Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S04E81

00:00:42.000 That is a Japanese band, so I obviously know nothing about it, and Ryan obviously knows everything about it.

00:00:48.000 Ryan, who is that?

00:00:51.000 Sure.

00:00:54.000 It's like I don't know how to say it, but it's like punk.

00:01:00.000 It's like a punk band?

00:01:02.000 Like a punk rock.

00:01:04.000 And I listened to that whole song earlier.

00:01:07.000 It doesn't seem to have verse, chorus, verse structure.

00:01:10.000 It just seems like a bunch of music.

00:01:11.000 Yeah, they don't feel like a linear.

00:01:13.000 Like a lip.

00:01:15.000 Sorry.

00:01:15.000 Like a linear.

00:01:16.000 Are you nervous?

00:01:19.000 Don't be nervous, dude.

00:01:21.000 They don't feel like a linear structure.

00:01:23.000 A what structure?

00:01:24.000 Like a liminal order.

00:01:26.000 Liminal order.

00:01:27.000 Oh, like Jack Murphy's thing?

00:01:28.000 Yeah, like a Jack Lurley.

00:01:30.000 Oh, who?

00:01:31.000 Jack Lurley?

00:01:33.000 So they abbreviate name, so like how print, you know, for Americans.

00:01:37.000 So it's like MCZ is a cold.

00:01:39.000 Like themselves.

00:01:41.000 And they do theme music for like Sailor Moon, Dragon Ball, Pokemon.

00:01:45.000 So like they're pretty well known.

00:01:47.000 Okay.

00:01:47.000 It's an all-female group.

00:01:49.000 You can hear.

00:01:51.000 I saw a lot of dudes, but the music is girls.

00:01:55.000 What?

00:01:55.000 When the video, there's a lot of dudes, but it's just a video.

00:01:58.000 Who knows?

00:01:58.000 Oh, yeah, no, that's just the people.

00:02:00.000 Just the people?

00:02:04.000 Just people.

00:02:05.000 So that's pretty much it.

00:02:08.000 That's enough.

00:02:09.000 We've got a fun show today.

00:02:10.000 You know, I was thinking about this show and what makes it unique.

00:02:13.000 And I think what makes it unique is I speak, we speak, you speak on this show the way we talk in bars.

00:02:22.000 So when you see, there's a lot of cripples in this episode.

00:02:25.000 When you see a cripple, you don't go, haha, you're a loser.

00:02:30.000 But you also don't go, hey, there's a person just like me that just has a chair with wheels.

00:02:37.000 You think sexual thoughts like, do they fuck?

00:02:40.000 Does their dick work?

00:02:42.000 Stuff like that.

00:02:44.000 Or when you see lesbians and then one of them had her tits cut off, you don't go, oh, that's a heterosexual couple.

00:02:51.000 You go, oh, there's a lesbian.

00:02:54.000 That's sad.

00:02:54.000 They're cutting their tits off.

00:02:55.000 What the fuck's going on with that?

00:02:57.000 I think most of us are Walt Kowalski in Gran Torino.

00:03:02.000 And Walt Kowalski seems racist.

00:03:04.000 He seems like a bigot.

00:03:06.000 He seems like a jerk.

00:03:08.000 But at the end of the day, he'll die for you, including his Hmong neighbors.

00:03:13.000 Spoiler alert.

00:03:15.000 So we're going to get to that.

00:03:16.000 But before we do, I have a new, I have a few new things to talk about.

00:03:23.000 Jackass Forever is out, and the chick in it is a 10.

00:03:27.000 She's perfect.

00:03:28.000 She's outside of my wife, obviously, she's the most beautiful woman I've ever seen.

00:03:32.000 I'm madly in love with her.

00:03:34.000 Rachel Wolfson is her name.

00:03:36.000 Go to that thing.

00:03:44.000 There she is.

00:03:46.000 What a looker, huh?

00:03:48.000 Jewie, definitely Jewie.

00:03:49.000 Oh, is Wolfson a Jew name?

00:03:52.000 I'm just looking.

00:03:55.000 You know, I get kind of turned off when I hear that.

00:03:57.000 Not because I care for a Jew, but I think she probably wouldn't marry me because her parents would have a heart attack.

00:04:04.000 That's not lightweight.

00:04:05.000 What are you guys talking about?

00:04:08.000 Oh, that's...

00:04:09.000 We're going to break his ribs.

00:04:11.000 We're in this together, pop.

00:04:13.000 What's the worst that can happen?

00:04:19.000 You said it wasn't going to feel like anything.

00:04:23.000 I just need you to like sit with my grandpa just because I'm going to smoke.

00:04:30.000 You ain't a bunch of NASA scientists right now.

00:04:32.000 Can you get a cold dude?

00:04:37.000 Will you make him an actual coffee, Stephanie?

00:04:39.000 Maybe another one.

00:04:43.000 It's gotta be over, dude.

00:04:45.000 I think we're all the way finished for screw.

00:04:47.000 Stick a fork in it!

00:04:50.000 Ooh!

00:04:51.000 I hope they have this in 4D.

00:04:54.000 What's going on?

00:04:57.000 What just happened there?

00:04:58.000 What do you mean?

00:05:00.000 Nah, that would be cool.

00:05:01.000 Because then you would get like the explosion effects.

00:05:04.000 You get, there's like lots of effects out there.

00:05:07.000 But the thing that really draws people to the 4DX experience is the sense, like the tactical sense, right?

00:05:14.000 Touch, smell, air, water.

00:05:17.000 Like wires.

00:05:18.000 Wires?

00:05:18.000 No, water.

00:05:20.000 Water.

00:05:21.000 But in the future.

00:05:23.000 What's going on with your eyeball?

00:05:25.000 What do you mean?

00:05:26.000 Nothing.

00:05:26.000 Okay.

00:05:27.000 So in the future, they're actually going to involve an aromatic element to this, where you're going to be able to smell the sulfur of the explosions.

00:05:34.000 You're going to be able to smell the grass, like in a green grass field.

00:05:40.000 So that's what I'm looking forward to.

00:05:42.000 Television.

00:05:42.000 Very sweet.

00:05:43.000 That was an SCTV sketch.

00:05:46.000 Can you just Google image here so we can make sure that we're simping out for a good cause?

00:05:53.000 Because Google images...

00:05:55.000 I always said dating apps, you should have a picture of yourself at your best.

00:05:58.000 So this is me at my best, unfortunately.

00:06:00.000 And then you, like, when you just woke up and you're hungover and you have no makeup on, and it's like the ugliest picture imaginable of you looking down like, eh.

00:06:09.000 And we see the range.

00:06:11.000 Wouldn't that make sense?

00:06:12.000 I'd happily do that if I was, but I'm a dude.

00:06:14.000 I guess women don't want to show their worst.

00:06:16.000 Do your worst.

00:06:17.000 Now entering the simp zone.

00:06:19.000 Zone.

00:06:20.000 Zone, zone, zone.

00:06:22.000 Fantastic.

00:06:23.000 10.

00:06:24.000 Uh-oh.

00:06:26.000 What's wrong with that?

00:06:28.000 I'm just curious, like, what do you think is wrong with that?

00:06:31.000 I don't know.

00:06:33.000 Ooh.

00:06:34.000 That neck is looking a little old.

00:06:37.000 I mean, that face, that's like a smoker.

00:06:41.000 Love it.

00:06:42.000 There's some age there, but, you know, is that bad?

00:06:44.000 I don't know.

00:06:47.000 Uh-oh.

00:06:47.000 She's funny.

00:06:48.000 Somebody's groping on your gal.

00:06:51.000 That's fine.

00:06:51.000 I'm married, so.

00:06:52.000 Oh, right, right, right.

00:06:53.000 You're allowed to fuck her.

00:06:55.000 Hey, world.

00:06:56.000 Go for it.

00:06:57.000 You can officially fuck Rachel.

00:06:59.000 Okay, that's enough talking about her.

00:07:00.000 So I'm watching this show the other night, and I think it's on Hulu.

00:07:04.000 No, it's on HBO, and it's somebody.

00:07:07.000 Somewhere.

00:07:08.000 Somewhere.

00:07:09.000 Dude, there's a new kind of cinema that it's quirky, indie, boring, shitty pacing that is in like indie films and stuff and NYU film school films.

00:07:24.000 Add a layer of homosexuality to that.

00:07:27.000 Ooh, okay.

00:07:28.000 And now it's mundane and quirky and self-indulgent and gay.

00:07:36.000 So now it's gay in every sense of the word.

00:07:38.000 And I'm watching this and I'm like, not only does this suck shit, I can't look away and I feel like it's begging to be parodied.

00:07:47.000 It's so fucking corny.

00:07:52.000 And the reviews are in.

00:07:53.000 And because all the critics are like LGBTQ, they're just fawning over it.

00:08:00.000 She's some fat comedian.

00:08:01.000 I'm not even sure she's gay.

00:08:03.000 But she's like this lovable gal who's moved back home and she's seeing all her old friends.

00:08:08.000 And this is faggot friend of hers.

00:08:10.000 Go back, go back, go back.

00:08:11.000 There's lots of crying and stuff.

00:08:14.000 Look at this.

00:08:16.000 That's her best friend.

00:08:18.000 You know what he looks like?

00:08:19.000 Remember in Raiders of the Lost Ark where they opened up the ark and the guy's face was melting?

00:08:22.000 That's the guy.

00:08:23.000 That's the guy.

00:08:24.000 Yeah.

00:08:24.000 Post-face melt.

00:08:29.000 Oh, this is great.

00:08:31.000 It's like it was translated from another language.

00:08:35.000 Well, look for me.

00:08:36.000 Am I in there?

00:08:37.000 I gotta be in there.

00:08:40.000 Samantha's.

00:08:43.000 You are in here.

00:08:45.000 Oh, what's it say?

00:08:47.000 What's it say?

00:08:51.000 He kind of looks like a black guy dressed in white guy makeup.

00:08:54.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:08:55.000 Like the white like me.

00:09:00.000 Oh, this is a piece of shit.

00:09:03.000 It is.

00:09:03.000 It's a piece of shit.

00:09:04.000 Are they reviewing the show in real time?

00:09:06.000 Breaking the fourth wall?

00:09:09.000 I mean, it takes like an hour to...

00:09:10.000 I highly recommend you check this out, though, because it's like a different culture.

00:09:15.000 It's like you're watching Turkish cinema.

00:09:19.000 The pacing is so self-indulgent and dull.

00:09:22.000 Dull, dull, dull.

00:09:26.000 The new gay movement is like, I'm actually fascinating, and I'm going through all this crazy shit.

00:09:31.000 Here.

00:09:36.000 Whoa, she just told two young people to shut up.

00:09:40.000 It's a coming-of-age story.

00:09:42.000 Anyway, it doesn't lend itself to this sort of show.

00:09:46.000 But if you got some free time and you're with some friends, and if you're stoned, I highly recommend you check out this show this weekend.

00:09:52.000 It is worth a hate watch.

00:09:54.000 It's fucking so bad.

00:09:58.000 It's also funny if you're drunk, too.

00:10:01.000 Speaking of homos, very homosexual episode.

00:10:05.000 That tranny dude with the football shoulders, shoulders all men want.

00:10:10.000 A woman has them.

00:10:11.000 And he is kicking ass and taking names as far as competitive swimming goes.

00:10:16.000 But he's also, well, as the news says, still attracted to women.

00:10:22.000 Yeah, we used to call that a straight male.

00:10:28.000 We're uncomfortable in our own locker room.

00:10:31.000 Leah Thomas, UPenn teammate, tells how the trans swimmer doesn't always cover up her genitals, her male genitals.

00:10:39.000 Okay, that's enough.

00:10:40.000 Her male genitals.

00:10:42.000 What are you doing?

00:10:42.000 I'm not done.

00:10:43.000 When changing and their concerns go ignored by their coach.

00:10:47.000 In other words, he has a fucking boner.

00:10:51.000 Boner, he's got a bone.

00:10:53.000 Hello, cello.

00:10:54.000 It's a boner.

00:10:56.000 Are you surprised?

00:10:58.000 The only person who predicted this would happen was a gentleman named Gavin McInnes, a banned, canceled, horrible Nazi on censored.tv who's literally Hitler.

00:11:09.000 You put a healthy young American male in a room of gorgeous, fit young women.

00:11:18.000 I'm going to predict an erection?

00:11:21.000 Yep.

