Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S4E105 - LIBSOFTIKTOK

00:00:58.000 Venom Prison from South Wales in the UK.

00:01:03.000 They are doing a cover, I guess, of a song called Officer Down.

00:01:09.000 Lots of footage of NYPD, cars on fire.

00:01:11.000 Apparently, the Welsh have had enough of the NYPD and they want them to burn alive. 1.00

00:01:17.000 Die, pigs. 1.00

00:01:19.000 Die.

00:01:19.000 Smell of bacon.

00:01:21.000 Now, the beauty of art is you can interpret it any way you want.

00:01:23.000 And I see metal as spooky, scary.

00:01:26.000 Satan laughing spreads his wings.

00:01:29.000 Oh, Lord, yeah.

00:01:31.000 So I make it a scary song.

00:01:34.000 When I see that NYPD car on fire, I go, ooh, scary.

00:01:38.000 So I use it against them.

00:01:41.000 And you can separate the artist from the art.

00:01:42.000 You can enjoy fucking metal with the chick singing. 1.00

00:01:46.000 Separate the gender from the art, too. 0.91

00:01:51.000 That reminds me, though, seeing that cop car on fire, those two lawyers who threw the Molotov cocktail, they're getting sentenced in about a month.

00:01:58.000 And they're really pissed off that they've been under house arrest most of that time.

00:02:03.000 Yeah, let's tell that to Ethan Nordine and Joe Biggs.

00:02:07.000 These two.

00:02:08.000 They were offered a year at Rikers, which is what the Antifa guy got who beat the shit out of a Jew because he thought he was a Nazi and knocked him into cardiac arrest and strangled him.

00:02:20.000 He got a year at Rikers for that attempted murder.

00:02:24.000 So these guys, they're going to do better than a year at Rikers.

00:02:28.000 What do you think it'll be?

00:02:30.000 I'm going to guess time served.

00:02:33.000 Trying to murder cops and burn them alive is not as big a deal as sitting in Nancy Pelosi's seat.

00:02:39.000 That guy was offered seven years.

00:02:43.000 We are living in a shitty European country. 0.97

00:02:47.000 I used to laugh at Europe and their archaic rules and the fact that, like in France, they have no idea how many black people are there or how many Muslims or how many anything because race doesn't exist.

00:02:58.000 Once you're French, you're French. 0.96

00:02:59.000 And I was like, fuck off.

00:03:01.000 They don't feel that way, the Muslims in France, in northern Paris.

00:03:06.000 But now we're that way.

00:03:07.000 Eric Holder has erased all racial stats, crime stats.

00:03:11.000 We're just as bad as Europe. 0.77

00:03:12.000 And the way we totally ignore crimes when it's left wing, the way we have not see glasses with the left and Nazi glasses with the right, is just as bad as Germany, Britain. 0.56

00:03:25.000 I saw a graffiti down the street that said, Allah Akbar.

00:03:29.000 Wow.

00:03:31.000 Yeah.

00:03:32.000 There was a guy at the farmer's market selling pies or whatever, and nobody was around him, and everybody else is bustling, but he's got a kafaya on.

00:03:41.000 Are they blurry?

00:03:41.000 He looks intense.

00:03:42.000 He was a blurry guy, yeah.

00:03:44.000 He was blurry.

00:03:45.000 So you're doing that?

00:03:46.000 Whatever you do, son.

00:03:47.000 Oh, yeah, no, I could be sharp, but just for the...

00:03:50.000 So he looked like this.

00:03:52.000 Okay.

00:03:53.000 Kefaya on.

00:03:54.000 And he was fucking daunting looking.

00:03:56.000 I think he had even had like a military looking cap on.

00:03:58.000 He was sitting there dancing to music, all blurry.

00:04:00.000 And I'll unblur myself because he wasn't blurry for this part.

00:04:03.000 Nobody knows what a kafaya is.

00:04:06.000 First of all, a few people watch his show know what it is, but people who wear them don't realize it's a Palestinian terrorist scarf.

00:04:13.000 Right.

00:04:14.000 So he thinks he's just...

00:04:15.000 He's one of those black Muslims who just dabble in the fashion. 1.00

00:04:18.000 A lot of them do that.

00:04:20.000 And they don't know how intense it is.

00:04:23.000 I think black Muslims, as opposed to normal Muslims, here in America, it's more about Malcolm X and militant violence than it is religion. 1.00

00:04:33.000 Like, I don't really see them pouring over every page of the Quran.

00:04:38.000 It's more like fuck Whitey and fuck Jesus. 1.00

00:04:44.000 Speaking of fucking Jesus, I'm wearing my Easter suit a few days late.

00:04:48.000 I'm sorry for that.

00:04:49.000 So we've got a lot to cover here, dudes.

00:04:51.000 I think we're just going to have to dive into it.

00:04:53.000 I think we're going to have to just start the show right out of the gate.

00:04:56.000 Okay, I have one funny thing in the post today.

00:05:01.000 They found a giant shark on the beach.

00:05:02.000 That's a fun little intro thing.

00:05:04.000 I sent that to you as a separate email.

00:05:06.000 This poor woman, by the way, was stabbed 60 times, cut up, and put in a bag, travel suitcase. 1.00

00:05:12.000 And then the guy texted her husband and said, your wife put me in jail a long time ago. 1.00

00:05:18.000 I'm out.

00:05:19.000 I'm back.

00:05:23.000 Freaky Dekey.

00:05:28.000 So.

00:05:29.000 Yeah, this is a weird thing.

00:05:32.000 All the writing in this was how sad it is to see a beautiful creature that big dead on the beach, especially when it's a mom because she's pregnant.

00:05:43.000 Are we crazy?

00:05:46.000 The hammerhead shark is one of God's biggest errors.

00:05:51.000 He shakes his head when he looks at that thing.

00:05:54.000 It's a fucking joke, and it's bad news.

00:05:57.000 Right?

00:05:58.000 Don't they eat us, hammerheads? 1.00

00:06:00.000 I don't know if hammerheads do.

00:06:02.000 Look it up.

00:06:04.000 But this thing was gigantic, and they had to use a giant backhoe to dig a hole for it and throw it and all the kids in there.

00:06:11.000 Sorry.

00:06:13.000 Again, I've said this a million times.

00:06:16.000 Our fairly small consider harmless to humans.

00:06:17.000 However, the great hammerhead's enormous size make it potentially dangerous.

00:06:21.000 Ah, stab it in the head. 1.00

00:06:23.000 The hammerhead.

00:06:24.000 Yeah.

00:06:26.000 See, when God started the earth, he spread the magic down and he made humans.

00:06:32.000 That was the most important part.

00:06:33.000 Well, he made what is going to eventually become humans.

00:06:36.000 I'm not like Ryan.

00:06:37.000 I don't think it started with Adam and Eve, per se.

00:06:39.000 I think that it started with little microbes and then he knew.

00:06:42.000 It was sort of like the movie Prometheus or whatever, where he drinks the thing at the beginning and disintegrates into the water and then he becomes the thing, becomes man.

00:06:52.000 But there's all kinds of freak side projects that happen along the way where they weren't really, I mean, they were intentional, but it was just like, oh shit, look what my magic jiz made.

00:07:01.000 Fucking hammerhead.

00:07:03.000 Lose or die.

00:07:04.000 Yeah, that's not a hammerhead.

00:07:07.000 That's a toy.

00:07:10.000 By the way, speaking of Armantis shrimp, I got contacted by an aquarium dude who says $7,600 is insane.

00:07:18.000 He can do it for under $1,000.

00:07:20.000 That I can handle.

00:07:23.000 So we'll see.

00:07:25.000 I got to also make sure he's not scamming me.

00:07:27.000 It's like one of those things with car mechanics, fish tanks.

00:07:33.000 It's like you're at the mercy of whatever they say the price is for the most part.

00:07:37.000 Yeah.

00:07:37.000 Because you don't know what it is.

00:07:38.000 It's just like mechanics.

00:07:39.000 There's this weird range where it's like, one says $7,600, the other says $1,000.

00:07:45.000 And a lot of them come from different schools of thought on what filtration to use.

00:07:48.000 And they're like, no, no, no.

00:07:49.000 That guy's lying.

00:07:50.000 It's almost like health.

00:07:51.000 It's like vitamins don't do anything.

00:07:52.000 Take your vitamins.

00:07:53.000 Just total contradictory stuff.

00:07:56.000 So we're not giving up yet.

00:07:58.000 I was going to give up when it was $7,600, but I'm not giving up if someone's offering $1,000.

00:08:01.000 Anyway, let's start the show.

00:08:03.000 This is getting tedious.

00:08:03.000 I don't know why I crowbarred that shark into this fucking show.

00:08:06.000 We've got a lot to discuss.

00:08:16.000 Oh, did it say 321 yesterday?

00:08:19.000 Yep.

00:08:20.000 I just saw the one.

00:08:22.000 Okay, so COVID.

00:08:23.000 Let's do the COVID intro.

00:08:25.000 Okay.

00:08:26.000 Can I talk over it?

00:08:27.000 You could.

00:08:28.000 Yeah, I'm going to talk over it.

00:08:29.000 Talk over the COVID thing.

00:08:33.000 Maddie texted me.

00:08:34.000 He's like, hey, we don't have to wear masks anymore on planes.

00:08:38.000 And I'm so used to bullshit now that I went, yeah, yeah, we'll see if it means anything.

00:08:44.000 And now the only way you know something is actually true is when you keep seeing shit about it.

00:08:50.000 You go, oh, fuck, this is not just one random judge who said you should probably not wear a mask.

00:08:55.000 It's a real thing.

00:08:57.000 It's not a joke, as the Joker would say.

00:09:01.000 Go to 1-2, and we can see it being announced.

00:09:05.000 Is that 1-2?

00:09:07.000 Moments ago, we got some headlines that the mask mandate for planes and trains have been overturned by a Florida judge.

00:09:13.000 Talk to us a little bit about what the loss of the mask mandate in the long-term fight for fighting COVID.

00:09:20.000 Yes, it's just one of our major measures, right?

00:09:22.000 Masking, social distancing.

00:09:24.000 These are important measures that we have to protect people from having COVID.

00:09:29.000 Right now, we've got Omicron, and we know that it tends to lead to a milder outcome given the number of people.

00:09:34.000 It's not a joke.

00:09:36.000 Yeah, what we're going to see, though, is people upset.

00:09:39.000 I was stunned.

00:09:39.000 When I looked at the tweets about it, you look at the replies, and again, this was Maddie pointing it out, and they're all like, that's bullshit.

00:09:48.000 I'm still wearing mine.

00:09:49.000 They want us to die.

00:09:51.000 And you go, you hate freedom.

00:09:54.000 If there's anything this pandemic has taught us, it's people want communism.

00:09:58.000 Or at least there is a communist DNA out there where people get rules shoved up their ass and they're like, oh, yeah, harder.

00:10:08.000 And then they see you not getting fucked and they go, hey, get fucked in the ass. 0.91

00:10:13.000 Hurry up.

00:10:14.000 Kind of like gays, right? 1.00

00:10:15.000 They want everyone to be gay. 1.00

00:10:17.000 Here's a cool reel about it, 1-3.

00:10:22.000 The Biden administration announced that the Transportation Security Administration will no longer enforce the federal mandate requiring masks in all U.S. airport stands.

00:10:34.000 Who could be against this?

00:10:37.000 Finally!

00:10:38.000 Effectively, immediately, masks are optional for all airport employees, crew members, and customers inside U.S. airports and on board aircraft.

00:10:45.000 April 18th, the Biden administration announced that the Transportation Security Administration And I think this was the CEO of Delta who sent a letter to the president that said, considering the improved public health metrics in the U.S. and medical advancements to prevent the worst outcomes of COVID-19,

00:11:01.000 the federal mask mandate and pre-departure testing no longer fits with the current environment.

00:11:06.000 It's the CEO.

00:11:07.000 We appreciate the leadership of the federal government throughout the pandemic.

00:11:11.000 Current data and science show it's time to move from mandates to guidance and personal health choices.

00:11:18.000 Finally, a fucking CEO with balls.

00:11:22.000 In this era of them bending over backwards to fire anyone who might be racist or homophobic or transphobic, we finally have someone going, let's not do this.

00:11:34.000 And it worked.

00:11:36.000 I think if more CEOs just went, yeah, we're not doing the woke thing.

00:11:40.000 That's not happening.

00:11:42.000 Everyone would follow suit.

