Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S4E107

00:00:38.000 Soul Glow, an awesome band from Philly.

00:00:43.000 That video is all about race.

00:00:45.000 He's there's one white guy in the band.

00:00:48.000 I think they're kind of making fun of race and how everyone's obsessed with it.

00:00:52.000 It's so boring.

00:00:53.000 Fucking stop.

00:00:55.000 Stop.

00:00:56.000 When I was young, you didn't register the race of the people in the band.

00:01:03.000 And then maybe with bad brains, everyone, oh, it's a black hardcore band.

00:01:07.000 That's about it.

00:01:08.000 I once said it about Polystyrene in X-Ray Specs.

00:01:10.000 Anyway, my Matt Spet is fucking raging.

00:01:14.000 I think I'm up to $710.

00:01:17.000 They're number two in the league, right behind the Dodgers.

00:01:20.000 Look at that.

00:01:23.000 I know you're supposed to just focus on the league.

00:01:25.000 I like seeing the overall stats.

00:01:28.000 How are you doing in the entire MLB?

00:01:30.000 And they're number two.

00:01:32.000 They've lost 38% of their games, and the Dodgers have lost 33%.

00:01:37.000 So things are going great, folks.

00:01:39.000 But they could go very bad.

00:01:41.000 Could be just like fucking Johnny Knoxville shooting out of the cannon with his wings, soaring, and then.

00:01:51.000 But it's 160 games to go.

00:01:54.000 So it's 160 minus 18.

00:01:56.000 160 minus 20 is 40.

00:01:58.000 Out of 42 games is 40, 45, 45.

00:02:04.000 I want to get into this Elon Musk stuff.

00:02:07.000 The libs are freaking the F out.

00:02:11.000 Isn't it?

00:02:12.000 You can always tell a lot by someone's reaction.

00:02:15.000 Like when we said we want to have a stronger border and everyone went nuts.

00:02:18.000 Why do you care if there's a border?

00:02:20.000 I mean, why do you care if the border's strong?

00:02:22.000 You want a border, right?

00:02:23.000 Oh, you don't.

00:02:25.000 Oh, because you want illegal.

00:02:26.000 Oh, okay.

00:02:28.000 If your neighbor got really mad that you started, you built a really strong front door, you'd go, why do you give a fuck about my front door?

00:02:36.000 Oh, you want to break in?

00:02:37.000 Oh, okay.

00:02:39.000 So they're freaking out going, he might control the conversation, and that's really powerful, and that can determine elections.

00:02:47.000 Oh.

00:02:47.000 So it's well known that Twitter's left and that the right is banned, right?

00:02:51.000 Guys like this.

00:02:52.000 So you're admitting that you were controlling the conversation.

00:02:56.000 And Elon Musk isn't perfect.

00:02:57.000 But before we get to that, I just got to squeeze in this one little thing.

00:03:04.000 Joe Biden is the gift that keeps giving.

00:03:08.000 Every fucking day.

00:03:10.000 Every day.

00:03:12.000 It's a new blunder.

00:03:13.000 Now the NHL commissioner is Batman.

00:03:16.000 Did you know that?

00:03:17.000 I didn't know that.

00:03:17.000 He's gone from protecting Gotham to running hockey.

00:03:22.000 Batman is the boss of hockey, according to Joe Biden.

00:03:27.000 Take it away, Joe.

00:03:28.000 Gary Batman, for being here as well.

00:03:31.000 And at the risk of stating the obvious here, it's a pretty good time to be in a sports fan.

00:03:38.000 I want to thank Commissioner Brown.

00:03:39.000 It's a pretty good time to be in a sports fan.

00:03:42.000 My wife's a big baseball fan.

00:03:45.000 I like being in her.

00:03:46.000 It's a pretty good time to be in a sports fan.

00:03:48.000 I want to thank Commissioner Gary Batman.

00:03:51.000 Commissioner Gordon.

00:03:51.000 No, no, no.

00:03:55.000 Stadium.

00:03:55.000 You know what he talks like?

00:03:57.000 He talks like he's at the optometrist.

00:03:59.000 And there's a pile of words in front of him.

00:04:01.000 And we want to see how bad his vision is.

00:04:04.000 So we go, just read out all these words in random.

00:04:07.000 Okay, thank you, Commissioner Batman.

00:04:11.000 The risk of staying obvious is a good time.

00:04:13.000 I can't read it after that.

00:04:15.000 Something about a good time to be in a sports fan.

00:04:19.000 No, no.

00:04:20.000 It's a good time to be a sports fan.

00:04:21.000 But I see we're getting pretty small with the type.

00:04:23.000 Good work, Joe.

00:04:25.000 Good work, you daughtering fool.

00:04:26.000 Okay, let's start the show, and we'll start the show with Mr. Musk.

00:04:42.000 I have to write on my desk the directions people go in because it's very confusing.

00:04:46.000 Everything's reversed.

00:04:50.000 So I love, of course the Turgid Tattletale is the first one you want to go to with these kind of things.

00:04:55.000 They all seem so fucking desperate, don't they?

00:04:58.000 That's the weird thing, too.

00:05:00.000 They're just so weak and constantly petrified.

00:05:03.000 Like I was talking to Amanda Milius earlier.

00:05:05.000 There was a good article about the new right in Vanity Fair that dared to be fair.

00:05:11.000 And I was like, you're hot and cool and you smoke cigarettes and your dad is a legend.

00:05:19.000 The left hates that because all they have is cool.

00:05:22.000 Just a frame with nothing in it.

00:05:24.000 So if anything, if we do anything cool, it's petrifying.

00:05:28.000 That's why they came at me and Milo so hard and they don't come after Ben Shapiro because Ben Shapiro is great, but he is not even 1% cool.

00:05:39.000 And Brian Stettler.

00:05:41.000 Actually, no, Brian Stettler's supposed, he's on the cool side.

00:05:44.000 You know, a lot of Soul Glow, the opening band here, they were probably totally supportive of CNN and hate my guts.

00:05:52.000 But Brian is one of their worst guys, and he can feel CNN collapsing underneath him.

00:05:56.000 And so he's frantic, and they're so transparent about their fears.

00:06:01.000 Like, put on your big boy pants.

00:06:04.000 If there's turbulence in a plane and my kids are freaking out, I don't let them know that I'm fucking freaking out too.

00:06:10.000 That was some brutal turbulence.

00:06:11.000 I lie and I say, this is nothing.

00:06:16.000 And then I stare at the flight attendant and see if she's scared.

00:06:20.000 What?

00:06:20.000 Was it you?

00:06:21.000 Someone was telling me they look over at the flight attendant for some reassurance and she had just been strapped in because the turbans were so bad and she was crying.

00:06:29.000 No, no.

00:06:30.000 That's time to poop your pants, man.

00:06:33.000 Oh, excuse me.

00:06:34.000 Why are you crying?

00:06:36.000 This is not a big deal, right?

00:06:38.000 Why are you doing the cross thing?

00:06:42.000 You know the drill.

00:06:42.000 I'm supposed to not cry for them, my kids, and you're supposed to not cry for me.

00:06:46.000 Yeah.

00:06:47.000 You're my dad.

00:06:48.000 You're fucking it up.

00:06:49.000 In this scenario.

00:06:50.000 Why is the fight attendant crying?

00:06:52.000 She's sad because she wants to fuck me.

00:06:56.000 And she sees this.

00:06:58.000 And it broke her heart.

00:07:01.000 Okay, let's look at the Turgid Tattletana's little red socks.

00:07:04.000 Look, who knows?

00:07:06.000 I think that's an example of a broader question for Twitter, which is, if you...

00:07:11.000 What's up?

00:07:13.000 This might even be a green screen.

00:07:14.000 No, it's too short.

00:07:16.000 He's so weak that he won't say anything.

00:07:19.000 Tucker is the opposite of this.

00:07:21.000 Tucker goes, so we have to now start killing ourselves.

00:07:25.000 Like, he takes the truth and then takes the exaggerated version of what your interpretation is going to be and just says that.

00:07:33.000 Trump is even more full-on.

00:07:35.000 He takes the truth and then he totally magnifies it and goes, taking orders from the Easter bunny.

00:07:43.000 Pussies like this, they make everything interrogative.

00:07:46.000 So if they want to say they hate albinos, they go, I mean, there's been a lot of blowback against the albino people, and is it justified?

00:07:55.000 I mean, do the people who are attacking these albinos in Africa, because they think their blood is magic, is there a point there?

00:08:02.000 I mean, have we done any tests?

00:08:03.000 Now, I haven't said anything.

00:08:05.000 It's just a part of a broader question.

00:08:10.000 If you get invited to something where there are no rules, where there is total freedom for everybody.

00:08:16.000 Freedom.

00:08:16.000 Oh, ew.

00:08:17.000 Imagine you went somewhere and there was no rules.

00:08:22.000 When you go to those trampoline places, those bounce you, and you're not allowed to bring food onto the trampolines and you have to take your shoes off and you have to wait in line.

00:08:33.000 That's my favorite part, is the rules.

00:08:37.000 You can see he caught himself too.

00:08:38.000 He's like thinking, he's like, this is a clip.

00:08:41.000 Imagine you went to a pool and running was allowed.

00:08:44.000 Oh, no running.

00:08:49.000 Forever, everybody.

00:08:50.000 Do you actually want to go to that party or are you going to decide to stay home?

00:08:54.000 And that's a question for Twitter users.

00:08:55.000 Some Twitter users mud love the idea.

00:08:58.000 They mud-love the idea.

00:08:59.000 I mud-love the idea of a party with no rules.

00:09:02.000 What kind of rules do you like at parties?

00:09:05.000 That you have to take your shoes off?

00:09:07.000 I know.

00:09:07.000 Find the picture of him nude with his red socks on.

00:09:10.000 I just imagine him fucking his wife, which happened literally twice.

00:09:14.000 He's made two kids.

00:09:16.000 That's the only time that she could possibly be fucking him.

00:09:19.000 He's the least attractive man in the world.

00:09:22.000 That's an interesting question, Ryan.

00:09:24.000 Would you rather fuck Gerard Butler, who we know is a hunk, or Brian Stettler?

00:09:33.000 Interesting.

