Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S4E124 - SUPERMEGA EPISODE

00:00:02.000 It's off camera on, tell me what to say.

00:00:05.000 Thoughts rolling in my head that never go away.

00:00:08.000 I can't really tell you what is enough there, except that nothing ever matches.

00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McGinnis.

00:00:20.000 Everything you knew about me really wasn't true.

00:00:23.000 I just told you on the internet to make me seem cool.

00:00:26.000 Cause you'll never know anything about me.

00:00:29.000 Cause I'm just another guy in a lame city.

00:00:32.000 Cause you'll never know anything about me.

00:00:35.000 Cause I'm just another guy in a lame city.

00:00:44.000 That was Dunes Day from Kansas City, Missouri.

00:00:47.000 I don't consider that a lame city.

00:00:49.000 I like it.

00:00:50.000 Got into a fight with a guy from Kansas City, Missouri once here in New York.

00:00:55.000 And he kept texting me after that, telling me he, because I won, that he's going to get all Mizu on my ass.

00:01:03.000 Which I didn't know what that meant, but apparently it means Missouri.

00:01:07.000 I guess they have a special way of beating up people who just beat them up.

00:01:13.000 By the way, I did not randomly beat up the guy.

00:01:17.000 He was an acquaintance, and he was wasted, and he said his goal was to be on Jeopardy.

00:01:28.000 And he said to me, Gavin, when everyone's drunk, they yell my name.

00:01:33.000 I don't know why that is.

00:01:34.000 Gavin!

00:01:35.000 Larry Bud Melman, you know him?

00:01:38.000 The fat guy from the old Letterman show.

00:01:40.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:01:41.000 What's his real name?

00:01:44.000 I don't know.

00:01:45.000 Nobody knows.

00:01:46.000 Who the fuck knows Larry Bud Melman's real name?

00:01:49.000 And then whatever his name, look it up, just for the sake of this story.

00:01:53.000 And then he's like, man.

00:01:57.000 And then he says, Calvert DeForest.

00:02:01.000 You fuck.

00:02:02.000 And then he takes my beer and goes, wham.

00:02:07.000 And it goes flying across the bar, which is not far.

00:02:12.000 We were at a bar called Snackies, which was an Asian restaurant my friend owned.

00:02:16.000 And it was near my old house.

00:02:17.000 So I would go there a lot and just sit at the bar while everyone had their fucking ramen noodles.

00:02:22.000 And it went, psycho!

00:02:23.000 And launched like a rocket and smashed one of her.

00:02:26.000 And she was a young lady.

00:02:27.000 Her fucking brother had a brain tumor.

00:02:29.000 She's busting her ass, making this place work.

00:02:31.000 I guarantee it's gone now.

00:02:34.000 And I just snapped.

00:02:36.000 It's very hard to make me mad.

00:02:38.000 Like with JL there.

00:02:41.000 You lost your temper way before me.

00:02:44.000 I couldn't start fighting him until he knocked me out by throwing me into the driveway.

00:02:47.000 And then I finally said, all right, that's it.

00:02:50.000 Yeah.

00:02:50.000 And I said, all right, that's it.

00:02:52.000 I just grabbed him and I lifted him off his barstool, dragged him outside, pop, pop, and walked away.

00:03:00.000 And then I got maybe 8 million texts about getting all Mizu on my ass.

00:03:05.000 Want to a motherfucker face.

00:03:07.000 Dude, we have a hell of a show.

00:03:09.000 I haven't seen you in a week in this proper GOML context.

00:03:13.000 So this show is going to be 900 hours long.

00:03:15.000 I would suggest you parse it out.

00:03:17.000 You've got all weekend to get through it.

00:03:20.000 You youngsters are used to binging a lot.

00:03:24.000 You millennials, you binge.

00:03:26.000 So basically, you can watch the whole series.

00:03:29.000 This is a mini series.

00:03:31.000 I like them too, but I don't know if I like them that much.

00:03:34.000 Speaking of mini-series, I've been saving Pistol for a few Eps so I can enjoy it.

00:03:40.000 Although, they're all up, right?

00:03:41.000 Well, I've been saving it for a moment.

00:03:42.000 I want to watch it with my wife.

00:03:43.000 We're both ex-punk rockers.

00:03:46.000 But I'm hearing real bad things.

00:03:50.000 Oh, no.

00:03:51.000 Really bad.

00:03:53.000 Like, a British friend of mine's writing a letter to the BBC, which is so remarkably naive.

00:03:58.000 Are they going to get that?

00:03:59.000 Oh, fucking hell.

00:04:01.000 We got a letter from America, right?

00:04:03.000 I was happy.

00:04:04.000 Oh, good.

00:04:04.000 We're popular down there.

00:04:05.000 I'll get it.

00:04:06.000 It's from an expat.

00:04:07.000 He's from here.

00:04:08.000 He's not happy.

00:04:11.000 He says it wasn't good.

00:04:12.000 And my buddy goes, I'm so desperate as a Brit for this kind of entertainment.

00:04:16.000 You know, that was a seminal part of my life that I keep watching it.

00:04:19.000 It's like candy that you find from four years ago that's gone bad, but it's so yummy you keep eating it even though your lips go red.

00:04:27.000 We'll be getting to that, by the way, in a special feature called 10 Things I Love About the Boomers.

00:04:31.000 I'll probably make that the title of the show.

00:04:33.000 I challenged myself to take a group I hate the most and give them a fair shake.

00:04:40.000 Imagine a Klansman having to write about 10 things he loves about black people.

00:04:45.000 Actually, racial realist Jared Taylor wrote an article about, I don't know if it was 10, but it was Things I Love About Black People.

00:04:55.000 We're capable of such things.

00:04:58.000 Before we get into the nitty-gritty, oh, is this it?

00:05:01.000 This is Pistols?

00:05:02.000 Pistols.

00:05:03.000 The trailer seems corny, too.

00:05:06.000 This is the first episode.

00:05:07.000 Oh, really?

00:05:09.000 Well, I don't want to see it.

00:05:10.000 If you're going to show it, show the trailer.

00:05:14.000 But this is the way you should portray the sex pistols.

00:05:19.000 Malcolm McLaren was obsessed with fashion.

00:05:23.000 That's basically it.

00:05:24.000 Okay?

00:05:25.000 And he injected fashion into everything, including politics.

00:05:28.000 The sex pistols, Britain was at a time where there was finally a new class, the middle class.

00:05:33.000 It used to just be upper class and lower class.

00:05:36.000 So these lower class kids finally had a voice and they started expressing themselves in a very artistic way.

00:05:44.000 So there's a lot of anger there.

00:05:46.000 Steve Jones was a criminal.

00:05:48.000 Johnny Roton was mad at Britain for the way they treat the Irish.

00:05:53.000 And then Malcolm McLaren took that working class rage that finally had freedom and he fashionified it.

00:06:01.000 Politics wasn't that huge of a deal.

00:06:04.000 This was a fashion movement, ultimately.

00:06:07.000 But if this is all about changing the world, that's going to be gay.

00:06:12.000 God, I hope it's not fucking woke.

00:06:14.000 What if they make Polystyrene all about black rights and Mick Jones all about Jewish empowerment?

00:06:22.000 Oof.

00:06:25.000 Anyway, we'll keep you updated on that.

00:06:27.000 We can sort of jump to something I was going to say about shows.

00:06:30.000 I've got a whole Hollywood report.

00:06:31.000 No, let's be chronological.

00:06:33.000 I always regret leaving the chronology of the notes.

00:06:36.000 Jubilee, it's the whatever it is, the fucking 50th Jubilee in Britain.

00:06:41.000 If you check the newspapers, all they care about is this monarchy.

00:06:43.000 I used to hate the monarchy as a normal, rational kid, but in my old age, I'm like, kind of cool that it's lasted all these years.

00:06:50.000 I'm kind of impressed.

00:06:51.000 Sort of like Hasidic Jews.

00:06:53.000 When I see them on the street, I don't go, ew, you're a cult.

00:06:56.000 I go, wow, you managed to avoid Mickey Mouse, porn, rap, all of this stuff, and retain your culture like in amber for, what is it, 120 years, 200 years?

00:07:10.000 You try it.

00:07:11.000 We can barely hold on to this show for more than a month.

00:07:14.000 Our live show just lost a ticket collector.

00:07:17.000 This is about two weeks after it launched.

00:07:20.000 Now, add a few hundred years to that, and you have the Amish, the monarchy.

00:07:25.000 Well, the monarchy obviously goes way back.

00:07:29.000 And then they go, well, that money could be used for the poor.

00:07:32.000 I don't like that argument.

00:07:33.000 That money could be used for the poor.

00:07:35.000 Yeah, we could have used the 40 billion for this.

00:07:38.000 Any money the government gets in their hands, they squander.

00:07:41.000 So this whole idea of like, take money from more spending and give it to schools, that sounds good if there was an efficient system.

00:07:48.000 But it's all about the government spending money and taking their cut.

00:07:52.000 They could be spending it on molasses.

00:07:54.000 It's not relevant to them.

00:07:56.000 And you're never getting your money's worth.

00:07:58.000 So the best way to avoid any kind of corruption is just not to give them any money at all, no matter what their story is.

00:08:05.000 They keep changing their story.

00:08:06.000 Ignore it.

00:08:07.000 We've got to get the money and the power out of their hands because they're fucking corrupt, evil.

00:08:13.000 I was thinking about this all week, and it's kind of in the notes later on.

00:08:16.000 But there was this suicidal pizza delivery guy who the feds, a female fed, was taking advantage of and trying to get him to commit an act.

00:08:28.000 We can jump to that.

00:08:28.000 I don't mind if we jump around a tiny bit.

00:08:30.000 Let's just not make it a habit.

00:08:33.000 And I'm like, wait a minute.

00:08:35.000 This is 58A.

00:08:37.000 Could you get more corrupt than this?

00:08:39.000 Literally, it's the most corrupt you could possibly have in the government.

00:08:44.000 It's government terrorism.

00:08:46.000 What is terrorism?

00:08:47.000 It's committing an act of violence for political gain, right?

00:08:50.000 The FBI catfished a suicidally depressed pizza delivery guy.

00:08:55.000 The agent catfishing him repeatedly tried to get him to commit a terrorist attack.

00:08:59.000 He repeatedly talked her out of it.

00:09:02.000 So they arrested him on gun possession.

00:09:05.000 There's the guy.

00:09:05.000 Go down a little bit.

00:09:08.000 How a suicidal pizza man found himself ensnared in an FBI terror sting.

00:09:15.000 So we saw this with Governor Whitmer.

00:09:18.000 We saw this with Buffalo.

00:09:20.000 The Buffalo shooter had been talking to a federal agent.

00:09:23.000 So do we have federal agents out there talking to the mentally ill and encouraging them to kidnap people, commit crimes with guns that we want banned, we, the government want spanned?

00:09:35.000 Is that what's going on here?

00:09:36.000 Because now you have a government committing terrorism.

00:09:40.000 I mean, we mock Saudi Arabia and China, but do we have a government that is encouraging terrorist acts against its own people to further its own aims?

00:09:52.000 That's pretty bad.

00:09:54.000 I saw that dude from Prague or U saying he's not a libertarian because libertarians just go, oh, it's up to you if you want to do that.

00:10:01.000 But we've gone beyond it's up to you.

00:10:03.000 We need a fucking formidable force to go against an institution that is convincing our mentally ill to commit acts of terror to benefit them at a moment when mental illness is through the fucking roof.

00:10:19.000 You want to see mental illness?

00:10:21.000 Check out 11A.

00:10:26.000 I was totally lost in this.

00:10:28.000 What?

00:10:28.000 What are you doing?

00:10:29.000 Is that 11A?

00:10:32.000 Oh no, it's the one right below it.

00:10:37.000 Cringy.

00:10:40.000 Dude, this is every school shooter to be.

00:10:44.000 This is like a Fed fucking buffet dinner.

00:10:48.000 Feds just walk.

00:10:50.000 It's like the animal house scene with John Belushi going to the various food stations at the cafeteria.

00:10:55.000 This is a Fed just going through this.

00:10:57.000 Like this guy.

00:11:16.000 There's one.

00:11:17.000 Go to the next one.

00:11:18.000 When you look up this account, you will not be able to stop.

00:11:21.000 Look at this guy.

00:11:22.000 Normal guy, regular guy, everything cool.

00:11:24.000 Oh, what the fuck?

00:11:27.000 You have access to a skateboard?

00:11:30.000 So we don't have mental health in this country.

00:11:32.000 We're over-medicated.

00:11:34.000 There's no mental health facilities.

00:11:35.000 We have all these loonies walking around.

00:11:37.000 And the fucking psychotic deep swamp, that's not a good one.

00:11:41.000 Go to the next one.

00:11:42.000 Has decided to get into these kids' ears and start suggesting they might want to shoot up a school or kidnap a governor or storm the capital.

00:12:02.000 Why don't use your magical powers to go to the dentist?

00:12:06.000 Look at these fucking every can the feds convince him to go to the orthodontist?

00:12:11.000 That would be look at this guy.

00:12:16.000 I don't like really that the fact that they're like printed on instead of like actually embroidered.

00:12:22.000 But I mean well you spent $18 on a Halloween costume.

00:12:25.000 I'm sorry we didn't break out the embroidery machine.

00:12:27.000 It's actually pretty cozy.

00:12:29.000 Cozy.

00:12:30.000 I don't also like the fact that the sleeve the his fur on the sleeves were printed on it.

00:12:36.000 Would you like real fur?

00:12:37.000 Don't pigs not have fur?

00:12:41.000 Maybe he's a bore.

00:12:44.000 He's definitely bored.

00:12:44.000 He sure is.

00:12:47.000 She's using a filter, of course.

00:12:51.000 When your mom gets KFC and you want a little bowl of mac and cheese, but they forget the fork.

00:12:57.000 It's not just potential shooters.

00:12:59.000 It's also disgusting pigs.

00:13:02.000 Anyway.

00:13:05.000 Speaking of disgusting pigs, I thought this was another example of mental problems in America.

00:13:14.000 I don't know if this is real, but it probably is.

00:13:16.000 This is someone complaining that they got too many cookies and they would like a refund.

00:13:21.000 Now, my brother's fiancé makes fancy cakes for a living, and he tells me similar stories.

00:13:31.000 This is not unusual.

00:13:32.000 Thank you for the cookies.

00:13:33.000 They tasted and looked amazing, but there were two extra cookies that we didn't order.

00:13:38.000 So I would like a refund on those, please, as we didn't order those.

00:13:43.000 Hi, I'm glad you like the cookies.

00:13:44.000 The extra two cookies were free complimentary cookies.

00:13:48.000 You were not charged for those.

00:13:50.000 Yes, but we didn't order them.

00:13:52.000 And you added them anyway.

00:13:54.000 So I would like a refund on those.

00:13:58.000 Next one.

00:14:01.000 Yes, I understand you did not order the extra two cookies as they are free complimentary cookies.

00:14:07.000 As you were not charged for these cookies, the refund amount would be $0.

00:14:11.000 And thank you for the proper use of the dollar sign.

00:14:13.000 If you like, you can return the two free complimentary cookies.

00:14:17.000 Thank you, Lisa.

00:14:18.000 Lisa, we did not order or want these extra cookies.

00:14:23.000 And I'm not driving all the way there to return two cookies.

00:14:26.000 Please just refund me for them.

00:14:31.000 And my brother also said, when you argue with these people, they fucking destroy your life.

00:14:36.000 Like your Yelp blows up.

00:14:38.000 They get really fucking mad.

00:14:39.000 In fact, if you own a business and someone says that, refund the two cookies immediately.

00:14:45.000 They are retarded, and in some ways, they're geniuses.

00:14:50.000 But without the genius part.

00:14:53.000 He also told me about an influencer.

00:14:58.000 This woman makes fancy cakes, cakes that look like a screwdriver.

00:15:01.000 In fact, at her office once, he picked up a pair of pliers and they were cake.

00:15:08.000 And so she made a cake for some influencer, and I don't know what it was.

00:15:11.000 Probably my cock, I would imagine, right?

00:15:14.000 That's what most cake people make.

00:15:17.000 And the influencer put it up on Instagram.

00:15:19.000 She has 3 million followers, this chick.

00:15:22.000 Guess how many followers the cake maker got from that link?

00:15:31.000 Influencing is a myth.

00:15:34.000 It doesn't work.

00:15:35.000 I mean, Kylie Jenner, with her 8,000 billion followers, can probably move the needle.

00:15:40.000 But for the most part, it's a mythical thing.

00:15:43.000 And it's such an integral part of our society.

00:15:45.000 My book, which I called The Death of Cool, it was initially released as How to Piss in Public.

00:15:52.000 I didn't want that name.

00:15:54.000 The book's not about how to piss in public.

00:15:56.000 But Simon Schuster said, well, you have a viral video out.

00:15:59.000 It's got like 7 million views on how to piss in public.

00:16:02.000 So we'll use that.

00:16:04.000 It didn't make a difference.

