On this week's episode of Get Off My Lawn, Gavin and Ryan discuss the latest in the Hunger Strike, a new rap song from Baby Monster, and why the media are allowing people to die. Also, Gavin talks about his new song, Wiggle That Ass.
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00:00:13.000Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McGinnis.
00:02:10.000And to be honest, it's kind of fucked up that you use a comedy news show to consistently ask for money for your sick, unborn son.
00:02:23.000This is not really the place for that, okay?
00:02:25.000So I'm very sorry to hear about what's going to happen or what's going on with your kid, but covering it once, I think, is sufficient, and you're getting on my fucking nerves.
00:02:37.000I was going to play this song, Wiggle That Ass, a rap hit that we recorded ourselves here.
00:02:44.000Well, I first lay down the track, the vocal track, and then a baby monster added the music, and we have our first censored.tv number one rap hit.
00:02:53.000This was sent separately, Ryan, as an email.
00:02:56.000And I'm really happy with the way it came out.
00:02:59.000I think I want to get more bass in the next time we do one of these.
00:03:03.000I also want to get like a DJ Khaled maybe in the middle.
00:05:56.000Ethan Nordine, the man that you, with your negligence, are allowing to die and you're not putting a feeding tube up his nose and down his stomach?
00:10:10.000There was a while there we were pitching Comedy Central, and the woman who was choosing the shows, her nickname amongst the scene was the killer of comedy.
00:10:18.000The woman who was choosing the shows was just the former head of marketing.
00:10:22.000And then all of a sudden, she's deciding what you see on Comedy Central.
00:10:27.000Then they got a guy, Ken something, who was pretty good, but he was just there because he happened to luck out and choose Strangers with Candy as a show.
00:10:34.000And that was a smashing success and a critic's favorite.
00:10:36.000So they went, oh, he must be a genius.
00:10:39.000Look at what that gay clown did to Cartoon Network.
00:11:32.000I don't know how long we're going to last, folks.
00:11:34.000I'll, of course, fight to my dying breath.
00:11:37.000And I've built this website like a battleship where we've got plan A, B, C, D, and E and F. We've already had our payment processor destroyed.
00:12:58.000It's one of the most hoary and Trite sayings there are.
00:13:02.000For the record, and we're going to say this once, and you're going to record it, and you're going to make it your pinned tweet.
00:13:10.000That was a case from like a hundred fucking years ago where a guy was putting out pamphlets that were anti-war and discouraging the government from drafting people and sending them to World War,
00:13:34.000And in that trial, they said, this man who was giving out these pamphlets that are anti-war, this man has to be arrested and thrown in jail.
00:13:56.000Then they realized that was fucked up that we did that.
00:14:00.000You can yell fire in a crowded theater.
00:14:02.000And they overturned that terrible decision.
00:14:06.000So the fire in a crowded theater analogy comes from a ridiculous trial where a guy was prosecuted for handing out anti-war pamphlets because the government wanted the war.
00:14:19.000And it was an analogy that helped put an innocent man in prison.
00:14:24.000And that case was known as one of the worst miscarriages of justice in American history.
00:14:29.000And it has been overturned 40 years plus.
00:14:35.000So you sound like a fucking amateur high school student when you say the fire in a crowded theater thing.
00:15:57.000Maybe we should make a t-shirt that says that.
00:15:59.000So because Tucker noticed that mass immigration replaces us, dilutes us, then you are the same as the guy that thinks Jews are doing it because they hate whites.
00:16:15.000Are the demographics of America not changing?
00:19:32.000And today, I'll be traveling to, and on Thursday, excuse me, I'll be traveling to the Republic of Korea and Japan to affirm the importance of our Indo-Pacific alliances.
00:19:43.000Folks, and to celebrate the indispensable partnerships that are strengthening by the deep family ties and heritage and the values reflected in the AANHPI.
00:20:10.000But when I first watched that clip, I couldn't handle it.
00:20:12.000The only problem is he throws the word folks in the middle of his script, and it's confusing.
00:20:17.000But he's going to Korea and Japan to talk about the strong bonds we have with Indo-Pacific, whatever, people and the families here that are there, and we're all together.
