Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S4E102

00:00:44.000 That was Cold Play and their big hit.

00:00:48.000 What the fuck was that song?

00:00:50.000 Clocks.

00:00:52.000 You can become a pop star, but you have to sell your soul to the devil.

00:00:55.000 And the devil makes you pay him back by making you play the same fucking song every night for the rest of your life.

00:01:02.000 Can you imagine the tedium of being in Cold Play?

00:01:06.000 You know they're waiting for that and the other one, Yellow.

00:01:10.000 It's all yellow.

00:01:12.000 Hey, Vandana Dee, and it was all yellow.

00:01:17.000 Yeah, we love when you sing this song.

00:01:19.000 Do it again and again and again for decades until you die of old age.

00:01:24.000 See Phil Collins recently in a wheelchair.

00:01:28.000 I can feel it coming here tonight.

00:01:32.000 Can I just die, please?

00:01:35.000 The reason I chose that song is because I was microaggressed today at the gym.

00:01:41.000 Racist.

00:01:42.000 A black man came up to me who I know very well.

00:01:47.000 And now the thing about microaggressions is people don't realize they're doing them, so I'm not saying this was malicious, but as a white person, it was offensive.

00:01:54.000 He said, hey, Gavin.

00:01:57.000 And I thought, oh, good, a black person likes me.

00:01:59.000 We can talk.

00:02:00.000 I want to see Coldplay live.

00:02:05.000 We don't all know each other, okay?

00:02:06.000 I cannot get you cold play tickets.

00:02:10.000 Just because you see a white man doesn't mean we know the guy who decoupled fucking Gwyneth Paltrow.

00:02:17.000 All right?

00:02:18.000 And he had no idea how hateful he was being.

00:02:24.000 And it got worse.

00:02:26.000 Do you want to know what he said next?

00:02:28.000 Yeah.

00:02:29.000 He said, I like, you know, when that nigga's like, on the piano and shit.

00:02:39.000 Ooh, that's a hate crime right there, bro.

00:02:44.000 Fucking burned.

00:02:45.000 And you know what I did, like a pussy?

00:02:47.000 I just went like this.

00:02:49.000 Yeah.

00:02:52.000 Thank God the bell rang and I could get back to punching a large bag of rags.

00:02:55.000 I think that's what's in heavy bags, like old clothes.

00:03:00.000 It's not sand.

00:03:01.000 The sand ones are just like hitting a rocket.

00:03:02.000 They're horrible.

00:03:03.000 Should we get a boxing, I mean a heavy bag in here?

00:03:08.000 Yeah.

00:03:09.000 We need like one of those that come with the frame because I don't think the ceiling would support it.

00:03:14.000 It would just start swinging like crazy.

00:03:16.000 I remember Crowder had one in his office.

00:03:18.000 He's like, you want to hit it with me?

00:03:19.000 I was like, no.

00:03:20.000 Your office is 10 by 10, dude.

00:03:23.000 That's like boxing in a bathroom with someone.

00:03:28.000 Withstand.

00:03:28.000 So that was horrible.

00:03:30.000 And I would liken it to when a black person is, you know, in an area that doesn't have a lot of black people and white people like touch his or her hair.

00:03:42.000 Yeah, those things.

00:03:43.000 Not that expensive.

00:03:44.000 The problem is the bag is 25% of the price empty.

00:03:50.000 And you think, good, I'll just get it empty and I'll fill it.

00:03:52.000 It's kind of a cunt to fill those things.

00:03:54.000 And it's hard to get the exact right kind of consistency.

00:03:57.000 Even at the gym, there's certain bags that I like and certain bags I don't.

00:04:03.000 You have bag preference.

00:04:04.000 It can be too soft.

00:04:04.000 It's like Goldilocks.

00:04:07.000 Gotta get sand.

00:04:08.000 Too soft, too hard.

00:04:11.000 Halfway with sand.

00:04:12.000 Wait, what does that say?

00:04:13.000 Halfway with sand, six pounds.

00:04:17.000 What does that want us to do?

00:04:22.000 Work the fabric into the gaps or pockets that form to fill the space.

00:04:26.000 After the first six inches, add a sandbag to the center.

00:04:30.000 We've used this.

00:04:32.000 Oh, shit.

00:04:33.000 Let's get...

00:04:33.000 Let's eat that shit.

00:04:35.000 Okay.

00:04:35.000 Well, let's...

00:04:36.000 This is kind of a stretch, but you should, yes.

00:04:39.000 I'm going to suck off a piece of shit to start the show.

00:04:42.000 I promised you this.

00:04:46.000 It was...

00:04:47.000 I finally tracked it down what was going to happen.

00:04:53.000 I said the freezer.

00:04:54.000 You can use their freezer.

00:04:56.000 But I had agreed, probably when I was drunk, that if you donate $100 to the live chat for Max and John, I will suck off a piece of shit.

00:05:07.000 People called me on it and said, you be a man of your word.

00:05:10.000 You promised you were going to blow a piece of shit.

00:05:12.000 And I said, it's hard to get a piece of shit.

00:05:16.000 And then I drank whiskey on Sunday because I don't have to do Lent on Sundays.

00:05:24.000 That made me dehydrated and I finally had a solid piece of poo, which I don't usually get.

00:05:28.000 It's usually explosive diarrhea.

00:05:30.000 So I picked it up out of the bowl.

00:05:33.000 Is this from my house, this saran wrap?

00:05:36.000 Yes.

00:05:37.000 Wait.

00:05:38.000 Okay.

00:05:40.000 I just want to let you know the condoms that I got were ultra thin, so that way you could, quote, feel everything.

00:05:48.000 Where'd you get the ice?

00:05:50.000 From a freezer.

00:05:52.000 Why did you use up so much fucking of my saran wrap?

00:05:57.000 Well, there was no more Ziploc bags.

00:06:00.000 Just take it in the bag.

00:06:02.000 All right, so I froze this piece of poop.

00:06:04.000 When I went to pick it up...

00:06:07.000 Do you want gloves?

00:06:10.000 Yeah, do you have gloves?

00:06:12.000 Did you just offer me gloves without knowing if you had gloves?

00:06:15.000 I'm pretty sure we did.

00:06:17.000 It didn't occur to me that the smell would bother me so much.

00:06:20.000 I went to pick it up and it broke.

00:06:24.000 I haven't touched a piece of poo since high school.

00:06:27.000 And they don't really stick to their guns.

00:06:32.000 So I guess I'm going to put it in a it's frozen.

00:06:34.000 I put it in the freezer.

00:06:36.000 My wife's away.

00:06:38.000 And so she didn't see that I have a frozen piece of shit.

00:06:42.000 I also didn't want to be caught with condoms in the house.

00:06:47.000 I don't want my kids seeing these.

00:06:50.000 Is dad having an affair?

00:06:52.000 So I'm just going to put this in a condom.

00:06:55.000 Ryan, we don't have gloves.

00:06:56.000 Stop.

00:06:59.000 Don't offer someone something when you don't know if it's there.

00:07:02.000 I can't have the gloves for the written house thing.

00:07:07.000 I'll just use this.

00:07:08.000 For a written house LARP.

00:07:14.000 Alright.

00:07:15.000 Here we go, folks.

00:07:21.000 I would fast forward if you're eating and you don't want to enjoy this.

00:07:25.000 I'm not going to enjoy it, but I'm a man of my word, so here we go.

00:07:29.000 Hold my breath.

00:07:37.000 You want some sort of music?

00:07:40.000 Yeah, baby.

00:07:41.000 Cold plate.

00:07:42.000 Okay.

00:07:49.000 So it stayed frozen pretty good?

00:07:51.000 Yep.

00:08:00.000 You crazy for this one?

00:08:03.000 Okay.

00:08:22.000 That was unpleasant.

00:08:23.000 That seemed bad.

00:08:26.000 Life, you know, has its unpleasant things.

00:08:30.000 But you have to be a man of your turd.

00:08:32.000 Boy, are the cleaning lady is going to be confused when they see this.

00:08:37.000 Oh, my God.

00:08:39.000 Dude, they already hate me, I'm sure, because I have piss bottles from the live shows and they just didn't throw them out because they're like, that's piss.

00:08:50.000 I'm not going to touch you.

00:08:52.000 That lube has got a kind of a grainy sandiness to it.

00:08:58.000 All right.

00:09:00.000 Let's start the show.

00:09:02.000 Shall we?

00:09:03.000 Yes.

00:09:03.000 We ready to rock?

00:09:04.000 I believe we're rock ready.

00:09:06.000 Let's fucking do it, man.

00:09:07.000 I've already sucked off a piece of shit.

00:09:09.000 How much worse could this show get?

00:09:12.000 Not much worse.

00:09:13.000 We're even now, by the way.

00:09:15.000 Yes.

00:09:16.000 Right?

00:09:17.000 I think this goes forward for any further bets, too.

00:09:20.000 Condoms.

00:09:21.000 Condoms are for fags, literally.

00:09:23.000 Correct.

00:09:36.000 Ezra Levant once said, going to Great Britain is like getting in a dystopian time machine where I get to see what we're going to be like in five years.

00:09:46.000 And we're going to suck, apparently, because get this.

00:09:51.000 The guy's in Cancun.

00:09:52.000 He can't come to America.

00:09:55.000 Last time he was here, he was held at the airport and he did something I would not recommend.

00:10:01.000 He said, fuck this, and ran.

00:10:05.000 He ran out of the airport from like the holding area.

00:10:09.000 Proud boys will be familiar with this area.

00:10:11.000 It's what they make you stay in.

00:10:15.000 So he's banned from America forever, but obviously he's a free man.

00:10:18.000 He's done his time.

00:10:20.000 He did his time twice for the same crime.

00:10:23.000 That's a new one.

00:10:24.000 A contempt of court.

00:10:25.000 The previous most severe punishment for contempt of court in Britain was a $1,000 fine, which the guy didn't even pay.

00:10:33.000 He did two solitary prison terms where they tried to kill him and the authorities put him in with Somalians who were going to kill him.

00:10:40.000 Luckily, Tommy can fight and he beat the shit out of them.

00:10:43.000 They threw boiling water at him, which he geeked out and then got him with some good body shots.

00:10:48.000 Did it twice.

00:10:51.000 They tried to poison his food so he only eat from the canteen.

00:10:54.000 So he only had tuna and a bag of chips every day.

00:10:56.000 He lost 40 pounds.

00:10:57.000 Remember how gaunt he was when he got out?

00:11:00.000 I said, how you doing?

00:11:02.000 And like two days later, I go, you putting the weight back on?

00:11:04.000 He goes, my, I could look at McDonald's and I gained 10 pounds.

00:11:10.000 So he should be a free man, right?

00:11:12.000 Goes to Cancun.

00:11:14.000 He's relaxing.

00:11:14.000 If you recall, the last time he vacationed in Britain, a Pakistani pedophile touched his daughter.

00:11:21.000 Oh my God, he looks like shit there.

00:11:24.000 Look at that.

00:11:25.000 A Pakistani pedophile touched his daughter.

00:11:28.000 The police came and arrested Tommy Robinson, the girl's father.

00:11:34.000 Had he beat the shit out of the pachyderm, which he should have.

00:11:37.000 Nope.

00:11:38.000 He was just being rambunctious.

00:11:40.000 They let the pedophile go and they accosted Tommy Robinson.

00:11:45.000 That pedophile's lucky he's alive.

00:11:48.000 Anyway, this just happened like this weekend.

00:11:52.000 So Tommy's down there with his family.

00:11:54.000 The British government calls the Mexican authorities and says this person is a national threat.

00:12:03.000 You need to deport him.

00:12:05.000 He needs to be extradited from Mexico.