00:11:43.000 That's all it needs is a little tiny bit of leadership.

00:11:46.000 That's all we ask from you, corporate America.

00:11:49.000 Stop being so risk averse.

00:11:50.000 You're turning the country into pussydom. 0.99

00:11:56.000 And then this was funny.

00:11:58.000 This guy won five.

00:12:00.000 He said that this woman started sneezing next to him on purpose.

00:12:05.000 Everyone did.

00:12:05.000 And they said, this is mega country.

00:12:07.000 And the New York Times thought he was serious.

00:12:11.000 So, do you have the original one, though?

00:12:13.000 Maybe scroll up?

00:12:16.000 No, no.

00:12:17.000 That's down.

00:12:21.000 I understand, Ryan, but go to his feed.

00:12:28.000 Christian libertarian sounds like a great guy.

00:12:32.000 Oh, there it is.

00:12:32.000 So it goes go up a bit.

00:12:35.000 I boarded a plane today with my son.

00:12:37.000 In mid-flight, the pilot announces that the mask mandate is over.

00:12:41.000 Flight attendants pulled off their mask and sneezed directly into their hands while screaming, this is mega airspace. 0.97

00:12:46.000 My son turned to me in tears.

00:12:49.000 I don't know what to do.

00:12:51.000 So then go to the bottom.

00:12:54.000 Wow, this blew up.

00:12:54.000 Cash app is in the bio for my son's legal defense fund.

00:12:57.000 We're suing general infection.

00:13:00.000 So then check out that one there, the New York Times.

00:13:04.000 From Victoria Kim, yet another babysitter journalist.

00:13:08.000 You wouldn't believe how many of these babysitters are running major news companies like the New York Times, the New York Post.

00:13:15.000 Of course, we have Taylor Lorenz.

00:13:17.000 We'll get to her in a second. 0.97

00:13:18.000 But it's all these silly little childless bitches who are playing house. 1.00

00:13:23.000 They're playing journalist.

00:13:25.000 They go to journalism school at Columbia.

00:13:27.000 They learn that everything is racist.

00:13:30.000 They learn about critical race theory.

00:13:33.000 And then they're unleashed into the world to bore everyone to death and expose the radical right.

00:13:38.000 That's the only thing they know how to do is nitpick the right and try to find some drunken idiot Zegiling. 1.00

00:13:45.000 Hi, Jared.

00:13:46.000 I'm a New York Times journalist.

00:13:47.000 I'd love to speak to you over the phone about what happened on your flight this evening.

00:13:51.000 Can you please give me a call or let me know how I can reach you?

00:13:54.000 Hope this isn't coming too late in your day.

00:13:57.000 1124 p.m. is way too late, you dumb cunt. 0.99

00:14:00.000 Thank you.

00:14:00.000 Looking forward to hearing from you.

00:14:02.000 So then his reply, hello, Victoria.

00:14:05.000 I'd love to discuss the incident at your earliest convenience.

00:14:07.000 I was pretty upset about the whole thing.

00:14:09.000 Unfortunately, it's satire that only someone at the New York Times would believe.

00:14:13.000 In my time of contemplation, I was wondering how your team deals with the multitude of false stories that you peddle out daily to use as your political propaganda.

00:14:20.000 And if you could give me advice on how to take my satire to the next level.

00:14:25.000 You fucking dumb bitch. 1.00

00:14:27.000 Babysitter journalists.

00:14:29.000 All right, let's jump over to my pet Biden. 1.00

00:14:31.000 We've got a lot to handle today, guys.

00:14:33.000 Sir the damn dude.

00:14:34.000 We've got to grind.

00:14:35.000 I know a guy who works with like special needs kids in the South Bronx, and that's every day he says, we've got a grind, guys.

00:14:41.000 We've got to grind.

00:14:44.000 Biden.

00:14:45.000 On him I can depend.

00:14:48.000 My pet.

00:14:49.000 Biden.

00:14:50.000 A monster of a president.

00:14:52.000 He's big and booze.

00:14:53.000 Sleepy.

00:14:54.000 But a friendly monster too.

00:14:57.000 My pet.

00:14:58.000 Biden.

00:14:58.000 Wait, what?

00:14:58.000 That doesn't rhyme.

00:15:07.000 He's getting worse, folks.

00:15:09.000 And when I showed my wife this, who's still relatively liberal, sort of, I don't know.

00:15:14.000 She said, he needs to be left alone with his Sudoku.

00:15:19.000 And Sudoku?

00:15:21.000 Sudoku.

00:15:23.000 Like, Sudoku's hard.

00:15:25.000 He needs to be left alone with his word search puzzles.

00:15:28.000 That's the level he's at.

00:15:31.000 So Dr. Jill has been leading him.

00:15:33.000 And which is this one now?

00:15:38.000 Thank you, Ann.

00:15:39.000 Happy, happy Easter.

00:15:42.000 All right.

00:15:47.000 Smile and wave, boys.

00:15:49.000 Smile and wave.

00:15:51.000 Thank you, Ann.

00:15:52.000 Isn't that great?

00:15:56.000 All right.

00:16:00.000 I like how she's the smart one and she's too stupid to know that the mic is on.

00:16:06.000 I mean, he was just talking on it.

00:16:07.000 It's probably pretty hot.

00:16:10.000 And then there was also this scene where someone asks him a question.

00:16:14.000 I can't really make out the question about Afghanistan.

00:16:16.000 And a magical bunny shows up to say, get the fuck out of here. 1.00

00:16:21.000 So I'm going to quickly read.

00:16:22.000 Oh, no, that's a different one.

00:16:23.000 Brown bear, brown bear, so you're all not soaking wet.

00:16:26.000 And they're not going to let me read at all.

00:16:29.000 I'll let you hear.

00:16:30.000 You can start with it.

00:16:30.000 Your brain won't let you read.

00:16:32.000 Yeah, you know, you know what he does?

00:16:33.000 He does this character.

00:16:35.000 Right.

00:16:35.000 Where he's like, Jill's the boss.

00:16:37.000 I'm just some dummy.

00:16:39.000 Jill is the boss, and you are just some dummy. 0.59

00:16:41.000 I'm just sitting here.

00:16:42.000 She won't even let me read a kid's book because she thinks I'll fuck it up. 0.99

00:16:46.000 Yeah.

00:16:48.000 It's not a joke, Joe.

00:16:49.000 You're just describing your environment and you think it's some kind of satire.

00:16:55.000 This is you.

00:16:56.000 This is us.

00:16:58.000 This is who we are.

00:17:00.000 Okay.

00:17:01.000 Just stay.

00:17:03.000 She's telling you, just shit.

00:17:04.000 Come on.

00:17:05.000 We can hear her reaching out.

00:17:06.000 I'm the teacher, you know.

00:17:09.000 Yeah, here's the scene I was talking about.

00:17:12.000 Hey, don't listen to that Afghanistan question.

00:17:15.000 Come over here, buddy.

00:17:16.000 Yay.

00:17:17.000 This is getting brutal, dude.

00:17:20.000 This is getting brutal.

00:17:22.000 This is going to go down in history as one of the most embarrassing moments in American history.

00:17:30.000 Isn't it?

00:17:32.000 Okay, so I'm.

00:17:34.000 I mean, remember when Ronald Reagan fell asleep at the board meetings?

00:17:37.000 Everyone talked about that.

00:17:38.000 You got scissors?

00:17:39.000 I got this little piece of hair that's bugging me.

00:17:42.000 Doodle-doom, doom, domp, bean-domp. 1.00

00:17:47.000 That was a huge deal.

00:17:49.000 You're too young to know this, but in the 80s when Reagan, towards the end there, I don't think he was copus mentis.

00:17:55.000 I'm talking about for like six months.

00:17:57.000 And he fell asleep at a board meeting, and it was a big deal.

00:17:59.000 It was even in an MDC song.

00:18:02.000 But this guy is embarrassing, like, on a minutely basis.

00:18:09.000 What are you doing?

00:18:12.000 Okay, stop, Brian.

00:18:13.000 Get back to your desk.

00:18:18.000 Stop the show.

00:18:19.000 I'll go get the job.

00:18:40.000 We got two subjects there.

00:18:43.000 Yes.

00:18:47.000 So, President Reagan's most memorable bloopers include this failed attempt to correctly pronounce the name of a noted Japanese educator.

00:18:56.000 Masayasu Okamura.

00:18:58.000 Okamura, yes.

00:18:59.000 Okamura.

00:19:01.000 Masayasu Okamura.

00:19:03.000 Is that the correct pronunciation?

00:19:07.000 Well, that wasn't pronounced pronounce.

00:19:09.000 All right.

00:19:11.000 Now.

00:19:13.000 Oh, my God.

00:19:13.000 I wish we could get back to these days of mildly embarrassing for one second.

00:19:18.000 Recently, I received a letter from Masaya Su Okuyum Okumora.

00:19:25.000 Oh, damn it.

00:19:28.000 Far-sightedness is a quality needed in all peacemakers.

00:19:35.000 And this failed attempt to stay awake during a serene sermon by Pope John Paul II.

00:19:43.000 It is serene.

00:19:45.000 It is.

00:19:46.000 Can you imagine trying to stay awake with that fucking guy?

00:19:51.000 I remember this being a huge deal, both of these.

00:19:54.000 Like, oh no, we're the laughingstock of the world.

00:19:57.000 Who knew?

00:19:58.000 Or look up George W. Bush bloopers.

00:20:02.000 I mean, I remember genuinely being embarrassed.

00:20:04.000 I wasn't even that conservative back then, but I remember genuinely being embarrassed that our president couldn't speak English.

00:20:10.000 And he fucked up a couple of colloquialisms like, fool me once, shame on me.

00:20:16.000 Fool me twice, won't get fooled again.

00:20:19.000 I think you're going a little too far.

00:20:21.000 There we go.

00:20:22.000 I mean, 100% for you states is that we have to be right one time.

00:20:27.000 I mean, 100% of the time.

00:20:29.000 It's hard for me to explain why that was the case.

00:20:32.000 Just take my word for it.

00:20:42.000 It seems like it was here yesterday.

00:20:50.000 Nothing.

00:20:58.000 Anybody here got nothing?

00:21:20.000 The best way to defeat this enemy in the long run is to deny them the recruiting tools that are and recruitments made cable made possible by resentment.

00:21:31.000 Okay, that's enough.

00:21:32.000 So you get the idea.

00:21:33.000 He used to be the laughingstock, and this is 100 times worse.

00:21:41.000 In fact, I'm not even embarrassed.

00:21:42.000 We should be rejoicing in this because he's our enemy, right?

00:21:46.000 He's the anti-Trump.

00:21:47.000 I'm not rejoicing.

00:21:49.000 I'm just like, where does this lead?

00:21:52.000 I've never seen anything like this before.

00:21:54.000 It's like a self-driving plane.

00:21:56.000 You're sort of in it going, so you've tested the landing, right?

00:22:01.000 Where is this going?

00:22:03.000 Where do you go when the leader of the free world is just this shuffling buffoon who wants ice cream and hates his job?

00:22:12.000 There's no passion there, too.

00:22:13.000 He doesn't want to be there.

00:22:15.000 Holy fuck.

00:22:18.000 It's never been done, folks.

00:22:19.000 Never been done.

00:22:20.000 Anyway, let's jump to LGBTQ because there's a big story afoot with limbs of TikTok. 0.97

00:22:28.000 Why are you ugly?

00:22:30.000 I felt ugly.

00:22:30.000 I felt gay.

00:22:31.000 And then we fell in love.

00:22:33.000 And then they eat their poo-poo. 0.95

00:22:34.000 And we have a very good relationship.

00:22:37.000 I don't like the fucking.

00:22:38.000 You don't want to see a clump-up picture of my aiders because you ain't gay. 1.00

00:22:42.000 You ugly.

00:22:43.000 Homophobal.

00:22:45.000 So I sent you a sketch as a separate thing for You Must Leave Now.

00:22:52.000 And it sort of sums up Taylor Lorenz.

00:22:55.000 Now, if you recall, Taylor Lorenz, I've hated this bitch for a long ass time. 1.00

00:22:59.000 And it started when she outed Pamela Geller's two daughters. 1.00

00:23:05.000 Remember this?

00:23:06.000 We talked about this last week, I think.

00:23:08.000 Or maybe two weeks ago.

00:23:09.000 Yeah, it was two weeks ago.

