Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S4E124 - SUPERMEGA EPISODE - PART 2

00:00:06.000 Okay, let's do.

00:00:07.000 Welcome back to part two of Ten Things I Love About Baby Boomers. 0.74

00:00:11.000 Boo-boo-bummers, I once said by accident, and that's what my wife calls them now, because she women never let you forget a mistake, especially when you're perfect. 1.00

00:00:20.000 Let's get into some racism.

00:00:23.000 What else could I have done to piss you off?

00:00:25.000 Black woman? 1.00

00:00:26.000 It is a dream.

00:00:27.000 This is really interesting.

00:00:41.000 So get this.

00:00:42.000 A pregnant woman was shot for no reason.

00:00:44.000 Black pregnant woman. 1.00

00:00:47.000 She was getting her groceries after volunteering at the children's hospital for burn victims.

00:00:54.000 And she was walking down the street on the way back.

00:00:57.000 And a bunch of cops said, hey, I'm not going to say the word, but it starts with N and ends with Igger.

00:01:04.000 I'll say it.

00:01:05.000 Just kidding.

00:01:08.000 They go, hey, you fucking. 0.97

00:01:11.000 And she goes, officer, I don't want any...

00:01:14.000 They shot her five times.

00:01:16.000 I assume it killed the baby.

00:01:18.000 Maybe they shot around the baby.

00:01:20.000 Maybe they have a heart.

00:01:22.000 4-6.

00:01:24.000 Look at this fucking nightmare.

00:01:28.000 Kansas City Police Department shot an unarmed black woman five times.

00:01:33.000 The woman had her hands up going, please help. 1.00

00:01:36.000 Hands up, don't shoot.

00:01:37.000 In a horrific attempted execution, two KCPD officers shot and critically wounded an unarmed black woman, capital B, of course, who had her hands up.

00:01:47.000 Hands up, don't shoot.

00:01:48.000 Remember the dance with, what was it, Perry, no, the guy from Nerd who says, happy Pharrell?

00:01:57.000 Pharrell.

00:01:58.000 And they just, they had their hoods up and they said, hands up, don't shoot.

00:02:01.000 Because that's, when you hear about black people being shot, they're almost always begging for mercy. 0.96

00:02:06.000 And the heartless cops, fucking pigs, they laugh.

00:02:12.000 They go, ha, ha.

00:02:15.000 It makes the, they drink the blood for the adrenochrome.

00:02:18.000 It's called black adrenochrome or bladrenochrome.

00:02:22.000 And if you can scare the black before you shoot them and you drink their blood, it's juicier. 1.00

00:02:27.000 Adrenoplatinum.

00:02:30.000 Problem is you get sickle cell anemia from it.

00:02:32.000 But yeah, you get them nice and scared.

00:02:34.000 A lot of they call it mercy begging blood.

00:02:38.000 No, no.

00:02:39.000 Click on that article.

00:02:40.000 Let's see more of this poor woman. 1.00

00:02:43.000 So much like the Mike Brown thing, the hands up, don't shoot, it's based on witness testimony.

00:02:51.000 Isn't that funny?

00:02:54.000 So believe all black people. 0.99

00:02:57.000 Uh-oh.

00:02:58.000 Update.

00:02:59.000 The Jackson County prosecutor said Leona Hale had a firearm?

00:03:03.000 What?

00:03:03.000 Hale was charged on June something.

00:03:06.000 The prosecutor's office released a still image.

00:03:08.000 Maybe they mean like, you know, when you intake a sandwich, you're like, I had a sandwich.

00:03:14.000 Maybe because she had been shot by a firearm, she had a firearm.

00:03:18.000 She was shot with a bullet.

00:03:20.000 So they wrote it wrong.

00:03:21.000 Maybe she had them at home and they were legal.

00:03:24.000 Yeah.

00:03:24.000 Here, let's look into 4-7 here.

00:03:26.000 Or had past tense.

00:03:28.000 Yeah.

00:03:29.000 Like when she was a kid, she took a rifle.

00:03:31.000 She took a marksman class until 22.

00:03:34.000 I used to do that.

00:03:36.000 Witness said Missouri police shot unarmored pregnant woman five times.

00:03:39.000 Cops released this photo.

00:03:40.000 Okay, what is this shit?

00:03:42.000 Okay, maybe she has a very long, dark thumb.

00:03:46.000 Yeah, like a Megan Fox thumb.

00:03:48.000 I'm so sick of this.

00:03:49.000 Some woman's walking around hitchhiking, and she happens to have a six-inch thumb that's fat and dark black. 1.00

00:03:58.000 And because we hate everything black, it's seen as a quote-unquote gun.

00:04:02.000 Yeah.

00:04:03.000 Bullshit.

00:04:04.000 Bullshit.

00:04:05.000 Sorry, I have dark thumbs, and one of them is very long.

00:04:08.000 Now I'm the bad guy.

00:04:09.000 That's illegal.

00:04:11.000 I can't put my hands up.

00:04:12.000 Black thumbs matter. 1.00

00:04:15.000 Let's see the article.

00:04:16.000 What does it say?

00:04:18.000 She's been charged with exhibiting a weapon.

00:04:20.000 I would put a quotes on the weapon part.

00:04:22.000 In her encounter Friday evening with Kansas City police officers, Jackson County Prosecutor News comes after several media reported the black woman was unarmed.

00:04:29.000 Let's see her for a sec. 0.96

00:04:31.000 Oh, she's armed with a Mona Lisa smile. 0.98

00:04:35.000 Right.

00:04:36.000 Is that a capital offense?

00:04:38.000 I'm open-armed to her.

00:04:40.000 Yeah.

00:04:42.000 So the original story was correct, as far as I'm concerned.

00:04:47.000 Right.

00:04:48.000 Exhibiting a weapon, has that even bad?

00:04:50.000 It sounds like a...

00:04:52.000 Okay, say it wasn't a thumb.

00:04:53.000 Say it was a gun.

00:04:53.000 Maybe she was like, hey, what kind of pistols do you guys have?

00:04:56.000 I have a 45.

00:04:58.000 Yeah.

00:04:58.000 It's like gun talk.

00:04:59.000 I thought we were showing guns off.

00:05:02.000 Guys do that all the time, but when a black woman wants to join the discussion and show cops that she too has a cool gun, you want to compare? 1.00

00:05:10.000 It's basically like when you see a PT Cruiser and you're in a PT Cruiser, you go, hey, motorcycle guys.

00:05:15.000 Right.

00:05:15.000 I had a guy today on my motorcycle.

00:05:17.000 He went like this.

00:05:18.000 Yep.

00:05:18.000 Hell yeah.

00:05:19.000 New one.

00:05:19.000 He was a white guy in the hood.

00:05:21.000 That's the Bronx guys.

00:05:26.000 I like.

00:05:27.000 They shot her.

00:05:28.000 This is where you should start the video at all times.

00:05:31.000 They shot her.

00:05:32.000 Oh, my God.

00:05:33.000 They shot her.

00:05:34.000 What did they do?

00:05:34.000 Oh my God, they shot her.

00:05:35.000 What did they do?

00:05:36.000 What happened?

00:05:37.000 What happened?

00:05:39.000 Explain to me.

00:05:39.000 Wait, what happened?

00:05:40.000 Oh, my God, they shot her.

00:05:41.000 What was the sequence of events?

00:05:42.000 What happened?

00:05:43.000 They shot her.

00:05:44.000 Oh, my God.

00:05:44.000 They shot her.

00:05:44.000 Who shot her?

00:05:45.000 Who?

00:05:45.000 What?

00:05:46.000 What happened?

00:05:47.000 What happened?

00:05:48.000 What the?

00:05:49.000 I ain't seen nobody like this if my daughter died in front of me.

00:05:52.000 They shot her.

00:05:52.000 Y'all they shot her.

00:05:53.000 What?

00:05:54.000 What?

00:05:55.000 Stop the world.

00:05:57.000 I stopped the world and melt with you.

00:05:59.000 I ain't seen nothing like this since my dog died right in front of me.

00:06:02.000 Daughter or dog?

00:06:04.000 They shot her, yada, shot her.

00:06:06.000 This is my daughter died in front of me.

00:06:09.000 That is consequential.

00:06:10.000 They shot her, yada, shot her.

00:06:12.000 I washed it all.

00:06:13.000 Y'all, please, they shot her.

00:06:14.000 It's amazing that.

00:06:16.000 Ebonics can make daughter one syllable.

00:06:19.000 Dawn.

00:06:19.000 Daughter.

00:06:20.000 Dog.

00:06:21.000 Do you want to count how many times?

00:06:23.000 I guess not.

00:06:23.000 In a rap, you could rhyme dog and dog.

00:06:27.000 Yeah, and dogmatic.

00:06:29.000 It's like Linton Quasi Johnson, the Jamaican guy.

00:06:31.000 He's like, the eagle and the beer and people living in fear of an impending nuclear warfare.

00:06:38.000 You got all kinds of new rhymes when you massacre the English language.

00:06:42.000 Make Gavin sound like ear.

00:06:44.000 Girvin.

00:06:45.000 Giervin.

00:06:46.000 Girvin.

00:06:46.000 Game.

00:06:47.000 Givin'.

00:06:48.000 Price of God too high.

00:06:51.000 Price of guy too high.

00:06:52.000 And giving that man UPS.

00:06:55.000 This was amazing.

00:06:57.000 White people, New York Times readers, love the Negro.

00:07:01.000 The less blacks in their neighborhood, the more they are cherished.

00:07:05.000 I noticed this in my all-white enclave of Westchester. 0.54

00:07:07.000 Every time a black person is around, like at a baseball game, the whites, especially the housewives, are just fawning, fawning over them. 1.00

00:07:16.000 They want to pet.

00:07:17.000 They see them as leopards.

00:07:18.000 They don't want to touch them.

00:07:19.000 They don't want it near the kids, but they love them from afar.

00:07:22.000 They want to pet them.

00:07:24.000 And you realize they've never actually met one when they just assume that they need sunscreen.

00:07:32.000 This happened to me in Vegas once.

00:07:34.000 I went to Vegas with David Cross and Jerry Minor.

00:07:37.000 Jerry Miner is very black, but he's basically white because he grew up Jehovah's Witness.

00:07:42.000 And David goes, oh, fuck, we're going to be outside.

00:07:44.000 Jerry, do you have any sunscreen?

00:07:46.000 And Jerry and I both look at him and go, you don't find that question weird?

00:07:50.000 David didn't know that blacks don't wear sunscreen.

00:07:54.000 Blacks don't get sunburns. 1.00

00:07:56.000 You ever see a black person, capital B, peel off some of the horrible sunscreen? 1.00

00:08:03.000 I mean, they do get slightly darker in the sun, maybe 1%, but it's not a thing.

00:08:07.000 In fact, if you go to CVS and Walgreens in the Hood, you'll notice the only thing that's not behind the plexiglass is sunscreen.

00:08:14.000 But white people who write commercials don't know that because they've never met one.

00:08:18.000 They've certainly never been to the beach with one.

00:08:22.000 Hit it.

00:08:23.000 They try their hardest to market towards blacks. 0.98

00:08:25.000 I mean, banana boat.

00:08:27.000 They have copper.

00:08:30.000 And you won't smell it either unless you want to.

00:08:32.000 This is a pretty good concept, by the way.

00:08:36.000 It's a vampire selling sunscreen.

00:08:40.000 Cute concept, short and sweet.

00:08:42.000 But just for the record, if you're selling sunscreen, you should probably only have people in the commercial who get sunburns.

00:08:51.000 You won't smell it either, unless you want to.

00:08:53.000 Coconut and pineapple?

00:08:55.000 What?

00:08:56.000 She doesn't need sunsby.

00:08:58.000 She doesn't need sunscreen.

00:08:59.000 Look at that guy.

00:09:00.000 He's Wesley Snipes.

00:09:02.000 My wife is American Indian.

00:09:05.000 She could stay in the fucking Sahara Desert for 24 hours.

00:09:10.000 She just gets darker and darker.

00:09:12.000 I've never seen her get a sunburn ever.

00:09:14.000 And that's, she's like mochaccino colored. 1.00

00:09:17.000 This man, this man is fucking Arrowbar brown. 1.00

00:09:24.000 You do not need sunscreen.

00:09:26.000 You know what?

00:09:27.000 I promise you, this is the first time that substance has ever touched his skin.

00:09:32.000 Yeah.

00:09:33.000 He got the commercial.

00:09:34.000 He's like, I'm not going to say no to a commercial.

00:09:38.000 $100 for two hours' work?

00:09:39.000 Sure, I'll be there.

00:09:41.000 What the fuck is this shit?

00:09:43.000 He auditioned for dog food commercials too?

00:09:45.000 What else?

00:09:46.000 What are the products?

00:09:48.000 All day, every day, like it was intended.

00:09:50.000 Click the link.

00:09:56.000 It's embarrassing when your vampire teeth that usually are used for penetrating skin and sucking blood are whiter than the rest of your teeth.

00:10:03.000 Yeah, just like cigarettes make your teeth yellow, those would be kind of red, wouldn't they?

00:10:11.000 To see...

00:10:12.000 Oh, this is kind of serious.

00:10:15.000 I'm going to save that one for a little bit.

00:10:18.000 Oh, this was funny.

00:10:19.000 So in Star Wars, there's this black chick who was hired because she's a black chick. 1.00

00:10:26.000 Which link?

00:10:27.000 This is 5-0.

00:10:28.000 I checked her IMDB, and she was nothing.

00:10:33.000 You always check the IMDB of these affirmative action hires, and it's like, execution crisis.

