Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S4E131 - BABY MONSTER RANSOM EPISODE

00:00:53.000 And you can hear me?

00:00:57.000 My mic is on?

00:00:58.000 Yeah.

00:00:58.000 Cool.

00:00:59.000 Feels weird not having headphones.

00:01:03.000 It's one of those things you like to monitor.

00:01:05.000 So I got my notes here.

00:01:07.000 Let's take this out.

00:01:08.000 That feels cool to enter with all the music and stuff.

00:01:11.000 I don't remember how we did it last time, but you nailed it.

00:01:16.000 There's Hollowed in the booth with us today.

00:01:20.000 Hollowed.

00:01:22.000 How's it going?

00:01:22.000 Hey, you want to show yourself real quick?

00:01:25.000 Yeah, there we go.

00:01:26.000 Nice.

00:01:26.000 Cool.

00:01:27.000 Hello.

00:01:27.000 I'm Hollowed.

00:01:28.000 You sure are.

00:01:30.000 That's snazzy.

00:01:31.000 I mean, you got a lot of patterns going on there.

00:01:33.000 You look like the Joker.

00:01:35.000 It's very Joker-y.

00:01:37.000 He's got a bunch of patterns.

00:01:38.000 He's like, I don't care if they clash.

00:01:40.000 I believe in society.

00:01:43.000 Because, you know, jeans are communist, so you got to just dress dapper.

00:01:47.000 And as long as it's aesthetically formal, any color works if you can rock it.

00:01:53.000 Yeah, there's an America First guy.

00:01:56.000 He's like a Sartour.

00:01:58.000 And he was a cool dude we met at ATHPAC.

00:02:01.000 And he's about being brave with patterns and stuff like that.

00:02:05.000 And I play it safe.

00:02:08.000 This is as wacky as I'll go.

00:02:10.000 You know, like have a color on my pocket square that isn't matching my tie or whatever.

00:02:16.000 But yeah, I just don't want to look like I'm breaking any official rules.

00:02:21.000 So I used to do like a double Windsor and then Milo.

00:02:25.000 And I think Anne Gavin told me that it looks like you're a black real estate agent or something.

00:02:31.000 It's like too symmetrical.

00:02:33.000 So ever since then, I kind of, you know, tried to slim down that knot.

00:02:40.000 You know what I...

00:02:43.000 You know what I tried to do?

00:02:45.000 He's a quick learner.

00:02:46.000 What I tried to do is do the Brian Stelter knot where it's just like a chod and it doesn't even taper off at all.

00:02:52.000 It's like hard to do a tie that bad and shitty.

00:02:56.000 But let's see here.

00:02:57.000 I'm going to do a quick recap over the over the weekend, but before I do, me and Hollowed, well, really, it's just Hollowed and I play bass in the band.

00:03:06.000 Am I in the band officially now?

00:03:08.000 Yeah.

00:03:08.000 You're the bass player.

00:03:10.000 That's so cool.

00:03:11.000 Yeah, I get to just hop along on all the hard work that he's done.

00:03:14.000 But he's kind of like Trent Rezner from Nine Inch Nails.

00:03:17.000 Like, he does all the music himself and then has to hire miscreants like me, my buddy Dan.

00:03:23.000 Tampala also is all solo.

00:03:25.000 Tam Impala?

00:03:26.000 I'm pretty sure his most recent album even mastered it himself.

00:03:29.000 Whoa.

00:03:29.000 He does everything.

00:03:30.000 So the drummer and the keyboard player that we have, those are guys that I've known from the Hudson Valley for years.

00:03:38.000 And it's cool to be in a project with them because honestly, he's always been the drummer.

00:03:45.000 Dan has always been like a friend of my friend.

00:03:49.000 And now we're working together.

00:03:50.000 And, you know, after we played FedFest, we were kind of just eating seven burgers each of White Castle, drunk after the show.

00:04:01.000 Shout out to Troy.

00:04:02.000 Troy gave us a ride in his van.

00:04:04.000 It was a really fun time.

00:04:05.000 I wish I could really get into more detail about it.

00:04:08.000 It was more fun than, in some ways, than Doomerfest because it was just like a Bronx rooftop show.

00:04:13.000 The fucking scenery was awesome.

00:04:17.000 There was a couple of speeches there that were super duper spicy, like, whoa, like about race and things.

00:04:26.000 So it was a lot of fun.

00:04:27.000 But we have some footage of the rooftop view.

00:04:30.000 If you go to link 16,030 under rooftop view, you can get a peek of what the vibes were there.

00:04:41.000 And a couple of other, like another band, the Free Jays, they played, I've known the lead singer and guitarist for that band for fucking years, since high school.

00:04:59.000 And nobody was interested in, like, playing music, so I started playing some old throwback jams on the connecting it to the speakers and providing some music.

00:05:12.000 Because it was a party really with no music besides the live music.

00:05:15.000 So when there were no bands on, I took the opportunity to DJ it a little bit.

00:05:23.000 Anyway, so there was some drams.

00:05:26.000 There's always drama with these events.

00:05:27.000 Like with Doomerfest, there was the girl Bryn.

00:05:31.000 She got punched in the face.

00:05:32.000 Well, that drama carried on to FedFest.

00:05:36.000 She decided she didn't like a certain group of people from Doomerfest, and they wanted to show up.

00:05:44.000 They were in town.

00:05:44.000 They had driven from who knows where.

00:05:47.000 And Bryn expressed her unhappiness with the fact that they were going to show up.

00:05:53.000 But they wound up showing up anyway.

00:05:56.000 And they were really supportive over it.

00:05:59.000 If you could check out the video there, I don't know if you could see.

00:06:02.000 It's just one of the videos we have on the laptop.

00:06:06.000 And for when Dan needs a hand, I have my laptop here that I can remotely pull up stuff.

00:06:12.000 But here we are.

00:06:20.000 Nice.

00:06:22.000 So all the people you see dancing up front there are all the people she doesn't like.

00:06:28.000 It was so funny, you know?

00:06:30.000 But it's funny because she wanted to do two more songs that would have extended past her allotted set, right?

00:06:38.000 And we have our mind on the fact that we have to fucking stop playing at a certain time.

00:06:43.000 It's New York City, there's noise laws or whatever, noise ordinance laws.

00:06:46.000 So, Dan is up there, our drummer, and uh, he's getting ready to set up, and then she's like, oh, I need two more songs.

00:06:53.000 So then Hollowed hears that, and he goes up, and he's like, just do one more song.

00:06:59.000 Like, we're already over time here.

00:07:02.000 And she was upset.

00:07:04.000 She was upset.

00:07:06.000 And she kind of turned on Dan for a second.

00:07:11.000 She apologized afterwards and Hollowed.

00:07:13.000 She was mad at you too, right?

00:07:15.000 Yeah.

00:07:15.000 Yeah, because the guy comes up to me and says, she's going over, so you're going to have to cut your set in half.

00:07:21.000 And I'm like, I arranged all this.

00:07:24.000 I brought all that gear, all that gear you see.

00:07:27.000 Yeah, we lifted that up five flights of stairs.

00:07:30.000 Yeah.

00:07:31.000 So, fun time.

00:07:33.000 But we are playing another show the 28th at the Brew House.

00:07:36.000 That's right.

00:07:37.000 Right after live, or the Orlando show, the Tuesday right after that, on Long Island.

00:07:43.000 Yeah, and Ryan's also playing as well, Nopiap.

00:07:46.000 A Nopiup set.

00:07:47.000 So I did a set there.

00:07:49.000 The acoustic, I just did two songs because the sound really wasn't, I wasn't hearing myself so well, so I'm not sure what the audience was hearing.

00:07:56.000 But I did two instrumental Nope tracks, and they ruled.

00:08:00.000 I think that was a great time.

00:08:02.000 But back to the Bryn thing, what's funny is she kind of turned on you, made a new enemy out of you temporarily.

00:08:08.000 And then the guys that she hated were like, let her play two more songs.

00:08:13.000 So the guys she hated stood up for her, and then I think she wound up squashing that beef.

00:08:18.000 So it was, you know, women don't really know what they want.

00:08:20.000 They say, I hate that person, and then they dance for your set, and they rally for you to play your two songs.

00:08:30.000 And now you've made all your friends back, and then made a temporary enemy out of Hollowed.

00:08:35.000 But it all resolved and went really well after that.

00:08:38.000 Fun night.

00:08:39.000 Really fun night.

00:08:40.000 So let's move on.

00:08:42.000 I am gay.

00:08:44.000 I gay.

00:08:47.000 Nice job.

00:08:49.000 So it was just Juneteenth in DC.

00:08:53.000 Let's just recap over some of the things.

00:08:54.000 We're going to get to all of your favorite segments.

00:08:57.000 We're going to hit racism.

00:08:58.000 We're going to hit Biden.

00:09:00.000 We're not going to hit Biden.

00:09:01.000 Excuse me.

00:09:02.000 That's a threat.

00:09:03.000 It's not a threat.

00:09:04.000 Nah, he hits himself with the bicycle.

00:09:07.000 Yeah, he...

00:09:08.000 The earth hit me, man.

00:09:10.000 We're going to go over a whole bunch of really cool stuff.

00:09:12.000 So, before we do that, let's just hit on this past weekend, Juneteenth.

00:09:17.000 Rest in peace or whatever.

00:09:20.000 You want to hit that link there?

00:09:23.000 Yep.

00:09:24.000 Cool.

00:09:25.000 You want a full screen?

00:09:27.000 No, you don't have to.

00:09:43.000 So what you're seeing there is a response, people running and stuff because there was a shooting.

00:09:49.000 I think there's a news spot about it, that next link.

00:09:53.000 And, you know, that's just how they celebrate.

00:09:57.000 Breaking news overnight.

00:10:00.000 The teen is dead, another three people injured, including a police officer, after a shooting in our nation's capital in Washington, D.C. That incident, it actually took place near a concert celebrating the Juneteenth holiday yesterday.

00:10:11.000 We have Gio Insignares in the newsroom this morning with more details on this, Gio.

00:10:15.000 Well, Jason, Eric, right now, what we know so far is that this was in Washington, D.C. You see the response there right now, or rather, this happened over the weekend.

00:10:23.000 A teen dead, three others injured, including a police officer.

00:10:26.000 Now, according to officials in the area, this was an un So that's how they celebrate.

00:10:31.000 I mean, they didn't have any lofty ideas about an election being stolen or anything.

00:10:37.000 That's just how they party.

00:10:40.000 Just to recap, on January 6th, 2021, a thing happened where people were upset.

00:10:48.000 They were upset at the travesty.

00:10:51.000 The travesty.

00:10:51.000 They walked into, they had an unguided tour of the Capitol.

00:10:55.000 They opened a £20,000 door that could only be opened from the inside.

00:11:01.000 That's also true.

00:11:03.000 So there were literally no guns.

00:11:06.000 The fact that there are people running around in a celebratory manner, shooting guns, and then, could you imagine if there was any fucking armed people in the building?

00:11:15.000 Like, it would almost warrant the amount of hearings and bullshit that we're hearing and the fact that it was a tragedy, like 9-11.

00:11:25.000 It would almost warrant that.

00:11:26.000 If there were guns, not even shot off, just like inside.

00:11:29.000 Like, there was guys with guns.

00:11:31.000 Okay.

00:11:32.000 Now we're talking about fine that looks insurrection-y.

00:11:35.000 But there were like flagpoles and shit.

00:11:38.000 It was the most not hardcore thing ever.

00:11:41.000 So, but...

00:11:42.000 Wow, nothing wrong with that.

00:11:44.000 Nothing wrong with that.

00:11:45.000 Guy Fieri even says it.

00:11:47.000 But, you know, we have to respect other cultures.

00:11:50.000 Juneteenth is a big celebration.

00:11:52.000 This is how they get down.

00:11:53.000 And by the way, the city did not set up any fireworks display or anything.

00:11:58.000 So people have to make do and, you know, have some firecrackers of their own.

00:12:04.000 So really, it's fine what's happening there.

00:12:07.000 I just wish it was fair across the board.

00:12:11.000 Let's hit on Ukraine, right?

00:12:13.000 So the next link there.

00:12:14.000 I don't know what the hell is going on.

00:12:16.000 Somebody tagged me in a video, a guy that looked like me, some Asian, next to a guy who was hit by a bullet or something, but they were English.

00:12:23.000 I don't know if they're English soldier, I mean American soldiers out there.

00:12:27.000 I think that guy looks American.

00:12:30.000 I don't know.

00:12:30.000 That guy looks, you know, Ukrainian.

00:12:34.000 You can kind of tell.

00:12:37.000 So they're driving, and if you skip to about 30 seconds past that point, yeah, there.

00:12:42.000 They, like, fly off a bridge, which is fucking crazy.

00:12:47.000 And, you know, like, my heart goes out to anybody who is hurt or dies.

00:12:52.000 But I don't care.

00:12:54.000 It's hard to care.

00:12:55.000 It's just, I don't, I don't know.

00:12:57.000 They fly off a bridge.

00:12:59.000 It sucks.

00:13:00.000 Terrible, but get off your phone.

00:13:02.000 I know that's not the driver.

00:13:03.000 The driver's not texting and driving, but you're in a war, sir.

00:13:07.000 I know it's bad when you're at like a dinner.

00:13:10.000 And you know, Gavin says I have no dad, but really, when I go visit my dad and we're having a dinner, he's very dad-like.

00:13:17.000 He's like, No, you have to get off phone because we have to get together, talk to each other.

00:13:23.000 Get off your phone and be in a war with your buddies, dude.

00:13:25.000 What's pretty crazy is all those Reddit Foreign Legion people.

00:13:34.000 Can they hear you?

00:13:35.000 Can they?

00:13:36.000 Yeah, is my mic.

00:13:37.000 Is your mic in front of you?

00:13:39.000 Oh.

00:13:40.000 Have they not heard you this entire time?

00:13:42.000 Well, I hear myself.

00:13:45.000 Can you not hear me?

00:13:46.000 Not really.

00:13:48.000 Is that better?

00:13:49.000 Really bring it up to their mouth.

00:13:51.000 How do I move it?

00:13:53.000 Just extend that thing.

00:13:55.000 Oh, there we go.

00:13:56.000 Yeah, so on Reddit, there were all these people boasting about how they want to serve for Ukraine and saying, you know, I heard there's no vaccine requirements.

00:14:06.000 So they would go and then they posted their location and basically just got themselves annihilated because they would post their location on Reddit and the Russian army would just be like, oh, thank you.

00:14:21.000 It's just absurd because it's pride.

00:14:23.000 People have this pride and pride is a big sin for a reason because you're so prideful about the good thing you're doing, you forget that it's not all about you.

00:14:33.000 Right.

00:14:33.000 And now you just killed a bunch of innocent people because of idiocracy.

00:14:36.000 Virtue signaling and real things like war don't really mesh with each other.

00:14:41.000 So we touched on the things everybody's talking about.

00:14:44.000 Ukraine, Juneteenth, blah, blah, blah.

00:14:48.000 But I have a little, you know, let's get back to fun.

00:14:51.000 I didn't even get over my weekend yet.

00:14:53.000 So after we filmed another Maddie's shitty little kitchen, we decided to try some bone marrow.

00:14:58.000 Here's some behind-the-scenes footage that really you would not be able to see anywhere else.

