Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S4E118 - THE BATMAN

00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McGinnis. 1.00

00:00:39.000 Fuck off back to your home room. 1.00

00:00:41.000 Well done. 1.00

00:00:42.000 In the back room, when fuck all's going on, what's new? 0.99

00:00:45.000 And the plated scenes at that. 0.98

00:00:47.000 I live on a really depressing Cordy Sat where couples get divorced and people come up that you've never seen before. 1.00

00:00:54.000 Shit like that. 1.00

00:00:55.000 Smell of cigars and oil twack. 1.00

00:00:57.000 Too high, too low.

00:00:59.000 It doesn't make a difference.

00:01:01.000 I know.

00:01:01.000 Too high, too low, but the system won't go.

00:01:05.000 Too high, too low.

00:01:07.000 It doesn't make a difference.

00:01:13.000 Day four of the hunger strike. 1.00

00:01:17.000 Fucking sucks. 1.00

00:01:19.000 And now I'm just defeated. 1.00

00:01:21.000 Wait, super dark in here, dude.

00:01:23.000 That light's off. 1.00

00:01:24.000 Oh, fuck me. 1.00

00:01:24.000 You dumb retard piece of shit garbage. 1.00

00:01:26.000 Horrible person. 1.00

00:01:31.000 New dress was to compound.

00:01:34.000 I forgot to mention this yesterday.

00:01:37.000 This guy really keeps pushing his book, The Great American Contractor, Kelly McCowan.

00:01:41.000 I don't know if it's good or not.

00:01:44.000 Just a book that I said I'd show.

00:01:46.000 Like, that's not really the place to be advertising books. 0.99

00:01:50.000 I got a lot of shit yesterday because I basically hung up on that guy whose baby's born with a hole in his heart and he might die. 0.97

00:01:58.000 I did that because we already covered that, dude. 0.99

00:02:01.000 And we obviously feel bad about your son.

00:02:04.000 Last week, we discussed it with you.

00:02:06.000 We showed the GoFundMe.

00:02:07.000 People gave you money.

00:02:08.000 Now you're calling back. 0.99

00:02:10.000 And to be honest, it's kind of fucked up that you use a comedy news show to consistently ask for money for your sick, unborn son. 0.98

00:02:23.000 This is not really the place for that, okay? 0.99

00:02:25.000 So I'm very sorry to hear about what's going to happen or what's going on with your kid, but covering it once, I think, is sufficient, and you're getting on my fucking nerves. 0.94

00:02:37.000 I was going to play this song, Wiggle That Ass, a rap hit that we recorded ourselves here. 0.95

00:02:44.000 Well, I first lay down the track, the vocal track, and then a baby monster added the music, and we have our first censored.tv number one rap hit.

00:02:53.000 This was sent separately, Ryan, as an email.

00:02:56.000 And I'm really happy with the way it came out.

00:02:59.000 I think I want to get more bass in the next time we do one of these.

00:03:03.000 I also want to get like a DJ Khaled maybe in the middle.

00:03:07.000 We the best.

00:03:09.000 I think you got to resend it again.

00:03:11.000 I got it. 1.00

00:03:12.000 It was sent to you, you absolute piece of shit, garbage human being. 1.00

00:03:16.000 I could show all the emails, but wiggle that ass. 1.00

00:03:19.000 I saw your name in the CC. 0.99

00:03:24.000 It was sent to the mailbag.

00:03:26.000 It was sent to you.

00:03:27.000 It was sent to me.

00:03:28.000 Check your emails. 1.00

00:03:31.000 Oh, shit. 0.99

00:03:31.000 Okay. 0.99

00:03:39.000 Fuck a bitch, Jesus, Jupiter. 1.00

00:03:41.000 Wick of that ass, wicker, wick of that ass. 1.00

00:03:44.000 Fuck a bitch, Jesus, Jupiter. 1.00

00:03:47.000 Wick of that ass, wicker, wick of that ass. 1.00

00:03:50.000 Come on, you face and get me pregnant. 1.00

00:04:15.000 Wick of that ass, wiggle, wiggle that ass, bitch. 1.00

00:04:19.000 Okay. 1.00

00:04:25.000 What do you think?

00:04:26.000 I think y'all was amazing.

00:04:28.000 You liked it?

00:04:29.000 Yeah, I don't usually like rap music, but that was, wow.

00:04:33.000 Thank you.

00:04:34.000 Got me feeling like I want to wiggle my eye.

00:04:37.000 I have a gift.

00:04:40.000 You use a lot of gunshots in your songs, I'm noticing. 1.00

00:04:43.000 Because I shoot a motherfucker. 1.00

00:04:45.000 Even the reggaeton song. 1.00

00:04:48.000 Yeah.

00:04:48.000 With the...

00:04:51.000 Yeah, I'm a murderer, dude. 1.00

00:04:52.000 I shoot people. 0.99

00:04:53.000 That's heavy. 0.99

00:04:54.000 What do you think?

00:04:59.000 So, yeah, back to the hunger strike.

00:05:02.000 I'm at the point now where I'm just defeated.

00:05:06.000 Like, I saw cheeseburgers as sex for Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, and today. 0.87

00:05:14.000 I'm just like an incel. 0.77

00:05:16.000 Like, I know I'm never getting laid.

00:05:18.000 And so I don't lust cheeseburgers anymore because I know I can't have one.

00:05:25.000 Yep.

00:05:25.000 It's like they broke me.

00:05:27.000 Yeah, I'm broken.

00:05:29.000 Do you still catch yourself making plans for food?

00:05:32.000 Like, oh, I'll go to KFC and get what it's like.

00:05:34.000 As of this morning, but not since.

00:05:37.000 So this morning I was like, oh, let me just grab a bagel real quick.

00:05:39.000 And then I was just like, that's hilarious.

00:05:42.000 Not allowed.

00:05:43.000 No.

00:05:44.000 Call Ethan.

00:05:45.000 Let's call the, I have an idea.

00:05:46.000 Let's call the prison and say, hi, we're here from the media calling about the hunger strike where you're allowing people to die.

00:05:54.000 Who?

00:05:55.000 What are you talking about?

00:05:56.000 Ethan Nordine, the man that you, with your negligence, are allowing to die and you're not putting a feeding tube up his nose and down his stomach? 1.00

00:06:03.000 And up his ass? 1.00

00:06:04.000 We'll call you right back. 1.00

00:06:07.000 Let's snitch. 0.99

00:06:08.000 Let's have feeding tubes all in every place you could put them. 0.94

00:06:12.000 So that way we can eat.

00:06:14.000 Down his urethra.

00:06:15.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:06:16.000 Let's just fill the bitch up. 1.00

00:06:18.000 Just kidding. 1.00

00:06:19.000 Ethan's not a bitch by any means. 0.99

00:06:20.000 He's a fucking awesome guy. 0.99

00:06:23.000 I used to call him the John Cena of the Proud Boys movement, but. 0.98

00:06:26.000 Yeah, he is.

00:06:27.000 He laughed at that too, so I think he appreciates it.

00:06:30.000 Who should be the new leader?

00:06:32.000 Ethan Biggs.

00:06:34.000 I like David Kyricos.

00:06:37.000 He's the guy who organizes all the visits to prison and everything.

00:06:40.000 And he's untouchable because he's brown. 0.99

00:06:42.000 And he's brown. 0.99

00:06:43.000 Although we learned the hard way that choosing a black guy to lead is not always the best move. 1.00

00:06:49.000 Hebra. 0.95

00:06:51.000 Yeah, there's another one here, too.

00:06:54.000 That I retweeted.

00:06:55.000 It's from Make America Stop Hate directly from Ethan.

00:07:00.000 Oh, he can tweet?

00:07:01.000 No, but he's been telling people what to post, and then they post it.

00:07:06.000 So this is directly from him.

00:07:08.000 You can go to my Twitter and read the full thing if you'd like.

00:07:11.000 Oh, so who...

00:07:11.000 Is Biggs part of this?

00:07:15.000 I don't think so.

00:07:15.000 No, he's not on the list there.

00:07:18.000 I wonder, they probably can't communicate.

00:07:20.000 They're not allowed me to communicate.

00:07:21.000 Well, he communicated with those guys.

00:07:22.000 You know, you can't communicate with other prisoners because they don't want you saying, that guy's a snitch. 1.00

00:07:29.000 Go kill him. 1.00

00:07:30.000 Oh. 1.00

00:07:34.000 No, Wiggle, that ass is stuck in my head all day. 1.00

00:07:36.000 Well, this should clean the palate. 1.00

00:07:43.000 Why did you do that, Ryan?

00:07:45.000 Because we're going hungry.

00:07:46.000 Oh, okay. 1.00

00:07:47.000 I hate that fucking grunge shit. 1.00

00:07:50.000 It's so corny. 1.00

00:07:51.000 It's just corny rock.

00:07:52.000 I don't know why everyone thinks it's like working-class punk rock.

00:07:56.000 Rock punk. 0.97

00:07:57.000 No, it's just shitty hard rock. 1.00

00:08:01.000 Nirvana sucked. 0.99

00:08:02.000 They had one good song, Negative Creep, on Bleach. 0.99

00:08:05.000 And maybe Soundgarden, or what were they called?

00:08:08.000 Mud Honey, had a good song, Touch Me, I'm Sick.

00:08:11.000 Those are peppy.

00:08:12.000 The rest was just rock.

00:08:13.000 Just boring sludge rock. 1.00

00:08:15.000 Fuck grunge. 1.00

00:08:16.000 Ugh. 1.00

00:08:19.000 But yeah, did I mention that was Sleaford Mods?

00:08:21.000 Morkamindi with Billy Nomats?

00:08:23.000 I don't know who she is, but it's a really good jam.

00:08:26.000 Sleaford Mods are one of the best inventions musically of the past 10 years.

00:08:32.000 Here's a fun little side thing.

00:08:36.000 I didn't know this, but Bob Odenkirk, pre-Mr.

00:08:39.000 Show, had a show.

00:08:43.000 Wait, was that pre-Mr.

00:08:44.000 Show?

00:08:45.000 No, that was post-Mr.

00:08:47.000 Show.

00:08:48.000 Yeah, Mr. Show was the 90s.

00:08:52.000 I think.

00:08:54.000 When was Mr. Show? 0.99

00:08:56.000 And why won't that shit load? 0.98

00:08:57.000 What's the matter with your computer machine? 0.98

00:08:59.000 I'm a little grumpy today, as you may have gathered. 0.99

00:09:02.000 Because I haven't eaten in four fucking days. 0.99

00:09:05.000 Oh, Armison is in it too, eh? 0.99

00:09:07.000 95.

00:09:08.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:09:09.000 So this is post-Mr.

00:09:10.000 Show.

00:09:11.000 A lawyer goes out on a limb.

00:09:13.000 I don't make the cent until your case is settled or I get you less than 400 years hard time.

00:09:19.000 And a heartfelt invitation.

00:09:22.000 Join me, won't you?

00:09:24.000 All tonight.

00:09:27.000 So it's just Mr. Show.

00:09:29.000 It's the same cast.

00:09:33.000 You know, Jack Black was on Mr. Show.

00:09:36.000 There's our own Jay Johnson.

00:09:38.000 Framed for January 6th.

00:09:42.000 He happened to be there that day.

00:09:44.000 FBI kicks down his door.

00:09:46.000 Traumatizes his daughter.

00:09:52.000 But the cast of it is amazing.

00:09:54.000 Zach Galfanakis, Patton Oswald, Brian Pozane, Nick Swarzden. 1.00

00:10:01.000 You know, the executives that okay shows are totally fucking incompetent. 0.99

00:10:05.000 You think that they have some kind of God-given talent? 1.00

00:10:08.000 No.

00:10:09.000 They just lucked out.

00:10:10.000 There was a while there we were pitching Comedy Central, and the woman who was choosing the shows, her nickname amongst the scene was the killer of comedy.

00:10:18.000 The woman who was choosing the shows was just the former head of marketing. 1.00

00:10:22.000 And then all of a sudden, she's deciding what you see on Comedy Central.

00:10:27.000 Then they got a guy, Ken something, who was pretty good, but he was just there because he happened to luck out and choose Strangers with Candy as a show.

00:10:34.000 And that was a smashing success and a critic's favorite.

00:10:36.000 So they went, oh, he must be a genius. 0.99

00:10:39.000 Look at what that gay clown did to Cartoon Network. 1.00

00:10:43.000 Ruined it. 1.00

00:10:45.000 Killed a Cartoon Renaissance.

00:10:46.000 I did a whole video on that.

00:10:48.000 It's amazing what they can do to these. 1.00

00:10:50.000 The people who are in control of art in America are retarded. 1.00

00:10:54.000 Which I want to get into. 0.99

00:10:55.000 I want to do a deep drive on Batman. 0.99

00:11:04.000 The state of American culture and how we care so much about fucking Fagman. 1.00

00:11:12.000 Ouch. 1.00

00:11:14.000 He's gay. 0.99

00:11:16.000 He is kind of gay. 0.98

00:11:17.000 Where's his wife and kids? 0.99

00:11:18.000 He lives a gay lifestyle. 1.00

00:11:20.000 That's a good point. 1.00

00:11:20.000 Fagman. 1.00

00:11:23.000 But before we get into the bat cave, I want to just have a look at free speech. 0.67

00:11:29.000 Censored, maybe censored.

00:11:32.000 I don't know how long we're going to last, folks.

00:11:34.000 I'll, of course, fight to my dying breath.

00:11:37.000 And I've built this website like a battleship where we've got plan A, B, C, D, and E and F. We've already had our payment processor destroyed.

00:11:48.000 We've had the web shut down.

00:11:49.000 We had our URL taken away, free speech.tv.

00:11:53.000 So don't worry about me not fighting, but it's looking like they're going to come after us soon.

00:12:02.000 The governor, 1-4, wants to silence constitutionally protected speech.

00:12:09.000 In response to the Buffalo Massacre, Kathy Hochul invoked a hoary analogy to justify censorship.

00:12:16.000 I'm embarrassed to admit I don't know that word.

00:12:19.000 Hoary.

00:12:21.000 What does that mean?

00:12:27.000 Grayish, white, old. 0.94

00:12:30.000 Oh, it is old and trite.

00:12:32.000 So check out this quote, right?

00:12:34.000 I'll protect the First Amendment any day of the week, the governor said. 0.99

00:12:38.000 This is like the way I spoke in fucking junior high. 0.97

00:12:42.000 But you don't protect hate speech. 0.99

00:12:45.000 You don't protect incendiary speech.

00:12:47.000 You're not allowed to scream fire in a crowded theater.

00:12:50.000 There are limitations on speech.

00:12:54.000 The fire in a crowded...

00:12:56.000 You know how hoary that is?

00:12:58.000 It's one of the most hoary and Trite sayings there are.

00:13:02.000 For the record, and we're going to say this once, and you're going to record it, and you're going to make it your pinned tweet.

00:13:10.000 That was a case from like a hundred fucking years ago where a guy was putting out pamphlets that were anti-war and discouraging the government from drafting people and sending them to World War,

00:13:27.000 the Civil War? 0.85

00:13:29.000 What war was it?

00:13:31.000 Look at 1.5.

00:13:34.000 And in that trial, they said, this man who was giving out these pamphlets that are anti-war, this man has to be arrested and thrown in jail.

00:13:43.000 But he said, it's free speech.

00:13:45.000 He didn't call for violence.

00:13:46.000 In fact, he's anti-violent.

00:13:48.000 And the government said, well, you can't yell fire in a crowded theater.

00:13:52.000 And they went, yeah, good point.

00:13:54.000 Throw him in jail. 0.99

00:13:56.000 Then they realized that was fucked up that we did that. 1.00

00:14:00.000 You can yell fire in a crowded theater. 0.98

00:14:02.000 And they overturned that terrible decision.

00:14:06.000 So the fire in a crowded theater analogy comes from a ridiculous trial where a guy was prosecuted for handing out anti-war pamphlets because the government wanted the war.

00:14:19.000 And it was an analogy that helped put an innocent man in prison.

00:14:24.000 And that case was known as one of the worst miscarriages of justice in American history.

00:14:29.000 And it has been overturned 40 years plus. 0.99

00:14:35.000 So you sound like a fucking amateur high school student when you say the fire in a crowded theater thing. 0.99

00:14:41.000 You should be embarrassed. 1.00

00:14:42.000 Aren't you embarrassed?

00:14:46.000 Aren't you embarrassed?

00:14:50.000 Yeah, U.S. versus Schenk.

00:14:52.000 S-C-H-E-N-C-K. 1.00

00:14:55.000 But clearly the left and maybe they helped facilitate this shooting.

00:15:01.000 We don't know what kind of involvement the feds had in the Buffalo shooting, but they're getting their wishes.

00:15:05.000 It's giving them more power to censor us and maybe even throw us in jail.

00:15:12.000 In fact, Carl, what's his name?

00:15:14.000 This dude who used to be at Fox News was on MSNBC, Carl Cameron, and he wants us in jail. 0.99

00:15:20.000 So Kathy wants us, the governor wants us censored, and the media wants us thrown in fucking jail. 0.95

00:15:28.000 Is it the guy in the top middle? 0.99

00:15:30.000 Nope.

00:15:30.000 Okay.

00:15:31.000 It's the...

00:15:33.000 I mean, obviously, a mass shooter is responsible for the violence and the heinous acts that the mass shooter committed.

00:15:40.000 It is also true that the ideology left in the mass shooter's screen mirrors the ideology championed by Tucker Carlson.

00:15:49.000 What happens at Fox News when something like this happened?

00:15:52.000 Stop.

