Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - April 06, 2022


S4E103 - ROAD TRIP


Episode Stats

Length

1 hour and 26 minutes

Words per Minute

142.17567

Word Count

12,329

Sentence Count

1,218

Misogynist Sentences

77

Hate Speech Sentences

83


Summary

In this episode, the boys talk about a video of a 12-year-old making music about sucking cock, a man who was kicked off the internet because he was too horny, and a woman who said she wouldn t have sex with him if he was gay.


Transcript

00:01:11.000 Don't the dope, niggas don't get when I'm behind this.
00:01:13.000 Put them on my step when I'm fucking a coup like fucking you.
00:01:15.000 But what I try with, I said that's big gay.
00:01:17.000 Now I doubt they be gay.
00:01:18.000 What did I bring see?
00:01:19.000 What I try with a feeling that men are like a rename.
00:01:21.000 I feel like I'm feeling my nigga, my children like rain.
00:01:23.000 I'm feeling that nigga, I feel like I'm in.
00:01:29.000 I said that what?
00:01:34.000 You can't hide.
00:01:35.000 Look at that lovely sign.
00:01:39.000 So that was Speed or something?
00:01:44.000 ISpeed, Lispe.
00:01:47.000 Some young people of African-American people of color men.
00:01:52.000 African-American men of color.
00:01:54.000 Amoks.
00:01:55.000 That was some Amoks.
00:01:56.000 They all look to be in the video about 12 years old.
00:02:00.000 Which is great.
00:02:01.000 Kids out there, they got a hobby, they're making music.
00:02:05.000 But at about 156 in the song, they talk about sucking cock!
00:02:09.000 Shuck that cock!
00:02:10.000 Shuck that cock!
00:02:13.000 Alrighty.
00:02:15.000 Um.
00:02:18.000 It's a little rich.
00:02:21.000 But we're on our way to pick up my jag and film an episode of Car Guys.
00:02:30.000 Which is exciting.
00:02:34.000 I think there's a guy from that same video where there was a white girl saying she wouldn't sleep with him if he was the last person on earth.
00:02:40.000 He's like, Yeah, you would!
00:02:42.000 Do you think that's the same kid?
00:02:45.000 Why do you think that?
00:02:47.000 Because I recognized him.
00:02:50.000 That kid isn't just a one-off guy from that clip.
00:02:53.000 He's like a famous gamer.
00:02:55.000 Oh.
00:02:58.000 Well, he's got a real temper on him, if that's the guy.
00:03:01.000 Does everyone at home know what we're talking about?
00:03:03.000 There's a guy who was this woman was saying, I wouldn't sleep with you, and then he went nuts and said, like, I've been jacking off to you every day.
00:03:13.000 Which was all been for a waste.
00:03:15.000 So he was mad about that.
00:03:17.000 And I think they kicked him off the stream, right?
00:03:19.000 This is kind of gay that I know that at 51.
00:03:23.000 They kicked him off the stream because he was too horny.
00:03:28.000 The teenager got so horny, he got kicked off his stream with whatever destiny and fucking some other gay name.
00:03:37.000 So we're going to do the show from the car today.
00:03:39.000 I've got my notes back here.
00:03:41.000 And you have all the articles you can show on your phone to the camera, right?
00:03:46.000 Sure could.
00:03:47.000 And you have the interstitials.
00:03:49.000 Sure.
00:03:49.000 Like, Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad?
00:03:52.000 Sure could.
00:03:53.000 Alright.
00:03:56.000 We're going to read the mailbag, too.
00:03:59.000 Everything's going to be really exciting.
00:04:15.000 All right, we're starting the show here on the 95.
00:04:20.000 What the fuck's going on here?
00:04:23.000 You may have noticed I don't wear a seatbelt.
00:04:25.000 I don't believe in seatbelts.
00:04:27.000 And people think that's one of my crazier views.
00:04:31.000 I also don't believe in condoms.
00:04:34.000 Condoms don't go all the way down to your dick.
00:04:36.000 So if she has venereal warts or whatever, you're going to get the STD anyway.
00:04:41.000 They don't prevent STDs.
00:04:42.000 They prevent pregnancy if you double check them, but just chiz on her butt.
00:04:47.000 Anyway, seatbelts definitely did reduce the number of fatalities on the roads when they came out.
00:04:57.000 But the number of accidents increased because people felt more confident.
00:05:05.000 This truck is racing me.
00:05:09.000 So I find I drive more cautiously when I have more shit at stake.
00:05:16.000 You know?
00:05:20.000 Anyway.
00:05:24.000 I did a deep dive on that kid's reading list, by the way.
00:05:27.000 It's way worse than I thought.
00:05:29.000 18 main characters in the books?
00:05:35.000 We're not doing a deep dive.
00:05:38.000 I'm going to make a separate free video of it because it's pretty amazing.
00:05:43.000 Like that school, his school is probably like 50% white males.
00:05:49.000 There's 18 main characters in that list of books.
00:05:52.000 Some of them like Ibrahim X don't have any main characters, right?
00:05:56.000 Eight black males, six black females, two Native Americans, one white girl, one gay, genderless queer.
00:06:07.000 I don't know what race it is.
00:06:11.000 No one has a problem with a book about Jackie Robinson.
00:06:14.000 That's great.
00:06:14.000 Good work, 42.
00:06:16.000 But in the context of it, it went down to basically two categories.
00:06:22.000 Black people rule, white people suck.
00:06:26.000 Okay.
00:06:26.000 Anyway, that's not a deep dive.
00:06:28.000 So let's start The show with some feminism.
00:06:33.000 Show the feminist thing.
00:06:39.000 Who here identifies as feminist or the story?
00:06:44.000 The very form of change of the world has been waiting for you.
00:06:56.000 That's toxic basketball as well.
00:07:03.000 Did you make that?
00:07:04.000 Yep.
00:07:05.000 That's good.
00:07:08.000 Gay jumps in the tub.
00:07:10.000 Oh, this is fucking amazing.
00:07:12.000 So, more gays having surrogates.
00:07:16.000 Now, we're for gay adoption if the kid is an orphan and it's going to be the orphanage alone, more gruel, please, or two loving dads.
00:07:29.000 And there's no other options.
00:07:31.000 Okay, take it away, two loving dads.
00:07:34.000 However, when you make a kid from scratch with a surrogate, like Dave Rubin, I believe, did, and this guy did, and what's his name, fucking Pete Buttigig did, you're bringing a kid into the world with a handicap.
00:07:52.000 It's the same reason I don't think single mothers should ever have kids.
00:07:58.000 Like my generation, Gen X, it's not unusual for a woman to say, oh, well, I didn't find a guy.
00:08:03.000 I'm just going to get inseminated and make a kid.
00:08:06.000 I'll find some guy to fuck, and I promise him I won't ask him for money.
00:08:11.000 You're starting a kid out with a disadvantage.
00:08:13.000 That's like knowingly making a blind kid or knowingly making a severely handicapped kid.
00:08:20.000 So I don't approve of surrogates.
00:08:25.000 I used to.
00:08:26.000 I changed my mind.
00:08:29.000 It's like rigging the system, but it gets worse.
00:08:33.000 Because gays live with gay privilege, they have decided, just like men take over women's sports, they have decided to totally elbow their way in to this new pregnancy.
00:08:48.000 So remember Pete Buttigig's husband, who was almost the first lady, if you can imagine that.
00:08:54.000 We almost had a male first lady with cum dripping down his face.
00:09:02.000 Just the same way Pete Buttigig's husband jumped into bed right after the baby was born and lay in the bed.
00:09:10.000 Why are you lying in the bed?
00:09:12.000 Is your back hurt from standing?
00:09:14.000 I think the woman who pushed out the baby is probably a little more uncomfortable.
00:09:18.000 So maybe it was a bed next to it or something, or maybe he fucking pushed her out of the bed.
00:09:24.000 The same way Pete Buttigig's husband did that, this fucking clown, they have one of those water bursts, which I think are pretty cool actually, especially if there's a doctor around.
00:09:37.000 They did one of those water bursts.
00:09:39.000 The second the baby comes out, he jumps into the pool.
00:09:44.000 I don't know if he's nude or in a bathing suit, but he jumps into the pool and sits with the baby holding it like he's done anything.
00:09:54.000 Are you trying to bond with it like a puppy or something?
00:09:56.000 Is this some mammal shit?
00:09:59.000 What kind of bullshit is that?
00:10:02.000 Anyway, this is becoming a trend.
00:10:05.000 So that's feminism for you, folks.
00:10:07.000 That's the way women are treated today.
00:10:09.000 And Archie Bunker over here, he doesn't want that.
00:10:13.000 So you woke people end up shitting on women.
00:10:16.000 With the woke agenda, you end up with gays hijacking pregnancy and gays.
00:10:24.000 I mean, these trans guys are gays.
00:10:26.000 Gays hijacking women's sports.
00:10:29.000 Alright.
00:10:32.000 Now it says this shit is making, yeah, it's making me hate men.
00:10:36.000 That's it for feminism, Ryan.
00:10:38.000 Only one article for feminism.
00:10:41.000 Let's jump to LGBTQ.
00:10:52.000 And then they ate the poo-poo!
00:11:00.000 You a- Did I already tell you this that the DC jail where Enrique was, where Brandon Bond is, where all the Prowl boys were, are, is run by Africans?
00:11:13.000 Actual from Africa.
00:11:14.000 Yes.
00:11:14.000 Well, I wouldn't call black people Africans.
00:11:17.000 Hello.
00:11:18.000 Are you an African man?
00:11:20.000 I guess originally my name's Dwayne.
00:11:24.000 Hello, Dwayne.
00:11:26.000 Are you from Africa?
00:11:28.000 And then they eat with poopoop.
00:11:30.000 Are you eat the did you know here in America they eat the poo-poo?
00:11:35.000 Another one is eating the poop all over the place.
00:11:39.000 It's the best accent.
00:11:41.000 African, Jamaican, Scottish.
00:11:45.000 Best accents in the world.
00:11:46.000 Anyway, no, African from Africa.
00:11:51.000 So people die all the time in there, especially if no one's checking on them.
00:11:56.000 Brandon Vaughn heard a guy die pleading, help, help.
00:12:00.000 Brandon was lying in his own puke when they gave him 40 milligrams of methadone because they assumed he was junk sick.
00:12:08.000 He couldn't sleep because he had bad nerves because everyone around him was going to kill him.
00:12:12.000 He's the only white guy in the whole fucking prison.
00:12:15.000 And they're like, you will be okay.
00:12:17.000 You don't have to worry about it.
00:12:20.000 And then they let them die.
00:12:21.000 Another inmate has died.
00:12:23.000 That means that we have a free cell.
