Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - May 10, 2022


S4E114 - THE BULLFROG WINS


Episode Stats

Length

4 minutes

Words per Minute

144.28093

Word Count

719

Sentence Count

82

Misogynist Sentences

3

Hate Speech Sentences

3


Summary

This week Ryan Rivera joins the show to talk about the new Nissan GTR, Elon Musk's new camera, and a crazy day at work. Also, the guys answer listener mailbag questions and much, much more!


Transcript

00:00:29.000 Six liter, GTR, six liter, GTR, six later, GTR, six later, that is Australia's The Chats with their newest hit six-liter GTR,
00:00:45.000 the Nissan GTR, affordable sports car that you can really sink some money into if you're one of those zipper heads that likes to put a spoiler on the back, as Walt Kowalski would say.
00:01:00.000 In Gran Torino, welcome back to Get Off My Lawn.
00:01:03.000 This is the Tuesday show.
00:01:05.000 I must be out of shape to be winded from that one-second jog to the desk.
00:01:14.000 Well, I'd like to welcome my co-host, Ryan Rivera.
00:01:18.000 Ryan is here.
00:01:19.000 Blurry as usual, incompetent, as is his wont.
00:01:24.000 Always terrible at his job.
00:01:26.000 Fired, I think, twice now, maybe three times.
00:01:31.000 Still blurry, despite being told to not be blurry.
00:01:36.000 And he's been working hard.
00:01:37.000 I told him, let's have a cool angle for when you're fucking up.
00:01:40.000 At least we can watch you fuck up.
00:01:42.000 And he goes, I got an idea for it, boss.
00:01:44.000 I'll call it the Rad Zone.
00:01:46.000 And it'll have this fucking awesome, like, 80s, you know, tropical vibe.
00:01:53.000 Okay, let's see it.
00:01:55.000 Correct.
00:01:56.000 And total catastrophe yesterday.
00:01:58.000 It was digitized like it was missing pixels.
00:02:04.000 What do you got today for us?
00:02:06.000 I'm working on it.
00:02:07.000 Oh, well, you were chatting on the phone to our tech guy for hours.
00:02:12.000 I have this new idea.
00:02:13.000 What progress have you made?
00:02:14.000 You got here at nine.
00:02:17.000 You had all day.
00:02:19.000 Okay, now what's the mailbag?
00:02:22.000 That's interesting.
00:02:24.000 There we go.
00:02:24.000 It's a hodgepodge.
00:02:25.000 This is before we start the show.
00:02:27.000 There's Elon Musk.
00:02:28.000 He's reading a paper, for Christ's sakes.
00:02:31.000 There's the black woman of color behind you and a lens flare.
00:02:37.000 So this is all you stalling while you try to...
00:02:39.000 Shouldn't the rad zone just be a button?
00:02:42.000 Yes, but now it's not...
00:02:44.000 I'm guessing you haven't touched the rad zone problem since it happened.
00:02:49.000 I tinkered with it a little bit.
00:02:50.000 No, that's a lie.
00:02:51.000 About 15 minutes before we started.
00:02:54.000 Uh-huh.
00:02:55.000 But that's not enough time because it's not done yet.
00:02:59.000 Really amazing.
00:03:00.000 Amazing.
00:03:04.000 I was at my barber's this morning.
00:03:05.000 You wouldn't believe how much shit I got done this morning.
00:03:07.000 Before I even went to the gym at 9.30, I had already had my car washed, and that's called the Extreme Clean for $26.99.
00:03:16.000 They wash the whole outside and the inside and really polish up the fucking, I guess they're not hubcaps.
00:03:24.000 And then I got a haircut, and I'm talking to the barber.
00:03:27.000 Guess who the barber is?
00:03:30.000 Neil Young.
00:03:31.000 No.
00:03:32.000 It's the guy we were talking about last week where my friend was worried because he wanted the brother more than the actual owner.
00:03:40.000 And I said, that's a huge insult.
00:03:43.000 You can't do that.
00:03:44.000 And then we realized, well, he's right to want the brother.
00:03:47.000 At which point, I don't care if it's an insult.
00:03:49.000 You like that guy better because he's better?
00:03:52.000 Well, then that's fine.
00:03:53.000 That's on the old man.
00:03:54.000 I thought you liked them both the same, but you were told to go to that guy.
00:03:58.000 And so you were going to go to him because your ex-wife likes that.
00:04:01.000 In which case, no.
00:04:02.000 So anyway, I'm with the guy that I didn't know was better.
00:04:04.000 I assumed the owner was always better, but I always got the bald guy because he was available.
00:04:10.000 And I go, where is your brother?
00:04:12.000 Meaning the boss.
00:04:14.000 And these guys are Yugoslavian.
00:04:18.000 And he goes, oh, he's got three kids, three kids.
00:04:20.000 So he has to drop them off.
00:04:22.000 He drop them off.
00:04:22.000 You know, he'll be here in any second now.
00:04:24.000 But it's cool in the morning.
00:04:25.000 He dropped them off.
00:04:26.000 Do you have any kids?
00:04:27.000 No, no, no.
00:04:28.000 I like variety, you know?
00:04:31.000 I don't like pizza every night.
00:04:33.000 I don't want pizza.
00:04:35.000 I like fucking.
00:04:36.000 Fucking is the best.
00:04:38.000 You still fuck that woman, that married woman, that married Yugoslavian woman in the parking lot in her minivan?
00:04:46.000 What?
00:04:47.000 And I had to give him more details.
00:04:49.000 He goes, oh yes, that's a long time ago.
00:04:51.000 Sorry, I fuck so many bitches.
00:04:54.000 I got about 50 bitch.
00:04:56.000 And I forget who's who.
00:04:58.000 And then he started giving me a bonus.