00:23:10.000 Pamela Geller is a very rabid Zionist who is very concerned with radical Islam, as one should be. 1.00

00:23:22.000 She was politicized by 9-11.

00:23:25.000 So was I. So was Kumia.

00:23:27.000 And she put posters around town.

00:23:29.000 She was almost murdered in Texas.

00:23:31.000 Her daughters were not involved in any of that.

00:23:34.000 There's no reason to dox them.

00:23:36.000 I don't understand how you could argue this is newsworthy.

00:23:39.000 And these journalists' editors have something to answer for, too, because they get this on their desk and they should be like, oh, the daughters are a radical anti-Muslim activist. 0.85

00:23:50.000 Oh, they're not?

00:23:50.000 They just do a talk show?

00:23:52.000 Okay, I don't really see the relevance here.

00:23:53.000 Why are we pulling them into this?

00:23:55.000 Because everyone who doesn't agree with the radical left must be punished.

00:24:02.000 Free speech for me, not for thee.

00:24:07.000 And Taylor Lorenz doxed them.

00:24:09.000 Then she went on TV and started crying, right, about how horrible her life is and how she doesn't feel safe.

00:24:16.000 And now she's just back to work doxing. 0.85

00:24:19.000 Now she wants to expose libs of TikTok, chick. 1.00

00:24:23.000 And just like with the daughters, she starts going to this woman's entire extended family, like her cousins and her aunts and uncles and her parents.

00:24:33.000 What the fuck is that?

00:24:34.000 How is that newsworthy, editor?

00:24:37.000 So she's not just like going to her house and saying, why are you doing this?

00:24:40.000 She's going to her relatives' homes.

00:24:44.000 Why?

00:24:46.000 Well, I think there's two things going on here.

00:24:48.000 It's a form of terrorism.

00:24:50.000 Journalists are activists and they consider attacking and doxing these people a way to get revenge and hurt them.

00:24:57.000 And secondly, I think that they hate the family.

00:25:04.000 You'll notice you don't see this from a married woman with three kids or a married man for that matter.

00:25:10.000 It's always the childless that are out there attacking families and doxing children. 0.99

00:25:15.000 I don't even think Taylor Lorenz realizes this, but she is a family saboteur because she doesn't have one of her own and never will. 1.00

00:25:24.000 So did you see that sketch I sent?

00:25:27.000 This is what's happened with Taylor Lorenz.

00:25:31.000 Let me see it.

00:25:34.000 Oh, yeah, that's good.

00:25:35.000 That's great.

00:25:36.000 Thank you.

00:25:37.000 Is it cute?

00:25:38.000 Yeah, so cute.

00:25:39.000 Send it to me.

00:25:40.000 Me too.

00:25:40.000 Yeah, okay.

00:25:42.000 No.

00:25:43.000 Okay.

00:25:44.000 Look what I just posted.

00:25:46.000 Brunch with these two dumb dumbs.

00:25:48.000 Oh my gosh.

00:25:49.000 So good.

00:25:49.000 Is this good?

00:25:50.000 I said Sunday, Sunday with these idiots.

00:25:52.000 Yeah, that's good.

00:25:53.000 That's great.

00:25:54.000 So cute.

00:25:55.000 Okay, okay, so cute.

00:25:55.000 Look what I just posted.

00:25:57.000 Eating crap with these sacks of shit.

00:25:59.000 If they died tomorrow, No one would shed a tear.

00:26:01.000 So cute.

00:26:03.000 What the hell?

00:26:04.000 You called me a dum-dum and she called me an idiot. 0.94

00:26:06.000 So, anyway, it's super funny, and it goes on like that.

00:26:09.000 I thought that show was written by men, so I'm impressed they got chicks so right. 1.00

00:26:12.000 But go towards the end there will ruin the joke.

00:26:15.000 She keeps getting worse and worse and worse.

00:26:17.000 And I hope their wet bodies get dumped in the mud and someone shoots them in the head and blah blah blah.

00:26:30.000 Okay, let me try another one.

00:26:31.000 Slurping down fish pists with these wet choads.

00:26:34.000 Total tunicans. 0.99

00:26:35.000 Put a bullet in their fucking brains and leave their wet bodies on the side of the road. 1.00

00:26:39.000 Boo got me sleeping.

00:26:40.000 You're not sleeping.

00:26:41.000 Okay, let me try another one.

00:26:42.000 Okay.

00:26:42.000 Sitting here with two bona fide pieces of hog shit.

00:26:45.000 Basically, like the same thing.

00:26:46.000 They're mad because I won best hog at the hog shit snarping contest.

00:26:50.000 But I'm not mad because we're all loads of beef sitting on the side of a highway getting our butts sucked by flies.

00:26:56.000 I tagged you both in that.

00:26:57.000 Why?

00:26:57.000 Why are you guys bullying me?

00:27:00.000 You can hear Tim through that.

00:27:02.000 You can hear Tim.

00:27:03.000 Tim's writing.

00:27:03.000 That's hilarious.

00:27:05.000 So Glenn Greenwald warned us.

00:27:07.000 So that's Taylor Lorenz.

00:27:09.000 She goes out, attacks people, terrorizes them, and then they send a mean tweet and go, you're a cunt, and then she balls her eyes out. 1.00

00:27:15.000 Did you ever cover this?

00:27:16.000 She's getting sued by a TikTok agent.

00:27:18.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:27:19.000 We talked about that when we talked about this last time.

00:27:21.000 She claimed she made up shit about her sending nude images and stuff and defaming her. 1.00

00:27:26.000 And it was good because, well, good for our side because the woman directly lost money from that allegation.

00:27:33.000 And that is what, the kind of thing that stands up in court because judges hate when you can't make money.

00:27:37.000 Wow, she's got great tits. 1.00

00:27:38.000 Go back up.

00:27:40.000 Boing.

00:27:42.000 Probably Jewish. 0.97

00:27:43.000 Jews control the media of the bank and tits. 1.00

00:27:47.000 So Glenn Greenwald saw this coming yesterday.

00:27:50.000 He said Taylor Lorenz is about to dox.

00:27:52.000 I mean, yeah, about to dox the woman who does libs of TikTok. 0.99

00:27:55.000 Her name is everywhere now.

00:27:57.000 It's a really weird name.

00:27:57.000 I think she's like Israeli or something.

00:27:59.000 But can you go to 18?

00:28:01.000 The private citizen behind some anonymous account on Twitter.

00:28:04.000 And when people criticize her for it, she and her friends will claim that Taylor is the real victim.

00:28:09.000 And anyone criticizing this type of journalism will be guilty of causing her trauma.

00:28:13.000 And they keep going, they keep saying her information was out there.

00:28:17.000 It was already public.

00:28:18.000 Even Jack Murphy, our old pal, seems to be taking the other side going, sorry, you're a public figure.

00:28:24.000 You got involved in all this.

00:28:26.000 And it's like she's an activist.

00:28:28.000 No, she's just exposed that not only are there a bunch of freaks on TikTok, we all knew that, but a wildly high number of them are teaching little kids.

00:28:39.000 I think she's behind the don't say gay bill. 0.67

00:28:42.000 And that's really her crime because they see that as attacking. 0.99

00:28:46.000 But it's clear.

00:28:47.000 Look, gays got together and they said, yay, we're a thing now.

00:28:52.000 We're married.

00:28:52.000 How do we procreate?

00:28:53.000 I know.

00:28:54.000 We'll brainwash kids and groom them and then we'll make gay kids. 1.00

00:28:57.000 Now we've perpetuated the species.

00:28:59.000 But what does he say up there?

00:29:01.000 Go up.

00:29:02.000 If you seek to influence public opinion, you thrust yourself into the public national discourse.

00:29:08.000 You appear on national television.

00:29:09.000 Can you really reasonably expect to be anonymous?

00:29:12.000 Isn't one by definition a public figure at that point?

00:29:14.000 It's strange.

00:29:16.000 But didn't Jack get his fucking life flush down the toilet because someone dug up some porn that he did?

00:29:22.000 Is he cool with that?

00:29:24.000 I don't understand.

00:29:26.000 You know, Proud Boys went to Vic Berger's house after he doxed a night for freedom and got that Jewish guy I told you about almost murdered by Antifa.

00:29:35.000 And they went to his house and said, man, can you stop doxing everyone, making these fucking videos?

00:29:39.000 You're getting people hurt.

00:29:41.000 That's all the guy did.

00:29:42.000 And that was a major thing.

00:29:43.000 The FBI was involved.

00:29:45.000 They went to the guy's house.

00:29:46.000 It was a major story.

00:29:48.000 It keeps coming up.

00:29:51.000 Or you have Tommy Robinson, he'll go to a Muslim groomer's house and say, did you attack this girl?

00:29:57.000 So that's what it looks like when the left goes to someone else.

00:30:01.000 They go to someone who's getting people hurt or raped and says, please stop.

00:30:05.000 And it's very rare.

00:30:07.000 It's called doorstepping.

00:30:09.000 Yet when the left does it, it's far more sinister.

00:30:12.000 They get involved in the entire family and they get the kids threatened.

00:30:18.000 Pamela Geller's daughters had to have round-the-clock security because of this fucking bitch. 1.00

00:30:26.000 1-9?

00:30:29.000 I think they have a picture of her at the door of some random cousin. 0.99

00:30:34.000 Yeah.

00:30:34.000 Hi, Taylor Lorenz.

00:30:35.000 Which of my relatives did you enjoy harassing the most at their homes yesterday?

00:30:40.000 Looks like she's in L.A. What a weird cunt. 1.00

00:30:46.000 Isn't that a weird thing to do?

00:30:47.000 Yes.

00:30:48.000 I'm going to go to the...

00:30:50.000 You know what they're really mad at is not just that these teachers, their jobs are threatened, as they should be, because they're grooming fucking kids, at best, at worst brainwashing them, but we should also be concerned.

00:31:06.000 The other real issue here is that the left is shocked and embarrassed at what losers their fucking side is.

00:31:14.000 That's the real embarrassing part, is that we're exposing their worst members.

00:31:21.000 Go to 2-0.

00:31:23.000 They're not insignificant leftists, Jack.

00:31:27.000 They're teachers.

00:31:28.000 They're kindergarten teachers.

00:31:29.000 They're shaping the way our children think.

00:31:31.000 So this is the article.

00:31:32.000 Meet the woman behind Libs of TikTok secretly fueling the rights outrage machine. 1.00

00:31:37.000 Secretly fueling the rights outrage machine.

00:31:40.000 She was on Tucker, Jossie Waters, Joe Rogan.

00:31:44.000 It's morphed into a social media phenomenon.

00:31:46.000 Yeah, but Taylor, why has it morphed into a social media phenomenon?

00:31:52.000 Why is it so popular?

00:31:54.000 Is she lying?

00:31:55.000 Like, the media lies consistently about the Proud Boys.

00:31:59.000 Non-stop, absolute fucking bullshit.

00:32:02.000 Leads to people going to jail.

00:32:04.000 We've got like 10 of them in prison right now because of bullshit that the media spews.

00:32:10.000 Our friend at Libst of TikTok isn't lying.

00:32:13.000 Just like Project Veritas.

00:32:15.000 She's showing actual video of you fuck-ups.

00:32:20.000 And just to remind you, 2-1, of how much she cries when anything remotely close to this ends up on her doorstep.

00:32:30.000 They're still terrorizing my children, by the way.

00:32:35.000 My daughter is still ostracized at high school because she's my daughter. 1.00

00:32:38.000 I'd love to see one of these lefties try that on for size. 1.00

00:32:43.000 You feel like any little piece of information, like this woman went to a cousin's, or I don't know what the aunt was, it was some distant relative, went to like her parents' house.

00:32:53.000 We'll say the parents.

00:32:54.000 She went to the parents' home and she's saying she feels attacked.

00:32:59.000 Isn't that fucking mental?

00:33:02.000 You feel like any little piece of information that gets out on you will be used by the worst people on the internet to destroy your life.

00:33:11.000 She destroyed Pamela Geller's life. 1.00

00:33:15.000 Have you heard of Pamela Geller recently?

00:33:16.000 No.

00:33:19.000 I'm so sorry.

00:33:21.000 It's overwhelming.

00:33:22.000 It's really hard.

00:33:23.000 You're not.

00:33:24.000 You couldn't be less fine.

00:33:28.000 Ugh, vile.

00:33:29.000 Online harassment is terrible and should never be tolerated.

00:33:32.000 Unless it comes to my enemies, in which case it's fine.