00:09:34.000 Well, it's sort of like where they go with Flip Pooh.

00:09:36.000 Would you rather eat a homeless man's poo or like a supermodel's?

00:09:41.000 That's a good point.

00:09:43.000 Look at him.

00:09:44.000 With his little feet up.

00:09:47.000 He okayed that photograph with his red socks and his boxes on.

00:09:52.000 And that means, by the way, the top part is what you see on camera, right?

00:09:57.000 The bottom part is what he really wants to be.

00:09:59.000 That means he walks around the house in boxers and red socks.

00:10:03.000 I walk around the house fully dressed with shoes on.

00:10:06.000 I take my shoes off when I go to bed.

00:10:09.000 I don't like people in socks.

00:10:11.000 Call me a Yankees fan because I hate the red socks on this guy.

00:10:16.000 That was the worst part of Canadian parties is everyone is all dressed up and then it's all socks everywhere.

00:10:21.000 A girl with just like nylons on, plop, plop, plop.

00:10:26.000 She takes off some like thigh-high stiletto boots and then she's just plop, plop, plop, plop.

00:10:32.000 Even when we go to Anthony's parties and he'd be on his back deck in his socks, and I'm like, it's sort of like Tony Soprano when he gets told Dons don't wear shorts.

00:10:42.000 I'm like, Anthony, you're the godfather.

00:10:45.000 You can't be in socks.

00:10:47.000 Even sneakers, you should have boots on.

00:10:49.000 Anyway, what the fuck am I talking about?

00:10:50.000 Well, when the girls are at the party with their socks on and their feet sweat is like getting through it and you could see it like on the mat floor, linoleum, and you're like, whoa, I wonder if I like scrape it up and like just smell it real quick.

00:11:00.000 Like that's the closest I can get to her.

00:11:01.000 So it's fine.

00:11:02.000 Why are their feet sweating?

00:11:04.000 I don't know.

00:11:06.000 You're gross.

00:11:07.000 I'm not making them sweat.

00:11:09.000 Go back to Turgid Tattletale.

00:11:14.000 Mud loves the idea.

00:11:15.000 There's going to be absolutely the name of this show.

00:11:19.000 Mud love.

00:11:20.000 Mud love.

00:11:22.000 It's the episode after ape fart.

00:11:25.000 Yeah, this is amazing.

00:11:27.000 Dia, there's going to be absolutely no moderation and no rules at all.

00:11:30.000 Others might not want to be anywhere near that.

00:11:32.000 Am I crazy, Matt?

00:11:33.000 No, no, you're right.

00:11:34.000 And what happens to the advertising?

00:11:35.000 I mean, if there's no moderation or Twitter rules, there's no moderation.

00:11:38.000 Do the advertisers stay away?

00:11:39.000 What does that do to the business prospects for Twitter itself?

00:11:43.000 Look, who knows?

00:11:44.000 I think that's a...

00:11:45.000 So there is one thing.

00:11:46.000 I will concede that when you have, like even on the censor.tv chats, when you have zero moderation, there are two types of guys.

00:11:56.000 One who relentlessly say the N-word and talk about how evil ends are.

00:12:02.000 And they say things like, I'm going to start a dating site called for blacks in white areas called just trying to make ends meet.

00:12:10.000 You know, terrible shit like that.

00:12:11.000 Terrible.

00:12:12.000 And then the Holocaust guy, the Jews, the small hats, blah, blah, blah.

00:12:16.000 And as Mike Cernovich said, I'll talk about Jews and Jewish media and all that control shit like once a month.

00:12:23.000 But every fucking day, every comment goes back to the Jews, the Jews, the Jews, and the N's and the Jews and the N's and the Blues.

00:12:30.000 And people go, oh, okay, this is like a white power kind of site.

00:12:33.000 And then they stop moderating.

00:12:34.000 And then it's just those, the anti-Semite and the racist again and again and again and again.

00:12:39.000 Now you want free speech, but I'm turning into Brian Stettler here.

00:12:47.000 Those guys can really pollute the waters.

00:12:49.000 And Ron Coleman was saying once that Twitter was like that when it first started.

00:12:54.000 I don't really remember that being a thing.

00:12:56.000 So I think you do have to purge the total over-the-top lunatics who just wreck it.

00:13:02.000 And to use the party analogy, there's no rules at this party, but there's one guy, probably Levi Romero, if he was still alive, like whipping bottles at the wall and trashing thing and grabbing women's tits and stuff.

00:13:12.000 That guy's got to go.

00:13:14.000 But the problem is they start with kicking at the guy who is grabbing women's tits and breaking bottles on the wall.

00:13:19.000 And then they start going, oh, you like Trump?

00:13:21.000 Yeah, you got to go too.

00:13:23.000 They overdid it.

00:13:26.000 So I don't think Elon is going to go full no rules.

00:13:31.000 And I don't think that's going to mean 4chan.

00:13:34.000 Although that's what they, that's...

00:13:35.000 See, what the left does is they pretend that in the name of doing what I just talked about, getting rid of like the two psychos, they do that.

00:13:44.000 That's their pretense.

00:13:45.000 And then they get rid of everyone else.

00:13:47.000 So that's what they're floundering doing right now.

00:13:49.000 Like, who was it here?

00:13:51.000 1-8.

00:13:52.000 I hate these fucking pussies who say they cover extremism.

00:13:56.000 Really?

00:13:57.000 How about the, what was that big, big black militia?

00:14:00.000 Fuck around and find out, boys?

00:14:02.000 It's going the fucking money.

00:14:03.000 It's not fucking around coalists.

00:14:06.000 What are they up to these days, Ben Collins?

00:14:10.000 What about the Jewish Defense League?

00:14:16.000 What about the black Hebrew Israelites?

00:14:18.000 What about American Jihad?

00:14:20.000 Have you been covering that?

00:14:21.000 Have you been to Islam Burg?

00:14:24.000 No.

00:14:25.000 They only cover white male extremism.

00:14:28.000 You know why?

00:14:29.000 Because they're white males themselves, and they're mad at their dad, and they're mad at the tough guys in junior high who used to bully them.

00:14:36.000 All of this covering extremism, monitoring hate, it is white beta males surveying white alpha males and making sure they're not naughty and they, because if they are, they'll be punished.

00:14:50.000 And it's revenge for junior high.

00:14:52.000 I said it to Will Summers' face.

00:14:54.000 I said, why don't you cover other extremism?

00:14:56.000 He goes, oh, everyone has their beat.

00:14:58.000 I said, that's not why, Will.

00:14:59.000 It's because you're a fucking pussy.

00:15:02.000 And he ran away.

00:15:04.000 But anyway, let's get back to this guy, Luke O'Brien, Ben Collins.

00:15:08.000 They're all the same Christopher Matthias.

00:15:10.000 There are plenty of models for where this site is likely headed.

00:15:13.000 I'm on those sites all day.

00:15:15.000 I cover extremism and lies for a living.

00:15:18.000 You're not going to like it.

00:15:20.000 Imagine being on those sites all day, monitoring the thoughts of various strangers to prevent what?

00:15:28.000 A new American Nazi Party, World War III?

00:15:33.000 That's ridiculous logic.

00:15:37.000 I remember Jared Taylor said to Michael Malis, I'm doing a lot of name-dropping today.

00:15:41.000 He said, the idea that the group of white males would band together and form some sort of a Nazi party that would then instigate a world war, it's just fantastic.

00:15:52.000 But you got to understand, English is Jared's second language.

00:15:56.000 When he says fantastic, he means awesome in a bad way.

00:16:04.000 Like, Hiroshima was awesome.

00:16:06.000 It was awe-inspiring.

00:16:08.000 Fantastical means ridiculous, crazy, over-the-top, fantasy.

00:16:15.000 So I think Malice said, I wouldn't use that particular word.

00:16:19.000 Stick to absurd.

00:16:21.000 Anyway, sorry, so what's going to happen to Twitter now?

00:16:28.000 This is the second one here.

00:16:31.000 So death threats, racial slurs, and fake recipes for Play-Doh that are actually produced Napalm.

00:16:36.000 Napalm is easy to make.

00:16:38.000 The sites are simply unusable for basic user experience level.

00:16:41.000 So I guess he's talking about 4chan, right?

00:16:44.000 Is that the craziest one?

00:16:47.000 Because Reddit 4chan?

00:16:48.000 No, there's 8chan, right?

00:16:49.000 8chan.

00:16:50.000 There are plenty of ways this could work out fine.

00:16:52.000 Pushing through beta stuff, blah, blah, blah.

00:16:54.000 This is all boring pretense to try to sound reasonable.

00:16:59.000 It's not a public company anymore.

00:17:02.000 Maximizing profit above all costs.

00:17:04.000 Boring.

00:17:05.000 This is Twitter as it stands pulls down botnets.

00:17:11.000 This is really tedious.

00:17:12.000 Get to the fucking...

00:17:14.000 Anyway, there's a lot more than just will Donald Trump be allowed to...

00:17:17.000 This is how people are writing articles now, just point form notes.

00:17:21.000 Threads are killing the English language.

00:17:25.000 There are a lot more ways this site can be dramatically affected by an owner committed to using a hammer and not a scalpel.

00:17:30.000 Shut the fuck up.

00:17:31.000 Why did I show that?

00:17:35.000 I thought it was going to be more about him bitching about the Nazis.

00:17:39.000 The Nazis are going to get on.

00:17:41.000 The Nazis.

00:17:45.000 I love how self-important people think they are, too, by saying they're going to quit.

00:17:49.000 Like Sean King.

00:17:51.000 He said, here's Sean King's angle.

00:17:53.000 I think it's in 1.4.

00:17:55.000 Sean King's angle is Elon Musk is a racist because he comes from South Africa, right?

00:18:00.000 Apartheid.

00:18:03.000 If you're from South Africa, you hate blacks.

00:18:04.000 That's just a fact.

00:18:07.000 So he's going to institute apartheid in America.

00:18:13.000 This is a white supremacist move.

00:18:16.000 Did you know that?

00:18:18.000 Go back to him?

00:18:20.000 To the link.

00:18:23.000 So developers are quitting.

00:18:25.000 Go down?

00:18:27.000 I like this.

