Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S4E133 - NO SLEEP TILL ORLANDO

00:01:02.000 Fire!

00:01:03.000 We gon' feed burn them trees, you know.

00:01:07.000 That's prisoner.

00:01:08.000 British people are allowed to do Jamaican accents if their parents are Jamaican.

00:01:11.000 I'm not sure why they get a pass, but okay.

00:01:15.000 I guess I'm allowed to do a Scottish accent.

00:01:17.000 I guess I could sing for the proclaimers in a Scottish accent.

00:01:21.000 That should be allowed, right?

00:01:23.000 Actually, black people are allowed to do Jamaican accents, like Karis1 sings in patois. 0.56

00:01:29.000 Remember that rap band had a whole big song about black dudes singing in Jamaican patois?

00:01:34.000 White people cannot. 0.99

00:01:37.000 Not even thinking about it.

00:01:38.000 This is a pre-recorded show because we're in Orlando.

00:01:42.000 So it's going to suck.

00:01:44.000 Do not get your hopes up.

00:01:45.000 This is just a place marker.

00:01:47.000 Better than nothing.

00:01:48.000 It's sort of like having a glass of water when you're hungry.

00:01:53.000 You're not satisfied, but you're not as hungry.

00:01:56.000 This is going to be watered down shit.

00:01:58.000 Ryan's going to be making more mistakes than usual.

00:02:01.000 He's not going to do any imitations.

00:02:03.000 I'm going to sound cynical and I'm going to be stuttering.

00:02:06.000 It's going to be really depressing.

00:02:08.000 This is going to be a horrible, horrible shit show, but better than nothing.

00:02:14.000 See, look how funny that was.

00:02:16.000 He thinks it's funny to put a cookie in his face.

00:02:19.000 Yes.

00:02:20.000 That's a joke on the shitty episode.

00:02:22.000 Joke number one.

00:02:24.000 Down.

00:02:24.000 Joke one.

00:02:25.000 Boom.

00:02:28.000 So Orlando's going to be fun.

00:02:30.000 We'll announce the venue, I guess, by the time you see this.

00:02:33.000 Right?

00:02:34.000 People got to get there and stuff.

00:02:36.000 True.

00:02:38.000 I like the idea of announcing the venue late.

00:02:40.000 They did that at AFPAC, and it was kind of like sexy and fun and exciting.

00:02:47.000 So tonight, we are going to have Ryan come in and do various imitations with his face above us.

00:02:56.000 That better work.

00:02:57.000 And then I want a big table, like Kill Tony or whatever, and the three of us will do a podcast.

00:03:03.000 And we'll record it all, but I'm not putting it on the site because I want us to keep doing these.

00:03:08.000 What should we do next?

00:03:10.000 What about Long Island?

00:03:12.000 That'd be tight.

00:03:14.000 I mean, if we announce day of, is Antifa really going to trek all the way out to Long Island?

00:03:20.000 I don't really see that.

00:03:24.000 Although.

00:03:25.000 Not Austin, Texas.

00:03:27.000 Not Austin, Texas.

00:03:28.000 Regular Texas.

00:03:28.000 Historically.

00:03:29.000 Nowhere in the Pacific Northwest.

00:03:31.000 Well, Orange County.

00:03:33.000 California.

00:03:33.000 I've heard good things about Cour de Lane in Ohio.

00:03:38.000 I don't know how you non-French speakers pronounce that.

00:03:40.000 Courteline.

00:03:45.000 I know a woman named Phyllis des Jardin, and she doesn't speak French.

00:03:51.000 So she calls herself Phyllis des Jardins.

00:03:54.000 That sucks.

00:03:56.000 That's one thing I learned when I moved to America.

00:03:58.000 Don't fucking speak French.

00:03:59.000 They fucking hate.

00:04:02.000 They don't really care about the French, the people themselves, but Americans hate the French language.

00:04:09.000 And when you speak it, they get mad at you.

00:04:11.000 And if you pronounce Croissant correctly, they'll murder you.

00:04:14.000 So I had to unlearn croissant and learn to say croissant.

00:04:17.000 Croissant.

00:04:18.000 How do you say it?

00:04:19.000 Croissant.

00:04:20.000 Croissant.

00:04:21.000 Croissant.

00:04:24.000 So, yeah, we have a shitty show.

00:04:27.000 It's really depressing.

00:04:28.000 This is stuff that I didn't get to before.

00:04:30.000 But let's start the show.

00:04:32.000 Oh.

00:04:33.000 Right?

00:04:34.000 Oh, Adam.

00:04:34.000 We don't have any gossipy stuff.

00:04:36.000 No, there's no gossip.

00:04:37.000 And you know, at the show, we want to make sure that everybody's safe and they realize that they're about to be heard and then they're understood.

00:04:44.000 Wait, I didn't introduce that song.

00:04:46.000 That's Prisna. 0.53

00:04:47.000 That's like the first jungle song, pre-drum and bass, 1995, I believe, when all this shit was popping off.

00:04:53.000 And it was that and Original Nutta were like the big tracks everyone was freaking out about.

00:04:58.000 It kind of killed rock.

00:05:00.000 Dance music took over.

00:05:01.000 People would say, in all earnesty, is that the word?

00:05:05.000 Earnestly, in all honesty?

00:05:06.000 In 95, people are like, the guitar's done.

00:05:08.000 Guitars are over.

00:05:10.000 And they were over until the strokes brought them back in 2000.

00:05:14.000 But from 95 to 2000, rock was dead.

00:05:18.000 Guitars were over.

00:05:19.000 We all thought dance music was the future.

00:05:21.000 I don't have any good stories from then.

00:05:23.000 I was just high doing nothing.

00:05:28.000 But GHB.

00:05:31.000 It's weird.

00:05:32.000 Oh.

00:05:42.000 It's funny the things you say when you're doing characters like it.

00:05:45.000 Bye.

00:05:48.000 Or what you learn about yourself when you fake phone call.

00:05:51.000 If you're pissing in public, and you've all seen my video, How to Piss in Public, you're on your phone and you say the weirdest shit.

00:05:57.000 Like, yeah.

00:05:57.000 No.

00:05:58.000 I like my ass.

00:05:59.000 Yeah.

00:06:00.000 No.

00:06:00.000 I want you to put your tits on the wall.

00:06:02.000 Yeah, I'll see them through glass.

00:06:04.000 Then you hang up phone.

00:06:05.000 You're like, what the fuck was that all about?

00:06:06.000 I always just act like I'm outraged.

00:06:08.000 I'm like, are you serious?

00:06:10.000 No, but no.

00:06:10.000 Tell him to take it down.

00:06:12.000 You got to be more angry, Mr. Loti.

00:06:14.000 You got to be like, absolutely not.

00:06:17.000 No, are you guys out of your minds?

00:06:18.000 Then you cause a little too much attention.

00:06:20.000 Now people are interested in your conversation, though.

00:06:22.000 No, they're just like, ooh, that guy's mad.

00:06:25.000 And if they do look over, the eyes are up here because this guy's right.

00:06:29.000 You don't want to be like his ass.

00:06:30.000 You don't want to let their eyes wander.

00:06:31.000 You're like, are you crazy?

00:06:33.000 What's going on, you dumb asshole?

00:06:35.000 That guy's so mad, he's pissing.

00:06:39.000 Fuck the pissing, he's firing someone.

00:06:43.000 All right, let's dive into what should we start with here?

00:06:48.000 You know, we haven't had my pet Biden in a while.

00:06:50.000 Let's enjoy ourselves with some B-Dog.

00:06:55.000 Ready?

00:06:57.000 Biden, on him I can depend.

00:07:00.000 My pet.

00:07:01.000 Biden, a monster of a president.

00:07:04.000 He's big and food.

00:07:06.000 Sleepy.

00:07:07.000 But a friendly monster too.

00:07:09.000 My pet.

00:07:10.000 Biden.

00:07:11.000 Wait, what?

00:07:11.000 That doesn't rhyme.

00:07:15.000 That was nice of whoever made that to make that for us.

00:07:19.000 Kamala Harris was in the news recently telling Catholics it's okay to kill babies.

00:07:25.000 There's nothing in the Bible that's against abortion besides thou shalt not kill. 0.92

00:07:29.000 One thing, one commandment out of a whole book.

00:07:34.000 So we're going to see.

00:07:35.000 I've been convening, I've convened faith leaders.

00:07:39.000 And, you know, for those of us of faith, I think that we agree, many of us, that there's nothing about this issue that will require anyone to abandon their faith or change their faith.

00:07:52.000 It's simply saying that the government should not have the ability to decide what an individual does with her own life.

00:08:02.000 So it's a libertarian.

00:08:03.000 Pro-choice is libertarian.

00:08:05.000 That sounds cool.

00:08:06.000 Look up Kamala Harris's faith.

00:08:09.000 Her dad was the plantation owner, slave owner, a guy from Jamaica.

00:08:14.000 Technically a little black, not really.

00:08:17.000 So that's usually Christian Catholic, I guess.

00:08:20.000 But crazy voodoo stuff. 0.73

00:08:24.000 And her mother was an Indian Jabuti. 0.92

00:08:26.000 Oh my gosh, you guys, what are you doing?

00:08:28.000 I am Hindu.

00:08:29.000 I worship the blue kids within the fly on the flying carpet.

00:08:32.000 Their religions over there in India are like 17 blue kids playing a trumpet on a flying carpet and their best friend is an elephant. 0.99

00:08:41.000 So, wait, what is Harris?

00:08:45.000 Harris had a Christian upbringing?

00:08:47.000 Baptist.

00:08:50.000 I call bullshit.

00:08:51.000 And a Hindu temple.

00:08:52.000 There we go.

00:08:53.000 Yeah, you know what that is.

00:08:55.000 And I got to stop with the air quotes, dude.

00:08:58.000 We're going to have to have an air quote jar.

00:09:01.000 It was.

00:09:01.000 Her mother was Hindu.

00:09:04.000 She was atheist.

00:09:06.000 They didn't do shit, just like most Indian immigrants in Montreal. 1.00

00:09:10.000 And maybe burnt some incense every three Fridays.

00:09:13.000 And then when she started getting into politics, she realized I have to be black.

00:09:17.000 So then she joined the Baptist church and was like, amen.

