Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S04E80 - FOR THE MILLIONTH TIME

00:00:43.000 I like that banging the my ears.

00:00:47.000 Do you know them?

00:00:48.000 Personally?

00:00:49.000 Yeah.

00:00:49.000 No.

00:00:50.000 You don't know all Japanese people?

00:00:52.000 No, that's not even a common misconception.

00:00:55.000 That's just nonsense.

00:00:57.000 I think silly?

00:00:58.000 Yes.

00:00:59.000 I'm being silly?

00:01:00.000 Do you know all Scottish folks?

00:01:01.000 That's racist.

00:01:03.000 Okay.

00:01:03.000 I'd rather be silly than racist.

00:01:05.000 I apologize.

00:01:05.000 Got a lot of racial shit on today's show.

00:01:07.000 A lot of racist shit.

00:01:09.000 A lot of proud boys.

00:01:10.000 I was just hanging out with them down in Florida.

00:01:13.000 That was fun.

00:01:14.000 It's pretty cool being associated with this club, I'll say.

00:01:20.000 We went kayaking and the teenagers hated it.

00:01:26.000 My youngest boy was totally into it.

00:01:28.000 Even though I hit him in the head by accident with my paddle, he was on my kayak.

00:01:33.000 But we saw ibis, hurricane bird, blue herons, all kinds of crazy birds.

00:01:40.000 We were going through these little actuaries, I guess.

00:01:44.000 I don't know.

00:01:44.000 Saw a really weird fish, stargazer.

00:01:47.000 It's got both eyes on the top of its head and a face like this.

00:01:50.000 It's on my getter account.

00:01:52.000 And the kids, the teenagers, my daughter was so bored by this kayak trip that she was crying.

00:02:00.000 She had makeup streaming down her face.

00:02:03.000 Look at that cool thing we found just as we were pulling in.

00:02:06.000 What the fuck?

00:02:08.000 Is that?

00:02:09.000 I heard it's African.

00:02:10.000 It's an invasive species.

00:02:12.000 I had no idea if that was alive or dead.

00:02:14.000 He wasn't moving.

00:02:16.000 His eyes weren't closed.

00:02:17.000 I don't think they close.

00:02:18.000 Just laying there like a fish.

00:02:20.000 Yeah, like a dead fish.

00:02:21.000 I fucked it.

00:02:22.000 And it felt like a dead fish.

00:02:24.000 It didn't jump on top.

00:02:25.000 Yeah.

00:02:26.000 Remember, that was a thing when you were young?

00:02:28.000 Oh, she sucks in bed. 1.00

00:02:29.000 Yeah.

00:02:30.000 You don't say that as an adult.

00:02:32.000 No.

00:02:33.000 A woman is a canvas. 1.00

00:02:34.000 You don't say, no painters go, yeah, that's a shitty canvas.

00:02:38.000 I require zero effort from a female. 1.00

00:02:41.000 Yeah.

00:02:42.000 I'd like to last.

00:02:45.000 But otherwise, I'm in control.

00:02:48.000 I wonder how our don't break for quefs shirt is coming along.

00:02:52.000 I should ask him.

00:02:53.000 But anyway, so the kids, the teenagers hate it.

00:02:56.000 And it's funny because, you know, when they were younger, I thought, oh, God, I hope they're not gay. 1.00

00:03:00.000 And then when we're on the kayak, I'm like, I wish they were fucking gay. 1.00

00:03:02.000 At least they'd be fun.

00:03:05.000 Like, fucking fish, you guys.

00:03:07.000 Oh, my God, Dad, look, a blue hair.

00:03:08.000 It's like a blue-gray.

00:03:10.000 I hate it.

00:03:13.000 So tech.

00:03:13.000 I'd be like, I know what you mean.

00:03:14.000 It's not blue and it's not gray.

00:03:17.000 It's like some weird, like, dead guy's eyes.

00:03:20.000 It's like, make up your mind or something.

00:03:22.000 I know.

00:03:24.000 That's hilarious.

00:03:25.000 So then I, there's these Proud Boys in town from like, there's fucking 16 chapters in Florida.

00:03:32.000 16 headquarters, 16 meetups.

00:03:34.000 Same with California.

00:03:35.000 And so I just call the nearest chapter and I go, hey, I'm stuck here.

00:03:38.000 Uber sucks. 0.90

00:03:39.000 There's no XLs and there's five of us. 0.99

00:03:41.000 So within five minutes, two cars pull in.

00:03:46.000 One of them says, fuck around and find out on the side with a massive rooster on the front, a big cock on the front with the Proud Boys laurels.

00:03:55.000 On its truck.

00:03:57.000 It's got a neck tattoo that says Proud Boys.

00:03:59.000 They're all younger than me and grandfathers.

00:04:03.000 They all had their kids at like 19.

00:04:06.000 That's amazing.

00:04:07.000 That's amazing.

00:04:09.000 Isn't that amazing?

00:04:11.000 See, when you do it, it's insulting, though.

00:04:13.000 When I do it, it's accurate.

00:04:15.000 When you do it, it kind of sounds like you're making fun of them.

00:04:18.000 You're not making fun of it?

00:04:19.000 Yours is an homage?

00:04:20.000 Yes.

00:04:21.000 Yes.

00:04:22.000 It's very different.

00:04:22.000 Mine is amazing.

00:04:25.000 Amazing.

00:04:29.000 That's harsh.

00:04:30.000 Why don't we ask Jesse Lee Peterson himself?

00:04:34.000 Oh, yeah.

00:04:34.000 Well, I actually did.

00:04:36.000 And he liked it.

00:04:38.000 So when I do it, are you insulting when I say amazing?

00:04:43.000 Whoa.

00:04:44.000 What's your problem?

00:04:46.000 I thought you liked me.

00:04:47.000 I do like you.

00:04:48.000 I have a lot of respect for you.

00:04:50.000 You just say you have a cleft palette, I think, and you say amazing.

00:04:52.000 I'm weird.

00:04:53.000 Yeah, that's weird.

00:04:55.000 I got it.

00:04:55.000 Jesse, amazing.

00:04:59.000 That's pretty good.

00:05:00.000 Okay, I'll do the exact same thing.

00:05:01.000 Okay.

00:05:02.000 Oh, amazing.

00:05:06.000 Bro, that's messed up.

00:05:09.000 If you have something you want to say to me that you don't like me, then you can say it.

00:05:13.000 Jesse, he just, when he thinks of you, he thinks you're amazing.

00:05:19.000 He's trying to flatter you.

00:05:21.000 Oh, okay.

00:05:23.000 Not a problem.

00:05:24.000 Other guy, not gaming.

00:05:28.000 Great.

00:05:28.000 I made an enemy today.

00:05:29.000 I just started the show.

00:05:30.000 I tried to explain to him that it's, there's no hard feelings.

00:05:33.000 Not thunder.

00:05:35.000 There's no cleft palettes here.

00:05:39.000 Yeah, Florida was cool.

00:05:40.000 No mandates.

00:05:41.000 Good vibes.

00:05:41.000 Everywhere was fucking packed.

00:05:44.000 Packed.

00:05:45.000 And it's weird being, we were in New Smyrna Beach.

00:05:49.000 And it's weird being down there because it's like old people are part of the populace. 0.99

00:05:58.000 So you're at a bar and there's gorgeous young people there partying, but they have to accept that 50% of the population are geriatrics.

00:06:05.000 And they coexist in a strange way that's very respectful, but it's also weird.

00:06:11.000 That's hard to explain.

00:06:13.000 But it was great being around Nomask. 1.00

00:06:15.000 I tried to embarrass my dad with various outfits.

00:06:18.000 I had two Budweiser ensembles head to toe, and I thought, I'm going to go to your fucking local and embarrass you, but it didn't work.

00:06:27.000 Floridians are too amicable.

00:06:29.000 So they were all just fucking hi-fi.

00:06:31.000 It's the Budweiser guy.

00:06:33.000 Yeah.

00:06:34.000 Crocs is their national bird, so you're not going to embarrass them.

00:06:37.000 I was getting fist pumps, everything.

00:06:39.000 Show my other awesome Budweiser outfit, which you can always see if you follow me on Getter.

00:06:44.000 Yeah, that one.

00:06:45.000 You know what happened?

00:06:46.000 Okay, how much is this like the Eddie Murphy sketch from SNL Black Like Me?

00:06:51.000 We go in there, we get some slushies, and the woman sees me taking the picture with my kids, and she goes, oh, you should take that picture with a Budweiser.

00:07:01.000 And I said, well, we don't have 7-Elevens in New York, so I'm posing with this.

00:07:07.000 And she goes, oh, you're from New York.

00:07:09.000 And you go, yeah, and we go to pay for the slushies. 0.84

00:07:11.000 And she goes, don't worry about it.

00:07:13.000 You're good.

00:07:14.000 Wow.

00:07:14.000 You're good.

00:07:15.000 And I go, the slushies are free?

00:07:18.000 Go, go.

00:07:20.000 No one's around.

00:07:21.000 Just take it.

00:07:23.000 What's that?

00:07:23.000 Say that again.

00:07:25.000 So that was awesome.

00:07:26.000 But if I did have to say one thing about Florida that's bad, the meth epidemic is getting pretty serious.

00:07:36.000 A lot of real antsy dudes.

00:07:38.000 We went to one restaurant that was like shitty, fast food because we were with the kids and they're not going to appreciate a good steak dinner.

00:07:44.000 So it's like fries and nuggets.

00:07:46.000 Every single person there was on meth.

00:07:48.000 Now, I started thinking, is that so bad?

00:07:52.000 Like the food arrived fast.

00:07:54.000 That was in the lineup at the airport.

00:07:56.000 She's clearly high.

00:07:57.000 You know what she did?

00:07:58.000 She waited in line with me for about 20 minutes to get Burger King. 0.96

00:08:03.000 And then she went to the end of the line of some Italian place and got another big meal.

00:08:08.000 Now, she's clearly not hungry.

00:08:10.000 I don't know why I did an old filter on that.

00:08:14.000 Everyone is on meth in Florida.

00:08:17.000 How many heads turned around when you said that?

00:08:19.000 Yeah, the entire airport heard me.

00:08:22.000 It kind of reminds me of the South.

00:08:23.000 I mean, I guess it is the South.

00:08:24.000 But when I was in South Carolina, in Abbevale, a nice middle-class town, big high school football town, Friday night lights.

00:08:31.000 And then it's around 2 a.m.

00:08:33.000 And I'm drunk out of my mind.

00:08:34.000 We've been drinking all day.

00:08:35.000 I'm ready to fall asleep.

00:08:37.000 And I look around the bar and it's just like the whole bar.

00:08:43.000 Old man, young men, woman, black, white.

00:08:46.000 Everyone has golf balls for eyes. 0.91

00:08:49.000 I mean, that's pretty bad, isn't it?

00:08:52.000 It fucks up your teeth in those mug shots, but maybe some people can handle it.

00:08:56.000 So this is an old man filter on there?

00:08:58.000 They're getting really good with that.

00:08:59.000 So I don't have to dwell.

00:09:00.000 It looks old as shit.

00:09:02.000 It's the technology they have on Snapchat is amazing.

00:09:05.000 They do the eye bags.

00:09:06.000 Yeah, we don't have to get that.

00:09:07.000 They make the facial hair look all shiny and old.

00:09:10.000 I think we made it.

00:09:11.000 I think we got it.

00:09:12.000 We did enough free advertising for their filter.

00:09:15.000 Pretty good, guys.

00:09:19.000 But yeah, it was cool meeting Proud Boys and hanging out with those dudes.

00:09:23.000 It's weird when you're in a red state.

00:09:25.000 Proud boys are...

00:09:27.000 They don't really rally like they do in the Pacific Northwest.

00:09:30.000 Oh, and we'll talk about that in a bit, that National Geographic thing that came out.

00:09:36.000 But I enjoyed Florida.

00:09:39.000 Thank you for having us.

00:09:40.000 Everything was fucking cheap as shit, too.

00:09:43.000 That was fun.

00:09:44.000 And it was good seeing my old man.

00:09:46.000 I went swimming at his...

00:09:47.000 They have a little apartment complex down there on Nusmarna Beach, which they say in a Scottish accent.

00:09:54.000 And my daughter thinks that that's how you pronounce it.

00:09:59.000 Nusmarna Beach.

00:10:00.000 Yeah, she'll be like, so how long are we going to be in Nusmarna?

00:10:04.000 And I'm not correcting her.

00:10:05.000 I wanted to know that.

00:10:06.000 Like Argentina.

00:10:07.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:10:08.000 Nusmarna.

00:10:10.000 They were all really cool there, all the old timers.

00:10:14.000 Lots of sharks.

00:10:17.000 We were right on the breakers there.

00:10:18.000 That's where our hotel was.

00:10:19.000 And it was great because it smelled like fish and it reminded me of when I used to eat pussy. 0.99

00:10:24.000 Back in the day.

00:10:25.000 Back in the day.

00:10:26.000 How was the weather?

00:10:27.000 Did you hate it because it's so hot and humid?

00:10:29.000 It was like 60 degrees.

00:10:32.000 Awesome.

00:10:33.000 So I went swimming.

00:10:35.000 And they're all wearing parkas with their hoods up, mittens.

00:10:39.000 It's 60 degrees.

00:10:40.000 And then as I'm walking through the lobby, this old lady goes, is he serious?

00:10:46.000 Because she saw me in a bathing suit and a towel.

00:10:49.000 It wasn't that cold.

00:10:51.000 Damn!