00:16:06.000 And I know, because when I re-released the paperback as Death the Cool, the sales were just be, look at this.

00:16:14.000 They've got a retard as an influencer, but they don't want to exploit her, so they made her up.

00:16:19.000 The fake influencer trying to inspire real change.

00:16:22.000 Kami, the world's first virtual social media star with Down syndrome, launches Instagram to try and hit back at filtered and perfect beauty standards.

00:16:32.000 Wait a minute.

00:16:34.000 What the fuck are you trying to do?

00:16:37.000 So we don't find Down syndrome women attractive enough?

00:16:44.000 Isn't that God's thing?

00:16:47.000 Didn't he make them weird so we wouldn't breed with them?

00:16:51.000 Are Down syndrome girls beautiful?

00:16:52.000 And then the other problem is they're wonderful creatures, by the way.

00:16:56.000 I don't want them.

00:16:56.000 We're the ones not aborting them.

00:16:57.000 You aborted them.

00:16:59.000 But are you supposed to find them sexually attractive?

00:17:03.000 Should you want to fuck a woman with Down syndrome?

00:17:05.000 Because that's what attraction is based on, by the way.

00:17:08.000 Or a robot with Down syndrome.

00:17:10.000 There's beautiful babies.

00:17:12.000 There's beautiful old ladies that are 90 and elegant.

00:17:15.000 But the majority of attraction is, I want to fuck you, and the majority of fucking is procreation.

00:17:20.000 But you take away the procreation.

00:17:24.000 What, you don't want a fucking fertile woman, Gavin?

00:17:26.000 Well, that's kind of a switch, a ru.

00:17:29.000 The sperm goes, what the fuck?

00:17:31.000 What happened?

00:17:31.000 Where did the uterus go?

00:17:35.000 Also in the retarded news.

00:17:38.000 Okay, that's...

00:17:40.000 You know what?

00:17:41.000 I would probably like to fuck that.

00:17:44.000 That's like...

00:17:45.000 You'll have to ask me later on.

00:17:47.000 It's hitting the uncanny valley of...

00:17:48.000 Did Amber Heard have a fucking shart on her dress?

00:17:53.000 But you're too young to understand that, Ryan.

00:17:55.000 You probably think that's unfuckable.

00:17:58.000 No, it's just there's something about her specifically that's like uncanny valley almost.

00:18:03.000 Well, that's a weird take.

00:18:06.000 See, I remember being your age and just being like, eh, age spots.

00:18:10.000 No, that's like 23.

00:18:13.000 When you're 23, you Puerto Ricans are hornier than us, but you get to like 40 and you start seeing 60-year-olds as hot.

00:18:21.000 Like, that's pretty nice.

00:18:23.000 But yeah, speaking of retardation, fun new sport out that we should probably start following.

00:18:27.000 I may abandon the Mets.

00:18:28.000 They let me down last night.

00:18:30.000 I don't know what my Met's at.

00:18:32.000 Shit, I should know, right?

00:18:34.000 I was at 800 last night.

00:18:36.000 I lost 100, so I'm at 700.

00:18:39.000 You can make that on your own time, Ryan, during a lull in the excitement.

00:18:44.000 But just so you know, I'm at $700, and that's 35 wins, 18 losses.

00:18:52.000 My fucking bookie's all pissed off.

00:18:55.000 He goes, you're killing me.

00:18:57.000 I go, first of all, I've only had one payout, so that's $500.

00:19:01.000 I'm probably not going to get the second payout, because we do every $500.

00:19:06.000 And I've given you thousands of dollars.

00:19:08.000 I'm killing you?

00:19:13.000 But did you get that $35,18,700?

00:19:17.000 Yep.

00:19:19.000 Yeah, new sport, Ice Wars.

00:19:21.000 The best part of hockey is the fighting.

00:19:24.000 I'm sad that this is the only fighting left in America is hockey.

00:19:30.000 But it looks like they've isolated that fantastic spot of the sport and made it a fun thing to check out.

00:19:44.000 For those of you new to this, I bet $100 on every Mets game.

00:19:47.000 I committed to an entire season.

00:19:48.000 I could have lost $16,000, could have won $16,000.

00:19:52.000 I'm up for now, and then we don't have Scherzer or DeGrom.

00:20:00.000 I guess you just have to get him down.

00:20:07.000 Are they hockey players or professional fighters in hockey gear?

00:20:12.000 Or goons.

00:20:17.000 Whoa, he got fucked up pretty bad.

00:20:21.000 Everybody knows that the best part of hockey is the fact that the players can go out there and throw hands at any given moment.

00:20:26.000 Well, this promotion cuts out every other.

00:20:28.000 Wait, I wanted to hear that.

00:20:30.000 This is Ice Wars, a hockey fighting promotion.

00:20:33.000 Literally, it's just for the hockey fighting.

00:20:35.000 Each fight consists of two one-minute rounds, which allows these guys to go absolutely ape shit.

00:20:39.000 And to make things better, each competitor fights in four-ounce MMA gloves.

00:20:43.000 But my personal favorite part of this all is all the hockey nicknames you get.

00:20:46.000 They just had their first tournament dubbed King of the Rink.

00:20:49.000 And look at some of the names on this list.

00:20:51.000 You got Diamond Hands, Bone Saw, Buckethead, and then some guy who just used his actual name, Corey Allen.

00:20:58.000 Nothing beats hockey names, for real.

00:21:00.000 Nothing.

00:21:01.000 I love watching this promotion because it's just absolute madness.

00:21:04.000 It's amazing.

00:21:05.000 They even had a fight recently between two brothers.

00:21:08.000 Yes, two brothers.

00:21:10.000 What's going on?

00:21:10.000 If you've got a lot of hockey fights, make sure you tap into Ice Wars because they might be the next big promotion.

00:21:15.000 All right, so we have to check that out.

00:21:16.000 We'll keep you posted on the Ice Rink.

00:21:19.000 What's it called?

00:21:20.000 Ice Wars playoffs.

00:21:23.000 Speaking of the state of the Union and the condition of the West, you think education's bad.

00:21:29.000 You see these libs of TikTok teachers and you go, wow, these teachers are retarded.

00:21:37.000 How can they be getting educated?

00:21:39.000 How can they be educating kids?

00:21:41.000 How can any information be passed from their brain to a child's brain?

00:21:45.000 And if you have teenagers like I do, ask them a question.

00:21:49.000 Ask them, who is Thomas Jefferson?

00:21:51.000 I asked my son, this NYC man on the street.

00:21:58.000 He did say 16 for the first question.

00:22:00.000 At least he got the other ones.

00:22:02.000 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

00:22:03.000 Stop, stop, stop, stop.

00:22:06.000 Let's do it with you, Ryan.

00:22:07.000 Okay.

00:22:08.000 I can remember them all, I think.

00:22:10.000 What is the square root of four?

00:22:12.000 Is it two?

00:22:14.000 Yes.

00:22:15.000 What countries border America?

00:22:18.000 Canada, Mexico.

00:22:21.000 And that's it.

00:22:23.000 Name three countries in North America.

00:22:27.000 Okay.

00:22:28.000 Canada.

00:22:30.000 Wait, wait, wait.

00:22:31.000 There's not three countries in North America.

00:22:32.000 There's two.

00:22:34.000 There's the United States of America.

00:22:37.000 And there's Canada.

00:22:39.000 Mexico is in North America.

00:22:41.000 I thought that was Central America.

00:22:42.000 Okay.

00:22:42.000 That's not a continent.

00:22:44.000 There's South America and North America.

00:22:46.000 Central America is not a continent.

00:22:48.000 Oh, you're right.

00:22:52.000 Who fought in the Revolutionary War?

00:22:55.000 Revolutionary War was the British and the Americans.

00:22:59.000 Who is the leader of Russia?

00:23:02.000 Currently Putin.

00:23:03.000 President Vladimir Putin.

00:23:06.000 Is that it?

00:23:08.000 Let's see.

00:23:09.000 I could stop the questions before they answer them.

00:23:12.000 Yeah, well, stop it if it's a new one I didn't just say.

00:23:14.000 Okay.

00:23:15.000 Eruda 4 is?

00:23:17.000 16.

00:23:18.000 Who fought in the Revolutionary War?

00:23:21.000 I don't even know what that war is, to be honest.

00:23:23.000 Do you know who the leader of Russia is?

00:23:27.000 I forgot his name.

00:23:28.000 Who's the leader of you?

00:23:31.000 Who's in charge of you?

00:23:32.000 You fucking mob.

00:23:34.000 I remember another question.

00:23:36.000 What directions are on a compass?

00:23:38.000 North, south, east, west.

00:23:40.000 Good.

00:23:40.000 These are crazy easy.

00:23:42.000 What's the First Amendment?

00:23:44.000 Freedom of speech.

00:23:45.000 Well, be more specific.

00:23:49.000 The right to freedom of expression, freedom of press, freedom of...

00:23:53.000 Nothing shall infringe.

00:23:54.000 Yeah.

00:23:55.000 Okay.

00:23:55.000 And the Second Amendment's there to back up the first.

00:23:58.000 Yeah.

00:24:00.000 You know what the First Amendment is?

00:24:05.000 My history teacher would be disappointed in me.

00:24:08.000 Wait, we're acting as if we have to pause as if the answer will be coming after any of these.

00:24:14.000 There's no need.

00:24:14.000 Don't worry about it.

00:24:17.000 Remember this guy?

00:24:18.000 He's the guy who did, how do you spell three?

00:24:20.000 Right.

00:24:21.000 And she was like, what did she say again?

00:24:23.000 She was like, two, three, R-E-E or something.

00:24:27.000 Three R-E-E.

00:24:29.000 That's amazing.

00:24:30.000 By the way, I saw some video of some comedian who totally dismantles the Second Amendment.

00:24:35.000 And he goes, okay, you have to care about all the amendments or you can't just care about one.

00:24:42.000 And he says, the Fourth Amendment says that you get to go to court and have a jury of your peers for any matter over $20.

00:24:49.000 Now, no one pays attention to that.

00:24:51.000 So why pay attention to the Second Amendment?

00:24:53.000 Because that doesn't come up.

00:24:55.000 You can enforce that.

00:24:57.000 You can go to court for $20, but it's not an issue.

00:25:00.000 It's not a problem.

00:25:01.000 The gun thing is a problem.

00:25:03.000 Being armed is a problem.

00:25:05.000 Didn't I just tell you about 20 minutes ago about a government that is talking to the mentally ill and trying to get them to commit mass shootings?

00:25:13.000 I want to be armed.

00:25:15.000 Like, we know that mental illness is a huge part, I'd say 80% of mass shootings.

00:25:21.000 But I'm coming to terms with the fact that the government likes that.

00:25:26.000 Or at least a large part of the swamp is into using that weapon, which is why we can't pussyfoot around here with petitions and maybes and doing an honest day's work.

00:25:38.000 I mean, someone goes low.

00:25:40.000 You got to go lower to win.

00:25:43.000 Anyway, go back to the man on the street.

00:25:47.000 No.

00:25:48.000 What two countries border the U.S.?

00:25:53.000 I really don't know.

00:25:55.000 I don't know.

00:25:56.000 The country above us and below us, dude.

00:25:58.000 Like, if you had to guess.

00:26:00.000 What, Africa?

00:26:01.000 Do you need three countries?

00:26:03.000 Africa.

00:26:03.000 Is it North America?

00:26:11.000 Um, North America.

00:26:16.000 You know this.

00:26:18.000 I do.

00:26:18.000 Do you know what the four directions on a compass are?

00:26:21.000 A compass?

00:26:22.000 What is that?

00:26:23.000 Do you know what the spirit is?

00:26:24.000 What is a compass?

00:26:26.000 Wow.

00:26:27.000 I think if we could do third grade tests to New York City high school graduates, it would be hair-whiteningly bad.

00:26:39.000 Like...

00:26:40.000 Civil War?

00:26:41.000 Kindergarten.

00:26:42.000 I think kindergarten might be challenging.

00:26:44.000 What's his name?

00:26:46.000 Kennedy?

00:26:47.000 Kennedy's.

00:26:48.000 Yeah, Kennedy against him.

00:26:49.000 We will fight the South with everything it takes.

00:26:53.000 Do you know how many continents there are?

00:26:56.000 No.

00:26:57.000 Who fought in the Civil War?

00:26:59.000 I don't know.

00:27:00.000 How many states make up the United States?

00:27:02.000 How many states make...

00:27:03.000 Dude!

00:27:05.000 I know this.

00:27:07.000 You know this.

00:27:11.000 I don't want to do this to the city.

00:27:12.000 Say a number, say a number.

00:27:14.000 I don't know.

00:27:14.000 No, you do know this.

00:27:15.000 Tell me.

00:27:17.000 Do you know who the president was before Trump?

00:27:21.000 Hmm.

00:27:25.000 No.

00:27:25.000 You know what?

00:27:26.000 3 times, 3 times 3 times.

00:27:27.000 That's way too far back in history.

00:27:30.000 You ever see the one where probably the best asking a person a question I've ever seen.

00:27:38.000 Better than how to spell 3?

00:27:40.000 Yes.

00:27:41.000 Good luck beating that.

00:27:44.000 How do you spell 3?

00:27:46.000 It has to do with how many genders there are.

00:27:47.000 You remember that?

00:27:48.000 3 is spelled GX-ampersand base clef three.

00:27:57.000 You forgot the hashtag.

00:27:59.000 Genders are there.

00:28:00.000 Circled with a red grease pencil.

00:28:04.000 How many genders are there?

00:28:05.000 Oh, yeah, this one.

00:28:07.000 I don't know.

00:28:07.000 I just got here.

00:28:10.000 Yeah, that's an alien, though.

00:28:12.000 He travels from planet to planet.

00:28:14.000 He was just at another planet where there was one gender.

00:28:16.000 I just got here.

00:28:17.000 I just started counting.

00:28:18.000 I'm up to two.

00:28:22.000 Important call.

00:28:24.000 Hi, this is Charles from Dealer Servicing.

00:28:26.000 Your phone just came across my desk, and it looks like your vehicle may be at risk of losing coverage.

00:28:31.000 I don't know.

00:28:32.000 Hmm.

00:28:32.000 Thanks for caring, robot.

00:28:36.000 Here's possibly the hottest woman in the world.

00:28:40.000 What's her name?

00:28:42.000 Gomez?

00:28:43.000 Cynthia Gomez?

00:28:44.000 Salvador?

00:28:45.000 Louis J. Gomez.

00:28:46.000 Ramos?

00:28:48.000 Savannah Hernandez.

00:28:49.000 Very close.

00:28:51.000 I like to apologize for this, but this is just how a man works.

00:28:55.000 When you look at her, most of your brain is thinking about what she's doing, but there's a portion of your brain going, what if?

00:29:02.000 What if I had married her?

00:29:03.000 How often would we have sex?

00:29:05.000 Would I be bored of her?

00:29:07.000 Would I find her less attractive after a while?

00:29:11.000 Would I dress her up in lingerie?

00:29:13.000 Would I suck her toes?

00:29:16.000 Would she be a slob?

00:29:18.000 That just is in the back of your head.

00:29:20.000 Just boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop.

00:29:23.000 Opening the border and allowing anyone from any country to come in.

00:29:26.000 How do we feel about that?

00:29:28.000 Pretty good.

00:29:29.000 I think so.

00:29:30.000 I honestly think we should allow more people in.

00:29:33.000 I think that the process for coming into this country should be a lot easier than it currently is.

00:29:37.000 They're perfectly good people.

00:29:39.000 Can't really pick and choose who's good and who's not.

00:29:41.000 Stop.

00:29:42.000 Yeah, you can.

00:29:44.000 In fact, that's how nations are built.

00:29:46.000 And right now, Mexico is choosing who's good and who's bad.

00:29:53.000 And they're taking who's bad and sending them over the border.

00:29:55.000 Vincente Fox didn't even hide it.

00:29:57.000 He said, we don't have room in our prisons for these people.

00:29:59.000 We have to send them north.

00:30:01.000 They treated America like a giant prison.

00:30:04.000 And it's a pretty good prison.

00:30:05.000 It's much better than Mexican prisons.

00:30:07.000 This is why women should not be in politics.

00:30:11.000 It is a numbers game.

00:30:13.000 If there was 300,000 illegals in this country, I wouldn't give a shit.

00:30:18.000 There's probably about 50 million illegals.

00:30:22.000 Now I care.

00:30:23.000 That's a lot of 331 million.

00:30:28.000 Mexican mafia gang members.

00:30:30.000 The impenetrable Mexican mafia.

00:30:33.000 How the fuck do you penetrate MS-13?

00:30:37.000 When you join, they go back to El Salvador, Mexico, Guatemala, whatever.

00:30:42.000 They make sure they know who your grandmother is, who your cousins are, who your mother is, so they can kill her if you fuck around and if you snitch.

00:30:50.000 So that's handled.

00:30:52.000 Then you get a tattoo of a 1-3 on your face.

00:30:55.000 So you get a random fed.

00:30:57.000 He's not going to tattoo 1.3 on his face, and he has no connections in El Salvador.