00:12:27.000 It is okay.
00:12:31.000 And it's pretty insane that our jails are so shitty.
00:12:36.000 We have to import COs from the third world.
00:12:40.000 Probably because they don't give a fuck.
00:12:43.000 And they don't care about getting canceled.
00:12:45.000 They don't care about getting sued.
00:12:49.000 Anyway, that's neither here nor there.
00:12:51.000 We're talking about trans.
00:12:54.000 Oh, I don't know why this is here, but I saw this.
00:12:59.000 This is a weird episode.
00:13:01.000 I just saw this trans person.
00:13:02.000 Every time you check them out on Twitter, you get kind of lost in a trans hole.
00:13:08.000 And their Twitter feed is distinctly male.
00:13:16.000 So Parker Molloy is this loser who tried to get me canceled many years ago and then ended up getting canceled itself because it said to another trans person,
00:13:31.000 I hope you drink bleach and die.
00:13:33.000 This is what they all do.
00:13:34.000 They end up cannibalizing each other.
00:13:37.000 But I remember checking her Twitter feed and it was all about like, the Eagles suck this year, man.
00:13:43.000 We've got to get better defense.
00:13:45.000 If they trade fucking McDougal over Harrison, we're fucking toast.
00:13:53.000 Which is not what women do.
00:13:55.000 Women almost never give a fuck about sports.
00:13:58.000 And when they do, they think, you know, Noah Cindergaard is gorgeous.
00:14:04.000 And they love their team and they wear the Mets shirt.
00:14:07.000 But they don't talk about the semantics of trading and we need better pitching and who do we have that hits.
00:14:14.000 They like the hunks.
00:14:17.000 Which is weird because when I went to spring training, there was all these Cindergaard groupies.
00:14:23.000 Spring training is for little kids.
00:14:25.000 It's where 11-year-olds go and they get the ball signed by one of the players.
00:14:32.000 It's like Disneyland.
00:14:33.000 It's weird to see adults there.
00:14:36.000 But I think you're on your way to Disneyland soon, aren't you?
00:14:39.000 With a baby.
00:14:40.000 Oh, that makes it better?
00:14:42.000 Yes.
00:14:42.000 Why?
00:14:43.000 Because it's a child of the Lord.
00:14:46.000 Child of the Lord?
00:14:48.000 The fuck does that mean?
00:14:51.000 You're going there as some sort of religious epiphany.
00:14:54.000 It's a pilgrimage to your Mecca?
00:14:56.000 The Mickey Mecca?
00:14:58.000 The Micah.
00:15:01.000 Your baby will not remember anything.
00:15:05.000 Obviously.
00:15:06.000 You still enjoy being stimulated by, you know, cool things.
00:15:09.000 Yeah, you could go to a prison and they'd be equally stimulated.
00:15:12.000 We try.
00:15:14.000 Anyway, so I was going through this Tranny's Twitter feed and she just fucking love cars, dude.
00:15:24.000 Loves fucking cars.
00:15:26.000 And here's a group there.
00:15:27.000 I don't know if you can zoom in on them.
00:15:29.000 There's a couple trans there.
00:15:32.000 And you're just like, dude, you're basically just glam.
00:15:37.000 Like in the late 60s and the 70s, before punk, you'd have guys who would wear like platform boots, scary glitter types, right?
00:15:48.000 They listen to Slade.
00:15:50.000 And they'd have long hair and like a baby blue jean jacket with rhinestones on it.
00:15:57.000 You're still a dude.
00:15:58.000 You're just an eccentric guy.
00:16:00.000 Why do you hear your alerts on?
00:16:03.000 Is that professional?
00:16:09.000 So it's funny seeing them in denial.
00:16:12.000 And again, I blame video games.
00:16:14.000 I think playing as a woman for five hours in a row makes you think you're a woman.
00:16:20.000 The next thing you know, some guy who just wants to have long hair thinks he's abroad.
00:16:27.000 Here's another funny picture of one who climbed a mountain.
00:16:31.000 Another friend of the car guys.
00:16:33.000 And the thing I like about this is if you've ever climbed to a top of one of these big sort of touristy pathway mountains like everyone goes to in LA, you see them jogging up and down it, you're pretty tired at the top.
00:16:48.000 Unless you're a tough fucking dude.
00:16:50.000 And then you feel great.
00:16:53.000 You didn't break a sweat because your big, strong testosterone legs just lifted you right up the fucking mountain like it ain't no thank.
00:17:03.000 What's that guy got there?
00:17:05.000 Is that for painting stripes on the road?
00:17:13.000 They just got any old fucking Mexican drawing our roadways now.
00:17:20.000 And then I thought this was interesting.
00:17:22.000 This is who they are.
00:17:24.000 Like they pretend they're just like you and me, but a different gender.
00:17:28.000 Really?
00:17:29.000 Why are they begging all the time?
00:17:31.000 Begging for free shit because they have mental illness or I need a mental health day or you need to buy me a gun because I'm not safe.
00:17:44.000 I used to say they're mentally ill gays.
00:17:47.000 I want to go farther.
00:17:48.000 They're mentally ill gay nerds.
00:17:51.000 Right?
00:17:52.000 Now that brings us to I obviously don't give a fuck about mentally ill gay nerds, but it makes me worried they want to fuck our kids.
00:18:05.000 When you see all these trans teachers talk about the kiddos, right, you start to get a little paranoid.
00:18:11.000 And maybe because I don't want to accept that possibility, or maybe because this guy has great logic, but I thought this was a really cool thread, 2-1, on the whole trans thing.
00:18:24.000 Do you want to read that, Ryan?
00:18:26.000 Yes, it says...
00:18:27.000 Single line.
00:18:28.000 You got your audio okay there?
00:18:30.000 Are you on my mic?
00:18:31.000 Yeah.
00:18:33.000 Come on here.
00:18:34.000 I'll hold the mic closer.
00:18:35.000 Okay.
00:18:36.000 It says, I'm seeing a lot of people on the right share this meme.
00:18:39.000 While it may be a strong satirical response to those who get lost in nuance, it fundamentally fails to recognize why the left wants to talk to your kids about sexuality.
00:18:48.000 Well, let's connect some dots.
00:18:50.000 So here's the meme.
00:18:51.000 Don't make me tap the sign.
00:18:53.000 It's not rocket science, guys.
00:18:55.000 They're just evil-in-one to little kids.
00:18:57.000 The left doesn't want to diddle kids.
00:18:59.000 They want to create little revolutionaries.
00:19:02.000 To do that, they need to sever the bond between students and parents that they believe are raising the children to be hateful bigots.
00:19:09.000 Yeah, I'm not denying that there are some pedophiles there, but wanting to fuck a child is very unusual.
00:19:17.000 And I know, you know, Alex Jones and the rest of our people want to put it into prominence, and that's a noble pursuit.
00:19:26.000 But it just doesn't make logistical sense.
00:19:30.000 It's a fraction of the population want to fuck kids like 0.0000000000001%, right?
00:19:39.000 The gays definitely disproportionately molest children more, and there seems to be a lot of gay teachers these days, so I'm aware of this, but it doesn't explain the preponderance of LGBT rainbows in classes.
00:19:52.000 Those are not 0.00000.
00:19:54.000 Those are like half.
00:19:56.000 And when you look at the reading lists my kids are getting about a genderless world, it's called the 57 bus, and it's a book about a guy guilty of a hate crime who didn't use proper pronouns.
00:20:08.000 So that's on a reading list that everyone has to choose.
00:20:13.000 Everyone gets this reading list.
00:20:14.000 That's 100% of the people exposed to that book.
00:20:17.000 100% of people don't want to diddle kids.
00:20:19.000 Anyway, take it away there, Ryan.
00:20:21.000 Okay.
00:20:23.000 And so here he also...
00:20:26.000 Are you shy?
00:20:28.000 Yes.
00:20:29.000 Here he also is.
00:20:30.000 I believe children are...
00:20:32.000 I believe children are...
00:20:35.000 Teach them well and lead them the way.
00:20:38.000 Why are you reading like a fucking abandoned child who grew up mostly in homeless shelters?
00:20:45.000 Well, despite that short biography, no reason at all.
00:20:50.000 It says those aren't just cheesy lyrics to the left.
00:20:53.000 Children are the key to societal transformation.
00:20:58.000 In order to sever the bond between parents and their children, the left is using a two-pronged approach, critical race theory and radical gender ideology, properly known as queer theory.
00:21:07.000 They're not two unrelated sets of ideas, they're two parts of the same strategy.
00:21:13.000 CRT is actually the first set of ideas to be introduced.
00:21:16.000 This is often enough to radicalize racial minorities, but it's merely step one for white or white-adjacent students.
00:21:23.000 Continued.
00:21:25.000 CRT instills in these students a negative self-identity as they're taught to believe they're recipients of enormous privilege that was stolen from others and that they are complicit in historic ongoing injustice.
00:21:35.000 In child terms, they're taught to believe they're bad.
00:21:39.000 Apart from the shame and the guilt, this also gives them a worldview at odds with the one that their parents gave them and are trying to pass.
00:21:45.000 That's a biggie.
00:21:46.000 And what did that teacher say a million years ago?
00:21:50.000 Let's be honest.
00:21:52.000 Sometimes the parents don't have the child's best interest at heart.
00:21:57.000 It's up to the community to raise a child.
00:21:59.000 Remember that quote?
00:22:01.000 And then there was that other woman, the kindergarten teacher, who said, I don't teach the curriculum.
00:22:06.000 I teach them about important things like Black Lives Matter.
00:22:09.000 She was a pre-K teacher, by the way.
00:22:11.000 I teach important things.
00:22:12.000 So when they watch the news, you know, when three and four-year-olds watch the news, they'll understand what these groups are about.
00:22:19.000 Yeah, these groups are about buying a $6 million California mansion and helping to strategize the future of the DNC.
00:22:31.000 Okay, now it says, once CRT is done tearing down these kids and leaving them with a negative self-identity, Queer Theory, QT, is introduced and offers them a wide assortment of positive self-identities to choose from.
00:22:46.000 Instead of living with the shame and guilt of being a member of the oppressive dominant culture, these students can be celebrated for coming out as gender non-binary or pansexual.