00:10:54.000 Fun for everyone.

00:10:57.000 Well, actually, you know what?

00:10:59.000 Before we start the show, why don't I just take you through my parents' delicious penthouse apartment and show you what it's like in there?

00:11:06.000 Do you want to do that?

00:11:06.000 Should we do that?

00:11:07.000 Is that a fun teaser to get the show going?

00:11:09.000 That sounds fun as H. All right, let's do it.

00:11:12.000 Everybody knows.

00:11:29.000 Had the cable guy over today, and he's like, we're setting up new cable.

00:11:34.000 It's wireless now.

00:11:35.000 And he's like, I can find this line, but I can't find the other two lines.

00:11:38.000 I only got this side of the house.

00:11:40.000 Okay.

00:11:41.000 Well, what do you want me to do?

00:11:42.000 Find the other side and fix the other side.

00:11:44.000 He told me that five times.

00:11:47.000 The exact same thing.

00:11:50.000 Same as my parents' Florida penthouse.

00:11:52.000 The guy's like, yeah, I was just in there.

00:11:55.000 And, you know, if you leave up the clubhouse, you leave it open, and a homeless man will come in here.

00:12:00.000 I don't want to kick out a homeless man.

00:12:02.000 Okay, got it.

00:12:02.000 We'll make sure we lock up.

00:12:03.000 Yeah, you leave it open.

00:12:05.000 Some homeless guy's going to come in here, have a nap.

00:12:08.000 I don't want to bump in him in the bathroom.

00:12:09.000 Okay, got it.

00:12:10.000 We'll lock up.

00:12:11.000 Yeah.

00:12:12.000 You'd be surprised.

00:12:12.000 You know, you can get a homeless guy.

00:12:15.000 It's like that black thing where they say the same story three times in a row.

00:12:19.000 It's getting real tedious, man.

00:12:21.000 Real fucking tedious.

00:12:24.000 Anyway, I just thought I should take you through my parents' home.

00:12:26.000 Just some random snaps that you can enjoy.

00:12:31.000 This is a can of beans that's in the fridge.

00:12:34.000 It's got nothing on top of it.

00:12:36.000 I don't think it's going to go bad.

00:12:37.000 There's never any food at their house.

00:12:41.000 And this is actually a big deal because that's what my uncle Alan, my dad's brother, died of.

00:12:46.000 He drank himself to death.

00:12:47.000 He starved.

00:12:48.000 Did I ever tell you about the story?

00:12:50.000 I was at this pub in Scotland, my uncle's pub.

00:12:53.000 It was actually one of these chains, like a, what's it called?

00:12:56.000 Like a Woolworths.

00:12:57.000 I forget what they're called.

00:12:59.000 But They go, oh, see, Andy, Andy, we said to him, he could drink for Scotland.

00:13:05.000 And he gets offended.

00:13:06.000 He goes, drink for Scotland?

00:13:08.000 I could drink for the world.

00:13:10.000 Meaning, I couldn't just drink.

00:13:12.000 If there was drinking in the Olympics, I could represent Scotland.

00:13:16.000 But more importantly, if there was an intergalactic drinking competition, I could represent Earth.

00:13:21.000 And then they're joking about how he'd have a fruitcake in the fridge for weeks.

00:13:26.000 He'd just take a wee nibble every couple days.

00:13:29.000 That's all he'd eat.

00:13:30.000 And they all laugh.

00:13:31.000 And I go, where is he now?

00:13:32.000 What happened to him?

00:13:33.000 Oh, I passed away.

00:13:33.000 You know, well, they're drinking, no eating and that.

00:13:37.000 Like, it's a problem.

00:13:38.000 In fact, one of the nights there, my dad, I'm fucking brutally hungover, by the way, because it was four days of boozing with the old man.

00:13:44.000 But one of the nights, he skipped dinner and he got big shit from my mom.

00:13:49.000 I know it sounds ridiculous to us, but over there in that culture, not eating your dinner is the beginning of the end.

00:13:55.000 Like, that's how much they drink.

00:13:58.000 I don't mean my parents, I mean Scots.

00:14:00.000 It's like eating is like going to the gym.

00:14:04.000 Like, come on, man, you got to get those beans down your gullet.

00:14:08.000 Anyway, so that's delicious.

00:14:09.000 What else do we got in here?

00:14:12.000 What the fuck are these?

00:14:13.000 Are these sweet potatoes or yams?

00:14:17.000 What context do they exist in?

00:14:19.000 Do you cut them up and fry them like fries?

00:14:23.000 I don't see my mom ever doing anything with those.

00:14:26.000 They look like a geriatric scrotum, so they've probably been there for weeks.

00:14:30.000 I bet a neighbor gave it to them from like a farmer's market, and they're just going to sit there and rot to death.

00:14:36.000 What do you do with yams, Ryan?

00:14:38.000 You're a Filipino.

00:14:39.000 Some people like those things.

00:14:40.000 I don't, but you can cut them up, and like you said, you can fry them.

00:14:44.000 You treat them just like a potato.

00:14:45.000 Yeah, you could do that.

00:14:46.000 I hate sweet potato shit.

00:14:48.000 Fucking sweet potatoes.

00:14:49.000 Every time I order fries, you're like, do you want normal fries or sweet potatoes?

00:14:52.000 The fuck?

00:14:53.000 Does anyone want sweet potato fries?

00:14:55.000 Suck my dick. 1.00

00:14:56.000 People do, and they dip them in ketchup and it makes me sweat.

00:14:58.000 I swear I'm going to puke.

00:14:59.000 I hate people when they do that.

00:15:01.000 Anyway, the best way to do the tolerable, if you cut them into slices, you dip them in tempura batter and you fry them.

00:15:08.000 Then they're okay.

00:15:09.000 No, they're just stupid.

00:15:11.000 Next.

00:15:12.000 I thought this was an interesting little tip for if you're into home decor.

00:15:17.000 If you want to tell your neighbors that you're Scottish, tape a bag to your window.

00:15:22.000 That's just a bag from, I don't know, some Scottish store, and she's just folded the top where the handle is and taped it to the window.

00:15:30.000 Zoom out.

00:15:33.000 Yeah, you see the little tape there?

00:15:35.000 It's just a plastic bag.

00:15:37.000 That's a nice piece of art.

00:15:40.000 They often remind me of black people, the Scots, with their strange choices. 1.00

00:15:45.000 Next.

00:15:47.000 I thought this was fun.

00:15:49.000 These are those bits of wood you get to stir paint.

00:15:54.000 And I go, what the hell is going on with your shelf?

00:15:57.000 And he goes, oh, I need to put those there or the shelf will sag and the hats will fall down.

00:16:04.000 The hats, look at the fucking hats my mom makes. 1.00

00:16:06.000 She makes like one every four days.

00:16:09.000 And I go, that's not how you build a shelf, that.

00:16:13.000 Is there not a stud nearby?

00:16:14.000 And if there isn't, you can use one of those little plastic things that will, you know, dig into the drywall.

00:16:20.000 He's like, no, there is not a stud.

00:16:22.000 And if I put it next, I have to put it like the shelf itself, it sooks on to say, oh, fuck it.

00:16:29.000 I don't want to explain it.

00:16:31.000 This is non-tactical walls?

00:16:34.000 Yeah.

00:16:34.000 Tactical Tim is spinning in his grave and he's not even dead.

00:16:39.000 It's my dad's golf clubs.

00:16:40.000 Oh, this was interesting.

00:16:43.000 Who has a broken toilet seat for more than one day?

00:16:46.000 They're $15 to $30 at the hardware store.

00:16:49.000 They have one screw on each thing.

00:16:53.000 Easiest thing in the world to install.

00:16:55.000 So I bought a toilet seat.

00:16:59.000 I'm going to ship it to them.

00:17:00.000 But what the fuck?

00:17:02.000 A broken toilet seat.

00:17:04.000 Get it together, Jim and Lorraine.

00:17:06.000 What else do we got?

00:17:09.000 Oh, this is classic boomers. 1.00

00:17:12.000 They're too cheap to buy the garbage liners, right?

00:17:15.000 So they just use a plastic bag and that sits at the base of the garbage.

00:17:20.000 And so when you put something in the garbage, you have to reach way down and carefully place it in the bag.

00:17:28.000 Fascinating, huh?

00:17:30.000 There's their fridge.

00:17:32.000 Typical empty fridge that boomers have. 1.00

00:17:35.000 They're always good for condiments.

00:17:38.000 But zoom in there a bit.

00:17:40.000 What do we got in here?

00:17:42.000 Let's start at the bottom.

00:17:46.000 I have no idea what that is.

00:17:48.000 It looks like cherries or grapes.

00:17:50.000 Oh, it's probably cherry tomatoes because they don't go bad.

00:17:55.000 Oh, the bottom was probably grapes, yeah.

00:17:57.000 And then we've got some Tupperware there, some eggs.

00:17:59.000 I'm actually feeling sick just looking at this.

00:18:02.000 Some maybe restaurant takeaway there.

00:18:05.000 And then the top shelf is where the action is.

00:18:08.000 Look at that.

00:18:09.000 We have our yams we mentioned previously.

00:18:11.000 We've got our beans we talked about.

00:18:14.000 And just, oh, look at that.

00:18:15.000 Even some applesauce.

00:18:17.000 I think you're not in trouble if you even just have applesauce for dinner.

00:18:20.000 I think you're off the hook.

00:18:21.000 You just have to get something in there.

00:18:24.000 Have applesauce and then a swig of mustard with some yogurt.

00:18:27.000 Jesus.

00:18:29.000 Is that it?

00:18:32.000 Oh, that's one of my mother's hats.

00:18:34.000 She knitted.

00:18:34.000 It looks pretty reasonable.

00:18:36.000 Awesome.

00:18:36.000 I look like an applicator.

00:18:39.000 Okay, that should be it, right?

00:18:40.000 I'm getting bored of this.

00:18:42.000 That would conclude.

00:18:44.000 And that was Jimmy and Lorraine's Florida Penthouse.

00:18:57.000 Everybody knows.

00:19:00.000 Too hectic.

00:19:01.000 Too hectic.

00:19:04.000 Why don't we just jump into the Proud Boys then?

00:19:06.000 Ooh, Okey Doki.

00:19:08.000 We're already there, right?

00:19:10.000 All right, so this is the last.

00:19:12.000 Do you have a new one?

00:19:13.000 Yeah, it's almost complete.

00:19:15.000 I'm adding some...

00:19:16.000 See, I could just put the music to it, but it doesn't hit.

00:19:18.000 Great.

00:19:18.000 So I have all these cool clips of like Proud Boy.

00:19:21.000 Proud Boy.

00:19:22.000 Did you fix the Antifa picture?

00:19:23.000 Oh, that's a different one, though, right?

00:19:25.000 No, that's the same one.

00:19:28.000 Yeah, I've got to add those in there, too.

00:19:30.000 You didn't do anything.

00:19:31.000 You had Friday and Monday off.

00:19:34.000 I did the audio.

00:19:35.000 I had to, I'm collabing with Baked Alaska and I had to make a song from scratch.

00:19:41.000 What's your collab?

00:19:42.000 He's doing, remember his Twitter is gay songs? 0.96

00:19:45.000 Twitter is gay. 0.94

00:19:47.000 It was a big hit back in the day before he got banned off everything.

00:19:50.000 And now he's going to do a Parlor is gay remix. 0.56

00:19:55.000 And so I built the instrumental from scratch.

00:19:57.000 Pretty fun.

00:19:58.000 Pretty exciting.

00:19:59.000 You look blurry.

00:20:01.000 You know that calling things gay with that Nick and Baked do is me? 0.79

00:20:04.000 That's for me.

00:20:05.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:20:06.000 I invented that.

00:20:07.000 It's the best thing to say to a thing that I'm saying.

00:20:09.000 I made it okay to say gay. 1.00

00:20:11.000 But not okay to be gay. 0.98

00:20:14.000 Just kidding.

00:20:15.000 We don't care.

00:20:16.000 Here's the problem, homos. 1.00

00:20:18.000 No one gives a shit.

00:20:20.000 Homo bored. 0.97

00:20:21.000 They constantly list Nick Fuentes as a Holocaust denier and a white nationalist.

00:20:27.000 That guy's got a lawyer up, man.

00:20:29.000 You're not a Holocaust denier if you not even say, but like allude to someone else's cookie joke that mocks the Holocaust numbers.

00:20:41.000 It's rude.

00:20:43.000 It's very offensive.

00:20:46.000 But it's not a political stance to allude to an insensitive joke.

00:20:52.000 Fuck off.

00:20:56.000 Last time we see this.

00:20:57.000 Last time we're going to see this.

00:20:58.000 Say goodbye to this particular bumper.

00:21:04.000 I'll make you proud of your boy.

00:21:08.000 Proud boys, stand back and stand by.

00:21:15.000 So let's just start with 1.9.

00:21:19.000 Pasobic brought up a good point.

00:21:22.000 Where you see these people dedicated to tracking extremism, particularly white nationalism, because it's sweeping the nation.

00:21:31.000 Five years ago, Antifa attacked Trump's inauguration.

00:21:34.000 Hundreds were arrested.

00:21:35.000 Not only did the government drop the charges, the city of D.C. paid over a million dollars in a settlement to the anarchists.

00:21:43.000 The government paid the anarchists.

00:21:45.000 They were so sad.

00:21:47.000 Remember that?

00:21:48.000 All that shit?

00:21:49.000 That was the one where one of the Antifa kids killed himself because he couldn't face the charges.