00:18:27.000 Jamila Jamil.

00:18:29.000 That's it.

00:18:30.000 I'm done.

00:18:30.000 I'm Jamila Jamil.

00:18:32.000 Who?

00:18:32.000 I had to look her up.

00:18:34.000 She's some British, I don't know, gaming host or something.

00:18:38.000 She's on some irrelevant British show.

00:18:40.000 No one gives a fuck, you dumb bitch.

00:18:42.000 Twitter was the only thing keeping you relevant.

00:18:45.000 Oh, no.

00:18:46.000 Mia Farrell might leave.

00:18:49.000 What will we do without Mia Farrell?

00:18:50.000 This is like when Neil Young said he's leaving Spotify.

00:18:53.000 Please, Neil, please.

00:18:55.000 Rob Reiner said he's going to quit.

00:18:57.000 Oh, fuck.

00:18:59.000 Where are you going to find the kids to rape, Rob?

00:19:02.000 Oh, you blinked out his name.

00:19:05.000 Who?

00:19:05.000 Oh, yeah.

00:19:06.000 Why would you?

00:19:07.000 Jason Howenstein?

00:19:09.000 What a pussy.

00:19:10.000 Made this post harder to search for.

00:19:13.000 So weak.

00:19:14.000 Okay, keep going down, though.

00:19:17.000 Gotcha.

00:19:19.000 Jamila, Jamil, keep going.

00:19:21.000 We're going to miss all those dog pics.

00:19:24.000 Yeah.

00:19:24.000 Look at this.

00:19:26.000 She's the head of global engagement, Chloe Barnes.

00:19:30.000 I'm guessing affirmative action hire.

00:19:33.000 That guy's not an affirmative action hire.

00:19:36.000 He wants to go too.

00:19:40.000 And people, like Elon Musk isn't perfect.

00:19:42.000 He's a rich kid.

00:19:45.000 And he's playing, like, the world is his playground.

00:19:51.000 But it couldn't be worse than now.

00:19:53.000 Do you go on Twitter a lot?

00:19:55.000 I do.

00:19:56.000 Some.

00:19:57.000 And it is brutal.

00:20:00.000 Like, there's Biden fans on it.

00:20:05.000 George Takai is staying.

00:20:07.000 I would kill myself if George Takai.

00:20:09.000 Look at this phrase.

00:20:10.000 I love Twitter.

00:20:12.000 Fucking.

00:20:13.000 Should this place become more toxic?

00:20:14.000 I pledge to strive even harder to lift up reason, science, compassion, and the rule of law.

00:20:19.000 It's a fucking Twitter, sorry.

00:20:20.000 Struggle against fascism.

00:20:24.000 What are you talking about?

00:20:26.000 Misinformation is their new key word, though.

00:20:28.000 Keep an eye out for that.

00:20:29.000 That's Obama's big thing now.

00:20:31.000 I'm going to get into social media and I'm going to censor shit in the name of stopping misinformation.

00:20:37.000 Be very wary of that word.

00:20:40.000 The fuck is the matter with misinformation, by the way?

00:20:44.000 Are jokes misinformation?

00:20:47.000 I don't want misinformation on pill bottles.

00:20:50.000 I don't want it in flying instruction manuals.

00:20:54.000 Otherwise, what the fuck's the big deal?

00:20:56.000 Well, you might end up drinking bleach if you're told to it'll cure COVID.

00:21:01.000 No.

00:21:02.000 No, I don't get medical advice from tweets.

00:21:07.000 Look at Sean King, 15.

00:21:11.000 Again, I have very radical views on Sean King.

00:21:14.000 I firmly believe he is more black than Kamala Harris.

00:21:19.000 If Kamala Harris, look how white he is?

00:21:23.000 Is he still pretending to be black?

00:21:26.000 I mean, that's paler than me.

00:21:29.000 Shouldn't he tan?

00:21:32.000 If I was going to try to trick people into thinking I'm black, I would be on my roof every day with like aluminum foil.

00:21:39.000 A comic book artist might be leaving.

00:21:41.000 That's horrific.

00:21:44.000 Keep going.

00:21:47.000 Rob Reiner.

00:21:48.000 Now the deal.

00:21:49.000 The question for all of us is, will he allow a criminal use his platform to lie?

00:21:53.000 That's Trump, by the way, and spread disinformation to overthrow the U.S. He's checking all the boxes here to return and continue his criminal activity.

00:22:03.000 And if he does, how do we combat it?

00:22:05.000 Why does criminal get a capital C?

00:22:08.000 This deal is dangerous for our democracy.

00:22:10.000 Billionaires like Elon Musk play it by a different set of rules.

00:22:13.000 Couldn't be worse than you fuckers.

00:22:15.000 Just picturing Archie scolding him.

00:22:20.000 Meathead.

00:22:20.000 You're a meathead.

00:22:21.000 He is a meathead.

00:22:23.000 Lauren Chen had a good joke, 1-6.

00:22:27.000 Sean King is just jealous that Elon Musk is actually African-American.

00:22:31.000 That was great.

00:22:33.000 And then 1-7, we see in muted tones.

00:22:36.000 This background makes my jacket disappear, Ryan.

00:22:39.000 When I'm wearing a dark purple suit, maybe don't have a dark purple background.

00:22:47.000 Look at this guy talking about how...

00:22:50.000 This is what I was talking about in the intro to this.

00:22:52.000 Good bookend.

00:22:55.000 He said, let's get going.

00:23:06.000 We got this.

00:23:07.000 We got this.

00:23:08.000 You can do it.

00:23:09.000 Okay.

00:23:09.000 Click.

00:23:10.000 To pause.

00:23:12.000 Click.

00:23:13.000 Paused.

00:23:14.000 Unmuted.

00:23:15.000 Unclick.

00:23:15.000 On Twitter or Facebook or what have you.

00:23:17.000 You don't have to explain yourself.

00:23:19.000 You don't even have to be transparent.

00:23:20.000 You could secretly ban one party's candidate or all of its candidates, all of its nominees.

00:23:27.000 Or you could just secretly turn down the reach of their stuff and turn up the reach of something else.

00:23:31.000 And the rest of us might not even find out about it until after the election.

00:23:36.000 Elon Musk says this is all to help people because he is just a free speech, philosophically clear political irony?

00:23:46.000 You might ban a political candidate who, like Donald Trump, they are petrified of tasting their own medicine.

00:23:55.000 That is the fear here.

00:23:57.000 They are petrified of having to play by their own rules.

00:24:04.000 Perfect example of this is my favorite little midget, Robert Reich, the first Reich, not the third, 19, where he says, this is one of the most perfect examples of leftist hypocrisy.

00:24:19.000 Trump is suing Facebook, Twitter, and Google for violating his First Amendment rights by keeping him off their platform.

00:24:25.000 Someone should remind that stupid criminal that they're private companies to which the First Amendment doesn't apply.

00:24:32.000 How did he get laid?

00:24:34.000 Musk and his apologists say if consumers don't like what he does with Twitter, they can go elsewhere.

00:24:37.000 But where else would consumers go to post messages that can reach millions of people?

00:24:42.000 The quote-unquote free market increasingly reflects the demands of big money.

00:24:46.000 Wait a minute.

00:24:47.000 I thought you said it was all the free market.

00:24:50.000 So it's just free market.

00:24:51.000 Get over it, bitch, when it's going against Trump.

00:24:55.000 But when it's going against you, well, it's not really the free market anymore.

00:25:00.000 Look, you've been controlling the American conversation and you're petrified of anyone else having the power.

00:25:10.000 Admit it.

00:25:11.000 That's all this is.

00:25:12.000 And I hate that kind of shit because truth is secondary.

00:25:16.000 It's fashion.

00:25:17.000 It's sports.

00:25:18.000 You're playing teams.

00:25:20.000 Oh yeah, your side said this.

00:25:22.000 Well, my side said that.

00:25:24.000 Fuck off.

00:25:27.000 That's why, if there's ever a debate, I much prefer to see a righty and a righty, a neocon and a paleocon, because they're both interested in truth and they both admit when they're wrong.

00:25:36.000 And it's a much more intelligent discussion than these petty, spoiled brats.

00:25:43.000 So I keep getting told to get back on Twitter.

00:25:46.000 I sent you a bunch of pics, Ryan.

00:25:49.000 And Ann Coulter said, wait a week.

00:25:54.000 This is my most name-dropping episode ever.

00:25:56.000 Isabel O'Reilly said, do it now.

00:25:58.000 Everyone wants you to do it.

00:26:00.000 Even my wife was saying, Can you do it?

00:26:02.000 And I said, I know, yes, but I'm going to try to get myself banned probably the second I get on.

00:26:08.000 It'll be irresistible.

00:26:09.000 You know, you go to a party with no rules, and the first thing you want to do is say a bad word.

00:26:16.000 So I logged back in, and I had a lot of access.

00:26:20.000 I put in my appeal.

00:26:22.000 There it is.

00:26:24.000 They said thanks.

00:26:26.000 They're going to look into it for me.

00:26:28.000 This is the email.

00:26:28.000 I never violated Twitter rules.

00:26:30.000 Founding the Proud Boys isn't a violation.

00:26:34.000 And then I logged on, and it suggested all these people.

00:26:39.000 I hadn't seen this account in four years.

00:26:42.000 Your account is suspended.

00:26:43.000 So I would click follow, just like they suggested for me.

00:26:47.000 And they said, no, you can't do that.

00:26:49.000 But they did say welcome to Twitter.

00:26:52.000 So I made a little video of trying to scooch around of my last tweets because I hadn't seen them in so long.

00:26:57.000 These are the tweets that got me banned.

00:26:59.000 Take it away, full screen.

00:27:01.000 All right.

00:27:01.000 Enroll it.

00:27:03.000 Okay, so I just appealed my Twitter thing.

00:27:06.000 It said, fuck you.

00:27:08.000 You violated our rules.

00:27:09.000 Do you want to appeal?

00:27:10.000 And I said, yes, I want to appeal.

00:27:13.000 I never broke your rules.

00:27:14.000 Is founding the Proud Boys rules?

00:27:17.000 So this is, I haven't been here since 2018.