00:12:07.000 Bring him back here.

00:12:08.000 Your country is in danger.

00:12:11.000 He's probably there recruiting new revolutionaries to overthrow Mexico.

00:12:17.000 And of course, Tommy's focus these days is rape.

00:12:20.000 And the government doesn't like that.

00:12:23.000 Why, Gavin?

00:12:25.000 Why would they like rape?

00:12:26.000 They want children to get groomed and molested and fucked?

00:12:31.000 No, not necessarily, but they don't like you drawing attention to that.

00:12:36.000 You see, Tony Blair and other prime ministers and politicians, but Tony was the big guy, opened the floodgates to Muslim immigration very recently, and he permanently changed Britain.

00:12:52.000 It was a fuck you to working class Britain.

00:12:54.000 And I honestly believe that a big bone of contention that the middle classes Have with the working class is that the middle class tried to get involved in soccer.

00:13:04.000 This is a crazy theory, hang on to your hats.

00:13:07.000 And the British working class said, No, fuck you, you don't belong here, and didn't make them feel welcome.

00:13:14.000 In the 60s and early 70s, soccer was a working class thing.

00:13:19.000 The middle class didn't go to soccer matches, it was a blue-collar thing.

00:13:22.000 You know, Tottenham and Manu.

00:13:26.000 And, you know, you got the Sham 69 and always forever blowing bubbles.

00:13:32.000 And y-do!

00:13:33.000 It was a working-class thing, and that's when they all got together.

00:13:37.000 And then it became kind of mainstream in the 80s and 90s, and they said, we want to come.

00:13:42.000 And the British working class said, fuck you, Tough.

00:13:45.000 There's obviously a lot of class tension there.

00:13:48.000 And the middle class went, right, I'm going to fuck you over, you racist piece of shit.

00:13:53.000 And they made soccer woke and you take a knee, Black Lives Matter, flags.

00:13:57.000 And I believe that was part of the animosity where Tony Blair said, when I'm prime minister, I really want to fuck those yobos.

00:14:05.000 So as Nigel Farage says, he imported millions of Muslims to rub our noses in it.

00:14:12.000 That was Farage's quote.

00:14:13.000 Rub the working class's nose in diversity.

00:14:16.000 And they did.

00:14:17.000 Good.

00:14:18.000 Problem solved.

00:14:19.000 Fuck you for not letting me enjoy soccer with you.

00:14:22.000 But they ended up importing a bunch of inbred Pakistani rapists who see white women as human garbage.

00:14:32.000 And where pedophilia is semi-tolerated over there, they decided to bring that across the ocean.

00:14:42.000 And they have a major rape problem.

00:14:44.000 So when Tommy exposes the rape problem in Britain, he's exposing labor and the British government's malfeasance.

00:14:54.000 And that's embarrassing.

00:14:55.000 That's really all of this comes down to.

00:14:57.000 Tommy's spotlighting child grooming gangs in Britain.

00:15:02.000 The government could give a fuck at the racist implications.

00:15:05.000 That's not what this is about.

00:15:06.000 It's just that their incompetence is being spotlighted.

00:15:10.000 And that's embarrassing to them.

00:15:11.000 So they've just decided to torture him for the rest of his life.

00:15:14.000 They throw him to jail, in jail twice for the same crime.

00:15:16.000 And they had him fucking extradited.

00:15:21.000 His family's still in Cancun right now.

00:15:24.000 He was lifted off the beach and brought to the airport where he was put on a flight and sent home.

00:15:32.000 And then when he gets home, the cops in Manchester start roughing him up, rip his shirt, shove him around.

00:15:39.000 There's a little clip of it coming up.

00:15:48.000 That's the cop.

00:15:52.000 What?

00:15:53.000 And don't sleep on this.

00:15:56.000 This is where we are headed.

00:15:57.000 This is going to happen to Nick Fuentes.

00:15:59.000 I promise you.

00:15:59.000 Nick Fuentes is going to be somewhere on vacation and he's going to be picked up by the authorities and sent back.

00:16:05.000 Actually, he can't go to Mexico.

00:16:07.000 He's on a no-fly list.

00:16:09.000 First, it's Tommy, then it's Nick, then it's me, then it's you.

00:16:26.000 His kids aren't there to see that.

00:16:27.000 They're back in Mexico.

00:16:40.000 What are you fucking about?

00:16:55.000 Just throw him in a room.

00:17:05.000 That's that Mencurian accent.

00:17:09.000 Well, that's weird.

00:17:22.000 Anyway, jump ahead.

00:17:24.000 So he doesn't end up getting arrested.

00:17:26.000 He just resists arrest.

00:17:27.000 And they say, fine.

00:17:29.000 I don't recommend you try that.

00:17:30.000 It doesn't usually work.

00:17:36.000 That's not what I'm more annoyed about.

00:17:37.000 So I've just landed at Manchester Edwards after being deported from Cancun.

00:17:41.000 You can tell he hasn't slept.

00:17:52.000 They can stop me going to Mexico and my three children.

00:17:56.000 They are not just inflicting their persecution, state-sponsored persecution on me, but time and time again now, in front of my kids.

00:18:06.000 If you could read...

00:18:08.000 All right, you get it.

00:18:08.000 Don't get upset for me.

00:18:11.000 So we cry when Mexicans are separated from their children at the border.

00:18:15.000 Mexicans who are illegal.

00:18:18.000 These are people, by the way, who are child trafficking, who are raping kids.

00:18:22.000 Remember when Trump said they're bringing rapists?

00:18:24.000 They are.

00:18:26.000 I think 86% of the women who cross the border get raped.

00:18:29.000 In fact, it's a rite of passage.

00:18:31.000 They take birth control.

00:18:32.000 And they rape children, too.

00:18:34.000 They rape 12-year-old girls.

00:18:35.000 The age of consent in Mexico is 12, by the by.

00:18:39.000 So we panic.

00:18:41.000 We pretend that they're actually families.

00:18:42.000 They're not.

00:18:43.000 They're using the kids as tools, pretending to be a family.

00:18:46.000 Yet, if a patriot goes to Mexico, he can be separated from his family.

00:18:54.000 Pretty fucking amazing.

00:18:57.000 Let's run with that and do the war on kids.

00:19:01.000 Hello, fam!

00:19:02.000 I had a text page upgrade.

00:19:04.000 Who wants to pound my bag?

00:19:06.000 We're living in an ageism era where children are seen as human garbage.

00:19:11.000 Regulations to indoctrinate American school children with poisonous and divisive left-wing doctrines.

00:19:23.000 So, if you're not already mad enough from the Tommy Robinson shit, and by the way, that's torturing His children.

00:19:31.000 You're sitting on the beach with your dad.

00:19:33.000 You're finally away from that bullshit in Britain.

00:19:36.000 And, you know, I've spoken to him about his kids.

00:19:38.000 His kids are not fully jazzed with this.

00:19:41.000 They're little kids.

00:19:42.000 So they're not like, Dad, I understand that you have to fight for what's right.

00:19:46.000 And you went to prison because you're trying to save the children of this country.

00:19:49.000 You're trying to save this country.

00:19:50.000 I appreciate that because I can see the long-term fortitude of what you're doing.

00:19:54.000 His kids are my kids' age.

00:19:56.000 They're little.

00:19:57.000 So they're just like, dad does a thing and keeps getting into trouble and it keeps getting worse.

00:20:03.000 So there's that.

00:20:04.000 And then they finally go to Mexico.

00:20:07.000 They can relax.

00:20:07.000 They're off the grid.

00:20:09.000 They're out.

00:20:10.000 They're nowhere near Britain.

00:20:11.000 Then Britain has him removed.

00:20:13.000 Anyway, speaking of the war on kids, Taylor Lorenz, a fucking cunt, who I hate, yet another one of these childless hags who has devoted her life to chasing around dads.

00:20:29.000 I guess they all have daddy issues.

00:20:31.000 They say they're fighting hate, but of course, if it's hate from Muslims, hate from blacks, hate from any other group, fucking Asian hate, they totally ignore it and they focus on conservative males, which I presume is based on some sort of problem they have with their dad.

00:20:48.000 And they sabotage families, even if that hurts the kids.

00:20:52.000 Just like the British government, they're out to destroy children's lives.

00:20:56.000 Maybe it's because they're childless and they just don't see children as human.

00:21:02.000 They just, I mean, they're pro-abortion, right?

00:21:04.000 So anyway, I don't want to share the ugly crying I did after my 15-plus year was destroyed by Taylor Lorenz.

00:21:10.000 Oh, that's the chick suing her, right?

00:21:12.000 I want to move on.

00:21:13.000 I also can't help my visceral reaction to her crocodile tears.

00:21:16.000 I am appalled.

00:21:18.000 So Taylor Lorenz claims that we are torturing her.

00:21:27.000 So play a little bit of that.

00:21:30.000 I have had to remove every single social tie.

00:21:33.000 I had severe PTSD from this.

00:21:35.000 I contemplated suicide.

00:21:37.000 It got really bad.

00:21:38.000 Is that her boyfriend?

00:21:39.000 You feel like any little piece of information that gets out on you will be used by the worst people on the internet.

00:21:46.000 Just take all that in.

00:21:48.000 You feel like every little bit of information will be used against you by the worst people around.

00:21:56.000 Please tattoo that under your brain for the thing I'm about to show you.

00:22:01.000 Used by the worst people on the internet to destroy your life.

00:22:05.000 And it's so isolating.

00:22:07.000 It's so isolating.

00:22:08.000 And terrifying.

00:22:10.000 It's horrifying.

00:22:11.000 Horrifying.

00:22:13.000 I'm so sorry.

00:22:15.000 It's overwhelming.

00:22:16.000 It's really hard.

00:22:19.000 I've had to really hope.

00:22:19.000 It's overwhelming.

00:22:20.000 It's really hard.

00:22:23.000 Next link, please.

00:22:29.000 That's right.

00:22:30.000 Taylor Lorenz doxed Pamela Geller's two beautiful young daughters.

00:22:38.000 Pamela Geller is the woman who is the Tommy Robinson of America.

00:22:45.000 Like me and Anthony Cumia, she was awoken by 9-11 and became political after that date.

00:22:50.000 She is very concerned with radical Islam.

00:22:53.000 Radical Islam has ruined Britain, as we just learned, and it could ruin America.

00:23:01.000 It is anti-Semitic.

00:23:03.000 It is violent.

00:23:04.000 It is dangerous.

00:23:04.000 100% of the plain terrorism we have seen in this country is from Muslims.

00:23:09.000 Why do you have to take off your shoes?

00:23:11.000 Why do they check you at the airport?

00:23:13.000 Because of Muslims, not because of white supremacists.

00:23:18.000 She had a Muhammad drawing contest in Texas because it's a free country and you should be allowed to do that.

00:23:27.000 A man showed up to kill her.

00:23:28.000 The FBI knew this man.

00:23:30.000 The FBI was following that man that day.

00:23:34.000 They did nothing.

00:23:35.000 You know who saved her?

00:23:37.000 Her security.

00:23:38.000 A Texas patriot, retired cop, pulled out his gun and killed the terrorist who was on his way there to kill Pamela.

00:23:45.000 She has round-the-clock security.

00:23:48.000 I believe her husband died or something.

00:23:49.000 Maybe he's divorced, but she's emptied her bank account just with private security.

00:23:54.000 Now, her daughters are apolitical.

00:23:58.000 They are not interested in this crusade.

00:24:00.000 They had a fun show.

00:24:02.000 Show them.

00:24:03.000 Put them up in the corner there.

00:24:04.000 They had a fun show on YouTube that was a silly, it was called like Coffee with the Gals.

