is?
00:58:47.000 I don't believe in Jesus Christ, but with everything else, I'm pretty much on the same page.
00:58:52.000 What do you mean?
00:58:53.000 You don't think Jesus existed?
00:58:54.000 No, I think he existed.
00:58:55.000 I just don't think that he's the Son of God and that He performed miracles.
00:58:59.000 Okay.
00:59:00.000 I disagree, but that's...
00:59:03.000 I mean, Presbyterians, Protestants, and Catholics, you could argue, have a bigger chasm, a bigger divide than Jews and Catholics. 0.98
00:59:13.000 You're not crazy.
00:59:14.000 Yeah, but what about World War II?
00:59:16.000 I know.
00:59:17.000 Horrific.
00:59:18.000 Don't get me wrong.
00:59:19.000 But a long fucking time ago.
00:59:23.000 Oh, here it is.
00:59:24.000 Hottie on Getter. 0.93
00:59:25.000 I know you love Getter.
00:59:27.000 This is right on topic, too.
00:59:32.000 Gotcha.
00:59:33.000 Hadi on Getter.
00:59:34.000 Hello?
00:59:35.000 Hottie on Getter. 0.93
00:59:36.000 Why are you so bad at your job?
00:59:39.000 Oh, got it.
00:59:41.000 Oh, you found it.
00:59:42.000 That was quick.
00:59:44.000 Like, it's too down.
00:59:48.000 So this is Getter executive Ebony Bowden saying she doesn't give a fuck about Christmas. 1.00
00:59:53.000 Holy shit, I had a best friend when I was a kid named Christine Bowden.
00:59:56.000 And I'm realizing now she must have been Jewish.
00:59:59.000 See, these things don't come up.
01:00:01.000 Yo, now I'm like that Uyghur kid, but I'm Jewish.
01:00:05.000 When I was young in the 80s, we have friends that are Jewish.
01:00:08.000 We didn't even know.
01:00:09.000 Everyone was the same.
01:00:10.000 She's fucking hot. 1.00
01:00:13.000 Saying she doesn't give a fuck about Christmas.
01:00:14.000 Pray that Christians have the discernment to not be led once again into a social justice network.
01:00:19.000 Sorry, a social network ran by people who hate Jesus Christ.
01:00:23.000 Yeah, that would be bad.
01:00:29.000 Okay, last one.
01:00:30.000 Hey, Godfather Gav, Macho Maddie, and the other guy.
01:00:34.000 In a world where...
01:00:36.000 Wait a minute.
01:00:37.000 Oh, fuck.
01:00:38.000 I'm looking at the clock going, I think I fucked up.
01:00:43.000 Am I shitty at doing my job?
01:00:46.000 Time's going really slow.
01:00:48.000 The clock fucking stopped.
01:00:50.000 Oh.
01:00:53.000 I just saw the clock on the computer and went, oh, that makes a little more sense.
01:00:57.000 We've been talking for about an hour.
01:00:59.000 Hey, Godfather Gav, Macho.
01:01:02.000 No, bitch. 1.00
01:01:03.000 We ain't talking to your ass. 0.95
01:01:06.000 Hey, Godfather Gav, Macho Maddie, and the other guy.
01:01:09.000 In a world where the McInnis brand isn't a one-way ticket to Bantown, who has the most successful run at political office?
01:01:17.000 The zany entrepreneur with the gift of Gab and an impolite, to put it lightly, public history?
01:01:23.000 The reformed convict who's seen both sides of the aisle and wants real change?
01:01:28.000 We should save this for when Maddie's here.
01:01:31.000 I'm not going to read that.
01:01:34.000 But the young, relatable minority.
01:01:37.000 I think we'd all be fucked.
01:01:40.000 I mean, we're talking about who would be more likely to be a successful politician, a piece of shit, a rabid pit bull, or Satan.
01:01:50.000 So I don't know.
01:01:52.000 I think I would be more likely to win because I've got the gift of gab and I could probably argue my way out of things.
01:02:01.000 Which I guess you and Maddie do too to a certain extent.
01:02:04.000 But like Maddie's background is pretty bad.
01:02:07.000 Like a lot of assault charges.
01:02:11.000 And with you and I, it's going to be the same allegations, but you won't be able to talk your way out of it like I can.
01:02:16.000 That's good to know.
01:02:17.000 So we just answered that and we said we wouldn't.
01:02:20.000 All right, let's get to the final vid.
01:02:22.000 Yes.
01:02:23.000 Indeed.
01:02:42.000 This kind of broke my heart.
01:02:44.000 3-8.
01:02:45.000 Before you show it, I just, I want drugs legalized.
01:02:47.000 I want there to be more mental institutions.
01:02:51.000 Especially here in New York, we've got that old leper colony we could fill with, not chicks. 1.00
01:02:56.000 I don't want women working there. 1.00
01:02:58.000 I mean, they can work there as psychiatrists, whatever.
01:03:00.000 But we need 6'4 ex-cops, cops.
01:03:06.000 We need major muscle in these loony bins to deal with these fucking maniacs.
01:03:12.000 Now they have a bunch of fat chicks, the few that there are still. 1.00
01:03:14.000 So I want to bring loony bins back.
01:03:16.000 I want to legalize drugs.
01:03:17.000 I want more treatment.
01:03:18.000 And we've given up on all of that, of course.
01:03:21.000 There's too much money in making drugs illegal.
01:03:23.000 And you see these poor bastards medicating with mess or whatever they're giving themselves.
01:03:28.000 And you just see these talented young men who could be doing something with their lives.
01:03:33.000 And they're not.
01:03:37.000 They're training rats.
01:03:53.000 How many hours did that take?
01:03:56.000 Gotta elongate your tails, make sure your tails feliz navidad. 1.00
01:04:00.000 It's probably not, that doesn't look like America. 0.91
01:04:03.000 That could be Mexico.
01:04:05.000 Could be anywhere.
01:04:09.000 Doesn't that break your heart in two?
01:04:11.000 That's sad.
01:04:12.000 But also very impressive.
01:04:17.000 Even in Mexico, in the homeless community, the whites are the ones kicking the most ass. 1.00
01:04:22.000 Terrible takeaway.
01:04:23.000 Sorry about that.
01:04:24.000 Yeah, folks, sorry to make such a bummer of an episode.
01:04:27.000 We've got pedophiles everywhere and homeless people.
01:04:31.000 But the good news is I became a U.S. citizen.
01:04:34.000 God bless the U.S. of A. I wasn't going to announce it until you guys brought it up, but here it is.
01:04:39.000 So get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.