00:22:55.000 In an instant, these kids can trade their negative self-identity and the accompanying guilt and shame of being an oppressor for a positive self-identity much venerated and oppressed minority.
00:23:06.000 At this point, the left desperately wants the new identity to stay at school, so it has to be cemented before the parents find out.
00:23:12.000 In the guise of helping these students, schools withhold information about their child's new identity from mom and dad.
00:23:18.000 Once the parents do find out about their child's new identity, it's firmly in place, and an adversarial relationship between the child and the parents has now manufactured.
00:23:27.000 I cannot tell you how many dads tell me that their 12-year-old is identifying as Bi and he has a rainbow flag in his room.
00:23:39.000 And then it says, The parents' tendency will be to overreact and push the child farther away, farther into the arms of the woke radicals, who now have the little revolutionary that they wanted from the beginning.
00:23:52.000 The bond between parents and child has been severed, ending the perpetuation of hate and bigotry.
00:23:57.000 The left is determined to replicate this process in as many families as they can, using whatever means at their disposal.
00:24:03.000 It's not about diddling kids, it's about capturing the minds of impressionable children.
00:24:08.000 Unfortunately, this creates environments where actual predators can thrive.
00:24:12.000 When young children are isolated from their parents, encouraged to adopt different beliefs and keep secrets from their parents, they are made easy targets for abusers.
00:24:20.000 Dude, we gotta get fly this guy down to New York and do a sit-down with him.
00:24:24.000 This is fucking perfect.
00:24:28.000 But my school, this is in quotes, but my school has Christian teachers and a Christian principal.
00:24:32.000 They wouldn't possibly have this agenda.
00:24:34.000 Aha.
00:24:35.000 This is where we turn to at Joe Rigny and connect another dot.
00:24:40.000 And it links to an article, desiringgod.org.
00:24:42.000 Do you feel my pain, empathy, sympathy, and dangerous virtues?
00:24:46.000 Hear me out loud and clear on this.
00:24:49.000 Most teachers love their kids in their classrooms and want only the best for them.
00:24:54.000 They have their empathy for these students who weaponized against them by leftist activists promoting educational programs that sound nice and caring.
00:25:03.000 Highly empathetic teachers are used to promote this agenda, unaware of its insidious purpose.
00:25:08.000 An example, I recently saw a teacher at a Christian school announce that she would no longer be using the terms mom, dad, or parents in the classroom.
00:25:15.000 Her reason, she had just read a paper on the importance of making kids from non-traditional families feel included, so she suggested replacing donuts with dads and bagels with buds or something of the such.
00:25:28.000 This sounds very considerate for the kids who might feel different because they don't have a dad or live with their grandparents, but its purpose is to subtly chip away at the very idea of normative nuclear family.
00:25:39.000 Can I add one thing too?
00:25:40.000 We assume that there's some sort of grand plan here, the globalist agenda that Klaus Schwab is telling these teachers what to say.
00:25:49.000 I don't take that for granted.
00:25:52.000 I don't want to assume that's true.
00:25:54.000 It's possible that this is just how teachers have evolved.
00:25:59.000 The teachers' Unions are going to promote socialism, right?
00:26:03.000 They're going to tend to gravitate towards Marxism because unions are socialist.
00:26:10.000 So when you have that virus, and it's almost satanic, this is like the devil thriving.
00:26:15.000 It's almost like a bacteria, a cancer.
00:26:17.000 Remember, Jon Stewart was talking about how racism is a cancer.
00:26:20.000 Communism is a cancer, and it's metastasizing in these schools.
00:26:25.000 I agree with this guy.
00:26:26.000 I don't think these teachers are like, ha ha ha, we're making little revolutionaries.
00:26:31.000 I think they're just dumb patsies who have, and women are agreeable and they tend to be women, and they've fallen for this rhetoric.
00:26:39.000 Now, was the rhetoric pre-written by this evil socialist pedophile who wants to control the world?
00:26:45.000 Maybe.
00:26:46.000 Or maybe that's socialism is its own little bacteria.
00:26:52.000 And it, like a computer virus, it can spread on its own without a grandmaster to make sure it gets its wings.
00:27:01.000 All right, go back to the thread.
00:27:03.000 Okay.
00:27:04.000 Let's see.
00:27:07.000 Oh, yeah.
00:27:08.000 Christians who think that they can embrace the ideas from CRT and reject radical gender ideology need to realize how the former is used to prepare kids to accept the latter.
00:27:18.000 These are your kids we're talking about.
00:27:19.000 The left wants them.
00:27:21.000 They would love to sever your bonds with them.
00:27:22.000 They think your appeals to childhood innocence are an attempt to force hetonormativity on them.
00:27:28.000 Seriously, they write papers on it.
00:27:29.000 It's not a secret agenda.
00:27:31.000 At Conceptual James has recorded three-part series walking through this entire agenda by looking at primary sources.
00:27:38.000 I highly recommend all parents to invest the time and listen to them.
00:27:41.000 So that's Groomer Schools One, the Long Cultural Marxist History link.
00:27:47.000 The meme I open this thread with is an easy response to the insanity we're seeing today, but it's not a great explanation.
00:27:54.000 We should take the time to help people see how nice sounding programs are being used in the classroom to create little activists and put them in danger.
00:28:03.000 You know, on that reading list that my son got, there wasn't just Fahrenheit 9-11.
00:28:08.000 There was another.
00:28:11.000 There was another thing called...
00:28:13.000 Why is he honking?
00:28:18.000 There was another one called Ban This Book.
00:28:20.000 Now, Fahrenheit 451, I'm not crazy for assuming that it's going to be about conservatives wanting to ban CRT books.
00:28:30.000 When they made it a movie, they got Hunkypants.
00:28:33.000 What's his name?
00:28:35.000 Michael B. Hunky Pants.
00:28:36.000 Michael B. Jordan.
00:28:39.000 They got Michael B. Jordan to play the guy, and the people banning the books were conservatives.
00:28:44.000 And here's another thing.
00:28:46.000 On the list, it's right below To Kill a Mockingbird.
00:28:50.000 To Kill a Mockingbird has been attacked by both the left and the right.
00:28:54.000 The left doesn't like that the white savior saves the day, and the right doesn't like that this town of rednecks are a bunch of racist assholes.
00:29:04.000 I think the left sees that book as a good example of the right banning books.
00:29:09.000 So it goes to kill a mockingbird, then Fahrenheit 451, which is about book burners.
00:29:16.000 So clearly the message is Gavin and anyone else who has a problem with this list wants to burn books.
00:29:28.000 So the only two non-woke books are a kid's book called Ban This Book.
00:29:33.000 By the way, a lot of it was very young for 13-year-olds.
00:29:37.000 Like when I was 13, we were reading Wuthering Heights and Emily Jane Eyre and stuff.
00:29:43.000 There was like three or four graphic novels.
00:29:46.000 Comic books are not reading.
00:29:48.000 I like them, but they're not reading.
00:29:52.000 And yeah, Ban This Book and Fahrenheit 451 both have black people on the cover.
00:29:58.000 With the latter, it's the movie, but you know what I'm saying.
00:30:01.000 And the message from both of them is, if you don't want these books read to your kids, you're a fascist.
00:30:09.000 So two non-woke books converted to the woke agenda.
00:30:13.000 Anyway, is that guy done?
00:30:16.000 Okay, that was fascinating.
00:30:18.000 I love that guy.
00:30:20.000 I want to get him in here.
00:30:22.000 Of course, he's going to say no.
00:30:27.000 Most people believe a woman can have a penis.
00:30:30.000 Oh, this was disturbing.
00:30:31.000 So some talk radio site did a survey to see how many people think a woman can have a penis.
00:30:36.000 I'm hoping they interviewed a disproportionate number of fucking college students.
00:30:44.000 But no, a woman cannot have a penis.
00:30:48.000 Boy, are you trivializing what it is to be a woman.
00:30:52.000 Being a woman...
00:30:57.000 Being a woman has been turned into nothing.
00:31:01.000 It's easier...
00:31:02.000 It's harder.
00:31:04.000 It's literally harder to be known as a skater, a skater boy, than it is to be known as a woman.
00:31:12.000 You're a poser with your skateboard if you can't ollie.
00:31:17.000 Ollieing is pretty hard to get any kind of height, to get over a curb.
00:31:22.000 I tried for years.
00:31:23.000 I never really got higher than two inches.
00:31:27.000 I never got taller than Ryan's dick.
00:31:33.000 But being a woman, I can say it now.
00:31:36.000 You can have a beard now.
00:31:38.000 You can have a beard and short hair, and you can be a lesbian.
00:31:43.000 So I'm a woman.
00:31:44.000 I'm a lesbian woman.
00:31:46.000 Why don't you eat out my pussy?
00:31:48.000 Lick my bag.
00:31:51.000 Diddle my bean.
00:31:53.000 My giant fucking seven-inch bean.
00:31:56.000 I want to be a woman.
00:32:02.000 Alright, that...
00:32:03.000 We did racism, right?
00:32:05.000 Yesterday?
00:32:06.000 Oh, well, there's plenty more racism, though.
00:32:08.000 Let's go over to racism.
00:32:14.000 Are there different?
00:32:15.000 What else could I have done to see a black woman?
00:32:33.000 We got a letter in the mailbag where someone said, I don't believe you that that guy's not playing Black Benny.
00:32:40.000 And no one believes the shit.
00:32:44.000 They think it's a a melted Twix bar.
00:32:46.000 No, it was shit.
00:32:49.000 It not only trivializes what you did, but also me in transporting it.
00:32:55.000 Well, you did a kind of a pussy job.
00:32:58.000 You wrapped it with tons of ice and weird cling wrap.
00:33:01.000 It was already in a bag.
00:33:03.000 But how would you keep the ice?
00:33:04.000 I didn't want to put the ice inside of the Ziploc, because now you have shit melted.
00:33:08.000 You don't need any ice.
00:33:10.000 It's not going to thaw.
00:33:14.000 I mean, I tried to keep the AC.
00:33:18.000 You're kidding me.
00:33:19.000 Yeah, I put it on the ground.
00:33:22.000 You're a mental patient.