00:24:11.000 I actually watched it without knowing that Pamela Geller was their mother.

00:24:15.000 I thought it was a fun thing.

00:24:16.000 I would have liked to have it on censored.

00:24:18.000 It was just a silly coffee show where they talked about would you kiss Brad Pitt type of stuff, right?

00:24:23.000 Fun little silly girl show.

00:24:25.000 Taylor Lorenz outed them.

00:24:29.000 Now they need round-the-clock security.

00:24:31.000 So what happened?

00:24:32.000 They all went into hiding.

00:24:33.000 Have you heard of Pamela Geller recently?

00:24:34.000 No, she's gone because they put her lives, her children's lives in danger.

00:24:40.000 Taylor Lorenz.

00:24:41.000 Now, these girls eventually came out of hiding.

00:24:44.000 And I think one of them has a media career, but her life's in danger.

00:24:49.000 She's aware of that on a daily basis.

00:24:51.000 She is, both of those girls are scared of putting anything out there because it could lead to their demise.

00:25:00.000 So though one of them still has a career, she's managed to come back, she's putting her name out there in the face of grave danger thanks to Taylor Lorenz.

00:25:11.000 It's so isolating.

00:25:13.000 If that girl, Pamela Geller's daughter, the one who's still out there, I think only one of them was brave enough to remain in the public eye, mentions her location, talks about something that could identify, shows, I don't know, her office in the background or something, she can be killed because Taylor Lorenz doctor.

00:25:31.000 And the girls had done nothing wrong.

00:25:34.000 If you look at that article, it wasn't like they were part of this anti-Muslim movement, but their mother was.

00:25:41.000 So they have to suffer.

00:25:42.000 The sins of the mother.

00:25:45.000 I don't think those girls should be back in the media.

00:25:48.000 I don't think that girl, she's got a lot of followers on Instagram, one of them.

00:25:52.000 I don't think she should be.

00:25:55.000 But that's what she wants to do.

00:25:57.000 It's what makes her happy.

00:26:01.000 How fucking insane is that?

00:26:03.000 Like the hypocrisy of exposing two young girls, and I think they were about 18 or something when 18 and 16 or whatever when she did that.

00:26:13.000 Exposing those girls and then crying that you feel vulnerable.

00:26:20.000 What a fucking bitch.

00:26:22.000 Wait, did he get less of a sentence?

00:26:23.000 First, it was going to be 28 years, and then rights lawyers asked for a sentence of 14.

00:26:32.000 Said they re-sentenced him.

00:26:33.000 It's okay to want to kill someone if they're Islamophobic.

00:26:36.000 Where did he spend 10 years in home confinement?

00:26:39.000 What?

00:26:39.000 Oh, boy.

00:26:41.000 Wow.

00:26:42.000 That's like the black kid who got two years for killing that old man who said the N-word.

00:26:47.000 He's the one that testified against Wright.

00:26:49.000 So he gets 10 years.

00:26:50.000 But the other guy gets 14.

00:26:56.000 Speaking of the war on kids, let's try to get less mad here.

00:27:01.000 Lenore Skinese, she's on this site now.

00:27:04.000 She did my free speech podcast.

00:27:06.000 She wrote a fantastic book I highly recommend called Free Range Kids.

00:27:10.000 It's in my top 20 books.

00:27:12.000 She was in court recently defending a woman who committed the horrific sin of letting her seven-year-old play.

00:27:22.000 Mom let Son Seven play in Park, where mom's friend was teaching yoga, while she bought a Thanksgiving turkey.

00:27:28.000 Mom will be put on the child abuse registry if we lose.

00:27:32.000 Seven years old.

00:27:34.000 Now, I'm from the 70s.

00:27:35.000 I'm older than you.

00:27:37.000 When my mom was a kid, she was walking around town at four.

00:27:40.000 I think that's a little young.

00:27:43.000 But seven years old?

00:27:44.000 Yeah.

00:27:44.000 We were gone all day at seven years old.

00:27:47.000 I'm sure you were too, right?

00:27:49.000 Well, your parents didn't love you.

00:27:50.000 That's not the best thing.

00:27:51.000 They loved me very much, but they also trusted me and my instincts.

00:27:55.000 So they're going to come to a verdict in about 20 days.

00:27:58.000 We'll try to keep you posted on that.

00:27:59.000 But how fucking insane is that?

00:28:02.000 And you know, I love Lenore Skinesi's thing.

00:28:04.000 I kind of stole her get fired from her.

00:28:08.000 She said, let your kids play if they're seven years old alone in a park.

00:28:13.000 They can't arrest us all.

00:28:15.000 That's the way that you make change.

00:28:17.000 You get in trouble.

00:28:19.000 You get arrested.

00:28:21.000 That's the only way.

00:28:22.000 The solution is not to hide your children and lock them in the house with video games.

00:28:28.000 Seven years old, me and my buddy, we're biking like four or five miles out of town to throw rocks in a pond.

00:28:33.000 And the funny thing is, child abduction and everything has gone down.

00:28:37.000 It was bigger when we were kids.

00:28:39.000 There was more violence towards children back then.

00:28:42.000 The crime has gone down, believe it or not, in the past 20 years.

00:28:49.000 Final thing that's fucking pissing me off is my son's reading list.

00:28:56.000 This is, my son was, he hid this from me because he knows I'm going to go to the school and cause an issue.

00:29:05.000 Look how woke this motherfucking list is.

00:29:08.000 March by John Lewis.

00:29:10.000 That's the guy who looks like that baby mask.

00:29:12.000 You know, the crying baby mask?

00:29:14.000 He looks like a giant baby.

00:29:16.000 He marched with MLK.

00:29:18.000 He hasn't done anything since.

00:29:19.000 He can't get over it.

00:29:20.000 In fact, even after his death, they marched his coffin across that same bridge that he crossed with Martin Luther King in, what, 1968?

00:29:34.000 Get a new thing, Marchman.

00:29:40.000 Yeah, he looks like the crying baby mask.

00:29:44.000 And then number two, you have to choose one of these.

00:29:48.000 Stamped, racism, anti-racism, and you.

00:29:51.000 This is fucking Ibrahim X kids' version.

00:29:55.000 Non-fiction, it's called.

00:29:57.000 No, it's not non-fiction, I'm afraid.

00:30:00.000 That's fucking bullshit.

00:30:02.000 This is the guy who said, you cannot be anti-racist and pro-capitalist.

00:30:07.000 To be anti-racist is to be anti-capitalist.

00:30:10.000 And he also said, it's not enough to be not racist.

00:30:12.000 You have to be anti-racist.

00:30:14.000 In other words, everyone has to be against capitalism.

00:30:17.000 This is what they're teaching my 13-year-old son in school.

00:30:21.000 To kill a mockingbird, which, by the way, is getting banned in some places.

00:30:27.000 I think actually the right is trying to ban that book.

00:30:30.000 It's about an innocent black boy who was accused of rape.

00:30:34.000 And I remember when I was a kid reading that book, I just took it as a given that people accuse black people of rape and they're always innocent.

00:30:41.000 Because that's the way I was raised.

00:30:43.000 But after seeing what really happened with the Tulsa massacre, as they call it, that started with a guy sexually assaulting a white girl.

00:30:52.000 Maybe he did do it.

00:30:54.000 But anyway, so that's a woke book.

00:30:56.000 It's a great book, though.

00:30:58.000 Kids should read it.

00:31:00.000 Fahrenheit 451.

00:31:02.000 So that's the temperature that it takes to burn a book.

00:31:05.000 So this is about book burning, which is obviously horrible, right?

00:31:09.000 But you can tell that the framing is going to be conservatives.

00:31:15.000 Because look, it's right after To Kill a Mockingbird.

00:31:17.000 I think To Kill a Mockingbird was banned by conservatives in the South at some schools.

00:31:22.000 So the next book is about how evil book burners are.

00:31:25.000 You seeing a message here?

00:31:27.000 This is the one I'm having him read, by the way, because it's the least woke one there.

00:31:33.000 Go down?

00:31:34.000 Just show the whole list, Ryan.

00:31:36.000 Hearts Unbroken.

00:31:38.000 I don't know what that is, but it's probably about racism.

00:31:40.000 Chains, slavery book.

00:31:43.000 Dreamland Burning, We Were Racist.

00:31:45.000 King and the Dragonflies, I don't know.

00:31:47.000 Oh, that must be Martin Luther King.

00:31:49.000 Just Mercy, I don't know what that one's about.

00:31:52.000 They made a movie on that where it's a falsely accused black guy and then a lawyer trying to, Michael B. Jordan trying to get Jamie Fox out of prison.

00:32:00.000 Okay.

00:32:02.000 The 57 bus, black brother, black brother, ban this book.

00:32:07.000 The first rule of punk.

00:32:09.000 What is that?

00:32:13.000 42 is not just a number for the Odyssey of Jackie Robinson.

00:32:17.000 You know, Jackie Robinson kind of fucked the Negro League.

00:32:20.000 Before Jackie Robinson, blacks enjoyed black baseball, and it would bring the community together.

00:32:26.000 Okay.

00:32:28.000 What's punker?

00:32:29.000 That seems punk.

00:32:30.000 That doesn't look very punk to me.

00:32:32.000 No, she's not exactly polystyrene of X-ray specs.

00:32:35.000 Boy.

00:32:38.000 So they even woke-ified punk.

00:32:41.000 That's awesome, man.

00:32:44.000 What's the other books there?

00:32:47.000 So basically, let's banned this book.

00:32:51.000 I'm hoping and praying that it's not.

00:32:54.000 They're all woke.

00:32:55.000 So the big picture here is a black girl's on the cover of every one of these motherfucking books.

00:33:02.000 No censorship, it says.

00:33:04.000 7% of the population is 100% of my kids' reading list.

00:33:08.000 Look at that.

00:33:10.000 Oh.

00:33:11.000 Well-behaved women seldom make history.

00:33:14.000 Oi Ve.

00:33:16.000 So the only book that is not a woke book is about a bunch of jerks that don't like books.

00:33:22.000 In other words, me.

00:33:25.000 So they've put a little trick in here where the only non-woke book is a book that is going to be framed as your hatred of all these other books.

00:33:35.000 How fucking woke is that?

00:33:38.000 I'm in the suburbs of New York.

00:33:39.000 I'm not in Berkeley.

00:33:40.000 I'm not in Portland.

00:33:41.000 This is a Portland Antifa reading list.

00:33:44.000 And if you go into a kid's bookstore these days, it's nothing but little girls in black astronaut suits floating around in space everywhere you fucking look.

00:33:55.000 Oh, what's the matter, Gavin?

00:33:56.000 You don't think black women can be astronauts?

00:33:59.000 Yeah, that's my beef.

00:34:01.000 I don't want them in space.

00:34:02.000 No, Negroes in space.

00:34:04.000 I wouldn't mind them in space.

00:34:06.000 Just kidding, guys.

00:34:09.000 It's a joke.

00:34:10.000 It's a joke.

00:34:12.000 All right, well, we're talking about racism.

00:34:13.000 Let's go to the racist segment.

00:34:18.000 I just didn't know these two, so I looked these up.

00:34:23.000 Oh, look at the covers.

00:34:24.000 They're all the same book cover.

00:34:26.000 You're going to be amazed.

00:34:27.000 Sassy books.

00:34:27.000 Look at this one.

00:34:28.000 Look at this.

00:34:28.000 It's literally the same.

00:34:30.000 Every book cover is a sassy black broad.

00:34:33.000 That's awesome, man.

00:34:34.000 What's the matter?

00:34:35.000 You have a problem with the sassy black broads?

00:34:38.000 No, but I don't think 7% should be 100%.

00:34:40.000 Do you?