00:10:38.000 I never heard of that.

00:10:38.000 And then it says in brackets, short.

00:10:40.000 And you went, oh, a YouTube video.

00:10:42.000 Okay.

00:10:43.000 So it's short, short.

00:10:44.000 And then it's the Queen's Gambit.

00:10:46.000 And she plays this black power Afro woman who was friends with the good chess player. 1.00

00:10:53.000 So there's a couple of those.

00:10:54.000 Then they throw in a Shakespeare just to sort of throw you off the scent.

00:10:59.000 And then it's Star Wars.

00:11:01.000 Like, Star Wars should be a big deal.

00:11:05.000 I watch it because my kids watch it.

00:11:07.000 I watch it with my kids.

00:11:08.000 I don't want to sound like a Star Wars guy, but it is one of the most important franchises in American history.

00:11:13.000 You'd think it would be for people who had had, you know, 20 years experience.

00:11:18.000 They were in child ads.

00:11:19.000 They were in toothpaste ads.

00:11:21.000 They were black people doing sunscreen ads when they were eight.

00:11:23.000 So this is a random chick. 1.00

00:11:25.000 And what does it say about Obi-Wan Kenobi star Ewan McGregor stands with co-star Moses Ingram in face of racist hate?

00:11:33.000 Now, here's the thing about racism.

00:11:35.000 You create it with affirmative action because you have these die-hard lunatic incel nerd fans.

00:11:41.000 They see a black person who sucks and they go, she's just hired because she's black and she sucks. 0.81

00:11:46.000 And they go, you're racist.

00:11:48.000 And then they go, okay, fine, fuck you.

00:11:51.000 And they start becoming racist.

00:11:54.000 So you just created racism.

00:11:55.000 They're using racial epithets they wouldn't normally use.

00:11:59.000 You want some evidence of that?

00:12:01.000 It's a guy named Lando Calarician.

00:12:04.000 Or if something random happens in your life, by the way, you say, that was kind of Rando Calarissian.

00:12:11.000 Who gave a shit about him?

00:12:13.000 Who was like, well, well, well, looky here.

00:12:16.000 We got a goddamn in our Star Wars.

00:12:22.000 Nobody.

00:12:23.000 Because he was really good because he was Billy D. Williams and he developed a great personality by beating the shit out of lippy bitches and drinking Cold 45. 1.00

00:12:32.000 No, he developed his skills by being an actor for a long time.

00:12:37.000 He was good at the job.

00:12:39.000 So you made these little nerds into racists. 0.98

00:12:42.000 And dude, Mace Windu, the first black Jedi, he was like, I refuse to do the movie unless I have a purple lightsaber. 0.88

00:12:51.000 So now he's changing the entire lore.

00:12:55.000 Wait, why is that?

00:12:56.000 Because he wanted to be cool.

00:12:57.000 Like, purple's a black person color. 0.98

00:12:59.000 Hence The background.

00:13:01.000 So he had to have his own.

00:13:02.000 He's like, under one condition.

00:13:04.000 And then he wanted a purple lightsaber.

00:13:06.000 It's like, okay.

00:13:07.000 God, I would love it.

00:13:09.000 I would start masturbating right now if the person who hired him just went, okay, and then no.

00:13:13.000 Yeah.

00:13:14.000 Oh, wait, wait, okay.

00:13:15.000 I could do a red.

00:13:16.000 I'll do no, too late.

00:13:17.000 Sorry, we moved on.

00:13:18.000 I'm sorry.

00:13:18.000 For that reason, I'm.

00:13:19.000 Thank you, sir.

00:13:20.000 I'll take that.

00:13:21.000 No, no, I'll help.

00:13:22.000 You know what?

00:13:22.000 Fuck you.

00:13:23.000 I love how they just shit all over the franchise.

00:13:25.000 Even the new guy, the new black guy who played whatever the fuck his name is.

00:13:31.000 Is that Jar Jar Banks?

00:13:33.000 Not Joey.

00:13:34.000 Maybe.

00:13:35.000 That might be.

00:13:36.000 I think that's the guy.

00:13:37.000 He has the vibe.

00:13:38.000 Yeah, he's a standing Jar Jari already.

00:13:43.000 But yeah, it's funny how like...

00:13:44.000 How do you eat the poo-poo, Mr. Luke?

00:13:46.000 Between Samuel Jackson and the new guy who's in the new Star Wars, they just don't give a fuck about the franchise.

00:13:52.000 Like, he was tweeting things like, I think I probably fucked that chick. 0.99

00:13:56.000 My character fucked that chick. 1.00

00:13:58.000 Just like, no respect to, like, the...

00:14:00.000 That's a great thing to do in a kid's movie.

00:14:02.000 Right.

00:14:03.000 And then Samuel Jackson's like, I don't give a fuck about this nerd shit.

00:14:06.000 I want a purple lightsaber.

00:14:08.000 To lightsaber color.

00:14:13.000 Good guys are green and blue.

00:14:14.000 Bad guys are red.

00:14:17.000 That's just the way it works.

00:14:19.000 Go purple.

00:14:22.000 You might get purple.

00:14:25.000 He's bullying.

00:14:26.000 Doesn't pay no.

00:14:27.000 That's a high-T black guy bullying a tiny nerd. 0.97

00:14:30.000 Yeah.

00:14:31.000 Well, we could maybe change this.

00:14:33.000 Forget it.

00:14:34.000 It's purple now.

00:14:35.000 Whatever you want it to be.

00:14:36.000 Whatever you want, tough guy.

00:14:38.000 This.

00:14:38.000 And never get it.

00:14:39.000 Let me keep my lunch money.

00:14:40.000 Lightsaber.

00:14:41.000 We've not seen Mace fight yet.

00:14:44.000 Okay, I can't watch any more now.

00:14:46.000 Fucking get a headache.

00:14:48.000 So let's check out her acting.

00:14:52.000 So, because it's sort of like the Ghostbusters thing.

00:14:55.000 Remember Ghost...

00:14:56.000 No, Charlie's Angels.

00:14:57.000 The Charlie's Angels, The Woke Charlie's Angels came out and it bombed.

00:15:01.000 And the director went, it's because of sexism. 0.98

00:15:04.000 What's the matter?

00:15:04.000 You can't handle tough women?

00:15:07.000 Charlie's Angels was on every night when I was a kid, forever.

00:15:11.000 Next to the Bionic Woman and Wonder Woman, you're not breaking new ground.

00:15:14.000 And maybe you've heard of the smash hit Charlie's Angels?

00:15:19.000 You should have if you're making the movie.

00:15:21.000 But the first Charlie's Angels wasn't woke.

00:15:25.000 I mean, the only visible minority was Lucy Lou, but it was over the top. 0.99

00:15:29.000 It was a parody of itself.

00:15:30.000 It had a sense of humor, and it recognized that women don't beat the shit out of guys. 1.00

00:15:34.000 So they made them into like ridiculous Batman superstars who jump off planes and kick guys off motorcycles.

00:15:41.000 And it was funny and cool.

00:15:42.000 And it was a, I think it made $700 million.

00:15:45.000 So whenever these people complain, you don't like me because you're racist or you're sexist or you're transphobic, they have to assume that they're the first.

00:15:55.000 Sorry, we had Lando Calarisian, we had Charlie's Angels, and then we had Charlie's Angels the movie.

00:16:02.000 You're not new.

00:16:04.000 Sorry, Ghostbusters.

00:16:06.000 Female version. 0.86

00:16:07.000 You sucked because you sucked. 1.00

00:16:11.000 I wonder if Kristen Wigg gives a good blow job. 1.00

00:16:15.000 That's why they call her Kristen Wig. 1.00

00:16:18.000 I don't get it.

00:16:19.000 Because you hold on to the wig while she blows you. 0.98

00:16:22.000 That's the worst joke that's ever been on the show.

00:16:24.000 No, it's true.

00:16:25.000 This is in the streets.

00:16:26.000 They say that.

00:16:27.000 That doesn't make it any better.

00:16:29.000 She's not wearing a wig, but that's what they call it. 0.98

00:16:31.000 If she was black, you can make a wig joke, maybe. 1.00

00:16:34.000 They call hair wigs.

00:16:35.000 They're like, yo, now you're giving me a headache.

00:16:40.000 Wig.

00:16:42.000 Urban dictionary.

00:16:46.000 Let's watch you slowly type away.

00:16:48.000 I come from the streets.

00:16:51.000 Wig.

00:16:53.000 Okay, well, that's one term.

00:16:59.000 Okay.

00:17:01.000 See, your wig is gone.

00:17:02.000 Yeah, it's talking about your hair.

00:17:04.000 No, it's talking about your wig.

00:17:06.000 Artificial hair or.

00:17:10.000 Yeah, Ryan, you're wrong as per usual.

00:17:13.000 Just, you know what?

00:17:14.000 Write a post-it note that says, I'm wrong, and just stick that on your monitor so it's in your face at all times.

00:17:19.000 Anyway, can we get back to the show, please, Detective Shitty?

00:17:24.000 So let's see her acting.

00:17:26.000 Let's see how awesome she is and why everyone who dislikes her must have some other agenda because it couldn't be the quality of her acting. 0.99

00:17:35.000 And by the way, once again, one million characters.

00:17:39.000 Oh, I guess this is a series, though, right?

00:17:41.000 Yeah.

00:17:41.000 So I'll forgive it because we have time to get to know everyone.

00:17:46.000 But at least with The Mandalorian, which I watch with my eight-year-old, you watch him and you get to know him and his various adventures are just extraneous people.

00:17:59.000 Her name.

00:18:00.000 NPCs.

00:18:01.000 Owen.

00:18:03.000 Owen.

00:18:05.000 Farmer, right?

00:18:06.000 I can't hear it.

00:18:08.000 Wife?

00:18:09.000 Kids?

00:18:11.000 My family's of no concern to you.

00:18:13.000 It might be.

00:18:14.000 You got a Jedi on that farm, too? 0.99

00:18:16.000 No.

00:18:17.000 Why should I believe you?

00:18:18.000 I have no love for the Jedi.

00:18:21.000 She's being Jedi. 0.92

00:18:22.000 That stance.

00:18:24.000 Aren't you in outer space?

00:18:27.000 Yo, why should I believe you, bitch? 1.00

00:18:30.000 I kill vermin on the mountain.

00:18:31.000 I'm from Amazon.

00:18:32.000 You know where that is?

00:18:34.000 That's like seven moons from here, nigga. 1.00

00:18:38.000 You protect your family.

00:18:43.000 I like that, man.

00:18:45.000 I'm not scared of you at all.

00:18:47.000 It's important.

00:18:50.000 You're five foot two.

00:18:55.000 You think you could protect them from me?

00:18:58.000 That whisper thing is also another hood thing.

00:19:01.000 Tell me where the Jedi is, or this man and his family die.

00:19:09.000 The Jedi are cowards. 0.99

00:19:11.000 You know what's weird?

00:19:12.000 I looked her up.

00:19:13.000 That Asian dude with the pain on his face, he was in another movie with her.

00:19:20.000 What are they, friends?

00:19:21.000 Movie friends?

00:19:23.000 He's the guy from Doctor Strange.

00:19:27.000 Doctor Strange.

00:19:28.000 They failed you.

00:19:30.000 Abandoned you.

00:19:33.000 There is no point in protecting them.

00:19:36.000 They would not do the same for you.

00:19:42.000 Yeah, she sucks. 1.00

00:19:49.000 She's got a diminutive voice.

00:19:56.000 The only way to play that character is like a psycho who seems like a nice girl, but is actually a murderer. 1.00

00:20:02.000 But to be grabbing lapels and leaning into faces, it's not scary.

00:20:31.000 Yeah, everyone hates you because you suck.

00:20:34.000 There's a pattern there.

00:20:37.000 Have we played this before, George Lucas, talking about how much he hates...

00:20:40.000 I mean, Harrison Ford talking about how much he hates George Lucas?

00:20:46.000 This interview is so funny, I think it might not be real.

00:20:52.000 He says, well, here, go to the top.

00:20:57.000 So, scroll down a little bit.

00:21:00.000 Jeremy Kaplowitz from Hard Drive asks, go down a little bit more.

00:21:06.000 And he says, in the original script for Return of the Jedi, Yoda's return or death were not included at all.

00:21:12.000 According to all accounts, he's got all this questions.

00:21:14.000 And Harris Avord goes, I don't know what a Yoda is.

00:21:18.000 And then he says, what do you think is the perfect amount of diversity in the Star Wars franchise?

00:21:23.000 I met one kid.

00:21:23.000 He was nice.

00:21:24.000 I think he said he was from Taiwan.

00:21:25.000 He helped me set up the green screen in my house to film my part.

00:21:29.000 Is this fake?

00:21:30.000 Am I a moron?

00:21:32.000 But go down a little bit more?

00:21:36.000 This is my favorite part.

00:21:37.000 How do you think the prequel movies compare to the sequel series?

00:21:40.000 Does The Last Jedi really deserve the hate it gets?

00:21:43.000 What about the rise of Skywalker?

00:21:45.000 How do you feel about the backlash towards these films?

00:21:48.000 I don't think I was in those.

00:21:49.000 I was in something.

00:21:50.000 I don't know.

00:21:50.000 Every day of my life, I wish that I was never introduced to George Lucas.

00:21:54.000 They gave me so much money, but I would have made it anyway.

00:21:56.000 I was in a lot of stuff.

00:21:58.000 I don't need this shit.

00:22:01.000 And then he goes, if Han Solo were a real person, real life, who would be his celebrity crush?

00:22:07.000 And then the guy Harrison Ford goes, it's like that thought experiment.