00:20:32.000Here he is being equally useless, explaining that the buffalo shooting fits his narrative perfectly, and that's why he's there and not in Waukesha.
00:20:48.000What happened here is simple and straightforward.
00:20:57.000Violence inflicted in the service of hate and the vicious thirst for power that defines one group of people being inherently inferior to any other group.
00:21:08.000A hate that through the media and politics, the internet, has radicalized angry, alienated, lost, and isolated individuals into falsely believing that they will be replaced, that's the word,
00:22:27.000I thought this would be a good moment to read a letter.
00:22:29.000I know we're a little early for the mailbag, but I keep forgetting to do this, and I don't want it to get buried.
00:22:37.000I, Gavin Rye, I'm an Orthodox Jew, and I read the Psychos Manifesto, and I would like to point out a couple things about what he and many of the anti-Semites seem to obsess over.
00:22:46.000Now, I wish Jews would do more of this.
00:22:49.000Like, remember when Owen Benjamin was going on his anti-Semitic phase?
00:22:53.000Ezra Levant, Ron Coleman, Dennis Prager should have sat down with him and had a debate and debunked all these things.
00:23:00.000That's the problem with all this shit, is that Jewish intellectuals are so, conservative intellectuals, are so horrified by anti-Semitism that they won't try to argue with these dudes.
00:23:15.000Okay, so he says, one, they quote quite heavily the Talmud and rabbinic sources as a way to show how the Jews obsessively hate Goim.
00:23:23.000Most of the quotes he cited are accurate, but there are problems with the way they were translated and the context to which they were given.
00:23:30.000For example, the Jesus mentioned in the Talmud is actually two different people, one who lived before the Jesus of the New Testament and one who lived after.
00:23:39.000For more context, Sam Arano on YouTube video, on YouTube explains this.
00:23:46.000Also, Jesus is just Hellenized Greek for Joshua, and it is quite a common name in Hebrew.
00:23:51.000Another is that the Goyim of the time of the Talmud were not like those today and were obsessively anti-Semitic.
00:23:58.000And for example, if they saw a Jew cooking, there was concern they would try to sneak a piece of pork in there.
00:24:04.000There are things taught to most students today in yeshivas, etc., but a casual read...
00:24:10.000No, these are things taught to most students today that all that anti-Goyist stuff came when there was basically a civil war between Jews and non-Jews.
00:24:24.000But as a casual reader, you wouldn't know and you'd think that this is a general belief that everyone holds.
00:24:33.000Two, they then tie the religious texts to the behavior of the globalist liberal Jews and their reason for attempting to destroy America and the Western world.
00:24:41.000The reality being that most of those Jews know nothing of Judaism at all, let alone be able to quote the Talmud and are just as anti-Judaism as they are anti-Christianity.
00:24:55.000For example, here are some excerpts from Marx about Jews.
00:25:03.000There are members of the right who, because of the old-timey Catholic way of characterizing Christianity as the antithesis of Judaism, try to tie Judaism as the reasoning for these liberal Jews.
00:25:13.000I believe that is the root of the right's anti-Semitic problem.
00:25:16.000But let's not pretend that isn't a shrill minority whose views are not mainstay nor welcome on our side.
00:25:23.000The truth is the ADL is the Jewish SPLC and just needs to go away.
00:28:48.000Anyway, so I never got into superheroes as a kid.
00:28:53.000The fact that adults are into them is brutally embarrassing.
00:28:58.000It was embarrassing, by the way, that kids were into them because you're such a loser that you have to fantasize and pretend you're a super strong guy.
00:29:09.000The fact that fucking adults are sitting there playing video games where they're Batman.
00:29:13.000Ooh, ooh, I beat up the bad guys because I can't beat up bad guys.
00:35:02.000An idea of how strong Batman is, Batman has been seen bench pressing unassisted anywhere from 405 pounds when sufficiently distracted to 585 pounds from multiple reps, which is pretty strong.
00:35:15.000But for Batfriends, the did you notice there's a tone of bragging?
00:36:40.000What if this guy doesn't lift, but he just is a lift buff?
00:36:44.000Like the way I follow sports and I like the Mets and I see Mad Max pitching and I go, ooh, that's good, 100 miles an hour, meaning I could probably not even throw 60.