00:34:43.000 I'm a black female.

00:34:46.000 What other different...

00:34:47.000 What else could I have done to you?

00:34:48.000 It's even affected our show.

00:34:50.000 Yeah.

00:34:52.000 This is really inconvenient.

00:35:06.000 That's a band that stole that song from a...

00:35:08.000 I think it was originally a slave song.

00:35:11.000 Black Betty.

00:35:12.000 Oh, Black Betty.

00:35:15.000 It's funny how they talk about you rip this off and then you hear the original and you go, that sucks.

00:35:20.000 Like Led Zeppelin and the Stones, they stole the blues from the black man.

00:35:25.000 Yeah, they made it awesome.

00:35:27.000 Ever heard Immigrant song?

00:35:29.000 You compare that to like Blyden, Blyden, Bleeding Gums Murphy and like, I got a June bug in my house.

00:35:37.000 Hey, my baby got a Dune bug out of now.

00:35:41.000 Shut the fuck up, Junebugs.

00:35:43.000 It's like Chinese food.

00:35:45.000 They don't have rice balls in China, you know?

00:35:47.000 Yeah.

00:35:48.000 They're delicious.

00:35:49.000 They have centipedes.

00:35:50.000 They don't have egg rolls.

00:35:51.000 Yeah, they have a hot turtle that's just in hot water, not even cut up, just a turtle.

00:35:56.000 Plop.

00:35:57.000 There's a cat.

00:35:58.000 There's a rat.

00:36:00.000 I don't want that.

00:36:01.000 I'm going to do a Dr. Zeus book about how gross China is.

00:36:04.000 That's amazing.

00:36:06.000 Dr. Zeus, of course, is banned.

00:36:08.000 That should be on the mailing list.

00:36:09.000 Because he portrayed an Asian gentleman as yellow.

00:36:15.000 Banned.

00:36:16.000 That book is toast.

00:36:18.000 Fahrenheit 451.

00:36:22.000 Here is a bullshit conversation.

00:36:24.000 Wait a minute.

00:36:26.000 Is that...

00:36:28.000 Oh, that's the Jon Stewart link, right?

00:36:31.000 Well, this one, it's a black man explaining white supremacy.

00:36:36.000 Oh, right.

00:36:37.000 Yeah.

00:36:38.000 I was kind of disappointed to see Sonny Johnson saying this is awesome.

00:36:48.000 I agree with you.

00:36:50.000 This is the basic problem.

00:36:52.000 No, the basic problem is you kissing his ass.

00:36:57.000 I can't stop.

00:37:00.000 You can just pull the companies to keep the kids restricted to the ghetto.

00:37:04.000 You can restrict the companies to keep us.

00:37:07.000 So it's up to you to talk to your brothers and your sisters and persuade them to take up the responsibility.

00:37:13.000 We've assumed that for over 400 years, we're not going to suffer patients anymore.

00:37:19.000 No more turning together cheat.

00:37:21.000 No more blessing enemies.

00:37:22.000 No more praying for those who despite the users.

00:37:25.000 We're going to show you that we've learned the lessons you've taught us.

00:37:28.000 We've studied your history.

00:37:29.000 And you did not take over this country by singing, We Shall Overcome.

00:37:33.000 You did not gain control of the world like you have it now by dealing fairly with a man who's cheating your word.

00:37:38.000 You're treaty breakers, your fires, your thieves.

00:37:42.000 What about the African Moors who took over Spain for hundreds of years?

00:37:47.000 What about Hannibal and his elephants invaded Sicily?

00:37:50.000 What about the Bantu?

00:37:54.000 The three most prominent tribes in Africa, I know everyone knows about the Zulus, but the biggies were the Bantu, the Khoisan, and the Pygmies.

00:38:03.000 Now, the Pygmies are the little shrimps.

00:38:04.000 The Khoisan are the ones who look like Asians.

00:38:08.000 Khoisan.

00:38:09.000 I dated one of those.

00:38:11.000 And the Bantus were the evil oppressors, the colonizers.

00:38:16.000 Africa is not a country, it's a continent.

00:38:18.000 And the Bantu tore through sub-Saharan Africa, enslaving Khoisan and pygmies.

00:38:26.000 So if you see a guy, an African-American, who doesn't look Asian or isn't short, he's probably an ancestor of a Bantu.

00:38:35.000 And he should be apologizing to everyone for slavery because that was him.

00:38:40.000 Everyone colonized.

00:38:42.000 And we used to say, well, everyone colonized, but we, okay, you can stop showing that fucking...

00:38:47.000 Everyone colonized, but we just did it best.

00:38:51.000 It wasn't that easy.

00:38:52.000 We tried to colonize Africa.

00:38:54.000 We kept dying.

00:38:55.000 Dr. Livingston, I presume, remember that?

00:38:57.000 That was the Scottish guy.

00:38:58.000 He made it the farthest.

00:38:59.000 He died.

00:39:01.000 So, germs were a big problem when we tried to get in Africa.

00:39:04.000 And as far as North America goes, that was 400 years of fighting the fucking Indians.

00:39:10.000 We didn't just steal that place overnight.

00:39:12.000 And they were killing each other, too, by the way.

00:39:15.000 Go look up the Apaches.

00:39:16.000 Not exactly the Sweeties.

00:39:21.000 Anyway, go back to him.

00:39:28.000 Look at the people.

00:39:28.000 You rape entire continents and races of people.

00:39:31.000 Then you wonder why these very people don't have any confidence or trust in you.

00:39:34.000 Your religion means nothing.

00:39:35.000 Your law is a farce, and we see it every day.

00:39:37.000 You demonstrated it in Alabama.

00:39:39.000 And I can say you because you're part of the whole system.

00:39:42.000 You profit from it.

00:39:43.000 You make your living from it.

00:39:45.000 You can walk around and talk to people, stand up in your pulpit on Sunday and preach nonsense songs and say, now we're going to give thanks to the Lord, for he is good.

00:39:53.000 And oh, Jesus, be among us.

00:39:55.000 As far as we're concerned, your Jesus is contaminated, just like everything else you tried to fuck you.

00:40:00.000 Jesus is contaminated.

00:40:02.000 Why did he just say, fuck you?

00:40:06.000 It just takes it.

00:40:08.000 You know?

00:40:09.000 And what's interesting, too, is that guy may have had a point, if that's like 1962.

00:40:14.000 But here we are, after over half a century of bending over backwards to placate and to pander to people of color.

00:40:25.000 The exact same sentiment.

00:40:27.000 Jon Stewart is saying that guy's speech verbatim.

00:40:31.000 People are paying $800 a plate to sit with other white people and hear that exact same diatribe.

00:40:40.000 And so the left will say, that's because it's still an issue.

00:40:43.000 No.

00:40:45.000 I cannot help you.

00:40:47.000 Climate change.

00:40:48.000 You've been bitching about that forever.

00:40:50.000 Because it's serious.

00:40:51.000 No, it's not serious.

00:40:52.000 You just bought a house that's touching the ocean.

00:40:55.000 You're obviously not worried that the levels are going to rise.

00:40:59.000 I'm done having a conversation with you.

00:41:01.000 You're a retard.

00:41:03.000 Which brings us to Wilfred Riley, who decided he was going to have an argument, a debate with Jared Taylor.

00:41:13.000 Guys, stop debating Jared Taylor.

00:41:17.000 You're giving Nazis a platform.

00:41:20.000 Just kidding.

00:41:21.000 You're losing.

00:41:22.000 Jared Taylor knows his shit.

00:41:25.000 I actually kind of won an argument with him where I had run the numbers on the bell curve and found the exact numbers of blacks who were smarter than whites and Asians, and it was more than he thought.

00:41:37.000 That's the best you're going to get fighting Jared Taylor.

00:41:40.000 He's a fucking samurai from Japan.

00:41:43.000 Do not debate him.

00:41:44.000 He will eviscerate you.

00:41:45.000 So Wilfred Riley, who's a dunce, is like one of these woke right-wingers who thinks that he's not a liberal, but he's a fucking raging liberal.

00:41:56.000 He also thinks he's black, and he's as white as he's whiter than me.

00:42:00.000 But I guess his dad was fucking Caribbean.

00:42:04.000 So he gets to pretend he's black.

00:42:05.000 But check out this debate with him and Jared Taylor.

00:42:12.000 Is that listed there?

00:42:14.000 None of my links showed up.

00:42:21.000 No, that's not it.

00:42:23.000 If you know who Wilfred Riley is, you should.

00:42:26.000 It says green.

00:42:27.000 I don't have a link for it.

00:42:30.000 Are you kidding?

00:42:31.000 I can look it up.

00:42:37.000 Hmm.

00:42:38.000 That's weird.

00:42:41.000 Basically, it's a diversity debate.

00:42:42.000 And Jared Taylor says, diversity.

00:42:44.000 Well, here's what no one understands about Jared Taylor.

00:42:46.000 They call him a white supremacist.

00:42:47.000 Jared Taylor says you should be able to have a blacks-only restaurant, a whites-only restaurant.

00:42:52.000 People should be allowed to segregate.

00:42:54.000 It shouldn't be illegal.

00:42:56.000 And it kind of happens.

00:42:58.000 I mean, black people choose black neighborhoods.

00:43:00.000 They don't want whites or Jews in their neighborhood.

00:43:02.000 Whites pretend they don't segregate, but they have very, you go to a rich liberal area and it's very demarcated.

00:43:10.000 It's got to be white.

00:43:11.000 They don't want the school zoning changed.

00:43:13.000 So segregation is already happening.

00:43:16.000 Eugenics is being practiced by every group.

00:43:19.000 And Jared Taylor says that should be legal.

00:43:23.000 He also says that if diversity is so valuable, then let it thrive.

00:43:28.000 Why do we spend trillions of dollars promoting it, affirmative actioning it, trying to make it so with programs and schooling and all of this effort?

00:43:38.000 You know, sex doesn't need to be marketed.

00:43:40.000 Marijuana doesn't need to be promoted.

00:43:43.000 Those things just survive on their own merit.

00:43:45.000 Why doesn't diversity thrive?

00:43:47.000 I don't want any more government spending on diversity.

00:43:49.000 Okay.

00:43:50.000 First one I'm not nuts about, but I understand the argument.

00:43:54.000 And the second one, I agree wholeheartedly.

00:43:56.000 Don't spend another penny promoting diversity.

00:43:59.000 So Wilford Riley's argument is that we're all going to be beige soon, and that's great.

00:44:04.000 No races will exist.

00:44:06.000 I hear that argument a lot.

00:44:08.000 I don't believe it.

00:44:09.000 And here's the other thing.

00:44:10.000 In a country that is this white, when you race mix, you just end up diluting your race.

00:44:17.000 Like, whites win in the end.

00:44:19.000 My kids, like, say your daughter, right, Ryan?

00:44:22.000 Sorry to bring your kids into it.

00:44:23.000 No problem.

00:44:24.000 She's going to look kind of Asian, but not as Asian as you.

00:44:27.000 Then she's going to inevitably marry a white guy.

00:44:29.000 I mean, statistically, it's just looking like that.

00:44:32.000 Those are what there's the most of.

00:44:34.000 Their kid probably won't look Asian.

00:44:36.000 Yeah, probably not.

00:44:37.000 And her grandkid definitely will not.

00:44:39.000 Same with my kids.

00:44:40.000 My wife looks very Chinese because she's American Indian.

00:44:43.000 Her mother is 100%, right?

00:44:45.000 My kids, one of them looks kind of American Indian.

00:44:49.000 The other, you wouldn't know if they didn't tell you.

00:44:52.000 Their kids will look 100% white.

00:44:55.000 My daughter barely looks Asian.