00:31:03.000 So how the fuck do you penetrate?

00:31:05.000 So you can't.

00:31:05.000 So what the FBI seems to have done is just given up, and they focused on proud boys, oath keepers, old grannies who went to Jan 6, because that's the easy prey.

00:31:17.000 Why would we have to penetrate MS-13 when they've penetrated this very country already?

00:31:28.000 Because they've penetrated this country already.

00:31:32.000 That's why we have to penetrate them.

00:31:33.000 I see.

00:31:35.000 That's probably the least profound thing ever said.

00:31:38.000 It felt good.

00:31:40.000 So it's kind of just like, we just got to open it up, and if cartel members come over, that's just kind of unfortunate, but it happens.

00:31:50.000 Yeah, I really.

00:31:52.000 How do we feel about just, you know, really opening the border?

00:31:55.000 Thank you.

00:31:55.000 I really don't know.

00:31:56.000 Cannibal cartels inside Mexico's drug gangs who force members to eat human hearts and serves victims' buttocks on toast.

00:32:04.000 Victims' buttocks on toast?

00:32:05.000 How big is this toast?

00:32:06.000 How big is the buttocks?

00:32:08.000 Poor Ben over here, innocent victim caught up in the violence.

00:32:14.000 Yeah, it's happening like every moment of the day, like chainsaw, beheadings, and oh, yeah.

00:32:19.000 It's a level of violence we can't handle.

00:32:21.000 Yeah, really just.

00:32:22.000 So yeah, I'd rather just get on TikTok and talk to some Asperger furry about kidnapping a governor.

00:32:29.000 That seems a lot easier day's work.

00:32:32.000 Meanwhile, they're all over Long Island.

00:32:39.000 Ethan Klein.

00:32:42.000 Everyone's caught up with this, right?

00:32:45.000 He said we should bomb the NRA.

00:32:47.000 That's ancient Chinese secret now, I guess?

00:32:50.000 You went, you they ratioed me hard on Twitter.

00:32:54.000 Is that 20A or 21?

00:32:58.000 Why did you jump?

00:32:59.000 Ethan Klein.

00:33:00.000 Okay.

00:33:01.000 So do 20A.

00:33:14.000 Someone should bomb that building.

00:33:16.000 There's no repercussions.

00:33:18.000 There's no consequences because that's Kai Suckle Gang.

00:33:24.000 Who's Kai Supplegang?

00:33:26.000 He's part of the Suckle Gang, America First Guy.

00:33:29.000 Okay.

00:33:30.000 He lifts and he encourages people to suck on titties for milk.

00:33:34.000 A ratio.

00:33:36.000 No.

00:33:37.000 It's a thing that's happening.

00:33:39.000 John Doyle's a part of it now.

00:33:40.000 I think Elijah Schaefer's Suckle Gang.

00:33:42.000 I think Josh LeCall.

00:33:43.000 Do you suck your...

00:33:45.000 Some stranger's tits?

00:33:48.000 I think they're more bad.

00:33:49.000 Are you kidding me?

00:33:50.000 I'm not.

00:33:51.000 It's Suckle Gang.

00:33:53.000 It's a joke, though.

00:33:55.000 No.

00:33:56.000 I can see there being nutrients in breast milk, but women only lactate for very short amounts of time.

00:34:02.000 I've been with my wife for 20 years.

00:34:04.000 She's been lactating for maybe like a total of a year in total.

00:34:11.000 I think right when they introduce him, he just says suckle gang.

00:34:15.000 Welcome to the show, Kai.

00:34:16.000 Hey, what's up, guys?

00:34:17.000 Glad to be here.

00:34:18.000 Hashtag suckle gang.

00:34:19.000 Hashtag suckle gang.

00:34:20.000 See?

00:34:21.000 That doesn't.

00:34:22.000 What do you mean, see?

00:34:24.000 It's a thing.

00:34:25.000 You're lying.

00:34:26.000 I swear.

00:34:27.000 And I swear.

00:34:28.000 How do you get milk out of your girlfriend's tits?

00:34:30.000 She's 21.

00:34:31.000 My wife is lactating, but other people don't have that luxury, so I don't know.

00:34:36.000 Why don't you share?

00:34:37.000 I'd like to suckle.

00:34:39.000 I won't touch your wife's tits, but could you bring a jar in?

00:34:41.000 Yes.

00:34:42.000 That would be great.

00:34:43.000 I could absolutely do that.

00:34:44.000 I could actually message.

00:34:46.000 Okay, that makes hashtag suckle juice.

00:34:48.000 If we're going to be here for four hours, I might be able to have that during the show, if you're interested.

00:34:53.000 Yeah, have her bring some tit juice.

00:34:56.000 That's the least flattering way to put that.

00:34:59.000 They ratioed me hard on Twitter, but okay, you know.

00:35:04.000 You live by the ratio, you die by the ratio.

00:35:06.000 It happens, you know.

00:35:07.000 Sometimes you eat the barn, sometimes the bar eats you.

00:35:10.000 But if you do come to my house to harm me or my wife, I have a loaded shotgun.

00:35:15.000 I will literally shoot you and kill you, okay?

00:35:18.000 So to say I'm against violence.

00:35:20.000 Yo, this is how I sit in bed and I think about the walk-op on my gun cabinet.

00:35:28.000 I imagine how fast I can get there.

00:35:30.000 Punch in the code.

00:35:32.000 Take out the gun.

00:35:33.000 You just told us that.

00:35:34.000 Your gun needs a code.

00:35:36.000 I've just made your wife and kid more vulnerable.

00:35:39.000 Yeah, thanks for telling us your security system and how it works.

00:35:48.000 Okay.

00:35:49.000 So, I'm not against violence when it's necessary.

00:35:52.000 Punching a guy for saying a stupid joke is not necessary.

00:35:56.000 And if you want to test me, come to my fucking house.

00:35:58.000 And I've got seven bullets.

00:36:01.000 There's a semi-automatic weapon.

00:36:03.000 And I can unleash seven fucking bullets on you without even have to clock that bitch.

00:36:07.000 They're not bullets.

00:36:09.000 Wow, so we know exactly how to go kill Ethan Klein.

00:36:13.000 Make sure you get him when he's not near his safe.

00:36:15.000 And if he does start shooting, you have to wait one, two, three, four, five, six, seven.

00:36:20.000 Why don't you tell us where your cameras are too, you fucking boob?

00:36:27.000 Okay, I want to get into this Hollywood report.

00:36:29.000 But last thing that's been going around in the inimitable quest to placate New York scumbags.

00:36:39.000 I don't know.

00:36:40.000 I guess it is imitable.

00:36:42.000 I mean, San Francisco's doing it.

00:36:46.000 Portland's doing it.

00:36:47.000 But look at this shit.

00:36:49.000 Don't be ashamed you are using.

00:36:53.000 Be empowered that you are using safely.

00:36:57.000 This is going around the subways.

00:37:00.000 Own it.

00:37:01.000 Own.

00:37:01.000 Like we started with own the fact that you're addicted to food and you're a fat, disgusting pig.

00:37:07.000 I'm talking about you, Ryan.

00:37:09.000 Oh, my God.

00:37:10.000 I'm fit.

00:37:12.000 But we knew that would be a problem.

00:37:15.000 I think we actually said a few times, we go, glorifying this overeating, how is that different than glorifying junkies?

00:37:21.000 Right.

00:37:22.000 And then New York State said, hold my beer.

00:37:26.000 Yeah, Anthony Coomey made that point when Big A broke his chair.

00:37:29.000 It's like...

00:37:30.000 Oh, yeah, that's what he said, too.

00:37:32.000 Big fat Big A sat down, and Anthony's a WAP, so his house looks like the Soprano's house, right?

00:37:38.000 He's got a fucking column.

00:37:40.000 Oh, yeah.

00:37:41.000 The curtains are like 30 feet, literally 30 feet high.

00:37:45.000 And the chairs are all ornate.

00:37:47.000 They look like King Arthur's, not King Henry VIII's chairs.

00:37:50.000 Woo-woop, whoop-whoop.

00:37:51.000 All these little line.

00:37:52.000 It's the opposite of my taste as far as design goes.

00:37:55.000 But they're very expensive.

00:37:56.000 Plush.

00:37:57.000 They got rivets in them and everything and plush red velour.

00:38:00.000 And Big A is just like, ah, and Anthony goes, how is that different than a junkie coming to my house and like falling asleep with the stove on and burning my kitchen down?

00:38:15.000 It's the same thing.

00:38:18.000 And then he loses all the charades games.

00:38:21.000 Anytime the answer is something that starts with an ST, time's up.

00:38:27.000 He has a stutter, folks at home.

00:38:29.000 Lovely guy.

00:38:31.000 Ryan, you're not allowed to talk during charades.

00:38:34.000 Well, no, when you say the answer, when you go, it's Steven Seagull.

00:38:40.000 So he's playing.

00:38:41.000 Yeah.

00:38:42.000 He's not doing the charade.

00:38:44.000 He's the one guessing.

00:38:45.000 Right.

00:38:45.000 And he loses.

00:38:46.000 Oh, your jokes take a lot of work.

00:38:47.000 Do they come with instructions?

00:38:48.000 These aren't jokes.

00:38:49.000 You are the Ikea of jokes.

00:38:51.000 Build them yourself.

00:38:52.000 Here's all the ingredients.

00:38:54.000 Hollywood Report.

00:38:56.000 We're still in the Hollywood zone.

00:38:58.000 I've got fucking Blake Ladley behind me, Gossip mags.

00:39:02.000 That's right.

00:39:03.000 But I've got a whole bunch of Hollywood reports here.

00:39:06.000 I already talked yesterday, right?

00:39:08.000 Or on Wednesday about Liam Neeson's new shit movie.

00:39:11.000 Well, why don't we hit a bumper?

00:39:13.000 Celebrity gossip.

00:39:14.000 Oh, we have a bumper?

00:39:15.000 Yep.

00:39:15.000 Oh, great.

00:39:27.000 Who made that?

00:39:28.000 I forget.

00:39:29.000 It's gay.

00:39:32.000 Have I talked, did I talk on Anthony's show about Liam Neeson and the memory movie?

00:39:37.000 I don't remember.

00:39:38.000 He's a hitman.

00:39:40.000 He's senile.

00:39:41.000 He has dementia.

00:39:42.000 Parkinson's everything.

00:39:44.000 It's like Bruce Willis, but acting.

00:39:48.000 And he writes down his hits on his forearm.

00:39:52.000 Anyway, one of his hits is a 13-year-old girl.

00:39:55.000 He refuses to do that, and then he decides to shut down the whole cartel.

00:39:59.000 So this is him when he's a normal hitman.

00:40:01.000 That's just a bad guy.

00:40:02.000 This is going to be easy.

00:40:04.000 Boom.

00:40:05.000 Right?

00:40:07.000 But he starts stuttering and he wants to shut down the evil cartel run by Monica Bellucci, I think.

00:40:16.000 Oh, there's that guy too.

00:40:17.000 I don't like him.

00:40:18.000 Guy something.

00:40:24.000 But his...

00:40:25.000 Here, turn it up a bit.

00:40:26.000 His testimony means nothing because he's got dementia.

00:40:29.000 Her.

00:40:32.000 No.

00:40:34.000 I don't kill kids.

00:40:36.000 Call a contracto.

00:40:37.000 I don't hurt children.

00:40:38.000 Ever.

00:40:39.000 I don't hurt children.

00:40:40.000 Very carefully.

00:40:41.000 The girl stays alive.

00:40:43.000 You're answerable to me.

00:40:51.000 This movie sucks so much balls.

00:40:55.000 He's got memory problems and shit.

00:40:59.000 And you know why it sucks balls?

00:41:01.000 The same reason everything sucks balls these days.

00:41:04.000 There's too many fucking characters.

00:41:07.000 Forgive me if I've already said this, but on a soap opera or better call Saul or Sopranos, you can have multiple characters.

00:41:16.000 And I get to know them over the dozens of hours of footage.

00:41:21.000 In the case of soap operas, it's years.

00:41:24.000 They go so long, characters die and they just switch out the actor.

00:41:28.000 I had a friend who was addicted to soap operas because he grew up Seventh-day Adventist and he was only allowed to watch TV at his grandmother's house, which was soap opera, so that's all he knew.

00:41:36.000 And he said, it starts out and he says, the role of Ryan Katsu-Rivera will be played by Chris Cotton.

00:41:43.000 And he goes, it takes about 10 days, but then you get used to it and you move on and you can accept the new actor doing this character.

00:41:49.000 Anyway, that works for TV.

00:41:52.000 It doesn't work for movies.

00:41:53.000 I only have an hour or two hours to watch this.

00:41:57.000 I don't have time to keep track of all you people or to develop any kind of sympathy for you.

00:42:03.000 So they want to have visible minorities, female representation, blacks, Hispanics, deaf people, fucking throw a gimp in there.

00:42:12.000 And you're just like, I don't care if any of these people die.

00:42:15.000 Meanwhile, you're falling out of love with the protagonist.

00:42:18.000 You go like 20 minutes without seeing Liam Neeson and you're like, oh yeah, you're the guy that I came to see in the first place.

00:42:24.000 Now with Star Wars, when I was a kid, it was Luke Skywalker.

00:42:27.000 Yes, there was other guys, there was bad guys, there was Han Solo.

00:42:30.000 They were all ancillary to him.

00:42:32.000 These people all have their moment in the sun.

00:42:35.000 It's why Rogue One sucked.

00:42:38.000 It's why every movie sucks now.

00:42:40.000 Because everyone gets a participation trophy.

00:42:43.000 There's no lead character anymore.

00:42:46.000 You're the lead character.

00:42:47.000 You're the lead character.

00:42:48.000 You're the lead character.

00:42:49.000 You're the lead character.

00:42:50.000 Guy Pierce, that's his name.

00:42:54.000 And like in old movies, the chief of police or the main villain or whatever, their lives were dedicated to the protagonist.

00:43:03.000 So the villain is out to get the top detective, Dirty Harry.

00:43:08.000 So everyone around Dirty Harry is all about Dirty Harry.

00:43:10.000 It's Dirty Harry's partner or Dirty Harry's boss or the criminal that wants to kill Dirty Harry.

00:43:15.000 It's all dirty, dirty Harry.

00:43:17.000 This, there's like a Dirty Harry, a dirty Isaac.

00:43:20.000 There's a dirty Selena.

00:43:24.000 Ooh, Dirty Selena.

00:43:26.000 Selena.

00:43:27.000 Sometimes when my wife and I have sex, we switch roles.

00:43:30.000 And I'm a female and my name during that time is Dirty Selena.

00:43:34.000 And I wear a long black wig.

00:43:36.000 You do the watching machine?

00:43:38.000 And you know what she does when we fuck?

00:43:41.000 She chokes me.

00:43:42.000 How dare you.

00:43:44.000 Please never let anyone forget that Ryan Katsu Rivera likes to be choked when he's made love to.

00:43:50.000 That's not true.

00:43:51.000 I do not like that, and I shut it down very quickly.

00:43:54.000 This is also very exciting.

00:43:57.000 So remember all the shit Top Gun got in because they had a Taiwan flag?

00:44:02.000 I don't like saying Taiwanese because that's the Aboriginals.

00:44:05.000 The flag of Taiwan on Tom Cruise's jacket?

00:44:08.000 China said, we don't like that.

00:44:09.000 That's not a country.

00:44:10.000 They're a province of ours.

00:44:11.000 And Hollywood went, whatever.

00:44:14.000 Yes, yes, it's gone.

00:44:17.000 So they erased it in the new one and replaced it with something else.

00:44:20.000 I don't know, East Timor or something else China loves.

00:44:23.000 JK.

00:44:25.000 China said, I don't like this movie anyway, fuck you.

00:44:28.000 And then Hollywood, the producers of the new Top Gun, said, yeah, you know what?

00:44:33.000 Fuck you.

00:44:35.000 As Chinese financer bows out, Top Gun Maverick restores Taiwanese and Japanese flag patches.

00:44:43.000 China is asshole.

00:44:45.000 Isn't that fucking awesome?

00:44:47.000 Yeah, this is pretty cool.

00:44:48.000 This is the only instance I can think of in the past 10 years where major corporations and big money have said fuck you to China.

00:44:59.000 This is the opposite of Joe Biden.

00:45:01.000 I don't care if it's as tiny as a flag on a vest.

00:45:04.000 It is so rare.

00:45:05.000 Dude, they're fucking cutting blacks out of movies because China doesn't like to look at them.

00:45:09.000 You saw the posters for Star Wars.

00:45:10.000 I can't believe I'm referencing Star Wars so much these days, but they cut out the black stormtrooper.

00:45:15.000 They don't like Negroes over there.

00:45:18.000 And we instantly kowtow and say, no problem.

00:45:21.000 This movie looks awesome.

00:45:24.000 If you say it's for the show, I could probably go see it.

00:45:29.000 You want me to pay you 20 bucks?

00:45:32.000 What do you have here?

00:45:33.000 But then I would be it's for work so I could see a movie on my own.

