Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S4E109

00:00:11.000 Falling asleep in the night.

00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Kevin McKinnon.

00:00:20.000 Delight in the pain.

00:00:24.000 Keep washing the dust off your neck.

00:00:29.000 Now put my name down on the check.

00:00:32.000 But why go out alone, lighting the streets?

00:00:36.000 Stay in my heart.

00:00:42.000 Let me join you across every ocean to show my devotion.

00:00:54.000 Didn't stop the track to look back and look guys with me.

00:00:58.000 Now you're dipping your toe, flipping points on the side.

00:01:02.000 See that was some fag singing a gay song?

00:01:09.000 Meticen, devotion.

00:01:11.000 This is the state of males today.

00:01:13.000 Look at this guy.

00:01:15.000 Go back.

00:01:19.000 Let's hear some more of him.

00:01:28.000 This is what they advocate.

00:01:30.000 This is what they encourage.

00:01:36.000 Oh my God.

00:01:39.000 Revolting.

00:01:40.000 Whoa, whoa.

00:01:41.000 I got so horny.

00:01:42.000 I dropped my pen.

00:01:46.000 So, welcome to the show.

00:01:48.000 It's our new Friday show.

00:01:51.000 You may notice I have a high-viz shirt on.

00:01:53.000 This is my new thing.

00:01:54.000 I'm pushing this on my son.

00:01:55.000 I go, look, we live in a wealthy neighborhood.

00:01:57.000 They're all snobs at your school, and they're obsessed with eugenics.

00:02:01.000 They pretend they're not.

00:02:02.000 But the only reason they care about getting their kids to NYU and all these Ivy League schools, education has zero to do with it.

00:02:09.000 It's eugenics.

00:02:09.000 They want them to meet another rich white person.

00:02:12.000 They're Jewish.

00:02:13.000 They want it to be Jewish.

00:02:14.000 They want to keep it in the family.

00:02:16.000 They want to keep the genes going.

00:02:19.000 At the same time, pretending they love multiculturalism and diversity.

00:02:22.000 That's all a lie.

00:02:25.000 So I go, look, you're good at starting trends.

00:02:27.000 He started this whole trend at his grade school before junior high where he would bring a wiffleball bat to school because you're allowed to play wiffle ball.

00:02:37.000 But he would jack it and he would open the top and then put in rolled-up newspapers and cram them in there until it was almost as heavy as a wood bat.

00:02:46.000 And then all the kids started having these bootleg bats.

00:02:49.000 And you drive by the school and you just see like 30 boys with these bats that have been taped up.

00:02:55.000 The McInneses were born leaders.

00:02:58.000 And I go, this is a new thing, dude.

00:03:01.000 Start wearing high-viz shirts because it's going to drive the parents insane and they won't be able to articulate why.

00:03:10.000 If you wear high-viz, orange or green, you look working class.

00:03:14.000 And that is everybody in Westchester's worst fucking nightmare.

00:03:18.000 Their son getting a trade, suicide.

00:03:23.000 He's going to marry a barmaid and our whole gene pool has been polluted.

00:03:28.000 So it's just a color, but it's a major rebellion, my friend.

00:03:33.000 Please do it.

00:03:34.000 So I want to propose something.

00:03:36.000 I got to get a bunch of High-Viz shirts.

00:03:37.000 I bought this off a guy that was fixing my bathroom this morning.

00:03:40.000 I go, can I buy that off you?

00:03:42.000 I'll give you like 40 bucks.

00:03:43.000 And he goes, they give these to me free.

00:03:46.000 He was so confused.

00:03:48.000 And he's kind of Mexican-esque, very tall, though.

00:03:51.000 Maybe that's the different, maybe that's Dominican.

00:03:54.000 But I go, okay, well, if it's like a thing that's important to you, I tried to buy a Kellogg's baseball hat at a truck stop once from a trucker.

00:04:03.000 And he's like, no, no, these are hard to get.

00:04:04.000 You've got to drive for 20 years to get these.

00:04:06.000 I was like, okay.

00:04:08.000 It's Obedal.

00:04:08.000 It's a trophy.

00:04:09.000 I got you.

00:04:10.000 So I backed off.

00:04:12.000 And then later he comes and it's all folded up.

00:04:14.000 It reeks, by the way, of fucking cologne.

00:04:16.000 These fucking Hispanics.

00:04:19.000 And he goes, I have another one of these.

00:04:21.000 Here, take it, take it.

00:04:21.000 And I go, I'll give you the money.

00:04:22.000 No, no, no, no, don't worry about it.

00:04:23.000 I got it for free.

00:04:26.000 And look how cool the back is.

00:04:28.000 Can you see that?

00:04:29.000 Yeah.

00:04:32.000 Like boxing gloves.

00:04:35.000 Bongino construction injury lawyer.

00:04:39.000 So here's the deal.

00:04:41.000 We are making high-viz shirts.

00:04:43.000 I'm on it right now.

00:04:44.000 I sent you the designs, Ryan.

00:04:47.000 Do you think that I said to the cartoonist, please make the depiction of Ryan on the front as racist as possible?

00:04:54.000 That's pretty good.

00:04:56.000 So that's the most racist he can go.

00:04:57.000 He's a Mexican who drew that, so they're not comfortable being racist.

00:05:02.000 He's got my earring in the wrong ear, the gay ear.

00:05:04.000 Yeah, because you come from the fag zone.

00:05:07.000 I don't.

00:05:08.000 Why is there a mouse on your head?

00:05:09.000 I don't understand it.

00:05:10.000 Is that like ratitude?

00:05:11.000 I don't remember ever saying.

00:05:13.000 Oh, maybe, yeah.

00:05:14.000 Have you ever had a mouse on your head?

00:05:15.000 I've never had a mouse on my head.

00:05:16.000 I've never had a mouse on my head.

00:05:18.000 Me neither.

00:05:18.000 Nor have we ever mentioned it.

00:05:20.000 You just said, I said, have you ever had a mouse on your head?

00:05:22.000 You said no.

00:05:23.000 And I said, I've never...

00:05:23.000 I never had a mouse on my head.

00:05:25.000 And then you go, me neither.

00:05:26.000 We already covered you.

00:05:27.000 Okay.

00:05:29.000 Just want to make damn sure everybody knows.

00:05:31.000 When I came into the gym this morning, I had my motorcycle helmet on.

00:05:34.000 And Larry goes, can you kind of see me through the visor?

00:05:37.000 It's tinted.

00:05:37.000 And he's like, oh, I thought that was you.

00:05:39.000 And then when I took my hat off, and he goes, but it was you.

00:05:45.000 And then he goes, you're going six rounds today.

00:05:50.000 When you're sparring, you're going six rounds.

00:05:52.000 And I go, who, me?

00:05:53.000 Because my record is three.

00:05:55.000 And he goes, no, not you.

00:05:58.000 Not me.

00:05:59.000 You.

00:06:00.000 Like, is he a genius or a retard?

00:06:03.000 I don't know.

00:06:04.000 I thought that was you, but it's you.

00:06:06.000 Anyway.

00:06:08.000 So here's the deal, folks.

00:06:10.000 Pull up the whole high-viz shirt, Ryan.

00:06:12.000 We're going to make it an orange.

00:06:13.000 I might be able to do long sleeve.

00:06:15.000 I'm not sure.

00:06:15.000 That's the orange one.

00:06:16.000 It's got me on the back.

00:06:18.000 That's our actual call-in number.

00:06:22.000 They're both so sick.

00:06:23.000 You got to get both.

00:06:25.000 Maybe.

00:06:26.000 I have two high-viz shirts of my own.

00:06:28.000 I love my high-viz shirt.

00:06:30.000 And when you wear it around like wealthy areas or even in New York City, it says a lot.

00:06:36.000 It's very weird.

00:06:37.000 It's a very us and them thing.

00:06:39.000 It totally separates you from the middle classes and the upper classes.

00:06:44.000 They don't see you anymore.

00:06:46.000 They respect you because you're working hard.

00:06:48.000 It's not like they see you as a scumbag, but you're just like...

00:06:51.000 You realize there really is a class system in America.

00:06:54.000 They totally deny it, and we always think of it as a British thing, but it exists, and I love fucking with it.

00:06:58.000 So anyway, please send me a large.

00:07:01.000 They have to pay four different models for the shirt.

00:07:04.000 Unless that guy's got the weirdest haircut ever.

00:07:08.000 So put up, can you make a card for this address, Ryan?

00:07:11.000 Mark that down.

00:07:12.000 So send it to Compound Media.

00:07:14.000 Say Gavin McInnes, care of Compound Media, and then that's 213 West 35th Street, 10001, New York.

00:07:28.000 And you send me a large of your High-Viz company, and I'll send you a free High-Viz GOML shirt.

00:07:36.000 Specify whether you want high-viz green or high-vis orange.

00:07:40.000 And we'll do a trade.

00:07:42.000 You send me a high-vis, I'll send you a High-Viz.

00:07:44.000 Deal.

00:07:45.000 And I don't care if it has paint on it and shit.

00:07:48.000 But I prefer not.

00:07:51.000 Also in the news, my MetSpet.

00:07:55.000 See, this is why I did this Metz bet, because the mathematics of it is interesting.

00:07:59.000 They're getting more and more popular.

00:08:01.000 They're number one in the whole league, right?

00:08:03.000 Forget baseball.

00:08:04.000 I know you don't all love it.

00:08:07.000 But as they get more popular, they become the favorite.

00:08:09.000 The more the favorite they are, the less of the payout.

00:08:12.000 So though I'm on a crazy winning streak of 14, you'd think this is what's 14?

00:08:19.000 You'd think I'd have 800 bucks by now.

00:08:21.000 $1,400 minus $600.

00:08:23.000 But I only have $655 because they're getting more and more popular.

00:08:29.000 So as the season goes on, even if my wins improve, my money's not going to proportionately improve.

00:08:39.000 And then as they get worse, they'll become less popular and my wins will be worth more again.

00:08:45.000 This is why I wanted to do every single game.

00:08:48.000 See what happened.

00:08:50.000 But yes, this is important here.

00:08:52.000 Ryan, you're one of the dumbest people I've ever met.

00:08:55.000 So I'm going to give you this mind puzzle.

00:08:57.000 Great.

00:08:58.000 And you'll see if you can handle it.

00:08:59.000 Ready?

00:09:01.000 What's 8 plus 5?

00:09:03.000 That would be 13.

00:09:05.000 Okay.

00:09:06.000 Number two.

00:09:08.000 There's a barber shop below our gym.

00:09:10.000 There's two guys that work there.

00:09:12.000 The owner who has hair.

00:09:13.000 Yes.

00:09:13.000 Fuck you.

00:09:15.000 And then his simple-minded brother who fucks some woman in the parking lot, a married woman, every month.

00:09:21.000 Wow.

00:09:21.000 They have a deal.

00:09:22.000 They're all Armenians.

00:09:24.000 Shaloo, we've got a deal.

00:09:26.000 My buddy has two sons, right?

00:09:30.000 But one of them is a hermaphrodite.