00:09:21.000 Like, just like, just like Obama with Jeremiah Wright.

00:09:25.000 He went from no church to like, hear me now.

00:09:27.000 I love y'all.

00:09:29.000 Oh, Lord.

00:09:31.000 That's definitely what's up there.

00:09:33.000 So that sentence she just said was relatively coherent.

00:09:36.000 I understood her point.

00:09:37.000 She didn't say the same word 13 times.

00:09:39.000 Well, she did say faith a lot.

00:09:41.000 But that's a fun little spin on abortion.

00:09:45.000 Let's jump over, of course, to Biden, Trump versus Biden.

00:09:49.000 This sort of shows you why us Trump people, the non-Trump people, and I don't think any of them are watching this, don't understand why we like Trump.

00:09:57.000 We don't understand why you don't.

00:10:01.000 Look at this montage.

00:10:03.000 Before I took office, there was a lot of folks out there, a lot of folks out there making some pretty bald predictions about how things would turn out.

00:10:11.000 You might remember some of the predictions.

00:10:13.000 They're coming for your guns.

00:10:15.000 They're coming for your jobs.

00:10:17.000 Correct.

00:10:17.000 And they're coming for your freedom.

00:10:19.000 They hate American energy, and Joe Biden will shut it all down.

00:10:23.000 He's going to.

00:10:25.000 If I became president...

00:10:27.000 If Biden's elected, he will wipe out your energy industry.

00:10:31.000 Another prediction.

00:10:32.000 Correct.

00:10:33.000 That is my favorite one in my hand.

00:10:35.000 Is that if I got elected...

00:10:37.000 Gas prices going $5, $6, $7 for a gallon.

00:10:41.000 Remember how crazy that sounded?

00:10:43.000 Flood your communities with criminal aliens, drugs, and crime while they live behind beautiful gated compounds. 1.00

00:10:52.000 They try to take away your guns.

00:10:54.000 Second Amendment.

00:10:54.000 They want to take it away.

00:10:56.000 It's not reading a teleprompter.

00:11:00.000 I never understood that one.

00:11:02.000 You spent trillions of dollars rebuilding foreign nations, fighting foreign wars, and defending foreign borders.

00:11:10.000 For all those predictions of doom and gloom six months in, here's where we stand.

00:11:14.000 You want to use the word recession or depression?

00:11:17.000 Think of the single mom struggling to put food on the table each month. 1.00

00:11:21.000 You know, it's sad.

00:11:23.000 So if your primary concern right now is inflation.

00:11:26.000 We could stop it in 30 minutes.

00:11:28.000 When I took office.

00:11:29.000 He finally went outside.

00:11:31.000 He went to get an ice cream.

00:11:33.000 Look, the bottom line is this.

00:11:34.000 I say you're not doing a very good job.

00:11:36.000 Because he can't take any questions now from the press.

00:11:44.000 I mean...

00:11:45.000 Poignant.

00:11:47.000 It's all laid out there for you.

00:11:50.000 The midterms, despite these retarded hearings, are going to be a red wave to beat the band, and it's based almost exclusively on gas prices. 0.99

00:12:01.000 Everyone uses gas.

00:12:04.000 Everyone.

00:12:05.000 And if this is a ploy to make us get solar cars or wind planes, it's not working because that's not possible.

00:12:16.000 I touched upon this on Tuesday a little bit, but as an egalitarian anti-racist who wants to uplift black voices, I am very annoyed by Corrine Jean-Pierre.

00:12:28.000 She's making black women look really bad. 1.00

00:12:32.000 Affirmative action.

00:12:33.000 The argument is they're being held back because of racism.

00:12:35.000 And I don't want no Negro press secretary. 1.00

00:12:38.000 And I don't want no lesbian press secretary. 1.00

00:12:40.000 I don't want no immigrant press secretary. 1.00

00:12:42.000 So even though this woman's real qualified, she can't do it. 0.99

00:12:46.000 And then we go, you know what?

00:12:48.000 Fuck you, racist asshole. 0.86

00:12:49.000 She's in.

00:12:51.000 And then she gets there and just takes off.

00:12:53.000 And then we look back at the racist anti-immigrant homophobe and we're like, dude, what the fuck?

00:12:59.000 Are there other really qualified people you'd be holding back on?

00:13:02.000 Like, should it be all black lesbians on the moon, too? 1.00

00:13:06.000 what else have you been fucking with? 0.96

00:13:09.000 If that happened, you'd have a great argument.

00:13:11.000 You'd win.

00:13:13.000 But the fact that she sucks actually proves the racist allegation. 0.98

00:13:19.000 And it makes black women look incompetent. 1.00

00:13:22.000 What?

00:13:23.000 Hell yeah.

00:13:24.000 You agree with me?

00:13:25.000 Yeah, but Duke Davidson, of course.

00:13:27.000 I mean, even the white chick, the press secretary with the orange hair, even she did a better job. 1.00

00:13:33.000 You don't look like David Duke meets Pete Davidson.

00:13:36.000 You look like Pete Davidson died.

00:13:39.000 Kanye Wishes, that black bastard. 1.00

00:13:42.000 Okay, that's enough of him.

00:13:45.000 Forever, probably.

00:13:49.000 So let's see her looking up her notes.

00:13:52.000 By the way, all she does is look at her notes.

00:13:55.000 And those notes are written by someone else.

00:13:56.000 So you have a puppet up there.

00:13:59.000 There's no skill.

00:14:00.000 Just like Joe Biden in the speech we just saw.

00:14:02.000 He's sitting there reading the teleprompter badly.

00:14:05.000 Donald Trump is riffing.

00:14:06.000 If he has notes, they're just a rough guide.

00:14:09.000 This woman, imagine her without her notes. 1.00

00:14:11.000 Imagine her giving you any kind of information.

00:14:14.000 She's incompetent. 1.00

00:14:16.000 She's worse than Jensaki, which is impressive. 1.00

00:14:19.000 I didn't know you could get worse.

00:14:21.000 So I have two questions on baby formula.

00:14:23.000 So first, what is the White House, what is the latest update the White House has received on the current and field formula situation across the country?

00:14:30.000 Yeah, let me see if I have anything new for you on that.

00:14:36.000 I think it's been a couple of days since we have asked that question.

00:14:48.000 Okay.

00:14:50.000 I don't have anything new.

00:14:51.000 I know we made some announcements last week.

00:14:54.000 I just don't have them in front of me.

00:14:56.000 So I have two questions on baby.

00:14:57.000 25 seconds to say, I don't know.

00:15:02.000 Or how about this?

00:15:04.000 Liberal reporter trips are up.

00:15:05.000 Someone taught her the term regular cadence.

00:15:08.000 Now, I always thought cadence was the tone of your voice, but I guess it can also mean a schedule that you follow.

00:15:15.000 Follow up on a couple questions.

00:15:16.000 First, the AP asked you the first question out of the case was when the president was last tested.

00:15:20.000 We just didn't get an answer to that.

00:15:21.000 I did, it's a regular cadence.

00:15:23.000 That's what we do.

00:15:25.000 We will share per CDC when he is a close contact and he has not been a close contact.

00:15:31.000 If he were a close contact, we will let you know.

00:15:33.000 Again, I'm just confused because in the past you guys have always told us the date of the most recent test.

00:15:37.000 So why can't you tell us the date of the most recent test?

00:15:38.000 Well, right now, I'm telling you he has a regular cadence.

00:15:41.000 I just don't have a date to share with you, but he does have a regular weekly cadence.

00:15:44.000 We trust that as soon as you find out today, your staff.

00:15:47.000 We will be transparent about that.

00:15:48.000 But he does have a weekly cadence.

00:15:50.000 I just don't have a date in front of you of what he was testing.

00:15:52.000 Does he have a regular cadence?

00:15:55.000 I'm not saying that.

00:15:56.000 I'm telling you that he has a weekly cadence.

00:15:58.000 That's my question.

00:15:58.000 Why has that changed?

00:15:59.000 Because in the past, they always told us.

00:16:01.000 Well, we have always said it's a weekly cadence.

00:16:04.000 We have always said that.

00:16:05.000 But Jen would say it happened on Tuesday, just yesterday he had a test, or on Sunday he was tested, it was negative.

00:16:10.000 But he hasn't been a close contact.

00:16:12.000 What we have said now is that if he is a close contact, according to the CDC, what close contact of the definition of a close contact, we will share that with you.

00:16:21.000 And then that's when his testing cadence would change.

00:16:23.000 His testing cadence has not changed.

00:16:25.000 He gets tested once a week.

00:16:27.000 I don't have the date in front of me at this time.

00:16:30.000 So he gets tested once a week.

00:16:33.000 It's a weekly.

00:16:34.000 No, it actually has never.

00:16:35.000 It's always been a weekly cadence of getting tested.

00:16:37.000 So he's only been tested once a week for the entirety of the time of the first time.

00:16:40.000 That's not what I'm saying.

00:16:41.000 What I'm saying is what we know.

00:16:42.000 That's exactly what you said.

00:16:44.000 He gets tested weekly, and that's been his cadence as when he's talking to, as in coordination with his doctor.

00:16:51.000 There has been time where he's tested more than that because we've traveled.

00:16:54.000 When we traveled, we've all had to take tests as we're traveling or other things, or when he went to the White House correspondence dinner, we had to test as well.

00:17:04.000 So sometimes it's not once a week.

00:17:06.000 But I'm saying to you, right now, it's a weekly testing cadence.

00:17:09.000 That's what we do as it's coordinated with his doctor.

00:17:14.000 Please understand that we're requesting to know as soon as you can tell us when the most recent test was, acknowledging it's a recent test.

00:17:20.000 Let me ask you, we saw the letter.

00:17:21.000 I'm already telling you he's getting tested regularly in a weekly testing.

00:17:24.000 I'm saying our request continues.

00:17:27.000 I'm telling you that he gets tested weekly.

00:17:29.000 Okay, so let me ask you about the oil companies if I can for sure.

00:17:32.000 We saw the letter that he wrote to them.

00:17:34.000 They called for them to be in touch with the Energy Secretary to convene an emergency meeting on that topic.

00:17:40.000 Can you have any update on when that meeting will take place?

00:17:42.000 We're finalizing details, and we'll be sure to pass that along as soon as we can.