00:15:53.000 Guilt by association.

00:15:54.000 All dogs are mammals.

00:15:55.000 All cats are mammals.

00:15:56.000 All dogs are not cats.

00:15:57.000 Maybe we should make a t-shirt that says that. 0.96

00:15:59.000 So because Tucker noticed that mass immigration replaces us, dilutes us, then you are the same as the guy that thinks Jews are doing it because they hate whites.

00:16:15.000 Are the demographics of America not changing? 0.82

00:16:19.000 Are Hispanics not outbreeding whites? 1.00

00:16:22.000 Is that not a thing?

00:16:24.000 Now, the only part that we differ on is why.

00:16:28.000 The Nazis thinks it's Jews.

00:16:31.000 We think it's Dems.

00:16:35.000 But anyway, what's the solution?

00:16:37.000 I can't even imagine.

00:16:38.000 It's partly why I ended up getting out of there.

00:16:42.000 It really is kind of horrible to think that journalism.

00:16:46.000 Look at that bookshelf.

00:16:48.000 Is he in a kindergarten class? 1.00

00:16:50.000 What are those dumb little fucking square flags? 1.00

00:16:54.000 And it looks so cheap. 1.00

00:16:57.000 It looks like the kind of thing you buy at Walmart. 1.00

00:17:00.000 And having books on their side like that, what a fucking shitty, gross dork. 1.00

00:17:06.000 I bet his armpits smell bad. 1.00

00:17:08.000 That's a good take. 0.76

00:17:10.000 Probably.

00:17:11.000 And he probably farts when no one's around, but they're real bad. 0.88

00:17:16.000 National and international capacity are putting together this type of nonsense.

00:17:21.000 I think the president did a great job.

00:17:23.000 I wish he had done a lot of this a lot sooner, and we need a lot more from.

00:17:27.000 Could you imagine this gets back to him?

00:17:29.000 And people are like, you know, they mentioned you on some show.

00:17:31.000 And they're like, really?

00:17:31.000 What'd they say about me?

00:17:32.000 They think it's some political take? 0.98

00:17:34.000 And they're like, they said your armpits smell bad and you fart. 0.92

00:17:36.000 And then he texts the tweet to his wife. 1.00

00:17:39.000 And he goes, can you believe this bullshit? 1.00

00:17:41.000 And she goes, well, Carl, this is what my mother has always said. 1.00

00:17:46.000 Oh, so now you're siding with your mother.

00:17:48.000 No, I'm just saying he's not the first person to say that.

00:17:51.000 Marriage ruined.

00:17:52.000 Bam.

00:17:52.000 Yeah.

00:17:54.000 They want to put us in jail.

00:17:55.000 We're going to get you divorced. 1.00

00:17:56.000 Yeah, well, you stinky pits. 1.00

00:18:00.000 The left and the middle. 0.99

00:18:03.000 And we got to watch out because the Republicans have become the purveyors of misinformation.

00:18:09.000 And when our two-party system is broken like that, democracy is seriously in trouble.

00:18:15.000 The president acknowledged that.

00:18:17.000 It's time to actually start doing things and maybe taking some names and putting people in jail.

00:18:23.000 I mean...

00:18:26.000 What?

00:18:27.000 We've gone from fire in a crowded theater to throw them in jail?

00:18:32.000 Well, they did.

00:18:34.000 That's why we're on a hunger strike right now. 0.97

00:18:36.000 We got fucking that list, that letter had what, eight names on it? 0.98

00:18:40.000 All those people rotting in prison for daring to question the election. 1.00

00:18:45.000 So you did throw us in jail, you fucking asshole. 1.00

00:18:47.000 But he's talking about my pet Biden. 1.00

00:18:50.000 Let's check in on my pet Biden.

00:18:52.000 Shall we?

00:18:53.000 Shall.

00:18:54.000 Then we'll talk about Batman.

00:18:59.000 On him I can depend who would improve my pet Biden. 0.85

00:19:03.000 A monster of the president. 0.95

00:19:05.000 He's big and food. 0.99

00:19:07.000 Sleepy. 0.93

00:19:07.000 But a friendly monster too. 0.93

00:19:10.000 My pet. 0.86

00:19:11.000 Biden.

00:19:12.000 Wait, what?

00:19:12.000 That doesn't rhyme.

00:19:18.000 This, I know I like to brag and say I speak fluent Joe.

00:19:23.000 I may have met my match with this particular segment.

00:19:28.000 This is a tough one.

00:19:32.000 And today, I'll be traveling to, and on Thursday, excuse me, I'll be traveling to the Republic of Korea and Japan to affirm the importance of our Indo-Pacific alliances.

00:19:42.000 Got it.

00:19:43.000 Folks, and to celebrate the indispensable partnerships that are strengthening by the deep family ties and heritage and the values reflected in the AANHPI.

00:19:56.000 I-I-I-I-I.

00:20:00.000 Community here in the United States, as they say in Claymond Delaware, all used guys. 0.95

00:20:07.000 I don't know why I said that was so challenging.

00:20:08.000 Maybe it's the lack of food.

00:20:10.000 But when I first watched that clip, I couldn't handle it.

00:20:12.000 The only problem is he throws the word folks in the middle of his script, and it's confusing.

00:20:17.000 But he's going to Korea and Japan to talk about the strong bonds we have with Indo-Pacific, whatever, people and the families here that are there, and we're all together.

00:20:29.000 There's nothing smart about you, Joe.

00:20:32.000 Here he is being equally useless, explaining that the buffalo shooting fits his narrative perfectly, and that's why he's there and not in Waukesha.

00:20:48.000 What happened here is simple and straightforward.

00:20:51.000 Terrorism.

00:20:53.000 Terrorism.

00:20:54.000 Domestic terrorism.

00:20:56.000 Yeah.

00:20:57.000 Violence inflicted in the service of hate and the vicious thirst for power that defines one group of people being inherently inferior to any other group.

00:21:08.000 A hate that through the media and politics, the internet, has radicalized angry, alienated, lost, and isolated individuals into falsely believing that they will be replaced, that's the word,

00:21:24.000 replaced, by the other. 1.00

00:21:27.000 White supremacy is a poison. 1.00

00:21:30.000 It's a poison running through our. 1.00

00:21:33.000 Yeah, it really is.

00:21:34.000 It's a poison.

00:21:35.000 And it's not running through our body politic. 1.00

00:21:37.000 It's a poison like putting a poisonous fucking thumbtack on an elephant. 1.00

00:21:44.000 He'll be fine. 1.00

00:21:45.000 It's not an issue.

00:21:47.000 You're implying it's the poisonous bazooka that's blasting an elephant's head off.

00:21:52.000 No, it's an irrelevant thorn in his paw that he can't even feel. 0.99

00:21:57.000 And you won't stop fucking talking about it. 0.99

00:22:01.000 It's been allowed to fester and grow right in front of our eyes. 1.00

00:22:05.000 No more.

00:22:06.000 I mean, no more.

00:22:08.000 We need to say as clearly and force as we can that the ideology of white supremacy has no place in America.

00:22:18.000 None.

00:22:20.000 Done.

00:22:23.000 Here, I'll make that happen, Joe.

00:22:25.000 Oh, thanks, Gav.

00:22:26.000 I'm magic.

00:22:27.000 I thought this would be a good moment to read a letter.

00:22:29.000 I know we're a little early for the mailbag, but I keep forgetting to do this, and I don't want it to get buried.

00:22:37.000 I, Gavin Rye, I'm an Orthodox Jew, and I read the Psychos Manifesto, and I would like to point out a couple things about what he and many of the anti-Semites seem to obsess over.

00:22:46.000 Now, I wish Jews would do more of this.

00:22:49.000 Like, remember when Owen Benjamin was going on his anti-Semitic phase?

00:22:53.000 Ezra Levant, Ron Coleman, Dennis Prager should have sat down with him and had a debate and debunked all these things. 0.97

00:23:00.000 That's the problem with all this shit, is that Jewish intellectuals are so, conservative intellectuals, are so horrified by anti-Semitism that they won't try to argue with these dudes. 0.98

00:23:15.000 Okay, so he says, one, they quote quite heavily the Talmud and rabbinic sources as a way to show how the Jews obsessively hate Goim. 0.99

00:23:23.000 Most of the quotes he cited are accurate, but there are problems with the way they were translated and the context to which they were given.

00:23:30.000 For example, the Jesus mentioned in the Talmud is actually two different people, one who lived before the Jesus of the New Testament and one who lived after.

00:23:39.000 For more context, Sam Arano on YouTube video, on YouTube explains this.

00:23:46.000 Also, Jesus is just Hellenized Greek for Joshua, and it is quite a common name in Hebrew.

00:23:51.000 Another is that the Goyim of the time of the Talmud were not like those today and were obsessively anti-Semitic. 0.90

00:23:58.000 And for example, if they saw a Jew cooking, there was concern they would try to sneak a piece of pork in there.

00:24:04.000 There are things taught to most students today in yeshivas, etc., but a casual read...

00:24:10.000 No, these are things taught to most students today that all that anti-Goyist stuff came when there was basically a civil war between Jews and non-Jews.

00:24:21.000 So it's taught in yeshivas, etc.

00:24:24.000 But as a casual reader, you wouldn't know and you'd think that this is a general belief that everyone holds.

00:24:33.000 Two, they then tie the religious texts to the behavior of the globalist liberal Jews and their reason for attempting to destroy America and the Western world. 0.96

00:24:41.000 The reality being that most of those Jews know nothing of Judaism at all, let alone be able to quote the Talmud and are just as anti-Judaism as they are anti-Christianity. 0.95

00:24:55.000 For example, here are some excerpts from Marx about Jews.

00:24:59.000 And then he's got a link there.

00:25:03.000 There are members of the right who, because of the old-timey Catholic way of characterizing Christianity as the antithesis of Judaism, try to tie Judaism as the reasoning for these liberal Jews.

00:25:13.000 I believe that is the root of the right's anti-Semitic problem.

00:25:16.000 But let's not pretend that isn't a shrill minority whose views are not mainstay nor welcome on our side.

00:25:23.000 The truth is the ADL is the Jewish SPLC and just needs to go away.

00:25:29.000 Sorry for the length of the email.

00:25:32.000 Sure that'll get the anti-Semites grumpy, but I'm glad we got that out of the way.

00:25:39.000 Okay, let's check in.

00:25:41.000 Let's lighten up the show.

00:25:42.000 We're getting a little heavy here, and let's have a long, hard look at Batman.

00:25:46.000 Shall we?

00:25:56.000 Come on, everybody.

00:26:00.000 The Batman. 1.00

00:26:02.000 Oh, fuck it. 1.00

00:26:03.000 Batman is awesome. 1.00

00:26:05.000 Can you believe all the shit he can do? 1.00

00:26:08.000 It's incredible. 1.00

00:26:10.000 Let's just start this video.

00:26:12.000 I bet I'm going to say, just pause in the first one second.

00:26:16.000 Batman is one of the strongest humans around.

00:26:18.000 How do you know?

00:26:18.000 What?

00:26:18.000 Stop.

00:26:21.000 Batman is not one of the strongest humans around.

00:26:24.000 He's a drawing.

00:26:25.000 He's not a guy.

00:26:27.000 He was invented for nerds to feel better about themselves, okay?

00:26:32.000 Peter Parker is the ultimate example of superheroes and what they're all about.

00:26:37.000 You get picked on, you get bullied.

00:26:39.000 America feels bad for you. 1.00

00:26:42.000 Now we're obsessed with ending bullying, but back in the 50s, it was like, okay, what are we going to do for these poor faggots? 1.00

00:26:49.000 I know. 0.99

00:26:52.000 We'll give them a fantasy world where you're not shoving me around, actually. 1.00

00:26:58.000 I could kick your ass, but it's a secret. 0.99

00:27:01.000 And then at night, I go flying around the place and I beat up bad guys. 1.00

00:27:05.000 So when you shove me, I just go, whatever, dude.

00:27:07.000 If only you knew who you're shoving.

00:27:10.000 It's a placebo.

00:27:12.000 And we hope it makes them feel better.

00:27:14.000 I come from Britain.

00:27:15.000 We moved to Canada when I was five, but the comics that I grew up on, I kept reading.

00:27:21.000 My grandfather would send them to me like every month, a big huge stack of them, mostly the Bino.

00:27:26.000 And Bino took a totally different angle.

00:27:30.000 They were like, be a bully. 1.00

00:27:32.000 Fuck them up. 1.00

00:27:34.000 The main character was Dennis the Menace, invented, I believe, in 1952. 1.00

00:27:39.000 At the exact same time, the American Dennis the Menace was invented.

00:27:44.000 And no one knows how that happened.

00:27:46.000 It's a complete mystery.

00:27:48.000 God was feeling lazy that day and he accidentally gave two continents the same idea.

00:27:53.000 So America has their Dennis Amenis, who's kind of a menace, but this guy's like a menace menace. 1.00

00:27:57.000 Like he would destroy shit. 1.00

00:27:59.000 And he would fuck with this guy named Walter who was a softy, a wimp, a nerd, a loser. 1.00

00:28:05.000 He liked flowers. 1.00

00:28:06.000 And Dennis Amenis would kick the shit out of him. 0.98

00:28:09.000 It was awesome. 0.96

00:28:10.000 There was an other thing called the Bash Street Kids.

00:28:13.000 The Bash Street Kids, a Nazi skinhead band called Screwdriver did a song about the Bash Studios. 0.99

00:28:18.000 Holy shit, it's a cartoon? 0.99

00:28:20.000 Cool. 0.98

00:28:22.000 Anyway, I'll do a whole other thing on Beano that no one will want to watch, but this has become totally woke now.

00:28:27.000 In fact, Fatty from the Bass Street Kids is now called, I think, Maddie, which is probably going to offend Maddie Odell.

00:28:36.000 But yeah, it's all like East Indian girls now, and they've totally gutted and wokeified Bino. 1.00

00:28:44.000 I can't believe Bastry Kids is a cartoon.

00:28:46.000 I can't wait to watch that.

00:28:48.000 Anyway, so I never got into superheroes as a kid.

00:28:53.000 The fact that adults are into them is brutally embarrassing. 0.93

00:28:58.000 It was embarrassing, by the way, that kids were into them because you're such a loser that you have to fantasize and pretend you're a super strong guy. 1.00

00:29:09.000 The fact that fucking adults are sitting there playing video games where they're Batman. 0.99

00:29:13.000 Ooh, ooh, I beat up the bad guys because I can't beat up bad guys. 1.00

00:29:18.000 You want to go beat up bad guys? 1.00

00:29:20.000 Join the fucking army, you cunt. 1.00

00:29:22.000 You can kill people in the army. 1.00

00:29:26.000 You don't have to sit and fantasize. 0.99

00:29:28.000 Playing Call of Duty is one of the gayest things imaginable. 1.00

00:29:32.000 You're tricking God.

00:29:34.000 You're tricking nature into sending you dopamines because you carried your boys out from the battle in Fallujah.

00:29:40.000 No, you didn't.

00:29:41.000 You pushed plastic buttons. 1.00

00:29:43.000 You fucking loser. 1.00

00:29:47.000 I mean, it's one thing if you're paralyzed and you want to fantasize about having legs. 1.00

00:29:52.000 Okay.

00:29:53.000 I get it.

00:29:54.000 But you're a perfectly capable human being pretending you're in the military.

00:29:59.000 That's stolen valor. 1.00

00:30:01.000 And when it comes to this shit, you want to fight someone? 1.00

00:30:04.000 Fight them. 1.00

00:30:04.000 Go spar. 1.00

00:30:06.000 Take a martial art.

00:30:07.000 You can fight all day.

00:30:09.000 Anyway.

00:30:09.000 But you can't kill.

00:30:10.000 Batman doesn't kill.

00:30:11.000 That's his code.

00:30:13.000 See, you shouldn't know that.

00:30:15.000 Well.

00:30:16.000 He's never killed anyone?

00:30:18.000 No.

00:30:18.000 And there's some controversial things where in the movies they're like, I think that guy died.

00:30:23.000 And they're like, so Batman.

00:30:26.000 I mean, here, now we're getting caught in the semantics of this.

00:30:29.000 My whole point of this is adults should not be discussing the semantics of a coping mechanism designed for seven-year-old boys.

00:30:37.000 So no.

00:30:39.000 Batman is not the strongest human alive.

00:30:42.000 He's not human.

00:30:43.000 The whole thing about like Superman has powers, but Batman is just a regular guy.

00:30:47.000 He's not a regular guy.

00:30:48.000 He's a totally made-up thing. 0.98

00:30:50.000 And the reason you find inconsistencies in these fucking cartoons is they're not designed for you. 1.00

00:30:57.000 They're designed for kids who don't look for that kind of shit. 1.00

00:31:00.000 It's a superhero, you fucking fat, neck-beard, sexless, masturbating fiend. 1.00

00:31:07.000 Stop jerking off. 1.00

00:31:09.000 Stop watching porn. 1.00

00:31:10.000 Stop playing video games.

00:31:11.000 Go outside.

00:31:13.000 Open the door.

00:31:15.000 Go outside.

00:31:16.000 Say hello. 1.00

00:31:17.000 Try drinking a fucking beer for once. 1.00

00:31:20.000 Jesus Christ. 1.00

00:31:21.000 I'm not asking you to be Chuck Norris.

00:31:23.000 Just be like, I don't know, a 13-year-old from the 80s.

00:31:26.000 You know, a guy with jeans who would smoke cigarettes and occasionally get in a fist fight.

00:31:31.000 Be a normal man.

00:31:32.000 This is not normal.