00:21:53.000 Nathan Hose, right?

00:21:55.000 Yep.

00:21:55.000 Rest in power, Nathan Hose.

00:21:58.000 And then this is just some typical misinformation.

00:22:02.000 This image has been called The Prayer of the Alt Knight and is attributed to a far-right activist.

00:22:07.000 I'm suing now.

00:22:08.000 I'm sending lawyer letters every day, several a day, and I'm attacking far-right too.

00:22:13.000 Like, obviously, white nationalism, blah, blah, blah.

00:22:16.000 I'm going to make you retract it or I'm going to take you to court. 0.99

00:22:19.000 But now, gang.

00:22:21.000 A gang is, it has a leader with top-down hierarchical management, and it does illegal activities that are planned.

00:22:32.000 Proudboys are neither of those, so no gang.

00:22:34.000 Far-right is a stupid thing to say.

00:22:36.000 It's socially liberal, fiscally conservative, libertarians for strong borders.

00:22:41.000 That's not far-right.

00:22:44.000 So fuck you. 0.68

00:22:45.000 And street fighting.

00:22:46.000 It's a street fighting gang.

00:22:48.000 What is this, a Rolling Stones song?

00:22:51.000 The only street fighting happens when Antifa shows up and starts kicking ass.

00:22:56.000 This image has been called.

00:22:58.000 That's a safe thing to say, right?

00:23:00.000 Because you just called it that.

00:23:02.000 We're on to you, dirty hippie, for those who sinketh. 1.00

00:23:07.000 Wait, zoom in on that?

00:23:08.000 I can't read it.

00:23:13.000 We're on to you, dirty hippie, for thou stinketh of patchouli and B.O. For thou talk of Marx, yet know him not.

00:23:20.000 For thou hast bills, yet have not paid.

00:23:23.000 For thou hast dreadlocks and white skin. 0.98

00:23:26.000 And so I send among you, my humble servants, with hat and with bat, that they may christen your heads with hickory and anoint your faces with pepper spray.

00:23:34.000 Obviously, this is ancient if they're talking about hickory nightsticks.

00:23:38.000 And once thou has been cuffed and stuffed, once thou hast been stitched and bandaged, perhaps thou shalt learn I'm tired of your shit. 0.65

00:23:46.000 Amen.

00:23:47.000 That's funny.

00:23:48.000 That's funny.

00:23:49.000 You assholes are declared war on humor, you fucking cunts.

00:23:53.000 But anyway, Andy Noah points out that that's not a Proud Boys thing.

00:23:57.000 That's an ancient thing.

00:24:00.000 Anyone can upload on there.

00:24:02.000 Proud Boys are founded in 2016.

00:24:03.000 This meme was uploaded as early as 2014.

00:24:05.000 Do a reverse image search.

00:24:07.000 You dunce.

00:24:09.000 Speaking of misinformation, Proud Boys on Long Island a couple months ago, yeah, marched through various towns blaring the ballad of the Pine Tar Rebellion, whatever that Pine Tree Rebellion.

00:24:25.000 They're blaring that black dudes in there. 1.00

00:24:27.000 And that became flashing the white power symbol.

00:24:33.000 How many times do we have to go through this?

00:24:35.000 This means liberals are hysterical about racism, and I like fucking with them.

00:24:40.000 Non-liberals use it.

00:24:42.000 White supremacists have used it.

00:24:47.000 Libertarians and black guys have used it.

00:24:50.000 Everyone thinks that liberals are hysterical bitches. 1.00

00:24:53.000 I have used toilet paper.

00:24:55.000 So do Nazis. 0.90

00:24:57.000 All cats are mammals.

00:24:58.000 All dogs are mammals.

00:24:59.000 All cats are not dogs.

00:25:01.000 You're making the mistake of guilt by association.

00:25:03.000 So just because white power guys use this doesn't mean it's a white power symbol.

00:25:08.000 How do you not know that?

00:25:09.000 Anyway, this is embarrassing, and I don't think we can take much of it, but it really is high school levels.

00:25:16.000 This is NPR Long Island talking about these guys marching and how it's indicative of, ooh, a massive rise in hate.

00:25:25.000 And it's funny because the guy on the bottom left is some nerd from Newsday who doesn't want to give the far right any credit.

00:25:33.000 So he wants to say it's fringe and it's not really a thing and there was only 20 Proud Boys and stopped talking about them.

00:25:39.000 But at the same time, the host keeps saying, is this on the rise?

00:25:43.000 And so he says it's just fringe and yes, it's getting out of control at the same time.

00:25:50.000 Pro Focus with Raphael Piroma Hope Zuckerberg.

00:25:58.000 Good evening and Welcome to Metro Focus.

00:26:01.000 I'm Jenna Flanagan.

00:26:03.000 On Saturday, the Proud Boys, a right-wing hate group known for their role in the Charlottesville Unite the Right rally.

00:26:12.000 What?

00:26:12.000 And the January.

00:26:14.000 Known for their role at Unite the Right.

00:26:17.000 Like, it really is junior high.

00:26:20.000 This someone would get a D. I just had to mark it up with my red pen.

00:26:25.000 Not a Charlottesville thing.

00:26:28.000 That's what they love doing, though.

00:26:29.000 Then that Geo thing also had that fucking Heather higher, Heather higher, Heather higher. 1.00

00:26:33.000 It looks like she has a D. What about the 42 people Antifa have killed?

00:26:38.000 Deaths are responsible for, including their own members.

00:26:43.000 February 6th, storming of the Capitol held an event much closer to home.

00:26:49.000 Members of the group marched through Rockville Center, Long Island, waving flags that read, Don't Tread on Me, and passing out flyers promoting their ideology.

00:26:59.000 The march was condemned by the emphasis on their ideology, not mine.

00:27:04.000 Trying to spice up the scriptures shooting?

00:27:06.000 Their ID, LOG.

00:27:10.000 Look at that angry black woman in the corner. 1.00

00:27:20.000 So tonight, to discuss the presence of the Proud Boys in Long Island and how the community responded to them as part of our Exploring Hate Initiative, examining the roots and rise of anti-Semitism, racism, and extremism in America,

00:27:36.000 I'd like to welcome my three guests.

00:27:38.000 First, tonight, we're joined by John Asbury.

00:27:41.000 John is a reporter for Newsday.

00:27:43.000 John, we joined Metro Focus.

00:27:44.000 How do you feel about the anti-Semitism in the black Hebrew-Israelite movement and the two deaths that happened in Jersey and the murder that was an upstate New York of a Jewish guy up there?

00:27:56.000 Is that an issue here?

00:28:00.000 Thanks for having me.

00:28:02.000 We're also joined tonight by Rabbi Michael Cohen.

00:28:05.000 The rabbi is from Central Synagogue.

00:28:08.000 14 years old in Rockville Center.

00:28:10.000 Rabbi, welcome.

00:28:12.000 Thank you very much.

00:28:12.000 This is a very important topic.

00:28:14.000 So I'm happy and honored to be on the show.

00:28:17.000 Of course.

00:28:18.000 I just feel compelled to call him.

00:28:21.000 You know what I mean?

00:28:22.000 Yeah.

00:28:23.000 And go, like, what are you talking about, dude?

00:28:26.000 And then the grumpiest woman on Long Island, Miss Erica Grumpy Pants. 1.00

00:28:34.000 Also joined tonight by Elaine Gross.

00:28:37.000 Elaine is the founder and president of the Long Island-based organization, Erase Racism.

00:28:42.000 Elaine, welcome to Metro Hall.

00:28:44.000 Erase Racism on Long Island.

00:28:46.000 And she goes off, by the way, to talk about how we have to teach, she doesn't say CRT, she knows that's a bad word, but we have to teach a real history in schools, and that includes the stuff that's not pretty.

00:28:58.000 They don't know that there were slaves on Long Island.

00:29:01.000 Yeah, Irish slaves. 0.99

00:29:02.000 They don't know that Long Island was designed as a racist, whites-only place.

00:29:10.000 And that's just a fucking retarded lie. 1.00

00:29:13.000 Yes, Robert Moses did design the bridges to be so low that public buses couldn't get under them, and that would keep out the riffraff. 1.00

00:29:22.000 However, this was back in like the 40s.

00:29:27.000 And New York City was about as black as Maine back then. 0.91

00:29:32.000 So they weren't keeping out the blacks.

00:29:33.000 They were keeping out the poor.

00:29:34.000 They were keeping out white trash. 1.00

00:29:36.000 They were keeping out Italians and Irish and Jews.

00:29:40.000 It was an anti-poor design, you stupid bitch. 1.00

00:29:44.000 So these people just, they say, we need to get the real history out.

00:29:48.000 And then they then proceed to repeat fake history.

00:29:51.000 Like, this is a little off topic, but jump over to 32.

00:30:00.000 Of course, I get my news from Grindface. 1.00

00:30:02.000 Grindface.

00:30:04.000 Ryan, this just says Bo.

00:30:07.000 Yeah.

00:30:09.000 It's unbelievable.

00:30:11.000 Amazing.

00:30:15.000 I said, yes, the involvement of violence in black folks comes from that long history that the president was talking about.

00:30:23.000 We have to remember that we learned from some of the pets.

00:30:25.000 Some white boys came over here that the first beheads in Point Coupe Peak, Louisiana, where I'm from.

00:30:32.000 Slave insurrection, that was the way you dealt with it.

00:30:34.000 Let's speak the syphilis incident. 0.83

00:30:35.000 We're going to see how black men die if they have syphilis, but we pretend we treat them with penicillin, and we're just going to watch the pathology of how they die. 1.00

00:30:43.000 Now, that wasn't back 200 years ago.

00:30:46.000 That's true.

00:30:47.000 Stop.

00:30:49.000 And he didn't exactly say this, but most people say that they gave black people syphilis, black men syphilis, to see what would happen to them.

00:30:57.000 No.

00:30:58.000 They were not injected with syphilis.

00:31:00.000 They had syphilis, as thousands of people did.

00:31:03.000 My great uncle went blind from having syphilis.

00:31:06.000 Al Capone.

00:31:07.000 It was real common back then.

00:31:09.000 So these black guys that already had syphilis on their own accord were monitored.

00:31:16.000 And these doctors wanted to see what happens to them over time to study the disease.

00:31:20.000 They could have treated them better, but they didn't.

00:31:23.000 So not great.

00:31:24.000 Don't get me wrong.

00:31:26.000 But they were not injected with syphilis on purpose.

00:31:31.000 1974.

00:31:32.000 We're talking about giving these people.

00:31:34.000 And that's the scientists, the same people that are promoting the vaccine and all this shit.

00:31:37.000 It's not just every white person like, let's do this.

00:31:40.000 This will be great.

00:31:41.000 Yeah, there was a lot of macabre studies.

00:31:43.000 Like, look at those twin studies in that movie about the triplets where they separated twins at birth.

00:31:47.000 Yeah.

00:31:48.000 They were all white.

00:31:49.000 We agree.

00:31:50.000 Science is weird sometimes.

00:31:52.000 Yeah, doctors get dark.

00:31:54.000 It's not about you all the time.

00:31:55.000 This is like the homos with the whole like, oh, I guess you have a problem with me being polyamorous, right? 1.00

00:32:01.000 I'm going to make a picture of you necking with a guy. 1.00

00:32:05.000 Wait, stop.

00:32:09.000 Wonderful blankets to Native Americans infected with smallpox as they walked on that trail of tears just to see how they died to eliminate their population so we can take all of that land. 1.00

00:32:18.000 So the violence that is in them.

00:32:19.000 That's not even close to true, you absolute fucking retard. 1.00

00:32:23.000 And this is, is that Bill Maher?

00:32:25.000 Yeah.

00:32:25.000 Yeah, I did Bill Maher's show.

00:32:28.000 You get, this is a million years ago when it was Called politically incorrect.

00:32:30.000 You get the questions two days in advance.

00:32:33.000 So you can prepare your response and have it fact-checked.

00:32:36.000 I'm sure you're rich.

00:32:37.000 Hire a nerd. 1.00

00:32:40.000 For the billionth time, and how much of this show is explaining basic information to people that's readily available?

00:32:47.000 For the billionth time, some sergeant, captain, whatever suggested, he got Tuskey wrong, he got smallpox wrong.

00:32:56.000 There's so much information from the 169 Project.

00:32:58.000 Oh, that's pretty impressive.

00:33:01.000 Someone suggested, hey, why don't we practice biological warfare and give the Indians blankets with smallpox on them? 0.98

00:33:11.000 And his boss went, you know what?

00:33:16.000 I feel like if we start fucking with that, which is what happened with Wuhan, I don't think Wuhan was on purpose.

00:33:23.000 I think those assholes were looking at deadly diseases and they fucked up.

00:33:30.000 But they go, we might fuck up and we'll end up giving ourselves smallpox.

00:33:34.000 Let's just stick to like guns and arrows and that kind of shit.

00:33:38.000 Because I'm not getting into the smallpox.

00:33:39.000 So the plan was nixed.

00:33:41.000 It never happened.

00:33:46.000 This comes from a very learned physician that was brought here by some Caucasian folks.

00:33:51.000 You have to realize that.

00:33:52.000 Racist.

00:33:53.000 So he's making up racist lies.

00:33:55.000 Oh, which reminds me, I haven't talked to you guys since Thursday.

00:33:59.000 Cop killing spree going on.

00:34:02.000 And I think it should be listed as a hate crime, right?

00:34:06.000 Like, Judaism is a religion.

