Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S4E115 - THE PERFECT SHOW

00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Up Money One with Devin Gibbon with Devin Easy,

00:00:43.000 Easy, Chaka, Cha, Booma, Booma, Booma, Gutcha, Buffy, That is, of course, Kayak Kayakacha by Atoikin.

00:01:02.000 They are a Siberian Aboriginal band that kind of does harappy dance music.

00:01:07.000 And I plan to fly over there and steal that drummer and just make her mine. 1.00

00:01:14.000 She'll get Stockholm Syndrome. 0.98

00:01:15.000 It could take two years.

00:01:17.000 But I need her.

00:01:19.000 I'll have to kill my wife too, of course.

00:01:22.000 The singer's a little too Asian for me, but that drummer is an 11. 1.00

00:01:30.000 Pretty muscular legs on those broads.

00:01:32.000 Those Siberian broads. 0.99

00:01:35.000 But yeah, that's a hot new band out of Siberia.

00:01:39.000 Look at that woman. 1.00

00:01:41.000 I looked all over for more pictures of her.

00:01:43.000 She's hard to find.

00:01:44.000 It's not like a Korean boy band.

00:01:46.000 Look at that 11.

00:01:49.000 That's the perfect woman as far as I'm concerned. 0.88

00:01:52.000 Cartoon kind of a Bambi face. 1.00

00:01:55.000 What do you think, Ryan?

00:01:56.000 She's got juleps. 0.87

00:01:57.000 What would you give her out of 10? 0.94

00:02:01.000 I have to see her again, but I trust your instincts.

00:02:04.000 I think she's 8-ish.

00:02:06.000 I go 10.

00:02:07.000 You go 10.

00:02:08.000 I know.

00:02:08.000 Well, that's a little high for me.

00:02:10.000 No, it's not.

00:02:11.000 For me.

00:02:12.000 Look, you people, I always get shit for rating women too high, and then none of you ever say 10.

00:02:18.000 So what's your scale?

00:02:19.000 Meanwhile, the guys saying this kind of shit are all sixes.

00:02:23.000 What do you think you are, Ryan?

00:02:25.000 Like a 7.3.

00:02:29.000 Yeah.

00:02:30.000 I'm not an 8.

00:02:32.000 Obviously not.

00:02:33.000 Well, what about the part where you're a midget, though? 1.00

00:02:34.000 Doesn't that bring you down?

00:02:35.000 No.

00:02:36.000 Because you ever meet like a guy who's really built?

00:02:38.000 I'm going to be that guy soon.

00:02:40.000 And you never say Aaron Berg.

00:02:41.000 Yeah.

00:02:42.000 But you never say, oh, it's a short guy.

00:02:43.000 You're like, oh, you know, he's kind of big.

00:02:45.000 No, you never.

00:02:46.000 And then they do this.

00:02:46.000 They go, he's kind of big.

00:02:48.000 Yeah, they go, he's a short guy who hates that he's short because he should.

00:02:52.000 And he's working out like crazy to try to make up for it.

00:02:55.000 Well, that's not what I'm doing.

00:02:56.000 I'm doing that so I can be strong.

00:03:00.000 What the hell?

00:03:02.000 You have Down syndrome.

00:03:03.000 I don't.

00:03:04.000 I'm strong.

00:03:06.000 I'd like to transform it.

00:03:14.000 Yes, you're strong.

00:03:15.000 You have retard strength. 1.00

00:03:17.000 Yes, but also muscles not too.

00:03:20.000 We've got a great show for you today.

00:03:21.000 We worked very hard.

00:03:23.000 I had an epiphany recently where I was comparing American Patriot groups and then black and brown revolutionaries.

00:03:34.000 The black and brown revolutionaries seem much more insurrectionisty and much more racist than the first group, the patriot groups, yet the patriot groups are always called racist insurrectionists when it's just the opposite is true when we're comparing these three groups.

00:03:52.000 I don't even call the first group a white group, but they're called that by the media.

00:03:56.000 So I figured out why.

00:03:58.000 And we'll get to that.

00:03:59.000 That's a surprise coming up.

00:04:00.000 It's going to dominate most of the show.

00:04:03.000 Big-ass motherfucking green screen, yo.

00:04:06.000 But yeah, let's have some fun before we do that.

00:04:10.000 I was going to use Troglodyte, the new Viagra Boys single, as the intro to the show.

00:04:15.000 It's also fucking amazing.

00:04:17.000 I'm just, I've been in this game since for a long time.

00:04:20.000 I was in a band when I was 17.

00:04:22.000 I'm 51 now, and I'm just marveled that people can still make music that inspires me and sounds cool and original.

00:04:30.000 Oh shit, that's sick.

00:04:31.000 Usually they have just like album art.

00:04:33.000 That's a static picture.

00:04:34.000 And this one moves.

00:04:36.000 Yeah, I can't hear shit though.

00:04:37.000 Go back to the beginning.

00:05:07.000 And the punishment to the face.

00:05:09.000 But things that would play out much different.

00:05:12.000 Back in the time when we were race.

00:05:15.000 I had a problem at Gavstav Rikers.

00:05:18.000 I got to come up with a cool name for my house, which is a prison, and I'm a CO.

00:05:22.000 So I had to cut down on the prisoners using the washing and washer and dryer. 0.97

00:05:26.000 The bills are up to $50 a day.

00:05:28.000 I mean, I could own a laundromat for that.

00:05:31.000 So the prisoners have been fighting back.

00:05:34.000 They've been doing things like fluffing up their dirty laundry by putting in clean laundry and even their mother's clothes because they claim, oh, it was on the floor in my room.

00:05:45.000 No, it wasn't.

00:05:47.000 And I check for stains, which gets gross because you're worried about jizz stains and other embarrassing menstrual stains and poo stains and stuff.

00:05:54.000 So I managed to control it a little bit.

00:05:57.000 I camp out late by the laundry machine because it's right next to my home bar, Gavstav.

00:06:03.000 But I'm having trouble with one of the female prisoners, my daughter.

00:06:08.000 So I come in and I hear it tumbling in the dryer.

00:06:13.000 I don't know how she got past me.

00:06:14.000 I must have been away or going to get something.

00:06:17.000 But I hear it tumbling in the dryer.

00:06:18.000 I'm like, that doesn't sound like a full load.

00:06:20.000 And you know what this prisoner said?

00:06:23.000 It's not.

00:06:25.000 Whoa, no fear.

00:06:27.000 Like, if the warden and the COs can't intimidate the prisoners.

00:06:33.000 We have anarchy.

00:06:35.000 We have burning mattresses thrown out of their cells.

00:06:38.000 And I go, What's in there?

00:06:41.000 And she goes, Not allowed.

00:06:43.000 And I go, Well, that's not allowed.

00:06:46.000 And she goes, Oh.

00:06:50.000 You know what I'm dealing with here?

00:06:53.000 She's the fucking IRA. 0.99

00:06:55.000 She's Bobby Sands.

00:06:57.000 She's on a hunger strike. 1.00

00:06:58.000 She's throwing feces at me as I go by herself from the fucking food slot. 1.00

00:07:03.000 Mail slot.

00:07:04.000 The food slot.

00:07:06.000 And I went and checked, and lo and behold, there was a large towel, which is a bullshit thing.

00:07:11.000 It could have been a brand new freshly washed towel.

00:07:14.000 I take that out.

00:07:15.000 There's maybe this much clothes.

00:07:19.000 And it reminded me when she was about six.

00:07:24.000 We were visiting the in-laws in Atlanta, and we went to some big fancy aquarium there.

00:07:30.000 And the four-year-old boy, my youngest boy wasn't yet born, was walking along some sort of edge, not as high as his desk, but almost.

00:07:37.000 And his sister just shoves him, and he falls off.

00:07:39.000 Oh, he's crying.

00:07:41.000 How could you say that?

00:07:42.000 And I go, first of all, I was pissed off.

00:07:45.000 But secondly, I couldn't look like we let that get away because the grandpa was there.

00:07:51.000 My father-in-law is called grandpa.

00:07:52.000 You know what they call my dad?

00:07:54.000 What?

00:07:55.000 Other grandpa.

00:07:57.000 He always goes, how am I other grandpa?

00:08:01.000 I go, someone had to be.

00:08:02.000 You showed up late.

00:08:04.000 The why of things.

00:08:06.000 And so it's fucking hot.

00:08:09.000 We're in the south, right?

00:08:10.000 And I make her stand in front of a tree, like with her head to the tree.

00:08:14.000 And usually back then you would do timeouts.

00:08:17.000 It's a year per minute, a minute per year.

00:08:20.000 Sorry.

00:08:20.000 So she was six at the time.

00:08:22.000 So that's six minutes.

00:08:23.000 Meanwhile, I'm boiling my ass off.

00:08:25.000 And I go, you are getting a timeout right here, right now.

00:08:29.000 And I guess my mom dealt with the crying boy.

00:08:30.000 And I stood there and made sure she didn't look and just stood at the tree.

00:08:33.000 And you know what she did?

00:08:35.000 She went, okay.

00:08:37.000 And then just sat there staring at the tree for six minutes, didn't budge.

00:08:40.000 My youngest boy, when I would give him timeouts, he was always trying to wriggle.

00:08:43.000 I'd sometimes have to hold him there in the corner as he wriggled free.

00:08:46.000 She's just like this, like, like she went inside.

00:08:49.000 In fact, it's funny that I'm using a jail analogy because I would tell this story.

00:08:53.000 It's a seven-year-old story.

00:08:55.000 And my joke back then was that she came out and she had a pack of cigarettes because it's money in there.

00:09:01.000 And she had tattoos and she just had like an undershirt and then her orange coveralls were tied around her waist and she was doing push-ups. 1.00

00:09:10.000 So we're going to have some trouble with the teenage girl here. 0.99

00:09:13.000 She's not scared of the corrections officer.

00:09:18.000 In other news, Tinkerbell's dead.

00:09:24.000 You can check my getter for a photo, Ryan.

00:09:27.000 But Sylvia's debut included Tinkerbell coming in here and shitting all over everything. 1.00

00:09:32.000 We still have her piss stains on this runner. 1.00

00:09:35.000 And when I went to pick up Sylvia yesterday in the South Bronx at her incredibly dangerous apartment building that looks like something out of the 1920s, it's all dark and gray.

00:09:45.000 It looks like the apartment's in Mean Streets.

00:09:48.000 But I picked her up there and the dog was like staring at me.

00:09:52.000 She goes, he wants you to pick him up.

00:09:54.000 He wants you to pick him up.

00:09:56.000 He loves you.

00:09:57.000 He wants you.

00:09:58.000 Or she does.

00:09:59.000 She wants you.

00:10:00.000 She loves you.

00:10:01.000 And I'm like, okay.

00:10:02.000 The dog has, go down, Ryan.

00:10:04.000 We don't need the text.

00:10:05.000 She's got like cataracts in her eye. 0.82

00:10:07.000 Her eyes are just not like that.

00:10:08.000 They're completely milky.

00:10:10.000 Well, I don't know what they are now.

00:10:12.000 And so I don't want to touch this dog.

00:10:14.000 Plus, it shits everywhere.

00:10:15.000 So I go to pick it up just for her.

00:10:18.000 And he goes, and bites me.

00:10:20.000 And then she goes, oh, it's because he doesn't know you.

00:10:23.000 Like, you just said he loves me.

00:10:25.000 She loves me.

00:10:25.000 Sorry, I'm misgendering this dog.

00:10:27.000 Anyway, she goes, I'll put him on the bed.

00:10:30.000 He'll be okay.

00:10:31.000 So she picks him up.

00:10:32.000 She puts him.

00:10:33.000 I don't know, why do I keep calling it him?

00:10:35.000 She puts her on the bed.

00:10:37.000 And then she goes, all right, let's go.

00:10:39.000 And she gets on her walker and she opens the door.

00:10:41.000 And the Chihuahua goes and stretches out and cries.

00:10:47.000 She goes, she's never cried like that before.

00:10:51.000 And then we get back.

00:10:54.000 I drop off Sylvia.

00:10:55.000 I'm dying to get a beer too.

00:10:56.000 Every time I drop her off, I'm like, here you go.

00:10:58.000 Throw the walker in, slam the door.

00:10:59.000 Bye.

00:11:00.000 And as I dropped her off, there was Tinkerbell.

00:11:02.000 She was in her little pad, sorry, her little sleeping nook.

00:11:06.000 And she got up and they had a nice night.

00:11:08.000 And then in the middle of the night, Sylvia couldn't sleep and the dog came over next to her and lay next to her on the floor.

00:11:16.000 And then in the morning, dead as a doornail.

00:11:25.000 So innocent, so full of me.

00:11:31.000 There were times we were friends, but times I was so cruel.

00:11:36.000 The show was dedicated to Tinkerbell.

00:11:39.000 To Tinkerbell.

00:11:41.000 I feel bad for Sylvia, but to be totally frank, I was never a big fan of Tinkerbell.

00:11:50.000 In other news.

00:11:53.000 By the way, I always have explosive diarrhea after I eat at that Cuban place. 1.00

00:11:57.000 And it's just become part of like, it's like going to having a nice lunch and then also getting a, what do you call it?

00:12:06.000 Not a colonoscopy.

00:12:07.000 An enema.

00:12:08.000 An enema.

00:12:09.000 And then I started thinking, maybe that's what that style of food is.