00:22:11.000 A man comes to your house and explains that if you press a button, you will get millions of dollars, but someone you don't know will die.

00:22:17.000 I press that button.

00:22:18.000 I got my millions of dollars, but I didn't think I'd be the one who died.

00:22:23.000 And now I'm in hell, aren't I?

00:22:27.000 I don't care if that's real or not.

00:22:29.000 It's still funny.

00:22:31.000 Also, speaking of the blacks, 21 of them are quitting the White House, which makes you think, how many do they have?

00:22:39.000 This isn't 21 of them quitting a Bruce Springsteen concert in New Jersey.

00:22:44.000 How many staffers are in the White House?

00:22:47.000 120?

00:22:49.000 That sounds more than 15% of the population.

00:22:53.000 At least 21 black staffers have left.

00:22:56.000 This capital B is just so embarrassing with a capital E. Doesn't it look stupid?

00:23:04.000 It looks like Black Sabbath.

00:23:05.000 It looks like I'm about to read about a metal band.

00:23:08.000 At least 21 black staffers have left the White House since last year or are planning to leave soon.

00:23:12.000 Some of those who remain say it's no wonder why.

00:23:15.000 They describe a work environment with little support from their superiors and fewer chances for promotion.

00:23:21.000 Promotion?

00:23:22.000 Biden's been in the White House for what, a year?

00:23:25.000 Did you want to be president by now?

00:23:27.000 See, this isn't a problem with black people.

00:23:29.000 This is a problem with AA hires, affirmative action hires. 0.94

00:23:33.000 This happened to Vice, actually.

00:23:35.000 After I left, they thought, okay, let's get as woke as we can because that's where the money is.

00:23:39.000 So they hired trans and gays, not based on their skills or anything, but based on maximum diversity.

00:23:46.000 And I understand diversity hires being a pain in the cunt because that's what you hired them for. 1.00

00:23:55.000 And the analogy I always use is, if I was brought into office, I became governor of New York, and it was the Scottish mustache community that paid for all my advertising and all my meats and did all the work, I would feel obligated. 0.95

00:24:11.000 I would feel obligated to, like, if there was a Scottish event, to make sure that they got, you know, their parade permits and everything, because you got me here.

00:24:20.000 So if affirmative action and trans rights and all this bullshit gets you somewhere, you feel beholden to it. 0.88

00:24:28.000 So, like, Eric Adams, he was a nightmare when he was a transit cop.

00:24:32.000 He was always bitching about racism, and he was part of, like, 100 black officers, and he spent a lot more time complaining and suing than he did actual police work.

00:24:40.000 I think he was just a transit cop.

00:24:42.000 So he gets into office, and what does he do?

00:24:44.000 He just hires all blacks, because he was hired for being black. 0.97

00:24:48.000 So he just hired some guy to, I don't know, to control crime.

00:24:53.000 He hired his brother to fight racism.

00:24:54.000 Black, blackety, black, black. 1.00

00:24:56.000 Everyone's a black hire. 1.00

00:24:57.000 All of them.

00:24:58.000 He's turning the New York top brass into Soweto.

00:25:03.000 They're going to be shooting the boar soon.

00:25:05.000 Sometimes I wish Heather was a black hire. 1.00

00:25:09.000 Check this out.

00:25:10.000 This is crazy, man.

00:25:12.000 Washington Bostra's back electrode capitalized white.

00:25:15.000 Oh, well, at least it's equality.

00:25:18.000 They capitalize the word black when used to identify the many groups that make up the African diaspora.

00:25:23.000 So people are mad about that?

00:25:25.000 How interesting.

00:25:26.000 They're mad about equality.

00:25:27.000 We made up a stupid rule.

00:25:29.000 I don't want whites getting it, too. 1.00

00:25:31.000 I want the purple lightsaber.

00:25:33.000 I bet they pussy out and they stop capitalizing W, just like George Lucas giving them a purple lightsaber. 1.00

00:25:41.000 See.

00:25:44.000 But yeah, remember that?

00:25:46.000 Vice got woke, and then all of a sudden they're not trans enough, and they're forming a union and all this shit.

00:25:50.000 That's 5'4.

00:25:52.000 Former employee Kyla Rube, who was a total rube, who worked for the company from 2014 to 2016, Long after I left, explained the misogyny might look different than you would have expected it in the 1950s, but it was still there.

00:26:07.000 It was still ingrained.

00:26:09.000 This was a wake-up call.

00:26:13.000 You know, if you talk to any woman who worked with us back in those days, minus one exception that's sticking out of my head, but definitely when it comes to me and everyone else there, except for one guy and one incident or one series of incidents, they'll say,

00:26:28.000 it was the funnest place I ever worked.

00:26:32.000 Like, there was no fucking of the interns or, you know, it just wasn't that kind of culture.

00:26:39.000 It was based on punk culture, which was about the scene.

00:26:44.000 And then they invited all the trans.

00:26:46.000 So the irony is, when all the trans and it became super woke and politically correct and sexism was banned, that's what everyone complained about sexism.

00:26:56.000 And then when it wasn't, wait, that's not irony.

00:26:59.000 No one was complaining when it wasn't.

00:27:03.000 Anyway, I guess in this...

00:27:05.000 Yeah, the more woke it got, the more people complained.

00:27:07.000 That's what I'm trying to get at.

00:27:08.000 This has been a lot of recording.

00:27:10.000 I'm stripping down here like strip poker.

00:27:14.000 If you want to see what affirmative action is doing to the military, you may want to check out how people talk to their superiors when they are disciplined.

00:27:23.000 This is...

00:27:28.000 Like, she's never been disciplined before.

00:27:33.000 She doesn't understand that there's certain places you don't go in the military.

00:27:39.000 Look, she's spitting. 1.00

00:27:46.000 Y'all don't know shit. 0.84

00:28:00.000 Do you want that in a war zone?

00:28:06.000 And when you're told we have to go over the hill and fight Fallujah, fighting Fallujah.

00:28:13.000 And one of the officers goes, fuck off y'all.

00:28:19.000 Get out of my air! 1.00

00:28:22.000 Get out of my air! 1.00

00:28:29.000 Complete meltdown.

00:28:34.000 God, I hope she's fired. 1.00

00:28:36.000 That's literally will put men's lives in danger.

00:28:46.000 And then, of course, we talked about this, that Nazis are cool in Ukraine. 0.86

00:28:50.000 If you criticize, no, we already covered that.

00:28:53.000 If you 5-8, if you criticize the Nazis and you say, hey, I noticed we're supposed to love Ukraine and everything, but you told me before the war that Nazis were bad.

00:29:05.000 Yeah.

00:29:06.000 Well, all of these guys, or not all of them, but a major contingent of the Azov Battalion, they're all fucking Nazis. 0.84

00:29:12.000 Like they wear the swastikas. 0.93

00:29:13.000 They have swastika tattoos.

00:29:15.000 Yeah, so, well, that's bad, isn't it?

00:29:18.000 Oh, so you're exploiting their swastikas. 0.92

00:29:21.000 What?

00:29:23.000 Go down.

00:29:27.000 Azov Battalion drops neo-Nazi symbol exploited by Russian propagandists.

00:29:33.000 Can you imagine if the logo for censored TV was a swastika and we ended up removing it after the left exploited it to make us look bad?

00:29:46.000 Okay, fine.

00:29:46.000 I'll get rid of my swastika if you'll shut up.

00:29:51.000 God.

00:29:52.000 You wear one swastika and you're the bad guy. 0.98

00:29:56.000 Wait, go back.

00:29:57.000 What are they saying about Taylor Lorenz?

00:29:58.000 We already covered this, right?

00:29:59.000 In part one.

00:30:01.000 She lied about the YouTubers.

00:30:04.000 Yeah, we already read that.

00:30:06.000 Damn.

00:30:06.000 That's not flattering at all.

00:30:09.000 All right, let's jump over to the Proud Boys.

00:30:18.000 Stand back.

00:30:19.000 Stand by.

00:30:20.000 Not Proud Boys.

00:30:24.000 Somebody's got to do something about Antifa and the left.

00:30:28.000 Antifa is an idea, not an organization.

00:30:30.000 You got it, not militia.

00:30:37.000 Stand back.

00:30:38.000 Stand by.

00:30:39.000 Stand by.

00:30:44.000 Can you believe the man who said Antifa is an idea on a global stage later became the fucking president?

00:30:51.000 That bullshit juvenile rhetoric?

00:30:55.000 He probably breaks for queiffs. 1.00

00:30:58.000 Playboy the Beast, our favorite proud boy rapper.

00:31:04.000 Nope.

00:31:04.000 We've already discussed that.

00:31:06.000 This is 5'9.

00:31:08.000 Gave us a shout-out.

00:31:10.000 Well, when I say us, I mean, of course, the G-Dog, the only person that matters in the whole world.

00:31:14.000 Let's go, Brandon.

00:31:20.000 This guy gets a lot of views.

00:31:26.000 It's a big flag with the exact same arms.

00:31:42.000 I'll be riding with that 45 trunk and the handgun.

00:31:45.000 Step back and stand potter with the motherfucking hand. 1.00

00:31:48.000 But now it's time to ride all these comments.

00:31:49.000 We gotta get active.

00:31:50.000 If I said it, I'm minute.

00:31:52.000 My statements won't be protracted.

00:31:53.000 Demons coming for my freedom.

00:31:54.000 You gon' get a reaction.

00:31:56.000 Exercise my second of the time.

00:31:57.000 Go to 356.

00:31:58.000 That's the important part.

00:32:12.000 This is only 348.

00:32:14.000 Oh, maybe it's a different one.

00:32:16.000 Oh, yeah.

00:32:17.000 Was that 5'9?

00:32:20.000 Uh, yeah.

00:32:21.000 Now we're now looking at 6-0.

00:32:23.000 Maybe 6-0?

00:32:26.000 A convicted child rapist called Joseph.

00:32:29.000 Oh, yeah, this is the one.

00:32:30.000 Wait, Play the beginning?

00:32:31.000 Oh no, there's no pictures in this, right?

00:32:33.000 Yeah, go to 356.

00:32:49.000 I think he has a Proud Boys head tattoo.

00:32:52.000 Go to 6-1?

00:32:54.000 That's commitment.

00:32:56.000 Unfortunately, we probably made that song about Rittenhouse before he threw us under the bus.

00:33:01.000 Yeah, not a good luck on you, Rittenhouse.

00:33:13.000 Yeah, Hispanic white supremacists, according to the radical left.

00:33:17.000 This thing went mad viral.

00:33:19.000 It's crazy how Proud Boys are still all over the news.

00:33:23.000 And it would make it weird to because one of the reasons it's such a viral subject is the left and the media are desperate for white supremacists.

00:33:35.000 But the Proud Boys are not white supremacists.

00:33:37.000 But they've just decided, well, I'm going with this.

00:33:39.000 Like there's Patriot Front.

00:33:41.000 There's that Workers Party World, whatever they're called.

00:33:46.000 Family guys.

00:33:48.000 There are white supremacist groups.

00:33:50.000 Adam Woffen, you could focus on, but they never do.

00:33:54.000 They'd rather just put all their eggs in the multiracial white supremacist basket, which seems like a weird basket to put all your eggs in.

00:34:02.000 There's a lot of holes in that basket. 0.66

00:34:03.000 Your eggs are going to break.

00:34:06.000 Because it's multicultural?

00:34:08.000 What?

00:34:08.000 Because it's a multicultural basket?

00:34:10.000 Is that what you're saying?

00:34:12.000 That a basket that's not multicultural would perfectly holster the eggs without breakage? 1.00

00:34:18.000 No, an all-white basket.

00:34:20.000 The Prowboys are not multicultural.

00:34:22.000 There's one culture, that's the West.

00:34:26.000 Even the Japanese chapters are pro-West.

00:34:29.000 That's pretty rad.

00:34:33.000 Prowboys denied entry after being told nothing with PB or QAnon symbols will be allowed in.

00:34:40.000 Trump campaign gave us VIP tickets.

00:34:44.000 That guy, Ron Filipowski, by the way, is such a fucking saddie.

00:34:49.000 He's sort of like that other dude, the novelist, and then the other guy with the beard.

00:34:57.000 Like, just absolute beta dwarf geeks whose lives are Twitter. 1.00

00:35:04.000 And they treat it really like it's their thing.

00:35:07.000 Like, it's their number.

00:35:09.000 They don't have a website.

00:35:10.000 This is them.

00:35:11.000 It's a Twitter presence.

00:35:12.000 If they were ever to get banned, oh my God, that would be the apocalypse.

00:35:18.000 The kind of guys who wear sandals because it's hot out.

00:35:31.000 Q Annon?

00:35:33.000 How not familiar with these groups is he?

00:35:36.000 Trump events.

00:35:36.000 I'm telling you right now, any sort of Proud Boys is a QA.

00:35:47.000 We weren't invited to be here.

00:35:57.000 Why do I have to walk?

00:36:01.000 Why do the Proud Boys have to walk?

00:36:09.000 You're kidding me, right?

00:36:10.000 Because the Trump campaign gave us VIP tickets.

00:36:17.000 This is really happening.

00:36:19.000 Okay, okay.

00:36:20.000 So, can I ask why Proud Boys aren't allowed here?

00:36:24.000 It's the logo with the shirts.

00:36:26.000 And it'll make them shirts.

00:36:32.000 Is there a reason why Proud Boys aren't allowed here?

00:36:35.000 Sounds like he's got a bit of a buzz going.

00:36:37.000 A little bit.

00:36:38.000 But the actual campaign themselves gave us VIP tickets.

