Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S4E110

00:00:40.000 Welcome to another edition of Get Off My Lawn.

00:00:43.000 That was the Mets closer.

00:00:46.000 What is it?

00:00:46.000 Basement Jacks or something?

00:00:48.000 Bass Jacks?

00:00:49.000 Who does that song?

00:00:51.000 I forget.

00:00:52.000 It's Edwin Diaz's walk-up song.

00:00:54.000 He was our shitty closer for many years, and now he's our good closer.

00:00:58.000 The Mets are kicking ass, number two in the entire league, right below the Yankees.

00:01:04.000 We're 16 and 7.

00:01:06.000 Unfortunately, my bet is only up to 720.

00:01:09.000 Now, you'd think $1,600 minus $700 is $900, but I'm out $180 somehow.

00:01:18.000 Now, I just asked the bookie.

00:01:20.000 He didn't get back to me yet, but is he taking this as individual bets he places right before the game?

00:01:25.000 Or did he take my entire bet at once?

00:01:28.000 You know what I mean?

00:01:29.000 Right.

00:01:30.000 Because individual bets would change.

00:01:32.000 Like, what is my bet?

00:01:33.000 Is my bet I want you to bet $100 on every Mets game?

00:01:37.000 Or I want you to bet on the entire season?

00:01:40.000 Which is what you wanted.

00:01:41.000 Bet on the entire season.

00:01:42.000 That's what I'm committed to.

00:01:43.000 Right.

00:01:44.000 And I can't pull out, so I should be rewarded with more than just this bullshit.

00:01:51.000 Right.

00:01:51.000 That seems like an individual bet thing.

00:01:53.000 Yeah, I've changed.

00:01:54.000 I'm paying $100 and I have the option to opt out.

00:01:57.000 That's less rewarding than my huge risk, which where I risked $16,000, boys.

00:02:05.000 Now, obviously, they'd have to lose every game.

00:02:07.000 It would break all world records, whatever.

00:02:10.000 But I also stand to gain $16,000.

00:02:14.000 Anyway, Diaz is kicking ass, and that's a cool song.

00:02:17.000 Blaster Jacks.

00:02:18.000 Very exciting to be at the stage, at the stadium these days with the Mets.

00:02:25.000 Narco.

00:02:27.000 Narco.

00:02:28.000 Very ironic because this all started going well for me when I bought a statue.

00:02:34.000 Did I send you this picture last week?

00:02:36.000 Did we talk about this?

00:02:37.000 I don't remember the statue.

00:02:38.000 So there's a place in the Bronx, not far from our office, that sells all these weird fucking statues.

00:02:43.000 I get heard about it.

00:02:44.000 It's called like Health Botanical Garden Center or some weird fucking name that makes no sense.

00:02:50.000 And it's full of statues, mostly Grim Reapers.

00:02:54.000 Lots of $300 Grim Reaper statues that are about four feet tall.

00:02:59.000 I showed it to a Puerto Rican friend, not Ryan, a friend.

00:03:03.000 And he goes, yeah.

00:03:05.000 If those are for sale in your neighborhood, you're in a really bad neighborhood.

00:03:08.000 That's the saint of death.

00:03:10.000 I thought, are we getting a new one of this, by the way?

00:03:13.000 A new just default background?

00:03:15.000 Yes.

00:03:16.000 A triangle for the setting up of the show.

00:03:18.000 Okay, that's like pop culture.

00:03:20.000 I sent you that.

00:03:21.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:03:22.000 Yeah.

00:03:24.000 And then there's like lots of Indians, statues of Indians, and then lots of black slaves that are like black.

00:03:32.000 Not brown, black slaves that are like a whole group of them.

00:03:37.000 Anyway, one of the statues I really liked was this guy, Jesus Malverde.

00:03:42.000 Is this ringing a bell?

00:03:43.000 Nope.

00:03:44.000 Okay, so I haven't talked about him.

00:03:46.000 I've since changed that whole shelf and added much more booze.

00:03:48.000 But that guy, I have a shrine to him now with skulls on either side.

00:03:52.000 You know that vodka that has skulls?

00:03:54.000 Yeah, Dan Aykroyd's skull vodka.

00:03:56.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:03:56.000 So I have one on either side of him.

00:03:58.000 And the luxpin.

00:03:59.000 So this guy was allegedly a real dude who turned to crime after his parents died because that particular part of Mexico was being colonized by miners and elites, and the locals weren't getting any of the money.

00:04:11.000 So he started robbing them and giving the money to the locals, a Robin Hood character, which is how the narcos see themselves.

00:04:18.000 They see themselves as Robin Hoods, like Pablo Escobar.

00:04:22.000 I'm taking from the rich and giving to the poor, building schools and stuff.

00:04:25.000 So Mal Verde means bad green.

00:04:27.000 Like you acquired your green in a bad way, so I'm going to take it from you.

00:04:32.000 And so he's in all narco-terrorist style homes.

00:04:35.000 If the cops ever come to my house, they're going to be like, this guy definitely deals cocaine.

00:04:39.000 And he's holding money in the statue.

00:04:41.000 And ever since I got it, my betting luck has been nuts.

00:04:46.000 Number two in the entire league.

00:04:48.000 Again, the Mets are one of the worst teams ever.

00:04:52.000 I wear a jacket from when we won the World Series, 1986, it says on the jacket.

00:04:59.000 And we're such losers, it's like when Red Sox fans are talking to Yankees fans, and I'll come in and say, yeah, well, that's like we did last year with the Phillies.

00:05:11.000 And people won't even make fun of me.

00:05:14.000 It's like being retarded.

00:05:16.000 People just go, yeah, okay.

00:05:19.000 Anyway, so the pitching this year, and I'm behind the guy going, we have Jacob DeGrommes Young winner.

00:05:27.000 Yeah, I know you do.

00:05:28.000 That's great.

00:05:29.000 You're fun.

00:05:30.000 You're number one, buddy.

00:05:32.000 Yes, I am.

00:05:32.000 I'm number one.

00:05:35.000 Speaking of losers, I attended Larry Barnes' induction into the Hall of Fame, the Baseball Hall of Fame, yesterday.

00:05:45.000 Never been to that place.

00:05:47.000 It's called Russo's on the Water.

00:05:49.000 It's in Howard Beach.

00:05:50.000 I drove Larry and his sons there because I called an Uber and it was going to be a 45-minute wait.

00:05:56.000 You ever heard of that?

00:05:58.000 Rarely.

00:05:59.000 I've never heard of that in Newbery.

00:06:01.000 3 a.m. maybe, yeah.

00:06:02.000 Yeah, this was at 11.

00:06:03.000 So I just fucked, I jumped in my car and I drove them.

00:06:06.000 When they get to Howard Beach, which is in Brooklyn, they go, we're in Queens.

00:06:09.000 No, yo, this is where, this is the kind of place you come here, you don't leave.

00:06:16.000 Dude.

00:06:16.000 We buy a house?

00:06:18.000 East New York.

00:06:19.000 If a white guy goes to East New York, he's a dead man.

00:06:21.000 Fucking East Village.

00:06:24.000 A, you're A-OK.

00:06:26.000 B, be careful.

00:06:27.000 Avenue C, see you later.

00:06:29.000 D, you're dead.

00:06:31.000 But black dudes are like brainwashed into thinking that Howard Beach, yo, what are you doing here?

00:06:37.000 Why are the mooling yarns here?

00:06:39.000 You're fucking dead.

00:06:40.000 You're not coming out of here alive.

00:06:42.000 Like, you know, that movie Judgment Night, where the RV goes through the wrong part of town, and these white guys are stuck in a black part of town, they're all going to die.

00:06:50.000 Black people think that about white neighborhoods.

00:06:55.000 Anyway, we got some pics from it.

00:06:59.000 Oh, there's the movie.

00:06:59.000 I was peeing.

00:07:00.000 I missed the beginning.

00:07:01.000 His personality is solid.

00:07:05.000 Stop.

00:07:06.000 It was some of the rudest people.

00:07:09.000 They're chatting while the speech.

00:07:11.000 Apparently, this is true of all boxing awards things.

00:07:14.000 I mean, boxers are not known for their high IQs, and I don't think they're known for their manners either.

00:07:20.000 Holy shit.

00:07:21.000 And I couldn't even do the turnaround and like, uh-huh, face, because half the place was doing that.

00:07:28.000 My eyeballs would wear out going, hmm?

00:07:30.000 Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

00:07:36.000 Go ahead.

00:07:40.000 This guy.

00:07:42.000 Jibber-jabbing in a way.

00:07:46.000 The accomplishments and these numbers raised are numerous, and I'm going to let you look at the book so you can read about them.

00:07:52.000 I didn't want to go over them again, but I just have to say how much we look up to this man and love this man.

00:07:59.000 He's never been to the pay of war.

00:08:00.000 He has an energy like no one else.

00:08:02.000 Stop.

00:08:03.000 You see, so that first table on the top left is Larry's table with his sons there and a family that came.

00:08:09.000 Then that, so that's like the top table, I guess, if it's Larry's.

00:08:12.000 Then there's the fun table with Tommy Bags and the crew.

00:08:17.000 And then I'm at the loser table.

00:08:18.000 Third best table.

00:08:20.000 What?

00:08:21.000 Yeah.

00:08:23.000 I'm driving the guy there.

00:08:25.000 You two are like ebony and ivory.

00:08:27.000 I'm in the ugly section.

00:08:28.000 You ever see the Kirbier Enthusiasm where they don't get seated in the nice spot?

00:08:30.000 They're in the ugly section?

00:08:32.000 I was seated in the ugly section.

00:08:33.000 Guess who I was sitting next to?

00:08:35.000 Whom?

00:08:36.000 A broad.

00:08:37.000 You.

00:08:38.000 What the fuck?

00:08:39.000 What are you doing here?

00:08:40.000 A Jew broad.

00:08:43.000 Because I'm Jewish, but I'm from Boston, so I'm basically a New Yorker.

00:08:48.000 And I go, you know how you tell the Jewish wives?

00:08:50.000 They don't suck dick.

00:08:51.000 You know how you tell the Irish wives?

00:08:53.000 They don't suck dick.

00:08:55.000 I just made that joke up on the spot.

00:08:57.000 So it was fun talking to her.

00:08:58.000 She was cool.

00:08:59.000 She talked about something funny about being a mom, where the dad comes up with a rule, like my rule, no screens day, but then he's at work.

00:09:06.000 So the mom has to enforce it.

00:09:08.000 She's like, I don't want you fuckers hanging around me.

00:09:10.000 At least when you're on your screens, you're out of my hair.

00:09:15.000 Anyway.

00:09:16.000 Have you ever met him before?

00:09:17.000 Walk up to him and say, hello, he'll bring you life.

00:09:20.000 He's no referral.

00:09:21.000 He was wearing a sparkling beige suit.

00:09:23.000 And then that's the guy, the let's get ready to fight or whatever his saying is with the dreads that go to the fucking ground.

00:09:30.000 He's bald too.

00:09:31.000 His hairline's back here, and then his dreads touch the ground.

00:09:40.000 Listen to this bitch jump in.

00:09:44.000 I have nothing to add to this, by the way, because this young man is just the most amazing young man.

00:09:50.000 But I do want to talk just like one thing about this game.

00:09:55.000 This young man is probably one of the most polite young man.

00:10:01.000 Women ruin everything.

00:10:04.000 I have nothing to add, she says, and then says he's a very polite man.

00:10:08.000 That's nice.

00:10:09.000 All old black guys are polite.

00:10:15.000 The ones that aren't are dead.

00:10:16.000 Let Guido Sarducci go up there and say something.

00:10:25.000 I'm being real short.

00:10:26.000 I can't, I can't imagine.

00:10:28.000 You can't help being real short, Larry.

00:10:30.000 Shannon Briggs right there had this crazy speech where he's like, let's go, champ.

00:10:35.000 That's his saying.

00:10:36.000 And he got everyone to say, let's go, champ.