00:36:57.000But with bodybuilding, he just reads bodybuilding magazines and knows what a good leg press is, but has never done a leg press in his life?
00:37:07.000Being 2,469 pounds, Batman routinely deadlifts 620 pounds for 35 repetitions, which is an insane amount of reps for a person's body to assist.
00:38:09.000Is shown to be around 525 pounds for five repetitions of 10 sets.
00:38:15.000That's 50 squats in total, along with clean and jerk lifting 262 pounds 24 times and running 20 miles, averaging 4 minutes and 50 seconds per mile, with an emphasis on cutting off 30 more seconds a mile on his rest day.
00:39:24.000All we've been talking about is how much he lifts.
00:39:27.000More repetitions than a regular man dare would.
00:39:30.000This isn't to say that Batman doesn't have his limits.
00:39:33.000In the storyline, Venom, after failing to save a little girl from drunkenness.
00:39:37.000Can you imagine knowing this much about fucking Batman?
00:39:41.000You know, you realize little kids don't know this, right?
00:39:44.000Like the little kid who's Batman is his favorite superhero and he's like eight, nine, he sees Batman lift a thousand pounds and then that's gone from his brain.
00:39:53.000He forgets this fucking dork is writing it down and going, wow, that's more than he lifted in the Venom plot line.
00:40:03.000Batman then began pushing himself to be able to handle weights.
00:40:07.000There's a drawing of a guy pushing himself.
00:40:13.000But what's far more impressive is the physical feats that Batman has strengthened his body to accomplish, ranging from achievements that professional athletes could accomplish all the way to something that only Batman himself is strong enough to do.
00:40:26.000Batman has literally ripped the door speeding air.
00:40:30.000Talk about misuse of the word literally.
00:40:33.000It's a cool thing to draw and it's a cool thing to look at.
00:41:13.000This guy is sitting here doing a video about how strong a drawing is.
00:41:18.000I'm maybe even worse for talking about this guy doing a video on how strong a drawing is.
00:41:24.000Maybe I'm worse than this fucking loser.
00:41:28.000Plane in mid-flight, which takes more than 24,000 pounds of pressure or 12 tons of pulling force and is the equivalent of being able to pull the weight of six cars or 20 polar bears at once.
00:42:18.000Who weigh over 500 pounds up over his head with one arm.
00:42:22.000He has been known to stop speeding cars using just his strength alone and even held up the entire Batmobile from falling off a bridge in 2004's The Batman.
00:42:31.000Insanely, he has worked out by dangling off the edge of a skyscraper.
00:43:59.000Pounds per square inch, or 16,460 Newtons.
00:44:03.000Batman has trained to be able to not only kick and thus explode entire trees in half, but as infamously analyzed in my previous Batman video, has moved so fast to outright dodge bullets.
00:44:16.000Jesus Christ, he's dodging bullets like fucking the Matrix.
00:44:19.000You know, the reason you can kick a tree in half in a kid's comic is kids don't really get physics.
00:44:27.000So they're like, I don't know, maybe it was like a dead tree.
00:45:05.000We, of course, are deeply embarrassed of our president, stammering Joe, but we should also be ashamed of our Hollywood, of our movie industry.
00:46:34.000345 times Earth's gravity, with astronauts commonly experiencing only 3 Gs during a rocket launch.
00:46:41.000But as cleverly pointed out by this community, Batman commonly dodges bullet fire by analyzing body movements and predicting when a trigger is about to be pulled, setting his acceleration to somewhere around 50 minutes.
00:46:52.000There's a whole community of these people analyzing this crap.
00:48:48.000In Batman issue 15, he takes a direct blast from a bazooka and keeps fighting unfazed.
00:48:54.000Batman has been thrown and punched through concrete walls many times and even took a fall off Wayne Tower, falling multiple stories but walked away each time.
00:49:03.000He's even survived being shot point blank by a frickin' tank.
00:49:07.000Set on fire, electrocutive, frozen, and it's strong enough to survive in Krypton's gravity, which has been depicted to be anywhere from 30 to 100 times greater than that of Earth.
00:50:39.000When you realize that while human bones can survive, I like how he can survive 300 times the gravity of Earth, but when he goes there, he needs a woolly hat because it's cold.
