Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - June 07, 2022


S4E126 - SEDITIONARIES


Episode Stats

Length

2 hours and 2 minutes

Words per Minute

156.12596

Word Count

19,089

Sentence Count

1,921

Misogynist Sentences

89

Hate Speech Sentences

78


Summary

In this episode, the boys discuss their favorite drum and bass songs from the 90s and early 2000s. They also discuss some of their favorite music videos of all time, and Ryan gives his take on the new music video for the song "Polish Talk".


Transcript

00:00:04.000 I see you smile everywhere I go.
00:00:06.000 You're the only thing I need, baby.
00:00:08.000 Let me know.
00:00:09.000 Let me take the wheel, tell me where to go.
00:00:12.000 Come on up.
00:00:13.000 Live from New York.
00:00:16.000 It's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McGinnis.
00:00:21.000 I see the smile and shining lights.
00:00:22.000 Come here to haze.
00:00:23.000 You ain't fucking with the kids, you're fucking with the brain.
00:00:26.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:00:41.000 That was Jamesy, DJ out of Swindon, UK, a cute little suburb outside of London.
00:00:48.000 And that was featuring Osu.
00:00:50.000 The song was Let Me Know, a little drum and bass blast.
00:00:54.000 For me, drum and bass reminds me of jungle in the 90s.
00:00:58.000 And it always brings me back to the 90s.
00:01:02.000 I didn't put any of the 90s in my book because we would just go to clubs and sit there doing GHB and making out with female friends and occasionally dancing.
00:01:15.000 Maybe that's why the music could afford to be so shit, because we were high the whole time.
00:01:22.000 Oh yeah, that was a green screen I was going to do is forgotten musical movements like Electroclash that came and went or jungle or clown punk.
00:01:34.000 Do you remember?
00:01:35.000 Look up original Nutta Fire N-U-T-T-A-H.
00:01:41.000 When drum and bass was born, it was jungle and it was all these Jamaicans that would sing over top of the music.
00:01:49.000 But they hogged the mic so much that people just killed that part and just made it the drum and the bass.
00:01:57.000 Because the blabber mouths got too blabby.
00:02:00.000 But I liked when they were blabby.
00:02:02.000 The blabbers.
00:02:04.000 The Jamaican blabbers.
00:02:08.000 Yeah, that's it.
00:02:09.000 Wait, go for the video, obviously.
00:02:16.000 I'm wondering what year that was.
00:02:35.000 I think he's Jamaican.
00:02:40.000 Turn it up.
00:02:41.000 I can't hear shit.
00:02:46.000 Like the guy's just nodding.
00:02:48.000 I agree.
00:02:56.000 Are you turning it down?
00:03:01.000 You never know.
00:03:07.000 You never know.
00:03:10.000 You fucking crazy.
00:03:12.000 You never know.
00:03:13.000 You can't watch it.
00:03:14.000 Big in a jungle.
00:03:30.000 You know what else has a fucking intense drop?
00:03:33.000 Is Poison Dart Bug?
00:03:37.000 Yeah, that song rules.
00:03:38.000 Do you know that jam?
00:03:41.000 What's that jam?
00:03:41.000 I think it's called...
00:03:44.000 Is it Poison Bug?
00:03:46.000 Listen to it in the car.
00:03:47.000 The band is bugged.
00:03:48.000 The song is Poison Dart.
00:03:49.000 Yeah, it slaps hard.
00:03:58.000 Gotta really turn this up in the car.
00:03:59.000 It's a great way to get the party started.
00:04:01.000 Turn it up.
00:04:21.000 You know another good one?
00:04:22.000 Last one we'll do.
00:04:23.000 Christian Poire, P-O-I-R-I-E-R.
00:04:27.000 And it's Lady Sovereign.
00:04:31.000 It's kind of a hard mix to find, though.
00:04:34.000 A lot of times when I look up these old DJs, they're deed.
00:04:37.000 Probably fentanyl at a late-night rave.
00:04:39.000 They're old.
00:04:40.000 They're trying to stay up with the big kids, the young kids, and they end up ODing.
00:04:46.000 That's my theory.
00:04:48.000 Fiddle.
00:04:48.000 Yeah, there it is.
00:04:53.000 Another great intro.
00:04:59.000 Hang on to your hats.
00:05:01.000 Turn it up.
00:05:08.000 It's a bang-a-langa.
00:05:18.000 That's why I couldn't find it.
00:05:21.000 I know you guys are.
00:05:22.000 I can just hear you going, this fucking sucks.
00:05:26.000 You don't know anything about music.
00:05:27.000 It's objectively shitty.
00:05:29.000 Fuck you.
00:05:30.000 I want to fast forward to shit.
00:05:34.000 This is the kind of song you like.
00:05:36.000 This is your favorite song.
00:05:37.000 One, two.
00:05:45.000 Look at all the shit in this house.
00:05:48.000 Stuff piled up on the piano.
00:05:53.000 Oh my god.
00:05:55.000 That's a good look.
00:06:04.000 This is Sean Goggins before he grew his beard out.
00:06:15.000 Shouldn't you be good at pool if you're making a video where you play pool?
00:06:20.000 Look at the couch.
00:06:22.000 I bet he lives with his grandmother and she's a hoarder.
00:06:37.000 Look at the wheels in motion.
00:06:39.000 All I need is a pair of.
00:06:41.000 It's St. Elmo's fire.
00:06:43.000 Higher and higher.
00:06:46.000 Yeah, there's something there.
00:06:47.000 It's just he's not delivering it very well.
00:06:49.000 This reminds me of.
00:06:50.000 Thanks, Brian.
00:06:51.000 Thanks for Ryan's critical analysis.
00:06:53.000 Apparently, he's not delivering this very well.
00:06:55.000 Who's this bitch?
00:06:56.000 You've never seen this?
00:06:57.000 Is this ancient news?
00:06:59.000 It is?
00:07:01.000 But it's from like 2016 or something.
00:07:03.000 I mean, 2006.
00:07:07.000 Wait, is this another song?
00:07:08.000 Different song.
00:07:10.000 So sweet, so beautiful.
00:07:16.000 And every day like a queen on her throne.
00:07:20.000 You're not talented, kids.
00:07:21.000 You gotta see the dance.
00:07:39.000 Isn't that great?
00:07:41.000 The coach at our gym, the owner, he's got this new girlfriend, this Polish girlfriend, and he's, it's so embarrassing.
00:07:47.000 He's become Polish.
00:07:49.000 He wears, there's a Polish Crusades flag hanging above one of the rings.
00:07:54.000 He's got a small Polish flag on his desk.
00:07:56.000 Did I talk about this yesterday?
00:07:58.000 Off the air, yeah.
00:08:01.000 And then I see this picture of him on his Instagram stories, and he's he's got a, he's at a pierogi eating contest.
00:08:09.000 Are you sure I didn't say this on the air?
00:08:10.000 Not on the air, no.
00:08:12.000 And so I screen grab it and I send it to our boxing group, and I'm like, hey, look, it's my favorite Polish joke.
00:08:21.000 I crack me up.
00:08:23.000 And then today he was kind of weird.
00:08:25.000 Yeah.
00:08:26.000 Like, we all rib each other all the time.
00:08:28.000 You're going out with a Polish girl.
00:08:29.000 You got Polish.
00:08:30.000 You would be raking me over the Kohl's if that was me.
00:08:33.000 Raking you over the Poles.
00:08:35.000 Yeah, well, you insulted his LARPed ethnicity, his heritage.
00:08:39.000 Well, what do you think's going to happen?
00:08:41.000 And this is what happens at the gym.
00:08:43.000 He's put used panties in my gym bag with like weird crust on the crotch.
00:08:49.000 He put Vaseline on my fucking Gatorade, so I drank it and I got Vaseline on my lips.
00:08:54.000 That's old Polish way of saying, I like you.
00:08:57.000 You did good box today.
00:08:59.000 You can have it both ways.
00:09:00.000 Dude, that guy who does the trap music was playing his own music again.
00:09:05.000 Oh, boy.
00:09:06.000 I'm mortified.
00:09:09.000 And he turns it up.
00:09:11.000 Like, he'll go, yo, check this out.
00:09:13.000 And then he'll have Larry, like, he'll go, look, check, check, what do you think of this?
00:09:16.000 He'll turn it up and stuff.
00:09:18.000 So not only is he coming and playing himself on the stereo, which is terrible, but he doesn't even ignore it.
00:09:28.000 He makes sure it's nice and loud and then asks people what they think.
00:09:31.000 Now he's distracting the coach.
00:09:33.000 Do you have Down syndrome?
00:09:34.000 Like, why would you fucking do...
00:09:35.000 That's like I walk into a bar and people are watching CNN.
00:09:38.000 There's a news and I go, oh, check this out.
00:09:40.000 And with airplay, I put on this show.
00:09:44.000 What do you think?
00:09:45.000 Do you see my joke?
00:09:47.000 What do you think of this analogy?
00:09:48.000 It's happening live.
00:09:49.000 We're at the bar and I'm talking about the show and here we are.
00:09:52.000 It's a thing and a thing and a thing.
00:09:53.000 Very macro, huh?
00:09:55.000 What the fuck?
00:09:59.000 I just want to take everyone in the world and mush them up into a big ball.
00:10:05.000 They can stick it in Central Park.
00:10:07.000 All 7 billion people.
00:10:08.000 Just mush together.
00:10:10.000 Oh, they've done that already, actually.
00:10:11.000 Have they done that?
00:10:12.000 Yeah.
00:10:12.000 Oh, shit.
00:10:16.000 Well, I want that mushy ball to turn into a mutant animal and start walking through the streets of New York like a fucked up dinosaur.
00:10:26.000 That hasn't been done.
00:10:28.000 I got bad news.
00:10:30.000 What the Sam hell?
00:10:32.000 You can't think of anything new anymore.
00:10:34.000 It's even got audio.
00:10:39.000 Sucks.
00:10:40.000 You know what sucks about that first picture?
00:10:42.000 What?
00:10:42.000 Is that we're in it.
00:10:47.000 I look like shit in that picture.
00:10:48.000 Yeah, me too.
00:10:49.000 By the way, speaking of sucks, we didn't mention D-Day yesterday.
00:10:52.000 We're going to patriotic hell.
00:10:54.000 Sorry, guys.
00:10:56.000 Take hats off.
00:10:57.000 We salute you.
00:10:58.000 We fucked up.
00:10:58.000 I honor it so much I don't even talk about it because it...
00:11:02.000 Well, that's how I got my purple heart in war movie veteranness is when I watched the opening of Saving Private Ryan stoned.
00:11:11.000 But yeah, we had how many 10,000 casualties, 4,000 dead?
00:11:18.000 D-Day in Photos, the free men of the world are marching together to victory.
00:11:23.000 Isn't it great?
00:11:24.000 Remember when the fucking politicians compared that to Antifa?
00:11:31.000 One of the most laughable comparisons imaginable.
00:11:36.000 The men of Canada and Britain and America who sacrificed their lives to beat Germany, major turning point in the war, stormed the beaches, 10,000 people shot.
00:11:51.000 Germany was ready for this.
00:11:53.000 And you compare that to a bunch of meth head, semi-gay, rich, overeducated meth addicts.
00:12:03.000 Nope.
00:12:04.000 No, not even close.
00:12:06.000 These were real men.
00:12:07.000 You know, genetically, we took a chip out of the Western world with that war.
00:12:12.000 We lost a lot of our brave men, and they didn't have kids, and then those kids didn't have kids, and so on.
00:12:18.000 How much braver would the West be if they hadn't gotten involved in that stupid war?
00:12:24.000 Go to the next link, by the way.
00:12:28.000 I didn't know this.
00:12:28.000 Did you know this?
00:12:29.000 They did a test run.
00:12:30.000 You don't need to show your emails, Ryan.
00:12:36.000 What's that?
00:12:37.000 Oh, that's the Saving Private Ryan.
00:12:39.000 No, the Eisenhower speech.
00:12:42.000 Did you know a lot of vets in the theater had to be removed?
00:12:45.000 They got PTSD because it was so incredibly well done.
00:12:50.000 I mean, the bullet sounds alone.
00:12:54.000 Like, you don't think of that when you think of D-Day.
00:12:57.000 The bullet, just before the one that gets you, you heard two others going By your fucking head.
00:13:04.000 Go to Saving Private Ryan and show us the beach scene.
00:13:09.000 And you're using different audio?
00:13:14.000 Jump ahead.
00:13:20.000 I'm not man enough.
00:13:22.000 No problem.
00:13:24.000 Happy to explain it to anyone.
00:13:27.000 It's curious.
00:13:29.000 I'm not brave enough.
00:13:32.000 What, are these guys dying before they even get there?
00:13:34.000 Yeah, they are.
00:13:35.000 They're being drowned by their equipment.
00:13:38.000 Holy isht.
00:13:42.000 It was a nightmare before it even started.
00:13:45.000 Look, they're standing on the bodies.
00:13:52.000 What a brilliant piece of cinematography this scene was.
00:13:57.000 There's nothing better than when they do war movies and they do it accurately because it reveres the soldiers.
00:14:02.000 You don't want to fuck up a war movie.
00:14:06.000 Yeah, I think this is the first time maybe it would make something so unfathomable be some fathomable.
00:14:15.000 Something unfathomable.
00:14:18.000 Fathomable.
00:14:19.000 Yeah, maybe don't speak when your brain isn't smart enough to speak.
00:14:25.000 These men fought for my freedom to speak.
00:14:28.000 Well, I wish they died.
00:14:30.000 They did.
00:14:31.000 For my freedom.
00:14:33.000 I wish Hitler won the war and we wouldn't have to listen to you.
00:14:36.000 That's not how that would go.
00:14:37.000 But there was, I didn't know about this.
00:14:39.000 There was a test run that killed 700 men.
00:14:41.000 They were practicing for D-Day.
00:14:46.000 That's D-Day in France, Normandy, right?
00:14:49.000 Beach of Normandy?
00:14:51.000 Secrecy, yes, yes.
00:14:53.000 The practice run turned deadly.
00:14:55.000 Called Exercise Tiger, a D-Day dress rehearsal proved as fatal as Omaha Beach to around 700 Allied sailors and soldiers who died in a training exercise at a friendly British beach.
00:15:06.000 Speedy German attack vessels called E-Boats became aware of the maneuver and attacked the Allied flotilla, sinking several ships with torpedoes.
00:15:15.000 Some survivors who went on to storm the beaches of Normandy later recalled that the Exercise Tiger fiasco was more terrifying than D-Day itself.
00:15:23.000 I didn't know it was possible to get more terrifying than D-Day itself.
00:15:28.000 Anyway, we got a lot to talk about.
00:15:30.000 We have some problems with the meandering.
00:15:32.000 It's just essentially the charges have been doubled.
00:15:35.000 They're throwing in shit like a fairly new charge.
00:15:39.000 I don't think it's ever been prosecuted, but it's impeding an officer doing his job, stopping a cop from doing his job, and that's like just six years off the bat.
00:15:48.000 So these guys, I don't think the state wants this to go to trial.
00:15:52.000 They just like keeping them in there.
00:15:53.000 So they delay the court date and they add the charges.
00:15:56.000 It's like with Tommy Robinson, where he did two sentences for the same irrelevant crime of contempt.
00:16:05.000 So let's start with, do we have an interstitial for their meandering?
00:16:10.000 The only way we're going to truly achieve things is when they're people demanding it.
00:16:16.000 They became incredibly violent.
00:16:28.000 Oh no.
00:16:30.000 Okay.
00:16:32.000 That looks real dangerous, don't it?
00:16:34.000 See if you can find that clip we played the other day where the cops are opening up the door for Ethan Nordine.
00:16:41.000 Who is one of the Proud Boys listed here?
00:16:43.000 It's Joe Biggs, Ethan Nordine, Zach, some other guy.
00:16:48.000 Dan Palazzino, I don't know him.
00:16:50.000 I know Zach, Ethan, and Joe very well.
00:16:54.000 My wife was freaking out yesterday.
00:16:56.000 Everyone's talking about the Proud Boys again.
00:16:58.000 I go, yeah, I'm sorry it's stressing you out, but my friends just got 20 years added to their sentence.
00:17:03.000 Maybe it's not about you.
00:17:06.000 Yeah, this is like...
00:17:08.000 I cannot emphasize this enough.
00:17:13.000 Go.
00:17:15.000 This is just a photo?
00:17:16.000 Bookmark this.
00:17:18.000 Wait, this is just a photo?
00:17:20.000 Yeah.
00:17:20.000 It was on Twitter.
00:17:22.000 I had the video.
00:17:22.000 I have to find that, but here in the meantime.
00:17:26.000 Okay, well, anyway, while Ryan digs it up, he teases us with a video still.
00:17:31.000 There we go.
00:17:34.000 Let's see who this is.
00:17:36.000 Hello?
00:17:42.000 Hello?
00:17:46.000 Hi, who's this?
00:17:50.000 What?
00:17:51.000 What?
00:17:53.000 I'm scared.
00:18:02.000 That was weird.
00:18:07.000 Go back.
00:18:08.000 Look at this.
00:18:12.000 There's cops in the top.
00:18:13.000 All right, guys, this is going to be organized.
00:18:15.000 Don't break anything.
00:18:17.000 We need you to cause a scene here because we're going to throw you all in jail.
00:18:20.000 But I don't have to repair anything.
00:18:22.000 And I want to get in shit for any property damage.
00:18:24.000 Yeah, yeah, we'll be cool.
00:18:25.000 Okay, so just wander around.