00:33:24.000 What I think should give it away, if you look at the footage, you can see little traces of like brown water.
00:33:33.000 How would you get that from a Twix?
00:33:36.000 That's from when I pulled it out.
00:33:40.000 Well, we still can't.
00:33:41.000 It's in my garbage.
00:33:43.000 Yeah, let's take a fork to it.
00:33:45.000 Because Twix has like a shortbread in the middle, right?
00:33:48.000 Yeah, I'm going to mush it up.
00:33:50.000 Imagine this is the one time where you ate an entire shortbread.
00:33:55.000 Two of them next to me.
00:33:57.000 I'm going to mush it on Thursday night.
00:33:59.000 That's terrible.
00:34:01.000 I hope Maddie's back.
00:34:02.000 His feet were purple the other day.
00:34:05.000 Gladdy's alright, man.
00:34:06.000 I had that nightmare about him.
00:34:09.000 And I called him yesterday for like no reason, basically.
00:34:12.000 It's like, hey, man, just check him if you're bugging in Maddie's kitchen just to hear his voice again.
00:34:20.000 All right.
00:34:21.000 This says, look at this Wigger clown 2-5.
00:34:25.000 I don't remember this.
00:34:31.000 Trump.
00:34:32.000 Let's go, Brandon.
00:34:36.000 You got that?
00:34:37.000 Get that guy.
00:34:38.000 You know you've left New York when people are sane again.
00:34:47.000 Nice.
00:34:56.000 Alrighty, 2-5.
00:34:58.000 That's UCLA's race and equity officer, Chris Death.
00:35:02.000 Oh, yeah.
00:35:03.000 Once admitted to staging a race service.
00:35:06.000 So Andy Noel brought this up on post-millennial, and the guy goes, you spelt my name wrong.
00:35:14.000 By the way, his name is spelled wrong.
00:35:16.000 You don't spell Jonathan J-O-H-N-A-T-H-A-N.
00:35:20.000 I have a Jonathan.
00:35:22.000 John is J-O-H-N.
00:35:23.000 Jonathan is just J-O-N.
00:35:26.000 So your name is spelled wrong, you dunce.
00:35:28.000 And he has stop killing us all over his shirt.
00:35:31.000 The guy is whiter than Wilfred Riley.
00:35:34.000 From now on, have you got a picture of him?
00:35:38.000 Oh no, I put a picture in the next one.
00:35:40.000 Because he says, stop killing us.
00:35:41.000 I don't know if you saw the shirt there.
00:35:43.000 It says, stop killing us, stop killing us, stop killing us.
00:35:45.000 The race and equity officer.
00:35:48.000 And he's, if you can convince people that you're white, if you could join the KKK, then you can't talk about how hard it is to be black.
00:35:57.000 Look at that guy.
00:35:58.000 If he kept his hair short, he could absolutely join the KKK.
00:36:05.000 Therefore, you're not oppressed.
00:36:09.000 It's the same fucking dumb one-drop rule.
00:36:12.000 I know that I grew up white.
00:36:13.000 I'm Corey Booker.
00:36:15.000 But look, another let's go Brandon.
00:36:17.000 This is, where are we?
00:36:19.000 Are we in PA?
00:36:20.000 I think we are.
00:36:22.000 PA, where you get a fucking handgun just by walking into a store and asking for one.
00:36:28.000 That's it.
00:36:29.000 Driver's license, you're in.
00:36:32.000 Makes me want to like rent an apartment, but you can only carry it in Pennsylvania.
00:36:41.000 Oh, this was funny.
00:36:42.000 Robin D'Angelo.
00:36:44.000 I'm kind of stealing a bit from Prague or U. Is it Prague or U?
00:36:48.000 Yeah.
00:36:49.000 Where she goes, mainstream comedy, like the only shows that can still make sort of edgy jokes, South Park and Family Guy.
00:37:01.000 Who are the butt of all the jokes in South Park and Family Guy, or 99%, is not just white people, but the all-white nuclear family.
00:37:10.000 They are constantly ridiculed.
00:37:12.000 The show offends me.
00:37:14.000 Like The Simpsons is woke.
00:37:17.000 Lisa Simpsons a genius.
00:37:19.000 Bart and Homer are absolute retards.
00:37:22.000 Marge holds everything together.
00:37:25.000 Homer's too stupid to feed himself.
00:37:27.000 He has Down syndrome.
00:37:29.000 And that's the norm with all sitcoms.
00:37:32.000 It's not just The Simpsons.
00:37:34.000 Look at Married with Children or even the cartoon Gumball.
00:37:39.000 The white dad is always a fucking retard.
00:37:44.000 And that's true of this.
00:37:45.000 But Robin D'Angelo, in her quest to find racism everywhere she looks, has decided that these shows are racist.
00:37:53.000 And our black friend over at PragerU points out that hypocrisy.
00:37:59.000 I think it's an excuse to get to be racist, right?
00:38:02.000 And like irony.
00:38:03.000 And I think TV shows like Family Guy and South Park and maybe a little bit The Simpsons, right?
00:38:10.000 Allow white people to be racist.
00:38:15.000 These guys are racist.
00:38:16.000 If only somebody would make a cartoon and making fun of and satirizing the stereotypical white American family.
00:38:22.000 Oh wait.
00:38:23.000 Nobody is.
00:38:26.000 I think it's an excuse to get to be racist, right?
00:38:29.000 You're like an irony.
00:38:30.000 And I think TV shows.
00:38:31.000 That's enough.
00:38:32.000 What was going on with your phone?
00:38:36.000 I have to reconnect my.
00:38:41.000 Oh, it's just the monitor that went down.
00:38:43.000 Are you sure this audio is audio showing up?
00:38:46.000 Yep.
00:38:47.000 Better be.
00:38:50.000 I don't think Robin Angelo realizes that she's white.
00:38:54.000 She talks about white people in such a separate way, which goes back to that kindergarten shit where you shit on white People constantly, and your first instinct is, I don't want to be part of this group.
00:39:06.000 So you say, I'm Jewish, or I'm Armenian, or I'm.
00:39:11.000 I heard Slavs recently are considered not white.
00:39:16.000 So my wife is half Slav and half American Indian.
00:39:21.000 So she's entirely not white anymore.
00:39:24.000 And another way to get rid of that group is to say, I'm gay, I'm trans.
00:39:29.000 Or you can just be like Robin Dangelow and go, I'm just going to talk about them like they're not me and hope nobody notices.
00:39:35.000 I'll be really big with blind bigots like fucking Clinton Bigsby.
00:39:41.000 I am a woman, I am black.
00:39:45.000 Let's go with the new Supreme Court judge is worse than you think.
00:39:52.000 Oh shit, this is going to be a tough one to do in a car.
00:39:54.000 So Aunt Coulter wrote a great article about this new Katanji Jackson chick.
00:40:00.000 And the narrative we were getting, even from the right, was, she's a little nicer to pedophiles than she could be.
00:40:09.000 But these are people who just clicked a button and didn't buy any porn.
00:40:17.000 It's not like she's letting pedophiles get away with murder.
00:40:21.000 No, it's pretty much like that.
00:40:24.000 Maybe you can read this, Ryan?
00:40:26.000 I don't want to die.
00:40:28.000 But Judge Jackson is the paragraph.
00:40:31.000 It's in the notes.
00:40:33.000 But Judge Jackson also dramatically departed downward in sentencing a couple of...
00:40:40.000 Gosh.
00:40:41.000 Read that paragraph.
00:40:42.000 It says...
00:40:43.000 But Judge Jackson...
00:40:45.000 Jackson.
00:40:45.000 Jackson.
00:40:47.000 Wait, you need the mic.
00:40:49.000 Has also dramatically departed downward into sentencing a couple of ripe perverts.
00:40:53.000 One who attempted to travel across state lines and molest a nine-year-old girl when his thousands of child porn images weren't enough.
00:41:00.000 And another who distributed more than 100 pornographic photos and videos of his own daughter.
00:41:07.000 Wow.
00:41:09.000 Yeah, that's a good article.
00:41:10.000 It's on Ann's site and on V-Dair.
00:41:12.000 And we totally underestimated how serious her proclivity for defending pedophiles is.
00:41:19.000 The fuck?
00:41:20.000 That brings us back to the whole thing about, is this a grand plan to use our kids as prostitutes?
00:41:27.000 Free prostitutes?
00:41:29.000 I mean, that's what we got from Church Militant, right?
00:41:32.000 I said, oh, what happened was homophobia, and they couldn't accept that their son was gay, so they made him join the church.
00:41:40.000 The lust continues unabated.
00:41:43.000 So what does he do?
00:41:44.000 He starts looking for pubescent boys, post-pubescent boys, trying to find the gay ones so he can have a young gay boyfriend, like all gays want.
00:41:54.000 And then Church Milton goes, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:41:57.000 It's not that simple.
00:41:58.000 It's a well-thought-out plan that goes up to the Vatican and is carefully sought out.
00:42:06.000 This whole like sending the priest to a different place where he can do more molesting, that's not an accident.
00:42:12.000 That's all part of a huge cabal.
00:42:14.000 I don't know which one it is.
00:42:17.000 But, you know, the end result is the same.
00:42:21.000 Children are getting brainwashed and fucked.
00:42:27.000 Oh, and this is just a funny crime story.
00:42:29.000 It's not really racism per se.
00:42:31.000 But 2.9, these absolute pieces of human garbage kidnap a guy, right?
00:42:41.000 And they drive him around to various bank machines, making him take out money.
00:42:45.000 I don't know how they got up to $3,500.
00:42:48.000 I can't take out $3,500, can you?
00:42:51.000 From different ATMs, possibly, right?
00:42:54.000 No.
00:42:55.000 No.
00:42:56.000 My total, I think, is up to $1,000, but for most of my life, it was $500.
00:43:00.000 If I want cash, I got to go to a teller.
00:43:03.000 Or there's bank machines in the bank where I think I can take out like $2,000.
00:43:09.000 There might be a thing where if you withdraw, if you have chase, let's say, and you go to like a Wells Fargo, that their systems aren't quite caught up.
00:43:18.000 Maybe.
00:43:20.000 So while they're driving this guy around and emptying his bank account, he's not running away, by the way, which, I don't know, seems kind of pathetic.
00:43:34.000 But they're doing fentanyl.
00:43:38.000 And one of them ODs.
00:43:40.000 They can't wake him up.
00:43:42.000 Guess where he ODs?
00:43:46.000 Exactly the same intersection that George Floyd OD'd.
00:43:51.000 So this genius, now he could be lying to cover his ass, or he might be this stupid, he takes him to an abandoned gas station where they've been periodically beating the shit out of this guy with the bank card.
00:44:02.000 And he goes, I got to wake him up.
00:44:04.000 So he pours gasoline on him and lights him on fire.
00:44:09.000 That'll wake you up, Lorraine.
00:44:10.000 Yeah, and then he realizes it's not working.
00:44:12.000 This is why I think he might be telling the truth as far as a motive.