00:34:09.000 You and I could become Jews.

00:34:10.000 It takes a little bit.

00:34:11.000 You got to do a bunch of tests.

00:34:12.000 But this week.

00:34:14.000 Maybe not this week.

00:34:16.000 In a couple months, right?

00:34:18.000 Now we're Jews.

00:34:19.000 If someone kills us, it's a hate crime.

00:34:21.000 They're killing us because we're Jews, right?

00:34:23.000 How is it different from all this cop killing?

00:34:27.000 You're murdering them because they're cops.

00:34:31.000 Now, you've been brainwashed by the media into thinking that they're racist murderers, but it seems to me like everyone I see getting shot is Hispanic or Chinese, often female.

00:34:44.000 It's not often they get these alleged white power cops.

00:34:47.000 So this is George Soros and the Media Matters machine, his PR firms, appointing DAs who let everyone out of jail.

00:34:57.000 I'm not exactly positive why.

00:34:59.000 Why does he want criminals murdering people every day?

00:35:02.000 I guess he wants to destroy America so we can build back better.

00:35:06.000 Okay.

00:35:07.000 But they're just killing each other in the hood.

00:35:09.000 So you're just killing blacks. 0.98

00:35:11.000 But anyway.

00:35:13.000 So he has these corrupt DA.

00:35:15.000 And remember last week we showed a map of all the Soros appointed DAs and it was like four?

00:35:20.000 There's at least a dozen.

00:35:22.000 That map was not even close.

00:35:25.000 It was a third of what we need.

00:35:27.000 And so it's not just the DAs though.

00:35:31.000 It's Soros media telling you these lies about racist cops and that getting into you.

00:35:37.000 So first you free all the retarded criminals, fill the streets with them, and then you tell those retarded criminals that cops are hunting them. 1.00

00:35:44.000 So what do they do?

00:35:45.000 I'm going to kill them.

00:35:46.000 Boop.

00:35:47.000 That's the sound the gun makes.

00:35:49.000 Boop.

00:35:50.000 Yes.

00:35:51.000 I think that's a nine millimeter sound.

00:35:54.000 Do you like how Eric Adams is going around and because it makes his city look bad, it makes him, it reflects poorly on him, he's going on a, I mean, you could just tell the politics behind it where he's going around like, this is bad for me.

00:36:06.000 This is bad for my city.

00:36:08.000 That guy shot those cops because he's black and he thinks cops are racist and he hates pigs because of the media narrative.

00:36:15.000 The media has blood on their hands is what I'm saying here.

00:36:18.000 Soros and the media have blood on their hands.

00:36:22.000 But he's the guy who hired his brother because we have a white supremacy problem.

00:36:27.000 So he's part of this bullshit narrative that got those cops killed.

00:36:33.000 And the irony is, this is kooky, but all we're talking about is white supremacy, white nationalism, erase the hate on Long Island again and again and again in a loop.

00:36:42.000 And the actual problem is that, that myth that America's racist is getting cops killed, which is a hate crime.

00:36:51.000 I don't like the idea of hate crimes, but if they're out there and you're ascribing a person's thoughts and making the crime more serious, then cops who get shot should be listed as a hate crime.

00:37:02.000 Especially when that guy goes, I'm on my way to New York City to make pigs fly.

00:37:08.000 This was not an accident.

00:37:12.000 Okay, should we look at that Proud Boys doc for a second?

00:37:15.000 Are you going to fix this?

00:37:17.000 Yeah, yeah, I just threw that together real quick.

00:37:19.000 Because we lack a background for it.

00:37:22.000 Bo.

00:37:25.000 So this is all about how we have a serious problem in this country.

00:37:30.000 Not brainwashing people about white supremacy.

00:37:32.000 How meta is this?

00:37:34.000 You're talking about a serious problem in this country, and you are the problem.

00:37:37.000 And towards the end of this, she's framing Proud Boys, calling them racist, and then she shows Proud Boys yelling at her, saying, get the fuck out of here, Nat Geo, you fucking bitch.

00:37:47.000 You're going to lie about us.

00:37:49.000 In the lie.

00:37:50.000 They're in.

00:37:51.000 Of course, there's Charlottesville.

00:37:53.000 Got to get in that way.

00:37:54.000 Look at all the hate.

00:37:56.000 There's hate in all those places.

00:37:58.000 Now, if you take away the two-line thing that they do where it's like, you know, blah, blah, blah, Kansas, Quebec City, Canada, and then you just take one, you know, it looks way bigger because they're adding the whole...

00:38:09.000 It's the whole world.

00:38:10.000 Yeah.

00:38:10.000 What happened in Quebec City, Canada?

00:38:13.000 There's 14 places.

00:38:14.000 Oh, there was the Muslims who got shot.

00:38:16.000 Four, six, twelve, fourteen.

00:38:19.000 Less than 20.

00:38:20.000 Yeah.

00:38:20.000 But yeah.

00:38:21.000 And you're going back how far?

00:38:24.000 Too often, the blame is placed on lone wolf shooters.

00:38:28.000 But nothing.

00:38:29.000 So Dylan Roof isn't a lone wolf.

00:38:31.000 He's a proud boy.

00:38:32.000 And these groups are on the rise.

00:38:34.000 Why, just check out this footage we have from 1980.

00:38:38.000 Who's ever seen footage of these guys?

00:38:40.000 I don't know who the fuck they are.

00:38:41.000 Is that?

00:38:42.000 But keep going.

00:38:42.000 Watch this.

00:38:43.000 They have footage from like either American.

00:38:47.000 That.

00:38:48.000 That's probably Italy in 1982.

00:38:51.000 And then this guy says it's actually worse now than it was with the Klan.

00:38:56.000 What?

00:38:56.000 Well, play him.

00:38:59.000 Back to the 1920s When there was a resurgence of the Klan.

00:39:03.000 This is a story unlike any I've ever pursued.

00:39:06.000 Because it's bullshit, and the other ones are at least based in reality.

00:39:09.000 Yeah.

00:39:10.000 About a global network of white supremacists that traffic in terror.

00:39:15.000 Yeah, her series is called Trafficking. 1.00

00:39:18.000 So it should be about child sex slaves. 0.81

00:39:20.000 Why don't you do MS-13 and how they're bringing kids over here and using them at best as lookouts for drug deals, but at worst as sex slaves? 0.97

00:39:29.000 No, I want to do people who are trafficking hate.

00:39:32.000 What?

00:39:32.000 That's not really trafficking.

00:39:34.000 Yeah, one of these things is not like the others.

00:39:36.000 There's cocaine, fish, stolen cars, hate.

00:39:40.000 Do you have any hate on?

00:39:41.000 Did you pack your bag, sir?

00:39:42.000 Yes.

00:39:43.000 Well, why is there hate in your bag?

00:39:45.000 Oh, I'm a hate mule.

00:39:48.000 I have some hate up my ass.

00:39:50.000 What I do is I put the hate in a condom and then I swallow it.

00:39:53.000 And then I have to go through my shit to find the hate I brought in from Hate Town.

00:39:59.000 Go back.

00:40:00.000 So anyway, they do like Adam Waffen without mentioning that there's four of them and two of them are feds.

00:40:07.000 And they talk about, look, they show drugs and they say, but they're not using drugs.

00:40:10.000 It's ideas.

00:40:12.000 Look at all these messages on Telegram.

00:40:20.000 Are you telling people to go kill people right now?

00:40:24.000 And then they show Proud Boys grabbing their camera.

00:40:27.000 I want to understand.

00:40:28.000 So anyway, skip ahead.

00:40:30.000 This goes and goes and goes.

00:40:31.000 Glory to Adam Waffen.

00:40:33.000 Are they even around anymore?

00:40:35.000 And then they get to Proud Boys and Enrique.

00:40:40.000 And then the black guy, she goes, what about the black guy that leads it?

00:40:43.000 And he goes, we call that the one black dude.

00:40:46.000 The one black friend.

00:40:48.000 And again, they use the whole thing about it's there to hide the white supremacy.

00:40:51.000 And what we do is you're lured in by seeing black guys, right? 0.99

00:40:56.000 And then we go racist.

00:40:58.000 So when's the pivot?

00:41:00.000 Yeah.

00:41:01.000 When's the switch?

00:41:02.000 And what do the black guys do when the pivot happens? 0.88

00:41:06.000 They secretly walk out the back door?

00:41:08.000 I mean, the only way this makes any kind of sense is if the black dudes are just amoral and they get paid like 5,000 bucks every time they bring someone in and then they go out the back door. 1.00

00:41:19.000 They're actors.

00:41:21.000 They're all actors because when Enrique talks and they're all going, woo, they have to, it's for a black Cuban man. 0.99

00:41:27.000 So you, yeah, that's all acting.

00:41:29.000 It's all a lie.

00:41:31.000 Okay, well then that's your story for the hundredth time.

00:41:37.000 I'm going to call this episode for the millionth time.

00:41:39.000 We just want to wave our flags.

00:41:41.000 And we want to send our message.

00:41:43.000 We don't ask you what color you are, what religion you are, or what your culture is.

00:41:48.000 It doesn't matter to us.

00:41:49.000 The tenets is what matters to us, and that you believe that, you know, Western civilization is the best civilization.

00:41:56.000 This is Enrique Tario, leader of the Proud Boys, an all-male political organization that claims to defend Western culture.

00:42:06.000 Like Rondo, the group claims not to be racist.

00:42:09.000 They do not worship.

00:42:10.000 But many members wear symbols and use gestures associated with white supremacy.

00:42:16.000 Proud boys from all across the country have descended on Portland today to organize a protest.

00:42:22.000 Can you believe it?

00:42:23.000 People yelling Uhuru from Gazikadzo.

00:42:26.000 The presence of the Proud Boys here is just that it increases the chance of violence, right?

00:42:32.000 Of confrontations that turn violent, which has happened.

00:42:35.000 Yeah, and Tifa.

00:42:48.000 Let's do this.

00:42:48.000 Joe Biggs is another leader of the group.

00:42:51.000 He's an Army veteran who fought in the 82nd Airborne in Iraq and Afghanistan.

00:42:56.000 I fought overseas for years and years.

00:43:01.000 I didn't fight for Florida.

00:43:03.000 I fought for the United States of America.

00:43:05.000 That means every city in this country is my fing city and your city and your city.

00:43:14.000 The Proud Boys formed in 2016 to push back against political correctness and what they allege is the white guilt agenda of the left.

00:43:23.000 Yeah, that's why they were formed.

00:43:26.000 Since when I've never heard that 12,000 members nationwide who believe Western civilization is under siege and that the media is part of the problem.

00:43:37.000 It is.

00:43:37.000 You are.

00:43:38.000 This is the craziest part.

00:43:40.000 So she's first they chase someone off and she's like, these crazy assholes think that we're going to try to make them look bad and lie in a lie.

00:43:51.000 Like you might as well be raping someone going, this bitch thinks I'm a fucking rapist. 1.00

00:43:55.000 God.

00:43:56.000 And stop crying for fuck's sakes.

00:43:59.000 Just a rape. 1.00

00:44:00.000 The audacity of this.

00:44:01.000 Jeez.

00:44:09.000 This isn't like, I think she says that's the end.

00:44:11.000 That's Antifa.

00:44:12.000 They're there to dox people. 0.57

00:44:14.000 Get them fired, ruin their lives.

00:44:18.000 They only circle this one guy causing this issue.

00:44:21.000 Basically, mob mentality of kicking that journalist out.

00:44:24.000 But this is what happens in a victory.

00:44:25.000 You're a journalist, you're there.

00:44:26.000 They can say this is peaceful all they want, but this is what we've been seeing happening again and again and again.

00:44:32.000 Moments later, we become the target.

00:44:35.000 Yeah.

00:44:38.000 Come on, work.

00:44:39.000 Get the f out of here.

00:44:40.000 We understand most media in America are trash.

00:44:43.000 Most media in our country are traitors.

00:44:45.000 But people are starting to understand now.

00:44:47.000 This is our safe space, and you're not safe, okay?

00:44:50.000 So we should kick you out.

00:44:52.000 I don't care if you're with National Geographic.

00:44:54.000 Well, you people are going to be known for the scum of this country that you are.

00:44:57.000 Yeah, camera out of my face now.

00:45:00.000 By their own definition, the Proud Boys are a Western chauvinist organization.

00:45:04.000 Oh, this clown.

00:45:06.000 Smiley McGillicutty?

00:45:08.000 Smiling.

00:45:09.000 Unfortunately, racism is alive and well in this country.

00:45:14.000 And slavery didn't really die.

00:45:18.000 This is how we used to say.

00:45:19.000 I'm smiling because I'm so wise that it amuses me.

00:45:24.000 All the pictures of Chris Piccolini, Zeke Heiling were like this.

00:45:29.000 He's a total fruit.

00:45:31.000 I don't know about that.

00:45:34.000 why the fuck is an ex-Nazi preaching to us about equality?

00:45:41.000 Fuck you.

00:45:43.000 I guess you're not racist anymore, but you can't preach to me.

00:45:47.000 Just like the rapist.

00:45:48.000 Imagine a guy was a serial rapist, raping his way through town, and then he shows up at a talk to discuss gender equality and feminism and the dangers of walking around at night.

00:46:00.000 Take it from me, an ex-rapist.

00:46:02.000 I used to rape all over the place, and I know what it's like. 0.52

00:46:06.000 I know what it's like to be a raper.

00:46:08.000 That's like Vince Neal talking to a garage band being like, guys, when you get so much pussy that your dick skin starts like hurting.