00:31:34.000 It's brutally sad.

00:31:36.000 Go ahead. 0.96

00:31:37.000 Completely ridiculous feats that no human would survive, let alone pull off on a daily basis. 0.84

00:31:42.000 But exactly how strong is Batman compared to your average human? 0.92

00:31:46.000 He's not strong.

00:31:48.000 He's a drawing.

00:31:50.000 How strong is this drawing?

00:31:51.000 I don't know.

00:31:52.000 What is the whim of the artist on that particular day?

00:31:57.000 Well, give us some incredible insights into the character and lead us to Batman's greatest strength that often goes unnoticed.

00:32:04.000 Fat Man is one of, if not my favorite superheroes.

00:32:07.000 Oh, wait, that's how that guy defines himself?

00:32:09.000 That little anime thing?

00:32:11.000 Bring that back a second.

00:32:13.000 Give us some incredible insights into the character and lead us to Batman's greatest strength that often goes unnoticed.

00:32:20.000 Fat Man is one of...

00:32:21.000 Stop.

00:32:22.000 That's how he sees himself. 0.96

00:32:25.000 As an old lady, midget, child, ninja, Japanese Person. 1.00

00:32:31.000 This guy's obsessed clearly with strength and weights.

00:32:35.000 So is it possible he's a bodybuilder?

00:32:38.000 Could you lift weights and be this much of a goon? 0.99

00:32:41.000 I don't think so, right? 0.97

00:32:43.000 Is that possible that you could be, you'd have to have been in a car accident and have some sort of mental damage.

00:32:50.000 And again, all of this work, all of this effort, couldn't you be an engineer or something?

00:32:55.000 Couldn't you be designing transit systems?

00:32:58.000 Can't you be part of society?

00:33:00.000 This is such a waste. 1.00

00:33:01.000 This guy has clearly watched thousands of hours of fucking Batman and read hundreds and hundreds of comics. 0.99

00:33:08.000 He's probably read 100% of the Batman that there is to offer the world. 0.99

00:33:15.000 Jesus Christ.

00:33:16.000 It's a diaper.

00:33:17.000 Superheroes are a diaper for bully victims. 0.82

00:33:21.000 You're wearing a diaper as a grown man.

00:33:24.000 If not my favorite superhero.

00:33:26.000 Since he trains himself to do everything he does and being self-made personifies a human capacity for learning.

00:33:33.000 It's not a person. 1.00

00:33:35.000 He doesn't personify shit. 0.98

00:33:38.000 It personifies the human capacity to what? 1.00

00:33:40.000 Kick a tree in half?

00:33:42.000 That's not inspiring. 0.99

00:33:44.000 That doesn't make me think, hmm, I should be better about my leg days so I can be strong enough to fucking karate kick a tree in half. 0.85

00:33:52.000 There's no personifying going on here. 0.88

00:33:53.000 You need to be a person to personify something. 1.00

00:33:56.000 You poor, sad fucking incel loser, gamer, shithead. 1.00

00:34:01.000 Seeing how Batman has learned the equivalent of 12 PhDs worth of knowledge. 1.00

00:34:09.000 Seeing how Batman has learned the equivalent of 12 PhDs.

00:34:16.000 That drawing has got 12 PhDs.

00:34:20.000 That's really isn't that impressive?

00:34:22.000 Hey, guess what?

00:34:23.000 My drawing's more impressive.

00:34:24.000 My drawing has 13 PhDs.

00:34:28.000 Doesn't that personify the ability to learn?

00:34:32.000 12 PhDs.

00:34:34.000 The guy who has 12 PhDs is fat, has a beard, and is on the spectrum.

00:34:39.000 Maybe you should get 12 PhDs. 1.00

00:34:42.000 Your time would be better spent doing that than learning about a fucking drawing. 0.99

00:34:47.000 His physical stats that are even more insane when compared to even the greatest lifters and athletes on the planet. 1.00

00:34:55.000 They're more insane.

00:34:56.000 He can lift more than the greatest athletes on the planet.

00:34:59.000 Wow.

00:35:02.000 An idea of how strong Batman is, Batman has been seen bench pressing unassisted anywhere from 405 pounds when sufficiently distracted to 585 pounds from multiple reps, which is pretty strong.

00:35:15.000 But for Batfriends, the did you notice there's a tone of bragging?

00:35:19.000 Like Batman's friend?

00:35:21.000 Like, Batman can bench press upwards of 550 pounds when not sufficiently distracted.

00:35:28.000 How much can you lift, my friend?

00:35:30.000 He's bragging about a drawing now.

00:35:32.000 Current world record for an unassisted bench press.

00:35:35.000 That's a human being.

00:35:36.000 122 pounds.

00:35:38.000 Wait, how much is it?

00:35:39.000 Sorry?

00:35:40.000 722 pounds.

00:35:42.000 That's a human being.

00:35:43.000 Current world record.

00:35:44.000 85 pounds for multiple 105 pounds when sufficiently distracted to 585 pounds for multiple reps, which is pretty strong.

00:35:53.000 But for reference, the current world record for an unassisted bench press is 722 pounds.

00:35:59.000 Except in Batman issue 655, he is shown benching all the way up to 1,000 pounds, shattering the world record.

00:36:07.000 He did it shattered the world record.

00:36:10.000 A guy drew a guy lifting weights that no human can lift.

00:36:14.000 That's not an accomplishment, dude. 0.99

00:36:16.000 What the fuck is the matter with you? 0.99

00:36:19.000 You're not even supposed to notice that, by the way. 1.00

00:36:22.000 The guy drawing was probably Google it and went like, what's the world record?

00:36:25.000 Seven?

00:36:25.000 Okay, I'll do like a thousand, whatever.

00:36:27.000 I'm drawing a superhero for little kids, right?

00:36:30.000 See issue two.

00:36:31.000 Bruce mentions that his maximum leg press is 2,500 pounds as he leg presses a train apart with a current.

00:36:38.000 Oh my god, this is a bad thing.

00:36:40.000 What if this guy doesn't lift, but he just is a lift buff?

00:36:44.000 Like the way I follow sports and I like the Mets and I see Mad Max pitching and I go, ooh, that's good, 100 miles an hour, meaning I could probably not even throw 60.

00:36:55.000 Is he like that?

00:36:57.000 But with bodybuilding, he just reads bodybuilding magazines and knows what a good leg press is, but has never done a leg press in his life? 0.99

00:37:05.000 That's pathetic. 0.63

00:37:07.000 Being 2,469 pounds, Batman routinely deadlifts 620 pounds for 35 repetitions, which is an insane amount of reps for a person's body to assist. 0.97

00:37:17.000 Okay, stop.

00:37:18.000 I have to assume this guy lifts weights.

00:37:20.000 I can't do it.

00:37:22.000 I can't sleep tonight if this guy knows this much about weightlifting and doesn't lift weights.

00:37:27.000 It's not a spectator sport, my friend.

00:37:31.000 In a single training session, along with having held a 1,000-pound ceiling in an overhead press, but way beyond that, stop, stop.

00:37:41.000 He held up a thousand-pound ceiling. 0.99

00:37:43.000 So this adult male was reading that comic book that day and went, holy shit! 0.99

00:37:49.000 That ceiling's like a thousand pounds. 0.99

00:37:51.000 Mom, get in here. 1.00

00:37:54.000 Okay, sorry.

00:37:56.000 I forgot it's two in the morning.

00:37:58.000 Look at all of these stats. 1.00

00:38:01.000 What the fuck is this? 0.99

00:38:02.000 Did he write this up? 1.00

00:38:05.000 How does he know?

00:38:06.000 Is that Batman's daily routine?

00:38:09.000 Is shown to be around 525 pounds for five repetitions of 10 sets.

00:38:15.000 That's 50 squats in total, along with clean and jerk lifting 262 pounds 24 times and running 20 miles, averaging 4 minutes and 50 seconds per mile, with an emphasis on cutting off 30 more seconds a mile on his rest day.

00:38:31.000 Batman is... 0.97

00:38:32.000 So the people who make Batman talked to a trainer and said, can you write up a workout that's like fucking insane? 0.88

00:39:09.000 class while squatting around a hundred more pounds and deadlifting 40 more pounds.

00:39:13.000 I didn't know weightlifting was such a huge part of Batman.

00:39:15.000 Is that a thing?

00:39:16.000 Do other superheroes have their workout?

00:39:19.000 There's a lot of data on Batman workouts.

00:39:22.000 And by the way, we're two minutes in.

00:39:24.000 All we've been talking about is how much he lifts.

00:39:27.000 More repetitions than a regular man dare would.

00:39:30.000 This isn't to say that Batman doesn't have his limits.

00:39:33.000 In the storyline, Venom, after failing to save a little girl from drunkenness. 0.99

00:39:37.000 Can you imagine knowing this much about fucking Batman? 0.97

00:39:41.000 You know, you realize little kids don't know this, right? 0.99

00:39:44.000 Like the little kid who's Batman is his favorite superhero and he's like eight, nine, he sees Batman lift a thousand pounds and then that's gone from his brain. 0.98

00:39:53.000 He forgets this fucking dork is writing it down and going, wow, that's more than he lifted in the Venom plot line. 0.98

00:40:03.000 Batman then began pushing himself to be able to handle weights. 1.00

00:40:07.000 There's a drawing of a guy pushing himself.

00:40:10.000 Him felling to deadlift 630 pounds.

00:40:13.000 But what's far more impressive is the physical feats that Batman has strengthened his body to accomplish, ranging from achievements that professional athletes could accomplish all the way to something that only Batman himself is strong enough to do.

00:40:26.000 Batman has literally ripped the door speeding air.

00:40:30.000 Talk about misuse of the word literally.

00:40:33.000 It's a cool thing to draw and it's a cool thing to look at.

00:40:36.000 A guy standing on a plane.

00:40:38.000 That looks awesome.

00:40:39.000 And if I was nine, I'd go, yeah.

00:40:43.000 In order to facilitate that, you have to have the guy defy physics and kick the door out.

00:40:49.000 Not remotely possible. 0.99

00:40:51.000 In fact, if you're on a plane and you see someone trying to open the door, just go, huh, got a crazy guy on the fucking plane. 0.99

00:40:59.000 Be perfectly calm. 0.99

00:41:01.000 It's fucking impossible. 0.99

00:41:03.000 This guy sees Batman do that and then he Googles it and he's like, that's fucking whatever it is, 10,000 pounds of pressure you need. 0.99

00:41:11.000 He's really strong. 0.91

00:41:13.000 This guy is sitting here doing a video about how strong a drawing is.

00:41:18.000 I'm maybe even worse for talking about this guy doing a video on how strong a drawing is. 1.00

00:41:24.000 Maybe I'm worse than this fucking loser. 0.99

00:41:28.000 Plane in mid-flight, which takes more than 24,000 pounds of pressure or 12 tons of pulling force and is the equivalent of being able to pull the weight of six cars or 20 polar bears at once. 1.00

00:41:40.000 Batman has polar bears?

00:41:42.000 Where do you get these metrics from?

00:41:44.000 How strong are you?

00:41:45.000 How strong am I?

00:41:46.000 I could pull 20 polar bears or six cars.

00:41:50.000 You name it.

00:41:51.000 Oh, how many black bears can you tow?

00:41:54.000 Less.

00:41:55.000 They're heavier.

00:41:57.000 No, they're not.

00:41:58.000 I'm not as funny when I'm starving to death. 1.00

00:42:01.000 Who's this fucking fake guy now? 0.99

00:42:03.000 Can he beat up that guy? 1.00

00:42:06.000 You must be strong to beat up that big, huge guy.

00:42:10.000 This is like a dude with a high IQ who's also special. 0.98

00:42:14.000 He's like a brilliant retard. 1.00

00:42:17.000 Go ahead. 0.99

00:42:18.000 Who weigh over 500 pounds up over his head with one arm.

00:42:22.000 He has been known to stop speeding cars using just his strength alone and even held up the entire Batmobile from falling off a bridge in 2004's The Batman.

00:42:31.000 Insanely, he has worked out by dangling off the edge of a skyscraper.

00:42:36.000 Hold on a sec.

00:42:37.000 Can you believe he did that?

00:42:38.000 That's dangerous.

00:42:39.000 That drawing could have fallen down and hurt himself.

00:42:43.000 That's insane. 0.56

00:42:44.000 This drawing is insane.

00:42:46.000 What does a car weigh, Ryan?

00:42:50.000 Whoa.

00:42:51.000 I thought he could only bench press a thousand pounds.

00:42:54.000 Now he's doing twice as much as the top weightlifter in the universe.

00:43:01.000 Wasn't it insane when that drawing did that?

00:43:05.000 So he's sitting looking at the comic.

00:43:07.000 He sees a guy doing pull-ups at the edge of a skyscraper and he goes, dude, take it down a notch.

00:43:18.000 I mean, humans have done that.

00:43:19.000 Go look at people do that.

00:43:21.000 What are you doing? 1.00

00:43:22.000 Looking at his fucking wet nipples, you fag. 1.00

00:43:27.000 One-armed pull-ups in 137-degree heat. 1.00

00:43:30.000 Has held open a crocodile's mouth with crocodiles having the strongest bite ever measured at 3,000 miles.

00:43:36.000 Is there an excel spreadsheet with all of this as he goes through?

00:43:39.000 Or does he just remember that he opened up a crocodile's mouth?

00:43:42.000 Because if you notice, the footage goes from video games to comic books to like shitty Saturday morning cartoons that are done in Flash.

00:43:51.000 I haven't seen any Batman movies.

00:43:54.000 Do those count?

00:43:55.000 Are those Batman to you, dude?

00:43:59.000 Pounds per square inch, or 16,460 Newtons.

00:44:03.000 Batman has trained to be able to not only kick and thus explode entire trees in half, but as infamously analyzed in my previous Batman video, has moved so fast to outright dodge bullets. 0.99

00:44:16.000 Jesus Christ, he's dodging bullets like fucking the Matrix. 0.84

00:44:19.000 You know, the reason you can kick a tree in half in a kid's comic is kids don't really get physics. 0.99

00:44:27.000 So they're like, I don't know, maybe it was like a dead tree.

00:44:30.000 I don't know.

00:44:30.000 Maybe you could kick a tree in half.

00:44:32.000 And the artists take advantage of that and they come up with these fantastical things.

00:44:36.000 Then you get older and you go, why do you kick a tree in half? 0.95

00:44:40.000 That's retarded. 1.00

00:44:40.000 This is a stupid thing I'm looking at. 1.00

00:44:42.000 And of course, it is very sad, fucking pathetic that American movies, we get one every six months or so. 1.00

00:44:52.000 They should be one a day. 0.98

00:44:53.000 All of LA is 100% devoted to making movies and you give us one a month, basically. 1.00

00:45:00.000 And the majority of them are just fucking superhero garbage. 1.00

00:45:03.000 That's embarrassing. 1.00

00:45:05.000 We, of course, are deeply embarrassed of our president, stammering Joe, but we should also be ashamed of our Hollywood, of our movie industry.

00:45:15.000 Grown adults.

00:45:17.000 I was at Black Panther.

00:45:18.000 I brought my kids.

00:45:19.000 You love to bring kids to these things. 0.98

00:45:21.000 And you know, when he gets, I don't know, he gets sick or some shit or he almost dies by that waterfall. 0.96

00:45:26.000 There are two adult women behind me who came to see it were crying. 0.97

00:45:30.000 They were sad that the drawing was dying.

00:45:34.000 I wonder if this guy would cry. 1.00

00:45:35.000 We should just fucking kill Batman just to make him cry like a little bitch. 1.00

00:45:39.000 Dude, Batman's dead. 1.00

00:45:41.000 What?

00:45:42.000 He personifies everything that's good about living.

00:45:46.000 He's dead.

00:45:47.000 They're not drawing him anymore.

00:45:49.000 Ha ha. 0.99

00:45:51.000 That might be the only way to save this poor bastard. 0.99

00:45:54.000 Accelerate at and withstand. 0.97

00:45:56.000 Remember they tried to do that to Pepe the Frog?

00:45:58.000 The guy who made Pepe was so embarrassed and hated the right so much that he drew a comic where Pepe died. 0.99

00:46:06.000 Like everyone is going to go, oh, fuck! 0.99

00:46:09.000 I can't get into Pepe anymore. 1.00

00:46:12.000 The god of Pepe killed him.

00:46:15.000 I'm nine. 0.99

00:46:17.000 What a retarded gesture that was. 1.00

00:46:23.000 What's that? 0.99

00:46:26.000 What is that?

00:46:28.000 Memes killing memes?

00:46:31.000 No, he drew a comic of Pepe dying.

00:46:33.000 Anyway.

00:46:34.000 345 times Earth's gravity, with astronauts commonly experiencing only 3 Gs during a rocket launch.

00:46:41.000 But as cleverly pointed out by this community, Batman commonly dodges bullet fire by analyzing body movements and predicting when a trigger is about to be pulled, setting his acceleration to somewhere around 50 minutes. 0.97

00:46:52.000 There's a whole community of these people analyzing this crap. 0.99

00:46:58.000 That's fucking profoundly sad. 1.00

00:47:01.000 Getting into... 0.98

00:47:02.000 I got an idea.

00:47:03.000 If you want to get into the physics of artillery, why don't you get into the physics of artillery?

00:47:10.000 Why don't you look up ballistics?

00:47:11.000 Why don't you get involved in the ballistics industry?

00:47:14.000 Why don't you go to the shooting range? 0.99

00:47:16.000 Why don't you learn about fucking real guns? 1.00

00:47:19.000 And then tell me about them because I'm a New Yorker and I don't know shit. 1.00

00:47:23.000 What a waste of knowledge this is. 0.99

00:47:26.000 You know he argues with people over this too, right?