00:27:20.000 Libertarian dad for closed borders and open markets, pro-left, pro-life, West, gun, gay, Israel, Trump, cops, First Amendment, Mets, anti-Nazi, anti-alt-right, feminist.

00:27:31.000 Proud of your boy.

00:27:33.000 CRTV, that's since fired me.

00:27:36.000 So, yeah, look at the most recent tweets before I was booted.

00:27:42.000 That was four years ago.

00:27:45.000 And it says things like, don't do too many drugs.

00:27:50.000 You better watch it criticizing a Disney Cruise.

00:27:52.000 Kathy Schadel has since died.

00:27:55.000 And she's saying improv nerds are worse.

00:27:57.000 I say Disney Cruise guys are pretty bad.

00:28:01.000 Millennials have bad grammar.

00:28:04.000 Oh, this was a hoax story about white supremacists who allegedly attacked this guy's van.

00:28:12.000 They spelled white wrong, and they got the swastika backwards.

00:28:16.000 So it's a hoax.

00:28:19.000 A younger Candace Owens, before she really blew up, now she's considering running for office.

00:28:27.000 Oh, and there's Chadwick Moore saying that this was removed for hate speech.

00:28:34.000 It's mostly me saying that's not hate and that's not real and that's not a Nazi.

00:28:40.000 It's like defending the right.

00:28:41.000 That was my real sin.

00:28:45.000 I don't know what that was.

00:28:48.000 Yes, and you assholes also think Trump is a white supremacist.

00:28:54.000 Oh, because I'm defending the proud boys.

00:28:56.000 Defending the proud boys.

00:28:58.000 There's a very witty tweet.

00:29:00.000 Dads go bald from the sword of Damocles constantly scraping their head.

00:29:05.000 That's the sword of Danacles dangling above his head.

00:29:09.000 But this is a funny one.

00:29:10.000 Check this out.

00:29:11.000 Will the gatekeepers stop at Real Alex Jones?

00:29:14.000 Gavin McInnes says, you're next.

00:29:16.000 This is the blaze who fired me.

00:29:18.000 The blaze is saying, Gavin McInnes says that conservatives are about to be censored.

00:29:25.000 And then they fired me, I think, six months after that.

00:29:32.000 If anyone can afford to be honest, it's him.

00:29:35.000 I don't know who I'm talking about.

00:29:38.000 Anyway, oh, this was a big one.

00:29:42.000 I'm rarely emotionally invested in celebrities, but hearing Howard Stern say real Alex Jones deserved it because it's like yelling fire in a crowded movie theater is the end of Stern Show for me.

00:29:52.000 He's never even seen In For Wars.

00:29:55.000 Total Hollywood douche.

00:29:57.000 Maybe it was.

00:29:58.000 But here's the weirdest part.

00:30:00.000 So I have two messages here.

00:30:02.000 Two secret messages.

00:30:04.000 What do they say?

00:30:06.000 You're not allowed to know your secret messages.

00:30:09.000 It's a secret.

00:30:10.000 But you should know that you have to.

00:30:13.000 Well, you have to let me back on.

00:30:16.000 I've got defending to do.

00:30:22.000 That guy's just kind of annoying.

00:30:26.000 All right, let's jump to the war on kids.

00:30:35.000 Lots of jerks.

00:30:42.000 We're living in an ageism era where children are seen as human garbage.

00:30:48.000 Regulations to indoctrinate American school children with poisonous and divisive left-wing doctrines.

00:31:00.000 See, yeah, when I was out on Saturday night, some of the guys, not just boxers, but people that were with them, were trying to find Coke.

00:31:06.000 And I was just like, first of all, I don't have any connections in the city anymore, but I wouldn't want to do it.

00:31:14.000 You're going to die.

00:31:17.000 Imagine your kids find out that you died of fentanyl and cocaine.

00:31:21.000 What a dumb way to go.

00:31:23.000 So until they come up with some sort of thing where you can shake it up and it turns orange, I'm not interested.

00:31:30.000 I saw a really interesting video, though, about these pills.

00:31:34.000 But before I show you this video, I have a theory that I'm working on.

00:31:40.000 Ready for this?

00:31:42.000 So kids don't feel anymore.

00:31:46.000 Like, how do you know you're depressed if you're never pontificating, if you're never looking out the window like Joe Biden when he's back in Delaware?

00:31:53.000 If you're constantly being stimulated by this fucking screen again and again and again.

00:31:59.000 If that's not happening to you, you don't know you're depressed.

00:32:02.000 You don't feel.

00:32:03.000 So, and kids are very emotional, so it's important they're emotional.

00:32:08.000 They should be crying.

00:32:09.000 I was saying to my son, when do you get dumped for the first time, dude?

00:32:12.000 It feels like an avalanche.

00:32:18.000 So maybe they try these opioids, and all of a sudden, they feel.

00:32:26.000 They feel good.

00:32:26.000 They feel relaxed.

00:32:27.000 They feel sedated.

00:32:28.000 They feel apathetic.

00:32:32.000 Maybe, you know what it also could be?

00:32:34.000 They're so stressed out and they don't communicate well.

00:32:38.000 And the media is continuing to stress them out even more.

00:32:41.000 I'm changing my theory, mid-theory, by the way.

00:32:44.000 And maybe all this media hype, the earth's not going to be around soon.

00:32:47.000 You're going to die of COVID.

00:32:48.000 You need a mask.

00:32:49.000 They get so stressed out and the opioids take all the stress away.

00:32:54.000 Anyway, combine this ineptitude.

00:32:56.000 So the media scares the shit out of them, right?

00:32:58.000 The schools tell them they suck if they're white.

00:33:00.000 They're constantly told they're evil and the KKK and you're racist and you misgender people.

00:33:05.000 You're a horrible person, right?

00:33:07.000 And then we have open borders letting drug dealers come in here.

00:33:11.000 And we have MS-13 all over Long Island supplying kids with drugs.

00:33:15.000 And we're not hard on China, who is generating the fentanyl and sending it over here in fucking pallets upon pallets.

00:33:24.000 What does that lead to?

00:33:26.000 280 opioid ODs a day.

00:33:29.000 And these are the pills they're making.

00:33:31.000 Go ahead.

00:33:33.000 The DEA.

00:33:33.000 These are the top three counterfeit pills right here that are pressed with fentanyl.

00:33:38.000 On the far left is a PERC30.

00:33:41.000 On the top is a real one.

00:33:42.000 On the bottom is a fake pressed pill with fentanyl.

00:33:46.000 They're indistinguishable.

00:33:47.000 At the top is a real adder all.

00:33:49.000 The bottom is a fake pressed Adderall mixed with methamphetamines that has fentanyl in the meth.

00:33:56.000 And on the far right is a Xanax bar, which they're pressing with fentanyl.

00:34:01.000 These are the three pills to look out for.

00:34:03.000 These are the three pills that are killing all of these young kids, college kids, high school kids.

00:34:10.000 The Chinese government is complicit in this.

00:34:11.000 They see fentanyl as a great way to kill Westerners, and they want us to die.

00:34:16.000 I mean, 60 Minutes went to this manufacturer in China.

00:34:20.000 They found him, which is probably just a bunch of fat nerds on their computers and someone who bought a plane ticket.

00:34:27.000 China is a place where if you have COVID, they weld you into your home.

00:34:31.000 In Shanghai, they're killing dogs because someone's kid tested positive and they have to take away the whole family to a center.

00:34:39.000 So in a fascist dictatorship, which is what China is, where freedom is not even valued by the locals, in a society like that, they're letting fentanyl be produced and not noticing?

00:34:54.000 It's complicit.

00:34:55.000 It has to be.

00:34:57.000 And who suffers?

00:34:58.000 Our children.

00:35:00.000 They die.

00:35:01.000 Rich kids, poor kids, rural kids, city kids.

00:35:04.000 It's a universal problem.

00:35:15.000 2-2, someone, this is going around, and you've probably seen it already, but it's people being interviewed about abortion.

00:35:22.000 And I've noticed, I kind of do this when people ask me about Trump.

00:35:25.000 They go, so do you hate him?

00:35:27.000 I go, you're talking to the number one Trump supporter in the world.

00:35:30.000 I just want to exaggerate to get it out of the way.

00:35:32.000 You know what I mean?

00:35:35.000 And I think when people are asked about abortion when they're left, they're like, you can have an abortion until the baby's 85 years old and you can shoot it in the head.

00:35:44.000 In fact, I'll do it.

00:35:45.000 Because they want to like overdo it.

00:35:48.000 Discussion about abortion has become how outrageous can I be?

00:35:52.000 Jesus H. Christ, Savannah is a fucking smokeshow.

00:35:58.000 Look at her.

00:36:00.000 She's inhuman.

00:36:01.000 She's an alien.

00:36:03.000 She's alien hot.

00:36:05.000 So basically, like if they have their baby, they can neglect them for seven days.

00:36:09.000 And if the baby dies, then they can't be held criminally liable.

00:36:12.000 What do you guys think?

00:36:14.000 Yeah.

00:36:14.000 I think whatever like helps women and helps them achieve their like dreams and however that needs to like happen is definitely acts to help them.

00:36:24.000 This reminds me of the chick from that 70s show who said my abortion enabled me to have an acting career because I wasn't saddled with a stupid fucking disgusting child.

00:36:35.000 And so it's gone from like, I was raped by my dad.

00:36:39.000 I can't keep this child.

00:36:41.000 To it's not convenient right now.

00:36:44.000 Like women are having abortions because they don't want to have a baby now.

00:36:48.000 They want to have it next year.

00:36:50.000 I know a woman who had an abortion.

00:36:54.000 I think she may be public about this, so I'll say her name.

00:36:56.000 I believe Amber Tamblin had an abortion like six months before she was married and then had a kid like two years after she was married.

00:37:02.000 So it just came at an inconvenient time.

00:37:05.000 A lot of, we're always told, and Howard Stern pushes this, that abortions are black single moms who are going to have another crackhead kid who's going to go out and be a thief.

00:37:15.000 And that's not the pattern that exists, sure.

00:37:18.000 But a huge swath of abortions is women with one kid who don't want a second one right now.

00:37:26.000 And that's what she's on about.

00:37:28.000 Just abort it.