00:46:15.000 They're like, we haven't even played a show yet.

00:46:18.000 Hi, I'm here to talk about pedophilia.

00:46:20.000 I used to be a kid fucker, and it is a, it's sort of like I'm at the airport.

00:46:26.000 They take my toothpaste away.

00:46:28.000 And they take away, I have to take off my shoes and take off my belt.

00:46:30.000 My little kids are there taking off their shoes.

00:46:32.000 And I'm like, this is 100% because of Muslims. 1.00

00:46:38.000 Not domestic terrorists.

00:46:41.000 Not Adam Waffen.

00:46:43.000 It is 100%.

00:46:45.000 All the airport shit you have to go through is because of Muslims. 1.00

00:46:49.000 And then there's a woman there in a fucking burqa, like patting me down. 1.00

00:46:53.000 Oh, wow.

00:46:55.000 And I'm like, you're the problem.

00:46:56.000 I didn't say this, but I was like, you're the fucking problem.

00:46:58.000 Take your shoes off.

00:46:59.000 Like, imagine this.

00:47:00.000 Imagine that 100% of terrorist attacks, hijacking, Richard Reed, 9-11 was all white nationalists, right?

00:47:11.000 And that's why you had to take your shoes off.

00:47:13.000 And then you get to the airport and there's skinheads there.

00:47:16.000 And they're like, we're not racist skinheads.

00:47:18.000 Those are different skinheads.

00:47:19.000 We're sharps.

00:47:20.000 And you'd go, eh, I don't want any skinheads dealing with airport security.

00:47:26.000 No offense, guys, but you did kill 3,000 people on September 11th.

00:47:30.000 So let's just not risk it and have zero skinheads at the fucking airport security checks.

00:47:36.000 And no one would have a problem with that.

00:47:37.000 They go, fucking rights.

00:47:39.000 I don't want them in my country.

00:47:41.000 Like, look at how much we see Charlottesville, that one death, Heather Heyer, is played on a loop.

00:47:47.000 But Muslim deaths, don't worry about it. 1.00

00:47:50.000 By the way, the white supremacist hand gesture, but if you type in okay, it automatically assumes you mean, you know, this.

00:47:57.000 Well, now they make up shit like white nationalists adjacent, which I'm still sending out lawyer letters for.

00:48:07.000 The wrapping paper of those flowery words.

00:48:10.000 Western chauvinist means European power, right?

00:48:14.000 Or white power.

00:48:15.000 You know, they don't look like white supremacists or neo-Nazis, but I suspect that's a brand new sticker, by the way.

00:48:22.000 Okay.

00:48:23.000 Job of shielding who they truly are.

00:48:25.000 And even in some cases, having members who are not white be part of their group.

00:48:30.000 Including their leader.

00:48:32.000 Including their now leader.

00:48:33.000 Right.

00:48:34.000 So teach good journalism for a second.

00:48:37.000 Why?

00:48:37.000 Including a why do they do that?

00:48:39.000 And when do they switch it around?

00:48:41.000 And who are these clowns?

00:48:45.000 And you're smiling because you're so smug.

00:48:47.000 Dude, I'm not going to say that you have to go to jail because you were a Nazi, but you definitely cannot preach to me about Nazis.

00:48:53.000 And at the beginning of that, too, he goes, you'll never get the truth from an extremist.

00:48:56.000 The only person you can talk to is a previous extremist, an ex-extremist like me.

00:49:01.000 In other words, hire me.

00:49:03.000 I want to be in the spot.

00:49:04.000 I've known this guy for fucking years.

00:49:07.000 He used to be the manager of Flatfoot 56, who did that song, Courage.

00:49:11.000 Oh, wow.

00:49:12.000 Yeah, he was the guy I did it with.

00:49:15.000 Then he sent me his book, like his first draft in a binder.

00:49:19.000 And I was like, I don't have time to read this, dude.

00:49:20.000 I don't care about you were a skinhead in the 80s.

00:49:24.000 And then he got all pissed off.

00:49:25.000 And then he said, let's fight for charity.

00:49:30.000 What?

00:49:31.000 And then he said, this was like every couple months.

00:49:35.000 He was like, all that hate, doesn't it eat you up inside?

00:49:37.000 Don't you want to be free?

00:49:39.000 And I go, yeah, I hate hate.

00:49:43.000 Can you tell me about all the jihadists that you've canceled down, talked down from the edge of the cliff of hate?

00:49:49.000 Can you talk to me about the radical black power supremacists that want all white people to die?

00:49:56.000 How have those been working out for you, Christian?

00:49:59.000 And then eventually, when I had hired those group to get right and left together, they had approached him and he said, no, I don't want to be on that show.

00:50:08.000 He said, no, thank you.

00:50:10.000 He's a fraud.

00:50:11.000 He's a fucking fraud.

00:50:13.000 This whole segment is ridiculous.

00:50:18.000 I mean, you know, you could edit this and talk about latent homosexuality in the Proud Boys and how they're all secretly gay and they don't want people to know that.

00:50:26.000 So what they do is they lure you in by pretending to be straight and then they like touch your butt later on, get you drunk and play with your penis. 0.98

00:50:35.000 There's just as much evidence for a ridiculous hypothesis like that.

00:50:40.000 Go do that. 0.52

00:50:41.000 Show pictures of me in drag with the butt plug.

00:50:46.000 I think it'd be easier than this bullshit.

00:50:52.000 All right, is that enough of that?

00:50:53.000 Yeah, I've had enough of that shit.

00:50:55.000 And there was this one racist guy that they showed later on that's like, I've never seen him before.

00:50:59.000 But he would make Jared Taylor blush.

00:51:01.000 I don't know what the fuck.

00:51:02.000 And is he a proud boy?

00:51:03.000 No, he's just a dude.

00:51:04.000 But they lump them all together.

00:51:06.000 Yeah.

00:51:06.000 It's guilt by association again.

00:51:09.000 Amateur hour at the Apollo.

00:51:12.000 Why do you want that to be true so bad if you're against hate?

00:51:15.000 I got plenty of it for you.

00:51:18.000 Go follow an Israeli who wants to do a talk at NYU. 1.00

00:51:22.000 There you'll see some hate.

00:51:26.000 All right, let's do a fun little COVID dip. 0.66

00:51:32.000 Okay.

00:51:34.000 I'm supposed to talk about Trump calling Peter Deucey a stupid son of a bitch.

00:51:39.000 Who fucking cares?

00:51:41.000 That just filled up my feed all weekend.

00:51:43.000 Oh, no.

00:51:44.000 He said, what a stupid son of a bitch.

00:51:46.000 Good.

00:51:47.000 Glad to hear him talk like that.

00:51:48.000 He sounded normal for a second.

00:51:50.000 And I'm not going to become a pearl-clutching lefty who just goes, oh, that's not presidential.

00:52:01.000 Kudos, Jilli Neck.

00:52:04.000 Don't we have a better one?

00:52:06.000 We do, but that's...

00:52:08.000 That one's short and sweet.

00:52:09.000 The other one, that's.

00:52:11.000 We have another COVID one coming up, but the Rad Zone one, where it's like, if you ancient Chinese secret, is that one you're working on too?

00:52:20.000 Yeah, you really did not get a lot of work done with this big holiday.

00:52:24.000 That's correct.

00:52:27.000 That guy shows up at 10.59 every day.

00:52:34.000 So this is really cool.

00:52:36.000 50,000 trucks are driving from Vancouver to Ottawa, which is the length of the width of the continent.

00:52:45.000 I did that drive.

00:52:45.000 It took me weeks.

00:52:47.000 I mean, if you go non-stop, pedal to the metal, I think you could do it in three days, but you'd need a diaper.

00:52:54.000 It's a fucking haul.

00:52:56.000 Let's get Benny Johnson in on it.

00:52:58.000 And everyone's supporting them.

00:53:02.000 50,000 truckers in Canada are heading to their capital in order to fight the COVID dictatorship that has made Canada the world's largest prison camp. 0.95

00:53:14.000 Here's what that looks like.

00:53:17.000 This is direct action.

00:53:26.000 Goes on for like 20 more seconds.

00:53:38.000 You love to see it, don't you?

00:53:46.000 So that's exciting to see.

00:53:47.000 Another thing I love about Twitter is the hypocrisy of the left.

00:53:52.000 Because the left are Bolsheviks, and they will rotate on a dime, stab their brother in the back. 0.98

00:53:58.000 You see this with ginos saying, fuck Israel. 1.00

00:54:00.000 They don't care if Palestine blows up that whole place, as long as they're winning in America. 0.97

00:54:07.000 And the beauty of that kind of a situation is you want to say things and then have them disappear into the abyss.

00:54:12.000 Like the hostage taker.

00:54:14.000 The hostage taker who took those people in the synagogue.

00:54:16.000 He was a Muslim.

00:54:17.000 That story's dead.

00:54:18.000 Have you seen it today?

00:54:19.000 No.

00:54:19.000 Nothing.

00:54:20.000 Done.

00:54:20.000 It's over.

00:54:21.000 Because it doesn't fit the narrative.

00:54:24.000 But with Twitter, it keeps a record of what you said.

00:54:28.000 They have the receipts.

00:54:29.000 And Don Winslow is a very popular libtard who writes thriller novels. 1.00

00:54:36.000 And it's in his best interest to have America be a danger zone because he has to write books about America being dangerous and the apocalypse.

00:54:45.000 So he pushes this to push his book.

00:54:47.000 But first of all, I love when you get a good picture of him and you see what he really looks like.

00:54:54.000 Like he crops out his baldness in his picture and he also closes his mouth.

00:54:58.000 But if you pull back, you can see that he looks like a scrotum and he has 342 teeth that he got at a garage sale.

00:55:12.000 But go to the top one.

00:55:14.000 I've been saying this shit for months.

00:55:15.000 No surprise here.

00:55:16.000 If you take Donald Trump's rushed, quote-unquote, vaccine, you're an idiot.

00:55:21.000 And then cut to two years later.

00:55:24.000 Dear Aaron Rodgers, I think the 49s beat you tonight because you were vaxed, because they were vaxed and masked.

00:55:29.000 Just one man's opinion.

00:55:32.000 P.S. It also might be because you're a dick.

00:55:34.000 Does he say dick?

00:55:36.000 Prick.

00:55:37.000 That's even worse.

00:55:40.000 Get the prick.

00:55:42.000 And then there's this chick I never heard of before, Tricia Lindsay.

00:55:46.000 I'm going to go get my computer in a second.

00:55:49.000 While this plays.

00:55:50.000 This is one of the best speakers I've ever seen.

00:55:53.000 Like, this is Joel Austine levels.

00:55:56.000 And I'm not just talking about what she's saying.

00:55:58.000 Note the lack of stutters, lack of pausing.

00:56:01.000 It's just a perfect flow.

00:56:03.000 This is a rare gift.

00:56:05.000 And she's very compelling.

00:56:08.000 Good.

00:56:09.000 Great.

00:56:10.000 I can't deal with this.

00:56:11.000 I want everyone to understand.

00:56:13.000 And as much as that was a little out of protocol, what this young man just said a little while ago, I appreciate his enthusiasm and his passion.

00:56:22.000 Because we need to leave this place empowered.

00:56:28.000 You understand?

00:56:29.000 It's not good enough to just come here and listen to speeches and go back home and get comfortable again.

00:56:37.000 We are at war.

00:56:39.000 We are at war for our family, our children, our lives.

00:56:45.000 The 14th Amendment gives us due process.

00:56:49.000 It guarantees us equal protection under the law.

00:56:53.000 So why in the world are the unvaccinated being treated differently than the vaccinated?

00:57:01.000 It is the new segregation.

00:57:03.000 It is the new discrimination.

00:57:06.000 And we have to stop it.

00:57:08.000 Government for the people, by the people, will not be destroyed.

00:57:17.000 We have to be in our power.

00:57:21.000 We are magistrates.

00:57:24.000 Cameraman not someone. 0.98

00:57:26.000 What is happening around our state and in our city is people are invoking the doctrine of the lesser magistrates.

00:57:33.000 And most of you probably don't even understand what that is.

00:57:36.000 I didn't until I heard the people talking about.

00:57:38.000 Well, the doctrine of the lesser magistrates is the doctrine upon which this country was founded.

00:57:43.000 It is the basis of the 10th Amendment, which says that any authority that is not given to the federal government is reserved to the states.

00:57:52.000 And if our local leaders fail to protect its citizens and fails to step between a tyrannical federal government and its citizens, fails to protect the rights of its citizens, then those rights and authority is extended and given to the people.

00:58:07.000 Okay, that's enough.

00:58:10.000 Did she stutter once?

00:58:12.000 Couldn't we have a president who talks like that?

00:58:14.000 Compare that to a Biden speech.

00:58:17.000 Look at this one.

00:58:18.000 Go to 1.7.

00:58:22.000 He's just...

00:58:24.000 It's so embarrassing.

00:58:25.000 And to hear, like even that, I just said and end.

00:58:28.000 She didn't go and end.

00:58:30.000 But to hear someone actually be eloquent and show leadership, some random New York chick who's had enough of the mandates, you realize how screwed we are with this fucking absolute ninkapoop. 1.00

00:58:42.000 But that was another cool thing, by the way, about being in Florida.

00:58:46.000 Everyone's on the same page.

00:58:47.000 So you sit down, you don't even have to ask anyone how they feel about Biden.

00:58:50.000 You just roll your eyes and say his name, and they go, oh, he sucks.