00:47:28.000 Oh, yeah.

00:47:30.000 It's the only time you see him animated.

00:47:32.000 Like his parents are worried about him because he's 26, 27, and he still lives at home.

00:47:39.000 And they mostly just look at him on the computer and stuff.

00:47:41.000 But then, when he's arguing with people about Superman while playing video games, it's like someone put a quarter in him.

00:47:49.000 He just comes to life.

00:47:51.000 And his dad is like, well, it's the only time I see him living.

00:47:56.000 So, yeah, I guess I'm for it.

00:47:59.000 You're breaking your father's heart right now.

00:48:03.000 The red hood. 1.00

00:48:03.000 You're shooting your brother in the father in the heart. 1.00

00:48:07.000 You're cutting out mommy's heart. 1.00

00:48:09.000 Snip, snip, snip.

00:48:12.000 You see Batman move after a bullet is fired from a gun towards him, but far more absurd is how strong.

00:48:18.000 Stop, stop.

00:48:19.000 So, wait, is he in drag there? 1.00

00:48:21.000 So they see him dodging bullets and they go, fuck, that's kind of not possible. 0.99

00:48:28.000 Then the community goes, actually, he sees the body language of the guy going like that. 1.00

00:48:34.000 So that's why he knows where the bullet's going.

00:48:36.000 And then they go, oh, okay, good. 0.99

00:48:37.000 I can continue with my delusion that this is not just a fucking drawing. 0.99

00:48:43.000 Batman's body is a taking punishment. 0.99

00:48:48.000 In Batman issue 15, he takes a direct blast from a bazooka and keeps fighting unfazed.

00:48:54.000 Batman has been thrown and punched through concrete walls many times and even took a fall off Wayne Tower, falling multiple stories but walked away each time. 0.60

00:49:03.000 He's even survived being shot point blank by a frickin' tank.

00:49:07.000 Set on fire, electrocutive, frozen, and it's strong enough to survive in Krypton's gravity, which has been depicted to be anywhere from 30 to 100 times greater than that of Earth.

00:49:17.000 Which is all the more insistent.

00:49:18.000 Wait a minute.

00:49:19.000 Now he's talking. 1.00

00:49:20.000 Wait, wait, what the fucking shit? 1.00

00:49:23.000 What planet was he on? 1.00

00:49:25.000 Go back.

00:49:26.000 Frozen, and it's strong enough to survive in Krypton's gravity.

00:49:29.000 Krypton.

00:49:30.000 So wait a minute.

00:49:32.000 Now he's seeing a guy on another planet and he's going, this guy lives.

00:49:38.000 A made-up planet.

00:49:40.000 A fake planet.

00:49:41.000 It's Superman's planet, right? 0.98

00:49:43.000 So he's going, can you, you're not going to fucking believe this. 0.78

00:49:46.000 But this drawing I like went to a drawing of a fake planet and he was fine. 0.95

00:49:53.000 And this fake planet has fake gravity and he was fine with that fake gravity. 1.00

00:49:57.000 Can you believe this shit? 1.00

00:49:59.000 He's strong. 1.00

00:50:01.000 I 100% guarantee you that if you showed this to the Batman writers, they'd go, Jesus fucking. 0.99

00:50:09.000 Hey, could I talk to you? 0.99

00:50:10.000 Yeah.

00:50:11.000 You wrote Batman 15, right?

00:50:13.000 Yeah.

00:50:15.000 I needed to pay the rent.

00:50:17.000 It's fast, cheap, and easy money.

00:50:19.000 How come he survived the bazooka blast?

00:50:22.000 Was part of his suit asbestos?

00:50:25.000 Like, dude, I don't know. 0.99

00:50:26.000 It's a fucking kid's comic. 0.99

00:50:28.000 Yeah, he had a magic suit that day. 1.00

00:50:30.000 Can you leave me alone?

00:50:33.000 Has been depicted to be anywhere from 30 to 100 times greater than that of Earth.

00:50:38.000 Which is all the more insane.

00:50:39.000 When you realize that while human bones can survive, I like how he can survive 300 times the gravity of Earth, but when he goes there, he needs a woolly hat because it's cold.

00:50:49.000 Up to 90 times Earth's gravity, they can only withstand 10 times Earth's gravity when the person begins moving around.

00:50:56.000 Not to mention your muscles would most likely not be strong enough to move you anyways.

00:51:00.000 As Batman, who weighs 210 pounds, would have to be switched.

00:51:03.000 Oh, he doesn't.

00:51:05.000 He's back to lifting weights again?

00:51:07.000 I didn't know Batman was so big on weights.

00:51:10.000 That's good, I guess.

00:51:11.000 They're getting young people to work out. 0.54

00:51:14.000 And unless he's doing a dynamic start, that bar is way too far from his shins. 0.83

00:51:20.000 Bad form, Batman. 0.68

00:51:21.000 Bad form, Batman.

00:51:24.000 That drawing is not drawing right.

00:51:27.000 6,300 or 21,000 pounds.

00:51:30.000 By the way, this is kind of a side note.

00:51:32.000 I always thought it was kind of gay the way superhero artists know all your lats and all the muscles.

00:51:39.000 Like, they sit there perfectly drawing, perfectly sculpted muscles all day. 1.00

00:51:44.000 Hold on a fucking se. 0.99

00:51:45.000 Why does he have those clamp rings on the inside of the weight? 1.00

00:51:50.000 That doesn't make sense.

00:51:52.000 Well, maybe he has them on both.

00:51:53.000 He doesn't want them sliding either way.

00:51:55.000 They can't slide any farther.

00:51:57.000 There's a collar.

00:51:59.000 That's somebody's drawing.

00:52:00.000 You do a video, Ryan?

00:52:02.000 Yeah. 0.98

00:52:02.000 So the drawer, the animator, fucking doesn't know how weights work to stand up from a chair. 0.98

00:52:09.000 But even more impressive is just how strong Batman's mind is. 0.98

00:52:13.000 Batman issue 52.

00:52:14.000 He is shown to have stumbled upon a sub-zero waterfall where he promptly undressed and stood underneath it completely unfazed.

00:52:21.000 Or in Batman Volume 2, Issue 23, at the age of 24, he was able to fight for 28 hours straight in a never-ending gauntlet of opponents.

00:52:31.000 Dude, dude, when you're writing a superhero comic book for lonely nerds that get bullied, you take a situation and you totally exaggerate it because it's a fantasy.

00:52:42.000 And you're sitting here going, this fantasy is fantastic.

00:52:47.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:52:48.000 I mean, if I'm walking by a comic book, I go, yeah, that's probably full of like crazy shit like a guy fighting for 28 hours. 1.00

00:52:56.000 Kids like that shit. 1.00

00:52:57.000 Anyway, pathetic! 1.00

00:53:01.000 The fight only ended because Batman's will to never give up was enough to deter any more fighters from entering the contest. 0.91

00:53:07.000 His IQ is stated to be a 13th level intellect, or what is about 200 IQ points, putting him above Stephen Hawking and Albert Einstein, whose IQs are estimated to be between 160 and 180.

00:53:20.000 When do we end this?

00:53:21.000 What do you think? 1.00

00:53:22.000 He's going to be dumb? 1.00

00:53:24.000 He's a superhero. 1.00

00:53:25.000 Kids are reading about him.

00:53:27.000 Is he going to be mediocre?

00:53:28.000 Is he going to be able to lift like 140 pounds and have an IQ of like 105 and be okay at fighting?

00:53:35.000 That actually would be a funny superhero comic. 0.99

00:53:38.000 I guess they already did that with that kick-ass or whatever shit. 0.99

00:53:43.000 Who's oh, Robbins the skinhead now? 0.98

00:53:45.000 In the eight languages and 127 martial arts styles, he's mastered more believable, if not just a bit more.

00:53:51.000 But what really shows just how mentally and physically strong Batman is is a story that came to a climax in Batman issue 681, where Bruce hadn't slept for days and found himself trapped underground in a coffin while wearing a straitjacket that also had multiple locks on it.

00:54:08.000 With about 30 years of the money.

00:54:09.000 How's he going to get out of that?

00:54:11.000 Or left.

00:54:11.000 He better be good at getting out of law.

00:54:13.000 He must be so tired.

00:54:14.000 He was up for days, this drawing.

00:54:17.000 Mentioned in an older video.

00:54:19.000 Does this guy think Batman's real?

00:54:20.000 Is it like those guys who believe wrestling?

00:54:22.000 And if you tell them wrestling's fake, they want to fight you?

00:54:25.000 Hey, buddy, Batman's not real.

00:54:28.000 It's a drawing for kids.

00:54:31.000 Much less detail.

00:54:32.000 Bruce then flashed.

00:54:33.000 Santa Claus manages to travel the entire world, Western world, Christians mostly, in one night. 1.00

00:54:40.000 The amount of presence he has is estimated to weigh 6,042 tons.

00:54:46.000 He travels at over 7,000 miles an hour, visiting a total of 16 million homes.

00:54:55.000 He's amazing.

00:54:57.000 He's my favorite Christmas guy.

00:55:00.000 And Nander Parbat, where in order to completely hunt down and destroy any fears that were left in his mind, he underwent the Thogol ritual, which was an extremely dangerous form of meditation derived from a Tibetan tradition that few had ever completed.

00:55:16.000 Where one is isolated in a cave for 49 days, and in Batman's case, a large boulder was placed in front of the entrance, where one simulates their death over and over, leading to their eventual liberation from death and rebirth.

00:55:28.000 After completing the ritual, Batman remembers a meeting with a monk where he expressed that in order to protect his consciousness, he realized he could create a second personality as a backup.

00:55:39.000 The monk replied that Bruce was remarkable and expressed sorrow at having poisoned the taste.

00:55:43.000 Okay, he was drinking.

00:55:44.000 Jesus Lord in heaven above.

00:55:46.000 Excuse me, my blasphemy.

00:55:48.000 So this guy is impressed.

00:55:50.000 He's talking about Batman's mental strength.

00:55:52.000 We're given up.

00:55:53.000 We're done with the weightlifting.

00:55:55.000 And now his mental strength is so amazing that when one personality got overwhelmed, he made another guy.

00:56:05.000 And now he's, in a sense, he's twice as strong mentally, right? 1.00

00:56:09.000 You could fucking dump Batman A and Batman B would be like, oh, fuck, she was a bitch anyway, dude. 1.00

00:56:14.000 Don't worry about it. 1.00

00:56:17.000 How mentally strong can you get?

00:56:20.000 This is, I got it.

00:56:21.000 I'm just going to say this right now.

00:56:23.000 Out of all the drawings I've ever seen, this drawing is the most mentally strong drawing I've ever seen.

00:56:30.000 I'm not mentally strong.

00:56:31.000 I can't even say with the words mentally strong.

00:56:35.000 And chuckled that he had two minutes left to live.

00:56:37.000 Unfortunately for the monk, Bruce mentioned that not only had he inoculated himself against most toxins, but as a habit, he had also switched the monk's cup of tea and his own in the time that it took for the monk to blink.

00:56:49.000 And Bruce had also held an antidote that neutralized the effects of any toxin that he wasn't resistant to.

00:56:54.000 The average human eye blink lasts around 1 tenth of a second or 100 milliseconds, meaning that Batman, assuming he had to reach anywhere from 1 to 3 feet in front of him, would have to move his hands anywhere from 6.8 to over 20 miles per hour to barely make it unnoticed.

00:57:10.000 Which may not sound very impressive until we look at the reaction time required to time the monk's blink, as the best athletes' reaction times are usually between 120 and 160 milliseconds, with the world record being 101 milliseconds being too slow.

00:57:25.000 Making bad things.

00:57:26.000 Wait a minute, Zirk, we have a new superhero. 1.00

00:57:28.000 It's this fucking guy. 1.00

00:57:29.000 Talk about mentally strong. 1.00

00:57:31.000 You're breaking down the physics of a blink?

00:57:33.000 I'm lost now.

00:57:34.000 This is surpa.

00:57:35.000 This just went whoosh. 1.00

00:57:37.000 He's now analyzing some fucking blink fight with a monk and how many milliseconds it takes to close your fucking eyes. 0.99

00:57:46.000 I guarantee you the creators of this scene he's talking about are like, what the fuck is he talking about? 0.99

00:57:55.000 Have the best reaction time of any human. 0.84

00:57:57.000 After this, we then see Batman, while having a concoction of drugs and Joker venom running through his system, bench press a heavy pine coffin lid through an additional 600 pounds of soil in a rainstorm.

00:58:09.000 And it's looking at just how strong Batman is that gives us great.

00:58:13.000 How does he know it's 600 pounds of soil?

00:58:16.000 That must have taken a lot of research, a lot of work to figure out exactly when you push up a coffin, how deep you are and how much weight you're actually lifting.

00:58:25.000 You're not lifting the soil over here or the soil over here.

00:58:28.000 It's a strange sort of diameter You have to figure out.

00:58:32.000 Oh my God.

00:58:34.000 He's so strong. 1.00

00:58:36.000 By the way, no mention of the fact that Batman has a mask on during all this shit. 1.00

00:58:40.000 That's fucking impressive, too. 0.99

00:58:42.000 I never quite understood the Ku Klux Klan. 0.99

00:58:45.000 Is it the Ku Klux?

00:58:46.000 The KKK.

00:58:47.000 With those, how does the little eyes stay matched?

00:58:51.000 You know, I understand a Bella Clava where it's snug against your face, but those masks, those pointy hats look pretty loose.

00:58:58.000 And this guy's got, I assume, some sort of plastic thing, maybe rubber around his head.

00:59:03.000 That's pretty impressive.

00:59:04.000 Mention that, Fatso.

00:59:07.000 Greatest strength of this character.

00:59:09.000 Looking at the grueling training that Batman pushes himself through is what makes it a good thing.

00:59:13.000 I need to see what this man looks like.

00:59:16.000 And I need to see his bedroom.

00:59:18.000 Please, someone out there, help.

00:59:20.000 He acquired his strength and skill through pure effort and training.

00:59:24.000 He doesn't need any armor or powers to be a complete monster.

00:59:28.000 And this leads us to Batman's greatest strength.

00:59:30.000 After years of traveling the world, educating himself under men that money.

00:59:35.000 By the way, who is Batman?

00:59:38.000 Like the 50s guy, Adam West.

00:59:40.000 Is that Batman?

00:59:42.000 Are you impressed with him?

00:59:44.000 What about George Clooney?

00:59:46.000 What about who was the least Batman-y guy?

00:59:49.000 Michael Keaton.

00:59:51.000 Is he Batman?

00:59:53.000 Like, is there a Batman that you're focused in on?

00:59:56.000 I notice you're only using certain comic books and a video game and a cartoon.

01:00:01.000 Have you honed in on that Batman?

01:00:03.000 That's Batman?

01:00:04.000 What are the others?

01:00:05.000 Are they fictional?

01:00:09.000 Does he hate Adam West?

01:00:11.000 Because Adam West, if you watch the old cartoon, or not cartoons, you watch the old show, he could probably lift about 50 pounds.

01:00:20.000 He doesn't have 12 PhDs.

01:00:22.000 I think he has a high school diploma.

01:00:24.000 The greatest strength and genius of Batman is that it pretends to be realistic.

01:00:29.000 Batman is absolutely insane and sometimes it pretends to be realistic.

01:00:36.000 Says who? 0.65

01:00:38.000 It doesn't pretend to be remotely realistic.

01:00:40.000 Have you watched the past eight minutes of your video?

01:00:44.000 Not one thing you've shown has been remotely realistic.

01:00:48.000 He picked up a car.

01:00:49.000 He held up a thousand-pound roof.

01:00:51.000 He has 12 PhDs.

01:00:53.000 He locks himself in a cave for 49 days, putting Jesus Christ to shame.

01:01:00.000 That's realistic to you? 1.00

01:01:03.000 Completely ridiculous. 0.93

01:01:05.000 But the character has grown to be a symbol. 0.80

01:01:09.000 Batman. 0.99

01:01:09.000 I can't believe someone this ridiculous is saying the words completely ridiculous. 0.99

01:01:13.000 It pretends to be realistic. 1.00

01:01:15.000 Batman is absolutely insane and sometimes completely ridiculous. 0.87

01:01:20.000 But the character has grown to be a symbol for how far you can push yourself both mentally and physically. 0.97

01:01:26.000 No, no.

01:01:28.000 That's not what superheroes.

01:01:29.000 Superheroes are not meant to inspire you.

01:01:32.000 What is he inspiring me to do? 0.99

01:01:34.000 Go out at night in a fucking costume and beat up bad guys? 1.00

01:01:37.000 No one wants that. 1.00

01:01:38.000 No one expects that. 1.00

01:01:40.000 It's a fantasy for skinny losers.

01:01:44.000 Oftentimes people fall short of the willingness to do what's necessary to obtain their goals, which is where the story of one incredibly determined man comes in, serving as a widespread example of how much your brain and body is capable of learning. 0.91

01:02:00.000 Stop using your brain and body to analyze kids' stories.

01:02:06.000 Go use your brain and your body.

01:02:08.000 You like the sword fight scenes?

01:02:10.000 Go take sword fighting.

01:02:12.000 You like the martial arts?