00:36:41.000 So why is...

00:36:42.000 That's enough of that.

00:36:43.000 He got a reason.

00:36:44.000 It's a stupid reason, but whatever.

00:36:47.000 This is a big article going on.

00:36:48.000 Alan Froyer is still stalking the Proud Boys.

00:36:50.000 It's still his job.

00:36:53.000 So many people's job is monitoring other people, not creating their own shit, not contributing to society, but reporting on others who contribute to society and do stuff.

00:37:05.000 Like imagine you weren't in the Hells Angels, and all you did was follow the Hells Angels around and report on the various rallies they had and shit they went to.

00:37:13.000 Wouldn't that be pathetic?

00:37:17.000 Anyway, how the Prowboys gripped the Miami-Dade Republican Party. 0.99

00:37:20.000 It was once Jeb Bush's base of power.

00:37:23.000 I like how they say that like it's a good thing.

00:37:25.000 You know when a Republican is admired by the left, he's not a good guy to go near.

00:37:30.000 I remember, too, when Ted Cruz first announced his presidency, liberals were saying, look, I don't mind a lot of Republicans like Jeb Bush.

00:37:37.000 I'd love it if you voted for Jeb Bush.

00:37:38.000 I'm like, the enemy of my enemy is my friend.

00:37:41.000 I don't like that you like him.

00:37:43.000 And then he turned out to be low energy.

00:37:45.000 Please clap Jeb, and you realize why they liked him.

00:37:49.000 So this article is all about how the Republican Party in Miami used to have the likes of Jeb Bush.

00:37:56.000 And now it's got these damn proud boys.

00:37:59.000 It is a press release for Proud Boys.

00:38:03.000 It makes us sound really cool.

00:38:05.000 At the iconic Fountain Bleu Hotel in Miami Beach, just after Governor Rones of Florida rallied donors and activists to their feet during a well-attended April fundraiser for the Republican Party of Miami County, a scuffle broke out by the Valet parking station.

00:38:19.000 Several men in suits and a woman in a cocktail dress tussled over who should and should not have been allowed at the $250 a plate dinner.

00:38:26.000 Some alerted the police.

00:38:27.000 The next day, a woman who had been escorted out of the dinner renewed a request for a restaining order against one of the men involved in the dispute, writing in her court petition that he was part of a far-right-wing extremist cult.

00:38:38.000 She was referring, of course, to the Proud Boys, a far-right nationalist group that was at the forefront of the riot.

00:38:44.000 At the forefront of the riot?

00:38:46.000 Uh-oh.

00:38:49.000 Sounds like someone needs a legal letter. 0.86

00:38:52.000 At least he's learned to stop saying white supremacist.

00:38:54.000 That's pretty flattering.

00:38:55.000 Far-right nationalist.

00:38:56.000 What's far-right, Alan?

00:38:59.000 The man was one of at least Half a dozen current and former Prowboys who have secured seats on the Miami-Dade Republican Executive Committee seeking to influence local politics from the inside.

00:39:08.000 The ranks include adherents who face criminal charges for participating in the Capitol attack.

00:39:12.000 Gilbert Fontecoba has been charged with obstructing Congress.

00:39:16.000 Gabriel Garcia, a former Army captain, who says he has left the group, has been charged with interfering with law enforcement officers during the civil disorder of Jen.

00:39:23.000 Like, is this supposed to be negative?

00:39:25.000 And you're also, you're trying to get Floridians away from Proud Boys.

00:39:30.000 Floridians hate you, New York Times.

00:39:33.000 Everyone in Florida hates Alan Froyer and his fucking nerdy big city friends.

00:39:40.000 He doesn't have any friends, big city fellow colleagues at the New York Times.

00:39:44.000 These guys are so naive at the times.

00:39:46.000 They think that they can influence Florida politics when Floridians hate the entire Northeast.

00:39:54.000 The concerted effort by the Prow Boys to join the leadership of the party, and in some cases run for local office, has destabilized and dramatically reshaped the Miami-Dade Republican Party that former Jeb Bush and others built into a powerhouse nearly four decades ago.

00:40:11.000 40 years ago, Jeb Bush?

00:40:13.000 Yeah.

00:40:13.000 This sounds like someone is injecting new blood into a party that's in a state that is defining the American experience.

00:40:23.000 Everyone is jealous of Florida right now.

00:40:27.000 I love how they say that it's a good thing, transforming it from an archetype of the straight lace establishment.

00:40:33.000 Yeah, that sounds great.

00:40:35.000 40 years ago, Jeb Bush.

00:40:38.000 Wow, fantastic.

00:40:41.000 40 years ago, 19 fucking 80? 0.96

00:40:45.000 Antifa is on board with this, of course.

00:40:47.000 They're very excited.

00:40:49.000 I don't understand the allegation here.

00:40:52.000 Like, Proud Boys are getting so powerful, they're taking over the Miami Republican Party.

00:40:58.000 That's something I would say to make the left mad.

00:41:02.000 Today we reveal the depth of far-right extremism inside the Miami-day GOP, including seven Proud Boys, numerous associates serving on their executive committee.

00:41:13.000 Whoa, Miami against fascism.

00:41:16.000 Yeah, I bet there's a lot of people in Miami who are really worried about fascism.

00:41:21.000 These are fucking Cubans. 1.00

00:41:24.000 You want to tell Cubans that right-wingers are fascists and socialists are going to save them?

00:41:33.000 Why don't you tell a rape victim that vaginas are evil and cocks are going to save them? 1.00

00:41:39.000 How stupid are you, Miami anti-fascist?

00:41:43.000 Almost everyone in Miami escaped fascism.

00:41:50.000 They love Proud Boys because Proud Boys have the balls to fight you, Antifa.

00:41:54.000 And in that sense, you're the ones who empowered Proud Boys in Florida.

00:41:59.000 Thank you.

00:42:01.000 All right, that brings us to Antifa.

00:42:05.000 I love their mascots, by the way.

00:42:07.000 Dexter.

00:42:09.000 Just like a weird creep fag. 1.00

00:42:11.000 He's a murderer.

00:42:12.000 Yeah.

00:42:12.000 A murderous homo.

00:42:13.000 Well, they like that.

00:42:14.000 They like to portray themselves as Maria Blues.

00:42:16.000 Okay.

00:42:21.000 You're fucking a white man!

00:42:23.000 You've never experienced that like a hero by your body.

00:42:25.000 You have a beater in life!

00:42:29.000 Look at these fucking horrible, weak losers.

00:42:33.000 Fuck you, Dad.

00:42:34.000 Those that work forces.

00:42:41.000 Along with our man on the street theme of today's show, we have an Antifa gentleman who's decided that we need more laws in this country.

00:42:51.000 He doesn't like that you can't drink till you're 21.

00:42:56.000 So instead of pushing for the drinking age to go down to the driving age of 16, he wants more things to go up to 21.

00:43:04.000 This is an anarchist arguing for more laws.

00:43:08.000 Seems reasonable.

00:43:11.000 Definitely, there's a lot of white supremacists here with all the whistle. 0.94

00:43:14.000 Really?

00:43:15.000 Oh, yeah, there's a lot of white supremacists here. 0.89

00:43:17.000 I mean, I just had an interaction with the white supremacists earlier today.

00:43:20.000 What was he saying?

00:43:21.000 Well, he came, he was at an abortion protest, and I went and interacted because I wanted to make sure he didn't counter with, or he didn't interact with the pro-abortion protests.

00:43:30.000 Well, I went, and he got arrested for touching the girl, and he has like all this Trump stuff on.

00:43:34.000 So I went to ask him, it was like how is jail or whatever, because he talked about he was going to shoot me because I'm Antifa.

00:43:40.000 He recognized him from something before.

00:43:42.000 Yes.

00:43:43.000 And he threatened to shoot me again.

00:43:45.000 Yeah.

00:43:46.000 How is that white supremacy?

00:43:47.000 You see you have the Antifa flag in the shirt or whatever.

00:43:50.000 It's a bit perplexing to me because I've seen a lot of like Antifa, I don't know, members, it's a weird thing to say.

00:43:57.000 But like in other states, they carry rifles themselves, things like AR-15s, for example.

00:44:02.000 Do you think like what they do with those rifles?

00:44:05.000 Like is that good?

00:44:06.000 Is that bad?

00:44:06.000 Should they have the ability to do that?

00:44:08.000 Like what is your position on all this?

00:44:10.000 So honestly, I understand.

00:44:13.000 Pause.

00:44:14.000 What the fuck is with his accent?

00:44:16.000 I can understand how we could...

00:44:18.000 I don't know.

00:44:19.000 He's definitely...

00:44:20.000 Abortion is abortion. 1.00

00:44:21.000 Abortion.

00:44:22.000 I don't want to make fun of a speech impediment.

00:44:24.000 Or is this a region of the country I've never heard of?

00:44:27.000 Some Louisiana fucking bayou shit?

00:44:31.000 Either gay or slow. 1.00

00:44:33.000 Because, like, when he does this.

00:44:35.000 He's like, man, they're all low T, no offense.

00:44:40.000 None taken.

00:44:41.000 Medium T right here, buddy.

00:44:43.000 Medium low?

00:44:44.000 No, medium high, actually.

00:44:46.000 What?

00:44:47.000 It went up?

00:44:48.000 Probably.

00:44:49.000 What?

00:44:50.000 Probably.

00:44:51.000 Hmm.

00:44:51.000 Interesting comeback.

00:44:53.000 Hey, don't you have low T?

00:44:54.000 Probably not.

00:44:55.000 It probably changed since I tested it at a lab.

00:44:57.000 It's high as hell.

00:44:58.000 Touche.

00:45:02.000 Bring guns now because the Proud Boys, we were peacefully protesting, walked around with ARs wishing somebody would do something to them.

00:45:10.000 And the Black Panthers, they brought guns to the Jason Walker protest a few months ago.

00:45:15.000 They've done a lot historically.

00:45:17.000 It's part of their history.

00:45:18.000 When they're there, when other people have guns, the Proud Boys don't do anything because they go.

00:45:22.000 When we were protesting in 2020, they were hitting us, pushing us back because we weren't armed.

00:45:28.000 So I'm pro-gun. 0.55

00:45:31.000 I don't believe an 18-year-old should be having an AR.

00:45:34.000 What do you think the age should be?

00:45:36.000 I'm 21.

00:45:37.000 And it should be where you go.

00:45:40.000 That's like being pro-choice and saying, I don't think women should have third-term abortions, but I think it should be not 21 weeks, but 27 weeks.

00:45:50.000 Okay.

00:45:52.000 Like, is that really what we're arguing about?

00:45:54.000 Those three years?

00:45:55.000 What magic happens in those three years?

00:45:57.000 18, 19, 20, 21.

00:46:00.000 Four years.

00:46:02.000 Really?

00:46:04.000 Okay, fine.

00:46:06.000 If that was actually true and he was speaking the truth and that was going to be the end of the gun debate, I'd be open to considering it.

00:46:13.000 That's a reasonable and formidable point to make instead of disarming the entire country.

00:46:19.000 No, my point, Ryan, is that it's not formidable.

00:46:21.000 It's only four years.

00:46:23.000 Why are they focusing on that?

00:46:24.000 No, but that would be good if that's where we were at.

00:46:26.000 But right now they're trying to completely de-gun the world.

00:46:31.000 I wish they were.

00:46:32.000 It's like the bump stock thing.

00:46:33.000 It's just a randomly chosen detail that sounds reasonable at first glance.

00:46:37.000 Okay, bump stocks.

00:46:38.000 Are they turning everything into Uzis? 1.00

00:46:40.000 I guess we should get rid of those.

00:46:42.000 And a lot of right-wingers fall for it.

00:46:44.000 Post-millennial is all about raising the age to 21.

00:46:47.000 But it's just a bullshit made-up little one to get the ball rolling.

00:46:53.000 All through this training or whatever, instead of, because that kid, the 18-year-old in Yavaldi, two days after he turned 18, went and grabbed guns, ARs.

00:47:04.000 Obviously, people, like 18 is considered the age of majority.

00:47:06.000 That's when you're able to vote.

00:47:07.000 That's when you're able to, you know, be drafted into the military.

00:47:11.000 Down, everything down.

00:47:12.000 Other than that, like 17 or whatever.

00:47:14.000 But if people can go and die for their country, if they have the ability to vote and make decisions, and we can trust them with that, why shouldn't they be able to, for example, to buy a firearm?

00:47:26.000 There's 18-year-olds in the military, but they can't use a firearm.

00:47:29.000 Are they allowed to use it?

00:47:30.000 Yeah.

00:47:30.000 Weird.

00:47:30.000 What do they get baseball bats?

00:47:32.000 Anyway.

00:47:33.000 Well, here are the answer to this, but this kid is fucking idiotic. 0.74

00:47:36.000 They separate from their parents.

00:47:37.000 They're not like, nobody's responsible for them at that point, and they have to be someone responsible for themselves.

00:47:42.000 Why shouldn't they be able to own a firearm?

00:47:44.000 Well, when you're in the military, you're held to a high standard.

00:47:48.000 You have people always watching you.

00:47:50.000 You're supposed to work.

00:47:51.000 So you can get in huge trouble.

00:47:52.000 I'm 19.

00:47:54.000 I'm not in the military.

00:47:55.000 I will never fight for a country that likes to build a war.

00:47:58.000 But I'm able to walk around freely.

00:48:01.000 I'm able to do whatever I want.

00:48:02.000 But when you're in the military, you are very restricted on what you can and can't do.

00:48:07.000 For example, you can't go out and be protesting for BLM if you're part of the military.