00:50:49.000Up to 90 times Earth's gravity, they can only withstand 10 times Earth's gravity when the person begins moving around.
00:50:56.000Not to mention your muscles would most likely not be strong enough to move you anyways.
00:51:00.000As Batman, who weighs 210 pounds, would have to be switched.
00:52:14.000He is shown to have stumbled upon a sub-zero waterfall where he promptly undressed and stood underneath it completely unfazed.
00:52:21.000Or in Batman Volume 2, Issue 23, at the age of 24, he was able to fight for 28 hours straight in a never-ending gauntlet of opponents.
00:52:31.000Dude, dude, when you're writing a superhero comic book for lonely nerds that get bullied, you take a situation and you totally exaggerate it because it's a fantasy.
00:52:42.000And you're sitting here going, this fantasy is fantastic.
00:53:01.000The fight only ended because Batman's will to never give up was enough to deter any more fighters from entering the contest.
00:53:07.000His IQ is stated to be a 13th level intellect, or what is about 200 IQ points, putting him above Stephen Hawking and Albert Einstein, whose IQs are estimated to be between 160 and 180.
00:53:45.000In the eight languages and 127 martial arts styles, he's mastered more believable, if not just a bit more.
00:53:51.000But what really shows just how mentally and physically strong Batman is is a story that came to a climax in Batman issue 681, where Bruce hadn't slept for days and found himself trapped underground in a coffin while wearing a straitjacket that also had multiple locks on it.
00:55:00.000And Nander Parbat, where in order to completely hunt down and destroy any fears that were left in his mind, he underwent the Thogol ritual, which was an extremely dangerous form of meditation derived from a Tibetan tradition that few had ever completed.
00:55:16.000Where one is isolated in a cave for 49 days, and in Batman's case, a large boulder was placed in front of the entrance, where one simulates their death over and over, leading to their eventual liberation from death and rebirth.
00:55:28.000After completing the ritual, Batman remembers a meeting with a monk where he expressed that in order to protect his consciousness, he realized he could create a second personality as a backup.
00:55:39.000The monk replied that Bruce was remarkable and expressed sorrow at having poisoned the taste.
00:56:31.000I can't even say with the words mentally strong.
00:56:35.000And chuckled that he had two minutes left to live.
00:56:37.000Unfortunately for the monk, Bruce mentioned that not only had he inoculated himself against most toxins, but as a habit, he had also switched the monk's cup of tea and his own in the time that it took for the monk to blink.
00:56:49.000And Bruce had also held an antidote that neutralized the effects of any toxin that he wasn't resistant to.
00:56:54.000The average human eye blink lasts around 1 tenth of a second or 100 milliseconds, meaning that Batman, assuming he had to reach anywhere from 1 to 3 feet in front of him, would have to move his hands anywhere from 6.8 to over 20 miles per hour to barely make it unnoticed.
00:57:10.000Which may not sound very impressive until we look at the reaction time required to time the monk's blink, as the best athletes' reaction times are usually between 120 and 160 milliseconds, with the world record being 101 milliseconds being too slow.
00:57:37.000He's now analyzing some fucking blink fight with a monk and how many milliseconds it takes to close your fucking eyes.
00:57:46.000I guarantee you the creators of this scene he's talking about are like, what the fuck is he talking about?
00:57:55.000Have the best reaction time of any human.
00:57:57.000After this, we then see Batman, while having a concoction of drugs and Joker venom running through his system, bench press a heavy pine coffin lid through an additional 600 pounds of soil in a rainstorm.
00:58:09.000And it's looking at just how strong Batman is that gives us great.
00:58:13.000How does he know it's 600 pounds of soil?
00:58:16.000That must have taken a lot of research, a lot of work to figure out exactly when you push up a coffin, how deep you are and how much weight you're actually lifting.
00:58:25.000You're not lifting the soil over here or the soil over here.
00:58:28.000It's a strange sort of diameter You have to figure out.
01:01:44.000Oftentimes people fall short of the willingness to do what's necessary to obtain their goals, which is where the story of one incredibly determined man comes in, serving as a widespread example of how much your brain and body is capable of learning.