01:02:13.000 Take jiu-jitsu. 1.00

01:02:14.000 You can do all of this shit. 1.00

01:02:16.000 You don't have to get stuck in a kid's fantasy analyzing the fucking mathematics and physics and numerics of all this made-up shit where the guy who made it up isn't even paying attention. 1.00

01:02:28.000 This is what drives me nuts about all this video games and superhero movies and drawing worship. 0.99

01:02:34.000 People are, it's almost blasphemous. 0.99

01:02:36.000 Like God gives you this ability to go out and experience life and you get stuck in the fucking matrix. 1.00

01:02:42.000 You get stuck in a drawing. 1.00

01:02:44.000 You get stuck in the fucking, what does Zuckerberg call it? 1.00

01:02:47.000 The meta. 1.00

01:02:48.000 Get out of the meta.

01:02:48.000 Get onto the streets.

01:02:52.000 Only dare to put in the effort to reach your goals.

01:02:55.000 But if none of this was enough to convince you that Batman is a symbol of true human potential, then I saved my best piece of evidence for last.

01:03:04.000 The human nervous system is learning and adapting to whatever you do.

01:03:09.000 And in order to maximize his time, wait a minute.

01:03:12.000 They just showed what's happening.

01:03:16.000 Yeah.

01:03:16.000 Okay, so now the movies count.

01:03:19.000 So all the movies count, all the video games, all the comic books.

01:03:23.000 I think everything but Adam West.

01:03:25.000 Is that what we're doing here?

01:03:26.000 Is that Superman?

01:03:28.000 I mean, sorry, Batman?

01:03:29.000 To maximize his time, Bruce has pushed his nervous system to get used to polyphasic sleeping.

01:03:35.000 Where like Leonardo da Vinci, he only takes short naps throughout the day, sometimes last night.

01:03:40.000 Yes, do you know what that's called?

01:03:41.000 Being a Chinese guy. 0.99

01:03:45.000 Chinese people play fucking mahjong and cards all night drinking tea, and they're so exhausted the next day that they take cat naps everywhere. 1.00

01:03:54.000 Just the culture of 1 billion people. 1.00

01:03:57.000 I'm not impressed, Batman.

01:03:59.000 Five minutes to one hour. 1.00

01:04:01.000 How pathetic are you? 0.99

01:04:02.000 The most impressive part of this, the most smoking gun of how awesome this drawing is is that it naps. 1.00

01:04:08.000 Ooh, I'm scared. 1.00

01:04:10.000 You're almost as deadly as a fucking doctor in their first internship. 1.00

01:04:15.000 What's it called? 1.00

01:04:16.000 What doctors do? 1.00

01:04:17.000 Whatever, that thing where they work 24 hours at the beginning, the hospital.

01:04:21.000 Has gotten his body used to going 80 hours with no sleep.

01:04:25.000 Watch this video if you want to see it.

01:04:27.000 Mean like a metaphor.

01:04:28.000 All right, that's enough.

01:04:29.000 I sort of summarized it towards the end there about 20 seconds ago.

01:04:35.000 Get out of the meta, get onto the streets.

01:04:37.000 All of these things that you love looking at can be yours.

01:04:41.000 God gave you a gift. 1.00

01:04:43.000 The only person who could get away with this shit would be some cripple like Crip Daddy. 1.00

01:04:47.000 And what does he do? 1.00

01:04:48.000 He makes fun of losers like this. 0.99

01:04:50.000 Jesus. 0.98

01:05:04.000 Let's stop saying Jesus all the time.

01:05:05.000 Taking the Lord's name in vain.

01:05:07.000 It's really tough.

01:05:08.000 We've been programmed to use that as basically an expletive.

01:05:10.000 It's not a good look, Gas.

01:05:12.000 No.

01:05:15.000 All right, let's keep things light with a fun look at.

01:05:19.000 Actually, you know what?

01:05:20.000 We should do now.

01:05:21.000 Coi.

01:05:22.000 Hmm.

01:05:23.000 Feminism or COVID? 1.00

01:05:24.000 Feminism or COVID? 1.00

01:05:25.000 I choose feminism. 1.00

01:05:28.000 Alrighty.

01:05:29.000 Who here identifies as a feminist? 1.00

01:05:31.000 We are the storm.

01:05:33.000 The very form of change that the world has been waiting for.

01:05:40.000 You said I was too pretty to fight.

01:05:45.000 That's toxic masculinity. 1.00

01:05:47.000 You don't realize how your behavior is hurtful.

01:05:52.000 That's a banger.

01:05:53.000 Somebody asked what song that is.

01:05:54.000 That's 10 years after I'd Love to Change the World.

01:05:57.000 Also mixed with a remix of it by Jeddah.

01:06:00.000 So When It Kicks In and the Boobs. 1.00

01:06:04.000 The boobs that you looked at when you made that video. 0.98

01:06:07.000 I looked away. 0.84

01:06:09.000 It's basically focused on the feminism here because... 1.00

01:06:11.000 Did your wife bring up that we spoke to her on the show and talked about your disgusting perversions? 0.99

01:06:17.000 No. 1.00

01:06:18.000 You fucking pervert. 1.00

01:06:20.000 You probably like tits. 1.00

01:06:21.000 You're such a fag. 1.00

01:06:22.000 No, no, they're disgusting. 1.00

01:06:24.000 No, you love them. 1.00

01:06:25.000 You probably like to kiss them on the lips. 0.99

01:06:29.000 Nipples are tit-lips. 0.98

01:06:30.000 That's true. 0.96

01:06:31.000 Oh, that reminds me.

01:06:32.000 Titlips are playing at Mercury Lounge on Thursday.

01:06:35.000 I got us tickets.

01:06:36.000 You did?

01:06:37.000 I did.

01:06:41.000 This we have to show.

01:06:42.000 It's going around.

01:06:43.000 It's the talk of the town.

01:06:46.000 Woman is. 1.00

01:06:47.000 Wait, go ahead.

01:06:48.000 Woman is. 1.00

01:06:49.000 Okay, it's a bad cut.

01:06:51.000 I believe that everyone can identify for themselves.

01:06:55.000 Okay.

01:06:57.000 Do you believe then that men can become pregnant and have abortions?

01:07:02.000 Yes.

01:07:03.000 Woman is. 1.00

01:07:06.000 I remember in the punk scene in the 80s, we had people like that.

01:07:10.000 Radical, they were called feminist separatists, where they didn't want men to be in their life at all. 0.92

01:07:16.000 They wouldn't shake men's hands and stuff.

01:07:18.000 And we were like, that's part of our quirky scene.

01:07:20.000 We have a weird scene with total freaks, vegans, and raw foodists.

01:07:24.000 And that was part of this sort of anarcho-punk scene in the 80s.

01:07:27.000 Now, they're talking to congressmen.

01:07:30.000 They're in the White House.

01:07:32.000 They're part of the body politic. 0.99

01:07:34.000 You talk about white supremacy as a poison. 1.00

01:07:36.000 That's a fucking poison. 1.00

01:07:38.000 And it's everywhere. 1.00

01:07:40.000 I looked her up. 1.00

01:07:40.000 I was like, who is this bitch? 1.00

01:07:41.000 Why do we give a fuck what she has to say? 1.00

01:07:43.000 And she's just some overeducated human rights fucking more PhDs than Batman. 1.00

01:07:51.000 And she currently serves as the co-president of Fund Texas Choice, a practical support abortion fund, and on the advisory council of ReproAction, a new direct action group forming to increase access to abortion and advanced reproductive justice. 1.00

01:08:08.000 Even the description of her fucking job is written in that stupid gobbledygook. 0.99

01:08:14.000 So the radicals are mainstream. 1.00

01:08:16.000 That might be another name for today's show.

01:08:19.000 It's even better than Titlip. 0.65

01:08:23.000 And we've got Bozzy, funny example of body positivity.

01:08:27.000 It only goes one way, you see.

01:08:30.000 Look at that.

01:08:30.000 This is not fake.

01:08:32.000 I looked this up. 1.00

01:08:33.000 Women can be fat pigs. 1.00

01:08:35.000 It's cool. 1.00

01:08:36.000 Men have to be perfect. 0.98

01:08:37.000 Do you know how fucking hard it would be to get those abs? 0.99

01:08:40.000 Especially for a 51-year-old. 0.98

01:08:42.000 They talk about women having an unattainable body image. 1.00

01:08:45.000 I don't know if I could get like that second guy, Jockey.

01:08:49.000 I don't think I could get that without testosterone.

01:08:52.000 Like, even if I worked out five hours a day.

01:08:55.000 You would just have to make your diet miserable. 0.99

01:08:58.000 Oh, my diet's pretty fucking miserable. 0.99

01:09:01.000 My diet is Gatorade and beer. 0.98

01:09:04.000 And I've been drinking hard liquor, but not in a big way, but just to get some flavor.

01:09:09.000 Snake juice. 0.78

01:09:11.000 Oh, yeah, this disgusting snake.

01:09:13.000 No, I can't bear it anymore. 0.99

01:09:14.000 It's sort of like I went, tried the keto diet with all meat, and I was sitting down with my plate, and I had like bacon and ham and a patty, and I was like, this is fucking gross. 0.95

01:09:24.000 It's a lot of fat. 0.99

01:09:27.000 It sucks. 0.96

01:09:27.000 It'd be like avocado, asparagus, chicken, and like mayonnaise. 0.96

01:09:32.000 No, I was going to spar today, and I'm usually scared of sparring.

01:09:37.000 It's sort of like in high school where they go, Clinton Bedecki wants to fight you.

01:09:40.000 You guys are meeting him by the abandoned baseball diamond after school.

01:09:44.000 And the whole day you're like, oh, I have a fight.

01:09:50.000 It's so much worse than the actual fight.

01:09:52.000 It's almost like getting a shot. 0.99

01:09:54.000 I wish he would just sucker punch me in the hall. 0.99

01:09:57.000 And I don't have to go all day.

01:09:59.000 So I usually have the on Thursday nights for sparring on Friday.

01:10:04.000 Not this time.

01:10:05.000 You know why? 0.99

01:10:06.000 My life is so shitty that I don't give a fuck. 1.00

01:10:10.000 Kill me. 1.00

01:10:11.000 Kill me. 1.00

01:10:12.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:10:12.000 It's like Mercedes says in prison. 1.00

01:10:14.000 She goes, I wish they dropped a bomb on this place and kill us all. 1.00

01:10:17.000 Go ahead. 1.00

01:10:18.000 What are you going to do? 1.00

01:10:18.000 Punch me in the head? 1.00

01:10:19.000 I don't like my head. 0.98

01:10:22.000 I don't like what's in it.

01:10:23.000 I'd rather a headache than this tummy ache I have.

01:10:26.000 I actually don't have a tummy ache.

01:10:27.000 Do you have a tummy ache?

01:10:28.000 I did earlier.

01:10:29.000 Now it just feels like a black hole.

01:10:33.000 I feel full.

01:10:34.000 It's weird.

01:10:35.000 Yeah, me too.

01:10:36.000 Yeah.

01:10:38.000 It's sort of like you know when you touch boiling hot water and it feels cold?

01:10:42.000 Because it like goes...

01:10:43.000 It shocks you real quick? 1.00

01:10:45.000 Yeah, it sort of goes full circle and now your body's like, what the fuck? 1.00

01:10:48.000 Is that freezing or cold? 0.99

01:10:49.000 Or hot?

01:10:50.000 I sort of feel like I'm so... 0.79

01:10:51.000 Maybe I'm like those biafran children with the distended bellies. 1.00

01:10:56.000 Actually, I can kind of push it out quite a bit.

01:11:00.000 I've lost six pounds.

01:11:02.000 Like, I said that on the show yesterday, but your pants probably fit better, right?

01:11:06.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:11:06.000 I've lost two pounds.

01:11:07.000 I used to have more of a gorilla belly.

01:11:09.000 Yeah.

01:11:11.000 You have no side fat.

01:11:12.000 You have, like, no glove handles.

01:11:14.000 That used to be more like this.

01:11:16.000 Oh, it just hurt to do.

01:11:19.000 So my wife said that. 0.97

01:11:20.000 She goes, you look more like a chimp than a gorilla. 0.93

01:11:23.000 That's good. 0.95

01:11:24.000 Thanks, honey.

01:11:25.000 You're going up the ranks. 1.00

01:11:26.000 You look like a fat bitch. 1.00

01:11:32.000 That's a death sentence. 1.00

01:11:34.000 Imagine.

01:11:34.000 Oh, my God.

01:11:35.000 You guys know, fellas. 0.89

01:11:36.000 Saying anything remotely negative about your wife is a death sentence. 1.00

01:11:39.000 My fucking face fat's melting away. 1.00

01:11:42.000 Like, I used to have just a swollen Bobby Lee kind of look to me, but now you look like Batman. 1.00

01:11:50.000 Whoa.

01:11:50.000 Did you know Batman can bench press a thousand pounds?

01:11:53.000 Didn't know that.

01:11:54.000 The world record's 777 pounds.

01:11:56.000 That's wild.

01:11:57.000 He's with the strongest drawing.

01:12:00.000 Well, wait a minute.

01:12:01.000 What if I draw someone bench pressing 1,001 pounds?

01:12:05.000 What if I draw...

01:12:06.000 Now I got the strongest drawing. 0.98

01:12:08.000 What if I draw Hitler banging his mom? 0.81

01:12:10.000 Would he be like, I can't believe Hitler banging it actually happened?

01:12:14.000 Oh, no.

01:12:15.000 Mom, are you okay?

01:12:17.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:12:17.000 Hitler's back from the grave and he raped you. 1.00

01:12:21.000 See, there's a lot of things that happen in fan comics that I think don't license Batman, but they do like fan shit. 0.99

01:12:29.000 And he discounts that probably. 0.61

01:12:31.000 He's like, it's not canon.

01:12:32.000 It's not real research. 0.99

01:12:33.000 Well, I remember Terry Richardson back in the early aughts would rent Halloween costumes and then have people fucking suck in them. 1.00

01:12:41.000 And in his book, Terry World, there's pictures of Robin sucking Batman's dick. 0.99

01:12:48.000 Yeah, that's not canon. 0.99

01:12:49.000 Did that happen?

01:12:50.000 That's not canon.

01:12:52.000 Well, like Adam West, is he... 0.93

01:12:54.000 What if he shits his pants? 0.99

01:12:56.000 Did Batman shit his pants? 1.00

01:13:01.000 Last item on feminism is skateboarding. 1.00

01:13:06.000 Oh, God.

01:13:09.000 Imagine having, like, a $600 Batman costume.

01:13:15.000 That's pretty bad. 0.99

01:13:16.000 That's pretty fucking sad. 0.95

01:13:17.000 I mean, Spider-Man. 0.98

01:13:18.000 You know, the only thing sadder than having a $600 Batman costume?

01:13:21.000 Walking around in it like you're a badass.

01:13:24.000 Remember that dude?

01:13:26.000 He was across the street and he was waving to cars as they went by dressed as Spider-Man. 1.00

01:13:30.000 And he waved at us and I went, get a fucking job. 0.99

01:13:34.000 And he goes, no. 1.00

01:13:37.000 Touche. 0.96

01:13:41.000 Yeah, so I always said skateboarding would be the last to go with meritocracy because it's so fucking hard. 0.91

01:13:50.000 It hurts too. 0.98

01:13:51.000 Women don't like that kind of pain. 1.00

01:13:52.000 They can handle different types of pain, like giving birth and getting tattooed, they don't mind.

01:13:57.000 But little sharp punches, they don't like.

01:13:59.000 They don't like little zips.

01:14:00.000 They like like pain. 0.99

01:14:03.000 They could probably last 49 days in a cave, for example, where we would go, get me the fuck out of here. 0.99

01:14:08.000 But we can take a beating. 0.84

01:14:09.000 And skateboarding is taking a beating.

01:14:12.000 So that's still somewhat intact, I think.

01:14:16.000 Like if you can do an ole McFlip or whatever the kids are doing these days, they don't really care what gender you are.

01:14:22.000 But men are obviously better than women at it. 1.00

01:14:24.000 So the top skateboarders are still the top skateboarders for now. 0.99

01:14:28.000 But other shit is getting woke. 0.98

01:14:30.000 Like independent trucks. 0.99

01:14:31.000 You remember independent trucks that have this?

01:14:33.000 I learned this from a baby monster.

01:14:34.000 It's like the Iron Cross. 1.00

01:14:36.000 It comes from like the Pope or some shit. 0.99

01:14:40.000 They were told it was racist. 0.99

01:14:41.000 And by the way, when I say they were told, I mean like a couple tweets.

01:14:44.000 So they've changed their logo, their iconic skateboard logo.

01:14:47.000 They've changed it because it's too racist.

01:14:50.000 And now they're attacking, yeah, they're attacking, they're making skateboarding woke by having trans men dominate it. 0.95

01:14:59.000 So it's just like swimming. 1.00

01:15:01.000 And now we have men with long hair and I don't even know if they have fake tits. 1.00

01:15:07.000 But this one girl is fighting back. 1.00

01:15:10.000 I hope this is indicative of a pattern here.

01:15:12.000 Female skateboarder skateboarded. 1.00

01:15:15.000 Taylor Silverman is speaking out after placing second to a male competitor who identifies as a woman at the Red Bull Cornerstone Contest.

01:15:23.000 Silverman and a few other female skateboarders were robbed of their achievements and prize money that was meant for women. 0.62

01:15:29.000 How is this controversial?

01:15:31.000 Jesus.

01:15:32.000 Oh, I just said Jesus again.

01:15:34.000 How is this controversial?

01:15:35.000 We're sitting there in the house talking about how men can have abortions and now men can be top female skaters.