00:11:22.000 That's what happened, Gav.

00:11:23.000 How did you know?

00:11:25.000 Magic.

00:11:26.000 I used my crystal ball.

00:11:27.000 And this coach, I actually feel sorry for the coach because the coach refuses to do anything about it.

00:11:32.000 I would do plenty about it.

00:11:34.000 But I guess the coach is like, I don't want my whole career and my children's career ruined.

00:11:39.000 Like you'll be known as the anti-trans guy forever.

00:11:42.000 No, I'm just kidding.

00:11:43.000 I don't feel any sympathy for him.

00:11:44.000 Get the dude out of the change room.

00:11:47.000 War on children.

00:11:48.000 Protect these girls.

00:11:52.000 Also in the news, this has been going around.

00:11:54.000 That fucking moron, Hassan Piker, went to Poland with all the money these people give him to give his terrible opinions.

00:12:06.000 And as he looked around, he couldn't help but notice that everyone there is Polish.

00:12:12.000 Poland really is as white as Stefan Molly Meme said it was.

00:12:19.000 And then he adds, if you click on the picture, he adds, this is a bad thing.

00:12:25.000 Okay.

00:12:25.000 Can you give us your two cents on Zimbabwe and Tokyo and Seoul, Korea and Israel, please?

00:12:38.000 Are they bad?

00:12:40.000 No, it's only bad when white people, normal white people, dominate.

00:12:45.000 Like, it's so funny that Poland and Hungary has stood up to globalism and all of these liberal cunts in America are attacking Hungary and Poland, like Tucker's Soros piece, and now the country itself.

00:12:57.000 And all these people did was say, we'd like to Keep Hungary Hungarian and Poland Polish.

00:13:04.000 There hasn't been an attack on Poland like this since the Blitzkrieg of Germany in World War II.

00:13:14.000 They got trans filters on Snapchat.

00:13:16.000 That's great.

00:13:17.000 That's nice.

00:13:18.000 That's not trans, that's drag.

00:13:20.000 Oh, yeah, true, true.

00:13:22.000 Isn't it all just drag?

00:13:23.000 It's all drag.

00:13:24.000 It's all LARPing.

00:13:25.000 It's all a drag.

00:13:27.000 What a drag it is, pretending to be a chick.

00:13:31.000 My favorite drag phenomenon, of course, is female drag queens, which is just Tammy Faye Baker.

00:13:37.000 Women wearing too much makeup.

00:13:38.000 This women dressed in woman sauce.

00:13:41.000 Let's check in on the cancel movement.

00:13:43.000 Maybe that should be a new...

00:13:44.000 Yeah, that should be a new card.

00:13:47.000 Can you make us a card, folks at home?

00:13:49.000 What a drag it is getting canceled.

00:13:54.000 That's your music.

00:13:55.000 I already have one in mind.

00:13:57.000 Can it just be a big stamp that's like canceled, that goes over the screen, transparent?

00:14:01.000 Yeah, punk.

00:14:02.000 But with that song.

00:14:04.000 Like advice for my do's and don'ts.

00:14:06.000 I had a do's and don'ts.

00:14:11.000 Well, this guy doesn't want to be canceled.

00:14:12.000 This is Jamie Oliver.

00:14:14.000 Got to say, man, my past few trips to Britain, they were really good food.

00:14:20.000 They were really good food.

00:14:22.000 No, the food was great.

00:14:23.000 It was farm to table.

00:14:24.000 Like Jamie Oliver changed the culture of America, probably saved millions of lives.

00:14:29.000 He should be in a t-shirt.

00:14:31.000 Even at the fucking airport, I'm having chicken from like down the street.

00:14:35.000 The food was way better than America.

00:14:36.000 And the joke used to always be how shit the food is in Scotland and England.

00:14:41.000 But it was all great.

00:14:43.000 I was eating gourmet Scottish food, which I didn't know was a phenomenon when I was at in Glasgow.

00:14:50.000 I think it was called like the Haggis something.

00:14:53.000 But it was like gourmet, haggis, gourmet, everything.

00:14:56.000 Wait, was it called Filthy McNasty's or something?

00:14:59.000 I don't can't remember.

00:15:01.000 But so he's so worried about appropriating culture and doing the wrong thing that he has hired a cultural sensitivity person.

00:15:12.000 Go back to that thing.

00:15:16.000 Jamie Oliver now employs a team of cultural appropriation specialists.

00:15:22.000 Professional chefs are too scared to cook.

00:15:26.000 Can you stop scooching me around in the corner here?

00:15:28.000 The knob drifted.

00:15:30.000 The knob drifted.

00:15:31.000 That's what I said when I got my wife breakfast.

00:15:36.000 Go to the next one.

00:15:40.000 He revealed the employees team after acknowledging some of his popular recipes of the past are no longer acceptable.

00:15:48.000 Guys, just say no.

00:15:50.000 Stop.

00:15:51.000 You shouldn't be making egg rolls.

00:15:54.000 Those are Chinese.

00:15:55.000 Yeah, fuck you.

00:15:57.000 Just say fuck you.

00:15:59.000 I think it was that the dumplings came with a Coke with peepee in it.

00:16:04.000 So they had to stop that.

00:16:05.000 Like, everyone appropriates.

00:16:07.000 That's what culture is.

00:16:10.000 But in modern America, white males are the only ones who may, white straight males, are the only ones who may not appropriate.

00:16:18.000 That's ridiculous.

00:16:20.000 That's not what culture is.

00:16:21.000 And by the way, there is no monoculture.

00:16:24.000 There is no original thing.

00:16:26.000 Egg rolls probably came from Arabia and the Mediterranean and all kinds of other facets.

00:16:33.000 You look at the history of like noodles and it's fucking crazy how many people were involved in creating that thing.

00:16:39.000 It's predominantly Chinese now, but all culture is a confluence of other cultures.

00:16:46.000 The West took the best of everything and created the best culture in the world.

00:16:51.000 But it's not like even Indians, like give the land back to the Indians.

00:16:55.000 When we were in New Smyrna Beach there, they were talking about the Indians and how horrible it is what we did.

00:16:59.000 And then they describe, I go, what Indians were taking over?

00:17:01.000 Well, originally it was the Cherokee, and then it was the Simine, and then they were pushed out by the fucking Apaches.

00:17:08.000 And you're like, oh, okay.

00:17:10.000 So we were just yet another tribe, and we managed to make it stick.

00:17:14.000 But this land, you can't give it back to the Indians because tons of different Indians had it.

00:17:20.000 That's what history is.

00:17:23.000 So he's a pussy.

00:17:28.000 Claims the culture to be defensive and say, for the love of God, really?

00:17:31.000 But then his thoughts turn to, well, we don't want to offend anyone.

00:17:34.000 Yeah, you're a pussy.

00:17:37.000 You just, we have to start saying no.

00:17:40.000 In the old days, if you bombarded General Motors with letters and said, one of your employees is a dick, and he said, nigger, the boss would just throw the letters in the garbage.

00:17:50.000 They go, okay, that's unfortunate.

00:17:52.000 They use his rude words.

00:17:53.000 Anyway, I got cars to make.

00:17:56.000 Now they go, really?

00:17:58.000 I'm not even going to verify it.

00:17:59.000 And then when you find out the thing the person did, their sin, you go, uh, meh.

00:18:07.000 For example, real housewife of Salt Lake City, this attractive little chinkie, I guess she's, what are Vietnamese?

00:18:18.000 Gooks?

00:18:18.000 Yeah.

00:18:19.000 Hot gook.

00:18:21.000 She's fired over resurfaced media posts.

00:18:23.000 Now, you see something like that and you go, okay, what would the post be that would justify a firing?

00:18:30.000 Like, I want blacks to go back to Africa and I'm working with a white nationalist cruise line in order to kidnap Negroes, put them on these, we're going to call them BIPOCs from now on.

00:18:41.000 I hate BIPOC so much that I'm working with a white nationalist cruise line and they're going to kidnap BIPOCs in the middle of the night and put them on board.

00:18:50.000 But that's kidnapping.

00:18:51.000 That's illegal.

00:18:52.000 So then you'd be firing someone for committing a crime.

00:18:55.000 I hate all BIPOCs.

00:18:58.000 Okay.

00:18:59.000 That's bad for business, I guess.

00:19:01.000 You know what I mean?

00:19:02.000 Like you're waiting to see.

00:19:03.000 I actually have my fingers crossed when I see these and I go, please be a bona fide real thing that's indefensible.

00:19:10.000 And it never is.

00:19:12.000 That's one of the most disappointing things.

00:19:14.000 We can't participate in outrage.

00:19:16.000 You've not been outraged genuinely in a while.

00:19:20.000 Well, they had that Asian New York Times reporter who kept talking about killing white men and how I want old white men to die.

00:19:28.000 Zero outrage there.

00:19:29.000 That's racist.

00:19:29.000 That's probably worth a firing.

00:19:31.000 But let's see what she said.

00:19:33.000 You look up her things, and they're always so benign.

00:19:37.000 Wait, wait.

00:19:38.000 It's always hard to find the thing, too, because the news sources are petrified of saying the thing because now they've said it.

00:19:49.000 But this Fox News usually has the actual quote.

00:19:51.000 I'm sick of people saying cops need more training.

00:19:54.000 You had 18 years to teach your kids it's wrong to loot, steal, set buildings ablaze, block traffic, laser people's eyes, which the Antifa does, right?

00:20:02.000 Overturn cars, destroy buildings, and attack citizens.

00:20:04.000 Who failed who?

00:20:06.000 Now, I've heard black leaders say this a million times back in the good old days of culpability.

00:20:13.000 So, wait, go back to that.

00:20:16.000 What the fuck is the issue here?

00:20:19.000 She's not even saying a race.

00:20:22.000 She could be talking exclusively about Antifa.

00:20:26.000 The lasering people's eyes, blacks don't do that.

00:20:28.000 That's Antifa.

00:20:30.000 So she's talking about BLM, Antifa, all of the assholes who were destroying this country for the past two years during a pandemic.

00:20:39.000 Like, how benign is that?

00:20:42.000 If your priest said that at church, you'd be like, amen.

00:20:46.000 Yeah.

00:20:47.000 No one would be shocked.

00:20:49.000 Okay, let's see the next horrible thing.

00:20:54.000 Hundreds of blacks shot and many killed, including children, by other blacks every week.

00:20:58.000 Correct.

00:20:59.000 Over a thousand officers violently injured, some permanently by rioters.

00:21:04.000 Boring fact.

00:21:06.000 Anarchists riding in major cities every night, which has caused billions of dollars of destruction to private and public property.

00:21:12.000 And you still think police officers are the problem?

00:21:14.000 You are an idiot.

00:21:17.000 This is the controversy, folks.

00:21:19.000 These two quotes are considered firing offenses in Clown World.

00:21:24.000 What the fuck?

00:21:25.000 God forbid you should defend the police.

00:21:28.000 Even Paw Patrol had to go off the air.

00:21:31.000 Paw Patrol, no thank you.

00:21:34.000 It glorifies police violence, don't you think?

00:21:37.000 So dumb.

00:21:39.000 This world is so dumb.

00:21:42.000 Are you...

00:21:43.000 What are you, like, 14?

00:21:44.000 15?

00:21:45.000 I lost count.

00:21:50.000 You kind of look like Johnny Depp if he was a manshi-she.

00:21:54.000 Yeah, right.

00:21:59.000 Like, shitty nephew at Thanksgiving?

00:22:02.000 Dude, try to get along with me.

00:22:02.000 That's my kids.

00:22:03.000 All my teenagers.

00:22:04.000 Everything is gay and boring.

00:22:06.000 Yeah.

00:22:07.000 Everything.

00:22:09.000 I swear to God, I could buy my teenagers a trip to space, and they'd be like, okay, wow.

00:22:16.000 No gravity.

00:22:17.000 I mean, you get this in a swimming pool.

00:22:19.000 Actually, that's too much.

00:22:21.000 I just go, hey, guys, are we having fun out here in space?

00:22:24.000 Just maybe this.

00:22:28.000 Take your picture.

00:22:29.000 I don't know why I'm not allowed to be on my phone in outer space.

00:22:32.000 Oh, my dad's taking me ziplining through the Zimbabwean jungle with tigers nipping at your ankles, but you're technically safe.

00:22:38.000 And there's also fireworks at the end.

00:22:40.000 We get to shoot guns.

00:22:42.000 Interesting look into your subconscious and what they think is the funnest thing imagination.