01:02:00.000Stop using your brain and body to analyze kids' stories.
01:02:16.000You don't have to get stuck in a kid's fantasy analyzing the fucking mathematics and physics and numerics of all this made-up shit where the guy who made it up isn't even paying attention.
01:02:28.000This is what drives me nuts about all this video games and superhero movies and drawing worship.
01:02:52.000Only dare to put in the effort to reach your goals.
01:02:55.000But if none of this was enough to convince you that Batman is a symbol of true human potential, then I saved my best piece of evidence for last.
01:03:04.000The human nervous system is learning and adapting to whatever you do.
01:03:09.000And in order to maximize his time, wait a minute.
01:03:45.000Chinese people play fucking mahjong and cards all night drinking tea, and they're so exhausted the next day that they take cat naps everywhere.
01:07:41.000Why do we give a fuck what she has to say?
01:07:43.000And she's just some overeducated human rights fucking more PhDs than Batman.
01:07:51.000And she currently serves as the co-president of Fund Texas Choice, a practical support abortion fund, and on the advisory council of ReproAction, a new direct action group forming to increase access to abortion and advanced reproductive justice.
01:08:08.000Even the description of her fucking job is written in that stupid gobbledygook.
01:09:14.000It's sort of like I went, tried the keto diet with all meat, and I was sitting down with my plate, and I had like bacon and ham and a patty, and I was like, this is fucking gross.
01:21:01.000The only thing I didn't do was burpees yesterday because I almost fainted standing up fast.
01:21:07.000See, I'm a little scared because there's two schools of thought.
01:21:12.000One is that if you break down muscle, you don't have the input, like the food input to rebuild it again.
01:21:17.000So you're just leaving your muscles in a worse spot.
01:21:21.000But if they say if you do light workouts, you're not in danger of that.
01:21:24.000But that's kind of the theory that I heard.
01:21:25.000So I don't really want to fuck with that and be an experiment.
01:21:29.000But you know what's funny about this skateboard chick is that this is the only that win is the only thing that she's so she might have been a nobody.
01:29:12.000All right, let's hear a little bit more of this cool, normal lesbian and the fact that we live in the Middle East now where lesbians are encouraged not to be themselves and to fucking pretend to be men.
01:29:21.000Before, when I was in my early 20s, I lived in Olympia, Washington, and I had a girlfriend at the time, and she told me, you are a boy.
01:29:37.000And I was like, not so sure about that.
01:29:40.000But she pressed it and pressed it enough.
01:29:44.000She's like, look at the way you dress.
01:31:37.000If that happened to me in my early 20s and I was convinced that quick, imagine these younger kids with just like a single weird telling them, you are not a boy, you're a girl.
01:33:55.000A hormone called prolactin usually stimulates the production of breast milk in women who have just given birth, but this chemical isn't available as a lab-made drug.
01:34:06.000Instead, the dude decided to try using a nausea drug called Domperidone to trigger breast milk.
01:34:12.000There's anecdotal evidence that this drug may boost milk production, although the U.S. Food and Drug Administration has previously warned that it shouldn't be used for this purpose.
01:37:20.000Christopher Ruffo has broken news that last year, the School District of Philadelphia's Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion Office sent emails out to teachers encouraging them To go to a conference about BDSM, kink, transsex, and more.
01:37:35.000How about the fucking name of this conference?
01:38:06.000Oh, yeah, so this is what I want to ask the fans for.
01:38:09.000I want to put together a compilation of all the people involved with Drag Queen Story Hour who ended up getting sex charges.
01:38:18.000Now, I've done ones on Antifa, and those, their links to pedophilia.
01:38:23.000But this one is specifically, they either did Drag Queen Story Hour, or they heavily advocated for it, or they helped organize it, and then were later found to have problems with sex with kids.
01:38:38.000Actually, I don't know if he's a Drag Queen dude, but he was a Portland-area far-left pedophile has been arrested in Vancouver, Washington for alleged child sex crimes, and, of course, urinating in the milkshake mixture served to people in the Arby's where he worked.
01:38:51.000Detectives are asking potential victims of Stephen Sharp to come forward.
01:38:58.000See, you've got to understand that these people are anti-tradition because they know that they're deviants.
