Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S4E108 - TESTOSTERONE SHORTAGE

00:00:51.000 That's the Dune Rats.

00:00:52.000 Crazy.

00:00:53.000 You know, when you get to my age and you see kids not doing stupid shit, it breaks your heart.

00:00:59.000 When you see them in pajamas, being lazy, staying at home, not getting in trouble, not getting arrested, obeying the rules, putting on the mask, you go, oh.

00:01:13.000 But when you see a bunch of decrepit assholes like these Australian skaters getting in trouble, fucking chicks, it just warms the cockles of one's heart. 1.00

00:01:26.000 Because we've had those years.

00:01:27.000 We don't feel envy, of course.

00:01:29.000 We have kids.

00:01:30.000 We don't want to do that.

00:01:31.000 I want to be invited to everything.

00:01:32.000 I don't want to go to anything.

00:01:34.000 But I want to know that the torch has been passed.

00:01:36.000 On my deathbed, I want to know that there's kids partying, getting wasted, getting a black eye, fucking up, getting fired, getting in trouble.

00:01:48.000 Be brave and never stop fighting.

00:01:50.000 And that's the show, folks.

00:02:14.000 How many people listening to audio will not see the rest of this episode?

00:02:19.000 Fuck them.

00:02:20.000 So we're doing another episode because Kumia, the lazy WAP, you got to remember, Sicilians are basically Africans, and Africans are not known for their work ethic. 1.00

00:02:30.000 I mean, the ones that were were put on a boat and shipped over here.

00:02:34.000 So Kumia is lazy.

00:02:36.000 And he's taking another vacation.

00:02:39.000 I was in the city.

00:02:40.000 I went to Nita Fashions.

00:02:41.000 You can probably see me on their Instagram.

00:02:44.000 And then I show up at the studio and I just start jerking off.

00:02:49.000 No, the door's locked.

00:02:51.000 What the fuck?

00:02:52.000 And then I start jerking off.

00:02:53.000 And so I start jerking off.

00:02:55.000 I need to calm myself down.

00:02:56.000 When I get mad, I need some sort of release.

00:02:59.000 Right.

00:02:59.000 So I start masturbating and I text with my other hand and I say, Anthony, what the fuck?

00:03:03.000 And he goes, we're on vacation shit for brains.

00:03:06.000 It would be nice to know that.

00:03:08.000 This is not a traditional vacation week.

00:03:11.000 We just had spring break for the kids.

00:03:14.000 What is this week?

00:03:16.000 White History Month? 0.78

00:03:21.000 Uh-oh.

00:03:23.000 So Mr. Maddie O'Dell calling.

00:03:25.000 Oh, why?

00:03:26.000 Wondering why or how or what I enjoyed about his scotch meat pies, but we'll get to that at the next Maddie's shitty little kitchen.

00:03:36.000 There I am choosing some fabrics.

00:03:38.000 So what did I get?

00:03:39.000 I got a very light blue suit that I'm against sneakers with suits, but what about a thick, high-quality white dress shirt, an incredibly light blue suit, like baby blue, and then white chucks?

00:03:55.000 I may be able to break one of my own rules.

00:03:57.000 And then I got a couple of tartan sports jackets, right?

00:04:01.000 Not everything has to be a suit.

00:04:02.000 And then you know what I did?

00:04:04.000 Guess what I did next?

00:04:05.000 Started jerking off.

00:04:07.000 I started masturbating.

00:04:08.000 No, I got an old timey suit.

00:04:12.000 Nice.

00:04:13.000 Now, I'm going to show you the picture.

00:04:16.000 You are a character in Peaky Blinders, after all.

00:04:18.000 Right.

00:04:20.000 I'm going to show you the picture.

00:04:25.000 Can I do this?

00:04:26.000 Save.

00:04:27.000 And then we get back into photos.

00:04:30.000 And then there it is.

00:04:31.000 I guess I'm going to text this to you, Ryan.

00:04:33.000 That's always the easiest way.

00:04:35.000 I saw some picture of, I don't know, 1800s, turn of the century, Industrial Revolution guys, you know, like Wild West type of guys, gangs of New York type of guys.

00:04:48.000 And I guess Peaky Blinders, sure.

00:04:50.000 That era.

00:04:51.000 And I thought, I used to get these suits that were like 1950s suits, and they had a certain verticalness to them.

00:04:58.000 Like, you see how this lapel, this is a smoking jacket, dinner jacket.

00:05:02.000 It goes all the way down to here.

00:05:04.000 But in the early 1900s, they would sort of end all their bullshit here.

00:05:10.000 Maybe because you were cold all the time?

00:05:12.000 Yeah.

00:05:13.000 So I chose a bunch of old charcoal gray fabrics, and then I said, how about fucking one of these motherfuckers, faggots? 1.00

00:05:20.000 And they said, why are you talking to me like that?

00:05:23.000 What's your language, buddy?

00:05:25.000 And I said, fuck you, Packy.

00:05:27.000 Go home.

00:05:29.000 And they said, we will be returning home, Mr. McInnes, but I'm not nuts about your verbiage.

00:05:35.000 And I said, oh, what do you?

00:05:39.000 We don't get along very well.

00:05:41.000 No.

00:05:42.000 It's always awkward there.

00:05:43.000 You're always like, by the way, I'm Team Uber.

00:05:45.000 All right, where are the fabrics?

00:05:47.000 You know what I did?

00:05:47.000 Everyone has to wear a mask.

00:05:49.000 They wear masks.

00:05:50.000 All the other people wear a mask.

00:05:51.000 I didn't wear a mask.

00:05:52.000 Nice.

00:05:53.000 And as people come in, they go, sir, can you do me a favor, please, and please put on a mask?

00:05:58.000 And the people are looking at me going, what about this fucking asshole?

00:06:01.000 And I'm like, I am an elitist.

00:06:03.000 It's very unscottish to do that.

00:06:05.000 It goes against my DNA.

00:06:07.000 We're big on like, no, I'll wear the mask and I'll sit in the shitty part of the booth when you get to the restaurant.

00:06:12.000 But I thought, I'm going to try the English way for a moment.

00:06:15.000 I'm going to go like, yeah, put on a mask, bitch. 1.00

00:06:18.000 I bring these guys millions of clients a year.

00:06:23.000 I'll never wear a mask.

00:06:25.000 Unless it's like the Jim Carrey mask.

00:06:28.000 Where he puts it on, he's like, whoa, he starts spinning around.

00:06:30.000 And he's like, I'm ready to party time.

00:06:33.000 to be clear, you would never wear any kind of mask unless it was a magic mask that altered your entire DNA.

00:06:40.000 Yeah, well, we all wear masks, metaphorically speaking, right?

00:06:44.000 But I want one that I put on, I'm like, PRT wah, because I gotta that kind of mask, spin around tornado, wear a yellow suit.

00:06:57.000 Okay, uh, what else?

00:07:02.000 It's fun to talk to them about Hong Kong.

00:07:04.000 What a shithole, man.

00:07:07.000 Last time they were here, when they went back, they had to spend three weeks in quarantine.

00:07:12.000 They could not leave their hotel rooms, which were fucking expensive.

00:07:16.000 And then this time around, it's down to a week.

00:07:18.000 Everything is closed.

00:07:20.000 He said the elder one, the patriarch, what's his name, Daswani, Peter Daswani, said they give out $650 fines if you're not wearing a mask.

00:07:32.000 Go walk your dog late at night.

00:07:33.000 You get caught, boom, fine, right there on the spot.

00:07:36.000 No questions asked.

00:07:36.000 No trial.

00:07:41.000 Pretty shitty, huh?

00:07:42.000 Terrible.

00:07:44.000 So that's my trip to New York City proper.

00:07:47.000 We're back to the Bronx here.

00:07:49.000 We're recording you a brand new show.

00:07:50.000 I'm going to start doing...

00:07:52.000 You're always going to get five shows a week now.

00:07:54.000 I think I'm going to move TJMS to Saturdays.

00:07:58.000 But also in the news today, we're not going to start the show quite yet.

00:08:02.000 My Mets bet is going incredibly well, though we just lost.

00:08:07.000 And it's 14.6.

00:08:09.000 That's a guess, by the way, $6.75.

00:08:11.000 I think I'm getting on my bookie's nerves because every time we go to update this, I call him and I say, what are we at now?

00:08:16.000 And he's like, I don't know.

00:08:17.000 I'll get you the fucking money.

00:08:19.000 I'm like, I need it for entertainment media purposes.

00:08:23.000 I don't really care where I'm at.

00:08:24.000 But we were number one like a few hours ago.

00:08:27.000 But with this loss, we're at 14.86.

00:08:29.000 But there is a win because there was a fight.

00:08:34.000 Now, according to Gab, you're not supposed to like sports.

00:08:37.000 It's sports ball.

00:08:39.000 You're a bitch if you're watching other men run around. 1.00

00:08:42.000 I kind of get that in some ways.

00:08:44.000 Like, I would never wear a jersey with a different man's name on my back.

00:08:48.000 That seems weird.

00:08:50.000 But they are exceptional, exceptionable.

00:08:54.000 They are exceptional human beings.

00:08:56.000 And I find that's kind of a Catholic thing.

00:08:58.000 Like, in Protestantism, we're all the same, and the priest is no better than you or me.

00:09:03.000 And in Catholicism, they go, no, there's like normal guys, then there's better guys, then there's super awesome guys that are closer to God.

00:09:12.000 I know I go back and forth on both.

00:09:14.000 I like working class people more than the elites, obviously.

00:09:18.000 But there are exceptional...

00:09:20.000 Fuck, what is exceptional?

00:09:22.000 I don't know.

00:09:22.000 You purposefully did it.

00:09:24.000 There are exceptional people in the world.

00:09:26.000 Next time you're a batting cage, throw a ball and get back to me if you can break 55.

00:09:32.000 I'm betting you can't.

00:09:33.000 These guys are throwing at 100 miles an hour on a regular basis.

00:09:37.000 And this guy just threw it 100 miles an hour at someone's fucking head.

00:09:43.000 And it's up and in, and you had to know that was coming.

00:09:46.000 Last night we got hit in the head by them.

00:09:48.000 They hit Alonzo.

00:09:50.000 Now, my son's a baseball expert.

00:09:52.000 And maybe I can get him on the show.

00:09:58.000 And I don't get whether...

00:10:00.000 Like, these guys are so precise, right?

00:10:02.000 They move that ball literally a quarter of an inch to the right, left, up, down.

00:10:06.000 So when they hit someone, it can't be an accident.

00:10:10.000 But then sometimes they do say it's an accident.

00:10:14.000 Okay, let me call him now.

00:10:15.000 This is unprecedented.

00:10:16.000 Did it make contact?

00:10:18.000 It didn't make contact, I don't think.

00:10:20.000 Okay.

00:10:22.000 And what's the deal?

00:10:23.000 If you hit him three times, if he gets beat three times, he's allowed to walk, I believe.

00:10:27.000 Yeah.

00:10:28.000 Yeah, you got to hit him three times in the face.

00:10:31.000 While naked.

00:10:32.000 And then you get a home run.

00:10:33.000 It's called a face run.

00:10:37.000 If you get hit below the belt, you get to go to first.