00:18:26.000 Stay in between the ropes.
00:18:28.000 Here, hold on.
00:18:28.000 Let me open the door for you here.
00:18:30.000 Open up.
00:18:31.000 And let me hold it open.
00:18:33.000 Come on in, guys.
00:18:34.000 Thanks.
00:18:35.000 Thanks, officer.
00:18:37.000 Okay.
00:18:38.000 Have fun in prison for 20 years for this thing that I just invited you to.
00:18:44.000 And now, from 15 people deep and on, they don't know that they're not supposed to go in there.
00:18:51.000 Yeah.
00:18:51.000 It just seems like, oh, cool.
00:18:52.000 We can get to go in here.
00:18:53.000 Yeah, let's go check it out.
00:18:56.000 It's happened.
00:18:57.000 100 years ago, though, about 500 people walked in.
00:19:02.000 It was called the People's House.
00:19:05.000 So there's some weird law that you...
00:19:06.000 Wait a minute.
00:19:07.000 That's the White House, right?
00:19:08.000 I think, was that the White House?
00:19:10.000 I think so.
00:19:11.000 Yeah, maybe it was the White House.
00:19:13.000 There's a weird law where you, at least there was, in 1826, where you couldn't kick someone out of the White House.
00:19:19.000 Right.
00:19:20.000 So they had to lure them out with beer.
00:19:22.000 Remember we talked about that?
00:19:24.000 But isn't it weird how the radical left, the Antifas, are furious about this Sedition.
00:19:32.000 What?
00:19:33.000 I thought you guys were anarchists.
00:19:35.000 They weren't there to overthrow the government.
00:19:37.000 This is wandering around.
00:19:38.000 This is a meandering.
00:19:40.000 But let's just pretend it was just for one second for fun.
00:19:44.000 Isn't that cool?
00:19:46.000 Isn't that punk rock?
00:19:48.000 Isn't that the definition?
00:19:50.000 Sedition used to be a cool word with the young kids.
00:19:54.000 Now, oh, it's evil.
00:19:57.000 They're concerned about Congress being nervous.
00:20:00.000 Show my little seditionaries thing there?
00:20:03.000 That was Vivian Westwood's clothing line.
00:20:06.000 You know, Sid Vicious, where he has the two gay cowboys with their dinks hanging out?
00:20:10.000 It's a Tom of Finland drawing?
00:20:11.000 That's seditionaries.
00:20:14.000 It's not numbered, Ryan.
00:20:17.000 It's between 16 and 17.
00:20:20.000 Gotcha.
00:20:21.000 It says seditionaries.
00:20:22.000 Oh, yes.
00:20:24.000 And it's the next fucking link, you fucking idiot.
00:20:28.000 Okay, so click on the first picture.
00:20:31.000 Proud boys charged with sedition in capital attack.
00:20:34.000 The men of federal indictment charged five members of the far-right group, including Enrique Tario, its former leader, with seditious conspiracy for their roles in January 6th.
00:20:43.000 Okay?
00:20:44.000 Again, I don't agree that it's sedition, but just for shits and giggles, I never thought I'd see the day when the right wing would become the cool ones, giving the middle finger to the establishment, and the left wing becoming the sniveling,
00:20:59.000 self-righteous, twatty ones going around shaming everyone.
00:21:04.000 And last picture, of course, is Vivian Westwood of Malcolm McLaren's seditionaries shirt.
00:21:12.000 That's the late 70s, early 80s.
00:21:14.000 Seditionaries were cool.
00:21:17.000 Now it's evil, and punk rockers hate sedition.
00:21:21.000 Why how we've changed.
00:21:22.000 The punk rockers have become the boring, sniveling conservatives.
00:21:28.000 And the conservatives are the ones having fun, doing interesting shit.
00:21:34.000 Anyway, we have to talk about this, right?
00:21:36.000 Because it's a big fucking deal.
00:21:38.000 So let's move over to the green screen and examine CNN's take.
00:21:59.000 So yes, CNN, of course, has to weigh in on this catastrophe.
00:22:05.000 I don't even understand what's going on.
00:22:08.000 There is no evidence of any kind of top-down management.
00:22:12.000 What the fuck is this now?
00:22:15.000 I'm going to have to turn my phone off.
00:22:17.000 I got little kids calling me.
00:22:20.000 That's the way it is when you're Antifa's doxxed your number.
00:22:25.000 So let's see what they've got to say over on CNN, America's news source.
00:22:29.000 Far-right Proud Boys on the day of the Capitol attack are among those scheduled to testify in the January 6th Committee's first public hearing, which is Thursday night.
00:22:38.000 This is extra significant now that the Justice Department has charged the head of the Proud Boys, Enrique Terrio, and four other leaders with seditious conspiracy in the Capitol attack.
00:22:49.000 This just happened, escalating the criminal case against members of the Proud Boys.
00:22:55.000 CNN senior national correspondent Sarah Seider joins us now.
00:22:58.000 And Sarah...
00:22:59.000 Stop.
00:23:01.000 Did Enrique step down yet?
00:23:03.000 I remember that was happening in September.
00:23:04.000 I can't remember if it's this September or the last September.
00:23:07.000 He did.
00:23:08.000 He did already, right?
00:23:09.000 Yeah.
00:23:10.000 Right?
00:23:11.000 I can't hear you.
00:23:11.000 Yeah.
00:23:12.000 Yeah.
00:23:13.000 By the way, this woman's a big bag of tricks, isn't she?
00:23:17.000 That would be dumb.
00:23:18.000 Great.
00:23:18.000 Stop.
00:23:19.000 Say you were away for like two weeks in the tundra and you had to eat seal meat and stuff and live with igloos, live in igloos with Eskimos, and you finally get back to civilization, you have a cheeseburger and her.
00:23:35.000 Wouldn't that be great?
00:23:35.000 You don't want her on a July day when it's humid and everyone's sweaty.
00:23:39.000 That's too much broad.
00:23:40.000 But if you'd been starving, that's a lot of meat on that bone.
00:23:45.000 A unique and groundbreaking reporting on the Proud Boys.
00:23:51.000 So she's done unique and groundbreaking reporting.
00:23:55.000 What did she do?
00:23:56.000 She went to Enrique's fucking t-shirt shop and sat on a chair for 10 minutes.
00:24:02.000 That's groundbreaking.
00:24:04.000 Actually, I have the clip, Ryan.
00:24:06.000 It's the next clip.
00:24:10.000 She's got groundbreaking tits, I'll tell you that much.
00:24:13.000 She looks like she could put him in her mouth.
00:24:20.000 He also tells CNN and Sarah Seidner that he has no sympathy for members of Congress who feared for their lives that day.
00:24:28.000 I'm not going to cry about a group of people that don't give a crap about their constituents.
00:24:36.000 I'm not going to sympathize with them.
00:24:38.000 The leader of the Proud Boys is speaking about the members of Congress who feared for their lives on January 6th as a mob attacked the Capitol.
00:24:49.000 They shouldn't have reached the Capitol with violence.
00:24:52.000 Who says that?
00:24:53.000 By the way, look at this.
00:24:54.000 This is controversy.
00:24:56.000 This is groundbreaking reporting.
00:24:58.000 This is the far right.
00:24:59.000 What does the far right say?
00:25:00.000 I'm not going to cry over Congress.
00:25:02.000 They looked ridiculous.
00:25:03.000 We saw the guys meandering around.
00:25:05.000 Are we supposed to go, oh my God, that must have been so scary?
00:25:07.000 It wasn't scary.
00:25:08.000 We just saw the footage.
00:25:09.000 The police opened the door for them.
00:25:11.000 Joe Biggs, they say, Joe Biggs pissed all over.
00:25:13.000 No, Joe Biggs went to the washroom, peed in the urinal.
00:25:16.000 When he came out, the cop goes, can you guys go?
00:25:19.000 And Joe Biggs went, okay.
00:25:20.000 He's been in jail for 15 months in solitary, away from his daughter, because of that sin of trespassing.
00:25:27.000 Trespassing.
00:25:28.000 He should get a $300 fine.
00:25:30.000 But anyway, the controversy here, this groundbreaking journalism is, Enrique saying, I'm not going to cry for them.
00:25:37.000 That means no sympathy for those who fear for their lives.
00:25:40.000 And then secondly, they shouldn't have done that.
00:25:42.000 He wasn't even fucking there.
00:25:45.000 And he says they shouldn't have done that.
00:25:47.000 Yeah, that's the correct take.
00:25:50.000 But if we're tallying up the sins, how about the left stops throwing stones from their glass house?
00:25:56.000 Because they burnt the entire fucking country down During a pandemic, zero charges, no problems.
00:26:05.000 Don't worry about it, boys.
00:26:06.000 They have insurance, as Batman said.
00:26:09.000 But the day after the violent breach, Enrique Tario posted this: a picture on social media of members of Congress trying to hide as the attackers began their siege.
00:26:19.000 Hide from what?
00:26:21.000 The Buffalo Shaman guy?
00:26:23.000 When the people fear the government, there is tyranny.
00:26:25.000 When the government fears the people, there is liberty.
00:26:28.000 Doesn't that show that you are celebrating terrorizing people?
00:26:32.000 I was celebrating, and I'll tell you, I'll celebrate the moment that the government does fear the people.
00:26:38.000 At that point, again, and I didn't have all the information that came in why they were cowering or anything like that.
00:26:44.000 Do you wish that you didn't do that now that you know?
00:26:47.000 No, I don't.
00:26:49.000 Another thing is I'll never regret something that I said.
00:26:53.000 They are doing the job that the people put them there to do.
00:26:56.000 And if they don't like it, they can vote them out.
00:26:58.000 They are still Americans.
00:26:59.000 They are still human beings who felt that their lives were in danger.
00:27:05.000 Stop.
00:27:05.000 How can you not feel?
00:27:06.000 Isn't this weird seeing CNN defend Congress like this?
00:27:11.000 Like they work there?
00:27:13.000 They do.
00:27:14.000 CNN is a PR firm for the White House.
00:27:18.000 That is why they were there 15 minutes before the SWAT teams broke down Roger Stone's door.
00:27:24.000 Or, yeah.
00:27:25.000 I don't know if they broke down his door, but SWAT, not SWATE, attacked Roger Stone with more men than it took to get Osama bin Laden.
00:27:36.000 Any sympathy or any empathy?
00:27:38.000 They had fucking scuba guys underwater in case Roger Stone turned into Aquaman and ran down to the pier and dove into the water.
00:27:47.000 Gotcha, Aquaman.
00:27:49.000 Words like that.
00:27:50.000 I'm not going to worry about people that their only worry in life is to be reelected.
00:27:56.000 We got a whole boatload of Prowboys walking through here, folks.
00:27:58.000 Tario was not there on January 6th.
00:28:01.000 He was arrested in D.C. two days before for burning a Black Lives Matter flag stolen from a church and having empty weapons magazines that are illegal in D.C. And illegal for him.
00:28:11.000 He's a felon.
00:28:12.000 That was one of the weirdest moves of the whole thing.
00:28:16.000 I don't understand that.
00:28:18.000 Well, he's got tons of merch that he sells, and he forgot that some of the merch he shouldn't have because he's a felon.
00:28:24.000 How do you forget that?
00:28:27.000 Proud boys to the state capitol.
00:28:29.000 But a group of Proud Boys was there.
00:28:32.000 The far-right group is known across the country for brawling with members of Antifa.
00:28:36.000 Antifa!
00:28:37.000 A left-wing anti-fascist movement.
00:28:39.000 A left-wing anti-fascist movement.
00:28:41.000 You could always tell where they stand politically by the way they describe Antifa.
00:28:45.000 So we're a far-right group, and they are an anti-fascist movement.
00:28:51.000 Also known for throwing their support behind Donald Trump, whose words to them in a September presidential debate exploded their popularity.
00:29:00.000 Proud boys, stand back and stand by.
00:29:03.000 I think we've doubled in numbers since the debate.
00:29:06.000 Tario has close ties with one of Trump's longest-serving advisors and friends, Roger Stone.
00:29:12.000 Stone was in D.C. on January 6th as people rallied against the election results that showed Trump lost.
00:29:19.000 Stone did not march to the Capitol and wasn't charged with a crime.
00:29:23.000 Instead, Stone was seen with members of extremist groups like the Oath Keepers and Proud Boys, who have now become a central focus of law enforcement in the Capitol attack investigation.
00:29:35.000 How long has this been now?
00:29:36.000 Four minutes?
00:29:37.000 Have you seen anything remotely controversial said or done by anyone so far?
00:29:44.000 Like, it's all so very tame, the reality compared to the narrative of this evil white supremacist, violent hate group, street fighting gang.
00:29:56.000 Tario had such a close relationship with Roger Stone, he revealed this.
00:30:01.000 You have access to Roger Stone's phone?
00:30:03.000 For a couple times when I went to go see him, you know, I'd help him with like his social media posts and things like that.
00:30:09.000 Tario's access to that phone landed him in front of a federal grand jury, a detail not revealed until now.
00:30:16.000 At the time, Stone was facing social media.
00:30:18.000 He helps an old guy with his Instagram, and now he has access to players' phones where he can plan seditions.
00:30:25.000 This is pathetic reporting.
00:30:28.000 This is not groundbreaking.
00:30:30.000 This is taking a normal, mundane conversation and trying to turn it into some sort of Timothy McVay act of revolution, domestic terrorism.
00:30:41.000 And by the way, Roger Stone is surrounded by oath keepers and proud boys because he has constant death threats and bodyguards are fucking expensive.
00:30:49.000 Oath keepers and proud boys do it for free.
00:30:52.000 You know how expensive it is to have round-the-clock security?
00:30:55.000 It's about half a million dollars a year.
00:30:59.000 Jennifer Anniston.
00:31:04.000 Trump pardoned him after he was convicted on all seven charges.
00:31:10.000 Yet Sussman gets out no problems.
00:31:13.000 Charges dropped.
00:31:14.000 Clinton-friendly judge, Clinton-friendly jury.
00:31:17.000 The lawyer was friends with his wife.
00:31:21.000 It was just like a sleepover for Sussman, and he got away with nothing.
00:31:25.000 Roger Stone forgets an email.
00:31:27.000 They call that impeding an investigation.
00:31:30.000 And he would have rotted in prison, died.
00:31:32.000 He would have got, what, five to ten years at his age?
00:31:35.000 No way he would have made it.
00:31:36.000 So murder for forgetting an email.
00:31:38.000 Okay, that's fair.
00:31:40.000 Stone was accused of threatening the judge in the case with a social media post, an image of the judge, and what appeared to be a target behind her head.
00:31:49.000 Remember that ridiculous shit?
00:31:51.000 It's the logo of the news group, the media group.
00:31:56.000 Their logo is that site, and that was the background.
00:32:02.000 I actually testified in front of the grand jury.
00:32:06.000 But no, there was no...
00:32:10.000 That picture was brought up on a Google search, right?
00:32:14.000 So you used to be able to search.
00:32:16.000 Not now, obviously, because I'm just going to second back.
00:32:19.000 They just settled in what you said.
00:32:21.000 Did you just say you were on a grand jury panel?
00:32:27.000 You did.
00:32:28.000 I did.
00:32:29.000 It's too late to take it back now.
00:32:30.000 Well, yeah, that's the story.
00:32:32.000 It's not a secret.
00:32:33.000 That's the story that came out that, you know, that they wanted to see who was it that posted it at that point.
00:32:41.000 The actual crosshairs isn't really a crosshair.
00:32:44.000 It's the logo of the organization that wrote the article.
00:32:48.000 So it was just like a graphic.
00:32:50.000 And then that was posted.
00:32:52.000 I have no idea who actually posted it, but I know that I had nothing to do with it.
00:32:59.000 That's true.
00:32:59.000 Anyway, sorry.
00:33:00.000 This is off.
00:33:01.000 I was just checking her groundbreaking reporting.
00:33:03.000 Not sure why Enrique is talking to these fucking people.
00:33:06.000 Look at that behemoth.
00:33:08.000 God damn, that's a lot of gal.
00:33:11.000 I'm all for it, by the way.
00:33:13.000 Conversations after the January 6th attack.
00:33:15.000 So this is the original video.
00:33:16.000 We were just checking out her groundbreaking reporting.
00:33:18.000 Enrique Tario, the leader, who wasn't there on that day.
00:33:22.000 Yeah.
00:33:23.000 But what did he tell you as part of these discussions?
00:33:25.000 And did the subject of planning come up?