00:09:33.000 So it's two penises, one vagina.

00:09:34.000 Gotcha.

00:09:35.000 No, I'm just kidding.

00:09:36.000 He has two sons.

00:09:36.000 They're perfectly normal.

00:09:38.000 And the mom says they're divorced.

00:09:41.000 I'm not a fan of the mom, Puerto Rican.

00:09:43.000 We know how they are.

00:09:45.000 The mom says, okay, you go get him a haircut, but make sure that you only get the bald guy.

00:09:51.000 The guy with the head, he always fuck up our kids' hair.

00:09:54.000 Which is not true.

00:09:56.000 I've had haircuts from both guys.

00:09:57.000 They're fine.

00:09:59.000 So he goes, he says to me, I got kind of a Seinfeld problem here.

00:10:03.000 Okay, what do you got?

00:10:04.000 I love problems.

00:10:06.000 But I don't have the answer to this one.

00:10:08.000 My two boys are going to go get their haircut.

00:10:15.000 My wife said, my ex-wife is adamant that we only go to the bald guy.

00:10:21.000 And if I do anything wrong, she's going to wrap, their kids will wrap me out and it'll be a big issue.

00:10:29.000 I don't want to get into it.

00:10:30.000 So what do I do?

00:10:32.000 And I go, first I go, well, you got to go there when the guy with the hair, the owner, is already busy with the client.

00:10:40.000 Right.

00:10:40.000 But how do you know that?

00:10:42.000 And it's a big, big window at this barber shop.

00:10:45.000 So you can see someone go, oh, fuck, and leave.

00:10:50.000 He'd have to walk by and just sort of glance in and keep walking.

00:10:55.000 So if that guy is busy, the guy with the hair, then you bring in the kid.

00:10:59.000 But you better hope that the bald guy finishes the first kid before the guy with the hair is done.

00:11:05.000 Or he's going to say, come here, come here.

00:11:06.000 Right.

00:11:10.000 So I think the and then he goes, well, why don't I just go there with my two sons?

00:11:15.000 And even if they're both available, I'll say, we're going to both be the bald guy for both.

00:11:20.000 Yeah, why not?

00:11:22.000 I don't think you understand male culture.

00:11:25.000 I have an idea.

00:11:26.000 So you scope out the best.

00:11:27.000 I have an idea.

00:11:27.000 Why don't you get your hair out of your face, you teenage maul goth?

00:11:31.000 I just got back from Doomerfest.

00:11:33.000 I'm feeling a little doomy as all.

00:11:35.000 So you go in.

00:11:36.000 It was like a week ago.

00:11:38.000 Still.

00:11:39.000 You go in and you see if he's busy.

00:11:43.000 And if the guy is not busy, the guy you don't want, then you come in and you're like, are you guys going to be free a little later today?

00:11:51.000 We can't do it now, but we're just checking to see if we could make an appointment.

00:11:54.000 That's terrible.

00:11:54.000 Already out of the gate terrible.

00:11:56.000 I already solved that portion of the problem.

00:11:58.000 You just walk by and you look in and keep walking.

00:12:01.000 You don't peek in.

00:12:03.000 That's a tiny, tiny part of the problem.

00:12:05.000 The problem is you make your way all the way over there.

00:12:08.000 He lives in Yonkers.

00:12:10.000 You make your way over there.

00:12:11.000 It's like 15, 20 minutes.

00:12:13.000 You get there.

00:12:13.000 They're both like this.

00:12:15.000 Now, if you go into that barber shop and you say, I want both boys to do, your brother to do both my boys, while you sit there, that's a massive fuck you.

00:12:27.000 You're saying, hey, you, owner of this barber shop, guy who taught your brother how to cut hair, you suck.

00:12:34.000 So I would think you just tell your wife to fuck off.

00:12:37.000 What's she going to do?

00:12:37.000 Divorce you?

00:12:38.000 She's your ex.

00:12:41.000 I have another idea.

00:12:42.000 I have another idea.

00:12:44.000 Okay.

00:12:44.000 Two separate visits.

00:12:45.000 Oh, no, this has got to be done by tomorrow.

00:12:47.000 I was going to say, go two separate visits.

00:12:50.000 Okay, what's your idea?

00:12:51.000 Okay, mine is the dad sacrifices his hair and but I thought of that.

00:12:59.000 It's too expensive.

00:13:01.000 He's divorced.

00:13:02.000 50% of his salary goes to the wife.

00:13:04.000 So now you just added another 25 bucks.

00:13:08.000 Frig.

00:13:11.000 Do you have the answer for it?

00:13:13.000 Or we're still brainstorming?

00:13:14.000 It's got to happen tomorrow.

00:13:16.000 So one idea I had was: okay, you take one boy there, then you go and get a slice of pizza with the other boy.

00:13:22.000 Right?

00:13:23.000 And then you come back right as he's done the first boy.

00:13:28.000 You have to time that exquisitely.

00:13:32.000 A, like the second the last snip is done, you have to come in with your boy, or else the guy with the hair is going to go, I'll take your son.

00:13:39.000 Right.

00:13:40.000 So that's not going to work.

00:13:42.000 And also, say you show up, right?

00:13:44.000 And they're both available.

00:13:47.000 You still have to go, all right, let's do you again, Baldy.

00:13:50.000 And the guy who owns the barbershop's like, what?

00:13:53.000 Do they want the hair?

00:13:54.000 And then the guy with the barbershop is going to go, why'd you go get pizza with one kid?

00:13:56.000 What the fuck?

00:13:57.000 What if you say they want the exact same haircut?

00:14:00.000 And the only way really to do that is to get bald guy.

00:14:03.000 A man who's been cutting hair for 30 years can handle a child's haircut.

00:14:10.000 Is there something he offers that the other guy doesn't?

00:14:14.000 What are you talking about?

00:14:17.000 Like zipping?

00:14:18.000 Like doing like a hair zip?

00:14:20.000 Yeah, the other guy, the guy who taught his brother how to be a barber taught him so well that he can do things that the original guy can't even do.

00:14:28.000 I'm going to call him.

00:14:31.000 Oh, you know what would be funny if I called the barbershop and said, if this guy shows up, he doesn't want you to do his hair because he thinks you're racist.

00:14:41.000 Oh, that's a good one.

00:14:47.000 All right, let's see.

00:14:48.000 What's up, Gavin?

00:14:49.000 Hey, man, you're live on the air.

00:14:50.000 Don't worry, you're still anonymous.

00:14:53.000 We're trying to figure out what to do about this barbershop.

00:15:00.000 You know what?

00:15:01.000 I don't know.

00:15:04.000 I think I'm just going to go take the one boy in.

00:15:09.000 And then when the other guy says, have your other son come here, I'm just going to say, no, I can't do it.

00:15:14.000 Holy shit, are you crazy?

00:15:16.000 Totally.

00:15:17.000 That, you just...

00:15:18.000 But why are you going with your ex-wife over the barber?

00:15:24.000 Because it's going to.

00:15:28.000 Cause problems?

00:15:30.000 I'm going to lie about it.

00:15:31.000 Then my boy's going to give me up.

00:15:33.000 No, but why don't you just...

00:15:34.000 Because she's wrong.

00:15:35.000 I've had haircuts from both those guys.

00:15:37.000 It's the same haircut.

00:15:38.000 The bald guy's not better.

00:15:40.000 He's way better.

00:15:42.000 What are you talking about?

00:15:43.000 Way better?

00:15:44.000 Where do you think Baldy learned how to cut hair?

00:15:47.000 Himself.

00:15:48.000 That's why he's always bald.

00:15:49.000 And he does it more because his brother's always out of the shop doing other things now.

00:15:55.000 All right.

00:15:55.000 Well, let me know how it goes.

00:15:57.000 But you are treading on some fucking dangerous territory.

00:16:00.000 I am.

00:16:00.000 I'm going to do it.

00:16:01.000 I'm going to do it.

00:16:02.000 Well.

00:16:03.000 All right.

00:16:03.000 Yeah, I'm going for it.

00:16:04.000 I'll see you.

00:16:06.000 Got another idea.

00:16:07.000 That's such a fuck you.

00:16:09.000 I would be mortified if I owned a barber shop and people were not wanting me to cut their kids.

00:16:16.000 And it's a kid.

00:16:17.000 Who cares?

00:16:18.000 I've got two ideas.

00:16:19.000 Okay.

00:16:20.000 One of them, you kiss the hair barber's ass and you're like, listen, I know your brother.

00:16:24.000 You're still teaching him, right?

00:16:25.000 He learned everything from you.

00:16:28.000 We're going to give him some business because I know you're probably, everybody wants you.

00:16:31.000 We're going to make him feel better.

00:16:32.000 And then he goes, we both own the shop.

00:16:34.000 I don't.

00:16:36.000 You taught him.

00:16:37.000 Everybody goes to you.

00:16:38.000 I want to make him feel better about himself.

00:16:40.000 You don't pay the barber.

00:16:42.000 Where do you live?

00:16:43.000 You pay the barber shop.

00:16:45.000 They go to the till.

00:16:46.000 No, no, no.

00:16:47.000 Make him feel good.

00:16:48.000 You'd be like, I just want to make him feel good about himself.

00:16:50.000 Everybody wants you all the time.

00:16:51.000 They're like, oh, let's get it.

00:16:52.000 So the tip, the $5 tip, you're talking about.

00:16:55.000 I'm talking about just the service, like the same thing we're trying to avoid, which is hurting people's feelings.

00:17:00.000 Be like, listen, I'm going to go with bald guy for both of my sisters.

00:17:03.000 Then he'll say, he's like, I'm just sitting here.

00:17:06.000 I'll cut his hair.

00:17:06.000 I'll give him the tip.

00:17:07.000 You give him the tip.

00:17:08.000 I don't care.

00:17:08.000 It'll make it feel better if we get both of his hair.

00:17:10.000 Plus, this barbershop is tiny.

00:17:12.000 So Baldi's hearing everything.

00:17:14.000 I don't know if you think we're getting our hair cut at Madison Square Garden.

00:17:17.000 At a black barbershop.

00:17:18.000 It's loud.

00:17:20.000 You got to scream.

00:17:21.000 Here's another idea.

00:17:22.000 You say, I'm filming a video.

00:17:24.000 I want to see if you can cut two of my boys' hair at the same time, Baldy.

00:17:29.000 That's also amazing.

00:17:31.000 You are gifted.

00:17:31.000 It's going to go viral with idiocy.

00:17:33.000 That's fantastic.

00:17:34.000 No, but we have new information now.

00:17:37.000 This gentleman thinks that it's true that Baldi does cut hair better.

00:17:41.000 In that case, the insult is justified, and now it's totally different.

00:17:46.000 Now it's like, I'm getting Baldy to cut both hairs.

00:17:48.000 Sorry if that hurts your feelings, but that's the way I feel.

00:17:51.000 That I don't mind as much.

00:17:52.000 So now it's a brutal insult that's devastating, but deserved.

00:17:57.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:17:59.000 I don't want to fuck Lena Dunham.

