Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S4E140 - PRESIDENT PEDO

00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McGuinness.

00:00:24.000 Once it was very weak, and once it was small, when it struck upon the world, it wasn't hurt at all.

00:00:32.000 But a small band of patriots believed in it so long.

00:00:37.000 They knew that if enough man willed, it would grow big and strong.

00:00:42.000 So they took it to the forge of life and heated it with fire.

00:00:47.000 The fire.

00:00:50.000 Freedom is a Hammer, a continuation of our right-wing folk music that was Vera Vanderland.

00:00:58.000 Back in the 60s, during the Vietnam era, they had a lot of anti-communist music, anti-communist right-wing folk.

00:01:06.000 I guess it was propaganda back then, but I sure love listening to it now.

00:01:09.000 Ryan, get this fucking marker board out of here.

00:01:15.000 Like when we have the opening shot, it's cool to see all the white. 0.97

00:01:18.000 And now there's this bizarre, gigantic piece of furniture.

00:01:21.000 What is this about now?

00:01:24.000 Well, I wanted to use it for my man on the street.

00:01:27.000 So, what are you going to do?

00:01:28.000 You're going to put that in the back of your Jeep and drive it to the location?

00:01:34.000 Yes.

00:01:36.000 No, you're not.

00:01:37.000 I have the RAV4.

00:01:38.000 It's the most storage in its class.

00:01:41.000 With a fold-away second row.

00:01:44.000 I'm not sure I see you doing this.

00:01:48.000 I got all the tools.

00:01:50.000 Okay.

00:01:51.000 And if you ever want to, like, you know, add to the green screen.

00:01:53.000 Yeah, no, don't worry about me.

00:01:55.000 Like, don't buy me an eraser board so I can go do a Glenn Beck chalkboard thing.

00:02:00.000 And even if I was to do that, I think I'd use a chalkboard.

00:02:03.000 It's more aesthetically appealing than a gross, like, cheap white board.

00:02:09.000 I don't know who...

00:02:10.000 You know, you and money are not good friends.

00:02:13.000 Today at the gym, I'm fucking washing my gorgeous balls, and I can hear outside the change room, Ryan comes to my gym now.

00:02:21.000 It's our gym because we started together.

00:02:25.000 He's like, I want to get a duffel bag.

00:02:26.000 Do you sell duffel bags?

00:02:28.000 Oh, okay.

00:02:29.000 What about, oh, how much are those shirts?

00:02:30.000 Like, he's constantly shopping.

00:02:33.000 How much was that eraser board?

00:02:35.000 I want to rep the.

00:02:38.000 I think $100?

00:02:39.000 $100 eraser board?

00:02:43.000 Yeah.

00:02:44.000 It's big.

00:02:44.000 It's portable.

00:02:45.000 It's sturdy.

00:02:46.000 You could also rotate it 360 degrees.

00:02:48.000 It's double-sided.

00:02:50.000 it has accessories.

00:02:51.000 Why aren't you showing yourself, by the way?

00:02:53.000 Because I'm showing the board.

00:02:54.000 You got your Dungeons and Dragons shirt on there.

00:02:56.000 Yep.

00:02:56.000 And I also have my Dungeons and Dragons dice with my roller.

00:03:00.000 I'm going to be contacting all the people that reached out, like 21 people, to play Dungeons and Dragons soon.

00:03:05.000 What was that?

00:03:07.000 You have hurt me this life.

00:03:09.000 I guess I should tell the story of why we're at a new gym.

00:03:12.000 I had a fight with the owner of my old gym.

00:03:18.000 I said, hey, I drove those dudes to the thing and they fucked up my backseat because they were so wasted. 0.99

00:03:25.000 And he goes, don't worry about it.

00:03:27.000 I'll pay for it.

00:03:28.000 Send me the bill.

00:03:29.000 And I go, okay.

00:03:31.000 And then I send him the bill.

00:03:32.000 It was $600.

00:03:33.000 It's a jaguar.

00:03:34.000 You fuck up the back of it.

00:03:35.000 It's expensive to fix.

00:03:36.000 He's like, I can't believe you wouldn't just eat this bill.

00:03:39.000 Why would you ask me?

00:03:40.000 I said, because you said so.

00:03:42.000 Then we got to screaming.

00:03:45.000 Words like, I will drop you.

00:03:47.000 One of the worst parts was he goes, anyone else in this gym would have eaten that bill.

00:03:51.000 I go, this isn't about eating or not eating.

00:03:54.000 I don't even want the money.

00:03:55.000 It's about your word.

00:03:57.000 My plan was to take the money, 600 bucks, and rip it in half and give him half and then walk out.

00:04:03.000 That would really piss him off.

00:04:05.000 But when you say, don't worry about it, send me the bill.

00:04:09.000 I'm sending you the bill and you're paying for it.

00:04:13.000 So he goes, those guys, John and Huey, they would have fucking eaten it.

00:04:19.000 And they're sparring, by the way, as he says that.

00:04:21.000 And I go, no, they wouldn't, trust me.

00:04:23.000 And he goes, oh, yeah?

00:04:24.000 Huey, John, get over here.

00:04:27.000 So they come over.

00:04:28.000 They're drenched in sweat.

00:04:29.000 They have their headgear on and everything.

00:04:32.000 Yeah, coach.

00:04:33.000 And he goes, would you have eaten?

00:04:34.000 And he started explaining the whole thing to them.

00:04:36.000 I'm like, why are you bringing them into this?

00:04:38.000 Because you said they wouldn't eat it.

00:04:40.000 And he's like, I'll drop you, motherfucker.

00:04:42.000 And now you're going to say this on your radio show.

00:04:44.000 I dare you, motherfucker.

00:04:45.000 And I just go, this isn't pleasant.

00:04:48.000 I wasn't remotely losing my cool at all.

00:04:52.000 So I grab my gym bag, and now I go to a bizarre, abandoned gym where it's half aerobics and kickboxing and like 20 minutes of stretching.

00:05:04.000 There's a lot of stretching.

00:05:08.000 So I invited Ryan and my daughter along.

00:05:12.000 And I don't think, I looked our coach up.

00:05:14.000 He's not on box rec.

00:05:15.000 And he keeps telling me to do a right hook.

00:05:18.000 That's an indication that the person does not know what the fuck they're doing.

00:05:21.000 Right hooks? 0.95

00:05:24.000 I've looked that up after you said it was like mythical.

00:05:26.000 It was like, there's no reason to do a right hook.

00:05:28.000 And then I saw some right hooks being thrown.

00:05:31.000 Yeah.

00:05:32.000 By people who don't get boxing.

00:05:35.000 The only time you see a right hook being thrown is if the person is a southpaw and that's really just a left hook.

00:05:43.000 I had a fun weekend today.

00:05:44.000 Kids baseball was amusing.

00:05:46.000 What did you do this weekend?

00:05:47.000 Oh, you brought your daughter to the Bronx Zoo.

00:05:49.000 Yep.

00:05:50.000 On Saturday.

00:05:51.000 To see all the animals.

00:05:53.000 I know why people go to zoos.

00:05:55.000 And then you brought her back today.

00:05:58.000 Well, I didn't bring her.

00:05:58.000 But yeah, my wife, my cousin's going there, and we're supposed to meet up that day.

00:06:03.000 But now I had her go out there to go with the Zoo. 0.98

00:06:06.000 I wanted to go do some fun stuff, and she loved the zoo.

00:06:08.000 Why didn't they meet you on Saturday?

00:06:11.000 They couldn't make it for whatever reason.

00:06:12.000 Why not?

00:06:12.000 I don't know.

00:06:13.000 Well, it's not a pressure for them because they have free...

00:06:16.000 They can go whenever.

00:06:18.000 But you guys had plans on Saturday.

00:06:20.000 No, no, no.

00:06:20.000 I last minute called him up.

00:06:22.000 Like as we were on the way because they live closer to it.

00:06:25.000 And he can go whenever he wants.

00:06:27.000 And now we have that too.

00:06:28.000 We have the membership.

00:06:30.000 So you regularly take your baby to the zoo?

00:06:32.000 We're going to go.

00:06:32.000 I just once every two days.

00:06:34.000 Yeah.

00:06:35.000 And you think your baby likes the zoo?

00:06:37.000 She does.

00:06:38.000 Yeah.

00:06:38.000 When she was petting the goat, the goat was like, and she was like reaching out for the goat.

00:06:42.000 And then she gets scared and doesn't want to touch it.

00:06:44.000 But she's like laughing.

00:06:45.000 She was laughing the whole time.

00:06:46.000 She was like, ha ha! 0.67

00:06:49.000 Just like doing fun baby stuff.

00:06:51.000 She had a great time.

00:06:53.000 At one of my baseball games, I hung out with a cop who I knew from the old gym.

00:06:58.000 And by the way, that fucks up my whole life.

00:07:02.000 Now I have to go to this new gym.

00:07:03.000 I used to get my hair cut downstairs.

00:07:05.000 That's gone.

00:07:06.000 And it wasn't, I'm not going to be entering any seniors competitions.

00:07:10.000 I went for the culture.

00:07:12.000 And now I lost all those friends.

00:07:13.000 Stigs, John the Cop, Huey, Timmy, Tommy Bags, Fatso Tommy.

00:07:23.000 That guy who speaks Quebecois French.

00:07:27.000 Fucking Adriel.

00:07:30.000 All gone.

00:07:31.000 And I used to take my daughter there.

00:07:33.000 And when she was at her lessons, I'd go to the bar across the street and have a drink while she was boxing.

00:07:38.000 That's gone.

00:07:40.000 Now, luckily, she'd be really bummed.

00:07:44.000 Well, she is bummed.

00:07:45.000 But the old gym doesn't have air conditioning.

00:07:48.000 And I don't know if you're white or not, but I am.

00:07:51.000 Dude, boxing in a hot gym in August, the stench alone makes it a living hell.

00:07:57.000 But I used to bring a big Home Depot bucket of water with ice in it, and I dunk my head in it in between rounds.

00:08:04.000 Sort of helps.

00:08:05.000 It does feel good.

00:08:06.000 It helps for like 15 seconds.

00:08:10.000 You still got another three minutes to contend with.

00:08:12.000 Could have been a contender.

00:08:14.000 Now we got fans, AC, whatever.

00:08:16.000 Anyway.

00:08:17.000 Do you think the training there is just as hard, harder, or less hard?

00:08:22.000 I think our new gym is harder in a different way.

00:08:28.000 It's more cardio.

00:08:30.000 But I feel like I'm getting my Grover arms back.

00:08:33.000 I actually joined another gym that has a pool that has a better weight system.

00:08:39.000 So now I'm a member of two gyms.

00:08:41.000 And I'm fucking walking around.

00:08:42.000 And my wife, it's great for my wife and kids to swim because we don't have a pool anymore. 1.00

00:08:47.000 And I'm walking around going, if I get recognized and this is going to be a big deal, that's going to fucking piss me off.

00:08:53.000 If I'm alone, I would walk around with a Hitler costume, Zeek Isling everyone just to piss them off. 1.00

00:08:59.000 But you don't want to sabotage your wife and children's lives.

00:09:02.000 And the left picks up on that.

00:09:05.000 And they go, I'm going to get you where it hurts.

00:09:07.000 In the kid.

00:09:08.000 Right in the kid.

00:09:09.000 Right in the kiddies.

00:09:11.000 Here's two kids.

00:09:12.000 Get it?

00:09:13.000 Oh, I would be worried about him biting your fingers, dude.

00:09:16.000 Yeah, yeah, we were cautious about that.

00:09:18.000 You don't look very cautious.

00:09:20.000 We're cautious.

00:09:20.000 A pig bit my son's finger when he was a little kid.

00:09:23.000 Oh, yeah, that area is cute.

00:09:27.000 Yeah, that doesn't look very cautious.

00:09:29.000 It's fine.

00:09:31.000 How do you know it's fine?

00:09:33.000 This is her with the prairie dogs.

00:09:35.000 I'm prairie dogs.

00:09:36.000 Sucking out a prairie dog.

00:09:39.000 I wish.

00:09:40.000 They wouldn't let me.

00:09:41.000 I would love to blow a prairie dog.

00:09:43.000 That's on my bucket list.

00:09:45.000 Me too.

00:09:45.000 Oh, she's drinking.

00:09:46.000 I'm obviously going to wash the little prairie penis first. 0.79

00:09:49.000 Of course.

00:09:49.000 I don't want to get prairie penis pus on my pet puckers.

00:09:57.000 And so I'm walking around and this first guy's going like this at me.

00:10:02.000 And I'm like, is this a new gesture I don't know about?

00:10:05.000 And he goes, Gavin, right?

00:10:07.000 And I go, yeah.

00:10:07.000 And he goes, how you doing, man?

00:10:08.000 Welcome.

00:10:09.000 He's stringing a tennis racket.

00:10:11.000 I couldn't see it from where I was.

00:10:14.000 And then I'm walking into the change room and I just hear white nationalist.

00:10:18.000 What?

00:10:18.000 Great.

00:10:19.000 Here we go.

00:10:20.000 Is this going to be a fight?

00:10:21.000 Guess who it is?

00:10:22.000 Who?

00:10:23.000 The black dude from Project Very Task. 1.00

00:10:25.000 What's up, brother?

00:10:26.000 Oh, cool.

00:10:26.000 We were just playing tennis.

00:10:29.000 Feuf.

00:10:34.000 And then I went to my kids' baseball game, and one of the guys I know from the old gym, this cop named John, who was a cop in the South Bronx.

00:10:43.000 And I was like, he was like, yeah, he's just pissed off because he lives in the fucking gym.

00:10:48.000 If you hear that accent, and the guy was a cop, it was probably in the Bronx, and his stories probably rule.

00:10:56.000 So fucking buckle in, grab some popcorn, and listen.

00:11:02.000 He's like, look, when I got divorced, I was fucked up.

00:11:05.000 I lived in a little fucking shack I bought and slowly fixed up over the years.

00:11:10.000 You know, I've lived there for free, actually, because I had the family downstairs pay my mort.

00:11:18.000 That accent makes phlegm build up in my throat. 0.57

00:11:21.000 He goes, I fucked up my life, though.

00:11:23.000 You know, I had it come, and that divorce was all me.

00:11:26.000 I was fucking shoveling coke up my nose and getting wasted and fucking broads. 1.00

00:11:33.000 You know, I would hang out at 137th Street right by the train there.

00:11:38.000 And I would look, and I go, what do you mean you'd hang out?

00:11:40.000 Looking for drug deals?

00:11:41.000 No, for broads.

00:11:43.000 Chicks to fuck. 1.00

00:11:44.000 Dominicans.

00:11:46.000 You know, the blue magnet.

00:11:47.000 They all want to fuck a man in uniform. 1.00

00:11:49.000 I've heard that from a lot of guys too.

00:11:51.000 Like Jimmy Kimmel's uncle.

00:11:54.000 Remember Uncle Frank?

00:11:56.000 Yeah.

00:11:56.000 I talked to him about that once.

00:11:58.000 He was a cop in the 50s in Times Square.

00:12:01.000 And he's constantly getting addresses handed to him.

00:12:04.000 That's why he got divorced.

00:12:05.000 That's why they all get divorced. 1.00

00:12:07.000 They cheat.

00:12:08.000 They get bored.

00:12:09.000 They fuck.

00:12:12.000 And I was laughing in the stories.

00:12:16.000 And then he goes, I go, wait a minute, wait a minute.

00:12:18.000 You just said snort and cocaine.