00:12:14.000 Uh-oh, who's this?

00:12:16.000 Me, who must.

00:12:18.000 Joseph Biggs.

00:12:19.000 Joe Biggs.

00:12:21.000 An incarcerated individual at Alexandria Detention Center.

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00:12:26.000 It will be recorded and may be monitored.

00:12:28.000 If you believe this should be a private call, please hang up and follow facility instructions to register this number as a private number.

00:12:35.000 To accept this free call, press 1.

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00:12:40.000 You may start the conversation now.

00:12:43.000 What's up, Joe?

00:12:44.000 We're recording a show.

00:12:45.000 You're on the air.

00:12:46.000 Is that allowed?

00:12:48.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, sure.

00:12:49.000 Why not?

00:12:50.000 What's up, Joe?

00:12:51.000 So I have to say the stupidest thing that everyone says when they get a call from prison, which is, how's it going?

00:12:58.000 It's fantastic, man.

00:12:59.000 You know, I live in a 7x9 concrete solitary confinement cell and stare at concrete walls all day.

00:13:10.000 Twiddle my thumbs and I've read about 200 books now.

00:13:13.000 I've become pretty much an expert on radical Islamic jihad. 0.96

00:13:19.000 Reading every book there is about it that they have here.

00:13:22.000 I don't know why they have that many books about that here, but they do.

00:13:26.000 You know, I was thinking about when we spoke last, and I spent a lot of time recently bitching about radical Islam, and it definitely is a problem in the West, especially in Britain and Europe.

00:13:37.000 But I'm realizing now I should have spent more time on Marxism.

00:13:42.000 Yeah.

00:13:42.000 I think Marx.

00:13:44.000 They're indoctrinating our kids at a young age.

00:13:46.000 I mean, it's funny, though.

00:13:50.000 They're sitting there screaming and yelling about abortion.

00:13:53.000 But at the same time, everybody on the right's going, why don't they care about the babies?

00:13:58.000 There's a baby formula for, well, because they don't care about kids in the first place. 0.96

00:14:02.000 They want to kill them.

00:14:02.000 If they can't kill them in the womb, they're going to make sure they starve to death.

00:14:05.000 I mean, that's just what these people do.

00:14:07.000 And if the kid does survive and it does get born, then they're going to indoctrinate it at a young age until it grows up to become a screaming purple-haired idiot.

00:14:16.000 Yeah.

00:14:16.000 Marxism pretends to be about the working man.

00:14:19.000 Meanwhile, it was the working blue collar.

00:14:22.000 Everyone who stormed the Bastilles, everyone who was part of the January 6th meandering was blue-collar.

00:14:27.000 These were all the workers the communists keep talking about, but you totally turn your back on them when they have a real revolution.

00:14:33.000 I mean, according to the mainstream narrative, it was a revolution.

00:14:38.000 Because it's not about the workers, and it's not about the poor.

00:14:41.000 It's about sabotaging Western society and Christianity and the family. 1.00

00:14:46.000 It's really a poison pill.

00:14:49.000 Yeah, well, what radical Islamic jihadis do as well, too, is they get a council, a Muslim council, and this is what al-Qaeda and other radical groups would do, is they form a council and then they appoint an Islamic scholar over that council.

00:15:05.000 And then from there, they issue whether or not a person or group of people are considered takfir, T-A-K-I-F-R.

00:15:12.000 If you're taxier, that means that they can now issue a fatwa against you.

00:15:18.000 So if you're tax fear, that means you don't believe in what they believe in.

00:15:21.000 The left is basically issuing a tax fear on Christians and the right wing.

00:15:28.000 And then from that, they've issued their own fatwa just like Al-Zarwali did and Obama, I mean Osama bin Laden, but yeah, Obama too.

00:15:36.000 And they are going after these people and going, okay, so normally what we do to people is wrong, or if we do this to civilians, it's wrong.

00:15:46.000 But if we issue a fatwa, it's no longer wrong. 0.99

00:15:50.000 And that's what they say, is that the things that they can do with a fatwa can be considered criminal normally until the fatwa is issued.

00:15:56.000 And that's what we're seeing happen with the left versus the right right now.

00:15:59.000 Yeah, it reminds me of those two lawyers who got, they refused a plea deal of a year, and they ended up facing two years.

00:16:10.000 These are the guys who threw a Molotov cocktail into a police car.

00:16:19.000 That's fiery, but mostly peaceful, though.

00:16:24.000 Okay, man, we got to go.

00:16:26.000 We got to get back to the show.

00:16:27.000 But call me later on.

00:16:29.000 All right, see you guys.

00:16:30.000 See ya.

00:16:34.000 We're getting visits from getting calls from prison every day.

00:16:38.000 I got to find that.

00:16:39.000 Where did I put that?

00:16:41.000 Where we had the guys who...

00:16:44.000 Oh, yeah.

00:16:44.000 Look under 3-0, Ryan.

00:16:47.000 Those are the guys I was just talking about.

00:16:50.000 When I was in Britain with Tommy Robinson, we used a minivan to get to the speech, the free speech rally that Tommy put on in London.

00:16:58.000 And I was way at the back.

00:16:59.000 You know those ones that if you really try, you can get two more seats at the very, very back and you're hunched in, right?

00:17:06.000 The police stopped us getting to our destination and we're interrogating Tommy.

00:17:10.000 Now, for all I know, there's some sort of concentrated effort or an Antifa notices this.

00:17:16.000 They throw a fucking Molotov cocktail through the back window.

00:17:20.000 I'm covered in burning gas now.

00:17:22.000 This is obviously a hypothetical.

00:17:24.000 But like, even when we want to get out and everything's peaceful, they've got to open the side door.

00:17:28.000 Then these two get out.

00:17:29.000 Then they put down the seats.

00:17:31.000 Then those three get out.

00:17:32.000 Then they slide one of those seats forward.

00:17:34.000 And then me and the other fat bastard can get out.

00:17:38.000 That's when things are peaceful.

00:17:39.000 When they're fiery, I might just sit there and burn to death.

00:17:43.000 What a horrific death that would be.

00:17:44.000 I almost had a panic attack when I was there.

00:17:47.000 I was like, just go, go.

00:17:48.000 Like, go through the police barricade.

00:17:50.000 We're going to die.

00:17:52.000 And that's how those cops would have died.

00:17:55.000 And what do they get?

00:17:57.000 They get a plea deal of a year.

00:17:58.000 They say, fuck you.

00:18:00.000 I'm not going to jail for a year just because I try to burn cops alive.

00:18:03.000 What?

00:18:04.000 I'm the bad guy now?

00:18:05.000 I was fighting for civil rights and Marxism.

00:18:09.000 So now they're down to, well, it could be five if the judge wants to really go crazy, but they're looking at about two years.

00:18:18.000 Max and John get four for fighting Antifa for 17 seconds.

00:18:23.000 Joe Biggs, he's about a year and a half in.

00:18:28.000 He's almost done their sentence.

00:18:30.000 And what did he do?

00:18:31.000 He meandered in to the Capitol.

00:18:33.000 He said he had to use the bathroom.

00:18:34.000 He asked a cop where the bathroom is.

00:18:36.000 The cop said right there.

00:18:38.000 And then when he got out, the cop said, you should go now.

00:18:40.000 And he goes, okay.

00:18:42.000 That's his crime.

00:18:44.000 Go down?

00:18:46.000 I want you to put a face to a name.

00:18:50.000 Colin Ferd Madison.

00:18:54.000 Now, I used to think last week it's because they're people of color they get a pass.

00:19:00.000 I'm now realizing this week it's because they're Marxists.

00:19:03.000 It's not the color of her skin up top, it's her t-shirt that got her off. 0.89

00:19:08.000 You know what?

00:19:09.000 We should stop fucking around and get right to the green screen.

00:19:11.000 This is exactly what today's main focus is, and there's no sense in beating around the bush any goddamn more.

00:19:34.000 it's okay to be a nationalist.

00:19:38.000 I would go further than that.

00:19:40.000 You should be a nationalist.

00:19:41.000 Everyone's a fucking nationalist.

00:19:42.000 It's redundant.

00:19:44.000 Ever see the World Cup?

00:19:45.000 What do you have on your car if you're from Brazil?

00:19:48.000 You have a Brazilian flag.

00:19:51.000 It goes family, community.

00:19:54.000 I don't know.

00:19:55.000 Religion is in there somewhere.

00:19:57.000 Then nation.

00:19:58.000 That's the way it goes everywhere.

00:20:00.000 Unfortunately, with Islam, it goes religion first. 1.00

00:20:03.000 Even family is after that.

00:20:04.000 But they're incompatible with the West. 0.85

00:20:06.000 We don't talk about non-Western concepts on this show.

00:20:10.000 So nationalists are great.

00:20:13.000 We're not talking about white nationalists, but if they're nationalists who happen to be, I don't know, even like normally white, like represented as they are in the population, those are called white nationalists, which is unacceptable.

00:20:27.000 They're called insurrectionists.

00:20:28.000 They're called racists.

00:20:30.000 They never are.

00:20:32.000 However, if you're brown or black and you're a nationalist and an insurrectionist and a racist, you're known as a freedom fighter.

00:20:40.000 And there's strange rationale for this.

00:20:42.000 God, this microphone smells like Sylvia's perfume. 0.97

00:20:45.000 There's strange rationale for this.

00:20:47.000 One of them is, well, in the latter, they lack power and they are just exercising their civil rights because they live in an unjust society.

00:20:58.000 They say it was cool when the Black Panthers stormed the Capitol, armed, and I guess that was like 68 or something.

00:21:06.000 That was cool and exciting because they're fighting oppression.

00:21:10.000 When predominantly white people do it, though there was plenty of non-black people that stormed the Capitol, that's racism.

00:21:17.000 Okay?

00:21:18.000 Why?

00:21:19.000 Why do you have a different set of standards?

00:21:21.000 And why do you always say the opposite of what's true?

00:21:24.000 Well, the real truth of it is, if a predominantly white or even normally white group of nationalists get too much power, they'll start an American Nazi party wherein they will start slaughtering the same people that Nazis slaughtered.

00:21:41.000 And I think the Nazis slaughtered, obviously, mostly Jews, but they slaughtered clowns, they slaughtered gays, they slaughtered everyone that didn't fit their Aryan narrative. 0.76

00:21:50.000 And we'll go through that again in a thing called World War III, which we saw on Star Trek the other day.

00:21:58.000 They pretended that the insurrection led to World War III and mass genocide of everyone, but mostly plants and animals, they added for some bizarre reason.

00:22:06.000 And you think of that and you go, I don't believe you.

00:22:11.000 As Jared Taylor, the wildly controversial Jared Taylor said, such a concept is fantastic.

00:22:17.000 And of course, he means fantastical.

00:22:20.000 He means phantasmagoric.

00:22:21.000 He means of fantasy, like Lord of the Rings.

00:22:24.000 It's a Lord of the Rings concept that oath keepers or proud boys need to be extra monitored.

00:22:31.000 The hate watch groups have to focus on them because if they don't, they'll start a new Nazi party.

00:22:36.000 Do you want to know what the truth of it is?

00:22:41.000 I can't hear you.

00:22:44.000 I can't hear you.

00:22:47.000 Come on, guys.

00:22:48.000 We work hard on this show.

00:22:49.000 You're sitting there in your living room saying, meh, I need to hear it loud.

00:22:57.000 There we go.

00:22:58.000 Yeah.

00:23:01.000 There we go.

00:23:03.000 Now we're cooking.

00:23:05.000 It's Marxism.

00:23:07.000 That's the difference.

00:23:09.000 These patriotic groups that are called white nationalists and are not tend to hate the government and they hate socialism.

00:23:17.000 They hate big government.

00:23:19.000 They hate the idea of the government handling their problems.

00:23:21.000 They want independence and freedom.

00:23:23.000 All of the brown and black nationalists are obsessed with socialism.

00:23:29.000 And I noticed this when I went undercover in Black Lives Matter for Project Veritas as a punk guy named Bobby, I believe.

00:23:37.000 This was many, before I was this famous and I could get away with hiding.

00:23:42.000 I met one of their stupid meeting spots.

00:23:44.000 And there's reams and reams of propaganda.

00:23:46.000 There's sort of hand-printed zines.

00:23:48.000 And it's all black power, but it's all intimately intertwined with Marxism. 0.78

00:23:54.000 And lots of red fists.

00:23:56.000 And black power and communism seem inseparable at this point. 0.91

00:24:01.000 And it always bothered me.

00:24:03.000 Those two concepts seem incongruous.

00:24:05.000 You know what communism is?

00:24:07.000 It's gray and olive green army fatigues.

00:24:12.000 And it's slaving away in the gulag on the farms, digging holes.

00:24:17.000 Labor, labor, labor.

00:24:19.000 It's devoid of color.

00:24:21.000 It's devoid of food.

00:24:22.000 Like black people make fun of white people for not having spice on their food. 0.99

00:24:27.000 Not only is there no spice on your feud in a communist dictatorship, there's no fucking food.

00:24:31.000 So I understand some like crusty punk wanting to live like that.

00:24:36.000 It's better than being a crackhead on the street.

00:24:39.000 But black culture in America, especially sort of lower middle class and blue collar, is very bright colors, lots of flavorful food, and not a lot of toiling in the soil.

00:24:52.000 Not a lot of hole digging.