00:33:27.000 You know, we should talk about a little bit about the new indictment because it does bring some fresh detail.
00:33:31.000 Because as you mentioned, Enrique Tario, who was then the chairman of the Proud Boys National Organization, wasn't even in Washington, D.C. on January 6th.
00:33:41.000 But the government says he was involved in the planning and then responded afterwards as well with glee and joy as to what was happening inside the Capitol, those pictures that we all saw of people going in, breaking in,
00:33:57.000 and terrifying members of Congress.
00:33:59.000 In the latest indictment, we noted...
00:34:01.000 Terrifying members of Congress.
00:34:02.000 We saw them wandering around.
00:34:04.000 Guy carrying the podium going, hey, really terrifying.
00:34:08.000 And there's nothing illegal about being happy about it.
00:34:12.000 Half the country thought it was funny and cool.
00:34:14.000 It didn't even become like a sedition thing until the media and the DNC got a hold of it and started pretending cops were killed and showing on a loop that one window that got broken, whereas the rest of them were just wandering around.
00:34:28.000 Remember there was that black Capitol police officer that said, and they screamed, go and get that fucking nigger.
00:34:38.000 Really?
00:34:39.000 Still haven't seen the footage of that.
00:34:41.000 Noticed some things that were different because in the very beginning, several members of the Proud Boys were charged.
00:34:46.000 He was not.
00:34:48.000 But this new indictment talks about encrypted messages that were being sent that were created, an encrypted group that was created by Enrique Tario according to the indictment.
00:34:59.000 Telegram, she's talking about it.
00:35:00.000 And that was shared with dozens eventually of Proud Boys.
00:35:05.000 But a few of the core group that are listed in this indictment were aware of what the government says were planning tactics.
00:35:13.000 Tactical planning, getting things like armor, getting things like hotel rooms, planning on where they were going to be, where they were going to meet.
00:35:21.000 Wait a minute.
00:35:23.000 Getting hotel rooms?
00:35:24.000 Isn't that something you need if you don't live in D.C.?
00:35:27.000 And as far as tactical gear, Proud Boys one month prior had been stabbed.
00:35:33.000 Actually, they were stabbed in November and in December.
00:35:36.000 And as we talked to Noblebeard on the show, who I told not to go to Jan 6, and he didn't go, thank God, he thought he was being punched in the back when he got jumped by those black dudes.
00:35:47.000 Remember the black kids were attacking some old man and they broke it up and that black woman got stabbed?
00:35:51.000 The woman who was with the Proud Boys, her lung collapsed.
00:35:54.000 He thought he was being punched in the back.
00:35:55.000 He checks his tactical gear when he gets home and he sees knife marks.
00:36:00.000 They were trying to stab him.
00:36:02.000 Yeah, that dude.
00:36:03.000 So you have to wear that kind of shit to these things.
00:36:06.000 Antifa shows up.
00:36:07.000 They get violent.
00:36:08.000 They bring weapons and they wait for you outside the perimeter.
00:36:12.000 So you've gone in.
00:36:13.000 This is at different events I'm talking about where there's a permit.
00:36:16.000 You go in.
00:36:17.000 Police search you.
00:36:18.000 You definitely are unarmed.
00:36:19.000 And then as you're on your way back to your car, Antifa jumps you with knives and collapsible batons and brass knuckles and fireworks and fucking rocks.
00:36:30.000 So yeah, you need gear.
00:36:33.000 Really interesting to read.
00:36:34.000 The only thing they're desperate for a smoking gun.
00:36:38.000 The only thing that's a smoking gun is someone at the top talking about specific locations and times, and we're going to go through this door.
00:36:46.000 I guarantee you they don't have that.
00:36:49.000 Read through some of the conversation that was going on there between Enrique Tario and some of the members and his response to all of that happened.
00:36:58.000 He talked about in the communications, he was talking with a person that was talking about a plan to occupy several buildings, including the House and the Senate, and that they wanted to flood it with as many people as possible.
00:37:12.000 So a lot of details here that explain why these charges.
00:37:22.000 And wouldn't that be the beginning of a plan?
00:37:25.000 Where's the actual meat of that plan?
00:37:27.000 Yeah, I don't believe that they said we have to occupy these buildings and fill them with as many people as possible.
00:37:35.000 Have just come up now.
00:37:37.000 I do want to talk to you about what happened in February, February 24th, after the charges against some of his Proud Boys were already put in place, but he had not been charged.
00:37:47.000 We were able to sit down with him.
00:37:49.000 I have talked to Enrique Antario for many, many years over the years, and he agreed to sit down with me.
00:37:57.000 And he fucked her?
00:37:59.000 Do you think he put his dick in that?
00:38:01.000 She looks guilty.
00:38:02.000 What?
00:38:04.000 Asked him about the people who had been charged and whether he condemned them.
00:38:08.000 Let's listen.
00:38:11.000 So, was it a mistake to even go into the Capitol?
00:38:14.000 Was it?
00:38:14.000 Yes.
00:38:15.000 Do you condemn those who went in, vandalized, threatened police officers, broke windows?
00:38:22.000 Do you condemn those people?
00:38:24.000 Can you say that right now?
00:38:25.000 Okay, I can't say that because I think condemn is a very strong word, and I think it's a little bit too strong.
00:38:31.000 What happened was really violent and very strong, right?
00:38:34.000 I'm only responsible, I guess to speak, I'm only responsible for what the Proud Boys did, right?
00:38:40.000 And you listed a whole thing.
00:38:43.000 And I'd like to go through that.
00:38:45.000 There's eight members of the Proud Boys that decided to go in.
00:38:50.000 I think that was a mistake.
00:38:52.000 Bad move, mistake.
00:38:53.000 Give them a $300 fine, a misdemeanor, zero jail time.
00:38:57.000 Next.
00:38:58.000 But they were.
00:38:58.000 They're trespassing.
00:38:59.000 It's rude.
00:39:00.000 They were not there to overthrow the government.
00:39:02.000 And the whole idea that it was there to stop Biden from becoming president is horse shit.
00:39:09.000 Does anyone really believe that?
00:39:11.000 That they were about to give Biden the presidential pin and they were in the way going, fuck it, stop, stop, stop.
00:39:17.000 And Biden was going, Wait, I can't be president.
00:39:19.000 I didn't get my little pin because there's too much violence going on.
00:39:23.000 Does anyone really believe that?
00:39:25.000 Because those are basically the two charges.
00:39:26.000 One, you wanted to take over the American government with no guns and a handful of dudes.
00:39:33.000 And by the way, they had plans to go see Michael Graves from the Misfits, also a proud boy, go do a concert in Virginia at 3 p.m.
00:39:40.000 So in the morning, I'm going to take over the strongest government in the world.
00:39:43.000 I should be done by noon-ish, one.
00:39:47.000 And then we'll get together, get in our cars, and we'll go see the concert by 3.
00:39:51.000 I should have overthrown the most powerful country in the world in about an hour.
00:39:57.000 That's how weak America is.
00:39:59.000 You can just take it over now.
00:40:00.000 Cuba, it took several tries and an entire army of Cuban farmers, and they managed to do it over the course of several years.
00:40:08.000 America, you can just wander in.
00:40:10.000 Just wander in and take it.
00:40:12.000 Then choose various czars.
00:40:14.000 You'll be energy.
00:40:15.000 You'll be education.
00:40:16.000 You'll be transportation.
00:40:17.000 You'll be infrastructure.
00:40:20.000 Then go home.
00:40:21.000 Go to a concert.
00:40:22.000 We'll start on Monday.
00:40:24.000 So that's one absurd scenario.
00:40:25.000 The other one is that they were trying to stop Biden from...
00:40:28.000 How are they going to do that?
00:40:30.000 They're going to delay it?
00:40:31.000 Oh, Biden couldn't become president because there was commotion at the Capitol.
00:40:36.000 And why would anyone do that?
00:40:38.000 I want to delay Biden becoming president by what, an hour?
00:40:43.000 Even say it's a day.
00:40:45.000 Say, you'll have to come back tomorrow, Biden.
00:40:46.000 We couldn't put your magic pin on.
00:40:48.000 We couldn't stamp your fucking passport with the presidential stamp.
00:40:52.000 Okay, so what?
00:40:54.000 They delayed it a day?
00:40:56.000 That's an absurd thing to want to do.
00:40:58.000 Like, what's the fucking motive here?
00:41:01.000 I'll tell you, we all know the truth.
00:41:03.000 The truth is a bunch of Americans, including a handful of Proud Boys, but millions of Americans saw the election as fraudulent.
00:41:13.000 They were correct.
00:41:15.000 I wasn't dubious.
00:41:17.000 They got me with attrition, and I had accepted that the election was real and that Biden won and people just fucking hate Trump.
00:41:24.000 I believed it.
00:41:25.000 I started out thinking it was fake.
00:41:27.000 Then they beat me down, and I had sort of like, all right, I guess it's possible.
00:41:30.000 Maybe Biden did win.
00:41:32.000 Then I saw 2,000 mules and went, dummy, why did you pussy out?
00:41:36.000 Of course it was stolen.
00:41:38.000 At the very least, 2,000 mules gives overwhelming credibility to the theory that the election was stolen.
00:41:45.000 That makes Americans mad because if you don't have a democracy, you don't have a country.
00:41:49.000 You have a dictatorship.
00:41:50.000 Okay?
00:41:51.000 That's what we have in North Korea and Cuba and Venezuela.
00:41:54.000 We don't want that.
00:41:56.000 So totally justifiable anger.
00:41:59.000 Now they wrecked some shit.
00:42:00.000 Yeah, that's bad.
00:42:02.000 If some bar owner fucks your wife and you throw a chair through his window, it's bad to throw a chair through a window.
00:42:10.000 I'm not saying he should have thrown the chair through the window, but I understand.
00:42:14.000 So I understand these people's rage.
00:42:16.000 They fucked up.
00:42:17.000 Give them a trespassing fine and make them promise never to do it again.
00:42:21.000 But these theories about sedition and insurrection, I don't even think the left truly believes them.
00:42:28.000 They just know that it's good, scary words.
00:42:31.000 I think that was.
00:42:32.000 Which is why I'm so annoyed that everyone went there because you gave the left a gift.
00:42:38.000 It was our drag your kids to pride.
00:42:41.000 It ain't going to lick itself.
00:42:44.000 I think that was a mistake to go in.
00:42:47.000 But there's a lot of people.
00:42:48.000 Does anybody sound terrible and dangerous?
00:42:50.000 Like as we coordinated to go into the Capitol previously, and that's untrue.
00:42:56.000 So let's just parse what he said.
00:42:58.000 He says there, again, this is before he was indicted.
00:43:02.000 He says there, we didn't plan this.
00:43:04.000 This was not coordinated.
00:43:06.000 And he didn't go all the way to condemn those who went in, but he says it was wrong.
00:43:11.000 That is a very different story than you are getting from the details that are inside this indictment in these encrypted messages going back and forth between him and people who are.
00:43:21.000 Give us an example.
00:43:22.000 Give us a quote.
00:43:23.000 Eric.
00:43:23.000 Joining us now, CDN.
00:43:25.000 Senior crime and justice reporter Caitlin Polance, also former federal prosecutor.
00:43:29.000 Fucking normies.
00:43:31.000 Never met a proud boy talking about this group.
00:43:34.000 Never met a blue-collar man.
00:43:36.000 Never spoken to a Trump supporter at a bar.
00:43:38.000 And here they are, this team of experts, these over-educated boars with their ridiculous theories about white supremacy and Hitler and Trump.
00:43:47.000 That's about all they know.
00:43:48.000 That's what they teach at school now.
00:43:50.000 Trump and Hitler.
00:43:51.000 Best friends.
00:43:53.000 Elliot Williams.
00:43:54.000 First, though, Caitlin, tell us what we know about these Justice Department charges against the Proud Boys leaders.
00:43:59.000 Seditious conspiracy.
00:44:00.000 That's significant.
00:44:02.000 It certainly is.
00:44:03.000 It's a new charge.
00:44:04.000 It certainly is.
00:44:04.000 It's a more ambitious charge, Jim.
00:44:07.000 But these are five leaders that are charged in this case, five leaders of the Proud Boys that we have.
00:44:12.000 Five leaders of the Proud Boys.
00:44:13.000 Interesting.
00:44:15.000 How many leaders are there?
00:44:17.000 Charged previously with conspiracy to obstruct the January 6th certification of the election.
00:44:24.000 And Enrique Terrio and the four others, now they are facing this additional rewritten charge, seditious conspiracy.
00:44:30.000 So what changed from what we knew before?
00:44:32.000 Well, the Justice Department in recent weeks added a cooperator against the Proud Boys, someone that was part of the leadership group with these other men.
00:44:42.000 And we also are seeing prosecutors rewriting the seditious charge, adding a little bit more detail, not a lot, but just a little bit in this case.
00:44:51.000 And the one thing that is really separating a conspiracy charge from a seditious conspiracy charge is that in seditious conspiracy, the language is about overthrowing the federal government.
00:45:02.000 And in this particular case, Terrio is accused now of texting with others about watching how the January 6th meeting or the recession of the Senate out of the chamber saying, let's see how this plays out, whether they were going to meet again.
00:45:18.000 And prosecutors are saying that these men of the Proud Boys were planning not just to obstruct the boat, but to work together with force to intimidate members of Congress to leave the chamber.
00:45:30.000 Caitlin Thankton.
00:45:31.000 Elliot, I mean.
00:45:32.000 Can I get a quote?
00:45:33.000 And by the way, if one of these Proud Boys flipped, you know what you did, Department of Justice.
00:45:38.000 You broke a man.
00:45:39.000 You kept a man in solitary confinement away from any socialization, away from his family.
00:45:44.000 These guys haven't had their parents or their wives or any of their family members visit them.
00:45:48.000 So they're totally isolated.
00:45:50.000 You're stuck in a room all alone 24 hours a day.
00:45:53.000 Eventually, you snap.
00:45:56.000 Joe Biggs, Ethan Nordine, those guys are rocks.
00:45:59.000 They could sit there for 10 years and not break.
00:46:01.000 But not everyone is built like that.
00:46:03.000 And if there is some guy saying, yeah, we planned it, whatever, he was broken.
00:46:08.000 We talked about this yesterday.
00:46:11.000 Seditious conspiracy is quite a charge.
00:46:14.000 And I just wonder how high the bar is for prosecutors to succeed.
00:46:18.000 So high that you don't want a trial.
00:46:21.000 And when I say you, I mean CNN and the government because they're the same in the DNC.
00:46:25.000 They don't want a trial because they know they can't win.
00:46:28.000 So they'll just keep adding charges and delaying this.
00:46:31.000 And then they get their cake and eat it too.
00:46:33.000 They get to punish these guys for daring to question the swamp.
00:46:36.000 And they don't have to provide any evidence.
00:46:39.000 Perfect.
00:46:40.000 Although, this is why people were rioting and were angry because we're losing our democracy.
00:46:46.000 We're losing our justice system.
00:46:49.000 Court.
00:46:51.000 You're absolutely right, Poppy.
00:46:52.000 Number one, it's a serious charge.
00:46:53.000 It's got a 20-year maximum.
00:46:55.000 It is a high bar, and it's something that's not charged often.
00:46:57.000 I think the last time it got charged 10 or 15 years ago in Michigan, it got thrown out because it's very hard to prove.
00:47:03.000 Now, look, it's not necessarily just overthrowing the government, though.
00:47:06.000 It's using force to hinder, prevent, or delay the execution of any law of the United States.
00:47:12.000 And there's a very clear path here of using force.
00:47:15.000 Number one, we know that happened because we all saw the videos.