00:12:20.000 I thought the one thing about a cop is you're looking at someone who can't do Coke for 20 years.

00:12:24.000 What about piss tests?

00:12:26.000 And he goes, dude, it was Mad Max.

00:12:31.000 People were dying.

00:12:32.000 You were shooting people.

00:12:34.000 They were shooting you.

00:12:35.000 We ran.

00:12:36.000 This was before phones, okay?

00:12:38.000 It's your word against mine.

00:12:40.000 We ran through that town like a fucking steamroller.

00:12:44.000 Sleeves rolled up, pants tucked into our boots, fucking the old wood club.

00:12:49.000 You didn't fuck with us.

00:12:51.000 You did anything wrong.

00:12:52.000 You regretted it instantly.

00:12:55.000 And I'm like, that's not what I asked.

00:12:58.000 The Coke.

00:12:59.000 And he goes, oh, oh, the piss tests.

00:13:02.000 Yeah.

00:13:02.000 Guys would find out they're getting the piss tests and they get fired.

00:13:06.000 And I go, okay, so I'm right.

00:13:08.000 You can't do it.

00:13:08.000 It's Russian roulette.

00:13:09.000 And he goes, everything was Russian roulette.

00:13:11.000 Yeah.

00:13:12.000 We were literally playing Russian roulette.

00:13:16.000 Where do you think it comes from?

00:13:19.000 So he goes, dude, you don't even know.

00:13:23.000 We had an apartment in the precinct.

00:13:27.000 I go, what do you mean?

00:13:28.000 Like with a kitchen and a bedroom and like a shower?

00:13:31.000 We had an apartment in the precinct.

00:13:35.000 You know how it got shut down?

00:13:37.000 Some of us were shooting at a fucking, they were shooting at a streetlight.

00:13:41.000 They went outside.

00:13:42.000 They were trying to shoot out a streetlight.

00:13:44.000 EMS or whatever, I can't remember the acronym, E-MT-EMS.

00:13:47.000 They show up, everyone's fire engines.

00:13:50.000 I go, wait, well, you're wasted?

00:13:53.000 He goes, bro.

00:13:56.000 They were just getting wasted, shooting out streetlights.

00:13:59.000 This is like 1989, 1990, what many call New York's most dangerous time under the utterly incompetent Joe Biden of a mayor named David Dinkins, who had a funny little socialist intern named Bill de Blasio.

00:14:17.000 He told me another story about a buddy of his.

00:14:19.000 He comes into the precinct, the apartment where there's like a couch and a TV and a bedroom.

00:14:25.000 I don't know if it was there and they built the precinct around it or vice versa.

00:14:29.000 Bro, we had an apartment in the precinct.

00:14:33.000 So he comes and he goes, I'm going to hell.

00:14:38.000 I'm going to fucking hell.

00:14:41.000 And my buddy says, why?

00:14:43.000 What's going on with you?

00:14:46.000 Look, okay, you know how back then there's no direct deposit.

00:14:50.000 So you get paid every Friday.

00:14:53.000 If you're not there, then you got to wait two weeks.

00:14:56.000 Or maybe it was every two weeks.

00:14:57.000 If you don't get paid, you got to wait a month.

00:14:59.000 So what guys would do from Long Island, they would come in on the Friday to get the check.

00:15:04.000 And then once they're there, drinking beers, fucking snorting Coke, you know, fucking brads, they'd party for a bit.

00:15:10.000 Some Friday.

00:15:12.000 So he starts fucking this Dominican chick. 1.00

00:15:15.000 He gets her pregnant, of course. 1.00

00:15:16.000 And then he's back on Long Island.

00:15:18.000 He gets his wife pregnant at the same exact time. 0.77

00:15:20.000 The babies come out the same day, almost.

00:15:25.000 So he keeps missing his Fridays on purpose so he can go in and see Her and his other kid.

00:15:32.000 So the wife on Long Island starts figuring it out. 0.99

00:15:35.000 So she goes, From now on, when you go to get your check, you're bringing the baby.

00:15:39.000 So he brings the baby.

00:15:40.000 He's got the baby with him, drinking beers, whatever.

00:15:42.000 He goes to the chick's house anyway. 0.98

00:15:44.000 He just brings the baby.

00:15:45.000 But this time, the baby's screaming, yelling, screaming, yelling.

00:15:48.000 This is the white kid, right? 0.79

00:15:50.000 His biological one.

00:15:51.000 The brown kid's fine.

00:15:52.000 And he's holding the baby, screaming, baby, screaming.

00:15:55.000 And eventually the Dominican chick, she goes, come here, give me the baby. 1.00

00:15:59.000 Give me the baby.

00:15:59.000 She pulls out a tit and she feeds the baby.

00:16:03.000 What?

00:16:05.000 His mistress, his girlfriend's milk is going in his wife's baby's mouth. 0.99

00:16:13.000 I don't know what's going on with that, with the DNA and whatever.

00:16:18.000 And I'm like, but it ain't good.

00:16:21.000 He goes, no, it ain't good.

00:16:24.000 So that's definitely going to come up at the Pearly Gates.

00:16:28.000 Wow.

00:16:30.000 Hey, so can I get in there?

00:16:32.000 I imagine St. Peter, no offense, but being kind of effeminate and being like, well, we should go over some things first.

00:16:40.000 Like, does this breastfeeding incident ring a bell?

00:16:43.000 Oh, fuck.

00:16:45.000 From the second I did that, I knew this was going to come up here.

00:16:49.000 Yeah, bye.

00:16:55.000 Cernovich on Twitter this weekend said, why didn't anyone tell me about the show alone?

00:17:01.000 And then this is a fun thing to do.

00:17:02.000 When someone says that, you go through all the retweets and you see what the experts say.

00:17:09.000 And that's not the particular tweet.

00:17:11.000 He's talking about it all weekend.

00:17:13.000 But, oh yeah, that's a fucking crazy thing.

00:17:17.000 So I checked it out.

00:17:18.000 One of the comments was, yeah, season eight is the worst.

00:17:20.000 And then someone else is like, this, which is such a gay thing to do. 0.97

00:17:24.000 So I go to Netflix and they only have season eight.

00:17:26.000 And I go, Netflix alone.

00:17:28.000 I bet this is the woke one.

00:17:29.000 I bet it's a black woman and a fucking lesbian. 1.00

00:17:31.000 And they end up beating out all the stupid white guys who shit themselves and cry.

00:17:36.000 So I go to my little cheat box and I get season seven, which is commonly known as the best season.

00:17:44.000 Dude, it is such a great show.

00:17:46.000 And you can just have it on in the background.

00:17:49.000 Be doing your emails or whatever and rewind it when something major happens.

00:17:53.000 But they film themselves all alone.

00:17:56.000 They have a big thing of camera equipment.

00:17:58.000 They got a build to lean to and get some small game.

00:18:03.000 A lot of them are reading porcupines, squirrels.

00:18:05.000 I didn't see any big game.

00:18:08.000 But apparently the key is you get as fat as you possibly can before you go.

00:18:14.000 Then you build a small shelter.

00:18:16.000 Nothing fancy.

00:18:18.000 Start getting small game.

00:18:19.000 That'll give you the calories to build a better shelter. 1.00

00:18:22.000 A lot of these guys come out of the gate building an awesome shelter and they lose all their calories and then they get hungry.

00:18:29.000 Oh, was that David Cross?

00:18:35.000 Mountain lion.

00:18:36.000 He's circling around my shelter.

00:18:38.000 Okay, this is what I said to Mike.

00:18:40.000 Say there's a mountain lion or a bear stalking your camp, right?

00:18:43.000 It's inevitable you guys are going to have a run-in.

00:18:46.000 Build a tree stand.

00:18:48.000 Just get up a tree.

00:18:49.000 Make it hard to be followed by a bear.

00:18:52.000 Add some, like, I don't know, some sticks and some stuff.

00:18:55.000 Maybe build, even, maybe even build a, anyway.

00:18:58.000 Get up to a tree stand that's not that easy to be chased up.

00:19:01.000 Leave a porcupine corpse over there. 1.00

00:19:05.000 And then just wait for the mountain lion or the bear to come.

00:19:08.000 Lure him.

00:19:09.000 Like, that's what professional.

00:19:10.000 Professional.

00:19:11.000 That's what hunters do upstate. 0.51

00:19:13.000 I think it's fucking lame, but they'll have a, like a gross jar.

00:19:18.000 That's where I got the idea for vice.

00:19:20.000 And it'll have like fucking rotting shit and barf and gum and stuff in it.

00:19:25.000 And then they'll shoot it from far away.

00:19:27.000 It'll explode, leave this horrific smell.

00:19:29.000 The bears come to get it.

00:19:31.000 They flash a huge floodlight on them and then shoot them.

00:19:35.000 Similar vibes.

00:19:38.000 But yeah, go back to that MK Ultra thing.

00:19:40.000 That can't be true.

00:19:44.000 The loneliness is the hardest part.

00:19:46.000 The loneliness is the hardest.

00:19:56.000 Of note, for those who have seen how hard the loneliness on the show is, as part of MK Ultra, our CIA gave triple doses of LSD.

00:20:04.000 Now remember, when you hear about LSD back in the day, it was already triple doses.

00:20:10.000 I talked to boomer hippies when I worked at that punk cafe who told me that their LSD was like a lifesaver.

00:20:18.000 You'd suck on a lifesaver.

00:20:21.000 Not a little window pane of paper, but a fucking gobstopper.

00:20:26.000 So three of those gigantic jujubes in your mouth of LSD.

00:20:32.000 And then you're in a sensory deprivation tank.

00:20:34.000 It can be seven, seven days in a row.

00:20:36.000 You're floating around in your own shit, starving to death, drinking the water to stay alive.

00:20:41.000 But I guess, wait, three doses every day?

00:20:47.000 I don't trust you, Tony McDonald.

00:20:49.000 We need more details here.

00:20:51.000 We should do that, go to a sensory deprivation tank.

00:20:53.000 My wife tried it.

00:20:55.000 She's been acting kind of lazy ever since.

00:20:59.000 There's a lot of laundry piled around the house ever since she went to fucking altered states. 0.99

00:21:06.000 Okay.

00:21:09.000 New news.

00:21:10.000 New news segment.

00:21:12.000 I'm so living rent-free in everyone's head, so now we have to look into some recent Gav news.

00:21:20.000 That's the new feature here.

00:21:22.000 It's time for Gav news, folks. 0.99

00:21:25.000 Hey, Gav news.

00:21:28.000 Bang.

00:21:29.000 I guess this works.

00:21:34.000 Come on, Devil. 0.79

00:21:35.000 We gotta go.

00:21:37.000 Everyone over the hill now.

00:21:49.000 Oh, I'm better.

00:21:54.000 In GavNews, Elijah Schaefer was on this podcast live stream thingamedoodle, and he was calling me The godfather of red pilling.

00:22:02.000 And that's very true.

00:22:02.000 I think my biggest influence on top of Vice and Proud Boys is red pilling people, showing them that the right isn't all squares, and we're not all fucking Ben Shapiros who have never smoked pot.

00:22:16.000 We've had threesomes, we've been in fights, we've tried heroin, we've moshed, we drink.

00:22:24.000 It's amazing how many conservatives, like at Fox News, I'd be like, let's go get drunk.

00:22:29.000 And people would be like, I don't.

00:22:32.000 Greg Gutfeld will fucking drink.

00:22:35.000 Breitbart would drink.

00:22:37.000 Bill Schultz would drink to a fault.

00:22:41.000 Who else would there be?

00:22:42.000 Oh, that chick that we all love. 1.00

00:22:44.000 What's her name?

00:22:44.000 Lauren Savon?

00:22:47.000 She was down to party.

00:22:49.000 Did I already say Breitbart?

00:22:50.000 He died.

00:22:52.000 That little short guy, Eric something.

00:22:55.000 Kimberly Guilfoyle, once or twice, not really.

00:22:57.000 Dana Perino, no.

00:22:58.000 Kennedy, occasionally.

00:23:00.000 Matt Walsh.

00:23:01.000 Not the one you know, the other one, the libertarian guy.

00:23:04.000 Not so much.

00:23:08.000 And getting kids to have, getting guys to put a ring on it.

00:23:13.000 So the right is not square.

00:23:17.000 Put a ring on it.

00:23:20.000 And that's the two main ones, I guess.

00:23:23.000 But there's this cool, fucking crazy movie, three-part series called Sega of the InfoWars.

00:23:32.000 This fucking guy has sat, I don't know what the software is called, Flash or something.

00:23:37.000 And he's taken, what, Lord of the Rings and made it all about memes and Fauci and stuff.

00:23:47.000 And I'm in it for a split second.

00:23:50.000 Crowder gets a lot of fucking attention, the lucky bastard.

00:23:53.000 I hate being excluded from these things.

00:23:55.000 But I sent you a picture of the millisecond.

00:23:57.000 I'm in this.

00:23:58.000 The good news is I'm the first guy who gets taken down.

00:24:02.000 It's around there.

00:24:02.000 Yeah.

00:24:03.000 There we go.

00:24:04.000 Did you catch it?

00:24:04.000 What the fuck?

00:24:07.000 Turn it up.

00:24:11.000 There we go.

00:24:12.000 There's my moment in the sun.

00:24:13.000 That's my page in the history books.

00:24:20.000 But keep watching it.

00:24:21.000 It's really cool.

00:24:28.000 They're big on Crowder's lawsuit.

00:24:30.000 There's Elijah.

00:24:38.000 Guy must have spent a lot of fucking time making this thing when he juxtaposes in the Patriots and the Statue of Liberty in January 6th.

00:25:01.000 And there's the elephants that come out.

00:25:04.000 What is this?

00:25:05.000 Is this Lord of the Rings?

00:25:07.000 I don't know.

00:25:07.000 I've never seen it.

00:25:08.000 But I assume so.

00:25:09.000 Never seen Lord of the Rings.

00:25:10.000 Nah.

00:25:11.000 You've seen all the toy stories?

00:25:13.000 No, I have not seen Lightyear yet.

00:25:17.000 Here's the thing about these elephants.

00:25:19.000 If you knew you were going up against gigantic elephants, you think you'd have some sort of a plan besides just charging them?

00:25:27.000 Right.

00:25:40.000 It's Phil Gates.

00:25:58.000 Gets him with the COVID mace.

00:26:04.000 No man can kill me.

00:26:08.000 Oh, that was Elijah.

00:26:13.000 I am no man.

00:26:20.000 By the way, I'm thrilled with the new rule.

00:26:22.000 Can you make new rule a drama?

00:26:24.000 New rule.

00:26:25.000 By the way, I just did some of that technology for the celebrity mailbag if you want to see it.

00:26:29.000 It's pretty quick.

00:26:30.000 Okay, let's check it out.

00:26:31.000 What is the program you use?

00:26:34.000 I just used Premiere.

00:26:36.000 But it was to explain Tony's Kango hat. 0.99

00:26:39.000 I didn't know what to do with my hair, so I had to force a scene.

00:26:42.000 This is his Kango. 0.98

00:26:44.000 I found my fucking Kangol hat in the fucking pool.

00:26:47.000 Who put it there?

00:26:51.000 Tony.

00:26:56.000 Tony, I didn't move your fucking Kangol hat. 0.94

00:26:59.000 You're paranoid about that.

00:27:00.000 Ever since you bought it, you've been asking where it was.

00:27:05.000 What?

00:27:08.000 So stupid.