00:37:29.000 Is it known that Howard is now a grandfather?

00:37:34.000 No?

00:37:35.000 Who cares?

00:37:36.000 Do people even know he has a daughter?

00:37:38.000 Yes, Ryan.

00:37:39.000 Thanks for your two cents.

00:37:40.000 Well, he just became a grandpa.

00:37:44.000 Go ahead.

00:37:44.000 That is helping all of us.

00:37:46.000 So I prefer that most women make their decisions at eight weeks.

00:37:51.000 But I'm also in support of 10 months out of the womb.

00:37:54.000 So you think babies should be aborted 10 months after they're born?

00:37:58.000 If the mother wants to, yes.

00:38:01.000 I think, fuck them kids.

00:38:03.000 So if like you want to get in a late term abortion, like that's up to you.

00:38:08.000 You know, I've had an abortion too, and it was my choice, and I'm happy I had that choice.

00:38:13.000 I've had an abortion myself.

00:38:14.000 Would you guys get an abortion again?

00:38:16.000 Yes.

00:38:16.000 100 times.

00:38:17.000 100 times.

00:38:18.000 I'd do it multiple times.

00:38:20.000 Until I feel that I'm ready to parent.

00:38:22.000 That's the choice I'll continue to make.

00:38:24.000 So basically, like if they have their baby.

00:38:25.000 Until I'm ready to parent, I will have 100 abortions.

00:38:29.000 You promised me, by the way, that this wasn't about birth control.

00:38:33.000 And it sounds like it is.

00:38:37.000 Fuck them kids.

00:38:38.000 Let's go to the green screen here because I want to briefly show you a new HBO show that basically should be called Fuck Them Kids.

00:39:02.000 So this is a show about a black woman, but she's not black, but according to the one-drop rule, she's black.

00:39:11.000 You'll notice with the left, they like the one-drop rule.

00:39:15.000 One drop, meaning if your great-great-grandfather was black, then you can identify as black.

00:39:19.000 You know why?

00:39:19.000 Because they want to get the numbers up.

00:39:21.000 So, they want to have black people on their shows, but there aren't enough dark black qualified actors in Hollywood.

00:39:29.000 So they take an octoroon, or in British TV especially, they take an octoroon, braid her hair, and say, you're black.

00:39:37.000 One drop.

00:39:38.000 And then they put it on us.

00:39:39.000 They go, those racists see you as black because they follow the one drop rule.

00:39:44.000 So we're empowering black people by having you on the show.

00:39:47.000 Anyway, so this Octoroon, a baby falls out of the sky, and I think it's like satanic.

00:39:53.000 So it's a semi-comedy, spoofing kind of Rosemary's baby type of thing.

00:39:59.000 Or the omen, if you mess with this baby, you die.

00:40:03.000 But the subtext here is having a baby is a fucking nightmare that ruins your life, and everyone becomes boring and shitty, and they're gross.

00:40:13.000 They're lame.

00:40:21.000 She's got a great life.

00:40:23.000 Smoking cigs.

00:40:26.000 And then a baby falls from the sky.

00:40:29.000 I'd like to go over your statement.

00:40:31.000 The woman fell from the cliff, followed by the baby, which I caught like this.

00:40:38.000 Two police officers are dead, Natasha.

00:40:41.000 A boulder had fallen on them.

00:40:44.000 You think I've crushed them to death with a boulder?

00:40:48.000 I think there's something you're not telling me.

00:40:50.000 We'll have a fun time together, won't we?

00:40:53.000 Yes.

00:40:53.000 What?

00:40:54.000 You can trust me with your baby.

00:40:56.000 This isn't my baby, Reese.

00:40:58.000 Well, it is.

00:41:01.000 Ew, roast.

00:41:03.000 Is he supposed to look...

00:41:04.000 Are we supposed to not like that little guy?

00:41:08.000 Are you happy?

00:41:09.000 I don't know.

00:41:10.000 Fuck him out.

00:41:11.000 All the time.

00:41:13.000 Forever.

00:41:14.000 Okay, stop.

00:41:15.000 Stop.

00:41:17.000 Ryan, you have a baby, right?

00:41:19.000 I do.

00:41:20.000 This, you can only explain it to people who have experienced it.

00:41:24.000 There are bizarre endorphins that are released when you're around your baby.

00:41:29.000 It's an evolutionary trait, I assume.

00:41:32.000 But when you look at them, you feel joy, right?

00:41:35.000 Yes.

00:41:36.000 It just brightens your day.

00:41:38.000 And I love your baby, partly because she's cute and all that stuff, but it also reminds me of when I had three babies and I'm sort of happy for you and all of that stuff.

00:41:50.000 And this has sort of been surgically removed.

00:41:52.000 And the baby in this show is treated like a pit bull rescue or something.

00:41:59.000 Something you don't really want in your life.

00:42:02.000 And they've removed the maternal instinct.

00:42:05.000 This baby just came from this guy.

00:42:06.000 It also has weird pro-abortion shit in it.

00:42:11.000 Like, should a woman just have to have a baby?

00:42:13.000 I remember in school, we were taught that abortion is awesome when I was in college in philosophy.

00:42:19.000 And they said, if a pianist appeared in your home and you had to feed him and clothe him and he played the piano all day, and for you to kick him out of your house would kill him, would it be okay for you to kick him out of your house?

00:42:36.000 And they would say, that's the argument for abortion.

00:42:39.000 That's what I was taught at Carleton University in Ottawa and Concordia in Montreal.

00:42:46.000 And that's what they seem to be doing here.

00:42:47.000 They're like, you shouldn't be burdened with some random kid.

00:42:50.000 Just fucking abort it.

00:42:51.000 Fuck them kids.

00:42:53.000 And I can tell it's written by someone that has never sniffed a baby's head.

00:42:57.000 When you sniff the top of their head, I can't even explain how delicious it feels.

00:43:04.000 It smells.

00:43:05.000 And their breath, their breath is like angel farts.

00:43:10.000 They're magical.

00:43:11.000 It's like a new car smell, but with a human baby.

00:43:13.000 It's yours.

00:43:14.000 And when you have a baby fall asleep, it's all coming back to me now.

00:43:17.000 When a baby falls asleep on your chest, holy shit, it's the best.

00:43:22.000 Even like when they're two.

00:43:23.000 I would walk around with my eldest boy just until my back was bleeding.

00:43:27.000 Like it just became a thing.

00:43:29.000 I would go, I'd do chores with him in my hand.

00:43:34.000 They help you be off your phone, too, because if I'm holding her, she can't look at screens this young.

00:43:38.000 So I'll just look out the window and hold my baby.

00:43:41.000 Yeah.

00:43:41.000 Great stuff.

00:43:42.000 They can't look at screens?

00:43:43.000 We don't want her to look at screens until she's like older, older.

00:43:46.000 Okay.

00:43:47.000 I'm on the table.

00:43:49.000 Just a routine checkup, dear.

00:43:51.000 Doesn't like anyone touching him.

00:43:53.000 You give him attachment issues.

00:43:57.000 Ibull does your life, destroy your relationships.

00:44:02.000 And when he's got you to himself, he'll destroy you.

00:44:09.000 Gosh, they are wonderful, aren't they?

00:44:11.000 Do you do skin on skin?

00:44:12.000 The bodily connection between mother and child.

00:44:17.000 That's true.

00:44:18.000 That's true.

00:44:20.000 Look at the way it's portrayed, though.

00:44:22.000 Oh, these people who love babies, they say all these corny things like skin on skin and did you smell the head?

00:44:28.000 Yeah.

00:44:29.000 Did you?

00:44:30.000 This is kind of Anthony Cumia's point where they turn into the body snatchers where it's like now that they have one, they're like, you got to get a baby.

00:44:39.000 Like it's a cult or something.

00:44:41.000 Yeah.

00:44:45.000 It is the biological imperative.

00:44:47.000 It's why we're here, folks.

00:44:49.000 Oh yeah, so if a woman's infertile, then she doesn't count.

00:44:52.000 She's not a person.

00:44:54.000 Well, I'm not saying that, but it does suck, and she is crying herself to sleep at night.

00:44:58.000 Oh yeah, so gays shouldn't be here?

00:45:00.000 Well, you know, gays are pretty fucked up and have a pretty bad suicide rate.

00:45:05.000 I call them vegetarian lions.

00:45:07.000 You know, they got those big fangs and they don't use them.

00:45:10.000 So I don't hate vegetarian lions.

00:45:12.000 I don't give a fuck.

00:45:13.000 But it sucks to be one.

00:45:15.000 And it's not normal.

00:45:18.000 Have you smelled his head?

00:45:22.000 I have, thanks.

00:45:25.000 See that?

00:45:26.000 That's my favorite part at the very end.

00:45:27.000 You smell his head?

00:45:28.000 Yeah, thanks.

00:45:29.000 Shut up about the smelling The head.

00:45:32.000 When I was wiping my youngest boy's final diapers, every poo was sacred because I knew at some point he's going to be pooing in a toilet and I'll never have a baby ever again.

00:45:45.000 This is my last diapers for the rest of my life till I die.

00:45:48.000 Unless I get some grandkids, but I'm pretty fucking old because I waited too long.

00:45:52.000 Don't wait, guys.

00:45:53.000 Do the opposite of this bitch's shitty attitude.

00:46:10.000 And we'll just end with Desmond is Amazing.

00:46:14.000 This is an old clip, but it's back in the news because Disney's being accused of being groomers.

00:46:21.000 Okay, groomer.

00:46:22.000 I hadn't seen this particular one, but have a we might watch this a couple times.

00:46:28.000 He seems fucking high to me.

00:46:31.000 Yeah, always.

00:46:34.000 And there was the thing with him and Michael Alec.

00:46:35.000 He was on their show.

00:46:36.000 Right, and behind Michael Alec, who's dead now, who OD'd on drugs, he had a Rohipnol painting behind him.

00:46:44.000 And they were both, well, not really Michael Alec in that clip, but Desmond seemed to be on Rohipnol, the rape drug.

00:46:52.000 Wasn't there ketamine jokes, too?

00:46:54.000 They were talking about ketamine.

00:46:56.000 I recall that.

00:46:57.000 Fuck.