00:10:38.000 And it's like, Larry, I wrote Larry a fucking speech.

00:10:41.000 Oh, cool.

00:10:42.000 But he's not a big reader.

00:10:45.000 And I left it on his answering machine.

00:10:47.000 This guy can memorize entire scenes of movies.

00:10:50.000 Like, he'll just go up to you and he'll go, are you not entertained?

00:10:53.000 Yeah.

00:10:54.000 Marcus Aurelius, I didn't come here to kill.

00:10:56.000 I didn't say I know him.

00:10:57.000 I said he touched me on the shoulder once.

00:10:59.000 He becomes gladiator for five minutes.

00:11:01.000 He said it so many times, you're starting to remember it.

00:11:03.000 Yes.

00:11:04.000 Yeah.

00:11:04.000 I did not say that.

00:11:05.000 I said he touched me on the shoulder once.

00:11:07.000 Rocky, like, and he builds it up too.

00:11:10.000 He's like, at first, I killed for sport.

00:11:14.000 And now, and then he builds it up.

00:11:16.000 And then he tells me to say, I have to say, you knew Marcus Aurelius?

00:11:21.000 So say that.

00:11:22.000 And then he looks at me and I go, you knew Marcus Aurelius?

00:11:24.000 I didn't say I knew him.

00:11:25.000 I said he touched me on the shoulder once.

00:11:29.000 Everyone in the gym is like, who the fuck's Marcus Aurelius?

00:11:34.000 And I'm not going to ask if you knew him because I don't want to fucking.

00:11:37.000 Imagine the lion isn't even like that.

00:11:38.000 He's just so amped.

00:11:39.000 It's like, I didn't say that.

00:11:40.000 I said I brushed his shoulder once.

00:11:42.000 But he's just like, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:11:44.000 Yeah.

00:11:45.000 I didn't say I knew him.

00:11:46.000 Actually, it could be a misremember, like in Rushmore, where we thought he says, oh, it's a jellyfish.

00:11:54.000 And then you look up the movie and what are you painting?

00:11:56.000 It's a jellyfish.

00:11:58.000 What?

00:11:59.000 Or the laughing guy with the monocle on CBS News from the 70s?

00:12:03.000 I was like, he's dying.

00:12:05.000 And then we look it up and the guy's like, a monocle.

00:12:07.000 At any rate, or a very difficult situation.

00:12:11.000 That doesn't even exist.

00:12:12.000 Or thinking that in the song it goes, everybody.

00:12:15.000 And meanwhile, it's just like...

00:12:17.000 Oh, wait, the way that one is.

00:12:18.000 That one is.

00:12:18.000 That one is it.

00:12:19.000 That's how I remember the good.

00:12:22.000 See if you can find that.

00:12:23.000 Marcus Aurelius touched me on the shoulder once.

00:12:26.000 Marcus.

00:12:27.000 Anyway, while you do that, I'll say some of my speech.

00:12:31.000 You know, thank you guys.

00:12:32.000 This is great.

00:12:33.000 Thank you so much.

00:12:33.000 You know, when you had a career in this sport, you look back sometimes and you wonder, are they going to remember me?

00:12:37.000 Did I make a difference?

00:12:38.000 Well, looks like I made a difference.

00:12:41.000 I'm on it.

00:12:43.000 I don't know where I'd be without boxing.

00:12:45.000 I'm skipping apart.

00:12:46.000 Actually, I know where I'd be.

00:12:47.000 I'd be dead or in jail.

00:12:49.000 When I was a kid, I was into sports, but I was always Larry, no fear, Barnes.

00:12:53.000 It's an asset in boxing, but it's a curse out here on these streets.

00:12:56.000 There was a time in the early 80s where I was running with a bad crew.

00:13:00.000 This is sounding so racist.

00:13:03.000 And I could feel myself getting pulled into crime.

00:13:05.000 I wanted to make money on the streets.

00:13:07.000 I want to do big stuff like robber bank.

00:13:09.000 Thank God for my cousin Paul DeVos.

00:13:12.000 He was a golden glove champion who got me into boxing in the 80s.

00:13:15.000 I started watching Sau Mambi on TV.

00:13:17.000 He was traveling all over the world defending his super lightweight title against Instaboody Jesus, Termite Watkins, Thomas Americo.

00:13:23.000 He used his fearlessness for good.

00:13:28.000 And is this the part where they escort him off the stage because he got a hernia and they put a camp on him and then he comes back?

00:13:37.000 This is a man's bro.

00:13:39.000 I started training at Pockchester Boxing Club in the Bronx and I ain't looked back since.

00:13:43.000 I trained day and night.

00:13:44.000 I run from Mount Vernon to Watt Plains and back.

00:13:46.000 Along the highway, I looked like I stole a TV.

00:13:48.000 But I didn't have no TV.

00:13:51.000 I'm doing it in his style of comedy, too.

00:13:55.000 I wasn't into crime.

00:13:56.000 I was a new man.

00:13:57.000 In fact, in 1990, I stopped a bank robbery at the same bank I was thinking of robbing as a kid.

00:14:03.000 I was 2-0 at the time.

00:14:05.000 No, 12-0 at the time.

00:14:06.000 And some criminal had seen a woman empty a safety deposit box.

00:14:09.000 This is all true.

00:14:09.000 He knocked out a bank robber.

00:14:11.000 Oh, shit.

00:14:12.000 What a life.

00:14:13.000 By the 90s, I started fighting the same guys I used to watch on TV.

00:14:17.000 I fought Saul Mambi, he would say.

00:14:22.000 Ben listening all the fights.

00:14:24.000 I fought Felix Trinidad there, and boom.

00:14:26.000 He's talking about Madison Square Gardens.

00:14:28.000 Celebrities coming over to wish him luck.

00:14:30.000 What a left uppercut.

00:14:32.000 I got to say, he knocked me into the Twilight Zone.

00:14:34.000 I thought Rod Sueling was calling my name.

00:14:37.000 That's a joke he always says when he talks about that.

00:14:39.000 And then the last line is, so thank you.

00:14:41.000 Bye-bye.

00:14:42.000 Feels good to be appreciated.

00:14:43.000 Oh, and I couldn't help but notice there's a lot of ladies here tonight.

00:14:46.000 I want you all to know one thing.

00:14:48.000 Larry still got it.

00:14:49.000 Hey!

00:14:52.000 The walk-up is great.

00:14:54.000 And then, is this the part where Pavarotti comes in?

00:15:05.000 Look at his fucking face.

00:15:10.000 But Larry does talk like James Brown.

00:15:12.000 Yeah.

00:15:14.000 By the way, speaking of faces, go to 11B.

00:15:18.000 Ladies, what are you doing?

00:15:19.000 And you'll notice, I looked up this plastic surgeon that she works for.

00:15:22.000 His wife looks normal old, like laugh lines and a normal face.

00:15:27.000 He has crow's feet.

00:15:29.000 No, no, 11B.

00:15:30.000 Oh, sorry.

00:15:31.000 There's two 11Bs.

00:15:32.000 The first 11B, New York Post.

00:15:36.000 So they don't do this to their own faces.

00:15:38.000 They do it to insecure, normal-looking women to turn them into monsters.

00:15:43.000 Look at that thing.

00:15:46.000 What is that?

00:15:47.000 Damon Wayans and white chicks.

00:15:50.000 Plastic surgery made staffer work with COVID, asked her to fake test suit.

00:15:55.000 She had to fake a suit?

00:15:57.000 Look at her fucking face, dude.

00:16:00.000 It's like what Martin Short said.

00:16:02.000 He said, whenever you see a woman with plastic surgery, you don't go, oh, there's a 23-year-old.

00:16:06.000 You go, oh, there was a woman who was in a horrible burn accident.

00:16:09.000 They managed to put most of her face back together, and she can lead a reasonably normal life.

00:16:15.000 What did she look like before they show her?

00:16:17.000 I don't know.

00:16:17.000 See, look, he's got wrinkles.

00:16:20.000 Look at her.

00:16:23.000 What the fuck have you done, lady?

00:16:25.000 That's silly.

00:16:26.000 I think there's a young woman in there somewhere.

00:16:28.000 I think there's like a 34-year-old.

00:16:32.000 That looks evil.

00:16:34.000 Yeah, that looks dark.

00:16:36.000 That looks like an evil short guy.

00:16:39.000 Speaking of evil short guys, Ryan's Instagram is back, and it's really good.

00:16:43.000 Check out 11A.

00:16:44.000 He does these sketches where he works at this shoe place.

00:16:48.000 I didn't know you had a job at a sneaker store.

00:16:49.000 I do not.

00:16:50.000 I don't know what this is.

00:16:51.000 Okay.

00:16:51.000 Already kind of offended.

00:16:53.000 It's pretty cool.

00:16:55.000 Ryan puts up a video a day.

00:16:56.000 What's this one about?

00:16:57.000 Let's see.

00:16:58.000 Let's see.

00:16:59.000 Hi, hi.

00:17:00.000 Welcome, welcome.

00:17:01.000 Oh, my God.

00:17:02.000 You should buy shoes.

00:17:03.000 You should look at me like I'm a museum architect.

00:17:05.000 Let's see how these shirts look today.

00:17:06.000 You know, I don't really like how this is looking at this.

00:17:08.000 Where do you get the time to go?

00:17:09.000 You want to get shirts?

00:17:11.000 That's not me.

00:17:12.000 What?

00:17:13.000 That's a different human being.

00:17:15.000 I don't even know if you could clarify.

00:17:17.000 You wait, you have a twin brother?

00:17:19.000 No.

00:17:21.000 That's not even using close to me.

00:17:24.000 I'm offended.

00:17:25.000 And I don't look like this.

00:17:27.000 Go to the picture.

00:17:28.000 Oh, my God.

00:17:29.000 Oh, yeah.

00:17:31.000 That guy doesn't have a mustache.

00:17:32.000 There's way more than that.

00:17:37.000 There's a picture of us all together with Larry.

00:17:44.000 Every time someone takes a fucking picture, they add 40 feet of sky.

00:17:50.000 No, that's another picture.

00:17:54.000 That one.

00:17:54.000 Zoom out.

00:17:57.000 Oh my God.

00:17:58.000 Actually, I'm impressed they got the shit.

00:18:00.000 They usually crop the feet and then have all the other shit.

00:18:03.000 Like, how do you not know to take a fucking photograph?

00:18:06.000 100% of the time, you ask someone to take a picture for you, they add four feet of shit.

00:18:12.000 Go in, get all of John's body.

00:18:14.000 If you're going to crop, you crop like just above the waist.

00:18:17.000 If that's not cropping any hands.

00:18:20.000 It's not rocket science to take a fucking picture.

00:18:22.000 Look at Tommy Bags.

00:18:24.000 He's wearing a turtleneck with a gold chain and a suit and Gucci slippers.

00:18:29.000 I'm like, dude, I don't want to speak out of turn here, but are you perchance Italian?

00:18:38.000 There's a cop and a criminal in that photo.

00:18:41.000 Cops and criminals are all friends now.

00:18:43.000 Now that they're retired, they're all buddies.

00:18:44.000 And we have to bring back my game show.

00:18:46.000 Cop or a criminal with the texts.

00:18:49.000 Yeah.

00:18:49.000 We'll play it once a day.

00:18:50.000 I was thinking about hosting a game show on this very site where it's a quiz show and I interview and quiz people individually and then stack them up.

00:19:01.000 Who's the smartest person on censored.tv?

00:19:04.000 Could be a special.

00:19:06.000 So the contributors.

00:19:07.000 Yep.

00:19:08.000 I feel like Goad will win.

00:19:10.000 Do you think Goad is the smartest person at Censored.tv?

00:19:13.000 Besides you.

00:19:14.000 Yeah, obviously.

00:19:15.000 Devin Tracy's pretty smart.

00:19:18.000 Yeah.

00:19:19.000 And he doesn't look too different from Goad.

00:19:22.000 That's a great point, Ryan.

00:19:23.000 We're talking about intelligence, and you notice the two people are bald.