00:33:35.000 I know you're joking, but doxing, stalking, trying to hurt and smear people's loved ones, threatening them, it's not okay in any situation.

00:33:44.000 What?

00:33:46.000 Wow.

00:33:47.000 Wait, that wasn't even that long ago.

00:33:48.000 January, February, March.

00:33:50.000 That's April 3rd.

00:33:51.000 That's two weeks ago.

00:33:55.000 It's not okay in any situation.

00:33:57.000 People on here who constantly stoke these politicized outrage campaigns want to dismiss it, but it shouldn't be dismissed.

00:34:03.000 It has very real consequences.

00:34:06.000 I mean, they're not sending their best.

00:34:10.000 And the editor is responsible, too.

00:34:12.000 Pull her up.

00:34:13.000 Two, three.

00:34:17.000 Christina Passariello.

00:34:19.000 Passariello.

00:34:21.000 This is the one who okayed that, obviously, and said, yeah, that sounds like a good idea.

00:34:25.000 Oh, I'm glad you want to dox someone.

00:34:28.000 So she did the doxing of the daughters when she was a daily beast. 1.00

00:34:31.000 This is Washington Post.

00:34:33.000 She's getting raises. 1.00

00:34:34.000 She's moving up.

00:34:35.000 She's being rewarded for this behavior.

00:34:39.000 And 2-4, what if Fox News did this?

00:34:46.000 If a Fox crew did to Taylor what Taylor did to the citizen, a national media mental health crisis would be declared.

00:34:52.000 Yes, because this has nothing to do with journalism.

00:34:54.000 It's politics.

00:34:55.000 And let's briefly look at what libs of TikTok exposes.

00:35:00.000 For example, a professor here is going to tell you that we shouldn't see sex with an adult and a child as necessarily criminal.

00:35:10.000 I mean, what if the kid wanted to get fucked in the ass by an old man?

00:35:14.000 Okay, so unban Milo for saying that.

00:35:16.000 Yeah.

00:35:18.000 Can you pull up Crip Daddy?

00:35:20.000 I forgot to book him.

00:35:23.000 I can text him, too, while you play this.

00:35:26.000 He'll be booked.

00:35:30.000 Play the tape.

00:35:31.000 I had it on a different screen, so let me just.

00:35:40.000 Okay.

00:35:42.000 Yeah, we can't both be doing shit when...

00:35:45.000 Also, if young people are initiating sexual activities with adults or enthusiastically involved, we can't be effective in working with them.

00:35:57.000 If young people initiate sexual relationships with adults or are enthusiastically involved, if you perceive a child having sex with an adult as enthusiastic,

00:36:12.000 you are misreading the situation.

00:36:16.000 If the child acts like it's going great, the child is wrong or misled, which is why it's such a serious crime.

00:36:26.000 Because children look to adults for guidance, for information, for direction.

00:36:34.000 And when you direct them to your pants, you're fucking evil and I want you to die.

00:36:40.000 And here is this guy implying that there's these wonderful consensual relationships.

00:36:45.000 How young is he talking here?

00:36:47.000 11 and 30?

00:36:49.000 What are these glowing, reciprocal, romantic relationships that he's talking about?

00:36:57.000 Activities with adults or enthusiastically involved.

00:37:01.000 We can't be effective in working with them if we assume that all such relationships start with a predatory or criminally inclined adult.

00:37:12.000 As we see in the discussion, young people bridle at being forced into this box of being seen as being the victim of a predator.

00:37:24.000 And so there are reasons.

00:37:27.000 Is everyone catching this?

00:37:29.000 Young people bridle at this box of being seen as the victim of a predator.

00:37:36.000 Yeah, it sucks to be raped.

00:37:38.000 You don't want to televise it.

00:37:40.000 That doesn't mean that we shouldn't treat these people as victims.

00:37:44.000 What do we treat them as?

00:37:46.000 Maybe the kid's the predator.

00:37:48.000 Maybe the kid was running around in little red leather short shorts being a little tease.

00:37:53.000 You know how these kids get.

00:37:56.000 I can't even joke like this.

00:37:57.000 It's for learning about what the dynamics are and how to talk about them so that we can better help the young people who are in these situations.

00:38:09.000 And I'm sorry to make everything sexist, but I'm an anti-Femite. 1.00

00:38:13.000 And how are they just sitting there going, like, it's because he's male and their experience in the past has been that the men know more than them because most of them are probably affirmative action hires.

00:38:26.000 So they go, that sounds reasonable.

00:38:27.000 Like, can't one person with balls just go, Terry, what the fuck did you just say?

00:38:35.000 Do you want to come, can I come over to your house and discuss this with my attorney, Dr. Fist?

00:38:41.000 What the fuck are you talking about?

00:38:42.000 You're talking about consensual.

00:38:44.000 Terry, Terry, stop.

00:38:46.000 There is no such thing as a consensual relationship with a kid when you're not a kid.

00:38:53.000 Even when kids, remember how there'd be that weird thing where there was like a kid who like played with some girl, some girl's dink, I almost said. 0.85

00:39:02.000 But you know, like they're in the forest and she was nude and he pulled his dink and they're all 11.

00:39:07.000 And like every, the girl's 11, the boy's 11, and he like bites her boob and she plays with his dink or something.

00:39:13.000 And you go, well, that's not really like pedophilia.

00:39:16.000 Every time you'd hear about those cases, remember as a kid, you'd find out that there was weird shit going on with those particular kids at home.

00:39:25.000 There's no such thing as a child's sexuality.

00:39:30.000 Stop.

00:39:32.000 Stop it.

00:39:37.000 Here's another thing that Libs of TikTok exposes that Taylor Lorenz seems determined to stop. 1.00

00:39:47.000 Drag at school. 0.99

00:39:50.000 Hey, everyone, we're meeting in the auditorium to watch this drunken homo try to be a woman. 1.00

00:39:58.000 This is female blackface. 1.00

00:40:00.000 Every time I see drag, I always marvel at how pathetic it is. 1.00

00:40:04.000 It's sub-karaoke.

00:40:06.000 You dress up in a silly costume and you mouth the words to a song.

00:40:10.000 This is what 13-year-old girls do in their bedrooms. 1.00

00:40:15.000 It's sub-TikTok.

00:40:18.000 He's just mouthing the words to a song he likes.

00:40:22.000 And everyone's clapping.

00:40:23.000 Yay, you're good at your job.

00:40:32.000 Yay! 0.99

00:40:34.000 You hear that?

00:40:34.000 They cheer when he drops to his knees like that's hard.

00:40:39.000 Wait, the audio's all fucked up, Ryan.

00:40:42.000 You got something else playing because you're stupid.

00:40:49.000 You know, I went to a drag show.

00:40:51.000 Milo took us to a drag bar in New York City with Pamela Geller, of all people. 0.99

00:40:56.000 And I started saying the shit that I was just saying now.

00:40:59.000 And she got so pissed off, she said, this is female blackface. 1.00

00:41:03.000 This is disgusting.

00:41:05.000 And some lesbian was going to kick her ass. 1.00

00:41:06.000 I had to get in between her and some Justin Bieber with the sideways baseball cap and his underwear, its underwear hanging out. 0.72

00:41:14.000 It was all like, yo, I'm about to fuck up Pem, that fucking bitch, yo. 1.00

00:41:18.000 I mean, it was dumb to scream at how stupid drag is at a drag club, but they're all retards. 1.00

00:41:30.000 And here's another person that Libs of TikTok exposes. 0.94

00:41:37.000 What a typical feminist is. 1.00

00:41:38.000 It's a great window into the bizarre mind of the radical left, which has become mainstream.

00:41:46.000 People have literal celebrations for killing babies.

00:41:49.000 This is demonic.

00:41:50.000 And then C. Hate, who's a stripper, goes, abortion is healthcare. 1.00

00:41:57.000 Wait, go back up again.

00:41:59.000 And also traumatic.

00:42:01.000 I wonder why it's traumatic.

00:42:03.000 Carm hate?

00:42:05.000 Please gather all your closest friends after to celebrate.

00:42:07.000 Be around endless love and happiness for your decision.

00:42:11.000 Thanks for everyone who came last night.

00:42:12.000 Yeah, that sounds fun.

00:42:14.000 Let's have a I Murdered a Baby party while we're celebrating mental illness and a lack of talent at the drag show. 1.00

00:42:21.000 We'll then go get an abortion and then we'll go celebrate it. 1.00

00:42:24.000 I mean, we're drifting into Satanism at this point.

00:42:29.000 I found, I looked up her Instagram.

00:42:32.000 Of course, she's childless, just like Taylor Lorenz.

00:42:36.000 Finished this one today.

00:42:37.000 My first pet as an adult.

00:42:38.000 My longest relationship ever.

00:42:40.000 This is her pet.

00:42:42.000 She has a giant tattoo of her fucking cat. 1.00

00:42:47.000 She also, 2-9, carries a rat fetus around her neck.

00:42:52.000 Fun fact, the top necklace is my favorite in my jewelry collection because it's a real rat fetus.

00:42:58.000 And this woman, covered in tattoos, gets on a stage and dances for men with nothing rattling around in her brain. 1.00

00:43:08.000 What's this 3-0?

00:43:10.000 Is that still libs of TikTok?

00:43:13.000 No, that's a totally different thing.

00:43:15.000 We'll deal with that later.

00:43:18.000 Can we get Crip Daddy on?

00:43:20.000 I tried calling him.

00:43:22.000 He's not on there.

00:43:23.000 Here's another cake, by the way.

00:43:25.000 Bye.

00:43:25.000 Bye-bye.

00:43:27.000 This is what men look like after taking a life.

00:43:31.000 And this is how women handle taking a life. 1.00

00:43:35.000 Very different.

00:43:36.000 Yeah.

00:43:39.000 What have we done?

00:43:39.000 And again, I don't want to criticize women per se.

00:43:42.000 This is what we've done to our women. 0.93

00:43:45.000 And a big part of it, by the way, is trivializing what it is to be a woman and saying, I'm a woman.

00:43:50.000 Like this fucking guy.

00:43:52.000 Jump over to 3-1.

00:43:54.000 This guy is under the impression that because he chopped his dick off and he takes hormones, he's having his period.

00:44:01.000 Let me explain something to you, trannies. 1.00

00:44:05.000 A uterus makes a little house for a baby. 1.00

00:44:10.000 Starting on the first of the month, or whatever the 28-day cycle is, right?

00:44:15.000 And they have windows and a little chair and a table and a kitchen and a fridge.

00:44:20.000 It's a beautiful little apartment for a baby that a baby can live in.

00:44:24.000 But it has to be brand new.

00:44:27.000 If a baby doesn't move in, well, they want the latest furniture. 0.84

00:44:31.000 They want everything to be brand new.

00:44:32.000 So what they do is they rip it down.

00:44:34.000 They tear down the walls.

00:44:35.000 They get rid of the chairs, all the furniture, and they push it out the vagina hole. 1.00

00:44:39.000 It comes out as discharge.

00:44:41.000 And they start building a new apartment for a new baby.

00:44:45.000 And it's crampy.

00:44:46.000 As they're destroying the apartment and ripping down the walls, it's uncomfortable in your stomach, in your belly, not your stomach, but you know what I mean?

00:44:53.000 And then it comes out.

00:44:54.000 Those are called cramps.

00:44:56.000 And then we rebuild a new house.

00:44:57.000 Now, if you come in a girl right when the house has come out, you can jizz in her because there's no baby there. 0.99

00:45:05.000 There's no apartment for the baby, I mean.

00:45:08.000 The jizz just falls out again.

00:45:10.000 It's a risky business, though, because they might be really good at building apartments.

00:45:13.000 If you chop your dick off and take estrogen, you're still, your body's not building any apartments for any babies.

00:45:19.000 You don't have a uterus. 0.75

00:45:21.000 You don't have a menstrual cycle.

00:45:24.000 But it doesn't stop men from complaining about it. 0.83

00:45:28.000 Hey, Family, it's your auntie Katie.

00:45:30.000 Hey, Family.

00:45:31.000 I've been up since 5 o'clock this morning.

00:45:37.000 For those of y'all that don't know, I had bottom surgery at the end of August, and I had to be off my hormones for two weeks prior to that, which means they flushed out of my system.

00:45:47.000 So after starting back up, it takes a couple of months for them to really kick back in.

00:45:52.000 And so, as of 5 o'clock this morning, I've been dealing with some really bad cramps because it's that time of the month again.