00:47:17.000 But if you look at the communications, the emails, the encrypted messages, and so on, they are trying to disrupt or delay the certification of the election there.
00:47:26.000 So it's time it doesn't happen often, but if there is a case of the case, I don't understand this.
00:47:31.000 So you, Biden will likely be president for eight years.
00:47:35.000 So you managed to delay eight years by what, six hours, 24 hours?
00:47:41.000 What's the incentive there?
00:47:42.000 What does that accomplish?
00:47:44.000 We know he's going to be, you could blow, don't take this out of context, but the Capitol could be blown up by terrorists and the White House.
00:47:52.000 Biden is still going to be president.
00:47:54.000 He'll just operate out of a different building.
00:47:55.000 So this fucking random act of meandering is going to set back Biden's presidency by what?
00:48:01.000 0.000001%?
00:48:04.000 Is that why people go to jail for 20 years to buy a few hours of more Trump?
00:48:13.000 Ellie, I'm curious what the significance is of the fact that the proud boy leader, Enrique Terrio, charged here, was not on the grounds at the Capitol on January 6th, but was still charged.
00:48:24.000 Because this gets to a bigger question here, right?
00:48:28.000 Do you need to be physically involved in this or just involved in the planning?
00:48:33.000 And what does that mean for other senior folks who may have incited this?
00:48:37.000 It's a couple things.
00:48:37.000 Number one, for any conspiracy, Jim, it's an agreement between parties where two people have a meeting of the minds as to doing something.
00:48:44.000 And again, the indictment lays out a number of communications, really graphic ones, talking about war and how we need to go to war, in effect.
00:48:52.000 So there was an agreement there, number one.
00:48:54.000 Number two, it's been a criticism lodged against the Justice Department that they were only going after people who were, you know, these sort of little guys who were foot soldiers or whatever.
00:49:04.000 What this shows here is that there's broader planning and agreement among people higher up on the food chain.
00:49:08.000 Does it show you?
00:49:09.000 So can we get a quote, please?
00:49:13.000 I was never on that Telegram chat, but my understanding is it was all Super Bowl talk.
00:49:17.000 Fuck this fucking country.
00:49:18.000 What the fuck's going on?
00:49:19.000 We need a revolution.
00:49:20.000 We need to take over this fucking government.
00:49:23.000 That kind of talk.
00:49:24.000 The kind of talk you see from Antifa on a minutely basis.
00:49:27.000 The kind of talk you see from elected DNC officials like Tim Kaine, who says we need to be out on the streets, fighting in the streets.
00:49:34.000 Or Hillary Clinton saying, I don't know why I don't see more people out on the streets.
00:49:38.000 Or Maxine Waters saying we need to harass people.
00:49:43.000 They call for violence all the time.
00:49:45.000 Remember, what was it, Eric Holder?
00:49:47.000 When they go low, we kick them?
00:49:50.000 So it is significant in that sense.
00:49:52.000 And Caitlin, you have some new reporting on the Justice Department really intensifying their investigation, focused on the Trump campaign's interaction with so-called alternate Republican electors in states that the former president lost,
00:50:08.000 and whether a scheme to organize them is a crime.
00:50:12.000 What can you tell us?
00:50:13.000 What can you tell us about your Googling?
00:50:15.000 I've been tracking the Justice Department investigation, this criminal investigation into January 6th.
00:50:20.000 And one of those aspects that the Justice Department has been pursuing is the Trump campaign, their communications with state electors in battleground states, as the Trump campaign wanted to put forward alternate electors to basically supplant the true winners of those states who were going to be voting for Biden.
00:50:39.000 So in Georgia, I was able to locate an email that a member of the Trump campaign, a staffer, had sent out to electors that were about to gather in Georgia, telling them not just to gather the next day to meet to support Donald Trump, but to meet in secret.
00:50:55.000 So this staffer, his name is Robert Sinners, he wrote in this email to the Georgia electors on December 13th, I must ask for your complete discretion.
00:51:04.000 Your duties are imperative.
00:51:06.000 Trump wanted the electors to vote for him.
00:51:09.000 This is what the left was doing when Trump won the first time.
00:51:11.000 Do you remember?
00:51:12.000 They had a whole celebrity campaign.
00:51:14.000 Bob Odenkirk was part of it.
00:51:17.000 All the hot, cool celebrities were pleading to the Electoral College not to sanctify the Trump vote and to deny his presidency.
00:51:29.000 This is what the losers always do.
00:51:31.000 And of course, our side did it when we allegedly lost.
00:51:56.000 My understanding is that it is of interest now to three sets of investigators.
00:52:00.000 The Justice Department, the Fulton County Grand Jury, this local body that is looking at this criminal, possible criminal investigation.
00:52:07.000 I don't really watch CNN?
00:52:08.000 It's so dull.
00:52:11.000 This woman has no life.
00:52:12.000 If you're going to be talking about world events and insurrections and stuff, shouldn't you be sort of culturally interesting?
00:52:19.000 Like Christopher Hitchens or PG O'Rourke or someone who's been around, someone who's been in a fist fight or fucked more than three people or tried cocaine?
00:52:30.000 You know what I mean?
00:52:31.000 Like someone who's been traveling, someone who's been to fucking China before and knows about the Chinese.
00:52:36.000 Like these people have nothing to offer.
00:52:39.000 They smell of Ivy League schools and chicken parm.
00:52:45.000 There's nothing fulfilling about them.
00:52:48.000 I don't find them interesting as human beings.
00:52:50.000 If I was at a bar and this woman sat next to me, I would just pull out my phone.
00:52:55.000 There's no culture here.
00:52:57.000 There's no oomph.
00:53:00.000 The House Select Committee.
00:53:01.000 And as we know, this is not just about electors themselves.
00:53:05.000 These alternate electors is not a standalone issue.
00:53:08.000 We believe that it is part of this larger idea.
00:53:11.000 It's a boring email that happens every election where you want the Electoral College to go in your favor because it's technically possible, but it never fucking happens.
00:53:21.000 So that's a non-story you guys have been nattering about now for so long.
00:53:24.000 I checked my watch twice.
00:53:27.000 Put forward an alternative to stop and overthrow the ultimate outcome of the election for Joe Biden.
00:53:33.000 Caitlin, you're dogging.
00:53:36.000 Caitlin, you're.
00:53:37.000 Oh, the ultimate outcome of the election for Joe Biden.
00:53:40.000 Caitlin, you're.
00:53:43.000 Boring.
00:53:44.000 Fill in the blank.
00:53:45.000 Yeah.
00:53:45.000 Wait, does the video end?
00:53:46.000 That's the end.
00:53:48.000 That is the end.
00:53:49.000 Is she about to compliment her journalism?
00:53:50.000 I've noticed that that's a CNN thing.
00:53:51.000 Have you noticed that?
00:53:52.000 Like the guy who guessed that Roger Stone was about to have the SWAT team kick down his door, that guy was there 15 minutes early, David Shortel, and CNN wouldn't shut up about his great journalistic instincts.
00:54:06.000 And then in this one, they said to the big girl, you did groundbreaking journalism.
00:54:10.000 And is this woman about to tell her that she did an awesome job?
00:54:13.000 Caitlin, your dogged reporting on display.
00:54:17.000 Thank you for bringing that to us, Elliot Black.
00:54:19.000 I can't believe you found an email where someone wanted the Electoral College to go their way and not the other way.
00:54:25.000 Great reporting.
00:54:27.000 Good work.
00:54:28.000 I've never seen other news sites do that.
00:54:31.000 Have you?
00:54:31.000 You don't see that on Fox News or anything.
00:54:33.000 They're letting you know that what you saw was valid and good.
00:54:36.000 In case you're incredible.
00:54:38.000 Good job.
00:54:39.000 You did a great job.
00:54:41.000 Good boy.
00:54:42.000 Yes.
00:54:45.000 Is that it?
00:54:46.000 Yep.
00:54:47.000 Fucking terrible.
00:54:48.000 So I always say in any of these scenarios, I always say do the math.
00:54:54.000 Apparently, this is a big thing with NA and AA.
00:54:57.000 They go, play it out, right?
00:54:59.000 If you're a junkie, you want to have a beer?
00:55:00.000 Okay, play it out.
00:55:01.000 You're going to have a beer.
00:55:02.000 You're going to have two beers.
00:55:02.000 You're going to have three beers.
00:55:03.000 You're going to have a shot.
00:55:04.000 Someone's going to have Coke.
00:55:05.000 You're going to do a bump.
00:55:06.000 Then you're going to do all of that again.
00:55:08.000 Then all of that again.
00:55:09.000 Three passes, and now you're really fucked up.
00:55:11.000 You're going to want to do your baby.
00:55:13.000 Heroin.
00:55:14.000 And your tolerance has gone way down.
00:55:16.000 You're not going to gauge it right.
00:55:18.000 You're going to say, I'm just sniffing it.
00:55:19.000 You're going to take a huge bump and you're going to die.
00:55:22.000 So that beer is a death sentence.
00:55:24.000 Play it out.
00:55:25.000 And I always say that, like, when Proud Boys were accused of killing that woman, what was her name?
00:55:31.000 Nia Simone or something?
00:55:33.000 Nyla?
00:55:34.000 That girl in Oakland with some career criminal lunatic stabbed to death.
00:55:38.000 And they go, Proud Boys did it.
00:55:39.000 And then they're going to a bar in Oakland to celebrate.
00:55:42.000 We have to stop them celebrating the death of this black teenage girl.
00:55:46.000 Okay, so say they're racist.
00:55:48.000 A group of racists exist.
00:55:50.000 They stab a girl.
00:55:53.000 They don't go in hiding.
00:55:55.000 They want to celebrate because they think it's cool to stab a girl.
00:55:57.000 And what?
00:55:57.000 They're above the law?
00:55:59.000 Like, the mob wouldn't do that.
00:56:00.000 Russian gangsters, MS-13 wouldn't do that.
00:56:03.000 They might have a quiet house party in a basement, but that's not the way it works.
00:56:08.000 You're talking about some shitty action movie or the synagogue shooting.
00:56:12.000 The Proud Boys were having a patriotic, constitutional, founding fathers type of celebration planned months in advance, and it happened to be like a week after the synagogue shooting.
00:56:23.000 The narrative became they're going to celebrate the shooting of the synagogue.
00:56:28.000 And you're like, play it through.
00:56:31.000 Say someone was that anti-Semitic.
00:56:33.000 They're going to see the synagogue shooting and go, holy shit, that's going way too far.
00:56:37.000 Hitler would think that was too far.
00:56:40.000 You're going to have a parade?
00:56:41.000 How'd they get the permit?
00:56:42.000 How'd they get a city permit to celebrate a synagogue shooting?
00:56:44.000 But people don't do that because they're so happy to get a nugget that fits their insane worldview that when they get it, they just throw logic out the window.
00:56:52.000 And the Jewish Museum that day put out a tweet that said, we're open.
00:56:57.000 Yeah, of course you're open.
00:56:58.000 No one's out to fucking celebrate a synagogue shooting.
00:57:01.000 Ever, never.
00:57:03.000 It's unfathomably horrific.
00:57:06.000 Even psychotic, murderous criminals do a crime, like kill someone, and then they go into hiding.
00:57:12.000 It's bad to kill.
00:57:14.000 You have vilified this club and dehumanized them to the point where they're in a fucking comic book.
00:57:21.000 It's like a video game villain where he kills people and goes, ha ha ha, that was awesome.
00:57:25.000 Let's celebrate together.
00:57:27.000 It's fucking Lord of the Rings bullshit.
00:57:30.000 And now we have innocent men separated from their families, some of them apparently cracking because this narrative has so much strength.
00:57:38.000 It's infected the DOJ and it infects juries and it destroys Americans' lives.
00:57:45.000 You are murdering innocent American civilians who are justifiably pissed off about a stolen election and you're turning random wandering trespassing into the apocalypse.
00:57:59.000 Fuck you.
00:58:00.000 I hate you.
00:58:20.000 This is 1-9.
00:58:23.000 This is someone speaking logically about the whole thing.
00:58:27.000 And, you know, a gang has top-down Management.
00:58:31.000 I think it's the pagans.
00:58:33.000 Hell's Angels don't have that.
00:58:34.000 Hell's Angels, every chapter, is independent.
00:58:36.000 But I believe the pagans have a guy who says, from now on, we're all wearing pink.
00:58:40.000 Please don't kill me, pagans.
00:58:42.000 That's just a silly analogy to keep the conversation moving.
00:58:46.000 The House Select Committee to investigate January 6th has failed to obtain a quote-unquote smoking gun proving top-down organization of the Capitol riot, Hill sources say.
00:58:57.000 Despite taking more than 1,000 depositions and subpoenaing more than 140,000 documents, this is why they don't want to go to trial.
00:59:11.000 But stranger things have happened.
00:59:14.000 Max and John four years.
00:59:17.000 These guys locked up for 15 months.
00:59:20.000 I mean, I talk to the lawyers all the time and they go, there's no evidence of this, there's no evidence of that.
00:59:26.000 And I go, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:59:27.000 But you get a jury that wants to, that watches CNN and believes the shit we just saw.
00:59:33.000 And they're like, I want to do my part to stop World War III, to stop a new American Nazi party.
00:59:41.000 Like these progressive DAs, remember this woman who was hit by a car?
00:59:46.000 It was a car thief, black kid?
00:59:49.000 That's the guy.
00:59:49.000 Look at his evil face.
00:59:51.000 He's got fucking vampire gels.
00:59:53.000 Democrat DA story quickly changes after Sheriff weighs in on hit and run.
00:59:58.000 He said that the sheriff's department agreed with the felony charges and lenient sentence against a teen who drove into mom.
01:00:06.000 So Gascon there is a progressive DA, and he was okay with this kid who smashed into a woman and her newborn on purpose.
01:00:17.000 She got out of the way.
01:00:18.000 She's over the side.
01:00:19.000 He swerved and smashed into her.
01:00:20.000 And by the way, this is going to piss off a lot of baby monsters, but I can't help but think that's video games.
01:00:26.000 That level of evil, if you're playing a video game and you see a mom and a baby in grand theft auto, you might just, for fun, it's only a drawing, go bonk, just to see what happens.
01:00:36.000 Is there going to be blood on the windshield?
01:00:38.000 It's a silly thing to try in a video game because it doesn't matter because they're not real.
01:00:42.000 But you do that enough times and maybe part of this kid's brain was like, I'm in grand theft auto.
01:00:47.000 I'm going to hurt that lady.
01:00:49.000 I have no empathy.
01:00:52.000 I don't understand repercussions.
01:00:54.000 And then it turns out with these progressive DAs that you're right to think that because there are no repercussions.
01:01:00.000 So the sheriff was obviously very pissed about that.
01:01:03.000 The mom is furious.
01:01:06.000 But he doesn't value our lives.
01:01:07.000 Mom hits out at woke DA, George Gascon, after driver 16, who mowed her down and her baby in a stolen car, was handed just five months in a juvenile camp.
01:01:16.000 And his office said it was an appropriate sentence.
01:01:19.000 This is in Venice, California.
01:01:21.000 Thrown into the air.
01:01:22.000 By the way, I think God may have intervened.
01:01:25.000 She had a skinned shoulder and was fine.
01:01:28.000 How was the baby?
01:01:29.000 Fine.
01:01:30.000 I think what happened was she was sort of kicked up into the air.
01:01:34.000 So she rolled over the top of it.
01:01:36.000 He hit the stroller.
01:01:38.000 It knocked the baby out.
01:01:39.000 The baby was in the air.
01:01:40.000 Stroller's destroyed.
01:01:43.000 Wow.
01:01:44.000 But it was a confluence of physics that saved her and her baby.
01:01:49.000 Of course, she's going to have nightmares for the rest of her life about this.
