Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - June 06, 2022


S4E125 - IT AIN'T GONNA LICK ITSELF


Episode Stats

Length

4 minutes

Words per Minute

160.93646

Word Count

802

Sentence Count

102

Misogynist Sentences

1

Hate Speech Sentences

2


Summary

Gavin and Ryan are back in New York, and they talk about the worst things they ve ever eaten, including Subway sandwiches made out of old socks. Also, Gavin gets into a fight with a homeless man who he thinks is a homeless person.


Transcript

00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McGuinness.
00:00:28.000 I put myself together, I got myself in check.
00:00:32.000 I made myself a member, got myself a bed.
00:00:35.000 I helped her in my milk bread, give us our daily bread.
00:00:39.000 I've got real favorite, now I do so fed.
00:00:42.000 I clearly won the recording, left mine and born and dead.
00:00:46.000 I got that decent number, I took a work instead.
00:00:53.000 That was Idols.
00:00:55.000 Band from Bristol.
00:00:56.000 I think Tricky's from Bristol.
00:00:57.000 Bristol's a great little town.
00:00:59.000 It's got it's sinking.
00:01:06.000 It's marshy.
00:01:07.000 So they can't have buildings too high.
00:01:11.000 And that means it's got a cozy vibe to it because everything is like four stories.
00:01:15.000 I remember I used to trade tapes with a guy there.
00:01:18.000 And his address included the phrase, flat above Cloud9.
00:01:23.000 Cloud9 was a record store, and he lived above it.
00:01:26.000 Flat above Cloud9 was listed as part of his address.
00:01:31.000 Fucking Britain, man.
00:01:33.000 Those British addresses.
00:01:34.000 Midsomer Norton, down Charing Cross Lane, Missex, Idelberg, Kent, Stoke-on-Kent, Woodbridge Commons.
00:01:46.000 Takes a lot to say where people live there.
00:01:49.000 Ryan and I just had Subway sandwiches that were fucking gross.
00:01:52.000 The bread is made of old socks.
00:01:54.000 No, new socks.
00:01:55.000 Doesn't matter.
00:01:56.000 Socks.
00:01:57.000 Just socks.
00:01:57.000 Just fucking socks.
00:01:59.000 What is with their bread, dude?
00:02:02.000 First of all, I don't know.
00:02:03.000 Did it smell fishy to you?
00:02:05.000 No, that's a whole new thing.
00:02:07.000 Fishy and vinegary, but I don't know.
00:02:08.000 As you bite into it, it gets denser.
00:02:11.000 You know that weird stuff where, like, if you slap it, it feels like wood, but you can push slowly and your hand goes in it.
00:02:17.000 You know that kind of stuff?
00:02:18.000 Like cornstarch vibes?
00:02:19.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, like a Newtonian fluid.
00:02:21.000 Yeah.
00:02:22.000 As you bite into it, you're like, this isn't so bad.
00:02:24.000 You're trying to convince yourself because you're eating it.
00:02:27.000 You want to feel good about it.
00:02:28.000 You're like, this isn't so bad.
00:02:29.000 It's fine.
00:02:30.000 And then the more you bite, the denser it gets until it's like sand at the bottom.
00:02:35.000 Yeah.
00:02:36.000 Frozen bread's like that when you heat it up, when you only toast it, but so much.
00:02:41.000 Oh, and I was so looking forward to this crazy sandwich at this place down the street in the Bronx here where the bread of the sandwich is chicken.
00:02:49.000 Breaded chicken.
00:02:51.000 And that's just the bread.
00:02:52.000 That's not the meat.
00:02:53.000 Yeah, you didn't even tell me.
00:02:54.000 Oh, it's super greasy, too.
00:02:57.000 Like, the thing is just full of grease when you're done.
00:02:59.000 You can't be hungover after it.
00:03:01.000 What I don't like about the subway is they like racist.
00:03:07.000 That's true.
00:03:08.000 They're Indian.
00:03:08.000 They're always nice, but they always have different rules.
00:03:11.000 I remember I had this coupon book that was like not redeemed by three out of four of the subways in my area.
00:03:17.000 I had to find the subway that would redeem coupons, and they were angry about it.
00:03:22.000 Oh, you fucking bastard.
00:03:23.000 And then they don't do the meal with the chips, and I see the signage above his head.
00:03:28.000 Right above the head.
00:03:29.000 But now I'm mad at you.
00:03:30.000 For not confronting him.
00:03:31.000 You just should go, dude, it's there on the sign.
00:03:33.000 Oh, we don't.
00:03:34.000 Oh, no, that.
00:03:34.000 Yes, you do.
00:03:35.000 This is America.
00:03:36.000 We're not in Bangladesh anymore.
00:03:37.000 But with franchises, they do have...
00:03:39.000 The thing is, when you go to a white franchise or a non-Indian one, they honor all of it because they're like, yeah, this is all right.
00:03:46.000 This is how it's going.
00:03:46.000 But they use that, not even a loophole.
00:03:49.000 You can, as a franchise, you can do whatever you want.
00:03:52.000 So no meals, no meals.
00:03:54.000 No, no, it's nothing to do with Subway.
00:03:56.000 You can't advertise something in America and not have it.
00:04:00.000 Oh.
00:04:00.000 I'll go back.
00:04:01.000 I'm going to go back there.
00:04:02.000 And then what else they did is I got a chicken bacon ranch, and they charged me for a buffalo chicken added bacon.
00:04:07.000 Yeah.
00:04:08.000 No, the bacon chicken.
00:04:09.000 It's New York City.
00:04:10.000 You got hustled.
00:04:11.000 Why are you allowing this hustle?
00:04:13.000 You have to say, whoa, whoa, whoa, no, no, no.
00:04:15.000 Like, wait for the police if you have to.
00:04:19.000 On what charges?
00:04:21.000 You have to understand, India is hell.
00:04:25.000 It's not just hot as hell.
00:04:27.000 It's hell itself.
00:04:28.000 There's feces everywhere.
00:04:30.000 You walk down the street, a taxi drives by, it splashes you with diarrhea.
00:04:34.000 Because everyone, there's wet shit everywhere.
00:04:38.000 Excuse me.
00:04:40.000 Literally, please excuse me.
00:04:43.000 The art of bargaining.
00:04:46.000 So there's a bargaining culture.
00:04:48.000 Well, you have to lie and cheat to stay alive.
00:04:51.000 Even the charities down there, the nuns, they take it all.
00:04:55.000 It's all lies there.
00:04:56.000 You'll notice when you look up corruption in Wall Street.