00:17:47.000 The President is a good idea.

00:17:48.000 Why do you think that's a good question?

00:17:50.000 What are we learning from this pitch?

00:17:52.000 What he wants to make sure is that we create a forum so that the oil companies are able to put forth ideas, but he's willing to do everything he can to drill from using reasonable tools to get things done.

00:18:07.000 And he wants them to put forward ideas.

00:18:08.000 But beyond that, I think he wrote a letter and he said, hey, I'm calling on you to do this.

00:18:12.000 You said I want them to be, they need to be patriotic.

00:18:14.000 In real terms, what power does the president have here?

00:18:17.000 How can he compel these companies, beyond, in effect, begging them, asking them, to do anything?

00:18:23.000 Well, that's one of the things that we want to do is have this meeting and hear from them and hear what the ideas that they come forth with.

00:18:31.000 And maybe there's a way that we can help them meet that capacity.

00:18:35.000 So he does want to create an environment.

00:18:39.000 It would be so much better for the environment.

00:18:41.000 Don't you think?

00:18:43.000 What about a solar plane?

00:18:45.000 Look, have you seen the size of planes?

00:18:47.000 That could be all solar.

00:18:48.000 You can get solar like, not wallpaper, but like the bendable.

00:18:54.000 The whole plane's exterior could be solar.

00:18:58.000 And then some helicopters could be wind-powered.

00:19:02.000 So the propellers are actually taking in wind instead of dispersing wind.

00:19:08.000 That's an idea.

00:19:10.000 I mean, we spend money on oil to help them.

00:19:12.000 Why don't we spend money on ideas like that?

00:19:17.000 Peter Doosey, who was sitting next to the guy who was tripping her up, and that guy was a liberal, by the way.

00:19:21.000 He decided just to finish her.

00:19:23.000 Finish her. 1.00

00:19:33.000 Thanks, Crane.

00:19:33.000 Why is the president saying that in the middle of here because what we have seen across the globe, first of all, inflation is a global challenge, as we have said.

00:19:52.000 It is caused by clearly the pandemic, this once-in-a-generation pandemic that we are coming out of.

00:19:58.000 These are things.

00:19:59.000 And also, most recently.

00:20:01.000 So that once-in-a-generation pandemic is something she says at every single press thingy.

00:20:06.000 It's on a generational cadence, you see.

00:20:10.000 Like you're watching someone unqualified.

00:20:14.000 You're watching a great argument against affirmative action.

00:20:17.000 And you're making black immigrant lesbians look really bad. 1.00

00:20:21.000 If I was a black immigrant lesbian, which I may identify as after this, I'd be like, what the fuck?

00:20:26.000 I can speak English.

00:20:27.000 Why is she there?

00:20:28.000 Now people are going to, anytime I get any kind of success in my career, people are going to think I was just thrown up here.

00:20:38.000 The war that Putin started in Ukraine that has caused inflation as we look at food and as we look at gas prices.

00:20:46.000 So if you look at globally other countries and if you look at where we are economically, when you think about the Group 7, the G7, we are in a much stronger place than we are economically than the rest.

00:20:59.000 I did look closely though.

00:21:01.000 He says that inflation is worse everywhere, but here.

00:21:03.000 That's not true.

00:21:04.000 The U.S. has worse inflation than Germany, France, Japan, Canada, India, Italy, Saudi Arabia.

00:21:10.000 So why is he saying that?

00:21:11.000 I think what we are saying is that when you talk about inflation, it is a global thing.

00:21:17.000 And it is not just about the United States.

00:21:20.000 This is something that everyone has.

00:21:21.000 It's worse everywhere else.

00:21:23.000 I mean, we're better than everyone else.

00:21:25.000 Yeah.

00:21:26.000 It's worse everywhere else.

00:21:27.000 And it's not.

00:21:28.000 All of those countries you just listed have much less inflation than we do.

00:21:33.000 And she's trying to argue that the fact that it's a big country means we're still richer.

00:21:37.000 No, the fact that it's a big country means our inflation is catastrophic.

00:21:43.000 It's harder to recover from.

00:21:45.000 Would you rather be hit by a kid on a tricycle or a MAC truck?

00:21:50.000 We're a crashing MAC truck.

00:21:53.000 I almost cried there just talking about it.

00:21:54.000 That's how much I get serious.

00:21:56.000 That's how serious I get about economics.

00:22:00.000 Because of coming out of the once-in-a-lifetime pandemic, because of the war that Russia has started in Europe. 0.93

00:22:08.000 Why isn't the president asking oil companies to drill more here in the U.S.?

00:22:14.000 Let me just give you a little bit of a rundown of why we are here.

00:22:19.000 I know his letter was a lot about refining and increasing refining, but that's a lot of oil that comes in from overseas.

00:22:26.000 So why isn't he asking companies to drill more here in the U.S.?

00:22:30.000 Well, hold on.

00:22:30.000 So here we go.

00:22:31.000 So this is where we are.

00:22:32.000 I'm going to give you a little bit of a rundown of why we are here and what's going on and why we wrote the letter.

00:22:37.000 That's enough of her for one lifetime. 0.95

00:22:40.000 The amazing thing about this economic collapse is Biden is thrilled.

00:22:45.000 He thinks things are going great.

00:22:47.000 We're kicking ass.

00:22:50.000 It's sort of like what they did in Vietnam where they go, they wanted to get out of there and went, oh, we won. 0.99

00:22:54.000 It's over.

00:22:56.000 Same with Afghanistan.

00:22:57.000 Just say the opposite.

00:22:59.000 And millions of people will listen to you.

00:23:02.000 Let's hear what he says about the strongest, fastest economy.

00:23:08.000 What a clown.

00:23:12.000 My plans to produce the strongest, fastest, most widespread economic recovery America has ever experienced.

00:23:19.000 I see.

00:23:20.000 Do you believe the strongest, fastest, most widespread economic recovery is in the room with us now?

00:23:27.000 My plans are producing the strongest, fastest recovery.

00:23:30.000 5-2, speaking of joking, this is just a joke.

00:23:33.000 It's a joke.

00:23:33.000 That was a joke.

00:23:36.000 This woman asked him about the economy, and he goes, you're making stuff up.

00:23:44.000 Not the majority of Mark's saying that.

00:23:46.000 Come on, don't make things up, okay?

00:23:48.000 Now you sound like a Republican politician.

00:23:50.000 I'm joking.

00:23:50.000 That was a joke.

00:23:52.000 That was a joke.

00:23:52.000 But all kidding aside, no, I don't think it is.

00:23:57.000 It's so weird.

00:23:59.000 It's a joking.

00:23:59.000 It's a joke.

00:24:00.000 Who touches?

00:24:01.000 When's the last time you touch someone when you're making a joke?

00:24:05.000 And isn't that close contact, by the way?

00:24:07.000 It's just a joke.

00:24:07.000 It's a joke.

00:24:08.000 Joking is a joke.

00:24:13.000 I thought this was interesting.

00:24:14.000 People are all bummed out that gas is expensive and we're not using fossil fuels.

00:24:19.000 We're not drilling.

00:24:20.000 He told us he would do this.

00:24:22.000 He all but told us gas would be $7 a gallon.

00:24:27.000 Three consecutive American presidents have enjoyed stints of explosive economic growth due to a boom in oil and natural gas production.

00:24:35.000 As president, would you be willing to sacrifice some of that growth, even knowing potentially that it could displace thousands, maybe hundreds of thousands, of blue-collar workers in the interest of transitioning to that greener economy?

00:24:47.000 The answer is yes.

00:24:49.000 At $7.29 a gallon for a small car with a 12-gallon tank, it would cost you $87 to fill it all the way up.

00:24:57.000 Number one, no more subsidies for fossil fuel industry.

00:25:00.000 No more drilling on federal lands.

00:25:02.000 No more drilling, including offshore.

00:25:04.000 No ability for the oil industry to continue to drill.

00:25:07.000 Period.

00:25:08.000 Ends.

00:25:09.000 Gas prices are so high.

00:25:10.000 The Isabella County Sheriff's Office here says they've actually blown through their fuel budget already, so they will respond to some non-emergency calls by phone.

00:25:20.000 We've never seen anything like Putin's tax on both food and gas.

00:25:25.000 Three consecutive American...

00:25:27.000 Wow.

00:25:29.000 And here is leftists admitting that it's actually good that Joe Manchin stood up to Joe Biden and refused his $7 trillion Green New Deal because you think we're fucked now.

00:25:42.000 We'd be really fucked if we let Joe here blow $7 trillion.

00:25:46.000 Or was it a trillion?

00:25:48.000 How much was it?

00:25:50.000 My God, I just wonder what would have happened if progressives had gotten their $6 trillion wish earlier this year.

00:25:57.000 Yeah, in an ironic way, you almost have to thank Joe Manchin for blocking that because $6.5 trillion of spending in this economy would make these numbers look small.

00:26:07.000 Yeah, look, we had a huge budget deficit.

00:26:10.000 We had an undefined deficit.

00:26:11.000 I'm not sure that fits the definition of irony.

00:26:14.000 It's reality is what it is.

00:26:16.000 You guys said we should let him spend all he wants and kill all the jobs he wants, and now we're fucked.

00:26:23.000 And you're like, it's ironic that the Republicans were right.

00:26:26.000 Yeah.

00:26:28.000 Remember that?

00:26:29.000 Charlemagne the God said, who runs this country, Joe Biden or Joe Manchin?

00:26:32.000 Come on, Harris had to pretend she couldn't hear.

00:26:34.000 We talked about it on Compound Censored.

00:26:41.000 And then Hunter's favorite prostitute, this is 5'6, received $20,000. 0.99

00:26:54.000 Hunter Biden's favorite Las Vegas prostitute, who is a 4.8, received more than $20,000 in PPP bailout money right after Joe took office.

00:27:08.000 What's incredible about Hunter is Joe Biden has not suffered any consequences from this.

00:27:15.000 Everything's been perfectly fine.

00:27:17.000 Let's do a green screen on the U.S. Senate. 0.82

00:27:20.000 No one knows who they are, and they all look like jerks or jokes.

00:27:42.000 I find politics in general super fucking boring.

00:27:46.000 So I don't really know.