01:15:42.000 Female athlete, I've been... 0.58

01:15:44.000 And I would say it's particularly difficult for women to dominate in skateboarding. 1.00

01:15:50.000 I mean, when you think of the pro skateboarders, even when you see female skateboarders that are the top of the game, they suck. 0.99

01:15:57.000 It's like women's soccer. 1.00

01:15:58.000 So it must be pretty fucking difficult to get up there. 0.97

01:16:02.000 Wait, is that the guy? 0.96

01:16:03.000 I don't know if this is a joke.

01:16:04.000 No, I don't know if this is the one specifically.

01:16:07.000 Just said LGBTQ skate. 0.84

01:16:10.000 I think it's for real.

01:16:12.000 That looks pretty real.

01:16:13.000 I can't tell if it's a joke or not.

01:16:16.000 Forgive me for not taking you seriously, ma'am. 1.00

01:16:20.000 I like how she's kind of a tomboy.

01:16:23.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:16:26.000 I'm a girl, but sometimes I just wear jeans and a t-shirt and I have short hair.

01:16:30.000 Oh, you mean you're a guy? 1.00

01:16:32.000 I'm a tomboy with a penis. 1.00

01:16:36.000 Yeah, see, even the gays suck at it. 1.00

01:16:40.000 It's not easy. 1.00

01:16:42.000 But go back to that thing?

01:16:45.000 I want to see who beat her. 1.00

01:16:48.000 I've been in three different contests.

01:16:50.000 At the latest contest, I placed second.

01:16:52.000 The trans competitor who took $1,000 in qualifiers, $3,000 in finals, and the $1,000 in Best Trick.

01:16:58.000 This total $5,000 of prize money meant for female athletes.

01:17:03.000 I took $1,000 and blah, blah, blah.

01:17:05.000 The girl who took third received $750.

01:17:09.000 The girl who deserved $1,000 for Best Trek took nothing, along with whoever would have placed third.

01:17:13.000 I deserve to be placed first.

01:17:16.000 And I reached out to Red Bull and was ignored.

01:17:18.000 What's the next one?

01:17:19.000 I'm sick of being bullied into silence.

01:17:21.000 Yes.

01:17:22.000 You go, girl.

01:17:25.000 Hi, Eric.

01:17:26.000 I hope all is well with you.

01:17:27.000 I'm reaching out in hopes of being directed to the right person to express my concerns about Kurt.

01:17:30.000 Blah, blah, blah.

01:17:30.000 Well, that's just the same thing again, right?

01:17:32.000 Let's see if we can find out who beat her. 1.00

01:17:34.000 I'm looking in this post article.

01:17:37.000 I want to see that.

01:17:38.000 Remember that picture?

01:17:39.000 Remember that video we showed? 0.98

01:17:42.000 Of the trans guy destroying the chick? 0.98

01:17:46.000 That chick? 1.00

01:17:49.000 No, that's not the chick. 0.94

01:17:51.000 That's a chick chick, I believe, right? 0.99

01:17:53.000 Or is that a convincing...

01:17:55.000 Oh, no, she won the first.

01:17:56.000 So that's it.

01:17:58.000 That's the guy.

01:17:59.000 Wait.

01:17:59.000 In the middle.

01:18:00.000 Oh, that's the guy in the middle?

01:18:01.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:18:05.000 He looks like just a very ugly chick. 1.00

01:18:09.000 You sure that's it? 0.99

01:18:10.000 Well, that's her, Silverman, right?

01:18:12.000 Second place.

01:18:16.000 And then that's the first place.

01:18:18.000 And it's linked in this article here, so I would assume.

01:18:20.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, that's definitely it.

01:18:22.000 So who is this dude?

01:18:24.000 Go back up to the top.

01:18:26.000 Let's see the guy who is stealing money from women. 0.97

01:18:31.000 I love the new feminism. 1.00

01:18:32.000 You steal women's money and trivialize their accomplishments. 0.99

01:18:35.000 Lillian Gallagher.

01:18:36.000 Ooh, profile removed.

01:18:38.000 Lillian Gallagher.

01:18:39.000 Ooh, that's interesting.

01:18:43.000 Gallagher her.

01:18:45.000 The skater.

01:18:51.000 Okay.

01:18:52.000 Okay.

01:18:53.000 All right.

01:18:53.000 This is boring.

01:18:54.000 We're not doing good TV here right now.

01:18:56.000 Is that...

01:18:57.000 No.

01:18:58.000 Revealed.

01:18:59.000 Moment transgender skateboarder Lillian Galler takes top place, clicking and finding out. 0.98

01:19:04.000 I deserve to be first.

01:19:06.000 Video shows trans skater winning.

01:19:08.000 Yeah, that is her.

01:19:09.000 On the top.

01:19:10.000 Oh my god.

01:19:11.000 That made it worth it, didn't it?

01:19:13.000 Jeez.

01:19:14.000 Right when I'm worried that we're wasting everyone's time, we get the jewel of the Nile.

01:19:19.000 Where do you take the queen from? 1.00

01:19:21.000 Yeah.

01:19:22.000 In reality?

01:19:25.000 It's a one-way ticket, huh?

01:19:26.000 That's a woman. 1.00

01:19:27.000 That's Silverman, yeah.

01:19:28.000 She won.

01:19:30.000 In reality.

01:19:32.000 What an absolute mess.

01:19:36.000 I want to hear that dude talk.

01:19:38.000 Yeah, let's see if I can find an interview.

01:19:42.000 All right.

01:19:44.000 That's going to bring us to...

01:19:45.000 We're going to have to do a long show. 0.61

01:19:47.000 I really spread shit out with that Batman, but I'm not going to see you until Monday. 0.90

01:19:51.000 You get to see young me. 0.97

01:19:53.000 It's funny when you're 50.

01:19:55.000 I remember my dad asked me this.

01:19:56.000 He goes, how do you feel?

01:19:57.000 And I go, I don't know.

01:20:00.000 What age do you feel?

01:20:01.000 And I didn't know what he meant.

01:20:02.000 I meant, I was probably like 48 when he asked me that.

01:20:06.000 And now that I'm 51, I'm like, I am 34.

01:20:10.000 I feel 34.

01:20:11.000 When I look at 34-year-olds, I'm like, hello, fellow 34-year-old.

01:20:15.000 How are you today?

01:20:17.000 Which brings me back to the boxing thing.

01:20:20.000 I showed up.

01:20:21.000 There was no one there for sparring.

01:20:24.000 And so the coach had me do body bags.

01:20:26.000 Do you know what those are?

01:20:28.000 A guy wears like a protective thing here, and you punch him as hard as you can, and he deeks you out. 0.76

01:20:35.000 And then you do that for three rounds, and then he puts on the body bag, and you hit him.

01:20:40.000 And I had to stop after three rounds.

01:20:42.000 Like I was going to faint.

01:20:45.000 Yeah.

01:20:45.000 Have you worked out since you've been dying of starvation?

01:20:48.000 I have not.

01:20:48.000 Not at all?

01:20:49.000 No.

01:20:50.000 I've just started to feel kind of okay, but I feel weak.

01:20:54.000 But I'm going to go in there and do some trigger sets.

01:20:58.000 Dude, I've been working out non-stop.

01:21:00.000 Nice.

01:21:01.000 The only thing I didn't do was burpees yesterday because I almost fainted standing up fast.

01:21:07.000 See, I'm a little scared because there's two schools of thought.

01:21:12.000 One is that if you break down muscle, you don't have the input, like the food input to rebuild it again.

01:21:17.000 So you're just leaving your muscles in a worse spot.

01:21:21.000 But if they say if you do light workouts, you're not in danger of that.

01:21:24.000 But that's kind of the theory that I heard. 0.84

01:21:25.000 So I don't really want to fuck with that and be an experiment. 0.89

01:21:29.000 But you know what's funny about this skateboard chick is that this is the only that win is the only thing that she's so she might have been a nobody. 1.00

01:21:38.000 He might have been a nobody.

01:21:38.000 Oh, that's what's going on, dude.

01:21:40.000 He's a nobody. 0.92

01:21:41.000 Joey Gallagher was a mediocre skateboarder. 0.87

01:21:45.000 Yes.

01:21:46.000 Just like Lee-Ann Phillips.

01:21:47.000 Literally didn't exist before that.

01:21:49.000 I'm looking at images.

01:21:50.000 I'm looking at videos.

01:21:50.000 Can't find it.

01:21:51.000 This is the only two things.

01:21:53.000 Yeah, Leah.

01:21:54.000 What's her name?

01:21:55.000 Leah Phillips?

01:21:56.000 That swimmer.

01:21:57.000 She was like number 500 on the college male swim rankings.

01:22:02.000 And now she's number one.

01:22:04.000 She has no good pictures with her with a proper aspect ratio.

01:22:08.000 So that's how you know she's nobody.

01:22:11.000 Red Bull allows man to win girl competition.

01:22:13.000 That's based.

01:22:15.000 You know what we should try to get into here?

01:22:17.000 Making a fake Skype account and stuff and doing a fake Miles McInnes show?

01:22:23.000 Dude.

01:22:26.000 Sounds good.

01:22:29.000 That sounds good.

01:22:32.000 We'll get fake emails and we'll say, hey, we're calling you from the Trends Awareness Hour.

01:22:38.000 Can you come on our show?

01:22:40.000 And then I'll just be Miles and we'll interview that skateboarder and go, dude, you were awesome.

01:22:46.000 I mean, sorry, not dude.

01:22:47.000 Chick, you were, what do we call you? 1.00

01:22:50.000 Well, maybe she's one of those chicks that like to be called dude, so she could be like, she's like, yeah, my friends are guys.

01:22:55.000 She's a tomboy. 1.00

01:22:56.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:22:57.000 I don't really get along with girls. 1.00

01:22:58.000 Yeah, I'm basically a dude.

01:23:00.000 Yeah.

01:23:00.000 You can call me dude.

01:23:01.000 I like being called dude, bro.

01:23:02.000 And it's like, so what?

01:23:04.000 I'm so not your average chick.

01:23:06.000 I'm basically a guy. 1.00

01:23:07.000 For example, I have a penis. 1.00

01:23:09.000 So this is. 0.99

01:23:11.000 All right, no sponsors, no shouts, age, gender, whatever.

01:23:14.000 I don't even know what age you are, but I know you're a female, that's for sure. 1.00

01:23:17.000 Global rank, 1088.

01:23:19.000 That doesn't sound good.

01:23:20.000 It doesn't sound good, no, but who knows?

01:23:22.000 She probably, you know, that probably upped her ranking winning this thing. 1.00

01:23:25.000 Her only, you know, results are this fucking thing. 0.99

01:23:29.000 First, first place, blah, blah, blah. 0.99

01:23:31.000 This one three years ago, third in Red Bull Cornerstone.

01:23:33.000 That's interesting.

01:23:34.000 Well, click on that.

01:23:35.000 See if it was still...

01:23:36.000 Maybe he had a different name then.

01:23:39.000 Third removed.

01:23:42.000 That's sketchy when you're the only one that doesn't show up there.

01:23:45.000 But this was an all-female one, looks like. 1.00

01:23:47.000 You know what happened?

01:23:49.000 This went viral.

01:23:50.000 Red Bull doesn't have an opinion per se on trance.

01:23:52.000 They just want as little backlash as possible.

01:23:54.000 And this has started backlash, so they just deleted her.

01:23:57.000 Right.

01:23:58.000 All right, let's get to LGBTQ because we're already there.

01:24:02.000 I love you. 0.83

01:24:06.000 Why are you gay? 1.00

01:24:08.000 I felt ugly. 0.99

01:24:08.000 I felt gay. 0.99

01:24:09.000 And then we fell in love. 0.99

01:24:11.000 And then they eat the poop poop.

01:24:12.000 And we have a very good relationship. 0.97

01:24:16.000 You don't want to see a close-up picture of my animals because you ain't gay me. 1.00

01:24:20.000 You ugly. 1.00

01:24:21.000 Homophobal alert. 0.99

01:24:23.000 We're going to be off for Memorial Day.

01:24:26.000 That's not this weekend, but next weekend.

01:24:28.000 So we're doing some long shows This week to get you nice and full, but be prepared to go on a GOML hunger strike Monday and Tuesday.

01:24:36.000 We'll probably bang some mailbags or something.

01:24:39.000 I'm warning you: in like 10 days, you're going to get hit right in the gut with Gavi hunger pains.

01:24:47.000 Gav withdrawals.

01:24:49.000 You were going to catch a bad case of Gaviitis. 0.99

01:24:54.000 This is a really cool video I saw of a woman who almost cut her tits off and then decided not to. 0.99

01:25:00.000 This is called, folks at home, a lesbian. 1.00

01:25:04.000 A lesbian is a lot like a gay dude. 1.00

01:25:06.000 It's called same-sex attraction. 0.92

01:25:09.000 It's unfortunate, sort of like being an albino, but it's not the end of the world.

01:25:14.000 It's like manageable diabetes.

01:25:15.000 It's the end of your bloodline.

01:25:17.000 It's the end of your bloodline. 1.00

01:25:18.000 So that sucks. 0.99

01:25:19.000 That's basically the worst part. 0.90

01:25:23.000 Like, I got a fight with an old friend from back in the early aughts when I first moved to New York. 0.70

01:25:27.000 We keep in touch sometimes, and she's like, I go, gay is not good. 1.00

01:25:31.000 Like, it's by definition not normal. 0.93

01:25:33.000 But I don't hate gays. 0.67

01:25:35.000 I just think it's unfortunate. 0.92

01:25:36.000 I use the albino analogy.

01:25:38.000 Like, it's like worse than being left-handed. 0.99

01:25:41.000 But no one gives a fuck if you're left-handed. 0.98

01:25:44.000 It's just, there's not as many things designed for you. 0.99

01:25:48.000 And she said, I might just, we never really spoke after this.

01:25:52.000 It was kind of the end of our friendship. 0.89

01:25:53.000 She goes, I hope your kids become gay so you can see how beautiful these people are. 1.00

01:25:59.000 And I go, you just wish that I don't have grandkids, you fucking bitch. 1.00

01:26:03.000 Yeah, you just killed people. 1.00

01:26:04.000 You just killed my grandkids. 1.00

01:26:06.000 Fucking bitch. 1.00

01:26:07.000 And I'm also offended by the assumption that I would go like, you know what? 1.00

01:26:12.000 I used to hate gays, and then you became a gay, and now I get it. 1.00

01:26:17.000 Gays are people. 1.00

01:26:18.000 Like, what do you think I am, you fucking cunt? 1.00

01:26:21.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:26:22.000 Nick Mullen said a funny thing about somebody wishes because he makes retard jokes. 1.00

01:26:27.000 And he's like, I hope that your kids turn out to be retarded. 1.00

01:26:30.000 And he's like, you're not wishing a retard upon me. 1.00

01:26:32.000 You're wishing me upon a retard. 1.00

01:26:34.000 I'm still going to be a dick. 0.99

01:26:37.000 Also, you're saying it's a bad thing. 0.99

01:26:40.000 Yeah.

01:26:40.000 Like, you want to hurt me.

01:26:41.000 Right, right. 0.95

01:26:42.000 You want to hurt me? 0.99

01:26:44.000 You think it's bad to be retarded? 1.00

01:26:45.000 I hope you get stuck with a fucking retard. 1.00

01:26:49.000 Because they're great? 1.00

01:26:51.000 Yeah.

01:26:51.000 Wait, what?

01:26:53.000 Whose side are you on, you evil bitch? 1.00

01:26:55.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:26:55.000 Retards are wonderful. 1.00

01:26:56.000 Here, I'm going to throw one at you just to ruin your fucking life. 1.00

01:27:01.000 Thanks. 1.00

01:27:02.000 All right, take it away. 0.98

01:27:03.000 Normal lesbian. 1.00

01:27:07.000 So I'm going to get into trans and mental delusion and everything because what? 0.97

01:27:17.000 She's got to get the tattoo in. 0.99

01:27:19.000 They love their tats, the lesbians. 1.00

01:27:21.000 Just like this one. 0.99

01:27:22.000 Oh, my God, you guys.

01:27:24.000 I just misgendered a student.

01:27:26.000 Also, I have a hand tattoo.

01:27:27.000 I don't know if you noticed.

01:27:28.000 Yeah.

01:27:28.000 She just kind of squeezing.

01:27:30.000 Hey, guys, I just thought that maybe you should...

01:27:34.000 Ah, I got an itch. 0.98

01:27:36.000 Look at that weird, awkward angle where she's like, by the way, there's a fucking skull on my shoulder. 0.99

01:27:42.000 Hey, guys, I just got to tell you that. 0.98

01:27:46.000 Hey, guys, I just... 1.00

01:27:48.000 Oh, fuck. 1.00

01:27:49.000 My ass. 1.00

01:27:51.000 My ass has a tattoo of an ass with a tattoo of an ass on its ass. 1.00

01:27:55.000 Hey, guys, I just wanted to maybe just kind of come clean about a couple things. 1.00

01:28:02.000 Speaking of retards, what is that? 1.00

01:28:04.000 Just a smiley face? 0.84

01:28:05.000 That's a smiley face.

01:28:06.000 We all got it when we were drunk.

01:28:07.000 I drew that.

01:28:08.000 Oh, you drew.

01:28:09.000 You drew that smiley face?

01:28:11.000 Yeah, I did.

01:28:11.000 That's an even tougher drawing than Batman.

01:28:14.000 Yeah, it probably is a little tougher than Batman, but, you know.

01:28:17.000 Yeah.

01:28:17.000 Oh.

01:28:18.000 My lips are so chapped.

01:28:20.000 I still am so blown away that I never knew that about you.

01:28:23.000 That's so bizarre.