00:45:36.000 Otherwise, it's rude.

00:45:37.000 Yeah, otherwise, it's care.

00:45:41.000 God, these things are intense.

00:45:44.000 Everyone here is the best there is.

00:45:46.000 Who the hell are they gonna get to teach us?

00:45:51.000 So, wait a minute.

00:45:52.000 That guy with the mustache, is he really Meg Ryan's kid?

00:45:57.000 Is he really the kid of the actors, or is he made to look like that?

00:46:11.000 Oh, yeah, watch this.

00:46:12.000 With all due respect, sir.

00:46:14.000 I'm not a teacher, just want to manage expectations.

00:46:20.000 What did he say?

00:46:21.000 What the hell?

00:46:22.000 Manage expectations.

00:46:24.000 Miles Keller.

00:46:25.000 He's his own guy.

00:46:26.000 You pronounce T's with a K?

00:46:28.000 Oh, I just...

00:46:30.000 Sorry.

00:46:31.000 What do you mean?

00:46:31.000 He looks like Richard Gere.

00:46:32.000 Wait, you were going to make an excuse.

00:46:34.000 Oh, I just...

00:46:34.000 I used to draw K's this time.

00:46:36.000 No, I saw it small over here, like in this lineup.

00:46:40.000 And I was like, oh, that's Keller.

00:46:42.000 Great excuse.

00:46:43.000 It's a mistake there, Mumbly.

00:46:47.000 Yesterday's Mumble Fest.

00:46:49.000 There's a Ben Crump movie.

00:46:52.000 This is our guy.

00:46:53.000 This is our mascot.

00:46:55.000 Right?

00:46:56.000 I love him.

00:46:56.000 I mean, he's our Mr. Met.

00:46:59.000 Who's more of a mascot to this, not just show, this brand, this whole network, than the man who taught Felonious Floyd to say the bird which is the bald eagle?

00:47:11.000 By the way, we fixed the link.

00:47:12.000 I told you that yesterday, right?

00:47:14.000 Censored.tv slash Orlando.

00:47:20.000 Is that an actor playing him?

00:47:22.000 It's a documentary about him, I see.

00:47:23.000 Take the bird which is the bald eagle.

00:47:27.000 Can someone help us get those pins?

00:47:29.000 I looked everywhere.

00:47:32.000 Now, when you have a pin like that on your lapel, you're not going to make one.

00:47:36.000 I guarantee you the minimum when you make those is $1,500.

00:47:41.000 So there's hundreds of those pins somewhere.

00:47:44.000 Are they in his desk drawer?

00:47:45.000 I want one.

00:47:46.000 Were you taught how to use the products from my Santos?

00:47:50.000 No.

00:47:51.000 People seek me out because they want somebody they feel they can trust.

00:47:56.000 Because you are the number one racial ambulance chaser in the country.

00:48:00.000 We make Al Jackson look like a...

00:48:02.000 Al Sharpton look like an underachiever.

00:48:09.000 Ugly.

00:48:10.000 Wait, I think I see it right here.

00:48:13.000 He got it.

00:48:15.000 Oh, he just bought another pin?

00:48:17.000 This looks like the exact same one, if I'm not mistaken.

00:48:19.000 Or the one where the silver one where it's standing on a thing?

00:48:22.000 Yeah.

00:48:22.000 I'm kind of embarrassed to admit I didn't think of that.

00:48:26.000 That he just bought someone else's.

00:48:28.000 Ben Crump.

00:48:30.000 Let me just check here.

00:48:32.000 I assumed it was his own.

00:48:33.000 It's his entire brand.

00:48:35.000 It's called...

00:48:35.000 The Bald Eagle Initiative.

00:48:37.000 The Bald Eagle Initiative.

00:48:38.000 And you just bought someone else's?

00:48:40.000 It's very similar.

00:48:42.000 Is that a fucking football?

00:48:45.000 Or is that Alars?

00:48:49.000 What the fuck?

00:48:49.000 It's a bullet.

00:48:51.000 Wait, what is he?

00:48:52.000 Is it a spaceship?

00:48:53.000 What's he on?

00:48:54.000 Zoom in.

00:48:55.000 Computer, enhance.

00:48:58.000 Computer, enhance.

00:49:01.000 Computer, enhance.

00:49:04.000 What the Samoa?

00:49:06.000 No.

00:49:07.000 What is that?

00:49:08.000 It's not a planet.

00:49:11.000 What are you doing, dude?

00:49:14.000 What the hell is that?

00:49:16.000 Not any of this.

00:49:19.000 So that'll be fun to watch.

00:49:24.000 Wait a minute.

00:49:27.000 Oh, shit.

00:49:28.000 I know what I did with that.

00:49:30.000 I'm going to have to steal Rob from Peter to pay Paul.

00:49:34.000 Because in feminism, we have a thing.

00:49:38.000 You're going to jump all the way to 80, Ryan.

00:49:44.000 And yes, that's how many links we have.

00:49:46.000 We're barely through page one.

00:49:48.000 It's going to be a long goal.

00:49:51.000 Hi, I'm currently dying, and I would like to schedule a consultation.

00:49:55.000 Uh, lie down.

00:49:58.000 Tara.

00:50:00.000 Hi there.

00:50:01.000 I'm sure you're familiar with the process.

00:50:05.000 When you know you're going to die, you can have yourself cloned.

00:50:10.000 You have very clean skin.

00:50:12.000 I like your shirt.

00:50:19.000 But life has thrown you a curveball.

00:50:22.000 You're not dying anymore.

00:50:24.000 Hold on a sec.

00:50:25.000 Go back.

00:50:26.000 What were the other movies?

00:50:27.000 The Art of Self-Defense?

00:50:29.000 Riley Stearns.

00:50:30.000 That's a chick, right?

00:50:33.000 Yeah, that's a chick.

00:50:34.000 No, just keep showing the trailer.

00:50:35.000 I'll look it up.

00:50:39.000 But life has thrown you a curveball.

00:50:40.000 Oh, looks like a guy.

00:50:42.000 Ew.

00:50:43.000 This guy.

00:50:44.000 Well, sort of a guy.

00:50:45.000 Yeah.

00:50:47.000 You're not dying anymore.

00:50:49.000 The duel to the death will be in approximately one year.

00:50:52.000 Wait.

00:50:53.000 Did you say duel to the death?

00:51:04.000 Can't have two of you walking around forever.

00:51:05.000 That'd be ridiculous.

00:51:09.000 Do you want to live?

00:51:13.000 Yes?

00:51:16.000 This guy's obsessed with martial arts.

00:51:18.000 I'd like to fight him.

00:51:19.000 I'm maybe a size smaller than you.

00:51:21.000 I'm going to kill her.

00:51:24.000 A properly trained human body is a weapon.

00:51:27.000 Okay, so that is a lefty's version of a Paul Rudd movie, which was already a lefty movie.

00:51:36.000 That is the exact same plot as Living With Yourself, 81, where Paul Rudd learns of a way to clone yourself, they kill him, and then he doesn't die.

00:51:49.000 So then his new quest is to kill the clone.

00:51:53.000 They cloned the movie.

00:51:56.000 And now one of them has to die.

00:51:59.000 The path of life brings us many troubles.

00:52:03.000 Hope, pain, penis, talk, sadness, humiliation.

00:52:07.000 Look what this warren meritocracy is doing to creativity.

00:52:10.000 They're just repeating movies from two years ago.

00:52:15.000 Better than ever.

00:52:16.000 A better you.

00:52:17.000 The best you can be.

00:52:20.000 That's what I want.

00:52:24.000 How do you feel?

00:52:27.000 Happy.

00:52:28.000 When the music starts to fade.

00:52:32.000 Oh, I don't want to keep these up.

00:52:35.000 Okay.

00:52:45.000 Are you okay?

00:52:45.000 Don't need to go down.

00:52:46.000 No, no, no, no, it's fine.

00:52:51.000 I woke up in a spa, went to work, and came home.

00:52:54.000 I woke up in a grave, and then I walked for six hours to find whatever the fuck you are.

00:52:59.000 Now, there's two me's.

00:53:01.000 Fuck that.

00:53:02.000 And funny, the trailer, the second trailer is way better.

00:53:05.000 Anyway, let's get back to work here.

00:53:08.000 AMC, you know, where you go to see movies?

00:53:12.000 They've decided to wage war on movies, their own movies.

00:53:17.000 What?

00:53:19.000 They are, before they show some disgusting, racist, sexist, birth of a nation hate porn like Police Academy, you know, in some vintage blast from the past, 80s Sundays at AMC.

00:53:34.000 Someone comes out and warns you that some of these jokes are old-fashioned.

00:53:39.000 Believe it or not, jokes from almost half a century ago are old.

00:53:47.000 Did you know that?

00:53:51.000 AMC Networks unveils new content initiative designed to get people talking about important and sometimes difficult issues.

00:53:57.000 Well, go back to the tweet, though, because this guy, oh, good.

00:54:00.000 No, no, go up.

00:54:04.000 AMC is breaking into its showing of Police Academy to have two talking heads shame the film's joke writers 38 years after the fact for not living up to 2022 standards on race, gender, and sexuality.

00:54:19.000 This is, as Ricky Gervais points out, that who would have guessed that saying women don't have penises would be considered offensive in 2022.

00:54:29.000 Does Michael Winslow come out and he's like, wham, whamp, whow, ohooga?

00:54:33.000 Beep, beep.

00:54:34.000 I looked at the, pull up the trailer for Police Academy.

00:54:38.000 It's real tame.

00:54:40.000 Very diverse.

00:54:42.000 It has the problem that I was talking about earlier with too many main characters, but that's kind of the point of the show.

00:54:48.000 And they did focus on Steve Gutenberg as the main guy, right?

00:54:54.000 Uh-oh, crime's out of control.

00:54:56.000 Desperate measures were needed.

00:54:58.000 Want you to go to the police again.

00:55:00.000 The police attack is such a dangerous slave.

00:55:03.000 Honey, don't worry.

00:55:05.000 Desperate measures.

00:55:06.000 Violence against women.

00:55:09.000 But you did it by accident.

00:55:11.000 The mayor says we have to take this rhythm.

00:55:15.000 I'm trapped here?

00:55:16.000 Oh, yes.

00:55:18.000 We all are.

00:55:19.000 What about guns?

00:55:19.000 When do we get guns?

00:55:20.000 You will be screwed and fire up.

00:55:22.000 That's mocking gun lovers.

00:55:24.000 That's good.

00:55:25.000 I've seen nothing but political correctness so far.

00:55:27.000 That makes guns look bad, right?

00:55:31.000 Black woman at the front.

00:55:34.000 Authority.

00:55:35.000 The cop goes into a horse's ass.

00:55:37.000 That's liberals like that.

00:55:40.000 Women kicking ass.

00:55:41.000 But look, men enjoying women with their pussies on your...

00:55:45.000 I guess that's sexist.

00:55:46.000 Zeke Heiling?

00:55:49.000 Nazi pussies.

00:55:50.000 Kyle Titler.

00:55:56.000 Now, if she started choking the guy, that would have been hot.

00:56:05.000 Barely.

00:56:06.000 Black violence.

00:56:06.000 Big, huge people are mean.

00:56:14.000 I can turn it down.

00:56:15.000 Going against the narrative where blacks are intimidating police officers.

00:56:21.000 Women are horny.

00:56:23.000 That's a feminist thing.

00:56:27.000 Jan 6.

00:56:28.000 See the thighs.

00:56:29.000 Or up end.

00:56:30.000 Come on, come on.

00:56:31.000 I haven't got all day the thighs.

00:56:36.000 That looked like sexual harassment.

00:56:44.000 Whatever happened to that guy?

00:56:45.000 I think he, like, last I checked, he did tours where he, like, does stand-up sound effects.

00:56:51.000 Yeah, Michael Winslow.

00:56:53.000 I can't believe you know his name.

00:56:55.000 They go near Animal House.

00:56:56.000 Someone's gonna die.

00:56:59.000 What's 2-8?

00:57:00.000 Is that just the trailer for Animal House?

00:57:02.000 Shake it.

00:57:03.000 2-I.

00:57:08.000 Yep.

00:57:09.000 Yeah, we don't need to see the trailer for Animal House.

00:57:12.000 Could see Michael Winslow.

00:57:15.000 What, like now?

00:57:16.000 Yeah.

00:57:17.000 Is he on tour now?

00:57:18.000 He's still doing shit.

00:57:20.000 Oh, my God.

00:57:22.000 It's called Voice Trementalism.

00:57:26.000 He's got his Police Academy badge there.

00:57:28.000 Wow.

00:57:29.000 Very cool.

00:57:30.000 Way to milk it.

00:57:31.000 That's like the band from Animal House.

00:57:33.000 They still tour.

00:57:34.000 Wow.

00:57:34.000 They're 136 years old.

00:57:39.000 How many noises can I make in two minutes?

00:57:43.000 And the judges will pick the category, and the time will begin with the first choice.

00:57:47.000 Simon, go first.

00:57:48.000 Pick a category.

00:57:49.000 From there.

00:57:50.000 Yes, sir.

00:57:51.000 Okay, uh, animals, please.

00:57:52.000 Okay, here we go.

00:57:58.000 What?

00:58:00.000 It's a wolf.

00:58:04.000 That's an owl.

00:58:09.000 Is that a monkey?

00:58:10.000 That's racist.

00:58:15.000 Look out!

00:58:16.000 Tiger, alert.

00:58:18.000 There's your tiger.

00:58:19.000 Those aren't hard.

00:58:20.000 Tiger?

00:58:21.000 Elephant!

00:58:25.000 Next category!

00:58:30.000 What?

00:58:32.000 The ocean.

00:58:35.000 This is embarrassing.

00:58:37.000 AMC should have warned me about this.

00:58:40.000 Warning.

00:58:41.000 This sucks.

00:58:44.000 Donald Trump had an amazing idea.

00:58:47.000 Why don't we make a network for all the canceled people and people who've been censored?

00:58:53.000 And we'll call it TMTG.

00:58:58.000 Oh.

00:58:59.000 Nothing like TGMS, of course.

00:59:03.000 Trump Media Technology Group.

00:59:06.000 Just like the SPLC was based on the SCLC, Trump comes up with a canceled network that has almost the exact same acronym as my own show.

00:59:14.000 Whether it be in Hollywood, news media, search engines, payment processing, these are all areas that I think people could get canceled.

00:59:23.000 Americans could get canceled if you don't pay homage to the proper woke God.

00:59:28.000 Those are the things we're going to fight against, Devin Nunes, CEO of Truth Social and former Republican congressman told Epoch TV's American Thought Leaders Program in an interview earlier this year.

00:59:38.000 They should buy us.

00:59:40.000 Oh, now I'm reading my own text.

00:59:42.000 They should buy us and call that section After Dark.

00:59:49.000 No, no one will ever buy us.

00:59:51.000 We are unsellable.

00:59:52.000 We're uncancelable.

00:59:54.000 We're unsellable.

00:59:56.000 And so what this will end up being is a really watered-down version of Censored.tv.

01:00:02.000 It'll be like that comedy tour that Daily Wire does with Adam Carolla and Ty Richards and the fucking Marine guy, Rob Marina, what's his name?

01:00:16.000 And those kind of guys, like Tim Home Improvement Guy.

01:00:21.000 Tim Allen.

01:00:22.000 There's going to be no one remotely controversial on that thing, I guarantee you.

01:00:26.000 James Woods.

01:00:27.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:00:28.000 James Woods.

01:00:29.000 Kevin Sorbo.

01:00:30.000 Jimmy Miller.

01:00:32.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:00:33.000 I promise that's what it's going to be.

01:00:34.000 Kevin Sorbo.

01:00:36.000 Which those guys are all fine.

01:00:37.000 Yeah, they're cool.

01:00:38.000 No one has a problem with them, but are you really clamoring to see them talk?

01:00:43.000 But I sent you a pic a while ago of someone trying to privately DM.

01:00:50.000 I was making a mass email this morning for the Orlando show because we have, though we only have 25,000 subscribers, we've had people come and go.

01:00:56.000 And over the long term, we have like 80,000 emails.

01:01:00.000 So let's mail it to those.

01:01:02.000 We'll fill up the theater.

01:01:03.000 I think the capacity is 700.

01:01:07.000 And I'm writing it.

01:01:08.000 And I realize as I'm writing the URL, censored.tv slash Orlando, they can't DM that to their friends, not even privately.

01:01:16.000 Most of you know this, but just so you know, switch whenever you want.

01:01:19.000 You'll just yield glasses all.

01:01:20.000 Oh, wait then.

01:01:21.000 Thank you, sir.

01:01:21.000 No problem, buddy.

01:01:23.000 And then he sends his friend the link.

01:01:24.000 Message could not be sent.

01:01:26.000 Oh, yeah.

01:01:26.000 This is an ancient crime.

01:01:29.000 I know, I know, I know.

01:01:31.000 But I'm just showing you how incredibly censored we are.

01:01:34.000 It's banana.

01:01:35.000 In DM.

01:01:36.000 It used to be like DMs are your personal plate.