00:22:47.000 And rock music.

00:22:49.000 Tigers nipping at your toes.

00:22:51.000 Tigers nipping at your toes, you faggot.

00:22:56.000 And last cancellation we'll discuss before we do a deep div is our friend.

00:23:02.000 What's her name, Angela or something?

00:23:05.000 Alina.

00:23:07.000 Fired after racist post-surface.

00:23:10.000 Wow.

00:23:10.000 Resurface.

00:23:12.000 God, she's a very attractive lady despite having many mouses, arms, and legs.

00:23:17.000 What's the opposite of a butterface?

00:23:21.000 A waterface.

00:23:25.000 So her first post is, okay, this is very funny and weird and it can happen only in Russia.

00:23:32.000 But I got invited on Russian Facebook to Nigger Party.

00:23:36.000 LOL.

00:23:37.000 The whole name sounds like Nigger Party Night.

00:23:40.000 Become invisible in the night.

00:23:42.000 This is all in Russian, too.

00:23:45.000 So it's a different culture far away.

00:23:48.000 Russia has no blacks at all.

00:23:51.000 And they use a very rude word to talk about a culture that is light years away from us.

00:23:59.000 Like it's like us having a Zulu party and saying, come as a Zulu, bring your spears.

00:24:05.000 Actually, that's a bad analogy because that would be racist too.

00:24:08.000 The problem is America is so, you know, not in a bubble.

00:24:13.000 So we're pretty familiar with every culture.

00:24:15.000 But it would be like a caveman party or something.

00:24:18.000 Like a culture that is far light years away from you.

00:24:22.000 So yeah, they used a bad word for a themed party and she described it.

00:24:26.000 I'm sorry, everyone, for writing these words, but this is one of the funniest things I've seen.

00:24:30.000 And I am so going.

00:24:33.000 Okay.

00:24:33.000 The excitement's so innocent.

00:24:35.000 You went to a racially themed party and the invite included a racial epithet.

00:24:40.000 Firing offense.

00:24:41.000 Fireable offense.

00:24:43.000 And that was 2014.

00:24:45.000 I mean, I'm impressed that she can speak English.

00:24:47.000 And then the next one, she says that she's attracted to Hugh Grant.

00:24:51.000 Can you move over a bit?

00:24:54.000 This is my man crush.

00:24:55.000 I had such a hard time choosing which picture.

00:24:57.000 The post.

00:24:58.000 He's amazing everywhere.

00:24:59.000 Yeah, Hugh Grant's your man crush.

00:25:01.000 Duh.

00:25:02.000 Any human should be.

00:25:04.000 She got a hunk on the show.

00:25:08.000 Hugh Grant is old too, and his brother is not good.

00:25:12.000 And his wife is Asian, so the kids would be kind of Asian.

00:25:16.000 That's the crime.

00:25:17.000 The rest is in Russian.

00:25:18.000 Whoa.

00:25:18.000 So if she was to marry him, the kids would be kind of Asian.

00:25:22.000 My kids are kind of Asian.

00:25:23.000 I'm offended.

00:25:24.000 That's so weird.

00:25:25.000 That's like nothing.

00:25:27.000 That's what gets you toasted now.

00:25:29.000 Is there more here?

00:25:30.000 Muslims?

00:25:32.000 I saw something.

00:25:33.000 Where did I just see Muslims?

00:25:35.000 You saw Muslims?

00:25:37.000 Where?

00:25:37.000 I think so.

00:25:38.000 As a New Yorker who was here for 9-11, I got very scared when someone said.

00:25:41.000 There's another post where she appears to be mocking Muslim people.

00:25:44.000 Okay, what is it?

00:25:45.000 I bet you it's not.

00:25:48.000 I bet she had like a burqa on, and she's, oh, I remember what it was.

00:25:51.000 I saw this one.

00:25:52.000 She was wearing like a traditional burqa kind of stuff.

00:25:56.000 I think she was in Morocco.

00:25:57.000 And she says, hello, I just got Married.

00:26:00.000 I'm wife number 35.

00:26:05.000 You know, maybe the guy is like so sick of her, and he realized he made a huge mistake, so he just dug through her stuff to get her canceled.

00:26:12.000 Yeah.

00:26:12.000 He did dump her, too.

00:26:15.000 He was probably like, I don't want to fuck that thing again.

00:26:17.000 I have to get so wasted.

00:26:19.000 And then he went, oh my God, you're racist?

00:26:23.000 It's because of that.

00:26:24.000 I didn't mind the weird legs.

00:26:27.000 Speaking of weird legs, I want to get into this new thing.

00:26:31.000 Style for you.

00:26:32.000 Is that what it's called?

00:26:35.000 Style for you.

00:26:36.000 Yep.

00:26:36.000 Style for you.

00:26:37.000 Okay, let's do a green screen on this new channel that wants to open your mind when it comes to sex.

00:26:56.000 So Style Like You is a YouTube channel that gets a bunch of money from globalist perverts to help normalize depravity.

00:27:07.000 And you watch these videos on this channel and you see really the trouble with America.

00:27:13.000 And it is they've rejected Christianity, they've rejected tradition, and now they're floundering, desperate to try to put some order in their lives.

00:27:22.000 They say things like, you know, you don't need Botox, you don't need makeup to be happy.

00:27:26.000 And you're like, yeah, I know.

00:27:28.000 I hear that in church all the time.

00:27:30.000 But you don't go to church.

00:27:32.000 So we've got polyamorous freaks and lesbians.

00:27:36.000 And they're all making up their own rules as they go, changing genders, changing rules, being polyamorous.

00:27:43.000 And all you see is lost pathetic souls.

00:27:47.000 It actually might secretly be a Christian right-wing channel that's trying to show these people how fucked they are.

00:27:55.000 Anyway, let's just go through some of their videos so you can see what I'm talking about here.

00:27:59.000 Okay, so this is the polyamorous thrupple, always a black dude running these things.

00:28:05.000 He's horny and he wants to get laid.

00:28:07.000 And through trial and error, eventually he finds usually a mentally ill Jew and a fat chick.

00:28:13.000 That's a pattern I've noticed.

00:28:15.000 She'll take whatever she can get.

00:28:17.000 And I've known people who have tried this.

00:28:20.000 Never works.

00:28:23.000 It never works.

00:28:24.000 They always spend, well, they used to just say, this is awesome.

00:28:27.000 I don't know what's going on.

00:28:28.000 And the girls would sort of roll their eyes and be like, whatever, I'm a freak.

00:28:31.000 But now there's a whole made-up academia behind it.

00:28:35.000 So they're like, yeah, what's happening now is actually called polyamority and blah.

00:28:39.000 Like they just, it's astrology, basically.

00:28:41.000 It's a made-up fucking bullshit.

00:28:43.000 But I'm watching this video, just going, can we check in with you?

00:28:48.000 Remember 7-Up?

00:28:49.000 They check in every seven years with these kids from school.

00:28:52.000 Can we do 7-month up?

00:28:54.000 We check on you every seven months and watch your crazy relationship deteriorate.

00:28:59.000 Remember, there was that guy who looked like a rat and there was, she had, it was one woman and like four or five guys.

00:29:06.000 Then she got pregnant from one of them and then another guy killed the baby.

00:29:10.000 That's usually how it goes when you reject God.

00:29:12.000 You end up in hell.

00:29:14.000 So these people are on their way to hell.

00:29:15.000 Let's check in with them.

00:29:17.000 Life was like, does a ham like me?

00:29:19.000 How does a ham feel?

00:29:20.000 What's a ham doing?

00:29:21.000 And if I didn't have that, I was like, nothing.

00:29:24.000 Polyamory is like the perfect antidote to codependency.

00:29:29.000 Some of the stereotypes is that how could there be enough to go around?

00:29:35.000 Enough time, enough attention, enough love.

00:29:38.000 I have the greatest love in my life right now than I've ever had before.

00:29:43.000 And it has never felt this good.

00:29:46.000 You know, we're told this is too good to be true, but it's not.

00:29:49.000 It actually is our truth.

00:29:50.000 Who looks at that and goes, it's too good to be true?

00:29:53.000 This is the mother and daughter couple behind this site, by the way.

00:29:56.000 Look how fucking crazy they are.

00:29:59.000 Imagine them talking about Trump.

00:30:01.000 I promise you, this mother-daughter couple do not allow the word Trump in their home.

00:30:07.000 You can't even say, I hate Trump.

00:30:08.000 You have to say, I hate Orange Man.

00:30:10.000 Or as Spike Lee calls him, Agent Orange.

00:30:15.000 Look at her fucking hat.

00:30:16.000 What is that?

00:30:16.000 Cross colors?

00:30:21.000 She and De La Sol.

00:30:22.000 What was that other band with the arrested development?

00:30:27.000 She looks like she's in arrested development.

00:30:29.000 Anyway, keep going.

00:30:30.000 And by the way, when we see that sad fat chick, that horny divorced black guy, and that deranged, lonely brunette, we don't go, too good to be true.

00:30:41.000 That's just too perfect.

00:30:42.000 Especially the girl's fathers.

00:30:44.000 They're definitely not saying that.

00:30:46.000 They're going, where did I go wrong?

00:30:47.000 I guess I went to the pub one too many times.

00:30:50.000 I guess I shouldn't have gone to that classic car convention when she had her piano recital.

00:30:56.000 No one thinks it's too good, dummies.

00:30:58.000 Don't you know any people?

00:31:00.000 When we look at that, we go, oh, that sucks.

00:31:02.000 That's not going to last.

00:31:04.000 And why is it going to suck?

00:31:05.000 Because there's not enough love to go around?

00:31:06.000 No.

00:31:07.000 People have lots of kids.

00:31:08.000 Wait, what's happening?

00:31:10.000 Have my parents not met?

00:31:12.000 Am I disappearing, Ryan?

00:31:15.000 Is this thing breaking?

00:31:16.000 What's going on?

00:31:20.000 Okay.

00:31:21.000 I was worried someone had gone back in time and told my dad, Marty McFly, not to meet my wife.

00:31:27.000 I mean, my mom.

00:31:27.000 Whoops, Freudian slip.

00:31:33.000 Yeah, when we see that, we go, it's not going to last because the couples are going to get jealous because love is a one-on-one thing.

00:31:41.000 And when you want to be with someone and they're like, actually, I'm going with this person, they go, well, that sucks.

00:31:46.000 I thought we had a deal.

00:31:48.000 That's just the way it is.

00:31:49.000 It's been that way for thousands of years for obvious genetic biological reasons.

00:31:54.000 It's not natural to be monogamous.

00:31:56.000 Really?

00:31:57.000 Why does everyone do it then?

00:31:59.000 Because they're brainwashed.

00:32:01.000 Okay.

00:32:01.000 What about like random cultures in Singapore?

00:32:05.000 Are they brainwashed by the state, dude, to post monogamy?

00:32:10.000 Whoever is imposing monogamy, brainwashing people to be monogamous, is doing an excellent job.

00:32:16.000 Wow.

00:32:17.000 They're kicking Soros' ass with their global plan to brainwash the world.

00:32:24.000 Next.

00:32:25.000 Louie, the mother and daughter creators of Style Like You.

00:32:28.000 Shut up.

00:32:28.000 Just skip through this.

00:32:29.000 They're plugging their sexual awareness sponsors.

00:32:32.000 I've been doing this for 11 years next month.

00:32:35.000 Basically, kind of like grown up together, raised kids together.

00:32:39.000 And Roy and I have been together a couple of years.

00:32:43.000 And the three of us have been together since last summer.

00:32:46.000 We're three sweeties.

00:32:49.000 Can you turn it up, Brian?

00:32:50.000 Maybe the speaker.

00:32:50.000 It's literally a friendship and a relationship.

00:32:53.000 I got freaked out there when I heard 11 years.

00:32:54.000 I went over to the bottom.

00:32:55.000 And she continues to grow.

00:32:56.000 I'm wrong.

00:32:57.000 Deepen.

00:32:57.000 But no.

00:32:58.000 He's been banging her probably when he was married.

00:33:00.000 It's been weird and complex, but in, for me, all good ways since the three of us actually have come to know each other.

00:33:09.000 So can you talk about assumptions that people make about you based on your relationship?

00:33:16.000 Wait, sorry.

00:33:17.000 Assumptions.

00:33:18.000 I bet they're all accurate.