00:44:57.000 Look at Wilford Riley.

00:45:00.000 That's a funny picture of her.

00:45:02.000 Look at Wilford Riley.

00:45:04.000 He doesn't look remotely black.

00:45:08.000 His existence is against his argument.

00:45:11.000 And then he says something bizarre in this debate.

00:45:13.000 Show people the title of the debate so you can see it.

00:45:20.000 Great debate.

00:45:21.000 Wilfred Riley for Jared Taylor.

00:45:24.000 And he says, no, no, it's good to race mix, which isn't really Jared's argument, because You improve from that.

00:45:31.000 Blacks get smarter and whites get more athletic, which is crazy to say.

00:45:37.000 And secondly, that doesn't sound like it's very good for whites.

00:45:43.000 It sounds like their IQ is going down.

00:45:46.000 So, and it sounds like it's good for blacks.

00:45:48.000 I don't think being athletic is that advantageous.

00:45:51.000 Are you saying that if you had a 100% white area, you brought in 100% blacks, 100% of the mixed, you're saying that the average IQ would go down?

00:46:03.000 Poopsie.

00:46:05.000 That's kind of Jared's argument, my man.

00:46:08.000 Anyway, it's a shit show.

00:46:09.000 And we'll just take a sample of it because it's an hour and a half.

00:46:12.000 But towards the end, he brings on all of these people of color who are at the school.

00:46:20.000 No, that's not it.

00:46:21.000 It's a strange.

00:46:22.000 No, no.

00:46:22.000 He parades them out on stage.

00:46:24.000 Yeah, there they go.

00:46:26.000 This is crazy.

00:46:27.000 This is his point.

00:46:28.000 This is him saying diversity works, and he brings out a diverse group of people.

00:46:32.000 What?

00:46:35.000 And there's a point to this.

00:46:36.000 I'm going to close.

00:46:38.000 This will won't take very long, but...

00:46:42.000 Was that him speaking?

00:46:43.000 Close.

00:46:43.000 This will won't take very long.

00:46:44.000 He's whiter than Jared.

00:46:47.000 Ryan, it's embarrassing you're not familiar with Wilfred Riley.

00:46:49.000 I don't know.

00:46:49.000 I'm Gilliam.

00:46:50.000 I'm African-American.

00:46:51.000 My father's from Bahamas, so I consider myself Bahamian and African-American.

00:46:55.000 I'm a history professor here.

00:46:58.000 Wow.

00:47:00.000 You mean blacks can be professors?

00:47:02.000 Kind of short here.

00:47:03.000 Hi, I'm Crystal Conway Cunningham.

00:47:05.000 I'm African-American on both sides of my family.

00:47:08.000 Wait, you just kissed her?

00:47:09.000 I actually identify with lesbian, so that's even more diversity for you.

00:47:12.000 Wait, what the fuck was that?

00:47:14.000 Stop.

00:47:14.000 The presses.

00:47:15.000 Yeah, he kissed her.

00:47:16.000 Why did he do that?

00:47:17.000 Cunningham, I'm African Ames.

00:47:18.000 I'm on both sides of my family.

00:47:21.000 I think he's a fucking pervert.

00:47:22.000 I actually identify with lesbian, so that's even more diversity for you.

00:47:26.000 You are a lesbian or identify with lesbians, like you said?

00:47:29.000 I identify with lots of lesbians.

00:47:31.000 I'm a TERF.

00:47:32.000 I'm a trans-exclusionary radical feminist.

00:47:34.000 And I am.

00:47:36.000 Listen to this.

00:47:38.000 Hi, Jane Lingle, and I am, let's see, Irish, German, Scottish, English, Welsh, Cherokee, and Creole.

00:47:50.000 Creole?

00:47:53.000 Look at this guy.

00:47:54.000 I'm from the Appalachian area, and it's one of the most economically poor areas in the country.

00:48:04.000 And I hate niggers.

00:48:07.000 It's gross to be up here with them.

00:48:09.000 I wish Jared and I were the only white guys up here, and I wish everyone else just go back to where they fucking came from.

00:48:16.000 Anyway, sorry about that.

00:48:17.000 I'm about to lose my job, and I thought I'd go out in a blaze of glory.

00:48:21.000 My name is Shai Heath from Louisville, Kentucky, a graduating student.

00:48:25.000 Black's kind of get on my nerves.

00:48:27.000 I know it sounds crazy.

00:48:28.000 Psychology with a minor in biology.

00:48:30.000 Did I tell you that happened to me once?

00:48:31.000 No.

00:48:32.000 This black guy comes up to me.

00:48:33.000 He's like, hey, man, I know people say shit about you.

00:48:36.000 I hate black people too, you know?

00:48:39.000 I'm Irish.

00:48:40.000 I know I look black, but I consider myself Irish.

00:48:45.000 And these fucking, then he said the N-word.

00:48:48.000 They fucking get on my nerves, man.

00:48:49.000 I'm just like you.

00:48:50.000 I was like, this isn't the black friend I was looking for.

00:48:55.000 This is not the black friend you're looking for.

00:49:00.000 So it's dumb of me to bring up an hour and a half debate, but maybe get in the beginning of it somewhere.

00:49:07.000 Because he keeps bragging about the four wins.

00:49:16.000 He's listing all the things there'd be if there was no blacks.

00:49:20.000 All of that.

00:49:21.000 And it makes no difference whether all of those things that were unpleasant in our history, you can assume that they were 100% the fault of white people if you wish.

00:49:30.000 But the fact remains that the historical balance sheet for black-white racial diversity in the United States is crushingly, crushingly negative.

00:49:39.000 If you remove black-white racial diversity, you remove our worst war, the war in which more Americans died than all our other wars combined, you remove slavery, you remove all of the worst parts of our history.

00:49:53.000 Vanish.

00:49:53.000 Disappear.

00:49:54.000 You're hearing a Japanese.

00:49:55.000 I mean, how can diversity that brought those horrors be a strength?

00:50:01.000 I could sit down.

00:50:02.000 Okay, so now jump to Wilfred.

00:50:03.000 And I would have won this debate.

00:50:06.000 But let's move to the public.

00:50:13.000 He keeps talking about how I won, and this is why I'm going to win.

00:50:15.000 And it's a really weird angle to come at a debate with.

00:50:18.000 It's not very intellectual.

00:50:20.000 I think he's a moronic pervert.

00:50:25.000 All right.

00:50:27.000 Now I'm going to present my side.

00:50:30.000 Okay.

00:50:31.000 Those of you who don't know me, I write all the shows on Nickelodeon.

00:50:36.000 Bill Riley.

00:50:37.000 I'm a tenure track professor of philosophy.

00:50:41.000 SpongeBob I worked on.

00:50:44.000 I have a law degree from the University of Illinois, a PhD from Southern Illinois University.

00:50:49.000 I'm writing a book called Are the Browns Down?

00:50:51.000 A quantitative analysis of why people value race.

00:50:54.000 The answer, by the way, is no, we're not.

00:50:56.000 Americans of all stripes are apparently becoming less racist and more willing to engage with each other, which is one reason I think that disagreement, that we were both willing to stage the debate here.

00:51:06.000 I'd like to thank you all for being here.

00:51:08.000 And as he did with me, I thought that was a courteous gesture.

00:51:10.000 I'd like to thank Mr. Taylor for being here as well.

00:51:14.000 Thank you, Dr. Merlino.

00:51:16.000 We do have a tendency in the United States.

00:51:17.000 I think Jared Taylor is wrong about virtually everything, and I'm sure he feels the same way about me.

00:51:22.000 But we have a tendency in the USA right now, it seems, to try to silence speech, safe speech.

00:51:28.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:51:30.000 Stop talking about yourself and America.

00:51:31.000 Just say your fucking point, dude.

00:51:34.000 If this guy was a caller, I would have hung up on him by now.

00:51:36.000 School in a trailer park is going to be a fun experience.

00:51:39.000 I mean, that the sort of diversity we have and experience in the USA is a good thing.

00:51:44.000 Prove it.

00:51:44.000 I would rather live.

00:51:45.000 The question was, name a functioning multi-racial society just now.

00:51:49.000 The first multi-racial, multicultural society that comes to my mind is something I studied in undergraduate school.

00:51:54.000 That's the Roman Empire.

00:51:55.000 Another one would be the United States of America.

00:51:58.000 When I think of a mono-racial society, the first one that comes to mind is Somalia, and the second one is Bosnia.

00:52:03.000 So these assumptions can be dangerous.

00:52:06.000 To me, there are three parties.

00:52:08.000 I'm not thriving outside of that one war?

00:52:11.000 I don't know.

00:52:12.000 It's for diversity, which again, I mean, functional racial diversity.

00:52:16.000 First, and to me least importantly, diversity makes life more interesting and civilized and fun.

00:52:24.000 In terms of Spanish clubs and Indian food and food quarter foods.

00:52:28.000 They always mention food.

00:52:32.000 Sure, bring the food over.

00:52:33.000 And by the way, Indians assimilate very well into Western countries like America and Britain because they were a British colony.

00:52:40.000 So it's essentially white culture.

00:52:44.000 And African-American tennis players and so on.

00:52:46.000 There's no comparison between Chicago on the one hand and Lawrenceburg, Kentucky on the other.

00:52:51.000 Really?

00:52:51.000 Why don't you go for a little drive through the south side of Chicago there, Willie?

00:52:57.000 No offense to that great city, from whence some of you hail.

00:53:01.000 But there's a reason many of us travel to Louisville or Cincinnati every second weekend.

00:53:05.000 On a broader scale, I think people would prefer to live in the United States of America or to live in France than to live in Haiti or Bosnia.

00:53:12.000 I'm just going to keep naming uniracial societies.

00:53:15.000 Haiti is 99.7% black, Iceland.

00:53:19.000 So wait a minute.

00:53:20.000 Your argument that's pro-diversity is that black countries suck.

00:53:25.000 Okay.

00:53:27.000 We should be importing Haitians then?

00:53:29.000 I believe Port-au-Prince is the rape capital of the world.

00:53:33.000 Haiti and Bosnia for a reason.

00:53:36.000 And I think directly counter to Mr. Taylor, that the big positive, the next big positive of real American-style diversity is that it greatly reduces group conflict by causing what in political science we call pragmatic group consolidation as dozens of tiny little tribes come together into real races and nations.

00:53:56.000 There's a whole literature out there about the creation of whiteness.

00:53:58.000 My Irish ancestors weren't considered to be white until about 1950.

00:54:02.000 And this, unlike some of what we just heard, is in my opinion real social science.

00:54:06.000 There's a whole literature on it.

00:54:07.000 Boring and gay.

00:54:08.000 That's enough.

00:54:09.000 You get where he's going.

00:54:11.000 But it's something you should check out on your own time.

00:54:14.000 Let's focus on what's really important.

00:54:16.000 My theory that Wilfred Riley is a perv.

00:54:19.000 Shall we make that a green screen?

00:54:21.000 Let's go.

00:54:22.000 We shall.

00:54:34.000 Good morning, everybody.

00:54:38.000 So I follow Wilfrid Riley on Twitter, and I don't know if he knows this, but every time he likes something, it appears on his timeline and says, Wilford Riley liked blankety blank.

00:54:50.000 Now, as a professor, you would think you want to avoid lurking on young girls and being a depraved perv who clicks really raunchy pornographic OnlyFans type stuff.

00:55:05.000 Even if you are a fucking pervert, I would just keep that under wraps.

00:55:09.000 I mean, we've all lurked and stalked on some hot chick, but you're supposed to feel dirty after and go, oh, fuck, what's the matter with me?

00:55:17.000 And burn any evidence of that.