00:44:15.000 Because he puts out the fire and then he wants to clean his wounds because they might get infected.
00:44:20.000 So he pours alcohol on his burns.
00:44:23.000 That doesn't sound like someone you're trying to kill, right?
00:44:27.000 It is torture.
00:44:30.000 But the guy was already dead.
00:44:32.000 So neither of those things worked.
00:44:34.000 And I just, it's so funny when you have Jon Stewart talking about Jim Crow and redlining and slavery and stuff.
00:44:41.000 And you're like, yeah, maybe a lot of them are just acting like fucking assholes.
00:44:46.000 Has that ever occurred to you, John?
00:44:50.000 That lighting a guy on fire at the exact same site St. Fentanyl died is not my fault.
00:45:00.000 It's not the lack of funding and education in public schools.
00:45:06.000 Think of that.
00:45:06.000 Fucking loser.
00:45:08.000 All right, let's jump over to my Pat Biden.
00:45:36.000 Joe's gaps are never ending.
00:45:39.000 There was one as I was getting in the car earlier today.
00:45:48.000 He said, There was a big truck in strike, a big truck in strike.
00:45:52.000 And, you know, I was a senator at the time, and I was in one of the trucks.
00:46:00.000 One of the truckers there, he was called Mr. Big.
00:46:02.000 And he wanted to get in front of there.
00:46:04.000 And he said, hey, I don't know how, I can't remember how he said it on the CB, but he said, you know, I'm coming through.
00:46:12.000 I want to get in the line there.
00:46:13.000 I got a senator in my truck.
00:46:15.000 And there was a woman there called Mama.
00:46:18.000 And Mama said, you know, she said, hell no.
00:46:22.000 You're not getting in.
00:46:24.000 And he goes, I got a senator in my truck.
00:46:27.000 She goes, I got the president in my truck.
00:46:30.000 True story.
00:46:32.000 She says that at the end.
00:46:34.000 And all the sycophantic journalists are going, that's a great story.
00:46:40.000 Probably not even true.
00:46:42.000 What?
00:46:43.000 Who was president when he was senator?
00:46:45.000 I mean, he's been doing this for 50 years, so it could have been lots of guys.
00:46:49.000 Nixon?
00:46:50.000 Is Nixon joining the trucker strike?
00:46:52.000 Carter?
00:46:54.000 Anyway, so you all know this gaffe.
00:46:58.000 I'm a little late to the game here.
00:47:01.000 But he thought, imagine being such a cuck that you're in the White House, you see the president's wife bossing people around, and you go, wow, she must be the vice president.
00:47:11.000 Meanwhile, you're the vice president.
00:47:15.000 Wow, you really know your shit.
00:47:18.000 Are you the boss?
00:47:19.000 No, I'm the bitch.
00:47:21.000 You're the boss.
00:47:23.000 I'm deeply proud of the work she's doing as First Lady with Joining Forces Initiative.
00:47:30.000 She started with Michelle Obama when she was vice president and now carries on.
00:47:35.000 I'm deeply proud.
00:47:37.000 Michelle Obama was vice president and now carries on.
00:47:41.000 Not only does he think she was vice president, he thinks she's dead.
00:47:45.000 Michelle, the greatest vice president we've ever had, she's still with us.
00:47:50.000 She was the vice principal under Barack Tobagon.
00:47:54.000 Am I going the right way here?
00:47:56.000 And then we have him saying that Trump said that he's going to take on those rapist Mexicans.
00:48:07.000 And then a heckler goes, that's bullshit.
00:48:09.000 And that's a lie.
00:48:10.000 And his comeback is like, here's a good comeback.
00:48:13.000 You just go, it's true and you know it's true.
00:48:16.000 We got these people covering for his racism and his hate.
00:48:20.000 And it doesn't work anymore.
00:48:22.000 We're done with that.
00:48:23.000 We're done with hate.
00:48:24.000 We got to come together, rapist Mexicans.
00:48:27.000 Not on my watch.
00:48:29.000 These people make this country.
00:48:30.000 You say some shit like that, which is all bullshit, of course.
00:48:33.000 But he basically is punch drunk.
00:48:37.000 And his comeback is, it's a lie.
00:48:41.000 And then he just goes, eh, eh.
00:48:44.000 You know those people who believe there's clones and they have occasional meltdowns?
00:48:49.000 This is a clone meltdown.
00:48:53.000 He was doing it before he hit the ground floor.
00:48:55.000 I'm pretty scared.
00:48:56.000 I'm going to take down those magnets and magic.
00:49:00.000 I didn't take no magnets.
00:49:02.000 There's never been a prison.
00:49:03.000 That's a lie, Joe.
00:49:05.000 That's a lie.
00:49:06.000 That's a lie.
00:49:07.000 Yeah.
00:49:08.000 And it was your time.
00:49:09.000 And then Ukraine.
00:49:19.000 You're the one that helped me with all the billion dollars.
00:49:32.000 Just occurred to me that all your interstitials are going to sound like shit because there's no audio.
00:49:36.000 I'm going to be using this.
00:49:37.000 I'll switch it off to this.
00:49:40.000 Okay.
00:49:42.000 That chili dog place looked pretty cool.
00:49:44.000 Oh, 49A?
00:49:46.000 Hungry is hungry.
00:49:49.000 Let's...
00:49:51.000 Well, we could take a pause.
00:49:52.000 Let's suck on a chili dog.
00:49:54.000 Yay!
00:49:55.000 Suck it down.
00:49:55.000 What are you going to do?
00:49:57.000 According to the billboard, it was voted best chili dog.
00:50:02.000 Don't be disrespectful to people or not respectful to disrespect what you said.
00:50:06.000 It's not an actual work.
00:50:10.000 Yes, it is.
00:50:11.000 That guy needs to play some more Scrabble.
00:50:17.000 And by the way, they are rapists.
00:50:19.000 So what did Trump actually say?
00:50:22.000 He goes, they're not sending their best.
00:50:24.000 They're sending criminals.
00:50:26.000 They're sending rapists.
00:50:27.000 They're things, they're rapists.
00:50:30.000 It was in a list of things that they're sending.
00:50:32.000 Right, and they are.
00:50:34.000 The people who are crossing this border are a particular group of Mexicans.
00:50:39.000 They're not typical of your average Mexican.
00:50:42.000 They are disproportionately criminals because Mexico wants to save money and the government encourages criminals to leave.
00:50:52.000 They help them sneak across the border.
00:50:54.000 It's a free prison.
00:50:58.000 And the coyotes established a very long time ago that they get to fuck whoever crosses the border.
00:51:04.000 Something like 90% of the women who cross the border are raped.
00:51:10.000 In fact, it's such a rite of passage for them that they, I don't want to say they don't mind, but it's just sort of accepted as a thing.
00:51:17.000 So they take birth control.
00:51:19.000 Oh well, getting raped.
00:51:21.000 And that's not just young, that's not just women.
00:51:24.000 That is, what is it, 32?
00:51:29.000 11-year-old girl?
00:51:30.000 11-year-old girl raped.
00:51:32.000 They found 22 different samples of semen in her.
00:51:37.000 How old was she?
00:51:38.000 11?
00:51:39.000 Now, I got into an argument with someone.
00:51:41.000 I go, yeah, that's about right.
00:51:42.000 I think the age of consent in Mexico is 12.
00:51:46.000 And they go, it hasn't been 12 years old since 2014.
00:51:52.000 Tell that to the Mexicans.
00:51:53.000 Yeah.
00:51:55.000 And also, that's not very good.
00:51:57.000 That's like when you go, Muhammad's bride was seven.
00:52:04.000 Uh-oh, this looks pretty trafficking.
00:52:06.000 I always regret these stuff.
00:52:08.000 Hitler only did those bad things for a couple of years.
00:52:12.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:52:13.000 And then they'll go, uh.
00:52:17.000 They'll go, Hitler's bride was not seven when he met her.
00:52:20.000 She was nine, and they didn't have sex till she was 12.
00:52:24.000 I'm sorry.
00:52:25.000 God, I keep messing that up.
00:52:27.000 Thank you.
00:52:28.000 Thank you for helping me.
00:52:29.000 Now we have no idea where our chili dogs are.
00:52:32.000 Where the fuck's a motherfucking chili dog?
00:52:36.000 Hello, chili dog.
00:52:39.000 But let's get one of those gabs going.
00:52:49.000 So what's the last one?
00:52:52.000 Oh yeah, this is getting pretty serious, actually.
00:52:55.000 Massive corruption with Joe.
00:52:58.000 Let's actually take a break while we find these chili dogs and we'll have one of the first ever hard cuts on fucking this show.
00:53:09.000 Donald Trump don't trust China.
00:53:11.000 China is asshole.
00:53:13.000 Sucking on the chili dog.
00:53:18.000 Sucking on the chili dog.
00:53:22.000 That was gross.
00:53:24.000 You don't like it?
00:53:25.000 How did you like that?
00:53:27.000 They were overcooked.
00:53:28.000 They were like shrinkled little foreskin microwave nuclear wastes.
00:53:35.000 It was like something you'd expect in Escape from New York when they slowly built a hot dog stand out of the rubble.
00:53:43.000 I like Yokos.
00:53:44.000 There's four locations.
00:53:46.000 They serve pierogis.
00:53:47.000 That's part of their chocolate.
00:53:48.000 They serve pierogis.
00:53:49.000 The picture has sauce.
00:53:50.000 There's no sauce.
00:53:52.000 It's three pierogies in a little thing.
00:53:55.000 It was not satisfying at all.
00:53:56.000 I thought you were an idiot for over-ordering.
00:53:58.000 And then there's nothing there.
00:54:00.000 Those hot dogs, the pictures of the hot dogs, they look turgid.
00:54:04.000 The hot dogs we had look like they've been left in the fucking back of a car all July.
00:54:11.000 And they had a map that misspelled Puerto Rico and Argentino.
00:54:16.000 Puerto Rica and Argentino.
00:54:20.000 You even fuck that up.
00:54:21.000 They misspelled Argentino?
00:54:23.000 No, they spelled Argentino perfectly.
00:54:27.000 They misspelled Argentina and Puerto Rico.
00:54:30.000 And then Ryan goes, like, just in the 10 seconds we were there, everything about him is so annoying.
00:54:36.000 He goes, oh, well, they spelled Vietnam, right?
00:54:38.000 They made it two words.
00:54:39.000 Viet Nam.
00:54:41.000 I'm like, it's not two words.
00:54:44.000 And he goes, oh, yeah.
00:54:45.000 And then he checks his phone because he must be right.
00:54:46.000 He's never wrong.
00:54:48.000 The fuck?
00:54:49.000 And the way he eats fries is he takes his two fries, doesn't want to dip them in anything, and then he uses a ketchup packet, the little individual packets, opens up, and then squirts the ketchup on the two fries that are in his hand and then eats them.
00:55:03.000 Yes.
00:55:05.000 Why don't you just make a pile of ketchup and dip it in that?
00:55:10.000 That's just not my style.
00:55:12.000 And also, like, you're missing out on ketchup then.