00:27:10.000 So we're still solidifying dates for the rest of this comedy tour.

00:27:16.000 We don't have to worry about Orlando because it's in the past.

00:27:19.000 But Vegas, it'll be September 10th, I believe, on the Saturday.

00:27:24.000 But I don't want to step on Proud Boy's toes because we'll lose tickets.

00:27:27.000 So we're going to do an early show like 2 p.m.

00:27:31.000 You can go there, get your drink on, and then go to all your other PB events.

00:27:35.000 And time doesn't matter in Vegas.

00:27:36.000 2 p.m. is just as good as a party time as any other.

00:27:39.000 Right.

00:27:40.000 And then we have Dallas and finally New York.

00:27:42.000 I think for New York we'll merge with Compound, maybe a Chrissy Meyer, Gina Viscante on that to have to charge a little more. 0.87

00:27:48.000 But it's not called Censored Live Presents.

00:27:50.000 The name of the tour is the cognitive, listen closely, dissidents tour.

00:28:00.000 Right?

00:28:00.000 A dissident is someone who's against authority.

00:28:03.000 And cognitively, we are, you know, we are thought criminals.

00:28:09.000 It's a fancy way to say thought criminal.

00:28:11.000 So we are hereby issuing a competition to you guys, baby monsters, to make the shirt, the poster, whatever, cognitive dissidents, tour smaller, the top, incorporate me and Josh Denny and Kumia.

00:28:30.000 I don't know if it doesn't have to be a picture.

00:28:32.000 It could just be like a kooky, bubbly font, slime, whatever, gross zombie, barf, baby monster stuff.

00:28:41.000 I've learned, and this is true of getting tattooed, not to tell the artist too much.

00:28:46.000 Because when I impose too many parameters, I get back something that I don't like.

00:28:50.000 And that one I made of Anthony and Josh and I trying to rip off the Animal House poster is one of the most annoying shirt poster stickers ever.

00:28:59.000 So the reward's $100 and free tickets to all comedy events in perpetuity.

00:29:06.000 You get a platinum pass to every censored.tv comedy event.

00:29:13.000 And please submit your thingamadoodle to mailbag at censored.tv.

00:29:18.000 That's the mail address, right?

00:29:20.000 Yes.

00:29:21.000 So I'm looking forward to that because every time we do something like that, the quality is amazing.

00:29:24.000 Like this.

00:29:26.000 This was a baby monster.

00:29:28.000 Although, am I the only one getting kind of annoyed at this face, Elon Musk?

00:29:34.000 Are you getting annoyed by that?

00:29:37.000 Not so much.

00:29:38.000 I just focus on you.

00:29:39.000 Like, maybe if it was like that.

00:29:43.000 Maybe he can give me the files and I could just swap it out to whoever's in the news.

00:29:48.000 Also in Mi News.

00:29:49.000 Yeah, that's a funnier name for it.

00:29:51.000 Me news.

00:29:52.000 Me new.

00:29:53.000 That's what the French call kittens. 0.91

00:29:55.000 That's what I get to see at the restaurant.

00:29:57.000 Can you see your Mi Nu?

00:29:59.000 So remember Ben Burgess?

00:30:01.000 He was the guy.

00:30:02.000 All Marxists look like this.

00:30:04.000 They're fat, they're ugly, they have the same facial hair, same glasses, same t-shirt with the blazer thing.

00:30:12.000 What is that?

00:30:13.000 Why do they all look the same?

00:30:15.000 And the same sinus problems.

00:30:17.000 Imagine how loud he snores.

00:30:19.000 If it's actually the full video.

00:30:23.000 Hey, Ben.

00:30:24.000 James.

00:30:25.000 Nice to see you.

00:30:27.000 Whoa.

00:30:27.000 How you doing?

00:30:29.000 Hey, this one clip here of you talking about the teaching on wild video.

00:30:34.000 Remember this?

00:30:35.000 Yep.

00:30:37.000 You talk about the video games laughing on their dime, union officials.

00:30:41.000 Remember this?

00:30:45.000 Right.

00:30:45.000 So anyway, I'll explain the context.

00:30:47.000 You know the context, right?

00:30:48.000 Ben Burgess was talking, making fun of Project Veritas because they caught the unions defending all of these teachers who were laughing, saying we can get away with nothing.

00:30:57.000 I mean, with anything, including calling a child a...

00:31:03.000 So Ben Burgess's angle was, they're the union.

00:31:06.000 They're supposed to defend you.

00:31:08.000 And Project Veritas' angle is, yeah, we get that.

00:31:10.000 The point is that they are drunk with power and they can do no wrong.

00:31:14.000 It's impossible to get a teacher fired, which Ben, as a Marxist, thinks is good.

00:31:19.000 They're unions standing up for teachers who fuck their kids and call them N-words. 0.85

00:31:27.000 So Baby Monster wrote in and told me that I have debated Ben Burgess before, unbeknownst to me.

00:31:34.000 What?

00:31:35.000 Apparently he called in when I did that annoying debate show.

00:31:40.000 You remember?

00:31:41.000 Where that guy asked me, out of Vice or Proud Boys, which one are you, which creation are you more ashamed of?

00:31:49.000 And it's an amazing thing that losers would ask because besides three corny literature bookmarks that include Van Gogh, that stupid cartoon for little kids,

00:32:05.000 and that ugly feminist bitch with the one eyebrow, Frida, what's her name? 1.00

00:32:10.000 Frida Cohan?

00:32:12.000 Anyway, this guy hasn't created anything.

00:32:16.000 The less you accomplish, the more you trivialize others' accomplishments.

00:32:21.000 Anyway, that's not the point.

00:32:22.000 Ben Burgess came on after him.

00:32:26.000 And then his show is him listening to a Frida Kahlo.

00:32:31.000 Him listening to a show making funny faces.

00:32:35.000 Talk about great content.

00:32:36.000 Thank you for contributing.

00:32:37.000 I've had my penis and a vagina. 1.00

00:32:39.000 I've done your prerequisites, so I've had intercourse with a woman. 0.99

00:32:44.000 So that's happened.

00:32:45.000 So I think I qualify to talk about this now.

00:32:47.000 So we'll start out with that.

00:32:49.000 Cool.

00:32:49.000 Well, maybe I can't be that aggressive.

00:32:54.000 Hi, Gavin.

00:32:56.000 That's him.

00:32:57.000 So I've seen you quoted as calling yourself a libertarian and a fiscal conservative.

00:33:02.000 And I'm just wondering about how you think the free market left to its own devices would be at all adequate to what's going on right now with the coronavirus.

00:33:16.000 The free market, I mean, it's a tricky question because we're in this freak occurrence that has never happened before, a pandemic.

00:33:25.000 And if we start running societies based on the one in a million bubonic plague chance, then we're going to live in a totalian state of fear.

00:33:34.000 So you're lucky you called during a pandemic because this is when, it's one of the only times the government seems to be helping.

00:33:42.000 But what are they doing?

00:33:43.000 I mean, I read an article today that said that it goes, it peaks at 40 days and it dies at 70 days, no matter what you do.

00:33:52.000 If we had no rules whatsoever and no cops, people would start seeing that they're getting contagious.

00:33:58.000 They'd go, I went to that restaurant, they got sick, my neighbor's sick.

00:34:00.000 I'm not going to restaurants anymore.

00:34:02.000 I believe they would self-quarantine based on their own personally calculated risk.

00:34:08.000 And I think that's what we should all do now.

00:34:10.000 I think old people, big, fat, disgusting pigs, like you, sick people should avoid contact with other people because it's not worth the risk. 1.00

00:34:20.000 But the rest of us would like to get back to work, please.

00:34:24.000 I'm making salient points.

00:34:26.000 This guy is going, what?

00:34:27.000 What the fuck?

00:34:28.000 What's he talking about?

00:34:29.000 That's his show.

00:34:30.000 It's called Me Not Understanding What Other People Are Talking About.

00:34:34.000 Tune in.

00:34:37.000 And that's what's happening, too.

00:34:39.000 Like, we had that caller earlier talk about Trump derangement syndrome.

00:34:42.000 Sorry, Trumpers going to Sparrow Hospital and blocking it.

00:34:46.000 Like, Trumpers are the only ones ignoring the quarantine.

00:34:49.000 Teenagers, blacks, Hasidic Jews, they're not participating in any of this. 1.00

00:34:54.000 Like, I was driving around my neighborhood the other day, and I saw two young people, a boy and a girl In a convertible, and when they got to the stoplight, I went, Oh, that must be a brother and a sister, right?

00:35:04.000 They were all quarantining, and then they kissed.

00:35:06.000 And then I go to the park with my boy, we're riding bikes, and I see another couple making out, and I realize incest is rampant in my community.

00:35:14.000 There's all these brothers and sisters making out.

00:35:17.000 Stop.

00:35:18.000 Look at that fucking retard laughing. 1.00

00:35:21.000 It looks like a joke.

00:35:22.000 This is a thing with the hubris and confidence of young people.

00:35:28.000 When they don't understand a joke, they assume that it's idiotic and the person they're listening to is insane.

00:35:33.000 Then they begin giggling.

00:35:36.000 The joke, sir, Mr. Fucking Lesbian Lips, is they obviously are not brother and sister. 1.00

00:35:44.000 They were teenagers in love ignoring the quarantine rules.

00:35:49.000 If you didn't know that or you weren't savvy enough to realize that, you would think that brothers and sisters are making out.

00:35:57.000 It's actually quite a funny joke.

00:36:01.000 Their children are going to be fucking deformed. 0.99

00:36:04.000 We need to stop this.

00:36:07.000 So I'm a little confused now because you said people would self-quarantine and then you started ranting about all the people who aren't quarantining.

00:36:14.000 Let me explain, Ben.

00:36:16.000 I said gigantic fat pigs and old people would quarantine on their own accord. 1.00

00:36:21.000 Young people, healthy people, they don't need to quarantine and they wouldn't.

00:36:25.000 Which is it?

00:36:26.000 Is everybody going to self-quarantine or even without?

00:36:29.000 Have you noticed this, by the way, with lefties?

00:36:32.000 When you say something, everyone is involved.

00:36:36.000 Like Mao, right?

00:36:37.000 I'm deciding we're all going on the great leap forward.

00:36:40.000 They go on the great leap forward.

00:36:41.000 Anyone who errs from the path is killed.

00:36:43.000 80 million people were killed.

00:36:45.000 Or it's like when I said, spring break, I got to be honest.

00:36:48.000 If my boys want to go there, have fun, boys.

00:36:51.000 Be careful.

00:36:51.000 If my daughter wants to go there, no, thank you.

00:36:54.000 No way.

00:36:54.000 She's not going.

00:36:56.000 And Ching Younger goes, then it's just going to be a sausage fest. 1.00

00:37:01.000 Because what I said, right, I'm Mao.

00:37:06.000 And when I say something like that, room, there's no more women at spring break because I deemed it so. 1.00

00:37:12.000 That's how their arguments work.

00:37:14.000 Everything is an end-all, be-all, blanket solution to everything.

00:37:19.000 And at the same time, they think exceptions destroy the rule.

00:37:24.000 So you'll say, I don't know, racists marrying black women?

00:37:28.000 No, that's not a thing.

00:37:30.000 And they go, oh, really?

00:37:31.000 What about Thomas Jefferson or some dude from hundreds of years ago?

00:37:37.000 He fucking fucked one of his slaves and he had a mulatto with her. 1.00

00:37:42.000 And you go, okay, so therefore, because of that one thing, therefore white nationalists marry black people.

00:37:54.000 Like they're incapable of nuance.

00:37:56.000 They think in this monolithic tsunami of information.

00:38:04.000 Place orders.

00:38:05.000 Are too many people not self-quarantining?

00:38:07.000 Because if it's the second one, that seems like it would strongly suggest that we can't just count on people self-quarantining.

00:38:14.000 We can't.

00:38:15.000 And the government isn't doing anything about it.

00:38:18.000 You go to the south side of Chicago right now.

00:38:20.000 There are entire community black communities are not even paying any attention. 0.93

00:38:24.000 And cops, the state, are going in there to break it up and they're just getting laughed at.

00:38:29.000 So the answer to your question is the state is not helping us quarantine and they haven't really done anything.

00:38:35.000 I mean, so your contention is that if there were no shelter-in-place orders, if there were no aid for people getting tested, treatment for the virus, then everything would be no worse than it is right now.

00:38:49.000 It's not helping whatsoever.

00:38:51.000 That's correct.

00:38:52.000 That is my contention.

00:38:53.000 I also think you have to blow your nose.

00:38:54.000 But the big picture here is, you get the idea.

00:38:58.000 This kid looks like Duckman.

00:39:03.000 That's the new segment called Me News.

00:39:07.000 Actually, we should have it spelled M-I-N-O-U-S and have a picture of a kitten.

00:39:13.000 Oh, that's cute.

00:39:14.000 Isn't that cute?

00:39:16.000 Yeah.

00:39:17.000 Was Garfield ever a baby?

00:39:20.000 I had to have been.

00:39:21.000 But I don't know if he had ever.

00:39:23.000 It's a drawing, so unlike the guy who thinks Batman is good at lifting weights, you don't have to abide by any rules in the land of chalk drawings.

00:39:32.000 Garfield as a kid.

00:39:33.000 Come and I, my name is Simon, and the things I draw come true.

00:39:39.000 Ever watch Simon in the Land of Chalk Drawings?

00:39:42.000 Yeah.

00:39:43.000 We were at the Krass Farm once.

00:39:45.000 Forgive me if I've told you this before, but Krass Live, the Dial House farm, is on a massive swath of land that is preserved.

00:39:57.000 You're not allowed to build on it.

00:39:59.000 So there was some gangster who lived there who cheated and said it was a shed, but it was actually a big house that looked like a shed.

00:40:07.000 But for the most part, there's no building there.

00:40:08.000 And there's a farmer who lives nearby, and he's allowed to be there because he's farming the land.

00:40:12.000 And they have little kids.

00:40:13.000 So the kids would come by, and we'd all sit by the campfire, and we would tell stories and have some laughs.

00:40:20.000 And there was this one guy, Freddie, there, kind of a drunk.

00:40:22.000 And one of the little boys is named Rory.

00:40:24.000 It's Rory and Tom are the neighbor's sons.

00:40:27.000 And they love Krass because Krass are, Penny Rimbeau and G. Vaucher are like 100 years old.

00:40:31.000 What are they going to do?

00:40:32.000 Rape them? 1.00

00:40:33.000 So Rory was about eight at the time.

00:40:37.000 And G, who's sort of their de facto mother, says, at least when they're on the property of Dialhouse, says, all right, Rory, you've got to go now.

00:40:46.000 I'm sorry.

00:40:47.000 It's getting late.

00:40:48.000 And he goes, oh, I don't want to go.

00:40:51.000 It's just getting fun.

00:40:52.000 And she goes, I'm sorry.

00:40:53.000 He goes, no, please, please, G, please.

00:40:56.000 No, Rory.

00:40:57.000 Actually, she's a little posher than the accent I just did.

00:41:00.000 She's from Dartford, Dagenham, anyway.

00:41:06.000 She goes, no, Rory, that's enough.

00:41:08.000 All right, you're not going to be invited back if there's a problem every time we say it's time to go.

00:41:13.000 Oh, all right.

00:41:16.000 So he's sad and he walks off.

00:41:19.000 And then Freddie, who's known crass since the 70s, he's just sort of poking at the fire with a stick.