00:55:20.000 This guy seems is either a proud perv or a retarded perv.

00:55:25.000 Let's look at some of the tweets he's liked over the years.

00:55:29.000 Okay, this is a redhead named Smokey that Wilfrid Riley liked.

00:55:33.000 She says, I choose what to wear purely based on how much of a mixed message I can make the outfit portray.

00:55:41.000 Okay, I believe that one, that's just a screen grab, right?

00:55:45.000 I believe that one has her tits, a lot of cleavage hanging out, but that one's not so terrible.

00:55:50.000 Okay, next.

00:55:52.000 I want to be the only girl you pee on, says Mrs. Dong Copter, and Wilford Riley thoroughly enjoyed that comment.

00:56:02.000 Okay.

00:56:03.000 Oh, here's the same girl that he liked before Smokey's back, and she had a mask and medical fetish before it was cool.

00:56:11.000 Pandemic has been very horny for me.

00:56:14.000 This young girl's horny, and Wilford Riley likes that.

00:56:19.000 Here we got.

00:56:20.000 I'm not making this up.

00:56:21.000 Here's a nice pothead.

00:56:23.000 All very young, these girls.

00:56:25.000 She calls herself cannabis flower, and Wilfred Riley likes that she's got nothing to do today, so she's just going to send nudes all day.

00:56:32.000 Alrighty, says Wilfred.

00:56:34.000 I'd like to check that out.

00:56:35.000 Here's a woman who just calls herself likes.

00:56:38.000 No man I ever dated who thought periods were gross ever made me come.

00:56:42.000 Wilfred Riley likes that.

00:56:44.000 He likes that she can't come with guys who don't love being on the rag.

00:56:52.000 The assumption obviously here is that Wilfred Riley doesn't mind if you're menstruating.

00:56:57.000 It's also implied here that he will perform cunnilingus on this particular young girl while she menstruates.

00:57:04.000 He doesn't care if he looks like a vampire on Thanksgiving.

00:57:09.000 Next.

00:57:11.000 I'm only going to stop talking if you give my mouth something better to do.

00:57:18.000 And then someone says, you like throat yogurt.

00:57:21.000 Okay, this woman is offering to fallate strangers.

00:57:25.000 Wilfred Riley likes that.

00:57:27.000 He likes the idea of a young girl sucking cocks.

00:57:31.000 Young woman, sorry, young woman.

00:57:33.000 Again, is this what a professor should be liking?

00:57:37.000 Like, there's two problems here.

00:57:39.000 One is you're a perv.

00:57:40.000 That's a pretty wide net.

00:57:41.000 We've all had our pervy moments.

00:57:43.000 But two, you're a public perv at a university.

00:57:48.000 And you thought you could beat Jared Taylor in a debate?

00:57:51.000 Bikini pick, since it's approaching summer.

00:57:54.000 And then she's got some nice long tits there, kind of droopers, that I like, and so does Wilfred Riley.

00:58:02.000 We're both fans of those tits.

00:58:04.000 Is that it?

00:58:05.000 That's it.

00:58:06.000 Yeah, so guys, if you're going to be a perv, do it in private.

00:58:21.000 Let's get Crip Daddy on the show.

00:58:23.000 I want to ask him about perving.

00:58:24.000 Oh, hell yeah.

00:58:25.000 Because here's how you perv correctly.

00:58:29.000 You look up someone Like Kim Taylor Bennett, that you haven't checked on in about 15 years.

00:58:35.000 Yeah, 2001?

00:58:36.000 No, more like 10 years.

00:58:38.000 And then you look at a bunch of her pictures on Instagram and then you go, ugh, what's the matter with me?

00:58:44.000 Then you feel dirty and you go wash your hands or something.

00:58:49.000 That's called simping.

00:58:50.000 We all do it.

00:58:53.000 We all occasionally shit our pants.

00:58:55.000 It's bad to shit your pants.

00:58:58.000 When you shit your pants, this is what you should do.

00:59:00.000 You should go, holy fuck, I just shit my pants.

00:59:02.000 Shit my pants, shit my pants.

00:59:03.000 Then you go to the bathroom, you take off your shoes and your pants, you carefully take off your underwear.

00:59:08.000 You don't want to get any streaks on your legs.

00:59:10.000 And then you go, get it together, me.

00:59:13.000 What the fuck's the matter?

00:59:15.000 You shit your pants again?

00:59:18.000 Is it that fucking pre-workout shit, that gorilla mind?

00:59:21.000 Jesus Christ.

00:59:22.000 What's the matter?

00:59:23.000 It's like I was at the airport.

00:59:24.000 I told you this story a hundred times.

00:59:26.000 I hear this guy going, what the, god damn it, what's the matter?

00:59:29.000 Look at this.

00:59:30.000 I got to clean this up now.

00:59:31.000 And I can see I'm taking a shit, not in my pants, in a toilet.

00:59:34.000 And I can see under the stall.

00:59:36.000 And it's a kid.

00:59:37.000 He looks from his feet.

00:59:38.000 He looks to be about like six.

00:59:41.000 And he shit himself.

00:59:43.000 So the dad's mad.

00:59:44.000 The dad's cleaning shit off his son's ass, putting it in the toilet, whatever.

00:59:48.000 Throws his underwear away.

00:59:50.000 And they go back to the gate.

00:59:52.000 And the mom is there.

00:59:54.000 We were leaving, I think, in Jamaica.

00:59:56.000 Everyone's white in this story.

00:59:58.000 And the kid lies on the mom, and the mom's stroking his head.

01:00:03.000 She's telling him it's okay.

01:00:05.000 They're both right.

01:00:06.000 That's why it's so important to have two parents.

01:00:09.000 Yes, get your shit together, literally.

01:00:12.000 He's right to be scolded by his father.

01:00:14.000 Come on, man.

01:00:14.000 You couldn't hold it for a few more seconds.

01:00:16.000 God damn it.

01:00:17.000 And you shit your pants sometimes.

01:00:20.000 That happens.

01:00:20.000 You need to be scolded and you need sympathy.

01:00:24.000 As an adult, slightly, you need a little more scolding, a little less sympathy.

01:00:28.000 But as a kid, your dad disciplines you and your mom says you got discipline, but it's going to be okay.

01:00:35.000 Oh, I got to turn around in my thingamadoodle.

01:00:38.000 So anyway, when you simp out, it's like shitting your pants.

01:00:43.000 You should feel bad.

01:00:45.000 Right?

01:00:46.000 Yeah, no, exactly everything you said.

01:00:49.000 Did you hear my whole diatribe?

01:00:51.000 Not even a little bit.

01:00:52.000 Okay.

01:00:53.000 So I just went through a bunch of tweets that this guy, Wilford Riley, liked, and it's all things like, I need some throat yogurt.

01:01:00.000 I'm going to have my tits hanging out.

01:01:01.000 He's a professor at a university, and he keeps liking these OnlyFans type of comments.

01:01:07.000 Okay, okay.

01:01:08.000 Now, I am embarrassed to admit that I have lurked on Instagram a couple times and looked at these young girls who have slitty pictures.

01:01:16.000 Like, I follow her.

01:01:17.000 She's funny.

01:01:18.000 But, like, I have had moments on Instagram Reels where I've lurked on some fucking hot chick and even sometimes clicked follow.

01:01:25.000 And then I immediately unfollow it and feel dirty inside because simping is lame.

01:01:30.000 Do you simp, Crip Daddy?

01:01:34.000 I get corny, but I would never go as far as to exhibit any sort of social embarrassment type activity because I have that foresight for people like you that would see me.

01:01:50.000 And I'm like, nope, I can't do that.

01:01:52.000 I can't live like that.

01:01:53.000 Do you follow hot chicks on Instagram?

01:01:55.000 Not Instagram.

01:01:56.000 I don't do Instagram because I am a guy.

01:02:02.000 But I follow a few on Twitter, yeah.

01:02:06.000 And are you ashamed of that?

01:02:08.000 Well, if it makes it any better, which I don't know if it does, but majority of them I'm actually like cool with.

01:02:15.000 Well, that's weird.

01:02:16.000 Then it's not simping.

01:02:17.000 Simping is, and she can't have any comedy on her site.

01:02:22.000 If a simp is looking at a beautiful woman that he'll never meet and doesn't know him and imagines how wonderful it would be to suck her boobs or whatever.

01:02:31.000 And then, yeah.

01:02:34.000 You don't even have to let it be known.

01:02:36.000 No, then not too much.

01:02:38.000 Nothing more so than the usual.

01:02:41.000 I would, however, let Aubrey Plaza ruin my life happily.

01:02:45.000 But that's about it.

01:02:47.000 Yeah, she's fucking hot.

01:02:49.000 She's kind of too hot, though.

01:02:51.000 I feel that, and that's why I think I would let her be mean to me.

01:02:54.000 That's okay.

01:02:56.000 Who's this chick?

01:02:57.000 Save the kids.

01:02:58.000 Clinton is Satan.

01:03:00.000 Wow, that's a cat.

01:03:01.000 I don't know, but she'll get pregnant real soon if I see her.

01:03:05.000 Do you watch pornography?

01:03:07.000 Oh, yeah.

01:03:09.000 What's in your search bar?

01:03:10.000 Oh, man.

01:03:11.000 What is it?

01:03:11.000 I'm a fucking degenerate man.

01:03:15.000 Big black cots.

01:03:17.000 Oh, really?

01:03:18.000 I don't like seeing black men in the porn.

01:03:21.000 I don't watch porn, but when I do because I want to imagine it's me, and if I see this big black dong, that's clearly not my dick.

01:03:27.000 Well, that's why I watch it, because I'm like, yeah, that's me.

01:03:33.000 I relate to it.

01:03:34.000 Simpleert.

01:03:36.000 Uh-oh, simpleert.

01:03:39.000 I know her, though.

01:03:40.000 I'm in a group chat with her.

01:03:41.000 She's a woman.

01:03:43.000 You know, she gets a little emotional.

01:03:45.000 Ryan, if he knows her, then it's possible he'll fuck her one day.

01:03:49.000 And that's not simping.

01:03:50.000 That's now research.

01:03:51.000 True.

01:03:52.000 Okay.

01:03:53.000 That's perfectly legit.

01:03:55.000 I was shocked when I looked at Red Tube recently, and there was so much stepbrother, stepdad, stepsister.

01:04:02.000 Does everyone want to fuck their parents and their siblings or something?

01:04:06.000 Yeah, there's been a huge increase in that within the last, like, I'd say 10 years, I'd say.

01:04:12.000 It's probably been the thing forever, but I think it's become way more normalized and mainstream now to just be like, yeah, dude, I'd fuck my mom.

01:04:22.000 I always thought it would be, like, I always said, never fuck anyone at work because if it doesn't go well, which it probably won't, you have to see this person like to live for your duration there.

01:04:35.000 Fucking your stepsister, like, forget all the pedophilia incest shit that it brings up.

01:04:40.000 You're going to have to see her forever now.

01:04:43.000 Yeah.

01:04:44.000 Every Thanksgiving, you're going to know that alongside the turkey, she is also getting snuffed.

01:04:50.000 Bad move.

01:04:51.000 Not smart.

01:04:52.000 I mean, it's just kind of like when the quarantine hit, you know, you get a little lonely.

01:04:59.000 You get cabin Fever and a hole is a hole.

01:05:03.000 A hole's a hole.

01:05:04.000 So, wait a minute, though.

01:05:05.000 You're kind of contradicting yourself.

01:05:07.000 You said you don't simp.

01:05:08.000 The only girls, hot girls you follow, you actually know, but then you watch porn.

01:05:12.000 Isn't watching porn simping?

01:05:14.000 Maybe.