00:18:01.000 It's very mean that someone this ugly and old would reject you, but it's the truth, so I don't care.

00:18:10.000 All right, we've solved that.

00:18:11.000 Someone told me I was on Come Town?

00:18:13.000 Oh, yes, The Come Town Show.

00:18:15.000 What is that again?

00:18:16.000 It's Nick Mullen.

00:18:18.000 It's Stavros, and it's...

00:18:20.000 Oh, so those are the guys.

00:18:22.000 They're very politically incorrect, right?

00:18:24.000 Lots of cum and nigger and shit and tits and kind.

00:18:27.000 They're always finding fun ways to say the n-word and stuff like that.

00:18:30.000 It's a funny show.

00:18:31.000 I went through like a phase of it where I was like listening to basically only this for like two months.

00:18:34.000 I like the guy missing his tooth.

00:18:36.000 I've watched his stand-up.

00:18:37.000 He's Nick Mullen.

00:18:38.000 I've had him on the show before.

00:18:39.000 He's good.

00:18:40.000 Now, Adam is the one that makes a statement about you that's not so savory, but Adam is a bug.

00:18:46.000 He's an actual insect.

00:18:47.000 It's been proven.

00:18:48.000 So I wouldn't be too hurt about it.

00:18:50.000 I don't get your joke.

00:18:52.000 He's a bug.

00:18:52.000 He's an insect.

00:18:53.000 Look at him.

00:18:54.000 Okay.

00:18:57.000 So here they are talking about how somebody was canceled because they were on your show.

00:19:01.000 Friends with anyone that works at the stand or whatever.

00:19:06.000 Scott Chaplin got fucking canceled for having gone on a compound media show.

00:19:12.000 Oh, he went on Gavin McGinnis.

00:19:13.000 Because the booker, the guy who books the stand, like, was just asking people to go on there because he was booking Gavin McGuinness.

00:19:18.000 You didn't know who Gavin was.

00:19:19.000 No one knew.

00:19:20.000 And I suppose you do whatever you can.

00:19:23.000 Yeah, you're a comic.

00:19:24.000 You're making zero dollars.

00:19:26.000 You're like, yeah, I'll do the Nazi power hour.

00:19:28.000 Comedy Central took the roast away from him because of that.

00:19:31.000 They were like, oh, we can in good conscience.

00:19:33.000 Very funny comedian.

00:19:34.000 Which it's like, I wish I could know the names of the people that made that decision at Comedy Central and then figure out a way to hurt those people.

00:19:43.000 Not physically, but make sure that just what kind of two-faced spinelessness it takes to fucking like a guy that's worked for 10 years on something, to take that away from him because it's the one year in your entire life where you're pretending you have some kind of professional morality.

00:20:00.000 Oh, when you became in good control not if you went on, not if you went on Gavin's show.

00:20:05.000 Yeah.

00:20:07.000 He was just like the guy that sold vice.

00:20:11.000 It was like before he became a Nazi, right?

00:20:13.000 Yeah, I mean, he was like a misogynist or whatever.

00:20:15.000 But like, who the fuck cares?

00:20:16.000 I like how I'm a Nazi.

00:20:17.000 It's just a normal fact.

00:20:19.000 I wonder if he's saying it facetiously, like, before he came a Nazi, like, in the eyes of the public or whatever, because I don't know if he cares either way.

00:20:25.000 I've heard them bring you up before, and it was copacetic, you know?

00:20:29.000 But isn't that crazy?

00:20:30.000 Because that guy was on my show a million years ago, and it was for a second.

00:20:34.000 When I first started doing Compound, I would have like four comedians on an episode.

00:20:40.000 And then I said, stop, because they're all pussies, and they're not funny, and they're so paranoid about saying the wrong thing that they made for terrible guests, minus with a few exceptions.

00:20:51.000 You know, their own audience, like that picture of Nick right there is him at like a commercial, like a pretty big commercial.

00:20:58.000 He's going to get paid a lot of money for it.

00:21:00.000 And they pulled him out of it and they canceled it because his fans, the fans of his own podcast, like notified them that he said off-color shit or whatever.

00:21:09.000 Very terrible.

00:21:10.000 I hate that.

00:21:11.000 It's terrible.

00:21:12.000 It's so fucked up.

00:21:13.000 But it happens to everyone.

00:21:15.000 I had a lawyer that I worked with a while ago say that his Jewish friends found out that he had done some work for me years ago and they X'd him and they don't want to hear any explanation.

00:21:24.000 They're done.

00:21:25.000 And he's a liberal.

00:21:27.000 And then they had a sales guy reach out who worked with us back when we were free speech.tv.

00:21:33.000 He said he's unemployable now because when you Google him and do a deep dive, you see that he worked for us.

00:21:40.000 Like he did a mail out.

00:21:41.000 I hated his guts.

00:21:42.000 The mail that he did for us, he spelled censored wrong.

00:21:49.000 When we first changed the name from Free Speech to Censored, he put out a big mass email before I was canceled from that.

00:21:55.000 And he spelled censored wrong.

00:21:58.000 How did he spell it?

00:21:59.000 I think he spelled it C-E-N-C-O-R-E-D.

00:22:03.000 Anyway, he wants to sue me because I've ruined his life.

00:22:05.000 Wow.

00:22:06.000 And I'm like, I don't understand your legal case, sir.

00:22:09.000 Like, David Cross, jackass, does everyone I've ever hung out with get to sue me?

00:22:13.000 What about Jennifer Aniston?

00:22:15.000 Wouldn't he sue me?

00:22:16.000 It seems like he would be on your side of the case.

00:22:20.000 It's you guys versus the world who cancels people over you.

00:22:25.000 You're on the same side.

00:22:26.000 The world is canceling him because of you.

00:22:28.000 Yeah, but that's not how people think.

00:22:30.000 Even my wife is guilty of thinking, what have you done as opposed to fuck these people?

00:22:35.000 Nothing.

00:22:36.000 It's crazy.

00:22:37.000 All right, let's start the show.

00:22:39.000 Yeah.

00:22:40.000 So it comes from this side?

00:22:42.000 No, it comes from that side.

00:22:43.000 I can't believe I'm still on cameo that I'm allowed to exist on there.

00:22:46.000 Well, let's complain.

00:22:48.000 No.

00:22:58.000 It's so badass to go like this.

00:23:00.000 That felt cool.

00:23:01.000 Especially in pictures.

00:23:03.000 Or this is really crazy.

00:23:04.000 If someone's taking a picture and you go, damn.

00:23:08.000 Okay.

00:23:10.000 You're cool.

00:23:10.000 You're a badass if you give the finger in a picture.

00:23:14.000 Dude.

00:23:15.000 Fucking call Mikey.

00:23:17.000 Dude, big news.

00:23:19.000 Big fucking news.

00:23:20.000 Big sister is watching you.

00:23:23.000 This is insane.

00:23:26.000 So around the same time, Elon bought Twitter.

00:23:29.000 And pull up that chart I love.

00:23:31.000 Oh, yes.

00:23:32.000 The left feels threatened now because they may not have a complete monopoly on Twitter.

00:23:37.000 Twitter is 96% left, right?

00:23:41.000 Look at all of this shit.

00:23:43.000 This is the internet.

00:23:44.000 This is the world we're living in now.

00:23:46.000 This is big tech.

00:23:47.000 It's all blue with a few little drops of red blood on the right.

00:23:54.000 But because Twitter may go all the way up to 50, again, even if Elon brings this blue and red line to 50, which he won't, it'll still be a very leftist platform.

00:24:05.000 So let's say he might bring it to here, right?

00:24:08.000 This might all be red.

00:24:10.000 Even if he does that, we're still in an ocean of blue, boys and girls.

00:24:14.000 You're still winning, but no, they can't relinquish the slightest bit of power.

00:24:18.000 So to counteract it, the DNC, the American government has hired a minister of information.

00:24:26.000 And it's a stupid bitch.

00:24:29.000 Just to be safe.

00:24:31.000 Her name is Janky, Nina Jankowicz.

00:24:35.000 And this is just fucking, I don't even know where to begin with her.

00:24:40.000 She was, she's a typical DNC shill.

00:24:43.000 She was outraged that people thought the Hunter Biden laptop was real.

00:24:48.000 She is pro-Trump dossier.

00:24:51.000 She's pro-Christopher Steele.

00:24:54.000 She rolls her eyes to this day at the concept of a laptop.

00:25:02.000 That's just a Trump bullshit thing.

00:25:06.000 Check out this.

00:25:07.000 Where's that tweet I had?

00:25:10.000 Look at 1.4.

00:25:11.000 This is her mindset, okay?

00:25:14.000 What this is about is we have to gauge the internet.

00:25:17.000 We have to control the American conversation because we're scared of domestic terrorism.

00:25:22.000 And that is, of course, you, me, the rice ball.

00:25:28.000 That is their biggest fear.

00:25:30.000 So the goal of this is to make January 6th into 9-11 and to trivialize black extremism, Mexican crime, BLM, Antifa, radical left.

00:25:43.000 You minimize all those and you grab the granny who meandered into the Capitol and you make her into fucking Adolf Hitler, which is ironic because Hitler had a minister of information.

00:25:54.000 It's in George Orwell's 1984.

00:25:59.000 The ministry of Truth.

00:26:00.000 Stalin, didn't Stalin?

00:26:02.000 Yeah, Joseph Stalin had a ministry of truth.

00:26:04.000 We now have a ministry of truth.

00:26:06.000 I used to make Stalinist metaphors to be hyperbolic.

00:26:09.000 Now they're not even metaphors, they're duplications.

00:26:13.000 So here she is, this stupid, horrible cow, back before Trump was in office, right?

00:26:19.000 2020?

00:26:20.000 Am I stupid?

00:26:20.000 No, no.

00:26:21.000 He was in office.

00:26:22.000 When he was rerunning, second term.

00:26:24.000 And she's saying that you and I are going to go to the voting booths with AKs and just stare people down and intimidate voters so they're too scared to vote for Biden.

00:26:34.000 Like the Black Panthers did during the Obama war.

00:26:36.000 Exactly.

00:26:37.000 That's literally what the new Black Panther Party did.

00:26:40.000 They showed up to the polls armed.

00:26:42.000 See, that's a perfect example of what is going on here.

00:26:44.000 They take black extremism, hide it, and they replace it with white extremism in order to win.

00:26:51.000 This is, you know what this is?

00:26:52.000 This is inept.

00:26:55.000 Because you're really playing your fucking hand here.

00:26:59.000 You're saying the quiet part out loud.

00:27:01.000 We want to control the narrative.

00:27:05.000 So go back to her.

00:27:06.000 This is 2020 saying that I'm going to be scaring off the DNC with liberal voters with my guns.

00:27:13.000 Which groups specifically are considered at this point the biggest threat, most likely to cause civil unrest at or around election day?

00:27:24.000 Well, Jim, I think with the president's remarks at the debate last Tuesday night, encouraging all of his supporters to go and watch, along with the Trump campaign's recruitment of election observers in a very strange and militarized way, calling it the Trump Army and asking supporters to enlist,

00:27:42.000 I think there's a general concern about Trump supporters potentially showing up armed to the polls and these sorts of voter suppression, voter intimidation, that's illegal everywhere.