00:58:55.000 Actually, the only thing that we couldn't figure out when I talked to all these old timers down there at the various bars was who likes him?

00:59:02.000 Like, who goes, fucking thank God for Biden.

00:59:05.000 He's doing a great job.

00:59:07.000 I don't know.

00:59:09.000 Anyway, look at this reporter's hair. 0.95

00:59:13.000 Did you just, I'm sorry, did I wake you?

00:59:17.000 They both just woke up.

00:59:19.000 Yeah, they were fucking.

00:59:21.000 Well, could school reopenings or closures become a potent midterm issue for Republicans to win back the suburbs?

00:59:31.000 Oh, I think it could be.

00:59:32.000 But I hope in God that they're that...

00:59:36.000 Look.

00:59:38.000 Okay.

00:59:39.000 Maybe in Peter.

00:59:42.000 But as time goes on, the voter who is just trying to figure out, as I said, how to take care of their family, put three squares on their family.

00:59:54.000 Oh, this is an only good idea to be able to pay their mortgage or their rent, et cetera.

01:00:01.000 Is becoming much more informed on the motives of some of the political players and some of the lady who made the speech before,

01:00:23.000 she put out an APB for who stole her stumbles.

01:00:26.000 I think we have a possible suspect.

01:00:29.000 I want him to watch this and go, what was this about, Joe?

01:00:33.000 Yeah, there's nothing smart about you, Joe.

01:00:38.000 And it's so true.

01:00:39.000 And the political parties.

01:00:41.000 And I think that they are not going to be as susceptible to believing some of the outlandish things that have been said and continue to be said.

01:00:53.000 You know, every president, not necessarily in the first 12 months, but every president in the first couple years, most every president, excuse me, of the last presidents, at least four of them, have had polling numbers that are 44% favorable.

01:01:10.000 So this idea that you all, not you all.

01:01:14.000 What a pathetic fucking boo.

01:01:16.000 Is it you all, but not you all.

01:01:19.000 Here, I'll answer the question.

01:01:20.000 Mr. President, do you think that reopening schools could be a way to swing votes Republican in the suburbs?

01:01:28.000 Short answer is yes.

01:01:29.000 Obviously, unfortunately, this has become a partisan disease, a pandemic that has political affiliations.

01:01:35.000 So the less mandates you have, the less masks, the more Republicans seem to like it.

01:01:40.000 However, I do believe that we're past the corner on this, and soon we can all be united and not politicize this pandemic.

01:01:50.000 We can all be vaccinated.

01:01:52.000 We can all be mask-free.

01:01:53.000 I think we're doing it in schools today.

01:01:56.000 So, yes, it's a partisan thing.

01:01:59.000 Yes, I think it hurts the Democrats in many different ways.

01:02:04.000 But I think we're getting past that, and that's a good thing because we're going to unite as a country.

01:02:09.000 Next question.

01:02:10.000 Peter Docey, you stupid son of a bitch.

01:02:14.000 It's not rocket science, dude.

01:02:15.000 I'm a moron.

01:02:17.000 You've been doing this for half a century.

01:02:24.000 What a fucking boob. 1.00

01:02:26.000 Here's another funny contradiction.

01:02:31.000 Brooklyn dad.

01:02:32.000 I mean, have you noticed the IQ of our enemies here today?

01:02:36.000 That grid of the Long Island dummies talking about how racist Long Island is?

01:02:43.000 And then the rabbi, by the way, later on, he goes, I read their tenets and it's terrible.

01:02:48.000 The whole thing about Western male chauvinism, nope, that's not what it is, is almost exactly mirrors the Nazis in the 40s and 30s.

01:03:01.000 Can we get a new fucking analogy, please?

01:03:06.000 But go to 2.9.

01:03:09.000 These people really are just a PR firm.

01:03:14.000 Yeah, look at him.

01:03:15.000 Brooklyn dad defiant.

01:03:16.000 A border will not stop a virus, you Trump tannic moron. 0.88

01:03:21.000 And then he says about the tennis player in Australia.

01:03:23.000 Novaks Jakodic was deported by Australia.

01:03:27.000 This weekend is truly something.

01:03:29.000 Yeah, do it, dude.

01:03:31.000 They're not sending their best.

01:03:35.000 And what's this?

01:03:37.000 I just wrote mostly low IQ males and emotional women. 0.88

01:03:41.000 3-0?

01:03:43.000 59% of Democratic voters would favor a government policy requiring that citizens remain confined to their homes at all times, except for emergency, if they refuse to get a vaccine.

01:03:56.000 59% of Dems want you and I under house arrest.

01:04:02.000 Pussies. 1.00

01:04:03.000 Low IQ pussies. 1.00

01:04:05.000 That might be another name for this show.

01:04:07.000 Okay, last one we'll say about COVID.

01:04:09.000 3-1, listen to this pussy in the audience. 1.00

01:04:12.000 This is from last week, but sorry, I was away.

01:04:15.000 Thoughts were with the 200-plus doctors trying to put pressure on Spotify saying that Joe's a menace to...

01:04:22.000 Are they really?

01:04:22.000 Yeah.

01:04:23.000 Well, how about this?

01:04:24.000 Ever since I came out and said what I did, it's almost impossible now to get monoclonal antibodies.

01:04:31.000 They're like, they're making it so you can't get them.

01:04:34.000 Stop, stop.

01:04:36.000 I'd like to make it clear here for the record.

01:04:39.000 We were the first to point out that those doctors are not doctors.

01:04:43.000 We said these are not normal medical doctors.

01:04:46.000 These are veterinarians, people in med school, people taking x-ray scanning classes.

01:04:53.000 These are all people with blogs about medicine.

01:04:58.000 Like everyone was Tangentially related to medicine.

01:05:02.000 This was not real doctors.

01:05:03.000 We called that first, and now everyone is getting deep into the list and they're seeing how undoctory they are.

01:05:09.000 But you heard it here first, folks.

01:05:11.000 I want to make that clear.

01:05:12.000 Medicine that absolutely works, they're keeping from.

01:05:16.000 I don't want to get too political and start getting into all this shit, but ivermectin and monoclonal antibodies have been around for a long time.

01:05:23.000 Now all of a sudden, you can't dig them up to save your life.

01:05:26.000 The doctors won't give them to you.

01:05:28.000 The pharmacies did it.

01:05:30.000 Stop.

01:05:31.000 The pharmacies will call the doctor and say, why did you recommend this?

01:05:34.000 And he'll go, I've been doing this 30 years.

01:05:36.000 I talked to a doctor with this.

01:05:37.000 He goes, 30 years, no pharmacist has ever called me about a prescription.

01:05:42.000 And now if I subscribe to ivermectin, I get a call.

01:05:49.000 You smash the subscribe.

01:05:51.000 Ivermectin.

01:05:53.000 They smashed the prescribe.

01:05:59.000 Here in Vegas, which was however many weeks ago, that I had it, like right before Christmas, I think, or something.

01:06:05.000 Yeah, I made one phone call and was able to get it done.

01:06:08.000 And that's not like some fucking rich famous guy shit.

01:06:11.000 Like anybody could have called and because that's what everybody always throws at me.

01:06:14.000 Yeah, of course you can fucking make a phone call and get it.

01:06:16.000 Bullshit.

01:06:17.000 Everybody could have got it back then.

01:06:20.000 You know, Linée had it.

01:06:21.000 Lene did monoclonal antibodies and did all that stuff.

01:06:25.000 Everybody could get it.

01:06:26.000 Now, Rogan's been talking about it.

01:06:30.000 Then I went crazy talking about it.

01:06:31.000 You can't get those things to save your life now.

01:06:34.000 Literally.

01:06:35.000 Are you surprised at the backlash that people don't even want to allow you to discuss options and pre-treatment?

01:06:42.000 It's disgusting.

01:06:44.000 It's disgusting.

01:06:45.000 Yeah, it's one of the craziest things that I've ever heard.

01:06:48.000 Keep your ears peeled.

01:06:48.000 It's good.

01:06:49.000 You know?

01:06:50.000 And I'm not talking about experimental drugs or things that you did.

01:06:55.000 This stuff's been around.

01:06:56.000 And the Iver Mecton, the guy...

01:06:58.000 The doctor?

01:06:59.000 The guy won the Nobel Peace Prize.

01:07:00.000 You're a doctor?

01:07:01.000 Huh?

01:07:02.000 You're a doctor?

01:07:03.000 No, but there's plenty of doctors at...

01:07:06.000 Here he comes.

01:07:08.000 I just asked a question.

01:07:09.000 Are you a doctor?

01:07:10.000 No, but I took them and they both worked for me, so why shouldn't I be able to take them again?

01:07:16.000 From a doctor.

01:07:17.000 Fuckface. 1.00

01:07:18.000 What a pussy. 1.00

01:07:20.000 Are you a doctor?

01:07:21.000 No, he didn't even say R. He goes, you a doctor?

01:07:25.000 And then the guy goes, see, look at this pussy. 1.00

01:07:26.000 And he goes, just a question.

01:07:30.000 That's all.

01:07:30.000 Just a perfectly innocent question.

01:07:32.000 Are you a doctor?

01:07:34.000 Are you a pussy? 1.00

01:07:36.000 Yeah, so the.

01:07:37.000 Oh, Joe Rogan's here.

01:07:39.000 Yeah, the monoclonal antibodies, they fucking, they help people, man.

01:07:48.000 Okay, thank you.

01:07:49.000 I'm trying the thing where he like looks down and he's calling up information.

01:07:53.000 He's like...

01:07:54.000 Yeah, well, the thing with that, I think when they first prescribed monoclonal antibodies.

01:08:02.000 I'm so bored of talking about COVID.

01:08:05.000 I don't like talking about antibodies.

01:08:07.000 Remember when this all started?

01:08:09.000 We did it for four days and said, we're not talking about this anymore.

01:08:12.000 I like pop culture and music and fashion and fights and fucking tits. 0.99

01:08:18.000 Like chemistry, I never stayed awake in any chemistry class in school.

01:08:23.000 I hated it.

01:08:25.000 I don't like antibodies.

01:08:26.000 They're gay and boring. 1.00

01:08:29.000 The only interesting angle about all this is the tyranny of the fucking government and the fact that all these people want us to be locked in our basements, literally.

01:08:39.000 All right, let's get to the mailbag.

01:08:44.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.

01:08:49.000 Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.

01:08:54.000 Let me touch it.

01:08:58.000 Just so everybody at home knows, he did pull his balls out, his bag, and we did get to take a look at Gavin's mailbag.

01:09:06.000 Can't pull your balls out without pulling out your bag. 0.63

01:09:09.000 Yeah, that's true, man.

01:09:10.000 But you can pull your bag out without pulling out your balls.

01:09:13.000 That's a t-shirt.

01:09:14.000 That's right.

01:09:15.000 That's a true shirt because it's true.

01:09:17.000 Yeah.

01:09:19.000 Dear Gav and Rye Guy, my marriage ended many years before I discovered you and a few others who taught me the importance of actually being a man.

01:09:26.000 So when in my relationship and then my marriage, I acted the way that feminism taught me to act.

01:09:33.000 Great sentence there, buddy.

01:09:34.000 Great sentence.

01:09:35.000 Maybe try picking up a book once in a while.

01:09:38.000 No, everyone said I was a feminist. 1.00

01:09:39.000 I never studied feminism. 0.99

01:09:40.000 I never took class.

01:09:41.000 Never read a book, never read so much as a pro-feminist article.

01:09:43.000 My wife certainly never read any of those things either.

01:09:45.000 She probably would have laughed if someone suggested doing so.

01:09:47.000 But as a man born in the 80s, I grew up, I was saturated with it.

01:09:50.000 Every show, commercial, movie.

01:09:51.000 Yeah, women are always right is what they're taught. 1.00

01:09:56.000 Yeah, and you end up saying things like, women are funnier than men. 0.97

01:10:00.000 Or you say things like, I think society should be run by women. 1.00

01:10:04.000 Probably have a lot less wars.

01:10:06.000 It makes you sound cool and smart and cultured and outside the box.

01:10:13.000 And then you look at Europe, Evangela Merkel, and all these childless hags destroying their countries and you go, maybe not. 1.00

01:10:20.000 Maybe men aren't so bad after all. 0.86

01:10:24.000 So I acted that way in my relationship.

01:10:26.000 My wife became a monster from sweet and supportive to a lunatic, screaming, hitting, disparaging everything I did. 1.00

01:10:32.000 Eventually I realized I had no personal agency left.

01:10:35.000 I like that term.

01:10:37.000 It was easy to blame her for being a monster, but my journey to true manliness has shown me better.

01:10:42.000 I created her with my weakness.

01:10:44.000 I ruined my marriage and hers with my weakness.

01:10:47.000 If I had truly been a man the way God or nature intended...

01:10:49.000 Yeah, sometimes you have to like keep your wife in line. 1.00

01:10:53.000 And I don't mean slap around.

01:10:54.000 You have to say, hey, hey, hey, hey.

01:10:56.000 You got to watch the way you're talking to me these days.

01:10:57.000 I don't know who you think you're with.

01:11:00.000 But I like Mercedes-Carrera's theory that these women go on birth control. 0.99

01:11:04.000 Their body thinks they're in the first trimester of pregnancy.

01:11:07.000 When you're in the first trimester, you don't want to get fucked.

01:11:10.000 You want to be around someone who will protect you like a brother.

01:11:14.000 And they end up being attracted to brother-like figures.