00:24:54.000 That's more of a Mexican thing these days. 0.87

00:24:56.000 So it just seems strange to me that those two would be merged, but they are.

00:25:01.000 And that is the crux of the different hate perspective you have in America.

00:25:07.000 It's got nothing to do with racism at all, although they make it 100% about that.

00:25:11.000 It's got nothing to do with insurgency.

00:25:13.000 The reason January 6th is treated differently than, say, the not fucking around coalition is because the not fucking around coalition wants more government, more socialism, more Marxism.

00:25:23.000 Now, it's a strange position to be in for the government because a lot of these radical groups, especially in Mexico and Central America, South America, they're anti-government to the point of terrorism.

00:25:37.000 So the government sort of likes Antifa.

00:25:40.000 They like BLM, but they don't really like, you know, La Raza.

00:25:47.000 Or no, they love La Raza, but FSLN or EZLN.

00:25:51.000 The Mexican government and the Nicaraguan government don't really like their socialists because they're direct action terrorists.

00:25:59.000 However, who controls the American conversation?

00:26:02.000 Who controls the Western conversation?

00:26:04.000 Not so much the government.

00:26:05.000 The media.

00:26:07.000 And the media are dyed in the wool Marxists.

00:26:11.000 They grew up in a Marxist indoctrination camp called the public education system.

00:26:18.000 And they control how we perceive those around us.

00:26:21.000 And if you're Marxist, you're good.

00:26:23.000 If you're not, you're evil.

00:26:25.000 And going with racism for the evil thing, it's just the go-to bad guy.

00:26:30.000 Could have been pedophile, could have been ageist, could have been violent.

00:26:35.000 They throw violent in sometimes too.

00:26:37.000 They would have said climate change denier if that had any stigma, but they've decided just to throw racist on it because that's how it works.

00:26:46.000 So anyway, I want to go through some nationalists who are called white nationalists, some brown nationalists, and some black nationalists.

00:26:52.000 And you'll notice the only difference with these groups is, and the way they're treated, is the first group that are called the white nationalists, the white people, are anti-Marxist.

00:27:05.000 So let's start out with the Oath Kepers. 1.00

00:27:11.000 They're in prison right now.

00:27:12.000 They're facing 20 years for doing what the Black Panthers did in the 60s, storming the Capitol.

00:27:19.000 They were invited in by the police.

00:27:21.000 They are a multi-ethnic group, yet they're known as evil insurrectionists. 0.93

00:27:26.000 Go to that link there where the guy says, we're purple, black, brown, we're everything.

00:27:31.000 I mean, the Oath Keepers I just see as like slightly more military tea party guys.

00:27:36.000 Older boomers, they tend to have veteran experience.

00:27:41.000 But it keeps coming up.

00:27:43.000 Is that the first link, Ryan?

00:27:45.000 Terrorism Center dives into how the Oath Keepers originated and how they're evolving.

00:27:50.000 This line from the report stood out to us.

00:27:53.000 Quote, the group has used a warped sense of patriotism, loose enforcement of laws surrounding paramilitary activity, and America's founding revolutionary spirit to justify anti-government mobilization.

00:28:08.000 That's good.

00:28:08.000 Except for the word warped.

00:28:10.000 Joining us now are the authors of this report.

00:28:12.000 John Lewis is a revolutionary.

00:28:13.000 No, that's not what I'm looking for, dude.

00:28:15.000 Is that under the They Are Evil Insurrectionists with the time code?

00:28:19.000 Yeah, there's that one, but the one before it should have some old dude who was their leader saying we're black, brown, purple.

00:28:27.000 That was it with the time code or the middle dude.

00:28:30.000 With the evil insurrectionists?

00:28:32.000 Yeah, 31 seconds.

00:28:33.000 Huh.

00:28:34.000 Okay, yeah, this is...

00:28:36.000 Go to the other one.

00:28:38.000 This is Oath Keeper's Racism.

00:28:40.000 Oath Keeper's leader defends Confederate flag.

00:28:44.000 These fucking Marxist loser hate watchers comb through hundreds of hours of footage of these patriot groups to try to find evidence of racism.

00:28:52.000 They totally ignore the blacks and the browns that are in the club and the Jews and the Asians.

00:28:57.000 And then they find one guy who defends a Confederate flag, which is a pretty non-controversial thing to do.

00:29:04.000 If you go down 95 towards Delaware, there is a Confederate flag flapping right off the highway that is the size of this building.

00:29:11.000 Now, you can be for or against that, but clearly it's not a swastika.

00:29:15.000 A swastika would last a day. 0.87

00:29:17.000 There.

00:29:18.000 God damn, this microphone is perfumed. 1.00

00:29:22.000 And where are the Oath Keepers today?

00:29:24.000 They're in jail.

00:29:26.000 What kind of celebrity endorsements do these groups have?

00:29:29.000 Zero.

00:29:30.000 Which brings us to the Tea Party.

00:29:31.000 Remember the Tea Party?

00:29:33.000 They're just boomers who are fiscally conservative, perfectly normal moms and dads.

00:29:38.000 And what were they called in the LA Times?

00:29:42.000 Is that the LA Times?

00:29:44.000 No.

00:29:44.000 Yeah, see, this is sort of like that Holocaust denial thing that the Prowboys were accused of where they were celebrating the synagogue shooting, which wasn't even remotely true.

00:29:54.000 It was basically a Tea Party event where they dress up in old-timey founding fathers costumes.

00:30:00.000 And the media twisted that into celebrating a synagogue shooting.

00:30:04.000 Anyway, it's the same shit that the Tea Party gets.

00:30:06.000 The nation is still hungover from the Tea Party.

00:30:08.000 Don't let 2022 midterms be a repeat.

00:30:13.000 And this is the L.A. Times talking about how ultimately evil the Tea Party was.

00:30:17.000 The Tea Party was the most basic, normal, right-of-center mom-and-dad party ever.

00:30:25.000 And they crowbarred racism into that because these people were anti-Marxist, anti-socialist, wanted less government.

00:30:31.000 They're just fiscally conservative boomers.

00:30:35.000 And who thinks they were secretly racist?

00:30:37.000 Well, our favorite guy in the world who makes a cameo approximately every single episode, Mr. Non-Prescription Glasses, Eddie Gloud.

00:30:45.000 See, the thing is that when the Tea Party was happening, we were saying pundits, oh, it's just about economic populism.

00:30:51.000 It is.

00:30:52.000 It's not about race.

00:30:53.000 When people knew, people knew social scientists were already writing that what was driving the Tea Party were anxieties about demographic shifts, that the country was changing, that they were seeing these racially ambiguous babies on Cheerios commercials.

00:31:07.000 That was it.

00:31:08.000 That the country wasn't a white nation anymore. 0.94

00:31:12.000 And people were screaming from the top of their lungs, yo, this is not just simply economic populism.

00:31:19.000 This is the ugly underbelly of the country.

00:31:22.000 See, the thing is, is this, and I'll say this, and I'll take the hit on it.

00:31:27.000 There are communities that have had to bear the brunt of America confronting, white Americans confronting the danger of their innocence.

00:31:35.000 And it happens every generation.

00:31:38.000 So somehow we have to kind of, oh my God.

00:31:40.000 Okay, so anyway, he goes off.

00:31:42.000 He forgets about the tea party and that thing.

00:31:43.000 Imagine being a student in one of his classes and just, and not being a moron who goes, wow.

00:31:48.000 You'd just be going, you'd be looking around, you're going, we're listening to a fucking snake oil salesman.

00:31:54.000 Is anyone falling for this shit?

00:31:56.000 Do you know how many times he said, bear the brunt?

00:31:58.000 I'm marking it down.

00:31:59.000 That's 13.

00:32:02.000 Anyway, group three, the three percenters. 0.98

00:32:07.000 Three percenters. 0.76

00:32:08.000 I've even seen people attack the name.

00:32:10.000 So three percent refers to the Americans who dared to fight back against Britain.

00:32:15.000 They say only three percent of the, what, colonists dared to fight back against Britain.

00:32:21.000 They say the commonly debunked myth that it was only 3% that fought against the British.

00:32:27.000 Okay, sorry.

00:32:29.000 And these Guys are very similar to the Oath Keepers.

00:32:32.000 They tend to be vets, sex cops. 0.82

00:32:34.000 Oh, there's a black dude. 1.00

00:32:36.000 Uh-oh.

00:32:38.000 And they're perfectly normal human beings.

00:32:43.000 Remember, every group I'm listing here is either extinct or in jail.

00:32:46.000 The oath keepers are in jail. 1.00

00:32:49.000 The Tea Party are extinct.

00:32:50.000 The 3%ers are in jail because the SPLC decides they may be multiracial, but they associate with white nationalists. 0.96

00:32:59.000 So the way they do this thing, they say you're white power adjacent.

00:33:02.000 And the way they get that is say you're at a thing where you're like, we shouldn't have CRT in schools.

00:33:08.000 Everyone agrees with that, who's saying, right?

00:33:10.000 Everyone slightly right of center, including a few Nazis.

00:33:14.000 So a couple Nazis show up at your thing, unbeknownst to you.

00:33:17.000 Oh, that's the clip I was looking at before.

00:33:18.000 Sorry, I got the wrong guy.

00:33:19.000 So stop it there.

00:33:22.000 And then they go, oh, I spotted like some clan dude who also agrees with you.

00:33:27.000 All cats are mammals.

00:33:28.000 All dogs are mammals.

00:33:30.000 Therefore, all cats are dogs.

00:33:32.000 And they say you're white power adjacent.

00:33:35.000 Go back to the clip.

00:33:40.000 Go back to the beginning of him.

00:33:42.000 So he's their new leader right now.

00:33:43.000 The group is black, white, green, yellow, purple.

00:33:47.000 We did not discriminate.

00:33:49.000 We are not racist.

00:33:51.000 We believe that everybody's stuck to freak.

00:33:54.000 White, yes. 0.88

00:33:56.000 Yellow, I work with a yellow guy, Ryan Katsu Rivera.

00:34:01.000 Green means they have food poisoning.

00:34:07.000 And purple means that person's suffocating, dude.

00:34:10.000 You've got to pop a hole in their trachea and get a straw in there. 1.00

00:34:14.000 I don't want to hang around with green or purple people. 1.00

00:34:16.000 They're ill.

00:34:17.000 They're dying.

00:34:19.000 We have whites, Asians, and dying people in our group. 1.00

00:34:23.000 Sorry, go ahead.

00:34:24.000 And freedom of speech.

00:34:26.000 But the SPLC says some chapters associate with extreme racist groups, have been involved in attacks on immigrants and Muslims, and that some members participated in the 2017 Charlottesville rally.

00:34:36.000 I think in the case of this.

00:34:37.000 Oh, our old Heidi Byrick.

00:34:41.000 She was promptly discommunicated after I started my suit against the SPLC.

00:34:47.000 That was one of my many victories with that suit.

00:34:50.000 I already considered it a success, even though it's sitting on the judge's lap and moving about a quarter inch every century.

00:34:56.000 At least the founder, Morris Dees, quit.

00:34:58.000 The president, Richard Morris, quit, and Heidi Byrick, their top researcher, done turfed and their head of legal because they knew in discovery all of their corrupt emails would come out and they didn't want to be part of it.

00:35:12.000 Bye, bitch. 1.00

00:35:13.000 Bye-bye.

00:35:14.000 Home to mommy.

00:35:16.000 And then, of course, the whole impetus for this segment is the Proud Boys, right?

00:35:20.000 Constantly called racist, constantly called insurrectionist.

00:35:24.000 And just like the three percenters, they are currently in prison. 1.00

00:35:27.000 We've got Ethan Nordine calling us from prison.

00:35:29.000 Joe Biggs, those guys are fucking, they keep telling me Tiny Tulsa is Tiny Tulsa.

00:35:36.000 His last name is literally impossible to say.

00:35:39.000 In fact, the way I check to make sure it's not someone trying to trick me when he calls his, I say, say your last name, your entire name, actually.

00:35:46.000 And no one could possibly fake it.

00:35:50.000 Yeah, Proud Boys constantly called insurrectionists and nationalists.

00:35:54.000 And it's not because they are white or they have white members.

00:35:58.000 It's because they are anti-Marxist.

00:36:01.000 Which brings us to category two, brown nationalists.

00:36:07.000 That was back when they did that segment, by the way.

00:36:09.000 That was back when I recognized every Proud Boy.

00:36:11.000 Now I look at pictures.

00:36:12.000 Oh, I love that part.

00:36:13.000 Wait, show that part.

00:36:15.000 That's their spokesman.

00:36:16.000 Yeah, fighting solves everything.

00:36:21.000 They're playing into a long line of what would be normally called white nationalism.

00:36:24.000 The soy boy fucking generation has overtaken and there is no output. 1.00

00:36:30.000 The output is no longer.

00:36:31.000 That's the spokesman where the Australian guy doing that documentary says, well, I've seen a lot of non-white members.

00:36:36.000 And he goes, that doesn't belie their racist policies.

00:36:41.000 Yes, it does.

00:36:43.000 And I would argue that there's not as many non-whites in the group as they say there are. 0.92

00:36:49.000 Touche.

00:36:50.000 Touche, SBLC.

00:36:53.000 All right, so sorry, brown nationalists.

00:36:54.000 So let's start with the most obvious one, of course, the movement.

00:36:58.000 And in all of these, I'm going to talk about the celebrity endorsements these groups get.