00:27:57.000 So this is some of her live tweets during the debates.

00:28:00.000 Back on the laptop from hell, she rolls her eyes.

00:28:06.000 She says in 2020, she also said there is more doubt on the provenance of the New York Post's Hunter Biden story.

00:28:13.000 She was pro the New York Post being censored on Twitter for the Hunter Biden story.

00:28:20.000 This is spooky.

00:28:24.000 Biden's minister of truth.

00:28:25.000 Force away.

00:28:26.000 Lock us down.

00:28:27.000 Anyway, long time story short, I think we as a country...

00:28:29.000 Wait, go back up.

00:28:33.000 Might be too free-spirited, to put it diplomatically.

00:28:37.000 We're too free here to comply with social distancing recommendations unless they're forced upon us.

00:28:42.000 So force away.

00:28:43.000 Force away.

00:28:47.000 This woman is a fucking genetic communist.

00:28:51.000 She doesn't have freedom in her DNA.

00:28:53.000 So Bik posted this.

00:28:54.000 I saw it, so now you have to see it.

00:29:00.000 Way to make me not like tits.

00:29:04.000 Oh.

00:29:04.000 Listen close to everybody's heart and hear that the Ministry of Cringe much?

00:29:18.000 Isn't shattering apart redundant?

00:29:20.000 If you're shattering, we know it's apart.

00:29:22.000 What the thing shatters together.

00:29:24.000 I guess that tempered glass.

00:29:30.000 Ew, whoa.

00:29:32.000 What was that?

00:29:33.000 What did you say?

00:29:38.000 Just cringe.

00:29:40.000 But we don't have to go to her jazz background, her corny folk.

00:29:48.000 This is a declaration for the future of the internet.

00:29:51.000 Is there anything more dystopian than a disinformation governance board run by the federal government?

00:29:56.000 So let me just tell you about extremism in America, okay?

00:30:00.000 It's not white.

00:30:02.000 It's not patriotic.

00:30:04.000 It's not all-American.

00:30:05.000 It's not January 6th.

00:30:07.000 It is radical whites.

00:30:10.000 I guess it is white with the middle-class Antifa.

00:30:13.000 It is, let's get race out of this whole fucking equation.

00:30:15.000 Let me go back a step, okay?

00:30:17.000 Let me tell you about extremism in America.

00:30:19.000 It's not patriots.

00:30:20.000 It's not MAGA.

00:30:21.000 It's not Trump.

00:30:22.000 January 6th was a meandering.

00:30:24.000 It's irrelevant.

00:30:25.000 Okay?

00:30:26.000 Extremism in America is Antifa.

00:30:28.000 They burned half the country down.

00:30:30.000 $3 billion in damage.

00:30:32.000 It's BLM.

00:30:33.000 It's the black thugs who prey on BLM rioting.

00:30:38.000 The normal BLMers and Antifa are exactly the same.

00:30:41.000 They destroy statue.

00:30:42.000 They desecrate American history.

00:30:44.000 They burn cities down.

00:30:46.000 Then there's the black thugs who join the BLM and Antifa, and they just loot.

00:30:52.000 So we've got nothing but destruction from radical leftists and BLM.

00:30:56.000 They are terror groups.

00:30:57.000 They fit every definition.

00:30:59.000 The definition of terror is committing acts of violence to gain political footage.

00:31:05.000 I mean, territory.

00:31:08.000 To gain politically.

00:31:12.000 And that's what they fucking do.

00:31:13.000 Proud boys don't do that.

00:31:15.000 The Patriots on Jan 6 were not doing that.

00:31:18.000 They were not trying to terrorize America.

00:31:20.000 They were sitting at Nancy Pelosi's desk making jokes.

00:31:23.000 Did you see the guy grabbing the palladium?

00:31:25.000 He was laughing.

00:31:25.000 They're not laughing in Antifa.

00:31:29.000 Look at what they did here.

00:31:31.000 Jump ahead to 1-8.

00:31:36.000 Remember yesterday?

00:31:37.000 We showed the retailer getting the shit kicked out of her, right?

00:31:40.000 Because Antifa thought that one of the clothing lines at that particular store was appreciated by the radical right.

00:31:48.000 So if radical right people buy this clothing line, then you have to beat the shit out of the woman who works there.

00:31:54.000 Yeah, we showed this yesterday.

00:31:56.000 And they beat her mercilessly.

00:31:58.000 So this is what they're doing now.

00:31:59.000 This is Antifa.

00:32:00.000 This is the radical left.

00:32:01.000 This is terrorism.

00:32:02.000 They've decided the earth is dying.

00:32:04.000 So they're going to break the glass on gas stations, on pumps.

00:32:13.000 There we go.

00:32:14.000 Hi, I'm Louise.

00:32:15.000 I'm 23, and I'm doing this because currently the government doesn't care about our lack of futures.

00:32:21.000 That inaction on the emergency, which is the climate crisis, is literally going to destroy lives in the next 10 to 20 years.

00:32:27.000 There's going to be mass crop failure, mass Drought, mass starvation, and because they're doing nothing, we are forced to cause disruption to make them listen.

00:32:36.000 I don't want to be here.

00:32:37.000 This is, you know, not what I choose to do in my time, but I feel like I've run out of options.

00:32:42.000 I mean, she's in a cult, a domestic terrorist cult.

00:32:47.000 And Big Sister is going to try to reverse what you see with your own eyes.

00:32:51.000 Don't believe your lion eyes.

00:32:53.000 Believe Big Sister.

00:32:56.000 Disinformation board.

00:32:58.000 See, they've really shown their true colors too, because it'd be one thing if they were freaking out that the radical right took over the entire internet.

00:33:06.000 You go, whoa, I guess they're going to be pissed out.

00:33:07.000 No, this is just gaining a yard.

00:33:10.000 Just a little bit of...

00:33:11.000 Is the word footage?

00:33:12.000 What am I...

00:33:13.000 What's the word I'm looking for?

00:33:14.000 Territory?

00:33:16.000 Just gaining a little bit of space.

00:33:19.000 And totally ignoring all other extremists.

00:33:22.000 Like, there's Antifa, there's BLM.

00:33:24.000 There's also these radical Mexicans.

00:33:27.000 I mean, MS-13, you could argue that's political.

00:33:31.000 It's definitely a threat to domestic life.

00:33:33.000 They are taking Chinese fentanyl and distributing it across the entire country.

00:33:39.000 We considered when they shot that dude with the big mustache in active war and started World War I because of it.

00:33:44.000 This seems like a slightly bigger deal.

00:33:46.000 128 Americans OD on opioids every day.

00:33:51.000 They're ODing on drugs from China, and it's being distributed by illegal Mexicans in gangs such as MS-13, from rural Ohio to the cities to the suburbs, from dirt poor meth heads to sorry,

00:34:12.000 I'm going to distract it because we got to interview a dude in prison later.

00:34:15.000 I don't think it's going to make it to this episode, though.

00:34:19.000 To the suburbs, middle class, poor, everything.

00:34:23.000 128 of all stripes of Americans are being murdered by this fentanyl epidemic.

00:34:29.000 Government media, that information doesn't make it there.

00:34:34.000 And again, like I said the other day, like you look up black extremism and it fits all of the threats we have with proud boys.

00:34:44.000 This could get out of hand.

00:34:45.000 This could lead to people dying.

00:34:46.000 This could lead to endangering children's lives.

00:34:50.000 Yeah, you get that with the Nuwabian nation.

00:34:55.000 Malachi Z. York started in New York.

00:34:58.000 They were called the sword of Islam there.

00:35:01.000 They're obsessed with their Egyptian heritage.

00:35:03.000 They're unaware that Egyptians were not black.

00:35:05.000 They were Arab, but whatever.

00:35:07.000 They built a massive compound there.

00:35:09.000 And their leader, Malachi Z. York, I believe his name is Dwight.

00:35:14.000 No, that's a different thing, Ryan.

00:35:19.000 He is doing 135 years right now for molesting and raping 40 children.

00:35:26.000 Now, this is in a compound where they have their own police.

00:35:28.000 Police are not allowed in.

00:35:30.000 And that's what we discovered from the outside.

00:35:32.000 Lord fucking knows.

00:35:33.000 They had things going on, like pull it up in B-roll, any kind of Nuwabian nation thing.

00:35:38.000 What do they call themselves?

00:35:40.000 Nuwapians.

00:35:43.000 They had punishments like a punishment bath where they would put girls into baths of sulfuric acid and corrode their skin as a punishment.

00:35:53.000 They were constantly beating and destroying and breaking the limbs of their various members for sinning.

00:36:00.000 Look up the New Abhi Nation.

00:36:02.000 And they hate white people.

00:36:04.000 They're virulently racist.

00:36:06.000 They decapitate whites.

00:36:07.000 They found this old couple nearby in Georgia, decapitated the man, tied the woman's legs to cement blocks and threw her in the river.

00:36:19.000 So it checks all the boxes, major threat, racism, things can get out of hand.

00:36:24.000 It's gotten out of hand.

00:36:26.000 But they're black extremists, so the media is completely silent about it.

00:36:29.000 Look at that thing.

00:36:30.000 Can you fucking imagine if Proud Boys had a compound like that and raped 40 kids and decapitated an old black couple?

00:36:38.000 And me, the leader, went to jail for molesting 40 kids for 135 years.

00:36:43.000 Can you fucking imagine?

00:36:45.000 I think it may make it to the newspapers.

00:36:47.000 I think the media may take a glance.

00:36:49.000 That may be on BuzzFeed.

00:36:52.000 Or the other Muslim cult, the thing you just pulled up, in New Mexico.

00:37:01.000 Remember them?

00:37:04.000 They are the same as Islam Berg.

00:37:06.000 They follow the same Muslim cleric in Pakistan.

00:37:08.000 They're all linked together.

00:37:09.000 It's a huge cabal all over the entire United States.

00:37:12.000 Nothing but silence from the media.

00:37:14.000 And they starved a kid to death.

00:37:17.000 No arrests.

00:37:19.000 Max and John get four years for fighting Antifa for 17 seconds.

00:37:23.000 This guy, the leader of this cult in New Mexico, murders a child and nothing.

00:37:28.000 And did you see that subhead?

00:37:30.000 They're training children to attack schools.

00:37:34.000 To do mass shootings in schools.

00:37:37.000 It's tough to think of something worse than that.

00:37:40.000 The only thing worse than a school mass shooting is a premeditated school mass shooting.

00:37:45.000 But they seem Muslim and they're black and it doesn't fit the fucking narrative.

00:37:49.000 So we're not going to cover it.

00:37:53.000 Okay.

00:37:54.000 Well, how about fuck you?

00:37:58.000 All right.

00:37:58.000 Do we have time?

00:37:59.000 I'm going to do this Hillary's death count.