00:19:27.000 Yeah, I guess you're right.

00:19:28.000 Rolling Thunder happened Since I spoke to you last, very cool deal in Ottawa.

00:19:34.000 So they went to lay a wreath at a war memorial.

00:19:36.000 This is the same war memorial where a Muslim terrorist shot a guy in a kilt, a guard, a soldier.

00:19:43.000 What was his name?

00:19:44.000 Nathan Cirillo?

00:19:46.000 Was the soldier?

00:19:47.000 So they want to go lay a wreath at that same spot, and Justin says, No, not going to happen.

00:19:53.000 And they go, yeah, it's happening actually.

00:19:54.000 So now going to Ottawa and humiliating Justin Trudeau has become a tradition, which I'm very happy about.

00:20:05.000 Rido Street.

00:20:06.000 That's where I got rolled for my docks.

00:20:08.000 I got beat up by skinheads and they stole my fucking Dr. Martins right past that overpass.

00:20:14.000 How'd they get away with it with so many people there, though?

00:20:17.000 Well, this was in 1987.

00:20:19.000 Oh, I see.

00:20:20.000 The foot used pretty encased in glass, that whole area.

00:20:23.000 I mean, like the sidewalk, because it was so cold.

00:20:26.000 Oh, shit.

00:20:28.000 Isn't Toronto like half subterranean?

00:20:31.000 Montreal.

00:20:32.000 Montreal?

00:20:32.000 It gets so cold.

00:20:37.000 And I love this because Trudeau hates anything that makes him look uncool.

00:20:44.000 He could care less if Canada sinks into the sea.

00:20:46.000 But the reason he spent so much money, which it translates to like 30 grand per person in Canadian media, donating to newspapers, is because he wanted them to write nice things about us.

00:20:56.000 I think one of the reasons the Proud Boys became terrorists is because I made fun of him.

00:21:01.000 Because my brother hung out with him a few times because my brother was friends with his stepbrother.

00:21:05.000 And so I tell that funny story about him worried that a campfire would hurt their carbon footprint.

00:21:11.000 And I think he has it out to get me, and the Prowboys was a great piece of revenge.

00:21:14.000 Another big enemy of his is Ezra Levant.

00:21:17.000 By the way, this march is because of Ezra.

00:21:19.000 Ezra injected life into the Canadian right.

00:21:23.000 And fucking Justin hates that.

00:21:25.000 He's a drama club kid.

00:21:31.000 Do Hells Angels have a Canada chapter?

00:21:36.000 That's a yes, right?

00:21:37.000 Yeah, Ryan.

00:21:38.000 Gotcha.

00:21:39.000 Like hundreds.

00:21:41.000 The Hells Angels have chapters in Turkey and Tokyo.

00:21:45.000 They're a global organization, my friend.

00:21:47.000 Oh, dang.

00:21:48.000 That was probably the dumbest thing you've ever said.

00:21:51.000 Not even asked.

00:21:54.000 Speaking of drama club kids, so much of the body politic right now is those annoying girls who were in the drama club.

00:22:03.000 Remember them?

00:22:04.000 They were kind of sluts and kind of stupid and not quite all there.

00:22:08.000 They're obsessed with attention and they had their drama friends.

00:22:12.000 But you know what I mean?

00:22:14.000 Remember the drama club in high school?

00:22:15.000 They weren't quite aligned with reality.

00:22:18.000 They were dumb attention whores.

00:22:20.000 The guys were all gay.

00:22:21.000 The women were fag hags.

00:22:23.000 And they were retarded and gross and stupid.

00:22:27.000 Well, retarded.

00:22:30.000 And this is, you know, you heard Jen Sackey has got a deal with MSNBC.

00:22:34.000 She's got some show coming up.

00:22:36.000 Me, me, me, me.

00:22:37.000 And people would say, why does Biden have a set?

00:22:40.000 Like, why doesn't he talk from the White House?

00:22:41.000 He's in a fake White House.

00:22:43.000 We see flowers behind him that are always in bloom.

00:22:46.000 And it's because the staff, and I have this on good authority, they're all Veep fans.

00:22:52.000 Seriously.

00:22:52.000 Wow.

00:22:53.000 They love the show Veep.

00:22:54.000 So for them, this whole White House thing is just a show.

00:22:57.000 They're playing house.

00:22:58.000 So much of women in the workforce is playing house.

00:23:01.000 Some guy just sent me a picture from Ireland of an ad for like where construction workers get their morning scones, you know, their little bacon, egg, and cheese in the morning.

00:23:10.000 And the commercial for it is like, choice is a must.

00:23:13.000 And it has some homo with a fan.

00:23:15.000 Like, this is where construction workers get their coffee and it's about choice, people.

00:23:19.000 And that's clearly a woman who works at a marketing firm virtue signaling to her friends.

00:23:23.000 It's not the free market.

00:23:25.000 Like that.

00:23:26.000 There's no drag queens who go to this place for their morning fucking sandwich.

00:23:31.000 It's women in the workforce fucking up.

00:23:32.000 That's what Gen Sacchi is.

00:23:34.000 That's what the White House is.

00:23:35.000 That's what huge swaths of our economy are.

00:23:38.000 And that's what the Minister of Information is.

00:23:43.000 She's got a book out.

00:23:47.000 13A?

00:23:50.000 Oh, yeah.

00:23:51.000 So this woman, Christina Push, who I think works for Marjorie Taylor Greene.

00:23:54.000 I'm not sure.

00:23:54.000 I forget who she works for.

00:23:55.000 Ron DeSantis.

00:23:56.000 Ron DeSantis.

00:23:57.000 I'm two chapters into the Minister of Truth, Nina Jankowicz's book, and she's arguing that we should censor the internet to protect women from mean tweets.

00:24:05.000 She shares a story of her friend who went on an exotic vacation to Thailand to recover from online abuse.

00:24:11.000 For the record, just to be clear here, when women are abused online, it's other women.

00:24:18.000 Men don't sit there and going, you look so fat in that.

00:24:21.000 You're such a bitch.

00:24:23.000 Oh my God, a coach handbag.

00:24:24.000 Are you like on welfare?

00:24:27.000 But go back to 1-3.

00:24:31.000 Tulsi Gabbard, is that her name?

00:24:37.000 She was saying that this whole ministry of, yeah, this whole Ministry of Information thing is Obama.

00:24:42.000 This is not Biden's decision.

00:24:44.000 Obama senses that they are losing their stranglehold on big tech, and he knows that's how they win elections, that politicians control the information, they control the populace.

00:24:54.000 So here is April 21.

00:24:56.000 Obama saying social media sensors don't go far enough.

00:25:02.000 The good news is that almost all the big tech platforms now acknowledge some responsibility for content on their platforms, and they're investing in large teams of people to monitor it.

00:25:13.000 Great.

00:25:15.000 Given the sheer volume of content, this strategy can feel like a game of whack-a-mole.

00:25:21.000 Remarkable.

00:25:21.000 It's WACK.

00:25:23.000 Still, in talking to people at these companies, I believe they are sincere in trying to limit content that engages in hate speech, encourages violence, or poses a threat to public safety.

00:25:37.000 See, he's so much better at this.

00:25:38.000 They genuinely are concerned about it.

00:25:40.000 They want to do something about it.

00:25:45.000 But while content moderation can limit the distribution of clearly dangerous content.

00:25:51.000 What's dangerous content?

00:25:52.000 It doesn't go far enough.

00:25:54.000 Oh, so we're learning a lot about this minister of information.

00:26:02.000 And she's got a book out that's all pro-communist shit.

00:26:06.000 what did you say you found out about her?

00:26:07.000 She was talking about the beauty of censoring content a long time ago.

00:26:13.000 What'd you say?

00:26:14.000 Oh, Ryan Luther.

00:26:18.000 Can you hear the gears?

00:26:22.000 His Model T Ford brain is at work right now, folks.

00:26:25.000 Yes, there was a.

00:26:27.000 Did you, Marcus Rosalius?

00:26:29.000 You sent for me.

00:26:31.000 The wrong thing.

00:26:33.000 I did find the part?

00:26:34.000 I did.

00:26:36.000 You're good, Spaniard, but you're not that good.

00:26:38.000 Oh my God, I hear this every two days.

00:26:48.000 I've never seen that.

00:26:49.000 Like, I've maybe saw this when it came out, but it's so weird hearing this speech I've heard from a James little James Brown come out of big actors because he doesn't do their voice, really.

00:26:59.000 He does his, like, ha, ha!

00:27:04.000 You knew Marcus Horrid.

00:27:06.000 I did not say I knew him.

00:27:08.000 I said he touched me on the shoulder once.

00:27:13.000 As predicted.

00:27:14.000 Totally calm.

00:27:15.000 I didn't say I knew him.

00:27:16.000 I said he touched me on the shoulder once.

00:27:18.000 But he screams.

00:27:20.000 When Larry does it, his eyeballs come out of his head.

00:27:23.000 I didn't say I knew him.

00:27:23.000 I said he touched me on the shoulder once.

00:27:25.000 Yeah, and he'll grab your shoulder.

00:27:27.000 Well, he grabs onto you and you're like, what the fuck?

00:27:29.000 Is this part of the scene?

00:27:30.000 It's not.

00:27:31.000 He does not touch that man.

00:27:32.000 No.

00:27:33.000 He's disconnected from himself.

00:27:34.000 So anyway, back to the minister of truth.

00:27:36.000 We have a minister of truth.

00:27:38.000 Ministry of Truth.

00:27:40.000 It's a concept literally in 1984.

00:27:44.000 It's literally Orwellian.

00:27:48.000 Goebbels was the Minister of Truth for Hitler.

00:27:52.000 We used to laugh at Canada.

00:27:54.000 Aha, you have the CBC, you have government-mandated information.

00:27:57.000 Aha, you commies.

00:27:59.000 And then America goes, hold my beer.

00:28:03.000 So Obama's still president.

00:28:05.000 He still sucks.

00:28:07.000 But not only does Nina Jankowicz have a book, she has a CD out of songs.

00:28:15.000 Did you know about this?

00:28:16.000 No.

00:28:16.000 Now, don't include me in this.

00:28:18.000 Make it full screen.

00:28:19.000 This is a greatest hits collection we came across of Nina Jankowicz's best songs.

00:28:27.000 Imagine owning the Minister of Information's greatest songs, all in one place.

00:28:32.000 In a once-in-a-lifetime collection, Censored.tv presents the ultimate Minister of Information collection.

00:28:40.000 At least half a dozen beautiful songs, including Humankind is Insane.

00:28:47.000 Any dolphin can see that humankind has gone insane.

00:28:54.000 A song about Harry Potter's genitals.

00:28:56.000 I help them solve the mystery of the A. And I'd like to solve the mystery between the A. The classic, Who Do I Have to Fuck to be Rich, Famous, and Powerful?

00:29:10.000 Santa, if you're listening, please tell me what to do.

00:29:13.000 Who do I fuck to be famous?

00:29:18.000 And featuring her brand new hit, Information Laundering is really quite ferocious.

00:29:23.000 Information laundering is really quite ferocious.

00:29:26.000 It's when a hopster takes some lies and makes them sound precocious.

00:29:29.000 That's right.

00:29:30.000 You get two CDs for just $16.99.

00:29:34.000 Call 718-400-6959 to order the ultimate Minister of Information Collection and get two CDs for just $16.99 plus shipping and handling when you use your credit card.

00:29:50.000 Call now or order online at https://censored.tv.

00:30:02.000 Wow.

00:30:03.000 I hate musical music.

00:30:05.000 I hate it.

00:30:07.000 It's an affront to music itself.

00:30:09.000 They make up the songs in what, like six months?

00:30:11.000 They have to adhere to a plot.

00:30:14.000 The Strokes first album probably took them 10 years to make.

00:30:17.000 And someone throws together a bunch of shit garbage.

00:30:19.000 Musicals have the worst type of music.

00:30:21.000 And the fact that people like it, by the way, that really quite furooshius.