00:15:08.000 Hoop away.

00:15:09.000 This is after the show.

00:15:10.000 Yeah.

00:15:11.000 This is us R ⁇ D and research development.

00:15:15.000 Sure.

00:15:15.000 Bone marrow, baby.

00:15:17.000 Woo!

00:15:18.000 Yums.

00:15:19.000 Get in there.

00:15:20.000 Liverpig totally promotes eating both of them.

00:15:23.000 It's part of the primal tenants.

00:15:26.000 Poop is very good.

00:15:27.000 It looks gamey and like it looks like a fear factor challenge.

00:15:30.000 Yeah.

00:15:31.000 Hold on.

00:15:31.000 Do we have toasted points?

00:15:34.000 I don't have them.

00:15:35.000 Not right away.

00:15:37.000 This was kind of impromptu.

00:15:38.000 Oh boy.

00:15:40.000 Here.

00:15:41.000 Let's do this.

00:15:42.000 That is Butter of the Gods.

00:15:44.000 Good stuff.

00:15:45.000 Yeah, I heard, what's his name?

00:15:48.000 Weck is going to fight Liver King.

00:15:50.000 Happy Punch promo.

00:15:52.000 It seems like Liver King has finally reacted to Weckingball.

00:15:57.000 So Wecking Ball has had his followers kind of just tag Wecking Ball in Liver King's stuff because he will not acknowledge him.

00:16:05.000 It could be out of fear.

00:16:07.000 I think it's fear because Liver King's, he's, you know, the celebrity mailbag two weeks ago is Liver King, if you're wondering who he is.

00:16:14.000 He's an online, you know, social media influencer guy who eats bone marrow, raw liver, blah, blah, blah.

00:16:19.000 He's not natural.

00:16:20.000 He definitely does steroids, but he lies about it.

00:16:22.000 I understand he's probably got his reasons for that.

00:16:24.000 But his origin story is he was a bullied young man.

00:16:27.000 He claims.

00:16:28.000 Now he's a liar, so we don't know if this is true, but it's just young little Brian Johnson in school.

00:16:34.000 His dead name, Brian Johnson.

00:16:36.000 There were people stuffing him into lockers, spitting on their hand and slapping him in the face.

00:16:42.000 He got his shoes stolen, so he had to walk home barefoot.

00:16:45.000 These are all what created the monster Liver King that we see today.

00:16:49.000 I don't know if I believe it, but if that is true, then I think Weckingball is really tapping into his like, you know, his abused origin story where he's like, I'm being bullied again.

00:17:03.000 I got this big so that way no one would ever do this, but now they're back.

00:17:06.000 It was kind of like if a grape did a bunch of trend and then took ayahuasca and is now on.

00:17:13.000 Yeah, I don't know if he's ayahuasca level.

00:17:15.000 I did see him wearing a USS Reagan hat.

00:17:18.000 So he could be red-pilled.

00:17:20.000 I mean, he's in San Antonio.

00:17:22.000 So the fucked up thing is, if you just stopped lying, we would think you're awesome.

00:17:28.000 Maybe not awesome.

00:17:29.000 But we would be like, we'd listen to you a little more.

00:17:31.000 But how are we supposed to trust you if you're not honest about your fact that it's not just hard work?

00:17:37.000 It's a lot of trend.

00:17:38.000 You do work very hard.

00:17:39.000 You do lift very hard, but it's a lot of trend.

00:17:43.000 Or whatever sorts of steroids, frankly.

00:17:47.000 So last night, link 16,031.

00:17:53.000 Gavin was on Chrissy Mayer's podcast last night.

00:17:56.000 And you can just play this without any volume, just B-roll.

00:17:59.000 It's that link there.

00:18:01.000 And it's, you know, I was enjoying his appearance on there.

00:18:05.000 You know, I see a lot of Gavin, obviously.

00:18:07.000 If you go to like the midway point, like about midway through.

00:18:13.000 There you go.

00:18:14.000 Just B-roll.

00:18:15.000 He's there with Ashton, Chrissy Mayer, and some other ladies there.

00:18:19.000 Fucking, it's a different side of Gav.

00:18:21.000 He's at Gav's Tav.

00:18:22.000 He's sauced up.

00:18:25.000 You know, he does this show sauced up too, but really, this is like kind of a fun side of Gavin where he's really mellow and just speaking from the heart, a little more vulnerable than usual.

00:18:39.000 And I think it's a good...

00:18:41.000 I was really enjoying it.

00:18:42.000 Yet again, I see tons of hours of Gavin all the time.

00:18:45.000 But it felt like really a refreshing look, you know, into Gavmeister.

00:18:54.000 And it also shows a side of him that not a lot of people have seen.

00:18:56.000 And a lot of people feel bad for me.

00:18:58.000 They think I'm bullied or mistreated here.

00:19:00.000 I don't think that's the case.

00:19:01.000 I've worked in professional environments where somebody has a vision, as Gavin does.

00:19:06.000 And when things don't go according to plan, you get a little angry.

00:19:08.000 And it's not that he hates you or anything.

00:19:10.000 It's just you fucked up and now you've thrown him off, right?

00:19:16.000 So I had a little bit of that today.

00:19:19.000 Hollowed was a little late.

00:19:20.000 That's fine.

00:19:23.000 But it's okay.

00:19:24.000 You know, because here's the thing about your chi.

00:19:26.000 He talks about this a lot.

00:19:27.000 You have a certain amount of chi.

00:19:28.000 When you are ready to Do a show and it gets delayed, you're like, it's almost like fucking.

00:19:33.000 It's like you're not that you're not in the mood, but you have to like, you know, start playing with yourself to get back in.

00:19:39.000 Like, yeah.

00:19:41.000 So I chug some water and stuff.

00:19:42.000 And it's not your fault.

00:19:43.000 I'm glad that you're here.

00:19:44.000 You got to tell that story about the guy at the gym that got mad at you for opening the door.

00:19:50.000 I'm not going to delay that guy.

00:19:51.000 It's a guy that looks like Will.

00:19:52.000 It's a guy that looks like WillIM.

00:19:55.000 And he was like being a dick.

00:19:57.000 He was like trying to be a dick, but he doesn't know how to because he's like autistic.

00:20:02.000 He's like a weea-boo black guy.

00:20:04.000 He's like an anime nerd black guy.

00:20:07.000 It was just weird, dude.

00:20:08.000 And I just, I'm not even going to get into it.

00:20:11.000 But just to get into nice Gavin, drunk Gavin.

00:20:15.000 Some people are mean drunks.

00:20:16.000 Gavin is a chronically nice drunk.

00:20:20.000 He's fun, and oftentimes he'll inflict damage on himself before he even thinks about getting wily with anybody else.

00:20:27.000 Besides that one fight we had at his house with that guy.

00:20:31.000 He one time, I dropped him home, and as he's getting out, he just looks at me in the eyes.

00:20:37.000 He's like, what are you going to do about this?

00:20:39.000 And he puts his arm in between the door and then just slams his arm in the door.

00:20:45.000 He just slams his own arm in the door.

00:20:47.000 And the next day, it's like, Bruce, you're like, what happened to my arm last night?

00:20:50.000 I was like, you literally slammed into my door.

00:20:54.000 With respect to Mr. McGinnis, because the law is different with respect to him.

00:21:00.000 Literally a perfect drop.

00:21:02.000 Wow.

00:21:03.000 Dan is good.

00:21:03.000 He's making my job look easy.

00:21:06.000 We have some bumpers and transitions coming up that might be challenging, so we'll see.

00:21:10.000 But so far he's doing great.

00:21:11.000 He gave me a bike.

00:21:12.000 He gifted me a bike when I first moved out of my house living in this new town without a car and bought me a bike, took me skiing twice with his family, had a great time.

00:21:24.000 So, you know, if you see him bullying me, it's probably deserved and warranted.

00:21:28.000 It's not even bullying.

00:21:29.000 It's just, you know, he takes this stuff seriously.

00:21:32.000 One time he woke up, he was very, very drunk, passed out downstairs, and I get a call and there's like a situation unfolding.

00:21:42.000 Pretty serious one.

00:21:43.000 And nothing like illegal or bad, just, you know, just personal matters with a friend of ours.

00:21:52.000 And they needed some help.

00:21:54.000 They needed us to get in the car and pick him up or whatever.

00:21:57.000 And he goes with me because he knows the guy I drive because I'm not drunk.

00:22:02.000 And so I wake him up and I'm like, hey, dude, bad news.

00:22:07.000 Fucking blah, blah, blah, blah.

00:22:08.000 We got to go get him.

00:22:10.000 And he's just like, okay.

00:22:11.000 And just wakes up.

00:22:13.000 Usually if you throw anything out of Gavin's bandwidth, if I come up and I'm like, hey, what about this thumbnail?

00:22:20.000 He's like, I don't have the bandwidth for it.

00:22:22.000 Fucking, give me, what's the who, what, when, where, now?

00:22:24.000 Like, give me the information.

00:22:26.000 Let's figure this the fuck out.

00:22:28.000 It was such a serious situation.

00:22:29.000 He was bombed and you would think that he would wake up and be like, what's happening with who and fucking where, why, and pissed.

00:22:36.000 But he just got up and handled the fucking shit.

00:22:38.000 Just go, all right.

00:22:39.000 At his heart, at his core, very sweet, caring man.

00:22:44.000 So no more sympathy from me, please.

00:22:47.000 I'm a grown man.

00:22:48.000 I'm wearing a suit.

00:22:51.000 Exactly.

00:22:54.000 So happy Father's Day to him.

00:22:56.000 Happy, not my father, but father figure's day to Gavin.

00:23:02.000 Last night, another thing that I saw, this is just from the weekend here, Owen Benjamin was on Jim Brewer's podcast.

00:23:13.000 You don't really have to show, we don't have to show footage of that.

00:23:16.000 But it kind of seems like, on first glance, I'm like, Owen Benjamin is now not getting more mainstream, but getting more accepted.

00:23:25.000 And maybe things are kind of looking up for him to exist in some sort of entertainment capacity again.

00:23:32.000 But really what's happening is Jim Brewer is getting more, you know, like separated from the mainstream.

00:23:39.000 But he's ascending, in my eyes, it's not a fall from grace, because he comes from Hollywood or rather comes from this, you know, totally liberalized industry of comedy.

00:23:51.000 He's actually, he's upping his ranks.

00:23:54.000 Owen is like staying the same.

00:23:55.000 He's not getting more mainstream.

00:23:58.000 Brewer is getting more to our level of being tolerant, being open to hearing shit that people.

00:24:08.000 Ain't nobody got time for that.

00:24:09.000 Nobody got time for it.

00:24:11.000 So it's funny.

00:24:12.000 I just think it's the complete opposite of my first gut instinct, which is Owen's getting more popular.

00:24:17.000 No.

00:24:18.000 Brewer is getting more popular.

00:24:20.000 Wasn't Brewer the Mets guy?

00:24:22.000 He was like, Mets in 2015, they're going to win the World Series.

00:24:26.000 Yeah, La Familigia.

00:24:28.000 Or whatever the hell he said.

00:24:29.000 No, that's my word.

00:24:32.000 Can't use it, Brewer.

00:24:33.000 You don't have a vowel in your last name.

00:24:35.000 True.

00:24:35.000 At the end of your last name.

00:24:37.000 That is very Italian.

00:24:39.000 Ew.

00:24:41.000 So my week, let me get into my weekend real quick.

00:24:44.000 I had a great pre-Father's Day on Saturday.

00:24:47.000 We went to go visit my grandparents.

00:24:49.000 There's a picture of my grandfather and Daphne up there, too, that you could show.

00:24:53.000 This is a great guy.

00:24:55.000 I mean, really, Father's Day, it feels like it's a no-brainer for him to be the one who I honor and thank for being a great father figure, great head of the household there.

00:25:09.000 He's just been the man of the house that I've grown up in all my life.

00:25:13.000 He's always taught me how to work hard.

00:25:17.000 A couple of the jobs that I've had were due to him.

00:25:20.000 Ambulette job, the greenhouse job, the Renaissance fair.

00:25:26.000 So he, you know, he showed me how to work hard, showed me how to mow the lawn.

00:25:32.000 He taught me how to, what's it called?

00:25:36.000 Just, you know, try to be a little more financially responsible and be fun.

00:25:39.000 He's a fun guy, and how to golf.

00:25:45.000 That was cool.

00:25:45.000 He told me how to golf.

00:25:47.000 From a young age, he's like, we're golfing.

00:25:49.000 Every meet that I had to go to with Jare OTC to go drill meet, he was a Vietnam veteran.

00:25:55.000 He is a Vietnam veteran.

00:25:57.000 So he really respected that.

00:25:58.000 So we would go 6 o'clock in the Morning to do drill, and he would have no problem drive me around.

00:26:03.000 He drove me to all my jobs, no matter how far away they were.

00:26:06.000 One time I was working in Warwick, super fucking far away from where we live, like 30 minutes for you know, to drive 30 minutes when you don't have to go anywhere in the morning.

00:26:20.000 You know, he never complained.

00:26:21.000 He was just so supportive.

00:26:22.000 That picture you wanted me to show.

00:26:23.000 Oh, that's in the slideshow there.

00:26:27.000 So he's just having a great time with my daughter, and it's just awesome to see him light up and have a great time there.

00:26:33.000 I know this is kind of just life stuff, but I feel like that's really important.

00:26:38.000 When you're ingesting a bunch of news politics and the stuff, it just keeps going on.

00:26:43.000 It never stops.

00:26:44.000 It's always unfair.

00:26:46.000 It's always just like 10% good news, 90% we're getting fucked.

00:26:51.000 I think it's important to concentrate on your family, and I've never really opened up about that sort of stuff, but it's a huge part of who I am.

00:26:59.000 So I don't know if you, can you see it over there?

00:27:02.000 I guess it's not super important, but we had a little lunch together, and the ladies dipped off.

00:27:09.000 My mom went to go vape, and my wife went to go change the baby.

00:27:13.000 And it was just me and him.

00:27:15.000 And, you know, he was diagnosed with prostate cancer not long ago.

00:27:20.000 And so he's always just tough and never shows it.

00:27:25.000 But I had to ask him, I was like, how really are you doing?

00:27:29.000 And he's like, dude, I feel great.

00:27:33.000 You know, I love my life.

00:27:34.000 And I'm really not bogged down by it, really.

00:27:40.000 I'm just going to my appointments, doing what the fuck I have to do.

00:27:42.000 He still has his hair.

00:27:44.000 He did alternate things, not quite chemo.

00:27:49.000 So he's doing great, and that's good to hear.

00:27:52.000 But the one thing that he imparted on to me, he was like, I've learned from you how to be a little more calm because he was kind of a hothead back in the day.

00:27:59.000 You've got to figure.

00:28:00.000 He's a fucking Puerto Rican guy, grew up back in the old school dude.

00:28:06.000 And yeah, he had a temper on him, but he quit alcohol a long time ago.

00:28:11.000 He's been just such a mellow, wise, funny, always funny, always telling jokes guy.

00:28:16.000 But he said to me, he was like, the one thing I'll never forget about you is we're at a family get together and he said that one of our family members were talking about how their son is a lawyer and blah, blah, blah, and they're, you know, just graduated from college or whatever.