01:39:06.000So if they can make tradition and Middle America seem like evil, fascist, horrible shit, then they're normalized.
01:39:17.000He's a long history of expressing extreme hatred of law enforcement, and he was a big supporter of Black Lives Matter and hated the Proud Boys.
01:39:44.000I'm seeing another pattern here with Proud Boys critics, these stalkers that follow the club, and links to pedophilia and other deviant behavior.
01:39:55.000We have a whole folder of teachers we never cracked open.
01:41:59.000Speaking of monkeypox today, the U.S. government just exercised purchase orders on 13 million monkeypox vaccines done through the U.S. Biomedical Advanced Research and Development Authority, BARDA.
01:42:10.000And then what was the link you were going to show?
01:42:13.000Gay men could be offered monkeypox vaccine in targeted rollout as experts fear dozens of infected patients are slipping under the radar.
01:42:20.000We've got our new COVID, folks, and it's monkeypox.
01:45:07.000I'm not denying that it exists, but it was mostly hurt olds and fats.
01:45:11.000And the message there is you can't stop being old, but you can stop being fat.
01:45:15.000So if it was an act of God, which it was in a sense, you know, it's natural to have these sort of purges once in a while, sort of like a forest fire, but biological.
01:45:29.000Although I'm jealous of you fat pigs getting to eat a cheeseburger right now.
01:45:33.000Justin, G7 Health Minister is to take part in a pandemic exercise in Germany simulating a fast-spreading and dangerous outbreak of a smallpox virus originating from the leopards.
01:48:06.000It was like a really weak, weird fight, but then there was like...
01:48:09.000Oh, yeah, it went on forever, and it was awkward and gay.
01:48:11.000He was the one who caught that footage, so he's been around for a while, but he's out there making out with, getting pepper sprayed, making out with fatties, black fatties throwing up sand.
01:49:56.000The New York Post had an article today about the death of adult male performer Logan Long.
01:50:02.000Isn't it weird like those guys who are really into porn and go to porn conventions?
01:50:05.000But the even weirder thing is when they're into males, but they're not gay, they're just like, man, Logan Long, he really knows how to fuck bitches.
01:50:12.000Great cock, great fuck scenes, big loads.
01:50:27.000I thought maybe you could have a moment of silence for him on the show And read the heartwarming statement below from one of his colleagues.
01:50:34.000I've watched the video of Logan Long peeing on me five times today.
01:51:28.000I have found a fish that is arguably cooler than the mantis shrimp you will never get.
01:51:32.000We are really fucking up on that mantis shrimp, I will concede.
01:51:36.000It's called the Tetradon embu puffer, commonly referred to as the giant freshwater puffer fish due to its massive size growth of 26 inches.
01:51:44.000It has teeth that chew through clam shells and crabs.
01:53:52.000There's lots of information not mentioned in the mainstream version of events.
01:53:57.000You should have realized that something was fishy about his story when a group of leftist identitarians, the gays, leveraged it as a way to claim victimhood.
01:54:06.000What I'm really trying to say is you made it with Milo on false pretenses and you got AIDS.
01:55:13.000We've been getting a lot of people writing in and asking us, Gavin, how can I hide a coin and a lollipop in a hot pepper in a carrot and then cover it in sunflower seeds and make it look like it's not there?
01:55:31.000And now you can use this to do it yourself at home.
01:55:34.000So first you take the coin, first you cut a hole in the pepper, then you put the lollipop on top of it, then you cover it in putty, okay?
01:55:41.000Sand the putty down, smooth it out, then paint it red pepper again, let that dry, stick it in a hollowed-out carrot, right?
01:55:48.000Then you glue the carrot shut, you sand it, the seam, then you paint the seam, and then you paint most of the carrots who looks the same.
01:55:55.000Then take the carrot, stick it in a hole, cover in sunflower seeds, glue that with crazy glue, and then you chip away at it, okay, until it's basically flat.
01:56:03.000Use some putty, paint it brown, and then it's called trumpe loi.
01:56:06.000It's a French technique to make fake wood finish.
01:56:09.000And then you will have your coin in a lollipop, a coin and a lollipop, in a pepper, in a carrot, covered in sunflower seeds, in a table.