00:33:20.000 I got nervous when he said 11 years because I thought, oh shit, maybe it has been working out.

00:33:23.000 And I don't know.

00:33:24.000 I was going to bet them $10,000 they won't be around in, I don't know, a year and a half.

00:33:30.000 But they've been together since last summer.

00:33:32.000 Okay, so it's been a few months.

00:33:34.000 Congratulations.

00:33:35.000 Now, one thing I forgot to tell you about this is that every video they slowly disrobe.

00:33:39.000 I'll be disrobing as we go through this green screen so you can watch my nipples, which I still have, by the way.

00:33:45.000 I didn't have my milk duds removed.

00:33:49.000 And it's funny because they're all about accepting different types of beauty and we're all different.

00:33:54.000 And, you know, fat, lonely chicks who shit themselves are hot too.

00:33:59.000 And then you look at their top videos and how they're sorted.

00:34:02.000 And the top 10 are all Supermodel talks about how she doesn't like airbrushing.

00:34:07.000 That's the number one video they have.

00:34:08.000 It has 35,000 views.

00:34:11.000 And it's obviously young men scrolling forward to the part where they take all their clothes off because they want to see a supermodel in her underwear.

00:34:17.000 And she looks fantastic, by the way.

00:34:20.000 So they're going out to reinvent beauty and show you that it's not what you think it is.

00:34:25.000 And their most popular video in the free market of ideas is a hot blonde in her underwear.

00:34:30.000 Yeah, that's their winner.

00:34:32.000 That's 35,000.

00:34:35.000 See, even an incredibly pretty girl who's slightly chubby can be beautiful.

00:34:40.000 Yeah, I know.

00:34:41.000 I have a boner right now.

00:34:45.000 You're not blowing my dick's mind by telling me that that is attractive.

00:34:50.000 Look at her.

00:34:52.000 She's gorgeous.

00:34:53.000 Gorgeous, as my dad would say.

00:34:56.000 Look, she's crying.

00:34:58.000 She's crying because she says, I learned to love myself.

00:35:00.000 I learned that I can be pretty.

00:35:02.000 What?

00:35:03.000 Are you one pound overweight?

00:35:06.000 What a revolutionary concept.

00:35:08.000 Turn it up.

00:35:09.000 I was going to show this one last.

00:35:11.000 And I never even, that aspiration of being a Superman or that aspiration of being on the front cover of Vogue, it actually all went out the window, to be honest.

00:35:20.000 Like, I want this.

00:35:21.000 I want education in schools.

00:35:23.000 I want to be able to give a voice to all those young people.

00:35:26.000 So you were brave enough to realize that you're not on the cover of Vogue and the women on the cover of Vogue are part of, what, the 0.000000001% hottest of the population?

00:35:37.000 Okay, wow.

00:35:38.000 That's amazing.

00:35:39.000 Realize that, yeah, they don't need to attain to that perfection.

00:35:44.000 I want to just change the way they feel about themselves and the way they see the world and give them the opportunity to come full circle where I am.

00:35:52.000 How brave.

00:35:54.000 How many times have you seen that too?

00:35:56.000 It reminds me of the hideous bitch who started Me Too, Tarana Brawley or whatever her name is.

00:36:01.000 No, that's the one who likes Tarana Burke.

00:36:03.000 And she's like, we're sick of being sex objects.

00:36:05.000 And you can see the other woman next to her going, uh.

00:36:08.000 Conversely, there must be hideous fat women watching that first girl who's saying, I realized one day I don't want to be on the cover of Vogue.

00:36:18.000 I can love me as I am, an eight.

00:36:20.000 And there must be all these ones like her going, uh, that's not really brave.

00:36:24.000 Brave is loving this.

00:36:27.000 If you look like this and you see yourself as beautiful, I'm impressed.

00:36:31.000 That's an accomplishment.

00:36:32.000 That previous chick, sorry, not good enough.

00:36:35.000 Let's go back to the polyamorous ones.

00:36:38.000 Talk about assumptions that people make about you based on your relationship.

00:36:45.000 I feel like people, like especially cis straight men, feel like I'm like getting away with something.

00:36:52.000 I don't have any allegiance to that kind of like masculine getting women.

00:36:58.000 I'm not trying to get anything.

00:37:00.000 I'm with these people.

00:37:02.000 I just have like unlimited respect for the people that I love and I'm in a relationship with.

00:37:08.000 At no point does it feel like I'm doing anything inappropriate.

00:37:14.000 But that perception is in the air.

00:37:16.000 And I think it has a lot to do with how people are in any kind of relationship.

00:37:19.000 You know, people tend to be exploitative of the people that they're with and they tend to be in a relationship to be like, what can I get out of this relationship?

00:37:26.000 All rhetoric, as Christopher Hicks said, all of those words you just said make no sense in any particular order.

00:37:32.000 He's speaking broad.

00:37:34.000 I don't mean in broad terms, although he's doing that, but he's speaking woman.

00:37:38.000 This is just gobbledygook as he extends a threesome over several months.

00:37:43.000 That's all you're doing.

00:37:44.000 And when you have a threesome, yeah, some chicks enjoy it, but it's not real.

00:37:49.000 You're having a sexcapade.

00:37:51.000 Scroll forward.

00:37:52.000 I mean, this goes, all of these are fucking long.

00:37:54.000 By the way that I had been treated.

00:37:56.000 And so all the empirical evidence was telling me that there's just no way that this man loves me and because it's impossible.

00:38:03.000 However, I love you if you bring another chick into the bedroom.

00:38:07.000 You got to pay your taxes, fat ass.

00:38:10.000 She pays woman tax.

00:38:11.000 Okay, scroll ahead.

00:38:12.000 This is getting tedious.

00:38:13.000 I mean, you know what?

00:38:15.000 And it just kept going from there and it's been exponential.

00:38:18.000 Was the flirting and the in-person like attraction also instant?

00:38:22.000 Yeah, for me.

00:38:23.000 Yeah.

00:38:23.000 Both of them texted me like 15 minutes after they met and they were both like, okay, we're best friends now.

00:38:33.000 Like, okay.

00:38:34.000 It's like, okay.

00:38:36.000 Oh, God, the IQ in the room.

00:38:37.000 I think if you combine them all, they're one normal person's IQ.

00:38:41.000 They need three people to figure out like what garbage day is, the recycling, how to fill the coffee machine.

00:38:47.000 That's why they're together to survive.

00:38:50.000 Keep going, though.

00:38:51.000 Let's see them in their underwear.

00:38:53.000 With Roya, where we don't have to talk.

00:38:55.000 He's touching the brunette more than the fatty.

00:38:57.000 Have you noticed that?

00:38:58.000 This is the problem with polyamority.

00:39:01.000 The fat one sort of goes, what is my knee?

00:39:04.000 Chopped liver?

00:39:05.000 Hello?

00:39:08.000 And just like hold each other and like be look at that.

00:39:12.000 look at that body language.

00:39:13.000 I'll rub the back of my thumb on you, but I'll touch your inner thigh.

00:39:18.000 I think we know which one he's going to pick when they break up.

00:39:21.000 I'm just absolutely blown away.

00:39:26.000 Like that these people exist and they get to be in my life.

00:39:32.000 There's just the fullness of the beauty of both of them and all of us.

00:39:39.000 And it's very overwhelming.

00:39:42.000 There's the fullness of the beauty of all of us.

00:39:46.000 And it's overwhelming.

00:39:47.000 Meaning, I got to stop this sentence.

00:39:49.000 I don't know.

00:39:49.000 Oh, there we go.

00:39:50.000 That's a good touch.

00:39:51.000 Okay, scroll forward.

00:39:52.000 I want to see them all.

00:39:53.000 I want to see what they got.

00:39:55.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:39:56.000 Love looks like.

00:39:58.000 He was muscular.

00:40:00.000 Now he's totally out of shape from too many blowjobs.

00:40:03.000 And she's hideous.

00:40:06.000 She's dying.

00:40:07.000 Maybe that's what he's going for.

00:40:08.000 He's hoping she'll get COVID and then he gets the brunette.

00:40:12.000 Okay, so that's boring.

00:40:12.000 Blah, blah, blah.

00:40:13.000 I don't want to hear your bullshit rhetoric.

00:40:15.000 They can fall for it.

00:40:16.000 I'm not fucking you, so I don't have to listen to this bullshit.

00:40:19.000 What's the next one?

00:40:23.000 Polly Amorous.

00:40:25.000 You mean a very long threesome?

00:40:27.000 Oh, this one's great.

00:40:28.000 So this was a lesbian.

00:40:31.000 I think she was a lesbian, not by birth.

00:40:32.000 I think she got abused probably by a family member like Oprah.

00:40:37.000 And this is just a dyke.

00:40:38.000 Now, this dyke cut her tits off.

00:40:40.000 And as we discussed, was it yesterday?

00:40:43.000 That's way more horrific than we thought.

00:40:48.000 We thought it was just removing some fat.

00:40:51.000 But you remove major equipment.

00:40:53.000 So you've massacred yourself.

00:40:56.000 And now they're lesbians in a normal relationship.

00:40:58.000 In other words, boring.

00:41:00.000 We've had lesbians for a long fucking time, and we're not blown away.

00:41:04.000 Even before there was a word, even before it was like in the national relationship.

00:41:08.000 In the national conversation, it was like, yeah, she's got a friend.

00:41:12.000 I remember when I was a little kid in Scotland, they'd be like, oh, yeah, she's no, she's single, if you know, I mean, yeah, she's got a friend.

00:41:19.000 She lives with her friend.

00:41:20.000 And you go, oh, okay.

00:41:22.000 They should come with a word for that because I keep hearing about these things.

00:41:25.000 No one gives a shit.

00:41:26.000 A. B, you're not interesting.

00:41:29.000 So this is their angle.

00:41:31.000 When the virgin club kid, okay, it's just a girl who hasn't a lesbian who hasn't started it yet.

00:41:38.000 It's not really a virgin.

00:41:40.000 And then this is a dude who likes to fuck chicks.

00:41:46.000 So, and he's a Mormon.

00:41:48.000 What?

00:41:50.000 What?

00:41:51.000 Fuck boy, Mormon.

00:41:53.000 Gray and Grayson's TikTok.

00:41:56.000 That's not your mother.

00:41:57.000 It's a man, baby.

00:41:59.000 It's so boring.

00:42:01.000 And they try to make it so crazy.

00:42:03.000 Anyway, let's watch some of this.

00:42:06.000 Tell me, how do you know you're gay if you haven't fucked someone?

00:42:09.000 It's like people kind of equate getting fucked to being attractive.

00:42:13.000 If you're not attractive, you're not getting fucked.

00:42:15.000 If you don't want to get fucked, it's probably because you don't think you're attractive.

00:42:18.000 I think everyone has their own path and their own way to live.

00:42:21.000 And I think there's also a society that's not.

00:42:23.000 I think your oil spat on you when you were changing your carburetor there.

00:42:27.000 Doing things you're not fully comfortable.

00:42:28.000 I'm not into astrology.

00:42:29.000 I am astronomy.

00:42:32.000 You don't have to have sex to be cool, to be relevant, to be queer, to be anything.

00:42:36.000 This episode of What's Underneath Couples is made of the music.

00:42:38.000 Oh, God.

00:42:47.000 No, it's your raison debt.

00:42:50.000 It's what you fucking live for.

00:42:53.000 It's like sometimes you see like a white girl with a black boyfriend.

00:42:56.000 Not so much in New York, a lot in Britain, but up in Canada, not in Toronto, but in the Midwest too.

00:43:04.000 And she'll be walking, like holding hands with him, and then she'll look at you like...

00:43:10.000 I suppose this is driving you nuts.

00:43:12.000 No.

00:43:14.000 And you're like, oh, you're fucking...

00:43:17.000 That's funny that that was a black woman.

00:43:18.000 You're fucking someone you're in love with.

00:43:20.000 What a brave revolutionary you are.

00:43:23.000 You're blowing your boyfriend and he's eating you out.

00:43:26.000 Wow.

00:43:27.000 Thanks for restarting the civil rights movement.

00:43:30.000 We're so impressed.

00:43:32.000 We don't care.

00:43:33.000 All right.

00:43:33.000 So let's fast forward and look at this normal lesbian couple who they would probably want to kill me if they heard me say normal.

00:43:41.000 Look, she's got a key for an earring.

00:43:42.000 I'm not normal.

00:43:43.000 Look at those tits.