01:01:38.000 You could say whatever the fuck you'd like.

01:01:41.000 And then that changed maybe about a year.

01:01:43.000 Can you still send dick pics?

01:01:45.000 I bet.

01:01:45.000 That's my bread and butter.

01:01:46.000 That's what I do all day, every day.

01:01:49.000 So this, when I found out Trump was basically stealing my idea, it made me scared of him.

01:01:54.000 And a horror movie I previously wasn't worried about now seems like one of the scariest things I could imagine.

01:02:02.000 We live in a dangerous world, Pepe.

01:02:04.000 Muslim, Mexican, Haitian, gay, black, transgender, they don't want us to be part of their elitist society.

01:02:12.000 If it was up to them, they told us all away.

01:02:17.000 These creatures are level with hatred, hypocrisy, insolence, lies, prejudice, and family.

01:02:51.000 Chicken is that fried chicken?

01:02:55.000 He ate KFC on the plane once.

01:03:01.000 Is this real?

01:03:03.000 I think it is.

01:03:10.000 No, it's can't be, right?

01:03:16.000 Nothing wrong with that.

01:03:17.000 But if it's a joke, then it's a parody of people who vilify Trump.

01:03:21.000 So it's a right-wing joke.

01:03:22.000 Are they aware of what they're doing?

01:03:28.000 Okay, final note in our Hollywood section of the show.

01:03:32.000 We've barely begun the show, folks.

01:03:34.000 Barely begun.

01:03:37.000 So Naomi Wolf, who I totally lost respect for a long time ago, she's sort of a lefty.

01:03:42.000 I think she did backlash a bunch of feminist books.

01:03:45.000 She did a book about how many gays were murdered by the British government back, I don't know, 200 years ago.

01:03:56.000 And the whole book documents it well.

01:03:58.000 Good job.

01:03:59.000 Except she misunderstood.

01:04:01.000 This is not the story.

01:04:02.000 I'm telling you an old story and why I don't respect her.

01:04:04.000 She misunderstood the verbiage of sentence to termination or something like that.

01:04:10.000 She assumed it was death, but it's not.

01:04:12.000 It's just like almost as bad as death, but you are no longer considered a member of society, but you're not literally killed.

01:04:21.000 So let's jump ahead to that.

01:04:22.000 3-2?

01:04:26.000 Yeah.

01:04:27.000 Interviewer exposes false data in homosexual executions.

01:04:32.000 That was 2019.

01:04:34.000 I'll get to the modern aspect of this in a second, but go down a bit.

01:04:39.000 It's so bad.

01:04:41.000 Yeah, click on that.

01:04:43.000 You get sentences, as I mentioned, of penal servitude for 10 or 15 years.

01:04:47.000 And I found like several dozen executions, but that was again only looking at the old daily records and the crime tables.

01:04:57.000 Several dozen executions.

01:04:59.000 Correct.

01:04:59.000 And this corrects a misapprehension that is in every website that the last man was executed for sodomy in Britain in 1835?

01:05:09.000 I don't think you're right about this.

01:05:12.000 One of the cases that you're a liar that's salient in your report is that of Thomas Silver.

01:05:18.000 It says teenagers were now convicted more often.

01:05:23.000 Indeed, that year, which is 1859, 14-year-old Thomas Silver was actually executed for committing sodomy.

01:05:33.000 The boy was indicted for an unnatural offence, guilty, death recorded.

01:05:37.000 This is the first time the phrase unnatural offence entered the old Bailey records.

01:05:41.000 Death recorded.

01:05:42.000 Thomas Silver wasn't executed.

01:05:44.000 Death recorded.

01:05:45.000 It did not flub at all.

01:05:46.000 No, it wasn't a flub.

01:05:47.000 There was no fucking flub.

01:05:49.000 It was not a flub.

01:05:50.000 I was really surprised by this, and I looked it up.

01:05:53.000 Death recorded is what's in, I think, most of these cases that you've identified as executions.

01:06:01.000 It doesn't mean that he was executed.

01:06:03.000 It was a category that was created in 1823 that allowed judges to abstain from pronouncing a sentence of death on any capital convict whom they considered to be a fit subject for pardon.

01:06:14.000 I don't think any of the executions you've identified here actually happened.

01:06:18.000 Sometimes the complaints will be false.

01:06:20.000 Well, that's a really important thing to investigate.

01:06:23.000 Yes.

01:06:23.000 What is your thesis?

01:06:26.000 That's your understanding of what death recorded means.

01:06:29.000 Death recorded.

01:06:30.000 This is also from, I've just read you the definition of it there from the Old Bailey website.

01:06:34.000 But I've got here a newspaper report about Thomas Silver and also something from the prison records that show the date of his discharge.

01:06:45.000 The prisoner was found guilty and sentence of death was recorded.

01:06:48.000 Yeah.

01:06:49.000 But the jury recommended the prisoner to the youth.

01:06:53.000 See, I think this is a kind of...

01:06:56.000 When I found this, I didn't really know what to do with it because I think it's quite a big problem with your argument.

01:07:02.000 Also, it's the nature of the offense here.

01:07:05.000 Thomas Silver committed an indecent assault on a six-year-old boy.

01:07:10.000 That's...

01:07:11.000 So anyway, that's why she's dead to me.

01:07:14.000 But it is worth...

01:07:16.000 So that was Ancillary.

01:07:18.000 I just wanted to show you why.

01:07:19.000 Every time I see her name, I go, ugh.

01:07:21.000 But it is still worth noting that she is about to release a book called The Bodies of Others about big tech's war on us, and big tech censored it.

01:07:31.000 It's unavailable.

01:07:32.000 It will not be.

01:07:34.000 Two days before The Bodies of Others, my new book about Big Tech making war on us humans comes out.

01:07:37.000 Please order a copy.

01:07:39.000 She's been permanently suspended from Twitter.

01:07:42.000 Guess who else turns on humans who shit on them?

01:07:47.000 Not rabid Pumas, but robots in Terminator 2.

01:07:54.000 We are reaching the war of the machines.

01:07:57.000 When we criticize them, they shut us down.

01:08:02.000 That's a concern.

01:08:03.000 Another one that fell victim, I don't know, got to read into why, but our buddy Ibrahim X. Kendi's animated movie, Anti-Racist Baby.

01:08:12.000 Brian, what the fuck has that got to do with what we're talking about?

01:08:17.000 Because he's a lefty and he's getting shut down too.

01:08:21.000 No, she is shut down because she criticized big tech and big tech shut her down.

01:08:26.000 Ibrahim X is being removed from Netflix because Netflix is going bankrupt because they bought a whole bunch of woke garbage and they're trying to save their company.

01:08:39.000 Very different, but thank you for your input.

01:08:42.000 I don't like millennials like Ryan, but I do, and I fucking hate boomers, but it's one is beholden on a regular basis to look at his prejudices and try to see the other side.

01:08:56.000 So I spent some time earlier to see the other side of the boomer experience, and I found 10 really cool things about them that I'd like to share with you now via the green screen.

01:09:26.000 Okay, this is what I promised you.

01:09:28.000 Earlier in the show, 10 things I love about baby boomers.

01:09:33.000 I fucking hate baby boomers.

01:09:34.000 My baby boomer parents raised me and taught me to hate baby boomers.

01:09:38.000 They hated their brethren.

01:09:40.000 And it's a deep-seated prejudice I have.

01:09:43.000 But a good intellectual, as I said earlier, wants to challenge himself.

01:09:47.000 So I thought, let's say some good things about them.

01:09:50.000 I'd like to start out with some bad things.

01:09:52.000 Education, the greatest generation created a fantastic education.

01:09:56.000 Even art school, you'd leave and you could do photorealism.

01:09:59.000 Education today is an absolute shit show.

01:10:02.000 Harvard students, women are told they don't have to attend rape law classes if they find them too traumatizing.

01:10:08.000 Mathematics has been infiltrated by woke garbage.

01:10:12.000 Meritocracy is at war, as we discussed last night.

01:10:15.000 Teachers are talking about making grades race-based, where Asians are punished and blacks are lifted up.

01:10:22.000 It's all fucking backwards now.

01:10:24.000 Buying a home, you could pay off in five years back then.

01:10:27.000 I don't know, 60 grand house, 80.

01:10:29.000 I think my dad bought our house for 80 grand.

01:10:32.000 Now, most people will never be able to pay off their house.

01:10:36.000 They invented divorce.

01:10:37.000 It wasn't a thing before boomers.

01:10:39.000 They invented the whole idea of midlife crisis, and I need to buy a convertible and fuck a 20-year-old when I'm middle-aged.

01:10:47.000 That's all those fuckers.

01:10:48.000 And see, I'm getting mad now just talking about them.

01:10:51.000 But they did some good things.

01:10:54.000 Now, just so you can picture boomers here, they obviously come from the baby boom.

01:10:58.000 After the Second World War, people were horny and wanted to fornicate.

01:11:02.000 They wanted to start anew.

01:11:04.000 They had jobs.

01:11:04.000 They were ready to rock.

01:11:06.000 No more war.

01:11:07.000 Let's party.

01:11:08.000 Let's make love, not war.

01:11:10.000 And so there was a massive boom of this generation.

01:11:14.000 They dominated everything.

01:11:15.000 They defined the 50s, 60s, and the 70s.

01:11:19.000 They still define the culture, in a sense.

01:11:22.000 They're still the ones that are putting signs on their lawns and voting for Biden.

01:11:27.000 I'm still shitting on them in a segment called 10 Things I love.

01:11:31.000 So the old ones were born in 43.

01:11:34.000 That's Mick Jagger, Robert De Niro.

01:11:38.000 Who else do we got there?

01:11:40.000 Janet Chopin, a lot of dead ones.

01:11:41.000 Chevy Chase, Christopher Walken, Keith Richards.

01:11:47.000 The young ones are 1968, two years before me.

01:11:52.000 I'm almost a young baby boomer.

01:11:54.000 Beetlejuice, we got there.

01:11:56.000 Will Smith, Guy Fieri, Owen Wilson.

01:11:59.000 Seems like a lot shittier.

01:12:01.000 LL Cool J. The young boomers.

01:12:05.000 Oh, Peaches is a baby boomer.

01:12:07.000 Who knew?

01:12:10.000 Lucy Lou, the ageless Lucy Lou.

01:12:12.000 Nardoir.

01:12:13.000 Nardoir.

01:12:15.000 All right.

01:12:16.000 So that gives you an idea of what a baby boomer is.

01:12:21.000 So we'll start with number one.

01:12:23.000 Great things about them.

01:12:24.000 They got married.

01:12:26.000 How many of your friends have been dating someone for seven years, eight years?

01:12:31.000 Oh, I'm not ready.

01:12:32.000 Oh, I want to make money before I have kids.

01:12:35.000 They got married and had kids when they were 22.

01:12:38.000 They lived in a shitty apartment.

01:12:40.000 They were still going to school sometimes.

01:12:42.000 Where were we, us Gen Xers?

01:12:45.000 We were in the bedroom, in a little cot.

01:12:47.000 Sometimes we were in a drawer.

01:12:50.000 But they didn't fuck around.

01:12:52.000 They had the balls to put a ring on it and start making babies.

01:12:55.000 Gen X, on the other hand, possibly traumatized by divorce, are scared of getting married way into their 30s and sometimes even early 40s.

01:13:05.000 These guys didn't think about money.

01:13:07.000 They weren't scared about not being able to make ends meet.

01:13:10.000 They just made ends meet.

01:13:12.000 And that impresses me.

01:13:14.000 And, you know, a lot of boomers I know, a lot of my friends' parents, they're rich now, but they were fucking broke when they had us.

01:13:21.000 And they struggled and they worked overtime and the mom made it happen and they sacrificed.

01:13:26.000 They only had one car.

01:13:27.000 They didn't take vacations.

01:13:28.000 They lived a tough, scrabble life in those early 20s.

01:13:32.000 And I don't know, it kind of made for good parenting, which I'll get to in a second.

01:13:37.000 So that you don't have to wait to be financially prepared to have kids.

01:13:41.000 Number two, as I mentioned in the intro, they learned.

01:13:44.000 They had a fantastic education.

01:13:47.000 They left art school, able to do the painting on the front of a Harlequin romance novel.

01:13:55.000 Education sucks now, but the beauty of going to schools when education was good is baby boomers are pretty smart.

01:14:02.000 Even the fucking liberals that I hate.

01:14:04.000 You ask them about Israel and Palestine and when it was formed, and India and Pakistan when they were formed, the civil war between the Muslims and the Hindus.

01:14:14.000 You ask them about the wars in Australia, the Boer War of 1800, Winston Churchill's past before he was a politician, how he was a rich kid with an insecurity.

01:14:26.000 You know, you can ask them about Hunter Thompson and the Yippie movement right up into the 70s, Weather Underground.

01:14:32.000 They know all this shit, great knowledge of geography and history.

01:14:36.000 So they're educated because education was good back then.

01:14:39.000 And as we saw in the opening with those men on the streets, so we are not fucking educated.

01:14:44.000 We don't know what a compass is anymore.

01:14:48.000 Number three, they love bragging about this, but I got to admit, they stopped a war.

01:14:55.000 Pretty good.

01:14:56.000 Pretty impressive.

01:14:59.000 You should have the numbers on these.

01:15:02.000 They always say they stopped a war, but let's cut the shit they did.

01:15:05.000 A big part of, of course, ending the war was seeing media footage for the first time.

01:15:09.000 World War II, we didn't see a lot of dead babies.

01:15:11.000 But with the Vietnam War, we had cameras over there.

01:15:14.000 It was being broadcast into people's living rooms.

01:15:16.000 And for the first time ever, America realized how horrific war is.

01:15:20.000 Thank God.

01:15:22.000 Maybe World War II could have ended much earlier if everyone could see how horrific it was.

01:15:28.000 Pat Buchanan makes a great argument that we never even should have gone there.

01:15:31.000 He said, let the commies and the Nazis fight it out.

01:15:34.000 The fuck's on her head?

01:15:36.000 So after we started seeing the footage, there was a palpable animosity towards the war.

01:15:42.000 60,000 men, many of them 18 years old, dying for what?

01:15:46.000 To protect France's interests in Vietnam?

01:15:50.000 No, I don't want to do that.

01:15:53.000 And they took that anger and manifested it onto the streets and helped end a horrific war.

01:16:00.000 A war that I think we can all agree, right and left, we all sort of shudder to think of what that war must have been like.

01:16:11.000 I can still just be on the bus or the train and just think of it and go, dr. Which is why when we see a Vietnam vet, we revere them so much.

01:16:20.000 Number four, they partied.

01:16:24.000 People are pussies now.

01:16:26.000 Like I try to organize things with my Gen X fellow dads and they're like, well, not on Wednesday night.

01:16:30.000 I have to work.

01:16:31.000 When I was a kid, my parents would party on a Tuesday night, Wednesday night.

01:16:35.000 We'd have Halloween parties where I would go trick-or-treating by myself because they'd be back dressed as vampires and goblins at home with like 50 friends there wall to wall.

01:16:44.000 I remember coming out of my bedroom as a 10-year-old and going, I got to go to school tomorrow.

01:16:50.000 Shut up.

01:16:50.000 And they're like, woo, dancing to dire straits and meatloaf or whatever.

01:16:54.000 And it would look like the Holocaust.

01:16:56.000 There'd be bodies strewn everywhere as half the boomers were asleep on each other.

01:17:02.000 They're smoking pot.

01:17:03.000 I remember being in the back of Diane Hickling's van and I could smell weed because they were smoking weed in the front seat.

01:17:09.000 This is back when weed took seven joints to get high.

01:17:12.000 And there's no ventilation.

01:17:13.000 So I'm in a fucking hot box.

01:17:15.000 And they didn't care.

01:17:16.000 No seatbelts.

01:17:17.000 You know, you watch the first Bad News Bears and Walter Mathow was sitting there with the beer.

01:17:22.000 Everywhere, every time I saw my dad, he had a beer and a cigarette in his hand, 24 hours a day.

01:17:28.000 And that's just a fun lifestyle.

01:17:30.000 They lived in the moment.

01:17:32.000 And we don't party like that anymore.

01:17:33.000 Some of us, you know, New Yorkers go out a lot and we get wasted, but it's just because our apartment sucks so bad.

01:17:38.000 We don't want to be stuck inside there.

01:17:40.000 In the suburbs today, you don't really see parties anymore.

01:17:44.000 Now, of course, the boomers fucked it up a bit because they got so wasted they ended up fucking each other, which led to the divorce boom.

01:17:50.000 But still, I wish people would have more fun.

01:17:54.000 You know, my wife and I are the only ones who have parties at our house.

01:17:58.000 The neighbors, other people don't, there's no other Christmas parties.

01:18:02.000 My wife stopped having them actually because she's like, we blow a couple grand every time we have one of these parties.

01:18:06.000 We would get musicians to play and stuff.

01:18:08.000 She's like, no one else is doing it.

01:18:09.000 Fuck this.

01:18:11.000 Number five, they didn't helicopter.

