Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S4E143

00:00:14.000 From New York, it's get off my lawn with Jeff and McKinney.

00:00:43.000 Hello, folks, and welcome to Get Off My Lawn, starring Gavin McInnes, Ryan Katsu-Rivera, and our newest guest, Linda's here.

00:00:59.000 Hi, Linda.

00:01:02.000 Linda?

00:01:08.000 Hi.

00:01:11.000 Are you not talking?

00:01:13.000 I said, hi.

00:01:14.000 Welcome to the show.

00:01:17.000 Are you going to be a regular guest on this show, or is this just today?

00:01:25.000 I can see.

00:01:30.000 Sounds good.

00:01:32.000 I heard you got caught in the rain this morning.

00:01:35.000 Yes, it was raining frequently this morning.

00:01:40.000 And did your stuff get wet?

00:01:43.000 Some of the things I'm carrying got rained on.

00:01:48.000 I wasn't planning on it.

00:01:50.000 What are you carrying?

00:01:52.000 You have a lot of bric-a-brac with you, documents?

00:01:54.000 Clothing that I could change into and freshen my look.

00:02:01.000 You know, because I might have to go to the restroom and, you know, check myself out in the mirror.

00:02:08.000 Right.

00:02:08.000 Adjust the makeup.

00:02:11.000 Wash my hands.

00:02:12.000 Yep.

00:02:13.000 Soak in the water.

00:02:15.000 Can you sit back down?

00:02:16.000 You get out of frame when you stand up.

00:02:18.000 Let's see your face.

00:02:19.000 Take your hat off.

00:02:20.000 Relax.

00:02:25.000 Stay a while.

00:02:26.000 Can we see one of your bags?

00:02:29.000 I have a bag and a briefcase.

00:02:32.000 And what's in the bag?

00:02:34.000 The bag has a variety of things.

00:02:37.000 Sit down, please.

00:02:38.000 It has a shirt.

00:02:39.000 Can you sit down?

00:02:42.000 It has a shirt, yes?

00:02:45.000 It has a shirt.

00:02:46.000 It has photography.

00:02:49.000 It has an address book.

00:02:52.000 Telephone numbers of friends.

00:02:55.000 Business addresses that potentially I might go to in the future, or I might refer somebody else to the address.

00:03:06.000 It could be for school.

00:03:09.000 I might have to go to a continuing ed class.

00:03:12.000 Some people like script writing.

00:03:17.000 You ever consider that type of continuing?

00:03:21.000 I've written many scripts, yeah.

00:03:22.000 Yes.

00:03:23.000 That would be 10 or more people in the class.

00:03:28.000 Oh, okay.

00:03:29.000 After work, you know, at night.

00:03:33.000 So people might want to consider various subject matter.

00:03:38.000 Belinda, we can't hear you very well with the mask on.

00:03:41.000 They might want to consider various subject matter for script writing.

00:03:46.000 In a class, they could, you know, network with each other.

00:03:51.000 Can you come up with a scenario that would be in a script, maybe like a horror movie?

00:03:55.000 What would be a good plot for a horror movie?

00:03:58.000 What?

00:03:58.000 Do you like comedy?

00:03:59.000 Yeah, I love comedy.

00:04:01.000 Yeah, something that gets people to laugh or lighten up, you know.

00:04:05.000 What about a horror comedy?

00:04:06.000 Yeah, some of these American horror movies are a little sort of bloody and eerie and far out.

00:04:16.000 But sometimes the comedy makes you lighten up.

00:04:19.000 You don't know if it's going to be available when you want it, though, the comedy.

00:04:23.000 I mean, you'd like to think, oh, you know, I'll catch a show.

00:04:26.000 But sometimes they're not always open.

00:04:29.000 You know, like the nightclub or something, you walk by the building, the door is locked, no one's there.

00:04:35.000 And you can't go see a comedy.

00:04:37.000 Right, and you're thinking you can see a show that night.

00:04:39.000 You know, it's a small club.

00:04:41.000 Yeah.

00:04:42.000 I don't see a lot of people fitting in that room.

00:04:44.000 Maybe 20 people or something.

00:04:46.000 And there might be a bar.

00:04:47.000 You can get a drink.

00:04:49.000 But I walk right by and I said, oh, yeah, this is a comedy club.

00:04:53.000 But apparently the door was locked.

00:04:55.000 You couldn't get in.

00:04:56.000 Oh.

00:04:57.000 Yeah.

00:04:58.000 Okay, so that's a fun intro to Linda, what she's all about.

00:05:02.000 She's a local explorer.

00:05:05.000 She's in the city.

00:05:06.000 She's in the Bronx.

00:05:07.000 She's going to comedy clubs.

00:05:10.000 I remember I saw you on Thursday, and you had a series of appointments all over the city, and they were all open-ended.

00:05:16.000 Well, it's various station stops.

00:05:20.000 Various station stops.

00:05:21.000 Yes, on the way to where you have to go.

00:05:23.000 Okay.

00:05:24.000 Might be a show title.

00:05:26.000 Various station stops.

00:05:28.000 Right.

00:05:29.000 Yeah, that's a good idea.

00:05:29.000 You know, like the doors will open, but I didn't buy a ticket for that station because I'm going further south on a train.

00:05:37.000 Yep.

00:05:38.000 So the door will shut, and then I keep moving into the city, like heading into the city more.

00:05:43.000 Yep, yep, yep.

00:05:44.000 You know what I see so much these days?

00:05:46.000 I just took the train the other day.

00:05:48.000 I forget for what.

00:05:50.000 Literally everybody from New Rochelle and on down, they just freely go on the train and they get off when they get yelled at.

00:06:00.000 Like I live above that, but that's when it starts getting a little dicey when you start heading towards the city.

00:06:05.000 Yeah, well, you're near the Bronx.

00:06:07.000 Yeah.

00:06:07.000 You get Fordham and all that.

00:06:09.000 Oh, I went to the city to go see Elvis with Pat Dixon.

00:06:13.000 So I hadn't been on the train in like a while.

00:06:15.000 And there's so many people that the conductor has to yell at and be like, you don't have a ticket.

00:06:19.000 Get off the train.

00:06:21.000 And then they run off.

00:06:22.000 I was.

00:06:23.000 And these people that you're talking about, are they...

00:06:26.000 And they're talking at Elvis.

00:06:29.000 If you can see, Like on a monitor, it said Elvis, and then I kept walking because I had to catch a train.

00:06:34.000 I was on my way somewhere else.

00:06:35.000 Okay, gotcha.

00:06:36.000 It's a movie with very young talent.

00:06:40.000 That's true.

00:06:41.000 Yeah, the guys are very young there.

00:06:43.000 Okay.

00:06:45.000 Ryan, these people that are on the train, are they of a particular ethnicity?

00:06:49.000 I wouldn't say particular because it's pretty diverse.

00:06:51.000 It's Dominican, Puerto Rican, and African American.

00:06:55.000 So that's three different types of people.

00:06:58.000 So that opening song was Toby Nuigui.

00:07:01.000 Round here is a song.

00:07:03.000 Great intro song.

00:07:04.000 A lot of spice.

00:07:05.000 He's from Houston.

00:07:06.000 He's Nigerian.

00:07:09.000 But the first item I want to discuss, I don't know if any of you know this, but pearlfish have been hiding out in the asses of sea cucumbers.

00:07:19.000 This is much to the sea cucumbers' chagrin.

00:07:22.000 No, they don't want fish up their ass.

00:07:25.000 And what they do is they pass water through their anus, and the pearlfish can sense where that is.

00:07:31.000 This is 1-3.

00:07:32.000 And so he'll swim up in there.

00:07:35.000 Now, this has been going on for...

00:07:37.000 Do you mean like an aquarium?

00:07:39.000 Yeah.

00:07:40.000 This has been going on for millions of years, and there he is hiding out in the butthole.

00:07:45.000 And the sea cucumbers don't like it, so they've been developing anal teeth.

00:07:50.000 What?

00:07:51.000 Yeah.

00:07:51.000 They've been evolving with anal teeth to discourage this.

00:07:55.000 Because it's not good when people hide out in your ass.

00:08:01.000 All right.

00:08:01.000 I think we're ready to start the show with that piece of news.

00:08:04.000 Yeah.

00:08:06.000 I think so.

00:08:06.000 Everything good?

00:08:07.000 Yeah.

00:08:07.000 Are you okay there, Linda?

00:08:10.000 Yeah, I like to stand for a minute or a day.

00:08:12.000 That's smart.

00:08:13.000 Why?

00:08:14.000 Because I can't always be secreted.

00:08:17.000 It's good for your circulation, dude.

00:08:18.000 My Apple Watch tells me all the time, it's like, hey, stand up for a second.

00:08:20.000 I'm like, okay.

00:08:21.000 Because most of the time I worked in the middle of the day.

00:08:27.000 What's your job?

00:08:28.000 Well, I freelance whenever I can.

00:08:32.000 You know, I'm moving, but in right now, healthcare has been very, you know, I think about it Monday through Friday.

00:08:45.000 I got you.

00:08:46.000 Okay, let's start the show.

00:08:47.000 Is there anything in particular you'd like to talk about?

00:08:50.000 Yes.

00:08:54.000 Let's start the show.

00:09:00.000 First order of business today is Linda's favorite subject, feminism.

00:09:05.000 Uh-huh.

00:09:07.000 So I guess after doing the start the show intro, we now have to do the feminism intro.

00:09:12.000 Who here identifies as a feminist?

00:09:14.000 We are the storm, the very form of change that the world has been waiting for.

00:09:23.000 Who said I was too pretty to fight?

00:09:28.000 That's toxic masculinity if you don't realize how your behavior is hurtful.

00:09:34.000 I can't remember if we covered this already.

00:09:36.000 Did we cover a Trump saying who's doing the raping, Don?

00:09:39.000 No.

00:09:40.000 Okay, let's go.

00:09:43.000 Yeah, it did.

00:09:44.000 It did.

00:09:46.000 Dud.

00:09:48.000 It dud.

00:09:49.000 It is a dud.

00:09:52.000 So we all know that something like 80% of these legal aliens get raped coming across the border, and it's the coyotes.

00:09:57.000 And it's happened so often that it's almost not rape because it's part of the deal.

00:10:03.000 And these women, they know what's going to happen if they take birth control before they go over.

00:10:07.000 Now, Trump got in trouble because he said they're sending rapists.

00:10:11.000 Nancy Pelosi.

00:10:12.000 Yep.

00:10:13.000 And it turns out it's the coyotes, and it's part of the deal.

00:10:16.000 They take birth control first.

00:10:17.000 They know what's going to happen.

00:10:18.000 The girls can be as young as 12.

00:10:21.000 And this is just the deal.

00:10:22.000 It's part of coming to America.

00:10:24.000 And the left totally avoids this.

00:10:27.000 It was on Huffington Post of all places where this story first broke, and they've since hidden it.

00:10:33.000 And it's very hard to come across this stat.

00:10:35.000 And Don Lamond's defense is, well, it's not really the illegals that are doing it.

00:10:42.000 It's the coyotes.

00:10:44.000 What?

00:10:45.000 Who cares?

00:10:46.000 Who cares what kind of Mexican is doing the raping?

00:10:50.000 Cody.

00:10:52.000 You look at the statistics on rape, on crime, on everything coming in illegally into this country, they're mind-boggling.

00:11:01.000 If you go to Fusion, you will see a story about 80% of the women coming in.

00:11:07.000 I mean, you have to take a look at these stories.

00:11:09.000 And you know who owns Fusion?

00:11:11.000 Univision.

00:11:12.000 It was in the Huffington Post.

00:11:13.000 I said, let me get some of these articles because I've heard some horrible things.

00:11:17.000 I deal a lot of talking with people on the Border Patrols.

00:11:20.000 They're incredible people.

00:11:21.000 I want to get some countries.

00:11:24.000 I want to get some clarification there.

00:11:25.000 But Don, all you have to do is go to Fusion and pick up the stories on rape.