00:41:25.000 And there's a bit of a conversation lull.

00:41:27.000 They're inevitable.

00:41:28.000 You take breaks, you're recalibrating Your next topic, and he just goes, So, this is what Rory's missing, and every time, ever since then, that was like almost 10 years ago now.

00:41:45.000 Every time my wife and I are together and there's a conversation lull or we're by a campfire, we always go, So, this is what Rory is missing.

00:41:53.000 All right, let's go.

00:41:54.000 That's totally hot fire.

00:41:56.000 I just want to tell you funny stories.

00:41:59.000 Crazy.

00:42:00.000 Oh, you liked my story?

00:42:01.000 Yeah, real funny.

00:42:02.000 Like, what's lully missing?

00:42:04.000 It's crazy.

00:42:06.000 Yeah, I don't know if you want to hear right now, but I have like a Mountain Dew review.

00:42:10.000 A Mountain Dew review?

00:42:11.000 Yeah.

00:42:12.000 All right, yo, thanks for tuning, guys.

00:42:14.000 Don't forget to hot, hunk, subscribe for all the buttons you want to press.

00:42:18.000 Go on, 100%.

00:42:19.000 Rock and roll.

00:42:21.000 Okay, first thought out.

00:42:23.000 This is exclusive flavor of KFC.

00:42:25.000 It's Mountain Dew Sweet Lightning.

00:42:27.000 What's it got?

00:42:28.000 It's got like a honey tea peach flavor.

00:42:31.000 Pretty good.

00:42:32.000 Why do you drink it by putting it under your chin?

00:42:39.000 Oh, it's so tasty.

00:42:41.000 Oh, but right now, totally new Mountain Blast.

00:42:44.000 Mountain Dew.

00:42:44.000 You're not going to see this in stores or anything right now.

00:42:47.000 It's totally sold out.

00:42:48.000 So really, if you miss your shop, sorry about it.

00:42:51.000 It's called Frostbite.

00:42:52.000 Exclude new flavor.

00:42:53.000 Never had before.

00:42:54.000 So we're going to go and try it out today.

00:42:57.000 Maybe use the straw.

00:43:03.000 Okay, okay.

00:43:04.000 Your boy can get down with that.

00:43:05.000 It's kind of like a berry flavor, something like that.

00:43:08.000 You know, Mountain Dew has been really crushing it right now.

00:43:10.000 Like, no low-key with all their different flavors.

00:43:13.000 I mean, they have rare, something really crazy here.

00:43:16.000 Only at Applebee, Dark Mountain Berry Bash.

00:43:18.000 This one kind of tastes very familiar to that.

00:43:21.000 But we're going to go ahead and keep you posted on the freshest flavor by Mountain Dew, 100% Rock and Roll.

00:43:27.000 Thank you for that.

00:43:28.000 What's your name again?

00:43:29.000 What's up?

00:43:30.000 What's your name again?

00:43:31.000 Rory.

00:43:33.000 Rory?

00:43:34.000 Yeah.

00:43:34.000 That's why when you say the story, I was like, oh, shit.

00:43:36.000 Rory story.

00:43:39.000 What a weird coincidence.

00:43:42.000 Some updates.

00:43:46.000 Last week, we were mocking Amanda Marcott, an ex-Proud Boy stalker who ceased to report on the subject since I threatened to sue her.

00:43:55.000 And her contention was, the reason that we object to trans athletes and genderless sports is men secretly know that women are better at sports than them.

00:44:07.000 And we all pretend we could take Serena Williams.

00:44:10.000 I had a baby monster write in and go, you know that a college athlete did beat Serena Williams.

00:44:17.000 In fact, many male college kids have beaten Serena Williams.

00:44:22.000 She's not very good when it comes to playing tennis with men.

00:44:25.000 I did not know that.

00:44:26.000 But we all remember, of course, the high school soccer team that beat the American Olympic team, right?

00:44:33.000 Or was that the Australian team?

00:44:35.000 Remember that story?

00:44:37.000 Totally fucking kicked their ass.

00:44:39.000 And I thought this was interesting.

00:44:43.000 Friend of mine sent me this clip of the WNBA.

00:44:48.000 Like, the woman who got arrested for smuggling pot cartridges, the whole WNBA should be arrested for murdering basketball. 1.00

00:44:57.000 Like, just lower the rims already.

00:44:59.000 This is fucking sad.

00:45:03.000 Take it away.

00:45:05.000 Lori.

00:45:06.000 Like, she's hitting it.

00:45:08.000 And almost, almost, yay!

00:45:13.000 Like, that's a slam dunk.

00:45:15.000 And look how hysterical they are.

00:45:17.000 I scored a basket.

00:45:20.000 Okay.

00:45:21.000 Now, like, it barely gets in.

00:45:25.000 Is that even a dunk?

00:45:27.000 It seemed more like a push.

00:45:31.000 Like you're pushing something over the top.

00:45:34.000 Now, here's another one you got to see.

00:45:37.000 Same clip.

00:45:38.000 But watch the white girl. 1.00

00:45:39.000 Like, there's no, as Ryan pointed out when we first watched this, there's no one in her way.

00:45:45.000 No one can catch up.

00:45:46.000 And the one girl who's supposed to stop her, that woman, she sort of goes, oh, sorry. 0.77

00:45:51.000 And then she jogs behind her, and then she doesn't know what to do with her hands.

00:45:54.000 Watch the white girl. 1.00

00:45:56.000 Jog, jog, jog.

00:45:58.000 And then, oh, I don't, what?

00:45:59.000 Hello?

00:46:00.000 Is that my...

00:46:00.000 Oh, there it is.

00:46:01.000 There's the ball.

00:46:02.000 I had to get my hands up because I knew they'd throw me the ball at some point.

00:46:05.000 Oh, I got it.

00:46:09.000 She's acting like the other chick, like, dipped her hair in, like... 0.98

00:46:13.000 Mouse vomit or something.

00:46:14.000 And when she's bouncing around, it's flying everywhere and she wants to stay away.

00:46:16.000 She's like, oh, oh, fuck. 1.00

00:46:18.000 Gross.

00:46:20.000 Mouse vomit.

00:46:21.000 So yeah, tennis, not great.

00:46:22.000 Soccer, not great.

00:46:23.000 Basketball, not great.

00:46:25.000 But no one can deny that women still own skateboarding. 1.00

00:46:30.000 They are incredible.

00:46:31.000 I don't care how extreme the jump is.

00:46:33.000 Women are still the gods, the skateboard gods. 1.00

00:46:37.000 I'm glad that Judd Apatau is doing a show about girls who skate because they fucking rock. 0.92

00:46:41.000 They shred.

00:46:43.000 Skate or die, skate or die. 0.99

00:46:53.000 Oh my God.

00:46:55.000 She lived.

00:47:00.000 Yeah, she did live.

00:47:01.000 Look, before that.

00:47:03.000 She can't handle the momentum.

00:47:06.000 Did she chicken out or did the centrifugal force overwhelm her? 0.52

00:47:12.000 Oh.

00:47:13.000 What is she?

00:47:14.000 40?

00:47:16.000 Like, it's like...

00:47:18.000 What was she trying to do?

00:47:20.000 I think she chickened out.

00:47:22.000 She didn't even, like, ollie off that ramp.

00:47:24.000 I mean...

00:47:24.000 Yeah.

00:47:25.000 She sort of like kept going straight.

00:47:29.000 Oh, she bailed. 0.92

00:47:31.000 Oh, wait, or she tripped?

00:47:36.000 No, she chickened out.

00:47:37.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:47:40.000 What's that van doing up there?

00:47:43.000 That's weird.

00:47:45.000 She's sponsored by vans, but like literally vans, because vans won't actually sponsor her.

00:47:52.000 She's sponsored by used vans.

00:47:55.000 Broken down vans.

00:47:59.000 The farmers are still Fighting the Dutch farmers are still going for it. 1.00

00:48:01.000 There's new news on this.

00:48:02.000 So, first, show them lighting off all their lights at night.

00:48:07.000 Dude, this is big.

00:48:08.000 This is a civil war.

00:48:10.000 This is like the French Revolution, but good. 1.00

00:48:13.000 This is the people fighting against the government, and it's really the working class fighting against the globalists.

00:48:20.000 Because we've since discovered that they aren't just bitching about nitrogen emissions, which I've never even heard of before.

00:48:28.000 The government is pretending they're concerned about the Dutch farmers' environmental impact on global air health.

00:48:38.000 That's a lie.

00:48:39.000 What they're really doing is trying to get farmers' land so they can then set up migrant housing and put their refugees there. 0.85

00:48:49.000 They are going to alter the Netherlands. 0.75

00:48:53.000 They will not replace us.

00:48:55.000 They're working hard to replace us.

00:48:57.000 I mean, this is everything that that evil conspiracy theory is, is happening here.

00:49:03.000 This is not a conspiracy.

00:49:06.000 They are trying to push them out to make migrant housing. 1.00

00:49:11.000 How fucked up is that?

00:49:13.000 I mean, this is like the kind of war that you would die for.

00:49:16.000 This is like the American Revolution.

00:49:18.000 Yeah, that's a better example.

00:49:20.000 And it's exactly what happened with the Bundies. 0.81

00:49:22.000 Remember at the Clive and Bundy Ranch?

00:49:25.000 Or in Oregon, when they threw that Bundy ally, that other rancher, they threw the father and son in jail for arson because they were lighting brushfires.

00:49:33.000 No, they're lighting brushfires because that's what you have to do as a rancher. 0.85

00:49:37.000 But the reason they want to put them in jail is so they take the land. 0.98

00:49:40.000 There was like when the Bundies started, I think there was 37 ranchers in that community.

00:49:45.000 Now it's down to the Bundies.

00:49:48.000 And by the way, they're still there because they stood up against the government.

00:49:52.000 And folks, this is why they're trying to take your guns away.

00:49:57.000 Because the Dutch farmers are unarmed and the cops are shooting at them.

00:50:01.000 The Bundies were armed.

00:50:03.000 And what did Obama do?

00:50:04.000 He went, let's just go.

00:50:08.000 Let's go.

00:50:08.000 I don't want to be the shootout guy.

00:50:12.000 Final little update.

00:50:16.000 Actually, go to, I didn't number this one.

00:50:18.000 It's after number 20.

00:50:19.000 Female Security was shit. 1.00

00:50:21.000 I sent you this as an email.

00:50:23.000 People kept emailing me going, those briefcases they're holding up, they're bulletproof, dummy.

00:50:27.000 They're Kevlar.

00:50:28.000 I'm like, yeah.

00:50:29.000 It's still pathetic.

00:50:32.000 Someone's shooting at you and you just hold up a Kevlar square that's this big in the air.

00:50:37.000 Abe's personal female bodyguard, only 0.2 seconds to draw a gun and shoot. 1.00

00:50:42.000 One person defeated 10 strong men.

00:50:44.000 She seems like a badass. 1.00

00:50:46.000 In the era of peace, swords, lights, swords, and shadows.

00:50:50.000 What?

00:50:51.000 Oh, I see.

00:50:51.000 In the era of peace, comma, go back up.

00:50:55.000 In the era of peace, swords, lights, swords, and shadows.

00:51:00.000 What?

00:51:00.000 Am I stupid?

00:51:01.000 No, that doesn't make sense.

00:51:03.000 In the era of peace, swords, lights, swords and shadows have long since left us.

00:51:07.000 That is one of the worst written sentences I've ever seen in my entire life.

00:51:14.000 In the era of peace, swords, lights, swords and shadows have long since left us.

00:51:20.000 Is that a group?

00:51:22.000 In the era of peace, swords, lights.

00:51:27.000 Swords and shadows have long since left us.

00:51:29.000 I don't think it's going to make sense the more you do it.

00:51:31.000 It doesn't get any better.

00:51:31.000 It doesn't matter if it's not translated?

00:51:32.000 It must be translated.

00:51:34.000 Is there a different type of translation?

00:51:35.000 The scenes of fighting and killing martial arts master with unique skills seem to only appear in film and television dramas and martial arts movies.

00:51:42.000 Yeah, that's because they're bullshit.

00:51:45.000 Go back to the email this came from.

00:51:48.000 She did nothing when Shinzo was getting shot with a firecracker machine.

00:51:54.000 She stood there and let all the male security guards, who were also terrible, zero stars for Shinzo's security, by the way.

00:52:02.000 What a pathetic rescue that was.

00:52:04.000 Do you have the email?

00:52:06.000 Yeah.

00:52:07.000 I have to go back to it.

00:52:09.000 Let me see.

00:52:10.000 It's called Female Bodyguard Did Nothing for Shinzo Abe. 1.00

00:52:13.000 Got it.

00:52:14.000 Should have had it ready instead of the link.

00:52:15.000 I have links.

00:52:16.000 So if it's just a link, then it's in my notes.

00:52:19.000 If there's something else in the email, then I send it to you.

00:52:24.000 So you should always have that email ready.

00:52:26.000 Abe's personal female bodyguard kills in 0.2 seconds, blah, blah, blah. 0.95

00:52:30.000 Has become a smash hit at home and abroad with his flexible and capable style of dealing.

00:52:34.000 Yeah, so that's the bullshit article.

00:52:36.000 But I wish we had stolen the footage.

00:52:38.000 Look at her.

00:52:39.000 Go back to the actual text of the fucking email, please. 0.91

00:52:44.000 Shinzo Abe had a female bodyguard that had been hyped, blah, blah, blah, and she had defeated.

00:52:49.000 At the exact moment she was needed, she stood there as the male bodyguards tended to Abe and tracked the shooter.

00:52:54.000 We need to stop this shit with women as security. 1.00

00:52:57.000 It's deadly.

00:52:58.000 But the hype surrounding her versus the reality.

00:53:02.000 Look at the hype surrounding her versus the reality.

00:53:04.000 Okay, here's the craziest story of the entire day.

00:53:07.000 You ready for this, fucking doozy?

00:53:08.000 You ready to poop in your panties?

00:53:14.000 The assassin was right.

00:53:19.000 Shinzo Abe deserved to die.

00:53:21.000 Abe.

00:53:22.000 Now we like him because he's anti-communist.

00:53:25.000 But you know who else is anti-communist?

00:53:28.000 The Unification Church of Sung Yon-moon.

00:53:31.000 Ever heard of Moonies?

00:53:33.000 These are people who follow the cult that is the Unification Church.

00:53:37.000 They could probably sue me for that.

00:53:39.000 The alleged cult?

00:53:42.000 And this guy's mother had lost all her money to the Moonies.

00:53:50.000 Now, here's what happened.

00:53:52.000 A long time ago, Shinzo Abe comes from a long line of politicians.

00:53:55.000 And his grandfather met Sung Young Moon.

00:53:59.000 And he didn't really get into the cult and figure out what it's all about.

00:54:02.000 But he knew that the guy was a fervent anti-communist, which is pretty darn cool.

00:54:06.000 So he said, you're cool in my books.

00:54:08.000 And from then on, the Japanese prime ministers were always very good to the Moonies because they got a lot of votes from them and they were anti-communist. 0.66

00:54:19.000 They didn't get into the fact that the guy didn't believe in love and he'd have these mass weddings and I think he got to fuck whoever he wanted to.

00:54:26.000 Weird sex shit that goes on with that church.

00:54:29.000 It's Not a joke.

00:54:31.000 And eventually they become a major force.

00:54:33.000 Like, say, I'm not comparing Hasidic Jews to a cult, but as far as numbers and voting power goes, it was like the Hasidic Jews in Brooklyn and in New York City.