00:27:48.000 Like when I did my citizenship test, I didn't really know all like the House and the Senate and how many seats and the make a bill and that has to get passed by the House and then the Congress Committee.

00:27:59.000 And then once I was done my test, I completely erased it.

00:28:02.000 So what is it?

00:28:03.000 Look how pink I am, dude.

00:28:05.000 That is weird.

00:28:06.000 This is a common problem.

00:28:07.000 It's bad for the show.

00:28:11.000 Yellow, I guess, is better. 0.83

00:28:14.000 Do you know what the Senate is, Ryan?

00:28:18.000 Is it people that represent the states that all collect to talk about shit?

00:28:24.000 Yep.

00:28:24.000 And then what's Congress?

00:28:26.000 Oh, that I don't know.

00:28:31.000 And who is the U.S.?

00:28:33.000 I guess it's all the various state senators, right?

00:28:35.000 Let's pull them up.

00:28:36.000 This guy is fucking hilarious.

00:28:37.000 He did kind of a do's and don'ts thing.

00:28:39.000 Who are these jackasses anyway? 0.97

00:28:41.000 I realize that being just 100 of the most powerful people on the planet, I don't know anything about him.

00:28:46.000 I'm going to post pictures and give you my first impression, okay?

00:28:51.000 So he says, look at this dude.

00:28:54.000 He's 88.

00:28:58.000 I can't read these very well.

00:28:59.000 You've got to make it a bit bigger.

00:29:00.000 I'll go over here.

00:29:04.000 I hear he's a big power in the pork business, and good for him.

00:29:08.000 He looks like a good old boy, corrupt politician.

00:29:11.000 That is too dang old.

00:29:12.000 Yeah, 88.

00:29:15.000 I think we should cut it off at 65.

00:29:19.000 No, 60.

00:29:23.000 Tommy Tuberville.

00:29:25.000 Tuberville.

00:29:26.000 Hilarious name.

00:29:28.000 Have an Auburn grad co-worker with a complicated emotional relationship to this guy as a coach, and that's weird.

00:29:33.000 Football coach as a senator.

00:29:34.000 Looks like a car salesman.

00:29:36.000 Don't trust this guy to sell me a Buick, but in Bama, he's boss.

00:29:40.000 I wonder if he could help my SPLC suit along.

00:29:44.000 And this one looks like someone's grandma with about 13% too much skull.

00:29:51.000 Soulless eyes.

00:29:52.000 No wonder she's a rhino swing vote. 1.00

00:29:54.000 Alaskans probably get decent pork out of her swinger lifestyle, though. 1.00

00:29:57.000 So it makes sense she gets re-elected.

00:30:00.000 Yeah, that is a little too much head.

00:30:03.000 And I, as a married man, we tend not to complain about too much head.

00:30:07.000 Looks like a fed oof. 0.97

00:30:08.000 Also, it doesn't exactly look like the brightest bulb in the socket, but that's the extent of my physigionomy.

00:30:14.000 Physi in the beginning, in the ginning, in the middle, physiogyonomy, physiogiomy, physiogyomy.

00:30:26.000 Holy shit, I'm stupid.

00:30:28.000 I told you this show was going to suck.

00:30:30.000 At 57 guys, some spring, no spring chicken in the nursing home that is the Senate.

00:30:34.000 Yeah, he is some.

00:30:35.000 Let's see him.

00:30:37.000 Alaska?

00:30:38.000 Wow, he looks like a child, doesn't he?

00:30:42.000 Hey, Dad!

00:30:44.000 What's next?

00:30:45.000 That's him saying something.

00:30:48.000 Oh, we know this chick, Kristen Senema. 1.00

00:30:50.000 She's the one that dresses crazy. 1.00

00:30:53.000 Honestly, mid.

00:30:54.000 Of course, she's not attractive woman, middle school librarian, looks Senate, so I'm sure that's gone to her head. 1.00

00:30:58.000 Let me see her.

00:31:02.000 Great sex.

00:31:04.000 Fantastic sex.

00:31:05.000 No, no, go back.

00:31:07.000 But I feel like she likes you too much, and then she starts going crazy.

00:31:11.000 Doesn't she look like a crazy ex who would trash your house when you stop calling her? 1.00

00:31:17.000 I could definitely see calling the police on her.

00:31:20.000 But when it was good, it was really good.

00:31:23.000 Actually, a little too good.

00:31:24.000 Sometimes you'd be like, can we not fuck?

00:31:26.000 I just want to watch a movie.

00:31:28.000 Are you changing my skin tones as we speak?

00:31:30.000 I am.

00:31:32.000 Mark Kelly, this is the guy.

00:31:34.000 Isn't this the guy whose wife got shot?

00:31:36.000 Oh, shit.

00:31:37.000 When you said astronauts, I didn't mean you, no, you meant alien who crash-landed.

00:31:42.000 I think I'm off eggs for a while.

00:31:48.000 This creep going to be looking at me next time I look in the garten.

00:31:52.000 Yeah.

00:31:52.000 Oh, God, it's so disturbing the way he parades her around and gets her to talk.

00:31:55.000 And she's like, I love you.

00:31:59.000 Next.

00:32:02.000 John Boozeman, I can sympathize with you.

00:32:05.000 Slightly confused-looking dentist managed to bumble into the rulership of the world.

00:32:10.000 He has to have some extremely nasty vices to let him in the club.

00:32:14.000 Might have been once conservative, but looks like a life of consumption now.

00:32:18.000 Let me see him.

00:32:19.000 I don't know if he looks like such a boozer.

00:32:21.000 Those are some fucking ears.

00:32:23.000 They always have huge ears.

00:32:24.000 You ever see Marco Rubio's ears?

00:32:26.000 They look freakish.

00:32:28.000 And also, men, when you start to get that turkey neck, it's time to grow a beard.

00:32:34.000 Oh, I know this guy.

00:32:36.000 Don't know what this guy was in, but boy wore fatigues at some point.

00:32:40.000 I know he plays it being a Senate Conservative, and it's a good look, physiology.

00:32:45.000 I gotta get this word right: physiognomy.

00:32:50.000 Physiognomy?

00:32:51.000 No, Agna.

00:32:53.000 Physiognomy.

00:32:54.000 Look it up.

00:32:55.000 The pronunciation.

00:32:57.000 Physiogenomy.

00:32:59.000 Physiognomy.

00:33:05.000 Physiognomy.

00:33:06.000 It is agnomy.

00:33:08.000 It can't be.

00:33:09.000 I don't trust.

00:33:09.000 Look up on the internet how to pronounce it.

00:33:12.000 Physiognomy?

00:33:14.000 That's got to be a j-soft-g. 1.00

00:33:19.000 Physiognomy.

00:33:21.000 You were right.

00:33:22.000 I was wrong.

00:33:22.000 Yay!

00:33:23.000 A snowball just survived hell.

00:33:27.000 Physiognomy?

00:33:28.000 That's one of the ugliest words I've ever said.

00:33:30.000 And somehow I am both red and yellow and green at the same time.

00:33:35.000 Oh, there we go.

00:33:37.000 Who's next?

00:33:40.000 88 years young.

00:33:41.000 We all know Diane Feinstein.

00:33:44.000 She looks like her makeup is done by a mortician.

00:33:46.000 She looks like she works at, what's that thing where you get a pink Cadillac? 0.99

00:33:50.000 Amy Claire cosmetics.

00:33:52.000 You know those things?

00:33:53.000 Mary Kay.

00:33:54.000 She looks like she works for Mary Kay.

00:33:57.000 88.

00:33:59.000 Like, I remember when my grandmother was 88, and it was just a loop of questions.

00:34:03.000 How are my babies?

00:34:04.000 She'd ask about her grandkids, and I would tell her a little anecdote, and she'd say, they wouldn't be here if it wasn't for me.

00:34:09.000 And I'd say, yes, Nana.

00:34:12.000 She was not exactly delivering concise arguments.

00:34:16.000 Dude, this skin tone's driving me crazy. 1.00

00:34:21.000 Alex Padilla, there's a Castizo for you.

00:34:24.000 Features are a mixture of librarian, no, Iberian rapist and obese Mayan governor.

00:34:30.000 Participates in the orgies and doesn't find them especially interesting or titillating.

00:34:34.000 Accepts all bribes, no matter how small.

00:34:36.000 Dimwit thinks he's cunning.

00:34:40.000 This guy's good.

00:34:41.000 He reminds me of PJ Arourke, that guy to all the ethnicities.

00:34:45.000 Go back up to the top.

00:34:46.000 We're kind of done with this.

00:34:47.000 I'm just reading someone else's jokes.

00:34:48.000 I feel like a bitch.

00:34:49.000 But who is this guy?

00:34:52.000 Who are you, Frogbutt? 0.97

00:34:55.000 Frogbutt, stuck in here tight.

00:34:57.000 This is a guy.

00:34:59.000 Butt watermelon.

00:35:01.000 Huh.

00:35:02.000 So yeah, these clowns in the White House telling us how to live our lives are just random dorks from high school who worked on the yearbook committee.

00:35:11.000 Dude, this coloring is not good.

00:35:15.000 I think it's the camera settings.

00:35:16.000 It's on auto focus.

00:35:20.000 It might be an auto food poisoning as well.

00:35:22.000 That was the worst green screen we've ever done.

00:35:24.000 Next to the magic trick.

00:35:43.000 Fun stuff.

00:35:48.000 Shall we doubt, now that we're worried about our government and the future of our economy and unemployed, let's get even more depressed by examining some racism.

00:36:00.000 I'm a black female.

00:36:02.000 What other different, what else could I have done to piss you off?

00:36:06.000 Black woman? 1.00

00:36:08.000 This is really inconvenient.

00:36:25.000 This is a particularly unsanitized look at race in America, which is never good for the flow of the show.

00:36:33.000 So let's get to press with some blacks behaving badly. 0.98

00:36:39.000 You got that card?

00:36:43.000 We're going to start with 2-7.

00:36:46.000 A mob in Chicago.

00:36:48.000 Just like this was, this is old news.

00:36:50.000 I think it's Juneteenth stuff.

00:36:52.000 But is that it?

00:36:57.000 Is it a picture or a video?

00:36:59.000 It's a pic.

00:37:00.000 Okay?

00:37:00.000 It's a terrible pick, and it's totally illegible.