01:18:16.000 They don't helicopter, parent.

01:18:18.000 We'd get on bikes, you know, when you see ET and they're racing around on their BMXs.

01:18:22.000 And look at that.

01:18:23.000 She's playing with the hammer.

01:18:25.000 I remember building shit in the garage with saws.

01:18:28.000 I build these parking lots for my matchbooks cars.

01:18:30.000 My dad wasn't there.

01:18:32.000 He was doing something else.

01:18:33.000 We'd say bye in the morning and then I'd see you at dinner.

01:18:36.000 That was it.

01:18:37.000 I don't know what we did for lunch.

01:18:38.000 I don't think we did anything.

01:18:40.000 And I go to all my kids' games now.

01:18:42.000 There's something weird about going to a baseball game for young boys.

01:18:47.000 Not just nine-year-olds, but like up to 13, 14, 15.

01:18:51.000 They're in a cage.

01:18:53.000 They're wearing uniforms.

01:18:54.000 They're playing a game.

01:18:56.000 All the parents are there to see them.

01:18:57.000 When the pitcher throws a good pitch, we clap.

01:19:00.000 That's it.

01:19:01.000 Great pitch.

01:19:03.000 When he throws a ball, we go, okay, you got this.

01:19:06.000 Stay on it.

01:19:07.000 Like, that's every little molecule of the baseball game.

01:19:10.000 I'm guilty of this too.

01:19:11.000 I'm no saint.

01:19:11.000 I'm sitting there clapping every time my son pitches well.

01:19:14.000 And when he gets a ball because he doesn't swing, I go, good eye, good eye.

01:19:18.000 Like, it's almost like they're lab rats.

01:19:20.000 When I was a kid, we played soccer.

01:19:22.000 Most of my parents, most of my friends' parents were British.

01:19:26.000 We're in like a British area, I guess.

01:19:28.000 And so it was soccer and hockey.

01:19:30.000 But hockey wasn't teams.

01:19:32.000 It was road hockey.

01:19:33.000 And the idea of parents coming to see us play, they'd come to some of our organized games, but it wasn't a thing.

01:19:39.000 There's nary a parent missing in any kids' game in modern suburbs.

01:19:44.000 So the helicopter parenting is bad for youth.

01:19:48.000 And now we're so scared.

01:19:50.000 There was way more kidnapping back then.

01:19:51.000 Crime's gone down dramatically since the 70s.

01:19:55.000 Yet we're so paranoid about our kids that we have to have activists like Lenore Skinesi writing books like Free Range Kids to say, it's okay to let your kids play.

01:20:03.000 You don't need to be there all the time.

01:20:05.000 Don't keep them indoors on screens.

01:20:07.000 They're going to get fat.

01:20:08.000 And that's why we have an obesity problem.

01:20:10.000 So shout out to the boomers for letting kids play and not constantly monitoring them all the time and worrying that, like, we have parents now who go like, can you tell the other kids on the chat to stop making fun of Joey?

01:20:26.000 He's freaking out.

01:20:28.000 I even had a dad say that once.

01:20:29.000 Can you tell those guys to let my son back in the group chat?

01:20:32.000 And I said, yeah, okay.

01:20:34.000 And then I thought later, no, I'm not getting involved in my son's group chats.

01:20:38.000 Fuck off.

01:20:41.000 Number six, they took chances.

01:20:45.000 If you lose your job and you get an opportunity elsewhere, you go move there.

01:20:49.000 We talked about this on Anthony's show.

01:20:52.000 I keep calling it Anthony's show.

01:20:53.000 It's my show too, on Compound Censored.

01:20:56.000 If you're working in Pittsburgh, the plant shuts down, not only will you go to another city, you'll start a whole new career.

01:21:04.000 Now you've opened a fucking restaurant, a deli, a Chinese restaurant.

01:21:08.000 Then they moved to California.

01:21:10.000 We moved like 80 times.

01:21:12.000 I moved from England to Canada.

01:21:14.000 There was a great opportunity in Canada.

01:21:17.000 I picked up my British accent, packed up my Bino comics, and bang, I was a hoser in a week because my parents saw a better opportunity in a completely different continent.

01:21:28.000 Now you get people going, well, I want to stay in my field.

01:21:33.000 I'll wait for another chance to be a social media influencer for this restaurant.

01:21:41.000 And that's impressive.

01:21:43.000 Oh, here's another thing within the same thing.

01:21:46.000 They do shit like build a house in the middle of nowhere.

01:21:49.000 Like, I have a friend, Jen Xer, who, this is the same one.

01:21:55.000 Wait, are we at the...

01:21:56.000 Oh, sorry, this is a different one, right?

01:21:57.000 That was helicopter.

01:21:59.000 Did we start they took chances yet?

01:22:01.000 I'm getting fucked up.

01:22:02.000 Well, I thought it was supposed to be their mobile, which kind of blends into.

01:22:06.000 So, Ryan, you have an old version.

01:22:09.000 Oh, we did helicopter, and now we're on chances.

01:22:12.000 They didn't helicopter, and then number six is they took chances.

01:22:14.000 I told you the other day to use the most recent email.

01:22:18.000 They took chances.

01:22:20.000 So, number six.

01:22:22.000 Number five was they didn't helicopter.

01:22:24.000 Number six is they took chances.

01:22:27.000 Yeah, that's right.

01:22:28.000 You got that?

01:22:29.000 Yep, they took chances.

01:22:30.000 So, within they took chances.

01:22:32.000 Like, there's this house called the Diamond House in the Hamptons.

01:22:36.000 It was made for $6,000 in the early 60s.

01:22:40.000 And I just thought it was so ballsy that someone, like, the Hamptons took four hours to get to back then.

01:22:46.000 Long Island was, like, five hours before the highways.

01:22:50.000 And these people would, like, find a piece of beachland, buy it for nothing, and then just build a house on it.

01:22:57.000 Like, I have a buddy, one of the dudes, Dave from Fubar, he got a container and he stuck it in the woods in Newfoundland, I think, Halifax.

01:23:06.000 And he just built a house around it.

01:23:08.000 That's the basic structure.

01:23:10.000 I think he actually made one, the foundation, and stacked another one on top.

01:23:13.000 That's pretty rare with my generation.

01:23:16.000 The fact that the boomers did it on a regular basis is something I envy, where they would just find a place in the middle of nowhere, level the land, kind of like Owen Benjamin.

01:23:25.000 I'm giving all these examples of Gen X doing it, but it was relatively common back then.

01:23:30.000 And now it's only freaks like my creative weirdo friends, Owen Benjamin and Dave from Fubar.

01:23:36.000 But look at this house.

01:23:38.000 Now, it's not the most fantastic example because most of this house was actually the greatest generation.

01:23:44.000 But forget the actual story behind this house, but this is the kind of thing I'm talking about.

01:23:49.000 Look at the old video of it.

01:23:51.000 Are there pictures of it?

01:23:52.000 That's it today.

01:23:53.000 It's worth 10 zillion.

01:23:54.000 Yeah, look at that.

01:23:55.000 So that's in the 60s.

01:23:57.000 They just got a weird architect to put two squares on its side, on their sides, and they made this fucking house in the middle of nowhere.

01:24:04.000 Now, of course, it's West Hampton.

01:24:06.000 It's worth zillions.

01:24:07.000 But West Hampton wasn't West Hampton back then.

01:24:09.000 It was a weird piece of abandoned beachland.

01:24:14.000 Number seven, they don't complain.

01:24:21.000 Working-class boomers, especially, they don't go to the doctor.

01:24:25.000 They'll just, you'll find out after they die.

01:24:28.000 Like, I know a guy whose father-in-law just Died.

01:24:30.000 He was a cop and he had stage four cancer.

01:24:35.000 He didn't tell anyone.

01:24:36.000 He just slowly, quietly died.

01:24:39.000 And then his instructions were to be immediately cremated.

01:24:43.000 Now, apparently, if you had cancer and you got a special kind of health insurance, they find out that you didn't mention the cancer or you weren't even tested for it, you lose that health insurance, the kids don't get the money, right?

01:24:58.000 Your children don't get the money, your children being 50 years old.

01:25:02.000 But if you are never diagnosed and you're instantly cremated, how are they going to find out you have cancer?

01:25:08.000 So he just took cancer on the chin to maximize the inheritance for his daughter.

01:25:12.000 That's what I should say instead of children, his daughter.

01:25:15.000 That's a boomer thing.

01:25:16.000 Like I was talking to another guy about my kid who might have peanut allergies.

01:25:22.000 And if he does, they're not very intense, but we're getting him tested now.

01:25:27.000 And he goes, oh yeah, I have peanut allergies too.

01:25:30.000 And I go, Jerry, I've seen you eat peanuts.

01:25:33.000 And he goes, yeah, it's really bad.

01:25:34.000 I break out in hives.

01:25:35.000 This guy is allergic to something, but he eats it anyway because it's yummy as his eyes, you know, slowly seal and he sort of is wheezing for an hour after.

01:25:45.000 They don't complain about that.

01:25:46.000 You'll often see like a dad, a boomer dad with just duct tape and shit wrapped around his finger.

01:25:51.000 We, and I'm guilty of this as a Gen Xer, we get a cut, we go to the hospital, we get stitches, we take antibiotics, it might get infected.

01:25:58.000 They would just sort of tape it up.

01:26:01.000 Lose a finger, not a big deal.

01:26:03.000 I admire that about them.

01:26:05.000 They don't complain.

01:26:07.000 Number eight, they fought.

01:26:12.000 Fighting today is on the cell phones.

01:26:16.000 It's recorded.

01:26:17.000 There's a civil suit.

01:26:18.000 There's a criminal suit.

01:26:20.000 It's the biggest deal in the world.

01:26:21.000 He's kicked out of the league.

01:26:23.000 He can't come to his son's games anymore.

01:26:25.000 Oh no, he's ostracizing his community.

01:26:27.000 It's like you fucked a kid.

01:26:30.000 When my dad, he saw a guy, I've told this story a million times, but he saw a guy's dad, dad, he saw a guy's dog taking a shit in the park and he goes, pick that up.

01:26:39.000 And the guy said, no.

01:26:41.000 And they got into a massive fistfight that lasted 20 minutes with the dog barking and going nuts.

01:26:48.000 They fought each other.

01:26:49.000 My dad woke up the next day.

01:26:50.000 His head was this big.

01:26:52.000 I remember being at fights with my dad.

01:26:54.000 I would, we're at a bar once, and my dad was looking at this other guy, and they were doing this kind of face.

01:27:02.000 And then the younger guy, just with gestures, there's been no back and forth talking.

01:27:07.000 They decide to go outside.

01:27:09.000 My dad goes outside first.

01:27:11.000 He's not stable on the ice.

01:27:14.000 Turns around.

01:27:15.000 The guy just fucking clocks my dad, breaks his nose.

01:27:17.000 My dad had to go to the hospital because he had blood shooting out of his face.

01:27:23.000 That was just a normal night.

01:27:25.000 And neither of those guys press charges in either of those stories.

01:27:29.000 And then Anthony's talking about the other day on Compound Censored.

01:27:32.000 They're all just as cowboys because they're in the South.

01:27:36.000 They get in a fight with some tourists.

01:27:38.000 It's four guys fighting four guys, cowboys versus Germans.

01:27:42.000 And then what do they do when they're done in the fight?

01:27:44.000 They go into the bar and they have a drink.

01:27:46.000 That's what men do.

01:27:47.000 That's normal behavior.

01:27:49.000 A fight isn't a big deal.

01:27:51.000 Worst case scenario, you break your nose.

01:27:54.000 They reset it.

01:27:55.000 I never even got mine reset when I got beat up by jocks for saying nothing.

01:28:02.000 They were calling us auto a trash.

01:28:04.000 They attacked us.

01:28:06.000 I have a bit of a C-shape to my nose.

01:28:07.000 Big fucking deal.

01:28:09.000 But now, a fight is the most unthinkable, horrible thing.

01:28:13.000 It used to be like taking a shit.

01:28:15.000 It used to be like diarrhea.

01:28:16.000 Oh, I had a really bad fight last night.

01:28:18.000 I ate Mexican.

01:28:22.000 Number nine, you got to give this to them, folks.

01:28:26.000 They invented stuff.

01:28:27.000 Did they not?

01:28:31.000 You got to admit, all the computers, iPhone, all the innovations since the 70s are pretty fucking amazing.

01:28:36.000 Even like in warfare.

01:28:37.000 Look at the XM1 tank.

01:28:40.000 The speed it goes at.

01:28:41.000 All the shit.

01:28:42.000 I saw a guy the other day flying.

01:28:45.000 Look at computers.

01:28:46.000 They started this.

01:28:47.000 This thing could probably do three times two.

01:28:51.000 And that's about it.

01:28:52.000 Now they've shrunk them down to this big.

01:28:56.000 The computers alone, the massive improvements in computers we got from the baby boomers drastically changed our lives.

01:29:05.000 And we should be thankful for that.

01:29:07.000 I'll give that to you guys.

01:29:08.000 Good work on the computers.

01:29:10.000 Good work at inventing shit.

01:29:12.000 So late in the game, too.

01:29:14.000 And number 10, Mr. Gorbachev, take down that wall.

01:29:19.000 Ronald Reagan ended communism.

01:29:22.000 Now, it's creeping back in, thanks to black activism and their acolytes.

01:29:31.000 But for a while there, we beat it back.

01:29:34.000 And people don't realize before communism how bad, sorry, before Reagan, how bad things were getting.

01:29:40.000 Before he said, Gorbachev, take down that wall.

01:29:43.000 We had, this is in the 60s and 70s.

01:29:46.000 We'd seen a powerful counterattack by communism against its semi-defeat in the Cuba crisis of 62.

01:29:52.000 The Soviet Union had squashed Czechoslovakia's attempt to win a little freedom for Central Europe, and it set about disconnecting Western Europe from America's nuclear protection by building a nuclear missile force of its own that could hit America.

01:30:06.000 The North Vietnamese Army had helped its local friends to impose a one-party communist dictatorship on a South Vietnam, most of whose people did not want it.

01:30:16.000 The Russians were busily constructing a network of alliances in the Middle East and Africa.

01:30:21.000 The Cold War, it seemed, might roll on forever.

01:30:24.000 And then Ronald Reagan came along.

01:30:26.000 Not the brightest bulb in the tree, not a professional politician, not a lot of experience, but he knew some basic things.

01:30:33.000 He knew that we needed to get big government out of the way.

01:30:36.000 Let America handle itself.

01:30:38.000 Let the people conduct their own freedom.

01:30:42.000 Don't thwart progress by trying to improve it.

01:30:45.000 And he also knew that communism is the biggest scourge.

01:30:48.000 This is something most of us have forgotten, and we're paying the price for it now.

01:30:53.000 So while we shit on the boomers for wrecking a lot of Western society, it's important to remember that up until the 80s, at least, they were doing a damn good job of preserving our freedoms and ensuring the West is the best.

01:31:07.000 So let's make America great again and try to get back to these days when the boomers weren't shitheads and they were actually kind of awesome dudes.

01:31:31.000 This is getting heavy.

01:31:33.000 Heavy shit in here.

01:31:39.000 I think we're ready to start the show, Ryan.

01:31:41.000 Damn.

01:31:45.000 Come on, Truck.

01:31:46.000 Not a moment too soon.

01:31:47.000 Bring it to you.

01:31:48.000 I thought we weren't going to.

01:31:50.000 So I. So you came up with some excuses?

01:31:54.000 Yeah.

01:31:55.000 I fucking came up with my excuses.

01:31:59.000 Like when a T is a K?

01:32:02.000 That's a flub.

01:32:04.000 Oh, but this isn't a flub.

01:32:06.000 This isn't a flub.

01:32:07.000 Oh.

01:32:07.000 That's not a flub.

01:32:08.000 It's not a flub that you put something away that we're going to need?

01:32:13.000 Didn't seem like we were going to need it.

01:32:15.000 We skipped this all the time.

01:32:27.000 All right.

01:32:28.000 And the beginning of the show involves lesbian gays by trans and queers.

01:32:37.000 So that's another interesting show.

01:32:39.000 Why are you ugly?

01:32:40.000 I felt ugly.

01:32:41.000 I felt gay.

01:32:42.000 And then we fell in love.

01:32:43.000 And then they eat the poop.

01:32:45.000 And we have a very good relationship.

01:32:47.000 I don't like my ticket.

01:32:49.000 You don't want to see a close-up picture of my haters because you hate Damon.

01:32:52.000 You ugly.

01:32:53.000 Homophobal.

01:32:56.000 Beautiful trans statue that was just put up in Oxford.

01:33:02.000 It's a little beaver person on top of a woman's head.

01:33:08.000 It's called the Woman of Our Times.

01:33:10.000 And I agree with them that this grotesque structure that Ryan seems reluctant to show us is a perfect summation of what the radical left has done to women.

01:33:21.000 If you can just zoom out there.

01:33:26.000 There we go.

01:33:26.000 That would have been nice at the beginning.

01:33:29.000 Three arms, a penis, and a beaver woman on her head.