00:30:25.000 That's why she got the job.

00:30:27.000 Because the entire White House is now drama club girls.

00:30:32.000 So they saw that and they loved it.

00:30:37.000 Remember Obama Girl?

00:30:39.000 Obama girl.

00:30:42.000 I wonder what it would take for me to be an Obama girl.

00:30:46.000 Maybe one day I could escape this editing and software pod and fulfill my true dream of becoming an Obama girl.

00:30:56.000 I can see it now.

00:30:59.000 Obama girl.

00:31:02.000 I'll be an Obama girl.

00:31:06.000 Oh, but daddy, you want me to work a real job?

00:31:10.000 You gotta go to school.

00:31:16.000 Yeah, musicals suck.

00:31:18.000 Is he on the can?

00:31:20.000 I don't know.

00:31:20.000 He's pissed.

00:31:21.000 Hey, are you okay?

00:31:22.000 Yeah, fine.

00:31:22.000 Leave me alone.

00:31:24.000 I want to become an Obama girl, Dad.

00:31:26.000 Talk about it later.

00:31:27.000 I'm taking a shit.

00:31:29.000 And I really don't like that Harry Potter's genitals thing.

00:31:33.000 I want to know what Live Teams likes.

00:31:34.000 Now, I've heard there's a documentary about that little gang.

00:31:38.000 Oh, yeah.

00:31:39.000 Her musical duet.

00:31:40.000 And they go, no, no, no, we were like 12 when we made the song.

00:31:44.000 Okay, so you were worried about Harry Potter's cock when you were 12?

00:31:48.000 Like 12-year-old girls want, they want to have big dicks.

00:31:52.000 Big dongs.

00:31:53.000 Big magic dicks.

00:31:54.000 12-year-old girls are sick of small dicks.

00:31:56.000 Is that what you're saying?

00:31:57.000 Is that?

00:31:58.000 I'm proud that she didn't make a wand pun.

00:32:01.000 Like, what size is your wand or whatever?

00:32:05.000 You want to fuck Harry Potter.

00:32:06.000 So their defense is, no, no, no.

00:32:08.000 I, as an adult woman, don't want to fuck Harry Potter because he's 12.

00:32:12.000 When I was 12, I wanted to fuck Harry Potter.

00:32:14.000 Oh, because 12-year-olds are so horny.

00:32:16.000 I gotcha.

00:32:18.000 That brings us to the war on kids pretty quick.

00:32:20.000 But before we get there, I want to...

00:32:22.000 Should we just jump there?

00:32:23.000 Yeah, let's do it.

00:32:25.000 War on kids.

00:32:27.000 War on kids.

00:32:29.000 I'm going to regret that.

00:32:31.000 Hello, fam.

00:32:32.000 I had a sex change upgrade.

00:32:34.000 Who wants to pound my bag?

00:32:35.000 We are living in an ageism era where children are seen as human garbage.

00:32:41.000 Regulations to indoctrinate American school children with poisonous and divisive left-wing doctrines.

00:32:53.000 I had some people telling me that I shouldn't downplay the grooming aspect of all this LGBTQ kid stuff because it's how gays reproduce.

00:33:04.000 I never really thought of that before.

00:33:05.000 Obviously, gays can't reproduce.

00:33:07.000 There's no eggs in a butthole.

00:33:10.000 So when the gays put their dinks in other gays' bums, the only thing they get is baby AIDS.

00:33:17.000 And as far as lesbians go, well, they scissor for a while and they rub sex toys on themselves and then they get LBD, lesbian bed death.

00:33:24.000 None of this includes kids.

00:33:26.000 So they groom.

00:33:28.000 Go to 19.

00:33:30.000 It's weird because is this LGBT war on kids?

00:33:34.000 Kellen D. Nicholson, a male-to-female transgender person, has just been arrested in Portland and charged with 12 felonies related to grooming a child for sex and possessing child sex abuse imagery.

00:33:43.000 She posted photos of herself in the girl's bathroom on Reddit.

00:33:46.000 It's funny because you see these more moderate gays say, we don't want to fuck kids.

00:33:51.000 What the hell is the matter with you?

00:33:53.000 Because they're mortified at the possibility that we're right.

00:33:56.000 Well, we're right.

00:33:57.000 So get mortified.

00:34:00.000 Does that look like a chick to you?

00:34:02.000 18 trans F looking for sex with folks to fuck at any age.

00:34:08.000 Whoa.

00:34:08.000 I want to fuck some folks.

00:34:10.000 It's weird that you mentioned that too.

00:34:12.000 Yeah, like LGBTQ is merging with War on Kids.

00:34:16.000 I actually have two.

00:34:17.000 I have a bunch of LGBT stuff, and it's all trans child stuff.

00:34:21.000 So what does that go under?

00:34:25.000 I thought it was interesting, too.

00:34:26.000 Go to 2-0.

00:34:28.000 They don't release mug shots anymore.

00:34:30.000 Kellen Nicholson, blah, blah, blah.

00:34:32.000 She was arrested, but Oregon no longer releases mug shots because of a new law to protect riot arrestees and other suspects.

00:34:40.000 So I'm talking to a dude at Larry's Thing, and he had some African-American gentlemen sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

00:34:48.000 So he does what any normal person would do is he grabs a baseball bat and says, get the fuck.

00:34:52.000 He calls 911.

00:34:53.000 He goes, get the fuck out of the car.

00:34:54.000 Now, I wouldn't recommend that if there's like five black dudes skulking around your car.

00:34:59.000 But if it's someone you think you can take, by all means, that's the right thing to do, right?

00:35:03.000 So the police show up, they get him.

00:35:05.000 By the way, this guy, he had some anti-masking sign, the criminal.

00:35:10.000 And when he goes, hey, get the fuck out of my car.

00:35:12.000 You know what the black dude did?

00:35:14.000 He went like this.

00:35:17.000 Oh, I can't see you anymore because you put a sign there.

00:35:20.000 That's peekaboo.

00:35:22.000 That's what babies do.

00:35:24.000 Oh, I'm invisible now.

00:35:27.000 Well, actually, adults peekaboo.

00:35:30.000 But when your kids get older, they think for a little while, like when they're two, they think this makes them invisible.

00:35:35.000 It feels that way.

00:35:37.000 Well, it's not true.

00:35:38.000 Try it.

00:35:38.000 Even the training's Coca-Cola is gay.

00:35:41.000 Where do you get a gay Coke?

00:35:43.000 If you think you're invisible when you close your eyes, reverse your camera, make a video, and then look at it, and then close your eyes and go like that, and then open them.

00:35:49.000 And I bet if you play back the video, you'll see that you're there.

00:35:54.000 Anyway, so the cops go, people don't really, this is in Westchester, but it's same laws in New York.

00:36:03.000 People don't really press charges anymore.

00:36:04.000 He's just going to get out on bail.

00:36:05.000 The cops were discouraging him from pressing charges.

00:36:07.000 And he's like, no, he was clearly trying to steal my car.

00:36:10.000 He was messing with the casing on the driveshaft.

00:36:13.000 I want him arrested.

00:36:13.000 I want to press charges.

00:36:15.000 Okay.

00:36:15.000 I mean, we used to punish these guys by taking them way down to Manhattan and putting them in the tombs there.

00:36:20.000 At least it's a commute.

00:36:22.000 But now they don't let us do that.

00:36:23.000 They have to go to the local thing.

00:36:24.000 So he'll be in a holding cell for a couple hours.

00:36:26.000 Then they'll tell us to let him go.

00:36:30.000 And then the guy gets arrested for some other violent act like a day later.

00:36:35.000 And he spends like two weeks in jail.

00:36:38.000 And then they go, hey, for the freedom of information or criminal rights or whatever, he has your address, your name, everything about you.

00:36:48.000 That was given to him.

00:36:50.000 But you can't see any of his criminal record stuff.

00:36:53.000 You can't see his mugshot or anything.

00:36:54.000 That's all private.

00:36:55.000 So his privacy is sanct...

00:36:58.000 What's the word I'm looking for?

00:37:00.000 Sanctimonious, inner sanctum.

00:37:01.000 I always fuck up that.

00:37:02.000 Sacred?

00:37:03.000 His personal information is sacred, but you're, the guy who was attacked, the guy who had his car robbed, your information is public.

00:37:12.000 And you know why they're doing that?

00:37:14.000 So people won't press charges.

00:37:16.000 And they're doing it for a number of reasons.

00:37:18.000 One, they just want less paperwork, less casework.

00:37:21.000 And two, the mayor wants it to look like crime is going down.

00:37:24.000 And crime is going down in the sense that reported crime is down.

00:37:28.000 Crime is up all over the place.

00:37:30.000 But it's reporting it is down because why bother?

00:37:32.000 He's going to be punished for an hour.

00:37:34.000 He's going to be mad that you inconvenienced him for the mere act of trying to rob you.

00:37:40.000 And you're putting your whole family at risk now because he's clearly unhinged.

00:37:45.000 He's a criminal lunatic.

00:37:48.000 And that's what's happening with this stupid kid out there molesting children.

00:37:52.000 And we're too scared to criticize any of these people because the lunatics are running the asylum.

00:38:02.000 And one other thing about the gay attack on kids, 2-1, the media empire behind the scene is pushing a new show about teenage drag queens.

00:38:14.000 Okay, for the record, let's just be clear here for a moment, okay?

00:38:21.000 Drag is homosexuals dressing in blackface, but instead of blacks, it's women.

00:38:28.000 So women face?

00:38:30.000 It is a parody of women.

00:38:32.000 Why are they parodying women?

00:38:34.000 Because as a gay, you feel weird.

00:38:36.000 And you feel like a woman.

00:38:38.000 You get fucked up the butt.

00:38:39.000 You're submissive.

00:38:40.000 There's very few tops in the gay community.

00:38:43.000 And you're like, this is weird.

00:38:45.000 And you get bored of feeling weird.

00:38:47.000 So you go, I'm going to ridicule this.

00:38:48.000 Satire is the best way to get out of a bad situation.

00:38:51.000 So I'm going to ridicule the fact that I feel odd.

00:38:55.000 And the feeling comes from my sex life.

00:38:58.000 My sexual proclivity Is bizarre.

00:39:01.000 I'm a woman, but I'm a man.

00:39:03.000 So I'm going to ridicule that.

00:39:05.000 It's 100% based on sex, which is why they have names like Little Miss Ho and all kinds of cum puns.

00:39:14.000 And almost all the time, their names are sexual puns.

00:39:17.000 It's a parody of their own sex life.

00:39:20.000 I don't really give a fuck what these adults do, but if I was a woman and I was a feminist, I'd be pretty offended.

00:39:26.000 There's one thing I know for sure is that you don't bring sexual parody or sexual anything to children.

00:39:34.000 But CNN does.

00:39:36.000 Come to the Discovery Plus.

00:39:38.000 That's not CNN.

00:39:39.000 Liz, my lovely friend.

00:39:45.000 I first discovered drag at 13.

00:39:47.000 I didn't know what it was, but I knew I wanted it.

00:39:50.000 Put on the wig and the makeup, and I'm someone completely different.

00:39:54.000 I'm so pretty!

00:39:56.000 My drag name is Vanessa Shimmer, and she is just a force you cannot reckon with.

00:40:02.000 I hope these kids are gay.

00:40:04.000 Yeah.

00:40:04.000 Like, what if this kid isn't even gay?

00:40:06.000 And I do believe you're born gay.

00:40:08.000 We discussed this before.

00:40:08.000 You're an egg.

00:40:10.000 So you're about to become a homosexual.

00:40:14.000 But a young gay kid is as much a gay kid as an egg is a chicken.

00:40:19.000 It's not hatched yet.

00:40:21.000 But you can tell that it's going to be a gay, right?

00:40:26.000 Pre-gay, we'll call it.

00:40:28.000 So I hope these kids are pre-gay.

00:40:30.000 Because if you're making straight kids, this is what we've done to bullying.