00:11:30.000 And it's unbelievable when you look at what's going on.

00:11:33.000 So all I'm doing is telling the truth.

00:11:36.000 I read the Washington Post.

00:11:37.000 I read the Fusion.

00:11:39.000 I read The Huffington Post.

00:11:40.000 And that's about women being raped.

00:11:43.000 It's not about criminals coming across the border or entering the country.

00:11:48.000 Somebody's doing the raping, Don.

00:11:49.000 I mean, you know, somebody's doing the thing as women being raped.

00:11:54.000 Well, who's doing the raping?

00:11:56.000 That might be a drop.

00:11:58.000 Somebody's doing the raping, Don.

00:12:00.000 It looks like hotel cleaning.

00:12:03.000 What looks like?

00:12:06.000 Oh, yeah, yeah.

00:12:07.000 Well, that's feminism.

00:12:11.000 Let's just do a recap of female cops while we're here.

00:12:15.000 This is a woman.

00:12:16.000 Women should not be cops.

00:12:18.000 I don't know how you feel about that, Linda, but I don't think they're good in combat.

00:12:22.000 It's just not natural.

00:12:23.000 There might be some lesbians who can kick some ass, but for the most part, they're not designed for confrontation.

00:12:30.000 We are.

00:12:31.000 We were being attacked by saber-toothed tigers 300,000 years ago.

00:12:37.000 Maybe 200,000.

00:12:40.000 So we can handle it.

00:12:41.000 Women, they're new to this.

00:12:43.000 And this is a perfect example of that.

00:12:45.000 Look at 1.5.

00:12:52.000 Like, listen to her scream.

00:12:55.000 That's not.

00:12:57.000 What's up?

00:13:03.000 Where's the knife?

00:13:05.000 Okay, I need you to take it out of your pocket and give it to me right now.

00:13:08.000 I need you to take the knife out of your pocket.

00:13:12.000 I need to take the knife out of your pocket.

00:13:25.000 Her partner shot him.

00:13:29.000 Uh-oh, look at his legs.

00:13:33.000 I think he's paralyzed, dude.

00:13:37.000 He's trying to stab this poor woman.

00:13:39.000 And then, we already discussed this on Anthony's show, but I just have to include them in this montage.

00:13:43.000 Remember these girls?

00:13:45.000 Like, look at the size of these oompa loompas.

00:13:49.000 They don't, they're not even as tall as the fucking car.

00:13:53.000 Now, aren't aren't cop cars like four foot five?

00:13:58.000 When you think of like where a car touches your body, right?

00:14:02.000 A cop car, probably like here.

00:14:04.000 Yeah.

00:14:04.000 If you're standing up.

00:14:06.000 So they're below this.

00:14:08.000 They're under five feet tall.

00:14:12.000 And then here's this.

00:14:14.000 Here's the last example.

00:14:15.000 In New York State?

00:14:16.000 That's in New York State, yes.

00:14:18.000 You're talking about a lot of different cultures, and I was thinking to myself, it could be by the airport, a New York State airport.

00:14:28.000 Could be.

00:14:28.000 You get a lot of immigration, a lot of cultures.

00:14:33.000 Yep, great point.

00:14:34.000 Variety of food and people and clothing.

00:14:39.000 That's true.

00:14:41.000 And food.

00:14:42.000 And food, yep.

00:14:43.000 I need a cup of coffee.

00:14:46.000 Yeah, we can get you a cup of coffee.

00:14:47.000 You need a cup of coffee?

00:14:48.000 Yes, they have a lot of coffee shops at the airport.

00:14:51.000 Look what Nita Fashion sent me.

00:14:53.000 Oh, man.

00:14:55.000 A whole case of Mr. Brown.

00:14:58.000 What?

00:15:00.000 Is that coffee?

00:15:01.000 Yeah.

00:15:02.000 Oh, my God.

00:15:03.000 When I lived in Taipei, I lived for this shit.

00:15:06.000 Oh, wow.

00:15:07.000 And on the Chinese TV, you just hear like, Mr. Brown.

00:15:16.000 And it was the only words I understood.

00:15:19.000 Do you want one of these?

00:15:20.000 What is it?

00:15:21.000 It's iced coffee.

00:15:22.000 Oh, it's an iced coffee.

00:15:23.000 Yeah.

00:15:24.000 Oh, okay.

00:15:24.000 Yeah, she's like.

00:15:25.000 She wants some?

00:15:27.000 That's pretty cool.

00:15:28.000 I can't see it from here.

00:15:33.000 Dude, the best thing in the world was cheese fries from my old high school.

00:15:36.000 And when my little cousin went there, I was like, you gotta sneak me some of those cheese fries.

00:15:41.000 Is it American cheese, though?

00:15:42.000 Yeah, it's like that canned, gross, plastic cheese.

00:15:45.000 I loved it.

00:15:46.000 Oh, God, I hate that.

00:15:47.000 I'm banning that shit.

00:15:49.000 It's got sugar in it?

00:15:51.000 Yep.

00:15:51.000 All right.

00:15:53.000 Do you like coffee?

00:15:55.000 Yes.

00:15:57.000 It's a really delicious beverage.

00:16:01.000 Coffee in general.

00:16:02.000 Because if you go to the airport, there could be a variety of like six different food vendors.

00:16:07.000 Oh, hun.

00:16:08.000 If you sit down, we would hear you better, actually, because of the mic.

00:16:12.000 You don't know which food you have.

00:16:13.000 I can't hear you with your mask on.

00:16:15.000 Yeah, so at the airport terminals, they have a variety of food choices, like up to about six different vendors displaying different food.

00:16:27.000 But you really can't, you're moving through so quickly, you don't know what food it is.

00:16:33.000 I don't know what the lady was trying to sell me there.

00:16:35.000 I just kept walking.

00:16:37.000 And where were you going on this airport?

00:16:40.000 I went to the airport.

00:16:41.000 They sell luggage.

00:16:42.000 Yep.

00:16:43.000 You know, like various size luggage.

00:16:47.000 So you just went to the airport for fun?

00:16:49.000 Well, I had to see who was hiring.

00:16:52.000 Oh, I see.

00:16:54.000 Where the flights were going.

00:16:55.000 They went to Paris.

00:16:58.000 You know, at night time, 7 o'clock at night.

00:17:01.000 Like 10 flights going to Paris.

00:17:05.000 Can you put the can on the plexiglass so it doesn't spill?

00:17:09.000 You can bring the plexiglass closer to you.

00:17:15.000 Okay.

00:17:17.000 And then 1-7, this is the last example of a cop freaking the fuck out.

00:17:24.000 So this guy gets in a kerfuffle with the cop.

00:17:27.000 And look at how fast...

00:17:29.000 Look at her.

00:17:30.000 Completely panicking.

00:17:32.000 Bang, bang, bang.

00:17:33.000 Bang, bang, bang.

00:17:34.000 She shot her partner, by the way.

00:17:36.000 No.

00:17:37.000 Yeah, he's alive.

00:17:40.000 Are you like that?

00:17:42.000 But she just has no fucking clue what she's doing.

00:17:45.000 Holy smokes.

00:17:49.000 You ever hear that Sam Hyde thing where he's like, if you get pulled over by a female cop, just you're dead.

00:17:56.000 He's like, wear a bulletproof.

00:17:58.000 Right away.

00:17:58.000 Yeah.

00:17:59.000 If you're going to get pulled over by a female cop, just.

00:18:02.000 Oh, well.

00:18:04.000 Do you ever think about being a cop, Linda?

00:18:08.000 No, I haven't thought about it.

00:18:10.000 It isn't my type of thing.

00:18:12.000 It's a dangerous line of work for anybody around the female cop.

00:18:22.000 Well, what I would do with a female cop, I've always comply with police, but with female cops, I would doubly comply.

00:18:27.000 She's hands up.

00:18:28.000 Please stop.

00:18:29.000 Okay, that police thing is a good segue to today's green screen, which is about how to spot seven ways to spot a Fed.

00:18:38.000 Seven ways to spot a...

00:18:47.000 Come on, everybody!

00:18:52.000 So I don't know if you have ever started a domestic terror group that's banned from New Zealand and Canada, but you tend to attract a lot of feds.

00:19:07.000 So I would like to present to you seven ways to spot a fed.

00:19:12.000 I've noticed these guys hanging around.

00:19:14.000 They used to show up to Proud Boy meetups.

00:19:17.000 They really wanted to do drugs and they really wanted to talk about insurrection-y stuff.

00:19:23.000 Whereas the average topic at a Proud Boy meetup is farts, tits, and would you rather die by being buried alive or drowning?

00:19:36.000 Those kind of interesting subjects.

00:19:39.000 And I'm sorry, Linda?

00:19:40.000 There are no choices there.

00:19:42.000 Yeah, good point.

00:19:45.000 Some Proud Boys think I'm a fed because they've never interrogated me.

00:19:48.000 The feds have interrogated pretty much everyone associated with the club.

00:19:52.000 I think they haven't interrogated me because they know I'm going to lawyer up.

00:19:57.000 The DA Steinglass came by my house once at about...

00:20:02.000 Came by my house.

00:20:03.000 I'm sorry?

00:20:05.000 Okay.

00:20:06.000 Yes, ma'am.

00:20:07.000 Yep.

00:20:08.000 Steinglass, he came by my house once during that, when the Prowboys were on trial for fighting Antifa.

00:20:13.000 And he said he would like to talk just as a friend.

00:20:16.000 You're not in trouble.

00:20:17.000 Oh, cool.

00:20:18.000 Come on in, buddy.

00:20:19.000 And I said, yeah, I'd love to talk.

00:20:21.000 Let me get my lawyer and we'll set up an appointment.

00:20:24.000 Never heard from him again.

00:20:26.000 Anyway, I've had feds come to my local bar, come to my gym, and I'm starting to notice a pattern with these chaps.

00:20:33.000 And it's not just that same military hairdo.

00:20:39.000 So let's get into it, shall we?

00:20:41.000 Number one, they say they're in IT.

00:20:45.000 They always say they're in cybersecurity.

00:20:47.000 I don't know why that is, but I have my theories.

00:20:51.000 I think it's a good job to bullshit about IT because it's hard to find out if someone's lying.

00:20:57.000 I mean, if you say you work with guns or you work in a...

00:21:01.000 I'm sorry?

00:21:02.000 The lie detector test?

00:21:04.000 The lie detector test, sure.

00:21:07.000 If you say you work with cars, or you work in baseball and sports, you're with the MLB.

00:21:13.000 There's a million questions you could be asked.

00:21:15.000 Military is a really tough one to bullshit, right?

00:21:17.000 They say, where did you do your training, all that?

00:21:22.000 What's the motto?

00:21:23.000 What's the birthday of the Marines?

00:21:24.000 You know, all that shit.

00:21:25.000 But it's easy to lie about cybersecurity.

00:21:27.000 And the great thing about that job is if the questions get too intense, you say, I can't talk about it.

00:21:33.000 And the subject gets dropped.

00:21:34.000 So the Fed you are meeting will tell you he's in cybersecurity.

00:21:39.000 Number two, they vanish when shit goes down.

00:21:43.000 They cannot be in any photographs.

00:21:45.000 They can't be in any court papers.

00:21:47.000 They can't be arrested by the police.

00:21:50.000 I'm sorry?

00:21:51.000 Drawings or illustrations.

00:21:54.000 Drawings or illustrations.

00:21:58.000 Are you hearing her, Ryan?

00:22:01.000 Illustrations.

00:22:03.000 Illustrations, Linda wants to.

00:22:05.000 Okay.

00:22:05.000 Yes.

00:22:07.000 I'm not sure how that pertains to what I'm talking about, but whenever there's a fight, they're gone.

00:22:14.000 Like, at the slightest hint of a fight, poof, they cease to be.

00:22:20.000 And I think it's because they can't end up in court.

00:22:22.000 They can't go down to the station.

00:22:23.000 People will be like, hey, Marty, how you doing?