00:37:05.000 And so this is number 26.

00:37:08.000 27.

00:37:09.000 27.

00:37:14.000 Now, you talk about white privilege.

00:37:18.000 Isn't just jumping on some random dude's car with no repercussions?

00:37:23.000 Look at him.

00:37:24.000 He's scared shitless.

00:37:26.000 He might be having a heart attack.

00:37:30.000 I would be so fucking scared.

00:37:33.000 First of all, your car's turfed.

00:37:35.000 Look, there's cops there. 0.75

00:37:37.000 And they just wander away.

00:37:41.000 That fat ass totally dunked a dude. 1.00

00:37:46.000 Here's a woman. 1.00

00:37:48.000 He executed his daughter because the woman was cheating on him.

00:37:53.000 Jeremiah Jones arrested for allegedly shooting ex, executing her daughter.

00:37:58.000 That's a new level of sadism, isn't it?

00:38:02.000 I mean, shooting his ex-girlfriend.

00:38:04.000 Mobsters, bloods, and crips.

00:38:06.000 They used to always avoid the kids.

00:38:08.000 And Fox 26's Domali Keith spoke with him today.

00:38:11.000 She joins us.

00:38:12.000 Oh, good.

00:38:13.000 He didn't do it.

00:38:25.000 What the fuck is she wearing? 0.94

00:38:27.000 What is she?

00:38:27.000 Is she a jump scare in like a doll-haunted doll movie?

00:38:31.000 Get this CCs out of the way.

00:38:35.000 The man who's now charged with her murder says he is innocent.

00:38:39.000 Oh.

00:38:40.000 Jeremiah, let me ask you: did you shoot your ex and her nine-year-old daughter?

00:38:44.000 No, ma'am.

00:38:45.000 As a manhunt is underway for 22-year-old Jeremiah Jones, he spoke with me on Zoom, telling me he wasn't there at his ex-girlfriend's apartment and saying he did not do it.

00:38:55.000 But why would his ex-girlfriend tell police he's the one who opened fire on Her and her daughter.

00:39:01.000 Honestly, ma'am, I really don't.

00:39:03.000 I really don't know.

00:39:03.000 I'm just trying to get all of this resolved.

00:39:05.000 I'm trying to, because I was at a gas station on camera minutes before they say, within probably like 15 to 20 minutes before they even said that this happened.

00:39:15.000 Houston police.

00:39:16.000 Here's the problem with sociopaths.

00:39:18.000 Like, that seems believable.

00:39:21.000 The way he's looking off.

00:39:22.000 Like the gas station more than 20 minutes away.

00:39:25.000 Good point.

00:39:26.000 Go down a bit.

00:39:27.000 The reason I chose this, though, is his tough guy face.

00:39:29.000 Dude, if you did this and it's looking like you did, prison is not going to be nice to you.

00:39:37.000 You're fucking dead.

00:39:38.000 And you will not have that tough guy face on for very long up in Bear Hill.

00:39:43.000 That's who he killed.

00:39:49.000 Here's a woman. 1.00

00:39:51.000 They had a disagreement and he chopped her head off.

00:39:55.000 I mean, this feels racist to show all this stuff in a row.

00:39:59.000 Hey, Black, stop doing shit that looks racist when we talk about it, please. 1.00

00:40:04.000 What happened to 22-year-old Lisa Dodd, who had just moved to this place in Alton, is beyond irreprehensible.

00:40:17.000 It's abominable.

00:40:21.000 It is completely terrible.

00:40:23.000 So he was probably a total asshole to her.

00:40:25.000 So she broke up with him, even though it was her baby daddy.

00:40:27.000 And then he got so mad he cut her head off.

00:40:30.000 Put it in the dumpster.

00:40:34.000 And then here we just have some bad behavior.

00:40:38.000 A head stomping at a restaurant in D.C. D.C. seems to be particularly wild.

00:40:42.000 Maybe they have the least stringent bail laws.

00:40:46.000 Maybe it's the most lawless place.

00:40:47.000 I mean, remember when our boys got stabbed, there was guys out there just hunting.

00:40:53.000 The same thing they accused.

00:40:55.000 Turn it down.

00:40:58.000 You're not showing anything here.

00:41:02.000 I want to cellulate on that.

00:41:09.000 This is behaving very badly.

00:41:18.000 I mean, there's a problem in this community that has to be identified, and they're not going to listen to me.

00:41:28.000 What's the solution to this kind of situation?

00:41:32.000 Mass arrests?

00:41:37.000 I think Duke Davidson would have a couple ideas.

00:41:47.000 And then we have filming a TikTok here at 3-1, and they're interrupted by some BBB. 0.76

00:41:53.000 Black's behaving badly. 1.00

00:41:57.000 Oh, good day.

00:41:58.000 Oh, sorry.

00:42:02.000 Did you fucking see that?

00:42:04.000 That was not shots way off in the distance.

00:42:08.000 I got to see that again.

00:42:18.000 Oh, it's a Roman candle.

00:42:26.000 And then you saw the Juneteenth stuff, right?

00:42:28.000 You already talked about that on your Awesome Monday show.

00:42:31.000 Three dead.

00:42:33.000 Did you show footage of the shooting?

00:42:37.000 No.

00:42:38.000 There's a shooting?

00:42:39.000 Yeah.

00:42:39.000 3.5.

00:42:42.000 3.5 and 3.6 are shooting footage of the Juneteenth celebrations.

00:42:46.000 I know we're very late here, but this show was recorded on Tuesday.

00:42:54.000 And nobody cares.

00:42:56.000 Police ain't care. 1.00

00:42:58.000 But on Juneteenth, as you can see, since Mochella ended early, don't you think it takes it when that shooting's going on?

00:43:21.000 You're like, I don't want to run towards this shooting.

00:43:24.000 This is random gang violence.

00:43:28.000 This isn't like a lady going, help, help, I'm being held captive. 1.00

00:43:31.000 And you could feel good about running into it.

00:43:32.000 This is just a guy going...

00:43:37.000 I don't want to be part of this.

00:43:41.000 You know who does want to be part of that?

00:43:44.000 Robocop.

00:43:46.000 There's more footage there, 3.6.

00:43:49.000 They call it gun violence.

00:43:51.000 Gun violence and gang violence.

00:43:52.000 This is in Harlem.

00:43:55.000 Also Juneteenth.

00:43:56.000 Sorry for such late news.

00:44:01.000 This is the more footage, and then this is the Harlem here.

00:44:07.000 Oh, that's more footage?

00:44:08.000 Yeah, this is the Harlem.

00:44:20.000 You know the solution to this?

00:44:22.000 You'll never have a shooting in Harlem ever again?

00:44:24.000 Gun control.

00:44:26.000 We need stricter gun laws.

00:44:27.000 It's way too easy to get a handgun in Harlem.

00:44:31.000 Don't you think?

00:44:32.000 And this afternoon, the Mayor and Police Commissioner for a public safety-related announcement.

00:44:37.000 Gun violence.

00:44:38.000 So get rid of the guns.

00:44:39.000 You get rid of the violence.

00:44:40.000 Why can't people see that?

00:44:41.000 It's so simple.

00:44:42.000 Another innocent person shot and killed.

00:44:45.000 It was my shirt that was used to put on his wound because we didn't know what to do.

00:44:49.000 Sesame Street?

00:44:50.000 You don't know what to do with a gunshot wound to the head.

00:44:53.000 That young man was at that cookout.

00:44:55.000 You're talking about your dead friend in a Sesame Street shirt?

00:44:58.000 Rival gang members fired dozens of rounds.

00:45:00.000 The cops recovering this gun, but they say more weapons were used.

00:45:04.000 At this press conference, State Senator Cordell Clare called for addressing what she called underlying issues.

00:45:11.000 We have to make sure that there is employment for young people, that there is affordable housing for people to live in.

00:45:18.000 But this neighbor told me there's a more immediate solution.

00:45:21.000 They shot each other because the rent was too damn high.

00:45:25.000 Stop and frisk again.

00:45:26.000 You know what I mean?

00:45:27.000 Because it seems like, okay, now they're putting a tracer on the ghost guns.

00:45:32.000 You know, hopefully that goes through.

00:45:34.000 But, you know, some people really need to be stopped and frisk.

00:45:38.000 That shootout.

00:45:39.000 Look how informed she is.

00:45:40.000 like, just living in this area, you have to be informed on what they're doing about guns.

00:45:46.000 Well, right now they're tracing ghost guns.

00:45:48.000 What the fuck's a ghost gun?

00:45:49.000 They trace it.

00:45:50.000 She knows all about it because that's her life.

00:45:52.000 She has to.

00:45:53.000 The way I understand it, and I know everyone gets mad when I talk about guns because I know so little, but I think there's two options with ghost guns.

00:45:59.000 One is the serial number has been somehow removed and scratched off, and the other is there is no serial number because it was built from scratch, which I guess a 3D printer one would count as.

00:46:10.000 But you can buy like the handle, and then you have to go and get a steel doohickey.

00:46:15.000 The receiver, the...

00:46:16.000 Yeah, and then you eventually make your own gun that doesn't exist.

00:46:19.000 You make your own upper.

00:46:21.000 You make your own downer.

00:46:22.000 Yep.

00:46:23.000 And ghost guns, too, not only are they dangerous, but they're spooky.

00:46:27.000 You know, also.

00:46:31.000 That's what ghosts use.

00:46:32.000 I know.

00:46:33.000 How are ghosts going to defend themselves if we get rid of ghost guns?

00:46:35.000 That's what I'm saying.

00:46:37.000 Against the busters, the ghost busters.

00:46:39.000 Okay.

00:46:44.000 Let's just briefly talk about the Prowboys.

00:46:46.000 I know everyone's sick of hearing about them.

00:46:48.000 I don't want to.

00:46:49.000 Stand by.

00:46:54.000 Somebody's got to do something about Antifa and the left.

00:46:58.000 Antifa is an idea, not an organization.

00:47:00.000 You got it, not political.

00:47:07.000 Stand by.

00:47:08.000 Stand by.

00:47:09.000 Stand by.

00:47:15.000 So in the January 6th hearings, this is seen as the smoking gun.

00:47:22.000 A big deal.

00:47:23.000 Ryan Sampsell.