00:38:02.000 Because speaking of misinformation and media malfeasance and the raging incompetence going on in this country and the Stalinist fucking fascism, we're living in a fascist state.

00:38:14.000 I saw that there was a new dead body in front of Hillary Clinton's doorstep the other day, metaphorically, of course.

00:38:22.000 And I thought, I think that brings us to, well, 40 or 50 very curious cases, but 14 unbelievably disturbing cases.

00:38:33.000 So let's go and talk about those over in the green screen room.

00:38:36.000 Let me get on my motors.

00:38:45.000 Come on, everybody.

00:38:53.000 All right, the Hillary death count.

00:38:56.000 When I say 14, I mean 14 slam dunks.

00:39:01.000 But another, these are only the 14 that I've chosen here are relatively random, by the by.

00:39:08.000 And inevitably, whenever I put them together, I talk to someone, they go, You forgot this guy.

00:39:12.000 In fact, when I first put this together, it was at 13, including our new dude.

00:39:17.000 And they go, You forgot Ron Brown.

00:39:19.000 I went, Oh, fuck yeah, Ron Brown.

00:39:21.000 So here's another thing you can do on your own time.

00:39:23.000 Look at the big crazy lists.

00:39:25.000 Some lists are nuts.

00:39:26.000 Some lists are 80.

00:39:28.000 Pluck a name out and look it up.

00:39:30.000 And they don't mean much on their own.

00:39:33.000 Oh, the guy who was a chef for the Clintons died in a creek in one inch of water.

00:39:38.000 If that was Obama's chef, that would be weird.

00:39:40.000 And I always say that to people, especially liberals.

00:39:42.000 I say Obama has no death count.

00:39:44.000 Besides, of course, the thousands of teenagers he drone struck, killed using drone strikes in the Middle East.

00:39:52.000 But his chef is fine.

00:39:54.000 Hillary hasn't got that.

00:39:56.000 Now, my theory is in 1992, Clinton was running for office sometime around there.

00:40:05.000 And she was desperate to win.

00:40:08.000 She was a conniving, evil bitch, and said, we have to save America at all costs.

00:40:13.000 She's a radical.

00:40:14.000 She's a Sololinsky woman.

00:40:16.000 And she found out that Clinton was having an affair, Bill Clinton.

00:40:19.000 So she killed the girl.

00:40:20.000 She had the girl killed.

00:40:22.000 That opened a Pandora's box.

00:40:25.000 And she inadvertently started a murder industry.

00:40:29.000 Now, I'm hoping that it's beyond her control.

00:40:32.000 And she's as mortified as we are.

00:40:35.000 Maybe I'm just trying to inject some morality into her.

00:40:37.000 But this thing has got a mind of its own at this point.

00:40:42.000 And now, if someone fucks with her or someone is a threat to the Clinton Enterprise, they mysteriously croak.

00:40:48.000 And she might not even be calling the shots anymore.

00:40:52.000 She might read about Seth Rich and go, oh, fuck, they've done it again.

00:40:56.000 Oh, God.

00:40:58.000 Anyway, so let's look at the newest guy.

00:41:01.000 This dude's name is Valentin Brokesmid.

00:41:07.000 So his dad is a Dutch banker, and his dad has all of this stuff on the Clintons.

00:41:13.000 So I could add his dad to this list, by the way.

00:41:15.000 We're combining the two Brokesmiths into one.

00:41:18.000 And he's going through all these banking records, and he discovers a bunch of files.

00:41:25.000 According to the Times, Brokesmith supplied the documents to journalists and others, including Fusion GPS, the research firm linked to an unverified dossier about Trump and investigators with the FBI's New York office.

00:41:36.000 Now, if you recall, Hillary Clinton hired Fusion GPS to get dirt on Trump.

00:41:43.000 They came up with the Steele dossier, the Trump dossier, which was a ridiculous piece of garbage about, I don't know, Trump wanting prostitutes to piss on a bed that Obama was going to sleep on.

00:41:53.000 This is a germaphobe.

00:41:54.000 He wants people to piss on stuff?

00:41:56.000 No.

00:41:57.000 And Coulter brought up the germaphobe thing.

00:42:00.000 You can smell a rat with these lies.

00:42:01.000 That's a thing, too.

00:42:02.000 They're not sending their best.

00:42:03.000 We're not up against geniuses here.

00:42:05.000 They just hired a minister of information.

00:42:08.000 Joe Biden just the other day said, your kids don't belong to you.

00:42:12.000 They belong to the state.

00:42:14.000 Like, the lunatics are running the asylum, and they're terrible at it.

00:42:17.000 So anyway, this banker gets all this Fusion GPS data that could link Hillary.

00:42:23.000 The FEC is still investigating Hillary, I believe, for funding this steel dossier through Fusion GPS.

00:42:31.000 Find over improper spending.

00:42:32.000 Yeah, she took campaign funds and got Fusion GPS to basically fabricate this ridiculous dossier that no one took seriously with a brain.

00:42:42.000 And so the banker with this information commits suicide, and his son, Val, mysteriously dies.

00:42:50.000 He goes AWOL.

00:42:51.000 They say he's homeless, and they just found his dead body.

00:42:54.000 So number one is really the 14th on my list of what I consider slam dunks.

00:43:00.000 Let's go to number two.

00:43:03.000 We all remember Seth Rich, right?

00:43:10.000 He may have been the guy who supplied Julian Assange, all the stuff.

00:43:13.000 A lot of lefties were very angry about Bernie getting fucked over by the DNC.

00:43:19.000 A lot of them are socialists, and they see him as the bright new hope.

00:43:22.000 So you see a lot of dissension in the ranks via Bernie supporters on the left.

00:43:29.000 And I think Seth may have been one of these guys.

00:43:31.000 So he was shot in the back of the head in the middle of the night in a not-so-dangerous part of DC, I believe.

00:43:41.000 He's talking to his girlfriend on the phone.

00:43:42.000 A gunman came up behind him, shot him to death without taking anything at all.

00:43:49.000 And then Julian Assange personally offered a $20,000 reward for any information leading to his arrest.

00:43:55.000 And they said, are you implying that Hillary had him killed?

00:43:59.000 And Assange said, I'm just supplying money for information.

00:44:04.000 I believe that Seth Rich was murdered as punishment for embarrassing the Hillary campaign by leaking emails to Julian Assange.

00:44:14.000 See, you'll notice with these things too, there's a lot of like face.

00:44:18.000 It's not even like the mafia they tell you, mafia.

00:44:20.000 It's more like the Mexican drug cartels, where if you do something that makes me look like a bitch, I have to punish you and your family.

00:44:28.000 So this embarrassed Hillary.

00:44:30.000 You don't embarrass El Chapo.

00:44:32.000 So he's dead.

00:44:33.000 Number three, John Ashe.

00:44:36.000 Now, this guy was a UN official.

00:44:39.000 He was in big shit with the law enforcement because he was working with a Chinese billionaire, David Ng.

00:44:48.000 A.K.A. Ng Slapsang.

00:44:51.000 Hillary Clinton also worked with this Chinese billionaire.

00:44:54.000 So there's going to be exploration here.

00:44:57.000 There's going to be, oh my God, my shitty brain.

00:45:00.000 What's it called?

00:45:01.000 When you get to see everyone's emails during a court case?

00:45:03.000 Discovery.

00:45:04.000 There's going to be discovery here.

00:45:06.000 And if you're investigating that Chinese billionaire, Hillary Clinton's involvement with him is going to pop up.

00:45:12.000 We can't have that.

00:45:13.000 We need this John Ash corruption trial to go away.

00:45:16.000 Guess what happened to John Ashe?

00:45:18.000 Same thing that happens to millions of people a year.

00:45:21.000 As he was lifting weights, his barbells went back down on his neck.

00:45:27.000 He wasn't strong enough to lift them back up and He died.

00:45:32.000 Now, I looked this up.

00:45:33.000 It's happened like three or four times.

00:45:35.000 It's not very common.

00:45:36.000 You can usually, even if you're alone, you can usually wriggle out of the way.

00:45:40.000 He couldn't wriggle.

00:45:41.000 So he died of that.

00:45:42.000 I mean, you can picture the two dudes, the two Goombas, the two hitmen, just sort of pushing down his neck because he's like, he grabs one of their legs and he's sort of squeezing it.

00:45:53.000 Rips the guy's pocket.

00:45:54.000 The guy's like, oh, fuck, my pocket's ripped.

00:45:56.000 Fucking John Ash.

00:45:59.000 Number four, Paula Gruber.

00:46:02.000 She was an interpreter for the death.

00:46:03.000 She is the hottest woman to be murdered by the Clintons.

00:46:07.000 That's my favorite kind of face.

00:46:09.000 What a looker, huh?

00:46:12.000 She's known as the prettiest victim.

00:46:14.000 Now, her job, I believe this is the one that started the whole thing.

00:46:17.000 She was an interpreter for the deaf back then.

00:46:21.000 And she had reported that Bill Clinton was hitting on her.

00:46:25.000 And she died shortly after saying, Bill Clinton grabbed my ass or whatever he did to her that was sexually inappropriate.

00:46:34.000 She was hit by a car.

00:46:36.000 Yeah, she was hit by a car, hurled 33 feet through the air, and nobody saw the accident.

00:46:42.000 It happened when she was alone, driving in the dark, no other cars around.

00:46:45.000 I believe this is what they wanted to do to Monica Lewinsky.

00:46:48.000 And I spoke to a driver once who said that he had been, he was driving Monica Lewinsky around once.

00:46:55.000 Back when I would do Fox, I'd get these drives back with these guys, this limo service and car service.

00:47:01.000 And he said that there was a car that had swerved at him when he had Monica Lewinsky in the back.

00:47:07.000 And who do we have?

00:47:08.000 It was Paula.

00:47:10.000 Sorry, hold on.

00:47:11.000 There was that woman that she spoke to and gave a long interview with.

00:47:15.000 And many believe that that is why Monica Lewinsky is alive.

00:47:22.000 I'm skipping all over the place here.

00:47:25.000 All right, we'll get to that.

00:47:32.000 Anyway.

00:47:35.000 No, no, no, no.

00:47:36.000 Shut up.

00:47:38.000 Paula Jones, that was it.

00:47:39.000 She did a long interview with Monica that she recorded.

00:47:42.000 And Paula herself says, I saved Monica's life.

00:47:45.000 By making that public and having her a public figure, she couldn't be disappeared like Paula Grober.

00:47:52.000 I saved Monica's life.

00:47:53.000 See, I'm really happy with these.

00:47:55.000 They all feel really solid.

00:47:58.000 Barbells on your neck?

00:48:02.000 So that was back in 92.

00:48:03.000 And I think that was the first thing.

00:48:04.000 I think this is where she got a taste of it.

00:48:07.000 Number five, Paul Tully.

00:48:09.000 He worked obsessively on the campaign, on Bill's campaign in 92.

00:48:14.000 And he was found dead in his hotel room right after Paula Grober.

00:48:19.000 So someone who knew a lot about Clinton and what he got up to was found dead in his hotel room.

00:48:26.000 Not that consequential in and of itself.