00:45:58.000 That's starting back up.

00:45:59.000 I didn't miss it, to be honest, for the two months that I had freedom.

00:46:04.000 So anyway, that's my day.

00:46:06.000 I just hope that your day started off better and it continues to be better.

00:46:09.000 Because this is not fun.

00:46:13.000 This is not fun.

00:46:15.000 Anyway, we are all valid, and I will talk to y'all later.

00:46:20.000 Yeah, we're all valid, I guess.

00:46:22.000 Not fetuses.

00:46:24.000 But you could still be insane.

00:46:26.000 No one's saying you need to die.

00:46:28.000 We're saying you're mentally ill, you're mutilating yourself.

00:46:32.000 And again, Libs of TikTok's crime was pointing these guys out. 0.86

00:46:38.000 Okay.

00:46:39.000 You're a gatekeeper.

00:46:40.000 Donovan told me he's getting his treatments.

00:46:43.000 What's this one now?

00:46:44.000 Oh, that's the same guy.

00:46:46.000 Hey, Cameron.

00:46:47.000 It's your auntie Katie.

00:46:48.000 You're just a regular dude, by the way.

00:46:50.000 You look like you drained my brake fluid.

00:46:54.000 And the sound was, you know, name one TikToker.

00:46:56.000 If they dueted you, you would absolutely flip out.

00:46:59.000 And I shot big.

00:47:00.000 I did.

00:47:02.000 I tagged Queenwork. 0.92

00:47:03.000 And I woke up this morning to a video dueted by her.

00:47:09.000 So thank you for that.

00:47:11.000 You really.

00:47:15.000 What are you talking about?

00:47:16.000 That person's talking about.

00:47:18.000 Go to 3-0 now.

00:47:19.000 This is no longer libs of TikTok, but it's typical of what she exposes.

00:47:24.000 And it's called the funniest character arc ever.

00:47:27.000 Remember our favorite meme of the guy with the broad shoulders explaining to the woman something about something? 0.99

00:47:33.000 And she has, yeah, that one.

00:47:34.000 That's our favorite meme.

00:47:36.000 He's got that delivery there.

00:47:38.000 And here he is before.

00:47:40.000 It's funny that as a woman, he seems like a fucking Viking. 0.82

00:47:45.000 But then back when he was a dude, he looks like a pussy. 1.00

00:47:49.000 I guess someone called him a pussy and he went, oh, I guess I'm a chick.

00:47:52.000 And then you realize, wow, when you move into chick land, you really look masculine. 0.71

00:47:59.000 It's sort of like the swimmers, right?

00:48:01.000 Like that Lori Thompson, whatever, was number 560 on the male swimming list. 1.00

00:48:07.000 And now he's number one as a female.

00:48:10.000 But go back.

00:48:11.000 Fast Company promoted a live chat with creepy male feminist Charles Clymer self-identifies as a feminist leader, but he's also been accused of verbally abusing women.

00:48:22.000 He's a deranged pervert is what he is.

00:48:25.000 Next.

00:48:28.000 Oh, then he's playing a fun.

00:48:31.000 I assume that's racist.

00:48:32.000 Look at his weird eyes.

00:48:35.000 His weird thrill.

00:48:38.000 The guy has all the symptoms of a deranged murderer.

00:48:42.000 He murdered a man and birthed a woman. 0.99

00:48:45.000 Yeah.

00:48:45.000 Allegedly.

00:48:46.000 He murdered that creep.

00:48:47.000 This is how you whitewash.

00:48:48.000 When you get called a creep, you can either just go, oh, well, I think they're misinterpreting me, or you can just become a different person.

00:48:54.000 So 2014, he's that annoying creep.

00:48:57.000 Oh, he's an Army vet.

00:49:00.000 2015, still focusing on the Army vet thing, but he's just gay. 0.74

00:49:04.000 Writes for Washington Post.

00:49:06.000 That's awesome.

00:49:07.000 2016, he's a writer of various things in various pieces.

00:49:10.000 I assume he's been fired from Washington Post at that point.

00:49:16.000 He was gender queer?

00:49:18.000 Gender queer, but Army Vet is back in 2017.

00:49:22.000 And then we have proudly queer Army Vet.

00:49:26.000 Yes.

00:49:28.000 And Gorgeous Babe. 0.74

00:49:29.000 Next.

00:49:34.000 And then The Greatest Meme of All Time.

00:49:37.000 Can we just reread that for fun?

00:49:38.000 Just the beginning.

00:49:41.000 This is the funniest picture I've ever seen on the internet.

00:49:43.000 His vaguely threatening gesture and stance.

00:49:46.000 The woman meekly clasping her hands together in fear. 0.98

00:49:49.000 The difference between his massive skull and hers.

00:49:52.000 His caveman tears slouch, making him look like a hunchback versus her standing. 0.56

00:49:58.000 The remnants of what appear to be sideburns on the side of his face versus the woman's clear cheeks.

00:50:04.000 The intense expression on his face versus the bewildered expression on hers.

00:50:10.000 The sheer difference in size between their torsos.

00:50:13.000 He's probably double her.

00:50:16.000 His masculine profile with his chin jutting out.

00:50:18.000 Go back to the picture.

00:50:26.000 Oh my God, that's fucking hilarious.

00:50:31.000 All right.

00:50:34.000 Let's just look at one last thing with these kids and sex and libs of TikTok before we abandon the subject.

00:50:45.000 This video is from a New Jersey Public Schools District lesson plan for fifth grader.

00:50:50.000 The video depicts masturbation and promotes puberty blockers.

00:50:53.000 Teachers, when will it be enough for you to publicly stand with me and denounce this as a violation of our professional ethics?

00:51:00.000 Sometimes young people will experience sexual pleasure and relieve stress and sexual tension by touching their genitals. 0.94

00:51:07.000 Stress.

00:51:07.000 That's called masturbation.

00:51:09.000 Porn music.

00:51:10.000 They're not even hiding it.

00:51:11.000 Oh, yeah.

00:51:12.000 It's at the at what age does this start with?

00:51:16.000 Go back to the top?

00:51:18.000 No, no, the top of the music.

00:51:19.000 Sometimes young people will experience fifth graders.

00:51:22.000 So nine-year-olds.

00:51:31.000 Not for nine-year-olds, it's not.

00:51:32.000 And it's normal if you don't, and should always be done in private.

00:51:36.000 Despite what you may have heard, masturbation cannot hurt your body physically.

00:51:42.000 And no one said that since the 40s.

00:51:45.000 And they are the most likely to prescribe puberty blockers for someone who wants them.

00:51:49.000 Puberty blockers are medications that will stop your body from changing.

00:51:53.000 They are usually given as an injection or an implant.

00:51:56.000 They block the production of hormones to stop or delay the physical Changes of puberty.

00:52:01.000 The effects of the medication are possibly go wrong.

00:52:04.000 So, if a person stops using puberty blockers, the physical changes of puberty will begin again.

00:52:09.000 Whether you identify as male, female, genderqueer, or something else, you're perfectly normal.

00:52:16.000 Sometimes, young people will experience.

00:52:18.000 It's all about erasing shame with sexuality.

00:52:21.000 Is that so bad?

00:52:23.000 Like, has anyone run the numbers on that?

00:52:26.000 I think a little bit of shame might be healthy.

00:52:29.000 If we have a bunch of teenagers fucking like rabbits because nothing is wrong ever, you're going to get teen pregnancy, STDs, all kinds of things.

00:52:37.000 I think you should be a little wary of intercourse.

00:52:40.000 It's like fighting.

00:52:41.000 Sometimes it's good.

00:52:43.000 Sometimes it's not.

00:52:46.000 Oh, everybody.

00:52:49.000 Let's see if we can get Cryptaddy now.

00:52:51.000 Oh, Rush.

00:52:55.000 I still not online the call button, but this is the problem when you have what?

00:53:11.000 When you have handicapped staff. 0.99

00:53:14.000 Alright, how are we doing for time?

00:53:16.000 I think we can squeeze in a quick green screen.

00:53:19.000 Let's do that, shall we?

00:53:20.000 Oh, I think we shall.

00:53:22.000 Okay, let's do it.

00:53:40.000 This is a fucking weird video.

00:53:42.000 CGI is the most disturbing type of animation there is because it's very hard to do and very technical.

00:53:48.000 So it tends not to attract creative types.

00:53:51.000 Artists tend not to be good at math and technical shit.

00:53:56.000 So you have nerds doing art. 0.57

00:53:59.000 And nerds are typically not good at art.

00:54:02.000 So what you have is some of the most haunting and disturbing.

00:54:06.000 It's in the uncanny valley kind of shit.

00:54:10.000 And I think this guy is a lefty.

00:54:12.000 And this is how he sees us conservatives who watch Tucker Carlson.

00:54:20.000 Okay, we live in suburban homes.

00:54:22.000 That's true.

00:54:26.000 Hello, wife. 1.00

00:54:26.000 I'm home. 1.00

00:54:28.000 Okay, wait.

00:54:30.000 Apparently, conservatives are obsessed with Jimmy Fallon, who is relatively apolitical, but definitely left.

00:54:39.000 I just saw him playing some sort of song with a guitar to like Michelle Obama or something.

00:54:45.000 So I wouldn't really see him as a right-wing icon.

00:54:49.000 He's no Nick Fuentes.

00:54:50.000 He tussled Trump's hair, man.

00:54:52.000 He's far right.

00:54:53.000 Oh, is that the crime?

00:54:55.000 Maybe.

00:54:56.000 All right.

00:54:57.000 Again, nerds just fucking everything up. 1.00

00:55:00.000 I just finished making dinner.

00:55:02.000 Ah, what'd you make?

00:55:04.000 Swanson Salspace Sea TV dinners.

00:55:06.000 Okay, so no one eats those anymore.

00:55:09.000 They're from the 70s.

00:55:10.000 And secondly, I think the takeaway here is that Tucker doesn't deserve any of his success because he comes from the Swanson family.

00:55:19.000 No, his mother was a hippie who abandoned the family at a very young age.

00:55:25.000 His father remarried and he married someone in the Swanson family.

00:55:30.000 So I don't really think...

00:55:32.000 And his father was doing very well financially when he met the Swanson chick.

00:55:37.000 Yeah.

00:55:39.000 Looks delicious.

00:55:40.000 What's grandpa doing?

00:55:41.000 He's just watching the news.

00:55:48.000 Probably been dead for about 100 years.

00:55:51.000 Good evening and welcome to Tucker Carlson's site.

00:55:53.000 We've got news for you this evening.

00:55:54.000 Joe Biden, the president, is a dad.

00:55:57.000 Oh, Crip Daddy, what do we do?

00:55:58.000 What do we do?

00:55:59.000 This never happened on GML Live.

00:56:02.000 Say regular.

00:56:03.000 Say yes.

00:56:04.000 Okay.

00:56:05.000 Pause the video.

00:56:07.000 Can we do it from here?

00:56:09.000 I think so.

00:56:11.000 Hello?

00:56:14.000 Hey.

00:56:15.000 Hey, Crip Daddy, are you there?

00:56:17.000 See if you can jump into my green screen.

00:56:19.000 You'd have to hear one second.

00:56:23.000 Make him the video.

00:56:25.000 Oh, yeah.

00:56:25.000 Give me the microphone, the Skype mic.

00:56:30.000 Nice.

00:56:31.000 Terrible throw.

00:56:36.000 Can you hear us?

00:56:37.000 Can you hear me, Crip?

00:56:39.000 I can hear you.

00:56:40.000 Whoa.

00:56:40.000 How you doing?

00:56:42.000 Oh, we're doing great.

00:56:43.000 You just jumped into my green screen.

00:56:45.000 We've never done this before.

00:56:46.000 No, I'm sorry.

00:56:47.000 It was late.

00:56:48.000 The morning sex was too good to pass out. 0.61

00:56:52.000 What kind of positions did you do?

00:56:54.000 The one.

00:56:58.000 You did the one with the one.

00:57:01.000 Yep, it was good.

00:57:02.000 So we've been talking about libs of TikTok all day and the amount of freaks they expose.

00:57:07.000 The argument from the right is, you know, you drew first blood by becoming a political activist, so you're going to get doxxed.

00:57:14.000 You know, she's doxxed now, right?

00:57:16.000 Yeah, I've been hearing about that.

00:57:18.000 And the right's argument is, all she ever did was just expose videos of you, clowns, and now you want to attack her family?