00:28:33.000 And he asked, he was like, what do you do, Ryan?

00:28:35.000 And I said, oh, I'm a dishwasher.

00:28:38.000 And I said it with like pride and confidence.

00:28:41.000 And it was something that he really was touched by.

00:28:50.000 So I'm trying to look on the computer there.

00:28:54.000 Did we close it?

00:28:55.000 There we go.

00:28:56.000 Here, I'm going to.

00:28:57.000 Oh.

00:28:58.000 Not the black guy.

00:28:59.000 There We go.

00:29:00.000 There we go.

00:29:03.000 There he is.

00:29:04.000 I hope this isn't magnificently boring, but for me, it means a lot to be able to share that sort of thing.

00:29:09.000 So, there he is, man.

00:29:12.000 He's really a hero to me, my grandfather.

00:29:15.000 And there's Daphne.

00:29:16.000 She loved him.

00:29:17.000 She had a great time.

00:29:19.000 All right.

00:29:19.000 Now, one more thing about the weekend.

00:29:22.000 Here's a tangent I'm going to get into.

00:29:25.000 And I think it's important to share.

00:29:27.000 Oops.

00:29:30.000 We all know, in our heart of hearts, Dungeons and Dragons is fucking gay.

00:29:39.000 It's lame.

00:29:40.000 It's for nerds, losers, basement dwellers, geeks, people that deserve wedgies and get them.

00:29:49.000 But I gotta say, we did it for the lols.

00:29:56.000 But me and my wife, when we heard my little cousin talking about his Dungeons and Dragons game, we were like, when you're married and you don't get out much, like we can't even go to the movies, you know, we don't really have a sitter yet.

00:30:09.000 When you can't get out much and you hear, like, somebody's playing Dungeons and Dragons, we're like, we'll fucking do it.

00:30:14.000 Like, we just Help.

00:30:15.000 We want to do anything.

00:30:17.000 So we had a blast playing Dungeons and Dragons.

00:30:20.000 Let me just say, it has that stink around it.

00:30:24.000 Obviously.

00:30:26.000 Dungeons and Dragons is the punchline for a type of people.

00:30:30.000 When you hear Dungeons and Dragons, you're like the worst type of loser.

00:30:35.000 I understand.

00:30:36.000 But just unprogram yourself for a second.

00:30:39.000 I hate this fucking shit.

00:30:41.000 I know.

00:30:42.000 I know that's what you're thinking.

00:30:44.000 But let me just show you.

00:30:46.000 11A and 11B.

00:30:49.000 I'm already in.

00:30:50.000 After our first game of Dungeons Dragons, I now know the dice I want to buy.

00:30:55.000 I bought them already, actually.

00:30:57.000 These frosted dice with little speckles in them, that's pretty sick.

00:31:00.000 That'll be good for my magic and my things like that.

00:31:03.000 And then the other link there to show you the dice.

00:31:10.000 He'll show them while I keep babbling about this.

00:31:14.000 You know when you first start smoking pot in like maybe high school, if you're super cool like me?

00:31:21.000 After you start smoking pot, you look around the school and you can pinpoint who else smokes pot.

00:31:28.000 You're like, I think that guy does.

00:31:29.000 That guy's hair has always been just like longer than everybody else's.

00:31:33.000 I think he smokes pot.

00:31:34.000 I can now tell who plays Dungeons Dragons or who would be open to Dungeons and Dragons.

00:31:39.000 Or who buys Funko Pops.

00:31:45.000 it's about the same group of people.

00:31:46.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:31:47.000 So it's weird, man.

00:31:48.000 It's this whole world.

00:31:49.000 It's been going on since obviously when it came out way back when.

00:31:52.000 And it's had the shittiest reputation ever since.

00:31:57.000 But I got to show you, celebrities play Dungeons and Dragons.

00:32:03.000 Look at this.

00:32:04.000 You could play with no audio here.

00:32:06.000 That's Vince Vaughan.

00:32:08.000 Who else is there?

00:32:09.000 Tom Morello?

00:32:11.000 Tom Morello.

00:32:12.000 Still kind of bad.

00:32:13.000 Yeah, there he is.

00:32:15.000 Let me just go down the list of these people here that you would know.

00:32:17.000 I mean, there's some people that are writers for some gay shows that we never watch.

00:32:20.000 But Tom Morello, that's pretty bad.

00:32:22.000 I don't want to be affiliated with anything that he likes.

00:32:25.000 The Big Show from WWE, I think that's getting better.

00:32:28.000 Vince Vaughan, I'm sold again.

00:32:31.000 Two out of three guys.

00:32:33.000 Pretty cool dudes.

00:32:35.000 The big show, Vince Vaughan, I think they outweigh the shittiness of Tom Morello, who I've never liked as a guitarist.

00:32:41.000 His politics are cancer.

00:32:43.000 He thinks he's black, but he's literally Dungeons and Dragons level white.

00:32:47.000 So now, back to bad.

00:32:51.000 If you go to 12B, this next person who plays Dungeons and Dragons or did, kind of teeters the scale back to, we don't want to be associated with this.

00:33:02.000 It's Stephen Colbert.

00:33:05.000 Now, here he is talking to one of the guys who plays that celebrity game that we just showed.

00:33:12.000 If you go to 7 minutes and 51 seconds, volume on.

00:33:16.000 And his staffers just got arrested for breaking into the capital.

00:33:19.000 His staffers did get arrested for January 6th.

00:33:21.000 Oh, not January 6th, for breaking into the Capitol or something.

00:33:24.000 Doctor decides to go be a farmer.

00:33:27.000 And we called it death by farming.

00:33:30.000 And then he would roll a new character.

00:33:32.000 I love this.

00:33:32.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:33:33.000 All right.

00:33:34.000 But yeah, we usually, the real way.

00:33:36.000 He's just so not funny.

00:33:38.000 No, but here's the thing.

00:33:41.000 He's not funny because he's wrong and so confident about his political tilt and just makes what should be a fun show about escapism, entertainment, and comedy into a fucking...

00:33:56.000 It's like CNN light.

00:33:58.000 It's like CNN with jokes, quote unquote.

00:34:01.000 They're never funny.

00:34:03.000 It's just a waste of a perfectly good time slot and format that I've always loved fucking late night shows.

00:34:08.000 And it's just, it's a complete abuse of the platform.

00:34:12.000 When I was like 10 or 11, I remember watching Comedy Central South Park was on.

00:34:17.000 And then The Daily Show came on with Jon Stewart.

00:34:20.000 And I could tolerate it.

00:34:21.000 Make sure we could hear you in that mic a little more.

00:34:23.000 I would tolerate it.

00:34:24.000 I would tolerate the daily show.

00:34:26.000 But then when Colbert would come on, I'd just be like, oh.

00:34:30.000 I just remember from a young kid, before I even knew his politics or anything, he just like...

00:34:34.000 Oh, really?

00:34:34.000 He was like that kid that thinks he's really funny, but doesn't have the charisma or the jokes.

00:34:39.000 It's like the popular kid that everybody laughs at his jokes, but you're like, that's not funny, sir.

00:34:46.000 You're just likable.

00:34:47.000 When he's in that likable realm, where is it?

00:34:49.000 I like that.

00:34:50.000 I like when he's having fun.

00:34:52.000 So it's honestly a little less shitty to see him enjoying something that's completely apolitical for once.

00:35:00.000 It's such a rare look that I was kind of like, oh, cool.

00:35:04.000 He's one of us.

00:35:05.000 One of the dungeon masters.

00:35:06.000 So play this with some audio.

00:35:10.000 What's about to happen is insane.

00:35:12.000 Let's go away.

00:35:13.000 Okay.

00:35:14.000 So let's roll, okay?

00:35:14.000 We're going to see.

00:35:15.000 Let's roll.

00:35:16.000 Let's roll.

00:35:16.000 Yeah.

00:35:17.000 Okay, now if you roll a 20, pop up with one hit point, you're good.

00:35:20.000 Okay.

00:35:21.000 You roll one, you lose two.

00:35:23.000 All right.

00:35:23.000 I'm going to skip a little bit.

00:35:25.000 We didn't expect you to roll a 20 because we're going to end the interview anyway.

00:35:29.000 Okay, fine.

00:35:30.000 What they're about to say blew my mind.

00:35:32.000 Because they're telling me to wrap over there.

00:35:33.000 And that's a successful debt save.

00:35:35.000 Well, we've got to get together and play.

00:35:37.000 Who do you play with out there?

00:35:38.000 Oh, man.

00:35:39.000 You know the big show from WWE?

00:35:41.000 Of course.

00:35:41.000 He just joined the group, Taryn Killam from Saturday Night Live.

00:35:44.000 He's in my home group.

00:35:45.000 Vin Diesel plays.

00:35:46.000 You ever play with Vin?

00:35:46.000 I don't know if he does.

00:35:47.000 He says he does.

00:35:48.000 He does, but I don't know anybody that plays with him.

00:35:53.000 And believe me, did you hear that?

00:35:56.000 Did you hear that?

00:35:56.000 My house in LA is the LA hub, and all the writers, directors, comedians, actors, we all started playing again.

00:36:02.000 I'm coming out for the Emmys.

00:36:04.000 Maybe we could be out there.

00:36:06.000 Vin Diesel.

00:36:08.000 We meme him a lot on the show.

00:36:10.000 And when I saw that clip, I was like, it just brings it all around to here.

00:36:15.000 And I'll set this up for you because I don't think you know that it's here.

00:36:25.000 The world got Vinned.

00:36:26.000 He says, who the fuck said, who proudly says, I played Dungeons and Dragons?

00:36:31.000 First of all, that's kind of something that's yet again, very lame, very nerdy.

00:36:35.000 Why would you want to say that as well?

00:36:37.000 As a member of the Dungeons and Dragons community.

00:36:40.000 You have stolen D ⁇ D Valor?

00:36:44.000 What?

00:36:45.000 Here's the thing.

00:36:46.000 Michelle Rodriguez, I know, plays D ⁇ D.

00:36:49.000 So maybe he does.

00:36:50.000 But that's so funny that Vin comes back up in there.

00:36:54.000 So anyway, I know what you're saying.

00:36:56.000 All these people, Tom Morello, fucking, everybody but Vince Vaughan and the big show, these are all homo nerds.

00:37:02.000 And I don't want to play D ⁇ D.

00:37:03.000 That's not, you're not selling me.

00:37:06.000 But if you take a minute to look at everybody.

00:37:09.000 I feel like I'm a toad.

00:37:11.000 I do.

00:37:12.000 I feel like I'm a doad.

00:37:14.000 Everybody in the music industry sucks.

00:37:16.000 They're all liberal and gay, besides like Ariel Pink and John Mouse or whatever the fuck.

00:37:20.000 Everybody in the art world is overwhelmingly toxic with their social justice bullshit.

00:37:27.000 Everybody in movies, television.

00:37:29.000 This is another thing that we can take back and have a subversive subculture of D ⁇ D.

00:37:34.000 And I'll tell you why.

00:37:36.000 It's the opposite of video games.

00:37:37.000 What Gavin hates about video games, what I think everybody could agree, the worst part about video games, besides like you're on the talk thing, talking to friends online, you have to be there for the most part in person.

00:37:48.000 You're creating stuff out of nowhere.

00:37:51.000 Like the dungeon master comes up with a script and shit, and you're talking to your fucking buddies.

00:37:56.000 You could even take it to the gay level where you're like going like, my mage enters the dragon dwarf realm.

00:38:02.000 And you can talk in language and like fucking accents and shit.

00:38:06.000 But really what I learned, it's like problem solving stuff.

00:38:08.000 So my cousin set out a game where we're like, there's this cabin.

00:38:12.000 There are these two barbarians that like they get thrown outside, they're in a fight, and then we try to ask them a question.

00:38:18.000 One of our guys has a linguistics thing.

00:38:21.000 Actually, my wife, she was like an amorphous mist of magic, and she knows how to speak different languages.

00:38:27.000 So she translated some shit, and I tried to get some info.

00:38:30.000 We wound up fucking him up.

00:38:31.000 There was a king elf there.

00:38:33.000 We fucked him up.

00:38:34.000 This guy in our team has a group of dwarves looking for him.

00:38:38.000 And so we're like, there's a couple of options here.

00:38:40.000 We found this map inside the cabin.

00:38:42.000 So what if we dress like barbarians?

00:38:44.000 We dress up in their armor, go fuck up the elves, and then leave a map behind.

00:38:49.000 And then now the elves are off of our buddy's trail and they go attack.

00:38:53.000 Now we get both of these factions to just fuck each other up.

00:38:57.000 Or what we could do is we take this king guy to the barbarian elves and we're like, because he got this, the eye of whatever, my friend hypnotized this guy.

00:39:11.000 So the king is just like this.

00:39:12.000 So we bring him to the encampment and we say, guys, the fucking dwarves just beat the shit out of this guy, your king.

00:39:19.000 We'll team up with you.

00:39:20.000 And now we have an army to beat up these dwarves that are after our friend.

00:39:25.000 And you know what?

00:39:27.000 They were closing in on us.

00:39:28.000 And by the time we even got to that plan to fix this puzzle thing to get out of there, it couldn't even happen.

00:39:34.000 So now we had to do a different thing.

00:39:36.000 Now we're just battling the dwarves.

00:39:40.000 War.

00:39:42.000 War.

00:39:43.000 Where's the camera?

00:39:44.000 Oh, there it is.

00:39:45.000 Dude, I'm telling you, it's very creative, very interesting, and also very social.

00:39:49.000 So you have video games.

00:39:52.000 Have you ever played Risk?

00:39:53.000 I love Risk.

00:39:54.000 Yeah, Risk is phenomenal.

00:39:55.000 I used to play Risk during lunch period.

00:40:00.000 I think there's a reason why these things don't come to the...

00:40:03.000 Lunch period?

00:40:04.000 No, not lunch period.

00:40:05.000 Like, board games, there's a lot of board games, and it actually challenges your mind, and they just want people playing Fortnite and jerking off.

00:40:13.000 You become a lot more submissive and easier to manipulate.

00:40:16.000 Don't drive a car, don't own a property, play Fortnite, watch porn.

00:40:21.000 Right.

00:40:22.000 There's no creativity in it.

00:40:23.000 You're just driving your little train on the train tracks.

00:40:27.000 With Dungeons Dragons, it's literally like your perception can be like, well, what if we do this?

00:40:31.000 What if we do that?

00:40:32.000 And then you have your cool ass dice and you roll to see if you can accomplish that thing.

00:40:38.000 There's like almost no limits.

00:40:39.000 You can be whoever you want.

00:40:40.000 My character was John Meadows, bodybuilder, the guy who really inspired me to lift super heavy.

00:40:48.000 And anyway, whatever.

00:40:50.000 I was just a dude, but I'm a bard, so I play music and it's magical.

00:40:54.000 So you can make them whoever you want.

00:40:56.000 There was a rat guy.

00:40:57.000 There was a fucking half dragon.

00:40:59.000 All right, so all this stuff that we think is corny, Olympus get disturbed, nickelback.

00:41:05.000 These are hit machines.

00:41:06.000 These were great rock song creators.

00:41:10.000 And we were just taught to, right before everything became trap music, we were taught to meme them and be like, look at this photograph.

00:41:19.000 And all we're doing right there is just mocking effort.