00:40:33.000 We're so petrified of bullying and we're so determined to up the bully victim that now the bully victim is the bully.

00:40:39.000 And you better be gay, kids, or you're in trouble.

00:40:42.000 My parent, a child that wants to do drag.

00:40:45.000 I never expected drag to be a part of our lives.

00:40:49.000 Oh, my God.

00:40:50.000 Yeah, these are so cute.

00:40:53.000 Did he expect his dad to be a part of his life?

00:40:56.000 These are problems I never thought I had to prepare for.

00:40:59.000 Is that Thrash and Vaudeville?

00:41:01.000 These are so cute.

00:41:03.000 These are problems I never thought I had to.

00:41:05.000 It looks like it, doesn't it?

00:41:06.000 Yeah.

00:41:08.000 What I love about drag is the glitch and the glory.

00:41:11.000 Okay, this is weird, too.

00:41:12.000 That's a girl.

00:41:13.000 Right.

00:41:14.000 Now she's just accelerating her sexual maturity.

00:41:18.000 Now you're doing woman face and gay face.

00:41:20.000 Like you're co-opting gay culture.

00:41:23.000 Right.

00:41:24.000 What?

00:41:25.000 Talk about clown world.

00:41:27.000 Wow.

00:41:30.000 My name is Noah and I'm transgender.

00:41:33.000 No, you're not.

00:41:34.000 Have you talked to mom and dad about depictions?

00:41:37.000 Was it you that for Halloween you dress like a woman dressing like a man?

00:41:40.000 Yeah.

00:41:41.000 Yeah, that's this.

00:41:43.000 A thing and a thing.

00:41:44.000 What do you think of taking those photos down?

00:41:48.000 It's a constant reminder that we had to pretend I was look.

00:41:52.000 So hold on a sec.

00:41:53.000 The whole point of this show is that these kids are fragile and mentally delicate and we have to tiptoe around them.

00:41:59.000 Why is there a fucking camera in the kitchen?

00:42:02.000 Why did you have Discovery Plus come by if you're that fragile and make yourself world famous?

00:42:08.000 They're all bossing their parents around.

00:42:09.000 Get off my lawn right now.

00:42:11.000 They're all bossing their parents around, but too, by the way, that's not really a fragile.

00:42:14.000 Well, it's sort of, it's like this threat of suicide, right?

00:42:17.000 You know, you can keep the picture there, but it's going to be right before my funeral because I'm going to kill myself.

00:42:26.000 Okay, don't, no, no.

00:42:27.000 Picture's coming down.

00:42:31.000 Do you think Ama would ever want to watch me do drag?

00:42:34.000 How do I explain this to my child that she doesn't fully accept Novella?

00:42:39.000 Making friends has been a hard thing for me to do.

00:42:43.000 When I'm becoming Nemo, become more confident.

00:42:47.000 Let me make sure you are appropriately fluffed.

00:42:50.000 Okay, this is where I get disturbed.

00:42:52.000 Did you see that living room was full of adult fags?

00:42:56.000 Confident.

00:42:58.000 Like, who are these friends?

00:43:00.000 Imagine how weird it would be if I had a 12-year-old friend.

00:43:04.000 Hey, is Darren around?

00:43:07.000 Yeah.

00:43:08.000 Okay, tell him that Gav's here.

00:43:10.000 I want to go do mini pod or whatever.

00:43:11.000 Just throw football around.

00:43:13.000 Don't you have your own kids?

00:43:15.000 Yeah.

00:43:16.000 Darren's my friend.

00:43:19.000 Duh.

00:43:20.000 Even that seems more sad than creepy, but when you add a gay voice to it, like, hey, is Darren here?

00:43:26.000 Hey, can Darren come out and play?

00:43:28.000 Yeah.

00:43:28.000 Can I have Desmond's Amazing on my podcast?

00:43:31.000 I murdered a meth junkie dealer.

00:43:34.000 Are you going to play mini put?

00:43:35.000 Ew, no.

00:43:36.000 We're just going to hang out.

00:43:37.000 Way worse.

00:43:38.000 Call Darren.

00:43:39.000 Hey.

00:43:40.000 Fucking Ryan's getting on my nerves, man.

00:43:42.000 What are you doing?

00:43:43.000 That could be any day of the...

00:43:44.000 Gorilla tag?

00:43:46.000 Anyway, so this is where...

00:43:48.000 This reeks of grooming.

00:43:50.000 I'm playing Gorilla Fag.

00:43:51.000 One, two, three, four, four, five homos are at this little boy's house cheering about his drag costume.

00:44:02.000 That's creepy.

00:44:04.000 They're reproducing.

00:44:06.000 You're watching gays reproduce.

00:44:08.000 And the parents egg it on.

00:44:10.000 Difficult for them, but they try, and that's all you can ask for.

00:44:16.000 It's impossible.

00:44:17.000 What's with that voice?

00:44:19.000 They tried.

00:44:20.000 She sounds like John F. Kennedy or Robert Kennedy with that weird crying disease.

00:44:28.000 They tried.

00:44:29.000 But he's based.

00:44:30.000 I'm really fragile and I'm at the verge of suicide, but can we have a camera crew over in my kitchen?

00:44:36.000 Kids to understand that they're not alone.

00:44:39.000 So my mom started Draguton.

00:44:41.000 Kids and their families are coming from all over the country where we get to be our true selves.

00:44:46.000 Oh, God.

00:44:47.000 This is happening.

00:44:48.000 This is Vanessa Shimmer.

00:44:52.000 This is a place of love and support.

00:44:54.000 Because we need that in this world.

00:44:56.000 It's a sex joke.

00:44:58.000 This is me.

00:44:59.000 Drag is a sex joke.

00:45:02.000 Anal sex is a huge part of drag.

00:45:06.000 You know, couldn't they have...

00:45:07.000 Hum is a major part of their jokes.

00:45:09.000 Couldn't they have covered this like in a real way where it's like the music isn't like yay and it's like, you know, this is a thing that's happening.

00:45:17.000 You know, make up your own.

00:45:18.000 Oh, yeah, that's not a documentary.

00:45:20.000 That's a rabid celebration.

00:45:23.000 It's propaganda, basically.

00:45:26.000 So part of this, too, is part of this culture with the drag and The trans kid shit is anti-family, anti-kids.

00:45:34.000 Don't reproduce.

00:45:36.000 So not only are they grooming kids to be gay under the auspices of making gay kids feel okay, they're also saying to us normal people: don't have kids, don't have a family, get divorced, get in trouble.

00:45:49.000 And I want to do a green screen about this commercial I saw that is anti-family propaganda.

00:45:56.000 And I watched it with a sane dad brain.

00:45:59.000 And their idea of a life with a lot of kids looks fucking awesome.

00:46:05.000 And the fact that it's being used as propaganda to have women let their eggs dry up is downright disturbing.

00:46:12.000 Let's check it out in the green screen.

00:46:30.000 So this is a commercial for a phone plan, a cell phone plan.

00:46:34.000 And I guess these people had a bunch of kids to save money on their cell phone plan, which is a funny kind of a concept.

00:46:41.000 But look how miserable they are after having kids.

00:46:46.000 Talking and texting for years, we got married for the family plan.

00:46:50.000 And then we really expanded our family.

00:46:53.000 Stop.

00:46:54.000 So they've got what?

00:46:56.000 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine kids.

00:47:01.000 Nobody has fucking nine kids.

00:47:04.000 That's absurd.

00:47:05.000 But guess what?

00:47:07.000 It would be awesome having nine kids.

00:47:10.000 Look how fun that is.

00:47:11.000 Do you know how hard we work as modern parents to get the house full of kids running around?

00:47:16.000 If not our own kids, their friends?

00:47:19.000 Like every dad's dream is to go, whoa, whoa, as some stranger runs up the stairs with a little fucking fireman mask on, running around, honk, honk, water pistols, trumpets, trombones.

00:47:31.000 This is awesome.

00:47:32.000 And look at this funny kid with the blue all over her face.

00:47:36.000 The only thing that's not accurate there is you'd be photographing that and laughing your head off.

00:47:42.000 There's your son is hanging around.

00:47:44.000 He's not in his room.

00:47:45.000 He wants to hang out with you.

00:47:46.000 That's cool.

00:47:47.000 These are the cutest little things in the world.

00:47:49.000 Go smell that head.

00:47:50.000 It's yours.

00:47:52.000 You don't have to worry about coming across as Joe Biden.

00:47:55.000 These cute little characters aren't even crying.

00:47:57.000 They're having a good time hanging out.

00:47:59.000 Yeah, the house gets messy.

00:48:01.000 Good.

00:48:02.000 You're not showing it to sell it.

00:48:04.000 You're living in it to live.

00:48:06.000 So fuck shit up.

00:48:10.000 For the wireless savings.

00:48:12.000 It seemed like the responsible thing to do.

00:48:14.000 And then just yesterday, my sister told me to...

00:48:17.000 Stop.

00:48:17.000 When you have that many young kids, your furniture's Ikea.

00:48:20.000 You don't have fancy furniture.

00:48:21.000 So that kid with the blue is getting blue on everything.

00:48:24.000 Good.

00:48:24.000 It's garbage.

00:48:25.000 You're going to throw it out when the youngest kid turns 13.

00:48:28.000 And look at the cool drawings you get on the house.

00:48:31.000 This is supposed to look like hell.

00:48:33.000 And it might look like hell to you if you're 18, but they're clearly marketing to adults.

00:48:37.000 We're supposed to see this and go, ugh, kids.

00:48:42.000 It's these women in marketing, these single cougars, these fucking shit chests.

00:48:47.000 They're making the commercials.

00:48:48.000 Just like that.

00:48:49.000 I'll find you that picture with the Irish billboard.

00:48:54.000 Just like the woman who okayed that construction worker's billboard.

00:48:58.000 They're not helping the market.

00:48:59.000 You'd be much happier at home.

00:49:01.000 What are you doing?

00:49:02.000 This is ironic.

00:49:03.000 This woman, not this woman, but whoever, the woman behind this, doesn't have kids and is writing commercials to make herself feel better about her shitty, lonely life.

00:49:13.000 Meanwhile, the cell phones company is like, hey, can you sell phones, please?

00:49:18.000 You know, like the thing we paid you to do?

00:49:21.000 How ironic.

00:49:23.000 We're in a therapy session right now for the marketing woman behind this campaign.

00:49:28.000 And the victim is this poor phone company.

00:49:32.000 Visible.

00:49:33.000 Yeah.

00:49:34.000 Get unlimited data for as low as $25 a month.

00:49:36.000 Yeah.

00:49:38.000 Stop.

00:49:38.000 No, no, no, no, no, no.

00:49:41.000 Single women's homes do not look like this.

00:49:44.000 First of all, they're a fucking mess.

00:49:46.000 Well, let's go back.

00:49:47.000 They're not a home.

00:49:48.000 It's an apartment.

00:49:49.000 Single women, spinsters, all these women you see blogging about shit.

00:49:54.000 They live in apartments in a mediocre part of Brooklyn, and it's a shithole.

00:49:59.000 And there's laundry piled up to the ceiling.

00:50:02.000 The fridge is full of to-go containers.

00:50:04.000 I used to fuck them when I was single.

00:50:06.000 And their apartments were always garbage.

00:50:09.000 There was no sort of like arching theme.

00:50:11.000 You want some more irony?

00:50:13.000 Just like the previous thing?

00:50:15.000 This was shot in a happy family's home.

00:50:18.000 This was shot.

00:50:20.000 This house that they used as a set had kids in it at one point.

00:50:23.000 They're probably older now.

00:50:25.000 They've gone off to college.

00:50:26.000 But this is a loving home that a family lived in.

00:50:29.000 And they have an actress come in and pretend, no, this is my home.

00:50:34.000 So again, we're in a sick, depraved propaganda machine that is denying reality and pretending that a woman would have a house like this and be happy and live alone.

00:50:46.000 Why do you have such a big house, you lonely, sad bitch?