01:33:34.000 Yes.

01:33:34.000 I agree with you.

01:33:36.000 That is the fucking mess you've made of Western women.

01:33:40.000 Are you proud of yourself?

01:33:42.000 Is that woman writing about how beautiful it is kidding?

01:33:45.000 I don't think she is.

01:33:47.000 I think she likes it.

01:33:48.000 What is she saying?

01:33:50.000 A beautiful afternoon in summertown Oxford.

01:33:54.000 Deeply honored to be asked to unveil Woman of Our Times, a moving graphic representation of modern femininity.

01:34:00.000 Huge thanks to the Lib DemCherwell Council for their love and financial support.

01:34:06.000 I agree.

01:34:07.000 We finally converged.

01:34:08.000 Venn diagram.

01:34:10.000 Radical left and radical right agrees that that is a great example of what they've done to women in America.

01:34:20.000 As TERFs, trans-exclusionary radical feminists, we've always said we have no problem with gays and lesbians.

01:34:27.000 They exist.

01:34:28.000 They're a thing.

01:34:30.000 Stay away from our kids.

01:34:31.000 Stop pushing it.

01:34:31.000 Just be you.

01:34:33.000 Be a gay over there.

01:34:35.000 BTQ and the rest, not a thing.

01:34:38.000 It's straight people trying to be special.

01:34:40.000 They tried being black in the 80s and 90s, the Wigger movement, right?

01:34:44.000 The M ⁇ Ms.

01:34:46.000 Didn't work.

01:34:46.000 Sean King pulled it off, but few could.

01:34:49.000 But saying you're sort of gay, it's like saying your back hurts.

01:34:54.000 You're going to get early retirement.

01:34:56.000 So 3-4, we clearly see B is not a thing.

01:34:59.000 50% of bisexual women now sleep exclusively with men.

01:35:06.000 Half of the bi people are not bi.

01:35:11.000 They are uni.

01:35:14.000 That is fucking, isn't that not crystal clear proof they're retarded?

01:35:19.000 Bisexual women under three with only male partners.

01:35:26.000 Sorry, you're not bi.

01:35:29.000 And then there's, of course, we could do like 10 shows on women coming out to their students.

01:35:34.000 But I'm really getting into these days the concept of smelling and sensing what people are all about.

01:35:43.000 And you really can tell.

01:35:44.000 If you're awkward around someone, they might be a fed.

01:35:48.000 They're definitely not for you.

01:35:49.000 Your goal in life should be to be around people you can most be yourself around.

01:35:54.000 On top of that, you can kind of tell when someone is not right in the head, when they're not being themselves, when they're deeply damaged, when they're manic depressives, when they're bipolar.

01:36:05.000 You can smell mental illness.

01:36:06.000 You can feel it.

01:36:08.000 And feel the complete desperation and sadness that's in this mentally ill woman's demeanor.

01:36:18.000 Some of you remember my non-binary emotional support dragon, Bean.

01:36:23.000 Bean.

01:36:24.000 Did I just say they were non-binary?

01:36:26.000 I believe I did.

01:36:28.000 I have introduced Bean to former students of mine as being not a boy or a girl and using they-them pronouns.

01:36:38.000 And they reacted positively.

01:36:40.000 However, I kind of stopped the experiment because of my own fear.

01:36:46.000 Because I wasn't out to body superiors yet.

01:36:50.000 And I was afraid of how parents would react to me.

01:36:53.000 Is she reading the scripts?

01:36:55.000 Etc.

01:36:57.000 But today I did the thing.

01:37:00.000 I came out.

01:37:02.000 And I'm really proud of myself, but I just kind of look back.

01:37:08.000 Yeah.

01:37:09.000 I came up with my bosses because I've been wanting to do this for a while.

01:37:15.000 But what finally just made the time right, a kid called me Jack instead of Jackie this morning.

01:37:27.000 And they saw that it was cute.

01:37:29.000 Like my tooth toothbrushers.

01:37:32.000 And uh wait, they thought I was cute?

01:37:35.000 Like my toothbrush?

01:37:38.000 They thought it was cute.

01:37:39.000 So I took that as like an icebreaker and it was like, so guys, by the way, um, I wanted to ask, bring something up.

01:37:51.000 Uh, kids are questioning if I'm a boy or a girl.

01:37:55.000 And one of my superiors, in a way that like made me think a good meeting on this conversation, was like, please have curiosity.

01:38:05.000 What is your answer to that?

01:38:07.000 Oh, I can't watch her anymore.

01:38:08.000 Jesus H. Christ.

01:38:10.000 Anyway, you get the idea.

01:38:11.000 What a piece of garbage, human.

01:38:12.000 What a mess we have.

01:38:13.000 These, it's so strange that we delegated these mentally ill weirdos to, we're like, we need a job for you.

01:38:21.000 It should have been cleaning.

01:38:23.000 Can you just...

01:38:24.000 We had a leak here with the HVAC and it's staying the floor.

01:38:28.000 Can you just zwiffer that?

01:38:31.000 Instead, we said, can you look after my dearest, most sacred thing, my child, and inject your bizarre made-up speech pathology into my child's brain?

01:38:44.000 And the other thing, too, about these people is they're very agreeable, because you have to be if you're a fucking crazy, retarded lunatic moron.

01:38:52.000 Because in the cave days, they just get a rock dropped on them.

01:38:55.000 So they're like, I'm anyone's dog for a bone.

01:38:58.000 Radical Marxist weirdos take advantage of that and they say, okay, let's brainwash them into being Marxists and then they can spread our little fucking messages.

01:39:13.000 Oh yeah.

01:39:15.000 Wait, what was that?

01:39:16.000 Oh, that was the trans thread, yeah.

01:39:18.000 So that's the Matt Walsh thing we talked about last night, but go down.

01:39:20.000 We'll see how much this we can take, because you get example exhaustion.

01:39:24.000 But go back up, back up.

01:39:26.000 This is a guy just investigating one of these fucking things.

01:39:29.000 Go down.

01:39:30.000 Is this a woman?

01:39:31.000 Turn it up.

01:39:36.000 Get away from my car.

01:39:38.000 That's that Jessica chick.

01:39:39.000 Jessica Talov.

01:39:42.000 I'm starting to recognize them now.

01:39:46.000 Didn't that guy get arrested?

01:39:49.000 You want to get punched, don't you?

01:39:51.000 Go away.

01:39:52.000 Go away from my car.

01:39:54.000 I need police for Langley for you.

01:40:01.000 Police in Vancouver must be so sick of that fucking guy.

01:40:09.000 Mentally ill again.

01:40:12.000 Remember the good old days when your enemies were just assholes?

01:40:16.000 When I was a teenager, my enemies were Nazi skinheads.

01:40:19.000 They would come and fight us.

01:40:21.000 We would fight them.

01:40:22.000 Everyone was sane.

01:40:24.000 They just had strange political problems.

01:40:27.000 And they were violent.

01:40:29.000 Good.

01:40:30.000 I'll take that any day over this shit.

01:40:32.000 I am not challenging your right to be who you are at all.

01:40:35.000 Yes, you are, because you are saying that trans women are not women.

01:40:39.000 They are women.

01:40:40.000 We are women.

01:40:41.000 Trans women are women.

01:40:43.000 All right.

01:40:43.000 Well, we might have to say that.

01:40:44.000 We have been women since we're talking about agreement there.

01:40:46.000 We were girls when we were born.

01:40:49.000 But we were assigned boys when we were born, but we were really actually girls all along.

01:40:54.000 And we knew it.

01:40:55.000 We all just knew it.

01:40:57.000 And you are challenging.

01:41:00.000 That sounds like Trump.

01:41:01.000 We were assigned boys when we were young, but we were always girls.

01:41:05.000 And we knew all along.

01:41:08.000 So you can go bye-bye home to mommy.

01:41:12.000 All right.

01:41:12.000 Well, we might have to have a lot of people.

01:41:15.000 We were girls and we were boy.

01:41:18.000 But we were.

01:41:18.000 Okay, I'm sick of her.

01:41:20.000 Her.

01:41:21.000 What's this?

01:41:21.000 Oh, this is Antifa getting mad?

01:41:31.000 This looks old.

01:41:32.000 This particular one.

01:41:36.000 Get the fuck out of here!

01:41:40.000 Why are you so mad at ideas?

01:41:45.000 Why do you want to hit someone in the brain for having ideas you don't agree with?

01:41:49.000 By the way, you get hit with a pylon, it fucking hurts.

01:41:52.000 There was some serious math there.

01:41:54.000 Remember Cerebral Balsi were playing a show and someone threw a pylon at the drummer.

01:41:58.000 It completely split his head open.

01:42:06.000 See, no one fights anymore.

01:42:08.000 The good old days boomers just would have beat them up.

01:42:10.000 It would have been a good, solid tune-up.

01:42:14.000 What's this?

01:42:15.000 Protect trans kids.

01:42:16.000 I want that shirt.

01:42:17.000 Tell me, why are you promoting transpoking in my neighborhood?

01:42:25.000 You have no right to be on our streets here.

01:42:27.000 See the adrenaline pumping through the one on the left?

01:42:30.000 How hard she's breathing and nervous?

01:42:35.000 Oh, yeah.

01:42:36.000 So she's like a whale on Adderall.

01:42:39.000 Oh, she is.

01:42:40.000 A whale on land.

01:42:42.000 Fucking home and leave this fucking city because you have no right to be here.

01:42:46.000 You have no right as a transphobic piece of shit.

01:42:49.000 You are harming so many people with your ideology.

01:42:51.000 And you say that it's gender ideology?

01:42:53.000 I bet that's her entire wallet.

01:42:54.000 She doesn't use cash ever.

01:42:56.000 That actually hurts kids.

01:42:57.000 It hurts everybody.

01:42:58.000 Stop approaching me.

01:42:59.000 Give me space.

01:43:02.000 What do you have to say for yourself?

01:43:04.000 What do you have to say for yourself?

01:43:06.000 I want to hear you speak.

01:43:07.000 What is a woman?

01:43:09.000 You are disgusting.

01:43:10.000 You are a piece of shit.

01:43:12.000 You are fucking disgusting.

01:43:15.000 Go home.

01:43:16.000 Seriously, go home.

01:43:17.000 Piece of shit has lost its oomph since Amber left one in Johnny Depp's bed.

01:43:20.000 Now it's like a lucky dog.

01:43:25.000 They're always fat.

01:43:28.000 Well, I should say, the lesbians, the female to male, are always fat, and the male to female are always skinny.

01:43:35.000 There we go.

01:43:36.000 It's Fred Armison.

01:43:37.000 Very cool.

01:43:42.000 Trans gets matters.

01:43:44.000 Look at the anger.

01:43:50.000 Like, who kills trans people?

01:43:53.000 It's gangster, the gangster bad boy drug dealers that they're attracted to, who they either catfish or the guys are ashamed That they fucked a dude.

01:44:01.000 So you should be like marching outside of gangsters' homes in the hood.

01:44:08.000 But you can't.

01:44:09.000 This one's disturbing.

01:44:11.000 They think children know what's best for them.

01:44:13.000 Kids deserve better than your bigotry.

01:44:19.000 I trust children to know what's best for them.

01:44:21.000 Don't police a body that doesn't belong to you.

01:44:25.000 That's precisely who needs to be policed, is bodies that don't belong to me and bodies that belong to me.

01:44:35.000 Children's secrets are something that needs to be policed.

01:44:41.000 You are not setting up a secret world with someone else's kid where they can tell you things that their parents don't know.

01:44:50.000 That's not acceptable.

01:44:51.000 That's not the way this works.

01:44:53.000 The answer is no.

01:44:57.000 We're almost done this, don't worry.

01:45:02.000 A mom wants to cut her tits off, her daughter's tits off.

01:45:04.000 She's really excited about it.

01:45:05.000 Way do you see this sad loser at the end of this thing?

01:45:09.000 This mom is raising fun source.

01:45:10.000 Healthy child can get a double mastectomy.

01:45:14.000 She wants to disfigure.

01:45:15.000 We were arguing about circumcision yesterday.

01:45:17.000 How about tit concision?

01:45:22.000 Hey, y'all.

01:45:22.000 My kid finally made it to this stage.

01:45:25.000 So excited.

01:45:26.000 Nice.

01:45:26.000 Nothing change.

01:45:28.000 Legal, everything, all the documents are done.

01:45:31.000 This is all that's left.

01:45:33.000 Help this cute kid reach his goal.

01:45:37.000 Wait, can you pause it right on that thing?

01:45:40.000 That weird little creature?

01:45:43.000 It's like a nice fat chick who wants to cut her tits off.

01:45:50.000 What the fuck are we doing?

01:45:51.000 Look at their disgusting pube beard.

01:45:55.000 Ugh.

01:46:00.000 Reaches goal.

01:46:01.000 Thank you.

01:46:03.000 And then final one, it'll bring us to the war on kids.

01:46:06.000 A girl who wants, who decided she wanted to be a boy at age two.

01:46:10.000 She's a fraternal twin.

01:46:12.000 She loves her brother.

01:46:14.000 More than normal siblings, I would argue, especially at that age.

01:46:18.000 And so she sees her boy twin.

01:46:21.000 And she thinks, I love that thing.

01:46:23.000 She feels that bond and then exacerbates it, exaggerates it, misinterprets it as, I want to be him, a real twin, an identical twin.

01:46:34.000 And of course, the parents cannot wait to become visible minorities in their community and be part of diversity.

01:46:41.000 Because if there's one thing white people hate, it's being called normal white people.

01:46:46.000 Look at even his glasses are kooky.

01:46:49.000 Be ready!

01:46:51.000 My face!

01:46:52.000 On the 6th of March, we welcomed our beautiful twins into the world.

01:46:55.000 You turned up Arlo and a girl called Emerald.

01:46:58.000 The first one they said was, this is a girl.

01:47:01.000 Okay, if you remember your face just like lighting up like this is amazing.

01:47:04.000 And then the next one is on, this is a boy.

01:47:06.000 Jackpot, you know, one of each.

01:47:08.000 This is the perfect combination here.

01:47:12.000 Look at Timmy Mippy.

01:47:13.000 So now they're four years old and they identify as two boys.

01:47:19.000 The first time that I realised Stormy wanted to identify as male was about roughly two and a half.

01:47:27.000 But it's not really he said, I want to be a boy.

01:47:31.000 He said, I am a boy.

01:47:33.000 Yes.

01:47:34.000 And that is the difference.

01:47:35.000 Jackpot, I'm special.

01:47:38.000 Who cares if it fucks up my kid?

01:47:40.000 I feel like a boy and I want to be a boy.

01:47:44.000 Sometimes people call me girl.

01:47:46.000 Do they?

01:47:47.000 How does that make you feel?

01:47:49.000 Sad.

01:47:50.000 Good, correct answer.

01:47:55.000 This isn't just a phase.

01:47:56.000 This is not a little girl we're looking at here.

01:47:58.000 It's a little boy.

01:47:59.000 He started being unhappy with being dressed as a girl, so he started being unhappy with wearing dresses.

01:48:04.000 Hairclips were a big no-no.

01:48:05.000 Didn't like hair clips, didn't like the pigtails.

01:48:08.000 He was genuinely upset.

01:48:10.000 He was a tomboy asshole.

01:48:13.000 10 years ago, 15 years ago, a girl said, I'm a boy.

01:48:16.000 And they go, okay, that's fine.

01:48:18.000 You wouldn't have a news crew right there.

01:48:21.000 And this is the beginning of complete chaos because what's next for that kid?

01:48:26.000 Puberty blockers?

01:48:27.000 A double mastectomy we all have to fucking raise money for?

01:48:32.000 I'm not even right-wing.

01:48:34.000 I'm not even a conservative per se.

01:48:36.000 I don't consider myself a Republican.

01:48:38.000 I'm just a normal dude like you.

01:48:41.000 And us normal dudes and dudettes don't want to see children massacred, mutilated.

01:48:49.000 We don't want lesbians' tits cut off.

01:48:52.000 I can't believe that's right-wing.

01:48:53.000 I want to get in a time machine.

01:48:54.000 Maybe we should do a sketch like that.

01:48:56.000 And I go back to Teenage Me and I go, hey, you're like an anarcho-punk with a mohawk.

01:49:01.000 I'm known as the face of hate in America.

01:49:05.000 Oh my God, what the fuck happened to me?

01:49:07.000 Did you get brainwashed by a Republican cult?

01:49:10.000 No, I believe things like women don't have penises, you shouldn't cut a child's tits off, and you shouldn't give children the same drug they used to chemically castrate pedophiles.

01:49:22.000 Oh.

01:49:23.000 I'm also against segregation.

01:49:25.000 I don't think blacks should have a separate prom.

01:49:27.000 I don't think blacks and Asians should have different grades based on their race.

01:49:34.000 I disapprove of Islam's treatment of women and gays.

01:49:38.000 Oh, so you're me.

01:49:40.000 Yes.

01:49:41.000 It's the background that changed.

01:49:43.000 This changed.

01:49:46.000 All right, let's get to the war on kids.