00:41:22.000 You know, it's mocking the effort of being, you know, expressing yourself.

00:41:27.000 There's no vulnerability when it comes to rap.

00:41:29.000 There's tons of concepts and messages to the human spirit that rock used to provide in a rocking envelope.

00:41:38.000 Like the song Limelight by Rush.

00:41:40.000 It's about the concept of getting past the fascination of the perceived fame or...

00:41:49.000 You know what it is about?

00:41:50.000 It's about breaking down the perception of something like Dungeons and Dragons.

00:41:55.000 Once you get beyond all the fucking names that they call D ⁇ D players, you can get to the real relation, the underlying theme.

00:42:02.000 Now, we're devoid of any music that speaks to humanity anymore, besides country music, and even that is going fucking hip-hop.

00:42:09.000 So, we're doing ourselves a disservice by just letting them meme the shit that is cool.

00:42:15.000 And I would be dubious of the reputation D ⁇ D has got.

00:42:20.000 Because if something has a bad reputation on a grand scale, it's probably because it's good.

00:42:26.000 Look at everybody you think is cool and based.

00:42:29.000 Okay?

00:42:30.000 Now, if you're interested in trying it out, email me, ryan at censored.tv subject D ⁇ D.

00:42:36.000 And I think we're going to try to get together a Zoom D ⁇ D thing.

00:42:41.000 Our music group that we have, me and Hollowed and a bunch of other guys, I'm going to see how many of those dudes want to give it a shot.

00:42:47.000 And we could have a lot of fun.

00:42:48.000 Who knows?

00:42:49.000 We're going to give it a shot.

00:42:50.000 It'd be more fun to play in person, too.

00:42:52.000 It would be more fun to play in person, but you know, we'll have to make do.

00:42:55.000 There's nothing really limiting ourselves from doing it on the compute.

00:43:00.000 So to go back to nerdy, gay, lame, losing, check out this video here.

00:43:09.000 You could just play it at like low volume or no volume.

00:43:12.000 And you know what?

00:43:13.000 I'll take over.

00:43:14.000 If you just show that there, I'll take over the controls.

00:43:18.000 This is the New York Renaissance Fair.

00:43:23.000 This is a check who's at it.

00:43:24.000 I used to work here.

00:43:26.000 It's one of the funnest jobs I've ever had.

00:43:29.000 One of the best civilian jobs before I became a super famous multi-millionaire producer with different faces that I use, and I could be Trump and Owen Benjamin.

00:43:40.000 No, but it really was a super fun job.

00:43:42.000 It was grueling, like it was hot as hell.

00:43:44.000 I think Owen Benjamin used to do this, actually.

00:43:47.000 I'm not sure if it was at our exact Renaissance fair, but he used to be the guy at the tomato booth, for sure.

00:43:54.000 He said that before.

00:43:56.000 I can't confirm if it's the same exact Renaissance Fair.

00:43:59.000 They have fucking jousting with real horses.

00:44:01.000 They have blacksmiths making swords.

00:44:04.000 We're going to go this year.

00:44:05.000 A lot of people have gone.

00:44:05.000 You know, Brandon Buckingham, the Orange County Choppers guys, Impractical Jokers.

00:44:10.000 It's kind of a thing that people do to get content.

00:44:14.000 We're going to do it this year.

00:44:15.000 Maddie's going to be like a knight.

00:44:17.000 I'm going to be a fucking dwarf or whatever.

00:44:19.000 Where is it?

00:44:21.000 This is in Tuxedo or Sterling Forest, New York.

00:44:25.000 Now, when you enter this, the gates of the Renaissance Fair, You are entering a different world.

00:44:31.000 There's different houses and huts and atmospheres and little sub-villages.

00:44:36.000 All the shit they sell, like food-wise, is really good and really interesting.

00:44:41.000 You get like Middle Eastern food that's time-relevant or like, you know, time accurate to the era.

00:44:49.000 They got those rides, that's what I used to do.

00:44:52.000 I used to push these rides.

00:44:54.000 That's the barrel.

00:44:57.000 Then, you know, when I first started there, I was a breaker, so I'd give people 20-minute breaks from these rides, so I would do all of the rides and go around and give people breaks.

00:45:07.000 Then I became the barrel dude.

00:45:08.000 And the barrel is one of the hardest ones.

00:45:11.000 I'm not even making that up, in the thing because you could fit a lot of people in there, and it's just a huge swing.

00:45:17.000 Here, if you go to my camera real quick, camera two, you would get these people in a barrel.

00:45:27.000 You would put six people in the barrel.

00:45:28.000 That's like the maximum.

00:45:30.000 It's at a dead stop.

00:45:31.000 It's just hanging by ropes.

00:45:32.000 So you push it forward, you push it back, push it forward, push it back until it's like above your head and you're like pushing it with just your hand because it's like so, it's gotten so much height.

00:45:43.000 And then when you come back down again, you jump up, so now it carries you back.

00:45:48.000 And when it goes to the end of its swing, you pop back on the ground and you fucking pivot it.

00:45:56.000 And you, you, like, put your hand on one side and you pivot with the ropes, and it fucking spins.

00:46:01.000 And it was hard to learn how to do it.

00:46:04.000 It's a technique.

00:46:04.000 It's a skill thing.

00:46:05.000 And sometimes fat, drunk guys will be like, how funny would it be if you pushed us?

00:46:09.000 Oh, can you do it?

00:46:10.000 We'll give you extra money.

00:46:11.000 They give you extra money.

00:46:13.000 It was really a blast.

00:46:14.000 But let's go back to the video of this.

00:46:19.000 So I think you guys should, there's fire breathers, people that put knives down their throats, shit like that.

00:46:25.000 I think it'll be a really fun time to do a little content out there.

00:46:32.000 So look forward to that.

00:46:33.000 I'm hereby declaring that we have to do it.

00:46:36.000 Gavin's already shown a little bit of interest in it.

00:46:38.000 I'd be down to buy a shield, and we can do...

00:46:42.000 Camera one?

00:46:44.000 What's up?

00:46:45.000 No, we should get the armor and the weapons and stuff and just do some fighting.

00:46:52.000 We're going to go all out when we go there.

00:46:54.000 And we're going to blog the food.

00:46:56.000 So anyway, that's...

00:46:58.000 If you go to the next video...

00:47:01.000 Now, let's say you're already on board.

00:47:02.000 You know that the Renaissance Fair is a fun time.

00:47:05.000 It's a little escapism.

00:47:06.000 You get to dress up all dumb.

00:47:07.000 You get to drink mead and huge beer with a turkey leg.

00:47:11.000 You know that it's awesome.

00:47:12.000 Now this one, this is a brand new Renaissance Fair in the Putnam Valley.

00:47:18.000 Here, turn up the volume.

00:47:20.000 There we go.

00:47:22.000 I'm sorry, go ahead.

00:47:57.000 All right, let me go through this here.

00:47:59.000 They have a black queen.

00:48:00.000 Literally, black queen.

00:48:02.000 Not that I have any problem with that, but it's obviously not really.

00:48:08.000 Number one Renaissance ban.

00:48:10.000 Yeah, it's not historically accurate.

00:48:12.000 Not only that, they don't have any like...

00:48:15.000 They have one set piece that's just like a huge castle.

00:48:18.000 And it's just people in a field dancing around.

00:48:21.000 Dude, I feel bad making fun of it because they're trying.

00:48:25.000 But, I mean, it just looks shitty.

00:48:27.000 You know, you can see there's like modern buildings in the background.

00:48:30.000 There's just like tents, like pop-up tents.

00:48:33.000 It's a brand new one, so hopefully maybe they'll like expand and get good.

00:48:36.000 But there's no way that you can do what the New York Renaissance Fair is.

00:48:42.000 Like, it is literally like two or three towns worth of time, like, you know, what is it?

00:48:51.000 Period accurate shit.

00:48:54.000 Anyway, I'm probably severely boring you, but we'll go back to camera one real quick.

00:49:03.000 So, you know, let's go into the regular show here.

00:49:10.000 We're going to start the show.

00:49:12.000 Now, hey, bud, what we're going to do is I'm going to help you start the show.

00:49:25.000 No, we got to do the start the show graphic thing.

00:49:28.000 Oh, yeah.

00:49:29.000 So, here, let me...

00:49:30.000 I'll just...

00:49:32.000 So, camera one, and then press play.

00:49:35.000 Let's start the show.

00:49:51.000 Now you unclick that one.

00:49:54.000 That button.

00:49:55.000 I think it's disc one or disc two.

00:49:57.000 Yes.

00:49:58.000 Thank you.

00:49:59.000 Great.

00:49:59.000 So that went smooth.

00:50:02.000 I forgot to tell you that I still have that Biden thing afterwards.

00:50:07.000 I just fade it out.

00:50:09.000 Gavin didn't want that at the end.

00:50:10.000 It still exists there, but I just fade it.

00:50:13.000 So there's a little peek behind the curtain.

00:50:15.000 And now we're going to hit racism.

00:50:18.000 So, Holly Boy, if you go to the desktop, any open desktop, yeah.

00:50:29.000 And then here, I'll do it for you here.

00:50:31.000 Bam.

00:50:32.000 Bam.

00:50:33.000 And let's talk about racism.

00:50:36.000 Go for it.

00:50:37.000 I'm a black female.

00:50:39.000 What other different, what else could I have done to piss you off?

00:50:43.000 Black woman?

00:50:45.000 This is really inconvenient.

00:51:00.000 Alright.

00:51:01.000 Now we're in the racism segment.

00:51:03.000 I came up with this.

00:51:05.000 I just pulled together a quick slideshow from R slash accidental racism.

00:51:11.000 It's some of the funniest accidental racism there is out there.

00:51:16.000 So this is a racism segment, but what we're about to look at is just accidental.

00:51:22.000 Nobody means any harm by it.

00:51:24.000 Yeah, we would scroll through these.

00:51:26.000 There we go.

00:51:26.000 Starting with this one.

00:51:28.000 Yeah, I could take over from it, actually.

00:51:30.000 So just, yeah, make me small.

00:51:34.000 Cool.

00:51:36.000 Buy now.

00:51:37.000 Okay.

00:51:38.000 That's not good.

00:51:41.000 Is there a way to zoom out of this?

00:51:45.000 Let's see.

00:51:47.000 Anyway, so that's some, you know, a thing that says buy now.

00:51:53.000 And then the caption was, I hope they're talking about the shirt.

00:51:57.000 If this is true, I actually screenshotted this.

00:52:00.000 If you Google how are shitty people created, it says, did you mean how were white people created?

00:52:06.000 I don't feel that that's so accidental.

00:52:09.000 This is an Australian bus with an interesting license plate.

00:52:15.000 I mean, Australia is an English-speaking country.

00:52:19.000 There's no excuse.

00:52:20.000 That's hilarious.

00:52:21.000 Peanuts, the verified account of their Twitter, posted this.

00:52:27.000 You're one of the good ones.

00:52:29.000 Interesting.

00:52:31.000 Barack Obama, you know, when you repost something, it cuts off the text.

00:52:36.000 So I think what he was trying to say is, while president, there used to be a painting depicting the night, but it cut off in an unfortunate spot.

00:52:46.000 Oh, man.

00:52:47.000 Yes.

00:52:48.000 Let's see.

00:52:49.000 In Maine, this is a little thing from some site.

00:52:53.000 Best, best parts of Maine, lowest violent crime rate.

00:52:57.000 Maine ranks as the safest state in the country, as there were just 124 violent crimes reported for every 100,000 residents, less than a third of the national rate.

00:53:06.000 The worst part about Maine, least diverse, according to latest census data, 94.4% of Maine's population is white, beating out nearby Vermont and New Hampshire as the least diverse states.

00:53:19.000 Now, that's unfortunate.

00:53:22.000 Somebody labeled this crate white power.

00:53:26.000 Interesting.

00:53:27.000 Strips, yeah, yeah.

00:53:30.000 This is this great AI generator that we've been loving lately.

00:53:34.000 If you type in black people, it has a propensity to associate black faces with mugshots for some reason.

00:53:44.000 That's fucked up.

00:53:45.000 This is the actual screenshot.

00:53:47.000 I know I had to charge my battery.

00:53:49.000 But yes, this confirms that the How Are White People Created thing is real.

00:53:55.000 In Halo, the color palette for Juneteenth was called Bonobo, which is a monkey.

00:54:05.000 That's unfortunate.

00:54:06.000 I'm not even sure.

00:54:07.000 Are bonobos from Africa?

00:54:09.000 And that wraps that segment up there.

00:54:12.000 Let me see.

00:54:12.000 Hey, Siri.

00:54:16.000 What country are the bonobo monkeys found?

00:54:21.000 Here's what I found from World Wildlife Fund.

00:54:23.000 Wild bonobos can only be found in Africa.

00:54:26.000 The Congo.

00:54:27.000 Okay.

00:54:28.000 So I guess just unfortunate.

00:54:32.000 Number 17.

00:54:34.000 Link 17.

00:54:36.000 Here's some more.

00:54:37.000 This is actual racism.

00:54:39.000 The 16-year-old is getting bullied, racially profiled.

00:54:43.000 Do my fucking neighborhood!

00:54:44.000 Burning that racist!

00:54:46.000 I told you not to!

00:54:47.000 Get out of my face.

00:54:48.000 I'm not in your face!

00:54:49.000 Get out of my neighborhood!

00:54:50.000 Fuck why!

00:54:50.000 Who got a gun?

00:54:51.000 Who got the gun?

00:54:53.000 The guy who's got a permit to carry you.

00:54:54.000 You got a gun?

00:54:55.000 You're the one that would get a gun.

00:54:58.000 Get out of this neighborhood!

00:55:04.000 But y'all want to smash the fucking window?

00:55:06.000 Smash the window?

00:55:10.000 So yeah, this poor kid was probably literally doing nothing, wasn't burning out.

00:55:14.000 Like, they said that he was burning out and racing through the fucking development.

00:55:19.000 You know, I don't know why they have such a big problem with that.

00:55:23.000 Of course, Shizmabin, he has a...

00:55:27.000 He's a little biased.

00:55:28.000 He usually is like, yo, white people and cops be shitty, dog.

00:55:33.000 But there's obviously more to the fucking story.

00:55:36.000 They're not just like, get the fuck out of it.

00:55:38.000 I don't know.

00:55:39.000 Where was that?

00:55:39.000 Was that filmed in Maine?

00:55:41.000 Anyway, but Shizmabin has his moments.

00:55:45.000 He could admit when white people are hilarious.

00:55:47.000 So he did post this language warning, but it is funny.

00:55:52.000 Okay, wait.

00:55:53.000 This is what annoys me about Instagram.

00:55:55.000 You have to pause it, then you have to unmute, and then hopefully you got it in time.

00:55:59.000 And we did.

00:55:59.000 Enjoy.

00:56:00.000 Trying to run game on me and my pops?

00:56:02.000 Suck my dick!

00:56:03.000 How about you clip the hair on my balls and suck my monkey nuts, you fucking treasure!

00:56:08.000 Trying to run game on the old white man?

00:56:09.000 Go try that shit on someone else, you fucking smile.

00:56:12.000 Bitches and OnlyFans!

00:56:13.000 We don't pay for pussy, you stupid ass bitch!

00:56:15.000 You think you're hot shit?