00:10:39.000 And then if you get hit in the tits, you get each tit, though. 0.64

00:10:46.000 Okay, no response there.

00:10:50.000 So that's exciting.

00:10:51.000 I don't mind a loss if there's a fight.

00:10:56.000 I like violence.

00:10:58.000 It's fun.

00:10:59.000 Like a cop friend of mine who had a shirt that said, give violence a chance.

00:11:04.000 I've got these extremist hounds going through all my content with a fine-tooth comb, trying to find proof of violence.

00:11:10.000 Meanwhile, they're basking in leftist violence.

00:11:12.000 These fucking losers.

00:11:14.000 They're obsessed with extremism on the right.

00:11:18.000 And they amplify these tiny morsels of someone fighting back for themselves.

00:11:23.000 I was just talking to that gay dude, Andy Walls.

00:11:25.000 I saw some of the footage from the bar fight where he, this footage you've seen is him using the N-word and punching a girl.

00:11:32.000 That's bad for the record.

00:11:34.000 What you didn't see is the mob attacking him, throwing to the ground.

00:11:38.000 He's fighting like seven people at once.

00:11:41.000 During the melee, she kicks him in the nuts and he punches her. 1.00

00:11:46.000 Oh, slightly different story.

00:11:50.000 So I don't think he's looking at the same kind of life-ruining shit he was looking at when people had only just seen that first little clip, which should be a lesson to you.

00:11:58.000 But speaking of extremism, I've been learning about this fucking thing.

00:12:02.000 I might present it as a green screen on Friday or something, but this fucking cult in Georgia where these black people went and they built an Egyptian compound and started walking around with like King Tut shit on their head. 0.96

00:12:21.000 They built pyramids in Georgia.

00:12:25.000 They're extreme and people died.

00:12:29.000 People were murdered.

00:12:30.000 Now, I'll get back to you with the whole story later on, but I'm just glancing over it as I'm doing my various research subjects this morning, and I'm just like, no extremist researcher would ever go near this because it involves black people behaving like fucking lunatics. 1.00

00:12:45.000 Can't you pull it up?

00:12:46.000 Do you know what I'm talking about?

00:12:47.000 No.

00:12:48.000 Why didn't you look it up?

00:12:50.000 What are you doing while I mention all that?

00:12:52.000 I was going to put this up.

00:12:53.000 Just stroking your beef?

00:12:55.000 That's what I was going to say.

00:12:56.000 Okay, well, slightly more important to see Georgia compound, Egypt, cult, could be some of your search words.

00:13:05.000 So, again, I don't even think these people know that's at the Tamare compound.

00:13:10.000 I don't even think these people know that they're pawns.

00:13:13.000 Like, they honestly think I'm fighting Nazis and fascism.

00:13:17.000 That's good, right?

00:13:17.000 World War II was bad.

00:13:19.000 That's as far as their scope goes.

00:13:23.000 But, yeah, how a cult built an Egyptian compound in Georgia. 0.52

00:13:28.000 People magazine managed to cover it.

00:13:30.000 They're saying black supremacist.

00:13:32.000 That's a new one.

00:13:34.000 Whoa.

00:13:35.000 Well, this is a housewife magazine no one sees. 0.89

00:13:39.000 Anyway, we'll have more on that later.

00:13:42.000 Also in the news, very important story of man married a hologram.

00:13:46.000 I sent this to you separately.

00:13:46.000 It's not in the notes.

00:13:48.000 And there's a problem there.

00:13:51.000 He is having trouble connecting with her because she's just a hologram.

00:13:55.000 So he's made her into a dolly, and he walks around with the dolly every day and other various things.

00:14:01.000 No, dude, you're not married to her.

00:14:02.000 You're not a fictosexual. 0.92

00:14:04.000 You're a pedophile who gets boners for little girls because for whatever reason, your testosterone's been bred out of you.

00:14:13.000 Maybe that is the crisis we're having right now.

00:14:16.000 It's a testosterone shortage.

00:14:21.000 That's why I'm so happy to see the Dune Rats and the Mets fight. 0.97

00:14:24.000 Because you've got all these men in America that go, I'm a chick.

00:14:28.000 I'm asexual.

00:14:29.000 I'm multi-gender.

00:14:31.000 And then you have these Japanese guys that they don't want to be gay for whatever reason. 0.83

00:14:39.000 They chose to go a different route.

00:14:40.000 And that is, I have the sexual sort of mindset of a teen at best.

00:14:49.000 Like this character that he's in love with, she's 16, which I'm not sure is even legal in Japan.

00:14:56.000 I'm not seeing that.

00:14:57.000 Didn't I send it to you?

00:14:59.000 No, I even looked back.

00:15:01.000 I will have just sent it.

00:15:03.000 No, no, no, I didn't get it.

00:15:05.000 Sometimes I get so caught up in it.

00:15:08.000 It actually looks exactly like you, Ryan.

00:15:10.000 What?

00:15:11.000 This guy, yeah.

00:15:12.000 Wait, is it you?

00:15:14.000 I just realized I've never met your wife.

00:15:17.000 Are you a fictosexual? 0.79

00:15:20.000 I'm definitely not a fictosexual.

00:15:23.000 You've read that correctly, yes.

00:15:27.000 Yeah, this is like, this isn't special or...

00:15:31.000 And I saw Gene Simmons of all people tweeted out, look, this man, he kind of has a Johnny Depp voice.

00:15:37.000 This man is not hurting anyone, and he considers himself in love, so mind your own business and wish him nothing but the best.

00:15:47.000 No, we're not doing that.

00:15:49.000 A fictosexual man who wed a fictional computer synthesized pop singer four years ago said he's now unable to communicate with his wife, but is still in love with her.

00:15:58.000 See, I'm not going to ignore that and say, oh, well, shaken songgu to each his own taste.

00:16:03.000 No, you're a fucking loser.

00:16:06.000 Turn it up, and she doesn't seem very adult to me.

00:16:17.000 Do nips have curtains in their homes? 1.00

00:16:23.000 That means I'm back.

00:16:25.000 I'm back.

00:16:30.000 Does he like get on his knees and jerk off?

00:16:38.000 Look at his sad home.

00:16:40.000 Oh my god.

00:16:44.000 His steel bunk bed with nothing on the top bunk.

00:16:49.000 Wait, if that's her, then who's in the jar?

00:16:52.000 Yeah, who are you married to? 1.00

00:16:53.000 Like, you don't carry around a doll of your wife, especially when she's home.

00:16:59.000 I'm going to make a doll of my wife and carry it around everywhere around the house. 1.00

00:17:02.000 He's got multiples of this broad.

00:17:04.000 And then when my wife and kids go, what is that?

00:17:06.000 I'll go, none of your business.

00:17:08.000 It's blobs. 1.00

00:17:08.000 It's mom. 1.00

00:17:11.000 I'll just have her.

00:17:12.000 I'll just be carrying around.

00:17:13.000 Like, when I come up and make a coffee in the morning, I'll just be hanging onto an arm of blobs. 1.00

00:17:19.000 It's not that weird, actually.

00:17:22.000 In Japan, it's normal.

00:17:24.000 How like cotton girlfriend? 1.00

00:17:26.000 It's like pretty cute.

00:17:29.000 You don't think it's cool?

00:17:30.000 No, I don't think it's cool.

00:17:32.000 I think it's very cure.

00:17:34.000 Back from home, back from work, you come see her, hog jaw like this. 1.00

00:17:38.000 Ooh, okay, lovely, see you.

00:17:40.000 Hi.

00:17:42.000 And then, you know, you make out.

00:17:44.000 You make out.

00:17:45.000 How do you kiss a hologram? 0.89

00:17:47.000 Like that.

00:17:49.000 Do your lips touch the glass or?

00:17:53.000 Well, lips touch your lip like this.

00:17:56.000 And they go like a pop sound.

00:17:59.000 That's how you kiss.

00:18:00.000 And what about intercourse?

00:18:02.000 Loser don't even know how to kiss, guys.

00:18:05.000 I don't know how to kiss inanimate objects or sorry, non-existent objects.

00:18:09.000 Inanimate objects, actually.

00:18:11.000 Thank you.

00:18:12.000 Do you fuck a pocket pussy and stare at her or something? 1.00

00:18:15.000 Too personal.

00:18:16.000 Not going to answer.

00:18:17.000 Too personal.

00:18:19.000 Okay.

00:18:19.000 I'm sorry you have so little testosterone, you don't even have a libido.

00:18:26.000 Get out of here with that crap.

00:18:29.000 Also, before we start the show, Thor Steiner.

00:18:36.000 Okay, so this is weird.

00:18:38.000 You know how in Britain, all the lads, at least when I was there a few years ago, are into the clothing line Stone Mountain, I think it's called.

00:18:48.000 And it's just like lad clothing, a lot of waterproof stuff because it's always raining in Britain.

00:18:52.000 Okay, whatever.

00:18:53.000 So in Germany, they're into Thor Steiner.

00:18:58.000 And the left has decided it's a Nazi thing because some of the logos look kind of like World War II stuff.

00:19:06.000 Problem is the Nazis had so many fucking things.

00:19:08.000 Like they would hijack from the Indians. 0.99

00:19:11.000 That's where they got the swastika.

00:19:12.000 They hijacked Viking stuff with the rune and everything. 0.62

00:19:15.000 The Roman salute.

00:19:16.000 The Roman salute.

00:19:19.000 They hogged a lot of shit.

00:19:20.000 You can't top-notch shit.

00:19:21.000 You can't drive a Volkswagen anymore on a highway.

00:19:24.000 Hitler invented highways. 0.96

00:19:25.000 By the way, if you have a Hitler tattoo and you can't afford to remove it, just add a bowler hat And a cane and say Charlie Chaplin was in the military. 0.70

00:19:34.000 This is his Army movie.

00:19:36.000 So, anyway, the left goes, okay, this Thor Steiner clothing line is a Nazi clothing line. 0.70

00:19:42.000 Thor Steiner denies it, right?

00:19:44.000 It's like Fred Perry and the fucking Prowboys. 0.95

00:19:47.000 And I guess there are far-right dudes who go, Yeah, you know what?

00:19:51.000 I love it.

00:19:51.000 Fuck you.

00:19:52.000 So now, despite them, it is popular with the far right.

00:19:56.000 Now, in Germany, whenever you look up far right, it ends up being like people who want slightly less tax and aren't totally erect when you talk about Muslims grooming. 0.51

00:20:08.000 Like their idea of far-right is, I mean, I'm fucking in a Nazi concentration camp.

00:20:14.000 I'm so far right over there.

00:20:15.000 It's very lefty, that country.

00:20:17.000 So what does Antifa do?

00:20:19.000 They go to the stores that sell this and beat the living shit out of the young girls who work there. 1.00

00:20:27.000 Because that's how you fight fascism, obviously.

00:20:30.000 So here is Antifa, which is just an idea, handling the imminent problem of a Fourth Reich and a World War III. 0.78

00:20:40.000 So what do you do?

00:20:41.000 Well, you find the woman who works there. 1.00

00:20:44.000 She looks like she's like 20. 0.66

00:20:45.000 Yeah.

00:20:46.000 Oh, these are the shirts?