00:43:45.000 You just like walk out and you go, shit.

00:43:47.000 Damn.

00:43:48.000 And I'm like, what is happening?

00:43:49.000 What has happened to you?

00:43:50.000 They're like, you just look that hot.

00:43:52.000 Like, you are the king of just like unprovoked compliments.

00:43:58.000 What's your favorite part of the other person's body?

00:44:01.000 Arms.

00:44:02.000 Oh, my gosh.

00:44:03.000 She loves my arms.

00:44:04.000 My arms were probably my least liked characteristic.

00:44:06.000 It's aligned with femininity.

00:44:10.000 People in church would always talk about the women with like the chicken wings.

00:44:13.000 That's the language people used.

00:44:15.000 They are strong.

00:44:16.000 They're also sexy.

00:44:18.000 They hold me really tight.

00:44:19.000 They have more tattoos on them.

00:44:21.000 They get stronger.

00:44:22.000 They bring it even stronger on tea.

00:44:25.000 When I take more testosterone, in other words, when I'm less like naturally me, my arms will be bigger.

00:44:30.000 You know who else's arms get bigger on tea?

00:44:33.000 Every human being on earth.

00:44:34.000 What I think is most sexy about you.

00:44:37.000 Now I am a tits and an ass-man.

00:44:40.000 Stop.

00:44:42.000 By the way, speaking of the chicken wings, one of my dad's favorite jokes is, what's the difference between the Holocaust and that bit of fat on a woman's inner arm?

00:44:53.000 You can make jokes about the Holocaust.

00:44:58.000 Nick Fuentes can't.

00:44:59.000 He's a Holocaust denier because he made a joke.

00:45:04.000 Keep going.

00:45:05.000 And it's going to be cheesy.

00:45:06.000 Oh, yeah, that was the other thing, too.

00:45:08.000 I'm a tits and ass man.

00:45:10.000 Lady, if you're going to appropriate our culture, and that's what this is, by the way, they get mad when white people have dreads.

00:45:17.000 I get mad when I see these.

00:45:19.000 Oh, she does have nipples.

00:45:21.000 Thank God.

00:45:22.000 You're appropriating male culture.

00:45:25.000 And just like a German guy who's got big dreads and a Rastahat and doesn't understand that he's supposed to be homophobic, talk about batty boys and hate menstruation and say bumba clat, because bumba clat is a blood clot.

00:45:37.000 Menstruation is the worst thing in Rastafarian culture.

00:45:40.000 So if you're going to adopt Rastafarian culture, you've got to be a homophobe and a periodophobe.

00:45:44.000 But they don't know that.

00:45:45.000 Similarly, you can't be a tits and an ass man.

00:45:49.000 You got to choose.

00:45:51.000 Now, we could have debates.

00:45:52.000 Maddie and I are ass men.

00:45:54.000 I don't even know what you are, Ryan.

00:45:55.000 Are you a tits or an ass-man?

00:45:56.000 Assman.

00:45:57.000 Assman.

00:45:58.000 And us ass men, like, there, that should be a whole documentary.

00:46:02.000 Tits men versus assmen.

00:46:03.000 I've had arguments for hours.

00:46:05.000 My buddy Jim is a titman.

00:46:06.000 He calls me a fag for not liking tits enough.

00:46:09.000 I go, I love tits.

00:46:10.000 They're just not important.

00:46:12.000 They're not the deal breaker.

00:46:14.000 It's the ass that I care about because you're a fag.

00:46:17.000 Yeah, men have asses.

00:46:18.000 You like to smell shit.

00:46:19.000 And I get all those criticisms.

00:46:21.000 You don't like the butt chick.

00:46:22.000 I think it's an interesting debate, but there's no such thing as a tits and ass man.

00:46:27.000 What?

00:46:27.000 That's a man.

00:46:30.000 Useless.

00:46:30.000 You're useless at this.

00:46:32.000 The IQs that we're dealing with here are just alarming.

00:46:36.000 Then she appropriates black culture because she's like, this is going to be corny, but.

00:46:44.000 And this is going to be cheesy, but your face.

00:46:46.000 I love your face.

00:46:48.000 This is going to be cheesy.

00:46:49.000 This is going to be.

00:46:49.000 Allow me to cheese it up real quick.

00:46:51.000 You're not black.

00:46:52.000 You're not male.

00:46:53.000 You're not a fuckboy.

00:46:54.000 You're a boring Mormon lesbian.

00:47:00.000 And this is going to be cheesy, but your face.

00:47:03.000 I love your face.

00:47:04.000 I think it's the most beautiful face in the world.

00:47:07.000 And like, I love you with makeup.

00:47:09.000 I support it.

00:47:10.000 It's creative.

00:47:10.000 It's beautiful.

00:47:11.000 But like when you don't have a face on.

00:47:14.000 Yes.

00:47:22.000 Lesbian.

00:47:23.000 Horny lesbian who's very lazy.

00:47:27.000 Look how lazy she is.

00:47:28.000 Fat people are lazy.

00:47:30.000 She's never had a home before.

00:47:33.000 This is my home.

00:47:34.000 This is my safety.

00:47:36.000 Great.

00:47:36.000 Enjoy yourselves.

00:47:37.000 You're not weird.

00:47:38.000 Sorry.

00:47:38.000 Okay.

00:47:38.000 Is there any more other ones?

00:47:40.000 Yes.

00:47:44.000 Oh, this chick.

00:47:45.000 So she is redefining what sexuality is and beauty and what women are supposed to be.

00:47:54.000 No.

00:47:55.000 No, you're not.

00:47:56.000 You're a horny old lady that likes to fuck young men.

00:48:00.000 Meaning handsome virile men.

00:48:01.000 Yeah.

00:48:02.000 That's what all women want.

00:48:05.000 Go ahead.

00:48:06.000 And game.

00:48:07.000 I'm not a relationship person.

00:48:08.000 I cannot wait to dialogue.

00:48:10.000 I cannot wait to dialogue.

00:48:11.000 I'm not afraid of being casually and recreationally for sex.

00:48:13.000 I want to help redefine what society thinks an older woman should look like, be like, dress like, act like, work like, date like, and fuck like.

00:48:25.000 And fuck shit.

00:48:27.000 You know what people think when they walk by her?

00:48:30.000 Oh, there's an old slut.

00:48:34.000 In one ear, out the other.

00:48:37.000 We're familiar with you.

00:48:38.000 You're called cougars.

00:48:40.000 Not MILFs.

00:48:42.000 Cougars.

00:48:45.000 Ab you?

00:48:46.000 I am actually somebody who really loves dressing up.

00:48:49.000 I think one of the most appalling beliefs going around culturally is that older women should cease to dress in certain ways or should dress in certain ways.

00:49:03.000 I don't give a damn whether anybody thinks I shouldn't be wearing a skirt this short.

00:49:08.000 I shouldn't be.

00:49:09.000 We've had enough of this.

00:49:09.000 I guess we'll go look at her nude at the end, which is all everyone ever does in these.

00:49:13.000 They scroll to the end.

00:49:14.000 Yeah, so you're selling sex, which is pretty easy to do.

00:49:19.000 I would argue, yes, around 1969, a year before I was born, there was people who go, oh, Lord, what is she wearing?

00:49:27.000 She shouldn't be wearing such a short skirt at her age.

00:49:29.000 And that, you know, the person saying that was an old lady.

00:49:32.000 The woman who said that was like 65 in 1969.

00:49:37.000 So they all died before I was an adult.

00:49:41.000 For the past half century, my entire life, no one's given a fuck if old ladies wear short skirts.

00:49:47.000 You're talking about the 60s, you silly slut.

00:49:51.000 Think of anything else I'd rather be doing.

00:49:53.000 I said make love not porn is an accident.

00:49:56.000 As the saying goes, the path appeared.

00:49:58.000 I just feel enormously lucky.

00:50:00.000 I love how she starts it with, I'm going to die alone.

00:50:02.000 Like, imagine you met someone.

00:50:04.000 Hi, hello.

00:50:05.000 I'd like you to know that I'm not scared of dying alone.

00:50:08.000 She's like, Jen Kirkman.

00:50:09.000 I like being single.

00:50:11.000 I'm glad I got divorced.

00:50:12.000 It's awesome.

00:50:13.000 In case you're wondering, I know you're wondering.

00:50:15.000 I'm not wondering.

00:50:16.000 Wondering would imply I give a flying fuck about you.

00:50:19.000 No one cares.

00:50:20.000 You're not breaking new ground.

00:50:21.000 And this entire channel is a myth.

00:50:24.000 All right, next.

00:50:24.000 Is there any more?

00:50:25.000 Yes.

00:50:26.000 Yes.

00:50:27.000 Yes, sir.

00:50:31.000 Oh, this one.

00:50:33.000 Okay, you're not going to like this.

00:50:37.000 Black lesbian meets another lesbian who's taken so much tea, it has a beard.

00:50:43.000 It has a cunt, though, and they finger each other, and they 69.

00:50:46.000 And then, of course, as with all lesbians, they stop, right?

00:50:48.000 You know this, LBD, lesbian bed death.

00:50:50.000 So gays will fuck till their asshole falls off, quite literally.

00:50:55.000 But lesbians, they stop fucking at like 32.

00:50:58.000 So these two will not be fucking for long.

00:51:00.000 But when they started dating, the black girl finds out she's pregnant.

00:51:06.000 And they go, oh, as anyone would do, it's time to break up.

00:51:10.000 I don't know.

00:51:10.000 I'm not raising some stranger's kid.

00:51:13.000 And she goes, it's different than adopting, by the way.

00:51:16.000 She goes, no, it's because I was, she doesn't say raped.

00:51:21.000 It's because I was sexually assaulted.

00:51:22.000 Now, here's a horrible thing.

00:51:24.000 I have no evidence.

00:51:25.000 I might go to hell for this.

00:51:26.000 I ain't buying it.

00:51:29.000 I think you fucked around with the guy.

00:51:31.000 He came in you.

00:51:32.000 You weren't bananas about the guy.

00:51:33.000 So when you say sexually assaulted, you're using the 2022 definition of sexual assault, which is I voluntarily, consensually had intercourse, then decided later that it wasn't my cup of tea.

00:51:45.000 That's what's going on here.

00:51:48.000 Pregnant, honor period.

00:51:51.000 I don't want an operator.

00:51:52.000 My girlfriend, who's not pregnant on her period, just had a baby.

00:51:57.000 She did it in the bathtub.

00:51:58.000 It's boring.

00:51:59.000 What do you mean?

00:52:00.000 I don't know.

00:52:01.000 I just met it.

00:52:02.000 I don't know.

00:52:03.000 And pregnancies are like 00.0001% for a trans guy.

00:52:09.000 In honor of Pride Month, this episode.

00:52:12.000 What?

00:52:13.000 She didn't know that she was pregnant?

00:52:15.000 We just thought she had a beer belly.

00:52:17.000 Holy shit, maybe I'm pregnant.

00:52:19.000 They didn't want to get to know me.

00:52:20.000 I was like, oh, okay.

00:52:21.000 Like, you want to get to know me?

00:52:23.000 Okay, can you take off maybe both of your hats?

00:52:29.000 Can you tell me?

00:52:29.000 How much do you got for this?

00:52:32.000 I'm going to say $100 each.

00:52:34.000 I think the obvious one is that we're straight.

00:52:36.000 There is a privilege to that because there's the outside world, but then there's also like the fact that you can't.

00:52:43.000 We suffer from white privilege.

00:52:45.000 Do you get it?

00:52:47.000 I've had the privilege of growing up in a tradition that didn't believe in the straight privilege.

00:52:52.000 They feel terrible.

00:52:53.000 That is so fucking warped.

00:52:57.000 He puts on that beard.

00:52:59.000 She puts on that beard and then says we're a straight couple and it's not fair that they treat gays because we're straight.

00:53:05.000 They treat gays bad.

00:53:07.000 Homophobia is not a problem with us.

00:53:08.000 We're a straight couple.

00:53:09.000 What about racism?

00:53:10.000 She's black.

00:53:10.000 Is that a thing?

00:53:12.000 Well, identify as black too.

00:53:13.000 So we're just a black couple.

00:53:15.000 Okay.

00:53:16.000 That's a hate crime right there, bro.

00:53:18.000 Enjoy your fantasies.

00:53:20.000 That's the name of this episode, by the way.

00:53:22.000 Enjoy your fantasies.

00:53:24.000 Because I don't have a problem with these people.