00:56:16.000 Well, you can suck my fucking old 70-year-old shribbled-up fucking cock!

00:56:21.000 Back in my day, bitches would suck dick at the snap of a finger.

00:56:25.000 What the fuck is wrong with this generation?

00:56:27.000 I was born in 1953, you fucking trees.

00:56:31.000 And while you were sucking dick in the stairways, guess what I was doing?

00:56:35.000 I was fucking your grandmother.

00:56:37.000 He's old and he's broke.

00:56:39.000 And I laugh at you, bitches, like a fucking joke.

00:56:42.000 Back in the 60s, we had gangbangers too.

00:56:44.000 But wait, dad, this is 2022.

00:56:46.000 We're bitches at fucking the Bronx Zoo.

00:56:49.000 Father-son duo?

00:56:50.000 2022.

00:56:51.000 PCS.

00:56:51.000 And if you're not jacking us, fuck you too.

00:56:54.000 Y'all bitches trying to- That's so fucking good.

00:56:58.000 I like how they could admit when white people do be funny as fuck, though.

00:57:02.000 I've never heard of the term trees before, but uh, man, I'm gonna start using it.

00:57:09.000 Can you look that up?

00:57:10.000 Can you look up the meaning of trees?

00:57:12.000 I don't even know how to spell that.

00:57:13.000 Is that an Italian thing?

00:57:14.000 No, I mean, I don't know.

00:57:16.000 That guy doesn't look.

00:57:17.000 They look Italian?

00:57:19.000 No?

00:57:20.000 Or maybe Jewish.

00:57:21.000 Yeah, there we go.

00:57:22.000 Yeah, definitely.

00:57:22.000 Oh, okay.

00:57:24.000 Often used to identify a hoe in New York.

00:57:26.000 Wow, I've never heard that.

00:57:27.000 That's pretty good.

00:57:28.000 Trich.

00:57:29.000 Damn.

00:57:30.000 Okay.

00:57:33.000 Now number 19, we have to really recognize, I know a lot of people say Dano Link 19.

00:57:47.000 I think we can all agree that although hip-hop is a problem, a problem influence for the black community, right now in 2022, the biggest threat to influencing our youngsters is buddy and daddy, she don't give a fuck.

00:58:02.000 She be tweaking, she shaking her butt.

00:58:14.000 That's good.

00:58:14.000 So, you know, 2022, it's a little bit different.

00:58:17.000 You know, back in my day, fucking hip-hop music used to cause the youngsters to be all wily, but no.

00:58:23.000 All right, so now, if you don't mind, Dano, we're going to hit a green screen.

00:58:33.000 So, here, let me walk you through it real quick.

00:58:36.000 Ba-ba-da.

00:58:38.000 Bop.

00:58:40.000 And then take one.

00:58:41.000 And you would press seven, red, seven, and then play.

00:58:46.000 Green screen.

00:58:56.000 Come on, everybody.

00:59:00.000 Come on, everybody.

00:59:03.000 Okay, so this is a green screen.

00:59:05.000 I didn't set it up, but this is about how, you know, Gavin often says that animals are losers.

00:59:11.000 Not only are they losers, I agree with him, for the most part, but they're also very rude.

00:59:18.000 Look at this interview with little animals and tell me these aren't rude.

00:59:27.000 What's up, everybody?

00:59:28.000 Welcome to Tiny Mike Interviews 2.

00:59:30.000 I just want to make a quick disclaimer before the video starts that all of the exotic animals that you'll see today are from a permitted facility in California called Zoo to You Conservation Ambassadors.

00:59:39.000 Very special to me.

00:59:40.000 This is where I started zookeeping in college.

00:59:41.000 But I want to be...

00:59:42.000 So she and skip forward to like just maybe like 30 seconds past.

00:59:48.000 She looks like a sweet chick, you know?

00:59:50.000 I mean, just like a nice girl, cares about animals.

00:59:52.000 She's taking the time to interview these animals and look how rude they are there.

00:59:57.000 Go ahead.

00:59:58.000 Food, sir?

00:59:59.000 What is that?

01:00:00.000 That's so normal.

01:00:02.000 It's rude, is what it is.

01:00:05.000 What is it?

01:00:06.000 Is that a porcupine?

01:00:08.000 Looks like it.

01:00:09.000 Or a hedgehog?

01:00:10.000 Nah, hedgehogs are small.

01:00:14.000 That's a very long answer.

01:00:15.000 Thank you.

01:00:16.000 Wow.

01:00:16.000 And pause?

01:00:17.000 Did you notice how self-centered that thing is?

01:00:20.000 You know, she asked one question.

01:00:22.000 He's just like, oh, I like to eat this.

01:00:24.000 I like to eat corn.

01:00:26.000 We asked you one question.

01:00:28.000 It's not a biography.

01:00:30.000 Go ahead.

01:00:33.000 Best way to start a conversation.

01:00:41.000 Like, that thing costs money and you're just gobbling down on it with your huge beak.

01:00:44.000 Questly, what's your favorite thing?

01:00:46.000 His feathers are already ruffled.

01:00:47.000 Being a capybara?

01:00:48.000 Dude, if you don't want to do the interview, fucking you can say no.

01:00:51.000 Capybara?

01:01:00.000 Just an asshole.

01:01:01.000 Thank you.

01:01:02.000 Godzilla, what's it like being land's fastest animal?

01:01:06.000 Now this guy is pretty cool, actually.

01:01:11.000 I'm dead serious.

01:01:12.000 I don't know how they did that because the tracking on it is so good.

01:01:15.000 I don't think it was like just a JPEG of...

01:01:19.000 I really think, in my heart of hearts, somehow they found perfectly fitting pit vipers.

01:01:25.000 Can you rewind?

01:01:27.000 Because if that's just like, you know, a PNG tracking his face, look how good that is.

01:01:33.000 I don't know.

01:01:34.000 Spike, would you be willing to do an interview?

01:01:37.000 There's the hedgehog.

01:01:39.000 It's...

01:01:39.000 That was repetitive?

01:01:43.000 That's a hedgehog.

01:01:44.000 Yeah.

01:01:45.000 Pixel, why are you always so sleepy?

01:01:51.000 Okay, now she's being rude to this guy.

01:01:53.000 He's trying to sleep, and now she's...

01:01:54.000 Alright, you know what?

01:01:55.000 I think we get the point.

01:01:56.000 If you could just exit full screen and go to the next tab to the right.

01:02:02.000 This is Reader.

01:02:03.000 That targets hygiene in public restrooms.

01:02:05.000 Hello, Leons.

01:02:07.000 My name is Amos.

01:02:09.000 I am Joy.

01:02:11.000 We are here as Integral 3 Company Limited.

01:02:14.000 We are asking for 250,000 for 10% of our equity.

01:02:18.000 Okay.

01:02:19.000 Wait, what is this?

01:02:21.000 How much is 250,000 Kenyan shillings in American dollars?

01:02:28.000 20 bucks.

01:02:31.000 250,000 Kenyan shillings is equivalent to about 2,130 US dollars.

01:02:37.000 So they're asking for $2,000 for their company.

01:02:40.000 What did they invent?

01:02:41.000 Lions, I'm pretty sure you can all relate to the times when you have been in town, stuck in traffic or some place in town, and you really have to use the bathroom.

01:02:50.000 But at the back of your mind, you have the idea of how a public toilet is going to be.

01:02:54.000 Worst case scenario, in town with your kids.

01:02:57.000 They are tugging at the hands of your scout.

01:02:59.000 Mom, I need to go to the loo.

01:03:00.000 At the back of your head, you still have the picture of the jam-ridden surface that your kid has to sit on.

01:03:06.000 This is an example of every other time when a public bathroom is not only a necessity, but simply a case of having only that one choice.

01:03:16.000 When you get in there, you have to do your one-minute scan.

01:03:19.000 And at this point, that is where we introduce our toilet toilet seat covers.

01:03:22.000 These are three ply toilet seat covers, giving you not one, not two, but three antibacterial.

01:03:29.000 So they have invented, I don't believe that there's three layers, by the way, but even if there is, basically just toilet seat covers.

01:03:36.000 And that's something that like, you know, not third world countries would just supply for you, like a toilet seat cover or whatever.

01:03:44.000 But you'll find out that like their margins are really bad for what they're offering.

01:03:49.000 And by the way, it's like, why not just do that with toilet paper?

01:03:53.000 So, and another thing, yeah, like how dirty is the, like, So, this would have to mean that literally every public bathroom in Kenya is so dirty that you would actually need to have.

01:04:07.000 Like, I know gas station bathrooms can be really bad, a Burger King bathroom can be pretty bad, but for the most part, any public bathroom is like suitable.

01:04:16.000 So, not only did they really, like, not invent something, they just reinvented the wheel.

01:04:23.000 But for your ass cheeks.

01:04:24.000 Some places they just have the hole.

01:04:26.000 Some places just have a hole.

01:04:28.000 Yeah, what are you going to put that on?

01:04:28.000 No, like literally in the bathroom, there's just a hole, and then you squash it.

01:04:33.000 No, I believe you.

01:04:35.000 But it's like, Sharks, we are asking for $2,000 for 50% of our company.

01:04:42.000 What are you inventing?

01:04:44.000 You know the things that already exist.

01:04:46.000 We ain't going to do it, but it's a portable version.

01:04:50.000 And then they're like, I have another invention.

01:04:52.000 Okay, wait.

01:04:53.000 Yeah, I'm going to go into a Kenyan shark town.

01:04:55.000 I'm going to be like, sharks, I'm asking for $2,000 for 10% of my company.

01:05:01.000 And wow, that is a pretty big valuation.

01:05:04.000 This beta be good.

01:05:05.000 Do not waste my time.

01:05:08.000 And then I'm like, okay, my invention is, why don't we stop shitting on the seats?

01:05:13.000 Like, why are the seats dirty?

01:05:16.000 Is it because of African buns germs?

01:05:19.000 I don't think so.

01:05:19.000 I think it's because they're shitting and pissing on the seats and not cleaning it up.

01:05:23.000 My invention is called public decency.

01:05:27.000 If you make a bpee or poo-poo all over the place, you wipe it up.

01:05:32.000 It's called common sense.

01:05:35.000 It's called a modicum of dignity under the sea.

01:05:43.000 That about wraps.

01:05:44.000 I think, you know, I can go on forever about, you know, how Kenyan Shark Tank is hilarious, but, you know, I hope to do this more in the future.

01:05:53.000 I have an entire Google Doc about silly inventions and serious inventions.

01:06:02.000 And I try to do it by ethnicity, you know, because there's not a lot of black entrepreneurs.

01:06:09.000 But the problem that they have when they go on Shark Tank is they have one of three inventions.

01:06:14.000 It's either clothing, like a clothing line that has no proprietary, you know, there's nothing specific or proprietary that they have a claim to, or it's like food, like I swear, lemonade.

01:06:28.000 One of them is honey.

01:06:31.000 The other one is like a chicken sauce, like a barbecue sauce.

01:06:35.000 And the other one is hair products, inevitably.

01:06:38.000 They really don't escape those three categories.

01:06:43.000 So it's sad that like, you know, most of their products never get picked up because it's like, you don't own this idea.

01:06:52.000 So that seems to be a problem.

01:06:53.000 I mean, I'm also going to say that this is an Asian problem too.

01:06:58.000 Not a lot of inventive Asians out there.

01:07:00.000 One of them had this light therapy that was just like kind of out there already, but the way she branded it, what Asians are good at is copying things and maybe improving them, but not really inventing.

01:07:11.000 For some reason, it seems like white people have really invented inventing and they have total proprietary license over it because I don't see a lot of other people doing it.

01:07:33.000 Nice fade.

01:07:40.000 Alright, so I kind of bailed on that first one of animals being rude because I think we know that already.

01:07:47.000 So why don't we hit the next segment, My Pet Biden.

01:07:55.000 So blank desktop.

01:07:58.000 And I'll actually...

01:08:00.000 You want me to get it?

01:08:01.000 I'll do it.

01:08:04.000 It's just quicker for me to locate all this stuff, but alright.

01:08:09.000 Camera 7.

01:08:10.000 Biden.

01:08:12.000 There you go.

01:08:13.000 On him I can depend.

01:08:15.000 My cat.

01:08:16.000 Biden.

01:08:17.000 A monster of a president.

01:08:20.000 He's big and food.

01:08:21.000 Sleepy.

01:08:22.000 But a friendly monster too.

01:08:24.000 My cat.

01:08:25.000 Biden.

01:08:26.000 Wait, what?

01:08:26.000 That doesn't rhyme.

01:08:32.000 Sweet.

01:08:34.000 All right.

01:08:35.000 That wasn't a yawn.

01:08:36.000 I'm cracking my jaw.

01:08:39.000 TMJ is.

01:08:40.000 Yeah, dude.

01:08:40.000 Brutal.

01:08:41.000 I got TMJ like two days ago.

01:08:44.000 Really?

01:08:44.000 My daughter has a cough.

01:08:45.000 She's had a bad cough for the past couple days, and her nose is super runny.

01:08:48.000 She's sick.

01:08:49.000 And I think I caught whatever she's got.

01:08:52.000 But now my right ear is like deaf.

01:08:59.000 Not good.

01:09:00.000 So first link, number 20 for my pet Biden.

01:09:07.000 Obviously, the big news is that he fell off of his bike onto the earth due to Russian gravity.

01:09:16.000 And Donald Trump responded to it by posting this video.

01:09:20.000 Oh, is he actually using Truth Social again?

01:09:23.000 So he used the meme where he hits the golf ball and it hits Biden down the airplane stairs, but now using it for this bike thing.

01:09:33.000 Now, what I thought was the next link, 21, I thought this guy's...

01:09:43.000 There you go.

01:09:44.000 Now, 2-1.

01:09:47.000 This guy who seems like a total DALT for trying to be like, hey, yeah, Joe Biden crashes off his bike and he asks, what's Trump doing when that happened?

01:10:00.000 So he says, when Joe Biden was bike riding, the old geezer Trump was driving a golf cart in Tennessee.

01:10:08.000 So basically what he did, he confirmed it was Trump.

01:10:10.000 I mean, Trump was golfing on the same day that Biden fell off his bicycle.

01:10:16.000 So I don't believe he was in the golf cart.

01:10:18.000 I think he actually hit that shot.

01:10:19.000 And the thing that we learned is Trump can drive a ball about 700 miles.

01:10:25.000 So actually, that's very impressive.

01:10:27.000 Camera 1.

01:10:28.000 Yeah, I miss that for four years, basically, Trump was responsible for literally all the problems in the world.

01:10:36.000 Yeah.

01:10:36.000 And now he's gone, and they're like, no, the blame is more specific.

01:10:45.000 It's got to be specifically Trump in a golf cart.

01:10:48.000 So now we're going to hit a quick feminism.

01:10:50.000 These are quick topics.

01:10:51.000 Just want to get them out the way here.

01:10:53.000 Desktop?

01:10:54.000 Yep.

01:10:55.000 Good desktop.

01:10:56.000 And it's that feminisms.

01:10:59.000 Who here identifies as a feminist?

01:11:01.000 We are the storm.

01:11:03.000 The very form of change that the world has been waiting for.

01:11:10.000 Who said I was too pretty to fight?

01:11:15.000 That's the topic of Gonaski literally if you don't realize how your behavior is horrible.