00:20:47.000 Yeah, fuck you, bitch. 1.00

00:20:48.000 And then your adrenaline's pumping so much, and you're such a pussy. 1.00

00:20:51.000 You can't get your collapsible baton out of your little side bag.

00:20:56.000 So she's freaking about that as the guy wrestles this woman to the ground. 1.00

00:21:00.000 And then the rest of Antifa shows up, and I guess they start wrecking shit.

00:21:05.000 What are they doing with their...

00:21:06.000 They can't get their stuff.

00:21:08.000 They're trying to get a bike lock out of their bag, but their hearts are like this.

00:21:12.000 They couldn't carry a tune to save their lives.

00:21:15.000 So what are they doing now?

00:21:18.000 I see that they're beating her.

00:21:19.000 I've watched this a few times.

00:21:20.000 That's one of those leg-breaking asps, you know? 1.00

00:21:24.000 Collapsible baton.

00:21:25.000 I do not like the word asp, especially plural.

00:21:29.000 What are they doing now?

00:21:34.000 Looking at the merch?

00:21:37.000 Oh, he sprays her with mace, then just sort of shoots it off in the store, and that's that.

00:21:43.000 That was vile.

00:21:45.000 In your face, racism.

00:21:54.000 And then also, before we start the show, another little tidbit.

00:21:57.000 I'm checking in on Hannah Burkaw as I'm want to do.

00:22:03.000 And she's fucking weird. 1.00

00:22:05.000 She is totally putting 100% of her life on camera.

00:22:11.000 This is 1-4.

00:22:14.000 I think she's mentally ill. 0.65

00:22:18.000 And this is the typical of the videos they put up.

00:22:32.000 Now here's a question, right?

00:22:34.000 What if we had a treatment for this disease, which Crip Daddy has the same one, and so does Ricky Berwick.

00:22:41.000 What if he started taking the treatment for it and all of a sudden was like...

00:22:53.000 Six foot tall, handsome young man.

00:22:56.000 Would she be happy?

00:22:58.000 Or would she dump him?

00:23:01.000 Because so much of her self-worth is dictated by her virtue signaling.

00:23:08.000 And it might be a fetish.

00:23:11.000 Like she might get off as she's sitting on his dink that he has to take a Viagra for. 0.98

00:23:15.000 And she's sitting on that and she's like, I'm such a good person.

00:23:19.000 I'm so wonderful.

00:23:22.000 You take that away.

00:23:23.000 I mean, I've seen it on 600-pound life, right?

00:23:26.000 I've seen some Mexican dude.

00:23:27.000 She gets down to like 300 and he goes, I like fucking the folds and they're all gone.

00:23:34.000 She might dump them. 0.97

00:23:37.000 What do you think, Rygai?

00:23:38.000 Yeah, unless, well, I think a lot of it's for the views.

00:23:41.000 So if she keeps getting views, she stays with them.

00:23:44.000 Because I think she's conducting a separate life.

00:23:48.000 I'm dubious that she's loyal to him, and I'm dubious that she's totally loyal to him, dude.

00:23:52.000 Oh, really?

00:23:53.000 She thinks of herself as a saint.

00:23:55.000 There's no edge to her at all.

00:23:57.000 That's why she's like, I deserve it.

00:23:59.000 She deserves it.

00:24:01.000 No way.

00:24:01.000 She's going.

00:24:03.000 I will eat a live mouse if she is cheating on that. 1.00

00:24:06.000 I'll go down that road again.

00:24:09.000 No way is she cheating on him that way. 0.96

00:24:11.000 Her whole thing is that she's a saint. 0.96

00:24:15.000 Like she thinks of herself as a deity.

00:24:18.000 Interesting.

00:24:19.000 Uh-huh.

00:24:20.000 And that's her sexual fetish. 1.00

00:24:22.000 Deities could do it as well.

00:24:22.000 As she sits on his dick, she's like, I'm wonderful.

00:24:27.000 Now, I feel bad because Donovan's our friend, and I'm sitting here saying, if a woman wants to fuck a severe cripple like that, she's fucked in the head, and I don't trust her. 1.00

00:24:37.000 But I think Crip Daddy agrees with me.

00:24:40.000 Even with his girlfriend, he's like, well, you're fucking nuts, but at least I'm getting boned.

00:24:47.000 Look, even his face is falling apart.

00:24:50.000 Turn it up.

00:24:53.000 Senator, had we set foot on the street of New York City, and a man approached to let him know that I was not the R word.

00:25:03.000 Yeah.

00:25:03.000 Except he used it.

00:25:04.000 He said, he's not.

00:25:06.000 Not disabled, not word.

00:25:08.000 He didn't say disabled.

00:25:10.000 Yeah, he said, not evil.

00:25:11.000 Not evil.

00:25:12.000 And I was like, mm-hmm.

00:25:13.000 That was shocking.

00:25:14.000 So I didn't say anything.

00:25:15.000 I was just like, mm-hmm.

00:25:17.000 Turned away, because we're waiting at a crosswalk.

00:25:18.000 So I'm like, well, we can't run away.

00:25:20.000 Turned away, and he's like, you are so...

00:25:24.000 Thanks for the fucking clipping, bitch. 1.00

00:25:27.000 So there's obviously a lunatic black man. 0.81

00:25:31.000 That man's not a retard. 0.99

00:25:33.000 He's not disabled.

00:25:34.000 He loves you.

00:25:36.000 You know what's odd is like how supportive like New York City blacks are for a relationship that looks a little uneven. 1.00

00:25:42.000 Like with my ex, you would think that like they're going to be like, get the hell, get over that chink. 1.00

00:25:49.000 That chink's boring. 1.00

00:25:50.000 It's small.

00:25:51.000 But he was like, wow, we just had a little window in how you really see yourself.

00:25:57.000 Little window.

00:25:58.000 Yeah.

00:25:59.000 Maybe that's what I should jump Out of no, I want you to leap out of a very tall window, Ryan.

00:26:05.000 No, no, big, big high.

00:26:08.000 I wouldn't survive that anyway.

00:26:11.000 So, black guys would be like, Hey, man, you the man.

00:26:15.000 Oh, that's good.

00:26:16.000 Yeah, and then he's also, it might have been the same guy, supportive of their relationship.

00:26:20.000 You would think that like they'd try to sneak in there and be like, you know, hit on them and try to like downplay you, but no, they're very supportive.

00:26:28.000 You know what I've noticed about black people is whenever I have like a suit on, or especially a loud suit, they're like, my man, I like the suit. 1.00

00:26:36.000 And I want to just go, I don't care.

00:26:40.000 That would be so rude, though.

00:26:42.000 Or another one is, I got a suit like that.

00:26:45.000 My dad had a suit like, or my Jaguar, some black dude was like, my dad used to have a car just like that.

00:26:51.000 Okay, fuck off.

00:26:55.000 But African Americans in the Northeast feel totally okay telling you about their lives. 1.00

00:27:01.000 Like, I told you about the guy when I bought the Jag.

00:27:03.000 We were up in Franklin, and I told the story, right?

00:27:07.000 We all have the same hairdo, and he comes up and he goes, oh, y'all look like me.

00:27:11.000 I got my hair, too.

00:27:13.000 You have little fucking braids. 0.95

00:27:14.000 We couldn't have not even remotely close.

00:27:18.000 But we were at Jersey Shore, and my son has a broken wrist.

00:27:22.000 And the waitress goes, oh, you hurt your wrist.

00:27:24.000 And he goes, yeah.

00:27:24.000 Oh, it's baseball.

00:27:25.000 Oh, I broke my wrist a few years ago.

00:27:31.000 So did I, by the way.

00:27:33.000 Right.

00:27:33.000 What?

00:27:34.000 That's not grounds for a convo there.

00:27:36.000 I don't know you, by the way.

00:27:37.000 You're a waitress. 1.00

00:27:38.000 Or we're going through the airport, and my son has whatever is Air Force Ones, Mach 2, MLB, whatever shoes.

00:27:46.000 And the guy's like, oh, you got the easy fours.

00:27:49.000 I was going to get these.

00:27:50.000 I didn't.

00:27:53.000 Okay.

00:27:54.000 Thanks for the update, stranger.

00:27:58.000 All right.

00:27:58.000 We're sort of leaning into racism here.

00:28:00.000 Let's start the show and do racism.

00:28:15.000 Now, because this show was sprung upon us at the 11th hour, we don't have a lot of...

00:28:22.000 I mean, the stuff we have is kind of old.

00:28:26.000 So I don't really feel bad doing this, but I've been wanting to get to this for a long ass time.

00:28:32.000 So why not?

00:28:34.000 This is an ancient Chinese secret that you already knew about, but hey, when this is a rerun, it'll be cool.

00:28:42.000 This is the story of the BLM blocking a road getting knocked out.

00:28:46.000 And it's great because black people is handing their own business. 1.00

00:28:51.000 And I think that's a smart way to go, to be honest.

00:28:55.000 If someone is freaking out about racism on a plane, have the black flight attendant handle it. 1.00

00:29:00.000 If you want to fix Islam, have moderate Muslims fix it. 1.00

00:29:04.000 We tried going over there and winning hearts and minds.

00:29:06.000 It doesn't work.

00:29:08.000 People want to talk to their own people.

00:29:10.000 If you want to change the black community in America, I don't even think Candace Owens is the way to go.

00:29:15.000 She sounds too white. 0.65

00:29:16.000 You got to go with Sonny Johnson because she talks black. 0.99

00:29:20.000 And you got to go with Madge Ture of Black Guns Matter.

00:29:24.000 That's the only hope for the black community. 0.88

00:29:27.000 Not me.

00:29:28.000 Not Ben Carson.

00:29:30.000 Not going to do it.

00:29:32.000 Anyway, I've been meaning to get to this for a long time.

00:29:35.000 No, sorry.

00:29:36.000 3-0.

00:29:39.000 If you could go to 3-0.

00:29:42.000 Yes, the number 3 and then also a 0 behind it, which changes the number, the denomination from 3-0 to 30.

00:29:49.000 Now, if you had a GoPro above your desk, we could see all your cool buttons while you try to find things.

00:29:55.000 That's what I want you to do from now on.

00:29:57.000 Button boy.

00:29:59.000 You with me?

00:29:59.000 Oh, yeah.

00:30:00.000 Because that totally fills the space.

00:30:02.000 And it's cool to see, people can see what buttons you push and stuff.

00:30:06.000 I mean, I hope that doesn't give away any passwords.

00:30:08.000 Crowder has that, the, you know, quarter black Garrett when he was there. 1.00

00:30:12.000 Will you get your fucking hair out of your face, you cartoon?

00:30:16.000 God.

00:30:19.000 It's like a fucking character from the Muppet Show.

00:30:22.000 At an unlawful BLM protest in Wilkinsburg, Pittsburgh.

00:30:25.000 Now, we're going all the way back to April 17th.

00:30:27.000 This story is fucking 10 days old, McInnes.

00:30:31.000 Protesters ignored police orders to get off the road as black cops tried to make arrests.

00:30:35.000 Some of them tried to prevent and put their hands on the cops, leading one to punch and arrest one.

00:30:41.000 Uh-oh.

00:30:43.000 Sounds like wrong.

00:30:44.000 Maybe I waited so long.