00:47:24.000 Ryan Sampsell was a guy who had his arm around Joe Biggs right before he ran at the Capitol.

00:47:29.000 So the rumor is, and the New York Times just treats this as a fact, the rumor is that he said, let's do it now.

00:47:35.000 My understanding is he said, I know you, dude, you're the guy from InfoWars.

00:47:39.000 You're my InfoWars brother.

00:47:40.000 InfoWars, InfoWars.

00:47:42.000 I don't think Joe's split from InfoWars was very amicable, by the way.

00:47:46.000 I think there was some bad blood there.

00:47:50.000 But go to 4-2.

00:47:51.000 Justin, Ryan Sampson, one of the men at the center of the J6 committee first hearing, wrote a letter earlier this month saying, all these politicians, Polteons in the office need to go. 0.98

00:48:01.000 A wood chipper sounds good.

00:48:03.000 Yeah, that's how people talk to each other.

00:48:06.000 They really are pushing this, they were going to kill Mike Pence thing.

00:48:14.000 Did the Capitol Police think they were going to kill Ashley Babbitt?

00:48:18.000 The killing was in one direction, and it was from the armed guys.

00:48:22.000 The unarmed guys, how are they going to kill Mike Pence?

00:48:24.000 Beat him to death?

00:48:25.000 So that's Ryan there putting his arm around Joe Biggs, which apparently is a big deal.

00:48:30.000 But it's weird when you're following this case because you're like, yeah, I don't care.

00:48:34.000 When I hear the woodchipper thing, I'm like, yeah, that's how people talk, and it's how the left talks about us all the time.

00:48:38.000 I mean, they had Trump's, how many times did you see Trump decapitated or shot or, you know, death fantasies about him being killed?

00:48:46.000 That's the way people talk about their political opponents in America.

00:48:49.000 Was he really going to get a woodchipper?

00:48:52.000 But, so it sounds crazy to us as rational people, but then you think, when that gets to the jury and it's some like Midwestern girl who watches sex in the city and is chewing gum and she wants to be urban and she's visiting DC for a few years and she wants to put some Nazis in jail while she's here and really be part of D.C. And D.C. is fucking, 0.55

00:49:13.000 not only is it all liberal, but it smells of demons.

00:49:17.000 You just look out on the streets and you're like, something's evil about this place.

00:49:21.000 It's a soul graveyard.

00:49:23.000 Yeah, it feels dark.

00:49:25.000 It's the marketplace for where Satan buys souls.

00:49:28.000 Yeah, I've never been to Bangkok, but with all of these streets devoted to fucking young boys, I bet it has a similar like, ugh, vibe.

00:49:39.000 And then there's, have you heard of the 1776 plan they keep referring to?

00:49:43.000 4-3?

00:49:46.000 So this is a, this is, it's alleged that this was written by Zach Real, who's in there facing 20 years.

00:49:54.000 And it's a big PDF on how to take over a government building.

00:49:57.000 And, you know, you have someone at the door and then you do this and you do that.

00:50:00.000 It's very damning, I would say.

00:50:04.000 But it was given to Enrique by some random chick and we don't know who wrote it.

00:50:10.000 So we don't know where that came from.

00:50:12.000 Yeah, even Freuder was like, yeah, this isn't proven.

00:50:17.000 Yeah, Alan Froyer, whose job is putting proud boys away for a long time.

00:50:22.000 That's his career.

00:50:24.000 What a dumb career to have.

00:50:27.000 Like, are you going to go to your grave proud of yourself that you totally ignored Antifa and BLM and put these guys under a microscope until you destroyed their lives and removed them from their daughters?

00:50:39.000 You don't have any kids, Alan.

00:50:41.000 And now, neither do they.

00:50:43.000 This is an ancient article I've had on my to-do list for a million years.

00:50:46.000 They've taken over the Miami-Dade GOP.

00:50:49.000 Proud Boys are very much loved in Florida and Long Island, lots of places, actually.

00:50:57.000 Calls are going for the Miami-Day GOP to expel seven members of the far-right extremist group, the Proud Boys, who sit on their executive.

00:51:03.000 There's a lawyer there.

00:51:05.000 He's called like Proud Boys Lawyer.

00:51:07.000 And he went through all the paperwork and got all these guys from the club into the GOP.

00:51:13.000 Seven current or former Proud Boys are members now of the Miami-Day GOP Executive Committee.

00:51:20.000 So it is to the benefit of the Republican Party, to the benefit of Americans, that these extremist elements are excised from the Republican Party.

00:51:29.000 Planus, a former Republican lawmaker, tweeted today, I publicly call on my friend, Senator Renee Garcia, to move to remove all pressure.

00:51:40.000 It's funny how there's two takes on this, right?

00:51:41.000 Like the less take is they're evil, they're Nazis, they're taking over the government, soon they're going to control the world, and then we'll have a Holocaust, and all the black people will be killed and sent to Africa, blah, blah, blah. 0.75

00:51:52.000 But a more reasonable take, obviously, is these guys can't be that extreme if they're going through the proper channels and getting involved in local politics.

00:52:02.000 Sounds like they're not the scary, violent street gang you say they are.

00:52:06.000 Sounds like they're normal Republican adults.

00:52:11.000 The only thing extreme is the fucking partying.

00:52:15.000 The partying, I would like to change.

00:52:18.000 Actually, I'm behind it all, so maybe.

00:52:20.000 No, I don't mean the Proud Boys.

00:52:22.000 I'm the origin of the over-partying.

00:52:24.000 But that's probably why it's so many young men and not older dudes.

00:52:29.000 If I ever do that 60 Minutes thing, I'm going to make sure I explain that the reason it's disproportionately black, Hispanic, and gay is because when gays come out as MAGA, they lose everyone, all their friends, family members, their local bars. 0.82

00:52:45.000 They're cast off from society.

00:52:48.000 They're outcasts.

00:52:49.000 They're untouchables.

00:52:51.000 You know that class of people you're not allowed to touch in India? 1.00

00:52:54.000 So there's no way I'm saying no to them when they come up over and the only thing that we disagree with is nothing.

00:53:02.000 The only difference between you and me is black skin. 0.84

00:53:04.000 You love Trump.

00:53:04.000 You're funny.

00:53:05.000 You love America.

00:53:07.000 No, you can't come in.

00:53:09.000 Like, that view of racism is just so fucking juvenile.

00:53:14.000 The one-drop rule.

00:53:16.000 I know we have everything in common, but I'm going to deny myself a fun friend like Hussein here because I hate skin colors. 1.00

00:53:25.000 Oh, dude, at the flotilla, I just thought about this.

00:53:27.000 At the flotilla we did with the Proud Boys and we went out with the boats and all that shit, the big Trump boat break.

00:53:33.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:53:33.000 There was a new black fucking, he wasn't a Proud Boy yet.

00:53:37.000 He hadn't got punched in yet.

00:53:38.000 And he was in our hotel room.

00:53:39.000 It was me, Biggs, a couple other guys that you would know.

00:53:43.000 And like, if they, there wasn't even a smidge of like, so the fucking black guy, is he staying here? 0.92

00:53:50.000 There was literally, I mean, it's so redundant because we know it's not racist.

00:53:54.000 If you're with them for 24 hours, there'll be maybe some crack about like, you don't need sunscreen or something.

00:53:59.000 Maybe.

00:53:59.000 But the fat guy will get that too, and so will the blind guy or whatever.

00:54:04.000 It doesn't come up.

00:54:05.000 I think that's why blacks like being in the club is because you're not the black guy for once. 1.00

00:54:10.000 Whereas I'm sure if you're hanging out with lefties, it'd always be like, well, because of slavery, you must be going through some hard times and you guys must not be able to swim and shit.

00:54:20.000 Or every time you say you're talking, they just go, mmm, mm, mm.

00:54:24.000 And then you get spoiled and you start talking about the myths and the legends because you're so fucking full of yourself.

00:54:31.000 Yeah.

00:54:34.000 But the other funny thing about black proud boys is they never want to be photographed because their parents and their sister and their brother will all freak out at them and attack them.

00:54:44.000 So it's hard to show that they're proud boys.

00:54:48.000 Like at the last meetup at the, sorry, at the West Fest thing, there was a guy in a wheelchair.

00:54:53.000 I was like, oh, you're great for the brand.

00:54:55.000 Black in a wheelchair? 0.95

00:54:56.000 He's like, no, no pictures.

00:54:57.000 No pictures.

00:54:59.000 Okay, finally, we have Maya Wiley, who was running for mayor. 1.00

00:55:06.000 Now, I know cops that have worked with her. 0.95

00:55:08.000 She has a cop fetish, and she's always hitting on them and flirting and trying to blow them, apparently. 1.00

00:55:14.000 But once she ran for mayor, she switched it, and she became anti-cop, which was shocking to them because they would like go out for beers with her.

00:55:23.000 She was like a cop groupie. 1.00

00:55:25.000 So even her own security detail was like they were bros.

00:55:29.000 It was all big friendly time.

00:55:30.000 Then she totally turned on them. 0.97

00:55:32.000 But you read this article by her and she reads like one of the most radical bloggers you've ever read.

00:55:39.000 Look up Maya Wiley so you can see what she looks like. 1.00

00:55:42.000 She's wildly unattractive. 1.00

00:55:48.000 But check out what she wrote in this article.

00:55:50.000 The Proud Boys were some of the most motivated of foot soldiers in planning and executing the violence that shocked the nation that dreadful day.

00:55:58.000 Stone affiliated himself with the Proud Boys in 2018 by calling himself a Western chauvinist.

00:56:04.000 They're whitewashing.

00:56:06.000 Oh, she's not ugly at all.

00:56:08.000 She looks like an old Zoe Kravitz.

00:56:11.000 Yeah, she looks pretty good.

00:56:14.000 Like picture on the left, she looks great.

00:56:16.000 Although she looks strangely half-caste. 0.98

00:56:21.000 And the pattern with the half-caste is the white mom does all the work and the black dad is not around. 0.97

00:56:27.000 Can we check out her Wikipedia and see if that's the case once again?

00:56:32.000 Sure with Anthony Coomio.

00:56:37.000 Early life, please?

00:56:39.000 Oh, Syracuse.

00:56:41.000 We were just in Syracuse.

00:56:42.000 Her father was a civil rights leader, George Wiley.