01:01:52.000 It's every mother's nightmare.
01:01:53.000 The baby was about 15 months old, I think.
01:01:57.000 And I'm bringing this up within the meandering to show you the dangers of these progressive DAs.
01:02:01.000 They can thwart justice.
01:02:04.000 So don't go by the law anymore because the Department of Justice doesn't.
01:02:08.000 How about this hero here?
01:02:10.000 Cars only stop when a driver of a pickup rammed into them.
01:02:12.000 Yeah.
01:02:13.000 Sacrifices car to get this fucking piece of shit.
01:02:16.000 Well, there's a video.
01:02:19.000 I'm sure his insurance will handle that.
01:02:22.000 But, oh my god, this is going to be horrific.
01:02:28.000 Is this not safe for work?
01:02:30.000 NSFW warning, guys.
01:02:32.000 Everyone lives, so.
01:02:34.000 Right, that's true.
01:02:34.000 But it is disturbing, and so for that reason, we will be shut up, Ryan.
01:02:38.000 Let's play the video.
01:02:40.000 I have to do this.
01:02:48.000 Okay.
01:02:49.000 They're not safe for work bumper.
01:02:54.000 Well, you're good at this.
01:02:57.000 Look, she's getting out of the way.
01:02:58.000 She lifts the phone.
01:03:15.000 Just at least beat the living shit out of him and break all his ribs and hospitalize him, please.
01:03:20.000 Like the good old days.
01:03:23.000 They're trying to get in the car.
01:03:24.000 Anyway, these are the DAs.
01:03:26.000 Like the Subaru guy, the Dancing Grannies guy.
01:03:29.000 That was another progressive DA.
01:03:30.000 They're all linked to Chez Bodin, and he is literally the offspring of the Weather Underground.
01:03:40.000 Weather Underground were not just revolutionaries.
01:03:45.000 They didn't just go meandering around the Capitol, though the Black Panthers did do that.
01:03:50.000 They murdered cops and security guards in order to get money that they were then going to give to black radicals.
01:03:56.000 This is all around the early 70s when I was born.
01:04:00.000 They go to jail for it.
01:04:01.000 The baby is given to Bill Ayers, who started Obama's campaign.
01:04:04.000 Bill Ayers raises a little kid named Chessa.
01:04:09.000 Is that his name?
01:04:10.000 Chez Chesa Bodin.
01:04:13.000 And Chessa is now a major player.
01:04:15.000 He's the San Francisco DA, I believe.
01:04:18.000 And he's linked to Gascon, and he's linked to the Subaru, the guy who let the Dancing Grannies dude loose with no bail, even though this guy had already run over someone before.
01:04:28.000 And it's weird because we were always saying abolish prison.
01:04:30.000 Proud Boys would say, stop this prison industry.
01:04:32.000 Yeah, but we didn't mean murderers.
01:04:34.000 We meant like dudes that are there for drugs or dumb gun charges.
01:04:39.000 Or if drugs were legal, you wouldn't have all this gang warfare.
01:04:44.000 So all of those dumb crimes.
01:04:45.000 But someone who drives a car into a baby on purpose, yeah, we didn't mean them.
01:04:53.000 People who throw Molotov cocktails into cop cars while cops are there, yeah, we didn't mean them.
01:04:59.000 That's Bad.
01:05:02.000 It's funny how I often argue 5% of the people in prison are incompatible with society, and the others can be freed and can be worked with.
01:05:12.000 The radical left is like, got it.
01:05:14.000 Okay, I'll handle it.
01:05:15.000 Okay, are you sure?
01:05:16.000 What are you doing over there?
01:05:17.000 Oh, we're getting, we're releasing the 5%.
01:05:20.000 No, no, no.
01:05:20.000 I said that.
01:05:21.000 Oh, fuck.
01:05:22.000 You got the wrong guys.
01:05:24.000 You're letting out the bad guys and keeping the good guys in there.
01:05:30.000 And then this is an old story.
01:05:32.000 21B.
01:05:35.000 What's that now?
01:05:37.000 Next link.
01:05:39.000 That's 21B?
01:05:41.000 Yep.
01:05:42.000 It's just a picture?
01:05:43.000 It's a video.
01:05:51.000 Oh, so this was at the gun meeting.
01:05:53.000 You know, it's funny reading the Twitter comments because they'll focus on the black guy and be like, he's having an identity crisis.
01:05:59.000 Or what the fuck's he doing there?
01:06:01.000 Does he know where he is?
01:06:02.000 Is it possible that your retarded narrative is wrong and you're the one mistaken, not him?
01:06:08.000 Has that ever occurred to you?
01:06:11.000 Anyway, that picture comes from a tweet, that video, and it was a reporter talking about the fascist...
01:06:18.000 Well, you got it sideways there.
01:06:20.000 The Proud Boys, a well-documented fascist street fighting club.
01:06:26.000 You know what fascism is?
01:06:28.000 Fascism is socialism.
01:06:31.000 Hitler was a socialist.
01:06:32.000 What did he do when he took over Germany?
01:06:34.000 He took over Mercedes.
01:06:36.000 He made it his.
01:06:37.000 Very similar to Obama appointing the head of GE, the CEO of GE, to be the energy czar.
01:06:44.000 That's what fascism is.
01:06:46.000 The racism thing doesn't really come up.
01:06:48.000 It's I become the leader and then I make my friends the various czars of various departments, like I was talking about earlier with the Proud Boys.
01:06:57.000 So these fucking liberals, these DNC, are showing a lot more symptoms of fascism than the right.
01:07:09.000 I should do a whole video on that where I'm an Antifa dude talking about how I'm anti-fascist, so I'm anti-AOC.
01:07:17.000 The DNC has become the Socialist Party, and the Socialist Party is fascism.
01:07:29.000 Let's, how are we doing for time here?
01:07:31.000 Do we have time for some...
01:07:33.000 Going about an hour or seven.
01:07:36.000 Oh, good.
01:07:36.000 We got plenty of time.
01:07:37.000 All right, let's do the war on kids.
01:07:38.000 I got a couple there.
01:07:41.000 Hello, fam!
01:07:42.000 I had a sex page upgrade.
01:07:44.000 Who wants to pay for my bag?
01:07:46.000 We are living in an ageism era where children are seen as human garbage.
01:07:51.000 Regulations to indoctrinate American school children with poisonous and divisive left-wing doctrine.
01:08:04.000 You know, when I was young, Louis C.K. talks about this, there was that house on the corner you didn't go near because there was a pedophile there.
01:08:12.000 And he was ostracized, but also kind of accepted.
01:08:17.000 Like looking back now, I think, why didn't all the dads get together and fucking kick in his front door and murder him?
01:08:25.000 But now it seems like pedophiles are everywhere, doesn't it?
01:08:29.000 And as we were talking about yesterday, I have to figure out, we all have to figure out where we are in this gray area of people wanting to help kids that are being bullied and people who are grooming kids so they can fuck them.
01:08:43.000 It seems that there's a lot of the latter.
01:08:46.000 It's funny because you go, well, at least this guy will go to jail and he'll get beaten to death by criminals.
01:08:51.000 So we're at a point now where we're like, hey, criminals, can you help us with justice?
01:08:58.000 Go to 2-2.
01:09:01.000 Teacher at Hyde Addison Elementary School arrested in Predator D.C. child sexting operation.
01:09:06.000 Thomas Berner, a teacher of more than 10 years, was busted naked, bringing narcotics for his tryst with the decoy posing as an underaged teen.
01:09:15.000 A long string of victims are suspected.
01:09:18.000 Are these boys or girls?
01:09:20.000 Go down a bit.
01:09:22.000 Thomas Berner, blah, blah, blah, substitute teacher, spusted by Jacob Walls, Predator, D.C., attempting to have sex with a decoy.
01:09:30.000 Byner was completely naked as Wall and Berkman enter the room to interrogate him.
01:09:34.000 My God.
01:09:39.000 The decoy, to whom he believed to be a minor.
01:09:41.000 Can we get the gender of the decoy, please?
01:09:43.000 Just keep going down.
01:09:47.000 Before being arrested, Byner's seated along.
01:09:50.000 The bus came.
01:09:51.000 Don't you think it's relevant whether he's gay or not?
01:09:54.000 Keep going down.
01:09:57.000 Berner's girlfriend discovers messages with the decoy posing as underage teen and told the decoy that Berner had molested many underage people in the past.
01:10:06.000 In subsequent messages, Berner's girlfriend expressed a desire to participate in sex acts with the minor.
01:10:11.000 What the fuck, though?
01:10:12.000 She did not ultimately arrive with Berner.
01:10:14.000 So it sounds like it's a girl.
01:10:17.000 Berner stated that he had sexual interests with both boys and girls.
01:10:21.000 Jesus, H. Christ.
01:10:23.000 These fucking disgusting human beings.
01:10:26.000 Before working as an elementary school teacher, he worked the same job in Korea.
01:10:32.000 Maybe that's why that British dude loved Korea so much.
01:10:37.000 Anyway, that's exciting.
01:10:39.000 And then this is totally random, but check out the adjective here in this tweet.
01:10:45.000 So this guy's wearing a shirt that says not gay is in happy, queer is in fuck the police.
01:10:51.000 Shout out to the adorable group of apple-cheeked middle schoolers in the stuffy aisle at Walgreens who squeed and said, I love your shirt when I walked by.
01:11:01.000 My shirt.
01:11:02.000 Now, A, I don't like that little kids like to see fuck the police.
01:11:08.000 It shows that their teachers are brainwashing them into being radical leftist BLM lunatic Antifa kids, which isn't good.
01:11:16.000 But the real thing that sticks out here is apple-cheeked.
01:11:23.000 Why would you describe a kid in such a graphic and, I don't know.
01:11:32.000 Sexual way?
01:11:34.000 Like, imagine I was talking about a kid.
01:11:35.000 I go, yeah, yeah, Don brought his son.
01:11:37.000 Oh, he's got a like, he's got a five-year-old little apple-cheeked kid.
01:11:42.000 Like, why don't you say mile-high cheekbones and be-stung lips while you're at it?
01:11:46.000 Apple-cheeked.
01:11:48.000 Does that disturb you as much as it disturbs me?
01:11:50.000 Click on that guy's profile.
01:11:53.000 I hate that it's a fucking care bear.
01:11:57.000 SIG Security Pro Chair, Container Escape Artist, Goose in the Mainframe, They Them, Stay Punk.
01:12:04.000 What is a...
01:12:04.000 Wait a minute.
01:12:05.000 What is a Kubernetes SIG security?
01:12:10.000 Google that.
01:12:14.000 Wait, wait, go down a bit.
01:12:16.000 Ian Coldwater.
01:12:17.000 My name is Ian.
01:12:18.000 I'm the first person planned to escape a container on a mainframe.
01:12:21.000 I don't know what that means.
01:12:21.000 That must be a video game thing.
01:12:30.000 I want to see what this guy looks like.
01:12:32.000 I've got a very bad vibe about him.
01:12:35.000 Well, that's a boring tangent.
01:12:38.000 All right, that's all I got for kids.
01:12:40.000 Let's jump over to feminism.
01:12:41.000 I got a lot more.
01:12:58.000 That's toxic masculinity if you don't realize how your behavior is hurtful.
01:13:05.000 Okay.
01:13:07.000 This really jumped out at me.
01:13:10.000 What is with these rape victims returning?
01:13:13.000 The biggest issue, so this is a long thread about Epstein, but this one part jumped out at me.
01:13:19.000 The biggest issue is the victims we never spoke with.
01:13:21.000 So this is a guy, Adam Davidson, who's done extensive research on Epstein, and he's only released a third of it because some of the victims have begged him not to say their names.
01:13:32.000 And for their privacy, he's agreed.
01:13:36.000 But then he says, the biggest issue is the victims we never spoke with.
01:13:39.000 Epstein reportedly raped, that's a big word, up to three girls a day for years.
01:13:44.000 Most came once or just a few times.
01:13:47.000 Now, that's a bad use of the word, come.
01:13:49.000 Their names are not known by anyone.
01:13:50.000 That's thousands of victims who are invisible.
01:13:52.000 But go up, go up, don't leave that.
01:13:55.000 Most came just a few times.
01:13:59.000 Did a girl get raped by Jeffrey Epstein and then get conned into coming back?
01:14:05.000 Like, what is going on with these women?
01:14:07.000 Well, underage rape is statutory rape, no matter if it's consenting or not.
01:14:11.000 So it is still raped, but if they came back on their own volition.
01:14:17.000 Oh, that makes a lot of sense.
01:14:20.000 He's just using the word raped weird.
01:14:22.000 He should have said Epstein reportedly raped, and then in brackets, almost always statutorily.
01:14:28.000 Right.
01:14:30.000 Okay, so now we're straying from feminism a tiny bit, but check out this dude.
01:14:36.000 He helped Clinton arrange trips to Jeffrey Epstein's Rape Island.
01:14:43.000 He let Epstein into the White House seven times and flew on the Lowly Express.
01:14:48.000 He's dead at 59.
01:14:51.000 What's that?
01:14:51.000 Say that again?
01:14:53.000 And he was found hanging with a shotgun wound?
01:14:56.000 What?
01:14:58.000 He was Spilkman's special advisor.
01:15:02.000 He died at the age of 59.
01:15:04.000 They haven't said the cause of death.
01:15:05.000 Don't worry, that's coming up.
01:15:06.000 And scroll down.
01:15:09.000 No.
01:15:09.000 I hate when they do that.
01:15:10.000 There's the guy.
01:15:12.000 He's deed.
01:15:14.000 Now go to the next link.
01:15:16.000 2.6.
01:15:17.000 The family is deathly scared of this getting out because of conspiracy theories.
01:15:23.000 If someone I love was killed, I'd want as much conspiracy theories floating around as possible.
01:15:29.000 The more theories, the closer we get to the truth.
01:15:31.000 Family of Bill Clinton, advisor who admitted Jeffrey Epstein to the White House seven times, has blocked release of files detailing the death scene after he was found hanging from a tree with a shotgun blast at a ranch 30 miles from his home.
01:15:42.000 Guess who owns the ranch?
01:15:44.000 I got all this from a baby monster, by the way.
01:15:48.000 Go to 2.7.
01:15:52.000 Heifer.
01:15:53.000 Heifer owns the ranch.
01:15:54.000 Heifer is a nonprofit that is inexorably linked to the Clintons and the Clinton Foundation.
01:16:03.000 He's very close with Heifer.
01:16:05.000 And this guy goes to their ranch and that's where he's killed.
01:16:08.000 So go back to the previous one.
01:16:10.000 The family wants it hidden?
01:16:11.000 I think they want it hidden because they're scared they're going to get killed too.
01:16:15.000 Someone has made it very clear to this family that they better shut the fuck up.
01:16:18.000 And if anyone goes down for this, they're going to go down with him.
01:16:23.000 And so they got a petition signed.
01:16:29.000 And there they are hanging out.
01:16:35.000 So fucking weird.
01:16:36.000 Go back to the top, though.
01:16:38.000 To those little mini subheads.
01:16:42.000 Daily Mail can now reveal Minister's father Larry and his widow are fighting to keep photos and other illustrative content of his death sealed.
01:16:50.000 The two filed for an injunction, arguing that blocking the release of the footage would halt a proliferation of unsubstantiated conspiracy theories.
01:16:59.000 What's the matter with unsubstantiated conspiracy theories?
01:17:03.000 Aren't all theories unsubstantiated?
01:17:06.000 The lawsuit claims the family has been harassed by outlandish, hurtful, unsupportive, and offensive online articles.
01:17:13.000 I guess we're doing one right now.
01:17:14.000 Perry County Sheriff Scott Montgomery said Middleton was discovered hanging from a tree with a shotgun blast to his chest.
01:17:21.000 Pardon me?
01:17:22.000 That's one of the most uncanny things I've ever heard as far as people found dead.
01:17:28.000 So you hang yourself, and then as you're hanging there, you blow a hole through your chest with a shotgun?
01:17:36.000 I don't even know if he was hanged from the neck, because that would be hanged from a tree with a shotgun blast.
01:17:41.000 No, they always get that wrong.
01:17:43.000 Hanging from a tree.
01:17:44.000 What if he was just hanging without his neck?
01:17:46.000 Or what if he shot himself in the...
01:17:47.000 But you shoot yourself in the head with a handgun.
01:17:49.000 You don't set up a shotgun into your chest.
01:17:52.000 No, that doesn't seem possible.
01:17:53.000 And it sounds like the assassins that they're getting these days are like some MS-13 fucking scumbags who aren't very subtle.
01:18:00.000 They get creative.
01:18:01.000 They're probably used to dealing with the cartels.
01:18:02.000 We took care of it.
01:18:04.000 What did you do?
01:18:04.000 Too many sleeping pills?