00:37:02.000 The first group, right, are never celebrity endorsed.

00:37:06.000 They're either extinct or in jail.

00:37:08.000 Brown and black nationalists are always supported by celebrities, and that's because they're Marxists, and that's because the media supports it. 0.94

00:37:17.000 So if you're a pro-Marxist, you're doing the media's bidding, and you're part of the in crowd.

00:37:23.000 So the movement was the name of Fidel Castro's movement when he stormed Cuba.

00:37:28.000 Weird place to put a headline, Ryan, on the bottom.

00:37:33.000 And we know what happened with Fidel.

00:37:36.000 He rallied a bunch of farmers and convinced them that the evil elites were controlling the country and they need to be destroyed.

00:37:45.000 That worked after some rough first passes.

00:37:49.000 And then Fidel quickly became a dictator himself.

00:37:52.000 These guys were racist, by the way.

00:37:54.000 Shea Guevara hated blacks, hated homosexuals, saw them as inferior, and murdered them.

00:38:00.000 Murdered them on their knees, shot them in the back of the head as they fell into pits.

00:38:04.000 That was the Shea Guevara that Jay-Z is wearing a Shea Guevara shirt.

00:38:09.000 Shea Guevara hated these.

00:38:11.000 He called them monkeys.

00:38:13.000 But because the media supports this narrative, we forget all that.

00:38:16.000 And it's a cool shirt to wear.

00:38:17.000 Fucking Mike Tyson has a tattoo of Mao and a tattoo of Shea Guevara.

00:38:23.000 You see the pride flag right next to the Shea Guevara flag?

00:38:26.000 He would not like that.

00:38:28.000 Shea Guevara personally single-handedly murdered about 3,000 people.

00:38:32.000 The same people, by the way, that we hear the Nazis, when we start World War III and the 3%ers turn into the American Nazi Party, they're going to be killing blacks and gays. 0.99

00:38:42.000 No, that guy did.

00:38:45.000 And you're wearing him on a fucking shirt, you retards. 1.00

00:38:50.000 It was Prime Minister of Canada's dad.

00:38:57.000 Yeah, so what's the intro there with the movement?

00:38:59.000 So he took over Cuba And he's totally supported by celebrities.

00:39:03.000 They love him, especially Shay.

00:39:05.000 Go to the Hollywood Loves Them link.

00:39:08.000 Hi, I'm Nick Gillespie from Reason TV.

00:39:11.000 Do you ever wonder what happens when a celebrity plays a celebrity?

00:39:15.000 Well, you get the new epic film where A-lister Benicio Del Toro plays A-lister.

00:39:24.000 The union of the two cruel was so intense that Conn, the glitziest film festival of them all.

00:39:33.000 Benicio Del Toro.

00:39:38.000 The man Del Toro depicted shot to a level of stardom that few A-listers reach.

00:39:43.000 The one-word name.

00:39:44.000 Before there was Oprah, Bono, or Madonna, there was Che.

00:39:49.000 Che's the celebrity that celebrities adore.

00:39:52.000 That's him on Johnny Depp's neck.

00:39:53.000 And Che is just about all Giselle Bunchon is wearing. 0.96

00:39:56.000 Che burst onto the scene a half century ago as an idealistic revolutionary who helped found communist Cuba.

00:40:03.000 Today, his rebellious image is used to sell countless products.

00:40:06.000 Beer, flasks, belt buckles, lighters, fast food.

00:40:13.000 The best-known Che product is the t-shirt.

00:40:15.000 The Che shirts are so-called.

00:40:16.000 Right next to Leonard Skinner.

00:40:18.000 People wear t-shirts of his t-shirt.

00:40:21.000 Go to most any kind of protests and you're bound to see Che.

00:40:26.000 And from hip-hop to rock to pop, musicians really dig Che.

00:40:31.000 But is this a case of unrequited love?

00:40:33.000 He hate artists.

00:40:35.000 So how is it possible that artists still today support?

00:40:38.000 Well, that's some Cuban musician who said.

00:40:40.000 You know, I have a friend who is Cuban and he was rich.

00:40:43.000 They took his parents' house and made it into a government building.

00:40:46.000 It's like the Ministry of Transportation now.

00:40:50.000 So they have all these beautiful government buildings.

00:40:52.000 They're just millionaires' old homes.

00:40:56.000 They came here with zero dollars, rich people, because it's a crime to be rich.

00:41:01.000 All right, so the movement was the modern progenitor of all the cool socialist groups.

00:41:07.000 And then, of course, we have the Sandinista National Liberation Front.

00:41:12.000 In Spanish, they're known as the Frente Sandinista de Liberación Nacional, F-S-L-N. 0.56

00:41:19.000 By the way, I made a mistake when I was on Compound Censored with Anthony Cumille, and I said that the Romans learned their colonization skills from the Muslims, the Moors in Spain. 0.97

00:41:30.000 I meant to say the conquistadors.

00:41:32.000 The Spanish conquistadors who dominated the Caribbean, they learned their tricks from the Moors, the Muslims in Spain. 1.00

00:41:39.000 And the trick is you fuck the locals and you make a new race of people and then you tax everyone and use it to fund the future colonization, which is why you have Puerto Ricans. 1.00

00:41:51.000 These weird Spanish-looking, half-white, half-Aztec Mayans, these little funny-looking men who control, you know, TriCasters and co-host shows.

00:42:01.000 And you're like, are you white or are you a little fucking land turtle? 0.99

00:42:06.000 And you go, oh, I'm a Puerto Rican.

00:42:07.000 Oh, I see what you are.

00:42:09.000 You know what I mean?

00:42:17.000 So what's the first link on the Sandinistas?

00:42:21.000 Oh, yeah, it's just B-roll about them.

00:42:23.000 So these are, of course, Nicaraguans that want independence.

00:42:28.000 They just want the government to give them all their land.

00:42:31.000 All of these revolutionary groups are just like, I want money from the government and land from the government.

00:42:35.000 You want free shit.

00:42:37.000 Okay, that's appealing to poor people.

00:42:39.000 Joint, you can either stay poor and keep farming out here in the middle of nowhere, or you can join my revolutionary group where we get free money and free land.

00:42:48.000 I like the second option.

00:42:50.000 So FSLN, there were the Contras, right? 1.00

00:42:53.000 Yeah, the Contras were Ronald Reagan used cocaine money to fund the revolutionaries who were the American, the pro-freedom guys.

00:43:04.000 He got in big shit for that.

00:43:05.000 Sounds reasonable to me.

00:43:06.000 It's better than Vietnam, where we lost 60,000 men to go fight communism. 0.71

00:43:10.000 Just pay the local guys there, give them some guns, and they can fight the commies. 0.90

00:43:14.000 That's a deal.

00:43:16.000 But if you are a Nicaraguan nationalist, a Sandinista, you're fucking cool, which is why The Clash named an album after them.

00:43:23.000 Look at that.

00:43:24.000 In praise of Sandinista.

00:43:25.000 Well, they're praising the album, but Joe Strummer was clearly praising the Sandinistas.

00:43:30.000 He was a rich kid who went to a bunch of different cool private schools.

00:43:34.000 And in these schools, they learn multiculturalism is awesome because, and then they learn the finest thing about that culture.

00:43:40.000 You know what I mean?

00:43:41.000 Like they learn about Morocco and the delicious little fucking coffees they have and the monkey that is running around the restaurant. 0.98

00:43:48.000 And they don't learn about it's a capital offense to be gay and they hang you. 0.90

00:43:52.000 They ignore that and they just learn the fun stuff.

00:43:54.000 So he sees Sandinistas and they got their guns and it sounds cool. 0.99

00:43:57.000 I mean, I thought it was cool when I was 18 too.

00:43:59.000 I hate to disparage my old pal, Joe Strummer, but the glorification of these rebels is remarkable upper white middle class naivete.

00:44:08.000 And who loves them besides the clash?

00:44:10.000 Why, of course, oh no, sorry.

00:44:13.000 That's a different...

00:44:15.000 We move on to the next one.

00:44:16.000 So the third group of brown nationalists is, of course, the Zapatista Army of National Liberation, which in Spanish is the Liberación Nacional, E-Z-L-N,

00:44:32.000 socialist group.

00:44:33.000 Mostly the little Mayans, you know, those guys that mow your lawn that seem remarkably short? 0.99

00:44:38.000 That's the ones that didn't get enough conquistador blood.

00:44:42.000 And the tinier Mexicans or Nicaraguans or whatever, Central Americans are known as Mayans, right? 1.00

00:44:49.000 And they're seen as the more ethnically aboriginal group.

00:44:52.000 And these guys say they want Mexico back.

00:44:55.000 They want to own it.

00:44:56.000 They want free money and free stuff.

00:44:59.000 And they live in the jungle.

00:45:00.000 I get the feeling that the Mexican government's kind of giving up on them.

00:45:03.000 Like, all right, just stay up there.

00:45:04.000 I don't really, I can't survive in there anyway.

00:45:06.000 There's too many bugs and it's too hot.

00:45:08.000 But yeah, you can be a revolutionary over there.

00:45:11.000 But who loves EZLN?

00:45:15.000 The Zapatistas, of course, Rage Against the Machine.

00:45:19.000 There's our favorite wigger, Tom Morello. 1.00

00:45:22.000 Grew up in the whitest imaginable environment, kayaking every day, going to Harvard.

00:45:27.000 And now he hates fucking white people and corporations like Sony, who puts out rage against the machine.

00:45:33.000 Fucking joke.

00:45:34.000 And then the funny thing, too, about Zach is if he's Hispanic, he's clearly mostly conquistador. 0.89

00:45:40.000 And here he is pretending that he bonds with the local Aboriginal midgets. 1.00

00:45:44.000 No, you don't, you fucking poser.

00:45:47.000 So, where the first group, the ones accused of white nationalism, are all extinct or in jail, these groups are all sanctioned by celebrities.

00:45:56.000 Get the shirt.

00:45:58.000 And then we have the last group of brown nationalists.

00:46:03.000 These people are probably the most mainstream while simultaneously being the most extreme.

00:46:10.000 They're called la raza, the race. 0.99

00:46:13.000 And when they say the race in Spanish, they obviously mean the Hispanic race.

00:46:18.000 Can you imagine a political mainstream group with Hillary Clinton talking at the podium called the White Race?

00:46:26.000 That is exactly what their name means.

00:46:29.000 The National Council of Racially Hispanic Peoples.

00:46:35.000 Anyway, they want a socialist revolution.

00:46:38.000 They want to kill us.

00:46:40.000 Their founder made it very clear that the gringo has to go. 1.00

00:46:42.000 So I guess we don't necessarily have to die.

00:46:44.000 We could go back in boats to Europe, but we are in the way of them.

00:46:49.000 What's the first link there?

00:46:51.000 One of them said, a Los Angeles history teacher that's a member of Lodaza, he said, there's 40 million potential revolutionaries north of the border inside the belly of the beast.

00:47:01.000 He's talking about saying that from Mexico and saying in here in America, we have 40 million Hispanics that could overthrow the government.

00:47:11.000 And then we have, of course, the founder, Jose Angel Guitars, who makes it very clean that we need to, makes it very plain, we need to kill the gringo. 1.00

00:47:21.000 That's the second link, Ryan.

00:47:33.000 I always thought, up until today, I was like, brown and black people are considered cool because they're considered depressed.

00:47:39.000 White people are uncool because they're in power. 1.00

00:47:42.000 So when the latter group forms a group, it's too dangerous they could become Nazis.

00:47:46.000 And when the first two groups form a group, it's kind of cool.

00:47:50.000 That's not the case.

00:47:52.000 It's not as racially based as we thought.

00:47:54.000 Race may not be a factor at all.

00:47:56.000 What if the Proud Boys were socialists?

00:48:00.000 Well, here we go.

00:48:00.000 Here's the founder.

00:48:01.000 Here's the me of Proud Boys, but Laraza.

00:48:04.000 Integrating into the society and to uplifting ourselves.

00:48:08.000 Wait, go back to the beginning, Evan.

00:48:09.000 He says, back to text.

00:48:10.000 Who gets in the way of them assimilating?

00:48:13.000 Me.

00:48:14.000 We recognize that the barriers to our integrating into the society and to uplifting ourselves is the gringo. 1.00

00:48:21.000 The gringo who's put the barriers, who makes us drop out of school, who keeps us in bad health, who doesn't pay us good wages, who prohibits our unions, and so on and so on and so on. 1.00

00:48:28.000 So until we get rid of those elements, we're not going to progress.

00:48:31.000 We're not going to be free.

00:48:32.000 So yes, the gringo must go. 1.00

00:48:35.000 An Anglo group called the...

00:48:37.000 The gringo, that was kind of hard to hear, but he said the gringo is the one stopping us from assimilating. 1.00

00:48:41.000 The gringo is the one stopping us from prospering. 1.00

00:48:43.000 The gringo has to go. 0.96

00:48:44.000 From America, not Mexico.

00:48:46.000 And of course, not only are they loved by celebrities, they've got their own awards show, the Alma Awards.

00:48:52.000 Look at that.

00:48:53.000 I like how their most popular celebrities are the ones that look the most Caucasian. 0.99

00:48:58.000 By the way, I would kill all of my children on Christmas Day in front of my wife if I could eat the ass of any of these women. 1.00

00:49:06.000 They are all 10.1s.