00:56:44.000 Her mother was white.

00:56:50.000 Blow this up.

00:56:51.000 I can't read it very well.

00:56:52.000 On August 1973, Wiley's 42-year-old father fell overboard.

00:56:58.000 What?

00:56:58.000 Can you read that?

00:56:59.000 It's behind the camera for me.

00:57:01.000 Okay, fell overboard while sailing with Wiley and her older brother on his 23-foot boat on Chesapeake Bay, Maryland.

00:57:07.000 On August 12, 1973, his body was found floating in the bay off the shore of Chesapeake Beach, Maryland after three years.

00:57:14.000 Once again, these black dads don't stick around. 1.00

00:57:17.000 And they definitely can't swim.

00:57:18.000 It's horrible.

00:57:20.000 For all we know, he's living in the sea now with some gorgeous mermaid.

00:57:26.000 Yes.

00:57:26.000 Some white mermaid.

00:57:28.000 Of course.

00:57:29.000 But yeah, that's very unfortunate, and we're not going to revel in his death.

00:57:34.000 But she was raised by a white woman, and she's talking about black power. 0.90

00:57:38.000 Anyway, she goes, calling himself a Western chauvinist.

00:57:43.000 They're whitewashing description of their own hateful beliefs.

00:57:47.000 So she's right there saying that Western chauvinism is secretly white supremacy.

00:57:52.000 Oh, what did she say?

00:57:53.000 White supremacy is the central part of this story.

00:57:58.000 They're a gateway group for white nationalist groups.

00:58:00.000 Like this, this honestly reads like an 18-year-old with purple hair who's going to brown.

00:58:08.000 It says that rank and file regularly spell white nationalist memes and maintain, that's like they sent a funny racist joke to someone, and maintain affiliations with known extremists.

00:58:18.000 They are known for anti-Muslim, okay, and misogynistic rhetoric, okay.

00:58:22.000 Proud boys have appeared alongside other hate groups at extremist gatherings such as, see, like I should sue her for this.

00:58:28.000 This is fucking jam-packed.

00:58:31.000 No, there were no Proud Boys at Charlottesville.

00:58:33.000 If you're proud, you're out.

00:58:35.000 There was journalists who were there to cover it, just like Elijah Schaefer was at Jan 6.

00:58:41.000 But there was no proud boy saying Jews will not replace us.

00:58:45.000 The anti-Semitic and hate-filled rally resulted in the death of Heather High.

00:58:54.000 Yeah.

00:58:56.000 So I used to say, you know, the media is fucking profoundly biased and they give these politicians, you know, a pass.

00:59:09.000 But now I'm like, wait a minute.

00:59:10.000 No, the politicians are way more radical than the media.

00:59:14.000 That's a politician playing it being the media.

00:59:16.000 And she wrote one of the most radical hit pieces I've ever seen.

00:59:24.000 Okay, it's time for the mailbag.

00:59:29.000 Sorry, what?

00:59:31.000 On this terrible show.

00:59:33.000 The other reason this show sucks is I want to punish you people for not going to Orlando.

00:59:37.000 Because I'm assuming the Orlando people can't see this.

00:59:40.000 Because they're at the party.

00:59:42.000 Wait, is it Friday night or Saturday night?

00:59:44.000 Friday.

00:59:45.000 Right.

00:59:46.000 Oh, no, yes.

00:59:47.000 Wait.

00:59:48.000 The event's Saturday.

00:59:50.000 The event is Saturday?

00:59:52.000 Yes.

00:59:52.000 But this is Friday right now.

00:59:53.000 Today's Friday, yes.

00:59:54.000 Yeah, it's the Saturday night.

00:59:56.000 So Friday night, I don't know.

00:59:58.000 We'll wander around and maybe do a pub crawl.

01:00:11.000 Someone says, my birthday cake.

01:00:13.000 Today is my B-Day.

01:00:16.000 This is the cake I was given.

01:00:18.000 Let's see.

01:00:19.000 Yeah.

01:00:20.000 31.

01:00:20.000 That's a good age.

01:00:22.000 You know, that woman has killed all those pictures. 1.00

01:00:25.000 That was for a photo shoot for an almost fair piece that LA Magazine did.

01:00:31.000 They got vilified for giving me sort of a fair chance.

01:00:35.000 So they changed the title and deleted that picture because it was too funny and cool.

01:00:41.000 And the title went from like, inside the mind of the troubled hipster or something to like, the face of hate.

01:00:49.000 Wait, you cropped the top.

01:00:52.000 What a beautiful cake.

01:00:54.000 What a beautiful, beautiful cake.

01:00:56.000 Beautiful cake.

01:00:57.000 Great guy.

01:01:02.000 People still talking about your show, although this is only Tuesday, technically.

01:01:06.000 This is like that David Cross Mr. Show sketch where he's doing the live call-in show, but it's from a week ago.

01:01:13.000 G-Dog, thank you so much for the Make-A-Wish show with Ryan yesterday.

01:01:17.000 It was so inspirational to see a low-T fag's dream come true. 1.00

01:01:21.000 I especially like when he tried to convince everyone that Dungeons and Dragons is awesome and not the gayest shit ever. 1.00

01:01:28.000 Did you do that?

01:01:29.000 Yeah.

01:01:30.000 Do you play Dungeons and Dragons?

01:01:32.000 I played once.

01:01:33.000 My little cousin hosted a game, and me and Caroline were happy to play because we just don't get out much, but it was actually very fun.

01:01:41.000 So you don't play Dungeons and Dragons as you're going to promote it.

01:01:44.000 I'm going to.

01:01:45.000 And I have 10 or 12 people that are interested in playing with me.

01:01:49.000 You know who plays Dungeons and Dragons in my house?

01:01:52.000 My nine-year-old.

01:01:54.000 That's awesome.

01:01:54.000 Does he want to join my guild?

01:01:57.000 No.

01:01:58.000 Just kidding.

01:01:58.000 But no, it's anti-video games.

01:02:02.000 It's everything you hate about video games.

01:02:03.000 It's social.

01:02:04.000 You create.

01:02:05.000 You have to think up everything that you do.

01:02:07.000 You have to just come up with it on your...

01:02:08.000 Yeah, I guess.

01:02:09.000 It's pretty sick.

01:02:11.000 It's fun.

01:02:12.000 This one's way down, Ryan.

01:02:14.000 It says bloody white people, eh? 0.62

01:02:16.000 Am I right?

01:02:17.000 And it is a video of a guy in a gravity jetsuit designed by Take On Gravity.

01:02:23.000 It's often likened to the real-life Iron Man using jet engine power combined with natural human balance to hover above.

01:02:30.000 See, the thing I like about this is it looks like if you wipe out, you're going to be okay.

01:02:35.000 Whereas those, you know, individual little flying man machines with the helicopter thing on the top, you know what I mean?

01:02:41.000 Those little lawn chair helicopters.

01:02:43.000 I just look at those and my stomach turns upside down.

01:02:46.000 Why aren't you pressing play?

01:02:47.000 Because you're talking.

01:02:49.000 Oh.

01:02:50.000 Gonna hear the awesome sounds, you know?

01:02:52.000 No, we don't.

01:02:54.000 Why is the faggot wearing a dress? 1.00

01:02:59.000 They're looking for Milo Wiley's dad.

01:03:05.000 They might burn his head if he's like just treading water.

01:03:16.000 Okay, that's very cool.

01:03:17.000 Good work, team.

01:03:18.000 That's some white people.

01:03:18.000 That's a thing our military used to be able to do.

01:03:20.000 Now it has to be private companies.

01:03:23.000 Lady Gaga with a baby monster pride flag.

01:03:26.000 Thank you very much, Lady Gaga.

01:03:29.000 It's surprising how many people listen to this.

01:03:33.000 I gotta say, very attractive woman.

01:03:36.000 Checks all the boxes.

01:03:38.000 My dick is gay for her. 0.93

01:03:41.000 I feel zilch.

01:03:47.000 Ever since you moved to, subscription canceled.

01:03:50.000 Ever since you moved to the new studio, your content gets worse instead of better.

01:03:53.000 You could just say gets worse.

01:03:55.000 Instead of better is redundant.

01:03:57.000 I reconsidered when you supposedly made that Trad Cuck Ryan with the bitch wife who slaps him quit. 1.00

01:04:05.000 That's a different chick, by the way. 1.00

01:04:07.000 What?

01:04:07.000 Oh, yeah, okay.

01:04:08.000 You got the wrong chick. 0.97

01:04:09.000 Only to figure out that you played Azal.

01:04:11.000 Well, that's one way to see a joke.

01:04:13.000 Also, your boomer takes on video games suck.

01:04:15.000 Wow.

01:04:16.000 Imagine liking video games so much that you quit your favorite show because the guy doesn't like them.

01:04:26.000 Dear Beach Ball and Retard. 1.00

01:04:29.000 I guess I'm Beach Ball.

01:04:30.000 I came across this post today where someone paid $24,000 instead of $24,000.

01:04:37.000 Thoughts?

01:04:37.000 Picture for proof.

01:04:38.000 I don't know what the first $24,000 is.

01:04:41.000 Oh, 24 apostrophe 000.

01:04:44.000 But what does that mean?

01:04:45.000 It's an upside-down.

01:04:47.000 Oh, he just doesn't understand.

01:04:49.000 Oh, I see.

01:04:49.000 I thought he paid $24,000 instead of $24.

01:04:53.000 Yeah, that's our education system, man.

01:04:57.000 People don't know where to put the dollar sign.

01:04:59.000 It gets worse Every day, and now we don't know that numbers have commas in them.

01:05:04.000 They think it's apostrophe.

01:05:09.000 Oh, this is funny.

01:05:10.000 The horror.

01:05:11.000 This teen found out she was pregnant 48 hours before the Texas abortion ban took effect.

01:05:17.000 She now has twins.

01:05:19.000 And as Anthony Coome pointed out, Texas is alone in the ocean with nothing but hundreds and hundreds of miles of shark-filled water.

01:05:28.000 So you cannot leave that state.

01:05:31.000 Like, if it was so important to you, you couldn't have gone next door.

01:05:35.000 And I like how she now has twins is the most horrible thing in the world.

01:05:42.000 And they're showing, like, what people think who don't have babies is the worst part, which is changing the diapers.