00:57:25.000 You're sadistic and deranged.

00:57:28.000 Yeah.

00:57:29.000 Yeah.

00:57:30.000 That sounds about right.

00:57:31.000 I mean, the way I look at it, if you're out there, get ready to catch these hands.

00:57:38.000 Oh, so you are happy that the libs of TikTok chick has been exposed and is having your family threatened. 0.61

00:57:45.000 I'm happy when anybody's exposed for any reason.

00:57:49.000 What about you?

00:57:50.000 Where do you live?

00:57:51.000 I live wherever anybody wants to find me.

00:57:55.000 I can make it.

00:57:56.000 I'm in the outskirts of Chicago, so that's how I know that I can handle it.

00:58:02.000 Yeah.

00:58:03.000 I mean, I think that what's really going on here is the left is seeing their worst, and they're going, this is fucking gross, because their whole argument is that our worst typifies us.

00:58:16.000 And they choose QAnon and random some guy Zeke Heiling and they say, see, that's who they are, which isn't true.

00:58:23.000 They've only got a handful of those dudes. 1.00

00:58:25.000 And we have thousands and thousands of fucking losers to choose from who are deranged and think that they can fuck kids. 0.99

00:58:35.000 You know, you are vulnerable because you're paralyzed and you kind of look like a kid.

00:58:39.000 Are you particularly scared of these groomers?

00:58:43.000 You know, it was weird.

00:58:44.000 You thought, you would think that I would be so easy to molest.

00:58:49.000 Yeah.

00:58:50.000 And because I was very cute as a kid, too.

00:58:52.000 Like, I was so fucking easy and nobody ever did it.

00:58:56.000 Hmm.

00:58:57.000 Not at all.

00:58:59.000 I don't know what it was.

00:59:00.000 I think that, but now, more than ever, I wish somebody would try.

00:59:05.000 Yeah.

00:59:06.000 How are your legs?

00:59:07.000 I've never seen them.

00:59:08.000 Are they like Ricky Berwick's?

00:59:10.000 No, I'm like just smaller portioned, but I'm fairly normal looking.

00:59:15.000 He's a fucking mess of a blender.

00:59:21.000 What's your guys' lifespan like?

00:59:24.000 Pretty normal?

00:59:26.000 I mean, he looks like we keep saying it, but he's a pug.

00:59:30.000 Any day now, he's just going to croak over and it'll be worth it.

00:59:33.000 It's a mercy killing.

00:59:35.000 Me, I'm just at the hands of God.

00:59:39.000 It could be tomorrow.

00:59:42.000 It could be 10 years from now.

00:59:43.000 Who knows?

00:59:44.000 So we've got a long time to rape you. 1.00

00:59:47.000 I'm hoping.

00:59:48.000 I believe in every gun amendment, so we can try.

00:59:54.000 All right, man.

00:59:55.000 Well, thanks for jumping onto our green screen, and we'll see you next week.

00:59:59.000 Absolutely.

01:00:00.000 Bye, buddy.

01:00:01.000 Take it easy.

01:00:04.000 Wow, that was some innovative technology.

01:00:06.000 That was.

01:00:07.000 Now we can get rid of that.

01:00:09.000 Let's get back to this freaky green screen.

01:00:16.000 For some reason, constructed across the street from the actual White House.

01:00:19.000 Why do we care what is being done?

01:00:21.000 The TV dinner is how Tucker Carlson's stepmother's father made his fortune.

01:00:27.000 What a thing to be concerned with.

01:00:29.000 But anyway, go back a little more.

01:00:32.000 For some reason, constructed across the street from the actual White House.

01:00:35.000 The reason he does this is because it allows him to read a script directly from a face-on monitor and without telecoms or glass that can be seen in the future.

01:00:42.000 That's true.

01:00:43.000 Now, we can't verify that that's true, but it certainly sounds right.

01:00:47.000 It doesn't sound right.

01:00:49.000 The DOJ can tell you precisely how many Qurans were burned last year, but they don't keep track of Christmas tree.

01:00:55.000 Why is that?

01:00:56.000 Well, because they could care less.

01:00:57.000 That's why our leaders consistently ignore the persecution of Christians around the world.

01:01:01.000 Hold on a second.

01:01:03.000 Is the joke here that America, the American law enforcement has a hyperbolic obsession with anything that is attack on Islam, but at the same time turns a blind eye to any attack on Christianity?

01:01:21.000 That's just a fact.

01:01:22.000 Remember the fucking girl in New York who said she had her burqa ripped off and the whole de Blasio, everyone went completely insane, bending over backwards to apologize, and then we immediately find out she's full of shit?

01:01:38.000 Contributes to that persecution, and it does if they say nothing about it.

01:01:45.000 Everyone who actually lives in this country knows exactly what's going on around.

01:01:49.000 Our streets are dangerous, much more dangerous than they've been in a long time, for decades.

01:01:54.000 There are a lot of reasons for that, but one reason is our cities are overrun with mentally unstable vagrants who are living on the sidewalks. 0.91

01:02:02.000 Yes.

01:02:02.000 Now, for a long time, we've called these people homeless.

01:02:05.000 But let's stop doing that.

01:02:07.000 Well, they're not in the suburbs.

01:02:08.000 But what about drug, which is intentionally devised to be a majority of the people?

01:02:11.000 Sorry, buddy.

01:02:12.000 The people in the suburbs are scared of me and Proud Boys.

01:02:15.000 They're not worried about black crime. 1.00

01:02:17.000 That's why they live in the suburbs. 0.91

01:02:19.000 Not drugs.

01:02:20.000 But what we're watching is the destruction of the U.S. military.

01:02:22.000 And what we're going to end up seeing, Tucker, is thousands, tens of thousands, maybe hundreds of thousands of Americans die.

01:02:28.000 Those are the stakes of the game we're playing here.

01:02:30.000 We don't need a military that's woman-friendly. 1.00

01:02:33.000 We don't need a military that's gay-friendly with all due respect to the Air Force. 0.98

01:02:37.000 We need a military that's flat-out hostile.

01:02:39.000 We need a military full of type A men who want to sit on a throne of Chinese skulls. 1.00

01:02:44.000 But we don't have that map.

01:02:46.000 We can't even get women off of naval vessels. 1.00

01:02:47.000 That should be step one.

01:02:49.000 But most of them are already pregnant anyway. 1.00

01:02:50.000 So true.

01:02:52.000 Dear Scott Perry, native-born American no more American and no less American than an immigrant like me.

01:02:59.000 Good point.

01:03:00.000 We agree with that.

01:03:01.000 And then he said this.

01:03:02.000 And with every passing year, there will be more people who look like me in the United States.

01:03:06.000 You can't stop it.

01:03:08.000 So take your racist replacement theory and shove it.

01:03:11.000 In other words, you're being replaced and there's nothing you can do about it.

01:03:14.000 So shut up. 1.00

01:03:18.000 Luckily, with people like Ted Liu in charge, we're not going to get a lot done.

01:03:23.000 Guys are more.

01:03:25.000 These people seek absolute saneness.

01:03:28.000 So hold on a sec.

01:03:29.000 In this sinister, horrible horror movie, they talk about the replacement theory, which is this leftist obsession where they think that our biggest fear with immigration is that we're going to not be as white because we'll mix and then we'll go beige.

01:03:44.000 Which is, talk to any conservative, it's number 832 on the gripes list.

01:03:49.000 But they somehow get to stick it to number one.

01:03:51.000 But then he has Ted Lou confessing that that is what he's going for while simultaneously calling white people paranoid for being scared of that.

01:04:00.000 So it's like triple levels of idiocy.

01:04:04.000 Anyway, this seems like a cool place to hang out.

01:04:07.000 They want to make you drink Starbucks every day from now until forever, no matter how it tastes.

01:04:13.000 That's the future they promise.

01:04:20.000 Is this a parody of how the left sees the right?

01:04:24.000 That's my favorite part of watching Tucker is the growing the arms.

01:04:27.000 This is on too many levels of irony now.

01:04:30.000 I'm getting tangled up.

01:04:38.000 Everyone knows that.

01:04:39.000 Dozens of research papers have proved it.

01:04:42.000 And it's our job to brush them back and destroy the society we were born in.

01:04:46.000 In other words, diversity isn't our strength.

01:04:50.000 Unity is our strength.

01:04:51.000 Bet you didn't think.

01:04:53.000 Am I just a fucking right-wing lunatic?

01:04:56.000 When I watch Tucker, I feel it's totally benign, not Remotely controversial ever.

01:05:03.000 Ever.

01:05:04.000 He won't have Proud Boys on the show, they're too violent.

01:05:24.000 He's not doing the MM story to scare you.

01:05:27.000 It's indicative of a pattern and it's a fun way to show the pattern.

01:05:31.000 No one's smashing their coffee table because MMs have sensible shoes on, you weirdos. 1.00

01:05:37.000 Until the moment you wouldn't want to have a drink with any one of them.

01:05:40.000 That's the goal.

01:05:41.000 When you're totally turned off, we've achieved equity.

01:05:45.000 They've won.

01:05:50.000 What do you do with those little arms? 1.00

01:05:55.000 He probably thinks that you would Zeek Heil with all six of them.

01:05:58.000 Yeah, you can Zeek Heil eight times in two different directions.

01:06:05.000 Yeah, you got me.

01:06:19.000 I don't like talking to Crip about his crippledness. 0.97

01:06:22.000 It's cheap and easy and hack.

01:06:25.000 That's true, but it...

01:06:26.000 You know, when you bring up any normal, mundane thing, it kind of creeps its way into it because it's like, well, you know, you're talking about fucking, how are you fuck?

01:06:35.000 It's an interesting thing.

01:06:36.000 Yeah.

01:06:36.000 You're talking about fighting people?

01:06:38.000 How do you fight?

01:06:39.000 It's easy.

01:06:39.000 It's easy to identify the elephant in the room sometimes.

01:06:41.000 Sort of like when the ugliest woman in the world was part of the Me Too movement, and she's sitting with Alyssa Milano and this other hot woman, and they're discussing how horrible it is to constantly be seen as a sex object.

01:06:56.000 What's her name again?

01:06:57.000 Tyrannosaurus Burke.

01:06:59.000 Tyrannosaurus Burke.

01:07:00.000 I want to see her husband.

01:07:02.000 Oh, her husband.

01:07:03.000 He deserves a purple heart.

01:07:06.000 Well, biologically, I think he doesn't literally have a purple heart.

01:07:11.000 Tirana Burke's husband, if I ever see him walk past him on the street, I'm going to go like this.

01:07:17.000 Thank you for your service.

01:07:21.000 I bet he could go to like a Veterans Day ceremony and they'd be like, what battalion were you in?

01:07:26.000 Oh, I never fought in a war, but I fucked Tarana Burke. 1.00

01:07:30.000 Sir, stand right here next to me.

01:07:33.000 Were you a hero, Dad?

01:07:34.000 No, but I fought alongside some, and I met Tarana Burke's husband.

01:07:40.000 And that brave soldier...

01:07:45.000 Dedicated.

01:07:46.000 We dedicate this show to Tarana Burke's husband, who's not dead.

01:07:50.000 So at the end of the show, put his face and then say whenever his birth date was, like 1975-dedicated to, can you do that for me?

01:08:03.000 Just like an image with inspirational music.

01:08:06.000 Yeah, just like the same way they do with the obits.

01:08:08.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:08:08.000 Like dedicated to our friend, blah, blah, blah.

01:08:11.000 At the end of this episode?

01:08:12.000 Yeah.

01:08:14.000 But not her, just him.

01:08:16.000 Oh, okay.

01:08:20.000 All right, let's get to my bag.

01:08:24.000 Uh-oh.

01:08:25.000 Gatorade's flying all over the fucking place.

01:08:28.000 My son the other day, he's playing VR and he goes, Dad, can I get a Gatorade?

01:08:32.000 And I go, slow down.

01:08:33.000 I take him to Gav's Tav. 0.67

01:08:35.000 I go, we got Capri Sun.

01:08:37.000 I got a whole kid section here.

01:08:38.000 I'm like Sebastian Maniscalco.

01:08:40.000 I have everything.

01:08:41.000 We got Kool-Aid things, little packs.

01:08:44.000 We got Capri Sun packs.

01:08:46.000 He goes, I want a Gatorade.

01:08:47.000 I need electrolytes.

01:08:50.000 He's nine.

01:08:51.000 Four.