00:47:04.000 He's so calm.

00:47:06.000 And he's kind of...

00:47:09.000 Why would they cheer harder for that?

00:47:20.000 I love you.

00:47:22.000 Thanks for being here.

00:47:28.000 You got to give it up to the blacks in this respect.

00:47:30.000 When he went home, did the private chats he had about this?

00:47:33.000 He's probably like, yo, I was scared.

00:47:34.000 You would not believe my motherfucking day at work today.

00:47:36.000 I didn't want to touch that motherfucker.

00:47:38.000 This faggot shit is getting out of control, my man.

00:47:43.000 What, faggots?

00:47:44.000 You had another fag on your show?

00:47:46.000 A fag kid.

00:47:47.000 It was a fag kid.

00:47:48.000 They got him drugged up.

00:47:49.000 They got a wig on his ass.

00:47:50.000 He's dancing around.

00:47:51.000 He claps on the floor.

00:47:53.000 Everyone's clapping their ass up.

00:47:59.000 The true black guy comes up.

00:48:07.000 This is just one little quick thing.

00:48:09.000 I don't have much on the meandering, but...

00:48:13.000 No, no, we can do...

00:48:14.000 Let's do a whole Proud Boys thing.

00:48:16.000 Do you have a Proud Boys background?

00:48:18.000 Oh, we got a Proud Boys background and a bumper.

00:48:21.000 Okay, let's do it.

00:48:22.000 Stand back, stand by.

00:48:24.000 Not Proud Boys.

00:48:29.000 Somebody's got to do something about Antifa and the left.

00:48:32.000 Antifa is an idea, not an organization.

00:48:34.000 You got it, not militia.

00:48:45.000 That's my background the whole time?

00:48:49.000 Okay.

00:48:50.000 Check out this fucking video.

00:48:52.000 3-4.

00:48:54.000 This is an insurrection that endangered Capitol Police.

00:48:58.000 No, I said 3-4.

00:48:59.000 This is an insurrection that endangered Capitol Police.

00:49:03.000 They were killed.

00:49:04.000 Remember, they were hit in the head with fire extinguishers, knocked out.

00:49:08.000 They died the next day.

00:49:11.000 They're living in constant fear.

00:49:14.000 What are you doing, dude?

00:49:15.000 It's the clip above.

00:49:16.000 Watch this, man.

00:49:19.000 We should almost watch this.

00:49:26.000 Okay?

00:49:27.000 You guys come in here.

00:49:28.000 Wait, wait, stop.

00:49:30.000 Look, get out of the way.

00:49:32.000 So he clearly just said something like, look, you guys are going to come in here.

00:49:36.000 It's going to be peaceful.

00:49:37.000 I don't want you wrecking anything.

00:49:38.000 Anyone touches anything, steals anything, you're going straight to jail, okay?

00:49:42.000 This is a very important place.

00:49:45.000 It's one of the most revered buildings in the entire country.

00:49:48.000 So you be on your best behavior or you're all in big trouble.

00:49:50.000 Yes, sir.

00:49:51.000 We will.

00:49:52.000 Okay, come on in.

00:49:53.000 Like a school field trip.

00:49:55.000 Yeah, exactly like a school field trip.

00:49:57.000 And what does he do to the other cop who's like, should we be?

00:50:00.000 Just calm down, Jen.

00:50:04.000 Go back to the beginning.

00:50:05.000 I got to see that again.

00:50:08.000 Hey, guys, come on in.

00:50:09.000 Peaceful.

00:50:09.000 You're going to be well-behaved.

00:50:11.000 Okay.

00:50:11.000 I don't want any trouble.

00:50:13.000 And let's just let them in.

00:50:16.000 Okay.

00:50:17.000 So anyway, we're going to turn around.

00:50:18.000 No, come on.

00:50:19.000 Come on.

00:50:19.000 Let them in.

00:50:20.000 Like we were told to do.

00:50:21.000 Do we stay in the ropes?

00:50:23.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:50:24.000 Stay in the ropes.

00:50:24.000 Okay.

00:50:25.000 Gotcha.

00:50:25.000 Look.

00:50:27.000 They're literally opening the fucking door for them.

00:50:30.000 That guy literally had his hands up, too.

00:50:32.000 He's like, okay, I'm walking in right there.

00:50:35.000 Look at this.

00:50:36.000 He's holding the door open.

00:50:45.000 And I thought I was exaggerating when I called it the meandering.

00:50:48.000 Meanwhile, Ethan Nordine, we're going to talk to him probably on Thursday's show, maybe Friday's show from prison.

00:51:00.000 These guys are in prison, solitary confinement for over a year now.

00:51:03.000 What's it been, like 16 months?

00:51:07.000 Why are they locked up?

00:51:08.000 Because they're so powerful.

00:51:09.000 They're such incredible leaders that they'll start a revolution in the prison.

00:51:16.000 That's why they couldn't be out on bail.

00:51:19.000 Marjorie Taylor Green is being interrogated, and the club is constantly used as a political weapon to make people look bad.

00:51:29.000 They used it against Trump, right?

00:51:31.000 It may have worked.

00:51:32.000 And she doesn't take the bait.

00:51:36.000 You know that the Proud Boys, it has developed, had a written plan for conduct on January 6, 2021, right?

00:51:49.000 No, I did not know that.

00:51:51.000 Okay.

00:51:52.000 The Proud Boys are an extremist, violent group.

00:51:55.000 You would agree with that?

00:51:57.000 I don't know much about the Proud Boys.

00:52:01.000 You've never heard that they're a violent extremist group?

00:52:04.000 I've heard about them.

00:52:05.000 I don't know what they do.

00:52:07.000 I don't know much about the Proud Boys.

00:52:10.000 You know that.

00:52:11.000 That's what Trump should have said at the debate.

00:52:14.000 Yeah.

00:52:14.000 Well, I think he should have gone much farther and said, Isn't that a leader black?

00:52:18.000 Why is it every time there's a patriotic club, you guys make it into a white supremacist group?

00:52:22.000 I'll look into it.

00:52:23.000 There's plenty of black guys in the group.

00:52:24.000 I don't know everything they do.

00:52:25.000 I can't vouch for every single member, but this sounds like a bit of a red herring.

00:52:29.000 Let's focus on Antifa.

00:52:31.000 Antifa's an idea, man.

00:52:34.000 Come on.

00:52:35.000 The poor boys.

00:52:36.000 He's a Batman.

00:52:37.000 Mr. President Biden, they're poor.

00:52:40.000 You call them the poor boys.

00:52:42.000 P-O-U-R, man, pouring drinks.

00:52:45.000 I thought this was interesting because EMTs get fired if they're members of the club.

00:52:50.000 And the rationale is they're all racist.

00:52:53.000 So there'd be a black guy bleeding and they'd be like, fuck him.

00:52:55.000 He's black.

00:52:56.000 I want him to bleed out.

00:52:58.000 Firemen won't put out a fire if they're proud boys because if it's a house of color, if it has a hate, has no home here sign, they won't put out the fire.

00:53:07.000 That's the rationale, right?

00:53:09.000 Every time the left accuses you of something that seems insane, it's because they're actually doing it.

00:53:15.000 Go to 3.9.

00:53:18.000 Danielle Salinas, a medical assistant at Portland Hospital, has a history of racist posts, anti-white posts, a militant communist who works with patients.

00:53:27.000 She calls for political violence, domestic terrorist attacks, and the deaths of others.

00:53:33.000 Remember there was that Asian nurse who was caught.

00:53:36.000 She said, some guy came in here with a Trump hat, so I had trouble finding the vein.

00:53:41.000 And she hurt him with his injection because of his hat.

00:53:44.000 There's also, in Britain, the left was talking about not providing health care to racists.

00:53:51.000 And of course, they come up with who that is.

00:53:53.000 I can't believe I'm stuck inside this metal tube with a bunch of white people.

00:53:59.000 Next.

00:54:03.000 There she is.

00:54:03.000 Look at those communist eyebrows.

00:54:05.000 I like how when women have an ugly nose, they just cover it in jewelry, thinking it'll vanish.

00:54:11.000 Calling white people cracker is good.

00:54:17.000 White man extinction button.

00:54:19.000 Okay.

00:54:20.000 You know, you want to push that?

00:54:22.000 Go to orbits and push Congo.

00:54:26.000 You're there.

00:54:27.000 All of their dreams are achievable.

00:54:33.000 Let's jump ahead here too.

00:54:35.000 I thought this was, well, 4-0.

00:54:37.000 This is ancient news by now.

00:54:39.000 We had him on the show, right?

00:54:40.000 Extra debted to U.S. pleats to misdemeanor after assaulting Palestinian man.

00:54:44.000 So he was looking at 30 years.

00:54:47.000 They didn't have footage of the Palestinian man choking him, but the cop did see that.

00:54:54.000 But he took a plea.

00:54:55.000 They do this with January 6th, too.

00:54:57.000 They go, the feds finally flipped these guys.

00:55:00.000 And you're like, well, yeah, you lock someone in prison for 16 months.

00:55:04.000 Someone's going to break.

00:55:06.000 Ethan Nordine is not going to break.

00:55:09.000 Joe Biggs is not going to break.

00:55:11.000 But can you blame them?

00:55:13.000 Ethan Nordine has a newborn.

00:55:15.000 He hasn't seen his newborn in like 16 months.

00:55:18.000 Just sign this.

00:55:20.000 That's Stalinism.

00:55:21.000 Stalin would do that.

00:55:23.000 He'd have people.

00:55:23.000 Can you get rid of this fucking thing?

00:55:25.000 It's driving me crazy.

00:55:27.000 Go to the meandering or something.

00:55:29.000 All of our backdrops should have that diagonal line on them.

00:55:33.000 All of them.

00:55:35.000 This is our new backdrop style guide.

00:55:39.000 Got it?

00:55:40.000 Yes.

00:55:41.000 Although the mailbag doesn't have a line, but whatever.

00:55:44.000 I'm very fond of this particular one.

00:55:47.000 But I like all of the ones that have this triangle.

00:55:49.000 Okay.

00:55:49.000 Sorry to bore you with a work meeting, guys.

00:55:54.000 Yeah, the lack of justice here.