00:22:25.000 I was spying on these guys coming.

00:22:27.000 Oh, it's the secret?

00:22:27.000 Oh, sorry.

00:22:29.000 And I've noticed it's a special type of vanishing, too.

00:22:32.000 Like, they won't vanish when the fists are flying, but even when there's like, what'd you say?

00:22:37.000 No, you said, what did you say?

00:22:39.000 You said that about his son?

00:22:40.000 Are you talking about his kids?

00:22:41.000 What the fuck?

00:22:42.000 Even when those start going, those little almost fights, whoosh, they're gone.

00:22:48.000 And I called one guy out, who was, believe it or not, in IT.

00:22:52.000 And I said, dude, you really disappeared quickly the other night.

00:22:56.000 And he goes, oh, I just didn't want to get into it.

00:22:58.000 And I go, yeah, I think you're a fed.

00:23:00.000 And I never heard from him again.

00:23:02.000 Hmm.

00:23:03.000 That's another vanishing thing they do.

00:23:05.000 That's number three.

00:23:06.000 They vanish when you call them a fed.

00:23:11.000 Yeah, we had this one guy.

00:23:13.000 I was like, you seem like a fed, dude.

00:23:15.000 You're checking off all the boxes.

00:23:17.000 And he goes, what?

00:23:18.000 Then he shows me on his phone that he was falsely accused of rape in college to prove he's not a fed.

00:23:24.000 And the article was available in his little town.

00:23:27.000 It was a local controversy, and he sued the school because he was innocent, blah, blah, blah.

00:23:31.000 And I go, what the fuck?

00:23:32.000 Now you just showed me that you're a fed who was falsely accused of rape in college.

00:23:37.000 You haven't de-fedified yourself.

00:23:39.000 Guess what?

00:23:39.000 Never saw him again.

00:23:42.000 Number four, too much in common.

00:23:46.000 If they know a lot about, and I know you're not the founder of a hate group, but in this era of everyone is a co-conspirator and there's sedition around every corner and this was an insurrection and these people are domestic terrorists,

00:24:01.000 half the country, you're going to come across a Fed.

00:24:04.000 They're everywhere.

00:24:06.000 If you're remotely patriotic, look at Jan 6.

00:24:09.000 Look at that couple in Alaska who were like three hours from Anchorage and they get their doors kicked down because the feds have decided they have Nancy Pelosi's laptop.

00:24:18.000 So this may seem esoteric, but it'll be on your doorstep soon enough.

00:24:22.000 Anyway, yeah, I like Animal House, 80s Punk, and Maker's Mark.

00:24:27.000 Oh, the movie, yes.

00:24:28.000 Very good.

00:24:29.000 Linda likes Animal House too.

00:24:30.000 It's a fraternity, yeah.

00:24:32.000 They have a lot of parties.

00:24:33.000 A lot of parties, yep.

00:24:34.000 Yep.

00:24:36.000 If someone you meet has all that in common, that's not the way it works.

00:24:40.000 Usually when you have something in common with someone, it's like a movie or a booze or a band.

00:24:46.000 Not everything.

00:24:47.000 And this is why they fuck up.

00:24:48.000 Like there was this one guy at our gym.

00:24:50.000 He spoke Quebecois.

00:24:52.000 Okay, that's pretty fucking rare in New York.

00:24:55.000 He had a similar tattoo of mine.

00:24:57.000 I have some like weird Urdu Sanskrit whatever tattoo.

00:25:01.000 He had one that was similar.

00:25:02.000 And he also would wear a shirt that had the Irish flag and said proud.

00:25:06.000 Hmm, you seem like a very proud guy.

00:25:09.000 A t-shirt.

00:25:12.000 So be wary of people that you share tons in common with.

00:25:21.000 Here's a doozy.

00:25:22.000 This always gives away.

00:25:23.000 And by the way, I love when feds are in bars because feds can't hold their liquor and they start fucking up.

00:25:30.000 And this one dude was in IT, believe it or not.

00:25:35.000 And Maddie...

00:25:36.000 Free food samples.

00:25:37.000 Oh, I'm sorry?

00:25:38.000 Free food samples.

00:25:39.000 Say it into the mic.

00:25:41.000 Free food samples.

00:25:43.000 Free food samples.

00:25:45.000 Yep.

00:25:49.000 So Maddie was talking, and this guy knew a fuck ton about crime.

00:25:56.000 Now, I was talking to my son about this.

00:25:57.000 I'm like, you're obsessed with baseball, and I'm Sure, in your day-to-day parlance, there will be baseball metaphors, or this will come up, and you'll say, Yeah, well, that's like when the Yankees choked against the Red Sox in that series in 1998 or whatever.

00:26:14.000 For this guy to know so much about fucking crime and never bring it up is weird.

00:26:22.000 Anyway, Maddie was talking about a cellmate he had who was named Christy Fenari, known as Tick.

00:26:28.000 Christy Tick Fanari.

00:26:30.000 And he had a 100-year sentence.

00:26:33.000 The guy was born in 1924, and this Fed guy goes, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:26:36.000 He was a consigliere with the Locassi family.

00:26:41.000 And Maddie's like, how the fuck?

00:26:43.000 No one knows.

00:26:44.000 This guy was, he got a 100-year sentence.

00:26:46.000 He's a million years old.

00:26:47.000 Uh-oh, someone's calling me.

00:26:48.000 It must be important.

00:26:50.000 Oh.

00:26:52.000 Mercedes.

00:26:55.000 And as soon as we called him out, even Maddie was like, no, no, no, no, no, no.

00:26:59.000 No one knows that much about every fucking criminal.

00:27:02.000 Every criminal Maddie knew, this guy knew the guy's entire history.

00:27:05.000 And I think he blurted it out because we were drinking beers.

00:27:08.000 And he got a little sloppy.

00:27:11.000 Makeup.

00:27:12.000 Makeup, good point.

00:27:14.000 Number six, they don't care about anyone else.

00:27:18.000 This is another thing I've noticed.

00:27:19.000 They're really into you and talking to you and laughing at your jokes.

00:27:23.000 And they've always got really exciting, scintillating stories.

00:27:26.000 And they're familiar with where your uncle lives in Lead Hills, Scotland, and buddy-buddy.

00:27:32.000 And then when two other people show up, you go, oh, well, this super friendly guy is probably going to be friendly to them because he's a friendly guy.

00:27:39.000 He's like a Trump.

00:27:40.000 You know how the way Trump would be like, how's your daughter?

00:27:42.000 Oh, what are you doing?

00:27:43.000 Oh, I heard, did your wife get that cleared up?

00:27:45.000 Does she still have melanoma?

00:27:48.000 Trump's that way with everyone.

00:27:49.000 He genuinely cares about everyone that's around him.

00:27:51.000 Feds care about you because that's their job.

00:27:54.000 But when someone else sits down, they're like, this doesn't benefit me.

00:27:58.000 If anything, I might say the wrong thing and then I'm exposed.

00:28:01.000 So they shut down when other people show up and they just sort of stare at their phone and are quiet until those people leave and then he's back to life.

00:28:09.000 Oh, who put a quarter in you?

00:28:12.000 And number seven, they don't have tattoos.

00:28:15.000 I don't know why.

00:28:16.000 They should probably get some tattoos.

00:28:18.000 But tattoos are pretty normal lower middle class culture.

00:28:23.000 Everyone's got them from people who make $0 to people who make around $50.

00:28:27.000 You don't see them in the upper classes.

00:28:29.000 I have a lot because of punk, I guess.

00:28:31.000 But one thing you'll notice is that feds never have tattoos because they're pretty wholesome dudes.

00:28:37.000 I mean, if you have a tattoo bed.

00:28:40.000 It looks like a single cot.

00:28:42.000 It looks like a massage bed.

00:28:43.000 Right.

00:28:44.000 Oh, the things that they lie down to get tattoos.

00:28:46.000 Yes, but it's a tattoo parlor bed.

00:28:48.000 It's a tattoo parlor bed.

00:28:49.000 But it looks like a massage bed.

00:28:52.000 I think it is.

00:28:53.000 I think it's the same, except it doesn't have the hole for your face, or maybe it even does.

00:28:56.000 Yes, as Linda points out, the massage beds and tattoo beds look very similar.

00:29:03.000 And I think they are wholesome and they don't have tattoos.

00:29:06.000 They're pretty good, clean Americans.

00:29:08.000 And I think they started, they got into law enforcement with good intentions.

00:29:12.000 And I think they were out to catch bad guys, good old cops and robbers as a kid.

00:29:16.000 Unfortunately, the agency has been completely corrupted.

00:29:19.000 And most feds who are still there are wasting America's time by chasing Nazi ghosts that don't exist.

00:29:26.000 So they may have started out pretty cool, but I don't like them anymore.

00:29:52.000 Sorry about that.

00:29:54.000 We've been having some sound trouble today.

00:29:56.000 Oh my.

00:29:57.000 Is it back?

00:29:58.000 No, no, no.

00:30:00.000 Can you explain what happened?

00:30:02.000 Literally, thank God.

00:30:04.000 Literally, thank God.

00:30:06.000 Literally.

00:30:09.000 I don't know what caused it, but basically, I changed the inputs to make it work.

00:30:13.000 The TriCaster, it's...

00:30:15.000 Boring!

00:30:16.000 Okay.

00:30:18.000 I think we should do some racism.

00:30:20.000 It's been a while since we covered that, right?

00:30:23.000 Like, participate in racism?

00:30:25.000 No.

00:30:25.000 Okay.

00:30:26.000 Despite all the attention from three-letter agencies, it's not really a thing in my life.

00:30:32.000 Are you sure maybe you don't want to do some racist stuff here and there?

00:30:35.000 I'm in IT, by the way.

00:30:39.000 Okay.

00:30:40.000 Remember, they interrogated John Kinsman, and they're like, what are you going to do next?

00:30:45.000 And he's like, first of all, if I was doing a thing, I wouldn't tell you.

00:30:50.000 Secondly, you hear all my calls.

00:30:52.000 You see all my emails on JPEG.

00:30:54.000 So you'd know if I'd said, let's storm the Capitol.

00:30:57.000 Yes, I'm highly surveilled.

00:30:59.000 Nothing comes in or out without you seeing it.

00:31:02.000 And then he goes, just for fun, though, what would you offer me?

00:31:05.000 Like, all I care about is getting out of here.

00:31:07.000 I don't even care about money.

00:31:08.000 And they go, oh, no, we can't affect your sentence.

00:31:11.000 So what would you do?

00:31:12.000 And they go, would you like some McDonald's?

00:31:17.000 Yeah, I want you to go and get me some fries.

00:31:19.000 It'll be freezing cold by the time you get back here.

00:31:23.000 Like, I talked, remember we talked to Kumi about this because he has a friend who just got out of the FBI.

00:31:28.000 And he said, yeah, the guy's really disappointed in the FBI.

00:31:34.000 Anyway, let's get to some racism.

00:31:37.000 I'm a black female.

00:31:40.000 What other different...

00:31:41.000 What else could I have done to piss you off?

00:31:43.000 Black woman?

00:31:46.000 This is really inconvenient.

00:32:00.000 A manicure.

00:32:02.000 Can we stop giving illegals free shit?

00:32:05.000 I'm sorry, manicure?

00:32:06.000 Yes, give yourself a manicure.

00:32:08.000 Can you bring the mic to your mouth just a little closer?

00:32:12.000 Get closer to the mic when you talk, Linda.

00:32:15.000 A manicure.

00:32:16.000 Gotcha.

00:32:17.000 Perfect.

00:32:17.000 Good to know.

00:32:18.000 Thank you.

00:32:19.000 I've seen a lot of examples of this where everyone pretends we're all the same.

00:32:24.000 And they'll say, crime is really bad in America.

00:32:27.000 And you're like, well, you mean Baltimore and the south side of Chicago.

00:32:30.000 It's not bad in Paloma, Texas.