01:11:16.000 Then they go off their pills and they're in bed with their brother and they're like, ew, what the fuck is he doing here?

01:11:27.000 She was a truly good person.

01:11:28.000 I hurt that my strength would have kept her from becoming A monster, blah, blah, blah.

01:11:31.000 Boy, this is a long fucking letter.

01:11:34.000 So, you and some others have caused the scales to fall from my eyes.

01:11:37.000 I now see the truth.

01:11:39.000 Scales to fall from my eyes?

01:11:41.000 Is that like fish scales are on your eyes?

01:11:43.000 Ouch.

01:11:44.000 Ew, that's a horrible image.

01:11:47.000 That'd be a good torture.

01:11:48.000 Put fish scales on some guy's eyes and make him blink.

01:11:51.000 Or those husks.

01:11:52.000 You know those husks you get caught in your teeth from popcorn?

01:11:55.000 Put those in your eyeballs.

01:11:56.000 That should be in jackass.

01:11:59.000 I'm very excited about Jackass Forever coming out.

01:12:02.000 Yeah, every time I see a tweet about it, I'm like, where's Bam?

01:12:06.000 Because I'm pissed.

01:12:07.000 Did you know I've had a whole career as a TV pitch guy?

01:12:10.000 Sold a pilot to Showtime with David Cross.

01:12:13.000 And then we sold Vice TV to MTV with Johnny Knoxville and I in the meeting rooms.

01:12:17.000 And Jeff Tremaine.

01:12:19.000 But then we merged with Viacom, and Vice TV got all tied up in that.

01:12:23.000 So I didn't get the fruits of my labor.

01:12:26.000 But we would go into these important meetings with the top brass at Viacom, and Jeff Tremaine and Johnny Knoxville would be standing like this at all times in the meeting, wearing suits.

01:12:40.000 Well, they didn't wear suits, but I would wear suits with their hands over their balls because ball tag is going 24 hours a day. 0.95

01:12:46.000 So you're just at a bar just walking around with those guys.

01:12:49.000 They have their hands on their nuts 24 hours a day. 0.92

01:12:52.000 It's got a jockstrap thought.

01:12:55.000 Anyway.

01:12:57.000 This ship only runs right when men are really men.

01:13:02.000 As Jordan Pierce said, it's not okay to be a man.

01:13:04.000 It's vital.

01:13:05.000 All right, so last paragraph.

01:13:08.000 So I thank you.

01:13:09.000 I'm in a new relationship now that is headed for marriage, and I'm 100% happier.

01:13:12.000 I don't put up with any shit from my girlfriend, and she couldn't be happier about it.

01:13:16.000 We may be a bit late for kids now after all this screwing around thanks to feminism, but my life will be better, and we will be happier thanks to you and the red pill. 1.00

01:13:25.000 Thank you.

01:13:26.000 That was very nice.

01:13:27.000 Here's a ball shot.

01:13:32.000 That didn't hit his balls.

01:13:34.000 I don't know.

01:13:35.000 It looked like it hit his balls.

01:13:36.000 No, it didn't.

01:13:36.000 It hit his pubes.

01:13:39.000 Maybe he tucks his balls up into his belt.

01:13:41.000 There's two types of people.

01:13:42.000 Yeah, you're right.

01:13:43.000 No, that hit his dick.

01:13:44.000 There's two types of people.

01:13:45.000 People that tuck their dick down and people that tuck it up so that the belt constricts it and you got a dickhead pump it out. 0.96

01:13:51.000 Yeah, lots of people do that, Ryan.

01:13:53.000 Tons of people.

01:13:53.000 Dude, no, I knew plenty of guys that did.

01:13:55.000 That's how they hide their boners.

01:13:57.000 I hide mine down to the left.

01:13:59.000 Where do you hide yours?

01:14:01.000 I can't hide mine.

01:14:02.000 You can't hide an anaconda.

01:14:04.000 It's the elephant in the room.

01:14:05.000 Actually, no, I take my...

01:14:06.000 No, the way I do it is I put it down on my left.

01:14:09.000 It starts, but then it wraps around the thigh.

01:14:11.000 Yeah, I wear mine as a belt.

01:14:12.000 I tuck mine in my shoes.

01:14:14.000 People think I have like a gunt.

01:14:16.000 Right.

01:14:16.000 By the way, every woman in Florida has a gunt.

01:14:18.000 Oof.

01:14:19.000 And it's not bad.

01:14:21.000 When I say it's not bad, I mean there's zero stigma.

01:14:24.000 Like she'll have a shirt that says fucking hottie. 1.00

01:14:27.000 And she'll just, her jeans will go up over her gunt and her gunt will be there. 0.95

01:14:30.000 She'll be like 24.

01:14:32.000 Wow, weird.

01:14:34.000 So I'm not sure I'm expressing this.

01:14:35.000 Well, I'm not as good as that black lady with the dreads, but there's no stigma to it. 1.00

01:14:40.000 Or as one of the proud boys said, there was no stigmata to it.

01:14:44.000 Yeah, there were no holes in its hands.

01:14:47.000 What are you doing here?

01:14:48.000 People are still sending these in.

01:14:49.000 I guess they watch the live show late.

01:14:50.000 So SDSD, 10 bucks.

01:14:53.000 We see you, sir.

01:14:54.000 Then we also have this one.

01:14:56.000 Ryan likes Farts, $5.

01:14:58.000 Okay.

01:14:58.000 Okay, so please wait until Thursday.

01:15:03.000 The other guy, one of the pro posts was like, man, I love that speech you did.

01:15:07.000 It was at you were wearing a Perry in it, and I think Anne Frank was supposed to do a talk, but you did her talk for her.

01:15:16.000 And I'm like, yeah, that's what happened.

01:15:18.000 So it was, please help me.

01:15:20.000 I'm stuck in this attic hiding.

01:15:24.000 The Nazis are downstairs.

01:15:27.000 That's how you know you're not a Nazi.

01:15:28.000 Fucking, she invited you up to do a speaker. 1.00

01:15:30.000 Yeah.

01:15:31.000 I'm a Nazi?

01:15:32.000 Why is Ann Frank my best pal?

01:15:34.000 Letting me in.

01:15:35.000 Clearly, he meant Ann Coulter.

01:15:39.000 I've been playing golf a long time in response to your comments on last week's live show, Breakdown the Ports of Certain Clubs.

01:15:44.000 The putter is the most important club in your bag.

01:15:47.000 Okay, that's nice.

01:15:48.000 Low usage of the club.

01:15:49.000 You will use it 14 times around at most.

01:15:52.000 Wait, I putt with the tailor-made as well.

01:15:55.000 That being said, the driver is one of your least important clubs.

01:15:59.000 Low usage, you'll use it 14 times around at most.

01:16:02.000 Smart golfers use an average of seven to nine times around.

01:16:06.000 Also, if you aren't hitting it over 250 yards on average and hitting it straight, you should leave it in the car.

01:16:11.000 It causes more problems than solutions.

01:16:12.000 It becomes a weapon when you become accurate.

01:16:15.000 If I hit 250 yards, I have done that, but it's like once a year and I immediately blow myself.

01:16:21.000 So maybe I should be using irons?

01:16:22.000 Like a five iron?

01:16:24.000 If you're serious about golf, invest in irons that fit you.

01:16:26.000 If you shoot 95 and take out 35 putts and 14 driver swings, you're left with, yeah, blah, blah, blah.

01:16:32.000 Following the putter, your wedge is the next important club in the bag.

01:16:35.000 Pitching, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

01:16:37.000 Maybe I shouldn't have read that one out.

01:16:46.000 More reason to make sure your wife is red-pilled and bass. 1.00

01:16:48.000 Neil Young, rocket in the free world.

01:16:51.000 Neil Young demands Spotify remove his music over false information about vaccines.

01:16:57.000 They can have Joe Rogan or Young.

01:17:00.000 No, they can have Rogan or Young.

01:17:02.000 Neil Young wrote in a letter to his man.

01:17:04.000 You take Rogan.

01:17:05.000 Not both.

01:17:06.000 Okay.

01:17:07.000 Bye, Neil.

01:17:08.000 Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out.

01:17:11.000 Rocking in the free-for-some people world.

01:17:14.000 Yeah.

01:17:14.000 Freedom.

01:17:16.000 Oh my God.

01:17:17.000 Look at that picture.

01:17:18.000 He's wearing a fucking Shaguevara hat.

01:17:21.000 No, the other one.

01:17:22.000 For his album, Freedom.

01:17:26.000 That's great.

01:17:26.000 It's a fucking Maoist propaganda communist hat to celebrate the freedom of the Great Leap Forward, where you were free to die if you didn't follow Mao.

01:17:43.000 What are your thoughts on the band Turbo Negro?

01:17:45.000 We used to hang out with them.

01:17:48.000 A lot.

01:17:48.000 I knew those dudes.

01:17:51.000 Great guys.

01:17:52.000 One of them ended up being a documentarian, and he did a documentary on me that was shown on Oslo TV.

01:17:59.000 I wonder Whatever happened to that dear VC, Maddie, and Charlie, dude, I drunkenly, and Jackass, Nanoxo was a huge Turbo Negro fan. 0.99

01:18:10.000 Again, they were clearly homos. 1.00

01:18:12.000 We clearly didn't care.

01:18:14.000 That's the way it was with Gen X. Like, we thought gay shit was funny. 1.00

01:18:21.000 Dear VC, Maddie, and Charlie, dude, I drunkenly purchased some Haynes briefs after you dropped Trow the other episode.

01:18:26.000 And for fuck's sakes, they're made in communist Vietnam. 0.91

01:18:29.000 I boycott communists in Muslim countries like Vietnam and Pakistan.

01:18:32.000 I'll bend the rule for China. 1.00

01:18:34.000 Speaking of rice balls, in the song Turning Japanese by the Vapors, when he says, I want a doctor to take your picture so I can look at you from inside as well, does he mean an x-ray or for a gynecologist to snap a snatch pick?

01:18:45.000 I think he means a gynecologist to shoot up the cunt. 1.00

01:18:49.000 How's that sexy?

01:18:51.000 You just see red stuff.

01:18:53.000 Yeah, I saw some sort of footage.

01:18:55.000 I think it was on crazy shit.com, which I don't recommend.

01:18:58.000 And it was a guy's penis in a vagina ejaculating. 1.00

01:19:02.000 I've seen that, yeah.

01:19:03.000 It's now very sexy.

01:19:06.000 Who's this for?

01:19:08.000 Speaking of porn, this guy sent us some awesome porn.

01:19:11.000 Okay.

01:19:12.000 Check out for some gay porn.

01:19:14.000 Safe only for work.

01:19:17.000 So are those just regular 2x4s? 0.97

01:19:19.000 Fucking 2x4s. 1.00

01:19:21.000 I think they are, right?

01:19:23.000 They're just 2x4s, yeah.

01:19:26.000 Look at that, fuck.

01:19:28.000 He makes little fucking pegs, fuck.

01:19:31.000 Oh, yeah, it's got to be rounded.

01:19:33.000 Little round fucking pegs, is D. What's he doing now?

01:19:38.000 Oh, he's got to do the outer wheel, fuck.

01:19:41.000 So she's 100% wood wheel there, eh? 1.00

01:19:44.000 Look at that, fucking.

01:19:46.000 You got to be precise with your measurements there, eh?

01:19:49.000 By Jesus, Lord.

01:19:52.000 Look at that.

01:19:53.000 So how do you bring those together there?

01:19:55.000 Oh, there you go.

01:19:55.000 You little wood pegs.

01:19:57.000 Make a little fucking peg.

01:19:58.000 So there's no glue here or nails.

01:20:01.000 Is there nails?

01:20:02.000 What are those rivet-looking things?

01:20:05.000 Yeah, I don't know.

01:20:06.000 Oh.

01:20:07.000 Get a nice hot fucking thing on the outside.

01:20:09.000 Burn that on.

01:20:11.000 Metal.

01:20:13.000 That ought to hold her. 0.67

01:20:15.000 So what holds the steel part on?

01:20:19.000 I guess just...

01:20:20.000 It just fits so well.

01:20:21.000 Oh, I know what it is.

01:20:22.000 It's hot, so it's bigger.

01:20:24.000 They put it on, and then it contracts and hugs the wood.

01:20:30.000 Hugs the wood.

01:20:31.000 Which also helps keep the whole thing together.

01:20:35.000 Thank you for that pornography.

01:20:37.000 I have a bunethole.

01:20:42.000 That's wrapping around your leg.

01:20:45.000 And that's why I look fat, because my penis belt starts to expand.

01:20:49.000 And it's more like a hula hoop in a clown suit.

01:20:52.000 Look at this fucking dead cop.

01:20:58.000 I think five NYPD have been shot this year.

01:21:02.000 No mercy.

01:21:03.000 I really think Eric Adams has no mercy for the actual people.

01:21:06.000 He just thinks it looks bad.

01:21:08.000 Like, that's the viable guy.

01:21:09.000 He's been doing, I watched a couple of different, like, pressers he's done, and it's just like, this is bad for the city.

01:21:14.000 This is an attack on the ship.

01:21:15.000 Oh, he's obsessed with his image.

01:21:16.000 He's like Cuomo.

01:21:17.000 Yeah.

01:21:18.000 He wants to do it.

01:21:18.000 Chris and Andrew.

01:21:20.000 And that's why he says the guy has to have swagger for the city to have swagger.

01:21:26.000 Swagger.

01:21:26.000 All right, last one.

01:21:27.000 Dr. Phil Clown World.