01:11:24.000 Okay.

01:11:26.000 So, can you do the feminism background?

01:11:31.000 Same place where you got the Joe Biden background, but it's all pink stuff.

01:11:35.000 Repeal the 19th Amendment.

01:11:38.000 That's correct.

01:11:40.000 Oh, there we go.

01:11:41.000 So, just two things.

01:11:43.000 It's a quick segment here.

01:11:44.000 Feminism.

01:11:45.000 Number 2-2.

01:11:47.000 Antifa hates feminists now.

01:11:49.000 I thought...

01:11:50.000 I don't remember them doing this to feminists.

01:11:53.000 I remember them maybe attacking TERFs or something like that for some anti-trance thing.

01:12:00.000 But they just straight up don't like feminists anymore.

01:12:04.000 Link 2-2.

01:12:07.000 Like one of the things that ballet dancers wear.

01:12:10.000 A dooto.

01:12:14.000 Oh, and if you want, can you pot down Mike 3?

01:12:17.000 It's the third channel on that soundboard.

01:12:21.000 Third one, right?

01:12:23.000 Mm-hmm.

01:12:24.000 Put it all the way down?

01:12:24.000 Cool.

01:12:25.000 Yeah.

01:12:37.000 Remember when people would literally just fight wars over, you know, maybe a 2% tax on tea?

01:12:43.000 You know, maybe they were just upset because someone genuflected on the wrong spot during mass, so they decided to challenge them to war.

01:12:54.000 And now we just get walked all over.

01:12:57.000 You know, we gotta do the right thing.

01:13:00.000 Always.

01:13:03.000 Yeah, I mean, we're pussified.

01:13:05.000 I mean, even Antifa has become pussified because they don't have proud boys to throw piss bottles at to engage with them in violence.

01:13:16.000 Well, because they don't know what to do that Trump's not president now, because you can't really get mad at someone with a Trump hat.

01:13:21.000 Right.

01:13:22.000 Yeah, they don't know where to aim their anger no more.

01:13:24.000 So now they're just, and this is perfect for them.

01:13:27.000 This is what they're doing.

01:13:27.000 Also, they always wear masks.

01:13:29.000 Like, I don't get it.

01:13:30.000 Now, people who wear masks, it is a political statement, unless you're in a hospital or something, but you're outside, it's 90 degrees, you're wearing shorts and a spaghetti string tank top, and you're wearing a mask.

01:13:42.000 Okay, we get it.

01:13:44.000 You've voted for Joe Biden.

01:13:45.000 Let me just check this out.

01:13:46.000 This is trending.

01:13:47.000 Marvel's Miles Morales, what-if issue, number four, faces fan backlash due to racial stereotypes.

01:13:54.000 I'd love to see the amount of backlash.

01:13:55.000 I'd love to see who these people are.

01:13:57.000 I doubt it, first of all.

01:13:59.000 New Marvel comic which reimagines what would have happened if the hugely popular Miles Morales became Thor instead of Spider-Man and has recently received a huge backlash online for its stereotypical depiction of a black neighborhood.

01:14:12.000 I thought he was like half Dominican, half black.

01:14:14.000 Anyway, fans have picked up on the stereotypes featuring quotes from rap albums, sneakers hanging from the telephone lines and Miles saying Asgard is his hood.

01:14:24.000 What?

01:14:24.000 Wait, that's how they talk.

01:14:27.000 Are you saying like black culture is racist inherently?

01:14:31.000 Sneakers hanging from telephone lines, that's a thing.

01:14:35.000 That's real.

01:14:35.000 That happens.

01:14:37.000 Why does he have like boobs?

01:14:39.000 Saying that's my hood?

01:14:40.000 That's...

01:14:41.000 How the fuck is that?

01:14:44.000 Doesn't it look like he has boobs in this picture?

01:14:47.000 Yeah, he's got...

01:14:48.000 And he has a pride hammer, too.

01:14:51.000 Is it a pride hammer?

01:14:51.000 I don't know.

01:14:52.000 It's a little rainbow-y.

01:14:53.000 Yeah.

01:14:54.000 Oh, it's all like...

01:14:55.000 Well, I mean, if you're going to say that the sneakers on the telephone wires is racist or saying my hood, what about graffiti?

01:15:03.000 Graffiti on his hammer?

01:15:05.000 So that's kind of saying, like...

01:15:07.000 It's like if Captain America had graffiti on his shoes.

01:15:11.000 There we go.

01:15:11.000 No, they are.

01:15:12.000 They are talking about the graffiti.

01:15:14.000 Graffiti adorning many of the buildings and shoes hanging from telephone wires.

01:15:18.000 Okay, yeah, that's what a hood looks like, my sir.

01:15:20.000 Yeah, he's got the pride.

01:15:21.000 What about the fact that he wears Jordan 1s?

01:15:27.000 Like, isn't that a stereotype?

01:15:28.000 Did he really?

01:15:29.000 Yeah, he's got...

01:15:30.000 Like, when the Spider-Man came out, see those ones right there?

01:15:33.000 They actually came out with those and they're pretty sick.

01:15:35.000 Not going to lie.

01:15:37.000 Eyes on me.

01:15:39.000 Because that is a Tupac album.

01:15:42.000 Okay.

01:15:44.000 All Eyes on Me, that's true.

01:15:46.000 Racist Tropes.

01:15:48.000 Anyway, this is now going into racism, but let's go to 23.

01:15:52.000 One more thing on feminism that I think is pretty funny.

01:15:56.000 And I think in many ways, it all comes back to feminism.

01:16:00.000 I mean, before women had the right to comment on guys' shit like dungeons and fucking dragon, no, and Spider-Man, I don't think this would have been a problem.

01:16:11.000 Okay, so in a recent interview today, let's go see that again.

01:16:15.000 Rich women using poor women's wombs and bodies because they're worried about their career is more of a capitalist dystopia than the feminists when they think it is.

01:16:24.000 So true.

01:16:25.000 In a recent interview today, Jamie, I don't know who the fuck she is, explained why she decided to use a surrogate.

01:16:30.000 She said she had been terrified of becoming pregnant because of the potential effect it would have on her acting career.

01:16:36.000 So she just had somebody, hey, you have my baby for me.

01:16:40.000 It's really extra just disgusting and selfish because there are women who know the risk and know before they get pregnant that they might die.

01:16:48.000 And they still do it because they want to have a child that badly.

01:16:50.000 And this person is so superficial about having a child that she wants someone else to have a fur.

01:16:58.000 And then probably she's going to, you know, send her kid to boarding school.

01:17:02.000 Yeah, she's going to raise the kid?

01:17:04.000 Likely not.

01:17:05.000 And I'm going to have an au pair, and you know.

01:17:08.000 And then when my kid's doing heroin at 17 and hates me, I'm going to be like, it's the Republicans' fault.

01:17:15.000 I'm going to have my kid, my kid is going to be like me.

01:17:17.000 They're going to make somebody else do heroin for them because of the negative effects it has.

01:17:22.000 But they still want to.

01:17:23.000 I think this chick is pretty funny.

01:17:26.000 I think it's funny she wants a surrogate so it doesn't harm her career.

01:17:29.000 Meanwhile, I have no idea who she even is.

01:17:32.000 Yeah, totally true.

01:17:33.000 I don't know who this is.

01:17:35.000 Let's find out.

01:17:36.000 What is she from?

01:17:37.000 I think she's...

01:17:40.000 She's that one Asian actress in all the movies.

01:17:43.000 In all the shit?

01:17:44.000 I was terrified of putting my life on hold for two years plus, she said.

01:17:47.000 In my industry, it feels like you're easily forgotten if you don't work within the next month of your last job.

01:17:52.000 Things are so quickly paced in what we do.

01:17:55.000 Alright.

01:17:56.000 She just replied, we still don't know.

01:17:58.000 Oh, you know, she should be worried that her acting career is infringing on her parenthood.

01:18:04.000 Yeah.

01:18:05.000 It's totally sacrifice.

01:18:07.000 What happened?

01:18:08.000 Where is the sacrifice in life?

01:18:09.000 Oh.

01:18:10.000 Yeah.

01:18:11.000 Nothing good comes from nowhere.

01:18:12.000 And basically, there's going to be that weird talk of like, not that I'm adopted, but I came from another woman's womb.

01:18:20.000 Yeah.

01:18:20.000 You know, so I mean, I think it's still her egg or whatever, but it's just twisted.

01:18:25.000 I want to be so good at guitar, but I don't want to practice it.

01:18:29.000 Yeah.

01:18:30.000 This is, it really is dystopian, for real.

01:18:34.000 Like that, that amount of like editing life to be like, here, you do the thing that my body could, it's really kind of creepy.

01:18:43.000 Anyway, so camera one, and then we'll set up the, if you could open up, go back to any desktop page.

01:18:50.000 I'll take the reins here.

01:18:54.000 A lot of drops.

01:18:57.000 We're going to get into a segment that we like to call.

01:19:02.000 And by the way, you don't have to open those up for the drops.

01:19:08.000 You would just spacebar them.

01:19:11.000 Oh.

01:19:11.000 And they'd pop open.

01:19:13.000 So we're going to do the war on kids.

01:19:17.000 I think there's just one link for this, but.

01:19:21.000 Hello, fam!

01:19:22.000 I had a text page up right.

01:19:24.000 Who wants to pass my bag?

01:19:26.000 We are living in an ageism era where children are seen as human garbage.

01:19:32.000 Regulations to indoctrinate American school children with poisonous and divisive left-wing doctrine.

01:19:37.000 Fun your feet!

01:19:44.000 All right, back to me.

01:19:47.000 Okay.

01:19:48.000 Hope you guys are enjoying the show, by the way.

01:19:50.000 I really did try to work hard to try to make this seem like any other old GOML, except it's a retarded Red Zone dude hosting it.

01:20:01.000 Link 24.

01:20:05.000 This is that guy, Taylor Hansen, who, very luckily, by the way, is one of the few guys who didn't get arrested for being at the Capitol.

01:20:15.000 But he was right next to Jaden X when he got shot.

01:20:21.000 Yeah, this is gross.

01:20:22.000 Disgusting.

01:20:23.000 Right next to Ashley Babbitt when she got shot.

01:20:28.000 There's an infant.

01:20:29.000 There's a fucking woman.

01:20:30.000 We got to keep playing it.

01:20:31.000 I know it's really bad.

01:20:32.000 It's so terrible.

01:20:33.000 It's really bad.

01:20:35.000 So what happens at the end of this, though, dude, this is the most over-the-top one.

01:20:41.000 We've showed a bunch of these.

01:20:42.000 This is the most over-the-top one ever.

01:20:46.000 Can you imagine that's probably someone's dad?

01:20:48.000 Like, that's probably someone's dad.

01:20:50.000 It could be.

01:20:51.000 She takes her shirt off.

01:20:52.000 So it's a dude.

01:20:54.000 So their chest is...

01:20:56.000 They're able to show their chest.

01:20:58.000 Say no to drugs.

01:20:59.000 Say yes to tacos.

01:21:00.000 It looks like this chick said yes to tacos too many times, though.

01:21:06.000 Don't say yes to tacos that much.

01:21:09.000 You know, there's just overtly sexual things going on.

01:21:12.000 Now she sees Taylor and recognizes him and calls him out.

01:21:21.000 And apparently there were kids that were really disturbed and scared and they had to leave.

01:21:26.000 And well, don't scare my kid over here.

01:21:28.000 I'm sorry, baby.

01:21:29.000 This is why I didn't bring mine.

01:21:32.000 And then, oh, the train says, this is why I didn't bring mine to work.

01:21:34.000 But you see that and your gut reaction is, this is disgusting.

01:21:38.000 And then society is telling us, no, no, no, no, no.

01:21:40.000 You need to learn to tolerate this.

01:21:44.000 Like, honestly, right now, I'm thinking that the problem is really like 60% the parents' fault.

01:21:53.000 Because there's shit that's terrible all over the place that you have to shield your kids from.

01:21:57.000 But to keep them there or to go to an event that is like this, that is a sickness with the parents.

01:22:03.000 I mean, these freaks don't have to have a packed house like they do.

01:22:08.000 And it seems like there were a good amount of adults there.

01:22:10.000 But the ones with kids, it's like, can you please leave?

01:22:13.000 Like, let's say I was a tranny dancer drag queen.

01:22:16.000 Wouldn't I be like, this isn't kid-friendly, so please take your kids out?

01:22:21.000 They used to say that on TV, like, please get your kids out of the room.

01:22:25.000 They don't give a fucking.

01:22:27.000 So she realizes that.

01:22:29.000 She says, you love to post on Twitter and call us pedophiles.

01:22:33.000 Only if there's kids involved.

01:22:34.000 Only if there's kids involved.

01:22:36.000 Why are you here?

01:22:40.000 Why?

01:22:41.000 Who feels the shit if there's kids involved?

01:22:43.000 It's a little weird.

01:22:44.000 We have an infant over there.

01:22:45.000 Do you think that's looking where there's an infant over here?

01:22:47.000 Yes.

01:22:48.000 Dude, yeah, she just makes the point.

01:22:51.000 She just leans into it.

01:22:53.000 She says, oh, you think it's weird there's kids here?

01:22:55.000 There's an infant over there.

01:22:56.000 Is that weird?

01:22:57.000 Yeah.

01:22:58.000 That's super weird.

01:23:00.000 No, that's a man he's talking to.

01:23:02.000 Yeah, it is a drag queen.

01:23:04.000 Yeah, the drag queens are all men.

01:23:05.000 There were kids that were crying earlier.

01:23:07.000 They were crying?

01:23:07.000 They were not crying first of all.

01:23:10.000 It was the reason we're because the speaker is right there.

01:23:13.000 Maybe that's exactly the speaker.

01:23:17.000 Not because we have drag queens here.

01:23:22.000 I love how everybody now gets involved in their...

01:23:24.000 This is so backwards that everybody there is like, yeah, you're the problem.

01:23:29.000 Black guy opens the door.

01:23:30.000 I really wish while you walk by, he was like, listen, man, I get it.

01:23:32.000 This shit is fucking weird, don't you?

01:23:36.000 If this shit happened back my, yo, never.

01:23:40.000 He would just say shit that doesn't even make somebody like, yo, you gotta put it back.

01:23:43.000 You put the black guy back.

01:23:46.000 What did he say?

01:23:47.000 He doesn't say anything, which is fucked up.

01:23:50.000 He's like, yo, this shit is.

01:23:54.000 Back when I was in gym class heroes, this shit never was fine.

01:23:59.000 So yeah, he's unfortunate that that happened.

01:24:03.000 So that's about that.

01:24:05.000 Now, we're going to go to give me a blank desktop again.

01:24:09.000 Wait, come back to me.

01:24:12.000 And blank desktop, and I'll take control here.

01:24:15.000 Okay, well, anger on that.

01:24:19.000 And we're going to hit what we like to call, frankly, channel 7 or mailbag.

01:24:28.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.

01:24:33.000 Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.

01:24:39.000 Let me touch it.

01:24:43.000 Alright.

01:24:46.000 Okay.

01:24:47.000 We're back.

01:24:48.000 So now we're going to do a little thing we like to call the mailbag, frankly, and we really like to call it a mailbag in a big way.

01:24:54.000 We like to call it mailbag, right?