00:32:32.000 And they'll go, We're just going to give some money to some people.

00:32:35.000 And they give it to people who don't speak English.

00:32:37.000 Like, find an American.

00:32:39.000 Find some black dude who's mowing lawns and using the money to buy more landscaping equipment because he started his own business and he walks six miles to work every day.

00:32:50.000 Find one of those.

00:32:51.000 Just because you see someone poor doesn't mean they deserve money.

00:32:54.000 Go to 2-2.

00:33:01.000 Obadiah Baldwin is showing us the spot outside his Paris home where he stopped street vendor Miguel Lopez earlier this month.

00:33:09.000 200 just in case.

00:33:11.000 Let's buy out the corn man.

00:33:12.000 With his 13-year-old son following behind, Obadiah was about to give Miguel a big surprise by asking him how much for everything on the cart.

00:33:24.000 $80 for this?

00:33:25.000 Okay.

00:33:26.000 And then how much are these?

00:33:28.000 Wait, you didn't even donate.

00:33:29.000 You just bought a lot of shit.

00:33:30.000 $80 for the corn and $40 for the chips.

00:33:34.000 How much?

00:33:34.000 $120.

00:33:35.000 $120.

00:33:36.000 Let's get it.

00:33:37.000 Obadiah says he did this in part because it was a...

00:33:41.000 Yeah.

00:33:42.000 I hate everything about this story.

00:33:45.000 If you just gave him the money because you're not going to actually use all that shit, unless he is.

00:33:49.000 Linda, we're paying you $100 to be here today.

00:33:52.000 What are you going to do with the money?

00:33:55.000 Well, I'm going to invest it in dinner later.

00:33:59.000 Invest it in dinner.

00:34:00.000 Do you think that dinner's going to go up in value?

00:34:02.000 Won't it go way down in value?

00:34:04.000 I'm going to go...

00:34:06.000 I'm going to go ahead and see what sort of restaurants are over there.

00:34:10.000 Okay.

00:34:11.000 She's going to invest in dinner.

00:34:13.000 I think they have a deli or a cafe over there.

00:34:15.000 Yeah, I think they do.

00:34:17.000 The Nelk Boys.

00:34:18.000 Wait, is this...

00:34:20.000 Yeah, the Nelk Boys did this too recently.

00:34:22.000 See if you can find that.

00:34:23.000 I forgot to put it in my notes.

00:34:25.000 But Nelk Boys go up, they grab some random dude out of his truck, and they just...

00:34:31.000 They give him like 50 grand or some shit.

00:34:34.000 And you're like, he doesn't speak English.

00:34:37.000 He already won the lottery.

00:34:39.000 It's called Being Here.

00:34:41.000 Stop giving illegals money.

00:34:45.000 And it's just, the thing that bothers me about it is this like fucking blindness where it's like, we're all the same.

00:34:52.000 Everyone that's poor is a hard worker.

00:34:56.000 I don't even think you should tip illegals.

00:34:58.000 Well, if you spend $5 on your own.

00:35:01.000 Wait, go back?

00:35:02.000 Is that Nilk Boys?

00:35:06.000 Are they illegal too?

00:35:08.000 $5 on food is alright?

00:35:10.000 Yeah, it's the Home Depot one.

00:35:13.000 I help Mexican families at Home Depot.

00:35:16.000 Why?

00:35:18.000 Alright, boys.

00:35:18.000 I want to say thank you guys so much for the support in all the videos.

00:35:21.000 We are giving away the truck.

00:35:22.000 Someone that subscribed to the life of Steve.

00:35:25.000 There's a good life lesson.

00:35:27.000 Charity begins at home.

00:35:29.000 These people are not at their home.

00:35:32.000 They're in someone else's home called America.

00:35:40.000 Oh, wait, he's American.

00:35:42.000 This isn't the one.

00:35:43.000 The one I saw, the guy couldn't even speak English.

00:35:45.000 All right, you get the idea.

00:35:50.000 This is a funny article going around.

00:35:51.000 So this woman, this kid, these rich white Jewish people adopt an Ethiopian because it's virtue signaling and it looks cool.

00:36:02.000 And he turns out to be a low IQ nightmare.

00:36:05.000 And they get all the status of having a black kid in the house, but they also get bullet shot, bullet wounds.

00:36:12.000 They get gunshot.

00:36:14.000 So this guy, Andrew Tekle Sundberg, Tekle is a common name in Ethiopia.

00:36:21.000 They give him a cool Ethiopian name so they can say our black son has an Ethiopian name.

00:36:26.000 He's a complete fucking psycho, drug addict, gangster.

00:36:30.000 I saw one picture where he's going like this, which is called the Pitchfork, and it's the Gangsta Disciples gang sign.

00:36:36.000 So I think he's in the Gangsta Disciples.

00:36:39.000 Those are the ones that have the Jewish star of David for some weird fucking reason.

00:36:42.000 What was that?

00:36:43.000 Folk Nation?

00:36:44.000 They're like close with Crips.

00:36:46.000 That's why they do the six-point star.

00:36:49.000 Yes.

00:36:50.000 Right.

00:36:50.000 Is this like something out of Bloomberg?

00:36:53.000 Something out of what?

00:36:54.000 Bloomberg.

00:36:56.000 Financial.

00:36:57.000 Yeah, it's similar to something that would be on Bloomberg.

00:37:00.000 Right.

00:37:01.000 So that's the guy.

00:37:03.000 This woman, Arabella Foss Yarbrough.

00:37:07.000 She's peacefully sitting at home, and he's obsessed with her.

00:37:13.000 He stalks her, and she's just not interested in having sex with him.

00:37:16.000 So he starts shooting at her apartment.

00:37:18.000 So as she's sitting there brushing her teeth, bullets start flying through the apartment.

00:37:24.000 Like 50.

00:37:26.000 What happened?

00:37:26.000 He shoots out the door.

00:37:28.000 Look at her front door.

00:37:29.000 It's destroyed.

00:37:30.000 In her front door alone, click on that top right pick.

00:37:35.000 Oh, you're going to get her mic pointing to her?

00:37:38.000 Got to get her mic.

00:37:40.000 These microphones are very sensitive.

00:37:45.000 He's got like what?

00:37:46.000 One, two, three, four, five, six bullet holes through her front door.

00:37:51.000 Her kitchen, sorry, her bathroom mirror just shatters.

00:37:54.000 So she grabs her kids, hits the deck, calls 911.

00:38:00.000 The cops show up.

00:38:01.000 They get everyone out of the building somehow.

00:38:04.000 And they say, come on with your hands up.

00:38:05.000 He refuses.

00:38:07.000 And eventually he dies by cop after refusing and shooting out with the police.

00:38:12.000 And everyone shows up to protest?

00:38:15.000 The police.

00:38:17.000 You dicks, what are you doing?

00:38:19.000 Couldn't it just shot the gun out of his hand?

00:38:21.000 Why didn't you send in a robot to wrestle him to the ground?

00:38:25.000 Why didn't you get Robocop?

00:38:27.000 Why didn't you dress up in an Iron Man suit and then just fight him that way?

00:38:32.000 So she's furious, of course.

00:38:36.000 Go to 2-4.

00:38:39.000 That's her.

00:38:41.000 It was a terrible.

00:38:42.000 I'm sure it was a terrible.

00:38:44.000 You're alive.

00:38:46.000 Shut up.

00:38:47.000 They're telling her to shut up.

00:38:49.000 Just to be clear, stop, stop.

00:38:51.000 She was shot at by a psychotic gang member who was a murderer.

00:38:58.000 She called the police.

00:39:00.000 He refused to comply.

00:39:01.000 Eventually, he got shot.

00:39:03.000 And they're there to shit on her.

00:39:04.000 And they're telling her to shut up.

00:39:06.000 And it's all white people, of course.

00:39:09.000 And they're like, even his mother issued a statement.

00:39:11.000 She's like, he was an imperfect person, but he didn't have to die.

00:39:15.000 I don't know.

00:39:15.000 Take it up with him.

00:39:17.000 Keep going.

00:39:20.000 It's not okay.

00:39:21.000 It's not okay.

00:39:22.000 This is not a George Floyd situation.

00:39:24.000 George Floyd was unarmed.

00:39:27.000 He was unarmed.

00:39:29.000 You're alive.

00:39:30.000 I'm sorry.

00:39:31.000 You're alive, they yell at her.

00:39:33.000 How dare she?

00:39:34.000 My kids have to deal with this.

00:39:35.000 You probably have a mental illness now because they almost lost their life.

00:39:40.000 There's bullet holes in my kitchen.

00:39:42.000 Not in you.

00:39:44.000 Not in you, though.

00:39:45.000 Watching my moves.

00:39:48.000 It's these fucking liberal whites who want there to be racist cops because it explains black failure.

00:39:59.000 Why are blacks fucking up all the time?

00:40:00.000 Because America is racist and they're hunted by cops.

00:40:11.000 What are you doing?

00:40:13.000 A tribute, dude.

00:40:14.000 This is fucked up.

00:40:15.000 This guy got gunned down by the goddang police.

00:40:18.000 He's not a perfect person.

00:40:20.000 All he was doing was trying to murder people, and now he's the bad guy?

00:40:24.000 Racist.

00:40:27.000 I'm not a person.

00:40:28.000 I found his GoFundMe 2.6.

00:40:30.000 It's doing great.

00:40:31.000 They changed the name because people were mad and they tried to shut it down.

00:40:35.000 I think the Nelk Boys actually donated to it.

00:40:38.000 Is it 2.7?

00:40:39.000 Yeah, it's 2.7.

00:40:40.000 2.7.

00:40:41.000 Okay.

00:40:41.000 Yeah, 2.6 was something else.

00:40:43.000 She's got...

00:40:44.000 Here's this.

00:40:46.000 Yeah, but that's just a...

00:40:48.000 I don't do those screen grabs anymore.

00:40:50.000 I want the actual thing.

00:40:52.000 Yeah, it went up a lot since.

00:40:53.000 Could he have a more annoying mouth, please?

00:40:56.000 Yeah, I noticed that.

00:40:58.000 Yet again, he's not a perfect person.

00:41:00.000 He's imperfect.

00:41:01.000 He's flawed.

00:41:03.000 She's organizing this fundraiser on behalf of Cindy Sundberg for her imperfect son, 20 grand.

00:41:09.000 What planet are we living on?

00:41:11.000 Where someone tries to kill an innocent woman and he gets shot by the cops, basically on purpose.

00:41:19.000 They're all left-wing.

00:41:20.000 Even this woman, she's pro-Breonna Taylor, pro-George Floyd.

00:41:23.000 She just thinks this particular guy was going too far because he was.

00:41:25.000 I think both of those two were asking for it.

00:41:28.000 Breonna Taylor was living with a drug dealer.

00:41:30.000 She had a body in her trunk.

00:41:32.000 She was carrying all their cash.

00:41:33.000 You're in a dangerous situation, lady.

00:41:34.000 There's going to be trouble.

00:41:35.000 And George Floyd.

00:41:38.000 You play Russian roulette with the police enough times.

00:41:40.000 It's going to end bad.

00:41:44.000 2-8, you can see his pitchforks up.

00:41:48.000 See them pitch folks.

00:41:51.000 There he is sitting on.

00:41:53.000 Is this in a foreign country, Israel?

00:41:56.000 Yes, this happened in Israel.

00:41:57.000 Oh, I see.

00:41:58.000 Tel Aviv, I think?

00:41:59.000 It was Tel Aviv, yeah.

00:42:01.000 You'll notice the accents have changed.

00:42:02.000 They have a very sort of New York kind of an accent now.

00:42:07.000 Click on those pics, though.

00:42:08.000 It's like the chicken or the egg.

00:42:09.000 What came first?

00:42:10.000 The New York Drew accent?

00:42:12.000 Yeah, where was this?

00:42:12.000 Was it Milwaukee?

00:42:14.000 Minnesota.

00:42:15.000 Minnesota?

00:42:16.000 He loves sitting on cop cars.