01:18:06.000 Did you have him drown like the Clinton's chef?
01:18:08.000 That's always a good one.
01:18:09.000 No, no, no.
01:18:10.000 We sent a message to everyone in his family to shut your fucking face.
01:18:15.000 Wait a minute.
01:18:16.000 Jose, what are you talking about?
01:18:18.000 Oh, we hang him by his neck, right?
01:18:20.000 And then we take turns shooting him in his chest.
01:18:23.000 Fuck.
01:18:24.000 You're fucking kidding me.
01:18:25.000 Please be kidding me.
01:18:26.000 Please be kidding me.
01:18:26.000 You're kidding me, right?
01:18:28.000 No.
01:18:29.000 That's how we do it.
01:18:30.000 What we used to do is take all the heads and we put it at an overpass.
01:18:35.000 And then the next overpass, we have the bodies hanging upside down with no head and the blood drip down on the cars.
01:18:42.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:18:42.000 This isn't...
01:18:43.000 Oh, fuck.
01:18:45.000 Oh, well, don't worry about it.
01:18:46.000 We'll get away with it.
01:18:46.000 We'll get away with everything.
01:18:48.000 We'll keep focusing on trespassers.
01:18:54.000 There's nothing here I can dig into that is even suggestive of any sort of foul play.
01:18:58.000 It certainly is possible, and I cannot rule it out.
01:19:00.000 I'm not ruling it out.
01:19:01.000 As far as third-party involvement, someone did this to her, he said.
01:19:05.000 There's something that's been looked into.
01:19:06.000 Haynes, the mother of the two, frequently paddled along.
01:19:08.000 Wait, someone doing this to her?
01:19:10.000 What are you talking about?
01:19:11.000 This stems from the.
01:19:14.000 Oh, I see.
01:19:17.000 Wait, you're bringing up a whole other murder?
01:19:19.000 Okay, hanging from a tree with an electrical cord of the same style wrapped around his neck and a close-range shotgun blast through the chest.
01:19:25.000 Ashley Haynes was found drowned in the Arkansas River.
01:19:28.000 Oh, Arkansas River.
01:19:30.000 Dude, you're doing research live on the show.
01:19:32.000 It's just two sentences.
01:19:34.000 Another chick tied into Clinton was found with an extension cord.
01:19:39.000 This is also an extension cord killing.
01:19:43.000 An electrical cord of the same style.
01:19:45.000 Wow, that's a doozy.
01:19:47.000 This is the same type of article that I bet they didn't want.
01:19:51.000 The family.
01:19:51.000 Is that an unsubstantiated conspiracy theory?
01:19:56.000 Jesus, Jose, you gotta get at least different electrical cords.
01:20:00.000 Well, we had them.
01:20:01.000 Hey, Clintons, if you're watching, time to get a new murderer.
01:20:05.000 This guy's sloppy as shit.
01:20:11.000 This has been sent to me a million times.
01:20:12.000 We got to cover it.
01:20:13.000 Two men kissing because they won a race.
01:20:16.000 And then the forgotten third, who's actually the winner, standing there holding her baby.
01:20:23.000 2-8.
01:20:26.000 Okay.
01:20:28.000 Two men kiss as they celebrate stealing first and second place.
01:20:32.000 First and third place.
01:20:34.000 Secondered place in a woman's race.
01:20:36.000 Woman takes care of her child as she stands on the third place she's been relegated to due to male cheats.
01:20:42.000 The pic tells a story of gender ideology perfectly.
01:20:45.000 Men first, women and children last.
01:20:49.000 Look at that.
01:20:51.000 Wait, what kind of competition was it?
01:20:58.000 That's a bicycle race, but they're holding a skateboard?
01:21:02.000 You're just advertising your skateboards?
01:21:08.000 I think, I get the feeling gays are grossed out by these freaks.
01:21:12.000 Don't you think?
01:21:16.000 Oh my God.
01:21:17.000 What a shit show.
01:21:19.000 But I like the baby monster earlier who just said, Gavin, stop getting involved.
01:21:24.000 Let them destroy themselves.
01:21:26.000 As Henry Kissinger said, can't they both lose?
01:21:31.000 And then lastly, I saw this.
01:21:33.000 This is such a perfect vice story.
01:21:36.000 That's such a perfect youth story, girl magazine.
01:21:39.000 Not only can girls skate and rock, but they also give a tip of the hat to their native culture.
01:21:47.000 So this chick has got her cool vans on and her ghetto blaster, but she's also got her, wait, what is this, Peru?
01:21:54.000 I can't see the text.
01:21:55.000 Bolivia.
01:21:56.000 So she's got her Aboriginal Bolivian gear on, and these girls go out skating dressed like, you know, the commoners.
01:22:04.000 Keep going.
01:22:05.000 Oh, there she is all in.
01:22:07.000 We're going to assume she landed that.
01:22:09.000 Right?
01:22:09.000 There they are at the skate park, totally shredding.
01:22:13.000 Good thing these are just photos.
01:22:14.000 So it's girls can skate, girls can be modern, girls can do whatever boys can do.
01:22:19.000 And, oh, there's some sort of a jump.
01:22:22.000 We'll have to guess that she landed.
01:22:24.000 But they're also giving a shout out to their heritage.
01:22:27.000 Perfect.
01:22:28.000 Now here's the problem.
01:22:30.000 And you know this happens when they go there to film.
01:22:32.000 They're like, hey, boss.
01:22:34.000 Yeah, yeah, what's going on?
01:22:35.000 They can't skate for shit.
01:22:38.000 Well, here.
01:22:39.000 Just film them for 100 hours and try to get the two times they managed to land a thing.
01:22:46.000 And I hadn't seen any video, but I watched this and I went, this story's too perfect.
01:22:51.000 I guarantee they suck.
01:22:53.000 And so I looked it up and they do.
01:23:00.000 Cool, we are Bolivian.
01:23:02.000 Yay.
01:23:02.000 Oh, good speed.
01:23:04.000 Whoa, and back down you go.
01:23:07.000 And up.
01:23:09.000 Oh, shit.
01:23:12.000 And that's the footage that with the hundred hours that they got.
01:23:15.000 They finally showed some stuff.
01:23:17.000 They're all terrible.
01:23:19.000 They skate like my mom.
01:23:22.000 Oh, we don't show.
01:23:23.000 Yeah, they often pull the camera away before you have to land it.
01:23:27.000 We just love to skate.
01:23:30.000 Like it looks good.
01:23:31.000 It sounds good, but it's not true.
01:23:34.000 Is that modern media in a nutshell?
01:23:36.000 And I guarantee you, these cholitas are going to get flown around the fucking world.
01:23:40.000 Oh, look, I can stand on it.
01:23:42.000 Oh, I got to slow down there.
01:23:43.000 It's getting scary.
01:23:45.000 Look how bad they are.
01:23:48.000 He symbolizes what is strength.
01:23:51.000 I am Maria Belen Fallardo.
01:23:54.000 Oh, shit.
01:23:54.000 Oh, oh, I got to slow down.
01:23:58.000 I love the media.
01:24:02.000 Okay, last thing before the mailbag, let's check in on COVID.
01:24:07.000 COVID, dude.
01:24:14.000 Is that it?
01:24:20.000 Kind of a minimalist.
01:24:21.000 I like it.
01:24:22.000 Short and sweet.
01:24:22.000 Now, this is a weird tweet I saw, this dangerous comedian, who claims that all these women that, pregnant women, that volunteered to have COVID tested on them, which I mean, why risk it?
01:24:37.000 Say Pfizer was telling the truth, and the odds of your baby being hurt by this were one in a million.
01:24:44.000 I'm not risking that.
01:24:46.000 How are anti-vaxxers still messed around?
01:24:48.000 Oh, see, go up a bit.
01:24:51.000 Of the 36 pregnant women in the Pfizer trial, 28 lost their babies.
01:24:56.000 The NHS told pregnant women to get vaccinated.
01:24:58.000 Now, Twitter is not a news source, so I included the person saying it's not true.
01:25:02.000 But I went back and forth all over the World Wide Web, and half the people were saying this is true, and the other half were saying it's false.
01:25:12.000 So you guys figure it out.
01:25:13.000 But something fishy is going on with these vaccines, and journalists are not doing their job.
01:25:19.000 I mean, the articles that I read that were saying it was false seem to be sponsored by big pharma.
01:25:25.000 Like, I saw another person the other day saying, why isn't anyone investigating all these dead athletes?
01:25:31.000 Are these athletes collapsing on this, especially in Europe on soccer pitches, during games?
01:25:38.000 Tommy Robinson talks about it all the time.
01:25:40.000 Dropping like flies.
01:25:41.000 Why?
01:25:46.000 Let's go over to Canada where COVID is at its most insane.
01:25:49.000 My brother wanted to come down, and I'm like, dude, if they don't like your vaccination, if it's not acceptably, if it's not exactly the way they want it to be in their database, if there's any kind of mistake, you stay on your way, first of all,
01:26:05.000 you can't get in.
01:26:05.000 You can't leave the country without perfect vaccination status.
01:26:08.000 But on your way back, if they don't like what you present them, you're looking at 14 days in a hotel, their hotel.
01:26:16.000 It could be $700 a night.
01:26:18.000 That's a lot of money.
01:26:21.000 And so Canada, don't go to it.
01:26:24.000 Don't come from it.
01:26:25.000 I think this old bullshit will be over in a month.
01:26:27.000 Canadians are getting too mad.
01:26:28.000 But Trudeau was insulted by the Freedom Convoy, and now he just wants revenge.
01:26:33.000 So he's randomly making up all this shit, like everyone needs a mask, and you can't leave the country unless you're vaccinated.
01:26:39.000 That's China.
01:26:40.000 This dude is more than just Fidel Castro's son genetically.
01:26:44.000 He's Fidel Castro's son in spirit, too.
01:26:47.000 He subsumed the man's mentality.
01:26:50.000 Fidel Castro's reborn inside his son.
01:26:53.000 Listen to this guy's fucking story.
01:26:55.000 See, there is a 400-person Hey guys, wait here.
01:27:03.000 I don't even really know what to explain.
01:27:04.000 So for people telling me to drive, I can't drive.
01:27:09.000 They have my bags, they won't give them back.
01:27:11.000 So I had Edmonton to Toronto.
01:27:13.000 Yesterday I landed around 3.
01:27:15.000 I then had Toronto to Boston at 8.30.
01:27:18.000 Customs was about 3 hours.
01:27:19.000 Got through.
01:27:20.000 Flight canceled from Toronto to Boston.
01:27:23.000 All right.
01:27:24.000 At this point, now I go and I see there is a 400-person line with two Air Canada workers.
01:27:31.000 There's a million canceled flights.
01:27:33.000 Everyone's just panicking.
01:27:34.000 Stop.
01:27:35.000 So I wait in that line about 60.
01:27:36.000 Stop.
01:27:37.000 So this is why you shouldn't check your bags if you can avoid it.
01:27:42.000 Because you know what I would do?
01:27:44.000 Take your bags.
01:27:46.000 He can't do this.
01:27:47.000 They've got his bags.
01:27:48.000 But say you could pack light enough to have your own ship.
01:27:51.000 And by the way, I like a floppy bag.
01:27:55.000 Because I've had a Filson duffel bag this big, and they let me carry it on the plane because I can scrunch it up and fit it into anything.
01:28:02.000 Your clothes get wrinkled?
01:28:03.000 That's the price you pay.
01:28:06.000 All these stiff things, if it doesn't fit in, it's not going in.
01:28:09.000 Why do you guys have such stiff bags?
01:28:11.000 Oh, because we can roll them.
01:28:12.000 What are you carrying?
01:28:13.000 Bricks?
01:28:14.000 Why can anyone carry five days of clothes?
01:28:18.000 Four days of clothes.
01:28:19.000 Anyway, what I would do is just take the hit and buy a new ticket as a fresh person.
01:28:25.000 One way.
01:28:27.000 Like, why wait in line for six hours?
01:28:30.000 Is your time at minimum wage, that's 70 bucks?
01:28:32.000 Okay, how much is the ticket?
01:28:33.000 $150 these days?
01:28:35.000 Take the $75 hit.
01:28:37.000 Anyway, go ahead.
01:28:39.000 Six hours.
01:28:40.000 At near the end of the line.
01:28:43.000 Hello, you know how much my feet hurt?
01:28:45.000 Be it near the end of the line.
01:28:48.000 They closed it.
01:28:49.000 They just said, oh, you have to go somewhere else.
01:28:50.000 We had to re-enter Canada.
01:28:52.000 We had to go through Canadian customs.
01:28:55.000 So by the time I finally see someone from Air Canada, it's 1 a.m.
01:28:59.000 I said, can I just get my bags?
01:29:00.000 I've had a ride to Buffalo all set up, and I had a JetBlue flight from Buffalo.
01:29:04.000 I just need to get out of this country, out of this airport.
01:29:07.000 This is the worst airport on earth.
01:29:10.000 I'm telling you, there's no other airport like this.
01:29:14.000 So they say, no, no, no, you can't have your bags.
01:29:17.000 Your bags are already like in the middle of no man's land.
01:29:19.000 You can't have your bags.
01:29:20.000 So we have an 8.50 flight for you from Toronto, Boston for this morning.
01:29:26.000 This is at 1 a.m.
01:29:27.000 Okay, be here at 5 a.m., they said.
01:29:30.000 I would just not leave the airport.
01:29:32.000 I want to be 5 minutes.
01:29:32.000 It's 1 a.m.?
01:29:33.000 You have to be there at 5 a.m.
01:29:35.000 Set your alarm and sit on a chair.
01:29:38.000 So I want to be three hours and 55 minutes.
01:29:41.000 Did I ever tell you about the time, Brian?
01:29:44.000 I like to get wasted for flights.
01:29:46.000 Like barely alive.
01:29:49.000 Because it's a time machine.
01:29:51.000 Like David Tell says.
01:29:52.000 You sit in your chair and then a stewardess taps you on the shoulder and goes, sir, we're in Los Angeles.
01:29:56.000 What?
01:29:58.000 And you're not drunk anymore.
01:30:00.000 You go sit and coach.
01:30:01.000 That was Amy Schumer's joke, I believe.
01:30:04.000 Yeah.
01:30:07.000 So one time I did it and they say, oh, sir, the flight is delayed.
01:30:12.000 I have everything timed perfectly so that I faint right when I sit in my chair.
01:30:16.000 Delay the flight, I'm fainting in the waiting room at the gate.
01:30:20.000 Yeah.
01:30:21.000 So I go, oh, this is not the way I planned it.
01:30:25.000 Everything is, I'm like a fucking, what do you call this anesthesiologist?
01:30:31.000 And this guy just had his injection.
01:30:34.000 So counting down, 10, 9, 8, 7.
01:30:43.000 Dude, I'm in LA airport.
01:30:46.000 It's 2 in the morning.
01:30:48.000 Everyone's gone.
01:30:49.000 The black guy is there with his buffing machine.
01:30:54.000 Oh, my God.
01:30:55.000 And you know how you can brainwash yourself if you can't handle the truth?
01:30:59.000 It's like, it's fine.
01:31:00.000 It's fine.
01:31:02.000 I'll just go to the gate.
01:31:02.000 I'll go to the gate and I'll just get the next flight.
01:31:10.000 There'll be another flight soon.
01:31:11.000 It'll be, you know, the 4 a.m. flights.
01:31:13.000 There's lots of late night flights.
01:31:14.000 There's 3 a.m., 2 a.m.
01:31:16.000 No, there's not, dude.
01:31:17.000 Oh, my.
01:31:18.000 Next one might be at 9 a.m.
01:31:20.000 I fucking have to take a taxi back into LA.
01:31:24.000 That sounds like hell.
01:31:25.000 It sucked.
01:31:26.000 You ever fall asleep and it's a similar feeling, but multiplied where you wake up in class and everybody's gone and they didn't wake you up and the teacher is in on it too?
01:31:37.000 I've done that a lot.
01:31:38.000 Yeah, I've been napping in class and I wake up and then the teacher's like, you can go whenever you want.
01:31:43.000 Yeah, no, my parents loved me, so I would go to bed at a normal time and I wasn't sleeping in class all day.
01:31:49.000 So they made you sleep like a little bitch?
01:31:54.000 Yeah.
01:31:55.000 If you have parameters at your home when you're a kid, you're a bitch.
01:31:58.000 Yeah.
01:32:00.000 I had things I had to do, like eat Pop-Tarts and watch South Park.
01:32:03.000 Yeah.
01:32:04.000 Okay, let's finish this poor bastard's shitty day.
01:32:07.000 Here, this woman says, oh, we booked you actually on a flight from here to Montreal and then Montreal to Boston, but that leaves in 50 minutes and you can't make it.
01:32:17.000 They never sent me an email.
01:32:19.000 They just...
01:32:21.000 I started laughing.
01:32:22.000 I mean, what do you even do?
01:32:24.000 It was either that or like cry.
01:32:28.000 So now I'm on it.
01:32:30.000 So now I'm on 10 a.m., but there's nobody really around the gate.
01:32:38.000 Yeah, I'm just...
01:32:39.000 I'm so in shock at this place.
01:32:41.000 It is the biggest disgrace.
01:32:43.000 It's not Toronto, dude.
01:32:44.000 It's Canada.
01:32:46.000 Known to men.
01:32:48.000 All right.
01:32:48.000 It's not the biggest disgrace known to man, but.