00:30:46.000 Look at that.

00:30:47.000 Shouldn't that be a statue?

00:30:49.000 The cinematic photo.

00:30:53.000 The cinematic photo of BLM.

00:30:56.000 Go back to what he's saying.

00:30:58.000 I'm sorry.

00:31:02.000 Protester Vuestro Merced getting punched by a Wilkinsburg officer after trying to stop an arrest has gone viral.

00:31:09.000 Merced was quickly released from jail, and people are using the incident to fundraise cash for the militant activists.

00:31:15.000 See, the other good thing about sending in a black cop to do this is we don't have to have George Floyd riots and stuff. 0.99

00:31:21.000 They are out and safe with the community.

00:31:22.000 You may support them via cash app.

00:31:25.000 Look at these fucking losers.

00:31:28.000 There he is.

00:31:28.000 What is that flag?

00:31:29.000 Dominican Republic?

00:31:32.000 Yeah.

00:31:33.000 Yeah.

00:31:34.000 Okay.

00:31:35.000 So he's like some fat tranny. 1.00

00:31:39.000 Well, this is dumb because without the video, this is useless.

00:31:44.000 I can find it.

00:31:44.000 Let's see.

00:31:45.000 His name is Vuestro.

00:31:48.000 You never know if these people are just some sort of ethnic group you haven't heard of before, like Peruvian migrants, or they're making up retarded names for themselves. 0.99

00:31:57.000 That guy ain't a retard. 1.00

00:31:59.000 And he's not evil.

00:32:02.000 Yeah, you met a homeless man in New York City, guys.

00:32:05.000 That's what's going on.

00:32:07.000 Loading up.

00:32:10.000 Okay, defiant crowd.

00:32:13.000 Resisted law enforcement efforts.

00:32:17.000 Hopefully they're not citing the same video.

00:32:19.000 There we go.

00:32:20.000 Actually, watch this shit.

00:32:24.000 Oh, good.

00:32:27.000 Imagine being a cop.

00:32:28.000 Like, Last year it was rough to be a cop.

00:32:31.000 Imagine being a cop in April of 2022.

00:32:35.000 It must just be fucking.

00:32:37.000 I would need a flask.

00:32:39.000 I would need to have a few sips.

00:32:42.000 Just the fucking arrogance, especially in the Pacific Northwest.

00:32:46.000 That's where this is, right?

00:32:47.000 Wait, go back, go back.

00:32:50.000 Wait, you skipped way too much shit there.

00:32:51.000 She's the mom.

00:32:53.000 So that's the mom of the goth kid who got punched in the face.

00:32:59.000 Not her, but the ugly one. 0.72

00:33:04.000 The arrogance is insane.

00:33:06.000 When I was a punk rock teenager, we hated cops.

00:33:09.000 But we minded our P's and Q's because they would kick the shit out of us. 1.00

00:33:16.000 And I couldn't imagine being like, what the fuck you gonna do, bitch? 1.00

00:33:21.000 Look at that.

00:33:22.000 Y'all already fucking murdered my uncle.

00:33:25.000 Y'all looked at me.

00:33:25.000 Y'all murdered your fucking uncle.

00:33:33.000 Right here.

00:33:34.000 Right here.

00:33:34.000 Yes, the fuck we are.

00:33:36.000 It is our fucking right.

00:33:38.000 It is freedom of just our right.

00:33:40.000 It is our right.

00:33:41.000 It is our right.

00:33:42.000 It is our right.

00:33:43.000 Our freedom of speech, we can march and we can stay with the streets.

00:33:48.000 Oh, God.

00:33:49.000 Probably terrible.

00:33:50.000 Something fierce.

00:33:51.000 Come up, no matter where!

00:33:55.000 There was a girl in our scene that looked like that, and we called her Sasquatch. 1.00

00:33:59.000 And one time she ended up in my bed. 0.92

00:34:01.000 And I was like, what are you doing?

00:34:03.000 And she goes, well, you know, we were together all night.

00:34:07.000 No, everyone was hanging out.

00:34:09.000 And I didn't say this, but I was going to go, Sasquatch, we call you Sasquatch.

00:34:14.000 Like, I got to have some standards.

00:34:16.000 And then she said, I said, no, nothing's happening.

00:34:19.000 And then she goes, well, I wish I had known that earlier before I wasted my whole fucking night.

00:34:23.000 She was like 6'2 ⁇ . 1.00

00:34:26.000 She looked like Lurch and meets that.

00:34:29.000 She was a beast. 0.96

00:34:30.000 Okay, sorry, go back.

00:34:38.000 Oh, my God.

00:34:39.000 All of America is watching this just going, punch them, please. 0.69

00:34:47.000 Where is Wilkinsburg?

00:34:58.000 Something tells me that man is not a racist?

00:35:01.000 Well, that's why there's a Wilkinsburg PA.

00:35:08.000 No punch, my fucking face.

00:35:09.000 That's why this is going to Pacific Northwest.

00:35:12.000 Get out of my fucking face, bitch. 1.00

00:35:15.000 Look at that.

00:35:16.000 She's got this attitude like, I'm about to lose it on you.

00:35:19.000 That's her kid?

00:35:20.000 Damn.

00:35:21.000 She looks like the queen version of some alien from like a Star Trek. 0.99

00:35:26.000 We finally got to her.

00:35:30.000 Get the fuck away from her, you idiots.

00:35:34.000 Okay, good part coming up.

00:35:43.000 Wasn't even much of a punch.

00:35:45.000 No, I'm not even sure that McConnell.

00:35:46.000 He connected.

00:35:47.000 No.

00:35:48.000 He hit his aura.

00:35:51.000 Yeah.

00:35:52.000 Which was the color of amber, by the way.

00:35:54.000 Of course.

00:35:55.000 Yes.

00:35:57.000 Yeah, it doesn't look like he hit her.

00:35:59.000 Like, no lie.

00:36:00.000 On my life.

00:36:01.000 Geez.

00:36:01.000 Hey, go to 30D.

00:36:08.000 This would be a good button cam moment right here.

00:36:16.000 One of the women resisting arrests at the Pittsburgh, oh, Pittsburgh BLM protests where the viral punch photo is taken is Victoria Lynn Town.

00:36:22.000 She's arrested over a racist BLM attack in a restaurant in 2020, where she was charged with rioting, making terroristic threats, assault, and more.

00:36:28.000 So they don't learn.

00:36:31.000 Like when you see him get punched, you go, oh, that's the first punch he's ever had.

00:36:36.000 Victoia.

00:36:37.000 Victoya.

00:36:38.000 Victoya.

00:36:40.000 So technically, sometimes why is a vowel, so that's four vowels altogether.

00:36:45.000 You should use that word when you're playing Wordle.

00:36:48.000 Victoia.

00:36:49.000 Yeah, don't do that in Wheel of Fortune.

00:36:51.000 You'll be broke buying vowels.

00:36:55.000 Oh my God, what an absolute monster mess.

00:36:59.000 It's a monster mess.

00:37:04.000 Anyway.

00:37:05.000 I wanted to get to that.

00:37:07.000 Oh, she's interesting looking. 1.00

00:37:08.000 Her skin looks like... 0.69

00:37:10.000 She's kind of like an Octoroon. 0.99

00:37:12.000 Is that freckles or is that like a skin?

00:37:14.000 Oh, no.

00:37:14.000 There's a semi-attractive woman somewhere down in there.

00:37:17.000 Look at her nose looks collapsed, though. 0.97

00:37:19.000 Oh, wow.

00:37:20.000 Oh, that could be meth.

00:37:22.000 You know what's happened?

00:37:23.000 Her septum is collapsed.

00:37:25.000 She's a meth addict, dude. 1.00

00:37:28.000 And those are fake eyes, right?

00:37:29.000 Yeah.

00:37:30.000 And she snorted so much meth that her nose is collapsing in on itself.

00:37:34.000 That's sad.

00:37:35.000 That's the Artie Lang nose.

00:37:36.000 Okay, I wanted to do a green screen, and it's going to take a bit of time.

00:37:42.000 So let's jump over to that right now.

00:37:45.000 Oh, ready?

00:37:46.000 We can absolutely do that.

00:37:47.000 Here we go.

00:37:57.000 Come on, everybody.

00:38:02.000 Now, I ordered this book on Amazon, and it's probably going to get here tomorrow.

00:38:10.000 But I found the book on YouTube.

00:38:12.000 So Matt Walsh wrote a book called Johnny Wants to Be a Walrus or something.

00:38:18.000 And in it, a little boy says he's a walrus.

00:38:21.000 The mom goes, okay, whatever.

00:38:23.000 Yes, you're a walrus.

00:38:25.000 And then she goes, that's enough.

00:38:26.000 It's been a day or whatever.

00:38:28.000 And she goes to stop treating him like a walrus. 1.00

00:38:31.000 And she posts it on social media.

00:38:33.000 And then everyone bullies her and goes, leave him. 0.81

00:38:35.000 He's a walrus.

00:38:36.000 So then she starts, she sees doctors and she starts moving forward with the Johnny is a walrus plan.

00:38:45.000 And then at the end, she realizes she doesn't have to do that.

00:38:49.000 And Johnny's not a walrus anymore.

00:38:52.000 Now he's a bird.

00:38:54.000 So that's the book.

00:38:55.000 The drawings, I got to say, Daily Wire's been kicking ass these days, making serious waves, helping The culture wars or at the front line of the culture wars.

00:39:03.000 You guys got to get a little cooler, though.

00:39:06.000 The artist they got for this book fucking stinks.

00:39:10.000 Really untalented person and all over the place, skill-wise.

00:39:13.000 I could have hooked you up with way better cartoonists.

00:39:16.000 Anyway, I don't know how the fuck Matt Walsh got a bunch of kids together who were happy to be on video for such a controversial book.

00:39:24.000 They must have gone through thousands of applicants.

00:39:26.000 But start this video and we'll sort of skip through it just so we can see the book.

00:39:31.000 Because the reason I'm showing you all this is because Amazon employees are crying about how horrific it is and how it's about murder.

00:39:40.000 So it's good to know what the fuck they're talking about.

00:39:45.000 Okay.

00:39:47.000 Hello, boys and girls.

00:39:48.000 My name is Matt Walsh.

00:39:50.000 I am here to hear.

00:39:52.000 And I've written a book called Johnny the Walrus.

00:39:55.000 This book is all about identity and imagination.

00:39:58.000 What is identity?

00:39:59.000 Does anyone know what identity means?

00:40:00.000 Hey, so start skipping forward.

00:40:04.000 They're all normal.

00:40:06.000 Ugly.

00:40:06.000 It's like a big monster.

00:40:08.000 That's what this book is about.

00:40:09.000 It's all about a boy who pretends to be a walrus.

00:40:11.000 He identifies as a walrus.

00:40:13.000 I just want you to be able to see the pages.

00:40:16.000 So when we hear the Amazon employees crying, because when I heard the Amazon employees crying about how it's about suicide, I was like, well, did Matt Walsh fuck up?

00:40:25.000 Because that's kind of harsh, dude.

00:40:27.000 So I want to see the individual pages.

00:40:29.000 On her phone, and there are people telling her that this isn't pretend.