00:42:17.000 Is he a police officer?

00:42:19.000 He gets to sit right on the police.

00:42:20.000 Go to the last one.

00:42:21.000 No, it's the history.

00:42:23.000 That's the gangsta discipleship.

00:42:24.000 He's the, you know, the black hat on.

00:42:27.000 Yeah, but then he's got a kafaya here.

00:42:30.000 He speaks Hebrew and he's got the...

00:42:34.000 It could be that scenario.

00:42:35.000 What do you think of Jews?

00:42:36.000 Are you a fan?

00:42:38.000 No, but the guy has a white shirt on, black trousers.

00:42:43.000 He's got those strings, the white strings.

00:42:45.000 The Zitzi?

00:42:46.000 He's the Hasidic Jewish guy.

00:42:48.000 Oh, okay.

00:42:49.000 He's got guns, right?

00:42:50.000 Yep.

00:42:51.000 Doesn't he carry guns?

00:42:53.000 Yep, maybe he's in Mossad.

00:42:56.000 He's got...

00:42:57.000 I don't think, yeah, I think that's his weapon of choice.

00:43:04.000 What do you think of Jews, Linda?

00:43:08.000 They speak Hebrew.

00:43:10.000 What do you think of blacks?

00:43:13.000 They don't say anything.

00:43:15.000 Oh, really?

00:43:16.000 They don't affect me.

00:43:17.000 It's not been my experience.

00:43:18.000 What do you think of Mexicans?

00:43:20.000 I think they find humor in things.

00:43:22.000 That's true.

00:43:22.000 What do you think of Mexicans?

00:43:26.000 Maybe they listen to radio, talk radio.

00:43:32.000 They listen to talk radio, that's true.

00:43:33.000 Hannity, mostly.

00:43:34.000 Swords, they drink beer.

00:43:36.000 They drink beer, yep.

00:43:37.000 And what do you think of?

00:43:37.000 Drink bottles of beer?

00:43:39.000 What do you think of Asians?

00:43:42.000 They have the wonton soup.

00:43:44.000 Yep, that is true.

00:43:45.000 Who's better?

00:43:46.000 Chinese people or Japanese people?

00:43:48.000 Japanese is good.

00:43:50.000 I mean, if you get a manicure.

00:43:53.000 Yep.

00:43:54.000 I think Koreans and Chinese do the manicure thing.

00:43:56.000 Japanese probably do it too.

00:43:59.000 Who's fatter?

00:44:01.000 Blacks or Jews?

00:44:06.000 I haven't looked at it that way.

00:44:09.000 I'd have to think about it.

00:44:10.000 Well, do a deep dive on that and get back to us, please.

00:44:14.000 All right, let's jump over to my pet Biden.

00:44:16.000 Wait, you don't want to ask me?

00:44:19.000 What is David Duke, Pete Davidson?

00:44:21.000 Duke Davidson.

00:44:23.000 Dude, your eyes look like some exotic parrot.

00:44:26.000 You don't look like David Duke.

00:44:28.000 Yeah, I'm a parrot, all right.

00:44:30.000 I recite all the stuff that I heard a certain guy in 1940s talking about.

00:44:36.000 Duke Davidson.

00:44:38.000 I think you should abandon this character.

00:44:40.000 Yeah, I know.

00:44:42.000 Redo the eyes or something.

00:44:44.000 Plus, I don't even get the joke.

00:44:45.000 Like, what has David Duke and Pete Davidson you got in common?

00:44:48.000 It was just so dumb that I had to do it.

00:44:52.000 The Jaguar would like to park their vehicles, you know, and walk around.

00:45:00.000 Traffic control, you know, you see the guy with the hat on walking around.

00:45:03.000 Yeah, no, I'm traffic.

00:45:04.000 I'm good for parking next to you.

00:45:05.000 Who's this guy?

00:45:06.000 Yeah, I don't know.

00:45:07.000 Traffic, you know, he regulates traffic.

00:45:12.000 Biden.

00:45:13.000 On him I can depend.

00:45:15.000 My dad.

00:45:16.000 Biden.

00:45:18.000 President.

00:45:19.000 He's big and food.

00:45:20.000 Sleepy.

00:45:21.000 But a friendly monster too.

00:45:24.000 My dad.

00:45:25.000 Biden.

00:45:25.000 Wait, what?

00:45:26.000 That doesn't rhyme.

00:45:30.000 So Mr. Magoo is just in Saudi Arabia after declaring American oil verboten, we need some oil.

00:45:40.000 So he, instead of mining it here, what the fuck's out of my brain?

00:45:45.000 Is that the beer already fucking up my synapses?

00:45:48.000 The man has banned American oil.

00:45:50.000 We got plenty of oil.

00:45:51.000 We got pipelines.

00:45:52.000 We got natural gas.

00:45:53.000 We got a million solutions to this problem.

00:45:55.000 But he doesn't like fossil fuels.

00:45:57.000 He wants everyone to drive solar cars.

00:46:00.000 So to get oil, he went to Saudi Arabia.

00:46:02.000 He wasn't greeted by the king.

00:46:04.000 He was greeted by some fucking bureaucrat.

00:46:07.000 He gave him a fist pump when he got there.

00:46:09.000 He sleeps through all the meetings.

00:46:12.000 And when he begged them for more, they went, that's nice, no.

00:46:16.000 And then he talked tough about Saudi Arabia, right?

00:46:19.000 That helped him get elected.

00:46:21.000 Or helped him get votes.

00:46:22.000 He didn't get elected.

00:46:23.000 And remember that Oshogi guy they killed?

00:46:26.000 That American journalist?

00:46:27.000 Khashoggi, right?

00:46:29.000 Yeah.

00:46:29.000 He goes, I tore them a new ass.

00:46:32.000 I said, what happened with him?

00:46:34.000 And they said, we don't know.

00:46:35.000 And then I said, I think you're lying.

00:46:37.000 Saudi Arabia denies that this conversation happened.

00:46:39.000 And we know that he's a compulsive liar.

00:46:41.000 In fact, he's always been a compulsive liar.

00:46:45.000 His entire career is rife with plagiarism.

00:46:48.000 But we'll get to that in a second.

00:46:50.000 So the trip was a flop, as you could imagine.

00:46:53.000 And here he is dying 2-9 making a speech.

00:47:01.000 And I had a terrible headache here.

00:47:06.000 Excuse me, a terrible headache.

00:47:10.000 He can't handle jet lag is the problem.

00:47:12.000 Every time he goes to a place that has weird time, he's completely fucked because he can't get on track.

00:47:20.000 I had a terrible headache.

00:47:22.000 This is years ago.

00:47:25.000 And I did a very stupid thing.

00:47:28.000 Became president.

00:47:30.000 And I flew home.

00:47:31.000 We need more justice, more dignity.

00:47:34.000 And thank you.

00:47:36.000 Thank you.

00:47:38.000 Thank you, folks.

00:47:39.000 Appreciate it very, very much.

00:47:40.000 Shake an invisible person's hand.

00:47:48.000 Where are you going, Joe?

00:47:50.000 You want me to go this way?

00:47:54.000 Ave.

00:48:01.000 And then 3-0, he told the Saudis one of the times he wasn't sleeping, he mentioned that we have to be free to practice our face.

00:48:12.000 I guess he means Indian Joker face?

00:48:15.000 Oh, we can do that all day long.

00:48:16.000 Yeah, I'd.

00:48:29.000 Can I practice your face as a punching bag?

00:48:32.000 And here's an old clip of him.

00:48:34.000 So we know he's senile, right?

00:48:36.000 And he's completely lost it, but even when he was copus mentis, he was a fucking reckless candidate Joseph Biden today faces a controversy.

00:48:49.000 Three weeks ago at a debate at the Iowa State Fair, he used phrases identical to those delivered by Sami Kinnock.

00:48:57.000 Biden seems to be claiming Kinnock's vision and life as his own.

00:49:02.000 Why is it that my wife is sitting out there in the audience is the first in her family to ever go to college?

00:49:08.000 Why is Janice the first woman in her family in a thousand generations to be able to get to university?

00:49:16.000 My ancestors who worked in the coal mines in northeast Pennsylvania know come up after 12 hours and play football eight hours underground and then come up and play football.

00:49:24.000 It's because they didn't have a platform upon which to stand.

00:49:28.000 There was no platform upon which they could stand.

00:49:32.000 The notion that every thought or notion or idea you have to go back and find and attribute to someone, I think is quite frankly ludicrous.

00:49:40.000 The problem here is that Senator Biden told his audience he'd just been thinking about these things, and he failed to give any credit at all to his famous British speechwriter.

00:49:53.000 Now that's a little too much, because as you point out, what's behind the words?

00:49:58.000 What's there?

00:49:59.000 And a lot of people, the rap on Biden has always been.

00:50:02.000 It's just a surface.

00:50:03.000 I should have said, to paraphrase Neil Kinnock.

00:50:07.000 Well, yes.

00:50:07.000 It's the only time I didn't.

00:50:09.000 And all the times I've ever used it.

00:50:11.000 But CBS News found a tape of a second instance.

00:50:15.000 It reappeared in the New York Times with a new charge that Biden had appropriated a famous litany from the late Robert Kennedy about what the gross national product cannot measure.

00:50:24.000 It cannot measure the health of our children.

00:50:26.000 The health of our children.

00:50:27.000 The quality of our education.

00:50:29.000 The quality of their education.

00:50:31.000 The joy of their play.

00:50:33.000 Or the joy of their play.

00:50:34.000 Biden gave Kennedy no credit.

00:50:36.000 He has also quoted or paraphrased John Kennedy, Hubert Humphrey, and British Labour Party leader Neil Kinnock, all without credit.

00:50:44.000 Joseph Biden admitted today that he was certain when he was in law.

00:50:49.000 This clown goes way back.

00:50:52.000 And isn't it amazing how he doesn't cite someone and he goes, the only thing I did wrong was not citing them.

00:50:59.000 And you're like, yeah, that's what plagiarism is, you retard.

00:51:03.000 Pardon me?

00:51:04.000 Chuck Schumer.

00:51:05.000 Do you like him?

00:51:06.000 No.

00:51:06.000 In politics, no.

00:51:08.000 No, I don't like anyone that hates guns.

00:51:10.000 Oh, okay.

00:51:13.000 Here's a weird one.

00:51:14.000 Kamala is still trying to wing it.

00:51:17.000 Do you know what a phone tree is, Linda?

00:51:19.000 A phone tree?

00:51:20.000 Yeah.

00:51:21.000 I don't think I know what a phone is, but the phone tree is.

00:51:26.000 Yeah, I think we both know what a phone is.

00:51:28.000 We both know what a tree is.

00:51:30.000 But phone trees are new to me.

00:51:34.000 And apparently we have badass ones.

00:51:36.000 Oh.

00:51:38.000 Go to 3-2.

00:51:39.000 And to make this happen, let us do what we do best.

00:51:44.000 We build coalitions.

00:51:47.000 We know how to do that.

00:51:49.000 We've got the meanest, baddest phone trees in the world.

00:51:55.000 Keep running with the abortion on demand.

00:51:57.000 We don't need messaging there.

00:51:59.000 I looked up phone Trees, it's really weird.

00:52:03.000 It's like the structure of a calling process where you're trying to communicate with a lot of people.

00:52:08.000 Yeah, it's like no video.

00:52:10.000 You know, you don't see any video there.

00:52:13.000 It's like, what is the budget?

00:52:15.000 But there is no videotape.

00:52:18.000 I believe, Linda, you're describing what phones are.

00:52:21.000 Right, but as far as the way I see it is, you know, with this political discussion, is that I really don't see any video on it that isn't in the presentation.

00:52:37.000 She nails it once again.

00:52:38.000 As far as any kind of budget.

00:52:40.000 This isn't the first time you've done political commentary.

00:52:43.000 You are a pro.

00:52:44.000 You've done this before.

00:52:46.000 Do you have a podcast?