00:54:44.000 So this guy was pissed off that the unification church, the Moonies, kept getting a pass and kept getting special treatment and kept getting all these tax breaks while they were destroying people's lives. 0.99

00:54:55.000 So that's why he killed him.

00:54:57.000 Now, I'm not saying he should have killed him, but I understand.

00:55:03.000 Pretty crazy.

00:55:04.000 Go back to that article.

00:55:04.000 Maybe there's a poll quote there.

00:55:08.000 You got to go way down.

00:55:12.000 This is annoying because you look at the post and it says he was part of a strange religious group that he blamed on Shinzo Abe.

00:55:22.000 And I'm like, what's the religious group?

00:55:24.000 And the Japanese media refused to identify it.

00:55:27.000 So I had to do my own sleuthing and I found out, oh, it's the fucking Moonies.

00:55:31.000 And Abe did help them out.

00:55:33.000 Go back.

00:55:34.000 I think he even called.

00:55:36.000 Go up a bit.

00:55:42.000 The National Network of Lawyers Against Spiritual Sales issued an open protest letter on September 17th.

00:55:48.000 Go hire.

00:55:48.000 I can't read it.

00:55:49.000 It's behind me.

00:55:51.000 Last year protesting this appearance.

00:55:53.000 If Mr. Abe is to continue to be active as a politician, it is not a good idea to cooperate with and support events in collaboration with the Moonies and its front organizations. 0.90

00:56:05.000 Because he would give video message of congratulations to the Moonies.

00:56:11.000 So he kind of had a point.

00:56:14.000 Crazy, huh?

00:56:16.000 Dang.

00:56:19.000 Don't forget to make me a card that says Minus.

00:56:23.000 Minu, Minu, Minu, Minu, Jim Tee, Puga, Minu, Pooh Voo.

00:56:29.000 Um, all right, let's start the show.

00:56:32.000 An hour in.

00:56:34.000 My computer just crashed.

00:56:36.000 The one responsible for the graphic.

00:56:38.000 The second time it happened today.

00:56:40.000 Very odd.

00:56:40.000 What did we lose?

00:56:42.000 Nothing.

00:56:44.000 No, no, we lost nothing.

00:56:46.000 We lost nothing.

00:56:47.000 No.

00:56:48.000 No, we didn't lose nothing?

00:56:50.000 We lost nothing, period.

00:56:51.000 Okay.

00:56:52.000 Send.

00:56:54.000 Well, that's fine.

00:56:54.000 So while you fix everything, we'll just start with my pet, Biden.

00:57:00.000 Biden.

00:57:01.000 On him I can depend.

00:57:04.000 My pet.

00:57:05.000 Biden.

00:57:06.000 A monster of the president.

00:57:08.000 He's big and loose.

00:57:09.000 Sleepy.

00:57:10.000 But a friendly monster too.

00:57:13.000 My pet.

00:57:14.000 Biden.

00:57:14.000 Wait, what?

00:57:14.000 That doesn't rhyme.

00:57:20.000 I was going to make the opening song Cold Play.

00:57:23.000 It was all yellow.

00:57:25.000 Play that in the background while we discuss this.

00:57:29.000 Because a nuclear bomb hit the Biden campaign.

00:57:32.000 And if the media can keep running PR for the DNC and sweep this under the rug, the same way they put this lunacy in front of Biden's corruption and selling us out, literally selling us out,

00:57:48.000 I'll be impressed.

00:57:50.000 So to be clear here, there's a massive shitstorm going on with Hunter Biden.

00:57:54.000 He got hacked by 4chan.

00:57:55.000 We got 500 gigabytes of data from the cloud, and it's all really, really bad.

00:58:01.000 The media's covering for him, and they're not going to look at that, which is amazing because that shit itself, when it does come up, is used as a smokescreen for Biden's true corruption, which is selling all our oil.

00:58:17.000 So you must be tired if you work at the New York Times or the Washington Post or the Huffington Post or the Daily Beast or Newsweek, whatever that, wherever on the spectrum Newsweek is this week.

00:58:30.000 Because you got a lot of shit to cover up.

00:58:32.000 So let's start with Hunter and then get to Joe.

00:58:39.000 Turn it up.

00:58:42.000 This is a fascinating conversation.

00:58:45.000 How old is that girl, would you say? 1.00

00:58:49.000 17 tops.

00:58:52.000 Well, I don't know with young girls.

00:58:54.000 I haven't hung out with one in about 30 years.

00:58:57.000 She has that uncooked face. 0.64

00:59:00.000 She could be 22. 0.96

00:59:02.000 She could be 15. 1.00

00:59:05.000 Anyway, I think what he would do is he would get girls from a madam, but it wasn't like a normal prostitution thing.

00:59:14.000 It was more like a Jeffrey Epstein type vibe where he knew a bunch of girls looking for a sugar daddy and he'd give them like 5,000 bucks for the night.

00:59:24.000 So you're not getting like a crackhorr who chews gum, although maybe you are sometimes. 0.92

00:59:30.000 But you're getting like broke, immoral college students too.

00:59:35.000 And broke, dumb sluts in general. 1.00

00:59:39.000 She's a legend, says the madam.

00:59:41.000 None of these women are except for Diva. 1.00

00:59:44.000 But Nicola and Diva and Ella and Lucy will all know quality girls who are like I am.

00:59:51.000 Distrusting and highly, highly wary of evil.

00:59:55.000 Now, I think that means lots of crack and like bringing a dude in and the dude sucks your dick or something. 0.79

01:00:05.000 That kind of stuff.

01:00:06.000 I also have Denise, a German, 26. 0.99

01:00:10.000 No to Lucy, I think.

01:00:12.000 So what he's saying there, I gather, is, I want to do crack.

01:00:15.000 I'm not looking for squares.

01:00:17.000 And she says, okay, so fine.

01:00:19.000 I'll find you girls that are willing to smoke crack or at least let you smoke crack. 1.00

01:00:25.000 Do you want foreign or domestic?

01:00:27.000 He doesn't care.

01:00:28.000 And you have to make the pitch directly.

01:00:30.000 And then she's probably referring to something earlier.

01:00:33.000 I can't give you a fucking Asian. 1.00

01:00:34.000 Sorry.

01:00:35.000 I'm not doing it.

01:00:36.000 And then he goes, domesticated foreigner. 0.98

01:00:39.000 So not too like, what are you doing?

01:00:42.000 Hello?

01:00:43.000 He means like a Ukrainian or a Polak or a Russian girl.

01:00:48.000 Yeah, he liked Russian girls who have been here for a while. 0.86

01:00:52.000 You know?

01:00:53.000 I always said, if you're going to fuck an Asian, make sure she has a tattoo. 1.00

01:00:57.000 Shows she's been here for a minute.

01:00:59.000 And then he says, that's fine.

01:01:02.000 I give you Isabella, but she has kids. 0.99

01:01:05.000 And an NBA ex-husband.

01:01:08.000 No yellow.

01:01:09.000 Now, there's been a lot of conjecture about what that means.

01:01:11.000 Does it mean no Asians?

01:01:12.000 No.

01:01:13.000 Because the woman was sorry she couldn't get him an Asian. 0.98

01:01:19.000 Is it a misspelling of Ella?

01:01:20.000 He wrote no Ella?

01:01:22.000 And it changed it to Yellow?

01:01:24.000 No.

01:01:25.000 No, I don't think so.

01:01:26.000 It would have been capitalized.

01:01:28.000 I think he means Hi Yella.

01:01:30.000 Because when he hears there's an NBA ex-husband, he thinks she's like a huxtable mulatto. 0.99

01:01:37.000 And in the black community and in other communities, those are known as Yella, Hiyella, right?

01:01:44.000 So there he is choosing prostitutes, and he's not into blacks. 0.96

01:01:48.000 Can you fucking imagine if Donald Trump Jr. was involved in a billionth of this?

01:01:56.000 Can you fucking imagine?

01:01:58.000 I don't know if my brain's good enough.

01:02:00.000 I'm going to have to drop LSD, three hits of LSD, and sit in a sensory deprivation chamber for 77 hours to try to imagine what the fucking media would be doing if this was the Trump family.

01:02:15.000 Here is a famous video going around of him weighing his crack.

01:02:18.000 I guess he's got two grams or 20 milligrams, however that works.

01:02:30.000 That looks like a lot of crack.

01:02:32.000 07.

01:02:34.000 Without the bag.

01:02:36.000 So how long is how long?

01:02:38.000 2.06.

01:02:40.000 What was on the floor there?

01:02:42.000 Did you see that?

01:02:43.000 Stop, stop.

01:02:44.000 Is that a butt plug?

01:02:48.000 Yeah, it is.

01:02:50.000 Or maybe it's a light bulb?

01:02:51.000 It looks like a light.

01:02:54.000 What a disgusting shithole he's in.

01:02:57.000 He must be in the prostitute's house. 1.00

01:03:02.000 By the way, that woman who is giving him foreign or domestic or ex-NBA wives, I thought there'd be a slightly higher caliber of chick he'd be fucking. 1.00

01:03:13.000 That place looks like a dump.

01:03:15.000 Looks like a squat.

01:03:18.000 Here he is going down the slide.

01:03:21.000 You almost get to see his penis, which I've seen.

01:03:23.000 It's fantastic.

01:03:26.000 Very huge cock on this man.

01:03:29.000 Probably tastes delicious.

01:03:31.000 Whee! 1.00

01:03:32.000 Oh, you got some water up your butt.

01:03:34.000 Whoa! 0.71

01:03:35.000 Wee! 0.99

01:03:36.000 Now, he must be high out of his mind.

01:03:40.000 He's acting so weird and serious.

01:03:42.000 And he obviously said, start recording.

01:03:46.000 Did you get it?

01:03:48.000 Just paranoid they didn't get it?

01:03:49.000 Look, look the way he's acting.

01:03:51.000 Someone's filming you.

01:03:53.000 Now you're stretching.

01:03:56.000 He loved to be photographed, didn't he?

01:04:01.000 I think he was molested by his father.

01:04:04.000 Pedo Pete.

01:04:06.000 So the story is, well, go to 2.5.

01:04:08.000 It might be there.

01:04:12.000 Joe's pseudonym, checking into hotels and stuff, and he didn't want people to know who he is.

01:04:19.000 So click on the Tommy Robinson thing.

01:04:23.000 Joe Biden used the pseudonym Peter Henderson.

01:04:30.000 And Hunter Biden allegedly used the name Pedo Peter for Joe Biden in his contact list.

01:04:35.000 By the way, Peter Henderson was a fictional KGB spy character in a Tom Clancy novel.

01:04:43.000 So we all know that the victims of pedophilia, pedo Pete, the victims of pedophilia tend to be pedophiles themselves.

01:04:53.000 I don't know why.

01:04:56.000 If I had experienced the crushing hell that is being raped as a child, I think I would want to avoid inflicting it on other children.

01:05:06.000 But we see now that Hunter Biden was looking for pictures of 12-year-old girls.

01:05:12.000 2-6.

01:05:16.000 I don't like that.

01:05:17.000 Do you like that?

01:05:19.000 I hate it.

01:05:20.000 This could be a Warren Kids segment.

01:05:23.000 So this is 500 gigabytes of shit.

01:05:25.000 We haven't gone through it all yet, but zoom in on that one.

01:05:28.000 One of his searches.

01:05:36.000 Xvideos.com, 12 plus.

01:05:39.000 No, 12 years old.

01:05:43.000 And that's right while he's looking up Pornhub.

01:05:48.000 So it seemingly runs in the family.

01:05:50.000 And then we look at 2-7.

01:05:52.000 Remember, we talked about this a couple weeks ago when we heard that he was sending pics of him fucking chicks to his dad.

01:06:01.000 Sending pretty normal stuff to your dad.

01:06:03.000 Just me railing a woman with a great body, by the way.

01:06:06.000 Good job, son.

01:06:08.000 There you go.

01:06:09.000 You gotta stick your cunt in her dick. 1.00

01:06:13.000 Stick your dick in her cunt. 1.00

01:06:14.000 Yeah, yeah, that's it.

01:06:16.000 Messages with dad.

01:06:18.000 Hey, dad, I'm really getting my shit together.

01:06:20.000 I'm banging hot chanks, and I got my global entry pass. 1.00

01:06:24.000 What are you doing, Pedo Pete?

01:06:27.000 And just a daily reminder, of course, that they've denied that this was true.

01:06:32.000 It was Russian disinformation.

01:06:35.000 Joe Biden, if you recall, pushed a law through against revenge porn.

01:06:41.000 Sounds good, but it's really to prevent people showing what we just saw.

01:06:48.000 There we go.

01:06:48.000 These are all the people that lied.

01:06:51.000 51 corrupt government swamp creatures said, yes, it's Russian disinformation.

01:06:56.000 Really?

01:06:56.000 So what did I just watch?

01:06:58.000 A deep fake?

01:07:00.000 Look at them all.

01:07:02.000 You know that guy, what's his name?

01:07:04.000 Next to the letter L and lie?

01:07:08.000 John Brennan.

01:07:09.000 He did exactly what Roger Stone did.

01:07:11.000 He thwarted an investigation by lying to them.

01:07:14.000 Although Roger Stone was just mistaken.

01:07:17.000 He lied purposely.

01:07:19.000 And where Roger Stone was facing life in prison, he got a job at CNN as a contributor.

01:07:26.000 They also say the movie, sorry, the series, What's it called with Claire Daines about terrorism?

01:07:36.000 Fuck.

01:07:36.000 I'm drawing a blank here.

01:07:38.000 About the guy who went to the Middle East and came back a jihadist. 0.83

01:07:42.000 Well, not a jihadist, but a Muslim.

01:07:44.000 And he would sit and pray.

01:07:46.000 What's it called?

01:07:46.000 Homeland?

01:07:47.000 Yeah.

01:07:48.000 They say homeland is based on him.

01:07:50.000 They say he secretly converted to Islam.

01:07:56.000 It's not a joke.

01:07:58.000 And just a reminder, too, that they've already tried to diffuse this because Joe's people probably said, Hunter, hypothetically, if this gets out there, what's on there?

01:08:07.000 And he's like, lots of really bad shit, like really bad shit.

01:08:10.000 Like me looking up 12-year-old girls, me, lots of crack stuff.

01:08:15.000 I like filming and photographing me when I do my crack.

01:08:18.000 And they go, okay, we got to get on top of this.

01:08:20.000 You're doing an interview where you talk about crack, and you're releasing a memoir that has the same.

01:08:26.000 So we stay ahead of this.

01:08:27.000 Turn it up.

01:08:30.000 On my hands.

01:08:32.000 You would wake up some mornings.

01:08:35.000 I shouldn't even say some mornings because you slept for like 15 minutes at a time and be looking for crack and just smoke whatever was there?

01:08:44.000 Yeah.

01:08:46.000 I spent more time on my hands and knees picking through rugs, smoking anything that even remotely resembled crack cocaine.

01:08:58.000 I probably smoked more Parmesan cheese than anyone, anyone that you know, I'm sure, Tracy.

01:09:06.000 What an embarrassment.

01:09:08.000 See, it's funny.

01:09:08.000 What an insane embarrassment.

01:09:10.000 I was a crazy guy back then in my 12-year-old nude picks days.

01:09:16.000 Okay.

01:09:17.000 Because there'd be crumbs mixed in.

01:09:20.000 Yeah.