01:24:56.000 That's what they call it.

01:24:58.000 By the way, don't forget, get some cameos.

01:25:02.000 Cameo.com slash Ryan Katsu Rivera.

01:25:05.000 I would prefer if you do it on the desktop version, because otherwise, it doesn't cost you any extra to do it.

01:25:11.000 But for some reason, if you do it in the app, it takes $10 away from me.

01:25:16.000 I don't know what the fuck that is.

01:25:17.000 It's like a Google charge.

01:25:18.000 Don't support Google.

01:25:20.000 Support me and my baby.

01:25:23.000 Frankly, it's the baby, right?

01:25:25.000 So I could do Trump or whatever.

01:25:27.000 I don't know what we think about Jesse Lee Peterson now that that thing came out about him.

01:25:31.000 I'm not sure if I believe it.

01:25:32.000 I have to sign up to Church.

01:25:34.000 It's bullshit.

01:25:35.000 Wait, where did it come from?

01:25:36.000 Church Militant.

01:25:38.000 Oh, yeah, it's bullshit.

01:25:39.000 Is it bullshit?

01:25:40.000 They just stir stuff up.

01:25:42.000 Really?

01:25:42.000 Yeah, on the TRAD, right?

01:25:46.000 They stir a lot of stuff.

01:25:47.000 I think we should look into it.

01:25:50.000 And I'm going to sign up for an account.

01:25:52.000 You have to pay for the premium accent.

01:25:54.000 So that's what's kind of fucked up.

01:25:55.000 It's like in front of the paywall, they put the accusation.

01:25:58.000 And then behind the paywall, they have what could be a piece that you look at and you're like, nah, I don't fucking know.

01:26:05.000 So we're going to look into that.

01:26:06.000 I mean, dude, I don't know how I...

01:26:11.000 How I really...

01:26:12.000 I mean, like, let's say it's all true, okay?

01:26:16.000 Do I care?

01:26:17.000 I don't know.

01:26:18.000 It's just a bummer more so, if it were to be true, but I like Jesse Lee Peterson.

01:26:24.000 That doesn't mean that he's absolved of whatever shitty things he did, but I have to look into it and make sure it really is shitty before I'm like, no, that's gay and weird.

01:26:34.000 So I'm not going to throw him under the bus so quick.

01:26:37.000 I'm going to look into it.

01:26:39.000 And then that'll make me feel more confident doing my amazing cameo.

01:26:44.000 Wow.

01:26:45.000 Happy birthday.

01:26:47.000 So I could wish you happy birthday.

01:26:48.000 I could just say, what up to you?

01:26:50.000 Roast you.

01:26:51.000 Roasting's very fun.

01:26:52.000 Have your friends get roasted by Trump.

01:26:56.000 So celebrity mailbag.

01:26:58.000 A lot of people didn't like the fact that I did it as Derek.

01:27:01.000 Derek for more plates, more fucking dates.

01:27:03.000 It's an accurate impression.

01:27:05.000 It's really good.

01:27:05.000 And listen, I will be doing Joe Rogan in the future, in the near future.

01:27:10.000 But I'm going to be doing this for the foreseeable future.

01:27:12.000 It's not like I have like 12 episodes and I get cut off and I chose to burn one of those episodes to do Derek for more plates, more dates.

01:27:19.000 There's going to be more in the future.

01:27:21.000 So I'll do, you know, all the hack people eventually down like fucking Christopher Walken.

01:27:26.000 I'll probably have to resort to doing these hack impressions that everybody knows.

01:27:30.000 Everybody knows.

01:27:31.000 Whoa, it's crazy.

01:27:32.000 Wow.

01:27:34.000 I'll do the ones that everybody knows, but I thought it was important to do him.

01:27:37.000 He was on Rogan.

01:27:42.000 He's an interesting guy.

01:27:43.000 And if you're even remotely interested in lifting or the well-being of nutrition or supplementation, you have come across Derek.

01:27:53.000 Like I saw people in the comments being like, dude, Derek is as big as it gets before being on ABC.

01:27:58.000 And anybody who is that famous that you will know off the bat is probably cucked, not based, and lame-pilled.

01:28:06.000 We got to think of better names because those all suck.

01:28:10.000 You know, cuck and libtard.

01:28:13.000 They're getting a little boomery.

01:28:15.000 Licentious.

01:28:16.000 Licentious.

01:28:17.000 Yeah, we should use big descriptive terms instead, but the guy's a chad.

01:28:23.000 He's a funny dude.

01:28:25.000 He thinks the vaccines were sus.

01:28:27.000 He hasn't cucked out, said anything about how trannies are awesome or black people.

01:28:31.000 In fact, he's gotten his videos demonetized because he's like, oh, this fucking chick, she's dressing up like a fucking man and fucking swimming, and it's fucking bullshit, dude.

01:28:40.000 Today, the World Swimming Federation just banned trans people from it.

01:28:45.000 Really?

01:28:46.000 Yeah, finally.

01:28:47.000 Big.

01:28:48.000 Because all the girls started coming out.

01:28:50.000 Yeah.

01:28:51.000 It sucks.

01:28:51.000 So hopefully, I was sent an article the other day where, like, that, whoever that chick is, who's the chick guy?

01:28:59.000 It's a guy.

01:28:59.000 Leah Thomas, yeah.

01:29:01.000 Thomas.

01:29:03.000 One of her teammates spoke out and said he's mentally ill.

01:29:06.000 And I was like, me and my buddy were talking about how fucked she is, and she's probably going to get kicked out of school.

01:29:12.000 But the fact that they banned trans, maybe that might help her.

01:29:15.000 Because in What is a Woman, they went over how basically you have people who have literal...

01:29:20.000 Show yourself?

01:29:21.000 Oh, it doesn't come up because you switched it.

01:29:24.000 Oh, I'm sorry.

01:29:25.000 There we go.

01:29:28.000 Okay.

01:29:29.000 So they talk about how people who are legitimately mental ill, you know, which is unfortunate, and then they go and say, okay, I'm in the wrong body.

01:29:39.000 Give me this life-altering surgery.

01:29:43.000 So you do that to someone who's mentally ill, has up and downs, and then they think, oh, crap, I messed up.

01:29:54.000 And then they end up killing themselves because they interviewed this transgender person who regretted their surgery, And he said, you know, seven to ten years after the operations is when the most suicide happens.

01:30:08.000 So all of this stuff, the whole reason that they're doing it is because there's a $90,000 price tag on each surgery.

01:30:14.000 Same thing with the vaccine.

01:30:16.000 Oh, cool.

01:30:17.000 If we make a bunch of people trans, we're going to make money.

01:30:19.000 Because it's evil.

01:30:21.000 And like, you know, scripture says, it's easier for a camel to walk through an eye of a needle than a rich man to enter heaven.

01:30:28.000 And that's why you see so many people getting exploited for money.

01:30:31.000 Money, they worship money.

01:30:33.000 That's their God.

01:30:34.000 They're evil.

01:30:34.000 That's why calling them Satanists, they are, because they just worship mammon instead of God.

01:30:39.000 Right.

01:30:40.000 But I mean.

01:30:41.000 Yep.

01:30:41.000 And you know what?

01:30:42.000 That's not going to pay off.

01:30:43.000 I mean, because really, I consider myself to be just insanely wealthy when it comes to the relationships I have, and I'm just very grateful.

01:30:52.000 Always grateful.

01:30:53.000 I don't think I've ever had...

01:30:55.000 I've forced myself to have like depression for creative purposes, like living in my, instead of sleeping in the room upstairs, my bedroom, back at my grandparents' house, I would sleep in the basement on the couch and fucking wake up late and go to sleep late and just wake up and smoke weed and whatever.

01:31:12.000 Just like put myself at a disadvantage, like just like waste away to feel a little more creative.

01:31:21.000 And it was always just like forced, I forced myself to be like, to have a struggle because I really didn't have much of a real struggle at the time.

01:31:30.000 So I had to put one on myself.

01:31:32.000 But besides that, LARPing as a depressed creative, I've never been depressed.

01:31:37.000 And it's just probably because I'm just very grateful.

01:31:40.000 And although my memory is really bad, you know, that's why I recap this weekend too, because usually it all just blends into one nice life that I just feel, but I don't really remember.

01:31:51.000 My memories are terrible.

01:31:54.000 I don't remember dates, when something happened, whatever.

01:31:58.000 Just these little blurbs.

01:31:59.000 So anytime I ever, you know, extrapolate on a memory I have, there's probably not much I could extrapolate before or after that event.

01:32:07.000 It's just like, hey, I'm lucky to even share this with you.

01:32:11.000 It's probably from smoking so much weed.

01:32:13.000 I recommend you get off weed.

01:32:15.000 Really, that'll change your life.

01:32:16.000 Definitely.

01:32:17.000 It gives you a ceiling.

01:32:18.000 It's on CBD, johnnyapple.com.

01:32:22.000 Anyway, what's it called?

01:32:25.000 So, by the way, Derek from More Plates, More Dates, he just did a video talking about this, and Gavin was informed of it and spoke on it last night on Chrissy Mayer's podcast, too.

01:32:40.000 C-11, I think that's the bill.

01:32:43.000 It's a Canadian law that they're trying to pass, or bill, that would prevent any American entertainment from going into Canada, basically.

01:32:53.000 Like, you can't, it would be an embargo on American content that comes into Canada.

01:33:02.000 And I think, even working the other way around, where Canadian content, some of it won't go out, that doesn't sound possible.

01:33:10.000 It sounds more like they're going to make sure that the entirety of Canada has a sanitized version of content, and it's fucked up.

01:33:20.000 Like, that's a huge deal.

01:33:22.000 So, you know, if you look at this video here, just show the folks where they could find it so they could sign this petition because I think you could write in or whatever.

01:33:35.000 We have some Canadian viewers too, so you might be able to actually.

01:33:42.000 So what's that link?

01:33:45.000 Derek talking about YouTube fascism.

01:33:47.000 Did you see that one?

01:33:50.000 I lost the email.

01:33:54.000 Oh, the email.

01:33:54.000 Oh, wait, let me.

01:33:55.000 I could probably figure it out.

01:33:56.000 Let's see.

01:33:58.000 Sorry about this, folks.

01:34:05.000 Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.

01:34:13.000 Is that it?

01:34:14.000 What?

01:34:15.000 Anyway, you could look it up on your own time.

01:34:17.000 Go to More Plates, More Dates, and it's Bill C 11.

01:34:22.000 There is something you could do about this.

01:34:24.000 You could write into people.

01:34:25.000 I know it seems like a pain in the ass to do that, but if you ever do that, sign a petition or voice your concern, it'll get you in the habit of not, you know, don't write that off as a thing.

01:34:37.000 Like, I'm not the kind of guy that signs petitions and shit.

01:34:41.000 It really is the only way to voice your opinion on certain things like this.

01:34:46.000 So I'd say get used to it.

01:34:48.000 Because if it really is the only thing you could do, I'd say do it.

01:34:52.000 And it could be worth it.

01:34:54.000 Otherwise, just tyranny completely unchecked and your voice is never heard.

01:34:58.000 So anyway, do that.

01:35:01.000 Another thing that I'd like to announce that's very just some house cleaning here.

01:35:08.000 I'm releasing a shirt on the Censored.tv shop.

01:35:13.000 Now, it's going to take about six to eight weeks to ship them out, but it's going to be worth it.

01:35:25.000 I'm really excited about it.

01:35:26.000 I did all the artwork for it, and it is about a very strange topic.

01:35:33.000 Frankly, if you look at the Vegas shooting, it's a shirt that questions what the fuck happened in Vegas.

01:35:43.000 And it looks good, and it is...

01:35:45.000 Oh, you pulled it up.

01:35:46.000 Yeah.

01:35:47.000 Alright.

01:35:47.000 But it's not on the screen.

01:35:50.000 Uh-oh.

01:35:53.000 Hey!

01:35:54.000 Hey!

01:35:55.000 You want to go full screen on that?

01:35:57.000 Yeah.

01:35:58.000 Okay.

01:35:59.000 You would hit 7 red.

01:36:01.000 Yeah.

01:36:02.000 I think it's a beautiful shirt, frankly.

01:36:04.000 Nope.

01:36:06.000 You would actually click the button that says 7 to the left of the...

01:36:10.000 Yeah.

01:36:11.000 Hey!

01:36:13.000 What happened in Vegas?

01:36:14.000 Frankly, is it vaporwavy?

01:36:16.000 I'm not sure.

01:36:17.000 Ryan's been sitting on these for like a year.

01:36:20.000 I have.

01:36:20.000 It's been a couple months at least.

01:36:22.000 So the most recent addition to this is the Radzone Casino graphic.

01:36:27.000 We had one of the guys, Baby Monster, Who sent in artwork before for mom culture is awesome?

01:36:35.000 He fucking remade my head and put it on like, you know, a fucking king or whatever.

01:36:43.000 A fucking king or whatever.

01:36:44.000 Fuck.

01:36:45.000 And so I think that front graphic is really tight and it really complements the fact that it complements the style of the back thing anyway.

01:36:53.000 So I'm not sure what the price point for that is.

01:36:55.000 You can come back to me.

01:36:57.000 What the price point for that is, our merch guy evaluates roughly how much the cost is.

01:37:04.000 And then the last step would be working with me to see if we could alter the price for any reason.

01:37:11.000 And then the Ryan Comedy album.

01:37:13.000 And I get a little percentage of that shirt.

01:37:14.000 And I would really be happy if you not only support the site, but you support the creatuity.

01:37:20.000 And hopefully...

01:37:21.000 And I really like this shirt too, so I'd be happy to see you guys wearing it.

01:37:25.000 And if you want, here's an alternate thing.

01:37:27.000 Once you get the shirt, I'll show you how to cut the sleeves off.

01:37:30.000 I think it would be fun to see people in sleeveless tees.

01:37:33.000 I got it from Weckingball.

01:37:35.000 My buddy Weckingball loves cutting the sleeves off of shirts, and it's just a great way to make it yours.

01:37:41.000 I really love that.

01:37:42.000 And another thing is, all of these shirts that we got from Censored.tv, once you wash them, like, they become so good.

01:37:50.000 I love the quality of the shirt that he gets.

01:37:52.000 I know a lot of people, like Sam Hyde, he puts, like, really, you know, a lot of attention into the type of shirt.

01:38:00.000 But I love this type of shirt.

01:38:02.000 Like, I get larges now, and they just shrink down just so.

01:38:08.000 And the graphics look, like, warmer.

01:38:10.000 So I'm super happy about it.

01:38:11.000 So check that out.

01:38:12.000 It should be on the site under shop soon as well.

01:38:15.000 Homeboys get that like edit.

01:38:18.000 What a fucking perfect drop, dude.

01:38:22.000 That really is a rock and drop.

01:38:24.000 Alright, so now what we're going to do is hit the mailbag.

01:38:28.000 This is where you could write into the show and we read the mail.

01:38:32.000 As if you don't know that.

01:38:34.000 Alright, this one is called Bleeps Have Talent Sucks.

01:38:40.000 No way.

01:38:41.000 You want to show this?

01:38:42.000 Yeah, that is wild.

01:38:56.000 Okay.

01:38:57.000 That's that.

01:38:58.000 You can cut away real quick.

01:39:01.000 Can you do that?