00:40:31.000 He's really a walnut.

00:40:32.000 No, no, you got to go way back.

00:40:37.000 Let's see the first page.

00:40:38.000 Yeah, there we go.

00:40:39.000 I want all those together.

00:40:40.000 He's a dog, the next day, a boy with a big...

00:40:44.000 There you go.

00:40:44.000 That's it.

00:40:45.000 That's it.

00:40:45.000 Imagination.

00:40:47.000 One day he's a dog.

00:40:48.000 The next day, a crustacean.

00:40:50.000 It's like a crab or a lobster.

00:40:53.000 Jews can't eat them. 0.98

00:40:54.000 One morning he came downstairs barking and clapping.

00:40:57.000 Wood spoons for tusks.

00:40:58.000 Aren't these drunks shitty? 1.00

00:41:00.000 Look at the perspective on that carpet.

00:41:05.000 Did a kid draw them?

00:41:07.000 That's the only way it's like, okay.

00:41:08.000 It's so half-assed, too.

00:41:12.000 So he can't...

00:41:13.000 It rhymes this book, by the way.

00:41:14.000 So today he's a walrus, right?

00:41:16.000 That's normal.

00:41:17.000 Thins, a flapping.

00:41:19.000 He had spoons in his mouth.

00:41:20.000 He was pretending to be a walrus.

00:41:23.000 I'm Johnny the Walrus.

00:41:24.000 He said with a roar.

00:41:25.000 The wood floor is my ocean.

00:41:27.000 The carpet's my shore.

00:41:29.000 Swimming around like a walrus.

00:41:30.000 Isn't that silly?

00:41:32.000 Johnny's mom loves her son's make-believe time.

00:41:36.000 You're Johnny the Walrus till you change your mind, mommy says.

00:41:41.000 His mom's phone said it's not just pretend.

00:41:44.000 So she went on her phone and there were people telling her that this isn't pretend.

00:41:47.000 He's really a walrus.

00:41:48.000 Only a big...

00:41:49.000 So of course, stop.

00:41:50.000 So Matt Walsh's contention here is that these moms that say, my son is trans, are doing it because of peer pressure. 1.00

00:41:58.000 And when you see a kid saying something silly, like, I'm a girl when he's a boy, or I'm a boy when he's a girl, these moms go with it and even sort of force it on the child in a Munchausen by proxy scenario in order to virtue signal, yeah,

00:42:14.000 that's definitely a factor.

00:42:16.000 It could also be that these women want this. 1.00

00:42:21.000 They are forcing it on their child because it's cool.

00:42:25.000 It's boring to be a straight white male.

00:42:27.000 And anything close to that, straight white female is boring. 1.00

00:42:30.000 Normal straight kids is boring.

00:42:32.000 You can't be black. 1.00

00:42:33.000 We tried blackface. 0.89

00:42:34.000 You get in trouble for that.

00:42:36.000 So they force their kid to be trans. 0.94

00:42:38.000 So I would say that, though Matt is right, I think there's also cases where the kid is like, what?

00:42:43.000 Okay, I guess I'm a girl now.

00:42:45.000 Like, I don't think it comes from the child 100% of the time.

00:42:49.000 I think sometimes it's introduced to the child.

00:42:51.000 By the way, you want to be a girl.

00:42:53.000 Did you know that?

00:42:54.000 I guess.

00:42:56.000 You wore a dress.

00:42:57.000 It was lying on the ground.

00:42:58.000 I don't know.

00:42:59.000 Well, you're a chick now. 1.00

00:43:00.000 You're a bitch. 1.00

00:43:01.000 How dare you offend?

00:43:03.000 What's a bigot?

00:43:04.000 Anybody know?

00:43:05.000 The mean person, right?

00:43:07.000 Mommy was told to take John for a checkup. 0.88

00:43:11.000 All these people are holding signs.

00:43:12.000 Johnny is a real walrus.

00:43:14.000 One sign says.

00:43:15.000 Human walruses are real walruses.

00:43:17.000 Let Johnny transition, all these people are saying.

00:43:19.000 You'll need to eat worms and to put on gray makeup.

00:43:25.000 The worms give you wind.

00:43:26.000 Stand-up comic for kids.

00:43:28.000 Skers, the gray blends you in, the doctor says. 0.88

00:43:32.000 And a simple procedure cuts feet into fins. 0.95

00:43:36.000 The doctor wants to cut into Johnny and make him into a walrus.

00:43:41.000 Which they do.

00:43:41.000 It's hop surgery, right?

00:43:44.000 It's kind of weird, though.

00:43:45.000 We don't, well, he's not doing it, but our worst fear as conservatives is, you know, teachers talking about sex changes to kids.

00:43:52.000 And Matt Walsh just used a metaphor to describe that.

00:43:56.000 And I don't think any of the kids realize he's talking about a sex change, of course, but it's still pretty sinister.

00:44:01.000 It's a fun book where someone's going to cut fins.

00:44:05.000 Oh, maybe that's the part they think is murder.

00:44:07.000 Anyway, we'll get to that.

00:44:09.000 Eating worms, mom.

00:44:10.000 They're all so dang twitchy.

00:44:12.000 He doesn't want to eat worms.

00:44:13.000 Spoon's got bad for you.

00:44:14.000 I thought I didn't eat worms, but I did.

00:44:19.000 What spoon?

00:44:20.000 Did you hear that?

00:44:22.000 I thought I didn't eat worms, but I did.

00:44:27.000 Spoon's kind of hurt, and the makeup is itchy.

00:44:30.000 Deep down, Johnny's mom knew that spoonful.

00:44:33.000 Something bitchy. 1.00

00:44:34.000 Wrong.

00:44:35.000 Look at Johnny.

00:44:37.000 He's dressed up like a walrus, but he's not having a fun time.

00:44:40.000 But she felt so much pressure, she just went along.

00:44:44.000 The internet people knew just what to do.

00:44:46.000 She went back to the internet to look for answers.

00:44:48.000 Never a good idea.

00:44:53.000 And mommy was told to take John to the zoo. 0.85

00:44:55.000 Now she's going to take her son to go live at the zoo like he's a real walrus.

00:44:59.000 Like when Desmond is amazing, is brought on to talk shows and dances around in a drug days.

00:45:05.000 That's the zoo?

00:45:06.000 When Johnny arrived, the walruses grunted.

00:45:10.000 The mommy says, my boy's a real walrus.

00:45:13.000 His growth was just stunted.

00:45:15.000 She really thinks this kid is a walrus.

00:45:18.000 But he's not.

00:45:20.000 No.

00:45:21.000 The zookeeper thought, what's she talking about?

00:45:24.000 Ma'am, that's just a boy with wood spoons in his mouth.

00:45:27.000 Look at Matt Walsh is in his own book.

00:45:29.000 He's like, Martin Amos does that all the time.

00:45:32.000 Now he's the voice of reason.

00:45:37.000 But if I believe that, they'll say that I'm phobic.

00:45:40.000 Protecting your son, ma'am.

00:45:42.000 Look how bad.

00:45:43.000 Stop.

00:45:44.000 Look how bad these drawings are.

00:45:46.000 It's like sub Ryan.

00:45:49.000 I draw better than that.

00:45:51.000 Well, that's what you just said, but way better.

00:45:53.000 Look at that.

00:45:55.000 Most heroic.

00:45:56.000 That's terrible.

00:45:59.000 Last, Johnny's mommy was able to see that Johnny's not what he's pretending to be.

00:46:05.000 Now, mommy ignores the mean things on her phone while Johnny pretends he's a bird flying home.

00:46:13.000 Washing his gray makeup on.

00:46:14.000 Okay, so sorry to subject you to a children's book, like when we were little.

00:46:18.000 Remember when you were a young teen and you talk on the phone for hours and hours to the girl you liked?

00:46:24.000 Like when you're 14?

00:46:25.000 And she's babysitting and you guys run out of shit to talk about?

00:46:28.000 So she reads you one of the kids' books that she just read to one of the little kids and your ear hurts?

00:46:34.000 Did you do that?

00:46:35.000 No.

00:46:35.000 The only one who did that?

00:46:36.000 Did you do that, Ryan?

00:46:37.000 No.

00:46:38.000 No?

00:46:38.000 No.

00:46:39.000 I could imagine how that would happen, though.

00:46:40.000 This is back when phones had cords and sit there like that.

00:46:44.000 You have to keep switching ears.

00:46:45.000 Oh, yeah, the cord phones?

00:46:46.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:46:47.000 But not specifically the reading of the book.

00:46:49.000 Okay, so I showed you that so you'd have context while the Amazon people freak out.

00:46:55.000 Now, I asked you to record these, Ryan.

00:47:00.000 But they might still...

00:47:01.000 They'll probably still be up.

00:47:02.000 It was on the Daily Mail today.

00:47:06.000 So I guess 19?

00:47:11.000 1999.

00:47:12.000 Yeah, 19 is the place to go.

00:47:15.000 It's the place to be.

00:47:18.000 Don't show the emails.

00:47:19.000 That's the secret.

00:47:22.000 Is that 19?

00:47:24.000 Scroll down.

00:47:26.000 Dude, what are you doing?

00:47:28.000 No, that's not it.

00:47:32.000 Is that Twitter?

00:47:34.000 Yeah.

00:47:35.000 Yeah, so go down.

00:47:39.000 Okay, I'm getting annoyed.

00:47:41.000 Oh, I sent you this.

00:47:43.000 Yeah, there it is.

00:47:43.000 Okay, so blow that up.

00:47:45.000 And this is a Zoom meeting.

00:47:46.000 See how much you can blow it up.

00:47:48.000 Because the only thing that matters is these two people here.

00:47:51.000 I wish I could get a better look at this fucking loser.

00:47:54.000 I could blow it up.

00:47:55.000 Let's see.

00:47:59.000 Look, he's going to cry.

00:48:01.000 You will not believe the way these people talk.

00:48:03.000 And I'm going to show you a chart in a second, 2-0.

00:48:07.000 Everyone's excited about Elon Musk taking over Twitter.

00:48:10.000 He's not yet.

00:48:11.000 Nothing is set in stone.

00:48:12.000 But even if he gets it up to like 50 right, 50 left, which is the left's worst nightmare, we still have a fucking big tech environment that is 98% left, radical left.

00:48:25.000 So these are the people who are controlling Amazon, Apple, fucking Airbnb, banning Michelle Malkin.

00:48:32.000 They really elbowed their way in there.

00:48:35.000 The whole idea of like Elon Musk is coming to save the day, that's just one fucking site.

00:48:41.000 Actually, you know what, Ryan?

00:48:43.000 Pull up that.

00:48:44.000 See if you can leave that poised, but go to 2-0 because I can't stop showing people this chart.

00:48:50.000 I hate when people pull out their phone, but employee donations to midterm candidates by party.

00:48:57.000 Blue is obviously Dems.

00:48:59.000 Red is MEGA.

00:49:00.000 So that's, zoom in on that.

00:49:03.000 Look at that.

00:49:04.000 That's Netflix.

00:49:06.000 99?

00:49:08.000 Twitter is 98.7, okay?

00:49:10.000 That's just one.

00:49:12.000 You got Oracle at the bottom here with like 30%.