00:50:49.000 I want to go back to the fun house.

00:50:53.000 Family plan savings.

00:50:55.000 Oh, no, stop.

00:50:56.000 How many kids are we up to here?

00:50:57.000 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.

00:51:01.000 Yeah, nine kids.

00:51:02.000 Awesome.

00:51:03.000 The kids are all dressing up.

00:51:04.000 They're not watching TV.

00:51:06.000 They're having fun.

00:51:07.000 Some kids bouncing a beach ball on my head.

00:51:10.000 That is paradise, what you're seeing right now.

00:51:14.000 That is heaven on earth.

00:51:15.000 And the woman behind this ad will never experience that.

00:51:19.000 And the fact that she sees this as a nightmare is her coping.

00:51:24.000 There we go.

00:51:25.000 Lucky.

00:51:27.000 Yeah, that's what it's like to live in a big house.

00:51:29.000 It's my only regret, the only time I'm jealous.

00:51:32.000 I don't give a fuck about a Russian oligarch at a $200 million yacht.

00:51:35.000 I don't want a $200 million yacht.

00:51:38.000 I'm too cheap.

00:51:38.000 The fact that it costs $5,000 in gas to get out of the dock would ruin the whole trip for me.

00:51:45.000 This is what I want.

00:51:46.000 When I see some, I met a cop once who had eight kids, and I was genuinely cowed.

00:51:50.000 I felt like less of a man.

00:51:52.000 I am so fucking jealous of this alleged sad sack and his fake ethnic wife.

00:51:58.000 What a fucking Bullshit Festival like this thing: Dump your fiancé if he sins 2-4.

00:52:28.000 If your fiancé goes to a strip club for his bachelor party, you should call off the wedding.

00:52:32.000 Like, so much of modern feminism and female politics is about shattering the family.

00:52:42.000 Would you get in trouble if you went to a strip club now, Ryan?

00:52:45.000 If I didn't tell her.

00:52:48.000 Yeah, probably.

00:52:49.000 Why would you tell her or not tell her?

00:52:51.000 It's none of her business.

00:52:53.000 Shouldn't this be war on kids?

00:52:55.000 Oops.

00:53:00.000 Not that I'd be in trouble.

00:53:01.000 It would just be kind of shady.

00:53:02.000 It would be like, why'd you do that?

00:53:04.000 Okay, so I don't know why you're adding a layer to this question.

00:53:07.000 You go to the strip club, you tell your daughter, yeah, sorry, I'm late.

00:53:09.000 Gavin and I went to Tits and Tushes.

00:53:13.000 I don't know, actually.

00:53:15.000 Because she's kind of playful with the idea.

00:53:16.000 She's like, I want to go to a strip club.

00:53:18.000 Why don't you take me to a strip club?

00:53:19.000 Because women are a fucking nightmare at strip clubs.

00:53:22.000 They don't understand the culture.

00:53:23.000 Strip clubs are pussy church.

00:53:26.000 You go there to reverently pray to vaginas.

00:53:30.000 They stick them in your face.

00:53:32.000 At least in Montreal they did.

00:53:34.000 As long as I don't take communion at the pussy church, I think I'll be okay.

00:53:37.000 A lap dance?

00:53:38.000 See, this is what women don't get about strip clubs.

00:53:42.000 It's either pussy church when you're alone or with two guys and you're just like that.

00:53:46.000 A lot of guys go alone and just look at tits and cunts.

00:53:49.000 They're not laughing and screaming and doing shots.

00:53:51.000 Women as strip clubs, women aren't as sexual as us.

00:53:53.000 So for them, they don't worship dicks the way we worship pussies.

00:53:56.000 So they're doing like jello shots and screaming and laughing and falling over chairs.

00:54:00.000 We're like this with an anus here.

00:54:05.000 Like, yeah, like going to like an aquarium or something.

00:54:07.000 You're just like, wow.

00:54:09.000 Yeah, it's pretty cool.

00:54:10.000 If there's a bunch of guys, there'll be a bit of humor in it.

00:54:14.000 Last, but you're not falling in love.

00:54:16.000 You don't hold hands with strippers.

00:54:19.000 You don't make out and come up with future plans.

00:54:23.000 When are we going to go to Malta Verde?

00:54:26.000 What the fuck is Malta Verde?

00:54:28.000 Sounds like a great dish.

00:54:31.000 All right.

00:54:34.000 Let's do this, this last one here.

00:54:36.000 Affirming my trans child.

00:54:38.000 You're going to have to get through the paywall here.

00:54:40.000 But this bizarre freak is talking about when her son was six, she came out as trans.

00:54:52.000 Now, some of you might not have kids.

00:54:54.000 I've had three six-year-olds throughout the years.

00:54:59.000 And I don't think people understand how young six-year-olds are.

00:55:03.000 Like, they have jokes like, Gavin is a noob, and he's fat.

00:55:07.000 He's fatter than Ottawa.

00:55:09.000 They don't pronounce the world.

00:55:10.000 They still can't pronounce words.

00:55:12.000 Like a burger's a bogle, church is torch, merch is morch.

00:55:18.000 When my kids were six, they said, what do you want for Fatty's Day?

00:55:21.000 Fatty.

00:55:24.000 Weather is wetty.

00:55:26.000 Sunscreen is sunscreen.

00:55:28.000 A sloth is a slog.

00:55:31.000 And I go, for Father's Day, just get me a beer.

00:55:34.000 And my six-year-old goes, Bill, that's so bowing.

00:55:40.000 And I go, okay.

00:55:42.000 And then him and his sister will walk around the house going, Bio, the most Boeingest Pleasant in the wheel.

00:55:49.000 Bio is the most bowingest president in the whole wide wheel.

00:55:53.000 That's how six-year-olds talk.

00:55:55.000 How I'm uplifting and affirming my trans child amid the hate.

00:55:59.000 We don't hate your child, dumbass.

00:56:02.000 We're worried about your child.

00:56:04.000 We hate you.

00:56:06.000 Go to her face.

00:56:09.000 818.

00:56:15.000 It says everything.

00:56:16.000 First of all, she's a badass because she's giving the finger, which is, it means, that's a hand gesture.

00:56:22.000 It's sign language.

00:56:22.000 It means fuck you.

00:56:24.000 Sandy Jorgensen, writer, NB.

00:56:27.000 What the fuck is that?

00:56:29.000 What's an NB?

00:56:31.000 N-B.

00:56:31.000 Queer, ADHD, maybe slash prob ASD, potty mouth, anti-racist, probe.

00:56:37.000 I think people just put queer.

00:56:39.000 Non-binary.

00:56:41.000 Oh, non-binary.

00:56:42.000 I think people just put queer in their bio now because no one's going to watch her eat someone out, right?

00:56:49.000 She's like, yeah, I'm super queer.

00:56:51.000 I made out with a girl at a party once when I was wasted.

00:56:55.000 And then you get a get out of jail free card.

00:56:57.000 You're black.

00:56:57.000 You're a minority all of a sudden.

00:57:00.000 They're soon going to lose their minority status.

00:57:02.000 Everyone says that.

00:57:03.000 But look at some of the verbiage here.

00:57:07.000 Go to 1.6.

00:57:11.000 This is the, the way they talk is just bizarre.

00:57:15.000 Oh, I promise you that billboard.

00:57:16.000 How the hell does a six-year-old know what non-binary means?

00:57:19.000 M was six when they told my husband and me with great distress that they don't identify as the binary person we'd always assume them to be.

00:57:26.000 And even though love has always existed among us, we made a point thereon to instill an intentional framework of unwavering support, validation, and acceptance inside our home.

00:57:38.000 How brave.

00:57:40.000 Isn't that amazing?

00:57:41.000 Amazing.

00:57:42.000 That's amazing.

00:57:44.000 So you didn't bully your kid.

00:57:46.000 Like, it's, again, it's munchausen by proxim, like we keep saying.

00:57:50.000 Go to the...

00:57:53.000 Oh, yeah, check out this quote, 1-7.

00:57:56.000 It revolves around the cis-heteronormative model, which exists at the intersection of colonialism, misogyny, and white supremacy.

00:58:08.000 The fuck are you talking about?

00:58:10.000 I have intersectionality, I guess.

00:58:13.000 I'm cis-heteronormative.

00:58:15.000 I'm colonial.

00:58:16.000 Misogynists.

00:58:20.000 Let me send you this picture, Ryan, that I'm talking about, and we'll drop the subject.

00:58:24.000 Yeah, it's crazy.

00:58:26.000 Antifa or racism, this show.

00:58:29.000 Or my pet Biden, even.

00:58:33.000 I sent you that picture.

00:58:40.000 We're going to have to get to the mailbag in a second.

00:58:42.000 We got time for a quick Tifa.

00:58:46.000 Attitude.

00:58:48.000 Centra, that's where Irish guys, bricklayers, get their sandwiches.

00:58:53.000 And just like all this shit we've been talking about, I promise you, it's a woman who okayed this campaign.

00:59:00.000 Because no construction workers see that and go, ooh, I'm going to get my muffins from there.

00:59:04.000 I'm going to get my morning bacon, egg, and cheese from Centra because they promote faggotry.

00:59:09.000 That literally, it looks like an insurance billboard or some shit.

00:59:14.000 It's good for her resume.

00:59:16.000 When they go through her book at the next ad agency meeting, they'll go, oh, you're really woke.

00:59:20.000 Centra, of course, gets fucked up the ass.

00:59:22.000 That's so off from looking like a place you could buy things at.

00:59:28.000 What the fuck is that?

00:59:29.000 Yeah, just have a sandwich and a coffee.

00:59:36.000 Okay.

00:59:38.000 I really want to do my pet Biden.

00:59:39.000 Okay, we're going to squeeze into my pet Biden.

00:59:40.000 It's going to be a long show.

00:59:43.000 I got to do it.

00:59:44.000 Got to squeeze it, man.

00:59:45.000 It's got to be done.

00:59:48.000 Biden.

00:59:48.000 On him I can defend my pet.

00:59:52.000 Biden.

00:59:54.000 President.

00:59:55.000 He's big and loose.

00:59:56.000 Sleepy.

00:59:57.000 But a friendly monster too.

01:00:00.000 My pet.

01:00:01.000 Biden.

01:00:01.000 Wait, what?

01:00:02.000 That doesn't rhyme.

01:00:06.000 You know, just to get back to that green screen briefly, the only way to reverse this cultural trend is to complain and be a thorn in their side the way they're a thorn in our side.

01:00:15.000 That's why BLM and Antifa get whatever they want because they bitch and moan.

01:00:19.000 People with big families are too busy with big families to say anything, but we should complain.

01:00:24.000 We should be heard.

01:00:26.000 That's offensive to us as patriarchs.

01:00:30.000 We should complain.

01:00:31.000 We should attack.

01:00:33.000 We should let those companies know that we don't stand for that.

01:00:36.000 Like the fucking NAACP was complaining about a birthday card that used the term black hole.

01:00:45.000 That's how sensitive they are.

01:00:47.000 There's a Sound Garden song they're not going to like very much.

01:00:49.000 Yeah, we got to get sensitive.

01:00:52.000 You know, Josh LaCash does a really good job of that on his stories, usually on Instagram, just pointing out anti-family stuff all the time.

01:00:59.000 It's amazing how much there is.

01:01:01.000 Don't let it go.

01:01:02.000 I mean, if these CEOs are so weak that they spend $30 million on a Black Lives Matter banner, then we should get $30 million on a pro-family banner.

01:01:12.000 You know what I mean?

01:01:13.000 We need an NAACP for the family.

01:01:16.000 The National Fucking Family Association.

01:01:21.000 Nafa.

01:01:22.000 Nafa.

01:01:23.000 How about the National Institute for a Greater Good America?

01:01:30.000 National Institute for a Greater Good America.

01:01:32.000 That's pretty cool.

01:01:33.000 What do you think?

01:01:34.000 I think it flows.

01:01:36.000 Flows.

01:01:37.000 National Institute for Greater Good America.