00:52:49.000 Yeah, you do.

00:52:50.000 I think it's online.

00:52:51.000 Really?

00:52:52.000 Oh, you have a podcast that's online?

00:52:55.000 Yes, the podcast is online.

00:52:57.000 What's it called?

00:52:59.000 Is it a radio show or something?

00:53:01.000 Yep.

00:53:02.000 Oh, it's called Is It a Radio Show or something?

00:53:04.000 Oh, I see.

00:53:05.000 With Linda.

00:53:06.000 That's fun.

00:53:07.000 Podcast is new.

00:53:09.000 If you go out to Long Island, you know, sometimes they'll have a podcast.

00:53:16.000 And they'll show the water, you know, way out there in Long Island.

00:53:22.000 So there's a video group.

00:53:23.000 They'll show a boat and maybe somebody's fishing or something or doing some, you know, but the weather is, the sun isn't out.

00:53:31.000 The weather is like a day like today, you know?

00:53:34.000 I see.

00:53:34.000 It's like the classic Long Island style of podcasting, yeah.

00:53:37.000 Yeah, so small craft, you know, small boat on the water.

00:53:41.000 The weather, there's no sun there.

00:53:43.000 The weather isn't really the best conditions for a video, but you know, it's...

00:53:48.000 They still make do, though, yeah.

00:53:50.000 So I'm a little confused here.

00:53:53.000 This Long Island podcast, it does have a video component.

00:53:57.000 Yes.

00:53:58.000 Like this.

00:53:59.000 They should.

00:53:59.000 It's a vidcast.

00:54:02.000 I see.

00:54:04.000 And George Washington is not involved in any of this, or a little bit?

00:54:08.000 Not that I know of.

00:54:10.000 Okay.

00:54:11.000 That's true.

00:54:15.000 And then 3-3, I can't remember if we've shown this or not, but I got to get it off my plate.

00:54:19.000 She's doing another repeating the word thing, nothing to fear but fear itself.

00:54:25.000 Is our audio still working?

00:54:26.000 Are you seeing?

00:54:27.000 Yes.

00:54:27.000 Okay.

00:54:28.000 Thank God.

00:54:29.000 We are expanding access to transportation.

00:54:32.000 Seems like maybe it's a small issue, it's a big issue.

00:54:35.000 You need to get to go and need to be able to get where you need to go to do the work and get home.

00:54:43.000 Wait, I think that's my favorite one.

00:54:46.000 That one's good.

00:54:47.000 That one's fun.

00:54:48.000 It sounds like popcorn.

00:54:50.000 You need to get to go and you need to be able to get to go when you get to get to get to go.

00:54:56.000 Do it again.

00:55:02.000 You need to get to go and need to be able to get where you need to go to do the work and get home.

00:55:07.000 Well, at least you know she's not plagiarizing anyone there.

00:55:10.000 Yeah, that's true.

00:55:10.000 That is original.

00:55:12.000 That sounds like some shit that I say to my daughter when she's crying.

00:55:15.000 You know what?

00:55:15.000 You just want to talk?

00:55:16.000 Because then they're confused.

00:55:17.000 You're just like, hey, we got to go.

00:55:19.000 We got to get your stuff.

00:55:20.000 We got to go.

00:55:20.000 And she's just like, almost crying?

00:55:23.000 Because you just have to keep the words going.

00:55:24.000 You know what I used to do to my daughter when she would cry?

00:55:27.000 And this always worked.

00:55:28.000 Ooh.

00:55:28.000 I would go, why are you crying?

00:55:30.000 Why are you crying?

00:55:31.000 Why are you crying?

00:55:32.000 Why, why?

00:55:33.000 Why are you crying?

00:55:34.000 Why are you crying?

00:55:35.000 Why, why?

00:55:36.000 And she'd just like, oh, you just got to confuse the kids, man.

00:55:41.000 If they're crying because they're comfortable in the car seat, strapped against their body, man.

00:55:46.000 It's America.

00:55:47.000 Yeah, distract them, man.

00:55:50.000 One time my daughter had a cut on her hand.

00:55:53.000 When we first had our first child, I was stupid enough to think, we can still party, man.

00:56:00.000 So what?

00:56:01.000 We have a baby.

00:56:02.000 We're partying.

00:56:02.000 We're party parents, dude.

00:56:05.000 So I had a fucking party.

00:56:07.000 Some idiot was break dancing, joke break dancing in the kitchen, smashed a 40.

00:56:12.000 I thought I got all the glass, but there was one little tiny piece that was wedged in where the tiles meet the hardwood floor.

00:56:20.000 She crawled on it, cut her fucking hand.

00:56:22.000 Yikes.

00:56:24.000 And so they had to stitch it up.

00:56:26.000 And it sucks because she's crawling at this time.

00:56:28.000 So I have to keep bandaging it and bandaging it, and it gets all dirty and stuff.

00:56:33.000 But while he was stitching her hand, I had to do the most top-of-the-line distraction.

00:56:38.000 She had to get stitches?

00:56:39.000 Yeah, she had to get, I think, three stitches.

00:56:41.000 But he's injecting the numbing stuff in there, and that hurts.

00:56:44.000 So I'm like, hey, and then I took a paper bag and I ate it in front of her.

00:56:51.000 It sounds like what the fuck is going on?

00:56:55.000 It works.

00:56:56.000 It works.

00:56:57.000 Just the confusion of it all.

00:56:59.000 All right, let's jump to the...

00:57:00.000 You want to go to the mailbag?

00:57:03.000 Linda?

00:57:06.000 Go ahead.

00:57:07.000 Sweet.

00:57:08.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.

00:57:13.000 Let's turn our eyes together's mailbag.

00:57:18.000 Let me touch it.

00:57:21.000 Couple news items we didn't get.

00:57:23.000 I'm sorry?

00:57:23.000 Do you like restaurants?

00:57:25.000 Yeah.

00:57:26.000 I mean, if you're going to be in a kitchen, do you like the restaurants versus being at a private house?

00:57:31.000 Oh, I see what you're saying.

00:57:32.000 I think both are great.

00:57:35.000 I like them both, too.

00:57:36.000 That way, there might not be an accident with your daughter if you're in a restaurant.

00:57:41.000 Yep.

00:57:41.000 And if there is, you can sue.

00:57:43.000 Actually, no, there was, I told you about the accident when she was a baby.

00:57:47.000 The waiter tripped and spilled hot sake on her face.

00:57:52.000 Right.

00:57:53.000 But thank you, big guy.

00:57:55.000 Because from the sake container to her face, it cooled in the air and didn't burn her.

00:58:00.000 Wow.

00:58:01.000 And I was like, what the fuck are you doing?

00:58:03.000 To the waiter.

00:58:04.000 And it was David Cross was there.

00:58:05.000 And he was like, dude, chill out.

00:58:07.000 Like, I'm sorry.

00:58:08.000 I just, I have this pet peeve about having my children disfigured.

00:58:16.000 Bennefer's married.

00:58:18.000 400 cops responding to Ulvalde shooting didn't take down gunman for over an hour.

00:58:23.000 There was a gunman in Indiana.

00:58:25.000 Gunman?

00:58:26.000 There was a gunman in Indiana over the weekend taken down by a good Samaritan.

00:58:33.000 Right?

00:58:35.000 I sent you another story, Ryan, that we forgot to cover.

00:58:39.000 Oh, yeah.

00:58:41.000 I got more guns.

00:58:43.000 Here's the Indiana.

00:58:45.000 If we want that.

00:58:47.000 The media is hiding it, dude.

00:58:48.000 The way the media writes this story is they go, okay, so Fox News goes shot dead by an armed Good Samaritan, right?

00:58:55.000 But I think it was Washington Post.

00:58:56.000 It was like, three dead in Indiana shooting.

00:59:00.000 Killed by a gun.

00:59:03.000 Oh, they counted the shooter dying as a death?

00:59:09.000 Like the guy the Good Samaritan shot?

00:59:12.000 Fucking murderer, murdered.

00:59:15.000 The citizen that was lawfully carrying a firearm in that food court and was able to stop this shooter almost as soon as he began.

00:59:24.000 The real hero of the day is the citizen that was lawfully carrying a firearm in that food court and was able to stop this shooter almost as soon as he began.

00:59:37.000 The real hero of the day?

00:59:39.000 Oh, I guess we watched that twice.

00:59:41.000 And there's this one?

00:59:42.000 Friend, alert, it's called Bidening.

00:59:44.000 It's taking the internet by storm.

00:59:47.000 It goes like this.

00:59:48.000 When you're riding a bicycle, fall over like Joe Biden.

00:59:51.000 That's about it.

00:59:52.000 Check him out.

00:59:53.000 Well, they do it at the same spot.

00:59:59.000 That's not how he did it, though.

01:00:01.000 He kept his foot on the pedal.

01:00:04.000 Oh, these are pussy falls.

01:00:07.000 Yeah, somebody commit.

01:00:09.000 You got to give it to the president.

01:00:12.000 That wasn't terrible.

01:00:16.000 This better be good.

01:00:17.000 I'm a fall snob.

01:00:18.000 I'm a slapstick snob.

01:00:23.000 Okay, you drank some beer.

01:00:26.000 Kind of crowbarring your beer skills into a Biden joke.

01:00:29.000 This should have been in my pet Biden.

01:00:31.000 All right, that was good.

01:00:34.000 That's a B-plus.

01:00:36.000 It looks totally disorganized.

01:00:39.000 Yeah.

01:00:40.000 Like no rhyme or reason there.

01:00:42.000 That's the thing I love about the mailbag.

01:00:44.000 It's just a cornucopia.

01:00:48.000 This email is titled, I Cry Like a Bitch.

01:00:51.000 And I don't know if I covered this recently, but no one told me.

01:00:55.000 Actually, someone did tell me.

01:00:57.000 I remember I used to go to this bar called Carlin's, and there was this guy, Carl, who owned it.

01:01:02.000 And he goes, something about being old, you turn into a fucking crybaby.

01:01:06.000 And I was under 50 at the time, and I went, yeah, whatever, dude.

01:01:10.000 Dude, you hit 50, and it is blubber central.

01:01:14.000 I was, stop me, if I've told you this, but did I tell you about the slingshot video?

01:01:19.000 That you cried in it?

01:01:21.000 No.

01:01:21.000 I'm watching a slingshot video.

01:01:22.000 And it's a mother-son team.

01:01:29.000 And maybe if you can find it, Moms on Slingshot or Mother-Son Slingshot.

01:01:35.000 And they're launched in, and kids are especially funny on Slingshot because you're seeing someone experience this fear for the first time in their lives.

01:01:43.000 Adults have been through it before, so they're like, ah, but kids are just like, their eyes go like this, and they have this face of sheer terror.

01:01:53.000 Is that it?

01:01:54.000 No.

01:01:54.000 Oh, man.

01:01:55.000 But it was like, well, show that anyway.

01:01:57.000 So she's laughing and she's like, are you okay, Darren, or whatever?

01:02:02.000 And he's like, yeah, yeah.

01:02:03.000 And she goes, I have the best kid in the world.

01:02:05.000 And I'm laughing at the kid at how scared he is.

01:02:08.000 Yeah.

01:02:09.000 I think it was, I was here on Saturday.

01:02:12.000 I was watching in my office.

01:02:14.000 And then she goes, dad's here.

01:02:17.000 Dad's all around us.

01:02:19.000 He's always with us.

01:02:20.000 And then I realize the father's dead.

01:02:22.000 And I go from and I'm making like these faggot sounds as I set the alarm to leave the studio.

01:02:33.000 I'm blubbering, going like, beep, beep, boop, beep, beep, beep, beep.

01:02:40.000 And like on my motorcycle, driving and crying.

01:02:43.000 See, look at him.

01:02:44.000 He's so confused.

01:02:51.000 I have seen.

01:02:53.000 I've probably watched a thousand hours of these.

01:02:55.000 I think I've seen every single one.

01:02:57.000 This kid panic so much he calls his mom by her real name.