01:39:02.000 Can you do that sound?

01:39:03.000 Can I do that?

01:39:06.000 That's too loud.

01:39:07.000 I tested my vocal range yesterday.

01:39:11.000 I think I go up to like a G5.

01:39:14.000 What's the highest I could do?

01:39:19.000 No, I can't do that.

01:39:20.000 I could do...

01:39:25.000 Wait, I guess that was impressive.

01:39:28.000 Well, he's a little boy.

01:39:30.000 They can sing very high, which is pretty cool.

01:39:31.000 He's like a castrado.

01:39:33.000 Yeah.

01:39:34.000 Alright, so this says, am I right?

01:39:44.000 That would be safe.

01:39:46.000 But you just...

01:39:48.000 You just die because it's flammable.

01:39:52.000 I don't.

01:39:53.000 I've seen enough of these to be like, alright, yeah, I think this is safe, actually.

01:39:57.000 No, that's not safe.

01:39:59.000 Or you just drown with that, like, hundred pounds of steel attached to you that you can't undo.

01:40:05.000 Pounds of steel.

01:40:07.000 It's primal.

01:40:09.000 Primal jetpacks and the primal liver jetpack from the primal aliens from the primal 6,000-year-old Earth?

01:40:17.000 Primals.

01:40:18.000 Alright.

01:40:19.000 Oh, okay.

01:40:20.000 This is a little...

01:40:21.000 It says ironic shirt.

01:40:23.000 So we could check this out real quick.

01:40:27.000 Woman slain in Brampton, mourned as loving mom to young son.

01:40:32.000 Well, that's fucking terrible.

01:40:33.000 Her son is half black.

01:40:35.000 Young mother murdered in Brampton, blah, blah, blah.

01:40:38.000 Her shirt says, why the racist, sexist, homophobic, or transphobic, blah, blah, blah.

01:40:44.000 And I guess that's an ironic shirt because he was killed by a black guy.

01:40:49.000 Okay.

01:40:50.000 Terrible.

01:40:52.000 And is it ironic?

01:40:54.000 Yeah.

01:40:54.000 It's also sad.

01:40:55.000 It's like being a victim of like fucking the son of Sam and wearing a son of Sam shirt.

01:41:08.000 I don't know how to explain.

01:41:10.000 Alright, apparently this is Gavin's type of bitch and her teeth are the best part.

01:41:17.000 Let's see.

01:41:18.000 Are dangerous.

01:41:19.000 They'll make you laugh and laugh and laugh and then boom.

01:41:25.000 You're naked.

01:41:28.000 She has my teeth.

01:41:29.000 I mean, so that's.

01:41:30.000 Imagine your whole existence is basically just your cleavage.

01:41:36.000 Yeah, she is pumping the cleave.

01:41:39.000 She's got fun rock and roll hair, though.

01:41:41.000 Wait, show this one?

01:41:42.000 This is a filter, by the way.

01:41:44.000 I mean, when she moves, you could tell that the nose shadow is changing.

01:41:50.000 Yeah, she's got the same exact teeth as me, besides her bottom.

01:41:53.000 Like, my bottoms are really straight.

01:41:55.000 What the f?

01:41:56.000 We can click away.

01:41:58.000 That's enough, guys.

01:41:59.000 My bottoms are pretty straight.

01:42:02.000 My top ones.

01:42:03.000 They're like her teeth, basically.

01:42:05.000 Oh, and she probably has an old top teeth.

01:42:07.000 Probably.

01:42:08.000 Alright, we'll do one more and then we'll get to the final vid.

01:42:15.000 I'm unpracticed at hosting a show not as Gavin.

01:42:19.000 So you could always lean on the crutch of an impersonation, but this is just what it would be like if I hosted the show.

01:42:26.000 That's what this is.

01:42:29.000 Let's see.

01:42:33.000 Apostrophes instead of commas.

01:42:36.000 National American Eagle Day.

01:42:38.000 Okay.

01:42:38.000 Ooh.

01:42:39.000 Hey, Carlos Santana and the Emperor.

01:42:41.000 Oh, no.

01:42:41.000 Don't show that.

01:42:43.000 I don't know what time code that is, but.

01:42:45.000 Oh, 1.52.

01:42:47.000 Okay.

01:42:49.000 Hey, Carlos Slantana and Emperor of the Poor Boys.

01:42:53.000 Enough with the Nigger Day and Faggot Month.

01:42:57.000 Ooh.

01:42:58.000 It's time to recognize the important things.

01:43:00.000 That beautiful, beautiful bird, which is the bald eagle.

01:43:02.000 Today is the National American Eagle Day.

01:43:05.000 Oh, shit, that was today.

01:43:08.000 Oh, today is the National American Eagle Day.

01:43:10.000 That's exciting.

01:43:11.000 Sorry for any grammatical errors.

01:43:12.000 Oh, Gavin's really got these people flinching before even having a mistake.

01:43:18.000 Here's $1 with the dollar side on the opposite side of the, where it should be.

01:43:23.000 Love Mike Gray.

01:43:24.000 I'm not a pussy, so use my name.

01:43:26.000 He's not ashamed of the fact that he loves this great show.

01:43:28.000 So you could show this when I go full screeny.

01:43:31.000 There you go.

01:43:33.000 National Bald Eagle Day.

01:43:35.000 Wow, isn't that something?

01:43:37.000 You know what I should have done?

01:43:39.000 I should have done a Karnak where I'm like, give me any three-syllable word, or just give me any word.

01:43:47.000 Bald.

01:43:49.000 I said, like, that's one eagle.

01:43:52.000 Or a bunch.

01:43:53.000 Contraception.

01:43:54.000 Contraception.

01:43:55.000 Okay, that works.

01:43:56.000 It's four.

01:44:00.000 Okay.

01:44:02.000 Contraception.

01:44:04.000 Okay.

01:44:04.000 Hmm.

01:44:05.000 Contraception.

01:44:06.000 Let's see.

01:44:12.000 What do you get when you take that movie where they change people's minds and their dreams, but instead it's the Iran-Contra.

01:44:22.000 It's the contraception.

01:44:25.000 Can I have a firearm, please?

01:44:27.000 Let's see.

01:44:28.000 What's our next one?

01:44:29.000 Summary.

01:44:30.000 Okay.

01:44:33.000 Okay, let's see.

01:44:35.000 In a world where there's a bunch of vowels, summary.

01:44:40.000 Yeah, summar e.

01:44:41.000 Okay.

01:44:42.000 That'll be one.

01:44:44.000 Elephant.

01:44:46.000 Okay, elephant.

01:44:48.000 Let's see.

01:44:51.000 Elephant.

01:44:52.000 Alright, that one I can't come up with anything for, but thanks for participating in that.

01:45:00.000 We'll do one more email.

01:45:04.000 And hopefully it's a good one, frankly.

01:45:07.000 Two-hour show today.

01:45:09.000 It is a long show.

01:45:11.000 Okay, cakes for gays.

01:45:12.000 This one's a lengthy one.

01:45:14.000 It's what we like to see.

01:45:16.000 Hi, homie and homes.

01:45:18.000 This baking cakes for the gays brothers bothers me so much.

01:45:22.000 If some tuna-sucking whores or hot dog hammer and homos forced me to bake a cake for them with court orders, I'd create the icing from my personal, quote-unquote, white frost.

01:45:34.000 The marbled cake dark matter would contain a bit of my own, quote-unquote, dark fudge.

01:45:40.000 The shiny sprinkles would actually be dried, quote, little boys of mine that do sparkling a bit anyway.

01:45:47.000 That is super communist to even argue that a citizen of our formerly great country, not misspelled, he spelt it cuntry, is forced to make art or food or anything against his or her bawless, cuntless will.

01:45:59.000 My USA flag has been upside down since 2008.

01:46:03.000 Whoa, that means there's an emergency or an attack, right?

01:46:08.000 That means our country is under peril, I think.

01:46:10.000 I'd dry hump, y'all, if you put heels on.

01:46:13.000 Thanks, Cad Girlie.

01:46:17.000 Article, cake guy harassed for living and working consistently with his religion's belief.

01:46:22.000 Okay.

01:46:23.000 Wow.

01:46:25.000 Okay, if you had to make them a cake, you'd...

01:46:27.000 I think messing with food is the lowest you can go, honestly.

01:46:30.000 So litigation against your freedom of turning down services or whatever is...

01:46:38.000 I think messing with food is probably the worst thing you could ever do.

01:46:44.000 What if you called it?

01:46:46.000 Worse than murder, worse than rape.

01:46:47.000 But if you called them and said, I want you to bake a cake that says kill Ryan Katzu Rivera, and they are like, I'm not going to do it.

01:46:56.000 Or like something mean says you're gay.

01:47:00.000 Okay, anything mean is okay, but a threat, I don't think you can make a threat cake.

01:47:04.000 I think that's against the law.

01:47:06.000 Okay, maybe not a threat cake.

01:47:08.000 Anything below, you know, make whatever cake you want about me.

01:47:11.000 I mean, if you could tweet it out or you could put it on a pastry, that's funnier.

01:47:16.000 I mean, I don't think I'd be offended by somebody.

01:47:18.000 Whoever can make the best cake for Ryan.

01:47:21.000 You know what's going on?

01:47:22.000 It's a free shirt.

01:47:23.000 You get a free shirt.

01:47:25.000 No, free shirt.

01:47:26.000 But do some photoshopping.

01:47:27.000 Yeah, you get it.

01:47:28.000 I'll buy the shirt and give it to you if you make a cake of Ryan.

01:47:32.000 You can say really mean things if it's on a cake, and you can send those into the actual cake.

01:47:38.000 Put it in.

01:47:39.000 Send the actual cake, yeah.

01:47:40.000 Put it in.

01:47:41.000 We'll give you a P.O. box, and then when we go check it out, it'll just be melted bullshitcakes.

01:47:47.000 Anyway, so that's that.

01:47:48.000 Now, we're going to do something that we call the final video.

01:47:52.000 Alright, so can you find the final video bumper?

01:48:02.000 I could help you out here.

01:48:04.000 Okay.

01:48:06.000 Ladies and gentlemen, we're about to hit the final video.

01:48:10.000 So we'll hit seven.

01:48:26.000 Alright.

01:48:27.000 Final video time before we send y'all off.

01:48:30.000 Hopefully this is a good start to your weekday.

01:48:33.000 I know some of the baby monsters aren't a fan of this format.

01:48:36.000 And me being here, that's fine.

01:48:38.000 Something a little different.

01:48:39.000 But it does take the slot of what could have been a great Gav show.

01:48:42.000 And I understand.

01:48:43.000 Thanks for tolerating this if you tolerate it.

01:48:45.000 Thanks for liking it if you liked it.

01:48:47.000 And sorry if you hated it.

01:48:50.000 The network was taken hostage by somebody who was threatening to kill Sylvia's dog, which I think she already died.

01:48:59.000 This is what happens when we give into terroristic demands.

01:49:03.000 So hopefully they get what they want and they never bother this fine network again and threaten us with their basically terrorism.

01:49:13.000 So this, whether you like it or not, is the WWE, or as I know it, WWF.

01:49:20.000 This is one of the greatest promos that I remember seeing, in my opinion.

01:49:24.000 Now there's timeless promos from Hulk Hogan, you know, The Rock, Stone Cold.

01:49:30.000 Now, going with the theme of we've been told things are gay and shitty and corny.

01:49:36.000 Nothing has the rap of shittiness and corniness like the WWE.

01:49:41.000 These are guys who are basically actors and also doing death-defying things like jumping off of ladders, into tables, on fire, on spikes, bleeding in front of a ravenous crowd that loves what's going on.

01:49:58.000 And these fans know that, yeah, it's scripted.

01:50:02.000 And they know that it's fixed or faked.

01:50:05.000 But they still love it because it's badass.

01:50:08.000 And the amount of production and showmanship in these is not to be ignored.

01:50:14.000 It's got something going on for it for a reason.

01:50:17.000 People like it for a reason.

01:50:19.000 So before you poo-poo this, just be open to how good the delivery of this is in front of a live audience.

01:50:27.000 A guy who's just supposed to be a meathead, look at the acting and the speech he gives here.

01:50:32.000 So Triple H just called out this poor guy, Eugene, who can't defend himself.

01:50:35.000 And now William Regal has come out in defense of Eugene to tell Triple H what's what.

01:50:44.000 Then I would lead that lamb to slaughter.

01:50:46.000 No, no, no.

01:50:53.000 What kind of a man do you think would let Eugene into the building last week?

01:51:00.000 Rather a perplexing question, isn't it?

01:51:02.000 What kind of a diabolical villain do you think would tell Eugene to get involved in your match?

01:51:11.000 It was me, Sunshine.

01:51:19.000 You see, me and you know each other very well indeed, don't we?

01:51:23.000 Let me give you people a little history lesson.

01:51:25.000 11 years ago, me and you were a tag team in WCW.

01:51:29.000 In fact, I was your mentor, wasn't I?

01:51:31.000 Yes, indeed, I was.

01:51:33.000 What can I say?

01:51:34.000 I mean, let's face facts.

01:51:36.000 Some people, people like us, we're just born naughty.

01:51:39.000 We are.

01:51:40.000 That's why we gravitated towards each other.

01:51:45.000 And if you would have used and abused anyone else except for that poor dear boy, Eugene, I would have applauded your cunning.

01:51:55.000 But.

01:51:58.000 But for a clever man like yourself, it was very foolish to take advantage of a disadvantaged boy.

01:52:08.000 Because now you've made an enemy out of me.

01:52:11.000 Here comes.

01:52:15.000 And if you want to fight, look no bloody further.

01:52:18.000 Because I will quite gladly now go and change it to my ring attire.

01:52:22.000 And I will join you back in that ring.

01:52:24.000 And I will battle you with every ounce of violent venom that gone through my veins.

01:52:33.000 That's it.

01:52:36.000 Alright, cut back to old Rye Guy here.

01:52:39.000 Let me explain something here.

01:52:41.000 Is it weird and fruity to play pretend, like, in Dungeons and Dragons, where, like, my mage takes out his ice sword, slashes you about the face, if I get this dice roll correct.

01:52:56.000 We're going to raid your dungeon, and the loot that we get from it, you'll never see again.

01:53:02.000 Plenty of battles, blood, sweat, tears, and magic have been spent to accumulate all of this.

01:53:12.000 But I'll tell you now, it will all be mine after I thwart you and your ragtag team of miscreants going around the third realm, causing havoc.

01:53:25.000 It ends today.

01:53:28.000 So is it lame?

01:53:29.000 Maybe.

01:53:30.000 But it's fun to play pretend.

01:53:33.000 Yes.

01:53:34.000 It's fun to play a pretend, especially in a world that's already gone mad.

01:53:38.000 Do you want to play by the rules?

01:53:40.000 You know, with these puppet masters making the world all gay and shitty?

01:53:45.000 No, make your own little world.

01:53:47.000 Don't feel bad about it.

01:53:50.000 And if you are being shamed about your gay little hobbies, like D ⁇ D or wrestling, well then not me, but you can get fired.

01:54:01.000 You can get in trouble.

01:54:03.000 You can be brave.

01:54:05.000 And I would really appreciate it if you were to never stop fighting, frankly.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - June 20, 2022

S4E131 - BABY MONSTER RANSOM EPISODE

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