01:01:39.000 Yeah.

01:01:41.000 Okay, first quote.

01:01:43.000 Let's see if you can crack his code here on the Biden translation machine.

01:01:50.000 If you think about it, what was the reason why we led the world beginning around 195, 6, and 7 and 8?

01:01:57.000 What is the Sesame Street note?

01:01:59.000 What do you think?

01:02:01.000 195, 6, and 7, and 8.

01:02:04.000 Parenthetically, if you think about it, what was the reason why we led the world beginning around 195, 6, and 7, and 8?

01:02:12.000 Whoa.

01:02:13.000 I thought there was going to be more.

01:02:15.000 I don't have enough there to work with, I don't think.

01:02:17.000 Okay, so you're a failure.

01:02:19.000 Can you just play the detective shitty card?

01:02:22.000 We haven't seen that in a while.

01:02:24.000 I guess I could.

01:02:25.000 He means...

01:02:27.000 Why?

01:02:30.000 I don't like that.

01:02:32.000 He means, why do you think we started leading the world in 1905, that kind of timeframe, early 1900s?

01:02:41.000 Because the Industrial Revolution was getting its footing and we had serious manufacturing and we could now compete with Britain and other superpowers because our manufacturing was coming into its own thanks to the Industrial Revolution and automation.

01:02:56.000 That's my theory.

01:02:57.000 I think it's pretty good.

01:02:58.000 1905.

01:03:01.000 But he's so out of it.

01:03:03.000 When he wants to say things that sound slightly unusual, like most people say 1905, right?

01:03:09.000 But it's not an O, it's a zero.

01:03:10.000 So he's like, I don't want to be made fun of.

01:03:12.000 Is it 1905 or 1905?

01:03:14.000 I'm just going to cut it out entirely because I don't want to be ridiculed.

01:03:19.000 And look what happened, Joe.

01:03:21.000 You're ridiculed.

01:03:24.000 Next, speaking of the war on kids, Biden admits that all your kids belong to us.

01:03:31.000 These aren't, we always talk about these children.

01:03:34.000 They're not someone else's children.

01:03:36.000 They're our children.

01:03:38.000 And they are the kite strings that literally lift our national ambitions aloft in a literal sense.

01:03:44.000 Think about it.

01:03:45.000 No, not in a literal sense.

01:03:47.000 They're not literally kite strings.

01:03:50.000 That's one heavy fucking kite.

01:03:53.000 I hope your kite has a jumbo jet engine because its kite strings weigh about 7,000 pounds of terrified children duct taped to each other.

01:04:03.000 What a horrific image.

01:04:04.000 Yeah, I can have nightmares tonight.

01:04:07.000 Kids are literally kite strings.

01:04:12.000 If you got to do one thing to make sure the nation succeeds in the next two generations, what would you do?

01:04:22.000 You'd want, I would say, remove you from office.

01:04:25.000 Have the best educated public in the world.

01:04:29.000 No.

01:04:30.000 Have our students gain confidence enough to know what they can do to reach.

01:04:36.000 Trade.

01:04:36.000 How about drop out?

01:04:38.000 That's what I want kids to do.

01:04:39.000 I mean, help them teach and reach their potential.

01:04:44.000 And you've heard me say about our children.

01:04:49.000 But it's true.

01:04:50.000 They're all our children.

01:04:53.000 And the reason you're the teachers of the year is because you recognize that.

01:04:57.000 They're not somebody else's children.

01:04:58.000 They're like yours when they're in the classroom.

01:05:01.000 You represent a profession.

01:05:03.000 It helps them gain the confidence.

01:05:05.000 And there's nothing smart about you, Joe.

01:05:11.000 So everyone is mad about this next clip because he fucked up the word kleptocracy.

01:05:15.000 Yeah, that's pretty bad, but it is a clunky word, kleptocracy, kleptocrat.

01:05:22.000 I'm a little more concerned with him saying the opposite of what he means to say.

01:05:28.000 You know, when you go to a hotel, you say, hi, I'm allergic to the sun.

01:05:33.000 Can you find me one with a window facing a brick wall?

01:05:36.000 Okay, sir.

01:05:36.000 We'll see if we can accommodate you.

01:05:39.000 I'm going to try to help you because you're the customer and it's important that you're happy.

01:05:44.000 So I will accommodate you.

01:05:48.000 What does he say here?

01:05:52.000 That will enhance our underlying effort to accommodate the Russian oligarchs and make sure we take their ill-begotten gains.

01:06:02.000 We're going to accommodate them.

01:06:04.000 We're going to seize their yachts, their luxury homes, and all the ill-begotten gains of Putin's kleptocracy.

01:06:12.000 Yeah.

01:06:14.000 Kleptocracy.

01:06:16.000 The guys who are the kleptocracies.

01:06:19.000 I'm going to laugh so you think I'm joking.

01:06:22.000 Wow.

01:06:22.000 Go down a bit, though.

01:06:23.000 What did he mean?

01:06:24.000 We're going to hold on a sec.

01:06:28.000 Other ill-begotten games.

01:06:30.000 Accommodate.

01:06:32.000 But go down, because in the transcript, they changed it.

01:06:36.000 Accommodate.

01:06:37.000 Wait, go up, go up.

01:06:38.000 Accommodate.

01:06:40.000 Hold accountable.

01:06:41.000 Oh.

01:06:42.000 He confused hold accountable, which is the opposite of accommodate.

01:06:48.000 The man does not speak English.

01:06:53.000 Someone did a max headroom of it if you go to 28A.

01:06:56.000 I'm glad we squeezed this in.

01:06:58.000 It's just made the whole show.

01:06:59.000 It's always good to catch up on our President of the United States of America.

01:07:03.000 Amazing.

01:07:05.000 It's crazy, man.

01:07:24.000 That wasn't worth our time.

01:07:25.000 And the Trevor Noah thing.

01:07:27.000 That kind of slipped under the radar, but that.

01:07:29.000 Oh, yeah.

01:07:29.000 Did I send that to you?

01:07:31.000 I meant to.

01:07:33.000 How did you know about that?

01:07:35.000 I had watched.

01:07:36.000 I almost got through the whole 30-minute set that he opened up with, but I did not.

01:07:40.000 But do you have the clip of him saying everything's up?

01:07:44.000 I think so.

01:07:46.000 I meant to know where it is.

01:07:47.000 I meant to send it to you.

01:07:49.000 Everything is up.

01:07:50.000 Everything is up, is down.

01:07:52.000 Everything is a CKIFA.

01:07:55.000 Yes, that's it.

01:07:57.000 I think ever since you've come into office, things are really looking up.

01:08:00.000 Gas is up, rent is up, food is up, everything.

01:08:05.000 No, it really has been a tough first year for you, Mr. President.

01:08:09.000 He's laughing.

01:08:10.000 I think ever since you've come into office.

01:08:12.000 Here's the proper response, Joe.

01:08:14.000 When someone mocks your incompetence and says that you've turned American into Venezuela, you go, like Tom Hanks did when Ricky Gervais was making fun of Hollywood.

01:08:28.000 Yeah, things are going bad.

01:08:33.000 Two policemen are in critical condition.

01:08:34.000 You're laughing.

01:08:35.000 You're laughing.

01:08:38.000 Speaking of everything up, look at this brutal lie Jen Sakhe just did.

01:08:41.000 I'll end with that.

01:08:44.000 Hopefully she ends with that too.

01:08:45.000 This is 2.9.

01:08:49.000 Look at this.

01:08:50.000 I mean, we saw, and I talked about this a little bit earlier.

01:08:58.000 To the recent, the inflation data that came out today, we know that 61% of that is driven by the price of energy costs, by Putin's invasion into Ukraine.

01:09:09.000 And we need to continue to take every step we can.

01:09:11.000 That's working with us.

01:09:12.000 Just so you know how bad they are at lying.

01:09:14.000 If you're going to lie, stretch the truth.

01:09:17.000 Don't say the opposite of the truth.

01:09:19.000 Don't say accommodate when you mean hold accountable.

01:09:22.000 Let's go back to the graph we showed last week.

01:09:26.000 Like this graph should be projected into the sky.

01:09:30.000 It should be visible for everyone in this fucking Truman show on a giant fake sky.

01:09:38.000 Okay, we'll put it behind planes.

01:09:40.000 If this is all real.

01:09:41.000 We'll have it be a huge.

01:09:42.000 Click on that graph.

01:09:45.000 No, that's not a graph.

01:09:46.000 Look at that graph.

01:09:47.000 Look at that.

01:09:50.000 The pink is Biden.

01:09:51.000 The green is Putin invading Ukraine.

01:09:56.000 Jensaki would have you think that the green is 63% of the red.

01:10:01.000 Nope.

01:10:03.000 It looks more like maybe 2%?

01:10:10.000 40-45.

01:10:11.000 Alright, let's get to the mailbag.

01:10:18.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.

01:10:23.000 Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.

01:10:28.000 Let me touch it.

01:10:31.000 Doodle-dee.

01:10:33.000 I don't like these push-button volumes the new MacBooks have.

01:10:37.000 Bibbity boppity boop.

01:10:40.000 Bippity boppity, doopity-boppity.

01:10:43.000 Rocky Or Picture Show was a musical that had pretty good songs.

01:10:48.000 But that was a tortured home all.

01:10:50.000 This is back when gays did feel bad about being gay and weren't over-glorified.

01:10:55.000 And so you had a lot of pent-up frustration, the guy.

01:10:58.000 I can't believe they wanted to do the time warp again.

01:11:02.000 That's crazy, man.

01:11:04.000 Well, it's a dance, Joe.

01:11:06.000 Yeah, but it's...

01:11:07.000 You do a dance once and then what?

01:11:08.000 You go sit down?

01:11:09.000 Yeah.

01:11:10.000 You want to do a dance like several times.

01:11:12.000 You take a step to the left and then like a sweep to the right.

01:11:16.000 Crazy.

01:11:17.000 Hey, guys, there's an extremist researcher, a genuine extremist researcher, not one of these people who constantly combs through white male conservatives trying to get them to say something racist.

01:11:28.000 This is someone who's actually Concerned about genuine extremism.

01:11:32.000 Owen Linehan, it's spelled E-O-I-N, based out of Germany, he showed the relationships between Antifa, the violence they generated via Twitter, and the journalists that supported them.

01:11:41.000 Antifa screamed, complained to their friends, and Twitter's trust and safety team, and he was quickly rebanned.

01:11:46.000 Antifa is big tech.

01:11:49.000 My Wikipedia page, Proud Boys Wikipedia page, was put together not by someone loosely affiliated with Antifa, but Antifa.

01:11:57.000 The editors at Wikipedia are Antifa.

01:12:00.000 The health and safety people over at Twitter are Antifa.

01:12:04.000 The journalists that write about Proud Boys and Trump and Patriots, those are all Antifa.

01:12:11.000 He showed the relationships between the violence, the journey, blah, blah, blah.

01:12:14.000 Antifa screamed, yep, sorry.

01:12:16.000 Well, yesterday they granted his appeal.

01:12:17.000 He had broken no rules.

01:12:19.000 His papers passed peer review, and Antifa began to scream and cry once again.

01:12:23.000 It took less than 24 hours for him to get re-banned.

01:12:26.000 He was published originally by Quillette, featured by Andy No on Postmillennial, featured in Daily Caller.

01:12:32.000 So just having a peer-reviewed paper that explains the link and structure to Antifa organized violence is enough to get you permanently banned on Twitter.

01:12:44.000 So he says, I have zero faith that Owen can change the company.

01:12:50.000 Sorry, I have zero faith that Elon can change the company.

01:12:52.000 I think he'll set some new rules and they'll just do what they always do and report back that everything is going well.

01:12:57.000 Elon won't be reviewing your appeal or the reports that come to you.

01:13:00.000 He may do that.

01:13:01.000 He's talking to me now.

01:13:02.000 He may do that for hyper-popular people like Trump, but there's no way he'd do that for anyone.