01:28:24.000 And I know you like to play it cool.

01:28:26.000 Like, you're like...

01:28:27.000 Who cares?

01:28:28.000 But you know it's a big deal.

01:28:29.000 It's a huge deal.

01:28:31.000 Me having a tattoo on my inner lip is a huge, huge deal.

01:28:34.000 What should I get?

01:28:35.000 Because I'm going to get one.

01:28:36.000 I'll film it.

01:28:37.000 And then I'll write it off for the show.

01:28:40.000 What?

01:28:41.000 A similar idea?

01:28:42.000 Yeah, yeah. 1.00

01:28:43.000 Bullshit. 1.00

01:28:44.000 Oh, come on. 1.00

01:28:45.000 No, no, hear me out.

01:28:46.000 So someone goes, that's great.

01:28:48.000 You want me to be honest?

01:28:50.000 I was scared.

01:28:51.000 I was scared of losing her.

01:28:52.000 And you're just like, hmm.

01:28:54.000 Yeah, that's great.

01:28:55.000 Okay, wait.

01:28:56.000 I did this for gossip.

01:28:58.000 So they go, she had an abortion on Christmas Eve. 1.00

01:29:01.000 And I go, yeah.

01:29:03.000 But the few times I tried it, it derails the whole conversation.

01:29:06.000 They go, oh, did that hurt?

01:29:08.000 And then we're not hearing the gossip anymore.

01:29:10.000 Yeah. 0.99

01:29:11.000 I'll get bullshit on there. 0.99

01:29:12.000 All right, let's hear a little bit more of this cool, normal lesbian and the fact that we live in the Middle East now where lesbians are encouraged not to be themselves and to fucking pretend to be men. 1.00

01:29:21.000 Before, when I was in my early 20s, I lived in Olympia, Washington, and I had a girlfriend at the time, and she told me, you are a boy. 0.88

01:29:37.000 And I was like, not so sure about that.

01:29:40.000 But she pressed it and pressed it enough.

01:29:44.000 She's like, look at the way you dress. 0.73

01:29:46.000 Look at your mannerisms.

01:29:48.000 Look at the way you talk.

01:29:49.000 I'm like, okay, well, I still talk the same.

01:29:55.000 Still have these same mannerisms.

01:29:58.000 I mean, today I wear boots and jeans.

01:30:00.000 With them, I brought it.

01:30:01.000 God, I know you're a woman because you go on and on and on. 1.00

01:30:06.000 Can you skip ahead a little bit?

01:30:08.000 Some days I wear boots and jeans.

01:30:10.000 So, you know, went with that little acceptance.

01:30:15.000 Oh my gosh.

01:30:17.000 Really enjoy just being me.

01:30:19.000 I look at the younger generation today and what they're doing to kids and how easy it is for their minds and to just flop that.

01:30:31.000 And it is.

01:30:32.000 It's like a mental delusion.

01:30:35.000 Because I was a full-ass grown adult convinced by one person.

01:30:40.000 Their friends supported me and it was like instant.

01:30:44.000 Fine.

01:30:45.000 Okay.

01:30:46.000 And if I hadn't have gone away from that, I have no idea what would have happened.

01:30:51.000 You would have cut your teeth.

01:30:52.000 I really, I don't.

01:30:54.000 So do I think it's a mental delusion?

01:30:57.000 Yeah, I do.

01:30:58.000 Are there people who are trans?

01:31:00.000 Well, you know what?

01:31:01.000 Fine.

01:31:01.000 Fine, fine, fine.

01:31:02.000 Yeah, I don't know how brave it is to not cut off those knockers. 1.00

01:31:06.000 They're not exactly Dolly Partons. 0.99

01:31:08.000 I hear Ethiopians are doing the same hunger fast that we are, too.

01:31:11.000 I'm not really impressed. 0.98

01:31:13.000 But the part that this thing's way too long, but the part that I like is she started strapping down her tits, which I don't know what. 1.00

01:31:20.000 I'm actually kind of getting worried that she did have top surgery. 0.69

01:31:24.000 But I really do feel like it's not okay.

01:31:29.000 And especially for the younger kids, especially.

01:31:33.000 It's not okay.

01:31:35.000 They're way too young.

01:31:37.000 If that happened to me in my early 20s and I was convinced that quick, imagine these younger kids with just like a single weird telling them, you are not a boy, you're a girl.

01:31:51.000 But you are the other way around.

01:31:52.000 It is weird, yeah.

01:31:54.000 And then also in the trans news, trans women can breastfeed. 0.99

01:31:59.000 Remember, I have nipples, Greg. 0.98

01:32:01.000 Can you milk me? 0.99

01:32:03.000 Yes, I can.

01:32:05.000 So I didn't think this was possible.

01:32:07.000 I thought we didn't have the milk glands.

01:32:10.000 But yes, trans women can breastfeed. 1.00

01:32:12.000 Here's how. 1.00

01:32:13.000 Who is the fucking author of this? 0.99

01:32:15.000 That looks terrible. 1.00

01:32:16.000 That looks like a little monster. 0.91

01:32:18.000 That's a jump scare. 0.99

01:32:20.000 It's another hideous man pretending to be a woman.

01:32:25.000 So here's what you do.

01:32:28.000 You take a nausea drug and somehow you get these chemicals forming in your chest, in your pectoral muscles.

01:32:42.000 And then, well, that's probably, did you look up trans man breastfeeding?

01:32:46.000 I typed in man breastfeeding. 1.00

01:32:48.000 Because you're a retard. 1.00

01:32:50.000 Put in trans woman breastfeeding. 1.00

01:32:52.000 This is brand new.

01:32:53.000 This just happened.

01:32:56.000 And they make this chemical. 0.99

01:32:57.000 I don't know what the fuck it is. 0.99

01:32:58.000 I don't think it's milk. 1.00

01:33:00.000 And then they feed it to a baby because they're playing house the same way little kids play house.

01:33:05.000 Talk about LARPing.

01:33:08.000 See, if you look it up, you tend to get a lot of trans men breastfeeding, which is just a chick with short hair who took testosterone. 0.93

01:33:15.000 That's probably not great for your baby either. 0.98

01:33:17.000 You know, aren't you giving your kid hormones through your breasts? 1.00

01:33:20.000 But no, this brand new thing is men doing it. 1.00

01:33:24.000 Men having babies suck their tits. 1.00

01:33:27.000 Go to 2.8. 1.00

01:33:29.000 There was a tweet about it, but it got taken down. 0.89

01:33:32.000 Everyone's going fucking crazy about this. 0.97

01:33:34.000 Transgender woman, first to be able to breastfeed her baby. 1.00

01:33:38.000 That's his baby, but okay.

01:33:40.000 Go down a bit. 0.99

01:33:42.000 Remember I predicted all this shit like 10 years ago? 1.00

01:33:44.000 I said, this trans shit is getting out of control. 1.00

01:33:47.000 It's a mental illness. 1.00

01:33:48.000 They're just mentally ill gays. 1.00

01:33:49.000 Oh, prolactin. 1.00

01:33:51.000 So zoom in a bit.

01:33:55.000 A hormone called prolactin usually stimulates the production of breast milk in women who have just given birth, but this chemical isn't available as a lab-made drug.

01:34:02.000 Instead, the woman decided to try... 1.00

01:34:04.000 Stop saying woman.

01:34:06.000 Instead, the dude decided to try using a nausea drug called Domperidone to trigger breast milk.

01:34:12.000 There's anecdotal evidence that this drug may boost milk production, although the U.S. Food and Drug Administration has previously warned that it shouldn't be used for this purpose.

01:34:20.000 Hmm.

01:34:20.000 Not approved.

01:34:21.000 She took it with increasing doors.

01:34:23.000 He took it with increasing doses of the hormones estrogen, progesterone, and sparonlactone.

01:34:29.000 At the same time, she began to use a breast pump to stimulate his breasts, his chest. 0.93

01:34:34.000 Within a month, the man was able to express milk droplets.

01:34:38.000 After three months of treatment, this increased to 227 grams of breast milk per day.

01:34:42.000 Once the baby was born, he was able to exclusively breastfeed the infant for six weeks.

01:34:47.000 During which time, a pediatrician confirmed the baby was growing and developing normally and healthy.

01:34:51.000 Yeah, how do you know what the long-term effects is?

01:34:54.000 Check out the next heading.

01:34:55.000 Although significant, this is below the average of around 500 grams that a baby consumes by the time it is five days old.

01:35:01.000 After six weeks, he supplemented.

01:35:03.000 Where's the woman? 1.00

01:35:04.000 Where's the mom? 0.99

01:35:06.000 Remember the outrage with ivermectin?

01:35:11.000 This is literally taking a little baby and making it drink who knows what from a guy.

01:35:15.000 The tone of that article is yay.

01:35:18.000 You know, my buddy at the gym, he had COVID recently.

01:35:21.000 He sent his dad to get the ivermectin.

01:35:24.000 And this, I'm talking like a month ago.

01:35:26.000 And the dad was interrogated by the pharmacist.

01:35:31.000 Are you sure you want to do this?

01:35:32.000 It's a very controversial drug.

01:35:34.000 I think I told this story already. 0.98

01:35:36.000 And his dad doesn't know what the fuck's going on, working-class guy. 1.00

01:35:38.000 He's like, hey, apparently it's very controversial. 1.00

01:35:42.000 And Sug is his name, goes, just fucking, just get the fucking drug and tell them to mind their own fucking business. 1.00

01:35:49.000 Oh. 1.00

01:35:51.000 All right, let's jump to the war on kids.

01:35:54.000 Long show today, folks.

01:35:56.000 Long-ass show.

01:35:57.000 That's right.

01:36:00.000 Hello, man. 0.94

01:36:01.000 I had a sex paid up right. 0.55

01:36:03.000 Who wants to pick up my bag? 1.00

01:36:05.000 We're living in an ageism era where children are seen as human garbage. 0.99

01:36:11.000 Regulations to indoctrinate American school children with poisonous and divisive left-wing doctrines. 0.99

01:36:24.000 Chris Rufo.

01:36:26.000 You know what?

01:36:27.000 I'm going to do a big green screen.

01:36:28.000 Maybe you guys could help me a bit.

01:36:30.000 I'm going to play Dirty Pool here. 0.77

01:36:32.000 I like using our Army for good instead of just my high-viz shirts, which, by the way, is going to cost me a fucking fortune, I realized.

01:36:40.000 I agreed to send everyone a free shirt who gave me a shirt. 0.51

01:36:43.000 These people would have bought the shirts on their own.

01:36:45.000 I think the cost, bare bones cost, is like 22 bucks or something to make and mail a shirt.

01:36:54.000 So about 20 people did it.

01:36:57.000 It's going to be like 500 bucks.

01:37:00.000 And we could have made that money.

01:37:02.000 Yeah.

01:37:03.000 I'm a good businessman.

01:37:05.000 I'm making money for everyone.

01:37:07.000 Yeah.

01:37:08.000 You sure can, buddy.

01:37:09.000 Good idea, boss.

01:37:10.000 I'm the boss of the show.

01:37:14.000 I don't need you guys.

01:37:17.000 Hey, parents, it's Jill from Prague, You Kids.

01:37:19.000 Brace yourselves.

01:37:20.000 Christopher Ruffo has broken news that last year, the School District of Philadelphia's Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion Office sent emails out to teachers encouraging them To go to a conference about BDSM, kink, transsex, and more. 0.99

01:37:35.000 How about the fucking name of this conference? 0.98

01:37:38.000 Banging Beyond Binaries. 1.00

01:37:41.000 Wow.

01:37:41.000 Banging.

01:37:43.000 They went to a banging conference. 1.00

01:37:45.000 A fucking conference. 1.00

01:37:46.000 We'd like you to go to a fucking conference, please. 1.00

01:37:48.000 Okay, don't swear. 0.99

01:37:49.000 No, no, no, I'm not swearing.

01:37:51.000 That's what it's called.

01:37:53.000 Oh, I got a banging conference for you, all right?

01:37:58.000 Go ahead.

01:38:01.000 The school district author.

01:38:02.000 Oh, that was it.

01:38:03.000 Oh.

01:38:06.000 Oh, yeah, so this is what I want to ask the fans for.

01:38:09.000 I want to put together a compilation of all the people involved with Drag Queen Story Hour who ended up getting sex charges.

01:38:18.000 Now, I've done ones on Antifa, and those, their links to pedophilia.

01:38:23.000 But this one is specifically, they either did Drag Queen Story Hour, or they heavily advocated for it, or they helped organize it, and then were later found to have problems with sex with kids.

01:38:35.000 3-0, we have an example of this.

01:38:38.000 Actually, I don't know if he's a Drag Queen dude, but he was a Portland-area far-left pedophile has been arrested in Vancouver, Washington for alleged child sex crimes, and, of course, urinating in the milkshake mixture served to people in the Arby's where he worked.

01:38:51.000 Detectives are asking potential victims of Stephen Sharp to come forward.

01:38:58.000 See, you've got to understand that these people are anti-tradition because they know that they're deviants. 0.99

01:39:06.000 So if they can make tradition and Middle America seem like evil, fascist, horrible shit, then they're normalized. 0.98

01:39:17.000 He's a long history of expressing extreme hatred of law enforcement, and he was a big supporter of Black Lives Matter and hated the Proud Boys. 0.99

01:39:24.000 What are the Proud Boys group?

01:39:26.000 Do we have a band?

01:39:28.000 There he is, looking awesome. 1.00

01:39:31.000 Fuck the police, of course. 1.00

01:39:34.000 And what does he say? 1.00

01:39:37.000 Oh, that's the charges.

01:39:40.000 Keep going. 1.00

01:39:41.000 Fuck Nazis. 1.00

01:39:44.000 I'm seeing another pattern here with Proud Boys critics, these stalkers that follow the club, and links to pedophilia and other deviant behavior. 1.00

01:39:55.000 We have a whole folder of teachers we never cracked open.

01:39:58.000 Oh my god, I forgot all about that.

01:40:01.000 We could probably find your chick with the hand tattoo. 1.00

01:40:05.000 Oh, that guy.

01:40:07.000 Oh, my name's Josh.

01:40:08.000 Oh, my God.

01:40:10.000 I was a camp counselor for one week.

01:40:13.000 There she is.

01:40:14.000 Guys.

01:40:17.000 I have a hand tattoo.

01:40:18.000 I bought a dress shirt, like a short-sleeve dress shirt at HM.

01:40:22.000 And every time I looked in the mirror, I saw that.

01:40:25.000 It's something about the shape. 0.96

01:40:27.000 It's very lesbian. 0.99

01:40:28.000 Yeah. 0.87

01:40:30.000 Don't shop at HM, folks.

01:40:32.000 What ethnicity is she even? 1.00

01:40:34.000 She's got a lot of words.

01:40:35.000 Polish.

01:40:36.000 Eastern European.

01:40:36.000 Oh, wow, that's so true.

01:40:37.000 Easy peasy.

01:40:38.000 There's names.

01:40:40.000 All right, let's jump to COVID.

01:40:42.000 Last subject before we get to the mailbag and the final vid.

01:40:46.000 COVID is back.

01:40:47.000 I didn't know that.

01:40:47.000 As a subject.

01:40:48.000 Very exciting. 1.00

01:40:51.000 If your language requires a paintbrush to write, your language sucks. 1.00

01:40:55.000 Your language is stupid. 1.00

01:40:58.000 Fucking Chinese. 1.00

01:40:59.000 Chinese vibrant. 1.00

01:41:02.000 Chinese asshole. 1.00

01:41:03.000 Just keep your hands off my dog. 1.00

01:41:07.000 So go to 3-2 here.

01:41:09.000 I thought this was an incredibly astute point.

01:41:12.000 It's not haughty, at all, hoary at all.

01:41:17.000 Big Pharma made $500 billion with COVID-19.

01:41:20.000 They are hooked to the new business model.

01:41:23.000 Release and vaccinate.

01:41:24.000 The next pandemic is coming.

01:41:26.000 Monkeypox?

01:41:27.000 Now, big business is, when they get to a certain size, they become a government in and of themselves.

01:41:34.000 What happens when the government has a department, say the Department of Human Rights?

01:41:38.000 Do you think they're going to look around and go, well, it looks like men and women are pretty much equal and racism is pretty much done.

01:41:44.000 Let's pack up shop and tell the government they can keep their money.

01:41:47.000 Obviously not.

01:41:48.000 They keep expanding and expanding and expanding.

01:41:51.000 So it's the same with big pharma.

01:41:53.000 It's a government and governments never shrink.

01:41:57.000 Go back.

01:41:58.000 Hold on, slow down.

01:41:59.000 Speaking of monkeypox today, the U.S. government just exercised purchase orders on 13 million monkeypox vaccines done through the U.S. Biomedical Advanced Research and Development Authority, BARDA.

01:42:10.000 And then what was the link you were going to show?

01:42:13.000 Gay men could be offered monkeypox vaccine in targeted rollout as experts fear dozens of infected patients are slipping under the radar.

01:42:20.000 We've got our new COVID, folks, and it's monkeypox. 0.86

01:42:23.000 11.

01:42:25.000 I love how they shout the word 11 in there, too.

01:42:27.000 Shout out.

01:42:29.000 Where?

01:42:31.000 11.

01:42:33.000 11!

01:42:35.000 So we used to call it AIDS, but it's called monkeypox now.

01:42:40.000 And it started in Britain, and it's coming here, and we're going to have more lockdowns, more masks.

01:42:46.000 And you can either acquiesce and become a sheep that makes Big Pharma 500 billion, or you can say, no, I'm not doing that.