01:05:15.000 I mean, that could be an argument.

01:05:18.000 I look at it more as the way people watch Marvel movies, and they're kind of like, oh, wow, this is so cool.

01:05:26.000 I'd be Spider-Man, Batman, or whatever.

01:05:28.000 I'm like, yeah, dude, I'd fuck her tits like that.

01:05:31.000 That's cool.

01:05:32.000 And you can do that with the black guy.

01:05:34.000 Yeah, I'm blank from the waist down.

01:05:37.000 That's why my legs don't work.

01:05:39.000 Wait, you could fuck a black guy's tits?

01:05:42.000 I'm getting confused here.

01:05:43.000 I could.

01:05:44.000 If they have them, I would.

01:05:46.000 I'm inclusive.

01:05:47.000 All right, you're kicked off the show.

01:05:50.000 He knows her, though.

01:05:51.000 Do you know her?

01:05:52.000 He's not.

01:05:52.000 Okay.

01:05:53.000 Just a test.

01:05:55.000 All right, you're kicked off the show for fucking a black guy's tits.

01:05:57.000 Goodbye.

01:06:02.000 There's no way he knows her.

01:06:04.000 No, but that's a common meme going around.

01:06:06.000 Is it?

01:06:06.000 Yeah.

01:06:07.000 Sorry.

01:06:08.000 What, you wouldn't fuck?

01:06:09.000 No, we didn't say that.

01:06:11.000 Now, bye.

01:06:11.000 Okay, then.

01:06:12.000 Goodbye, Donovan.

01:06:13.000 Later, dude.

01:06:16.000 All right.

01:06:16.000 I think we're just about ready for the mailbag.

01:06:20.000 Aha.

01:06:22.000 The bailbag in which the mail happens.

01:06:25.000 I mean, we could have done a whole deep dive on that Jared Taylor thing, but that's something you should do on your own time.

01:06:30.000 Deep dive.

01:06:32.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dent.

01:06:36.000 Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.

01:06:42.000 Let me touch it.

01:06:44.000 I am so fucking hungry right now.

01:06:46.000 I'm considering sawing out that piece of shit and taking it out of the condom.

01:06:50.000 Well, there's chips, too.

01:06:54.000 I can just see that Mexican woman the next time she's having a margarita with her friends at El Rio de Bravo.

01:07:01.000 And she says in Mexican, what's the grossest thing you've ever found in a garbage?

01:07:06.000 Because we know gringos are disgusting.

01:07:08.000 But they throw out their shit paper in the garbage, so really?

01:07:12.000 The fact that it's not smeared on paper.

01:07:13.000 Initially, I thought he was throwing out the shit paper like we do back home.

01:07:17.000 But I have a close look.

01:07:20.000 And it won't be frozen anymore.

01:07:21.000 It's a cacao.

01:07:22.000 He take a shit into condom.

01:07:24.000 Why are they Asian?

01:07:26.000 He take a shit into a condom.

01:07:28.000 Oh, me is a Mexican meat.

01:07:29.000 No, the Mexicans are making fun of Chinese people.

01:07:32.000 She's a really funny, cool, racist Mexican.

01:07:35.000 Oh, I didn't know that.

01:07:36.000 Damn.

01:07:36.000 That's in my want ad.

01:07:38.000 Looking, searching.

01:07:39.000 Yeah.

01:07:40.000 Funny, cool, racist Mexican.

01:07:42.000 Yeah, when you tell them to like babysit, they're like, oh, take, take, baby, put to sleep.

01:07:47.000 Okay.

01:07:48.000 You're like, Rita, you're the best.

01:07:50.000 You know what?

01:07:51.000 They probably think you're a genius.

01:07:52.000 They're like, you know how we wipe our ass and then we put it in the toilet?

01:07:56.000 And then the trash?

01:07:57.000 He just shits in the trash.

01:07:58.000 I could never.

01:07:58.000 This guy's a genius.

01:08:00.000 I could never be as successful as white people.

01:08:02.000 Everything they do is so advanced, man.

01:08:05.000 They don't even shit in toilets.

01:08:07.000 They shit into these shit receptacles that look exactly like condoms.

01:08:12.000 They're amazing, those guys.

01:08:14.000 I think they piss a kind of a powder.

01:08:17.000 Because it's more efficient in organic or I'm diving into the middle here because this one caught my eye.

01:08:24.000 The subject is reporting in quotes on Ann Coulter.

01:08:27.000 Dear gave in.

01:08:29.000 That hurts.

01:08:30.000 Ouch.

01:08:31.000 And Fag Supreme.

01:08:33.000 Sucks.

01:08:34.000 Damn it.

01:08:35.000 I know you think he's this way.

01:08:37.000 Sorry, folks.

01:08:37.000 That's more aesthetically pleasing, but he's actually right there.

01:08:42.000 Remember our first studio?

01:08:44.000 Not the one, not the very first one.

01:08:47.000 Yes, I do.

01:08:47.000 With the slope ceilings.

01:08:49.000 We were like three feet from each other.

01:08:51.000 Yeah.

01:08:52.000 I saw myself yelling at you on YouTube because your watch was beeping.

01:08:56.000 Right.

01:08:57.000 I seem a lot angrier back then.

01:08:59.000 You may be.

01:09:01.000 You've cooled down with age, or you've just warmed up to the rye guy more.

01:09:05.000 The fag supreme.

01:09:06.000 And my watch stopped beeping.

01:09:08.000 And Coulter paid a visit to Indiana University last week, and this was the quote-unquote reporting on what happened.

01:09:13.000 It's like it was written by your snooty liberal voice, but they were too cowardly to include a byline, substituting IDS staff.

01:09:22.000 Pretty entertaining to me, but your mileage may vary.

01:09:27.000 And Coulter storms out after lying to IU for students for 75 minutes.

01:09:36.000 Yeah, that's what happened.

01:09:37.000 And again, I always say this about Ann.

01:09:39.000 What sentence was erroneous?

01:09:42.000 Because I always get the, how much of what she says is true?

01:09:45.000 And what's just for shock value?

01:09:47.000 I go, I need a particular sentence you're referring to.

01:09:51.000 Conservative commentator Ann Coulter spoke Friday at Wittenberg Auditorium, an event organized by Turning Point USA, blah, blah, blah.

01:09:58.000 She showed up 12 minutes late, you guys.

01:10:00.000 Timelessness, timeliness is apparently not a conservative value.

01:10:06.000 In a lecture titled Conservatism, Let's Review the Evidence, she took an hour and 50 minutes to lie about the American and French revolutions, the Cold War, and Soviet Union, crime, and about the left by repeatedly using strawman arguments that a five-year-old could refute.

01:10:21.000 Oh, good.

01:10:22.000 Well, then, I assume your next paragraph will be refuting any one of these arguments, right?

01:10:28.000 You brave person who calls yourself IDS death?

01:10:31.000 For Coulter, conservatism has three central tenets, freedom, safety, and normality.

01:10:36.000 Yes, by the way, you got to use an Oxford comma, guys.

01:10:39.000 Let's review the evidence.

01:10:40.000 Coulter began by contrasting the American and French Revolutions, praising the former as the embodiment of Anglo-Saxon, deeply Christian values, and describing the latter to be if Antifa took over a country.

01:10:51.000 She likens the American Revolution to conservatism and the French to liberalism.

01:10:55.000 I agree with her.

01:10:56.000 What's your point?

01:10:57.000 She conveniently ignores how the architects of the revolution were slave owners, many of whom weren't actually Christians.

01:11:05.000 What?

01:11:06.000 They were predominantly Christian, and yeah, everyone had slaves.

01:11:10.000 What's that got to do with Antifa?

01:11:13.000 The American revolutionaries created a free society for enslavers.

01:11:19.000 What a weird argument.

01:11:22.000 It's this view of history where you use your 2022 eyes and you go, that revolution wasn't Valid because you had slaves.

01:11:31.000 Yeah, everyone had slaves back then.

01:11:35.000 It was an unnecessary vice that was eventually extinguished.

01:11:41.000 Coulter decries the godless terror of the French Revolution while praising her hero Ronald Reagan.

01:11:46.000 She ignores the evidence of his administration's illegal funding of the contra-terrorists in Nicaragua.

01:11:52.000 Yeah?

01:11:54.000 They were fighting communism, his devastating economic policies, policies that decimated the middle class, and his negligence during the AIDS crisis, which resulted in innumerable deaths.

01:12:06.000 Anyway, that's a whole other thing.

01:12:10.000 At least he tried, though.

01:12:11.000 I didn't think there would be any argument whatsoever.

01:12:16.000 All right, now back to the top, Ryguy.

01:12:18.000 You talk about how important it is not to steal the fertile years of a woman's life.

01:12:22.000 This raises an important question.

01:12:24.000 Is it the gentlemanly thing to do to swoop on a friend's girlfriend if he's taking way too long to propose?

01:12:29.000 I like you more than the bald eagle.

01:12:31.000 Well, that's a tough one with too many symptoms, too many conditions I'd need to know.

01:12:37.000 But yeah, if a woman can be taken out of a relationship, she's not in a good relationship.

01:12:43.000 Eva Mendez could come to my door right now, bawling her eyes out, begging to suck my cock.

01:12:49.000 You know what I would do?

01:12:50.000 I would run out the back door of this studio, screaming and crying, and then I would go jerk off in my car.

01:12:57.000 I wouldn't leave my wife.

01:13:00.000 So if she can leave him, then do it.

01:13:04.000 Fuck.

01:13:04.000 Just do it.

01:13:07.000 Pat Dixon said the best favor a friend could do is fuck his wife because then he reveals that she's a cheater.

01:13:13.000 Yes.

01:13:13.000 Remember we talked about Anthony's girlfriend, Missy, and how if she ever hit on us, we'd just start sobbing.

01:13:21.000 Yeah, I'd just be like, I gotta go.

01:13:24.000 What?

01:13:24.000 No, no, not because we want to fuck her so bad, but because that would mean that Anthony's just been stabbed in the back.

01:13:30.000 Oh, that's true.

01:13:32.000 Interesting take, Ryan.

01:13:34.000 We were there.

01:13:35.000 You just misremembered a memory.

01:13:36.000 I guess that's normal.

01:13:38.000 G Dizzy Dog, sorry to say your sign looks like gay's tav instead of Gav's tav.

01:13:43.000 Yeah, good.

01:13:48.000 Oh, no.

01:13:48.000 It just got better, stupid.

01:13:50.000 Yeah, you just made it awesome.

01:13:53.000 I think that's a Gen X thing, the gay stuff.

01:13:56.000 Like, I was watching the new jackass, and it's just rife with gayness.

01:14:01.000 And I remembered that that's my generation's thing, like dressing up as fags.

01:14:07.000 We would go to gay bars to meet girls.

01:14:09.000 Like, once you turn 22, it's just amusing to you to wear a rainbow flag.

01:14:16.000 By the way, my son's school on Thursday is having Gay Pride Day.

01:14:20.000 Yikes.

01:14:21.000 It's like Pajama Day one day.

01:14:23.000 Dress wacky another day.

01:14:25.000 We're your favorite sports team another day.

01:14:27.000 And then one day is, fucking celebrate pride.

01:14:31.000 Oh, actually, it doesn't say gay pride.

01:14:33.000 It just says pride.

01:14:34.000 He should show up celebrating white pride.

01:14:36.000 Wow, that'd be amazing.

01:14:38.000 Amazing.

01:14:40.000 What?

01:14:40.000 You said it's Pride Day.

01:14:41.000 I'm proud to be white.

01:14:42.000 I mean, I'm only half white, but I'm really proud of it.

01:14:47.000 I'm proud of my white side.

01:14:49.000 Can you say that?