00:48:29.000 With 14 others who were friends with the Clintons?

00:48:32.000 That's curious.

00:48:33.000 And again, George W. Bush, Barack Obama, Jimmy Carter, they don't have death counts.

00:48:40.000 Even Joe Biden doesn't have a death count.

00:48:42.000 He's steeped in corruption, and he's a fucking fascist, but his chef is A-OK.

00:48:50.000 Number six, Vince Foster.

00:48:52.000 Now, this is another biggie, Whitewatergate.

00:48:56.000 They wanted to build, Whitewater was going to be like a vacation housing thing, and they were having trouble pushing it through.

00:49:03.000 It was a major real estate deal, but they needed money to get it going, and no one was that inspired by it.

00:49:10.000 So Bill Clinton forced a loan to this woman, Susan McDougall.

00:49:16.000 And then she used that, it was a $300,000 loan.

00:49:19.000 She used that money to help push Whitewater.

00:49:22.000 They got caught.

00:49:23.000 Vince Foster was an integral part of this deal.

00:49:26.000 And as they were going to investigate Vince, he put a gun in his mouth and blew his head off.

00:49:31.000 As one does, right?

00:49:33.000 When they're facing, what, $300,000?

00:49:35.000 What are you facing?

00:49:37.000 Two years in prison?

00:49:39.000 That's not really suicide, Town.

00:49:44.000 Now, remember that Susan McDougal was the one who got the loan, her and her husband.

00:49:49.000 And here's something about this case that I always find interesting.

00:49:51.000 I got in trouble with Kennedy on Fox Business for saying that I believe he was murdered.

00:49:55.000 Here's what we know, and here's what they admit.

00:49:57.000 The DNC broke into his office and removed files from his filing cabinets.

00:50:03.000 That's not disputed.

00:50:04.000 That's not a conspiracy theory.

00:50:06.000 Okay, so you have criminals within your organization and they are willing to commit crimes and you've admitted to that.

00:50:16.000 All right, this is just a much bigger crime.

00:50:18.000 You know what I mean?

00:50:19.000 It's like, no, I'm not a prostitute.

00:50:21.000 Well, I fucked a football team and they gave me some money for an Uber, but I've never accepted money for sex.

00:50:26.000 Okay, but you're in the realm and it's in the realm of possibilities.

00:50:33.000 Number seven, John Parnell Walker, my kingdom for a photo of this dude.

00:50:38.000 I cannot find it anywhere.

00:50:40.000 And I reached out on the internet.

00:50:42.000 No one can.

00:50:43.000 So this guy was investigating Whitewater, Whitewater Gate.

00:50:48.000 And then, as one does when one's investigating a case, he jumped off his balcony and committed suicide, quote unquote.

00:50:56.000 Number eight, Jim McDougall.

00:50:59.000 This is the woman who got the money for the deal.

00:51:02.000 That's her husband.

00:51:03.000 That's Susan McDougall's husband.

00:51:06.000 He was arrested and was facing trial.

00:51:09.000 And while he was in jail for this, had he already been charged?

00:51:15.000 Yeah, I think he was in jail awaiting sentencing.

00:51:17.000 So he could spill the beans.

00:51:19.000 He could start pleeing down by throwing them under the bus.

00:51:24.000 He mysteriously committed, sorry, had a heart attack in prison, much like Jeffrey Epstein mysteriously hanged himself.

00:51:33.000 By the way, Susan McDougall, she did go to jail.

00:51:36.000 She shut her mouth and made it clear to the Clintons she wasn't going to say anything.

00:51:41.000 And guess what happened to her?

00:51:42.000 Bill Clinton pardoned her.

00:51:44.000 This is what you do when you're involved in the Clintons.

00:51:46.000 You shut your mouth or you die.

00:51:50.000 Again, it's El Chapo.

00:51:52.000 The Italian mafia is much more reasonable.

00:51:57.000 Suzanne Coleman, number nine.

00:52:02.000 This was an attractive pregnant woman.

00:52:05.000 This is in 97.

00:52:07.000 And she was seven months pregnant.

00:52:09.000 She had been working with Bill.

00:52:11.000 She had an affair with him.

00:52:13.000 That was all well known when she was the attorney general in Arkansas.

00:52:15.000 She became pregnant at seven months.

00:52:17.000 Of course, she mysteriously died, committed suicide.

00:52:21.000 So we'll never know who that son is.

00:52:23.000 Wouldn't it be awesome if we could have done a biopsy or whatever on that baby and found out the DNA of the baby?

00:52:30.000 Wouldn't it be awesome if we could find out if Barack Obama was born in America?

00:52:36.000 Wouldn't it be awesome if we could find out if Fidel Castro was Justin Trudeau's father?

00:52:42.000 Lots of people don't think that the Obama kids are Obama's.

00:52:47.000 That could all be solved with DNA.

00:52:48.000 Anyway, we're off with a tangent here.

00:52:50.000 Number 10, Mary Mahoney.

00:52:54.000 So while the sex scandals are going on with Monica Lewinsky, Mike Isaacoff Newsweek announced that a former White House staffer was coming out with a sexual harassment story against Bill Clinton.

00:53:06.000 She must be so annoyed, Hillary, because she just has to do all the heavy lifting, all the murdering, and then Bill gets all this pussy.

00:53:16.000 So, yeah, she was, this White House staffer was promptly shot in the head multiple times.

00:53:25.000 She was a 25-year-old girl who was working on his campaign, and the thing was written off as a robbery, but exactly like Seth Rich, nothing was stolen.

00:53:35.000 So I believe she was the White House staffer that was going to go public about Bill Clinton molesting her, and she got shot in the head.

00:53:42.000 Again, this all has consequence when you look at them all together.

00:53:49.000 Number 11, Walter Sheeb.

00:53:52.000 This is a Hillary Sheff I was talking about.

00:53:55.000 Obviously knows a lot about the Clintons.

00:53:57.000 Overhears quite a bit.

00:53:59.000 He drowned in a tiny little creek that a mouse wouldn't drown in, literally, on a camping trip.

00:54:05.000 Okay.

00:54:06.000 Number 12, Victor Thorne.

00:54:09.000 He committed suicide by shooting himself in the back of the head.

00:54:14.000 That's one does on a hiking trip.

00:54:16.000 And what's his relation to Hillary?

00:54:18.000 He had just finished a book called Why Hillary Shouldn't Be in the White House.

00:54:21.000 This sounds like a lie.

00:54:23.000 It's true.

00:54:24.000 Number 13, Sean Lucas.

00:54:26.000 Now, I remember watching this video when it came out.

00:54:29.000 He's just like Seth Rich.

00:54:30.000 He was a Bernie bro that was mad that Hillary fucked over Bernie.

00:54:34.000 So he served them.

00:54:35.000 He served Debbie Wasserman Schultz and the DNC with subpoenas, accusing them of putting Hillary over Bernie in the primaries.

00:54:42.000 I think we have footage of that, right?

00:54:44.000 He comes in.

00:54:45.000 It was on a July 4th weekend, so no one was there besides the security staff.

00:54:50.000 And he goes in and he serves them with the subpoenas.

00:54:54.000 And then he says to the camera, that's the most satisfying thing I've ever done.

00:54:58.000 Just skip ahead a little bit, Ryan.

00:55:02.000 Yeah.

00:55:02.000 So that's his buddy who's filming it.

00:55:04.000 Mexican dude.

00:55:09.000 That's him there.

00:55:11.000 That's Sean Lucas.

00:55:13.000 And then if you go to the next link, Ryan, you get him saying, that's the most gratifying thing I've ever done.

00:55:21.000 A month later, he's dead in his bathroom at the ripe old age of like 42.

00:55:28.000 Yeah, turn it up.

00:55:29.000 And this is for Debbie Wasserman and Schultz.

00:55:32.000 You guys have been served.

00:55:33.000 Thank you so much.

00:55:34.000 We'll see you in court.

00:55:35.000 Guys, thank you so much for everything.

00:55:37.000 Have a great day.

00:55:38.000 Thank you again.

00:55:38.000 Happy court.

00:55:39.000 You'll have to see me.

00:55:41.000 All right.

00:55:48.000 That was probably the most gratifying thing I've ever done.

00:55:51.000 You ever done it a month after saying that, he's dead in his bathroom.

00:55:55.000 You see?

00:55:56.000 And like, that didn't end the subpoena.

00:55:58.000 The subpoena had already been put out.

00:55:59.000 He just served it.

00:56:00.000 It's about face.

00:56:01.000 You disrespected El Chapo.

00:56:03.000 You have to die.

00:56:04.000 I'm going to literally shoot the messenger.

00:56:07.000 Number 14, Ron Brown.

00:56:10.000 He was the first black man to chair the DNC and the first black man to be murdered by Hillary Clinton.

00:56:17.000 This guy was corrupt, as was the...

00:56:20.000 Oh, wait, no, he's the second black guy.

00:56:22.000 The Barbells was the first black guy.

00:56:24.000 First black chair of the DNC, second black man to be killed by the Clintons.

00:56:29.000 He was caught selling seats on a trade mission to raise money for Bill Clinton's campaign.

00:56:39.000 But just like the other black guy, Ron Brown had accepted a $700,000 bribe from a Vietnamese businessman that he was caught doing, and it was going to expose all of this DNC malfeasance.

00:56:55.000 So, and this is kind of stylish, by the way, this murder, just like he got in trouble for selling seats on a plane on a DNC trip, they decided to kill him on a plane.

00:57:08.000 So while flying over Croatia, the plane crashed, and while investigating the body, they find a giant hole in Ron Brown's head that you don't get from flying a plane.

00:57:18.000 And you know what was interesting about this?

00:57:19.000 The NAACP demanded an investigation.

00:57:22.000 So when it's a black dude, we actually get some exposition here.

00:57:26.000 And we discover that Ron had a giant hole in his fucking head.

00:57:32.000 So that's all 14.

00:57:35.000 And it's so macabre and so spooky that I have trouble imagining that one person like Hillary Clinton could be responsible for all this.

00:57:45.000 I think she started the ball rolling, but she created this whole bizarre, dark, and evil, murderous cabal that goes around murdering, shooting in the back of the head, slaughtering anyone who gets in the way of the Clintons.

00:58:02.000 America the Brave is not what it used to be.

00:58:05.000 We are living in a fucking Stalinist state with mobsters, murderer, henchmen, El Chapos running the show.

00:58:14.000 And now any information about that has to be quashed.

00:58:18.000 If I commit suicide at any time in the near future, I did not commit suicide.

00:58:40.000 I always crumple my bud cans because I don't give a shit about recycling, but by the time I take my little garbage out of my home bar, it weighs like 300 pounds.

00:58:49.000 It's just all condensed aluminum.

00:58:51.000 By the way, I've just fucked up.

00:58:54.000 Ron Brown was the first chair of the DNC, first black chair of the DNC, and the first black to be killed by the Clintons.

00:59:01.000 John Ash wasn't killed with his barbells until 2016.

00:59:05.000 He's number two.