01:09:20.000 So, in many ways, this whole thing is a wall, a wall, 500 gigabytes of shit that hides true corruption.

01:09:32.000 That's actually much worse than what you just saw.

01:09:35.000 I know it's hard to think of anything worse than looking up 12-year-old naked girls, but they are bankrupting the country to fill their coffers. 1.00

01:09:44.000 We are looking at the most corrupt politician in American history.

01:09:49.000 He was looking up a video from 12 years ago.

01:09:54.000 He was like, oh, I saw this good porn.

01:09:58.000 Why wouldn't you just look up the year then?

01:10:00.000 You forgot what year was, man.

01:10:01.000 Smoking Parmesan cheese, man.

01:10:03.000 Come on.

01:10:04.000 Okay.

01:10:05.000 Let's absolve him of all this.

01:10:07.000 Yeah.

01:10:07.000 Come on.

01:10:08.000 And say, fine, he's just partying.

01:10:11.000 What about you and your banking violations?

01:10:14.000 The Biden family has 150.

01:10:18.000 We're not going to get into all that, man.

01:10:20.000 We're going to get back.

01:10:21.000 We're going to get back to good.

01:10:23.000 Matchbox 20.

01:10:24.000 Remember that?

01:10:25.000 Not Matchbox 20.

01:10:26.000 It's not a joke.

01:10:30.000 Sounds like a joke.

01:10:31.000 That wasn't very helpful.

01:10:33.000 Go to 3-0.

01:10:35.000 Some people on the right are mad about Hunter Biden's laptop, and they say, stop talking about it, Gavin.

01:10:41.000 Talk about the real corruption that's going on.

01:10:43.000 The two are not mutually exclusive.

01:10:46.000 We can look at both, but this is bigger than crack, believe it or not.

01:10:52.000 Well, we found out that Hunter Biden has had 150 suspicious activity reports filed against various accounts that he and Jim Biden, the president's brother, have.

01:11:01.000 That's unprecedented, Jason.

01:11:03.000 A normal person in America never has any bank violations.

01:11:07.000 Less than one-tenth of 1% of people ever have any bank violations.

01:11:11.000 They've had 150, which I would say is more than any person in the history of America.

01:11:16.000 These are the most serious banking violations you can have.

01:11:18.000 There's suspicion of money laundering, suspicion of receiving money from terrorist groups, suspicion of money from bad actors in foreign countries.

01:11:27.000 Before Joe Biden became president, under the Obama administration, the Bush administration, any member of Congress could go to the Treasury Department and request suspicious activity reports.

01:11:37.000 These were put into place, again, to catch funneling money to terrorist sales in the United States.

01:11:41.000 I mean, it's unheard of.

01:11:43.000 He's had 150 of these violations.

01:11:46.000 Once we determined this, then I went to Treasury, requested the SARS on Hunter Biden.

01:11:50.000 They said, no, we changed the rules.

01:11:52.000 You can't do that anymore.

01:11:53.000 This started getting pressed.

01:11:55.000 We started leaking out that the Treasury Department was stolen on all this.

01:11:58.000 Then they came back and said, okay, we'll make an exception.

01:12:01.000 If you can get a single Democrat to sign on the request with you, then we'll give you the request.

01:12:07.000 And obviously, Jason, as you can imagine, no Democrats are interested in signing on.

01:12:11.000 Well, we found out that Hunter Biden has had 150 suspicious activities.

01:12:17.000 That story is, that's the only time I've seen that story.

01:12:19.000 I've never even heard of a banking violation.

01:12:22.000 And I know Ryan hasn't.

01:12:23.000 He hasn't heard of anything.

01:12:24.000 I haven't heard of nothing, man.

01:12:28.000 Not even a little smidge.

01:12:30.000 I think, Joe, your entire $40 billion check to the Ukraine is money laundering.

01:12:36.000 I think that's coming back into the Biden family.

01:12:38.000 You're going to be dead soon.

01:12:39.000 Who's this for?

01:12:40.000 I guess your grandkids?

01:12:42.000 Is this an apology for raping your offspring?

01:12:46.000 There's no white supremacy.

01:12:49.000 White supremacy?

01:12:50.000 Think about it.

01:12:51.000 It's not a joke.

01:12:53.000 Pat?

01:12:55.000 I think it's time to terminate the presidency.

01:12:57.000 In fact, Joe Biden himself has been discussing terminating the presidency recently.

01:13:01.000 3-1.

01:13:04.000 That a 10-year-old girl was a rape victim Ohio.

01:13:08.000 10 years old.

01:13:10.000 And she was forced to have to travel out of the state to Indiana to seek to terminate the presidency and maybe save her life. 1.00

01:13:17.000 That's the last part.

01:13:18.000 That's my job.

01:13:20.000 Wow, that is so Freudian.

01:13:21.000 Joe Biden is so incompetent that pregnant 10-year-olds are putting that aside and traveling to other states to try to terminate this presidency.

01:13:34.000 Wait, aren't you pregnant? 0.99

01:13:35.000 Yes, yes, we'll get to that.

01:13:37.000 That's terrible, too.

01:13:38.000 I want to get an abortion. 1.00

01:13:39.000 Obviously, I'm 10.

01:13:40.000 But before that, we need to get this guy out of office.

01:13:43.000 He has 150 banking violations.

01:13:46.000 You guys?

01:13:47.000 It's like whatever.

01:13:48.000 By the way, don't be offended by me joking about the 10-year-old.

01:13:52.000 She doesn't exist.

01:13:53.000 Yeah, 10-year-old, man.

01:13:55.000 That's disgusting, man.

01:13:56.000 You got to wait like two years.

01:13:59.000 No, I've seen you sniff 10-year-olds.

01:14:01.000 Yeah, you're going to sniff.

01:14:02.000 I've seen you sniff six-year-olds.

01:14:04.000 It's not a joke, man.

01:14:05.000 You could sniff them all you want.

01:14:08.000 All right?

01:14:09.000 But you can't do nothing to them until later.

01:14:13.000 I get it.

01:14:14.000 Look, but don't touch.

01:14:16.000 You'd sniff.

01:14:17.000 Sniff. 0.99

01:14:17.000 But don't touch. 0.99

01:14:18.000 But touch a little bit.

01:14:19.000 But don't sniff.

01:14:22.000 Terrible.

01:14:23.000 Go to 3-2.

01:14:24.000 So a 10-year-old got pregnant, had to travel to Indiana.

01:14:28.000 Okay.

01:14:29.000 If a 10-year-old is pregnant, there was sexual assault.

01:14:31.000 There was rape.

01:14:32.000 There's no consent with 10-year-olds.

01:14:34.000 And a doctor is legally obligated to report all child abuse.

01:14:38.000 That law still exists.

01:14:39.000 Who knows for how long under this fucking pedo president?

01:14:42.000 That's a good name for this episode.

01:14:45.000 And for the lawyers.

01:14:46.000 Get to work.

01:14:51.000 Biden phases doubt over a story of 10-year-old.

01:14:53.000 Yeah, there was no rape of a 10-year-old listed.

01:14:59.000 There was no arrests for this.

01:15:01.000 So why are there no arrests if a 10-year-old was pregnant?

01:15:04.000 Because she's made up.

01:15:06.000 Joe just fucking made it up.

01:15:08.000 It's a one-source story by a doctor who's also, coincidentally, a pro-abortion activist.

01:15:13.000 You don't say.

01:15:17.000 Anyway, it's all a distraction for this.

01:15:20.000 Go to 3-3.

01:15:26.000 Biden used it.

01:15:27.000 This is from a baby monster, actually.

01:15:28.000 I have a great research team.

01:15:30.000 Biden used the pretense of opening up our historic U.S. strategic emergency petroleum reserves in order to lower domestic fuel prices for all Americans.

01:15:39.000 That sounds good, right?

01:15:40.000 We have all these oil reserves.

01:15:43.000 Turns out this ghoul has been selling our emergency reserves, which Trump topped off before leaving office, to their highest levels ever, 680 million barrels.

01:15:55.000 And he's been selling them to China and India.

01:15:59.000 Now it's at the lowest level in U.S. history.

01:16:02.000 Why isn't this being investigated by Congress?

01:16:04.000 It's an impeachable offense.

01:16:06.000 Yet the January 6th distraction and Ukraine and Putin flood our headlines.

01:16:15.000 Yeah, the January 6th, apparently tomorrow they're going to release a neutron bomb.

01:16:21.000 Oh my God, what will it be?

01:16:24.000 It won't be Hunter Biden's laptop.

01:16:26.000 It won't be the banking violations.

01:16:28.000 And it won't be the fact that while we were all being murdered at the pump, I'm paying $100.

01:16:34.000 I'm rich, but I'm cheap.

01:16:36.000 What are you paying?

01:16:37.000 You guys with your huge fucking Ford GMC trucks, you must be paying like 300 bucks.

01:16:44.000 And while that's going on, he takes our oil reserves and sells them to our enemies.

01:16:50.000 Well, India's not really our enemy.

01:16:51.000 There's two below us.

01:16:52.000 But our enemies are China and our third world shit stains are India. 1.00

01:16:58.000 $700 billion and a trillion three hundred billion dollars.

01:17:04.000 Yeah.

01:17:05.000 And what are we supposed to do when all this happens?

01:17:07.000 We're supposed to salute him.

01:17:14.000 Salute your shorts, man.

01:17:16.000 Okay, maybe you should have done the Joe Biden while this was loading.

01:17:24.000 I can't hear shit.

01:17:31.000 The war has pushed prices up.

01:17:33.000 They could go as high as $200 a barrel.

01:17:35.000 $39.

01:17:36.000 I think.

01:17:36.000 How long is it fair to expect American drivers and drivers around the world to pay that premium for this war?

01:17:43.000 As long as it takes, Russia cannot, in fact, defeat Ukraine and move beyond Ukraine. 0.66

01:17:51.000 This is a critical, critical position for the world.

01:17:53.000 Here we are.

01:17:55.000 Why do we have NATO?

01:17:57.000 I've never been more optimistic in my life.

01:17:59.000 Turn on the TV.

01:18:00.000 Look at the ads.

01:18:00.000 When's the last time you saw biracial couples on TV?

01:18:03.000 When's the last time you saw the way people products?

01:18:07.000 They do ads to sell products.

01:18:09.000 And they sell products with people.

01:18:11.000 They appeal to people.

01:18:20.000 The guy's pretty good, huh?

01:18:24.000 Sprinkled.

01:18:24.000 A little too much black at the end there.

01:18:26.000 I don't mean the commercial.

01:18:29.000 Well, luckily, our new press secretary, who was hired by her own merit, because she happens to be a queer lesbian immigrant woman of color. 1.00

01:18:40.000 No.

01:18:40.000 A queer immigrant, gay woman, black.

01:18:46.000 Five things.

01:18:47.000 Wow.

01:18:47.000 I used to say it was four.

01:18:48.000 It's actually five things.

01:18:49.000 A woman is a thing. 1.00

01:18:51.000 And she has halitosis. 0.75

01:18:55.000 She's been explaining all of this and confronting these problems head-on, which is refreshing to see.

01:19:05.000 Take it away.

01:19:06.000 You guys are always excited to hear what I got to say.

01:19:10.000 I don't have anything to preview for you at this time.

01:19:12.000 I don't have anything to share right now, so I'm not going to get ahead of the president on that.

01:19:16.000 I don't have anything to share on that either.

01:19:18.000 But I don't have any updates on that.

01:19:22.000 As soon as we have something, we will share that.

01:19:24.000 Can't speak to anything more besides, you know, please refresh some specific things.

01:19:30.000 So look, again, I don't have anything to preview or announce at this time.

01:19:34.000 I just don't have anything to read out.

01:19:35.000 I can't speak to that from here.

01:19:36.000 I'm not going to get ahead of the president.

01:19:38.000 I actually don't have anything for you.

01:19:40.000 I'm not going to get ahead of the president's decision.

01:19:43.000 I'm not going to speak to it.

01:19:44.000 I don't have anything for you at this time.

01:19:46.000 I don't have anything for you to preview.

01:19:48.000 I don't have anything to share with you.

01:19:50.000 I don't have anything else to read out.

01:19:51.000 And I just don't have anything to share at this time.

01:19:54.000 I don't have anything to share.

01:19:56.000 I'm not going to negotiate from here.

01:19:57.000 I'm not going to give a deadline from here.

01:19:59.000 I don't have an executive order, executive action to speak to.

01:20:03.000 So we don't have any calls.

01:20:06.000 I don't have more to share.

01:20:08.000 I don't have anything for you to preview.

01:20:09.000 I just don't have anything for you to share.

01:20:12.000 I don't have a call to preview for you.

01:20:14.000 We just don't have to.

01:20:15.000 Have you noticed there's only about three dresses here?

01:20:17.000 So these are three conferences.

01:20:20.000 She said 15 times at each one.

01:20:29.000 I'm not going to go on to litma tests.

01:20:31.000 Affirmative action works.

01:20:32.000 Don't have anything to share.

01:20:33.000 Three dead after a drinking game of.

01:20:37.000 I cannot speak to any discussions that are happening.

01:20:42.000 I don't have anything to preview for you at this time.

01:20:44.000 I just cannot speak to that from here.

01:20:46.000 I just don't have anything to say.

01:20:48.000 I'm not going to get ahead of what these actions are going to be.

01:20:52.000 We just don't have anything to share.

01:20:54.000 Jesus.

01:20:54.000 It goes on.

01:20:55.000 It's a 14-minute long video.

01:20:57.000 Is it 14 minutes, two minutes?

01:21:00.000 Let's jump to the Proud Boys before we get to the mailbag.

01:21:03.000 A lot of shit going on.

01:21:04.000 A lot of racial shit this year.

01:21:06.000 A lot of racial shit.

01:21:08.000 Stand back.

01:21:09.000 Stand by.

01:21:15.000 Somebody's got to do something about Antifa and the left.

01:21:18.000 Antifa is an idea, not an organization.

01:21:20.000 You got it, not political.

01:21:27.000 Stand back.

01:21:28.000 Stand by.

01:21:29.000 Stand by.

01:21:30.000 Stand by.

01:21:31.000 Okay, so here's the plan with the January 6th Committee.

01:21:35.000 I need to make sure that the Oath Keepers and the Proud Boys planned to take over the government in a seditious conspiracy. 0.93

01:21:44.000 Not so much take over the government, but that's not going to work.

01:21:47.000 But let me try to at least say they were trying to prevent Biden from becoming president.

01:21:53.000 Stop the process, at least delay it.

01:21:56.000 And that's terrorism.

01:21:58.000 And you planned it, so it's seditious conspiracy.

01:22:00.000 Okay, so that's only the beginning, though.

01:22:02.000 Now I've proven that there was this militia that was trying to mess with democracy.

01:22:07.000 Now I have to pin Giuliani to them and Steve Bannon.

01:22:12.000 And once I establish that, then I can pin Trump to them.

01:22:17.000 I'm still not done.

01:22:18.000 Now Trump is a terrorist because he had this whole plan with this army.

01:22:23.000 And now he can't run again in 2024.

01:22:26.000 That's what this is all about.

01:22:28.000 And the dots connecting all of this are thinner than a spider web's pubes.

01:22:35.000 Oh, off fence, but it sounds like some fucking commie, gobbledy gook. 1.00

01:22:41.000 One of them was, do you remember this last year?

01:22:43.000 Alan Froyer put up an article.

01:22:46.000 He's the Proud Boy Stalker.

01:22:47.000 And by the way, his motive is totally different.