00:55:14.000 Now you got a whole pool of ketchup and you're wiping on this piece of paper.
00:55:18.000 Who knows what that paper's been through?
00:55:21.000 Oh, yeah, that paper was probably, they got it out of the bathroom.
00:55:23.000 It was toilet paper.
00:55:25.000 It's used toilet paper.
00:55:26.000 That's why there's shit streaks on it.
00:55:28.000 Could be.
00:55:29.000 I know that we're not supposed to touch receipt paper because it gives us estrogens.
00:55:35.000 Oh, and this is also why you didn't wear the baby monster shirt without washing it because you think it has chemicals on it.
00:55:42.000 It does.
00:55:42.000 It has processing chemicals from the factory.
00:55:45.000 And if you process enough shirts, like in the warehouse job that I used to have, where you just put little sensor tags on there, you'll notice a film on your hands.
00:55:55.000 So you didn't want to wear the shirt because you get a film?
00:55:58.000 Yeah.
00:55:59.000 It's better to wash the shirts once.
00:56:03.000 To avoid the chemicals.
00:56:04.000 And it's better to individually put ketchup from the packet on each individual pair of fries.
00:56:09.000 Pair of fries, yes.
00:56:11.000 And you get two like-sized fries.
00:56:15.000 And then it cuts time of you reaching down to the fries.
00:56:18.000 I feel bad shitting on that place because it was a nice place.
00:56:21.000 The people there were cool.
00:56:22.000 But Jesus Christ, how long had those fucking hot dogs...
00:56:25.000 They looked like shit.
00:56:27.000 Literally, they look like shit.
00:56:28.000 Here's my problem.
00:56:29.000 I should have put them in a condom and sucked them off.
00:56:31.000 He said the chili, it goes on everything.
00:56:34.000 I don't know what he means by that because I was like, oh, do you have chili fries?
00:56:37.000 He's like, no.
00:56:38.000 We could put the sauce on the side, though, and you dip them.
00:56:41.000 He refused to put the chili on the fries.
00:56:43.000 Which is weird because you say it goes on everything.
00:56:45.000 What the fuck do you mean everything?
00:56:46.000 Like the ground?
00:56:48.000 Yeah, it doesn't go on pierogis, doesn't go on fries.
00:56:51.000 It only goes on hot dogs.
00:56:52.000 And that's all they serve there.
00:56:54.000 Besides soft drinks.
00:56:55.000 And I know it doesn't go on that.
00:56:57.000 No.
00:56:58.000 So, in fact, sir, the chili goes on one thing.
00:57:03.000 Not everything.
00:57:04.000 The opposite of every, really.
00:57:06.000 Well, I guess none is the opposite of every, but pretty darn close to none.
00:57:10.000 One.
00:57:11.000 It's the closest to nothing you could get.
00:57:13.000 Look at this.
00:57:14.000 Farmland.
00:57:16.000 That's farmland.
00:57:17.000 What are they farming, Ryan?
00:57:19.000 Rocks?
00:57:20.000 I don't know.
00:57:22.000 Ryan calls that a farm.
00:57:24.000 Well, there was a silo where they would store grain, I suppose.
00:57:29.000 Look at these farmers farming the local rocks.
00:57:32.000 Do you have to water rocks?
00:57:35.000 I mean, if you want them to be wet, but no.
00:57:38.000 Okay.
00:57:40.000 All right, so getting serious here, folks.
00:57:43.000 Back to my pet Biden after that horrific hot dog break.
00:57:47.000 I'm sorry.
00:57:48.000 I feel like I snitch when I shit on restaurants because I respect that.
00:57:51.000 They've been around for 100 years, but sorry.
00:57:54.000 It was fucking diarrhea.
00:57:58.000 Baked, overcooked.
00:58:00.000 It was almost microwaved.
00:58:01.000 They're not microwaved, but...
00:58:03.000 A little too salty.
00:58:04.000 So fuck.
00:58:05.000 That's another thing.
00:58:06.000 The salt is insane.
00:58:07.000 Oh, here's another thing.
00:58:09.000 Try this Coke.
00:58:11.000 Speaking of chemicals.
00:58:14.000 Why did you pick it up from the top like that?
00:58:19.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:58:21.000 Something off about that.
00:58:23.000 It's got a weird chlorinated aftertaste.
00:58:26.000 It's undrinkable.
00:58:28.000 My diet Coke was just fine.
00:58:30.000 Holy fuck, that's so gross.
00:58:33.000 It's like eating a tampon factory or something.
00:58:37.000 They have Dasani water.
00:58:38.000 A lot of people shit on Dasani, but it's my favorite water.
00:58:42.000 Really?
00:58:43.000 Then let's make a $100 bet you can't pick it out in a blind taste test.
00:58:46.000 We've done this already.
00:58:48.000 No?
00:58:49.000 I didn't lose any money.
00:58:50.000 We did.
00:58:51.000 You said tap water is not as good as bottled water.
00:58:54.000 Oh, I could absolutely distinguish Dasani.
00:58:57.000 Great.
00:58:58.000 So let's do a $100 bet.
00:59:00.000 Not now, obviously.
00:59:01.000 We'll do it at the studio.
00:59:02.000 And we'll have four different waters.
00:59:09.000 And you have to...
00:59:12.000 You don't have to identify all of them and say this is that, but you have to find Dasani and you have to differentiate, like, that was the first one, that was the second one.
00:59:20.000 Got it.
00:59:21.000 Deal?
00:59:24.000 I don't know if my wife would be happy with me betting $100 or something, so trivial.
00:59:30.000 What a pussy you are.
00:59:32.000 You have to ask your mommy for permission to bet $100?
00:59:37.000 First of all, why would you tell her?
00:59:40.000 Well, she would notice.
00:59:41.000 She has a joint bank account.
00:59:44.000 Okay.
00:59:46.000 So you need permission to bet.
00:59:49.000 I don't think I can afford $100 bet.
00:59:51.000 Maybe a $50 bet.
00:59:54.000 Let's do a $50 bet twice.
00:59:58.000 Just once.
00:59:58.000 $50 is good.
00:59:59.000 Okay, so you're in.
01:00:02.000 Alright.
01:00:05.000 He's not allowed to have Taco Bell.
01:00:07.000 He's not allowed to bet.
01:00:09.000 So the Biden laptop has finally become unavoidable.
01:00:14.000 And even the left is going, this looks really bad.
01:00:18.000 Meanwhile, we're bored of the laptop by now.
01:00:21.000 We already went through the whole thing.
01:00:22.000 There's a great website, National Pulse 35.
01:00:28.000 It's sort of the be-all and end-all.
01:00:31.000 They've gone through the whole thing, and they've divided it up into a website that's like, it's the National File, but this particular section, the Biden leaks, it breaks it all down to the various controversies with the money he's getting for the hedge funds, the money he got from the Ukrainian mines,
01:00:48.000 of which he knows nothing, the money he got from China, and then of course all the sexual scandals and the drug use, which was just totally ignored.
01:00:57.000 And I love how the Washington Post, their defense was, we got so many lies from Russia, we just assumed the laptop was just another lie.
01:01:06.000 Well, you didn't get any lies from Russia.
01:01:08.000 You pretended there was lies from Russia.
01:01:10.000 So, and when they were saying that whole, it's Russian, I kept saying, like, what's Russian?
01:01:17.000 Are the pictures fake?
01:01:19.000 And I never got an answer.
01:01:20.000 I think they said, well, the fact that you got it was Russian.
01:01:25.000 Who cares how I got it?
01:01:27.000 What if I fucking kicked him in the head and stole his laptop?
01:01:30.000 It's still evidence of incredible corruption.
01:01:34.000 I mean, I guess you could charge me with assault, kicking the president's son in the head.
01:01:38.000 Back then he'd be the X VP.
01:01:44.000 It's such a strange thing to focus on.
01:01:46.000 It's like you get caught cheating, and the first reaction is, who told you?
01:01:51.000 Who cares who told me?
01:01:53.000 You cheated, Hunter.
01:01:55.000 Anyway.
01:01:55.000 It's kind of weird that it's been like Russian hacking, Russian hacking, and then Ukrainian weirdness with Hunter.
01:02:02.000 And now they're in a conflict together?
01:02:05.000 Yeah.
01:02:06.000 It's like, this has been like predictive programming.
01:02:09.000 Well, a lot of people are saying that the reason we're so pro-Ukraine is because we don't want to be able to control them so we can hide evidence.
01:02:22.000 And if we can't control them, then we're exposed.
01:02:24.000 But I think he's getting exposed anyway.
01:02:25.000 So the first one is massive corruption on January 6th.
01:02:31.000 The January 6th committee staff director was part of Hunter Biden laptop Russian disinformation lies.
01:02:38.000 So the guy in charge of investigating these people for January 6th is the same corrupt cocksucker who was behind the laptop is disinformation.
01:02:50.000 In other words, he's a publicist.
01:02:52.000 So PR firms are now defunct generally.
01:02:56.000 You don't really hire a PR firm anymore, but they have just morphed.
01:03:01.000 And now your PR firm is the media in general and the justice system.
01:03:07.000 The justice system has become a PR firm for the DNC.
01:03:10.000 And they control bad information and make sure that Biden and the DNC always look good.
01:03:19.000 But they're not.
01:03:20.000 They're looking really bad.
01:03:21.000 For example, we have Hunter Biden getting direct payments.
01:03:28.000 Is this the billionaire?
01:03:32.000 GOP senators reveal 100K direct payment from Chinese energy company to Hunter Biden.
01:03:36.000 No, that's a different thing.
01:03:38.000 So that's one of the many controversies you can discover on that national file website.
01:03:44.000 But we also had some Google billionaire who was funding the Biden campaign and basically deciding what policies Biden had to follow.
01:03:55.000 So there's this tsunami of corruption that we're learning about and the media is bending over backwards to hide it.
01:04:05.000 The good thing is the media have no loyalty.
01:04:08.000 So there's no honor among thieves and they are happily throwing at least Hunter Biden under the bus with all of this.
01:04:15.000 Will there be prosecutions?
01:04:17.000 I don't know.
01:04:18.000 We're seeing progress with Trump proving that the election was rigged.
01:04:25.000 That's making headway.
01:04:26.000 But we're living in a clown world where you can have all the evidence in the world.
01:04:31.000 Juicy Smoulay clearly committed a hate crime.
01:04:34.000 What did he get?
01:04:36.000 I don't know, three days?
01:04:38.000 We got a kid, a black kid, who murders a man for saying the N-word.
01:04:43.000 He has to watch Netflix for two years, house arrest for two years.
01:04:47.000 Max and John dared to say yes when Antifa challenged them to a fight.
01:04:52.000 Four years in prison.