00:55:57.000 Oh, yeah, Stalin would keep people awake for three days non-stop, blaring music and bright lights, freezing them.

00:56:05.000 And then they'd represent themselves in court and they would recommend the death penalty for themselves.

00:56:10.000 You know why?

00:56:11.000 Because their brains broke.

00:56:14.000 And we have the same thing here.

00:56:15.000 I'm going to lock you away for meandering, which we just saw the police invited them to do.

00:56:21.000 I'm going to lock you in a cell alone, no outside, nothing.

00:56:24.000 Solitary confinement for 16 months until you admit that you were trying to overthrow the U.S. government.

00:56:32.000 Okay.

00:56:32.000 And then you have all of these fucking Antifa anarchists who are sniffing around the internet, trying to catch people and dox them for going to Jan 6.

00:56:41.000 So you're an anarchist that's mad that someone allegedly tried to overthrow the government?

00:56:47.000 Shouldn't you be kissing their ass?

00:56:48.000 These are workers.

00:56:50.000 You said workers of the world unite.

00:56:51.000 These are blue-collar people.

00:56:53.000 So according to the narrative, this was an insurrection by blue-collars.

00:56:57.000 Isn't that what Antifa is all about?

00:57:00.000 No, they're pawns.

00:57:01.000 They're the paramilitary wing of the DNC.

00:57:04.000 They carry out their bidding because they're disgruntled pussies, just like the guys who research extremism.

00:57:11.000 These are the guys that were bullied in junior high, getting revenge on the world.

00:57:15.000 They were not invited to the parties that had no rules.

00:57:18.000 That's the woman who wrote the article.

00:57:20.000 Quintessential childless hag.

00:57:25.000 And this was interesting.

00:57:27.000 This is right said Fred being interrogated for defending men's clubs.

00:57:32.000 He wasn't necessarily defending the Proud Boys, but he was just...

00:57:37.000 It's controversial to defend men's groups at all.

00:57:41.000 Women's groups, they've got their little red hat club, and there's a million women's clubs that obviously are women only.

00:57:48.000 But lads getting together is something you have to debate on great British news.

00:57:54.000 Is it right, Frad, that you actually should protect male spaces?

00:57:57.000 What do you think?

00:58:01.000 I think the choice.

00:58:03.000 The lads have been there since 1928.

00:58:07.000 I understand it's obviously a little bit old school.

00:58:08.000 They wear jackets and ties, as I understand it.

00:58:11.000 And there are also lots of ladies' groups within the farmer community.

00:58:15.000 I'm an expert on agriculture, apart from the BS's apology.

00:58:23.000 But there is, as I understand it, there's ladies in beef, ladies in pigs, and there's Ladies Farmers' Women's Institute, which I understand are women-only groups, as I understand it.

00:58:36.000 It seems to me that we're very, very keen on sticking on the most to other people's business.

00:58:41.000 If these guys want to get together without ladies, there seems to be lots of opportunities for women to have their own space.

00:58:48.000 And also, it's only about six or seven meetings a year.

00:58:52.000 So we're not talking about a daily number of times you meet that.

00:59:00.000 That's kind of weird.

00:59:00.000 That's very telling.

00:59:05.000 It never crossed my mind that I should start a protest and say, why can't we go there?

00:59:09.000 This was a women's only section.

00:59:10.000 And that seemed perfectly reasonable to me.

00:59:13.000 In the same way that safe spaces for women, safe spaces for men seemed perfectly reasonable.

00:59:17.000 So I, again, try to get away from me.

00:59:20.000 Can you please meet up?

00:59:21.000 That's enough of that.

00:59:22.000 Can I please meet up with my friends?

00:59:24.000 I promise to only do it six or seven times a year.

00:59:26.000 That's what was weird, too, when my lawyers were saying you got to not denounce the club, but say you're not the leader of the club.

00:59:33.000 Well, these guys are on trial or it's going to be prosecuted as a gang.

00:59:36.000 I was like, okay, so essentially the FBI is telling me that I don't have the right to association.

00:59:42.000 I don't have the right to hang out with my friends once a month.

00:59:48.000 Why are people so threatened by men's clubs?

00:59:53.000 Why is it so verboten?

00:59:55.000 Now, I know the narrative that's been running throughout this show is we have to squash any extremism because it could lead to an American Naz Party in World War III and all the Jews and people of color will be massacred in giant camps.

01:00:08.000 They can't really believe that.

01:00:12.000 Can we give them all heroin?

01:00:13.000 Let's get them some fentanyl.

01:00:16.000 Not kill them, but just give it enough to get the truth out and have them go, I know the Nazis is never going to be a thing, but I don't know.

01:00:27.000 I feel empowered when I dehumanize you dads, you white males, you archie bunkers, you patriarchs.

01:00:37.000 When I say smash the patriarchy, I really mean fuck you, dad.

01:00:42.000 And it makes me feel better about myself.

01:00:45.000 I mean, I took a bunch of bullshit in college and I don't really feel like I'm contributing.

01:00:50.000 Plus, I don't know, white people suck.

01:00:53.000 My teachers told me that my whole life.

01:00:55.000 So now I just want to fuck with them.

01:00:57.000 I just want a white man extinction button.

01:00:59.000 You know what I mean?

01:01:01.000 Oh, I know what you mean.

01:01:02.000 You're a racist moron.

01:01:03.000 Okay, thank you.

01:01:06.000 Let's get to the mailbag.

01:01:09.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a damn.

01:01:13.000 Let's turn our eyes together.

01:01:19.000 Let me touch it.

01:01:28.000 Okay.

01:01:36.000 I saw a lot of people writing about that.

01:01:38.000 I was confused by the attacks on the food processing plants.

01:01:45.000 And I'm just as confused now.

01:01:48.000 Hey, queers, one of the theories is that the globalists are purpose.

01:01:51.000 This guy wrote purposefully.

01:01:53.000 I've tried to make this clear.

01:01:56.000 Purposefully is how you lay out dominoes when you're going to knock them over later.

01:02:00.000 You're never going to use it.

01:02:02.000 You purposefully stitch a patch onto a jacket.

01:02:06.000 It means done with purpose, with great care.

01:02:10.000 Very, what's the word?

01:02:15.000 Pedantic.

01:02:16.000 You know, you're a pedant if you're purposeful.

01:02:20.000 On purpose is just purposely.

01:02:23.000 Please, can we abolish the word purposefully?

01:02:26.000 It may be correct in some circumstances, but it's like whom.

01:02:31.000 It's for assholes.

01:02:33.000 Anyway, one of the theories of the globalists are purposely causing the shortages.

01:02:38.000 The reason is, if they get Americans in such dire straits, wait a minute, maybe I'm wrong.

01:02:45.000 Maybe that's the name of the band.

01:02:48.000 I thought it was Dire Straits.

01:02:50.000 Now I got to look that up.

01:02:52.000 Because it'll take 10 years.

01:03:02.000 In Dire Straits, yeah.

01:03:03.000 And it's spelled the same as the band.

01:03:05.000 So he spelled it wrong, too.

01:03:06.000 Jesus Christ, dude.

01:03:08.000 They'll turn to the government.

01:03:09.000 Please turn that off.

01:03:10.000 It makes me think of being eight years old and my parents drunk in the living room, keeping me awake so I was tired at school.

01:03:16.000 Okay, I had no idea.

01:03:17.000 I'm sorry.

01:03:19.000 I remember just coming to the living room.

01:03:20.000 I have to go to school tomorrow.

01:03:23.000 Whoa.

01:03:25.000 They'd have like 15 people over on a Wednesday night.

01:03:27.000 That's awesome.

01:03:28.000 Smoking weed, fucking wearing brown nylons underneath tight jeans.

01:03:35.000 So these have these little weird brown feet.

01:03:39.000 Passing out.

01:03:43.000 So they'll turn to the government to help them out.

01:03:45.000 Then the government will take over all the means of production and essentially turn us into a communist country.

01:03:49.000 Then all the government will be in league with each other, so it'll be like a global United Nations, but collectively they have control over all means of production, so we will own nothing.

01:03:59.000 What an absolute massacre that was of the English language, but an interesting point.

01:04:05.000 That also makes me think about Bill Gates buying all of this farmland all over the country.

01:04:11.000 Like he has thousands of acres in like Utah and Iowa and shit.

01:04:19.000 What's going on with that?

01:04:20.000 Is he going to make sure they don't build farms on that land?

01:04:25.000 And then now they sort of dole out the food slowly in the name of climate change?

01:04:33.000 As long as they don't touch my beer, I won't care.

01:04:38.000 China already took away my Coca-Cola.

01:04:41.000 I was talking to a guy at a baseball game yesterday, my kid's game, and he goes, what about like Dr. Pepper and stuff?

01:04:46.000 And I thought, fuck, I never tried that.

01:04:49.000 I should try Pepsi.

01:04:50.000 Maybe all, I don't really drink soda.

01:04:51.000 Maybe all sodas are shit.

01:04:55.000 Alcohol is still fine.

01:04:56.000 Gatorade's still cooking.

01:04:58.000 But COVID ruined Coca-Cola for me forever.

01:05:01.000 It tastes like soap now.

01:05:03.000 Like, if you could taste what I taste when I taste Coca-Cola, you'd spit it out.

01:05:08.000 It's disgusting.

01:05:14.000 Crazy video gamers.

01:05:16.000 Hey, Gav, check out these video game nerds.

01:05:18.000 Is this who Kumiya fights with in his free time?

01:05:22.000 Yeah, maybe.

01:05:25.000 These guys have never been in a fight, but they've been yelling and screaming to each other on their headsets.

01:05:34.000 So it's weird seeing this kind of aggression from someone who couldn't fight the weight of a wet paper bag.

01:06:02.000 Get their fucking confused.

01:06:09.000 Don't abuse your rabbit.

01:06:20.000 I thought this was about masturbating, but a viewer says rabbits are naturally sociable, so they need companionship.

01:06:26.000 They'll be much happier living in pairs or groups and will be very lonely if kept on their own.

01:06:33.000 I got to get another one.

01:06:36.000 Is my dog going to eat it?

01:06:40.000 The dog stares at it for hours and hours at a time.