00:53:25.000 Like, I'm sitting here because it's funny.

00:53:27.000 Demystifying their fake bullshit.

00:53:31.000 But demystifying their belief system.

00:53:37.000 I don't have a problem with it.

00:53:38.000 I wish them all nothing but the best.

00:53:41.000 I mean, you're just mostly, it's all just mentally ill people trying to cope.

00:53:44.000 This is what happens when you get rid of all the loony bins.

00:53:49.000 Especially has bigger feet than her husband.

00:53:52.000 The man that I am to her.

00:53:54.000 However, she also understands that I'm coming from a place of dual experience.

00:53:58.000 Thank you.

00:54:00.000 Coming from a place.

00:54:01.000 Shut up.

00:54:02.000 She's pretty hot.

00:54:05.000 When do you think the other one is the most beautiful?

00:54:10.000 Is the most annoying.

00:54:11.000 All the time?

00:54:14.000 When obviously...

00:54:15.000 They become male and they just...

00:54:17.000 They're so female.

00:54:19.000 Like, when is my wife the hottest?

00:54:21.000 When she's in lingerie and high-heel shoes and horny.

00:54:25.000 When she's the least hot, when she's mad at me and grumpy first thing in the morning, when she's drunk.

00:54:31.000 Like, men have answers.

00:54:32.000 They don't go 24 hours a day.

00:54:35.000 Women say that.

00:54:37.000 Because women aren't shallow and they're not as aesthetic as we are.

00:54:41.000 We're like, I like it when her tits bounce up and down.

00:54:44.000 No woman would ever say that about your bag.

00:54:47.000 I love it when he's fucking me and his balls are bouncing all over the place.

00:54:50.000 She can't even see our balls.

00:54:53.000 I can't see your balls.

00:54:56.000 All right, we're all bored of this right now.

00:54:57.000 This better be the last one, right?

00:55:00.000 Being in this journey to why it's a good place to be.

00:55:07.000 That's pretty good top surgery.

00:55:08.000 I can't believe I'm in a situation where I'm looking at top surgery and going, that's pretty good.

00:55:14.000 Nothing wrong with that.

00:55:16.000 In the hospital, we had gotten some news that she's going to be a special needs shop.

00:55:20.000 And that is.

00:55:21.000 Oh, yeah, it's special needs.

00:55:22.000 I forgot.

00:55:23.000 Because not only are we parents, but we're parents of a kid who's going to require four physical therapy appointments a week.

00:55:31.000 You know, we're doing a lot.

00:55:32.000 Everything that we've had in our lives to this moment is just like meant to be in this form that okay, that's enough.

00:55:38.000 Let's just stop.

00:55:39.000 But you see the one with the beard, that one?

00:55:42.000 Imagine her father.

00:55:44.000 And you're at the pub and you go, so Darren, what's going on with your daughter?

00:55:48.000 Is she still in San Francisco?

00:55:51.000 Yeah.

00:55:51.000 So what's going on?

00:55:52.000 She found a man yet?

00:55:54.000 And she's getting older, right?

00:55:55.000 She's going to have a baby soon.

00:55:56.000 She's got a baby.

00:55:58.000 That's great.

00:55:59.000 I hope she's married.

00:56:00.000 You don't have a baby out of wedlock.

00:56:02.000 I don't want to talk about it.

00:56:04.000 Oh, shit.

00:56:05.000 Sorry.

00:56:05.000 Is something wrong with the baby?

00:56:06.000 Well, yeah, that's the tip of the iceberg.

00:56:09.000 What do you mean, the tip of the iceberg?

00:56:10.000 What's going on?

00:56:12.000 She became a man, grew a beard, started dating a random black chick who had just been raped, and then the black chick had a retarded baby that they're both now raising.

00:56:25.000 Okay.

00:56:26.000 No, seriously.

00:56:27.000 Wow, is your daughter?

00:56:28.000 That's not a joke.

00:56:29.000 Here, watch this video.

00:56:31.000 It's the easiest way to say that again?

00:56:32.000 It's the easiest way to explain everything.

00:56:34.000 Oh, wait, those were those underwear videos?

00:56:36.000 Isn't that style like you?

00:56:38.000 I did that.

00:56:39.000 I identify as a black lesbian.

00:56:41.000 Yeah, that poor dad.

00:56:43.000 Is there a GoFundMe for that person's dad?

00:56:46.000 Because I want to empty my bank account for it.

00:56:49.000 All right, let's get back to work.

00:56:51.000 I'm out of here.

00:56:51.000 Bye.

00:57:13.000 So I want to show you where I heard about this.

00:57:16.000 By the way, that should be those videos where they just sit there, talk for one second, and snap their clothes are off, end of the video.

00:57:22.000 Have a 40-minute fucking...

00:57:24.000 Hi, we are going to say some bullshit about a polyamorous, but it's me and my underwear.

00:57:29.000 What do you think?

00:57:30.000 You're going to have to skip forward.

00:57:31.000 I think you're fat and you're pretty.

00:57:33.000 Next.

00:57:33.000 The one with the 35,000 views, she's pretty.

00:57:37.000 You're not.

00:57:38.000 The one that got duped to fucking having a three-year threesome, you're fat and ugly.

00:57:43.000 I thought no one would want me except a horny black dude who wants to have threesomes.

00:57:48.000 Yeah, that's what happened.

00:57:51.000 But check out this New York Post article.

00:57:54.000 Trolls say my disabled husband can't satisfy me, but they're wrong.

00:57:59.000 Trolls say my troll can't satisfy me, but they're...

00:58:02.000 Now, I can't...

00:58:04.000 He has the same thing as our buddy Crip Daddy.

00:58:07.000 And one of the things they do, like their muscles are lame, right?

00:58:13.000 They can't move much.

00:58:14.000 So if, you know, when you wear a cast and you take the cast off and you have your arms all skinny, that's why they're all skinny.

00:58:19.000 They're not getting exercise.

00:58:21.000 But I don't get the wrists.

00:58:24.000 Our guy looks way better than this guy.

00:58:26.000 And every time I ask Crip about it, he's like, I go, why are the wrists like that?

00:58:30.000 He goes, Because I'm gay.

00:58:32.000 And I'm like, Well, why are this guy's wrists way worse than yours?

00:58:35.000 He's like, He's more gay than me.

00:58:36.000 He's really gay.

00:58:37.000 And then I was like, Okay, I get it.

00:58:39.000 You don't want to talk about it.

00:58:39.000 I'll go find, I'll go ask my friend Google.

00:58:41.000 I looked it up, I couldn't find an explanation.

00:58:44.000 And I remember when I was a kid, a lot of boomers had thalidomide because what in the early 60s, I guess, 50s, everyone took thalidomide, pregnant women, and they made these lobster people.

00:58:57.000 And we had a friend who had the lobster arms like this, and his wrists looked exactly like these guys, but his body was fine, and it was because of thalidomide.

00:59:07.000 But like, I don't get how not being able to move a lot makes your wrist bend so bad.

00:59:12.000 Oh, no.

00:59:14.000 It's the same with cerebral palsy.

00:59:17.000 They have the same thing.

00:59:19.000 Don't Google thalidomide babies.

00:59:21.000 Very depressing.

00:59:23.000 You never heard of thalidomide before?

00:59:24.000 I've heard of it.

00:59:25.000 I've never seen it.

00:59:26.000 I've heard plenty of jokes about it.

00:59:29.000 But the truth is not very funny.

00:59:34.000 Let's...

00:59:36.000 So in that newspaper article in the New York Post today, we have, scroll down, we've got their style for you.

00:59:45.000 Whoa.

00:59:47.000 Why in your partnership?

00:59:48.000 Why is it a good place to be?

00:59:50.000 Is she wet?

00:59:51.000 The best part.

00:59:52.000 Oh my God, his feet are so weird.

00:59:55.000 I saw some dampness.

00:59:56.000 The best part about our partnership is the comfort of the body.

01:00:01.000 Let me see where you saw the dampness.

01:00:05.000 Stop.

01:00:06.000 Is that damp or shadow?

01:00:07.000 That's shadow.

01:00:08.000 Okay.

01:00:08.000 Brain wants it.

01:00:09.000 I mean, it could be wetness.

01:00:12.000 I mean, maybe the reason she's attracted him is she's been getting so much attention.

01:00:16.000 I don't think these two are ever not videotaping themselves.

01:00:19.000 Is it a good place to be?

01:00:22.000 The best part about our partnership is he eats pussy like you would not believe.

01:00:29.000 I cannot overstate how little space I need from Shane.

01:00:33.000 Like, that's just so weird to me.

01:00:35.000 I know that our life is and will continue to be hilarious and fun and full of adventure.

01:00:45.000 It better be hilarious or you're out of a job.

01:00:47.000 This is the first time in my life like I'm not a burden because he is wholly there for me and doesn't feel burdened by me.

01:00:59.000 So yeah.

01:01:02.000 Is it beautiful?

01:01:03.000 She does not awesome.

01:01:06.000 I need to start again.

01:01:08.000 You better be charming.

01:01:10.000 That must go back to cave days, right?

01:01:12.000 If you're shaped like that and you're not charming, it's like you're going to get brained with a rock.

01:01:17.000 Be cute.

01:01:19.000 Be endearing.

01:01:20.000 Be charming.

01:01:21.000 Or you're toast.

01:01:22.000 But go back to the beginning.

01:01:23.000 They have a lot of clothes on.

01:01:26.000 They really, it's like you're playing strip poker.

01:01:29.000 No, he had a hat on.

01:01:31.000 Go back to the beginning, beginning.

01:01:33.000 Often people will assume that.

01:01:34.000 Oh, you know what?

01:01:35.000 No, they show like the highlight for the pretty cute watch.

01:01:38.000 Yeah, there we go.

01:01:39.000 And I saw a documentary that one of my favorite actors made about Shane.

01:01:44.000 I think it linked to his blog.

01:01:46.000 I had a popular blog at the time.

01:01:48.000 Oh, pop blog.

01:01:50.000 And I felt like we had a lot in common.

01:01:52.000 And I reached out to him through email, which is a weird thing for me to do.

01:01:58.000 It's so out of character.

01:02:00.000 Out of character for Hannah.

01:02:01.000 Yeah.

01:02:02.000 Who's a very shy preserved?

01:02:04.000 Yeah, she seems really shy.

01:02:06.000 I've never seen a stranger before.

01:02:07.000 I've never seen her on camera before.

01:02:13.000 Like, just go to the top picture while that continues to play.

01:02:16.000 Look how shy she is.

01:02:19.000 Poor girl.

01:02:21.000 She hates attention.

01:02:22.000 Yeah, what would coming out of her shell look like walking around with a butt plug?

01:02:26.000 What's her job?

01:02:28.000 I mean, what's his job?

01:02:29.000 How do they make their money, do you think?

01:02:32.000 IT?

01:02:35.000 Interabled relationship.

01:02:36.000 Of course they have to name it something annoying.

01:02:39.000 Yeah, it needs a name.

01:02:40.000 Instead of just a relationship.

01:02:42.000 All right, let's cut back.

01:02:43.000 Have we already seen the underwear?

01:02:44.000 All right.

01:02:44.000 Yeah, we saw the underwear.

01:02:45.000 We have a million questions.

01:02:48.000 You look like Charlie Kirk.

01:02:50.000 The Democrat Party right now, I don't know if this is a good impression, but you know what I'm going for.

01:02:56.000 Charlie Kirk.

01:02:58.000 Right.

01:02:59.000 Obviously, when we see that, we go, I don't think you can get it up.

01:03:03.000 You're paralyzed from the waist down.

01:03:05.000 That's not true, by the way.

01:03:06.000 But that's where your brain goes.

01:03:08.000 So when most of us see this, and just like I was saying at the beginning of the show, we talk on the show like we talk in bars.

01:03:14.000 And I think about 100% of us see these interableist couples and think of pussy eating, right?

01:03:22.000 Me?

01:03:23.000 Yeah.

01:03:23.000 Right.

01:03:25.000 So I don't have that disease.

01:03:28.000 What is it called?

01:03:28.000 A spinal something?

01:03:32.000 But Crip Daddy does.

01:03:33.000 So let's ask Crip Daddy these embarrassing questions about dating and fucking and sucking when you're severely handicapped.

01:03:46.000 Crip Daddy, are you there, sir?

01:03:48.000 Oh, yeah, I'm here.

01:03:50.000 How you doing?