00:49:09.000 Wait, you're zooming in a little close there, dude.

00:49:11.000 Jessica Ashley Tisdale.

00:49:13.000 Look at that strong, proud Hispanic woman. 1.00

00:49:16.000 Proudly Mayan. 0.92

00:49:18.000 La Raza.

00:49:20.000 Paula Abdul's Jewish. 0.96

00:49:22.000 Maybe it's Tisdale.

00:49:24.000 Tis Dale.

00:49:24.000 Ashley Tisdale.

00:49:26.000 Ashley Tisdale.

00:49:28.000 Sina Gomez.

00:49:29.000 Paula Abdul, the Jewish woman, who I guess her mom fucked a Mexican. 0.99

00:49:32.000 America Ferreira.

00:49:33.000 Okay, I'll give you that.

00:49:35.000 Sophie Verghera, Smoke Show. 0.99

00:49:38.000 Smoke Show, Smirnoff.

00:49:41.000 How Hispanic of you.

00:49:43.000 And not only are they endorsed by celebrities and they've got their own awards show, they're in the fucking Supreme Court.

00:49:49.000 Sonia Sotomayor is a member of La Raza.

00:49:52.000 And she proudly announces that she brings a Hispanic female opinion to the court. 1.00

00:50:02.000 In other words, I'm not a good judge.

00:50:05.000 And La Raza, by the way, so we have a Supreme Court judge in La Raza.

00:50:08.000 La Raza is the one that said we have to give illegal aliens driver's licenses in New York, which happened. 0.68

00:50:14.000 They won.

00:50:14.000 They got that.

00:50:16.000 She once said, I would hope that a wise Latina woman with the richness of her experience would more often than not reach a better conclusion than a white male who hasn't lead a life.

00:50:29.000 And then she said, say hello to my little friend and pulled out an engorged clitoris. 1.00

00:50:34.000 She's a hermaphrodite.

00:50:35.000 No, that sounds like I'm saying the initial quote was a lie.

00:50:38.000 That first part was true. 0.68

00:50:40.000 She would hope her experience would more often than not reach a better conclusion than a white male who haven't lived that life, hasn't lived that life. 0.65

00:50:49.000 All endorsed by celebrities, not in jail, considered awesome.

00:50:54.000 Why?

00:50:55.000 Because they are Marxist.

00:50:58.000 We're living in the tyranny of the faux oppressed. 0.90

00:51:03.000 Which brings us, of course, to black nationalists. 0.72

00:51:08.000 As I said earlier, a very strange combination.

00:51:11.000 I get black nationalism.

00:51:13.000 Or even like, I understand races that don't like other races.

00:51:16.000 It's not my cup of tea, but I totally understand it.

00:51:19.000 I'm not saying they should have killed it, but I understand.

00:51:23.000 What I don't get is how black nationalists can take all of their culture, all the things they love and adore, and then loosely glue it to a communist mentality.

00:51:34.000 Doesn't jibe.

00:51:36.000 Communism is really about over-academia.

00:51:40.000 It's like overeducated people working themselves to death.

00:51:47.000 It's sad.

00:51:48.000 It's masochism, really.

00:51:49.000 It's a form of masochism where you want to die.

00:51:53.000 Really is.

00:51:54.000 If you're a socialist, I don't think they're unaware of where it's headed, and they don't care.

00:52:00.000 They are suicidal.

00:52:02.000 They're lemmings walking off the cliff. 0.98

00:52:05.000 Anyway, we'll start, of course, with the most obvious, just like we started with Shea and Fidel with the Browns.

00:52:09.000 The Blacks, of course, get Black Lives Matter. 0.99

00:52:10.000 I think Candace Owens is doing some great work with Patrice Cullers, calling her out for her $6 million mansion. 0.97

00:52:17.000 Patrice Colors admits she lied when she denied using the group's property only for official business.

00:52:22.000 It's okay, Patrice.

00:52:24.000 Not one person in the world thought that mansion you bought that you live in with swimming pools and game rooms was somehow an official headquarters that you happened to just crash at.

00:52:35.000 We know it's your home.

00:52:37.000 We know it's the party hut.

00:52:38.000 We know BLM is a joke.

00:52:40.000 And what did this woman say?

00:52:41.000 What did both the lesbians who started this movement say? 1.00

00:52:44.000 What is that?

00:52:46.000 Is that a uterus or some shit? 1.00

00:52:49.000 Or a crucified skin head? 0.91

00:52:53.000 It's a crucified woman, maybe? 1.00

00:52:56.000 Anyway, it's gross.

00:52:59.000 They said, we are trained Marxists.

00:53:03.000 They tried to scrub it from the internet after they realized that we think Marxism is bad.

00:53:07.000 It's not a good look for you, my dear.

00:53:09.000 Trained Marxists, they both said.

00:53:11.000 The only one who's not a disgruntled lesbian who was abandoned by her dad, and by the way, Marxism is steeped in daddy issues. 0.98

00:53:18.000 Karl Marx himself felt like a shitbag loser because his dad was a bootstraps millionaire who built a fortune from nothing, hence the term bootstraps.

00:53:28.000 And Karl Marx was just a rich kid academic who never lived, never experienced, had no grit, never got in a fight.

00:53:34.000 So what did he do?

00:53:35.000 He sat and wrote about how the working man, a person he had never met and never did meet, needs to overthrow the evil CEO, the corporate overlord, his daddy.

00:53:48.000 So what better person to take up the arms of the daddy issues movement than two lesbians who were totally abandoned by their father because they were gay? 1.00

00:53:58.000 She makes a good argument that you're born Hindu. 1.00

00:54:01.000 It's not a choice.

00:54:03.000 Well, the dot is in the center if you're married.

00:54:06.000 If it's off to the left, it means that you're in a serious relationship, but there's no ring on it quite yet.

00:54:13.000 And then for me to list the celebrities to endorse Black Lives Matter, I mean, we could be here for three weeks.

00:54:21.000 How about the stormtrooper from Star Wars?

00:54:24.000 Look at him.

00:54:24.000 He said, remember he said, I could lose my job for this.

00:54:30.000 John Voyega speaking out in support of racial calm down.

00:54:37.000 The actor got an impassioned speech.

00:54:41.000 Yeah, you're never going to work again supporting BLM.

00:54:44.000 Why, you'll be relegated to the outskirts of society with Nike, fucking Burger King, McDonald's, Levi's.

00:54:53.000 I don't know if I'm going to have a career after this.

00:54:58.000 Today is about innocent people who were halfway through their process.

00:55:04.000 We don't know what George Floyd could have achieved.

00:55:07.000 We don't know what Sancho.

00:55:08.000 I have a pretty good idea.

00:55:11.000 Why is your shirt a backpack?

00:55:14.000 Today, we're going to make sure that that won't be an alien thought to our young ones.

00:55:19.000 Boyega has received tons of support on social media.

00:55:22.000 Yeah, I would imagine.

00:55:24.000 In fact, Star Wars, the writers proudly said that Darth Vader and everything was white supremacy.

00:55:31.000 So you made a movie about how everyone is racist and it has to be stopped.

00:55:36.000 And you're saying, I made an anti-racist comment.

00:55:39.000 Am I going to be ostracized?

00:55:40.000 No, fuckface. 1.00

00:55:41.000 You're going to get a raise.

00:55:42.000 Ew, look at this.

00:55:45.000 Never been more proud of you.

00:55:46.000 Love dad.

00:55:48.000 Ew.

00:55:49.000 That's not even true of the movie.

00:55:54.000 And then I thought I would throw in the not fucking around coalition.

00:55:58.000 They're one of the only groups you listed here where the guy did go to jail.

00:56:02.000 But I think he's out now.

00:56:03.000 It was a very short stint.

00:56:04.000 And what did he do to go to jail?

00:56:07.000 He took his fucking, what is it, an assault rifle, AR-15?

00:56:11.000 He took his AR-15 and pointed it in a cop's face and lived, by the way.

00:56:17.000 He was not immediately shot for that.

00:56:19.000 He was charged with, I don't know, menacing.

00:56:24.000 That's what you have to do to get arrested if you're in a Marxist group.

00:56:27.000 These guys are not very overtly political, so it's hard to, if you look them up on Wikipedia, socialism is listed as their political belief, but they mostly talk about how they need money, just like EZLN and FSLN.

00:56:40.000 They need money from the government, and they need land.

00:56:43.000 They want large swaths of Texas to build a black homeland. 0.97

00:56:47.000 How about you just build a black homeland? 0.91

00:56:50.000 Like, take over an area.

00:56:52.000 The Hasidic Jews got Curious Joel in upstate New York. 0.99

00:56:56.000 Can't you have your own Curious Joel?

00:56:59.000 Why do I have to get involved in your endeavors?

00:57:03.000 Why are your dreams my problem?

00:57:05.000 That'd be a good segment for this show, title for this show.

00:57:10.000 Why are your dreams my problem?

00:57:12.000 They were very mad about Breonna Terror.

00:57:14.000 They're in Louisville, Kentucky, so they're always storming things.

00:57:16.000 They stormed the Kentucky Derby recently.

00:57:18.000 Stop racing them horses until every black man is free, every political prisoner. 0.97

00:57:23.000 I can't have a horse race.

00:57:24.000 Can we free them tomorrow?

00:57:28.000 So that's socialist.

00:57:30.000 If you want money from the government and you want free land from the government, I don't care how capitalist you say you are.

00:57:35.000 You're clearly a socialist.

00:57:36.000 There he is, Grandmaster Jay.

00:57:38.000 He's the leader of the group.

00:57:40.000 He is getting on.

00:57:40.000 He's pointing a gun at a cop.

00:57:45.000 All right.

00:57:45.000 And then finally, we have the Black Panthers.

00:57:48.000 Now, there's two Black Panthers, right?

00:57:49.000 There's the ones in the 60s and the ones now.

00:57:52.000 I don't really mind the ones in the 60s.

00:57:54.000 I think they were.

00:57:55.000 There's a great book by a complete asshole named Ward Churchill called The Agents of Repression.

00:58:00.000 And although he's a fuckhead, he does document pretty well the war that the FBI declared, and the CIA, sorry, on the Black Panthers.

00:58:09.000 They were originally a pretty decent group.

00:58:12.000 That's a great book.

00:58:15.000 And, you know, you had the free breakfast programs, and they weren't wantonly murdering everyone.

00:58:20.000 And there was racism in the 60s.

00:58:22.000 Okay?

00:58:22.000 So anyway, the original Black Panthers, though, wait a minute.

00:58:28.000 Didn't they shoot cops?

00:58:29.000 What am I talking about?

00:58:30.000 I think they did, yeah.

00:58:31.000 Yeah.

00:58:33.000 Here's the problem.

00:58:34.000 Compared to the new Black Panther party, the Black Panthers seem awesome, but they were not awesome. 0.98

00:58:40.000 I take that back.

00:58:42.000 We had Tupac Shakira's mother killed a cop, right?

00:58:45.000 And she escaped to Cuba.

00:58:47.000 No charges.

00:58:47.000 So yeah, fuck the Black Panthers.

00:58:49.000 Change that.

00:58:50.000 Scratch.

00:58:51.000 Record scratch.

00:58:53.000 But the new Black Panthers proudly kill cops, like the ones in Dallas, remember? 1.00

00:59:00.000 That's new Black Panthers are the same, but with way more murder. 1.00

00:59:06.000 They're responsible for the cops that were shot in Dallas.

00:59:09.000 That was a member.

00:59:10.000 Very little media coverage of that.

00:59:12.000 Look at that.

00:59:12.000 We've got some local news piece.

00:59:14.000 Dallas shooting suspect was leader in black nationalist group.

00:59:17.000 Can the New York Times cover this, please?

00:59:19.000 Can the Washington Post get involved?

00:59:21.000 Can the Daily Beast jump on this scoop?

00:59:25.000 Is that the New York Times?

00:59:27.000 This is MSN news, probably from New York Times.

00:59:30.000 But ex-Black Panther.

00:59:32.000 So this is the OG, one of the OGs, New Jersey cop killer to be freed.

00:59:37.000 I'm surprised MSN can say cop killer.

00:59:40.000 Anyway, they were very socialist since day one.

00:59:43.000 So let's go back to the Black Panther Party. 0.87

00:59:47.000 Here they are in Socialist Alternative.

00:59:49.000 Working class, this is Bobby Seale from the Black Panther Party.

00:59:52.000 This is the old one in the 60s.

00:59:54.000 Working class people of all colors must unite against the exploitative, oppressive ruling class.

00:59:59.000 Let me emphasize again, we believe our fight is a class struggle, not a race struggle.

01:00:05.000 Bobby, that's kind of the purpose of this whole video.

01:00:09.000 This whole green screen is saying exactly what you just said.

01:00:13.000 This is about Marxism more than it's about race.

01:00:17.000 Then we had Angela Davis to the Black Panthers, proudly promoting not just socialism, but communism. 0.90

01:00:22.000 Why is Angela Davis communist? 1.00

01:00:24.000 This is a very hard question to answer, mainly because I don't feel I've been taught the true meaning of communist.

01:00:29.000 Imagine growing your hair out and thinking that's some sort of revolutionary gesture.

01:00:34.000 Hold it right there.

01:00:35.000 Motley Crue grew their hair out.

01:00:39.000 Actually, I think I answered that.

01:00:41.000 I can't hear her.