01:21:28.000 Well, I think we already covered this, dude.

01:21:30.000 Is this the bearded freaks? 0.99

01:21:32.000 Oh, here they are.

01:21:33.000 And I'm Ethan.

01:21:34.000 We've been together for about five years.

01:21:37.000 Whoa, that's horrific.

01:21:39.000 Oh, this is the whole episode.

01:21:40.000 I haven't seen the whole episode.

01:21:42.000 Whoa.

01:21:42.000 That's fucked up.

01:21:44.000 I've been married for three years.

01:21:47.000 I use they-them pronouns. 0.99

01:21:48.000 So that's a guy.

01:21:49.000 Binary just means that I just don't identify with the gender I was assigned at birth and I don't identify exceptions.

01:21:54.000 It's not brave to have fucking body hair if you have body hair.

01:21:59.000 Yeah, so that's a guy with long hair.

01:22:00.000 That's just a guy from Leonard Skynyrd.

01:22:02.000 That's the vegetarian drummer.

01:22:04.000 A man or a woman or something in between outside of that binary.

01:22:08.000 My pronouns are here.

01:22:09.000 They also are clearly a woman.

01:22:12.000 To me, being a non-binary means having to control my gender in whichever way I want.

01:22:18.000 I don't have to perform or pretend to be someone non-binary.

01:22:21.000 You know what must happen to these lesbians that cut their tits off? 1.00

01:22:24.000 They get into the American diet of fried chicken and beer and slurpees, and the next thing you know, they have their tits back. 0.89

01:22:31.000 Like, what the fuck are these doing here?

01:22:33.000 No, now they're man boobs.

01:22:35.000 Yeah, you can just keep your tits and say they're man boobs. 1.00

01:22:37.000 Yeah, that's what I keep telling people.

01:22:42.000 It's really important for us to share more information with people because people are curious and they want to understand, but sometimes they don't always have the opportunities to do that.

01:22:52.000 This is awesome.

01:22:53.000 So this is just like Gigi Gorgeous.

01:22:55.000 He puts his erect penis into her vagina. 1.00

01:23:00.000 And he doesn't mind because when he looks at her face, he sees a dude.

01:23:05.000 Yeah, and I think a lot of people are really concerned about it.

01:23:06.000 Here's a million dollar question, though.

01:23:08.000 I've talked to gay men about pussies and they start dry heaving immediately. 1.00

01:23:13.000 And I've talked to lesbians about dicks and they think it's cool. 1.00

01:23:16.000 Many people think they want one, but they have a zero interest on sucking on one.

01:23:22.000 So does she suck his dick? 1.00

01:23:25.000 That's a misconception.

01:23:26.000 Oh, he just smiled.

01:23:27.000 Everybody has a pronouns.

01:23:28.000 When I said that.

01:23:28.000 You may use he and him as your pronouns, right?

01:23:31.000 I use they and them.

01:23:32.000 I love how they're explaining us these facts.

01:23:35.000 It's like they're experts in calculus, and they're just breaking down the facts.

01:23:38.000 All right, let's get to the final video.

01:23:40.000 Yeah.

01:23:41.000 Enough of that crap.

01:23:42.000 Enough of that gay shit. 1.00

01:23:58.000 I've got a few final videos for you today.

01:24:01.000 This first one was a stupid bitch, pepper spraying her boyfriend. 1.00

01:24:04.000 I've been pepper sprayed, and I'll tell you what, it reboots the hard drive.

01:24:11.000 Like, I've been hit in the eye with something that hurt my eye, and I went, ow, fuck my eye.

01:24:15.000 I'm still totally coherent and aware.

01:24:18.000 You know, like shot with a BB gun in the face.

01:24:20.000 I was like, ow, my face.

01:24:21.000 There's a hole in it.

01:24:23.000 But I was still me.

01:24:25.000 When you get pepper sprayed, it's like the old Max that has the computer face that's frowning, or the bomb symbol, like you're done.

01:24:33.000 And then it takes you about, I would say, 10 minutes before you can go, Okay, I've been pepper sprayed.

01:24:40.000 I got to wash my eyes.

01:24:41.000 And you get back to like, you can handle it.

01:24:43.000 But you cannot think for 10 minutes.

01:24:46.000 So this chick, I think she thinks her boyfriend called the cops. 1.00

01:24:49.000 I don't know if he knows what the fuck's going on.

01:24:52.000 But yeah, this is a girl pepper spraying her boyfriend in the face. 1.00

01:24:55.000 In the eyes, directly in the eyes.

01:24:59.000 What the fuck?

01:25:05.000 Pretty funny, huh?

01:25:15.000 Honey, milk, honey, milk, honey, milk.

01:25:21.000 Because he asked you to leave him alone.

01:25:23.000 Okay.

01:25:23.000 Hey, Matt, do you want me to leave?

01:25:27.000 I'm leaving.

01:25:28.000 I'm leaving.

01:25:29.000 Are you safe?

01:25:30.000 I'm leaving.

01:25:30.000 Are you safe?

01:25:31.000 He's calling the cops on me, so I'm going to walk away.

01:25:35.000 There's the cops.

01:25:37.000 Matt, I'm getting arrested.

01:25:39.000 Matt, I'm getting arrested just for assaulting you.

01:25:41.000 So I think some of our viewers might go, dude, it's not that bad.

01:25:44.000 Tell them to leave her alone. 1.00

01:25:46.000 I don't think you can think straight, is my point.

01:25:57.000 Yeah, adrenaline, all kinds of stuff is happening to you.

01:26:01.000 Boy, it sucks.

01:26:03.000 Okay, here's another stupid bitch, 3-4. 1.00

01:26:08.000 Dancing around.

01:26:09.000 She must be...

01:26:09.000 Is she a stripper or just a fun barmaid?

01:26:13.000 Anyway, she's pouring booze all over him. 1.00

01:26:17.000 It's probably a bachelor party.

01:26:22.000 But just like, yeah, she's a stripper. 1.00

01:26:24.000 Or she's a barmaid at a strip club. 1.00

01:26:27.000 And then she zaps him in the nipple after pouring alcohol on him. 1.00

01:26:36.000 When ladies try to get with the guys, hey, I'm going to pepper spray you and I'm going to tase you, you know, like guys do. 1.00

01:26:42.000 No, no, don't do that.

01:26:47.000 What the fuck?

01:26:50.000 He's a good dancer.

01:26:54.000 No, this is how you do that kind of horseplay.

01:26:58.000 3-5.

01:26:59.000 This is so amazing.

01:27:00.000 I don't understand it.

01:27:01.000 Some guy gets on the back of a train with a pie and then goes a whole stop.

01:27:06.000 So at the next stop, he can smash someone in the face.

01:27:08.000 Or no, no, they're taking off.

01:27:10.000 So he gets on the back of the train with a pie.

01:27:14.000 And then as it takes off, he pies the guy.

01:27:16.000 Yeah, and the conductor should be in that right where that guy is.

01:27:20.000 No, no, he's at the very, very back.

01:27:22.000 He's standing on the back.

01:27:23.000 Oh, okay.

01:27:25.000 I think.

01:27:32.000 You're awesome, dude.

01:27:42.000 I don't like it when they do it to political figures because it usually is a way to dehumanize them so they can die after.

01:27:48.000 But that was great, don't you think?

01:27:50.000 Yeah, good job on that.

01:27:51.000 Good job.

01:27:52.000 That's how to keep the city fun.

01:27:53.000 That's swag.

01:27:54.000 Now the city is swag.

01:27:56.000 So ladies, that's how you do it. 1.00

01:27:57.000 Okay?

01:27:58.000 You don't blind the guy or light him on fire.

01:28:01.000 You hit him with cream.

01:28:03.000 And then just to end on a happy note, here's a woman who gets nailed by a car and loves it. 1.00

01:28:10.000 Wet roads, and now we're starting to experience, unfortunately, in freeze.

01:28:15.000 Oh, we see this, water main breaks.

01:28:21.000 Oh my gosh.

01:28:22.000 I just got hit by a car, but I'm okay.

01:28:24.000 I just got hit by a car, but I'm okay, Tim.

01:28:26.000 That's the first time on TV, Jory.

01:28:28.000 We're all good.

01:28:29.000 Are you all good?

01:28:30.000 I'm okay.

01:28:30.000 Yeah, you know, that's live TV for you.

01:28:32.000 It's all good.

01:28:33.000 I actually got hit by a car in college, too, just like that.

01:28:36.000 Wow.

01:28:37.000 I am so glad I'm okay.

01:28:39.000 You're okay.

01:28:40.000 You're okay.

01:28:40.000 We're all good.

01:28:42.000 How much Xanax is that guy?

01:28:44.000 He doesn't give a shit.

01:28:45.000 Dude, he's like, maybe that's his worst enemy.

01:28:49.000 No, they were having an affair.

01:28:50.000 And she said, unless you help me out and get me on TV more, I'm going to tell your wife.

01:28:56.000 And he was like, you fucking bitch. 1.00

01:28:57.000 That is absolutely.

01:28:58.000 Right now, his fists are clenched because he's like, yes.

01:29:01.000 Yeah, look at the smile.

01:29:03.000 Wow.

01:29:04.000 Wow, you're still alive.

01:29:05.000 Fuck.

01:29:05.000 I'm okay.

01:29:06.000 Gotta call my guy.

01:29:07.000 Gee, did he hit you right in your fucking blabber mouth?

01:29:10.000 Why are you texting reverse, reverse?

01:29:12.000 Who are you texting that to?

01:29:14.000 Okay.

01:29:14.000 You're okay.

01:29:15.000 We're all good.

01:29:16.000 This is off.

01:29:18.000 Now he's thinking, I paid the guy to kill her.

01:29:20.000 Do I have to pay him anything for just bonking her?

01:29:22.000 Maybe we learned something.

01:29:24.000 Don't say what, but maybe we've learned a lesson from this.

01:29:27.000 It's all that motherfucker charges me.

01:29:31.000 You are so sweet and you are okay.

01:29:33.000 It is all good.

01:29:35.000 You know, I...

01:29:36.000 Oh, Lord.

01:29:38.000 So you...

01:29:39.000 You know, it's my last week on the job, and I think this would happen.

01:29:42.000 So you were sweet.

01:29:43.000 Yeah, that's it.

01:29:43.000 She slept with him to extend our contract, and he didn't.

01:29:46.000 So that's her last week.

01:29:49.000 You bumped down low, Tori, or were you hit up high?

01:29:52.000 I couldn't really tell.

01:29:53.000 That's an inside joke between them.

01:29:54.000 It's a second joke.

01:29:56.000 She said, I will destroy your career from low to high to real high.

01:30:01.000 And he's like, oh, really?

01:30:03.000 Would you like some more of this?

01:30:05.000 You want to play some highs and lows?

01:30:06.000 I'll make Ryan Rivera's song like a fucking NATA song. 0.99

01:30:12.000 I don't even...

01:30:13.000 Do you know if I was bumped down low or up high?

01:30:16.000 I don't even know.

01:30:17.000 I don't even know, Tim.

01:30:18.000 My whole life just flashed before my eyes.

01:30:20.000 Right.

01:30:20.000 Well, learn to zip it.

01:30:22.000 Was our affair in there?

01:30:23.000 Did you forget that?

01:30:25.000 Learn to zip it.

01:30:26.000 Everything's okay.

01:30:27.000 I thought I was in a safe spot, but clearly we might need to move the camera over a bit.

01:30:32.000 So let me do that.

01:30:34.000 You're in the middle of the moment.

01:30:35.000 Now, just to second the stage for you, once again, Tori's in an area right now that's been a watermay break, so there are emergency vehicles around there.

01:30:42.000 And this is totally plausible without somebody setting it up.

01:30:45.000 Yeah, and I have an alibi.

01:30:46.000 As you can see, I'm in the studio.

01:30:49.000 I have no idea who that was, who that Mexican gentleman was.

01:30:52.000 I don't even know that he's a Mexican gentleman.

01:30:54.000 Yeah, his name was Alberto Gonzalez.

01:30:56.000 Okay, see, that's a coincidence.

01:30:58.000 I didn't know his Venmo account.

01:31:00.000 A lot of times what we have seen in those kind of situations are when emergency vehicles are around, there's a lot of confusion from people about drivers, about where to go.

01:31:09.000 So it's possible that she just got hit by a car, dude.

01:31:11.000 Can we, like, let her go?

01:31:13.000 Yeah.

01:31:14.000 She has to sit there and philosophize about why she was hit in the ass. 0.97

01:31:18.000 My bad.

01:31:19.000 Yeah.

01:31:19.000 All right, I love you.

01:31:21.000 We'll see you tomorrow.

01:31:23.000 Oh, wait.

01:31:23.000 No, tomorrow's Compound Media.

01:31:25.000 Correct.

01:31:26.000 Over at the Compound Studios.

01:31:29.000 And then we got our live Thursdays.

01:31:30.000 This is a short week for me.

01:31:34.000 And then Friday is Fonday.

01:31:36.000 Get fired.

01:31:37.000 Get in trouble.

01:31:39.000 Be brave.

01:31:40.000 And never stop fighting.

01:32:08.000 That's the button I'll shoot.

01:32:12.000 Two, three.

01:32:13.000 Oh, five years five.

01:32:15.000 Run for everyone.

01:32:18.000 Now I'm in the heat.

01:32:20.000 Look sun and eat.

01:32:21.000 You're in by my pet.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - January 25, 2022

S04E80 - FOR THE MILLIONTH TIME

Episode Stats

Summary

Transcript