01:03:52.000 We're here and we're ready to fuck.

01:03:55.000 You know, the way you sort of, you're kink there with your face, it looks like you're smirking at me like you think I'm dumb.

01:04:03.000 I would never think that a day in my life, Gavin.

01:04:06.000 Okay, well, stop doing it.

01:04:08.000 I can't make that promise.

01:04:10.000 It's just who I am.

01:04:12.000 Don't you think a lot of handicapped people are just like not trying hard enough?

01:04:15.000 Like if you...

01:04:19.000 Have you ever tried that?

01:04:22.000 Not yet, but I'm not gay, so I just didn't give any a go.

01:04:29.000 We were just reading about a lovely couple who have been accused of having a bad sex life because one of them, his legs are nunchucks, and he has to sit in a piece of foam.

01:04:41.000 And you're reading it and you're like, I don't know if crippled people deserve love.

01:04:45.000 No.

01:04:46.000 No, they don't.

01:04:47.000 They're an abomination to God's creation, man.

01:04:51.000 And I don't see why they should be treated as equal.

01:04:54.000 You know, in Hispanic countries in Central America, they take it as a sign that God is punishing them.

01:05:00.000 God thinks there's something wrong with them.

01:05:01.000 So they hide the child in the basement or they keep him out of sight because they're so ashamed.

01:05:06.000 And I think they're right.

01:05:08.000 Yeah, that's the way we should have been doing it from day one.

01:05:11.000 We had it right with that.

01:05:12.000 The Spartans had it right.

01:05:14.000 They just threw you off a cliff.

01:05:16.000 Yeah.

01:05:16.000 You'd be fine.

01:05:17.000 That would have been an honorable death.

01:05:19.000 Now, last time you were on the show a long time ago, I made some quip about your sex life and you pointed out that you had a lady friend.

01:05:29.000 Yeah.

01:05:30.000 And you also, a lot of people, it's funny to see you on Twitter when people insult you and call you handicapped and say you're going to die.

01:05:37.000 And you're like, yeah, that's pretty much what's going on.

01:05:42.000 Yeah.

01:05:42.000 I mean, I don't have too much to complain about.

01:05:45.000 My dick is getting wet on a regular basis.

01:05:49.000 I am pretty happy for the most part.

01:05:53.000 And I'm not black.

01:05:54.000 So what's wrong?

01:05:56.000 Yeah.

01:05:56.000 You should have a teacher that says, at least I'm not black.

01:06:00.000 Could have been worse.

01:06:01.000 So, like, you, that guy, and Ricky Berwick all seem like you have normal heads, and then there's twisting going on.

01:06:10.000 Do you all have the same disease?

01:06:12.000 Well, me and this guy do.

01:06:14.000 I know that for a fact because people thought it was funny at one point to like compare me and him, which is weird because I fuck his wife on a daily basis.

01:06:27.000 And she says my dick is way bigger.

01:06:30.000 So what do you have?

01:06:31.000 Spina bifida?

01:06:33.000 I have a spinal muscular atrophy, type two.

01:06:36.000 And he has the exact same thing.

01:06:38.000 Yeah.

01:06:39.000 Type two.

01:06:40.000 So the bone, I know this is boring, especially for you, but just briefly, what is that?

01:06:46.000 The bones, they atrify?

01:06:49.000 Yeah, so basically your brain doesn't tell your body how to move because we just were born lazy.

01:06:56.000 And because of that, your body shrivels up and becomes a potato.

01:07:01.000 Huh.

01:07:02.000 But everything works.

01:07:03.000 Like, can you move your toes right now?

01:07:05.000 Yeah, like, I can move properly for the most part, but just not fully.

01:07:10.000 I see.

01:07:11.000 So if I pricked your toe with a pin, you'd say, ow.

01:07:15.000 Yeah, I'd call you a faggot.

01:07:16.000 Yeah.

01:07:18.000 And what about Ricky Berwick?

01:07:19.000 He seems worse off.

01:07:20.000 His back is like a crumpled up bulldog.

01:07:23.000 Yeah, he's pretty much like the bulldog of humans.

01:07:26.000 Like, they just shouldn't exist.

01:07:28.000 And you don't know why they do, but you kind of find them cute in a weird, gross way.

01:07:34.000 Well, I don't know why, but you guys are both funny.

01:07:38.000 And that dude, Paul, whatever his name is, he reckons himself a funny man.

01:07:42.000 And it's fucking embarrassing.

01:07:44.000 Oh, God, he's so corny.

01:07:46.000 Yeah.

01:07:47.000 Yeah.

01:07:48.000 But, I mean, dude's getting papers, so I guess you got to respect it to a degree, but I don't.

01:07:53.000 Well, his girlfriend's a fucking...

01:07:55.000 His girlfriend's a seven, at least.

01:07:59.000 Oh, yeah.

01:08:01.000 She fucks like an eight, though.

01:08:04.000 Isn't there something unusual about a woman being attracted to someone like you?

01:08:09.000 You know, what's funny is I came across a study on like psychology.com, I think, that was saying that they did, I don't know how they did the research, but they found that women are more attracted to disabled men online than they would be,

01:08:27.000 in retrospect, to like a normal able-bodied dude who's like, you know, kind of insecure and whatever.

01:08:35.000 But they also found that men don't like disabled women.

01:08:40.000 Yeah, that makes perfect sense.

01:08:42.000 Women have that sort of Florence Nightingale tendency where they want to save everyone.

01:08:46.000 I noticed when I watched like 600 Pound Life, the fat pig men always have a reasonable looking wife who's like rolling him out of bed and washing his sores.

01:08:57.000 Yeah, my mom loves watching that show.

01:08:59.000 It's fucking disgusting.

01:09:03.000 Yeah, I saw this girl on the train once here in New York City, and she was short and thin.

01:09:09.000 So she looked exactly like a 12-year-old, maybe even an 11-year-old.

01:09:13.000 And she was working that.

01:09:14.000 She had like pigtails on, a baseball shirt, little short shorts, and then tube socks.

01:09:20.000 And she was with a big burly dude with a beard.

01:09:22.000 And I was looking at them going, I want her to find love, right?

01:09:26.000 I want her to be happy.

01:09:27.000 But that guy that wants to fuck her, I'm kind of skeeved out by.

01:09:32.000 No offense.

01:09:33.000 I mean, you don't need to call me out like this.

01:09:35.000 I know that I looked different back then, but I mean, she's like, good dick, dude.

01:09:40.000 I can't help it.

01:09:41.000 Good point.

01:09:43.000 How exactly do you fuck?

01:09:44.000 Does she sit on your penis?

01:09:46.000 Yeah, my penis, my face.

01:09:48.000 It's a good time.

01:09:50.000 And are you in a chair or are you on the bed?

01:09:52.000 I'll be wherever.

01:09:54.000 Man.

01:09:55.000 I've fooled around some places.

01:09:58.000 So everything works.

01:09:59.000 It just doesn't work as well as you would like.

01:10:01.000 I mean, the penis, all a penis has to do is get erect.

01:10:05.000 Yeah, that's all that needs to do.

01:10:06.000 And how did you meet your girlfriend?

01:10:09.000 Tinder.

01:10:10.000 Hmm.

01:10:11.000 Yeah.

01:10:12.000 Tinder is a hard place to be for a dude in general, I feel, but like, it's even harder when you have to put out there, like, yeah, this, you know, I don't wonk, but like, I fuck.

01:10:26.000 I can do that.

01:10:29.000 So when a girl contacts you and she's like, hi, you're cute.

01:10:32.000 I want to sit on your dick in your face while you lie there in a crumpled heap.

01:10:37.000 I had to pull the funny card.

01:10:39.000 You what?

01:10:40.000 You have to do the funny shit.

01:10:42.000 That's what I rely on.

01:10:44.000 So I can't just, you know, fucking swoon people with good looks.

01:10:48.000 I have to be funny.

01:10:50.000 Right.

01:10:50.000 You have to be funny.

01:10:51.000 It's do or die.

01:10:53.000 That's pretty much when people are like, oh, what made you want to be a comedian?

01:10:57.000 They're like, what made you want to be funny?

01:10:59.000 It was a survival.

01:11:00.000 I wanted to fuck.

01:11:01.000 I wanted to get pussy.

01:11:03.000 I wanted to touch a tit.

01:11:04.000 That's why you're almost like a guy on stage, you know, in World War II, and they're like, be funny, Jew, or we will kill you.

01:11:13.000 Yeah, no, that was it.

01:11:14.000 That was my life.

01:11:15.000 So when a girl says, yes, I'd love to fuck you and all that stuff, aren't you sort of like, well, that's great.

01:11:21.000 I'll take it, but you're kind of weird to want to fuck me.

01:11:25.000 Yeah, no, I call them out every time.

01:11:27.000 I'm like, you're fucking gross.

01:11:29.000 You know that?

01:11:29.000 Yeah.

01:11:30.000 Like, you could have fucked any normal dude, and you chose me.

01:11:34.000 What's wrong with you?

01:11:35.000 It's like that TLC show where this girl had cancer and her pituitary gland got fucked up by the chemo.

01:11:41.000 So she's a 22-year-old adult that looks exactly like an eight-year-old.

01:11:45.000 She wants to find a guy, but then when she finds a guy, she's like, ew, you want to fuck me, you pervert?

01:11:50.000 Yeah.

01:11:51.000 No, that's weird.

01:11:52.000 That's rightfully so to call him out.

01:11:53.000 And like, you know, what's even weirder is I get those people that are like, do you date disabled people?

01:12:01.000 Like, do you do that?

01:12:02.000 And that's weird because gross.

01:12:06.000 Fucking, I would never date a disabled person in my life.

01:12:09.000 That's fucking disgusting.

01:12:10.000 Yeah, We Man from Jackass, he feels the same way.

01:12:13.000 He thinks midgets are gross and he's only attracted to normal women.

01:12:17.000 The way it should be, the way God intended.

01:12:19.000 You know what you should do?

01:12:20.000 You should start a feud with that guy.

01:12:23.000 You should call him...

01:12:24.000 What's his name?

01:12:25.000 Paul something?

01:12:26.000 You should say he's a faker and he bends his wrists on purpose.

01:12:31.000 Fuck him.

01:12:32.000 And you should challenge him to a fight of a celebrity boxing match for charity.

01:12:37.000 Yeah, I agree with that.

01:12:39.000 That's a good idea.

01:12:40.000 Yeah.

01:12:40.000 You and Ricky versus him.

01:12:43.000 I don't mean in the fight.

01:12:44.000 I mean like online social media.

01:12:45.000 Just start shit.

01:12:46.000 It'll be funny.

01:12:48.000 And then I'll show up and I'll try to broker the deal.

01:12:50.000 I'll be like, guys, guys, guys, you have the same handicap.

01:12:54.000 Stop this insanity.

01:12:55.000 You should be friends.

01:12:57.000 And I'll try to like arrange a sit-down.

01:13:00.000 He'll probably take it seriously.

01:13:01.000 So we don't have to coach him.

01:13:02.000 But you'll both be like, I'm not talking that motherfucker.

01:13:06.000 No, I agree.

01:13:08.000 I think that's the fight of the century.

01:13:10.000 Move over Mike Dyson and shit.

01:13:12.000 Didn't they do this already, though?

01:13:14.000 I think it's called Battle Bots.

01:13:16.000 Battle Bots.

01:13:17.000 Okay, so starting today, Paul, what's his name and Crip Daddy are in a feud?

01:13:22.000 Yes, absolutely.

01:13:24.000 Awesome.

01:13:25.000 All right, man.

01:13:25.000 Thanks for schooling us on the ways of the handicapped, and I hope you have a good weekend.

01:13:31.000 Any day.

01:13:31.000 I'm here.

01:13:32.000 Hey, wait, last question.

01:13:34.000 Do you drink booze?

01:13:35.000 Oh, yeah.

01:13:36.000 I have a problem.

01:13:38.000 Yeah.

01:13:38.000 Great.

01:13:39.000 All right, man.

01:13:39.000 Thanks a lot.

01:13:40.000 Later, dude.

01:13:47.000 Shane Burkaw, that's the guy's name.

01:13:49.000 Not Paul.

01:13:50.000 Shane Burkaw.

01:13:51.000 You would think that they wouldn't have a grudge with each other?

01:13:54.000 Like, you know, when you're in a PT cruiser and you see another P2 cruiser, you kind of like wave.