00:49:16.000 Intel, still not that high, though.

00:49:19.000 20%.

00:49:20.000 That's still 80% blue.

00:49:22.000 But Apple's a big deal.

00:49:23.000 Stripe, those are the ones who canceled us. 0.98

00:49:26.000 They kicked us off.

00:49:27.000 Lyft kicked off Laura Loomer.

00:49:31.000 We're getting banned all over the place with Google searches, ghosted.

00:49:34.000 Facebook owns Instagram, right?

00:49:37.000 We're banned from that.

00:49:39.000 I'm banned from PayPal.

00:49:41.000 Amazon, we're about to see, that's 89%.

00:49:44.000 So this problem of not just, I'm not just talking about a casually liberal person like Jordan Peterson or Dave Rubin.

00:49:51.000 I'm talking about fucking weirdos.

00:49:54.000 So this is who's running big tech.

00:49:55.000 This is just who's deciding where Michelle Malkin can stay for the night. 1.00

00:50:00.000 So let's go back to that Zoom we had up. 0.98

00:50:07.000 The recommendations that this customer received and that other customers frequently reach out to us about that they're receiving is about a book called Johnny the Walrus.

00:50:17.000 And I want to be very clear, the next two are about books.

00:50:20.000 And I saw someone say, oh, Joy, we're going to talk about one of them because it's been a very traumatic experience for transgender Amazonians and our transgender customers.

00:50:31.000 What I don't want to come out of this.

00:50:34.000 So you've seen the book.

00:50:36.000 It's not even a real book.

00:50:37.000 It's like a cardboard book.

00:50:38.000 It's like 10 pages.

00:50:41.000 They are giving themselves trigger warnings and slowly approaching this thing like it's that arc that makes your face melt in Indiana Jones.

00:50:49.000 Calm the fuck down, you pussies. 1.00

00:50:54.000 You're this scared of a children's book.

00:50:59.000 And it's ironic because they're pretending their fear is about this book hurts children.

00:51:04.000 Meanwhile, their fear is they can't groom children and they can't get children on board with their bizarre sexual agenda under the auspices of protecting children.

00:51:14.000 Depraved.

00:51:16.000 Is slamming the books team with a bunch of tickets.

00:51:24.000 They're already aware of this.

00:51:27.000 There are things in the space that are happening.

00:51:30.000 But Johnny the Walrus is a bit of a problematic.

00:51:34.000 Problematic.

00:51:35.000 There are things in the space that are happening.

00:51:38.000 These people have their own fucking language.

00:51:41.000 Imagine you said that like in the bar.

00:51:44.000 Hey guys, sorry I'm late.

00:51:45.000 There are things in the space that are happening.

00:51:47.000 What?

00:51:49.000 You talk like a fag and your shit's all retarded. 1.00

00:51:52.000 Book.

00:51:53.000 Not a bit.

00:51:54.000 It is.

00:51:57.000 It is not a bit of a problem.

00:51:59.000 It's one Hell of a problem.

00:52:02.000 And I would preface this about what the book's about, but the customer we're going to listen to does a great job.

00:52:11.000 So let's go ahead and listen to this customer.

00:52:14.000 Okay, let's do that.

00:52:22.000 How do they have time to do this shit?

00:52:25.000 To record a book that you are selling.

00:52:30.000 I just checked your website and the book is still up on there.

00:52:39.000 I hate to tell you, but it says that the book that it is shipped and sold from you, it is by Matt Walsh.

00:52:51.000 It is teaching kids to kill, well, to bully transgenders. 0.95

00:53:00.000 Yeah, to bully them into committing suicide.

00:53:03.000 The LGBTQIA.

00:53:06.000 It's about teaching kids to kill.

00:53:09.000 She reigned in that one.

00:53:11.000 But to bully someone into suicide.

00:53:15.000 If you'll recall, there are no kids in that book.

00:53:20.000 Right?

00:53:21.000 Johnny wants to be a walrus.

00:53:23.000 The mom gets bullied.

00:53:25.000 The mom goes and sees some specialists.

00:53:27.000 They want to make things worse.

00:53:29.000 And then a zookeeper says, calm the fuck down. 0.99

00:53:32.000 He's not a walrus.

00:53:34.000 And their life is good again because she stays off her stupid phone. 1.00

00:53:38.000 How do you get killed?

00:53:40.000 It encourages kids to bully to the point of suicide trans kids. 0.63

00:53:46.000 No one was bullying him when he was a walrus.

00:53:48.000 And you'll notice, by the way, the kids in that video we just saw, when they go, he thinks he's a walrus, one of the kids goes, is he or he's not?

00:53:58.000 This is the problem with the left.

00:54:00.000 You end up arguing a hyperbolic version of the truth.

00:54:05.000 I shouldn't have to, I don't want to defend a book that bullies kids into killing themselves.

00:54:10.000 That's not a hill I want to die on.

00:54:12.000 But that's the political sphere they've laid out for us.

00:54:15.000 That's the debate.

00:54:18.000 Transgenders, the story is about a kid who likes to pretend he's different things.

00:54:26.000 And one day he pretends he's a walrus.

00:54:29.000 And the community tells him he either has to be a human or he has to be a walrus or they're going to kill me.

00:54:39.000 Did you hear that?

00:54:41.000 The community tells him he has to be a human or a walrus or they're going to kill him.

00:54:48.000 We are dealing with mentally ill pussies, the mentally ill, and pussies. 1.00

00:54:57.000 Three different groups here with quite a Venn diagram, quite a bit of intersectionality with these pussies. 1.00

00:55:03.000 Like this guy's maybe not mentally ill.

00:55:06.000 I think these two are pussies and the woman on the phone is a mentally ill pussy. 1.00

00:55:11.000 And they're making the decisions about what we can read.

00:55:14.000 And if you want to see how far this is going, there's a great book I always talk about when Harry Became Sally.

00:55:18.000 Go try to find it on Amazon.

00:55:20.000 The only thing that's available is books about how horrible it is.

00:55:24.000 And it's just a Christian perspective on puberty blockers and sex changes and how that's probably not a great idea.

00:55:29.000 It's an idea.

00:55:31.000 But you fuckers burn books and then call us Nazis.

00:55:36.000 Amazing.

00:55:38.000 He can't be both.

00:55:39.000 He can't pretend anymore.

00:55:40.000 Now the author, Matt Walsh, just tweeted this.

00:55:44.000 Swait, stop. 0.83

00:55:45.000 He can't pretend anymore.

00:55:47.000 Of course he can pretend.

00:55:49.000 In fact, the very end of the book, he's a bird.

00:55:51.000 So it's very pro-pretending.

00:55:54.000 The problem is having strangers on the internet tell you and your kid what your kid has to be.

00:56:02.000 This is nothing close to true.

00:56:03.000 Now, she's about to bring up a tweet of his, which is 1-7, Ryan, where he said, my book is now number one on the LGBTQ BIA list, whatever the fuck the acronym is up to now.

00:56:17.000 And that means I'm the number one LGBTQ writer in the country.

00:56:23.000 I now have the number one LGBT book in the country.

00:56:27.000 Any further criticism of me or my book is now homophobic.

00:56:30.000 Checkmate.

00:56:32.000 Funny quip.

00:56:33.000 Very standard comedy, right?

00:56:35.000 That's how you do things.

00:56:38.000 Let's hear her version of this tweet.

00:56:41.000 Yesterday morning at 8.04 a.m., I now have the number one anti-LGBT book.

00:56:51.000 Stop.

00:56:52.000 Did you hear that?

00:56:55.000 She threw the word anti-in there.

00:56:57.000 I now have the anti, the number one anti-LGBTQ.

00:57:03.000 What?

00:57:04.000 This is who's deciding what books you and I are allowed to read.

00:57:09.000 Liars.

00:57:10.000 Lunatics.

00:57:12.000 They could go to Amazon and they can read Worm Loves Worm, which is for three to seven years old.

00:57:19.000 It's about LGBT stuff, of course.

00:57:22.000 There's two probably on my teenage son's reading list in college.

00:57:26.000 I mean, in junior high.

00:57:27.000 They want to get married.

00:57:28.000 Then there's Sparkle Boy.

00:57:31.000 He loves to be abroad.

00:57:32.000 Sparkle Boy.

00:57:33.000 Dude, there's a fucking gay Disney movie out right now where she becomes a gay panda. 1.00

00:57:38.000 Then Jazz Jennings, her buddy.

00:57:40.000 Oh, Jazz Jennings, who cut off his dick.

00:57:42.000 Yeah, and it goes to his dick.

00:57:44.000 And then his mother shoved plastic dildos in the hole so it wouldn't heal.

00:57:48.000 That's not damaging to kids.

00:57:50.000 That's good for kids.

00:57:52.000 Four to eight.

00:57:53.000 You should cut your son's penis off, give him tons of drugs, cut your four-year-old's penis off while you're at it, and then stick plastic things in there with various sizes so the wound doesn't heal. 0.96

00:58:05.000 Jazz Jennings is a fucking gigantic tub of shit now because he's so mentally damaged by the whole process.

00:58:12.000 Who are you?

00:58:13.000 The kid's guide to gender identity.

00:58:15.000 Yep.

00:58:15.000 Great.

00:58:16.000 From two to six years old.

00:58:18.000 So they're not scared of controversial ideas.

00:58:20.000 It's just when it's not up their alley that they have to be banned.

00:58:24.000 But look at these two fucking LARPers taking this dumb bitch seriously. 1.00

00:58:30.000 In the country, any further criticism of me or my book is homophobic.

00:58:39.000 Check, mate.

00:58:43.000 There's no comma there.

00:58:44.000 He's not Australian. 1.00

00:58:46.000 Look how sinister they're making his joke, too.

00:58:48.000 Everyone looks like they're staring at Holocaust photos, mate.

00:58:52.000 You're selling a manual how to teach kids to bully other kids to commit suicide.

00:59:00.000 I talked to, she said she was going to get the book stripped off your site.

00:59:07.000 Now he is bragging that he has the number one book.

00:59:12.000 You are still going to continue to sell it.

00:59:14.000 And now he's bragging and that he's glad it's going to make the LGBTQIA kids, especially transgenders, commit suicide. 1.00

00:59:28.000 He's bragging about it on Twitter.

00:59:30.000 I don't get how they make the leap to suicide.

00:59:32.000 I honestly don't get it.

00:59:33.000 Maybe when the doctor was going to cut the fins off?

00:59:37.000 That's not suicide, though.

00:59:38.000 And if it's a doctor doing it, you'd live.

00:59:41.000 You just have deformed feet.

00:59:43.000 So what the fuck?

00:59:44.000 Has she even read the book?

00:59:46.000 We just did.

00:59:48.000 It takes about a minute.

00:59:50.000 I'm really mad because I have a sibling that is a member of the LGBTQ. 1.00

00:59:55.000 So I'm really mad as well right now.

00:59:57.000 I'm part of the LGBTQIA.

01:00:00.000 Did you hear that?

01:00:01.000 I have a sibling who's a member of the LGBTQIA.

01:00:04.000 See, this is what it's really about.

01:00:05.000 It's about people who were not invited to clubs, who were not invited to parties.

01:00:09.000 Now they're a member of something.

01:00:11.000 They're in a group.