00:59:11.000 Yeah, fun stuff there.

00:59:12.000 Fun shit.

00:59:14.000 She's an equal opportunity murderer.

00:59:16.000 Allegedly.

00:59:19.000 So we have the government lying about extremism.

00:59:24.000 They've got our friends in jail.

00:59:25.000 They've got grannies in prison.

00:59:27.000 We have SWAT teams kicking down some spa outside of Anchorage, Alaska, because they think he has Hunter Biden's laptop.

00:59:35.000 This is another woman against us knowing about Hunter Biden's laptop.

00:59:40.000 And now she is in charge of information.

00:59:43.000 Remember we used to laugh at Britain and Canada about this shit?

00:59:47.000 And here we are in many ways a worse boat?

00:59:53.000 Pathetic.

00:59:54.000 Pathetic.

00:59:56.000 And it's definitely because Elon Musk is buying Twitter.

00:59:59.000 Look, politics is downstream from the culture.

01:00:02.000 Libs of TikTok is why we have the don't say gay bill.

01:00:05.000 Thank God.

01:00:06.000 And Elon Musk buying Twitter is why this bitch is watching you.

01:00:13.000 Okay, I think we're pretty much ready for the old mailbag.

01:00:18.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a damn.

01:00:23.000 Let's turn our eyes together's mailbag.

01:00:28.000 Let me touch it.

01:00:32.000 Let him touch it.

01:00:35.000 Is the guy who did our triangles the same guy who did those letters?

01:00:39.000 Yes.

01:00:40.000 So maybe he could make his floating phones that it look exactly the same.

01:00:44.000 Oh, yeah.

01:00:45.000 Actually, we should get one for the Thursday show that combines letters, phone calls, and live chats.

01:00:56.000 Yeah.

01:00:57.000 Please get on that.

01:00:58.000 Write that down.

01:00:59.000 Oh, this is the new LGBTQ AI Plus that the same guy did.

01:01:05.000 It's perfect.

01:01:06.000 It rules.

01:01:07.000 Put me behind it.

01:01:08.000 Okay.

01:01:11.000 It has that Viking on it.

01:01:12.000 He's not gay, but there was a funny meme where he was considered gay.

01:01:18.000 So that's fine there.

01:01:19.000 And then the close-up is fantastic, too.

01:01:23.000 Great work.

01:01:23.000 That guy's awesome.

01:01:25.000 Fucking rules.

01:01:26.000 I think I contacted him once and we spoke, and he doesn't really, he's not like a motion picture, motion graphic guy by trade.

01:01:32.000 He does something different.

01:01:34.000 Something crazy.

01:01:36.000 All right.

01:01:37.000 You ready for all this, folks?

01:01:40.000 Here's one.

01:01:41.000 It's called Answer to Amazon Crazy Woman Porn and Girl Talk.

01:01:48.000 So I'm not going to...

01:01:52.000 This is a hell of a long time.

01:01:53.000 That's a longie.

01:01:55.000 So on Wednesday show, you're puzzled why the mentally ill, crazy, pussy Amazon people believe that Matt Walsh's book will cause you to bully, will cause kids to commit suicide.

01:02:06.000 We have the book here.

01:02:07.000 It cost me $14.

01:02:10.000 The drawing in it is terrible.

01:02:12.000 Did a kid do it?

01:02:14.000 Look at this.

01:02:16.000 Really?

01:02:17.000 Who is Kay Reese?

01:02:19.000 You know, I looked it up.

01:02:20.000 The only Kay Reese I found was certainly not somebody affiliated with Matt Walsh.

01:02:24.000 It was a purple-haired, nosed-piercer.

01:02:26.000 So this is probably Matt Walsh's wife.

01:02:30.000 And she's convinced people she can draw, and she's just using an alias.

01:02:34.000 Because it's some of the worst drawings I've ever seen.

01:02:37.000 But anyway, it's a great book.

01:02:39.000 And it was the purpose.

01:02:42.000 It was the focus on our show this week.

01:02:45.000 I get what she means.

01:02:46.000 We all know trans people commit suicide at astronomically high rates.

01:02:49.000 Most sane people know that it can be attributed to gender dysphoria, mental illness, or regret from undergoing hormonal treatment or bottom surgery.

01:02:58.000 But to the left and supporters of the LGBTQ community, they think it's because trans people are being bullied and harassed.

01:03:06.000 Which is bullshit.

01:03:07.000 But not to that crazy lady.

01:03:08.000 By Matt's book stating that Johnny is just a boy and cannot really become a walrus, and for anyone to believe otherwise would be wrong and absurd, she probably thinks kids will then apply this book's lesson to the trans kids they come in contact with.

01:03:21.000 Instead of going along with little Tommy, identifying as a girl, kids might refuse to.

01:03:27.000 They will taunt Tommy or dare to call him a boy.

01:03:30.000 For the left and the crazy lady, doing this is considered denying a trans kid's existence.

01:03:37.000 And by not affirming the trans kid's gender, it will bring about trauma and lead the kid to commit suicide.

01:03:42.000 Yeah, but it's a hell of a stretch.

01:03:45.000 And it's based on the assumption that gay kids are being bullied in school, and they're not.

01:03:50.000 If anything, you get bullied into being gay.

01:03:53.000 I know of at least two young kids, 10 and 12, who told their dad they're bi recently, and they're not.

01:04:00.000 It's just what you do.

01:04:04.000 You know, like same reason why parents must give their kids blah, blah, blah.

01:04:07.000 Okay, and then she wants to know about porn and why there's so much stepbrother porn, and then she's got a few other questions.

01:04:12.000 You don't get infinite things, lady.

01:04:15.000 But I think the reason your stepbrother and stepsister porn is so big now is because people are jaded.

01:04:21.000 Like, they've been watching this pornography for 10 years now, and they've been jumping the meter over from the beginning of the video, skipping the intro, and the next thing you know, some Asian fucking black woman is getting plowed in the ass by 10 guys.

01:04:36.000 I'm like, I need more, more, more.

01:04:38.000 So now stepsister, which used to be something crazy that would pop into your head, and you'd go, oh, I'm depraved.

01:04:44.000 Now that's just the baseline because they keep having to ramp it up.

01:04:48.000 Don't watch porn.

01:04:51.000 Okay.

01:04:53.000 Here's one I've been meaning to get to for a while.

01:04:58.000 Johnny the Walrus Is $50.

01:05:02.000 Holy shit.

01:05:03.000 This must be Amazon making it too expensive to purchase.

01:05:06.000 I can't see this being the MSRP, whatever that means.

01:05:11.000 Retail price?

01:05:12.000 The Master Something selling retail price?

01:05:15.000 $50.

01:05:18.000 So maybe it's guys like me buying it all up because we love it so much, or maybe it's more Malfeasants from the left.

01:05:28.000 Anyway, Kay Reese, please don't do another children's book.

01:05:31.000 And Matt Walsh, please do.

01:05:34.000 Also in the news.

01:05:40.000 Malcolm Nance is a complete fraud in every regard.

01:05:46.000 And here we have military-grade contents.

01:05:50.000 This is some sort of inner military news source.

01:05:55.000 A matter of honor in the fiction of Malcolm Nance, reminiscent of Hillary Clinton's deplorable comments.

01:06:01.000 Malcolm Nance, self-appointed counterterrorism cryptology intelligence interrogation and linguistics expert, has stated that all military persons that support the president are not honorable.

01:06:12.000 So this is 2018.

01:06:14.000 He was obviously talking about Trump, right?

01:06:18.000 2018.

01:06:18.000 Yep.

01:06:20.000 As a retired senior chief, airborne mission supervisor, I have given Malcolm Nance wide berth.

01:06:29.000 Bottom line, he left the naval security group in disgrace.

01:06:34.000 And we, our professional communities and associations, generally have a good laugh at his self-promotion, exaggeration of performance and associations with his pretense of expertise.

01:06:44.000 The proverbial eye roll precedes any response we give when asked about his exploits.

01:06:49.000 He's been declared persona non grata from his profession and then presumes to question service members' honor based on a vote in lawful support for a candidate now president.

01:06:59.000 Nance, in fact, called for ISIS to bomb Trump towers in Istanbul following President Trump's call to Turkish President Erdogan after his re-election.

01:07:09.000 Nance deleted that tweet but did not apologize.

01:07:12.000 My first experience with Nance came soon after Desert Storm.

01:07:16.000 If memory serves, it was late 1992 or 93.

01:07:19.000 I was on the mid-watch.

01:07:21.000 I received a phone call early in the morning.

01:07:23.000 They have a lot of details in this military writing.

01:07:26.000 Lots of brackets.

01:07:28.000 Having recently been meritoriously promoted via the command agent, blah, blah, blah, to petty officer, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

01:07:35.000 I nearly spilled my coffee thinking that my CEO had changed his mind.

01:07:39.000 Then he said distinctly, Petty Officer Morlock, do you recognize my voice?

01:07:44.000 I replied in the affirmative.

01:07:45.000 Open up the logbook and write this down verbatim, he said.

01:07:49.000 Chief Petty Officer Malcolm Nance is persona non-grata in our spaces.

01:07:52.000 You may remove him by force.

01:07:55.000 Now read that back to me.

01:07:58.000 Okay.

01:08:00.000 A lot of details here.

01:08:01.000 I want some more gossip.

01:08:02.000 Anyway, this article goes on for a very long time explaining what a complete catastrophe Malcolm Nance is, as we predicted.

01:08:09.000 I met this guy at an Ancolter debate.

01:08:11.000 He was acting like a fucking lunatic.

01:08:13.000 We had to tell him to shut his mouth.

01:08:18.000 Tell your now replicating moron Ryan to not say caller 516 go ahead.

01:08:26.000 Instead, say John is on the line calling about huge fucking tits or whatever.

01:08:30.000 The pregnant pauses and hello will go away immediately.

01:08:36.000 How he hasn't figured this out yet is Ry-tarded.

01:08:42.000 Okay.

01:08:44.000 What's your excuse for that?

01:08:46.000 Well, we had the only reason it started doing it is because people weren't sure if it was them.

01:08:50.000 They're like, me?

01:08:51.000 Is it me?

01:08:52.000 So if you say they're Kevin.

01:08:53.000 Is the voice thing that records their voice is inaccurate?

01:08:58.000 Oh, yeah.

01:08:59.000 Well, that too.

01:08:59.000 I don't read their...

01:09:00.000 No, no, I mean, when it says John is on the line.

01:09:04.000 Yeah, sometimes it's inaccurate.

01:09:06.000 Sometimes...

01:09:06.000 Because it prompts you, right?

01:09:07.000 And says, who's calling?

01:09:08.000 And you say Gavin.

01:09:09.000 And then it might say Kevin.

01:09:11.000 Yeah.

01:09:11.000 And they might say, hey, Gavin, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

01:09:14.000 And then you're like, well, it's not Gavin.

01:09:16.000 So the names aren't tried and true.

01:09:19.000 And then sometimes people are not sure it's them.

01:09:24.000 We need to bust Mercedes out of jail and do a show called Nude History with Mercedes-Carrera.