01:04:55.000 No early time, no programs.
01:05:00.000 All right, now this is going to be tricky.
01:05:02.000 I think we're ready for the mailbag.
01:05:40.000 By the way, women take up too much space.
01:05:44.000 Spend three months down to be on a fucking purse.
01:05:47.000 So when they go to a bar or they're on the train, they put their purse next to them.
01:05:53.000 They always take up twice the space men do.
01:05:56.000 But anyway, we're living in anti-white male times, so everything we do is evil.
01:06:02.000 And so what they've been doing is shoving men out of the way.
01:06:07.000 So Robbie's an ex-con, a boxer, a bad man.
01:06:13.000 And he is walking down the street.
01:06:16.000 Are you getting audio?
01:06:18.000 He's walking down the street, and this woman who's even shorter than you, if that doesn't make you a legal dwarf, and weighs maybe 110 pounds, she checks him out of the way.
01:06:32.000 And he goes, what the fuck was that?
01:06:34.000 And she yells at him and she goes, stop taking up so much space.
01:06:43.000 Now, he just laughed and walked away.
01:06:46.000 But he goes, if she caught me on a bad day or caught any one of my friends who are not very measured when it comes to their temper, she'd be dead.
01:07:02.000 And then he said, what would you do?
01:07:04.000 Now there's two things with what would you do.
01:07:08.000 Actually, there's three things.
01:07:10.000 What I'm scared I would do.
01:07:15.000 What I would hope I would do.
01:07:18.000 And what I should do.
01:07:20.000 So if it's a dude, obviously you would hope that you punch him in the face and don't get arrested for it, but you're scared that you might not have the balls to punch him in the face.
01:07:30.000 And you never know.
01:07:32.000 We all talk a big game, but you never know until you're there and the moment's happening.
01:07:36.000 With the girl, you obviously don't want to punch her in the face.
01:07:38.000 But does that mean women who claim, especially that woman, claims she wants full equality, does that mean they can just do whatever the fuck they want and punch us in the face?
01:07:49.000 Yeah?
01:07:50.000 I mean, I've always said a woman can hit you 12 times for every one time you hit her.
01:07:55.000 I would count that shove as one.
01:07:58.000 Dude, that camera is bouncing all over the place.
01:08:00.000 It's going to make people crazy.
01:08:02.000 It's like Jon Stewart all over again.
01:08:09.000 So what should you do, Ryan?
01:08:11.000 If a woman does that?
01:08:12.000 A girl, a little tiny frail girl, does that?
01:08:15.000 I think it's very hurtful if you just ignore her as if she doesn't exist.
01:08:22.000 So that might make her go crazy and then escalate.
01:08:26.000 Like that might actually escalate a situation.
01:08:28.000 No, then she thinks you're scared.
01:08:29.000 I think if you want to go that route, you got to laugh.
01:08:31.000 You could laugh.
01:08:32.000 Yeah.
01:08:33.000 You got to laugh right in her face and go, look at you.
01:08:36.000 Yeah, I think that's what might be my route.
01:08:38.000 Because I want to slap her, but that's lose-lose.
01:08:41.000 What if you play into it and you're like, oh my god, I'm so sorry.
01:08:45.000 Yeah.
01:08:47.000 A slap would be a real great wake-up call, though.
01:08:51.000 What if you shake a slap and you just go like...
01:08:54.000 You do one of these?
01:08:56.000 You go like.
01:08:58.000 In front of her face?
01:08:59.000 Like a.
01:09:00.000 Yeah.
01:09:01.000 Yeah.
01:09:04.000 Do you have to make her flinch?
01:09:05.000 What if I make her flinch?
01:09:06.000 Ooh, big deal.
01:09:07.000 Now, people remember a slap, men and women.
01:09:13.000 Yeah, I'm going to go with laughing hysterically at her.
01:09:18.000 That might make her mad, and you know, not risking an assault charge.
01:09:22.000 And you shouldn't hit a little girl no matter how stupid she is.
01:09:25.000 Okay, so how are we going to do this?
01:09:27.000 Well, we have subject lines I could read you.
01:09:34.000 One of them is 0.0018 is 0.000018.
01:09:40.000 So 0.0018% is equal to 0.000018.
01:09:47.000 Of what?
01:09:50.000 Well, the percent into decimal form.
01:09:55.000 So he says, next time somebody counts trans kids or non-fat pig COVID deaths under 60, you can say the number without the percent a couple of extra zeros behind the decimal point.
01:10:06.000 Not like it matters because the retards you argue with won't grasp anything about the numbers.
01:10:10.000 It just sounds better with two extra zeros.
01:10:13.000 No, it doesn't though.
01:10:15.000 Because they want to hear percent.
01:10:18.000 And the beauty of 331 million is when someone's talking about something irrelevant, it becomes really irrelevant really fast.
01:10:26.000 So I'll stick with the percent sign.
01:10:27.000 Thanks.
01:10:28.000 Somebody says, what's wrong with her head?
01:10:30.000 and attaches a picture of Greta Thuniberg.
01:10:36.000 I don't get it.
01:10:37.000 What's the matter with her head?
01:10:39.000 It's big.
01:10:40.000 Okay.
01:10:41.000 Thanks for that letter.
01:10:42.000 That was great.
01:10:45.000 A 13-year-old activist has a big head.
01:10:48.000 Okay.
01:10:48.000 Well, you sucked off a turd.
01:10:51.000 I sucked off a turd because I committed to that.
01:10:54.000 I said if someone donates $100 to the pay chat, I promise I'll suck off a piece of poo.
01:11:01.000 And someone did, and I'm a man of my word.
01:11:04.000 He said it wasn't anything to do with the super chats this guy.
01:11:07.000 Really?
01:11:08.000 Yeah, he says he thinks it's on Kumia's show where you're talking about how personally offensive it is when a girl wants to bag your dick in the condom before she blows you.
01:11:18.000 No, no, no.
01:11:18.000 That's another...
01:11:20.000 That is a different.
01:11:20.000 I've mentioned sucking a piece of frozen shit many times in many contexts.
01:11:26.000 God, did you really...
01:11:27.000 Did you have your own police academy for Detective Shitty?
01:11:30.000 And these are all of your recruits?
01:11:32.000 I remember somebody saying it was for Ritnevs.
01:11:36.000 Whatever.
01:11:37.000 I know I committed to it, and I did it.
01:11:40.000 And I'm never going to let it down.
01:11:44.000 It hurts that people doubt that you did that.
01:11:47.000 Well, I think we dug our own grave by explaining all of our previous gags, like the Joe Tonelli stuff.
01:11:54.000 By the way, I still have a weird film in my mouth from this bizarre rotten Coke.
01:12:01.000 I've never had shitty Coke before.
01:12:02.000 You know what I think it is?
01:12:04.000 I think it's the ice.
01:12:07.000 The ice is like rotten ice.
01:12:10.000 That's gross.
01:12:11.000 Imagine Sebastian Manascalco went to Yakos.
01:12:14.000 The ice is rotten.
01:12:16.000 Aren't you embarrassed?
01:12:18.000 They got the ice machine and it smells like somebody's refrigerating.
01:12:25.000 This guy is saying homemaking and motherly and mothering isn't a luxury.
01:12:31.000 Hey, Gab, so often I hear people say that being a stay-at-home mom and a homemaker is easy.
01:12:36.000 Going to work and earning the main bread and butter is the hard part.
01:12:41.000 But this isn't true.
01:12:42.000 I've done both.
01:12:43.000 I've worked full-time, come home and I was a homemaker before I had kids.
01:12:46.000 That was easy.
01:12:46.000 Now I have four kids that I homeschool, manage all the finances for our household along with all the homemaking tasks like cleaning and cooking.
01:12:55.000 That's a check, right?
01:12:56.000 Yeah.
01:12:56.000 I cook three meals a day from scratch for my family, pick all my husband's lunches for them.
01:13:02.000 I love doing this.
01:13:02.000 However, it's the hardest job I've ever had.
01:13:04.000 Being a mother comes naturally to me and so does homemaking, but it's still harder than earning a paycheck.
01:13:09.000 Somebody said to me the other day that the husband goes to work so that I can stay at home.
01:13:12.000 It's a luxury.
01:13:13.000 No, it's not.
01:13:14.000 It's hard to be home all the time with the responsibilities of your children's education, diet, and their health.
01:13:20.000 As I feel, as a woman, this is my job.
01:13:22.000 That's what I'm made to do.
01:13:24.000 That's true.
01:13:25.000 Everything you say is true, but you are taking on 100% of the possible tasks a housewife could have.
01:13:32.000 Homeschooling is rare.
01:13:34.000 Cooking three meals a day, I make my kids pancakes on the weekends.
01:13:39.000 My wife occasionally makes bacon, but doesn't really make breakfast.
01:13:43.000 School lunches are packed.
01:13:46.000 Now, nothing's made for them.
01:13:48.000 It's like four carrots and a bag of chips.
01:13:50.000 And then as far as home-cooked meals, she probably does like three or four a week.
01:13:57.000 And I'm saying my wife, because that's, she's a pretty typical housewife.
01:14:01.000 The house is clean, could be cleaner, but she's running around driving kids to baseball and picking up this person, that person.
01:14:10.000 I mean, I did it for a few days when she was in Malibu with my daughter for a thing.
01:14:17.000 And you're a busy boy.
01:14:19.000 You don't really stop until the last kid goes to sleep.
01:14:25.000 So you only have a couple hours.
01:14:28.000 So yeah, I think your friends are wrong to call it a luxury.
01:14:31.000 But you're not very representational, the average housewife.
01:14:34.000 But I would say they're very similar.
01:14:36.000 And I would say that being a housewife is slightly easier.
01:14:40.000 And there's less pressure.
01:14:41.000 You can fuck up as a housewife.
01:14:43.000 You can have a lazy day.
01:14:45.000 You can nap in the day.
01:14:46.000 You can't fuck up at work.
01:14:48.000 Like, if Ryan doesn't download one thing, he's in shit and he could lose his job.
01:14:54.000 If you're working in a restaurant and you make disgusting Coke, like I'm never going back to Yako's ever again.
01:15:02.000 And that was because one person fucked up once.
01:15:06.000 She makes a good point.
01:15:10.000 She says, the stresses of being a true homemaker are too hard for most women.
01:15:14.000 So they go to work and send their kids to school and say they're doing the hard part.
01:15:17.000 Having a career is easy.
01:15:18.000 Anyone can do it.
01:15:19.000 Not everyone can be a mother and a homemaker.
01:15:21.000 The modern woman is weak.
01:15:23.000 Yeah, I don't know.