01:00:13.000 They're invited to a party.

01:00:15.000 It's the LGBTQ party.

01:00:17.000 And there's lots of rules.

01:00:19.000 Brian Stettler doesn't want to go to parties with no rules.

01:00:21.000 This is a party all about rules, you fucking fat, ugly nerds.

01:00:26.000 Why'd you take it away?

01:00:28.000 It was done.

01:00:29.000 Yes.

01:00:29.000 Oh, that's the end of it?

01:00:31.000 That's the end, yep.

01:00:32.000 Okay, there's a sequel.

01:00:33.000 If you go down.

01:00:34.000 Okay.

01:00:35.000 So he goes, this is really hard for me.

01:00:36.000 That must be the customer service guy.

01:00:39.000 I can't believe anyone can call Amazon.

01:00:41.000 I would imagine you'd be on hold for about a day.

01:00:45.000 And then she says, no, I am also a member of this elite group, the LGBTQIA.

01:00:51.000 IA.

01:00:53.000 Questioning?

01:00:54.000 Q is queer, right?

01:00:56.000 Queer questioning. 0.80

01:00:57.000 I is.

01:00:59.000 Intersex? 0.75

01:01:00.000 Intersex? 0.75

01:01:01.000 Oh, what the fuck is A?

01:01:02.000 Annoying?

01:01:04.000 Asexual, I bet.

01:01:05.000 O-asexual. 0.98

01:01:07.000 I mean, I don't get laid that much these days.

01:01:09.000 We're having someone do some renovations in the bathroom, so there's always contractors in the day, and then our kids are there at night.

01:01:15.000 So I've been laid in like probably a week and a half.

01:01:19.000 So I guess I'm A. Canadians are all asexual. 1.00

01:01:24.000 No, we're sexual, eh?

01:01:27.000 Give a little bit more commentary about this one.

01:01:31.000 So Johnny the Walrus, this book, takes the form of a children's book.

01:01:36.000 It's like a cardboard, you know, like preschool-style book.

01:01:41.000 And you saw in the customer contact how she was talking about Matt Walsh, the author, bragging about being the number one LGBTQ author in the nation or in the world.

01:01:56.000 Yeah, it's called a joke!

01:01:58.000 As you can see in the screenshot here, the book made it to number one bestseller in LGBTQ books.

01:02:05.000 And actually, I think it was number four of all books for a day.

01:02:10.000 And what does that tell you?

01:02:12.000 They can't draw a conclusion other than this is evil?

01:02:15.000 It's good, and we're sick of your shit, and we see nothing but faggot books in the library. 1.00

01:02:20.000 So we dared to have one that's not like that, and you can't handle it.

01:02:24.000 See, like, that's why it was so important I showed you that chart with the blue and the red.

01:02:29.000 All Elon Musk is suggesting is that we move the meter a little bit closer to the center, but not much, at one social media site.

01:02:38.000 No, they cannot relinquish even a fucking pube of power.

01:02:44.000 It's interesting because he's kind of moving it in a very interesting direction.

01:02:48.000 I don't know if this is a brag or not, but I don't care.

01:02:52.000 I saw that.

01:02:54.000 So let's hear more of them.

01:02:59.000 The like it it's it's bad faith.

01:03:04.000 It's basically abuse of Amazon systems and they're what about all your gay kids' books?

01:03:09.000 Aren't those an abuse of Amazon systems?

01:03:11.000 Aren't those in bad faith?

01:03:14.000 They're intentionally like when I say they, I mean like Matt Walsh and his publishing company and other people like him are taking advantage of Amazon and how the Amazon algorithms work to promote their particular brand of hate and harm on the community.

01:03:35.000 And Chuck, do you want to talk about the other screenshot here?

01:03:41.000 Yes, absolutely.

01:03:42.000 Thank you.

01:03:43.000 Thank you.

01:03:45.000 No, I don't want to talk about it.

01:03:46.000 I don't.

01:03:47.000 I don't want to talk about anything.

01:03:49.000 Will you talk about it?

01:03:50.000 Look at his eyebrows.

01:03:51.000 He's got those Sam Cedar eyebrows.

01:03:54.000 I don't want to talk about it, but this has to be done.

01:03:58.000 And look at, she's had this weird pig and shit grin this whole time. 1.00

01:04:04.000 She's so happy to be here.

01:04:07.000 So we have two screenshots here.

01:04:10.000 The one it shows where Johnny the Walrus was placed because of how they categorized it.

01:04:21.000 And then the publicity that went behind it was number one in LGBTQI literature.

01:04:27.000 Did you see that they changed it to government and politics?

01:04:30.000 And it beat out Obama's book?

01:04:32.000 Oh, really?

01:04:33.000 Yes.

01:04:34.000 Let's see.

01:04:37.000 So, I mean, it's doing pretty good there, too.

01:04:40.000 So they don't like that the free market exists.

01:04:42.000 They're mad.

01:04:43.000 We moved it and you still are winning.

01:04:46.000 This is bad.

01:04:47.000 See, this is why this is a great thing to focus on because they're not concerned about truth.

01:04:52.000 This book is obviously outselling the other books.

01:04:54.000 It's your fucking metrics.

01:04:56.000 So what you're conceding here is that you don't Like relinquishing power, and you don't like losing.

01:05:04.000 This is two people, it's a bunch of people, but these two morons talking about how they can steal power back and rig the system so their propaganda is in the forefront.

01:05:18.000 One of the things that I have to give the books teams credit for is that when we reached out and we were like, this is not where it belongs, and we, you know, and we showed them, you know, and then the subsequent trolling that Matt Walsh was doing, they reclassified it into politics.

01:05:42.000 Yes.

01:05:42.000 But it's still for sale.

01:05:44.000 But it, yeah, it's still for sale.

01:05:48.000 And what is the other part of this that is equally disturbing is he, Matt Walsh is getting ready to release, I believe, a book called What is a Woman?

01:06:03.000 And there's also a documentary that comes with it.

01:06:10.000 Oh my God.

01:06:12.000 Should we just kill him?

01:06:17.000 Jamie Lee shared some information with me about the movie.

01:06:21.000 The documentary that's going along with it, but people are already talking about it.

01:06:25.000 He tricked.

01:06:26.000 It was very much style, tricking transgender people into. 1.00

01:06:34.000 This guy's going for like, this is the Holocaust, and that's his eyebrows and everything. 0.91

01:06:40.000 And then she's just giggling away like a pig who just had cotton candy. 1.00

01:06:44.000 They got to get their story straight.

01:06:46.000 You know, it's so twisted and sad that she could only laugh.

01:06:50.000 Otherwise, she'll cry.

01:06:51.000 I see.

01:06:53.000 People demanding Amazon to stop selling this book are the same people who scream book burning censorship when Lawnboy and Bluest Eye are removed from elementary schools and here are some pics attached.

01:07:06.000 Oh yeah.

01:07:06.000 Yeah, there's no doubt.

01:07:08.000 We all know this to be true, that there is a plethora of perverted gay books that are kid-friendly. 1.00

01:07:15.000 Tons of them.

01:07:16.000 There is one.

01:07:17.000 Oh, there's an N-word.

01:07:18.000 There is one kid's book that doesn't totally, dramatically encourage trans.

01:07:26.000 And it basically just says, I don't think you should listen to the internet.

01:07:29.000 And if your kid thinks he's a walrus or a girl, he's not. 0.99

01:07:38.000 Okay, keep going.

01:07:39.000 We're going long on this.

01:07:41.000 Not understanding what they were participating in.

01:07:44.000 And it's called, What is a Woman? 1.00

01:07:46.000 One man's journey to answer the question.

01:07:49.000 I mean, like, does it, like, let's just back up for a second and say, does a man even belong in this conversation?

01:07:55.000 No, he doesn't.

01:07:57.000 But guess what?

01:07:58.000 We're not.

01:07:58.000 Did you say that to Tyler Perry?

01:08:00.000 Diary of a Mad Black Eye.

01:08:02.000 Is that even gay? 0.93

01:08:04.000 Good question.

01:08:05.000 I bet he has one kid and I bet he's divorced.

01:08:09.000 Let's just back up for a second and say, does a man even belong in this conversation? 0.97

01:08:13.000 No, he doesn't.

01:08:15.000 But guess what?

01:08:16.000 It's not even on sale yet, and it's number one in women's studies.

01:08:23.000 And number one in the other categories that it's available in as well.

01:08:29.000 Why is the right becoming so popular?

01:08:32.000 We have to stop it.

01:08:33.000 We have to throttle it.

01:08:35.000 People like this stuff.

01:08:37.000 We need communism now.

01:08:39.000 If it was communism, we could control all the books, all the thoughts, all the ideas, all the conversations.

01:08:45.000 We need more power.

01:08:47.000 We need less freedom.

01:08:50.000 Man's planning.

01:08:52.000 You know, and this isn't a case of someone exploiting our systems, right?

01:09:01.000 Our systems aren't...

01:09:02.000 They're not set up to catch...

01:09:06.000 The self-publishing authors, they can categorize their books however they want.

01:09:12.000 But he categorized them both correctly.

01:09:15.000 And so, yeah, I want to sh I just...

01:09:24.000 I'm sorry.

01:09:27.000 I want to preface this with...

01:09:28.000 I also...

01:09:29.000 That's not how you fake cry, by the way.

01:09:31.000 If you want to fake cry, you don't just go like...

01:09:35.000 You go...

01:09:37.000 I just feel that we're getting...

01:09:38.000 Sorry, excuse me.

01:09:46.000 Apologize.

01:09:47.000 I apologize.

01:09:48.000 You can't just throw in a quick tear.

01:09:50.000 It's not how tears work.

01:09:52.000 It starts with emotion.

01:09:54.000 Your voice has to break first.

01:09:56.000 And then you spend a bit of momentum.

01:09:57.000 And then it takes you time to be able to talk again.

01:10:01.000 And then you can put your glasses back on.

01:10:03.000 Come on, guy.

01:10:04.000 Amateur hour.

01:10:05.000 The guy's asking, he says right after he cries, he's like, I know it's tough.

01:10:09.000 It'd be really great if the guy was like, no, no, my eyes are just burning from the screen.

01:10:14.000 I'm crying from trying not to laugh at my own bullshit.

01:10:17.000 I'm sorry.

01:10:20.000 I want to preface this with, I also saw someone mention that this is really tough content.

01:10:27.000 And if you're transgender, if you're gender non-binary, and this is super triggering.

01:10:34.000 And this is super, like, it would, like, I would understand if you needed to leave.

01:10:38.000 This is for education for people.

01:10:40.000 I'd understand if you killed yourself and Matt Walsh.

01:10:43.000 Get it, who don't understand.

01:10:45.000 And I would understand if this was a lot.

01:10:49.000 But equally, you know, are crying about a children's book.

01:10:56.000 It's a cardboard book.

01:10:59.000 It's 10 pages.

01:11:00.000 And you're having a meltdown.

01:11:11.000 Brace yourselves.

01:11:13.000 Of Matt Walsh.

01:11:14.000 And I would say, I want you to brace yourselves of Matt Walsh reading his book.

01:11:20.000 Mommy was told that.

01:11:21.000 Okay, so we've already seen that.