00:48:11.000 I think in uniform, you're not allowed to do that.

00:48:13.000 Yeah, in uniform, my fault.

00:48:14.000 Yeah, in uniform.

00:48:16.000 And then sadly, not a lot on Antifa today.

00:48:20.000 But what are you doing?

00:48:21.000 It's the Fag Zone cam. 0.96

00:48:23.000 Okay.

00:48:25.000 6'7.

00:48:26.000 Rad Zone.

00:48:27.000 Batman, who we spent 45 minutes on last week, he is Antifa.

00:48:34.000 Whoa.

00:48:35.000 Because the people who write comics are fat neckbeards who hate jocks because it made them feel bad in high school and junior high and even grade school.

00:48:46.000 And what are comics for?

00:48:47.000 They're for fucking losers to feel like tough guys.

00:48:50.000 So it's strange because you're reading about this tough guy who's a successful entrepreneur, but he's writing like a fat guy who's never had a real job.

00:48:58.000 Batman Flees Antifa and Black Lives Matter style riots in New Comic, claiming, these places all have insurance. 0.88

00:49:06.000 It's not my job to protect their profit margins.

00:49:09.000 Which someone who talks like that doesn't understand how the market works.

00:49:14.000 Insurance money comes from you.

00:49:16.000 It's not free.

00:49:17.000 It's like the electric cars that magically just get their energy.

00:49:21.000 Insurance companies don't magically get their money.

00:49:24.000 Their premiums go up.

00:49:26.000 Everything goes up.

00:49:27.000 And I forget the exact statistic, but something like 30 to 40% of these businesses don't have insurance.

00:49:35.000 Only the big corporations do.

00:49:38.000 This is written so shitty.

00:49:40.000 Like just that one line, last time it was this bad was with that damn fear gas in the water supply.

00:49:45.000 Like fans writing Batman stuff, they're like, remember that one time that Batman did that?

00:49:51.000 I'm going to reference that.

00:49:52.000 Only so much I can do to prioritize.

00:49:58.000 Hunt the big fish, protect the little fish.

00:50:00.000 Oh my God.

00:50:01.000 These places all have insurance.

00:50:03.000 Not my job.

00:50:06.000 In my father's day, the American dream used to mean something.

00:50:09.000 An honest wage for an honest work.

00:50:12.000 Food on the table.

00:50:13.000 Liberty and justice for all.

00:50:14.000 Now it's an illusion.

00:50:16.000 A carrot on a stick.

00:50:17.000 Attainable by a few dangled just out of our reach for everyone else.

00:50:23.000 You're a fucking billionaire, dude.

00:50:28.000 You're talking about the rich?

00:50:30.000 Isn't he rich?

00:50:32.000 Bigger TV, a faster car, shiny objects to keep the masses distracted while the world around them burns.

00:50:38.000 You're letting them burn the world.

00:50:40.000 Yeah, what?

00:50:41.000 You fucking idiot.

00:50:43.000 Batman's got to check in on Bruce Wayne at some point.

00:50:46.000 You want to blame them for grabbing the carrot when the lights go out?

00:50:49.000 Go ahead.

00:50:50.000 It's funny because he's defending blacks in the writing, but the artist is too scared to make anyone black.

00:50:55.000 So it's all whites. 0.90

00:50:57.000 So it's a diatribe to defend black looters, and the pictures are white looters. 0.77

00:51:02.000 But don't look to me to stop them.

00:51:04.000 That's not why I do this.

00:51:07.000 It was, you dummy.

00:51:09.000 All right.

00:51:10.000 Moving right along here in the world's longest Friday episode ever.

00:51:14.000 We've gone from zero to a million.

00:51:17.000 It's my pet Biden.

00:51:19.000 That's true.

00:51:22.000 My pet.

00:51:23.000 Biden.

00:51:24.000 On him I can depend.

00:51:26.000 My pet.

00:51:27.000 Biden.

00:51:28.000 A monster of a president.

00:51:30.000 He's big and blue and sleepy.

00:51:32.000 But a friendly monster too.

00:51:35.000 My pet.

00:51:36.000 Biden.

00:51:37.000 Wait, what?

00:51:37.000 That doesn't rhyme.

00:51:41.000 You know, the clarinet is remarkably muted in that intro.

00:51:47.000 You can barely hear the doodly-doodly-do.

00:51:50.000 Something we should look into in future episodes.

00:51:54.000 We have a guest in My Pet Biden.

00:51:56.000 We have his press secretary who is clearly the most incompetent. 0.81

00:52:00.000 There's an affirmative action thread running through today's episodes, and she's the personification of the problem with affirmative action. 0.99

00:52:10.000 To preview, there's nothing for me to just lay out for you at this time.

00:52:14.000 I don't have a trip to announce.

00:52:16.000 I just don't have one at this time.

00:52:17.000 I don't have the timeline on that.

00:52:19.000 I cannot speak to their time.

00:52:20.000 I don't have anything to preview at this time.

00:52:22.000 I have not spoken to the president.

00:52:23.000 I have not spoken to the president.

00:52:25.000 I did not actually hear what the president said.

00:52:27.000 I have to go back.

00:52:28.000 Talk to the president.

00:52:29.000 No easy questions today.

00:52:31.000 I don't have a list.

00:52:32.000 I don't have anything new to share.

00:52:34.000 I don't have a policy update on that.

00:52:36.000 I don't have anything to preview on his schedule.

00:52:39.000 I just don't have anything to share with you on his schedule.

00:52:41.000 I don't have anything more to share.

00:52:43.000 I don't have any more to share on that.

00:52:46.000 I do not know if that position has changed.

00:52:48.000 I just don't have an update on that.

00:52:50.000 I mean, the president has multiple issues, crises at the moment.

00:52:56.000 Can you imagine Sarah Huckabee Saunders talking like that? 0.90

00:53:00.000 Or the blonde chick? 0.99

00:53:02.000 What was her name?

00:53:03.000 The Scottish blonde. 0.94

00:53:04.000 McAninny.

00:53:05.000 Caitlin McAninny.

00:53:07.000 Yeah.

00:53:08.000 Tell her.

00:53:09.000 I don't know what to do.

00:53:10.000 She is in over her head.

00:53:12.000 And this guy's in over his head, too.

00:53:15.000 It's the in over our heads administration.

00:53:18.000 And the left, I just, I got to say, every time I see a Biden bumper sticker, I'm just like on my motorcycle.

00:53:28.000 If you see me, my helmet's going like this.

00:53:30.000 I'm not mad.

00:53:31.000 I'm just, I'm shocked.

00:53:32.000 I'm in awe.

00:53:37.000 Okay, here's an interesting clip where Joe Biden claims that all of this talk about the Second Amendment is actually about vilifying gum owners.

00:53:47.000 He hates gum owners because he did spend a lot of time in Delaware.

00:53:51.000 He's also originally from Singapore, and gum is illegal there.

00:53:56.000 So here we have Joe Biden admitting that he's vilifying gum owners.

00:54:03.000 For so many of you at home, I want to be very clear.

00:54:08.000 This is not about taking away anyone's guns.

00:54:11.000 It's not about vilifying gun owners.

00:54:15.000 In fact, we believe we should be treating responsible gun owners as an example of how every gun owner should behave.

00:54:22.000 Hey, Ryan.

00:54:23.000 I respect.

00:54:24.000 Could you edit that so it says it's about vilifying gum owners?

00:54:28.000 Probably.

00:54:29.000 I bet it would sound fine.

00:54:30.000 Yeah.

00:54:32.000 I don't think he stepped on any of his own typos there.

00:54:35.000 Here he is being equally articulate about all the pieces on the board that are moving.

00:54:42.000 Which sounds cool.

00:54:44.000 Should we, you know what we should do?

00:54:46.000 We should save these notes and sell them as merch at the show in Orlando.

00:54:50.000 Oh, that's a good idea.

00:54:54.000 I just threw away.

00:54:55.000 All the pieces of the board are moving.

00:54:57.000 All the pieces of the board are moving.

00:55:00.000 Both in terms of the relationships among and between nations, as well as the pieces of what employment future people have.

00:55:12.000 Wait, the pieces that are what future employment people should have.

00:55:17.000 That's a doozy.

00:55:18.000 The relationships among and between nations, as well as the pieces of our what employment future we people have.

00:55:27.000 All the pieces on the board are moving.

00:55:29.000 I got to hear that second part.

00:55:30.000 Both in terms of the relationships among and between nations as well as the pieces of our what employment future we people have.

00:55:41.000 The pieces of what in terms of the future as well as the pieces of our what employment future we people have.

00:55:56.000 The pieces of what employment future people should have.

00:56:00.000 Is that it?

00:56:03.000 The pieces of what employment future we people have.

00:56:11.000 Future people have.

00:56:13.000 Dude, that's almost t-shirt worthy.

00:56:15.000 Both in terms of the theory.

00:56:19.000 The pieces of what employment future people have.

00:56:25.000 That's the good slogan for a corporation.

00:56:28.000 Welcome back to Network Pro.

00:56:30.000 We are the pieces of what employment future people have.

00:56:35.000 Are you a future person?

00:56:43.000 Here he is trying to say contaminated formula.

00:56:48.000 Contaminated marmula, man.

00:56:50.000 Come on.

00:56:51.000 As well as all the pieces of important movie, the pieces of different nations working together and also the pieces of what employment future people have.

00:57:02.000 If I was a bartender and someone spoke like that, I'd say, I got to have your keys.

00:57:07.000 You're not driving.

00:57:08.000 No, we're not.

00:57:09.000 You can have a water.

00:57:10.000 You can have a Coca-Cola.

00:57:12.000 I'm going to melt your keys. 0.87

00:57:15.000 It's inebriation.

00:57:16.000 I'm going to temporarily.

00:57:17.000 I'm going to swallow your keys.

00:57:19.000 Immediate action to stop contempt.

00:57:21.000 We needed to take immediate action to stop contamination.

00:57:24.000 Contaminated formula.

00:57:25.000 You are taking plenty of comedic action.

00:57:27.000 Action.

00:57:28.000 I just fucked it up.

00:57:29.000 Action.

00:57:29.000 We need to take immediate action to stop contempt.

00:57:31.000 We needed to take immediate action to stop contaminated formula.

00:57:38.000 What's the deal with formula?

00:57:40.000 Try again, 70.

00:57:44.000 Tamination of formula.

00:57:47.000 Your baby formula is due to the closure back in February of one of Abbott's infant formula plants.

00:57:53.000 We need to take immediate action to stop contamination.

00:57:55.000 We needed to take immediate action to stop contaminated formula from hitting store shelves and putting in American colours.

00:58:02.000 About contaminated formula.

00:58:04.000 Branula.

00:58:06.000 Nice one.

00:58:06.000 Thanks.

00:58:08.000 We've discussed this at infinitum, right?

00:58:10.000 I just want to make sure.

00:58:11.000 Sussman case, Sussman was pardoned.

00:58:14.000 He did everything that they accused Roger Stone of.

00:58:18.000 Much worse, actually.

00:58:20.000 And Roger Stone didn't do close to what they accused him of.

00:58:24.000 Durham did not push for the recusal of Judge Chris Cooper in Sussman case, despite Cooper being professional Friends with Sussman.

00:58:31.000 Cooper's wife represented former FBI lawyer Lisa Page.

00:58:35.000 Cooper and his wife were married by Merrick Garland, the DA, and Cooper was appointed by Obama.

00:58:42.000 Next.

00:58:45.000 Sussman's jury pool is made up of three Clinton donors, an AOC donor, a woman whose daughter is on the same sports team as Sussman's daughter.

00:58:55.000 How is this allowed?

00:58:56.000 It is mad sus.

00:58:59.000 Suss, man.

00:59:00.000 But yes, he's pardoned.

00:59:02.000 Just for the record, we got to get that out.

00:59:04.000 72.

00:59:07.000 And again, Roger Stone did 1-100th of what he did.

00:59:10.000 And if it wasn't for Trump, Roger Stone would be dead.

00:59:12.000 Yes, we have covered this.

00:59:15.000 And then finally, just in case you're not familiar, Hunter Biden was on Pornhub, if anyone wants to check it out.

00:59:23.000 Hunter's search history reveals his obsession with porn and sex fantasies, including 18 years old, lonely widow, and Milf.

00:59:30.000 Oh my God, wait a minute.

00:59:33.000 He fucked his brother's wife after his brother died.

00:59:38.000 She was a lonely widow.

00:59:40.000 What a fucking pig. 1.00

00:59:42.000 And MILF crack cocaine porn.

00:59:45.000 He uploaded his own amateur videos and texted Pornhub link to phone.

00:59:49.000 Listen to his contacts.

00:59:50.000 Okay, let's do an NSFW morning.

00:59:53.000 Let's go to Pornhub now.

00:59:56.000 I understand it's all stepsisters, stepmothers, families.

01:00:00.000 It's all incest now, pornography.

01:00:02.000 And see if you can find...

01:00:05.000 They don't allow crack cocaine pornography, do they?

01:00:09.000 I'm not sure.

01:00:10.000 Look up MILF Crack Cocaine.

01:00:12.000 Hunter laptop.

01:00:13.000 Oh, look up Hunter.

01:00:14.000 Maybe we can watch Hunter have sex.

01:00:16.000 These seem to all be parodies.

01:00:21.000 I'm not interested in parodies.

01:00:23.000 Let me look up crack cocaine.

01:00:25.000 Crack cocaine porn?

01:00:26.000 That would be like a porn where a girl's injecting heroin. 1.00

01:00:29.000 Two crack whores compete for cock sucking miserable young hooker. 1.00

01:00:37.000 Yeah, there's stuff.