01:32:51.000 And then speaking of Canada, this is a woman who works in HR over there, and she wants you to know that she's really pissed about the freedom fighters, the convoy, and she's declared revenge.
01:33:04.000 And look at her fucking eyes, dude.
01:33:09.000 Oh.
01:33:10.000 Since you've seen Charters and Rights and Freedom, that would tell you that.
01:33:13.000 But forget that.
01:33:14.000 Isn't it amazing how many deranged Karens we have running our entire country and major corporations that define people's lives?
01:33:22.000 Like, I might not be sitting here today if I got a Fox contributorship and everything was fine.
01:33:28.000 I was best friends with Suzanne Scott.
01:33:29.000 We'd sit there and talk about my new dog for hours.
01:33:32.000 Sometimes Suzanne Scott would agree to a meeting with me with no reason.
01:33:39.000 And I would say like, hey, I want to talk to you about the contributorship or not.
01:33:43.000 You could just hang out with a rich guy.
01:33:46.000 And I would just sit in her office and she'd talk about doggy potty training and stuff like that.
01:33:51.000 She's fun.
01:33:52.000 Now she's the head of Fox.
01:33:53.000 Back then she was just the VP.
01:33:55.000 And Bill Shine was the head.
01:33:58.000 And he peeked his head in and went, hey man, maybe take it down a notch on the sexual stuff.
01:34:02.000 You know, Roger Ailes is a Midwestern guy from Ohio.
01:34:05.000 He doesn't allow him to hear about blowjobs.
01:34:07.000 I was like, got it.
01:34:07.000 Won't say it again.
01:34:08.000 Bye.
01:34:10.000 And I did say it again.
01:34:12.000 But she sets up, okay, just go through the paperwork with HR and you'll be a regular and we'll call on you once a day, once every two days.
01:34:19.000 And I was like, good, this is a nice, easy fucking, easiest gig in the world.
01:34:23.000 You have to do hair and makeup and shit unless you refuse.
01:34:26.000 But you talk for like 10 minutes three times a week and they give you a base of like 60K.
01:34:34.000 And you can sell your own book and do all kinds of stuff.
01:34:36.000 It's a sweet gig.
01:34:37.000 And it took me a long time to get to that point.
01:34:39.000 And then I'm in the meeting with the HR woman and we're talking about Kennedy, who's a good friend.
01:34:46.000 And I go, yeah, she's a great.
01:34:48.000 And the woman goes, she's so talented.
01:34:50.000 And I go, it's amazing.
01:34:52.000 The way she reads her cue cards, they don't seem, you know, stilted at all.
01:34:56.000 It sounds like she's just making it up as she goes.
01:34:58.000 And she's never stutters.
01:35:00.000 I mean, it's almost like a magical gift, like Coltrain or Jimi Hendrix or something.
01:35:06.000 She just has the gift.
01:35:06.000 That's why she was doing it at MTV days.
01:35:08.000 And the funny thing about, and then I start blabbing, which is dumb.
01:35:12.000 Don't sell after you've already sold.
01:35:15.000 And I say, and she's such a great mom, too, with her kids and gymnastics.
01:35:19.000 And, oh my God.
01:35:21.000 You know, it's almost like her talent is a curse because she'd probably be happier at home.
01:35:26.000 Womp, womp, womp.
01:35:29.000 Kids would rather have her.
01:35:30.000 Her husband makes money.
01:35:31.000 He's okay.
01:35:32.000 But, you know, it's this massive check.
01:35:34.000 I think she was making $350K a year back then.
01:35:37.000 It's this massive check or not.
01:35:40.000 I mean, you can't say no to it, right?
01:35:42.000 So she has to take this job.
01:35:44.000 It's almost like Nina Simone.
01:35:47.000 Now I'm off at a tangent within my tangent.
01:35:48.000 I didn't say this part to her, but Nina Simone hated performing.
01:35:52.000 She wanted to be with her daughter.
01:35:53.000 She was depressed all the time, but she was making millions upon millions selling out massive stadiums.
01:35:59.000 So her husband said, you have to tour.
01:36:00.000 I mean, the money's sitting there on the floor.
01:36:02.000 We've got to pick it up.
01:36:04.000 She became very depressed.
01:36:05.000 Anyway, I could see in the woman's face after I said Kennedy would be much happier at home.
01:36:10.000 I could see her go.
01:36:14.000 And I know that the second I walked outside, it was just fucking.
01:36:22.000 I'm going to sell these at the show on June 25th in Orlando.
01:36:28.000 I guess this will be more valuable now.
01:36:32.000 So that fucked, like, that changed my whole trajectory.
01:36:35.000 I'm not at Fox.
01:36:36.000 And then I ended up becoming more, I wouldn't say more radical, but I could be ruder on the screen.
01:36:43.000 And then I ended up, where did I end up?
01:36:45.000 I guess I ended up at Rebel.
01:36:48.000 Yeah.
01:36:49.000 And then eventually, you know what's fucking funny?
01:36:51.000 Here's a secret.
01:36:52.000 I lied.
01:36:53.000 I told Suzanne that Glenn Beck offered me a job at the Blaze.
01:36:57.000 So you better hurry up and get me this contributorship.
01:36:59.000 It was a total bluff.
01:37:01.000 And you know what she did?
01:37:03.000 She goes, shit, that's great.
01:37:05.000 You should take it.
01:37:06.000 Oh, no.
01:37:09.000 Okay, but he also said that you have to eat shit.
01:37:15.000 So she called my bluff.
01:37:17.000 And then a few months after that, it became true.
01:37:20.000 And I did get a job at Blaze, only it was CRTV.
01:37:23.000 I got the times wrong.
01:37:25.000 It wasn't really a lie.
01:37:26.000 Anyway, sorry, long tangent to explain that we've Put so much power in women's hands, and sorry, HR ladies, women are much better suited to life at home.
01:37:38.000 Some rights and freedom would tell you that.
01:37:40.000 But since you seem to forget that, and you're all loud and proud with your big thoughts and your big ideas, and you want to whatever fucking set up hot tubs in Ottawa, I'm a recruiter.
01:37:52.000 It's a small, small, small industry, smaller than you'd think.
01:37:56.000 Same with HR.
01:37:58.000 So, if you're looking for a job, or maybe trying to keep a job, maybe, just maybe think about what you're putting on social media.
01:38:11.000 Again, freedom fighters.
01:38:13.000 I know you're not really big with stats and, you know, facts aren't your thing, you know, but what I can tell you, what is a fact, is that recruiters talk.
01:38:24.000 And recruiters, like the majority of Canada, don't agree with you.
01:38:29.000 Do you know what that means?
01:38:31.000 Do you have any guesses?
01:38:32.000 Any guesses what that means?
01:38:33.000 What that means is that if you need a job, you might not get one.
01:38:37.000 If you want to keep a job, you might not get to do that.
01:38:41.000 And you know what LCR is good at?
01:38:44.000 I'm scared.
01:38:45.000 Documentation.
01:38:48.000 You know what that means?
01:38:49.000 You want to be an asshole.
01:38:51.000 We document it.
01:38:52.000 We give you a couple tries.
01:38:54.000 Then what do we do?
01:38:54.000 We terminate you.
01:38:56.000 With cause.
01:38:57.000 If we're so lucky.
01:38:58.000 If not, we give you the minimum allowed by law.
01:39:03.000 Either way, best of luck to you.
01:39:06.000 Recruiters are watching.
01:39:07.000 HR is watching everywhere.
01:39:09.000 And we hate you.
01:39:10.000 We hate you so much.
01:39:13.000 And you think we can't do anything, but we can.
01:39:16.000 We have the power.
01:39:19.000 Always.
01:39:20.000 Remember that.
01:39:21.000 Doesn't matter if there's a fight.
01:39:22.000 I know you have the power because you're putting it.
01:39:24.000 Isn't it ironic she's putting this on TikTok and saying, watch what you say on social media?
01:39:28.000 Women just like me.
01:39:32.000 I'm so, so glad I got that off my chest.
01:39:35.000 It's been eating me up inside.
01:39:36.000 And honestly, my heart goes out to you guys.
01:39:40.000 I mean, you have families to feed, right?
01:39:42.000 You brought your kids to this big event.
01:39:45.000 You're freedom fighters.
01:39:46.000 You're standing up.
01:39:48.000 Oh, they will be so, so proud.
01:39:50.000 So, so, so proud of you.
01:39:53.000 Fuck yourself.
01:39:54.000 Fuck, fuck, fuck yourself.
01:39:56.000 Wow.
01:39:57.000 Fuck you, fuck, fuck, fuck you?
01:39:59.000 I'm not familiar with that particular insult.
01:40:04.000 Wow.
01:40:05.000 Catch any of you fuckers alone.
01:40:07.000 I'm going to fucking kill you.
01:40:08.000 You know, the most disturbing part of that whole rant was big ideas.
01:40:14.000 She's telling us we can't have ideas.
01:40:18.000 Not big ones.
01:40:20.000 Isn't that amazing?
01:40:22.000 That's thought policing.
01:40:23.000 And she said, we will document it and we will terminate you.
01:40:27.000 That's Stalin.
01:40:28.000 That's Hitler.
01:40:29.000 That's fascism.
01:40:30.000 Gavin, it's with cause.
01:40:34.000 Wow.
01:40:34.000 It's not without cause.
01:40:35.000 All right, let's get to the mailbag.
01:40:37.000 Okay.
01:40:38.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.
01:40:43.000 Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.
01:40:48.000 Let me touch it.
01:40:51.000 We haven't had any celebrity guests in a long time.
01:40:56.000 Yeah.
01:40:57.000 What's that about?
01:40:58.000 I don't know.
01:40:59.000 Are you overwhelmed?
01:41:00.000 What do you mean?
01:41:02.000 Oh.
01:41:04.000 Yes, there should be celebrity guests.
01:41:09.000 By the way, do you know how to make your celebrity guests appear on the stage in Orlando?
01:41:12.000 Because I know a guy who can do it.
01:41:15.000 You know a guy who can do the tech?
01:41:18.000 Yes.
01:41:19.000 Okay, well, I think so.
01:41:20.000 As long as I can display my monitor from my laptop on something, then it should work.
01:41:28.000 Okay.
01:41:32.000 Oh, this is weird.
01:41:34.000 This is a really old one.
01:41:36.000 May 22nd.
01:41:38.000 Oh, let's not risk it.
01:41:40.000 Sometimes I have a word in the search bar, and I get confused because I see all these old fucking things.
01:41:49.000 Do not throw your Apple Air tags out.
01:41:51.000 You can change the battery.
01:41:52.000 Thank you, sir.
01:42:01.000 Gavin, you complain about your family being glued to screens all day and every day and doing so instead of spending time together, but aren't you the warden of your family?
01:42:07.000 Yes.
01:42:08.000 Yes, I am.
01:42:10.000 And I practice more no-screen rules than any other parent in the community to the point where the kids are almost freaks.
01:42:18.000 The no-screen day thing they don't understand.
01:42:20.000 The other day, my eldest boy goes, why are we punished every week?
01:42:25.000 Or I had another friend of my little boy come down, and I overheard him say it was the worst play date ever because I didn't allow them on their phones.
01:42:34.000 Damn.
01:42:36.000 So yeah.
01:42:37.000 But when you live in a society where it's 100% of stuff, you can only push that so much.
01:42:42.000 I could do zero phones.
01:42:46.000 And we are doing a version of that soon, but that's none of your business.
01:42:50.000 Hey, Gavin and Ricebum, whatever happened to Gary from Gary's mailbag?
01:42:54.000 I always emailed into that show and kind of liked the old bastard.
01:42:57.000 He's at a home.
01:43:00.000 He is no longer.
01:43:02.000 We miss him very much.
01:43:05.000 He was a funny guy.
01:43:07.000 You have a lot of good insight.
01:43:09.000 Like, oh, I don't know.
01:43:10.000 And can I smoke a cigarette in here?
01:43:14.000 Did you let him smoke cigarettes in the studio?
01:43:17.000 Sure did.
01:43:19.000 Okay, because I just got a $150 fine for all of Syl's cigarettes.
01:43:24.000 What are you zooming in on?
01:43:25.000 Gary's photograph and also his mug that I bought for him in Florida.
01:43:33.000 Hmm.
01:43:34.000 Yeah, we don't even know what home he's at.
01:43:36.000 We just, that's what we heard.
01:43:38.000 I'd love to see him again.
01:43:41.000 I feel bad.
01:43:42.000 Are you forgetting how he smelled?
01:43:43.000 Yes, I am.
01:43:46.000 Okay.
01:43:47.000 Why Sidney Sweeney's micro mini outfit feels like a threat to body positivity?
01:43:53.000 So you now have to, now being gorgeous, and this woman is beyond hot.
01:43:59.000 She's like that pretty is pretty, but only ugly can be beautiful.
01:44:02.000 She's got enough character in her face that she's fucking wowie.
01:44:08.000 She kind of looks like Trump's daughter that little Chanel West Coaster, she's slightly weird looking.
01:44:16.000 So, ladies, if you are that slim, do not show it off.
01:44:21.000 It's rude to fat people.
01:44:23.000 Soon it'll be rude to blacks to be white.
01:44:27.000 It's why Sidney Sweeney's white skin feels like a threat to black positivity.
01:44:34.000 So coveted yet unachievable.
01:44:37.000 Wait, that's not a micro keeny.
01:44:41.000 Hey, G-Dog, look at this.
01:44:42.000 Oh, yeah, micro keeny is fucking.
01:44:44.000 No, micro-mini, you fucking moron.
01:44:46.000 Oh.
01:44:47.000 Hey, G-Dog, look at this.
01:44:49.000 Pure classic.
01:44:50.000 And it's a Scottish hairdresser.
01:44:54.000 Nothing wrong with that.
01:44:56.000 What particular style is this?
01:44:58.000 Haircut one.
01:44:59.000 I've got haircut one and I've got haircut two.
01:45:01.000 That's the two choices.
01:45:02.000 Haircut one is more of a short back and sides, and haircut two is more of a mullet shape.
01:45:08.000 But the board outside says you do different styles.
01:45:11.000 Yes, I'm aware that I've got a wee board outside that says I've got all different styles.
01:45:15.000 I've got my pericomo up there, I've got Elvis Costello.
01:45:20.000 To be honest, I don't have a clue what those guys look like.
01:45:22.000 I've never even seen them, right?
01:45:24.000 I just tell the people that, oh, sit in my wee chair, put on your wee bib, and I'll make you look like Frank Sinatra, you know.
01:45:31.000 And what I'm doing is just giving them a short back insides.
01:45:34.000 It's really quite simple.
01:45:35.000 No one's ever noticed, to be honest.
01:45:37.000 Do you not think that's immoral?
01:45:39.000 No, I don't think it's immoral.
01:45:41.000 No, of course it's not, because no one's ever told me that they don't like it.
01:45:46.000 I always bring out a wee mirror at the end and I say, look at the back of your head.
01:45:50.000 Is that alright?
01:45:51.000 And they look at me and they go, that's perfect.
01:45:54.000 That's exactly what I wanted.
01:45:55.000 Thanks, mate.
01:45:56.000 And they wouldn't lie to a barber, would they?
01:45:58.000 A man with a pair of scissors in his hands that could slip it.
01:46:01.000 It's a pleasure.
01:46:04.000 I wonder what the original is.
01:46:05.000 Dude, maybe that's a different part of Scotland.
01:46:07.000 It's not Glasgow, but Scottish accent was way more intelligible back then.
01:46:12.000 That was an overdub.
01:46:14.000 What?
01:46:15.000 That was an overdub.
01:46:16.000 Oh.
01:46:17.000 Yeah.
01:46:18.000 Why bother?
01:46:19.000 I know.
01:46:20.000 I want to see the original.
01:46:22.000 Scottish barber.
01:46:23.000 But why bother overdubbing that?
01:46:25.000 You just add a Scottish accent to a random thing?
01:46:27.000 To make it funny?
01:46:28.000 No, it looked like it was actually from BBC Scotland, but you could see the mouth didn't move where the mouth moved.
01:46:35.000 Oh, I missed that.
01:46:36.000 And it wasn't overtly odd.
01:46:38.000 Like, yeah, why would you have to overdub that?
01:46:40.000 What could he have possibly?
01:46:41.000 It's a weird joke.
01:46:43.000 Okay, video drop, 100% guaranteed you'll love.
01:46:46.000 I think we should do our Trump special on July 4th.
01:46:49.000 July 1st, I'll be away for Canada Day.
01:46:51.000 And July 4th, I'll be away for America Day.
01:46:54.000 So we'll have a Canada special on July 1 and a USA special on July 4.
01:46:58.000 Hold on, I'm coming.
01:47:04.000 That's saved.
01:47:05.000 Ryan's first reactions app.
01:47:07.000 Gents, the thought of guys accidentally recording their reactions while visiting Pornhub made me chuckle.
01:47:13.000 You can have that one for free.
01:47:15.000 Cheers.
01:47:16.000 Oh, so you can see them when they're whacking off.
01:47:20.000 They're fucking gross.
01:47:22.000 You'll be ashamed of yourself.
01:47:23.000 I got a spam once that said, we saw what you watch on porn.
01:47:28.000 Wow, you were into some weird stuff.
01:47:30.000 Anyway, we have a video of you pleasuring yourself, and we're going to send it to your family members unless you send us this Bitcoin, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