01:00:42.000 She was talking about what a revolutionary is.

01:00:45.000 Many times the term communist because I think it's been used by so many different aspects of our society to put down rather than to let people try to understand.

01:01:00.000 You know, everybody shines away from it.

01:01:03.000 It's like it's a disease or something like that.

01:01:06.000 Why is communism treated like a disease?

01:01:08.000 It's only killed 100 million people.

01:01:12.000 And then you have the new ones, new Black Panther Party.

01:01:15.000 And as I said, they're behind the shooting of cops in Dallas.

01:01:18.000 They're considered cool.

01:01:19.000 And Samuel Jackson supports both.

01:01:22.000 I mean, there's a bit of a gray area between the old Black Panthers and the new Black Panthers.

01:01:26.000 Samuel Jackson really wanted to be in the Black Panther movie.

01:01:30.000 We're not sure if he was a Black Panther.

01:01:32.000 He denies it, but plenty of evidence shows that he was an actual member of the Black Panthers.

01:01:37.000 I think he dated or married some woman that was in the Black Panthers, but he desperately wanted to be in that movie.

01:01:43.000 He wasn't invited for some strange reason.

01:01:45.000 Not that I give a fuck.

01:01:47.000 And as far as the celebrity endorsements, it's just as much as BLM.

01:01:53.000 Again, these guys stormed the fucking Capitol exactly like the quote-unquote insurrectionists.

01:01:59.000 And everyone wants to be like them.

01:02:02.000 And then, of course, the Black Panthers, it's a fucking superhero. 0.96

01:02:07.000 Imagine a superhero called the Proud Boy.

01:02:10.000 Proud Boy.

01:02:11.000 There he is racing through the fucking...

01:02:14.000 I think that was Singapore or no, no.

01:02:16.000 Was it Hong Kong?

01:02:18.000 This chase scene?

01:02:23.000 And I'll tell you something.

01:02:24.000 A proud boy would be a superhero in a Marvel movie if proud boys demanded reparations, if they demanded free land for various oppressed groups, if they demanded the governments of Mexico and Nicaragua and El Salvador give everything to the locals,

01:02:42.000 to the farmers, to the poor, and they just sort of invert the country's economic system, as we saw in Cuba. 0.60

01:02:47.000 So if a proud boy wanted to drain the bank accounts of every wealthy American and give it to every poor, oppressed American, if they wanted the same to happen to all of Central America that happened to Cuba, if they called everyone racist and said we need to push Marxism in schools,

01:03:05.000 there would absolutely be a superhero named Proud Boy because that's what the Marxist media demands.

01:03:12.000 So we're being fed a pile of shit here, folks.

01:03:17.000 The narrative is that black and brown revolutionaries are cool because they're oppressed and revolutionaries who don't appear as black or brown are Nazis that want to start World War III.

01:03:29.000 That is obviously a lie and the truth behind it is the former groups are Marxist and the latter group is anti-Marxist.

01:03:38.000 It's just that simple.

01:04:03.000 Mao.

01:04:05.000 Mao killed 80 million people.

01:04:07.000 I saw a Chinese guy in Niagara Falls, a tourist.

01:04:10.000 No, sorry.

01:04:11.000 It was a white guy.

01:04:12.000 Or was it a Chinese guy? 0.58

01:04:14.000 I can't remember.

01:04:15.000 An old dude.

01:04:15.000 And he had a tote bag that had Mao's face on it.

01:04:19.000 That is more than 10 times more obscene than someone with a Hitler tote bag. 0.85

01:04:26.000 That's a bad sign.

01:04:28.000 You know, I really think we waste too much time talking to Islam. 1.00

01:04:31.000 I don't think it's a waste in Britain.

01:04:33.000 I think Tommy's found the right target, and that is the massive radical invasion of pedophile Pakistanis. 1.00

01:04:45.000 But here, they're only 1% of the population.

01:04:48.000 Now, the tactics that the radical left are using are very radical jihadist.

01:04:54.000 And they're both insatiable.

01:04:56.000 You know, you put on a burqa, and the next thing you know, the jihadist says, no, I can still see some of your bangs, and you're wearing purple socks.

01:05:03.000 Just like the radical left, it's never good enough for them.

01:05:07.000 You apologize?

01:05:09.000 You're never forgiven.

01:05:13.000 Uh, okay.

01:05:14.000 That swallowed up most of the show here, folks.

01:05:18.000 I got a few dumb things, though, I wanted to talk about.

01:05:22.000 Okay, can I just tell you this amazing invention I came up with?

01:05:26.000 Yes.

01:05:27.000 Ready for the coolest thing in the world?

01:05:29.000 Yeah.

01:05:30.000 Now, initially, I thought this would be one giant TV with like one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, three, six.

01:05:39.000 Yeah, maybe eight TVs, little TVs surrounding the big TV in the middle.

01:05:43.000 But I was talking to a TV guy, and he said to me, now we're at the point with these LED screens where you can have like a 10-foot by five-foot screen, and you can break that into anything you want.

01:05:55.000 That could be a thousand mini TVs or one TV with a bunch of TVs on the side.

01:06:00.000 So the whole like buying several screens, like I have four behind me here, you're not going to have to do that anymore.

01:06:07.000 So don't really worry about the TVs themselves.

01:06:09.000 But I imagine one big one in the middle, right?

01:06:13.000 And then bonk, bonk, bonk, bonk, bonk all around it.

01:06:18.000 Okay?

01:06:18.000 It's going to be a new way to watch a movie.

01:06:21.000 I'm so excited about this.

01:06:22.000 And by the way, I don't have time to do this.

01:06:24.000 So this is a free idea.

01:06:26.000 Maybe I shouldn't have said that.

01:06:28.000 Did I just lose $10 billion?

01:06:30.000 I tend to do that.

01:06:32.000 I tend to say things that cost me hundreds of millions of dollars.

01:06:36.000 You have zero profits.

01:06:37.000 You're not going to make any money off of this in perpetuity.

01:06:40.000 So for that reason, I'm out.

01:06:42.000 Good luck.

01:06:43.000 We should do a shark tank.

01:06:44.000 That'd be fucking awesome.

01:06:45.000 Yeah.

01:06:46.000 Well, I've had enough inventions.

01:06:49.000 Wait a minute.

01:06:49.000 We could do that.

01:06:51.000 Yeah.

01:06:51.000 We'll just take the footage of their various reactions and we'll make my inventions real.

01:06:56.000 Didn't we try that once?

01:06:58.000 Oh, no, it was the helmet with lights.

01:07:01.000 Oh, yeah, lights.

01:07:03.000 And you couldn't tell if I was saying lights or lice.

01:07:05.000 Yeah.

01:07:08.000 But that problem with that is you have to have them say lights and lice.

01:07:11.000 But now you could just bank a bunch of reactions.

01:07:13.000 We're inventing something mid-invention.

01:07:16.000 White people, huh? 0.86

01:07:18.000 What will they think of next?

01:07:19.000 Literally.

01:07:20.000 And me.

01:07:22.000 What are you anyway?

01:07:23.000 I don't know.

01:07:27.000 So you got the initial concept, right?

01:07:29.000 Now, here's the thing.

01:07:30.000 It's a movie or even a show.

01:07:32.000 In the center is the action, right?

01:07:37.000 So it's an episode of The Sopranos.

01:07:40.000 Surrounding it is the various people in the episode on the same timeline doing their various shit.

01:07:51.000 So when Tony sees his mistress, right, at 4 p.m., she leaves this screen, answers the door.

01:08:00.000 Tony's there.

01:08:01.000 Now, womph.

01:08:03.000 That's the main screen.

01:08:05.000 And I'm not really sure what replaces it, but we'll figure that out later.

01:08:09.000 So while we were waiting for the mistress to show up and fuck Tony or talk to Tony or whatever, she was over here in the corner, just watching TV and making chicken. 1.00

01:08:22.000 Like Big Brother.

01:08:23.000 You know how Big Brother, you just watch people living their lives?

01:08:26.000 Yeah.

01:08:26.000 Maybe she's napping.

01:08:28.000 Like the SWAT team kicks on the door and wakes up Roger Stone at five in the morning.

01:08:35.000 While we're watching the SWAT team get ready, Roger Stone is up here in the corner sleeping with his wife.

01:08:42.000 Oh, I see.

01:08:43.000 And then this door is kicked in.

01:08:45.000 Boom, it's the main thing.

01:08:46.000 And when it converges, that's what the product would be.

01:08:50.000 Right.

01:08:52.000 It's sort of like a soap opera, right?

01:08:54.000 Where they keep cutting back to the other things, but the thing is happening up here.

01:08:59.000 Now, obviously, you can't have important dialogue happening up here.

01:09:02.000 While you're showing these other people, they can't be like plotting to kill the president.

01:09:07.000 That's too important.

01:09:08.000 So that hits, if something like that happens, it goes back to the main screen.

01:09:12.000 So say Syl and Christopher were plotting to kill the president, right?

01:09:16.000 He drives there, they meet, boom, that's the main screen.

01:09:18.000 Now, Tony, who was the main screen, is now like going to get a BLT.

01:09:24.000 Right.

01:09:24.000 Continuing whatever the hell he has to do.

01:09:26.000 So when Tony's not doing important shit, and obviously you have to mess with the time, right?

01:09:31.000 A show is an hour and a half, a movie is three hours.

01:09:34.000 You're condensing three days into that.

01:09:36.000 So they're all little mini movies.

01:09:39.000 But every time they do something important, it's in the mainstream.

01:09:41.000 And every time it's not important, it's just like Christopher and Drea DeMateo watching a movie right here.

01:09:48.000 Isn't that brilliant?

01:09:49.000 Yeah, you could see people talking about it the next day too.

01:09:51.000 Be like, did you see, though, in the top corner?

01:09:54.000 Hide her cam.

01:09:55.000 Before she went to Tony, she was talking to fucking Baba Black because he was on the phone at the same time. 1.00

01:10:00.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:10:01.000 You see the mistress open the door and she's talking to someone and you ignore the big screen for a second.

01:10:05.000 You're like, what the fuck's going on up here?

01:10:07.000 And then the guy hands her an envelope and she puts it in her jacket and then she goes, or her jacket.

01:10:12.000 She puts it in her purse.

01:10:14.000 And then she goes back to watching a show and you're like, wait a minute.

01:10:16.000 Hey, Tone. 1.00

01:10:18.000 It's almost like a choose your own adventure.

01:10:20.000 That might be the evolution of the concept, too.

01:10:22.000 Maybe you can start choosing futures.

01:10:23.000 I'm not sure about that.

01:10:24.000 But you're jokingly saying the TV, hey, Tony, she just took an envelope.

01:10:29.000 That might be a Fed.

01:10:30.000 She might be a rat. 1.00

01:10:32.000 She might be recording you, dude.

01:10:34.000 I'm telling you, or she's fucking murderer. 1.00

01:10:36.000 Yeah, or there's like an FBI screen.

01:10:39.000 You can see what the feds are doing.

01:10:40.000 And then the chick that just hangs up with Tony, she picks up the phone after talking to them. 0.99

01:10:45.000 And then the FBI guys pick up and they start writing shit down.

01:10:48.000 You're like, did that bitch just fuck up? 1.00

01:10:49.000 Or you know what you could do?

01:10:50.000 You have some major thing.

01:10:52.000 So Tony's being bugged, right?

01:10:54.000 And you're watching the FBI in the van in the bottom right corner.

01:10:58.000 And he says, look, it's a very difficult situation.

01:11:01.000 We're going to have to kill Drea de Mateo. 0.98

01:11:03.000 While he says, we're going to have to kill Dre de Mateo, coincidentally, you see the guy who's recording.

01:11:08.000 He's like, and you see, oh, fuck, he missed it.

01:11:12.000 Oh, he missed it.

01:11:13.000 He was smoking a cigarette and laughing with his friend.

01:11:16.000 And then when Tony's done his confession, he happens to put his earphones back on and he's back to listening like this.

01:11:22.000 And you're going, oh, fuck.

01:11:23.000 Tony's not going to get caught for that.

01:11:24.000 That's pretty good.

01:11:26.000 That is good.

01:11:27.000 Yeah.

01:11:29.000 But it would be a different show.

01:11:31.000 Well, it's a lot of work, too, because you finished the show and now you've got to go and show the Mistress's Day show.

01:11:39.000 Oh, there's going to be a lot of people sleeping too.

01:11:41.000 Like if Tony is going to do something at two in the morning, all these screens are black.

01:11:47.000 Everyone's asleep.

01:11:48.000 You're looking at his wife asleep, his mistress sleep, Syl's asleep, Christopher's asleep.

01:11:53.000 But that adds to the concept, too.

01:11:55.000 It makes it more night.

01:11:57.000 Maybe there's a fast forward thing instead of like the time skipping thing, you'll see just like some people fast forward in order to get all the timelines correct.

01:12:05.000 Like if you, in the show, sometimes they'll go from like, it's 2 p.m.

01:12:09.000 Oh, I at least.

01:12:09.000 I hereby kick you out of my idea.

01:12:13.000 Fired from my invention.

01:12:16.000 I'm already out.

01:12:17.000 I said, you're not going to make profits in perfect duty.

01:12:20.000 I'm out.

01:12:20.000 No, I'm out.

01:12:21.000 I kicked myself out of the gang.

01:12:22.000 It's like in Bottle Rocket.