01:14:50.000 Don't know.

01:14:51.000 I'm mulatto.

01:14:52.000 I'm proud of my white side.

01:14:53.000 I'm proud of my dad's white heritage.

01:14:58.000 Why not?

01:14:58.000 That would really fuck someone up.

01:15:01.000 Well, they treat it the way they treat black proud boys.

01:15:06.000 They just go, they're deceived.

01:15:09.000 They're fucking fucked in the head, dummies.

01:15:12.000 I'm curious to see the kind of discussion Gavin and Anthony or Gavin, Maddie, and Ryan could have about Mahus of Hawaii, boys raised to be girls.

01:15:21.000 Gross, I guess, would be the...

01:15:23.000 I don't know about this.

01:15:24.000 Is this a thing?

01:15:25.000 Mahus.

01:15:27.000 I bet liberals give it a pass because it's fucking cultural.

01:15:32.000 Right?

01:15:33.000 And they're ethnic.

01:15:37.000 Oh, they're really ugly.

01:15:38.000 Third gender people.

01:15:41.000 I know the Native Americans thought that.

01:15:43.000 Look, they're ugly too.

01:15:46.000 Look them up.

01:15:46.000 They're hideous.

01:15:48.000 And they look like The Rock in drag.

01:15:52.000 Did you spell it right?

01:15:53.000 The Rock says...

01:15:55.000 M-A-H-U-S in Hawaii.

01:15:59.000 None of those are Hawaiian.

01:16:01.000 Yeah, look at that one on the left.

01:16:02.000 The other other at- There, there, there.

01:16:05.000 That's what they look like, dudes.

01:16:06.000 Setting great.

01:16:09.000 It looks like The Rock tried to make us laugh.

01:16:17.000 But yes, that's depraved.

01:16:19.000 Dennis Dear Piss Pants and Critically Low T. I forgot that's our new nickname for him.

01:16:26.000 Medium T. No, it's medium T. No, it's not.

01:16:28.000 You said it would be funny if it was medium tea.

01:16:31.000 It's not me.

01:16:32.000 Why do you keep saying it's medium T?

01:16:34.000 It's medium.

01:16:35.000 It's low.

01:16:36.000 Low, medium.

01:16:38.000 That's low.

01:16:39.000 There's a difference between medium, well, well, rare.

01:16:43.000 Okay.

01:16:44.000 It's low, medium.

01:16:47.000 Okay.

01:16:49.000 Being an avid golfer, are you spending any time this week watching the Masters Tournament?

01:16:52.000 I don't watch.

01:16:53.000 I see golf on TV when I'm at the bar, but I don't pay any attention to the sport of golf.

01:17:01.000 I have room for one thing in my life.

01:17:03.000 That's baseball.

01:17:04.000 And even then, it's just the Mets.

01:17:06.000 Fucking DeGrom is injured.

01:17:09.000 Can you show the Chiron?

01:17:10.000 April 7th is the first game.

01:17:12.000 That's in three days.

01:17:14.000 And we will be...

01:17:16.000 I've already done it.

01:17:17.000 I can lose $16,000 if they lose every game.

01:17:22.000 But I've already done it.

01:17:23.000 It's out of my hands.

01:17:23.000 I cannot pull it back.

01:17:26.000 But I'm betting $100 on every Mets game, and we will be monitoring our progress here.

01:17:30.000 I've got to leave early today to pick up my son.

01:17:32.000 My wife's out of town.

01:17:34.000 Dear Gapin McCainis and Chinky Hendrix.

01:17:37.000 And then tomorrow we're going to pick up my Jag.

01:17:39.000 We're going to shoot an episode of Car Guys.

01:17:42.000 But I think we'll still shoot a show.

01:17:44.000 We'll shoot a show in the car.

01:17:49.000 Dear Gapin McCainis and Chinky Hendrix.

01:17:54.000 You like that one?

01:17:55.000 That's the funniest one yet.

01:17:56.000 I don't know.

01:17:57.000 Why is it okay to say the Ukraine?

01:18:00.000 Don't.

01:18:01.000 It's not a thing.

01:18:02.000 I don't know who started that, but it's grammatically incorrect.

01:18:06.000 You sound as stupid as when you say purposeful or you say he hung himself.

01:18:14.000 People are hanged.

01:18:15.000 Things are hung.

01:18:17.000 He did it purposely, not purposefully.

01:18:20.000 Use an Oxford comma when you have a list of things.

01:18:23.000 And don't say the Ukraine.

01:18:25.000 That happened in Ukraine.

01:18:27.000 Is it because it starts with a U you feel weird starting something with a vowel?

01:18:32.000 I cannot think of any other country besides the United States of America or the United Kingdom, which no one ever says, that uses the before its name.

01:18:39.000 One wouldn't say the Canada.

01:18:40.000 Yeah, you're right.

01:18:41.000 It's wrong.

01:18:46.000 Okay, this is a long one.

01:18:48.000 Here we go.

01:18:49.000 Mets Pet.

01:18:53.000 Ryan, that's a bad design.

01:18:56.000 Why?

01:18:56.000 Because it's going to go into the three digits very quickly.

01:19:00.000 Oh, you just shrink them down.

01:19:02.000 But you don't want to be inconsistent like that.

01:19:06.000 It could be $10,000.

01:19:09.000 All right.

01:19:09.000 Well, then I'll shrink that so that way it never.

01:19:12.000 This is how you do design.

01:19:13.000 You start with the worst case scenario, like $10,000.

01:19:16.000 That's your starting point, and then you build from there.

01:19:20.000 What did I always say about the red book?

01:19:22.000 In French, they say la live rouge.

01:19:25.000 You start with the book, you fill it in red.

01:19:27.000 You don't start with red, and then cram it into a book, like the red book.

01:19:32.000 All right.

01:19:33.000 This is from a guy named Jason.

01:19:34.000 I'm 35 and married for nine glorious years.

01:19:37.000 And here's the strategy I've worked out with great success.

01:19:40.000 Ooh, I like these kind of letters.

01:19:41.000 When you miss a lay opportunity with your wife, instead of being moody and annoyed to teach her, which will not work long term, yes, it does.

01:19:50.000 It's been going great for me.

01:19:53.000 Instead, you double down on your lay intensity plans for tomorrow night.

01:19:57.000 Kind of like that fucker in the ass for all the bullshit you put you through, murder guy you always bring up, but with more Christ-like self-sacrifice.

01:20:05.000 The instant you realize it's not happening tonight, you flip the switch in your brain, realize that you're not the guy who didn't get laid tonight.

01:20:11.000 You're the guy who is getting absolutely laid tomorrow night.

01:20:15.000 And if it doesn't happen again, you triple down and so on.

01:20:17.000 I like this.

01:20:18.000 This is good.

01:20:20.000 By the way, don't take mine or his as mutually exclusive.

01:20:24.000 You can use both of these.

01:20:26.000 There's nothing wrong with that.

01:20:29.000 I guess you can't use.

01:20:30.000 I guess they are mutually exclusive.

01:20:34.000 Just suck it up and don't be a baby.

01:20:35.000 And combined with no porn and no fap, this all but guarantees you are getting honeymoon-worthy fuck almost every single encounter.

01:20:42.000 And you get to be happy, funny, keep her laughing and talking.

01:20:45.000 Guy, your whole family's vibe stays positive.

01:20:47.000 It can be really tough in the moment, especially if she seems oblivious to your participation for some thigh-slapping fun.

01:20:52.000 But I think gritting your teeth and not being a victim is your best path to regular, fruitful, long-term marital relations.

01:20:58.000 Just my two cents.

01:20:59.000 I've been married for, well, 15 years, but I've known it for 20.

01:21:03.000 So I trump you on that.

01:21:05.000 Also, I remember you saying, you don't give a fuck if your wife comes.

01:21:08.000 What the fuck?

01:21:09.000 If you want to get forward of doing it regularly, wouldn't this be one of your primary concerns?

01:21:13.000 Not to rip on your sex strategy, but you might want to do some soul searching on this.

01:21:16.000 Sorry, kid.

01:21:18.000 You're 15 years younger than me, and you've been married for half the time I have.

01:21:23.000 We're not looking for tips.

01:21:25.000 They are coming at levels that you haven't even seen yet.

01:21:29.000 Oh, shit.

01:21:30.000 Okay.

01:21:32.000 Wife cheated.

01:21:33.000 Love the show.

01:21:33.000 Would you stay with your wife if she cheated on you?

01:21:36.000 Like you more than a friend.

01:21:38.000 That's a tough one.

01:21:39.000 That's obviously a deal breaker.

01:21:41.000 But now you've ruined the kid's life because your wife was a slut.

01:21:45.000 That's really why you're mad, besides obviously the infidelity and the betrayal, is that she's put you in this shitty situation where you ruin your kid's life or you're a fucking cuck victim forever.

01:21:56.000 She put you in that situation.

01:21:59.000 And she made it obvious enough that you found out so she didn't cover her tracks.

01:22:04.000 It's like a triple fuck you.

01:22:06.000 That's why it's every man's worst nightmare, right?

01:22:08.000 Besides like cancer, your kid ODing or something.

01:22:12.000 That's your biggest fear.

01:22:14.000 What if she let you get even and she was like, you know what?

01:22:17.000 Great.

01:22:18.000 Now we both have desecrated our marriage.

01:22:20.000 That's a good point.

01:22:21.000 How awesome.

01:22:22.000 Now you could be a piece of shit too.

01:22:24.000 Yeah, you're right.

01:22:26.000 All right, let's get to the final video.

01:22:29.000 Short up.

01:22:30.000 Don't worry.

01:22:30.000 I've got a three-part series coming tomorrow where I shit on Jon Stewart for three hours.

01:22:55.000 Check this out.

01:22:56.000 Magnetic slime robot.

01:22:59.000 What the?

01:23:00.000 Remember I said sewing machines should be destroyed because they're the work of the devil because they defy physics?

01:23:06.000 It's the same with...

01:23:09.000 What was the other thing?

01:23:13.000 Some other thing we said was evil.

01:23:15.000 Oh, it was a squid?

01:23:17.000 Oh, yeah.

01:23:18.000 Squids should be all murdered.

01:23:20.000 That's correct.

01:23:20.000 And then this thing.

01:23:22.000 Like, murder the person that invented this.

01:23:25.000 It's a slime robot.

01:23:27.000 So it's a piece of slime, but it can be used to retrieve stuff.

01:23:31.000 It can be remote controlled.

01:23:34.000 Press play, fuckhead.

01:23:37.000 Look, it's like a tongue that moves.

01:23:41.000 You could swallow it, and it'll take its time, but it'll go down your esophagus, and then it could maybe go grab like a little piece of wire you accidentally ate, pick that up, or it could seal two wires together.

01:23:55.000 How about that?

01:23:57.000 Make a little connection there.

01:23:58.000 You can cut it up in little pieces, and then it'll come back together and still...

01:24:02.000 This is like the fucking Terminator.

01:24:04.000 Yeah, T1000.

01:24:05.000 This is the T1000.

01:24:08.000 They've invented it.

01:24:11.000 Modit Christ de Godes.

01:24:14.000 Anyway, if you see one of these, smash it.

01:24:16.000 And if you catch the guy who invented it, murder him because he's clearly working with Satan.

01:24:20.000 That's voodoo shit.

01:24:21.000 And we don't tolerate that in this Christian society.

01:24:25.000 Sewing machines, squids, and whatever the fuck that is are not allowed In a civilized society, kill everyone involved and get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.

01:25:06.000 Lothing else compares.

01:25:13.000 Oh, nothing else compares compares.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - April 04, 2022

S4E102 - THE KIDS IN AMERICA

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