01:02:59.000 Help me, Janice.

01:03:01.000 Help me.

01:03:01.000 Look at Janice.

01:03:02.000 Help, help.

01:03:03.000 Wait, I got...

01:03:04.000 Come on.

01:03:05.000 There's no way to not see.

01:03:07.000 Maybe it's his dad's girlfriend.

01:03:11.000 This is his aunt.

01:03:13.000 This could be his dad.

01:03:14.000 It's his aunt.

01:03:15.000 Oh, yeah.

01:03:18.000 This is an early.

01:03:20.000 This looks like the 19th century.

01:03:23.000 It's called the Swing Shop.

01:03:24.000 It's me?

01:03:25.000 They throw me up in the air for a nickel.

01:03:26.000 Is that how they spoke in the 70s?

01:03:28.000 Yeah.

01:03:35.000 Sounds like something's breaking.

01:03:43.000 That doesn't look safe, dude.

01:03:46.000 He's getting out of there, Janet.

01:03:49.000 Yeah, that looks terrible.

01:03:51.000 Yeah, that's...

01:03:54.000 Brian was not safe back then.

01:03:56.000 Little head.

01:03:58.000 You can.

01:04:00.000 He is falling, Janet.

01:04:01.000 Yeah, this is not funny.

01:04:03.000 He's going to die from McDonald's and the slingshot.

01:04:08.000 Anyway, this guy thinks this is going to make us cry.

01:04:10.000 Let's see what you got.

01:04:12.000 All right.

01:04:13.000 There you go.

01:04:15.000 The internet.

01:04:16.000 The internet, baby.

01:04:19.000 You can swipe images off of the internet and, you know, at work.

01:04:24.000 That's true.

01:04:25.000 And do things with it.

01:04:27.000 Technically, I am swiping the internet.

01:04:29.000 You can use various images.

01:04:30.000 You could swipe it.

01:04:31.000 It's copyright free, isn't it?

01:04:33.000 Like most of it?

01:04:34.000 Yeah.

01:04:34.000 That's what we do here.

01:04:35.000 Yeah, and then you could just put it to work for you.

01:04:38.000 Absolutely.

01:04:39.000 A lot of images.

01:04:40.000 So you just type in different, you know, well, either like what is the theme?

01:04:46.000 Is it politics?

01:04:48.000 Or, you know, what is the topic we're discussing here?

01:04:51.000 And then you just key it right in online, and they'll show you a lot of images.

01:04:56.000 And you can swipe so many images off the internet, you know, just it's not more than 50, though, right?

01:05:04.000 Yeah, I mean, for like almost anything you could think of.

01:05:08.000 How many pictures are there of elephants on the internet?

01:05:10.000 Elephants.

01:05:12.000 probably like 14.

01:05:14.000 Yes, animals.

01:05:16.000 How many pictures are there of animals?

01:05:18.000 They carry their cell phones and they'll watch animals.

01:05:21.000 You know, they're on the train platform waiting for a train to come in.

01:05:25.000 The train is kind of slow.

01:05:27.000 It's like off.

01:05:27.000 It's not rush hour time, you know?

01:05:29.000 Right.

01:05:29.000 Off people.

01:05:30.000 And this guy is watching like some sort of leopard, you know, like going into the water.

01:05:35.000 Oh, right.

01:05:38.000 Yeah, it's interesting looking.

01:05:40.000 I have a feeling.

01:05:42.000 I have a feeling, Linda, that you like to just go exploring.

01:05:45.000 You go to the airport, you go to various stops, you walk around the city.

01:05:51.000 The airport has a lot of immigration, different types of food to look at.

01:05:58.000 And so you don't actually have this food, you just look at it.

01:06:01.000 Yes, I was in a hurry.

01:06:03.000 I had a rush.

01:06:04.000 Do you live alone?

01:06:05.000 Yes.

01:06:08.000 We don't give it.

01:06:09.000 Where did you grow up?

01:06:10.000 And in New York State.

01:06:11.000 But listen, I if you can swipe things offline, but it might not really go to print and be seen as advertising in public.

01:06:27.000 It might be done in the office, yes, but you don't know how much of it really goes to print in the magazine.

01:06:35.000 You see it in the subway, some advertising.

01:06:38.000 It might not ever get there.

01:06:40.000 It might not ever reach that magazine or something, the images off of the internet.

01:06:46.000 But it's something to work with.

01:07:02.000 But that looks like animation behind you.

01:07:05.000 It is.

01:07:06.000 That's probably why.

01:07:10.000 So we're supposed to cry for that.

01:07:11.000 Am I supposed to cry at this?

01:07:12.000 My son's on the cover of a magazine?

01:07:14.000 What is this?

01:07:15.000 Darman?

01:07:16.000 It literally looks Dharmanian.

01:07:19.000 That's a Dharman-esque.

01:07:25.000 Watch the clock tick down, knowing that a baby would soon be wrong.

01:07:31.000 Moments about miscarriage.

01:07:34.000 That's what abortion.

01:07:40.000 Dude, this is beyond corny.

01:07:43.000 Is this Dharman Records, dude?

01:07:46.000 Did she heard that day?

01:07:50.000 It was a mistake, but don't promise.

01:07:53.000 This is making me pro-choice.

01:07:57.000 I wish the person who made this song was aborted.

01:08:01.000 This isn't familiar.

01:08:03.000 No.

01:08:05.000 Dude, that made you cry?

01:08:09.000 I'm not saying I hate the song.

01:08:12.000 Wow.

01:08:13.000 What a dork you are, sir.

01:08:15.000 Did you know that?

01:08:16.000 Some things take a really long time online.

01:08:19.000 You know, if you go to different internet cafes and you type in like a website, sometimes you won't get it.

01:08:28.000 I got to read this letter, my dear.

01:08:30.000 Wait, real quick about Dar Man.

01:08:31.000 What was that thing that we saw, Dar Man and another cringe guy that we like?

01:08:36.000 Oh, it was like a crossover, right?

01:08:38.000 Was it on cringe with a cute no?

01:08:41.000 Frick.

01:08:42.000 I'll see if.

01:08:43.000 Gav, your take on the female reporter without a hijab is dead on.

01:08:46.000 All she's doing is disrespecting that community's traditions to say, ooh, look at me, I'm an edgy, counter-cultural rebel, badass.

01:08:52.000 Don't I blow your mind?

01:08:53.000 She's just a geographically challenged feminist, tired and boring.

01:08:56.000 She should leave those kids and their shitty culture alone.

01:08:59.000 I added shitty, by the way.

01:09:01.000 Think along those lines, I can't help but be reminded of all the maps we've all seen of what every past presidential election would have looked like if women hadn't voted.

01:09:10.000 These thoughts also come to me as I'm driving, and I find myself constantly frustrated at having to navigate this sea of incompetent drivers, mostly made up of women, commuting to their worthless, soulless jobs so they don't have to lovingly raise their children.

01:09:23.000 The fair sex does not have the driving gene, let's face it.

01:09:26.000 They are road hazards.

01:09:30.000 Yeah.

01:09:32.000 I kind of like radical Islam where the woman has to call and ask permission from her jabuti before she can drive.

01:09:42.000 But it's not just women.

01:09:44.000 In the suburbs, it's full of these Guatemalan nannies that have been gifted the family Range Rover to go do errands.

01:09:51.000 You can barely see over the dash.

01:09:52.000 She's like this.

01:09:53.000 Just, what?

01:09:57.000 I'm just, every time I'm in the Jaguar 2, I'm like, don't go fucking do this!

01:10:01.000 Because my insurance sucks on it.

01:10:05.000 Geico thinks it's worth like five grand.

01:10:07.000 I tried to get that classic car insurance.

01:10:10.000 But if you drive it every day, then you can't have classic car insurance.

01:10:13.000 You can only drive it like a month or two a year.

01:10:19.000 Oh, this video was going around.

01:10:22.000 This is NSFW, very, very intense.

01:10:28.000 Video.

01:10:29.000 You're about to see a man die.

01:10:31.000 Yeah, it's fucked up.

01:10:34.000 But the thing I don't get is, what, Tagula?

01:10:39.000 Laue Michael Tagula.

01:10:41.000 That's a...

01:10:42.000 Is he like Samoan?

01:10:45.000 Right?

01:10:47.000 Oh, Brisbane.

01:10:50.000 He's a Maori or something.

01:10:56.000 Okay, wait, stop, stop.

01:10:59.000 So this guy has a fucking knife out.

01:11:02.000 And the odds are, if someone is carrying a knife in combat, they've used it before and they're good.

01:11:07.000 Just like the guy, and when I say good, I mean good at stabbing, getting good at it, if you will.

01:11:11.000 Like that bodega guy, he knew to sink it right into the juggler.

01:11:15.000 He wasn't fucking around.

01:11:16.000 This guy's not going to be fucking around.

01:11:18.000 I don't get the idea of going up to someone with a knife being like, what, bitch?

01:11:22.000 You think you're tough?

01:11:23.000 You think you're tough?

01:11:24.000 I'll fucking kick your ass.

01:11:27.000 You think it's funny?

01:11:29.000 Linda loves seeing young men stabbed in the neck.

01:11:33.000 Not safe for work.

01:11:37.000 You have to be in really good condition, you know.

01:11:42.000 Get over your medical ailments, whatever they happen to be.

01:11:47.000 Yep, these are all great fights.

01:11:57.000 What are you doing, dude?

01:11:58.000 Look, he's geeking out the things, and then the other guy's like, I don't have time for this shit.

01:12:08.000 He's just standing there holding his neck like, this is probably bad.

01:12:13.000 Look at that blood.

01:12:16.000 He's dead.

01:12:20.000 Jesus.

01:12:20.000 Isn't that intense?

01:12:22.000 Yeah, it's really bad.

01:12:25.000 Police have charged a man 20 following the death of Laue Michael Tagola, 24, near the Fortitude Valley train station at Brisbane.

01:12:37.000 My heart and condolences go out to his family.

01:12:39.000 Didn't deserve how he held his neck looking at the blood dripping down is truly the most heartbreaking thing to watch.

01:12:44.000 Yeah.

01:12:46.000 What a like he didn't even realize that was going to happen.

01:12:48.000 He just was going in there.

01:12:49.000 It doesn't even look like he was throwing a punch, right?

01:12:51.000 It was like he was throwing away.

01:12:52.000 No, but he had this attitude of like, I got to clean up this mess.

01:12:55.000 Like you would if you were a toddler, if you worked at a daycare, there's two toddlers fighting over a crayon.

01:12:59.000 You just be like, guys, break it.

01:13:01.000 Right, right.

01:13:02.000 But dude, when someone has a knife, you're going to lose.

01:13:08.000 I've never seen you this chipper.

01:13:11.000 You have a dark sense of humor, Linda.

01:13:14.000 I try to keep it light.

01:13:16.000 I think comedy lightens everything up.

01:13:19.000 That's true.

01:13:21.000 But sometimes the job, you don't look at it as a comedy or humor.

01:13:26.000 You just are there for the job, you know, you just, whatever it happens to be.

01:13:31.000 Why did you put your mask on?

01:13:35.000 Well, some people talk about COVID nowadays, whether you like it or not, you know?

01:13:43.000 Sometimes the complaints will be false.

01:13:46.000 I'd like to try and demystify the quarter zip sweater.

01:13:48.000 In golf, the quarter zip does have some utility.

01:13:52.000 When unzipped, it's less restrictive on your shoulders and chest when you swing.

01:13:56.000 Bullshit.

01:13:58.000 When zipped, it doubles as a scarf.

01:14:01.000 I honestly can't believe that I have to explain fashion to a guy that started his media career in fashion.

01:14:06.000 No, I'm not buying that.

01:14:10.000 Woman Writers, this one's called.

01:14:12.000 Dear Gavin and Ryan, I was searching to buy something from Bucky's and went down a rabbit hole for remembering hearing something on Infowars in the past about a tie of Ron Paul and the owner.