01:11:23.000 Unfucking believable.

01:11:41.000 I mean, they're faking.

01:11:44.000 This is really hard because I have a friend who knows someone who's trans or might have been.

01:11:51.000 This is hard.

01:11:52.000 It's like, I mean, I joke about being a war movie vet.

01:11:56.000 I know someone who's, my sibling is asexual.

01:12:00.000 So this is a nightmare for me.

01:12:04.000 Wow.

01:12:05.000 These are the people controlling the American conversation.

01:12:13.000 Okay.

01:12:13.000 I think we should jump over to the mailbag, folks.

01:12:16.000 Oh, aye.

01:12:33.000 The thing you heard playing over that was something else cool that happened at the Reds game.

01:12:37.000 The Reds.

01:12:38.000 The Reds game?

01:12:40.000 Who were the Reds?

01:12:41.000 Cincinnati Reds.

01:12:42.000 Is that your favorite?

01:12:43.000 The Cincinnati Reds, huh?

01:12:45.000 We were playing the Cincinnati Reds?

01:12:48.000 They literally are, dude.

01:12:50.000 Oh.

01:12:52.000 Yeah, they literally are, dude.

01:12:53.000 I'm always right.

01:12:54.000 The Cincinnati Reds.

01:12:57.000 They're playing the Cardinals.

01:12:59.000 Well, whatever.

01:13:00.000 So this is what happened in the Reds game.

01:13:03.000 Guy caught a ball feeding his baby.

01:13:06.000 Baseball is lit right now.

01:13:08.000 There's probably no better today.

01:13:10.000 I saw that.

01:13:12.000 Damn, that's a super dad.

01:13:13.000 I could do that too.

01:13:14.000 I will do that one day.

01:13:16.000 Yeah, I'm sure you will.

01:13:17.000 I will.

01:13:19.000 Better even.

01:13:19.000 Don't bring your baby to a baseball game.

01:13:23.000 It's dumb.

01:13:30.000 Ryerson University name change.

01:13:32.000 More history rewritten and erase.

01:13:34.000 Muslim and heavily accented president and vice chancellor Mohammed Lachemi says they considered 2,600 choices only to end up with Toronto Metropolitan University.

01:13:45.000 So this is Ryerson University.

01:13:48.000 I forget his name.

01:13:49.000 Edgerton Ryerson was a British guy who helped sort of define how public education would go down in Canada, a real pioneer.

01:13:58.000 History is now saying that he wanted education to be white in Canada.

01:14:05.000 Now, like, white was just a given back then.

01:14:09.000 They're taking this multicultural Canada of today and saying, look, everything he wrote, these are all white people.

01:14:15.000 They're writing it for white people. 0.99

01:14:16.000 Well, yeah, that's because that's who was around.

01:14:21.000 You didn't write down white.

01:14:22.000 It didn't occur to you that there was going to be Africans and Southeast Asians and all these other different ethnic groups competing for the culture.

01:14:31.000 It never occurred to you.

01:14:35.000 So he's been canceled and erased, and that school is now Toronto Metropolitan.

01:14:40.000 It's sort of like when people talk about Long Island and they go, they made the bridges low so the blacks couldn't go to Long Island. 0.88

01:14:47.000 New York City, when those bridges were made, was about as black as Maine. 1.00

01:14:52.000 They were keeping the poor out.

01:14:54.000 The poor were Irish and Italian.

01:14:57.000 They were Catholics.

01:14:59.000 It's anti-Catholic bridges, you dumbasses.

01:15:06.000 Here's another fun thing in the war on culture.

01:15:09.000 We now have a new bill, Bill S3736, that states that when minority and women-owned businesses are rejected for loans or whatever, they need a written statement articulating the reasons for rejection.

01:15:30.000 This says passed the Senate and it's about to be delivered to the governor.

01:15:37.000 And the baby monster who wrote in says, should everyone get a written rejection?

01:15:44.000 Like, why don't I get one?

01:15:46.000 Well, you're a white male.

01:15:47.000 You don't deserve to be told why you were rejected.

01:15:50.000 That sounds like a racist law to me.

01:15:53.000 A racist and sexist law.

01:15:55.000 Does it not?

01:15:58.000 Almost someone also on the Canada tip, someone sent us Canada's most wanted list.

01:16:03.000 Almost all are black Arab Muslims and a surprising number of mainly Southeast Asians.

01:16:07.000 So this is funny because we just saw Edgar Ryerson, Edgerton Ryerson get canceled retroactively because he probably didn't want other groups to come into Canada, though there's little evidence of that.

01:16:21.000 And here we are with other groups in Canada.

01:16:23.000 And it seems that the Muslims and the Southeast Asians are more interested with gangification than assimilation, including Tommy No from Vietnam. 0.96

01:16:34.000 These are not small charges, too.

01:16:35.000 Look, murder, murder, murder.

01:16:39.000 Muhammad Rassan, murder.

01:16:42.000 Usman Qasim, murder.

01:16:45.000 They're not sending their best, are they?

01:16:47.000 Look at these fucking miscreants.

01:16:50.000 These amoral criminals.

01:16:54.000 Like, it was hard for me.

01:16:55.000 My citizenship took me 20 years to get.

01:17:00.000 Visas, I had to prove.

01:17:02.000 When I came here with Vice in the late 90s, we had to prove that we were providing a dozen jobs and that the jobs we were doing couldn't be done by anyone else.

01:17:12.000 And then they went, eh, okay, here's a visa, but come back in four years and spend another 10 grand.

01:17:17.000 No problem with Muhammad Hagi, though.

01:17:21.000 He's just welcome to come on in and murder.

01:17:24.000 Same with Abdel Muniyam Abdallah.

01:17:29.000 Like these people must have been taken off the streets of whatever shit shithole country they come from.

01:17:35.000 Oh, finally, a white guy, Blake Charmanoule, but he was just doing the pimping in Quebec.

01:17:44.000 The only time we don't have murder here, it's a guy who was just getting money for sex, for sex work.

01:17:49.000 Pimping ain't easy.

01:17:50.000 Or legal.

01:17:51.000 Ooh, look at this guy, Ronald Jeffrey Back.

01:17:54.000 They had to go back to the 1840s to find another white guy.

01:17:57.000 For wagon sex.

01:17:58.000 Wait, that's me.

01:18:00.000 Holy shit, I'm on it for murder.

01:18:05.000 Yusuf Alley.

01:18:07.000 It was in an alley.

01:18:08.000 Oh, look at this.

01:18:08.000 This is that.

01:18:09.000 Look at Rosaline Mary Wallace. 0.99

01:18:11.000 It looks like a Daniel Klowes cartoon.

01:18:15.000 Bro, what happened to you, lady?

01:18:16.000 Did she eat him? 0.75

01:18:17.000 Did she peck away at his eyes?

01:18:19.000 She looks like a mythical, like a cryptid.

01:18:21.000 And then don't forget Stephen Dung.

01:18:25.000 Dude, this fucking site looks so cool.

01:18:27.000 Like, it looks like...

01:18:28.000 I like the graphic design.

01:18:29.000 Yeah, it's amazing.

01:18:30.000 It looks like what Robocop sees when he's looking for perps.

01:18:32.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:18:33.000 Where are the perps?

01:18:34.000 It's got a lot of punch.

01:18:35.000 Whoa, look at Jabril Elmy.

01:18:37.000 That's a creeper.

01:18:38.000 You know where he immigrated from?

01:18:41.000 Where?

01:18:41.000 Hell.

01:18:43.000 I was going to say he looks like a demon.

01:18:44.000 He's a demon.

01:18:47.000 Like, can we at least stick to the surface when it comes to immigration, please?

01:18:52.000 Can you be of this earth?

01:18:54.000 Surface countries only.

01:18:56.000 No more demons.

01:18:59.000 He looks like the bad guy from Ghost.

01:19:01.000 Is this guy guilty of four counts of having his head shaped like his aspect ratio is off?

01:19:05.000 What the fuck?

01:19:06.000 Well, the previous gang, their initiation was for a 600-pound woman to sit on your head for three days. 1.00

01:19:13.000 They're called the Squash Skulls. 0.94

01:19:15.000 I love that group.

01:19:16.000 They're so awesome.

01:19:17.000 They look like they sat on him the wrong way.

01:19:20.000 Then they changed the rules.

01:19:22.000 No, he was smushed between two big pairs of tits. 1.00

01:19:24.000 I gotcha.

01:19:25.000 That's a fun gang to be initiated into.

01:19:27.000 The Tishmush. 1.00

01:19:28.000 The Titch Smushers.

01:19:29.000 And you know what they do for Emmanuel Rawson's brain there, that guy?

01:19:32.000 You have to give, I mean, I gave the joke away.

01:19:34.000 You have to donate your brain.

01:19:36.000 Oh, I see.

01:19:37.000 He's a brainless fool.

01:19:38.000 All right, we got to go.

01:19:39.000 Let's get to the final vid.

01:19:42.000 EO.

01:19:57.000 So all day, all night, all Amazon, all Twitter, we hear about straight white males, how horrible they are, how traumatizing it is to hear them even question other shit, like trans kids and all that other lunacy.

01:20:12.000 It's very disturbing, and we hate when these people win.

01:20:15.000 So they suck.

01:20:17.000 They're evil.

01:20:19.000 Could be all of this shitting on white people could be leading to the opioid crisis for all we know.

01:20:25.000 These kids get told they suck from kindergarten to college, and eventually they just go, I suck.

01:20:31.000 The earth is over.

01:20:32.000 Climate change.

01:20:33.000 We're all going to die.

01:20:34.000 I want to die.

01:20:35.000 And then they do heroin.

01:20:37.000 They get to feel good for once.

01:20:39.000 And they OD.

01:20:43.000 But occasionally you check in on these evil Westerners and you go, they seem pretty awesome, actually. 1.00

01:20:53.000 Now, I'm not saying these guys are white, but they're definitely Western.

01:20:56.000 And the thing that Western men create is just fantastic.

01:21:01.000 It's so fantastic that they even destroy it cool.

01:21:06.000 Look at them destroy their awesome inventions.

01:21:14.000 That's the best thing I've ever seen.

01:21:18.000 So you take a thing, you put it in whatever, what's that called again?

01:21:23.000 Epoxy or I wanted the floors here to be, by the way.

01:21:27.000 And then you slice it into pieces and you make that a book.

01:21:32.000 I mean, what's cooler?

01:21:37.000 Watch out, Matt Walsh.

01:21:38.000 That's a cooler book.

01:21:40.000 That is a way cooler book than the Walrus book.

01:21:43.000 Look at that.

01:21:44.000 I want to get one of those.

01:21:46.000 Like, the shoe one looks amazing.

01:21:48.000 They got to be selling these things, right?

01:21:50.000 I don't fucking know.

01:21:52.000 I think a Delmaida. 0.78

01:21:56.000 So, yeah.

01:21:58.000 We don't want to get into identity politics.

01:22:00.000 You're the fucking assholes who started it.

01:22:02.000 But when we look into the people we're being told are the worst people alive, they've made some pretty cool shit.

01:22:08.000 So maybe you should just fuck off, get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - April 27, 2022

S4E108 - TESTOSTERONE SHORTAGE

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