01:22:49.000 His motive is feminism ruined his marriage.

01:22:52.000 So instead of lashing out of feminism and becoming more macho, he now hates anything macho.

01:22:58.000 Like his N-word, the worst thing you can say to him is manly men.

01:23:02.000 Like he hates wrestling, he hates weightlifting.

01:23:05.000 Anything that involves any kind of testosterone gives him nightmares.

01:23:08.000 His N-word is nanly men.

01:23:10.000 Yeah.

01:23:13.000 But he put out a thing last year that was apparently leaked from some lawyer that said Ryan Samuels, when he was talking to Joe Biden, he said, now, I heard through people that what Ryan Samuels said to Joe Biggs, sorry, Joe Biden,

01:23:28.000 to Joe Biggs was, hey, man, I know you.

01:23:30.000 You're the InfoWars guy.

01:23:31.000 I know you're from InfoWars.

01:23:33.000 All right?

01:23:33.000 This is what the New York Times says really went on.

01:23:36.000 And I think the Gen 6 committee is running with this.

01:23:38.000 They may drop it tomorrow, even though it's been out for a year.

01:23:41.000 And no one goes near it because it's fucking ridiculous.

01:23:45.000 He said, go storm the Capitol, Ryan.

01:23:48.000 And Ryan went, what?

01:23:49.000 I don't want to do that.

01:23:50.000 He goes, what, are you a pussy? 1.00

01:23:52.000 And he goes, I guess so.

01:23:53.000 And then he goes, and shows him a gun.

01:23:57.000 In other words, I'll kill you if you don't storm the Capitol.

01:24:03.000 It's a shitty movie.

01:24:05.000 The January 6th Committee has written a shitty movie.

01:24:08.000 And retards on the left are falling for it. 1.00

01:24:12.000 Samsel.

01:24:14.000 Sorry, it's Samsel.

01:24:16.000 Yeah, that's the incident.

01:24:17.000 So right there, allegedly Joe Biggs is like, go fucking kill everyone.

01:24:23.000 I mean, start a revolution, or I'll kill you.

01:24:26.000 And I got my orders from Trump, so he can't run again.

01:24:30.000 Like that flag in the background, that sums up Jan 6.

01:24:34.000 It was hubris.

01:24:36.000 People overdid it.

01:24:38.000 And here's an interesting thing I think we should start getting into.

01:24:41.000 Yes, there may have been some FBI involvement.

01:24:44.000 Yes, Antifa were there.

01:24:46.000 Yes, John Sullivan was the one who's Antifa, was the one who said, go in there, Ashley Babbitt.

01:24:52.000 Let's maintain our own facility.

01:24:55.000 Is that the word I'm looking for?

01:24:56.000 Faculty?

01:24:57.000 I always fuck up that word.

01:24:59.000 People did storm the Capitol.

01:25:01.000 That happened.

01:25:03.000 You could even show the cops going like this.

01:25:05.000 I think that's a rut to get into.

01:25:07.000 My angle has always been it was stupid, but it's not a big deal.

01:25:11.000 To say that it was, you know, people in disguise and all that stuff, and I think the Ray Eps rabbit hole is a waste of time.

01:25:20.000 I think, as I said, like, how about time served?

01:25:24.000 That's pretty, that's more than fair.

01:25:26.000 They've been in solitary confinement.

01:25:28.000 They should just drop this now.

01:25:30.000 But anyway, there, there he is.

01:25:31.000 That's John Solomon.

01:25:33.000 I got my camera on my shoulder.

01:25:34.000 I wouldn't be able to do that.

01:25:36.000 It's just not possible.

01:25:37.000 So, were you?

01:25:38.000 Yeah, give me a screen.

01:25:41.000 Were you at the Capitol?

01:25:42.000 I'm on the phone.

01:25:43.000 We gotta fucking...

01:25:44.000 We gotta fucking rip Trump out of that office right over there.

01:25:47.000 Fucking pull him out that shit.

01:25:48.000 Are you BLM?

01:25:51.000 Are you Black Lives Matter?

01:25:53.000 So anyway, go to this article that came out today.

01:25:55.000 Everyone's talking about Jan 6.

01:25:59.000 There was an FBI informant who was in the Kansas City Prowboys.

01:26:05.000 Now, as far as this Jan 6 thing goes, I think there's basically two.

01:26:11.000 Well, actually, she explains this.

01:26:12.000 By the way, look up Kara Castranova.

01:26:16.000 She's like a 40-year-old ex-boxer who's part Asian.

01:26:20.000 And God forbid anything should happen to my wife, like in a plane crash or something. 0.97

01:26:25.000 But it's good to know that I have a plan B if my wife accidentally falls down the stairs. 1.00

01:26:34.000 Whoops.

01:26:38.000 Is that her?

01:26:39.000 I don't think that's her, dude.

01:26:41.000 Kara Castranova?

01:26:43.000 Castranova?

01:26:44.000 Yeah.

01:26:45.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:26:46.000 Oh, that's her?

01:26:48.000 Oh, these are all old pictures.

01:26:49.000 She's pretty. 0.99

01:26:50.000 She's, you know, she's got laugh lines now.

01:26:54.000 She's a real joizy girl. 0.99

01:26:55.000 Oh.

01:26:56.000 Like, I was talking to her on the phone, and she was like, yeah, and then, you know, they're talking about when the cops removed the barbers, barrels.

01:27:03.000 And I'm like, what are barrels?

01:27:04.000 What barrels were there?

01:27:05.000 Barrels of oil?

01:27:06.000 No, baby.

01:27:07.000 Like, you know when an accent is so bad, it's a new word?

01:27:10.000 Balials. 1.00

01:27:11.000 Babbers. 0.98

01:27:12.000 Babius.

01:27:12.000 Baby.

01:27:13.000 Belials. 1.00

01:27:14.000 Yeah, that's more up-to-date pictures.

01:27:18.000 I like women that are closer to my age now. 1.00

01:27:22.000 Like Natasha Legaro.

01:27:24.000 I like her better now than I did when she was young.

01:27:26.000 Benjamin Buttons babes.

01:27:31.000 What a fucking fox.

01:27:35.000 Okay, maybe take it easy with the makeup there.

01:27:38.000 Jesus Christ.

01:27:42.000 Anyway, soldiers dead for no reason.

01:27:45.000 Go back to the article.

01:27:47.000 Oh, yeah, I wanted to find out.

01:27:49.000 Go down a bit.

01:27:50.000 Pregnant woman. 0.99

01:28:01.000 Keep going down.

01:28:03.000 Stop, stop.

01:28:04.000 We're not.

01:28:06.000 Look up pregnant. 1.00

01:28:10.000 There we go.

01:28:10.000 Okay, so a total of six people, including a woman who was pregnant at the time, are being charged with conspiracy, obstruction of an official proceeding, and aiding in abetting.

01:28:24.000 This carries a maximum 20-year penalty.

01:28:27.000 Obstruction of law enforcement during civil disorder and aiding and abetting, threatening a federal officer, entering and remaining in a restricted building or grounds carrying a deadly dangerous weapon.

01:28:36.000 So there's like, there's the, the Kansas City guys is one trial, and then the Enrique with the, with Ethan Nordine and Joe Biggs is another one.

01:28:44.000 God, imagine a woman with kids getting 20 years. 1.00

01:28:48.000 That's like 10 times as bad as just a normal person going to jail.

01:28:55.000 That literally made me dizzy.

01:28:57.000 Wait, go to the back.

01:28:58.000 That's what I was looking for.

01:28:59.000 For background, go down a bit.

01:29:01.000 There are currently two existing Proud Boy group indictments.

01:29:04.000 The seditious conspiracy one involving Enrique Tario and the other leaders, and the Kansas City Proud Boy indictment involving the group that the FBI informant infiltrated.

01:29:12.000 Okay, so this doesn't pertain to the first one.

01:29:14.000 It pertains just to the Kansas City one, but.

01:29:17.000 The Kansas City informant told his handlers at the FBI that the Kansas City Proud Boy group he was infiltrating and accompanying the Capitol were not involved, nor did they inspire the breaking of the barriers at the Capitol building.

01:29:28.000 They were just doing it as a herd mentality, and it was not organized.

01:29:31.000 The crowd was shouting, stop the vote, as they made their way into the Capitol building.

01:29:35.000 But go back to this.

01:29:36.000 Find the FBI text.

01:29:38.000 In that one, right?

01:29:40.000 What?

01:29:41.000 In this same article?

01:29:42.000 No, no, no.

01:29:42.000 Go down.

01:29:44.000 There's a screen grab of a text.

01:29:49.000 Yeah, there it is.

01:29:50.000 So that's the FBI informant.

01:29:51.000 It's January 6th.

01:29:52.000 PB did not do it, nor Inspire.

01:29:54.000 The crowd did, as a herd mentality, not organized.

01:29:57.000 Then the FBI goes, copy.

01:29:59.000 And then this is fucking crazy to me.

01:30:01.000 Nobody here knows what you're referring to.

01:30:03.000 What happened?

01:30:05.000 It's January 6th.

01:30:08.000 Did anyone in the fucking world not know what was going down on January 6th?

01:30:14.000 12.05 p.m.

01:30:16.000 What's going on?

01:30:17.000 I don't know.

01:30:18.000 You're in the FBI.

01:30:19.000 There's an informant who's been telling you he's on his way to D.C. And then the informant has to tell him barriers down at Capitol Building.

01:30:27.000 Crowds search for it.

01:30:28.000 Almost do the building now.

01:30:29.000 What happened?

01:30:31.000 Is that to somehow get it on the record?

01:30:35.000 No.

01:30:36.000 It's in Company.

01:30:36.000 Company's the only way.

01:30:38.000 It's someone who wasn't even paying attention.

01:30:40.000 It was a Saturday, right?

01:30:41.000 He's probably like fucking watching football.

01:30:47.000 3-7 is the Ryan Samuels thing from last year.

01:30:51.000 Samsel.

01:30:53.000 Samuels.

01:30:54.000 Samsul, sorry.

01:30:58.000 We already covered that.

01:31:00.000 And then there's some, like, if you see Proud Boys and you see white nationalists and you guys care about the club or are affiliated with the club or in the club, bombard these newspapers, the editors and the writers with notes saying,

01:31:16.000 what are you talking about, you fool? 0.98

01:31:19.000 It's a multiracial club.

01:31:20.000 It's not a white nationalist club.

01:31:22.000 Do your research, you amateurs.

01:31:24.000 They're going to sue you.

01:31:26.000 Click on this one.

01:31:27.000 3-9, 3-8.

01:31:31.000 Like, he puts it in his subhead.

01:31:34.000 What the fuck's going on, dude?

01:31:37.000 The white nationalist organization's co-opting of the signature Texas gas station chains mascot is the latest example of hatejacking undertaken by American hate groups.

01:31:47.000 Now, it's hard to argue when someone calls you a hate group, especially when you hate guys like Michael Munry.

01:31:56.000 But white nationalists, that's a very specific thing.

01:32:00.000 They're not blacks in white nationalist groups.

01:32:03.000 So Cron, the editors at Cron and this guy, Michael Murnie, leave them a note.

01:32:09.000 We need to keep bombarding these people with the truth and at least make it a headache to lie.

01:32:17.000 There was this to Andy Campbell.

01:32:22.000 If I was an opinion page editor, I simply would not publish a PR for a fascist street gang written by the wife of a proud boy.

01:32:35.000 When I think about proud boys, I think of fathers, business owners, and veterans.

01:32:40.000 Look how mad he is.

01:32:45.000 Wait, wait, go back up a bit.

01:32:48.000 No, no, not that far.

01:32:49.000 I don't have the time or desire to talk about this unhinged take today, but I did write a book about it.

01:32:53.000 Please check it out.

01:32:54.000 Go back up, though.

01:32:56.000 So she's the wife of a Prowboy. 1.00

01:32:58.000 Attacking Proboys is a disservice to caring school parents.

01:33:02.000 How did he know that it was a wife?

01:33:06.000 These fathers have spoken at many school board meetings.

01:33:08.000 They are concerned about the direction that their local schools are heading in, and I commend them for coming to school board meetings.

01:33:14.000 You know, I talked to that Palladino chick. 1.00

01:33:17.000 We talked about this already, right?

01:33:18.000 She said she's not giving funding.

01:33:19.000 She's going to cut funding to schools that have Drag Queen Story Hour. 1.00

01:33:22.000 Yep.

01:33:23.000 All right, and finally, on the subject, 3.9, nagging A shirt company for making funny shirts.

01:33:32.000 It's funny how they make such a fun group so sinister.

01:33:36.000 It looks like Brandon Revering's Probably hate merch site was dropped by its domain registrar.

01:33:40.000 But there's more work to do.

01:33:42.000 Yeah, that's work.

01:33:43.000 You really know what hard work is.

01:33:45.000 I guess you're working class, right?

01:33:47.000 If you fucking stalk t-shirt sellers online, that's a hard day's work.

01:33:51.000 What do you wear?

01:33:52.000 Carhartts?

01:33:53.000 When you do that?

01:33:54.000 You drive a fucking Ford truck?

01:33:56.000 After a hard day of nagging businesses, I like a Coors Light.

01:34:01.000 Please keep the pressure up on Porkbun to remove all the Prowboy sites they host, which are used for recruitment and weapons sales. 0.99

01:34:08.000 Oh, really?

01:34:10.000 Porkbun, blah, blah, blah, makes products.

01:34:13.000 And look at, it's funny because they're being complete faggots. 1.00

01:34:16.000 And look at the shirts that Prowboys are selling.

01:34:18.000 Don't be a faggot. 1.00

01:34:20.000 I'm not brown.

01:34:21.000 I'm a proud redskin.

01:34:23.000 Satan loves fags. 1.00

01:34:27.000 Stop faggot hate. 1.00

01:34:30.000 Those are all hilarious, by the way.

01:34:32.000 Today's International Day Against Homophobia, Transforming Belgium.

01:34:35.000 Meanwhile, these fucking broads are Zeke Heiling. 1.00

01:34:38.000 Yeah, why are they Zeke Heiling?

01:34:40.000 Go to the next one?

01:34:42.000 Yeah.

01:34:43.000 Those are great.

01:34:46.000 What is an American Indian shirt, is it not?

01:34:49.000 All right, let's get to the mailbag.

01:34:50.000 We're way over time today.

01:34:53.000 As usual.

01:34:55.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.

01:35:00.000 Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.

01:35:06.000 Let me touch it.

01:35:08.000 You want to do a little house cleaning real quick with this women's... 1.00

01:35:11.000 This is from a while ago, but here's a couple of articles about kids beating women.

01:35:19.000 Under 15 boys squad beating US blah blah.

01:35:22.000 Here's another one.

01:35:23.000 The hockey team.

01:35:24.000 They were beat by high school boys.

01:35:26.000 There's a soccer team.

01:35:27.000 Some people think it's funny that the USA women's national team were apparently beaten by U-15 boys.

01:35:32.000 Apparently.

01:35:33.000 Yeah.

01:35:33.000 And of course he doesn't put his name on it.

01:35:35.000 He doesn't say how it's not funny either.

01:35:37.000 He's just like, look, people tweeted about it.

01:35:39.000 Apparently it's funny.

01:35:40.000 Yes.

01:35:41.000 Under 15.

01:35:43.000 Australian's national soccer team lost.

01:35:46.000 Wait, 7-0.

01:35:48.000 It doesn't even score that high soccer usually.