01:12:23.000 No.

01:12:24.000 He goes, you're out of the gang.

01:12:25.000 You're out of the gang.

01:12:27.000 Hell, I think I'm out of the gang.

01:12:29.000 You know what I am?

01:12:30.000 What?

01:12:31.000 Oh, I'm sorry.

01:12:32.000 I'm gay and retarded.

01:12:39.000 Oh, that's a lot of fun.

01:12:41.000 I got one more.

01:12:42.000 This one's so funny.

01:12:43.000 Yummy, I'm gay.

01:12:48.000 Holy shit.

01:12:51.000 All right.

01:12:52.000 One brief thing before we get to the letters page.

01:12:54.000 No one ever talks about this.

01:12:56.000 The media never covers it.

01:12:57.000 No one does.

01:12:59.000 Questlov's ass is hilarious.

01:13:04.000 It looks like he fucked a hippopotamus fucked him and fell in.

01:13:11.000 He's got a perfectly reasonable body from the top of his ribs, bottom of his ribs to his head.

01:13:19.000 And then from his knees down, pretty fine, pretty reasonable.

01:13:22.000 Everything's okay.

01:13:23.000 You're a normal guy.

01:13:25.000 His ass is these TVs.

01:13:29.000 It looks ridiculous.

01:13:32.000 I've met him a few times, hung out with him before, and I'm not a fan.

01:13:37.000 And when I first saw his ass from behind, I was like, what is that?

01:13:44.000 I said it to a friend of mine too.

01:13:46.000 I go, that doesn't look natural.

01:13:47.000 And then he thought I was talking about race.

01:13:48.000 And he goes, yeah, I don't really see, you can't really picture that like running from a tiger in Africa at some point.

01:13:55.000 You know what I mean?

01:13:55.000 Like the roots of it don't make sense.

01:13:58.000 I don't know what the fuck he was talking about, but it does seem like a genetic mutation.

01:14:04.000 Now, this is to talk about Chris Rock's face because it was right after he got slapped.

01:14:08.000 Fuck Chris Rock.

01:14:09.000 We're done talking about the slap.

01:14:10.000 We're talking about the slapping cheeks here.

01:14:14.000 The clap.

01:14:16.000 The clap that heard round the world.

01:14:18.000 Did you know he left the band The Roots to join the band The Glutes?

01:14:25.000 This is what happens after.

01:14:26.000 He's a whatever.

01:14:28.000 Chris is still like in shock.

01:14:30.000 Watch, chop. 0.98

01:14:31.000 Okay, go back a frame.

01:14:34.000 Like, it doesn't look so bad from the front.

01:14:36.000 He looks like fucking Haggard from Harry Potter.

01:14:38.000 He looks like snuffle.

01:14:40.000 He looks like the guy who's in the snuffleuffagus company.

01:14:43.000 He took the top coffee.

01:14:44.000 He's having a cigarette during a lunch break.

01:14:46.000 He's about to get Vinned by Vin Diesel.

01:14:49.000 And he still has the bottom snuffleuffagus on.

01:14:51.000 Look at that thing. 0.92

01:14:53.000 Wow.

01:14:53.000 What the?

01:14:54.000 It's like when you see a black woman's ass and you're like, that has to be fake. 1.00

01:14:58.000 Well, apparently not, because here's her son.

01:15:04.000 See, the front looks cool.

01:15:05.000 The jacket hides everything.

01:15:07.000 He's just like, I'm a hip-hop legend.

01:15:09.000 Go back.

01:15:10.000 I have to see his ass again.

01:15:11.000 Oh, of course.

01:15:12.000 I need some of that black ass. 1.00

01:15:15.000 Look at this thing.

01:15:16.000 One.

01:15:16.000 Can stop.

01:15:20.000 What?

01:15:21.000 You can see his waist to his shoulders.

01:15:24.000 No one has a problem with that.

01:15:25.000 Dad bod, Normie bod.

01:15:27.000 His ass is insane.

01:15:31.000 I went to a party once and he complained to the people who did the party that someone tried to rape him.

01:15:37.000 No, his girlfriend.

01:15:39.000 I was like, that sounds really bad.

01:15:41.000 And they're, of course, freaking the fuck out.

01:15:43.000 You know what it was?

01:15:44.000 Two of the couple there were drunk and they worked at a pharmacy or something.

01:15:48.000 So they had all kinds of pills, Xanax and whatever.

01:15:51.000 And they were doing them in the bathroom, I guess.

01:15:54.000 And the girl, the guy was in there there making out. 1.00

01:15:57.000 And the girl goes, do you want to try one of our pills? 0.62

01:15:58.000 Do you want a little Zan bar? 0.99

01:15:59.000 A little bit of Zani? 0.98

01:16:03.000 So the woman there interpreted that as, they wanted me to have a threesome. 1.00

01:16:07.000 And then that became she was sexually assaulted.

01:16:10.000 Jesus.

01:16:11.000 Obviously, Questlove, if a woman is dating you, she's mentally ill. 0.96

01:16:16.000 Like that ass. 1.00

01:16:17.000 Imagine that ass just in normal underwear, like getting up to go to the shower. 1.00

01:16:21.000 You'd be like, what happened to my life?

01:16:26.000 There he is.

01:16:28.000 I'd like to thank God, first and foremost and all the people I had to step on to get here.

01:16:34.000 LOL, just kidding.

01:16:35.000 Oh, he's on Minnie Me's shoulders?

01:16:37.000 Yes.

01:16:40.000 That's back when Mike Myers could be funny before he became Rex Smith.

01:16:45.000 All right, let's fucking get on that Mail B. Enough chattering.

01:16:50.000 True.

01:16:52.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.

01:16:56.000 Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.

01:17:02.000 Let me touch it.

01:17:05.000 I know I was told to shut up, a la, the beginning of that song.

01:17:08.000 But so this came from the Reddit, the subreddit.

01:17:14.000 This was shut down for a couple of months because the moderator got banned or something like that.

01:17:20.000 Yeah, that sounds familiar.

01:17:21.000 And now it's active again.

01:17:23.000 But I was wondering, I was like, what the hell happened?

01:17:25.000 I would go there every now and then to see people's reactions to things or see some of that.

01:17:29.000 Actually, one of the links I had has a censored Reddit link on it that I got off the Facebook.

01:17:44.000 But I can't be finding it right now.

01:17:46.000 Oh, yeah.

01:17:47.000 We have a Facebook group too.

01:17:48.000 For sure.

01:17:49.000 He's gone.

01:17:51.000 He's gone from my files.

01:17:54.000 He's no good.

01:17:57.000 All right, let's get down to only the purple flags, Harry guy.

01:18:04.000 Greatest picture of all time.

01:18:07.000 Now, you see this subhead, I mean, you see this subject heading, and you go, This is going to suck.

01:18:13.000 This is like when guys tell me, I finally found a girl with the sprinkles or something.

01:18:17.000 And you watch super corny Instagram comedy of some chick with fake stubble, and you go, I'm not reading this on the air.

01:18:24.000 You suck.

01:18:25.000 This is the greatest picture of all time.

01:18:28.000 That's a yes.

01:18:30.000 This is real.

01:18:33.000 I mean, it's like when my dad listens to Blue by You by Linda Ronstadt, and he goes, why continue?

01:18:39.000 Perfection has been achieved.

01:18:41.000 Why write another song?

01:18:43.000 I kind of feel like I look at this picture and I go, I can die now.

01:18:47.000 My work is done here.

01:18:48.000 Clown World has been summarized perfectly.

01:18:52.000 Wow.

01:18:56.000 Look at that.

01:18:57.000 I feel like I could just look at it for hours.

01:19:00.000 Like, shouldn't this be in the Smithsonian or the Metropolitan Museum of Art?

01:19:04.000 Now, this is one of those rare examples where the sequel surpasses the original.

01:19:09.000 Yeah.

01:19:09.000 It's possible.

01:19:10.000 Yeah, this is Terminator 2.

01:19:12.000 Yes, yes.

01:19:13.000 And yeah, that previous picture was my favorite picture of all time.

01:19:18.000 It was definitely my favorite meme because the description was amazing below it.

01:19:21.000 Amazon.

01:19:23.000 Amazen.

01:19:24.000 He out.

01:19:26.000 Wow.

01:19:27.000 Now he's become a woman. 0.92

01:19:29.000 Now I do believe in gender transitioning.

01:19:33.000 Look at one person's mentally ill and the other person's mentally gone. 0.61

01:19:37.000 Too shit for brains.

01:19:40.000 I know what it's like to disappear from the man you used to be, man.

01:19:44.000 Come on.

01:19:45.000 You got to get out there.

01:19:46.000 You've got to find the right guy for you.

01:19:48.000 Get pregnant. 0.97

01:19:49.000 I thought Harpy fucks your penis to shreds. 1.00

01:19:51.000 I thought I had hairy legs, man.

01:19:53.000 I mean, you're a guy.

01:19:55.000 You need to get pregnant in your ass. 1.00

01:19:57.000 I don't know how you do it, but I trust that you'll figure out a way because you're that kind of woman.

01:20:02.000 Here's my son's number, man.

01:20:07.000 Wells are very common once you leave the city in suburban hell.

01:20:10.000 Wells are the only way to get water.

01:20:11.000 You've obviously never lived outside the suburbs.

01:20:13.000 How's your hemorrhoids?

01:20:17.000 I think we did use a well.

01:20:19.000 I definitely had a well when I lived in Costa Rica, but about 15% of the American population uses well.

01:20:24.000 So I was being hyperbolic when I said nobody has a well.

01:20:28.000 But it's amazing how much controversy that cutlery statement issued.

01:20:35.000 Look, how many times have you looked in the sink and went, oh shit, my cutlery's rusty?

01:20:39.000 It never happens.

01:20:41.000 That was my point.

01:20:42.000 Not that it's completely impossible.

01:20:46.000 Yeah.

01:20:47.000 We live in a matriarchy, this is called matriarchy, where women are practically begging men to get up off the couch and take charge. 1.00

01:20:53.000 All the screaming, nagging, bickering, and disrespectful behavior displayed by modern women in the macro is also what you see in any household with a lazy beta husband. 1.00

01:21:01.000 The wife doesn't want to be in charge. 1.00

01:21:03.000 She's miserable and doesn't know why.

01:21:05.000 She just knows it's his fault and needs to be punished for his weakness.

01:21:08.000 Yes, I would agree with that, and you see that in rap.

01:21:11.000 You see all these feminists who get mad when men mansplain or man spread, yet they're singing songs like, fuck a bitch, she's a stupid hoe, wiggle that ass, wiggle, wiggle that ass, bitch. 1.00

01:21:23.000 I'm going to come on your face and get you pregnant and then abandon you for the rest of your life, motherfucking rest of your life. 1.00

01:21:29.000 Pooh, poo, pop a cap in your ass, you fucking hoe. 1.00

01:21:31.000 You're a bitch, suck my dick. 1.00

01:21:33.000 I fucking love it.

01:21:34.000 Yeah, big titties, big titties. 0.91

01:21:35.000 I love the big titties.

01:21:36.000 Fucking bitches bow down. 1.00

01:21:38.000 Bitches, bitches bow down. 1.00

01:21:40.000 Okay.

01:21:41.000 Damn.

01:21:42.000 Believe it or not, that was not a song I was quoting.

01:21:45.000 Oh.

01:21:46.000 But you're seeing these like woke feminists dance to that shit and you go, oh, you're faking. 1.00

01:21:53.000 Add another to the body count.

01:21:55.000 This one says.

01:21:56.000 Bill Clinton's special advisor and Jeffrey Epstein Handler, who flew on Lolita Express, mysteriously dies at 59.

01:22:05.000 Add another corpse to the pile.

01:22:08.000 I was thinking maybe he wouldn't look so healthy, but no, that's a strapping man.

01:22:15.000 We have another Volucia County has been invaded with midget Nazis. 1.00

01:22:22.000 Please help us locate author of graffiti scrawled on area home on Ormond Beach.

01:22:26.000 Resident awoke Wednesday to find his garage door vandalized with the words, get out and an apparent swastika spray paint on his garage.

01:22:35.000 Oh my God.

01:22:37.000 Look, can you show the fucking picture at some point, shit show?

01:22:40.000 Yes.

01:22:40.000 It's a little more important than the thing I'm actually reading.

01:22:44.000 Hello?

01:22:45.000 It's loading.

01:22:47.000 Look at that.

01:22:48.000 Zoom out.

01:22:52.000 That's not that short, dude.

01:22:55.000 Three panels?

01:22:56.000 That's pretty reasonable.

01:22:58.000 How is that spelled?

01:22:59.000 Is that Gwit out?

01:23:01.000 No, it's an E that goes like this.

01:23:03.000 It's a backwards 3E. 0.98

01:23:05.000 Wow, that butchered the swasti. 0.91

01:23:08.000 Yeah, look, if there's one thing Nazis know, it's what a swastika looks like.

01:23:13.000 And it looks like an S. You start your, if you guys are out there committing hate crimes, let me remind you, you go, make an S first.

01:23:23.000 And then you make another S that's lying face down.

01:23:28.000 So you got your first S wrong because you don't usually do swastikas because you're not a Nazi, because like all these hate crimes, it's a fucking lie.

01:23:38.000 Reuters head of data science fired for doing data science.

01:23:44.000 This is Zach Kriegman.

01:23:46.000 He criticized BLM.