01:05:47.000 I see two little angels who smell like heaven.

01:05:52.000 And the fun thing about twins is the first seven weeks sucks and everything.

01:05:56.000 But once they get to be two, boom, you did all your work.

01:05:58.000 It's sort of like when you're moving boxes, the best way to move is to do the heavy shit first.

01:06:03.000 So when you're tired towards the end there, you're just lifting little things.

01:06:06.000 Same with twins.

01:06:07.000 You get all the shit out of the way early.

01:06:09.000 And then you have two little dudes who are buddies.

01:06:13.000 Twice the cuteness.

01:06:15.000 I love how the photographer used this picture because like the little arms were up like, help me.

01:06:19.000 I need help.

01:06:20.000 I'm a burden.

01:06:21.000 And it's also kind of like gray.

01:06:24.000 You know what I mean?

01:06:25.000 Like, don't their arms and legs look dirty?

01:06:28.000 Babies are pink and smooth.

01:06:32.000 There's not a lot of like graphite from pencils on them.

01:06:36.000 They don't do a lot of photorealist body painting.

01:06:41.000 I wrecked that joke by saying body painting.

01:06:43.000 I should have said nude sketching.

01:06:46.000 Fuck.

01:06:49.000 Here are some baby monster AI stuff.

01:06:52.000 We can never be bored of AI.

01:06:53.000 Although those ones aren't amazing.

01:06:55.000 Amazing.

01:06:56.000 Amazing.

01:06:58.000 Here's some Japanese Gavin AI with me as the bald eagle.

01:07:05.000 AI Japanese Gavin.

01:07:07.000 These ones are fairly cool.

01:07:09.000 Doesn't look like me.

01:07:12.000 I got a couple saved on my phone, too, but here are these.

01:07:15.000 Five, four, three, two.

01:07:19.000 Can't you just show them on the email?

01:07:22.000 Oh, those are nice.

01:07:26.000 I don't like that face it's based on, though.

01:07:28.000 That's not my nose.

01:07:33.000 Cool.

01:07:38.000 Fantastic.

01:07:40.000 Great.

01:07:43.000 Fucking amazing and worth a painting.

01:07:46.000 Fucking amazing, and I want it in my living room.

01:07:50.000 Whatever.

01:07:50.000 Don't know who that is.

01:07:52.000 That's a different guy.

01:07:56.000 Soccer World Cup bans sex.

01:07:58.000 I know this will be one of 100 letters on this topic.

01:08:01.000 2022 Qatar Soccer World Cup bans everything fun.

01:08:04.000 There will be zero outrage from the libs because the perps are brown Muslims. 1.00

01:08:08.000 Sincerely hope the leftist attendees think these goat-herding troglodytes are bluffing and get arrested.

01:08:14.000 I was there in 2015.

01:08:15.000 It's not just the government that is oppressive.

01:08:17.000 I've never experienced a place with higher heat and humidity in my whole life.

01:08:20.000 Yeah.

01:08:21.000 All these people who get paid these crazy salaries to move to Dubai, you're in Dubai.

01:08:29.000 I wouldn't go there for infinite money.

01:08:32.000 No fucking way.

01:08:36.000 No way.

01:08:37.000 I think I might rather go to jail.

01:08:39.000 So yeah, if people are visiting Dubai and they go to see the cup and they end up hooking up, they're looking at seven years in jail.

01:08:48.000 Seven minutes ahead, seven years in hell.

01:08:52.000 A minute on the lips, a lifetime on the hips.

01:08:55.000 Hey.

01:08:56.000 Here's some more AI ones.

01:08:59.000 Lotus's friend made these.

01:09:01.000 You as a Tiki torch statue. 0.93

01:09:04.000 Gavin McKinnis has a statue of Hawaii warrior in Waikiki, Hawaii.

01:09:09.000 Okay, I'm getting kind of bored of those, actually.

01:09:13.000 Juml gave me the stones to get married.

01:09:15.000 I've never been happier.

01:09:16.000 With all the garbage vying for my attention last few years, you spoke from the heart about family, how everything good branches out from that.

01:09:21.000 You said if a girl has most of the important things you need in a wife, put a ring on it and a baby in it. 1.00

01:09:27.000 Well, I fucking listened.

01:09:28.000 Well, put a ring on the finger, put a baby in the womb. 1.00

01:09:33.000 Don't get those wrong.

01:09:34.000 Don't get it twisted.

01:09:36.000 Well, I fucking listened, and sex is way better when there's a Christian purpose behind it. 0.98

01:09:41.000 We spent the wedding reception with friends and children running around, knowing that our first kid is on the way.

01:09:45.000 My lady wants four minimum in the next six years and a house on acreage away from this retarded city. 1.00

01:09:53.000 The apprenticeship I'm in will cover the cost.

01:09:56.000 I'd like to add that a fellowship has helped me focus on community and looking after others.

01:10:01.000 Me and my lady filter opinions through what God would have us do.

01:10:05.000 God grace simplifies when I'm man enough to follow.

01:10:09.000 Love you guys.

01:10:10.000 Proud of your boy.

01:10:12.000 What were you going to say?

01:10:13.000 No, no, it's an accidental video.

01:10:15.000 Oh.

01:10:17.000 That's cool.

01:10:19.000 Congratulations.

01:10:21.000 Now I have a problem.

01:10:24.000 All right, I'm up.

01:10:25.000 What's that?

01:10:27.000 Let's do the final video, which I do not have prepared.

01:10:47.000 Yes, so it's kind of a...

01:10:51.000 We kind of assume when we see someone speaking in Ebonics with lots of tattoos and stuff that he's a tough guy from the hood and he can beat us up.

01:11:02.000 I wouldn't assume that, especially if you took wrestling in high school.

01:11:05.000 The bigger they are, the harder they fall.

01:11:07.000 And sometimes the guy dressed like a psycho gangster is actually a pussy who was trying to hide that fact with a bunch of shit he bought at a head shop. 0.90

01:11:18.000 So this guy gets sick of waiting behind what appears to be a kind of a drunk dude and decides he's going to fucking take out this fucking normie.

01:11:26.000 And that isn't always what you get.

01:11:29.000 You don't always get what you Want.

01:11:30.000 Careful what you wish for.

01:11:35.000 That's why you told me UPSPCP.

01:11:50.000 I mean, it's not like bargaining with me.

01:11:52.000 Oh no, I just think that one shot is not allowed like that.

01:11:57.000 You jacked up my fucking truck with the fucking.

01:12:00.000 What the fuck is that?

01:12:02.000 Bro, it's it, you know.

01:12:03.000 Yeah.

01:12:05.000 I'm sorry.

01:12:09.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:12:15.000 You fucking suck it.

01:12:16.000 You fucking jacked with this?

01:12:18.000 Stop! 1.00

01:12:19.000 I will fucking zoom for Florida, you motherfucker!

01:12:21.000 I don't think so, bad.

01:12:22.000 Really?

01:12:23.000 You wanna do this?

01:12:25.000 You really wanna fucking do this, motherfucker.

01:12:27.000 Get the fuck out of this.

01:12:30.000 You better get the fuck out of here now.

01:12:31.000 I told you you don't wanna fuck with me.

01:12:34.000 Because I'm a psycho.

01:12:35.000 Get the fuck out of here now. 0.95

01:12:37.000 Account number three.

01:12:38.000 If you're not out of here, I'm gonna rearrange your fucking face.

01:12:40.000 You understand me?

01:12:41.000 Do I look like I'm fucking around?

01:12:44.000 The guys who are gonna do that would have already done it by now.

01:12:47.000 Yeah, they're like, do I look like I'm fucking around?

01:12:50.000 That alone is like...

01:12:52.000 Is this working?

01:12:53.000 And why did your bandana have to come off?

01:12:55.000 Yeah.

01:13:02.000 You don't look.

01:13:03.000 You look like you're fucking around now.

01:13:06.000 Oops.

01:13:11.000 That's a good place to be right there.

01:13:13.000 Hey, stop, bro.

01:13:14.000 And stop right now.

01:13:16.000 Everybody, stop.

01:13:18.000 Help me out.

01:13:18.000 Those are pretty good.

01:13:19.000 Not from the back of the head.

01:13:21.000 I mean, if you just do a knuckle.

01:13:24.000 Those could hurt, but.

01:13:26.000 Get this motherfucker out of here. 1.00

01:13:29.000 Dude, you're going to lose your sunglasses.

01:13:33.000 Look at those.

01:13:33.000 He's returning great punches.

01:13:37.000 The other guy started it.

01:13:38.000 The guy without the shirt.

01:13:40.000 What?

01:13:41.000 Fuck!

01:13:42.000 You.

01:13:44.000 You're wrong.

01:13:48.000 Wait, why would she say that?

01:13:50.000 I don't know.

01:13:50.000 And who's she saying it to?

01:13:51.000 She's recording it.

01:13:54.000 Isn't she the one recording it?

01:13:55.000 Meanwhile, that guy with the shirt, they fucked up his truck by jacking it up on the oil can.

01:13:59.000 Right.

01:14:00.000 He's got a good point.

01:14:01.000 And the guy's like, I've been waiting here.

01:14:03.000 That doesn't mean that what the fuck I'm doing.

01:14:05.000 If you're waiting, my truck is fucked. 0.87

01:14:06.000 I'm in front of you.

01:14:07.000 You should continue to wait.

01:14:09.000 That's life.

01:14:10.000 Anyway, guys, we're in Orlando.

01:14:13.000 Big show tomorrow.

01:14:14.000 Meet and greet, all kinds of fun stuff.

01:14:17.000 And I have a feeling it's going to be super fun.

01:14:20.000 And that's going to mean we keep doing them.

01:14:22.000 Maybe we'll be in your town.

01:14:23.000 Ooh, maybe we could do a whole tour with an RV.

01:14:28.000 Wouldn't that be fun?

01:14:30.000 I guess the next thing we do is like the West Coast, right?

01:14:33.000 What about Northern California?

01:14:35.000 LA would not be smart.

01:14:38.000 But Orange County or something?

01:14:39.000 I heard Orange County is pretty cool.

01:14:41.000 All right.

01:14:43.000 Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - June 23, 2022

S4E133 - NO SLEEP TILL ORLANDO

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