01:13:07.000 Everyone.

01:13:08.000 Yeah, I agree.

01:13:09.000 I'm not going back on Twitter.

01:13:12.000 Here we have what appears to be an African political poster that says, what can can't, what can can't, can can do it.

01:13:22.000 What can can't, can can do it.

01:13:24.000 I googled this and nothing came up.

01:13:26.000 What can, can't, can can do it.

01:13:30.000 So I guess the guy's name is can.

01:13:32.000 I suppose.

01:13:34.000 But what can can't, can can do it.

01:13:38.000 Well, it's I think it's the honorary Alaji Baba Shehu Agai.

01:13:47.000 What can can't?

01:13:48.000 Maybe the town is can?

01:13:50.000 That's the worst political slogan I've ever seen.

01:13:53.000 We should do a whole thing on African flags.

01:13:57.000 Remember that email we got?

01:13:59.000 And they showed us the local municipalities in Africa and the flags they have?

01:14:03.000 And they're like sub-Corel Draw child.

01:14:06.000 What can?

01:14:07.000 Barbershop dilemma.

01:14:08.000 Hey, homos, problem solved.

01:14:10.000 Who gives a shit what the ex-wife wants?

01:14:12.000 Well, if you understand, we called the guy.

01:14:15.000 This is, by the way, from yesterday's or last week's show where the guy was worried about having both his guns go to one barber and not to the owner.

01:14:22.000 Now, I said, that's a huge fuck you.

01:14:25.000 So you better have a good reason.

01:14:26.000 And he did have a good reason.

01:14:27.000 He doesn't like the mean barber, the owner of the barber shop.

01:14:31.000 So that changes everything.

01:14:33.000 Now it's just like, sorry, tough, tough tits.

01:14:38.000 But I didn't think he hated that guy.

01:14:40.000 And I said, okay, just so you know, going to the other barber while the owner of the barber shop doesn't have a client is fuck you.

01:14:49.000 So this happened already, right?

01:14:50.000 Did you get nothing?

01:14:51.000 Let me give him a call.

01:14:53.000 He had COVID.

01:14:55.000 He wasn't at Larry's thing.

01:14:57.000 I ate his dinner.

01:14:58.000 That's crazy, man.

01:14:59.000 Did he get the chicken or the salmon?

01:15:02.000 Dude, you know how much fucking food is at these things?

01:15:04.000 First, we get the breakfast, and it's a little plate, and I go, that's bullshit.

01:15:08.000 I paid $150 for this seat.

01:15:10.000 Limitless Booze, by the way.

01:15:12.000 I was shit-faced.

01:15:13.000 And any booze you want.

01:15:15.000 Usually Limitless Booze, it's like this kind of wine and Jack Daniels.

01:15:18.000 No, they had bourbon, galore.

01:15:21.000 They're pouring me fucking three fingers.

01:15:23.000 Bud, I got a whole bucket of bud.

01:15:25.000 Yeah, there's a, I think it's made in Peru.

01:15:29.000 It's a certain brewed alcohol that they take, like the roots.

01:15:34.000 And shamans make it in Colombia.

01:15:37.000 It's crazy.

01:15:39.000 Jamie, pull that up real quick.

01:15:44.000 This problem has been solved, though.

01:15:46.000 He doesn't like that main barber, so I don't care about the barber being insulted.

01:15:53.000 Hey, man, you're back on the air live.

01:15:57.000 What happened with the barber?

01:16:00.000 What happened with the barber?

01:16:03.000 Let's see what happened.

01:16:04.000 I went in.

01:16:05.000 Connor sat down with the first guy.

01:16:10.000 The brother with hair asked for Jake to sit down.

01:16:14.000 I said, Jake, no, sit down.

01:16:15.000 The barber with the hair smacked the chair with his cape that they put around.

01:16:20.000 He's like, no, no, come sit, sit.

01:16:22.000 I go, no, no, no.

01:16:23.000 He's not getting his hair cut by you.

01:16:25.000 Your brother's going to cut his hair.

01:16:27.000 So that was a little awkward.

01:16:29.000 And then that's what we did.

01:16:31.000 And then he intentionally sat next to me and talked about cars to make it seem like it's not that I didn't want him to cut my boy's hair.

01:16:39.000 It's that I wanted to sit and talk with him.

01:16:42.000 Oh, because when people walk by the big window, they'd see him sitting there with an empty chair, and that looks bad.

01:16:48.000 You know what?

01:16:48.000 That makes a lot of sense.

01:16:49.000 So you started out insulting him, and then he had to have this humiliating sit-down as some sort of sad penance.

01:16:57.000 Oh, 100%.

01:16:58.000 Okay, so you're evil.

01:16:59.000 Fuck you.

01:17:02.000 Oh, by the way, war on kids real quick.

01:17:04.000 So basically all of the world, besides America, has realized that these puberty blockers are the same chemicals used to chemically castrate people.

01:17:14.000 Oh, that just made me feel like sick and dizzy.

01:17:17.000 It's disgusting.

01:17:18.000 And so this is...

01:17:19.000 This is a thing.

01:17:22.000 I think we're the only country using it or something.

01:17:24.000 The world is letting this happen to young people who have everything in front of them right now and they won't have it because now they're going to be you turned onto oh my god.

01:17:33.000 No one's carved up.

01:17:35.000 There would be no problem.

01:17:36.000 I can't have babies.

01:17:37.000 I can't have sex.

01:17:38.000 And I'm just like, oh my God.

01:17:39.000 Irreversibly damaging them forever.

01:17:41.000 It's not just a problem.

01:17:42.000 We knew it was irreversible.

01:17:43.000 Right.

01:17:44.000 But yeah, that chemical castration is like the chemical version of cutting your dick off.

01:17:49.000 Right, right.

01:17:50.000 The solutions for pedophiles have always been, my favorite is murder, killed them.

01:17:54.000 But then they had this like rod that goes around your dick and it has like sharp pins in it.

01:17:59.000 And when you get a boner, the pins go into your skin.

01:18:02.000 So they'd show the kid kitty, the guy kiddie porn, and it would punish him.

01:18:06.000 And then the third thing, then there's actual castration where they chop your balls off.

01:18:11.000 And then there was the chemical one.

01:18:13.000 Like all of these things are pretty brutal.

01:18:15.000 And we're doing them to kids because they sense that they're probably going to be gay when they become sexual.

01:18:21.000 That's the gif I sent my wife after she told me about that.

01:18:25.000 She's like, did you know that it's actually chemical castration chemicals instead of just puberty blockers?

01:18:31.000 Long-term studies.

01:18:32.000 Yep.

01:18:33.000 Okay.

01:18:34.000 Okay.

01:18:36.000 Oh, the Weather Underground woman, Cheza Bodine's mom died.

01:18:44.000 Weather Underground chick, Kathy Bodin.

01:18:46.000 This is under the subject, Cheers.

01:18:48.000 Okay, gotcha.

01:18:49.000 I don't like gloating over the death of a person that doesn't feel very Christian, but fuck this cunt.

01:18:55.000 She was, I know the son of the cop that she shot at.

01:19:01.000 He's a proud boy.

01:19:02.000 He says, oh, good.

01:19:03.000 I can't wait to tell my dad.

01:19:05.000 Remember, when the Weather Underground did this attack in 81, they didn't just say, give me all your money, and they were funding the revolution.

01:19:13.000 They were funding black revolutionaries, the equivalent of BLM back then.

01:19:18.000 And so they had to steal money to buy guns to give to the black men.

01:19:21.000 Weird form of cuckism, mostly Jewish people, Jewish cucking themselves for black revolutionaries who hate them, by the way.

01:19:29.000 They just came on a blade, like shooting machine guns, not even giving the cops a chance, or the, sorry, the Brink security guys, a chance to surrender.

01:19:37.000 And then when the cops would apprehend them, again, like no hands up, nothing.

01:19:43.000 And now her son is the Attorney General for San Francisco.

01:19:49.000 What is he now?

01:19:50.000 Chezo Bowden.

01:19:51.000 He's a very politically ambitious and successful politician because the 60s and 70s revolutionaries are deeply embedded into the American political experience, which is why Obama started his political campaign at Bill Ayers' house,

01:20:11.000 and that was Chess's father, adoptive father.

01:20:14.000 He raised him.

01:20:15.000 But he is what now?

01:20:17.000 He's the DA of San Francisco, yeah.

01:20:19.000 Incumbent.

01:20:21.000 DA of San Francisco incumbent.

01:20:25.000 All right, let's get to the final vid.

01:20:45.000 Back to our gay theme.

01:20:47.000 Excuse me.

01:20:50.000 Once again, Shaquille O'Neal is the only funny person on a sports show.

01:20:54.000 I hate sports shows because it's guys in suits and sneakers, which is a bad look.

01:21:02.000 But sometimes this will grace my Instagram feed.

01:21:06.000 And we have, what's his name again?

01:21:09.000 Charles Barkley.

01:21:10.000 Charles Barkley.

01:21:11.000 Charles Barkley.

01:21:12.000 I think he once blew $14 million playing blackjack.

01:21:17.000 That's pretty sick.

01:21:18.000 What a fucking idiot.

01:21:20.000 Oh, one thing I wanted to mention, by the way, we're talking about holding the Russian oligarchs accountable.

01:21:25.000 I don't have a problem with the Russian oligarchs.

01:21:28.000 Jews were ostracized from Russian society, and they were not permitted to get involved in the banking system, the economy.

01:21:35.000 They were ostracized.

01:21:37.000 So they created their own black market, and they did wheeling and dealing and moneylending and all that shit that we need to start an economy on the side.

01:21:47.000 When the Russian economy collapsed post-Gorbachev, that black market became the market.

01:21:54.000 And now the seven oligarchs, six of which I believe are Jewish, became the barons of the Russian economy.

01:22:00.000 Russia's a big country.

01:22:02.000 Look at a map.

01:22:03.000 So yeah, the guys who are controlling the economy are going to be fucking loaded.

01:22:07.000 I don't have a problem with that.

01:22:09.000 We're going to take away their luxury homes.

01:22:11.000 I have a bigger problem with sports stars blowing $14 million on blackjack than I do with Russian oligarchs.

01:22:17.000 But I don't care about rich people.

01:22:19.000 There's a strange culture in this society.

01:22:21.000 And Breitbart was big on this when he was alive.

01:22:24.000 Slamming entrepreneurs and slamming the rich like it's disgusting.

01:22:27.000 Fucking friend Leibowitz saying, if you made over a million dollars, you had to have hurt somebody.

01:22:32.000 Really?

01:22:33.000 What if you helped cure cancer?

01:22:34.000 Do you deserve any money?

01:22:36.000 What about the guy who came up with shatterproof glass on windshields?

01:22:39.000 How many lives has that saved?

01:22:40.000 Does he deserve any money?

01:22:44.000 Anyway, apples too.

01:22:45.000 Can you milk him?

01:22:47.000 Hey, this is just breaking.

01:22:49.000 Uh-oh.

01:22:52.000 Nick Fuentes.

01:22:53.000 Oh, wow.

01:22:54.000 Off the no-fly list.

01:22:55.000 I didn't know you could get off no-fly list.

01:22:57.000 Amazing.

01:22:58.000 That's amazing.

01:23:01.000 And we're back.

01:23:02.000 That's Liddy.

01:23:04.000 Oh, that's pretty funny in the back.

01:23:06.000 There's people with masks on and physical masks on.

01:23:10.000 And then ADL and FBI.

01:23:13.000 That's cool.

01:23:13.000 That's good news.

01:23:15.000 Anyway, let's get to that final video.

01:23:18.000 When a guy's banging you, you spin off of him.

01:23:22.000 That's the worst defenders to play against, actually.

01:23:25.000 At the gate, when a guy is banging you, just lie there and think of England.

01:23:31.000 Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.

01:23:55.000 You know you spin off of him when a guy is begging you.

01:24:06.000 When a guy is begging you.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - May 02, 2022

S4E110 - THEATER KIDS

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