01:09:28.000 Sweet, Sweet Titties and World History.

01:09:29.000 Awesome.

01:09:30.000 Also, Ryan, who's better than Jimi Hendrix, and will knock Lakash the fuck out, even though he has 32% of his testosterone level, does a better job on gummies.

01:09:38.000 Handle it.

01:09:39.000 Make it happen.

01:09:39.000 Stay majestic.

01:09:41.000 I got a lot of flack for supporting Mercedes-Carrera.

01:09:44.000 I don't think you guys understand how close we are slash were.

01:09:49.000 People are like, go check out her porn.

01:09:51.000 She's a fucking disgusting pig.

01:09:53.000 We argued all the time about porn.

01:09:55.000 I've known this woman for, I don't know, six years.

01:09:57.000 We would talk on the phone regularly.

01:09:59.000 I know her husband very well.

01:10:01.000 So this is a good friend of mine.

01:10:04.000 Now, you have a good friend who goes to prison for allegedly molesting her daughter in a culture where all your other MAGA friends are in prison too.

01:10:14.000 In a culture where there's no hard, they checked all her computers, no kiddie porn anywhere.

01:10:21.000 In a culture where Mercedes' ex-husband was in a custody battle with her and wanted to win and get rid of her so he could have the kid.

01:10:30.000 And that worked, by the way.

01:10:30.000 The kid's gone from her life forever.

01:10:33.000 I know her kid.

01:10:35.000 I know their relationship.

01:10:37.000 I spoke to her about all this, heard her crying her eyes out.

01:10:42.000 Now they found meth, guns, and cameras around the bed.

01:10:46.000 And that's what really put her in.

01:10:48.000 All of those are typical of all porn stars.

01:10:51.000 So fuck you for telling me not to stand up for my friend until the evidence is presented.

01:11:00.000 This isn't a random stranger.

01:11:02.000 I've hung out with her.

01:11:04.000 We partied in Vegas.

01:11:05.000 We've been to rallies together.

01:11:07.000 We've been to conferences.

01:11:12.000 This is my friend who's been accused of the most horrible thing imaginable.

01:11:17.000 And of course, I'm aware that there's a possibility it's true.

01:11:22.000 But I stand by my friends until there's evidence that what the fuckheads are saying is brought forward.

01:11:29.000 Because look what everyone says about me.

01:11:30.000 I lost all my friends because they're all pussies.

01:11:33.000 I lost friends who knew I was innocent.

01:11:36.000 And we're like, sorry, man.

01:11:37.000 I can't take the heat.

01:11:40.000 God, I reek of fucking.

01:11:42.000 You know that My deodorant I use is that baking powder stuff that's just an arm and hammer.

01:11:50.000 So it has no scent at all.

01:11:52.000 And I hate that sort of sport Gillette gel shit that smells super strong.

01:11:58.000 So I'm smelling another man's, I'm a cuck.

01:12:01.000 I'm sitting here inhaling another man's Gillette just because I want you to send me a high-res shirt, tea or long sleeve, I don't care, and I'll reciprocate.

01:12:11.000 I promise.

01:12:13.000 Little husband shirt reciprocation.

01:12:20.000 It's funnier that I'm little, right?

01:12:21.000 I'm going to keep it this way.

01:12:23.000 Yeah.

01:12:23.000 Just little me.

01:12:24.000 This is hilarious.

01:12:25.000 Yeah, that's really a weird twist from normal life where you're 5'7.

01:12:29.000 Okay, well now you know what.

01:12:32.000 Ukraine and Biden, what if this whole war is a cover-up for all the dirty shit Ukraine has on the Biden family and is blackmailing them via foreign aid, or else the country would out the family?

01:12:44.000 That's probably why we have this shit.

01:12:48.000 Remember he said he's passing a bill on revenge porn?

01:12:52.000 Biden was going to try to make this about revenge porn.

01:12:55.000 They're going to ban revenge porn?

01:12:57.000 Revenge porn is banned, by the way.

01:12:59.000 And it's the porn isn't the issue, Joe.

01:13:05.000 The pictures with the crack, that's not really the problem here.

01:13:08.000 We knew rich people party.

01:13:10.000 The problem is that fucking you were using your power of office to set up deals with places like Ukraine, where we're coincidentally at war with, and China, and you were using a proxy,

01:13:27.000 your son, and then taking 10 to 50% depending on the deal.

01:13:32.000 Your corruption is the issue here.

01:13:35.000 Yeah, the porn stuff's pretty gross.

01:13:37.000 And I'm particularly concerned about him fucking his, what, his niece, and the allegations of child molestation from Joe Biden, and the idea of him with Obama's kids, his two girls.

01:13:50.000 Remember the credit card thing?

01:13:52.000 That's all there.

01:13:52.000 We're not going to let that go.

01:13:54.000 But that's not really why we're freaking out.

01:13:57.000 It's not like, ew, he was nude with a chick.

01:14:02.000 All right, last one.

01:14:05.000 Punks don't like hippies.

01:14:07.000 Recently, my wife found out.

01:14:10.000 Punks, wouldn't you just say I found out?

01:14:12.000 My wife found something out.

01:14:13.000 I haven't found it out yet.

01:14:14.000 My wife found out that punks don't like hippies.

01:14:17.000 I'm a little out of touch on the subject, or I guess I've never really given it any thought.

01:14:20.000 Definitely like to kindly shed on the subject?

01:14:22.000 Thank you and the team for all your hard work every day.

01:14:25.000 Yes.

01:14:26.000 Well, the Sex Pistols, of course, had their hit song, Never Trust a Hippie.

01:14:31.000 And in the late 70s, when punk began, it was a fuck you to the dinosaur rock that was popular at the time.

01:14:39.000 The, whatever, fucking Dire Straits, what was that band that Pink Floyd, all of those old, you know, mega rock bands that the hippies loved and the hippies, peace and love, shit.

01:14:54.000 Punk rock was about hate.

01:14:56.000 And it was about destroying the system.

01:15:00.000 It was about breaking all the rules and doing what you want and not being a masterful guitarist and, you know, not being a self-indulgent shithead.

01:15:12.000 It was a rebirth.

01:15:13.000 It was a fuck you to the boomers.

01:15:14.000 The boomers were hippies.

01:15:15.000 So I thought it would be pretty obvious that they hated hippies.

01:15:18.000 Everyone hates hippies.

01:15:20.000 That's what the whole fucking DNC is based upon, is hippie shit.

01:15:27.000 Anyway, okay, let's jump over to the mailbag.

01:15:31.000 Final video.

01:15:32.000 I mean, sorry, final video.

01:15:49.000 Bad news.

01:15:51.000 Quack.

01:15:52.000 Man down, man down.

01:15:53.000 Lynn has been Vinned.

01:15:57.000 Vin Diesel has the IQ of a newborn bear.

01:16:02.000 Cute, but not really good at human stuff.

01:16:07.000 And he likes to make videos.

01:16:10.000 He loves social media.

01:16:11.000 He also looks like an erect penis.

01:16:14.000 I believe he's a closeted homo.

01:16:16.000 He hides his race, but it's half black.

01:16:18.000 His black dad wasn't around, of course.

01:16:21.000 And when you're on a set with him, he social medias you.

01:16:25.000 And everyone dreads it.

01:16:26.000 It's embarrassing.

01:16:28.000 Everyone hates Vin Diesel.

01:16:30.000 He's a nightmare.

01:16:31.000 So people don't want to make it too obvious and be cliquey on the set and be at the craft table laughing.

01:16:37.000 So they humor him.

01:16:40.000 They go, hey, Vin, what's up, man?

01:16:42.000 And then they sort of make glance at each other like, I'm fucking believable.

01:16:48.000 So if you're new on the set, you come over and you're usually at the craft table and he makes a little video with you.

01:16:54.000 And then you go back to, there's probably a cool crowd on his sets where people are funny.

01:16:59.000 And the funny crowd, the guy goes back and Justin Lynn definitely did this after this.

01:17:04.000 And he went, I got Vinned.

01:17:06.000 It wasn't that bad.

01:17:07.000 It was short and sweet and now it's done.

01:17:09.000 And they go, oh, fuck, dude.

01:17:10.000 I had a 20-minute VIN.

01:17:12.000 I got Vinned for 20 minutes.

01:17:14.000 And they go, you need a purple heart.

01:17:16.000 You are a Vin vet.

01:17:19.000 So anyway, here is a man with an IQ so low, it's a marvel that he's able to feed himself and change his underwear.

01:17:28.000 Maybe he doesn't.

01:17:29.000 Maybe his underwear reeks.

01:17:31.000 Maybe he reeks.

01:17:33.000 And here is this depraved, retarded homo, Vinning Lynn.

01:17:38.000 What do you think, Justin?

01:17:40.000 Week one.

01:17:41.000 This French week one.

01:17:42.000 How does it feel?

01:17:44.000 Feels like the beginning of an epic ending.

01:17:50.000 Is it fair to say that this will be the best one?

01:17:54.000 In my heart, yes.

01:18:00.000 What kind of way is that to end?

01:18:02.000 Wow.

01:18:03.000 Oh!

01:18:07.000 That was savage.

01:18:10.000 Dude, you're going to like this movie and you think it's going to be good?

01:18:14.000 Whoa!

01:18:15.000 Slam.

01:18:16.000 He doesn't even get gestures right.

01:18:18.000 Like, that's what you say when you're like, tell him I'm going to fuck his girlfriend and she's going to love it.

01:18:22.000 And then I'm going to fuck all his friends' girlfriends and then they're going to hate you.

01:18:26.000 Oh, savage.

01:18:30.000 I think this movie's going to be good.

01:18:32.000 It might even be the best one.

01:18:32.000 I feel my heart is going to be good.

01:18:34.000 Oh, dude.

01:18:37.000 Damned it.

01:18:39.000 Hey, your mom, they found a growth in her breast.

01:18:42.000 It's not looking good.

01:18:43.000 Oh!

01:18:46.000 Savage!

01:18:47.000 You fucking roasted me, dude.

01:18:50.000 It's not really a roast, man.

01:18:52.000 I'm saying we're worried about her.

01:18:54.000 Oh, dude!

01:18:57.000 That crushes me.

01:18:57.000 Now I'm crying because I'm worried about my mom.

01:19:04.000 I love you.

01:19:04.000 I want to get married.

01:19:07.000 Classic.

01:19:08.000 That's funny.

01:19:09.000 No, I love you, Vin.

01:19:13.000 Strange, Stalinist times we're living in.

01:19:17.000 And I hope you intellectual media types can do something about it.

01:19:21.000 Because politics is downstream from the culture.

01:19:24.000 And that's who makes the changes around here.

01:19:27.000 Is the elites.

01:19:28.000 I'm just a working Joe in my high-viz long sleeves, just trying to repair the roads so you guys can drive to work and save the world.

01:19:38.000 And if that's not your cup of tea, then get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.

01:19:58.000 Stay in my heart for one.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - April 29, 2022

S4E109 - THE MINISTRY OF TRUTH

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