01:00:38.000 There's crackhead stuff.

01:00:40.000 Okay.

01:00:40.000 I'm sorry.

01:00:41.000 I'm not an expert.

01:00:42.000 Let's see the beginning of the crackhead whores compete for blah, blah, blah. 1.00

01:00:46.000 Don't show them sucking dicks, but. 0.99

01:00:48.000 I don't think there's much fluff to this.

01:00:50.000 Not a lot of acting at the beginning?

01:00:53.000 You ever heard of inverted nipples? 0.81

01:00:54.000 No.

01:00:55.000 Okay, well, I'm going to show you something.

01:00:57.000 Oh, yeah.

01:00:58.000 Okay, that's enough one.

01:01:00.000 Sorry, Hope.

01:01:01.000 There was no kids at home.

01:01:02.000 They don't really mess around.

01:01:03.000 Don't get mad at me.

01:01:04.000 Get mad at the President of the United States and get mad at the people who elected him because his brother's a porn star. 0.58

01:01:10.000 His son.

01:01:12.000 Sorry, his son is a porn star, so he inevitably ends up on our newsfeed.

01:01:16.000 Sorry.

01:01:16.000 And apparently he texted it to his dad.

01:01:18.000 Oh, yeah, that's one of the weirdest parts.

01:01:20.000 That makes me really scared.

01:01:22.000 Dude, I feel really bad for Joe Biden.

01:01:24.000 I'm probably alone in that.

01:01:26.000 But I think he's too old and senile to be sinister.

01:01:31.000 He was probably sinister and shitty.

01:01:33.000 Okay, but he stopped.

01:01:34.000 He's a shitty.

01:01:35.000 No, remember the sniffing.

01:01:36.000 He's serious.

01:01:37.000 Well, yeah, he's a creep.

01:01:39.000 He's lost his mind.

01:01:41.000 There's plenty of things that you could be like, you're gross.

01:01:43.000 But, I mean, his son is just an embarrassment.

01:01:47.000 He's lucky that the media doesn't do their job.

01:01:49.000 He's leading the free world.

01:01:51.000 He's not leading anything.

01:01:52.000 I don't think he's desperate.

01:01:53.000 He's being led by the free world.

01:01:56.000 Remember in that diary the girl talked about inappropriate showers with my father?

01:02:02.000 Her father was Joe Biden.

01:02:04.000 And then we have, your son's not supposed to send you sex videos.

01:02:09.000 That's supposed to be your worst nightmare.

01:02:11.000 You're supposed to go, oh my fucking God, I just sent my dad that sex video we made.

01:02:16.000 You're not supposed to be like, dad, check it out.

01:02:20.000 Unless there's a history of incest going on there.

01:02:25.000 So that might be something that slowly unfolds.

01:02:27.000 That might be the new Alex Jones route we take, where we put all this together and we see a pattern of literally familial sexual molestation.

01:02:41.000 Wasn't old Joe Biden based before?

01:02:44.000 Put Lonely Widow in. 0.99

01:02:46.000 Well, he was based in that he threw everyone in jail, as did Kamala Harris.

01:02:50.000 Yeah.

01:02:52.000 But is Lonely Widow a genre?

01:02:54.000 Did you see, I'm going to look it up, but did you see the one of Hunter Biden just farting?

01:02:58.000 He was just sitting there like this and he was going...

01:03:00.000 And he leans back and he just goes, looking hilarious.

01:03:05.000 Well, crack really increases your metabolism.

01:03:08.000 Lonely Widow.

01:03:10.000 The pieces of what employment future people have.

01:03:14.000 Yeah, there's Lonely Widow, but they seem to be role play. 0.94

01:03:22.000 So what is she like crying at a funeral or something?

01:03:24.000 Is there any fluff at the beginning we can watch?

01:03:27.000 Let's see.

01:03:27.000 Mature Lonely Widow dies.

01:03:29.000 NSFW, NSFW.

01:03:31.000 Four, three, two, one.

01:03:34.000 Play the interactive family porn games today.

01:03:37.000 Wow.

01:03:37.000 Play the interactive family porn game.

01:03:41.000 Wow.

01:03:41.000 How did this become the big thing?

01:03:43.000 Well, since Satan took over, you know, the world.

01:03:45.000 Finally, I can watch videos of me banging my sister.

01:03:48.000 There's no fluff with that one.

01:03:51.000 Let's see a different one.

01:03:52.000 Well, then why title it?

01:03:53.000 Yeah.

01:03:54.000 Yeah, wait, yeah.

01:03:55.000 Where's the action?

01:03:55.000 What's Lonely Widow about it if you just divert?

01:03:58.000 Oh, there's Black Widow, like Scarlett Johansson's character.

01:04:02.000 No, okay, stop, stop.

01:04:03.000 All right, let's get to some feminism. 1.00

01:04:05.000 Speaking of women in porn, it's probably empowering to be in porn now. 1.00

01:04:09.000 It was considered sad when I was a feminist in 1988.

01:04:16.000 Who here identifies as a feminist? 1.00

01:04:18.000 We are the storm, the very form of change that the world has been waiting for.

01:04:27.000 You said I was too pretty to fight.

01:04:32.000 That's toxic masculinity if you don't realize how your behavior is hurtful.

01:04:36.000 I'd love to change the world, but I don't know what to do.

01:04:41.000 Ladies, whew. 1.00

01:04:45.000 This is like the marathon.

01:04:48.000 Okay, remember in 1975, remember, this is link 75, I'm jumping ahead here, where an incredibly hot Jewish woman dressed In an incredibly sexy outfit, and walked around New York City and noticed that she was cat-called.

01:05:06.000 She put in as many white people as she could. 0.84

01:05:09.000 But here in New York, cat-calling is a way blacks and Hispanics say good morning. 1.00

01:05:16.000 What happens when you say good morning to a woman? 1.00

01:05:21.000 Moisture.

01:05:23.000 What?

01:05:24.000 No, she says, thank you.

01:05:26.000 Good morning to you.

01:05:27.000 So I've seen New Yorkers born and raised get cat called by blacks and Porters.

01:05:32.000 And they don't say stuff like, I wish I was your bicycle seat or take, I want you to piss on my face while I jerk off.

01:05:38.000 They always say like, you so beautiful, honey.

01:05:40.000 Look at you.

01:05:40.000 Damn.

01:05:41.000 Look at this girl. 1.00

01:05:42.000 Can I get a date with, what does a nigga got to do to get a date? 1.00

01:05:45.000 And they always go, maybe one day, I don't know.

01:05:48.000 Okay.

01:05:49.000 They do that with old women, too, that are not hot. 0.99

01:05:51.000 That's the only way they know how to interact with women. 1.00

01:05:53.000 They'll be like, they'll be like, how you doing, beautiful?

01:05:56.000 Oh, I'm going to come back for you, blah, blah, blah.

01:05:57.000 And she's having fun, and they know they're not going to fuck.

01:06:00.000 Yeah, they know.

01:06:01.000 It's not real.

01:06:02.000 It's just like a guy saying, in another world, it'd be cool if we were together.

01:06:07.000 That's what all men think about all women.

01:06:09.000 I was thinking about fucking Gonzalez there earlier on in the show, Hernandez.

01:06:13.000 So it's just a normal thing.

01:06:15.000 And white people are like, this is evil, and they hide it. 0.63

01:06:18.000 But blacks and Hispanics go, all right, this is in my mouth. 1.00

01:06:20.000 I'm not going to be degrading, but I'm going to be like, yo, you so fine.

01:06:24.000 Look at you.

01:06:25.000 They love it.

01:06:26.000 And this white woman doesn't, just like I said earlier with the blacks putting on sunscreen, this white woman doesn't get the culture because though she loves New York City and she likes having a bag, a tote bag that says Brooklyn. 1.00

01:06:38.000 And a shirt that says Wu-Tang Forever.

01:06:40.000 And defend Brooklyn.

01:06:42.000 And though she loves all that, she doesn't actually fraternize with anyone from New York.

01:06:47.000 She's with all the other transplants. 1.00

01:06:49.000 You know, in Manhattan, they fought back against the masks a lot and would have secret meetups and they even called them bug-sharing parties.

01:06:58.000 And in Brooklyn, they were adamant about the masks.

01:07:01.000 And there's been this whole sort of division in the sort of hipster community or the artsy-fartsy community where the Brooklynites are still COVID and everything is racist.

01:07:11.000 And the Manhattanites are like, yeah, I'm more...

01:07:14.000 What is this alt-right?

01:07:16.000 Like, who's Lucian Wintrich?

01:07:18.000 He kind of personifies the Manhattanites being more dangerous.

01:07:22.000 And they don't see, you know, you and me as satanic.

01:07:25.000 If I'm in Brooklyn, I get called a piece of shit.

01:07:27.000 If I'm in Manhattan, I get a little like, hmm.

01:07:30.000 And I was sitting down at Grand Central the other day at the oyster bar.

01:07:34.000 And the bartender says to me, look, it's very, we're talking about all the crime we're seeing.

01:07:38.000 He goes, look, it's very simple.

01:07:41.000 There's no future for this city unless you can identify and acknowledge that there's a problem with black crime. 1.00

01:07:46.000 And there's a woman next to me.

01:07:48.000 And I went, okay.

01:07:51.000 And the woman next to me was laughing at our jokes and stuff and amused.

01:07:57.000 And she goes, I was born and raised in New York.

01:08:00.000 So I remember what it was like with Dinkins.

01:08:01.000 And we're getting back there.

01:08:03.000 She was one of us.

01:08:05.000 But she was probably liberal. 0.99

01:08:06.000 But liberals born and raised in Manhattan have got this edge.

01:08:10.000 And after she left, she goes, I wish I could stay.

01:08:13.000 This is fascinating.

01:08:14.000 But I live in Connecticut now.

01:08:16.000 She gets the train.

01:08:17.000 And I go, that was Ballsey, the black crime line. 0.98

01:08:19.000 And he goes, I had been feeling her out and I could tell.

01:08:22.000 You know, he goes, guys like you and I, we can tell how far we can push things.

01:08:26.000 He's wrong.

01:08:27.000 I can't tell.

01:08:27.000 I always push it over the edge.

01:08:29.000 But yeah, there was a good vibe there.

01:08:32.000 So this video is sort of like the problem with the Midwestern Brooklyn transplants who come to New York to get the cool beastie boys vibe.

01:08:41.000 We're all friends on the subway, like that dumb song says.

01:08:44.000 And actual Manhattanites.

01:08:47.000 And by the way, last thing I'll say on cat calling.

01:08:50.000 The only thing a woman hates more than cat calling is the day it stops. 1.00

01:08:59.000 Oh, she's the perfect kind of girl next door six. 1.00

01:09:05.000 All right.

01:09:06.000 Jeans and yeah.

01:09:08.000 Jeans.

01:09:16.000 Hey, what's up, girl? 0.98

01:09:17.000 How you doing?

01:09:18.000 Somebody's acknowledging you, baby.

01:09:20.000 Wait, zoom out.

01:09:26.000 God bless you.

01:09:27.000 That must be hell.

01:09:36.000 Oh, my God.

01:09:37.000 Have a nice evening?

01:09:38.000 By the way, did you notice the white guys were a lot nicer?

01:09:40.000 They're like, have a nice evening.

01:09:42.000 Hello.

01:09:42.000 The black guys are like, damn.

01:09:44.000 But no one has been disrespectful so far.

01:09:46.000 Smile, I guess, was the worst one.

01:10:01.000 Okay, so that's creepy, but you walk around a shithole like New York City for 10 hours, you're going to get a creep.

01:10:07.000 And he's not the race you wanted him to be, is it? 0.99

01:10:15.000 So he gave up.

01:10:22.000 That's old school.

01:10:28.000 You don't want to talk?

01:10:30.000 Because I'm ugly, huh?

01:10:38.000 No?

01:10:38.000 No.

01:10:40.000 What's up, man?

01:10:42.000 How you doing?

01:10:45.000 What a living hell it must be being a woman. 1.00

01:10:49.000 100 instances of verbal street harassment.

01:10:51.000 Anyway, so that was a big deal a while ago, but I saw this come out recently.

01:10:56.000 That was like seven years ago.

01:10:58.000 And this chick just came out with a brilliant idea for a parody using all plants, which we're in the era of fucking Bruno. 1.00

01:11:06.000 That's his name, right?

01:11:08.000 Who's the sexy time? 1.00

01:11:10.000 Ali G. Bruno Borat.

01:11:13.000 Borat.

01:11:14.000 I meant to say Borat.

01:11:15.000 So if you're going to do a parody, like do it real.

01:11:19.000 Have some balls.

01:11:20.000 But this girl, to me, totally sums up the female comic New York City scene. 1.00

01:11:27.000 Girls that aren't funny at all, but they want to be edgy and they just don't have the sprinkles. 1.00

01:11:34.000 Sorry.

01:11:35.000 And they come up with this idea to do a parody about something that's a million years old, and it's such a shitty version.

01:11:44.000 And nothing against this girl. 0.99

01:11:46.000 Just don't choose comedy.

01:11:47.000 I might as well make a basketball parody video where I'm all over the court.

01:11:51.000 You suck at jokes.

01:11:54.000 This concept is stale.

01:11:56.000 And the execution is so alarmingly bad.

01:11:59.000 Bad, it's in my feminism section. 1.00

01:12:09.000 Oh, non-silent is the twist.

01:12:13.000 Oh, boy, she's hello good looking. 1.00

01:12:17.000 Wow.

01:12:20.000 Thank you.

01:12:21.000 Oh, my gosh, you know, you just are so welcome.