01:06:44.000 I'm not getting another one.

01:06:45.000 It's fine.

01:06:46.000 We'll have a lonely rabbit.

01:06:49.000 Dear old man and young boy, check out the story out of South Africa about Di Entward.

01:06:56.000 One of their foster children is claiming he was a sex slave.

01:06:59.000 Makes you look at their music in a different light.

01:07:01.000 Uh-oh.

01:07:02.000 So that's the guy, Tukey.

01:07:04.000 He looks like a weird old man now, but he was a weird-looking kid.

01:07:08.000 No eyebrows.

01:07:10.000 Kind of looks like Gollum from Lord of the Rings.

01:07:14.000 Doesn't he?

01:07:15.000 My precious little bit.

01:07:19.000 So he's saying that they took him in and he missed his mother and stuff, but they adopted him.

01:07:26.000 There's talk of him and his sister being told to strip naked and get into a hot tub.

01:07:32.000 The lawyers for Dianeward have just said, this isn't true.

01:07:44.000 Okay.

01:07:45.000 It's showbiz.

01:07:45.000 You gotta up the cadence here.

01:07:49.000 This is how they talk on my 600 pound life.

01:07:52.000 From the moment I wake up to when I get breakfast, I'm in constant pain.

01:08:00.000 So yeah, I don't know.

01:08:14.000 I don't know, to be honest, like what I know is to say they wanted to adopt me for some to make them probably more famous or the face because like they're like oh check this boy is probably from your good no one's like him you know i think you i think you freaked his video like that like i watched that video like a few times and i showed my mom before she passed to me my mother was like hey she's actually actually using you as like the freaky like you know well the son was called

01:11:45.000 my best female friend i think i should be careful not because of any broths but it's i i it's weird to revere a female so much and have sex not be anywhere in the brain.

01:12:01.000 Even when I'm wasted.

01:12:06.000 She's like a sister to me.

01:12:09.000 Dear Nivag, Nayer, and Yatam.

01:12:12.000 Oh, so he's writing things backwards.

01:12:15.000 During one of Biden's ramblings, the one where he said, this is a MAGA party now, Monday show, he mentions a tape being released earlier that morning.

01:12:23.000 I believe he did watch a tape, an as-of-now unreleased tape, having something to do with MAGA Republicans, something relevant they'll use to smear us later.

01:12:31.000 Well, then he realizes, oops, that was a your eyes only sort of thing.

01:12:34.000 He does that sometimes.

01:12:36.000 So does Pelosi.

01:12:37.000 She's just as bad as him, but everyone says she's drunk.

01:12:39.000 I think she's forgetful.

01:12:41.000 During pressers, she comes out gloating and bragging and doing that weird alien-fingered hand-rolling thing she does.

01:12:46.000 Yeah.

01:12:48.000 Then suddenly begins to stumble over her words because she's forgotten momentarily that the other side is going to see this too, and she doesn't want to give too much away, but she already began her sentence and she's got to finish it up.

01:12:58.000 So she ends up sounding drunk.

01:13:00.000 I think she's very much sober.

01:13:02.000 She just can't spin as well or as quickly as she once could.

01:13:06.000 I believe it's a classic case of saying the quiet parts out loud type thing, and their minds can't keep track of the BS.

01:13:11.000 Thank you guys for everything.

01:13:13.000 I know what you might be thinking.

01:13:14.000 Gavin, you hypocrite.

01:13:16.000 You said people shouldn't read anymore.

01:13:18.000 I'm reading you a letter that someone wrote to us.

01:13:23.000 Come on, guys.

01:13:24.000 I could put it.

01:13:25.000 We used to have a blog where we put it on, but it didn't get any eyeballs.

01:13:32.000 And I'm not saying this is me.

01:13:33.000 I'm not pretending that I came up with any of this.

01:13:37.000 Yeah, come on, man.

01:13:38.000 Come on, man.

01:13:41.000 I guess I wasn't supposed to mention that tape.

01:13:45.000 But it's okay, man.

01:13:47.000 I mean, if you look at what the Republicans did on May 32nd, 2022.

01:13:56.000 That hasn't happened yet.

01:14:00.000 All right, what are you going to watch?

01:14:01.000 What are you going to see, man?

01:14:02.000 Batman.

01:14:06.000 Here's a funny meme.

01:14:08.000 Funny meme Elon Musk from a guy named Bryce.

01:14:12.000 She calls herself Duck Respecter Pagliachi.

01:14:16.000 Moment Elon is in, I'm going on a misgendering spree, the scale of which will one day have its own Wikipedia page.

01:14:26.000 That's a good one to end on.

01:14:28.000 All right, let's get to the final vid.

01:14:47.000 Mud love.

01:14:51.000 Amazing.

01:14:52.000 Yeah, I'm always confused when you have white sports guys, commentators who are clearly around a lot of black people and they don't know black vernacular.

01:15:04.000 Now, if you want to smash something, not just to subscribe, you want to fuck it, right?

01:15:09.000 Yeah.

01:15:10.000 And a John is a guy who goes to prostitutes.

01:15:17.000 And Trix, those are whores, correct?

01:15:21.000 Yeah.

01:15:22.000 Are you a black guy now?

01:15:24.000 I don't know.

01:15:25.000 Shit.

01:15:27.000 Remember those black guys that you bumped into that were dressed like Mad Max?

01:15:30.000 Then you went to high school with them in the Bronx?

01:15:32.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:15:33.000 Did you end up ever hanging out with them?

01:15:35.000 Well, we went to camp with each other and shit in, like, you know, grade school.

01:15:39.000 I know.

01:15:39.000 You guys were going to meet up.

01:15:40.000 Oh, yeah.

01:15:41.000 We hung out after that.

01:15:42.000 Yeah, he wants to make like TV shows like King of Queens and shit.

01:15:45.000 I'm like, go ahead, hit me with a script.

01:15:49.000 No, he's cool.

01:15:49.000 He's a great guy.

01:15:50.000 Great guy.

01:15:51.000 Great guy.

01:15:52.000 I bump into him twice since then, just hanging out in the Bronx.

01:15:56.000 He just hangs out, charges his electric motorcycle in a public outlet.

01:16:00.000 Really interesting, dude.

01:16:02.000 Who was that dork who was on Celebrity Mailbag?

01:16:05.000 Oh, Dr. Harrison Broderick?

01:16:08.000 Yeah, who's that?

01:16:10.000 He's a YouTuber, Neat Dreams, and a good friend of mine.

01:16:13.000 We went to high school together.

01:16:14.000 Does he have a lot of followers?

01:16:16.000 He's a good amount.

01:16:18.000 How many?

01:16:18.000 He was the one who told me about Incel Fest or whatever, the first one.

01:16:23.000 He went to that first one in Georgia.

01:16:26.000 Okay, I thought you just chose some random friend.

01:16:28.000 No, no, no.

01:16:29.000 They have to be celebs if they're on the celebrity mailbag.

01:16:33.000 That's true.

01:16:36.000 Okay, so I've explained the parameters here.

01:16:39.000 And let's watch him talk.

01:16:42.000 I don't know if I smash anything.

01:16:44.000 You know what I smash?

01:16:45.000 Was that tricks?

01:16:46.000 Oh, wow.

01:16:48.000 That's a serial.

01:16:49.000 I once ate an entire box of tricks after a show.

01:16:52.000 Oh, my God.

01:16:53.000 You were sick all night.

01:16:56.000 I don't know if I smash anything.

01:16:59.000 You know what I smash?

01:17:00.000 Was that tricks?

01:17:03.000 That's a serial.

01:17:04.000 He's getting jumbalouche levels of comedy face.

01:17:08.000 You were sick all night.

01:17:10.000 That was, that first, like, the ah is funny, but the very, very first look at the camera, that's one of my favorite ones.

01:17:18.000 What did he say?

01:17:18.000 You're going to smash?

01:17:19.000 What's happening?

01:17:21.000 You can't say that you smash tricks on TV?

01:17:23.000 I don't.

01:17:24.000 I don't know if I smash anything.

01:17:26.000 I mean, I guess I smashed my wife.

01:17:28.000 You know what I smashed?

01:17:29.000 Was that tricks?

01:17:31.000 I think you can say I smashed.

01:17:33.000 Like, if you're talking about I ate food real quick, I think you can say that.

01:17:37.000 Like, oh, I smashed those.

01:17:39.000 Look it up.

01:17:40.000 I smashed a Big Mac last night.

01:17:43.000 Smash Urban Dictionary.

01:17:46.000 Yeah.

01:17:47.000 The subscribe.

01:17:48.000 The thrust.

01:17:49.000 Oh, no.

01:17:50.000 Throw, Rye Guy.

01:17:51.000 I'm getting ready to throw.

01:17:53.000 The action of fucking someone good.

01:17:55.000 Hitting it.

01:17:56.000 Tapping that ass.

01:17:57.000 Sexual relations.

01:17:59.000 Fucking eating, etc.

01:18:01.000 I smashed that babe at the bar about to smash this dinner.

01:18:03.000 My mama just cooked it.

01:18:04.000 Okay, so it is an acceptable synonym, but you still don't use that on TV.

01:18:08.000 No.

01:18:09.000 Yeah.

01:18:10.000 Don't use anything that could be seen as fucking ever.

01:18:14.000 And don't fuck.

01:18:15.000 If there's one thing I can say about this show and the message that we're trying to put out for today's episode is stop fucking.

01:18:22.000 It's gross.

01:18:22.000 It's gay.

01:18:24.000 You look stupid when you're doing it.

01:18:26.000 Animals do it.

01:18:27.000 You get jizz all over the place.

01:18:30.000 It's horrible.

01:18:31.000 And you have to go have an abortion.

01:18:32.000 And as we learned from HBO, babies are fucking gross and they smell like shit and they ruin your life.

01:18:40.000 And we should just fuck them kids, both metaphorically and literally.

01:18:46.000 No, kids are cute.

01:18:48.000 Get fired.

01:18:49.000 Get in trouble.

01:18:51.000 Be brave.

01:18:52.000 And never stop fighting.

01:19:05.000 For me, rob, rob, babe, rob!

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - April 26, 2022

S4E107 - MUD LOVE

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