01:47:39.000 I think we read that on the show.
01:47:41.000 Oh, yeah.
01:47:42.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:47:42.000 It's a funny bit.
01:47:45.000 Hey, Gavin, I'd love to know your thoughts on this topic.
01:47:47.000 Can a guy and a girl just be friends?
01:47:49.000 No.
01:47:50.000 I mean, if you're single, there's an argument for it because you're out there trying to fuck chicks and find the one, and nothing is better than a female wingman who can do research and find out if she's in a relationship.
01:48:08.000 Even find out if you're her type or if there's a chance.
01:48:11.000 And it's weird after you get married, you're like, you see women and you go, I don't need you as a wingman.
01:48:16.000 There's no opportunities here.
01:48:18.000 We have no job positions for you.
01:48:20.000 Goodbye.
01:48:21.000 Sorry.
01:48:22.000 Like that Chinese comedian who's like, now that I got married, a woman comes up to me and want to talk.
01:48:27.000 I'm just like, get the fuck out of here, bitch.
01:48:30.000 Remember that?
01:48:31.000 Ronnie Chang.
01:48:32.000 Yeah.
01:48:33.000 It's so true.
01:48:34.000 See if you can dig that up.
01:48:35.000 I want the Amazon now.
01:48:37.000 I want it now.
01:48:38.000 Put it in my hand.
01:48:39.000 I don't want later.
01:48:40.000 Put it in my hand.
01:48:41.000 Put it on my porch.
01:48:42.000 I want now.
01:48:44.000 I want to think about something and have it in my hand.
01:48:51.000 So yeah, but you're not really friends.
01:48:54.000 And then here's the analogy I always use.
01:48:55.000 I say, okay, so you and your female friend are friends, right?
01:48:59.000 Go tell your wife that you're going camping with Leslie.
01:49:02.000 Might as well stay in the same tent.
01:49:04.000 You know?
01:49:04.000 Why have two tents?
01:49:06.000 So me and Leslie are going camping together.
01:49:08.000 We're going to get drunk and then lie down, a little air mattress as buddies.
01:49:12.000 Does that sound weird to you?
01:49:13.000 Yes, it does.
01:49:14.000 And if you can't go camping with someone, they're not really your friend.
01:49:18.000 They're an acquaintance.
01:49:20.000 I am happily married of 21 years, me too.
01:49:24.000 At work in 2009, I became good friends with a female colleague.
01:49:27.000 Okay, work buddies, there's jokes there, but there's still sexual tension.
01:49:32.000 There was zero sexual attraction between us.
01:49:34.000 We just became good mates.
01:49:35.000 So that sounds like she's fat.
01:49:38.000 She became good friends with my wife and an auntie to my kids.
01:49:41.000 Okay.
01:49:42.000 In 2020, like, why wouldn't she just be friends with your wife then?
01:49:47.000 If there's a person that you have a lot in common with, then my wife is just like me, but with tits, so go hang out with her.
01:49:54.000 In 2021, things blew up between us and our friendship is no more.
01:49:58.000 This is not due to sexual stuff.
01:50:00.000 Yes, it is.
01:50:01.000 It was due to her forming a problem with my wife.
01:50:05.000 Her heart became set on wanting to become somewhat of a mentor to my wife.
01:50:10.000 She wasn't happy with how my wife was performing as a wife, mother, and daughter to her elderly mother.
01:50:16.000 I love my wife, and there's no other way to escape my ex-friend tearing strips off my wife other than to call our friendship off.
01:50:22.000 Now, why was she so concerned about how the wife wives?
01:50:27.000 Like, when I meet someone's wife, she could be a fat Tub of shit watching TV 24 hours a day with chicken making her tits look greasy on her fucking disgusting, filthy t-shirt.
01:50:39.000 I just go, oh, my friend's into fat, disgusting, lazy bitches.
01:50:45.000 The end.
01:50:46.000 No big deal there.
01:50:50.000 I don't give a fuck.
01:50:51.000 If he's happy or if he's sad and he's having a terrible marriage, I'd ask, you know, I'd offer him advice.
01:50:57.000 I'd be like, have you considered asking her to exercise or maybe have a little less fried chicken?
01:51:02.000 But that would be the most of it.
01:51:04.000 And even then, if you think that your friend's wife is a stupid, evil cunt, even then, and he says, I think I'm annoyed with her, even then you sort of go, well, it's not my place to say, but she does seem to be,
01:51:22.000 and you're super diplomatic here, very confident in her knowledge of a lot of subjects.
01:51:29.000 Like you don't even call her a know-it-all.
01:51:32.000 And then you drop it.
01:51:34.000 So that's a man dealing with the wife.
01:51:36.000 This woman getting involved.
01:51:37.000 You should be a better daughter?
01:51:38.000 Get the fuck out of here, bitch.
01:51:40.000 That's why you can't be friends with women.
01:51:42.000 So she wanted to be your wife, dude.
01:51:44.000 She wanted to take over.
01:51:46.000 I reflect on this and I feel I was in the wrong because over the years I treated my female friend the same as I would a guy friend.
01:51:52.000 Chicks can't handle the emotional stuff.
01:51:54.000 When we guys just blow off steam and talk a bit of shit, opening up to a chick who wasn't my wife landed me in a world of pain.
01:52:01.000 Yeah.
01:52:03.000 What's that now?
01:52:04.000 Well, no, I'm just saying, you know, I have Jarvis and she's a female.
01:52:08.000 So I'll say, you know, Jarvis set up a meeting or whatever.
01:52:11.000 And Pepper Potts, she's got a problem with it, but never ever did Jarvis.
01:52:16.000 Yeah, that's a good idea.
01:52:16.000 You and Pepper Potts ended up fucking.
01:52:18.000 Yeah.
01:52:19.000 That was your secretary.
01:52:20.000 Yeah, but Jarvis, you know.
01:52:21.000 Look how many men have fucked their secretaries.
01:52:23.000 Yep.
01:52:24.000 That was the tradition back in the day.
01:52:25.000 You know, there's going to be sexual tension.
01:52:27.000 And when a woman is being told what to do by a man, it kind of turns her on.
01:52:33.000 And it develops this almost sexual relationship.
01:52:35.000 Go do this, go do that.
01:52:36.000 Type up a letter, suck my dick.
01:52:38.000 It just seems like another thing in the list.
01:52:40.000 They end up in a weird marriage.
01:52:44.000 Speaking of The Age of Voltron, the guy who voiced it, he had a movie with Maggie Gellenhall.
01:52:51.000 Well, she was his secretary.
01:52:53.000 And very sexual.
01:52:54.000 Do you remember that?
01:52:55.000 Yeah, it's like an SNM movie.
01:52:56.000 It's like 50 Shades of Gray.
01:52:58.000 It's called Secretary.
01:52:59.000 Yeah, it was great.
01:53:00.000 I find that woman 0% attractive.
01:53:02.000 But in that movie, I mean, she's pretty girl.
01:53:05.000 No, she's dressed great.
01:53:06.000 Sexy body, good outfits.
01:53:08.000 But she loves garter belts.
01:53:09.000 She's got apple cheeks.
01:53:11.000 Her nose is too wide.
01:53:13.000 She looks like a cabbage patch doll.
01:53:15.000 She looks like you.
01:53:17.000 Excuse you.
01:53:19.000 Oh, there's your email.
01:53:20.000 Well, I'll blank that out.
01:53:24.000 Yeah, she does look like shit.
01:53:27.000 Never mind.
01:53:27.000 I misremember this.
01:53:29.000 As a kid, it was Slim Pickens.
01:53:31.000 This movie comes on, you're like, say, what?
01:53:35.000 See what happens here?
01:53:37.000 James Spader, he was Ultron in Adventures.
01:53:43.000 So I read it.
01:53:45.000 This is supposed to be your professional relationship.
01:53:49.000 I'd be interested to know if you or any guy listeners have been able to treat a female friend as they would be a guy friend.
01:53:53.000 No.
01:53:54.000 It just can't happen.
01:53:55.000 And the older you get...
01:53:56.000 And that chick, that chick I'm really into, Allie, who talks about being a wife.
01:54:03.000 You know the chick we talked about the other day?
01:54:07.000 Feminazibot.
01:54:08.000 Oh, yeah, okay.
01:54:10.000 Femme bot?
01:54:11.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:54:12.000 Whatever her name.
01:54:13.000 What's her name again?
01:54:14.000 Allie.
01:54:16.000 I've watched so many of her videos that all I have to do is go to YouTube and she's in my suggestions.
01:54:21.000 That sounds rude.
01:54:22.000 Is she in your DM?
01:54:23.000 Yeah, here she is.
01:54:24.000 Real femme.
01:54:26.000 She says, when you get married, you burn all your ex-boyfriends' contacts, burn all your exes, deleted, never speak to them again.
01:54:37.000 It's the same with female friends.
01:54:40.000 All right, last one.
01:54:42.000 Uh-oh.
01:54:43.000 Sprinkles?
01:54:44.000 I hate when people send me sprinkles.
01:54:49.000 Okay, this one is pretty good.
01:54:51.000 It's a good one to end on.
01:54:52.000 My name is Michael Audrey Myers, and I'm one of the greatest ever.
01:54:58.000 Every morning I wake up, two raw eggs in the gym, two, three hours, sauna, cardio, training, weightlifting.
01:55:06.000 You know, I do it all.
01:55:07.000 I cut off all distractions.
01:55:08.000 Look, look, look, look right here.
01:55:10.000 Sent to me about four or five minutes ago before the interview.
01:55:12.000 Look, look, look, look at it right here.
01:55:14.000 Look.
01:55:15.000 She talked about a colour to Miami, Annabelle.
01:55:17.000 Talk about colour to Miami.
01:55:19.000 Left drawing red.
01:55:20.000 I ain't coming to Miami.
01:55:21.000 I'm working.
01:55:22.000 Everybody always asks me, you know, how do you get there?
01:55:26.000 When they see you, they're running across the building.
01:55:29.000 They're running down the stairs.
01:55:30.000 They're running across the parking garage.
01:55:32.000 They're in the car.
01:55:33.000 They think they're safe.
01:55:34.000 You're already there.
01:55:34.000 How do you do that?
01:55:35.000 Work at this.
01:55:37.000 Nobody working like me.
01:55:38.000 Nobody.
01:55:39.000 Pennywise talk about, oh, I'm big time.
01:55:42.000 You living in the sewer.
01:55:43.000 My condo, $4,800 a month.
01:55:45.000 You're not moving like me.
01:55:46.000 You know what I'm saying?
01:55:47.000 You heard the four greats.
01:55:48.000 Michael Jordan, Michael Jackson, Michael Phelps, Michael Myers.
01:55:52.000 That's me.
01:55:53.000 I'm one of the big dogs.
01:55:54.000 You know, let's wrap the kid up.
01:55:56.000 I got places to be.
01:55:56.000 You know what I'm saying?
01:55:57.000 I got to go murder somebody.
01:56:01.000 Did you know in Baby Driver, the scene where they want to have Mike Myers masks?
01:56:06.000 And see if you can dig this up.
01:56:08.000 Baby Driver, Michael Myers.
01:56:10.000 That's all you probably need.
01:56:12.000 They wanted to have that mask, that Michael Myers mask, but the studio said no.
01:56:17.000 Or they wanted a zillion billion dollars.
01:56:20.000 So they said, oh, fuck.
01:56:23.000 So they contacted Mike Myers, the other one, and they said, can we use you?
01:56:28.000 And he goes, yeah, that sounds funny.
01:56:29.000 Go nuts.
01:56:31.000 Kill a dude from Halloween.
01:56:32.000 Oh, you mean Jason?
01:56:34.000 No.
01:56:35.000 If you haven't found a Halloween costume yet, you may thrown out Austin Powers, no matter how groovy you're feeling.
01:56:40.000 The Shagged Elect mask has become up to the next one.
01:56:42.000 The Shagged Elect mask.
01:56:45.000 All right, final video, boys.
01:57:06.000 So Derek Nimmo was a popular TV presenter in the late 70s, early 80s over in Britain, and he had a sense of humor, but he was somewhat serious.
01:57:15.000 I don't know who to compare him to today.
01:57:16.000 I guess me, if I wasn't a war criminal.
01:57:20.000 And he had heard of this new group called the Sex Pistols in around, I assume, 1977.
01:57:27.000 Sex Pistol is on my mind these days because of this new show Pistol, and it's probably affecting my YouTube algorithms.
01:57:32.000 So here he is visiting Vivian Westwood and Steve Jones and learning about her shop.
01:57:39.000 Sex.
01:57:41.000 A pair of very tight plastic trousers that she was selling at the time and he was constantly.
01:57:44.000 She's talking about Muriev, the ballerina.
01:57:47.000 What do you call male ballerina?
01:57:49.000 A ballet guy.
01:57:50.000 Yeah.
01:57:51.000 What's actually wrong with what I'm wearing?
01:57:53.000 It made you look so bloody boring, I cannot believe it.
01:57:56.000 I agree with her.
01:57:58.000 It's a question of how you feel.
01:58:00.000 The point is to change yourself.
01:58:03.000 But why?
01:58:03.000 Why does one have to change yourself?
01:58:04.000 Because then you'll feel great.
01:58:05.000 What do you think?
01:58:06.000 Well, I'd like to see.
01:58:10.000 I'm sorry, here we go.
01:58:11.000 It's either called a dancier noble or a cavalier.
01:58:15.000 Go back to the very, very beginning, but remember where you are now?
01:58:19.000 140.
01:58:20.000 Shirley, you tell me to go and look at the punk rock scene, which is a fit I didn't know very much about.
01:58:24.000 But following your advice, I wandered around the King's Road in Chelsea and found myself in this rather curious little shop in the company of Johnny Rotten, Sid Vicious, and other assorted sex pistols.
01:58:35.000 Okay, so now you can show him coming out of the store.
01:58:40.000 After Johnny Rotten said, you look boring.
01:58:42.000 But I'd like to see.
01:58:49.000 You wrecked it with the shoes.
01:58:54.000 Sully.
01:58:56.000 Stupid.
01:58:59.000 Would you buy this for your husband?
01:59:00.000 I don't think I would, really.
01:59:02.000 I don't think his constituents would like it very much.
01:59:04.000 You'll see he's a member of Parliament.
01:59:06.000 They might think it's rather peculiar.
01:59:08.000 Used to be a monk on the television, but that's right.
01:59:10.000 Do you think I look better like this?
01:59:11.000 Yeah, I think you look really nice.
01:59:13.000 Do you?
01:59:14.000 Yeah, it looks great.
01:59:15.000 You know what these people could do with?
01:59:16.000 A massive influx of Muslim immigrants with machetes and grooming plans.
01:59:23.000 It's so homogeneous, isn't it?
01:59:26.000 Where's the multiculturalism in 70s Britain?
01:59:29.000 Ugh.
01:59:30.000 Yeah, thankfully they got Woman from Above canceled.
01:59:36.000 That movie, a bunch of Muslims forced this theater to stop showing this movie because it offends them.
01:59:42.000 Sadiq Khan?
01:59:43.000 That's what they need.
01:59:44.000 That city needs Sadiq Khan in there to clean it up.
01:59:48.000 And then we can ban knives after all the stabbings.
01:59:51.000 What do you think of this fashion, Tom?
01:59:53.000 Oh, that's your hat.
01:59:57.000 Ridiculous.
01:59:58.000 It's not me, but I would wear it.
02:00:00.000 They're really stupid, man.
02:00:01.000 The music's all right.
02:00:03.000 The music's all right.
02:00:08.000 She wants him to get a chain from his nose to his ear.
02:00:11.000 Yes, your nose to your ear to finish off.
02:00:18.000 I'm time dancing.
02:00:21.000 Oh, Meg.
02:00:22.000 Who's Meg?
02:00:23.000 You.
02:00:24.000 Me, Meg.
02:00:25.000 Yeah, look.
02:00:30.000 Ah, simpler time.
02:00:31.000 A funnier time.
02:00:33.000 A more homogeneous time.
02:00:35.000 Life before diversity doesn't look so bad.
02:00:38.000 Anyway, folks, we'll see you tomorrow at the compound.
02:00:44.000 Compound censored will be on Thursday Nights Live.
02:00:47.000 I hope Sylvia can come back.
02:00:48.000 I don't know.
02:00:49.000 She may be at death's door.
02:00:50.000 She's missed many weeks.
02:00:52.000 She's got terrible lung problems, and she also is having her aid sneak her smokes.
02:00:58.000 That can't be helping her lungs heal.
02:01:00.000 So we'll see what happens with her.
02:01:01.000 Maddie will definitely be there.
02:01:02.000 Oh, and Maddie and Jim Goad have been added to the special guests at the meet and greet on June 25th.
02:01:08.000 So you can get a selfie with them and shoot the shit and have a beer.
02:01:14.000 That's very exciting.
02:01:15.000 And to be clear, I know the ticket vendor keeps changing as they get harassed to death, but all the tickets will be valid.
02:01:21.000 If you bought a ticket on day one and we go through 37 different vendors, that ticket still works.
02:01:28.000 So I can't wait to meet you guys in the interim, get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
02:01:54.000 Yeah, yeah.
02:02:06.000 I know you've been feeling me, baby.
02:02:09.000 Won't you give it up?
02:02:12.000 And we both know that there's a baby.