01:12:24.000 Have a good one.

01:12:25.000 Those seem kind of real.

01:12:36.000 Oh, that's the best part.

01:12:37.000 Say something funny.

01:12:39.000 Really?

01:12:44.000 Darlene, that's such a shitty fake name. 0.99

01:12:47.000 No one's named Darlene.

01:12:51.000 That's her friend.

01:12:53.000 Come on, what?

01:12:53.000 Is it because I'm ugly?

01:12:55.000 Huh?

01:12:56.000 Is it because I'm ugly?

01:12:59.000 Yeah, um, it is.

01:13:02.000 You'll find someone, though.

01:13:03.000 You will.

01:13:05.000 Look at the way she walks, all tough.

01:13:11.000 Can you call me mother?

01:13:12.000 Because that kind of makes me really hot.

01:13:14.000 Do you have mommy?

01:13:15.000 Look how awkward she is. 0.99

01:13:20.000 Great audio.

01:13:23.000 What's with this guy's stomach?

01:13:27.000 Is that a sweatshirt?

01:13:28.000 Is he pregnant with the sweatshirt? 0.98

01:13:36.000 What a brutal parody.

01:13:39.000 No, I know what you're doing.

01:13:41.000 I'm like kind of into it.

01:13:45.000 You already did that joke.

01:13:50.000 Yeah, it's just that I'm not particularly into the fat guy.

01:13:53.000 So like...

01:13:53.000 It's okay, I have a bag in my shirt.

01:13:57.000 I'll just take the bag out of my shirt.

01:13:58.000 I'm not a fat guy anymore.

01:14:00.000 Okay, you know what?

01:14:01.000 You're fat.

01:14:02.000 You know what?

01:14:03.000 Payoff on a day and keep the doctor away, buddy.

01:14:05.000 You're fat.

01:14:06.000 What?

01:14:07.000 Yo, girl, nice ass. 1.00

01:14:10.000 Please give me one joke.

01:14:12.000 I go to the gym, so I, you know.

01:14:14.000 Is that true?

01:14:15.000 Yeah.

01:14:15.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:14:16.000 You want to get married?

01:14:18.000 Yes.

01:14:19.000 I know.

01:14:21.000 I got it.

01:14:25.000 Huh?

01:14:28.000 Wow.

01:14:29.000 Anyway, I don't know why I wasted so much time with that.

01:14:33.000 Another good news, women are being raped in the metaverse. 1.00

01:14:40.000 How is it rape? 1.00

01:14:41.000 This is like Tyler the Creator.

01:14:43.000 What is online bullying?

01:14:44.000 Just turn your fucking phone off.

01:14:47.000 Disturbing reports of sexual assaults in the metaverse.

01:14:49.000 Don't they have no lower half? 0.98

01:14:51.000 What do you molest?

01:14:51.000 I guess they're tits?

01:14:54.000 It's a free show.

01:14:57.000 Disturbing accounts of women being sexually assaulted and harassed in the metaverse are racking up.

01:15:01.000 I'm glad about this, quite truthfully, because I hate the whole concept of the metaverse.

01:15:06.000 I hate our addiction to screens.

01:15:08.000 I'm addicted to my screen.

01:15:10.000 My kids are addicted.

01:15:11.000 You know, the other night, my wife's watching TV in her bed on her laptop.

01:15:15.000 My daughter's in her bed watching TV on her laptop.

01:15:18.000 My son's in his bed watching TV on his laptop.

01:15:21.000 My other boy is playing VR.

01:15:24.000 He's playing some fucking, I don't know, gorilla tag game. 0.62

01:15:28.000 And then I'm in the living room watching TV by myself.

01:15:34.000 Five different experiences.

01:15:36.000 When I was a kid, we would all get together and watch some shitty awards show, but we'd make fun of it and stuff and get to know each other.

01:15:44.000 My mother would make fun of a dress or something. 1.00

01:15:46.000 I don't know.

01:15:46.000 We bonded on it.

01:15:48.000 Now it's like prison.

01:15:51.000 It's like we're all under house arrest and we're not allowed to talk to each other.

01:15:56.000 It's not healthy.

01:15:57.000 And what's Facebook's reaction to that?

01:15:59.000 Let's get more isolated.

01:16:00.000 Don't talk to your friends.

01:16:02.000 Don't talk to your family.

01:16:03.000 Go talk to someone else that you'll never meet again in another country.

01:16:08.000 No, that's the Tower of Babel.

01:16:10.000 It's got to come down.

01:16:11.000 So the fact that men, incels, weirdo neckbeards, are finally getting to meet girls and the first thing to do is grab their asses because they watch so much porn.

01:16:20.000 Good.

01:16:22.000 Let's end the metaverse.

01:16:24.000 But what's the opening paragraph say?

01:16:26.000 Disturbing accounts of women being sexually assaulted and harassed.

01:16:29.000 21 said she was raped.

01:16:31.000 How are you raped?

01:16:33.000 A nonprofit advocacy organization, online community, that campaigns to hold corporations accountable for infractions.

01:16:40.000 Report titled Metaverse, Another Cesspool of Toxic Content.

01:16:43.000 Yeah, toxic content, you could argue, but rape? 1.00

01:16:48.000 She was virtually gang raped. 0.62

01:16:52.000 Okay, click on that virtually gang raped.

01:16:54.000 What are the physics of this?

01:16:54.000 I don't understand.

01:16:58.000 Mother opens up about being virtually gang raped in the metaverse.

01:17:01.000 A mother?

01:17:03.000 Can we see it?

01:17:06.000 Is this NSFW, this virtual gang rape?

01:17:11.000 She was groped in the virtual reality late last year.

01:17:14.000 I thought you were gang raped. 1.00

01:17:16.000 Now you were groped?

01:17:24.000 Look at her standing there like she's Joan of Arc. 1.00

01:17:27.000 I was verbally and sexually harassed.

01:17:29.000 Wait, this has gone down from gang raped to harassed.

01:17:34.000 Essentially, but virtually gang raped.

01:17:36.000 As I tried to get away, they yelled, don't pretend you didn't love it and go rub yourself off to the photo. 1.00

01:17:42.000 There she is running away. 0.98

01:17:44.000 London base mother, what had happened so fast she didn't have time to use Meta's safe zone feature.

01:17:48.000 So I was using it to place a block.

01:17:51.000 What the fuck?

01:17:52.000 What an absolute fucking joke.

01:17:54.000 Way to trivialize rape, by the way. 0.96

01:18:02.000 Wait, I had another one.

01:18:03.000 Oh, that reminds me.

01:18:06.000 Happy segue.

01:18:08.000 I forgot to talk about Seth Green's new NFT show in the Hollywood section in the opening.

01:18:18.000 Check this out.

01:18:20.000 This is worse than Ryan's music.

01:18:24.000 Which is great.

01:18:27.000 It's an NFT show.

01:18:29.000 Look, that's NFT going to work.

01:18:31.000 He works at a coffee shop.

01:18:33.000 Pretty good, huh?

01:18:35.000 He works at the White Horse Tavern in the West Village.

01:18:37.000 And it's shot at the White Horse Tavern.

01:18:44.000 Turn it up.

01:18:46.000 Hey, Gary!

01:18:54.000 Can't hear shit.

01:18:57.000 I do say that's the part, maybe tonight.

01:19:00.000 Oh, it's Seth Greens playing the monkey.

01:19:03.000 Wait, stop.

01:19:04.000 Can we find a better quality version of this?

01:19:09.000 Eh.

01:19:11.000 Those poor animators.

01:19:14.000 So he just took a bunch of NFTs.

01:19:16.000 He wrote a corny sort of a friend's soap opera where they're sort of speckled throughout.

01:19:22.000 This is some moron.

01:19:26.000 Oh, that looks good.

01:19:31.000 You can't make this stuff up.

01:19:33.000 I've said before that bad news for NFTs is the best kind of news.

01:19:38.000 I'm just so sick of the NFT landscape, what they've enabled, the scams, the schemes, the crimes, the theft.

01:19:45.000 I don't want to watch this YouTuber line.

01:19:46.000 I don't want to ever be a YouTuber.

01:19:50.000 Go to the top, though.

01:19:52.000 So he's kicked out of his own show.

01:19:54.000 He can no longer make his own show, lose his rights.

01:19:56.000 Oh, that's the same thing we just watched.

01:19:58.000 Shoot! 0.92

01:20:01.000 Okay, so John.

01:20:03.000 Don't do that to your brain.

01:20:07.000 You're about one G and T away from the screaming man.

01:20:11.000 Now those two are dear.

01:20:16.000 Just have so much left here.

01:20:18.000 Quadruple whiskey.

01:20:24.000 What was that?

01:20:24.000 A quadruple?

01:20:25.000 That's half the bottle.

01:20:31.000 A festival for people who do want to come in.

01:20:34.000 You're never in a relationship.

01:20:36.000 Okay, and we can't hear it.

01:20:36.000 That's a waste of time.

01:20:38.000 But what a total and utter raging piece of shit.

01:20:42.000 But why?

01:20:43.000 Now I want to know why he's fired from it.

01:20:45.000 Phishing scam?

01:20:46.000 I don't.

01:20:47.000 Maybe he doesn't have the rights.

01:20:48.000 Is that what I just saw?

01:20:49.000 Seth Green.

01:20:50.000 You think they would have looked that up?

01:20:52.000 Like, Naomi Brown not knowing that death was recorded.

01:21:01.000 Guy who halted Seth Green's thing.

01:21:06.000 Someone stole Seth Green's board ape in the star of his show.

01:21:12.000 What?

01:21:14.000 The actor has been pleading on Twitter with Darkbrain 84, who bought his ape from a scammer to return it.

01:21:21.000 So he can't use several NFTs this month after succumbing to a phishing scam that really threw a monkey wrench into the plan for his new anime series.

01:21:29.000 Forthcoming show was developed from the characters in Green's expansive NFT collection.

01:21:33.000 But in light of the recent hack, the project's blatant crypto optimism has become a tragically ironic reminder of the industry's shadier side.

01:21:40.000 He teased a tailor for the White Horse Tavern at the NFT crowns.

01:21:44.000 I love that bar, by the way.

01:21:45.000 It's great.

01:21:45.000 A tweet comedy.

01:21:46.000 The show seems to be based on the question, what if your friendly neighborhood bartender was aboard Ape Yacht Club?

01:21:52.000 Hashtag 8398.

01:21:54.000 In an interview with entrepreneur and crypto hype man, Gary Vaynerchuk, Green said he wanted to imagine a universe where it doesn't matter what you look like.

01:22:02.000 What only matters is your attitude.

01:22:04.000 Oh, you mean like everywhere?

01:22:08.000 Okay.

01:22:09.000 Well, that's why it was.

01:22:10.000 That's what we just saw.

01:22:11.000 So it was only like shown there, I guess.

01:22:15.000 Unfortunately for Green, what also matters is copyright law.

01:22:18.000 And when the actors' NFT collection was pilfered by a scammer in early May, he lost the commercial rights to his show's cartoon protagonist, a scruffy bored ape named Fred Simeon, whose likeness and usage rights now belong to someone else.

01:22:31.000 Why can't you just tweak it?

01:22:34.000 Yeah.

01:22:34.000 Just get the fucking people who make the NFTs to make one similar.

01:22:38.000 I don't know how this shit works.

01:22:39.000 I mean, I see his idea, though, because you have the rights to the image.

01:22:43.000 So you, like, anybody who shows on the show is the only one that could display that image and whatever.

01:22:50.000 Well, it happened to me.

01:22:51.000 Got fished.

01:22:52.000 Go up.

01:22:53.000 Got fished and had four NFTs stolen.

01:22:56.000 Please don't buy or trade these while I work to resolve.

01:22:59.000 Darkwing84 looks like you bought my stolen ape. 0.99

01:23:02.000 Hit me up so we can fix it.

01:23:05.000 Anyway, let's get back to more important news.

01:23:11.000 Oh, we've got to get to the mailbag.

01:23:16.000 Let's get him to the computer.

01:23:18.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a death.

01:23:23.000 Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.

01:23:28.000 Let me touch it.

01:23:33.000 We have been shooting for a longest time.

01:23:39.000 Have we not?

01:23:40.000 We have.

01:23:41.000 I think Celeb Mailbag's going to be a little late tonight.

01:23:45.000 Oh, yeah.

01:23:47.000 Well, it can wait till tomorrow.

01:23:50.000 I'd rather come in tonight than tomorrow.

01:23:52.000 But yeah, yeah.

01:23:52.000 After the baby goes to sleep, I'll drive on back.

01:23:56.000 Got some interviews.

01:23:57.000 It's going to be exciting.

01:23:58.000 Very exciting.

01:24:08.000 Racial demographics versus violence researcher.

01:24:12.000 Ooh, Gavarino, slow day at work, so I decided to put together a chart of racial demographics per nation versus prevalence of violent crime.

01:24:19.000 Source for violent crime is UN Homicide Statistics, and sources for racial demographics were from Wikipedia.

01:24:26.000 I'm tired of people claiming that we have a violence or murder issue in The U.S., and that it's the Second Amendment's fault.

01:24:32.000 I chose 15 nations of all types from all across the world.

01:24:36.000 The blue bar essentially represents percentage of the nation's population made up of quote-unquote people of color.

01:24:44.000 For this study, I did not include Asians.

01:24:47.000 I think we both know why.

01:24:50.000 The data show some interesting trends.

01:24:52.000 One, only the nations with populations of people of color, POC, far less than the United States show a homicide rate lower than the United States.

01:25:02.000 See, this is a problem.