01:15:24.000 Why do they prefer having a career?
01:15:26.000 Because honestly, it's easier than being a housewife.
01:15:31.000 Anyway, the big picture is six and one half does the other.
01:15:35.000 All jobs have their challenges, but we have trivialized the housewife's position and called it a luxury.
01:15:41.000 That's dumb.
01:15:42.000 It's an incredible thing what they do.
01:15:44.000 It's a magical thing.
01:15:46.000 And they should be put on a pedestal, which is why the Proud Boys motto is venerate the housewife.
01:15:56.000 We're the only ones to ever do that.
01:15:58.000 Name another club where one of their central tenants is venerating housewives.
01:16:05.000 A male club.
01:16:08.000 How come the media never talks about that?
01:16:11.000 It's a men's club that's all about the housewife.
01:16:15.000 Ladies and gentlemen, the Proud Boys are a club founded in Manhattan by a neo-fascist, but they've got a heart of gold when it comes to moms.
01:16:27.000 There's Daughter About to Turn 13, Rich People in Cars, and First Good Would You Rather.
01:16:36.000 No.
01:16:37.000 You don't get three things.
01:16:39.000 No, that's if you could pick one.
01:16:43.000 Just go to the next one.
01:16:44.000 We'll just cut it short if it sucks.
01:16:46.000 Alright, daughter about to turn 13.
01:16:47.000 Hey, G Dog, don't care if you read on more of a personal question.
01:16:51.000 My daughter turns 13 next week.
01:16:52.000 Since you've gone through this already with your daughter, do you have any suggestions?
01:16:55.000 Anything good to bring up or talk to her about?
01:16:57.000 Crazy how fast it went by.
01:16:59.000 I miss her being small and needing me firmly.
01:17:01.000 Now it's everything.
01:17:02.000 Now it's either we get along or she doesn't want to talk to me.
01:17:05.000 Help would be much appreciated about the show.
01:17:08.000 Well, now that she's a teenager, I would say fuck her.
01:17:15.000 If there's grass down there, good enough to mow.
01:17:19.000 Grass on the field, then play ball.
01:17:22.000 Something like that?
01:17:22.000 Yeah.
01:17:23.000 She's got a nice pair of tits.
01:17:25.000 Fuck your daughter.
01:17:27.000 No, I would say what I always say to my daughter is trust your instincts.
01:17:33.000 I was always big on making sure she understood that her emotions are valid.
01:17:41.000 Even if you're fucking jealous, even bad emotions are valid.
01:17:45.000 Don't feel bad.
01:17:47.000 I'm different with my sons.
01:17:48.000 With my sons, I'm like, keep it bottled in and let it rot inside you.
01:17:52.000 But with my daughter, I want her to have strong instincts.
01:17:56.000 So when she's in a dangerous situation later on, her spidey senses are tingling and she knows to trust her spidey senses.
01:18:04.000 We've survived for hundreds of thousands of years, or according to Ryan 2000.
01:18:10.000 So trust your instincts.
01:18:13.000 Say you're mad at me and you're crying, and there's a good case that the argument is invalid that you have.
01:18:21.000 That doesn't matter.
01:18:22.000 It's still you feeling something.
01:18:24.000 And maybe the tears are about something else.
01:18:27.000 It's kind of hard to articulate, but the most obvious iteration is trust your instincts.
01:18:33.000 When you're downtown, get a bad vibe, get the fuck out of there.
01:18:36.000 The more complex thing is when you're crying and you're jealous or you're mad at your dad.
01:18:42.000 That's valid.
01:18:44.000 But the other thing you've got to get ready for is they're not interested in you for a long time.
01:18:50.000 They come back around around 15, 16.
01:18:55.000 All of a sudden they want to hang out and you can watch shows.
01:18:59.000 But they don't want to hang out with you for a couple years, which is fine.
01:19:03.000 But you've got to make sure you're there.
01:19:05.000 So if you ever need me, I'm there.
01:19:08.000 You're still going to be disciplined and everything.
01:19:09.000 There's still rules.
01:19:11.000 But they really, you sort of lose your roommate for a while.
01:19:14.000 But have faith.
01:19:15.000 She'll come back around.
01:19:16.000 And now my daughter and I, we have our shows, Thing About Pam, 90 Day Fiancé, Thousand Pound Sisters, lots of TLC stuff and movies.
01:19:27.000 We do great.
01:19:28.000 She's a good friend now, like a roommate.
01:19:32.000 With boys, I only have a 13-year-old boy.
01:19:35.000 I have a nine-year-old boy too, but as far as teen boys, he's a prisoner.
01:19:40.000 I'm a CO at Rikers.
01:19:43.000 I'm told they come back around too, but not at 15.
01:19:47.000 I'm told they come back around at like 23.
01:19:50.000 And that's the way it was with my dad.
01:19:52.000 From 14 to 24, I hated his fucking guts.
01:19:55.000 And now we're best friends.
01:19:59.000 Let's see.
01:20:02.000 Garrett asks, sub pee pants and rice beaners.
01:20:05.000 So, you mentioned you're going to pick up your jag, and it reminds me of this video I saw a while ago.
01:20:10.000 This guy goes by, Tim and the Tatman online.
01:20:13.000 He's a video game streamer.
01:20:15.000 Kind of hilarious to listen to a guy pretend to know about cars.
01:20:18.000 Somewhere around four minutes is where it really becomes obvious he has no idea what he's talking about.
01:20:23.000 Anyway, I like your new sunglasses.
01:20:27.000 So is this guy doing my bit?
01:20:31.000 I don't know if it's a bit for him.
01:20:33.000 I think he fancies himself a knowledgeable car guy.
01:20:37.000 That's an impossible thing.
01:20:39.000 Probably one of my favorite things about Jeeps to begin with.
01:20:42.000 So I guess we can, you know, get to the fun part.
01:20:45.000 The engine.
01:20:46.000 The real deal of this thing.
01:20:48.000 All of this is completely redone.
01:20:50.000 And I'm going to turn it on in a little bit so you can hear it.
01:20:53.000 But basically, so obviously under here, you have a lot of these different things, right?
01:20:57.000 There's a lot happening.
01:20:58.000 This is the engine, SRT.
01:21:00.000 This is the Hellcat.
01:21:01.000 So this is the main baby.
01:21:03.000 All right.
01:21:04.000 If I had to just put this in computer terms, that's the CPU.
01:21:07.000 All right.
01:21:13.000 Then you got the supercharger right here, right next to it, obviously.
01:21:16.000 That's the whine that you hear and you will hear in a second when I get this thing going.
01:21:24.000 Yeah.
01:21:24.000 It's not very advanced comedy, but it's our kind of joke.
01:21:29.000 Uh-oh.
01:21:30.000 I think he's dead serious is the thing.
01:21:31.000 He's a streamer.
01:21:33.000 No, he's doing a bit.
01:21:36.000 Detective shitty.
01:21:39.000 Do you want to bet?
01:21:41.000 Yes.
01:21:42.000 Okay, I'll bet you five bucks.
01:21:44.000 He's doing a bit.
01:21:45.000 I'll bet you five bucks.
01:21:46.000 He's not doing a bit.
01:21:48.000 Okay.
01:21:53.000 What's going on, guys?
01:21:54.000 So, a lot of you have heard about my dream car, my Hellcat Gladiator.
01:22:01.000 And I've been keeping it a little secret.
01:22:03.000 I haven't shown any pictures or anything yet because I wanted to make this video and show all of you and kind of give a more in-depth review of it rather than just being like, here it is in a photo.
01:22:13.000 So I'm happy to show you my new Hellcat Gladiator.
01:22:32.000 Cheaps are cheap.
01:22:36.000 Firstly, as you can see right off the bat, it's pretty tough.
01:22:40.000 I completely agree with you.
01:22:41.000 I guess I'm just going to kind of come over here and just have you take a look right at the front end.
01:22:45.000 You can kind of get a good look.
01:22:47.000 So I got Toyo MTs.
01:22:50.000 These are 40s.
01:22:52.000 Alright.
01:22:54.000 I've had Toyos on all my Wranglers.
01:22:56.000 And I usually had 35, 37s with the dream car.
01:23:00.000 I figured, let's go big or go home.
01:23:02.000 So this is the 40-inch tire, 4-inch lift.
01:23:05.000 On top of that, obviously with the tire, you got the fuel rims.
01:23:09.000 I've had fuel on two out of my three.
01:23:13.000 I have fuel on my two-door and then this one.
01:23:16.000 I like the way fuels look, personally.
01:23:19.000 This is really close to my two-door, if you've seen a picture of it.
01:23:21.000 I really like that look.
01:23:22.000 So I figured, you know, why not keep it?
01:23:25.000 It's got fox shocks, as you can see.
01:23:27.000 Uh-oh.
01:23:29.000 It's not looking good for the G. You can almost hear it.
01:23:32.000 It's kind of textured.
01:23:35.000 Go, y'all, this car.
01:23:36.000 I mean, but he's so ignorant to cars that it comes off.
01:23:40.000 Ignorant to cars?
01:23:41.000 Is he ignorant to the English language?
01:23:43.000 What's ignorant to cars?
01:23:46.000 He's ignorant about cars.
01:23:51.000 Ignorant to cars.
01:23:56.000 Here's your money, bitch.
01:23:58.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:24:04.000 Alright, let's go to the final video.
01:24:07.000 I'm in a bad mood now.
01:24:08.000 I lost money.
01:24:37.000 Okay, here's a fun little diddy.
01:24:39.000 We got my audio going still.
01:24:41.000 Here's a fun little diddy about a pick-me-up when a guy was falling down and a man at his work saved him from near death.
01:25:19.000 Okay, we got it.
01:25:22.000 It's cool that you saved your friend's life and everything, but you don't have to fuck him.
01:25:29.000 Have they secretly loved each other all these years?
01:25:33.000 I've been waiting for this, but do you think they like whispered things to each other?
01:25:36.000 You're okay.
01:25:37.000 I knew you'd catch me.
01:25:38.000 I got you.
01:25:39.000 Yeah, how about just like, holy shit!
01:25:41.000 Huff!
01:25:42.000 Thanks, Eddie.
01:25:43.000 Woof!
01:25:44.000 Whoa!
01:25:45.000 That was scary, not you're the wind beneath my window.
01:25:48.000 They turned it into the scene from Titanic.
01:25:52.000 Take it down a notch, laddies.
01:25:56.000 All right, that's our very first ever car show.
01:26:00.000 We've never done that before.
01:26:02.000 And I hope you enjoyed it.
01:26:04.000 Anyway, get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
01:26:23.000 We out this bitch, nigga.
01:26:25.000 On that merch, link in the description, nigga.
01:26:27.000 Fuck you mean.
01:26:29.000 And don't you come back no more.
01:26:31.000 No more, no more, no more.
01:26:32.000 Hit the road, dad.
01:26:34.000 And don't you come back no more.
01:26:37.000 What you said?
01:26:39.000 Don't you come back no more, no more, no more, no more.