01:49:49.000 Hello, mama!

01:49:51.000 I had a sex page upgrade!

01:49:53.000 Who wants to pamp my back?

01:49:54.000 We are living in an ageism era where children are seen as human garbage.

01:50:00.000 Regulations to indoctrinate American school children with poisonous and divisive left-wing doctrines.

01:50:14.000 At the risk of belaboring the point, we should just have a brief look at kids and drag and how it's not a minor thing.

01:50:23.000 It's not one school.

01:50:24.000 It's everywhere.

01:50:27.000 And how about all the parents, I bet you at least 60, 70% of the dads are not into this, especially the black and Hispanic dads.

01:50:35.000 Not one person has the balls to say, This is fucking horseshit.

01:50:38.000 What is going on?

01:50:39.000 Like the black Santa that was thrust upon us in Chicago.

01:50:44.000 All the white dads are like, This is great.

01:50:46.000 Santa is black.

01:50:49.000 And no one complained but me.

01:50:55.000 Like, just yell out, gay!

01:51:00.000 And here's another thing that really bugs me about all this is drag is the most uncreative, retarded base talent and culture.

01:51:12.000 Like when a woman dresses up in a crazy outfit, you go, oh, wow, look at you.

01:51:17.000 Ready to hit the town.

01:51:20.000 You don't get together in a room and start clapping hysterically because your mom got dressed up on date night.

01:51:27.000 Like, what are we clapping at?

01:51:29.000 That you put on a bunch of makeup and then they perform.

01:51:32.000 You know how they perform?

01:51:33.000 They lip sync their favorite songs.

01:51:36.000 Oh, like everyone in America in the shower?

01:51:40.000 What are you fucking doing?

01:51:44.000 Here they are, of course, dancing on stage.

01:51:48.000 Drag conference, featuring risque performers, took place this month in Los Angeles.

01:51:52.000 And as everyone has seen by now, we had a young man, young boy, out there dancing on the stage with people throwing money at him.

01:52:00.000 Let's scroll down and see if anyone defends this.

01:52:04.000 What is happening in America?

01:52:05.000 When do they start teaching?

01:52:06.000 I just want one person to be like, the kid there was there voluntarily grooming evil stuff, blah, blah, blah.

01:52:15.000 If you go to the next one down, 4-2, the dad is defending it.

01:52:19.000 He thinks it's pretty awesome.

01:52:22.000 This is actually a dance event for kids.

01:52:24.000 They had a kids' dance off at this year's Drag Con.

01:52:28.000 I guess, how is that a defense?

01:52:30.000 With a dedicated kid zone featuring activities and games geared towards drag's youngest fans, how do kids know what drag is?

01:52:38.000 The event was full of children lip-syncing along to their favorite pop song or voguing to the beat of the music.

01:52:42.000 George Gomez took his six-year-old son, Eli, to the event for the first time.

01:52:47.000 Way to go, George.

01:52:48.000 Good work.

01:52:52.000 He was in...

01:52:53.000 No, go back.

01:52:55.000 He was in love with Drag Race, said Gomez, who drove from San Diego to be at the convention on Saturday while watching the series.

01:53:01.000 He saw a commercial for DragCon, and all he wanted to do.

01:53:04.000 Oh, sorry.

01:53:04.000 While watching the series, he saw a commercial for DragCon, and all he wanted to do was come.

01:53:09.000 And so we were supportive.

01:53:11.000 We love our little boy, and whatever makes him happy, makes us happy.

01:53:15.000 That's great.

01:53:16.000 What could possibly go wrong?

01:53:18.000 Eli was, and I'm not saying you're making a straight kid gay.

01:53:21.000 I don't care if this kid is a gay egg.

01:53:23.000 He hasn't cracked yet.

01:53:24.000 He's not going to hatch.

01:53:25.000 So why are you shattering the shell and yanking him out of the egg?

01:53:29.000 Eli was an audience favorite on the main stage, doing a variety of Vogue dancing moves, including death drops, as other attendees gathered to cheer him on.

01:53:38.000 From his place atop the DJ booth, RuPaul was cheering him on, too.

01:53:41.000 At one point, Eli made a heart with his hands, giving back the power of love the audience was showing him with his applause.

01:53:51.000 His hard work paid off.

01:53:53.000 Audience members began tipping him dollar bills to recognize his efforts.

01:53:58.000 And there he is performing in a dance off at DragCon, Santiago Philippe Filmmagic.

01:54:04.000 I was so surprised at how welcoming Craig and how inclusive this community is, Gomez said.

01:54:10.000 All the drag queens were so nice to him, asking him questions about school and more.

01:54:14.000 I was really surprised.

01:54:15.000 It feels like home.

01:54:18.000 So there is someone defending it.

01:54:21.000 You know, he was just dancing and doing some moves.

01:54:23.000 And then, yeah, some people threw some money because they appreciate it.

01:54:27.000 These are death drops.

01:54:30.000 Okay.

01:54:31.000 This is so funny.

01:54:32.000 Oh, good job, Anna.

01:54:33.000 I don't think that is a death drop.

01:54:35.000 I think a death drop is when you go backwards and you slam against the ground.

01:54:39.000 That's a death drop.

01:54:41.000 That's it.

01:54:42.000 And they had to write that in the article.

01:54:44.000 That's making a heart with his hand.

01:54:47.000 Nice.

01:54:48.000 That's good.

01:54:49.000 What's 4-3?

01:54:50.000 I think I left my fucking backpack at the gym with the computer.

01:54:55.000 Stupid boy.

01:55:01.000 Oh no, and they're gone from the gym, right?

01:55:04.000 Mega drag thread.

01:55:09.000 Oh, wait, look, this just came in.

01:55:11.000 The Washington Post stealth-edited Taylor Lorenz's report after YouTubers accused her of falsely claiming she reached out to them for comment prior to publication of her story about content creators thriving during the Johnny Depp Amber Heard trial.

01:55:24.000 And then Libs of TikTok says, just edited Taylor.

01:55:27.000 No, she goes, The Washington Post just edited Taylor Lorenz's article claiming she reached out to two accounts for comment after those accounts posted that she, in fact, never reached out to them.

01:55:37.000 An outright lie by WAPO.

01:55:41.000 If I were Taylor Lorenz, I'd be crying over this on camera.

01:55:49.000 Oh, no, that's a death threat she got.

01:55:53.000 I mean, that Libs of TikTok got.

01:56:01.000 Okay.

01:56:03.000 So, I mean, we'll just skim through this because we're getting example exhaustion here.

01:56:08.000 Click on that thread there.

01:56:09.000 So the point of all of this massive thread is this is not a one-time thing.

01:56:13.000 It's fucking everywhere.

01:56:14.000 There's a children at a gay club in Minnesota, pulling them on, dancing like a whore for them, prancing around as little girls clap.

01:56:23.000 We're not trying to keep them off the poll anymore.

01:56:25.000 Family Pride Day in Massachusetts, honoring Drag Queen Storytime.

01:56:29.000 Here's some opportunities for kids to perform with drag queens on stage.

01:56:34.000 Look at his gross fake tits hanging out.

01:56:38.000 Bristol Library over in the UK with the Drag Queen Story Hour.

01:56:43.000 We're dominating the entire Western world.

01:56:45.000 Remember, folks, at worst, it's corrupting your children with sexual content.

01:56:50.000 Sorry, at best.

01:56:52.000 And then at worst, they're grooming them for child rape.

01:56:57.000 None of this is very good news.

01:56:59.000 Oh, there's a kid already learning all the moves.

01:57:01.000 Look at that.

01:57:04.000 What if he's not gay?

01:57:07.000 Wait, go up a bit.

01:57:08.000 Nothing to see here.

01:57:09.000 No, Down a bit.

01:57:11.000 Just a child dancing for adults with drag queens on stage for money at a drag convention.

01:57:14.000 That's the same thing we mentioned earlier.

01:57:16.000 All right, so we got the idea.

01:57:17.000 It's fucking everywhere.

01:57:20.000 And then 4-4 is former school counselor accused of having sex with teen students.

01:57:26.000 It seems like it always ends up like that.

01:57:32.000 What's 4-4?

01:57:36.000 Oh, yeah, that's just like the other one earlier I was talking about.

01:57:40.000 All information is kept private.

01:57:43.000 The shitty drawing.

01:57:45.000 And then you will never be outed to your parents, teachers, or peers.

01:57:50.000 Wait, dude, go up a little bit?

01:57:52.000 What is that flag?

01:57:54.000 Is that the map flag?

01:58:00.000 I mean, if that's the map flag, I feel like I should call 911.

01:58:08.000 No, so the map flag goes from blue to yellow and then from yellow to pink.

01:58:12.000 Go back to that one?

01:58:13.000 Okay.

01:58:14.000 Thank God.

01:58:14.000 I guess I'm grasping for scraps here of them at least being slightly ashamed.

01:58:21.000 All right, last one on this, four or five.

01:58:24.000 You may not question any of this.

01:58:26.000 So here's a Zoom call.

01:58:27.000 Luckily, Hispanics are brave enough to say, wait, what the fuck is going on?

01:58:31.000 And some of these people start talking about all the woke books.

01:58:38.000 And I did a whole segment on this.

01:58:39.000 It's everywhere.

01:58:40.000 And immediately the teacher, the administrator, shuts it down because you're literally not allowed to ask questions.

01:58:49.000 This is worth a watch, trust me.

01:58:52.000 Do you think whites invented races?

01:58:54.000 And if so, when?

01:58:55.000 What century roughly?

01:58:57.000 At what age do you feel children should be introduced to such material without direct parental involvement?

01:59:02.000 And I should mention that I think this is one example of one book, but there were questions about some other books as well.

01:59:10.000 So good evening, council members.

01:59:12.000 Before you ask that question, I'd like to interject and say that this could be a racially charged question.

01:59:19.000 And at this time, you should be considering transitioning to community feedback or the candidates will leave the platform.

01:59:28.000 What?

01:59:30.000 Was that speaking?

01:59:33.000 This was a question that our community submitted.

01:59:36.000 We have had discussions about that.

01:59:38.000 So I think it's important to have a public discussion.

01:59:42.000 Some families think it's racially charged to put this book in front of our kids.

01:59:47.000 So I would like to have the superintendents because it's definitely a topic that has been very relevant in our meetings and is definitely very relevant for several families.

01:59:59.000 I understand that, Daniela, but at this time, respectfully, I'll ask you to move to another question or we transition to the community feedback of the town hall.

02:00:08.000 So you just the last 30 minutes of censoring this question or you're telling me, can I ask another question or you can ask another question, but allowing 30 minutes for community feedback, right?

02:00:22.000 We'll definitely allow, but without the candidates being in the platform.

02:00:26.000 Yeah, so think about it.

02:00:28.000 I'm sorry, I must protest what you're saying and not allowing this open and transparent discussion.

02:00:35.000 What are you afraid of?

02:00:36.000 We discuss this in an open manner.

02:00:39.000 It's civilized that our parents are very concerned about, families are very concerned about.

02:00:46.000 Because some of these books, people feel that they disparage a certain group and it's not fair that it's being taught.

02:00:56.000 They feel that really teaching hate in schools.

02:00:58.000 And it's a very pertinent topic, very topical.

02:01:00.000 I understand that, Member Chuck, but maybe we think about reframing the question.

02:01:05.000 The question could be, what are your thoughts about culturally relevant curricula?

02:01:10.000 That's not the question.

02:01:12.000 Nobody has concerns about culturally relevant curriculum.

02:01:14.000 Families have concerns about books that say that whites invented racism.

02:01:18.000 And so it's a fair question to ask, but nobody has concerns about culturally relevant curriculum.

02:01:24.000 I'm not going to, I don't think it's the GOE role to censor the questions that our community has asked and selected parents have been selected.

02:01:34.000 And also, I don't think, yeah, I really don't think that that's the DOE role.

02:01:40.000 Danielle Chen, the DOE is hosting this platform that we're on right now.

02:01:47.000 So we're losing time for parent feedback.

02:01:51.000 Let's watch parent feedback, but let's keep on record that the DOE has censored a question very relevant to our community that we have discussed in our meetings.

02:01:59.000 I just want to make sure that this is on the record.

02:02:01.000 Thank you, Danielle.

02:02:02.000 Thank you.

02:02:03.000 Are you doing this, BB?

02:02:05.000 Ms. Matadine?

02:02:06.000 On who's behind you?

02:02:07.000 Chen, I'd like to move forward.

02:02:09.000 Thank you, Benjamin.

02:02:10.000 I want to have some accountability for who's making this decision.

02:02:14.000 Is it you making this decision, Ms. Matadine?

02:02:18.000 Mr. Chen Wok?

02:02:21.000 Yes, sir.

02:02:22.000 We're being directed.

02:02:25.000 Are you making this decision?

02:02:26.000 Is it on your account that you're making this decision?

02:02:29.000 This is an account.

02:02:31.000 Okay, so this is an account of our executive director phase that this could be a racially charged question.

02:02:38.000 You can certainly reframe the question or I'm not able to respond to Chen.

02:02:46.000 I'd like to move forward, Chen, please.

02:02:48.000 Thank you.

02:02:49.000 I think you noticed only non-whites have the balls to say this, to question any of these bizarre books the kids are getting that say that whites invented race.

02:02:59.000 And we covered that book, if you recall.

02:03:01.000 It said a long time ago, no dates, of course, white people decided that there was lots of different races, and whites were better, smarter, and more beautiful than all the other races, which is a lie.

02:03:13.000 What?

02:03:15.000 By the way, it's a nation of Islam that says that whites invented races, no one else.

02:03:20.000 And it's a nation of Islam, actually, that says an alien named Yacoub created white people in a lab.

02:03:27.000 They have a Latino person communicating all this stuff so that way white people can't speak up to her.

02:03:33.000 But you have to fight Fuego with Fuego.

02:03:36.000 You have Latinos.

02:03:37.000 So it's white people being shat on, Asians and Hispanics standing up for them.

02:03:41.000 And the only white guy here is saying, Please stop, please stop.

02:03:45.000 It's violence.

02:03:47.000 They're going to make them hit me harder.

02:03:48.000 Yeah.

02:03:50.000 It's like a beaten, it's like an abused girlfriend going, don't get him angry.

02:03:54.000 You're not going to like him when he's angry.

02:03:56.000 It just makes it worse for me at home.

02:03:58.000 I noticed you yelled at Trish pretty severely in public the other day.

02:04:02.000 That's kind of fucked up.

02:04:03.000 Please, just, no, just gets like this.

02:04:06.000 You're just giving me another black guy I'm going to have to lie about.

02:04:08.000 I know.

02:04:10.000 And I'd like to move forward here because we have just this last question for our candidates here.

02:04:17.000 I understand that this is controversial, but we've had fascinating discussion here and we've learned it's been very enlightening today.

02:04:28.000 So I'd like to just end it with this one last question.

02:04:31.000 And maybe you can ask, Danielle, we've had a number of questions submitted from the community during this meeting to a Q ⁇ A if you can choose one.

02:04:41.000 I'd appreciate it.

02:04:42.000 Thank you.

02:04:43.000 Thank you, President Morten.

02:04:46.000 Ben, you should select.

02:04:48.000 I refuse because this is censoring.

02:04:50.000 I mean, we had a process.

02:04:53.000 We selected questions.

02:04:54.000 The community submitted.

02:04:55.000 And now DOEs are winning.

02:05:00.000 Because they're delaying this whole meeting by making it about the question.

02:05:03.000 No one has to answer this question.

02:05:05.000 This is how you do it.

02:05:08.000 Which questions our families can ask or not.

02:05:10.000 I refuse to be part of the process.

02:05:11.000 So I think we should just look for parent feedback.

02:05:14.000 It's outrageous.

02:05:18.000 Are there questions about student and temporary housing that you could ask?

02:05:25.000 We had a process, Lupe.

02:05:27.000 We discussed, and I'm asking on the order.

02:05:30.000 So this is a question that most council members actually said was very relevant, and it has been part of our CC meetings.

02:05:36.000 It's for the record, they are censoring.

02:05:39.000 They don't even want to discuss.

02:05:41.000 That's the reality.

02:05:42.000 Amazing.

02:05:43.000 All right.

02:05:44.000 That's enough.

02:05:46.000 Let's jump to racism.

02:05:48.000 Oh, you know what we should do?

02:05:49.000 Hold on a sec, Ryan.

02:05:50.000 Stop.

02:05:52.000 Let's call this end to part one so people can go and wash their penises.

02:05:58.000 And then we'll start part two in a second, right?

02:06:03.000 With racism.

02:06:04.000 With racism.

02:06:05.000 So, folks, you digest this biscuit.

02:06:08.000 You can go outside, put the phone away, go outside and breathe.

02:06:13.000 And part two will be uploaded right next to it.

02:06:15.000 I guess I'll end this with get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.

02:06:35.000 Cause you'll never know anything about me.

02:06:38.000 Cause I'm just another guy in a lame city.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - June 03, 2022

S4E124 - SUPERMEGA EPISODE - PART 1

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