01:08:51.000 I saw my wife the other day.

01:08:52.000 He's like, can we have, I won't say his name is.

01:08:55.000 Darren.

01:08:56.000 Can Darren come over and play?

01:08:58.000 Can you go pick him up and bring him over?

01:09:00.000 Yeah, okay.

01:09:01.000 He goes, I just feel like, you know, I feel like I should play more as a kid.

01:09:06.000 I'm not going to be a kid forever.

01:09:08.000 Wow.

01:09:10.000 That's a lot of introspection.

01:09:11.000 Yes.

01:09:12.000 Careful.

01:09:12.000 You're starting to sound like a nerd.

01:09:14.000 And you will be a nerd forever.

01:09:17.000 But no, this kid is from a poor part of town.

01:09:20.000 And I don't know.

01:09:22.000 The kids in our neighborhood, the white kids, when they come over, they play for like a few hours and then go, I want to go home. 1.00

01:09:30.000 Or they want to go home to play their video games or something.

01:09:34.000 But the poor kids, they don't have shit at home.

01:09:36.000 And they hate it there because it's an apartment.

01:09:39.000 And when they come over, they party hard and almost wreck the place.

01:09:44.000 And they'll play until well into the dark.

01:09:48.000 And the mom's happy.

01:09:49.000 She's got her own troubles.

01:09:52.000 So poor kids, I don't want to say poor kids, but not rich kids make the best play dates.

01:09:58.000 I mean, I'm nervous.

01:10:00.000 I got my boy, my nine-year-old, this little electric motorcycle.

01:10:03.000 And he peters around on it with his helmet on.

01:10:06.000 And I go with him on my bike, and I make sure he stops at stop signs and stuff.

01:10:10.000 I come outside.

01:10:11.000 The not-rich kid is on it, black kid, just tearing up the lawn, going like it looked like 40 miles an hour. 1.00

01:10:20.000 I'm like, dude, dude, stop, stop.

01:10:22.000 What?

01:10:23.000 Like he was completely fearless, just whipping over the lawn, over the neighbor's lawn.

01:10:31.000 That's what I want.

01:10:33.000 I want you kids to get in trouble.

01:10:35.000 Uh-oh.

01:10:36.000 I don't think she has a husband.

01:10:38.000 That was just a dude.

01:10:39.000 That was her producing partner.

01:10:41.000 Yeah.

01:10:44.000 Believe me.

01:10:44.000 There's a level of heroism in this country that just doesn't exist.

01:10:48.000 Yeah.

01:10:50.000 We thought we saw the peak in.

01:10:52.000 No, we did probably see the peak on D-Day.

01:10:55.000 We see it a lot with cops and firemen every day.

01:10:58.000 But there is no such hero as the man who regularly fucks Tarana Burke.

01:11:03.000 Yes.

01:11:03.000 The hero that is Tarana Burke's husband is much like Thor in the fact that he does not exist in reality.

01:11:10.000 It's almost like the guy who fucks Robin Quivers.

01:11:16.000 He doesn't exist.

01:11:18.000 Mailbag.

01:11:20.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.

01:11:24.000 Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.

01:11:38.000 Oh, here's an interesting one.

01:11:39.000 What color pens are we doing today, boss?

01:11:43.000 Purple.

01:11:43.000 I'm purple.

01:11:44.000 Purple pins.

01:11:45.000 Yeah, it doesn't change on a daily basis.

01:11:52.000 So this one I just made orange because it's red.

01:11:55.000 Celebrity Mailbag.

01:11:57.000 I've watched some of it.

01:11:59.000 I don't watch a lot of the shows because it feels like work to me because I have to critique them and I end up sending an email.

01:12:06.000 So I watch parts of the shows.

01:12:08.000 But what I saw of Celebrity Mailbag looked great and I love the cryptad he was on.

01:12:12.000 Sweet.

01:12:13.000 But we have some viewer mail.

01:12:19.000 This is the worst garbage you've ever tried to pass off.

01:12:23.000 I'd rather listen to fucking Gary.

01:12:26.000 And until now, I've only been able to stand maybe two minutes of that shit.

01:12:32.000 Damn.

01:12:33.000 Damn.

01:12:34.000 Well, that makes me want to go into the comments.

01:12:37.000 You let us see those comments there.

01:12:39.000 Do you hear that wind blowing outside?

01:12:41.000 Yeah, that's pretty.

01:12:43.000 Tyrannoburtle.

01:12:44.000 Pookie spaghetti and tomato sauce.

01:12:48.000 Let's see what the people say.

01:12:53.000 They say, great show.

01:12:57.000 Ryan is funnier than Gavin.

01:12:59.000 So clearly the people in the comments are mentally ill.

01:13:01.000 By the way, I disagree with that, boy.

01:13:03.000 Pretty good.

01:13:04.000 Then they eat the poo-poo, Rygai the goat. 0.99

01:13:07.000 I'd rather watch Ryan's Trump impression all day long.

01:13:10.000 Funny so far.

01:13:11.000 I'm laughing.

01:13:12.000 I love this.

01:13:13.000 Asian Gavin has always been gold. 1.00

01:13:17.000 Cut this off, turn this into a taco, stick something into it, and inflate it.

01:13:21.000 Fucking hilarious.

01:13:22.000 Loved it.

01:13:23.000 Hell yeah.

01:13:24.000 Nothing but sprinkles.

01:13:25.000 Good job.

01:13:32.000 Nice Rye guy.

01:13:34.000 Better than Kyle Dunnegan's Trump.

01:13:36.000 Wow.

01:13:37.000 Love this to death.

01:13:38.000 There may be a million more questions.

01:13:40.000 Do you see the screen?

01:13:41.000 6969 with the dollar sign on the wrong side?

01:13:43.000 Fuck.

01:13:44.000 Hilarious.

01:13:45.000 We love the Chinese.

01:13:46.000 JK We Don't.

01:13:47.000 Brilliant, Ryan.

01:13:49.000 This is...

01:13:50.000 Well, this shit festival was definitely better than this week's GOML.

01:13:54.000 Because there was no GML at the time.

01:13:55.000 Ryan is funny, but the male is sort of lame.

01:13:58.000 I disagree.

01:13:58.000 I get so much good shit.

01:14:01.000 Phenomenal.

01:14:02.000 Spelled wrong.

01:14:04.000 Is that to piss you off, too?

01:14:05.000 It's so funny how they're just like, they're trying to get your pet peeves in their little comments.

01:14:11.000 Yeah.

01:14:11.000 Be funny.

01:14:12.000 Be funny.

01:14:12.000 Be funny, yo.

01:14:14.000 Dear Gav, on this day, 29 years ago, the U.S. government burned 76 people alive, including 25 children, for daring to exercise their God-given right to keep and bear arms.

01:14:27.000 To this day, not a single member of the ATF or the FBI have faced any consequences for their actions.

01:14:32.000 I was hoping that you could observe a brief moment of silence to honor their sacrifice.

01:14:36.000 And then he's got pictures of the fire and the remains.

01:14:39.000 Got that.

01:14:42.000 Okay, let's do that.

01:15:04.000 Netflix had a surprisingly good documentary about it, but it was weird because it wasn't as left as their other bullshit.

01:15:14.000 I think they were just trying to say that Clinton was not that responsible or something.

01:15:19.000 I don't know.

01:15:20.000 But I don't understand why people trust the government so much.

01:15:26.000 Why?

01:15:26.000 They go, well, the government told us to wear a mask.

01:15:29.000 They said it works.

01:15:30.000 After all of the wacos and all of the lies, after watching the money you give them just get thrown into the paper shredder, after seeing their salaries of 200 grand a year become a net worth of $25 million, you just go, yep, let's do more government.

01:15:46.000 Let's let the government take our money and spend it on climate change. 0.98

01:15:50.000 This time it'll work out.

01:15:52.000 That'll be good.

01:15:54.000 No, it'll be bad.

01:16:00.000 Prepare to have your minds blown, says a guy in Britain.

01:16:05.000 We do not know this, but there are black and trans and gays in the world.

01:16:10.000 There's handicapped people and there's even gay flight attendants.

01:16:16.000 Okay.

01:16:17.000 Let's see what we got here.

01:16:23.000 You know what that was?

01:16:24.000 Black women are so hot, they don't even need lipstick. 1.00

01:16:29.000 They're perfect as is.

01:16:30.000 Oh, yeah.

01:16:32.000 Meanwhile, she has tons of makeup on.

01:16:33.000 But okay.

01:16:35.000 No one, like, who in the world goes, that girl should have some lipstick on? 1.00

01:16:41.000 My God, woman. 0.98

01:16:43.000 You look like you just crawled out of bed.

01:16:46.000 It's disgusting.

01:16:47.000 You're not pretty enough to do that.

01:16:50.000 You're not special enough.

01:16:54.000 Yep, stop.

01:16:55.000 Buddy, you missed your flight.

01:16:57.000 You're not even checked in.

01:16:58.000 You haven't gone through security.

01:17:00.000 You're dancing.

01:17:00.000 If you're doing last call, that's usually when they have about five to ten minutes left.

01:17:06.000 You have at least 30 minutes to get through security if you're in a big city like New York.

01:17:11.000 Maybe you could do it in 20.

01:17:13.000 So you just missed your flight while you were dancing.

01:17:16.000 Why were you dancing?

01:17:18.000 Get to your flight.

01:17:19.000 Do your dancing at the gate.

01:17:23.000 What an idiot.

01:17:29.000 Okay, she's a ginger. 1.00

01:17:31.000 Who almost tripped.

01:17:33.000 Big clumpy boots.

01:17:35.000 That's, I guess, a gay cripple. 1.00

01:17:41.000 That was done in post because women that age don't have those things. 1.00

01:17:45.000 There's some gays.

01:17:47.000 Look at this.

01:17:47.000 A gay flight attendant.

01:17:49.000 Have you ever heard of such a thing?

01:17:51.000 I would like to just pause for a sec.

01:17:53.000 I would like to be clear that I am profoundly uncomfortable around non-gay male flight attendants. 1.00

01:17:59.000 Right.

01:18:00.000 What are you doing?

01:18:01.000 When you see the gays, you're like, yeah, you just like to sunbathe and fuck dudes in Morocco. 1.00

01:18:06.000 I understand.

01:18:07.000 And when you see women, you go, you're going through a slut phase. 0.98

01:18:10.000 I hope you settle down.

01:18:12.000 But straight men, you're like, you didn't want to be a pilot?

01:18:15.000 What?

01:18:16.000 Why are you settling to be a waitress in the sky? 1.00

01:18:19.000 You're a waitress in the sky, as the replacements would say. 0.99

01:18:23.000 I had a flight attendant, what's it called? 0.72

01:18:27.000 From New York to Chicago, transfer flight.

01:18:29.000 He was straight the entire ride.

01:18:30.000 He was like, would you like some snacks?

01:18:32.000 I was like, no, I'm good, man.

01:18:33.000 Thank you.

01:18:34.000 No, I'm good, homo.

01:18:35.000 Some drinks?

01:18:36.000 He was like, no, I'm all right.

01:18:37.000 Thank you.

01:18:38.000 And then when we land, he's like sitting in the little chair thing.

01:18:42.000 He's like, one time we saw R. Kelly here.

01:18:45.000 And I was like, oh my God, that's R. Kelly.

01:18:47.000 I was like, where did that come from?

01:18:49.000 He was straight the whole ride.

01:18:51.000 Yeah, he's getting closer to where the dicks are.

01:18:56.000 His dick dar was kicking in.

01:18:58.000 Dick City.

01:18:58.000 His landing gear is a boner.

01:19:04.000 Here's R. Kelly.

01:19:06.000 Look at this.

01:19:07.000 We even have punk rackers on our planes.

01:19:10.000 Who knew that alternative people could fly? 1.00

01:19:13.000 Old ladies? 1.00

01:19:14.000 We know old ladies exist. 1.00

01:19:17.000 Whoa.

01:19:18.000 Wouldn't that be funny if it crashed right now?

01:19:23.000 I remember one time I saw, I looked through the window and I saw not just a woman getting into the seat of the pilot, the pilot's seat, the cockpit, but a big fat ass. 1.00

01:19:34.000 And I was like, can we not have a thin white male, please, just this once? 0.83

01:19:43.000 Alrighty.

01:19:46.000 Malcolm Nance leaves MSNBC.

01:19:48.000 He went off to become a myth and a legend because he could no longer bear the brunt of it.