01:35:51.000 Rapinoe, they were beaten.

01:35:54.000 It's pretty hard.

01:35:54.000 Okay, we got it.

01:35:55.000 So this is called Bitches Be Stabbin'. 1.00

01:35:58.000 Turns out the bad intel was good intel after all.

01:36:01.000 This is a very update-y episode.

01:36:03.000 About the boat.

01:36:04.000 That's what I like about this episode and all these baby monsters.

01:36:06.000 When I make a mistake, we get to correct the record.

01:36:12.000 And the truth keeps getting improved and becoming more and more accurate.

01:36:17.000 Probably Ancient Chinese Secret Probably Ancient Chinese Secret by now. 0.75

01:36:22.000 But Ship Lady was trying to stab our badass Bodega man as he expertly dispatched her man to the great Wakanda in the sky. 1.00

01:36:30.000 Oh, good.

01:36:32.000 So I don't have to call 10 people and say he wasn't stabbed.

01:36:36.000 I didn't see it in the clip where...

01:36:38.000 I think she stabbed him earlier.

01:36:40.000 In fact, she may have led to him pulling out a knife because he's like, I'm getting fucking stabbed here.

01:36:47.000 She saved his life in a way.

01:36:48.000 She primed him.

01:36:52.000 Whoa.

01:36:53.000 That's unseen.

01:36:54.000 That's before.

01:36:55.000 Never before seen on the show.

01:36:57.000 You see that?

01:36:59.000 Oh, you're so slow.

01:37:02.000 I've already watched the video.

01:37:05.000 So the fight's going on there.

01:37:06.000 Oh, so this is...

01:37:08.000 She's stabbing him after the fact, so she didn't start it.

01:37:11.000 Yeah, she's cutting his arm right there. 1.00

01:37:16.000 Holding a drink, too.

01:37:18.000 Yeah, you don't want to put down your drink if you're stabbing someone.

01:37:22.000 Oh, I think she dropped it there and started stabbing him. 0.98

01:37:27.000 What have you done, you stupid bitch? 1.00

01:37:29.000 You got your man killed over chicks. 0.97

01:37:33.000 What a fucking piece of garbage.

01:37:39.000 He's got to worry about the family.

01:37:46.000 Tucker Smoke Show?

01:37:48.000 This is a Dutch chick.

01:37:50.000 Wow, they really...

01:37:50.000 I think that's where the babe factory is.

01:37:54.000 1002, 1000, 3, 1000, 4, 1000.

01:37:58.000 This is an ad.

01:38:00.000 I didn't get an ad.

01:38:02.000 What exactly is this about and what do you think that it means?

01:38:07.000 Well, very simple, Tucker.

01:38:08.000 What this is about is the Dutch government stealing our farmers' land.

01:38:12.000 And they're doing this under the guise of a made-up nitrogen crisis.

01:38:17.000 And that is basically going to put most of these farmers completely out of business.

01:38:22.000 And thankfully, the Dutch farmers aren't having it. 1.00

01:38:25.000 So they're going out in the streets, they're blocking distribution centers, they've blocked the high roads, they are fighting back.

01:38:32.000 And they're ready to do so.

01:38:34.000 This is their life's work.

01:38:36.000 They're really at their wits' end.

01:38:37.000 They're devastated by what the government is doing.

01:38:40.000 And well, it's very clear that the government is not doing this because of a nitrogen crisis.

01:38:46.000 They're doing this because they want these farmers' land and they want it to house new immigrants. 1.00

01:38:52.000 They also want it because the farmers are obviously standing in their way of the great reset plans that they have for us.

01:38:59.000 So yeah, farmers are hardworking, God-fearing, and especially self-sufficient people that are just standing in the way of their globalist agenda.

01:39:08.000 And it's driving a lot of these farmers even to something like suicide.

01:39:13.000 So really, there's only one term that we can use for the things that our government under Premier Mark Rutte is doing right now, and that is communism.

01:39:23.000 All right, great.

01:39:24.000 We've already covered that.

01:39:25.000 What's the Scottish guy saying?

01:39:33.000 Where will you be tomorrow?

01:39:39.000 Something for fuck's sake.

01:39:44.000 Will you be on Facebook?

01:39:46.000 Will you be on something street?

01:39:48.000 Facebook?

01:40:00.000 I think for fuck's sake.

01:40:02.000 I'll slap you down, man.

01:40:44.000 Swear to God.

01:40:49.000 I'm gonna end your fucking life, mate.

01:40:58.000 I'm gonna start incorporating into my rants.

01:41:01.000 It's good little garnish.

01:41:04.000 I swear to God, I'm gonna fucking kill.

01:41:07.000 Yeah, that's my dad does that, too.

01:41:08.000 I think you do that.

01:41:09.000 Oh, you're making me.

01:41:11.000 I don't think you notice, but you do it.

01:41:13.000 Oh.

01:41:18.000 I swear to God, me.

01:41:21.000 Chile going to hell. 1.00

01:41:23.000 This one's pretty fucking long.

01:41:26.000 Let's see how long we can take.

01:41:28.000 Hey, Gavmeister and Catcher in the Rye Guy.

01:41:32.000 I want to turn your attention to Chile.

01:41:34.000 Once heralded by you and the World Bank, the UN, Friedman, Margaret Thatcher, etc., as an economic miracle caused by free market capitalism, it is now going to hell in a handbasket due to the communist propaganda machine working overtime.

01:41:47.000 And if you recall, it was run by a dictator.

01:41:50.000 He was very mean.

01:41:50.000 We like to joke and say helicopter rides for communists, because Pinochet, who ran, he was pretty darn tyrannical.

01:41:56.000 But the one good thing about him was he consulted Milton Friedman and said, how should I run the economy?

01:42:03.000 And Friedman said, it's very simple.

01:42:05.000 Get out the way. 0.98

01:42:07.000 Move, bitch. 1.00

01:42:08.000 Let the free market handle everything.

01:42:10.000 Privatize as much as you can.

01:42:12.000 And don't tolerate communism.

01:42:15.000 It's anti-God.

01:42:17.000 Don't play God.

01:42:18.000 And he did, and they thrived.

01:42:21.000 But not anymore.

01:42:22.000 The communist takeover of Chile will sound suspiciously familiar to you and vindicates anyone who claims that woke culture equals Marxism.

01:42:29.000 If anyone ever doubts that racial division dialectics are being used to bring about literal communism in the U.S., point them to Chile.

01:42:37.000 Tell me if this sounds familiar.

01:42:39.000 First, the socialist president, Bachelet, filled Chile with immigrants. 0.96

01:42:44.000 Oh, just like we're doing in the Netherlands.

01:42:47.000 Venezuelans, Cubans, Colombians, and motherfucking Haitians, literal leprosy made a resurgence in Chile, he puts in brackets after the Haitians. 0.91

01:42:55.000 Once wages began to stagnate in the summer of 2019, we had a massive surge in protests and looting.

01:43:00.000 Over 4,000 injuries and 30 deaths.

01:43:03.000 That's about what we had, too.

01:43:05.000 They burned buses, supermarkets, office buildings.

01:43:07.000 The protests were so relentless that Bachelet's successor, Pinera, declared martial law.

01:43:13.000 The communist propaganda machine then began a rumor that about 400 protesters had lost an eye from police rubber bullets.

01:43:20.000 Another rumor that Chilean police were systematically raping women.

01:43:24.000 So who starts this?

01:43:27.000 The successor.

01:43:28.000 I see.

01:43:28.000 The Chilean leftists took up a cause to rename parks.

01:43:32.000 They toppled statues.

01:43:35.000 Even though Chile has never had anything remotely resembling the American Civil War, yet Chileans toppled statues and renamed parks.

01:43:42.000 The Chilean left also bought indigenous Chileans, brought indigenous Chileans to the forefront as the victims of racism and in need of reparations, which makes as much sense as going to Albuquerque and telling them they're racist against Navajo Indians. 0.63

01:43:55.000 In other words, how the hell can Chileans be racist against indigenous people if all Chileans are half indigenous?

01:44:02.000 The result of this series of protests was that President Panera put a rewriting of the Chilean constitution up for a vote, and it passed.

01:44:10.000 Suddenly, you saw everyday Chileans who had never even read the Constitution espousing nationalizing our copper exports while maintaining that rewriting the Constitution was a cross-party issue and not the communist agenda.

01:44:23.000 Well, the committee to rewrite the Constitution was overwhelmingly leftist and had minority quotas, so women, gays, and Indian tribes were overrepresented in this committee.

01:44:31.000 And so the draft that they're putting up for a vote is beyond parity.

01:44:34.000 If it passes, Chile is lost forever.

01:44:37.000 Their draft for the new constitution includes completely getting rid of senators, so we have a pure democratic legislative branch.

01:44:42.000 Remember how Democrats say the government and its checks and balances are systematically racist?

01:44:47.000 Same thing.

01:44:48.000 Well, there'll be no more checks and balances in Chilean government.

01:44:51.000 Under this new draft, private property can be expropriated by the government without compensation.

01:44:56.000 Oh, like in the Netherlands?

01:45:00.000 Or what happened in Cuba with Fidel?

01:45:03.000 All legislation must have feminist language, so all our geriatric judges will have to use gender-neutral pronouns. 1.00

01:45:09.000 And all indigenous tribes, even the ones that consist of about a dozen living members, will get full autonomous sovereignty.

01:45:16.000 They will basically be mini-sovereign countries inside Chile.

01:45:19.000 If they don't think a murderer murdered someone, they can just have them go free inside their new country. 0.96

01:45:25.000 Add to this fact that last year, Chile elected into the presidency the equivalent of AOC.

01:45:29.000 President Gabriel Boric is the youngest president in Chilean history, an avowed radical socialist who organized protests as a student and has bragged on television about experimenting with gay sex.

01:45:40.000 One of his first acts as president was to free some of the violent protesters who were put in jail.

01:45:45.000 Polls show the majority of Chileans dislike this radical constitutional draft, which is up for vote September 4th.

01:45:51.000 So unless there's foul play, it'll be rejected and will go again to be redrafted.

01:45:56.000 In summary, we are doomed.

01:45:58.000 I should have been doing this in a Chilean accent.

01:46:01.000 Chile was already emerged with billions in investors and capital.

01:46:04.000 We will soon lose our place as South America's economic leader.

01:46:08.000 And it is all because the communist propaganda machine never stopped working.

01:46:12.000 Even before Pinochet was out of office, the communists were fomenting the narrative of class warfare, taking over Chilean universities and above all, Chilean media.

01:46:22.000 Sound familiar, kids?

01:46:25.000 P.S. If you want an expert on the communist takeover of Chile, there's a guy named Alex Kaiser Who is libertarian, maybe the only Chilean who has ever heard of Thomas Sall, who can tell you all about it?

01:46:35.000 He's kind of a Chilean Ben Shapiro and the only libertarian political pundit.

01:46:39.000 I don't think he's all at Red Pill, but he's against identity politics and open borders.

01:46:43.000 I shouldn't have read that part.

01:46:44.000 That was boring.

01:46:47.000 Wow.

01:46:50.000 I remember hearing talk of Chile about three years ago, and someone there saying, something really big is going down and it's really bad.

01:46:58.000 We're getting our family out.

01:47:01.000 It's great when you can do that.

01:47:03.000 Sometimes you cannot.

01:47:06.000 All right, let's get to the final vid.

01:47:22.000 The word faggot is very funny. 1.00

01:47:24.000 The word is fun.

01:47:27.000 It's a very powerful word, but it's not that funny.

01:47:32.000 Right?

01:47:34.000 Like, Satan loves.

01:47:38.000 Maybe I'm not advanced enough funny-wise.

01:47:40.000 Maybe that was funny in the 70s.

01:47:42.000 But Satan loves faggots. 1.00

01:47:44.000 It's fun.

01:47:44.000 Now, faggots can mean your friend is saying he doesn't want to go out because he's tired, or it can mean a raging homosexual.

01:47:51.000 It can mean a pussy or a gay. 1.00

01:47:53.000 Sometimes it's both.

01:47:55.000 And these guys are driving through Mexico, and the locals have to defend themselves against cartels.

01:48:02.000 So they're local photographers, they're bird watchers, and they're driving through looking for weird birds, and they're on some off-the-beaten trail.

01:48:11.000 And the locals think that might be a cartel that's driving around, scoping them, thinking about taking over that area.

01:48:19.000 So they start fighting back.

01:48:20.000 I mean, it's Mad Max over there.

01:48:22.000 It's a civil war between the cartels and the people, and the government's staying out of it.

01:48:26.000 Because every time they get involved, everyone dies.

01:48:30.000 So let's see how these young, tough American men, hard-working birdwatchers, handle what they think is cartels, but what is not.

01:48:45.000 There's a car coming up on them.

01:48:50.000 Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, no, no, no, please, please, please, please, please, please, please.

01:48:54.000 Please, please, please.

01:48:58.000 Please.

01:49:00.000 New balance is trusting.

01:49:02.000 No, Aspeno, please.

01:49:04.000 We just want...

01:49:05.000 We're just...

01:49:07.000 We're just...

01:49:21.000 Do women even do this? 1.00

01:49:27.000 Oh, wait, two es forgitos?

01:49:30.000 Because yeah, we should.

01:49:31.000 Oh, dos Maricón.

01:49:32.000 Okay.

01:49:33.000 No problemo.

01:49:36.000 I think I'm going to pass down.

01:49:44.000 This is my Instagram page.

01:49:46.000 This was my coming out party.

01:49:50.000 This is me sucking a dick. 0.85

01:49:51.000 We're Marty Cohen.

01:49:53.000 I'm Marty.

01:49:53.000 He's Cohen.

01:49:54.000 Please, please.

01:49:56.000 Please, please.

01:49:57.000 Together we are the Marty Cohens.

01:50:00.000 No problem.

01:50:05.000 Hey.

01:50:06.000 London.

01:50:09.000 Tankilo.

01:50:10.000 Tranquilo.

01:50:12.000 We're going to see Mimadre.

01:50:18.000 He turned fucking complete, Raymundo.

01:50:22.000 Going to see Mimadre.

01:50:25.000 It's okay.

01:50:29.000 Bibliotheca, like the other guy.

01:50:31.000 They definitely both have shit their pants.

01:50:32.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:50:39.000 No problem.

01:50:45.000 What's your name?

01:50:46.000 Aaron.

01:50:47.000 Aaron?

01:50:49.000 This is Logan.

01:50:52.000 Do not name your kids Aaron or Logan ever again.

01:50:55.000 These names were just ruined today.

01:50:57.000 If you've already named your kids, that's fine.

01:50:59.000 Your grandfather didn't.

01:51:00.000 But from here on out, no more Aarons, no more Logan's.

01:51:02.000 Mark the date.

01:51:03.000 The name is Toast.

01:51:04.000 What's your name?

01:51:06.000 Philip.

01:51:08.000 Can I speak English a little?

01:51:10.000 Please don't kill us.

01:51:12.000 Please don't kill us.

01:51:14.000 Please be gay. 1.00

01:51:16.000 Because if that's the date of straight men today, I'm concerned. 0.73

01:51:21.000 Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.

01:51:43.000 Freedom is a hammer.

01:51:45.000 Made forever ring.

01:51:50.000 And the word of it began to spread.

01:51:53.000 It quickened all men's hearts.

01:51:55.000 Too long had tyranny prevailed out of the darkest part.

01:51:59.000 Freedom's ring.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - July 11, 2022

S4E140 - PRESIDENT PEDO

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