01:42:55.000 They can't arrest us all.

01:42:58.000 They can't fire us all.

01:43:00.000 So what's 3.3?

01:43:02.000 It's the same point again, I believe.

01:43:05.000 Next link.

01:43:06.000 Oh, Bill Gates warns of smallpox terror attacks and are just leaders to use germ games to prepare. 0.72

01:43:10.000 Next. 1.00

01:43:12.000 Why the fuck anyone gives a shit what some random nerd who made a shitty operating system. 1.00

01:43:17.000 You know what my dad told me when he was in school, computers were, you know, the hot thing in science and physics. 1.00

01:43:24.000 And one of their assignments in class was to make an operating system.

01:43:28.000 It's not magic, but that's his whole thing. 0.75

01:43:30.000 He came up with a shitty operating system and monopolized it. 0.77

01:43:33.000 And now he's one of the richest men in the world. 0.95

01:43:35.000 Now he's telling us what to do.

01:43:37.000 What was the second picture there?

01:43:42.000 The first.

01:43:42.000 This is the second.

01:43:44.000 Okay.

01:43:44.000 You can just show me that.

01:43:45.000 Oh, that's you.

01:43:47.000 Bill Gates has warned that governments must prepare for future pandemics.

01:43:51.000 Microsoft Feneros go for the formation of a new billion-dollar WHO pandemic task force.

01:43:55.000 The WHO, of course, run by China, ironically, with a mentally Deficient Ethiopian man or Somalian? 0.90

01:44:04.000 Ethiopian, I can't remember. 1.00

01:44:06.000 Terrible loser country in shithole, Africa. 1.00

01:44:10.000 Wait, what are you doing? 1.00

01:44:11.000 You're all over the place.

01:44:12.000 Go back to the monkeys. 0.97

01:44:14.000 So the WHO is the bastion of incompetence.

01:44:16.000 But anyway, three monkeys that escaped were captured after Pennsylvania crashed. 0.99

01:44:19.000 So they're going to give us some fucking... 0.99

01:44:21.000 Just like a bad pandemic movie, they're going to have some exotic animal and say, oh, it bit someone you all have to hide. 0.99

01:44:29.000 Carrying a hissing monkey that escaped a truck.

01:44:31.000 This is right out of the one with Dustin Hoffman in it.

01:44:35.000 Outbreak, was it?

01:44:36.000 Yeah.

01:44:37.000 They're stealing from Hollywood movies.

01:44:40.000 In fact, I think it may have been the monkeys may have gotten out of a truck.

01:44:47.000 I feel like there was a guy who was like, hey, little guy, and then ow!

01:44:52.000 From the truck, it went, that sounds familiar.

01:44:55.000 Yeah.

01:44:57.000 Go to 3.5.

01:44:59.000 Leopards apparently also might bite us and give the whole world an outbreak of.

01:45:04.000 And again, COVID did exist.

01:45:07.000 I'm not denying that it exists, but it was mostly hurt olds and fats. 0.99

01:45:11.000 And the message there is you can't stop being old, but you can stop being fat.

01:45:15.000 So if it was an act of God, which it was in a sense, you know, it's natural to have these sort of purges once in a while, sort of like a forest fire, but biological.

01:45:24.000 The lesson was you're too fat. 1.00

01:45:26.000 Stop being a fat pig. 1.00

01:45:29.000 Although I'm jealous of you fat pigs getting to eat a cheeseburger right now. 1.00

01:45:33.000 Justin, G7 Health Minister is to take part in a pandemic exercise in Germany simulating a fast-spreading and dangerous outbreak of a smallpox virus originating from the leopards. 0.98

01:45:41.000 I see.

01:45:43.000 That's a cool graphic.

01:45:45.000 I'd rather have a leopard disease than a monkey disease.

01:45:48.000 Me too.

01:45:49.000 Yeah, monkey just sounds bad and pox sounds bad too.

01:45:52.000 AIDS ruined all monkey diseases forever. 0.97

01:45:54.000 I want a leopard disease. 0.53

01:45:57.000 I want a black panther disease. 1.00

01:45:59.000 I want to fuck a black dude. 1.00

01:46:02.000 What, did I just say that out loud? 1.00

01:46:04.000 Oh, yeah, yeah.

01:46:05.000 Edit that out.

01:46:05.000 You said that.

01:46:06.000 That was a joke.

01:46:06.000 It's just a joke.

01:46:08.000 You've been saying that once every episode for...

01:46:10.000 As a joke, Ryan.

01:46:12.000 I don't know.

01:46:13.000 You need to get a sense of humor. 1.00

01:46:14.000 I don't want to suck a gorgeous black cock. 1.00

01:46:17.000 I was here. 1.00

01:46:18.000 It's a joke. 1.00

01:46:19.000 Please, it's a fucking joke. 0.99

01:46:22.000 You really try to convince them. 0.99

01:46:24.000 Do you have time for quick good news?

01:46:28.000 Not even a segment.

01:46:29.000 Just quick good news.

01:46:30.000 Remember our old buddy that we now don't like because he cucked for Heidegger?

01:46:35.000 Yeah.

01:46:37.000 This is what he's been up to with his new project.

01:46:39.000 He should be doing the same time. 0.99

01:46:41.000 The guy fucking killed him on video. 0.99

01:46:43.000 About the Derek Chauvin trial. 1.00

01:46:44.000 It's great.

01:46:45.000 And not funny.

01:46:46.000 Very serious. 1.00

01:46:47.000 Everything woke turns to shit. 1.00

01:46:49.000 Way to go. 1.00

01:46:50.000 It's so shit. 1.00

01:46:52.000 God, he was so funny and weird. 1.00

01:46:54.000 And now he's like, there's so much racism in the projects.

01:46:59.000 Now, to be fair, I've seen that he did go to Ukraine, but I scrubbed in the video.

01:47:03.000 Do you have any vice now?

01:47:05.000 It looks...

01:47:06.000 It's not interesting.

01:47:07.000 He doesn't do anything fun.

01:47:08.000 It's all serious.

01:47:09.000 It's literally pushing agenda.

01:47:11.000 It's vice.

01:47:12.000 We have a good news topic because of this dude taking the place of similar journalism. 0.99

01:47:21.000 Oh, you really suck at this. 0.97

01:47:23.000 I can't speak, but I can show. 0.99

01:47:25.000 So this is Brandon Buckingham.

01:47:26.000 He was at Creator Clash.

01:47:27.000 Blood feud.

01:47:29.000 He's covering the Joe Biden inauguration.

01:47:32.000 He trolls people.

01:47:32.000 We actually have precedent over this area, so you guys have like a press pass you can show us?

01:47:36.000 Yeah, sure.

01:47:37.000 Let's see it.

01:47:37.000 Flash the badge.

01:47:38.000 Bye.

01:47:39.000 I'm the real media organization around here.

01:47:41.000 You can leave, partner.

01:47:43.000 You have no masks.

01:47:44.000 What's your name?

01:47:46.000 Please leave.

01:47:47.000 You guys don't own?

01:47:48.000 This is the public square?

01:47:49.000 I don't care.

01:47:50.000 So he's trolling.

01:47:51.000 You guys don't own?

01:47:53.000 Do you remember this fight?

01:47:54.000 I've never seen in my life.

01:47:55.000 Yeah, we actually showed this on our show once.

01:47:58.000 Right off Santa Monica Pier two days ago. 1.00

01:47:59.000 Tagging motherfuckers. 1.00

01:48:01.000 He's healing him in the face. 1.00

01:48:04.000 Remember that?

01:48:05.000 Don't do that again.

01:48:06.000 Oh, yeah.

01:48:06.000 It was like a really weak, weird fight, but then there was like...

01:48:09.000 Oh, yeah, it went on forever, and it was awkward and gay. 1.00

01:48:11.000 He was the one who caught that footage, so he's been around for a while, but he's out there making out with, getting pepper sprayed, making out with fatties, black fatties throwing up sand. 0.99

01:48:23.000 It's rock and roll. 0.94

01:48:23.000 He's squeezing. 0.94

01:48:24.000 He's fat chicks and puking. 1.00

01:48:26.000 It's amazing. 0.99

01:48:27.000 That's not very body positive.

01:48:28.000 Acting like the man in New York.

01:48:30.000 This one was really funny if I could just show a clip of him bothering this guy.

01:48:35.000 You just visited, aren't you?

01:48:36.000 Yes.

01:48:36.000 You're new in town?

01:48:37.000 Yes.

01:48:38.000 You run this place?

01:48:39.000 No.

01:48:39.000 Didn't think so.

01:48:40.000 Take this on Flaw.

01:48:40.000 I want you to just move it along, yeah?

01:48:42.000 What are you doing?

01:48:43.000 What do you like to do there, wise guy?

01:48:45.000 Nothing.

01:48:46.000 Nothing?

01:48:46.000 No.

01:48:47.000 Oh, so you're a big shot, yeah?

01:48:48.000 No.

01:48:50.000 Embarrassing.

01:48:54.000 Major sprinkles.

01:48:56.000 That's the sprinkles. 1.00

01:48:57.000 He's a fucking, and he totally takes the place of that cuck-ass Andrew guy. 1.00

01:49:01.000 His shirt sucked. 1.00

01:49:02.000 It was terrible quality. 0.97

01:49:03.000 And he just came out with a full video on the Creator Clash.

01:49:07.000 He did the job that I was supposed to do down there.

01:49:09.000 He got tons of great footage, interviews with Sam.

01:49:12.000 So check him out.

01:49:13.000 Brandon Buckingham.

01:49:15.000 And when he gets banned, we're going to snag him up.

01:49:18.000 Yeah.

01:49:22.000 Okay.

01:49:24.000 Let's get mealybaggy. 1.00

01:49:27.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad. 1.00

01:49:32.000 Let's turn our eyes together. 1.00

01:49:37.000 Let me touch it. 0.88

01:49:41.000 This one is called Pornstar Death.

01:49:44.000 It's kind of a good name for this episode, maybe.

01:49:46.000 And a bad name, too.

01:49:48.000 So we have The Radicals are mainstream, Tit-Lips, and Pornstar Death.

01:49:55.000 Not sure which one we'll choose.

01:49:56.000 The New York Post had an article today about the death of adult male performer Logan Long.

01:50:02.000 Isn't it weird like those guys who are really into porn and go to porn conventions? 1.00

01:50:05.000 But the even weirder thing is when they're into males, but they're not gay, they're just like, man, Logan Long, he really knows how to fuck bitches. 1.00

01:50:12.000 Great cock, great fuck scenes, big loads. 1.00

01:50:16.000 Some of the best loads around. 1.00

01:50:19.000 I got his autograph at the last porn convention.

01:50:22.000 He signed a DVD. 0.99

01:50:24.000 Yummy, I'm gay.

01:50:27.000 I thought maybe you could have a moment of silence for him on the show And read the heartwarming statement below from one of his colleagues. 0.97

01:50:34.000 I've watched the video of Logan Long peeing on me five times today. 0.98

01:50:38.000 I'm so fucking sad. 0.98

01:50:40.000 He was such a great guy. 0.98

01:50:42.000 Goodbye, Logan Long.

01:50:48.000 Justin wants us to check out some sprinkles.

01:50:52.000 Are we dubious or are we dubious?

01:50:53.000 I've screened all these emails, so yes, it is.

01:50:57.000 It's good.

01:50:58.000 I've seen it a hundred times, but it's funny.

01:51:02.000 At this point, we're sitting next to each other on the edge of the couch.

01:51:05.000 I was on the edge of the couch.

01:51:09.000 I was just sitting there on this carpet, looking at the dirty carpet, wondering how I wound up.

01:51:15.000 I lose my balance.

01:51:17.000 Funny.

01:51:18.000 Pretty good.

01:51:21.000 Funny gal. 1.00

01:51:22.000 Funny gal. 1.00

01:51:28.000 I have found a fish that is arguably cooler than the mantis shrimp you will never get. 0.93

01:51:32.000 We are really fucking up on that mantis shrimp, I will concede.

01:51:36.000 It's called the Tetradon embu puffer, commonly referred to as the giant freshwater puffer fish due to its massive size growth of 26 inches. 0.98

01:51:44.000 It has teeth that chew through clam shells and crabs.

01:51:49.000 I like quabs.

01:51:50.000 I'm surprised more animals can't do that.

01:51:53.000 I guess bugs fill you up.

01:51:54.000 Check out some feeding videos. 0.99

01:51:56.000 They do not fuck around. 0.99

01:51:57.000 I've seen this little guy. 1.00

01:51:58.000 Ryan, make sure the knobs on your mic are tight.

01:52:00.000 They're getting loose.

01:52:01.000 Interesting.

01:52:02.000 He's mocking you for the way you constantly adjust those things.

01:52:04.000 Oh, yes.

01:52:11.000 Some good teeth.

01:52:18.000 Cool.

01:52:23.000 What's the minimum amount of money it would take for you to bank Sylvia?

01:52:28.000 I'm not into making sex jokes about a 79-year-old woman. 0.81

01:52:32.000 A lot of people angry about Sylvia.

01:52:34.000 Get her off the show. 1.00

01:52:35.000 I just like to say, fuck you. 1.00

01:52:41.000 Here's one I've been meaning to get to. 1.00

01:52:45.000 This is pretty interesting here.

01:52:56.000 You got it wrong.

01:52:57.000 Why A?

01:52:59.000 Gavun.

01:53:00.000 Clearly, you know that the media puts their less than honest spin on everything, and so you always need to be skeptical of the narrative.

01:53:06.000 Do your own research.

01:53:08.000 One thing you're still misinformed about is the pulse shooting.

01:53:11.000 The FBI's investigation determined that being a gay club had nothing to do with it.

01:53:15.000 By reading his text messages, the FBI found that he simply Googled downtown Orlando nightclubs, and Pulse was one of the results.

01:53:23.000 Yeah, but he probably saw the results, and then he also saw that it was a gay bar. 0.99

01:53:29.000 And he was like, oh, kill two fags with one stone. 1.00

01:53:33.000 His main motive was that Obama had drone-striked an ISIS leader after a month, an ISIS leader a month prior, and this was his retaliation. 0.99

01:53:41.000 During the shooting, he even pledged his allegiance to ISIS.

01:53:44.000 All of this info is right there on Wikipedia, which you know has a left-wing bias.

01:53:48.000 So if they're willing to concede this, it must be true.

01:53:50.000 I suggest reading the whole entry.

01:53:52.000 There's lots of information not mentioned in the mainstream version of events.

01:53:57.000 You should have realized that something was fishy about his story when a group of leftist identitarians, the gays, leveraged it as a way to claim victimhood. 1.00

01:54:06.000 What I'm really trying to say is you made it with Milo on false pretenses and you got AIDS. 0.96

01:54:11.000 Now, all for nothing.

01:54:14.000 It's monkeypox.

01:54:16.000 We don't know that.

01:54:18.000 He Googled a nightclub.

01:54:22.000 The two are not mutually exclusive.

01:54:25.000 He saw Obama strike down. 1.00

01:54:27.000 My fucking mouth is falling apart here. 1.00

01:54:29.000 That's the problem with these long shows. 1.00

01:54:32.000 He saw Obama murder one of his mentors, his ISIS leaders, and that pissed him off.

01:54:38.000 Agreed.

01:54:39.000 He Googled nightclubs.

01:54:41.000 Agreed.

01:54:42.000 He saw one of the top nightclubs was also a gay bar. 1.00

01:54:46.000 I hate gays too. 0.99

01:54:47.000 I'm Muslim. 1.00

01:54:49.000 So let's have at it.

01:54:51.000 So that's not the slam dunk you think it should be.

01:54:54.000 Let's get to the final video before I completely lose the ability to speak English.

01:54:58.000 Correct.

01:55:13.000 We've been getting a lot of people writing in and asking us, Gavin, how can I hide a coin and a lollipop in a hot pepper in a carrot and then cover it in sunflower seeds and make it look like it's not there?

01:55:25.000 Right.

01:55:26.000 I hate getting those emails.

01:55:27.000 And I'm sick of people asking us this.

01:55:29.000 So I just, I did it once and for all.

01:55:31.000 And now you can use this to do it yourself at home.

01:55:34.000 So first you take the coin, first you cut a hole in the pepper, then you put the lollipop on top of it, then you cover it in putty, okay?

01:55:41.000 Sand the putty down, smooth it out, then paint it red pepper again, let that dry, stick it in a hollowed-out carrot, right?

01:55:48.000 Then you glue the carrot shut, you sand it, the seam, then you paint the seam, and then you paint most of the carrots who looks the same.

01:55:55.000 Then take the carrot, stick it in a hole, cover in sunflower seeds, glue that with crazy glue, and then you chip away at it, okay, until it's basically flat.

01:56:03.000 Use some putty, paint it brown, and then it's called trumpe loi.

01:56:06.000 It's a French technique to make fake wood finish.

01:56:09.000 And then you will have your coin in a lollipop, a coin and a lollipop, in a pepper, in a carrot, covered in sunflower seeds, in a table.

01:56:20.000 Okay?

01:56:21.000 Stop asking me now.

01:56:23.000 TGIF, have a great weekend.

01:56:25.000 Get fired.

01:56:25.000 Get in trouble.

01:56:26.000 Be brave and never stop fighting.

01:56:47.000 Well, the furniture's the same, but the menus rearranged. 0.99

01:56:50.000 And you're just crazy. 0.99

01:56:52.000 Dinash thinks he's a toad. 1.00

01:57:07.000 So move. 0.92

01:57:08.000 We don't know what he's planning.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - May 20, 2022

S4E118 - THE BATMAN

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