01:13:59.000 And you have this brotherhood where it's like, we both got the same friendship.

01:14:02.000 That's why I want them to get together and be friends.

01:14:04.000 You want them to be friends?

01:14:05.000 I want to end the feud with Shane and Crip.

01:14:08.000 Oh, so with a fight.

01:14:10.000 But I don't think it has to come to that.

01:14:13.000 It would be cool to see Mud Wrestling.

01:14:15.000 But I think I want to sit them down right here in the studio.

01:14:19.000 I don't think there's any other option as far as arranging that.

01:14:24.000 Take them out of their chairs, put them down.

01:14:26.000 Both wearing track suits with Birkenstock.

01:14:29.000 That sounds cool.

01:14:31.000 Yeah, I want them to work it out.

01:14:33.000 That's going to be my role in this feud is please stop fighting.

01:14:39.000 But if you notice, there's a theme here where the handicapped people are trying to be BIPOC.

01:14:45.000 In fact, the Russian girl we had on earlier, the shit at the fan with her N-word posts and all that, she said, I think it's funny how other people can complain about this, but I'm part of a minority too.

01:15:00.000 I'm handicapped.

01:15:01.000 You can't make fun of the handicapped.

01:15:06.000 Or can you?

01:15:10.000 So yeah, let's jump to the mailbag.

01:15:14.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.

01:15:19.000 Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.

01:15:25.000 Let me touch it.

01:15:33.000 I wanted to eat a sandwich today that was in the fridge, and I said, I'm going to grab this.

01:15:39.000 And my wife goes, oh, that's for our daughter's lunch.

01:15:42.000 And I go, all right.

01:15:44.000 Two days later, the fucking sandwich is still there.

01:15:48.000 And it gets worse.

01:15:49.000 So I just texted them both.

01:15:51.000 Because my daughter was at school, and my wife was at yoga or whatever she fucking does all day.

01:15:56.000 And I just texted a picture, I go, I'm eating this.

01:15:59.000 And then guess what happened?

01:16:01.000 I lost it.

01:16:03.000 I put it in the car.

01:16:05.000 I parked.

01:16:06.000 I just went back to the car.

01:16:07.000 It's not in the car.

01:16:08.000 It's gone.

01:16:12.000 That seems weird.

01:16:13.000 I haven't had lunch today.

01:16:17.000 Sorry to bore you with that, but it's important I get it out of the way because I just saw a picture of it on my desktop.

01:16:23.000 Now, is this a grouper sandwich?

01:16:24.000 Because this sounds fishy.

01:16:27.000 I love puns.

01:16:29.000 Me too.

01:16:34.000 Zimpa-ba-doo.

01:16:37.000 Here's one from Will.

01:16:41.000 Dear Gavin and not Asian fag.

01:16:44.000 Wow, that's crazy.

01:16:46.000 That's nice.

01:16:47.000 I am watching the censored interview with Jack Murphy, and you just brought up his divorce.

01:16:51.000 He seems like a good guy, and he clearly has a lot of good accomplishments, but the guy sounded like a total fag when he said, it was just time for me to go.

01:17:00.000 And when he said, getting a divorce was one of the worst things that ever happened to me, but also one of the best things that ever happened to me.

01:17:05.000 You can make a funny drop of him.

01:17:06.000 Oh, okay, that's not the letter I thought it was.

01:17:08.000 There was another letter where someone goes, is it possible that Jack Murphy, this shit hit the fan with his whole identity because he was on your show?

01:17:23.000 Now, that sounds paranoid, but it's happened.

01:17:26.000 I think Alex Jones was booted off Facebook after he had me on.

01:17:29.000 I think Laura Loomer lost her Facebook and her Twitter after we did an interview together.

01:17:35.000 It's possible.

01:17:37.000 So, because the letter pointed out that Jack Murphy was, that porn footage and that cuck article were ancient news, and it was available to everyone forever.

01:17:49.000 And he did make it worse by telling Sidney to go fuck herself or whatever.

01:17:54.000 But they really came after him after he was on my show.

01:18:00.000 I'm going to put it at 50-50 chance that it's my fault.

01:18:04.000 He was destroyed.

01:18:10.000 Here's a kind of a long one.

01:18:12.000 Hey, Gavin, I've been dealing with a woman at my job.

01:18:13.000 She's a manager over all male employees.

01:18:15.000 I'm also a manager after recent promotions.

01:18:17.000 Since I became a manager, I've had to work around her more often.

01:18:20.000 She started being manipulative in different ways, forgetting to have me sign things so I have to keep coming into her office.

01:18:25.000 And I've noticed that she treats employees differently based on how much they kiss her ass, which I'm not going to do.

01:18:31.000 Yeah, that's the thing.

01:18:32.000 Like, women and millennials, they like the workplace to be nice.

01:18:38.000 And I'm not a nice guy to work with.

01:18:41.000 Nor was my dad.

01:18:42.000 My dad's your best friend at the pub, including with the people he works with.

01:18:46.000 But at work, we got to get this shit done.

01:18:48.000 So I don't want my ass kissed.

01:18:50.000 I'm not going to kiss your ass.

01:18:51.000 I don't want compliments.

01:18:52.000 We're not friends.

01:18:53.000 This isn't a family.

01:18:54.000 We're like digging a trench.

01:18:56.000 Let's go.

01:18:58.000 And that's dying.

01:18:59.000 And that's bad because that's how shit gets done.

01:19:02.000 With jokes.

01:19:03.000 By the way, I say joke because that's how my youngest boy would say it before he could figure out how ours go.

01:19:12.000 If you don't follow around like her little pet, she'll put in a word to have you fired.

01:19:16.000 I'm happily married with four kids.

01:19:17.000 I have no desire to ruin that.

01:19:18.000 I've been tiptoeing around the situation.

01:19:20.000 I started to cut back the amount of time I'm alone with her once I noticed she seemed to be interested in me.

01:19:24.000 I file papers when she's at lunch and come in before she gets there every day.

01:19:28.000 Now she's been stalking my wife's social media accounts, liking pictures of me from six years ago, and then going back and unliking them over and over.

01:19:37.000 Okay, sir, you need to document that.

01:19:41.000 You need screen grabs of all of that so you have a legal case in case you get fired.

01:19:48.000 My wife is nothing but nice to her, but she does not return the kindness.

01:19:51.000 She does not interact with my wife's social media other than the liking and unliking at 3 a.m., but tries to use it as a conversation starter to try and get me to talk to her.

01:20:01.000 You're being sexually harassed, my friend.

01:20:05.000 She's 10 years older than me and is in a relationship herself.

01:20:07.000 She doesn't have kids.

01:20:08.000 I feel she's trying to drive a wedge into my marriage.

01:20:10.000 I cannot report her to HR as she is the highest rank under the owner and he's smitten by her.

01:20:15.000 How would you approach a situation?

01:20:17.000 So, first I would document everything and have a whole file called Crazy Bitch.

01:20:23.000 And I'd also be looking for another job.

01:20:26.000 In the old days, you could go to a guy, say, this psycho is stalking me.

01:20:31.000 And they go, all right, we'll look into it.

01:20:32.000 Sorry to hear that.

01:20:34.000 But with this fucking boss being spent with her, it could blow up in your face.

01:20:39.000 So your days are numbered there, no matter how it goes.

01:20:41.000 Even if you fucked her, she'd maybe talk about divorce and you didn't divorce.

01:20:48.000 Like, there's no way you can save this.

01:20:50.000 She's psycho.

01:20:51.000 Even if you both got divorced and then you fucked her, she'd be like, this isn't what I thought it would be.

01:20:58.000 I feel like you took advantage of me.

01:21:00.000 Yeah, you sexually assaulted me when I blew you.

01:21:04.000 Well, you pushed down.

01:21:06.000 So I would start looking for another job and document everything like crazy.

01:21:10.000 I'd also try to befriend the one who's smitten with her.

01:21:15.000 Maybe you can grab a beer with him or something or talk to him, not about this, but about a project.

01:21:22.000 And then when the shit hits the fan, you go, Eddie, you know me.

01:21:26.000 This woman is nuts.

01:21:29.000 Also, you could try to play Matchmaker.

01:21:31.000 Try to get them together.

01:21:32.000 He's got the question on her.

01:21:34.000 She doesn't know, you know, and then you defer to him.

01:21:37.000 You say, what about him?

01:21:38.000 He's nice.

01:21:39.000 He's lovely.

01:21:39.000 He likes you.

01:21:41.000 Thanks, Herschel.

01:21:43.000 You're welcome.

01:21:44.000 Hey, Gavin and Ryan, enjoying these pictures from January's worldwide rally for freedom in Toronto.

01:21:50.000 No other baby monsters in sight, but lots of people wanted pictures with my sign, which is just a censored.tv t-shirt on a stick, which is a great idea, by the way.

01:22:00.000 You get an XL t-shirt and you just wrap it around a placard, and now you have a really well-done sign.

01:22:16.000 You can shove your vaccine mandates up your ass.

01:22:18.000 Now have a look at this girl who is a fucking smoke show.

01:22:23.000 And I'm impressed with her Gucci hat.

01:22:26.000 You don't usually have Torontonians so stylish.

01:22:29.000 Get fired.

01:22:30.000 There it is.

01:22:31.000 The sheep wearing a mask.

01:22:34.000 Canada is fully redeemed as far as I'm concerned.

01:22:39.000 Wow.

01:22:41.000 They elected Justin Trudeau twice.

01:22:43.000 I was very worried about them.

01:22:44.000 But the way they're handling this COVID shit is an inspiration.

01:22:48.000 Yeah.

01:22:49.000 It's fucking great.

01:22:50.000 It really is cool.

01:22:51.000 I think they're handling it better than New Yorkers, Torontonians.

01:22:54.000 This convoy.

01:22:55.000 Actually, let's get to the final video.

01:22:58.000 All right.

01:23:16.000 Speaking of Canada kicking ass and taking names, how inspiring is this?

01:23:21.000 Now, this is a video you can look up yourself.

01:23:24.000 The beauty of it is look anywhere in the video.

01:23:27.000 Drop the needle anywhere on the record.

01:23:29.000 It's fucking amazing.

01:23:32.000 Look at the people, the support here.

01:23:34.000 And this is what we have to remember, not just about Canada, but about the West in general.

01:23:39.000 When you hear these shrill lunatics, when you see the videos like we saw today of these polyamorous couples pretending they're normal, or you hear about everyone being racist and people getting canceled, and you think the world has lost its mind, we're under the tyranny of a shrill minority of lunatic leftists.

01:23:59.000 This includes politicians, professors, pundits, the police's boss, academia in general, not just professors, the media.

01:24:11.000 All of these people are all insane.

01:24:13.000 They haven't experienced life.

01:24:15.000 They don't talk to other people.

01:24:16.000 They don't get out much.

01:24:17.000 They just sit at their computers.

01:24:18.000 They're tattletale journalists.

01:24:20.000 They're publicists.

01:24:22.000 They're not formally publicists, but they're doing the job of a publicist for the radical left.

01:24:27.000 So they have the talking stick, but that doesn't mean they represent the rest of the country.

01:24:35.000 We are the majority and we have to remember that.

01:24:39.000 I know we're living in clown world, but if you actually go out there and talk to people, you'll be surprised how many sane Americans and Canadians and Brits and Australians there are out there.

01:24:50.000 It's just that the ones with the talking stick are lying about where we are.

01:24:54.000 This is who we are.

01:24:56.000 Standing up to tyranny.

01:24:58.000 This convoy is going, like if you drive across Canada, when you're in Ontario, it takes like two days to get past Ontario.

01:25:07.000 And right now this convoy is covering all of Ontario.

01:25:10.000 The front of it is in Ontario.

01:25:12.000 The back of it is in Manitoba.

01:25:15.000 Like it's miles upon miles long and it's getting nothing but support.

01:25:21.000 This is amazing.

01:25:22.000 We are fighting back.

01:25:25.000 So have a good weekend.

01:25:26.000 Feel inspired.

01:25:28.000 Know that there is hope out there.

01:25:30.000 Despite the lunatics running the asylum, the rest of us that aren't even in the asylum have had enough of this bullshit.

01:25:36.000 We're mad as hell and we're not going to take it anymore.

01:25:40.000 So get fired.

01:25:41.000 Get in trouble.

01:25:41.000 Be brave and never stop fighting.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - January 28, 2022

S04E81 - ENJOY YOUR FANTASIES

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