01:19:52.000 Now, it is my belief that Malcolm Nance is a complete fraud.

01:20:01.000 To be clear, litigators, this is my opinion.

01:20:04.000 I am not stating this as a fact, but he talks, I met him.

01:20:08.000 I met him at an Ann Coulter debate in the city at the stand, I believe.

01:20:15.000 And he said, it was before Trump was elected.

01:20:18.000 It was 2015.

01:20:19.000 And he said, how can you be okay with a lunatic having the nuclear codes?

01:20:23.000 We could all die.

01:20:24.000 And Ann says, I don't know where everyone got the lunatic thing from.

01:20:28.000 I mean, you can find him abrasive and stuff, but there's no history of anything remotely mentally ill.

01:20:33.000 He's been a successful businessman for a long time, and his behavior's been relatively normal.

01:20:39.000 And then he just kept going, nuclear codes, nuclear codes, again and again throughout the debate until me and Ann's ex-boyfriend, the gynecologist, both had to say, dude, I didn't know who Malcolm Nance was back then.

01:20:53.000 I go, dude, you need to be quiet.

01:20:55.000 I'm not joking.

01:20:56.000 And he instantly shut his mouth, by the way.

01:21:00.000 Because we schooled him.

01:21:03.000 They want to kill Americans.

01:21:04.000 The militias, terrorists, and deranged ideology of the Trump insurgency.

01:21:08.000 Yeah, we're really deranged.

01:21:10.000 That noose was very literal, Malcolm.

01:21:14.000 Anyway, so then I would talk to other people about him, and they go, yeah, yeah, a lot of people think that he, because he said he was in Afghanistan for like 10 years, and he learned Urdu and Arabic and all these languages, and he lived with the terrorists and spoke to them, and I think he said he converted to Islam or some bullshit.

01:21:33.000 Like really weird, long, drawn-out stuff and really involved stories about taking down jihadists, which I believed because I tend to take people at their word when I first heard them.

01:21:43.000 But someone later, a military guy, goes, yeah, guy's a complete fucking fraud.

01:21:48.000 So now he's left MSNBC.

01:21:50.000 He's on Joy Reed's show discussing he's joined the International Legion and he's there in Ukraine.

01:21:59.000 Maybe.

01:22:00.000 Maybe he's in Baltimore.

01:22:03.000 Voldemort.

01:22:04.000 When managed to find a park with some trees.

01:22:08.000 Go ahead.

01:22:10.000 Caller.

01:22:12.000 Take it away.

01:22:13.000 Oh.

01:22:14.000 Yes?

01:22:16.000 I'm done talking.

01:22:20.000 I had him in my notes, actually.

01:22:22.000 This is interesting.

01:22:23.000 Matter of honor and the fiction of Malcolm Nance.

01:22:26.000 Ooh.

01:22:27.000 Now I haven't looked through it.

01:22:30.000 So maybe he's a...

01:22:32.000 The stolen valor rumors are getting so intense that he had to go jump in there.

01:22:38.000 Okay, so we'll check that out later.

01:22:40.000 But go to 3-4.

01:22:47.000 He leaves MSNBC to go fight?

01:22:50.000 I don't believe you.

01:22:54.000 Go to the link in the email, Ryan, or go to 3-4.

01:22:56.000 3-4-B.

01:22:58.000 No?

01:22:59.000 3-4 under Ukraine.

01:23:01.000 With the words Malcolm Nance.

01:23:03.000 Oh, the numbers are fucked up.

01:23:05.000 There's a lot of 3-4s, Mike.

01:23:06.000 It's at the end, right above the final video.

01:23:12.000 This whole bloody nonce isn't too.

01:23:16.000 Do you know what a nonce is?

01:23:18.000 Like a Nancy?

01:23:19.000 Like a sissy? 0.99

01:23:20.000 It's a British word for pedophile.

01:23:22.000 Oh, shit.

01:23:23.000 Well, as you know, I spent quite a bit of time here in the pre-war period.

01:23:26.000 And when the invasion happened, I had friends who were in Donetsk, who were in the Ukrainian army, who were writing to us and telling us, we're not going to survive tonight.

01:23:34.000 We've been hit 500 times.

01:23:37.000 You know, these are graduates of Defense Language Institute.

01:23:39.000 These were my friends.

01:23:40.000 And, you know, the more I saw of the war going on, the more I thought, I'm done talking.

01:23:46.000 All right.

01:23:46.000 It's time to take action here.

01:23:48.000 So about a month ago, I joined the International Legion here in Ukraine, and I am here to help this country fight what essentially is a war of extermination.

01:24:03.000 This is an existential war, and Russia has bought it to these people. 0.99

01:24:07.000 Not existential, dude.

01:24:10.000 And there are people here like me who are here to do something about it.

01:24:14.000 Well, as you know, I spent quite a bit of time.

01:24:16.000 By the way, if you check 3.5 right above final video, apparently he's got full auto.

01:24:21.000 Again, we're in New York City.

01:24:22.000 We know as much about guns as women know about the band Rush. 1.00

01:24:26.000 But apparently this is a big deal.

01:24:30.000 I don't know.

01:24:32.000 Jack, you got to tell us homos in New York City what your us is.

01:24:36.000 Well, it should be on safety if it's not if he's not in combat.

01:24:42.000 Yeah, So I guess it's on full auto.

01:24:44.000 Wow.

01:24:45.000 Ready to rip.

01:24:46.000 Damn, duh.

01:24:48.000 All right, let's get to the final video.

01:24:50.000 I was going to say, I saw a little something in here.

01:24:53.000 Basically, the Master Chief pointed him out and said, don't talk to him.

01:24:59.000 He's got nothing worth listening to.

01:25:01.000 Basically, nobody wanted him.

01:25:04.000 What's it called?

01:25:05.000 He wore some ribbon placed after his service record after he left.

01:25:10.000 As a matter of honor, he failed to be honest and explained that he was never in combat.

01:25:16.000 Even in his book, the word stands out as peripherally.

01:25:21.000 His proximity to actions in Beirut after 9-11 and others, blah, blah, blah.

01:25:26.000 As a matter of honor, Nance did not train aviators or special operators directly as he did not attend the school simply due to the fact that his quote-unquote expertise as counter-terrorism intelligence officer and interrogator did not place him near or behind enemy lines.

01:25:40.000 As a matter of honor, I understand that there are times where we, when a resume is slightly exaggerated, yet Sith attack on our beliefs and lawful conduct displays the psyche of a man who recognizes failures and must criticize others in order to bolster his self-worth.

01:25:52.000 I came to the conclusion without pretending to be an intelligence officer.

01:25:57.000 Damn.

01:25:58.000 Yikes.

01:25:59.000 So this guy's a fucking something. 0.95

01:26:03.000 Okay, final video.

01:26:05.000 Yes.

01:26:06.000 FV.

01:26:23.000 I used to be kind of annoyed.

01:26:25.000 Well, let me say two things.

01:26:27.000 I used to be annoyed with cops because I thought they retire so early and then they get this pension from 40 years old to 80 years old of 100 grand a year.

01:26:35.000 It ends up being like 4 million bucks.

01:26:37.000 Can the city afford that?

01:26:40.000 And then later I went, actually, these guys, they lose their adrenaline gland, their fear gland after a while, and they become too reckless and they endanger their lives.

01:26:48.000 So they'd be killed if they went much farther.

01:26:54.000 So yeah, the other thing I was going to mention is a three-hour conversation.

01:26:58.000 We'll save that for tomorrow.

01:27:00.000 But this is why cops retire early.

01:27:03.000 This guy is chasing a dude.

01:27:06.000 He's getting shot at.

01:27:08.000 And contrary to popular belief, cops don't have bulletproof glass.

01:27:13.000 There are cars with them, but it seems pretty darn random.

01:27:16.000 And the few cops I spoke to go, yeah, I know of one's cruiser that has it, but mine doesn't.

01:27:21.000 So this guy's getting shot at, and bullets have no problem with glass, or most of a car.

01:27:26.000 Like they always say in movies, when someone's shooting, they get behind the car.

01:27:29.000 Those bullets are going right through the car.

01:27:31.000 You got to get behind the wheel well if you have any hope of hiding.

01:27:35.000 So this guy's chasing a perp down the freeway and he's way too not scared.

01:27:52.000 Look how fast they're going.

01:27:58.000 That's got to be like 80, right?

01:28:03.000 And then now they're up to 100.

01:28:05.000 So he's getting shot at.

01:28:11.000 And when he gets shot at, he's just going like this.

01:28:14.000 Which doesn't do anything, by the way.

01:28:16.000 It's a complete roll of the dice where the bullets go.

01:28:18.000 You could be spinning right into it.

01:28:19.000 You could be leaning right into the ball.

01:28:20.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:28:22.000 You might as well just sit there.

01:28:24.000 Because it's not like the guy's aiming.

01:28:27.000 Still pointing the gun.

01:28:30.000 Still pointing the gun, this fucking guy.

01:28:32.000 You believe this dick?

01:28:36.000 All right, I've got to get him in the butt there.

01:28:38.000 The right butt cheek.

01:28:39.000 That's how you.

01:28:40.000 Oh.

01:28:42.000 Look at him.

01:28:45.000 It's not a fight face smile either.

01:28:46.000 No, no, no.

01:28:47.000 Whoa, look.

01:28:49.000 Look, he almost got ripped off the road and flipped, right?

01:28:53.000 Is his seatbelt even on?

01:28:55.000 I don't see one.

01:28:56.000 I don't see a seatbelt on.

01:28:58.000 Just in case he has to pop out and be a hero.

01:29:00.000 Yeah.

01:29:01.000 So when you flip with no seatbelt, you're going to bonk your noggin.

01:29:05.000 That's what they call it in training, too.

01:29:07.000 We got a 4-3-2.

01:29:08.000 That's a knocked boggin. 0.72

01:29:11.000 Wait.

01:29:11.000 Like, I fucked it up.

01:29:12.000 Bonked noggin.

01:29:14.000 Did somebody bonk your noggin before you said that?

01:29:19.000 Ooh, that was ugly.

01:29:22.000 Ooh, that was ugly.

01:29:24.000 You can tell he's been doing this for 15 years.

01:29:27.000 Second one round with a front windshield.

01:29:30.000 Oh, is that all?

01:29:32.000 He's still continuing to fire.

01:29:35.000 Wow.

01:29:35.000 Look, look.

01:29:36.000 That's the windshield.

01:29:36.000 You can see his windshield.

01:29:38.000 He got close.

01:29:38.000 There's two holes.

01:29:40.000 But you're right where his left arm would be.

01:29:43.000 I might be supremely retarded, too, but couldn't that bullet come out, come into pieces, become pieces and hit you? 0.92

01:29:51.000 Maybe that's retarded? 1.00

01:29:52.000 Leave in the comments below.

01:29:54.000 Yeah, it sounds retarded. 0.99

01:29:56.000 I think glass shatters steel.

01:30:02.000 So he's trying to get him on the butt cheeks to make him veer left.

01:30:07.000 Look, still firing, and he keeps crouching down.

01:30:10.000 How expensive is it to give these cops bulletproof glass?

01:30:14.000 Can we not get a little bit out of the budget for that?

01:30:16.000 That doesn't seem like a luxury to me.

01:30:19.000 And then once the car...

01:30:20.000 Oh, look at this.

01:30:23.000 So then he runs him off the road, and then he keeps, then he slowly pulls over, I guess.

01:30:28.000 But you've got to go like a mile away to pull over a quarter mile away because you're going to get shot, right?

01:30:34.000 Successful TVI, which is a tactical vehicle intervention or a pit maneuver.

01:30:43.000 But can't the truck might be able to get back on the road if he didn't flip.

01:30:51.000 So he eventually pulls over.

01:31:02.000 Checking out his bullet holes.

01:31:07.000 He's more concerned about his front bumper than he is with his own life.

01:31:12.000 Wow.

01:31:14.000 Hey.

01:31:15.000 If you're at a job that long, get retired.

01:31:19.000 If not, get fired.

01:31:21.000 Get in trouble.

01:31:22.000 Be brave and never stop fighting.

01:31:27.000 Start to hear what we should respect.

01:31:29.000 It's not your question.

01:31:53.000 Hope teachers are teaching.

01:31:58.000 Hope they fall on fake cards when they reach our right.

01:32:08.000 What robots you're right.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - April 19, 2022

S4E105 - LIBSOFTIKTOK

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