01:23:49.000 The data about police shootings just didn't add up, but no one at Thompson Reuters wanted to hear it.

01:23:53.000 So we've seen this happen a few times.

01:23:55.000 These guys go into the data looking at innocent black people who are just minding their own business, pegged off by cops who are shooting them down like they're at the county fair, shooting ducks in a competitive water game.

01:24:09.000 And they discover, oh, shit, it's like six mysterious cases a year, not 800.

01:24:15.000 All the other ones were someone who was not asking for it, but had put themselves in a dangerous situation.

01:24:21.000 And the reason that they get pulled over more on traffic stops is because they appear more in traffic crime.

01:24:28.000 Fuck.

01:24:30.000 And so what they do when they find that information is either hide it or make it public and get fired.

01:24:36.000 What did Eric Holder do?

01:24:37.000 He hid it.

01:24:38.000 He said, Obama, check out the stats.

01:24:40.000 It looks pretty bad for us.

01:24:41.000 And Obama said, Okay, well, then bury it.

01:24:44.000 And from that day forward, you were not allowed to have race in crime statistics.

01:24:48.000 This guy made the mistake of saying, cops aren't hunting blacks.

01:24:54.000 Well, that is politically incorrect.

01:24:57.000 Remember, the origin of the term politically incorrect is Soviet.

01:25:00.000 And it comes from the KGB, the authorities, the administration saying, yes, what you're saying is factually correct, but it is not politically correct.

01:25:11.000 And they would always, of course, go with the latter.

01:25:15.000 So this guy learned what was factually correct and what was politically incorrect.

01:25:19.000 Speaking of politically incorrect, do you see that Italy announced that you can now openly say the N-word?

01:25:26.000 Great.

01:25:26.000 So they have some woman took some liberty.

01:25:41.000 So she's really enjoying.

01:25:42.000 God, it must be fun to be able to say that word.

01:25:44.000 She really was leaning into it.

01:25:46.000 You can tell why people have always wanted to say that word by the way they act when they're finally allowed to.

01:25:51.000 They literally sing it from the rooftops.

01:25:53.000 It was a beautiful crescendo.

01:25:55.000 And you can also see why they want to ban it because it sounds so beautiful when they say it.

01:26:01.000 Not going to lie.

01:26:02.000 It's not a joke.

01:26:04.000 By the way, speaking of not a joke, I kept getting these people talking about my heart problem.

01:26:11.000 I don't have a heart problem.

01:26:12.000 I was joking about knocking Maddie off the waiting list. 0.67

01:26:15.000 I said that I offered the doctor, I gave the doctor $100,000 and he removed Maddie from a heart transplant waiting list.

01:26:21.000 Was that not clear enough?

01:26:24.000 I think people watched the Thursday show drunk.

01:26:26.000 Also, people accused me of being drunk last night.

01:26:28.000 I'd had like two beers.

01:26:30.000 I don't think you were drunk.

01:26:32.000 I know.

01:26:33.000 I remember every facet of last night's show.

01:26:36.000 Speaking of ethnomasochist cucks who worship the ground blacks walk on, I wouldn't call him a friend of mine, but I've hung out with this dude a few times. 0.97

01:26:45.000 He's a cool dude, but he's not culturally relevant.

01:26:48.000 He's a performer like maybe a hundredth as influential and important to the history of music as Justin Bieber, who I don't think deserves his own day.

01:26:58.000 But Ghostface Killa.

01:27:01.000 LMFAO.

01:27:02.000 Ghostface Killer Killa has received his own day in New York City.

01:27:08.000 Of course, Eric Adams is here to fight racism and make Ghostface Kill a day.

01:27:13.000 What the fuck?

01:27:14.000 What kind of retardation is this? 1.00

01:27:19.000 Tearing down our statues and replacing them with the woo. 1.00

01:27:28.000 Someone from the West Coast saying we should do a show in Orange County.

01:27:35.000 Laguna Niguel and Dana Pointe are good.

01:27:37.000 Why do I got to fly out to you?

01:27:39.000 Are you in a wheelchair?

01:27:41.000 You fly out to Orlando.

01:27:43.000 Know what I'm saying?

01:27:47.000 We got to make a sizzle reel, Ryan, of Kumia McInnes and Denny and all our controversy in the news.

01:27:54.000 That flyer I made is kind of anticlimactic.

01:27:57.000 I'm not nuts about it.

01:27:59.000 I always like assign someone to do a graphic project and then I don't like what they did.

01:28:04.000 So I take it over and then I make something 11 times shittier.

01:28:08.000 Like with my tattoos.

01:28:09.000 I can't tell you how many times I've been like, no, no, no, I'll handle this.

01:28:12.000 Like the bird which is the bald eagle.

01:28:14.000 She wanted to do a shine on the bald head. 0.99

01:28:16.000 I was like, it doesn't need a shine.

01:28:18.000 It's obvious he's bald.

01:28:19.000 And then I look at it and no, it looks like his feathers are slicked back.

01:28:22.000 I fucked it up.

01:28:26.000 Okay, let's end with this video.

01:28:28.000 It's kind of a great final video, but it's not really.

01:28:30.000 It's too long.

01:28:31.000 So it'll be in the mailbag.

01:28:34.000 Great final video material.

01:28:36.000 It's basically an onion news video.

01:28:41.000 And off the top tonight, a Kalamazoo County man used a weapon to fend off a convicted criminal who kicked the door into his apartment late last night.

01:28:49.000 But it wasn't a gun, knife, or even a bat that kept the intruder at bay.

01:28:53.000 Instead, it was a replica battle axe.

01:28:56.000 Martin Dieters is in studio control with this story all new tonight, Barton.

01:29:00.000 Brian and Marley, the 33-year-old suspect, is in jail now, facing a charge of first-degree home invasion, which could put him in prison for a maximum of 20 years.

01:29:09.000 Whatever his reason was.

01:29:10.000 I was such a nerd in high school.

01:29:12.000 Who's a nerd now, mother?

01:29:15.000 Talk about axes and stuff.

01:29:16.000 I'm on TV covering nerds.

01:29:19.000 I'm the head nerd correspondent at new tonight.

01:29:24.000 This on the weekends.

01:29:28.000 Well, number one, it's not LARPing.

01:29:30.000 Stop.

01:29:32.000 How is that not LARPing?

01:29:34.000 Are you really a Viking warrior?

01:29:37.000 I think because the swords are actually steel and not foam, they consider themselves actual Vikings.

01:29:44.000 This is not role-playing.

01:29:46.000 Yeah, it is.

01:29:47.000 You're just LARPing with slightly more dangerous weapons than the usual foam swords.

01:29:53.000 And look, they still have a mat that they carefully lie out on the place where they're going to fall.

01:29:58.000 So not exactly dangerous.

01:30:00.000 There are dudes in Germany who have real sword fights and cut their fucking legs open to the tune of like 50 stitches.

01:30:07.000 But this isn't that.

01:30:08.000 And those guys are lame too, by the way.

01:30:11.000 People are like, oh, is it LARPing?

01:30:13.000 And it's like, no.

01:30:16.000 This Band-Aid was actually from filming last night for our newest episode.

01:30:21.000 When he's not working at Applebee's, 36-year-old Ben Ball competes in the event.

01:30:25.000 Look at this fight.

01:30:27.000 People compete against each other.

01:30:29.000 Ow! 1.00

01:30:30.000 And fall down onto the mat where you belong, soldier.

01:30:33.000 Combat.

01:30:34.000 Off your feet, soldier.

01:30:36.000 There's a lot of period weaponry reminiscent of the kind used by fighting.

01:30:41.000 That he keeps around his apartment.

01:30:43.000 Look how cool he is.

01:30:44.000 The new nerd post-high school.

01:30:47.000 He's like king of the shitheads.

01:30:49.000 Carbon steel battle axe that was homemade by a gentleman who has since passed.

01:30:53.000 That's what I call my baby.

01:30:55.000 Ball says that the suspect dated a former roommate who left to get away.

01:30:59.000 And he showed Up at the apartment around 11:30 p.m.

01:31:02.000 Wednesday, the suspect knocked on the door repeatedly.

01:31:05.000 How weird is that?

01:31:07.000 He dated the perp dated a former roommate who left to get away.

01:31:12.000 What does that mean?

01:31:13.000 She left it, she left when the guy showed up, or she just needed to get away from this nerd in the stupid Inca hat. 0.98

01:31:21.000 She left to get away. 0.96

01:31:25.000 Doesn't everyone leave to get away?

01:31:26.000 Isn't that what leaving is?

01:31:29.000 In his apartment playing video games and watching Rick and Morty, then the suspect was.

01:31:33.000 Yeah, go back, go back.

01:31:34.000 That's such a great line.

01:31:36.000 Goed up at the apartment around 11:30 p.m.

01:31:39.000 Wednesday.

01:31:39.000 The suspect knocked on the door repeatedly as Ball was in his apartment playing video games and watching Rick and Morty.

01:31:45.000 Then how perfect can you get?

01:31:49.000 That's even as perfect as that picture of Joe Biden.

01:31:54.000 That's today's special, The Perfect Show.

01:31:58.000 And the suspect kicks at the door.

01:31:59.000 Good sequel to yesterday's shit show.

01:32:01.000 Correct.

01:32:02.000 Correct.

01:32:04.000 It might have broken in on twice, but it may have been the third.

01:32:08.000 But I was reaching already over here.

01:32:10.000 And this is what Ball pulled out, a sharpened battle axe.

01:32:14.000 Door open, grab the axe. 0.98

01:32:16.000 Step, step.

01:32:19.000 Hit.

01:32:19.000 Ball said he.

01:32:20.000 That's reasonable.

01:32:22.000 That's my favorite book, Star Wars.

01:32:24.000 The suspect had a firearm.

01:32:25.000 The axe hit the intruder at least once in the torso.

01:32:28.000 And then the two started grappling in the apartment, destroying the place.

01:32:32.000 There's a bloody mess everywhere.

01:32:34.000 Finally, the suspect gave up and made a run for it.

01:32:36.000 A neighbor called 911, and police showed up.

01:32:39.000 Canines followed the trail of blood to apprehend the suspect.

01:32:42.000 Bell identifies the suspect as Axel Lavelle Rawls, who's currently held in the Kalamazoo County Jail on a charge of first-degree home invasion.

01:32:50.000 Court records show Rawls was discharged from the state.

01:32:53.000 No corrections in Germany.

01:32:55.000 We in America are capable of levels of trash formally assumed to be unimaginable.

01:33:02.000 Like this is dregs.

01:33:04.000 Does Germany have dregs of this level?

01:33:07.000 Like both guys I'm talking about here.

01:33:10.000 Fighting with battle axes, watching Rick and Morty with fucking Illuminati fish scale tattoos over their eyeballs?

01:33:19.000 Like we really hit it out of the park with the bottom of the barrel here.

01:33:25.000 Now Kalamzoo County says the suspect spent the night in the hospital with substantial wounds before being transferred to the jail.

01:33:31.000 Under Sheriff Jim Van Dijken says avoiding confrontation with the nerd, dude.

01:33:35.000 You're not calling.

01:33:36.000 People have a right to defend themselves.

01:33:38.000 Hey, king of the nerds, we see through your giant bifocals.

01:33:42.000 All right, let's fucking hit the final vid.

01:34:05.000 I will cross this body of water if you promise me you won't try this at home.

01:34:13.000 I love Billy Bragg.

01:34:14.000 Hate his politics.

01:34:16.000 I remember Tony Buzzcock from the Buzzcocks once said to me, well, problem with Billy Bragg is I don't really need to get life advice from a man wearing women's jeans. 0.95

01:34:30.000 He does seem to wear like big denim pants.

01:34:33.000 His Levi's go up to his fucking gunt.

01:34:36.000 It's not a good look.

01:34:40.000 Don't try this at home.

01:34:42.000 Don't try this at home.

01:34:46.000 Don't try this at home, folks.

01:34:48.000 This is number 4-3.

01:34:49.000 And I know that you're going to watch this and go, what a fucking idiot, man.

01:34:52.000 What a loser.

01:34:53.000 That's so stupid.

01:34:54.000 Well, it's only stupid if he loses.

01:34:57.000 If you take a massive risk and you win, you're a winner.

01:35:01.000 So don't try this at home.

01:35:03.000 But these guys successfully pulled it off.

01:35:06.000 So I'm sorry, but they're cool.

01:35:08.000 They win.

01:35:17.000 Wow.

01:35:19.000 So have a good weekend, folks.

01:35:21.000 Once again, we're here to show you the truth behind the web of lies, the tangled web that the media weaves.

01:35:29.000 They tell you there's white nationalists around every corner.

01:35:32.000 It's a complete and utter fabrication.

01:35:35.000 Fabrication?

01:35:37.000 But there are Marxists around every corner, and they are here to sabotage our culture.

01:35:43.000 Don't let it happen.

01:35:44.000 There's nothing to be ashamed of.

01:35:46.000 We have never been more equal and fair than we are today.

01:35:50.000 And we've always been the world leaders in equality and fairness, especially when we discuss the Western world as a whole.

01:35:58.000 So if you want to get into our past, I guess we can take time out and say, you're welcome.

01:36:05.000 If you have a problem with that, you can fuck off, even if you're my boss.

01:36:09.000 So get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - May 13, 2022

S4E115 - THE PERFECT SHOW

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