01:25:03.000 Whenever anyone talks about violence, they always choose Norway and Finland and stuff.

01:25:09.000 And then they compare us to Detroit and Baltimore.

01:25:12.000 All nations with populations of POC higher than the United States show a homicide rate higher than the United States, regardless of gun laws. 0.99

01:25:22.000 Three, the nations with the highest homicide rates have both A, a high population of POC, and B, a high rate of diversity. 1.00

01:25:31.000 Conversely, number four, and this will be good for everyone who thinks this email is racist, African nations which have high percentage of POC but a monolithic national ethnicity, in brackets zero ethnic diversity, 0.93

01:25:47.000 show much less homicides than, say, Latin American nations with slightly less POC but much more diversity.

01:25:56.000 I said that on Getter the other day.

01:25:58.000 I said, God doesn't mind race mixing. 0.97

01:26:00.000 In fact, he likes it.

01:26:00.000 That's why you have hybrid vigor.

01:26:02.000 That's why mutts live longer than other dogs.

01:26:04.000 But he doesn't like diversity, which is why he has the Tower of Babel. 0.96

01:26:10.000 When too many people get together and become unified, we have globalism.

01:26:15.000 He doesn't like that.

01:26:16.000 I want you to be individual groups all over the place.

01:26:20.000 Man, they have individual groups all over the place.

01:26:24.000 Sorry if I'm sending any articles, which you're already aware, but I know you're a busy man and can't see everything.

01:26:28.000 Yeah, we were following this for a while.

01:26:29.000 We've talked about it before.

01:26:31.000 I guess one of the women lost her job. 0.98

01:26:33.000 Investigation on University of Saskatchewan professor's self-proclaimed indigenous identity causes her to resign.

01:26:40.000 So there was an anonymous document.

01:26:42.000 Hello, Pocanis Parteu.

01:26:44.000 Where are you, Ryan?

01:26:45.000 Pocanis Parteu coming up.

01:26:46.000 It's very sorry.

01:26:48.000 I thought you could follow them by the flags.

01:26:49.000 I can.

01:26:53.000 Her salary was estimated at 200 grand annually, and she pretended to be an Aboriginal. 0.97

01:26:58.000 Now, she's really like Syrian or something. 1.00

01:27:03.000 I'm Bear Clan.

01:27:04.000 I'm Anishnabe and Métis from Treaty 4 territory.

01:27:08.000 But you gotta find this fucking original PDF. 0.52

01:27:13.000 Maybe it's linked here.

01:27:17.000 Some of her colleagues revealed that there's absolutely no part of her that is indigenous.

01:27:21.000 In fact, she's Swiss, Hungarian, Polish, and Czechoslovakian.

01:27:26.000 Yeah, if you click on that, you find this document.

01:27:34.000 Where is it now?

01:27:36.000 Fuck.

01:27:37.000 It's this long PDF that was anonymously sent to the university where they went through all of these different Aboriginal First Nations, whatever you call them, professors.

01:27:48.000 And it's amazing how many of them are lying.

01:27:53.000 We showed it on the show, though, didn't we?

01:27:55.000 Yeah, we already showed it.

01:27:56.000 Remember all the white guys all dressed up with makeup and stuff? 0.90

01:28:00.000 I remember talking about it.

01:28:02.000 I remember showing them, right?

01:28:04.000 Yeah.

01:28:04.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:28:05.000 That brings many.

01:28:06.000 So we already covered that.

01:28:07.000 So the only new news here is that one of the girls got fired. 0.54

01:28:11.000 Rolling Stones, a closeted homo and zipperhead. 1.00

01:28:15.000 Why the fuck?

01:28:16.000 What's zipperhead about me?

01:28:18.000 That's a weird insult to say to a white guy.

01:28:20.000 I never mind.

01:28:21.000 You guys forgot, arguably the most underrated Rolling Stones song ever, Fingerprint File.

01:28:28.000 Also, Living in a Ghost Town is a good newer song.

01:28:32.000 Oh yes, Fingerprint File is a fucking awesome jam.

01:28:36.000 I think I'm going to go in a Rolling Stones bender this weekend with all this Rolling Stones talk.

01:28:41.000 Pull up the song, obviously.

01:28:43.000 I thought that I didn't like Rolling Stones, but since we did that yesterday, I'm like, I do.

01:28:57.000 Dive in the middle.

01:29:02.000 Well, the first third usually the best dive.

01:29:20.000 I was listening to the stones all night while waiting for the show to export and then I made these flyers.

01:29:28.000 Sensor Dawn TV.

01:29:33.000 Are you at home?

01:29:35.000 No.

01:29:35.000 Oh.

01:29:36.000 Are you headed home soon?

01:29:42.000 That's okay.

01:29:43.000 I just.

01:29:43.000 I wish you would take your brother into the batting cage and I'm not going to be home for a minute.

01:29:52.000 For an actual minute or like a hood minute?

01:29:54.000 Hood minute.

01:29:55.000 For me.

01:29:57.000 It's like I've got this batting cage.

01:29:59.000 My youngest boy is into baseball.

01:30:01.000 My eldest boy is one of the best baseball players in the entire county.

01:30:05.000 And he totally ignores his little brother.

01:30:08.000 And I might even start crying if I talk about it.

01:30:10.000 But like, imagine when you were that age, if you had a big brother into baseball, how much you'd look up to him.

01:30:16.000 True.

01:30:21.000 I'm just going to force him.

01:30:23.000 Yeah, you can go.

01:30:24.000 It'll be a new chore.

01:30:25.000 But then that shit's on the little kid because now he's a chore.

01:30:29.000 So I have to like quietly go, this is a fucking chore, okay?

01:30:32.000 You're going to go down, you're going to play baseball with him, and you better not roll your eyes.

01:30:38.000 And you better make it look like you want to do it.

01:30:41.000 I'm getting mad now.

01:30:42.000 I'm getting emotional.

01:30:45.000 But what's the new song?

01:30:48.000 Fingerprint file.

01:30:50.000 Living in a ghost town?

01:30:51.000 How can anyone like new stones?

01:30:53.000 Well, Ryan, you like everything that sucks.

01:30:56.000 You like Sammy Hager or Van Halen?

01:30:57.000 You might like it.

01:30:59.000 If I put on Sammy Vega or Van Halen, you're going to bop your head in a good way.

01:31:04.000 What?

01:31:04.000 I've never heard him before?

01:31:06.000 No, but you're gonna like it.

01:31:14.000 That's what I predicted will sound like.

01:31:36.000 No, thank you.

01:31:43.000 In the city, Tim Tynebaum and friends.

01:31:46.000 On the live show, you were talking about Tim Armstrong.

01:31:48.000 Have you heard of this album from him?

01:31:49.000 It's a lot of covers and a few originals.

01:31:52.000 Okay, let's listen to this man almost as talented as the Rolling Stones.

01:31:56.000 A hit machine.

01:32:04.000 If you're going to cover the jam, it better be a spin on it.

01:32:12.000 Remember the story with Sid Vicious?

01:32:17.000 That's way too similar, Kim.

01:32:22.000 So that's in the city.

01:32:27.000 And Holiday in the Sun is and Sid Vicious goes, he sees Paul Weller, the singer of the jam, up by the bar.

01:32:40.000 He goes, that fucking, what you doing?

01:32:43.000 I ain't going to minute.

01:32:44.000 And he had a bodyguard at the time.

01:32:46.000 They were pretty big.

01:32:47.000 It was like 19, probably 78.

01:32:51.000 And his bodyguard doesn't notice it.

01:32:54.000 Sid Vicious gets up, stumbles over with his leather jacket on and there's no shirt.

01:32:58.000 And he goes, oh, you, I've got a problem with you.

01:33:03.000 And he goes, what is it, Sid?

01:33:07.000 You fucking accuse me of fucking stealing in the holiday in the sun from in the city.

01:33:13.000 You accused the pistols of Syrian now.

01:33:15.000 I'm going to fucking turn you up.

01:33:18.000 And Paul Weller just goes, and Sid Vicious is out.

01:33:24.000 And his bodyguard sees that, runs over, grabs him, pulls him away.

01:33:29.000 Paul Weller just gets back to his pint.

01:33:31.000 Paul Weller grew up, he looks like a toff. 1.00

01:33:33.000 He's got his little Fred Perries on.

01:33:35.000 He's dressed like a proud boy, but he grew up in a boxing gym.

01:33:38.000 He's a blue-collar tough kid.

01:33:40.000 Sid Vicious was poor, but he was just the son of a pathetic single mom junkie hippie. 0.89

01:33:48.000 And so he goes, what was that about?

01:33:51.000 And Sid Vicious explains, fucking poor Willis saying we stole the riff from in the city.

01:34:01.000 And the buddy goes, but you did.

01:34:06.000 I love that story.

01:34:11.000 What are you playing now?

01:34:14.000 Probably the best Van Hagar song.

01:34:29.000 We put it on Infinite Day.

01:34:34.000 And we got a record.

01:34:36.000 I honestly don't understand how you can like this.

01:34:38.000 It's awesome.

01:34:42.000 Yeah, we fucked up with this book.

01:34:45.000 What a political campaign.

01:34:49.000 There's like confetti shooting in the air.

01:34:51.000 Everyone's clapping, holding signs for the politicians.

01:34:55.000 It's what you do to win president of the fucking yearbook.

01:35:01.000 That's demeaning.

01:35:04.000 Let trannies play women's sports. 1.00

01:35:08.000 Alrighty then.

01:35:09.000 No, this guy's pretty smart, and he brings up a good chart.

01:35:12.000 When a don't say gay bill comes along, girls are outside their high schools in the hundreds protesting.

01:35:16.000 When a trans athlete destroys all female athletes at their school, they do nothing. 0.96

01:35:21.000 Men and the right should sit by and let this happen.

01:35:25.000 Progressivism is almost entirely fueled by women and their male arbiters. 1.00

01:35:31.000 So why should we get involved with protecting women's sports? 1.00

01:35:33.000 Just sit on the sidelines and laugh and let them see that we're women's sports being ruined. 1.00

01:35:38.000 Every time a trainee wins a race, a girl becomes a turf. 1.00

01:35:41.000 Let it happen.

01:35:43.000 You know, I agree with you, but I have to admit, I kind of, why'd you kick?

01:35:46.000 Oh, okay.

01:35:47.000 I kind of want to be there so I can say, I told you so.

01:35:51.000 Remember when I was mad about Leah Thompson?

01:35:54.000 And they'll go, okay, maybe you're right.

01:35:56.000 Maybe you're not the villain I thought you were.

01:35:58.000 So it's selfish for me to want to get involved in this shit.

01:36:02.000 But your chart makes perfect sense.

01:36:06.000 Once the girls are outside their high school protesting trannies, then we can get involved. 1.00

01:36:10.000 And if that never happens, if women's sports just becomes another men's league, who cares? 0.98

01:36:15.000 Women's sports are gay anyway. 1.00

01:36:17.000 All right, that's a good thing to end it on.

01:36:19.000 This ultimately insane Super Marathon show.

01:36:30.000 Feminist screaming. 1.00

01:36:32.000 Oh, yeah.

01:36:34.000 Which one should we do here?

01:36:36.000 Let's go with. 0.80

01:36:37.000 Okay, sorry.

01:36:38.000 Final video.

01:36:57.000 This is 84 we're going to go with.

01:36:59.000 It kind of summarizes what we're talking about with feminists and how they literally let themselves down more than anything. 1.00

01:37:09.000 We have a mental illness problem in this country, and our government seems to be using this mental illness epidemic to further their own careers and develop their own political agenda, which is terrorism. 0.83

01:37:22.000 And the reason terrorism is bad is because it destroys society.

01:37:26.000 When the government is participating in destroying society, We had a problem on our hands.

01:37:32.000 And these fucking demons that are taking the mentally ill and weaponizing them are putting not just our society in general and our fundamental rights, like guns, they're putting our children in danger.

01:37:48.000 We've got to be on our toes here, folks, because Clown World is in Operation Tornado right now, and everything is getting picked up and flung around.

01:37:59.000 I know that guy wants us to sit back and watch, like the Pepe thing, but when you're getting mentally ill people to shoot up a school full of kids that are being drowned in homosexual sex propaganda, I got to get involved. 0.64

01:38:14.000 Yeah, I got to say what's on my mind.

01:38:16.000 I got to be real because these people are fucking animals.

01:38:21.000 Press play.

01:38:24.000 What?

01:38:25.000 Well, fucks up.

01:38:36.000 Doesn't sound similar.

01:38:39.000 That sounds similar.

01:38:41.000 Piece of shit.

01:38:42.000 Piece of shit.

01:38:51.000 Are you proud of your little city?

01:38:54.000 Where is your gun now?

01:39:02.000 All right, folks.

01:39:02.000 Have a good weekend.

01:39:03.000 We'll see you Monday.

01:39:04.000 We'll have a new TGMS up.

01:39:06.000 Obviously, celebrity mailbox is going to be late, mailbag, because we've been shooting for 1,100 hours.

01:39:13.000 And things will be back to normal next week with all kinds of fresh news.

01:39:18.000 Until then, get fired.

01:39:20.000 Get in trouble.

01:39:21.000 Be brave.

01:39:21.000 And never stop fighting.

01:39:54.000 Lights on, cameras down, what am I to say?

01:39:57.000 Thoughts now subsided, but they come back every day.

01:40:00.000 Now I can see that you're really not fair.

01:40:03.000 And you never really liked my greenly colored hair.

01:40:06.000 But you'll never catch me again, that would be.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - June 03, 2022

S4E124 - SUPERMEGA EPISODE - PART 2

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