01:14:21.000 Yeah, the guy who owns Bucky's likes Ron Paul and donated to some shit.

01:14:26.000 So this gigantic fat pig reviews food for a living.

01:14:31.000 Her Twitter's at the bottom of the email thing.

01:14:33.000 She's enormous.

01:14:35.000 And her job is stuffing her face and writing about it.

01:14:39.000 But she's decided she hates Buckies, and it's time for a boycott because Buckies is pro-life, right?

01:14:47.000 And then there's one line.

01:14:49.000 So this is a terrible article.

01:14:51.000 And again, I think women tend to be really bad writers.

01:14:54.000 Most of my favorite writers are female.

01:14:56.000 Lauren Hillebrand, Candice Miller.

01:14:58.000 I'm reading a book now called River of Doubt.

01:15:00.000 It's fantastic.

01:15:01.000 Ann Coulter is a great writer, Michelle Malkin.

01:15:04.000 See, people don't understand that.

01:15:05.000 They go, you think women are bad at writing, but you can't have favorite writers that are female.

01:15:11.000 Yes, you can say short guys are bad at basketball, and your favorite guy in the NBA could be 5'8 ⁇ .

01:15:18.000 That ain't no woman.

01:15:19.000 It's a man-man.

01:15:22.000 Austin Powers.

01:15:23.000 Yes.

01:15:24.000 Good.

01:15:25.000 Nice catch.

01:15:27.000 But so she doesn't like them because they're anti-abortion.

01:15:31.000 And then she says this.

01:15:33.000 This is typical of the left.

01:15:35.000 Still, it's hard for me to justify putting money in the pockets of a man who's willing to support politicians that actively spend their days thinking of new ways to marginalize people of color, trans people, women, and disabled people.

01:15:50.000 It sounds like you're trying to come up with things for comedy, stand-up comedy.

01:15:55.000 Yes.

01:15:56.000 What the fuck have disabled people got?

01:15:57.000 I was at the comedy club and the door was locked.

01:16:00.000 I couldn't get in there.

01:16:00.000 I was like, yes, I definitely want to see the show later, you know, because they have it at night.

01:16:05.000 We can't hear you if you're not sitting down and your mask makes it hard to hear.

01:16:09.000 Yes, but if the door was locked, I couldn't get in.

01:16:11.000 Okay, let's take a break from interrupting for a second here.

01:16:15.000 If anything, abortion hurts disabled people.

01:16:18.000 I mean, if they see that it's going to have some sort of serious physical ailment, they abort it.

01:16:23.000 They abort everything with Down syndrome.

01:16:26.000 Isn't that a disability?

01:16:28.000 I don't get this fucking intersectionality where if you don't like this, then you hate all our shit.

01:16:37.000 I hate the fact that you're eating yourself to death.

01:16:44.000 Here's one you can do on your own time.

01:16:48.000 Board Ape NFT Troll.

01:16:50.000 Have you seen this documentary about Bored Ape Yacht Club NFTs by Phileon?

01:16:54.000 Of course, NFTs are gee, but if this documentary is correct, it's also the greatest, most hilarious worldwide troll of all time.

01:17:01.000 Up there with the okay sign and free bleeding.

01:17:04.000 This could make a great green screen segment.

01:17:07.000 Well, I'm not going to do it, but I watched some of this, and it seems very compelling.

01:17:13.000 So zoom out, Ryan.

01:17:15.000 People can look at it on their own.

01:17:18.000 It's called Bored Ape Nazi Club.

01:17:23.000 I'm like, to me, that's probably a worse thing than being anti-communists.

01:17:26.000 Send me a text.

01:17:29.000 Okay.

01:17:30.000 Oh, right now?

01:17:31.000 Why did you lose your phone?

01:17:33.000 Yeah, but they don't leave a message for you, and they don't want a message.

01:17:38.000 They want a text.

01:17:39.000 I see.

01:17:40.000 Linda, I'm a little confused by some of your texts.

01:17:43.000 Oh, you are?

01:17:44.000 Which one?

01:17:45.000 Well, here, I'll just pull them up here.

01:17:49.000 You sent me a picture of a dog.

01:17:52.000 Oh, yes.

01:17:53.000 You said G. McInnis 100.

01:17:56.000 It was an adorable dog.

01:17:58.000 You sent me a picture of a car.

01:18:01.000 You sent me an emoji of a shirt, a man on a tuxedo, a man, a driver's license, a car, someone lifting weights, a highway.

01:18:10.000 A gym.

01:18:11.000 A gym.

01:18:12.000 Yes, because people, I see guys walking to the gym.

01:18:16.000 So when you see someone walking to the gym, you send me an emoji of someone working out.

01:18:20.000 Amber Alert.

01:18:20.000 Oh, there might be a flood.

01:18:22.000 Oh, it's bad.

01:18:24.000 It's raining out.

01:18:26.000 One time you just texted me, you said, New Jersey, send me a text.

01:18:31.000 Yes, New Jersey, there's some work to be found out there because I spoke to a guy on the phone.

01:18:38.000 He said he doesn't always get jobs in the city.

01:18:40.000 He has to go somewhere else to get work.

01:18:45.000 He said he doesn't always have jobs in Manhattan.

01:18:47.000 He has to get work.

01:18:48.000 He has to go outside of the city to get work sometimes, you know?

01:18:52.000 Now, you know, this is one of the oldest symbols.

01:18:55.000 Like, why did you send me this dog?

01:18:58.000 I thought it was a really adorable dog.

01:19:01.000 Yeah.

01:19:02.000 Okay.

01:19:03.000 What are you going to do?

01:19:05.000 All right, here's the last letter.

01:19:06.000 It's pretty interesting.

01:19:08.000 MLB conspiracy theory against Trevor Bauer.

01:19:10.000 Hey, Gavin, not sure if you followed the MLB case against Los Angeles Dodgers pitcher Trevor Bauer, but many baseball fans think there's an MLB conspiracy against him.

01:19:19.000 I wanted to see if you guys agree.

01:19:20.000 And he links to a Daily Mail article.

01:19:22.000 After an MLB investigation in May 2022, he was suspended without pay for two years for sexual assault allegations brought against him in 21.

01:19:31.000 This is the longest suspension the MLB has ever given for sexual assault or domestic violence.

01:19:36.000 So what did he do?

01:19:37.000 A complaint was given to Pasadena police office, Pasadena police, alleging that Bauer sexually assaulted a woman during rough sex.

01:19:44.000 The DA refused to bring charges against Bauer after texts were discovered from the accuser asking to be choked during rough sex.

01:19:51.000 These texts were from before and after the alleged assault she had with Bauer.

01:19:57.000 Bauer is now counter-suing her and Deadspin for defamation.

01:20:01.000 So why did the MLB investigation still decide to suspend Trevor for two full years, 324 games, when other cases like Marcel Azuna suspended 60 games for beating his wife on camera?

01:20:14.000 So again, Trevor Bauer, 324 games.

01:20:17.000 Marcel beats his wife, 60 games.

01:20:20.000 Aralis Chapman gets 30 games for firing a gun during a domestic assault.

01:20:25.000 Those are much worse.

01:20:26.000 Keep in mind, the MLB does not need charges filed to suspend players.

01:20:30.000 The MLB has many motivations against Bauer.

01:20:33.000 One, he's openly conservative and one of the most followed players on social media.

01:20:37.000 He said Trump was good for the country and will shake things up.

01:20:40.000 Two, he's the highest paid baseball player in the league per year.

01:20:43.000 He signed a record three-year $102 million plus $10 million in potential bonuses.

01:20:49.000 Getting Bower...

01:20:50.000 Is this the Mets?

01:20:50.000 No, this is the Dodgers.

01:20:52.000 Oh, okay.

01:20:52.000 Are you a Mets fan?

01:20:53.000 Well, I see the Mets over there, yes.

01:20:56.000 Getting Bauer off the books will save the Dodgers $100 million over the next two years.

01:21:00.000 Yeah, but that implies they have buyers' remorse.

01:21:04.000 Number three, he has embarrassed MLB Commissioner Rob Manfred multiple times on social media.

01:21:09.000 He called not suspending the Astros for cheating a big fucking joke.

01:21:14.000 He called Manfred a clown.

01:21:17.000 That seems to be the most likely thing.

01:21:20.000 Here's the conspiracy part of the whole thing.

01:21:22.000 The woman who made the allegations, Lindsay Hill, worked for the MLB.

01:21:27.000 The lawyer filed the complaint.

01:21:29.000 He got this when he did the countersuit.

01:21:31.000 So the conspiracy among baseball fans is that the MLB asked one of their female employees to go have rough sex with Bauer, file a complaint with police to open an intern MLB investigation in order to suspend him.

01:21:41.000 And then she couldn't help it and went back.

01:21:44.000 Because it was so serious.

01:21:45.000 They laid it down.

01:21:46.000 Yeah.

01:21:47.000 Alright, let's get to the final vid.

01:21:49.000 Alright.

01:21:51.000 I really like the animation behind it.

01:21:56.000 That looks really a lot of way there, man.

01:22:01.000 Where do you see this animation?

01:22:04.000 I said, where do you see this animation?

01:22:06.000 If you like the males, look at this one.

01:22:10.000 Do you like that better or worse?

01:22:12.000 Less.

01:22:13.000 More.

01:22:14.000 Well, you're blocking some of it, so it looks like a television set with something on it.

01:22:19.000 It looks like rodeo.

01:22:22.000 Yes.

01:22:24.000 Let's end the show with something that really sums up.

01:22:27.000 It looks like, you know, somebody wants you to buy their services for editing video, you know?

01:22:36.000 Do you ever pay out somebody to edit videos for you?

01:22:42.000 Rarely.

01:22:43.000 Usually I do it.

01:22:44.000 Ryan does it.

01:22:45.000 Alright.

01:22:46.000 There you go.

01:22:47.000 The Chinaman.

01:22:48.000 Ching Chong.

01:22:49.000 That's a job for somebody.

01:22:51.000 That's a great point.

01:22:53.000 Let's watch a crow snowboarding.

01:22:55.000 He's got a bottle cap.

01:22:57.000 Crowboarding, I think they call it.

01:22:58.000 Crowboarding.

01:23:00.000 And he gets it underneath, and then he just sort of slides down.

01:23:05.000 Nice.

01:23:06.000 You can tell by the trails he's done it a bunch of times.

01:23:10.000 And then he flies back up, gets set up, gets his foot on it.

01:23:15.000 Do you like lipstick?

01:23:17.000 I love lipsticks.

01:23:18.000 On ladies?

01:23:19.000 Yep.

01:23:21.000 We showed how to make lipstick last episode.

01:23:23.000 Yes, it makes it, you know.

01:23:26.000 That one didn't go as smooth.

01:23:27.000 Yeah.

01:23:31.000 All right, guys.

01:23:32.000 Very unusual app.

01:23:33.000 I like to mix it up.

01:23:35.000 This is various station stops with Linda.

01:23:38.000 Linda, thanks for joining us.

01:23:39.000 It was a pleasure.

01:23:40.000 Great insight, as usual.

01:23:42.000 We learned a lot about the internet and podcasts and lie detectors and interviews.

01:23:49.000 Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.

01:24:09.000 Alright, quick, quick, let me get this.

01:24:11.000 When I spit it, it's vomit.

01:24:12.000 I'm from H-Town, so it's back-to-back and then back-to-back.

01:24:15.000 Like the comments, that's a folk peep.

01:24:16.000 I got tripped like nosebleeds, but don't be where the hoes be.

01:24:19.000 I don't like where that road leads.

01:24:21.000 Me and my beat low-key.

01:24:22.000 I don't do this for trophies.

01:24:24.000 But some say I'm a shepherd, cause I'm with the sheep like Bo Peep.

01:24:27.000 Hopefully, I know sees that lead them to point passes.

01:24:29.000 Told my dog, you ain't no flavor.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - July 18, 2022

S4E143 - VARIOUS STATION STOPS

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